Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Hardware Store (song)
per nom.  No notability stated, implied, or attempted.  I'm sure it's a funny song, but it only gets 635 distinct Ghits (for "hardware store"+"weird al"), mostly MP3 download sites; no multiple non-trivial third-party articles, no awards, no evidence of charting.  It therefore fails 
— User:Tychocat, 09:53, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:MUSIC (Wikipedia:Notability)