分类：教育/科学-外语学习
问题：谁能提供英文笑话，非常感谢！！ 
谁能提供笑话，非常感谢！！
回答：还没有人原意提供吗？看看这几个，三月份的加拿大版读者文摘上抄的。保证不重样。第一则While pointing the "Height-Weight Rat" table on the wall,my doctor said: "According to the chart, you should be 47 feet tall."第二则Chris was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked hisparents, "How was I born?""The stork brought you to us," said his mother."How were you and Dad born?" Chris asked."The stork brought us.""What about Grandpa and Grandma?" Chris persisted."The stork brought them, too!" Mom replied, squirmingin her recliner.A few days later, Chris handed his paper to the teacherwith an opening sentence that read, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that therehasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for threegenerations."