Sentence:  Lacking that ability to just walk into this <WSD>goatfuck</WSD>, because that's exactly what this was. Mondy and Wanstall looked like they were at a little girl's birthday party, and wouldn't look otherwise until it truly became a <WSD>goatfuck</WSD>, never mind that anyone with eyes could see it coming. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  A chaotic situation where some effort has gone thoroughly wrong; a fiasco or clusterfuck.