Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-08-29
Carers
Column
By-W. Horace Carter
BEST AID HE EVER HAD


all the country talking day time
he was running weekly newspaper in the West
he had particularly good advertiser who
page ad about month promoting his department store
He the only merchant town who ads and
they all similar That he believed in his ads be-
black and bold could them and with just
items the ad possible usually several
thousand circulars from the ads too.
Well on one occasion the print shop made the mans
ads usual with all the black and bodness that the ad
always had went in the and the circulars
and mailed After the completion of the job and the paper was
the street the mails publisher look
the with critical with edit
and publishers.
to big black page ad and was admrng it
when of all things discovered getting
the customer wanted the of the had been omitted
by the printer No where the entire there refer
to who putting the sale.
1t too late to do anything about it.
But the following day when the sale opened the publish
walked apologies
tiser There front of the whole line people
trying get inside shop jammed
with people making purchase after huge purchase.
The owner of the store walked publisher and
patted him on the back saying Jim this the most success
full promotion that we have had That ad the best
since have been
one Just exactly like it next month"
Now the publisher simply grinned Obviously the store
manager hadn't noticed that the signature left
well let's have like month just
minor change" the publisher said.
exactly like this one that has brought in all this fine business
and made this sale such successful event.
manager.
By this time publisher perhaps things
going well at the store that proper
tell him that carry So
broke the to the store manager.
about how successful the sale was the store got mad
wet hen.
Using with similar pattern month and
off This customer had his page
ads so many times that the public Immediately recognized the
location OF the sale without the of the
In Seattle the day man fell down an elevator
shaft and landed in swivel chair. The quite
verse in Washington where they into talspn they
land in a swivel chair.
Today when money are not so interested in how
as in hON SOundi is he dO liar
politics who crow oudcst over their pick today
are the first to pick crow with him tomorrow.
J. F B. l. works on the theory that jail-
bird in the handouts is worth the
Too much worry over too many irons the
walks of life paths glory to converge
into a pSychopath.
1t isn't the 500 plate the average politician
at the political dinner its his upper and lower.
Women who signal service IN doing good turns
often fail to give one in doing left
Pentagon goes in for soft soaping we may as well
add three more wings and call it the "Octagon"
ticking becomes as expensive by the ward as
taxi meter ticking by the mile. that's initiation
The of sudden started with hardening of
the arterial highways.
The danger of poisoned by unexpected meats has
been heralded from Florida to Maine
The brcaycrs salary is $4,000 per year. the av-
eage college professors $500 The triumph spatter
"One touch Of nature makes whole world kin" and
without one touch from Uncle worlds broke
There's hidden tax almost everything except the
skeleton IN the closed Here the proud is hard to
conceal. ~
It's hard to tell at the Havana whether the
most popular steps those of the rumba the rum
For four years he has been idozcd as the best pgsln
receiver on the campus commencement and sheepsn
day-nO catch.
ably late. ''''''' % ''"''''
Dyed-n-the-woo friends those Who when they spin
by TO see YOU know when to become homcspun.
Oh applied science degree often interested in aDpyine
e science OF getting bachelor with without degree
When scf-madc marrics a scf-naid, woman j,
would be pesumptuous to call the settles" bundles
from heaven. ~
. How quickly the little hot-rodders grow up We bay1
hem out today, and bail them out tomorrow
~ The Bktn bathing suit only gives ones coin purse
fits, but fits into WIN NN-'~
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