Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Joe Dixon (footballer born 1989)
the subject is a world away from meeting either |the football notability guideline  or  |the general notability guideline. The first citation is itself a hoax - as the comments at the foot show, this was a Wikipedia inspired "crap article" with an invented storyline
— User:Daemonic, 16:31, 9 October 2011 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:NFOOTY||WP:GNG (Wikipedia:Notability)