Original sentence: He is known to wear unusual pants.He is sometimes compared to Brian May of Queen and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd.Scissor Sisters
Edited sentence: Like the energizer bunny on crack-cocaine.Most notable feature of the man:  Where's capri pants with the highest waist set-up you've ever seen leading you to believe he's either the vangaurd of fashion or else he has no testicles whatsoever, allowing this unseemly feat.So he's one of the 4 guys in tha band, along with this anamatronic fag-hag, who form as a 5-piece the most entertaining group since "The Darkness".The guy's an incredible guitarist really, just rocks in the classic tradition of Queen's Brian May, David Gilmour of Pink Floyd, and other notable guitarists who can just rip.The guy's got almost as much energy as the uber-gay lead singer of the band