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Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-01-01
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"a 40TWhl
KID STUFF
Daddy, what is a sweater
girl?" asked little Penrod. Pop
thought moment and replied.
why it's girl who works in
sweater factory-where in
the world did you get that
question ?" Little Penrod bri-
ghtly countered, Pop, where
in the world did you get that
answers"
HUMNN!
Not all books have happy
endings-take check books for
instance!
LIFE
It's probably a good thing
that happiness can't be bought
otherwise we suspect that
everyone would complain a.
bout the price tag.
FACT
You are only young once but
we notice that some people in
sist upon carrying this too far.
Alot of people try to get more
out of life than there is in it.
DECISION
A man went to court and
asked that his name be chang
ed from Joe Smith to Algernon
Xerxes Chalmondeley Judge
granted his request and then
said, Young man, you have
made quite a name for your
selfr'
EXCUSE
Husband came reeling into
the house on New Years Eve
and his wife was in an abso-
nte fit of anger. Whats the
meaning of this, Elmer? You
know perfectly well we are
going out tonight and here YOU
are in this terrible state" Old
Elmer, a cagey character if
there ever was one. said,
= Now, Gertrude, I amt been
drinking! That fellow that
runs the merry go-round down
at the amusement park owed
me II bucks and l been taking
it out in trade!"
BEEF
One of our pet beefs is that
lot of early birds think the
worm is on the other end of
the telephone.
QUESTION
Have you heard the one a.
bout new drink called the
"Elvis Presley Blue Shoes
cocktail ?" two of 'em and
a girl is easily suede!
INVENTION
One of the biggest liars it
has ever been our pleasure to
meet tells us that he smoked
a cigarette the other day that
was all filter except for a
quarter inch of tobacco in the
end.
ADVERTISEMENT
We didn't finish or even
start reading an article in
farm magazine entitled, Fer
tilizer Consumption in the
United States" the very
thought turned us against it.
TEE WEE
The only way you can see
all the good television shows
is to have at least two teevee
sets and two heads for viewing
same.
TROUBLE
One of the major troubles in
life today is that there are
too many mothers-in-law who
have forgotten that they were
once daughters-in-law!
GALS
We like the remark made
by pretty teenager upon re-
ceiying a new sweater for
\ christmas. Said she, "Oh, |
lust love the color but it isn't
too small enough"
QUESTION
We have always wondered
what deaf people think when
they sit next to stranger
chewing gum.
HEYWooD
Old Haywood Snugg, the
Plato of Buff Prairie, says
that about the only thing you
can get for a two-bit piece
these days is a sneer.
LAST WORD
MY New Years resolution
is simple intend repeat
ing the good things / have
done and to add more to them
thus squeezing out the bad!
:
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REPAIRS end SERVICES tcsas.I

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TYPISTS
(Two)

Recent tipping experience, white.
one to transcribe machine dictation,
one to type form letters. SO w.p.m.:
northwest location, congeniAl group,
good conditions, vacations and sick
leave. Call
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TELEPHONE SOLICITORS tvhitel
to work 8 hours daily IN our Of
nee: no exper. REQUIRED: 81 per
hour, plus bonus. Call co. 5-42SS
for appointment.
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hfLP-MoMEN

TELEPHONE SOLICITORS tvhitel.
to work 8 hours daily IN our Of
nee: no exper. REQUIRED: 81 per
hour, plus bonus. Call CO. 5-42sS
for appointment.
lTYPIST, young lady. for interesting
position in expanding insurance
agency. excel. opportunity for ad-
yancement. Call MRS. DEENlHAN.
TYPIsT-REcEP.,. S75 vk UP to
$500, personality. efncient. able 70
supry;o once; see Mr. Black INA.
BOYD EMP. CENTER
zoo 18th, Cor. C NV.
TYPIST, salary. $50 to 500: must
be experienced; paid vacations, hos
pitalization and insurance dement's.
Apply MARVINS CREDIT. INC.
134 9TH st NV
TYPIsT, white, to learn to brief
and once OF Recorder OF Deeds.
9Th and d streets NV, for title
purposes: no exper. necessary: D.
day week; hours. $3.50; start
$3.50 mo. Phone Ma. S-S969.
TYPIsTs. white, lgs. enc, once near near
TO 8, halliday Sat Permanent
s sfsrs n M $50 s-sssSS' year or more
TYPIsTS 12). hish school graduates,
aee under IS, reasonable speed
and accuracy necessary. WORKING
knowledge o! shorthand desirable
but not required. Apply to THE
4 CITY BANK. 9th and Mass.
ave. NV.
TYPIST-Immediat opening for a
fast. alert. young lady with a
progressive and expanding orRaniza-
tion Offering many company bene-
fits 5-day, 35-hour week. Apply
only II you are interested in per
manent position with . future, Per.
Sonal interview only. STATE LOAN
a. FINANCE. Suite 41d. Ring BLDG.
1900 18th st. NV.
TYPIST-RECEPTlONIST, mature.
tipping speed 80 w.p.fn., 5-day week
OIL. 4-4662 SUBURBAN HOSPITAL
TYPIST
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TYPIST. young lady. for interesting
position in expanding insurance
agency, excel. opportunity for ad-
vancement. Call MRS. DEENlHAN.
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MiscEL. FoR sALE Cont

FuRNTIURE-ccntents Of l.bedrm.
apt: Reasonable. Good condition.
Call Ov. 3-2272 Weeknights after 8.
FuRNITURE-Hide-a- bed. lOxl2 rug
dinetts set: excellent condition. Ju.
FURNITURE UNCLAIMED = Studio
couch. $50: wardrobe, $40: dining
room set, $40: sofa bed. S35: chest
Of drawers, $40: secretary desk,
$25;. rollaway bed, Sl3,95: desk.
50: bookcase. So: bedrm. set. $50;
bed, S26: innerspg. mattr,, $40:
leather top coffee table, sis; Pro-
vincial sofa. $3.50: Victorian chair,
$50. We do upholsterinR: sofa and
chair, $50; slip covers. SAT 90, in
GLIDING labor and material. REIN
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HOFFMAN, uPRoIsTER ass 'c a447
18th st. NV. CO. 5-5116.
FURNITURE-3-pc. liv. rm.. modern.
Light wood good condition, Cali
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size l4-l6. Other items. Call AID.
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suites, kitchen set, washing ma
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or best ofier. 4O3 Hampton court,
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nette, occ. tbls.. CHRIS, sec. sofa,
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FURN.-Complete sample house OF
furniture: must sch; available
wkdays;. 8 I'll 8; Fri. I'll Q pm:
avail sat. all day and Sun. II to
>. AD. 4-303l. 1910 18th ST. NV.
lFURN. - 3-pc. mahogany bedrm.
suite; mehogany dlnette table. 3
beam Mixmaster; kitchen table. .
chairs CHI. ,v misc sacrifice for quick
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SAI.ESI.ADIES

Experienced ladies, feady.to-Rear
sportswear; full or part time. Thurs.
and Sat See Mr.. Peltz. BRESLAU,
ala 10Th ST. NV.
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q day. 3Bi4-hr. week. company bene
FITS, chance, for advancement. Apply
RAND. 1915 l st. n "
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MiscELLANEous-EoR SALE


ACCORDION, good cond.: 100 bass.
Z treble. 2.bass shift. Trade for
complete golf set or what have you.
Sell $l25. MR.. VAUGHN, LU.
5000.
ADDING MACHINES: desk model
TRIAL, 2OU7 18th st. NV.
ADDING MACHINE, l0-key Rem
Rand; new: no money down. 81
week. CIRCLE. 616 9th 81. NV
ADDING MACHINES. TYPEWRIT'
ERS. $25 and up. your choice: new
or rebuilt. No money dn., 81 Q wk
Free home demonstration. Cal
CLARKS. EN- 1855, NOW.
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$500: small Smith Corona. guar.
S15. other bargains. CIRCLE. Gle
9th st. NV, DI. 7-6036.
AIR CONDITIONER RENTALS -
From now It'll Oct. 1; S7Q.95. One
price for all sizes. MAIsEL'e ELEC
CO. INC. 2427 18th st. NV. CO
AIR Condolences (2I. g. tor
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WOMAN

Good At figures. telephone. tipping
Manage ONCE for distributor of
aluminium mouldings. Hours fiex-
ible. Permanent. Advancement OPP
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3OYD EMP. CENTER

TYPTsT-REcEP. S7o vk. UP to
$500. personally. efncient. able 70
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06

O. Can q suicide eUer De
buried from the church? |
thought such q sin MOULD
make Christian burial impos-
s,5ie?
A. According to Church law
(Canon No. 1240) notorious
apcstates from the Faith,
members of heretical sects or
forbidden societies, excom-
municated persons, those gull
ty of deliberate suicide. pub
lie sinners, those who give or
dcrs for cremation of their
bodies and those deliberately
committing suicide are to be
refused Christian burial. II is
generally accepted that. a per-
sor can be in a mental state
where suicide is not a DELHI
crate sin. If it is evident from
the persons good life, etc.
that such is the case he may
be granted Christian burial.
II there is any doubt the bish-
OPP will be consulted.
@. Does infdllibil,tu mean
that all popes could not COM
nit sin and that eueTp action
ard decision Of any pope is
bound to be right?
a. Infallibility is not a per-
sonal quality of the pope for
his own benefit nor does it
cover his own personal deci-
sions, his freedom from per-.
sonal sin. The pope is infall-
IDLE only wnen he speaks as
supreme pastor of the whole
Church with the manifest in
tention of stating something
as . matter of divine faith. In
falllbility exists for our pro-
lection and the direction of
our lives as Christ speaks to
uc through the pope, guiding
us without possibility Of error
in the crucial matters of faith
and morals (Matthew 1918
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06

WASHINGTON - With the
adjournment of Congress watch
for a shift in emphasis in news
paper headlines.
Once again our attention will
be called to a larger picture of
the world as it is today. We
will find it is not a happy one.
When Congress adjourns or
recesses there is usually an ac-
celeration of Soviet Russian
propaganda. The Reds appar-
emily take advantage of the fact
that our legislators are out of
town and do not have the US.
Capitol as a powerful sounding
board against which to answer
Red attacks and detractions.
Mescow's seizure of this hour
to announce perfection of the
ultimate" missile weapon, its
staggering, even truculent, re-
lection of proposals at the Lon
don disarmament conference,
its arming of Syria, its revival
of the question of Red China's
admittance to the United Ma
tions-these are but some Of
the signs that we are in for
another siege.
The September 10 meeting Of
the General Assembly could
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06

The following article reviews,
in the light Of pspsl statements,
what has taken place in the meet.
ings Of The Subcommittee Of the
Disarmament Commission Of the
United Nations, composed Of
delegates from Canada, France,
the Soviet Union, the United
Kingdom and the United States,
in session at London from March
10, 1857. The author Is y dis
tinsvished Boston lawyer and q
student Of the matters involved.
No Is . past president Of the
Catholic Association for Interna-
tional Peace, . former chairman
Of the Catholic Commission on
intellectual and Cultural Affairs.
eonsvltsnt TO the State Depart.
ment at the 1945 San Francisco
meeting which organized tn Q
United Nations, and has been on
instructor in international Law
and international Organization at
The law school Of Northeastern
University, Boston.
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The Washington Letter
Well Read About, Ponder
A New Set of Problems Now

well put the United Nations on
the spot. Moscow can be
counted on to make the Assem-
bly's consideration of the Hun
garian question as fruitless as
possible.
We do not know yet how
much credence to put in the
Moscow claim that it possesses
a ballistic missile than can be
fired accurately from one con-
tinent to other. While some
politics is suspected in the an
nouncement, it is pointed out
here that the Reds have back
ed up pretty well their pre-
vious claims in weapons pro-
duction.
Our State Department is
confident it can muster more
than enough votes to keep Red
China out of the UN next
month. But some observers
here predict the Red bloc will
pick up more votes this year,
as it has in years past, and
that it will move even closer
to the seating of the Peiping
delegate some time in the fu-
ture. Seven nations sided with
Peiping in 1852, 10 in 1858, IL
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06
Making Marriage Click
If You're Lonely
Do Something for Another
By Msgr. Irving A. DeBlanc

trim a hedge or the like, do SO
for some friend or relative and
see how much it helps to re-
lieve your own loneliness. May
be this is also just the answer
for a moody, restless youngster.
Making and giving gifts helps
all of us become less self-cen-
tered. II helps us 60 out of our
selves. It is this other-centered-
ness which makes it a magic
cure for loneliness. Sometimes
volunteer to baby sit for neigh
bors. In permitting you or the
children to help them, they are
often doing you a greater serv-
ice than you are doing for
them.
A lonely person must also
learn to converse with another;
man is made for conversation.
There is no substitute for it.
People who have no one to talk
to generally become malcon-
tents. Unless strongly trained
and motivated, shutting one
self up and forcibly suppress
ing the desire to communicate
with others leads to an unbal-
anced way of life and painful
self-destruction. Also, a good
spouse or parent must learn
ito just listen" II is a deep
need that many fail TO recog-
nize in those they love. To know
when to be a good listener is
a rare art, one of the rarest.
Here are some other sugges-
tions:
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Fl. HeaIey's Inquiry Corner
Can Suicide Be Buried
! From The Church!

10: Luke 22:31-32; John 1916
III.
Q. If the particular .judg-
ment comes Immediately aft
CT death whdt happened to
Lazarus? Did he haze the par
ticular judgment? IT not
where Wds his soul?
A. It is an article of faith
that after death comes the
particular judgment. The case
of Lazarus was undoubtedly
an exception as Christ lndicat-
ing in saying: Lazarus is
dead: and l rejoice on your
account that l was not there,
tia. you may believe Prob
ally Lazarus was kept in a
state Of suspended operation
between the time of his death
and his being raised from the
dead The Gospels refer to his
continued existence after the
miracle John 12:9-l1) and
there is an ancient tradition
of his life as an apostle to
France. He could not live
such an earthly life if his
eternal fate had been sealed
by the particular judgment.
Q. When Is the feast Of
Saint Maurice? Who udS he?
A. st. Maurice was an officer
OF the Theban legion, most of
whom were Christians, and was
the leader in their refusal to Of
fer sacrifice to the gods for sue
cess in battle. They were sur
rounded by other troops and
massacred. The number may be
exaggerated but it was tradition
ally set at six thousand. The
date was 297 A.D., under the
Emperor Diocletian and the
feast day is September 22nd.
Send questions to Father Ed
ward F. Healey, Inquiry Cor.
ner. The Catholic Times, Box
636, Columbus (16) Ohio.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06
Irish CrOup Warned On
vanishing Race Idea

ENNIS, Ireland - (NC) - The
Irish people are in danger of be-
coming obsessed with the idea
that they are a vanishing race"
Bishop Joseph Rodgers of Killa-
loe declared here.
The prelate warned at the Goth
annual congress of Muintir ma
Tire People of the Land) the as
sertion that the Irish are dying
out has been repeated so often
that the people are in danger of
believing that Ireland is in fact
a nation doomed to extinction.
In the course Of the Rural
Week, held at St. Flannan's Col
lege here. Father Maurice Morris.
sey. 40, pastor in Kilteely, Lin
erick, was elected chairman of
the national board Of the Muintir
ma Tire. He succeeds the late
Father John NJ. Hayes, founder
of the organization.
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in 1854 and IL in 1855. The
vote was AZ to "a against adj
mittance last year. The 1856
vote reflected that fact that
is new nations were admitted
to the UN in December, 1855.
1t was sought to admit Is, but
Soviet Russia blocked south
ern Korea and southern Wet
nam. In 1856, observers noted,
the Red bloc picked up votes at
a greater rate than did the
opposition.
All in all, it adds up to a
picture no brighter than the
one we have known for years.
This is an answer to those who
have been saying things are
much better. They have preach
ed that Khrushchev is an inn
provement over Stain, that
some satellites were develop
ing a sort of national" COM
munism and that this is bet
ter than international COM
munism, that the Reds want to
change, that we can co-exist
with them with no trouble, or
danger, at all.
That, of course, has been
wishful thinking-or propa-
ganda.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06

In the past ten years the
writer of this column has re-
ceived at least 100 letters
many of them anonymous and
most OF them rather venomous
charging that Walter Reuther,
President of the United Auto
Workers, Is a socialist, If not a
communist. These letters, which
come in irregular spurts, are
strikingly similar to one an
other in tone as we'll as in con.
tent. The latest batch, follow.
ed almost Immediately upon
our appointment by Mr.. Reuther
to the recently established U.
A.W. Public Review Board.
Assuming, as we are prepar-
ed to do, that the writer's Of
these letters are sincerely in
terested in the truth and that
they have not been blinded by
prejudice, we would strongly
recommend that they carefully
study the complete text mot
merely a newspaper summary
Of Mr.. Reuther's widely pub
licized letter of August II to
the Presidents of the Ford
Motor Company and of the
General Motors and Chrysler
Corporations. Ii this letter fails
TO convince them that Reuther
Is not a socialist, nothing ever
will.
WOULD CURE INITIATION
In this letter MIR. Reuther
proposed an average cut of
500 in the price of 1853 cars
and pledged, in return. that
the JAW. would shape its
1858 contract demands within
the framework of the compan-
les financial position after such
reductions had been made.
This two-pronged anti-infla-
ton proposal may or may not
be feasible in its present form.
In any event. it ought to be
given serious consideration by
the Big Three in the auto in
dustry and should not be sum-
marily dismissed as a publicity
stunt or a public relations GIN.
mick.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06

The human heart is said to
be an imperfectly shaped heart.
II is certainly not the valentine
shaped one We generally see
on boxes of candy. 1t has one
section which seems to be miss
ing. A gentleman with a bit of
poetry and some theology ex-
plains God has kept a part of
every mans heart for Himself
and so man will never be per-
fectly content except in God.
God has the secret part of the
jigsaw which is mans heart.
Not only are the old and mid
die aged folks lonely, the ram
functions youngster also feels
q mysterious ennui. Even the
pre-teenager does well to learn
how to make visits TO Our Lord
in the Blessed Sacrament. The
lonely will find great consola-
ton if they can 60 for that visit
once or more times a day. The
missionary sister pointed to a
great truth when she said, II
was never in my life so lonely
as when ! was temporarily sta
toned 26 miles away from our
Lord in the Blessed Sacra-
ment." II is true, IL we can talk
to God, He certainly can talk
to us.
A Magic Cure
Another suggestion for the
lonely, regardless of age, is to
do something thoughtful and
kind for another. II you can
bake a cake, make some fudge,
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06
The Yardstick
The Reuther Proposal:
An Outstanding Statement
By Msgr. George G. Higgins

We are primarily interested,
however, not so. much in the
specific details as in the under
lying philosophy of Reuther's
dramatic proposal. The gist of
this philosophy--which is en-
inently sound from the point
OF view of Catholic social teach
ing-is contained in the follow
ing excerpts from Reuther's
letter, which we have italicized
for emphasis:
Much is being said about
the growing problem Of infla.
tion but unfortunately little Is
being done. We can all agree
that In our free society. free
labor and free management, In
addition TO having privileges.
share Joint responsibilities.
One Of these Joint responsible
ties is 70 find . way to raise
collective bargaining above the
level Of . struggle between
competing economic pressure
groups. W. In the JAW believe
that collective bargaining. 10
be sound and socially RESPONSE
BILE. must serve the public
need. In practical terms, this
means that free labor must
shape Its economic demands
and free management must de-
termine It's pricing policies so
that they will not only protect
and advance the interest Of
workers and stockholders but
will also protect and advance
the interest Of all American
consumers. This Joint rsspon-
sibilify 10 the whole Of our
society and TO the well-bsins
Of the whole nation transcends
In importance ths more mar
row responsibilities thst labor
and management have TO their
respective groups :.
Neither stockholders nor
workers have = right TO
insist on levels Of income
through inflstionsry prices that
deny to other citizens their
full and proper equity In the
national product -.
UNLESS free labor and free
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1957-09-06

/. Have a right evaluation of
oneself. Life means to fulfill
an assignment given us by God.
II is not ones own cause that
a Christian promotes, it is
Gods. Many great works still
have no signatures. Life does
not owe very much to us, we
owe much more to life: to face
it, to 60 to it. If we do not do
our assigned task it may never
be done.
Something Ahead
2. We must plan and live
ahead. We do not live in a
cemetery. Napoleon is supposed
to have said, II always live two
years ahead" We, too, must al
ways have something ahead
which we must still do. We may
die with our dreams still bur-
led in our hearts, but at least
we shall have lived in a man.
ner which makes life worth liv-
ing.
3. Realize that God cares for
you individually. He is per-
sonally interested in your well
being, even in the chair of your
head" Jung, the psychiatrist,
was wont to say, 81 have never
yet met a patient who had God
as the center of his life"
God guarantees us graces to
meet the loneliness of life's
ways. This is absolutely true.
We must not keep graces
stored in a hope chest.