Original sentence: A hypothetical group of privileged users that secretly controls and slants the contents of Wikipedia for their own sinister ends.Although most mentions of this 'cabal' are light-hearted, a few people appear to believe in its existence
Edited sentence: Have a nice day.The absurd claims that there exists some kind of group of privileged users that secretly controls and slants the contents of Wikipedia for their own sinister ends.These allegations are, and have always been, blatantly false.Wikipedians are to go about their editing paying them no heed