davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Two completely remod-
eled two-story houses. Each has 3
bedrooms Dashboard heat, colored
plastered walls, hardwood floors on
first floor and No. 1 pine in bedrooms.
Located on hard surfaced road 200
yards off Route 113 north of Milford.
Small down payment; ten years to
pay. Contact Raymond w Masten.
Milford, Delaware. 53-2-23-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
SAWMILLS AND SUPPLIES FOR

SALE-Hollis Dodd, Wyoming, Della
ware, Agent for w. G. Runkles' Ma
chinery Co., 1856 Oakland street, Tren-
ton, N. ]. 22-5-11-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-One Oliver disc, one
w. G. Allis-C Chalmers tractor mower.
one car trailer. Phone 4400, Milford.
7-6-2tp
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Slag and sand building
blocks to fill most construction needs.
Three price ranges available. Milford
Concrete Products, Shawnee Road.
Milford, Del. LIFT
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR RENT-Four room furnished
apartment, utilities, furnished. Phone
Milford 5757. 6-S-tf'
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

HELP WANTED To work in
nursery. Delmarva Nurseries, Lincoln,
Del. 10-3-9-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

WANTED: COMBINING TO De-
John l.. Green, Greenwood. Phone
4754. 6292 2t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE - TO- Hussman double
duty meat case, complete with COM
pressor, and motor, guaranteed in
first class condition. Price, $500.
Phone Seaford 4574. Monaco Market.
5-11-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
EXPERT WATCH REPAIRS

EXPERT WATCH REPAIRS +. i.
All work reasonably done in our
modern, fully equipped shop. using
only genuine materials. Sockrider and
Chandler, Shore Theatre Building, Mil
ford. Dial 1885, 21-1-7tf
notice.: BRING THIS ADVER-
TISEMENT to the Singer Sewing
Center in Milford, Thursday, Friday
or Saturday, July 5, or 7, for a S5. 90
reduction on any used sewing machine.
Bargains from 1895. 32-7-6-1t
NOTICE.: FOR FLY CONTROL,
call Newton Chemical and Supply Com
pany, Bridgeville 2551. Custom spray
ing for flies in and around barns,
fsrms and outdoor areas. Guaranteed
satisfactory control. N-277-6-9t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
FfREWOOD FOR SALE

cords, pine and poplar delivered with
in Is miles of Milton, $500. 2l9 cords
Brockman Lumber Co, Milton. Phone
1902 10-7-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

,oF, OR IL PUN orga+m rot LOU "a
Georgetown Milton Road, with cement
block foundation, 26 36, and cess
pool all laid. Call Georgetown 1905.
W-25-1-27-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

NOTICE-Do you want to build a
new home through the v. A. or F. III.
A. financing? We have experienced
personnel available to help you file an
application. Phone or contact Mr.
Strickland Tewelow at the office of
l. ID. Short Company, Milford, Della
ware. Phone 4547. 44-3-9-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE OR RENT-F'ive room
bungalow on large lot at Lynch
Heights, Milford. Available July 5.
Call S27-J, Pocomoke City, Md.
6-15-4tp
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
GULL AND MISCUT LUMBER FOR

SALE-Sold in piled lots, suitable for
repairing barns, chicken houses, gar
ages or any type of out house. Brock
man Lumber Company. Phone Milton
1902 B-2S-6-8-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Now on: Paint Sale at
cost, on discontinued and over stocked
colors, every can guaranteed. Har-
rington Milling Co. Phone Harrington
3635. 127-ti
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Bean loader, in good
working condition; also wheel car
trailer with 8 body, good tires.
Will sell cheap. David Bradley. Phone
Milford 5535. 6-29-2t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Quantity used lumber,
some inch, some 2 6, and some 8.
Francis J. Winkler, Harrington.
Phones 1886, SASS. 19-4-27-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Homart cement block
machine, $4,000; 2 horsepower heavy
duty repulsion induction motor, lis
230 volts, $55.00; G.. E. portable ironer,
$500; medium size Norge, low type
space heater, $4,000; one set bunk beds,
$500. Call Seaford 1886.
M-37- 29-2t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-20 foot house trailer,
wired for electricity, partly furnished.
Also 18th Century violin. Benjamin
Ingram, Mill street, Milton. 7-6-2tp
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE - New wade or hand
seines, s. to s. deep, complete, ready
| for fishing, Soc per yard. Claude
Fisher, Frederica, Del. Phone 5-5147.
6-22-3t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
BID

WAITRESS WANTED Apply
Hollywood Diner, Milford. 11-18-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-One acre land, near
Pennington, about " mile west of
Route 10, on 8 foot road. Frank Ash,
KirkwOOd Delaware. 7-6-3tp
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Frame and metal con-
structed building, about 1000 So. TT.
floor space, located along railroad sid
ing, corner of Jefferson and Lakeview
avenues. Southern States Milford
Phone 8066. 27-4-22-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR SALE-Kerosene water heater,
good working condition, 80 gallon wa
ter tank. 419 North Walnut street,
Milford. Phone 1882. B-19-7-6-1t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
Administrators Sale
of valuable
Personal Property

Late of Lille NJ. Swain, at 321 North
Bedford Street, Georgetown, Della
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR RENT-House, five rooms 6
S. E. Front street, Milford, at once.
Phone Milford 1854. 7-6-1tp
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

POOLS, grease traps cleaned Salts
faction guaranteed. Registered with
Board of Health, lowest prices. Local.
Frank F. Davis Phone Milford 8712,
evenings 247-6-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

paper plates, cups, napkins and table
cloths ensembles, especially designed
for weddings, showers and birthdays.
w. T. Grant Co., Milford, Del.
6-1O-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
FOR RENT: LIBBY. McNEILL 4

FOR KENT: LIBBY, McNEILL &
LIBBY, Houston, Del, desires to
lease their new cafeteria located at
their plant at Houston, Delaware.
Those interested, please apply in per-
son. 25-7-6-1t
FOR RENT-Three and five room
apartments, furnished, with auto
matte washer and dryer, electric and
heat included in rent. Write p. o.
Box 434, Milford, Delaware.
E-25-6-22-3t
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

FOR RENT = Furnished Plaza
apartment, rooms, bath, first floor,
immediate availability, utilities in
cluded in rent. Phone Milford 1910 or
apply Western Union Office in build
ing. 26-7-6-tf
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06
DECORATIONS

Residential, Commercial. If your prob
lem be large or small, call Milford
8466. Miss Freda Barbarika, Green
wood, Del. f19-2-10 If
Milford chronicle., 1956-07-06

WANTED Good used shotguns,
rifles, pistols, muzzle loading guns and
rifles, cap and ball pistols, powder
flask and bullet molds Phone Har-
rington 374S after $50 p. m. Dewitt
Tatman. 28-7-6-1 It
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12
Political Groups Asked
ToTeII Financial Details

ohca of the Citizens for Eisenhower and Volunteers for
Stevenson Committees called tell commit
tee today how they raised and spent their funds
Chairman Mcclellan Democrat of Arkansas put it that
In advance of hearing before his special committee
investigating lobbying political activities.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

District and vicinity-Slightly
colder with rain likely late to-
night and tomorrow. Low to-
night about 36 degrees Winds.
IL am today. south-southeast,
8 miles per hour.
Virginia-Slightly colder with
occasional rain tonight and
Thursday. Low tonight 34-38
degrees in the west and north
and 40-44 in the southeast.
Maryland--Mostly cloudy and
colder tonight with a low Of Is
80 In the west and 32-40 in the
cast. Thursday. mostly cloudy
with rain likely by afternoon or
evening and probably mixed with
snow in the mountains.
Lower Potomac and Chesapeake
Bay~-Mostly gentle shifting
winds becoming northeast and
increasing to 1920 miles per
hour Thursday Rather cloudy
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

particularly scientists, don't want
to work for the Federal Govern
Iment. The salaries are too low
1T is said. Private industry is lur-
ing them away. The Federal jobs
aren't interesting enough.
Perhaps so, Charles Mullaly,
deputy director of civilian per-
sonnet, told the subcommittee,
but his "best-seller," a report on
Ia recent survey, shows all is not
black.
From spring through Septem-
Der, 1000 present and former
Government employees were ques-
toned. Fourteen installations
were surveyed, as were universi-
ties.
"One key point is that the Gov
eminent has a good reputation as
an employer" he said.
Moreover, 80 per cent Of the
scientific and professional per-
sonnet didn't come into Govern
ment because Of recruiting ef-
forts.
And another 80 per cent figure
we're proud Of" Mr.. Mullaly said
sis that 80 per cent Of the re-
search and development per-
sonnet who have received offers
from industry for more money
and have stayed because they
are interested in their work and
believe it's good place to work. y
Military supervisors were found
to be excellent, contrary to re-
ports, he said.
The turnover in research and
development is lower than in the
Army or across Government, he
continued.
The other side-On the other
side of the ledger. there is an
overlapping in recruiting among
the various Federal departments
and the utilization can stand a
careful look, he said.
There was another dark spot,
but Mr.. Mullaly couldn't remem-
Der it for the subcommittee.
Generally the Army got WON
derful treatment and pats on the
back from the committee mem
bers. after reporting that its
civilian personnel has. been cut
some $4,000, or 1886 per cent,
from 1853 to the present.
The committee took a little
credit for this, and also for the
Army's report of its new in
tegrated system of programming,
budgeting, accounting and man.
power controls at its Army De-
pots.
And it liked the statements of
Assistant Army Secretary Hugh
NJ. Milton and Duncan Hodges,
special assistant for manpower
utilization. that the military
raan'sA purpose is military and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12
Planter of Spruce
Sends 1t to President

BOSTON. Dec. IL tP).-Mas-
saehusetts has shipped a spruce
tree Is feet high to President
Eisenhower.
H. o. Cook, chief forester o.
the Massachusetts, Department
OF Natural Resources, planted
the tree himself 80 years ago in
the Mohawk Trail State Forest
in Charlemont. 1t will decorate
the East Room Of the White
House.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

Paul M. Butler, Democratic
national chairman, has testified
he expected to inherit a stable
deficit from the Volunteers for
Stevenson Kefauver headed by
Archibald Alexander. Chairman
John r. Fitzpatrick was invited
to testify for the Citizens for
Eisenhower.
Senator McClellan's committee
is studying possible need for re-
vision of election laws and the
statutes for policing lobbying.
Joyt S. Haddock, executive
secretary of the AF'L-CIO Mari
time Committee and its regis
tered lobbyist, testified yesterday
be fecOmmends to union superiors
which Congress members the
committee should support for re-
election.
Senator Mcclellan aske d
whether it seemed wholesome"
for any lobbyist to attempt to
influence lawmakers who must
know that the lobbyist also would
have a voice i'll swinging elec-
ton campaign support.
Mr., Haddock said he supposes
an, Inference" could be drawn
about such a practice. but in
sisted that Il have never tied any
condition to any contribution I
ever recommended"
Philip L. Graham, publisher of
the Washington Post and Times
Herald. said present limits on
campaign spending are I'M
realistic and make hypocrites out
of politicians.
He told the committee the law
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

hts assistant, Sidney d. Ander-
son. Mrs. zena M. Hohme.
has been given the Interior, De-
partment's Commendable Serv-
ice Award on retirement after
nearly "a years in Government
service. She was with the
Bureau of Mines for Is years.
/. Seven other Mines employees
have been given cash awards,
Mrs Edith Mckinney and Will
liam T. Newly, $3.50 and $l25,
respectively, for superior per-
Torrance, and James E. Fowler,
jr, $50; Jeanne M. Monk, $25;
Mrs. Ann Mehl, $25; Lorraine E.
Waters, 25; and Mrs. Grace K.
Caden. SIS, for suggestions. !.
DR.. Harry Harrison has been
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

that all unnecessary supporting
units should be cut.
Also coming in for plaudits was
the indication that the Army
means to keep cutting down per-
sonnet, wherever possible, al
ways with the human consider
alton in mind. In other words,
cuts will be made almost entirely
through attrition.
Not as kind treatment was
given the Departments of Health
Education and Welfare and De-
Tense, which preceded Army to
the stand.
NOTES-Leland P. Deck has
left his job as personnel officer
of the National Science Founda-
ton to become personnel di-
rector of the University of Pitts
burgh. He will be replaced by
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

contains limitations on eXpen-
ditures and contributions which
are far too low.
Mr.. Graham said the result
of the law is to make the can
Ididates and their financial man
ayers sort of practical hypo-
critics who take refuge IN many
legal loopholes.
If there has to be a spending
ceiling. he testified. 1t should be
up around $50 million for Or
CARNATIONS like the national
committees.
Senator Mcclellan praised both
Mr.. Graham and Thomas N
Schroth. executive editor Of the
Conaressiehai Quarterly Maga-
zine, Tor accepting invitations to
testifys He told Mr.. Graham
two 3 other leading newspapers
I. have declined up to now
to testify.
The Senator did not identify
the papers. He said he had
hoped for testimony from a cross
section of the press which, he
added, has an obligation 49,
to be helpful as well as to
criticize. "
Mr.. Graham commented that
responsible editors have different
views on whether they should
testify. He told Senator Nc
.Clellan he can understand why
some of them feel that their job
is to report and criticize" rather
than to try to have any part OF
running the Senate"
Mr.. Schroth called the present
limitations on campaign spend
ing ridiculous" He agreed with
Mr. Graham that full publicity
is a powerful safeguard against
abuse of campaign funds.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12
Peron Cont Vote

CARACAS. Venezuela. Dec. IL
P.-Juan D. Peron won't get to
vote in Argentinals elections next
year. The Argentine Consulate
said he didn't Sign the electoral
lists here by the deadline. A
spokesman for the fallen dictator
in exile in Venezuela said Gen.
Peron didn't recognize the reg
istration anyway.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

with occasional rain tonight and
Thursday. Visibility fair.
Day Forecast for
Washington and Vicinity
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

Hiahest, 10 on June -
Lowest 20, on January -. Is. Feoru-
airy - and November "a.
RiKh and Low Of Last - Hours
High, 81. at 6:i5 pm.
Low. -, At 6.5J am.
Tide Tables
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12
TODAY'S WEATHER REPORT

and clear at Great Falis: Shenandoah
clear At Harpers Ferry.
Temperatures for Yesterday
tReadins Washinzton National Airport
Midnisht rs Noon IS
tam 81 4p,u. ~
sam. - SPIN. As
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

Temperatures will average
near the normal high and low.
As and 30 degrees. Colder
Thursday. warmer Saturday and
colder Sunday or Monday. About
l inch of precipitation occurring
Thursday afternoon and night
and again late Saturday.
Read Condiiions--AAA
West District Of Columbia TO Penn
sylVanA turnpike wet Pennsylvania
turnpike most vet; Ohio turnpike clear;
u s 81 wsNt n Ohio, clear; q 8 80
west 70 Ohla wet with hsht FOX
south y s 70 Richmond wet;
Shirley highway ~ $500, Wet. Rich
m0nd south. wet, District Of Columbia
~ Chaf,1ttesvliie wet
North and South District Of Columbia
70 Delaware Memorial Bridge wet Nrw
Jersey turnpifr vet Nev ENGLAND wet.
Ds,riet o. c0lumhia 10 Harrisburg, Pa
vet
River Report
From u 8 EnRneersl
Potomac River clear az Harpsrs Ferry
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12

appointed a physicist In the
Research Division of the Once
lof Chief of the Army Research
and Development. He has been
ian electronic scientist in the
Naval Research Laboratory.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1956-12-12
THE FEDERAL SPOTLIGHT
Army Report Dilutes
Job Piroting Picture
BY CHARLES PUFFENBARGER

Reports to the contrary, the isn't bad place
to work says the Army And the optimistic military officials
a best seller to prove it,
That's the bright picture they painted before the House
Manpower Subcommittee yesterday in hearings that
anything but bright to that point
There has been much weeping about how neone
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
TOMORROW LOOKS
BRIGHTER

A club that has remained quietly
in the civic background for the past
year has acted without fanfare in
making move that will produce fu-
ture star athletes in the not too dis
tant future.
The Boosters Club is to be COM
mended for pushing the movement to
organize little league football team.
It's difficult to remain aware that
the children of today will be not only
the athletes of tomorrow but also our
civic leaders.
We're glad the Boosters Club
didn't forget.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
BARNEY'S BLARNEY

note from my teacher saying:
Your son shows signs of as?
tigmatism.' My father took one
look at the note and hit me"
Dizzy spells from his re-
cent auto accident may sound
the final quarter gun to pro-
footballer Vic Janowicz' car
Ger.
When Elvis Presley performs,
the antics of his audience are
more amusing than his =.
When asked how she was able
to become the mayor of a small
mid-western town, the new
lady mayor replied: 81 guess
the voters must have liked my
platform" Real estate prices
and new construction costs
will soar even higher during
the next IL months Walter
Mcndenhall describes middle
age as the time when your get
up and 60 has gotten up and
gone And Walter chuckles
over the 105-ycar-old man who
claimed he was able to reach
the ripe old age because he
quit running around with wo-
men when he was 1903.
Lathers and plasterers will
soon have 60 cents deducted
from their pay checks in order
to pay for an advertising pro-
gram which will teach the pub
lie that plastered walls are
better than dry walls The
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
By Barney Gla,~-

Bien venidoS, amigos
The entire auto industry i,
watching with interest Stude-
baker Packard'S comeback
program which the firm offici-
ais have announced is fully
adequate to gain a profit by
end of 1857 when my wife
enters a department store"
complained the husband, she
stops talking and starts using
the sign language. She signs
for everything she sees"
After his recent auto acct
dent which resulted in face
cuts, Hugh O'Brian (TV's
Wyatt Earp) said: I'm now
sold on safety belts" Telc-
vision. the instrument that
killed the circus is springing
UP with circus programs TO
keep it alive, Whats
wrong with DOM" asked the
little girl. "He has the hic-
cups" explained her mother.
Next day, she had them too.
When asked what was wrong,
the little girl explained: '"I
have the she-cups"
Frank Sinatra's new Japan
ese-style home has forced-air
heating and what will the ia
panese say? Don Bell, Dcs
Moines disc jockey, objected so
sternuously to adult prices he
had to pay when his son turn
ed IL that the town fathersI
have now agreed TO allow kid
prices at the ball park until
II, at the theater until ID and
at the public swim pool until
Is Personal advertisement:
IF Hal Markkin, who deserted
his wife and baby I'll years ago,
will return, said baby guar
antees TO knock the devil out
Of him"
Auto insurance premiums
will soon be increased, mostly
due to serious accidents by
drivers under age Is. Once
again parents are suffering for
the sins of their children
Sam Levenson says: when III
was a kid I brought home al
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
Editorials . . &.

nominee for Congress from tho
Seventh District, to visit in the seven
counties for the purpose of giving
the people chance to discuss their
problems.
He has set strenuous pace but that
has been his trademark throughout
his years of serving the people in
governmental affairs.
While you may not always agree
with your representative, it might
we'll serve a purpose to remember
his past record of keeping always at
heart the interest of those he repre-
SentS.
We can ask no more of represen-
tative whether it falls on a local, state
or national level.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
THEY LOVE A WINNER

Everybody loves a winner and los
ing football teams must shift for
themselves.
That's the feeling that must be
credited with the failure of local
school athletics to maintain a SEM
blance of breaking even financially
i'll its program.
Last years athletic program cost
about $500 more than was realized
In gate receipts. The deficit, which
runs over $4,000 for the past three
years, is made up from the General
Fund. Otherwise, it would be impos-
sible for an athletic program to be
carried cut.
While it simplifies matters to reach
into General Funds, the significance
lies in the fact that other school
needs must go begging.
We commend school officials for
their efforts to make this years pro-
gram pay for itself. We nope they
will find the community as responsive
as it should be in such a situation
An athletic program is essential.
People in the community are aware
of its Importance as builder of good
craftsmanship, fair play and charac-
ter. We hope they will become as
keenly aware of the important part
their regular attendance plays in
keeping alive this program.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26

late Dudley Field Malone ex-
planned why he was once so
badly in debt: 81 spent some
money on liquor, some on wo-
men, and the rest foolishly"
In Winnipeg, film exhibit
ors are inducing the public to
attend drive-in movies by Civ
ing them free gasoline!
Now that polio is being con-
trolled, the accident and sick
ness insurance companies are
adding covcrage for un-con-
trolled cancer to their polio
policies Sherman Oaks,
California, that's where real
estate brokers advertise their
homes as being: Zone block
from Libcracc" Ken Muir
ray doesn't agree with Jack
Benny's tongue-in-cheek age
80. "Everytime | have a birth
day." boasts Ken, 81 admit
it." Heck, I'm glad | MADE
1T"
Congratulations to KABC-
TV on its seventh birthday
Sunday, September 16, and
thanks for that enormous
Glamour Girl" birthday cake
delivered TO this gallery's sweet
tooth.
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
HE WOULDN'T ANSWER

The small boy didn't miss thing during a recent
wedding. He noticed the car had been painted with
shoe polish and that had to be explained.
tie asked the groom where he going when
the couple started to leave on their honeymoon. He
got answer.
Then, his Dad told him the couple was going to
take a honeymoon.
What do you do on a honeymoon?' blurted the
inquSitve lad.
He got no anSwerl
Tabor City tribune. (Tabor City, N.C.) 1946-1991, 1956-09-26
1T WAS A LEFT HOOK

Overhead Colonel Brooks telling drug salesman
Gene saul i let him have left hook E. gathered
the left hook" the aftermath of a political dis
cusslon The Colonel loves his politics and it's word
OF warning - don't modest the fond memories e.
harbors of leading Kentucky politicians I'm curious
to find out whether or not he will wear the Il Like
Ike tie that the young drug salesman said he was
going to send him.
l doubt that he will
My remark Il like Ike" drew the following retOrt
wv hen you get Older you won't be stupid"
Only the Colonel could say that and be rewarded
with smile.