Evening star., 1957-12-29
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JANUARY-coneress convenes and senator shakes
hands with other Senator Why7 That's how they
got here and they don't know how to quit" Nancy
Kefauver.
The Richard Nixons walk away with the Eisenhower
Inaugural by personally greeting 5000 people day. 5000
the "An those wonderful souls have been waiting TO
meet US Wen stay" says Pat at one party Every
body General Motors President Harlow Crce to Bobo
Rockefeller shows up inaugural Ball Nixons take twr
on dance floor Secret Service tws with them which is
quite feat for feet AS President and First Lady leave
Of $4,000 guests Mamie GOODNIGHT kids have
fun They did all right but inaugural underwriters wind
up $i2500O in the red.
Begun Aga Khan shows up at White House diplomatic
reception onookss with diamonds to 50 kaats
Advised to burst into song in White House ballroom as
Patti did and down in history Lily Pcns repes Il
will already go down In history"
Secretary Defense Wilson gets elephants back out
Sheraton-Park Hotel because wife won't let come up
to their suite
Jessie Wilson launches first American sputternik by tell
ing press OF President Eisenhower for not
supporting Charlie This spuernk will glow for months
please all husbands other TO
spouses IF had something like that you would have
wanted to keep my mouth shut"
FEBRUARY-King Saud sweeps into town dispensing
gifts cagiy putting the fore little Prince Mashur who
does relations than Saud Ike and Foster
Dulles put together King can't get comfortable in Blair
Is
feet don't poke out
Senator Russell Long puts real Mardi in WASH
ngton (They said amt enough TO do it, masked
member of Mystic dances with Pat Nixon tells her
he's gone" for four years She knows
who he is.
MARCH-Perle Mesta throws launching party for
Hotel Philadelphia and Gwen Cafritz shows
drops handbag Pee drops her everybody else
drops dead and Mrs. John Mcclellan find Ginger
Rogers their hotel bedroom: backs confu
sion
APRII-Senate wives surprised by and sound eff
tecs House luncheon Unbeknownst Mrs Eisen-
domestic sta decorated State dining with but
teries hanging from ceiling Of iris lilies daodls.
bunny rabbits eggs lovebrd nesting crystal
chandelier with hidden recording machine providing conn
tweettweeting Ladies who try to chatter find them
selves out-chirped.
MAY-washington gets a looksee into two homes
The reasureed paiaa residence on the 2sacre Of
only who lives like queen. Mrs Merrweather
Post. And the comfortable stone house of only
with foot in the White House door. Mrs, Richard Nixon.
Who at last. has a fulI-time maid
JUNE-Before leaving for Bridey Murphys land Ambas-
sador Scott Mcleod hypnotzed at party and bitten the
finger but doesn't feel thing This could be State De-
partment requirement
President Eisenhower shoes OF in public to
Arab Mosque causing mad scramble by those
following him get unhod Afterwards nobody can tell
which shoes whose in the pile in the doorway.
Standing his stocking toosies s0yearod Senator Theo
dore Francis Green. Senator Knowland suspcousy.
claims he's sitting his
JULY-Newport is shaken to the by rumor that
Mamie will aircondition every commandans house
Navy Air Base there Newports its pride and
JOY observe gledsed hostesses they style in
their coastal palaces. Mamie has only two rooms air.
conditioned. Tsk, tsk
AUGUsT-sophia Loren sweeps into town and singes
Senators Italian Embassy soree Kennedy
dumbfounds sensational siren by slipping away when
starts to kiss him. Then why did that shy young man
come to the party9" asks Sophia.
SEPTEMBER-New Secretary Of the Treasury Bob
Anderson big reception Anderson House museum
which so confuses she thinks Italian paintings
Flemish tapestries and oriental objets
by him in Texas.
OcTOBER-soviets launch first satellite which worries
everybody except Gwen Cafritz After all they have so
satellites already" Washington hostess ITS Just
more"
Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip arrive in williamsburg
where ongkept secret of Queen Mothers previous visit
covered-she mixed her own martins to L..
In Washington puts pedestal which means
she has bend to her shake gets
down their level thereby sending Lord
cisms down the drain President Eisenhower gives dinner
for afterwards Warnings Pennsylvanans play God
Save the Queen and Mamie confusing when
stand and when not TO- British Embassy osses most ele
CANT royal reception which politicians wives greet
majesty with handshake Mrs Earl Warren whose husband
has job cuses real low Vice President bids
farewell Queen "You be bushed" all" says
Elizabeth "You would be II you my 43year
old presidential aspirant
King largesse uncovered protocol power
fu hard time preserving pnce-nes propriety
NOvEMBER-Clare Luce keynotes International Ball
sponsored by Embassy forgets Italian
Ambassador.
Prince Ally Khan blows town causing Liz Whitney
Lunn to tell Pakistan Ambassador. "Ay has been going
around long enough with European tomatoes he needs to
meet American girls"
White House social schedule Foreign
Ambassadors incensed because Diplomatic dinners skinned