Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1953-10-27
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cussing the high cost of living
and one said, Il can't under
stand it! Do you realize that
the money spent for clothes
this year is double that of last
year-and l haven't bought
one earthly thing more than
last ?"
"Oh WE'LL" replied her
friend, Mine cost twice as
much too. But then my hus-
band couldn't afford what l
spent last year, so what's the
difference 2"
BILL
Fellow did a job of hauling
for a man recently and was
requested to submit an itemiz-
ed statement. This is how it
looked, Three comes and
three goes at four bits a went,
6 dollars"
FRIENDSHIP
Old Haywood Snugg, the
Ding-dong Daddy from War
ners Corners, told his girl
friend, Big Nancy, the other
day--"You know something,
gal, 1t occurs to me that about
the closest friends I ever see
is two women mad at another
one at the same timer
To which Big Nancy replied,
"Yea, and about the only thing
women are barred from these
days is fatherhood and the
gents washroomi"
WELL?
Suppose you've heard the
one about the cannibal who re-
Gently got his degree from Ok
ford. Well, if you haven't, he
now eats missionaries with a
knife and fork!"
JUSTICE
Poetic justice is sometimes
accomplished when a man who
would rather play golf than
eat marries a gal who would
rather play bridge than cook!
FUNERAL
Heard about a florist who is
in bad with a family and
bank. Seems he had an order
from bank which was to be
sent to the grand opening of a
store. Bouquet arrived at a
funeral home and friends of
the bereaved were Mortified at
the wording thereon-"Con-
gratulations on your new loca-
toni"
HUMMN!
Marriage is the most expen-
sive way in the world to get
your laundry done for nothing.
TRUE
The way the tax situation
is nowadays-you might just
as well marry for love That's
about all there'll be left any
way. OF course, money is not
the key to happiness but, then
it makes poverty lot easier.
HOLY MATRIMoNY
Seems like every woman
knows where to find the per-
feet husband-he'S usually
married to the woman next
door. And also, when a fellow
finds himself with money to
burn-the fires gone out!
HOLLYWOOD
Wife of a big producer out
in Beverly Hills asked if she
might have her portrait paint
ed by a famous American art
list. "Nonsense," " said the B. p.
"I'1l take you to Europe and
have your picture painted by
one of the Old Mastersw
SOCIALISM
The only places we ever
heard of where socialism real
ly works is in a beehive or an
ant hill.
LIFE
A good idea of how far hu-
mans have come in the world
is best explained by the great
strides in the manufacture of
burglar alarms and atom
bombs.
BUSINESS
OF all the things that are
said concerning business in
general-nothing has ever ap-
preached customer satisfaction
in dealing with the public.
PREACHER
And, 'tis said, there once
was a preacher who was thus
described by one of his par
ishioners- -"six days a week,
the old boy is invisible and on
the seventh, he is incompre-
hensibler"
FUTURE
We suppose that forty years
from now, fathers will be tell
ing their sons, why boy when
I was your age, I was work
ing a forty hour week for a
lousy hundred bucks!"
LAST WORD
Any girl can get man if
she just uses a little come-on