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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08
HAL
BOYLE
SAYS
BY HAL BOYLE

NEW YORK LR-No history of
the romance of our times is COM
plete without a chapter on that
Romeo of the water cooler-the
office wolf.
He is'the Peck's bad boy of the
business world, but no office is
the same without a wolfe or two.
What is an office wolf? In pulp
love tales he is luridly pictured
as a prowling scoundrel evilly
plotting to lead astray a poor but
innocent working girl.
In fact, however, his teeth are
less sharp than they are in fic-
ton. Often, alas, his teeth are as
false as his designs.
The average office wolf is as
harmless as tame skunk. He
isn't really a wolf at all-he is
just a mCase with great yearn-
ings. Usually he is a married man
with wife at home who under
stands him only too thoroughly.
That is why he paws his way
around the office in the romantic
hope of finding some girl who will
be kind enough to misunderstood
him little. If there is anything
a man can't stand, it is to be I'M
derSt0od all the time.
One of the decisions of the of
flee wolf is that his overtures to
the hired girls are a guilty secret,
known only to him. The truth is.
of course, that every conversation
in the privacy of the ladies' room
starts off
well, Mabel, what did old wolf
lie whisper to you this morning?
Isn't he a perfect scream? He'll
be the death of me yet-from
laughing"
The girls get a big kick out of
comparing the techniques the of
flee wolf tries in his daily rounds.
If he ever realized this, he would
dwindle quickly into an office
mouse. That would be too bad be-
cause, by and large, he does bring
sense of mild adventure and fun
into the workaday routine.
| don't pretend to be an author
ity ON office wolves. But girls /
have consulted on the subject say
they generally fall into three class
es-bookkeepers, junior executives
and vice presidents. There is also
the cub. wolf This is usually an
office boy with desperate case
of puppy love for the bosss sec
rotary
"Bookkeepers want to take you
to a horse race on their day off.
said one girl, Junior executives
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08
Naval Hospital
To Have Open
House AT Dav

The Key West Naval Station will
hold open house to the general pub
lie On Armed Forces Day, Satur-
day, May IT, 1852, Captain Harold
Payson, Jr., local Armed Forces
Project Officer announced today.
Hours viii be from noon until 3
pm.
Visitors will enter the Naval sta.
ton on foot at the Fleming Street
gate, where they will receive
Guide pamphlet showing the route
which may be taken through the
Naval Station. Direction markers
will route them to Eaton street,
left on Front street, right past the
little White House to Caroline
street, left on Caroline to the wat
erfront, right on the waterfront to
the Coast Guard docks where the
Coast Guard Cutter AriaGne and a
Coast Guard Patrol beat, the c.
83403 will be open for general vi
sitting, then back down the water
front to Pier 3, where the destroy
er, USS Coates (DE-6S5) and the
submarine Barb (SS-z20) will be
open to the public. Three aircraft
rescue boats will be available for
boat rides. and will depart from in
front of the Administration Build
ing No. 124 and take passengers on
a sightseeing tour along the water
front.
The route returning will be back
to Eaton street and out the Elem.
ing street gate.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08

"Titoism." Jailed also is the for
mer army commander, Gen. Mar
ian Spychalski. There had been
reports that Hilary Mine, the Com
munists' economic boss, was in
trouble too, but he is still riding
high, after bowling to Mcscow's
demands to push through some
unpopular measures.
Although Poles suffered in the
recent Polish currency reform.
when the zloty was called nat
the rate of one new for 100 cid, the
standard of living still apparently
is above the Soviet average, con-
dition the Soviets viii not long
tolerate.
The effect of currency reform
was to lower buying power, so
that even with a wage rise, work
ers' incomes actually we're severe
ly cut.
Many Poles still hope for a day
of liberation. The hope is shared
by exiled leaders. Stanisla Mike.
lajczyk, former Premier and head
of the Polish Peasant Party, is
an exile in the United States. He
puts it this way:
1T does not matter when. where
or why the beginning of the liber-
alton will come, but one thing is
sure: Our people believe it will
come, and they are able to en-.
dure the terror and intimidation.
And surely in the decisive mo-
ment, they will rise up and help
in the liberation of their country. !"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08
r. Metcalf
Is Promoted

Richard N. Metcaf, USN, now
serving on board the USS Petrol
in Key West, has been promoted to
Electricians Mate, Bird class, as a
result of service-wide competitive
examinations.
Metcalf is the son of Mr.. and
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08

Mrs. Jack Fl. Edwards Of fisher.
man Place, Waukegan. III.
He entered the naval servie on
June Is, ls49, and received ID re-
cruit training at the U. S. Nvai
Recruit Training Center in Geat
Lakes. III.
Before entering the Navy, Mt
calf was graduated from the W,l-
kegan Township High School ari
was employed at the Kraft Drua
Lake Forest, Ill. I
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08

Towns and cities. like individuals. seek to get
rich without earning the returns.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-05-08

Clover was first introduced
into England as farm. crop
about the middle of the 18th
Century.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
NEW GERMANY

The March meeting of the New Ger
many lIomemakers club was held at
the home Of Mrs. Dave Lewis with
Mrs. Parker Warwick as co-hostess
Mrs. Willie Warwick, Family Life
chairman, gave a demonstration on
Living Comparatively in the Family"
Mrs. Parker Warwick, Clothing chair
man, gave some shortcuts in sewing
Mrs. Hilda Adkins gave a book report
on "This | Remember" by Mrs. Flea
nor Roosevelt Mrs. Dave Lewis, pres-
dent, was in charge of the business
meeting. Twelve members and one
visitor were present The April meet
ing will be held at the home of Mrs.
Harry Murray.
Mrs. S. l.. Otto accompanied Mr.
and Mrs. Donald Swauger to Balti-
more over the weekend where they
visited Mr.. and Mrs Thomas Merrill
and Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Otto
Nancy burst spent the weekend
with relatives in Grantsville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mahlon Warwick, who
were recently married, purchased the
Allen Fresh farm and are now re-
siding there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dale Broadwater and
family, Pasadena, Md, and Arlie
Broadwater. of Baltimore, were week
end guests at the Arthur Broadwater
home.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
Hospital Now Gets
Weekly Blood Supply

A weekly supply of blood is now
being shipped to the Garrett County
Memorial hospital, through the Red
Cross program, it was announced by
the County Red Cross committee.
The first regular supply was re-
ceived March 6, with A positive, O
positive and o negative shipment. A
fresh shipment of blood is being re-
ceived weekly This arrangement is
the result of a series of visits here
by the Red Cross bloodmobile unit
At the initial visit over 1870 pints Of
blood were obtained. The next visit
is scheduled Monday, April % and
there will be others later The unit
will visit Grantsville on June and
there are tentative plans for sim
liar visit in Friendsville in August
The blood donor honor roll of those
contributing in February has been
received by M/Sgt. George F. Kirby
chairman of recruitment for the blood
donor program. 1t is now on display
at the local recruiting office.
Results of the first blood donor pro-
gram have been received and cards
are to be mailed next week to each
donor giving blood type and Ri fac
tors. Donors for the April quota have
already been given their appointments,
it was stated.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
TO Close Recruiting
Office For Two Weeks

The Oakland Recruiting office will
be closed for two weeks, April 5 to
April 20, for vacation Of the recruiter,
M/Sgt. George f. Kirby. No substi-
tute recruiter is being sent due to
illness among the regular recruiters.
Eniistments are available in regular
army, far east command, infantry,
airborne and air force Enlistment
periods are from , to 6 years.
Women now can be enlisted into
the service who do not have a high
school diploma, the recruiting SER
geant has learned. He said several
applicants previously had been re-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
AURORA EGLON

Mrs John Harsh returned Monday
to her home at Eglon from an Elkins
hospital where she had been patient
for some time. Her daughter, Mrs.
Ellen Wheeler and two children, of
Michigan, are visiting in the home.
Mrs Ella s. Fike, who remains at
the bedside of her sister-in-law, Mrs.
Jane Hamstead, at Eglon, received
word last week that her brother, Rev.
William Sanger was a surgical pa
tient in an Easton, Md, hospital. Mrs
Sanger is the former Mrs. Eta
Bittngcr. of Eglon.
Mrs. Myrtle Winters returned Sat
urday to her home at Eglon from the
Garrett County Memorial hospital
where She had been a medical patient
for several days.
Mrs. Ernie Arnold, of near Aurora,
was taken to Philippi hospital
where she remains for observation
and probable treatment. She was the
former Miss Lucille LaMaster.
The Mountain Lions Club will meet
at Aurora high school auditorium Fri
day evening, March p, in a regular
meeting. This being Ladies' Night
they hope for large attendance, Sup
per will be served by the Aurora
Lutheran Ald Society.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Rembold, Pitts
burgh, were weekend guests Of their
son-in-law and daughter, Mr.. and
Mrs Elwood Helmick and family of
Eglon.
Mrs. Gertrude Snyder, who is en-
ployed at Loeb Lynn, was a Weekend
guest of relatives and fricn ds in thi.
area.
Mrs. a. W. Fike, who expected to
return to her home at Eglon last Sun
day, was detained at the home of her
daughter, Mrs Esther Allen, because
Mrs. Allen was not yet able to per-
form her household duties. Mrs. Fike
expects to get home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs Jesse f. Harsh. of
near Eglon, are the patelnal grand
parents of son born March to Rev.
and Mrs. Norman Harsh, of Ridge
vile, W. Va. This is the couples
second child and first son and has
been named Benjamin Allen.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thurman Soldiers, of
near Aurora, are the paternal grand
parents of son, James Everett, born
recently to Mr.. and Mrs. Durward
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
| SEE BY THE DAILIES THAT

Senator Connally of Texas assailed
Truman's almost So billion foreign
aid program, saying U. S. cannot
keep spending forever.
Stassen will compete with Warren
for California's 10 delegates to Re
publican National convention.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
Plan Revival

The Full Gospel church at Deer
Park is planning a series of revival
meetings starting next Sunday night,
March %, it was announced by Rev.
Daniel Hare, pastor.
The evangelist will be Myrtle Scott,
Philadelphia, Pa. Meetings are sched-
uled every night except Monday, at
7:45 o'clock.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20

jected due to lack of high school edu-
cation A test will be given applicants
in Cumberland prior to enlistment.
The WAC and WAF recruiter will
visit Oakland March 90 from 10 to 3
to interview interested girls.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1952-03-20
Soldiers, of Fairnont.


Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Wilt, Lead
mine, are the parents of daughter
born March Is in Parsons hospital.
This is the second child and first
daughter, and has been named Bever-
ly Ann. The mother was Vida
Adams. Mr.. and Mrs. Lester Wilt,
Eglon, are the paternal grandparents.
, 1952-04-08

You'll be glad you have st. Joseph
Aspirin For Children on hand. Easy to'
give-there'sno guesswork-n0needto
break tabIets-each is N adult dose.
Easy to take-children like the pure
, 1952-04-08
JOB ? rim TIN G.
CARIBBEAN COMM.

CARIBBEAN COMM.
British Guiana where it will
be included IN the premiere
programme Of q new theatre
in Georgetown. Thereafter,
this copy will make the rounds
of theatres throughout other
B.W.I. territories.
It is estimated that q minis
mum Of two million persons in
the Caribbean will see the
film within the next few
months.
, 1952-04-08

orange flavor. A
mother-and
child ~favorite.'
Don't wait, be
prepared, buy it
today. Bottle Of
so tablets 800.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
Ranch Home

Beverly Hills; large ki'~hen and
dinette. den or bedroom down. up.
lovotorY on first tile bath on End.
fireplace, screened porch. wolk-in
closets. gas heat. ottoched garage
on lot 5oxl65; $4,000.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08

NAUMANN ave-, almost new bungalow,
heat, vestibule, must be sold. Page
Realty, Realtors. KE. 1-103O.
EAST 222nd-Blvd., 2 bedroom bunga-
low, space up, carpeting, radiant
heat, garage, S13,700. Page Realty,
Realtors. KE. 1-1030
911 RONDEL, semi bungalow, down,
3!a up, tile kitchen and bath, fire.
place, gas heat. garage. Page Realty.
Realtors. KE. 1-4967.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
New Runch

Ammon Rd.. South Euclid: beautiful
Groom home with 8 spacious bed
rooms. stone fireplace. tile bath.
stall shower. recreation room. 2-cor
attached garage on lot loox34o.
This honey is only S25700.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
Bungalow

Off Bobbitt Rd.: 4h rooms. future
second. storms. gas heot. outomotic
wosher. garage and drive on lot
5oxl5o: G.I. mortgage CON be as
sumed; S45o0 down; priced at
Sl3.500.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08

With attached garage in Holy Cross
Perish. exceptionally cleon through
out. 6 rooms and tile bath. gas heot.
nicely londscoped fenced-in lot. S
yeors old; 40 loan may be as
sumed.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
Exclusive Specials
Cottage
Cottage

Forestview Ave-. S rooms. ottoched
garage. gos heot. sun porch. blinds.
Competing. lovely londscuped lot
4oxl3o: $4,000.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
RudYord Road

A very cleon l-owneI 6-room single:
full basement. new gus furnoce.
underlined hot woter tonk. down.
spouting and point job. extra lava
tory in basement; garage with over
head door, possession in June; q
fine buv at
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
Older SINGLE

Eost lo2nd north of ST. Cloir; II
rooms. fireplace. Competing. blinds.
storms. porches. garage and drive;
8 rooms renting on third for $50 q
month. Asking $1,000.
East Cleveland leader. [volume] (East Cleveland, Ohio) 1942-1970, 1952-05-08
Brick Bungalow

On Lake Shore Blvd; 5la rooms. 8
bedrooms. gas heat. storms. garage
ond drive, we'll londscdped 50xl48
lot: only Sl7.500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1952-10-12

pint a day on the average and are
drunk once a week or SOY, are
likely to suffer from diabetes. high
blood pressure, cirrhosis of the
liver, neuritis, govt and Bright dis
ease, all of which may shorten life.
Confirmed alcoholics drunk al
most daily, and regularly insensi-
bly, drunk). invite early demise
because of malnutrition which
makes them susceptible to disease,
particularly pneumonia; and less
able to cope with operations; be-
ing accident prone. and subject to
delirium tremens.
So. on the side of temperance or
moderation, if you're a heavy
drinker, deduct S years; if an alco-
holic, deduct 10. If you just take a
drink now and then, forget it.
New Total :. yrs. ;. mos.
II. Disposition: This has a
bearing on how long you will live,
too. A perpetual crank, worry
wart, nerotic or pessimist invites
bodily or mental disturbances
which make for an unhappy and
shorter life. So, if you're one of
these people, deduct five years.
If you are good-natured and placid,
Continued on page 81
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1952-10-12

ease. Therefore, if you have been
either wealthy or poor for the
most part of your life, deduct four
years.
New Total >. yrs. mos.
.. Your figure: A Metropoli-
tan Life Insurance Company study
on the effects of obesity on health,
for example, showed that so per
cent more overweight men died
before their time than normal
men, and AZ per cent more obese
women.
The reason for premature deaths
due to obesity is that overweight
causes such killers as hyperion
sion, heart disease, diabetes. can
Ger and gall bladder trouble.
Accordingly. if you are over 40,
you should deduct l year for every
S pounds you are overweight.
New Total :. yrs. >. mos.
10. Alcoholism: To date, there
have been no comprehensive sur
veys which arrive at any definite
conclusions about the effects of
alcohol on longevity. There are
many cases, in fact, of heavy
drinkers or downright alcoholics,
living past the seventies.
Heavy drinkers (who consume a
Evening star., 1952-10-28
Same Old Stuff

The Stevenson Story" written by that we'll
known author, Senator Joseph r. Mccarthy is
not likely to hit any best-seller list. For it is
composed of the same old frothy material, high
In coloration but short in substance, that went
into the production of the Senator's earlier
Communist exposes"
In his text last night, the Wisconsin Senator
declared: Il repeat that did not state that
Stevenson was Communist or Communist
but must believe that something is wrong some
where" And on that broadly based.indctment
he proceeded to erect his casa case built of
distortion, half-truth and the guilt-by -associa-
ton technique. 1t was similar, in its way, to
President Trumans shabby attempt to identify
General Eisenhower with the NaZi philosophy,
also the basis of distortion, half-truth and
guilt by association.
The Republican candidate was we'll advised
to disavow this technique in advance of the
Mccarthy speech And the Republican National
Committee was also we'll advised not to put up
the money fer the broadcast For to say the
least the committee would not have gotten its
moneys worth.
Evening star., 1952-10-28

Senator Morse reading himself out Of the party,
they now need to pick up an additional seat
from those being contested next week.
When the new Senate organizes there will
also be the problem of how Senator Morse is
to be treated with regard to committee assign
mentS. He now holds Republican places on the
Committee on Armed Services and the Com
mittee on Labor and Public Welfare both of
Importance in the management of Senate busi-
ness The Senator has announced that he will
henceforth label himself an independent
Republican" but his present detection probably
will cost him consideration as Republican for
committee purposes. Whether the Democrats
will reward him for his pro-Stevenson campaign
efforts will probably depend upon circumstances
next January.
Senator Morse never could have been con-
sidered a regular Republican, on the basis of
his voting record in the Senate. Siding often
with the Democrats his political philosophy has
seemed more akin to Democratic than Repub-
can. From this standpoint, his action is hardly
surprising or upsetting to the G. P.
Evening star., 1952-10-28
Senator Morse Departs

The formal departure of Senator Morse from
the Republican Party is not likely to have an
important effect on the Presidential election,
either nationally or in his own State of Oregon.
The latest Associated Press survey of pre-elec-
ton sentiment in that State led to the conclu-
sion it would go Republican this year, as it did
in 1948, and that the already announced switch
of Senator Morse from support of General Eisen-
hover to support of Gov Stevenson had been
discounted in advance.
If the Senator's action leaves any political
impact it will be in the makeup of the Senate.
The Senate is narrowly divided now and only
an overwhelming presidential victory for one
party is likely to result in a really large Senate
majority for either party. Already in the mi
norty, the Republicans face the tougher job
with 20 currently G. o. P. seats at stake. To win
even nominal CONTROL they have needed to
hold that many and to gain two more. With
Evening star., 1952-10-28
By Charles E. TroceweN

ners and looking in the wrong direction,
take. the fares, issue transfers, make
change, tell the fat ladies to get back of
the white line. keep from slamming the
line of ISLANDERS all down on the floor
to keep his schedules
No, the life of a bus driver is not a
happy one, but when he has to check
the air of every single passenger, then
his real fun is going to begin.
why, driver" a fat woman will
scream, Indignantly, II simply did not
breathe 1000 cubic feet of air between
Chevy Chase circle and 18th and F
streets! How dare you say such thing?
am going to report you for mis-
management Of the air valves. Besides.
my valve is rusty. anybody can see my
valve is rusty"
II can't help it, madam" the weary
driver will say. THE valve says 1000
cubic feet, plus two ounces of carbon
monoxide, one ounce of gasoline smell,
and free music for which we make no
charge. Either pay up, Or"
"Or what?" asks the lady, sudden
pallor coming over her. (She had seemed
green while under the helmet)
Il regret to tell you, lady," says the
courteous operator, in his best psyche
logical manner, that if you do not pay
at once. you will be condemned to ride
for the rest of the working day and
listen to the radio without remission"
Help, help!" screams the passenger.
'Ill pay, I'll pay Listening to the
radio with remission would be punish
ment enough. I can't stand it without
remission, I can't stand 1t, I tell you!"
Evening star., 1952-10-28

Templeton Jones, president Of the
Anti-Sneezing Society, now in its 18th
year of service to the people of Wash
ington, came up with new idea today.
Why not, he asks, equip every passen-
ger of every bus and street car with
plastic helmet?
Then all passengers could sneeze with
out soaking the backs of the necks of
their fellow travellers.
Jones says that the helmets might
offer little difficulty in breathing, but
feels that company which has been
able to make people listen whether they
want to or not, would have no diff
Guilty in solving this one.
It would be easy. Jones says, to equip
each helmet with a breathing tube. said
tube to be fastened to an opening in the
side of the bus.
There would be valve in the tube,
and in this way each passenger could
regulate the amount of air he received.
Stuffy passengers would turn the
valve all the way down. so that full
blast of air, cold or hot, would greet
them
Those numerous persons who seem to
De AFRAID OI 1feSH dlI COulO manipulate
their valves so that they would almost
choke to death.
Templeton Jones slapped his hands
together at the thought of this perfect
way to avoid contamination.
Persons who laugh at the germ theory,
according to Jones, might leave their
helmets hanging on the back of the
seats.
Unless, of course, the compulsory