Premise: i always get books like um i like to quilt well i'm not into quilting but i check a lot of books out to learn how i just haven't done it yet because it seems to monstrous to do with a book but i like to um can and do food preservation and mostly canning just for fun to go pick the things and just to have fun doing it and to give them as gifts and stuff and i like to check books out like that and i always come away with i'm a Christian and i enjoy reading books about um i like i have a real heart for people involved in cults

Hypothesis: I have no idea how to can foods or where the library is.
Relation: contradiction