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问题：请帮帮忙，帮我翻译这个笑话成中文。如果有人能帮我翻译这个笑话实在 
如果有人能帮我这个笑话实在太感谢了。因为我看不懂。有一些英文句子我不明白。内容如下：Zero to 200A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any bea如果有人能帮我这个笑话实在太感谢了。因为我看不懂。有一些英文句子我不明白。内容如下：Zero to 200A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.
回答：一对数周来一直在商量购置新车的事。男的想买新卡车，但女的却想购辆运动型小车这样方便她驾车穿行于大街小巷。本来丈夫早就可定下来买辆破卡车，但妻子看中的车，其价钱都超出他们的预算。妻子要求的车，就是那种一踩油门，车速能在四秒内从零一下飙升至200码的跑车。（丈夫不知是误解还是为了幽默一把，却给妻子买了一个浴室用的体重秤，也许他以为妻子站在秤上，读数也会在4 秒内从零飙升至200以上呐。妻子以为丈夫嫌她肥胖故意羞辱她，故盛怒之下失手打死了丈夫），由于丈夫死得很惨，故殡仪馆仪式采取闭棺方式进行。-----zip through ：灵活穿行于beat-up ： a. 用坏了的;settled on：选定bathroom scale：置于浴室的体重计closed casket service：闭棺仪式Funeral Home ：殡仪馆brand new ：崭新的"Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation：《与妻说事须三思》基金会请楼主说明一下笑话的出处，我是以笑话的方式作了“翻译”。