Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-12-18
Continuously
in the service of
MADISON COUNTY
SINCE 1857
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DELINQUENCY

DELINQUENCY
Best suggestion for the cure
for juvenile delinquency that
we've ever heard of is law
requiring all parents to be off
the street by 9 o'clock.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
In Denmark it's "Glaedelig
JUL" Over in Holland they
say, "Hartelijke Kerstgroet-
enw The Firms say "Hauskaa
Joulua" "Joyeux Noel!" say
the French. In Germany
it's "Froehliche Weihnachten"
The Italians say Bono Nat
aler' The Spaniard says Eel
ices Pascuas! The Portuguese
say "Boas Festas! But it's
Merry Christmas" in any Ian
guage.
BOXED IN
We have to hand it to the
boxing fraternity they're the
only people we know of who
fight to pay their taxes.
OUCH!
And remember this girls.
when your boy friend tells you
he's going to stag party,
he's probably going on dear
hunt!
HAPPINESS
If happiness could be
bought, a lot of people would
be unhappy simply because
they couldn't afford as much
of it as the other fellow.
TAXES
Thought provoker to end all
thought provokers is this fact
The United States revolt
ed against England because of
excessive taxation!
MARRIAGE
Young swains of today
aren't satisfied with getting
the girl they want 'em gift
wrapped.
MEMORY
They tell a story around
Chicago about the inebriate
who jumped over a railing in
to Pres e n EisenhoWers
arms at the convention and
said, "Howyuh, Ike old boy!
Y You're the greatest!" Then,
turning to a friend, the drunk
hollered, Told yuh I never
forget a face"
FISH STORY
Fellow name of Bass re-
Gently married a gal name of
Fish down in the deep south
recently. Rumor has it that
they'll name their first girl
child Minnie.
SUCCESS
"Just think, said the boss,
when you came here you
were the youngest postage
stamp Ticker in the United
States. and now after for
ty years of faithful service,
you're the oldest!"
COMPARISON
Take away Marilyn Mon
roe's blonde hair and whatta-
yuh got 2" says Henny Young
man. "I'll tell yuh! Yuh got
the sexiest lookin bald-headed
woman in the world"
INJUNS
Statistics show conclusively
that more and more Ameri-
can women are working these
days. The Indians had it pref
ty good before the white man
came and with little luck
maybe we boys are in for
more leisure time.
KID STUFF
One of the little Sunday
school pupils had come in and
left the door open. The good
parson asked, "And who was
born in a barn." Small voice
at the back of the room ans
wered, "Jesusp
COLOR
The prettiest greenery seen
in these parts during the holi-
days is the exact shade OF
US. mint.
LIVING
Advice to all those fathers
with small babies in the fam
lily. walking the floor with
Junior in the middle of the
night is a swell time to break
in new pair of shoes!
PoLLYTlckS
The average politician is
like the bottom half OF
double boiler he blows off
lot of steam but he doesn't
know what's cooking.
PEOPLE
People are just big col
lection of human beings who,
when everything is going al
right, start complaining.
MODERN AGE
Nobody worries about the
wolf at the door anymore
especially since they found out
that he was devoured by a
mink.
LAST WORD
The Federal Reserve
Boards tight money policy
proves one thing it is now