English: Unfortunately, we can't bear cowboy pistols, space guns, cut & sow costumes, annoyingly talentless filming and unnecessary long form remembrance ceremonies for already shown footage all buttered up with ridiculously unintelligent revelations of supposed-to-be shockers that were apparent from the beginning.
Translation: Láìlóríre, a ò lá fara dàa ìbọn Cowboy, ìbọn àlàfo,  asoí wón ranrí wọ́n fi dábírà,  eré tíwónse tí ó bí yàn nínù rí kòlébùn ríkòsí se pàtàkì, ayẹyẹ rí wón fi rántí eré tí wọ́n tí fi hàn tẹ́lẹ̀ tí wọ́n kójo pọ̀ tí kòsì nítumọ̀ láti bèrè