Sentence:  The men...have gone way overboard with the spray-on tan. They're as orange as <WSD>Oompa Loompas</WSD>, and they stare at my boobs for a very long time before acknowledging me. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  Any of the fictional dwarves who manufacture candy and sarcastically dispense songs of advice in Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".