Original sentence: Collingwood has played in a record 44 VFL/AFL Grand Finals (including rematches), winning 15, drawing two and losing 27 (also a record).Regarded as one of Australia's most popular sports clubs, Collingwood attracts the second highest attendance figures and television ratings of any professional football team in the nation - second to arch rival Richmond
Edited sentence: Collingwood has somehow managed to play in a record 44 VFL/AFL Grand Finals (including rematches), winning 15, drawing two and thankfully losing 27 (also a record, absaloute spuds).Regarded as one of Australia's most hated sports clubs, Collingwood attracts the highest attendance of haters and the lowest television ratings of any professional football team in the nation -