分类：教育/科学-外语学习-英语考试
问题：急求一篇英语幽默小短文！我们的老师要求我在下节课的时候向大家讲一 
我们的要求我在下节课的时候向大家讲一段英语小短文，谢谢
回答：I got two, a ltle old though, hope you will like them.------------------------------------------------------------When the waiter brings Joe's steak, Joe noticed that the guy is holdingthe dish with his thumb clamped down on top of the meat."What's the matter with you?" demands Joe. "I don't want your hands all over my food.""So," replies the waiter, "would you be happier if I took my thumb offit and it fell on the floor again?"-------------------------------------------------------------New York city is really an international city. You can get just aboutany kind of food here - German, Greek, Chinese, Italian, Mexican --- and that's just off the cab's floor!(cab = taxi)