Woods MeganHon Dr MEGAN WOODS (Minister of Housing): You know that it's an Opposition in trouble when we're seeing the very characteristics that are being displayed on the other side of the House. We know; we've been there. And we've said many times we all know the National Party scene—Let's all go to the cafe and pretend we're united." I remember that very well. So expect to see great swaths of them walking around the building together.We had the release or not the release yesterday of the National Party review into its election campaign. As my colleague the Hon Grant Robertson talked about we've had the fact that there is a PG rated version of this—there needs to be parental guidance for any of its MPs to read it. But this morning the leader of the National Party Judith Collins went even further and turned it into a whodunit when she said that there are MPs who behaved badly and who are still in the caucus. So the question becomes: who are those badly behaved MPs that are still walking the halls of the National Party? One of the other things she did say was "We wouldn't have the copy sent out because it's not written for that." It's one of those reports that is written not for reading! I'm not sure what it was written for—just to look at but not for reading? That's it.But let's get back to this whodunit. Who are these badly behaved MPs that consigned the National Party to a shadow of its former self and are sitting on the opposite side? Are they sitting amongst us in this Chamber at this very time? I think that this whodunit calls for a Nancy Drew - type figure to come in to solve this. We need that kind of super-sleuthing supernatural power that will get to the bottom of this. There are many contenders. Will it be Louise Upston? Will she be the Nancy Drew of the National Party? Will it be Nicola Willis? No. Will it be Nick Smith? Will he be the Nancy Drew? I've given this some long and hard thought and I think there is only one person to be the great mate of the Hardy Boys when it comes to getting to the bottom of who it is who consigned the National Party to the position that it's in now—and that is the real Leader of the Opposition.Hon Member: David Seymour.Hon Dr MEGAN WOODS: That's right—David Seymour. He is the man for the job—to be the Nancy Drew for the National Party. He's the person who will understand who it is that caused the trouble caused the rot on the other side. And while he's at it he might like to have a chat to Andrew Bayly about his obsession with shovel-ready stuff. I can't work out whether it's because he's desperately trying to dig himself out of the positon that the National Party finds itself in or that he's just so accustomed to the holes that National seems to keep digging for themselves. But he does seem awfully obsessed with shovels! Two days in a row he's come to this House and he's gone on and on about shovel-ready projects. I think Mr Bayly has a shovel at the ready. But what we do see all joking aside is an Opposition that is showing all the signs of being obsessed by the sideshows obsessed by itself—which of course could be a sideshow—and not focusing on the issues that are important to New Zealanders.What we have on this side of the House is a Government that is united and is focused on the things that matter to New Zealand. It's focused on keeping COVID at the border not letting it in unlike the Opposition who can't decide whether they want to open the border shut the border open the border or shut the border and are continuing to play that game. What we have is a Government that is focused on making sure that we are building back our economy and we are seeing the fruits of that. We're seeing the ratings agencies upping our credit rating. We're seeing unemployment not anywhere near the levels that commentators were predicting as we went into lockdown nearly a year ago. We are seeing success and we're also seeing a Government that is determined to get on with addressing the big issues that we are facing—issues like child poverty—and we're seeing that the work we put in in our very first days in office in 2017 is starting to improve the indicators around child poverty.We are addressing the big issues like how we decarbonise our economy and what is more we are making sure we're looking out for New Zealanders. We're not obsessed with ourselves. We're not obsessed with sideshows. We allow people to read reports and we're getting on with the job because this is what New Zealanders need as we come out of one of the worst epidemics that we have seen in our world."