The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1952-03-06

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I will bet you that Russia has
the clay pigeon situation well in
hand and is keeping them with
in the reach of the people. 1t Is
your decontr0l of dinosaur skel-
etons that disturbs me most.
however. If you had checked
carefully you would know they
are already hard to get. Very
few stores have them in stock.
You have to bid high to obtain
one-Yes, I know you are dec0n-
trolling only dinosaur skeletons
FUSED for educational pur-
poses," but this means moth
ing to a skeleton shopper. l tried
to get one just for amusement
or general utility purposes, but
the dealer said everything he
had was the educational types
He had one dinosaur skeleton that
was obviously of no use except as
a hatrack or doorstep, but he would
not listen to my argument that
there was still an OPS ceiling on
that model. Your action may cost
the Democrats the election. There
is a big dinosaur skeleton vote in
this country and it will 60 to the
Republicans. Il hear that Taft, Stas-
sen and Kefauver have already
come out for dinosaur control and
that Ike Eisenhower will Don an
nounce a stand for maintaining cell
ings on prehistoric men, Egyptian
mummies and fossilized fish,
How can you justify removing
controls from bowling pins at this
crucial period when our people
are harassed by economic worries
and need to 60 to a bowling alley
to get away from it all? Don't you
know the next demand will be to
have ceilings removed from bowling
balls. pool cues and canasta sets? In
concluding let me say that your &C.
ton on waxed fruits Is really a
heart-breaker. The wife and !
checked on our waxed fruit situa-
ton only last week. Do you know
what? We are down to three waxed
pears, six glass grapes and a waxed
persimmon. Eve were pretty hungry
and ate two of the pears and four
glass grapes, assuming we could
60 out and buy some more reason
ably. And now you 60 and decontrol
them, permitting the dealer to up
the price to the sky!)
am beWildered and annoyed.
If there vas one thing I tboagbt
Mike Di Sale wonA not put be-
yond my reach it Was apaxed fruit.
Hoping it is all a mistake, l am
Sincerely yours,
Elmer.
PSI trust there is nothing In
the rumor you Are going to remove
ceilings on decoy ducks, iron deer.
plastic flowers and elk teeth.
A feature of the new Moscow SUBJ
way station is a huge crystal chan
delier. That shows what comes Of
letting Messrs. Malilz, Gromyko and
Vishinsky occupy those former Long
Island homes Of our tmillionaires.
United States Steel paid $398, 000,.
900 in Federal taxes and SIS, zoo, 900
in state and local levies in a record
year, leaving only $183. 950, 900 for
stockholders. Inland Steel sales were
up 10 per cent and profits down 10
per cent. Things have reached a
point in America where success
can be almost the worst thing that
can happen to you.
49, -
Mems clothing manufacturers an
nounce that there will be a return
to the tWo-pants suit, the feeling be-
ing that a man is more apt to buy a
suit if he gets an extra pair of
trousers. We cheer the decision.
There are few things that give us
a greater feeling of security than
a spare pair Of pants.
Jack Benny. who never convulsed
us, was a scream in that Angel
Street" ~burlesque on TV Why
wasn't John Gunther's new book
Eisenhower called "Ikeside
us A.? Walter Winchell, or
dered by his doctors to take q long
rest. is a human dynamo whose
energies have seemed inexhaustible
The zeal he has put into the
Runyon Cancer Fund. raising mil
lions to fight this scourge, was
enough to break down a dozen men
Many pounds of horsemeat have
been sold as hamburger
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