title: Vampire Disaster
author: Matthews, Phoebe
description: A nice girl doesn't bite. Unless she's me. Last fall I found a kindly vampire to turn me. It was that or die of an incurable heart defect ay righteen. Personally, I thought death at eighteen was premature and unacceptable. What I wanted was a long life. What I got was immortality, unless somebody drives a stake through my heart or leaves me out in the sun. A few tried. I managed to escape. I also met Justin and gained a very human boyfriend. I would like to say all the disasters of my life are now over, but you know they aren't. A couple of kidnappers. A card carrying slayer. A creepy stalker. The life of a vampire is full of surprises. The bad kind.