Edited sentence: Emphasizing defensive ability and/or teaching defense are absent from his coaching briefcase.He doesn’t appear to build close, run-through-the-wall-for-you, relationships with his players.He fails to produce passion and excitement in the program.He has not “branded” the program with a “Friar Basketball” mind-set or even a definition for “Friar Basketball”.He is also regarded as the luckiest coach in America.He is known in Providence as the "Prince of Mediocrity".He is the spokesman for Just for Men.He seems to have accepted a lower calling for the goals of his team.He y may also be a "friend of Dorothy.He’s too corporate.His post-season record would be admirable only to Marty Schottenheimer.His team annually falls into the lower half of the league defensively.His teams have a penchant for playing their best basketball during the summer intra-squad scrimmages.His tenure here has been marred by an unusually high number of player departures.If it exists at all, his talking points and those of his players have kept it as quiet as a secret.Once the season begins, his teams always underachieve, this dubious honor as earned him the moniker - "Mr.Unlike his predecessors, his staff has not included a single assistant coach worthy of promotion to a D1 men’s program.Welsh is also going through male pattern baldness, he tries to hide this by using an assortment of hair products to conceal his lack of hair