Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-05-13
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4iNIA AllS AllllkoSA VI Illlo oIdbC'
ment. DR.. White broke into sons
to the tune of Summertime"
Summer time, time for taking
W it easy.
Fish are biting. and the golf
ing is fine.
And the G. o. p. on the front
porch is resting,
For ,ChiStle-StopS are sure out
OF line g. -.
Boost for Adams
Enter Attorney Genera
Brownell" and "Sherm a r
Adams" the Presidents top as
sistant. The Importance of Mr.
Adams in the White House was
not lost on the audience. as Mr.
Brownell remarked that the Gov
eminent was in good hands. Re.
piled Mr.. Adams:
Everything is in good hands
with an Adams in the White
House"
The spotlight then swung tt
another club member imperson.
ating Senator Knowland of Cal
ifornia, the Senate G. o. P
leader, who was willing to rur
for the Republican presidential
nomination if President Eisen.
hover decided against a second
term.
Mr.. Brownell asked him wheth.
er he hadn't switched back tc
Mr.. Eisenhower. Senator Know
land said yes and then. to the
music of You Made Me Love
YOU" he sang:
You made me loue you.
! didn't tUGnnG do it, l didn't
1Uanna do 1t,
You made me feel blue,
b And all the time you kneW it.
And the final socker:
Since / cant haze ,Dhat l tried
for,
You knoW you'Ue got the kind
OF cause I'd die for,
You knoW you made me lore
you.
Then it was Vice President
Nixon's turn.
Saved by Long Count
AS club members representing
Secretary of Commerce Weeks
and Senator Margaret Chase
Smith questioned him about how
many times he had attended the
swearing in of somebody else as
President and how he felt. Mr.
Nixon replied: Il feel like the
man who was on the brink
saved by the referees long
count" and then sang:
When Tue climbed the highest
places,
But a cloud holds the sun
shine in.
Suddenly there's the White
House
And I'm all at peace again.
When Secretary of Agriculture
Benson appeared next he was
asked about the serious situation
in the Middle East, but i'm
mediately replied, Middle East?
Middle East? Say. have you
taken look at the Middle
West?"
Here is his vocal explanation
sung to the tune of THE yellow
Rose of Texas:
At the Golden Gate convention
I'm going there to see
They prite the proper platform
For good old G. o. P.
AS Mr.. Benson concluded Mr.
Weeks raised the question OF -
wonder if television can make
PRESIDENT"
why not? A President GER
tainly has made television."
At that moment train whistle
is heard in the distance and al
cup their ears in apparent con-
sternation.
Turing to National G. o. P
Chairman Leonard Hall. Mr.
Weeks declared: They've got
train all right"
Eyes, but we've got Ike anc
Robert Montgomery" Mr.. Hal
replied as he sang:
You alone could make 1t
knoUn,
You alone could make the
decision.
The Aswan Dam in Egypt
which both the United State
and Russia are trying to financ'
IN the struggle between thu
democratic and Communis
forces for influence in the Mid
die East, was the subject for tn
skit dealing with foreign policy
The giveaway and come-and
get-it features of this economic
battle were featured. In fact
United States Senators Wiley o
Wisconsin and Fulbright Of Ar
kansas. shown on the stage II
front of the pyramids, try T.
see the top of the dam, bu
can't.
why does it have to be 81
big?" asks Senator Wiley.
We'll, you see, we built tn
first section replied Mr.. Full
bright. Then the Russians bull
a section. Then we built an
other. You can see for your
self"
yeah, 22,860 feet high--an'
still growing" was Mr.. Wiley
caustic answer.
Come and Get 1t
When Egyptian Premier Has
ser turned to Indian Prime Min
lister Nehru and asked him hoy
the Americans are treating him
Mr.. Nehru replied:
Oh, this great conte-nnd-oet-
1t day,
Isn't 1t fun, our worry Is done
and money Is hay,
Nous the time things iDill
come our DGy
on this great, great come-dnd-
get II day.
Secretary Of State Dulles, VIII
can't understand why he shout