title: Your Big Break
author: Edwards, Johanna
description: Breaking up is hard to do? Not anymore...
  Your Big Break, Inc. can help!
  It'd not just you, it's us!
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  Counseling Phone Calls - Breakup Recovery Kits
  Let us let them down easy for you...
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  Because breaking up doesn't have to give you a breakdown.
  
  Dani Myers has become an expert at romantic breakups ever since she was hired to "facilitate" them for clients of Your Big Break, Inc. In other words, she dumps people for money. But company rule #5 (do not get personally involved) is getting harder to obey. One of her dumpees is turning out to be the kind of guy she might just want to pick up on the rebound. And a new client has just walked in, begging for Dani's help breaking up with the Big Jackass, who's been leading her on all this time--and now turns out to be married.
  
  It would be a routine job except for one problem: The so-called Big Jackass is married to none other than Dani's mother...