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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-12
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OCCASIONAL

Widdicomb nest Of z tables, nohoeony and yew
wood decorator pieces Wos l65OO-- 88.
Victorian Mahogany Lomp TobIe, Tyre bose,
carving 19"xl5" Wos 5lO0--------25.
Victorian Cocktail Table, mohogonX white
marble top, coNed base 52xl9R." Wos
l4oOO ------- %.
Imperial French Provincial Step Tables, fruit
wood, 28"xl8" floor samples. Were 66.95.
34.S5
topered Ieg Was 5500--------2S.S5
Heritose End TobIe, inloid, golden mahogany,
28"x24" l9" toll, drawer, discontinued. Wos
10000 -----------------40.
TomIinsOn Cocktail Table, fruitwood and cane,
gloss top, decorator piece. Wos 1900 ia.
Mellon Cord Table, French Provincial, fruit
wood, leather top, 30" square. Was $1,000
Weimon Wedge Table, inloid mohogony
drawer, discontinued pottern. Was 800 40.
MeIdon Cocktail Table, custom mode French
Provincial, fruiMood, white or brown leather
top. Was 1880 --------------------149.
Imperial Commode, figured mahogany, fooled
leather top, inland 25"xl7R."Wos 900. 50.
Imperial Cocktail Tobe, figured mohogony,
inIoid, 40" diameter. Was 1880 ------75.
Kittineer bar on casters beautifully grained
moho9onX fomco serving surface. Wos
$500. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. SSS.
Boxer 90" sideboord, hand decorated doors,
finished in antique turquoise. Was lO870O,
695.
Kent custom made go" breokfront, walnut
with pumce finish, trovertne marble door
fronts inIoid with bross. Was $4,000 795.
TomIinson Sophisticote walnut S." round front
desk, bookcase storage in front, from Model
Home. Was 279O------------175
many additional items not listed
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RoyoI Lounge high back lounge chair, foam
cushion, brown and beige texture Wos 49, Sc,
S8.
Henredon Crco 90 she'll grey Mr.. and Mrs.
dual heodboord Wos 50.
ThomosviIIe Tosmon Cherry 7-piece dining
group So" buffet and deck, 38"x56" table,
3 side and arm chairs Was ST co. 278.
Oxford pillow back lounge chair pumice woI-
nut legs, spring down cushion, burnt oronQe
texture Wos l6950------------------78
DrexeI Coso del Sol walnut Y" buffet, pewter
pulls Was $500 ---------------.-I64.
Stewortstown Danish Teak 3-piece bedroom
group, So" dresser mirror, Mr.. and Mrs. dual
bed. Was 399OO------.------------2 3S.
DrexeI Coso del Sol walnut lounge chair, Choir
coal texture. Was al 5O.----------75.
Dillingham; Budgetrend elm drop leaf table,
fomico top. Was ll950-----------49.
Dunn Lounge Choir, walnut arms, turquoise
texture Was 4450-----------I9.9
DrexeI Profile walnut double bed with foot
board scot. Wos 81 0O--------------38.
Sun Glow s piece white bedroom group two
81" dressers, corner desk, pair Of twin Storage
beds. Was 349OO-------------I88 1873.
Sun Glow 50" chest desk in blue Was 10000,
81.
Dillingham; Orbit solid elm flip top cord tob!e,
Were 40.
SeIig puII-up chair, walnut and bross trim,
beige texture. Were 8250-----2S.
DiIInghom Budgetrend solid elm so" triple
dresser and double bed Was 202OO-9S.
Johnson walnut and bross 48" round dining
tobIe. Was 3840O.-------------I6 1853.
American pair Of walnut low cocktail chairs,
blue and charcoal texture. Were 1880 pr,
65.
Townsville To!ismon Cherry double bookcase
bed. Was 795O----------------------2
Henredon Crco 80 she'll grey walnut 81"
buffet porquety doors. Was 29950--I98.
Erwin Lombeth ouness chair, foam scot and
back, cherry bose, persmmon and charcoal
texture Wos 1900 ----------------58.
TomIinson Sophistcote walnut 3-piece group
from model house, Is" triple dresser chest
desk, Mr.. and Mrs. dual heodboord. Was
$500 SAB.
Globe walnut framed lounge choir, foam cush-
ion, beige texture Was 1920 -----74.
RoyoI Lounge 3-pc. corner sectional SOTO with
bumper end. Built to floor buttoned back,
foam cushions, toast TEXTURE Was 85l 90,
495.
Henredon shell grey Circo go double storage
bed Was 1890 --------------------4 A.
Dillingham; Budoetrend solid elm 81" dresser,
mirror and single bed. Was O80O----I38.
many additional items not listed
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Henredon informal Provincial Walnut 5-piece
group, 81" triple dresser, mirror, double book
eose ped and Z storage night tables. Wos
$500 348.
Crawford Eory American solid Cherry Spice
group, 50" dresser, mirror, 6-drower chest,
pair Of twin beds. Wos 495OO-----I99.5O
Century Italian Provincial Cherry Apiece
group, Sc" dresser mirror, 5-droWer chest,
double bed. Was 566O0-------------38 5.
DrexeI Amber mahogany 6-pece group, 81"
dresser, mirror, 5-drower chest, double bed. 2
night tables. Was 648OO------------438.
National walnut 7-drower chest-on-chest.
Was Z0OO------------- 80.
KindeI viennese Classic mahogany 6-pece
group, IS" triple dresser, mirror, 7-drower
chest Mr.. and Mrs. dual heodboord, poir of
cabinet night tables, Was 1850 795.
Henredon Amber mahogany Spice group, 43"
dresser, 6-drower Chest Mr. and Mrs. dual
heodboord, 2 night tobIes Was $500, 375.
Century Italian Provincial cherry 5-drower
chest, double bed, 2 night tobIes Wos $4,000,
I4S.
DrexeI Amber mahogany lift top powder table
and bench. Was 1890 -------------9 5.
Nttinser Italian Drectoire Apiece group Of
rore peo0~ood, z" triple dresser, tombour
front chest-on-chest, Mr.. and Mrs, duel up
hostered heodboord, one chest night table.
Was l908OO-------------- G9S.
Century cherry Apiece group, II" triple
dresser mirror 7-drower chest, double bed
Was 55600------------------- 358.
Meldon French. Provincial walnut finished an
tique white and gold Ieof 2" triple dresser,
coVed Mirror grill door chest, upholstered
double bed, pair Of chest night tables. Wos
MANY odd;t;opo1 ;tor,s not I;atoJ
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fine quality Lifetime Furniture
UPHOLSTERED

Hickory 3-cushon Lawson sofo-kck pIeot
skirt beige texture Was 25850----l58.
Cochrun "a" buttoned back sofos, kick pIeot
skirt, choice of beige, rose, or toast texture.
Were 3l30O 1873.
Ethon Allen 80" Eory American SOTO, box
pIeoted SKIRT heavy beige and brown tweed.
Wos 282O0------------------- 1873.
Donovon Shops Virginia SOTO, mahogany
frame, sondoIwood twill. Was 1880 l8S.
Heritage IS" curved SOTO, buttoned back, kick
pIeot skirt spring down cushions, brown nyon,
Donby 2-pece French Provincial sectional
soto, corved imported frame finished antique
white ond gold, beige domosk, down cushions.
Wos 99oUU---------------
Swoim co. shaped front SOTO, down pillow
back, spring down cushions, beige and gold
textured moteIosse Was 629O0------385.
Heritage "a" French Provincial SOTO, corved
truiWood base, buttoned back, spring down
cushions, turquoise motelosse Wos 6240O,
385.
Donovan Shops "a" buttoned back SOTO, kick
PIeot skirt, beige textured domosk. Was
5000 Observation-Disclosures
TomIinson %" Italian Provincial SOTO, carved
fruitWood base, down pillow back, spring down
cushions, beige and gold linen print Wos
Hickory French Provincial love scot, walnut
frame, antique brass nail trim, spring down
cushion, rose domosk Was 2840O.---I84.
Grand Rapids 81" love seat, down pillow back.
spring down cushions, beige textured domosk
Was 426O-------------------- 1913.
Hickory EARLY American lounge chair, ruffed
skirt beige texture. Was l58OO-----8 8.
Donovon Shops high back lounge chair, kick
pleot SKIRT beige textured domosk. Wos
I4o.OO ---------------------
Heritage Is" pillow back SOTO, loose down arm
pillows, kick pIeot skirt, spring down cushion,
toast and beige textured stripe. Was $3.50,
500.
Ethon Allen EARLY American wing back chair,
box peoted skirt, brown and turquoise quilted
cotton Was $780, "a.
Donby French Provincial wing chair, imported
fruItwood frome, down cushion, rust silk dam
osk Was 398O0---------------I8 1873.
MeIdon wing back freside chair distressed
walnut arms, buttoned rubber cushions, tur-
quoise texture. Was $500 .-----I78.
Erwin Lambeth down pillow back lounge chair,
spring down cushion, kick pIeot skirt, brown
and persimmon plaid. Wos 2995O---- 1873.
Cochron buttoned back lounge chairs kick
pleot skirt, turquoise textured domosk Were
1890 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES BIB.
Donovon Shops tufted back lounge chair, kick
PIeot skirt sondoIwood textured domosk. Was
1850 --------------------- 68.
Sehoonbeck lounge chair, mahogany legs with
casters, spring down cushion, brown, beige and
rust stripe. Was 225OO----.- II8.
many additional items not listed
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:l515Gt

Kurpen Regency KonvertlbIe foam cushions,
eroy moteIosse. Was $500 .---- 238.
Chesapeake Lowson Sleep Soto, with kick
pIeot ond foam cushions, turquoise domosk.
Was 279OO---------I 1913.
Pullman Lowson Sleeper, foam cushions, kick
peot turquoise domosk. Was 1900 1873.
Chesapeake Colonial sleep SOTO, box pIeot skirt,
foam cushions, rose motoIosse. Was 5000
268.
Double Size Foam Rubber Mattress and Box
Spring Sets. Were ll9O0--------------78.
Shifmon Extro Firm Innespring set double
size Was 1900 20.
many additional items not listed
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DINING ROOM Q

Century Italian Provincial Cherry 8-piece
group, "A" gloss door china, 4Ox56 oval tobe,
6 side chairs. Was 56300------------248.
KindeI Cherry Italian Provincial 66" buffet,
with grill door deck. Wos 7O60O------298.
Henredon Amber mahogany, 44"x66" oval
tobIe with bonded top, 4 side and 2 arm chairs
with coned shield backs. Was $500 1928.
Ethon Allen A" maple buffet. Wos 800
DrexeI Treasury mahogany servers with serving
troy Were l220O ---69 So.
Century Italian Provincial Cherry 9-piece
group, Y" buffet, with gloss and grill door
deck. 4O'x56" oval table, 6 side chairs. Wos
1851 348.
DrexeI Provincial walnut oval tobIe, 40"x56"
and 4 side chairs, Wos 335O0-------l88.
KindeI Early American Cherry 81" buffet, with
open deck. Was Al Co. 248.
Empire solid maple 80" server with ottoched
shutter door deck. Were l83.50----79.
DrexeI Treasury mahogany 8-piece group 81"
buffet, 46'x6O" oval tobe, 4 side and ; arm
Henredon Amber mahogany mobile serving
cort, cork top Was 2O5O0------------S9
KindeI Italian Provincial Cherry 81" buffet with
grill doors. Was 5300O--------------248.
Century Italian Provincial Cherry drop leaf
table. Wos l595O-------------. SO.
Mellon French Provincial hand carved solid
walnut Spice group, IA" buffet with puII-out
dessert troy, closed hutch top, 44x72" oval
extension table, q side and 2 arm chairs, corved
figure eight backs. Was 42O6OO lob.
Kittineer set Of 4 side and 2 arm chairs fin
ished in ebony and gold, upholstered scots and
backs in gold and beige stripe. Were 1920,
695.
ThomosviIIe Italian Provincial 9-piece group in
Oxford mahogany, 44"x66" oval extension table,
Go" buffet, 81" grill door china, 4 side and
2 arm chairs. Were 7O4OO-------495.
MeIIin Quincy EARLY American solid cherry g.
piece group, 81" buffet with open deck, 38"x
So" extension table, 4 windsor side and z arm
chairs Was 6l0O0--- 438.
Kindel ItoIion ProyncioI Cherry oval tobIe,
44x58." Was 3O2OO----------l 1873.
Century French Provincial Cherry s." grill
door china. Was 24SO0-----------l19.
KindeI q Cherry Early American drop leaf tob.e.
Was $500 ------------------- 60.
Heritage 18th Century 7-piece group, Old
French Fruitwood, 42"x66" extension table, 4
side and z arm chars. Wos 1920 388.
Georgetown Galleries Solid Cherry French Pro-
vincioI Server, on wheels, grill doors. Was
Century French Provincial Cherry AZ" gloss
door china Were 235OO--------- 80.
KindeI Italian Provincial Cherry IS" Buffet.
Was 42600 ----------------- I89.
many additional items not listed
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BEDROOM

Henredon informal Provincial Walnut 5-piece
group, "a" triple dresser, mirror, double book
cose bed and 2 storage night tables. Was
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many additional items not listed
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Hickory 3-cushion Lawson sofo-kick pIeot
skirt beige texture. Was 25850--I58.
Coehron "a" buttoned back sofos, kick pIeot
skirt choice Of beige, rose, or toast texture.
Were 3l3O0 IQQ
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ROyoI Lounge high back lounge choir, foam
cushion, brown and beige texture Wos 1885,
S8.
Henredon Circo 80 she'll grey Mr.. and Mrs.
duel heodboord Was $500 S8.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

I'm TINS WEEKs you the biggest and powerful
" lighting ship launched the 60OO0ton USS hdepend
her shakedown Here's a closeup Of the
who live aboard her.
This carriers lies not only in the almost uncomfortable
weight Of destruction she unleash but in the lightning speed
with which she do it, -Four catapul fling
her enormous feet Of lOOus jets into the sky record
Of one every Is seconds.
Coming in for landing these 10000 page
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

The Nays giant aircraft carrier Independence
can do anything from launching plane
every IS seconds peeling 1000 potatoes an hour!
Welcome aboard for her shakedOwn cruise
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
Benefit Planned
For Cenfer's
Library

Parents of youngsters in
the Center's nursery and
kindergarten, tins g a
shortage in library books,
have planned a benefit
dance for Jan. %.
The dance will be held in
the new Center auditorium
beginning at $50 pm.
Las Carlistas will pro-
vide music for dancing and
tickets are now on sale at
the Center office or from
Mrs. Harold Silvestri at
$1.5O.
DR.. Robert Cults is chair
man of the parents steer
ing committee which hopes
to raise funds to expand
the Center school library.
Other committee members
are Mrs. Sidney Slavin, Mel
vim Zuckerman, Mrs. Gerri
Miller and Mrs. Silvestri.
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
Groups Aiding
Sale Of Seals

Tucson's Hadassah and
B'nai Birth organizations are
represented this month in the
fight against tuberculosis by
members assisting in the an
nual Christmas Seal Sale at
the downtown Post Office, be-
ginning this week.
Sale of seals from a table
in the Post Office lobby is a
yearly highlight of the six
weeks campaign to raise
funds for furthering research,
care and rehabilitation for TB
patients. The sale follows the
November mailing of fund
requesting letters and seals to
$4,000 Pima County residents.
B'nai Birth is represented
at the seal table by Mrs. Sam
uel Cohen and Hadassah by
Mrs. David Friedland. Mrs. r.
r. Hinnant is selling seals to
represent the Tucson Wo-
mans Club.
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
full day 9 am. to 4 pm.

full day 9 am. to 4 pm.
For youngsters 6 to IL
years old the Winterland pro-
gram carries much excite
ment. There will be arts and
crafts, folk dancing, drama
group, trips to the Tucson
Mountains for cookoutS and
climbing, plus use of the new
gymnasium with volleyball,
basketball, badminton and fun
on the trampoline.
The Winterland program
will close with a Chanukah
party on Dec. 30.
Registration for Playland
and Winterland will be held
Dec. 1916 between 1:30 and
) pm. in Room 18 of the
Center.
Further information on the
programs may be had by con-
tacting Mrs. Joy Meyer at the
Center.
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
Norman Thomas
To Speak Here

Norman Thomas, famous
Socialist Party leader, and
six time candidate for the
United States presidency, will
speak on "The Bill of Rights
and Civil Liberties" at 800
pm. on Dec. Is, at the Jew
ish Community Center.
The admission-free presen-
tation will be open to the pub
lie, punctuating the member.
ship drive of the Arizona Ci-
vii Liberties Union, sponsors
of Mr.. Thomas.
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
Boby-Sitting
New Course
At Center

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.
j., (JTA) - A four-session
course in baby-sitting is the
latest offering of the Jew
ish Community Center of
New Brunswick and High
land Park.
The course, offered in
cooperation with the New
Brunswick Visiting Nurse
Association, was scheduled
to begin this week for
ninth and tenth grade
school girls who are mem
berS of the Center. It will
be taught for one hour on
successive Wednesday af-
ternoonS.
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
Hollywood Report:
Director Wants Israeli
Movie With Comic Side
By HERBERT G. LUFT

(CODVrigflt, 1883, JeWlSn IeleSrdpHC aSoHCy' AO'I
HOLLYWOOD - On the set for "MaVerlcK
elevison film at Warner Bros. Studios, met movie
director Arthur Lubn who ten years sngle-hand-
edv created on the screen the Francis SereS there
bv crossing for UniversaInternatonal more than 10
million dollars against four million dollar investment
an all-time record even in the cinema.
Iubin was in Israel three years ago and is quite
enthusiastic about picture-making in the Holy Lana
However, he feels his contribution should be IN the
lighter vein and he has been working on an IDEA IN
the style of "Three Coins in Fountain" with lei
Avv background Everything done so Tar about israel
Lubn believes has been heavy-handed and with the
country growing into maturity comedy should be III
troduced to reflect aspect of life
native of Los Angeles, Lubn had quite an un-
usual education-for Jewish boy. He went to rage
Military Academy in San Diego for while hveo on
an Indian reservation in California, and graduated
from Carnegie Tech at Pittsburgh. Entering show
business at the Pasadena Playhouse he later starred
in such stage productions Liliom, Desire Onoer
the Elms" "Great God Brown" and "He Who Gets
Slapped" In New York, Lubn played the lead op-
posite Fay BANTER in the twocharacter play, Jeal-
ously." Then he became casting director for CROSBY
Gaige and the Sewyns later joined Ray-Mlner, SUD-
Isdiary of Paramount, director.
LUBIN CAME to prominence in 1880 When ne
produced and directed the Broadway play, Ihls One
Man," written by Sidney Buchanan and starring Paul
Num- He continued as stage director with "When
the Bough Breaks" starring Pauline Frederick Her
Man of Wax" with Lenore Uric and many others.
In 1910, Lubin signed long-term contract with
Universal Pictures and directed the first five Abbott
and Costello pictures. He guided Diana Barrymore
in Eagle Squadron" Nelson Eddy in phantom OF
the OPERA" Brian Donlevy, Ella Ranes and Charles
Coburn in Impact" made cali Baba and the Forty
Thieves" might in Paradise (Jackie Geasons trst);
"New Orleans" Queen for Day" "Rhubarb"
Arthur Lubin went on to make more Weghty
films such as the sophisticated comedy 1T Grows on
Trees starring Irene Dunno; and "South Sea Woman
with Burt Lancaster. Then in Europe ne directed
"Star of India" with Cornel Wilde and Herbert Lom;
"Footseps in the Fog with Jean Simmons and Stew
art Granger Lubin then signed by RKO to pro-
duce and direct in Hollywood.
He did two features "The First Travelling Sales
lady" with Ginger Rogers and Carol Claiming; and
the previously mentioned "Escapade in Japan" When
he returned from the Orient, RKO was dlscontnung
production Realizing the current trend Lubln turned
to televison films where he has directed top series
such as maverick" "77 Sunset Strip and "The Henry
Fonda Series"
The veteran movie maker is vitality interested IN
Jewish affairs has worked on UJA shorts, and wants
nothing more but to direct picture in Israel When
ever the proper script is ready.
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11

Dec. % and Dec. % through
Dec. 80.
The Special Playland pro-
gram for pre-schoolers Cage
31h to 81 will be under the
direction of Mrs. Roslyn Elm
frank. The program is for a
The Arizona post., 1959-12-11
Center Schedules Holiday
PIoyIunds For Youngsters

There's big treat in store when school lets out 1or e
winter holidays. -
The Tucson Community Center has announced it will
AGAIN hold it's popular Playand and Wnterand programs
with six davs of recreation and from Dec 21 through
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15

A baby sitter we know has novel sys-
tenn, and 1t works. When she begins her
sitting assignment. she sets the clocks
ahead 80 minutes. This makes 1t easier to
get the tots in bed After they are asleep.
she sets the clocks back and, as she puts
it, enjoys an extra half-hour of peace and
quiet"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Cloustrophobio

An Alaskan In Texas.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15

A backwoods community had a repu-
tation for not keeping its ministers for
more than three or four months. Finally,
the bishop sent young preacher, and
after two years he was still on the job.
Surprised. the bishop pressed for an
explanation.
Reluctantly. local townsman replied:
We'll. I'd rather not tell you But II you
insist. here's the reason. We folks out here
don't really want any preacher at all
and he's the closest we've ever come to 1t"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Round One

After very trying day at the ONCE.
the husband was enjoying his pipe and
reading The Evening Star. His wife, who
was working on a crossword puzzle sud-
denly called out:
"John. what Is female sheep?"
Eve" replied her husband.
And that's how the fight began.
Copyright 1859.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Wicked Pun

Employees of q New York candle factory
have It pretty soft. They work only on
wick ends.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Reverse English

Sign in a dry-good store In New York's
Puerto Rican community: I'VE speak Eng
lish."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Laughing 1t OFF
By EVELYN WADE
A Long Story

One most esasperafiBg thing
FUe noted. TO my grief
When someone seys he'll brief you in,
He rarely makes 10 brief.
Eight Yeor-old
He psacficed an fhe piano.
II ,Cas ,0orfh his pery life.
HIS father spanked him sonsdly
He had pracficed sOifh his knife.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15

Lost Week End
How did you spend the week end?"
Fishing through the icel"
Fishing through the ice? For what?"
Olives"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Playing Hockey

Eight-year-old Suzie was crazy about
school, while her 6-year-old sister was
somewhat less enthusiastic.
Let's play school," suggested Suzie one
day.
"All right" agreed the younger one
grudgingly, "but let's play I'm absent"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
All in Fun

A Texas Gilman visiting in Pittsburgh
made phone call and screamed his head
of when the operator told him the charge
was 60 cents
What" he roared. Back in Odessa.
Tex, could talk to Hades and back for
60 cents!"
Maybe So" replied the operator curtiy.
But from Odessa that would be a local
call"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15

A wife called to her husband Last
year we sent mother a chair. What do
you think we ought to do for her this
year?"
The husband called back: "Electrify It,"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Weother Note

The reason they name hurricanes after
women Is that there's no such thing as a
himmicane.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
By FRITZ WILKINSON

"of course. I'm sIod you Iiks 10 drsv. but"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-15
Neor Miss

The harried coach pleaded with the
professor who had fiunked his prize tackle
to give the boy another chance. Finally,
the professor agreed to give the boy a
special makeup exam.
The next day the coach again anx-
iously queried the professor. How did
Jones do?"
I'm sorry" said the professor. It's
hopeless. Look at this times 5
equals 49,"
But gosh, prof." said the coach, "give
him a break He only missed it by one"