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Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1954-11-23

"a R2H fR6@2Hh
ANSWER
Having long been an admir-
er of San Francisco 49ers Y.
A. little. 1t was with particu-
lar joy when we learned that
his full monicker is Yelberton
Abraham Title. No wonder
they call him "Y. A."
LIVING
The modern housewife need
never be a psychopath. She
has more outlets than any,
body, especially in the kitch-
en-.
MUSIC
A musician is the only hum
an being who is respected for
blowing his horn. But then
no one goes to any great
lengths to blow somebody
else'S!
FOOTBALL
In football, the old saying
used to be when in doubt -
punt. Nowadays, when in
doubt, they call for a time
out so the coach can send a
play in.
LAW
A lawyer is a guy who
spends four years learning
what page it's on.
FACT
The rubber heel was invent
ed about so years ago. Heels,
however, have been inexist-
teuce ever since the snake
and Adam got into a conver-
sation concerning TIE first
Grimes Golden.
PEOPLE
A "character" Is usually a
person who doesn't have any.
VGNETTE
Mother: Where in the
world have you been at this
hour, Gertrude ?"
Gertie: "Out walking,
Mother dear!"
Mother: For goodness
sake, Gertrule!
Gertie: Yes, Mother dear"
HUH?
An eligible bachelor is
man who isn't eligible for
anything else. And like the
saying goes. Bachelors and
wives both make poor hus-
bands!
SELLING
Company advertiSes a wash
ing machine (which works so
easily that even husband
can operate it,. We predict
that the firm will have a
bad year.
OUCH!
We heard about a guy who
is so dumb that he took two
crickets to cricket match.
THANKSGIVING
About this time of year we
are reminded of the young
housewife w ho frantically
called TO her husband and
said, "Oh, George, I'll never
get this turkey stuffed in
time for dinner - it has such
small throat" And we've
never seen a turkey with an
axe to grind.
HUMNl
Attractive young matron of
our acquaintance, who has
been working to pass the
time, told us the other day
that she is now jobless. We
asked if she had been fired.
She replied, Heavens no!
The job was ABOLISHED!"
BOWL HOWL
The loudest cry at the Ohio
state Michigan game Satur-
day came from an inebriate
who sat right back of us. He
kept yelling, Woody, Woody,
Woody! Pin a rose on me"
SUICIDE
Read i'm the papers the
other day about a man who
shot himself in a phone booth.
lie was probably trying to
get the operator back after a
busy signal
VIEWPOINT
You can always tell fell
low who hasn't done very well
in his own home town he
usually hollers the loudest
and complains the most. And
we know some people who are
so too-faced that they don't
attend anything but double
features.
MARRIAGE
The best man" at the we'd
ding is the guy who loses the
girl and then has to slip the
minister five bucks before he
can kiss the bride!
CHURCH
Little boy went to church
school one afternoon and it
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1954-11-23
Services For Mrs.
John w. S+eberI

Funeral services for Charlotte
w. Steberl. age AZ. who died Sat-
urday in University Hospital, were
at the Lukens Funeral Home at
two o'clock Monday afternoon.
Pastor Lawrence 7. Rugh, of st.
Johns Lutheran Church was Off
ciating minister. Interment i'm Rose
Hill Cemetery near Springfield.
She was a member of st. Johns
Church and Science Hill Grange.
Surviving are her husband, John:
A son, John Carl of London r. D.;
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ulrick
Bauerle and sister. Mrs. Dorothy
Brown, of Claremont. Florida; two
brothers. William c. Bauerle, Ar
buckle Road and Ulrick G. Bau-
erie of Georgesville Road.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1954-11-23
MRS, GLADSTONE HoLwAY
is IMPROVING

Mrs. Gladstone Holway. Glade
Run Road, is recovering in Mt.
Carmel Hospital after a major op-
Grafton Saturday. Her room num-
Der is 423.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1954-11-23

THIS
NEWSPAPER
Believes established
Iocol merchants have
70 protect their Repu-
fofions Thof's your
b ST guarantee OF
vcIue.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1954-11-23

MARRIAGE
The best man" at the we'd
ding is the guy who loses the
girl and then has to slip the
minister five bucks before he
can kiss the bride!
CHURCH
Little boy went to church
school one afternoon and it
turned out that ne was the
only one there. Returning
home, his mother asked him
who else had been there.
Youngster shook his head sad
Iy and replied, There wasn't
anyone there but me and
Jesus"
LAST WORD
Conscience is the inner
voice that keeps you from en-
joying the things you do.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05

member churches is quite pos
sible.
Ever since the Reformation.
Mr.. Names writes, ''the hall
mark of Professionalism has been
disunity." But clergy and lay
men are talking more and more
of ending the disunity.
A significant sign Of the
trend. says Mr. Names. is the
meeting this month of the
World Council of Churches,
where l6l denominations win
assemble in Evanston, H., in
the most impressive demonstra-
ton of Protestant cooperation
ever seen in this country"
Other signs are the fact that
Canada has substituted for its
former 81 Methodist, Presby-
terrain and Congregational de-
nominations a single United
Church of Canada. Scotland,
which once had Is. separate
Presbyterian denominations, now
| has four.
Although there are $50 de-
nominations in this country, IA
per cent of United States Prot
estants are in four major groups
and uniting these four might
lead the way.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05

usually follow the prices fixed
by the commission.
Mr.. Turner said Mr.. Mann
argued that, If the commission
Withdrew from the Northern
Virginia area. certain stores
would then reduce the price of
milk to the consumer.
The chairman said 1t was pos
sible under the law for the COM
mission To disregard consumer
prices and still FIX prices paid to
producers.
II the commission decides to
withdraw from the area. Mr..
Turner said, a public hearing first
will be held in the area to de-
termine If withdrawal is in the
public interest.
Mr.. Turner said the commits
sion's decision viii be announced
at later date.
During the two-day hearing
a large number Of producers
turned out to petition the three
man commission to grant an i'm
mediate increase in the price of
farm dairy milk.
4 Some distributors said they
would be willing TO go along with
higher producer prices provided
the increases were passed on to
the consumer. But a few dis
tributors objected with the ar
gument that producers are al
ready getting enough and the
public mood is such that higher
retail prices would mean reduced
consumption.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05

canons to revise and no budgets
to approve"
Chinese Are Absent.
In a solemn and colorful
procession last night. church
men and lay delegates paraded
into the Minneapolis Auditorium
in a service consecrating it as a
meeting place. All Anglican
churches but the Chinese were
represented. Leaders said the
Communist government had re-
fused permission for delegates to
leave that country.
DR.. Godfrey Fisher, arch
bishop of Canterbury, who, with
Bishop Sheriff., led the process
sion, told the assembly after
ward that the sense Of truth
was being distorted by the evils
Eof propaganda and atrophied by
moral decay.
Freedom, without which
truth cannot live. is threatened
with extinction by the mounting
forces of power groups Of mass
direction, and by mans obses-
sion with materialisms," the
archbishop said.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
Commission Studies
Milk Price Increase
Proposal in Virginia
spseiol Dispatch 10 he stor

RICHMOND. Va. Aug. ST.
The Virginia Milk Commission
today will begin the study of
evidence presented in two-day
public hearing on proposals to
increase milk prices in the Old
Dominion.
Commission Chairman Mark
w. Turner, who lives near For
estville in Fairfax County, said
the commission will give con-
sideration to q request by Har-
rison Mann, Arlington County
delegate to the General Assem-
bly,, that the commission with
draw from the Alexandria Ar
lington area.
The commission fixes both the
retail and producer prices Of
milk in the Northern Virginia
area, and Washington diaries
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
Trend to Protestant Unity
Seen in Names Collier Piece

A single. unified Protestant
Church may be the conclusion Of
present inter- denominational
trends. predicts a study In
Golfers Magazine.
Caspar Names, religious news
editor of The Star. writing
in the August 20 issue of
Golfers. published today. says
"the current close Cooper
alton among Protestant de-
nominations might easily de-
velop into some sort Of feder-
ated union"
While complete organic unity
does not seem likely soon, he
says a union which allowed a
degree Of autonomy for the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
Take Realistic View,
Bishop Sheriff. Urges.
Anglican Assembly
sy .hs Assssiassd Press

MINNEAPOLIS, Aug. 5.-An
upset world calls for a spirit of
realism from all churchmen, one
of its leaders told the World An
glican CONGRESS, opening its first
global conference In 464eyears
here today.
IF there is no room for de-
spair, certainly there is no room
for ease" Bishop Henry Knox
Sheriff., New York. presiding
bishop of the Protestant Episco-
pal Church Of America, told the
500 church and lay delegates. The
Ivory Tower is a luxury which
cannot be afforded in the world
of the hydrogen bomb"
Bishop Sheriff. said world evils
could not be overcome by any
marginal faith and that isola-
tionism, both within and with
out the church, is a thing Of the
past.
evidences" Needed.
God works his will in many
ways and through many groups, /"
the bishop continued. Take out
of this world every communion
but the Anglican and We should
be in a parlous state. We must
have view of the Wilderness OF
the Christian church"
The Bishop emphasized that
this To-day session would be
given over entirely as a forum
for current Anglican thought and
information for delegates from
IA national churcnes on every
continent.
I'VE must deal with the great
theme of Gods redemptiye pur-
pose and the worldwide mission
of the church," Bishop Sheriff.
said. 1--WE have an especial op-
portunity to do so in this con-
gress. For there is no legislative
action to come before us. no
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
$l4,685,67l Granted
For Disease Research

The U. s. Public Health Serv-
ice announced today approval OF
Federal grants for 1,442 medical
research projects, totaling $14.-
685,671. for research in the
major diseases affecting Amer
leans.
The awards will go to scien-
fists in 335 research institutions
in the United States and are
administered by the National
Institutes of Health, research
arm of the Public Health Serv-
ice
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
Family of oreonists

BRISTOW, Okla. (R1.-Three
members Of the Carman family
are organists at three churches
here. Mrs. Jack Carman plays
at the First Methodist. Mrs.
Gladys Carman Grandin at the
First Christian and Mrs. Sue
Ann Carman Thompson at the
First Presbyterian.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
ties or by the Roman Catholic
hierarchy"
Sees Democratic Influence.

Sees Democratic Influence.
The speaker also said the Pres
byterian Church represents q
a democratic" contribution to
these countries. Since its gov
eminent is elected oy the people
of the congregation, our presence
in Latin American is a con-
sistent basis for a good demo-
cratic life." he said.
DR.. John A. Mackay, head Of
the Princeton Theological Semi
nary, told the delegates on his
election yesterday as president of
the alliance that, II view with
dismay any possibility the con-
fessional churches should be-
come sectarian and consider
their coming together as a final
end. If ever we should combine.
Jesus Christ would be betrayed
and the ecumenical movement,
for which most of us have great
hope, will be disrupted"
DR.. Mackay, former moderator
of sthe Presbyterian Church,
U. s. A., asserted that the Pres
byterian and Reformed churches
were in a central position in the
ecumenical movement and could
thereby further the interest Of
Christ's church universal"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1954-08-05
Presbyierians End
Meeting With Vote
On Faith Message
By cospar Names
Star Staff correspendent.

PRINCETON. ". j., Aug. S.
The World Presbyterian Alliance
ended its nth General Coun-
Gil today by approving a mes
sage urging members of Presby-
terrain and Reformed churches
to so live their faith that "men
may see in Christ the only real
hope for mankind"
The message warns that ANY
hope but that which is in Him
win finally suecumb before life's
limitations and tragedies. or
break on the rock Of Gods
eternal Justice"
The alliance consists of Sc
Presbyterian and Reformed
Churches having more than 40
million members in 46 countries.
1t was organized in 1875. Most
of the major American Pres
byterian and Reformed Churches
are members of the alliance.
Calling on it's members to
strive toward breaking down
racial barriers. the statement
also urges them Ito promote
understanding between classes
and people, to provide an OPP
portunity for man to share in
the worlds wealth, and to earn
livelihood for himself and his
family"
Technical Advances to Good Use.
On the international scene the
document asks all to work for
peace and Righteousness among
nations" 1t points out that "un-
rest will continue and that there
will be no immunity against ir-
retrievable disaster until the new
powers that have been put at
our disposal through scientific
discovery and chronological adj
vance have been made available
for human welfare rather than
human destruction"
It concludes by asking church
members to be loyal to the gov
eminent of the nation in which
you live. but if a decision is
forced, remember that as a
Christian you must obey God
rather than man."
The alliance today also APP
proved resolutions furthering
closer cooperation with other
Protestant churches.
Study Is Suggested.
The delegates adopted a mo-
ton calling on the alliances Ex-
ecutive Committee to consider
1.-THE best ways and means of
furthering such consultations
and taking of any action" It
also directed the committee to
study such doctrinal questions
as come before the council from
time to time as a major contri-
button Of the alliance to the
ecumenical (unity) movement
In another action the council
called for appointment Of q
commission ito formulate afresh
the reformed doctrine of ordi-
nation. and of the service in
the church of minister, elder
and deacon, with particular ref
erence to the ministry of WON
en-" The council yesterday voted
approval of the admission Of
women to the ministry.
The Rev. Benjamin Moraes Of
Rio de 'Janeiro. Brazil, declared
yesterday that the Reformed
| Churches in Latin America con-
stituted q bulwark against op-
preston.
1.-The freed conscience of the
believers are all the time fight
ing for the rights of the human
beings" DR.. Moraes said in al
address. "They are against the
exploitation of men by othel
men, by the power of the state
by the totalitarian political par
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Produce Markets

=, Apples: Dull. Demand light, Blu
of5s aha Eassrn ststs boxes Hs1s Hnss
inch up 500 800; stSysns S Slsea s IslSiCaS insS %D
2.25-50; Romes 8 inches up $50, 2h
inch aS .o6 pa peileioa. nsnss sD insse: sse
up 3i50, "a inches up $50, 2a inch
up 800. 2ls-s inches Us Fancy 3.a5-5o:
,Wrapped Us1s Delicious and Golden De-
ieisas Eosstses sesllSs Ps 4s;SSS aj;ISt9
firni. us1s Size a unwashed unless
otherwise stated n z. LII. Katahdins
lo0 10 sacks ordinary quality i.0O-a5,
80 lbs l.40-45. NJ Katahdins 10 ID
lew his6sr. kstahsjnf % i 50 sets u
usis Sssft Ma pssstos; ssa oIsaa. 1sm Dss.
NJ doldens 1.75-a 90. few higher. Viz.
ginia Req washed, color added 3.0O-25.
NEARBY Va pu hpr Goldens y0-I 90,
n., Poultry Quotations.
Recsipts gIs moderafs Market ct barely steady
but trading was dull on fryers. heavy
type hens and ducks. Turkeys STEADY
dsnSand sn6 sroe4s sut sdsqYsts for far
and over 25-27. Hens: HEAVY s 'tvps
5I7;2Q. molly 1s; light type 11.is.
uiSto. ,1% SapOnS 42-43: Sins "a
Ducks: Muscovies 25. Turkeys: Heavy
type hens 3S; toms 1929.
Grain Market.
EIour-Receipts, 4O3 10O-pound sacks
RECEIPTS. II .479 bushels; ship
ments, 1857 bushels; stock, 8, ,692 sis
pusnels. No. red winter garlicky. spot
aomestic 2.12h; November :; No.
corn-.Rsceipts, 1891 bushels; shin.
ments, 46,912 bushels; stocks, 2,212, S49
Oats--Receipts, none; shipments.
none; n ;., stocks: 2763 bushels.
none sfocfs fgBas1e nSns Snsie. shiDments
stdneyyeeS nyyeSEecssgts 5Se none; shipments. none;
s soybe S3As Reeeipes ndiSasis 1ks4ha bushels.
Shipments, SaI A6.67S bushels; stocks, ILL
Mtllfeed d-Receipts. none. s'N
Egg Market Steady.
yesterdays 0uOtatiOns.l
Eggs; market steady to firm on medi-
ums, barely steady large. Receipts con-
tinue heavy. Offerings adequate. De.
mand generally fair with mediums in
best position. = p
Prices paid by first receivers delivered
Lob. Baltimore eases included, large.
min. 90 per cent A quality, whites a.
4S, brown and mixed colors 3S1s-45.
Mediums. minimum 80 per cent A quality
whites 1880, brown and mixed colors
Receipts: Eggs. 5.55s cases by truck.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Rail Stocks Strong,
Most Issues Mixed;
Trading Sill Heavy
BY Tho Assoeiated prsss

NEW YORK. Nov. 10.-Rail-
roads were strong today in an
otherwise mixed stock market.
Prices In the early afternoon
ranged around 2 points either
way.
Business again was brisk at a
pace.
Railroads were far ont in front
with some chemicals strong.
Here is the way the rest Of
the market looked: Steels higher,
motors mixed. rubbers lower, farm
implements Arm, aircrafts mixed,
radio -televisions lower, utilities
lower on balance, coppers steady.
oils steady to higher. airlines
mixed. building materials lower
and motion pictures steady.
Texas Gulf Sulphur was UP
between 8 and Z points at times
aIter directors proposed q three
for-one split and raised the div
idend.
The market started mixed and
active. Shortly after the open
ing, the ticker fell behind, the
lag was momentary.
The bond market was fairly
steady. Government issues in
the over the counter market were
also steady.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Chicago Grain

CHICAGO, Nov. TO-. R:-Grain prices
after steady but rather hesitant OPEN
~, pes!n'sss yeTs yy:sY Slow ..ta 4 sHs start
the Sna na5es sssd bsgan 5 woffag @ nsn. hshT Soy. sSy
and then quickly fell back again.
Wheat near the end of the first hour
was x to n hieher; December So, ,251s;
corn unchanged to 70 higher; December
81 .565s: oats " lower to W higher; De-
ssmbsr SEE ,S, rye ,hsr Z Lower 70 higher; che :;
p Sghsr and dPs sd
unchanged TO- cents 9 hundred pounds
lower. November S16.67.
Jauan bought six million bushels Of
Pacific Coast white wheat over night.
This wheat ordinarily Is not hedged in
the futures market and its sale does
not result In any lifting Of hedges IN
futures stu y goes 5edncs ~ a tne usrg
farmers ne had put sos million bushels d
1854 crop wheat under the Government
loan by October 15. This was, less than
the 500 million bushels impounded on
the same date. last year; but the 1854
crop was smaller than that OF 1853.
+ Cash corn receipts stotaled 2?S cars
harvesting In the main producing belt.
Soybean receipts at Chicago totaled SO
cars and ct Minneapolis 80 cars.
Cash grain men said fairly good Ship
ments Of oats. were being made out oi
Chicago each day to the South and East.
which has been ,es an ipportsnt sss factor Y
Be cheap in relation to corn and there
fore we're being extensively used for
! livestock feeding.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Business Briefs
Electric Power Production in

Electric Power Production in
the week ended November 6 to-
tailed a record 1857, 100000 kilo-
watt hours compared with 9,152,-
900, 900 in the previous week and
8,398, ,O0O, 900 in the like week a
year ago.-Edisorf Electric Insti-
tute.
. Wholesale Food Index, based
on the cost of a pound each OF
81 foods in general use, this
week advanced to $3.50, COM
pared with $6.74 last week and
was 4.6%o above the like week a
year ago.-Dun & Bradstreet.
New York Stock Exchange seat
sold for $4,000, highest in eight
years. Boston Stock Exchange
will be closed on Veterans Day
until pm. under State law. It
will be open from / pm. to $3.50
pm.
Increased Production, but not
a real business boom, was pre-
dicted for 1866 by Edwin B.
Geoege, an economist with Dun
B. Bradstreet.
Texas Gulf Sulphur Co. direc-
tors voted to call a stockholders
meeting December II to con-
slider plans for a three-for-one
split in. the common stock.
United Gas Corp. in IL months
ended September 80 earned $27,-
205, ,742 or $2.11 a share VS.. $24,-
924.822 or $1.93 in 1858.
Tennessee Gas Transmission
in IL months ended September
80 earned $21, OFT ,635 or $1.80 a
share VS.. $18,535,546 or $1.62 in
1853.
Trans Gas Pipe Lines in II
months ended September 80
earned SO, 8,677. 1865 or $2.06 a share
VS.. $7.140.158 or $1.63 in 1858.
54 ntT-~,, -. - ;,,e~~ S,.nl4.AaI.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Production Of Steel
Continues Upward as
Auto Orders Mount

NEW YORK, Nov. l0.-Steel
production continues to surge
upward and the end is not in
sight, Iron Age, national metal
working weekly, said today.
Steelmaking operations this
week are scheduled at 78 per
cent of rated capacity, the high
est since last December and two
points higher than last weeks
estimate.
Iron Age reported that De-
troit Mills, at 100 per cent of
rated capacity, have the high
est district operating rate. Mills
in the Buffalo IN. Y) district
are at 95.5 per cent of capacity;
the Wheeling CIV. Va.) district
is at 81 per cent and st. Louis
at 81 per cent.
In other districts ; the rates
were: Cleveland and South Ohio
RlV3r, 30 per cent; P1utSDurgn
and Youngstown, "a per cent:
Philadelphia. 68,5. per cent;
Birmingham, 81 per- cent, and.
East New England and Upstate
New York;, As per cent.
The auto industry, rapidly
gearing up to record year-end
production levels, is putting the
extra zip in the market, said
Iron Age. A
The sheet market is tighten
ing, it added, and the anxiety
of customers. is reflected in a
willingness to place first quar-
ter orders. Judging by initial
first quarter orders. the weekly
said, cold-rolled sheets will be in
very tight supply during January
and February. and perhaps long
er than that.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Dividends Up Sharply

A record increase in dividends
for 1855 will benf1t thousands Of
policyholders of the Mutual Life
Insurance Co. of New York in
this area, reported Charles p.
Rice, manager Of the Washing
ton branch Office.
Dividends for 1855 will amount
to $50 million, a jump of % per
cent from this years total. This
is the largest year-to-year in
crease in the 111-year-old COM
pany'S history.
Mr.. Rice said $500 policy
holders live in the District. There
are 10000 in Maryland and a.
200 in Virginia.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
New York Produce

NEW YORK Nov. 10 I, ! efusDA).-
Butter firm. Receipts 443, 1873. Whole
sale prices on bulk cartons fresh.
score tA) 6O-60A; 90 score (B) 59-b9 "a;
SO score (Cl 5S758h.
1S hsefs risss stsady sS rm Receipts sle-
21.116, New York SPOT. quotations fol-
Icy: Icy = Midwestsrn; sT Mixed .colorS : extras
4s lbs) .38-3s: extras medium 3i-3i k:
smalls 24-25; standards large 32-33;
dirties 1924; checks -23ls-24ha
tras large. (45-4S lbs.) 39-4Oh: extras
medium 81 -32. Browns. extras t48-50
lbs.l 42-43: extras large t45-4S lbs.)
Nearby-whites, top quality (4s-5O
lbs) 47-4S; top quality t45-4S lbs. D Az
45; mediums 81 ih-32; smalls o5-ae.
Al. top quality (45-4S lbs.l 42-42Ia;
mediums 81 a-32: smalls 2Sla-29.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
Dividends Announced d

NEW YORK, Nov. 10 Rl.-Dividends
announced: Pc Stock OF PAY
Rate. riod. record. able
Accumulative.
Evening star., 1954-11-10
NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE
Furnished by the Associated Press.
2 5fZ q Ri

Sales ak
Stock and Add Net
Dividend Rate. 90. High. Low. l:l5. chg.