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spoke Of how he but they didn't realize that the
kid was paying compliment to his pretty nurses.
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man from Boston claims that he spent Ave hours in
Heaven and says he found there We all wondered it
that is why he returned to earth.
Alady in Rhode Island claims that other foe taking
preference Boston the traditional baked beans She
claims that every year $1,000 tons OF acaron eaten
in this city, and only 10000 tons Of beans
Do you know that Boston the largest wool market in
the United and became the wool center of the world
following the last World War? Many wealthy families in
and around Boston still enjoying the money handed down
them by their who engaged in the wool
business.
Longfellow could take worthless sheet of paper write
poem it, and make it worth $4,000 That is GENIUS
Mrs, Jack Gardner could sign her name to piece OF
paper and make 1t worth millions. That is CAPITAL
Uncle Sam can take gold, stamp eagle on it. and make
it worth $40. That is MONEY.
mechanic can take material worth $500 and make an
article worth $50 That is SKILL
An artist can take fifty cent piece of canvas paint
picture on it, and make it worth $1,000 That is ART.
God take worthless sinful life, wash it in the
blood of Christ put His spirit in it. and make it blessing to
humanity. That is SALVATION.
Look out for those sweaters that beng sold through
out the country which made up with dangerous filler Of
some kind that is very inhamable you light cigarette
while wearing of these cheap things there will be
explosion and fire you had been drenched with gasoline
These sweaters have been sold from door to door in other
states but not yet Mass folks who still blessed with
Ii heap Of common sense.
Don't wait untilt is near March before visiting the Office
Of the Revenue Collector in your district to get assistance
with your income tax return They will help you and in fact
complete your return so that YOU can save fee charged
when you go the socaed experts Most important there
won't be any come back" if you let Unce Sam" do that
job for you
About fifty years ago the record shows that there
about $4,000 horses in Boston Today there only 269 of
these ovabe animals to be in the city And this in
cude riding stables and parks People beginning to
notice good horse more than ever and if mountd police
stops by group will gather to pet and feed
his beautiful steed.
When Admiral George Dewey sAenced the guns of the
enemy the harbor of Manila he popular in 1898
than Eisenhower And when Dewey came to Boston
899 this city the greatest reception rendered
an Individual here up that time Fifty thousand cheering
admirers amed themselves in front of the South Station
and went wild with enthusiasm for this hero whom the
whole country hailed the next President of the United
States few months after this Dewey the biggest hero of
his time was called "Heel. The thing happened
to Teddy" Roosevelt and the thing will happen to
Eisenhower if he enters politics.
Chuckle of the week Jack Benny noted for his onstage
stinginess One day he and Rochester dropped into
restaurant on Broadway which Benny knew allowed no
tipping Opon finishing his meal Benny looked up to see
the waitress staring him if expecting pecuniary gift
Benny was prompted to sputter 81 tipping is forbidden
here Bless your little heart the waitress replied point
edly. "Appes were forbidden in the Garden, too.