Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Otto Middleton
Dumb, not-newsworthy blurbs about earring-swallowing pets do not pass a common-sense interpretation of our notability guidelines.  This is shit that  is designed to prevent
— User:Tarc, 19:00, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:NOTNEWS (Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not)