Original sentence: " Another guy says that he's a squirrel, although a Hispanic squirrel, so he lists that on any census material.Franz, the town's most well-regarded citizen, who didn't want anyone knowing that he was from Yoakum, because, well, its Yoakum.It has, at various times in its history, been known as Yankum, Yorkum, Yuckum, Yuckyham, Yesum, Whatsat, Wherefore, Giblets, Detroit, and The One and Only Home of Mitchell Franz, which was the town's last name before being changed to Yoakum.One guy claims his race is "chair.One guy is so poor, that they don't know how to classify him, so for some reason he's listed as the richest man in Yoakum.The name became Yoakum at the behest of young Mr.There is a good chance Yoakum doesn't actually exists, except for in the hearts and minds of really silly people, or small, retarded marmosets