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请不要用金山快译等，谢谢 Years ago while lying in my hammock (吊床) and drinking JD f the bottle, I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon looking at it carefully, to my disappointment, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10-year-old daughter’s rabbit. For yea请不要用金山快译等，谢谢 Years ago while lying in my hammock (吊床) and drinking JD f the bottle, I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon looking at it carefully, to my disappointment, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10-year-old daughter’s rabbit. For years I had watched her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I know today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the plastic pipe, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming(修饰), I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes".Back to the hammock and JD. Within the hour the neighbor’s Benz pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time did she stop about six feet away and screamed: “D…A…D…D…Y!!!”Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that I rushed to the fence and asked if there was any thing I could do.Her father less than calmly shouted, “What kind of sick person would dig up a little girl’s dead rab¬bit and put it back in its cage?”
回答：Years ago while lying in my hammock (吊床) and drinking JD f the bottle, I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.我记得几年前当我躺在我的吊床上喝jack daniel's威士忌的时候，我注意到我家养的狗在篱笆下面不知道在耙什么东西. Upon looking at it carefully, to my disappointment, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10-year-old daughter’s rabbit. 直到我仔细一瞧，让我大吃一惊，我发现我家那条狗居然拖着的是隔壁邻居家10岁女儿养的一只兔子！For years I had watched her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the yard. 好多年我看着那个女孩子每天放学回家，直接冲到那只兔子的笼子里，把它放出来并在院子里和它玩耍。I know today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast. 我知道今天那小女孩还会照常的和她的兔子玩耍，我得赶在小女孩会来之前赶快想出对策才行。The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the plastic pipe, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower.那只兔子相当的脏，似乎经过了一场打斗，所以我用水管把它冲洗了一下，用狗刷子把它梳理了一下并且用吹风机把它吹干。 Upon finishing its grooming(修饰), I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes". 修饰结束以后，我翻过篱笆，重新把它放回到笼子里，并且将它死去掩盖成是“自然原因”造成。Back to the hammock and JD. Within the hour the neighbor’s Benz pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. 然后回到我的吊床和威士忌身边。邻居家的奔驰车照常返回，小女孩也像往常一样跳下车冲向她那只兔子的笼子。Only this time did she stop about six feet away and screamed: “D…A…D…D…Y!!!” 只不过这次在离笼子不到6英尺的地方她停了下来大声尖叫：“爸爸！！！！！！！！”Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that I rushed to the fence and asked if there was any thing I could do. 她那位受了惊吓的父亲站在那里看着笼子。出于对邻居的“关心”我冲了出去，跑到篱笆边上询问他们是否能帮他们什么忙。Her father less than calmly shouted, “What kind of sick person would dig up a little girl’s dead rab¬bit and put it back in its cage?”他父亲大叫到说，“哪有这样的把小女孩养的死兔子挖出来然后再放回它的笼子的人啊？