Sentence:  "As for Darcy Moore, well he kicked two goals today – one of them a classic “<WSD>Joe the Goose</WSD>”, but still – and with no senior key forward to partner with it's no surprise he gets kept out of the contest at times." 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  A goal scored by a player who has received a handball in the goalsquare and is without an opponent close to them. Often said disparagingly as they are considered by many to be simple goals to score.