Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-06-07
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LOVE
Any young lady is able to
tell when her boy friend is
about to pop the question
there's a ring in his voice!
POLICE
Woman called the police and
said her husband was missing.
Officer asked for description
of the errant spouse and the
woman said, We'll, he's about
five feet four, has scrawny red
hair, pot belly, drinks like a
fish and has a red nose, slikes
blondes best but will go out
with anything, hates work,
and oh, the devil with
him! l hope he stays lost!
JOKE
Heard about a local man
who bought new car that
had a terrible rattle in one of
the doors. Bolts were tighten
ed, screws adjusted and hing
es oiled but to no avail. Final
ly, the garage mechanic took
the door apart and found pop
bottle with a note inside which
said, $50 you finally found it,
PoLLYTickS
Golf and politics don't mix.
Ike can slice ball better than
budget.
WLMMiN
Our idea of sophistication is
woman who can walk calm
ly to a ringing telephone.
AGE
A person who says that
youth is just state of mind is
not in a just state of mind.
INVENTION
Inventor has perfected an in
strument that will make a
hole so small that it would
take 120 years for a thimble-
full of air to leak through.
However, this tiny hole would
mt stop gossips hearing or a
peeping-tom's eyeball.
FACT
Keeping man in the gar
den would be. a lot easier if
there were some way to keep
him from digging up fishing
worms.
SCIENCE
Automation may spec
things up but it won't change
the fact that the button which
does the most will get pushed
more often.
FACTS OF LIFE
A preacher was reprimand-
ing a man for working at the
office on Sunday. Said the
minister: Nov, you'll have to
remember that up in Heaven
there isn't any buying or SELL
ing-credit or billing. You
can't do business in Heaven"
Man thought this over a
short minute and replied,
well, Reverend, if you could
take a look at my books you'd
see that amt where my bus
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ELEPHANTiTis
Big old elephant walked
through jungle-full of pep
and feeling his vitamins. Chan
cling to meet up with little
mouse, the elephant threw out
his chest and trumpeted great
ly. Then, looking down at the
mouse with disdain, he asked,
'How now there, little mouse!
Why aren't you as big as
ann" Mouse flexed his flabby
little arms and replied, in the
tiniest of voices, "I've been
sick!"
HOLY MATRiMoNy
The honeymoon is over,
brother, when the little wom-
an starts complaining about
the noise you make when
cooking your own breakfast.
OVERHEARD
Overheard in a manhole was
thiS ouin "He'S the kind
of guy who would help vote
a town dry and then MOVE"
OUCH!
Policeman stopped a fight
outside telephone booth. In
quiring of one. of the partici-
pants, the cop was told II was
in the phone booth talking to
my girl and this guy came up
and yanked me out!" Cop said,
$50 you popped him one, eh?"
mot right then but I did after
he went back and yanked her
out tool"
TuRNABouT
The Lone Ranger and his
side-kick, Tonic, were being
pursued by 5000 raging Ara
pahos. Suddenly, over a hill
came 1000 Apaches. Turning
to the left they met 5000 yell
ing Comanches. Swinging right
they encountered H. 900 blood
thirsty Sioux. Said the Lone
Ranger, well, it looks like
they've finally got us this
timer Said Tonto, Where do
you get that us stuff, white
boy?"
LAST WORD
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