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Milford chronicle., 1951-03-16
Launch Campaign For
Wesley College Fund
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Wesley JUNIOR College could re-
main balanced for the next two
years.
Lauding the plan during the ses-
sion, former Senator Townsend de-
clared:
THE President of Wesley Junior
College. the Rev. o. A. BARLEY, has
done one of the most remarkable
jobs in higher education, has
brought together the finest faculty,
created a student body and estab-
lished the college as a growing in
stitutiOn."
Senator Townsend added that
Professionalism on the Peninsula
has a responsibility towards the
college which it will gladly dis
charge by raising $4,000"
The meeting was called to order
by the chairman of the board of
trustees, Senator John ]. Williams,
jointly with the chairman of the
special committee, Mr.. DickersOn.
Milford chronicle., 1951-03-16

The Philippines cover an area of
114,400 square miles.
Milford chronicle., 1951-03-16

In Syria, writing is done from
right to left, the people nod up
instead of down, men greet each
other with a kiss and wear skirts
while the women wear trousers.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
Waldo
Mary NJ. Townsend
Buy Where Negroes Work

Rev. Johnnie French preached
at Davis Chapel Baptist church
Sunday night ..u.. A two weeks re-
vlval is in process at Fairview
Church of God in Christ. Evange-
list Joseph Jacobs is in charge
A pre-Easter program will be
held in the Waldo high school
gym Friday ..... The junior girls
Of Waldo high school are partici-
pating in the state regional tourna-
ment, which is being held in Co
lumbia county high school gym,
Magnolia. The junior girls defeat
ed Selma girls % 10 last week
~.... Scott Lee Story and his sing
ing group from Pleasant Hill
Missionary Baptist church, Chi
dester, will render a musical pro-
gram at Bethel AME church on
April | Mrs. Townsend and the
choir Of Bethel are sponsoring
this program goo Thelmarie Strongs
and Thelmarie Dinkins will par
ticipate in the county Omega tai
ent program to be held in Mag
nolia April 6
Buy Where Negroes Work.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
McCrory

Last week Brown high basket
pail teams played Carver Junior
ana senior boys and girls teams
ihe scores We're Carver senior
girls Il Brown high girls II. The
Junior girls lost 0-20 and the Jun
Tor boys made a fine showing.
Herman l., Fletcher and Daniel
wright were high pointers for the
Junior team go. The homemakers
club sponsored social. Miss Wy
do Marion Jones was in charge -.
The junior and senior boys par
tieipated in the invitation tourna-
ment which was held in Wynne.
Both teams made a good showing
90, Two of the leading old citizens
of this community died last week.
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Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
New Port
Theotis Tyler

Iheotis Tyler
Prof. and Mrs. w. F. Branch
and son, Rev. James Branch
were dinner guests of Mrs. Onie
Reeves and daughter over the
weekend 49,. Mrs Rachel Motion
and Rev. Green of Crofferville
were married at Mrs. Motions
home March II at 4 o'clock with
Rev. H. G.. Martin officiating. A
bout 30 persons witnessed the cere-
mony. A shower was held Tuesday
night in honor of the couple at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Tommy l..
Smith 800. Mrs. Eliza Scott was
called to the bedside Of her sister,
Hester Burton, in Alton, Illinois
and upon arriving found her sister
dead Mrs. SCOTS children, Mrs.
Lettie Davenport, Mrs. Minnie
Page. Mrs Elnora Scott and Willie
Forrest, from Chicago attended
the funeral 81. The Missionary
society of First Baptist church
sponsored a rally at the church
Sunday which was very success
full. A total of Sl2500 was report
ed.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

reported Ill. John Williams Is al
so Ill eos. ] ID. Hampstead and Haz-
ell Lock left last week after spend
ing few days here with their
parents, Mr., and Mrs. Frank Lock
and Mr. and Mrs. Berry Hemp
stead r-a The funeral of Rev.
K, L. Pipkins was held recently.
Rev. Pipkins died last Wednesday
from recent illness, Survivors
are one sister. Mrs. Minnie Green.
from Prescott and several nieces
and friends ..... Mr.. and Mrs. Otis
Hall visited in Detroit with their
son and wife, Mr. and Mrs. Eunis
GOA -. A birthday party was
given in the home of Otis Chester
Moon Sunday at 3 o'clock ...... A
program was held at Bethel AME
church Sunday by the Martin
Singers of Arkadelphia.
Buy Where Negroes Work
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

last week $50, Andrew Campbell
made a business trip to Little
Rock recently ..--.=, Mrs, Louise
Hubbard and Adline Walters are
working in Hot Springs g,a, Clyde
West and Willie Hopson h a V e
returned from Hot Springs where
they have been working for some
time ,,.., Mrs. d. l.. Deadmon has
returned home from Fordyce
where she visited her daughter,
Mrs. Ellington ..... Mr.. and Mrs.
Lum Ellis, Rev d. A. Johnson,
Mrs. Perry Mccoy and Mrs. Dave
Grafton visited in Texarkana last
week ...,s., Mrs. Charlse Smith of
Texarkana spent the weekend
here with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Emmett Allen So. Rev. and
Mrs. B. F. Lundon, Mrs. w. T.
Wilson and son, Hubert, and Rev.
ID. A, johnson attended h e
Founders Day observance in Lit
tie Rock at Shorter college 80. Mr.,
and Mrs. Lum Ellis, Mr.. and Mrs.
Dave Grafton, Mrs. Nancy Cook,
and Alma Stringer returned from
Winfield, Louisiana where they
attended the funeral of relatives
.... Mrs. Mary Wilson made a bust
ness trip to Arkadelphia recently
oo.. w. A. Bell made a business
trip TO Texarkana last week 800.
Mrs. D. Hunter and sister have re-
turned to their home in Detroit
after spending while here with
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Smok-
ey Hunt ..... Miss Johnnie Lewis
from Okolona spent the weekend
in Little Rock and Hope .......... J..
c. Campbell is spending the week.
end here with his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. James Campbell ............ Mrs
Matte Williams h returned
home after visiting for several
month in Chicago 800 June Bell
enlisted in the Navy and is now
stationed in California ......... The
Gurdon high school sponsored a
Ham and Egg demonstration con-
Quoted by Mr.. Jackson, county
agent of Arkadelphia. Mrs. Smith
demonstrated the canning of diff
ferent meats - Miss Mae Francis
Dixon and James Smith have beer
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
wesson

Harold Logglns and Mr.. and
Mrs. Willie Moore motored to
Sweet Canaan last week ...... Mrs.
Dollie Loggins visited in the home
of her daughter, Mrs. John w.
Elliott, of Elliott last week -.
Mrs. Rachel Williams visited her
daughter, Mrs. Natha Lee Steph-
ems, recently 500. Mr.. and Mrs.
Hilton Stephens and family visit
ed their parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Stephens, of Mt. Holly ...... Mrs.
Gladys Cobb visited her parents,
Rev. and Mrs. w. M. Mosely, of
Gallon last week ............ Albert
Williams of Junction City visited
Mrs. L. B. Jenkins recently Mrs.
Naomi Davis and Mrs. Hassie An
derson visited Mrs. Dollie Loggins
recently 80. Mr. and Mrs. Moore
and daughter, Elaine, motored to
Louisiana last week 49,. Mrs. Vera
Moore was recent visitor in FL
Dorado.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

10,
Iron and Niacin. and got a bottle
for her. Mrs. Keith says that after
she started taking HADACOL her
aches and pains were relieved,
and she could tell an improve
men, in her digestion.
Here is what Mrs. Keith says
about HADACOL.
4 had aches and pains. | was
also troubled with Indigestion
right after eating l would always
have that full, 'gassy' feeling,
which made me feel so uncom-
Portable. Then my husband heard
about HADACOL and got me a
bottle. | could see the difference
after the very first bottle. Ny
aches and pains disappeared, and
was no longer troubled with in
digestion. | could eat anything |
wanted without any 'gassy' feel
ing afterward. | have since taken
at least a dozen more bottles of
HADACOL and have recon-
mended it to all of my friends.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
Legal Notice
N q 7 I G. l.
In the Probate Court of Pulaski

County, Arkansas
In the Matter of the Estate OF
Walter Thomas. deceased
Last known address of decedent
Granite Mountain, Little Rock,
Arkansas.
Date of death. October 18th. 1850.
The undersigned was appointed
administrator Of the estate of the
above named decedent on the 10th
day of October. 1850
All persons having claims against
the estate must exhibit them, duly
verified. 20 the undersigned with
in six months from the date OF the
first publication Of this notice CT
they shall DC forever barred and
precluded from any benefit in the
estate.
This notice first published 23rd
dav Of March 1851
Solomon Thomas Administrator
45o2 w. 2ist St, Little Rock Ark
1880 2t
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
Fordyce
f, L. Scott

z. 4. Scott
Rev M. W. Russ and wife, S.
A. Randall, Columbus Thrower
and E. E. Scott motored to Eagle
Mills last week to attend the OBJ
sequies of Daniel Scott 800. Revs.
T. P. johnson of Ell Dorado, S.
Morris and w. H. Stewart Of
Camden and M. w. Russ were
visitors in the home of Rev.
and Mrs, ]. E. Jones last week.
Rev. Jones seems to recuperate
quite slowly from his prolonged
illness 80. Mrs. Wardie Harris,
who has been unavoidably detain-
ed at her home, has returned to
her position in the Thornton high
school ..... Mrs. Lucille Cohen is
supplying the vacant position in
the Dallas county training school
made possible by the resignation
Of Prof. Holmes 49,. Mrs. Theo-
phaS Scott is filling the vacancy
of Mrs. Myrtle McCrary in Thorn
ton high school Mrs. McCrary has
matriculated in AMIN college in
Pine Bluff for the last quarter
Ollie McCrary is on the sick list
..-...-. Charlie Meadows who is TAX
ing treatments at the University
Medical clinic in Little Rock came
home to attend the funeral of his
father, J. c. Meadows 49,. Jerusa-
lem church choir accompanied
their pastor, Rev J. E. TidWell.
to first Baptist church in Spark
man Sunday to attend the in
stallation services of the new
pastor ...- Z. E. Scott motored to
Hot Springs Sunday to hear Rev
j. {. Austin of Chicago deliver
a fine sermon 10 the congregation
of Roanoke Baptist church. DR.. r
{. Woods is pastor. DR.. Austin can
be easily termed one of the tor
pulpiteers of our great country
He IS pastor Of Pilgrim Baptist
church IN Chicago 49, Mrs. Laura
Hill of ivan community is an
inmate Of the University hospital
IN Little Rock Her condition i.
reported improved.
H.. vxyn ~ m
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
nuttiq
Georgia NJ. Bass

Georgia NJ. bass
Mr. and Mrs. Roman Smith ana
their two sons spent the week
end in Crossett ...o Mrs Alma
Burev and family returned nome
from Fort Sill, Oklahoma alter
spending a few days with her
husband. Cpl. Sam II. Burgy .''..
MIR and Mrs. Lonnie Smedley lost
their son March 10 Little Behhle
Donell died with pneumonia Bur
ial was in Litroe, Louisiana, HIS
father Pfc. Lonnie Smedley Is
stationed at Fort Smith and was
given leave to attend the funeral
Gent Everett was called TO I'll
Dorado last week on business
Mrs Este Mae Thomas and Dor
sic L. Everett are visiting IN
townsville, Louisiana ~.. Earnest
Warren and Miss Margie Rec were
invited to a social at Marion hish
school last week ......... Mrs. Ben
Mitchell is on the sick list bed. Send
all news to Georgia M. Bass, or
call 1923.
--Buy Where Negroes Work
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
pes Arc
ia NJ Brown

sunday was regular pastoral
Nv at Bethel AME church. Rev.
y l. Watson preached the SER
on Tor the morning service. Sun
school was well attended ....
wa Ihomas conducted the Sun
y Senool at Fellowship Baptist
nUch Sunday. Glass no. 6 was
s"arded both banners. Mrs. Ewell
eaener Of the class .u Mrs.
lSon Brewer and her two
usn'ers, Mr.. and Mrs. Owen
wing, Hugh Henderson and
'Oya Thomas went to Little Rock
'oay to visit William Brewer
~ Is recuperating from and OPP
a '"0l at the government hospit-
-''' Mrs Effie Jean johnson
son returned to their home
A.,a ai'on Ohio after visiting their
A. Mr., and Mrs. Britt Will
4 ~, and other relatives here.
"iSs Julia Valentine Of Beebe
H.. y,s''lng her sister, Mrs. Lucy
II s,,, "" Little Ray McKissic
II n on the sick list ...... Mrs. C.
A,rn Vu'ner spent the weekend at
lidas III st. Charles The YMA
|,ro,,s meet Sunday because the
a. vent ven. Mrs. Juanita Taylor,
Ou' Of the city ... The GENE
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
L0udrlrl
Eletha Burch
~ Whers NEGROES Work


Mrs, Nancy Elliott made a trip
to FL Dorado to visit her daughter
Mrs. Birdell Elliott, who is ill
Mr.. and Mrs, N. r. Elliott and
FAMILY have all been on the sick
list recently 49, A rally will be
held at New Jerusalem Baptist
church, The members h av e
launched this $1,000 rally to
build new church ,..... The Mis-
sion club will meet at the home
Of Mrs Ella Thompson. All Mis-
sion ladies are requested to be
present -. Prayer meeting will
be held at the home of Wyle
Burch ..... Mrs Mary Ann Oliver
who has been i'll for the past two
weeks is reported much improved
....~ Mr.. and Mrs. ]. w. Elliott
and daughter, Wanda, visited in
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. N. r.
Elliott last week -. Mrs. Julia
Green is visiting her daughter,
Mrs. Julia Miner 49,. Mr.. and Mrs.
Lawrence Pace visited their moth
er Sunday ...... Misses Bobbie and
Betty Jones returned home after
an extended visit in Bradley -.
Mrs. Sarah Birch and daughter,
Netrice Lee, visited in Bradley
over the weekend 900. Netrice
Lee Birch and Mrs. Nedar S. Hy-
son, twin daughters of Mr.. and
Mrs. Lon Birch will celebrate
their 18th birthday this week.
They are planning a very nice
affair .e.. Lawrence Elliott of FL
Dorado visited D. j. Jones recent
ly.
BUY Where NpgroaS Work
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
Batesvi||e
NJ. ID. Minor

Rev, Matte Watkins, Jennifer
Watkins and James Bell visited
Rev. Watkins brother in Cotton
Plant last week ..... The KS&D
club of Bethel AME church met
at the home of Mrs Sophie Wilson
last week .... The PTA sponsored
a spaghetti supper recently in the
home economic building at BIS.
Mrs. Virginia Montgomery pre-
pared the delicious Italian spaghet-
IT, The PTA sponsored tea at
the home of Mrs, Rosetta Shells
Sunday ... Mrs. Gurtie Pace of
Camden stopped over in our city
enroute TO La Cross TO be with
her father who is ILL., Her brother,
Otis Watkins, of Milwaukee is al
so visiting his father Mr. Watkins
suffered a light stroke last week
... The girls basketball team was
victorious over the Wynne team
during the tournament at Augusta
last week. They were defeated by
the fast Blackville team on the
same night .... Misses Geneva
Cothrine. Mae Ella Cothrine and
Oma Mae Davidson spent the
week end with their parents in
Melbourne.
-Buv Where Negroes Work
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
GurdoI,
Depriest Campbell

II has been reported that all
schools in Gurdon school district
will operate full nine months
term. This district is reported 10
be the only one in Clark county
which will have funds to complete
the term ..... Travis o. Grundy left
for his home last week where be
will spend the weekend with his
wife ... Leroy Dixon made
business trip to Little Rock last
week - The senior class of Cur
don high school gave banquet
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23


Festive Chocolate Square
2 cups sifted cake -four
2 teaspoons double acting baking
powder
Il teaspoon soda
teaspoon salt
~ cup butter or other shortening
| u cups sugar
eggs, unbeaten
squares unsweetened chocolate,
melted
milk (see below for amounD
teaspoon vanilla
with butter, margarine, or lard, use
cup milk. With vegetable or any
other shortening, use Ia cups milk,
Sift -four once, measure, add baking
powder, Ntoda and salt and sift to-
gether three times. Cream shortening.
add sugar gradually, and cream to-
gether until light and FUZZY. Add
eggs, one at time, beating well after
each; then add chocolate and blend
Add -four, alternately with milk,
small amount nj n time beating after
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
.Chidesfer
Roy Curtis Jones


The following students in the
9th grade made the honor roll for
this SIX weeks Elsie M. Blake.
Everlyn Bribery, Ida NJ. Hill.
Irudell Braggs, Eula Tate and
John Elmer Lilly. Honor students
in the high school were. Avance
/ Jackson Lee E Alexander. John
Jackson, Flora NJ. Hill, Bonnie
Jean Alexander L. C. Brown.
Cadia NJ Lilly, Minnie L. Puri-
toy. Bobbie Jean Lilly, versie
Heks, Georgia M Weary, Elean-
II Burch, II. B Mcdonald. Mar
hlean Beard, Claudia M. Alexan-
EoeF, Eurtha Jones, MAGGIE Cole
man, Samuel Alexander, Justine
ull, Thelma Scott and Lee Har-
PTS Hines ... Chidester Chatter
well guys and gals if you want
70 Know the latest views always
look for Chichester news. ACT is
pack in town. | guess WIFI is
glad, GINA and HBM is at the
&end of the trail. Wonder what
happened to VMF and HLH?
You'd RIP be the cause? NIP
haa too many boy friends last
week but NIP said CA could be
We one 10 win out. ELF is
really on with Dl. ODF is all
RnMed up about LIW and JPN.
wonder what NIP and FIT were
'aSlng about Saturday night.
sl'ook out GTF, ERR was riding in
I 1880 car last week. il could have
speen jim OPG received four
'dse letter from someone last
Neek. Wonder If it was CA? CML
sdid RCJ is her man and that
Everyone knows Boy friends want
q for BJL, NIP, VMF, LEB and
r. KCJ has so many girl friends,
doesn't really know who he
ahs. BJL and VIC are in love.
."Onder what JET is going to
~ when he gets the news? See
w. next week.
4 BUY Where NeSroes Work.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

each addition until smooth. Add
vanilla.
Turn into two 9x9x 2-inch pans
which have been lined on bottoms
with paper, then creased. Bake In
moderate oven $780, FL 80 minutes, or
until done, Remove from pans; cool on
cake rack. Spread with Fluffy Seven
Minute Frosting.
Fluffy Seven Minute Frosting
2 egg whites, unbeaten
III cups light corn syrup
Dash OF salt
] teaspoon vanilla
Combine egg whites, corn syrup. and
salt In top of double boiler. beating
with rotary egg boater until thor
ouRhly mixed Place over rapidly
boiling water, beat constantly with
rotary egg beater, and cook minutes,
or until frosting will stand In peaks.
Remove from boiling water. add
vanilla and beat until thick enough TO
spread. III frosting separates In the
bottom OF pan before spreading. beat
with rotary egg beater, Makes enough
frosting TO cover tops and sides OF two
9x9x 2-inch squares.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

terry cleaning association is re.
auesting all the citizens to as
sist In keeping the grass Gu I
GOWN "..o T. L, Koonce donated
" and Miss Julia Valentine do
mated $40 to the remodeling fund
OF Bethel AME church.
buy Wher- Negroes Work
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

tfeSS. II SeeIlled
like no matter
what S h e ate
she had t h a I
full e a s S y"
feeling aft er
eating. Her hus-
b a n d he ar d
how HADACOL
W as h e p n 6
folks W j I h
I h Sc on d j.
tons who were
deficient in vi
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23
ADVERTISEMENT
Aches and Pains
Relieved; She
Praises Hadacol
uAoAcoL Supplies Deficient
systems with vitamins b.
81, Iron and Niacin.

Mrs L. H. Keith, so4 W. Gath
,,..h W., Little Rock, Arkansas, had
NOR N0s1' troubled with aches and
oeen and also had considerable
pans stomach dis
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1951-03-23

-Bry Where Nerroes Work.
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-Buv Where Negroes WORK
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1951-07-27
Our Shop Is Spotlessly Clean

Our Shop Is Spotlessly Clean yo,,R D,
ar. ,ss ns to as Adj
and spc and span conditions. The State Depart
bakery three MONTHS Rang
a porter duty at all times to keep the shop cean
pans washed every day, floors swept ~
scrubbed twice week. Every precauiOn -Ieev
make the City Bakery dust and dirt free and
germ humanity possible. r.
n.,.s po,ock Refri
o Sales a
oNi' NJ
The City Bakery Pho
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-03-13
Record On Absence
Of Truman Shown

WASHINGTON, (AP) - The
Republican National Committee
has circulated without comment a
record of the absences" from
Washington of President Truman
since Jan. l, 1850.
It showed Mr.. Truman was
away Sc days, exclusive of his
current 23-day trip to Key West,
Fla, on various business, speak
ing and other journeys, and an
other 26 days of cruises in near
by waters, mostly weekend out
ings.
The 66 days included what the
committee called the Presidents s
vacation" at Key West a year
ago which lasted 20 days. The
White House insists the President
also puts in LOT of work in
Florida besides relaxing in the
sun.
The committee said the record
was prepared By its research di-
vision at the request of Senator
Watkins (R-Utah.) 1t distributed
it also for the information of
correspondents"
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-03-13
Moves Toes First
Time In q Years
BY william Peart

TULSA. OKLA, (AP) - Here
it is, Benna Kay, the story you
wanted in the newspaper
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Kime's
daughter, .Benna Kay, has had
polio, but now she can wiggle her
toes"
It's a warm and wonderful
story, honey. And it should do
just what you want SO that
everybody can be happy"
Benna Kay, blonde and blue
eyed and with her tragic leg
braces on the floor beside her,
crawled slowly to her mother and
cried:
"Oh, mama, / can wiggle my
toes. That's what I've always,
always said my prayers for. I've
never said it out loud before. But
now / can"
And Mrs. Kline, the mother of
two other children Carl, Jr.,
Is months, and Diana Sue, Z :
cried.
why are you crying, mama ?"
Benna Kay, who is six, asked.
I'm crying, darling" she an
swered, because I am so happy"
do you think we ought to put
it in the paper, mama ?" the child
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-03-13

As usual. the victory Is to the
strong.
Women have guided Us, inspired
us, often dominated is. Now they
can even outvote ns.
It's no use being a good sport
and saying More power TO them.
They've got power enough al
ready.
Oh, they LET a man be Presi-
dent of the United States $50 far,
anyway and for the most part
they don't bother with such
routine tasks as running corpora
tions and ploughing fields.
But behind the scenes, who
pulls thu strings?
Ask mama. She knows.
Women are riding high today.
They've made their men folks
members of a minority group.
But they may have overlooked
something pretty important:
What if men keep on falling
behind in the population rade?
What if the 1860 census shows
100 women to every 86 men !?
What if there are 100 women TO
SO men in 1870? And 100 women
to 81 men in 1880?
You can see very plainly what
would happen? Men would be-
come valuable. Women would
compete for them. Competition
would grow fierce as time went
on. BY 1890 it would become ne
cessary to ration men. And boy,
what a black market would spring
up!
Our whole social system would
be turned upside down.
Men wouldn't soil their we'll
manicured hands by going out to
work. They'd leave that to the
women. All of 1.-THE law MAX
ing, the trash-collecting, the buy
ing and selling. Women would
grow broad of shoulder, rough
of hand. Men would put on weight
and listen to soap operas on the
radio.
Yes, men would be kept as pets
by that time. They'd have to be
locked up, in view of all the man.
stealing that would go on. But
they could be taken cut for an
airing now and then. It wouldn't
do to let them get entirely out of
condition.
For the first time in genera
tions, men would really run the
country. They'd whisper suggest
ions and their women would car
ry them out. Just ike today, you
see, but with the sex roles rever-
sed.
There would be lots of prob
lens. Children, for instance. How
would they ever get born? Who
would take care Of them? Wom-