Sentence:  Call me old fashioned, but this situation is really inappropriate for a <WSD>jake</WSD>. ... I mean that a little girl was seriously injured, ... and we, as Discordians, should have more respect for the holy tradition of the <WSD>jake</WSD>, and use its powers only for those situations where it can actually do some good, or at least be worth a good laugh. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  A Discordian prank involving a large number of people sending bizarre letters or parcels to a targeted individual.