title: Sex Bear
author: Loads, Monsieur
description: The mission is love. The second installment of Sex Bear picks up right where we left off. After the shadow government tries to destroy Airnet (a sentient super duper gay quantum computer) and inadvertently causes the apocalypse; a mysterious event brings Airnet, a bear, and a gay jogger into one majestic being known simply as Sex Bear. Shortly after coming into existence, Sex Bear loses his bearginity to a sweet man named Javier and falls in love. Butt oh no! Javier is kidnapped by an apocalyptic cult of crazy dickhead Christians and Sex Bear must journey through the end times to save his one true love and fill all the people he can with pretty lights and orgasms. The road is hard, but Sex Bear is harder. Bear witness! FURY CHOAD HAS COME!