Montana farmer-stockman. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1947-1993, 1956-04-15
a FAIR
EXCHANGE
by
Cedric Adams

L DON 1 BELIEVE II LII work huf
there's a mechanical monkey ont
now designed to coax your kids to
hang up their things. You attach
Mr.. Monk to a wall or a closet
door and the animal ScOwlS unhau-
PLY when its clothes hook is enaptv
Put some clothes on the hook and
the monkeys eyebrows and mouth
join to create a very happy grin. >.
He was donating blood. The nurse.
thinking she could place his arm
in more comfortable position, said.
"MOve over just a little, please"
Sorry, lady," he replied, there's
only room for one on this table"
=. You gals are going to be lucky
this year if you like velvet and pre-
fer it in cOlOrs. The Velvet Ball this
year featured it in Italian rose.
violet, greens, aqua, China pink,
FURNISHED gold and coffee brown. 1t
also will come in spotted leopard,
OcelOt and striped zebra. And how
would you like velvet slackS with
each leg in different color? That's
living it up, hey, baby?
Say, you know the fellow VINO runs
country elevator is a pretty help
full kind of guy. l was hearing lust
the other day about some Of the
things he does for you farmers.
He'll not only buy your grain at any
time of the year, he'll also provide
you with market information-even
If you don't sell your grain to him.
The manager services include grain
drying, cleaning, seed treating, feed
grinding and feed mixing.
He's an important businessman in
your community. Because he has
made substantial investment. bids
are made available to yeu right in
your home town. The services of
the Minneapolis Grain Exchange are
brought to your doorstep.
1T HAD TO HAPPEN. SD has fl
nally hit TV. The Geneoscope Com
pany of Bloomington, ILL.,. has an
nounced some developments in the
field. 1t will supply TV stations with
the necessary information and tech
meal advice for televiSing stereO-
Scoplc TV. The home viewer has TO
have special glasses for the BID eff
tect on the receiving set. More
than "a per cent of all eXpectant
mothers in the country purchase spe-
claI maternity apparel including
dresses, suits, foundation garments.
bras and slips. And this prenatal
business has hit volume of more
than ia million dollars.
Life in California: Under the title
OF " For love, not for money this
want ad appeared out there: 81
am a handsome male, black hair.
muStache. Am looking for a girl
for the usual reasons. Come from
champion pedigree, am I41% inches
tall. Female pOOdleS please CALI
What do you know! I've been in
.Vlted to the annual luncheon meet
ing OF the Minneapolis Chamber of
Commerce, April 10 at the Nicollet
Hotel.
The luncheon is honoring the Min
neapollS Grain Exchange and the
Gram Trade. I guess that's what
let me In because I'm going to NC.
snort program about the Grain
exchange. George Wilkens, Secre-
tary OF the Exchange, will take the
group on "A trip through the Grain
Exchange"
April seems to be big month for
the Exchange. Greater MINNEAPOLIS
magazine is featuring THE Story
OF Milling and ''The History of the
Minneapolis Grain Exchange"
Those who attend the luncheon will
receive this magazine. However. if
you wish copy, write the Mime
apolls Chamber of Commerce.