分类：教育/科学-外语学习
问题：翻译几个英文句子1,Myfreebooklightwillonl 
1,My free book light will only work if I am wearing my Snuggie?2,Don't send your snuggie back. You are going to ne that tonight for the Name still to be decided cult's orgy night.3,All are pretty goofy. The Cardinals, Blue Jays, Orioals Those are pretty birds. Now the Ha1,My free book light will only work if I am wearing my Snuggie?2,Don't send your snuggie back. You are going to ne that tonight for the Name still to be decided cult's orgy night.3,All are pretty goofy. The Cardinals, Blue Jays, Orioals Those are pretty birds. Now the Hawks and Falcons are a little more dangerous but that's basketball and Football Royals a little conceded no The Angels? There angels The devils is better but that's hockey lol The nationals and yankees are very political like old peoples teams. Padres are pretty holy The redsox and whitesox? I mean sox people lmfao Ohh the reds a color ! The diamondbacks? It sounds like a disease lol The dogers are they hiding from somthing Athletics sounds like a dumb jocks name Even the Mets sound silly. Like wtf is a met? I know its for metropolitan but its silly. Astros Ohh a comet scientific Twins is corny Rockies... A rock? Brewers BREW a little adult eh? Rangers named after a park ranger wimpy Phillies PHILLdelphia how original Can some one explain to me what the hell is a mariner?! I like the Indians, Cubs, Braves and Rays, Tigers, Marlins. Pirates,Giants Those sound like tough names.这些都是比较随意的文字，所以如果有语法不对的地方，尽可以忽略，我主要是想要准确的中文意思。另外做一下必要的解释。谢谢。
回答：1. 只有我穿上Snuggie（是种可以穿在身上的毯子），我的booklight免费才好用？2. 别把毯子寄回来。今晚你会在球迷狂欢夜命名时用得到它的。3. 都够傻的了。The Cardinals（红雀棒球队）、Blue Jays（蓝鸟棒球队）Orioles（金莺棒球队）都是小小鸟，而Hawks（鹰队）和Falcons（猎鹰队）则比较危险了，它们都是篮球队和橄榄球队（的名称）。The Royals 皇家（棒球队）不做些许的让步。The Angels（天使）怎么样？有天使，The devils（新泽西魔鬼）是最棒的，但那是曲棍球队啊，哈哈哈。【lol = laugh out loud 大声笑】nationals（国民棒球队）yankees （洋基棒球队）则特别政治化像老头队。Padres（圣地牙哥教士棒球队）神圣无比。redsox（波士顿红袜队）whitesox（芝加哥白袜队）？我是说短袜人，笑死了。【lmfao = laughing my fucking ass off（直译：把屁股都笑掉了，意思就是笑掉大牙）】哦哦，The reds（辛辛那提红魔棒球队）是颜色。The diamondbacks（凤凰城棒球队）呢？像是种疾病，哈哈哈。The dogers（LA道奇棒球队）在藏什么东西。Athletics（奥克兰棒球队）听起来像是哑巴骑师的名字The Mets（大都会棒球队）听起来也挺傻，就像跆拳道（WTF）是个草席（mat的谐音）？我知道那是大都会棒球队的名字，但确实够傻的。Astros（休士顿太空人队)，嗯，有些彗星、科技的味道Twins（双城队）乡味十足Rockies（火箭队）。。。火箭？Brewers（密尔瓦基酿酒人队）的BREW，有点十八禁的意味，啊？Rangers（格拉斯哥流浪者队）以流浪者命名。Phillies（費城費城人队）多正宗！谁能给我解释一下一个水手（西雅图水手队）到底是什么？我喜欢Indians（印第安人队）、Cubs（芝加哥棒球队）、Braves（里奇蒙勇士队）和Rays（維洛海?┠Ч眙~队），Tigers（老虎队）、Marlins（马林队）、Giants（巨人队），听起来就特棒。【这是段美国版本的关于球队名称的单口相声】