Original sentence: He lists events which are fairly mundane at first but gradually become more bizarre, for example: approving memos, promoting synergy, leading workshops, remembering birthdays, sending faxes, eating bagels, hitting on his secretary and getting rejected, swallowing sadness, calling the sex line and crying deeply, drinking vodka, shitting on his secretary's desk, receiving a sexual harassment lawsuit (given to him by Taccone), being denied a promotion, jumping out a window, buying a gun and cocaine (from Schaffer), performing oral sex (on Bill Hader and on himself), chopping off his balls, having sex with a giant fish, turning into a jet, bombing Russia, flying into the sun and dying
Edited sentence: He lists events which are fairly mundane at first but gradually become more bizarre, for example: approving memos, promoting synergy, leading workshops, remembering birthdays, sending faxes, eating bagels, hitting on his secretary and getting rejected, swallowing sadness, calling the sex line and crying deeply, drinking vodka, defecating on his secretary's desk, receiving a sexual harassment lawsuit (given to him by Taccone), being denied a promotion, jumping out a window, buying a gun and cocaine (from Schaffer), performing oral sex (on Bill Hader and on himself), chopping off his balls, having sex with a giant fish, turning into a jet, bombing Russia, flying into the sun and dying