Original: Dildo is a town on the island of Newfoundland in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador , Canada . It is located on the southeastern Dildo Arm of Trinity Bay about 60 kilometres west of St. John 's .
Simplified: Dildo is a town on the southeastern Dildo Arm of Trinity Bay on the island of Newfoundland , Newfoundland and Labrador , Canada .