Original sentence: " Afterwards, Slade apologized on a Twilight fan site, saying that he was joking and that he had neither read the books nor seen the film upon making the comments.He went on to say that he has now read the books and seen the film and is a fan of author Stephenie Meyer's work.Just shoot me.No, not even drunk.No, not even on acid.Slade, who has been named the director for the third film of the Twilight franchise, Eclipse, made derogatory remarks regarding the series.Twilight at gun point.Twilight on acid.When asked if he had seen the first film, he replied, "Twilight drunk