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Evening star., 1953-02-02
hELP---MEN
SALES MANAGER

Qualtf1ed to hire, train. and supervise
10-15 direct sales people for q COM
pany established over so yrs. Posi-
ton includes above-average per-
centaee Of sales. training fee, boz
muses.. and over-writes. adding UP to
= substantial income: Must have
ness. experience, and include phone
number. EDWARD NEVL, Marion,
New York.
SAkESMAN-To sell frozen food to
sgrocers; must know trade and have
car: RE. 7-0723, .RA. 6-3158. -
SALESMAN-Here Is an opportunity
for an ambitious i've wire salesman
with WITH administering ability who is
sfbIiity Of advancement. to sales
manager position: must be reliable.
sober. and Of good character. This
position Is In the building field and
has excellent possibilities. In reply
experience and character references.
Write Box 41-Y, Star. -3
SALESMAN-With car. Manage en-
tire sales Of small local. wholesale
firm. Paper products. packagins,
supplies. Used by every type bust
ness. Salary $50 plus weekly car ex-
person, per lac :.ssa u I st. ne. Cali sun
saLEsMxN afSD Ni-HSoG; FOR real estate once to
expersnee SSe OF reasreS sasneSs
Apply BOSS q PHELPS. INC. 1417
sALksMaN 4 81 aiS: : experienced man " Who
has been successful. to specialize
IN the sale Of farm and estate
SALESMAN. experienced paper mill
supplies, or waste paper. Call on
Mills and industry. Buy and sell.
Car necessary. Salary. expenses.
PgG PPgGnish references flrst letter. Boz
sxIksMASNSa aiGSa ASSaF for local wholesale 10 tooc
products house. to call on. hotels.
restaurants and other institutional
trade. Liberal salary. State full
particulars in reply. Box 146-x,
SALESMAN. young man, to learn
department 0f General Motors
dealer; substantial starting salary
Box 266-Y, Star. "a
SALESMAN-Building mate :ia:' hard;
POSITION at Fails seSfSa; churcn Aop. store' o..
portunity for advancement. Numer-
Gus company benefits. HECHINGER
CO.; CO. Lee hwy. and Hillwood aye
saaEsmSANSMP;ermsa;nent aEaIss mSAnNSrCf; We; position B.
day week, excellent opportunity for
Advancement, must have car, know
city and suburban areas and be
experienced in selling to local re-
tail stores; age 20 to 45. Apply 10
am, to 3 pm. Mr.. Gibbs. WASH
INGTON TOBACCO CO., 1915 3rd
81. ne. q
SALESMAN for local wholesale food
products house to handle telephone
calls with customers among hotels,
restaurants and other institutional
trade; liberal salary; state full par
ticulars in reply. Box 147-X, Star.
q
SALESMAN to sell upholstering and
slip cover services; must be willing
to help promote usiness. VIII
consider giving share Of business to
right man. Must have car. Give
Evening star., 1953-02-02

Salesman: No experience nee
essary in our line. We will
train you. If you do not have
ambition and the desire to
succeed in life, do not an
swer this ad. We are direct
factory distributors and you
will be trained by factory
trained men. Some of our
men earn in excess of $10,-
600 per year. Naturally all
men do not fit into our type
of business. We can tell you
after a short interview if
you have the ability to sue
ceed in our line. We do not
want trif1ers or dreamers.
If you work, you can make
it. The rest of our story will
be told at a personal inter-
view. Car necessary. 10 am.
to 2 pm. No other time.
Capital Sales Co., Fig Bldg,
8641 ColeSville Rd., Silver
Spring, Md.
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MAN (Coloredl

441AN NNO1OICOJ
Not over age 35. to wax and clean
Permanent job. Hours i2-s am. npeI s
days 2 week: Apply MR.. WEAVER.
basement. SIG 18th st. NV. -5
MAN-Good opportunity for
21 to 80, with ambition to Tet
ahead as time and store keeper;
good salary and pleasant workine
conditions: Bethesda area. Mr..
BRODIE, Pooks Hill, "A mile beyond
- Naysl Hospital, Wis. ave. .
YOUNG NAN to represent Ohio firm
necessarS aerSfS prefsl sfssi%asqr no expsr.
car. For appt.. Phone Ii. T-55iS.
YOUNG MAN tic, to learn retail shoe
business. Returning veterans wei
come as applicants experience not
the right man. Fine Opportunity
for advancement; extra Company
HANOVER Ss SHOE nss 7s0 issh' issssha' st. ARpay RI%
YOUNG MAN, colored; good Day.
pleasant neighborhood erocery store
ASsL MARKET. 20o7 lst st. NV.
YOUNG MAN. ambitious. energetic.
willing to work hard for sound fu-
lure IN wholesale and retail tire
c!1nation toward sales work essen
tial. Salary open. SILVER SPRING
I1E1E 5E1Es CORP" 5000 Ga. ave-. .JU.
YOUNG MAN, $3.50. for position in
local division once of national or.
ganization. Hospital laboratory or
medical technician experience de-
sired: 5-day wk., company dement's,
Call Mr.. BURT, LA. 6-6O22. -3
YOUNG MAN, colored, for all
around fountain and drugstore
work; draft exempt; no triflers; must
nave local references; excellent sal
ary. KAY'S PHARMACY, 925 9Th
YOUNG MAN-Excellent opportunit,
to learn paint and wallpaper bust
ness. Good opportunity for right
man. SHERWIN- WILLIAMS CO.,
71Q1 Wis. ave, Bethesda. 3
YOUNG MAN, 25 yrs. of age, with
print shop exper. Apply after 9:30
am. 1917 @ st. NV. BREWOODS.
Evening star., 1953-02-02
MELP--MEN
statesmen
SALES OPPORTUNITIES WITH
LIBBY, McNElLL & LIBBY
GAMERS OF LIBBY'S
100 FAMOUS FOODS


opportunities in Washington,
D. c.. for men 26 to 38 years old
with grocery or allied sales experi-
ence: must have car. This is q
permanent position with salary,
bonus plan, car allowance, company
are locking for eevelopmental men
and will train thoroughly in work
to be done. Our merit rating pro.
gram gives equal opportunity for
promotion and salary increases
based on individual ability. II you
are ambitious and desire to make
permanent sales connection with
canned foods, you will be interested
in investieating this opportunity.
For appointment call. between 8
am. and 5 Pm, District 7-2A52,
ask for Mr.. N. T. McCINN. "a
Evening star., 1953-02-02
SALESMAN

Wonderful earning possibility for am
bilious experienced man. To rep
resent large wholesale distributor Of
nationally advertised lines of sports
wear. underwear. and hosiery.
Protected territory-Marylan West
Virginia. and District Of Columbia.
Our orEanizati tion has been informed
OF this advertisement.
Give full particulars Of past expert
ence. Box 309-Y. Star.
Evening star., 1953-02-02
HELP-MEN
Collection Manager

Large sales finance company with
opening for experienced man; age
Girls, and fieid force required. write
giving outline Of personal history
and experience. Our employees know
Of this ad. Write to Box 36-Y. star.
Evening star., 1953-02-02
HELP MEN tcont.D
rchitectural Craftsman
$6,50O-S7,OOO

many substantial employment bene-
flts: under 40 years. Box 442-Y,
Star. q
Evening star., 1953-02-02

When GnsDeTine advertisement
addressed to Star boTes. do NOT
iilciose original references. photo.
graphs OF other materials OF per.
sonGi raise Copies seTDe the pHT.
pose and originals may get lost
Evening star., 1953-02-02

5ALESMAN WANTED to sell SPICES
to JOBBERS. PACKING PLANTS.
IIMSsTITuTIoNs; sEAEooD DEAL.
STORES, IN WASHINGTON AND
VIC. SALARY and COMMISSION
WR1TE OR PHONE j. o. SPICE &
CURE CO., SA. O841. Ala w. PRATT
GIT RAJ TTMnPE Arm %
Evening star., 1953-02-02

Not over age 35. to wax and clean
floors. Must have l years exper.
permanent job. Hours 1873 am, 5
days . week. Apply MR.. WEAVER.
basement, S16 14th st. NV. IS
Evening star., 1953-02-02
BOOKKEEPER

White, neat appearance, good typist,
must be experienced in double
entry accounting, with good pen
mansi1ip. This position is offered to
q willing worker, interested in re-
nlent. VII work under direct super
vision Of an accountant. 40-hour,
5-day week. Please submit resume
Of past experience including recent
picture, BOX 1i9-X, Star. %
Evening star., 1953-02-02
nELP--MEN

MEN go. white, neat appearing, for
outside sales work; no experience
weekly. excellent opportunity to
earn $7b to 500 weekly after train
ing; good chance for advancement.
Transp. furnished. Apply RIM. $50,
724 9th at N
Evening star., 1953-02-02
HElP-MEN
OFFICE WORKER

YOUNG man. 21 to 80. cashiering and
payroll experience helpful but not
essential. Excellent opportunity for
young man In credit department of
tor. Call ST. 3-O050. Ext. 214. for
interview, "a
Evening star., 1953-02-02

SALESMEN-Openings for statesmen
in Virginia, Maryland and D. c.
Excellent opportunity for men with
sales ability. Must have car. Call
La. 6-5630. Mr.. Mann, for appt.
AMERICA. 1928 New York ave. ne.
- 3
statesmen, exp, for modern retail
store Several good men needed
now for permanent positions in our
sporting goods. luggage. and mems
sportswear depts. Good pay. Ap-
ply in person. Mr.. Nanny. IR-
WINGS. 10th and E NV. --3
statesmen to sell the aristocrat Of
storm windows. for steel. aluminium
easement windows. Also 3-channel
combination screen and storm for
double hung windows. Drawing ac-
counts to right men. CAPITAL
SALES. CO.. Eig Bldg. s641 Coles
Vile rd a
Evening star., 1953-02-02
CLERK-TYPIST

CONTINUED on Next Pags.I
Evening star., 1953-02-02
Shoe Statesmen

1st-class man; good salary; to 20 to
work ct once. Box 273-Y, Star. -S
Evening star., 1953-02-02
AL 7th st. NV.

SALESMAN interested in music;
$600-S1. 200 mo-; S3ec comm. front
money. Car necessary. Telephone
LIB pm. only, TU. 2-0245. --3
SALES REPRESENTATTVES-Youna
men, 21-36, full or part time, for
Alex. area, capable of earning SIOO
wk: and UP. Gail TU. 2-3636 Mon,
SALESMAN - Excellent opportunity
Tor ambitious man to make q per-
manent connection with nationally
known manufacture; qualified mar,
has good opportunity for Substan.
tial earnings and definite poSSibili-
ties for promotion. Apply Z pm,
l305 Rhode Island ave. ne, Il
SALESMAN WITH CAR--Manage en-
tire sales Of small, local wholesale
nrm; paper products, packaging
supplies; used by every type busi-
ness: salary $50 plus weekly car
expenses; yearly bonus" Apply In
person. 149R H st. ne. --3
SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT
full or part time: new modern sta
tion. Apply Monday and Tuesday
ESQ. SERyICENTER. 3444 N.
WashinRtor blvd, Arlington, Va.-2
SEWER FOREMAN
1st-class man; good salary: to 60 to
WORK ct once. Box 273-Y, Star. IS
Evening star., 1953-02-02
SALESMAN

01AAA1O4N4x14N
We are enlarging our home heating
sales department and wish to add q
salesman of definite ability who
seeks permanent and profitable
connection. Man between % and
possibly married. Previous sales ex-
perience desired but not essential,
since we supply a complete course
Of training and personal help and
supervision during starting period
Starting salary. 5000 per mo. Must
furnish car, for which liberal
monthly allowance is, paid plus free
you fit the Job or whether the lob
fits you, phone Mr.. Carson, IA. g.
$500. Interviews confidential and
If necessary, during evening.
SINCLAIR REFINING co.
Evening star., 1953-02-02

YOUNG MEN, 1926
II you would like to earn $3.50 mo.
working in Florida this winter see
Hotel, 18th and NJ st. NV, 10 am.
to pm. Do not phone. A.
YOUNG MAN to learn to make blue
prints. Apply Mr.. Goundry, BAR
Der q ROSS STEEL SHOP, 4th
and Charming SITS. ne. IS
SHOE SALESMAN; must be exper. and
good references as an assistant.
Mems shoes. 915 Penna ave. NV.
RECORD PUBLICATION
tTeekti,y-nseds trsnt,ye alert salesman: At
oot:, oooftT: Editor P. o. BOX SS22." clEs- la
oFPo&fuNfrx-we oIFfRSGaf Sf offer an "a an-
usual rar1 opportunity otO, a Young
salary better ter than IAN 5000 yr.' f.srpsniS paid
vacation, free hosp, free life ins
for interview, BANNER LAUNDRY
4 DRY CLEANING. INC, 9ol
waST DrSSnos9 %AS st. - Alex; y so Va ..s. %
Income; e%ceilent si S VINO eommis.ions nafas %Grs
liberal overwrite; hiring, supervising
small corps direct SaleSmen; pleas
ant connection; old established
farm. industrial roof leakprooflng
Box 1766-WM. Cleveland s, Ohio. =
CALIFORNIA BOUND
Young men, 1926, free to travel
and work this winter; Miami, New
Orleans. California. why stay in,
cold weather? Immediate cash
drawing account and new car
transportation furnished. See MR..
POWELL Cairo Hotel, 10 am. to
p.n Don't phone &c :
Evening star., 1953-02-02

The Munsey Trust Co.
1929 z ST. NV. a
BE1TcS shoS 4 AlntsoH s1Rer lppl1 5 4 Tine p:r.s1 sGr
BEauFicffaN.MEN1c6kIsr IA Fl fsfNRf an A5I - Excel.
sSar' dn ApD1y anS VHN sEH Psos PS aS
sEsurA sEsi AZ. ofhRR3GzTioR 11sR3zi Exper. IS all
types Of hair dressing. Salary open.
Apply HEPNER's. 612 18th st. NV.
BEAUTY. OPERATOR. manicurist;
good salary, 5-day week, no evening
work. FOUNTAIN OF BEAUTY. $40
Wayne ave-, Silver Spring. Nd. JU.
BEAUTY BEAUTY; oPERAToR-Man or. vo-
man with following; 65sS commits
hrs, and supplies. we can furnish
half your customers. downtown shop
II ii3aavyEic' yEic' sta2 Woodward q Loshr0D. soz
Beauty Ar 'sdPi OPERATOR tman or vom-
am. experienced. all around. for
JULES HAIR 'sTYLIST. MARYLAND
studio, Langley shopping Center. s.
MIS- Mission n0u caiI Ge'A Mrs. iA pauRherts. aug e
BEAUTY oPERaToRs for our vsri-
Gus branch salons. Also. manicur- :
list wanted, full and part time. Top
salary and commission. EMILE. 1921
Conn. ave. .
BOOKKEEPER-Experienced. Steno-
graphic experience helpful. Small
ONCE. 44-hr. wk. Phone oV. 3-4574.
--6
BOOKKEEPER-TYPIST excel. salary,
permanent position. Apply ESTHER
BOOKKEEPER full charged and Of
fice manager for women's specially
shop; position requires an alert and
industrious woman with initiative
s. and capaclsy . ioI supIery;lsns ~ ipVen-
proving credit applicants and main
tanning purchases, sales. receivables
and payable records; Arlington resi-
dent preferable. IA. 7-150l. "a
Evening star., 1953-02-02
VOTTNC MEN 1OCR

MEN, over 1S, to work with
mgr. on regular routes. Can earn
500 wk.. to start. Rm. 422, l4O4
New York ave n w q
Evening star., 1953-02-02
YOUNG MAN

To learn credit work in a large
pany benefits; excellent chance for
advancement. Apply Mr.. Winstead,
KENT JEWELLERS. 701 9TH st. NV.
Evening star., 1953-02-02
STORM WINDOWS
DIRECT FACTORY DEAL

Sell Washington's most popular alu-
minum storm windows. Immediate
installation. highest commission paid
on approval. Experience not neces-
sary: See Mr.. Cole, EAGLE ENGI-
TakhnnA PARK Nd e
Evening star., 1953-02-02
RADIO MAN

High school graduate, some radio
servicing or similar technical exper.,
for clearical position, Call
HO. 2-5805
Evening star., 1953-02-02

REAL ESTATE SALEsMEN--House OF
Investment property specialists
Must be Of highest integrity and
ability. This is q career position,
exceptionally profitable to the In
dustrious and offering unusual pro-
motional possibilities with q pro-
gressive. established organization of
realtors; THoS. J. FISHER & CO..
;, INC, 738 18th st. NV. q
REAL ESTATE SALESMAN. - We
need one full-time experienced man
1t once: ONCE is well established
and located in the heart of the
market where you can make sales:
member Of Multiple Listing Service.
RIPLEY q EoMER. Realtors. ~.
REAL ESTATE SALESMAN WANTED
Young man with car, no experi-
ence necessary. Apply in person on
sSee6dsyS; sSe6 Gcnr 10 to IL. Room 14o'
REAL. ESTATE SALESMAN, expert
enced, one who has been successful;
excellent opportunity. BOSS &
PHELPS. INC. 1417 z st. q vi .
Evening star., 1953-02-02

SALESMAN-FURNITURE
Experienced in selling quality furni-
ture to fife clientele: high earnings
possible for right man; excellent
opportunity.
MAYER & co.
Evening star., 1953-02-02
HELP WoMEN Cent?

BOOKKEEPER; preferably with auto.
motive experience; 6-day week, hos
pltaitzation. excellent. working condis
tions. Phone AID. 2.7534, a
BOOKKEEPING MACHINE operator.
Building supplies dealer; will train
II necessary; Va. resident preferred.
I. G. SMITH. INC, ia. 2-4500. -3
Bookkeeping Machine
Operator
REMINGTON RAND es5 ExpER.
To work in progressive appliance
wk. Many company 6enefits. Ap.
ply to Mr.. Ackerman, PHILLIPS,
INC. 937 p st. NV, End door.
BoOKKEEPER AND TYPIsT-Part-
time employment for woman with
right experience Hours made to
suit your convenience. Give. back
ground and salary expected. Box
1hA-X Star
Evening star., 1953-02-02
2 statesmen

Many former vacuum cleaner, storm
window, insulation, encyclopedia
and debit insurance men are often
earning over $50 q day with US in
this repeat business which offers
restricted areas to qualified men.
Confidential. No information can
be divuleeo by phone because Of
nature Of the business. Call JA.
$4,000. bet 1-6 pm. to arrange
an interview. .
Evening star., 1953-02-02
CAR HOPS
CHECKERS-CASHIERS
CIVIL ENGINEER

Experienced in quality food and bev.
erage operation. WaShington's new
est restaurant. Call for appt. RE
T-24l7 MR.. RIBACK, 3
Evening star., 1953-02-02
Office Machines Repairman

typewriter and adding
machine sales agent has excellent
opportunity for Underwood-traine
SerVtceman; good wages and per-
manent position. Call or write c.
z. HAYNSWoRTH, Danville, Va.
Phone 5276. q
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Peters Lutheran Sunday School,
with the program being in
charge of Glenda Norris. REGULATIONS
included: "Jesus, We VIII Quiet Be-"
jamie Ellis; Sharing" Terry Lowe;
promotion Day." MARITIME Line; and
"a Needed Prayer" Tommy Griffin.
1.-The Treasure Chest of The Bible"
was presented by Patsy Line, Larry
Griffin and Clifton Smith, Jr. An
exercise was given by Beverly Wag-
ner, Connie Norris, Marcia Alex
ander, Connie Line and Jerry Crit
fin. The children sang "Jesus Loves
Me" and Il Would Be True" Clifton
Smith is superintendent of the Sun
day School.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Colonel: Tell me now, why do you
refuse this opportunity for officers
training?
Sergeant: Well, sir, I've been in
this army long enough so l don't
mind saluting officers, but I'll be
darned if I'm going to associate with
them as equals.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Farmer to his wife: Now that we've
struck oil, you're going to have to
have some decent clothes.
Wife to farmer: Nothing doing!
I've worn decent clothes all my life.
Now I'm going to dress like other
women.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Mrs. Howard BURNER entertained
the Women's Society of World Ser
vice of the Salem Evangelical Unit
ed Brethren Church on Monday ev-
ening.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Lawyer: Then your brother, take
il, is elderly?
Client: Elderly! He gets winded
playing checkers.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08
Funny Stuff?

Lady Offering her dog a bone)
Speak, Rover.
Rover: What'll / say?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08
Icebox Ban At Annapolis

The Annapolis City Council has
passed bans against abandoned ice
boxes and refrigerators. The ordi-
nance provides that any person
leaving an icebox or refrigerator
outside, or in place accessible to
children, must remove the door, lock
or hinges.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08
Keedysville News

The official visit of the deputy
grand lectrer, Miss Elizabeth Shank,
featured the meeting of Olive
Branch Chapter, Order of the East
ern Star, on Friday evening. A cere-
mony, "The Star-Point Trail" was
presented in Mrs. Shank's honor by
Mrs. Margaret Peyton, Mrs. Nancy
Murfin, Mrs. Mary Garnand, Mrs.
Anna Nicodemus, Mrs. Rachel
Scheller, Mrs. Maude Younkins and
Mrs. Kathleen Ford, A short talk
on Faith" was given by the deputy.
During the social hour, group of
vocal solos were rendered by Ray
mond Ruth, student at Western
Maryland College. The following
numbers were given: did / Re-
member" 1.-THE Desert Song" and
"Bless This House." with Mrs. Ford
as accompanist. Refreshments were
served by Mrs. Anna Nicodemus and
Mrs. Bernice Wolfe. Roses and fall
flowers provided lovely setting for
the occasion. Advance Night will be
held on October IS.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08
nual Conference in York, Pa.

Miss Emma BURNER and Mrs.
Lille Zimmerman were guests at
the twenty-fifth anniversary of the
Dry Run Homemakers' Club on
Tuesday.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Mrs. Meeker: joint
Mr.. Meeker: Yes, dear.
Mrs. Meeker: There's a corner torn
off your pay check. What did you
spend it for?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

mo, what does it look like
well, in most places it looks quite
a lot like Lucille"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Jill: I'll never marry a man don't
love.
Pat: Suppose a millionaire wanted
to marry you?
Jill: I'd learn to love him.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Biology Teacher: What two kinds
of wood make match?
Johnny: He would and she would.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

A man rushed excitedly into the
smoking car of train. "a lady has
tainted in the next car" he cried.
"Has anybady got any whiskey?"
Immediately several TASKS were
brought out. He seized the nearest
one, tilted it back, took a drink, and
returned it, saying, "Thanks a lot.
1t always did make me sick to see
a lady faint"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Promotion Day was observed in St
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Mr.. and Mrs. George Bowman,
of Detroit, Mich, and Miss Blanche
Wyand, were Wednesday evening
dinner guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Howard BURNER Mr.. and Mrs. Bow
man have now returned home, ac-
companied by Mrs. Jacob Young.
Robert Line and Ralph Taylor,
Jr., attended the World Series in
New York City.
Mrs. Sabina Baker and Mr.. and
Mrs. Chester Shaffer were guests
at the Hamby-Hoffman wedding and
reception at the Church of the
Brethren on Saturday afternoon.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Jill: I'll never marry a man don't
love.
Pat: Suppose a millionaire wanted
to marry you?
Jill: I'd learn to love him.
Biology Teacher: What two kinds
of wood make a match?
Johnny: He would and she would.
She: Doesn't the bride look stun
ming?
He: Yeah. Doesn't the groom look
stunned?
The man who says, Il run things
at my house." usually refers to the
lawn mower, the washing machine,
the furnace, the vacuum sweeper
and the errands.
Sailor Sam and Marine Mike were
discussing kissing.
Sam: Amt it unsanitary?
Mike: Yeah, maybe it is. But l
can't think of a nicer way to get a
germ.
'Boo-oo, hoo-oo, you're a brute.
Why do you treat me this way? I've
given you six of the best years of
my life"
eye gads! Were those your best?"
Policeman: Is there anything pc
culiar about your husband by which
he could be recognized in case we
should find the body?
Woman: Yes, he's deaf in one ear.
An American was seated opposite
a nice old lady in the compartment
of an English railway car. For sew
eral minutes he chewed his gum in
silence, then the old lady leaned for
ward.
"It's so nice of you to try to make
conversation" she said, "but / must
tell you I'm terribly deaf"
Have you seen Lucille's new eve
ming gown"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

returned it, saying, "Thanks a lot.
1t always did make me sick to see
a lady faint"
She: Why so thoughtful, dear?
He: l have one dollar over this
week, and can't remember which in
stallment l forgot to pay.
Eleanor: l understand they're
starting a new campaign against
malaria.
Mary: Gee, l wonder what the
Malarians have done now?
The small boy had fallen into the
stream but had been rescued.
Bystander: "How did you come to
fall in?" asked bystander.
81 didn't come to fall in" the boy
exclaimed, 81 came to fish"
Lecturer: The offsprings of a sin
gle rat sometimes number several
hundred.
Voice from audience: Heavens,
what would the offsprings of a mar
ried rat be?
He: You know, drinking makes
you look so beautiful.
She: But I haven't been drinking.
He: No, but | have.
Young man: I've come to ask you
for your daughters hand.
Her father: All right-but take
the one that's always in my pocket.
She: Did you ever sell brushes?
He: No, why do you ask?
She: Well, you'd better get one
quick, and start selling. That sounds
like my husband at the front door.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

She: Doesn't the bride look stun
ming?
He: Yeah. Doesn't the groom look
stunned?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-10-08

Mrs. Lille Zimmerman is visiting
DR.. and Mrs. Carl Hermann and
children of Washington.