Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1953-07-24

the courtWay have the radio already,
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only a they baruE
sides that they have who practices the saSOPhone
every Blow Sccech somebody
would ali blow him right Of the place
Now the obstacle Gotta this girdle some
Let's how did do It the last tmeT That the day
the humidity % oh had to wake Mr. and
him a final heaveho Don't this
He always acts persny about It Well tug tug uGgg
We Gods half and half and the dawggone thing
won't bulge another inch No call Mr. help aid
and assistance again,
"Bn-lee'" you
me Maybe I ought to slug him with shoe
BILL" There. that did He's coming
HUH whattya want?" he's asking,
VIII you help me with this girdle'" inquire meeky
Such language After all he doesn't have like that
just because I ask him for a little favor.
Nell why you thing weather any.
way he's saying Besides tina" why don't get that hts'
Who says 4 inquire
IF fits why do have to have crowbar to out
of n7" he says.
tell him Oh oh maybe shouldn't have said that can't just stand
getting
like 1t atar Look at that scowL Tug, tug stretch
Dammit, looking stoopd
you am supposed to do? weighs
200 pounds" all muscle and he can't bulge the thing how
he expect me to move III What's that ripping sound Something
just somewhere.
Don't TEAR a." l
Then get into 1t the best you I'm going back to bed
TO Now I Dot an idea
out Then instead Of pulling UP from the bottom pun DOWN
| from the Good Tug tug
worked thatn dont to depend i'm
subway.
Ebb tide Everybody has
Monday
Of the train coming
stairs Chatter turns,iIe
stairs 10 the platform
the conductor didn't
station with the SNUG platform
tween trains Lady a IA pIunKca
the lever Nothing happens she
Ae- the francay many people how many
other subway platforms banging
naughty word and walks down the platform Who
been watching her waits hang
deermnediy the machine Nothing put n
Plunge" the lever Nothing operate
word and walks
off In u black mood.
Here people down the stairs
and get doors slammed their They looking
and fororn the pulls
1A5th suoatng crowded train
with its forest newspapers Times
Tribune Daily NewE Daily Mirror
ing commentary weaving and above the
And girl va" he drunkedupT whooIe'"
cher had don" like he Shouda"
he'sh In shop twice already
u 20 variation place
rrk"" ~ she'd spend tmr working as she
doe" running her mouth" We finally
had TO twon months"
and the morning rush that pumps the
street The streets
here In lower Ne" York old tn" Gray
that we're once row.
paths away Trinity Church With
Gra'e"t"""s Old the storms and
almost sradicAted the lettering.
As usual ON Monday morning everys.v.
for the water c,er
and after slipping two aspirin into his mouth paper cups
O he her
whssa another Teller Got hotbos
shsddup" growis frankie He goes 70 his dk puts ss
feet bures his head Every Monday
morning the gimmick with goes
with the guy? One Of those
An argument starts between an-fan a pofan gal
I'm st'rE'e to fans and don't why have
comfortable just b~ca""" YoU your
antLfan gal looking daggers at Inc pro gal
Why don't Transferred
I condtionEg7' the pro-fan h.
when they want TO These a running
fans and battle all wants
the other wants en- ON
/ down
The day hmps along under n humidity throws
ha" the towers Manhattan
the rush the IN" anguish
Too cold Cant please everybody part Of Tho
| time
Lunrh buildings spin workers In HnspdnR
"tr-as The GOODNESS Tire
HT~ L"ok NJ the watermelon n
=" what about the Curvature
over hE juicy slice % nssnT
taHnsd In this Ha swhat
Well Wet th~Er RrBsienHaH Of
sits hnseh down with tho
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bay WaeTHon pubic d~wrAdnR
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IL" they Prr""d, dent e"a~dsr Degrading a9B@tinK
they week.-Mrs. pile n sarhK usts.
Back At policies come from
Lsf avalanche Hot sticky humid wto
mistakes One little gal sassy SAsnG adm
mistake She did . way Grand,
Russell Ny hock Ny partner Ann Perry a way
also . typaSt-
Ven can't hAndS> psopts nakinG
fevsV Make . Eni 10 Of