,Tweets,Retweets,Likes,Date,Cleaned_Tweets 1949,Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in,681707,4780787,2022-04-28 00:56:58,Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in 1969,"I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means",368279,3232772,2022-04-25 16:12:30,"I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means" 1946,Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!,194742,2650644,2022-04-28 01:53:50,Let’s make Twitter maximum fun! 1824,"If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya",174613,1897947,2022-05-09 00:51:26,"If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya" 1966,The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all,192900,1653315,2022-04-26 18:26:46,The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all 1954,"For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally",144607,1552828,2022-04-27 20:38:20,"For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally" 1950,"Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages",107799,1467045,2022-04-28 00:13:47,"Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages" 2088,i♥️u,84772,1190200,2022-04-14 21:40:23,iu 1929,"The far left hates everyone, themselves included!",121066,1179896,2022-04-29 12:28:10,"The far left hates everyone, themselves included!" 1812,Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.,76010,1140495,2022-05-09 13:35:52,Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some. 1903,"Since I’ve been asked a lot: Buy stock in several companies that make products & services that *you* believe in. Only sell if you think their products & services are trending worse. Don’t panic when the market does. This will serve you well in the long-term.",109674,1101105,2022-05-01 06:23:15,Since I’ve been asked a lot:Buy stock in several companies that make products & services that *you* believe in.Only sell if you think their products & services are trending worse. Don’t panic when the market does.This will serve you well in the long-term. 1782,"Biden’s mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama",93875,1079756,2022-05-12 22:45:27,"Biden’s mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama" 2161,Oh hi lol,53884,923530,2022-04-04 16:04:49,Oh hi lol 720,"Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome",119775,885729,2022-08-17 00:01:46,"Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome" 2021,"If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!",73468,868464,2022-04-21 18:53:55,"If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!" 1965,"By “free speech”, I simply mean that which matches the law. I am against censorship that goes far beyond the law. If people want less free speech, they will ask government to pass laws to that effect. Therefore, going beyond the law is contrary to the will of the people.",89887,838506,2022-04-26 19:33:33,"By “free speech”, I simply mean that which matches the law. I am against censorship that goes far beyond the law. If people want less free speech, they will ask government to pass laws to that effect.Therefore, going beyond the law is contrary to the will of the people." 1686,"In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican. Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿",119246,824287,2022-05-18 18:44:21,"In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party.But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … " 1755,The bots are angry at being counted 🤣,55957,812397,2022-05-14 02:41:00,The bots are angry at being counted 1928,"But I’m no fan of the far right either. Let’s have less hate and more love.",46986,806803,2022-04-29 12:44:05,But I’m no fan of the far right either. Let’s have less hate and more love. 1970,And be my love in the rain,52826,799470,2022-04-25 15:35:41,And be my love in the rain 707,Being a Mom is just as important as any career,80201,732927,2022-08-17 08:44:21,Being a Mom is just as important as any career 1659,The attacks against me should be viewed through a political lens – this is their standard (despicable) playbook – but nothing will deter me from fighting for a good future and your right to free speech,78978,714253,2022-05-20 03:28:32,The attacks against me should be viewed through a political lens – this is their standard (despicable) playbook – but nothing will deter me from fighting for a good future and your right to free speech 2115,69.420% of statistics are false,63770,713804,2022-04-09 20:14:20,69.420% of statistics are false 1690,Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months,53450,636753,2022-05-18 16:22:38,Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months 1292,YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads,47117,635286,2022-06-07 15:32:30,YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads 2539,"The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them",104480,591457,2022-02-11 20:01:33,"The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them" 1648,"Super excited to be in Brazil for launch of Starlink for 19,000 unconnected schools in rural areas & environmental monitoring of Amazon! 🇧🇷 🌳 🛰 ♥️",52938,588231,2022-05-20 13:40:48,"Super excited to be in Brazil for launch of Starlink for 19,000 unconnected schools in rural areas & environmental monitoring of Amazon! " 219,"Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter",43464,587878,2022-10-12 21:09:41,"Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter" 1053,Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime,46919,585049,2022-07-06 10:58:50,Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime 1783,"Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter",40790,579662,2022-05-12 22:36:38,"Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter" 1793,Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests,32824,565534,2022-05-12 00:24:46,Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests 2366,🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Hold Strong Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦,52979,547315,2022-03-05 01:21:07, Hold Strong Ukraine 2659,"If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.",119804,543466,2022-01-27 23:39:57,"If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny." 2361,"Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint. Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.",73677,540318,2022-03-05 05:15:51,Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint.Sorry to be a free speech absolutist. 1751,"Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.",92736,538230,2022-05-14 23:04:15,Very important to fix your Twitter feed:1. Tap home button.2. Tap stars on upper right of screen.3. Select “Latest tweets”.You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize.Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference. 1541,Politics is a sadness generator,54675,520021,2022-05-26 16:36:54,Politics is a sadness generator 1963,Per aspera ad astra!,41296,518423,2022-04-26 20:15:32,Per aspera ad astra! 169,"The hell with it … even though Starlink is still losing money & other companies are getting billions of taxpayer $, we’ll just keep funding Ukraine govt for free",39422,515651,2022-10-15 18:06:20,"The hell with it … even though Starlink is still losing money & other companies are getting billions of taxpayer $, we’ll just keep funding Ukraine govt for free" 2059,A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy,41950,491614,2022-04-19 18:25:05,A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy 1959,Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech,29650,489612,2022-04-27 17:11:41,Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech 1993,Moving on …,30999,486478,2022-04-24 11:46:48,Moving on … 1958,Should be called Trumpet instead!,18758,473539,2022-04-27 17:28:36,Should be called Trumpet instead! 2368,"Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.",78576,471761,2022-03-05 00:40:01,"Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures." 1853,I dunno … seems kinda fungible,29654,465477,2022-05-04 11:03:33,I dunno … seems kinda fungible 1244,Humor is one of the great joys of life!,47081,464404,2022-06-11 22:24:31,Humor is one of the great joys of life! 2019,And authenticate all real humans,25009,448616,2022-04-21 18:56:34,And authenticate all real humans 1110,Happy Father’s Day,30715,436194,2022-06-19 05:45:31,Happy Father’s Day 315,"Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app",37574,430145,2022-10-04 22:39:41,"Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app" 1135,Is TikTok destroying civilization? Some people think so.,33571,429726,2022-06-18 00:57:04,Is TikTok destroying civilization? Some people think so. 1935,"“Real magic is only a sip away.” (Actual slogan of Coca-Cola!!) 🤣🤣",20786,425103,2022-04-28 20:58:09,“Real magic is only a sip away.”(Actual slogan of Coca-Cola!!) 1442,Tomorrow will be the first sunrise of the rest of ur life – make it what u want,44296,423908,2022-05-29 23:24:09,Tomorrow will be the first sunrise of the rest of ur life – make it what u want 1864,"Ultimately, the downfall of the Freemasons was giving away their stonecutting services for nothing",30776,420698,2022-05-03 20:00:53,"Ultimately, the downfall of the Freemasons was giving away their stonecutting services for nothing" 1859,"Twitter will always be free for casual users, but maybe a slight cost for commercial/government users",31057,411390,2022-05-03 23:19:37,"Twitter will always be free for casual users, but maybe a slight cost for commercial/government users" 1889,"the elusive beauty of imperfection 侘寂",28371,410623,2022-05-02 18:12:19,the elusive beauty of imperfection 1311,"Some hate humanity, but I love humanity so much",31185,400396,2022-06-05 11:39:30,"Some hate humanity, but I love humanity so much" 1865,Sunlight is the best disinfectant,37438,398967,2022-05-03 19:35:33,Sunlight is the best disinfectant 96,"I will not let you down, no matter what it takes",35111,392237,2022-10-19 18:46:58,"I will not let you down, no matter what it takes" 2299,"I hereby challenge Владимир Путин to single combat Stakes are Україна",53646,391986,2022-03-14 11:09:22,I hereby challengeВладимир Путин to single combatStakes are Україна 1983,(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action),20724,390469,2022-04-24 14:25:01,(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action) 1103,I will keep supporting Dogecoin,36080,389101,2022-06-19 06:19:16,I will keep supporting Dogecoin 1754,Whoever thought owning the libs would be cheap never tried to acquire a social media company!,30556,387518,2022-05-14 18:52:07,Whoever thought owning the libs would be cheap never tried to acquire a social media company! 1432,In remembrance of those who fell to preserve the light of freedom,34721,386715,2022-05-30 14:20:04,In remembrance of those who fell to preserve the light of freedom 862,"The amount of attention on me has gone supernova, which super sucks. Unfortunately, even trivial articles about me generate a lot of clicks :( Will try my best to be heads down focused on doing useful things for civilization.",20460,386093,2022-07-25 22:37:15,"The amount of attention on me has gone supernova, which super sucks. Unfortunately, even trivial articles about me generate a lot of clicks :(Will try my best to be heads down focused on doing useful things for civilization." 2077,🎶 Love Me Tender 🎶,24246,384227,2022-04-16 19:02:24, Love Me Tender 1011,"For improved quality of sleep, raise head of your bed by about 3” or 5cm and don’t eat 3 hours before bedtime",30294,371991,2022-07-11 15:34:12,"For improved quality of sleep, raise head of your bed by about 3” or 5cm and don’t eat 3 hours before bedtime" 722,"To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!",21042,366615,2022-08-16 23:56:43,"To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!" 2378,"Important warning: Starlink is the only non-Russian communications system still working in some parts of Ukraine, so probability of being targeted is high. Please use with caution.",40090,363430,2022-03-03 19:49:51,"Important warning: Starlink is the only non-Russian communications system still working in some parts of Ukraine, so probability of being targeted is high. Please use with caution." 2331,"You are my favorite hello, And my hardest goodbye.",45054,357665,2022-03-07 07:49:42,"You are my favorite hello,And my hardest goodbye." 653,Population collapse due to low birth rates is a much bigger risk to civilization than global warming,41143,355494,2022-08-26 04:27:02,Population collapse due to low birth rates is a much bigger risk to civilization than global warming 1685,😛 🍿,20865,343259,2022-05-19 01:05:07, 1784,Don’t Diss Information,25292,342410,2022-05-12 22:21:34,Don’t Diss Information 2284,"Thank you for the offer, but such excellent training would give me too much of an advantage. If he is afraid to fight, I will agree to use only my left hand and I am not even left-handed. Elona",22737,340651,2022-03-15 20:32:20,"Thank you for the offer, but such excellent training would give me too much of an advantage. If he is afraid to fight, I will agree to use only my left hand and I am not even left-handed.Elona" 843,The media is a click-seeking machine dressed up as a truth-seeking machine,40369,340441,2022-07-27 16:07:30,The media is a click-seeking machine dressed up as a truth-seeking machine 1601,"Elden Ring, experienced in its entirety, is the most beautiful art I have ever seen",26091,338420,2022-05-23 03:21:02,"Elden Ring, experienced in its entirety, is the most beautiful art I have ever seen" 2156,Do you want an edit button?,52039,338119,2022-04-05 00:48:06,Do you want an edit button? 1081,Feeling … perhaps … a little bored?,20680,337138,2022-07-02 01:39:51,Feeling … perhaps … a little bored? 2565,Why is the “traditional” media such a relentless hatestream? Real question.,38922,336478,2022-02-07 23:18:37,Why is the “traditional” media such a relentless hatestream? Real question. 2365,"And also my sympathies to the great people of Russia, who do not want this",17766,329363,2022-03-05 01:22:00,"And also my sympathies to the great people of Russia, who do not want this" 2230,Is a new platform needed?,25284,326993,2022-03-26 17:54:02,Is a new platform needed? 1508,"Ya know, it’s pretty damn great to be able to talk to people from all walks of life and many countries on Twitter! So much to be learned, even from the harshest critics. Basically … I’m just saying I love all you crazy people ♥️♥️",21498,325513,2022-05-27 01:22:59,"Ya know, it’s pretty damn great to be able to talk to people from all walks of life and many countries on Twitter!So much to be learned, even from the harshest critics. Basically … I’m just saying I love all you crazy people " 2012,The Barbarians are at the Gate,25072,323800,2022-04-22 23:39:48,The Barbarians are at the Gate 2016,Believe in the future,25621,320122,2022-04-21 20:20:38,Believe in the future 2335,"Hopefully, it is now extremely obvious that Europe should restart dormant nuclear power stations and increase power output of existing ones. This is *critical* to national and international security.",42118,315067,2022-03-06 23:27:00,"Hopefully, it is now extremely obvious that Europe should restart dormant nuclear power stations and increase power output of existing ones. This is *critical* to national and international security." 1041,Population of Mars is still zero people!,17898,306380,2022-07-07 14:17:45,Population of Mars is still zero people! 643,Countries should be increasing nuclear power generation! It is insane from a national security standpoint & bad for the environment to shut them down.,35117,304961,2022-08-26 22:27:59,Countries should be increasing nuclear power generation! It is insane from a national security standpoint & bad for the environment to shut them down. 1695,"Exxon is rated top ten best in world for environment, social & governance (ESG) by S&P 500, while Tesla didn’t make the list! ESG is a scam. It has been weaponized by phony social justice warriors.",41719,303379,2022-05-18 16:09:17,"Exxon is rated top ten best in world for environment, social & governance (ESG) by S&P 500, while Tesla didn’t make the list!ESG is a scam. It has been weaponized by phony social justice warriors." 2168,"I am inspired by curiosity. That is what drives me. So let us expand the scope & scale of consciousness so that we may aspire to understand the Universe.",32832,298105,2022-04-03 06:54:15,I am inspired by curiosity. That is what drives me. So let us expand the scope & scale of consciousness so that we may aspire to understand the Universe. 7,A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias,37951,294406,2022-10-26 15:27:40,A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias 2276,Working hard to make useful products & services for your fellow humans is deeply morally good,23769,294229,2022-03-17 06:52:38,Working hard to make useful products & services for your fellow humans is deeply morally good 592,Tolkien is turning in his grave,27992,291064,2022-09-05 18:01:44,Tolkien is turning in his grave 2626,Halo Infinite campaign is good,17222,284563,2022-01-30 22:51:10,Halo Infinite campaign is good 2022,"Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!",13517,283847,2022-04-21 18:50:52,"Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!" 2052,_______ is the Night,17845,280342,2022-04-20 03:32:19,_______ is the Night 1223,Words are beautiful,21708,279455,2022-06-12 20:47:10,Words are beautiful 2251,🇩🇪🇩🇪 Danke Deutschland!! 🇩🇪🇩🇪,14208,274578,2022-03-22 13:30:39, Danke Deutschland!! 841,Much harder to make friends than enemies. My skill at the latter is improving.,21197,274314,2022-07-28 03:50:24,Much harder to make friends than enemies. My skill at the latter is improving. 1195,Cryptonight,22070,272358,2022-06-15 00:54:50,Cryptonight 821,Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler,17907,270738,2022-07-30 14:01:33,Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler 2277,Working on Master Plan Part 3,15143,269837,2022-03-17 04:19:35,Working on Master Plan Part 3 1043,"Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis. A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.",24897,267786,2022-07-07 14:04:41,Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis. A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far. 1840,"I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!",24645,266437,2022-05-06 16:10:46,I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse! 1040,I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!,16793,262562,2022-07-07 14:19:47,I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do! 2660,Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates,32799,262118,2022-01-27 22:24:24,Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates 1179,Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.,12579,254558,2022-06-15 17:17:20,Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel. 2349,Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become,16996,251376,2022-03-06 04:38:57,Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become 2568,🎶Always look on the bright side of life🎶,29187,250498,2022-02-07 18:09:58,Always look on the bright side of life 1638,Sus man,20585,249480,2022-05-20 19:28:26,Sus man 2508,Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love,33195,247008,2022-02-17 19:57:29,Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love 2220,Seize the memes of production!,21559,243902,2022-03-27 16:00:51,Seize the memes of production! 1676,A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal,16652,240435,2022-05-19 15:48:35,A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal 1438,And remember that happiness is a choice,20470,233150,2022-05-29 23:33:00,And remember that happiness is a choice 228,"With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?",13144,232238,2022-10-11 23:16:41,"With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?" 960,"Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.",19932,228708,2022-07-15 12:55:42,"Tesla is to protect life on Earth,SpaceX to extend life beyond." 988,Oh the irony lol,12992,226832,2022-07-12 22:10:05,Oh the irony lol 874,What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?,11285,226292,2022-07-25 06:10:38,What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two? 1681,What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor 👼,14285,225465,2022-05-19 05:16:06,What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor 1490,One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students,17648,225153,2022-05-27 20:54:04,One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students 496,Starlink is meant for peaceful use only,13284,225055,2022-09-17 01:48:30,Starlink is meant for peaceful use only 1701,bullsh*t baffles brains,16853,224374,2022-05-18 07:15:54,bullsh*t baffles brains 303,War is the ultimate Supreme Court,18633,219768,2022-10-06 04:37:25,War is the ultimate Supreme Court 1678,"Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on",15028,217651,2022-05-19 14:38:57,"Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on" 1792,Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological,12728,216008,2022-05-12 00:25:30,Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological 2162,Berlin rocks,9486,213312,2022-04-03 20:10:23,Berlin rocks 51,"i know |nothing| is forever",22736,211899,2022-10-23 00:29:28,i know|nothing|is forever 1108,I love all my kids so much,6824,210612,2022-06-19 05:52:11,I love all my kids so much 389,"Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy",14900,210367,2022-09-29 15:31:12,"Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy" 2257,Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!,11436,208155,2022-03-21 18:38:32,Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow! 630,"From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful",12862,207214,2022-08-28 17:54:13,"From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful" 2091,"Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board",31617,205411,2022-04-14 20:12:08,"Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board" 2367,"Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.",20500,203931,2022-03-05 00:48:59,"Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports." 632,"On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier",13128,200253,2022-08-28 17:40:02,"On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier" 658,"Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide",20853,200175,2022-08-26 00:13:51,"Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide" 2061,SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.,11787,200145,2022-04-18 21:32:12,SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements. 1832,"Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself",11307,200085,2022-05-07 12:37:25,"Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself" 2643,Lie back and think of Mars,15887,199694,2022-01-29 11:21:38,Lie back and think of Mars 1504,"Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too",18879,199330,2022-05-27 15:27:21,"Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too" 1764,Still committed to acquisition,11876,197886,2022-05-13 11:50:06,Still committed to acquisition 1750,(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty),12676,197644,2022-05-14 23:08:17,(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty) 211,"20,000!!",10277,196336,2022-10-13 02:50:21,"20,000!!" 1133,Or perhaps social media in general,8628,196157,2022-06-18 01:06:16,Or perhaps social media in general 3,Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!,9366,195546,2022-10-26 21:39:32,Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today! 2134,"Great work by Tesla Texas Team!! Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 💥💫 🚘",10579,195408,2022-04-08 10:50:44,Great work by Tesla Texas Team!!Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 1539,Jack off the board!,12199,188202,2022-05-26 17:00:06,Jack off the board! 2340,Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.,12651,188087,2022-03-06 14:06:26,Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic. 1013,Chuckmate,8189,186802,2022-07-11 05:11:58,Chuckmate 2501,So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells,12705,186188,2022-02-18 23:49:57,So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells 1095,What … is your favorite cheese?,9741,185127,2022-06-20 20:46:59,What … is your favorite cheese? 528,Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today,14530,182762,2022-09-12 20:07:08,Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today 2240,"Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy. Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?",42433,182565,2022-03-25 07:34:52,Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy.Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle? 2334,"For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV. I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.",16381,182367,2022-03-06 23:33:20,"For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV.I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe." 2094,Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law,11028,182118,2022-04-14 19:06:07,Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law 1522,Who do you trust less? Real question.,30882,179754,2022-05-26 23:54:27,Who do you trust less? Real question. 1817,There are no angels in war,12561,177107,2022-05-09 11:13:59,There are no angels in war 2333,Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy,13376,172706,2022-03-06 23:57:02,Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy 1303,The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!,19114,172667,2022-06-06 01:06:53,The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one! 820,"Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense",14812,171551,2022-07-30 14:20:06,"Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense" 1328,"Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …",10164,170880,2022-06-04 19:47:10,"Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …" 1177,"I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in",10425,169016,2022-06-15 23:42:45,"I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in" 2108,Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!,9026,164215,2022-04-10 00:03:19,Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show! 2214,"Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus. How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore? I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.",12098,163630,2022-03-28 08:12:34,"Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus.How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore?I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms." 1074,Elvis is just Elvish without an h,8833,163346,2022-07-04 20:44:21,Elvis is just Elvish without an h 845,"A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.",16772,163158,2022-07-27 15:38:48,"A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there." 839,Inflation might be trending down,11205,163146,2022-07-29 00:29:37,Inflation might be trending down 2011,What is best in life?,8831,163046,2022-04-22 23:43:11,What is best in life? 2140,"🇺🇸🇺🇸 Gigafactory Texas 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grand opening party tomorrow! Doors open at 4, festivities at 8",9455,162440,2022-04-07 05:29:24," Gigafactory Texas Grand opening party tomorrow!Doors open at 4, festivities at 8" 1212,"I mean, I’m doing my part haha",5391,162098,2022-06-14 04:07:35,"I mean, I’m doing my part haha" 826,Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla,10152,160515,2022-07-30 01:46:25,Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla 2309,What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?,10901,160237,2022-03-13 21:39:30,What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years? 2238,The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.,9987,156849,2022-03-25 08:26:45,The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully. 1745,The Golden State is cooking its golden geese,9773,156414,2022-05-15 00:19:19,The Golden State is cooking its golden geese 2266,"The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea",13702,156144,2022-03-19 03:24:17,"The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea" 419,Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured,11864,156040,2022-09-25 19:04:39,Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured 714,Standup is my side-hustle,8866,155973,2022-08-17 04:59:51,Standup is my side-hustle 1489,Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.,11088,155466,2022-05-27 20:56:05,Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish. 2579,🚬 Thank You for Smoking 🚬,12358,155465,2022-02-06 01:37:28, Thank You for Smoking 2606,"Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!",7909,155063,2022-02-02 10:37:30,"Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!" 1733,"I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening",12185,154243,2022-05-15 07:23:13,"I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening" 1528,Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 😛,9132,152637,2022-05-26 23:02:04,Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 814,"If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be 🚀💥💫",11085,151796,2022-07-31 22:32:36,"If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be " 1117,We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky,8301,151226,2022-06-18 16:52:02,We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky 1740,"Iconic laconic !platonic",8382,150174,2022-05-15 02:30:38,Iconiclaconic!platonic 962,"Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!",8846,149577,2022-07-15 12:21:05,"Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!" 2559,"Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?” It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.",16191,149275,2022-02-07 23:40:58,"Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?”It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality." 2362,"SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.",11767,148319,2022-03-05 04:59:24,SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2. 21,What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?,11678,148115,2022-10-25 04:33:08,What lesson took you the longest to unlearn? 1296,"What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM",7704,147849,2022-06-06 17:05:47,"What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM" 1578,"Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have. I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.",9719,144956,2022-05-24 14:03:15,"Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid." 1049,"Moon brought us together in ‘69, Mars can do that in the future",7228,144907,2022-07-06 16:33:04,"Moon brought us together in ‘69,Mars can do that in the future" 550,Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.,10326,143323,2022-09-09 23:52:33,Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it. 1050,"Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself",9428,143317,2022-07-06 16:32:22,"Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself" 2275,"I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things",5873,143294,2022-03-17 06:56:51,"I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things" 1706,Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!,8957,138912,2022-05-17 22:05:46,Tesla AI Day on Aug 19. So many cool updates! 1029,Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.,7651,138193,2022-07-07 22:02:54,Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them. 822,Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?,7903,137179,2022-07-30 13:51:37,Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate? 2179,Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn,9683,135840,2022-04-03 04:50:49,Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn 1207,"Don’t build moats, build tech trees",9874,135720,2022-06-14 16:18:30,"Don’t build moats, build tech trees" 1627,"Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.",13449,134561,2022-05-20 22:14:08,"Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood." 590,"Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.",8611,134538,2022-09-05 18:15:24,"Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice." 516,My tweets are being suppressed!,9462,133322,2022-09-13 18:05:36,My tweets are being suppressed! 2212,SpaceX Falcon 🚀 team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!,8075,132350,2022-03-28 20:22:28,SpaceX Falcon team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year! 2524,Over 250k Starlink user terminals,7236,129813,2022-02-14 22:54:37,Over 250k Starlink user terminals 1732,Not to mention potential bugs in the code. Open source is the way to go to solve both trust and efficacy.,8821,127849,2022-05-15 07:28:05,Not to mention potential bugs in the code. Open source is the way to go to solve both trust and efficacy. 1367,"Tesla AI Day pushed to Sept 30, as we may have an Optimus prototype working by then",8860,126828,2022-06-03 00:52:57,"Tesla AI Day pushed to Sept 30, as we may have an Optimus prototype working by then" 1314,"Making life multiplanetary expands the scope & scale of consciousness. It also enables us to backup the biosphere, protecting all life as we know it from a calamity on Earth. Humanity is life’s steward, as no other species can transport life to Mars. We can’t let them down.",12021,126571,2022-06-05 11:29:45,"Making life multiplanetary expands the scope & scale of consciousness. It also enables us to backup the biosphere, protecting all life as we know it from a calamity on Earth.Humanity is life’s steward, as no other species can transport life to Mars. We can’t let them down." 1753,"At least, that’s what the lib hivemind thinks haha",5765,125019,2022-05-14 18:54:19,"At least, that’s what the lib hivemind thinks haha" 2458,ℏ,10696,122921,2022-02-22 10:10:05,ℏ 2645,The Universe is a Hydrogen Sonata,8475,121993,2022-01-29 05:25:18,The Universe is a Hydrogen Sonata 1038,Maybe Tesla should make a highly configurable Robovan for people & cargo?,6573,121091,2022-07-07 14:26:00,Maybe Tesla should make a highly configurable Robovan for people & cargo? 2313,Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World,7281,118381,2022-03-13 11:02:24,Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World 1445,"When thinking about deep time, what is more astounding is to think about how much time is ahead!",8623,117427,2022-05-29 22:24:33,"When thinking about deep time, what is more astounding is to think about how much time is ahead!" 46,"Who decides “The Current Thing?” Real question. I don’t know.",9180,116769,2022-10-23 13:21:51,Who decides “The Current Thing?”Real question. I don’t know. 611,Spent the day walking entire Giga Berlin production line – team is doing excellent work!,5601,116093,2022-08-30 22:50:03,Spent the day walking entire Giga Berlin production line – team is doing excellent work! 415,"My son, Saxon, was amazed that so many paper newspapers are still produced every day. He said they probably just search the Internet & print it out. Yup, with rare exception, that is *actually* what they do haha.",8355,114303,2022-09-27 16:50:00,"My son, Saxon, was amazed that so many paper newspapers are still produced every day. He said they probably just search the Internet & print it out. Yup, with rare exception, that is *actually* what they do haha." 2667,CB radios are free from govt/media control,11302,113429,2022-01-27 21:00:09,CB radios are free from govt/media control 45,Think about who might have decided “The Current Thing” before accepting it,12460,113306,2022-10-23 13:26:21,Think about who might have decided “The Current Thing” before accepting it 928,Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!,6420,112247,2022-07-19 15:55:22,Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car! 2213,We’ve all been there,3178,111825,2022-03-28 09:29:09,We’ve all been there 744,it’s a sticky situation,3513,111177,2022-08-12 19:58:59,it’s a sticky situation 2244,The movie Gaslight has gaslit so many people it’s insane,6357,110845,2022-03-24 23:53:23,The movie Gaslight has gaslit so many people it’s insane 2300,By the pricking of my thumbs …,4647,110085,2022-03-14 10:47:57,By the pricking of my thumbs … 1365,Los Angeles is fortunate to have someone like Rick Caruso running for mayor. He’s awesome.,7538,109913,2022-06-03 13:08:57,Los Angeles is fortunate to have someone like Rick Caruso running for mayor. He’s awesome. 371,"Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot",7512,109365,2022-10-01 03:05:34,"Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot" 2639,Just rewatched True Romance ♥️,6464,109154,2022-01-29 23:39:10,Just rewatched True Romance 2487,I’m dropping a new album,4801,108008,2022-02-20 02:51:12,I’m dropping a new album 903,Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.,6722,107985,2022-07-23 12:12:22,Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas. 979,Gives whole new meaning to Go Pros!,4695,107019,2022-07-13 16:03:08,Gives whole new meaning to Go Pros! 1709,"Twitter claims that >95% of daily active users are real, unique humans. Does anyone have that experience?",13193,105984,2022-05-17 16:21:33,"Twitter claims that >95% of daily active users are real, unique humans. Does anyone have that experience?" 1238,Make Austin weirder!,5808,103899,2022-06-12 18:45:38,Make Austin weirder! 799,The ratio of digital to biological compute is growing fast. Worth tracking.,6918,102297,2022-08-02 23:52:03,The ratio of digital to biological compute is growing fast. Worth tracking. 1054,Flatulence Earther,5975,102240,2022-07-06 09:33:59,Flatulence Earther 351,Do not let ancient grudge break to new mutiny,10225,101973,2022-10-02 18:49:35,Do not let ancient grudge break to new mutiny 335,"Ukraine-Russia Peace: - Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people. - Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake). - Water supply to Crimea assured. - Ukraine remains neutral.",21077,101482,2022-10-03 16:15:43,"Ukraine-Russia Peace:- Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people.- Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake).- Water supply to Crimea assured.- Ukraine remains neutral." 10,"“The New York Times has emerged as a new, chaotic actor in global politics. The paper’s interventions in some of the world’s most combustible conflicts have sometimes been a boon, but their messaging has also caused problems.”",10733,100922,2022-10-26 14:48:22,"“The New York Times has emerged as a new, chaotic actor in global politics. The paper’s interventions in some of the world’s most combustible conflicts have sometimes been a boon, but their messaging has also caused problems.”" 328,Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine,17853,99247,2022-10-03 17:55:05,Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine 1364,"It is rare for me to endorse political candidates. My political leanings are moderate, so neither fully Republican nor Democrat, which I am confident is the case for most Americans. Executive competence is super underrated in politics – we should care about that a lot more!",7675,98299,2022-06-03 13:25:13,"It is rare for me to endorse political candidates. My political leanings are moderate, so neither fully Republican nor Democrat, which I am confident is the case for most Americans.Executive competence is super underrated in politics – we should care about that a lot more!" 833,"I can’t say for sure that Starship will reach escape velocity, but my hubris certainly has",5571,97681,2022-07-29 14:46:31,"I can’t say for sure that Starship will reach escape velocity, but my hubris certainly has" 286,500 mile range & super fun to drive,4228,97477,2022-10-06 23:52:27,500 mile range & super fun to drive 22,διαλεκτική,6978,97401,2022-10-25 01:25:34,διαλεκτική 214,This is real,3690,96459,2022-10-13 00:10:36,This is real 677,Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween),6828,96223,2022-08-22 06:57:42,Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween) 1633,"My commitment: - We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win. - We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.",8010,95458,2022-05-20 20:34:55,"My commitment:- We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win. - We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose." 1064,I must confess to a penchant for creative socks,4648,95024,2022-07-05 17:36:03,I must confess to a penchant for creative socks 2337,"Self-driving car will amplify traffic to insane levels, as you won’t feel the pain of driving yourself",4338,95018,2022-03-06 14:18:02,"Self-driving car will amplify traffic to insane levels, as you won’t feel the pain of driving yourself" 704,🎶 This Magic Moment 🎶,5958,94874,2022-08-17 09:22:09, This Magic Moment 152,Did you hear about the dyslexic KBG agent – it’s pot secret!,5101,94715,2022-10-16 04:51:35,Did you hear about the dyslexic KBG agent – it’s pot secret! 1770,How did it even start?,3239,93985,2022-05-13 01:52:48,How did it even start? 2139,I will give a talk around 9,3674,93238,2022-04-07 05:34:19,I will give a talk around 9 791,Thank goodness for Senator Manchin,4753,92640,2022-08-05 06:34:11,Thank goodness for Senator Manchin 1418,Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime,4104,92223,2022-05-30 19:10:36,Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime 2301,There is a beauty to the biological substrate,4652,91766,2022-03-14 09:42:25,There is a beauty to the biological substrate 1118,"This is where the writers are, Of past, Present, And Future.",7323,90594,2022-06-18 16:45:13,"This is where the writers are,Of past,Present,And Future." 1772,The last straw was the last straw!,3721,90484,2022-05-13 01:31:19,The last straw was the last straw! 1104,💕💕 shadow crew 💕💕,5097,90323,2022-06-19 06:10:43, shadow crew 691,Might need a new PO Box after tweeting this 🤣,2567,89501,2022-08-19 20:57:21,Might need a new PO Box after tweeting this 2181,They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.,4984,88185,2022-04-03 02:51:18,They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter. 1449,Con te … partirò,5404,88159,2022-05-29 20:38:24,Con te … partirò 2486,I think it will reach #2,2663,88140,2022-02-20 02:52:48,I think it will reach 334,This is highly likely to be the outcome in the end – just a question of how many die before then,4906,87825,2022-10-03 16:22:21,This is highly likely to be the outcome in the end – just a question of how many die before then 1214,Past two years have been a demographic disaster,4399,87169,2022-06-14 04:06:41,Past two years have been a demographic disaster 786,I love the smell of hydraulic fluid in the morning,3417,85952,2022-08-06 06:13:25,I love the smell of hydraulic fluid in the morning 551,A major Fed rate hike risks deflation,6276,85360,2022-09-09 23:40:48,A major Fed rate hike risks deflation 1170,Civilization sterilized,7671,84831,2022-06-16 07:44:28,Civilization sterilized 1766,The straw war is emblematic of larger social issues,4401,84668,2022-05-13 08:26:14,The straw war is emblematic of larger social issues 1307,"O wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't.",6011,83737,2022-06-06 00:14:14,"O wonder!How many goodly creatures are there here!How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,That has such people in't." 1325,"Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.",4897,83340,2022-06-04 20:05:13,"Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait." 2507,"An evolutionary asymmetry helpful to survival, but counterproductive when survival is not at stake",5094,82481,2022-02-17 20:01:33,"An evolutionary asymmetry helpful to survival, but counterproductive when survival is not at stake" 1304,"Realized what I have in common with environmentalists, but also why they’re so annoyingly wrong: They are conservationists of what is, whereas they should be conservationists of our potential over time, our cosmic endowment. (From a friend)",6308,80813,2022-06-06 00:25:51,"Realized what I have in common with environmentalists, but also why they’re so annoyingly wrong: They are conservationists of what is, whereas they should be conservationists of our potential over time, our cosmic endowment.(From a friend)" 1537,"I’m a fan of Jack btw. Wish he would stay on the board, but I understand that he needs to move on.",3306,80579,2022-05-26 17:23:14,"I’m a fan of Jack btw. Wish he would stay on the board, but I understand that he needs to move on." 1538,(Of Twitter),3117,80565,2022-05-26 17:02:12,(Of Twitter) 225,"10,000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!",3978,80178,2022-10-12 04:42:30,"10,000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!" 1001,"Tesla’s automatic cabin overheat protection should make a real difference with record heatwaves. Ability to adjust activation temperature coming with next software release.",4983,79865,2022-07-12 01:23:04,Tesla’s automatic cabin overheat protection should make a real difference with record heatwaves.Ability to adjust activation temperature coming with next software release. 2265,As it ends the cycle of retribution,3815,79838,2022-03-19 03:26:10,As it ends the cycle of retribution 1042,"Mark my words, they are sadly true",3783,78213,2022-07-07 14:09:11,"Mark my words, they are sadly true" 578,“That’s not punny!”,4419,77185,2022-09-07 04:19:58,“That’s not punny!” 844,This is compatible with existing religions – surely God would want us to see Creation?,4741,77073,2022-07-27 15:40:27,This is compatible with existing religions – surely God would want us to see Creation? 876,"Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!”",4086,76283,2022-07-25 04:04:27,Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das BootDas Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!” 1682,A clear case of wacktivism,3522,76139,2022-05-19 05:01:13,A clear case of wacktivism 1631,Please include links to cases you have tried,4493,76112,2022-05-20 21:11:35,Please include links to cases you have tried 1744,"Sooo tasty at first, but then no more golden eggs …",3772,75760,2022-05-15 00:22:20,"Sooo tasty at first, but then no more golden eggs …" 678,"2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit - FSD wide release Many other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings.",5808,75713,2022-08-22 06:55:01,"2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit- FSD wide releaseMany other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings." 333,"Also worth noting that a possible, albeit unlikely, outcome from this conflict is nuclear war",4817,75681,2022-10-03 16:30:48,"Also worth noting that a possible, albeit unlikely, outcome from this conflict is nuclear war" 1142,And rocket landings are now triple digits,3227,75500,2022-06-17 17:10:25,And rocket landings are now triple digits 1673,"This is what most people in America want, but unfortunately it’s not realistic. Generally, the party with less power (currently Republicans at national level) moves more toward center to win moderate votes, so control of House/Senate/President goes back & forth over time.",4384,75343,2022-05-19 15:58:15,"This is what most people in America want, but unfortunately it’s not realistic. Generally, the party with less power (currently Republicans at national level) moves more toward center to win moderate votes, so control of House/Senate/President goes back & forth over time." 133,"Ok, we will add a donate option to Starlink",4098,74035,2022-10-17 07:01:46,"Ok, we will add a donate option to Starlink" 650,(And I do think global warming is a major risk),3124,73702,2022-08-26 04:31:43,(And I do think global warming is a major risk) 1697,Even applied 2 urslf,2849,73613,2022-05-18 08:35:54,Even applied 2 urslf 627,Please share some things in this thread which are working for you in life & that others may find helpful!,4863,71034,2022-08-28 18:01:21,Please share some things in this thread which are working for you in life & that others may find helpful! 2306,Tesla & SpaceX are seeing significant recent inflation pressure in raw materials & logistics,4352,69318,2022-03-14 01:41:19,Tesla & SpaceX are seeing significant recent inflation pressure in raw materials & logistics 2247,Twitter algorithm should be open source,10512,69298,2022-03-24 17:07:22,Twitter algorithm should be open source 777,FSD Beta 10.69 drops on 8/20,5155,68695,2022-08-07 07:32:26,FSD Beta 10.69 drops on 8/20 1419,Veridis Quo,4229,68209,2022-05-30 19:09:41,Veridis Quo 2170,Peace. Peace? I hate the word. Those who do care about peace (myself aspirationally included) don’t need to hear it. And those who don’t care about peace? Well …,4285,68164,2022-04-03 06:19:29,Peace. Peace? I hate the word. Those who do care about peace (myself aspirationally included) don’t need to hear it. And those who don’t care about peace? Well … 780,Less than 5% of Twitter daily users are fake/spam,7320,67686,2022-08-06 16:18:59,Less than 5% of Twitter daily users are fake/spam 829,Heatwave in Shortville 🥵,4357,67664,2022-07-30 00:09:07,Heatwave in Shortville 1377,"We are trying to accelerate sustainable energy, so what matters is how much someone can contribute to that goal. Personal choices are your own and are respected.",4187,67607,2022-06-01 16:05:22,"We are trying to accelerate sustainable energy, so what matters is how much someone can contribute to that goal. Personal choices are your own and are respected." 1526,If the reason for it is building products that make millions of people happy,3064,67600,2022-05-26 23:16:45,If the reason for it is building products that make millions of people happy 789,Hustling to get Starship Booster 7 back to pad to test outer ring of 20 engines,4129,67464,2022-08-05 18:56:10,Hustling to get Starship Booster 7 back to pad to test outer ring of 20 engines 140,Deus X Machina,4193,67241,2022-10-16 21:51:48,Deus X Machina 226,Over 5000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!,4350,66961,2022-10-12 00:38:24,Over 5000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold! 652,Mark these words,3062,66285,2022-08-26 04:29:21,Mark these words 2177,I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem.,3090,65290,2022-04-03 04:58:37,I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem. 1531,Almost ten years ago,1805,63876,2022-05-26 22:43:42,Almost ten years ago 1742,Great shoes,1766,63757,2022-05-15 01:32:28,Great shoes 895,Gehalt und Gestalt,3161,63538,2022-07-24 03:14:17,Gehalt und Gestalt 158,The comments in this thread are a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream,2358,63060,2022-10-16 03:24:24,The comments in this thread are a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream 1111,"If you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?",3366,62769,2022-06-19 05:39:24,"If you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?" 9,“According to unnamed sources close to the matter who wish to remain anonymous” 🤣🤣,4603,62693,2022-10-26 14:50:58,“According to unnamed sources close to the matter who wish to remain anonymous” 48,Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30,4864,61933,2022-10-23 12:19:22,Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30 2208,"Starlink 🛰 team too! Expecting over 4200 Starlink satellites in operation within 18 months, which is ~2/3 of all active satellites of Earth.",3769,61760,2022-03-28 22:05:21,"Starlink team too! Expecting over 4200 Starlink satellites in operation within 18 months, which is ~2/3 of all active satellites of Earth." 478,Great for clearing dust!,2108,60985,2022-09-19 18:56:02,Great for clearing dust! 2518,This will be real in our lifetime,3689,60180,2022-02-15 02:31:48,This will be real in our lifetime 1171,"Amazing flying scenes were to be expected, but the writing is good too",2068,59348,2022-06-16 07:43:41,"Amazing flying scenes were to be expected, but the writing is good too" 103,And … sold out!,1745,57905,2022-10-19 03:58:56,And … sold out! 604,"On a $/bot basis, this deal is awesome",3086,56800,2022-09-01 04:09:39,"On a $/bot basis, this deal is awesome" 1061,A veritable “sock aficionado”,2974,56477,2022-07-05 17:44:09,A veritable “sock aficionado” 387,"Needs be able to get from Starbase to South Padre Island, which requires crossing the channel",2356,56408,2022-09-29 15:35:09,"Needs be able to get from Starbase to South Padre Island, which requires crossing the channel" 1509,Many insightful comments in the mentions,2106,56130,2022-05-27 01:20:14,Many insightful comments in the mentions 2578,[Satire],1979,55247,2022-02-06 01:38:11,[Satire] 776,Twitter has spoken …,2331,55219,2022-08-07 18:36:25,Twitter has spoken … 408,Make “hair on fire” not just a metaphor,3960,54570,2022-09-27 23:20:31,Make “hair on fire” not just a metaphor 494,to help mend the fault in our stars,2336,54462,2022-09-17 15:09:12,to help mend the fault in our stars 2264,Also the heaviest Falcon 9 payload at 16.25 metric tons,2215,54287,2022-03-19 05:49:35,Also the heaviest Falcon 9 payload at 16.25 metric tons 224,Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold 🤣,2467,53973,2022-10-12 04:46:23,Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold 99,Vox Populi Vox Dei,5709,53880,2022-10-19 16:59:23,Vox Populi Vox Dei 1202,"This is highly unusual btw. Statistically, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.",3061,53553,2022-06-14 16:52:25,"This is highly unusual btw. Statistically, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have." 44,"Maybe it was a social media algorithm, not even people",3989,53403,2022-10-23 13:29:48,"Maybe it was a social media algorithm, not even people" 372,"The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics",4950,52885,2022-10-01 02:36:33,"The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics" 1741,Incredible art,1423,52382,2022-05-15 01:34:47,Incredible art 838,More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw,2387,51784,2022-07-29 00:31:32,More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw 2178,But we should,1825,51147,2022-04-03 04:52:11,But we should 1094,The sheer variety of cheese is amazing,2485,50430,2022-06-20 21:04:10,The sheer variety of cheese is amazing 657,"Note, connectivity will be 2 to 4 Mbits per cell zone, so will work great for texting & voice calls, but not high bandwidth",2952,49122,2022-08-26 00:42:37,"Note, connectivity will be 2 to 4 Mbits per cell zone, so will work great for texting & voice calls, but not high bandwidth" 1115,This will encourage people to change it haha,1587,48696,2022-06-18 17:01:54,This will encourage people to change it haha 1116,I’m pretty sure that unique,1650,48586,2022-06-18 16:54:51,I’m pretty sure that unique 2465,M Night should do a horror movie about this – it would resonate,2064,48494,2022-02-22 00:24:17,M Night should do a horror movie about this – it would resonate 763,"Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year",3622,48257,2022-08-10 05:25:19,"Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year" 539,"FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians.",3272,47725,2022-09-11 21:31:34,"FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians." 1306,"From Shakespeare’s The Tempest, but I much prefer it literally vs ironically",2559,47339,2022-06-06 00:15:25,"From Shakespeare’s The Tempest, but I much prefer it literally vs ironically" 1130,"It may as be a documentary, since it’s coming true",2869,47296,2022-06-18 01:49:34,"It may as be a documentary, since it’s coming true" 2457,tau > pi,4517,46892,2022-02-22 10:18:25,tau > pi 1114,To answer the question: Why Twitter?,2705,46470,2022-06-18 17:15:21,To answer the question: Why Twitter? 475,"FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada",3348,46185,2022-09-19 20:57:53,"FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada" 631,The Zero fasting app is quite good,2082,45468,2022-08-28 17:40:56,The Zero fasting app is quite good 411,“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed,2447,45088,2022-09-27 22:57:09,“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed 983,"Was just up in the booster propulsion section. Damage appears to be minor, but we need to inspect all the engines. Best to do this in the high bay.",1991,44411,2022-07-13 05:44:29,"Was just up in the booster propulsion section. Damage appears to be minor, but we need to inspect all the engines. Best to do this in the high bay." 806,X ❤️ Doges,3521,42534,2022-08-01 17:48:26,X Doges 377,Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time,3200,42369,2022-09-30 22:08:06,Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time 748,About to attempt long duration engine firing to test autogenous pressurization,1840,41461,2022-08-11 19:46:38,About to attempt long duration engine firing to test autogenous pressurization 508,But u have to pay in Doge,2925,41155,2022-09-13 23:04:03,But u have to pay in Doge 547,Astronomy too,1629,40009,2022-09-10 17:00:13,Astronomy too 1090,Some great suggestions in the comments!,2335,39784,2022-06-20 21:34:57,Some great suggestions in the comments! 554,Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service,2295,39752,2022-09-09 22:22:27,Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service 686,"After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.",3152,39517,2022-08-21 14:40:36,"After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later." 927,"To think that Fremont was just a derelict building & Giga Nevada was just rocks & bushes when started! California used to have a dozen car factories. NUMMI was last to close. Now, Tesla Fremont is the biggest car factory in North America!",2485,39120,2022-07-19 15:59:19,"To think that Fremont was just a derelict building & Giga Nevada was just rocks & bushes when started!California used to have a dozen car factories. NUMMI was last to close. Now, Tesla Fremont is the biggest car factory in North America!" 2596,"If things go well, Falcon will launch about once a week on average in 2022, delivering ~2/3 of all Earth payload to orbit",2769,38819,2022-02-03 21:32:56,"If things go well, Falcon will launch about once a week on average in 2022, delivering ~2/3 of all Earth payload to orbit" 223,BE the change you want in the world!,3530,38427,2022-10-12 04:53:10,BE the change you want in the world! 526,The residual value of gasoline cars bought today will be much lower than people think,2375,38394,2022-09-12 22:19:11,The residual value of gasoline cars bought today will be much lower than people think 257,Because it runs recursively,1700,38213,2022-10-09 13:23:55,Because it runs recursively 229,And you can pay with Doge!,2729,38121,2022-10-11 23:08:46,And you can pay with Doge! 98,"We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!",2060,37029,2022-10-19 17:02:48,"We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!" 477,"Baltasar Gracián, Oráculo Manual y Arte de Prudencia",2903,36061,2022-09-19 19:33:52,"Baltasar Gracián, Oráculo Manual y Arte de Prudencia" 884,Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe?,1948,35566,2022-07-25 01:55:25,Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe? 1324,"Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.",2505,34438,2022-06-04 20:12:39,"Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data." 150,Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes!,1628,34196,2022-10-16 05:13:44,Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes! 865,Das Baby would be a hit!,1301,30797,2022-07-25 18:59:51,Das Baby would be a hit! 1059,"Sock Con, the conference for socks",1456,30571,2022-07-05 17:47:42,"Sock Con, the conference for socks" 507,"Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder",1411,29778,2022-09-13 23:05:40,"Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder" 892,Schadenfreude oder Schatzifreude?,1227,29721,2022-07-24 03:54:01,Schadenfreude oder Schatzifreude? 474,*10.69.2.2,1041,29615,2022-09-19 21:57:54,*10.69.2.2 222,Doesn’t get more lit than this!,1370,28598,2022-10-12 04:57:51,Doesn’t get more lit than this! 1060,Always something new for the magazine cover and the articles practically write themselves,1288,28424,2022-07-05 17:46:15,Always something new for the magazine cover and the articles practically write themselves 775,This release will be big,1684,28356,2022-08-07 22:28:11,This release will be big 405,I guess this joke is a slow burn … 🥁,1270,27571,2022-09-28 03:05:06,I guess this joke is a slow burn … 685,"Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app",1608,25428,2022-08-21 14:41:54,"Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app" 680,Would be cool to do a (much simplified) Hyperloop demo tunnel between maybe Austin & San Antonio?,1531,24602,2022-08-22 06:42:02,Would be cool to do a (much simplified) Hyperloop demo tunnel between maybe Austin & San Antonio? 687,"FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.",2087,24289,2022-08-21 14:34:21,FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward!10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release.1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants. 1063,Sock tech is so advanced that you can get pretty much anything in sock form these days!,1219,23757,2022-07-05 17:38:23,Sock tech is so advanced that you can get pretty much anything in sock form these days! 227,An omnigender product,946,23597,2022-10-11 23:21:40,An omnigender product 391,Works on land too,956,23464,2022-09-29 15:25:16,Works on land too 2608,This is twice the area of our standard phased array with broader scan angle,1193,23318,2022-02-02 05:43:24,This is twice the area of our standard phased array with broader scan angle 392,As well as advanced chip & supercomputer engineers for next-gen training & inference,1303,22980,2022-09-29 14:59:48,As well as advanced chip & supercomputer engineers for next-gen training & inference 534,Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!,1075,21278,2022-09-12 04:19:57,Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)! 409,Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport!,886,18077,2022-09-27 23:03:16,Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport! 2604,"SpaceX standard antenna production rises rapidly this year, so those with orders shouldn’t have to wait long. Note, Starlink can only support a limited number of users in an area, so best to order early.",1317,17601,2022-02-02 16:43:49,"SpaceX standard antenna production rises rapidly this year, so those with orders shouldn’t have to wait long.Note, Starlink can only support a limited number of users in an area, so best to order early." 154,Not as popular as I’d hoped (sigh),619,16678,2022-10-16 04:44:53,Not as popular as I’d hoped (sigh) 679,It is the fastest way to get between one downtown and another with known physics (and the Standard Model is proving quiet resilient)!,994,16501,2022-08-22 06:44:02,It is the fastest way to get between one downtown and another with known physics (and the Standard Model is proving quiet resilient)! 153,"Venn diagram intersection of those two audiences is pretty small, I guess",556,14724,2022-10-16 04:46:02,"Venn diagram intersection of those two audiences is pretty small, I guess" 517,"This says it all: “None of the members of the Stripe chat who spoke with me said that they accepted payment or agreed to speak to the firms about Zatko, and all said they wished to defend his credibility.”",833,11599,2022-09-13 17:55:46,"This says it all:“None of the members of the Stripe chat who spoke with me said that they accepted payment or agreed to speak to the firms about Zatko, and all said they wished to defend his credibility.”" 682,Funny how there are often simultaneous reactions saying “it’s impossible” and “it was already done 3000 years ago”,546,11373,2022-08-22 06:35:26,Funny how there are often simultaneous reactions saying “it’s impossible” and “it was already done 3000 years ago”