The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1953-02-02


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Well there was no getting ..
way from IL, . finally had to
have that EIeetrolvx demonstra.
fionl What's more, . insisted that
fhe sky blue pink car be parked
smack dab in front Of fhs house.
No use 70 let ths neishbors think
someone else was suffering
through This. Especially not after
oil the snide remarks ! have
been making.
First Of all. I didn't sweep The
floor all week. LET him do ell
ihs work." ! thought. "Ais darn
old sweeper probably WON'T take
II ell up anyhow. and then he
will know what have TO con-
tend with" LET Riley sleep oil
over the couch and fine dark
green chair. encouraged But
TONS TO scratch few fIsas on the
other chair, and even bUlIied fhe
gold fish into sddins . few
spIashes on the drapes. Then do
YOU know, that Eleetrolyx man.
that Mr.. Lvbinsky, soIsmnIy
dragged ell that swesome equip
Ensnt into fhe house, looked o.
round, and then went around
sprinklins sand, lint, and fhs
Lord knows what oil kind Of cook
on my already dirty housed What
. gIvtton for punishment. Then
he plugged HE wire in and set
TO work. He had more sadssfs
10 atssch onto that funny locking
tank than . magician, and what
he did 10 that dirty house was
pure magic roo. also found that
my big objection TO On Electro
lux Or any tank type sweeper
had been overcome. Simply by
setting fhs tank in HE middle Of
the floor. you can reach any corr
nsr Of the largest living room
without moving IL an inch. Well
he got done cleaning, and then
he de-flea.sd fhs eats, sprayed
paint on ths porch chairs and de.
odorized smelly old closet.
Thar does II folks. Like TO rent .
brand new EIsetrolux7 Well gee.
! have 10 find some way to pay
for itl
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Ever get something so cute you
get to thinking, ''well gee, wish I'd
thought of that, That's exactly
what happened while I was sick
when | received card from Ber-
ME and Ralph Dickson, my Beach
comber cousins. This was a sill
nouette of a patient on a cot and
three surgeons, one with meat
cleaver. one with knife and one
with saw all ready to operate. Un-
Ter it the cleverest poem of this
Dr. any other season.
"And make it funny" the lady
said
With those three bumps on the
top of her head.
Could 1t be knowledge from
whence they came?
knowledge of other folks bust
ness game?
Well finally too much laid her
low
To the lair of the sawbones she
had to 60
Wen soon know the reason for
so strange knot
Camels or brains, or well, just
what!
This here now poem was only
signed PHI. viii PHI please come
forward. Donald and would sure
like to meet her or him! Anyhow
thanks to the Dicksons for their
kind thoughts. It's little things like
that that make q hole in the head
easier to bear.
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Hot cakes ana Ham or frixrIed
bacon ere real nice TO have a.
anY time. and sure were acod
the other morning when ! went
cut 10 the sissbes snasksry for
. late breakfast. Aunt Jemims 10
really seisine . run for her mo-
nsy In Phil cut ~ HE Sgsekery.
He wislds . mean pancake turn.
Or. ard mikes them himself.
When nlns were served W with
three pats u butler snd . whole
pitcher 81 syrup I thought I
wovldns ever be able 70 DIG
down - Ire bottom u HE pile.
but they were 80 dosseps seed n
didrt take lens. ard with rye
cups 81 coffee yet.
Fer q seed rib ssieklng break.
fast fer oil The Navy guys out ~
Sisshee Park. Or . snack. -
meal I might say 81 esdtime, hot
cakes n'hsm lust cart be beat.
would also like 10 report that
! have heard trem vsrieus sevr.
ess mat ihsrs are no larger or
estfsr sedss and sundsss 10 30
had anywhere han cut a. the
Sisseee Snaskssy. This sEsold 30
seed news 70 the Basketball
sFewd these evenings.
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A few household shortcuts are
never amiss. and hers are a few:
To keep q recipe card clean when
ia use. stick il between the tines
NJ dinner fork ard set me handle