Original sentence: "SOS" (Shag Our Sab) is a Union campaign being lead by the VP Education.JR in his signature casual and nonchalantly sexy style keeps knocking him back in favour of younger and fresher faced students.The Union are trying to force JR to let David Saxton "sex him", David has expressed deep rooted sexual desires for the aloof and cool Welfare sabb.The underlying issue is that whilst JR persists in his preference of young men and a distain for David sexual advances, David is being reduced to frenzied attacks of innocents in a quest to satisfy his sexual needs