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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-06-01

FOREWORD: This is the first personal message
haze addressed toand in behalf othe tremendously
important Washington market in many
Ways the most important Of its kind in America today
Seldom indeed this countrys brilliant advertising
and marketing history has radio station been planned
completely to surround saturate and sell market rich
in potential the 100000 Government Employees hose
listening this station specifically Those Who
fa to read the following statement sUu miss business
message of inestimGble value.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-06-01

With the publication Of this announcement there
to the first of entirely technique in shaping
an advertising medium to exactly specifically fit rich, and
vitality important consumer market.
leo far as KNOWN the first successful attempt to
apply the great field of radio broadcasng the only basic
principle found successful in designing primary
advertising medium OF any kind
Nowhere else in America $50 far as known) is there
radio broadcasng station beamed directly and exclusively
at-and fora large prosperous group Of eespendng
and their families and friends as the Washington areas
neU Radio Station WGAY.
With specialized broadcasng service that includes news
Of the Federal Government and its dedicated Washing
ton area WORKERS WGAY announces the final triumph years
of careful planning.
Planning which now makes this station-aone Of all
advertising facilities available those who wish advertise
in this rich important consumer market-he finest and most
profitable selling medium available.
In order to fully bring the Importance of this new
broadcasng achievement consider these typical examples
-Aretaer plant owner lawyer accountant doctor or bus
nessman in any line, has magazines trade
journals edited and published exactly for him.
"A housewife, fashion designer career girl has many
magazines radio programs TV programs and the like that
appeal exactly to her own special interests.
An average man or woman in Office factory or constrc-
ton work has newspapers magazines and programs Of
wide general interest to keep them informed their
work and affairs
But Doere the entire Washington market area has there
been radio staton broadcastng acy which designed
speccoy and exoct to select reach Interest and se the
US Gcuernment EmpLoyee and lis her crcLe Of family
and trends
Our $4,000 Federal Government workers number full
quarter million of $6000and-over incomes-who with their
families and friends comprise market within market of
close to one million consumers.
Yet now the only way to reach this huge prosperous
market within Market" through advertising media
edited and for this specific groupbut for the
general public at large
LIT &od
Government Employee have found that it has beenup now
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Business and Industry Should Quickly Learn
the Value Of this "MGrket within a Marker
II you businessman manufacturer selling mer-
chandise offering services in greater Washington this
announcement is Of compelling Importance you And for
three compelling reasons
l. Itmeans that for the first time there will be focal
point of listening interest for Government people.
e. It that for the first time, there is
specialized advertising medium in the Washington
area that reaches the first and the most people,
LUith the most to spend
g. It means that an advertiser can now beam his
message exclusively to Government Personnel,
without the expense of using general" media de-
signed to reach everybody"
For the time Washington an advertising medium Of
general stenerinteres will offer specialized personazed
service to those po the most the and buy
the most in the Washington market.
For the first time you will have direct pipeline to the
prosperous generous-spending Government Official and
Staff Worker, whose per capita income approximaes
$6,000.00 year-dnd whose fanily-and friends
is considerably higher.
For the first time one advertising medium in the Wash
ngton offer you specialized broadcasadvertis-
ing service to the cream of the citzenry of national
capital.
The opportunity of giving junction. life and significance
idea that has long occupied my time and thought.
BY publishing this announcement want to pledge the
facilities and abilities of Station WGAY and its staff genuine
heartfelt service.
While we hope to entertain and inform many thousands
of others first consideration, and dedication of
SERVICE is to those Who Government.
CONNIE B. GAY
President, Chairman Of the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-06-01
Radio Advertisers

and to the Washington Areas Most Important Million
Citizens: Our Federal Governments Employees,
Their Families and Friends.
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But the of Government itself only part of the neru
WGAY broodcostng Services News not necessarily news
to all
Nor is it of particular interest the individual except
as it affects him.
Therefore, the WGAY concept of airing Government
activities will be personazed for those whom it is Of para
mount Importance The Government Official and Staff Worker
Our quarterhour news bulletins will frequently be broad
cast by the agency or department head personally.
And not all of these bulletins will concern decisions BY
departments in their broader aspects
Many of them will directly concer. the inner activities
OF the agencies and the individuals concerned In Short
Although in serving the Government Employee we are
in the broad sense-also serving all of the people, WGAY
w not establish arbitrary news policy that requires
news bulletins to be of general interest to the public
at large"
Primarily aim viii be to keep Government Personnel
informed of their activities, of their own agency
department. or dvisionn personal intimate arworthy
WGAY viii serve first and foremost the specific interests
of the quarer-milon frs citizens" of greater Washing
ton and their families and the group who COM
prise the opand center segments of social economic
and political community.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-06-01

NOV With studios IN Maryland, Virginia
and the District Of ColunbiG)
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Plus the kind Of good music that has been responsible for
the sale OF millions upon millions Of albums and single records
Records by such great artists Perry Como, Percy Faith
Frank Sinatra Patti Page Doris Day. Peggy Lee and
of others.
In this vay the entire area of Governmental activity will
become public knowledge
And employees OF Government wiu themselves, keep
abreast OF the activities and decisions of their agencies
departments divisions and oces-heter home or in the
CARLY staying tuned to WGAY.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-29
SiTuATI0Rs-Men
ACCOUNTANT ONTROLLER. Z

CHAUFFEUR, coiored and light gar
den work. Can so away for sum-
mer. HU. 3-6211.
COLLEGE STUDENT desires part
time work. varied experience. car,
SP. 2-717l.
C0-ORDINATOR, controller, admin
iStTatoT. experienced in land de-
velopment, residential construc-
ton and property MANAGEMENT:
sales planning. financing and cost
controls: masters degree. Box
6g-K. Star.
IT'S TIME TO GET your flower beds
clean, garden and everything.
Good ref. Call LII. 2-9Os1.
KENNELMAN - White, part-time
Ewes or Sun in Va. JE. 2-93lg.
MAN FRIDAY Job wanted--D. C.
or Va. area. Mature. highly skilled
once technique. expert typist. de-
pendable. Box l72-R, Star 20'
MALE COMPANION and Tor Man
Friday with gen ofc. bkKrd work
exper.; young 30. Box IGOR. Star
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SAEESCL.,ERK

IALEsLADY. hours s am. TO Q
pm, o days week. CLEMENTS
PASTRY SHOP. Ma. S-4151.
SALEsLADY, hours IL to 4, 0-day
week: recent retail experience NEG
essary. Delightful SURROUNDINGS In
our new store. Apply Monday
after IL am. THE FRENCH
POODLE DRESS SHOP. 1923
BALESLADY, young woman for
steadv employment In picture and
mirror store; 5-day week: inter-
esting work In pleasant surround
ings; retail experience desirable
but not essential. Apply 10 TO 12
am. or 2 to pm. Mr.. Freedman.
COHENS, 1927 @ ST. NV.
sALEsLADY. Prince Georses Plaza
experienced only for sportswear
and accessories; 5-day week. top
earnings. See Mrs Rodeffer AZ
Prince Georges Plaza store.
JOSEPH r. HARRIS CO.
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MEMBER OF MAGIC

KAY TV AND APPLIANCE REPATR
co. - Air-condit;oning. washer,
drler and TV repair. Most re.
pairs in home. CO. 5-22io. 3Ul2
l4th st. NV
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RELP WOMEN

WAITRESS. white, s2h week. rm.
w 4vIH MAJ NATIONAL GENE.
% no,nn psrs ,d IN = sCutSsS oS ws s
no nos simmieks. A iSss COMMUNION oIn SSon's on
gross sales. Aust have car. White.
Experience ~ our line not re-
auired. Appliance or Insurance
sales exper, helpful Call 10 s.
1891, o TO 3 including Sunday.
4l0i suitland I'd. sc,
WOMEN, TEMPORARY WORK =
Women. needed for direct mai
work, 40.hr wk.. no experience
rpsr any any ' ssps aqeness O fSss
Apex Post once. BOX No. 0121
WASH, ID. q.
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MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE

ARACUsEs, fire signs. cast iron
creepers: pitcher pumps. chsrred
keeS, cideI presses, copper tea
kettles, cast eagles. Franklin stove,
nut CRACKERS. well buckets. sun
dlals milk cortnrs., dairy stools,
jerks. WaShington's Oldest Hard
ware and Stove Store since 1876,
T.3 7th 81. NV, MA S-OS4s.
ACCORDION. Hohner. green, ladies'
model: new; 800 bass. Cell UN.
1-S9a0 anytime.
ACCORDION. with metronome and
music stand; new; $500. OIL.
ACCORDION. Excelsior-Rio. l.O
bass, liehtweight model, and case.
First $40 takes it. 10. 4-O11l.
ACCORDION, 100 bass, 10 shift
"Venuti'' Prem. accro-matic pick
up; like new; out Of pawn. Sl37 so.
ROSSLYN LOAN CO., JA. 7-OS00.
ACCORDION. 12O bass. brand-new,
never used; received as gift, has
2u-yf. written guarantee; cost
S395: sacrifice. 500. OIL. 6-SO39.
ADDING MACHINES: REMOVAL
SALE, bargain in new and recon-
ditioned machines. CIRCLE. 6l6
nth st, NV. at G. d. 1.137".
ADDING MACHINES, desk models
$40 w: trade in your old ma
chine, and buy a new Bennington
eand or Victor. Paw 500 differ
ence. CENTRAL, 200S l4th st,
nv HU 3-5l2,
ADDING MACHINES; $50 up 50
week buys one. Free home-ofice
demonstration. Call CLARK'S.
FE. 1924. NOW
ADDING MACHINES. hundreds Of
choose from NORTH'S. .I3S
Penna ave. NV, Re. 1884.
Continued on Next BsEe)
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II IT'S
CODE VIOLATIONS
MAJOR REPAIRS
CONDEMNATION
AUGMENTATION

Call WORKSHOP a2l. INC. NO.
7-5657. Complete package deal,
including up to 30 years FHA
insured financing.
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HELP-O0MESTIC

G.HW.. live in: ground-lev rm
with TV; Thurs. afternoon and
Sun of: must have recent refs.
salary open, OIL. 2.5459.
G.H.W.. child care; intelligent. ex-
perienced girl to live in. Refer
rnccs; every Thurs, every other
Sun. off able to stay with l-vear-
old boy when parents out Of town:
S35, with raise aft. Il mos, EN-
3-S47S.
G.H.W., child care. light cooking,
must live in: ga days; recent refs.
required: S35 IKE. 7-00"5.
G.H.W.-C COOK "a in family, /
child, IL years old Must sleep
in. Call WO. 6-9313.
GIRL, white, for part-time house
work. Call FE. 7-aa32.
GIRL; general housework, ) days, 9
niahtS. plain cooking, references
required: $40. HE. 4-593l.
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BUSINESS SERVICES

Abe BOOKKEEPING AND TAX
SERVICE Complete, accurate,
Your cffice or mine JU 1884.
BOOKKEEPING SERVICES of all
kinds: also typine: reasona bic
rates. picked UP and delivered.
Box 46-S Star.
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CARPENTRY-PAINTING
CEMENT ROOFING

guttering. steps, porches, patios,
and S ends of any" any type e0t done 0I No
Job too small or too far away. We
are fully equipped for any type
work. For prompt, dependable
service. call CLYDE B. THOMAS
e. SONS, white mechanics. any
time, LII. 3-a42S or CO. $3.50.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-03-29
HOTEL MAID
MUST HAVE EXPER. AND REFS.
ALEAN TOWERS
3Hnn Massachusetts Avn N w

AibhN lOWbhC
1900 Massachusetts Ave. NV.
HOU SEKEEPER. white, live in;
working parents: Suns. of: 500
mo. Kt. S-8S73.
ed Immediately; private room and
bath; salary; care for children
. school age; permanent nosition
other help employed; Springfield
Va; FL t-p36G.
HOUSEKEFPER - Full charge Of
house and S-yr. -old girl Outsid,
school hrs. Live ont. \ to $40
Monday thru Friday. No baby sit.
tiers. please. JU. 9-7212.
BoUSEKEEPER for motherlesi
home, middle-aged. Must be gooC
cook. For father and daughter, 10
Call WE. 5-6472.
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NELP WOMEN

SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR, incl
dental typlnE; Insurance company
0-dAy week. Call JU. S-663l.
TEACHERS, schools and eolleges,
ST., Bsito., Nd. lAAulberry b-6S5Ol
TEACHERS. wanted t0r work ~,
summer from 4 TO 10 weeks. Co
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REALTY COLLEGE

Washington Real Estate
Maryland Real Estate
Virginia Real Estate
often Initiated - Never Equaled'
over $500 Trainees Since 1919
Home Study Course. SIS Lesson
"Nation-Wide Realty Training
MODERN TRAINING in beauty cui,
ture. al subjects taught: Approved
for 81 training. day and eve,
ming classes. WARFLYNN BEAUTY
COLLEGE, 1910 @ st. NV. DI
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MOTOR TRAVEL

BUSINESSMAN will drive your car
T. Houston, Texas. leaving Mon
March 80 at $ am. MA. S-03O7.
GOING TO MIAMI. ~ Chevy, room
for :" L: agins Monday or Tuesday
RIDE WANTED TO HOLLYWOOD.
FLORIDA. . adults. April Ord or
4th. 80. Call 10. 3-6l50.
RIDE WANTED. Chicago-St. Paul
area. 18th or 18th OF April. HArri-
son 2-S0l5, after $3.50 pm.
WOMAN driving to Calf, Wash,
Banfi. on pleasure trip. Approx
July and Aug. win take l or
women. Share drive and expenses
BOX las, Star.
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HELp WOMEN
SHOE sALEsLADY, som

SHOE sALEsLADY. some expe-
Tience essential. excellent oppor-
tunity for adyancement, Phone
Mr.. wEIssMAN. ~. 7.ba00.
sTENO0RAPHER who can operate
standard lBM typewriter, B-day
week, In law once centrally 10
fuli partieuisrs' Boz FAX, Sss Ss.''
sTENOGRAPHER. young lady, 90
So. who can type and take diets-
tion, and who alpires TO become q
legal secretary. Wanted In down.
town law once. Start S3,420 .yr.;
Box TOOK. Star "'''' p-''''u'a'''
STEN0GRAPHER, shorthand and
good typ ability REQUIRED; also
knowledee OF small switchboard:
furnish compl. resume, eiyins age,
s sTss' Box ssSSsEs s Sea- salary DE-
STENO GRAPHER, CAP
ABLE OF TAKING FAST
DICTATION. MUST HAVE
A BACKGROUND OF
STABILITY AND EXPE-
RIENCE. WOMAN BE-
TWEEN 30-35 YEARS OF
AGE PREFER ED.
STARTING SALARY,
$4,000 A YEAR. 5-DAY
WEEK. FREE LIFE IN
SURANCE, VACATIONS
AND OTHER FRINGE
BENEFITS. OUR FIRM,
ESTABLISHED IN 1923, is
LARGEST IN ITS FIELD
EMPLOYING OVER so
PERSONS OF HIGH
CHARACTER, HOUSED
IN A NEW BUILDING,
CENTRALLY LOCATED
ON STREETCAR AND BUS
LINE. FREE PARKING
LOT PRIVILEGES IF YOU
DRIVE YOUR OWN CAR.
APPLY, STATING AGE,
EXPERIENCE AND REF
ERENCES AND AN AP-
POINTMENT WILL BE
MADE AT YOUR CON-
VENIENCE. ONLY SOME
ONE INTERESTED IN A
PERMANENT POSITION
SHOULD APPLY. BOX
86-K, STAR.
sTENOGRAPHER, white: good typ
list, for general once work; b-day
week. NE, S-4l29.
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SAIESI,AD
SALESLADIES
SALESLADIES

GEORGES, the top appliance chain
in the area. needs women TO sell
TVS. appliances, Hi-Fi and furni-
ture. Experience preferred but
not necessary, age 81 to so, mini
mum high school education. Com
mission and excellent draw Apply
in person. Mr.. Unger, Q til 10.
GEORGES WAREHOUSE SUPER
MART, 2l46 Gath pl. ne.
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Guaranteed. Free est. IA. B-9l7O.
PAINTING. int. and ext. Lowest
rates in town. Apis. 500 and S65,
Free est. SP. 3-S9O2. 2g'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-26
THE LYONS DEN
. Hemingwoy's Said 1t,
So Why Soy 1t Agoin?

both went on the wagon the
same time" Calhern ex-
planned, and in the cold
light Of sobriety we couldn't
find any charm in each
other"
FIGHTS: Hull was in
volved in two fist fights with
Calhern. They we're appear
ing in Roger Bloomer." The
stage was to darken at the
precise moment when Hull
drew back his fist to strike
a blow at Calhern. The au-
dience would see no blow
struck, but knew there was a
f1ht. One night the elec-
trician missed the light cue
and the stage was not dark
ened in time. Hull did the
only thing possible to save the
scene: He hit Calhern on
the jaw.
The other fight came when
Calhern was broke and slept
in the park. He heard that
Hull had received some
money. He went to Hull's
apartment and said: Henry,
things are tough. I'm not
eating" When Hull replied:
That's good for your soul
and will develop you as an
actor" Calhern punched
him.
FAME: Charles LaughtOn
and Peter UstinOv, in boards
and togas, were on the
"Spartacus" set when a lady
tourist approached Laugh
ton and expressed her ad-
miration for his talent. Es-
pecially. she added. after
seeing his magnificent per-
Torrance in Cat on a Hot
Tin Roof" She mistook him
for Burl Ives. Ustinov
warned him: And these
people always come back to
try to correct their mis-
takes" The lady did return,
and Laughton introduced her
to Ustinov: meet Edward G.
Robinson" "Oh, I know
you. You're not Edward G.
Robinson" said the lady.
You're Walter Hustinov."
TROUBLE: Max Gordon,
who's produced more hit
shows than any other Amer
lean producer, sat in Sardi's
the other day and said Of
some Of his friends there:
They're all foul weather
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-26
Eli, Anne Prefer
Happy Family
To q Career

.GEW YORK (AP).-Eli
Wallach and Anne jackson
are an acting couple with
special summer tour prob
lens and joys.
When they travel their
station wagon ensemble in
cludes three children, a
housekeeper. pet poodle and
all the toys, books, bats,
gloves, luggage and fishing
rods that can be stored
aboard.
Peter. age 8, is baggage
superintendent; Roberta, 3,
is the toy keeper; Katherine
Beatrice, exactly /, just
travels.
Explains Eli:
I'VE have always felt that
the children we're more i'm
portant than our careers.
Both Anne and ! have turned
down all kinds of parts that
would take us away too long
from them and from each
other. And in the long run,
our careers have suffered.
But we're a very happy fam
lily"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-26
Multiple Musical

NEW YORK (AP).-With
1.-THE Billy Barnes Revue"
firmly established in off,
Broadway residence here, and
with another company still
functioning in Los Angeles,
Producer George Eckstein is
putting together a third unit
for touring performance in
San Francisco and Chicago.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-26
THE LYONS DEN
BY LEONARD LYONS
Hall Syndicate


NEW YOR K.-Ernest
Hemingway returned to Paris
last week and was questioned
about his views. politics
and religion are two subjects
I never discuss" said Hem
ingway. IF my books don't
make 1t clear how I feel about
both, then I've failed in my
LIES work and there's no
point Cabling"
! Z ARRIVAL: SpyrOs Skouras
Just arrived in Moscow. On
the plane. he tried memoriz-
ing, in his Greek accent, the
Russian words spelled out
for him in English. phoneti-
,cally. by Gregory RatOff in
thick Russian accent
When Skouras arrived he
asked If the American Ex-
position grounds were ready
for Thursdays opening. mot
yet" he was told, but I'm
sure they'll be ready on open
ing day" II know how
that is" said Skouras. "I've
built more than 400 theaters.
Not one of them was ready
until five minutes before the
official opening time"
CUE: Jean Carroll tells Of
the train passenger who COM
planned to the conductor that
the man sitting behind them
was mad: Hes frightening
my wife and children by
claiming he's George Wash
ington" -. "I'll Ak that"
said the conductor, who then
shouted: Next stop, Mount
Vernon"
SYMBOL: A few weeks ago
there were rumors that the
l0-year romance between
Ruth Dubonnet and Julie
Styne had ended. Styne is
the Academy Award-winning
composer of Gentlemen
Prefer Blonds," Bells are
Ringing" High Button
Shoes" and Gypsy" The
first confirmation that the
romance was over came
when Miss Dubonnet-who
is four inches taller than
Styne-bought a supply of
new shoes and sighed: "Well,
after 10 years I'm wearing
high heels again"
TOUR: kiss Me Kate"
the Sam and Bella Spewack
musical, opens next month
In Trieste. The show now is
in the repertory of the Wen
ma Volksopera as well as in
Scandinavia, Warsaw, Lodz
and Berlin. 1t will open soon
in Yugoslavia and Israel, too.
without any State Depart
nfent benediction," says Mrs.
Spewack," Kiss Me Kate
seems to be making her way
around the world"
MEMOS: Tennessee Will
Hams wrote the lyrics to the
song Marion BrandO will sing
in 1.-The Fugitive Kind. t.
After "Compulsion" was
shown at the Cannes Film
Festival, another Meyer Le-
vim was damned next to
Daryl Zanuck in the crowd
and slipped the producer
q copy Of his story, Ballad
Of Red Rock" Zanuck will
film it, in Israel in Novem-
Der. with Juliette Greco in
the lead.
STAR: Henry Hull is re-
turning to the, Broadway
stage, after a long absence.
in his first musical. Happy
Town" In his early years he
and Louis Calhern were
staunch companions who saw
each other every night
then suddenly stopped. 1--WE
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-26

safe deposit vault. Louis LO-
tito raised 500, 900 for him in
one day, to put on an Astaire
musical. And Moss Hart
found Sister Eileen" for
him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1959-07-26

friends" When he was in
trouble, he said, GrOuchO
Marx came to his home and
dumped $4,000 on his bed,
and ran. Lou HOltz sent his
lawyer, with the key to his
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1959-07-09

prised bare shoulder. The roar of an
Impala reversing out of petunia bed.
The blare of dance record played at
the wrong speed with blunt needle.
Yes, indeed. This is party.
Now comes your crucial moment of
decision-to crash or not to crash. You
decide to crash, but hesitate. After all,
what can you lose? But-how can you
invade the gathering when you don't even
know the host? How, indeed! You only
have to approach your objective with the
right attitude, and you are sure to sue
coed. There are any number of time-tested
party-crashing methods to choose from.
Here are several which have proven
exceptionally successful:
The Concerned Method
''I've been expecting an important
letter and wonder if the postman left it
in your box by mistake oh, ] didn't
know you we're entertaining"
The Parental Method
my son, Tommy. tells me that he
attends the same school as your boy Be
great if we could work out car pool
for them /. oh, you have company"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1959-07-09
The Musical Method

I'm a record collector, and l sure
would like to know where you got that
dance music you're playing is that
SCOTCH"
The Needy Method
Pardon me, but wonder if you own
set of the Encyclopaedia Britannica?
I'm trying to settle an argument on the
drainage area of the Orinoco River :. +.
am / interrupting something's"
The Mans Best Friend Method
Our spaniel, Fred, cut his paw in the
rock garden and we're fresh out of adj
hesive tape oh, see you're having
party"
The TOgetherness Method
Heard some singing over here and
thought now's as good time as any to
organize neighborhood group to sing
Christmas carols gee, looks like
you've got houseful!'
The Reverse Approach
THE wife and are throwing little
shindig soon and we'd like to invite you
and your oh, no, really couldn't!
Well. all right, but just one drinkl'
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1959-07-09
By Frank Jacobs

semi-distant sounds of revelry. You listen
closely. Can it be? Yes, it's true. That
new couple next door is throwing party.
You're sure it's party (and pretty
big one at that because you hear
number of key party noises. The shrek
of spilled ice cube bouncing off sur