A: I TOLD YOU TO SWITCH SO MANY TIMES YOU KEEP ON USING SAMSUNG I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT

B: SAMSUNG IS GOOD

A: SAMSUNG IS NOT GOOD I'M SORRY IT'S JUST NOT GOOD

B: WELL IS THAT LIKE I THINK PERSONALLY THAT SAMSUNG HAS BETTER PHOTO QUALITY THAN APPLE

A: THAT IS TRUE THAT IS TRUE BUT THERE'S APPLE SECURITY JUST JUST TOPS EVERYTHING ELSE REALLY JUST LIKE THE MODEL OF THE PHONE THE WAY IT LOOKS JUST MORE <DTMF> REALLY

B: MM I SEE

A: WHAT ARE YOU TYPING

B: NOTHING

A: I HEARD <NO-SPEECH>

B: <BREATH> WHERE DO YOU LIKE TRAVELING

A: TRAVELLING I NORMALLY TRAVEL TO ASIA SO I'VE BEEN TO INDIA I'VE BEEN TO SOUTH KOREA I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN REALLY LIKE SHANGHAI UM BUT I WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO THE UNITED STATES THAT COULD BE NICE YEAH

B: I'M NOT SURE WHAT SO MUCH <OVERLAP>

A: <DTMF> WHAT DO I LIKE WHAT

B: SO MUCH ABOUT UNITED STATES

A: I JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE I REALLY LIKE TO GO TO NEW ORLEANS THAT WOULD BE QUITE FUN LOTS OF HISTORICAL THINGS HAVE HAPPENED THERE I THINK THAT'S WHERE THEY SHOT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES OR SOMETHING I MEAN NO I MEAN THE ORIGINALS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT YEAH

B: OH

A: WOW

B: HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING EXCITING LATELY

A: UM APART FROM STARTING A NEW JOB NOT REALLY

B: OH DO YOU LISTEN TO ANY PODCASTS

A: NO I'M NOT A PODCAST GIRL

B: DO YOU DO ANY PODCASTS

A: I DON'T DO ANY PODCASTS NO HAVE YOU BEEN CATCHING UP WITH THE RECENT LOVE ISLAND

B: UH

A: HUH

B: UM NO NOTHING

A: NOTHING OKAY

B: UM WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY

A: OH I THINK THE FACT THAT I'M REALLY CARING YEAH OH MY GOD UM

B: WHAT ELSE

A: UM

B: WAIT I I KEEP FORGETTING ACTUALLY THIS IS A GOOD ONE WHAT WAS THE FIRST BIG PUSH PURCHASE THAT YOU HAVE EVER MADE

A: I'VE MADE BY MYSELF A PHONE I'M STILL SAVING UP FOR A MORTGAGE BUT A PHONE HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST I THINK YEAH THANKS FOR ASKING WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING YOU'VE PURCHASED

B: UM RIGHT NOW IT'S PROBABLY GOT TO BE MY GAMING PC

A: MM OKAY WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE FUTURE

B: UM WHAT PLANS FOR THE FUTURE THAT'S PROBABLY LIKE GET A GOOD JOB TO HELP PAY RENT AND STUFF LIKE THAT

A: MM OKAY <DTMF>

B: WHAT WHAT WAS YOUR BEST LIKE UH SUBJECT THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE

A: I WHAT

B: YOUR BEST SUBJECT

A: PROBABLY

B: THAT YOU DID

A: WELL FOR I CURRENTLY STUDY ENGLISH LITERATURE I LIKE THAT YEAH

B: HOW BUT <LAUGH> THIS ONE IS A TOUGH ONE WHAT THERE'S A RIDDLE FOR YOU WHAT GOES UP BUT NEVER COMES DOWN

A: UH <LAUGH> WHAT GOES UP AND NEVER COMES DOWN UM WHOA WHAT YOUR SOUL I DON'T KNOW

B: AGE

A: NO UH OKAY I HAVE ONE UH WAIT IT IT JUST ESCAPED ME WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR

B: WHEN IT'S AJAR

A: <NO-SPEECH> GET THAT

B: <LAUGH>

A: DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE RIDDLES

B: WHAT CAN ONE RUN BUT CAN'T WALK

A: WHAT

B: WHAT CAN RUN BUT CAN'T WALK

A: A RIVER

B: UH COME ON YEAH

A: I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE THERE UM WHAT GOES FROM Z TO A

B: UH Z TO A UH I CAN'T WELL I DON'T KNOW

A: THE WORD ZEBRA

B: OH YEAH I WAS THINKING OF THAT

A: MM HMM

B: UH LET ME THINK OF ONE HERE'S A GOOD ONE I AM FOUR TIMES OLD AS MY I AM FOUR TIMES OLD AS MY DAUGHTER I AM TWENTY IN TWENTY YEARS' TIME I SHALL BE TWICE AS OLD AS HER HOW OLD ARE WE NOW

A: REPEAT THAT ONE MORE TIME I NEED TO THINK

B: I AM FOUR TIMES AS OLD AS MY DAUGHTER

A: MM HMM

B: IN TWENTY YEARS' TIME I SHALL BE TWICE AS OLD AS HER HOW OLD ARE WE NOW

A: YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ANY STARTING NUMBER HOW AM I MEANT TO

B: <LAUGH> I AM FOUR TIMES OLD AS MY DAUGHTER IN TWENTY

A: AND HOW OLD IS MY DAUGHTER I DON'T KNOW

B: IN TWENTY YEARS' TIME I SHALL BE AS OLD AS HER HOW OLD ARE WE NOW

A: MM FORTY AND TWENTY

B: OH SO CLOSE IT WAS FORTY AND TEN

A: OH BRUV IT SOME MATH SOME SOMETHING ABOUT MATH I DON'T KNOW OKAY WOW DO YOU WANNA HEAR SOME JOKES

B: ALL RIGHT

A: OKAY MM WHAT WAS IT WHAT IS IT CALLED KNOCK KNOCK

B: WHO'S THERE

A: INTERRUPTING COW

B: INTERRUPTING COW WHO

A: MOO

B: OH COME ON

A: WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE SWAM INTO A WALL

B: UM <DTMF>

A: DAM

B: OH

A: YOU KNOW RIVER DAM

B: OH YEAH I GET IT

A: DO YOU WANNA DO SOME READING

B: YEAH SURE WHAT SHOULD WE READ OH DIARY OF <DTMF>

A: I'LL READ TO YOU NO I'LL READ TO YOU SOME OF MY FAVORITE BOOK UM THE BOOK I RECOMMENDED YOU IT ENDS WITH US

B: OH

A: OKAY LET ME JUST READ SOME OF THAT FOR YOU NOW <NO-SPEECH> UM I SHALL RE I'LL READ FOR YOU IT DO YOU KNOW IT BY STEPHEN KING

B: MM HMM

A: THIS IS ON MY APPLE BOOKS SO HERE WE GO CHAPTER ONE AFTER THE FLOOD NINETEEN FIFTY SEVEN THE TERROR WHICH COULD NOT END FOR ANOTHER TWENTY EIGHT YEARS IF IT EVER DID END BEGAN SO FAR AS I KNEW OR CAN TELL WITH A BOAT MADE FROM A SHEET OF NEWSPAPER FLOATING DOWN A GUTTER SWELLING WITH RAIN THE BOAT BOBBED LISTED RIGHT AGAIN RIGHTED ITSELF AGAINST DIVED BRAVELY THROUGH THE TREACHEROUS WHIRLPOOLS AND CONTINUED ON ITS WAY DOWN WITCHAM STREET TOWARDS THE TRAFFIC LIGHT WHICH MARKED THE INTERSECTION OF WITCHAM AND JACKSON THE THREE VERTICAL LENSES ON ALL SIDES OF THE TRAFFIC LIGHT WERE DARK THIS AFTERNOON IN THE FALL OF NINETEEN FIFTY SEVEN AND THE HOUSES WERE ALL DARK TOO THERE HAD BEEN STEADY RAIN FOR A WEEK NOW AND TWO DAYS AGO THE WINDS HAD COME AS WELL MOST SECTIONS OF DERRY HAD LOST THEIR POWER THEN AND IT WAS NOT BACK ON YET A SMALL BOY IN A YELLOW SLIP AND RED GALOSHES RAN CHEERFULLY ALONG BESIDES THE NEWSPAPER BOAT THE RAIN HAD NOT STOPPED BUT IT WAS FINALLY SLACKENING IT TAPPED ON THE YELLOW HOOD OF THE BOY'S SLICKER SURROUND SOUNDING TO HIS EARS LIKE RAIN ON THE SHED OF A ROOF A COMPLEX FOOD A COMFORTABLE OR MOST COZY SOUND THE BOY IN YELLOW WAS SLICKER THE BOY IN THE YELLOW SLICKER WAS GEORGE DENBROUGH HE WAS SIX HIS BROTHER WILLIAM KNOWN TO MOST OF THE KIDS AT DERRY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND EVEN TO THEIR TEACHERS WHO WOULD NEVER USE TO NICKNAME HIM TO HIS FACE AS STUTTERING BILL WAS AT HOME HACKING OUT THE LAST OF A NASTY CASE OF INFLUENZA IN THAT AUTUMN OF NINETEEN FIFTY SEVEN EIGHT MONTHS BEFORE THE REAL HORRORS BEGAN AND TWENTY EIGHT YEARS BEFORE THE FINAL SHOWDOWN STUTTERING BILL WAS TEN YEARS OLD ARE YOU OKAY

B: YEAH I I LIKE THIS THIS STORY SO FAR

A: OKAY BILL HAD MADE THE BOAT BESIDE WHICH GEORGIE HAD NOW RUN HE HAD MADE IT SITTING UP IN HIS BED PROPPED AGAINST A PILE OF PILLOWS WHILE THEIR MOTHER PLAYED FüR ELISE ON THE PIANO IN THE PARLOR AND RAIN SWEPT RESTLESSLY AGAINST HIS BEDROOM WINDOW ABOUT THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY DOWN THE BLOCK AS ONE HEAD AS ABOUT THREE QUARTERS OF THE WAY DOWN THE BLOCK AS HEADED TOWARDS THE INTERSECTION OF THE DEAD TRAFFIC LIGHT WITCHAM STREET WAS BLOCKED TO MOTOR TRAFFIC BY SMUDGE POTS AND FOUR ORANGE SAWHORSES STENCILED ACROSS EACH OF THE HORSES WAS DERRY DEPUTY OF RE PUBLIC WORKS BEYOND THEM THE RAIN HAS SPILLED OUT OF GUTTERS

B: SHOULD I READ SOME OF MY BOOK

A: IF YOU WANT TO

B: UM OKAY THIS ONE IS CALLED GONE WILD BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE

A: OKAY