title: Pop Goes the Weasel
author: Osborne, Stephen
description: Patrick Weasley, aka Weasel, is a fun-loving college student with a wealthy homophobic jerk stepfather and a best friend, Jake Winston, who's just as gay as Weasel. When Jake's aunt dies, many from the publishing worldincluding Jasper, Weasel's weasel of a stepfathergather at Winston Manor for the reading of the will, and Weasel is obligated to tag along.