Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-07-10
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VIEWPOINT

HenI WHO uOSSIl get NdCdJlOAl
pay and a sick leave. He does
get social security but he pays
for this himself.
STATISTIC
If you were to lay all the
sausage castings made in the
US. each year end to end they
would make a tube $4,000
miles long. This is no baloney.
MORALS
1t is probably true that a
poor man is better man than
a rich man. SHINING costs a
lot of money these days.
LIVING
Now hear this. "a glorious
Fourth does not come out of
an empty fifth!
HuMNNI
After many years of obser-
vation, we have come to the
conclusion that anything that
is either whispered or shout
ed is not worth listening to.
OUCH
Old rancher stumbled into
the sheriff's office back in
1850. He had SO many Indian
arrows sticking in him that he
looked like a pin-cushion.
Sheriff asked him, what in the
world had happened and the
rancher replied. Its them
DANCED Sioux indians again.
Last night they raided us and
scalped my wife, carried off
the kids, killed the cattle,
burned the mouse and barn
and killed my old dog, Shep."
Horrible, said the sheriff,
''but don't those arrows stick
ing in you hurt 2"
At this the old rancher win
ched and replied, Only when
laugh, partner, only when /
Taught"
HOLY MATRiMoNY
And. girls, if you want to
lose your husband, just put
him on a diet of cold shoulder
and hot tongue.
BUSINESS
It's getting so that a man
would be much better off if
they kept his salary and gave
him the deduction.
!?
Take the air out of a big
wheel and all you have left is
a flat tire.
WASHINGTON
Down in Washington (they
tell us) those cocktail parties
are attended by high" gov
ernment officials!
TEXAS
And then there's the one
about the wealthy Texas cat
tleman who says that he
doesn't brand cattle anymore.
He has 'em engraved!
WAY OUT
The citizens of Englewood,
Colorado, are privileged to at
tend the twice-monthly meet
ings of the town council and
any taxpayer may be heard
from on any subject merely by
calling city hall by noon of the
meeting day. Programs of the
items or the agenda are pass
ed out to all who attend the
meetings. Englewood must be
well-run city.
SPEED
The new safety belts now
being installed in the new cars
have one attribute that no one
has realized as yet the un-
dertaker has a much easier
time finding the body!
LUCK
Herb Score, Cleveland Ind
ians, pitcher. must have set
some kind of q record coup-
le of weeks ago when he pitch
ed two games consecutive and
allowed but two hits in each
game while losing both by 10!
VIEWPOINT
Old fellow was pulling a
wheelbarrow up a steep hill
and passing stranger asked
him how come. Old fellow
shook his head and replied, Il
Just CANT stand the sight of
the DANCED thing!"
LikkER
Some peoples are just like
firecrackers when it comes to
drinking. no good after the
fourth. that isl
KID STUFF
Little boy stepped up to the
librarian with a copy of What
Every Young Mother Should
Know. The librarian quest
ioned the lad as to his choice
and the little fellow said,
We'll, you see, I'm collecting
moths!"
RELIGION
And reme,lber this. no
one ever graduates from bible
study until he meets the auth
or face to face.
LAST WORD
Laugh and the world laughs
with you cry and you cry
out loudl