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The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1962-05-24
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sassinate" his pet candidate
by quoting two of that candi-
dates staunchest supporters.
The Greenville daily we
quoted is the largest in that
entire area. The Lexington
paper we quoted is one of
Mississippi's oldest and best
known weeklies.
Both editors are prominent,
even nationally famous, often
quoted in the state press and
by wire services.
In fact, Thatcher Waits
now-defunct Jackson news
paper used to quote both of
these editors regularly in its
editorial and news columns,
as a matter of general in
terest.
But 10 and behold, sudden
ly it become damably unethi-
cal for this column to quote
these same two editors on
current issues Of statewide
interest.
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Editor Walt seems hurt be-
cause we did not quote his
own pro-Smith newspaper.
We should have done so, he
suggested, because THAT
would have been fair COM
ment."
But our idea was to offer
the views of prominent, es-
tablished editors. Thatcher
Walt until recently was with
a now-defunct Jackson news
paper. After it folded he went
to Florida and We don't know
where else.
Waits name is still in the
current issue of our Jackson
telephone directory, so OBJ
viously he isn't an establish
ed" editor in his present To-
cation. In. fact, we under
stand, the Greenwood editor
is living at Tchula. (Rather
~confusing.)
Gist Of Thatcher's abusive
TRADE is that we tried to as
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long without work.
| read the letter once and then
again. | thought about it and then |
thought about all the high ideals I've
always had about folks who get elected
to office in this country.
There're just two things I want to
know: Those enemies" up at Parch-
man. Who are they? Enemies of the
people? Enemies of our way of life?
A scheming bunch of traitors who
want to do away with freedom? Or are
they simply folks who didn't vote for
Ross Barnett?
The second question: Who is the
Governor pledged to serve? The peo-
pie of this state? Or the friends"
who worked awfully hard for me-?
Maybe I'm wrong. But my calen-
dar says the Governors race has been
Over for at least two years. By this
time the winner is the winner and the
loser is the loser. And it's pretty late
to fire and hire people on the way they
voted back then.
My Dad always said a man ought
to help his friends. But he didn't think
he owed them something that right
fully belonged to other folks.
There are over two million peo-
pie in this state. We are the men and
women and children the Governor
really owes a debt. A debt of service.
Loyal, honest service. This debt must
be paid.
To these two million Ross Barnett
owes more than he owes hose
friends" he wishes to keep employed.
We are the people he cannot afford to
let down. 1t is not a job at Parchman
that we seek. 1t is the good govern
ment" he promised us when he asked
for our vote.
Ross Barnett wanted to be Cover
nor of Mississippi. So much that he
carried a torn arm in a sling and
stumped every part of this state ask
ing for the job.
Well, it's his now. And friends and
foes must be only in the background.
All of Mississippi is his concern. In
these troubled times he has no other
choice.
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n. sTEEN
HEADS n FAMILY

Ten living children seventy
six grandchildren and sixteen
great grandchildren all of the
children living in Mississippi
but one is the proud record
Of Zacharias r. Steen, "a,
year old resident of this coun-
ty who lives near Durant.
Mr.. Steen was born in At
tala County near Kosciusko,
hes spent his entire life in
Mississippi, never having set
foot on an adjoining state.
He was born June 8, 1858,
and the last seven years
have been spent in Holmes
County, in the home Of his
daughter, Mrs. Lutte Harvey,
since the death Of his wife.
The children named by Mr..
Steen are Monroe Steen,
Greenville; Sam Steen, Itta-
bensa; Louis Steen, Attala
County; Morgan Steen also of
Kosciusko: Mrs. Hazel Over
street, Montgomery County;
Mrs. Eunice Oversetreet. Kos
ciusko: Mrs.. Ola Gibson,
Winona; Mrs. Idell Grice,
WihohA; Mrs. Lutte Harvey,
Duraht and the lone foreigner
Victor H. Steen Of Memphis,
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BPW CLUB MEETS
ON TUESDAY EVENING

Mrs. Sara Baine, president,
opened the meeting of t e
Tchula Business and Profess
sional Women's Club, Tues
day evening at Moore's Cafe
at 8 o'clock as she led the
reading of the club collect.
After a delicious supper
she presided at the business
session. Twelve members ans
wered the roll call.
Minutes of the previous
meeting were read and cor
rected. sl1f4t
Mrs. Irene Wade gave the
amount of more than two
hundred dollars collected for
the Cancer Fund.
All members were remind
ed to renew their member
ships and also to plan to at
tend the State Convention in
Greenville, June ITO.
Mrs. Minerva Clark, former
president of this club in a
most impressive ceremony in
stalled the following officers
for 1962-l963:
President, Mrs. Laverne
Moore; ~
First Vice President, Mrs.
Sara Baine;
Second Vice President, Mrs.
Tavia Bennett;
Third Vice President, Miss
Lorraine Norman;
Secretary, Miss Sula Ma
jure;
Treasurer, Mrs. Vivian
Love.
Mrs. Baine presented the
gavel to Mrs. Moore.
Miss Lorraine Norman on
behalf of the club presented
Mrs. Baine with a gold gavel
and guard chain for her presi
dents pin. sd !.
Mrs. Clark received an at
tractive gift from Mrs. Baine.
Mrs. Ellen Wooten and Mrs.
Clark were welcomed las
guests.
Hostesses were: Mrs. Irene
Wade, Mrs. Bernice Ables,
Mrs. Mary E. Shelton and
Mrs. Mai B. Melton.
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and chances slim for some
needed governmental reforms
. highways or education =
for which much time, money
and efforts were spent in max
ing recommendations - adop-
ton of reapportionment said
doubtful. Both houses met
Friday morning. For high
liohts, see last paragraph of
this report.
BILLS SIGNED BY GOV
FRNOR during week included
H 200, provide for raising tax
limit for school maintenance
- H 622, how supervisors of
counties can create economic
development districts - H
SGT, creating junior college
districts of Harrison, Stone,
George and Jackson counties
- H 1923. specify requirements
to label syrup - H 481, pro-
vide research program at
S~toneville H 718, cities
create trustees for manage
inert of cemeteries - S 1893.
authorize supervisors of GER
tom counties employ depu-
ties S 1880, provided for
appointment of assistant
county superintendent of ed
ucation - S 1903, exclude
from city sales tax manufac-
turing machinery costing over
$4,000 - S 1885, authorize
municipal school districts to
transport pupils - S 1897,
outline requirements for ope-
rating drug store - H 81,
establish ground and proce-
dure for annulment of mar
Continued on Page Severn
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in praise of Rep. Jamie Whit
ten? None that We have seen.
Sensational charges and
name-callings have always
been part of the game in
Mississippi's rough-and-tum-
bic politics. Far from being
wounded by the Greenwood
barrage, We are flattered that
we have become a campaign
issue, although this scribe
runs with no ''pack' and
wears no mans political col
lar"
We have no hard feelings
against our Greenwood "as-
sassin." We rate him as a
bright chap and a good news
paper man. He did a nice job
with the old State Times
here and we predict a sue
cessful career for Thatcher
Walt as editor of the Green
wood Commonwealth.
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This Newspaper Not Toking Sides /.

For the record, this news
paper is not taking sides in
the Smith Written race, al
though its news pages give
space to both candidates, i'm
partially. Nobody in the up
state race has been called
ugly names at this end of
the line.
On the other hand, That
cher Waits Greenwood paper
is markedly biased in its edi-
torial stand. His attitude
seems to be that all honor,
virtue and decency rests with
his pet candidate = while the
opposition is vicious, crooked,
depraved, constituencies, etc.
Our column which prompt
ed Brer Waits angry attack
offered praise and favorable
arguments for each candi-
date. How much editorial
space has Waits paper given
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unon, opening Monday, Nav
z7th, and closing not later
than August 18th. giving two
6 weeks periods of games, us
ing all home. talent PLAYERS.
Uniform from the school have
been offered the PLAYERS. Each
team will post a $1,000 mem
bership fee, $500 will revert
to the team at the close Of
the season, $500 will be re-
tanned zfor the purchase Of a
pehnaM for the league win
mi.
Home teams are to receive
so per cent Of the gross gate
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Smith vs.. Written
Co|umnisi Ethridge Replies To
Editor Walt
Editor Walt

Editors Note: In this space last week we pub
lished a guest editorial written by Thatcher Walt of
Tchula, the new editor of the Greenwood Common
wealth, in which Editor Walt took to task Tom Eth
ridge, columnist and editorial writer for The Clarion
Ledger for his comment on the Smith Written cam
paign. Mr.. Ethridge's reply, printed in his mississippi
Notebook column Thursday, May II, is reproduced
herewith in fairness to Mr.. Ethridge. (This newspaper
always tries to present both sides.)
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VOCATIONAL p
AT ROTARY

j. F. Williams, program
chairman presented a unique
prn0ram at the Rotary Lun-
cheon Fridav when the club
me- at the Lexington Hotel.
Vocational discussions wera
reversed when Nick Walker
talked on George Patferson's
retsil groceries and Patterson
talked on Walkers profession,
associate professor OF public
schools.
The discussions were very
interesting.
Will Wilson and David
Miles also reversed their top
les, of life insurance and cot
ton growing, causing many
LAUGHS.
Ensign John H. Kier. Jr.
was a visitor at the meeting.
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Charles SuIIivon-

Continued from Page One)
group that their choice of a
vocation was more difficult
today than twenty years ago
when this ration was faced
with World War II.
eff l were a graduate" Sui
Ivan said, 81 would dedicate
myself to the greatness of
Mississippi = a Mississippian
can do anything he or she
wants to-"
Mr.. Sullivan told the gra-
duates that survival of civili-
cation is even more demand
ing today therefore each
must strive to do his best.
Life once lived is final and
becomes history always do
your best" he said.
"Todays graduates are cha1-
lenged to continue the pro-
gress of Mississippi which has
already begun by indivi-
dual greatness" he added.
The speaker emphasized
this nation should, more than
ever before. turn to God.
Goodness. principle, decency
and morality are the most inn
portant assets one can pos
sess." he concluded.
Mr.. Sullivan was intro
duced bv Thatcher Walt, edi-
tor of the Greenwood Com
monwealth, and a graduate of
Tchula High School.
Awords Presented
Immediately following the
address. awards were present.
ed by various heads of orga-
nizations as follows:
PTA Award, Most Out
standing Senior Girl and Boy"
Shirley Shelton and Sam
Hutton. Jr., presented by
Mrs. j. A. Braswell, presi-
dert.
RPW "Code of Ethics" a.
ward, went to Marv Lou
Jones and Sam Hutton, Jr.,
presented by Mrs. CASTOR
Grantham.
American Legion awards,
Pettv Sue Killebrew and Sam
Hutton. Jr., presented by Les
ter Lvon.
Criscn Home Economics a.
ward. Billie Fave Knox. pre-
bv Mr.. Huddleston.
OAR American History a.
ward. 9th Grade. Elizabeth
with an average of
%.
Farm Bureau award, Marv
OH Jones and Chester Earl
Poker. presented by Mr.. Hud-
dleston.
Eighth Grade
The twentyn'ne eighth
students who received
crrtificates were:
Cheryl Sanford, Martha Vir-
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Ae9Mle1lue Bulletin

During the goth week SEES
sion Legislature gave indi-
cations it is determined to
call it quits for 1862 regular
session at end of coming
week talk centers around
going home on May rs, with
sine die adjournment coming
Saturday, June End,
this would give clerks time
to prepare bills passed in
final weeks FLOOD of mea-
sures" for governors accept
ance or rejection by second
- through Saturday Of this
week, total appropriations ap-
proved by House had reached
almost $3.50 million, with re-
manning appropriations OF
recommended $287 million
budget to be brought out
early next week. Looks as if
there will be no major new
taxes, no raises for teachers
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PROCLAMATION

WHEREAS, the general
health and welfare of our citi-
zens depend upon wholesome
surroundings arising from
good clean living conditions,
and
WHEREAS, the lives and
property Of our people are en-
dangered by fire and acct
dents caused by Uttered and
cluttered conditions in the
homes, factories, places of
public assembly, alleys and
streets, and
WHEREAS, "a clean and
beautiful community is a
proud and prosperous one,
and
WHEREAS, unity of effort
is required for future develop
ment of our community.
THEREFORE, 1. T. F. Woo
ten. Mayor of the Town of
Tchula. do hereby designate
May 27-June 3 inclusive as
Cleanup. Paint-Up, Fix-Up
week" and most respectfully
call upon all departments of
this town., its commercial or
CARNATIONS, civic clubs,
schools, churches boys and
girls clubs, and all other as
sociations and our people in
general to take an active part
in this constructive program
of community Improvement
to assure its success.
This the 14th day of May,
1862.
T. F. WOOTEN,
Mayor Of the Town
of Tchula
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ginia Long, Shirley Threat,
Tommy Howard Braswell,
Mary Ellen Martin, Wyatt
Gwin, Bobby Euell Bell, Shir-
lev Liberto, Paul Howard
W;nstead, Audrey Ann Bow
lin, Terri Lynn Walker, Gene
Barrett, Norma Ann Clark,
Oliver Nixon Harris, Betty
Ann Liherto. Ronny Keith
Baughn, Mary Ellen Wooten,
Marsha Jeannine Ray, Tom
my Guess, Dianna Ferrell,
barbara Jean Archer, Billy
Johnson, Linda Shanks, Ho-
mer Leo Knox, Jr., Peggy
Joyce Killebrew, Marian Eli
zabeth Matthias and James
Rogers Compton.
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MUSICAL TEA

On Friday evening the
home of Mrs. w. w. Woody
was the scene of q lovely par
ty when Miss Sara Ellen
Jones and Ouida Woody en-
tertained those who took part
in their piano recital.
The living room was most
attractive with bowls Of pink
roses. In the dining room a
patriotic motif was used, as
the table was draped in a
hsndsosfle white linen cloth
and centefe4 with 4 bowl of
red roses and blue ragged
rob rs nsnked BY lighted
white tApeys.
A Clef symbol centered the
buffet table holding refresh
merits for the post-inusical
supper. Those enjoying the
buffet supper were Misses
Minnie Byrd LOckhart. Fran
res Boyd. MARY Waterer,
Georeehe Crow. Mamie Myr-
tie Hearn, Ann Elizabeth
Jones, Sara Emma MeAllis-
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TCHULA JUNIOR GARDEN
CLUB HOLDS MEETING

B Brenda Wade, president,
presided at the regular meet
ing of the Tchula Junior Gar
den Club on Monday, May IA
at the school.
Mrs. N. B. Parrish, Jr.,
chairman spoke on "Anti-
Litter" and all members sign
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1962-05-24
EDDIE MALLOY RETURNS
TO LOCAL POWER OFFICE

Eddie Malloy of Mississippi
Power and Light Company
has returned to the Lexington
office from Durant, following
a transfer there a few
months ago.
Many Lexington friend
welcome Eddie back home
where he has served as serv-
ice department foreman for
several years.
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Dh Rfkstkn1oM NAMED
PNkxf bALE LEAGUE

Dr.. \. II. StkeA&fss0fa was
named president of a new or
ganization formed Monday
night at Goodman. A baseball
league was organized com
posed u seven towns, Pfckens
Goodman, McAdaihs, Sails,
Dutdnt Fchula and licking
ton.
The. program was mapped
out at 4 meeting III Sails,
With al comrnuntties showing
much enthusiasm.
a split season was agreed
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1962-05-24

Ter, Bertha Allen, Mr.. and
Mrs. Huddleston and Billy
and Herbert Hodges Of Green
wood.
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receipts, the remaining 40 per
cent goes to the league.
Umpires and officials of the
league are under the league
president and responsible to
him.
A great baseball season lies
ahead.
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The Lexington Advertiser
Thursday, May "a, 1862

HAZEL BRANNON SMITH QMrs. Walter d. dtsr and Publisher
abhsh in 1887 = Published Every Thursday = Subscription rates: Any
where in Holmes County $500 per year Outside Holmes County $3.50 pr year.
Entered IS second class matter at the Post Office at Lexington, Mississippi
The Lexington advertiser. [volume] (Lexington, Miss.) 1904-1985, 1962-05-24
Through The Years

Items OF interest from the past taken from our file
OF The Lexington Advertiser and The Durant News.
By Ruth B. Flower
TWENTY YEARS AGO
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1962-11-16
IS Attend Church
Workers. Classes

S.Xty-five persons attended the
series of three coaching con-
ferences following How to teach
a Unit, held during the past
week for church school teachers
and workers in Farmville Dis
tlict Methodist churches.
Under the guidance of Mrs.
Malcolm l.. Yaple district d.
rector of Chldren's Work. Of
keySville. sessions were held in
Blackstone, Chase City, and
Farmville.
Leaders included: Nursery
Home visitor, Mrs. w. L. Asher.
OF Amelia: Mrs. G. L. Sheldon
kindergarten; Mrs. w. " Chi,es
primary: and Mrs. R. B. Burn
cite Junior. The last three are
Keysville residents.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1962-11-16
Kenbridge Civic, Business Leader
Heads Regional Heart Fund Drive

W. Roland Walker. Of Ken
bridge, has been appointed 1858
Heart Fund Regional Campaign
Chairman in this section Of the
state. The appointment va s
made BY Richard n. C. Taylor.
. Richmond attorney. who il
State Heart Fund c a m p aig n
Chairman. The state is divided
into five regions.
Walker viii assist in all activi-
ties connected with fund raising
In the nom Chapter areas Of his
region. including the appoint
ment Of county chairmen.
Included in his region are the
counties of Buckingham, Apo
mattox. Cumberland, Prince Ed
ward. Charlotte, Powhatan and
Amelia.
The new chairman is presi-
dent Of Kenbridge Construction
Company. Inc, K bri d 6 e
Manufacturing and Supply Com
pany. Inc, and Walker Clarke.
Inc. all of Kenbridge. Mr.. Wal
ker is District Lay Leader Of
the Methodist Church and past
chairman Of the board Of trus-
tees Of the Virginia Methodist
Children'S Home. '' - '''-'' '-
He is chairman Of the Lunen-
burg County Public Welfare and
Of the Lunenburg County Plan
ming Commission, past chairman
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1962-11-16
Old Abilene

Nov. l2-The second quarterly
conference Of Prince Edward
charge will be held at Mount
Pleasant Church, Nov. q, at
7:30 pm.
There will be a turkey sup
per, sponsored by the Abilene
Community Club. Nov. q, start
ing at S pm. at the Abilene
center. Tickets are on sale.
Proceeds will go to improve
ment of building.
Mrs. Nobel Fowler was a guest
of Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Davis
last week.
Mrs. Mamie Chappell. Miss
Belle Chappell, Miss Halle Nc
Craw. Mrs. Suzie Hillsman and
Miss Mary Ward spent the week
end in Covington with Mr.. and
Mrs. Jesse Ward and daughter,
Barbara.
Meredie Chappen went back to
school on Thursday after being
sick several days with flu. His
sister, Gray, is sick at this time
Mrs. Lizzie Slayton has also
been sick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Read McGehee,
of Petersburg, visited his uncle
and aunt, the McGehees, Satur-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Webb
and son, Robert Bell. of Rich
mond, visited Mr.. and Mrs.
Meredith Chappen, Sunday.
Miss Peggy Chappell, Of Rich
mond. and Miss Betty Chappell,
Of Longwood College. spent the
week end with their parents, Mr..
and Mrs. J. w. Chappeu.
Mrs. Garland Clark attended a
meeting in Blackstone Thursday.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1962-11-16
Closing Dates
Old Belt Markets
Are Announced

Last week on the Old Belt
flue-cured tobacco markets, av-
erage prices were generally un-
changed to a little lower when
compared with the previous
week. Quality of offerings show
ed very little change reports the
Federal-State Market News
Service.
Deliveries to markets were not
as heavy. as the 1862 marketing
season is fast drawing to an
end. Because of lower prices re-
ceipts of the Sterilization Cor
poration increased. Lawrence
vile has set their closing for the
season November 16 and Pc
tersburg. November 81.
For the week ending Novem-
Der 8. gross sales totaled 30, O62,-
$50 pounds for an average of
$61.73 per hundred. The average
was 48 cents under the season
high Of a week ago. Sales for
the season were placed at 258.-
1850 pounds averaging $6O.76.
Sales by states follow:
Virginia 17,116.418 pounds,
$63.O5 average; North Carolina
-l2,946. ia pounds, $59.97 aver
age.
Declines in grade averages
were 81 to s. per hundred:
however, large number of
grades showed gains ranging
from 81 to S.. Increases were
chiefly for leaf. Principal mar
ketings were low to good leaf,
low smoking leaf, fair Tugs and
low cutters.
Receipts of the Sterilization
Corporation this week increased
to around % per cent of gross
sales. Season deliveries stand at
little over % per cent. The
support level for all tobacco Of
fered this week in this belt. re.
CARELESS of whether placed un-
der loan or not, averaged $50 sc
per hundred. For the season the
support level has averaged
$58.16.
Sales were suspended Monday
Nov. II. in order to observe Vet
Grams Day.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1962-11-16
New Hope Club
Studies MOlding

Plastic Molding. the demon
stration for the month held the
attention of the New Hope Home
from beginning to end, during
its recent meeting.
Mold.rg is done by using one
part water to two parts powder
measured to the mold. It's done
very quickly and is of little cost.
The demonstration was given
at the home of Mrs. Carrie Ev-
ans. Rt. 3. FarmWille.
If you desire further infornla-
ton concerning Plastic Mold
ing you may contact your Lo-
cal Home Agent" Miss Mary
L. Moody. the agent reports.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1962-11-16
Revival Postponed
At Hatcher Baptist

The revival Sc rvices at Hat
cher Baptist Church in Trent's
Mill, scheduled for the week Of
Nov. l2-17 has been postponed
to the week OF Nov. 1924, due to
the illness Of the guest minister,
the Rev. Marsh Banks, of
Athens, Tenn. announced S. F..
Friend, pastor Of the church.
The Adak sun., 1962-11-12
rL'Ir' -
VI lOi. I--so


Doc: "The pain in your leg is caused
by old age"
Patient: "Old age nothing; the other
legs the same age and it does't hurt!
"They say brunettes have sweeter dis
posi- ions than redheads."
THAT'S lot Of hooey. NY wi fe's
been both and can't see any differ
ence."
Drunk Ito uni formed bys tander}; "S1ay,
call me a cab, will Ylh2"
Uni formed bystander: My good man,
am not doorman. I'm in the Navy"
Drunk: alright, Call me boat, I've
got to GET home"
Woman (on telephone }: MS my husband
at the club?"
MOO: mo, ma am."
Woman: "But 7 haven't told you who
ami"
hipster Va king in San Francisco
at the time of slight earthquake
turned to his girl and said, IVAN,
this town really moves!"
And then there was the woman who
said to her husband, "Be an angel
and let me drive"
He did, and he is.
Overheard in girls dorm: "Men
fall into three categories. the
rich, the handsome and the ma jority!"
Mfl1:M0PEcs cg.r~::~eT-
jrems e.aaues ae9e~ esnas- Gs%ss~&45 81
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The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23

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