Original sentence: The Christian side hug is a greeting where one hangs their arm over the shoulder of the person beside them, minimising the chance of inadvertant sexual contact
Edited sentence: Also, do you think Jesus cares if two people's crotches touch through their clothes, if the two people didn't MEAN it that way.Instead, you are forced to just put your arm around the other person, like you are walking arm in arm, except, you aren't moving.It's the thought that counts, it's not like people hug just so they can grind their crotches together.The Christian side hug is a retarded censorship of affection that prohibits people from hugging in a normal way (front-hugs, or the way it's been done for hundreds of years).The rule is enforced to prevent accidental touching of the crotch to another person.Whoever came up with this rule is obviously a pervert because only someone with a very sick mind could put a simple display of affection into a sexual context