Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-07-23
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TEEN-AeE VIEWPOINT

ne was IWeIlly-OIiS yCAS
old?"
Junior: NAV! What kind OF
car did he drive 2"
wiMMIN
And all of you unmarried
girls must remember that
there is no harm in going out
with a used car salesman so
long as he hasn't got too many
miles on him!
REDUCTION
Tired of Married life? Put
your wife on diet so that she
can lose about 20 pounds
month. Thus, if she weighs 12O,
you can get rid of her en-
tirely in six months flat.
ENIGMA
Thing that's been worrying
us for quite a spell is a para
keea belonging to a friend or
ours who says, Birds can't
talk" Now this at first seems
cute and clever (Which it sure
ly isl but the longer we think
about it the more muddled we
become. 1t is as if we had
heard a ghost say that he did
MT believe in people.
BUSINESS --..
Fellow asked a newspaper
man, when did you graduate
from college?" Newspaperman
answered, 1880" Fellow said,
why, you told me that you
only had three years to go to
get your pension" That's
right" said the newspaper
man "You get to be 65 in a
hurry in this BUSINESS"
PsYcAiATRY
Psychiatry is profession
which enables the doctor to
determine whether or not the
patient has superior inferior
ity complex or vice versa.
oUcHl
Judge: Are you the defend
ant in this case ?"
Nose: No sub, yo, honah!
My lawyers defendant :.
Use de boy what stole de
cmckens!"
QUiP
The hardest thing about
business is minding your own.
BIG HIT
We heard about guy who
didn't go away on a vacation
this year. He stayed home and
tipped the family every five
minutes. When last heard
from, he was the most popular
husband and father in town.
TROUBLE
Just about the time a fellow
begins to get his teeth into a
career, they start falling out.
KID STUFF
I am always intrigued with
youngsters and their antics.
Splashing around in pool ov-
er the weekend, the young son
of some friends took particular
pleasure in dowsing me when
ever he could. Matter of fact,
1 encouraged this and we had
a lot of fun together. Finally,
/ exhaustedly offered to
shake hands and be friends" !"
as the saying goes, but my lit
tie adversary turned me down
saying, Il don't want to be
friends with you-it's more
fun just being enemies"
TIT?
IF it'll make you feel any
better, Fibber MCGEE has been
radioactive for 20 years!
LIFE
The only things man real
ly ever towns" are his casket,
his vault, his tombstone and
himself.
OWNERSHIP
The trouble with growing
children is that they persist in
acting like their parents re-
gardless of all efforts made to
the contrary.
TRUTH
One very sound observation
which we especially enjoy
goes like this "A liars pun.
isfment is not that no one viii
believe him, but that he viii
believe no one else"
MY MY
We've always liked the one
about the fellow who faithfully
wrote his girl two letters eve
ry day and then, when he go
home from Japan, found ou
she had married the postman
MODERN AGE
bringing home the bacon
used to be an expression whicl
meant that the breadwinne
had worked hard, used hi
brains and was go-getter. A
present-day prices the expires
sion means that the guy !
nothing but a rich show-off.
LAST WORD
Funny thing !. but wome
with little or no principle dra'
an enormous amount of ir