English: . In the absence of such a perfect storm, avoid stabbing your wallet in the heart with this 'Dagger'.. . Definitely not recommended
Translation: Ní àìsí ohun tí òní láárí kan tí a lè rí dì mú, má wulẹ̀ fi owó rẹ ṣòfò pé ò ń ra sinimá Dagger.. . N kò gbà ọ́ ní ìmọ̀ràn láti wò ó rárá.