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% AAe1A Ao<Ts 4OoH2 fSHl
res or sale6 in full Rates
oine table are annual dis
asst quarterly or semiannual
wise noted special or extra
4 q Also extra or extras.
d Declared or paid
nd e Declared or paid so
In stock during 1855, esti-
dividend or redistribution
Declared or paid after stock
clared or paid this wear, an
% arrears o Paid
ed deferred or no action
tine r Declared or paid IN
I Payable IN stock during
on ex-divtdend or ex-dis-
tins dividend cld Called
distribution IT Ex-rights.
With warrants Wd When
led nd Next day delivery
,rship or being reorganized
or securities assumed BY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-09-09
COMMODITY PRICES

NEW YORK. Sept 9 W.-The Asso.
ciated Press index OF S6 important COM
modtties pushed higher this week,
| 1872 90 week ago and 171.7S year
ago. The industrials component touched
q new high. Other cateeories which
and cotton, textiles, and non-ferrous
metals
The following table gives comparative
index figures for the current week. last
week and 4 wear avn
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-09-09

Hates Of DIVIDENDS 10 the toregoin1
taolt are annual disbursements based
on the last quarterly OF semi .anntaI
ueelaraton Unless otherwise noted spe
c.al o. extrs dividends are DOT Included
Also extra OF extras 0 Annual rata
plut stock dividend Declared OF paic
" ltob olus stock dividend Declared
o. paid 80 Tar this year Payahis h
stoes dufing 1855 estimated cash vaiug
or el-ciVioenc on ex-distribution Hate
PAio ias rear b Declared oY naid
aitei stock DIVIDEND OF spIit.np EDt
iATeo " oaln this rear an aeeumula
I'VE aSue with DIVIDENDS 10 RrearS
PAiq this year dividend omitted de.
ierrec OF ne action taken ct last divi,
aenq meetlnn Declareo o. paid IN
lgbe plul stoef dividend Payahle h
stoch dqring 1886 estimated casb Vains
o1 sa.dlyidenc q ex-distFieutlop date
Liquidatins dividend cid Called TEr
oiytoend ksdis n distribution q d
rlenA ~ WITHOUT garrants ~ VIII
garrants 10 When dlstri6uted vi Wher
ngued no Next day delivery en- oaef.
ruptcy o. feceiyerahit o. baina foof.
sAni1sd under ~ Bankruptcy Aet .,
sseaFitia assume1 b 1aeb ooI1anisS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-09-09
ASALESMAN'S'
SECRET PAID |
NE $500
By q Wall Street Journal
Subscriber

stood In . railroad station chat.
ting with . friend who Il . vet
eran salesman. His livelihood dc.
ponds on his knowledge Of people.
"Notics the men who are carrying
The Wall Street Journal" he said.
"They are better dressed. They
look successful. They have better
ears. Some have chauffeurs."
] saw that the salesman was
right. So / decided to subscribe to
The Wall Street Journal myself.
] have been reading it ever since.
1t is like having q locomotive
hitched to my wagon. It tells me
things to do to get ahead, to save
money, to enlarge my income, to
cut taxes. Last year my income
was up $500.
This story Is typical. Because
the reports in The Wall Street
Journal come to you daily, you get
quick warning Of any newtrend that
may affect your income. You get
the facts in time to protect your
interests or seize a profit. The
Journal is a wonderful aid to SAL
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of priceless benefit to ambitious
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The Wall Street Journal is the
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Evening star., 1956-03-25
Eight Servicemen
Hurt in 2-Cur Crush

Eight servicemen were injured
late yesterday when their two
cars sideswiped and sent one
crashing into a tractor trailer on
Route l south of Woodbridge, Va.
State police said a north bound
Icar driven by Thomas w. Law
renee, %. a sailor whose ship is
lat Norfolk, Va, was in collision
with a south hound vehicle
driven by william B. Udorp, 81,
stationed at the Marine Corps
Schools, Quantice.
Mr.. Lawrence's car went out
Iof control, collided with a south
bound tractor-trailer and was
destroyed by the impact.
Police listed the loss as $4,000
for the Lawrence car, $1,000
damage to Mr.. Udorp's car and
about $500 to the truck.
No one was injured critically
but all were taken to the Marine
base hospital at Quantico for
treatment.
Evening star., 1956-03-25
Eisenhower Know-How
Gets Truman Bockhond

Speaking further of President
Eisenhower. Mr.. Truman said:
MY sympathies are with him
It's the greatest job in the world
It's a full-time job. It's a man.
killing job" Then he added:
THE Nation needs an all-time
President in the White House
and he ought to be a Democrat
Mr. Truman advised the young
party workers to give it all
you've got no matter what you
do"
Quips On the Cuff
II was never overly blessed
with brains. but had a lot of en-
ergy and liked to work"
Mr.. Truman offered these quips
in his off-the-cuff talk:
II heard the reason Ike is
again a candidate for President
is because he couldn't make q
living on his farm with Benson as
Secretary Of Agriculture"
Il saw a sign in Minnesota
which read, In Ike we trusted,
now we're busted
Evening star., 1956-03-25

for visitors and small platform
ION which Mr.. Lamb stands each
morning at 10 am. to answer
questions from anyone who
comes in. To date, two citizens
have fired questions at the can.
|didate. One showed up Thursday
and one Friday.
Eight women spend each work.
ink day constantly telephoning
|citizenA urging them to register
as voters-irrespective Of party
|affiliation. But each time. plHe
lis made for George P. Lamb
When registration closes April
|16, these women will ask resi-
dents to vote for Mr.. Lamb.
Lots Of souvenirs are available
There are beanie caps In red
and white colors which proclaim
Lambs the Man." There are
toothpicks which suggest that
you "Pick Lamb" There are
pencils and thermometers.
Next month Mr.. Lamb intends
Ito rent convertible, have his
daughter drive him around town
$50 he can shake hands with
people. just like Senator Ke-
IfalIVer.
Evening star., 1956-03-25

! KANSAS CITY, Kans., Mar. Q.
[R.-Former President Truman
tonight told an audience o.
Young Democrats that any o.
them knows as much about rum
ming the government as Presi'
dent Eisenhower.
I'm very fond Of the Presi-
dent" Mr.. Truman said. Il made
him chief of staff of the armed
forces. But he doesn't know any
more about how to run the Gov
ernment of the United State:
than any one Of you"
Speaking at the convention o1
Kansas Young Democrats. Mr.
Truman indicated he was ready
Ito do a lot of stumping in the
coming campaign.
'T'm Going Back There"
"In 1948 I said in Iowa that
any farmer who would vote the
Republican ticket ought to have
his head examined" the former
President said. I'm going back
there again soon and tell them
that again"
Evening star., 1956-03-25
COMMISSIONERS
Continued From First Page

continued from rtfSt rage
part of new-broom houseclean-
ings which left no experienced
civilian predecessors with whom
they might debate precedence.
Classic Case Cited
A classic case in which the
Engineer Commissioner exercised
the balance of power occurred in
March, 1883. At that time, the
board was composed of Joseph
Rodman West. an appointee of
President Chester A. Arthur. as
board president; Thomas Phil
lips Morgan, a holdover ap-
pointee of President Rutherford
B. Hayes. as the second civilian,
and Major Garret j. Lydecker
as Engineer Commissioner.
On March 8, James Barker
Edmonds, an appointee of Presi-
dent Arthur. took Office. replac-
ing Mr.. Morgan as second civil
ian. Twenty-one days later,
however, Mr.. Edmonds and Mai.
Lydecker forced the resignation
of Mr.. West as president in a
row over reorganization Of the
Evening star., 1956-03-25

money without any further ac-
ltion by the House.
The Fine Arts Commission and
Roosevelt Association. mean
while, always have favored a
tunnel instead of a bridge. And
they have conditioned their ap-
'proval of a bridge route over
Roosevelt Island on a number Of
things, including pedestrian and
auto access from the bridge to
the island.
But on the basis of these ac-
tions. the city has moved ahead
with detailed plans and designs
for the bridge.
Evening star., 1956-03-25
TUNNEL
Continued From First Page

OOhtiuuCu FEOm ETSt az
that an adequate system Of ap-
Iproach roads will be more costly
than park officials say.
Gen. Lane declined to specu.
late on what course the District
may take until after his talk with
Mr.. Davis this week.
The legislation the city has
been trying to get out of the
Davis subcommittee would sim
ply change the bridge authorize
ton to permit the span to cross
the lower tip OF Roosevelt Me-
mortal Island. The Senate al
ready has authorized this change
in language, and the new bridge
route has conditional approval Of
Federal planners, the Federal
Fine Arts Commission and the
Theodore Roosevelt Association.
Opposition to the bridge from
Representative Smith, Democrat
of Virginia. powerful chairman OF
the House Rules Committee, re-
portedly is a major reason that
the change has been stymied by
the Davis subcommittee.
Mr.. Smith told a reporter yes
terday that he would not op-
pose" a tunnel, but is still against
a bridge.
One possibility-!,t the District
chooses to take it. is that ii
could drop the idea OF crossing
Roosevelt Island and go bacS to
the bridge location Congress
originally authorized. between
the southern tip of the island
and Arlington Memorial Bridge,
The Districts 1857 fiscal year
budget, which passed the House
last week, contains So million to
finish planning the bridge and
to start construction. Presum-
ably, If the city goes back to the
original bridge location au-
thorized, 1t could spend this
Evening star., 1956-03-25
.Koreu Sets Schools

SEOUL, Korea, Mar. "a (Pl.--
Fourteen schools. two churches
and two orphanages have been
completed for South Koreans in
the last six weeks, the United
States 9th Army reports. The
buildings we're erected under the
IArmy's aid to Korea program of
replacing buildings destroyed
during the Korean War. Ma
Iterials costing $8l 900 were used
Evening star., 1956-03-25

than hangs from the Willard
Hotel on Inaugural Day.
Huge pictures of President
Eisenhower, George P. Lamb and
Vice President Nixon Gin that
ORDER form a backdrop for the
|receptionist.
To one side is a kind Of as
Isembly hall with 80 or 40 chairs
Evening star., 1956-03-25
IKEFAUVER BLAMES
ICOONSKIN CAP BAN
ON CROCKETT SON

LOS ANGELES, Mar. "a
(P).-Senator Kefauver dis
closed today why he has dis
carded the coonskin cap in
this campaign. His 10-year-
old son David put his foot
down.
David told me the kids
were all for Davy Crockett
and were wearing coonskin
caps, but the calendar has
passed me by" Senator
Kefauver said. II was told
no more this time. I guess 1t
embarrassed the kids"
Evening star., 1956-03-25

police department by deprivine
him Of control of that agency
The two of them then elected
Mr.. Edmonds as board president
Current District building spec
ulation over division of de-
partments when Mr.. Karrick
takes office is that he will get
the Health and Welfare depart
ments now supervised by Mr..
Mclaughlin. The latter is, ex-
pected to take over the Polio
and Fire departments now under
MIR. Spencer's jurisdiction.
Evening star., 1956-03-25

I1G DSdJ llCl w IAiC SLodA1N UAAS
made off with her purse.
Attacked by 3 Boys
A 38-year -old woman with her
arms full of bundles was walking
around Scott Circle to her apart
ment at Scott Circle at $40
pm. on December 8, 1855, when
three boys approached her. One
smacked her in the face AS she
reeled. the second snatched her
purse from her arm. The boys
made off on bicycles parked near
the sce.le.
A 32-year-old Air Force en-
ploye was getting out of her car
parked in the 4100 block oil
Massachusetts, avenue. at 9:15
pm. on August II, 1865. when
a man grabbed her around the
neck, dragged her into the woods
nearby and attempted to rape
her. She fought him off but he
took her purse when he ran from
the scene.
A 60-year-old woman, walking
a block from home at Sixth
street and independence avenue
Sc. at $40 pm. on a Sunday ir
January, 1856 was dragged al
the way across the street By
robber trying to get her purse
She was taken to Casualty Hos
pital for treatment of a sprainec
left shoulder and was so dazec
by the experience she could give
no description of her assailant
A 65-year-old woman walking
In the 1900 block of Wyoming
avenue NV. at 7:05 pm. OF
Evening star., 1956-03-25

An "a year old bank salutes
95 year old hospital :. Providence Hospital
founded in 1861 by Sisters Of Charity.
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1909 N. KENsINGTON ST.. ARL.-
Available Immediately. Nv, rm.;
dining alcove, bedrm., kit. and
bath. laundry facilities In base
ment; gas furnished; newly. dec :;
sos per mo. Cali ia. 7-6i54.. =.
5-room apt. ideal fol
S sesps who rsna desire i1dyd1sy u
in iir. rm. and din, rm.. Suilt.in
view OF lovely wooded area: ideal
location, minutes to WASHINGTON,
conv. to transp,, modern GE kitch-
en-: S125 mo-. plus utils.: avail,
March l.. IA. 2-3493.. -
ARL. 1900 N, Pierce st,--lst-fi,, J.
SsS,m Map apts AZ, $50 j and soS, incl
I WI \. CALVERT ST.. Just one
mile from Key BridEe-Two-bed-
Im.. apt, 5-yr. -oid bldg; washer
parking lot. refrigerated. Call res.
.R Re- c en. bedrns. iiv.
rm., din. nm. kit, and bath; entire
md mr. Of small l,s Oct "a apt i 5,6EIs
and hot Water Cali An. 1-4sbs.
1910 North court.
house ~ block from court
house: newly decorated: efiiciency
and ae., bedr Sn from SEQ gp; e! frss
BoNS KoLB, Oh. S-0lg6. ii
ARLINGTON and 2 bedrooms;
extra conveni sasa Gall S 5o5 appoint
washer 1;i ~ children: sss. Can Res.
mgr, bet. 0 ANS pm, IA. D.
iRL., westover, 572s N, 10th I'd.
out wash. blvd bedrm., liv.
rm., din area, kit., new range,
bath: 2 exposures. washer; .S6g:
gas incl. Children, quiet street,
easy parking. ia. b-s263 or Dl.
7.774Q. %
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MT. aAlNTER-Liv. rm.. bedrm..
kts; and bath; End hoor, uN. =
ssos 4sra AVE-, colmar Manor
Liy. rm:. ! bedrm., kit. bath, and
settled couple. IN. 4-2544 after
5 nm IL
UNFURN, APT, Q rms. kit. and
bath; utiis, incl; $50. 3106 shep-
herd st Mt. Rainier, uN. 4-4os7.
SILVER sPRNG-Liy. rn.. bedrm. :,
kit. din, bath: utils. incl. S71 40;
epie.. refs. no pets 10. S-6ss9.
HS sI1, LIE d!..I.. and t,;.s sssro S..s
and rear ar" screened Ssissd porch: near near
schools and shopping center; $66
to $50, plus utils, Po. 1920.
TAKOMA PARK-in 6.unit Bldg.
I bedrm.. $50 and up: 2 bedrms. :.
$500 and up; util6. Incl; use
own wash: machine. ?: d. FORD,
Ju. e-5tO6; home. sP. 4-74b3
THREE ExTRA-LAR0E. 2-bedroom
|. apts., in completely. restored. g.
family BLDG. with al modern con-
yeniences, on 1-acfe 'ot; deal for
children or garden; nj. aew Balto.-
Masn; pAWs. les snan MN. 70
my III ntii E eli G TRE III R
REAL ESTATE. RE. 7-246l or
siHfivEs SIZING AREA-Now a7sii.
able; 2-bedrm. de luxe units from
$3.50 includes utils; lRe. rms, su-
per-size closets: big refGr. with
eross-top freezer: one 3-bsdrT,;
1M-bath apt. also avail can ns'
4,sSMl or ~, 4-1133.
TAhoMA PAKAT I,,,rr apt 1i;ni az
rm, Kitchen, porch, PVT. entrance
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APIs. FuRNlshEp-VA.

APT. HUNTING made eesyI Cause
the owners pay my zee. ! snow yoe,
EHc c sSSsM A isi6fslonAs p 4-s 200
LOVELY MODEM APT.-All ultra
modern comfort, new aiT-cond. bldg,
With auto. indy. control; excel.
loo. In heart Of city ct Meridian
Park; rent rss sS., l475 Euclid ST.
CnhosE1NS AL xisiEo.---l-bsdrm. furn
Apt, very clean. private entrance,
can "a. 7-24e7. p
ARL.-Bedrm. liv. nm. din, kit,
bath; above avg, mod. BLDG. COW !;
500. SOS. IA. 1854, IA. z.ls90'
1 BEDRa., living rm., kit, bath and
sttf. location. S77.5O. TE. 6-232s.
n ALgx.-4 or s adults; s-bedrm.
ant, s min. Airport-Pentagcns $50
incl. utilS. and Tv. Hu. 3-0424,
n. ARL.-spacious 2-bedrm. duple1
Fentaeon; $50. KE. s-6404. Is
All. N.-Lge. bedrm.. 8 closets. hv.
rm.. din. kit, bath. Idry. Apt. BLDG.
close n. $g4. IA. 1855. -.
ALEXANDRIA - Efneiency and l.
hedfm. apartments: janitor serv-
Ice: laundry privileges: downtown
s ,SssstssSn; c.i A. nv S'ii sssio between
10 Am. and 8 pm.
Abingdon bLVD.-Large 2.hed-
rrn., redec apt. nicely turn. Near
Pentagon and Navy Annex. Cony;
TO bus. shopping and theatef, ldsel
for 5 working gtrls. $40 mo. "a.
$4,000. Q TO 5; u. 2-7S04 aiter o.
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HOUSES fURNIsHED

CHEVY CHASE. BARNABY WOODS
bet. center-hall plan Colonial:
1st-h. liy. rm.. din. rms. kit. den,
powder rm.. screen porch: End d. :,
. bedrIns. Q baths; Ord A. - bed
rms. bsmt:. rec rm.. powder RIM.
FURNISHINGS; incl. dishwasher.
Elijah g. ARNOLD Col, UsA
G Xxi; I, sIoks sT EN- wS-4sSS' w...-
chester Apts.-suit. Tor diplomat
or lge. family. Five bedrms.. q
baths, GE dishwasher, 2-ear gar.
oil heat. nicely furn.: 5000 mo. (;
avail. Feb. Is. Call Mr.. LAT.
TERNER, OIL. 2-6151. -3
8. .ARL. - 2-bedroom Colonial: mr.,
schools shoppins. transp. sil5.
RoCKviLLE-s-bedr1n. rambler. an
mi. from NH: occupancy FEB. q:
$50 mo. GEO. W. ROBERTSON.
1885 Wis. ave, OIL. 2-2123 tn .
ARLINGToN-cute. modern, . BED.
rooms. fenced yard. Available Feb.
cios sslS; 81 siL SleSsG sspRlNc-5-ssm.
brk. buneaiow: firpl'. bsnst., central
air eond.; screened porch: CONE
pletely furn., incl. deep freeze; $3.50
per mo. Call til 0 pm, WA. y
1900. ROBERT s. DAVIS 4 CO..
SILVER SPRING New Hamp. Ave.
exit. mr.. MOL. Brick Cape cd;
TO inspect call HE, $500, HUGH
ZIG JEFFERSON ST.
NV rms, Q kits. 2 complete
baths. gas heat: nicely furn.. $40.
No uttls. incl. tn. 1880. II
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LOWEST PRICE IN TowN-sb0
wA lsslh sfss R ERA l3 ~ ssasSso
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HOUSES UNFURNIsHED

VERY DESIRABLE TOWN HOUSE
--3 large bedrms.. full din. rrn.,
ia tiled baths, de luxe all-electric
kitchen. full basement, gas heat;
shidren jus; s1sse Of Riaes r ldea only aGz
s s,lS per PER- ne nc; cSll FEEEppIER IcpH
FsIRFAx CIR, VA. VIC rms.
mod. ctr. heat: scr. porch. lEe.. gar
den; no child: Mar. /, Do. h-a1l5.
BETHEsDA-Newly decorated s-6ed-
rin., @-storv brick: excellent loca-
ton Esoos SIPS mo. Ju. a-s4so. 10.
ANNANDALE = e-bedroom brick
house on one ssss lot; SOS per
ARL., N.--Duplex. 9 bedrms.. mod
ern kit, liv nm and din. rm Use
Of bsmt. and yard: very conv. To-
cation. Upstairs Sl10; downstairs,
REALTY A's $500 Lee now hwy A X =
TWINBRook. RocKvlLLE-con-
temporary 4-bedrooms. . baths.
fenced lot. Sl25. For appointment
please call Mrs upp, JU. e-0335.
WALKER & DUNLOP. INC. Re-
altors. Uptown once. EN-. 2-6715.
TAKoMA PARK. D. c.-vAcAST,
or h..S. heat, to%WsNiER "a. ssses s.
FALLS CHURCH, mo. basis-Det.
brick. 3 or 4 bedrms., full bsmt,,
M; schools: etc. Sll9; KE. SSH.
and lavatory, LIST A.; oil heat: near
public and parochial schools; good
transportation: $ls6 per mo. OIL.
CHEVY CHASE. D. c.-Brick: 8 bed.
rms. baths. liv. rm., din. rm..
screened porch. breakfast rm., quar-
tiers on 3rd d. and rumpus nm. IN
bsmt., plus garage; few blocks Of
Conn. ave, $i7S PEE psf mo; ANpRIs
1871 SHEPHERD ST. N.w.-6 rms:
enclosed porch: gas heat: sarage;
500. 5007 18th st, NV. Detached
rooms g bedrms. u. oil heat:
garage; 800, .1647 Fuller st. NV;
semidetached: 9 rooms: 2 enclosed
e eS5fase 81 fNc nee ssos ri i4th g. NV.
rAkoMA PPK.-s bedrms.. aHs baths.
Bsmt, with add. rm. and bath.
Firepl.. cleo, dishwasher garage.
fenced I'd. with trees; $50. ~.
Glenn LEM DALE. Md rms. and
Pei Fen 4. w VA g es51d Son'n' A'ella0i'
1905 r ST. S.E.-3 bedrm, brk. SEMI
det.: stor. rm.. fenced I'd: sos. Mr..
schls., bus. stores. MR.. POSITION,
Ma S.s565; "a: s:I992, %
rm. brk. semidet.; bsmt din. rrn.
y ysfssI S0 10. ssooss5ss's so' ~ Nm
LEWIsDALE AREA, 1904 Crosby I'd.
Detached 6-rm. brick; Q baths,
lease: cail HE. 4-e4oo. HUdH, r.
whHHfHToN. / block on Georgia ave.
-2-bedrm. brk. ramb.; vacant; sos
BONAN & FoGARTY. 10. 5-5052.
e s:rl 1sR1fos ..n Fl s$ ,.'IR IN
b 5@ sin batR i po%dsa rm Ell is.
porches; Ice. lot; garage; Sl5O.
TU. 2-91s5, Ewes. RIA. 3-56ss.
MD.-8-rm, brick Co
ionial; good cond.: $l05 mo-; lease
required. WA. 7-09S7. -5
BETHESDA--3-bed 2-bath lst-
floor bungalow; liv. rm. l2x27. lEe.
kit. den storage attic, oil h.-w.h.;
~ acres Of ground. beautiful trees;
~ mi. NH on Rockville pike.
Transp. at door; $3.50 me-
ROBERTSON. ssss' wis. ave. OIL.
s-2123 til Q pm.
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Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-08-15
BARNEY'S BLARNEY

vacation consists of 2 weeks
which are always 2 Stort.
You're eager 2 get away and
you return you're tired 2 go
back 2 work, but you're 2
broke not 2. e which ! might
add, 2-2-2-true, Mr.. Hamp-
tonD
The baseball game was be-
ing threatened by approaching
darkness. Said the pitcher to
the catcher: Its so dark, I'll
pretend I'm pitching, but I'll
hold the ball. You hit your
glove and make believe you
caught the ball" The pitcher
wound up, pretended he was
throwing the ball, and the cat
cher pounded his mitt as if he
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-08-15

who received the vaccinations
last year may take their third
or booster at the clinics.
Eligible for the vaccinations
are children from 3 months and
young people through 10 years
of age, and eXpectant mothers
Another series of clinics will
be held four weeks later, to Of
fer second injections to those
who start the immunization
schedule at the first.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-08-15

had caught it. The umpire bel
lowed: "Str-r-r-ike!" The in
nocent batter turned to the
umpire, looked him right in
the eye, and protested: "Man,
are YOU crazy? Can you see a
ball or can't you? Why, that
pitch was six feet over my
headw
Something is bothering me
today. After observing how
many of our citizens drive
their cars l wonder why their
operators license says they
can drive an automobile.
An irate business man wrote
this letter to Uncle Sam: Dear
sir: You wrote me that my in
come tax bill is overdue and is
bigger than it should be. /
knew that all the time, so
please make it what is should
be and I'll pay it."
If you don't know what as
efficiency expert in a large
corporation is, just think of
woman who is constantly nag
ging her husband.
Business is what, when you
don't have any, you go out of.
Who says you can't win a
million dollars or so at the
horse races2 Swaps did.
Scientists never run out of
work. Now that we have per-
fected plane that travels fast
er than sound, our men of gen.
ius are working on sound that
can travel faster than a plane.
The nastiest man on earth is
the one who listens patiently
while you describe your ill
ness, and then he says: "I have
it, too"
Mother knows best. Even
Mother Nature tries hard to
teach us. For example, if you're
gaining weight, you will no.
tice she is making it harder
and harder for you to get close
10 the table.
President Eisenhower now
has a farm home near Gettys-
burg, Pa. And in case you did't|
realize it, that's likes Gettys-
burg address.
Who said that diamonds are
the hardest things in exist
ence? Ever try paying for one?
q know a man who just cele-
brated his 18th wedding an
nIvcrSary and he's still makingI
payments on his wife'S engage
mCnt ring.
The LATEST man on earth is
the one who asked his daugh-I
ter 10 read a DO II YOURSELF.
newspaper story TO him.
There's no secret to being
happy. just make other folks
happy, even if it means stay
ing away from them.
NJ uncle can't tolerate any
one VINO talks while he's inter
.up,ing.