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问题：急急急!英语翻译高手请进!请给我一份英文版的对"巴克利当众亲吻驴 
请给我一份英文版的对"巴克利当众亲吻驴臀"的叙述.很急,最晚明天晚上就得用。大概内容是这样的：     2002年，在美国“NBA星期四”的节目中，嘉宾查尔斯·巴克利说，如果姚明在本赛季任何一场比赛中得分超过19分，他就当着观众的面亲主持人肯尼·史密斯的屁股。巴克利太小瞧了“状元秀”姚明了。结果，姚明在星期日对洛杉矶湖人队的比赛中，9投9中拿下9个篮板20分，姚明用一场无可挑剔的比赛满足了巴克利的这个“心愿”。无奈之下，巴克利只有认输，史密斯认为在众目睽睽之下亮脱裤子太不雅观了，于是想出找替身一招，花500美元租了头公驴，挂上“肯尼”的牌子请给我一份英文版的对"巴克利当众亲吻驴臀"的叙述.很急,最晚明天晚上就得用。大概内容是这样的：     2002年，在美国“NBA星期四”的节目中，嘉宾查尔斯·巴克利说，如果姚明在本赛季任何一场比赛中得分超过19分，他就当着观众的面亲主持人肯尼·史密斯的屁股。巴克利太小瞧了“状元秀”姚明了。结果，姚明在星期日对洛杉矶湖人队的比赛中，9投9中拿下9个篮板20分，姚明用一场无可挑剔的比赛满足了巴克利的这个“心愿”。无奈之下，巴克利只有认输，史密斯认为在众目睽睽之下亮脱裤子太不雅观了，于是想出找替身一招，花500美元租了头公驴，挂上“肯尼”的牌子，让巴克利亲吻它的屁股。
回答：两个版本,哪个能用你就用哪个吧!        In 2002, in the Uned States, "NBA Thursday" program, guests Charles Barkley said that if Yao in any game this season scored more than 19 points, on the front of the TV shots of the lead-chairpersons. Barkley Taixiaoqiao "top show" in the league. Results Yao Sunday against the Los Angeles Lakers in the game, scored nine for nine nine rebounds in 20 minutes, Yao with a perfect game Barkley meets this "aspiration." But, Barkley only concede, that in the eyes of the Smith-trousers too ugly, so think of a replacement for strokes, spent the first five hundred US dollars rent the donkeys, put "Kenny" signs, Barkley kissed the ass.    In 2002, in US "NBA Thursday" in the program, honored guest Charles Barkley said, if Yao Ming scores points in this season anycompetition surpasses for 19 minute, he works as television viewer'ssurface to kiss the director Kenny Smith's buttocks. Barkley toolooked down on "foremost person in the field Xiu" Yao to be bright.Finally, Yao Ming on Sunday to the Los Angeles lake person team'scompetition in, 9 throws in 9 to take the next 9 backboards for 20minute, Yao Ming has satisfied with an impeccable competition Barkley  this "the wish". But under, Barkley only has admitsdefeat, Smith thought brightly escapes the pants under  in the eyes of the Smith-trousers not to be uncouth, thereupon finds out looks for a substituteperson move, spend 500 US dollars to rent a male donkey, hung up"Kenny" the sign, let Barkley kiss its buttocks