Sentence:  It is rather shaming to be quite so wet over nothing in particular, but at least Fielding does it too. He cries gallons over slow-motion bits at the ends of films, especially Gladiator, and begins to worship Roman values, then Italian footballers kissing in slo-mo to the strains of Nessun Dorma. Sniffle, sniffle. And QPR being relegated in 1996. He can <WSD>cry you a river</WSD> over that one, and over a darling little clump of daffodils growing by the traffic island. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  To weep profusely or excessively in the presence of another person.