Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Command Wolf
as usual, and slap the nominator with a school of |trouts until he figures out that he can use merge tags, talk-page discussion, and |bold, revert, ''discuss'' (with emphasis on the "discuss" part after a "revert" happens) to accomplish his goals without wasting the time of AFD participants and administrators
— User:DHowell, 07:24, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Stance: merge
Cited policy: WP:TROUT||WP:BRD (Wikipedia:Whacking with a wet trout)