title: Calendar Alchemy
author: Vistas, Katie
description: All hell breaks loose inside Sonia's apartment when they find out that Tightass Tiffany will be inspecting their apartment very soon! They blame each other for all the shoddiness and broken stuff inside the apartment.
  Sonia and Mary team up against Lisa and Pam.
  Lisa slaps Sonia hard.
  "You are one violent bitch," she would say.
  And Sonia breaks down crying.
  The ambience inside the lounge becomes more and more depressing. And that prompts Kim to wonder if the apartment would ever be the same heaven again.
  As Kim mulls over the situation at the Campus Cafe, a grasshopper pokes her.
  "Cracked ya hint, hopper boy!" Kim would exclaim triumphantly.
  Kim whistles and walks into her apartment like a champ!
  So, what hint did hopper boy drop?