Sentence:  You want to hear the word of God, and be challenged to go out and change the world. Instead, you are, for the fifth Sunday in a row, mewling on about purple-headed mountains (which is a bit of an imaginative stretch, since you live in East Anglia) and "theeing" and "<WSD>thouing</WSD>" all over the place. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  To use the word "thou".