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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26
CorporateLb
And Treasures
Slide in Week
BY WARREN BENNETT
Associated Prsss Financial writer


NEW YORK. Feb. 25.-Cor-
porate bond prices shaded OF
slightly this week. Treasury
obligations were down too.
Corporate convertibles i'm
proved, but high-Quality invest
ment issues were lower on aver
age, So were utility liens and
foreign dollar bonds. Industrials
were unchanged.
American Telephone 37ss were
up W for the week to 1347s
Bethlehem Steel 3As improved
1% to 124A. Dow Chemical IS
hit q new high of 1851. q gain
of 5 for the week. Sinclair Oil
3As were up 6 to $50.
Government bond experts said
there were two key reasons for
the Treasury security markets
hesitant tone. One is that Pres
ident Eisenhower has not yet
announced his decision about
running for q second term. The
other is that the Treasurys
March refunding is now very
near. Conferences of bankers
and investment bankers With
Treasury officials are due on
Tuesday and Wednesday so that
the announcement will be made
shortly after that.
Government 21as Of 1868 gave
up 1882 for the week to close
at 81 1882 bid. The Victory
21as Of December. l972-67, were
on 1892 to 95 20/32. The 30
year 3Ns retreated 4/32 to
los 22/32 while the 40-year So
were OF asa to 100 20f32 GLE
bid.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26
CHICAGO GRAIN

CHICAGO. Feb. rs D9.--In an active
market, spanked partly b. reports y
sSFCP damage 70 Europs, srains ended
Gains were not uniformly DISTRIBUTED,
: substantial uptuTn; wheat and new
advances. But corn and cats barely
managed 70 exc out fractional eains.
Quring the week all wheat. rye and
aoypean futures set new seasonal highs
20 did All lard contracts.
Wheat closed 3h-4M higher, corn un-
changed 70 n higher, oats h-34 higher.
rye 5h-6ta higher, soybeans lE-Sai
nigher and lard IL to % cents Z hun
dred pounds higher
Gains In wheat were based partly on
the prospect this grain viii be shipped
% European countries which have suf-
Tered crop damage Is q result OF the
severe winter weather The possibility
OF 30 per cent price support l0ai,
also stirred uD demand for new crop
soybeans responded to a ,hsrp upturn
IN soybean OIL This, in turn, was
oased on prospects Of even larger than
anticipated exports Of bean oil.
Probably the most interesting devotion.
ment during the week was the sudden
revival OF rye Trading In this grain.
usually small, ran ahead Of oats and
even approached the volume In corn.
As usual. rye went In for some wide
Range Of prices for the week:
WHEAT--utRh TnW CfngN f~fn..
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26
BALTIMORE
LIVESTOCK
BALTIMORE. Feb. rs N fUsDA,

BALTIMORE. Feb. IS N (UeDA).-
Cattle; COMPARED last week: Slaughter
steers uneyenly steady TO LOO lower.
heifers generally steady; cows steady to
SO lover; bulls and stock cattle little
changed. Load choice and prime 1884
b slauehter steers early goo; most
good and choice sl6-I17s lbs 1885,
2l.60; some 120I-l56o Id. averages
l6,60-1e.75: commercial and good lO47-
1875 lbs i4.5o-l6.00: utility and COM
mercial 7s0-I150 lbs l2.5O-I6.Oo. Few
scattered lots good and choice s50-Il2U
Id slaughter hsifers 17.00-le. 90; CON-
mereial and good sl3-gos lbs 1900
1900; utility and commercial 872-gao
lbs 13.0o-I6.O0 odd sales csnner heifsrs
500. Few head youns commercial grade
cows on heifer order up to 1900: bulk
Gamers and cutters S.50-l2 30; shelly
Gamers down to 100. individual GOOD
beef bull 1900 most utility and com
mereial grade sausage bulls 13.b0-I6.60
good and choice sos 10 stocEsr steers 1
2l,00: good TAI lbs 1915; few lots me-
dunn and good 443-1027 lbs I8.50-1s.50;
some inferior and common 3o0-590 lbs
lU.UU-l3.uU.
Calves: Compared last week: Gen.
orally steady. High-ehoiee and prime
vealers mostly 2S.00-29 90; mixed lots
good and choice 22.00-27. 90; commercial
and good 10000. 90. utility and COM
mercial 13.0O-i6.00; culls down TO 1000
or under.
Hogs: Compared last week, Barrows
and gilta under 40 lbs mostly 80 lower
others steady 70 % higher: sows steady
ss s NJ. 1873 E ? ssSsso Z R. Ai iggs.
1900. 240-270 lbs 12.00-12 30: 40
lbs 1918 down: I20-140 lbs 9.7b-10.Tb;
lss6.Ia,6S; rev .ovs under 100 iSs
mainly BIS. scattered $50 lbs and
lighter up 70 1000: most 100000 lbs
S.76: 50o.ooo lbs s.26: odd head
vo sIhsssD SompaTEsd last o week; Both
changed. Pew choice and prime 5000
y yoOisa Lambs ~ q i9o 81 5 nj aood .nd
small lo sh sood los IL seolsd m eve. SSS
ewes considered 70 Be 700.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26

getting rid Of IT," says Samuel
Ulanow. a partner in District
Waste Materials Co., Inc, local
graders and packers Of paper and
rags.
The only factor that might In
fiuence prices for the scrap paper
business is the new Federal wage
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26

usual supply sources Of paper
mills in the Northeast, he said.
boosting the demand here.
Scrap paper wholesalers In this
area are getting from $21 to $23
q ton from the paper mills nova
days. "The paper situation is
good. There's no difficulty In
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26
Business Gets
Pep in Spurf
OF Spending
BY WALTER BREEDE. Jr.
Associated Press Business Writer

NEW YORK. Feb. IS .-Stepped-
up consumer spending put new
bounce In business this week.
The box-score shaped up like
this: Stock market higher: Pc
troleum production highest yet;
freight carloadings UP 40; auto
output down 81: steel produc-
ton OF slightly; bankruptcies
rising.
New car sales. very much down
during December and January,
were perking up again.
Other signs Of rising trends at
retail: Increased consumer buy
ing of home furnishings and ap-
|parel: a six per cent gain over
the ike week last year in total
department store sales. There
were symptoms. too. Of spring
fever. Merchants reported rising
sales Of backyard barbecues and
lawn chairs: women turned their
attention to Easter hats.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-26

hour law, which goes into effect
March / raising the minimum
wage from IS cents to 81. Mr..
Ulanow predicts. However, he
said. the possible higher cost
probably won't be passed down to
the retail dealer. So prices in
and organizations get
from scrap paper they save is
expected to stay high.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16
AN IMPRESSION OF WASHINGTON

could solve any crime ever con-
|cocted in the Old West in %
minutes. 1t takes them almost
an hour and a half to tidy things
lup here and pin the Indian
trouble on the rancher who
wants the sacred mountain be-
cause it is made out Of silver. OF
something like that,
1t is a woeful irony. The big
movie screen gives the Lone
Ranger physical stature and the
length demanded in a full-scale
feature film cuts him right back
down to size.
The Lone Ranger" does have
enough action to keep devotees
|of the series happy. Their hero
does wind UP triumphant. even
liz he is slow about it. Cattle
Istampedes. hand-to-hand en-
counters, dynamiting and sun
dry other embellishments add
their uproar to the noise OF
gunfire.
The film also has some memo.
rable aspects and don't ask why
they are memorable. They just
are, that's all Item: Silver high
on a cliff acting as a lookout
tapping out messages to his mas
ter below. Item: The Ranger
discards his mask several times
but appears disguised as q sori
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16

|of low comedy Gabby Hayes.
Item: A villain is named Cassidy,
but maybe that isn't dirty pool
in TV cowboy circles. Item: A
scowling Indian at one point jabs
two fingers close to the Rangers
face and declares darkly. white
man speak with two tongues. "
This reviewer almost went that
away.
THE Lone Ranger" is accom-
panied at the Metropolitan and
Ambassador by Target Zero"
It's stars are Richard Conte and
Peggie Castle and it's about the
war in Korea.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16

Icisely into this pattern. That
their excitement content is not
very high as compared with that
| of the Goodman music could not
have been more clear to Direc-
tor Davies. He has directed their
playing by Allen. Donna Reed,
tBerta Gersten and the others in
Ia key much lower than that
when the boys have their clar-
Iinets, trumpets, ETC.. in their
hands.
1t is in the latter guise that
they really swing out but at first
much less successfully than
jazz's latter day popularity would
imply.
The musical taste which Good
man and his co-rebels blared
against was cool. sweet. dull and
firmly entrenched. Ears accus-
toned to its little rhythms felt
themselves assailed by the wild,
hot, free pulsations of "Stompin'
at the Savoy" zone O'Clock
Jump" Shine" and sand the
Angels Sing"
Goodman and the restless lads
who played this kind of music
did get their chances to sell it.
Tours failed. however. and a
stint on MICS big Saturday
night likewise. until they would
end up playing for their own de-
light in another dive, joint or
otherwise unrewarding hall. But
Goodman. who could love Mozart
and chamber music and could
not understand why his music
should remain unwanted. could
not lose faith in the latter.
It is a matter Of history, and
consequently little suspense in
the picture that he finally won,
Nevertheless, the battle as re-
lated in Keith's picture manages
to be engrossing in its expert
|replaying of more than two
hours Of the music Benny made
famous. And vice versa.
Actually, those involved ir
1.-THE Benny Goodman Story
are not notably competent as
actors. Much more important is
the fact that they are without
equals when they pick up a horn,
sit down to a keyboard. or reach
for a drumstick. Listening to
them relive their trials, tribu-
lations and final triumph is an
altogether agreeable experience
BULLETIN BOARD: Opening
today at the Trans-Lux. pic
MIC" william Inge's prize Broad
way play translated to the
screen. BY, incidentally
Joshua Logan who directed the
original and whose first adven-
ture in fllm-making this Is. i.
He won q prize for it. by the
way, one Of the quarterly prizes
awarded by the Screen Directors
Guild. . There viii be a sneak
Ipreview at the Palace Theatel
on Friday night. $3.50 pm.
We can't. Of course. tell you its
title, but its stars initials are
IC. w. and G. G. :. c. w. is the
sophisticated type. g. G. is
torrid one.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16


from that of any other popular
music maker, but rather because
1t is a huge, animated album OF
Benny's music.
While Steve Allen is playing
Goodman on the screen in the
Universal production, Ben y
himself is just off the screen
playing his clarinet. This is an
altogether happy arrangement
which brings to audiences the
thing that made Goodman an
idol, his music.
And, further assuring the
films popularity, a whole slew
Of other aces of Dixieland, jazz
and swing are present to contri-
butte large swatches of their
greatest work. Among these are
Gene Krupa. Teddy Wilson,
Lionel Hampton. Harry James,
ziggy Elman and Edward kid"
DRY. Their joint recall of hot
music's adolescent heyday is as
sharp a piece of thinking as
Hollywood has done since 1.-THE
Glenn Miller Story"
That its effect in terms of nos
talgic appeal should differ is
virtually unthinkable.
y 4
Actually that part Of Good
mans story not recounted in
music in the film directed and
written by Valentine Davies is
as undistinguished as is most
musical biographies.
GeniuseS, 1t seems, are doomed
always to encounter the same
Illustrations. They are born poor
Cor they don't become movie
subjects), they are non-con-
formiSts. their emotions and
thinking become misshapen, and
II they were less doggedly de-
termined they would leave the
world as dull as they find it.
The conflicts of Benny Good
mans life-chiefly to play his
kind Of music and how to COM
pose his romance with aristo-
cratic Alice Hammond--fall pre-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16
BY HARRY MACARTHUR

There is very little difference
between THE Lone Ranger" Of
television and the one that has
turned up on the screen Of the
Metropolitan and Ambassador
ITheaters. The differences are
interesting, though, II not overly
important.
The movie Lone Ranger" Is
easier on the eyes on the big
screen. It's western outdoors is
considerably more scenic. too, as
seen through the WarnerColor
cameras.
These are what is known as
plus factors.
| There also is a minus factor,
Thanks to television we have
been laboring under the delusion
that this masked rider and his
Indian chum tJay Silverheels)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16
WHERE
AND WHEN
Current Theater Attractions
and Time of Showing

Stage
National Damn Yankees;
$50 pm.
Marcel Marceau;
$3.50 pm.
Am b ASA DOR 1.-THE Lone
Ranger; las, 4::50 and 500 pm
Capitol - Forever Darling;
ll:40 am, las. 3:45, $50. 7:3(
and $50 pm.
Colony-"Marty"; $50, 8:1t
and $3.50 pm.
Columbia - East of Eden,
1870, s and 1925 pm.
Dupont - 'Diabolique": 1855
am, 1880. $3.50. $50. 1855 and
p:40 pm.
Keith's - Benny Goodman
Story: 11:15 am, 1::20. $3.50
$40, 7:45 and 9::55 pm. t9
Little - Three Forbidden
Stories: 2:45. 6:15 and 9:55 pm
Macarthur - THE Prisoner"
sos. 8 and 9:55 pm.
Metropolitan - "The Lone
Ranger: l:10, 4:45 and BIS pm
Ontario-''The Man With the
Golden Arm; /, $40, 5:25, TAG
and $50 pm.
Palace-"The Court Jester"
II am, 1:05, 3:l5. 5:25, 7:3s
and GAS pm.
Playhouse-"All That Heaven
Allows; 11:15 am, /, 2:45, 4:30
500. sos and 9::55 pm.
Plaza-"Littlest Outlaw; IL
lao, 800. sos, 6:45, $3.50 anc
1910 pm.
Trans-Lux - Picnic; 1914!
am, 12:45, 2:45, 4:45. 6:45, 8:5'
and II pm.
Warner-"Cinerama Holiday"
2 and $3.50 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16
THE PASSING SHOW
What q Lot of Hot
B. Goodman Music
By JAY CARMODY

Kehs could hardly have with more promising
SEQUEL Guys and Dolls than 1.-THE Benny Goodman Story
which opened there yesterday
The should be of those long, time tenants
of dream should last not because
its heros notably dramatic indeed much different
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16
Lone Ranger
Takes ime
In Nets Film

THE LONE RANGER" Warner Bros
release Of Jack Wrather picture, pro-
duced by Willie Goldbeck. directed b
Stuart Heisier. screenplay by Herb
Meadow. in WarnerColor. At the Metro.
politan and Ambassador.
The Cnst
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-02-16
THE BENNY GOODMAN

THE BENNY GOODMAN
STORY" a Universal release Of
Aaron Rosenberg production,
written and directed by Valen-
tine Davies, music by Joseph
IGershenson, Henry Mancini, Sol
IYaged, Alan Harding. and Har-
old Brown. At Keith's Theater.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-06-27
summer
KA S
f2l:2'

large selection Of domes, soiIors,
pill-boxes, shells, brims
white. posteIs, block and navy
Toyon, shontung, rough straw, cotton
Down Stors Store Millinery
49,. also Bethesda Budget Store
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-06-27
ehiIdren's washable apparel

Girls two-pieee cotton pIuysuits in sizes
3 to Ok. LOO
Girls assorted cotton plisse popovers
in sizes 7 to l4----- SSe
Girls cotton Observation-Disclosures pants
and ltolion style blouse. Sizes 7 to Ia.
Were 3.oo--- --z.8S
Down Stoirs Store, Girls Apparel
Infonts' sompIe and Irregular cotton
pIoyweor, dresses, dioper SETS Sizes 9
month and years. Regularly or if per-
feet 2.oo and 3.o9.---- 1888
Down Stoirs Store, Infants and Juveniles
Jr. boys cotton twill wash shorts, boxer
waist; 6-l2 Were 80 l.59, z for 300
Boys assorted cotton knit shirts; s to ! 6.
Were ! 80
Boys Dan River cotton plaid boxer swim
shorts; 6 to l6. Were 90 -----l.59
2poirs 800
Down Stors Store, Boys Weor
Boys hish-top block tennis shoes, sizes
2I2 to 6, 6h to 10. --L---2.99
Down Stors Store, Chdren's Shoes
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-06-27
Women's apparel, accessories

PFNsSY OOOSUOVthUS
Junior dresses in one and two piece STYLES.
Cottons and royons in assorted coIors;
7 to IS. Were 800 to 1895,
100 to 1900
Junior assorted cotton skirts; lis.
Were 500 to 7.eo - 3.9o
Down Stoirs Store. Junior Miss
Women's casual and dressy royon
dresses; broken sizes. Were 500 to
IVY so
Down Stoirs Store, Budget Dresses
Tailored boby-doII bIouses Of washable
cotton; assorted colors, ploids; 32-38.
Were 2.99. 2.59, z for 500
Sleeveless cotton bIouses; solids; 32-38.
Were .99 80 --l.59, z for 800
Down Stoirs Store. Bouses
Block wool stoIes. Were 500. 3.oe
Cotton and royon hcIters and midriffs;
S, M, L. Were 80 100
Down Stoirs Store, Neekweor
Fomous name cotton bras, discontinued
styles. regular and stropless Broken
sizes 32-4O Were more. 7ee
Down Stoirs Store. corsets and Bros
Dress sheer topaz nyIon hose with dark
seams. Short, medium, long; 8R-ll.
Were | .35 6oe
Down Stoirs Store. Hosiery
Lightweight nyIOn and double woven cot
ton gloves, assorted styles, broken sizes
SIN. Were ! 80 I,29
Attractive sunsIusses, reg. 2.3o ---l.S9
Down Stoirs Store, Gloves
ChoIk white bracelets and earrings.
KeQulOrIV 10 Soc foV m
Add 1923 Federal tax.
Down Stoirs Store. Costume JeweIy
Assorted hcndbogs in straw, Plastic,
toilIe. st quality and Irregular.
" PerTect 3.OO 80
Add 1919 Federal tox
Down Stoirs Store, Hondboes
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-06-27
useful homefurnishings

Hand blown miIk-white glass table
lamps, 2oK inches high, white porch
ment paper shade. 500, z for 1913
Heovy bottom drink glasses OF. juice
or cocktail, 9 OF. voter or hi-bolI, z OF.
iced tea dozen 100
Common and Pocifie Mills beach towels,
3Ox6O sizes, cotton terry cloth 1873
Cotton chenille both mat sets l.95
FIoeked nylon tier eurtoins 1863
Seconds Of Springs Mills pereoIe sheets,
72xlO8, twin fitted. 1893
Blk lo8, full fitted. z.3o
PiIlowcoses. sac
Down stoirs Store, Homefumishinss, North Building
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-05
sbbb! THE KLAN'S
AT WORK

On rare occasions The Horny
Herald, Conway's weekly newspaper.
comes up with q gem. Last weeks
editorial TOO Much Free Advertising
For the xxx" wasn't one of them.
The Herald, while claiming to have
been always outspoken against the
Klu Klux Khan, seems to desire less
clamor and more whispering.
I'VE do not want the general public
to get the impression that the Herald
is the only paper in the world that
the Khan is against" said the Herald
editorially. During a recent XXX
meet, the FIELD newspaper in Con-
way was attacked for its articles
against the Klan. The Herald was not
mentioned.
We have said before and we will
say again that glaring headlines ad-
vertising the Khan organization with
a Conway dateline is no good for
Conway the Herald stated.
1t seems from this corner that the
Herald wants to admit the xxx has
burning desire for rebirth in Horny
County. Yet, it wants to keep it
family affair and not let the rest of
the world know what is transpiring.
SO long as the XXX organizational
meetings are aired through the press,
its doubtful if Conway's reputation
as clean, refreshing and progressive
community will be damaged. News
papers that suppress news, whether
it regards the xxx or the preachers
daughter, do more to damage
towns growth than any other one
thing we can think of at the moment.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-05
Editorials IL. . /.

chants should stay open or Close has
been stored away for another holiday.
Ben l.. Nesmith. president Of the
Merchants Association, echoed our
sentiments when he stated 1.-The Mer-
chants Association has no right to die
tate when stores should stay open or
close"
1t was a statement that should take
care of all future holidays but we
doubt that it will.
The only possible way, and it isn't
a cinch, to ease the pain Of pitting
one merchant against the other, is for
the group to decide at their annual
meeting which holidays should be OBJ
served during the year.
There isn't merchant in the Asso-
citation who wouldn't 60 along with
an orderly program if it were handled
at the annual meeting.
It's fine to observe holidays. 1t pro-
vides a treat for the employees and
employer.
Yet, we must remember the econ
omy of our section of the state. The
greatest portion of revenue in Column
bus County rears its head at this time
of the year. Thus the problem of
merchant doing as much business a.
possible during tobacco season must
not be ignored. This is the line of
thought followed by those who dis
approve of last minute efforts to close
their stores and observe holiday at
the peak of tobacco season.
The other school of thought con-
tends the Labor Day holiday is gen.
orally observed and customers are
too scarce to make it profitable for
merchant to remain open.
AS we see it, the best solution would
be to seek cooperation from Loris and
Whiteville and set up program for
observing holidays. That way none
of the towns would lose business and
all concerned would be happy.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-05
BY Barney Glazer

The real reason why Demo-
Gratis thing that Adlai Steven
son has a good chance: he
doesn't have holes in his shoes
anymore Overheard al the
recent Republican convention.
Il just don't like him. He's one
OF the desc, dose and Demo
crat guys Bob Vincent
tells about the pet owner who
left her cat at the veterinarian
hospital overnight but she
looked so unhappy about the
idea the doctor suggested:
Would you like one of our
loan kittens"
A woman loves to live a full
life and Walter Mcndenhall
contends that the best 10 years
Of any woman's life are be-
tween 35 and 80 He was
dressed Immediately and l
couldn't help asking him:
Does your wife help select
your clothes? Heck no." he
protested, "she never picks my
suits, just my pockets"
Ny uncle has been Dragging
about his old car. ITS a 1910
model" he beams, "a solid
black Cadillac" Maury
Rodine, the furniture man ad-
mires ladies who wear toread-
or pants. That is, he admires
how they're ever able 10 get
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-05
BARNEY'S BLARNEY

into the pants The CUSTOM
er was bargaining over the
price OF the living room chair.
1T isn't the principal" she in
sisted, its the money"
Reader OF this gallery swears
he was walking past a house
when a lady popped her head
out of the door and shouted at
her 5-ycar-old: Jeffrey, you
come into the house this very
minute or you won't get your
second cup OF coffee" Isn't
II wonderful how you no long
cr see all those disgusting
drunkS staggering down our
sidewalks. They're all driving
cars now.
Eve Edwards. the classy
classified gal, says there isn't
anything unusual in what you
here. It's what you overhear
that's fun, chuckleS Eve
Choice dialogue from Univers-
ais new movie, The Unguard-
ed Moment" when George
Nader reminisces: THE only
things I remember about my
school teachers are that one
smelled Of snuff and the other
had red hair on her knuckles."
Bob Vincent can't figure il
out either. How come we're
always broke after buying so
many things that pay for it.
self? g. A young housewife
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-05
AN EXPLOSIVE SUBJECT

Labor Day is gone and the explo-
Sive powder as to whether or not mer-
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-05

took her first golf lesson from
a club professional and return
cd the next day with a lady
friend. Ready for your second
lesson" smiled the profession
al. I'm going to teach my
friend today" snapped the
lady. Il learned yesterday"
Advice TO Readers Dept. d.
One reader writes me: My
wife carried two heavy ship
ping bags from the market
while / remained in my car.
One of her friends says I'm
nasty. Am T." Answer: You
certainly are. mister. Next
time insist that she carries
only one bag At a time . An
other reader asks: I'm 80
year-old stenographer and I've
been waiting for Is years for
a man who is rich, handsome
and considerate. I haven't
found him yet but I'm determ-
inted l will. Meanwhile, / want
to select my clothes and be
prepared. What shall / have,
for example, in my trousseau?"
Answer: Five dozen mothballs.
No matter how much money
my wife spends, I always have
the satisfaction that l still have
q few thousand dollars left
in my adding machine
Brassy conversation at a re-
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