Sentence:  I was bombarded with hysterical Black Friday offers to upgrade my telly, my tablet, my computer, my phone and my DVD player. Why in the name of G5 would I want to do that? I already have to negotiate my way, weepily, round four <WSD>doofers</WSD> (as in “it'll do for that”, aka a remote) just to watch w:I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! (UK TV series) 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  The remote control for a television.