Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1957-07-30
i OUR
"a Town
SUCCESS STORY

Southern auto dealer re-
tired recently with 100000 in
the bank. Asked the secret OF
his success, he replied, Il at
tribute my ability to, retire
after thirty years in business
to hard work, honesty, taking
the good with the bad, prac-
ticing economy, and to the re-
cent death of my uncle who
left me $98,000!"
MODERN AGE
Some people have the abil-
ity to grow old gracefully
others speed up the process by
learning the Cha-Cha-Cha.
HuMNN!
The guy who said "The Best
Things In Life Are Free"
must have been riding on a
cloud at the time.
FLIGHT
Down in Mississippi, a man
Ia years young is learning to
fly an airplane. Friend came
UP to him the other day and
asked, George, why are you
learning to fly at your age?
George pondered and replied,
"Waal, I can't do it any
younger, can II"
slGN-o-TIMEs
Diaper service company had
the following slogan painted
on its trucks-"If baby duzz
give us a buzz"
TOURISTS
American tourists can be
classified into two categorieS-
Yanks and jerks.
OUCH!
Little boy came home one
night with bright blue shin
er. His father questioned him
and the boy said, "It was that
new boy down the street. All
l did was say something nasty
about the Pope" Father then
said, "But, Elmer, didn't you
know that the new boy is a
Catholic?" yeah" said FL
mer, But / didn't know the
Pope was"
CURE
Returning vacationist drop
ped into a local drug store
the other day and wanted to
know if the druggist had a
salve to put on mosquito bite
on top of poison ivy over sun
burn.
TIT?
A bachelor is just a guy who
won't try anything once!
VIEWPOINT
A fellow who burns the
candle at both ends is in a lot
of trouble L. he not only has
two flames but they are both
wicked.
BARGAIN DAY
In a store during Dollar
Days man had been buffeted
around, stepped on and scrat-
ched. Finally, he made grab
at what he wanted and wom-
an scolded, why don't you
act like a gentleman" Our
friend pulled himself up to his
maximum five-feet-four and
exploded 1--WE been acting
like a gentleman for the past
hour and I've gotten no place
so from now on I'm acting like
a lady!"
HOT REToRT
Salesman breezed into the
office and breezily breezed to
the office boy, Hi, there, Will
liei How's the boss standing
the heat?" Willie eyed the
salesman wickedly and re-
piled, Don't know exactly -
they only buried him two
weeks ago."
MARRIAGE
Some girls want to marry a
go-getter. Others want an al
ready-gotter.
NICOTINE
About all the publicity on
the harmfulness of cigarettes
has done is to make us enjoy
smoking a lot less.
EXPENSE
When the real estate agent
talks to you about dream
house" he isn't kidding - it
will cost you more than you
ever dreamed it would.
PHILOSOPHY
It is a good thing to try to
see good in everybody but
lately it seems that we need
some rose colored glasses.
LIVING
What with the money scam
dals in recent years and the
Dave Beck situation it is be-
coming more and more diff
cult to teach the younger gen.
GRAFTON that crime doesn't pay.
RELIGION
A person who gives money
TO his church knows that you
can't take it with you but that
YOU can send it on ahead.
LAST WORD
Best example of minority
rule is to have a baby in the
house.