dril
... that the absurdist Twitter writer known as dril continues to insist that he is not owned, even as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corncob?
... that the <a href="./Surreal_humour" id="mwArk" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Surreal humour">absurdist</a> <a href="./Twitterature" id="mwAro" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Twitterature">Twitter writer</a> known as <b id="mwArs"><a href="./Dril" id="mwArw" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Dril">dril</a></b> continues to insist that he is not <a class="mw-redirect" href="./Owned" id="mwAr0" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Owned">owned</a>, even as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a <a href="./Corncob" id="mwAr4" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Corncob">corncob</a>?