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Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1958-11-12
BARBECUE BENEFIT: For an

indefinite period on Saturdays
members Of the Church of God
will be selling old fashioned
pit barbecue at the parsonage
located on Lewis Street. May
be purchased by the plate with
accessories, by the pound or.
in sandwiches. Hours 10 a. NJ
10 p. nj. GndfD
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1958-11-12
by William Barclay
COMPLETE CHRISTMAS
BOOK
by Franklin Watts

What really is Christmas in
the family How can we make
1t an even warmer, richer, more
Satisfying festival? AS each
Christmas season approaches. we
are stirred with the hope that
this year we will know all OF
the holidays deepest pleasures:
the excitement of giving the
Joys of being remembered. The
peace of family work and fun.
Here Is How 10 give. entertain,
decorate, and celebrate and a
Treasury Of Christmas joys.
\ y MAN HAD TALL SONS
BY Martha OStenSu
y novel az farm family in
time OF crisis which in its alb
Sorblng drama. recalls the sue
cess @. au earlier novel by the
same author, Wild Geese. This
IS the story of Luke Darr who.
freed ~ death of the frustrat-
ing domination of his first wife.
feels tGlt he has been given q
second chance to be the man ne
Dnight nave been.
THE IMAGE MAKERS
BY Bernard V. Dryer
Greenwich. Connecticut. Paris.
and Tangicr are the background
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1958-11-12
WOMAS'S CLUB

The Tabor City Woman's Club
will meet tomorrow night.
Thursday. November 49, at the.
Clubhouse at 7:3O p. m. an
nouuccd Mrs. Fred NJ. Jernigan,
Sr., president. Mrs. F. clyn Leon.
ard is in charge of the program
and will serve as hostess for
the meeting.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1958-11-12

for this dramatic story of strong
.wlllcd self questioning men and
women. OF DR.. Malcolm Adams
the successful American surgeon
who goes To Paris to rebuild his
shattered life. The author has
"a firSt-hand knowledge of mcdi-
cine; he knows present-day
France. This is n strong anC
luSty novel. as timely as tho
daily headlines.
TIE PETER TOWNSEND
STORY
by Norman Barrymainc
Princess MargarctS romance
with Peter Townsend is prob
ably the most controversial OF
love affair of the decade. Fol
the second time in less thar
twenty-five years a member OF
the English royal family has
fallen in love with a divorced
commoncr. Here is the inside
story OF the royal romance
written by one OF Peter Town
sends personal friends. No &C
count could come closer to the
truth. other than one written by
Pete and Margaret themselves
THE DAY ON FIRE
by James ramsey Ullmau
The poet Rlmbaud-tnc Cldud,
Murcl OF thiS book, grew up a
genius among billiards in q
small provincial town in Franc,
during the last half Of The nine
t"cuth century. There. not Vel
sixteen, he wrote some of hi.
greatest poetry. Hardly more
than a boy. he ran away to Paris
70. the first of many times
There for four years he wa.
simultaneously. a poet of gen.
iuS, Il visionary iicalist. and Z
deliberate wallovcr in cutters OF
dcpraVity perhaps unmatched il
all human experiences. A prob
ing and ALPHABETICALLY absorbing
novel of a man and an advent
uTc.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1958-11-12
8ookmobile
In Tabor City
Next Tuesday

Inc new Columbus County
bookmobilc is now IN service and
will be III Tabor City every two
weeks AT the Tabor City Baptist
\ 'hur,h for the circulation of
Books. The next regular Schcd-
uled visit will be Tuesday, No
vcmbcr l8, from 200 to 500
p. NJ. Thereafter. it will be in
Tabor City every other Tuesday
afternoon during the same hours.
The books carried by the
bookmobIle can be borrowed
free by any resident.
Miss Edna Crccch. librarian,
said this week that new books;
Dire arriving every week and
some should prove Interesting
for every member of the family.
Some of the new books recon-
mcndCd by Miss Crcech follow:
THE LETTER TO THE
ROMANS
by William Barclay
In the effort To understand
PaulS very complicated letter Ia
III" church in Rome. students
Illl he more than ever grateful
Tor the fresh TRANSACTIONS and
clear exposition which mark
with such high distinction all the
volumes Of the Daily Study
Bible series.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-31
Program Listines

1900
4-News. Loeol News.
Richard Horkness. Russ Word.
5-SpoFts. News. Weather.
SSeeel. Worren. Horris.
7-City Detective. Crime.
THE Blond Orchid" A beautiful
blond is found murdered.
9-News. Weather. Sports.
Mudd. Douglas. Daniels.
HIS
4-Weather. Sports.
Strinoer Simpson.
9-The Lote Show. Movie.
Ia Hours. "Bondits of Corsica"
1852 Richard Greene.
l1:20
5-StoFIight TheoteF. Movie,
IA Hours. "Fuoitives for
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-31
TUESDAY

Night" 1888. Fronk Albertson.
Il:z5
4-Som and Friends. Muppets.
1870
4-Joek Poor Show. Variety.
Ia Hours. Guest: Betty Ann
Grove.
7-News. WeotheF.
MeCaffrey. Allen.
HAS
7-JungIe. Adventure.
1900
1.-The Lords Prayer.
100
4-lnspirotion.
9-Medifotion. Weather.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-08-31
September z
500

- ne InVeSri90tor. NOlOT.
! Hour. One of three partners in
cornivoi hos her life threot-
ened by half witted knife
thrower. Lonny Chopmon, How
ord St. john
5-TV Readers Digest. Drama.
9-MT. Adams and Eve.
Storing Howard Duff, lido Lu-
pino.
$50
5-Stor and the Story. Drama.
7-Wyott Eorp. Western.
"Fortitude. A plan to ossossi-
note the marshal is foiled by.
friend. Hugh o'Brion. tRepeot.l
9-KeeP Ticking. Game,
Monty Holl. m. c.
900
4-TV Theoter. Drama.
~ Night in Hovono." Ricordo
MontoIbon stors.
5-City Assignment. Drama.
7-Broken Arrow. Western.
BOUNTY Hunters" cochise and
Jeffords trail white men who
have been taking Apache scolps
TO Mexico John Lupton stors.
tRepeotl
9-To Tell the Truth. Quiz.
Bud collYer. m. c.
$3.50
4-Bob Cummings Show.
bob, the GonIIo Troiner." Bob
dresses SchuItzy as O aoriIlo to
friohten Moreoret's bridge group
tRepeot.D
5-Big Story. Dromo.
7-P0ntomime Quiz. Stokey.
9-SpotIisht Playhouse. Dr'mo.
Second Rote Citizen" A smoIl
town high school science teocher
devoted to his profession. is mode
to feel like q second Gloss citizen.
Dewey Martin stors. (Repeot.l
1000
4-The CoIifoFnions. Western.
"Murietto." When prosecuted
Mexican nationals rally behind O
bonner Mott Wayne discovers
the secret of legendary hero.
Dick Coooon stors. lRepeotl
5-Mr. District Attorney.
7-Stote Trooper. Police.
S-Bid n Buy" Quiz.
Bert Perks, m c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Ex-PastorF Fires
Gun in Church

NEW YORK, April IA, (P.-
Three hundred worshipers, in
Guiding 100 children. were
bowed in silent prayer in a
Harlem church yesterday when
the Rev. Moody Dunning, 81,
their former pastor. entered,
I'll kill every one in the
church-don't anybody move, a"
Mr.. Dunning shouted,
He drew back his clerical
robe. police said. pulled out two
shotguns which were suspended
on Irvine hung around his neck
and fired both, spraying the
walls and ceiling with shotgun
pellets.
Fragments Of glass cut his
left arm. Some members of the
congregation bounced upon him
while others ran for cover.
An off-duty policeman. Joseph
Robinson. walking by the Mon
umental Baptist Church, took
Mr.. Dunning into custody.
Police said. the former pastor
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14

had a fully loaded .38-caliber
revolver in a pocket.
Mr.. Dunning was charged
with felonious assault and
illegal possession of weapons
He was treated for his cut arm
at Harlem Hospital. then trans
ferred to the prison ward of
Bellevue Hospital.
All he would say was, Its
my church"
The present pastor, the Rev,
Nelson c. Dukes, said the con-
gregation decided three years
ago to let his predecessor go
because Of his age and because
he refused to make changes
and Improvements that the
parishioners wanted. The cur
rent pastor is 40-14 years
younger than Mr.. Dunning.
Mr.. Dukes said the congre-
CATION gave the former pastor
a $l5,000 settlement. but he
remained bitter,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Two Bulgoriuns
Sentenced to Die

VIENNA. April IA (P.-Two
Bulgarians have been sentenced
to death by firing squad and II
to prison terms for a scheme
involving private sale of bed
springs made from materials
stolen from the Communist
government.
Bulgarian newspapers re-
ceived here today reported the
convictions by a Sofia Com
munist court.
Those sentenced to death
were the laborer who built the
springs and sold them privately
and the head bookkeeper of
the state-owned iron and steel
industry at Isker. The latter
was accused of supplying 800
900 leva (ofiicially $36,666)
worth of stolen steel wire for
the springs.
Those given jail terms rang
ing from four months to 20
years were accused of stealing
materials from state combines
for the springs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Cargo Plane
Crashes, A Die

GEORGETOWN. Del. April
IA R.-Four airmen were
killed yesterday when a huge
Air Force C-l33 cargo-transport
crashed shortly after takeoff
from Dover Air Force Base.
1t was the first crash involv-
ing the Nations largest air.
borne cargo carrier. put into
service late last year.
The turbo prop powered
craft was on a routine training
mission when it was seen cir
cling over Allendale State
Forest IS miles south of the
Air Force base about 10
minutes after takeoff. Wit
nesses said the plane started
q slow descent and that the
pilot guned the engines ap-
parently trying to raise the
plane.
But it fell straight down.
Tipped on its back and burst
into flames. Fire, fed by a
heavy load of fuel. burned for
four hours.
An Air Force spokesman
identified the dead as the pilot,
Capt. Raymond r. Bern. 81.
Long Beach, Calf: the CO.
pilot. 1t. Herbert T. Palisch,
st. Louis, Mo; T Sergt. Mar
win Aust. 90. Hays. Kans.. and
T Sergt. Edward l.. McKin-
ley. lr.. 80, Meridian, Miss. All
had been living near the Dover
base.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
$4,000 See Opener;
Williams Too III to PIoy

him felt he would have played
if he hadn't become i'll.
FIRST INNING
BOSTON-Buddin took Ra-
mos to a full count, then
walked. Runnels singled to
left. Buddin stopping at second.
The bases were filled when
Zauchin scooped up Stephens
grounder but hit Runnels on
the back trying for a force play
at second base. Zauchin was
charged with an error. YoSt
made a spectacular driving
grab of Jensen's liner to his
right. but did not have an OPP
portunity for a double play at
any base. Ramos took NAL
zones smash and threw to
Courtney to force Buddin and
Courtney then threw to Eau
chin for a double play.
WESTINGHOUSE fouled
to Malone. Pearson took a
third strike. Sievers flied to
Stephens.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
ADVERTISEMENT.
People go to 30
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out how you can still apply for
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to help take care of final
expenses without burdening
your family.
You can handle the entire
transaction by mail with OLD
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No obligation. No one will call
on you!
Write today, simply giving
your name, address and year
of birth. Mail to Old American
Insurance Co., 3 West 9Th,
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Friendship Sets
Passenger Mark

BALTIMORE. April IA (PD.-
More passengers used Friend
ship International Airport dur
ing January, February and
March-88,318 of them-than
during any f1rst-quarter period
since the field opened eight
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
4 Arrested
In Series Of
orLootings

Police today said they have
solved a series of thefts from
cars that have been plaguing
the 14th precinct for the past
six weeks.
-Four men. arrested yesterday,
have been charged with petty
larceny and three juveniles
face Juvenile Court action.
Probationary Detective Harry
Noone said the gang has been
stealing tools, wheels and ac-
cessories from late-model cars.
Man Seen Taking Tire
One month ago, he said. a
witness saw a man take the
spare tire from a parked auto
and escape in another car with
Maryland tags. The witness
turned the license number over
to police and lookout was is
sued.
Fourteenth precinct Pvt
Charles j. Skirpan stopped the
car, driven by a juvenile. yes
terday on East Capitol street
near Eastern avenue because Of
q noisy mufiler. The juvenile
did not have the registration
and was taken TO the station
house.
Others Rounded Up
Police then matched the cars
tags with the lookout and
rounded UP the rest OF the
gang.
Detective Noone said up to
20 cases would be closed with
the arrests.
Charged with petty larceny
were John r. Parks. 10, colored,
OF the 200 block OF Fifty fourth
street NE; Paul Luckett. 20,
colored, Of the 100 block of
Sixtieth street, Fairmont
Heights; Ronald l.. Russell. %,
colored, of the 1900 block OF
East Capitol street, and Leo J.
Henson, 10, colored, of the East
Capitol street address
Henson was also charged
with grand larceny, he is ac-
cused Of taking a car into
Maryland and stripping it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Asthma Formula Prescribed
Most By Doctors -Ayailable
Now Without Prescription
Relief Lasts for Hours!

Primatene opens bronchial tubes,
loosens mucous congestion, relieves
taut nervous tension. All this with
out taking painful injections.
The secret is-Primatene combines
medicines Tin full prescription
strength) found most effective in
combination for asthma distress.
Each performs a special purpose.
So look forward to sleep at night
and freedom from asthma spasms
...get Primatene, at any drugstore.
Only 9St-money-back guarantee.
oIsSS. whitshall PharnaeaI Consaas
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Stops Attacks in Minutes

New York. N. Y. (sPeciaD- The asthma
formula prescribed more than any
other by doctors for their private
patients is now available to asthma
sufferers without prescription.
Medical tests proved this formula
stops asthma attacks in minutes and
gives hours of freedom from recur-
renee Of painful asthma spasms.
This formula is so effective that it
is the physicians leading asthma
prescription-so safe that now it can
be sold - ioithout prescription - in
tiny tablets called PrimateeS6.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
COLOR
Continued From First Page

Continued From First Page
Sherman Adams, presidential
assistant; Meade Alcorn, chair
man Of the Republican Na-
tional Committee; Col. Tom
Belshe. golfing partner from
Burning Tree; George E. Allen;
Robert v. Fleming, chairman of
the board Of Riggs National
Bank; Ralph Pittman. lawyer
and member of Burning Tree;
Col. G. Gordon Moore. his
brother in law: Maj. Gen.
Howard Snyder. the Presidents
physician; Calvin Griffith, Jim
Hagerty, and James Rowley.
head Of the White House secret
service.
There was pre-game rumor
that the Senators would trade
Lou Berberet or Clint Courtney
Tor Billy Console. reserve in
fielder with the Red Sox.
Courtney was a late switch IN
the Senators starting lineup,
subbing for Berberet.
The United States Army
Band made its entranc
through the Red Sox bullpen
promptly at l o'clock and
swung into the No. / on the
hit parade for the day, Take
Me Out to the Ball Game"
With the entrance of the
Army Band, Goldman's band,
which entertained the early
arrivals for the umpteenth
straight year. folded its chairs
and took regular seats.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Korea Trees to Soviet

TOKYO. April IA (P).-Com-
munist North Korea has sent
10000 fruit tree saplings to the
Soviet Union as a gift. Radio
Pyongyang said 5000 were
apple trees, the others peach
and pear.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
THE EVENING STAR, Washington, D. c. - A-19
years ago.

years ago.
The City Department of
Aviation said the figure COM
pared with 84.616 passengers
using the airport for the COM
parable period a year ago,
which had been the previous
record.
The increase came despite
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14

unusually bad weather in both
February and March that closed
the airport several days and
limited operations at other
times.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-04-14
Continued From First Page

he veered to Pearson because
the rockies hitting had i'm
pressed him in recent games.
Williams had been a doubt
full starter because OF a lame
left ankle. but those close to
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10

is flat without any round rings
to catch the solids and allow
them to burn. Another big help
is an aluminium cone on a sturdy
base - this enables you to strain
applesauce or tomato juice quick
ly and efficiently.
Good knives pay off too. Short
pairing knives with sharp edges
will cut hours off preparation
time. Never try substituting a long
knife for the short pairing knife
in food preparation. You'll tire
your hand and cut your efficiency
way down.
Some special gadgets are worth
mentioning here. The jar fun
mel, the jar litter, and the cherry
pitter are on this list. A curved
curing trough for corn is the
latest addition. 1t has a rounded
sharp blade to zip the kernels off
in record time.
Remember-be safe and speedy
doing your canning; use the right
equipment for the job.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10

Nearly 400 growers attended a
series of meetings held in the
general safflower growing area
last week and owe 900 express
ed an interest in growing the new
crop again next year, according
to Hannes A. Hallgrimson, Field
Agent for Pacific Oilseeds, Inc.
There are approximately 700
farmers growing safflower for
the job venture, Pacific Vege-
table Oil Corp. of California and
General Mills, Inc, of Minneapo-
lis.
DR.. Carl Claassen, president of
Pacific Oilseeds, Inc, discussed
the general crop picture and in
dictated the expected yields were
encouraging despite the unfavor-
able weather conditions, partic-
ularly the drought. At this time
it appears safflower will yield
comparatively well with other
crops in the area.
Major portion of the meetings
were spent discussing harvesting
delivery of the grain, and clear
ing up any questions relative to
the crop. DR.. Claassen emphasiz-
ed the importance of slowing the
cylinder speed on the combine to
between 500 and 700 RPM. On
the rasp bar cylinder the con-
caves should be lowered so that
you have one-half inch clear
ance in front and one-fourth inch
clearance in back. On a tooth
cylinder farmers should drop the
concaves down so the teeth bare
ly mesh. If these adjustments are
needed, farmers should have nc
difficulty.
Joe Smith, Secretary of Pa
cific Vegetable Oil Corp, discuss
ed future plans. He stated that
a processing plant will be erect
ed in the area providing farmers
are willing to grow enough acres
The acreage goal for 1859 will
be considerably higher than the
actual acres seeded in 1858. The
reasons for not building this year
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
YOUR
POST OFFICE
CORNER
BY X. G.. CARPENTER
Postmaster

Did any of you "old timers"
know Maggie Crossen, the first
postmaster of Sidney, appointed
October 22nd, 1888. If so please
let the writer know.
The following was taken from
a recent issue of the New York
Times under Topics.
What is a mere 4 cents, which
will carry a letter to any corner
of our great nation, when COM
pared to the cost of the Pony
Express, its glamour notwith-
standing? The Pony Express ran
from st. Joseph to Sacramento,
and it took ten and a half days
and seventy-five ponies for each
run. The charge was $500 for
half an ounce. In the civilized
East at about the same time a
letter weighing one ounce on a
single sheet of paper cost &c for
a journey of only thirty miles.
1t could be sent four hundred
miles for 25 cents. Yet our drive
for communication always has
been so strong that no Postage
rate ever diminished the output
of u letter writers. jefferson,
Adams, Franklin - each of them
took pen in hand with a regular
ity that has rarely been matched.
The bargain that we now n
JOY has resulted not only from
such chronological advancements
as a h~igh-speed transportation
system that carries our mail but
also from the ever-increasing
need for the postal system. 1t
has been a case of volume OPP
erations keeping prices down."
Writers comment: Did you
know that this fabulous, histori-
cal Pony Express operated only
10 months?
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
SMORGAsBORD!

Plans r now complete for the
long awaited Pella Lutheran
church which
will be held Tuesday, Septem-
Der %, in the church basement.
Serving will start at 4:30 p. m.
and continue until all are serv-
ed.
The Scandinavian ladies will
soon be busy preparing special
ties such as lefse, medisterpolse,
kringler and other old world
dishes. Eye-catching appetizers,
crisp, appealing salads, colorful,
tempting vegetables, brown juicy
meats, luscious side dishes, vari-
ETY. foods, and a tempting array
of breads and cookies will be
prepared by these food artists.
Tickets al be purchased from
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
A GOOD THING

Few of us get what we deserve,
for which most of us should be
thankful.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
ARMY HIT FOR OvERPAY

Comptroller General Joseph
Campbell has fired off a critical
blast at the Army for what he
called doing out too much money
to soldiers and their dependents.
he said there have been $24, 00O,-
600 in overpayments the past
two years. Campbell put the
blame on basic weaknesses in
the military pay and allowance
system.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
Richey
BY Helen Haonson

Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Caster
line entertained at a reunion of
the Milne and McQueston fami-
lies at their home on Sunday.
Houseguests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Alvin Deckert the past five weeks
were her brother, Benjamin Sa-
watsky, missionary from India,
and her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Friesen Sawatzky of Mountain
Lake, MINI.
Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin Schwartz
and children left Monday for
Dickinson, N. D., where Mr.
Schwartz has enrolled at the
State Teachers College for the
next two quarters.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. N. Butterfielo
returned home from Helena Fri
day where they had visited their
son and daughter, Warren But
terrified and family, and Mrs.
Perry Royse and family for the
past ten days.
The Fred Gallison family had
as their guests last week, Mr.. and
Mrs. Eugene Miller and three
children from Hammond, Ind.
Bridget Donohoe celebrated her
85th birthday by inviting a num-
Der of her friends in for coffee,
cake and ice cream.
Lowell Miller of Cedar Falls,
Iowa, surprised his aunt and un-
Gle, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Callison
with a visit Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Cooper and
family drove to Wolf Point Sun
day where they visited Mr.. and
Mrs. Jake Naasz.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
Meetings Held by
Saffower Growers

were, first, the actual seeded
acres were insufficient and, sec
ond, the drought in the major
growing area reduced expected
tonnage. Mr.. Smith emphasized
the importance of sufficient ton
mage to operate a crushing plant
economically. These meetings in
Dictated a definite continued in
terest in the crop and, if the
acreage is attained, a processing
plant will be constructed in 1859.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10

You may not agree with every
thing you hear in any church, but
you will agree with most of it,
and that's a pretty good batting
average for these days and times.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
THE SIDNEY HERALD ~
Wednesday, Sept. 10, 1883 4

Mrs. Eta Thogersen at the yell
lowstone Mercantile, Ladies Aid
President Mrs. Harry Mikelson,
Miss Selma Evjen at Cutie Curl
or any Pella Ladies Aid member.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
WAY BEHIND

America lags way behind the
world. We have school kids ten
years old who don't even know
how to thrust a bayonet. - Buff
falo News.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10

Did you know a hick town is
where, if you see a girl dining
with a man old enough to be her
father - he is?
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10
NOT A WORD

The man didn't say a word
when they ran over his cat with
a steam roller. Just stood
there with a long puss. - The
Cobweb, N. Y.
The Sidney herald., 1958-09-10

Take care of your health and
your health will take care of you.