Sentence:  Sure, Homer and Marge being caught naked in front of the town is funny, but why not make it total humiliation? Why not have Homer dragged ass-first over a church's glass ceiling and force the pastor to give praise to God's floors? Why not have Homer's rear end block a game-winning <WSD>field goal</WSD>? 
Meaning of the word marked with <WSD> tags:  When the ball is kicked through the uprights and over the crossbar (not after a touchdown) for 3 points.