Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Biochemic cell salts
Well, they are mentioned in something that looks vaguely like scientific literature if you squint a bit. Books with such names as "How to Give an Astrological Health Reading", "Radiant Healing", "The Healing Echo: Discovering Homeopathic Cell Salt Remedies", "How to improve your health: the wholistic{{sic}} approach" and my favourite, "Stepping into Spiritual Oneness: Spiritual Rememberings of the Soul Through Life Exerience" by, well, let's use the name she uses on the book, Dr. Patti ''"Diamondlady"'' Diamond, DD. I did worry that I would not be able to point you to the page where she talks about biochemic cell salts as "the Spiritual Treasure Chest is free from being page numbered". Strangely, her publisher seems to have not gotten the message from the spirits and has put page numbers in there, and so it is on page 361. According to this highly reliable source, Cell Salts "are a great way to begin the infinite circle of water and salt being as One", and they help "bring body cells to a state of natural balance" and "bring about alkalinity and alignment". My spiritual perceptions are duly shifted, but sadly, I have to decide based on those boring old unenlightened rules that govern Wikipedia, namely ,  and , so although it would be wonderful to keep this article around for comedy value, I can't see how we can source it to anything by people other than, well, Dr. ''Diamondlady
— User:Tom, 14:28, 24 April 2012 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:RS||WP:GNG||WP:FRINGE (Wikipedia:Reliable sources)