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Evening star., 1953-01-11

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The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
WHY NOT GIVE PEOPLE A
REPORT ON THEIR AFFAIRS?

Charlotte, N. c., NEWS
There came across the desk
the other day a small, rfour-page
printed folder addressed "to the
owners of Carteret County,
1t was a simplified version of
the financial statement furnished
the Board of County Commits
sioners by the County auditor,
and it was mailed to all tax
payers along with their 1858 tax
statements.
Among other things, the PAM
phlet gave brief review of Car
teret's recent financial history,
explained how the spending bud
get is divided, and listed the
assets and liabilities of the coun-
ty government.
This week the City of Green
vile, S. c., made a considerably
more elaborate presentation to its
taxpayers. An eight-page tab
loid supplement of the Greenville
Piedmont reported in full detail,
with many charts and pictures,
on the city's first year.
Both reports treat the tax
payers as stockholders in a pub
lie enterprise, and seek to en-
list their understanding and sup
port in the problem of financing
needed public service.
We pass this information along
to other governing boards as a
suggestion that they go and do
likewise.
The inherent strength of dem
ocratic government is derived
from the information that the
people have about their govern
ment. On day to day basis. the
newspapers report on public af-
fairs as comprehensively as time
and space permit. But it would
be a good idea, once a year, to
put together concise summary
of local government activities,
written in the language of the
layman, and distribute it to each
stakeholder in the County.
Such a policy, we are quite
confident, would produce divi-
dends in terms of better under
standing and stronger support
for those public services furnish
ed by the local governments.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
NYLON CAN BE THE ANSWER
TO A TRAVELLERS PRAYER

If members of your family are
among the thousands who are
looking forward to a trip within
the next month or two, you've
probably been worrying about
what to take in the way of cloth
ing, and how to go about this
business of packing.
If you have done much travel
ing recently, you and nylon are
probably old friends by now, but
if not, here's a tip from Julia
McIver, State College extension
specialist in textiles and clothing,
that may solve a lot of your
packing problems.
Nylon, miraculous fiber made
of coal, air and water is a life
saver when you're trying to keep
your baggage to minimum and
when you don't want to be both
cred about pressing every time
you change clothes.
Shirts, blouses, dresses, and
lingerie made of nylon may be
washed and dried in record time
and nylon's non-ironing quail
ties are an answer to the travel
er's prayer.
Nylon articles usually cost a
little more than those of other
fibers, according to Miss McIver,
the long wearing qualities and
ease of care offset the extra cost
One point to keep in mind
when laundering nylon clothing,
however, is to be certain never
to wash them with colored gar
ments. Nylon can easily pick up
almost any color during washing.
A lot of people feel that nylon
should be treated just like rayon
that it should only be washed
with very mild soap suds and
cool water. Such is not the case.
Hot water is not injurious to
nylon, in fact, nylons will be
much whittier and brighter if
laundered with reasonably hot
water.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
MRS. ALICE E. WHITE DIES
IN HIGH POINT MONDAY

Mrs. Alice E. White, age SO, of
High Point, died at the Winston
Salem Nursing Home at 4:30 o.
clock this week.
She was born December 8, 1864,
daughter of the late Carowan Brin-
son IN Pamlico County; she was
married first to the late Jesse B.
Parsons, and following his death
she was married to Theophilus
White, who died in 1910.
She moved from Plymouth to
High Point in 1851. She spent
most of her life in the pioneering
and establishing of the Church of
Jehovah's Witnesses.
Surviving are one. daughter: Mrs.
Yuma B. Davis of High Point; two
brothers, w. c. Brinson of Bel
haven and ]. j. Crimson of Arapa-
hoe, N. c.; and one sister, Mrs.
G. A. Conner of Belhaven.
Funeral services were held Sun
day afternoon at 200 o'clock from
the Paul Funeral Home, and bur
ial in Oakdale cemetery.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
ROndhLOck
MRS DELPHINE D. PUGH OF
WANCHESE BURIED SUNDAY

Wanchese lost one of its best
known and well-loved citizens.
Mrs. Delphine Daniels Pugh,
member of prominent family
died Friday afternoon in a Nor
folk hospital, and was buried
Sunday in the Cudworth Gene
terry at Wanchese. She was the
widow of the late Charles w.
Pugh, a retired lighthouse keep.
er, who for some so years
was active in Wanchese Masonic
lodge. Her parents were the late
Capt. John Thomas and Mary
Wescott Daniels of Dare County.
She was II years old and had
been seriously i'll for IL days,
She was member of Wan
cheese Methodist Church and
member of Wanchese Lodge 179
OES.
Surviving are four daughters,
Mrs. Richard Gray of Wanchese,
Mrs. Cecil McDougall OF Wash
ington, D. c., Mrs. Willie D. Bry-
an of Alexandria, Va, ard Mrs.
Mary Wooten of Wanchese; two
sons, Edward S. Pugh of Eliza
beth City and Charles L. Pugh
of Norfolk; two sisters, Mrs.
Mary Lee Dyke and Mrs. Myrtle
Prince of Newport News: one
brother, ]. Daniels of Newport
News; Is grandchildren and %
great-grandchildren.
Funeral services were conduct
ed from the Wanchese Methodist
Church Sunday afternoon at 2:30
o'clock by the Rev. c. w. Guth-
RE, pastor.
Gus Montague, George Albert
Daniels, Woody Fearing, Brad
dy Fearing, Wilbur Daniels and
H. L. DAVIS were pallbearers.
Burial was in the Cudworth
Cemetery
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

JUDGES VS. POLITICS
Dunn Dispatch)

NOuIlIl D1SpdICIlJ
In our opinion the post of a
Judge in North Carolina whether
he be a city judge or on the
State Supreme Court Bench
should be an appointed position
for at least ten years and then
the jurist should not be able to
be renamed.
Take a ten year term, a fifteen
year term or even twenty years.
Take your pick but take the job
of Judge in North Carolina out
of politics.
The whole Judge business in
the nation ought to be on some
thing like the same basis that
the Federal Judges are on.
AS long as they do nothing
wrong they stay on the bench
and don't have to worry about
politics or elections or appoint
ments. Therefore they can do a
conscientious job without worry
ing about making any one mad.
Not that most Judges don't try
to do a good job but psychology
cally it is bad thing for man
to have to pass judgment on hu-
man beings that may be voting
for or against him in the next
election or who may have some
thing to do about the reappoint-
ment of the jurist.
We believe that the Legislature
in North Carolina could do no
better than to pass a law which
would not require a judge to run
for reelection or to worry about
being reappointed again within
ten years at least.
There is another angle to this
too. Just at the time when the
jurist really starts learning the
ropes in a big way he is kicked
off the bench and a green jurist
is put in his place and the learn
ing process starts all over again.
A jurist was never meant to be
elected. Certainly it seems rid
iculous to us, for instance to
make the Judges on the Supreme
Court, the highest court in the
state, run in a political race.
There is no place in politics
for judgeships and we would like
to see them taken out.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
DARE All DRESS REVUE
SET FOR JULY Is AND l6

The Dare County All Dress
Revues will be held at the Com
munity Building in Manteo, We'd
nesday July Is at 200 p. m. and
at Hatteras School on Thursday
July 16 at 200 p. m. according
to Miss Mary Kirby, Home De-
monstration Agent.
Ali girls taking clothing as
All project are urged to enter
the Dress Revue. The Senior
winner will be awarded trip to
All Week at State College, July
POPS, where she will enter the
State All Dress Revue.
Any type of clothing which
has been made by All members
will be acceptable, including:
shorts, halter, skirt, blouse, dress
and apron.
Any of the girls living on the
Outer Banks who need a ride to
Hatteras are asked to contact
Miss Kirby.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
AMPLE WATER FOR HOGS
MEANS EXTRA INCOME

This is the season of the year
when North Carolina hog pro-
ducers get the greatest values
from good watering systems for
their herds. Hogs use a great
deal more water in hot weather
than in cold and the job of pro-
viding at least two gallons per
day per hog can be a laborious
one where modern equipment is
lacking.
Hogs cannot make efficient
gains travelling long distances to
get water. Recent observations
by livestock Specialists indicate
that watcrers should be located
within 800 feet of self~feeding
equipment. If they are separated
by greater distances, less feed
and water are consumed and
lower gains result.
The lest method of supplying
water to hogs is through auto
matte drinkers attached to con-
slant supply of water piped to
the fielc. But since many pas
lures are too far removed from
the farmstead to make this prac.
teal, a majority of producers
have to haul water to their herds
In this case the use of Wagon
tanks that carry enough for sew
eral capacity fountains Or large
stock tanks with drinke-, attach.
ments is desirable. Big tanks nee
essitate fewer trips back anc
forth. A good management prac
tice is to haul the water in con
nection with other farming oper
atoms in the same area.
Use of labor saving choretim
equipment such as good watering
equipment and self-feeders will
help overcome labor shortage
and harvest time rush in tn,
care of hogs. North Carolina porl
producers are trying to keeI
costs low this year. Numbers O
hogs going to market this fal
and winter win likely be plenfi-
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

one s s e Sn ss1 s ON june l
hearing good being tough
cepion of much of this nothing
used to call swashbuckng, later chip the shoulder But
glory be- has behalf vindcaon another
kind toughness This preacher Dr. Thomas
of the Central Congregational Church Atlanta former
ly Churches in Detroit Chicago. He "The tough
vie thing the world goodness This mate goodness
which tucked away beneath almost
character has nothing do with cred wealth. social
standing these things sometimes obscure it. What
goodness existence
primary do the brave right thing which he believes
in the all however obscured by
itself be abandoned sin and evil of all kinds
goodness ongh that often dees all
conscious attempts to kill
great D. Anderson conclusions the novel
arrived by assocang in their
rough tough ignorant
Every the past thirty he has de-
his months vacation from the such associations
He his experiences article in the Saturday Evening Post
picked fruit says, "driven
taken those jobs have done
them because like people want know people, know what they
Most of all searching for the fundamental good
found it. whether cooked
deep sea Hawler out OF Baltimore sold bread Harlem ed TIM
logging host Reno
gambling goodness among
Francisco and street repair workers In Phdepha You may sare
it, deny hide it, goodness will still shine through"
appreciate the conclusions of Dr. Anderson because he puts
words something that have always felt but did
employees of the of scientists ocoogsts liberals and
tougnes unadorned
kind glad that he says nothing about the OF man,
upr the warnings of pessims and the of cyns
plain And goodness? null
unseshness forgetting
the As look about and much of what
consider suness degradation sefshness
faith the
faith the of justice and love- Dr. And
belief should be
think place for clear thinking.
of what call will reduced
always
which Always
there will be who MURDER steal
violate all the known Dr.
Anderson to deny this What he tells that in all
the he has with who of
classes he has found evidence
ready break with true which
do doubt what magnificent mankind This
the foundation happiness
of social regeneration.
The failure realize that society maintained principally by
this mate impulse of to do the right thing is
to be the fundamental of teaching the schools
the pulpit, in the newspapers body
spoken and written word In America
the value of goodness persistence unishness the
foundation character happiness home
heson to the ordinary tasks of life which the majority of
be committed and the virtue goodness sasfactons
from them have little place the thinking speaking
time We taught keep with all the Lzzes selshn
display and acquisition supposed to
always asonishd sparks bravery goodness
experiences and conclusions
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
wANcHEsE PERSONALS

Master Randy Davis, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Worth Davis of
Chicago, H., is visiting his grand
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w.
Davis.
ivy Evans of USCG of Boston,
Mass, is spending a few days
here with his wife.
Mrs. Sibyl Sawyer of Norfolk
spent the week end here as
guest of her mother, Mrs. Eva
Daniels.
Mrs. Murray Edwards of New
port News spent the week end
here with her mother, Mrs. Row.
ena Midget.
Little Miss Margaret Midget
has returned to her home in
Newport News after spending
week as guest of her grand
mother, Mrs. Rowena Midget.
Harry Baum of USCG Balti-
more spent the week end here
with his wife.
]. D. Brothers, ST., is patient
in the Marine Hospital in Nor
folk.
Mrs. Betty Gaskill is visiting
her daughter and son-in-law, Mr..
and Mrs. Horton Austin, at
Hatteras.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ruford Daniels
visited their daughter, Mrs.
Frank Luke in Norfolk Monday.
Mrs. Julian Brothers visited
her sister, Mrs. Beriee Granger
Monday, who is a patient in the
Albemarle Hospital in Elizabeth
City.
Melvin Daniels received medi-
cal, treatment in Norfolk Satur-
day. He was accompanied by his
wife.
Master Tommy and Walter
Baum are visiting their aunt,
Mrs. Walter Smith in Norfolk.
Mrs. Maud Parrish and child
rem of Durham are visiting Mrs.
Parrish's mother, Mrs. Alice
Brothers.
Mrs. c. w. Guthrie is visiting
Mrs. c. B. Lee in Gates.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Parkinson
have returned to their home in
Portsmouth after visiting Mr..
Perkinson's. sister, Mrs. Ida
Daniels.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
H D CLUB MEETS WITH
MRS JAMES ASKEW

Mrs. James Askew entertained
SwindelPs Fork Home Demon
stration Club at her home near
Swan Quarter Tuesday night,
with Mrs. Russell Swindell pre-
siding.
The devotional, "Why they
cont 60 to Church, was read by
Mrs. Askew.
Mrs. Rachel Greer, sister of
Mrs. Russell Swindell, was a Wis
itor at the meeting.
The hostess, assisted by her
co-hostess, Mrs. Marvin Swim
dell, served chocolate cake and
lemonade.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

in local churches.
The four college students are
either Juniors or Seniors. and
have never been in eastern
North Carolina before. All five
Caravaners have been thorough
ly trained for their summer work
at Scarritt College, Nashville,
Tennessee, and all are selected
for their deep and genuine con-
secration to the Christian life.
The Caravan Planning Confer
ence at 5 o'clock this Sunday
afternoon, July 5th, at the Meth
odlst Ccurch, will open Caravan
Week. The adult workers with
youth from the 18 churches par
tlclpating will make detailed
plans for the week with the Cara
van team. Immediately following
Will. be a fellowship supper, at
. o'clock, on the church grounds.
AS many of the young people and
adults as well are invited to
bring a small picnic lunch and
share the fellowship meal to-
gether. Then the general Cara
van program will begin at 2
o'clock in the church. The young
people will conduct the 800
church service. Each evening at
1880 on through Friday night.
the program will continue, under
the guidance and leadership of
the Youth Caravan team.
All youth of Belhaven and out
lying areas, church pastors, and
other interested adults, of every
denomination or no denomina-
ton, are welcome, according to
l.. p. Jackson, the Methodist
pastor. 1t is a cooperative. inter-
UNCONVENTIONAL project for bene-
ut to the entire community, and
viii bring great enjoyment to
all who participate.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

The mountaineer to town year. On the
occasion of visit he for the first time strange
yellow fruit He asked what it
"Those are bananas" explained the merchant, "They
fruit that grows in the tropics and very good eating
too"
The mountaineer looked the bananas curiously
and walked away.
Here called the storekeeper, don't you want to try
banana? I'll give you you taste how good is
NO, replied the mountaineer 81 got so many tastes
that can't satisfy there amt addin another
one"
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

solicitor of advertisements for local paper called
the village grocers Upon presenting his card he
prsed when the geyhared proprietor said Nothing doing
Been established eighty years. and advertised"
sir but what is that building the hill ?"
asked the traveller
"The village church." said the grocer.
Been there long?" asked the other
about three hundred years."
well was the reply, they still ring the bell"
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

mature man knows the value of what he has and
what he does not have Years alone did not make him
He child long the things he did not have
appeared desirable than what he possessed Many
and have wrecked their lives dropping handsfu
pure gold to reach chdshy for gtterng tnse The most
they could hope to gain would be another handful of gold
which they already possessed mature refnes the
gold that he has, He does continually prospect
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
ROSE BAY WMU TO SERVE
REFRESHMENTS JULY 4TH

The WMU of Rose Bay Bap-
fist Church met at the home of
Mrs. Belle Jordan Wednesday
night, Mrs. John Jarvis presided.
An interesting program was
presented by Mrs. Carol Gibbs,
Mrs. w. E. Cahoon, Mrs. Alton
Sawyer, Mrs. E. E. Hodges and
Mrs. Luke Sawyer with Mrs.
Jarvis conducting the devotional.
The WMU will serve sand
witches, hot dogs, home made ice
cream and cake at Bell Island
the 4th of July.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

full enough to lowers prices from
present levels. Low cost hogs
are always the most profitable.
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03
so SECOND SERMONS
By FRED DODGE

TEXT: "A child will drop handful of gold reach for
piece tnsel' Eff Thomas
The coastland times. [volume] (Mnateo [i.e. Manteo], N.C.) 1947-1959, 1953-07-03

1T PAYS TO ADVERTISE
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1953-05-30

boren; bas tparen au6 nitt @orte i'm
5ieberpubn. 8utb lag 10 rlbig 90,
oaB iie ieoen Iueenblid eini6lum-
nern fonl1te.
u@ebe uno rufe oieien Monn,
iagte Ga6el 5l1 HatbanaeI. ,Du iiebIt
ia, oaB es Ser @ille @ottes lit; oenn
MIR bon ibm fann Der @eiit Itan1men,
Ser aus ibr ipridt."
Fotbanacl gins alIo unb fam il,
fl1r5cr 3eit nit Dem Brielter guIe-
bus, ser cine 8eile allein BEL Dem
iterbenoen Vfaoden blieb uno es
tuufte Gonn ging er 11no boIte bie
@eg5ebrung, 1lno na6oem Hutb oie
0imnelslpeiie genoiien, laste lie gum
9ruoer unb 5ur S6ndgerin, sic nun
IlpieOer oaS &ranfen5immer betraten:
Sett lit er NIT mir bereint, ser mid,
gerrfen bat. 8a6et unb betet; benn
oie Stunoe miro audi fir eud font
men. slber fiir6tet ni6t: ser Serr
fennt uno finbet bie Seinen. Sebet
pobl! 6rieoe iei nit eu1!"
Gann idlob tie oie miioen slugen
| fir OieIe groe.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1953-05-30

9lls er in oie @aiie binaustrat,
i6lug ibm elm beftiger BinoItoB ins
8eii6t. Mm SinrnneI trieb IN ralenoer
gile id1par5es @etpolf NIT l,nbeimlib
graugelben MGnoern bin, ,,n6 es tpar
elm SoIen unb Seulen in ben 2uften.
als Oh sic @eiIter Der SOlle entfelielt
mdren. Staub utlb Sanb 1pirbelten
auf, steine floaen bon ben 8riiitnn-
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22
....'l 'AAf Our Film Folk

Phil SilJerS comments whenever
you hear it said that there is a
beautiful tie between father and
son, the son is probably wearing it.
When a young starlet asked Tony
Martin, "do you enjoy my COM
pany?" Tony replied: What COM
pany are you with?"
II wouldn't mind being wall
flower" says Joe E. Lewis, "if
Ava was my gardner"
Phil Harris says he drinks moth
ing stronger than pop and
there's nothing his pop doesn't
drink.
Ethel Norman suggests a slogan
for parents with kids in college:
"The dough must go on"
The talkative movie star was
telling Edward G.. Robinson about
the bad manners of a recent visi-
tor, another star. eff that woman
yawned once, Eddie, while I was
talking to her, she yawned dozen
timeS.'
maybe she wasn't yawning,
DEAR" Robinson replied. Maybe
she was trying to say something"
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22

26, at Beth FL Auditorium. Fraser
is a recent winner of a Ford
Foundation scholarship.
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22
Obituaries

Mrs. Rose Rothschild of lilo E.
Whitton died May IL. She was SO
years old.
Mrs. Rothschild came to Phoenix
from Chicago in 1928. She is sur
vived by three sons-Nathan of
Chicago, Rubin of Los Angeles, and
Harry of Manhattan Beach, Calf;
four daughters-Sonya Rothschild
and Mrs. Judson Evans, both of
Phoenix; Mrs. Abe Baker of st.
Petersburg, Fla, and Mrs. Samuel
Pagan of Los Angeles, and a BROTH
er in Los Angeles and two sisters in
Chicago.
Mrs. Rothschild's S body was sent
to Chicago for funeral services and
burial.
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22
Installation Held

Beth Shalom Sisterhood of Mesa
installed new officers last Sunday
at the home of Mrs. M. Farkas,
1851 E. EARL Dr., Phoenix. The
officers are Mrs. R. Zaller, presi-
dent; Mrs. B. Anspuch, 1st vice
president; Mrs. S. Singer, End vice
president; Mrs. M. Siegel, treasur-
er, and Mrs. B. Kippen, secretary.
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22
Schaeffer Is Second

Stuart Schaeffer, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. David Schaeffer of 1702 w.
Mckenzie Dr., won End prize in an
essay contest sponsored by the
Phoenix Exchange Club on the
topic, Making Highways Safe
ways" The prize was a $50 savings
bond. Stuart is a sophomore at
West Phoenix High School.
UN Talk Due
A talk on the United Nations by
Grant Fraser, audio-visual instruc-
tor for the Phoenix high schools,
will feature a meeting of B'nai
Birth at pm. next Tuesday, May
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22
Bits of News

ber director and member of the
rodeo committee for two years. He
is past chairman of the agriculture
committee and spearheaded an ag-
ricultural exposition which won a
national award for the Jaycees. He
also has been chairman of the Ari-
zona Jaycees' water resources
committee.
The Phoenix Jewish news., 1953-05-22
BY Leon Gutterman
lCopyrfght. 1858. !.

Jewish Telegraphie Agency, Inc.l
HOLLYWOOD-fOne of our best
known Beverly Hills surgeons went
hunting and came home complain
ing that he hadn't killed anything.
That's what you get," George
Jessel told him, for neglecting
your practice"
A Hollywood night club owner,
Lou Holtz tells us, had an unusually
bad day at his club. Not one person
had ventured into the place all day
long. Finally he closed up around
midnight and went home to dis
cover his wife with a lover.
''Hurray!" he shouted. "People!"