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Evening star., 1961-03-23
Husband Quizzed
As Ohio Reopens
Murder Case
BY the Associated Press

Ohio authorities have re-
opened the Louise Bergen mur-
der case, her former husband,
William Bergen, said today
Ohio highway patrolmen, he
said, questioned him about two
weeks ago.
This was a Cincinnati
shooting in which Ohio Gov
Michael v. Di Sale on January
A commuted the sentence oil
Mrs. Bergen's convicted mur-
derer, Mrs. Edythe Klumpp
from death to life imprison-
ment.
Gov. Di Sale had inter-
viewed Mrs. Klumpp while she
was under the influence Of
sodium amytol (truth serum
The Governor said then he
would like to prosecute Ber-
gen and have Mrs. Klumpp as
my witness"
Mrs. Klumpp, who had been
living with Bergen, had tried
to implicate him.
Mr.. Bergen, now a Washing
ton insurance man, told a re-
porter he had again denied
during several hours of ques-
tioning by the patrolmen -
having anything to do with his
former wife's Staying.
HE Zone of the patrolmen)
asked me if I'd be willing to
take a (truth serum test"
Mr.. Bergen said. II said yes
and that was the end of it,
Evening star., 1961-03-23
U. N.
Nieerion Criticizes
Stevenson Aid Idea

curity without wasteful and
dangerous competition in arm
aments.
8. Emergency aid to the
Congo.
A, international assistance in
shaping long-term African de-
velopment programs.
S. U. N. aid for education.
In a speech before the Gen
eral Assembly last fall, Mr.. Eli
senhower promised that the
United States would contribute
to an expanded educational
program for Africa and offered
to set up a commission to CO.
operate with the U. N. in bring
ing an increased number of
African students to the United
States.
The day after Mr.. Eisenhow-
er'S speech Soviet Premier
Khrushchev proposed that the
Assembly call for abolition of
all colonies. At British Prime
Minister Macmillan's urging,
Mr.. Eisenhower ordered the
United States delegation to
abstain on the Assembly vote
which approved Mr.. Khru-
shchev's call. The United States
abstention was bitterly resented
by the Asian and African coun-
tries.
Mr.. Stevenson conferred
again yesterday with Soviet
Foreign Minister Andrei A.
Gromyko on arrangements for
resumption Of disarmament
negotiations and told newsmen
that the United States and
Soviet Governments seem
agreed the new negotiations
should take place in Geneva
where the last donation talks
ended in a Soviet walkout last
June 27.
Earlier the Russians and
Americans repeatedly had
agreed the talks would start
in August, but Mr.. Stevenson
said there still were differences
over the makeup of the new
negotiating group, the starting
date and basic principles to
govern the talks.
Evening star., 1961-03-23
BY the Associated Press

Military officials found them
selves on the defensive recently
against Representative Floods
digs at "lace-curtain" flag and
general officers.
The Pennsylvania Democrat
lambasted the three services in
turn as they sought to justify
manpowcr expenses for the
coming year before the House
Appropri a tions Committee.
Their testimony was released
today.
The Army got it in this form:
You have generals popping
out from behind pillars all over
the world attached to the
ABODE commission or on
something"
The Army conceded it had
l10 generals serving outside
strictly Army duty.
Evening star., 1961-03-23
G. O. P. to Back
Kennedy on Laos
BY the Associated Press

BY tne ASSOClabed Press
r pub C a n congress
sional leaders pledged today to
stand behind President Ken
nedy in whatever decision he
makes on the grave situation in
Laos.
- Senator Dirksen and Repre-
sentative Halleck, the Senate
and House Republican leaders,
told reporters they are hopeful
the situation can be resolved by
peaceful negotiations.
They were asked if the Re-
publicanS would support put
ting United States troops into
Laos.
"Oh, we haven't gotten to
that stage at ALL" Senator
Dirksen replied. Similarly, Mr..
Halleck said I'VE are not that
far down the road"
Senator Dirksen said lit
must go out to the country"
that despite party differences
on domestic issues and some
times on foreign policy, in a
situation like this you must
have cohesion. unity and COM
mon purpose"
So, he added, whatever deci-
sion is finally made for dealing
with the crisis in Laos, there
must be a united country be-
hind the President.
The Republicans, however,
called on President Kennedy to
explain why the United States
voted in the u. N. last week for
an inquiry into racial disorders
in Portugal's African colony of
Angola.
1T marked the first time in
the history of the United Ma
tons that our country was
paired with the Soviet Union
on a losing issue before the
Security Council - hardly a
proud moment for Uncle Sam, +"
said Senator DirkSen.
I'VE have been advised" I"
Senator Dirksen added, that
the decision to side with the
Soviet Union was made by
President Kennedy himself. We
feel an explanation is due the
American people and our allies. "
Asked what the Republicans
would have done, Senator Dirk
sen said this country could have
abstained on the vote.
Evening star., 1961-03-23
MILITARY
/. 1000 Troops Near
!. IfNeeded in Laos

were pesSimiStic-some sait
they still believe the Royal Lao
tian army. whose will and read,
iness to fight has been brough
into question. can hold tht
major cities even if the pro
Red Pathet Lao take more o
the countryside.
There was some speculation
that the eight-nation SEATC
alliance, or some of its mem
bers. might decide on a join
move in Laos unless the s!tua
ton were stabilized.
SEATO Protection
Besides the United States
SEATO members are Britain
France, Australia, New Zealand
Thailand, the Philippines anC
Pakistan.
While Laos is not a memoel
of SEATO, the embattlet
jungle kingdom comes under it
protection.
/ In the past, Britain, France
and New Zealand have shown
reluctance to consider plunginl
into the Laos situation Will
military force. Pakistan. tn
Philippines and Thailand-
which has a long common Dor
der with Laos-have been out
spokenly for a firm stand II
save the kingdom from beinl
swallowed by the Communists.
If direct military interven
ton should be ordered, the mos
readily available troops woulC
be a 1,500-man United States
Marine battalion landing team
afloat with the 7th Fleet in Fal
Eastern waters, and a $500.
man Commonwealth brigade
made up of British, Australian
and New Zealand soldiers, basec
in Malaga.
Forces Ready
The Marines and the Com.
monwealth brigade are traineC
and ready for the sort of opera.
tions they would face in Laos
with its heavy jungle cover.
The Marine force is equipped
with helicopters and the Com.
monwealth Brigade has avail.
able to it propeller driver
transport planes suited to tht
small airportS in Laos.
Also, a reinforced Army battle
group of some 1000 airbornt
troops on Okinawa could be air.
lifted the nearly 1000 miles tc
Laos, perhaps by way Of Soutf
Wet Nam or Thatland.
Laos is a landlocked country
roughly the size of Idaho
Seaborne forces and supplies
could be landed in South Vie
Nam on the east or Thailanc
o.: the wes.
1t has virtually no roads anc
only five important airfields-
and one of these fields is il
country the Pathet Lao re,
Gently have taken.
The 7th Fleet normally in,
cludes three attack carrier!
with bombers and fighters tha
can range inland. It also gen.
orally has a carrier adapted fol
Marine landing operations
with some 80 helicopters, anc
another carrier geared for anti,
submarine warfare but usablt
to mount helicopter operations
Evening star., 1961-03-23
MILITARY
Continued From First Page

Continued From First Page
could not be certain how much
is true, how much is mere in
depreciation Of routine combat
training movements and how
much arises out Of speculation.
1000 Troops
: Southeast Asia Treaty Or
ganization nations could throw
about 1000 battle-ready troops
into Laos in a short time after
any decision to help the royal
government.
This conclusion was drawn
from a check of military sources
here today as concern deep
ened over the apparently de-
teriorating situation in the
mountainous kingdom where
pro-Communist rebels are ad-
yancing toward the capital of
Nientiane.
I, Against the Pathet Lao rebels
-estimated to number between
1900 and 10000 force of
1000 disciplined, well-armed
men could be decisive if used
to bolster the 29,000-man Royal
Eaotian army.
, However, the danger some
United States officials see is
that such intervention might
evoke a similar response from
the Communist side and thus
set off O Korea type war.
= U. 8. Obstacles
p. If such a war should erupt,
The United States would be at
a disadvantage because its
forces are thinly spread and it
is short on airlift and sealift.
= United States officials said
yesterday there was no serious
thought, as Of then, of direct
American military interven-
ton.
Not all United States officials
Evening star., 1961-03-23
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Evening star., 1961-03-23
6 Cities Man
SnowStrategy
BY CHARLES d. PIERCE
Star staff Writer

NEW YORK, Mar. 23.-Dis-
trict of Columbia officials
learned here today that no one
has any magic answers to the
snow removal problem.
| A delegation from Washing
ton, headed by Engineer Com
missioner Frederick j. Clarke,
had come here seeking advice
on how to do a better job in
clearing snow from the streets
of the Nations Capital.
They were attending a con-
ference Of six cities on urban
snow removal at the Manhat-
tan Hotel.
A light snow with Sleet was
falling in New York as the
conference started.
The first session of the
meeting served as a sort of
wailing wall for the city Of
ficialS present.
Report Criticism
All reported they had been
criticized last winter for incon-
veniencing the public and not
doing a better job Of moving
traffic during and after snow
storms.
Said Gen. Clarke:
We've been subjected to a
great deal of criticism and told
we don't fight snow properly
like other Eastern cities. We
want to find out what we don't
do. We want to know if we
are not doing the best Job pos
sible."
He was quickly reassured by
other city officials that he
wasn't the only one who hao
headaches from snow problems
Henry A. Barnes, Commits.
sioner Of Transit and Traffic in
Baltimore. said:
In Baltimore a heavy dew
will slow traffic down. Snow
is catastrophe"
Even a representative of the
proud city of New York con-
ceded that the Nations largest
city hasn't solved its snow
problems.
Said John j. Trainor, CHIEF
OF staff Of the New York De.
partment of Sanitation:
Even during a good rair
traffic is slowed down in New
York, not to mention snow OF
sleet."
One official, Frank S. Am,
broSe, superintendent of the
Pittsburgh Bureau of Bridges
Highways and Sewers, said he
thought Washington needed
more snow equipment.
He said he had been ir
Washington for the inaugura.
tion of President Kennedy anc
had been surprised by the way
traffic had been begged dowr
in the snow.
Il asked a cab driver" he
said, why they couldn't do a
better job in Washington Of
cleaning off the snow.
THE driver told me it was
because the people in Wash.
ington don't have the right to
vote"
However. Mr.. Ambrose con-
ceded that the problem during
the Inauguration was un-
doubtedly aggravated by the
large number OF visitors in
Washington.
Gen. Clarke said after the
first session Of the meeting that
the problem seems to be gen.
orally the same in all these
cities"
Philadelphia and Boston also
were represented.
Evening star., 1961-03-23
Space Cutchers
Awarded Trophy
BY the Associated Press

a! tHe AeeoSlAtSu FreSS
An Air Force squadron which
snatched three Discoverer space
capsules in the air after they
were elected from orbiting
satellites has been chosen to
receive the 1860 MacKay
trophy.
Gen. Thomas D. White, Air
Force chief Of staff, awarded
the trophy to the 6593d Test
Squadron at Hickam Air Force
Base in Hawaii.
The MacKay trophy is
awarded annually to the person
or group accomplishing the
most meritorious Air Force
flight Of the year.
Evening star., 1961-03-23
Continued From First Page

COHttHucO ETOm FlFSL rage
money and a lot of manpower. "
He declared that the program
should be examined on its
merits and divorced entirely
from any military aid aspects.
Il prefer to think our policy
should be justified by an en-
lightened selflessness," he as
serted. This should be a great
adventure in human co-opera-
ton, and it is one to which the
American administration is
wholeheartedly dedicated"
1t is up to the United Nations,
he added, to draw up plans
aimed at making the 1960s "a
historic decade of progress in
Africa"
Mr.. Stevenson was enlarging
on help-to-Africa proposal
laid before the Assembly last
fall by President Eisenhower
But Mr.. Stevenson noted there
had been many changes in the
world in the last six months
and also in the United States.
Reds to Study Plan
Sources close to the United
States delegation said the new
administration plans consider.
able changes in the Eisenhower
program, which never reached
the resolution stage. The dele.
cation has been circulating &
tentative resolution among thu
African nations for the pas
week, trying to formulate {
plan that will give the Africans
what they need and wan
rather than what other nation
think they ought to have.
A cource close to the Sovie
delegation said the Russian
would study the plan as pre-,
Sented by Mr.. Stevenson before
taking a stand.
The original Eisenhower plar
hinged on five main points:
/. Non-interference in thu
internal affairs of the African
countries.
2. Help in assuring their Sc
Evening star., 1961-03-23

it came on the air to replace q
public affairs program. He
denied Mr.. O'Donnell's claim
that the jury discussed evidence
that had not been brought out
in open court.
"PandemOnium" Breaks Out
The deliberations Of a petit
jury are not secret" Mr.. Cahil.
said. 1T is the same as wher
reporters interviewed the jurors
right after the verdict except
that more people saw it,"
WBAL officials said pan
demonium" broke out at the
station this morning after
word was received that the
judge had delayed ReeS' SEN
fencing. Mr.. Hines said the
Jurors were not paid for theil
re-enactment and said the
show had not been cleared
with Judge Thomson.
Mr.. Magruder declined tc
answer when he was asked il
he had been paid. The juror
said he was contacted severa
weeks ago about being on the
show.
There was no immediate ex,
planation from station official!
about why three of the /.
jurors did not appear. Report,
ers Immediately asked the sta,
ton to set up a rerun Of thu
taped show and the request was
granted
Many Claim Mistrial
The delay means Rees prob
ably will not be sentenced until
next week, unless Mr.. ODon.
nell files, as he indicated he
might, a motion for a mistrial
Under Federal law Judge Thorn
sen may impose a sentence oi
an indeterminate number oi
years up to life but may moi
impose the death penalty. Un-
der the maximum sentence pos
sible ReeS would be eligible for
parole in is years.
Virginia officials were pres
ent in court this morning tc
observe the sentencing. The
State is preparing to try Reese
for the murder of Mrs. Jack.
sons husband, Carroll Jack.
son, 90, and their other daugh.
ter, Janet. 10 months, in jan
uary, 1859.
The four Jacksons were alb.
Quoted on a lonely road il,
Louisa County, Va. The father
and Janet were found slain ir
Spotsylvania County on March
4. 1859. and the mother ano
Susan Anne were found dead
II days later in a shallow grave
in Anne Arundel County. Md.
Evening star., 1961-12-04

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Evening star., 1961-11-01
The Rewards Of Grondporenthood

"As youngin-heart grandmother of six your lively
column brings back many fond memories. May take
issue however with your statement recent column that
all children when too busy to share their lives
with their parents.
I realize that we fortunate in that three little
families live nearby and the six cousins really like
brothers and sisters in the beach house
Rehoboth overflows. But all live own lives and If
anything it's the grandparents who spoiled We grand
parents are having the time of lives because we see
IN our adult chldrens handling of their households
dence OF all the things that tried to inSti in them
Granted that there rewards in growing children
we maintain that the greatest Joy has in pride
in seeing grown children making wise decisions because
they have absorbed the ideals by which they reared
Believe me. DON'T think family is unique!"-Mrs
Douglas Whitlock, Washington ~
Evening star., 1961-11-01
De MoIeyns
Are Honored
At Porty

First Secretary Of the Brit
ish Embassy and Mrs. F. A.
de Moleyns were honored at
a week end cocktail party
given by Commissioner of the
Interstate Commerce Com
mission and MIS-. Donald
Paxton Mcpherson, il.
About 230 guests attended
the party, in celebration of
the de Moleyns' 25th wedding
anniversary. Am o ng them
were various Embassy Off
cials.
Mrs. de Moleyn Is newly
appointed vice president of
the Capital Speakers Club.
Evening star., 1961-11-01
Apron Pocket Recipes

Though personally blame the pixies. home economist
Priscilla Grgg has theories about why there be
so much day to day dfeenness in the taste Of coffee:
1. The of the coffee The older it gets the more
flavor it loses After while though you are measuring
the amount, the coffee itself is gradually getting
weaker.
2. The cleanness of the pot freshly washed perc'
drip or siex makes favorfu coffee Be sure, how
ever, that all is thoroughly rinsed Quit could
definitely affect flavor. '
3. Brewing time Heating reheating-an have their
effect on this delicate drink
T. Variations in the chemical content of the water
The water that flows from your faucet today may be
precisely the same as that which used for the coffee
yesterday.
5. The time Of day, and how hungry you arel
Evening star., 1961-11-01
The Small Fry Soy.

Mother: See here, you children can't stop fighting
and arguing you'll have to stop playing together"
AStonished 8-year-old But Mommy we like to fight
and argue. What goods friend you can't get mad at
him?"
Evening star., 1961-11-01
NY Fovorite Neiehbor Says

"The reason don't clean up my house more often is
Il like to results When you're spc span every
day miss that triumphant feeling you get when you've
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