Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-02-08
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REPEAT

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our boys think that girls don't
have explosive temperments
just try dropping one
sometimer"
auH2
Keeping up with the Jone-
ses may have a lot of draw
backs, sure, but it makes lot
of business for the money
lenders.
TRUE
An ordinary man charges
his mistakes up to experience.
A really smart guy cashs IN
on EN-!
NEW IDEAS
Several new ideas that have
come out lately are very orr
ginal and useful too. We note
that one firm advertises a
"first-aid kit for do-it-your-
self addicts." Another offers
pot-holders with magnets in
side that stick right to the
stove. But one of the most
useful is a product called
Magic Stump Remover. This
is a canned liquid which can
be poured directly on ny
stump and which will cause
speedy decomposition right
down to the roots.
Purely for the whimsical set
is a miniature scales to be
placed inside a bird-cage so
that you can weigh your cam
ary or whatever. Another is a
brass knocker for the outside
of your bathroom door which
has the word Hurry" inscrib-
ed thereon. And in the really
"m-a-a-d" category is a
miniature imitation shrunken
head" with which you can
horrify the children and timid
old people.
OUGHT
And then there's the one
about the old colonel down at
the Pentagon who got trans
ferred to Alaska becau use
someone found out that he
thought that SHAPE head
quarters were in Atlantic City.
MODERN AGE
The thing that makes try
ing to take care of a wife and
kids so tough these days is
trying TO keep the government
from taking care of you.
VIEWPOINT
1t was sweet, sexy, simple
Sue who remarked the other
day, II have lost all con-
fidence in men! Everytime
90 to a dance with one | catch
my boyfriend out with my
dates girlfriend!'
HUMAN NATURE
Not long ago a New York
merchant advertised two iden-
tical pairs of shoes in the
newspaper. In heavy type be-
low he used the following
wording: There is absolutely
NO difference between these
shoes. One pair is priced at
S6.95, and the other at $l2.95.
We will sell you these shoes
at the price you want to pay.
Three out of four women
who bought the shoes insisted
on the $12.95 price since they
suspected some sort of trick
cry.
LOST
Heard about a fellow who
was run down, weak and al
ways late for work. Boss MOTTO
ed this and told our hero about
some new sleeping pills and
suggested that he take some.
Our boy bought some and
slept like baby for the first
time in years even aWoke
before the alarm went off.
Rested and full of pep, when
he got to the office, he drop
ned in to see the boss. Slept
great and was the first man
here this morning" he said
cheerily. Boss grunted and re-
piled, That's just great, Feeb-
ledorster, but where in the
hell were you yesterday"
oUTGo
And if a lot of you men
wonder what your wife does
with the grocery money just
stand sideways in front of a
mirror.
QUOTE
This years donation to the
Polio Fund is the one to which
YOU should give your heaviest
contribution ever. DR.. Jonas r.
Salk, developer of the Salk
vaccine said recently !.
~There need be little if any
polio in the United States this
wear If all potential ictims
are vaccinated."
TIT?
The most exhaustirg exer-
else in the whole world is ex-
erting the will-power
LAST WORD
The reaction is satisfaction
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