Original sentence: And he can't write any better than George W.Because he's ugly.Bush can lead a country.But for the love of god why did he have to write Moll Flanders.If he rapped about mormon jesus, that would be all the more merrier.If he really was a puritan he should have been able to rap about jesus in churches; however as he did not there's no point in given a rat's rectum about his faith.Mr Defoe believed everything was bad because he got nothing in bed.The torment he put us innocent students through is unbearable