Evening star., 1952-12-14

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Central Ike he whipped me.
"All did was pray that Harry
soon would let me
run my campaign myself.
Cant 20 on-ev'ry vote ! had
is gone
Stormy weather!
"Glad that man and amt to-
gether-
"Keeps raining all the time!
"Keeps raining all the time!"
Another survivor, identified a.
Seaman -no-class Jacob Arvey.
tried to console Capt. Stevenson
remarking that the CIO. AFL
UNIV. ADA and SPCA all said 1t
still belonged to them. To the tune
of You Belong to Me-" Mr.. Arvey
sang:
"Count the votes you got down
Georgia way,
"Proof enough the party's there
to stay.
"Just remember, Adlai, all the
day
"You belong to me-"
Capt. Stevenson. somewhat
cheered, turned out some of his
famous campaign quips with the
remark: II got a million of them,
but his campaign manager. Wilson
Wyatt. broke in with: 1T wasn't
that funny down South, son.
Mr.. Wyatt, to the tune of Birth
of the Blues" reminisced about
the Southern vote as he sang:
"They knew that oil underworld
"All that Southern revolt
"And they made that
"The start of our blues"
Mr.. Michel pondered the future
on this beautiful isle of nowhere
and asked Seaman Estes Kefauver
if he had any ideas. Mr.. Kefauver
said he'd be satisfied just to get
back in the boat. Seaman Bill
Benton sang this to his fellow crew
members to the tune of wish You
Were Here:
"Some ones counted the votes
all wrong this year,
wrecked our career.
sand why were the polls nearly
right this year?
"They interfere"
"Walkin' to Missouri"
An actor cast as Vice President
Barkley gazed off across the strand
and told the Bounty's survivors he
could see a man walking. just
walking" Capt. Stevenson wanted
to know whether the man was
walking toward them or going
away. Mr.. Barkley said he might
be doing both" and. to the tune OF
''Walkin' to Missouri" the soloist
sang:
"It looks like Harry. walkin',
walkin',
"Walkin' to Missouri,
'He steps along 50 spry
1T looks like Harry, walkin',
walkin'
"Walkin' to Missouri;
Got a twinkle in his eye.
"He says he's happy his job is
done,
Got time now to have some fun.
From here on his worries will
be few.
II guess his favorite sport will
be,
"To check on the G. o. p,
To see what those snollygosters
/ do.
Perhaps a teacher of history,
us what Harry'd like to be.
HE smiles when he hears that
classroom bell.
Before each lesson got under
way,
"Some student, I'm sure, would
say:
"'Good morning. professor, give
'en. hell"
The setting for the Republican
musical skit was likes Tavern
(recently known as Harry's Place.
while the tavern keeper was
Thomas E. Dewey. Rip Van
G. o. p. still dazed after mapping
since 1882, wanted to know what
the celebrating was all about and
Joe Martin. Soeaker-to-be of the
House, told him as, to the tune of
Beer Barrel Polka" he sang:
"Roll out the barrel,
"Roll in the No Deal today:
"Roll out the Fair Deal,
Democrats all on the way!
1--WE are not certain
"Just what the answer will be
Hold your hats, we're of again
with the G. o. P.!"
Senator Robert A. Taft also tried
to bring back Rips memory, tell
ing that it was wonderful the way
the farm vote came back to the
Republican Party. Rip couldn't re-
member anything about farmers
since the McNary- -Haugen bill, SO
Senator Frank Carlson brought
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