B: OKAY UM ONE IT'S A LITTLE GHOSTLY AROUND HERE THESE DAYS NOAH OBSERVED THE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD ROLLED OVER BLACK AND WHITE CHECKED BOARD CHECKERBOARD TILES BOTH DOORS ON THE SIDE OF THE BALCONY THE OTHER HAD CARVED CARVED WOODEN RODS OVERHANGING THE GRAND BALL AT THE HEART OF THE ROCK WALL MANNER THERE WAS A GOPRO CAMERA MOUNTED ON THE SIDE OF NOAH'S WHEELCHAIR RECORDING FOOTAGE OF A SIXTY OF THE SIXTY FEEDS THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS OF HIS VLOG HIS T SHIRT HAD BEEN SENT IN A FAN AND A RED TOKEN DISABLED KID IN GIANT RED LETTERS ALL THESE BEDROOMS HAD CON CON CONTESTANTS BACK IN THE SUMMER <DTMF> NOAH NOAH TOLD THE CAMERA AS HE SLOWED DOWN UNLATCHED THE DOOR AND TURNED A LITTLE TO THE CAMERA TO LOOK IN HIS ROOM THERE WERE THERE WERE BARE IKEA MATTRESSES A SCORE SHAMPOO BOTTLE WITH A TATTOO NEON PORSCHE AND TITANIUM PORSCHES HAD BEEN ABANDONED BENEATH THE TUBULAR METAL BED FRAME TERESA AND JESS FROM DEAD CAT DOWN SLEPT IN HERE NOAH SAID AND AND HIS MIND FLASHED WITH IMAGES OF JESS BY THE POOL WITH THE LILAC PAINTED TOENAILS <DTMF> WE'RE IN A WEEK TWO AND I GUESS THIS WHOLE HOUSE WILL BE EMPTY IN FIVE WEEKS' TIME UNTIL SEASON TWO GOPRO IS PULLING IN THE VIEWERS VIEWERS SO SEASON TWO IS A SAFE BET NOAH TOOK A RIGHT THROUGH TOOK A RIGHT THROUGH A PAIR OF SWINGING DOORS CATCHING DUST WAFTING FROM THE MANOR'S DECRYPT WARM AIR HEATING SYSTEM THAT'S THE FIRST PAGE I DID READ

A: OKAY YOU CAN STOP NOW I REALLY LIKED THAT WHO IS IT BY AGAIN

B: ROBERT MUCHAMORE

A: OKAY WELL MM WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON CEREAL BEFORE MILK OR MILK BEFORE CEREAL

B: I I THINK IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE YEAH I PUT MILK IN FIRST BUT

A: UM YOU'RE WEIRD

B: I DON'T KNOW WHA WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT BUT PEOPLE JUST PUT

A: HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO ENJOY IT THAT WAY

B: LIKE WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH IT

A: THERE'S A LOT THERE'S A LOT WRONG WITH IT ACTUALLY BECAUSE MILK IS MEANT TO JUST YOU KNOW SHOWER THE THE CEREAL FIRST SO IT'S NICE AND MOIST BUT NO IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME ANY OTHER CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS FROM YOU

B: NO I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT THAT'S ALL

A: GOT THAT DO YOU WEAR SOCKS IN BED OR SOCKS

B: IF YOU WEAR SOCKS IN BED THEN YOU'RE WEIRD

A: UM NOT SOCKS IS OKAY OKAY WHAT DO YOU DO ON A COLD NIGHT HM

B: WELL ON A COLD NIGHT I WOULD STILL SLEEP WITHOUT SOCKS BECAUSE WHEN YOU WEAR SOCKS WHEN AT THE END OF THE DUVET WHEN YOU WEAR SOCKS IT JUST IT'S JUST UNCOMFORTABLE

A: <DTMF>

B: YEAH WHAT'S THE STOP NO

A: <LIPSMACK>

B: <DTMF> <BREATH> I'M TIRED

A: <DTMF>

B: DID YOU GO ANYWHERE TODAY

A: I DID ACTUALLY I WENT TO THE LIBRARY BORROWED A FEW BOOKS

B: WHAT WHAT BOOKS DID YOU GET

A: I GOT SOME BOOKS FOR MY COURSE AT UNI I GOT A BOOK TITLED I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYMORE I CAN'T REMEMBER THE BOOK BUT YEAH

B: WHAT WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU FIND BEING EASY

A: LANGUAGE OBVIOUSLY ENGLISH BECAUSE I SPEAK IT THE MOST BUT

B: NOT ENGLISH <DTMF>

A: WHAT WHAT LANGUAGE

B: <DTMF> APART FROM ENGLISH

A: APART FROM ENGLISH THE ONLY OTHER LANGUAGE I SPEAK IS GERMAN AND FANTE BUT <DTMF> FANTE YEAH 'CAUSE I SPEAK IT WITH MY PARENTS AND YOU

B: UM

A: FANTE AS WELL I THINK ARE YOU

B: OH YEAH YEAH YEAH BUT THERE'S I USED TO ALSO SPEAK A BIT OF <DTMF>

A: <DTMF> OKAY

B: DO YOU EVER CONTRIBUTE TO CHARITIES

A: CHARITIES NO

B: WHY

A: <LAUGH> I JUST SAW A FUNNY MEME

B: OH UM WHAT ADS ANNOY YOU THE MOST

A: YOUTUBE ADS COME ON I HATE THEM WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHOE

B: FAVORITE SHOE LIKE BRAND <NO-SPEECH> UM <DTMF> LIKE NIKE AIRFORCES

A: NIKE AIRFORCES SAME I THINK I WANT TO GET A NEW PAIR SOON AND BUT THIS TIME I'M GONNA GET IT WITH LIKE DIFFERENT COLOR LACES I'M GONNA CUSTOMIZE THEM YEAH AND I MIGHT GET

B: WHAT'S YOUR FAV

A: THE NIKE TICK IS GONNA BE BLACK INSTEAD OF JUST LIKE PLAIN WHITE YEAH

B: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LEAST FRUIT FAVORITE FRUIT AND WHY

A: WHAT'S MY FAVORITE FRU FRUIT

B: YEAH A LEAST FAVORITE FRUIT AND WHY

A: MY FAVORITE FRUIT WILL HAVE TO BE PINEAPPLE BECAUSE IT'S SO TANGY JUICY AND JUST DELICIOUS MY LEAST FAVORITE FRUIT PROBABLY HAVE TO BE APPLE 'CAUSE I JUST HAVEN'T <DTMF> IT'S JUST <OVERLAP> JUST THE FLAVORS IS NOT THERE LIKE IT'S NOT UP THERE WITH LIKE MANGOES WATERMELONS KIWIS LIKE IT'S NOT IT'S NOT UP THERE AND I THINK STRAWBERRY IS A BIT OVERRATED REALLY DON'T REALLY LIKE IT

B: WOULD YOU BE IN THE STONE AGES TIME OR WOULD YOU BE IN THE VICTORIAN TIMES

A: WOULD I RATHER BE IN STONE AGE OR VICTORIAN ERA PROBABLY VICTORIAN ERA 'CAUSE LIFE IS LIKE MORE CIVILIZED LIKE YOU HAVE A PURPOSE LIKE STONE AGE I MEAN IT WOULD BE COOL TO LOOK AT LIKE ALL THE ANIMALS THAT LIKE WENT EXT HAVE BEEN EXTINCT SINCE LIKE WE CAME I GUESS BUT LIKE IT WOULD BE LIFE WOULD BE HARD LIFE WOULD BE REALLY HARD YEAH

B: AS A KID WHO WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO

A: SUPERMAN I GREW UP LOOK WATCHING A LOT OF SUPERMAN YEAH

B: WOW DO YOU THINK UM ALIENS EXIST

A: NO <DTMF> DON'T EXIST THEY JUST DON'T I DON'T KNOW WHO CAME UP WITH THAT

B: HELLO

A: HELLO AGAIN SO WHERE WERE WE

B: WHERE WERE WE UM ARE YOU GOOD WITH GOOD AT COOKING

A: I WOULD LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF GOOD AT COOKING YEAH I LIKE TO COOK A RANGE OF STUFF

B: LIKE WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEAL THAT YOU'VE COOKED

B: OH I'LL SAY JERK CHICKEN AND RICE I THINK IT'S MY FAVORITE THING THAT I'VE COOKED

A: DO YOU

A: WOULD YOU SORRY WOULD YOU CONSIDER LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE ANYTIME SOON

B: MM MAYBE SPANISH

A: SPANISH OKAY IT'S NICE WHY DO YOU WANNA LEARN SPANISH IN PARTICULAR

B: WELL I GUESS IT'S JUST LIKE WELL WE DID AT SECONDARY AND I THINK

A: YOU WANNA CONTINUE FROM THAT

B: I GOT YEAH

A: WHAT DID YOU GET IN SPANISH FOR YOUR GCSE

B: UH

A: AND AGAIN A STAR B <DTMF> HAS IT BEEN A WHILE

B: UM I GOT AN A YEAH

A: OKAY THAT'S GOOD

B: WHAT ABOUT YOU

A: I DID GERMAN AND I GOT A C NOT VERY GOOD BUT I'M STILL LEARNING

B: WHAT APP DO YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME ON <DTMF>

A: OH DEFINITELY INSTAGRAM I'VE SPENT THE MOST ON INSTAGRAM YEAH

B: MM

A: LIKE ALSO <DTMF>

B: WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE MOST USEFUL THING YOU WOULD DO WITH VIRTUAL REALITY

A: SORRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY VIRTUAL REAL REALITY

B: LIKE VR

A: THEY'RE HEADSETS OR

B: MM HMM

A: PLAY GAMES OF COURSE <LAUGH>

B: MM MM DID YOU ENJOY YOUR LIKE ENJOY WHERE YOU GREW UP

A: I DO ENJOY WHERE I GROW GREW UP YEAH

B: WHAT KINDS OF JOBS HAVE YOU WORKED AT

A: WHAT KIND OF JOBS I'VE WORKED IN RETAIL WORKED IN IT YEAH THAT'S SORT OF BASICALLY OH YEAH I HAVE BEEN A CASHIER FOR A FEW YEARS <NO-SPEECH>

B: WHAT AWARDS OR TROPHIES HAVE YOU WON

A: I'VE WON A TROPHY FOR SWIMMING WHEN I WAS YOUNGER YEAH A FEW TROPHIES HOW ABOUT YOU

B: I'VE ALREADY GOT THE ONLY AWARDS I'VE GOT IS SOMETHING LIKE MEDALS LET'S SAY I'VE GOT MEDALS DOING <DTMF>

A: MEDALS STILL GOOD DO YOU KNOW TEEN WOLF HAS CELEBRATED ITS YET ELEVEN YEARS RECENTLY

B: ELEVEN

A: ELEVEN YEAR ALREADY <OVERLAP>

B: MM HOW MANY CUPS OF CO COFFEE DO YOU USUALLY DRINK A DAY

A: CUPS OF I DON'T REALLY DRINK THAT MUCH I'LL SAY MAYBE ONE A DAY I THINK MY MORNING COFFEE <NO-SPEECH>

B: DO YOU RECORD TIKTOKS

A: NO NOT REALLY <NO-SPEECH>

B: MM WHAT WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA APP DO YOU REALLY HATE

A: IT'S GOT TO BE SNAPCHAT I JUST HATE IT LIKE IT'S BASICALLY WHATSAPP BUT THEY TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE FUN I THINK IT'S A FAIL REALLY THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY I CAN I CAN TOLERATE IS ITS FILTERS BUT OTHER THAN THAT NO I HATE IT

B: <LAUGH>

A: IF YOU CAN SEE WHEN YOU SCREENSHOT THEIR MESSAGES JUST NO

B: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS OR ACT NO SORRY WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESSES

A: OH PROBABLY CRYSTAL REED EDEN SHER PHOEBE TONKIN YEAH

B: OH I AGREE WITH THAT MM DO YOU LIKE HORROR FILMS

A: I LOVE HORROR FILMS ACTUALLY IT'S LIKE THE BOOK I WAS READING TO YOU EARLIER IT HAVE YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE

B: OH THAT'S HORROR

A: YES

B: I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT

A: OKAY I LOVE HORROR <NO-SPEECH>

B: MM WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT

A: MY FAVORITE FOOD RESTAURANT

B: MM

A: I LIKE A CHEEKY NANDO'S WHAT WHAT LEVEL OF SPICE DO YOU GET AT NANDO'S USUALLY

B: MM LIKE A MEDIUM SORT OF SPICE

A: OKAY I GET EXTRA HOT