The Chapel Hill weekly., 1958-11-06
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BY Billy Arthur

Stories about drunks are legion and until the other
day l thought the oftenreprinted letter about the
fellow pouring the contents of bottle down the drain
was the best ever read
Now comes the current issue of Parts Pup with
"Hic of Letter" which doubtless will get place in
all the jokebooks. Although like to stick close by Cha
pei Hill for the content of this space this time let
share masterpiece with you. 1t follows:
Dear Bud:
Well, about this time of the year usually take
moment write few letters my friends; the time
when remember all the good things, and indulge my
self to the extent of getting sentimental
1t is blustery evening, but here in my den, it's
cozy and comfortable I'm sitting before nice open fire
with my typewriter sort of half listening to the radio
and slowly slipping nice very dry martini only wish
you here, but since you not, the least
do is to toast your health and happiness time out
Old pal while bend my elbow to you
just took time out to mix anather martini and
%hile out in the kitchen thought of all the time
would waste this evening if went out to mix another
drink every in while, just made up big pche
Of martins and brought it back with me so I'D hav it
rgh heer besideme and wouldn't hav to vast time max
Of them. So i'm all set and here goes Be
sides martins a garde drink. Fore some eson
they neyereee to affec the slightest Can drink
them all day long so here b oes.
The greatest thing in tie whole wokid is frenship
Andebelieve be pal you the greatets pa anybody
eyerha DO you remembre all the swell time had to-
gether pa??H The wonderful goff match I'll
forget the time yo put the dead skunk in my golf bag
ha ha Boy how we laughed ddn Never did get the
St inkout ouut Of it. Bit it pretty funny anyway
still Taught about it in whole Not as muhc as |
used TO- But what the heck and after all you are still
the besst old pal and if guy cannt have aughg
good treu friend ono in whel what the heel
Dam pitcher is Imply | JUS wentout and ma de
anotherone and sure wisch you hear oil pal to
help me drink these maratomi becauss they simply
deluociu IN. Pard me Will f my flass to you good
heaahth oncemroe becauss you the best pal go
Off cours Why pal would do dirty thinb lick putting
skunk IN mother pals flaff bagg i'm damb if kno.
That was a lOusi thing for anybody tod0 and only
first cas hee doul d it. adm adam bit funney.
Still stnkks add if you thinkinkit Ga funney your a
dirty lous anasd fare 9m concerned 700 en- plum
TO he'll and stya there dirty ous. To hell with you
There's need 10 worry about what will become
or today's young people. They'll get old and worry
about what will become Of young people.
diplomat is a man who engineers the country
from danger after he's engineered the danger
Women Inconsistent They fuss at husbands for
coming home at the hour they used to leave while
courting
Economists in saying a mans wages have lost
almost half their value in the last years Mine total
ly disappeared last weekend.
Our children favor a third party They won't vote
Republican because Sherman Adams took 10 minutes
OF the Popeye TV program to resign, and they won't
vote Democratic because Paul Butler used up 10 minutes
OF lowdy Doody to reply.
The scientific inventions can do almost every
thing IN house except make home out Of it.