Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1955-10-25
i OUR
ca TOWN
VIEWPOINT

"A lot or housing pTOJeCLS
are laughingly referred to as
additions" while the truth of
the matter is that they are
just "subtractions".
ADVERTISING
Many a man who says he
doesn't believe" in advertis-
ing is either ashamed of the
prices he charges or the pro-
ducts he offers.
NEED
What this country really
needs is "do-it-yourself'
counterfeiting machine. This
would be real moneymaker!
FACT
In many, the thin veneer of
respectability can be removed
by applying alcohol in small
doses.
TROUBLE
When you hear bad about
someone, turn a deaf ear.
Trouble is that the gossips
seem to have the best audi
tory equipment in the world.
FASHION
The bra is more important
than the girdle after all, the
bra helps put on big front
while the girdle merely brings
up the rear!
SCIENCE
Let's put stop to all this
talk about tanning" the atom
bomb! Everyone knows that
what the boys are really doing
is to aggravate the dern thing
so that it will make a bigger
explosion when the tim
comes.
US MoDERNs
In the average American
home all the closets are full
of nothing to wear, all the
girls are dressed in those old
things and the new look is
something the fashion experts
haven't thought up yet. To
top this off, a great many peo-
pie believe t h a charge ae-
count is more important than
cash in hand. It's a funny
world.
OUCH!
1T he tall, dark and hand
some? Does he have NOUS
tache ?" asked the romantic
young thing. To which her
equally romantic friend re-
piled, Yes, he has a NOUS
tache but he keeps it shaved
Off,
LIFE
Don't frown on problems.
They are important. A job
with no problems pays little.
The big paying jobs are the
ones with the biggest prob
lens. Problems are your
chance for advancement.
WiMMiN
The reason women feel so
much better after a good cry
is that they get what they
were crying for.
pOLLYTiCkS
Critics of the two party sys-
tenn would do we'll to look at
France which has b bout as
many parties as it has provin-
ces. In France the government
is suffering primarily be-
cause it hasn't sound major
ity and this is mainly due to
the fact that there are too
many political factions.
WELL?
A Juvenile delinquent is just
youngster who takes after
his mother and father. A boys
best friend is his mother but
you can't tell it by the COM
pany he keeps.
BUSINESS
And just for the record we
wish to report that a feather
salesman told us the other day
that down is UP again this
year.
BEAUTY
Our idea of raving beauty
is when one pretty girl sees
another with the same dress
on.
OPPORTUNITY
And speaking of atomic en-
ergy, one thing can be said in
b its favor. which hasn't been
said before. "a man who de-
votes his life to it can't go any
place but up!
HEYWooD
Old Haywood Snugg, the
Freud of Five Points, says
that his idea of real prosper
ity would be to own 81 per
cent interest in nudist colo
ny. Says Haywood. Thing a
bout a nudist camp is that you
see so many interesting
faces"
Big Nancy, Heywood's old
girl friend, was heard to re-
ply as she put the billy goat
out for the night ."Baah!
That Haywood is the kind of
guy who would forge his
own death warrant"
LAST WORD
A confidence man is fell
low who keeps one chump a.
boad of tha sheriff