Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-11-20
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CHANGE

SEVUtwoI
Time was when a cantank-
erous child beat his head on
the floor but times have
changed-nowadays his par
ents buy him hot-rod so that
he can beat his head against
the windshield.
KID STUFF
Father: "Son, the time has
come for me to talk to you
about the birds and the bees"
Sonny: You're on, Daddio.
whatcha wanna known"
oAFFYNiTIoNs
Bore: A person who holds a
conversation-and holds, and
holds.
Nitwit: A person who does
MT know the meaning of fear.
DooooNE
Feebledorster and Frisbie
were brought before the mag
istrate following an alterca-
ton. Judge asked Frisbie what
had caused the trouble. Fris-
bic replied, "Feebledorster
kicked my dog!"
Judge asked Feebledorster
why he had committed such a
nasty act and Feebledorster
quietly answered, well, you
see sir, Frisbie's dog lifted his
leg and I thought he was going
to kick ME!"
HuMNN!
And for the younger genera
ton we offer this advice-"the
school of experience opens just
about the time the sun goes
down.
WINNER
The only way a fellow can
win at the race track is to bet
on a horse at 20 to ! when the
race doesn't start until z
o'clock.
FASHION
If we had it to do all over
again, we'd open dressmak-
ing establishment. That's the
only business we know that
gets paid good money for a
raw deal.
OUCH!
And then there's the one
about the glass blower with
the hiccups. The boss put him
to work making percolator
tops.
LIVING
In the good old days a girl
never held a mans hand-now
she has to.
DILEMMA
Wonder what Siamese twins
think of Siamese cats?
TELEPHONES
There are not enough won-
en- in the United States be-
tween the ages of Is and 40 to
man the telephone exchanges
were we to have maintained
the old fashioned telephone
systems using operators.
THINK
A CUSTOMER is the
most important person in any
business he is not depend
ent on us-we are dependent
on him :. he does not inter-
rupt our work-he is the reas-
on for it he does us fav-
or by using our goods-we are
doing him no favor by serving
him he is part of our bus
iness-not means to an end
i. he is not statistic-he is
real and has the same emo
tions as our own !. he is not
some one to argue with
he merely tells us his wants
il is our duty to fulfill them
he is deserving of the best
service and attention that we
can give him he is the fell
low that makes it possible for
us to pay salaries no matter
what we do !. a customer is
the lifeblood Of this or any
other business. a GUS
TONER is better than a solid
gold Cadillac and if you treat
him right he'll get you one!
~?
We heard about a fellow
that picked chicken in four
seconds but we don't think it's
anything to crow about.
COLOSSAL
The new moving picture,
''The Ten Commandments is
so colossal that DeMille had to
add several new ones to the
original ten.
OPINION
We ike people VINO coiiie
right out and say what we
think.
LIVING
We feel sorry for modern
day children who seem to
have their entire lives planned
for them. Nothing was more
cherished in our own youth
than an empty" day.
LAST WORD
Now they've invented push
button that pushes back. The
buttons can be installed in
children's bedrooms and it is
said that when the button
pushes back 1t makes the child
feel wanted!