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Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11
Catholic Women InstallMrs Wright

Women OF st. Mary Parish
council had a party on Tues
day, May 26, at which they
installed their newly elected
officerg: President, Mrs. lie
Roy Wright, Vice President,
Mrs. Arnold Hamm; Secre-
tary, Miss Mary Fisher; and
Treasurer, Mrs. Frank Lay
rich.
The party also marked an
important milestone in til e
fifty year parish history. In
the past, there were several
separate women's organiza-
tions in the parish. The vari-
ious groups decided to merge
and form one official parish
women's organization the
Parish Council which is
affiliated with the National
Council of Catholic Women.
Officers were installed by
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11
Claridon Church
to Hear Evangelist

Evangelist John w. Mar
tin, of Defiance, Ohio will be
speaking each night at t h e
Christian and Missionary AL
lance Church in Claridon o.
starting Sunday, June 7th,
and continuing through Sun
day June 21st at 7::30.
Evangelist Martin has SER
we'd as a pastor for IA years
and in the evangelistic field
for over 8 years.
The pastor Rev. Paul E.
Pope invites the public to
come and hear the Word of
god preached each night at
7:30. A friendly welcome a.
waits you.
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11

the president of the Paines-
vile Deanery, N.C.C.W., Mrs
Charles F. Sullivan. N G W
committee chairman were
named to serve from June
of this year t o June, 1860.
Chairman of the Program
Committee is Mrs. Edward
O'Hara. Hospitality Chair :
man is Mrs. Arnold Hamm.
Literature and Library Chair
man is Mrs. Lawrence Dolan.
Mrs. Tom Mcdonald is the
Family Life Chairman. Mrs.
Arthur Hogan is Chairman of
study Clubs and Circles. Par
liamentarian is Mrs. H. s.
Rayl.
In charge of monthly Fish
Frys are Mrs. Joseph Kreps
and Mrs. Barney Ziegler. Con
tact Chairman is Mrs. Jack
Nichols. Ways and Means
Chairmen are Mrs. Joh n
Lasko and Mrs. Bernard Br-
umter. Mrs. Raymond Bos-
Ter is Membership Chairman
and Mrs. william Skully is
Spiritual Chairman.
Three former Parish coun-
Gil presidents will take respo-
visibility for the Sanctuary
Committee. They are Mrs.
Alex Siplock, Mrs. William
Spear, and Mrs. Frank Fink.
Mrs. A. B. Fernstermaker,
and Mrs. Frank Petkosek are
two immediate past presi-
dents who will serve on the
Executive Board
Refreshments at the install
lation Party were served by
members Of the parish cake
decorating. class. Members
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11

of the class made hundreds
Of canapes which were SER
we'd with fruit punch.
Officers and committees
chairmen will have their first
meeting at the home of Mrs.
Wright on Thursday June IL,
at 8 pm.
First activity to be spon-
sored by the group will be a
series of three chicken dinn-
ers to be held during the sum-
mer months. First of these
will be on Fathers Day, June
21, in st. Mary Parish Hall.
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11
Beaux and Bellies
Serenade Oldsters

A year ago at Festival time
a group of singers known as
The Bellies and Beaux or
ganized to furnish music for
entertainment during Festiv-
al week. They were well re-
ceived and were again asked
to sing at this years Festi-
val.
From this organization
there has been an outgroWth
which has proved very worth
while, namely a program has
been set up whereby these
singers are furnishing musi-
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11
Methodist Bible School
Begins Next Monday

A Vacation Church school
for children ages four through
sixth grade this last school
year opened in the Char
don Methodist church. Mon
day, June 8, the Rev. Aub-
rey E. Kirby, minister and
director Of the school. ann
cunced today.
The school will run for two
weeks, Monday through Fri
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11
Assembly of God
Insta1ls Trustees

Sunday evening. May "a,
in a ceremony true to tn e
Bible, Pastor Elder B O v
tar conducted the service of
public cocsecration for the
seven trustees of the Char
don assembly of God.
Each testimony of faith by
the following men was truly
edifying: Lee Cline, Robert
Poison, Clyde Young, Orr in
Bradley, Don Burrows, Ron
Blewett and Jack Hostetler
accepting the pledge of SER
vice.
This move of faith we pray
will weld our hearts and our
minds together in strength,
and unity.
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11
Cza,7don Woman Speak
at Cleveland Church

Mrs. Elsie Spurlock of
Claridon, will speak on
Hymns in Christian Wor :
ship" at East Cleveland Con-
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11

DIR. S. LOUIS BERTA
OPTOMETRIST
Corner North ST. and
Chardon Ave.
AY 5-2lI2 Chardon
Eye Examination and
Contact Lenses
8 to $50 daily, except Wed.
Ewes by appointment
1929
Geauga record. [volume] (Chardon, Geauga County, Ohio) 1952-1962, 1959-06-11

cal enjoyment to shut ins,
those in their senior years,
unable to get out of their
homes, or bed ridden pa
tients of institutions etc.
Anyone desiring to have a
program of music provided
may contact Mrs. David
Booth, the Director at AV-
enue 5-9364 and the request
will be given early consider
alton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
ShOreham Hotel Plans
Large Banquet Room

The Shoreham Hotel will
construct a large banquet-meet-
ing room to accommodate $3.50
persons and also plans an adj
dition to its new motor inn and
its garage facilities.
Expansion plans were an
nounced Friday at formal open
ing of the hotels new 100-unit
motor inn facing Rock Greek
Park. Bernard Bralove, execu-
tive vice president, said a three
floor garage will be built be-
meath the terrace south of the
hotel.
More than a hundred travel
writers and tour experts from
various cities attended the
weekend party which cele-
brated the opening of the mo-
tor inn.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
Renovation Is Planned
For Ebbitt Hotel

A renovation and expansion
program is planned for the
Ebbitt Hotel at Tenth and H
streets NV, in keeping with
the redevelopment program for
that section Of the city, it was
disclosed yesterday by Walter
L. Green, president of the Green
Hotel Enterprises.
The Ebbitt, which has catered
to the school group trade in re-
cent years, will be converted
into a businessman's hotel, Mr..
Green said.
The Green Firm, which oper-
ateS hotels and motels in the
District, Maryland, Virginia,
Georgia and Florida, has re-
ceived bids for the installation
of a night club and dance floor
at the Ebbitt and enlarge
ment of the hotels Alibi Room
cocktail lounge. Most of the
Ebbitt's 1870 rooms are air-con-
ditioned.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
Area Store Sales Dip,
Remain Above Year Ago

Washington area depart
ment store sales dipped II per
cent below the previous week,
but were 8 per cent above a
year ago in the week ended
June 81, the Federal Reserve
Bank of Richmond reported.
The downtown portion Of the
area sales total was down Is
per cent from the previous
week, but / per cent above a
year earlier.
In the four weeks ended June
81. area sales were up 9 per
cent from a year ago, while
downtown sales were 3 per cent
higher. For the year to date,
area sales were 9 per cent
higher and the downtown por-
ton was 2 per cent higher.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
A $4,000
MISTAKE
A Wall Street Journal
Subscribers Experience

After years Of unsatisfactory
progress in business - earning
q few dollars here and losing a
few dollars there i decided to
try new tactics. l decided to
broaden my outlook-to find out
more about what goes on in the
business world - to learn about
new inventions, new industries,
new ways of doing business.
One thing l did was to SUBJ
scribe to The Wall Street Jour-
nah Believe me, it has paid off.
The reports in The Journal
come to me daily. / get the
fastest possible warning of any
new trend affecting my business
and personal income. l get the
facts in time to protect nay in
terests or to seize quickly new
proft-making opportunity. Last
year earned $4,000 more than
the previous year. Why didn't l
subscribe to The Journal two
years sooner? was wrong not
to. 1t was a $4,000 mistake.
ahThis experience is not I'M
usual. The Journal is valuable
to owners of small businesses.
It rs a wonderful aid to salaried
men making $500 to $4,000.
It can be of priceless benefit to
young men who want to win
advancement.
Y The Wall Street Journal is
the complete business DAILY.
Has largest staff Of writers on
business and finance. The only
business paper served by all
three big press associations. 1t
costs $24 a year, but you can
get a Trial Subscription for
three months for 81. Just tear
out this ad and attach check for
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you, Address: The Wall Street
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
First Federal Reports
Big Gain in Savings

First Federal Savings and
Loan Association of Washington
had a net gain Of $13.4 million
in invested savings in the first
six months of this year, re-
ported w. F. Morrison, execu-
tive vice president.
The June 80 total of $97, $685.
1913 compared with $8l, 376,067
a year earlier. Mr.. Morrison
said a sharp increase in the
savings total followed a rise in
the dividend rate to 4 per cent
per annum.
Assets totaled Silt, 704,294 on
June 80. compared with $685.
70S,577 a year earlier. Reserves
totaled $7,119,619. compared
with $6.441.977 a year earlier.
Mortgage loans amounted to
$97. 345,875 VS.. $85,627,325.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05

WEEK ENDING SATURDAY. JULY 4, 1859
. 1859 Stock and Sales Net
High Low div. rate Add 90 High Low Close chg
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05

modify prices moved up slightly egain
this week. The increase continued the
alternate up and then down movement
that has continued since the nrst week
OF June
The latest flgure Of l72,4d Is exactly
the same as for the week OF May 20,
All of the changes have remained
within one point.
A year ago the index was III 66,.
For the second consecutive week the
high. The industrial component also
set q yearly high.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
Distribution Declared
BY Attenuation Shares

Directors of Autom a ii o
Shares, Inc, declared a distri-
button OF Z cents a share from
income and "a cents from real
lied capital gains.
1t will be paid July 20 to
shareholders of record July 10.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
d. c. Life Insurance
Tops S3.5 Billion

Life insurance in force in the
District Of Columbia totaled
1864, 900, 600 at the end of
1858 and included $4,000 poll
icies, the Institute of Life In
surance reported.
The District average per
family was $1,000 in contrast
to a national average of $4,000.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05

gains had come after it moved
to larger quarters at 1900 K
st. NV. on March %.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05

gains nau come atCer IL moved
to larger quarters at 1900 K
st. NV. on March %.
Drug Fair Sales Up
34.2 Pet. From 1858
June sales Of Drug Fair
reached a new high Of
81, 949.577, with a gain of 34.2
per cent from $l,452,701 in
June last year, President Milton
L. Elsberg announced yester-
day.
Sales in the first half of 1859
also set a new record Of $8,0l3,-
972, an increase Of 1919 per cent
from a year earlier, Mr.. Els
berg said.
Directors have elected Har-
old Elsberg vice president in
charge of purchasing.
He has been with the rapidly
growing area chain since 1888.
He attended George Washing
ton University, has been active
in Masonry and is a captain Of
the mounted patrol Of Kena
Temple Of the Shrine. He re-
sides in Arlington.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE
Bank of Bethesda

OF Bethesda the State of Maryland at the close of business
June 10, 1859.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
Home Federal Has Gains
In Larger Quarters

Assets OF Home Federal Saw
ings and Loan Association
reached a new peak of $1O.-
634, 297 on June 30, an increase
OF 1,726,667 from $8,9O7,63O on
the same 1858 date, President
John U. Raymond announced.
Invested savings climbed to
$S,198,529, a gain of $1,O27,166
from a year earlier. Loans of
$9.513,271 were up $1,652, 676.
Mr.. Raymond said much of
the 62-year-old institutions
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
TREASURY BONDS

NEW YORK, July 4 (AP)-ClosinS over
the counter Treasury bonds
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05
FHLBB to Investigate
Association Dividends
BY DONALD b. HADLEY
star Financial Editor

The Federal Loan Bank Board that
District savings and loan associations which have increased
dividend rates cent not be able to afford that high
a rate, The Star learned yesterday
AS result, plans being made for closer look at in
dvidua associations More detailed and frequent reports
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-05

will 60 beyond the boards pre-
vious program for enforcement
of minimum standards. it is
understood. Early action is ex-
pected.
While a number of the aSso-
Citations are known to be in a
position to afford the higher
rates without any impairment
of reserves. members of the
board have indicated they be-
lieve others have followed the
general trend to the higher
rate without adequate provision
for reserves.
The board is known to be
especially concerned tn a t
where higher dividends have
been adopted without adequate
provision for reserves. it will
take considerable time for the
associations to increase earn
ings to meet the higher costs.
Loan rates can be increased
only as old loans with lower
rates mature.
Reserves to Be Scanned
Younger associations, which
have not raised reserves to the
statutory level Of 5 per cent
of invested savings, but have
raised dividends to 4 per cent,
will be given the closest atten-
ton.
Where the higher dividends
may have to be paid out of
funds needed for reserves, the
board is expected to order a
change in policy. 1t has juris-
diction over all Federally
chartered and Federally in
sured associations. which in
clude most of the areas in
situations.
A number of the associations
which have gone to 4 per cent
dividend rates have had sub
stantial increases in savings
since they took action. but |
there are number of notable
exceptions.
At least one large association
which didn't go to 4 per cent |
has gained savings in the same
period, and number of 4 per
cent associations actually have
lost savings since they adopted
the higher rate.
Funds Go Out Of Town
What the individual associa-
tons have done with funds
gained from higher rates is
almost as interesting as the
effects on reserves.
The higher rates in many
cases may have helped to
gather up area funds for ship
ment to other cities as far away
as the West Coast.
The 4 per cent association
which probably has shown the
largest savings gain since
adopting the higher rate is
known to have disposed of a !
large part of its net gain
through participation in West
Coast projects.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27
No Ploce Like Home

After q year Of marriage, the
young husband had taken to spend
ing his evenings downtown with the
boys" One night his conscience
worried him so he called his young
wife on the phone.
Hello, darling" he said, slip on
your party clothes and meet me
downtown. Well have dinner at
some quiet place and then well see
q show. How about it,"
"In be delighted to meet you.
john" was the reply. But why not
come out to the house and get me.
There's nobody home"
Friend husband manned William)
now spends his evenings at home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27
No Doubt

No Doubt =
A young lady was on a sightseeing
tour of Detroit. Going out Jefferson
avenue. the driver of the bus called
out places of interest.
"On the right" he announced. I'VE
have the Dodge home"
John Dodge?" the lady asked.
mo, Horace Dodge"
Continuing out Jefferson: "On the
right we have the Ford home"
Henry FordT'
mo, Edsel Ford"
Still farther out Jefferson: ION
the left we have Christ Church"
A man, hearing no response from
the woman, tapped her on the shoul-
der and said, go ahead, lady. you
can't be wrong all the time"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27

Hot Notice
The following sign was posted In
an employe cafeteria:
'This firm has 2,318 employees. To
date, this cafeteria has lost 2,318
pepper shakers. Now that you each
have one, for heavens sakes quit It'll"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27
Laughing It of
By EVELYN WADE
Shoke Well Before TolkinQ

Shake Well Before Tolking
Ny friends. sUhen they're III, can
Tegale me sUifh tales
HOsU their doctors have aIsOGys
assured them
That theirs sOas a very unusual case.
Or thar only q mirocle cured them.
NOsO sOOnder sOhy doctors. on
looking AZ me,
Never seem to 90 into connipfiOns.
Nor mention the chaRce-in-a-miLlion
have
Bur order ilLsastiRg prescriptions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27
ALL In FUN
Sure Thing

Sure Thing
A clergyman received a phone call
from the local income tax man in
quiring about a $53S contribution
listed as having been paid his church
by a pariShioner.
did he make this donation?" the
tax man asked.
The clergyman hesitated, then re-
piled:
''He will, he will"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27
-Indion Giver Plus

A pretty young nursing student
and her doctor fiance had Just
broken their engagement.
DO you mean to say" exclaimed
her friend, wide-eyed, "he actually
asked you to give back all his
presentS?"
Not only that" shifted the young
nurse, "he just sent me a bill for 50
viSitS!"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-09-27
AVAILABLE At
THESE FINE STORES

THESE FINE STORES
Woodward q Lothrop
Washington. D. C.
Bethesda. Maryland
Seven Corners Shopping Center
Falls Church. Virginia
The Heeht Company
Washington. D. C.
Prince George Shopping Center
Maryland
Silver Springs. Maryland
Arlington. Virginia
MARYLAND
Eastovef Shopping Center
Ed. Edwards Shoes
Frederick
Click Shoe. lib No. Market ST.
Hsgerstown
Click Shoe. $500. Sc W. Washington ST.
HyattsviIIe
Edwards Shoes. $500 East West Highway
Edwards Shoes. Langley Shopping Center
NORTH CAROLINA
Elizabeth City. l-HoImes Shoe Stores
PENNSYLVANIA
chambersburg
Click Shoe Store. 80. .35 So. Main ST.
Click Shoe Store. 49,. 30 So. Main St.
Waynesboro
Click Shoe Store. :. .46 West Main ST.
Edwards Shoes. GIL King St.
Arlington
Public Shoe Store. .3l56 Wilson Blvd.
tarHville. .OavIdSon'S, Inc.
Franklin. /. .Russel-Holmes Shoe Stores
Hampton. ....... User Bros Shoe Stores
Newport News. User Bros Shoe Stores
Norfolk
Montagna's. Inc. $500. .437 Cranky ST.
Russell Holmes Shoe
Wards Corners Shop. Ctr.
Portsmouth
Montagna's Shoe. $50 High ST.
Richmond. .Thalhimer's Dept. Store
Roanoke
Lilies Shoe FASH. .l06 W. Campbell Ave.
South Boston,. Boston Department Store
stanton. ................Ihe Shoe Mart
Suffolk. ..... Russell Holmes Shoe Stores
Williamsburg. Williamsburg Shop, Inc.
The Nome nugget., 1959-12-25

SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT"
 Translated By LARSEN Nep-shui-shoak Oonuak Eep-Kee-suak Oonuak Eelu-gha-nee Ko-niO-took Eeu-gha-nee Ko-rook Oongna-ta-nee Nep-pia sua-gha kom Elee-lee-gho Rom Eep-Kee-suak Eenuk-KOo Ka Muak Ela-sia- took See-nee-tuk Pa-Ma-Nee-sOon Keen-nuee- gh0On-nee See-nee-tuk Pa-Ma-nee soon Kee-Nuee-ghoOn-nee Nep-shu-shOak OOnuak Eep-Kee Suak Oonuak Moona-sheet Olia-tOat Toe-tua-neek-a- ming ghia-na-toak sia-mon Pa-mong- ghna Oongha-va-neen Pa-mong- ghna- ta-meek AughtOO-see yee-ma-ta Christ Onee-sOOn Eenu-g gha-mee Christ Onee-sOon Eenu-g gha-mee
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04
Where Is This House?
By CORINNE MITCHELL POOLE
Contributing Writer

A SLAB Of gold ore is buried in the door
"A step symbol Of a fortune made in
mining at the turn Of the century. Wash
ingtons party-going circuit Of the first
quarter Of the century coveted an invita-
ton to this luxurious mansion, where
entertaining was on the grand scale For
one dinner alone for 48 guests the cost OF
"the entertainment" was $4,000; much Of
that was for orchids and for 1000 50 yellow
lilies, brought from London.
There originally were go rooms in the
mansion, including an apartment for
king This was Albert of Belgium, who was
only one Of long list of distinguished
visitors, including the Prince of Wales and
william Howard Taft. On the top floor was
"a theater, where the owners young son
staged puppet shows for his friends. The
large reception hall rises four stories to q
stained glass ceiling.
The house was completed in 1908 at
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04
Laughing It OFF
By EVELYN WADE

On Youngsters bITtnouy
Christmas is a thrilling day!
Halloween is specially gay!
Easter has certain call
But Birthdays are the BEST Of all!
1t isn't just birthday present
Though gifts. Of course, are 0I,ooys pleasant,
Nor candles on the birthday cake,
Nor pink ice cream. Make no mistake
These things are fun! And sChO could do
Without card, gift or taco?
But birthdays are your very OsOn-
They're not to sh0Te-fhey're yours alone!
From early n,OTn-'fI late at night
They fill you sUith an inner light!
Your step is IOng-yOur hands are sure,
You're smarter, and much more mature!
You're almost up to Mothers shoulder
And best Of ala WHOLE YEAR OLDERI
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04

cost Of $685., ZOO, exclusive Of Furnishings
Walls were covered with brocades and sat
ms, and curly birch was used for trimming.
The builder was Irish-born Thomas
Walsh, who, in his daughters words,
struck it rich" and brought his family
here from log cabin in Colorado mining
camp. His daughter was Mrs. Edward Beale
Mclean, washington hostess and owner Of
the famed Hope Diamond.
The stables were remodeled during
World War II, at Mrs McLean's expense,
to serve as a clubhouse for Government
workers. Giant murals originally painted
for one-night ball were used to cover the
walls. The house was once occupied by q
division of the Resettlement Administration
and later by the District Chapter of the
American Red Cross.
Since 1851 it has been the Indonesian
Embassy.
Where is this house? See below.
'SOS - 81 ..asnOH QsIsAA,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04
Checkmoted

(heckmoteo
stingy husband while out Of town. his wife as
present check for a million kisses The wife, little
annoyed, sent back post card:
Dear Jim: Thanks for the birthday check The milk
man cashed it for me this morning"
Getting Ready
young medical lieutenant past the psychiatrc
ward each morning and watched of the inmates
through the motions of winding up pitching
mary ball. The officer finally asked by of his
friends why he stopped daily to watch the screwbaI
Well" he answered, IF things keep going the way
they I'll be in there day catching that guy
and want to get on to his curves"
Dusty Rood
Bill: Il learned at church that from
go back to dust. Do you believe that?"
Fred: Eyes, anything you learn at church Is true"
Bill: well, just looked under my desk and some
body is either coming or going"
Either W0y
Papa (Sternly to the table,: Another bite
like that and you'll leave the table"
Son: Another bite like that and I'll be finished"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04
All In Fun
Advance Warning

Advance WoFninQ
What you cutting out Of the paper?"
An article about securing divorce because his
wife went through his pockets"
But what are you going to do with it?"
Put it in my pocket"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04
Enough's Enough

Enoughs Enough
The proud father called the newspaper to report tn
birth of tripets The editor not that he heard
rectly, asked:
Twill you repeat that?"
Snapped the father: mot if I can help it,"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-04

MAGAZINE d C.