Sentence:  I'm writing in pure hyperbole. I know this. I just don't know another way to talk about this movie. Watching Fury Road in the theater on <WSD>opening night</WSD>, I worried that I was being obnoxious, gleefully cackling with glee and, more than once, literally throwing my hands up in disbelief. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  The first night, evening, or day, of a spectacle or show