Sentence:  You do not even need to be psychoanalyzed, Rolfed, estered, altered, gelded, neutered, spayed, fixed, Mooned, acupunctured, meditated, Zenned, massaged, Cayced, <WSD>yogied</WSD>, New Aged, astrocharted, holisticized, computerized, megatrended, therapized, androgynized, evangelized, converted, or even, last and least, to be reborn. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  To turn (someone) into a yogi; to lead into practicing yoga.