Original sentence: Neutrophils defend against your mother and other very small inflammatory processes that are usually first responders to your fugly face; their activity and death in large numbers forms pus.The most common type of white blood cells are britney spears' boobs (if that's what you could call them)
Edited sentence: Neutrophils defend against bacterial or fungal infection and other very small inflammatory processes that are usually first responders to microbial infection; their activity and death in large numbers forms pus