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Briton shot back quickly: I'VE
Iunscrew the top"
Pastors Dog
The English jab at our windy
banquet boys reminded a for
mer ABA president, Charles S.
Rhyme, about the long-winde d
pastor who told his congle-
cation he could deliver only a
15-minute sermon because his
dog had digested three-fourths
of his notes. After the speech,
said Mr.. Rhyme. a man ap-
preached the pastor with a $40
bill and a note. The note said
the man was a stranger in
town and the $40 was a re-
minder that if the pastors dog
had puppies. to please send
one to HIS pastor.
President Eisenhower ad-
dressed the delegation Monday,
telling the tale of a prospective
client who was told he had his
pick of three lawyers, one of
whom was out at the time. He
scanned the two and said I'll
take the other"
This reminded Renault st.
Laurent, president of the
Canadian Bar Association, of
the man who came to him when
The was first starting in prac-
Evening star., 1960-09-02

tice and asked what his fee
would be. Mr.. st. Laurent said
it depended on the nature of
the case; the opinion of the
lawyer could be worth $5, $40,
SIS and so on.
Goes for S5
1.-The fellow looked me up and
down and scathingly measured
my worth with I'll take the S.
opinion, Mr.. st. Laurent re-
called.
The handsome French Cana
dian also recounted, Both my
brother Louis and I started
practicing in the firm Of my
father, Eugene Paul. A man
called and said he wanted to
speak to Mr.. st. Laurent: The
girl said, which one-Louis, Re-
nault or Eugene Paul?' The
man said, when I want to talk
to the children I will let you
know. I want to talk to Mr.. st.
Laurent"
The Bob Hope type of quick
punch line, utilized by many
American jokesters, is a spe-
cialty of Cecil Burney of Corpus
Christi, Tex. mine is a snappy,
quick ending. The English en-
belish."
In one speech Mr.. Burney
Evening star., 1960-09-02

after-dinner speakers have no
patent on speeches of full
blown dullness, Mr.. Hicks inter-
jected: I'VE have an awfully lot
of boresome ones. They just
aren't as long"
Back came Sir Thomas with
"And in your ordinary private
conversations you are just as
funny and the back-chat is
often much quicker and there
is much more exuberance. We
are a little dryer, less obvious,
but I'd say our humors are
extremely close"
At any rate, the American
Bar Association convention this
week has proved that both
Britishers and Americans can
be adept at the squelch. One
American stopped a tipSy Amer
ican from spooflng the English
at one party with Lord this
and Lord that" He deflat-
ingly dubbed the man Lord
Bourbon"
And a Britisher, fascinated
by our salt shakers at one BAN
quet, said, "such strange salt
cellars !. all those little holes
Ours have only one"
An American asked: How dc
you get the salt out?" The
Evening star., 1960-09-02
House Probers
Get Stuff Chief
BY the Associated Press

Frank s. Tavenner, jr., coun-
sci for the House Committee or
Un-American Activities, has
been appointed committee staff
director, Republican Walter
D e mocrat of Pennsylvania
C com mittee chairman, an
nounced yesterday.
Mr.. Walter said Mr.. Taven-
ner will be succeeded as counsel
by Alfred M. Nittle.
Mr.. Tavenner was acting
chief counsel at the interna-
tional trials of major Japanese
war criminals for a nine-month
period. For seven years he was
assistant United States attor-
ney and for eight years was
United States attorney in the
Western District of Virginia.
Mr.. Walter attended the
swearing-in yesterday of Rich
ard Arens as a commissioner in
the United States Court of
Claims. Mr.. Arens was staff
director for the Un-American
Activities Committee for more
than five years.
Evening star., 1960-09-02
BAR
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sembly and the policy-making
House of Delegates were held
today at the Statler- Hilton
Hotel. concluding the f1ve-day
convention.
The assembly yesterday also
indorsed previous House of Del
egates action favoring a strong
er World Court. BY voice vote
the assembly asked for repeal
of the United States Senate's
stand that has restricted the
courts jurisdiction over mat
ters involving the United
States.
The final vote followed a
strong pro-World Court state
ment by Senator Fulbright,
Democrat of Arkansas. chair
man of the Foreign Relations
Committee.
The Senator said that the
United States must either
strengthen machinery for world
peace, such as the World Court,
or it will "suffT increasingly
the Illustrations of a world in
which there is no real peace" I"
The Senator reiterated his
long-held view that the United
States should go beyond year.
to-year consideration of help
for the emerging nations Of
Asia and Africa and the older
nations of Latin America.
He said the United States
must have policies for "the long
pull" rather than reactions to
Soviet actions. An example. he
said, was President Eisenhower's
recent emergency reaction,
which can be very expensive,
asking Congress to provide
funds for economic aid for Latin
America.
William A. Schnader, 73-
year-old Philadelphia attorney,
received the bars annual award
for outstanding service to the
legal profession. President
John D. Randall hailed Mr..
Schnader's services in mod
ernizing State commercial laws
through a uniform commercial
code he helped father in 1851.
The ABA's annual "Gavel
Awards" to communications
media for outstanding con-
tribution to public understand
ing of the legal and judicial
systems were presented at the
Statler dinner. Newspapers
receiving the awards included
the Washington Post, the Pitts
burgh Post-G Gazette, the Ore
gonion, of Portland, Oreg.. and
Lindsay-SSchaub Newspapers,
Of Decatur. Ill.
Those honored from radio
TV were stations KPIX-TV, of
San Francisco, WRC-TV, of
Washington, WRCV, of Phila-
delphia, WHAS, of Louisville;
Paisano Productions, of Holly
wood, and Tulane Closeup, of
Tulane University.
Evening star., 1960-09-02
Stevenson Warns Bar
Of Bickerinq Allies

illustrates that the level OF
campaigning is rising"
His prepared speech followed
UP the proposal he had made
previously for an Atlantic
council" to map new Western
policies for closer cooperation
in military, scientific and eco
nomic fields.
What we need today is no
longer a Marshall Plan but a
marshalling plan-to marshal
our resources for our common
purpose of peace and progress,
he said.
His criticism of administra-
ton foreign policy ranged from
a charge of "mishandling" of
the U-2 incident to a slap at
"hasty diplomacy" in prepara-
ton for meetings with Soviet
Premier Khrushchev.
Criticism of one Western ally
by another sis not always
healthy or even honest" Mr..
Stevenson said. apparently di-
recting his remarks primarily
to his British listeners. He said
both Britain and the United
States have been the targets of
unfair criticism at times
Mr.. Stevenson praised the
ABA for the vote of its House
of Delegates Wednesday reaf-
firming a call for repeal of the
so-called Connally reservation,
which limits this country'S par
ticipation in the World Court.
Mrs. Nixon, who visited both
of the ABA banquets as a sub
stitute for her husband, was
In Mr.. Stevenson's audience.
Evening star., 1960-09-02
ritons Boast They Bore Better and Briefer

strung a series Of definitions of
a small town together, ending
with "it's so small that dialing
a wrong number will still get
you a conversation.
John c. Satterf1eld, president
elect of the ABA talking with
American "throwaway" humor,
described a fellow having mixed
emotions. like the man. whose
mother-in-law drove his new
Cadillac over a cliff" He added,
"he really didn't mind losing
the Cadillac"
The quick-phrase joke also
comes naturally to the British
and Australians. One Britisher
quoted the new Australian Am
bassador. Howard Beale, as
saying, I'm Washington you
have protocol. alcohol and
Geritol."
Laugh at Themselves
In a play on words, Lord JUS
tice Pearce told Americans of
the case of a bigamist who had
16 wives-"four better, four
worse. four richer, four poorer"
And both Americans and
British enjoy a laugh on them
selves. The British like to tell
the story of Winston Churchill
sitting next to Lady Astor at a
banquet. She supposedly said
to grumpy Sir Winston, IF I
were your wife I'd put arsenic in
your coffee" He replied, Lady
Astor. if I were your husband,
I'd drink it."
And Supreme Court Justice
Clark, former Attorney General,
tells of the time he was being
presented to the English court.
They told him he'd have to
wear a wig and he was quickly
outf1tted with an ill-fltting one,
In formal tones, the English
murmured, 1.-The court recog-
nizes the Attorney General Of
the United States"
When he sat down. his wife
nudged him and said, "The
court may recognize you, but !
don't"
Evening star., 1960-09-02

Adlai E. Stevenson last night
took the Western allies to task
for criticizing each other too
much and urged a new mar
shaling plan" of pooled re-
sources to tighten the bonds OF
partnership.
There is no such margin
of strength on our side of the
Iron Curtain that we can afford
to split up." he warned an
American Bar Association au--
dience which included a num-
ber of visitors from Britain.
1.-THE pages Of history are
sprinkled with examples of men
who thought they could play the
role OF umpire and ended up
as victim"
The two-time Democratic
candidate for the White House,
now an adviser on foreign pol
icy to Senator Kennedy, ad-
dressed one bar association
banquet at the Statler Hilton
Hotel while Secretary of State
Herter was speaking to another
at the Mayfiower.
Mr.. Stevenson was a last
minute substitute for Vice
President Nixon, recuperating
from a knee infection, and he
found high humor in his role,
to the delight of British if not
Republican members Of his
audience.
He promised that the Demo-
Gratis would not attribute Mr..
Nixon's knee ailment to an
Achilles heel" in the G. o. P.
campaign. Indeed, he said, ut
Evening star., 1960-09-02
Russia Tries to Wreck
Congo Rule, Herter Says

courage other countries to re-
Spond at the next meeting of
the General Assembly to the
Secretary Generals continuing
efforts to obtain. national con-
tingents for possible service in
future U. N. forces" the Sec
retary declared.
Russia's actions in the Gen.
trail African land illustrate the
main obstacle to world order,
the Secretary declared.
Recently, he added, Soviet
Premier Khrushchev desig-
mated himself "a court of last
resort, above and outside the
U.N. if. in his view, it failed in
its mission in the Congo-and
this even though the Soviet
Union had voted in favor of
the U.N. action"
Russia, he said, is more in
terested in appearing to help
the needy nations than in do
ing so.. The Communists ac-
tually hope that the present
governments in the developing
countries sooner or later will
be overwhelmed by their prob
lens, he added.
Soviet policy contends the
new nations cannot establish
sound economies without Com
munist governments, in charge
and therefore its financial aid
goes into spectacular projects
that are of more propaganda
than economic value. Mr..
Herter said.
The United States, on the
other hand, must seek a steady
and stable economic growth in
the less developed areas, he
said.
In remarks directed to the
many British judges and law
yers at the banquet who are
guests Of the ABA this week,
the Secretary praised British
achievements in former colo
MES,
"The work during the last few
years in Nigeria, for example,
shows how much time and eff
fort are required to try to
create forces for unity among
regions Of strikingly diverse &C.
onomic and cultural back
ground" Mr.. Herter declared.
He congratulated the assem-
bled lawyers on yesterdays fav-
orable vote for a stronger
World Court, unhampered by
American restrictions. Th e
United States sets a poor ex-
ample as a world leader with
such restrictions. he declared.
Evening star., 1960-09-02

Secretary of State Herter last
night accused the Soviet Union
of trying to bring about the
collapse of order" in the Congo
by obstructing operations Of
the U. N. force there.
1.-THE collapse of order is the
purpose of Soviet policy--a COL
lapse which is a condition
precedent to their hoped-for
new order of Communist con-
troll" Mr.. Herter said.
In a speech before the Amer
ican Bar Association, Mr.. Her
ter also said the United States
wants to train and equip stand
by forces to keep the peace
under the flag of the United
Nations.
This country will support and
encourage U-N. efforts to main
tain national contingents that
would allow it to act more
promptly and effectively in
future crises, the Secretary
said.
ITO this end, we will en-
Evening star., 1960-09-02
HEADLINE PERSONALITY
ABA President-E|ect
Is Shrewd and FoIksy
BY HAYNES JOHNSON
. Star Stan Writer

John C. Satterfield Of Mis-
sissippi, president-elect Of the
American Bar Association. is
proud to wear the label of con-
servative.
And exactly what is con-
servative?
Mr.. Satterfleld. a slight. bald
ing man Of Sc, has a ready
answer.
"A conservative" he says, sis
the first to take up q position
and the last to put it down."
John Creighton Satterf1eld
Brings to the position Of presi-
dent-elect a touch Of folksy
humor combined with the
Shrewd and incisive Judgment
of the serious student of law.
AS the first man Of his State
chosen to head the bar aSsocia-
tion, Mr.. Satterfield is keenly
conscious of protocol-and the,
fact that some in his rich delta
country have been outspoken
on the racial issue.
Polite mo Comment"
To questions on the Supreme
Court, integration, the National
Association for the Advance
ment Of Colored People, Mr..
Satterfleld politely replies with
mo comment"
But the man who embarked
on his legal career at the age
Of 10 when he helped out in his
fathers law office in Claiborne,
Miss, does see some danger sig
mails facing his profession.
II would say that there is a
threat to individual freedom
from the powers of Federal and
local governments" he says,
He carefully refrains from
naming any specific trends,
which pose this threat. And
when asked if he feels that So
called pressure groups affect
the shaping Of legislation, Mr..
Satterfield replies:
"I don't like that term pres
sure groups I'd rather refer to
them as interested citizens who
work for a viewpoint in which
they believe. And I respect
these groups and their view-
points, even If / don't always
agree with them"
Recalls Press Jobs
Mr.. Satterfield also likes to
refer to the days when he
worked his way through the
University of Mississippi Law
School.
He earned his way by work
ing as q correspondent for the
Evening star., 1960-09-02
BY MYRA MACPHERSON
Star Stan Writer


II must say, you fellows rea-
son that you cannot digest your
food unless you have a COM
ple@ly indigestible 40-minute
speech to go with it," quipped
Sir Thomas Lund, secretary Of
England's Law Society.
A bit hoarse from quipping
all week, Sir Thomas Joined a
pair Of fellow Britishers, Mr..
and Mrs. Denys Hicks, for a
dissertation on American and
British humor.
Competing with riveters
blasting a good morning outside
the Statler- Hilton suite window,
Sir Thomas shouted: Your
audiences seem trained to take
longer speeches And all on
ice water!" he marveled, think
ing Of the English custom Of
washing down post-banquet
speeches with post-banquet
liqueurs.
Mr.. Hicks said: 1--WE keep our
after-dinner speeches to 10
minutes and they are merely to
entertain. If no one laughs,
everyone is still rather happy
because they've only been bored
10 minutes"
Extending an arm so that
Mrs. Hicks could sew a button
on his cuff, Sir Thomas ap-
propriately turned the talk to
the English knack of embroi-
dering stories. IF you just tell
q series Of stories it's fright
fully boring the frivolous
asides make the story"
Dull, But Shorter
His example was an involved
tale about a very formal bar
rister who acted on behalf of
a farmers valuable COW that
was injured. After a series of
legalisms, he quoted the bar
rister's plea: MY lord, my
client was quietly grazing in
the field, when :"
Assuring that United States
Evening star., 1960-09-02

FULL NAME-John Creighton
SdtterfieId.
CLAIM TO President
elect Of the Amerieon Bor As
soeiotion.
hoME-Yozoo City, Miss.
BlRTHDAY-July Is, 1904.
EDUCATIONAL ,sFoduote Of the
University Of Mississippi Low
School.
JoBS-Proetieins attorney in
Mississippi, former member Of
the Mississippi Stote LesisIo-
ture. former correspondent for
the Assoeioted Press, former
reporter for the Memphis Com
mereioi- Appeal ond New orIeons
Tines Pieoyune newspapers, and
post president Of the Mississippi
Bor Association.
FAMllT-Monied to the former
Mdry' Nirsinio Fly. He has q
1 son and two Daughters.
Associated Press and on th'
Memphis Commercial Appea
and the New Orleans Times.
Picayune.
Mr.. Satterfield, a formeI
member of the Mississippi Statt
Legislature and president Of hi,
States bar association, is mar.
ried and has three children.
The Oldest son, John C. Sat.
terf1eld. jr., rs, is a certified
public accountant in New Or.
leans. Ellen, 81, is a student al
Southwestern University IL
Memphis, and Mary Laura, IA
attends Junior high in Yazot
City, Miss, where the Satter'
fields live on a bluff overlook
ing the Mississippi.
The next president Of th'
ABA takes Office in August
1861, succeeding Whitney Nortl
Seymour Of New York.
Evening star., 1960-07-24
July 26

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Robert Montgomery, Viroinio
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4-Inspirotion.
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