Sentence:  Okay, you wanted to go to the Big Apple, but didn't want to sit in traffic or feel like a country hic, as you stare up at all 'dem big buildins'. Try Universal Studios Florida's version of New York, where you can stare at all the fake big buildings all you want and not feel like a total <WSD>Gomer</WSD>. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  A stupid, awkward, or oafish person.