Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-01-25
Carriers Column
By-W. Horace Carter

Dr. and Mrs. Cook, Tabor City, have four year
little dog has dashed bucket her. says
few days ago Susan was playing out in the with
puppy Christmas gift when her mother iA
She came in and startled her mother Susan wringng
What in the world happened to you?" Mrs. Cook asked.
My doggy dashed bucket me-" she said
He dashed bucket of water
was just walking around the corner of the house and he
was waiting for with bucket of it all
sincerely. ~
, Furthermore she led her mother outside
master with. Susan still sticks to the story too. ~
My six year old talking about his 10 months old
baby sister the other day.
Daddy gave zelda Kay her doll and told
where it was supposed to be spanked"
One church And told this at couple
of civic affairs already. ~
Seems that the jantor cleaning pulpit of the
church one Monday morning when
~ oe no harm IN looking over and he began to read it.
lew paragraphs down the manuscript preachers
MAKE VIOLENT FIST GESTURE" pNS A' '''N
Then there paragraph parasranb n,
text Just plain reading material and then the preachers
ton VERY WEEK ARGUMENT YELL LIKE H.
This story of you have heard me tell too
The Northern gentleman and Southern gentleman ven
walking dow the streets discussing how friendly
the relations between the North South were
AS they turned corner gathering people attracted
their attention They all sidewalk looking
up at man standing 90 window ledge The edge
walker obviously contemplating suicide
policeman on the ground trying desperately to talk
Dom take your life mister the policeman Just think
Oh your wife your children mother family They
wouldn't want you to do this. Think O. them
i cont have family back the detected ren1v !"
We'll, think of love ,o, RI,
said he policeman - ~ '"' -4t"N u 'nehi'
Il don't have any friends" he said
me policeman was getting desperate conversation now,
ana SAID wen, then think of Robert E Lee"
WhoS Robert Z. Lee" the ledge walker asked
me poHcenah turned on his heels away But as
ne dld ne said Go ahead and jump you damn Yankee
Governor Hodges and Capus have already raised
IN 'he Business Development Corporation North
ahle
INDUSTRY that desires TO settle Carolina
me North Carolina Jaycees putting on sate-wid,
t iiilu operation Boosrap' additional funds
Tor THIS worthwhile ~
Stock being offered in corDor,.io, =,
SO share It's good investment On paper il nrornis nood
return TO the stakeholder being of important service
10 North Cardinals economy. 0'''N0
me big stock buyers have up 100000 Now the little
MUM dr'alS are asked to
So ot>l IMAM TO SHOW that the has public pnort
you can spare few, one, dollar bill Won can
% oI service Look up JaycCc give call He viii be
" 10 hunt you and make you holc-a sochoder in
"'c industrial progress of North Carolina.
by the tma this print there may be two candidates
Governor. ' "'' L''Sei
hUi we have always our neck out one v,, or ootb
HrNr l prediction at this carly No candidate can
i'"'E'S 'oi me EovTnors lie strongest
SCOT mac hnc could beat him wanted ~
we say ms IN spite of long friendship with the Son.
'Ioi ana as a supporter of long
nc '"'"io"! Evening Post last Of old Ben
statement IN 1871 but too av every man in ,L
paper business can thoroughly appreciate Frank ,to
n ms lr ALL PRINTERS WERE DETERMINED NOT TO
itlNI ANY THING TILL THEY WERE SIRE TT worn n
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