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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
Woman Club OF
G'Burg Marks Its
goth Anniversary

The Gaithersburg Woman's Club
celebrated its Both anniversary on
April 10 at the Parish House of
Ascension Chapel, Gaithersburg,
with Mrs. Gwinn Kirkman and
Mrs. Earle Williams as hostesses,
and Mrs. L. M. Griffith, jr. and
Mrs. Lenard Hoyle, chairmen of
entertainment. III
There was an interesting dis
play of antiques, lovely hand work,
and a hobby show. Members rem
inisced about the good old days"
when the club was formed by some
Of the Executives of the Gathers
burg Red Cross unit of World War
|. The minutes of the first meet
ing were read by Miss Olivia Riggs
Myers, one of the oldest members.
They worked hard for their do
nations to charity in those early
days, and are proud of some OF
their projects. For instance, the
winning of the second prize in the
International Better Homes con-
test in which the State of Califor-
MIA won first prize. Also a very
beautiful play staged on the lovely
lawn of the first president, Mrs.
Anderson Lacey - midsummer
Nights Dream" an outstand-
ing Mexican Tea at 1.-THE Wood
lands" home of the Misses Hutton,
with fine display of Mexican and
Indian relics, at which were pres
ent members of the diplomatic
service of that country-and many
other entertainments.
The meeting was presided over
by the president, Mrs. Robert Ran
som, and a beautiful tea was
served, Respondent with lovely
birthday cake and the heavenly
perfume of many spring flowers.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
At Local Hospital

Births reported at Montgomery
County General Hospital for the
period from April Is through
April Is include:
April 16 - Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Calvin Powers, Gaithersburg,
a daughter, Marie Elizabeth; Mr..
and Mrs. John l.. Perrow, Spen-
cerville, a son, James Roger.
April II - M. and Mrs. Gideon
Arthur Doolin, Monrovia, daugh-
ter, Ruth Ann; Mr.. and Mrs. Flady
Gordon Woolfrey, Spencerville, a
daughter, Brenda Dean.
April 10 80 Mr.. and Mrs. James
Edgar Hildebrand, Rockville, son,
Upton Eugene; Mr.. and Mrs. Dor
sey William Bell, Dayton, daugh-
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
G'Burg Auxiliary For
Hospital Elects Miss
Waters AS President

The Gaithersburg Auxiliary for
the Montgomery County General
Hospital met on April a at the
home of Mrs. Robert Ward in
Gaithersburg, with election Of Of
fcers for 1951-52 the main bust
ness of the evening.
Miss Estelle Waters was elected
Chairman of the group; Mrs.
Mary B. Ward, Vice-Chairman;
Mrs. Frances Williams, Secretary
treasurer; Mrs. Mollie Christie,
Representative to the Women's
Board; Mrs. Kathryn Schumacher,
alternate Representative.
AT the close of the business ses-
sion, bandages were made for the
hospital.
The Auxiliary has been formed
in Gaithersburg to help provide
furniture, toys, etc. for the Hospi-
tai nursery and to carry out any
suggestions made by Mrs. Kathar-
inc Carr, administrators of the
hospital.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
County TB Assn
Elects Officers;
Hears Reports

Hon. Alfred D. Moves, Chair
man of the Nominating Commit
tee, presented the following slate
at the Annual Meeting of the
Montgomery County tuberculosis
Association, held at the Bethesda
Methodist Church at Gas PM. on
Wednesday, April 25. For re-
election as End Vice President
John M. McInerney (no other of
fees expired this year,; for re-
election as Board Member-Robert
G. Angle, MD, j. w. Bird, MD,
Leland L. Fisher, Winship |.
Green, Thomas C. Kelley, Harold
H. Mitchell, Md, Parlett L. Moore,
Walter S. Pratt ,Jr., Mrs. Anna
f. Rush; for election as new
Board Member-Walter w. Broen-
ing, Warren D. Haley. All were
unanimously elected.
The program was devoted to the
subject "Rehabilitation-for Those
Who Need 1t Most. with Robert
f. Thomas, Guidance Specialist in
Rehabilitation, Federal Office Of
Vocational Rehabilitation, and Mrs.
African Mooradian, Occupational
Therapist for the tuberculosis AS
ISOLATION, as speakers.
Reports were made by the Pres
ident of the Association, J. w.
Bird, Md; the Treasurer, Win
ship |. Green; the 1850 Christmas
Seal Sale Chairman, William F..
Carl; the County Health Officer,
V. l.. Ellicott. Md; Executive Sc
cretary of the tuberculosis AS
ISOLATION, Claudia Galiher.
A Certificate Of Honor"
awarded in the national Judging Of
the 1850 School Press Project, an
annual contest sponsored Jointly
by the National tuberculosis AS
ISOLATION and the Columbia Schol-
astic Press Association, was pres
ented to Churchill Ward, student
Of Richard Montgomery High
School, for the entry in his school
paper TIDE.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
Montgomery oSideIights
By Elsie White Haines

One of Rockville's favorite sons,
]. Darby Bowman, who retired
from the Washington Suburban
Sanitary Commission last Novem-
ber-after enjoying a little leisure
around home and, with Mrs. Bow
man, taking trip to Florida dur
ing February and March has be-
come associated with a real estate
firm. He is shining example of
how a man may ,:enjoy' himself
after retirement-find another job
work half a day, play half a
day--not too much work, not too
much leisure. "Never had so much
fun in my life," he told US this
week.
AS secretary-treasurer of WSSC
for almost the entire thirty years
of his employment with the Com
mission, he has seen it grow from
its infancy. He has drawn means
and groans from Democratic, Re-
PuDiSoH anu L uSlOiilSI DOdTuS VI
County Commissioners, and from
the Charter County Council as he
calmly asked them to approve the
sale of million or two in WSSC
bonds. True the County never
lost any money through the WSSC
but the officials always WINGED
not at the smiling Mr.. Bowman,
who is one of the best liked men
ever to appear before the county
heads-but at WSSC and its re-
quests and the fact that they could
not say how the money was to be
spent. This is about to be chang
ed-but that's another story.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
Teenagers To Be
Given Chance To
Dance To Spivak

Under the sponsorship of the
Gaithersburg Business Mems AS
ISOLATION, the teachers at Gath
ersburg High School have ar
ranged a dance and party for all
students at the school. Charlie
Spivak and his 18-piece orches-
ira will play a special dance for
all "teen-agers," on Thursday,
May 8, 8 p. m. in the Gaithersburg
gymnasium. Students from Rock
vile, Damascus and Poolesville
Schools have been formally in
vited.
After the dance, special features
have been arranged for, including
refreshments, speciality numbers
and dancing to Bill Earl's dance
orchestra.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
Jersey Cattle Club

The regular monthly meeting of
the Jersey Cattle Club was held at
the home of Shirley and John Hen
derson on April 18 at 8 pm. Cliff
ford Stiles gave report on the
Judging school held April II, and
the judging team was discussed.
Frances Henderson was well
coined as a new member. Shirley
Henderson reported on activities
of All Club Week at College
Park.
Members discussed the Nc
Donogh School Fair which will
be held on May 5.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26
Music Class To Begin

The Mothers Club of the Rock
vile Colored Elementary School is
sponsoring a music class for chill
dren, adults and advanced students
at Lincoln High School, beginning
today, Thursday. This class will
be directed by a music teacher
from Washington.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26

Our own prediction as to the
pennant winners is based upon
rather than intelligence.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1951-04-26

The Soviet plan TO reduce arma-
ments would look better II Russia
demonstrated some faith in the
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29

Maybe it would be a good idea if we all took
jump in the lakei
DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM
but the Swiss have made plans for repeliing the
Russians should the latter ever attack The Swiss
plan to dump thousands OF watches along the
border They figure that the Russians will have
such time fighting over the watches that they
be easily decimated.
ERIC JOHNSON SAYS IT ALL when he says
that trying to push prices back to pre-korea days
is like trying to push toothpaste back into the
tube.
RECOGNITION DAY At THE LOCAL HIGH
SCHOOL reminds of story about a little boy
whose report card listed under department.
Unsatisfactory Plus" His dad had talk with him
and the next month the little man proudly pre-
sented his card His department had improved, it
seems since IL now Satisfactory Minus!
IT MIGHT INTEREST YOU TO KNOW that
the price of thread has remained the same through
the years Only difference is that there used to
be 200 yards on a spool and now there IS but
40 yards Same old story. Nothing has changed
but the dollar
1S857O00 WAR VETERANS ARE NOW LIV
ING OF this number 15222,000 are veterans OF
World War H.
JUST FOR THE RECORD we wish to remind
YOU that the sandwich as we know il invented
by John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich, who
tis said had such fondness for gambling that he
did most of his eating at the gaming tables.
LAST WORD: An income is a sum of money
it costs you more to live than.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29

long-range program to get hens
eggs to grow into fatter chickens
quicker than they used TO.
Miss Walters opened a paper
sack and pulled out a wax model
of a dressed chicken. 1t was a
scrawny thing, and she looked at
it with hazel-eyed disdain.
This is the chicken Of six
years ago, she said. 1T doesn't t
have the new plump look.
Two members of her retinue i'm
mediately whipped out two other
sacks containing the carcasses of
two frozen chickens-of-tomorrow.
Miss Walters daintily selected one.
See, il is almost square. It
has a bigger drumstick The meat
around the keel bone is rounder
and there's more of it
She pointed at the chickens
frozen chest and spelled:
* : T. E L. KEELP'
A fafaway look came into the
queens eyes as she went on:
It's like the difference between
the automobile of today and the
automobile of yesterday. A chick
en- II weeks old 1t used to
weigh only two or three pounds
and all you could do was fry it.
But a 12-week-old chicken-of-t to-
morrow weights up to four or
five pounds and you can cook
II any way fry it, hroil it. bake
it, just any way It looks like
a small turkey. Everything's bet
ter but the feathers
Most people think chicken
has to be small to be tender That
isn't sor It has to be young.
The queen lowered her lashes
nodestly and added = sweeping
generalization:
Age determines the tenderness
oI anything"
We'll that seemed to dispose of
the chicken-of-tomornow. Back
into its sack 1t sank. How did
the queen like our big city,
The statue Of liberty impress
cd me more than the Stork Club, I
She said. But 1t seems like I've
spent most Of my time here In
Taxicabs.
The cabs had been racing her
md the chicken of yesterday and
the frozen ehickens-of tomorrow
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29
CANAAN
Mrs. elton M. Roby

Misses Mary Alice Weeks and
Charlotte Hennis have accepted
employment at the Plain City
Dime Store.
Farm Bureau Council NV. No.
A held their annual picnic at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM Lucas
of R.R. A, London. It being the
birthday of Mrs. Neal Sherwood,
She was given a gift shower as
a surprise feature. Those there
were Mr.. and Mrs. Neal Sher-
wood, Mr.. and Mrs. Rollin Sher-
wood, Miss Mary Alice Sherwood,
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Numaker,
Miss Emmalou Numaker, Mr..
Eddie Everhart, Mr. and Mrs.
Alva Harkless, Mr. and Mrs. Jack
Roby Mr. and Mrs. Edward Hem
mis-, Charlotte, Charlene and Roby
Mrs. Frank koby, Mrs. Lloyd
Roby, Miss Doris Gordon, Mrs.
Mary Roby, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Porschett and granddaughter,
Karen Hook, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Renner, Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Smith,
Carl Jr., and Jimmy, Mr.. and
Mrs John Walker Carol and Ker-
init Walker, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
Burnside and granddaughter Bar
bara Ann Bugg, Jim Thompson,
The following members of the
graduating class at Canaan with
Mr. Randy Smith of the faculty,
left "Wednesday by train for Wash
ington D. c., remaining until Sun
day.
Teddy Meeker, June Wilkins,
Marlene Martin, Mary Gansheim-
er, Gale Smith, Paul Van Over,
and Jake Scheiderer. The class
earned q large part of the nee
essary funds and the Canaan
P.T.A. made up the balance.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Murray
and children of Galloway spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Meeker and family.
Tuesday guests of Mrs. Mary
Roby were Mrs. Effie Finch of
Amlin. Mrs Mary Kidwell and
Mrs. Dale Minck of Columbus.
Mr.. Charles Roby, Mr.. and Mrs.
Raymond Lucas and Don, Mr.. and
Mrs. Elton Roby and Tom, Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Lucas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Jester and
sons of Columbus spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. Don Stump.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Bugg and
Barbara Ann of Redwood spent
the week end with Mr.. and Mrs
Ed Burnside.
The annual Bible School spon-
sored by the Sharon Mennonite
Church held at Canaan School be-
gan this week.
Mr., and Mrs. Raymond Yutzy
and children moved last week
to. the Keller farm which they
purchased.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29
Pupils in the fourth grade who
made an average of A or B in
each Of the major subjects.

Pupils in the fourth grade who
made an average of A or B in
each of the major subjects:
Robert Bidwell, Eddie Birmele,
William Brandenburg, Phyllis
Burlile, Gloria Butcher, Dean
Gregg, Gale Dillon, Darlene Duff
fy, Patsy Fannon, Mace Ferneau,
Charlotte Gambill, Joan Gibson,
Richard Hammond, Nancy Jenk-
inson, Cathey Liller. Sylvia Mea-
dows, Susan Morrison Max
Mouser, Blaine Rice, Eugene
Sidener, Frank Slagle. Larry
Thibaut. Barbara Young.
Pupils in the fourth grade
neither tardy nor absent during
the year;
Jerry Alcott, Gloria Butcher,
Patricia Clifton, Ernest Crawford,
Dean Gregg, Gale Dillon, Darlene
Duffy, Patricia Hunter, Nancy
Jenkinson, Max Mouser, Blaine
Rice, Judy Rowe, Frank Slagle,
Roger Smith.
Pupils in the fourth grade
neither tardy nor absent for the
following years:
Two years. Jerry Alcott, Gale
Dillon, Judy Rowe; three years,
Max MouSer.
Pupils in the fifth grade who
made an average of A or B in
each of the major subjects:
David Bell, Norma Cave, Geof-
frey Chesbrough, Nicholas Creath.
David Fades. Donna Folan, Anne
Goodson, Janet Kline, Judy Lohr,
Sue Mahan, Eleanor Martin.
Vivien N le, Dorothy Rick
ards. David Ridenour, Dolores
Seldom, Lora Jean Smallwood.
Rhetta Jean Smith, John Strine,
Stephen Wicker.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29
AP NewsfeoiUres

The Imperial hurtled into the
rain logged gloom that was early
evening Manhattan. With the
storm, the hubbub of the streets
had sipfoned into cafes, theaters,
cubbyholes,
The man in the back seat, who
had dined at Lindy's clutched the
leather safety-strap of the taxi
cab tightly AS the ride grew
wilder his clutch became desperate
and he made suffering sounds at
the driver. The Imperial left the
avenue suddenly and some yards
later braked to a stop.
Jigger Moran read the taM-me-
ter ninety cents. lie looked be-
hind him calling out the sum and
watched first a bald head, then
tufted eyebrows come into his
vision.
The passenger made furious
motions. You're a madman, an
absolutely crazy madman!" He
peered at the rear identification
card, then said ominously, y.
Howard Moran lie gave voice to
the threat. I'll report your
The driver shrugged. Threats
were a commonplace in the work
day of a hackie. Coins resoundcd
on the meter top Ninety cents to
the penny. No tip
Jigger noted the fare on his
trip card in obedience to police
regulations, He entered: FROM
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29
9EVERYTHING'S BETTER
BUT THE FEATHERS!'

from one television studio to an
other.
Miss Walters wore new di-
amond engagement ring. And all
interest in poultry died out of
her eyes as she talked of her
romance. Her finance is a home
town boy, 20-year-old Air.
Corps private now stationed in
Texas.
Everybody in town knows
him." said the young queen. He's
quite respected. He played foot
ball, basketball and track at the
high school and was president of
the student body and the senior
class. He was quite busy.
I've had my ring just 20 days.
I got it by remote control. His
aunt, his mother and my aunt
helped me pick it out.
He called me from Texas and
said to pick it out. / didn't think
it was right for a girl to pick out
her own ring, but in wartime you
have to do things that aren't
right sometimes I guess"
She wanted him to come and
escort her to the ball next month
at which she will be formally
crowned Miss Chicken-of- -Tomor-
row." But his duty prevented.
Il thought it would give some
advertising to the Air Corps, said
the young queen sadly.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29

Lindy's Restaurant. TO: 90 Charl-
ton Street. AMOUNT: $50. TIME
STARTED: Gas. TIME ENDED.
6:52 pm.
He had pocketed the pencil
when a rat-tat-tat sounded on
the cab window. Jigger peercd
through the rain on the glass. Be.
yond, a man stood motionless. A
battered hat dripping rainwatei
from the brim was pulled low
masking the eyes. Jigger unwoune
inches of the window impatientlyt
obviously he was a derelict, al
colllol-deadened TO the danger oil
exposure. He reached into a pocl1-
ct for a coin.
The man said, Want a job 2"
Jiggor shl ok his head, I'm
checking in
The man leaned closer. Just
to the Railway Express Office
No riders; only a tenants truck. .
He thrust a hand into the drivers
booth big tip" His palm opened
exposing a five dollar bill.
Jigger hesitated The Railway
Express Office opposite the Penn
sylvania Station was on the direct
route to his garage. The call was
fifty cents worth on the taxi
meter; a five spot was virtually
gift He asked tentatively
Where's the trunk -
The man gestured at a building
In the halEn His voice coaxed
mo red tape, Just dump it. They
can mail the receipt back. The
tenants name and address is
painted right on it,
Jigger yielded. "Okay But you
load it on the rear rack. He took
the money and pocketed it. And
step on it,"
Soon there was the fracturing
sound Of metal ON the sidewalk.
Jiggef threw his trunk straps into
the path of the man dragging the
trunk.
Wrestling noises against the
rear Of The cab enptied into sud-
den giant thunderclaps and the
water fell III thicker sheets. JiggeT
pressed his temples and shut his
eyes to the incessanf dance Of the
rain and wiper on the windshield.
Speeding uptown again. the
pounding inside his head began to
abate and the external sounds be-
came sharper, clearer, One sound
emerged clearest; an insistent,
whining note that grew steadily
in volume, as il racing with him.
1T reached a crescendo th a /
seemed oddly close upon him
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29
Gcsfa4e on The 7ouA>s
BY JOHN RoEBURT

and overlook him at Thirty-first
Street as he braked to standstill
before a red traffic light
A low coupe cut into his path
and soon its twin screamed inches
past the Imperials front-end ON
the opposite side, completing
pincers.
Police cars.
Jigger reached for his door
handle, then fell perilously as the
door was yanked away from him.
He stared open-mouthed at four
policemen in hooded raincoats.
A gun bumped his chest and
a policeman ordered, Get into the
back, driver Jigger obeyed. and
the policeman slid in to sit beside
him A second policeman slid
in behind the wheel. The remain
ing two hurried separately into
their coupes.
The Imperial moved in the
wake of the eseorting coupes.
Soon the Great White Way floated
into focus
Moving across Times Square,
Jigger ventured where's this
parade being reviewed 2"
Jigger crept into corner of
the wide seat. The thump, thump
in his head was again becoming
knife-sharp
In the shelter of the midtown
police garage, the grimness of the
drama lightened. The hooded
raincoats came off, the mouths
opened and the policemen emer-
ged individually.
A policeman wearing a Cap
tain's bold badge appeared, taking
command. He called out, Get
that trunk down, Walters"
Walters began to work at the
straps.
Jigger moved closer to the Cap
tain. What's with the trunk p
The Captain said, You tell me-"
Jigger's face creased into per-
picked lines. It's just a job
was making for the Railway Ex-
press Office when your squad
jumped me"
The Captain regarded him
doubtfully. Maybe it's gag.
Some weisenheimer who thinks
every day is April Fool" He
shrugged. Even SO, we had to
act on tip"
''Tip?n
"A telephone tip advised us to
grab Imperial taxi 06S heading
uptown" The Captain walked be-
hind the cab and pointed to nu-
merals stenciled on the tonneau.
That's you, cabbie.p He gestured
at Walters forcing the locks of
the trunk. And you're carrying
a packing trunk. like the tipster
said.
What's supposed to be in the
trunk r. Jigger asked apprehen-
sively The feeling of portent was
growing
The Captain looked at ,Jigger
gloomily. "A corpse he said
4To be continued)
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29
Veterinarians
Me ct June I3

COLUMBUS, o. New dis
coVeries and techniques of vet
erinary medicine will be outlined
at Ohio State University's 20th an
nual Conference for Veterinarians
June 1915 on the campus.
Some $50 veterinarians from
Ohio and neighboring states were
expected, to attend the three-day
meeting in the auditorium of the
State Archaeological Museum
under auspices of the University's
College of Veterinary Medicine,
Cooperating with the college in
headed by Dean Walter r. Krill.
presenting various studies in an
imal nutrition will be the Robert
Gould Research Foundation, Inc,
Cincinnati.
Dean Krill has announced that
81 speakers from the University,
the Ohio Agricultural Experiment
Station, and elsewhere will ap-
pear at technical sessions of the
conference. Subjects of papers to
be delivered include psychology
of client relations, rabies con-
troll methods, radiation therapy in
animals, virus diseases, use of
antibiotics in commercial feeds,
and others.
Conference events on June IA
will include an afternoon tour of
Ohio States new Health Center,
which was dedicated to the people
of the state May Is, and a picnic
at the University Golf Course.
Madison County Democrat. (London, Ohio) 19??-1958, 1951-05-29

IL -
u OUR
"a TOWN

1T is AN AMAZING FACT that people forget
things quickly. TO study old newspaper files would
be helpful and revealing thing for everyone to
do from time to time. We all tend to forget inn
portant faels--especialiy those don't want to
remember. Just to jog your memory bit we quote
the following: "Adoph Hitler will never become
dictator of Germany"-Dorothy Thompson, 1885,
al wouldn't be President of the United States
for million doars.n-Harry Truman, 1885,
"There is no doubt that Russia Is reeiing toward
defeat" John r. Flynn, f941.
NOWADAYS WE USE MANY WORDS WHICH
ARE OBSOLETE. Take the word normal" for
instance So far as it is known nothing has been
normal for a good many years. Matter of fact,
normal is an imaginary state and cannot be real
lied Prices aren't normal and people aren't normal
We are living in an abnormal world and we might
just as well admit It.
ONE WAY TO GET TO BED EARLY is to be
unable to pay what you After all, If you can't
pay up, you must get to bed early as to be able
to sleep at all
WE HUMBLY SUGGEST THAT all wedding in
vitatons contain one simple change in wording
presence" should be made to read presents"
HEYWOOD SNUGG, world traveller and light
hearted photographer, says that there were just
as many reckless drivers 40 years ago but that
the horses had more sense.
IS IT JUST COINCIDENCE? A diamond will
cut glass and it will also make an impression on a
woman's heartl
AND THEN THERE'S THE ONE about the
dumb blonde who bought a fifty-dollar bathing suit
that she could visit Lake Success this summer!