Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/118th Avenue massage parlour
Slow news day local news hyped to the national news level solely because "holy crap massage parlor they do 'things' in there". Didn't even get beyond the planning stages. So it was covered by national news sources; said national news sources seemed to only take it to either fill time or empty column space or get in some Edmonton coverage. 
— User:Mrschimpf, 00:46, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Stance: delete
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