Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-10-16

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thing for young and old who
like to dress up and promen-
ade around the tow n. Best
thing about the plan as 1T now
stands I'VE think is that the
tiny tots, the oldsters and the
in-between can take part.
Everyone in the entire county
is invited so watch the paper
for further details on this line
project. The idea should pro-
vide lot of entertainment Tor
everyone.
CONFUSION
Unemployment insurance
may lead to a lot of confusion.
What would happen if the un-
employment people find you a
job and the insurance company
fights the case?
MUSIC
Father: IF you don't stop
blowing on that derned saxa-
phone, I'll go crazy!"
Sonny Boy: Too late, Pop.
l stopped playing it a half
hour ago!
PoLLYTiCkS
The use of rarely used words
sometimes paints different
picture of the subject at hand.
For instance, in a Florida cleo
ton campaign some years ago,
the opposition used the follow
ing in describing a candidate.
Are you aware that the Of
ficeseeker is known all over
Washington as a shameless ex-
trovert? This man has been
reliably reported to have prac-
ticed nepotism with his sister,
in-law and even has sister
who was once a thespian in
wicked New York. He has even
matriculated with co-eds at
the state university. Too, it
has been established that be-
fore his marriage he was an
habitual celibate!"
PATERNITY
We heard about girl who
got married at IA SO that she
could have OLD babies.
PREDICTION
Women's clothing will under
go changes in style this fall.
However, there will be no
change in mems pants.
TRUE
Some people are discover
ed" The rest of us just get
found out! And like Mark
Twain once said, Always do
right. This will crafty some
people, and astonish the rest"
VIEWPOINT
Some women like practical
jokes but a lot of girls are
married to them.
SUCCESS
Old Haywood Snugg, the j.
p. Morgan of Gobbler's Knob,
says that if you want to die
with money in the bank, YOU
We got to be rich and mean.
Heywoods girl friend, Big
Nancy. overhearing this, was
heard to say as she went down
for the third time, IF you took
all the Heywoods in the world
and laid 'em end to end, they
wouldn't reach from here to
the outhouse!"
REMEMBER
Always remember that if
you aren't satisfied with your
lot don't build a house on it.
A pessimiSt is a guy who has
delusions of grim reality.
PICNIC
The battle cry of the newly
we'd wife seems to be ''how do
you want your eggs burned,
Henry!"
TRAVELLING MAN
Seems certain young trav-
cling man had a flat tire on
lonely country road in the
dead of night. He inquired of
Il iarrner if he might be given
place to rest until morning.
Farmer said, Shore can, son
-. if you don't mind sleeping
with mel"
Salesman blurted Great
balls of fire! I'm in the wrong
joke!"
LIVING
Failure has its compensa-
tons. After all, you are bet
ter off than if you hadn't
tried. And, speaking of living,
1t occurs to us that a social
misfit is not unlike skunk
who. being a skunk, detests
all other Skunks.
2
We all have trouble with
rloney but pity the man who
has trouble with his wife On
account of not having any.
OUCH!
Carry your bag. mister 2"
Nav. let her walk!"
LAST WORD
There are two kinds of peo-
pie who make up jokes-hurl-
orists and HOLLYWOOD make-llu