Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1957-01-30
Barney
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C.zz=1 z-..ce . vcIrg men
@5o axe c.:e-1p,a:-g the
hazz-ts Q: marriage. There's
70 sense ring 70 figure OF:
~Ea: kind 0: nan yoa- intend
- ~.:e really wants. Us: mar
:! az-- yo-aE man. ana she'll
son enough tel you.
You're really getting old
~5e- opportunity EnJc:s ana
yc- 60. &c pol.ce e complain
z5o-: 80 nose.
= :s.e".z.on actor played IL
scene With a band 0. -ea!
Cheyenne Indians. He vas ask
&C later: How did you like
working with real Indians"
and he replied: 7. was simply
awful. Wy nose Indians act
e JUS: Ike bunch Of wild
kids"
Attention al men - young
and old. Il your socks have
holes in them, either you've got
70 make Up your mind to get
married or divorced.
She xas 80 years old and
still unmarried. Her mother IN
sisted she place az ad in the
local paper. The ad read:
"Corgeons young girl with
beautiful shape wants dashing
ca-e-:Eee tleman who
knows what he wants" She re-
ce."et just one letter. Who's
:: from arx:ousIy inquired
her mother and the young CIR!
replied: ITS from poppa."
TCday's Glazed advice 10 all
yC-ng unsteady inclined lads
"5o have acquired the burning
-es!re 20 become a base player.
You need two things: Cd a
good sense ~ rhythm and (2J
an automobile with q big back
seat.
I'd O"erton, the Towanda, Pa
oveFseer, says: Many Of cur
children come from a long old
line that GUY mothers used 20
listen to"
Some Of our more popular
restaurants these days ~. so
onsy you have 10 make q res
CREATION 10 make a reservation.
Early TINS week ! ran into a
comedian and inquired why
hadn't seen him on television
lately. My dear sir" he repli-
ed, that is merely a false i'm
preston created by tota! IN
employment"
After a pilot had brought his
plane in by the narrowes. Of
squeakS, he was asked how he
felt up there with death star
ing him in the face. He replied:
oh, II wasn't too bad. | lust
Slid aside little and let God
take over"
He had been out all night.
When he arrived home finally.
he gave no excuse. Unable to
stand the suspense any longer |
his wife shrieked: whats your
reason for coming home at six
o'clock in the morning? He re- |
Piled calmly: Breakfast"
Can you remember when the
Do-It-Yourself fad used TO be.
called whiting?
Middle age? That's whom
you don't give a good gosh
darn what time you come.
home at night just so long as
you're in bed by nine o'clock
can say this much abont
men who have initials on Their
paldmas. There is absolutely no
hope If you don't know wroi
your arc by bedtime