Premise: yeah well we had uh i lived on a farm when i was growing up and when we bought the farm there was uh couple of farm cats on the property and they were sort of tame every now and then they'd let you pet them but uh one of the cats which we named Bug Eyes she had a litter of kittens and she kept t hem away from the uh the house until they were pretty good size kittens and they wouldn't let you get anywhere near them and one day i went over to i found them sleeping and i went over and picked one of them up and it boy it was like picking up a buzz saw

Hypothesis: I grew up on an island where there weren't any animals. 
Relation: contradiction