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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
BY LEWIS F. ATCHISON
Star Staff Writer

BALTIMORE, Dec. 8.-Ris-
ing temperatures that brought
weather warmer than expected
were welcomed by Bobby
Mitchell of the Redskins for
today's nationally televised
game against the Colts at Me-
mortal Stadium.
The seasonal dip of the
thermometer the last several
days revived the rumor that
cold weather cuts down Mitch
ellis pass catching effectiveness
The former Cleveland ace
avows. however, that he'll
catch them if Quarterback
Norman Snead gets the ball tc
him.
Anderson, Dugan Return
The Colts interception
squadron of Bobby Boyd. Andy
Nelson and Don Shinnick may
give Mitchell and his play
mates more trouble than the
weather. Boyd has hauled
down six enemy aerials, Nelson
and Shinnick three each. The
Colts have a total of 10 in
Perceptions, six less than the
Redskins.
The Redskins have regained
ends Bill Anderson and Fred
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
Emile Defends
Title on TV

LAS VEGAS, New, Dec. 8
P).-Emile Griffith of New
York risks his world welter-
weight title tonight and will
enter the ring as a solid fav-
orite to retain it against Jorge
Fernandez Of Argentina.
A crowd of 5000 is expected
to attend the 15-round fight
in the Las Vegas Convention
Center, and television fans
around the nation can see it
via the ABC network (WMAL-
y. starting at 10 pm.
For Griffith, a 23-year-old
native of the Virgin Islands,
this will be the second defense
in his second reign over the
147-pound division.
In 1860, the then little
known Griffith twice out
pointed the Argentine, the first
time on a controversial split
decision, the second by unani-
nous verdict. Both were 10
FOUNDERS and were staged in
New York.
The betting people in this
community like Griffith by
odds of IL to 5. To some OBJ
servers, the margin seems a
little hazardous.
Fernandez is a veteran of
some 81 fights. He has lost only
five and claims to have
knocked out 81 opponents.
Griffith, who regained the
championship with his fatal
18th round knockout over
Benny kid Paret in New
York last March "a, retained
the title on a 15-round decision
in Las Vegas July Is over
Ralph Dupas Of New Orleans.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08

night, the host Blue Devils will
be going after victory No. 3
and the Terps will be trying
to stop a losing streak which
has reached 10 games. two, of
them this season. This is
Maryland's Atlantic Coast
Conference opener, following
losses Of 1851 to Penn State
and 1910 to Georgetown.
Duke dumped the Terps three
times last season and the
closest finish was 71-58 in the
conference tournament. Mary
land hit 81 per cent of its
shots in that tourney game
and still couldn't win.
Duke has pretty much the
same cast-Jeff Mullins, ALL
America Art Heyman and g.
foot-l0 Jay Buckley-to try
for further domination of it's
Maryland series. Heyman has
averaged "a points in his two
games, and against South Caro-
lima earlier this week the Blue
Devils cashed 81 per cent of
their field goal attempts in a
1888 victory.
One-Sided Games
If possible, Cincinnati has
been even more impressive
than Duke in stampeding De-
Paw, 97-39; Virginia, CLAP,
and Miami of Ohio, 1886.
Coach Ed fucker says he has
been pleased with the defense
and ball handling, but he
couldn't have been displeased
with some of the shooting.
Ron Bonham, a 6-foot-5 for
ward who has trimmed off
20 pounds to a svelte 1876, con-
nected on "a of 35 shots in
the first two games for a
creditable accuracy of SO per
cent.
George Washington, employ
ing a gang of Sophomores
along with 6-foot-8 Joe Ada
mitis last Saturday night, man
aged to get by William & Mary,
$3.50, in its only action before
the public so far.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08

MADRID, Dec. 8 tAP),-Luis
Toledo, Spanish middleweight
boxing champion, knocked out
Tunisia's Ben Ali Alfalfa In the
third round Of a 10-round fight
at the Sports Palace last night.
Each weighed 1853.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08

game OF the season, merely the
toughest. Cincinnati and Duke
are rated one-two nationally
in the Associated Press poll
this week and both clubs
should be in a mood to prove
it.
The Colonials and Terps Just
don't appear to have the per-
sonnet to cope with their ad-
versaries. In fact, among nine
area colleges playing tonight,
CIV and Maryland must rate
as the least likely to find VIC
tory.
Penn Visits Navy
Navy, which opened its
schedule with an 80-54 romp
over Long Island Wednesday. is
expec tie d to encounter in
creased resistance from a vet
eran Penn team at Annapolis.
Game time is 8 pm, a depar-
ture from the Middies' usual
afternoon home games, and
one of two to be played at
night this season.
Catholic University, after
splitting a pair of outside
games, opens its Mason-Dixon
Conference schedule against
Bridgewater at Brookland. In
the same league, unbeaten Gal
laudet visits Lynchburg seek
ing its fourth victory and Sec
ond in the MD.
Howard entertains st. Paul's,
to which the Bisons lost a IA
81 verdict last Monday; South
eastern plays Frederick College
at Fort Myer, Charles County
is host to Allegany and Prince
Georges meets Essex Com
munity College at Suitland
High School.
Catholic University will be
minus one Of its top rebound
ers tonight. Charlie Boylan. a
6-foot-3 sophomore, broke a
bone in his wrist midway
through the second half of the
Cardinals game at Susquehans
Thursday night and will be lost
for the season, X-rays revealed
yesterday.
Down at Durham, N. c., to-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08

The International known
sports weekly became a spokes-
man to which players, officials
and fans turned for informa-
ton and leadership.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
Warm Weather Helps
Redskins Against Colts

Dugan for offensive duty, and
Gordon Kelley is back at his
left linebacking post for the
first time in a month.
Rookie Leroy Jackson, who
didn't look bad. filling in at
Left halfback FOR ailing Bill
Barnes last Sunday, gets an
other chance today. Ron Hat
cher, activated a week ago,
also may be used on offense
for the first time.
Could be SizZler
It's only a late-season game
between a couple of also-rans.
but it could be a sizzler. The
Redskins aren't the punchlesS
crew that scored only six
points in their last two league
games with the Colts. The up
and-down Colts displayed de-
fensive might in holding the
champion Packers to a 1913
score, and Detroit to a 21-14
margin. They had a letdown in
between, bowling to the Bears,
$40. But they're still in the
running for fourth place in
the Western Division and need
a victory today to help attain
that goal.
The Colts offense is woven
around Johnny Unitas' passes
to Jimmy Orr, Raymond Berry
and R. C. Owens, and the run
ming of Lenny Moore, old Joe
Perry, Mark Smolinski and
young Tom Matte, It's not as
potent as it used to be, having
produced more than 20 points
in only five of IL games. But
a 1914 victory over the
Browns, who twice extended
Redskins, indicates it can be
rough.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
Both Underdoqs
In Road Games
BY DICK STAY
Star staff Writer

AS Georgetowns basketball team returns from last
nights quick visit to New York University Maryland and
George Washington today headed for other points on the
compass where the roads BUMPER the natives equally
Tonight CIV plays at Cincinnati and Maryland at Duke
and in neither case is the assignment regarded the key
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
WITH NINE MAJOR CLUBS
Newsom Enjoyed
CoIorfuI Career

ORLANDO, Fla, Dec 8 (AP).-Bobo Newsom SIS, the
rolly poly nomad who changed uniforms % times during
famboyant 25year baseball in which he ultimately
wound loser died yesterday in Orlando hospital less
than 10 after he pitched his last major league
Death attributed to cirrhosis.
The affable South Caroinian born Louis Norman New
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
The Hoyas return home and
meet Duquesne on Tuesday.

Hsiitime: NYU. 1925.
o'Donneii 3. barry 8. christy. Maseiin.
Franz. NYU, Kramer z, Patton, Fisch.
o'Nelll. Jordan. oroothuis Q, Keith.
Personal fouls - O'Donnell 3, Barry
franz !, Devlin B. NYu. Patton Z,
Williams 3. Fisch, o'Neill 2, Jordan 4,
Oroo.huis 2, Keith 2.
Attendance Alps
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION
Boston l2B ------ Los Angeles lie
Detroit 1913 ~ San Francisco II0
syracuse ~ ChleaEO 100
Pittsburgh 81 ChieaEo Of
kansAS City ID LOnE Beach 30
oakland vs.. Philadelphia al WiiminE,
ton, Del, ppd.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
Won 20 Three Times

Newsom. however, pitched
for both the best and the worst
in the majors, accounting
somewhat for his roller-coaster
career.
He won 20 games three times
with st. Louis in 1888, st. Louis
and Detroit in 1889 and Detroit
in 1910. He matched that by
losing 20 in 1884 with st. Louis,
in l94l with Detroit and in
l945 with Philadelphia.
His best year was with the
Tigers in 1910 when he helped
pitch Detroit to the American
League pennant by posting a
2l-5 record. He won two World
Series games against Cincin-
natl, then lost the seventh
game 81, just a day after his
father died.
| Bobo also was in the spot
light off the diamond. He and
Ty Cobb probably are the only
players ever to be the cause
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08

some on August IL, 1907, got a
late start in organized baseball
with Raleigh Of the Piedmont
League some 81 years later
But he made up for that. Not
until the end of the 1853 sea-
son did he step off the mound
for the last time.
In between, Newsom's career
was marked by q well-balanced
ledger equally filled wit h
achievements and failures, an
elongated card in the record
book listing IS teams in the
minors and majors and some
newspaper clippings dealing
with his off-the- field antics.
Big was the word for New
som. He stood 6-foot-3 and
weighed in the neighborhood
of 900 to 240 pounds. And he
talked big, acted big-and
pitched almost that well. He
pitched for almost every team
in the majors and addressed
everybody from the bag boy to
the owner as Bobo. Naturally,
they started calling him the
same.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1962-12-08
Made the Rounds

Newsom took his big frame
out to the pitchers mound for
nine different major league
teams-he shares the American
League record by having played
on six clubs-and made the
rounds with four teams IL
times.
He was with the Senators
five different times, played for
the Browns on three occasions
and shared hotel space with
the Brooklyn Dodgers and Ath-
letics twice each. He also spent
some time with New York's
Giants and Yankees as we'll as
with the Tigers, Red Sox and
Cubs.
Newsom finished at Philadel-
phia in 1858. He came to the
AS in 1852 in one of the IA
trades or deals in which he was
involved and promised mo more
pop-offs. no more breaking
training. The old boss is not
ready for pasture yet"
But the "Old Wing" as New
som called it, apparently had
had enough toll and turmoil.
He posted a 2-1 record while
pitching only 80 innings and
left the game with these marks:
Games won and lost-Won
I'll. lost 222, one of the few
to do both.
-hitter-Pitched nine hit
less innings for 1884 Browns
against Boston. Allowed one
hit in 10th-and lost 81.
Games lost-Major league
record for most years leadinS
in that department with four.
Earned runS-Major league
record by allowing most in one
season, 1876 in 1898.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
Profit-Takinu
LoWersStocks;
Trading Slow

NEW YORK, May II (AP)-
The stock market shaved its
losses but remained lower late
this afternoon.
Volume for the day was es-
timated at 81 million shares,
compared with 3,36O,000 yes
terday.
Profit-taking from the big
gains Of Monday and Tuesday
took a partial toll of gains
rung up in the early-week
rally. Selling developed among
stocks with high price-earnings
ratios, and some blue chips
took stiff losses.
Steels, motors, rubbers, air.
crafts, electronics, utilities,
non-ferrous meIals, chemicals,
rails, oils, tobaccos and drugs
showed losses. Airlines were
mixed.
U. S. Steel and Republic
dropped more than a point.
Prices slipped in the Amer
lean Stock Exchange in slow
trading.
Corporate and Government
bond prices were mixed to a
shade lower.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
Park G. Shop
Proposedin in
SiIverSprinq

Silver Spring business and
people last night
heard a proposal to replace
on Silver Spring park
ing lots with a park and shop
program.
William Barr, executive direc-
tor of the National Parking
Association. outlined q program
at a special public meeting
called by the Silver Spring
Board OF Trade. The board
will study Mr.. Barr's suggestion.
Mr.. Barr said all shoppers
resent paying to park regardless
OF how small the charge.
A stamp good for one hours
free parking could be issued by
the store to a customer buying
at least 81 worth of goods, Mr..
Barr explained. A charge of Is
cents an hour would be made
on any time not validated By
parking stamps.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
COLONEL Orders
S62 Million in
36-Inch Pipe

ATLANTA, May II W.-
Orders totaling more than S62
million for l,035 miles Of So
inch pipe have been placed BY
the Colonial Pipeline Co. Of
Atlanta.
A company spokesman said
the orders announced yesterday
total 305, 900 tons and were
placed with the A. o. Smith
Corp, Bethlehem Steel Co..
Kaiser Steel Corp. and U. S.
Steel's National Tube division.
Colonial said the four orders
are the first in a series expected
to total some 500 million. A
network Of % to SO inch pipe
lines will reach $500 miles from
the Gulf Coast across the
Southeast to New York. includ-
ing Virginia and MARYLAND.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
Texas Gulf Sulphur
Reduces Dividend

NEW YORK, May II (AP).
Texas Gulf Sulphur Co. today
cut the quarterly common
stock dividend to 10 cents q
share from the Is cent rate
paid since the end of 1857.
President Claude o. Stephens
said the reduction was the re-
suit Of greatly increased capital
outlays in connection with the
company's expansion program.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
Exchange Finds
Splits GROWING

NEW YORK. May II (AP)-
More and more corporations
are splitting their stock in an
effort to broaden ownership,
the New York Stock Exchange
magazine reported today.
1t said that between l945 and
1851 there were a total of sol
splits Of 2-for-l or better by
companies listed on the Big
Board.
The publication said a sur
vey Of l.400 shareowning fam
lilies showed 80 per cent in
favor Of splits, and that nearly
three out Of five shareowners
prefer issues selling under $40.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
TRADING

NEW YORK, May II ,APD.-Th,
New York Stock Exchange reported
today these .odd-lot transactions b.
principal dealers for May Is: Pur.
chase5 OF 436. .6S2 shares: sales Of o6O.
or shares including l2.4OS Sharei
Evening star., 1962-05-17
Furnished by the Associated Press
Uist Includes Most Active Bonds)

Win bankruptcy or receivefship or
being reorganized under the Bankruptcy
Act, or securities assumed by such COM
panies. XII ex-interest. ct-Certificates.
st. Stamped. f-Deat in flat. x-Matured
bonds, negotiability impaired by maturity.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
Investors Mutual
Sales Rise 20%

MINNEAPOLIS, May II
tAP).-Shareholders Of Invest
ors Mutual. Inc, were told yes
terday that sales of new shares
were up 20 per cent during the
first four months of this year
compared with the same period
last year.
This was quite remarkable
since 1t occurred during a Pc
riod of erratic stock market
behavior when normally sales
Of mutual fund shares don't
go up" said Harold K. Brad!
ford. board chairman and presi.
dent Of the worlds largest mu.
tual fund.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
COTTON

NEW YORK. May II (AP).-cotton
futures were irregular today. Nearby
mission house buying. Other commits
sion house selling caused distant
months 20. sag.
States agreed to supply India with
IsIOO bales Of lorg staple cotton to
aveft o shortage for Indian textile
mills. The terms call for payment
this. cotton TO come out Of the oov-
Late afternoon prices were IS cents
sh. sis ipf.1Oas Asnes c6:. e aS us fsn asn
34.b and December 34.71.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
FOREIGN
EXCHANGE

.,IS NEW YORK. n. Ma. Nay u E5aAI AP',.roE:
and Australia In dollars, others in
cents an decimals Of q. cent?:
Evening star., 1962-05-17

/ 00lG8 HkuIC8 ATG unUIMiClAAs
Rates OF dividends In the foregoing
table are annual disbursements based on
the last quarterly or senii-annual declara.
tion. Unless otherwise noted, special or
extra dividends are not included.
a-Also extra or extras. b-Annual rate
plus stock dividend. d-Declared or paid
In 1851 plus stock dividend. e-Declared
or paid 50 far this year. f-Payable In
stock during 1861, estimated cash value
on ex-dividend or ex-dlstribution date.
g-Pald last year. h-Declared or paid
after stock dividend or split up. k-De.
clared or paid this year, an accumulative
issue with dividends In arrears. p-Paid
this year, dividend omitted, deferred or
no action taken at last dividend meeting.
r-Declared or paid In 1867 plus stock
dividend. Payable In stock during 1867,
estimated cash value on ex-divldend or
redistribution date. calculating divi-
dend.
x-SaIes In full.
CID Called. xd-Ex dividend. x-dls-Ex
distribution. xr-Ex rights. XIV Without
warrants. ww-With warrants. wd When
distributed. wi When issued. nd-Next
day delivery. W-Warrants. Under
rule.
Win bankruptcy or receiyership or
being reorganiEed under the Bankruptcy
Act, or securities assumed by such com.
panies.
Evening star., 1962-05-17
CHICAGO GRAIN

CHICAGO, May II (AP).-Moderat
profit selling turned wheat futures
downward today on the Board Of
overnight in parts Of the Southwest
where the crop was understood to
be badly in need Of moisture
Rye also weakened. but other grains
held narrowly mixed range in
rather quiet dealings consisting largely
of evening up commitments.
was not particularly strong but that
there are Accommodations Of resting
orders within small arnges' either way
from current prices and the small
setback ran into them.
Wheat was M-1 cent q bushel lower
shortly before noon. May 81. .144; corn
u higher to u lower, May S1.13ss:
oats u higher to " lower, May 72h:
rye A-h lower, May 81 .2594; .soybeans
10 lower to V hisher. May S2.6Oh.
Cash Grain
CHICAGO, May IL tAp).-No wheat
or soybeafi sales. Corn No. . yellow
1.l7%. oats No. extra heavy white
f6h No. ] extra heavy mixed ia.
6oybean oil 9An. Barley: Mailing
choice i.'5-1.55n: feed 1.0O-1.25n.
The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1962-11-29
Browning Housing
Project Given Final
Approval By Govt.

In a telegram received recent
ly from Senator Mike Mansfield
we have been informed that the
White House had advised Sena.
tors Mansfield and Metcalf of
the approval by Housing and
Home Financing Agency of so
new low rent homes, the first
public housing program for In.
dians in the far west to be built
on the Blackfeet Indian Reserv.
alton, Browning, Montana.
A two fold financial aid con-
tract including a maximum Fed.
eral loan of 1891 ,045 was approx.
ed by III. II. F. A. The loan and
annual contributions contract be.
tween the Blackfeet Indian Hous-
ing Authorities and the Public
Housing Administration will call
for construction of the homes al
estimated total development
cost of S776,828.
The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1962-11-29
Browning Indians Rate One Loss
And One Win In Season Openers

The Browning Indians basket
ball team, fresh from a IL, road
trip last week, travel to Harlem
Friday night and Chinook Sat
urday night for their first North
ern Class B Division compete
ton.
The Indians dropped their first
game of the season Friday night
to the hard playing Anaconda
Central Saints, 1880, but bounced
back Saturday night to defeat
the Deer Lodge Wardens 54-49.
Terry Gray was high scorer
for Browning both nights with
II points Friday night and 81
Saturday night. The only other
Browning player to hit in double
figures both nights was, Stanley
Juneau who dunked 10 points
each night. Alvin Cobell bounc-
ed back with IL points Saturday
night after being held to 2 the
night before.
The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1962-11-29
Glacier Electric
Coop. Announces
Dividend Payment

c. S. Frary. President of the
Glacier Electric Cooperative Cut
Bank, announced that the Board
of Directors have approved the
payment of Capital Credits fol
the customers OF the Glacier
Electric Cooperative. The Capt.
tai Credits refunded will be fol-
the years 1916 through 1858.
Checks amounting to $4,000
in dividends are ready for dis
tribution to the members who
served in the period named
above.
There are a number of former
consumers that have left this
area and the Cooperative does
not have their present address
The Cooperative would appreci'
ate hearing from them.
Trustees and directors of the
Cooperative are:
G. S. Frary, President; Jack
Meyer, George Edkins, v. Pres
Mel Hegg, John E. Lewis, Sec.
Treas; John Quist, Harry Tuna
Jr., Stan Hjartarson, William
Van Alstine, Sr.
The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1962-11-29
Elizabeth Monroe Rites
Will Be Held Friday At
Little Flower Church

Funeral services for Elizabeth
Morgan Monroe, age "a, will be
held Friday. November 30 at 10
am. in the Little Flower Catho-
lie Church with FIR. Tackles of
ficiating.
Mrs. Monroe passed away in
her home at Santa Rita, Novem-
Der % from a heart condition.
She was born at Sun River
and educated at st. Regis and
the Holy Family Mission
schools.
She and her husband, Wallace,
engaged in ranching until their
retirement some years back.
They were residents of Santa
Rita for the past nine years, and
had also lived at Ovando and
Alaska for a few years.
Surviving besides her husband,
is an adopted SON, Earl Jackson
of Portland; a brother. Robert
Morgan of San Jose, California;
a niece, Irene Moore of Vallejo,
California and several step-sons
and step-daughters.
The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1962-11-29
Several Robberies
Reported By Police

Leroy Yellow Owl age % was
apprehended by Deputy Sheriff
Fred Cobell Saturday evening
between the hours of 10 and ii
at the parking lot next to the
Hagerty Hotel where he was OBJ
served by Cobell taking a tire
from the rear of a pickup truck
belonging to the Billings Con-
struction Company.
Yellow Owl was taken before
Justice of Peace Bob SERVER
charged with drunkenness and
later taken before Tribal Justice
Sharp where he will appear on
the charge OF theft.
Sometime Monday evening
culprits broke into the back OF
he Gamble warehouse. II has
not been determined at this
writing what merchandise was
taken.
The same evening windows
were kicked out at the Montans
"tate Liquor Store as they had
The previous week. However. a
cheek revealed no loss.
Early Tuesday mcrling out
west OF Browning a local youth
tock tire jack 70 his own auto.
mobile and thoroughly wrecked
the windshield and wi .5ows in
the car.
The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1962-11-29

In Friday nights game which
featured rough and ragged play
throughout by both teams,
Browning jumped to a 1913 lead
at the first quarter stop. By half.
time, the Saints had fought to a
24-23 lead via the free-throw
route. The third quarter score
saw Anaconda leading 1881.
Both Jr. Clark and Alvin Cobell
fouled out as the Saints picked
up the margin
In the last quarter the Indians
stole the ball often as they en-
ployed a full court press, but
were unable to capitalize on
scoring opportunities. Browning
missed a total of is free-throws
while hitting II.
Saturday night the Indians set
tied down and played a much
smoother game. Featuring good
passing and a tough defense, the
Indians rallied in the third per
iod to take a lead that was new
er relinquished.
Deer Lodge jumped to an ear
ly III lead in the first quarter
which they held to a 20-l8 lead
at half time. In the third period
with Clark, Junior, Cobell and
Gray hitting the net, the Indians
piled up a 42-32 lead. .
The Wardens, trying desper-
ately to get back into the game,
continually fouled guard, Terry
Gray. With Gray converting
from the charity line, the Indi-
ans held on for $40 win.
Team work and hustle accounted
for the win