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The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1959-04-04
Winfer Ice No Hlndrunce
A-Svb's Polar Feat Puts Russia in Missile Range

Winter Ice No Hncronce
A-Svb's Polar Feet Puts Russia in Missile Range
WASHINGTON, March 2s.7AP-The nvelesr SUBJ
marine Skate Is heading homeward today after dramatically
proving that atomic subs punch through the North
Polar ice cap within missile range Of Russia any time
Of the year.
Although mssie-frng submarines not expected TO
Join the fleet for than year. the Skate demonstrated
that nveIear subs effectively under Arctic ice
regardless Of the season.
This shown graphically in fhe Nays announcement
yesterday that the Skate had completed l2day voyage
under the ice in the smashed through the
ice several times TO TO the surface.
The Navy spoke only Of the scientific aspects Of the trip
but the military significance obvious.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1959-04-04
N[RB Ruling SIaps Onion-
PART 2
POLITICS, PRO AND CON.

JESUS REFUSED TO BE KING!
BUT YE SHALL CAST OUT DEvLsr, we SHALL
BE GOOD sAMARITANs, BROTHERS KEEPERsI
JESUS. AGAIN: IF THY BROTHER tOR BRETHREN
OFFEND THEE. REBUKE HIM. AND IF HE REPENT.
FcRclvs HIM SEVENTY TIMES sEvENi
AND TO MY HIGHEST CHOSEN ONES. CHRIST
JESUS, WOMAN HEAVEN HEAVEN
HER. N-o-WEMaff 1893.
MY SECOND AND GREATEST MARY AND WOMAN,
THE REV. MARY BAKER EDDY. WHOSE MAN CHILD
80. TO RULE ALL NATIONS WITH A ROD OF
IRON Rev. l2-cHRIsT. COLOSSAL SCIENCE OF
THE UNIVERSE AND TO MRS. EDDY, TO YOU,
IN OUR MASTERPIECE, THE c.s. TEXTBOOK. RE
ERROR, WHEREVER FOUNDI-
WHEN ERROR coNFRoNTS YOU. WITHHOLD NOT
THE REBUKE OR THE EXPLANATION WHICH
DESTROYS ERROR. NEVER BREATHE AN IMMORAL
HMPURE) ATMOSPHERE EXCEPT IN THE ATTEMPT
PURIFY IT!-FRoM c.s. TEXTBOOK. AND
ENGRAVED ON WALL OF MOTHER CHURCH, BACK
OF DESK tPULPIT OF SECOND READER.-coDs
DEMANDS
POLITICS. LABOR, CAPITAL. EDUCATION.
THERAPEUTICS. CULTURE. RELIGION. MUST.
AND WILL. COME UNDER THE CONTROL
OF my HIGHEST CHOSEN.
CHRISTlIKE CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS!
SAY YOUR PRAYERS. HEBREWS ROMAN CATH
oLIcs. PRoTEsTANTs, AND OTHER PRISONERS OF
THE DEVIL THE NoN-cHRIsT SCIENTISTS!
AND SEEK PURiFicATIoN. LIBERATION HEAVEN
HERE, NOW DIvINELY INSPIRED, INFALLlBLE
WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING!
NLRB Ruling Stops Union Boycott Here
News 800
In decision that may have far-reaohng effect
union affairs, THE NATIONAL LABOR RELATIONS BOARD
(NLRB) YESTERDAY ORDERED THE PLUMBERS AND
PIPEFITTERs UNION TO END ITS OBJECTIONS TO IN
STALKING PREFABRlcATED PIPE MADE BY ANOTHER
UNION.
The NLRB meeting in Washington RULED UNANI-
MOUsLY THAT a 1857 STRIKE AGAINST A DETROIT
EDISON co. POWER PLANT CONSTRUCTION JOB IN
RIVER ROUGE WAS ILLEGAL. The Unions refusal the
time send workers other Edison projects ruled
illegal secondary boycott.
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Cat Sets Off Blaze

tconiinued from Back Page)
.pApENTs-THE HUMAN COUNTERFEIT OF THE
DIVINE. NOT READY FOR 1.-THE WAY, THE TRUTH.
AND THE LIFE" OF CHRIST JESUS. WHO DID NOT
BECOME A HUMAN p-E-7-EN-T-5PiRITuAL. YES.
o. BILLIONS!
GOD FIRST SECONDARY LOVE FOR HUSBANDS
WIVES chill pREN PARENTS. BROTHERS, SISTERS.
LANDS AND POSSESSIONS, YEA, AND ONES
SELF, ALSO las per Jesus-!
THE HUMAN RACES AND THEIR so-cAllED
MATERIAL" WORLD ARE MERELY VISIBLE.
sHADoWY MORTAL THOUGHT, MYTHICAL
IMAGES couNTERFETS AND BURLEsoUES OF THE
DIVINE CREATION - MATTERLEsS. FLESHLESS,
SPIRITUAL cYRIsTLIKE-sTERNALLY COMPLETELY
PoPuLATINc, sUPER-sATURATINc. THE ONE
UNIVERSE WITH UNAVAILABLE INcoRRuPTIBLE,
INvuL NERABLE, cMkIPREsENT HEAVEN AND
ETERNAL LIFE, YOUR TRUE HABITAT. MY LITERAL
IMAGE AND LIKENESS
CAT SETS OFF SIS, 900 BLAZE
" my. Tribune, 1929
RlpcEFIELD Conn, Mar. IA cat knocked over
can Of tupentne on second floor OF Richard Ranfods
lsvearold barn on Florida Road which was being con-
verted into dwelling.
The trpenfi,s drppcd through tho floor TO furnace
below and burst nsme The fire destroyed the barn
and contents including antiques, paintings and 5000
volume art library with loss of $4,000.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1959-04-04
April Warning 10 Reds

s~~'"'ocu from BACK Paoel
NY MARVELLOUS. IMPERATIVE CHRIST, "sEcoNn
COMING" MASTER, SUPREME Colossal
SCIENCE OF THE UNIVERSE !!l-THE uNIvrpen,
MESSIAH MILLENNIUM TO ALL PEopI EsI w,,o,,
WILL IN DUE TIME, BECOME THE RUSSIAN prou re
TRUE. ONE AND ONLY GOD, p-A.RENT Mace
TIC. INFINITE SPIRIT. THE ONE sussTANce Tur
ONE REAL, SANE MIND SOUL. INFINITE .o,,-,,
DIVINE LOVE, INFINITE, DIVINE PRINCIPLE VIA
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS. MY HIGHEST cuosrM nAo
THEIR "FATHER-MoTHER GOD, ALLHApMoM'o,,e"
CONTROLLER OF YOUR 'PuNy. Cod. M,.,oo
PHYSICAL. NATURAL scENcE-NATlJpn,iv
PRISONER OF THE DEVIL land HIS .puoMv
SUBSTANCE, "MATTERl-BoTH. GIGANTIC epn,,ne
AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY STUpENDoljs CLAN
oWY MORTAL THOUGHT CONCEPTS coI,nTrp
FElTS AND BuRLEsoUEs OF DIVINE IDEAS
Externally HARMONIOUS. EXCLUSIVE F-.,,ry
OF MY ONE CREATlON-AND THERE Is NOME
OTHER !-MATTERlEss, FLEsHLEss, SPIRITUAL
CHRlSTlIKE-ETERNALLY COMPLETELY popu
LATINO sUPER-sATURATINc, THE ONE UNIvErse
WITH UNAVAILABLE, iNcoRRUPTIBLE. INvlu.
NERABLE, OMNlPRESENT HEAVEN AND ETERNAL
LIFE 1.-THE TRUE HABITAT OF MY oEEsppINc
NY ETERNAL IMAGE AND LIKENESS J. TO WHICH
ALL WILL HAVE TO AWAKEN AND OUT or TIE
MYTHICAL, DEvILIsH, ANTIcHRIsT PSYCHE.
PATHIc, ADAM-EvE, MURDERous CAIN JlJDAs
KNAvEs' AND FOOLS ECO AND psycHoL ocy or
ALL HUMAN PARENTHOOD!-"THE CHASTITY
FARCE" OF ACCEPTING AS REAL THE COLOSSAL
FALSEHOOO, ILLUSION AND DELUsIoN OF a
CONTRADICTION OF REVEALED, ETERNAL TRUTH!
Genesis, LIST Book of the Bible concluding verse
First Chapter: land GOD SAW ALL THAT HE HAD MADE
AND, BEHOLD, IT WAS Isl VERY cooDI
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POPULATION FlOOD'-LUNACY! TREASON!

OF r. CATHOLIC AND OTHER PRISONERS OF THE
DEVIL AND AS PER ABE LINCOLN AND SHAKE
SPEARE, THE DEVIL USING SCRIPTURE FOR
HIS OWN PURPOSE!
C-H-I-L-DL-E-S-S CHRIST JESUS HoNORED THE
FIRST COMMUNICATIVE OTHER GODS, CREATORS,
PARENT(sr NO PROSTITUTION OF coD-cIvEN
FACULTIES AND POWERS OF JESUS, TO MULTIPLY
IN BELIEF-THE MYTHICAL HUMAN RACES =
SHINING, STUPID, LAUNDERING ADAMS EWES
MURDERoUs GAINS, JUDAsEs, KNAvEs,
FOOLS
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North Pole Trip

NORTH Pole Trip
Continues from 6sek Page, .~r1
BUT YOU STOLE, AND STOLE, AND STOLE
WHOLE NATIoNs-c LovAKiA. FOR EXAMPLE
"A MIGHTY MECHANICAL CENTER or EUROPE
THE DEVIL IS "A MURDERER LIAR. VOID OF
TRUTH Jesus In John e:43, az AND A MYTH l.
APPREHENDeD ~ THE PURE IN HEART" NY
HIGHEST CHOSEN PEOPLE. cHRIsTLikE CHRISTIAN
SCIENTISTS
SATAN SEEMINGLY WINS, ONLY TO GIVE POST
GRADUATE EDUCATION TO SATAN BOUND" ADAMS
EWES. MURDERoUs GAINS, JuDAsEs. KNAvEs
AND FOOLS !. THE EGO AND PSYCHOLOGY OF
ALL HUMAN PARENTHooD-A PSEUDO.
PHcNY', CREATIONS
c.H-i-LDL-E.ss CHRIST JESUS. MY INcoMPAR.
ABLE PROPHET. MESSIAH SON. YOUR SAVIOUR
KNEW THE EXCLUSIVE PARENTHooD OF HIS
"FATHER-MoTHER COD ALLHARMoNloUs"-
REVELATION OF MY INFALLIBLE PASTOR, THE
c.s TEXTBOOK "scIENcE AND HEALTH WITH KEY
TO THE SCRIPTURES" DICTATED TO MY HIGHEST
REPRESENTATIVE SINCE CHRIST JESUS MY SECOND
AND GREATEST MARY AND WOMAN THE REV.
MARY BAKER EDDY-WoMAN. WHOSE MAN CHILD
WILL RULE ALL NATIONS WITH A ROD OF IRON!
Revelation l2-MY MARVELLOUS IMPERATIVE
CHRIST. SECOND COMING" MASTER, SUPREME,
COLOSSAL SCIENCE OF THE UNIVERSE THE
UNIVERSAL MESSIAH MILLENNIUM TO ALL
PEoPLEs
KING JAMES PROTESTANT BIBLE THE Basic
PASTOR OF NY ONE, PURE. TRUE, HONEST.
COMPLETE CHURCH. THE CHRIST SCIENTIST i
THE PREDEsTINED. EVENTUAL, THE ONE AND
ONLY RELIGION AND THERAPEUTICS" OF ALL
RACES AND PEOPLES !-IMPERATIvE, PURE, BASIC
EDUCATION CULTURE. POLITICS. ENTERTAIN
MENT-A MORAL AND SPIRITUAL CRIPPLE VIA THE
DEVILS BILLION RAcKETs sex, ALCOHOL,
TOBACCO. WHITEWAsH MEDICINES, CURES. OF
THE NoN-cHRiST SCIENTISTS AND CRIME;
RECREATION. DIvlNELY REcREATivE!
NORTH POLE TRIP MADE IN WINTER
BY U.S.S. SKATE
Atom Power Submarine Sets Record
Rises 10 Times Despite the Ice
James e. Warner my. Trib, 1929
WASHINGTON, Mar. Pin a voyage of vast military
and commercial significance, the nueIearpowered subma-
rine Skate has made second trip, this time in winter,
under North Pole ice, fhe Navy announced today.
The first irans-poIar submarine voyage made in
August by the nveear submarine Nautilus and the Skate
conditions The feat Of the Skate Of
New London, Conn.,. her second trip. is significant
because of her ability surface times in Arctic water
once at the geographic North Pole itself
LOGS 5000 MILES
The Skate broke all records including her and that
of the Nautilus last summer. by logging 5000 miles
twelve days in and under the permanent Arctic ice
With lo7 aboard she left New London March a.
the pack March IA and emerged yesterday She
is due back in New London April 6.
Winter Ice No Hindronce
A-Sub's Polar Feet Puts Russia in Missile Range
WASHINGTON, March 2s.-tAP)-The nueIesr SUBJ
marine Skate heading homeward today after dramatically
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1959-04-04
PART
EDITOR OF CS. MONITOR, NEW PRESIDENT
OF US. CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

NIX kFkUSHCHEV, WE COMMEND TO YOU HIS
SIGN OF THE TIMES: so YEARS OF C.S. MONITOR, 90
YEARS PLUS PosT-cVIL WAR, CHRIST, SECOND
COMING" THE COMFORTER EVEN THE HOLY GHOST.
TEACHING ALL THINGS, PROMISED IN THAT
wicked AND ADULTERoUs GENERATION" OF
JESUS TIME, FULFILLED!
AS YOU KNOW BY NOW, MR. CANAAN is THE
FIRST NEWSPAPER MAN PRESIDENT OF US. c. OF c.,
OF A LINE OF 81 IN THAT OFFICE!
THE HOLY SCRIPTURES, REVEALED ETERNAL
TRUTH RIGHTLY DECLARE: ONE WISE MAN SAVED
CITY!
LIKEWISE, A PARAPHRASE: EXCEPT THE LORD
tDlviNE LOVE- BUILD THE HOUSE. CITY, NATION.
THEY LABOR IN VAIN THAT BUILD 1T!
CONSIDER CAESAR. NAPOLEON,
MUSSOLINI. HITLER. TOO!
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE" MUST!
FROM THE MYTHS OF MATTER" AND IT'S
FATHER, THE DEvIL-A MURDERER, LIAR, VOID
OF TRUTHl-As PER JESUS in John 943, a.
AND A MYTH !, AS PER THE INCOMPATIBLE
GRANDEUR OF MY ONE PURE, TRUE, HONEST,
COMPLETE CHURCH, THE CHRIST SCIENTIST !
IMPERATIVE TO HEAL THE DEFECTIVE SANITY
JUDGMENT, HONESTY. INTELLIGENCE OF ALL
OTHER CHURCHES, CLERGY, LAITY, LEADERS,
MASSES u!
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DETROIT TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, APRIL 4. 1859
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
Western Democrats
 Will Group To Push Legislation For West

WASHINGTON, LR - Demo- cratic senators from 12 western states, including Alaska, were in vited yesterday by Senator James Murray D-MonD to meet Monday to form a group to push legisla- ton of interest to the west.
 Murray said Rocky Mountain area senators met last Monday and decided to invite senators from Pacific Northwest states and Alas ka to join them.
 He said the group probably will organize formally and would meet periodically during the Congress Sional session.
 Invited were Democratic sena- tors from Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, California, Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah, Arizona, Colo rado, Nevada and Alaska.
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
Anti Filibuster Advocates Get Major Setback

WASHINGTON, LR - The Sen ate today turned down 60-36 a key proposal designed by civil rights advocates to clear the way for a tight new curb on filibusters.
 The roll call vote was the first test of strength in the swirling battle over rules touched off with the start of the new Senate ses- sion two days ago.
 It marked a striking victory for Democratic leader Lyndon John son and other Democratic and Re publican Senate leaders backing a compromise offered by Johnson
 Conversely, it was major set back for Vice President Richard M. Nixon and a bipartisan anti filiibuster bloc of northern and western senators.
 The vote came on a motion by Johnson to table and thus kill a resolution by Senator Clinton An derson (D-NND. Anderson's aim was to establish that each new Senate has the right to adopt it's own rules by majority vote at the tart of a session.
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
Hawaii Statehood To be First Business Of Senate Committee

WASHINGTON, R - The Ha- waii statehood bill will have at least 40 sponsors in the Senate.
 Chairman James Murray D- Mont of the Senate Interior and Insular Affairs Committee said that number of Senators already had agreed to join him in intro ducing an admission bill identical to one approved by his committee in the last Congress.
 Other senators are expected to add their names to the bill later It will carry the number $50, symbolic of the 50th State.
 In the House, Representative Leo O'Brien O-NY), chairman of the House Territories Subcommit- tee, said arrangements have been made for the full Interior and h. sular Affairs Committee to con slider the Hawaii statehod bill as the first order of business.
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
Tea1msters Union Has No Records Of Beck Loans

TACOMA, LPt - The Teamsters' union has no documentary evil dence of it's own relating to sums of money borrowed by it's former president, Dave Beck, a witness testified at Beck's income tax trial Wednesday.
 Frank Brewster, once secretary treasurer of the Teamsters' Vest ern Conference, said the only evil dence of Beck's borrowings was information supplied by Beck himself.
 Brewster testified he did not know of Beck borrowing some $370,000 in union funds until 1854. However, he did say that Beck once asked him whether T had any obection to him borrow ing money from the union"
 Brewster said he told Beck he did not if he got approval of the board of the Western Conference.
 The government has charged the portly former Teamsters president with evading $24O,OOO in income taxes during 195O-53.
 Brewster described his rela- tionship with Beck as strictly business"
 He had very few close friends" Brewster said.
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
Bristling Remarks Opens U. s. Senate
By JACK BELL

WASHINGTON, LR - Repub- ican Congressional leaders struck back with cries of politics" against Democratic contentious: that the Eisenhower Administra- ton is tagging behind in the space age.
 In the opening round of what appeared likely to become brist- ling two-party fight in the new Congress, Senators Styles Bridges and Thomas Kuchel assailed the call of Democratic leader Lyndon Johnson for his party to seize na- tional leadership from the White House.
 Johnson told fellow Senate Democrats Wednesday there is "deficit of vigor in the Eisenhower Administration. They therefore have a mandate to assume con- structive leadership beginning now, not two years hence," he added.
 Bridges, who heads the Senate Republican Policy Committee, de- scribed this as the opening shot in political barrage he said he. expects the Democrats to fire at President Eisenhower's fiscal and national security proposals.
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
} Civilians Killed In Heavy Quemoy Smelling

TAIPEI, Formosa, LR - The heavy Comunist bombardment of the Quemoy islands Wednesday killed three civilians and wounded four, the Chinese Nationalist De- fense Ministry reported.
 The ministry said the Reds fired 33,401 shells from the main land, most of them during a four hour period, and said the Commu- nists were deliberately trying to hit civilians.
The Nome nugget., 1959-01-09
NOVEMBER SNOW CLEARANCE WAS 24-HOUR-A-DAY JOB

Although precipitation for No- vember was below normal, heavy drifting in unusually high winds made road maintenance a twenty four hour ob during most of the month, reports the U. s. Dept. of Commerce Weather Bureau. The bureau also added that while the average snow depth decreased tor ward the end of the month, areas affected by drifting snow showed marked increase. This was pub lished in local climatological data report for November at Nome Field.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-11-02
jim BISHOP:
REPORTER
The Day Nothing Happened

He is a man with bright
eyes, a pipe, pippin-red
cheeks and the slow, wise
smile of someone who is
thinking of something funny
but isn't going to tell. His
name is Corey Ford and he
is about the last Of the satir-
lists in the field of letters.
Mr.. Ford is, in my esti-
nation, an impeccable writer.
He writes tightly and care
fully and doesn't spend words
as though they were cheap.
Some years ago, when I was
at Golfers Magazine, Mr..
Ford was one of the war COR
respondents. He was teamed,
in the China Burma-India
theater, with a writer named
Alastair McBain, a big fell
low who wore the perpetual
expression of a sheep dog.
Golfers had some good
war correspondents: Quentin
Reynolds, Frank Gervasi,
Ernst Hemingway, Frank
Morris, Martha Gellhorn,
Walter Davenport. Of them
all, the only one who caused
me to roll my editing pencils
into a desk drawer was Corey
Ford. I never trimmed his
stories.
YEARS LATER, I wrote a
book called 1.-THE Day Lincoln
Was Shot" 1t wasn't remark
able for anything except its
formal, which was to tell the
story Of a single day in chap
tiers numbered by the hours
of the day. Since then, there
have been many such books
and now comes the ultimate:
1.-THE Day Nothing Happened"
by Corey Ford.
1t is, Of course, a spool on
all the other books and it
pains me to say that 1t is
funny. I laughed and I wept
and perhaps I did a little
more of the latter than the
former.
The preface, to those Of
you who have read a day
book, will be familiar. This
book represents 10 years of
solid work. (Twenty, if you
count the year it will take
me to get my desk straight
ened up AGAIN.
my hardest joE," he
writes, twas finding a day
that hadn't been used already.
They've been turning out
these stop-watch epics so
fast that there aren't many
open dates left. ] finally de-
cided on Thursday of this
week, because none of the
other writers had gotten
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-11-02
FAMOUS FABLES
BY E. E. EDGAR

TICKET: Diplomat-flnan
Diplomat-Financier Dwight
w. Morrow was more than q
little absent-minded. Once,
on a train, he misplaced his
ticket. The conductor. recog-
nizing him, watched as he
searched frantically in his
pockets for it. Then the con-
ductor said:
"No need to look for it now,
sir. You can mail it in when
you find it,"
But I must find 1t now"
said Morrow. eff I don't, I
won't know where I'm going"
Slingin' Sammy Baugh, one
Of footballs all-time greats,
was famed for the accuracy
of his forward passing. One
day. when Baugh was trying
out for the Texas Christian
team, the coach held a black
board session to explain q
new play.
you, Baugh, you're a
passer, aren't you?" he said.
Baugh nodded. The coach
chalked an x on the black
board.
When the end reaches
this spot. you throw a pass.
Now. you must be razor
sharp. Hit him in the eye
with the ball. Do you think
you can do it?"
Which eye?" calmly in
quired Baugh.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-11-02

Does your silence mean
you agree that exercise is
necessary for health? Espe-
cially in coronary disease
prevention and weight reduc-
ton? Every once in a while
you used to strike out at
the rest Of us who believe in
exercise. Are you getting
soft?" So writes Mr.. l.. L.
Of Waco, Tex.
Probably ! haven't been
writing so much about exer-
else because I have been I'M
der the delusion that I have
already converted most of
you exercise faddists into
sensible, normal, lazy human
beings. 1t seems that I have
been overly optimistic.
So, for those of you over
40 who still live with the
misconception that throwing
your muscles about is good
for you, let me repeat some
of my convictions about exer-
else.
1. DOES EXERCISE less
en- the likelihood Of having
a coronary attack?
In my opinion, we have no
scientific proof to back this
up. In fact, I think that
people who tend to "overdo"
physically are more likely
candidates.
One medical study came
out of England last year that
seemed to label less active
men as more likely coronary
victims. The doctors studied
a group of motormen and
conductors on London buses.
They found that more
motormen got attacks than
conductors. They concluded
this was so because the
drivers lust sat" while the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-11-02
EzAzuRs Rcz
Gold in Your Attic
Rare MiIIoy Collection Brought $575
By Van Allen Bradley

Earth" cleveland. 1889
should be worth around $50
IN fine condition. There were
1000 copies.
Mrs. j. s. B.: Your r. T. H.
Halsey's Pictures of Early
New York on Dark Blue
Staffordshire Pottery" (New
York. 1890 is an extremely
scare item, worth $50 to $85
If in fine condition.
l.. r.: Rare book dealers
are listed in the telephone
directories Of larger cities.
Normally they buy desirable
books for stock at one-third
to one-half Of the market
value at retail. Your best
hope for obtaining full retail
value lies, of course, in To-
eating a collector on your
own.
Mrs. r. u: Your first edi-
ton of Ouida's "A Dog Of
Flanders" london, 1879 is
worth roughly $25 to $35 in
fine condition.
Mrs. I. B.: Your first edi-
ton of James Whitcomb
Riley's Sketches in Prose"
indianapolis. 1870, with the
Riley inscription, should be
worth around $50 at retail
if in good condition.
Mrs. H. B.: Your first edi-
ton of William Cullen
Bryant's two-volume pic
turesque America" New
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-11-02

Their, sisters and brothers,
whom I loved.
Now, no one In his family
will have q thing to do with
me. I am completely out Of
the family picture because
my husband has made me
mud" in their eyes.
How can I make my hus-
band see that he was wrong
to hurt me to keep from
hurting his mother?
HURT.
Your husband certainly
pitched you q curve. Now
he has q little more straight
ening out" TO do. Give him
his choice. Ask him II HE
wants to tell his family the
truth-Or does he want you
to? It's admirable Of q son
to want to spare his mothers
feelings-but not at the ex-
pense Of his wife.
What's your problem? For
a personal reply write to
ABBY, care of The Euenino
Star. Inclose a stamped. SELF
addressed envelope.
distributed by McNausht syndicatel
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-11-02

around to it yet. What's
more, Thursday was COM
pletely indistinguishable from
any other day. so If someone
else grabs it before I finish
my book, I can still change
it to Wednesday or even
Tuesday"
The book can be read in an
hour. 1t opens with q Mr..
Leroy Goss, who tries to
catch the 1853 am. train into
New York at 8:07 and misses
it. He has q wife who keeps
thinking that today is FRI
day. She was sitting to some
cottage cheese and lettuce
when a man in overalls
knocked.
II come to fix va wash
ing machine" he said.
Mrs. Goss was irritated.
II thought you were sup
posed to come on Thursday"
she snapped.
This is Thursday" the
man said.
II keep thinking it's Fri
day." said Mrs. GoSs.
THAT'S THE KIND Of
book it is. When GoSs got
off the SOB pm. train Che
missed the 5:13) Mrs. Goss
asked him If he had got the
parakeet food.
That's what I was trying
to think Of all day." he said.
Nothing happened to nobody
on a day of no importance.
There are some photographs
and these too are funny.
There is an aerial view Of
Scranton, Pa, with a caption
that says: Nothing hap
pened in Scranton On Thurs
day either" A sinister look
ing picture of o street with
angle-parked cars has an
arrow pointing to Q shop.
The legend proclaims: "Ar-
row indicates approximate
location of hairdHssing es-
tablishment where Mrs. Goss
was not to keep her Friday
appointment"
On the back over Of this
little $3.50 book are the US
ual accolades. One reads:
Don't miss it Il you can"
a declaration I'm going to
try to parse sdmeday. An
other says: What hap
pened?" and il signed Mrs.
Leroy Goss.
The last stinonial reads:
1.-THE most exciting twenty
four hours since the day I
shot Jim BiShop." It is
signed A. Linkoln. This, I
hasten to assute some Of my
hopeful relatives, is q joke.
(Copyright, 1864 King Features
syndicse, 1nc)