Original sentence: American football resulted from several major divergences from rugby football, most notably the rule changes instituted by Walter Camp, considered the "Father of American Football"
Edited sentence: American football resulted from several major divergences from rugby football, only rugby isn't called rugby football, because the only people who call it that are daft yanks, as football would require you to use your.. feet, most notably the rule changes instituted by Walter Camp, considered the "Father of American Football"