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Evening star., 1952-01-27
Couple Who Believed
End Of World al Hand'
Held in ChiId's Death
BY the A.soeioied Pres,

~ wv rNSSSstAtSo FhSSA
WINNIPEG, Manitoba. Jan. 26.
A man and his wife who told
friends to expect the end Of the
world within days were charged
today with murder in the prayer
session Staying Of their seven
year-old foster daughter.
The pair-Gavin Mccullough,
81. and Lillian. 42.-were arrested
yesterday when police went to
their home to investigate a strange
prayer session in q snow-covered
lot. They found the battered body
of the foster child. Martha Louise,
Slumped near a bed in an ustairs
room. surrounded by religious
tracts.
Police said she had been struck
on the head with a heavy bottle
and strangled, after the parents
engaged in all-night prayers.
A former tenant of the house
said the woman had told him
Thursday night that Martha isn't
going to school any more because
the Lord is coming in q week
anyway"
Police said most Of the tracts
concerned recent visit to Win
nipeg of a "faith-healer" who had
greatly influenced the couple.
Mr.. Mccullough was Office man.
ager for the Winnipeg Chamber OF
Commerce. Police said when they
entered the Mccullough home
they found the couple in semi
hypotic state. During the all
night prayer session in a vacant
lot, Mr.. Mccullough wore only q
night shirt. His wife wore q che
mile housecoat and bedroom Slip
pers, The weather was below zero.
Evening star., 1952-01-27
Porents Urged to View
FIuoridotion TV Program

DR.. Israel Shulman, chairman OF
the District Dental Society's S
dental health committee, yesterday
urged parents and others inter-
ested in child health to view a
special program on fluoridation OF
community water supplies to be
telecast on station WTTG at $3.50
pm. tomorrow.
The program will be prepared
by scientists at Johns Hopkins
University.
Evening star., 1952-01-27
ON SALE At WASHINGTON STORE!
JUST so LOVELY
DINING CHAIRS

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Evening star., 1952-01-27
Deaths Reported
tFrom the D. c. Bureau Of Vital Statistic

(From the D. G. Bureau Of Vital Statistics
Mary Boe. SO. 244o 18th ct. NV.
Mary Hambley, n, Washington. D. c.
Abrahem Orlof. 78. 1922 Sth st. NV.
Annie Keiiher, rs, 1855 fifth st. NV.
Anne sehaimsns,o 60; l1SS sprinE rd. nv
Heath Davidson, So, 2203 18th st. NV
Philip Dew, a.. 715 10th st. ne.
Pauline DelBorrel. 8, 1885 I st. ne.
Ling Lee. ~, 8O9 9th st. NV.
Noah Martin, 65. 1929 Fla. ave. ne.
Adelaide Jones. Is. 1921 G st. Sc.
Infant Henderson, 1911 9Th ct. NV.
Infant Hays. Evarts st. ne.
Evening star., 1952-01-27

Just q Few Of Mony on Sole!
Evening star., 1952-01-27
Births Reported

frrom the D. c. Bureau Of Vital Statistics
Evening star., 1952-01-27

BOYS.
Robert and Evelyn Bacon.
William and Elizabeth Brazzel
9enrS serllS and and Bette Bette capozzeila.
John and Gallie n6 Gu,aaRRsSi RSrurdson
Thomas and Maria Fields.
Joseph and Betty Foster.
David and CHARLOTTE & Goren'
issae }os sad aad Ezfilsa HiiSa Ksss. nGEel'
Allan and 1rma Kerr.
Edward and Mildred Proels.
A;thsr AaIIis sna anp Loaise nars s1nsh. smith.
Frank and Anne Seal. :,
isaiah and Mary FusSell.
Calvin and Eleanor Hall,
Willie and Elnore Lawrence.
william and Gloria Smith.
William and Susie Stewart.
Hugh and FloSsie lennon. 1r.
Robert and Vermelle Thompson.
William and Margaret woodard.
GIRLS. z
Norman and Ann Asher.
Clete and Sarah Baum.
Edward and Sophia Bayne.
Dan and Eleanor Clink.
Gsoree and Alice Denney, !E:
Luther and Hazel Herndon.
John and GLADYS 1nsalls.
Harold and Doris Jessup.
James and Martha Lorimef.
Lacy and Jetta Maddox.
Leroy and Thelma Mcdowell.
John and Evelyn Mills.
Edward and Katherine O'Brien.
Guy and Elizabeth Oldaker II.
Calvin and Anna Oliver.
John and Elizabeth Pearman.
Richard and Vivian Pemberton.
Anthony and Nancy Perruso.
Loron and vivian Phelps, jr.
Frank and Marsaret Phinney;
Andrew and Naomi Quattrocchi.
Richard and Mary Rose. tr.
Alfred and Dorothy Rossi.
samson and Marilyn Schechtef.
Frank and Nancy Sottile.
Charles and Dorothy Williams.
Earl and Mary Bailey.
Charles and Dolores Baylor.
Clarance and Gladys Bunker.
Epurgeon and Emma Kennedy.
Floyd and Oglivier Robinson.
Raymond and Dolores Ward.
Clarence and Mamie Williams.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
BY PEDRO AGUILAR

The Brooks Stars defeated the
Strand Theater yesterday after
noon at Wickers' Stadium by a
score of 4-3. Strand blew their
lead of two runs in the ninth
when the Brooks got two men on
base by virtue of singles. then
Miller Richardson lined a %
pitch TO deep right center to
score the tying and winning run.
For the Brooks, Miller was the
leading hitter with three hits IN
four times at bat Lopez and San
tana hit three for the Strand
Strand Theater 8 Runs. 10
Hits, 5 Errors.
Brooks Stars 4 Runs, 7 Hits, d
Errors.
Batteries: Strand, Sanchez and
Fernandez: Brooks, j. Gallagher,
McIntoch and w. Gallagher.
All managers are requested to
be at President Roy Hamiin's Of
flee tonight at ZOO pm. TO draw
up the schedule for the second
nalf Of the league
The Island City Baseball
League will donate all the pro-
ceeds Of their games to the
March of Dimes Campaign The
schedule for these games viii be
made at a later date.
The BAH players in Key West
wanted a good park so that
when outside teams come here,
they could play on d c c n
grounds. Nov that we have q
park that we can be proud OF,
the players and the fans have
lost interest. Something should
be done TO show our city fathers
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
Distinguishing
Sports On Agenda

CINCINNATI pa flock of po-
tential headaches was on the agen-
da as preliminary sessions started
today for the 46th annual conven-
ton of the National Collegiate Ath-
letic Association.
The remedies - if found -- won
be considered until later in the
week. but the pains started before
the NCAA delegates arrived.
Some of them. notably that con-
corning the televiSing of football
games. have been going on for
many months,
Some of the others concerned
post season contests, principally
bowl football games; aid to ath-
leteS; out of season football
and basketball practice and pro-
posals to give the NCAA greater
authority over its members.
In addition. it was cinch the
college basketball gambling scan
dals and the question of de-empha-
sis of sports were certain TO have
at least unofficial places on the
program.
The actual NCAA sessions won I
start until Thursday but committee
gatherings and meetings OF affii-
lated organizations started today
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
Only 10 Unbeaten
Basketball Teams
Remain In Nation
Rx Ed cORRIGAN

NEW YORK iR-ThingS have
been tough for most of the college
basketball teams so lar this sea-
son. The conference races are just
starting and there are only 10 ma
jor undefeated teams.
If the favorites keep going down
as they have, the big boys in the
conferences could be in for trouble.
All the choices in the league races
have showed to advantage so far,
though.
Before Saturday nights action.
there we're 10 undefeated quin-
tets. Three bit the dust Michi-
gan State, La Sale and Murray
(Ky) State. So now the list stands
as follows:
Kansas (11-O, Florida 400, Sc
ton Hall 600, Mississippi State
(9-0l, Iowa 800, Illinois 800, Du-
quesne $50, Indiana go, ST.
Bonaventure 90, Syracuse (6-0).
OF the teams that dropped off the
list Saturday, only Michigan State
made it close, bowling to Iowa, 81.
60. St. Louis murdered La Sale,
62-46, and Dayton whipped Murray
State, $685..
You don't have to look any fufth-
err than the unbeaten list to see
the league that apparently is going
to get inyolved in the most bitter
fight, MS the Big Ten where three
of the unbeatens hang their hats
Illinois, Indiana and Iowa all are
in the thick of it. while Michigan
State could shoot out front if any
of the leaders should falter.
The nations No. team in last
weeks Associated Press poll, Kan
sas. has the best record. and the
Jayhawks look as though they new
er intend TO lose. They swamped
Oklahoma. 7l-4S.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
Florida Gators
Due To Tumble
From Unbeaten
BY VERNON BUTLER
Associated Press Sports Writer :


Barring a startling upset, the
high stepping young Florida Ga
tors are due to tumble from the
uhbeaten ranks this week and lose
their Southeastern Conference bas-
ketball leadership.
Saturday night at Gainesville the
fast breaking charges of John
Mauer take on mighty Kentucky,
and the Wildcats, rebounding from
last weeks close call with Louisi-
ana State, are expected TO pour it
on the upstart FlOridians.
Kentucky. heavily favored to re-
tain its SEC title, made its league
debut a record breaker last Thurs
day by running up the greatest
point total in conference history
In 1868 rout of Mississippi.
But the Wildcats were hard :
pressed Saturday night and needed
shot in the arm from a reserve
sophomore guard to subdue deter
mined l.. S. u. Billy Evans paced
a second half squirt which won for
the Ruppmen, STAT.
Darkhorse Mississippi State, CO.
leader with Florida with a 80 sec
record, meets opponents less gifted
than Kentucky this week and has
much better chance of holding
the lead. The surprisingly talented
Maroons buried cellar dwelling
Georgia, 1856. last week and are
favored over Mississippi Thursday
and Tulane Saturday.
L. S. u, beaten only by Mis-
sissippi State and Kentucky in nine
games. is rated to take a third
fall tonight from Vanderbilt but the
meeting has all the ingredients to
become the SEC game of the
week"
Vandy, rated just under Ken
lucky by the pollsters, began its
conference program last week with
an 5000 win over Tennessee.
Auburn, which zoomed away fast
and then began slipping two weeks
ago, faces Georgia Tech Wednes-
day and Vanderbilt Saturday. The
plainsmen still have a respectable
90 record but have rocky road
of 10 straight conference games
ahead.
Tech raised the hopes of its
boosters by winning the Carolina
Invitation Tournament during the
Christmas holidays but dashed
them by losing to Tulane last week,
In addition to their meeting with
Auburn, the Engineers tangle with
Alabama's sagging Crimsons. 'Ba-
ma hasn't won since edging Mis-
sissippi Dec. II.
Ten of this weeks IL games are
conference affairs. Georgia plays
South Carolina Saturday and Ken
lucky is host to Xavier tonight in
the inter conference Tits.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
Forest Evashevski
Named Lead Coach
At Iowa Univ.

IOWA CITY. la. R-Forest Eva
shevski, teacher of power foot
ball who calls his new lob real
challenge. Sunday night was APP
pointed head coach at the Unlver-
S:ty of Iowa,
The Iowa Board of Control OF
Athletics named the 80 year old
former Michigan star as Leonard
Raffensperger'S successor within
three hours after EvaShevkis for
NAL resignation was accepted by
Washington State College.
President Virgil Hancher of the
university. and the State Board OF
Education formally approved the
athletic boards recommendation
Sunday
Evashevksi was given five-year
contract and the right to bring his
own assistants. Both he and uni.
versity officials declined to reveal
his salary. which is presumed TO
top the $l2 900 he received at
WSC. :.
Evashevski. who as quarterback
did much of the blocking for All
America Tom Harmon in 1870. d.
reeted wSC to its best season IN
20 years last fall, The Cougars won
:, lost 3 and we're considered q
strong Pacific Coast contender IN
1852. His contract had three years
10 run.
Rafiensberger, IS, had another
year 10 so on three year pact.
Ills 1851 team won ?, lost S and
tied ? His over all record at
Iowa is sos.
Evashevsh said he would bring
three members of his present staft
To Iowa. They are Alton kircher,
Il. backfield coach: Bob Flora. 30
line coach and Dan Stavely. Ss'
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07

that we appreciate what they
have done for US.
Viii Vidal was the most valu-
able player IN 1851. In the 40
innings that he pitched, he all
lowed less than one run per IN
ming. His pitching record stands
at 5 wins and no losses. His bat
ting percentage Is 1874 This is a
record for pitcher in any
league.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
College Heads
Want End OF
Bowl Games
Their Recommendations
Must Be Accepted
Before End Of Bowl
Classics Is Announced

WASHINGTON R-Ten college
presidents today buckled down 10
the ehore of writing strict code
for intercolleg athletics.
They hope to complete their job
by nightfall. But exactly what they
have written which may have
a far reaching effect on college
sports - won't be made public
Immediately.
The report first will 60 to the
executive committee of the Amer
lean Council on -jucation for its
approval. No date has been set
for an executive committee meet
ing.
In addition to writing the report,
the committee was to hear from
Ben Carnevale of the Naval Acad-
envy, representing the nations bas-
ketball coaches, and Everett
Barnes of Colgate, representing
the baseball coaches.
At an earlier meeting the college
presidents listened to the football
coaches, and then decided that
football games should be confined
to the fall.
Their tentative conclusion: No
football games after the last Sat
urday in November or, possibly,
the first Saturday in December.
They still must decide which date
they prefer. But either way they
go, it would mean the end of post
season football bowl games if their
recommendations are accepted.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
JACK DELANEY

Scs eS:
The first four days of the
tournament are now history. Of
the twenty one c'assilicatons.
six have already been entered.
With TWEEN y->pNen days :cmain-
ing IN the FIRST period, the fol
lowing catchc. nave been report
ed:
Ambcrjack Thomas A. Halter
an. Great Neck. Long Island,
weight 80 pounds. length 3 feet,
II inches. glrth % inches. from
the Legion, Captain jake Key.
c. D. Wright, Villa Park, ILL.,,
weight III pounds, length B feet,
10 inches, girth 81 inches. DR..
Frank Nj. Shipman, Louisville,
XIV. weight 81 pounds, length 3
feet. 10 inches. from the Flo
: Along. Captain Ted CanoVa. Mrs.
Mike Wmanby Richmond, Ind,
weight 80 pounds, length B feel,
I 10 inches, girth 24'l inches. boat
: CAPTAIN not shown, Betty Mae
J Jordan, Indianapolis, Ind, weight
l35 pounds. length 3 feet, m
ches, girth 23l inches. Rev. Paul
Jordan, Indianapo is, Ind,
weight Al pounds, length ) feet,
| s inches, sirth - inches, from
Tho Mae West Captain John
West.
Barracuda: Phil PHILLIPS, Over
ton, Texas. weight IS pounds,
length 4 feet, 3 inches girth II
inches. from the Mae West Cap
/ tain John West.
i Cero Mackerel; Helen Brugus,
! Gary, Indiana, weight 10 pounds,
length . feet, 6i2 inches, girth
Il3A inches. from the Lucy, Cap
tain Bill Crespo.
Crevalle Jack: Mrs. George
Humphrey, NJ m phis, Tenn,
weight II pounds, length , feet,
9lainches. girth 1872 inches,
Wesley Lundquist, Chicago, Ill,
weight Is pounds, length y M
ches. girth 10 inches, Mrs. Wes-
lev Lundquist, weight II pounds,
length 2 feet, 8 inches, girth 20
inches, from the Sea Raider, Cap
tain Lefty Reagan
Grouper: Thomas A. Hailefan,
Great Neck, Long Island, weight
80 pounds, length 3 feet, 8 IN
Eches girth 20 inches. from the
Mae West, Captain John West.
Sailfish: DR. Frank Shipman'
Louisville, KY, weight ~ pounds,
length Z feet. 2 inches, girth "a
inches, from the Flo-Along. Cap
tain Ted Canova.
Tarpon: Gordon b. Hattersly,
Jr.. of Wynnewood, Pa. using
plug casting rod with 10 pound
test nylon line entered a catch
that tipped the scales at 58
pounds. measured feet IN
length with a girth of 26la in
ches. Another catch of ID
pound tarpon was made by
John B. Hetherston, also OF
| Wvnnewood, Pa, was released.
Good fishing and tight lines.
/ TIPPING TIE SCALES
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
GESU HIGH-l43l

Halftime score; Key West 81,
Gesu "a
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tContinued from Page Onel
in fact all housing accommoda-
tons which have not heretofore
been subject TO the Federal Regu-
lationS.
The officials stated that this
move is necessary TO protect ser
vice men and their families and
defense workers from exorbitant
rentals in the Key West Defense
Rental Area.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
4-BalI Handicap
PLAY Starts Sun.

The Key West Golf Club opens
this years activity with -Four
Ball handicap affair this Sunday.
This tournament is open 70 all
golfers who have . recognized
handicap.
Entry fee proceeds 60 to prizes.
Entries must be in no later
than Friday at pm Entries
may be made by signing at the
club or calling Pro. Lopez at
1921.
Tournament Director Norton
Harris and Pro. Lopez are plan
ming activity galore and oil golf
ers are urged 10 become active
a once ana establish tandlcaps.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
Key " esfers Score
500 Of All Fouls
Thrown: Lead
In Second Quarter
Bv JACK K. BURKE
Sports Feature Writer

The scoring twins, i'm the
persons of Bob Cooper and
James Baker, led the
lonchs of Key West High
School TO "a SAB victory
over Cesu High of Miami
Saturday night, before 200
partisans, in the local
gym.
In the first quarter, it
looked like three games in
succession was too much
for the Conchs. but with
3:I5 minutes gone i'm the
second quarter, Harry Nor.
vicI tied up the score al
1919 on IA free throw.
Then. when a Cesu guard
took the ball ont of bounds
rndcr the Conch's basket,
Coopcr intercen,ed the
threw in and laid it up for
tssO nOints Ia mt the
Couchs in tho lead which
thav uave~ reI;uruished.
Con,r,l of tho Ceeu blackboard
?n1 a tipht defence was the i'm
r,o~'an+ f~"torS &C the Conch's
victory Mus excellent team play
on nanv occasions.
Coorar again for the second
e+vaipht time lead his team in
tho rnor'no dorartment bv toss
irn in 10 field goals and one
FREQ throw for 81 points. Baker
cn,v manaoad to make seven
f'~ld goals but he made five out
If six losses from the free throw
lire to give him 10 points.
For Gesu, John CamuS scored
70 points and Joe Garvin 10.
Key West committed 20 per-
scnal fouls and Gesu 10, Out of
the 10 free throws that the
Conchs had. they made eight of
them for 80 percent. Gesu could
only make nine out of their 20
for 40 percent.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07
WALLS:
Welcome Traveller

Welcome Traveller
And welcome it really Is to
Tommy Bartlett OF the program
of the same name originating on
national radio hook up ana
listened to by millions. Tommy
took time out from his program
at Grand Central station in Chi
cage to spend the day fishing
with Captain John West in the
Gulf Stream.
1t was a hurried trip and as a
result Tommy did not have the
luck that his friend Phil Phillips
of Overton, Texas had at the
same time. Phil'S catch earned
him a Jaycee's citation for a
barracuda that tipped the scales
at Is pounds.
No doubt about ii Jimmy will
be back, otherwise what can he
tell his listeners about fishing on
the Keys.
Fishing De Luxe
At reasonable rates is available
to the sportsfisherman who likes
flying. Dr. w, r. Robinson, reg
ular win er visitor to Key West
ktook advantage of the fishing
flight with Penn Edgar who
docks his plane in the Garrison
Blight. and returned to Key West
with a permit weighing &c
pounds.
Edgar has introduced some
thing new to the fisherman in
these waters by using life RAJ t,
placed under the stern of the
plane after it lands on the mud
flats. When the permit strikes
the fisherman jumps into the
raft and away he goes for ride.
Rdgar claims it saves wear and
tear on the fisherman.
Tarron Fishing
And a tournament for this
gamest of the game fish is some
thing the Keys should undertake,
and at the earliest possible mo-
ment. Unlike most localities the
tarpon can be caught right at our
back door. so why not capitalize
on it.
They appear to be running a
little early this year. Two have
been entered in the tournament
while catches have been report.
ed from the docks along the
waterfront. Between the Cham
Der of Comerce, the Jaycees, the
city and county, tournament
specializing in tarpon could be
put on in this area, second &c
none in the country.
The Pelican Sees
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Adams, reg.
ular visitors to the charter docks
with their son, Jeff Brodhead OF
the Key West Photo Service. anc
the JayceeS photographer with
his ever present camera; Merrill
FELTON, of the A & B Fish Com
pany picking ur the fish catches.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan Niles al
brother Cleveland's fishing boat
Ella Castro learning about fish
ing tournaments, part of her
Jayshee training; Theda Trevor
and her baby, and how 1t has
grown: and Reese Thompson
lending Limo Castro, fishing
chairman a hand TO enter the
fish.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07

Mickey Vernon of the Washington
Senators hit nine home runs ~
1850. Five of them were at YANKEE
Stadium.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07

Bobby Jones. fiye-time winner Of
the US amateur crown. was re.
Gently elected captain Of the Ro-
val and Ancient Golf Club Of St.
Andrew s, Scotland.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1952-01-07

The great racing mare Peytona
retired in iss5 with earnings OF
sss 600 for victory in six of seven
starts.
The journal. (Caldwell, Ohio) 1934-1961, 1952-04-17

Deaths: Homer G. Wilson, 48,
Marietta; William Trap, 81, of
Lowell.
The journal. (Caldwell, Ohio) 1934-1961, 1952-04-17
Recreation Program

1t is quite evident that the people of Noble County ap-
prove a summer recreation program for their children, if the
results from Tag Day last Saturday are any indication.
Mrs. Ward Murrey, Tag Day chairman, said today that
slightly more than $4,000 was realized Saturday from the
sale of the tags.
This money will be used for the supervised program
during the summer months and will enable the committee
to purchase much needed equipment.
The American Legion and it's auxiliary have donated a
sum of money to the cause and the VIEW post is holding a
turkey shoot next Sunday at the fairgrounds for this pur-
pose. All the proceeds from the shoot will 60 toward super
vised play this summer for the children.
Mrs. Mary Moscrip is chairman of the summer recreation
program and Gerald Drake has consented to be the program
director.
The program will be held three days each week at the
Caldwell high school athletic field and the gymnasium. 1t is
scheduled to commence on June Is and continue thru to
August /.
1t is believed that approximately $500 will be needed for
the program and the committee will appreciate any contri-
buttons from business places or individuals. They should be
mailed to Mrs. Mary Moscrip.
We urge you to get behind this program with your help
and assistance for it is all volunteer and your aid will be
appreciated.
The journal. (Caldwell, Ohio) 1934-1961, 1952-04-17
Gold In The Head

There is something that's a nuisance
And it is a thing to dread,
It's a stopped-up, horrid feeling
Just a plain cold in the head.
Feeling like a stuffed potato
With your eyes a watery hue,
And a nose that keeps on running
Matters not what you do.
Everything is kind of fuzzy,
Taste buds, they have gone to sleep,
Rocked by your relentless coughing
Like the, Cradle of the deep"
You're a basso-a profundo,
For your voice is hoarse and harsh
You could blend in on the chorus
With the b~ullfrogs in the march. 2
It's an awful thing to suffer
With this malady we get
With all our modern medicines
1t still is with us yet. -
So here is one conclusion,
Is it not a basic fact?
The only way it not to have
Is if your head you lacked.
w. c. Garrett