Original: Scott '' Scottie '' Upshall ( born October 7 , 1983 ) is a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger currently playing for the Columbus Blue Jackets of the National Hockey League ( NHL ) .
Simplified: Scott '' Scottie '' Upshall ( born October 7 , 1983 in Fort McMurray , Alberta ) is an NHL ice hockey right winger for the Phoenix Coyotes .