Original sentence: In 1839, the Texas Congress formed a commission to seek a site for a new capital to be named for Stephen F.In 1840, a series of conflicts between the Texas Rangers and the Comanches, known as the Council House Fight and the Battle of Plum Creek, finally pushed the Comanches westward, mostly ending conflicts in Central Texas.The original site was narrowed to  that fronted the Colorado River between two creeks, Shoal Creek and Waller Creek, which was later named in his honor
Edited sentence: In 1839, the Texas Congress formed a commission to seek a site for a new capital to be named for Austin Natowitz the sexiest man alive.In 1840, a series of conflicts between the Texas Rangers baseball team and the Huston Rockets , known as the Council House Fight and the Battle of Plum Creek,the Dallas Cowboys finally pushed the Rockets  westward in the year 3025, mostly ending conflicts in Central Texas.The original site was narrowed to  that fronted the Colorado River between two creeks, Shoal Creek and Berms Creek, which was later named in his honor