The Arizona post., 1954-07-02
COLDBERC'S GOSSIP

Middle really should put a good word for
American Airnes nonstop flight from Tucson to Chicago
in slightly five hours Total cost including tax $3.50
and you're treated royalty route Plenty of magazines
free coffee and hossses who could be Powers models make
trip really enjoyable American have it all
the other airlines asking your
ticket every five minutes The only time they asked for
boarded the plane. In Chicago impressed
by the excellent job that coored drivers doing the
cys transportation system found all of them to be excep
tiOnay cOurteOusmen who know how to drive and who
also are most helpful in giving this little big cy
the kind of directions needed to get where going
1t 95 degrees in Chicago but it seemed that
only guy without tie a in the lobby of
the Conrad Hilton Hotel Then found out the reason why
National Association of Cost Accountants holding
Its annual convention The dignity of the office some
thing Yet touring around the city, found most people
dressed formally than Arizonan, matter what
the temperature It's really noticeable Guess I'm small
town boy at heart anyhow prefer the Tucson styles
This that heard in the Chez Paree in Chicago:
She of those faxenhaired beauties who stand
popuous street corners handing out samples of chewing
gum candy She bounding into her doctors office
for physical checkup The doctor beamed her you're
in very good health child Are getting examined in
preparation to take out some insurance.? Oh no, Doc
she answered, I'm getting married in two weeks. And
what you doing now?" he asked "Now I'm giving out
free samples" Notes from vacaoners: Mr. and Mrs
Herman Ray wrote: Having wonderful time!" from Ha
wai where they flew enjoy welearned rest Mr.
and Mrs Michael Shaeffer say that Las Vegas be
joyed if you don't gamble but just take in the
excellent food, entertainment, ETC. From my observation
of crop conditions in Minnesota and North Dakota it looks
like they're good yield again this year Some rust
was indicated in the wheat fields but the flax is coming up
nicely If the law of supply and demand holds then must
anticipate that the price of commodities will stay at just
present during coming year No short
ages rises predicted.
Travelling around talking to informed people, you
get pretty fair picture what's going For instance
told by who is in position to know that this
country much closer to than most folks realize My
reply that have been close for nine
(and incidentally were in one little year agoD
aout world conflict knowing that win lose the atom
bomb will leave both sides in shambles So look for
defense preparations and bigger military budget rather
than smaller because best insurance for is
being Welprepared In the meantime the hope of all men
that somehow the world learn to live together
should be other instead of aimed at
each other Welcome back to town, Mr. and Mrs. Irwin
Schwartz returned after couple of years NY Irwin
the upholstery manufacturing business and his
modern plant will soon be moved to larger quarters South
9th. COIman Adler, president of the Arizona Post
Bowling League, tells the about the owner of Tue
fish market who put up sign and asked of his
friends how he liked it What does it say?" "Fresh fish
sold here Fresh fish? You should take off fresh because
everybody knows you sell fresh fish You don't sell stale
fish" T guess you're right" So he takes his sponge and
rubs fresh Fish sold here think you should take
off here because have other Everybody knows
you sell it here Yeah guess that's right So he takes
off here Fish sold think you better rub off sold
Fish don't need that up there either Why don't
rub it out because you smell it mile away!
Herbert Feg, of Feigs Kosher Market, really
tells good ABOUT customer VINO INTO MS place
and said Cut off exactly and reequarter pounds
side of beef will you?" Feg followed instruc
ons then asked: Shall I wrap it or send it home
ater?" Neither she answered 1--WE been dieting and I've
lost and threequarer pounds just wanted see
it looks like" Well, my predictions about Bill Kim
ball running for governor and Stewart Uda running for
representative pretty correct didn't they? So
here's another Look for the announcement that Mime
apols Honeywell will definitely locate in Tucson in build
ngs be built for them by the city And that will give
another good shot in the for TucSonS economy.
peXon the envy of everyone and who has the natural
beauty go with.
Scoop: Lots of publicity has been given the gas and oil
drilling operations of Sam r. Kaufman and Lawrence Mayer