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Evening star., 1959-12-22

WIN Al REPRESENTATIVES OF COTS
attacking deceptive advertising
and merchandising practices,
Stanley Ruttenberg declared
THE 4 million unemployed
people today and the contin-
ually growing number of re-
tired Government and private
business employees are specially
tempting targets for gyp ad-
vertiSing and Misrepresentation
Organized labor has a special
interest in stamping out swim
dies, fraud and misrepresenta-
ton Of employment opportuni-
ties"
Housewives Vulnerable
He agreed with two other
speakers that house hound
housewives are particularly vul-
nerable" to misleading earn
money-at-horne schemes, fly
by-night employment agencies,
phoney education correspond
ence courses and unscrupulouS
or extrsvagant offers to ANA
teur writer's.
Mr.. Ruttenberg, AFE-CIC
research director, singled out
"enticing ads and handbills" he
said are sometimes circulated
not only by employers but by
community officials and groups
seeking more workers. He said
this practice generally results
from temporary labor shortages
or community industrial devel-
opment campaigns.
Although such misrepresenta-
ton is found in comparatively
few cases, he said. it has tragic
results because many workers
give up good jobs and pull UP
stakes in one community to
travel to other parts of the
country only to find that the
higher-paying jobs are already
filled or require special quail
f1cations.
Most Businesses Honest
Mr.. Ruttenberg, Charles r
Moore, FTC legal adviser or
deceptive practices, and Edwin
M. Lockard, general manager
Of the Baltimore Better Bust,
ness Bureau, emphasized thai
the vast majority of businesse;
honestly advertise their jot
opportunities. But they warned
that a shifty minority is wide
spread and active enough tt
warrant an all-out campaign
to alert the public.
Mr.. Ruttenberg also suggest
ed that Congress should ap-
propriate more money to hell
the FTC detect and police such
abuses.
AFL-CIO suggestions fol
dealing with Misrepresentation
of job opportunities, Mr.. Rut'
tenberg said, include some ad.
ditional Federal legislation anc
careful consideration" Of &
proposal by Senator Kefauver
Democrat of Tennessee, for es.
tablishment of a department
of consumers in the Federa
Government.
Mr.. Moore reported that thu
FTC has issued orders in abou
460 cases involving questiona
BILE correspondence schools. HI
described this as "a strong in
dictment of a substantial por'
ton of that industry"
Range Called Endless
He said the agency has founC
that the range of deceptive
practices is almost endless
Among types of misrepresenta'
ton he listed were misleading
claims Of profits to be mad
by raising rabbits and chin
Evening star., 1959-12-22
U.S.. Writer Arroiqned
In Cuba Without Plea

HAVANA Dec. % (AP1.-Miami Herald Reporter James
Buchanan arraigned informally last night military
egence headquarters He not required to enter plea
Mr. Buchanan detained IL days charges Of
ceang information the whereabouts of Frank Austin Young
of Miami who escaped after being sentenced to 80
Evening star., 1959-12-22

For high and low tides at the foI-
from the above
Annapolis, 2 hours: Bloody Point
Light, 8 hours; Colonial Beach, 5A
hours; Deale, 3 hours; Solomons Is
land, 5 hours: Point Lookout, 6 hours.
The Sun and Moon
Rises Sets
Sun today - 1923 am. 4:49 pm.
Sun tomorrow 7:24 am. 4:50 pm
Moon today 1850 m
Automobile lights must be turned on
ons-half hour after sunset.
Evening star., 1959-12-22

Clear and colder weather prospect
tonight Temperatures will be lower England the
Northern Plains the
expected the Lakes the Northern Plateau and
the mountains of Southern CalfOrnia-AP WirephOtO
Evening star., 1959-12-22

OF Columbia to Charlottesville. clear.
North and east: District Of Columbis
to Delaware Memorial Bridge. clear;
New Jersey turnpike, snow covered
and slippery, speed limit 35 miles pei
hour, and house trailers banned: New
England, snow covered and slippery
except for extreme north, which is
clear: District of Columbia to Harris
burg, Pa, generally clear to Pennsyl-
vania line but snow covered and slip.
perry to the north.
River Report
Potomac River clear at HarperS
Ferry and slightly muddy at Great
Falls. Shenandoah clear at HarperS
Ferry.
Temperatures for Yesterday
Midnight ---- 35 Noon -------- 3e
) am. am. - - s. 5 P.m Pm' - q q
Record Temperatures This Year
Highest, 100, on June 90 and 80
Lowest, IL; on January and II.
Tide Tables
FURNISHED by the United States Coast
and Geodetic Survey
Today Tomorrow
High ----- 1919 am. iii am
Low ------ 700 am. S:02 am
High ------ 12:4S pm 1:45 pm
Low TAI pm. $40 pm
For high and low tides at the fol
Evening star., 1959-12-22
Young on Vocation

Joseph Young is on vocation.
The Federal Spotlight column will
be resumed on his return.
Evening star., 1959-12-22

He said the agency has found
that the range of deceptive
practices is almost endless.
Among types of misrepresenta-
ton he listed were misleading
claims Of profits to be made
by raising rabbits and chin
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MFsr.'s Suggested List Price S9q5
HAMILTON SkOTcH 2-Gallon PICNIC
JUG. GEORGES CUT 1854
PRICE --.----- %S
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Mfg. sus. LIST price S464. AAANA 90
GU. II. Undereounter REFRIGERATOR.
AUfomotie defrosi, butter keeper,
door rocks, meoi keeper, toll bottle
spoee ond Temperature control.
P TseE0Is GU $169
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Mfer.'s Suggested List Price 1913
GARDEN HOSE REEL. Ct TT
GEORGES CUT PRICE %AsA
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Mfer.'s Suggested List Price S2.59
HAMILTON SkOTcH INSULATED PIC
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PRICE 4aA
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MFG. sug. list price Si9q.q5. WEST.
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Cold sforose. troy, door rocks, egg
rocks and toll bottle sPaes. G. 10
GEORGES CUT PRICE @AoO
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MTG. Svg. List Price SI99.95. 1859
PHllco n INCH TABLE MODEL ~.
Top Front Tuning, BUili-ln UHF-vHF
Anienno. GEoRGe'S G4AA
CUT PRICE R2AR
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1852 u INCH TABLE MODEL TV. Ton
Side Controls. GEORGES COO
CUT PRICE ------------ @SO
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Mfar.'s Suggested list Price $3.50
HAMILTON SKOTcH l-Gollon PICNIC
JUG. GEORGES CUT ca AZ
PRICE -- --------- <S
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2 PC. LIVING ROOM SUITE. Soto
and Matching Choir in Assorted
BoucIe Covers. Regular 1885.
GEORGES G1QQ
CUT PRICE -- %o~
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REFREGERAToRS

MFG. svg. list price $27s.95. Ap.
MlRAl l0.7 Gu. f. De luxe RE-
EelGeRATOR. Foil width erisper,
freezer drawer. door shelves and but.
fer keeper. GAIA
GEORGES CUT PRICE S4RR
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MFG. sUs. list price S199.95. FRlcl-
DARE 1913 Gu, n. REFRIGERATOR.
Door shelves, odiusiubIe cold control,
removable shelves. sliding chill drow.
ers egg rest. toll bottle space on door.
eef ssica $3.50
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Me, SUg. List Price sls9.95 ZENITH
n INCH TABLE MODEL ~. PUsh-Pull
On-OH, Pvll-OUi UhF-VHF Anfenno,
Top Front Tuning and Tone Control,
GEORGES 4EO
CUT PRICE - 400
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Mfer.'s Suggested List Price $500
HAMILTON SkOTcH PICNIC CHEST
e COG .a,c. GEORGES S1O.8S
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MFG. Sus. list Price s4le.p5. ADM.
RAJ l+.s Gu. Fl. UPRIGHT FREEZER
Super Speed freezing Shelves, Door
Shelves, Pop-out Dispenser Rock for
Cons ond Packages and Slimline De.
s ;IsT: GEORGES CUT 5000
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Mfg. sUg. List Price S34o.95. PcA-
WHIRLPOOL n INCH IMPERIAL"
uNoeecOuNTER AUTOMATIC DISH
WASHER. Porcelain Interior, Deierqen,
Dispenser. Timer. Adjustable Top Troy,
Pump otoin ond Forced Air Dryine.
GEORGES GQEI
CUT PRICE - 4SR
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2 PC. LIVING ROOM SUITE.
Nodded Back, Assorted Colors,
Air Foam by Goodyear. Regular
$3l9,95; GEORGES G2S9
CUT PRICE ------ Y~S~
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MFG sug. LIST price S35q.9S. GEN.
FRAU ELECTRIC II Gu. II. ReFRlCER-
AIOR. SliSe-oUf shelves, otfomuiie
defrosi. removable ond adjustable
door shelves. z porcelain vegetable
drawers, egg rack, butter eompart.
ment ond temp. control. G0H0
GEORGES CUT PRICE V&3S
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Mfer.'s Suggested List Price $40
HAMILTON SkOTcH 4-callon SKoTcH
PICNIC COOLER. ca 90
GEORGES CUT PRICE %SsS~
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IA INCH PORTABLE Tv. Pull-ovt Cor.
Tying Hundle, Side Controls and Pull.
Out Anfenno. GEORGES GHn
CUI PRICE R4 =
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MFG. SUs. list Price Sls995. 1852
SYlvANIA u INCH "SLlMliNE"
PORTABLE ~. Glars-Fres Contact FL
Ter, Top Controls, Carrying Hzndls and
PUll-ovi Anisnno. GOO
GEORGES CUT PRICE AID
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Mfor.'s Suggested List Price $685.
Nylon Reinforced WADING POOL.
Queens chopsl Rd. Location only.
ea,os CUT $17.95
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TRANSISTOR
PORTABLE RADIOS

Mfgr.'s Suggested List Price S3A.95 PHltCO
5-TRANslSTOR. GEORGES GOA en-
CUT PRICE ------ V&TsSV
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living ROOM

| 2 PC. LIVING ROOM SUITE.
Soto and Matching Choir in
Charcoal Frieze. foom Cushions.
RssUIur S229.95. G1EQ
GEORGES CUT PRICE. AGO
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Mfg. Sus. List Price Sis9.95. RcA a
INCH liable MODEL ~. Pvsh-Pvll
On.oH, "Stoy Set" Volume, Built. In
UHt.VHF Anisnnu end BELONGED FideI.
iiy Sound. GEORGES GAO
CUT PRICE R4TO
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MFG. Sus. List Price S229.95. 1852
GENERAL ELECTRIC " inch TABLE
MODEL ~. Top Front Iunine, SlimIins
eobinet svilt-ln monopole Tsieseop-
inc Anienno and set ond Forget"
Volume GEORGES csc
CUT PRICE --.----- RASV
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3-WAY CONSERVATION. ~ INCH HI.
u ~ AfAIFM RADIO - 4 SPEED
pHoNo. 2 speakers, Top Front Tun-
ing. Push Button on-Off, suili-in uht-
Nhf Antenno and lone Control.
Ssies cu1 $Z16
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BUNK BEDS. Rock Maple. Reeu.
lor 1926. GEORGES GEO
CUT PRICE @SS
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PHllco los Gu. II. REFRIGERATOR.
Chillef drower, butter and cheese
keepers, full-width erisper, egg rock,
meet locker and toll bottle shelf with
gUord. &C an
GEORGES CUT PRICE ARO
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2 PC. SOFA BED SUITE. Soto
Bed Opens to Sleep Two with
Matching Chair. Regular Sl79.95.
GEORGES Goa
Gilt PRICE ST
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TELEVISIoN

Nfe. Sue. List Price $2o0.95. ADMIRAL
~ inch TAeLE MODEL w.. Duel
Spsokers. Top front Tvning, PUsh-Pvli
On-oh ond Optic Filter. e. ID
GeoRcE'S CUT PRICE - %AS@
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Me. svg. list price sl57.95. HoI-
POINT AUTOMATIC ELECTRIC DRYER.
Controlled heat, work table top, sote-
~ cutoff, toe touch door pedol.
e e1iT HsIcs $106
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Mfer.'s Suggested List Price $6.oe
SUPER SPEclAL-JOllY JUG-O-MATIc
PICNIC JUG. GEORGES CT 90
CUT PRICE - &sV~
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MIG. SUe, List Price s2s9.e5. HoT-
POINT u INCH DELUXE UNDER.
COUNTER AUTOMATIC DlSHWASHeR.
Push-Buiton Control, Automatic Duel
Detergent Dispenser, Roll.R-Roeks and
Automatic Voter Control. G110
GEORGES CUT PRICE -- = 4 =
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FREEZ Frs

Me. Sus. list Price s599.e5. ADM.
RAJ n GU. Fl. UPRIGHT FREEZER
Adjustable Shelf, Door Rocks with Toll
Bottle Shelf. Fruit ond Juice Dispen.
ser with Guard. GEORGES COCO
CUT PRICE - @Z0S
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MFG. svs. list price S39o95. RcA.
WHIRLPOOL. II Gu. Fl. 2-DoOR RE.
fRlGERAToR-FREEZER. Automatic de-
frost. moenstie door, removable shelf,
butter keeper, door rocks, 2 portable
egg iFoys, twin erispers and 3 fost
freezing shelves. G00A
GEORGES CUT PRICE V&@R
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MFG. svs. list price $i2s.S5. WEST.
lNGHoUSE De luxe PORTABLE DE-
HUhlDlFlER. On casters with 10000
Gu. II. eopoeilY end sosy-to-reoch
svoporoioT. Quiet fon motor-never
needs oiling. GGQ
GEORGES CUT PRICE 49, VVO
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PHllco " INCH SLENDER SEVEN.
IEENeR" PORTABLE ~. Buili-In Pivot
Ienna. Top Controls, "Predieto" chos-
sis, Semi-Flot Picture Tube and Car
rying hondls. GEORGES 600
cU1 PRICE V4SO
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Mtg. Sus. List Price S379.p5. NORGE
ia Gu, r. UPRIGHT FREEZER. Jet
Freeze Shelves, Door Rocks nnd Gold
Control. GEORGES GaRn
CUT PRICE 4AS
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Odds und Ends INNERSPRlNG
MATTRESS OR COX SPRINGS.
Full or Twin Sizes. SEAlY,
SERTA and Many Other Famous
Makes. Regular SIS. 50,-SAS. so
-S39. so. GEORGES Go
CUT PRICE ~@S
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Mfg. sye. list price $2s9.o5. RcA.
WHIRLPOOL u Gu. Fl. REFRlGER-
AIOe. Toll bottle spoee, butter keep
or, 2 egg rocks and fuII-widih ehiIler
troy. GHPA
GEORGES CUT PRICE 40S
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Mfg. svs. list pries S3oq.95. ADJ
MlRAL lis Gu. Fl. CUSTOMATIC T.
DOOR REFRlGeRAToR-FREeZsR. Bot.
ter and cheese keepers, egg nest, NOV
oble door shelf, full-width erisper,
door rocks and fruit and bottle sior.
uge shelf. GAnn
GEORGES CUT PRICE &V0
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MFG. SOe List Price $l4o.95. 1857
ADMIRAL " INCH PORTABLE ~.
Carrying Hondls, Optic Filter, Top-
Side Controls. GEORGES G1T1
CUT PRICE ~4A@
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SPRING g. SUMMER GOODS

Mfer.'s Suggested List Price SloS5
Town 8 COUNTRY OSclLlATlNG
LAWN SPRINKLER. &C co
GEORGES CUT PRICE %O~~
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MIC. Sug. list price Slse.95. MAYTAG
Air Flow HIGHLANDER" ELECTRIC
DRYER. Sofety door. pUsh-bUtion tenn
perotvre seIeetor. Halo Of Heop for
smooiher-eVsn drying. GA14
GEORGES CUT PRICE
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Me. Sue, List Price S279.95, WEsT-
lNGHouSE 80 Gu. Fl. UPRIGHT
FREEZER. FuIl-Widih Door Rocks ond
Precision Cold Control, GEO
GEORGES CUT PRICE ~
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SAVANNA n INCH "sIIMIINE"
"DuAleTTe" LIABLE MODEL ~. Side
Recessed Mounted Carrying Handle,
Top Front Tuning, Automatie Volume
Control ond contoet Filter. 600
GEORGES CUT PRICE %@@S
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With 4.Spsed w Sierso Record
Changer, lnisrmixes 7, 10 ond
II Inch Records; Separate Sass
and Treble Comforts ond s
Speakers with Crossover Network,
30-woit output each channel,
MnhonnnY rnhinet.
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Mfg. sve. list price $l29.95. COOL
ERAIoR pEhUMlDlFlER with 10000
GU. Fl. cepoeity. GAO
GEORGES CUT PRICE 80 T
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Mig. svg. list price s4oo.o5. WEST.
lNCHOUSE u Gu. n. 2-DOOR re.
tRlceRAIOR-FREeZeR. Frost-free de.
frost. full-widih erisper. butter and
cheese compartments, egg rock and
door rocks. G0NN
GEORGES CUT PRICE R&O0
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Mig. sug. list price $23e.95. FRlGl-
DARE AUTOMATIC WASHER, "Ropi-
dry Spin," bvili-in suds saver ana 3
ring pump" oeitotoT. G110
GEORGES CUT PRICE %@&~
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Mig. sus. list price S26e.95. MAYTAG
AUTOMATIC WASHER with wafer
level control. Gf90
GEORGES CUT PRICE - %S~
Mfg. svg: list price s26S.95. NORGE
The coastland times with which is combined the pilot and herald of Belhaven and Swan Quarter. [volume] (Manteo, N.C.) 1959-1973, 1959-07-17
g LIN P S { S
TIL E P A S 7
By CAROLYN LLOYD

Being an invalid isn't any fun
now, but if people followed the
suggestions made for the care and
feeding of invalids made in book
published in 1894, the sick must
have suffered as much from the
cures as from the ailments. Many
an invalid probably arose from his
bed in self-defense. The book, COM
piled by a Mrs. Grace Townsend,
is supposedly a cookbook, but it
ranges from menus and recipes to
suggestion for destroying bed
bugs.
It should be invaluable to those
who snort at modern remedies
and claim that the good old rene
dies are best. Here, then, is some
thing to try out next winter when
the icy winds blow: "Onion cruel
is excellent for cold. Slice down
a few onions and boil them in a
pint of new milk, stir in sprin-
kle Of oatmeal and very little
salt, boil till the onions are quite
tender, then sup rapidly, and go to
bed"
If the patient lived after that
dose, he might have been offered
some toast water made by this !
recipe: "Slices of toast nicely
Drowned, without symptom of
burning, enough boiling water to
cover them. Cover closely and
then let steep until cold. Strain
the water, sweeten to taste, and
put a piece of ice in each glass
full" Ugh! Or the patient might
be fed some cruel. The recipe
calls for one tablespoonful of Rob-
inson's patent greats, among 9th
er things. Whatever "groats"
were, they don't sound appetizing.
Toothache sufferers are given
this advice: "The worst toothache
or neuralgia coming from the
teeth, may be speedily and delight
fully ended by the application of
a bit Of clean cotton, saturated in
a solution of ammonia, to the de-
fective tooth. Sometimes the late
sufferer is prompted to momen-
tary laughter by the application,
but the pain will disappear" A
laughing jag from ammonia? The
brand must have been strong in
those days.
Asthma sufferers are advised
to get muskrat skin and wear
it over the lungs with the fur
side next to the body. For clean
ness" Mrs. Townsend advised,
among other things, to cultivate
jolly people and battle daily"
On the grim side is the instruc-
ton given for treatment for "bites
or dogs" "The only safe remedy
is to burn out the wound thor
oughly with red-hot iron, or with
lunar caustic, for fully eight Sec
onds, so as to destroy the entire
surface wound. Do this as soon as
possible, for no time is to be lost.
OF course it will be expected that
the parts touched with the caustic
will turn black"
There is just no end to the fas-
cinating information in this book.
One can learn how to clean cor
sets, how to make preparations for
removing freckles, how to make
face powder, and how to make
yeast from potatoes. In addition,
the book contains numerous reci-
pes and menus. Some of the latter
indicate why the author thought
it necessary to include remedies
for stomach ailments.
Next week-menus to make the |
modern dieter quail.
The coastland times with which is combined the pilot and herald of Belhaven and Swan Quarter. [volume] (Manteo, N.C.) 1959-1973, 1959-07-17
SUMNER FERRY SCHEDULES
ALLIGATOR RIVER

(Beiween Sondy Point in Tyrell County and
Eosf Lake in Dare County US "a
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Dangerous

BoSS-You want more money?
Why, my boy, worked three years
for $l1 month right here in this
establishment. Now I own it..
Boy-Well, you see what hap
pened to your boss. No man who
treats his help that way can hang
on to his job.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Professional Services

The doctor was Tuning when he
finally reached his table at civic
dinner. after breaking away from a
woman who sought advice on a
health problem
do you think should send her
bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer
who sat next to him.
Why not?" the lawyer replied.
You rendered professional services
by giving advice"
Thanks" the physician said. II
think I'll do that"
When the doctor went to his
office the next day to dispatch the
bill to the annoying woman, he
found letter from the lawyer.
1t read:
For legal services, $25."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Change of Time

The elderly visitor was quizzing
the preachers small son. Does
you father ever preach the same
sermon twice." he asked.
"Oh, sure he does" the boy
answered, but he hollers in differ
ent places"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
They Would, Too

A ViVaciOuS young Texas lass
shocked her Boston-reared beau by
drawing on her gloves as they
started down the street on their
first date.
Where came from, chided the
young man, people would as soon
see a young woman put on her
stockings in public as her gloves"
Where I come FROM" retorted
the young lady, they'd rather"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Good Listener

When the man answered his
telephone one evening, woman
asked him If he had his televiSion
set on. He replied that he did, and
the caller asked If anyone else was
in the room. YES" he replied,
my wife is" The surveyor then
asked, What are you listening to?"
MY wife," he answered.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Well Lighted

The little Kindergarten came
home and proudly told her parents
that the class had learned Irving
Berlin's God Bless America. Then
she proceeded to sing in her clear
little voice:
God bless America, land that 1
love, stand beside her, and guide
her, through the night with a light
from a bulb"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Jet-PropeIIed
By R. NJ. WILLIAMSON

By r. NJ. WILLIAMSON
On opening my cupboard door,
There are instant foods galore,
Instant coffee, instant tea,
Instant soup do I see.
Hurry, hurry, get the meals,
Food that to the eye appeals.
Jet propulsion is ,he key
Why cant hare an instant me?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
ALL IN FUN
Reason Enough

TWO men, fishing on a Sunday
morning, were feeling pretty guilty.
One said to the other:
II suppose we should have gone
to church."
To which the second angler re-
piled lazily: Heck, I couldn't have
gone to church, anyway. My wife
is sick in bed"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Opportunity

The driver backed his dump
truck too far over a fill, and the
weight of the load lifted the front
end off the ground several feet.
What are you going to do now?"
asked another driver.
The driver contemplated his
situation, then replied: II think I'll
grease it. I'll never have a better
chance"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-05-10
Laughing 1t OFF
By EVELYN WADE
Point of View

| challenge him, so indiscreet
Who says that Junior isn't neat.
For see his rOOm-his toy shelves clear
OF any cIutteTed atmosphere.
His books and ,CGgOns, guns and trains
His skates and cars and Gir-O-pIaneS,
You'll find are kept iCifh studied cure
On I0ICn and terrace. porch and stairs.
Copyright. 1876!
Evening star., 1959-06-10

Kenya. Tanganyika. Uganda
and zanzibar).
The 22-year-old Aga Khan,
who succeeded his late grand
father. Aga Khan III, as Is
MALL Moslem leader while a
sophomore at Harvard, an
nounced the scholarship plan
In a formal statement dis
tributed by the college news
service. ~
He said he was particularly
impressed" by Harvard's pro-
gram Of studies OF Middle
Eastern and Asian affairs. He
said more students from these
regions should be able to take
advantage Of "Harvard's ac-
cumulated stores of knowledge. /"
II approached the university
authorities to see II ! could