Edited sentence: " One time she got me some Lindors, I held up my hands for her to chuck them, and she totally hit the target, not only proving herself not blind, but also having hand-eye co-ordination unseen since the heyday of Eric Bristow.I had to watch Deal Or No Deal, The Weakest Link and Golden - fucking - Balls every day for weeks on end.It was an absolute shipwreck.Many residents had to be forced from their homes, and lived in caravans or with relatives as rebuilding took place.One such resident was my grandma, who had to stop with us for three months.One time she telt me forcefully to put Songs Of Praise on, and then because the telly lags a bit before the channel changes, she thought I hadn't put it on and totally glared me out.Sometimes she looks out the window and says "oh that's so and so's car.Then she started warbling along to songs she had no idea the words of because she's half blind, although she greatly exxagerates the other half of the blindness, claiming that she can't see things in front of her, although one time I was getting in the car and she was at her doorstep, and I waved and she fully waved back