Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-10-04
{ ays; fSSx 75::::. z:a: ::;

For years the column "Our Town" has appeared on
the front page of this newspaper We had attempted to
change the location of the column several times the
period and have concluded that the time has come
to do In the interest of better and Typography
we have chosen type face which you here Also
in extending the width of the column to four inches
feel that it will be more readable and better looking we
hope you agree The "Our Town column will appear IN
this same position henceforth which, hope will please
all of you good readers
Tuco college students of than Just simple obiL
itg uere discussing the things that college students DIS
cuss One made the observation that the human body a0ds
inety-t1Co percent qOater At that moment cute coed
stroled by NTH all of the movement OF fine Swss
qcatch. Said the other student: Man! She sure has
done q lot aUith her eight percent!
And then there's the one about the little whppoor-
will who built fine nest and invited her feathered
friends to to house warming Close inspection of
the revealed that it had been made with nyon and
silk it had bottom in it. Queried this state of af
fairs the little whippoorw said, "We girls is this way
=. just love to lay eggs butt can't stand children!
When man approaches good-ooking woman on
the street. he foresight After she passes hndsight
seems to be the order of the day.
Love is like playing tennis-a love game depends up
on the serve-other wise it's the deuce to pay!
Lot of people bug their offspring hot-rod because
they afraid to let them be pedestrians.
1t looks like this country could do with little dsin
tegration for month two until the catch
their breath at least
Statistics reveal that the average elementary school
graduate about $4,000 in life time. college
grads average is about S26800O Thus it appears that
college degree is worth over $150000 more than an
eighth grade one.
Medical men have up with vtamn pill
that can't be taken by anyone who isn't in perfect health
Too bad that they can't make automobile that is tail
ored to the drivers ability.
Super markets make it fast and easy to select the
groceries Now if they would only invent check-out line
with no body in it,.
Soon airplanes will be fast that you won't need to
take suit along you'll be home before your shirt
gets dirty.
The scandal magazines carry lot of stories qchich
be compared to the legend of Adam and EUe ercept
that there IS q leaf missing.
Chastity is virtue that can't be tampered with,
says Miss Prissy Pumpenickel. 'You white
dress into coal mine but the chances are 100 to you
won't come out looking the same!
It's perfectly fitting to live the life of Riley provided
you pick out the right Riley.
Neil H. McElroy, the incoming Secretary of De-
fense, should have great deal of influence with the
Navy. McElroy formerly president of Proctor &
Gamble. He floats!
About the only thing aoe knoaU of that's tar-free
these days arethe blanks they give you to fill out.
Among some of the more delinquent delinquents
guy is chicken" when he commits petty larcency.
This is the only country in the world where you can
get married for two dollars where takes thousand
to unite the knot
Children Do brighten up home - if you don't be-
heve It, take a look at the electric bill.
An old time policemen kneo0 achen he aUas doing
good job = his feet hart!
Modern parents (from the looks of things) seem to
believe that to spare the hot-rod is to spoil the child
We wonder if hotel clerks ever read the Gideon
bibles that they put in the rooms.
Lastly, these the days in which the only people
who aren't neurotic are the under-privileged!