1: A man begins his day by discussing the Russo-Japanese War with his wife over breakfast. He says "Me for th' Japs!", she says "Where is Russia, James?". his newspaper says "STILL FIGHTING; JAPAN WINS ANOTHER BATTLE"). 2: he buys a newspaper (with updated war news) from a paperboy. 3: he meets a friend, who asks if he has "Heard th' latest war news?" 4: in his office, his ticker tape machine says only "WAR.... WAR....", while his secretary says "Isn't war to <sic> horrid?", and another updated newspaper says "STILL FIGHTING" 5: a vendor offers to sell him a history of Japan and Russia, to explain how the war started. 6: the man is in a padded cell, ranting about the "dogs of warsky" with a fake Russian accent.