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Evening star., 1961-12-02
Area Churches Select
New Pastors, Officials

He was also chaplain at the
Veterans Administration Hos
pital there.
A native Of Providence, r. l.,
the 37-year-old priest is a
graduate Of Harvard Univer-
sity. 1915, and the Virginia
Theological Seminary. 1850.
He served in the Navy during
World War II, from 1943-45.
Miss Margaret F. Beattie Of
Raleigh. N. c., this week
assumed her post as educational
assistant at Arlington Meth
odist Church, TIC South Glebe
road, Arlington, Va.
Miss Beattie. who was born
in Greenville, s. c., is a grad
uate Of Duke University, where
she was active in the Meth
odist student movement. She
taught at Broughton High
School In Raleigh before serv-
ing as director Of Christian
education at the Heidelberg
Germany Post Chapel. She
was secretary to Methodist
Bishop Odd Hagen in Stock
holm. Sweden, prior to coming
here.
Thomas A. Green. "a, has
been appointed civilian chap
lain to Seventh-day Advent
iSt servicemen in the Washing
ton area, a newly created post
He will work under the execu-
tive committee Of the Colum-
bia Union Conference OF Ad-
ventistS.
A native of Ventor, N. j.,
Mr.. Green is a graduate of the
Washington Missionary College
(now Columbia Union College,
1851, and has studied at the
church's theological seminary,
Andrews University.
Mr.. Green worked at the Re
view and Herald Publishing AS
sociation in Takoma Park, Md,
before entering the Army. 1945-
46. He began his ministerial
career at the Newark IN. j.
Adventist Church as an assist
ant pastor, and comes here
from there after serving the
past two years as pastor. In
the interim he served pastor
ates in several New Jersey Ad-
ventist churches. He is married
has two children and will live
in Takoma Park.
Evening star., 1961-12-02
Collections Tomorrow
Will Benefit Gu

Catholic University will
benefit from the annual COL
lection to be taken up at all
masses tomorrow in the Arch
diocese of Washington.
The Most Rev. Patrick A
O'Boyle, Archbishop of Wash
ington and Chancellor of the
University, has asked all Cath
olics to be generous to the COL
lection. He pointed out that
the university relies on this
collection, which also will be
taken up in scores of other
dioceses, for a large part of its
financial support.
Evening star., 1961-12-02

New ministers and others
holding full-time positions ir
churches of the Washington
area have been chosen by local
congregations.
The Rev. F. Russell Purdy
will deliver his first sermon as
pastor of Wisconsin Avenue
Baptist Church at the IL am
service tomorrow in the church
1920 Alton place NV.
A native of Port Hope, On
tario, Canada, DR.. Purdy was
graduated from Marietta Col
lege and the Southern Baptist
Theological Seminary. The ST.
year-old minister has held pas
torates in Ohio, Virginia. New
Jersey, Indiana and Kentucky
He comes here from the First
Baptist Church. GAINESVILLE,
Ohio, where he served for
more than six years.
DR.. Purdy, who received an
honorary degree from Salem
College in 1910. is married and
has two children.
The Rev. Robert Zoerheide
will be installed as minister
of Cedar Lane Unitarian
Church at 8 pm. tomorrow in
the church, 960l Cedar lane
Bethesda, Md.
The 46-year-old minister il
a native of Grand Rapids
Mich. He is a graduate OF
Western Michigan College ano
the Meadville theological,
School Of the University OF
Chicago. He served churches
in Illinois and New Hampshire
before going to the Unitarian
church in Syracuse. N. Y, in
1852. He assumed his present
post in August but will be
formally installed tomorrow.
DR.. Dana Mclean Greeley
president Of the Unitarian
Universalist Association, will
speak at the ceremony.
The Rev. Peter B. TomkinS
recently became assoc ate rec
tor of Ascension and st. Agnes
Episcopal Church, MaSsachu-
sets avenue and Twelfth street
NV.
Father Tomkins comes here
from the Episcopal church at
White River Junction, VT,
where he served for 7 years.
Evening star., 1961-12-02
ChanukahFete
Begins Today

The joyous holiday OF
Chanukah will be celebrated by
Jewish residents Of Washington
starting at sundown today and
continuing for eight days.
Chanukah. meaning "dedica-
tion," celebrates the victory OF
the Jews over the Syrian despot
King Antiochus in 1865 B. c.
The account, in the Book Of the
Maccabees, tells how the Jews
under the leadership of Judah
Maccabee overcame the Syrians
and recaptured the Temple of
Jerusalem. The victors then
cleansed the temple, rededicated
it and proclaimed an eight-day
dedication of the altar"
The holiday also is known as
the Festival Of Lights" Each
night of the observance one
more candle is lit-one the
first night, two the second
night. and so on until finally
all eight candles blaze in the
special Chanukah menorah
(candelabrum).
Another feature Of the holi-
day is the exchanging Of gifts
by members Of a family and
the giving Of presents to chill
dren.
Special services will be held
in synagogues, homes and re-
ligiouS schools during the holi-
day. The Jewish Welfare
Board Washington Arm d
Services Committee today an
nounced special Chanukah
events for servicemen and hos
pitalized military and veteran
patients in the area.
Tomorrow at 10 am. Army
Chaplain Erwin Preis will con-
duct a special service in the
Fort Belvoir Main Post Chapel.
The public is invited.
On Monday, at 1880 pm. a
special Chanukah candle-light-
ing service and musical program
will be held for patients at st.
Elizabeths Hospital with Rabbi
Chain Williamowsky of the
hospitals Jewish Chaplains
Office officiating. The public
is invited.
Rabbi Bert Klein. Jewish
auxiliary chaplain for Andrews
Air Force Base, will conduct a
service at 8 pm. Tuesday in
Base Chapel 3.
A Chanukah dle-lighting
program, to be followed by a
dance, will be held at 7:45 pm.
Thursday in the Jewish Welfare
Board building. 1887 Massachu-
sets avenue NV.
Children of servicemen, vet
eran patients and Public Health
Service personnel will be en-
tertained at a special Chanukah
party from 2 to 4:30 pm.
December 10 in the Jewish
Welfare Board building.
Evening star., 1961-12-02
Church to Hold
Rededicution
FIR. TOMKINS
MIR. GREEN

Members of Mount Rainier
Methodist Church will attend
a Rehabilitation Service" at II
am. tomorrow in the church,
Thirty fifth street and Bunker
Hill road, Mount Rainier, Md.
The service commentaries
the redecoration of the sanctu-
ary at a cost Of $4,000.
The Rev. Marion S. Michael,
superintendent of the Wash.
ington East District, Baltimore
Methodist Annual Conference,
will speak.
An open house will be held
In the church from 3::3: to 5
pm. At 5 pm. a vesper service
will be held.
Evening star., 1961-12-02
LUTHERAN

THE LUTHERAN HOUR" SUNDAY 1880 PM, WRC, $50
Evening star., 1961-12-02

Practical Metaphysics and the
Influence That Mind Holds over
Disease and Longevity"
Mrs. Miriam Pennell is chief
hostess in charge Of showing
visitors around the exhibition
rooms.
Evening star., 1961-12-02
LUTHERAN SERVICES
missouri SynOd)
SUNDAY SCHOOL AND
BIBLE CLASSES, 9:45 AM.

Bethany alexandra, Val
Beacon Hill Rd. and Oak DR.. Rev.
ST. JOHN (FrancOnia, Va.)
Franconia Rd. and st. Johns DR..
Rev. Paul Meyer $50 g. II am.
COncOrdia (Triangle, Va.)
Fuller Heights Rd. Rev. Fred
Vonderlage: 11:OO am; Sunday
School. $50 am. Woodbridge
am: Sunday School. 1915 am,
OXON HILL
5735 oxon Hill Rd. Sc. Rev;
Robert @G schoenheider. $50 and
TRINITY (Mt. Rainier)
3Oth and Bunker Hill Rd. Rev.
REDEEMER (HyattSville)
3799 East-West Highway. Rev.
HOLY CROSS (Greenbelt)
% Ridge Rd. Rev. Edward H.
Birner. $50 and IL am. Sunday
School. $50 am.
Ascension UandOver HillS)
1920 Ardmore Rd. Rev. Henry
Schroeder: and IL Am. Sunday
School. a:3O am.
TRINITY tBOWie)
Bowie. Md. Rev. John F. Nier-
mann. $3.50 am. Sunday School.
1890 am.
PEACE ID. c.
Senator Theater. 1850 MINI. Ave.
NE. Rev. Herbert A. Schwandt.
1870 am. Sunday School. 9 am,
Chapel of The Deaf I'd. c.
Rev. H. w. Hoemann. 1l:0O am.
Evening star., 1961-12-02
BETHLEHEM ID CN

BETHLEHEM I'd. c.
10th and T Sts. Sc. Rev. Herbert
Bernthal. $3.50 and IL am.
CHRIST I'd. c.
18th and Gallatin Sts. NV. Rev.
VIM. F. Bruening. $50 and IL
am.
FIRST TRINITY I'd, c.
Roepe. $50 and 1i:0o am
Sunday School. $50 am.
MOUNT OLIVET I'd. c.
1905 Vermont Ave. NV. Rev.
VIM. schiebeL l1:00 am.
PILGRIM
$500 Mass. Ave. NV. Extended.
am. Sunday School. $50 q. m.
CALVARY (Silver Spring.
9545 Georgia Ave. Rev. Frederick
W. Kemper $50 and II am.
ST. ANDREWS (WheatOn)
l2247 Georgia Ave. Rev. Charles
Mueller: $3.50 and 11:0O am,
CHURCH OF THE CROSS
Rev. Ralph Kruger. il :00 am
EMMANUEL (Alexandria)
1901 Russell Rd. Rev. wilmer D.
Menslug $50 and 100 am.
OUR SAVIOUR (Arlington)
9th and s. Taylor. Rev. George
Wenmeyer. $50 and 1900 am.
ST. PAUL (FallS Church)
Leesburg Pike and Idylwood Rd.
Rev: Gerald Kuhn. $50 and
Evening star., 1961-12-02
GREEK ORTHODOX

LUTHERAk-MIssoURI SYNOD
Evening star., 1961-12-02
THE HUMAN SIDE OF RELIGION
Christion Science
Exhibits Appealing
BY CASPER NAMES
Religious News Editor Of The star

One OF WaShngtons most unusual places to visit from
exhibition angle the Christian Science Washington office
Sixteenth and streets N. w.
Here the local and visitor may obtain survey
OF the denominations activities that will prove both
enlghtenng and entertaining.
The comfortable building the cabinet officers
Evening star., 1961-03-14

Americas aged population
increased nearly twice as fast
as the rest of the population
in the last decade.
In 1860, the 65-and-oveI
population stood at 1858, $3.50
an increase Of 34.7 per cent
over the 1850 figure Of 49,
294.698. The population Of the
Nation as a whole grew only
1875 per cent in the same de-
cade.
In releasing the data today
census officials said there were
several reasons for the sharp
increase, the most important
being the higher life expect
ancy today and the lower
death rate.
The average woman in this
country can hope to live to 20
and the average man to 81.
The most unusual character
istic Of the aged population was
its great mobility during the
1950S. Instead Of staying
home. the aged moved to Diff
ferent parts OF the country to
retire.
The two States best known
Evening star., 1961-03-14
Mixed Pairs
Continue in
Denver Play
BY ALFRED SHEINWOLD
Star Bridge Columnist

DENVER, Mar. 14.-Mr. and
Mrs, Thomas K. Sanders OF
Nashville, Tenn, led the field
last night after two sessions
of the mixed-pair champion
ship. part Of the Spring Ma.
tional bridge tournament here
Leading scores were:
/. Mr.. and Mrs. Sanders, 400
points.
2. Mrs. Art Baron, Los An
geles, and Robert G. Jordan,
Philadelphia, 400 points.
8. Mr.. and Mrs. Howard
Schenken, New York, 3971a
points.
/. Mrs. Terry Michaels and
Israel Cohen qualified hand
somely in the mixed pair
championship and won their
first match yesterday after
noon in the 64-team contest
for the Harold s. Vanderbilt
Cup. Their teammates in the
Vanderbilt are Dick Harrison oi
Steubenville, Ohio, and Pau
Trent Of Charlottesville, Va.
Andrew Gabrilovitch Of Silver
Spring, Nd, and AL Roth, for
mer Washingtonian. also won
their first match in the team
championship.
Evening star., 1961-03-14
Hoffa Aides
PressCourtto 10
DropCharqes

ORLANDO, Fla, Mar. Il
(AP).-Attorneys for James r
Hoffa planned to call six add.
tional witness today to support
pleas for dismissal Of a H.
count Federal mail fraud in
dictment against the labor
leader and two co-defendantS
The United States District
Court hearing on motions BY
counsel for the three Detroit
men opened yesterday before
Judge Joseph p. Lieb.
Five Of the seven defense at.
torneys on hand took part ir
opening arguments. They at.
tempted to show that:
/. The grand jury which re.
turned the Indictment in De-
cember twas illegally consti.
tuted and empanelled.'
2. The Indictment gave enc
cause for action" by the Federal
Government.
Mr.. Hoffa, International pres
ident Of the Teamsters Union:
Henry Lower, former officer OF
a Teamsters local at Detroit;
and Robert E. Mccarthy, jr.,
a banker, could receive up to
so years in prison and $4,000
in fines II convicted on all
counts.
/ The jury indicted the three
on charges Of using the mails,
telephones and kilograms In q
fraudulent Florida land devel-
opment scheme involving mis-
use Of $500,O00 in union funds.
Defense attorneys spent much
lof yesterdays session delving
into the methods used to select
grand jury.
1T is our contention that
persons whose names were
placed In the Jury box were
not selected under Federal
law" said Jocob Kossman Of
Philadelphia. "The names were
selected by State rather than
Federal officials"
Mr.. Hoffa, who came to Or
lando for the hearing, sat in
the front row Of seats for spec
tators and appeared to listen
attentively to the proceedings.
Evening star., 1961-03-14
Aged Population Gains
Sharply and Is Mobile

for having large numbers oi
retired folk showed spectacular
increases in the decade.
Florida's 65-and-over popu-
lation skyrocketed from 237,.
474 to 553,129, an increase OF
1929 per cent. Arizona, rose
more than 100 per cent from
,241 to 90,225.
Other States with sharp in
creases-and the percentages-
were California, from 8o5, ,00S
to 1,376,204. a 53.8 per cent
rise; Nevada, from 1895 to
1918 (65.4 per cent?; New
Mexico, 33,064 to 51,270 (55.1);
Texas, 513, ,420 to 745,39 (45.2) :
New Jersey. 393,9s9 to $780, ,414
(42.2): Hawaii, 20,419 to 29,-
1852 (42.S), and Utah, 42,41s to
59.057 (41.3)!
The District Of Columbia
showed a small increase in the
number Of aged, from 56,687
to 69,143, a rise Of % per cent.
The aged make UP about 8 per
cent of the Districts popula-
Evening star., 1961-03-14

VIII receive the CaIQeCOCC Med
alSfor his picture book, 'Ba-
boushka and the Three Kings"
(ParnaSsus Press.
The awards were announced
In New York from the office Of
Frederic @. Melcher, donor Of
the medals. The announcement
was made by Miss Jean Merrill,
chairman Of the Newbery-Cal-
deceit Committee, which Sc
lected the award winners on
behalf Of the American Library
Association, from q total Of
1928 new books for children
published In 1860.
Since the Newbery Medal
was first awarded in 1922,
children's books have grown
from an infant industry to one
Of the most active areas Of
publishing, surpassed only by
adult fiction, with 1,642 titles
in 1860.
Mr.. O'Dell is a California
newspaperman, author Of three
adult books, and book column.
ist for the Los Angeles Mirror
News and San Diego Independ-
ent. His great-grandfather was
q first cousin Of Walter Scott
HIS award-winning book
Island Of the Blue Dolphins, >
(reviewed in the Sunday Star
March 81 Is based on the re.
markahle story Of an Indian
girl who lived alone for Il
years on an island off the Cali.
forrIia coast. Using source ma
terials preserved in the Sants
Barbara Mission and his thor
ough knowledge Of the Califor.
mia coast, Mr.. ODell has
created a story Of epic quality
Runners-up for the Newbery
Medal are America Moves For.
ward" by Gerald johnson
MORROW: "Old Ramon" by
Jack Schaeffer (Houghton) {;
and THE Cricket in Times
Square" by George Selder
(Farrar, Strauss g. Cudahy)
These selections illustrate two
tre1dS-the success Of men au.
thors in the children'S bool
field, and the increasing num-
bef of writer's from other areas
Evening star., 1961-03-14

who find increasing satisfac-
ton and success in children'S
books.
The Caldecott Medal win
ner, Nicholas Sidjakov, was
born in Latvia, studied art in
Paris, and worked in Italy,
Switzerland and Germany be-
fore he married an American
girl and settled down in the
San Francisco Bay area. His
winning book, "Baboushka and
the Three Kings" is an old
Russian folktale, illustrated in
bold line and strong colors.
This year there is only one
runnerup . for the Caldecott
Award, a book which many
critics had picked for top hon.
ors. Inch by Inch" by Lee
Lionni (an Astor book pub
lished by Ivan Obolensky) IL
one Of those rare picture books
in which simple text and dis
tinguished illustrations inter-
pret an abstract idea in terms
Of a child's world.
Evening star., 1961-03-14

ties to cooperate fully to that
end"
A contract dispute began 7Is
months ago between the Han
ford Atomic Metal Trades
Council and General Electric
Co. which operates the bic
sagebrusl1 and science center in
Southeastern Washington
where atomic materials are
produced.
At issue are wages, holidays
vacation, sick leave. insurance
and several other matters.
At present, the average pay
Is about So an hour. The COM
pany offered a three-year con-
tract with a 3 per cent raise
Immediately and with q 4 per
cent raise next year, qualified
by a number Of options. The
union asked a two-year con-
tract with a S per cent raise
each year.
Evening star., 1961-03-14
Kennedy's Plea
PostponesStrike
AtAtomic Plant

HANFORD, Wash, Mar. IA
tAP) A last-minute plea from
President Kennedy warded OFF
a strike Of $500 workers at the
|sprawling Hanford atomic
products operation late last
night.
The President sent kilograms
to the principal officials con-
Icerned. saying because Of the
nature Of the operation at the
plant" he urged the strike dead
line be set back from 1901
am. today to midnight March
81.
"The public interest requires
a speedy end Of this prolonged
dispute" the President said in
his kilograms. II urge all par
Evening star., 1961-03-14

ton, about the same as the
Nationwide figure. : In 1850,
the nationalsaverag was about
8 per cent.
New York still had the largest
aged population. with a figure
of 1851, 500, q 34.1 per cent
increase over 1850. California
was second with 1,376,204 and
Pennsylvania third with 1,12S,-
525. Illinois was fourth with
974,923; Ohio. fifth with S97,-
124, and Texas, sixth with
1881.
Virginia's aged increased
from 214,524 to 28S, ,970, a rise
of 34.7 per cent, and Mary
Evening star., 1961-03-14
Child Book Awards Go
To Two CoIifornions

"A California author and California advertising artist
were named today winners Of the Newbery Cadecott
Medals for the most distinguished chdens books published
in 1850 Both men are newcomers in the field
Scott ODe will receive the Newbery for Island of
the Blue Dolphins (Houghton Mifflin Nicholas Sdiakoy
Evening star., 1961-03-14

lands figure went UP from
1854 to 226.5Ss. q 3e.5 per
cent increase. a5
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1961-11-01
Pilots Chief
Plans 10 Quit

Clarence N. Sayen, president
Of the Air Line Pilots Associa-
ton, has told the board of
directors he wants to be re-
lieved of his $35,OOO-a-year
job.
In a press conference yester-
day at the Willard Hotel, Mr..
Sayen emphasized this was
mot a resignation" but notifi-
cation of his desires in order
that there can be an orderly
transition in the affairs of the
association.
At the same time, in an en-
tirely separate action. the ALPA
announced a new deadline for
| a strike of pilots against Trans
World Airlines as 1859 pm.
tomorrow. The pilots have
notified the National Mediation
Board.
Mr.. Sayen said his action
represents no change in aSSo-
citation policy or position on any
action pending before the pilot
group" He did not disclose any
future plans.
The former Braniff pilot has
been president about eight
years and has been with the
organization IA years.
Three members of the ALPA
executive board walked into the
press conference shortly after
it started, saying they were
unaware of why it had been
called. John c. Carroll, a Trans
World Airlines pilot and first
vice president Of the association,
expressed establishment when
told of Mr.. Sayen's action.
The association has no order
of succession in filling a presi-
Dental vacancy, but there were
indications that Mr.. Carroll
would seek the job.
The selection of a president
is made by the board OF
directors, totaling about 300.
pilots. The boards next regular
meeting is not scheduled until
November Of next year.
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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1961-10-26
A Few Words
The Cure Is Time-But !.

Somebody has said that the virus was in
vented by doctor who couldn't spell pneu-
monia.
However that may be, this is the season
when the flu bug, the common cold and all
the other ailments of changing weather begin
to take their toll of the populace. Not even
Suburbia is immune.
There are the headaches, the sore
muscles the atombomb-like sneezes, the
sniffles, the runny noses. There are the hours
of the day when living through the rest of it
hardly seems worth the trouble it takes.
One of the drawbacks of modern-day
medicine is that diagnoses have SO far out
stripped the cures that we're fighting pretty
much of a losing battle.
We might as well face it. Several times
a year. we or members of our family are go
ing to suffer the sings and arrows of such
an outrageous fortune You can look forward
to the same situation.
It's only natural that such things happen
what with the way we operate in this modern
world of ours.
For example the weather turns chill over
night but come morning do we take that into
account? We do not We bound from bed as
though it were still midsummer, pad around
in pajamas and little more freezing our feet
on the cold floor.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1961-10-26
By Kent Palmer

Then we decide that warmer clothes are
the order of the day so we dress warmly and
head for the office, where the wellmeaning
Janitor has turned up the heat on the old
thermostat on the wall to 80 or So BY mid.
day we are toasted and it looks as if it's too
warm outside to wear jacket Off to lunch
we go, without said jacket The breeze of
course, makes us sfiver little but we give it
little thought.
Thus it goes. The next morning, there is
the sore throat, along with the other symp-
toms mentioned in previous paragraph
The first cold of winter is with us
Of course the old saw is still around,
that you'd better get pneumonia instead of
cold, since nobody has cure for the cold.
But that is of little solace to those of us
who can't seem to contract anything more
serious than stuffy head and watery eyes,
with all their attendant miseries.
Not even television commercials can help,
raucous as they are. One thing, though, we've
found. Each is as effective as the other-in
that each has no more effect than the other.
The only real cure that anyone has come
up with is time If you wait long enough,
you'll get well. But nobody seems to be able
to patent it.
Besides, how could you put that in tele-
vision commercial?