oh i am so well ! how are you my land friend ?
great , thanks. getting ready to go to work , so my wife can spend it.
oh i spend most of my time at school , when i am not in the water.
i spend most of my time playing poker. i have triplets. they are everywhere.
how sweet ! do you live on land ? i live way under the sea !
unfortunately , i live on land. i am a boat builder , a carpenter.
oh so you have legs and feet ?
i do. can i send my only girl to be a mermaid like you ?
well if you can find a sea hag to turn her into one.
wonder if that is what my mother in law is ?
no mother in laws i hear are far worse.
they are. i have had two of them.