A: YOU DON'T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY <LAUGH> YOU KNOW UH THERE'S THIS BOOK THAT THEY FOUND LIKE A WHILE AGO I DON'T KNOW WHEN BUT IT WAS LIKE A REALLY OLD BOOK AND IT HAD LIKE A WEIRD LANGUAGE IN IT

B: NICE

A: AND UH THEY MANAGED TO DISIPHER IT AND IT TURNS OUT LIKE IT WAS LIKE A WEIRD CODED LANGUAGE FOR LIKE A CULT BUT THERE WERE SOME

B: OH NO

A: YEAH BUT THERE WERE SOME LETTERS THAT WERE LIKE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BUT THEY'RE JUST THROWN IN THERE TO THROW YOU OFF AND THERE'S SOME <OVERLAP> LETTERS YEAH AND THERE WERE SOME LETTERS WHERE LIKE ALL VOWEL LIKE ONE SYMBOLS THAT LOOKED LIKE A VOWEL ACTUALLY ONLY MEANT LIKE ONE VOWEL WHICH IS VERY INTERESTING TO ME

B: THAT'S WEIRD THAT THAT'S LIKE A THAT'S KIND OF INTERESTING THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO THROW PEOPLE OFF BUT THEN LIKE

A: YEAH

B: LIKE WHAT WAS IT WHAT WERE THEY WRITING ABOUT LIKE

A: UH I DON'T KNOW IT WAS LIKE A THE THE ROLES THAT YOU HAVE TO DO FOR THE CULT AND LIKE WHAT MEMBERS LIKE WHAT A A MEMBER

B: I SUPPOSE KIND OF LIKE A A GUIDEBOOK AND STUFF

A: YEAH YEAH YEAH SORT LIKE A SCOUT HANDBOOK I GUESS BUT LIKE FOR THEIR WEIRD THING I LIKE UH THE MOST CULTY THING I'VE EVER SEEN IS WHEN I WENT TO THE INITIATION WHILE IN PORTUGAL I THINK THAT WAS

B: YOU THINK THAT OH YEAH YEAH

A: THAT WAS

B: <DTMF> COULD HAPPEN THERE

A: BUT BASICALLY IT'S JUST LIKE THEY THEY DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S BASICALLY JUST LIKE AN EIGHT STORY LIKE TOWER BUT INMERSED IN THE GROUND SO INSTEAD OF LIKE GOING UP THE TOWER YOU GO DOWN INTO LIKE A GROUND

B: THERE <DTMF> DIFFERENCE <DTMF>

A: THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT

B: IT LIKE IT'S ALMOST THEY'RE THEY'RE ALREADY FINISHED BUT THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE HOLD ON A SECOND

A: BUT LIKE THE THAT ONE WAS ONLY BUILT LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO JUST BEFORE LIKE WORLD WAR II BUT UM THERE'S A MUCH OLDER ONE BECAUSE AT THE BOTTOM LIKE YOU GET TO LIKE A CAVE AND YOU GO THROUGH THE CAVE AND THEN YOU CAN FIND LIKE AN EVEN OLDER VERSION SO I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS LIKE THERE BEFORE ALL LIKE THE RICH PORTUGUESE PEOPLE GOT THERE YOU KNOW LIKE BEFORE THAT THAT FAMILY SET UP THEIR PALACE AROUND THERE

B: UH WAS <OVERLAP> THAT WHEN YOU SAW LIKE A RECREATION OR SOMETHING OR WAS IT OR WHAT LIKE

A: UH WHAT DO YOU MEAN A RECREATION I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW NO I I

B: UH HUH

A: UH IT'S JUST LIKE TWO OLD WELLS DOWN THERE BUT ONE'S EVEN OLDER SO I WONDER IF LIKE THAT'S LIKE THE WELL THAT THEY USED TO USE AND THEN THEY BUILT A NEWER ONE SO LIKE HOW OLD IS THIS CULT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW

B: <DTMF>

A: THEY'RE NOT EVEN LIKE A HUNDRED SURE IF IT WAS FOR A CULT BUT IT LOOKS KINDA CULTISH TO ME

B: YEAH 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE USING IT LIKE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT

A: WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE BOTTOM THOUGH THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW

B: YEAH AND IT'S A WEIRD ONE

A: MM THEY PROBABLY HAVE YOU BLINDFOLDED AND YOU HAVE TO STICK SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH OR SOMETHING

B: YEAH TH THAT'S PART OF THEIR RITUALS <LAUGH> MAYBE AS A GOOD DENTIST OFFICE <LAUGH> THAT'S WHY YOU PUT THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH YEAH

A: HEY YEAH THAT'S PRETTY COOL THAT'S LIKE THE COOLEST DENTIST YOU COULD EVER GO TO IF YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE A TOWER LIKE THAT UNDERGROUND

B: YEAH THAT'D BE COOL LIKE I WONDER IF THERE'S LIKE A DOCTOR WHO HAS LIKE A BIG CASTLE UM

A: OOH NO THAT THAT <DTMF>

B: AND THEN I WOULD RESPECT IT

A: THAT WOULD REALLY SCARE PEOPLE FROM THE DENTIST

B: YEAH LIKE A GIANT <DTMF> CASTLE LIKE <OVERLAP>

A: I MEAN I PERSONALLY I HAVEN'T GONE TO A DENTIST IN LIKE TEN YEARS

B: OH REALLY YOU HAVEN'T GONE FOR LIKE A CHECKUP OR ANYTHING

A: NO NO NO

B: NO DUDE

A: UH IT'S JUST BECAUSE <OVERLAP> I'M SORT LIKE WELL I'VE BRUSHED MY TEETH YOU KNOW UM I MEAN THEY ARE PRETTY YELLOW

B: THEY'RE NOT FALLING OUT THOUGH I GUESS SO

A: YEAH SO YOU KNOW AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT HURTING LIKE IT'S GRAND

B: YEAH THAT'S COOL

A: NO

B: I MEAN

A: I MEAN <OVERLAP>

B: IT IS KIND OF MISERABLE GOING BUT UH I GUESS IT'S ALL IN THE SERVICE OF HIGHER VALUES

A: EVERYONE TELLS ME I SHOULD DO OTHERWISE BUT I THINK THE MORE PEOPLE TELL ME THAT I SHOULD DO IT THE MORE I DON'T WANNA DO JUST PISS THEM OFF

B: WELL THAT'S KINDA LIKE THAT THOSE THINGS ABOUT CELEBRITIES WHERE THEY'RE LIKE EVERYBODY TOLD ME TO GIVE UP AND I KEPT ON GOING AND NOW LOOK WHERE I AM

A: YEAH

B: DON'T KNOW WHO YOU WANT THERE WHEN YOU'VE NO TEETH <LAUGH>

A: YEAH I DUNNO I UH YEAH I THINK LIKE THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE WOULD SAY LIKE OH YOU SHOULD REALLY DO THAT YOU KNOW

B: LIKE LIKE LIKE GO TO THE DENTIST KIND OF THINGS OR KINDA LIKE YOU KNOW LIKE WATCH EUROVISION KIND OF THINGS

A: UM BOTH BUT I GET A LOT LESS SUGGESTIONS FOR EUROVISION BECAUSE I THINK MOST PEOPLE GO THIS IS GOD AWFUL <LAUGH>

B: THAT'S TRUE YEAH

A: EXCEPT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER SISTER I ENDED UP WATCHING

B: YEAH GIRLS LOVE EUROVISION I FEEL LIKE PARTICULARLY

A: YEAH THEY LOVE IT THEY LOVE IT THEY LOVE IT I DUNNO I DUNNO

B: EVERYONE I EVER TALKED TO WAS BIG INTO EUROVISION UM THEY ALL LIKE THEY'RE ALWAYS KINDA LIKE EITHER OBSESSED WITH IT OR THEY THEY DON'T WATCH IT AT ALL LIKE

A: AND YOU KNOW <LIPSMACK> MY GIRLFRIEND SHE REALLY LIKED LIKE ALL THE UH THE THE SLOW ONES YOU KNOW WHERE THEY HAVE LIKE A GUY BEING LIKE ALL PROFESSIONAL AND STUFF BUT I JUST LIKE WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME CRAZY FECKING SHIT OUT THERE

B: YEAH YEAH PEOPLE WERE SAYING THAT UH THERE'S LIKE A SONG CALLED HYPA HYPA BY THIS BAND CALLED ESKIMO CALLBOY THEY'RE LIKE A GERMAN BAND IT'S KINDA LIKE THERE THERE'S THIS LIKE SONG WHERE IT'S LIKE A MIXTURE OF LIKE A EIGHTIES POP SONG WITH LIKE A METAL SONG

A: WOAH

B: AND THEN LIKE THEY DID A MUSIC VIDEO WHERE THEY LIKE DRESSED UP IN LIKE MULLETS AND MUSTACHES AND STUFF AND LIKE PROPER LIKE EIGHTIES KINDA LIKE JUMPSUITS AND STUFF

A: THAT'S <DTMF>

B: AND UH EVERYONE WAS SAYING IT WOULD BE LIKE A GASS EUROVISION SONG 'CAUSE LIKE IT STARTS OFF KINDA LIKE A POP SONG AND IT GOES THIS DEEP METAL SECTION THEN THEN BACK AND FORTH THEN FOR THE REST OF THE SONG

A: MY FAVORITE ONE FROM THE EUROVISION WAS MOLDOVA BUT MAINLY JUST BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH A VIOLIN A GUITAR RAPPING AND UM AN ACCORDION <OVERLAP> NOW WHAT CAN GET BETTER WITH THAT

B: YEAH

A: LIKE <DTMF>

B: I WISH MORE RAPPERS WOULD DO THAT

A: SICK <LAUGH> YEAH WELL I WAS IN PORTUGAL AND UM WE WERE IN THIS TOWN CALLED UH CASCAI OR CASHCAIS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT UM LIKE THEY WERE ALL DOING FOOTBALL VOLLEYBALL THE BEACH WHICH WAS PRETTY BADASS BUT JUST FROM DOWN FROM THAT THERE WAS A GUY UH WHO WAS LIKE PLAYING ON AN ACCORDION AND HE WAS LIKE THE BEST THING I SAW ALL HOLIDAY HE HAD LIKE A SMALL LITTLE DOG LIKE IT WAS ONLY THIS BIG AND LIKE A SMALL LITTLE CAT WEARING PEARLS IN THE BUGGY BESIDE HIM IT WAS LIKE WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO WILD AND RANDOM WHERE WOULD YOU EVER SEE THIS OTHER THAN LIKE GRAFTON STREET

B: YEAH

A: I GUESS

B: YEAH WE SHOULD GET INTO STREET PERFORMING LIKE YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS WHO ARE LIKE STATUES BUT THEN THEY KINDA LIKE IF YOU GIVE A COIN THEY JUST DO A DANCE FOR YOU

A: OOH

B: I'LL BE DOING THAT

A: MAYBE I COULD BE A FIRE EATER THAT'D BE KIND OF COOL

B: UH THAT'D BE A GOOD ONE YEAH

A: YEAH OR ONE OF THOSE SWORD SWORD SWALLOWERS

B: YEAH THERE'S ALWAYS A GUY ON GRAFTON STREET HE WAS HE'S <DTMF> HE HAS LIKE A UNICICLE AND HE JUGGLES KNIVES <LAUGH> BUT LIKE YOU YOU NEVER SEE HIM DO IT 'CAUSE HE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE TIME THERE JUST SAYING COME ON NOW GUYS COME ON MAKE SOME DONATIONS THERE GUYS COME ON <LAUGH> THROW SOME MONEY INTO MY LITTLE THING YOU KNOW

A: I SWEAR I'LL DO IT I'LL SWEAR I'LL DO IT NOW