The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1951-01-11

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ALMA MATER
HITS THE SPOT"
yzTILLIAM ]. WALLIN, chancel-
w lor of the board of regents of
New York State university, came
out for entertainment and CONNER
Gals at FEC hearings on special
,video channels for schools and col
leges. mo video audience can be
expected to spend its time in a
classroom" he declared. Mr.. Wallin
has something. Charm will have to
enter into the teaching profession.
with perhaps more attention to a w.
neck gown. A good gag here and
there would help any educational
telecast. But we hope the idea will
not be carried so far that there will
be faculty disputes over whether the
dean OF the president should be the
straight man.
Beauty is a powerful consider
alton on video. To get over big,
a male teacher with plenty of
hair will obviously have the
jump on the field. Genuine
screen personality will help put
across any lecture. A college
with a Faye Emerson might
quickly eclipse Yale or Harvard.
In time we might even see the
battle getting so hot that Prince
ton would put a master of cere-
monies on an educational tele-
cast. We can fancy the video
education student asking eager
ly "Who's on tonight" And it
isn't hard to imagine him turn
ing from one educational tele-
cast to another with the explana-
ton Lets switch to Dart
mouth. They've got . swell mas
ter of ceremonies and a funny
guest panel"
What many people fear most is
an educational program opening
with another ballet and closing with
the tear-jerking routine in which the
professor says, Thank you all for
giving me the wonderful privilege
Of coming into your homes tonight.
You've been wonderful and I love
you ALL" etc. and. of course, there
will always be the prospect Of a
course in history, economics, Greek
or philosophy opening with P dog act
and a specially by a faculty men,
Der who can juggle Indian clubs.
RED CHINA VERSION
don't belong to The regulars,
I'm only a volunteer;
Iget my Weabons by magic Wand,
Visbinsky makes it clear.
I need no training of any kind;
To modern war l go
Without eqaipment OF any
Joe Stain TELLS ME so,
The job Of the hour in prepared
ness would seem to be to get the
American peoples sense of aware
ness out of moth-balls.
Some people think that the diff
ference between Mr.. Chamberlain
and MI. Attlee in the matter OF
umbrellas is that Attlee just brings
the ribs.
Add SMILES: Rare as a radio
program without Admiral Ia.
charias on it somewhere.
"Mr. Shelton warned that adults
must be taught that government
deficits leading to immense public
debt, debasement of the currency
and ruinous initiation only result in
robbing them of what they have &C.
cumulated in life News item.
Yeah. But the adult-convincing busi-
ness is tough work. Trying to con-
vince American adults, especially
of voting age, that the above SIM
pie fact is true is a project. You
may be able to teach a child the
facts Of economic life, but adults,
hardly ever!
Shudda Haddim missed Free
Strider at $22. "A long-legged guy
walks all over me gettin' on the
bus to the track" he says. AT the
gate I'm knocked down by another
crumb. And in rush in the 81 win
dow line I'm trampled on again.
Yet I get no HUNCH!"
YE GOTHAM BUGLE
The three siren warnings of Wash.
ington: ID President Truman has
been seen approaching his writing
desk; (2) He has taken his pen in
hand; 90 He has mailed a letter
Capsule description Of Tallul-
lab Bankhead and Jimmy Durante