title: There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!
author: le Foutre, Francois
description: Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival. Buy it before it's banned everywhere!In Book 1 of The Seamen Sexology, Rear Admiral François le Foutre is come upon by his arch-nemesis and part-time lover, Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men come all over the Raging Queen, take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape.It will bring shame and ignominy upon your family. Unless you give it to someone as a gift, and then it will bring shame and ignominy upon their family. -- Oskar Hasselhoff, author of Grab Them By The Crotch And Throw Them Out The Window