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East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
NEAR ST. WILLIAMS
MANY POSSIBILITIES


Very lorge brick front bun9o-
low near ST. Christines. Has q
dIeom kitchen and dinette with
built-ins. Q bedrooms down.
Upstoirs has Z rooms and q
lovotory. would moke On ideul
mother and daughter setup.
The basement Is divided. The
home is 4 years old. ond os
attractive q home as you will
find today.
OUTSTANDING COLONIAL
North OF Lake Shore on q quiet
street. Large modem 3-bedroom
COLONEL with full divided bose
ment and 2-cur garage. Living
room hos wood.burning fire
place. full dining room, oir con-
ditioned fomily room on rear.
Corpeted up and down. A real
good looking home both in and
out.
CLOSE TO BLVD.
Beautiful stone front colonial
in very desIoble oreo, Has the
usual lst with on additional
family room in the rear. 3 nice
size bedrooms and bath on
End. Full basement. plus q 2ia.
car garage. Many extras. you
have to see this home TO op-
preciote' the many fine feo.
tures.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
SPLIT.LEVEl

#2676. Features full basement,
family room, ll3 baths, dining
room. large kitchen with breok-
fosf oreo, 212-eor garage, beoUti.
fully iondseoped lot; near every.
thing. This home is less than 6
months old. Owner relocating. Coll
todoy for appointment. W. $1,000.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
$23 900 AND OVER
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NORTH OF LAKE SHORE

NORTH Or LAKE ShOhE
For the junior executive is this
beautiful brick colonial. This
home offers much livubiitY
with large living room. wood
burning fireplace. full size din
ing room. breakfast nook.
kitchen and lovutory on first;
large bedrooms, Q full baths
up: screened.in porch: recreo-
ton room; 2-cor attached 60
rage. MonY, m any extros.
Close to shopping center too.
STATELY COLONIAL
Only S years old. Modem.
roomy 3.bedroom colonial
with 2-cur garage. Full divided
basement; all natural wood
work throughout. Fully car
peted. This is q home you
must see. Owner transferred,
Coll us for appointment. C
real buy.
INDIAN HILLS
The builders own home. All
tapestry brick. 3 bedroom bun
qolow. 2 bedrooms down and
q huge, finished one up. 2-cor
attached garage. Divided base
ment. Ideal set up for q person
who >wonts on office in their
home. l00x375 fl. lot "A reol
good buy at only s27.900.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
cHARDON HILL

*2367. Charming older bungalow
located in this most desirobIe sec.
ZION of Euclid; large living room,
dining room and two bedrooms
down; LOT Is 200 +. deep. Serious
seller, oskins $4,000. Low down
poyment.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
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$18. 900 TO $4,000
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BRICK FRONT RANCH


In Willowick neor the new
schools. we have this one floor
plan home. with 3 nice size
bedrooms, combination living
and dining room, with eating
space in the kitchen. Full base.
ment; on q 50xl80 lot. Owner
anxious to sell. we have this
home for under $4,000. See
this home, any reasonable Of.
fer will be considered.
NEAR ST. CHRlSTlNES
For one OF the best buys on
the market today, make il your
business to see this 3-bedroom
colonial toduy. It's q brick
home; full basement: plus q
2l2-cor garage. The home hos
Competing plus monY other nice
lectures. The owner Is very
onxious to sell, possession
would be no problem. Under
$4,000.
PLANNING 4 LARGE
FAMILY?
Well. this is the home for you.
Hos 8 nice size bedrooms on
the LIST floor, with expansion
for 2 or possibly 3 bedrooms
upstuirs. Lorge living room.
kitchen with getting space. A
very complete home. nice size
lot. Coll our office and get any
additional information you
might wont. This home just
won't lost.
NORTH OF BLVD.
Neur Our Lody Of Perpetual
Help Church, and proposed
school. A very large colonial.
8 twin size bedrooms. You
have to see this home to reolly
the spuciousness. D.
cor garage. It's Location is
ideal. neor the Wildwood Park
ureo. Owner building. and
very anxious to sell. You'd do
well to check this one.
NEAR ST. WILLIAMS
Close 10 stores and tronsporto-
ton, q outstanding brick front
bungalow. Large foundation
size, hos 2 bedrooms down
with huge expansion up. The
kitchen Is out Of this world.
Has divided basement, ga
cor ooroee, It's one OF our
incest listings. see 1t today.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
EUCLID BUNGALOW
4 BEDROOMS $4,000

#6I42. This ehormine home To-
eoted near q playground, with
swimming pool and school. Is
ideol for the young family. II hos
q junior dining room, nice size
living room, oiluminum storms and
screens. covered potio, l12-eor go.
roee. About $500 down. Hurry
coll now.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
LOW DOWN PAYMENT

No mofier how small your down
poymeni is come in and let US
find the home tho, meets your
needs and your pocket book.
Financing il our specially. LEI q
courteous experienced represento-
rive 40 10 work for you.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
YOU'LL LIKE THIS

7.yeor-old bungalow. in the
Lloyd I'd. oreo. Has 2 bedrooms
down with expansion up. Has
kitchen with sepordte dinette.
The home is fully corpeted.
Hes q large basement. ll2.cor
garage with q 50xl45 lot. To
find q bungalow with q bose-
ment in this price range you
won't find too many. 50 you
better check into this today.
CONVENIENT
To shopping and tronsporto.
tion. as ideol q location os
you'll ever find. we hove this
3-bedroom colonial, in Al con.
dition. Has q modernized kitch-
en-, with stainless steel sink.
The living and dining room
ore fully corpeted. Has q 2-cor
garage. The price Is right 50
moke it your business to see it
todoy.
OFF EUCLID AVE.
II you're looking for q immocu-
late 2.bedroom home close 10
transportation. be sure you see
this home. Has q L shape liv-
ing and dining room. fully cor
peted. eating space in the
kite h e n. finished recreation
room in the basement. The
home is voccnt, and you could
very costly be the lucky own
eY.
NEAR SOUTH LAKE SHORE
In one Of the most desirable |
areas OF Euclid. we have this
attractive 3-bedroom colonial.
Has the usuol lst floor plan
with q side porch, which could
very costly be enclosed if one
so wished. Has lovotory in
basement. 2-cor garage, plus
many other nice lectures. The
home is under $4,000 and it
would be worth your while to
inspect this home.
NEAR {. 250th
Here's one Of the incest bungn
lows on the market today. Has
2 bedrooms down with q lorge
expansion up. Hos q very nice
size kitchen und dine'te. Feo-
lures q beautiful puneled rec
reution room. Close to schools,
and transportation. Hove one
Of our solesmen show you this
home. |
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
PARTY ANYONE?

#2476. You'll enjoy mony porfies
in this beovtiful peneIed reereo-
ton room which hos q bar and
built in TV. You must see this
dream home. Immaculate, Va
baths, formal dining room, eotins
space in the kitchen, spoeiovs
closets. Neor Lake Shore Blvd.
This recreation room is wonder
ful place TO entertain your friends
and on ideal place 70 let the chill.
dren ploY.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
z FAMILY $6, 900

#172s. In good rental oreo,
one 4 room suite and one ; room
suite with baths, 2-eor soroee
Don't miss this.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
ONE MINUTE TO
SHOPPING

#2l69. Situated Just back Of East
222nd ST. shopping center is q 3
-four IL neededl bedroom bvnso.
low. This ten-yeor-old home Just
sporkles from the living room right
thru TO the eoreeovsIy londseoped
lot. Rear enclosed porch, sos heot
in the garage. A truly beautiful
home in the $4,000 Gloss. Dol
~. o-l6oo now for a personal
inspection.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
ST. VITUS

1854. Two doubles on one lot.
Both in excellent condition. lot is
ESQ II. deep. Excellent income in
good substontioI neighborhood.
Neor everything. Owner extreme
ly anxious for sole. Coll now.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
REALTORS
UNDER $4,000
OFF lsSth STREET

OFF l85th STREET
Ideal for widow or retired
couple. Immaculate l-bedroom
frume bungalow. Living room.
dining roo m. puneled and
heoted porch. Kitchen and
bath; full basement; garage;
nicely londscoped; it won't last
for the price Of only sl3,so0.
IA DUPLEX
A home in Euclid for Sl2.900.
Large living room with sep.
orote dining room. hondy
kitchen. 2 bedrooms and bath
up. ample storage space, plus
q full basement. See il today.
A REAL FAMILY HOME
5.bedroom bungalow for the
large family: full basement
with finished recreation room
thot's q wonderful place for
children to play. See this today
it won't last long. asking
Sl6.9o0.
2 BEDROOMS
For the couple who wants q
starter home with living room.
lorge kitchen. 2 airy bedrooms
and both on one floor. II you
insist on having q basement
for that added storage oreo.
then come out today to see
this one. A real neut home.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
3-FamilY. S-5.4

E. l27th off Show. Gas heat.
separate utilities: 2-cor garage;
large lot.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
E. 222 SHOPPING

#26oo. Located Just u block from
EUelid's largest shopping center
thi. lorse bungalow hos vesti-
bule enronee, large living room,
dining room, three bedrooms, Ia
eIoy file baths and reereofion
room. Seller hos bought another
homo. Act now.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
EUCLID-$l5,5o0

1912. Only one minute from the
bv. ond shopping. this 3-bed-
room home i. Just the ticket for
you, II you want TO keep those
monthly payments down. A full
basement with reereotion room,
IH-eor eoroee, storms, screens
and eorpetine roke 'his hot
one. Coll for more de'oils.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
Deluxe Runch

Let US show you q gorgeous
home that will suit the most dis
eliminating buyers. Custom built
quolity thruout. 8 spacious bed.
rooms, u baths. 2-cor ottoched
garage. Only 3 years old and
includes many voluoble extros.
Asking S29.500.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
q Bedrooms
Ia BothS

Charming well built home on
Hitler neor Loke Shore Blvd. and
Eost l85th. Minutes to CTS bus.
churches. shopping. Living
room. dining room. kitchen with
eoting space. jolousied porch. 2
bedrooms. full bath down. 2
bedrooms. purtiol bath up. In.
cludes Competing. incinerotor.
storms. screens. lla cor goroge.
Foirly priced at S2l. 800.
"PERsoNALIzED SERVICE"
ST AK CH
REALTORS
$50 E. l85th ST. KE. 1884
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
SOUTH EUCLID

1908. Cory brick bungalow feu-
lures full dining room, basement,
aorose, stove and refrigerator,
storms ond screens, Competing in
eluded. Not for from shopping
ond hor.porsotion. Only sl7,5oo.
About 5000 down.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24

TOP OF THE WORLD .
1880. CTS bus, near Belvoir. This
lovely hill oreo ranch offers maxi
mum comfort, 3 spoeiovs bed
rooms, large dining and living
rooms, perimeter forced cir heat,
low heat cost, quiet street obout
$500 down. Asking $4,000. Call
w. $1,000.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
RANcH--$l3,9oo

#23o9. WOW - three bedrooms,
large living room, kitchen with
eotins space, attached garage,
o7xl4o lot. Quiet deod-end street.
Dent be late, be sure 70 coll today.
$3.50 down. WiIlouahby.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
Groom Brick

See this new listing in Euclid. o.:
large living room with fireplace;
mony extrus; 2-cor garage; large
1of
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
colllNWoop DOUBLE

1884. Near 81. Mory's perish z
bedroom suites, es'ro lorae kiieh-
en, full basement, 2 modern sos
furnaces, new A.Ul. hoi water
heoter,, large front porehes. Close
70 CTS bus. Coll w. $1,000.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
Euclid Bungalow

Excellent 3 bedroom of Eost
200th ST. See q spacious kitchen.
q beautiful recreation room pan.
eled in mohogony. Minutes to
transportation. bus and shop
ping. Includes llz cor garage.
S20,S00.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
FOUR sUITER-$1o,eoo

#7543. 4 suite, Of 4 rooms eoeh.
Located in SIovenion section Of
81. Clair. ST. Vitus Perish. Excel
lent income possibilities. First time
offered. Coll todoy.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24
A-BEDROOM BRICK

pE1N0VTV pNINN
1873. Shoresote Shopping oreo,
this brick bungalow offers plenty
OF living oreo at low price, OF
only $4,000. Full divided bose
ment. finished reereotion room,
sos furnace, oIominum storms and
screens. 2.eor soroee. with over
head doors. Only 5000 down.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1960-11-24

$500 Down-30 Years
#2030. Just listed. z bedrooms
with exponsion. 7 year old.
Sl4,s0o.
5 Bedrooms, 2 Buths
#2027. 4 yeors old. basement.
double garage, family room.
S27. 800.
G.I.-Nothing Down
#2025. Ronch. 3 bedrooms,
basement. garage. $4,000.
4 Bedrooms
#20l6. 2 down, basement,
double garage. like new.
$4,000.
$500 Down-3o Yeurs
#2ol0. 2 bedrooms plus ex.
pension. basement. garage.
10 year old. Sl5.900.
Evening star., 1960-05-15
Program Listings
1.-The Detectives. Crime.

"The Retirement of Maria Muir.
An urgent coll from an octress
to police headquarters has Con-
way and Russo rushing to her
swonk apartment. Evo Gobor. Lee
Forr, Tiee Andrews.
Evening star., 1960-05-15
May 20
9-TwiIisht Zone. Drama.

IA Possoee for Trumpet, BY
Rod Serline. A trumpet player
gives up the blues for booze
until he meets O girl on tene-
ment roof and gets another
chance. jack KIuemon, Mary
Webster.
Evening star., 1960-05-15

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and it's those satisfied customers who have been
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out the area
Evening star., 1960-05-15
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Evening star., 1960-05-26

Father. Bentley tries to dis
suade Kelly and Ginger
from emulating the habits
of a man who lives on the
beach. Noreen Corcoran,
Bernadette Withers, John
Yates.
1900, WTTG (5-Starlight
Theater. STORY of Vernon
and Irene Castle" Ginger
Rogers, Fred Astaire Q939).
l1:1S, WTOP (s)-The Late
Show. THE Bride Goes
Wild" A young man borrows
a son in order to put over
a scheme with his pub
fishers. Van johnson, June
Allyson (1948).
Evening star., 1960-05-26
OTHER TV
HIGHLIGHTS

$3.50, WRC (4)-Producers'
Choice. "A Turkey for the
President" The grandson of
an Indian chief is confused
by his grandfather's inter-
probation Of historic rela-
tionS between the Indians
and white men. Ward Bond,
Ronald Reagan, Tommy No
Ian.
$3.50. WMAL (7)-The Real
McCoys. Grandpa and a
neighbor take a liking to a
personable young man and
find themselves victims Of
a Swindle (Repeat.O
500, WRC (D-Bachelor
Evening star., 1960-05-26


who attend rehedrsals iOotch screenings and
scripts in NeW York. HoIlyDood and elsewhere. Their
opinions are offered a guide to UietUers.
Pat BOOne-A mild Pats still got his European trip on
his mind and he off fll-Is of Stockholm
Copenhagen and Venice to keep the memory alive. No
No guests this but Boones regular singers
dancers join him for tunes like GreenfiedS Piccolno"
and whispering Hope" pm, WMAL-7
Ernie FOrd-Ernie George sing Thank Heaven
for Little Girls and talk about vacations in their
young days when kids their instead Of going
to camp. Also, Ernie solos to Stuck You and the
spiritual who at My Door Is Standing" while the top
twenty latch on to Il Saw Esau" (Color) $50 pm,
WRC-.
The ntOuchabes-"One-A Armed Bandit" (Repeat) Instead
Of merely breaking into stills Eliot and his go
slot machines and liquor tonight Story line revoveS
around exbootlegger whom Eliot respects who gets
out Of prison and tries to straight but backmaed
by the hoods into helping them Harry GUARDING gives
nice performance in the lead $50 pm, WMAI-7.
Spring Festiva-wonderfu with the Philade-
phia Orchestra their home ground, the Academy of
Music in a concert conducted by Eugene Ormandy In
addition to orchestral selections by Beethoven Prokoiev
Ravel and Johann Strauss youthful Pianist Ivan Davis
makes his TV debut solost for LSzts Hungarian
taSy for Piano and Orchestra" and retiring FluS Will
liam Kncaid plays the solo portion of Remnants Might
soiloquy for Flute and Strings" 10 pm, wToP-9.
Jack Paar ShowAene Francis introduces the glowing Brit
Sh Actress Vivien Leigh to the show OffBroadway
cal star Mar Stevens songsres of the evening"
Laughon and British vaudevillan Bobby Howes paw a
VISIT and Arlene chats with Mr. Aonzo Fields butler at
the White House, at 80. 1880 pm. WRC-.
Evening star., 1960-05-26

lessons, driving lessons, cook
ing lessons. It's their lack of
skills in these honey areas
which are often more distract
ing than the fact their voice
is pitched too high or too low.
Just take the business Of
knitting in this age of the tele-
vision closeup. The actress is
working comfortably, plying
her needles and carrying on
q neighborly chat (most often
this Is q daytime serial scene).
But usually, although the
needles are flying. it is obvious
that they aren't really knitting
anything. One wonders often,
too. how long the button would
stay on when the heroine is
sewing-or rather only making
gestures with a thread and
needle.
often the viewer can't listen
to the dialogue because OF fas-
cination with the way the hero
inc is whipping up a meal in
her kitchen. She gives the cake
batter a stir and a half. She
pours in into an ungreaSed
pan. And she certainly doesn't
really wash dishes clean enough
to suit me. Also, she usually
spends a good Is minutes dry
ing one dish-while talking
furiously. And she handles a
broom as If it were loaded.
Both men and women need
driving lessons. Usually, they
take their eyes off the road
for minutes at a time while
talking to a passenger. And
when they are looking straight
ahead, they wiggle the steering
wheel. Just enough to make the
viewer believe they must be
steering a pretty drunken
course.
l think it's nice when a fast
gun wins the Arthur Murray
dance contest with his litter
bug, or when private eye turns
q figure eight on an ice rink
or when a dramatic heroine
carries a tune publicly - but
first, let's get some Of these
everyday skills nailed down con-
vincingly. Please.
*%#
NBC received over $50 tele-
phone calls Tuesday night
about its Sing Along With
Mitch" show. They loved it.
1t was an hour of old, famil-
lar songs, sung by a 25-man
chorus in key that most of
us could stay with easily. The
chorus danced a little, wore
period costumes, and there was
a beguiling chorus of cute
youngsters around, too. But my
family-and I'm sure millions
of others - had a wonderful
time singing along with Mitch.
If you've wondered whatever
became of Hal March since the
collapse OF the big quiz shows,
he'll turn up as a dance con-
testant on next weeks Arthur
Murray show Ted Collins,
Kate Smiths manager-partner
took an 8-foot fall from the
terrace Of his Lake Placid home
and injured his spin. He'll be
hospitalized for months, but II
won't interfere with the Kate
Smith show. It's all taped
through June 6 and then will
go into repeats for the rest OF
the summer season.
Shooting Of Hall of Fame's
two-hour version of Macbeth
to be shown in November, starts
this week, on location in Eng
land and Scotland. Stars are
Maurice Evans and Dame Ju-
dith Anderson.
Recommended tonight: Phila.
delphia Orchestra, CHS, 10-11-
Eugene Ormandy coducting 9
concert Of Bach, Beethoven
Liszt and Wagner.
Evening star., 1960-05-26
CRITICS VIEW
Casts Need Training
In the Honey Arts
CRITICS VIEW
BY CYNTHIA LOWRY
Associated Press TeleviSion Critic

NEW YORK, May 26.-When ambitious actors and
have time to they back to school,
acting voice lessons dction lessons dancing
lessons lessonsa designed to make them better
craftsmen.
Better say they should take sewing lessons knitting
Evening star., 1960-05-26
TV KEY PREVIEWS

Tonohts top shoUs preuetOed By TV Keys STAB.
Dho attend rehedrsa tOotch screenings and GndIyze
scripts in NeW York. HoIlyDood and elsewhere Their
opinions offered a guide to viewerS.
Evening star., 1960-05-26

Recommended tonight: Phila-
delphia Orchestra, CHS, 10-11-
Eugene Ormandy coducting a
concert of Bach. Beethoven,
Liszt and Wagner.
Evening star., 1960-09-18

take so per cent Of the pic
ture instead. Stewart agreed.
Now all big stars work that
way. I saved Universal, made
myself rich and probably
made more millionaire-actors
than any other producer. So
my colleagues say I ruined
the industry.
You Can't Win
If my gamble on Capu-
cine pays off. then the actor
producers will start needing
me for promoting unknowns.
You can't win"
Capucine is 5-feet-7, has
ash blonde hair and grey
blue eyes. She has no imme-
diate plans for marriage.
Il find that American men
spoil their women too much. "
she says. "A woman needs to
know that the man is her
master"
She has other qualifica-
tions for the perfect wife.
Il am a good listener and
do not like to talk about my
self. You can see that 1 am
not a born actress"
Evening star., 1960-09-18
BY LEONARD LYONS
Hall Syndicate

NEW YORK.-Last week
the classrooms Of the Nation,
from elementary schools to
the foremost universities, re-
opened for the fall term. 1t
was Donald David, head of
Harvard'S Graduate School
of Business Administration,
who said that Harvard and
knowledge are considered
synonymous: There is a
great deal Of knowledge at
Harvard. That's because the
freshmen bring in so much
and the seniors take out so
little"
Another Harvard educator
once visited UCLA and got a
guided tour from Kenneth
MacGOwan, the theatrical
writer who taught there.
They noticed the students on
the campus and the visitor
asked: How many are
there?" Thirteen thou
sand" said MacGowan. .
Thirteen thousand stu
dents?" asked the Harvard
professor. mo, 10000 en-
rollments," MacGowan said.
But students? I'd say about
one out of every hundred"
When Gen. Eisenhower
took Office as president Of
Columbia University. he asked
one of the deans: Are you
surprised?" II like and
admire you. but I must con-
feSs to surprise" said the
dean. After all. how would
you feel If today suddenly
was appointed a general?"
Excellent School
One the day Marc Con-
nelly, Pulitzer Prize winner
for Green Pastures" be-
came a teacher at Yale's
Drama School, his Broad
way colleagues advised him
that his salary should be on
a percentage basis - giving
him a piece of any plays writ
ten by his students. After
all, several Yale students had
written plays which were pro-
duced and then sold to Holly
wood. Connolly revealed that
technically all such plays are
the property of the univer-
Evening star., 1960-09-18

Higher Education
Does Have Its Wits.

sity. But Yale always has
WAVED its rights.
The late New York-born
and London-raised Sir Louis
Sterling received an honorary
degree from London Univer-
sity. When the vice chancel-
lor asked him where he'd re-
s. ceived his schooling, Sterling
facetiously replied: The
New York. New Haven e.
Hartford" The vice chancel-
lor nodded: Good schools,
ALL"
DIR. Charles A. Beard, the
historian, lived in a New
England town. The post
master asked him: What
kind Of doctor are you?" DR..
Beard said he was a doctor
of philosophy. The postmaS-
ter said: Don't seem to
recollect we ever had a case
of that around here"
Merely Medicine
! asked Gina LOlIobrigida's S
husband, DR.. MilkO SkOfic, If
his doctorate was in philos-