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Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1953-11-24
e OUR
"a f6WN
CRITICISM


have been extinct cons ago.
OUCH!
Just to show you how things
are these days, we cite the
case of the fellow who acci-
dentally turned on his radio
one day and thought that he
had gone blind.
HF-vENLY DAZE
3 knock came on the Pearly
CAFES and st. Peter asked,
who's there?" A voice said,
''It is T.. St. Peter said, you
go to Hell, you're an English
teacherw
DAFFYNITIoN
A wife is a person who is
willing to forgive and forget
but who is unwilling to let you
forget that she has and who
won't forgive you if you do.
NAME
A professor of algebra, after
twenty years in the class
room, retired to the house he
had built on mountaintop.
On the hide-away was this
sign-"After Math."
TEE WEE
You can always call serv-
iceman who can fix your tele-
vision set but what wouldn't
you give for a repairman who
could "fix" the programs?
MOTHER GOOSE
After listening to her mother
read from Mother Goose, little
Penelope asked her mother,
MON, why did Mary's little
lamb have white fleas?"
FACT
We have never heard of
m an developing eye-strain
from looking at pretty girls.
MEDICINE
Man went to see his doctor
and complained that he had
been unable to sleep for
couple of weeks. How about
giving me some of that twi-
light sleep they keep talking
about ?" the man asked.
Doctor said, why man
that's only for labor"
You mean to tell me-" said
the man, that there's nothing
for management" ?"
HUMMN!
1t dosen't do a man any good
to sit up and take notice since
he must have been flat on his
back in the first place. And,
like the feller seq, the biggest
advantage to classical educa-
ton is that it allows you to
intelligently despise the veal
tn it prevents you from earn
ing!
AMEN
An old Negro once said,
"Son, efen yo' amt got no
trouble, yo' prayers amt got
no suctionw
FRIENDS
A guy we'd like to meet
someday is this fellow Jones
we've been trying to keep up
with all these years.
LIVING
How To Live On SIS Per
Week lis a topic worth wrest-
ling with. Contributor sent the
following in:
Whiskey and Beer ........ $3.50
Wife's beer .................... 1.65
Groceries .............. Ton credit
Rent .....-....-- (pay next week.
Movies .......L....-............... 1.60
Coal -. borrow from neighbor
Insurance on wife ............ so
Tip on horses ................. 1.50
Tobacco ................................. As
Poker ......-...a................ 1.65
(This makes a total of
$1665 so the only thing to do
is cut out wife's beerD
KID STUFF
Little Willie was asked to
explain what water" is. Said
Willie, water is a clear col
orless liquid which turns dark
when you wash your hands in
itn
WISE WORD
It is a good thing that free
dom of speech carries the
moral obligation of having
something worth speaking
freely.
STATEMENT
We like the statement made
recently concerning the man
who conquered Mt Everest
He was all dressed up
and had no vertigo!"
GROWTH
A boy becomes a man the
day he stops asking his old
man for money and PROPOSE
tons him for a loan.
LAST WORD
To tabulate the opinion of
the ignorant does not produce
wisdom.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1953-11-24
John Copeland Is
Dead At Age IS

John Copeland, IS, retired and
highly respected teacher of this
area, died at his home 81 Willis
Avenue, Saturday night at II
o'clock, after a lingering illness.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1953-11-24

commander.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Groin

CHICAGO. June 2 Na.-Grains how
:. closing prices
DeSnss wer. m very slo% st te
ing. After the first few minutes, mild
.nouioating pressure was renewed. This
ttSSreed tS prices down about cent. but
ing and followed this sellon with .
Wheat near the end of the first hour
Vas Vas e !oWer to Y higher, July. .02la;
cats were loWer enet; to 'H.' hisSers R Jay, aHa
69l4: soybeans were "a lower to j.
higher. July. 2.S6. and lard was un-
GSnaneed Sand TO cents hundred pounds
There was not much in the news to
some traders believed the prospect for
aa,.b9ce truce n Korea had improved over.
supply. supply statistics Of cereals continued te
soybeans drew some early supper,
aided the yellow grain, as did the very
Iayorable corn-hoE ratio.
that the H6ss ho1sss Syiss s
reached bottom. Harris, Upham & Co
carry with it any evidence that the
Nj, shell, Hutchine & Co. said: "A
realistic approach insists that despite
the big break we are still burdeneC
with too much. wheat and the coming
crop is going 70 overtax storage facili.
ties
An opposite viewpoint was expressed
by Daniel F. Rice g. Co., which said
Wheat prices have moved to historic
low points beneath the Government
loan We believe the price Of wheat
has gone down too tar
The Uhlman Grain Co. said. 1t may
be that at the present low level fol
| wheat more recognition may be sIver
to some Of the bullish factors. such a.
| comparatively poor crop prospects II
parts Of the Southwest"
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Warning Is Issued
On Sharp Boost in
Corporation Debts
BY the Associoied Press

ATLANTIC CITY, N. j., June
2.-Edward T. Mccormick, pres
ident Of the American Stock Ex-
change, today described the
sharp boost in the indebtedness
OF corporations in the past few
years as "a threatening cloud
overhanging the entire national
economy"
New equity capital from the
issue OF stock has amounted to
less than 50 billion annually
since the second World War
while corporate debt has in
creased ST. billion" Mr.. McCor-
mick said in an address prepared
for the Edison Electric Institute
Convention.
"Such excessive reliance upon
a debt as a source Of fresh
financing is both abnormal and
unhealthy" he declared.
"The venture capital outlook
is indeed gloomy under present
circumstances. New sources have
not come into existence in a
volume sufficient to compensate
for traditional sources which
are drying up"
Mr. Mccormick said 1.-THE
higher income groups, which at
one time were the favorite source
OF such funds, have found that
the portion of their annual earn
ings which might otherwise be
invested in new enterprise, or in
the expansion Of seasoned COM
panies, has been taken by the
tax collector"
He called for "a sweeping edu-
cational program" to tap the
reservoir of funds available in
the hands of individuals for
investment.
Perhaps the largest untapped
source Of fresh equity money"
said Mr.. Mccormick. ''is in the
hands of the lower and middle
income groups, whose total saw
ings have increased so greatly
over the past decade"
Evening star., 1953-06-02
-:-~ Fxchunoe

NEW YORK. June 2. Hp.-Foreisn ex-
change, rates follow (Great Britain In
dollars. others In cents):
Canadian dollar in New York open
market per cent premium or 100.75
United States cents. UNCHANGED.
Europe-Great Britain tpound)
S2.S1SS. up Il Of q cent: Great Britain
80 day futures g, 81 i. up L OF q cent;
Great Britain 90 day futures 2.s0s4.
tnnchanEe6;; t1 g 6;. Great Britain go day fu-
tfrancl 2:009s UNCHANGED: France
Sfrancl .2sss of cent, UNCHANGED:
Holland (euilder) 1886, unbalanced; :;
italy Oira) .16ie Of cent. unchansed;
Portugal (escudo) 3.50. unchanged;
Sweden tkrona) 1885 unchaneed;
Switzerland dranc) freel 1894. un-
Latin America-Argentina Cfree)
7;24. unchanged; Brazil (free) 2;lS. un-
changed: Mexico 11.69. up .03 Of Q
cent; Venezuela tBolivar) SQ.o3. un-
Far East-Hong Konz dollar 1882.
oh
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Business Briefs

Business Failures in the week
ended May % totaled 1853 COM
pared with 1856 in the previous
week and 1876 in the like week a
year ago.-Dun & Bradstreet.
Auto Industry's ''Big Three
General Motors, Ford and Chrys-
ler-built 2,765.257 motor We
hicles in this years flrst flve
months, compared with 1921. lot
cars and trucks in the same 1852
period when output was under
governmental controls.
General Foods Corp. an
nounced stockholders at the an
nual meeting July % will be
asked to vote on a proposal to
increase the authorized common
stock to Is million shares from
6 million shares. There are
5,590,00O shares outstanding
from the present authorized is
sue.
Grace Chemical Co. announced
Charles E. Wilson, former War
Production administrator. has
been elected chairman of the
Federated Department Stores
in So weeks ended May 2 earned
$14,219, 1903 or $3.50 a share vs..
$13,701 ,684 or $3.87 in 1852.
S6utherwestern Pub. Serv. Co.
in IL months ended April 80
earned $6,152. .979 or $1.59 a share
VS., $5.227 .269 or $1.44 in 1852.
Mcintyre Pore. Mines and subs.
in year ended March 81 earned
$2,301,912 or $500 a share VS..
$2,450,153 or 1921 in 1852.
International Hydro Elec. in
year ended December 81 earned
$2,047,317 VS.. $1.901 $50 in 1851.
Ell Paso Electric in IL months
ended April 80 earned $780,
377 or $1.97 a share VS.. $1,502,-
467 or $1.88 in 1852.
Canadian Vickers, Ltd, in year
ended February % earned ST.
516,4 ,470 or $2.86 a share VS.. ST.
113. .274 or $2.10 in 1852.
Indiana Gas & Water Co.,
Inc, in IL months ended April
80 earned $1,361, ,221 or $1.87 a
share VS.. $1.479,905 or $2.04 in
1852.
City Auto Stamping Co. in IL
months ended April 80 earned
81, ,169,862 or 1912 a share VS..
$1,110,132 or $2.96 in 1852.
Pantepec Oil Co. in 3 months
ended March 81 earned $463, $40
or IS cents a share VS.. $397 Alb
or 13 cents in 1852 period.
New York Cotton Exchange
announced election of Bernard
j. Conlin as president,
Evening star., 1953-06-02
| Rail Stocks Improve
|As Most Of List Is
FractionaIIy Lower
By the Assoeiatsd Press

NEW YORK, June Rail-
road shares improved in the
stock market today but most
industrial stocks were fraction
ally lower. Trading was fairly
active.
Nearly all stocks were lower in
early trading. with some losses
of about / point. However. the
railroads soon began to edge up
ward and some industrial shares
followed. Steel stocks were
among those advancing frac-
tionally.
Rails showing gains included
Santa Fe, Northern Pacific, New
York Central, Southern, Balti-
more & Ohio. Southern Pacific.
Seaboard, Atlantic Coast Line
and Rock Island. Pennsylvania
was unchanged.
> Also showing gains Of 70 to
"a were U. S. Steel, Bethlehem
Steel, Republic Steel. and
YOUNGSTOWN Sheet & Tube.
Motors were mixed, with Gen.
eral Motors on 1s and Chrysler
up "a.
In the chemicals, American
Cyanamid, Dow and Union Car
bide moved to the plus side,
while Du Pont. on 13s at one
time, cut its loss. Oils were ir-
regular, with Standard Oil New
Jersey, Texas and Pacific West
ern Oil up fractions and Sinclair
and Amerada of a bit. -.
Other stocks moving upward
included Boeing, Goodyear, Mont
gomery Ward, American Tele-
phone, Consolidated Edison, Ken
necott, Westinghouse and United
Air Lines. Lower were Douglas,
Radio Corp, American Woolen,
International Paper, Pepsi-Cola
and American Tobacco.
In the bond market, Govern
ment issues again dipped into
new low ground. Corporate is
sues also were fractionally lower.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
New York Cotton

NEW YORK. June 2 1P.-Cotton fu-
lures turned irregular in forenoon
trading today. Prices were up as much
aS 40 cents a bale from the low Of
the day as short coverins found ofTer-
ings scarce. However, most traders
were on the sidles pending fresh devel-
opments.
A private survey said that the cotton
crop made excellent progress in the
Southeast during the past week. Farmers
continued to work intensively in the
central belt to catch up on operat tions
delayed by gains earlier in the seaSon,
The survey said that the crop in the
eastern half Of the Rio 0rande valley
Is 20 per cent poor and 80 per cent
in fair to good condition, while the
western half was termed 90 per cent
fair and 80 per cent good. Most OF
the crop in the Corpus Christi gull
coast and South Central Texas made
good progress. Some areas in Western
Texas were still too dry. The crop in
California was reported to have had
another bad week. due to cold weather
Noon, prices were 30 cents a bale
lower to 10 cents higher than the
$3.50. and December. 1914.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Chicago Livestock

CHICAGO. June Z NE g = UspA'-sal-
fairly active; 50-75 cents lower both
butchers and sows: most choice 1SO-
240-pound. 25.7i-26.O0; latter price
paid freely: few loads choice 1aO-23O-
pounds. 26.10-26.25; most 260-27O
pounds, 25.25-25.75; few SSO-31O
pounds, o4.5O-25.25; most sows 400
pounds and lighter, 21.25-23. 90; bulk
100000 pounds, 19.5O-21.75; good
saiable cattle. 5000; salable calves,
400: SLAUGHTER steers, yearlings, and
heifers. slow mostly steady to weak;
cows. steady to % cents or more higher;
bulls steady: vealers steady; choice to
low-prime steers. 1.400 pounds down
22.25-24.OO; load prime 1.195 pounds
"a. so; some held higher: good to low
choice steers. 2O.00-22. 90; commercial
to low-good, l7.50-l9.5O: good and
choice heifers. 19.50;23: 90; load mostly
choice 950-pound weights, 1925; utility
and commercial cows. 11.60-15.00 can
ners and cutters, 9.OO-11.50; utility and
commercial bulls. .13.75-16.50: CONNER:
cial to prime vealers. lF.00-24 90; Gull
Salable sheep, 1000: little done: few
small lots choice native spring lamb.
steady to weak at 2S.00-29. 90; small
lot choice to prime held above 29.0 90:
load mostly utility to good wooled old
crop lambs; 2O50; slaughter ewes Grassy
at 0O-6.00.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Produce Markets
49,. SALES.

Baltimore quotations supplied BY the
. Apples-gushel baskets and boxes, q.
INCHES up. 400; Romes, ga inch up,
90: staymans. 21a-3 inches. 4.Oo:50;
n, New JERSEY sex. boSes' yrnanpDed' Romes, u 8.
Potatoes-New slightly weaker. de-
mand light: o. s. No i, size A. washed
Florida, Schagos. 1oO-pound sacks, $50
caro,n. so9 5"pGanS SgSb,ss sacks best ls5 North
showing heated. i.7s-a.a ~
Sweet notstoes-Bushel baskets. Q. s.
Ne New .T.eT M:Tya6S Gorn: rnsrto ResE SEQ" tsG
Baskets ooden. sfS sSo-7s 2s!'ss sss sS6.ssi sSSssi
..,E,s Poultry; market 6sreiy Steady; Re-
snd total osrinss es9s 0h tn. lrTsiT fsiT
but selective demand. One lot Of van
oM ossf moy.d !. soa s at v M sms Sv
hens 80. few heavy type turkey hens
pounds ss-si: mostly asis-So; 8
ss tHAs1a:' hessy ss tPsunss sssS sS.Fs:s s:S
Grain Market.
Flour, receipts, 1862, 100-pound
.n,Rls Wheat, :st. .@ssed,ggts, @ !s:i $50 bushels
;2os: :s94 bushels. No 2 red winter. gar
Nlieky: No = SPOT 5s domestic I'll; June. 2.11;
Corn receipts. 413,ss5 bushels: ship
msnts, 10000 bushels; stocks, 3,l0S,-
oats. receipts, 11,ssa bushels; ship
ments.. none: stocks. none.
Barley, receipts; none: shipments,
none; stocks. S19 bushels
Rye, receipts, 6,143 bushels: ship
ments none; stocks. S97 bushels
Soybeans, receipts, none; shipments
none: stocks, 3S,34O bushels.
Millfeed. receipts. 607 tons
Egg Market Steady
Yesterdays QuOtatiOnS.b
Eegs: Market steady to firm. Prices
were generally 1-2 cents higher on large
whites and browns and l cent higher on
mediums. Receipts heavier. Demand
fair. Some Grade, B eggs purchased ct
browns. IS One lot processeS for
W Prices paid FOB. Baltimore by first
receivers: Large: MINIMUM 90 per cent
mixed colors, 51-54. Mediums mini
mum 90 per cent A. quality. whites. a.
so: brown and mixed colorS. 1880. (Cur-
rent receipts. 42-43.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
New York Produce

NEW YORK. June lP.-Butter-
1 .094.6 steady, prices UNCHANGED.
Cheese-69l 1896. steady, prices un-
changed.
Eggs-19,41s, steady. New York spot
trading, follow: Midwestern, mixed colors,
fancy heavyweishts. So: fancy large, 81;
extra large. 501s; extra l medium. ~;
45-47; dirties. 43la: checks, 43; whites.
fancy heavyweiehts. So: fancy large. So:
extra l large. 81: extra l mediums, 49;
browns, fancy heavyweights, 62153: d5,3S
extra j medium, 40. -
Nearby-Whites extra fancy heavy
weights. 54a; fancy heavyweights, "a
others. large. SO; mediums, 50H; pullets.
Asa: peeWees. 2S-29: browns, extra
fancy heavyweightS. 55 u: mediums, 6Oia;
pullets, 45; peewees, $3.50.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Hourly Sales On the Fxchange.
l1:0U Am. 400 600 l2 noon 200 600
100 pm. 500 600 900 m 600 600

fUnit Of trading 10 shares. sIn bank
izeo under the Bankruptcy Act, or secur-
tiles assumed by such companies. Rates
Of dividends In the foregoing table are
quarterly or semiannua. declaration Un-
less otherwise noted. special or extra
Elk dividend. xr Ex rights q Also extra
or extras. b Annual rate plus stock 0ivl-
dend d Declared or paid In 1888 plus
able in stock, estimated cash value on ex.
dividend date. Paid or declared so
far this year. b Declared or paid after
paid this year. an accumuiatIve issne
with dividends In arrears. o Paid tfiis
year dividend omitted, deferred or no
action taken at last dividend meeting.
dividend. Liquidating dividend. wi When
issued. KIDS Redistribution. wd When
distributed
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Visible Gruin Supply

Of wheat increased i, ,7s7. 900 bushels to
I9O.5Ss. .O00 bushels this week. the Board
q Tssde oo EsDoFseso os SG cC5n dssFssssd z:
decreased 363, 900 to 9.132. 600. rye de-
creased SO 900 to 3,5OS,OO0, barley de-
creased 14s,O00 to 4,646. 900 and soy
beans decreased $4,000 to 4,o94,OOO.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Metal Quotations

NEW YORK June 2 LR.-Spot non.
ferrous metal prices today: Copper,
Valley. Lead. 13I. cents q pound. New
York. Zinc, IL cents a pound, East St.
Louis. Tin. 94s& cents q pound New
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Odd-Lot Dealings

NEW YORK. June . uP.-The New
these odd-lot transactions by principal
dealers on the exchange for June L:
Purchases of 174,239 shares on 6.3Ss
orders Including s66 shares sold short
on 20 ordere.
Evening star., 1953-06-02
Dividends Announced

NEW YORK. June On.-Dividends
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08

tail lounge, b. The ~ ID one d
the most explosive sines Bikini.
The fight sequences are excit-
ing. and authsntic sincs Rooney
il an amateur boxer. How Hope
coaches him via q T.v oct, and i
walkie tAlkie apparatus has . very
neat touch. with some DINGl
ION Limits" 10 fun Of tummy-
bowls (refine for belly laughs,
some catchy tunes. and bushels Of
situations not subtle In humor, but
extremely well devised, 30 that
improbably Is they are, they seem
plausible. Take the twin black &C.
dan incident In which Hope, urged
BY Marilyn. decides 70 become q
turned worm. He eoes TO work ofi
what he thinks u the sedan IL his
crooked ring pals. breaking win.
downs. scratching the shining sur
face, and finally splashing white
wash all over the car. only %
learn Il belongs TO . general who
drove up when the sansstefs drove
away.
Mickey noonsy, % he pathetic
little soldler with ambition y Be
q top fighter, achieves the diff.
cult balance Il takes % make sym
pathy and laughter III smoothly a.
3 bullet IN Z gun barrel. and his
aim Ii also tine.
Tnke your whole family 70 tkis
rolIicking steam roller Of fun.
BY The by, there's . glimpse a.
old heavyweisht champ Jack
Dempsey O. fight referee. He lnm.
bars around like . trained bear h
The background.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08

lid p.ms q
Program director Paul Sher, In.
troduced Richard simpson, / teach
er of mathematics at The high
school, who is the faculty sponsor
for student council and other
school governmental units.
After luncheon, the student coun.
ell president. Ira SHERMAN, was
introduced by Simpson. He called
on the winning candidates for Inn.
promptu speeches. Bruce Cleare,
one of the defeatees, showed that
his next campaign will probably
be successful. He reiterated 4
campaign speech with promises
in platforms in true political man.
ner, much to the delight Of Ro.
tarians and his fellow junior poll
ticans.
President of Rotary. Nell Know.
les, complimented the growing
UP" of the visiting students and
the Improvement they have shown
especially in being table 10 think
rapidly and clearly while on their
feet
A thank-you letter from Che Wo-
mans Club, concerning Rotary's
gift to the library, was read by
the Rev. Ralph Rogers, and q
notice of participation Id the Arm
ed Forces Day dinner 1t RAul's
was noted.
Several visiting Rotarians, one
from California, were welcomed.
II was announced that Charles
Taylor. delegate from Key West,
was already en- route to the Ro-
tary international Convention
which opens Ia Paris. France. May
II and that Mr.. and Mrs. Curry
Moreno and Judge and Mrs. Aqui-
limo. Jr,. would leave the city nest
Tuesday 10 attend the overseas
convention. Bon voyage was 81.
tended the travellers.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08

hls srshsssra plsy ssF dancing
every ssivrday night.
- q =
Excerpts from 4 Cocktail napkin:
Loud mouths don't have to worry
about the food shortages, they
usually have 70 eat their words.
- -
u yeer hairdc isnf beesmlna
. yeu, yeu'd h4fisr - eemins
10 Deneld's.
= q c
Have q real nice weekend foIka.
and dealt forget that che day az ii
eelcngs b Mem. Make her feel
Ike is Christmas. New Years.
Fourth of July. ana her birthday
Ill ruled up INTO one.
! hear there VIII % Sailing
Races again est ii sssgsbee Esagk.
III l Eot last Wssk we're hrnasss
al . very goo1 dssksng. Better
hsgk tbs week
Dent fsrgst scasr sasupplnr ana
III be sesiag 500 Lar, 5sxoa.
aGsl.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08
Canada May Start
Scaway Alone

WARRINGTON 0-Canada
doesn't want - waste am mere
months Or ysafs" getting started
On the 6. LaWrenee eoaway.
Prime MiniSt1f Louis g Laurea1
says.
So, 10 declared b an hterview
yesterday, his eountcy q s.noe
bluffing'' about eolns ahead alone
Il the U. 8. sim does ~ go .
participate.
St. Laurent had 3ast eonfsrred
with President EIssnhoWes. ~ Aas
another White House sppointmsns
today.
But hs said 10 aad tAe prssi.
dent s'only locked q ~ suhjsei
objectiyely" and 10 eot nsilher
encourag cement mar disccuraae.
ment from ths dlscussicn. !
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08
FORMER KEY WESTER
VISITS COLDBERCS

Renton Boyle, Arthur Murray
dance instructor In New York
City. Is a house guest at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Goldberg,
100 Flaglef. Boyle Il 4 native Of
Key West and was formerly EN-.
ploysd at the First National Bank
here.
He was accompanied 70 Key
West by Nellie Z. Perry, ~. Lau.
derdAls. Mary Moore, Jacksonville
and Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Hamblin,
IT. LauderdAle. The entira party
are guests Of The Goldb1rss.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08

Some people will think am real
nutmeg happy, but honestly it
goes with everything. I've even
had comments on what II does to
squash. Well Spinach with q fancy
French name like spinach la
creme 10 Just hot spinach 10 which
hot cream is added with salt, pep.
per and butter. but 1t goes ooh Ia
ID In French just like that when
you add that touch Of nutmeg.
Told you sol
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08
Maids Night Out

"orp LIMITS" q no ssn
Carries Thsssrs

"osP LIMiTss q shs ssn
Carries Thsssrs
The auto chase, orisinAtlns h
the days Of the Key Stone cops.
hAsn't lost 10 potentiality for the
laush.thrill spssm which convulsss
audiences. That's just one Of The
old Gag situations used In this
Bob Hope Mickey Rooney Mari
lyn Maxwell sidesplittsf, and with
i few modern touches the rsnova-
ton Il completed and completely
funny.
Hops Il . fight manager who
discovers B champ, 1t lang last,
but his pfotsss sets greetings from
Uncle Sam. Two crooked boxing
wheels spring Hopes hub. They
persuad4 him % 90 IN the army.
TOO. % watch over he fighter. The
champ" has 3 habit q breakins
up lamps at he thrust q q dst,
plus othsr psyche tFaiss. and u
tarned down b. the army. hut Ho-
can that's Hope spfinsing Stsf.
nAl) u n. And ~ u 1fickey, q
bAntAmrooster who has y 6As
crow, when Hogan, a. . hoax y
meet the gorgeous Maxwell. says
he'll make him Into 3 champ.
DARK horse, Eddie Mayehod,
pays Oh when be plays d tough
N. r. who has q Napoleonic com
plex. Through various situations,
Just O. complex ana screwbail,
Hope and his shadow boxer b.
come n. P.'s. Duneline through,
they NEST "a Maxwell again n i
might club. Marilyn h noonsy's
aunt In this picture. She win doubt.
less get q vote % the "Aunt men
would Liks Most 70 DO Nephew
TO. /" The riot scene at he cock.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-05-08
MRS. KIRKE 70 FETE
W0M1lN'S CLUB HEADS

Mrs. Wallacs D. Kirke, current
president of the Key West Wo-
mans Club, VIII entertain The Of.
ficers, board members. chairman
Of the various departments u the
club ct q luncheon On Thursday.
May u II the Candle Light Inn.
A business meeting win follow
the luncheon.