Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Jane Speed
for failing  and .  I wish we could delete it for its lousy writing style: "It was in the late fall of 1948 that she consulted with her long-beloved husband and took the momentous decision to pluck her eyebrows fortnightly."  If there's such a thing as a writing gene, he sure didn't inherit it from his pretty mom, rest her soul
— User:Qworty, 06:02, 31 October 2012 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:AUTHOR||WP:BK (Wikipedia:Notability)