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The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01
High School
Tip-Offs

Mike Allen, g. 5" sophomore
transfer from st. Charles to New
Lexington st. Aloysius' will make
a good running m ate for g. 81
sophomore Bob Sagan of the Blue
Knights. The st. Ars baskets will
be safe for the next year with
this pair to guard them.
Marion st. Mary's showed no re.
spect for Rosary's vaunted fast
break in their 1928 victory over
the Crusaders last week. st. Mary's
not only slowed them down but
practically stopped them cold, al
lowing the losers but IL markers
the entire first half.
Coshocton Sacred Hearts 101-41
loss to Kilbuck was the highest
scoring game reported this season
by any Diocesan school.
When Rosary humbled st,
Charles recently it was the Crus'
aders first win over the latter in
four years. Last Rosary victory
was to the tune of 1894 in Feb
ruary, 1948.
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Portsmouth Central Catholics II.
tans host to Minford.
Friday, Feb. |
st. Charles. Coils. at st. Mary's, Mar
ion (CCL).
St. Francis. Newark. at Coils. St
Mary's.. (St Charles GYM (CCL).
Coils. Holy Family at Lancaster St
Mary's (CCL).
North at Aquinas (city league). =
Holy Trinity Somerset at Rushville.
Mt. Vernon st. Vincent at Coshocton
Sacred Neart.
Moxahala at st. Aloysius, New Lex.
ington.
st. Benediet's. Cambridge at Dennison
ST. Mary's.
Saturday, Feb. z
Coils. Rosary at Central Catholic. Spring
(CCL).
Unioto at Catholic Central, Chill.
Strasburg at St. Joseph's, Dover.
Tuesday, Feb. 5
Mt. Vernon st. vincent's at Butler.
Elm Valley at Marion st. Mary's.
Aquinas at Linden Mckinley (city
ieague).
Coils. Holy Family at Somerset Holy
Trinity.
Newark st. Francis at Utica.
Glenford at GAINESVILLE Rosecrans.
st. Aloysius, New Lex. at Chauncey.
Dover.
Coshocton Sacred Heart at Union.
Dennison at Mary's at Augusts.
Coils. Rosary at Grove City.
Bremen at Lancaster st. Mary's.
Sedalia at Coils. st. Mary's.
Wednesday, Feb. 6
Minford at General Catholic. Ports,
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/. The
j Fifth
/ Quarter
The Sportlight
On Diocesan
Catholic Youth

We've been devoting a good bit
of this column to discussions oi
the purpose of the athletic pro
grams of the elementary school,
and the CYo groups. There is a rea
son for this. We're all reading these
days about the scandals and the
difficulties arising from overem
phasized athletic programs in the
colleges. Most of this fuss probab
ly would have been avoided had
the real purpose of the programs
been.kept in view. II we're going tC
keep our youth programs fulfilling
the end for which they exist then
little clear thinking is necessary
These programs are neces-
sary today TO fill a particular
need of boys--a leisure-fime ac-
tivify. There's no time like free
time In youngsters life, and
he'll make full use of IL for good
or for bad. A sports program TO
help fill the time will be a good
fhins-but II must be developed
TO be good thing. This means
that II, must help fhe parfiei-
pants 70 arrive at some good
which will help them in their
purpose in life--fo gain happi-
ness. Whether this will be in fhe
form Of producing 10y through
winning, fairness by enforcement
of rules. or other good results,
makes no differenee-it must be
good. To insure this result then,
those who are responsible for
directing and supervising these
programs must have the right
purpose In mind-and . clear
view of II.
We'd like to use this illustration
we happened to be present at /;
meeting Of a particular high schoo
athletic association boosters club
meeting not too long ago. The asso
citation always invites the members
TO a meeting at the beginning o.
basketball season to hear a regis
tered basketball official speak OF
the rules Of the game. When tn,
official at this particular meeting
stood to address the group his firs
statement was an unusual one. :"
like TO work games for your school
and there are many other officiall
who have the same feeling. ! hav,
been refereeing in high school fol
many years but | never before il
all my experience had a varsit.
team of young men, to a player
stop in my dressing room after tn,
game and thank me for officiating
even when they had lost tn,
game"
This was q non-caihoIic man
speaking OF a Catholic High
school. Somebody somewhere
knew something about teaching
young men.
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Robbins Engineering Another Top
Court Record For Marion School

upwards of half dozen "A" schools
each winter.
One of the finest tributes to
Ray and his team came during one
of their contests in Columbus re-
Gently.
There were no Central Catholic
League teams scheduled that night.
Almost all Of the &C coaches came
to scout the Irish. They got note
bookfull.
Ray is a former st. Mary's ath-
lete, earning three letters in foot
ball and basketball before his
graduation in 1910.
He enrolled at Kent State that
year, enlisted in the Coast Guard
in 1912 Just six months after don
ming his uniform December 1912
he married the former Betty Jane
Hosey.
They now have three children,
Carol 8, Susan 3 and David 1.-THE
1870 Notre Dame quarterback, !"
smiles Robbins.
After his discharge in December
of 1945, Ray returned to Kent State
where he received his bachelor of
science degree in Education in
1949.
His first coaching experience
came while he was still in college.
With temporary teaching certifi--
cate in his possession, he taught
and coached at st. Mary's, Denni-
son from AT to 40. His cage teams
had good III and 1914 records
those two years.
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Marion St. Mary St. Charles
Battle For Gel Lead Tonight

Marion st. Mary's face probably
their biggest hurdle on the way to
the Central Catholic League cham
ship tonight when they host to de-
Tending champ Columbus st.
Charles.
The Carolians take q 3-1 Gel
record into fhe game, second best
in the league while Marion is un-
defeated in league play with 80
slate and a 12-1 overall record af
press time.
Meanwhile Friday night, Newark
st. Francis invades Columbus St.
Mary's at st. Charles gym and Co
lumbus Holy Family journeys to
Lancaster st. Mary's in Gel play.
Norfh's Polar Bears figure 10
take AqUinas' in q City League
match on fhe Terrier home court
with New Lexington ST. AIoysiU's
expecting little trouble with visit
ing MoxshsIa.
Saturday nights menu sends CO.
lumbus Rosary, tied for second in
the Gel with st. Charles, against
Central Catholic, Springfield. The
Crusaders seek their fourth Gel
victory.
Tuesdays card shows most dio-
cesar squads in action against in
ferseefional foes. Elm Valley Is al
Marion 81 Msry's, Newark ST.
Francis at Utica, Columbus Rosary
at Grove City and Bremen at Lam
caster ST. Mary's.
In the only game Wednesday,
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Action-Packed Games Mark
Grade School Court Season

Holy Family and st. Catherine
are tied for the lead in the Vista.
ton league with three wins each.
In the games played during the
week in the league, Holy Family
defeated st. Peter, 1888, o. l.. Vic
tory defeated st. Francis 24-17, st.
Augustine's defeated st. Vincent's
32-15 and st. Mary's defeated Ro-
sary 28-l4.
ST. Cyprian's went into the lead
in the Assumption league by their
26-25 win over Sacred Heart last
Saturday. Other games of the day
found st. Leo's taking the measure
of st. Dominic's 21-1l, st. Lads
laus' walIop Corpus Christi 21-6,
and st. Thomas wallop Cathedral
36-4.
In the Presentation league at
Aquinas, Immaculate Conception
defeated st. Aloysius' 28-19, Holy
Name trounced Our Lady of Peace
1913, st. Patrick's edged st. Chris
topher's 1915, and st. Agatha's de-
feated st. Mary Magdalene'S 30-12.
CAmrdtrnS
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Then, slipping into high gear,
his second season saw the squad
win 10 against five losses, going to
the finals of the District tourna-
ment before losing.
A quick check of the schedule
reveals these good looking stats
tics weren't compiled against push
overs. st. Mary's tries to schedule
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01
&c, Carolians
Tied For Lead
In CYO Wheel

Immaculate Conception and st.
Charles are tied for first place
honors in the C.Y.O. league. They
achieved this record when Immac-
ulate Conception downed st. AL
oysiuS' 27-18 and st. Charles romp-
ed over st. Michaels 39-11.
Holy Name was pushed out of
the first place spot when they were
defeated by st. Mary Magdalene's
1914, in hard fought battle. In
the other games, st. Cyprian's took
st. Thomas 24-19, o. l.. Victory
overpowered ST. GATHERINGS 27-13,
and st. Agatha's ran over st. Leo's
42-18.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01
Yet Prayed With Buddies
SeUen Sared From Sea

CHICAGO - MC) - "We were
clinging to the wing. 1t was bitter
cold. / said my Rosary and all the
others prayed, too - prayed out
loud and hoped. Finally rowboat
with an outboard motor reached
us"
Thus did Pfc. William c. Price,
25, of Chicago, one of the seven
survivors of the Korean airlift
plane crash off British Columbia,
describe his narrowing experience.
Forty-three others perished; SOME
slipped from the wing while Pfc.
Price and the six others clung and
prayed.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01

Marion ST.. Mary's teams have
writer some OF the finest chapters
in Diocesan basketball history dur
ing the past 20 years.
And The present coach, Ray Rob-
bins, is doing his part to add even
brighter pages to the record.
When st. Mary's was voted fourth
in Ohio among Class "B" cage
teams recently, Marion residents
we're quick to give him credit.
Now in his third year there, it
was largely through his efforts that
the team stayed down to earth"
during an eleven-game winning
streak, confided one hardcourt adj
dict.
Ray has done a fine job," said
Art O'Keefe, redhot fan and
Standard Oil representative in Ma
rion. There are no hotheads or
bigheads on the team"
Sand he's no rigid disciplinarian,
either" added O'Keefe.
.
When the splurge came to an
end Zone game short of tying the
school record of 10 straight, set
last season., 1t was because they
met a superior team-a class "a"
school.
Robbins, who railroads on week
ends and during the off-season the
Marion coaching position is not a
full-time job has guided st. Mary's
to good records in his three-year
tenure.
Only 80, the youthful basketball
mentor turned out a fair 1873 rec
ord his first season.
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HERE AND THERE-St. Peters
finally cooled the sizzling Victory
Blue Jays but watch out-they look
like a good bet to come back ].
st. Ladislaus did the same thing
with Sacred Heart in the Assump-
ton league when they outonepoint-
ed the boys from the Hamlet Street
school in the third set of games.
The Sacred Heart team looks
mighty neat though and shows
great possibilities in tough league
including st. Cyrian's and st. Dom
inic'S.
Speaking OF ST. cyrian's, their
Junior cYo team pulled four.
man stunt against ST. Charles
Dorms in fhe cYo league q
couple Of weeks ago. They went
down 10 defeat but were masnifi-
cent in losing, finishing up with
only three men.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01
k. of C.. Tenpin Party Feb. 9

Holding 1924 records are Sina-
cola Spaghetti Sauce, Retto Den
ture Cleanser and Sullivan Market
while Eckstein jewelers. has 1925.
Lou French fired 226 to finish
with SIS for individual best efforts
last week. Underwood Flowers hi
gained 967 and Sinacola hit 2714.
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01
Are You A 49'er?

you ls4e graduating of one of the
Columbus Catholic high schools. and
II have not already sent in postcard reply
quesfionnaire;
If did not receive card, if have msad
Or member OF your family 49er away
home-euf out the following quesonnse fill it
the Office of superintendent of Schools 246 East
Columbus IS, Ohio
L Are you employed? Yes ..a..a No ... time
Full time Armed services Nature of your
work .
How your job obtained? Friends relatives ;
Personal initiative ....-; School advisor ..; Employ
ment office -.-.~~..; other
What is your present monthly income au......a...?
H. Are you in school? Yes ...-~~; No o...; of
ocnooi -.t.s.e.~,s.e.-".s
In what field you specializing? -
Have had other formal school training leaving
high school? Specify ....- ......
Ill Are you married? Single? religious?
Date OF marriage No. of children
hehsloh ol spouse ~ Where did you meet
your spouse? In high school in college .; Church
function -..;a at work other
N What the nature of high school College
paratory ..-.s...; commercial ......; other -
Did you ever receive vocational counseng from School
-~ Parents ~; Pastor Vocational Advisor. ..~....
Employment office ..-..; other.
V. Sex Age last birthday .~..~; Name of city
rural district . and state -
where you living.
Are you residing: in your home ...; with parents -
other.
vi High school you
The Catholic times. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1951-current, 1952-02-01

Maybe something new will hap
pen in the way of establishing new
records in the forthcoming swim
ming meet in March. Some of the
present records 90 way back. Jim
Kremer of st. Augustine set the
so yard free style to 28.4 secs. in
1884.
SiebenbuÌˆrgisch-Amerikanisches Volksblatt. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1917-1971, 1952-08-14
Die Pinzette
Won Richard GerIach

Wer genauer und tester zufas-
sen will. ais dies NIT zwei Fin
germ moglich list, bedient sich der
Pinzette. Nit ihrer Hilfe sndert
der Forellenzuchter die verpilz-
ten F.scheier aus. Der Setter in
der Druckerei zieht bel der Kor-
rektur die falschen Buchstaben
NIT der Federzange aus dem Satz.
Das Instrument, der Chirurgen
greift sicher den winzigsten Fremd-
korper. Der Kosmetiker entfernt
nit der Pinzette Hautblutchen
und Harchen. Der Sctllangen-
liebhaber reicht der gift:gen Otter
nit der langen Kls~pzange cine
tote Maus. Was man NIGHT init
der Hand packen will, halt die
Pinzette.
Ich habe immer solch Elm stah-
lernes Instrument neben der
Lupe auf meinem Tisch liegen.
zwar habe ich mein Augenmerk
NIGHT besonders auf das Zerle-
gen Won Tieren gerichtet und Sc
he sic lieber he'll und lebend: aber
es kommt vor. dass ich mir Ell
nen Kafer oder eine Biene aus
fuhrlich ansehe und die Flugel
oder die Beine einzeln vornehme.
Die Pinzette. Elm kleines Wun-
derwerk der Schmiedekunst.
schliesst sich auf den leisen
Druck Won Daumen und Zeige-
finger elastisch und unbeirrbar
sugleich. Aus den geriffelten En-
Gen der beiden Schenkel rutscht
selbst de. Qualle NIGHT heraus,
ausser venn der Griff sich lok-
kert. Die Hand gewinnt durch
die Pinzette eine sonst unerreich-
bare Exaktheit. Freilich kann
man die zange auch nur yum
Zwicken vie eine Krebsschere be-
nutzen. und gerade in. dieser war
sic schon seit Millionen Won Jah-
rem vorgebildet. lange bevor die
Menschen das Eisen schmieden
konnten. Die Krebse konnen nit
ihren Scheren zugleich tasten.
Gelegentlich bewahrt sich die
Pinzette auch i'm Haushalt, wenn
zum Beispiel der Abfluss des Was
serbeckens verstopft ist; aber da-
fursollte Elm Draht oder. cine ge-
wohnliche Ahle a,sreichen, sund
das feline Instrument wird bel
solcher profanen Verrichtung ei-
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Der unbekannte Partner

Alexander Aljechin, der ver-
storbene Schachweltmeister, be-
trat einmal in Paris Elm Cafe. IN
dem man inn nicht kannte.
Kaum hattie er Platz genommel,
und einen Kaffee bestellt, ais sich
Elm alterer Herr zu ihm an den
Tisch setzte und eifrig in eineI
Schachzeitschrift zu lesen begann.
,,Sie spielen Schach, Monsieur"
fragte Aljechin.
,.Leidenschaftlich germ. Sic
etwa auch?"
,,Ja. Ebenfalls leidenschaft-
lich.'
Der alte Herr LESS vom kell-
ner' Elm Schachspiel hringen. Bel
de stellten ihre Figuren auf.
Damn nahm der Weltmeister ei-
nen Turn vom Brett und leg,e
Inn auf die Seite.
,,Aber was tun Sic da?" fragile
der Herr uberrascht.
Itch gebe linen einsn Turn
vor."
Ma hOren Sic mali rief der
alte Herr. VIE konnen Sic dasP
Sic kennen mich doch gar nicht!"
,,Schon gut, Monsieur, sag:.
Aljechin. .,Wenn ich linen kel-
nen Turn vorgeben konnte, wiz
de iCh Sic kennen"
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Mach diessm 0esprxeh, ziem-
lich 0berzeust davon. dass ich 20
nit einem .verruckten N tun
hattie, ubersiedelte ich in einen
anderen Liegestuhl. auf einen an
deren Tell des Decks. Enmal
hinkts der unileimliche Mensch
an mir vorbei. Ich grusste, aber
er dankte nicht. Bel der Pass
kontrolle In New York war sein
Plata Elm paar Schritte hinter
mir in der Reihe, und ich futlts
semen Blick i'm Rucken. 1ch
wandts mich um. Seine vogel-
ausen warren starr auf mich ge-
richtet. in der Hand hielt er No
tiabuch und Blsiatiit. - war
NIGHT ansenehm. Aber mich be-
ruhists der Gedanks. dass ich
viel ~ unberuhmt bin fur einen
Nachruf in der amerikanischen
Presse.
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Der Bun+spech+ und die Kuh
Won Kurt MOrawietz

Am Waldesrand stand cine kuh
und schaut dem munt'ren Buntspecht zu.
Sic liebte diese Art Beschauung
zu ihrer seelischen Erbauung
Auch cine Kuh sehnt sich mach Dingen,
die ME der taglich Trott kann bringen.
So kan denn der adrette Specht
der sucht'gen kuh gerade recht.
Hingebend nit andacht'gem Sim,
schsut sic ne WeiIe zu ihm him.
Damn - ais der Specht sic nicht beachtet,
wonach sic doch so innig trachtet 49,
versucht sic es in leisem Grimme
NIT ihrer melodi0sen Stimme
Und, ais auch dies NIGHTS hat genutzt
Da wendet sich die Kuh verdutzt
zu ihrer Weide hin und sinnt:
,.lch hab' Mrs gleich gedacht, der spinnt!"
Der Buntspecht aber, vor Vergnugen,
err zimmert, dass die Fetzen .fiegen.
Damn macht er cine kleine Pause
und, we'll Won Frankfurt er zu Hause,
spricht er i'm sch0nsten Dialekt:
Es is zum klaane kinner krege!
Wenn so Kuh ihr Herr entdeckt,
do meint Sc glech. sic k0nnt' ZACH f1iege!"
Moral: Bleib Elm jeder was er ist
Hochhinauf hat ME genutzt!
Nur in guten Taten streben,
gbt letztenendes Vert dem Leben.
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Die GartenzWefQe

rs CAB eine Zeit, d konnts
man meinen, die Gartenzwerge
seien ausgestorben oder yinzlich
aus der Mode gekommen. Siren
&c Herren hatten das harte Wort
Kitsch ausgesprochen und &C.
meint, danit ware es getan. Aber
die Gartenzwerge focht das nicht
an. Sic sind wieder da, uud in
den schaufenstern der einschla-
sigen Fachgeschaftee kann man
sic bewundern, zu artigen Grup-
pen geordnet. in allen PreiSlagen,
von Lebenshgrosse bis zurn nied-
lichen Daumling.
Die Gartenzwerge zerfallen ia
zwei Arten oder Gattungen in
die Gartenzwerge. die etwas tun.
und in die Gartenzwerge, die
NIGHTS tun, ais nur Gartenzwerg
zu sein und dazu pfiftig oder. gut
mutig zu lacheln. Der NIGHTS
tuende Gartenzwerg kann ent-
weder breitbeinig dastehen, ais sci
er der Besitzer des Gartens. er
kann auf einem Baumstumpfe
hocken oder auch liegen. den ELL
bogen zierlich aufgestutzt. Die
erste Art Gartenzwergee geht den
mannigfaltigsten Tatigkeiten mach.
Nit Schaufel. Rechen oder Giess-
kanne ausgerUstet. tun sic 50. ais
OBJ sic aroeiteten; die vornehm-
stem Gartenzwerge schieben einen
| Schubkarren vor sich her, in den
man sinnigerweise cine bluhende
Pnanze gerflanzt hat. Sehr hau-
fig sind die musikalischen Gar
tenzwerge, die Ziehharmonika
spielen, Tote oder Schalmei bla-
sen. Aeusserst beliebt in Garten-
| LNCl ShICASSA lSI udS 1NduCAlCll NOI1
halblangen Pfeifen, das jedem
Gartenzwerg etwas Biederburger-
liches verleiht. Oblisat, gewisser-
massen Uniform oder Garten-
1wergtracht, sind hohe rote Mut-
zen und Elm LANCER, grauer Bart.
Gartenzwerge sind alt und sind
offenkundig allesamt Weiberfein-
de oder hartnackige Hagestolze.
denn mech niemand hat je eine
Gartenzwergin gesehen. Woraus
SIGH das Fehlen Won Gartenzwer-
senkindern ganz naturlich erklart.
Wahrscheinich pfianzen sich die
Gartenzwerge durch. Knollen fort
oder sic bekommen Ableger vie
die Kakteen. Aber hinter dieses
Geheimnis ist die Naturwissen-
schaft noch NIGHT sekommen.
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Ihr Gesicht

Die Geschichte hat sich in 81
mem kle.nen Dorf i'm Sehwaben-
land zugetragen. konnte aber
ebensogut in Hamburg oder Wien
paSsiert sein.
Die Abc-Schutzen warren vor Elm
paar Tagen Won den Muttern zur
Schulz sebracht worden und NAL
ten nit dem Griffel die ersten
Buchstaben auf hire schieferta-
feln. Nun war Elm k.einer Bub
dabei. Elm stiller, lieber Kerl, der
elite mach der Schulz immehr sehr
schnell mach Hause. Und der
Lehrer hattie seine besondere
Freude An INN. und wenn
er an semen Platz vorbcislng.
strich er linn germ uber den blon-
den Schopf.
Zines Tages aber sass der klei-
ne Mann still und nit angstli-
chen Augen da. Und ais ihn der
Lehrer fraste. Bubble. vas hast?"
da fling das Bubble an zu schnup-
fen und sagte. .,1ch weiss NIGHT
mehr. vie meine Mutter aus
sieht."
Man mag daruber lachen. man
lacht aber nicht lang. Bubble,
sagte der Lehrer und nahm linn
das Schreibzeug aus der Hand,
.,Buble. geh helm und guck, vie
sic aussieht!"
Also lief der Bursche helm, "a
sehen, vie seine Mutter aussieht
Er ist bald wiedersekommen nit
frohIichem Ges.cht und hat an
seiner Aufsabs MISREPRESENTATION.
lauter schone Buchstaben, und
hat jedes i-Tupfelchen sauber ge-
setzt. Aus dem Buben ist spa
ter Elm rechter Mann seworden.
Er hat seiner Mutter Gesicht
nimmer vergessen und ihr Elm gut
Stick Liebe und Treus vergol-
ten.
stAus Lob der Mutter", Droste-
verlag- -Dlsseldorf.)
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Der Afe

Das Maskottchen zines britt
schen Regiments war Elm Ahe
Der starb zines Tages, ais del
Regimentskommandeur abweSeno
war. Der Adjutant sandte diesem
folgendes Telegramm: ,,affe ge-
storben stop sollen wir einen an
deren kaufen oder ihre ruckkehl
abwarten?"
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gentlich misSbraucht. Dagegen er-
fillt sic hire wahre Best.mmunR
wenn sic cine steckengebliebene
Fischgrats aus dem Halse zines
Familicnmitgliedes z!eht, Wenn sic
den Splitter aus dem Handballen
zupft oder cine Zecke. die sch
beim Barfusslaufen eingebohrt
hat. hervorholt.
Auch Wenn ich die PinZette
NIGHT gerade haufig UNI ihren
Dienst bite. so sehe ich sic doch
germ vor mir ais blanken stillen
Manner bel der Arbe.t.
SiebenbuÌˆrgisch-Amerikanisches Volksblatt. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1917-1971, 1952-08-14

Elm Taschendieb steht in Kairo
vor Gericht. Err erhalt vier Pfund
Strafe. ,.Das ist zuviel", jammert
der Deb, ,,das kann ich NIGHT
bezahlen, ich habe nur zwei
Pfund."
Gut, entscheidet der Richter,
,,gib die zwei Pfund her!" Damn
wendell er SIGH an den Polizisten:
,.Fuhr ihn durch die Strassen der
Stadt, bis er die restlichen xwei
Pfund beisammen hat"