davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Minneapolis spokesman., 1962-11-02

for two touch Fran TarkentOn
downs and showed speed in run
ming for a third. Tom scored twice
on passes and cracked over from
the one on another.
This was an afternoon that Fran
Tarkenton did not have to scram-
BILE for his life. His offensive line
was superb and the defensive line
performed admirably.
The October 29th issue of Sports
Illustrated Magazine has a fine
cover story on the Viking quarter
back.
Minneapolis spokesman., 1962-11-02

Down in Florida the powerful
Rattlers of Florida A & M streng-
thened their grip on first place in
the Associated Press weekly small
college football poll. The fleet
Rattlers defeated Tennessee A &
I, 200 for their fifth straight VIC
tory.
Minneapolis spokesman., 1962-11-02
Robinson, 174.

Robinson, 174.
Individual High Series: Lauretta
Moore, 496; Atha Young, 463 and
Virginia Robinson, 44S.
Minneapolis spokesman., 1962-11-02

JOBS ore up 265, 900 under Governor Ander-
sens "iobs and PuyroIIs" drive. Per eaPita in
come is up 3.5 per cent twice the national aver
ose increase. Positive climate is established for
business and industry.
HIGHWAYS are being built. Under Governor
Andersen, the hishwuy department has received
positive, firm direction. Costs have been eUf by
$500 900. Because careful management created
mufehins funds, sfute received an extra $50
million from the Federal Government for compile
fion Of record-setfins projects.
LAW ENFORCEMENT Is fur, impartial. In Cow
ernor Andersen's words: I'VE ore q people who
live by the lows that govern To defy them Is
fhe most serious breach Of responsibility by a
citizen q public servont and should never be
eondoned."
Minneapolis spokesman., 1962-11-02

as Committee 49,. e"~
Evening star., 1962-04-04

She Is now vice president
and secretary, and another
brother is treasurer.
Brought up with a love Of
gems, Miss Cooper was wear
ing several interesting pieces
of jewelry when she was in
terviewed yesterday.
Complementing her dress
Of soft green, with a mus
tard-gold coat. were a string
Of amber beads (Which re-
minded her Of the supersti-
ton that wearing amber will
cure diseases of the throat;
agate brooch and earrings,
and a green garnet ring.
Another ring she designed
for her little finger featured
a golden zircon, set in a semi
circle of diamonds-the lat
ter arranged on the outside
to protect the zircon, a much
softer stone, she noted.
A Favorite
One of her favorites was
her pin Of quartz, carved in
the shape Of a leaf with a
gold spider on top which
had a diamond in the spiders
clutches.
The stone, she explained,
was the gift Of a South
Evening star., 1962-04-04
By JEAN SPRAN WILSON

Associated Press Fashion Writer
PHILADELPHIA, April 4.
Three well-known fashion
designers who met yesterday
to discuss what makes a
best dressed woman" decided
that, whatever it is, Jac-
queline Kennedy doesn't have
it.
The First Lady who has
twice led the Worlds Best
Dressed Lists could learn a
lot about being truly elegant
from her sister, Princess Lee
Radziwill, John Moore told
women attending the third
annual Fashion Forum.
College Is Sponsor
The Forum was sponsored
by the Philadelphia Museum
College of Art.
Princess Radziwill is al
ways immaculate. She fire.
quents French dress houses
and her clothes are we'll
lined. They hang beauti-
fully" Mr.. Moore praised.
Her hair is flatteringly
styled for her face and her
shoes suit her legs"
But about Mrs. Kennedy,
Mr.. Moore said:
Forget Preference
Her clothes are ill-fitted.
In photographs 1 have seen
they are pulled and twisted,
which would not happen if
they fitted her figure prop
erly. Her skirts are much too
short, her feet are too big for
that type of shoe, and she
has a big face, far too much
hair"
Clare Potter. a veteran
fashion designer. added: II
agree"
Kenneth Lane, shoe de-
signer for Christian Dior,
Evening star., 1962-04-04
Diamonds, Gems Are This
Girls Full in1e Friends
BY FRANCES LIDE
Star staff Writer

When Elaine Cooper says
that a diamond is q girls
best friend, she's prepared to
back up the statement with
some hard facts.
To begin with, she pointed
out, the diamond is q very
hard stone.
Its durable, rare, beauti-
ful-and very special because
it's so valuable" licked off
the Philadelphia jeweler who
came to Washington for the
28th annual conclave Of the
American Gem Society hold
ing a three-day meeting at
the Shoreham Hotel.
Symbolism
The diamond also lends IT.
self to the type of symbolism
which adds to the fascination
of gems.
Miss Cooper confided that
her own dream for the time
when I find my man" is that
she and her fiance will share
a diamond crystal between
them as a symbol Of their
troth.
When a diamond crystal is
cleaved, one portion is al
ways larger than the other
she pointed out. $50 the one
who has the most money
should give the larger por-
ton to the other!"
A third generation member
Of a family of jewelers.. Miss
Cooper was the seventh wom-
an in the world to receive the
American Gem Society's COW
eted title Of Certified Gem
ologist" and is regarded by
her colleagues as tops in the
field.
She is one Of two women
on the Society's Board Of
Directors and was an in
structor at a work session
on colored stones held yes
terday.
The society was founded,
she explained, to establish
standards among gemologists
and thus to protect the
public.
"A "diamondscope", similar
to a miScroScope, is one of
the instruments it has de-
veloped to examine stones
and to show prospective Gus
toners why one gem is Supe-
rior to another.
How SuceSStul the organi-
zation has been in winning
the public'S confidence, she
said, was attested by her own
family's experience in con-
tinuing her fathers firm, F.
j. Cooper, Inc, Of Phila-
delphia, after his death in
1941.
Our association with the
society enabled the younger
generation to carry on his
business and eventually to
make his dream come true of
m owing it to Chestnut
street." she declared.
The oldest Of the six chill
dren. Miss Cooper, herself.
served as president of the
firm for a time while she
was still in her 20s, before
her youngest brother was
qualified to take over.
Evening star., 1962-04-04
Miss Bradford Is Engaged

Miss Bradford Is In her
senior year at Longwood Col
lege, Farmville, Va. She made
her debut in Lynchburg in
1858.
Mr.. Harrington is q senior
at American University.
A July wedding Is planned.
Evening star., 1962-04-04
Installation
At Luncheon

The Woman's Club of Falls
Church will meet for lunch
con at noon tomorrow at
Evans Farm Inn. The pur-
pose of the luncheon is to
welcome the clubs 20 new
members. Luncheon is to be
followed by the installation
of officers.
Luncheon chairman is Mrs.
John D. Neely and cochair-
man is Mrs. j. E. Stevens.
Evening star., 1962-04-04
JocqueIine Kennedy's
Appearance Criticized

conceded that the First Lady
has done a great deal for
fashion and, indeed, thought
she dressed well. But he be-
lieved she should forget some
of her own style preferences
(such as short skirts) and
bow to pubIlc preferences
while she is the Presidents
wife.
The lone dissenter on the
four-member panel was Tina
Lesser. 81 don't think our
First Lady should be criti-
cized," she said.
Evening star., 1962-04-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Vincent
Bradford Of Lynchburg. Va.
announce the engagement Of
their daughter Eleanor Ann
to Mr.. Harold William Far
rington, jr., son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harrington of Arlington.
Evening star., 1962-04-04
Star Staff Photo

African diamond cutter she
met during a six-week tour
of seven African countries
last summer.
Her itinerary ranged from
the gold mines of Johannes
burg and the famous dia-
mond mines Of Kimberley to
Sierra Leone where she
pointed out that a new source
of diamonds recently has
been found.
In fact, it was her ad-
miration for a pear-shaped,
80 carat flawless diamond Of
a very rare blue tint found in
Sierra Leone that prompted
her to make the trip in the
first place.
Evening star., 1962-04-04
ToHonor
Mrs. AbeIIo

Mrs. Emilio Abello, wife Of
the new Ambassador of the
Philippines, will be honored
at a luncheon at 1890 pm.
tomorrow at the Kenwood
Country Club.
The luncheon will be given
by friends of the Philippines.
Mrs. Clarence Milton Fisher
is luncheon chairman. Also
expected to attend is Mrs.
Homer Ferguson, wife of the
former United States AM
bassador to the Philippines.
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
- H
 Style Show Set


 Latest fashion giII be display ed by Maz2ene Dress Shop 5n the Village Shopping Gentes soldotna. from 5 to I pm. eH Saturday, March 3.
 The show will begin ia Mar vene's with the models eontlaIH ing On into the Village Inn tn 8he Lounge and the Golontal Room. Refreshments of coffee tea and cake vii be served and all women in the area are invited to attend.
 4 nightie of your choice wit be given as a special door prize during the eVent, the manager of the shop has announced
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
Local Commercial Fis hing Interests Many Tourists

Commercial fisheries as q tour- isE attraction are being stressed for the City Of Kenai in connec- tion with various other tourist development Retentiais. Frances TeHkflsen, city clerk Is chairman of the committee investigating possibilities of this particular project
 tsOne of the most outstanding tourist attractions in the State is the commercial fishing for the salmon on Cook Inlet, says Mrs. ToIlilsen.
 People coming from the South 49 and also AIaskans from inland want to observe commercial fish= ern1en in action. There is no bet ter entertainment 4o be had any where and the price of admission is a drive through the most beau= tifuI paul of the State-the kenai Peninsula There are, hoWevdr, no facilities expressly for this purpose" " she added.
 A road used by fhe Army dur ing construction of its sewage disposal line has provided direct access to the Inlet in the vicinity of commercial fishing sites. From this site, which is atop sixty foot ea1ba4kment. it $ possible C look directly down on thHee on foa4 fish sites which stretch along the shore line a distance ef a mile CT more.
 There is no camping space, no facilities for the convenience ef Che tourist, yet tourists, estim- ated b number 1 ,050 each season fIeek to this vantage point.
 These commercial fish sites eS- is6 for 40 miles along the shore of Cook Inlet. Fiaom Kenai. north for distance of about seven niles. the North henaf Road is parallel to what is known as Sal a1na6of Beach and is within one fourth of the ksaeh at s3mes8 anY NsHat
 The fishing is H8rszlsAA9 heavy in ffTis afea. and tourists tYay. cling thousands ef miles
 cling thousands of miles td
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
asfmasters Map Sample r0gralla, Election Friday

Organization of a Toastmasters club in the Kenai-soldotna area is expected to he completed Fri day at a dinner meeting set for 6..s0 pan. at Riverside House iH ssoidgtna.
 Election of officers, the sign= ing eha1ter and the selection of name for the club will also take place at this time. A sam pie program will also be present etl.
 { number of people have signi= fled interest in such aa organi- zation says ". 4. Hoover and Fritz Hall, 0ho are experimenting arrangements. Material f TO nj Toastmasters International has been obtained for rse of the group Application for association with Toastmasters International is be- ing made
 Membership will be limited to between 20 and @ persons. Seven commitments for membership were recorded at the first meet ing held on Feb. g and an addi= tioaal four promises have been received. according fo Hoover who iS serving as temporary chair man Membership is sill open and those interested are invited 10 attend the coming meeting or contact Hoover by calling 288z 75s1
 Dick Hall will be speaker for Che evening. Fritz Hall $ e be toastmastef and Monty Coleman the table topic chairman. Speech es Hili De eyalaatea by Richard Raberg Future meetings will De on the second and fourth Friday nights each month.
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
Birthday Event l1onors Long tine Alaskan Teacher

An open house honoriue Mrs. Bertha Str tskef 0a her 99334sa bilth- dax a98l5 place oH the afternoon 9f f.h E. at the home Of her daasatef. Mos. Allan Petersen, in k# NEs. Archie McIzane of kasiIsf, another daughter of the HgnoEse, was eohastess.
 Mrs. stTykeE is well known to olatimers on the Peninsula. She first came to Alaska in 1916 for visit and returned in 1920 b make her home. She taught in Alaskan schools for about 15 years mostly at Ninilehik and at Portloeki now known as P ort ghatam, below Port Graham. She currently makes the MeLane home her headquarters but has been a visitor in the Petersen home for over q month.
 Many friends from Kenai, Sol dotna, Kasilof and Gahoe called to extend Happy Birthday greet ings on this special occasion. 4hias8 names were recorded in the guest book. including tbat of Mrs. Ben Crawford of Anchorage Who was in kenai f8r the City National Banks open house ev- eat ia it's naN building
 4 specially decorated cake for Hrs. strgker3s birthday was made = Ms. Ray MaiaHaniag af Kas- 3lof. Other cakes were made by Mrs. Ralph sobeFes soidotna
 Cards. flowers and other gifts contributed iH making One day happy one flied Witl5 excite MenE and much visiting
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23

watch the fishing are sure not Q he disappointed # facilities could be made available to them, t has been pointed olt
 Mrs. Torkilsen proposes that two of three acres of land be set aside for this purpose. that rest rooms be constructed and per- haps 2 shelter house with cook ing facilities, with access to good drinking water. that an all-wea- 8her road be maintained at least during the summer months and possibly steps built leading fsem ehe top of the bank down to Enc beach.
 It has also been suggested that camp area be established somewhere if the locality near 9 nearby eannery. Visitors then could follow the fishing process from the time the fish leaves 1he sea until it E in the can.
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
 enal Dimes Drive llears $500 Mark

Collections from the Mothers March of Dimes aE Kenal mounted to s7TIz. areofdinK to Ms. John Swanson, drive chairman.
 2 wish ta express n7Y appree= iaIzon Ea Frost Jones for help ing me to organize and eafay out the Mothers March iIl Kenai. to ali the women who pa#tici= pated in the drive. and to all those who gave their dimes and dollars to make our drive sue cess, Mrs. Swanson said.
 Others assisting with eoilec= tiens included Kay Tunlsndeas# Grace Cole. Shirley Morgan Bet- ty Dye. Edith Cooper, Jeanne Beesoa5 Laura Knaeksteat, Ethel Mann, Mafeell Brown, Doris Day, Claiiee Kipp, Cleone Wells, Bet ty Monigold, Joanne Warren.
 Also. Dale Tufmell, Alex White, Mary Ann Hafien. Pat Rose. Maxine Hart, Yarika Roberts, Phyllis Mofin. Carolyn Nicholas, June TilayeH sssaefla Philips, Bet tY Norman, Rita Golf and Lou- eta Moore
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
0N Bt TING fzkT

SOIDOTN4 Ted 65fainge, manager If the s8Aaetna Supply E leaving on February 24 for a buying t1ip outside. Be expects t6 shop iH Seattle and h Port land and Eugene Ore, an re faTn "a apprezstga EalY 2 week to ID days.
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
BREAKS COLLAR BONE

NORTH RENAL Tommy Knehta. youngest son of Mf and Mrs. Joe Kuchta, Holt Road. N kena5. ls recovering from 2 bfo- ken collar hone sustained ilg fall about two weeks ago.
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23
iOne Rites efd at Renal

Mrs. Florence Daniels, one of nai PeniHsula's pioneer home eaders. died late Sunday in the
 ward General Hospital foiioW= & long illness. She was the fe of Earl Daniels, who sur-
 es #t the family homestead ar Daniels Lake in the North enai area. The couple had ne
 Idren.
 Funeral rites were conducted
 2.80 pm. Wednesday Fl the saai Methodist church with the Eev. Daniel Harlan 5ffisiating. iss f#trieia Rose was organ {. Burial was on 8he homestead ear the lake which bears the aniels name
 Mrs. Daniels was born n Wis ansin and $ believed to have 5een about s yeass of age. She ieft her home Outside in 1920 nd lived first in Nova Scotia and other northern points before 4bming to Alaska
 Mr. and Mrs. Daniels moved o the susiena area in 4935 prior Se moving 10 Boulder Point homestead in the North Kenai aFea ia 1889, where they opeEs atea , mink ranch, ran trap lines and fished.
 It vas while living at Boulder Point Shat Ms. Daniels suffered ] stroke which Jeff her partially pafalyzed until her death. Sha and her husband had lived on fke Daniels Lake homestead for Ehe past several years
 .sz-sszszs-z@
 The Alaska Highway form
The Kenai Peninsula cheechako news., 1962-02-23

The Alaska Highway form efly called Alean HWy.4 connects Dawson Greek. B.G. with FaiTz banks.
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K.B THEATERS

ApEY 1918 Moss. Ave. Wo. $4,000
sse SA Free Pcrkine
Ingmar Bergman's THE DEVILS
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eight Spanish dances, the
Caprice Basque, Introduction
and Tarantella and Serenade
Andalouse, the latter a swirl
ing thing recorded for the
first time.
Good Piano Support
For breath-taking crafts
manship, these are the ones
for you. Brooks Smith lends
fine support at the piano.
Then there is a London re-
lease with Ricci and the Lon
don Symphony under Sir
Malcolm Sargent in two ro-
mantle favorites, the Tchai-
kovsky D Major concerto, and
that by Dvorak in A minor.
Ricci proves herein that his
ability does not end with
flashy bowling and lingering.
The Tchaikovsky rates with
the best recorded in every
sense. Ricci's flawless work,
skirling or tender as the
movement dictates, is backed
up perfectly by Sargent and
the well-balanced orchestra.
For those who like the ro-
nance of Dvorak, Ricci pro-
duces an unexpectedly sweet,
singing tone worth hearing.
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Return of GiIeIs

Emil Gilels' recital at Con-
stitution Hall this afternoon
reminds us that the Russian
pianist. like so many others,
made his mark in America
on records before his personal
debut in 1855. During that
spectacular tour he recorded
the Tchaikovsky G flat minor
concerto with Fritz Reiner
and the Chicago Symphony.
A footnote to that triumph:
RCA-Victor has scratched 1t
from it's active list, but if you
hurry some are still available
at local shops.
For a newer example of
what makes Gilels tick try
Monitors Beethoven Concerto
No. 4 in G major with Kurt
Sanderling conducting the
Leningrad Philharmonic.
That and two Scarlatti
sonatas rounding out the
disk will give you an idea Of
this red-headed artists mu-
steamship and brilliant tonal
palette.
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BY BONNIE AMMAN
Star staff Writer

The Falls Church Com
munity Theater this week
comes up with its entry in
the roundup of Tennessee
Williams dramas on display
locally this season.
The players will stage their
version of Cat on a Hot Tin
Roof" Thursday, Friday and
Saturday at the Falls Church
High School.
Greta James as Maggie and
George Lopez as Brick head
the cast with Dorothy Schick
as Big Mama and Ted May
hall as Big c'mendacityD
Daddy.
The production is directed
by Maxine Wellner; Sylvia
Brickman is technical CO.
ordinator.
Curtain time at the school,
Hillwood avenue and Cherry
Street. is $3.50 pm.
Meanwhile, "N-2 From
Mars" is the interesting title
of the childrens play now in
rehearsal by the group and
set to open the end of this
month. NJ" it seems, is a
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LOCAL DRAMA GROUPS
Falls Church Players
ToDoWiIIioms Drama

space-child who lands in an
earth-bound toy shop.
POPULAR, TOO: Theater
Lobby. is finding audiences
mighty receptive to its selec-
ton from the vast store Of
Williams fare. This has re-
suited in an extension of the
current run of Summer and
Smoke" for a fifth week end,
through February 10. Larry
Gleason and 10 Carpenter
head the cast. Curtain time
Friday, Saturday and Sum-
day at II st. Matthews court,
NV, is at $3.50.
SPOOFING 1T: The Little
Theater of Alexandria. cur
rently involved in the satire
mood of the local entertain
ment scene, continues its run
of Sam Spewack's 1.-TWO Blind
Mice" Today's performance
is at 3 o'clock, with an $50
pm. curtain Tuesday through
Saturday. The LIZA play
house is at Wolfe street and
South st. Asaph street. Alex
andria.
PLATFORM REVEALED:
The Congressional Secre-
tarieS Club, which has just
selected a new slate of Off
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Great Beethoven

You haven't heard Bee
thoven violin-piano sonatas
until you have heard Erica
Morini and Rudolf Firkusny
playing No. S in F major
SPRING and No. 7 in C
minor for Deca.
There is nothing we have
heard to equal the sensitive
beauty of Miss Morinl's in
sight into these joyous melo-
dies. Mr.. Firkusny Is a modest,
but thoroughly informed part
ner, as he was in their recent
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GERS for the 1862 session, in
cludes the following in a list
Of goals: ". to create a
stage for the actors and &C
tresSes on Capitol Hill, and,
through certain productions,
to reflect the image, per-
sonality and dynamism OF
Capitol Hill, ITSELF" Toward
these ends, then, they hope
to stage a series of one, two,
and three act plays and a
variety show.
ADD ONE: Now there are
20 participating groups in
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next wife will be much older.
When a man in his SOS has
an eye for younger women,
he does not turn the other
orb toward what we ladies
who are no longer in the
first flush of youth like to
call "a more suitable wife"
Cary Grant was quite a
lot older than Betsy Drake
when they married. They are
still very good friends, but
no one. including the two
principals, seems to know
their marital status. A couple
Of years ago they announced
their separation but 1t read
like a love letter from Cary
to Betsy. There has been no
divorce.
Two men in the no-longer-
young bracket are dating"
comparatively young sweetie-
pies Glenn Ford in his mid
forties, and Rex Harrison
who his friends tell me is
81. Glenn is enamored of
young Connie Stevens. but
says mo marriage plans" I
don't quite believe him. Rex
is probably married by now
to Rachel Roberts, an actress
in her early thirties.
Thinking the whole thing
over, an actor, especially if
he is still playing romantic
roles, MUST have a young
wife. no matter HOW old he
is. He can still FEEL young.
It's just that the day might
come when someone will say
to him: Just think, when
your son is 80, you will be
a 1901"