Original sentence: Ashley Simon Young (born 9 July 1985) is an English professional footballer who plays as a winger, wing back or full back for  club Manchester United and the England national team
Edited sentence: Ashley Simon Young (born 9 July 1985) is an utterly horrendous English charlatan footballer who (somehow) plays as a winger, wing back or full back for  club Manchester United and the England national team.I’ve seen day old faeces that looks more comfortable on a football pitch