text: okay, listen wise daniel, the only reason i'm up here is because i was paid a gold piece by the king to come and see why there has been a light in the abandoned castle.  my wife is cooking me a nice stew of lamb at home, and my kids are probably chasing our last living chicken around the yard.  it's been a long day.  how about we go get you a room at the inn, so we can all have a good night.