He spent his childhood moving from city to city across the Midwest. Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Texas, Kansas. Eric’s upbringing is much like his act: empty and boring. After barely graduating High School, Eric barely attended college, and after combining his hatred of patriotism and extreme fear of flying, he joined the Air Force in 2002 because he’s an idiot. Despite being deployed to a war zone in 2004 Eric somehow managed to do nothing heroic nor manly during his entire four years in military service. His only accomplishment was getting a divorce.