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The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
Friday. March II. 1860
Bronson Opposes Rowing State Police In Favor of Local Village Constabulary

JUNEAU, R - A proposal to establish a local constabulary ser vice to provide law enforcement in isolated villages faced a tough battle in the Alaska Senate.
 The Administration recom- mended authorization for appoint ment of local constables under the State Police force. But bill to get the program underway was reported without recommendation by the Senate Judiciary Commit tee.
 Senate Majority Leader Ralph Moody D-Anchorage), chairman of the Judiciary Committee, moved Wednesday for indefinite postponement. The motion, which would kill the bill, was debated but did not reach a vote.
 Sen. Seaborn J. BuckaleW Jr. D-Anchorage), said it would cost $120,000 in the first year to train and equip constables and put them on duty in 10 villages.
 The remote areas would be bet ter served, said Buckalew, if state police hired five uniformed officers and put them on rowing patrol. The constabulary plan, he said, twill cause more headaches
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
First State Permit
 Is Issued to Nenana Ice Classic Officials

JUNEAU, R = The first per- init for gambling activity sane toned under Alaska's new lottery law was issued late Wednesday to sponsors of the Nenana Ice Classic
 State Revenue Commissioner Peter Gatz issued a 90-day tenn porary permit, as authorized under the act, to manager Carl Hagg- strcm. It will cover the big lot- tery on the Panama River break up this spring.
 The application was made and approved in an exchange of tele- grams. Gatz told Haggstrom he was forwarding for completion a formal application prepared by the Revenue Department.
 The $3 license fee required fo" temorary permit was paid in person by State Sen. John Cog hill, one of the sponsors of the original bill to legalize nonprofi. gambling. A committee substitute for the bill was passed Monday over the veto of Gov. Egan.
 The Revenue Commissioner. charged with administration of the law, said five other applica- tions have been received. All seek permits for bingo' games. They are from the Farthest North Art Guild, Fairbanks; the Eagles Lodge, Fairbanks; the Elks Club, Fairbanks; the Veterans of For eign Wars, Juneau, and the Amer ican Legion, Haines.
 The Alaska Native Brotherhood of Nome has also petitioned for a license, it was learned today.
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
EGG. Chairman Absents Himself from Office, In
 Face of Patronage Charge

WASHINGTON, tR Under fire for hospitality he accepted from radio-TV executive, EGG chairman John Doerfer did not show up at his office yesterday morning, and there were reports his resignation was imminent.
 At his office aides said he was not there, and they did not know whether he would appear. At his home in nearby Bethesda, Md, it was said he was not there either. He did not preside at Wednesdays meeting of the Fed eral Communications Commission
 The New York Herald Tribune said Doerfer was reported draw ing up letter of resignation and might present it to President Els enhower immediately.
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
Rescuers Fight On In Hope IS Trapped w. Va. Coal
 Miners May Be Still Alive

LOGAN, w. Va, LR - Two en- frances to a burning coal mine were found blocked by slate falls yesterday, delaying the drive to rescue Is trapped men.
 Rescue workers, who had eX- pected to reach their buddies by early morning, conceded that the job now would take much longer.
 More than AS hours has passed since last word was received from the trapped men on the mine tele- phone at noon Tuesday. There was no indication whether they were dead or still alive.
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
Becoming Bonnet

JUNEAU, R = Rep. Dora Sweeney found out yesterday that the gentlemen notice what a lady wears, or doesn't wear, on the floor of the Alaska House.
 The Juneau Democrat is one of three women in the lower cham Der. he other two wear hats to work. Rep. Sweeney doesn't.
 She has one to wear now. though. A group of her fellow legislators presented her with a bonnet of their own creation an.l resolution to go with it.
 The hat was made of feathers. fruit, flowers and a stuffed bird The resolution said it was "beau- tiful and outlandish."
 What about the other ladies?
 Well, Rep. Helen Fisher wore a tall, black, soft creation of crushed felt, and Rep. Blanche McSmith wore a brown felt beret. SITRSCRTPE TO TrJr NyrY~~rr,
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
PRESIDENT EISENHOWER DOESN'T PLAN TO ATTEND MARGARET'S WEDDING

WASHINGTON, tR - President Eisenhower is making no plans to attend the wedding of Princess Margaret of Great Britain.
 The wedding has been set for May 6 and the President is due in Paris for the summit confer ence starting May 16.
 Asked whether there was any chance Eisenhower would leave for Europe early in order to at tend the wedding, Press Secretary James Hagerty replied, "None at all."
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11
Largest Wine Tanker
 Sets to Sea Again After Storm Repairs in Port

SAN FRANCISCO, LR - The SS Angelo Petri, almost wrecked month ago by Pacific gale, headed back to sea yesterday.
 The worlds largest wine tanker carried it's full cargo - almost 2 million gallons of wine, vegetable oil and fuel.
 The 21,700-ton vessel was al- most beached off San Francisco last month when a storm and huge waves washed out her electrical system and tore away her rudder.
 But four tugs and Coast Guard cutter worked for 46 hours to bring the Petri back into port for repairs. It cost $300,000 to get the tanker ready for sea. The tug owners have filed a $450,000 sal wage suit against the ship and the Petri's owners posted a $325, ,000 bond to gain permission for the ship to tail.
The Nome nugget., 1960-03-11

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Evening star., 1960-07-12
PALMER
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hopeful they can get you in
the tournament" Palmer was
told.
mo-" he answered. "I've got
a house full Of mail and I've
been a little tired. I've Just got
to get some rest If I expect to
do any good and do justice
to the PGA. I've got to get
back to playing the larger
ball"
A smaller type ball was used
in the British Open as is Gus
tomary.
Asked if he was angry be-
cause he was advised he would
not be able to play in the
French Open tournament, be-
ginning today in Paris, be-
cause he had filed his entry
too late, Palmer said:
mo, I don't think I was
angry. I was a little disap-
pointed. I wanted to play since
I was there"
Palmer said he received {
telegram last Saturday in Eng
land confirming his entry ant
hotel reservation"
But when I got there yes
terday morning" he explained
"the hotel reservation was can
celed and I was informed tina
| 1 couldn't play in the Frencl
Open because the entry lis
. had closed 10 days ago. Why
received confirmation I jus
/. don't know. But anyhow
: didn't waste any time gettin
back here"
Evening star., 1960-07-12
By MERRELL WHITTLESEY
star stan Writer

Somebody will have to dig
up a pretty exciting script late
today if the climax of the 40th
Maryland Open golf champion
ship at Manor Country Club is
to top yesterdays dramatic
finish of the Maryland pro-am
championship over the same
course.
It was the kind Of day where
people huddled under umbrel-
las at the 18th hole and watch
ed Lloyd Kelley and George
CPeewee) Cornwell Of the host
club finish with their fourth
consecutive birdie for a best
ball of 63, and still lose. This
was a best ball, scratch tourna-
ment, without handicaps.
Kelley and Cornwell lost be-
cause Ralph Bogart knocked
in a 15-foot birdie putt on the
Evening star., 1960-07-12

PATIENTS COMPLAINT: |
Cant seem to add distance.
DIAGNOSIS: Let's check the
grip.
TREATMENT: The grip with
the left hand is a combination
palm-and-fing grip. The grip
with the right hand is princi-
pally in the fingers. Fortunate
ly, the left-hand grip comes
fairly natural to most golfers.
But unfortunately, it is not so
natural to get the right hand
grip principally in the fingers
where it belongs - and this
is an important point from the
standpoint Of power and dis
tance.
To get the right hand grip
in the fingers, I have found it
helpful to use a little gimmick
which the drawing illustrates.
After taking the grip with the
left hand. I put the right hand
on the club as shown. Then I
push down with the left thumb,
and pull up with the fingers
of the right hand. wedging the
grip securely in the fingers of
the right hand. '.
This will tend to weld the
hands into a unit, and will pro-
mote both distance and accu-
racy. But you must not Stor
there. No matter how good you
grip is, your left arm really
controls the power of YOU
swing. Ny hint-packed book
let, Left Arm Control" viii
teach you to utilize that powe
for your best score. Just 10,
and q stamped, self-addresse,
envelope to me, CO The StaI
will bring you your form-per
fecting copy. But, please alloN
at least two weeks for delivery
Thursday-"You've Got M
All Confused"
Evening star., 1960-07-12
Math Teacher
Stroke Up in
Public Links

HONOLULU. July IL (AP).
Mike Andonian. a Michigan
math teacher, had a one
stroke lead today as the 35th
annual National Public Links
championship entered its sec
ond day.
With a one-over-par 70
Andonian was in front but
eight players, punched in sec
ond place, were breathing
down his neck.
The Pontiac high school
teacher shot 37-35 yesterday
over the Ala Wal course.
Tied with 73s were Mike
Rashkow of Miami, Fla; Tom
Jenkins, Jacksonville, Fla;
Richard Hopwood and Frank
Huff, Phoenix, Ariz.; Tom
Dixon, Daily City, Calf;
Charles Harrington. Kokomo,
Ind; Marshall Dallas, Seattle,
and Jack Omuro Of Honolulu.
T/Sergt.. Hank Miracle of
Boiling Air Force Base led
three Middle Atlantic players
in the tourney with a II.
Murphy Street Of Baltimore
was one stroke back Of Miracle
and Bill Klages, the Baltimore
University student and former
winner Of the Mason-Dixon
Conference championship, had
an 80.
Andonian, seven-time quail
fer for the tournament, barely
missed eagles on three holes
One Of his shots hit the pin.
Two former champions were
within three strokes Of the
leader.
Bill Wright, Seattle college
student, and defending cham
pion. and Don Essig of Indian
apolis shot 75s. Essig won the
title in 1857.
Essig made his IS despite
an eight on the par five 18th
hole when he hit two balls
in the canal adjacent to the
course,
Stan Bielat Of Yonkers, N. Y.
1850 champion, was well of
the pace with an 81.
The low 64 after today's fina
qualifying round will engag,
in match play starting tomor.
row.
Evening star., 1960-07-12
DOCTORING
YOUR GOLF
BY DIR. CARY MIDDLECOFF

PATIENTS COMPLAINT:
Cant seem to add distance" !"
DIAGNOSIS: Let's check the
oriT1
Evening star., 1960-07-12

MY POLICY AND
HOW 1T PROTECTS you
"I'll give you a better tire
buy, brand for brond, line
for line, any doy Of the
week or I'll refund your
money promptly"
Joe Granville
Evening star., 1960-07-12
8 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS OPEN DAILY 3 AM---9 Pm.

To better the growing Northeast and nearby Moond
oreG, we've moved into our spanking new store
Evening star., 1960-07-12
CHECK THIS TIRE
LINE CHART

Custom Super cushion-NyIon or Tyrex- Ist line
sofety l-Weother-NyIon or TUex- End line
AlI-Weuther-Nyon or Tyex 3rd line
Evening star., 1960-07-12

PLEASE NOTE: These findings bosed on tests con-
Quoted on the First Line, Second Line and Third line
tires OF the companies fhot produce "Orignol Eouip-
ment tires (the ones thoi come on your new car)
ond those Of other manufacturers.
Evening star., 1960-07-12

TIRE QUALITY Is
MORE IMPORTANT
THAN TIRE NAME
Know the Quolity Before You Buy
With the recent introduction Of 3rd line Nyon
tires by many companies we feel it is more i'm
portunt thon ever for every tire buyer to csk his
dealer point blunk rs this first line tire!"
And otter studying the facts below you can
costly see why we recommend first line tires
no matter whot brand you buy!
Facts 8 Comparisons
First Line and Other Tires
touoed from This Week In Tires" by permission az
copyright owner. Mr.. Reuben HsdlUnd, one Of Amer.
ieuS foremost tire authorities)
Corcoss Strength Of FIRST LINE TIRES Is obout
= +o9e BETTER than 3rd ns
, Tread Mileage Of FIRST LINE TIRES I. soe6 10
%' looso BETTER than Ord line (sspeeially on hah.
speed sursl.
2 Most 3rd LINE TIRES ore UNSUITABLE FOR RE.
- TREADlNc and have little or no trado-i Vulus
a A 3rd LINE TIRE COSTS MORE PER 1000 MILES
Ts ond hos less strength and protection aaein,,
blow-oUtS.
z End LINE TIRE Is oboUt "haIFv4ay between
. - first line and 3rd line shown on ehor
below.
AVERAGE COMPARISON, FIRST LINE, SECOND
LINE AND THIRD LINE (VlScoSE CORD TYPE
Evening star., 1960-07-10

lens for teen-agers, but
they don't have to be in
soluble.
Since you are moving
during the summer, you may
not be able to meet as many
youngsters, as quickly, as you
would while school is in
session. In either case, my
advice is to be friendly with
those you meet, but do not
jump into quick friendships
until you are sure of the kind
of person the boy or girl
may be.
Probably there will be some
youngsters your own age
living in your new neighbor-
hood. After meeting them,
they can give you the scoop
on other teens when school
starts in the fall. I have a
booklet, b THE WAY TO
TEEN-AGE POPULARITY"
which will help you to make
friends with boys and girls.
Just send 10 cents, enclose a
stamped. self-addreSSed on
velope with your request and
mail to me in care of this
paper. g
Evening star., 1960-07-10
By DOROTHY KICKER
Register Tribune Syndicate

Dear Mrs. Kicker:
1 wish you would please
publish this letter as soon
as possible. 1t could help
US boys and perhaps it
would straighten out some
girls we know. We would
like to know why girls Of
our age (16 and III want
to go out with boys who are
Is to 21?
We are considered a nice
group Of boys and live in
a very nice community.
When we ask for dates
these girls say, "COme back
In a year or two" and then
the answer is usually NO"
Recently some of the girls
have broken up with the
older guys and now they are
trying to get back with us
'little guys" Why is it
that girls go for older fell
lows and pass us up? We
are decent boys and some
OF my best buddieS and l
have discussed this queS-
tiOn many times. Now we
are asking you for help.
THE LITTLE GUYS"
According to my mail there
are several reasons why girls
often prefer to date older
boys. These quotes were
taken directly from girls
letters who complained about
younger teen-age boys as
dates:
Evening star., 1960-07-10
Mrs. Ricker's mail


"They act silly and wrestle
with each other trying to
show OF in front of girls;
they are sloppy dresSers; too
short: too loud and bolster
Gus; have dirty flngernails;
have B.O.; lack manners;
don't know how to treat a
girl; they kiss and tell
Some even tell horrible, un-
true stories to other boys
about a girl just because they
don't like her or they want
to make themselves appear to
be fast workers with the girls,
so they brag about things
which never happened"
OF course, these complaints
were not aimed at all the
boys but, because of them.
many girls like to date older
boys who usually act more
mature and have outgrown,
at least, some of this kid
stuff" However, don't give
up hope. Dating older boys
has disadvantages, too. For
example, older boys usually
have a later "curfew" which
brings up problems for
younger girls and many par
entS object to their daugh-
ters dating boys who are sew
eral years older. Chances
are, your girls will see the
light.
Evening star., 1960-07-10

ly when our mothers reached the cheeSe-cak
stage. In 1918 it was still mostly matter of
heavy, wOOl-like materials and figure-h hiding
patterns. Sleeves were shortened somewhat, but
they still existed and the legs still reached the
kneecap. Recalling those days recently, the Keye
Teen Club in Montgomery County, Md, held a
bathing suit fashion show at Chevy Chase Lake
Swimming Pool for the benefit of Camp Echo
Lake. The members made few comparisons.
Az left, for instance, club member Gay Goodman
Evening star., 1960-07-10

a Job in another city so we
will be moving in about
two months. Mrs. Kicker,
I've lived in this town all my
life and 1 don't know what
1t will be like to live in a
strange place.
How will / know who are
the right people to be
friendly with? How can 1
get in with the right, but
popular, crowd at a new
Evening star., 1960-07-10

school? Also. how can 1 be
popular with the boys as
well as the girls? 1t seems
most boys go for a pretty
face. Well, I'm no knock
out so how can 1 get new
boys to notice me? / don't
want to appear over
anxious.
LYNN.
Moving to a new COM
munity often brings up prob
Evening star., 1960-07-10

kicks up her heels in 1912 version of what
beauty might have worn for dip in the Potomac
River as late as 30 years ago. BY comparison,
Marsha Mai, center, models popular version
of today, in one sense, considered conservative.
At right, Gay goes back ever farther, to the
1905, with a ruffIe- trimmed cap and long,
black stockings The leg-O-muttOn sleeves give
the suit real dash" Finally, DeDe Alexander
and the suit that turns heads in 1860, the Amer
ican bikini-Star Photos by ARNOLD SACHS.
Evening star., 1960-07-10

Dear Mrs. Kicker:
There IS a boy In school
whom 1 like very much.
Usually l walk past his
locker and ask If he Is go
Ing home. He usually
Evening star., 1960-07-10
SWIMSUITS SURE HAVE CHANGED

Styles of course, change from year to year, but
In the field of wOmen'S swimsuitS, change is
hardly the wOrd-it's revolution. Take for in
stance, the bathing suits worn by our grand
mothers, if they dared wear one at all. They re-
sembled vicuna coats and were draped from
their pretty necks to below the knees. If the
wearer decided to get sporty, she might even
wear hat of the same material and add lego
mutton sleeves. Beginning in the last century,
this went on for years, and improved only slight
Evening star., 1960-07-10

Dear Mrs. Kicker:
Recently my father, who
is a band director, accepted
Evening star., 1960-07-10

Letters to Mrs. Kicker can
De dnSWered through her
column only. Write to Dor
othy Kicker in care of TEEN.
The Washington Star. Wash
ington ;, D. c.
Evening star., 1960-07-10

says "yeS" and we go home
together.
The problem is this: I
don't know whether / am
chasing him or IL he really
likes me. Today I went by
his locker but he wasn't
there. When 1 got to the
bus stop there he was. He
smiled and was real friend
ly, but IL he likes me, why
didn't he wait at his locker?
Mrs. Kicker, do you think
1 have been chasing him?
How can I find out IL he
really likes me?
PUZZLED.
Yes, 1 think you have been
chasing the boy-and the
best way to find out If he
really likes. you is to continue
being friendly but give him
the opportunity to chase you
instead.
You see, when a girl chases
a boy she never can be quite
sure whether he is being nice
to her because he's too polite
to do otherwise, or if he
doesn't mind being chased,
temporarily. because he is
not particularly interested in
someone else at the time.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18

a LongWood friend with her home
for the week end. Diane Moss
was the week end guest Of Eliza
beth Ann Parker. Mrs. Parker S
brother and sister-in-laW and
their daughter. Mrs. Jack Harp
er, and Miss Jackie Harper. Of
Irvington, were Sunday dinner
guests.
Miss Virginia Parker was one
of the LongWood hockey players
in the TideWater Tournament in
Richmond Saturday. She is one
of the seven players picked TO
take part in the Southeastern
Tournament in Baltimore this
week end From these players
will be chosen the girls who will
go to the national tournament in
I California.
! Mrs. Cooke Gillian has re-
turned to st. Paul, MINI. after
spending the summer at her
/ home il the Toga neighborhood
1t had been three years since she
was ir the county, and the sum
mer was full and satisfying.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18

Nov. l--Nr. and Mrs. c. G.
sarderSon accompanied by Mrs.
-. B. Nichols spent the week
mi with Mrs Ii Rice in Falls
shurch recently.
Mas. Alice DlnkHn, Of Clu-ds-
ille. Nrs. VERNE Rhodes. Of
Richmond and Mrs. Dorothy
'utney Of Cu.lberland were
'ecent visitors IN The ". P. San
iarson home.
Mrs. ". e. Eaeby was 4 re-
tsnf guest Of her si ster at
brakes Branch.
Nh. and Ms Dennis Hart and
Mr. and Mrs. eileen Goode en-
ertained friends from Pennsyl-
vania.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Sander
on Jl., BOB. Dave and Don Of
Roanoke, and Mr.. and Mrs u G.
;anderson, JIM. Jocelyn. Roger
lnd Pam Of Clarksbllre. M. Va.,
wore rao5ht visitors fur tile
gco'. eua IN t1e " n. saadarsoG
loiae
Mr ami Mfs IN &. W7'tm sr
pent 1hul.slay nisht With Mr..
lnd Nam "A s.. Tmea iu Rich
nond.
M and Mrs. S. F. Dawson
i Richmond and Mr. and Mrs.
I 4 Cole, Jr., and fa'nilv Of
PoWhatan. visited NIL sra Mrs.
\. J. Dawson on Tuesday.
Mr and Mrs, Robert @ San
icrson. Of Richmond visited
lIr and Mrs. G. G. sanderson
ATT week.
Miss Sunny Martin. Of Mary
Washington College. spent tie
week end at home.
Steve Sanderson and Bud Mar
sin attended the Lee Davis Pow
hatan game at Ellerson on Sat
rday.
Mrs. ca mpbell. Of LOUISA
spent several days with her sis
III. Mrs. Dennis Hart. last week.
Afr and Mrs. Carroll King
ana daughters. Of Barnes JUNO
ion, spent the week end with
ler parents. Mr.. and Mrs. M. H
Meador. Mesdames King and
Neador spent Saturday shop
ping ana visiting friends i'll Rich
mond
Mr.. and MIS-. Ernest Ford. Of
WASHINGTON, visited Ills parents
Mi ana MIS- W. L. Ford oyel
the week end.
Her5rrt England and hgs
nlather, Mrs, Myrtle Zealand
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18

Marshall Seay and their daugh-
ters. and Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Seay
and their son. Mr.. ard Mrs. Will
bur Haver and their children, of
Allen. Ky, are with the Seays
OF a week S visit. The Havers
young son is on his first visit to
his grandparents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Jones, thNir
daughter, and Mrs. Raymond K d
were week end guests of Mrs. j.
c. Morgan. Other guests for Sun
day dinner were Mr. and Mrs.
Kermit CARRIER and Mr.. and
Mrs. John Morgan.
Mr.. and Mrs. 0. j. Thompson
drove to Lynchburg Sunday to
spend the day with the Luther
Waldens. While in town they also
visited Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Will
Sor.
Mr. and Mrs. j. Meade Ander-
son ard Jimmie Anderson spent
Sunday in Richmond with Mr..
and Mrs. George Heinig.
Mrs. Sam Anderson and Miss
Elva Anderson spent the week
end with Mrs. c. H. Anderson.
Miss Virginia Anderson is back
at her home after a three-Week
stay in Roanoke.
Mrs. r. NJ Morgan and chill
dren are spending the week at
their home here.
Miss Billie Morgan was with
her mother several days of last
week and Miss Louise Morgan
came for the week end. Mr.. and
Mrs 7 h ON a Robertson, Of
CreWe, were Sunday dinner
guests in the Morgan home.
The Robertsons called on Mr..
and Mrs. julius Coleman Sunday
night.
Back at School
Susan Forbes is back at school,
working hard to catch up with
her classes after an illness of
two weeks.
Miss Beth Forbes and Nan
Forbes were il Farmville Satur-
day to hear the Marine Band
concert.
Miss Virginia Parker brought
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18
Handwriting Expert
Visits POwhatan

POWHATAN. Nov. II = Miss
Worthington. handwriting consul
tant from the amer Bloser Com
pany, spent November IA in Pow
hatan working with the first,
fourth and sixth grades, and all
the elementary teachers at Pow
hatan School.
The school officials and teach
ers were most pleased with this
study. They believe some very
beneficial results will develop
from the study.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18

celved many good wishes and
nice presents and enjoyed his
first birthday at home in five
years.
Miss Sue Wood, of Fayette-
vile, N. O.. and Mrs. B. c..
Smith, of Richmond, visited ms.
W. f. FarnsWorth, ST.. Sunday
afternoon.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18

Mrs. Gillian spent her last
week in Virginia with Mrs, Smith
and Mrs. ElCridee Winter She
wrote back. has come to Mime
sofa, but The warm welcome shd
received from her daughter and
family Vert lols way toward
dispelling the cold.
The Farmville herald. (Farmville, Va.) 1957-current, 1960-11-18
JUVENILE LOGIC

1t was the little boys first visit
to church and when the choir
entered, all in white. he whisper
ed to his father: Look quick,
Daddy! They're all going to get
a haircut