Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Stubbs (cat)
I'm the honorary Archbishop of Canterbury and the love child of Carmen Miranda and Charles Nelson Reilly, as well as the reincarnation of Rahsaan Roland Kirk.  Of course, such claims have as much basis in fact as most of the "reliably sourced" nonsense found either in the article or in the sources.  Anyone who would argue to keep this garbage is really saying that our ultimate purpose is to provide clickbait to a cherry-picked list of other websites, and that the agenda of said cherry-picked websites automatically becomes our agenda.  I would also invoke , but we've obviously become so much of a news site of late that we have editors mocking fellow editors for raising such concerns ({{Diff|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Inauguration of Donald Trump protests|761261159|761257323|"Of course we're a bloody newspaper"}}).  Furthermore, this sends the message that I'm wasting my time making positive contributions to the encyclopedia when I could be engineering publicity stunts like this to game the media and hence the encyclopedia, seeing as how the inclusion bar is so low
— NONE, NONE
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:NOTNEWS (Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not)