Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1957-04-03
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TALK
BY AL HARRISON

BY Al HARRISON 1ssI
A reader from the other end of the coun+, ..
that this column stinks. writes
Could be the subject matter of the column A.,
II could be that he should try reading in the lvina
ROOM " Vic "''sF
we are out OF bacon, out of coffee, out of coke.
ana out OF money, the wife commented the otheT
uay as she compiled her shopping list. e'
was beginning to wonder what became of +h
nu OUT mouse that provided pranksters with y
special Halloween trick It's still here but it moroS
indoors. " ~ moved
, got a kick out of c. c. Soles and Sons ad in tho
section read You'll wonder where the ielly Went
ana I'll bet you didn't even recognize the TOOTH
paste commercial with dress ~
When stranger is real nice to YOU he is either
d gentleman or thinks you prospect
For every girl who's got the curves. there's, ma,
who's got the angles. MA"
Hospitality is the art of making people feel =,
nome when you wish they were. "'
=. Solicitor Rueben Long of Conway should be go,.
ing rather curious about the next move in the Honv
county probe by federal agents.
Twice., that l know Of in the past four or fiv.
weeks Solicitor Long has been quoted as SAVING I,
news 10 me- when someone asked him about variors
revelations concerning the probe
nope the reporters will find themselves confront.
ca with a new quote on the next break Hearing
the same one gets monotonous.
tbo from roma veteran newspaperman comes word that
the Henry Grady School of Journalism in GEORGIA
'urhS out the best journalism graduates.
He rated it above the University Of North
Naroliha And that's taking pretty fer step M.
peclally when you're talking to Chapel Hill graz.
uate " N'''''
- The recent basketball tournamen THAT saw the
University of North Carolina its tIrst national
Npn r1pr +hD,
wake Forest fans were pulling for Carolina and that's
uhheard of these days and times
Even Willard Wright. a dyed in the wool Wake
ian, wanted the Tar Heels to win.
The Raleigh News and Observer reported a Hum.
E"iian refugee family had found America cold and
dlIleren They want to return their home country
lhey must have been doing credit business with
some Oh the Out-of-town companies to whom | have
Deen obligated for years. Course, they are ONLY in.
.i re- Wneh you pay on time. Get week behind
WIN the maZuma and they become the interested
group OF bill collectors you ever met
Just how much authority does magistrate have
III 3outh aroma! asked the local man ears ago.
AS much as we get by with" replied the
magistrate. WV
The difference between suspecting and expecting
Is mere trip to the doctor.
Hurry there are only 266 more days until Christ
I've lust completed survey and recommendations
- WV W ohe ior leueral prisons. That should make
some people happy.
, lney say there are several kinds of whiskey-
the flghtng kind, the cussing kind and the drinking
kind Strange how all three come out of the same
bottle - ~ ~
The Town is getting ready put the printed pinch
vertised in the TRIBUNE
Since am in that category to be denounced ]
am coBcerned
If you are delinquent, you, too should be con-
cerned. ' ~ ~ WI
however beng concerned and being able to pay
are IN my case, not even remotely related
IL could be that women bridge club members are
devoted attenders for the simple reason that it is
better to oln in the gossip than is stay at home
and be the subject.
There Is probably more bridge played at the mems
poker games than there is at the women's bridge
parties.
Billy Whitfield of Farmont is the typicaI news.
paperman He is Conscientious witty Interested in his
community - and has very little money! -
once In while try to drop note to friends
made over the years. Last month wrote q letter cn