A: WE DON'T CARE ONE TIME ME AND UH ANOTHER MATE THAT YOU KNOW UH WERE FISHING DOWN AT THE RIVER THERE AND UH SOME LAD CAME UP TO US AND HE WAS LIKE DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSES AND WE WERE LIKE AH YEAH YEAH YEAH WE WERE LIKE AH YEAH YEAH WE JUST DIDN'T <LAUGH> AND HE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S GOOD THAT'S GOOD AND HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR US TO SHOW THEM HE JUST ASKED IF WE HAD IT IT WAS SO <DTMF>

B: WHAT WAS HE AN INSPECTOR OR HE JUST KIND OF RANDOM LOCAL

A: I THINK HE WAS JUST LIKE A LOCAL FISHERMAN BUT HE WAS PART OF LIKE THE WHOLE FISHERMAN THE COMMUNITY THING

B: OH YEAH YEAH

A: HE PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE A HEAD HONCHO THERE YOU KNOW

B: HE WAS AN ENFORCER

A: YEAH YEAH AH YOU WOULDN'T WANNA MESS WITH HIM THERE YOU WOULDN'T YOU KNOW HE WAS EIGHTY YEARS OLD BUT HE WAS PACKING LIKE SERIOUS MUSCLE ı TELL YOU

B: YOU'D END UP IN THE WATER MAN

A: YEAH I KNOW LAST TIME I WENT FISHING THOUGH I DIDN'T CATCH ANYTHING MY DAD CAUGHT FIVE SO IT WAS KIND OF SHITE AND THEY WERE PRETTY BIG ONES PRETTY BIG ROACH

B: YEAH

A: I'M NOT GONNA LIE I WAS PRETTY JEALOUS <LAUGH> IT SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE SITTING THERE FOR FIVE SIX HOURS AND YOU DON'T CATCH ANYTHING BUT THE PERSON WHICH YOU CATCHES LIKE A SHIT TON

B: YEAH

A: IT'S JUST LIKE UGH WHAT AM I DOING WRONG ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE DOING LIKE THE EXACT SAME THING

B: DID YOU EAT THE FISH AFTERWARDS OR DID YOU THROW THEM BACK

A: NO WE THROW THEM BACK UM

B: SURE I'M LIKE FISHING IS KIND OF A WEIRD THING LIKE YOU KIND LIKE <LAUGH>

A: YEAH YEAH IT IS KIND WEIRD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT BUT ONCE YOU CATCH A FISH THAT GOES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE THERE'S JUST SO MUCH FUN <LAUGH> YOU JUST KINDA LOSE ALL MORALS REALLY

B: I SAW SOME VIDEO OF SOME GUY WHO WAS LIKE DOING THIS BIRD THING WHERE HE WOULD CATCH BIRDS IN NETS AND THEN HE WOULD LIKE TAG THEM AND THEN CHECK THEIR WINGS AND STUFF HE'S LIKE A BIOLOGIST BUT THEN LIKE SOMEBODY WAS LIKE IN THE COMMENTS THEY WERE LIKE IMAGINE BEING THE BIRD AND THEN LIKE TRYING TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS AFTERWARDS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU AND THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING AROUND ONE DAY AND SOME DUDE GRABS YOU AND PUTS THIS T THING ON YOUR LEG AND THEN LIKE HE HE HE KEPT ON THEM PUTTING THEM INTO LIKE TUBS AND THEN WEIGHING THEM

A: THAT'S THEIR VERSION OF LIKE BEING LIKE IN A UFO OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW

B: OH FOR SURE YEAH YEAH THAT'S AN INTERESTING HYPOTHESIS LIKE MAYBE THERE'S A PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE LIKE DOING THAT TO PICK HUMANS LIKE THERE'S LIKE SOME SPECIES OUT THERE AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE NO ONE BELIEVES ME

A: NO UH WELL LET'S BE HONEST CONOR WE BOTH KNOW THAT ALIENS AND BIGFOOT ARE REAL SO

B: YEAH WE HAVE PLENTY OF EVIDENCE BUT WE CAN'T UH DISCLOSE IT IN THIS CURRENT FORUM <LAUGH> BUT IT'S A WE HAVE JUST UH EVIDENCE THAT'S SO CONVINCING

A: YEAH YEAH YEAH THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS KIND OF DO THOUGH ISN'T IT IT'S LIKE NO YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME NOW I CAN'T SHOW YOU THIS 'CAUSE IT'S CLASSIFIED

B: YOU KNOW <DTMF> YOU KNOW THOSE SCAM ADS YOU GET WHERE THEY'RE LIKE UH THEY'RE LIKE TELLING YOU TODAY THEY CAN MAKE YOU A BUNCH OF MONEY BUT THEN THEY'RE LIKE YOU GOTTA KEEP ON WATCHING TO THE END OF THE VIDEO <LAUGH> THEY CAN NEVER GIVE YOU THE GOOD INFORMATION ON <DTMF>

A: THESE ARE THE THREE STEPS YOU HAVE TO TAKE

B: YEAH

A: BUT LIKE I'M GONNA LEAVE THAT RIGHT TO THE END

B: MM AND YOU KNOW I THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHERE I'VE WATCHED A WHOLE OF VIDEO 'CAUSE I I FIND THOSE KIND OF SCAMS REALLY AMUSING AND LIKE WHAT THEY USUALLY ALWAYS DO IS THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE YEAH THERE'S THREE THERE'S THEE TOP TIPS TO MAKING SIX FIGURES IN IN A WEEK OR WHATEVER THEN THEY'RE LIKE THEY'LL BE LIKE KEEP ON WATCHING FOR YOU TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION THEN THEY'LL SPEAK FOR TEN MINUTES THEN ABOUT SOME RANDOM STUFF AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE NOW IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THESE THREE TIPS THEY WON'T TELL YOU THE THREE TIPS THEY'RE LIKE GO ON MY WEBSITE AND LIKE I FEEL LIKE LIKE OBVIOUSLY I KNOW THERE'S SCAMS BUT WHENEVER I WATCH THEM I ALWAYS FEEL IN MY HEAD THAT LIKE YOU'VE WASTED SO MUCH TIME YOU ALMOST FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA JUST GO AND FIND OUT WHAT THE THREE THINGS ARE BUT THEY HYPED IT UP SO MUCH AND UH SO ANYWAY YOU FEEL LIKE YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING INTO YOUR HEAD EVERY TIME YOU'RE LIKE NO

A: IT'S KIND OF LIKE THAT SCIENTOLOGY THING LIKE APPARENTLY THERE'S ALL THESE DIFFERENT LEVELS TO IT

B: YEAH THEY KIND OF GET YOU IN AND THEY GET YOU BOUND

A: YEAH WITH THE MORE MONEY YOU SPEND LIKE THE MORE LIKE UH INFORMATION THEY DISCLOSE YOU TO BUT LIKE THE RELIGION I DON'T KNOW IT'S KIND OF TRICKY

B: YEAH I IMAGINE YOU LIKE PUT A BUNCH OF MONEY INTO IT AND YOU REALIZE IT WAS ALL TRUE YOU WERE LIKE DAMN LIKE IT ALL MAKES SENSE EVEN THAT THE FACT TO GET TO SPEND MONEY YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE DAMN IT ALL MAKES TOTAL SENSE AND LIKE NOBODY WILL EVER BELIEVE ME

A: OOH YEAH WHAT IF THERE'S LIKE YEAH WHAT IF LIKE DO YOU KNOW THE WHOLE LIKE 'CAUSE PEOPLE SORT OF KNOW THE STORY OF IT BUT WHAT IF LIKE THAT'S NOT THE ACTUAL STORY WHAT IF THERE THERE'S GOTTA BE A REASON WHY TOM CRUISE IS IN IT YOU KNOW

B: THAT'S TRUE HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS REASONABLE OPINIONS

A: YEAH HE IS PRETTY BADASS I'LL GIVE HIM THAT THERE IS A I DON'T KNOW I I'D UH I WOULDN'T MIND STARTING A CULT ONE DAY

B: YEAH

A: YEAH BUT LIKE I'D I'D DEFINITELY HAVE ONE OF THOSE CODED BOOKS LIKE THAT LIKE THAT ONE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT

B: YEAH YOU GOT YOU GOT TO <DTMF> IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING IF THERE'S NO CODED BOOK

A: EVEN NOT LIKE JUST FOR CULT IF IT WAS JUST SORT OF LIKE NATIONAL TREASURE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

B: YEAH KIND OF LIKE THE BOOK OF KELLS AND SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR YEAH

A: YEAH YEAH <OVERLAP> YEAH THEY DO SAY THAT THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THERE'S LIKE THREE PRIME DESTINATIONS THEY SAY IT'S LIKE THIS ONE MOUNTAIN OR UNDER LIKE SOME MUSLIM TEMPLE SOMEWHERE IN LIKE JERUSALEM I THINK IS THAT WHERE IT'S IS THAT THE PLACE THAT THEY'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING OVER

B: UM YEAH LIKE ISRAEL

A: YEAH SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT AND THERE'S LIKE A THERE'S SOME OTHER ONE I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT ELSE OH NO THEY SAY IT'S UH SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA THERE'S LIKE THIS NIGERIAN RELIGION IS IT NIGERIAN NO THERE'S SOME OR WAS IT ETHIOPIA I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY SAY THAT THERE'S LIKE A IN THEIR LIKE TEMPLE THEY'VE GOT THE ARK OF THE COVENANT THERE BUT NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN

B: DAMN

A: YEAH

B: YEAH MAYBE THERE'S LIKE THREE ARK OF ARKS OF THE COVENANT AND THEY'RE ALL RIGHT

A: APPARENTLY IF YOU'RE NOT LIKE OH I SAW THIS SOMEWHERE BUT APPARENTLY IF YOU'RE NOT A DISCIPLE NO NOT A DISCIPLE IF YOU'RE LIKE A SAINT OR SOMETHING OR CHOSEN BY GOD OR SOMETHING AND YOU TOUCH THE ARK OF THE COVENANT YOU LIKE MELT

B: KIND OF LIKE INDIANA JONES

A: YEAH YEAH EXACTLY LIKE INDIANA JONES SO MAYBE THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT FROM I DON'T KNOW <LAUGH>

B: MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FILM THEY HAD THE ACTUAL ARK OF THE COVENANT AND ALL THE GUYS MELTED

A: OH UM MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS DOING HER ARCHAEOLOGY LITTLE DIG TODAY AND SHE SAID SHE FOUND POTTERY

B: NICE

A: YEAH YEAH SHE SAID SHE FOUND

B: DO DO THEY KNOW WHAT LIKE YEAR IT'S FROM

A: SHE SAID IT'S THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY SO IT'S NOT THAT OLD I GUESS BUT

B: CAN YOU STILL USE IT

A: UH OOH I DON'T KNOW LIKE THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T LET YOU <LAUGH>

B: IMAGINE YOU WENT TO HER HOUSE AND SHE'S JUST SERVING YOU STUFF IN LIKE BROKEN BITS OF GLASS WITH DIRT ON IT <LAUGH>

A: I AM GOING THERE TONIGHT SO WHO KNOWS <LAUGH> I DON'T KNOW

B: THE UM VINTAGE MATERIALS WHAT TIME IS IT THERE UM WE'VE BEEN GOING FOR ABOUT FORTY FIVE MINUTES NOW SO DO YOU WANT TO FINISH UP

A: YEAH OKAY DID WE ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS WAS THERE MORE THAT WE HAD TO

B: I DON'T THINK THE I THINK THE QUESTIONS WE JUST AS A GUIDE UM

A: OKAY IS THERE ANY INTERESTING ONES THIS ONE <DTMF>

B: UM UH UH THE PARTICULAR FOOD YOU USED TO LIKE TO EAT AND HOW DO YOU HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT

A: UH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK ANY SO <LAUGH> NO I DON'T

B: YOU HAVE HABIT OF THE THE SANDWICH WITH THE WHOLE PACKET OF CHEESE IN IT DON'T YOU