Premise: uh i'm a touch typer and i haven't ever really noticed uh differences uh the machine tends to react as fast as i can i use an eighty as a matter of fact use an eighty eighty eight at at home uh which is really old iron uh probably ten years or so and and at the office uh i am indeed using a three eighty six um i use a PC for a great deal of things in in private life uh i'm a church treasurer

Hypothesis: I am a terribly typer.
Relation: contradiction