text: look buddy. nothing against you, you just don’t get it. for example, earlier there this crazy lady and her horse, right? they just came in here to that tree and stole all the apples! now, i don’t particularly care for apples but what if i did? i’d be starving by now. you just don’t have the same relation with humans as we do. they are bad! all of them! ok most of them. most of them! ok some of them. some of them are really b.. ok a few of them. look it’s just not easy to be a deer, ok? they love horses! well ok respect hor.. ok put up .. ok use you up! alright all i'm saying is, humans.. they suck bro. no actually i'm using the flower as a hat.