A: I'D SHOW THEM DJANGO UNCHAINED OR I'D SHOW THEM UH GODFATHER AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOUR KID WOULD BE COOLER FOR IT

B: MM

A: MAYBE HE'D JUST BE LIKE EXACTLY LIKE VITO CORLEONE OR SOMETHING

B: HE'D LIKE ADOPT THE MANNERISMS OF THE CHARACTERS

A: HEY MA MA <LAUGH>

B: <LAUGH>

A: JUST SHOW HIM ALL OF SOPRANOS

B: YEAH THAT'S GONNA BE YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER

A: THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY

A: I DUNNO

A: I DUNNO IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY ACCENT WHAT WOULD IT BE

B: ANY ACCENT OOH

A: YEAH 'CAUSE THEY SEEM

B: YEAH

A: TO BE REALLY FOCUSED ON ACCENTS HERE

B: YEAH I THINK IT IS A GOOD A GOOD ACCENT IS UH YOU YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY AND THEN THEY LEARN THEY'RE VERY INTO ENGLISH SO THAT LIKE LIKE PEOPLE WILL LIKE I SAY IF YOU'RE GERMAN YOU CAN LEARN UH ENGLISH E ENGLISH BRITISH ENGLISH OR AMERICAN ENGLISH

A: OH YEAH YEAH

B: BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL BUT UM YOU KNOW I THINK IS A NICE ACCENT IS PEOPLE WHO HAVE UH WHO HAVE A BRITISH A BRITISH ITALIAN ACCENT SO THEY'RE FROM THEY'RE FROM ITALY BUT THEY LEARN BRITISH ENGLISH IF THAT MAKES SENSE AND THEY HAVE KIND OF LIKE IF THEY HAVE 'CAUSE IT SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE THEY HAVE LIKE A POSH VOICE BUT THEY HAVE A BIT OF LIKE A MEDITERRANEAN TWANG TO IT

A: NO I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS ACCENT WHAT THE FUCK

B: YEAH THERE USED TO BE LIKE A RESEARCHER I WAS WORKING WHEN THEY HAD LIKE A PROPER LIKE UH THEY WERE FROM ITALY BUT THEY HAD LIKE A PROPER LIKE POSH BRITISH ACCENT BUT LIKE YOU COULD TELL THAT THEY WERE LIKE ALSO ITALIAN IT WAS THEY WERE THEY WERE STRANGE ACCENTS IT'S HARD TO IT'S KINDA HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT LIKE UM

A: THAT'S PRETTY COOL

B: HOW ABOUT YOU WHAT WOULD YOUR ACCENT OF CHOICE BE

A: MM UH SCOTTISH MAYBE

B: SCOTTISH NICE YOU'RE APPEASING

A: IT IS PRETTY COOL THOUGH LIKE

B: YEAH

A: REMEMBER THERE WAS THAT LITTLE GIRL IN THAT ROOM SHE WAS SHE HAD A REALLY THICK SCOTTISH ACCENT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

B: I HEARD YOU SAYING THAT YEAH <OVERLAP>

A: SHE'D KNOCK ON THE DOOR SHE'S LIKE MARTHA ARE YOU COMING OUT TO PLAY SHE BE KNOCKING OUT OF LIKE A DOOR AND THEN SHE LOOK THROUGH THE LETTER BOX AN GO I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE

B: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

A: YEAH <LAUGH>

B: I KNOW I I I REMEMBER <OVERLAP> WHEN I WAS EDINBURGH WHEN I WAS LIKE FOURTEEN WITH THE SCOUTS AND LIKE UH THERE JUST ONE DUDE WHO LIKE WORKED IN LIKE A NEWSAGENT I WAS SAYING TO YOU EARLIER LIKE IRN BRU WAS GREAT LIKE I WISH YOU COULD GET IT MORE IN IRELAND BUT LIKE I REMEMBER I WANTED TO GET LIKE A KIND OF IRN BRU OFF THIS GUY AND I HIM FOR IT HE WAS LIKE <DTMF> REGULAR IRN BRU <LAUGH> I WAS LIKE YEAH <DTMF> UH LIKE HE WAS PROPER LIKE DEEP RURAL SCOTTISH AND SO LIKE KINDA SIMILAR TO A KINDA LIKE IF YOU HAVE LIKE A REAL LIKE A DEEP RURAL IRISH ACCENT

A: OH JEESUS <OVERLAP>

B: PEOPLE LIKE OUTSIDE OF IRELAND CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU

A: GOD FEKIN' LOOK AT THAT

B: I ALWAYS FIND IT FUNNY WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE LIKE YOU'LL SEE LIKE A LECTURER YOU SEE LIKE A A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF SOMEBODY SPEAKING IN LIKE A DEEP IRISH ACCENT AND THEN EVERYBODY IN THE COMMENTS IS LIKE CAN SOMEONE ANNOTATE THIS I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT <LAUGH> LIKE YOU YOU YOU YOU CAN KINDA GET IT LIKE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT NOBODY ELSE CAN 'CAUSE OF HOW DEEP THEIR ACCENT IS

A: MY UM MY DAD'S UNCLE UH LIVED IN TIPPERARY HIS WHOLE LIFE IN THE SAME HOUSE AND HE FECKIN' HAD THE THICKEST ACCENTS THAT I'VE EVER EVER HEARD AND NOT ONLY THAT HE HAD LIKE ONE OF THOSE OLD KIND OF VOICES THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW IT'S KIND OF DYING AND IT'S LIKE THIS SORT OF BUT THEN HE WAS ALSO LIKE BASICALLY DEAF AS WELL SO HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS SAYING HE WAS LIKE <DTMF> <LAUGH> AND YOU'RE LIKE OH YEAH OH YEAH

B: YEAH

A: DO YOU KNOW THAT SORT OF THING WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AND YOU JUST KIND OF NOD YOUR HEAD AND GO AH YEAH I KNOW YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING I KNOW

B: YEAH I WONDER IF TH THAT'S KINDA UPSETTING FOR THEM THOUGH 'CAUSE LIKE YOU KNOW BECAUSE EVENTUALLY THEY'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT THAT THEY'RE THEY'RE NOT GETTING THROUGH TO YOU

A: YEAH

B: UM I DON'T KNOW IT'S FUNNY IMAGINE IF THEY'RE LIKE <OVERLAP> THERE'S THERE'S A FIRE YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THERE'S A FIRE AND YOU'RE LIKE YEAH

A: AH YEAH <LAUGH> I MEAN YOU JUST SEEM LIKE THE MOST CHILL DUDE EVER AND SO <LAUGH> AND IT'S THE MOST CHILL BLOKE IN THE WORLD <LAUGH>

B: THAT'S LIKE A CLASSIC LIKE SITCOM SCENE WHERE LIKE SOMEONE'S SPEAKING IN LIKE A RANDOM LANGUAGE AND THEN THE OTHER PERSON IS GONNA PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND IT BUT THEN THEY HAVE LIKE SUBTITLES THAT KIND OF GIVE US CONTEXT AND IT'S LIKE

A: YEAH

B: UH THAT'S FUNNY

A: I COULD DEFINITELY SEE THAT AS LIKE A JOEY FROM FRIENDS THING OR SOMETHING

B: THEY HAD A SCENE LIKE THAT IN AIR IN AIRPLANE YOU KNOW THE FILM AIRPLANE WHICH IS LIKE <OVERLAP>

A: OH YEAH YEAH

B: WHICH IS LIKE EXCUSE ME YOUNG SIR AND STUFF <LAUGH> UH <LAUGH> UM

A: IS JOEY STILL A THING OR IS THAT LIKE DEAD I DUNNO

B: I DUNNO I DUNNO MUCH ABOUT JOEY I THINK I NEVER ACTUALLY <DTMF> IT'S JIVE IS THEIR WORD FOR COOL

A: OH IS IT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A WHOLE LIKE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE A DIALECT IT'S JUST LIKE SLANG THAT PEOPLE USE

B: MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT JIVE I MEAN

A: I WAS IN ANFIELD ONCE AND UH YOU IN THE LIKE THE SHOP THE GIFT SHOP UM THEY HAVE LIKE A LITTLE BOOK IN THERE THAT YOU CAN BUY AND IT'S ALL THE CHANTS THAT LIVERPOOL USE AT THEIR GAMES

B: NICE

A: BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS TAKING OUT THAT BOOK OF GOING AND SHOULD WE RIDE A <LAUGH> SHOULD WE SING VERSE FIVE OF THIS BOOK PLEASE

B: THERE'S LIKE THE HYME SHEETS IN MASS WHERE THEY'RE LIKE YOU KNOW TODAY WE'LL BE DOING HYM NUMBER TWO AND EVERYONE'S LIKE <LAUGH> <DTMF>

A: LET'S GET THIS <DTMF>

B: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT IN UH FATHER TED WHEN THEY WHEN THEY HAVE THE THE BOOK FOR FOOTBALL FOR OLD LADIES AND LIKE UH MRS MRS DOYLE AND THEIR FRIENDS ARE ALL READING THROUGH IT AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE THEY'RE ALL STANDING ROUND THE BOOK AT THE MATCH AND THEN THEY'RE GOING LIKE GO ON MY SON

A: THAT'S UNREAL OH I LIKE THAT

B: SO WHERE WHERE WOULD YOU GO IN THE WORLD IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

A: UM UH

B: YOU KNOW IT'S IT'S WEIRD I WAS I WAS LOOKING A UH THE RYANAIR UH WEBSITE TODAY AND I KINDA REALIZED HOW CHEAP FLIGHTS CAN BE IF YOU BOOK THEM WELL IN ADVANCE I WAS KINDA THINKING LIKE I TE I TECHNICALLY COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

A: YOU CAN DO IT IF IT'S WELL IN ADVANCED OR LIKE THE NEXT DAY <DTMF>

B: YEAH DEPENDS YEAH IT IS KINDA LIKE I SAW A TWEET ONCE WHERE SOMEBODY WAS LIKE I CAN JUST GO LIKE I'M I'M AN ADULT SO I CAN JUST GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A WHOLE CAKE AND EAT IT ALL BUT LIKE EVERY DAY I DON'T IT'S A WEIRD KIND OF LIKE A SELF RESTRAINT TO IT

A: MM FECK IT LET'S GO TO LIKE IN JAMAICA TOMORROW

B: YEAH <LAUGH> LET'S DO IT WHERE WOULD WHERE WOULD <OVERLAP> WOULD JA JAMAICA BE YOUR YOUR COUNTRY OF CHOICE THAT TO GO TO OR

A: NO I THINK I'D GO TO RWANDA

B: NICE

A: BECAUSE THAT PLACE IS A BIT OF MESSED UP IN THE DAY AND I WANNA KNOW IF IT'S OKAY NOW 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HEAR ABOUT IT

B: YOU YOU'D GO THERE TO CHECK YOU WOULDN'T JUST GOOGLE THERE <LAUGH>

A: YOU DON'T HEAR ABOUT IT ANYMORE YOU KNOW

B: THAT'S TRUE

A: OR WHAT ABOUT UH DO YOU KNOW I HEARD UH ETHIOPIA YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO JOURNALISM THERE OR SOMETHING

B: DO JOURNALISM

A: YEAH YEAH

B: OH THAT'S CRAZY

A: IS IT ETHIOPIA YEAH THERE WAS LIKE TWO GUYS FROM I THINK IT WAS EITHER ICELAND OR FINLAND THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME PLACE BUT <LAUGH> OKAY WELL PROBABLY NOT BUT YOU KNOW THEY BUT THEY WENT THEY GOT KIDNAPPED BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING JOURNALISM THERE AND THEY WERE

B: OH REALLY

A: YEAH

B: THAT'S CRAZY

A: THEY WERE KIDNAPPED THERE FOR A WHILE AND LIKE UH THEY WERE LOCKED IN LIKE DIFFERENT ROOMS AND THEY'D LIKE TAP ON THE WALLS TO EACH OTHER AND THEY SAID LIKE AS LONG AS I COULD HEAR MY MATE I KNEW I WAS LIKE GONNA BE OKAY

B: THAT'S NICE AND THEY GOT OUT IN THE END OF IT DID THEY GET OUT IN THE END

A: <DTMF> REALLY