Original sentence: In one instance, through an adjacent but equally offensive case, where a handicap woman in California, was charged with bestiality, and her defense was that she couldn't enjoy her sexuality without utilizing her dog's tongue, went all the way to the supreme court, and was then argued in similar terms, by a dwarf who was arrested for participating in a tossing contest; his argument stated that employment was only attainable through corrupt means, and, also argued that he wasn't hurting anyone but himself... "why, God, WHY, do you big people mind