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Evening star., 1952-02-11
SHIRLEY FOOD
STORES

403 Swami Ave. Alex. Va --16
ROUTE SALESMAN : Route saies
work. We have an opening for one
route salesman, We, ofier high
plan # you can ofier Al references;
average Intelligence: Route is es-
tablished-car furnished. We will
train YOU. Experience in route
%aFr!sd ma ts I - Apply Az COOK COFFEE co.
ssIyssEManNii AZ Essnkiin yo,;ns st; ne machine tao,.
and industrial equipment; 2 years
college mechanical engineering or
equal shop experienee; salary. ex"
penses. bonus. HU, 1855. LA
expeg,. hats and haber.
ment. Apply s37 Penna. ave. NV.
inside. excellent oppor.
tuntty for alert man to assist buyer
WrtinT Sna spps5yiss s1 e TsrSRolSf hNE Apgly II
S71s r. !. ave, Mt. Rainier, Nd.
sALEsMAN-1f you can earn sisO
per wk, and more. we have Q po.
a son oe 5Sf TSa Tss as NV e oSssss Yokk :aSs W
sALEsNIAN-Real estate once. BOSS
g. PHELPS. NC. 1417 < st: NV:
SALESMAN WTD.s m experienced
new-house salesman with ability to
sell contract Jobs, should purchaser
want custom-built home. Call MIR.
BEITZELL, DI. 3100. Iii
SALESMAN. exp, for luggage and
sporting goods dept; modern down.
town store; good pay and hours.
1RVING'S. 10th and Z. liz
SALESMAN, above average, with car:
excellent salary; sell contract paint
ers; paint exp. not needed. Box
sALEsMAN, camera. exp. ambitious:
chance for advancement: good sal
ary. RITZ CAMERA CENTERS. 6l9
18th st. NV. -16
able to demonstrate
piano. preferably with television ex-
perience. See Mr.. Sycle at, KIT
MUSIC CO.. 1880 G st NV. Ia
wholesale candy and to.
bacco; must have car. 2Sl5 M st.
NV. Apply bet. and 10 am. or
sALEsMaSmFull 1aa Z ei time, experienced
salesman for mems shoes; perma-
nent position. Established clientele.
Opportunity for advancement. Lib
eral commission against draw. Out
standing company benefits. Apply
personnel office. SEARS. ROEBUCK
& CO.. $500 Wis. ave. NV. ia
SALESMAN
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ADAM A. WESCHLER q SON.
AuctiOneers-AppFaisefs.

Notice is hereby given that on Tues
day, February 10. 1852. at IO
O'Clock AM. we will sell by public
auction at iii 18th Street. NV
for storage and for other charges,
1888 Ford station wagon. Engine
No: 1s-4307706. left with US in
Wisconsin Ave-. NV. and 1887
Buick 4-door sedan, Engine No.
4-3332305, left with US in name
Of Mr.. o. j. Jones. 1850 5th- ST.,
NV. Parties IN interest please take
notice Terms: Cash. LOGAN MO-
John S. Norris, Mgr. fe5,I1.1S.
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HELP MEN
CREnIT CI,ERK

Exper. preferred but not essential,
10 work in credit once Of retail
CREDIT store. Good salary. steady
eGoqaiNc gIs5slfn CO.. 4pDlzo zzos 7tS A3LaaH1o L wv
DAIRYMAN-Farm near Fredericks-
burg, Va; good pay; modern home.
Csll ME. 4300 or Fredericksbgrg
DELiCAMTEssEN lTaM'E MAN, exper.; good
salary. 5540 Conn. ave. NV. WO:
1886. Apply Mon. and Tues. --I2
TRUCK DRIVER. excel
lent pay. should have Va. permit.
LEE DGS MARKET, 1919 n. Fair
fax dr., East Falls Church. FA. 2435.
DISTRICT MGR. AT ONCE
opening locally offered by ma
tional organization for perm. career
in distinctly low-pressure field. Our
business semiprofesSional. Appli-
cants. must be good statesmen and
recruiters. Previous exper. in hiring
and developing sales people on di-
rect-to-the-consumer basis required.
Not desk Job. Car necessary. Care
full training given right applicant.
eel. earnings discussed at interview.
Write Mr.. SANDERSON. Box 202,
Newark. New York State.
DISTRICT REPRESENTATIVE
concern so years old, rated
AAA-1. has an opening in Washing
ton and adjacent territory for ag-
gressiVe man who is seeking career
position in sales service work. The
position is responsible, permanent
and rewarding. The man selected
will be paid while training, paid to
study vocational guidance. Sales ex-
perience an advantage but not q
necessary requirement. Automobile
and good references are a REQUIRE
ment. For personal interview reply
by letter giving full information and
a company representative will meet
with you in few days. Box 397-K,
Star -10
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SPECIAL NOTICES

INCOME TAX RETURNs--For com.
mert. Me. 0045. NE. 1903. 13s
COLORED-TNCOME TAX RETURNS
prepared In your home BY expert-
enced accountant. LU. 2-7979.
f2
ALE TAX RETURNS prepared In your
home. Experienced former Int. Rev.
Sery. AK. $500, Ext. 435. --16
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HELP WANTED AGENCIES

BOOKKEEPING AND ACCOUNTANTS.
We specialize in these positions.
ATLAS, 1920 N. =. ave. NV.
potch s yse ssS 81 Ss59;s4S9e 3 ne gsss COLORADO
ENGINEERS. mechanical. electrical,
electronics; many openings: Miss
Bell. BOYD's, cor. 18th and g SITS.
NV. Ma. 2340.
DENTAL ASST, exper. Miss Black
aet SoYp S2 9ssS SCHOOL 700 18th cor.
SECY. in Chevy Chase: $500 mo-;
excel. future; interesting ONCE.
Capitol Hill secy., $4,000 up. Others
to $1,000 yr. Hundreds of excel.
opening daily. Call in, register now,
Miss Lee at BOYD SERVICE, ZOO
18th, cor. G, over zlotnick's' ma,
C1PaTToL HILL sEcY.. $4,000 to
$4,000, under 80; expef., good in
dictation. Aviation secy., $500 mo.
Free reg. Visit now-welcome q
friendly agency Miss Young, PER-
SONNEL SERVICE, estab. Is yrs.
1911 G st., ST. 1854.
VARITYPIST. $40 wk., publication
work. Receptionist-ty atty,
shorthand helpful, $55-S6b wk. DR.. S
once elk: typist, $55 VIZ; MISS
EVANS, 100 18th cor. q, ST. 1858:
R8CEP. P.-SECY.s mfg. rep. 8 d., $275
mo. Secy. -eng. start S276. Bee MISS
Lee at BoYD'S, 700 18th cor. G
NV, Ma. 2340.
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ADAM A, WESCHLER & SON.
AuctiOneers-AppraiserS.

ATTORNEYS SALE OF NEW GMc
1850 TRUCK Model HCv-4o4;
chasis No; 1858, Motor NO r,ifb 4, =
S5o7e4ssssgd 1ss Wheel asJf0n Dass; snaSi: speed @
SI axIe extra fuel tank; 9.0ox20 tires.
hester, defroster and grill guard:
By virtue Of authority vested IN
the undersigned. we viii sell me ne
above truck BY PUBL1SS
AUCTION at 900 RHODE sh.,S lSLAND y
1s 1852, il AM. Terms: Cash. A
deposit Of at least 25es Of purchase
price payable In currency or certi-
ned check required at time OF sale
balance not later than February 10;
1852. NORMAN E. SILL q JAMES
8. SHIFFLETTE. Attorneys' SuAte
130. washington Building.
fe4. .6.9.11
Evening star., 1952-02-11

AUTO BODY AND FENDER MAN
Tp Join our organization, our body
wash. CalI Mr.. Banta at LA. 6-6SS6
for details. PYRAMID AUTO BODY
CO.. 1885 Bladensburg rd. -15
AUTO BODY AND PAINT FOREMAN
We have an attractive. opening for
o qualified auto body and paint fore
man: effective insurance contact
helpful, but not essential; big in
come assured for man able to take
Call LA. 6-6ss8. Mr.. Banta, for de-
BODY CO.. 1886 Biadensburg I'd.
% helpers. lap lap BROS. BRAKE sERV- sVe
ICE, 1905 L st. NV. Ia
AUTO CAR WASHER. 5-day wk. Jet
ref. Apply ARCADE pPoNT1Ac,
1437 Irving st. NV. Mr.. Peers.
LUBRICATIoN MAN.
Apply Mr., Lindsey, DIVER MO-
AUTO S III IGiBMkIcATIoN Mii aih6; MAN. 5-day
wk.; modern equipment. excel. work
ing cond. Al ref. Apply ARCADE
PONTIAC. 1437 Irving st. NV. Mr..
AUTO MECHANIC, 5-day wk., excel.
working conditions. twin lifts; must
ply ARCADE PONTIAC. 1887 Irv-
ing st. NV. Mr. Peers. ---15
AUTO MECHANICS t2). Buick .ex-
perience pref. but not absolutely
req.; an opportunity for those de-
string q permanent connection with
an d-established Buick leadership.
Straight salary. good working con-
ditions. 5-day wk.. vacations. in
surance plan and many. other. ad-
vantages. Ask for Mr.. carp. please
do not phone WILLIS BUICK, INC,
AGrS iHtS MECHANIC 'fs WANTED, iSIiE6 sober
and reliable G & w GARAGE. rear
516 9TH ST.. s.w. Call weekdays
frnl,a 8 tn a.. EI1ndap q tn 4 Ia
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ATTENTION WOMEN
MANY INTERESTING JOBS
SECRETARIES
NOGRAPHERS
lXnNla HHileXan nlan nYflHtX RHH0RT


s,eoo-sa. 900. s DAYS. 35 HOURS.
COME IN AND TALK TT OVER
ABOVE POSITIONS INCLUDE REAL
ESTATE. I-GIRL OFFICES, LEGAL,
EDITORIAL, RECErTIoNISTS. CAP
ITOL HILL CONTACT. ETC.
MOSTLY NV; OTHERS; CON-
SECS. general,
Legal some college BACKGROUND. "A
TO SO yrs, S d. $4,000 to $4,000.
CLERK-TYPISTS
30 W.P.M. to so W.PM.
So, 800 So. 400. 3S AND 40 HRS. 5 b.
PERSONNEL ASST, to director. So. 900
BKrRS. ASST. Nj So. .120
MANY OTHERS As OFFICERS CLUB
RECPT.. Cow, CLERICAL, PUB-
Lie CONTACT. ETC.
OTHER POSITIONS
BANK TRAINEES, ADD. MACH. OPS,
AND SOME CLERICALE.
NATIONAL EMpL. SERVICE
1919 18th Gt. NV. TX. 1870.
LII
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HELP MEN,
RECEIVERS

pay, free group disqualification, va
cation with pay and other enploye
Evening star., 1952-02-11

- =
used car manager, must
have full knowledge of large used
car operation; unlimited opportunity
for the right man; good compensa-
ton; q chance to become associated
with one of Washington's oldest and
largest Ford dealers. Call JACK
DUNN, MI. 0S15. for appointment.
Ill
BO0KKEEPEK, white, 81
to 30, accounting background, pay
roll, acctS. rec, some typing Salary,
$50 to $40, Box BOIL, Star. III
AUTO BUYER, used cars, largest used
car company in Washington has an
attractive opening for a qualified
used car buyer. Effective new car
dealer. contacts helpful. but not es-
sential: Good salary and commission
assured for conscientious, honest,
hard worker. Call or write me per-
sonally for details, Sam Michaelson,
AUTO WHOLESALERS. INC, 1871
Bladensburg Rd. ne. Ii. $4,000.
Your reply will be treated in strictest
confidence 30
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CLAIMS ADJUSTER
CLERICAL

Position in accounting division for
young man with high school educa-
ton. Should be accurate with de-
tail and have good Handwriting.
This Is q permanent position, 5-day
week. annual and sick leave. Under
30 years Of age.
Government Services, Inc.
1135 2ist st. NV.
III
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BANK TELLER

PERMANENT POSITION, s.
DAY WEEK, COMPANY
BENEFITS INCLUDE: HOS
PITALIZATION, INSUR-
ANCE AND RETIREMENT
PRIVILEGES.
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opportunity. excellent sal
corporate payroll OF 5000 en-
ployeS in States. Familiarity
with various State reports and pay
roll bookkeeping machine. Capable
of supervising IL employees; age 80
to 40; accounting degree.
apply HOT sHoPPEs, INC.
Evening star., 1952-02-11
SALESMAN

"a 800 to $4,000; no experience
needed as We want to train you in
our method; appointment selling for
established flrm. For personal inter-
Evening star., 1952-02-11
HELP WANTED AGENCIES
(coneinued. J
HELP MEN
ACCOUNTANT

ACCOUNTANTS, jrs. for lge. local
CPA office. State salary, age, educa-
ton and experience. Box BIOL.
Evening star., 1952-02-11
SHIRLEY 1z57' FOOD

anaria'a VII pay 1ho many otner
D'Ose oenenisE Apply
SHIRLEY FOOD
STORES
403 Swami Ave, Alex, Va.
-----------.-------.-.- -16
CHECKER, experienced;
top salary. Apply 723 11th st. NV.
MAN. inside work; exper.
preferred: for mod. store. featuring
hardware. toys household. hobby
HARDWARE, Bladensburg, WA. 1134
la
HELPER
LIGHTLY BUILT
For air conditioning and ventilating
duct cleaning; mostly night work;
steady; good salary. advancement.
4Ol5 Georgia ave. NV. -16
HOTEL FRONT DESK CLERK-Ex-
per-: $50-$60 wk. Apply Mgr, 1000
q st.: NV. or phone MR.. CLARKE,
Ma. 5O40 any afternoon. Ia
ICE CREAM PRODUCTION MEN, ex-
perienced pref. but not essential for
Well-established ice cream plant in
car; free parking space; .51a-day
week, good pay. paid vacation and
free disqualification. Age desired %
to S6. Call CLIFFORD ICE CREAM
GO. sH, 473S Sunday or week days
AGENT for large estab-
lished industrial insurance route;
times and commission contract: auto
necessary. Apply 503 Victor Bldg,
. N ny
Evening star., 1952-02-11

AUTO MECHANICS, Opportunity for
two. Steady employment. high earn
ings for good men; health insurance
prof1t-sharing plan, completely mod
ern shop with every type of equip
ment. Chance for promotion.
Wash's. oldest and largest Dodge,
TOR co. Phone Mr.. MYERS. fore
man. DE. 1910 for anpt.
Automobile Mechanics
We have openings for 2 experienced
mechanics and l experienced front
end man. Permanent full-time work
with large Lincoln Mercury dealer.
Good pay with pleasant working
conditions. Free life and hospitaIi-
cation insurance. SHIRL1NGTON
MOTOR CO.. Shirlington business
center. Arl.. Va. See Mr. Newby.
Evening star., 1952-02-11
NEWSPAPER
SOLICITORS
SALARY BASIS

Permanent position selling news
paper subscriptions in the WASH
pearance, courteous. capable of deal
ing with the public, and physically
ne Apply in person to Mr.. r. 2.
Phillips in the CIRCULATION Depart
ment, mezzanine floor. No phone
calls.
THE EVENING STAR
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ARLINGTON

Recept-typ., So. Arl., d.. SIS
RECEIPT. -secy., personnel, 8 d.--$290l
RECEIPT. .-bkkpF.. d. sos
RECEIPT. typ. Wilson blvd.------$50I
Ofc. mgr, steno., 5 d.----------$65
Seey., So. Arl.. 5 d.---------S6 S65
Secy., med. fleld, d.--------$250
Secy.. Cthouse area, 8 $233
Typist, econ. feld, 5 d.-------$ $25Sl
cik.-syp, -syp., al; atty, A + d.ssoo T.. Sup up
Secy.. am. or pm, 3 d.----$1 so hr.
Accounts payable elk. $254
Dental RECEIPT. no exper. nee. $212l
POTOMAC EMPL. AGCY.I
1884 Wilson Blvd. Arl., ow. 17O0I
Open 9-9: Sat. to | Free Parking
BOOKKEEPER, SITS WK.
Builders. excel: future. Hospital
claim exam, $1,000. Dental asst,
exper.. $500 up. Rem. Rand Blk.
bkkpr., $50 wk. Dozens Of others
hourly. Visit Miss Black at BOYD
SERVICE. 700 18th, cor. @. Ma.
",
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HELP MEN
GROCERY MEN

for work In super market
Good pay, free group disqualification.
vacation with pay and many other
employe benefits.
Evening star., 1952-02-11

CAB DRIVERS WANTED
Reliable men who know Silver Spring
area to drive for Black and White
Cab Association; rental or per-
centage. Apply B. IL o. Railroad
Station. east side. Silver Spring. Md.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
Health For All
Column Sponsored By Maryland
tuberculosis ASSOC
Hay Fever

''Atchoo!"
Coming down with a cold?"
mo, it's only my usual hay fever"
The mistake in that very common
bit of conservation is the word "on-
ly." Sneezing, shifting, eyes water
ing, about two and a half million
people in the United States spend
part of every year trying to get
through the days work with the
handicap of hay fever. They dread
the coming of fall, one of the most
beautiful seasons in the American
year, because fall means ragweed.
And ragweed means exhausting at
tacks of sneezing, loss of sleep and
appetite, and lowered efficiency to
many hay fever sufferers.
If you have hay fever, it means that
you are sensitive (allergic is the
medical world to the airborne pollen
of certain trees, grasses, or weeds.
Other common allergies are hives,
eczema, asthma, some headaches,
stomach and intestinal upsets.
People can be allergic to al
most anything which can get into
the body by eating or drinking, by
inhaling, by contact, or by injection.
A tendency to allergy seems to run
in certain families. Your hay fever
may be related to Aunt Sally's hives,
Grandmother's sick headaches, and
Uncle Joe's asthma. Perhaps you
can't do much about this tendency.
But you can do certain things to
make your lot easier.
If you have symptoms of hay
fever, it is wise to see your doctor
at once. Infections of the nose, ears,
and throat, and sometimes bronchial
asthma may develop late in the sea-
son if the symptoms are not treated.
Allergic disorders are almost never
fatal, but even mild forms are un-
comfortable and inc onvenie n t.
Severe forms such as asthma, where
there is difficulty in breathing, cause
much misery.
The doctor will first try to find out
what kind of pollen is causing your
attacks of hay fever. Once this is
known, it may be possible to avoid
the pollen to some extent and to
build up your resistance to it. Shots
of pollen extract, called desensitiza-
ton treatments, are sometimes used
to build up resistance. Mechanical
devices to filter pollen from the air
of rooms where you spend most of
your time may be advised. Your
doctor may suggest trip to a pol
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
St. PauI's Ev. u. B.
Elects Officers

Hubert Schindel Named Super
intendent OF Sunday School.
All Officers And Teachers To
Be Installed At Sunday Morn
ing Service.
AT the recent annual election of
officers of st. Paul's Evangelical
United Brethren Sunday School, HUI
bert H. Schindel was named super
intendent for the year beginning Oc-
tober 5, which marks the 163rd year
of st. Paul's life and work. Other
officers elected were:
Assistant superintendent, Charles
T. Barber and Howard F. Johnston;
secretary, Roger E. Haynes; assistant
secretary and secretary of the Coun-
Gil, w. Norman Reed; librarian,
Clagett Spielman; assistant librari-
ans, William Boyer and Donald Bak-
er; director of orchestra, Chester
Finfrock; superintendent of adult de-
partment, Charles G. Poffenberger;
chorister, adult department, Profess
sor A. r. Spessard; director of Youth
Work, Mildred Wilhide; and director
of Children's Work, Mrs. Ellis Potter.
Senior High and Young Peoples
Observation-Disclosures, H. Paul
DeHart; assistant superintendent,
Neil A. Meredith; secretary, Frances
Criswell; chorister, Horace D. Ke-
fauver.
Junior High Department - super
intendent, Mrs. Clayora Pryor; as
sistant superintendent, Mrs. Virginia
Lillard; secretary, Daniel Wagner;
and chorister, Ernest Finniff, Jr.
Superintendent Junior Depart
ment, Mrs. ]. B. Reynolds; assistant
superintendent, Mrs H. H. Schindel
and Dorothy Martz; secretary, Leon
Gross; chorister, Romayne Beyard;
and pianist, Mrs. Paul Ridenour.
Superintendent Primary Depart
ment, Mrs. w. D. Winters; assistant
superintendent, Mrs. E. N. Funk
houser and Miss Katherine Myers;
secretary, Miss May Mari; chorister,
Mrs. A. R, Spessard; superintendent
kindergarten, Mrs. Scott Barber;
assistant superintendent, Mrs. c. E.
Harbaugh; and secretary and pianist,
Mrs. Leora Scott.
Superintendent Nursery, Mrs. JOS
eph S. Ward, ST.; assistant superin-
tendent, Mrs. Blaine Duey; secretary,
Mrs. E. Fiske Elgin; pianist, Mrs.
Eloise Harbaugh; and assistant
pianist, Mrs. Irene Kephart.
The above officers, together with
the teachers in all departments of
the Sunday School, will be formally
installed by the ministers, DR.. F.
Berry Plummer and Rev. Gerald D.
Kaufman at the HOO o'clock serv-
ice on Sunday morning.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
division III
Team Standing
Points
MEMS LEAGUE

First Baptist fl was the only team
to win all four points last week.
Trinity Lutheran IL had the high
single game (644), but First Bap-
fist fl had the three-game set (1673).
Charles Harshman was the high
bowler, with single game of 165
and set of 1856.
Over in Division II, Grace E. U. B.
Fl and Christ Reformed ~ both won
four points. Grace E. U. B. fl had
both high scores, with a single game
of 542 and three-game set Of 1898.
James Causher had the high single
game 134) and George Kick had the
high set (35D.
division y
Team Standing
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
STAND IN LINE

Month after month, the depart
ment store had sent its bill to
Smathers. but without any results
at all Finally, the credit manager
wrote him a strongly-worded letter
which left no doubt as to the
stores feelings in the matter. A
few days later, the manager re-
ceived this reply:
Dear Sir: Once a month l put
all my bills on the table, pick five
at random and pay them. If you
send me any more reminders like
the last one, you won't get a place
in next months shuff1e!"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25

len-free area for your vacation. He
may prescribe anti-histamine medi-
cines, drops, or sprays to relieve your
discomfort.
Because the emotions have strong
effect on allergic disorders, the doc
tor will advise you to avoid worry,
fear, anger, resentment, or excite
ment. If you let small annoyances
"get you down." you invite an at
tack of hay fever.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
INDEPENDENT LEAGUE

In the first game of the best two
out-of-three series in the final play
off between Antietam and Security,
played at Security on Sunday after
noon, Security came out on top by a
score of to 8.
The second game of the series will
be played this Sunday afternoon at
Antietam.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
Team Standings
Points
BANKERS LEAGUE

The Nickels and the Slugs both
won two games last week, while the
Slugs also had both high scores, with
a single game of 495 and two-game
set of $40.
Doris Fryer was the high bowler
among the ladies, with a single game
of 10 and set of 202, while George
McAdams was high scorer for the
men, with game of ia and set of
223.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
division III
Team Standing
Points
ST. MARY'S LEAGUE

The Red Sox won three points last
week to stay on top by three points.
They also had both high scores, with
a single game of sci and three-game
set of 1913.
June Carper had the high game for
the ladies (1O6), while Ed Henson
had the high game for the men (136)
and John Helmer the high set (344).
TaoY,1 C&opI;T1Oc
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
Delighted. Ma'am!

Mrs Smythe was making final
arrangements for an elaborate re.
ception. Nora" she said to her
veteran servant, for the first
half-hour l want you to stand at
the drawing-room door and call
the guests names as they arrive"
Nora's face lit up. 'Thank you,
ma am. she replied. 1--WE been
wanting to do that to some Of
your friends for the last 20 years"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
Funny Stuff?
IT'S NO PROBLEM

An architect was having diff
cult time with a prospective home
builder. ''But can't you give some
idea" he pleaded, "of the general
type of house you want to build?"
well" replied the man hest
family, ''all l know is it must go
with an antique doorknob my wife
bought in Vermont"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25
BOWLING
SCORES
SUNDAY SCHOOL LEAGUE
WOMEN'S LEAGUE

In Division I last week, Violets
fl won all four points to go out on
top. The Daisies III team had both
high scores, with single game OF
1876 and three-game set of 1895.
Mildred Haynes had the high sim
gle game (116), but Frances Couch
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1952-09-25

At the time of the atomic bomb
test in New Mexico, an Indian was
understanding a love message to
his girl friend. Suddenly mush-
room cloud covered the sky with
smoke. The Indian stared in
amazement, then muttered enyi-
ously. Gee, 1 wish I'd said that.