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Milford chronicle., 1958-05-16
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Backache Means a
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Milford chronicle., 1958-05-16
WRONG MAN NABBED

OKLAHOMA CITY = up = Ray
Squyres, city parking meter re-
pair man, was working on a meter
when officer G. d. Starry appear
ed
He thought burglary was in
progress and started to call a pa
troll car to take Squyres to Jail.
Squyres started talking fast, and
finally convinced the officer he
should call his boss to verify his
position. Starry got the the okay,
and Squyres warily went back to
opening the meter.
Milford chronicle., 1958-05-16
FEARFUL STORY

PANAMA CITY, Fla. - up -
While on a patrol run, Deputy
Sheriff Lowell Spooner accidental
ly discharged a tear gas gun in
the front seat of the police car.
Deputy Leonard Finch hastily
ran the automobile on to the high
way shoulder and both officers div
ed out.
Call for another car" said
Finch.
Call yourself" said Spooner.
I'm crying so hard | can't see our
car"
They finally made it tearfully
back to the sheriff's Office after
seven airing-out stops.
Milford chronicle., 1958-05-16

Make a handy garden ruler by
painting inch and foot marks on
the hoe handle.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
Detroiters-
tconfsnued from Back Page)

tConf5nUed from Back Page
MARVELLOUS CHRIST, SECOND COMING"
SCIENCE MESSIAH MILLENNIUM TO ALL PEOPLES
MUST, AND DOES IMPROVE ALL DEPARTMENTS
OF HUMAN LIFE - AND IS DESTINED TO REDUCE
TO IT'S NATIVE NoTHINcNEss" THE M-Y.T.HI-
CAL, DEviLSH, ANTLCHRisT, ADAM-EvE,
MuRDERouS CAIN JUDAS. kNAvES AND FOOLS
EGO AND PSYCHOLOGY OF ALL HUMAN BIRTHS AND
THE "cHAsTLY FARCE" THE BELIEF. OF AN
ACTUAL ADAM-EvE MATERIAL" CREATION AND
UNIVERSE - sHADoWY MORTAL THOUGHT
IMAGES, MYTHS ACCEPTED AS REAL I. WHEREAS
THEY ARE ONLY coUNTERFEITs AND BUR-
LEsouEs or DIVINE AND SPIRITUAL IDEAS.
EXTERNALLY HARMONIOUS
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
Parr Show Tops

DEAR MR.. PARR:
When we sent you skeleton copies Of the Tribune and
reprints some months ago. when you still in the IN
AND OUT status, naturally desired to help you.
BUT, WE WARN YOU THAT SEX is THE DEVILS
SOCIAL HBoMB' !-MAkiNc BUNS AND INTELLECT
UAL ASSES u! A MULTi-BiLLIoN RACKET,
WHOSE HISTORY IS Uttered WITH THE WRECKS
OF NATIONS AND THE DEVILS ADAMS AND
EWES!
AND GET THIS: THERE HAS NEVER BEEN
HUMAN BIRTH, OR AN ADAM OR EVE, IN MY, GODS,
CREATION AND UNIVERSE, IN ALL ETERNITY
THAT ONE REAL CREATION SUPER SATURATES
THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH MATTERLESs,
FLEsHLEsS. SPIRITUAL. cHRISTLIkE BEINGS
THE TRUE BEING OF ALL OF THE DEVILS
ADAM-EvE DUPEs, WHO. UPON AWAKENING,
APPREHEND oMNIPREsENT HEAVEN AND
ETERNAL LIFE-INc0RRUPTIBLE, iNvULNERABLE
TO THE MYTHICAL, DEVLIsH. AkTIcHRiST
ADAM.EvE, MURDEROUs CAIN. JUDAS, KNAvES AND
FOOLS EGO AND PSYCHOLOGY or ALL HUMAN
BIRTHS !N-"THE CHASTITY FARCE OF MATERIAL
Gso-eslledl EXISTENCE" Up. III, c.s. Textbook
MY MASTER HEALER, EDUCATOR. MIRACLE WORKER,
SAVIOR, LIBERAToR. AND PROTECTOR or THE
HOLY scRIPTURES-king Jar,es Protestant, Ny
chosen-FROM THE INVOLUNTARY, SPIRITUAL
ADULTERY OF THE FOUR EUROPEAN RELIGIOUS
cRiPPLEs AND THE SATAN BOUND" WORLDS
CLERGY, EDUCATORS. LEADERS ALL THE NOM
CHRIST SCIENTISTS. AND THE uNAWAkENED
MASSES
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22

GOD TO HIS DETROIT TRIBUNE:
SATAN BOUND" ADAMS AND EWES DO SUFFER
UNDER THAT so-csled LAW UNTIL AWAKENED AND
UNTIL THEY APPREHEND Externally HAR-
MoNloUs. IMMORTAL INDIVIDUALITY VIA nv.
GODS, IMPERATIVE. MARVELLOUS CHRIST SCIENCE
MESSIAH MILLENNIUM TO ALL PEOPLES WHERE
UPON INcoRRuPriBLE. iNvuLNERABLE.
oMNIPReseNT HEAVEN AND ETERNAL LIFE ARE
piscERNEp VOID or ANY REACTION CONTRARY
TO ETERNAL GOOD
DETROIT TRIBUNE, SATURDAY. FEB %, 1854 II
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
Poor Britain
CONTINUED from Back Psge)

CONTINUED from Back Psge)
GODS DETROIT TRIBUNE:
THE REAL CREATION AND UNIVERSE ARE
Externally VERY CoOD"-cen l:3l-NcoRRUPT.
IBLE oMNIPRESENT HEAVEN AND ETERNAL
LIFE l-ABSOLUTELY iNvuLNERABLE TO ANY
ASPECTS OF THE N.Y. T-H.I-c-A-L, DEvILIsH,
ANTIcHRIsT, ADAMEvE. MURDERoUs CAIN, JUDAS,
KNAvES AND FOOLS EGO AND PSYCHOLOGY
OF ALL HUMAN BIRTHS. OF 1.-THE CHASTITY FARCE
OF MATERIAL [soeaIIedl ExiSTENcE"I
-p. 272, G. S. textbook.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
San, Greene

O0uuu uVVuuV
(conflnved from Back Page)
PART
LATE WALTER BRIGGS. sR., BORN a PROTESTANT
MARRIEs AN r. c. EVE. AND suRRENDERs HIS
GRAND PROTESTANT HERITAGE VIA SEX. THE
DEVILS SOCIAL TH-BOMB.' A MULTLBILLtoN
RACKET |. AND scoRcHEs HIS SOUL AS DID
SAMPSON m MARRYING THE STRANGE WOMAN,
DELlLAH
MAR. BRIGGS. sR., A WHEEL CHAIR PRISONER or
TIE DEVIL FOR MANY YEARS - THE DEVILS
r. c. AND THE DEVILS MATERiA M6DcA
ABSOLUTELY FoRBIppIc HIS HEALING, AWAKENING.
LIBERATION FROM sATAN's BONDAGE - AND
THAT BONDAGE WAS ONLY A MORTAL THOUGHT
MYTH
THE MARVELLOUS. IMPERATIVE CHRIST. SECOND
COMING" SCIENCE MESSIAH MILLENNIUM 10 ALL
PEOPLES COULD HAVE ENABLED MR. BRlocs
70 MAKE ms DECLARATION or INDEPENDENCE"
FROM AL or THE WORKS or THE DEVIL -
AND AWAKEN TO PRESENT cHRlsTLIKE WHolENEss
lcenslnvsd Next Column rspl
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
PART .


Spike Briggs, AnOther Devils Dvps T.
LIKE FATHek LIKE SoWi - COULD NOT MAKE
HiS DECLARATION or INDEPENDENCE" FROM
The DEVILS r. C. COUNTERFEIT CHRISTIANITY
HENCE, LOST The HERITAGE or HIS FATHER-
The DETROIT TicERsi
GOD. The ONE REAL pAREMr COULD NOT PERMIT
THE DETROIT TIGERS 70 FUNCTION AS A SPIRITUAL
TRAITOR INDEFINITELY!
PART
DEVILS coEBEL BEER, WE FEAR. WILL FOR
ANOTHER YEAR, PLAY THE PUBLIC THE DEVILS
ADAM AND EVE puPEs. FOR 'sUcKERs'L AS IT
HAS FOR YEARS
Sam Greene AnoIyzes Changes
TIGERS A THREAT? DON'T BET ON IT
BY Sam Greene Detroit News)
Larry Dolby has Joined the growing group Of super
opmss who picture Detroit serious pennsnf threat
this
The Baltimore ovf6sIder. Iowrsting his former Chicago
and Cleveland Teammates said that fhe Tigers best
equipped disturb the long reign Of the New York Yankees
II would be pleasant 70 agree with Dolby but he sounds
too much like Tighs did last winter Remember what hap
pened? The Tigers finished Is games behind the Yankees
Tghe has altered his attitude With realistic APP
proseh he is his way Florida for fhe Of spring
training The switch is bound TO make fhe Tigers
speeted but they still fall short Of Dobys appraisal.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
A Dollar
CONTINUED from Back Page)

Michigan ranked next 10 the the states in the
Of Washington help. Little Delaware led the parade
II paid $4l22 TO Uncle Sam for every dollar II got back
But II profitable deal for Mississippi which got
back dollar for every 81 cents II paid TO the Federal
government
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22

We sssokt council fsm c.s. sssehsr End cs prse-
e~sS. VIE instesd q ebsyIDg Scripture vsd our sense
Of mIssvInss wIsh human opinions such g. no. n she's
decent end respectful I'd - shssd with the msrrisss Is
good inssvfisn u this period Of civilization IYs sypbse
Of higher things"
THE BIBLE THERETo-oid t.
"Woit Patiently on The Lord"
incidentally, csd dIessssT this psrspirsss o. shsf
Scriptures WAIT PATIENTLY FOR DIVINE LOVE TO
MOVE UPON THE WATERS or MORTAL MIND AND
FROM THE PERFECT CONCEPT. PATIENCE MUST
HAVE nEe stRrseT WORK" tssb
NEW T--"BE YE NOT UNEoUALLY YoKeD
TOGETHER WITH uNsELIEvERs CONE OUT FROM
AMONG THEM AND BE YE SEPARATE" SAITH THE
LoRDl
PART
GOD AND MARvELoUs CHRIST SCIENCE MESSIAH
DEVOTION RELEcATEs ALL HUMAN TIES AND
POSSESSIONS 70 SECONDARY RoLEsl AND THE
DEAR WIFE. A POOR SECOND FIDDLE, DIVORCES
THE WRITER IN EARLY 2VsI
AND EVER SINCE. WE ARE MARRIED EXCLUSIVELY
TO THE MARVELLOUS CHRIST SCIENCE MESSIAH
MILLENNIUM TO ALL PEOPLES BEING RREvoC-
ABLY CONVERTED FOR OVER FORTY YEARS,
THAT TT IS UNDOUBTEDLY TRUE THAT CHRISTIAN
SCIENCE IS DESTINED TO BECOME THE ONE
AND THE ONLY RELIGION AND THERAPEUTICS :"
OF ALL RACES AND PEoPLEs-THE ONLY PURE
BASIC, TRUE EDUCATION CULTURE. POLITICS.
ENTERTAINMENT. RECREATION. CONTROL OF
NATURAL scIENcE-NATURAlLY A PRISONER OF
THE DEVIL - BEING FURTHER ASSURED
ABSOLUTELY. THAT THIS SECOND COMING OF THE
cHRIsT"-JEsUs PRESENT AGAIN, N-o-W!.
WITHOUT THE FLESH, THE MORTAL THOUGHT.
ANTI-cHRIST, ADAM-EvE ASPECTS OF HIS
MOTHER. MARYs HERITAGE; AND THE "HEALINc
OF THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS IRRESISTIBLE
AN AWAKENING, AN APPREHENSION, OF THE
REAL NATIONS OF THE Externally PERFECT
ONE REAL CREATION AND UNIVERSE
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
California
tconsinusd from Back Psse)

tConiinusd from Back Pase)
IN SEPT, 1915 THE HYPOCRISY. THE MORAL
coWARDcE THE SUBTLE DopcINc or THE "cuP
AND CROSS" or CHRIST. ON THE PART OF InE
so-eslsd 'sEAsoNED' CHRISTIAN SCIENCE THOUGHT
PLUNGED THE WRITER INTO FoRe-oooMEO
MARRIAGE AND A FEW YEARS LATER he HAD
70 DEFY THE HYPOTHETICAL. DISHONEST
THOUGHT or THE BRANCH CHURCH. OF WHICH
ne WAS THEN A MEMBER. REFUSING 10 rskn"''
ne ELDERS TO SILENCE MS TONGUE ASSERTING
THAT " Ne HAD TO PERFORM A MARTIN
LUTHER ROLE IN THAT CHURCH. ne WAS GOING
10 DO I'll AND he DID
PART
:. Thut Fore Doomed Marriage
opon coming 10 Christian Science with no'"sI 49,. ..
'fsr. The writer ives much disturbed over tho nsss'v'
lcennvsd Next Column TeP'
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22
$4,000 |; Gallons

CONTINUED from Back Psgs)
PART z
ABSOLUTELY NO FREEDOM OF THE WILL WHAT
SoEvERl SATAN BOUND" ADAMS AND EWES,
OWING TO THEIR HEARTAcHES. SUFFERING
IN B.ELl-EF-cRAvITATE INTO MANS EXTREMITY
GODS OPPORTUNITY" AND THEN NY
CHOSEN PEOPLE. cHRISTLIKE CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS
-"cooD sAMARITANs" BROTHERS KEEPERS"
AWAKEN THEM TO A NEW HEAVEN AND A NEW
EARTH-THE REAL. Externally PoPulATiNc,
SUPER SATURATlNc, THE ONE UNIVERSE WITH
MATTERLEsS FLEsHLESS. SPIRITUAL CHRIST.
LIKE BEINGS. NY ETERNAL IMAGE AND LIKENESS f!
NEVER. REALLY. A BIRTH. ADAM. OR EVE
IN ALL ETERNITY II!
THE cHILpLEss CAREER or NY HOLY GHOST
CONCEIVED INCOMPATIBLE. PROPHET MESSIAH
SON. 1.-THE WAY. THE TRUTH. AND THE LIFE"
IS BASED ON ONE CREATOR, PARENT. IN, AND
or, THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE !. WHOSE CREATION
-ADAMLEss, EvELEss. MURDERous cAlNlEsS
JuDAsLEss-Is Externally COMPLETE
AND THE TWO AND ONE-HALF BILLION AOAMEvE
HUMANS WILL HAVE TO AWAKEN. APPREHEND
THE ONE REAL ENTHUSIASTICALLY. CON-
PLETELY PoPULATlNc THE ONE UNIVERSE WITH
iNvULNEaABLE. INcoRRUPTIBLE. oMNIPREsENT
HEAVEN AND ETERNAL liFel
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1958-02-22

DETROIT TRIBUNE, SATURDAY. FEB. ~, 1850
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
DEAR ABBY
Ye Don't Have to Be Irish to Kiss the BIorney Stone
sy ABIGAIL VAN sURR

cause We think Il means our
mothers do not trust us. Please
put this In the paper.
TEEN-AoE GIRLS.
I always walt MP for my
daughter when she comes
from = date not because l
don't trust here. but because
n she has something 10 tell
me. I want 10 llsten-and n
she has something 70 ask
me. l want 20 answer.
DEAR ABBY. I am q MOE
looking widow with Q small
girl. ! met q man and think
he Is nice. I had him over for
dinner because he enjoys eat
ing home-cooked meals and
lives In q room by himself.
While he was eating I noticed
he looks as though he could
be bald In q few years. He has
asked me TO marry him but I
don't think I could stand a
baldheaded man. Ican't make
up my mind. Please help me.
CHRISTINE.
What's on . mans head Is
not nearly 20 important ~
what's In Il. II he Il kind
and would make n good hus-
band, don't let = little hair
stand In your way. Hair to-
day and gone tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
JIM BISHOP:
REPORTER
Why Can't He Look Like q Doc?

Flirt. They look at him in
disdain, as women of the
world look upon a pimpled
adolescent wearing his first
long trousers.
If Flirt is doing on Rocky's
house, she growls and he
bounds back four PAGES, and
sits on his launches, hoping
that she will forgive him.
Kelly amuses herself with
him in the backyard, chasing
him to maintain her wind,
knocking him down with her
paw, nibbling on his ear, and
taking his rubber bali right
out Of his big dopey mouth.
When the housekeeper puts
one big dish Of food in the
backyard. the ladies glance at
Rocky and give him the
warning flash. He sits and
watches them eat.
My working desk is on
the enclosed back porch,
nearest the door. I now find
that no two dogs want to
90 to the bathroom at the
same time. When Rocky sits
and whines, I get up and let
him out. When he is ready
to come back, he sits on the
top step outside the door and
cries piteously. He is hardly
in when Kelly begins to
stamp her little feet at the
door.
FLIRT WAITS UNTIL I'm
in the shower or on the
phone. Then everything be-
comes imperative with her.
I could be arrested for going
to my own back door in a
towel. Kelly is so loving that,
when I look at her and say.
casually: Hello. pretty
Kelly" she f1ips onto her
back and wags her long tail.
Flirt is more sedate. She
will approach. sit, and look
up at me mournfully. She
likes Ito be scratched under
the chin. Stupid Just sits
with a yard Of tongue hang
ing out watching the others
get all the affection.
When I am ready to go to
bed, Rocky is the only one
who follows me into the bed
room and cocks his head
quizzically as / undress and
brush my teeth. When /
hop into bed, he goes to the
foot and. signing deeply.
slams himself onto the floor
like 9 boulder falling of q
mountain.
He isn't much, but he's
mine.
Copyright, 1883,
King Features Syndicate. nc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
NEWS OF MUSIC
Pro Arte Trio Heard
In Koutzen Novelty

The Pro Arte Trio played it
with great affection and with
great affection and with per-
haps a trifie more precision
than was manifest in its other
offerings. This is hardly sur
urising. as no doubt the limited
rehearsal time at the disposal
Of the instrumentalists was de-
voted primarily to the Koutzen
work.
The evening opened with the
Beethoven B fiat Trio. Opus II,
one of the more rarely encoun-
tered Beethoven chamber works
because it was originally COM
posed as q clarinet-cello-p piano
piece. 1t is a lightweight de-
light. particularly amusing in
the theme and variations of the
final movement. Folk song fans
will no doubt recognize q strong
resemblance between the theme
and a ditty which goes under
the name of Chickens"
The Messrs. Portnoy. Akers
and Engberg brought the con-
cert-and the summer concert
season at Catholic. as well--to
a stirring close with q brisk
performance Of Mendelssohn's
c minor Trio, surely one Of the
most ingratiating Of the. mas
ter's chamber works. .
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
Cause of Acne

Dear DR.. Steincrohn: My
14-year-old boy has an I'M
comfortable appetite for
sweets-especially candy. We
wouldn't care about that so
much except that he has q
terrible case Of acne. He is
concerned about his appear
ance. We tell him that the
sweets are making the con-
dition worse, but he can't
control his appetite. Can you
give us some advice? Mr.. E. s.
1t has not been proved that
eating sweets aggravates-Or
Is the cause Of-acne. We are
suspicious, however, that
chocolate may be . factor.
Perhaps he will agree to cut
that out from his diet. As for
the acne, I suggest that you
have him visit q doctor reg
uIarly for treatment and en-
enlargement.
(Released by the Bell Syndicate, Incl
Tomorrow: Women drsods high
blood pressure.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
Thyroid Tests

Dear DR.. Steincrohn: Is
there more than one test
used to determine thyroid
gland Junction. What do you
think about the basal metab-
olism test? Mrs. s. A.
The most commonly used
test IL the basal metabOlism
determination. A range be-
tween plus Is and minus Is
II considered normal. This
test must be carfully per-
formed; otherwise results may
be inaccurate in as many as
30 per cent Of patients.
Recently two other tests
are being used more fire.
quently than they have been
In the past: the protein
bound iodine test and the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
FAMOUS FABLES
~ r Z. EDGAR

NO HURRY; One day
when he was IN HIS eighties,
George Bernard shaw was
reminiscing about hts
younger years. when many q
female admirer set her bon
net for him.
rs Il true" asked q
friend. "that q famous
actress once told you she
would die Of q broken heart
II you continued 10 rebuff
herr"
Yes" said the playwright,
but the rebuff continued"
And did abe die Of q
broken hearth"
"Of course" said Shaw.
But" he added. 1t took her
so years"
VIEW; Humorist Irwin s.
Cobb made frequent refer
ence to his eirth. which was
ample. Once. at q party. he
was introduced 10 q lady who
gushed:
Are you Irwin Cobb, the
outstanding writer2"
Only when viewed side
ways. madam" replied Cobb
modestly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
THE FAMILY COUNCIL
Husband Disputes Wife's Plan
To Provide Home for Uncle

FITS in easily. He is peculiar
in his habits and that's why
he has been living alone. I
have my own sentimentality
too. I am painfully aware Of
the fact that my uncle is the
last Of the older generation
and it would disturb me con-
stantly to see him ailing.
THE COUNCILS VIEW
Gladys has taken the more
difficult side Of the argu-
ment because she is attempt
ing to go against the tide Of
the current mode: It is diff
ficult to argue that the latest
convention is not right. but
her sentiment should not be
undervalued.
There are many instances
where q great deal of medical
care is required and it prob
ably would be decidedly
wrong to deprive the aging
person Of institutional facil-
tiles.
If this is not the case here,
then Gladys may be right in
arguing against the institu-
tionalized separation of the
generations that is the pres
ent trend.
Such questions should not
be decided merely on the
basis Of what seems to be the
average or norm. Individual
feelings are too precious to
be discarded for fashion or
trend.
Philip may be wrong in as
suming that his wife viii tire
Of the nursing chores. She
may actually derive q great
deal Of inward happiness
from knowing that she is
putting herself out for an
older person close to her hus-
band and children.
Her point of view should
not be discarded lightly.
Ccopyrieht 1858.
General Features CorpD
Tomorrow: Younger brother Of
"bFoin" doesn't won't 10 90 to
college.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
InsuIin Injections

Dear DR.. Steincrohn: I
have been taking protamin
zinc insulin for my diabetes.
After injecting the insulin
into my thighs for a number
Of months / have noticed
that they have become bumpy
in some places and shallow
in others. AS II some Of the
layer of fat has disappeared.
Can you comment on this?
Mrs. H. H.
This occurs frequently In
children, not quite as COM
monty in women and only
occasionally In males. Insulin
seems to exert some metabOlic
effect on fat locally to make
II dissolve. 1t Is not serious
except for cosmetic effects.
Here are some suggestions:
Be sure to shift the site Of
injection so that the same
area doesn't receive an in
sulin injection more often
than once in three or four
weeks. Use areas over the
upper buttocks, tanks and
abdomen so that any shrink
ing will not be exposed. Use
insulin that has been kept
at room temperature before
injection. Inject the insulin
well beneath the skin, using
q half-inch needle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06

prived Of something precious
by having everything so
neatly institutionalized.
Phillip G.-My wife is quite
sentimental, but I wonder
how well her sentiment will
wear when she has to wait
on and nurse an old man
day after day. We don't have
all the facilities to provide
for his care.
I think it is setting a far
better example to the chill
dren to have them visit him
and to have them see that
he Is wen cared for, than to
have them witness all the UNI
happiness that would in
evitably be caused by having
an ailing old man in our
midst.
Aside from this, Uncle is
not the kind Of person who
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06

The novelty on last nights
program at Catholic University
was a l0-year-old piano trio by
the Russian-born Philadelphia
composer, Boris Koutzen, and
an impressive work it turned
out to be.
Although Mr.. Koutzen has an
impressive catalog of music to
his credit and he is now in his
late SOS, he has not achieved
much in the way Of renown
with the concert-going public,
Just why this is so is difficult
to say. His idiom is not an espe-
cially abstruse or forbidding
one, his craftsmanship is ex-
pert, and every now and then
he even comes UP with quite
recognizable tunes.
The Koutzen piano trio heard
yesterday is a case in point. II
proved an exceptionally absorb
ing piece Of music. slightly acid
IN flavor but full Of striking
ideas stated with clarity and
developed with skill. =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-06

We now have dogs. Three
of them. Two of them, thank
fully. do not belong to me.
They are Ginny's dogs and
we are minding them for her.
The police dog is black and
her name is Kelly. The little
one is a freckled cocker SPAN
lei and her name is Flirt. My
dog-as If anyone cared--is
the big brother of Kelly and
his name is Rocky Of Shrewes-
bury.
/ don't mind taking care of
Ginny's NUTS and I'm lying
In my teeth when ! say it.
Rocky is supposed to be lord
and master of this house. The
big dope has surrendered to
the ladies. He can't even eat
out of his own dish without
their permission.
He's handsome and stupid.
He has a face like Tyrone
Power and eyes like Jane Wy
man and ears like Jack Webb.
He has feet like Carlo and
legs like Louise Fazenda and
a body like Jayne ManSfield's
husband. Maybe that's why
he's mixed up inside. He
would rather look like a dog.
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WE NEVER HAD trouble
with Rocky. When he did
something wrong. he got a
slap in the Stats and he took
of like a hot missile. If he
did something right, he was
petted and loved and cooed
over and we would throw him
a slice Of bread with peanut
butter on it and he could
amuse himself all night long
trying to get it of the roof
Of his mouth.
He had only one fault.
At the age Of one. Rocky
could rest his chin on a
dining room table without
standing on his toes. He was
so big that it took two of
us to weigh him on the
bathroom scales. He came to
IS pounds. However, deep IN
his heart. Rocky has always
felt that he is a teeny weeny
lisa bitsa puppy. and this
is nauseating.
He has all the courage of
a lame mouse in a lions cage.
He's so nervous that when
the front doorbell rings, he
tries to jump into my arms.
II he sees a bug on the rug,
his ears slant back. the tail
goes down, he retracts his
landing gear. puts his flaps
down. and runs at top speed
into a closed door.
THIS. I FIND. is not true
Of his sister. nor OF little