Sentence:  There is such a rich thesaurus now of things that I have said that have been, one way or another, through what <WSD>alchemy</WSD> I do not know, somehow misconstrued, that it would really take me too long to engage in a full global itinerary of apology to all concerned. 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  The causing of any sort of mysterious sudden transmutation.