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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12
Baseball Results

SUNDAYS RESULTS
Augusta 10. Macon 2
Columbia IA, Charlotte z
Columbus 4, Montgomery 3
Savannah S, Jacksonville 2
MONDAYS SCHEDULE
Augusta at Macon
Charlotte at Columbia (2)
Montgomery at Columbus
Savannah at Jacksonville
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12
MONDAYS SCHEDUL
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Mondays Schedule & Probable Pitcher
No games scheduled.
SUNDAYS RESULTS
New York 4, Washington 3
Chicago 3-8, Cleveland OF
Detroit 2, Baltimore
Boston 1911, Philadelphia OIL
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12

RBI: Santana 2, Solomon, Parks
n, Valdez 2; 3bh: Mira, Singleton;
SD: Santana 2, Solomon; so by:
Valdez 6, Solomon 8; BIB off: Val
DEE 4; winner: Solomon CID; los
er: Valdez 90; umpires: Gates
Bethel; scorer: Castaneda; time;
1.22.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12

Mondays Schedule & Probable Pitchers
No games scheduled.
SUNDAYS RESULTS
New York 1871, Pittsburgh rs
Brooklyn 81, Philadelphia 10
Cincinnati 6-5, Milwaukee SIS
st. Louis 4, Chicago 3
---------
SUNDAYS BASEBALL RESULTS
INTERNATIONAL
Buffalo 81, Ottawa 81
Syracuse 1912, Montreal 80
Rochester 7-8, Richmond as
Havana SIS, Toronto IL
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
Toledo Al, Louisville 3-3
st. Paul 80, Indianapolis 20
Minneapolis So, Kansas City So
Charleston IA, Columbus 0-3
PACIFIC COAST
San Francisco 1914, San Diego 20
Hollywood SO, Seattle 1-6
Portland "A, Oakland 80
Los Angeles 5-4, Sacramento 1-3
ALABAMA-FLORIDA
Dothan 8, Crestview
Andalusia-Opp Is, Panama City
Graceville at Fort Walton Beach un
reported
TEXAS
Tulsa 9, Dallas
Fort Worth 7, Oklahoma City
San Antonio SO, Beaumont AZ
Shreveport So, Houston ST.
MONDAYS BASEBALL SCHEDULE
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
Louisville at Charleston
st. Paul at Kansas City
Indianapolis at Minneapolis
Only games scheduled
TEXAS
Dallas at Oklahoma City
Tulsa at Fort Worth
Houston at San Antonio
Shreveport at Beaumont
INTERNATIONAL
Toronto at Havana
Rochester at Richmond
Syracuse at Buffalo
Only games scheduled
ALABAMA-FLORIDA
AndaluSia-Opp at Panama City
Fort Walton Beach at Graceville
Dothan at Crestview
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12

There are about IS million We
hicles on us. rnads-72 per cent
more than in 1910.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12
Industrial Bowling League Results

HIGH TEAM, SERIES-Westinghouse 1880
HIGH TEAM SINGLE GAME-Roys Book Store 8O3
HIGH INDIVIDUAL SERIES-K. Myers, Westinghouse, 576.
HIGH INDIVIDUAL, sINGLEGAME-K Myers, Westinghouse
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12

SUNDAYS RESULTS
Atlanta 8, Birmingham 6
Memphis 3-13, Little Rock Is
New Orleans 3, Mobile
Nashville 9-3, Chattanooga IL
MONDAYS SCHEDULE
Mobile at Atlanta (2) ~
New Orleans at Birmingham 90
Little Rock at Chattanooga
Memphis at Nashville
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12
Joe's Blacksmith Shop

Outside Welding Machine Works
IF IT'S METAL-WE FIX IT"
Gasoline and Oil Tanks Repaired
PHONE 2.S65S 6l4 Front Street
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1954-07-12

Willie Troy, a fast-rising middle.
weight until he was stopped by
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Howard U. Secretary
Named 10 U. 5. Post

President Eisenhower today
appointed James M. Nabrit, jr.,
secretary of Howard University,
and professor of law there. as
a member Of the Government
Contract Committee.
This committee is charged
with making recommendations
for making discrimination
provisions Of Government con-
tracts more effective.
Mr.. Nabrit was named to sue
coed Assistant Secretary of Labor
j. Ernest wilkins who resigned
from the committee when he
was made an Assistant Secretary
Of Labor because Secretary Of La
Dor Mitchell represents the de-
partment on the committee. The
President today designated Mr..
Mitchell as vice chairman of the
group. Vice President Nixon is
chairman.
Mr.. Nabrit. 81. a native of At
lanta. Ga, practiced law in
Houston, Tex, before coming to
Howard University as an asso-
ciate professor of law in 1886.
He was one of the lawyers who
argued the District of Columbia
segregation case before the SUI
preme Court. He lives here at
654 Girard street NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Savings Bond Dinner Held

Around $50 attended the say
ingS bond dinner at Perpetual
Building Association last night,
including around 100 State direc-
tors and chairmen from every
State and Hawaii, who are con-
ferring with Treasury officials
here.
AS chairman of the District
Advisory Committee for the Saw
ings Bond Division of the Treas
ury. President Edward c. Baltz
of Perpetual was the host. Ear
lier in the day he received a
tribute from Secretary Hum
phrey at the Mayfiower Hotel
for nearly five years of service
as the District chairman.
Mr.. Baltz received an auto
graphed sketch of himself used
by the Treasury in an advertis-
ing savings bond promotion cam
paign in national magazines. The
Secretary autographed it and
presented it.
At the Perpetual dinner Mr..
Baltz presented special guests,
including w. Randolph Burgess,
Undersecretary of the Treasury
for Monetary Affairs, and Judy
Holiday, movie and television
actress. Also presented were
three former District chairmen-
John A. Reilly. president, Second
National Bank; Wilmer j. WAL
Ter, board chairman, National
Bank of Washington, and
Thomas j. Groom, president,
Bank of Commerce g. Savings.
Another former chairman, Har-
old L. Rust, jr., was unable to
attend.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Chicago Livestock

10000; fairly active; fuzzy steady 1'e on
choice | and 2s,. 1S0-22O pounds; ali
other butchers slow early but fairly
active later; unevenly weak to IS lower;
sows scarce:. fairly active; steady to Sb
nigher; most choice l and Is, 1SO-22O
pound butchers, 19.60-1975; Several
DECKS maintained 1875; most choice
S20-250 pounds, I9.15-19 40; 250-270
pounds POI, nj 1as.sosls; SIS; most sews in larger
1850: bulk .435-6oO pounds. 1900
IL; 30: good clearance.
Salaole cattle. $500: calves. 800;
Siaughter steers slow; about steady al
Mondays decline: heifers mainly steady;
but outlet narrow for kinds grading
below good; other slaughter classes main
~ steady. few loads and lots high
choice to low prime steers, 27.00-2q 90;
good and choice grades, 20.50-36.75:
package hign prime, 2725; good to low
to low Grade, I5.SS-Is.5o; utility and
ners and cutters. 6.5o-s.5o: utility tilt and
commercial bulls, 12.00-14.5 so; good TO
prime vealers. 17.0O-22. 90.
Sheep, 5000; slow: slaughter lambs
fully so lower and q moderate supply
al classes, still unsold; yearlings and
double deck mostly prime SO pounds,
Fl 90; good to choice, 1S.00-19. 90; Gull
to low good I0.00-17. so: a small load
mostly choice 93-1O0 clipped lambs. No.
l skins 19.T5-2000: q small package
good to choice S9-pound yearlinRs, 1880;
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
cargl!!, Inc, Acquitted OfMIsapproprlaIinq Grain

tity Of $1,000 bushels of high
grade Government corn stored at
the Cargill elevators in 1851.
The CCC commended that Car
gill had used the Government
corn to I'LL its own orders and
had substituted an inferior grade
for delivery to the CCC.
The jury of six men and six
women delivered the verdict to
Judge James r. Foley shortly
before am, after celebrating
Az hours. The trial began Oc-
tober 5.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Jean Wallace Sues
Over Mothers Death
by fhs Assoeioied Press

Los ANGELES. Nov. s.-Film
Actress Jean Wallace sued yes
terday for $4,000 damages in
connection with the death Of
her mother in q traffic accident
last summer.
Miss Wallace, the wife Of Ac-
tor Cornell Wide. named James
G. Stanfield. q warehouseman,
as defendant. He was accused
Of running down Mrs. Mary IN
graham, so. as she crossed an
intersection. Police reported
that Stanfield fed the scene,
but was caught after q 15-min-
ute chase.
Stanfleld was scheduled for
trial today on q hit-and-run
charge.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09

Kesley of New York.
Harold A. Wallace of st. Louis
was elected executive vice presi-
dent and Samuel B. Shapiro Of
Chicago was renamed treasurer.
Lawrence S. Martin of Washing
ton was among those elected
directors.
Prior to service with the
Coast Guard in World War II,
Mr.. Prentice was director of
athletics at the University of
Vermont, of which he now is
a trustee. He Joined the founda-
ton after the war and became
vice president in 1850.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
FOA Helps Norway
Build Film Librurv

OSLO The Norwegian Pro-
ductivity Institute has built up a
library consisting of 1926 prints
of 428 American industrial films.
Dealing with vocational train
ing and productivity problems,
they were obtained through the
United States Foreign Opera
tons Administration.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09

Redpath. :
Wilfred L. Goodwin, jr., part
ner In Goodwin & Odds, invest
ment banking firm. was added to
the board for a three-year term.
Mr.. Schmid's retirement from
active duties at Garfinckel's is
his second. He relinquished the
presidency in 1943, but was called
back to the helm in 1947 when
Clarence G. Sheffield died. AS an
executor and trustee of the Gar
flnckel estate, Mr.. Schmid was
executive head of the company
from 1886 to 1899 when he be-
came president. He became
board chairman when Mr.. Dunn
was elected president in 1850.
The following directors were
named to the executive commit
tee: James M. Johnston, chair
man; Mr.. Dunn, Wilson Hatch
Tucker and John C.. Wood.
Robert A. Green, who has been
with the company since Deem
Der, 1885. was elected assistant
vice president.
Elizabeth Fairall, who will
complete so years of service with
the company next year, was
elected honorary vice president
and consultant. Miss Fairall,
who plans to retire late next
year, asked to be relieved of
responsibilities as vice president.
Arthur Madison was reelected
vice president and Jennings A.
Snider was renamed secretary
and treasurer at the boards or
ganizational meeting. D. Ken
meth Howard was renamed as
sistant secretary and assistant
treasurer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
BY The Asso {: Press !.

ALBANY. N. ", Nov. 9.Car-
gill. Inc, operator Of grain eleva-
tors at the port Of Albany, and
its grain superintendent today
were found not guilty in Federal
Court Of misappropriating Gov
eminent grain.
The Commodity Credit Corp.
had charged that Cargill and
Supt. George Carlson of Elsemere
had failed to maintain the iden-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Motel Delegates
Warned by AAA
On 0yerexpansion

Approximately 400 delegates
to the annual meeting Of the
Quality Courts United, Inc, yes
terday were warned against an
overexpansion in the motel in
dustry by the national travel
director Of the American Auto
mobile Association.
Elmer jenkins told the group
it should study the need for adj
ditional motels in an area before
constructing new ones in order
to forestall q building crisis in
the industry. He said the sue
cess Of one motel stimulates the
construction Of others in the
same area; resulting in price
wars and other difficulties.
Mr.. Jenkins said the motel
industry has grown from 2,403
in 1947 to 1888 by this year. This
compares to a decrease in hotels
from 5,156 in 1947 to 4,425 this
year. He said these figures were
taken, from lists Of hotels and
motels approved by his associa-
ton, representing about the sixth
largest industry in the country.
Mr.. Jenkins advised the motel
owners to improve their public
relations. give more attention tn
better management and be al
ways conscious of highway de-
velopment. He said the industry
needs a trade association to rep
resent its interests, but said that
the motel industry will continue
to thrive as long as the automo-
bile remains the predominant
mode Of transportation.
B. A. Shoemaker of st. Peters
burg, Fla, Is president of the
organization representing motels
from Quebec to Key West.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Mack Is Reelected
Foreign Exchange

NEW YORK. Nov. DP.-ForeiRn ex-
dollars, others IN cents unchanged un.
less otherwise noted: Canadian dollar
In New York open market, ga per cent
premium or 10312h.
2.79 1882. up "; 3o-day futures.
Up up 80 s6dsg re s s1ss u ~ ssi..
GUM. franc. 200; France. franc, .2Sss;
Holland, guilder. $3.50. up .OO1z; Italy.
Ira, 161s; Portugal, escudo, 3.50:
Sweden, krona, 1874; Switzerland. franc.
free. $685.; Denmark. krone, 1880.
Latin America-ArRentins. free. T.z4:
Brazil. free, Las. of OF; Mexico, SOP;
Venezuela, bolivar, 1908
Par East-Hong Kong dollar. 17.55.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Heads Trade Executives

NCk1t1OA Ill AOS
Angeles yes
terday.
Mr.. Prem
tice, who is
vice president
of Corn In
dustrieS Re-
search Foun-
dalton, with
Offices here,
has been serv-
ing as senior
vice president
of ATAE. He
S u Gee e d S
Che G ter q
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09

Va, yesterday.
Pre- i'd ent
r ic h ard p.
Dunn will take
on the addi-
tiona ] duties
of chairman,
it W a S an
nounced. Mr..
S C hmid was
re : elected a
director along
W it'll M ar k
Sullivan, jr,
p ar tner in
AuchincloSs,
Parker 81
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Exposure Hurts Most

Storekeepers in Port Elizabeth,
South Africa. plagued by gangs
Of boy shoplifters (mostly taking
toys) have found that the worst
form Of punishment for the boys
is to report them to their parents.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Liberal Boxing Rules

Thailand's boxing rules now
permit the use Of knees, feet, ell
bows and heads as well as fists,
and bar only holding, Bangkok
reports.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
William {. Schmid
Retires as Chairman
OF GarfinckeI Board

William E. Schmid retired as
board chairman of julius Gar
finckel & Co. at the annual
stockholders meeting in Fairfax,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
D. {. Air Passengers
SET New Records in
October, 10 Months
By Donald 3. HodIey

commercial airline passengers
departing and arriving at crowd
ed Nationl Airport in October
and 10 months this year set new
records for those periods, airport
officials disclosed today.
October passengers totaled
900, 470, compared with 282, 4O3
in the previous month and were
1876 per cent ahead of PAS, 215 IN
October, 1853. The peak for any
month was 291, 100 in June.
Ten months passengers aggre-
gated 1852, 428, an increase Of
12.4 per cent from 2,296,994 in
the same period last year.
The airport now ranks as the
third busiest air passenger ter
minal in the world, being ex-
ceeded only by Chicago's Midway
Airport and New York's La
Guardia Airport.
In its first full year of opera
ton back in 1912, the Washing
ton airport handled only 27,248
passengers in October and ALL
1872 in the 10 months.
Heads Trade Executives
Howard A. Prentice of WASH
ington was elected president of
the American Trade Association
Executives at the groups con-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
New Name Adopted

With the issuance of a Federal
charter, the Potomac Savings
and Loan Association has
changed its name to the Potomac
Federal Savings and Loan Asso-
citation and will expand its OPP
erations into nearby Maryland
and Virginia.
This was announced yesterday
by John H. Call, secretary of the
association, with offices at 100
Fourteenth street NV. The
charter. issued October Is by the
Home Loan Bank Board, permits
the organization to do business
within a 50-mile radius of Wash
ington.
The firm was organized in 1917
by Western Union employees un-
der the name of the Electric
Building Association. It ex-
banded in 1852 and changed its
name to the Potomac Saving
and Loan Association.
Officers. besides Mr.. Call, in
clude William E. Shannon, presi-
dent; Frank j. Luchs, vice presi-
dent. and Donald A. Hurst,
treasurer.
Distributor for Schick
Simon Distributing Corp. has
been named distributors for
Schick Shavers in this area, it
was announced last night at a
dinner meeting of the sales or
ganization.
Schick sales will be handled by
Horace Peck, manager of the
corporations traffic appliance
division.
Mack Is Reelected
Corneal j. Mack, vice president
and general manager of the
Mayfower Hotel. has been re-
elected director of the Ameri.
can Hotel Association, the cleo
ton taking place at a meeting
in New York last week.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-11-09
Mutual Funds

NEW YORK, Nov. 8 up. = National
Association Securities Dealers, Inc:
Moon Quotations)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-18

MultieoIor floral print on ivory
in heavy duty fiberboord. Use for
blankets. linens. dropes, clothes.
Nest together when not in use. 8
sizes include 26xl6x7", 24Izx
l4hx6", 23xl 3x6".
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-18
"The Medalist''
q" Table Model

Here's lots Of performance, style and de-
pendobility for small investment This
handsome, compact TV is ideal for space
limited homes, small apartments or Summer
cottages. Cleaning ebony finish cabinet.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-18
TWIN SHADOW
BOXES or
PoNDERoS PINE
= 90 z Interloeked
Boxes

Show off your knick-knocks or
fovorite collection. Decorative yet
an efficient space sover. Use as Is
or point or stoin to your toste.
L0nsburgh's--
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-02-21
Extra speeial Yalues; Ilmitea Q.antl1Ies

'4o95 to 1925 table lamps c'eomo o0o 1 sa Tsd 1850
soo-39 to $40 Acetate chrospun and oyon toeo lamp
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double dresser bases, scrooh'esiston dark finish
2o-s995 to 59o5 twin, double modern, do light wood beds
$500 to S. famous make dining obIes light woods -S4S
6lz95 to sturdy bedroom mirrors; solid roPle or
e-2495 BEDS heodboord foot boord rolls double SSe
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4O-DoubIe innersprine mattress box springs soed--SlO
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46495 to 1895 studio coucheS sleep or sosd
2o-495 mahogany cocktail lamp end 99c
e3995 Sam Moore occasional choirs snort cover---S25
io4995 occasional ehoir borre bock button
lo-5995 oeGosoionG chors, ormIess. host style $l9
$3.50 fuiI-size pIosic lounge chors, Kid Duron-$5s
1928 Bekock otorm rockers Bototlex plastic cover SZ9
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-02-21

Just IS! Fonoous -noke innersprino
nottress hos extra firm resilient hoir-
top. Sturdy 6-oz. ticking. Twin or
double.
Matching box spring SIS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-02-21

lomp, end, step and coektoil styles!
Tops hove the beauty Of marble, but
they're really tough, durable plastic.
Morproof. burnproot stoinproof.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-02-21

Perfect comfort for reading, resting,
relaxing! Chair is deep-seoted and
roomy, ottoman is extra loree. Modern
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Evening star., 1954-11-12
By Ramon cosimon

ever. would need larger locks
to permit them to go through. !
Each day Q small newspaper,
the Ocean Post. Is delivered to
my cabin. It gives short ac.
counts Of various happenings in
Europe. North America and else
where. u.
Passengers sometimes make
telephone calls to shore or re-
ceive such calls. Today / spoke
with e. p. Conley Of Chicago, q
friend and business associate. In
the course Of my talk ! obtained
news about sports events which
] had failed to md In the Ocean
Post. :
What changes have come about
since the time of Columbusi Dur
ing his first, long, slow, Atiantic
voyage. Columbus would ..lsye
been happy II he could have
received 10 words from Spain Or
Just one word from the western
side Of the Atlantiel
Evening star., 1954-11-12
a Word to the Wise !. NJ. f,s.t Con,

Ridiculous typographical er-
rors. sent to me BY eagle-eyed
readers, are quoted in this col
u1nn from time to time. Typo
howiers are very funny. but not
TO the unfortunate author IN
whose chaste lines the mistakes
occur. This column is perhaps
the most vulnerable on all syndi-
Gated writings. especially as it
employs phonetic spelling to in
dicate pronunciation. Often q
single erroneous letter. which
ordinarily would pass unnoticed.
makes gibberish of q correct"
pronunciation, and calls down
upon my unhappy head the hi
larious jeers Of the multitude.
Here Is q good example: Re-
Gently 1 gave, the correct pro-
inunciation of the word patio AS:
PAH-ti-oh. One paper garbled
the first syllable To such an en-
tent that, il that particular city,
Evening star., 1954-11-12
Uncle Ruy's Corner

ON THE ATLANTIC The
Atlantic ranks second among the
worlds oceans. It is less than half
the size Of the Pacific. but it still
Is very large. The Atlantic has
more area than Asia, Europe and
North America combined.
In volume Of travel the At
lantic ranks first. More people
cross it each year than all other
oceans together.
The best-known ocean liners
are in Atlantic service. Largest
of all is the Queen Elizabeth.
This vessel is largeri than the
Queen Mary, another British
liner. Both the Queens are more
than 1000 feet long.
Another Atlantic liner Is the
IS. S. United States. It is well
below the Queens in size. but is
more speedy. Two years ago It
Evening star., 1954-11-12

4 shall go down IN history as the
crackpot who tells people To pro-
.nounce patio as .HAP-i-ohI
Another error In q certain pa
per has me saying that q certain
article Of mine had brought In
q 'yeritable flood of injuries!
In still another paper, I am made
to describe one Of my educational
pamphlets as being 'svery volubIe.
Gremlins In an Illinois daily sub
stituted an I'm. for q I'd. MAX
ing me inform an amazed pub
lie that ration is q worm Of
French origin" Hecklers had
q field day over that one.
Such errors have covered my
sensitive soul with a solid patina
of scar tissue. When my time on
earth has come to an end, ! shall
expend my last breath IN an
urgent appeal to my heirs. Please
check my epitaph for typo
graphical errorSl
distributed ~ lGcNausizt syndicate. Ine.)
Evening star., 1954-11-12
Fomous Fables
By {. E. Edoor

TRAINS-G. K. Chester
ton. the portly British au-
thor, was slow and deliber-
ate. Physically and temper
smentally, he reyolted at the
thought of hurrying.
One day, he and a friend
were to leave London on a
trip. The friend, exasperated
by the writer's leisurely prep
arations, begged him to be-
stir himself. Chesterton re-
fused to accelerate.
We'll miss. the train"
warned the friend, with an.
anxious glance at his watch.
That's to be expected"
replied Chesterton calmly.
Experience has taught me
that the only way to catch
a train Is to miss the one
before"
EXPENDABLE - Musical
director Walter Damrosch
became a full -fledged con-
ductor while still in his
youth. Dazzled by this early
success, young Damrosch
began to think that the
orchestra could not get along
without him.
One day at rehearsal, as
he mounted the podium, he
realized that he had for
gotten his baton. He turned
to an assistant and asked
him to fetch one. Before the
latter could take a step,
however, three of the violin
lists pulled out batons from
inside their coats.
Sobered by this, the swell
ing in Damrosch's head re-.
ceded noticeably, and he
never again regarded him.
self as indispensable.
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