Sentence:  The omie was a veritable donkey beneath the waistband, darlings.  A donkey!  No wonder your boss-palone is so smitten. I've seen my share, dollies, but this old omiepalone was shaken to the core.  Such a terrible waste on a <WSD>naff</WSD> bloke. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  Heterosexual.