Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-02-07
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In a local restaurant the
other day man walked IN
and ordered his breakfast say
ing that he was in hurry.
Waitress yelled to the cook >.
Hot cakes UP and an order
of sausage"
MONEY
A man who is financially
embarrassed is usually shy at
the bank too.
LONG DISTANCE
Freedom of speech doesn't
include using somebody else's
telephone to call friends late
at night.
MARRIAGE
Sure, it's hard to lose bea-
utiful daughter when she mar
ries but it's a DANCED sight
harder to lose an ugly one!
AIR APPARENT
They tell this one around
airports and such all over the
country, Seems that on
rans-continental plane small
boy just about drove the pas
sengers crazy with his antics.
After climbing all over the
plane he finally slipped and
fell into the lap of an old fell
low. upsetting his coffee. AS
the old geezer patiently wiped
coffee from his clothes. he said
to the boy Il say there,
young man, why don't you go
outside and play?"
MEDICINE
In times like these, the first
thing the doctor tells you is to
stop leading a normal life.
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The reason so many of us
raise hell is because that it's
impossible to lower it.
HoWzAT AGiN?
Note to fortune hunters |. =.
"You are more likedy to make
a catch if you keep your trap
shut"
OUCH!
Women can too keep secret
as we'll as men it just
takes more OF 'em.
PROBLEM
One of the hardest problems
facing the modern doctor is
finding a place to vaccine a
bathing beauty where it won't
show.
FACT
If Cain had been an Ameri-
can taxpayer, Abel would
nSyer have died.
NEWS NOTE
A nudist colony is poor
place to go for a big time
very little ever goes on in one.
ATOMIC AGE
To us, the danger of the
atomic age will be boredom.
After all, what will we have
to do after automation takes
away the need for manual la
ber? We suppose that people
will go back to doing things
the hard way just to pass the
time. How about an Undo 1t
Yourself Kit" for the years a
head? Maybe people will even
start reading books again!
BUSINESS
A great many women in this
country judge style merely by
the price tag. If they haven't
paid too much for new dress,
they don't think they're prop
erly garbed.
HAT CHECK
The hat business is said to
be suffering because a lot of
men don't wear hats any
more. Biggest reason for this,
we think, is the hat check rae
ket. We know a man who
bought a SIS hat and kept
track of checking costs. He
said that he has already spent
more than the cost of the hat
in tips so far and that the hat
looks good for at least one
more year.
CHILD CARE
If your child doesn't like
olives the best way to get him
started is to give him a couple
of Martins every day.
DoG-ooNE
Dog trainer once had a Won
derful dog. So wonderful in
fact that he taught him to play
poker. Didn't work, though
Seems that every time the dog
got good hand, he started
wagging his tail!
HEYWooD
Old Haywood Snugg. the
Freud of Five Points. says
that his old grandpappy was
so deaf that one night he led
the family in prayer while
kneeling on the cat. my
grandpaw was the kind of a
guy who always said that ii is
better to give the good Lord
the benefit of the doubt" says
Haywood.
LAST WORD
Young love Is just an urg
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