Original sentence: After this he bacame hungry So he used the scuba Gear he stole from Hitler to swim under britian and the super strength he acquired from a duel with sherlock holes to fling the island to japan so he could eat fresh sushi off the backs of japanese virgins.He named this steed after his favorite guitarist Edgar winter, because instead of whinnying edar would unleash an epic power cord when frightend,upset, or aroused.One day John saddled Edgar wth his solid emerald saddle and rode across the ocean to england where he ripped out marco polo's heart and pulled Excalibur from a stone to become king.Some of Adam's favorite pastimes as president were as follows, he once had a horse made of the bones of native americans commisioned by a mad blacksmith and brought to Life by an evil wizard in exchange for the mississipi delta and a night with adam's  wife