He is the author of 'How to Label a Goat" The Silly Rules and Regulations that are Strangling Britain', also published by Harriman House, and 'The Great Before', a satire on the anti-globalisation movement - www.greatbefore.com As for his private life, he isn't giving anything away because he can't be sure the book won't fall into the hands of the narks at some nosey government agency.