Sentence:  When I first started living with my present SO, we had a discussion about masturbatory frequencies, and since mine was by far the more prolific, I couldn't help but give a guesstimate for my lifetime total. Needless to say, from my SO's perspective, this was an astounding number. Using a consertivesic estimate of an average of 5 times a week for the last 26 years, a very rough, but up to date total would be:<br />5  52  26 = 6,760.<br />So any of you old fart wankers and <WSD>wankettes</WSD> out there care to give an estimate? 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  A female masturbator.