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The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Funny Stuff?
LOST is FOUND

The absent-minded profes or
stopped in to see his doctor The
doctor felt his pulse and said:
'That's all right. Let me see your
tongue"
The professor complied.
''It looks all right" continued the
doctor, ''but why the postage
stamp"
"Ahl" beamed the professor
gratefully. so that's where / left
i'll"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Earn More, Spend More

Families living in cities and
towns spent more money in 1850 than
ever before, the Bureau of Labor
Statistics reported the other day in
a brand new survey of American
spending habits. Preliminary studies
indicate, in fact, that they spent
about percent more than they
earned.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Great Powers

The Three Great Powers: Here's
to the press, THE pulpit, and the
women, the three ruling powers of
the day The first spreads knowl-
edge, the second spreads morals,
and the third spreads considerably
in middle age.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Family Has Rapid Growth

Less than a year ago the Thomas
A. Durbin family, of Cincinnati,
Ohio, numbered two - just him and
her. Now there are seven. Twin
girls were born to the Durbins ten
months ago, and just the other day
Mrs, Durbin gave birth to triplets-
all boys. Everyone is reported to be
doing fine.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Same Age

Grandpappy's right leg was hurt
ing quite bit and the doctor said,
"Old age" Enraged, Grandpappy
shot back at the doctor, my left
leg is just as old, and it don't hurt
a DANCED bit"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
NOT so DUMB

Farmer quilting with one
mule): "Giddap Pete! Giddap
Barney! Giddap Johnny! Cad
dap Ralph!"
Stranger: Glow many names
does that mule have?"
Farmer: 'His names Pete, but
he don't know his own strength,
SO / put binders on him, yell a
lot of names, and he thinks other
mules are helping him."
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Tough Break

''I'm surprised that your mother
agreed to your marrying Bill when
she dislikes him so.
"Well, she said she just wants
to be his mother-in-law awhile"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Family Chat

Mr.. K.-"What did you say,
dear?"
Mrs. K.-"Don't be silly-how
should l know? You know l never
listen when I'm talking to you"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Sure Sign

She: 81 think men should wear
something to show they're married.
Women wear wedding rings"
He: "Men wear something to
show they're married. They wear
last years clothes"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
WeIcnme News

"The next person who interrupts
the proceedings will be sent home, "
declared the judge.
"Hurrah!" yelled the prisoner.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Too What End?

A vacation consists of 2 weeks
which are short, after which you
are tired return and broke
not 2.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
DESCRIPTION

Age, 80, born June IS, 1922, at
Longmeadow, Mass; height, s. 6"
10 s. 81; weight, 145 pounds;
build, medium; hair, dark brown,
curly; eyes, blue; complexion, me
dunn; race, white; nationality,
American; occupations, laborer,
farmer, cook, dishwasher, pantry
man; scars and marks, burn scar
ON left cheek, 8" scar on palm of
left hand; remarks, has nervous
habit of running hands through
hair, walks with head bowed.
On June /, 1850, Martin walked
into farmyard near Belchertown,
Mass, and asked for help in NOV
ing his stalled car. The farmer
mounted his tractor, but Martin
drew a pistol and demanded money
When his benefactor moved to get
of the tractor Martin shot him
twice and then beat him on the
eau
Subject is armed and should be ecnsidsss
10 commii suicides the past.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROSECUTION
assault WITH A DANGEROUS WEAPoN)

head with a rock. Martin placed
the PROSTATE form on the tractor
and drove it into the barn. He
then stole $40 from the farmhouse
and fed in the farmers truck,
which he abandoned later that
evening. The farmer, though badly
wounded, recovered. On June Ii
Martin was apprehended and in
carcerated in the county Jail at
Northampton, Mass. He escaped
on September A, 1850, by scaling
high barbed wire fence.
Any person having information
which may assist in locating this
Individual is requested to immedi-
ately notify the Director of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation,
United States Department of JUS
tice, Washington. 25, D. c., or the
Special Agent in Charge of the
Division of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation listed on the first page
lof the local telephone directory.
ZION
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Much Changed

At one time laziness was some
thing for comment, but now even
automobiles are shiftless.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Word of Caution

Never slap a man who chews to-
bacco.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
MIDDLE AGE

You have reached middle age
when your wife tells you to pull in
your stomach and you already
have.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
HE'LL FEEL 1T

A man was tuning in on the ra-
dio when he got sudden twinge
of pain in his back. II believe I'm
getting lumbago!" he exclaimed.
"What's the use," answered his
wife, you won't understand a word
they say"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
Brains and Money

A fellow may have more money
than brains, but not for long.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
RUBBER STAMPs

We make 'em in Jifyl
StOuffer Printing Co., Phone 1900
Advt.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04
WEI Programs
A. M.
MONDAY-FRDAY

NAOAND1A
6.00-News And Farm Program
7:OO-Rise and Shine and News
8:45-Family Altar
9:00-News and Music
9:15--Breakfast Club
l0:00-Music in the Letter Vein
10:15-Morning Devotions
10:25-News
10:30-Shoppers News
11:00-Ladies Fair
l1:25-Holland Engle
l1:30-Queen For A Day
12:00-Curt Massey Time
l2:15-Civic News and Music
p. M.
Observation-Disclosures Reports
l2:3O-Musical Programs and News
12:45-Capital Commentary
1:00-Cedric Foster
1:15-Special Features
1:30-Special Features
1:45-Jack Berch
2:00-Cavalcade of Music
2:30- SPORTS
To
4:30-MATINEE
4:30-Special Features
5:00-To Be Announced
5:30-Special Features
5:50-Cecil Brown
6:00-News
6:05-Sports Parade
6:15-Music and Local News
Baseball Roundup
6:40-Five Star Final
6:55-Associated Press News
Prohibition Lewis
7:15-Special Features
7:30-Gabriel Heater
7:45-Mutual Newsreel
8:00-Stars in the Night (Mon.)
800 Mayor of Times Square (Tues.)
8:0O-Postmark U.S.A. (Wed.)
8;00-Mr. Broadway (Thursday)
8:00-Top Guy (Fri.)
8:30-Chicago Signature (Mon.)
8:30-Dance Music (Tuesday)
8:3O-Valentino wednesday,
8:30-Defense Attorney (Thurs.)
8:30-This Is Your F.BI. (Fri.)
9:00-Bill Henry-News
(Mon., Tues, Wed, Fri.)
9:05-Dance Time (Mon.)
9:05-Official Detective (Tues)
9:05-Salute to the Nation (Wed.)
9:00-Amateur Hour (Thurs.)
9:00-Democratic Committee (Fri.)
9:15-Red Cross (Mon.)
9:30-War Front Home Front
(Mon.)
9:30-Mysterious Traveller (Tues.)
9:30-Family Theatre (Wed.)
9:35-Through The Listening Glass
(Friday)
9:45-Bill Henry and the News
Thursday
10:00-News and Music
Except friday
1O:00-John DAILY (Friday)
10:30-Music and News
SATURDAY CHANGES
A. Nj.
9:00-News and Music
9:45-Here's To Veterans
10:30-Space Patrol
11:00-Weekend Warm-Up
11:30-U. S. Marine Band
12:00-Man on the Farm
p. M.
1:o0-Sunday School Lesson
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-04

1:30-Remember When
2:00-Special Features
3:30-Sports Parade
4:00-ABC Late News
4:30-International Jazz Club
5:00-Roseland Ballroom
5:30-Dancing By the Sea
6:30-Saturday's Review of Religion
6:45-Five Star Final
7:00-Al Heller Sports Digest
7:15-Report from the Pentagon
7:30-Down You Go
7:55-Cecil Brown
8:00-Twenty Questions
8:30-Bread of Life
5000 Proudly We Hail
Observation-Disclosures
10:00-Chicago Theatre of Air
11:00-News and Music
SUNDAY
A. M.
7:30-Music and News
8:00-Old Fashioned Revival
9:00-Mennonite Hour
9:30-Back To God
10:00-Radio Bible Glass
1e:30-Voice of Prophecy
11:00-Church of the Brethren
p. M.
12:00-U. S. Military Academy Band
12:30-Bill Cunningham
12:45-Frank and Ernest
1:00-Van Deventer and the News
1:30-Lutheran Hour
2:00-Honor Roll of Hits
2:30-Time for Three-Quarter Time
3:G0-Piano Playhouse
3:30-Hour of Decision
4:00-Under Arrest
4:30LMatthew Bell
5:00--The Shadow
5:30-True Detective Mysteries
6:00-Fo Be Announced
6:30-Nick Carter
7:00-Peter Salem
7:30-Cote Glee Club
7:45-News and Sports
8:00-American Music Hall
9:00-Drew Pearson
10:0O--Mr. President
10:30-Music and News
Evening star., 1952-03-09
M RRIl1CKRSH

amount to. And whether it's a
matter of dimes for buses or
dollars for trains and taxis, have
the exact sum ready to give her.
Don't search in your purse and
say, "Oh, dear, only have fifty
cents. I'm 50 sorry, but never
mind, III give you the rest when
you come to work. I'm sure
you'll do, it's just that l want to
talk to my husband first. III call
you tonight. =" And, of course,
you never hear from her again.
AND don't be like one woman I
helped for a few weeks while her
child was sick. I received no salary,
just my room and meals. The day
I arrived she met me at the sta
ton in her car, but the day left
she Just called a taxi for me and
when l got to the station ! found
it had not been paid for it cost
me two dollars. After three weeks
without salary!
When a new woman comes to
live in," do have her room clean
and in order, the bed freshly made,
the bathroom clean and well sup
piled with fresh towels, fresh soap.
Evening star., 1952-03-09
A domestic worker sounds off ON
some of the faults of employers

10oday's contribution was ,Vritten
by q THIS WEEK reader tn Bronx
mAe, N. Y.
CNcE good manners stem from
- consideration, kindness and
plain garden-variety honesty, they
should not be busted off for use
just on special occasions.
After working as a housekeeper
the only work know how to
do = for the 10 years since my
husband died, can tell you there
are many women whose manners
are poor when it comes to their
servants. Domestic workers today
are no longer slaves for their en-
ployers = they are wage earners
who are hired to do certain things
for certain amount of money.
These dos" and "don't's" -
for housewife-employers of house
keepers and other servants II are
all based on my own experiences.
When you arrange an interview
with a promising applicant. and
you tell her you'll pay her trans
portation to and from the inter-
view, take the trouble to find out
in advance what her fares will
Evening star., 1952-03-09

AA0VC SAkC A00AO you u0SA W OAAS.
your ad in running condition. And
have a. comfortable chair and a
good reading lamp and bedside
light with good bulbs and clean,
unbroken shades.)
Don't mutter how sorry you
are that the last woman didn't
even take the linen off the bed
but you're sure she won't mind
making it fresh, and the bathroom
just needs a good scrubbing. Or.
This light doesn't work but I'll
have my husband fix it this week
end. Oh, and you don't mind, do
you, I just put a few of the chill
dren's winter clothes here in your
closet. :"
WHEN the new housekeeper tells
you her name is Elizabeth, don't
say. "Oh, dear, that's such a
mouthful = you won't raind if l
call you Lizzie?"
If your advertisement said NO
Laundry" don't go out to the
kitchen after the first few days or
weeks and say, Lizzie, I'm sorry.
but have to be at the dentists in
an hour ;. such a full day -.
wouH you mind just swishing out
this blouse and wrapping it in a
towel for a few minutes and from
ing it? And be careful not to have
the iron too hot, these lace ruff1es
are delicate" " If you must ask for
such services occasionally, give
Lizzie" so cents or a dollar then
and there to pay for it.
When you hire n new -scr.-
want, be specific about her
days and hours off, and then
don't ask her at the last min
ute to change them.
If you must make changes,
warn her in advance and don't fire
her if her own plans make it i'm
possible for her to make the
change. Remember, y0n are break
ing the contract.
If SHE is supposed to be free
from pm. on, don't ask her to
stay '.just another half hour -
the furrier is coming for my coat
and / can't be here"
And don't expect her to do
eTands for you on her day off. If
she is going to the city and you do
need something done that she can
handle for you, let her leave earlier
than usual and see that she has
enough money for carfare. The
next time you're going to the city
yourself, you might ask her if
there is anything you can pick up
for her.
If something arrives COD. in
your absence, and you have not
left the money for it. be careful to
repay the servant who has taken
care of it out of her own pocket. A
dollar or two may seem like pea
nuts to you, but it won't to your
maid.
If your constant complaint is,
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11
MURDER. AMERICAN CUSTOM

Editor muTdeT-viOence a fellow
Individually bestialy
there's murder as minutes week
and year, And at least fifty IT,
Pageant recently
peculiarly American CuStOu The homicide here the highest
the world Per capita there IS homicds
Canada 20 times Holland"
When read Miss sewyns Pageant story, appalled,
check It's Recommendation The title Murderer
She deducd that most especially
hostile potential killers
at trial IN
writing fraternity among
top novestS in America all seeking to the
derous emotional
questions raised Amy Swyns provocative reportage
The defendant older than (22)
physical type the very opposite what
the killer ndeScrbaby frenzy
his mdnes
Sacrenss human fe And the evident ncompa
bihy OF his separated
death by his hands STROBE them? This
StonecOd sober gun horribly
cut off the life thread OF his l9-year-Old wife
Why? WhyH Why?
Later re-readnR Your Murdered" underlined the fol-
lowing Warden
called Seventy the murders
been custody Murder usually
previous mpeccabe reputations.
When murders classified according
and lawyers show the highest Policemen
professional And small
drinkers.
murder prevented2 unhappness
Illustration Of nenory exists look around
psychast psychologist your top
backyard Happy likely
liking and taking
TO be murdeTers either.
prevent murder everyone to get
with That
college That would liquidation becoming
mad-dOE killer. - Bert MeFAnG IAndstrOHL Minnesota
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11

rhe issue presented BY the operation o. private golf clubs
With rasay restrictive membership practices on Minneapolis
public golf links temporarily resolved by compromise
rather hurey approved by the Minneapolis park board on
April O. Twin City Golf Association officials who participated
know that their compromise Is not approved by sub
atantial part OF the Negro community.
Nothing could say here could clearly present the
involved in the former arrangement and the
entered by the Twin City Golf Association and the five
private clubs than the editorial which appeared In the Mime
apolis TRIBUNE Of April g
We could wish that all parties concerned could have met
the high challenge thrown them by the Notwithstanding
they failed dothereby keeping still fostering problem
which cannot be solved by ignoring the real principles
We heartily agree with the TRIBUNE editorial which said
1.-THE park board will return today to the problem of pr
clubs affiliated with municipal golf The heart Of
this problem discrimination and privilege The private clubs
question enjoy certain privileges at the public and
they discriminate against certain groups notably Negroes
Tho privileges include special Of the clubhouse and
served starting time Sundays The discrimination is not
merely racial the point Is made for example that
white golfers of considerable ability also face problem Of
exclusion
III the private clubs affiliated with public
there would be issue private club may properly
define itS conditions Of membership II wishes to dis
crmnae against red haired for example that IL its
business One may not admire Its membership standards but
least Its prcjudiceS not the pubics business
but the private clubs In this controversy using public
facilities Therefore their exclusion Of the Negro of any
other interested group becomes matter Of legitimate public
So too do the special privileges which these private
clubs enjoy.
when any portion Of the public Is excluded from prvc
clubs enjoying special privileges pubc courses
disturbing situation created The citizen who is excluded
from these clubs In effect suffers limitation Of his rights
he Is denied the advantages and privileges of club
berh he becomes of secondcaSS of the
Ths Is the problem which faces the park board today
and IL which cries for fair and democratic solution
Minneapolis Negroes have been rightly distressed the
barriers against thm but the problem is larger than
any single racial group In solving IT, the park commissioners
be guided by only eshe test of public interest and
Of democratic practice.
"The Minneapolis community, feel certain, will APP
prove any agreement In that spirit II will approve
expedient evasion Of the central issue"
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11

Prejudice those who indulge something
the maintaining segregated schools the South Negroes
money
oppor-
tunities Of Aouhem children
legality separate
facilities educational opportunity
maintained white children South Carolina dcin
federal decided that previous decree requiring
educational facilities Negroes been
promptly and In good faith.
The principle thus established many
throughout all tho equal
maintained would
be especially rural great
expensive Problems In even tins large cities and towns
Part OF the foF federal education has been that The
southern states economically not capable Of raising much
the Of the that
therefore the standards education those proper
the nation and democracy
but must follow that waseI policy Of duplicate schools
culary ndefrnSbe for that section OF the country.
The northern likely willing
duplicate OF education the South
decline
Negro children below prevailing
maintain adequate educational
will do when equal systems
sanly.
The price % prejudice In thus money
furious TO all the children the
doubt think that they the best thing
keeping the whites and the Negroes But
not bad idea Maybe the generation southern children
the will education enough they
short changed the interests prejudice
something that their children
Poaccr Press, Friday, March Ia
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11
Easter Sunday Is A Coming

Twas Easter Sunday The full blosSOmed trees
Filled the air with fragrance and with joy
Longfellow.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11

TAPPING STEEL BAR against the ceiling and walls Of
this underground iron mine shaft after dynamite blast
Gust Saan Of Soudan MIMI judges from the ringing tones
II the overhead loose solid miner for So years.
Saai has weIdeveloped Of hearing big in
this specialized task Unusual jobs like this requiring able,
competent men, found all over Minnesotas iron ranges
costly equipment and plants useless without
human knowhow. The industry hopes to create more
year-round employment for MnneSoanS by develop
ing lowgrade and tacone production fair deal for
Minnesotas iron mining industry means a good deal
for you.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11
BAcHFLoR RUMMATEs ON TRUMAN q FAsTER FNfRY

Editor Bunny chasing
and sit down think my
and half brothe has been asking questions
10 know why Is that civil employees
from their jobs at sixty and sxtyve
and Industries usually retire their employees
their value workers YetR
ties considered competent to President the United
States
good boy and be President Of the u.
However. considering lambasng a President
ceiveS result mothers saying.
good boy might be President
Judges committing prisoners may say
commit terms the White
the US"
The way has he
makes realize how unfair the
their political affiliations When Truman took
Of sentiment and high
operation from Congress and other
his share Of opposition His diplomacy unlike that Of
but his and Willingness stick
worthy Of admiration communication
cleannghe done something should appreciated
by the next president And the Pdens
lot Of relics kept sentimental things
Clipped and the chips
they have fallen Let's give Truman his family
thank farewell The President popularity
but how long live working
IN carman.
n Bell For Adano" named his Eisenhower?
be symbOic7
Happy Easter TO all husbands who butter
thinking fnery
member she Is doing all for dresses the
nt of all man.-SncereIy. Ann Bachelor
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11

George the Classa CMinnesota M
DEPENDENT gave publication swell compliment WCcos
Roundup Sunday Editor Etzen was on the
program internationally famed Walter White NACP head
allotted listeners capsuled birds
leads has accomplished its 43
years existence
m BOrmAnn, WCCO editor cOlumniSt Nell
lot Of writers Mime
papers bad Nell out there In
New York BOmann praise her writing
effOFtA
pOstagesecond class post
finances affected by the
mailed TO points outside the county
publication viii won't be able 30 be
past ardy subscribers who live out Of
publication We thought ought to write this matter
Of information out-oftown subscribers
Reception q eight has been great
We grateful to those
that helped make the extra two
pOssb-and grateful that
AdVrtIsers Of their business
addition newspaper
small but staff additional
just adding IS cent to
household work office
a factory, and you'll understand what we mean
Robert readyng things
Home It's big
the Halle House April 90 running
nights through The Minneapolis exposition will be
Phyllis WheatIey Chivers
both will be Those
who attended shows apparently liked them
and W hope o this year.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11

Two months James Markham editor Of the Hopkins
pin County Review. predicted
,ratic nomination. Markham
II In time 10 repeat again this department officially
twice printed prediction that President Truman win
reelection that instead win United States
from his home state Of Missouri easily defeat Republican
tor Kem Of the notorious Of the COP soaonst
the Senate then PROBABLY resign
qualify Senator the day Congress early
iDb3thus hiHing old Alben Barey
House for brief eSctRtic 81 little than
Meanwhile all good Democrats to the aid
their party with prayers Almighty
that Aben doesn't the capitol dome during his short
ancy, the government Paducah Ky
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-04-11
Letters To The Editor
TOTALS NOT QUITE RFAIIzEp

Editor: q you complete coverage
cooperation the Minneapolis NAACP
helping meeting
hope your your carefully
viii mus be inspired To fully
NAACP.
IL true that the
tbutons at this meeting
dieatsd In editorial last week unfortunately not quite
realized.
complete accounting Of all cash pledges will be
regular branch meeting April 20
cooperation William president Of Minneapolis
NAACP