Edited sentence: The zombiefied staff look suicidal at best, forced to wear faux-American uniforms and recite hollow mantras at 3am to a parade of heavy-hearted motorists who would rather be anywhere else.These stations sell extremely expensive food and beverages to weary drivers on the edge of sanity and starvation whilst operating mercernary cash machines that charge a (small) fortune for withdrawing the (large) fortune needed to purchase their lard-laden ballast of dubious quality.They are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, among the most souless and heart-melting places on then face of the Earth