Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Inadequate Lubrication Syndrome (ILS)
If nothing else, the list of celebrities at the bottom confirms this to be an obvious hoax. It's sure to be speedied as per 
— User:BU, 17:22, 22 June 2015 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:G3 (Wikipedia:Criteria for speedy deletion)