At an age when most men are spending all their time dreaming of an unswollen prostate, Scott chose to dream of something bigger than said enormous prostate. Scott entered a contest sponsored by Gold Peak Tea, called “Take the Year Off,” that promised a year off from his awful job as a lawyer and a $100,000 prize. Let’s ignore for a moment that most people can’t just take a year off from work because Gold Peak Tea tells them they can. Let’s not be pedants here. Let’s leave that to Gold Peak Tea.