I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)
 I Am a Pole (And So Can You!) is a 2012 children's book spoof. It was written by Stephen Colbert and illustrated by Paul Hildebrand. The book tells the story of a fictional pole finding his purpose in life. The title is a play on Colbert's first book I Am America (And So Can You!). All proceeds from the audiobook go to U.S. Vets (United States Veterans Initiative) a non-profit dedicated to returning troops.