Edited sentence: "; on another occasion a scholar commented beautifully as Emma entered the classroom: "My God, she blocks out the light".A previous colleague once remarked, on hearing Emma was pregnant: "how can you tell.Black Balling is still a common form of Prefect's Punishments.Chris "Toad" Haslam - people find this man scary.Contrary to his own beliefs: all his collegues hate him, all the scholars hate him and the sooner he leaves DCS the beter.Each year Toad picks his favourite boys and invites them to his flat.Emma Taylor [no relation to RFT] (a.Fortunately he is growing up and has abandoned the Ford Probe.He is a well established author in his own right, having paid for the entire publishing costs himself.He is known as THE ARM due to his super speed writing skills and the fact that he is able to draw near-perfect circles.He should have been Headmaster.His wavy blonde hair can still be observed at some distance, promptly followed by a teenage girl in the midst of a teenage crisis eagerly seeking advice.It scars them for life.Mrs Kent of Shelbourne House is widely considered to be the School Tart and one of the most vulgar women in existance.Nick "Too cool for school" Stokes.One doesn't mess with this teacher, possibly because he is the only one who commands respect and has authority.RFT or The Rat), perhaps the worlds most pompous man.Richard Taylor (a.Some Scholars believe Mr Taylor unfortunately suffers from an increasingly common phenomena known as Short Man Syndrome; common symptoms are exaggerated self-confidence and generally acting like an obnoxious idiot.Stuart "The Scott" Robbie - this man is generally considered as a waste of space by everyone.Tasty Spliff), is frequently seen pissed at public events and after one such event he was 'caught' with a Scholar (Tom Barber) in his study.The nickname may say it all but one cannot imagine the size.The rumour around the school suggests that the recent vandalism of the Cricket Pavilion was instigated by the Headmaster in order to claim on the insurance.The school's eminent Headmaster, Rev.There is even a Facebook Group to his credit.Tim Hastie-Smith (a.Tony "THE ARM" Marchand - short, hard and clever