davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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Answer: Remove any finish
now on the table top down
to the bare wood. Then seal
the surface by applying q
first coat Of fresh. white shell
lac, to prevent bleeding" Of
the mahogany. Finish with
any good grade Of q varnish
made with synthetic resin.
Driveway Repoir
Question: During extremely
bad weather last winter. ice
accumulated in cracks In the
driveway, resulting In several
large holes and cracks. How
can this damage be repaired?
Answer: The easiest repair
method Is to I'LL the holes
and cracks with "do-it-your-
self" instant-pave asphalt,
available at garden supplies
and masonry supplies deal
ers. FIJI slightly higher than
the driveway surface. cover
with q board, then run the
car over 1t several times.
Evening star., 1959-11-07
By ROGER c. WHITMAN
Contributing Writer

carpet around . brick Is good
for this.)
Try removing present sticky
surface. Apply O thick paste
made of two parts Of pow
dered whiting and one part
Of trisodium phosphate
moistened with water. When
paste dries, brush of powder;
repeat treatment. until sticky
surface has gone. Then rinse
thoroughly with clear water
and allow wood to dry.
Moldins Removed m
Question: The living room
is an old house we are
renovating ourselves has
paneled plaster walls. We
plan to remove the molding.
Will patching be necessary?
Answer: Yes; patching will
be necessary afterward but
it isn't . difncult Job.
Use q spackling compound
or Swedish putty. following
Evening star., 1959-11-07

directions on the box for
mixing. When dry spAckled
surfaces will need q coat Of
very thin shellac.
corport Floor
y Question: We plan to build
a carport at the side OF our
house. What material do you
recommend for the floor?
Answer: Concrete. laid
about 1 inches thick, would
be good. Complete informa-
ton on the laying Of q con-
crete tloor can be obtained
from the Portland Cement
Association, sS West : Grand
avenue. Chicago.
Removing Wallpaper
Question: We want to re-
move wallpaper from our bed
room walls. What Is the
easiest way to do II?
Answer: The easiest way
Is to rent q portable steamer.
Evening star., 1959-11-07

age" send 10 cents in coin
to Roger C. Whitman. P. o.
Box 90. Station @. New York
10. N. Y.
(Released by
Consolidated News Features. Incl
Evening star., 1959-11-07

Mr.. Whitman offers read
ers leaflets on a variety Of
subjects concerning home re-
pair work. II you would ike
to have his leaflet WA, en-
titled Cellar Dampness From
Condensation Only, Not Leak
Evening star., 1959-11-07

No heating Is required. To
tighten In color: Sprinkle
with dry Portland cement.
Hole in PIoster
Question: The wood .ath
shows through a large hole
in the plaster wall. How can
this be repaired2
Answer: Sprinkle the wood
lath with, water first, so that
1t will not absorb water from
the patching plaster. Then
fill the hole with patching
plaster; lath will hold the
plaster satisfactorily. Smooth
the patch level with rest Of
the wall surface.
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BUSINESS PROP. FOR RENT

BETHESDA--Just OF Wise. ave. 4
rms. down, 4 up, suitable store,
offices, restaurant or home and
business For information and to
talk over your ideas with owner
call OIL. 6-0n43
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HOUSES ron SALIVA.

n. ARI.., sie,sOO. assume aS-year
4iaH Ioan--3- bedfIn., la-bath CO.
loniai: modern kit, incl. dish.
washer and disposal: hnished rec.
rnl.: near ST. Anne Parochial
School. cony. 10 ", Myer. Navy
Annex and pentagon; Anchor
fenced yard With fruit trees and
garden; dead-end street. By
oWNER. No realtors. IA. 1.eias.
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S16.200

A loved, well cared for home, in
rural setting: , or 3 bedrmS. -:
sep. din. rm.; large, light, mod
ern kitchen: more than ample
closet space: full bsmt: "a acre
OF trees. shrubs and flowers: 10
minis. to Pentagon: $1,000 down.
FL, A-765l
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$4,000. Seven Corners area; g.
bedrm., part brick Cape Cod with
ground-level bsmt. 3 10 choose
from.
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Sf5,05O part stone, L-shapel
rambler With 3 hedrms. and bsmt.
tree-shaded lot; cost Si6,b00 4
1854.
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$4,000. IN FALLS CHURCH. 3
bedrm. CAPE Cod with trce-shadec
fenced yard. $500 cash required.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

$4,000. NEAR SEVEN CORNERS;
4-bedrm., BRICK home on land
scaped attractive lot. $500 cash
required,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26
THE BEST

bedrms., scr, porch, III baths, rec.
rm, patio. Trees. Fenced. OWNER,
Se3,50O. IA. 6-3i22.
THE BEST
ON ToDAY's MARKET
$4,000. IN FALLS CHURCH: g.
bedrm. Cape Cod with tree-shaded.
fenced yard. $500 cash required.
$4,000. NEAR SEVEN CORNERS;
f-hedrm., BRICK home on land
scaped attractive lot. $500 cash
required,
Sl5,5OO, Seven Corners area; g.
bedrm, part brick CAPE Cod with
ground-level bsnt. 3 10 choose
from.
Sf5,a5O part stone, L-shaped
rambler With , hedrms. and bsmt. /.
tree-shaded lot; cost Sl6,500 in
1854.
SI6.500, new aii-brick, 3-bsdrm.
1 "a BATHS rambler. Try $1,000
down. See Il nov.
s1e,5O0. iH-yr-old. all-briek s.
bedrm., lla-bath rambler with
Ike din. rm., firepl. and full
ground-iEvel bsmt. Marvellous view.
A real buy. Take over 41sse loan.
Sl9,e50. large split-level with 3
bedrms., . baths, breakfast nook,
din. rin., garage: 20-ft. patio and
IS beautiful trees. At least $500
under price.
PLANTATION REALTY. JE. 4-a744
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

SI6.500, new aii-brick, 5-bedrm.
! "a BATHS rambler. Try $1,000
down. See Il nov.
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BEDR.MlisS. BATHS

deal for the Ice, family on a dea
end street, nestled in a grove q
trees: we have this brick HON
for the Ice. family: sep. din. rm
rec. rm. Can Ell 6-4161.
MRS. WILLIAM H. LAUGH IN,
REALTOR
After Traffic Lights. Mclean. Va.
4 SUPERB VALUES
Military opportunity that
will make your tour Just
that much more enjoyable.
Out-aways, quiet street, big
wooded lot. ranch styled,
close to schools and bus; 3
bedrms., formal dining nm,
larse living rm with fire.
place, Ia baths, giant bsmt..
kit. with eating space.
Place S17,10O FLA loan,
S1,S50 down. Move in i'm
mediately. Phone JE. $4,000.
The biggest 4 bedrms.
you'll ever see (19x14l. tI4x
14,. (14x16l. t13x1D. .
tile baths, 14x2S Lying nm,
14x11 dining rm.. kit. with
eating space: Brand new
IAlSh AlVIiC. IAlD cNIEtuNu
porch. full bsmt. Wonderful
view. Excellent location.
You'll aRree it's value. Look
today. JE. 10000.
Red tape? No sir, not
when you can assume S15.-
800 CT loan, $1,000 down.
3 twin-size bedrms.. . tile
baths: 1859 kit; full bsmt.:
fenced, 95-ft. front lot.
Move right in, Hurry and
call JE. 10000.
Just getting started? Well
here's your chance. Assume
$1,000 LIST trust, SOS
month. Bsmt., hot water
heat, separate dining rm.,
wonderful corner lot with
many trees. You'll never
beat II at S11,950. Dial JE.
$4,000. VIM. A. CHAPMAN
REALTY, INC. REALTOR,
50l W. Broad, Falls Church
Va
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5000 G ST. AND 7OI BAILEY PL
S.E.--2 bldgs. on / lot: One con-
tains three l-bedrm; apts;; the
SsRing sai.5 Si n MAKE s'G an ofisr
Convenient terms. BRODIE &
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

Ga Times Rent
Corner property on prominent
street. 8 stores and IL. tEo-bed-
room apis; fully rented Annual
income approx. $4,000. VIII show
about l5ss net return on invest
ment. Substantial cash needed.
For details call
WEINBERG & BUSH, INC.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26
HOUSES ron SALIVA.
OWNER
WAS SHOCKED

d the Appraisal Of $1,000 on TIM
S17o6O home. However, ne hel
asreed % take ne ma Appraisal
P psy%:ns q eossd. SS snd .s @oHi Rss
rooms. tie bath. frspiace IN iiv.
ins nm. iarSe dining u" Equipped
Kitchen "a well arranged. At
TAcHKp cARPoRT. Extras In
elude Workshop, storm windows
and washer. situated close q
ssS sSsEoi Don't oyERR6ok THIS nRc
$500, SHANNON q LucHs CO.,
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Yes, we think you will asree with
US when you see this impressive
and imposintly destined brick
brook Section of Lake Bancroft.
gance Of this beauty and the pam
oramic view from each Of the
many picture windows is sheer de-
light. Four-foot center hall leads
to q 29-ft.. liy. rm. with Widowed
wall overlooking the lake, and
other wall, solid mahOgany.pan-
eled and -ft.-wide fireplace, Sep
arate din. rnl. with brick wall and
built-in barbecue well with sep
arate chimney. The most de luxe
GE kit. avail, today. with sus-
pended wall REFRIGERATOR and built
In washer and dryer and large
pantry. Kitchen has beautiful
picture winaow AND 5uilt-in
@0xl5-ft. family room on Of liv-
tween the two for parties, max
ing q 4a-ft. liv. rm. 5 large bed
rms, and 3 full tied baths and
ceramic tiled vanities in every
bath. Bath OF Of master bedroom
is 12xS It. Indirect lighting
throushout house. We think you
will aRree the recreation room is
one Of the most beautiful you
will ever see with built-in brick
bar and a 4-ft.-vide fireplace with
mozaie tile front. Sliding. glaSs
doors lead out to a secluded patio
overlooking the lake. ALL wood
work throughout house SOLID
MAHOGANY, built-in brick plant
ers throughout. The finest home
for the money available today
with quality construction unSur-
passed, and the only house like it
on the market in the entire area
Don't miss the opportunity 70 see
this beauty. OPEN SUNDAY
FROM l2 NOON TO 6 Pm.
DIRECTIONS: Out sleepy Hollow
I'd. left into Malbrook to Cross
woods dr.. and left on CroSswoods
70 SO4 and Omen Sign.
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Prestige Homes


REDUCED = North ArIington n
Williamsburg area near Dennis
OConnell High and 9 real buy
This handsome all-brick rambler
has many nice features to offer
as living room with fireplace, nice
size dining room, full basement,
fenced rear yard with loads OF
t shggqSss 6 ere p tIesi direct PriSs 5ssSgssS
BETTER HOMES REALTY. INC.
ROSEHILL FARMS--BY OWNER
3-bedrm., brick rambler: liv. rm
and din. rm. with 2 Ice. pictur,
brkfst bar in kit: wall oven, bircf
cabinets: IA baths. Screened car.
port, patio, lge. Anchor fencec
back yard. Handicapped. Cow, tC
Safeway and swim. pool. ONLY
S17.500. so. 5-5776.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26
HOUSES ron SALIVA.
MG0pen
SLEEPY HOLLOW
MALDRooK ARIA

CALIFORNIA RANCH HOUSE RAM
ibxss family rul'. =, ssp SE from rom
Ilvln9 rm. By glass wall and doors
and has Miami awning windows on
other 3 sides; . hedrns, with built
In dressers. . baths, dresGing I'm.
with vanette, carport. all-purpose
Tni., garden house, st-acre wooded
lot on cul-de-sac; radiant heat;
priced low TOT Ss0,9bO.
DIR: Prom 2 Corners or Columbia
pike out Sleepy Hollow I'd. 70 Dear
born Or. lat Fenbrook Club. l blk.
70 Qeorne's lane and left 10 No.
i4i0 and our slgna.
Benoit g. Alvarez, Rltrs.
5sb2 n. Wash. Blvd, Ar. KE, s-6677
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26
COUNTRY PR0PERTY
.-...-s"..........'''.
GENTLEMAN'S
ESTATE

ESTATE
Loo. only ~ mi. from fashlonabls
Middlebure on good paved road,
4 beaut. restored brick home with
Q bedrms.r , baths, plus terv.
wing with . bedrms. and bath. LIST
a. has drawing rn, paneled den,
sun .rm, and din fms all with
nrepl. Law lac, KIT, and pantry
Scar garAge with t-rm. guest cot
Modern sIndsr block barn with 4
Corn sTIss impIsasn, shed. hos and
IS acres q nns grasIns land with
water In every held.
The house commands an excel. view
or turrounding countryside,
Please call MTs Margaret Howell,
DE. 2-i7l7 70 inspect
H. A. GILL & SON
DE, $4,000 Realtors
10 ACREs-Hilltop land with won
derful view OF Blue Ridge and
Massanutten Mts.; on US. hwy,
cleared. approx. " mi. 10
Shenandoah River; excel. nshing
and hunting, $500, Box 29v-R,
star.
I ROOM COUNTRY HOME on e2Ia
acres. with pond, outbldgs. Re-
Gently redecorated. 3 large bed
rma, ~ baths. forced air heat.
Insulated. Alum. storm windows,
1 mile on us. 1. R. w, MORTAR
1'Y. Rts. 3, BOX 433, FrederIcks-
burg, Va, Essex 3-2375.
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$500 DOWN

FILA: Pimmft Hills, by owner: 3.
bedrm. rambler, h-acTe lot, fenced
back yd.. appraised at S12,300,
TW. 3-755s.
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STORES AND APARTMENTS
Located on busy NV.
corner, this productive prop
erty is available because the
New York owner is liqui-
dating his local holdings.
9 well-leased stores and
IL apartments always in de
Inand
Owner. desiring TO sell
quickly, has set price at ga
times the rent.
Call Sol Wolbers, ewes,
ia. 9-17S6.
SHANNON q LUCHS CO.
T24 l4th St. NV. MA. S-2345
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Realtor g. Builder
Realtor and Builder

GbCd4COI anu bullQeE
IA. 1855
WOODBRlDGE-spiit-l evei; 4 bed
rms, Ia baths. rec. rm., GE
stove and refer; Ice. fenced yard
Assume CT loan, small down pay
ment: S16,950. Ito Katheren
court, GY. 4-5472.
YACHT HAVEN AREA-Beautiful
3-bedrm., 2-bath fully Equipped
Colonial split-level on lovely large
l2-acre lot: assume large 41ase
CT loan; S24,500. BY OWNER.
SO. 5-3751 or NE. s-6474.
YORKSHIRE, $3.50: A. bedrm.
Cape Cod; Gear gar; chicken
house: fenced. ls-A. lot with GOOD
Garden: nat. gas heat. IA. S-1072.
S25C DOWN with CT financing
buys this three bedroom rambler
situated on a u acre lot. IL x II
living room, tiled bath. large
equipped kitchen. city utilities,
well cared for lot with large brick
patio in rear. S12,500. ARFAx
REALTY INC, 9 till 9. JE.
$4,000.
$500 DN.-OPEN, by OWNER. SI4,-
900: 4 bedrms, . baths, lots of
trees and extras. prettiest spot for
the money. Drive out and see
From Falls Church, out Lee hwy
mi. to trailer ct, take Q iefts
and 2 rights TO 1921 Poplar dr..
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INVESTMENT PROP. SALE


APARTMENT HousE--30 apts. al
..ss sSa scns, r.s, 2rs. svs s9S.se
not ar from 10Th ana Soiumoia
Wants Sled l 90 terms rs. EbwiN I
ELLIS, Reaitor; RE. 7-5i4O.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26
HOUSES boa sALI-VA.

ST. ANNs-coloniaii Nv, rm.. Gin,
Tnis kit. equip.,. brkiat. rm., 2
bedrmss, scr, porch, w baths, rec,
rm. patio. Trees. Fenced. OWNER,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

IS UNITS - 3 YEARS
OLD. All l-hedrm. Auto
matte gas heat. Low main
tenance. Fully rented. Park
ing for S cars. Gross SIS,
$50. Price Sl2s,000 frm.
Mr.. Martin with
BOSS a. PHELPS. INC.
MA. $4,000 Res. OIL. 1852
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

DIRECTIONS: Out Sleepy Hollow
I'd. left into Malbrook to Cross.
woods DR., and left on Crossword.
70 504 and Open sign.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

TWO a-FAMILY FLATS, semidet,
brk., fully rented; $3.50, above
$4,000 LIST trust balance for each.
OWNER, TU. 2-6365, JU. 5-S1lS.
W0ODLEY RD., D.C.-converted
brick 4-unit apt: excel. inc, other
interest force sale. AID. 2-47i4.
1886 d ST. Me- IT,, furnish
utils.; income $1,000: good financ-
ing; $21.50O. DI, 7-5015. EN-,
3.b407
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-04-26

81 APIS. IA bidEs-. s units eachl
Sc, near Coral Hills, S4,S 500
per unit, terms. COLLIER g.
VOGEL, TU. 2-3303, HE. g-3l50.
S UNIT BRICK APT, across from
Central Library NV: zoned c3B
1900 50. It. lot; $4,000. Mr..
Winsatt, OIL. 4-5O39, NE. S-15Sl
JOHN r. HoKE.
2, 3, 4, 8 AND Z UNIT Diet. brick
ant. bldRs. as low as 81 times
annual rental Nj, Chisholm.
WOODBRIDGE REALTY, WA. T.
q O7S2, NO 1-T2O3
, 1959-08-05
ST. cRoIx

Army Corps artillery exercise.
The exercise featured tacti-
cal air strikes, massed artillery
bombardments, and the firing
of Little John missiles.
Frederick IS regularly as
signed as = cannoneer in the
artillery's Battery B at Fort
Campbell, Ky. He entered the
Army in December 1858 and.
received basic training At Fort
Dix, New Jersey.
Before entering the Army.
the 18-yearSold soldier was
employed BY ROhlsen Sales
Company. He attended Chris
tiansted High School.
, 1959-08-05
HODGE

be satisfactory to all parties,
Senator Hodge made public
an exchange Of letter on the
problem between Chairman
James E. Murray Of the SEN
ate Committee On Interior
and Insular Affairs and Chair
man Mills.
The letters will appear in
another issue.
, 1959-08-05
THURSDAY and B

M.G.M. presents in laughing
luscious colors
The RELUCTANT ~DEBUTANTE
a titillating Tale Of he Mating
Season
Rex Harrison, Kay Kendall,
John Saxon, Angela Lansbury
This is he story Of riotous romance
Of two teenage Rebels and a
couple Of chaperones, who needed
chaperoning themselves VI!
LATEST NEWS
, 1959-08-05
DE LUGO

Concerning Mr., Edwards
statement II was made ii JEST
as Senator OttIey knows, and
It is certainly not true that /
denied or confessed anything.
The matter had to do with my
request some months ago that
the Government Operations
Committee Of Congress inves
dgate the Vicorp Power Situa-
ton in both st. Taomas and
St. Croix, the prolonged power
failures and the arbitrary fir
ing Of native employees Of
vicorp.
These are the facts Of the
matter and should serve to
give the public 4 true picture,
rather than the distorted,
misleading one presented by
the Chairman of the Organic
Act Committee in i feeble at
tempt to discredit ne.
Evening star., 1959-02-13
HERE ARE THE SIMPLE RULES
FOR THE STARS COMIC CONTEST

Make free hand drawing of your favorite character
from the comic strips panels in The Star one side Of
l1nch piece of white paper. You ink, pencil
water color any other suitable medium.
Write in 100 words less why you like to read
paper comics This must be separate piece of Saby11
white paper 1t should be printed typewrtten in neat
clear handwriting.
Fill out the entry blank below and attach 1t to your
drawing and statement.
Entries should be mailed to- Comics Editor 4Ol Star
Building, Washington D. c. No entries will be returned The
judges decision will be final and the entries will be the prop
ery of The Star andor the Newspaper Comics Council Inc
Only boys and girls l9 and under eligible and only
entry will be accepted from each contestant Contestants
not be related to anyone employed by any newspaper
The deadlne will be Midnight March T. Entry blanks will
each weekday The Star comic pages and Sundays
in TEEN. -.
Evening star., 1959-02-13

medallion for his work with
the. Savings Bond Division.
Il flunked high school and it
was necessary for me to try to
do, something else" he said. 1t
was then that I began to draw.
This" he admits. lis not the
ideal way for a. youngster to
start out to- become a success
full artist. L recommend to
them to stick to the drawing
board and draw. draw, draw. "
Mr.. lazarus one-frane car:
toon, '"Wee Women" appears
once a week in. The Star and
newspapers throughout, the
country.
Evening star., 1959-02-13

contest name the IL Washing
ton winners; two of them will
be selected to. participate in
the. national contest sponsored
by the Newspaper Comics .Coun-
Gil. This contest is in two age
groups: pre-teen and teen.
The national prizes consist
of q red-carpet week end at
the Hotel statler HiltoS here,
Evening star., 1959-02-13

.Tomorow: Tips from A. W.
Nussn!.
Evening star., 1959-02-13

His work has won him doz-
ems of awards.
Born in Brooklyn. he is the
father of two children. His
wife. Hortense, accompanied
him at yesterdays ceremonies
at the Treasury Building. e
Washington area young
ster$ can use Mr.. Lazarus car
toon' as a subject in entering
The. Stars, $500 comics cartoon
contest. =. =. =,
1.-The: Stars contest, is for chill
dren up to 19 years old; with
age group up'to 8,.9 to. H.. 1;3 TO
Is, and 16 through 19.
After the. judges Of Athe
Evening star., 1959-02-13
ToIk. Requirement

ROME. 49, Police officers in
Italy and particularly in Rome,
are required to be able to speak
one foreign language.
Evening star., 1959-02-13
Wee Women Artist
Soys-KeeP DROWN g
HI AND LOIS

Draw draw draw That is how Mel envisions the
road to success in the field of comic strip caroonng
At 49, he already is known widely comic strip artist
although he never took art lesson
Yesterday, Lazarus received Treasury Department
Evening star., 1959-02-13
Medical Costs

NEW YoRK.-About 4 cents
Of the consumers dollar In the
United States is for medical
care.
Evening star., 1959-02-13

radio and television appear
ances, portable radios, watches,
art lessons, games and encyclo-
pediaS.
The deadline for entering
The Stars contest is March
7 and the rules and an. entry
blank are elsewhere on this
page.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-19
ALL IN FUN
Unnecessary

Unnecessary
Groom: Now, perhaps I'll be permitted
to point out few of your faults"
Bride: 1T won't be necessary, darling.
1 know them They are what kept me from
getting better man than you"
Endorsement
A bank teller was approached by
young woman who asked If he would please
cash her husbands check. The teller
looked at the signature and saw that it was
all right.
But the check needs an Endorsement
first" he told her.
The young woman looked thoughtful
for a moment, then wrote on the back of
the check:
my husband is a wonderful man.
Mary Jones"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-19

Too True
The preacher came along and wrote
on fence: 81 pray for ALL"
The lawyer came along and wrote I'M
derneath: II plead for all
The doctor added: Il prescribe for all"
The plain citizen wrote: II pay for ALL"
UndeFstotement
And you mean to tell me that In your
section of California you have S65 days of
sunshine every year?"
Exactly so, sir. And that's a mighty
conservative estimate, too"
Out of Touch
traveller one night found himself
obliged to remain in a small town on ac-
count of a landslide on the railway.
storm had ragged all day and rain was still
falling in torrents. Turning from the
restaurant window, he remarked to the
waitress
This certainly looks like the flood"
THE what?"
THE flood. Surely, you've heard about
Noah and the flood and the Ark landing on
Mount Ararat?"
Mister" she said, II haven't seen
paper for three days"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-19

Block Study
teacher noticed that one little boy
was drawing everything in black crayon.
He drew black horses black cows and black
barns. Disturbed about what was going on
in his mind, she called a meeting of the
boys parents, the principal of the school
and psychiatrist.
They finally got to the root of the mat
ter It was the only crayon he had.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-19
Laughing 1t Off
By EVELYN WADE

The wife IokeS STono
NEWS ITEM-The United States is entering
new matrimonial age-the era of the all-arouno
wife and the clinging vine husband
The era is Over, the periods gone,
When tcomen tCere souls OF compliance,
Since the male Of the species has learned to
surrender,
To strength thar is found in the feminine gender.
And husbands are nOsV both submissive and
tender,
And sUiUes are the family giants
No masculine spouse. as the head Of the house.
Viii courGgeOusly cope With disGHeT,
Nor offer solutions, nor eUen be heard
II he gives his GdUice BY look or a cord.
For husbands are cute (but a rifle absurd,
Since the sUife is the lord and the master.
All, strange are the sUGyS of a nesOtGngLed phase.
Peculiar, the pendulum soinging.
But let it be knOrCn, though I'm hGrshIy beF0ted
As being a fOgey, ,Cith UieUs GnfiquGted,
Thai in our house. at least. nell be gGiiy OUT.
dated,
And FH do the job Of the cIinsing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-19
SUNDAY GROUP PHOTO

SUNDAY GROUP PHOIO
Be glad you're mon ond not
mouse, for this is the sort Of out
look on life you'd probably have.
Second Story Man
A guy whose wife doesn't believe his
first story.
Good Question
The teacher was warning her pupils
against catching cold.
81 had little nephew years DID, she
said, land one day he took his sled out In
the snow He caught pneumonia and three
days later he died"
Silence for 10 seconds, and then came
a voice from the rear:
What happened to the sled?"