Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1955-06-21
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nave IrlenQS up III Newton
which Is a fine place indeed.
GOLF
Our congratulations to Bob
Powers of London Country
Club for breaking the course
record which had stood for
thirty years. Bob came up
with a smashing 81 for nine
holes which is some shooting
anywhere. With a little extra
luck, Bob might have had
20 but couple of puts went
awry. Anyway, we think that
the 81 is phenominal and it
should stand for a long time to
come. 1t couldn't have happen
ed to a nicer guy!
LIFE
This is the only country in
the world where they ban fire.
works and spend billions on
H-bombs. And a harp, while
not too popular an instrument,
doesn't take much talent to
play just an awful lot OF
pluck.
JUVENILES
Juvenile delinquency is GER
tainly problem, this we
grant. But think how terrible
things would be if we were
born old and became younger
every day. Then the people
who say, IF I knew then what
know now, could put things
into practice. We hate to con-
template the result of such a
system.
HuMNN!
And like my wife says, iii )
hard to keep a good man
down, but it's harder to get
him up in the morning.
DOUGH
The hardest thing to toler-
ate is to watch someone
throw away their money and
not be able to help them do
it.
HAPPINESS
In this business, a good day
$ is when a guy who hasn't paid
his subscription for ten years
comes in and tells us that he
! wants to discontinue taking
the paper.
TEXAS
And then there's the o ne
about the wealthy Texan who
i rushed into an airport and
W said, Gimme a ticket quick"
til Where to-" asked the
thagent.
wb Anywhere" was the reply,
borI got business all overt!
ACT
wit The reason some husbands
the ak in their sleep is because
St's about the only chance they
piciave.
lactoSPEcTiNG
of & We heard about q fellow
hadyho bought himself a Le.sci'
to ounter and went out to Utah
who prospect for uranium. Lat
endcst report has it that he didn't
lopsetect any uranium but he did
theliscover five guys named Gel
naRer.
des0RRY
ton Up to a certain age, par
bacents worry when their daugh-
whters stay out too late but aft
to ar about 25 they worry when
in shey come home too early.
worATHER OR NOT
Bib The thing we like best a
orclout America is the fact that
tied you don't like the weather
was one place, you can move
the lmewhere else and not ike
Thtthere either.
Mr.. V
ietta, Some people are not salts
side h with the so-called push
dore gton age" just because no
Powei has invented a gadget TO
liam sh the buttons.
TORY
Things are really getting
-mplicated. Now the average
I'D can't tell you who was the
ther of the country : George
Washington or Davy Crockett
,LDiNG
IA II is our own home-spun
,rontention that all OF tne
Aouses being constructed here
bouts are being built by peo-
Die who thought building
prices would come down IN
1916.
Ill Ill
Report came in that a sales
man who died over in Pennsyl-
yania left his wife 500 towels,
7O4 cakes of soap, 8 dozen
plated spoons from various es-
Establishments, a little black
book containing 1908 teie-
phone numbers and IL pounds
Il of hotel door keys.
.ax@1n
Il Marriage is a college IN
Il which a man loses his bache-
IL lor's degree and a woman re-
ceives her masters.