Original sentence: The Football Association, also known as simply The FA, is a governing body of football in England and the Crown Dependencies of Jersey, Guernsey and the Isle of Man
Edited sentence: The FA comprises a bunch of spineless, no-mark clowns with not a clue between them of how to run the game.The Football Association, also known as simply The FA or Anti united organisation full of idiots and jokers on city payroll, is a governing body of football in England and the Crown Dependencies of Jersey, Guernsey and the Isle of Man