The Arizona post., 1955-03-18
DAVIS DIARY
BY ART DAVIS


ago that there at local radio station
which confirmed by the papers recently we wonder
If isn't certainty about Boeing coming to Tucson and
the purchase 6ace tract by the of of daily
publishers South Side for possible housing develop
ment indicates this.
Herbert Margols tells of the salesman who un
happy and why said he had had terrible argu
rnent with his she wouldn't talk to him
for thirty days. Wel them he said "you should be very
happy what happy?" said the salesman Ths is the last
day"
Lou Wolf Vegas and passing thru
nearby seeing the sheriff ride up to group OF
guys and looking down at them from atop his
usy steed One of the players looked up and sad care
for little stud The horse looked down and said Don't
mind if I do"
Abe Terrence has us laughing about the woman who
wanted Her husband gave her hundred dollars
bought black fur coat Walking down the street
she gorgeous blonde wearing fve-thousanddolar
mink she sad "See that's the kind of coat
wanted He said eff you wanted brown why did you buy
black?"
We're always kidding about you ladies but after
seeing the wonderful ladies doing in their CJA
activities this month we take our editorial hat off to all
of them and all for great job exceptionally we'll
and while giving out plaudits, let's give
beated salute to Mrs Michael Schaefer who is so active IN
many local organizations she sold "a tickets for the
Mickey Katz show quite bit of saesmanship
The entire Tucson Jewish community can take real pride
that campus groups at the University OF
Arizona the Alpha Epsilon Phi sorority and the zeta Beta Tau
other campus groups AEPh had 2.18 average the
community chance show these college kids that we
appreciate the fine reputation they giving the entire com
unty by their fine scholastic marks and
activities attending Purm Carnival at the lel House
on Sunday all the college groups cooperating to make
biggest bring out the whole family for an
afternoon of frivoity
On the popular Platterama show KOPOTV Mon
day evening will be everpopuar Buddy Baer brother of
heavyweight champ Max Baer. former boxer
too entertainer and singer Because of Buddys
presence Andy Wilson will the studio to everyone want
ing to the show live
Ellie Wineer tells of raconteur in Haifa who began
funny story dinner party with the standard ntroduc
ton It seems there Jewish gentlemen "
sitive guest objected why he demanded, do so many
stories begin once there two Irshman once there
were Jews?" "Okay" soothed the raconteur Il GER
tany intended offense Let's say there were two Chi
nese Ling Pu and Fo Wang &c. Pu and Wang were
hustling to a bar mitzvah ceremony ="
Irv Berger Jack Ettinger Marks Billy szerlp
initiated into the Knights of Pyhias Tuesday night
Berger tells of who cast away desert island
with two beautiful young ladies' and thought he the
1ucest in the world The island provided ample food
and shelter the climate temperate there didn't seem
to be another within thousandmle radius Soon,
however he realized there fly in the ointment The
beautiful young ladies made constant demands he had to
set up Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays
to make happy Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays tor
the Sunday for overhaung and resting
his weary bones While fishing day. he was overJoyed
another shipwrec sailor drifting ashore raft
0What luc-and just in time he told himself To the sailor
he halooed Velcome, Mister You'll love it here" The
sailor answered. "For goodness sake should hope So I'm
perfect about the way that nasty sun has burned
me. I hope you have sunburn lotion on this beasy
island" Heaven help me- prayed our hero here goe my
Sundays!"
Well tip our hat to genial Bill Dumas who had a
airport Wednesday when his friend
Sherman arrived back in Tucson after tWoyear Army
stretch in Korea. Welcome home, AL
You help create strong Jewish community when you
Lo1oc royootopT thp