When Skeeter calls in sick, what will Malfoy have to do to keep his job? Surely not...interview his roommate's sister? Not when there are real stories to be covered! Rated for implied sexy-times, black eyes, and verbal f-wittery.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Scorpius M., Lily Luna P.] Albus S. P. - Complete