what happened to you ? why ?
i am not sure but i get to leave in 30 days
why do you get to leave
because i will have served my time. i have old , sticky fingers
are you passing away or something
no , i am in jail. was trying not to say it outright
what did you do to get in there
i stole a pack of gum , this time atleast.
what did you do last time
i hijacked an elephant from a travelling circus
why did you do that
well , to be honest.... i was drunk
that must have been embarrassing
i could not tell you , i blacked out.