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The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
ST. PAUL'S METHODIST
CHURCH
North Potomac, near Franklin

The Church School, with classes of
all ages, will meet at GAS a. m. on
Sunday.
AT the HOO o'clock morning serv-
ice, the sermon subject of the min
lister, Dr. j. Turnbull Spicknall, will
be "The Sovereignty of God"
At the evening service at 1880
o'clock, DR.. Spicknall's sermon sub
ject will be, Running Away From
God"
At 300 o'clock on Sunday evening,
there will be a reception for the new
members.
The intermediate and senior Youth
Followships will meet at 5:45 p. m.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
U. OF Md. Soil Testing
Laboratory Kept Busy

It took Maryland farmers only 81
months this year to send more soil
samples to the University of Mary
land soil testing laboratory than they
sent in any previous year. DR.. Frank
l.. Bentz, soil scientist who is in
charge of the laboratory, says a
total of 1919 samples were tested
last year. That was a record, but it
held up only until about the middle
of April this year. BY the end of
April, about 10000 samples had been
received.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
Boy, 3. Killed By Police Car

A three-year-old Cecil county boy
was killed recently when he darted
in front of the State Police car of
Cpl. James Poteet, formerly of
Brunswick, who is now stationed at
Darlington. The child, Robert
Parsons, was dead on arrival at Elk
ton Memorial Hospital. Death was
attributed to a fractured skull.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
1853 Poultry Income
In Maryland Tops so

Maryland broiler producers sold
enough birds in 1853 to raise the
total broiler income above that of
1852, even though the price received
per pound was less last year Fig
ures recently released by the Crop
Reporting Service show that $780,
$4,000 was received for the $685.
900 broilers produced in the state
last year. In 1852 the income from
56,966,000 broilers was l49, 100000
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
Father: An old man.

dblGIs AAli Oiu man.
81 can whip any man working for
me-" boosted the foreman.
"You can't whip me-" said one
husky lad
The foreman looked him over
carefully. you're fired"
Psychiatrist: Are you troubled by
wicked thoughts?
PATIENTS Well, no. Fact is, I
kinda enjoy 'em.
She: Is anyone looking?
He Not a soul
She: Then / won't fix my
stocking.
Joe Cgreeting friend herhadn't seen
for some time): Well, Jim, who are
you working for now?
jim: Same people-the wife and
three kids.
Collector: And this beautiful jar.
1t cost me $50
Visitor: l suppose they threw in
the marmalade?
Policeman Ito man staggering
home at a. M: Where are you
going at this time of night?
Man. To a lecture.
''TwO!" shouted the pint-siZed UNI
pire-
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
Church NeUS
DEVOTIONAL
BROADCASTS

WEI, Monday through Friday
1915 a. m, Morning Devotions,
Rabbi David Schwartz.
WEI, Saturdays, 100 p. m, Sun
day School Lesson.
WJEJ-"The Minister Visits: 100
D. m. Mon, Rev. j. II. Yeakel; 1870
p. m Wednesday, Rev. George S.
Bowden; 1880 p. m. Friday, Rev. d.
Homer Kendall
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

From the Mason County News,
New Haven, West Virginia: We can
sympathize with anybody who has
60 be chairman of a meeting or
president of a club. II seems as
though there's nothing in the world
as static as group Of people who
get together to attend some kind
Of program.
Unless the subject is hotter than
n two-dollar pistol, even the most
intelligent will sit glumly silent.
or yawn They seem to be daring
the chairman to wake them. make
them mad. make them cry or make
them laugh.
How TO do it? Even If you don't
have a burning issue to discuss.
there is a way TO spark up meet
ings of civic. church. school or
farm groups All the program com
mittee or chairman has to do is
borrow or rent 16 millimeter pro-
jector and show some free films.
From the Catskin Mountain Star,
Saugerties. New York: Now that
the song of the lawn-mower will
soon be heard all over the land
again. we would like to remind our
readers that the pushing of same
antedates golf in America by some
years, as form, Of genteel exercise.
But the lawn mower. like golf
and the horse and buggy, has yield
ed somewhat to progress If
you don't want to push, you don't
have TO, A gasoline motor will
aupplY the mower and by inchinp
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
Hopkins Professor Given Award

DR.. Abel Wolman, of the Johns
Hopkins University, was among
three Southerners who received
awards for the most outstanding con-
tributions to the progress of the
South during the last year. The
other award recipients were Will
liam E. Mitchell, Atlanta industrial
list, and John Temple Graves,
columnist of the Birmingham POST
Herald"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

chronic. and he never recommended
attention to laws of health, never
gave drugs, never prayed to know if
God were willing that a man should
live. He understood man, whose
Life is God, to be immortal, and
knew that man has not two lives,
one to be destroyed and the other
to be made indestructible."
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

1.-TWO 'what?" snarled the big
catcher.
"Yeah, two what?" echoed the
equally large batter.
"Too close to tell" said the UNI
pire.
First Englishman: 1 was fright
fully sorry to hear that you had
buried your wife.
Second Englishman: Had to. Dead,
you know.
"What have l got to be happy
about? l can't pay my bills"
Well then, be happy you're not
one Of your creditors"
Senior: Do you enjoy Kipling?
Freshman coed: I don't know -
how do you Ripple?
Traffic cop (stopping motorist):
Mister, your wife fell out of the car
three blocks back
Motorist: Thank heavens. | thought
I'd gone stone deaf.
"Her husband was a Judge, wasn't
he?" one woman asked.
Everyone thought so, b" replied the
ether, until he married her."
RUBBER STAMPS
We make 'em in a Jiffyl
Stouffer Printing Co, Phone 1900
Adv't.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
Items Of Interest
From Entire State
Ex-DeIegate Dies At 81

J. Howard Johnson, former mem
Der of the House of Delegates from
Wicomico county and a candidate
for Democratic nomination to the
House again this year, died unex-
pectedly at his home in Salisbury at
the age of 81.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
ZION EVANGELICAL
, AND REFORMED CHURCH
Corner Potomac and Church Streets

The Church School will meet at
9:45 a. m. on Sunday morning.
At the HOO o'clock morning serv-
ice, the guest speaker will be Rev.
DR. William M. Norment, pastor of
the First Christian Church.
Youth Fellowships will meet at
$3.50 p. m.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

Election clerk: You'll have to tell
me with what party you affiliate or |
can't give you a ballot.
Girl: You better keep the ballot,
then, for the party I affiliate with
amt divorced yet.
Diner: Waiter, this is small
steak.
Waiter: Yes, sir, but you'll find it
takes long time to eat it.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
ST. JOHNS
LUTHERAN CHURCH
South Potomac Street

Sunday School will meet at $50
a. m.
There will be two morning serv-
ices, the first at $50 o'clock and the
second at 7:45 o'clock, with sermons
by the pastor, DR.. L. Boyd Hamm,
at both services.
The Luther League will meet at
ZOO p. m.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
To Head Chronic Illness Program

DR.. v. L. Ellicott, Montgomery
county health officer, has been as
signed to the central office of the
State Department of Health to take
charge of the States chronic illness
program. He is resigning the Mont
gomery county post he has filled
since April, 1882.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

Darling" said the bride at their
first breakfast, 81 have a confession
TO make / suffer from asthma"
'Thank heavens" cried the groom.
81 thought you were kissing me-"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

Here is good idea for either
ready to serve rolls, or biscuits.
Make a hole in the center, nearly
through, and fill with marmalade,
Jelly or preserves, brown, and watch
the family go for them.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
SaIisbury Mayor Re-eIected

Salisbury's Mayor, Rollie w. Hast
ings, was successful in his bid for a
second term in that city's recent
elections. Hastings, a Democrat, de
feated his Republican rival, Milton
l.. Pope, by a scant 120-vote margin.
He received 1898 of the 2,451 votes
cast
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

a third of my salary"
Father Kangaroo: Annabelle,
the baby?
Mother Kangaroo: Good gracious.
I've had my pocket picked.
What's your idea of prosperity"
"a combination of 1912 taxes, 1928
dividends, 1892 prices and 1854
wages"
"Will you tell the court what pass
ed between you and your wife during
the quarrel?" asked the Judge.
The defendant replied: "a fiat iron,
a rolling pin, six plates and a tea
Kettle.
Him: What does your father do for
a living?
Her: He cleans out the bank.
i Janitor or president?
The horse trainer confessed that
Just before the big race he had given
his nag a big shot of whiskey.
|. ibid he VIM" asked friend.
Nope" said the trainer, "but he
was the happiest horse in the race.
81 just found out your uncle's an
l thought you told me
he was a doctor"
Nope, l just said he followed the
medical profession"
Look" said the nurse to a brand
new father, cts a male"
eyes, 1 know" said the father,
'but a male what?"
Beautiful new neighbor: Little
boy, | need a loaf of bread from the
store. Do you think you could go
for me?
Little boy: No, but heard my old
man say he could.
The second floor tenant called the
party below and shouted: eff you
don't stop playing that blasted saxa-
phone, I'll go crazy"
81 guess it's too Late" came the
reply. 81 stopped an hour ago"
Patron: I'll take the dollar dinner.
Waiter: On white or rye, sir?
Prosecutor: Now tell the jury the
truth, madam. Why did you shoot
your husband with bow and arrow?
Defendant: l didn't want to wake
the children.
Officer Ito man pacing the side
walk at two o'clock in the morning.
What are you doing here?
Man: l forgot my key officer, and
I'm waiting for my children to come
home and let me in.
A small boy cried bitterly as a
large friendly dog bounded up to
him, licked his face and hands.
"What is it?" asked his mother
0n;d La L,i4a xyoI19o
mo-" sobbed the child, s'but he
tasted me-"
The ship was sinking and the
captain called all hands aft. "WhC
among you can pray?" he asked.
81 can," replied the ensign.
'Then pray, shipmate," ordered
the captain. 1.-THE rest of you put OF
life jackets; we're one short"
Policeman: How did you knocl
him down?
Motorist: l didn't. pulled up t.
let him go across and he tainted.
| She: 1 don't look thirty, do dear
He: Not any more.
! Friend: What's your boy going t
be when he graduates?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

Does your husband know any
thing about Beethoven's Fifth?"
MY husband knows about any
thing that comes in fifths or pints."
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

ct want TO get bottle of gin for
my wife"
''That sounds like a good swap"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

First patient: Did they find out
what you have?
Second patient (leaving clinic):
Nope. They only charged me three
dollars and l had five.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
People, Spots In The News

TRIPLET daughters of Maryland's entry
in Mrs America" contest-Wilma Rae,
Vida Rita and Villa Royce--take meal
getting lesson from Nom. Mrs. Wilma
Smith Of Cumberland Md
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

swell, my son." complimented the
kindly old preacher, 81 was extreme
Iy glad to hear you have become the
father of triplets God has indeed
smiled upon your happy household"
'SThat was no SMILE" retorted the
father, chat was a guffaw"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13
Funny Stuff

Darling" said the bride at their
first breakfast 81 have a confession =
10 make. | suffer from asthma" ;,
''Thank heavens" cried the groom. "
'T thought you were Kissing me-" &c
Election clerk: You'll have to tell H.,
me with what party you affiliate or ,,,a
can't give you ballot.
Girl: You better keep the ballot, 4.
then, for the party / affiliate with 81
amt divorced yet Tho
Diner: Waiter, this is small =
steak. ;
Waiter: Yes, sir, but you'll find it hot
takes a long time to eat it,
'T want TO get bottle of gin for : Il
my wife, T
''That sounds like good swap" !. T
Does your husband know any r.
thing about Beethoven's Fifth?" 49,
my husband knows about any ~
thing that comes in fifths or pints." & n
-,
First patient: Did they find out
what you have? =
Second patient Qeaving clinic); q
Nope. They only charged me three IN.
dollars and had five.
Professor: When the room settles
down I'll begin my lecture. -
Sophomore: Why don't you go :,
home and sleep it off?
''Well, my son." complimented the :,
kindly old preacher, 81 was extreme -
Iy glad to hear you have become the =
father of triplets God has indeed
smiled upon your happy household" 10
''That was no SMILE" retorted the S'o
father, that was guffaw." ioI :
do you serve women at this barr" ma
"Nope, you have to bring your
own"
par
Goodness, Paw" said Mrs. Simp- uoi
kins to her husband during their first PM
trip to New York City, "the way you
look at these girls body'd think you req
never saw legs before"
well" unused the old-timer,
that's just what I've been thinking
myself"
slave you had lesson by CORE tru
spondence?" w.
"Sure did. I learned never again
to write to a woman" tne
Told by a doctor whom he had
come several hundred miles to see wa
that there was nothing to be done WI
for him, the patient moaned, 'You
mean I've come all this way for In
nothing?" no
mot exactly" .soothed the doctor,
my fee is five dollars
lal
Son: How did you and Nom first hi
get acquainted?
Dad: None of your business - but Il
it sure cured me of whistling.
tai
Bartender: Would you like to drink
Canada Dry, sir?
Joe: I'd love to, but I'm only here ca
for aweek. ar
Waiter Ito college student reading
menu: What's your pleasure? tn
College student: Girls. What's Lid
yours?
81 know I'm not really much to hi
: look, at" admitted her fiance.
ooh, well,'' she philosophical, lie
you'll be at work most of the time
$50 you taught your wife how to
I play poker?"
Sure, and it was swell idea. Last
3 Saturday NIGHT I won hack nearly b
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

Professor: When the room settles
down I'll begin my lecture.
Sophomore: Why don't you go
home and sleep it off?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

Goodness, Paw" said Mrs Simp-
kins to her husband during their first
trip to New York City, "the way you
look at these girls body'd think you
never saw legs before"
WELL" unused the oldtimer,
that's just what I've been thinking
myself"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

do you serve women at this barr"
''Nope, you have to bring your
own"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

''Have you had lesson by CORE
spondence?"
"Sure did. l learned never again
to write to woman"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

"Will you tell the court what pass
ed between you and your wife during
the quarrel?" asked the judge.
The defendant replied: "a flat iron,
rolling pin, six plates and a tea
Kettle.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

What's your idea of prosperity
"a combination of 1912 taxes, 1928
dividends, 1882 prices and 1864
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-05-13

$50 you taught your wife how to
play poker?"
Sure, and it was swell idea. Last
Saturday night I won back nearly
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

NEW REPRESENTATIVE WELCOMED TO consolidation
left welcomed his public relations
Charleston c. CoaC0a Bong Co. recently when his
than hundred fifty Of Chaen out
citizens dinner held at that citys beautiful Baardi
Dinner Moss Hendrix public relations counselor for The
Company principal speaker for the
by A. Clement Jr, Charleston dis
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

the North Carolina Mutual Life Company
Cola congratulate Mr. Flem-
Smms Mcdowell Jr Of the Charles
Bottng Evans. The CocaCola Bong
Atlanta Mr. Fleming G. s. Alexander Frank McNel sales
Charleston Mr.. Hendrix and Mr.. Clement Mr.
The Moss Hendrix Organization public
relations representatives for the Coca-Coa industry.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

ing placed in the private lake
owned by the Taylor Machine
Works and indicated that the
body had been in the water a
week or ten days.
The floating body was discov-
cred by an aged resident Of the
County farm who was in that vi
entity looking for some cattle. He
went to a nearby store and mott
fled the sheriff who empaneled a
coroner's jury. A verdict, how
ever, will await information from
an autopsy.
Haynes wife told the sheriff
that he complained of not feeling
we'll Nov. IL but started to fish
market. He never arrived, and
another Negro told officers he had
seen Haynes walking through the
Reid Lumber Yard about 4 pm.
that afternoon.
The sheriff said that Haynes had
a good record and so far as he
knew had never been in any
trouble.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

successful teaching techniques,
panels and group discussions,
movies and other methods were
used in the various meetings to
bring the teachers up-to-date on
the latest improvements in the
teaching Of the sciences. Mathe-
MATES, general science, biology,
chemistry and physics teaching
methods were all covered in va
rious sessions.
At the general session Friday
morning, DR.. R. Will Burnett, pro-
fessor of science education, Uni
versity of Illinois, told the group
"How Good Teachers I e a c h
Science" Other featured speakers
were DR.. M. f. Strictly, director
of technical demonstrations Amer
lean Telephone and Telegraph
Company, and Dr.. Maurice Hur-
tung, associate professor Of the
teaching of mathematics, Univer-
sity of Chicago.
Professor Price participated in
the discussions on the use Of ra-
dioistopes and radioactivity expert
ments in the elementary and sec.
ondary schools. While in Chicago
he also visited several scientific
centers to obtain ideas Of possible
use in the science building now
under construction at Jackson Col
iepe,
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04
St. Marks P.T.A.
Holds Annual
Popularity Contest

st. Marks PTA closed it's An
nual Popularity contest Nov. Is.
AS the members anticipated it was
quite a success both financially
and otherwise. An interesting pro-
gram directed by Mrs. G. T. Scott
and Mrs. B. G. Winters was pre-
sented to a very appreciative aud
fence. The prizes were awarded the
contestants by the president, Mrs.
G. M. Stephens. The winners were
Christopher Stephens, first; An
ME Mae Course, second; Patricia
Townsend, third; Joann B. Terry,
fourth; and Walterine Brown, fifth.
No contestant reported less than
$1,000. Mrs. Stephens wishes to
thank every one for the splendid
cooperation.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04
Two Year Old
In Auto mishap

Two-year-old Georgia Johnson,
Negro boy of 1929 Whitfield Mill
Road, was admitted to the Baptist
Hospital about noon Friday.
Hospital attendants said the Ne
gro boy suffered from a fractured
skull received when he was struck
down by truck. Driver Of the
truck was not named.
The boy is the son of Mrs. Ev-
elyn Johnson, same address. His
condition was not called critical.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

sition and cute personality, T h e
judges who served on this panel
were chosen from among the prom
inent local citizens and included
DR.. A. B. Britton and DR.. r. 0.
Williams, two Of Jackson's leading
physicians; Mrs. Nettie Perkins,
for number Of years, Kinds
County Public Health Nurse; Mrs.
Lille B. Jones, Executive Secre-
tary of the Branch Y.W.C.A., and
Miss Cora c. Banks, well known
musician Of the city.
1t is expected that the success
of this contest will establish it as
a regular annual affair in Jack
son as we'll as in some 40 other
cities throughout the country.
Thus, the progress made by va
rious groups in attaining a higher
standard Of health through formu-
la feeding with Carnation Milk
will be a constant challenge for
other research and service projects
that are expected to be conducted
by the Carnation Company.
In its research efforts, Carna-
ton has established one Of the
most famous farms in the world,
tremendous 1600-acre model
dairy farm just outside Of Seattle,
Washington. Here, experiments
begin with the various blood
strains that have brought into
existence some of the finest Hol-
stems of all time. Of the SO great
est butterfat and milk producers
the world has known, 16 were
bred on the Carnation Farms.
Laboratory control of it's pro-
duct is a part of every evaporated
milk plant throughout the United
States and Canada. Production is
checked constantly by research
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

the Negro struggle for first class
citizenship and said the race would
be better off if all the Negroes
were dead who refuse to pay their
poll tax and use every means to
qualify to vote.
Others on the program included
Rev. S. L. Webb, Pastor, Central
Methodist Church, Scripture; Rev.
Fred Black, Pastor st. Luther, Mt.
Nebo Churches, Invocation; Atty.
Jack Young, introduction Of speak
er; with response by Victor j.
Jones, Secretary of Elks.
Atty. Carsie A. Hall was Master
of Ceremonies.
Music was furnished by the New
Mt. Zion Gospel Chorus.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04
Pond Gives
Up Body Of
Missing Man
Death Cause
Awaits Autopsy

Louisville, Miss, Nov. 29.-(Spe-
ciaD-The body Of a Negro who
started to a fish market on the
morning Of Nov. Is, was found
floating on Taylor's pond, west
OF Louisville, Friday afternoon.
Sheriff C. F. Peterson identi-
fled the man as Olyn Haynes, a
long time resident of Louisville
and an employee of the d. L.
Fair Lumber Company.
Examinations made here showed
that the man was dead before be-
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04
Daughter 80.
CONTINUED from Page One)

\O~ssSsssSOA alvin 06S OuC/
nesday, November 18th. The five
other winners who shared in the
total prizes Of $4,000 were: Mar
va Louise Lewis, daughter Of Mrs.
Laura L. Lewis, 2l3 Roosevelt
Street; Jacqueline Terry, daugh-
ter of Mrs. Earline Terry, 6l3 w.
Pearl Street; Ebert N. Hicks, son
of Mrs. Leila J. Hicks, Rt. Z Box
1877; Robert Alan Hubbard, son
of Mr.. Alfred Penn, $40 Galillee
Street, Dannie Lynn Howard, son
of Mrs. Florine Howard, 1923 Hill
Ave.
Because of the unusually large
number Of entries, the judges were
hard put to name the six winners
within the time allotted before
this announcement. Each infant
was considered for his or her
healthy appearance, sunny dispo-
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1954-12-04

chemists to assure the rigid stand
ards for quality and uniformity
established by Carnation. These
results are compared at a central
laboratory which is maintained
for quality control all along the
line. ...
A great deal of the success of
this contest can be attributed to
the work of Carnations consumer
consultants who are in the field
acquainting people with the bene-
fits of using evaporated milk in
so many ways, particularly for
infant feeding. Their interesting
message has pointed up the SUI
perior quality Of Carnation Milk
and their services have extended
to such varied activities as playing
hostesses to countless religious,
civic and social groups.