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Evening star., 1963-12-30
9raths

BAKER, AIARGARET ANN. On Fri-
meas HOSPITAL, Mrs. kIARGARET
Ann BAKER q l<zS You &. a.W.s DE-
voted vile Of Mr.. Oliver Baksr. Also
s1rviying are one sistsI. ie1r broth,
many friends. Remains resting al
The John 7. Rhines Co. Funeral
Home 3ol5 ldh g. ne. tample
parking facilifies)s where iriends may
cal after 4 pm wednesday, ganu-
iess Z VII be heId S ThaTsdSy. iyeH q January slr;
z, az y am the Rev. Z, W. Stevenson
0iticiating. Interment NatioIsal Har-
mony Memorial Park.
BARNES, BESSIE B. On Sunday, De-
eember y. 1888, BESSIE B. BARNES,
Barnes. mother Of Mrs. James i.
Hardy Of Alexandria, Va; grand
mother Of Alice Janise HARDY and
sister OF Mrs. W. Z. Rountree and
Mrs, j. c. Mathiess both q Ports
lev Of Roanoke, Va. Services viii Be-
held at GaWier's Chapel, Wisconsin
ave. a. Harrison st. NV, on Tuesday.
December 81 al $50 pm. (parkins
On premises). Intement Portsmouth,
BELL, FRANK. On Thursday. Decem-
Der 16s 1858, FRANK BELL Of lOoS
st., n.w-s beloved husband Of
Mrs. Georgia Anna Bell, father Of
Ean and Frank Bel, T.; brother Of
Foreman Bell and grandfather Of Earl
Bel, ir. Other relatives and friends
also survive. Remains resting with
l. Z. Murray & sons, l337 10th 81.
n.W.s where friends may call Mon
day from 70 10 pm. and where
funeral services will be held Tues
day, December 81, 1888, al p.m.
lnterment Lincoln Memorial Gene
B0PP, RUDOLPH ]. On Sunday, De.
soPP of aca Eiiasbets liza sSRo1Ra aT1 HaLeaS, !,
Va, beloved husband Of the late
Mary E; Bopp and father Of Mrs.
Margaret a. Remler, Mrs. Ruth
Marion sutton and Sarah Frances
B0pp. Friends are invited 10 cal
a the Bethesda-Chevy Chase Funeral
Home Of Robert A. Pumphrey, Be
thesda, Nd, where services will be
held on Tuesday, December 81, at
30 pm. lnterment ParklaWn Gene
terry.
JOSEPH EDWARD, Sud-
denly, on Sunday, December 1q.
1858, JOSEPH EDWARD BRAWNER
Of s50l Old Fort rd., beloved brother
Of Mrs. Florence Washington and
Mrs, Geneva Curtis. Notice Of fu-
neral later; Arrangements by the
Evening star., 1963-12-30

TEMPLE, ALICE E. On Sunday. De-
cember ~. 1858, at the Washington
Hospital Center, ALICE f. TEMPLE
Of 1853 VeTplanck place NV, beloved
Of william W, Temple Of Kensington.
Md, and grandmother Of William
Stewart and Stephen Montgomery
Temple. Friends may call at GawleT's
Chapel, Wisconsin ave. and Harrison
st. NV. parking on premises). Serv-
ices will be held at the Chevy Chase
Presbyterian Church, No. ] Chevy
Chase circle, on Tuesday, December
81, at pm. Intement Parklawn
Cemetery.
Evening star., 1963-12-30

day, December ~, 1853. at her
residence, 2o3 Taylor st. NV, MRS.
DRUSlLLA NJ. JACKSON, wife Of
Mt. Arthur jackson. She also is
seph +. and George W. johnson; two
daughters, Mrs. Ellen v. Best and
Mrs. Christabel J. Wells; six grand
children, nine great-grandchildren a
host Of other relatives and many
friends, Remains will be resting at
NV, after S pm. Monday, December
go, until ? am. Tuesday, December
81, after which remains will rest at
the Vermont Avenue Baptist Church,
vermont ave. and r st. NV, until
service time at ! pm, the Rev. c.
T.. Murray officiating. Interment Lin
Evening star., 1963-12-30

KUSACK, JOHN P. On Sunday, Decem-
Der y, 1858, JOHN P. KUSACK,
Kusack and father Of Margaret =.
Durand, Mary L. Donaldson and
Helen X. Spencer, Thomas and
George KuSack. he also is survived
by ten grandchildren. Notice Of fu-
neral later. Arran5 enleuts by Met
tingly funeral service.
Evening star., 1963-12-30

cem6er b. isss at wasSinsfoSs Va SieSss Hos. los
pital Center, SUSAN B. GII.LIONSi
wife Of the late. David l.. Gillionsl
mother Of Mrs. Sue Woodruff and
Mrs: Margaret Day. grandmother Of
Of Mrs. Elizabeth Higgins, Mrs Anna
Boyd, Mrs. Margaret Watkins and
Mrs. JeSsica Moss. Arrangements by
the Ives Funeral H0una
Evening star., 1963-12-30

ANNIE ". and JOHN
TO our beloved mother, ANNIE W.
HUGHSTON, who entered into eter-
nal rest, December 30, lq40, and our
devoted father. JOHN L. HUGHST0N,
who went home, December ~, 1850.
With every heart thrOb. comeS a
Evening star., 1963-12-30
LOVING CHILDREN, GRANDCHIL-
DREN, AND DEVOTED FRIEND.

HOWARD. REV. WILLIAM JAMES. In
memory OF our beloved father, the
REV. WILLIAM JAMES HOWARD,
that Stalwart servant Of God, who
went before his Maker thirty-eight
Gratefully remembering his teaching
and trying TO walk in his steps.
HIS LOVING DAUGHTERS.
Evening star., 1963-12-30

HARRIS, JAMES X. On December
~, 1858, JAMES K. HARRIS of
73l Nicholson st., HyattSville, Nd.
beloved husband of Jane K. Harris;
father of Sondra Corey of Indianapo-
Lis, Ind. He also is survived by two
friends may call at Gasch's Funeral
Home, 4I39 Baltimore ave-, Hyatts-
Vile, Md, where services will be
held on Tuesday, December 81, at
l:A5 pm. Interment Arlington Ma
tional Cemetery, 30
Evening star., 1963-12-30
FARRELL. MARGARET A. On Fridl

December ~, 1858, at Georgetown Uni.
Yersity Hospital, MARGARET A. FAR.
RELL Of 64s7 Hibbling ave, Spring.
field, Va, beloved mother of Mrs
Frank Hollis and sister of Annie Ho-
veil Of Philadelphia; Julia RubenStrunk
and Katherine Farrell, both Of Brook
lyn, N. Y. Friends may call at the
Murphy Funeral Home, 3524 Columbia
pike, Arlington, Va, where there will
be a recitation Of the Rosary at 7:3C
pm. Monday, December 90. Requiem
Mass to be offered at 10 am. Tues
day, December 81, at ST. Bernadette'i
Church, Springfield, Va. Intermeni
Cedar Hill Cemetery. 30
Evening star., 1963-12-30

lON VI SOAo loln 81. n.W.s ADJ. 8
Notice of funeral later. ARRANGEMENTS
by Jarvis.
YOUNG, GEORGE L. On Saturday, De-
SemRST S61fNr: 81 e; 20 Pss6odS ISS2i GEORGE [.
band of Mrs: Gertrude Young and
brother OF Mrs. Lucy Barnes ard
Rosie of Newark, n. J. Other reia-
tives and friends also survive. After
pm. Monday, December 30, friends
may call at the johnson & ,ienkins
Funeral Home, 4s0l Ga. ave. NV
Funeral services Tuesday at / 90 pm.
at the Church of God. 2030 Ga. ave.
NV, Elder S. L. Micna'tX Officiating
interment Arlington National Gene
terry.
YOUNG, MARGARET T. On Saturday,
December %, 1858 at d. c. General
Hospital, Washington, d. c., MAR
GARET 7. YOUNG, of ia Gibbons
ST., Alexandria, Va. She is survived
BY foster children, Mrs. Harriet /.
jenkins, Mrs. Bessie Jones, and Rob
ert T. Irwin. Friends may call at her
late residence after u noon, Tuesday,
December 81. Funeral services will
be held Wednesday, Janpary !, 1854,
at II noon, from Zion Baptist Church,
IA South Lee ST., Alexandria, Va,
Reverend William N. Thomas Official
ting. Interment Coleman's Cemetery,
Fairfax County, Va. Al
YOUNG, SAMUEL. On Sunday, Decem-
Der ~, 1858, SAMUEL YOUNG of 236
r st. ne. Notice Of funeral later. Ar
rangements by Jarvis.
Evening star., 1963-12-30

TEMPLE, RAGLAND. On Friday, De-
cember ~, 1858, RAGLAND TEMPLE
OF 1885 Que ST. NV. Notice Of funeral
later. Arrangements by Latney'S Fu-
neral Home, 1891 Ga. ave. NV.
Evening star., 1963-12-30

day, December rs, 1858, JOHN WAL
TER HINkEL Of 7lt Sligo ave, Sil.
Of Mary r. Hinkel; father Of John
Hinkel, Wheaton, Nd, and Miss
Marylin Tod Hinkel, Chevy Chase,
Nd, and another daughter, Mrs.
Howard Farkas, Adelphi, Nd, and
slN grandchildren. He is also sur
Washington, d. c. Friends are in
yited 70 call at HysOng's Funeral
Home, 1900 N 81. NV. Funeral
services will be held at Fort Myer
Chapel on Tuesday, December 81, at
tionsi III rsr,d1arY InseImen' Arlington ~ Na-
Evening star., 1963-12-30

MAINE. Sacred 70 the mem
ory OF my devoted brother, MAINE
HOWARD, who passed away thirteen
years ago today. December 30, 1880.
Dear Brother, miss you now.
Our hearts are sore,
As time goes by,
i miss YOU more.
Your loving smile, your gentle face,
No one can fill your vacant place.
DEVOTED SISTER. MRS. ELIZA.
Evening star., 1963-12-30

December 20, 1858, after a brief
illness Of heart attack at his home
at Bear Gully Lake, Goldenrod, Fla,
EDWARD N. JANSON, beloved hus-
band Of Anna Marguerite Janson,
ingtOn, d. c., and William N. jan
son Of Arlington, Va, and father Of
Lars Z. Janson Of Holm Hills, Alex
andria, Va; Mrs. John A. Buoy, ir.,
Of Orlando, Fla; Theodore Leonard
yanson and Mrs. Edwin ID. White of
GOldenr0d, Fla. Remains are resting
at the Guy Black Funeral Home in
Orlando, Fla, where funeral services
will be held In the First Baptist
Church at 10 am. Tuesday, Decem-
Der 81, with interment in Greenwood
Cemetery
Evening star., 1963-12-30
2 pm.
MCADAMS, MAE. On Friday,
har u 1oka NJ har rocidonc

Der 81. iSSs, al her & residence ddsi ee'rgh igIl
Connecticut ave. NV, MAE Nc
ADAMS, mother Of Donald Grant Nc
Adamsi sister of Judy Derby, st.
AIMS, Mo-: niece OF GOldie Barbie,
lone Matthias and Maurice Grant, all
of st. Louis, Mo. Friends may call
at Gawler's Chapel, Wisconsin ave.
at Harrison st. NV. parking on prem
lSes), after pm. MOntay. Services
pal Church, Connecticut ave. and
Bancroft pl. NV, on Tuesday. De-
cember 81, at 1870 am. Interment
Fort Lincoln Cemetery.
Evening star., 1963-05-26
BY JOSEPHINE LOWMAN
(ReRister and Tribune Sxnhicatal

NeA'sSA ~AA9 AAAgAAAg eSh0AGNtNl
The dictionary says that
"wasteneSs" means desola-
ton. Well, too much waist
ness" can make q woman
feel stranded This Is the
measurement, which most of
all, gives the figure q
matronly or a youthful ap-
pearance.
Most men and women are
assailed by a thickening
through the middle soon
after the age Of 35. This
may result from too many
pounds and poor posture, but
most important, from lax
stretched muscles. You can
snap these back into place
and in the process lose a few
inches from your waistline.
The waist measurement is
such an important one from
the standpoint of figure
beauty. I have often said In
this column that a woman
can carry quite a bit Of
weight in her hip measure
ment II she has a slim waist.
This measurement is i'm
portant for another reason
too. There's nothing like that
slim sleek feeling through
the waistline to make one
Evening star., 1963-05-26
WHY GROW OLD7 -.~.r......~w
Is MiddIe-Age Causing
YourMiddIe to Thicken?

feel youthful, and nothing
makes one feel more middle
aged than a tight belt.
Fortunately this is the easiest
measurement to reduce. Try
the following exercise.
Stand with your back to.
ward the wall, about an arms
length from the wall, feet
comfortably separated. Keep
your feet In place as you
twist to the right and try
to touch the fingers Of both
hands to the wall. Turn for
ward and continue, alternat-
ing left and right. II you
cannot touch the fingers of
both hands try at least to
touch with the hand nearest
to the wall.
-
u you would like to hove my free
leoflet on waist SHINING exercises,
send q Stomped, elf-oddrsssed
envelope with your request for leaf.
let No. s TO Josephine Lowmon in
core Of The Evening stor.
Evening star., 1963-05-26

AANNNA ASA 6OOONAA AVs
First stands the lofty Wash
ington, that noble great
immortal one,
The elder Adams next you
see,
jefferson makes the number
three.
Madison is the fourth you
know,
The fifth on the list Monroe.
The sixth and Adams comes
again,
With Jackson seventh in the
train.
Van Buren, eight falls in line,
Harrison makes the number
nine.
Tenth is Tyler in his turn,
Polk is eleven as we learn.
Twelfth is Taylor in rotation,
Fillmore thirteen in success
sion.
Fourteenth Pierce has been
selected,
Buchanan fifteenth is elected.
AS sixteenth Lincoln rules the
Nation,
johnson seventeenth fills his
station.
The eighteenth then is Grant
you know.
Nineteenth Hayes from Ohio.
Then comes another Buckeye
son, Garfield the loved
and martyred cne,
Though Cleveland comes as
Twenty-Five,
And Harrison as twenty
third.
When Cleveland once again
Is heard.
AS twenty-fifth Mckinley
great, who too has shared
the martyrs fate,
And though deepest grief is
felt. we hale the gallant
Roosevelt.
Evening star., 1963-05-26
Beginners
Art Lessons

Mrs. o. B. j., Silver Spring
My l3-year-old daughter
and I are interested in TAX
ing beginner" art lessons
this summer. Since I am en-
ployed during the day, we
must go in the evening.
Does anyone know where
we might go, at a nominal
fee. in the Silver Spring or
Northwest area, to pursue
this?
Thank you.
Evening star., 1963-05-26
WEE WOMEN
"What a salesman!
What'll we do with a
helicopter?"

at a time, spaced widely on
creased cooky tin. Bake at
400 degrees for IL minutes.
Remove from cooky sheet
Immediately and cool where
they will be very flat. I use
cake racks.
This is a large recipe but
they will keep for several
weeks II stored in an air.
tight tin.
Evening star., 1963-05-26
Crunchy Cookies
To Mrs. A. F. S., Arlington
From Mrs. L. E. F.,
SiLper Sprinn

From Mrs. L. EFF,
Silver Spring
This may not be the exact
recipe you are looking for but
this is my favorite coconut
cooky recipe-and they are
very crunchy. I have been
making them for many years.
Combine one cup butter
with l cup brown sugar and
l cup white sugar. Add one
can Of coconut or 2 cups not
packed, plus 2 cups Wheaties
or any flaky cereal. (Wheat-
les Bran with raisin flakes is
good0 Add two eggs.
In separate bowl combine
two cups sifted flour, tea
spoon soda, one-half teaspoon
baking powder, and one-half
teaspoon salt. Mix in with
butter mixture and add one
teaspoon vanilla.
These cookies spread, so
only drop a small teaspoonful
Evening star., 1963-05-26

Taft served four years good
and straight.
Mr.. Wilson makes twenty
eight.
Warren G. Harding, who was
elected last, excels them
all and makes twenty
nine.
Evening star., 1963-05-26
Here's How

Reoders' Clearing House is con-
Quoted ENTIRELY THROUGH THE
MAIL as q public service exchange
Of ideos between oreo readers. The
Star cannot accept phone coils per-
toinins to this column. All letters
must bear the writer's full name and
address. No advertising is printed.
Evening star., 1963-05-26

Business Luncheon
The zonta Club of WASH
ington will have a business
luncheon at the YWCA
Wednesday at 1890 pm.
President Dorothy Parks will
preside.
Evening star., 1963-05-26
READERS CLEARING HOUSE
The Presidents Speech of 1921
To Mrs. J. o. ~, Tdkoma Park
From Mrs. c. F. M, Annundule

-. The following is poem about the Presidents of
the United States which was requested through
RICH several months ago. dornot know the author,
but it's called "The Presidents Speech of 1921"
learned it in grade school many years ago and have
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23
Loose Talk And
Action Won't Help
People OF Birmingham

The one circumstance in the Birmingham
trouble has been the non-whte calm with which the
Negro citizens have continued their crusade. 1t
only when the state police and the bombers began
overt brutality that the large elements in the
munity revolted against unbearable conditions
This ought to be lesson for all citizens in
other parts of the nation. The Of Birmingham
Negroes in their fight for freedom and justice for
all Americans will not be aided by loose talk in NY
in Minneapolis St. Paul by either Negroes
whites.
Each community should continue to try to inn
prove relations between the and end any dis
elimination based race, but there should be the
same cool non-violent pressure evils which the
Martin Luther King forces have used in Brming
ham and elsewhere. In the North to a large degree
the law is the side of those who being dis
eliminated against account of race color creed
and officials must listen with attention to grievances
Of all citizens. There is hardly Northern Metropoli
tan city where there is not established communica-
ton between Negro and white leadership.
The best way to help the Negroes and whites
in the South who are fighting for human decency is
to send them funds to continue their crusades En-
gaging in arguments and fights in the Twin Cities
about what is occurring in Birmingham, offers no
constructive assistance to the men and women who
on the Birmingham firing line.
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23

dropped type line completely ruined the
sense of paragraph in last weeks column in which we were some
taking Washington reporter
article Senator Hubert H Humphrey.
misplaced although they only meaning
two paragraphs probably confused those entire article
this taking liberty repnng
this week hoping that this time it will be correct
a story byline May H. Minneapolis TRIBUNE
Moenho the
H Humphrey to job Mnnesoan Harry
eploye The demon investigating reporter Molenhoff related how
Humphrey
alleged mhandng govern
ment funds, while employed by the state.
MODenhofrs story Humphrey had
notified by either Minnesota
during employment
subject of Minnesota public examiners report"
Humphrey added that AID will
allegations its light
Mr. Schds rights fully protected
early examination to explain the circumstances"
nc TRIBUNE Washington bureau
staffer Moenhoff trying anent Humphreys interest
securing job for scd but do know he what
recognze namely
increasingly uniringy constituents
Humphreys great regard many
Mnnesoans especially the states business industrial
often gudgngy admit they the benecaes
economy peculiar ability get things
his home state in federal agencies
ability well that business
nation office instead
things opening agencies
and help for various projects their respective states
Humphrey a key spot
and much in demand all the nation that Minnesota daily
Washington
things this outstanding doing
We can't remember Clark Moenhof reporting the services
Humphreys people
Minnesota gets
spending.
Sometimes depth reporting concerned we that
Humphreys of the other daes
Of nation, n Minnesota press
say Minnesota papers stngy
printers very appar
daily What complaining
papers Washington
fully ehaustng possibilities figure
happens to be a Minnesotan.-Cecil Newman.
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23

counts. But the drama being en-
acted in Birmingham comes peril
ously close to crossing the dividing
line into the violence and extrem-
ism that he decries. Mass demon
strations that put little children
into the vanguard are an invita-
ton to big trouble that could easi-
ly get beyond the control of mod
crates of any color.
ut is an open question whether
the current disorders will streng-
then Boutwell, in his pleas for BIZ
racial cooperation or harden the
lines Of opposition. But it is a
truism that violence breeds VOL
ence, and the longer the mass DEM
onstrations go on the more diff
cult it may be to cultivate the
atmosphere of cooperation that is
the only ultimate solution"
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23

statement Of the matter and astonished that
the Pioneer Press, usually meticulous about such
matters should have given space to it, 1t is also
libel upon the pilot and upon the court. If there had
been anything in this pilots record to justify such
slanderous insinuatons it is exceedingly doubtful
that court would have been made of the
matter. It is even more doubtful that the court
would have upheld the fair employment commission
which ordered the pilot hired.
The pilot Mr.. Lloyd Jones refers to in these
slanderous terms is Captain Marion D. Green, who
flew muIt-engine bombers and cargo planes and
logged 5000 hours during nine years in the Air
Force He later worked as a pilot for the Michigan
Highway department. Aside from the fact that
Captain Green recently won Supreme Court de-
cision upholdng a Fair Employment Commission
order to a commercial airline to hire him a pilot
Mr. Lloyd Jones comments baseless, irrespon-
sible and probably Hbelous Captain Green obviously
is not bad pilot-not with 5000 hours Of logged
time in mult-engine air force planes. 1t seems
equally obvious that the calumny about showing up
"dsheveled and hungover' is something Mr.. Lloyd
Jones made up out of his own peculiar mind.
Mr.. Lloyd Jones position has been appearing in
the Sunday Pioneer Press for many months, and we
have always thought it percularly out of place
However, Sundays attack upon the Negro abandons
all decency, and completely out Of control It
talks about bad citizenship, relief loafing", the
need for "a more acute Of smell that will mpe
him to sack his own garbage and get it out of the
house..
1t talks of iIegidmacy, muggings, and purse
snatchings if they problems peculiar to the
Negro people 1t sneers at white people who cooper
ate with Negro leaders in dealing with the social
problems arising out of the Unemployment Of Ne
groes in the South and their migration to the metro
poitan centers.
Finally, Lloyd Jones suggests that northern sup
port for the civil rights Of Negroes based upon the
fact that under outmoded electoral college sys-
tenn the Negro vote in the states with huge cleo
toral votes rich prizes"
1t Is obvious that this man is beyond shame
But to the st. Paul PIONEER PRESS, for circulat-
ing this kind of Diadecrat poison, we say:
For shame"
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23
Exif Jim Crow
CoUrfroonnS

Courier journal, Louisville, Ky)
THE us. Supreme Courts unan-
imous ruling that racial segrega-
ton in any courtroom is unconsh-
tutional was not surprising. It
was foreshadowed in earlier rul-
ings.
Although the Supreme Courts
decision was not a revolutionary
one, in the sense that the 1854 de-
cision on school segregation was,
1t is nevertheless important. Rae
ial segregation in lower courts in
the South will not be ended over
night, but it will be increasingly
difficult for these courts to defend
this discriminatory custom. For
now, anyone who challenges It win
not have to carry his fight to the
nations highest court"
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23
Minnesota, Broadway
And The Drama

1t predictable that New York friends
would look down their at Minnesota's presump-
tons in the theatrical arts as represented by our
states sponsorship of the Tyrone Guthrie theater,
but we not sure that anybody in Minnesota
cares.
Mnnesotan lovers Of the classics and the drama
are not as disappointed as (for example) Time mag
azine is in the initial efforts Of our new theater
Mnnesotan lovers of the theater have long support
ed number of performing companies that probably
fall short Of New York standards, whatever they
may be.
We even support, we even applaud, all the
Broadway efforts that Broadway condescends to
send way
1t is worth noting that some Of the most in
have been worrying that theater-goers will ac-
cept the Tyrone Guthrie productions uncribcally
they have the Broadway experts. Their fears are
unfounded. We are tolerant (witness endurance
of the road-show offerings) but not uncriticaL
Time magazine has suggested that the Guthrie
Hamlet would close in two days on Broadway and
we do not doubt it. On the other hand, Broadway,
which literally coins money in Minneapolis and st.
Paul with some Of the oldest turkeys that any
ornithoogist ever had nightmare about, evidently
the value of keeping its products scarce on
this market Without the scarcity gimmick the kind
of birds Broadway flies to Minnesota couldn't sur
vive the ripe tomato season.
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23
Midsummer Madness
Comes Early This Year

few observations while on errands in
downtown Minneapolis In the door Of the Mime
apolis Public Library, poster giving winter hours.
On Third Street closed from Hennepin to Fifth
Av S. for the benefit of assorted diggers, dozers,
burrowers, probers and tampers) all intersecting
traffic signals operating at top efficiency and all
traffic dutifully obeying them obviously suspecting
police trap.
On Fourth Street, the only available entrance to
the library parking area bearing forbiddng DO
Not Enter" sign, the full of cars, and happy,
handsome policeman happily engaged in his favorite
literary activity. (You know writing tckets.)
St. Paul recorder., 1963-05-23
DRY POINTS
BY FRED GRAM

The psychiatrist who recon-
mends dunlting a patient in a toilet
bowl as good therapy" again
raises the ancient question Of who's
crazier, the keeper or the kept?
The Communist world is going
through a tearing controversy
over the meaning Of its prophets
dogmas. In this world Of fast time,
vast space and little substance,
even so eternal a verify as the
Gospel according to Marx seems
to explode into clouds Of hot air.
Harold Stassen, who has an
nonced that in response to public
demand he will allow his name to
appear in the presidential prim-
aries, has at least couple Of the
indispensable qualities Of the true
statesman: q ready nat ana q me
ly attuned ear.
Four ages Of Twentieth Century
Man: Early TCM, completely de-
feated by the complexities Of the
internal combustion engine Model
IT,. Early Middle TcM, thoroughly
mystified by radio. Late Middle
tom. appalled, and frightened by
electronic thinking machine. Late
TCM, Junior Grade, completely de-
feated by the complexities Of the
internal combustion engine (lawn
mower).