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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
Sanfee Seeks Record
With PAGER Barred
From K. Of T.. Mile

NEW YORK, Mar. 5.-Cowboy
Yves Santee will try to succeed
where some of the greatest run
ners in history have failed in
the knights of Columbus Games
tonight when he races the mile
against the clock in Madison
Square Garden.
Down through the years
they've all had pacemakers-
Nurmi. Cunningham and right
down to Gunnar Nielsen, who
holds the current indoor mile
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
Six Fans Hold Tickets
On S4,586 Daily Double
BY she Associated Press

HOT SPRINGS, Ark, Mar. s.
The daily double at Oaklawn
yesterday paid $4,586. the second
highest in the tracks history and
the highest since 1887. Six peo-
pie held tickets.
Composing paid, $94.40 in win
ming the first race, a mile and
70-yard claiming race. Butch's
Pride returned $67.40 in the g.
furlong second race.
The previous high at Oaklawn
was a payoff of about $4,000 in
1887. There have been several
payoffs Of $4,000 or better.
The biggest daily double on rec
ord at any track was $l0,772.40
at Washington Park August IA,
1899.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
CIV IsFaVored
After CIose Win
Over Richmond
Final Apt to Prove
An AnticIimux After
Last Nights Thriller
By George Huber
Siur Sioff Correspondent

RICHMOND, Mar. 5.-Practi-
cally anything that happens to-
night will be an anticlimax as
George Washington defends its
Southern Conference basketball
title against West Virginia in the
tournament final at 8 pm. at
the Richmond Arena.
The storybook finish last night
as big Joe Holup and his fellow
Colonials squeaked past Rich
mond in the seniinals viii long
be remembered here. Two Sec
onds from the end Holup drop
ped in a layup for GW's 67-65
triumph in a game that thrilled
a capacity crowd Of 5000 every
second of the way.
West Virginia defeated Wash
ington & Lee, 1914, in the first
game, which the Mountaineers
controlled all the way. But that
was nothing to compare with
the thriller George Washington
and Richmond put on in the
nightcap.
OFF what the Colonials did last
night, they are regarded as a
SLIM favorite to retain their
crown.
HOlup Scores ~ Points.
West Virginia beat CIV in their
only meeting this year, 1914,
at Morgantown, gaining its edge
at the foul line as the Colonials
outscored the Mountaineers from
the floor.
Holup. a 6-foot-6, 220-pound
junior from Swoyersville, Pa,
has been George Washington's
most solid player all season, al
though generally outscored by
his teammate and captain, Corky
Devlin. But last night, Holup
came into his own, taking top
scoring honors with 81 points
and. most important of all, get
ting the final basket two seconds
before the end of a sensational
game.
An early CIV lead practically
evaporated at the half and dis
appeared entirely as the Spiders
forged in front midway through
the final half. Toward the end
the Colonials tied up the game
three times and once had a two
point lead. but, with two min
utes and Is seconds left, the
score was tied at 65-65.
Richmond then elected to
freeze the rest of the way, wait
ing for a last-second shot il
hoped would win. The Spiders
have the personnel for that type
OF stalling in two clever little
guards, Warren Mills and Ed
Harrison. They dribbled circles
around the Colonials, hoping for
a foul, but somehow the Colo
malls kept hands off.
Finally. after more than two
tense minutes of that and. with
eight seconds showing on the
electric clock above the center
of the floor, Richmond made it's
move. Practically nobody was
(See COLONIALS, Page A-14)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
Permission Given
Sontee to Report
Late for Pan Am
BY the Associated Press.

NEW YORK, Mar. S.
Yves Santee has been granted
permission to report late to
the United States track team
in the Pan American games
at Mexico City, Jim Kelly,
track coach at the Univer-
sity Of Minnesota and chair
man Of the United States
Olympic Track and Field
Committee, said today.
Santee previously had
withdrawn from the team
because he said he could
not afford missing classes at
the University of Kansas for
three weeks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
Marty FurgoI, Barber
Share Golf Lead as
Romans TumbIes
BY the Associated Press

BATON ROUGE, La, Mar. s.
Two veteran golf professionals
with differing styles today ap-
peared the best in an unsteady
field as the fourth annual 500
Baton Rouge Open passed the
mid-point.
Marty Furgol, 6-1 power hitter
from Lemont. ILL.,, and Jerry
Barber, SIS Los Angeles precision
artist. held a two-stroke lead
after So holes, each with 1874.
Although opposite in size, the
two have one thing in common
consistency, Neither has been
a big tourney winner, but both
have been regular visitors to the
pay window,
Before today's round the 140-
plus field was trimmed to 100,
the 80 low pros and 10 low anna
teurs. The cutoff point for pros
wac ITO WILL dlldGCuIS dUUtE
149 dropped.
Yesterdays second round saw
most of the leaders balloon up
from their subpar opening
rounds. despite continued perfect
golf weather. warm and clear.
The biggest blow-up came
when Walter Romans of Balti-
more. first day leader with a
seven-under-par IS, scared to
rs for a 40 total.
The 38-year-old Barber showed
calm precision with his chip
, shots as he stroked his second
straight 81, but complained
those puts just won't drop"
He missed an 18-inch putt on
the 18th green and a three
footer on the 18th. Either would
(Gna CNT Il Dona IoN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
White Signs With Red Sox;
Rockies Nose Is Broken
BY the Associated Press

SARASOTA. Fla, Mar. s.
Catcher Sammy White signed
his contract and Guy Morton, a
rookie receiver, got a broken nose
yesterday at the Boston Red Sox
training camp.
White ended his holdout by
signing. then reported for his
first workout.
Morton fouled q Sid Hudson
pitch and was hit in the face by
the ball when 1t bounced of the
plate. X-rays revealed q slight
fracture.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
CoIiente Book Puts
Nashua at wi as
Derby Fovorite
BY the Associated Press.

Aqua CALIENTE, Mex
leo, March 5.-The Caliente
future book made Nashua a
2l2-1 favorite to win the
Kentucky Derby May Z in
the opening list of odds to-
day.
Summer Tan was listed at
Al, Blue Rider ST., Boston
Doge 6-1 and jeans Joe, 81.
The longest odds of 1000
/ were on Dark Chief and
Trim Destiny.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
.Poona Il Choice
Today in Rich
San Juan Cap
Determine, Rejected
Also in Field of IS;
SC, 900 to See Race
By The Associated Press

ARCADIA. Calf. Mar. SIN
ternational racing stars, led by
Irish-bred Poona II, make a bid
for fame and money today in the
100000 added San Juan Caps
trano Handicap at Santa Anita
Park.
Upward of $4,000 fans are ex-
pected to watch the running Of
the last 100000 extravaganza of
the waning Santa Anita meeting,
with post time set for around 8
pm. (EST.
Thirteen candidates were
named for the mile and three
quarter run over the Santa Anita
grass course.
H. H. Helbrush's Poona II,
seeking to duplicate the per-
Torrance of the great Irish horse
Moor. who won both the rich
Santa Anita Handicap and the
San Juan Capistrano in 1850 on
successive week ends, was the
probable betting choice.
POona III Carries 122.
The Irisher's convincing VIC
tory over some of these same
horses. notably Andy Crevoiin's
Determine and the King Ranch's
Rejected in the Santa Anita last
week. figured to make him a real
threat.
Poona II. however. carries nine
pounds more-122-than he did
a week ago, and the distance is
a half-mile longer.
Willie Shoemaker. the national
riding champion last year, has
the ride on Poona again. The
colt was coupled with another
Helbush entry, an outsider
named Nearque.
Rejected, with Jack Westrope
aboard and weighted at l24, was
a seventh place disappointment
last week but he likes the dis
lance, presumably was short in
training for the Santa Anita
and in addition to winning the
Santa Anita Cap last year, was
a rousing second in the San
Juan.
126 Pounds for Determine.
Determine. the little gray,
again carries high weight of 1875
pounds to the post. including
Ray York. The Kentucky Derby
king of 1854 shouldered 129 in
the Santa Anita and ran fourth
to Poona.
Joe Jones and Poterhouse were
sandwiched in between the first
and fourth place finishers, but
neither was entered today.
Ogden Phipps' Great Captain.
winner of the Saratoga Cup at
the San Juan distance last year
and a stakes winner here over
the grass, was one of the lighter
weighted threats. He was sad
died with lib pounds. Bill Boz
land was the rider.
English-bred st. Vincent, an
other stakes winner, and Arctic
Way. an IriSh-colt flown from
abroad for this outing, are also
regarded as contenders. Arctic
Way, however, has not raced
since last September and faces
a formidable problem against
today'S racing -Sharp field.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
Nashua, Summer Tan,
Boston Doge Head
rs Derby Nominees
Star staff Photo by John Mueller.


LOUISVILLE. KY. March g.
Nashua, Summer Tan. Boston
Doge and most of the other more
promising three-year-olds were
among 125 nominees announced
today for the 81st Kentucky
Derby.
The 1855 renewal. offering a
purse of $125,000 instead of
100000 this year, will be run
May THE traditional first
Saturday in May-over the Gus
tomery mile and a quarter at
Churchill Downs.
Given an average field of 10
starters, the gross value will be
$152,500 when nomination and
starting fees are poured into the
pot.
Because juvenile racing last
year produced a large number of
hopefuls, the nomination list
provides some good topics for
speculation.
How About Nashua?
For example. how will Nashua
and Boston Doge shape up?
Belair Studs Nashua was the
two-year-old champion last year
and is off to winning start as a
three-year-ol with his victory
in the Flamingo at Hialeah. Paul
Andolino's Boston Doge devel-
oped late but won eight straight
before a cough sidelined him at
Hialeah.
And what about Rex Ellis
Worth's Swaps? Can that West
Coast campaigner duplicate the
feat of last years Kentucky
Derby winner, Determine? Like
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Hosty House Pair, Spur On
New Orleans Co-Fovorites

NEW ORLEANS, Mar. 5 (P.-
The Hasty House Farms entry Of
Sea o Erin and Mister Black
gained late support for the
$50 ,000-added New Orleans Han
dicap and was expected to share
the favorite's role with the
stretch-charging Spur On by
post time today.
The Hasty House pair arrived
from Florida Wednesday to try
for the big jackpot when their
more celebrated stablemate.
Hasty Road, was withdrawn.
Only 10 of the original 20
nominations were scheduled to
(Spe RACING Page A-1A)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
BY the Associated Press

LOUISVILLE, KY, Mar. S.
The 1855 Kentucky Derby nom
nations, with owners in alpha
betical order:
Marvin E. Affeld-Retract.
Alberta Ranches. Ltd.-1n Reserve.
Liberal Policy.
PAU Andolino-soston Doge.
B. & @. Stable---Sticks.
Betty and Roscoe Coon-Risht Down
Or, s. @. Babbitz-Speed Rouser.
Beisir stadMHmbient. Nashua. .'
Edmond F. Bixler@Banny's Babe.
Joe VI. Brown---Fabulous vegas. Hotel
Man.
Brown Hotel stables-Gemeriea.
Jan Burke-Dedicate.
Cain Hoy Stable-Flying Fury, Magic
Morn, Racing Fool, RaJput.
Calumet Farm-Trentonian.
Claiborne Farm--Delta.
Clearwater stable-Portersville. Royal
q. N. cohen-chuck Thompson.
Eugene Constantin. lr.-Amber,s Folly,
Ardent Ardan. Ocean Lane, Our Prince.
SSTrs.isEood st saalse5csS9sIiss,wOOoOd e
D s. Cutier-Fieet Ruler.
H. 4. ,Dabson and c. J. caithness--
Nance's Lad.
Ms MT:. i II y Psmmgug STAG e.,
Emil Observation-Disclosures Prince
Eric, Teisler.
Dixiana-Make Ready. Rosation. Fleet
Path, Inahmoud
Rex c, Ellsworth-Swaps.
Fairway Farm--Hi Jet.
Foxcatcher Farm--Chessian.
Harvey c. Freuhauf-Blue Lem,
Mrs. John w. 0albreath-Summer Tan
Qreenacres Stock Farm--Mark l..
Grandview Stable--Mark's Puzzle.
Green Stable--Gold Box.
Warren p. 0rifnths--Jim Dun.
Raymond 0uest--Lazy Began.
Hasty House Farms--Alibilt, KAbob.
H, P Headley-Georeian.
High Tide stable-Blue Pencil.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05
San Juan Cupistrono Lineup

the Associated Press
ARCADIA Calf, the lineup for the $780,
000added Capsrano Handicap Santa Anita today
with weights positions jockeys and probable betting
odds. The distance mile and the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05

(See GOLF, Page abb
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05

(See RACING, Page A-l4)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-03-05

(See COLONIALS, Page Ala
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
x ROADS

Mrs. Annie c. King has returned
home after a two weeks visit with
her daughter, Mrs. Beatrice Roth
in Washington, D. c.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ronald Jones, who
have been with Mr.. Jones father,
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Jones, since their
marriage last year, are moving this
week to GumbOro..
The Home Demonstration Club
will meet at the home of Mrs. Harry
Smith next Thursday afternoon at
1880 o'clock. Mrs. Smith and Mrs.
Olive Justice will be the leaders.
Topic: Party Breads"
Mr.. and Mrs. William West and
Mrs. Sallie West of Fayetteville,
n. c., Mrs. Walter Magin of Upper
Darby, Pa, Mr.. and Mrs. Vaughn
Young of BoOthwyn, Pa, attended
the funerals of their uncles, DR..
Oliver A. James on Friday at Mil
ford, and Joseph Locates on Sat
urday in Laurel. and visited with
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
West.
Mr.. and Mrs. Trent Wharton en-
tertained on Sunday for Mrs. Whar-
toms birthday, Mrs. Wharton's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Scott
and sons, Thomas and George, Mr..
and Mrs. James Wharton, Jimmy
and Judy, Mr.. and Mrs. Ronnie
Mr.. and Mrs. John /.
Hickman and Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Lowe.
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
EPWORTH
By Mrs. Reuben Riley
Phone BridgeViIIe 3424

Ffe-lenten services ended Sunday
evening at EpWOrth with a very
nice crowd. There were several
churches represented. The Rev.
Eugene Ford of Hebron, Md. was
the visiting minister, Friday, Sat
urday and Sunday evening.
Mrs, Harry Carroll was very de-
hghtfully surprised when a number
of friends and relatives gathered
Saturday evening to help her cele-
brate her birthday anniversary.
Guests present were, Mr.. and Mrs.
Dawson Lyden of Denton, Miss
Dorothy Sharp of Easton, Md. Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Bowers. Mr.. and
Mrs. Harlan Smith, Mrs. Joe Smith
of fredericksburg, Mr.. and Mrs. Mike
MalifitanO Of near Greenwood, Mr..
Elmer Smith, Mrs. Florence Le-
Kates, Mr.. and Mrs. Emanuel
Pritchett and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Millard Daugherty, and family, Miss
Margaret Daugherty, Mr.. and Mrs.
Bill Vanderwende, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ray Williamson,
Miss Dorothy Sharp of Easton,
Md, was weekend guest Of Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Carroll.
. Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Warner spent
Sunday visiting their daughter and
son-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
DeCarlO of Arlington, Va.
Miss Mary Lou and Miss Shirley
Elliott visited Miss Virginia Lee
Smith on Sunday.
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
Dormant Spray Of
EVergreens Calls For
A Skilled Touch

Dormant spraying of evergreens
and cOnifers is highly useful in
controlling destructive scale, an
bids, mealy bugs; mites and other
pests.
These insects usually go unceen,
and it is only after plants have
been yellOwed and weakened that
owners become aware of them.
Lime sulfur or dormant oil will
seek them out now in their win
tering-over places and spell their
end before a new growing season
begins. Lime sulfur is safer in
amateur hands, says Don CantweIl
Of the Bartlett Tree Experts, but;
should not be used near painted
surfaces Of buildings. It stains.
Dormant oil is the more effective
OF the two. 1t should be used only
in the low concentrates recon-
mended by the manufacturer and
never when the temperature is be-
low As or above 65o. Avoid anv
drip or Tun-Off. 1t is wise to be on
the dry side" when SPRAYING.
Never repeat an oil spray the same
season. Be sure the application is
made well before the buds break
now in most sOutherly areas, late
March or early April farther north.
Fir and hemlock should not be
given a dormant spray. Avoid also
spraying taXus when the tempera-
lures are high. Most other ever
greens and cOnifers can be safely
sprayed without burning injury if
proper precautions are taken.
Major pests to be controlled are
these: Juniper scale, so widespread
and destructive in recent years, at
tacks jumpers, especially the ma
tive Bermuda juniper, arvorvitae.
incense cedar and cypress.
Spruce gall aphids are wintering
over on many a spruce and the
iarch casebearer on the larch.
Pine needle scale are common on
most pines. Spider mites are the
bane of many a dOOryard or garden
Dormant spraying is recommend
ed on evergreens where no major
0uild-up of the pests was noted
last year. Frequently winds or birds
carry the insects from neighboring
yards in late season, and they break
out like a rash the following year.
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04

SAoAAtlaaqn A9eas " % me n DO to
make highways
safer?" A representative from the
Delaware State Police will attend
each meeting. If you have any
questions about highway safety. be
sure to bring them along!
The first group meeting will be
held at 300 o'clock Wednesday
afternoon, March 8, at the Viola
Community Hail. The Viola Club
will be hostess to the Chestnut
Grove, Fraziers, and Millwood
clubs.
Thursday evening, March 10, at
$500, the Hartly Club will be hos
tess in the Hartly School Cafeteria
to the st. Jones, KentOn. and
Friendly HOmemakers Clubs.
The Clayton Club will be hostess
on Friday, March II, at 300 p. m,
IN the Fellowship Hall of the Clay
ton Methodist Church. The SMYRNA
and Oak Grove clubs will be their
guests.
At 8 o'clock on Wednesday eve
ming, March Is, the Cee-W-Dee
r---N VIA W AOaeGo0 IA LLlG caesar
Rodney High School Library. The
Leipsic Homemakers, COWgill's.
and Canterbury Clubs will be
guests.
The Happy Homemakers Club of
Milford, will be hostess Friday
evening, March Is, at 8 O'Clock. in
the Parish House Of Christ Fpisco-
pal Church, in Milford. Their guests
will be the. MerTymakers, Houston,
Victory, and Laws Clubs.
Wednesday afternoon, March %.
at 1900, the Todd's Club will be
hostess at the TodGs Community
Hall. The AndreWsVille, Harring-
ton, and Pennington Clubs will be
guests.
Be sure to come to your clubs
meeting, and bring your questions
on highway safety. I'll see you
there!
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
KEPT THEIR SHIRTS

sLOUISBURG, N. C. - up -
Seven poker players nearly lost
their pants for real in a super-siz-
ed game at a cabin near here. A
bandit made off with several thou
sand dollars after forcing the play
ers to remove their trousers.
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
AGELEss LAWMAKERS

HARTFORD. Conn. - up ~ OF
the 315 senator's and representa-
tives in the Connecticut General
Assembly, five refused to list their
ages. Four were women.
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
Plumbing Supplies


DOVER PLUMBING SUPPLY co.
Wholesale Distributors
PLUMBING AND HEATING
SUPPLIES
Holman Gas, Oil And WloCtrlo
Water Heaters
Century Warm AIR Heaters
And OIL Burners
Kohler EnamelWaFa And Hot
Water Boilers
Kitchen Cabinets And Sinks
OIL TANKS q SEPTIC TANKS
Soil Pipe And valve Fittings
Dupont HWys North of Dover
Phone Asss Dover, Dol
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04
Kent Home Doings

March is here, and with it the
Kent County Home Demonstration
group meatings. Sig maafings have
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04

been arranged in
the county. with
one club as hos
{ e s s to WO,
three, or four
others. These e
meetings always
give us a chance
to get acquainted
with other home
makers.
This year, we
have a topic Of
special interest
to all hoinemak-
aPg - 0Whaf con
Milford chronicle., 1955-03-04

New Zealand has more than 21b
cattle for every one Of its 2.O8S 600
people.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-12-30

books? Why don't they
paint all rooftop water tanks?
Ugliest looking things in the
city. :. Why don't they form a
Trash Book Club? Why
don't they build round houses
on corners? Why don't
they put a small roof on cross
street signs so snow doesn't
cover and obscure them?
Why don't they have cops who
actually feel bad about giving
you a ticket?
Why don't New Jersey drivers
stay in New Jersey on Friday
and Saturday nights? Why
don't they make dogs shave? ;. .
Why don't barber shops have
canned music? Why don't
they restrict the sale of booze
on New Years eve to people who
also use it every other day of
the year? :. Why don't they put
zippers in tight-fitting toupees?
For the sake of father. who
has to sit through the picture.
why don't they at least put
sweaters on cowgirls in West
ems? Why don't they have
hard marriages and easy divorces
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-12-30

O'Clock, he let himself In with q
latchkey
Steve Cochran writes from
London that his Aim, THE
Weapon" is progressing slowly
81 had laryngitis Tor a week and
nov Lizabeth Scott has the flu. +"
The producers Of 80 ne Weapon"
says Stevie, "are in bit of a
state because the insurance poll
icy with Lloyds excludes any de-
lay caused by infection of the
ear, nose and throat" Everyone
lin London during the winter suf-
lfers with one or all three.
~ -
Brian Donlevy, down with the
flu, sent his daughter to live with
friends so she wouldn't catch it.
They both leave soon for Eng
land. incidentally, where Brian
will make his next movie, DAN
Igerous Assignment"
talked with a bearning Bob
Crosby after he was shown to be
giving his strong competitor.
Matinee Theater," a beating in
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GRAHAM
Continued From Page Ala

Continued From Page ALA
month vacation in the Scandina-
Wan countries after her next
picture. Gregory Peck took
Veronique Passani with him to
buy the Christmas presents for
his boys. / saw them emerging
from a Beverly Hills shop with
packages higher than their
heads.
William Holden has gone into
the oil business with Millionaire
Ray Ryan. Bill went to Palm
Springs to discuss his Spoutings
with Ray. couldn't sleep because
of the cold, got up at 1880 am,
drove home and scared wife
Brenda Marshall when, at 5
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1955-12-30

instead Of the Other way around?
=. Why don't they breed horses
with shorter legs 50 they don't
have so far to fall? Why don't
they put hand gual Dis on spa
ghetti forks?
On holidays why don't they
use midget bartenders so you'll
have the happy feeling that
there's at least one guy in the
Joint you can lick? Why
don't they restrict reading ma
terial in beauty shops to cook
books? :. Why don't they grow
square potatoes for nervous
eaters? !. Why don't they have
practice couches in the waiting
rooms Of psychiatrists' offices?
/. (. Why don't they grease olives
before putting them in tight
bottles? -. Why don't they make
a chewing gum that dissolvGs
slowly as you chew it? +. Why
don't they make soft peanut
brittle? ;. Why don't they in
clude transportation to and from
the airport in the price Of the
ticket?
Why don't they take away
Steve Aliens piano. clarinet and
trumpet? :. Why don't they sell
do-it-yourself stills and copper
tubing? =. Why don't they have
apple checked mattresses in those
health restaurants? :. Why
don't they invent nose filters for
husbands who can't stand the
smell of those home permanents?