Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1953-08-28

a show where prominent personalities were
allowed the privilege OF making nince meat
AimM out Of u Visiting member Of the press
RUSSELL The employment a publication
qualify individual national
International affairs particularly the individual has publishers
political theological TO grind.
When turn ON my teeSon observe the spectacle
u . pretty u
the working Prcss SncenEiy passing loaded questions
some gentleman who "a irving TO do lob against the moat
odds think It's time
other foot.
Maybe they should a Guy
the Spot This would be deal which fcer who
given kicking around in print would be extended the opportunity
putting pertinent queries typewriter pushers
Sible for the mSlgning Turn about fair play.
q newspaper people had TO
Stories do their digging their leg work and do
their keyhOle PPInG Nowadays they have re" 20
their ignorance leg men to their AEne"a
the Telephone stOOIes
few of have ghost sCbcs do the real writing
They get n spot Peer, Probe
thing they tsNiSOn panel show booking
superior smuE SneerinE self. satisfied.
Some of these characters past at the Loaded CUES
purpose panel show the
public Information least that osensby the
percentage
public completely befogged
deliberate injection
to a Higher
sobova ends wrange the Merits Of Planting Butter
Cups 1 January"
has experience that any or writer
continually the Loaded guilty
three things:
l. He's 90 stupid himself that he doesn't know what the
Is deliberately trying to ISSUE
g. He's both stupid and trying to confuse the issue.
80 Of these birds both stupid and NJ the
time guilty Of trying deliberately nis"Ad the people, then s
high time they have to answer som" questions.
PROFESSOR RussE1Ls REPORT ON AMERICAN TE-
MALES u In KInsey)-
Fifty percent Of an American wives married to
The n droanA theyS
Ninety percent single looking
for husbands Five prefer to have mind
One hundred psrcsnt snGIe 81
10 handsome hundred percent
American single females at the Of 20 rich
hundred percent Of an American SnG females at the Of 80
want q
Fifty percent 10 got married
and quit work The other nifty get married and start
work.
nothing wrong with American wives except Amor.
husbands You can't make silk QUE Of
and you can't make q husband . horrible
The AmeE'cAn female can be mad" happy BY three thinEA
Man. Marriage and Mink Coat Give her EoOd man. safe
marriage fair mink and Sho be good sound wife
. satisfied
Tweny five percent Of all American eyes
miDmAn The rest drink COcA-COIA
Sometimes life in this become very complicated
week end Last Saturday nght-Or rather Sunday
ing telephone rang
"TTTo" a voice "Ish thISh MyrTe'"
said I Myrtle number did he want7
Now, Myrtle. Y'can' Kid ThiRh Earl"
After a few ws-chosen words hung up a bang
Telephone rang right back about five
"Who'sh thGh?" the
said the Russell residence" although goodness
dignity the Cubbyoe with the exagEsnE
mite.
I wanna speakta Myrtle Myrtle know yoursh there NJ.
and Drunksy made their minds where they
Bobby sroun' here at PopSh"
For information a
anything happen.
Informed Drunko that my number more tim,
he wouldn't get
The telephone until around a m
when it buzzed again and Drunko
"My1s7"
put telephone receiver on the other
clicked francay and there nothing
Can't help but have the suspicion q
aequantancsship.
Some type Of aIIerEy took Tabatha
haven't been fine fets the days my pepper
come down 10 normal hops 10 you
told to stay sway from Tomato Juice. mAScara,
See you