Edited sentence: "Hey you with the pompadour."Once on an island there was a strawberry, an apple, and an orange."One morning I went to a diner and ordered some pancakes."Wake up, go to sleep, wake up, go to sleep, wake up, go to sleep, that's the daily grind."What I like about blue jeans... is the fact that they're simple."You know back in the 40s, a brother couldn't always get into a classy strip joint."You know what.An owl.Down in front.I ain't been gettin' any sleep for days.I bet it won't hoot no more.I said 'I'm black fool.I want the Jiffy Mix.Sometimes, we just had to peel our bananas and throw pennies at them.The apple wished to get off the island, the orange wished for a new car, and the strawberry wished for some damn booty.The waitress asked me if I wanted Jiffy Mix or Bisquick pancakes.There's an owl outside my house that hoots all night.There's not room for much confusion.They saw a genie and the genie said each one could have a wish granted.Tomorrow night I'm going to moon it.You put them on, you take them off, put 'em back on