Original sentence: "Their objects will not let them down.In 2007 he was tried for bigomy after marrying a group of traffic cones.That is extremely attractive for a person who is otherwise often desperately lonely.The number of cyclists falling into holes rose by 2000% in the Swansea area, holes which shold have been safely cordoned off with traffic cones.This case was brought to the attention of authorities during a spate of road accidents.Thomas Jerrett, a Welshman, is the most severe case documented.To avoid raising the alarm, he married them in different Welsh counties.When captured, Mr Jerrett declared, "Someone who falls in love with objects can control that relationship on their own terms," he said