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BY PERCY GREENE

PARISH STREET SATURDAY
NIGHT: | used to here 'em wise
cracking up and down this Ole Ave-
nue., BUDDY, DON'T LET 1T GIT
YOU DOWN, and since | don't
hear 'em saying it much here-lately
| heard one of the old timers tell
ing story which brought it back
to me, which is why Pm bringing
it up here cause all this here lead
ership business and propaganda
what Aine Haggar's Chillun is git
ting now is more likely to git 'em
down, than git 'em up, as l heard
one fellow say, but that don't have
nuffen to do with the story | was
bout to tell cept'n maybe in ONE
way, and that is eff you keep on
telling yourself something you will
start to believing it, even eff it amt
true which is "self-propaganda,"
which is jess as bad as propaganda
being throwed at you by somebody
who calls themself trying to do
you some good No where's
the story what l heard that caused
me to bring all this up, while l
was setting down eating my fish
and drinking my beer when one Of
the members of the tribe was
'splaining by example how propa-
ganda acts. AS he says, there
was fellow who was crazy about
White Horses but didn't have one
then after he'd done made up
his mind he started to going around
telling folks about the big fine
horse that he was gwine to git .
he kept on telling like dat until
he branched out a little and start
ed to telling all of 'em dat didn't
know better about the big fine
White Horse he had until he
got 'flicted wild his own propa-
ganda, and one day when it had
got 'em show-nuff he went down
town and bought his-self one of
the finest saddles that could be
bought and toted it home, and when
his wife looked up and saw him
wild de saddle on his back she
thought he had gone crazy, not
knowing muffin bout propaganda,
and soon as he git near enough
she ups and says, My Gawd, Man,
wherein de debil is you gwine wild
all that fine saddle, and when he
tell her he bought it for his fine
White Horse she most drops dead
cause where they was living at,
there was no horse, and no horse
barn, but it wasn't tell she axes
him where is your horse at until
he wakes-up and finds that he'd
been lying to everybody else so
long wild his propaganda until he
believed it hisself and bought the
saddle before he got the horse.
Moral of the story for Aine Hag-
CARS Chillun is don't let the prop
uganda you hyar git you down
SOMETHING THAT MADE NE
LAFF: That story they're tellin
about certain Parish Street ladies
man who fills up lotta big named
jewelry store boxes with wool
worth trinklets in order to make
his means provide Christmas pres
ents for his many girl friends ..
ADVOCATE VISITOR: Among
the visitors to our office during
the past few days was Enos Waters
City Editor of the Chicago Defend
er, who is on a tour of twenty
states to get more realistic and
first hand view of the situation
arising out of the drive for inte-
grafton.
SHE COULD MAKE 1T: Of all
the school girl singers we've heard,
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1958-12-20

''ar contributions Received TO Date $91231
and supporters of the Negro Christmas Club are
urgently requested to send contribution provide baskets
more than thousand INDECENT citizens The
OF the community neighbors help
We are TO meet this challenging support with
tne appeal from the Negro Club Total
thus far If tho
uh heeoeo TO meet the responsibility the Won't
Us raise tne necessary funds? You do this mailing in
ceck To-Day Only fourteen days which to raise
go 'o~- '"ppoi'
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the desire to give them the better
care they can get in the United
States.
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SHE COULD MAKE 1T: Of all
the school girl singers we've heard,
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1958-12-20

SOMETHING THAT MADE ME-
LAFF: That story they're tellin
about a certain Parish Street ladies
man who fills up a lotta big named
jewelry store boxes with wool
worth trinklets in order to make
his means provide Christmas pres
ents for his many girl friends g.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1958-12-20

ADVOCATE VISITOR: Among
the visitors to our office during
the past few days was Enos Waters
City Editor of the Chicago Defend
err, who is on tour of twenty
states to get a more realistic and
first hand view of the situation
arising out of the drive for inte
grafton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24

WEATHER FORECASTI will be mild tonight from the VrginiaS
Southern New England and cooler in the Plains Rockies and Upper
Mississippi Valley Showers hundom expected in Western
Pennsylvania Southeast Florida the Panhan
die northeast to the Upper Mississippi Valley and the Upper LakeAP
Wrephoto Map.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
BY FORREST EDWARDS
Associated Press stan Writer

QUEMoY, Sept. 24.--Min-
tary installations on besieged
Quemoy show surprisingly little
damage considering it has
been pounded with more than
$4,000 artillery shells in q
month.
Most installations are solid
ly and deeply dug in. High ex-
plosive bursts just dust OF the
top of bunkers and fighting
positions carved into the sides
of cliffs and hills.
The supply situation appears
to be far from critical, although
Nationalist officers admit they
are using up more than is be-
ing brought in by sea convoy
and air drop.
Ammunition Adequate
At one artillery position. FIR
ing counter battery against
Red guns near Annoy, no short
age of ammunition was appar-
ent. A 5O-yard trench leading
to the l55-mm. gun emplace-
ment had seven well stocked
caches of shells. other larger
stocks of ammunition are
stored underground nearby.
The artillery unit commander
said the problem was not one
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
Ammunition Adequate
ChiungAid AirIift
Up by 50 Pct.

TRAVIS AIR FORCE BASE,
Calf, Sept. "a (AP).-The
Military Air Transport Service
has increased its Pacific airlift
so per cent since September
in a Speedup of American mill
tary aid to the Chinese Ma
tionalists.
Mai. Gen. Russell L. Wal
dron, chief of MATS Western
Transport Air Force headquar-
tiers at this base so miles north
east of San Francisco, made
that announcement yesterday
He added that initial de-
mands in connection with the
present Formosa crisis have
already been met, but ADDED
that the size of his force 81
four engine transports and
passenger planes will remain
large for the foreseeable future
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24

District and vicinity-Con-
sidefably cloudy and not as
cool tonight, low about So.
Variable cloudinesS and some
what warmer tomorrow.
Virginia-Partly cloudy and
not as cool tonight; low, 57-65.
Some cloudiness and a little
warmer Thursday.
Maryland-Partly cloudy and
not quite as cool tonight; low
in the lower Cos near the bay
and in the sos elsewhere. PART
ly cloudy and a little warmer
Thursday; high, 1885,
Lower Potomac and Chesa-
peake Bay = Light southerly
winds tonight will become
southerly at 1913 miles per
hour tomorrow. Partly cloudy.
Visibility clio miles.
Five-Day Forecast for
Washington and Vicinity
September 1923
Temperatures will average 4
to 8 degrees above normal
Washington normals for the Pc
Rod are rs and 81. Warm to-
morrow and Friday, becoming
cooler Sunday and Monday
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
Girl Slayer, IA,
Gets $40 Years

AUBURN, Me-, Sept. "a (APl
year old Sandra
Knowlton was sentenced to 5
to 10 years in prison yesterday
for the Staying Of a Lewiston
policeman. She greeted the
sentence with a smile and
thank you"
She was convicted Of man.
slaughter Saturday in the death
Of patrolman Paul Simard, 49,
year-old father of two, last July
q. She had been charged with
murder.
The girl admitted during her
trial that she fired several shots
while being sought by police
neighbors and family on that
day. However, she said she did
not mean to hit anyone, simply
scare them off so she wouldn't
be returned to her home which
she fed after a family argu-
ment.
In the courtroom yesterday
were Sandra's mother, Rosetta
mother of two other children
and her father, Everett.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
Foreign ENJOYS Fear
Red Chino Will Fight

ready TO give the kind of sup
port to the Chinese Communists
this time with subs-it pro-
vided in Korea with MICS.
privileged Sanctuary"
The nationality of the SUBJ
marine crews would be hidden
and the subs would have q
privileged sanctuary in the
Vladivostok area.
American military sources
however, are confident the
United States Navy could deal
effectively with any sub force
the Communists use.
American leaders still favor
the theory that Red China doe:
not intend to push the Formosa
crisis to a war with the United
States. They suspect the Soviet
Union is restraining Peipine
despite the harsh tone and pub
lie assurances Of support COM
ing from Moscow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
The Sun and Moon

Inc Sun anu UUUn
Rises Sets
Sun, today, 6:57a.m. 7:02 pm.
Sun. tomorrow 1888 am. 7:01 pm.
Moon, today SIG am, $3.50 pm.
Automobile lights must be turned on
one-hah hour after sunset.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
TODAY'S WEATHER REPORT

Showers or thunderstorms FRI
day and possibly Saturday to-
falling five to eight tenthS Of
an inch.
Pollen Count
The D. c. Medical Society's
ragweed pollen count for the
"a hours ending at 9 am. today
is Is grains per cubic yard Of
River Report
(From q. 8. Engineers)
Potomac River clear at HarpeFs
Ferry and clear at Great Falls:
Shenandoah clear at Harpers Ferry
Temperatures for Yesterday
tReading Washington National Airportl
Midnight ----62 Noon ------74
sam. So SPIN. 70
Record Temperatures This Year
Highest, e5, on July and 81.
Lowest, B. on February II.
High and Low Of Last "a Hours
High rs, at 1850 pm.
Low 81, at BIS am.
Tide Tables
FURNISHED by the United States Coast
and Geodetic Survey
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
Parachute Food

The Nationalist parachuted
food and other supplies in dur
ing the night, but no ship con-
voys had arrived by early after
noon.
A Nationalist spokesman said
considerable supplies were be-
ing landed almost daily by shir
but added that I'VE must make
still greater improvement" The
cargo reaching the offshore Is
land by air drop and sea convoy
is not enough to replace daily
expenditures, officers said.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
BY EARL II. vOSS
star star Writer

Many foreign diplomats in
Washington are less confident
than their American counter
parts that Communist China
intends to avoid war with the
United States in the Formosa
Strait.
These sources, impressed by
the propaganda campaign Pei
ping has conducted among its
people, say the Reds are heav-
lily committed TO taking over
the Quemoy and Matsu islands
in the near future-as well as
Formosa in a less definite, far
thereof future.
Once heavily committed II
will be extremely difficult for
the Communist China leaders
to back down, the diplomats
declare.
Another aspect Of the For
mosa crisis which impresses
some embassies here more than
it seemingly does American Of
ficials is the buildup Of Soviet
submarine strength in the Pa
cific.
Large Fleet Based
Besides II submarines which
the Soviet Union repeatedly has
turned over to the Chinese
Communists, there is said to be
a larger fleet of Soviet subs
based at Vladivostok. Closing
of Peter the Great Bay off ST.
IBERIA some months ago is be-
lieved to have been connected
with the massing Of this fleet.
One intelligence report passed
on to American military officials
recently estimates the Russions
have between 100 and $50 Of
their submarines available in
the Pacific.
1t is possible, some believe
that the Soviet Union stand,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24

of immediate supply needs but
replenishment of ammunition
and other supplies being used
daily in order to keep this fort
ress ready to repel a possible
invasion attempt.
There was evidence Of the
improving supply situation
when / arrived with the first
planeload of correspondents al
lowed to visit Quemoy since
newsmen were barred Septem-
Der is.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
THE FEDERAL SPOTLIGHT
Postal Transport Unit
Repeats RocioI Ban
By JOSEPH YOUNG

The AFLCIO National Postal Transport Association has
voted drop against Negro membership in the union
76-to-29 the unions biennial convention in
Kansas CITY, No. was than enough for the twohirds
majority needed repeal the NPTA "caucasans only clause
in its constitution.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24

ard and as the unions public
relations director, is resigning
to join the news staff Of the
AFL-CIO. Dave has won several
national AFL-CIO awards for
his work as AFGE editor.
FBI OVER THE TOP-In Its
first day of fund solicitation
for the United Givers Fund. the
Federal Bureau Of Investiga-
ton exceeded its SAG, $50 quota.
FBI employees pledged a total
of $52,238.
s"tA II 4
WOMEN IN GOVERNMENT
Women in Government are
making gains all the time-both
in numbers and in better and
more important assignments.
This was the keynote Of the
speech last night by Bertha
Adkins, Undefsecretary Of
Health, Education and We'll
fare, at a dinner meeting Of
the Society for Personnel Ad-
ministration.
"a big majority are doing
clerical and related work; but
even though slowly. women are
lfroging ahead in winning rec
ignition on the policy-making
level and in the professional
and semi-profesSional fields"
Miss Adkins observed. An in
crease in the last two groups
is especially noted since World
War II, she added.
4 4
| CAPITAL ROUNDUP - The
! Bureau of Naval Personnel has
presented the following superior
accomplishment awards for out
standing performance: Harold
Breedlove. Alfred Dubiel, Victor
Fields, Paul Frantz, Sidney
FRIEDMAN. Wilfred eau, VIII
kmarth Gillette, Clara Gumz
Louise Hamaker, John Missy,
Matte Joyner, Albert Kenyon
Anita Kilt, Shirley Klaren,
Christine hobart. Josephine
Kresovich. Nelmi Laakko, Fran
ces Lightfoot, Violet Lowder,
Ards Martinson, Allen May
den, Bonnie Mayo, Ida Nc
Dewitt. Laverne Miller, Frances
Minton, Jean Molano, Eden
Nootenboom, Wilhelmina Phe-
Ian. David Price, Katherine
Rebholtz, Fernand Robenhy-
mer, Malinda Saunders, Helen
Sehlaikjer, Josephine Seely,
Beatrice Skaggs, Wendell Slade,
Vera Smeal, Mary Smider,
Courtney Smith, Emily Smith
Marilyn Smith, Marion john
son Smith, Olga Sopcisak
! Joseph Sumby, James Thomp-
kins. Dolores Turner, Lloyd Van
Horn, James Whitaker, Charles
4 White ana Merlene Wilson. !.
The National Science FOunda-
ton has given outstanding per-
Torrance ratings to Mrs. Mild
red Beall, Rosa Keats and Mrs.
Lizabeth Tunnicliff. The
Federal Housing Administrator
has presented 15-yeaf service
awards to Dorothy Aaronson
Nicholas Abbott, Frances Abney,
Stacy Adams, Doris Akerley,
Fannie Akers, Constance Allen,
SalIie Allen, E. Paul Allison,
Joseph Alverez, Vincenzo Anna
tucci, Helen Anna Anderson,
Don Anderson, Sallie Anderson,
James Arcaro, Fay Aronin,
Bessie Arlington, J. Guy Ar
rington, Flossie Atkinson. C. r
Baechler, Alice Bailey. George
Bailey, jr., Josephine Balhnger,
Antha Barber, Stephen Barker,
IN. Mortimer Barley, Mayme
Barlow, Alma Anderson Barnes
Jean Barnes. More names in
future columns.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24


ers, Paul Magic, president, and
Wallace Legge, industrial Sec
rotary, who since taking office
more than two years ago have
sought to allow Negroes to be-
come members Of the union,
which is one Of the big three
postal employe groups in the
AFL-cIO. a
It also provides 4 shot in the
arm for the NPTA. which has
lost membership recently Der,
cause of the closing Of var
ious transportation terminals.
There are thousands Of Negroes
in the postal service who now
become eligible to join the
NPTA.
The AFL-CIO, at the NPTA's
convention in San Francisco
two years ago, warned the
group to amend its constitu-
ton and allow Negroes to be-,
come eligible for membership
or face possible expulsion from
the parent organization. But
despite Mr.. Nagle's and Mr..
Legge's herculean efforts, the
move to change the constitution
failed of the two-thirds major
ity by one vote.
Far from discouraged, Mr..
Nagle and Mr.. Legge mapped
plans for another fight at the
convention this year. And yes
terday they were successful in
having the constitution changed
to allow Negroes membership
in the group. Most of the
Southern delegates who voted
against the change accepted
defeat gracefully and said they
would remain in the organiza-
ton. Several have threatened
to pull out.
4 ***
PAYROLL DEDUCTIONS
Meanwhile, Mr.. Maggie, in his
keynote speech to the NPTA.
said Federal and postal en-
ploye unions should have the
same privileges as insurance
companies in the matter of
employe payroll deductions.
The Government should in
stigate a voluntary union dues
checkoff system for postal and
Federal employees who are mem
bers of unions, the same as it
checks off taxes, retirement de-
auctions and life insurance
premiums from eniploye pay.
checks, Mr.. Maggie said.
Declaring that "soon there
also will be disqualification de-
auctions withheld" Mr.. Nagle
added, "the surest way for the
administration to show its de-
sire for good, relations with
Federal employee Organizations
Is to authorize for postal and
Federal employee unions the
same privileges granted to phi
waite insurance companies"
4
NO PAY RAISE--Both Mr..
Magic and Mn. Legge asked that
a proposal to increase associa-
ton officers salaries be shelyed,
saying that higher salaries
would force an increase in
union dues. Mr.. Nagle's salary
is Sl1,500 a year. Other mar
tional officers get $4,000.
The proposal was introduced
because all postal employees re-
Gently received a 10 per cent in
crease. Delegates voted to raise
the $3.50 a month dues to So
anyway. but the extra money
will go into benefit funds.
y y 4 X
DEPARTURE David Perl
man, who has done an excellent
Job as editor of the American
Federation of Government En-
ploye's The Government Stand
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1958-09-24
Quemoy Bases lntuct
Despite Heavy Smelling

Associated Press Correspondent
Forrest Edwords returned to Que
moy today with the first group Of
newsmen to visit the islond since
September IS.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1958-02-21
IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK
1899 - TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO - 1898

1888 - TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO - 1888
A G. Kup Carrie Thompson former below
North Oak Street London schools
4 I s.M
FEBRUARY 20 Strayer Madison County Probate
Judge appointed Union Township by
from Detroit caught here some
valuable whskey $500 fines and
released from county JAIL
FEBRUARY West jefferson
built destroyed by fire Loss es
mated between $11 600 and $4,000.
FEBRUARY % London Masons fine Temple just four
after old club destroyed by fire.
FEBRUARY "a Margaret Cunnnfs beauty shop IN
London
FEBRUARY when nothing good 1t used
growing DID, from the Town Tater Of John
Murray and Son, West jefferson umberrnen.
1s4s TEN YEARS - ts4s
FEBRUARY Spring Like weather with
of SO for London 81
FEBRUARY 20 - Clyde Thomas well known London ronbon
Neil Columbus Both had
played AL Fields Minstrel orchestra and had each 9TH
since they left the many years before
FEBRUARY q An 1852 dollar gold piece found by Joe Bryan
started remodeng floor inBryans Ark South Main
Street, London S.
% Wheelers greenhouse LondonJefferson Pike,
destroyed BY fire Loss between SIS ooo and $4,000
Ralph W. Avis assistant superintendent London
Prison Farm named acting warden at Ohio Pententary
FEBRUARY "a Sam Rhodes 49, London killed when
truck is struck by westbod train New York Central
at Oak Street crossing.
FEBRUARY 25 Hume complete of
and Hume Hardware store Purchases interest of late
Anderson.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1958-02-21
South Charleston
Green Leaf Club
Entertained Bv
Mrs. c. EutsIer
BY Mrs. N. T. Nelson
HO 2-S5O2

Mrs. Charles Eutsler was hostess
to members of the Green Leaf
Garden Club in her home on
Wednesday evening, Feb. 18th.
Mrs. Eutsler was assisted by her
granddaughter. Miss Betty Ross.
Members present were: Mrs. w. A.
Cochran, Mrs John Hodge, Mrs.
Richard Hodge, Mrs, Alfred Call,
Mrs. Alfred Cason, Mrs. Ora Cat
tie, Mrs. John Blankenship, Mrs.
Roy Secrist, Mrs. Edward Saun-
der, Mrs. Charles Pream, Miss
Olive Pream, Mrs. Archie Hart
and the hostesses.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Mattinson
and son of Mount Vernon were
weekend guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Alfred Weisheirner and Mr.. and
Mrs. E c. Mattinson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gene Bandy en-
tertained the Homemakers Glass
of the Methodist Church In their
home Sunday evening, February
18th.
Mr.. Harry Fast executive head
Of the Southeastern School Dis
trict was in Columbus Thursday
where he attended the Admins
traitors clinic which was held at
Ohio State University.
DR.. and Mrs. c. D. McIntire as
sisted by Mrs. Martin Barber,
Mrs. Mariefnma Gilbert and Mr..
and Mrs. Wilson Heskett, Jr. en-
tertained the members of the PY-
ADS of the Presbyterian Church
In their home on. Sunday evening,
February 9th.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1958-02-21
e OUR
'(ElL TOWN
Viewpoints
And
Variations

The trouble with arguing with fool is that an In
nocent by-stander can't tell who's who
And ALWAYS remember that, if you're SCISSORS
grinder, things at their best when they are oun
youre on the right road brother when the going is
up hill all the way.
great many people great deal smarter tnan
they look. This is good thing
Marital devotion is best explained by the good wife
who knts her husband sweater and by the gooo nusao
who wears it.
About the ony difference betaoeem the oldashsoned
d,eno ana the modern rach-type house is that the at
ter has the and second story on the fst toor
think it was Joe E. Lewis who said ;: There's one
thing you can't buy with money-povertys
playboy is usually an old geezer who has grown
too old to play!
and more evident that the noessentas will become more
and more essential "do-t-yourself kit will become
must. Otherwise, we will all be bored to death
The reason most parents worry about buying
for Junior is because may only last him the rest of his
life.
Worst excuse pCe've heard in months came from
vonan WhO had Just been arrested for drUrg SO ieS
per hour Said she to the arreting officer 1T agds this
Uay ny tires are thin and Just trying to get home
before they gaze out!
Sinners about the only people left who haven't
strike hgner wages AHu we lcei Soly
for people who love money much that they marry It,
We have observed that most who get rich quick
y do by getting money from people who want to get
rich quickly.
A cotnty questioning tough-looking
youngster. "Who your father? the nurse asked.
"Aint got no father" said the youth.
''WeU then aOho is your tother? the persisted.
IL amt had mother" said the youth.
"For goodness sake! Then h0aO you b0rn?'
War replied the youth, II guess it because
no-Good played dirty trick on my otntP'
Overheard in a manhole this bit MANY a
is driven to drink but the trouble starts when he trs
to drive away from it!'
From the looks of the necklines dresses today
see no reason why most need to carry pocket
books.
About once each year like to mention the one
about the who entered the saloon optmisticaly and
out misty opticaly!