St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1953-08-28

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NELL RUSSELL The employment publication
does not automatically qualify individual expert
international affairs particularly the individual publisher
political or theological AK to grind.
my televson spectacle of
character who pretty lunkhead
of the working sneerngy passing loaded questions
gentleman who is trying a job against the
tremendous odds think it's time for the shoe to be tried on the
other foot
Maybe they Gu,
Spot a who has beef
of putting pertinent the puhers
sible for the maignng. Turn about is fair play,
There a when newspaper people to write
stories do their digging their work
keyhoe peepng they
their ignorance leg TO their azness
rearies the telephone sooues the
few of EN- have ghostscrbs do the real writing
They get soft spot Peek. Peer Prod Probe first
thing know they tecvison show looking
superior Snug, sneerng self satisfied.
Some of these characters masters the Loaded
ton The of this of panel show to give the American
public nfomaonor least that ostensby the
public completely confused The real
vagares
discussion the "Re-Armament the
sobova ends wrange the Merits of Planting Butter
Cups in January"
my experience any newspaper person or write
who resorts continually to the Loaded Question guilty
three things:
1. He's stupid that he doesn't know what the
He deliberately trying to he issue.
He's both stupid and trying to confuse the issue.
So some of these birds both stupid and at the
time guilty trying deliberately misead people,
high time they have to answer some questions.
PROFESSOR RussErLs REPORT ON AMERICAN rr
MALES Ia In Knsey)-
Fifty of all American wives married
The others dream can't theys
Ninety five percent single looking
for husbands Five percent prefer mind
One hundred percent single n
Is a percent Of all
American single females the
Fifty percent al to get
and quit work The other nifty percent get married and start to
There's nothing with American wives except
husbands You can't make a purse a
and you can't make a husband n horrible mistake
The American female be happy by things A
Man. Marriage n her. good man. safe
marriage ar mink and she'll be good woman sound wife
and a satisfied mate. .
Twenty five eyes at
milkman The rest drink Coca-CoIa
Sometimes life in this very complicated on
week end Last Saturday nightor Sunday morn
ing, the telephone rang '
"HIlo," a voice. hish Myrtle ?"
I said it Myrtle and number did he want7
Now Myrtle Y'can kid Thsh Earl"
After few wellchosen words hung with bang.
Telephone rang right back later.
"Whosh thish ?" the
although goodness knows tc
dignity Cubby exaggerang
It speakta' Myrtle yoursh there Me I
Bobby er aoun here at Whispered consultation while
and Drunkey made up their were Nee \
Bobby here Popsh".
For information Pops neighborhood
informed Drunko my number one more time
he wouldn't get an
The telephone until around a. m
when it buzzed again Drunl,o with:
'hdyrle?"
put Mr. Russell the telephone
clicked anteay and there nothing but the buzzng the
Can't help but have the Myrtle lady
acquaintanceshp.
type alergy Aunt Tabatha here so
haven't been in fine ete the
come down to normal hope to you
told to stay away from Tomato juice mascara etc
See you next