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Evening star., 1960-12-05
NEWS OF MUSIC
Schwortzkopf q Joy
In Lyrical Program

mann is a man who knows Just
what he wants from a chorus
and gets it with no sign Of ef--.
fort from himself or his sing
ers. The coloratua lines Of
For Unto Us a Child Is Born"
were set against each other
with transparent clarity. Not
once during the evening did I
hear the sound Of homogenized
mush, or the huffed and puffed
running figures too often taken
for granted among Messiah"
choristers. One reason for this
was doubtless the workable
size of Mr.. Weilenmann's group
about 80 singers. Another
was the church's good acous-
tics. But the conductor must
take the first credit for an
ideally prepared chorus.
One minor criticism is in the
balance between the men and
women-the former tending to
predomInate most Of the time.
I suspect this would not have
been the case had Mr.. Weilen-
mann not chosen to split the
chancel on the basis Of sex.
All of the soloists were UP to.
their assignments. and bass
David Long was first rate. His
voice is ample and his "refiner's
fire." while wonderfully con-
trolled and articulate, fairly
cracked with dramatic power.
His work was marred only by
some tempo problems-once in
But Who May Abide" when
he and Mr.. Weilenmann eVi-
IDENTIFY didn't see eye to eye,
and later in the darkness" re-
citative, which the conductor
began much too slowly. ~.
Tenor Donavan Void sang
with we'll disciplined lyricism
and executed a particularly
graceful cadenza at the end Of
his first aria. Barbara Wallace
revealed a fresh soprano voice.
but a somewhat diffuse tone
and tentative approach to a few
of the more challenging inter-
walls in her recitative. Shirley
Kostik, in an effort to produce
that elusive contralto depth.
was inclined to bear down on
her voice more than she should
have, producing an occasional
harsh sound and shaky pitch.
But the flaws were few and
readily forgiven in view Of a
total performance (sung with
the usual number Of cuts) as
fresh and vital as this one.
Evening star., 1960-12-05
NEWS OF MUSIC
BY DAY THORPE
Star Music Critic

Elisabeth Schwarzkopf. soprano;
John .Wustman. piano. Lisner Aud
itorium. Program: Music for q
while. Purcell Mein glaubiges Herr,
Bach, My Father. Handel; Mozart:
un bois solitaire: Schubert: 6elig-
keit. Das Lied i'm Grunen. Du bist
die Rub, Romance from Rosamunde.
Gretchen am Spinnrade: Brahms:
Lebestreu: lmmer leiser: Da unten
i'm Tale. Meme Liebe iSt grun:
Wolf; Kennst du daS Land? Philine.
Haus durchsichtig. Nachtzauber. Die
Zigeunerin.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

Elisabeth Schwarzkopf has
never been in better voice than
she was last night at Lisner
Auditorium;A in addition, she
had an excellent musical COM
panion at the piano, John
Wustman. and lastly she had
selected an extraordinarily fine
program Of songs, mostly lieder
except for single arias by Pur-
cell. Handel. Bach and Schu-
bert. ...
These factors were assurance
Of a fine evening of music, for
which the l,500-seat .Lisner
Auditorium was half full Of
interested listeners. It is con-
soling to reflect that when we
get our new Cultural Center
with its 5000 seats, the patrons
Of so outstanding a musical
event, direct from Vienna, can
each Of them have one on the
aisle.
Miss Schwarzkopf, having
chosen songs most of which
were predominantly lyrical
rather than dramatic, spent the
evening in demonstrating the
beauties of a quiet voice. The
sound was pure, clear and ac-
curate. the diction perfect, and
the subtle changes of timbre.
fitting every turn Of meaning
and musical line. were a never
ending Joy. In the past, I have
thought Of Miss Schwarzkopf
as a great artist rather than as
a possessor Of a great voice.
but last night nobody could
have wished for vocalism supe-
rior to that Of Gretchen am
Spinnrade" or VOLTS "Kennst
du daS Land?"
Purcell's Music for a while"
turns up in recital now and
then these days. replacing the
old favorite when ! am laid
in EARTH" Never have I heard
it SO simply and exquisitely
sung. Brahms "Immer leiser"
was delivered quite a bit faster
than 1t is usually heard. Miss
Schwarzkopf's is surely the
proper tempo, for the two big
syncopated passages at the end,
which usually drag, were the
real climax Of the song.
John Wustman. the accom-
panist. is a brilliant pianist
land a musician of distinction
Evening star., 1960-12-05
....,,...,,.,.-.,.,.. .

DEAR ABBY: What do you
think of a minister who
would direct a play and take
a leading part in this play in
which he portrayed a drunk
who cursed and took the
name of our Lord in vain?
The play was "The Caine
Mutiny." and was open to the
public to raise funds for the
church. The cursing this
minister did in this play was
fierce! If he hadn't been our
clergyman I wouldn't have
minded so much. How can he
justify breaking the Third
Commandment? I'd like your
views and also those Of other
clergymen. please.
WITHHOLD MY NAME.
Your clergyman should
have realized that first and
foremost he Is a minister
not an actor. II he wanted to
act in a play, he should have
selected one in which his role
would have been in keeping
with the dignity of his Office.
Ministers, too, are human,
and sometimes err.
= i y
DEAR ABBY: How do you
get rid of q boyfriend you
don't care for?-HELEN.
Introduce him to q girl
you don't care for.
=
DEAR ABBY: Recently my
mother-in-law who has been
a widow for six years, be-
came engaged" She is in
her late forties and he is in
his middle fifties.
He gave her an engage
ment ring" of all things. I
have always been under the
Evening star., 1960-12-05

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Evening star., 1960-12-05
Lecture on Nigeria

Nigeria's culture. history and
problems will be outlined to
students and faculty at the
University of Maryland at 4
pm. Wednesday in the Student
Union lounge. The speaker will
be Allyn Bida, second cultural
secretary at the Embassy Of
Nigeria here.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

The Arlington contingent of
Messiah singers attracted a
capacity crowd at the First
Presbyterian Church last night.
Those latecomers who had to
sit in improvised rows of fold
ing chairs were we'll repaid for
any discomfort with a bright
and refreshing performance of
the seasonal favorite.
Conductor Richard Weilen-
Evening star., 1960-12-05

HONG KONG. Dec. 5 (AP)
Il intend to return to my
village Of Muong Sing in
Northern Laos for Christmas
If I cannot get around in a
brace in the jungle I will GO
back to that busy jungle in
New York and see what else
can be done"
DR.. Thomas A. Dooley today
accepted with this philosophy
the danger Of a further spread
of cancer that he had hoped
had been checked.
The 33-year-old American
doctor was stricken here
Evening star., 1960-12-05

The FomiIy Council consists Of q
judge. o psyehiutrist. three clergy
men, three editors and o women's
editor. eoeh article is q summary
Of q fomiIy disagreement presented
to the council. The council deoIs
with problems. moior and minor,
encountered by guidance eoun-
seIors ond social workers. coun-
Gil editor: AImo Denny.
Evening star., 1960-12-05
How to
STOP KILLING
YOURSELF
Menopouse Problem Lessened
By DR.. PETER }. sTEINcRoHN

the American Medical Asso-
citation.
They reviewed the histories
OF 292 post-menopausal wom-
en- who received estrogens for
about S years. OF "a patients
so treated for the menopausal
syndrome, SO had a complete
disappearance of their hot
flashes and the other symp-
toms became lessened in in
tensity.
I have read dozens Of such
reports and have observed
similar improvement in hun
dreds Of women personally.
At . dinner party the
other evening. I could see
that our charming hostess
dndustriously tanning herself
in a comfortable air-condi-
toned room was a victim
Of hot flashes. She said to
me: I've been having these
for about 4 years. How long
will they keep on? My doc
tor doesn't believe in hor-
mones."
I hope she reads this piece.
She will know that I do
agree in giving hormones;
and know Of no earthly, SCI
entific reason why any wom-
an (unless there happens to
be a special medical reason
IN her case) should not re-
ceive the benefit Of such
treatment. At the time. it
was not my place to disagree
with her doctor.
The average age Of the
onset Of menopause is be-
tween $3.50. About 10 per
cent have their menopause
before 40; and about 10 per
cent have it after so.
ORDINARILY, most wom-
en- can take the menopause
in stride. Although 60-90 per
cent Of women have hot
flashes. in only 20-30 per
cent do they cause real dis
tress.
Too many women. have
been anxious about their
menopause years before they
go through it. They have
been unduly frightened by
old-wives' tales. They think
they will lose their physical
attractiveness, and most Of
their youthful attributes
overnight. This isn't true.
In about 80 per cent OF
women all that is necessary
IN treatment is explanation.
reinsurance. encouragement
of recreation and hobbies,
and perhaps mild sedativeS
or tranquilizers. Only about
Is per cent Of women will
ever require psychotherapy
or more radical treatment.
To repeat: some women
get over their hot flashes
and other symptoms in a
few months. Others are
bothered for 5-10 years-or
longer. Why suffer unneces-
sarily when harmless hor-
mones are at hand?
DR.. Steincrohn welcomes
all readers letters, but be-
cause Of the great number
received, he cannot answer
each one personally. How
ever, all questions are ulti-
mately incorporated into the
column.
y Il &H
DR.. Stetncrohn'S ledfet,
"How to Be a Happy Hypo-
chondrtdc." tDtll be mailed on
receipt OF q stamped, self
addressed enUelope and 10
cents In coin for handling
charges. Address DR.. Stein
crohn in care of The Evening
Star.
tReleased by The Bell Syndicate)
Evening star., 1960-12-05
MARTINA ARROYO
BEST IN SPANISH
By WENDELL MARGRAVE
Contributing Critic

Martina ARROYO, soprano: STAN
ley Sonntag, piano. National Gal
iery OF Art. Prosram: Per pieta,
Stradella: Ariette du Parnasso Con-
fuso, Giuck; sommi Del, from Ra-
damisto. Handel: So Shall the Lutte
cabaeus, Handel: Maedchenlied. opus
iOT: Maedchenlied, opus, 95; Das
Mae d = en-. and Maedchepeuch.
Brahms: Bella Mia Fiamma., Adclo,
K 53S. Mozart: Tres Madriga eS.
Rodrigo; Del Cabello Mas SUN.
Liebeshvmnus, Schlechtes Wetter.
Meinem Kinde. Fuenfzehn .Pfenniee,
r Strauss; II Son l'Umile, from
Adriana Lecouvreur, Cilea.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

means more fun in my
crowd.
THE DETAILS
Mrs. A. N.-Thinking of
Minna and Rick together,
sometimes as much as IA
hours a day, has our hair on
end! They're IA and in the
same class. AS If the physi-
cal proximity weren't enough,
how can Minna stand such
a wall around herself which
keeps away all other kids
who might be her close
friends?
What has happened to her
childhood? And they fight
over boys the way we used to
fight over the last cruller in
the bakeshop! When ! was
Minna's age, girls went
around with girls and boys
with boys, and the twosomes
were only for parties and the
movies.
We're thinking Of trans
ferring Minna to an all-girl
school so that she'll major in
homework instead of boys.
We feel we must do some
thing to slow her down.
Minna N.-My parents
don't understand what going
steady means. It means I
have someone to do home
work with and when there's
q dance or a party. we 60
together.
My parents have nothing
to worry about. In fact, my
marks are better than ever
because Rick is very smart
and he helps me. And we
don't sit around alone, mush-
ing and all, as they think.
All my friends have steadies
and we Just 60 along with
the bunch.
Maybe there are girls who
don't want to 60 steady with
a boy. or who can't get any,
one. I know that my girl
friends and I like to know
where we stand with boys.
It's a nice feeling to know
you're connected with some
one.
THE COUNCILS VIEW
Going steady versus play
ing the field involves the
choice Of security versus ad-
venture.
' So long as physical mat
ters are under control, the
only danger in the exclusiv-
ity Of these l4-year-old duos
is the foreshortening Of their
social outlook. Security" is
the watchword of the retired.
The teens are for daring, ex.
ploring, branching out, dis
covering. Minna and Rick
might 60 further as teen.aRe
livewireS by keeping their
contacts more varied than
they can be in the social cul-
de-sac Of going steady"
There's no need for Mrs. N.
to have Minna transferred.
''Steadies" are the big thing
IN all-girls' schools too, only
they're talked and dreamed
instead Of actual.
Mrs. Ms best course would
be to accept the pattern Of
"steadies" as comforting to a
girl with Minna's insecurities
and needs, but to keep try
ing - without nagging to
show Minna more enriching
and original ways to remove
the insecurities and I'LL the
needs.
tcopyriRht 1860. General Features
Corp)
Ta-a..n., H.1
Evening star., 1960-12-05
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Evening star., 1960-12-05
FAMILY COUNCIL
Should Girl
Go oSteudy'
AtAqe II?
THE PROBLEM

Mrs. A. N. - This going
steady business at age IA is
ridiculous.
Minna N.-Having q steady
Evening star., 1960-12-05
ARLINGTON GETS
FINE MESSIAH
BY DONALD L. LEAVITT
Contributing Critic

Chorus, orchestra. conducted by
bara Wallace, soprano: Shirley Kos
tik, contralto: .Donavan Void, tenor:
David Long, bass: dorothy Cowd-
rick, cembalo: Lash Gwynn. orsan.
At First Presbyterian Church. Ar
lington. Program: Messiah. Handel.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

Pontiac 1883 white Catalina 2-dT.
hardtop: red and white interior;
WV. tires. radio and heater. std.
trans: fender skirts, spinner hub
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minor repairs; S1,750. Must sell
PONTIAC '53 sedan; extra nice;
month. CALI MoNpSY. ROPER
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RAMBLER AMERICAN SO sedan:
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RAMBLER IS Custom o.dr.: r. and
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Evening star., 1960-12-05
RYCE DISPLAYS
TOO MUCH FIRE
BY IRVING LOWENS
Contributing Critic

Joel Ryce. piano. Phillips Gallery.
Program: Fantasia in C minor, K.
1896. Mozart: Sonata in A minor. Op.
l64. Schubert; RhapSodie. Op. /,
Bartok; Carnaval. Op 8. schurnann.
Evening star., 1960-12-05
90% Asphalt Roads

NEW YORK-More than 30
per cent Of the improved roads
in the United States are
aSphalt-surfaced.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

vOLKSWAGENs-'8l. new ship
ment, immediate delivery. all coll
ors: also brand-neu 1881 Tri-
umph 4-door estate wagons. Cash.
trade or Sl95 down. Prices start
at 81 .3a5.
Cities Service Triumph
22nd AND M STREETS NV.
FE S-S3S3
Evening star., 1960-12-05
PONTIAC '6n

PONTIAC go
Bonneville Vista hardtop sedan;
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Evening star., 1960-12-05
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TRIuMPHS '61's al models, also
81 TR-3. 3l2 miles. save $500,
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bue fnss ss'feaanS oa Sesse Cne oSn:
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MONROE FORD. 1887 East West
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Evening star., 1960-12-05
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1888
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Evening star., 1960-12-05
LEVITT AS TENOR
GETS mo- VOTE
BY DONALD MINTZ
Contributing Critic

Richard Levitt. tenor; Bliss He
bert, piano. Baker Hall. Program:
Evening star., 1960-12-05
AMERICAS LARGEST
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Evening star., 1960-12-05
Ranblers

Largest selections Of new and used
Ramblers In the city. Low as Sl95
down, 36 months to pay.
SOUTHEAST RAMBLER
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RAMBLER go; lowest prices. L. p.
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WILLIAMS & BAKER
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RENAULT Caryelie 1850: fully
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Evening star., 1960-12-05

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new, Americas newest family car:
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5000 down. Cash or trade. bank
terms to fit your budget. For
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Evening star., 1960-12-05

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PONTIAC SO Vista; air condition.
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FLOOD PONTIAC, 1921 Conn.
ave.
PONTIAC "a 4.dF.: low mi: hydr.
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pm.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

RENAULT-$895
Special Sale Of Dauphines
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RENAULT SO Dauphine: r. and 3,
Perfect condition: 1900 mi: $3.50.
OIL. g. -S453.
Evening star., 1960-12-05
Renaults 81
$37 Monthly

For 80 months (after only
$lS5 down is the fair deal
financing for Q Renault A.
CIV, including Carving
Charges. heater. all standard
factory equipment. This does
not include insurance.
Evening star., 1960-12-05

Tomorrow: CompIoiner
Evening star., 1960-01-10

A MARRIED couple agreed to dis
"A agree" and obtained divorce The
court awarded her alimony. but she soon
found her ex-husband had trouble max
ing his payments. She finally cOrnered
him on the street and announced: Look
here, big boy if you don't catch up on
those payments, I'm going to repossess
you"
Whots YOUR fovoute Joke? Send il to
"AII in Fun" eIo Sunday. The Stor
Moeozine. as Virsinio ovenUe Sc.
for possible publication on this poee.
Evening star., 1960-01-10

TINE husband came home one night
u and proudly announced to his wife
that he had bought himself a hearing aid
Well. thank goodness" she said
That's what I've been telling you to do
for the last eight years
oh" the husband exclaimed so
that's what il was
A TRAVELLER was maroOned in tiny
N town because of landslide caused
by heavy rain, which was still falling in
torrents after three days. Looking out
the window of the restaurant. he re-
marked to the waitress:
This is like the flood"
The what"
The flood Surely, you have heard
about the great flood and Noah and the
Ark
Mister" she replied, Il haven't seen
paper for four days"
A COMPANY that sells fireplace equip
N ment advertiSes thuSly:
Everything your little hearth de-
sires"
Evening star., 1960-01-10

WTEARY of the routine and pay, a cir
" Gus performer whose act consisted
of being shot out of gun twice day in
formed the boss that he was quitting
You can't do that to US protested
the boss. We need you. We can't find an
other man of your caliber!"
A NEWSPAPER story about the break
IA up of a popular movie star couple
quoted them as laying the blame on their
diverse interests. Commenting on this,
one correspondent said: "Obviously.
She's interested in men. He's interested
in women
nHIL: Il hear you advertised for
u wife. Any replies?"
Bill: Sure. hundreds
Phil: What did they say?"
Bill They all said You can have
mine
U AWYER How far were you from the
- scene when the accident Occurred?"
Witness, primly Twenty feet, six
and one half inches"
Lawyer How can you say exactly?"
Witness Well figured some fool
would ask me that question, so | mea-
sured it."
A PAMPHLET distributed in Holly
IA wood church asked: Where will
you be when the final rushes are shown
in Heaven? Don't be left on the cutting
room floor"
AN OLDTIMER is a person who has
"A reached the metallic age e-gold in
his teeth, silver in his hair and lead in
his feet
SUNDAY THE STAR MAGAzIN
Evening star., 1960-01-10

THEY'RE always careful of the ice
Il in Skiddy, Kansas.
SIGN language:
~ On New York haberdaShery:
"POiSe n Ivy"
On an egg delivery truck Don't
bump; 226 800 eggs ahead"
On Florida highway: AT 60 miles
an hour, you're heading for the worlds
finest vacation area. Any faster and your
destination is a secret between you and
your Maker
In the Walt Disney animated cartoon
studio: Help stamp out actors
COMEDIAN Ben Blue says he has
~ built his new private golf course so
small that he has to yell Three
OVERHEARD at an embassy cocktail
" party. You look lovely tonight,
darling You must have gone to an enOr-
nous amount oftrouble"
THIS item appeared in a newspaper
n classified ad column under "Situa-
tionS Wanted:
Fluffy kittens, part Persian, desire
light mouse work"
ALL these GIs were lined up for chow,
N and suddenly a huge ripe tomato
hit one of fthem-a short, slender fellow
in the face Furious. he jumped out of
line and shouted:
Who threw that tOmato?"
A burly soldier about feet tall step
ped forward and said: Il did. Why"
You sure can throw en-" the little
fellow answered Mrs. Walter Dawson
nOCTOR: Say ah-h-h."
~ Patients friend He can't. Doctor.
He doesn't speak English"
Mary Ana DuddinG
THIRST wife: Did you ever catch your
- husband flirting"
Second wife: only once"
First wife: What did you dO?"
Second wife: Il married him"
Dora June Johnson
TEACHER: Billy, spell frog"
Il Billy: "F..e oh gee!"
Teacher Correct" Erie Curtain
- s.
Evening star., 1960-01-10
Laughing 1t OF
BV EVELYN WADE
Our Buried Post

Our Buried Post
TINE holes and the tears
4 On our sofa and chairs
The stains that zoe made, and the rps,
At last are concealed
And our conScienceS healed
With slipcoverS to cOper our slips
An Eye For An Eye
W7HEN often uninUtted guests
w Are dull as they can be,
Our only consolation is
They seemed as bored as toe.
inveterote Smoker
HE READ of the illnesses smoking
IL could cause,
He read ,0ith diSmGy and Uith needing.
man t0ith toiH, never stopping to pause
He gaze up reading
Who, Ne? Bieoted?
0NE thing simply can't abide
" Forgive me my reStrlcttOnS)
Is finding someone t0hOm lodthe
Sharing my cOnUicttonS'
Evening star., 1960-01-10
All In Fun

CORONER: Were there powder
~ marks on the deceased"
Wife: Yes. That's why shot him"
Evening star., 1960-01-10

Note: rh. oHs, no. available in stores