Robertson GrantHon GRANT ROBERTSON (Deputy Prime Minister): There is the speech that launched Chris Luxon's leadership campaign—right there ladies and gentlemen. I ask members to picture the scene: National list MP Chris Bishop wakes up in his Hutt Valley compound. He's fully clothed surrounded by empty curry containers and handwritten affirmation notes: You are a good person Chris Bishop" "My colleagues value my knowledge even if they don't say so." He opens up the curtains; the sun is shining. "Exactly as I predicted last week" Chris Bishop says. "Now I'm not saying God doesn't have any original ideas but that was my idea first." He looks at the clock as it ticks from 6.59 to 7 a.m. "Only yesterday I was saying 7 a.m. would follow from 6.59 and here it is happening today." At this point I do want to interrupt the story to thank Julie Anne Genter for introducing me to the word "epiphenomenalism". This is a word that essentially is based on the kind of metaphor that the foam of the ocean thinks it's responsible for the movement of the waves. Chris Bishop—epiphenomenalist.Now returning to our story Chris Bishop starts scrolling through his text messages as he wakes up: Nicola W Nicola W Nicola W Des Gorman Nicola W. He opens the latest message from Nicola Willis: "Fancy a plot—I mean coffee?" Chris Bishop thinks "Just yesterday I thought 'Fancy a plot—I mean coffee with Nicola Willis.' " He then looks at the next text message: Peter Goodfellow National Party President—something fishy here. The message reads "Talofa Chris. You're invited to a select viewing of the National Party's election review working title 'Nightmare on Ponsonby Road'. It's R rated so please don't bring Simeon Brown. Fair warning Chris: you feature quite a bit staring into the abyss quietly wondering where your future has gone. Kind regards Peter. PS: Do you think 'Night of the Electoral Dead' is a better title?"I've actually been given the warning label for the review which is on top of the sole copy available for reading in the National Party's caucus room and it reads this way: "Viewers may find some content offensive or accurate. Contains images of political death spiral disunity leaks awkward walkabouts $4 billion holes multiple leaders policy on the hoof policy flip-flops calls for open borders calls for closed borders relentless negativity Denise Lee being hung out to dry and a 25 percent result." Nothing says alternative Government like disunity leaks and poor behaviour and that is apparently what the National Party review document said. Although who would know? Because the most open and transparent Opposition in New Zealand's political history won't even let their MPs have a copy. Now Judith Collins said today "I think the fact that MPs are allowed to read it is a great concession." That's what the Opposition of New Zealand is currently telling the public. Judith Collins this morning said that the report included both honest mistakes and deliberate mistakes. So the question we have on this side of the House is: who made the honest mistakes and who made the deliberate mistakes? I think you'll find it's those who get to read it are the people Judith Collins views as making honest mistakes and those who made the deliberate ones don't. It's a high-trust environment over in the National Party right now—desperate divided and disunified.On this side of the House you've got a united focused and compassionate Government. On this side of the House we're focused on the issue of keeping New Zealanders safe from COVID. This week we made the announcement that all New Zealanders would get the Pfizer vaccine—every New Zealander—for free. That is the leadership that this Government can provide. We are also focused on growing the economy making sure that we lift not just our primary sector but our manufacturing sector; that we invest in the economy of the future. Mr Bayly likes to laugh at the idea that we actually might have 100 percent renewable electricity in this country sometime soon. That's the 21st century Mr Bayly. That's what growing an economy is about. But it's also a compassionate Government and I want to thank all members on this side of the House for their role in supporting initiatives like food in schools like making sure period products are provided. This is a Government that includes everybody."