Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-03-29

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places beside Lenin, Stain ct
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APPLICATION
Young man applying for a
job had answered such ques-
tions as do you smoke? Do
you drink" and do you go
out with girls? ?" all in the neg
ative. Big wheel then asked,
Don't you have any vices p
To which our hero answered,
"Only one-I tell lies!"
RUBBER
Rubber does many things
for us in everyday life but one
of the best things about it is
that women take up less space
on the bus.
LIVING
Tell a kid, go to your
room!" and he doesn't COM
plain a whit any more. Why
should he with a TV set be-
side the bed?
INCOME
This is the time of year
when many man ponders the
difference between his net in
come and his gross habits.
And the reason they call it
met" income is because 50
rnuch If it gets arvav through
the holes in the budget.
STATISTIC
In the past 20 generations
your forebears number 1,04S,-
SIG. No wonder your person
ality is so complex.
? I? I?
Beware! 1t was man in the
East who said, Go West,
young man. And it was not a
tailor who said,, "A stitch in
times saves nine!"
SLOGAN
They said he couldn't do IT..
He Just smiled and boldly
tackled the iob-and found
out that he couldn't do it,"
TRUTH
One Long Hop say MAN
who stick noggin in lions
mouth end up with holes in
headw
NEWSPAPER STUFF
Newspaper paragraph saws
that More than 6-billion ci-
gars were smoked in the u. S.
last year, mostly by males"
Now this statement has GER
tain undertones which are
more than a little disturbing.
In the first place, it appears
that some of the girls in this
great nation are secretly puff
ing on the weed in the privacy
of boudoirs or perhaps in
smoke-filled attics. Cigar
smoking females are not a
familiar sight nor even a sight
of any kind in this country al
though some European women
do smoke cigars. Thoughts of
wry implication rush to our
heads as we contemplate the
Busy Hour Needle and Thin
BILE Club in executive session,
Picture bathing beauty in all
her unadorned glory lighting
a Peter Ibold as she emerges
from the brinyi Behold Grand
ma Moses putting on Wheel
ing stogie as she dips brush in
vividness! But what has
brought this thing about?
American women love liber-
ty, It's true, but they (every
cute. little old one of 'em) alb
soIutely worship independence.
They drive racing cars, climb
mountains, skin dive (?),
make speeches, wear pants. go
fishing and even wrestle is it
not possible. then, that they
have decided to make yet an
other inroad into mans do
main?
Television is smartlv sIID-
rorted nv bea~ hladoe ord 80
flip-top box. It is within sanity
to estimate that should the
cigar companies induce women
to smoke perfectos that we
will soon see tattooed beauties
blowing great clouds of Ha-
vana into your living rooms.
Yea, Is it not possible that
your Aunt Penelope may yet
order her Corona-Coronas
from Sir Winston's nicotine
purveyor
The possibilities are RAM
pant. We foresee the dav when
Antony & CLEOPATRA will be-
come simply His & Hers" r.
C. Dun will at long last marry
and the results will be Mrs.
r. G. Dun. White Owl will
evolve as Pink Parakeet.
Secretaries will meet in the
drug store for coffe7 and
/ broad leaf. And so it goes!
LAST WORD
/ And speaking of women -.
scientists say that an Eskimo
woman is old at 40 and that
American women are not so
old at 40. Matter of fact,