Original sentence: 9 months later she gave birth to a litter of mop top koalas as thin as peris hilton with boobs like gods wife's at the age of 2.John Clark had a wife named wifey when he came home and realised she was cheating on him with a mop handle he put them both in the wood chipper.so john bought a canarie who he thought would never harm him, but one day the canarie saw john talking to another bird and when he came home shoved a rake in his mouth backwards and when finished set up a domino effect that would decapitate himself drop his body in a blender and strangley feed his blended remains to his decapitated self until he chocked on a fether.then later that night he glued their pices back to gether with the sperm from 14 koalas(which is the worlds strongest adhesive) he make a new wife name wifet.they too grew up to become kiniving whores and when john realized this he fed them to a batch of racist piranahs in white hoods