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The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

never seen such Difference"
Difference, my eye. He sold me
some hair restorer and I'm showing
him what a fraud he is"
"The doctor said he'd have me on
my feet in no time"
"And did he?"
'He sure did. When I got his bill
l had to sell my car"
City visitor: How's the farm work
coming?
Farmer: Oh fine. Got the bill
board and hot-dog stand painted, and
the filling station stocked full of gas.
"How's your new gal?"
mot so good"
"Ahh - you always were lucky"
Darling, tell me, how did you ever
get Junior to eat olives?"
Simple, l started him with Mar
TINS"
jim: If | threw a kiss across the
room, would you consider me bold?
Jane: No, just lazy.
The girl on the bus was reading
about birth and death statistics. She
turned to the man beside her and
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

Jesus the Way-Shower; and we
acknowledge that man is saved
through Christ, through Truth, Life
and Love as demonstrated by the
Galilean Prophet in healing the sick
and overcoming sin and DEATH" is
a correlative passage from Science
and Health with Key to the Scrip
lures by Mary Baker Eddy.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15
ZION EVANGELICAL
AND REFORMED CHURCH
Corner Potomac and Church Streets

Corner Potomac and Church Streets
The Church School will meet at
9:45 a. m. on Sunday morning.
At the HOO o'clock morning serv-
ice on Easter Sunday, the sermon
subject of the minister, Rev. Robert
w. Delp, will be 'The Garden of
Today" Special Easter music by the
Junior and Senior choirs will be
sung.
There will be no meeting of the
Youth Fellowship.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15
EaHtrr 5FruttRH
DEVOTIONAL
BROADCASTS

WEI, Monday through Friday
1918 a. m, Morning Devotions,
DR.. J. Turnbull Spicknall.
WEI, Saturdays, 100 p. m, Sun
day School Lesson.
WJEJ-"The Minister Visits; 1870
%. m. Mon, Rev. D. Homer Kendall;
1870 p m. Wednesday, DR.. L. Boyd
Hamm; 100 p. m. Friday, DR.. Fred
erick D. Eyster.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

said, do you know that every time 1
breathe someone dies?"
Every interesting" the man re-
piled, shave you tried Clorets?"
Irate doctor: That check you gave
me came back.
Patient: So did my arthritis.
Husband: The doctor told me to
take an occasional drink to steady
my nerves.
Wife: / know, but he didn't say to
overdo it and become so steady you
can't move.
"But, darling, why are you so dis
tant? Last night you told me there
was something about me you could
love-"
81 know I did, but you spent it."
Son: Pa, what is jaywalking?
Pa: It's a kind of exercise that
brings on that rundown feeling.
Inebriate: What l wanna know is
why l been arreshted?
Desk sergeant: You've been
brought in for drinking.
Inebriate: Thash different. Let'sh
get shtarted.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15
Funny Stuff

Perfume counter clerk: Do you see
anything you want?
Teenager, cycling the labels, Night
of Passion, Mad Embrace, Irresis-
tible. Do you have anything for a
beginner:
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

"See here" she protested, 'these
are not all my children"
Major, to visiting USO troupe:
Would you girls like to mess with the
enlisted men this evening?
Redhead: Sure, but we'd like to
eat first.
Joe: Why did you give your wife
an X-ray of yourself for her birth
day?
Sam: Well, l was broke and l had
that X-ray, so 1 thought I'd show
her my heart was in the right place.
Bobby" asked the teacher,
where is the English Channel?"
81 don't know, teacher" was the
reply, 1--WE can't get it on our TV set"
l hear you and your husband are
not getting along well together"
"Of all the silly, vicious rumors.
It's true we had an argument and l
shot him - but that's as far as it
ever went"
Barber: Was your tie red when you
came in?
Man: No.
Barber: Gosh.
Head cook: Didn't I tell you to
notice when the soup boiled over?
Assistant: I did. It was exactly
half past ten.
Diner: There's a button in my soup
! Waitress: Just a typographical err
ror, sir. It should be mutton
A newspaper got a call from q
woman who wanted her husbands
name put in the obituary colun1n be-
cause she caught him kissing his sec
rotary.
Editor: How long has he beer
dead?
Woman: He starts tomorrow
Mother: You say Stanley is very
helpful to the group singing.
First grade teacher: Yes, he keep,
quiet.
Dolly: He gave you a mink coat
] What did you have to do?
Molly: Just shorten the sleeves.
"Why do you tip your hat to tn
barber every time you pass? Pv
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

She had eight neighborhood
youngsters in the car when she
passed the red light, unnoticed. An
officer halted her Don't you know
when to stop?"
"See here" she protested, 'these
are not all my children"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

Irate doctor: That check you gave
me came back.
Patient: So did my arthritis.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

Major, to visiting USO troupe:
Would you girls like to mess with the
enlisted men this evening?
Redhead: Sure, but we'd like to
eat first.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1954-04-15

"Why do you tip your hat to the
barber every time you pass? I've
The Southern Jewish weekly. [volume] (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1939-1992, 1954-10-08
Center of the Florida Keys"
Hey West, Florida

difficult to remember they occur
red over ten years ago. One is
able to see that Mr.. Simonhoff is
not simply a writer, or reporter
of current events, but a keen OBJ
server, analyser, and a world
traveller. When he visits foreign
country, he begins first by ac-
quainting his reader with the peo-
pie and their culture. He relates
their history and he analyses
their writers, statesmen, painters
and politicians. But of prime i'm
portance to him are the Jews, and
their relation to their adopted
country and the particular cir
cumstances that exist there. He
speculates on the history of Jew
iSh life in each locale and Won
ders if they (the jews have been
treated as human beings in the
past or have been prosecuted as
is so often the case.
Mr.. Simonhoff. judges Ia n d
rightfullY SOY a country by its
justice and humanitarianism: by
its treatment of its Jewish in
habitants because Mr.. Simonhoff
is a Jew. and not just in name.
but in his heart also. He is an
authority on Jewish history. past
and present. and on Jewish out
standing personalities. those great
men who beam like glittering
stars throughout the centuries. He
knows of their birthplaces and
work places. the impressions they
cemeted into those around them.
When he enters a city his first
thoughts are about the Jewish in
habitants. Often he goes to great
lengths to find a single Jewish
soul-such as the widow in the
Arctic Circle. And there is that
one magnificent time in France
that Mr.. Simonhoff discovered.
CONTINUED on Page l3)
The Southern Jewish weekly. [volume] (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1939-1992, 1954-10-08

Harry Simonhos Book Under Strange Skies
BY Joseph Sokol Of Charleston S. c.
Especially written for The Southern Jewish Weekly
have reading interesting book entitled
Under Strange Harry Simonhof is butallY realistic
though reader interest and sometimes
unbelievable content it reads like good novel, Its time
span encompasses part and if
he will probably
bern of mentioned in this book.
The Southern Jewish weekly. [volume] (Jacksonville, Fla.) 1939-1992, 1954-10-08

But how differently they are
remembered reading about them
now in Mr.. Simonhoff's own
style! They are presented so
wildly and are SO alive that it is
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12
Israel Produces
.Gommo GIobuIin
And Albumin

JERUSALEM (ISD - After six
months of experimental operation,
the pilot plant for blood fraction
alton of the Magen David Adom
Cred Shield Society,", the equiva-
lent of the Red Cross in Israel, has
succeeded in producing gamma
globulin and albumin.
Gamma globulin is used as a
means for preventing poliomylitis,
and the albumin in solution is used
for the prevention and therapy
of shock in trauma and burns
Both products were tested by the
Weiznrann Institute of Science at
Ref1ovot.
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12

public know enough about how ne
has worked for his own salvation,
and how. he has opened door after
door for himself, not merely by
pleading, but by proving worthy?
When we criticized Mr.. Murrow's
program, we asked for "facts."
Well we got some of them last
Sunday on CHS Radios program,
"The High Mountain" an hour-long
documentary on Negro progress
with Judge William H. Hastie and
Admiral Alan G.. Kirk, retired, as
narrators. This was no sentimental
pleaditg for rights, and no bitter
denunciation of any system. The
program merely recounted facts
and incidents, reported points Of
view and pointed out areas Of prog
ress, and areas where improve
ment is necessary.
America, over the years, had
become rather used to the Negro
as a poor struggling creature try
ing to "get ready" for integration.
into American life. Most of them
were sure he'd never make it, or
at least hoped he wouldn't, but
they would pretend to shout en-
couragement by citing the Negroes.
marvellous capacity for Smiling in
the face Of tremendous Odds" or
patiently waiting for opportunity,
Some people still feel very COM
Portable with that picture before
them and resist any other. And
this is amazing, too, because in our
country, yesterdays newspaper is
"old hat" but some of the people
still like the old stories about the
Negro still trying to make it.
"The High Mountain" was an
adult program. It was not emo-
tfonal, but it was dramatic in its
simple statement of fact; a force
full and thought-provoking piece
of work. ~
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12
Straight
Ahead
BY Olive A. Adams

NEW YORK (GlobaD to
keep the ledger straight, we like
to enter a credit to balance a
debit. A couple of weeks ago, we
had lot to say about Edward r.
Murrow's TV program "See It
Now" on February 8, which we
felt had p resented completely
distorted view of Negro life in
America. It was our contention,
and still is, that if ever we are to
achieve anything like brotherhood
and mutual respect, we can't do it
until we know the truth about
each other. Certainly pity is not a
good foundation upon which to
build any such understanding, nor
is disgust. Those are actually to
build any such understanding, nor
is disgust. Those are actually the
only two reactions that anyone
could have had to such a program.
At time when this country is
doing it's all to combat Communist
propaganda; at a time when many
people have expressed the opinion
that the darker peoples In other
parts of the world mistrust Amer
lea because of her treatment of
Negroes, we ought to be careful
about the kind of story we tell
about American life.
Certainly the picture has it's
lights and shadows, but that is
true of the life of any group in
this country. While keeping in
mind the big job still to be done,
it is we'll at times to reflect on
what has been done, and lay fur
ther plans for the future. The
whole American public is all too
well acquainted with the story of
the slums, the iliteracy, and the
disease that still must be fought to
bring the A merican Negro into
his proper place as an American
citizen. But does the American
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12
An Occuronce TypicoIIy
Un-Americun

Those MISGUIDED fonoies up the House Of Repre-
senotives Washington Monday they had grievance
evidently desired do that grievance HARM Toking advantage
of the Of allowing citizens OF every walk OF
e the law making chambers OF free Democracy
they would hysterio the eopo OF nation at time
botInq for world and to
accelerate deos held dear the hearts and those od
Of of the people, by the people and for the
people,
The Executive the United stote the ow-mokine bodies
Judiciary OF the the faith OF the
American people, The laws Of the land, amend
and those notifications necessary for the changing times.
should and must be respected.
Within the framework Of the Constitution defined the
rights and their otendon sufficient to
every the land rising
toce Of the and the Constitution OF the United
always been taken Of by systems Of oPPre
hension and swift punishment.
The story Of the world and civilization would disclose that
always had the fanatic types the feeble minds and
Otherwise feoksh perve having spurious orgonzo-
ton, TO emerge and their shadows history
The assassination Of the omented Lincoln while attending
show the Ford Theatre. the work Of this Of twisted
deqeneroes John Wilkes Booth could offer Wke
insanity for the terrible tragedy he heoped tn notion like
Charles Geou who fired upon President Garfield
sened the type Of excvseles vundos that live in world de-
signed and pestered Of satanic frustrotion.
In the generation Just passed. had Leon Gzoleosz
had for the mento nbberoon that feled the
beloved mortyred President william Mckinley.
We should otter all regard that nation fortunate.
Anarchist and k find comfort within bounds and
persons and organizations responsible for he find Them
selves end with that which they be proud
The American people, regardless OF race creed have
place and absolutely for subversve
qonizoons those feeble minds occasionally raising their
heads deonee Of the drectve OF the government OF the
United Stotes.
their Cermon vgge will perish by the sword and the
ample Of them will be far effective than the
they sought achieve, for the sooon Of appetite for
deuded pollution.
-Atlunto Daily World.
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12

TO the Editor of the Arizona Sun:
One of the things close to my
heart is the newspaper. l have had
small lpart in the distribution
of newspapers for more than 80
wears. One of the first newspapers
1 found in Phoenix when I arrived
here over 35 years ago was named
the Submarine, edited by preach
er. The newspaper chronicles the
news from every angle to help
the community as whole, it gets a
message over to the general public
in a way all its OWN
I wish to express my genuine
gratitude to you for giving the
space for the articles that praised
some of the living faithful MEM
bers of First Institutional Baptist
Church. Many compliments came
my way for the style of the ar
ticles. You know our church had
about 1900 names on the rolls, but
it is surprising what few faith
full members accomplished in the
building program.
Registration started to have a
complete and active membership
when we entered our new edifice
and about 300 have registered.
Identification cards are given to
each registered member which
states that any member of the
church who is absent, or fails to
render any type of support to the
church for. three consecutive
months without a lawful excuse,
is no longer a member of the
church. I wish every Negro would
register to buy, read and support
each week the Negro newspapers.
l enjoyed working with the Ari-
zona Sun and it's staff and will do
whatever 1 can to help.
JAMES L. DAVIS.
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12
The Arizona Sun:

Inc Arizona Sun:
Dear Doc:
The above letterhead means
just what it indicates: that l have
been restored to health, sanity, and
peace of mind, and that 1 have my
license still to practice law. God
has been merciful indeed to me,
and from the bitter experience that
I inflicted on myself In Phoenix
(and elsewhere) He has brought
me ABUNDANT good that cannot be
explained.
l am writing series of articles
on alcoholism, which begins with
the gruesome story of my life and
unfortunate experiences, and goes
on through an analysis of the ter
lible disease itself, to be followed
by the stories of others who like me
have come out from under the Val
ley of the Shadow of Death into
the light. The Pittsburgh Courier,
Philadelphia Edition, is publishing
it.
1t was not written for profit. It
was written because lot of peo-
pie suffer from the same ailnlent-
many without knowing it and
there is an opportunity for me to
perform public service by letting
them know that there is hope for
even the most helpless and appar-
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12
Share Your
Wisdom,
BY DIR. Thomas r. Gaines

NEW YORK (GlobaD-New in
ventions, scientific d is overies,
mans increased physical knowl-
edge, mans power over nature,
are leading many to ignore the
necessity of considering God as a
life reality. Such a course is be-
hind the grim presence of war.
AS God is left out of the vision of
our world leaders, the most lethal
weapons of destruction will be set
up. used and worshipped. Guns
are destroyers, God has been a saw
er all through history. God needs
man to carry cut His divine exper-
iment of perfection. We fail God
as we live to hate, lie or destroy
one another.
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12

emily hopeless cases. If you could
see me for yourself-see what is
in my heart, and my eyes, and my
way of living - you would know
beyond doubt, as 1 do, that a real
miracle has taken place through
Alcoholics Anonymous. That mira
Gle is available to the folks in your
community, too.
I am enclosing the only copy of
the articles, as they have so far ap-
peared, for you to read. They are
for you to publish -, free = if you
want to.
EDITORS NOTE: The above let
ter is from one who was a Phoe-
nician for short while and who is
known by a good many people
here. His story concerning alcohol
will begin next week in the SUN.
It is a story we'll worth reading.
Arizona sun., 1954-03-12

@. How can I make olive oil
more palatable?
A. If olive oil nrust be taken, it
will be much more palatable if a
pinch of salt is, added to the dose.
Evening star., 1954-11-22
Couple Wed IA Years

BROWNWOOD, Tex. R.-
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Shore
observed their 74th anniver-
sary quietly today in their
home here. They were mar
ried November 90, 1880, in the
Brown County ranch home of
the brides parents.
Mr.. Shore is 81, his wife
50. Both are alert and keep
up with happenings at home
and over the world.
Evening star., 1954-11-22
Chain Letter Doesn't Work

LOUISVILLE. Ky. GA new
type Of chain letter is making
the rounds here-one that asks
you to relay prayers, not money.
This anonymous letter tells
you that in four days you'll get
Luckily mail. It doesn't explain
what kind of luck.
ALI you have to do is mail the
letter and copies to five friends
to whom you wish luck.
Ora Spaid, Courier-Journal re-
ligious editor, tried out the plan.
On the fourth day. Mr.. Spaid
said he went anxiously to his
mailbox. It contained nothing
but bills to be paid.
Evening star., 1954-11-22
She Found Out

CHICAGO R. Ten-year-
old Terry Stromberg tied q
message to a gas-filled balloon
a week ago and set 1t loose
at her Chicago home.
Help, please!" the message
read. She signed her name
and added her address.
"A farmer found the balloon
yesterday in a field near Grand
junction, Mich, rs miles
northeast of Chicago, across
Lake Michigan. He notified
Michigan State police who. in
turn, radioed Illinois police.
Two policemen went to Ter
rvs home.
''Oh. I'm okay," the girl said.
II just wanted to see how far
1t would CO."
Evening star., 1954-11-22
Life in the u. S.
Wife in Back,
Driver links;
(H's73OM Miles,
Life il the U. S.
BY me Assoeio,ed Press

LAFAYETTE, Ind, Nov. a.
Robert Cantrell, 20, Milwaukee,
discovered when he reached La
fayette that his wife Betty wasn't
with him.
Driving back 130 miles to Deer
field, ILL.,. to pick her up. he ex-
planned, Il thought you were
asleep in the back seat
Evening star., 1954-11-22
Curfew Keeps Adults Up

CEDAR CITY, Utah (P.-
Early-to-hed oldsters complain
they're losing sleep because of
Cedar City's new curfew law.
The new law says that children
under Is must be off the streets
by IL pm.
And to let them know, city
fathers mark the curfew hour
each night by sounding the
towns fire siren.
Evening star., 1954-11-22
Fracture of Bio Toe

BOSTON, P.-It happened
to Peter Gianini, "a. He caught
his big toe in the spring of his
bed and couldn't release him
self until the police emergency
squad was called.
City hospital doctors said he
suffered a fracture of the big
toe of his left foot.
Evening star., 1954-11-22
South Korean Battery
Fires on Japanese Boats
BY the Assoeiated Press

TOKYO, Nov. 22.-Two Japa-
nese patrol boats were fired on
by. a South Korean shore battery
on 'Takeshima (Tokto) Island
yesterday, the Maritime Safety
Board announced today.
Five shells were fired. No cas-
ualties or damage were reported.
The board said the crewmen
on the boats, on a routine patrol
around the island, observed
about Is South Korean sentries
on the island.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-12-01
Walker and BieIsk Picked
On Players AH-South Team

CHICAGO. Dec. / Especial
End Bill Walker and FullbacK
Dick Bielski OF the University Of
Maryland were selected on the
Chicago Tribune's All-Players'
All-South football team an
nounced today.
Bielski was picked in a back
field that also included Corky
Tharp Of Alabama, Ted Muir
head of Mississippi and Gordon
Malloy of Miami while Walker
was Joined on the line by End
Jim Pyburn, Auburn; Tackles
Rex Began, Mississippi. and Sid
Fournet, LSU: Guards Frank
Brooks, Georgia Tech, and Gene
Lamone, West Virginia, and
Center Harold Easterwood of
Mississippi State.
Four Maryland players re-
ceived hon orable mention,
Guards Jack Bowersox and Bob
Pellegrini, Center John Irvine
and Halfback Ronnie Waller.
Center Dick Gaspari of George
Washington and Guard John
Polzer Of Virginia also we're hon
orable mentions.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-12-01
BuseboIl
Continued From Page C-1.)


International and American As
sociations picked only five play
ers for $25 $50 the two Double A
leagues - Southern Association
and Texas-chose seven players
for $28,500. The four Glass A
leagues drafted 10 players for
$31,500.
The Dodgers named Joe
Becker as coach to succeed Ted
Lyons, who was released. The
Brooklyn organization also an
nounced several changes in man.
ayers of its farm clubs. Clay
Bryant took over at Mobile OF
the Southern League and Tommy
Holmes moved to Forth Worth Of
the Texas League. Also expected
to be announced within a day
or two are changes In the
Montreal and st. Paul clubs.
Max Macon was expected to
switch from Montreal to st. Paul
and Greg Mulleavy was to take
over at Montreal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-12-01
Chevy Chase Golfer
Scores Fourth Ace,
First in Is Years

D. D. L. McGrew has q habit
of making q lole-in-one every Is
years or so. The Chevy Chase
Club member made his fourth
the other day, IS years after his
third. and 50 years after his first.
McGrew made his first ace in
New Jersey In 1897 on q course
that has been abandoned. He
made his second in Cambridge,
Mass, on q blind par three, and
thus was deprived of the priyi-
lege of seeing the ball go into
the cup.
He made his third ace IS years
ago at Chevy Chase, and his
fourth was made with q 5-wood
on the 155-yard fourth hole, the
same hole as his third ace, but
a different green. w. g. Brant-
ley and r p. Whitley were his
playing companions.
McGrew is one of the few Dis
trict golfers still using hickory
shafts.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-12-01

Joe Heap. Nofre Dame: Bobby Watkins,
Ohio state Earl Ltinsford, Oklahoma
Honorable Mention.
Ends 5illiam Iowa Niepokoi, North
western; Lundy, Purdue; Brubaker, Ohio
State: Temp and Lockiirl, Wisconsin,:
Matz, Notre Dame: Meyer, Colorado.
AIN; Brstz. Maraustte; Skies, WichiEs;
Tac s go Borden. Indiana: Merry,
kansas state. Kubes. Minnesota: Gray,
sSShEsssnpsost Mshasan
Meir,ert okiaforsia A&M Jones, Miami
ct Ohio; Kendall Oklahoma Ann;
Garcar. YOUNGSTOWN y.
bona; FANS. Minnesota: Bryant, Ne
bTaskas Belluso. Detroit. Amundsen.
oeshoms se Mofsis tHiasis0mD
Andrie, Marqustte; Cachey, Michigan;
Bullough. MICHIGAN State; Campbell, Gins
cenittersDamore. Northwestern; sly
manski, Notre Dame; Thornton and
vargo. Ohio State; Karakas, Missouri;
osToole Wichita; Chamblin. Illinois;
Michigan; Faulkner. Cincinnati; Maciiu-
ka saek ES.ed9 ! colorado; smith, iowa;
Caroline, Illinois: Sehaefer, ,Notre Dame:
Leake, Oklahoma; przewiecki, Marquette;
Wichita; Helinski. indiana; caiame. OK
Northwestern: Matsock and Boiden.
Michigan State, Baer and Balducci,
Miehigan; Cappelletti. Minnesota: Taylor.
Kansas state; Eaton, Missouri: Murphy,
ski. Purdue; Campbell. Indiana; Lind
beck, Illinois,; Hendrix, Drake