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The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1952-10-09

Veterans hospital in Miles
City for surgery and treatment.
returned to Hardin Tuesday of
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Darr Kicker at
tended the fall formal dance
ut the Highlands Golf club in
Billings Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ronnie Rich
mond and Darlene drove to
Billings on business Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lowell Painter,
Ann and Charles drove to
Butte Saturday to pick up MI.
Painters parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
c. F. Painter. of Salt Lake City,
Utah, who will visit their son
and family for several weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dave Borgan
and Mayor and Mrs. Jens Kali
berg attended the fall ceremon-
ial and formal dance given by
the Kalif Shrine in Powell,
Wyo., Saturday. Messers Borgan
and kalberg are members of
the Arab Patrol of the AL
Bedoo Shrine of Billings and
participated in the parade and
ceremonial, while the ladies
were guests of the Kalif Shrine
for luncheon. That evening
they all drove to Cody, Wyo.,
with several friends for dinner
before returning to Powell for
the dance.
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Warn Of Dangers
For Night Drivers

Death travels dark roads,"
I Supervisor H. L. O'Neal of the
Montana Highway Patrol used
that grim reminder today in
warning local motorists of the
dangers that confront the night
time driver.
October brings shorter days
and longer nights" the super
visor said. For the next six
months, drivers will face an in
creaSing number of miles they
may have to travel in the
Supervisor O'Neal based his
warning of night driving haz-
ards on records compiled by
the National Safety Council.
The council says that on a
mileage basis two to three
times as many traffic accident
fatalities occur at night as in
daylight.
Dimly- Lighted streets and I'M
lighted rural highways call for
extra vigilance on the part of
motorists who are driving at
night, the supervisor cautioned.
"The night time drive should
reduce speed even under the
most ideal night time driving
conditions" he warned.
Supervisor O'Neal reminded
motorists that regardless of
what the other driver does, both
courtesy and the law demand
that motorists dim their head
lights when approaching or
driving behind another vehicle.
He also took occasion to warn
night time drivers against wear
ing sun glasses to cut down
glare from an approaching cars
lights.
"Sun glasses will cut down
the glare, all right" he said,
"but they also reduce your own
vision at the same time. Don't
wear them at night"
Reduced speed, vigilance and
care are practical safeguards
against night driving hazards,
he said.
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Fraser for Congress
Club Is Formed

Willard Fraser, Democratic
candidate for Congress has an
nounced the formation OF a
Fraser for Congress club, with
headquarters in Billings. The
organization is composed OF:
Richard Bottomley, Great
Falls; Eugene Carroll. Nancy
Robinson, C. G. Cunningham,
Lawrence Gaughan, Billings; AL
Hanson, Baker; Ray Larson,
Shelby; Russell Hard, Laurel;
Mrs. S. E. Moss, Almond Tom,
Miles City; Lyman Williams,
Moccasin; Mrs. Jack Zappone,
LeWistown, and John Putnam,
Hardin. Campaign director is
Marvin J. Fraser.
Bottomley, president of the
group, said 1--WE are a repre-
sentative group of Montana cit
liens who are in full accord
with President Truman, when
he stated at Tiber Dam: And
I want to say a special word
about your Democratic candid
ate for Congress, Willard E.
Fraser. If you are interested in
help in getting things done for
Eastern Montana, just send
him to Congress. The way he
has been talking to me this
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Locals

Mrs. Gabe Goddard and
daughter, Grace, arrived by
plane from EStancia, N. M,
wednesday night and are visit
ing at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. c. D. Goodnow in Hardin:
Mrs. Goddard is a daughter OF
the GoodnoWS.
1t. and Mrs. Dean Iverson
left last Sunday for Pensacola,
Fla, where 1t. IverSon will at
tend flight school for Is
months.
Mrs. Jessie Johnson arrived
Thursday of last week to visit
her brother-in-law and sister,
Mr.. and Mrs. Matt Brown. Mrs.
Johnson plans to leave for her
home in Venice, Cal, Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Cochran
drove his sister, Mrs. Amy Hol-
land. to Billings Sunday eve
ming where she entrained for
her home in Eldon, Iowa, after
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Sunday School and Adult
Bible Glass GAS am.
Morning Services 11:00 with
nursery.
Bible Study Wednesday, 7:45
pm.
st. Thomas Episcopal
Center Ave.
Rev. John Hannahs, pastor
Sunday School 10:30-11:30.
Evening Services 1880.
Cottage Methodist Church
416 N. Crow.
H. G. Butler, Pastor.
Sunday School 9:45 am.
Morning Services HOO o'clock.
Sermon Topic, where do we
go from here?"
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LibrdrY Notes

These books have been re-
Gently added to the library
shelves: al
Bennett - Border Craze"
western.
Busch - "Adlia E. Stevenson
of illinois," Biography. -
Carter - Lucky the Bride"
Romance. i
Chambers - Witness" About
communism and the Hiss case.
Coles calais Uncle Hugo"
Mystery. go.
Dufffeld - "Love Deferred"
Romance.
Ellsberg - "Pa ssport for Jen-
infer" Bringing a baby from
England to the United States
for adoption needs the help of
a wartime salve expert to cut
through the red tape;
Franken - Claudia: the
Story of a Marriage" Fiction.
The Claudia novels in one large
Gardner "Ffery Fingers
Mystery. IT,
Gilkey - "Here is Help for
You" Religion.
Heckelman - Hell in Hols-
ters." western.
Lucas - mans First Million
Years." About man during pre-
historic times.
Neill - TRAITORS Moon" A
novel of 18th century England.
Ritner - Keepsake" Fiction.
Tickell - Island Rescue"
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S5.596.000 IN PAYMENTS

Payments to living policy
holders in Montana from their
life insurance companies were
SIS, 1896, 900 in 1851, which was
$40 of the years total life in
surance payments to the fam
lilies of this state, the Institute
of Life Insurance reports. These
payments were in addition to
$4,839,000 of death benefits paid
to the families of this state and
compare with payments of S.
$4,000 to living policyholders
the year before.
Alcholoic drinks made from
honey were common in ancient
times.
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having spent a week visiting
the CochranS.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. G.. Balfour
of Greybull, Wyo., were house
guests last week end at the T.
A. Weir home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Buzzetti of
MiSsoula spent the week end at
the home of her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. E. l.. Kelley.
Mrs. Anna Strohmeir of Bill
ingS was a Sunday afternoon
caller at the home of Mrs. l.. J
Wallace.
Mrs. William Franklin spent
Sunday at Belfry, Mont, where
the members of the Billings
Music Teachers association
were guests at the home of Mrs.
Bronson Tolman. A business
meeting was held following din
ner served by the hostess.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Wildin
made a trip to Newell, SO. Oak,
on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. P. Ross left
Friday to spend a week with
their son, r. S. Ross, and fam
lily at their home in Great
Falls.
Mrs. A. L. Torske and her
sister, Mrs. Darwin Ulrich, of
Alma, Wise, left Sunday for
Seattle, Wash, where they were
called by the illness of their sis
ter, Mrs. Sue Rupp.
Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Newark,
who were married here Septem-
Der 81, arrived home from their
honeymoon trip to Denver,
Colo, Friday. Monday Mr.. and
Mrs. S. B. Newark drove them
to Billings where they will visit
the younger Mrs. Novark's
grandmother, Mrs. George Will
liams, for two days before leav-
ing for San Diego, Cal, where
they will make their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. w. Thorn
formerly of Cheyenne Agency,
S. OAK, arrived Tuesday of last
week to make their home in
Hardin. They are staying with
their Son-in-law and daughter,
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Wildin,
temporarily until their house
at 319 N. Cody Ave. is ready
for occupancy. Mr.. Thomas re-
Gently retired after a number
of years employment with the
U. S. Indian Service.
Mrs. I. L. Dehnert was hos
tess to members of her hobby
club at her home Monday aft
ernoon.
Mrs. J. J. Ping, Mrs. L. j.
Wallace and Mrs. Dave EgneW
attended the meeting of the
Yellowstone Association of Con-
gregational churches last We'd
nesday and Thursday in Big
Timber. Mrs. Egnew who re-
manned to attend Fridays
meeting, went from there TO
Butte to be present at the
Council of Church Women
which will be held there this
week.
Week end guests at the home
Of Mrs. L. j. Wallace were her
son-in-law, Frank Kaste1itz,
and three children and his
mother, Mrs. Mary Kastelitz, of
Joliet, who came to see the
new baby, Susanna. who was
born to Mrs. Frank Kastelitz
Thursday at the Big Horn Co.
Community Hospital.
Ms. L. r. Cool, Mrs. L. S.
Mchllister, Mrs. T. A Wei and
Mrs. Amy Holland spent Thurs
day in Billings. Mrs. L. P.
Strand, who had veen receiving
medical treatment for ten days
at the Deaconess hospital, re-
turned to her home with them.
Mr. and Mrs. Ben Davis and
son, Alan, who were enroute to
their home in Missoula from a
months trip to Penna., stopped
off in Hardin to spend the week
end with her parents, MI. and
Mrs. Ira Cochran.
Mrs. E. E. Jackson drove to
Bozeman Saturday to see her
daughter, Mrs. Zales N. Ecton,
II, who underwent emergenC"
surgery in that city the end
of the week.
Bill Walker, who was in the
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losA GO TO ~
-TEeHUReH
DE&a,sia1T
II. JOSepb's n

II. JOsepb's Catholic
c. l.. Owens, S. j., pastor
Mass will begin at $50 ever,
Sunday morning
Church of Jesus Christ of
Latter Day Saints
Sunday school 10 a.. m, in the
Seventh Day Adventist church
Church of Open Bible =
c. w. Hart, pastor
Sunday school, 10 a m
Morning worship, II a. m.
OvercomerS service, 7 p. m
EvangeliStic service, 7:30 pm
Mid-week service. Wednesday
100 pm.
Redeemer Lutheran
missouri SynOd)
9TH and Crawford
o. F. Wagner. pastor
Sunday School and Bible Glass
10 am.
Morning Services with Holy
Communion HOO am.
First Congregational
Third St. & Cody Ave.
Leonard Kovar, Pastor.
Sunday School 9:45 am.
Morning Services II a. m.
Nursery.
Jr. High Youth Group 400.
Sr. High Youth Group $50.
Church of God, End & Crow
Sunday School, 1000.
Morning Services, HOO.
Evening Services, 7:45.
Mid Week Services, Wed. al
7:45.
st. Johns Lutheran missouri
SynOd) st. Xavier
O. F. Wagner, pastor
Afternoon Services 2:30 pm.
Sunday School and Bible Class
following.
First Baptist
Corner 9Th and Custer
VIM. j. Penne1l, Pastor
Sunday School, 1000 a. m.
Morning services II am.
B. Y. F. groups 7 pm.
Bible Study and prayer 800
pm. each Wednesday.
Foursquare Gospel, 3rd & Miles
Pastor, E. Fitch.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Morning services, IL a. m.
Evening Services. 7:45 p. m.
Burgess Memorial, Crow Agency
G. A. Bentley, pastor
Sunday school, 1920 a. m.
Evening Services 7:30 pm.
Wednesday Evening 1880, In
dian Prayer Meeting.
Seventh Day Adventist, 9Th and
Cody
e. g. Fresk, pastor
Saturday, Sabbath school, $50
a. m Morning service. II a. m.
Christ Evangelical & Reformed
781 N. Cheyenne
A. G. Kroehler. Pastor
Sunday School GAS am.
Morning Services 1O:45 am.
Bible Study and Prayer Ser
vice, Wednesday, 7:30 p. m.
Youth Fellowship, Monday.
1880.
Choir practice, Thursday, 7:30
First American Lutheran
Terry Ave. and 9TH st.
Howard Gravrock, Pastor.
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morning about Yellowtail dam,
I know he, won't rest until ne
gets it built" >~s +
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Willard E. Fraser has never re-
fused q call for assistance from
any citizen. regardless Of his
economic. political. racial. re-
ligious. or social status; nor
hos he ever refused q call to
duty by city. state, or nation.
(Pol. Adv. paid for by Big Horn County
Democratic Central Committed
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Fiction. Humorous story OF a
wartime plot to keep a valuable
COW.
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Nine VA Employees
Here Retired

Nine employees of the Veterans
Administration Central Office here,
two of them with more than 43
years of Government service each,
retired yesterday.
They include:
Edward S. Butscher, clerk-ste-
nographer in the appeals opera
ton service, who has As years of
Government service. He lives at
816 E street NE.
Samuel F. Cooper, administra-
tive assistant in the office of the
assistant administrator for finance.
43 years. He lives at 1880 Eastern
avenue NE.
Miss Flora H. Elliott, adjudica-
tor in the dependents and bene-
ficiaries claims service, "a years.
She lives at 1915 @ street NV.
Mrs. Beulah M. Garbis, secre-
tary in the professional service,
department of medicine and sur
gerry, 81 years. Her home is at $500
Fourteenth street NV.
Miss Minnie L. Holderby, bene-
fit-payment roll clerk in the pay
ees' account service, 80 years. Sne
lives at 2701 Fourteenth street
NV.
Mrs. Anna M. Kirkpatrick, mail
clerk in the administrative serv-
ice. 81 years. She lives at Bowie.
Md.
Frank Moskey, attorney adviser
in the consultant service of the
Board of Veterans Appeals. "a
years. He lives in the Burlington
Hotel.
Clarence H. Sorrell, accounting
and fiscal clerk in the loan guar
anty service. 81 years. His home
is at 4lO2 Quintana street, Hyatts-
vile, Md.
Mrs. Matilda K. Wizard, account
ing and fiscal clerk in the insur-
ance accounts service, % years.
She lives at 2127 P street NV.
Evening star., 1952-05-01
U. 5. General Sees Rouf
!If Reds Invade Formosa
BY the Associated Press

TAIPEH. Formosa. May L.
Maj. Gen. William C. Chase, OBJ
serving his first year as head of
the United Military Assistance
Advisory Group to Formosa, today
predicted disaster for the Chinese
Reds if they attempt to invade
the Chinese Nationalist bastion.
II feel if a large number of
junks come, a large number will
be sunk and there,ll be a lot of
dead Communists in the water
he said.
Gen. Chase activated the MAAG
with his arrival here one year ago
today.
Accompanied by Chinese and
American officers and newsmen,
he watched Nationalist ground
troops and anti-aircraft firing
practice near the northwestern tip
of Formosa.
New American guns were used.
Gen. Chase, colorful. World
War II commander of the United
States 1st Cavalry Division,
the firing as excellent.
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Virus XIs Actually 3ODiseoses,
|Antibiotics Studies Reveal

were Jumped together under vague
names like congestion, catarrh,
summer flu and bowel troubles.
Now that they are out in the
open they number at least 80.
The psychologists are worried
about the antibotics all Of us are
getting in our daily food. We
get tiny bits from milk, due to
giving them for cattle diseases.
Also from pork because anti
Ibiotics are given to make pigs
grow faster and from chicken
and eggs for the same reason.
(The Swiss cheese makers are
tearing their hair because these
Iantibiotics In milk interfere with
making their holes)
The bacteriologists fear that
these tiny quantities will sensi-
Itize us SO that some cannot take
Iantibiotics when i'll. They also
reported today that the antibiotics
in milk kill some germs in our
bodies which make vitamins for
Inc
Evening star., 1952-05-01
BY the Associated Press

MANILA, May 1.-High-rank-
ing naval officers Of the United
States, France and Great Britain
gathered at Sangley Point on Ma
Inila Bay today for a series of con-
ferences expected to last until
Saturday.
The officers are Admiral Arthur
w. Radford, commander in chief,
~. S. Pacific Fleet; Rear Admiral
Richard H. Cruzen, commander of
the U. S. Philippines Command; !;
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Tito Says New Weapons
Ease Danger Of War
BY the Associated Press

BELGRADE, Yugoslavia, May l
Premier Marshal Tito says the
development of new mass-destrlic-
ton weapons has eased "a little
the danger of q third world war.
However, 1--WE still must remain
alert" he cautioned a delegation
of army reserve officers last night
He pledged Yugoslavia's defen-
sive strength in any fight against
aggression but said his country
would steer away from regional
defense pacts because World War
II experience had shown such
agreements were "only pieces of
paper"
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Retria| Of Policemen
In New York Based
On Perjury Charges
BY the Associated Press

NEW YORK, May 1.-Perjury
charges will be the prosecution!
chief weapon in the second de.
Ipartmental trial of II policemen
who denied in their first tria
that they knew Boss Bookie Harry
Gross or accepted money from
him.
The line Of attack against tht
defendants was indicated yester.
day by Victor Herwitz. assistant
corporation counsel, as he opposed
IA defense injunction move claim
ling double jeopardy.
OF the five retrial charge.
against the men, Mr.. Herwitz said
two are brand new" even if the
first three are declared double
Jeopardy.
The new charges. he said, accuse
the II of having falsely obtained
Iacquittal through this perjury"
Retrial Ruling Due Saturday.
Earlier yesterday, Justice Ber.
lnard Botein reserved decision un-
It'll Saturday on the plea for ar
order barring retrial.
Mr.. Herwitz had asked Judge
Botein to set an early date fol
a ruling because five of the men
have filed for retirement this
month.
''These five men," he said, twill
be automatically retired unless
removed from the department be-
fore them
If the trial of the five were not
completed before the 3O-day
period before retirement became
effective, Mr.. Herwitz added, they
could not be dismissed without
pensions.
Eighteen policemen went on tria
last November, accused of dippins
into the 81 million a year protec-
|tion money Gross said he paio
police to wink at his $40 million
a-year gambling business.
Only II are up for retrial be.
cause one defendant is on sick
leave.
Others May Be Involved.
All 18 were acquitted in the first
trial when Gross refused to testify
against them. It also has been
indicated that more than the Ia
would be involved once the trial
got under way.
Gross, now serving a 12-year
prison term for gambling and con-
spiracy, said yesterday he is going
to testify "all the way down the
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Mrs. Ridpath Takes Over
Davis House MANAGEMENT

Mrs. Mabel Brewer Ridpath,
formerly an instructor at Friends
School, Westtown, Pa, today took
over management of the Davis
House, center sponsored by the
American Friends Service Com.
mittee at 1922 r street NV.
The Davis House offers hospital
ity to foreign visitors on govern
ment, church or educational as
signments dealing with interna-
tional cooperation. and to those
on business for the AFSC and
other Quaker organizations.
Mrs. Ridpath succeeds Mrs.
Grace S. Lowry, who has been
named director of the Quaker
Center in Calcutta.
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Far East Naval Chiefs Confer at Manila Bay

Admiral Sir Guy Russell, COM
manding British Far East Naval
Forces, and Vice Admiral Apul
ortoli. commander Of French
Naval Forces in the Far East.
Admiral Ortoli arrived yester-
day by air from Saigon. Admiral
Russell's headquarters are in
Singapore.
No public announcement has
been made regarding the purpose
Iof the meetings.
Evening star., 1952-05-01
By Howard w. BIokesIee
Assoeiutsd Press Science Editor

BOSTON, May 1.-THE mysteri-
Gus Virus x is really 80 diseases
The doctors are not yet ac-
|quainted with most of them and
so they call these troubles x.
How the wonder drug anti
biotics brought this to pass was
described to the Society of Ameri-
can Bacteriologists today in q
symposium on viruSes.
When antibioticS, such as
penicillin, streptomycin, aureomy-
Gin and all the others, save ou1
lives, or cure serious illness, they
kill a lot of our most dangerous
germ enemies. That leaves oul
bodies open to attack from a less
dangerous but large host oi
viruses. Because of the anti
biotics, the bacteriologists have
been discovering them in rapid
succession.
We always had them. but they
Evening star., 1952-05-01
Maintenance Traininq
In Air Force Probed;;
Officers Defend Big
BY the Assoeiated Press

| A Senate subcommittee. said to.
day it has been investigating All
Force technician training pro.
lgramS for several months.
AT the same time, the Air Fore,
ANNOUNCED that less than 10 PEI
cent of the accidents involving
B-29S have been due to errors o1
maintenance personnel.
Eight of the big bombers based
at Randolph Air Force Base, Tex.
have crashed since the B-29 crew.
training program was activatec
there in August, 1850.
Some of the Randolph reserv-
lists who went on strike against
flying duty April / have said that
poor maintenance was involved
Three Centers Cited.
A spokesman for a Senate
Armed Services subcommittee
HEADED by Senator Lyndon B.
johnson, Democrat. of Texas said
the group has been looking into
training methods and costs at
Keesler Air Force Base, Miss. ;
Sheppard Air Force Base, Tex,
and Scott Air Force Base, Ill.
He said the subcommittee has
uncovered great deal of data
but, being short of investigators,
has not vet decided whether to
hold hearings.
He added that among the ma
terial under study is a report by
the Stanford University Research
Institute on Air Force training of
pilots and aircraft engine tech
nicianS, prepared for the Air
Force almost two years ago. It
has never been made public.
Repeatedly it argued for train
ing Of aircraft technicians by
civilian schools. rather than at
military installations. Additional
investments in Air Force training
bases within the past two years,
however, have eliminated much of
the advantage that might have
been gained by contract-training
programs.
Two Major Probes Under Way.
The Senate subcommittee al
ready has two major investiga-
tlons under way-one on the
status of air strength from the
procurement viewpoint and one
on waste in connection with the
construction of overseas airbases.
A recent roundup Of military
plane accidents in the United
States and adjoining areas showed
that 298 airmen had been killed
within six months, and that more
men were being killed in such
accidents than in the air war in
Korea.
On the other hand, Air Force
Secretary Finletter recently an
nounced a record low in major
accidents to military aircraft.
Mr.. Finletter said the rate in
1851 was 80 accidents for each
100000 aircraft flying hours, COM
pared with So per 100000 in 1850,
and 500 per 100000 in 1921.
Better Accident Investigation.
He said the improvement was
achieved in the face Of a huge
expansion program and the use
OF faster and more complicated
aircraft, and was due in part to
more scientific accident investiga-
ton and the positive identification
of accident causes.
The Air Force, celebrating on
the accident summary, said that
only 81 per cent of the 1851 total
OF major accidents of military air.
craft involved B-29s.
At Randolph Field, Maj. Gen.
Julius K. Lacey, commanding the
crew training, said recently he
doubted that the six officers there
who had refused to fly did so be-
cause they were afraid of the B-29.
Evening star., 1952-05-01

line" He repeatedly hopes for q
sharply curtailed sentence for
naming names" this time.
Pending outcome of the defense
injunction action, James A. Dele
hanty, third deputy commissioner
Tentatively postponed the trial
until 8 am. (EST) Monday.
Evening star., 1952-09-21

VMA y %sO FSA
cent as blind as the ordinary
restaurant waiter.
Have you ever tried to gain the
attention of a waiter when you are
choking over a red-hot bite of
potato and need a guip Of ice
water to keep the inside Of your
mouth from burning up altogether?
You can stand on your head, bal
ance a dozen dinner rolls ON your
feet. and wall Cry" more piteous-
ly than Johnnie Ray and the waiter
viii still stare steadfastly in the
opposite direction.
But try to leave without paying
your check! Ah, then, my friend,
you win be surrounded by four
walters, the maire d'h0tel. and
the sheriff so fast the first syilables
OF must nave fOfgOtten Will
stick in your throat.
II ID THE THEORY of Play
wright George S. Kaufman that
the consistent inability of walters
to see frantically beckoning Gus
TONERS is not hereditary but an
acquired art, mastered only after
months of diigent study. It is his
further belief that it takes addi-
tional months of practice for a
waiter invariably to get the orders
of a dining twosome mixed up.
Only nm expert can 50 con-
sistently plank the filet mignon