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The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-12-03

BROWNE Ice Cream Sandwiches
1S make fine after-school or party
treats for the kids. Modern home
freezers and refrigerators with
freezer compartments permit you to
make up batch. wrap them in foil
or waxed paper and keep them for
several days. And modern foods
like pre-packaged ice cream and
cookie mix make this a delightfully."-
easy treat
A block-shaped pint of favorite
Favored ice cream can be sliced
into four sandwich filings. Brownies
baked in shallow pan come out
thin and can be cut the same size
as the ice cream squares. Not only
are they good fun, but they're easy
for small fry to handle without get
ting themselves into too much of a
mess.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-12-03

shaking subject in the magazine
Family Doctor" they declare: For
instance, given a choice of two tun-
nels in the soil, worm will learn
to wiggle down the one that has food
at the end"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-12-03

Brownie Ice Cream Sandwiches
/ 14-ounce package Il cup)
package cookie semi-sweet
mix chocolate pieces
2 pints e-packaged ice cream
Follow package directions for
preparing brownies or use your
favorite recipe. Turn into a creased
15x10x1-inch pan; spread with spat-
ula. Bake in moderate oven (375o)
IL to Is minutes. Cool. Cut into
oblongs 21ax3A inches. Cut each
pint pre-packaged ice cream into 4
slices; place between two brownie
squares. There will be 1 brownie
remaining. Serve Immediately or
wrap in waxed paper or aluminium
foil and place in home freezer or
freezing compartment of refrigera.
tor until ready to serve. YIELD:
8 brownie sandwiches.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-12-03
Hancock Orchardist Suggests County
Advisory Committee On Road Program

Editors The following Dillon prom
Orchardis the County
which he that 12yea road be
the County coincide program advisory
interested able Washington Coans be appointed
study problem regarding
Dllons
the subject the members the County Board
1858 schoolbu An advisory commission
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-12-03
Subject: Worms

Subject: Worms
British scientists have been con-
Quoting experiments to find out
whether a worm can learn from ex-
perience, and they are of the opinion
that it can. Reporting on the world
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1953-05-03

wedding when he lost his memory
in an automobile accident?
No, $1,000 is enough consola-
ton for losing a bride, said the
Connecticut Supreme Court.
Spanking Rich. Is $4,000 too
much for girl to collect for be-
: ing spanked by a millionaire boy
friend?
No, because a girls dignity
suffers more from having such
indignities rendered by a rich
man, said the New York Supreme
Court.
For LOUing Too Well. Must a
boy friend pay $1,000 for break
ing one of his sweetie's ribs in a
hug?
No, because a hug actually is a
gesture festeem, not aggravated
assault. said the Texas District
Court.
auto Fright. Is $3.50 too much
to pay for giving a man a fear of
automobiles by almost running
him down?
It's hardly enough considering
how many automobiles there are
on the streets for him to be afraid
of, said the Washington Supreme
Court.
Scare. Should a bus passenger
get $1,000 for being frightened
sick that his drunken driver
would get him into an accident,
even though he doesn't?
Yes, because it can be just as
upsetting to die a thousand mag
mary deaths as one real one, ruled
the Georgia Court of Appeals.
Lost Smell. Is &,564 too much
to pay a housewife for losing her
sense of smell in an auto accident?
No, because it doesn't begin to
make up for "her inconvenience
in not being able to smell any
of the food she cooks" said the
court. Jose ScHORR
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1953-05-03
WHAT'S A KISS WORTH?

The court had to decide.
Another case was, what
damages for a spanking?
TURIEs are called upon to set
+. prices on many battling tres
passes. Here are some of their
strangest quotations.
Bus Buss. Is ST, 900 too much
for a girl to collect for a kiss
stolen by her bus driver?
No, because "you wouldn't
think it was too much if it had
been your sister or mother that
was kissed" said the Supreme
Court of Wisconsin.
Sisters. If a debutante gets
$4,000 for a broken leg, should a
scrub woman get less?
No, because medical science
has never proven that persons of
inferior social position suffer less
from injuries than members of
high society,"" said the New York
Supreme Court.
No Prirocy. Is $40, 600 too much
for girl to ask for being fright
ened in her bath by a telephone
repairman who entered her
apartment by mistake?
Yes, because the encounter
with the telephone man should
not have given her more than
$500 worth of fright, said the
Maryland Court of Appeals.
Leg Look. Is a scar on a girls
calf too obscurely located TO war
rant paying her $1,000 for the
embarrassment it causes her?
No. because, on the contrary,
some calves get more looks than
faces, said the New Jersey
Supreme Court.
Wife's Value. Should a bride
groom get the $50, 900 he de-
mands for forgetting to 60 to his
Evening star., 1953-12-19

BELLE OF THE COUNTRY CLUB
AREA! new BRICK and STONE
LOT Of better than $4,000 SO. FT /:
TScSSsl' STONE f1REpLAcE. S @ formal GEsiins Ginins
room, large kitchen (has finest OF
MODERN EQUIPMENT, including
Yorktown cabinets: 3 good bedrms.
and 2 colorful tiled baths; secluded
screened porch; an unique arrange
ment Of rooms to suit milady's con-
venience; DAYLIGHT BASEMENT
opens at ground level features
fireplace In the RECREATION ROOM
and full bath! sensible down to-earth
price Of S32, 900 with exceptional
terms! Don't wait until it's sold
drive out and see it TODAY.
Open Sat.-Sun., 1-Dark
Directions: Across Key Bridge, right
on Lee hwy. Rt. .29) to Glebs rd.,
right approx. z blks. to Washington
Coli Col; and Country Club and OPEN
ARLINGTON REALTY
OPEN DAILY. 9 A.M-9 PM.
2212 Wilson Blvd. ia. 7-9300.
Evening star., 1953-12-19
$1,000 DOWN

Gee, this is q neat 3-bedrm. bunga-
low, on large lot, just on outskirts
Of Falls Church; owners have added
so many extras that are included
in sale price of only S12.950. At
tractive $500 40 loan can be as
sumed by you. Taxes are only $9@
per year. and they are included in
payments. Let US show you a nice
livable home that beats the dickens
out of renting. Phone IA. 10000.
Evening star., 1953-12-19
ARLINGTON
No Ups-No Downs

is right on one level! A
3-bedrm., all brick rambler with full
din. rm.. built by one of Virginia's
most popular builders. Iiv. rm. with
firepl., GE equipped kitchen; alumni
mum storm sash. Very desirable resi-
terms or TRADE CONSIDERED. VA
CANT. move right in. Call
ARLINGTON REALTY
OPEN DAILY 8 A,M.-9 Pm.
2212 Wilson Blvd. IA. 7-9300
Evening star., 1953-12-19

BRICK BUNGALOW
Mt. Rainier, near everything. 6 rms.
cant. $500 to 81 900 cash. Might
rent or exchange. OWNER. Ia.
9-7O1O. -21
Evening star., 1953-12-19
GREENRELT

GREENE
$500. full price; low down payment
3-bedrm. brk.. located in wooded
area of est. community. Many or
ganizations and activities for adults
and children. Ideal for family life
Convenient; no furnace to tend. nc
maintenance worries: short walk K
shops. schools. bus, swimming pool
not far from Westinghouse Baltimore
pkwy.; 1Sx13-ft. liv. rm.; stairs tc
attic; sep. din. rm. OWNER, CIR
3-3441 ct Hillside rd. 30
HAMPSHIRE KNOLLs
BRICK BUNGALOW
With picture windows and excellent
view, located in this close in COM
munity. rms, bath, storage attic,
bsmt. with rec. rm.; gas heat. An
chored fenced-side patio. Owner
wants quick sale and will accept
small down-payment. CAN Mr.. McIn-
tosh, EX. 3-2480. Ewes. and Sunday
AID. 2-6565.
FRED A. SMITH co.
Realtors, lib 18th st. NV.
Evening star., 1953-12-19
HOUSES FOR sALE-Mp.
SILVER SPRING AREA
TAKOMA PARK

S20,960
A beautifully situated brick home
| with Sligo Prk on 3 sides and pic
| turesque creek to rear. Features incl.
! 2 rms. 2 baths, recr. rm. and
built-in garage. Ewes. OIL. 2-6065.
PHILLIPS, CANDY g. FULLER. INC
| ST. 3-24OO. 1O12 18th st. NV. 30
Evening star., 1953-12-19
LEE FREW PLATT
CLOSING OUT
REMAINING CAPE GODS
$17.950

RamblerS, $16,500 and SIS, 500
$3.50 DOWN-$85 MO.
Four-bedrm. brick, u baths. CT and
non-GI financed With fireplace, din
ing rm., full bsmt. with outside entr.
and transp. In this location we also
have NEW BRICK RAMBLERS, 3
bedrooms. ] u baths. full bsmt., at
S16,500 and S19.500.
OPEN l TILL DARK
To reach: Out Wis. ave. to George
town Prep. right on Strathmore.
left at Flanders ave. to Garrett
Park Estates and sample house.
E. I. SMOLEN, REALTOR
JU. 7-5511
Evening star., 1953-12-19
CT
Total Cash Required
WOE0

Covers down payments and settle
ment chgs., mo. payments, $48.73,
plus taxes and ins. 2 bedrms., gas
heat. aluminium comb. windows and
outer walls. Comp. fenced level lot,
cute outbldgs. for shop or storage.
on street prkg.. lot 50x140. ! blk.
to sch. or Shpg. area Taxes, $50.
One carfare to D. C. Priced, $9,750.
PHILLIPS H. CLARK
WA. 7-11S2. WA. 1867
Evening star., 1953-12-19
HOUSES SALE-MD. Cont

WOODMOOR SECTION - Charming
Cape Cod. brick. det; bedrms., ga
baths. den. Law. on lst a.; lge. rec.
rm., screened porch; home in per-
feet cond.. only yrs. old; close to
all eonveniences; q real doll house
Only $29.500. Cali LEGUM &
GERBER REALTY CO.. EN-. $4,000
sEvES-RM. BRICK, 4 bedrooms. 2s
baths; garage; close in; $25, 700.
491O Hampden lane OIL. 4-5841.
SI2,25O, 81 $50 cash. balance approx.
$96 monthly including taxes-Two-
bedrm.. brick rambler; ige. storage
attic, frepl., storm windows, WOOD
MOOR AGENCY. INC. JU. 9-5555
NEAR MRS. Mrs KS, s1e,e5o-pesirsble
3-bedrm. Cape Cod. Liv. rm.. fire.
place; din. rm.. kit, storage rm.,
bsmt., breeZeway, gar. WOODMOOR
AGENCY, INC, JU. 9-5555 til
8 pm.
SMALL CASH REQUIRED for this
fine 2-bedrm, full-basement home
on fenced lot: Silver Spring area;
partially finished recr. rm. Payments
arranged to suit purchaser. Call
nowl LO. 5-2S00. HUGGINS g.
HARRISON. INC. 20
Evening star., 1953-12-19
HOUSES FOR sALE-MD.

BEAUTIFUL PREWAR center hall
family-size din. rm., eauipt. kit,
screened porch. 2nd mr.. 8 large bed
rms. and bath: full bsmt. with 2
large rms. and shower; h.-w..ou b.
Lot, 75x200. $4,000 with $4,000
down.
BURCH REALTY co.
TO. e-59e2 It'll 8 pm. After 8 pm.
WA. 7-5641. HA. 2-6S91. JU. 2
11hQ HA 2-2nh2 -20
Evening star., 1953-12-19
PRINcE GEORGES COUNTY

CHEvERLY HILLS-very picturesque
det. brk., has living rm., dining rn.,
kitchen. screened living porch, 3
"twin-size" bedrms.. bath, 1st-floor
powder rna, built-in garage. Lot 75
must be sold By Jan. is. Ewes. Mr..
SSTgEs %Sf3Ss hssltoT, f0i ISIS ( St. GSA- NV,
SSE@ SfseSR'1 pGaTT. GSTf Gi' 70. s7Sis until E
HyRTTsy1rLE, s R;Hi ssth ave.-stone sS
Colonial det brick, b.i. gar; 1st a.,
bedrm.. bath. firepl,,, scr: porch; End
I;,. a.. 4 bee bsdrms:, bath. Reduced dug for
81 % debt s Arent ssss Be iash es6sSs sSCo so ieaf
HYATTSvILLE HILLS - Open sat-
Sun. 54O6 .39th ave. Newly dec.
5-rm. brick BUNGALOW. lge. I'm. attic.
bsmt.. gar, porch; nr. parochial,
Hon HS6lle s'sSos sssoo ct dcwn. john s0wa f.
LANDOVER HiLLSW$S5o dn., $67
mo-. CT approved. 2-bedrm. bunga-
Vacant. JOHN II. JOHNSON. WA.
IANDovER 1lsSeSl H1L1s-A..rae.. Z story,
bedrms., Incl. porch. recr. rm. in
full-size dry, bsmt;. alum: storm win
dows throughout; lot, 65x125. Three
sfs sas sshoe Sa owAER AEfSme Il 1Ssn w% E9r
MARRLBoRoWsstone bungalow, va
cant. lovely. like new. with h-acre
land. Three nice bedrms.. fully
equipped kitchen, full basement oil
heat: FHA I'm financed See See this this. and !, :.
ST. At ts-75ses; 5 ewes. I Eu. S7sIs SesAPdii I'll
TEMPLE PiM; Hills. h1Iss She Md. 5sos. 526S, S
5211 Janice lane-Brick Cape Cod,
s.45as: 5%s: evss Will m fsll ,.Soss ST trade. 20.
UNIVERSITY PARK, 4ois Reechwood
CT, $500 dn. Non-Gi. $4,000 dn.
6-rm. brick. rec. rm.. gar, bsmt;.
powder rm; corner lot. JOHN H.
JOHNSON: WA. 7-5O5O. go
sundayMEc;veiy : brR. So'c Cape Cod. z
bedrms. down. 1 dorm. style I'm. rm.
upstairs with plastered walls; sep.
din. rm:, bsmt. $13,950. JOHN H.
JOHNSON. WA. 7-5Q50. 30
HANDY MAN? Buy like rent. S175
dow down ! INCLUDES age settlement charges,
bungalow in Carmody Hills. Vacant.
9-1876 till 9 pm. 30
NEARBY MD. = 2 acres, on Penna.
R.R.; fine 7-rm. home, garage,
chicken houses, barn: owner must
sell. Reduced for quick sale to
$13, 500. Terms. LOUIS MILLER,
Realtor, UN. 4-2723; ewes. WA.
ss7S Down, s71:15 per month G for
vet. Immaculate brick rambler In
popular Radiant Valley, 5 rooms,
huge 12x2O screeend porch, GI ap-
proved. $13.500. Call today. WA.
1890 1890 - III IL 8 pm. ROBERT s.
PRICE REDUCED TO Sl3.95O-Name
your own terms. Practically new g.
mr.. the Cheverly Theater. Call to-
day. WA; ?,3900: til 8 Pm. ROB
ERT s. DAVIS & co. 5S04 Balti-
NEAR CHEVERLY-6 very large rms,
very large lo5 with trees; $500 to
1000 cash. Vacant. New cond
Might exchange or rent. OWNER.
Ia. 9-7010. --21
Evening star., 1953-12-19
eHousEs FOR sALE-MD.
REnIICEn AGAIN

Only $16.e5O for this 4-bedrm., 3.
bath brick Cape Cod in Kensington;
bedrm. and bath on first d., sep
din. rm.. full daylight bsmt., shaded
lot, excel. cond. Owner transferred
$4,000 down. LO. 6-4153 ewes. la
Evening star., 1953-12-19

MORN1NGS1DE VILLAGE
bungalow. Two bedrms.. 1st fioor;
expan. attic. Purchaser to assume
4eo CT loan; must sell by December
20; owner transferred. Call Mr..
Gribble, ST. 3-736S: eyes,, LU.
4-2462, ATLAS REALTY CO. 30
NO SETTLEMENT CHARGES
S13.950. assume CT loan--Two-bed-
room brick ;s; rambler separate s,tnh Din
en- with Bendix, aluminium storm
windows and screens, huge screened
in porch. radiant heat, Anchor
fenced play yard, expansible attic
Low down payment, will consider
Radiant Valley, AP 7-3O62. 30
Evening star., 1953-12-19
STORES FOR RENT

EXPERTS AGREE, $3.50
Per month is cheap for this desirable
location, at 710 7th st. NV, nr. G;
excel. spot for any retail business
or luncheonette. MR.. PElL. Ii.
1854 30
Evening star., 1953-12-19
PROMOTED

with more responsibility. You must
uphold this standing and live &C.
cordingly. This residence carries
with it real prestige Long. low,
U-shaped rambler, with delightful
living porch 11x20, screened in sum-
mer, Elassed and heated for winter
facing 15O-ft. terraced rear garden;
dow, f1repl.. built-in bookshelves
and 3 exposures; separate din. rm.
11x13; modern kit. equipped with
dishwasher. 2 excellent appliances
and many, many cabinets; 8 delight
full bedrms.. 2 tile baths; stairway
to attic; sparkling white bSmt.
on q 75x200-ft. level lot: refined
neighborhood. Priced for immediate
sale at $4,000. Phone for appt.
at IA. 10000.
Evening star., 1953-12-19
EDWARD F. FRY co.
Owner-Builder
OIL. 4-5212 724O Wis. Ave

BetheSda-Greenwich Forest
LARGE BRIGHT ROOMS
Distinctive fine quality, brick Colo
NAL. in excellent condition. All lst-
d. rooms open of wide-through CEN
ter reception hall. 4 BEDROOMS,
BATHS ON end FL; additional
hedrmS. in finished attic; Gear ga
rage. Magnificent wooded lot. Select
n community of individually designed
properties. Excellent financing. Price,
S32.5O0. Splendid home. ONCE open
Sun.
Town & Suburban. EN-. 2-94OO
Evening star., 1953-12-19
$500

Is all you need to purchase this new
brick rambler; 3 bedrms., lge. tile
bath. hot-water heat. is an unusual
feature on these terms; excellent
kit. you can really move around in;
stairway, to storage; large corner
wooded lot; Hurry. can't last. Cal
Real Estate Service, Inc.
Multiple Listing Realtors
4763 Lee Hwy. OF Glebe. IA. 10000
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
SERVICE AT FIRST CHURCH
OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
235 N. Potomac Sc.

The inconsistency of man made of
the earth, earthly, and man in the
image and likeness of God will be
shown. and the remedy given, in
the Lesson-Sermon on the subject,
Man." at the HOO o'clock service
on Sunday morning.
The positive assertion of Gods
creative will is stated in the Golden
Text, "And God said, Let us make
in our image, after our likeness"
II will abide in thy tabernacle
forever: / will trust in the cover of
thy wings" from Psalms 61:4, is
among Bible passages to be con-
sidered.
"The Scriptures inform us that
man is made in the image and like
ness of God. Matter is not that
likeness. The likeness of Spirit can
not be so unlike Spirit" is a brief
correlative citation from Science
and Health with Key to the Scrip
lures, by Mary Baker Eddy.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

die or they may live on, held in
check by the police cells.
If the body defenses are weakened
by illness or some special strain, the
captive germs may break out and
spread through the body slowly or,
sometimes, explosively. This means
real trouble, actual disease.
The tubercle bacillus can infect
practically every part of the human
body, but prefers to set up head
quarters in the lungs. The first in
lection with TB germs usually slides
by unnoticed. Even when the dis
ease breaks out, it may work quietly
in the dark with few warning symp-
toms for months or years. When
symptoms appear, the disease may
be in an advanced stage, difficult to
cure.
But there is a ray of light that
can penetrate the dark recesses of
the body and find TB even in an
early stage. tuberculosis cannot
hide from the invisible light of the
X-ray. Thousands of people are
alive today because, with the aid of
X-ray photographs, the disease was
diagnosed before it was too late for
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

Patient: Yes, do.
Psychiatrist: And when does this
occur?
Patient: When I'm talking on the
telephone.
Cop: And how did the accident
happen?
Driver: My wife fell asleep in the
back seat.
Dad, are political plums raised
from trees?"
mo, son-by expert grating"
What did your wife say when you
came in drunk last night?"
Nothing. And I was going to
have those two front teeth pulled,
anyway"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
Sergeant: Iron or coal?

Judge: Your wife charges that you
haven't spoken to her in five years.
Why is that?
Man: I didn't think 1 ought to
interrupt
Customer: What kind of pie is this?
It tastes like putty.
Waitress: That must be our apple
pie. The peach pie tastes like glue.
She: Why do you always keep one
arm free when we neck?
He: Some day hope to own a car.
Goodness, George, this is not our
baby. This is the wrong carriage"
Shut up! This is better carriage
than ours"
She: Are you on the rowing crew?
He: No, I'm not.
She: Then stop stroking.
Customer: Your dog seems to be
very fond of watching you cut hair.
Barber Yeh. Sometimes l snip
off bit of ear.
Auctioneer: How much am l offer
ed for this bust of Robert Burns?
Man in crowd: That's not Burns.
It's Shakespeare.
Auctioneer Qaughing) Well, folks,
the jokes on me. | guess I'd better
study the Bible a little more.
Dad, what's the difference be-
tween opera and horse opera?"
''In opera, the william gets stabbed
and instead of dying, he sings"
"You say your wife changed after
you were married."
Eyes, my habits, my friends and
my hours"
Teacher: If your mother gave you
a large apple and a small one and
told you to share with your brother,
which apple would you give him?
Boy: You mean my little brother
or my big one?
Doc: I'm afraid your wife's mind
is completely gone.
Husband: Don't doubt it. She's
been giving me piece of it for years.
Psychiatrist; Do you ever hear
voices without being able to tell
who is speaking or where the voices
are coming from?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
Health For All
Column Sponsored BY
Maryland tuberculosis Asso.
Light on TB

Light on TB
Many of mans worst enemies
prefer to live in the dark. They're
not SO dangerous when the light is
turned on. tuberculosis, the No.
killer among infectious diseases, is
one of these.
The ideal living conditions for the
TB germ, the tubercle bacillus, are
found in the warm, moist, dark shell
ter of the human body Supplied
with food from the tissues, the
bacilli thrive and reproduce The
body defense forces attempt to i'm
prison the germs, building net
work of cells and fibers around the
area of infection. The germs may
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
Church Nems
DEVOTIONAL
BROADCASTS

WEI, Monday through Friday
1915 a. m, Morning Devotions,
DR.. L. Boyd Hamm.
WEI, Saturdays, 100 p. m, Sun
day School Lesson.
WJEJ-Wednesday, 1.-THE Minister
Visits: 1870 p. m. Monday, Rev,
Charles f. LeFew; 100 p. m. Wed
nesday, Rev L. Boyd Hamm; 1870
p. m Friday, Rabbi David Schwartz.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
ZION EVANGELICAL
AND REFORMED CHURCH

Corner Potomac and Church Streets
The Church School meets at 9:45
a. m.
Morning Worship will be held at
11:00 a. m. with the minister, Rev,
Robert w. Delp, delivering the ser
mon on the subject, "a Young Man
Who Failed"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

The Military Sea Transport Serv-
ice carried more than 100000 (M)
passengers and more than 821 900
tons of cargo for the Army during
the past year.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

recovery. Every adult should have
a chest X-ray with his annual physi-
cal examination to make sure that
TB isn't hiding in the dark.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
ST. PAUL'S METHODIST
CHURCH
N. Potomac, near FRANKLIN

The Church School, with classes
for all ages, meets at 9:45 a, m. on
Sunday.
At the morning worship service at
1900 o'clock. the minister, DR.. j.
Turnbull Spicknall, who has re-
turned from his vacation, will be in
the pulpit.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

Bob: l went for a ride with a
stranger last night.
Sue: Where did he hail from?
Bob: From the cutest convertible
you ever saw.
Judge Ito witness): What do you
mean you can read figures but not
words?
Witness: Well, y'r honor, y'know
them signs along the road? l can
read how furto but not whurto.
my Dad is an Eagle, a Moose, an
Elk and Lion" Dragged the little
boy.
"Yeh?" his friend exclaimed, won
deringly. "How much does it cost
to see him?"
Mother, what's a second story
MANI"
'Your father. If 1 don't believe
his first story, he always has a sec
ond."
Bank Teller: Look here, Zeke,
we've been honoring your checks
signed with two "Xs" for long
time. Why, now, the third 'X"?
Zeke: Well, 1 got married to a girl
with social ambitions and she says
l got to have a middle name.
Sergeant Ito new recruit, fresh
from college,: What are you doing
here behind the barracks?
Recruit: Procrastinating, sir.
Sergeant: Okay, just so you keep
busy.
Irate customer: Why didn't these
$40 shoes hold up better?
Shoe store clerk: Well, madam, all
the good leather these days is going
into steaks
Brooklyn sergeant: What did you
do in civilian life?
Private: Worked in Des Moines.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
ST. PAUL'S EVANGELICAL
UNITED BRETHREN CHURCH
Franklin and Locust Streets

Sunday School will meet at 9:45
o'clock.
The morning worship service will
be held at HOO o'clock on Sunday,
with the sermon being delivered by
Rev. Joseph H. Yeakel, assistant pas
tor, on the subject, Truly 1 Per-
ceive."
Infant children will be cared for
in the nursery during the worship
service
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
THE PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH

Cor. Washington and Prospect SITS.
The sermon subject of the min
lister, Rev. J. Russell Butcher, at the
IL o'clock service on Sunday morn
ing will be ''The Marks of Disciple
ship"
The Sunday Church School will
meet at 9:45 a. m.
There will be no evening service.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03
Funny Stuff?

Bob: l went for a ride with q
stranger last night.
Sue: Where did he hail from?
Bob: From the cutest convertible
you ever saw.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

Brooklyn sergeant: What did yo
do in civilian life?
Private: Worked in Des Moines.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

Psychiatrist: Do you ever hear
voices without being able to tell
who is speaking or where the voices
are coming from?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1953-09-03

Doc: I'm afraid your wife's mind
is completely gone.
Husband: Don't doubt it. She's
been giving me piece of it for years.