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Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29

ST. JOHNS BAPTIST CHURCH

80 No. @tn1osaN9 Ave.
ST. JOHNS BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. H. w. Bolts Jr. Pastor
DevotionAls were led by Mr..
ChAs. Bentley with scripture read
ing by Mrs Katie Clemmons. Mrs
Thee. Vaughn was pianist. Text.
Acts l7:2si34. subject, The A
tonsment."
Rev. Bolts prayed 10 b. embued
with brotherhood. stressing life
said that AtOnement was a new
treaty between Heaven and earth
and thinking of atOnement has
awakened in Us the worth Of being
a Christian. A report Of the an
nual chicken dinner sponsored by
the Brotherhood. Mr.. Dan Coates.
pres, Melted Sis2.60, with the two
outstanding reports TO come In.
Group No. l. Mrs. Joseph
Flemings, captain, turned into the
treasurer $500.
Visitors present were Mrs.
Katie Clemmons, Mr.. A. Williams,
Mrs. Robert Haynes furnished the
address OF the Morrow family.
l446 West Place. Los Angeles.
Calf, who are undergoing be-
reavement at the loss Of their
mother.
At $50 the Youth Fellowship.
Miss Shirley Staples, pres. met
In the dining room Of the church
In Fun Night" with Mrs. II. W.
Bolts and Mrs. Al q. Frost a.
captain In q Bible alertness Of
finding passages the quickest.
Mrs. Bolts team, with much
credit to Mrs. Bolts JT.. and Miss
Gwendolyn Tolbert were the win
ners.
The evening worship marked
the End series Of Brotherhood
combined with the regular wor-
ship with Or. Michael Scenes,
Rabbi OF the Mt. Zion congrega-
ton. A Point and Power message
linking with life Of Amos over
27OO years ago stated that one
should not question why because
Il would not be any better II II
happened To someone else.
The speaker was introduced by
David Smith Of the Argus Leader
Remarks were received by Clar-
ence Hughes OF Minneapolis, MINI.
representing the Mayors Council
on Human relations OF Minneapo-
lis. MINI. A prayer was given by
Rev. Eugene Williams for pro-
greRs as we journey TO journeys
end. Scripture reading, LIST Epistle
Of Paul to Corinthians IS, and a
reading from Independent Mind"
by Watson. Master Of ceremonies
was Rev. Bolts. JT.. pastor OF the
host church. Representation was
from the NAACP. Mrs. Beatrice
Hamilton, pres. The assembly Of
the Bahai group. and Mt. Zion
temple.
Celebrating their birthdays on
the 18th OF February were Mrs.
Al G Frost, 6i6 No. MINI. Ave,
with n gathering OF friends at her
home. and the observance by Mr..
James r. Monkey. owner Of the
Monkey Salon at his home, 9l5 No.
Main Ave.
Mrs. Captola BriSby and her
two brothers, Elmer and Charlie
Wagner OF Minneapolis, MINI,
were here in the city at the funer-
nj Of their brother, Oscar Bridge
water, returning TO Minneapolis
after the burial
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29
SUMMONS IN APPLICATION
ron Registration

OE LAND
State Of Minnesota, County OF
Hennepin, s. District Court, Fourth
Judicial District
In the matter Of the petition OF
John Jackson For an order Direct
ing the Registrar to Receive Ger
tain Decd. and Descent as Dts
charging = Contract by Mercer.
% real estate situated In Henneptn
County. Minnesota, namely.
Lot Ten uOD, Block one %,
south Minneapolis Addition to
Minneapolis, according TO the
plat thereof on file and OF record
In the office OF the Register OF
Deeds In and for the County OF
Hennspin and state OF Minnesota,
Petitioner,
Unknown Heirs OF Helen Jack
son. Deceased and all other per-
ing any right, title, estate, lien
or interest In the real estate dea-
eribed In the application herein
Defendants
The state % MlnassSta 60 The above
aamed asfeaaaatsI
You are hereby summoned ana
required to answer the Application
nf the applicant In the above en-
titled proceeding and to file your
answer to the said application In
the office OF the clerk OF said court.
In aaid county. within twenty t2oD
DAYS after the service OF this sum
mons upon you, exc iusiye Of the day
Of such service, and. ~ you fall 20
answer the application within the
time aforesaid, the applicant In this
proceeding will apply to the court
Tor the relief demanded therein,
WITNESS, Philip c, schmidt,
Clerk % said court. and the seal
thereof, At Minneapolis, In said
county, this sth day % FebTu.
AIRY, A. u. 1854
,sEALJ
PhilIp c. Schmidt, Clerk
nv A. C Hopper. Deputy
RAYMOND W. Cannon,
Attorney for Petitioner
az Palace Building
Minneapolis Minnesota
tSpokssman. FEB. rs, ~ q lO
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29

However. arm certain you In
tend by 'lntcgrution' the abolition
0f Negro units ~ such. Our pre-
sent troop authorization calls for
such type units st this time, Any
decision to change tho composition
and nature Of our troop units here
must stem from the department OF
the army"
~ a result OF this answer from
Gen. Handy. ] am now sending q
letter 20 Frank Pace, secretary Of
the Army in Washington. concern
ing army Indignation.
Ths lack Of Indignation amazed
me In Europe because Of the EIar-
ing difference In this crusty att.
tude on race relations and the
improved policy Of the navy and
the air force.
A. Copenhagen. Denmark. I met
IL. John J, johnson, Of Kent, o.,
and Sgt. Frederick White Of Phil.
adelphlA, both stationed At the air
base IN wslsbaden, Germany,
They had flown up 10 Copenhagen
for tho weekend.
Both men praised the integra.
ton at Weisbaden They said NJ
least u dozen officers and a num-
Der OF enlisted men are stationed
with various units there with no
regard Ia race
4 good example % diAreERrd OF
racial lines took place nj tho air
port just before the AirmAn took
off for their home base. Sgt.
white was surrounded by an en-
tire Danish family --. father.
mother. two sisters and a brother
at whose home he had been q
weekend guest. One Of the girls
mad her arms around his waist and
rested her head on his shoulder
This scene. which would have
excited much attention In the
United States was not even no
uced Rt the Danish airport
And nobody paid undue attcn-
ton Ia another scene NJ the air
port, A white United Nations Of
ficlAl who flew from Paris 10
Copenhagen, To have . few words
with Mrs Edith Sampson, who
spoke In Copenhagen, upon say
ing goodbye. placed TeSoundlng
kiss in European fashion on her
check ON the scene wcre Miss
Eta Moten. hin George. . coun-
HulaT In Copenhagen, and his wife
JuAnltR. and others Mrs, Camp
was guest ar American AmbaAaa.
dor, Eugene Anderson.
In Liberia, the troopuhlp. Mon
rovla, which participated In the
inaugural festivities, carried an
lntcrraCiRl crew with Negroes
working In numerous duties.
There were two colorsd petty Of.
ficerS, but no commissioned OF.
ficeTa
Because OF what " being done
st,rgn.sftiiy IN lhn nlhnr t,as,, saEs
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29

Duluth. he says, In q fine Negro
city" He adds a big but"
We don't like to bring up this
subject" Mr.. Adams said, DE
cause frankly, Duluth IL now one
Of the most tolerant communities
In the nation. hut In hasn't always
treated Negroes with respect.
There have been cases, even
quite recently. Of Negroes being
refused service In q few places In
Duluth" he added
hut. by In large, most Negroes
feel at home In Duluth's schools,
movies. restaurants and public
buildings. That's not the real
problem,
Our problem Ia Jobs Job OPP
pOrtunities In the last 20 years
have been cut sharply. There are
only u few places left where No
Erocs have u chance"
Mr. Adams said most skilled
and semi. skilled jobs In Duluth
arc closed 10 Negroes. lie charged
that many unions won't accept
Negroes into their apprentice
programs About the only jobs
left for Negroes In Duluth are
those In mental tasks"
Mr. Adams said that's why 10
many Negroes are moving away
from Duluth. Ito lists the dwind.
ling Duluth Negro population at
$40 and added they're moving
out right along because they don't
want 10 b. bOOtblacks.
IT'S Mr. Adams opinion that the
prejudice has boon unknown and
unwilling he doesn't think rs
an organized campaign to keep
Negroes out Of Jobs
II think It's been because q lot
Of people Just haven't given u
second thought They know In
their hearts Negroes can qualify
for many Jobs but they don't do
anything about H. They never
offer u Negro a Job"
Tie admits that many Negroes
In Duluth have not had enough
training To hold down skilled jobs
Mr. Adams takes the position that
Few want Ia spend time training
themselves only TO end up a. a
dishVasher
Many have learned Skills Our
group has produced many excel.
lent secretaries. nurses. teachers.
carpenters and briCkmasons hut
all have had TO leave Duluth to
get Jobs
Job equality IL one Of the princi-
pal goals ot the Duluth NAACP
branch, an organization In which
the whites outnumbrr the Negroes
10 to one
Mr. Adams holds the large mae
iority of whites IN the NAACP a.
an indication we are moving IN
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29
Give. Today to the Red Cross.
No. Ton IOsOG
SUMMONS IN APPLIC ALTON
ron nE0isTnATtON
a A 4

state Of Minnesota, County Of
uennspin, 80, District Court. Fourth
Judicial District
In the matter OF the application
SARAH dOLpA sASDEHs. husband
and wife as Joint tenants. to regis,
tor the title to the following des.
Cribsd real estate situated In
Hennepin County, Minnesota, name
Lots Six 90 and seven az.
Minuet0nka," according to tho
plat thereof on file and Of record
In tho office Of the Register OF
Deeds In and for said County OF
hennePin. Applicant
Twln city Federal Savings and
Loan Association. Margaret Am
hudson. Clifford " FAddsn, q,
Eleanor Fadden, wayHata state
Rank, Eulalia 4 BleRhley, Mi
drsd %. nisakiey, William a.
nieaklsy. Edmund A. Blsakisy,
uphnoWh heirs Of William {.
heirs ~ Mary a. RisaklsY, de-
cease T. Unknown heirs Of Frank
u HleAkleY. deceased, Unknown
heirs Of Annie H. HlsAkley. de-
ceased, and an other persons or
parties unknown. claiming any
est In the real estate described In
tho application herein, Defend.
ants
rae state - MIaasasta 20 The above
aanasd asfsRdARtaI
You are hereby summoned and
required to answer the application
OF the applicant In the above en-
titled proceeding and to file your
TO the said application In
the office % the clerk Of said
court. tn said county. Within twenty
(sOl DAYS after the service Of this
summons upon you, exclusive pf
the day of such service, and. N you
fail To- answer the application with
In the time Aforesaid. the Rppli-
cant In this proceeding viii apply
TO the court Tor the relief demanded
WITNESS. Phiup c. schmidt.
clerk % said court. and tho
seal thereof At Minneapolis. In
said county. this ilth day of
February, A. n. 1898.
tsEAtl
ny Paul u Olsen. Deputy
Leonard. street and pcinaTd,
Attorney for Applicants
1858 AndTus building
:. Minnesota
spokesman, Fob IS - a 80
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WheGsIey Aux.

Mrs Edna Judy. Mr.. and Mrs. c.
e. Underwood and II. J. Mcclure.
Those who dined at the Wheat
ley Wives, Twin City Wednesday
NighteTs. Wheatley Mems club
and the Women's Christian Tenn
psrance table were. Jack Straw
der. Harry Davis. Jas. w. Ward.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Wade, Mrs.
Herbert Riggs. Elizabeth Bart
lett, Mrs. Thee. TurEen. Mrs. n.
W. Bolts, Paul Curry. Mrs Car
RE Williams. Ward T. Bell,
Thomas J. Hubs Jr. Anna Sven
son. Eddie swenSOn; Mrs. Ida
Taylor; Mrs Dorothy Whitaker,
Mrs. JuanIta BreedIovs: Ms.
Purena Washington and Mrs.
Bertha Johnson.
Dining at the NAAcP table
were William Cratic Mrs. T. v.
Marshall, Mrs Plouis Moore.
Mrs. McCiinton Webb, Isamu
ShimAda. Moses Blackwell, Ed
Blackwell, Mr. and Mrs Jonas
Schwartz and Nellie Stone John
son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ashby GasItins.
Mr.. and Mrs Clifton Browne. Mrs.
Ethel Virgins. Shelton Granger,
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilfred C. Leland
Jr.. Fay A. Harrison. Mrs W. D.
Brown were seated at the Urban
Leagus table.
Dining at the Bahai Assembly
table were Violet Anderson,
Louise True. Mr.. and Mrs. Curtis
Ewing, winnifred willstrom. Mr..
and Mrs. Lawrence Hurley, Cath.
crime Jansen: Julie Jurcell. Mr.
and Mrs Robert MArtinson.
Those who ate dinner at the
Urban League Guild table were
Mrs. Elizabeth Rodgers. Mrs. An
toinette C. Green; Mrs. Howard
Darnell, Mrs, Bernard Warren:
Mrs. Frances NJ. Duncan. Mrs,
Pauline Miller. Mrs. jamie NJ.
Lawrence. Mrs. Astrid NJ. Roach.
Mrs. Paul Mckinney and Rev. and
Mrs. NJ. L. Simmons.
The Prince Hall MRsons had at
their table Aaron Arradondo, Mr..
and Mrs. Don LAfaucette. Mr., and
Mrs. Hardy White, Leon joint
gan. Russell Mayo, Mr.. and Mrs,
Claude Mason, John Phifer. John
NJ Patton. Mrs. Mable Harris,
Mrs. Lillian King. and Mr. and
Mrs. Hobart r. Mitchell
Seated at the Elks Ames
Lodge table were: McClinton
Webb. Lon c. Holiday, David
FRison. John Cunningham, J. w.
Pate. II J. Lewis. Garfield Slaton
leonard Lewis, John Jackson,
william Bush. Pascal Todd and
Charles y. Smith.
Al the Associated Negro Credit
union table were TheO. Woodland,
Mr.. and Mrs, TalmAdge h Carey.
Rev, DenZil A. Carly Mrs. Rosa
mond johnson. Cecil r. New
man. Eli Martin and Mrs, Jessie
Coleman.
Dining at the Phyllis Wheatley
board and staff table were Ray
mond Cannon; Rev. r. w Bolts.
Mrs, Frank Fraser. Mrs Lloyd
Hale. Mr.. and Mrs. Wendell Jones.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Kyle, Mrs.
Frances Lyons. Mr. and Mrs, Clif-
ford Rucker, Mr. and Mrs Edwin
SeestrOm. Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Thomas. Mrs. William whiteside
and Mrs Marion Williams,
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29

up WIN men IN CnlrhkO,
Gen Handy pointed out these
facts about Indignation In Europe
Army policy directed from
Washington has ordered . specific
number Of RIl.Negro units eStAb-
llshed In Europe.
There IL . limited amount Of In
tegration Of colorcd soldiers who
have special qualifications not
covered In the all.NeRro troops.
All WACs (Women'H Army
CorpaJ are intsgratsd.
The commanding general did
not dodge any questions asked
him. but gave straightforward
anEwere. Here In how he described
American Indignation policy In
Europe In answer 10 questions I
asked him In my letter:
How many all Negro units o.
the u. 3, Army are there IN Ger
many
The number Of units of any
particular type or group IN this
command In classified Information
and cannot be released 10 the pub.
lie. l am sure yUu understand the
reasoning which compeis this rul.
ing
Why have these units not been
intsGratsdf
The final dissemination N IA
the number Of units. their type,
and the number of each type that
we have In the European Com
mAnd V made by the department
Of the army. Because II has beer
determined that certain units In
this command shall BE- Negro
units, Il becomes necessary for IA
10 assign available Negro person
mel 10 fiIl those unita"
What II the policy Of the y. n,
Army on Indignation In your
CommandS
In an announcement Of EUC.
ON policy made IN March, 1851,
u IA specifically provided that ~
individual Negro officers or en-
listed personnel (including IN.
coming replaoementab p0aaeaa Prl'
mary qualifications which can.
not be utilized In Negro units be-
cause the individuals are or would
be eNreas "a the needs of such
units because there are no Negro
units IN the command employing
personnel who have such primary
qualifications, II II the policy of
this command 10 assign these In
dividuala o. units which can most
effectively utilize their quallncA.
lions regardless 81 race or color "
WIN Indignation be carried out
In Germany under your command,
and when
AS indicated IN your letter =
certain measure Of Indignation Ia
In being In my command At this
time, Nearly 2,O0O Negro enlisted
men serve In units not designated
aS Negro All Negro women, en-.
listed and officer. arr assigned Ia
units not designated A. Negro
slightly over ~ percent of my
Negro officers arr assigned To no
other than Negro units.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29
PIE, LsSY Enters
Mechanics school

PIE. LaSY Enters
MSShaRisS school
Sheppard Air Force RAse. Tex
Pfc, Edward W Lacy, ~. son
Of Mr. and Mrs, Henry Lacy, $40
Humboldt No, Minneapolis has
entered the Alrplanc and Engine
Mechanics School At Sheppard
Air Force Rasc, the home Of the
largest technical school uf this
type In tho world
Upon graduation he viii b.
awarded the rating OF AlTplanr
and Engine Mechanic and prnb-
ably will b. assigned TO one cf the
major Air Force commands TOT
nn.thr- job experience,
Tie II a graduate ot Vocational
High School
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Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29

the right way You'd never seen a
single white man In the NAACP
south Of the Mason Dixon line"
Duluth has come a long way
since the lynching days We know
projudiccs dies hard.
But they're going one by
one. We're thankful TO those Du-
luthians who grant us the honor
and respect due every person. re-.
gardlesa Of race, creed or color"
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29
Duluth Negroes Must
Go Elsewhere To Get
Higher Skilled Jobs
ny sIINTO wEssMAN

Duluth Minn,-Do Negroes get break in Duluth
Negro leaders answer with qualified yes and no
II all depends what you call prejudice against the Ne.
gro according George Adams president of the board
directors Of the Duluth Branch National Association for the
Advancement OF CnlOred Pennle
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29
European Army Head
Admits Continued Jim
Crow; BIameS SuperiOrS

last week. Claude A. Barnett, director 81 AMP reported
that Indignation Of American Negro soldiers In the In
Europe according what he lie also reported
srndlnK r. Handy, chief
European Troops Dwight Eisenhower head
Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATOD troops
Europa. replied. story RESULT
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29
BY CLAUDE A. BARNETT

TNNTJ H'KfFRhTIUh nT NWtFIthN NFBTU
soldiers stationed in Europe IL army policy.
This fact admitted 20 IN letter which arrived at
my office last week from Gen Thomas Handy Texan and
conrnandcrin chief Of American troops the continent
Dated Feb the etter missed in Enrop but mnay caught
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1952-02-29

Give. To-day to the Red Cross.
Evening star., 1952-10-12
Agency 10 Assign
New Arms 10 Units
BY the Associated Press

A new combat development
agency" is being set up by the
Army to decide the place and use
of such new weapons as guided
missiles and atomic artillery ir
tactical units.
In announcing this last night
Gen. j. Lawton Collins. Army Chiei
of Staff. said 1t will enable the
Army to speed up the integratior
of new arms into the Army's
weapons system.
Gen. John r. Hodge, chief OF
field forces, has assigned his depu-
ty chief. Maj. Gen. Robert M
Montague, to head the combat de-
velopments agency.
An example of the mission of
the new agency apparently exists
in the 280 millimeter atomic gun
from which the Army recently un-
yelled. Decisions must be made on
the size units to which such
weapons would be assigned-corps,
divisions. regiments - and the
number of weapons and types of
supporting equipment and person.
mel in a battery of atomic guns.
Evening star., 1952-10-12
Events of Interest to Servicemen

dance, 8 pm. Swimming, 10 a IN.
to 2 pm.
USO-Penthouse, YWCA, Seven
Iteenth and K streets NV, record
dance, $3.50 pm.
SOcialS.
USO-Y Cottage, Jessup Blair
Park, Silver Spring, open 10
am. to II pm.
Lutheran Service Lounge, 1888
Jackson place NV, television and
recorded music, to 8 pm.
st. Matthews Cathedral Club
(NCCS), 1914 N street NV, open
10 am. to 10 pm. =
Hospitality House (National
Presbyterian church,, 1852 N
street NV, open house until
pm.
USO-YWCA, 4911 Moorland
lane, Bethesda, open 10 am. to
10 pm.
Evening star., 1952-10-12
salMk@s

Armed Forces Center of the
Episcopal Churches. 1917 G street
NV, open house 2 to 8 pm.
USO-Lafayette Square Club, 719
Madison place, variety show and
junior hostesses, $3.50 pm. to IL
pm.
Servicemen's Lounge and Infor-
nation Center. 1875 North Colum-
bus street. Alexandria. coffee hour
at $3.50 pm.
Evening star., 1952-10-12
Interim Cabinet Sworn
Pending Greek Election
By the Assoeioted Press

ATHENS, Greece, Oct. IL
Greece's caretaker premier saic
today every citizen "will have the
right freely to elect his repre-
Isentaitves and to express his po-
Ilitical convictions" in the parlia-
|ment election November Is.
A 12-man cabinet headed by Di-
|mitrios Kioussopoulos was sworn
in to run the country until a new
government is formed after the
voting.
Evening star., 1952-10-12
TODAY.
Dances.

Catholic Youth Organization,
918 Tenth street NV, orchestra
at $3.50 pm. rs cents. Snack
bar.
Jewish Community Center. Six
teenth and @ streets NV, record
Montana farmer-stockman. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1947-1993, 1952-01-15

Feathers, you know. They give him
hay fever"
That night, for the first time in
my dancing life, I was what we
called a bench-warmer.
danced with Bill, then, when
Marge danced with Bill, sat out.
Dirk sat on the other side of the hall.
When Marge danced with Dirk, he
carefully steered her clear of Bill
and the red feathers.
could see the news had gotten
round by the way the other girls
1eered at me. They were ticIxled pink
and knew 1t.
sat and thought: Take your
medicine, Lucy. You've always
dished it out Now sit here and take
it.
reflected that watery eyes and a
red nose were anything but roman
tic. But that wasn't all 1 thought.
I kept thinking of my new green
pique and a sweet voice that said.
sOh. Luce, please wear your red
satin with the feathers around the
neclzline!"
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In Lighter Vesn

Weary of constant budget battles,
the wife said to her penny-pinching
husband, do you remember our
wedding ceremony"
'Huh2" he grunted. "Oh-yeah."
well, did you by any chance
think the words were Love, honor
and no pay?'
Did you hear about the barber who
doubled the price of shave because
people have longer faces these days?
A little boy, caught IN mischief,
was asked by his mother: "How do
you expect to get into Heaven?''
He thought minute and then said:
well, III Just run IN and out and in
and out and keep slamming the door
till they say. For Heavens sake,
jerry, come in or stay out Then III
60 in"
# understand in some Oriental
countries they make it rule to SET
tie all their debts on New Years
day"
Maybe so. But in those countries
they don't have Christmas the week
before
Sherlock: "Ah, Watson, I believe
you have on your winter under
wear."
Watson: eyes, 50 i have. But,
Holmes, how the deuce did you
know"
Sherlock: Elementary. You've
forgotten to put on your trousers, old
man."
Love makes man think almost as
much Of girl as he thinks Of him
self.
did you learn anything from that
book you've been reading about how
to make love?"
yeah, but don't dare do what ii
says"
WhyE What does 1t Say?"
ut says you take the girls hand
look into her eyes and say with deer
emotion, I love you, Mary ~. bu-
my girls name is Lizzie!"
Civilization has come to a pretty
pass when people spend money they
don't have TO bury things they dom
need TO impress people they dom
like.
Wife on phone: Dear, I thinl
something is wrong. My iron core
got awfully hot"
Husband at office: Its short cir
cult"
Wife: 'Well, hurry home and
lengthen it. The house is on fire!''