Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Central NZ United Gust FC
as a hoax. Although the author's clairvoyancy / imagination is to applauded (not), I really must second Grutness's declaration of 
— User:Bettia, 11:48, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:BOLLOCKS (Wikipedia:Complete bollocks)