title: The Witches of Brokenoggin & the Dead Who Love Them
author: Showalter, Gena
description: Welcome to Brokenoggin Falls, population 567 (sometimes) where:
  
  - The housewives are not only desperate, they're Witches
  - The skeletons in the closet are as real as the bodies in the cellars
  - The spells cast by moonlight frequently go awry
  - And there are times when toads and Chihuahuas seem as abundant black flies in summer, the dragons are a little touchy, the Forest Tr are in danger of extinction from teeny-hoppers, the Griffins need help conceiving and...the scientists are crunchy and good with ketchup...
  
  Into the middle of this hamlet wanders the sexiest vampyre ever awakened, fully naked, and sporting not only a 2"x2" wooden stake through his chest but also a full-blown case of amnesia.
  
  He's just what the town needs...