Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Heather Von Stackelberg
No  to satisfy .  In fact, the level of absurdity in this article is so high that it leaves it perhaps just short of being a 
— User:Qworty, 06:34, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:RS||WP:AUTHOR||WP:HOAX (Wikipedia:Reliable sources)