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Edited sentence: In 2008 Mitchell became the first video game player to be honored with a Topps Allen & Ginter trading card.In a ceremony on the Namco stage, company founder Masaya Nakamura presented Mitchell with an award commemorating the first "perfect" game on Pac-Man.In the December 2007 issue of Maxim, Mitchell was named "Dweebus Maximus Dorkus of both the 20th and 21st centuries".Mitchell placed eighth in the Microsoft Xbox 360 Pac-Man'' World Championships on June 4, 2007.National Video Game Team.On January 14, 1984, he was selected as one of the 1983 "Video Game Players of the Year" by Twin Galaxies and the U.On June 21, 2006, MTV selected Mitchell one of "The 10 Most Influential Video Gamers Of All Time.On November 24, 1999, he offered $100,000 to the first person who could get through Pac-Man'''s "split-screen level".On September 17, 1999, he was proclaimed the "Video Game Player of the Century" while at the 1999 Tokyo Game Show