Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1955-02-22
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A Columbus paper Sunday,
listed under mems furnishings,
offered "nylon stretchie bras"
We hope the boys lined up for
same in an orderly manner.
These would make i de a |
containers for golf balls come
spring.
AUMNN!
An optimist is a guy who
doesn't know any better.
BLANK
We liked a little aside on
the Jack Benny show when
Jack explained that friend
of his, in parting, said that he
hoped Jack would have nice
trip
Benny then said that he had
half way finished packing be-
fore he realized that he wasn't
going any place.
PATTER
According to one local Wag,
fellow whose house was
struck by freight train in the
middle of the night is suppos-
ed to have remarked =.
Man! Dig that crazy alarm
clock!'
LIVING
Live a full and happy life
and your enemies will chew
their finger nails off clear up
to here.
SAVING
The reason that people save
money on a budget is because,
by the time they get the books
balanced, it's too late to go
anywhere.
CAREER
If you want to be a doctor,
be skin specialist. The GUS
toners won't call you out at
night, they won't die and
they'll never get we'll!
PEDRO
Pedro Gonzales was telling
his little friend, Pancho, II get
married but l theenk l marry
my seester!"
why you theenk that, Ped
ro?" asked Pancho.
, Pedro replied, We'll, ALA
time she geegle and say to me,
Oh, brother!"
CONFUSION
Our idea of complete chaos
is to see four women trying to
figure out a luncheon check
after downing a couple OF
Martins.
VIEWPOINT
You can be lazy and still be
smart. Take the man who
stands up and lets knife
thrower miss him by inches -
after all, the knife-thrower
does all the work!
PoLLYTickS
A politician is man who
runs for an office which does
MT pay enough to make his
ends meet. If his ends did meet
he would be called an acrobat
but that is another story.
DAFFYNlTioN
French poodle E. dog
fancier!
SAFETY
Might makes right" is an
old saying that may be applied
to traffic safety. II you consid~
er that the other guy NIGHT
pull out in front of you, you
NAV be RIGHT on the
other hand, if you don't con-
slider this, you may be LEFT
and if. a lawsuit results
you may be in the MIDDLE.
WATCH OUT
Unscrupulous auto dealers
have big advantage over the
unwary. Many times a dealer
will work out deal" this
way: On a car listing at, say,
$1,000, the dealer will give you
$500 on your old car which is
really worth $400. He then
raises the new car to So, 400
which makes you think you are
getting a real bargain. This
system has another advantage
since the dealer can then write
up the $500 used car as the
required one-third-down on fl
nancing the new car and
c!inch the sale. When no fl
nancing is required, he then
writes the S400 off as dis
count. Your own ignorance can
make such things possible.
MODERN
Now it's spare the hot-rod
and spoil the child" And it is
timely also that the new stop
signs are painted red - the
same color as the blood that
flows along the main traffic
arteries!
NEWSPAPER STUFF
We don't expect everyone TO
agree with the stuff they see
printed in our newspaper but
we hope they THINK about it.
We can't stop people from
thinking but we can start 'em
and that's what counts most!
LAST WORD
Things are really tough. We