Sentence:  What you were looking for ( unless you make a hobby of collecting old tennis rackets and fly screens ) eludes me , but to judge from phonograph records scattered about a <WSD>fumed</WSD> oak Victrola , you danced two tangos and a paso doble , which must have been fairly enervating in that milieu . 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  oak given a weathered appearance by exposure to fumes of ammonia; used for cabinetwork