Sentence:  I'm fcuked then mate. Born and bred sarf london and the missarse is a brummie. Oh and her old man is a scouser!!¶ You all still sound like a bunch of inbreds though but it's better than the Hereford accent "alright <WSD>shag</WSD> where you be" 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  Friend; mate; buddy.