Original sentence: Brandon Gross consently charges his lasers just for teh lulz he like having over 9000 dicks up his bum makes him batshit crazy.The Mighty 2nd 15 is on a huge winning streak and sources tell us that they are favourties to be the best team in the world.Their soccer team is another story they have quite a impressive losing streak mainly due try-hard Brandon Gross and the lack of talent of their goalie Stephan Collum