Sentence:  Any residents not burned alive in the fires or drowned in the flood will be made to drink a mixture of bodily fluids typically deposited in on the streets during Mardi Gras until death. The mixture should consist of (but is not limited to) sweat, snot, urine, saliva, tears, vomit, sexual fluids, and feces and <WSD>santorum</WSD>. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex. (from 21st c.)