Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-07-25


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family business left smmcrnE the
Regardless of the reason for departing they make their excuses
they optimism at
prisoned they
they agonnng being
hearty SwOop
to laugh it all off.
"EyA George" they say I they you
yet Ha ha ha!" II patient is male these kids
may produce a of 'front.' a coat" n
nip you mouary George
boy Georges doctor has probably warned him that he ever
another anything alcoholic. "mortuAry"
temporary stop the glory viii
hoop You look great George old bow, Simply great, remember
Harry Scoo the office had the Harry
never came out of it, but George old boy look great
The most frustrating hospital visitor the
patient patient
talk about HER operation because the visitor s too busy giving
the details Of experiences under the knife PropI"
hospitals "a Of talking
about tibet" recatran nsd"s and the n"dCa remedies applied
suddenly very
portant. patient rbly
OF the an"sthc the female gender because
this device limited almost entirely frmaes Her visitor
cuts her off with:
Why that's nothing My doctor told that when
The patient that her operation
critical the sugcHy involved whHcng that hap
Now told that the cutting anatomy
amateur probing pcnknfe manipulated to nngemalI
Lame Brain 1. one the stte Having been In the
hospital up my
qucttc. Instead. the n sICkoom
until the nuse comes In and sweep. me out with broom I am
afraid III friend viii think DESERVING her him
hour Of need
bring "a half
whodunts Previous ss Escapes have brought the
whounIts the patient has but towards
the bedside table The whohunts nesting
priority
spent nd bursts Of
brilliant conversation like this:
Lame BraIn We'll. you took good How do you
Patient: feet all my inner night"
Tommy Boozit got drunk last sat
urAy night" This keeping tn" conversation cheerful
foksy I"VrI)
says my biggest
made"
Lame sImm. lost ten pound. Reducing
Patient The doctor
IncIsion he ever
Henry Scadoodcs mother In law
hit him o. a
Patient: "Th" doctor he's taking stitches
80 on into the night.
People hospitals about their operations Their
acnguP nndeS tn" state Of hospital cuisine IN" life Of the
duty They temporarily detached from
the outside world superiority
walking around with their innardS untampered
Seems the b" rule hospital visiting CAB
and git Wish could follow it myself
am taking first vacation In sspt~m-
ber Win have two coumnIst you. people
want they will b" two ladies" married to famous gentle
men II cant get the two people prefer
known Esntrmsn mind would to keep
feminine hands, II possible
The people ask to guest column you just
about what think you'd Hike to hear from them Okay'
earth did singer Johnny Ray pull off in Minneapolis
the Hotel RadSSon7 Daily reported
Ray skating the squirting
thing at people and balancing dishes dining
Sullivan put Ray his place with a
"eIdom apply thu term d.Inr ul.h.d"
to motion picture th"se almost
MT the hm Carrie" bA."d novel
Carrie"
Maybe II IL the Of direction
William Wyler who pretty packpot
he did with Place In The Sun" adaptation
AN American Tragedy"
Oliver studied long and ~
cent that he could play the % George
wood the Of fashionable Chicago restaurant NJ
turn 81 the century tremendous taIsnt
that h. accomplished the few
Carrie" s IN" story o. security shrcyh
1.-THE two often together tragicany
girl HIS love his degeneration
for dramatic but no, happy picture
IennifsT Jones In a moving and very we'll
balanced ss0sitNs performance
Vp~ri"h wife Eddie AIh"t
Carrie from tho gutter and then Olivier
kind SrtnE
Carrie" pictures Of IIpIys,<l
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review chose We're Not Married" July edi,on
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