Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1958-04-25

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I've been the receiving advice Men Ru,.en
adeled out dripping spoanu through years I've made
practice never TO offer II could possibly doing
broke the rule here Sent but Thought
drastic measures
on The other hand working in a newspaper ofnco
people with problems constantly coming In ana asking what Il
do about thus that zap valuable time telling
them what thought slightest doubt thai
every the ofrye ana continued 10 do >a,,
what they we're doing that got them into dfeuy first
place
People really want advice are usually too stubborn or m
umid 20 ask Tor T. Those who advice At an
They either want sympathy be told they're right you tell
en- they're wrong oa an set out they stop speaking YOU
famous domestic relations Judge said
sides TO every marital problem lia side Her Truth
Having had few sdrmahea this front
Judge can recall that occasion when M, was
s"hE ana looking as u were going TO caaEe received tho
detailed advice acquaintance didn't know
engaged IN eNtraucuiar marital dalance right
They certainly two p4Fc
specimens to be advising somebody keep happy
We from people whose
own domcs look like second hand emporiu> get advice
how to dress individuals go looking
We get advice how TO children
a noighborhood
We getting to run the country from 4
Teller who did pretty job cumming up the works when n,
sitting in the National Hot Seat IA the white House
III admit To having received good advice my life
II always time when recognize a aa
such II went in the got my brains
beat out in the School Hard knocks wondered
why had been blind That sound advice II
either comes too early hto 10 be appreciated
OF practical
Inc next Time dear reader -
e'obbor your mate with meat oieaver drown
blow you tho mortgage lust
mufe the telephone pull down blinds
when Of The "TfYou Want coming
up the walk
One Of the customers tho beauty raror paronse young
lady who confomed TO all Of the Harlem G
specifications She wrapped herself expensive
tune ewrry sensational OF other
customers dfoong with envy Something Didn't look
night 10 and Kept asking beuiican young lady
got an Of those fancy tappng Ny shrugged
she didn't know
you young lady got the fancy trappnRa Her m
friend dealing EcnerBrmea finally caught up
with him according gossip young ladya fancy
tppngs to the station house Some people
dool In drooing Itod the
local press, this story a collapsed
This m vicious town The budup deaerted
the victim when tho collapse impossible borrow even
small sum such a. five dollars Every door every
suddenly busy unavailable having himself
have been wearing for the past six years
other than that pdod myself my vision must
last month and the opcan needed distance
gaea for tceyiaou agreed perhaps ga need
glasses for teleysion The tesyspn hooking very
fury lately told husband good cleaning
iie took the or gave IL "a GOOD niag
The Eti looked peculiar
Wen brought tlesision glasses home put them on
IN" t'e'is"n screen into clarity yinR
room saH colors hadn't .cotng In months
DO knnw ths walking around blind az hat The
feDcr IN the optional store eaaka me 10 caJ
teIoytaon giaHsea get wear glasses Seems
80 ~ people Eight the glasses they think
s proof Father Time h catching up
Father Time Time / am wearing ylasssa 4, tt
street FOR 'osyDn everything Rather ta
wear hfoc have another glasses snd read
ing
spnster school marin or police woman il, ,t
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