Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1956-03-09
8 OUR
"a 6fT6GWN

hungry man and pressed dol
lar bill into his band and whis-
pered, Chin up!"
Next day the old lady chanc-
ed to see the same man who
came up and handed her $40.
Lady said the man, you can
sure pick 'em. Chin Up came
i'm and paid 20 to IT,
TAXES
Friend of ours has perfected
a simplified tax form which
he says will make it easier
for us all. This is it:
l. What was your income?
2. What were your expen-
ses?
3. How much was left?
4. Send it in.
AMERICA
This is the only country in
the world where they give
away Cadillacs as BOBBY
prizes!
QUESTION
Where is woman's place?
Why, in the home playing
bridge until it's too late to get
dinner!
FORGOTTEN?
Joseph Welsh, well known
lawyer and historian who
gained national prominence
during the Mccarthy hearings,
has conducted three successive
shows on Omnibus" pertain
ing to the Constitution of the
United States. In last weeks
show, Welsh pointed out that
the Constitution provides that
anyone born in the United
States is citizen. But ne
omitted mentioning the Ameri-
can Indian who is still segreg-
ated and is not entitled to the
privileges accorded most of us.
The Indian, as Will Rogers
used to say, did not come over
on the Mayflower but he was
here to meet the boat. We
think the Indians should get
some consideration too.
FACT
Science is no respector OF
government be it capitals
tic or communistic as witness
the hydrogen bomb which will
surely destroy both plus all
the lesser forms.
YOUNG LOVE
Cute Young Thing: Notice
anything different about me?
Boy Friend: New Dress z?
C.Y.T. "Nope!"
B.F. New Shoes?"
C.Y.T. Guess again"
B.F. II give up What is
it,"
C.Y.T. I'm wearing gas
mask!'
DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know that students
who take Driver Training" in
high school are entitled to
substantially lower automo-
bile insurance rates than those
who do not take the training?
Look into this-you'll find it
very worthwhile both from a
safety and a monetary stand
point.
PoLLYTickS
This is the time of year
when one candidate undertake
es to bury his opponent by dig
ging up the past so as to turn
a dead issue into a grave sit
uation.
OF ALL THINGS!
Our favorite waitress at the
greasy spoon says that the
only tips she gets these days
are on horses or of hats.
sIGN-o-TtMES
So far no one has told us
that they have seen a hearse
with Ohio license U-2!
KID STUFF
Teacher: And, Susie. where
do good little girls go?'
- Susie: ITO Heaven, teach
err"
Teacher: "And where do bad
little girls go?'
Susie: Everywhere, teach
err"
HEvwooD
Old Haywood Snugg, the DR..
Kinsey of Gobbler's Knob.
says that girl who wears
Bikini bathing suit stands
watching while being watched
standing. These gals" says
Haywood, 'tare Just naturally
on the beam"
Heywood's old girl friend,
Big Nancy, before going down
for the third time, was heard
to mutter +. THAT Haywood
IS the kind of a guy who. If
the truth be known, would try
to get 'em to play drop the
handkerchief"
coNFuciUs
Confucius say-"Man who
stick nose in other peoples S
business likely to lose face"
LAST WORD
And then there's the one
about the stenographer who
left her coat at the office and
took her boss to the cleaners.
= =. -. sss,... IS ss4..ss =.