Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-03-05
4
CENTURY
OF Service To
MADISON COUNTY
Continuously
SINCE 1857
u OUR
INFORMATION PLEASE

INFORMATION PLEASE
Watching Teddy Nader on
the $64, 900 challenge gave us
the idea that the government
should hire him as chief infor-
nation clerk in the Pentagon.
COLOR
All of you girls could do the
painter favor if you'd cross
breed some parakeets before
trying to get that certain color
on the woodwork.
SUCCESS
And if you're looking for a
husband who can buy you that
mink coat you've been want
ing-hitch your wagon to a
guy who works like horse!
CARDS
Married coupleserever go to
bridge party but what it
turns out to be a shindig.
GUEST IN THE HOUSE
We can't understand why
some hotels won't admit dogs.
After all, who ever heard of
dog setting bed on fire or
stealing towel? And even if
the dog had an accident" it
wouldn't be half as bad as
cleaning up saleSman's room
after a convention!
SPEAKING
All public speakers should
base their fees on the time it
takes for the club to complete
the reading of the minutes of
the last meeting and conduct
the business" session.
BIG DAY
The big day had arrived for
wilbur @. Whipsnade, sales
manager of the Amalgamated
Paper Clip Company. The boss
summoned him and with great
solemnity announced, Wilbur,
YOU have been with this COM
pany for thirty years. In the
interest of the future of this
great enterprise, / am step
ping aside to make room for
younger man and, as chair
man of the board of directors,
/ am naming you as my sue
cessor"
Wilbur breathed deeply as
the tears flooded his eyes and
replied, Gee, thanks, Dad!"
NEW ERA
The war correspondent of
the future will probably be up
front with the troops relaying
the word about how many of
the people back home got kill
ed
COMPARISON
If you have enough money
to pay your bills, you've got a
good job. But if you have lit
tie money left over after pay
inl them, you've got a good
future.
THINK
A small town is place
where everyone tn inks a
stranger can do everything
better than the fellow n ext
door.
TWIST
Swift & Company, the big
meat packers, recently ran an
ad in Life magazine featuring
coupons purportedly Wort h
S1.45. Story comes out that
grocers in certain areas swoop-
ed down on the magazine
stands and bought out entire
stocks of the magazine. They
then sent Swift the coupons
for redemption. Question now
facing Swift is whether or not
to honor the coupons. w h t
would you do?
CONSCIENCE
Conscience can be explained
simply by considering what
the person whom you most re-
spect in the world would do :
and then do it that way!
TONGUE
Fortunately, people with
sharp tongues usually cut their
own throats. People wi t h
loose tongues lose face.
HUMNN!
The secret of success is to
do the right thing RIGHT at
the right time!
REAL ESTATE
A good real estate man is a
guy who puts his best front
foot forward.
MODERN AGE
It is a rare thing today to
see woman honored for
something with all of her
clothes on.
WELL?
An inheritance is what your
Uncle Willie saved for that
rainy day.
SIGN-O-TiMES
They tell me that in a cer-
tain New York theatre where
they are showing Cecil B. De-
Miles '"The Ten Command
ments" hangs a sign in the
foyer which says. Thou Shalt
Not Smokel"
LAST WORD
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