Neal Pollack
 Neal Pollack (born March 1 1970) is an American satirist novelist short story writer and journalist. He lives in Austin Texas. Pollack has written eight books: The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature Never Mind the Pollacks Beneath the Axis of Evil Alternadad Stretch Jewball Downward-Facing Death and Open Your Heart. He is also a three-time Jeopardy! champion.