Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten (4th nomination)
1. The nominator failed to state a valid deletion ground.  2. This is the FOURTH nomination of this dimwitted article. We need a double jeopardy rule at .  Barring an article turning out to be fraudulent or the AfD process having been |sockpuppeted or meatpuppeted, repeat nominations for deletion start to sound like 
— User:Fiachra10003, 12:42, 29 December 2016 (UTC)
Stance: keep
Cited policy: WP:AFD||WP:SPA||WP:IJUSTDONTLIKEIT (Wikipedia:Articles for deletion)