Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-07-24
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GOLF
A lot of pros go around the
golf course under par but the
girls go around in as little as
possible.
WISH
When young girl was ask
ed what reading material she
would like if she were cast
away on a desert island, she
replied, "a tattooed sailor!
SOLUTION
1t takes lot of will power
for a man to stop his bad hab-
its. This is the reason he gets
married. the wife furnishes
it!
QUESTION
Wonder what ever became
of Grace Kelly and Prince
What's-h name?
ENGINEERING
Little boy asked a railroad
engineer what he thought
about as the train Numbered
through the night at 80 m.p.h.
Engineer gave the best answer
we've ever heard in such a cir
cumstance. Said he, "Son, |
think about a mile ahead"
And so it is with life. 1t would
pay us all to think a mile
ahead as we rush headlong
through each day.
SPEED
America is the only country
in the world that can boast
that everything it manufactur-
es is obsolete when it hits the
street. And with credit being
what it is, even money is get
ting old fashioned.
WIMMlN
If your wife is getting ideas
about a mink coat just tell her
how fat she looks in one.
ADVERTISING
The latest national surveys
show that there are 3.4 peo-
nle in the average American
family. Dad is probably the
four-tenths of person they
mention but it's a fact that
every issue of this newspaper
is read by 3.4 persons!
EXPLANATION
Copper: And now, young
lady, what gear were you in
when the accident happened? Z?
Young Lady: Il had on
tweed sports dress, tan Shoes
brown hat and 7. II
HUMNN!
When the man runs out on
the bride at the altar, ne
doesn't lose his nerve ne
finds it!
TAKES
It's too bad that the meek
don't inherit the earth rlght
now. The inheritance taxes
would help lower the debt on
the future.
RELIGION :
If you look at your church
contributors as kind OF a fire
insurance premium you're
asking for a fire, brother!
VIEWPOINT
Old Haywood Snugg, the
Frank Lloyd Wright of Trad
ersville. says that nowadays an
early American house is one
where you have to go outside
to get to the GARAGE!
To which Big Nancy, Hey
woods old girl friend said,
THAT Haywood amt so smart
as all that. Why, he don't pay
enough attention to me so that
he could identify the body"
COMPARISON
The Russians make all kinds
of claims about what they
have that we don't have but
there's ore thing our girls
have got that they don't and
that thing is SEX-APPEAL!
LIFE
Mothers would be lot hap
pier if there were no designing
females to grab their sons and
If the woods were full of de-
signing males to carry off
their daughters.
MEDICINE
It may be of little or no or
more or less interest to our
readers that the female sex
hormone is called "relaxin."
ADhGE
We like the expression-"It
is amazing how much good a
man can do if he doesn't care
who gets the credit for II"
MEAN
Fellow told us that he knows
man who is so mean that he
lives in little poison-ivy COW
cred cottage.
WELT
We think the scientists have
every reason to take the first
rocket TO the moon-after all.
II was they who are making it
impossible to live on the earth.
FACT
Contrary to opinion. bsciie-
lors make good husbands out
af ynarriad Yynanf