title: Right Idea, Wrong Location
author: Hart, Susan
description: Restrain Yourself. Please, is about a man who slips into his bed thinking it's his wife beside him, and then wakes to the fact that it's her woman friend, instead. When his wife arrives home a few minutes later he is frozen with fear, until she dumps the content of a brown bag into the bed, then disappears into their bathroom. What follows is a journey into unknown territory for the husband. Knocking On The Wrong Door: Trying to get into the wrong apartment because she was tired, frustrated and slightly tipsy, Roberta, a big beautiful woman, is pulled into a waiting neighbor's house by a handsome and charismatic man, John, who thinks she's the escort he's sent for. When she tells him who she really is and that she's never been with a man, he doesn't believe her. He finds that he has feelings for Roberta and becomes angry. After making love, he finally believes her and immediately wants a relationship. The results nine months later show the product of their love.