Original sentence: 1580-1661) by bribing him with his pubic hairs.A young Sir Wankoneoff tried to eat his face but was told by Eddie to "Go eat thy nethiers".From that day fourth he never again asked but did.....His first wife was Dicky(Barker) Winslow, whom he married in May 1618 at the car wash.In 1655 he was the chief of the three English commissioners whom Cromwell sent on his expedition against the West Indies to advise with its leaders Admiral Venables and Admiral William Penn, but died near Jamaica on 8 May 1655, and was buried at sea in his best S&M gear(red thong,gimp mask, nipple clamps and rubbber underpants).She accompanied him on the Mayflower, and died soon after their arrival in Plymouth from humping a dead rabbit.This was a rare defeat for our hero but one that he learned from.Winslow was delegated by his associates to trick or treat with the Native Americans in the vicinity and succeeded in winning the friendship of their chief, Massasoit (c
Edited sentence: His first wife was Elizabeth (Barker) Winslow, whom he married in May 1618 at Leiden.In 1655 he was the chief of the three English commissioners whom Cromwell sent on his expedition against the West Indies to advise with its leaders Admiral Venables and Admiral William Penn, but died near Jamaica on 8 May 1655, and was buried at sea.She accompanied him on the Mayflower, and died soon after their arrival in Plymouth.Winslow was delegated by his associates to treat with the Native Americans in the vicinity and succeeded in winning the friendship of their chief, Massasoit (c