Original sentence: According to his attorney, Peter, like most Seton Hall grads, "reads at a 2nd grade level, has difficulty understanding complex words and concepts, and generally should not be held to the standards of an adult for purposes of sentencing.He was able to perform most basic functions without assistance: bathing, spelling simple words, wiping himself after defecating, and so on.However, the severe limitations of his Seton Hall Law degree doomed him to failure at more complex tasks such as practicing law or operating a city government.Like most Seton Hall Law grads, Scam-a-rano suffered from mild mental retardation, much like Corky from the old TV show Life Goes On