Premise: and i talked to my parents on the phone i said you know we Texans are a funny breed we we water we water we spend hundreds of dollars a month during the dry part of July August watering our lawn we go out and spend thirty or forty dollars a whack on fertilizer and then we bitch and gripe about having to mow it so often

Hypothesis: Down in Texas the people there don't spend any money on looking after their lawns.
Relation: contradiction