The Glacier reporter. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1953-current, 1960-10-06

changes for the Senate Is 10 ban
tIme-wasting. irrelevant speech
es This, We feel. would be
4 mighty fine rule. II would prac-
tically eliminate any further ses-
sions of Congress! Now, If they
could cut out that part Of the
sessions in which foreign aid APP
preparations are doled out, IL
would practically do away with
Senators and Congressman.
sss
We took off last week end to 90
antelope hunting in our assign
ed area north of Malta. Other
than getting a lot Of exercise
and fresh air we might just as
well have stayed home. We saw
a lot of the fleet-fOOted jumpers
but they were as wild as Uncle
Sans inter-planetary missiles and
just as unpredictable The reason,
as one filling station operator
told US, There is a big buck
contest on here now so everyone
is going deer hunting. Most of
them have their antelope al
ready"
We did get quite a chuckle out
of one pert little waitress when
We asked for some antelope
salt"
Il don't know If we have any,
but I will ask the cook" she said
seriously.
She came back and said they
didn't have any and that the cook
said he never heard of ii. We
then explained that il was brown
instead of white, and that hunt
ers used it to sprinkle on the
animals tail, then they could
sneak up on the critter while he
was busy licking II off She
looked rather doubtful but said,
I'm sorry"
Personally, / think she was just
going along with the gag, and
being very polite as well as a
good actor.
The latest Gallup Poll, taken
during the August Is to Septem-
Der 3 period, indicates that the
presidential race is a tosS-up.
with - per cent of the voters
leaning TO Kennedy-JohnSon, ~
per cent to Nixon-LOdge and 81
per cent undecided.
sss
The Upited Nations Assembly
will probably go down in history
rs the meeting that widened the
gap between the Communist
countries and the free world
countries. Mr.. K and Mr.. c. have
seen TO that.
II is difficult indeed to under
stand how the Communists can
attract and hold the respect Of
any new government or border
line countries, with their barrage
of insults and mannerless ways
The only reason We can figure
out could be that the new coun-
tries are impressed by the violent
and defiant insults, and view the
Russians and Cubans as brave
hearted men who are not afraid
20 stand up and shake their fists
at other powers A poor and
entirely deluded conception OF
what constitutes bravery and re-
liability, one born. no doubt, thru
quiet and previous Communist
inspired kindergarten education
of the more backward nationali-
ties.
Anyway il turned out that Mr..
X. postponed his departure for
a week or ten days after run
ming out of time in which TO ex-
pend his complete arsenal Of in
suits, and is still going strong
when the opportunity presents
itself. As a result, Castro had to
hitch-hike a ride back to Cuba on
a Russian plane following the
u. s. confiScation of the one he
arrived on.
What a pity that as a free ma
ton organization, the U. n. must
permit such butchers to attend
the Assembly. The U. S. too, IS
powerless to prevent their land
ing on our shores and can
only restrict their movements
once they are here.
sss
Well the Pirates won the first
game of the world series, as most
everyone knows by now, by a
score of 6 to 4. We didn't make
any money. but then, we didn't
lose any either. It's like the
Paddy Wagon Patricia told the
Judge, How can you lose some
thing you amt got?"
Today the Yankees came back
like a boomerang TO slaughter the
Pirates 1913.