St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1951-09-07

states descended bag an baggage on tins town
People live here TO have
resident New Workers whsk hotel
broom closet provide personal sight seeing
drop IL conjue up theatre tickets a
eligible, bachelors ambitious midding
twenty classmates
They
halt night alcoholic themselves regularly nighubs
| o bars and generally kick up Old Ned
Point One in saga OF living
the cliff dwcler Anybody who without
making arrangements for Accommodations deserves to sleep
Sightseeing make regular trips
square points
Broadway bayhoo boy announcing
Point Three BY time a Broadway stage hit becomes byvord
Of Manhattan probably all you have to do when you come here is go
straight
Visitors sn aiming
Aisle Seventeen The King and r. "A Tree Grows Brooklyn
only Except he Avenue,
Westchester Indys stok Club and rwentyone sophcaes
folks who live catching with
world as the rear end Of cbooSe on the front end of Ne"
York Central diesel.
spite O single.
eligible than Minneapolis st Paul Kansas City West appy
The place a surplus whom
them eligible There's difference know The worth snatch
discovered and appropriated by local talent fast as they
walk with switch and swish Others masculine to all out
ward that brother sey would have difficulty de
toctng gender the provoking
finding visiting babes believe those
mopoan about beautiful young ladies from Iowa meeting eligible
financially solvent bachelors merely through dropping package
a bus,
Point Five The only who half the night this
metropolis
individuals collecting
Manhattan residents ong visiting friends acquaintance or relatives
nghtclub impossible buck that subway
every without getting sleep
way get wrong you
is call former hometown friends the telephone midnight
them sound biantS happy that routed EN-
your (Incidcnty telephone
TEN CENTS in New York)
Another gmnck achieve unpopuaty people you
drop They're probably Just putting
the baby the bath having brtwl with their moher-n-aw
Nhanging When they open
the door and see you they probably want to whang YOU with
hammer, too.
IT, a nc,crcndiug Of o II
York ho" casual acqnaintances back home put themselves In
the od friends they off the train
cookie was hardly on noddng terms w'h at the University
early i930s who lives Louis
whirlcd into New York last month telephone at
minutes after midnight
7 know you cant guess who this is she srcd as tried to
gather the phone old class
mate from the L. of NJ she sheked like banshee Guess Who
games my indoor sport high At
midnight they're plain
by talking ii my sleep managed mutter few
Finally she ct me have
This S ELpoRA" announced That's but
what's difference
"Edora repeated vaguely.
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jump
person by Smudgc
heavy Ini"d whose under~Irt always hanging
and skinny ga who had crush John Thomas decided
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"Oh, hello Edors st
I'm aud have three children" through the
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