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DOCS, PETS, ETC.

SIBERIAN HUSKY PUPPIEs. Axe;
ready for show, also young ones
available, Rockwell s.l467.
SPRINGER SPANIEL PUPPIES, 3
wks, old; thoroushbred; no papers,
beaut. marked; S25, XII, S-2271
STUD sERvICE-2-yeAr-old LAbrA.
dor retriever, Axe papers. Call
oil 6-34.h.
TOY FOX TERRIER PUPS, regis.
tered. beautiful small toys, stud
service, 10, b-OS.l.
TOY MANCHESTER PUPPIEsI .
males; u weeks, excel, markings.
Call MRS. MCLEOD, JE. 2-0lgl
TOY MANCHESTER terrier puppies;
small house pets; : mo- old; res
TOY PEKINGEsE PUPPIES, male
and female; all colors; champion
stock. Axe. $50 up; also stud
service TU' a-l8SO,
WANTED-Good home for kittens,
wkS, old. also female cat
year old. EN- .-a49s.
T ior sSaa y .d O. n a.SSs o'ed
wEIMARANER PUPS, skunks,
Persian kittens, youns crows,
mynsh birds, snakes, isuana and
hoSalisk lizards, turtles, tropical
Ash, gold Ash. small and large
pool size. mice, hamsterS, guinea
pigs. rabbits, monkeys and many
other birds, reptiles and animals.
Pride can beef, chicken or horse
meat. SlOa5 per case OF 4S cans.
cHFRRypAIE PET, room 4
SUPPLY. 3T.5 Lee hwy, Airing
ton. Va, IA, 7-lls@,
wEIMARANERs, 3 puppies; males,
females. Z weeks. From field work
show champion stock. Axe res,
wormed: shots CHI, S-469l.
WIRE HAIRED TERRIER PUPPIES
males: 3 wks. OV. 3-35lS.
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Top bIoodhnes. HEIDI HkRoITT,
GAINESVILLE Rd, BoYDs. Nd
GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS. Axe.
Top quality. Stud service. Budset
plan. RE 5-331a
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DOCS, PETS, ETC.
icONTINuEDl

DO you WANT TO ADOPT a pet7
DO you have q pet TO siye up'
msys t sSpP wI "a! II 5SSSS GSIHE
RESCUE LEAGUE, NO. 7-51jO. :
ENGLISH BULLDOG, AKC--cham-
pion sired; red brindle and white,
male pup. Sell only TO person In:
terested In quality and who will
show, No pet sales please. VIII
R.RRRR
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HAYLOADER

Priced for quick Herndon .e3
IRIS SCHREINERS-Name varie-
ties, > elumps for 81: many pc
rennials for sale, tomato and
strawberry plants too. JOHN
BURDOFT. 1898 ColesTille I'd.
Silver Spring. Nd EV 4-lp46.
JOHN DEER Il e discs. $40.
David Bradley garden tractor, with
eultiyatorS and lawn mower at
taehment, $3.50. Perfect condition.
A 4 ~
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APIS. FURNlsRED-MD.
tcoNrlNUEpl


CHEvERLY AREA-Extra nice |
bedrm,; air conditioned; ONLY SIS
mo-, incl all utils, HUDSON
REAL ESTATE CO., uN, 4-i5i5
FLOWER AVE bedrms., 500
Garage avail. Conv. trantp.,
shops. No pets, JU 0-di47,
FURNISHED large l-bedrnl ant
newly decorated, Dir. out Piney
Branch I'd, 10 University blvd
left on University to Langley DR.
left 70 Ssll Chenille I'd. JU
h-4g3k.
FURNITURE-Rentai plan, for any
apartment For details MARS
LEASING, Il, 3-OO66, Mon. FRI.
GOODACRE APT, 2-bedrm. apt,
, excellent shopping and tTsnsp
accountable. s6in Pine Branch
I'd. Silver Spring, Md, JU. Sill,
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CATTLE AND LIVESTOCK ROOMS EuRMlsAED-Aw. |
icoNJlNUEDl CoNTNUEDl
tcoNIlNUEpl

GOATS, mixers, yearlings, kids;
won wS5df sinNrE Pi pA,R W. aoppf ph tRs
Dayton, Md. Atlas 6-2732.
HORSE AND PONY AUCTION,
Friday, June 10th. 7'30 pm,
Hilltop Farms sale barn, Fisher
I'd, Sc, Temple Hills. Md CHI,
HORSES AND PONIES, ride or
drive; English and Western, show
prospects All animals guaranteed
to be what we say, TW. 3-1970
tlocal CALI.
/ TENN. WALKING HORSE, .
quarter horse mares. 5 quarter
horse Seedlings, = ponies, | out
standing jumping mare, " roam
polo ponies, other iine horses TO
choose from Can be seen at
aiSq River I'd, Potomac, Nd. or
phone AK. 9-0i18.
PALOMINo; stud colt, coming .; "a
Arabian, "a walking horse gentle
ready to train, Frederick, Nd,
Monument 2-l2l6, 20 Box l5l,
ERFORM NANCE tested Angus
breeding stock ~ REGISTERED COWS .1Ss.
hhN0 - NAlh v gNnAhNe ~ eaAf,f
many repred - $500: | excel
Angus bull, $1,000; IL open he'll.
erS, $4,000, Call PAQELAND
ANGUS FARMS, Gainesville, Va,
PLAZA 4-3lg5,
PONY CART, almost new. SIS. WA
7-iO06, after u pm,
RAM. registered Fampshire; proved
at stud; yrs, old. SP. 1919
sADDLES-English saddle, $4,000;
small Fngl'sh-tvpe saddle. $50 90,
AK. a-94S3,
SHETLAND MARES in foal; fillies,
etc most colors. From Sl"5 up,
RO. 'S-lA0o
STUD SERVICE. Palomino Welsh
pony, stallion, $50, with return
AK. a-g431,
WESTERN HORSE AND PONY
SHOW, Kiwanis Benefit-Sunday,
June l4th, Hilltop Farms, Fisher
I'd, Temple Hills. Md. nr. Rose
croft harness track, CHI. S-SO"",
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ROOM AND BOARD WANTED

LADY wants quiet. pleasant room
private bath. In ladys private
home or apt; simple meals de-
BOZ Box 1854. BENZ. FRANKLIN STA
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(cONTIkUtD)

KLIN0LE ROAD, NV, 2Ol7-g
rms and a. bath ,in.r Az ~ util Z,
n, for key. N, =. SMITH, INC,
MOD. DOWNTOWN ELEv. BLDG,
--Spac. .efhciency, modern furn
couple; garage avail utils, incl.
So4 80. Avfil. June 10. 1898 7
Al. NV. AID. A-ilfa
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ROOMS, APIS. TO SHARE

ARL.-Lsdy wants to share her
apt with another lady: excel bus
service ample park. On Arl. blvd.
ia. 4-338s.
ARLINGTON TOWERS = Would
like share my | bedrm with
other girl ia. 5-7543
COL. ROAD AT 18th ST, NV
Fine loo; Emp lady will share
spac. End n, cor, apt. with emp
lady. Lge. sep br,, mr. bus Car.
ReaS. Sun. or ewes. after 7 pm.
AID 4-865i
CONGR. sECY. will share unusual
Dup Cir apt. with reflned girl
Refs NO. f-6135 ewes. wk.-
ends,
GIRL wishes TO share l-bedrm
apt. with girl, 10 to %. Capitol
Hill vicinity. Ii 3-92s0
GIRL TO SHARE 2-bedrm. furn.
apt. with another: $40 mo-. ac-
eept ! child and will baby 81
while mother works. RA 3-4331
GLOVER PARK-House to share
with another empl lady; ample
parking. good transp. Re. 3-l564
JEWISH GENTLEMAN wishes one
otner, 25 IN 20, to share Silver
Spring apt, references. JU. 81
oS49 ewes 7:30 to q.
MIDDLE-AGED LADY-Likes to
share her nice home with refined.
white lady; pref govt. employee:
excel trans RIA, 3-715D.
PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMAN, 25-
35. college graduate, TO share 3
bedrooms; duplex apartment. JU.
9-7g36.
VACANCY for professional man.
age 25 to 35;. In well-furnished
house with others; cook. 2Sli
Conn, ave, NO. 1-s03S.
YOUNG BACHELOR wishes to
flnd same TO lacate apt. or house
Call D1. T-3674.
YOUNG LADY desires to share
with another, mod, bedrm air.
cond apt Conn ave. mr. Tilden
st. WO. 6-164l after 9 pm. Refs.
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ROOMS FuRN.-S.E..S.W.

ANACOSTlA-In private home: I
or > empl. young ladies: breakfast
priyils, LU, l-6563. IA.
CAPITOL HILL. mr.. Congressional
LibTary-Larse air-cond room for
man. csll Ii. 3-7263 ewes. and
wr'N md
WOMAN room. Reasonable.
Convenient. Phone LII. 4-66p7
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ooo, oo.. On c.. 80. .,..
SCI Tv.h 80. Vonn; vs, AI
np'' ow' ,s lyynn. toom' scum
pYt, patn. NJ. d .ona. -
lIM 18TH 81. NW'--Lge, clean
Eoom, 20 OCT Wh. Va '-'iVi AiVe'
=. . p,n, -,.-.-.---.--.,
lnth ST. NV. I5ygZrormer zee;
uVn; EipLoScu iAu'csS Lk.' wv
SSoInioIthpe 'Hs sY'o ssp
IA IN n MAJ Sunday "
una ,,T,, en- "a a,,.,asi.a
isn n 81 M;W" eNnAn" SIssn
SSymhIortaDls WwuSs oonsn' sV"e'
~ per WE. I. nv .:-ao -
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ROOMS, HOUSEKEEPING

COOL BsMT. RM.. refgr.. srill. Tv.
pvt ent shower; Sl5-S20. 6lb
22nd, NV ST 3-5s33
FLORAL MANOR-lSth st. NV.
l3l2-Ige. LIST hT. efficiency with
powder rm.
MASS. AVE. NV, IsO0-Lovely
Ice. rm. mod fuTn enc unit
nr bath: $3.50. no 2-a5Sa.
MT. PLEASANT AREA-Housekeep
Ing rooms, also furn. rooms: park
ing space available NO 7-l0Ol.
Up" ST. NV. t1I9-Large hand
some rm and eompl kit and
porch Apt. only. AID. $50
ROOM with kit. privil; pleasant
home for refined lady OF semitic
man Near New Hampshire and
NV AID "-s624.
SMALL BsMT. RM.-very clean.
share kit: $50 mo Man only
1893 Newton 81 NV" DU. =
923i.
TWO-ROOM Suite. near Dupont
Circle with kit. priv. Newly redec
AID .-s824
1917 NJ ST. NV. = Extra large
Housekeeping rooms, Sill so, also
sleeping rooms, 50 per week men.
no drinkers phone and auto
matte laundry.
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ROOMS FuRNlshED-N.E.

DOUBLE ROOMS; prefer settled
couple or . students. Quiet,
respectable home. Call CO. 5-3663.
FURNISHED ROOM and bath for
rent; pvt. home. SIS per week.
Middle-aRed or elderly gentle
man preferred. MRS. SALMON,
WA T-a439.
REFINED COUPLE. colored, lac
front rm. and kit. Ills @ St.
ne. Ii. 6-4465
18th AND KEARNY sT.--Attrac-
tive bedrm.. home privil, one
child accepted near transp.
reasonable AID. 4-l62O,
COLORED-I6O7 Olive st. ne.
Large front room; = single men.
LU, 4-365l after IL noon.
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POULTRY AND EGGS

BABY CHICKS. turkeys and ducks
o O. MAXWELL, u. 8. so. Ian
ham. Md. SIP. 3-4346
peasants: Set Of 3 now laying.
$3.50 for all. call CT. B-l167.
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ROOMS WITH BOARD

BETWEEN MAYFLOwER HOTEL
and Dupont circle. 1855 N st. NV
for non-drinkine young people
( delicious food. TV several nice
rooms. with private bath
DELIGHTFUL ZOO breezes! Delicious
meals. $40 mo- with brkfst Dtns.
oct Porches cow HO 2-96l2
DUPONT TOWERS, 100 els' st.
{ NV Select clientele: SEle.. dhls ,
+ superior meals. early breakfast.
TV. elev reas. DE. 2-9735.
DUPONT TOWERS. 1909 2Ist NV.
Select clientele: sale, dble .,
clean superior meals. early break
fast TV. elev; reaS DE. 2-9135.
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RATES INCLUDE WEEKLY MAID
AND LINEN SERVICE

Nicely furnished and carpeted
rooms in excellently located hotel,
dining room. sundeck overlooking
Union Station Plaza parking
facilities. weekly and daily rates
also available For further infor-
nation and inspection applv Hotel
or CALL MR. LEMANSKI. Ma
NORMAN BERNSTEIN sYNDIcATEs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-06-14

GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
mos, pedisred, black and cream,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-06-14

FREE, erown male police doe
Axe; tan and black; afiectionate
excel; breeder; no children TW
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PEKINGESE
AT STUD
PERSIAN KITTENS

POODLE PUPS, sml. min. imported
champ. stock, Axe; blues, blacks:
wonderful disposition and confor-
nation. Also imported Dr. min
male at sfnd OIL. G-h0Ah
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ENGLISH SPRINGER SPANIEL, /
" -old. male, curly brown hair,
white marks, healthy aetivs' Axe
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Super Pipe Rack

HERE'S new device that puts huge section Of
III concrete pipe like a coat sleeve carries it to its
destination and deposits it in place if it fragile
piece of china Specially devised for big waterne Jobs
the machine, called Pipe Mobile costs in the neigh
borhood of 100000 BaScay what it does is to drive
itself most of the way through section of huge pipe
lift the pipe ALPHABETICALLY carry it to the channel
where it is to be laid Once in position the machine
dsengages itself pipe backs out to go for
another section.
In these pictures, the Pipe Mobile is shown in action
on a water project near Perris, Calf
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shop early, shop late
Monday both stores
Washington. $50 Am. to
Q p.m.: Langley Park. 10
am. to $50 pm.
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WASHINGTON. D c >.
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Wear fine iounty boIero in the day
time. doff it to reveal q scoop
neckIine sheoth dress. and you're
set for O COY evening. Novy or
block crease resistont royon foilIe.
Sizes 1910; -24h.
Plenty of compliments when you
turn your back! The jacket hos
O poneI of pIeots and flip bow at
book. ond o pepIum flore. Spork-
ling buttons fosten the jocket
over o slim skirt. Navy or block.
Sizes 1910; l411-24h.
DAYTIME Observation-Disclosures.
Third Floor; Langley Park.
Second Floor
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counter any violence quickly.
Military Gov. Ahmed Salef
Abdi announced that author
tiles are conducting an intense
investigation" and urged full
cooperation by Iraqis so that
officials could LAY their hands
on the criminals"
Gov. Abdi banned all dem
onstrations in Iraq and pro-
hibited the assembling Of five
or more persons.
In the Syrian province of the
United Arab Republic, Damas-
Gus newspapers reported 15C
arrests in Iraq in what the
reports said appeared to be q
new purge of pan-Arab ma
tionalist followers of JAR Pres
ident Canal Apdel Nasser.
All Damascus newspapers
predicted the Communists in
Baghdad would carry out a
new bloodbath" in Baghdad
The papers attributed the as
sassination attempt to ma
tion-wide anti-Kassem anger
following the execution last
month of Is high-ranking army
officers for plotting against the
regime.
The assassination attempt
was the first against Gen
IKassem since he seized power
July IA, 1858, in a revolution
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Meduris Pleads
For Space Funds

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio, Oct
Is (AP).-"If the Soviet Union
would suspend its space pro-
gram today it would take the
United States three to five
years to duplicate or perhaps
surpass them" the Army's mis-.
sile boss said here last night.
Maj. Gen. John B. Medaris
commander Of the Redstont
Arsenal In Alabama, spoke tt
the Springfield Executive Club
He said the United States Il
not tagging In the missile fielt
but In space activity. Gen. Me-
daris told newsmen at a pres
conference that we have the
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that overthrow the provost
ern monarchy and took the
lives Of young King Faisal II
and Premier Nuri Said.
The lean. Woodworking bach
elor who was an obscure bril-
gade commander before the
coup, made a daily practice Of
driving home during the after
non for a bath. There is no
bathroom at the Defense Min
istry where he works. eats and
often sleeps.
With a jeepload Of troops
leading the way yesterday, Gen.
Kassem drove as usual down
the dusty main street. Crowds
were on hand to cheer him, and
the assailant struck and then
apparently disappeared in the
swarming crowd.
Likely TO Blame Nasser
Baghdad radio identified. the
would-be assassin. only as a
criminal hand" and said he
acted for traitors. imperialists.
reactionaries and enemies OF
the people," a blanket indict-
ment. But the Communists,
who control most Of Iraq's
newspapers and make up the
country's strongest organized
political force, are certain to
blame the Arab nationalist fol-
lowers of President Canal ABB
del Nasser Of the United Arab
Republic.
Gen. Kassem and Col. Mas
ser have been feuding since the
Inflated Mosul revolt last
March, which was led by pro-
Nasser army officers. The
Iraqi strongman put down the
revolt. but more than 1000
were killed.
Col. Nasser accused Gen.
Kassem of selling out to the
Communists.
Gen. Kassem in his broad
cast declared that "these bull
lets are only a part of the OBJ
stacles that we have faced in
our way of liberating the coun-
try -.
I'VE will be victorious over the
traitors and criminals respon-
sible for the attack" he de-
clared. "A curse be on those
who work for personal inter-
ests and imperialism"
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Ne|lru Warns
China Against
Border Moves

NEW DELHI, oct. 8 (AP).-
Prime Minister Nehru warned
Peiping today that India will
resist any further moves across
the Tibetan border by Chinese
Communist troops.
But for the time being, he
said, India will not try to eject
the Chinese from disputed out
posts they have seized.
I'VE do not intend to start
military operations against
these places at this stage when
we are dealing with the situa-
ton on a political level" he
said at his monthly news con-
ference.
IF any change is made from
existing positions, that certain
ly will be resisted"
Relations Improved"
Mr.. Nenru met newsmen q
day after disclosure of a letter
to him from Red Chinese Pre-
mier Chou En-lai calling the
border dispute merely an cpl
sode in our age"old friend
ship"
Mr.. Nehru said that Mr.
Chou's message indicated some
improvement in the tense re-
lations between the two coun.
tries but added.
How far that is an improve.
ment on the situation I cannot
say"
Mr.. Chou was replying Il
greetings sent by Mr.. Nehru or
Red China's 10th anniversary
He made no mention of Mr.
Nehru's recent letter rejecting
Red Chinas claims to some 49,.
900 square miles Of border terri
tory.
No Secret United States Note
Mr.. Nehru said India woulc
remain calm but firm in thi
dispute. He pointed out that
the Chinese actually are on In.
dian claimed soil at only a few
points, including the Longju
outpost in Northeast India anc
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Iroqi Premier Shot,
Mob Violence Feared

BEIRUT, Lebanon. Oct. 8
(AP).-Authorities today sought
to head OF mob violence In
Iraq following the attempted
assassination Of Premier Abdel
Karin Kassem In Baghdad.
Gen. Kassem was shot three
times but the Iraqi government
said he suffered only minor
wounds.
The As year : old revolu-
tionary leader was fired on yes
terday by an unidentified gum
man during his regular after
noon drive down Baghdad's
main street. Official announce
ments did not link the assailant
who apparently escaped
with any group.
Gen. Kassem assured the pop
ulace Of his well-being In a
radio broadcast last night from
his hospital bed. He blamed
the attack ION traitors who
wanted to get rid Of me so the
people would be without lead
ership."
Voice Sounded Weak
The Premier's voice sounded
weak and depressed. Listeners
thought he must have been in
pain.
Radio Baghdad, quoting a
medical : bulletin, said Gen
Kassem was hit three times but
his wounds were superficial.
The worst resulted from a shot
in his upper left arm that
broke a bone.
A Baghdad broadcast today
said the Premier's health is
very good" and that a medical
committee would issue regular
bulletins ito assure the people
that Kassem is in good health. +"
The committees first bulletin
said Gen. Kassem's broken arm
was operated on today and
successfully treated and set
straight" 1t said the Premier
had a restful night and is
In good shape"
Capital Under Curfew
A curfew was clamped on
Baghdad and its suburbs.
Schools were ordered closed
today. Presumably army units
in and around the Iraqi capital
were placed on the alert to
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parts Of the Ladakh sector Of
Kashmir state.
Mr.. Nehru was asked about q
report that Soviet Premier Nj
kita Khrushchev during his
visit to the United States had
said his intelligence organiza-
ton had intercepted and de-
coded a secret message from
President Eisenhower TO Mr.
Nehru.
Mr.. Nehru said he has re-
ceived mo particular letter
from President Eisenhower" He
added that he had received one
or two rather formal friendly
letters from Eisenhower in re-
cent months. but there was
nothing secret In IT,"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-08

knowledge in this country to
duplicate Russian achieve
ments.
The United States could go
faster If more money were
available. he added. He ex-
pressed the opinion that Amer
lea should go full speed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-08
Capital Under Curfew

A curfew was clamped on
Baghdad and its suburbs,
Schools were ordered closed
today. Presumably army units
in and around the Iraqi capital
were placed on the alert to
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It's the greatest slack value in
America today! Regular-pleated
and new Ivy styles :. with
separate Wristbands, hook-eye
closures. Medium and charcoal
shades Of gray and brown solids
or stripes. Hury-this oalue
Is UNBEATABLE!
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-10-08
Moose Biggest Deer

JUNEAU.-The Alaska moose;
which develops antlers measur-
ing s feet across. is the largest
member of the deer family.
Evening star., 1959-02-08

man and dazzling young girl, to represent
May and December, showed up for the party
on Halloween. You've pulled the boner of
the year." scoffed the host. mot at all, COR
rected the masqueraders. "We're two months,
Early"
PLAYING GOLF at the Century Club, the
curvaceous Mrs. Manages hit a niblick shot
fully 30 yards beyond the second green. What
did / do wrong?" she asked her husband,
prominent attorney. You didn't dig deep
enough" he explained. "YOu only took
affidavit" (The penalty for this sort of
thing at most clubs is two strokes and dis
tance.) "
AFTER A BRIEF DISCOURSE by critic
Clifton Fadiman on life inside an oriental,
harem, author John Gunther asked, Kip, are
you shah of your facts?" Fadiman snapped,
''Sultanly".. They say that what Christopher
Columbus really told Queen Isabella when he
Evening star., 1959-02-08

Dog Star Dog Star. eh?'' unused the psy-
chiatrist. This is getting Sirius" -. A hill
billy rock n roller was run out Of town re-
Gently. They guitarred and feathered him.
-. And have you noticed how ship news
photographers favor clOthes-Up shots?
MRS. LANMIMc HUMPHREY, Of Waban,
Mass, tells Of a wealthy gentleman who took
time out from world yacht cruise to give his
crew Christmas party in port. He went ashore
to round up evergreenS, victuals, musicians,
gifts and local notableS When he returned to
the dock he found all the green's installed -
but on the wrong ship. '"Ahoy!'' he shouted.
You're freeing up the wrong barque. tThat
Evening star., 1959-02-08
Punsters On Parade
still competing the ohpun championship

IF ITS TRUE, as many pun-dits aver, that
the more ludicrous the build-up. the more
shattering is the pun, Don Adds, Of Holly
wood. richly deserves first place in this stag,
gering compundium for his story Of the lad
who was counting on his Uncle Al to take him
to the circus.
Game the big day, however, and his mother
told him that Uncle Al had flown TO Australia
to see the Davis Cup tennis matches. Il
didn't know Uncle Al liked that game so much,
mom," mourned the lad. "Oh, but he dOes,"
she assured him. "Many'S the time I've
heard Alfred laud tennis, sOnv'
LAST NEW YEARS EVE, recalls William
Travis, of Birmingham, a neighbor Of his,
named Early, gave a costume party, and to
insure its success mailed invitations far in
advance. Two eager guests, dressed as an old
Evening star., 1959-02-08

A WEALTHY LADY buttonhoIed her psy-
chiatrist and reported; my husband really is
going crazy. Last night he went around bark
ing at the top OF his lungs, holering. I'm the
Evening star., 1959-02-08

put him in class, ofcourse, with X. II. Mid
dendorf, OF Costa Mesa, Calf, who noted the
line Of cabs when he deplaned at ldlewild and
beamed, ''Ah, the yellow rows Of taxisrO
To keep the franchise, there has to be one
Space-age pun, so reluctantly we pass on Bill
Gilbert'S (he's hiding at Montana State. Uni
versity): "And then, as Zeus said to the
household slaves, Take me to your Leda.'"
THE LAST STRAW. "A local newscaster,
insists Cynthia Ford, of Dallas, reporting on
Russian Author Pasternaks refusal of the
Nobel Prize for literature, noted that some
where another recipient would have to be
found. Before we're finished, - he predicted,
''this may we'll be the rOamin'est Nobel Of
them all.'' - REMMErT cERF
Evening star., 1959-02-08

Pssns Anyone? Mr.. Cert will pay $40 for any
new pun submitted by a rfbo0d reader thar is
published in this column. Send yours 10 him,
clio THIS WEEK, 4S5 Lexington i've, New York
IL, ~ Y. Only contributions with stamped, self
addressed envelopes will be returned
Evening star., 1959-02-08

THIS WEEK Moso,i"s / r.bryory s..IS5S