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Jessen's weekly., 1962-04-11
Society Barred
On Ichnbod Sh0,U

When staid Phinnshoro Worn-
ems club asks Bob Major to help
them stage fashion show. Bob
calls an old friend in New York S
garment district who promises to
send complete line of clothes on
"Ichabod and Me- Tuesday at 9
on KTVF, Channel Eleven.
Unfortunately, the line of clothes
is made up entirely of skinny
bathing suits.
Jessen's weekly., 1962-04-11

Half of the problems of the hu-
man race are due to lack of business
knowledge: knowledge of what is
their business and what is none of
their business.
Jessen's weekly., 1962-04-11
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Evening star., 1962-10-07

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The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12
Lay Teachers

AS we approach the end of the first semester it
might be appropriate to comment on a question which
concerns many parents - the presence of so many
lay teachers in our par0chial schools.
FOR SOME HIS MIGHT be the first time a child
of theirs has not had a Sister as a teacher.
The first point to make is that the lay teacher is
not a temporary substitute In the Catholic school. She
is not an emergency replacement to take care of one
class while Sisters teach the more important subjects.
THE A TEACHER is now a permanent part of
the Catholic school system and her role in the life of
the school will continue to grow. Indeed, according to
some predictions, by 1870 there may be more lay
teachers than religious in our schools.
Sometime ago, SIGN Magazine said in an editorial
that MANY educators have come to see that laymen
and religious, pooling their talents, make a stronger
faculty in a Catholic school than either group alone.
By daily contact with dedicated and competent lay
teachers, children come to know that learning and
teaching are not reserved to priests, Brothers and
Sisters"
NO NJ QUESTIONS the dedication of our lay
teachers because in many instances they make real
sacrifices by working for low salaries.
SOME PARENTS HOWEVER,, question the cOmpe-
tence of some lay teachers. Many times this is an UNI
fair judgement because 1t is based on the fact that an
individual child is not getting along. But on individual
occasions, it is true that the teaching level is not as
high as it should be.
The solution lies in the ALLEGATION of more money
for salaries. If we want the best in anything, we must
pay for it. And although it is admirable for some lay
men to work for less, they really should not be asked
to do so.
PARENTS ARE URGED to show understanding
for the lay teacher. Cooperation with her and increased
financial support of the parish will enable the best
lay teachers to teach in our schools.
This then is a plea for presenting understanding
and future planning. If the lay teacher is to be more
and more a part of our school system, on secondary as
well as primary levels, perhaps as SIGN wrote
Through the strange ways of Providence, the shortage
of religious teachers will help bring the laity back to
a realization of their full responsible membership
in the Church. "-GAF.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12
Editorials
Mass In English

Our columns have included many comments on
the possibility of the Mass in English, at least in part.
MANY PETITIONS HAVE been submitted to the
Central Preparatory Commission for the Second
Vatican Council to ask for this consideration.
A total of 922 persons signed such a petition from
st. Clare's parish, near Cincinnati, asking for the use
of English in the parts the Mass appropriate to vocal
recitation by the people. This represented 500 of the
adults in the parish, according to GUIDE which is
published by the Paulist Fathers.
The publication also gave the results of a survey
conducted by the CATHOLIC FREE PRESS of Wor-
c%ester, Mass, which asked if readers wanted to do
away with Latin entirely. The tabulation read: 1920
favored English; 1870 were opposed; and 1870
were undecided.
IT WILL BE INTERESTING to see what the Coun-
Gil does in the light of such movements throughout
the world. We may be sure that the Fathers at the
Council will give the views Of the faithful serious
consideration when it comes to deciding upon this
important matter because the Mass is, after all, the
center of our worship and the source of Catholic
life. -GAF
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12
Inquiry Corner
Does The Church
Have Opposite Opinions?
by Fir. Edward F. Healey

are devoted to their children
but they should seek advice.
The pastor, the confessor or
some religious superior leg.
like the one being considered
for entrance) should be con-
suited. Entrance is not per-
manent. If the girl is not real
ly called by God to that life
she will not stay long. If she
is, woe to the parents who
keep her away!
@. What is the obligation of
children or others NOT bound
10 fast on q day of partial abb
stinenee7
A. The principal obligation
is to abstain from meat ex-
cept at the one (fulD meal.
Not being bound to fast he
can eat between meals and
there are no restrictions lex
cept that of temperance on
the amount of food at any
meal. Partial abstinence is in
effect on Ember Wednesday
and Saturday and on the vigil
of PentecoSt. On days of COM
plete abstinence children (and
others not bound to fast) may
not eat meat at all, but there
is no other restriction on the
number or size of their meals.
These days are all Fridays,
Ash Wednesday and the vigil
of the Immaculate Conception
(Not Christmas this year be-
cause it falls on Sunday-the
vigil, that is).
Send questions to Father
Edward F. Healey. Inquiry
Corner, The Catholic Times,
Box 636, Columbus Is, Ohio.
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YET FOR EACH CURRENT

YET FOR EACH CURRENT
issue where my views might
seem to some to be extreme
these views are based on num-
erous authentic references
which support my position but
which the critics have not
studied and which at best
they assume to be without
validity.
These references are from
the reports and experiences
of men with many years in
government, in civilian life
and in the military in posi-
tons of direct contact with
this problem. | am still careful
to avoid making false implica-
tions.
In spite of these problems, |
am encouraged. My belief in
the American people remains
unchanged. There are now
many striving to be informed
where before there were few.
But / am discouraged too.
World events are going
against us more and more rap
idly. Internally we continue
the "co-existence" theme, per-
hitting free delivery of a
great volume of Communist
propaganda and access of
Communists to our classrooms.
The January report of Com
munist Detectives for 1861, in
retrospect, appears to have
been accurate and they have
made much progress. How
long can this go on without
losing hope for survival of all
we believe in?
MEANWHILE, WE ARE be-
Continued on Page 50
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list tactics" although I am
careful to avoid false implica-
tions.
Meanwhile I continually
remind myself that four
months ago | was unaware.
The problem is, people are UNI
informed. / have great conf
dence in the American peO-
pie. They just aren't aware.
/ must be more careful how |
say things!
Months pass. 1t is now De-
cember 1861. | have contin-
ued to read and study and TO
listen to experts such as
Skousen on many phases Of
the Communist problem. My
understanding has improved.
but | continue TO test this
understanding against my COM
mon sense and against my ex-
perience, but | am now an
extremist"
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12
TONGUE NJ CHEEK DEPT.
Caudy or Just Gay?

The Columbus Evening Newspaper in its lead on
Governor DiSalles Birthday celebration described the
banquet last Saturday as lone of the %gaudiest."
NOW IN WEBSTERS DICTIONARY 'gaudy'
means bright and snowy, but lacking in good taste"
Perhaps this news story which appeared several
hours before the event happened was meant to be an
editorial which some makeup man placed in the news
columns?
However $l00-aplate dinners seem TO be the
vogue with Senators Morton and Goldwater as the
attraction in other such events in Ohio.
NOW OF COURSE, at the Governors dinner,
President Kennedy did speak of Medical Care for the
Aged, which might have left a bad taste in some
mouths. Surely not in Catholic mouths since Papal
encyclcals endorsed such government sponsored pro-
grams before Mr.. Kennedy graduated from Harvard.
'Gaudy' did at one time mean luxurious but
this meaning is now obsolete - and far be it from
us to call a daily newspaper 'out of date
WE HOPE THE GOVERNOR had a hmm
=. Happy, THAT seems like a safe word TO use) Saith
Birthday-dcf
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12
EUeryman's Family
One Out OF One
Dies OF Something!
By Fir. John C.. Knott

"ifs"-if they had a boy, if
he did grow up, if he wanted
to go to college.
Both situations were SER
ious to the people involved,
however ridiculous they might
seem to an outsider, They are
not untypical of the frame of
mind people get into when
they stew over the future.
THEY CAN WORK up such
terrifying possibilities and
such insurmountable Difficult
ties in their life ahead that
they get frozen with fear. Or
they get so itchy with all the
scratchy anxieties about mon
ey, or health, or loss of job,
or no room in college, or fall
out, that life at the moment
is spoiled for them.
Part of the reason for this
fear and anxiety about the
future may be traced to the
scare techniques used by so
much advertising. Even the
Embarrassing drives for worthy
health causes are not blame.
less.
They proclaim in endless
spot commercials that two out
of five die of this disease. or
one out of four dies of some
thing else. Let's face reality
one out of one dies of some
thing-and let's get on with
the job of living!
The characteristic mark of
Mary and Christian Every
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She was an engaged
girl, and she was very
upset. Her fiance had
postponed the wedding
three times and she could
not understand why. He show
ed every sign of loving her
and wanting to marry her.
Yet, when the date began to
get close, he seemed to get
panicky.
HIS REASONS were under
standable. He was such a con-
scientious fellow about his
future responsibility as a hus-
band and potential father that
he had let his Imagination
roam far into the future.
In his minds eye, he saw
himself ten years later dying
a lingering death of cancer,
leaving behind his wife. no
money, and several young
children. His conclusion was
that he could not possibly do
this to any girl, let alone the
one he loved so much.
ANOTHER YOUNG couple,
two weeks before their mar
riage, had a very serious argu-
ment. They were projecting
their future and we're discuss
ing what college their first
boy would go to 20 years
hence. He was holding out for
his alma mater, and she want
ed Notre Dame. They ended
in violent disagreement about
what to do about a series of
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12

At this time of year we
celebrate the visit of the
Wise Men from the East.
In the West we revere the
deep wisdom of the East.
We admired the great Gandhi
as a statesman and moral
leader. He was no slick poll
tician, no rabble rouser or
clever opportunist. He was a
holy man and his holiness gave
to his leadership a quality of
rich, mellow wisdom.
PRIME MINISTER NEHRU
inherited Gandhi's mantle of
leadership. Many of us in the
West hoped he would prove
to be the moral heir as we'll
as the political successor to
the sanity Gandhi. In fact, we
tended to assume that some
of Gandhi's goodness had
brushed off on Nehru and a
Nehru myth began to form in
the West. Today that myth is
forever shattered. In his ra-
p%acious grab of Goa he stands
revealed as an international
%gangster.
CANDHI MAINTAINED
that the end never justifies
the means and that evil acts
inevitably spawn evil results.
Nehru boldfacedly boosted
that the speed of the
invasion proved that it was
right: "The very swiftness of
the end as also the very few
casualties on either side show
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man should be an air of secur-
ity. This is not founded on the
amount of money they have
or the house they own, or their
insurance policies, nice as
these things might be. The
word security comes from the
Latin phrase "Sine cura"-to
be without care" The only
way basically to be secure is
to trust in God.
ONLY He HAS CONTROL
of the future. Only He knows
what is going to happen to us,
and only He can really do
anything about it. He is a
great God and He is a good
God, and He does love each
one in a warm and personal
way. Or as st. Peter, using a
homelier phrase, says: "He
has a care for US"
The couple who has that
faith in the providence of a
loving Father is not anxious
about what is going to happen
to them or their children.
They work and they plan, and
they love, and they sacrifice.
MORE THAN a FEW times
they laugh because they see
the righteousness of their
puny efforts to plan for the
future, let alone control it.
= They put their little hands in
the great big hands of the
Father, and they walk along
safe and secure. They are not
worried about = whats for
Dessert"
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12
The Ydrdstick
Turn OF The Screw
Tn TV Commercials
by Msgr. George G. Higgins

i've. Their best efforts to In.
still in their children a proper
sense of values will be fruit.
less unless the advertising
profession re-examines and re-
forms its own code of ethics.
THE ADVERTISING profes.
sion could make a good start
in this direction by studying
a new book entitled Some
Ethical Problems of Modern
Advertising" (Gregorian Uni.
versity Press, (Rome, italy,.
The author of this pioneering
study, Father Thomas Garrett,
ST., of Scranton University.
doesn't deal specifically with
the subject of children's
Christmas commercials, but
he does lay down some gener-
al ethical norms which seem
to me to be directly applicable
to this problem.
The "most important conclu-
sion" of Father CARROTS
study reads as follows:
Truthful Informative adj
vertising is. of course, licit in
and of itself. Persuasive ad-
vertising, however, poses a
real problem since some of
the persuasive techniques used
are intended to bypass the in
tellect and reduce nationality,
and may, il successful, lead to
improvident actions. Tech
niques which are used with
such an intention. or are of
their nature calculated to pro-
Continued on page 81
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@. a friend Of mine Is fond
of saying that the Church has
opposite opinions in various
matters as he can show in
books he has seen, all with
the imprimaturl
A. The Church does not
have opinions! In the official
teaching of the Church Christ
speaks. When the Church
teaches infallibly las in the
decisions of General Councils
and infallible DEGREES of the
Pope) God speaks through the
Church Gas indicated by such
texts as Matthew 28:l6-20).
What your friend means. |
suppose, is that he can find
books written by Catholics in
which there are opposite
opinions. The imprimatur or
nihil obsfaf in a Catholic book
does not indicate that every-7
thing in the book is official
Catholic teaching. 1t means
that the book in question has
been reviewed by competent
critics appointed by the Bish-
OPP and that there has been
found nothing contrary 10 Tor
DANGEROUS TOY faith and
morals. In many fields there
are interpretations leg. more
or less strict which do not
conflict with the teaching of
the Church. Even in Catholic
commentaries on the Bible,
for example, there are bound
to be differences. The impri-
matur means that the editor or
commentator has submitted
the book to the authority of
the Church as representing
Christ. Catholics should not
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ed the correctness of the In
dian assessment of the Situa-
ton" Can one imagine Gandhi
saying that a robbery is justi-
fled as long as it is done
quickly and painlessly?
To make the picture slight
ly more repulsive, we read
that the Indian delegate at
the U.N., C. S. Jha fought the
Vests proposal in the Secur-
ity Council, for a cease-fire in
Goa. He told the Security
Council that India was deter
mined to grab Goa and take
the law into its own hands
"Charter or no Charter, Coun-
Gil or no Council.
NEHRUfS RiGHT-HAND
MAN, Krishna Menon, COM
pounded the felony by putting
on a scandalous exhibition of
bad manners when he arrived
in the United States to Eek
plain" the Goa grab. He flew
into a tantrum and spewed
abuse on an American news
reel reporter who asked him
a civil question as to whether
or not the invasion of Goa was
aggression.
In his Christmas message,
Pope John spoke of "the
peace of wise and upright
men,. For many months now,
we have been losing hope that
wise and upright men will en-
erge from the new nations of
Asia and Africa. The new ma
lions in the U.N. have shown
a time-serving ex p e diency
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1962-01-12

Over he Christmas
holidays l heard a num-
Der of parents complain
bitterly about the extern
Sive use that was made of
children's TV programs
during the e-Christmas sea-
son to persuade youngsters
of all ages that they simply
couldn't get along in life with
out this or that expensive toy.
/ don't watch television very
much, but / saw a sampling of
these children's Christmas
commercials, and / don't
blame the parents of young
children for being upset about
them. 1t seems to me that
their criticism of the adver-
Using profession is fully JUS
titled.
IT'S ONE THING for the
hidden persuaders" to try to
condition adults into believ-
ing that their happiness de-
ponds on whether or not they
possess this or that expensive
gadgct. Presumably adults
have managed over the years
to develop a certain amount of
sales resistance.
It's quite another matter,
however, for advertisers to
create a completely false
sense of values in impression
able children BY trying to
persuade them day after day
in the pref Christmas season,
through the medium of chill
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EuIJUI.
The time is April 1861.
1t has been a short time
since ! began to study
about Communism, what
its detectives are and its
influences in the world. ! have
read books by j. Edgar Hoov-
er, w. Cleon Skousen, Gen. A.
C. Wedemeyer. and ] have
heard talks by John Noble,
Robert Morris, Fred Schwarz
and others.
AS a result | am beginning
TO understand the facilitates
in my concepts of Commun-
ism and to realize in some de-
tail how a superbly organized
group called the Communist
Party operates to subvert us
through subtle means. | am
shocked at my previous naiv-
etc.
AN SHOCKED at the ex-
ter of Communist influence.
I read a report issued in JAN
uary 1861 describing the Com
munist detectives for the year.
some Of the items are already
accomplished. Some of them
add new meaning to my COM
prehenSion of the news. All
are plausible. | am alarmed!
How could | have not seen
these obvious things before? |
determine TO try to inform
others TO tell them what |
have learned, but many do
not understand me for they
have begun to hear of these
people who may be subver-
sive." A few of my friends &C
cuse me of, using "Commun-
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dren's TV shows, that they
ought to harass their parents
into buying them all sorts of
expensive toys. This makes
life extremely difficult for
fathers and mothers who are
trying desperately to make
ends meet and at the same
time are hoping against hope
to be able to instill in their
children a proper sense of
values.
THE EASY ANSWER to this
problem is to tell parents
that it is up to them to limit
the amount of time their chill
dren spend watching TV or to
remind them that they should
put their foot down and simp-
ly refuse to purchase the toys
and gadgets which their chill
dren ask for if they, the par
ents. feel they can't afford
them or that the children do
not need them.
This kind of advice comes
close to being cynical, espec-
tally when it is proffered by
the very hucksters who have
used every subtle trick in the
book to persuade children that
a particular toy is necessary
to their happiness and to mis-
lead them into believing that
their parents can really af-
ford to buy them whatever
they ask for.
/ am afraid that parents
can't do very much about this
problem on their own initial.
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read books dealing expressly
with religious subjects (edi-
tions of the Bible, doctrinal
or moral guidebooks, etc. I'M
less they have this divine seal
of approval. but they do not
directly represent the teach
ing of the Church.
@. My niece wants TO enter
a c~onfempIafive community
but her parents are opposed.
They are not wild about her
becoming a nun at all but they
insist that she should be a
teaching or nursing nun. What
can do TO change their
minds?
A. There may be very little
you can do but pray. Prejud-
ice of this kind is common
and it is deep-rooted. 1t is the
mistaken notion that teaching,
nursing, etc. are more prac-
teal than prayer. There must
be Martha as we'll as Mary
remember Christ's quiet re-
buke of Martha who was too
concerned with practical de-
tails?) but Mary has chosen
the better part. Remember the
effects of lives Of contempla-
tives such as st. Benedict, st.
Teresa, st. John the Cross and
st. Therese of Lisieux? Fur
Their, a ~contemplative is not
without practical effect upon
the world, as witness the Auto
biography of st. Therese and
the writings of men like Fa-
Their Thomas Merton The bas-
ic problem with these parents
land many many more) is
that they are not prepared to
let God have His way. Parents