title: Rhymes With Cupid
author: Humphrey, Anna
description: Goodman's Gifts & Stationery Store
  
  February 14
  
  Cashier: Elyse
  
  3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00
  
  Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday.
  
  4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00
  
  Ever since my ex cheated on me, I've sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn't get the memo.
  
  1 Valentine's Day card . . . $4.50
  
  I'm not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny.
  
  1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . $0.00
  
  Stupid Cupid Point your arrows at someone else. . . .
  
  Subtotal . . . $21.50
  
  It's going to be a complicated Valentine's Day.