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Evening star., 1955-10-30

FORT CRAIG APIS.
For inmed. cccup.; i-bedrm. apt.
close TO Fort Myer. Arl.; incl. ufiis.
Apply Apt. 2. lis Q. Court House
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SHIPI ,EY PARK

A recently completed iirenroof build.
ing beautifully decorated and fur.
uished BY Dorothy Draper.
DAILY RATES REDUCED FOR *.
WITHOUT LINENS OR Mail
SERVICE. OR 5000 PER MONTH
WITH LINEN AND MAID SERVICE
9ecfetarial service sun deck over.
llooklnR entire city ainpliher mas
ter television antenna system: ga
rage fseilities; IL minutes from
Your Inspection Invited
Call EN-. 2-8800
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GALVESTON
APARTMENTS

NICHOLS AVE. AND GALVESTON
PLACE IN ID. g,
Established nefghborhood,
eony.. to .NRL. Boiling Field
and downtown.
Large, new shopping. een-
ssr: schools. buses. parkWays
All bright apartments with
3 or 3 exposures, Attractively
decorated and furnished; tv.
ynn.. bedrm., dinette, fuii-si1e
Kitchen and pastei TIE bath,
Furniture. utilities and
eomplete maintenance service
iacl9dsd in monthly rental Of
, o21e. On pr.misss: PAT.
osivsetcn d. s.w- 20. 3-42se.
1910 Bif7TMORE NV.
. rooms. IT.. bsth, drsg1ins Iqom;
sssonnk sssl s.es. b. fasjSs. =
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MASON

1870 ABINGDON DR.. ALEX, VA
Only minutes 70 National Airport
Pentascn and downtown Wash.
Mereni M4e,rTelnnisrS,rrn,r,xy 600 ~
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rAKOAlA PARK, 317 Phiiadeiphia
ave.--Attrnettye. apt. for. 2. Pvt.
home. residential neighborhood. ney
modern furn: Lss pvt kit snd and
drier. cnnr. transp., SS5 mo. utils.
incl. JuF b-O276. $50
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GEORGETOwN, 1914 26th ss.-one|
room, kit and bath. utils. Incl. 4
conv. 70 bus, / Or 2 persons; S74 so
,ass r. rsHSiNG wi NTIiasS IL. sS.w., lara. so IN
large kit, mod. bath. -Srd .fr, pvt,
$3.50. Apt. q RA. 3-2S47. 80
1862 Fl. STEVENS DR. -bedrm.
furn apt. Close trnnsp.. In apt.
bldg, Call IA. a-9066.. -3
NEASs.-WLS. AREA--1-bedrm. APT, !,
In new air-cond. oldg.: present
&9kA I'M 2-A7Ra II
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Arrs. uNEvaNIshlp-p. 6.

DOWNTOWN. OFF THOMAS CIRCLE
Liy. Fnn.. bedrm.. kit. bath. modern
apt; nice size rms; newly decor,
$3.50. CO. 5-3633. DI 7-6700,
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SILVER sPRING . TAKosA PARK
ARIA hedrms.. nicely furn.,
newly decorated. Modern 9l4g.
Util. furn. PVT entrance. A9nlts
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l600 10th ST. NV.
AIR-CONDITTONED

Beautiful furnished enc. apt. N
modern elevator bldg. Exeeps conv,
location; secretarial and switch
board service. Avail. Nov. I. From
only SIgs. Incl, utils; See MRs;
NO. 7-R600. 40
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Arts, SAT AND sis PER WEEK,
TT webster. st. NV: ALSO apt. 5l9
G st. ne. 2 rms. Kit. bath. pvt.
entrance: S76 mo. ia. 6-6031
Evening star., 1955-10-30

PARK--I bedrm., kit.. d.
nettes bath: $3.50 (adultsl 4
Congo lApts.. 94i2 Baltimore blvd.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
NOTES FROM OTTAWA -
COUNTY AGENT
FRED GRIMM

Annual report of North Central
Egg Cooperative shows that Ottawa
county ranks twelfth in number of
cases of eggs shipped to New Wash
ington. The 129 members in this
county shipped 7,195 cases for the
year ending August q, 1855. If
you were a member of the coop
in 1850 you will receive a patron
age check of 26 cents per case.
Nice Xmas present.
Inseminator Dick Wilson did a
nice job of presenting dairy pro-
duction certificates to the high
herds at the dairy banquet. Dairy
Service Unit had the certificates
made up special and furnished the
frames.
Several folks have asked about
the dairy banquet and the part
various groups played. For two
years we have tried to combine all
annual dairy meetings into one big
affair. Northwestern Cooperative
Sales furnished the dinner. Local
Dairy Service Unit furnished the
speaker, music and milk. All ar.
rangements were made by local
people.
Interest is increasing in elec
trical dehorning of calves. We have
an electric dehorner which is to be
used for educational purposes. En-
erson Fillmore has used it with
very good results. Walter Milbrodt
used it last week followed by Fred
Grieger, Jr. It's here for your use
without charge.
Cattle feeders have their an
nual meeting scheduled for Mon
day, January 9 in Graytown School
Association business and a gooc
program have been arranged
Lunch will be served. Time, 8 pm
Several folks have indicated they
want to bring in soil samples fol
testing. We urge you to do it
whenever you can get the soil. Fol
lowing these instructions will i'm
prove your results; (D take the
sample down to pillow depth (2) mi,
several samples from the same
field (3) dry without heat, pulver
ize and mix thoroughly ~ brins
about one-half pint to county
agent. We furnish mailing bags
Charge per test is one dollar.
For our last item we in the Elk
tension office wish you one ane
all Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
Fruit Growers
Elect Officers

Edward Ludwig has been re-
elected president of the Ottawa Co.
Fruit Growers Association, with
Luther Peters vice-president; Alice
Miller secretary; Daniel Shores
treasurer; AL Liam, A. w. Kalb,
Lud Wahlers, L. D. Luchsinger,
Rollie Barnholt, R. A. Gill and
Vincent Nugent directors.
General approval was expressed
for repetition of the Food Editors
Holiday" which in August brought
many newspaper, radio and TV rep
resentatives here. Peach, pear and
plum growers levied one cent per
tree on thir production costs to
provide the necessary public rela-
tions fund. Hope was expressed
that a joint effort including all
fruit growers will provide better
advertising of area fruits. Fred
Grimm, who reported on the food
editors tour, led singing. A dinner
by the Dorcas Society preceded the
business session in Catawba Union
Chapel.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
Lorena Swigart
Leaves EOD lob

Lorena Swigart, Erie Ordnance
Depot's champion blood donor and
president of the American Fedora
tion of Government Employees, re-
signed her position at the Post last
week after 1872 years service.
Mrs. Swigart had been on sick
leave and on advice of her ply
sician will "take it easy" for a
time. She had attained wide recog-
milton for her donation of 35 pints
of blood in recent years. Besides
the natural reluctance of parting
with EOD friends, said Mrs. Swi-
CART, one of her chief pangs of the
ultimatum is that she will be un-
able to continue her blood donor
activities temporarily. She will re-
tain her presidency of the EOD
organization.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

Doug and Shirley Millinger with
small Cheryl have just moved into
the AL Growers Sand Road home
Doug gets out of service in Feb
ruary and will commute" to his
Columbus base until them. So how
about nice welcome home gift
for them, some useful household
appliance?
Firemen, as swell a bunch of
guys as ever came along, might
like some new equipment for their
club rooms above the station. For
Hope and Elmer Clemons lovely
new home, bring along a super set
of door chimes. Our new Catawba
correspondent, Mrs. Edward Lud-
wig, is such a pleasant person that
we'd like a nice remembrance for
her = maybe matching bag and
slippers of alligator, huh? And du-
plicate 'em for all the other area
correspondents whose good work
we deeply appreciate. Our Ruth
Osborn already has a new car as
her Christmas gift from husband
Harold maybe she'd like a
years paid-up gas and oil eertifi-
Gates to go with it =.
To Paul and Marge Anderson, to
the Bernard Diedrichs' and to
Chuck and Sherry Schoch, for
whom material gifts have a minor
meaning this holiday season, bring
a realization that the love and un-
derstanding of so many friends are
silently with them:
Bring Shirley Tamaz, a brave
and plucky gal, the office job she's
seeking. Put a red ribbon around
the neck of new puppy for any
small boy or girl who'd like one.
For all the pet parakeets that are
important parts of so many local
homes, drop off an extra supply of
bird treat - and a warning to own
ers not to let 'em eat needles from
Christmas trees.
AL Pettibone is such a good verse
writer that you might put a snazzy
new fountain pen set in his sock.
How about one those name i'm
printed door mats printed "Wel-
come" for Clarence and Ginny
Lowien and Skippy, because it's so
good to see them back from Ala
bama? Send Marie and Harry Cal
lahan batch of Port Clinton snow,
so they don't forget us in Florida.
And to our former Catawba CORE
Spondent, Blanche Rofkar, who left
Friday for Florida, a duplicate of
the order.
Merlan, Steve, Mike and Jim in
the sheriff's department are such
grand guys that we'd like to re-
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
The JEWEL
BOX
BY JuEL REED COVER

jobs. found the perfect answer to
what to buy for somebody who
has everything on earth" - New
York store is advertising quit
claims on the moon" (Sub-rosa and
confidential like, Santa, I'll slip
you list of names for this gift
list)
Convalescing Louie Warner, VINO
has a yen for candy, deserves a
whoppin' big box of your very best
chocolates. How about assurance to
the police department that there
will be plenty of good applicants
taking the Jan. 6 Civil Service
exam, so the department vacancies
can be filled quickly and we'll?
A strand of real pearls, please,
for one of our favorite gals, Elsie
Evers. An alligator brief case for
Adair Wilber as he leaves the city
solicitor job, because we've admir-
ed the way he's handled things and
have always found him a mighty
cooperative guy. To also-departing
Mayor Jeremy and Council presi-
dent Lee Bracken, luxurious big
lounge chairs so they can put their
feet up on Council nights and lean
back in solid comfort as they stay
home and watch TV.
To Auditor Bill ZeSs, leaving
auditors office after so many years
of fine service, bring a solid gold
plaque, engraved: You'll Always
Be In Our Hearts, Bill" Leave a
motorized pogo stick for Eddie Ed
wards so he can jump from en-.
gagement to engagement. Loretta
Strickland is such friendly gal -
the biggest poinsettia in town for
her, please.
A day of no babies, no emergency
cases, no calls of any kind, please
for our hard working doctors. For
Jim Bahnsen, who chalks up Ami
versary No. 81 at the r. .Hagel Co
on December 26, brand new car
with all the gadgets he could want
Betty Puffenberber would love 6
new tape recorder so she can keer
records of all the cute things the
kids say. The Bill Sullivans' three
year old Dinny is so crazy about
cars that he insists the angel atop
their Christmas tree is Thunder
Bird, so tickle him with whole
assortment of wee autos.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
DEAR SANTA CLAUS:

DEAR SANTA CLAUS:
For one week of the year, we
lay aside the usual dot-and-daSh
column stuff and devote this space
to letter to you. And this is the
time to do it. Do the best you can,
will you? Everybody we list de-
serves the suggested gift and
more!
To wonderful Mr.. and Mrs. James
Henry Teal of Erie-twp, whose
Christmas cross and star and all
the other decorations give so many
visitors renewed reverent appre-
citation of the real meaning of
Christmas, bring the finest new
television set you've got, to keep
them entertained these cold winter
nights.
Bring little Vicki Burr, Chet and
Caroline's beauty, white ermine
hat and coat - because If any
youngster ever looked like a real
doll on Christmas card, it's Vicki
on the Burrs' '55 greeting. How
about a portable typewriter for
junior Norine Taylor, who has a
journalistic flair that we've seldom
seen equalled in a teen-ager? And
a complete set of darkroom equip
ment for Jean Zess, another high
schooler with a newspaper yen
that leans toward photography?
Bring Jim Chapman. Emery
Floro, Jack Smith, Dick Enderle
and John Twarek new convertibIes
with note of appreciation for
their fine work as DTc officers. A
siittery ornament for Mary Rose
Riedmaier's dark hair. please, be.
cause she always looks so pretty.
John and Julie Cerbus do so
many nice things for others that
people don't know about - why
not leave a two weeks vacation in
Nassau, all expenses paid, in their
Xmas stockings? Bring Mary Jane
Smidutz. gal who's going places
in the writing field, years supply
Of paper and six new typewriter
ribbons.
Bring nice Genevera Goodman
out in Magruder's emergency and
medical records room pair of
mink ear muffs - friends are kid.
ding her she'll need some when
the construction gets underway,
and they might as we'll be fancy
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
cod SERGEANT
RE-ENLISTS

After IL years in the Army,
M/Sgt. Jesse H. Beasley is satisfied
that the opportunities and advant-
ages of the Army offer good
career. At ceremonies held last
week at Erie Ordnance Depot. Sgt.
Beasley was sworn in by Maj. R. C.
King, his unit commander, for six
more years. This was only the Sec
ond re-enlistment to be held at Erie
in the past four years. Prior to this
year all re-enlistments we're per-
formed at Fort Hayes, Columbus.
Sgt. Beasley, Mess Steward of
the 9327th Support Detachment,
has been assigned to Erie since
last May. Before that he was sta
toned at Fort Knox, Kentucky. En-
listing in the Army in 1941, Sgt.
Beasley served two years in the
European Theater during World
War II. Except for break in serv-
ice from 1946 to 1948 he has served
continuously in the Army. Other
overseas assignments include a
tour in Europe from September,
1852 to May, 1858 and one year in
Korea in 1854.
Sgt. Beasley will receive a re-
enlistment bonus which could not
come at a more opportune time
with the added expense of the
Christmas season.
A native of Nashville, Tenn, Sgt.
Beasley is married and has one
daughter, Gloria Jean, seven
months old. They reside in quarters
on the depot.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
Bay Bridge Ice
As Inches Thick

Ice at Bay Bridge is good, being
four to five inches thick, Division
of Wildlife at Columbus told fish
ing enthusiasts this week.
Report from fisheries personnel
said the ice fishing season is in
full swing. Fishermen have been
averaging 9.31 fish per hour, with
the catches being made up almost
entirely of yellow perch although
a few crappies have been taken
with minnows in the Sandusky
area. While most of the perch
taken so far have been small in
size, running from four to six
inches in length, some larger ones
running from seven to nine inches
have been caught.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
Mental Health Assn
Plans Ian. 26 Dinner

Plans for the annual meeting
and a dinner of the Ottawa County
Mental Health Society were made
at a meeting of directors Wednes-
day at the home of treasurer
Veronica Southwood.
The dinner will be held at $50
pm, Jan. 26 at st. John Lutheran
church. Playmakers will present
"The Room Upstairs" Marion
Glovinsky is in charge of tickets
and Priscilla Rhiel in charge of
decorations. The public is invited
to attend the dinner and meeting.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
Barbershoppers
Sign 3 Quartets

Three excellent quartets have
been signed for the Parade of
Ouartets Port Clinton Barbershop-
pers will sponsor March 10 at the
high school auditorium.
Contracts have been signed with
the Millstreamers from Findlay,
the Frantic Four from Conneaut
and Ashtabula, and the Johnny Ap-
pleseed district champions, the I'm
called Four's from Lima. The Port
Clinton Chorus directed by Harold
Reitz with Cliff Willis as emcee will
round out a program of outstand-
ing interest.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

DAN HOLZEMER may be-
come favorite son candidate
to oppose Lausche in Ohio's
Ninth District.
LE ROY SCHELL, Judge ad.
voeate Of the Ohio VIEW. will
be the first Democrat TO take
office as city solicitor in Steu-
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

FOURTEEN HUNDRED per-
sons are expected to pay 500
apiece for a salute to Eisen-
hover" dinner in Toledo Jan.
20. R. A. Stranahan, Jr., is
committee chairman.
SENATOR Fred Danner tR.,
Akron) Is quoted as having told
Rofarians in his home town
that Lausche is "fhe best Re-
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

benvilIe in more than two de.
cades.
G. LOUIE WREN, Bellefon-
taine mayor who has won over
Republican opposition six times
in a row, is being mentioned
as a possible candidate for state
office.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

MEMBER Inem with certlflcateS fOr
all the out-of-uniform haberdashery
they'll need for a year. For the
three Bills, Loren, Urb, Louis and
Boyd in the police department,
drop off blank certificate to each
for any item of home appliance
they'd like.
There are scores of others,
Santa, but space is running out.
Will you bring their hearts desire
to every one of the wonderful peo-
pie, whose help and consideration
has made this wonderful year for
us here at The News?
Henry Van Dyke said it in far
better words than we can put to-
gether, and it echoes our Senti.
ments so strongly that we'd like to
borrow his beautiful "A Christmas
Wish" as a personal message to
every one of you:
II am thinking of you today, be-
cause it is Christmas. And / wish
you joy. And tomorrow, because ii
is the day after Christmas, | shall
wish you joy. Mayhap 1 cannot tell
you about it from day to day, for
you may be far away, or we may
be entangled with the things O.
life. But it makes no difference
my thoughts and my wish will bt
with you. Whatever of joy or sue
cess comes to you, l shall be glad
Clear through the years, withou
pretense, | wish you the Spirit o.
Christmas"
May your holidays be bright
happy, and blessed.
JueI
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
MAYOR.ELECT JAMES TEMPLETON

will be the first Democratic mayor of Lebanon in
the 153 years since the town founded he's being
doomed as good congressional timber and may possibly
oppose Rep Clarence j. Brown of the Seventh District
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

Charles Smith, Route wv, was
taken to Providence hospital in
Sandusky Thursday in a Neidecker
ambulance.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

SENATOR JOHN w. BRICKER'S SELECTION
"favorite SON. choice of the COP. in Ohio
surprise he's merely stand-in until Ike decides
whether not he'll try for a second term.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
Rural Women's News
Centerpieee -

Mothbaii centerpieee
For pretty centerpiece that
will fascinate everyone, try this:
The necessities include a fish bowl
in which you put l tsp. baking
soda, l tsp. citric acid crystals, 3
to 5 moth balls, for each cup of
quire double recipe. You might
quire double recipe. YoYu might
put an angel or other figurine with
modelling clay in the bottom of the
bowl. Coloring the water with food
coloring may also give the effect
deSiren.
Home Council -
The Home Council will meet on
January 10 in the Extension office
Miss Helen Strow, State Home
Demonstration Leaner will meet
/ with the council.
Don't forget the meeting on the
selection of draperies to be held
on January S in the Oak Harbor
Community Hall at 1:30 pm. This
is a countrywide meeting.
Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23

publican in Ohio today.
A TEREE-WAY race is de-
veloping for the two seats in
Ohio's 30-33rd senatorial dis
trict. Attorney Robert Schuck
of Findlay has announced.
other aspirants are incumbent
Delbert Latta, Bowling Green,
and Clarence Kruger, Berlin
Heights, former house member.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
IN oHIo's FIFTH DISTRICT

still haven't decided upon candidate to oppose vet
Cliff Cevenger (R., Bryan). leading contenders
for the congressional nod from the party Martin
Feigert, former Van Vert mayor and Mayor Clarence
Dick of Bowling Green.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1955-12-23
ADVANCES

Rudy Dracka, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. C. Dracka, 802 East Perry, is
one of Is first year cadets at KEN
per Military School, Boonville, Mo-,
advanced to Phase II in an order
from Col. H. C. Johnston, superin-
tendent. Cadets are advanced to
Phase II on the basis of efficiency,
cooperation, overall good conduct,
and military and scolastic standing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-06

that intrigue him and deliver
ing them with a straight face.
We meet the Mayor, q glut-
tonous small time bureaucrat:
the taciturn wheelright, the
old man who is kept q pris-
oner in his own house by his
two villainous children; the
woman who keeps a store and
entertains men while her huS-
band works at the railroad
station; many others.
M. Du Gard, who won the
Nobel Prize in 1887 after pub
fishing the long panoramic
novel, THE World Of the Thi-
baults," reveals to American
readers in The Postman" that
he also Surpasses most current
writers in writing on a smaller
scale, in weaving brief insights
into the pattern of a little
self-contained world. The
author modestly called this
novel a simple album of viii
lage sketches" But, in its
general implications, it is far
more than that. The trans
lation is by John Russell.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-06

years which the author, a
Conscientious objector, spent as
an attendant at a State mental
hospital.
Chapin's book throws some
light on the position of the
young intellectuals who be-
came co.'s and some Of it
diffuses upon the problems of
the insane. The story of Chap
ms gradual degradation and
abandonment Of the theory Of
nonviolence Is clearly ex-
pressed. Perhaps the most in
teresting picture presented IL
Of the people who did the Job
without an excess Of idealism:
The doctors, the nurses, the
regular attendants. They seem
somehow . little more real
than the shadowy healists
among the CO.'S.
The Hill" cannot b called
an unqualified success. The
sensitivtty Of the writer oc-
casionally produces passages
Of marked brilliance. But there
are too many instances Of
weak Characterization and
faulty plotting.
These faults are those Of the
inexperienced writer. The work
Of this former actor and poet
shows some promise and his
next book should be awaited
with interest.
SMITH HRAPsToNE, Jr.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-06
Georgetown Group

The Georgetown Artists
Groups third exhibition is
nearing the end of it's showing
at the Roumanian Inn (815
Thirteenth street,. There are
"a paintings in oil and water
color by Is artists.
Marcella Games admirable
Blue Cloth" is closer to alb
straction than anything Of
hers I have seen. Ralph de
Burgess abstract, Mexican
Memories" is a swirling COM
position with strong tonal
contrasts, executed in lacquer
on gesso and masonite. In
Helen Lambert's Super Con-
crete" diagonal Orders make
an abstract pattern against
building facades. The felinity
Of Helen Rennie's beautiful
"Siamese Cats" Is emphasized
by expressionistic treatment.
"Burlesk," by Beryl Carrot. is
the sole figure subject. I also
liked Helen Costello's moody
"Old House" and Harry Leroy
Jones sunny views Of Rock
port.
There are charming, ma
turalistic landscapes and urban
scenes in water color by Carl
Nyquist. Theodore Kane, Row
land Lyon and Marjorie
Moore.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-06
Echo de FIuubert

Apparently there were as
many cliches in Gustave
Flaubert's day Q821-1880 as
there are today. and. strangely
enough q lot Of the same ones.
In a Dictionary of Platitudes"
(Rodale Press; q Classic first;
$4.25), which the great French
novelist compiled over the
years. for his own amusement,
he not only listed well-worn
expressions, but gave the ad-
jectives and qualifying words
that popularity accompanied
certain words. For instance.
Accident: Always deplorable
or regrettable Gas II one could
ever find misfortune a thing to
rejoice about }"
OF Art" he said: This
leads to the poorhouse. What's
the use Of it anyway, since it
has been replaced by me-
chanics, which works better
and faster?" These are a few
other words with comment:
Budget: Never balanced"
French Academy: Belittle
it. but try to become a member
if you can"
Summer: Always excep-
tional (see winter)."
Weapon: The weapons that
are used to commit a mur-
der are always blunt when
they are not sharp"