Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-09-06
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
The restaurant advertised
that it had "all kinds of sand
wiches." Mousey looking char
acter slipped into the back
booth of the restaurant and
with a furtive look asked the
waitress to bring him a tad
pole sandwich on rye. Wait
ress looked dumbfounded but
put the order through to the
cook who took one look at it
and ran up to the mousey
character and said, Mister,
I've been in this business for
almost thirty years and this is
the first time we've ever been
out of rye bread!'
REVENGE
Fellow down in Dayton re-
ceived a parking ticket the
other day. Inasmuch as Day.
ton accepts fines by mail, our
friend promptly wrote out a
check in the amount of the
fine and stapled same to the
parking ticket-using exactly
ninety-four staples!
VIEWPOINT
Group of soil conservation
lists were touring a farm COM
posed of hard clay and rocks.
Erosion had completely wash
ed away any fertile soil which
may have once covered the
hopeless acreage. Owner of the
farm noting the obvious looks
of the conservationists spoke
up saying, my great grand
father fought the Indians to
get this here land" And then
added thoughtfully, HE wuz
the hotheaded type, l guess"
SUCCESS
If a man becomes successful
he can usually thank his wife
and those people named Jones.
OUCH!
The reason the 49'ers stop
ped their prairie schooners so
often was because n hey ad
Injun trouble.
FOOTBALL
And then there's the one
about the football player who
was so dumb that when he got
his letter, they had to read it
to him!
ADAGE
People who live in glass
houses usually make specta-
cles of themselves.
FACT
If anyone tells you that girls
look good in those toreador
PdIllS--ll d lOl Vi UOll.
MODERN AGE
We are living at a time in
history when we hear COM
plants from people who can't
afford cars with over 100
horsepower.
TAXES
Latest findings show that
u. S. taxes average about $575
per person. This makes the
family average about $500
per year
BUILDING
Frank Lloyd Wright, the
world famous architect, has
plans to build a building
mile high. But we'll bet that it
doesn't solve that age-old
problem of the office girls as
to whether it's too hot or too
cold.
MEDICINE
Some of the new wonder
drugs are so powerful that you
can't take them without doc
tors examination {. in other
words, you've got to be in
good health before they'll do
you any good.
BOOZE
Drunk walked into local
saloon and ordered a double
triple whiskey and downed
same without batting an eye.
He then walked right up a
wall and across the ceiling and
seated himself on a lighting
fixture. Customer remarked to
the bartender II say, old
man, isn't that a bit odd ?"
Barkeeper replied, yeah, he
usually orders gin!"
CALL
Woman on telephone: Hell
10. Is this the Humane Soci-
ETY.? Well, I wish to report
that there is a brush salesman
up in a tree in our yard teas
ing our dog with a stick"
WiMMIN
One thing about wimmin
that puzzles us more than any,
thing is that they save leftov-
ers and then throw 'em away
when nobody's looking.
MARRIAGE
Marriage is fifty-fifty pro-
position-you know, fifty here
and fifty there =.
LAST WORD
We are living in a world
where a little bit too much is