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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1961-02-09

land Congregational Church
with study groups and coffee
following the services.
Beginning with Ash Wednes
day, February Is, the programs
viii be held each Wednesday
at 8 pm.
Study groups will include a
course on understanding the
New Testament using the text
"An Introduction to New Tesla.
ment Thought" by Frederick
Grant, led by Professor Robert
G. Jones, associate professor OF
religion, George Washington
University. A study Of values Of
daily living will be led by DR..
Christine Shelton, director OF
Religious Education, Westmore.
land Church, using the text
THE Individual and His Rel.
gion" by Gordon Airport. A
workshop on prayer, using the
Bishops book for Lent. Heart
In Pilgrimage" by Reginald
Cant as a text, will be instruct.
ed by the Rev. Thomas C. Dick,
minister OF WestmoreIand
Church.
Registration for the classes
may be made by calling the
Church Office at OIL. 1890.
Donald r. Larrabee, news edi-
tor with the Buckley Griffin
News Bureau and a former Sec
rotary of the National Press
Club, has been elected modera.
tor of the Westmoreland Con-
gregational Church.
Other newly elected officers
include Eugene T. Aldridge, jr.,
Benjamin L. Haskins, and Don.
aid G. Stuart, treasurers; C. w.
Crickman, clerk; and Mrs.
Charles E. Mills, assistant clerk.
Newly elected members of
the Board of Trustees include
DR.. Parker S. Dorman, Lyle r.
Mercer, c. Roger Nelson, John
H. Pickering, and Thorndike
jr.
New deacons include John d.
Abrahamson, DR.. James J. Ken.
nedy, Donald r. MacQuivey,
Richard S. T. Marsh, and DR.. C.
Kenneth Snyder.
New members of the Board
of Education are Harold F. Ell
sele, Mrs. Stephen J. Smith, DIR.
Gordon B. Avery, Lawrence C.
Bangs, jr., Mrs. George T. Con.
rad, jr., and Philip P. Perkins.
New parish board members
are Mrs. Fred Blackburn, Mrs.
Rufus E. Miles, jr., Col. Charles
v. Ruzek, jr., Mrs. Harold A.
Serr and Elton d. Woolpert.
Over $50 guests have been in.
vited to the reception for
Robert E. Costello, new direc.
tor of the Christ Child Hospital
for children to be held at the
hospital in Rockville tomorrow
from 3-5 pm.
The hospital, one of the major
projects of the Christ Child So.
ciety, Inc, provides residential
care and treatment for emotion.
ally disturbed children on an
integrated basis.
The guests will include rep
resentatives from churches and
social service, medical and civic
groups.
Five Protestant churches in
the CoIesville area will launch a
religious survey of their com.
nunity Sunday, with the aim
TO render better service to the
religious needs of the area.
The information obtained dur.
ing the week.long telephone
survey will be turned over to
the ministers and churches in.
iicated by the responses to the
questions.
Participating ministers and
include David L. Mar.
in, Colesville Baptist; ID. Law.
renee Getman, vicar, CoIesvilIe
Episcopal; f. l.. Stark, st. Ste.
phens Lutheran; o. A. BARLEY.
Colesville Methodist, and Amos
United Presbyterian.
y
DR.. John O'Connor of Bethes.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1961-02-09
News of the Churches

Evangelical Church the formally
organized special performed Sunday at the Damascus Ee
School
evangelism the MARYLAND oated at the and the Rev. Albert
, 1961-07-01
Norforms'
HARVEY

HARVEY ...
Three cork-turf tennis pro shop
are located on a breezy point of
land near the Spanish-colonial
club house and a short way from
the beachfront hotel accommoda-
lions. Swimming pools, twin cres-
cent beaches and other sports
facilities are located at the 188-
room Dorado Beach Hotel which
adjoins the golf course.
Raynor was a member Of the
field staff of the PEA tournament
bureau for some nine years. He
travelled almost constantly
throughout the country as tourna-
ment supervisor. He was pro-
fessional at the Modesto, Califor-
MIA golf course and played on the
1949 Winter Golf Tour. A native
of California, he studied at the
University of Oregan.
, 1961-07-01
RorARIANs

What follows the eveluation Of
q school after receiving the re-
port of the visiting committee?
These suggestions are made by
the National Association:
l. Develop an organized plan
for improving the school over a
period Of time in accordance with
stated recommendations.
2. The principal and his staff
should become familiar with the
information contained in the writ
ten report.
3. Review and study of the re-
port is necessary to determine
to what extent a given area is
improving or whether it is i'm
proving at all.
4. In deciding what to work on
first. ian enumeration might be
made as follows:
Things being done rather we'll;
things achieved on a less desir-
able basis; things not done that
should be done; and things not
done that will not or perhaps can
not be done.
In conclusion, let me say that
it is not impossible to accredit
the High Schools of the Virgin Is
lands. However, if we are to OBJ
tain accreditation for Virgin Is
lands schools the effort must be
a cooperative one by the Admins
tration of the Government, by the
Department OF Education, and by
the teachers of our High Schools.
Let us hope that this cooperative
effort will be made at an early
date and that the Improvement
that results from our accredita-
ton will be of immediate bene-
tit to the children Of these Islands.
, 1961-07-01

-. tie new, easier, surer protection
for these most intimate marriage pro-
bIems.
What a blessing to be able to
trust in the wonderful germi-
cidal protection Norforms can
give you. Norforms have a high
ly perfected new formula that
releases antiseptic and germici-
dai ingredients with longIasting
action. The exclusive new base
melts at body temperature, for
ming a powerful protective film
that guards (but will not harm)
the delicate tissues.
And Norforms' deodorant
protection has been tested in a
hospital clinic and found to be
more effective than anything it
had ever used. Norforms eIimi-
nate (rather than cover up) en-
b~arassing odors, yet have no
medicine" or "desinfectant'''
odor themselves.
And what convenience! These
small feminine suppositorieS are
80 easy and convenient to use.
Just insert no apparatus,
mixing or measuring. They're
greaseless and they keep in any
climate.
Available in packages of II
and %
Tested by doctors -.
trusted by women
proved IN hospital clinics
, 1961-07-01
CALL FOR BIDS

Sealed bids, in quadrupli-
cate, will be received at the
Dept. Of Property & Procure
ment, Division of Procure
ment, Christiansted, ST. Croix,
Virgin Islands until HOO A.
July. 7, 1861.
, 1961-07-01
Crushed Stone

The Government reserves
the right to reject any or all
bids, to waive any informally
in bids, and, unless otherwise
specified by the Government
or by the bidder, to accept any
item IN the bid.
Copies Of Invitation to bid
may be obtained from the Di-
vision of Procurement, Chris
tiansted, St. Croix, Virgin
Islands.
MARIO LEWIS
Commissioner of Property
and Procurement
Per:
Alphonso Romney
District Supervisor
, 1961-07-01
POSITION WANTED

Executive Secretary : Moving
permanently to St. Croix. Ten
years experience in Advertis-
ing, Radio-TV, Hotel and Real
Estate fields.
Available October 1st. Write
Mignon C. Moore
8 Point Road, Bellport, NY.
, 1961-07-01
DISTRIBUTION

Foods to be distributed include
canned pork and gravy, dried
beans, rolled oats, lard, flour, non
fat dried milk, cornmeal and rice.
, 1961-07-01
THE APARTMENT
CALL 0 BIDS

Sealed bids, in quadruplicate
will be received at the Depart
ment of Property and Procure
ment, Division Of Procure
ment, Christiansted, St. Croix
Virgin Islands, until HOO A.
M. July 10, 1861,
Gasoline. Lubricating Oil.
etc.
The Government reserves
the right to reject any or all
bids, to waive any informality
in bids, and unless otherwise
specified by the Government.
or by the bidder, to accept any
item in the bid.
Copies of Invitation to bid
may be obtained from the Di-
vision of Procurement, Chris
tiansted, St. Croix, u. S. Vir-
gin Islands.
MARIO LEWIS
Commissioner Of Property
and Procurement
Per:
Alphonso RomneY
District Supervisor
1875
Evening star., 1961-09-19
WHY GROW OLD?
eeth Affect Smile,
And Contour of Face

the orthodontist carefully
studies the face and mouth
with extensive X-rays, photo
graphs and plaster casts
He then decides which teeth
must be repositioned. On
rare occasions he may de-
eide to pull some teeth, al
though some dentists object
to extracting sound teeth for
any purpose.
Braces
This repositioning is ac-
compliShed by metal and
wire appliances called braces.
These exert gentle, constant
pressure to bring the teeth
into proper alignment. The
bony structure in which the
teeth are imbedded is not
inflexible.
The length of time the cor
rection of such tooth defects
takes depends on many fac
tors, the complexity of the
problem, age. and the CO.
operation of the patient.
This skill is a wonderful
boon to those who need it. 1t
is one of today's miracles.
The difference in appear
ance, as well as personality,
is often dramatic.
Register and Tribune Syndicate
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Mrs. WeIborn
To Speak
At Dinner

Mrs. j. York Welborn,
president of the Virginia Fed
Grafton of women's Clubs,
will speak at the eighth anni-
verSary dinner of the Junior
Woman's Club of Falls
Church. The dinner meeting
will be held this evening at
the Country Squire Restau-
rant at Seven Corners.
The Falls Church Juniors,
now headed by Mrs. Fred G..
Baur, were organized in Au-
gust of 1858 under the spon-
sorship of the Falls Church
Woman's Club. They now
mark eight years of COM
munity service as a federated
club, offering continuing
help to such organizations as
Evening star., 1961-09-19
ST.. AIbun's
Women Plan
Gift Tea

Plans have been completed
for the annual gift tea given
by the Women of st. Adams
Episcopal Church for their
opportunity shop. The tea
will be held in the church's
Satterlee Hall from 8. to 5
pm. on Wednesday, Septem-
ber 81.
Gifts received will be sold
in the shop and all proceeds
will go to the various chari-
ties and activities at home
and abroad that are sup
ported by the Women of st.
Adams.
Guests will be invited to
visit the shop which is To-
Gated in the basement of
Satterlee Hall.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Tosh-Kondel

Mr.. and Mrs. Barney Kan
del of Frederick, Md, an
nounce the marriage of their
daughter Diana to Mr.. Ken
meth r. Tash, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Samuel Tash. The
wedding took place August
16 at the Rogers Avenue
Synagogue in Baltimore. The
couple now live in Silver
Spring.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Gibson-Moeee

Mr.. and Mrs. James E.
Magee announce the mar
riage Of their daughter Joyce
Edna to Mr.. Robert Noel
Gibson, son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert Noel Gibson of Ar
lington. The wedding took
place September 9 at the
Church of the Holy Com
munion. The couple will live
in Glass Manor, Md.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Rothrock-HiII

Mr.. and Mrs. James E.
Hill Of Arlington announce
the marriage of their daugh-
ter Judith Claybourn to Mr..
Hamilton Irving Rothrock,
jr., son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Rothrock of Wyckoff, N. j.,
formerly of Alexandria. The
wedding took place Septem-
Der 9 at the darlington
Methodist Church in Alex
andria. The couple will live
in Philadelphia, Pa.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
BeosIey-Okrino

Mr.. Leonard Okrina of
Cotton wood, Mimi, an
nounces the marriage of his
daughter Evelyn Elaine to
Mr.. Steven Edwards Beasley,
son of DR.. and Mrs. Willis
Beasley of Bethesda, Md.
The bride is also the daugh-
ter of the late Mrs. Okrina.
The wedding took place Sep
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Furmon-Loomis

Mr.. and Mrs. Ronald ].
Loomis of Silver Spring an
nounce the marriage of their
daughter Susan Roni to Mr..
S. Ronald Furman, son of
Mrs. Edward C. Furman. The
wedding took place Septem-
Der 16 at st. Francis Episco-
pal Church in Potomac, Md.
The couple will live in Po-
tomac.
Evening star., 1961-09-19

the Fairfax Hospital. the
Cerebral Palsy Pre-School
Development Center in Falls
Church and the Camp Easter
Seal Summer Treatment
Center for Handicapped
Children in New Castle, Va.
For the past three years,
the 36-member club has car
ried on a growing program
Of recording text books for
blind school children under
the guidance of the Virginia
Commission for the Visually
Handicapped.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
HoII-Good

Mr.. and Mrs. B. Franklin
Good of Falls Church an
nounce the marriage of their
daughter Henrietta E. to Mr..
Harold D. Hall, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Homer D. Hall of
Dallas, Tex. The wedding
took place September 8 at
Dulin Methodist Church. The
couple will live in Dallas.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Torpy-HiIyord

Mrs. William Hilyard of
East Stroudsburg, Pa, an
nounces the marriage of her
daughter Carole Ann to End
1t, Charles R. Torpy, USAF,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. L. Ray
Torpy of Alexandria. Mrs.
Torpy is also the daughter
of the late Mr.. Hilyard. The
wedding took place Septem-
ber 9 at the United Church
of Christ in East Strouds-
burg. The couple will live in
New York City.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Gosson-Gosorn

Col. Louis M. GoSorn, USA
J, ret0, and Mrs. GoSorn of
Alexandria announce the
marriage of their daughter
& Mary Lou to Mr.. Richard H.
Gossom. son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Richard B. GosSom. jr., of
!, Arlington. The wedding took
y place August 3 at Emmanuel
Church-on-the-Hil in Alex
andria. The couple will live
! in Arlington.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
Offer To Pay
Cash for Your
NEW CAR

Arrange your financing first. at
First & Citizens, and then when you go
out to price the new cars and get the
best deal, you can talk cash to the
dealer. 1t gives you a good feeling to
know that cash is ready and waiting for
you at First & Citizens.
Take up to 96 months to repay at our
low interest rates. Compare the low cost
of First & Citizens Automobile Loan
with any type of loan offered anywhere,
and see why folks prefer First & Citizens.
Let First & Citizens help you pay
cash for your car-then 60 out and buy
the car you want on cash terms. Phone
us or see any loan officer at any one Of
our eight Offices.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
HoIbrook-Hons

Mr.. and Mrs. John E. Hans
announce the marriage Of
their daughter Suzanne Ma
rie to Ensign Douglas Paul
Holbrook, son of Mrs. Nevin
Wetzel of Salt Lake City,
Utah, and Mr.. Douglas Hol-
brook. The wedding took
place September 2 at st.
Andrews Chapel, US. Naval
Academy. The couple will
live in Connecticut.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
WEDDINGS

tember 16 at Christ Lutheran
Church in Cottonwood, MINI.
The couple will live in Balti-
more, Md.
Evening star., 1961-09-19
By JOSEPHINE LOWMAN

A woman's smile has been
sung about and written about
perhaps more often than eyes.
moon, June and other ro-
mantle subjects. 1t doesn't
take a genius to know that
teeth play a leading role in
the attractiveness of a smile.
If the teeth are dingy or
crooked, or if there are spaces
between them, this naturally
makes a smile less beautiful.
Also, not only do teeth af-
feet your smile, but the con-
tour of your face. For in
stance, they determine the
pugnacious jaw and the re-
ceding chin.
Straightens Teeth
Orthodontia is dentistry
which deals with irregularity
of teeth. An orthodonist is a
dentist who Specializes in
Strengthening teeth. He dag
noses and corrects irregular
tiles in teeth positions (such
as widely spaced, crowded.
protruding or twisted teeth
and jaw relationships which
cause facial deformities.
After reviewing a patients
medical and dental history.
Evening star., 1961-07-23
ARLINGTON N.
REnRMC q IINI Z

ARLINGTON, This BONUS.
PACKED" brick-and-New England
shingle 3-bedrm. and paneled der
home may be purchased with as
low as $1,000 down. Incl. is full
bsmt:, sep. din. rm.. liv. rm. with
firepl., neat, deep lot, fenced with
trees. S21, 500.
Evening star., 1961-07-23
JOHN NJ. ANDERSON

IA. S-s2l4 ia. 5-0st2
ARL. BLVD, Fail Church-Neariy.
new, 2-bath, 3-bedrm. brick ram.
bier on lovely. level. 240-ft. lot
with gorgeous trees. Full bsmt., >
fireplaces: GARDEN SPACE and
other extras. On quiet. wooded
street. Convenient to everything
LAIRD REALTY. JE. 3-2134.
ARL., N.-A must to see. Spacious
3-bedrm. rambler, center hall. :
baths, delightful rec. rm. vii.
hamsburg area. Priced 10 sell, BY
OWNER, JE. 4-696S
Evening star., 1961-07-23

cHEvERLY-A big brick rambler
with 1900 50. It. Of living, space.
Liv. room, 1Sx23. large DIN; rra.
and kit. 8 bedrms., large closets
: and built-in dressers. Ia baths
: 36-in. attic fan. Full, bsmt.. par;
exit 10 level fenced lot. Off-street
parking. Asking $21,750.
Evening star., 1961-07-23
UNIVERSITY HILLS

UNIVERSITY OF MARYLANI II
AkEA = Attractive 2-bedroom
rancher with large kitchen, con-
venient location. S11,960.
KEN DRUSKIN q CO. HE. 9-24OC
UNIVERSITY PARK AREA-6-BFD.
ROOM, 3-BATH custom ultra 4
level split, central air condition
ing. Many many extras. Fol
substantial purchaser. By ap'
Also de luxe building sitesl Wei
nelp you arrange your custom
nome ,,l1,, n this desirable area.
He. 4-35O0 HA. 2-e2sC
UNIVERSITY PARK - Authenti,
stone Cape Code on beaut. land
scaped lot of " wooded acre
: nrse bedrms.. 3 tiled baths
family size din. rm:, nv. rm. witt
Mrp' M{irepI' and % beautiful rec. rm. with
Compare at S3i.50O Can I'll I
pm. WA. 7-39OO. ROBERT a
DAVIS q co. INC.
UNIVERSITY PARK = ALL TIN
CHARM AND COMFORT which
an older cuStom-h home cal
offer; Extra large living room witt
fireplace, dining room and kiteh.
en-, plus Q sewing room; ali OF
first floor. 3 bright bedroom
plus enclosed and heated porcf
on. End floor. Full basement, larEI
detached garage. Tree shaded anS
handicapped yard. Many other fea.
lures. First time offered!i S17, 800
Buy Of the year, Exclusive witt
BOWERS BROS, AP. 7-S4O0.
Evening star., 1961-07-23

S19. .950-(New brick rambler). Oper
TO-DAY, L TO DARK. Full bsmt.
Wash. blvd. to Ohio st. and fol.
low sign.
Evening star., 1961-07-23
A LITTLE LAND?

SbOU down. CT. b-2IBI,
ANNANDALE, Columbia Pines, $50
Ridge rd.-Centrally air-cond., g.
bedrm. rambler. Firepl., daylight
bsmt.; fenced yard; swim share
avail. VA or FLA financing. own
er selling below S19,50Q appraisal.
Less than $475 down. CT. 6-2s67,
ANNANDALE AREA, 100 Tappaha-
mock dr.. Westchester subdivision.
off Of Little River turnpike = 3
bedrooms, 2 baths, h-acre lot;
$50 Small dn. payt. Phone 461-
Q462 for inSnection.
Evening star., 1961-07-23

R1vERpALE-Location Of conven-
.ience and an all-brick home Win
4 bedrms., extra large. liv. room,
: large equipped kit; full rec. type
,bsnit. with exit. 3x1S de luxe port
able swimming pool. It's . ter
rifle buy at $4,000.
Evening star., 1961-07-23
HOUSES FOR sALE-VA.

ALEX, BUCKNEL MANoR-S5oO
DOWN: new condition; 4-bedrm.
home: Anchor fenced lot: nr.
schools. Fine for children. Open
today. 1904 ouander rd. BLAN-
KENSHIP REAL ESTATE, IA. s.
0AOE an QrIOS
Evening star., 1961-07-23

$36,950 -1h yrs. young. large
ditioned). gorgeous home for en-.
tertaining or large family; 3 OF
4 bedrms.. liv. rm., firepl.. sepa.
rate din. rm., 3 tiled baths, lge
rec. rm. with firepl. DASHBOARD
HOT-WATER HEAT. lear car.
port. Loaded with extras. Must
seei
Evening star., 1961-07-23
I. L, LEWIS

REALTORS 10. 0-4o3U
LEWISDALE = Air conditioned new
3-bedrm. rambler. 2 baths. d.
luxe kits din. rr1i, rr1i, 6s9 6smt.: owner sI
agents. S1S,250. HA. 2-S716.
LEWISDALE = EXCELLENT BUY
2-bedrm. brick Cape Cod with
dormer upstairs for 2 additiona
bedrms. plus bath; plumbing and
heating rouehed In: $1b.50O
HUGH 7. PECK. Realtor, HE. 4
1T00
Evening star., 1961-07-23
6IlQpgm

OXON HILL AREA. 1924 Kirby
Hill rd.-Three-bedrm. bi-leVei.
Lge. lily. rm. with firepl.. din.
I,nh rT1; H1,tS kitiS u baths, M lEe; fESnt
suming q lge. FHA loan, 4NTs
int: situated on . lot with An
ehor fence. beaut. shrubbery. Open
81 pm. Sun. OGLESBY q
RICE: 70. 7-192b or Mr.. oglesby,
Evening star., 1961-07-23
ARLINCTON NORTu

S17,95C--3-bedrm. brick rambler
L1w dn. pymt. Assume present
loans Pymts. less than rent
Close 10 transp. Avail. Aug. L.
Evening star., 1961-07-23
THE SUNDAY STAR e-E
Washington, b. c.
July 23, 1861
HOUSES FOR SALIVA.


Arlington AREA SPECIAL
Drive down the shady lane to this
lovely. cool 4-year-old split-level
home; 4 big bedrms,. 3 baths. cen.
ter-entr. hall. delightfully spae.
fully eouid. kit, rec. rm. and overs
sized garage: large level lot. OFs
FERED UNDER FLA FINANCING.
Call today to inspect
IA. 7-6525
WALTER R. REYNOLDS CO.. INC.
ARL. NEW BRICK HOMES
DIRECT FROM BUILDER
OPEN 1-6
S21 ESQ To S2S.e5O =,
$3.50 N. 5th ST.. 8 bedrms., IL
baths, firepl, lse. kit. wIeating
space. full daylight bsmt,, rec. rm !.
wIfirepl.. room for 4th bedrm., y
blk. to bus, conv. schools. shop
ping Arl. Blvd. to N. Carlyn
Spring I'd. to N. Harrison / block.
KE. 6-s7s6.
Evening star., 1961-07-23

SIS, ,e50-Lsrse older home in ex.
eel. location. 3 or 4 bedrms., sep
din. rm., 2l2 baths, lge lot. Dead
end street. blk. to Wash. blvd
Evening star., 1961-07-23

sEABRooK ACREs-A beautiful
. 56-ft. brick rambler with carport;;
. < bedrms., 2 full baths lone OIL
master bedrm.) separate din. rIn.'
j., large kit. with de luxe equip. Flres
=. place in liv. rm.; large screene9
: fot, Soft. frontage. Easy FHA
terms and trades invited.
Evening star., 1961-10-27
jim BISHOP:
REPORTER
No AIexonders in Sea Briqht

a proud community of 1900
souls. and about $50 soulless
telephones.
In other towns, when the
phone rings, someone picks
it up and says sweetly:
"Hello?" Not us. We yank it
off the cradle and roar:
'Yeah?" This puts everybody
in a proper mood.
Every month. the telephone
bill comes in and We pay, as
unpromptly as possible. The
bill is always accompanied
by a sweet little pamphlet
which tells us about some
historic spot like a lonely
lighthouse which we are at
liberty to call at any time we
are prepared to pay.
The phone company takes
in billions of dollars. In Sea
Bright we have heard-by
smoke signal - that the
United States Government is
thinking of borrowing money
from the phone company.
None of us believes it. be-
cause if the Government
doesn't pay on time, the
phone people may turn off
the entire country.
Two weeks ago, the tele-
phone company sent all of
us a big, imperative notice
Sea Bright is to get dial
phones. Yep. It's official. The
circular finger-bender is COM
ing to us. On November 5,
some minor official in Red
Bank will throw a switch
and, if he doesn't blow every
fuse on the beach. we will
all start dialing each other
like we're demented.
We have been warned that
we are no longer Sc. Oh no.
That's out. We are now 842.
All we have to do is dial
S42 and then our own num-
Der. II We are out of town.
all We have to do is to dial
the area code first. then the
three numbers, then the four
numbers. Like 20l. 842-24Sl.
Easy. Mayor Tom Farrell and
I were thinking of having
this tattooed on our fore
heads. but he said we'd bet
ter not, because we'd need
mirrors to read it and it
would come up backwards.
Anyone who can't remem-
Der something simple like
201 842-248l is a Ounce. I'm
a Ounce. I don't dare confess
this to the children. They
have made a singing game
out of it to the tune of
Evening star., 1961-10-27

The telephone company
doesn't love me. What? No,
I'm in dead earnest.
They do not care. even, for
my whole town. Everybody
else but Sea Bright. N. j., has
had dial telephones. Some
have had them for years and
years. Dials are sort of old
hat in Medicine Hat. They
are a must, I hear. in Minsk.
But in Sea Bright. we still
pick the instrument up and
wait in silence until someone
notices that a lonely light is
blinking on the switchboard.
THIS LACK OF affection
never affected any of us out
wardly. You'd hardly be aware
of our inner bitterness, un-
less you were around when we
switched the Don Ameche
program off. No child in Sea
Bright is ever christened with
the name Alexander. We are