Original sentence: After an outrageous speech, involving male nudity and a barrage of empty promises, Simon Worker, known as Worker to his friends, was democratically elected to the position of President.He shared the position with some chick, but he didn't have intercourse with her, although he does frequently intercourse Stella Fulton, mainly because it feel real good when he do dat.In 2007, Simon Worker followed in the footsteps of his older brother Alex.Jamie Gilbertson's a weeeeeeeiner