Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Awkward Animals
per .  Actually a re-creation of the long-since deleted and salted "Awkward Turtle" article (see Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Awkward turtle|AFD1 and Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Awkward Turtle|AFD2) but this is arguably even worse because it has even more nonsensical crap ("sexual tension squid"?) crammed into it
— User:Starblind, 04:04, 20 December 2009 (UTC)
Stance: delete
Cited policy: WP:RS (Wikipedia:Reliable sources)