Original sentence: Darth Vader had been betrayed by his old best friend Obi wan gaynobi.Darth Vader met face to face with his old queermate and gave him the worse makeover ever.Darth Vader started out as a lonely man, just dying to get some chick with flabby tits to dance in front of him.Gaynobi switched darth's hairspray and make-up and darth vader thought he looked hideous.Gays were everywhere, fighting in their leather vests and flashy hats.He began to wear flashy black armour (that looks gay) to hide his face from publicity.His penis suddenly began to lift up which vader began to realize as the force.OF PENIS.SUCKS PENISH.TOTALLY GAY.That was when the he began to notice the force.Vader was outnumbered, but, remembered the force, and that gave him strength.WEARS A GAS MASK.gaynobi was so ashamed he went to his grandma's house, and began posting several videos on youtube changing his name to Chris Crocker.rapes children