Original sentence: Cara Carleton Sneed "Carly" Fiorina (born September 6 1954 in Austin, Texas) was CEO (1999 — 2005) and Chairman of the Board (2000 — 2005) of Hewlett-Packard (HP), an American technology company.On 9 February 2005, Carly Fiorina was ousted as chairman and chief executive officer of HP
Edited sentence: Cara Carleton Sneed "Carly" "Bitchy" Fiorina (born September 6 1954 in Austin, Texas) was CEO (1999 — 2005) and Chairman of the Board (2000 — 2005) of Hewlett-Packard (HP), an American technology company.Legend had it that she designed the logo of Lucent, which supposedly depicted a red, in-motion wheel, using her mother's lipstick.On 9 February 2005, after a picture session with Gwen Stefani, Carly Fiorina was ousted as chairman and chief executive officer of HP.Parody website established during Carly's last few months at HP