bugs bother me but scorpions are the absolute worst
scorpions and spiders are my number one fear in regards to ways to die.
i like grey it is the color of my room , my car , and pretty much my life
i cannot say i like grey , the country bake sale generally has pastel colors.
bake sales have people. i work for the post office , it keeps me away from people
mail induced death is number 179 on my death list ; mailmen are forbidden in this house.
in to conspiracies ? nascar drivers , like my dad , say their owners are aliens
alien probe malfunction is number 296 on my list of potentially death causing incidents.
whatever. where does death by scorpions fall on your list ?
number 24 under the red alert section. red alert means high probability.
death is not so bad. it is grey and a lot like working overtime
my only hobby that does not illicit potential death is knitting. do you like to knit ?
my mom knitted me a grey and brown scorpion once. i hate her.
death by mother made scorpion is number 1068 on my list. i knit all my lists.