one time i had my lighter set too high and my mustache caught on fire
i was tending the fields one day and set a fire
but i later found out the russians hacked my lighter and caused that
i fell of a horse with a lit cigarette setting fire to the dry weeds
i use to work for the cia and i caught a russian spy , not personal
my father had his farm used for a cia operation once.
man a horse can kick you so hard , you go flying
i know i have 3 arabian horses.
i am not saying it was aliens , but it was aliens
the aliens did what to you ?
ask not what your country can do for you , but what you can do for africa
are you currently living in africa ?
i live on the moon
how is it there ? how long have you been there ?