Original sentence: He could not fight his way out of a paper bag.Thats why christians are right.The Romans identified Vulcan as a pussy.There is only 1 god, and if vulcan were alive, he could suck a big hairy cock
Edited sentence: A fragment of a Greek pot showing Hephaestus found at the Volcanal has been dated to the 6th century BC, suggesting that the two gods were already associated at this date.At the same time a red bull-calf and red boar were added to the sacrifices made on the Vulcanalia, at least in that region of the city.During the festival bonfires were created in honour of the god, into which live fish or small animals were thrown as a sacrifice, to be consumed in the place of humans.His festival, the Vulcanalia, was celebrated on August 23 each year, when the summer heat placed crops and granaries most at risk of burning.However, Vulcan had a stronger association than Hephaestus with fire's destructive capacity, and a major concern of his worshippers was to encourage the god to avert harmful fires.In response to the same fire, Domitian (emperor 81–96) established a new altar to Vulcan on the Quirinal Hill.The Romans identified Vulcan with the Greek smith-god Hephaestus, and he became associated like his Greek counterpart with the constructive use of fire in metalworking.Vulcan was among the gods placated after the Great Fire of Rome in AD 64