The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1951-03-01
Colt Lumber News

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Son: "All right in everything
but one study, and in that am
/ like Washington, Jefferson, and
! Lincoln"
Dad: "Why is that?"
/ Son: 81 went down in history.
! Dollar stretching is the most
widespread avoeation in these
days, due TO initiation. Helping our
customers 10 stretch their dollars
, is our business. Buying wildly
without individual attention TO
quality and price can cost our
| customer as much as 500 more.
We spend hours studying values
and the best buying channels, al
, ways with an eye 10 quality. Re
member quality and price must
go together TO make value.
Young Man: "When l bought a
/ motorcycle from you few weeks
ago you said if anything broke
within six months you would sup
! ply new part free"
Salesman: Certainly, sir, what
can have the pleasure of supply
ing you with?"
Young Man: "Well, I want four
front teeth"
Yes. we carry the beautiful
i General Electric Textolite cabin
| et and table top material. No mat
4 ter what brand you've seen you'll
agree G.E. has the warmest, most
attractive cclors. We stock many
I colors and make application if
d desired. Nothing could be finer.
Old Lady: "My word! Doesn't
!. that little Jones boy swear terri
bly?"
Z Little Joe: "Yes'm, he sure does.
/. He knows the words all right but
he don't no expression in en-
h, Lumber Kiln-Dried. excellent
i quality. full stocks. Before long
I'VE NAV find it impossible TO
\ make such a claim but at the
moment il adequately describes
the condition of cur lumber bins.
j See us for vour lumber needs
the best quality at the best price.
/ "a policy responsible for our
J growth and solid reputation.
Teacher: "What is ignornace,
Tommy"
Tommy: Ignorance is when
= you don't know anything and
\ somebody finds it out"
Y Hcg House made up ready TO
\ deliver at price you can af-
ford. Buy them as they are or
made TO your Individual specifi-
cations.
Life must be worth living; the
cost has doubled but most of US
still hang on.
Need a heavy duty rubber tir-
ed wheelbarow? We have them
now at a good price but under
stand they will soon be unavail-
able.
! Windows still our specially
!, as always. Every kind of factory
made unit can be obtained -
many now in stock. We also make
all types TO your specifications.
The construction superintend-
!, ent was very much put out with
J. his Swede foreman as he shouted
4 at the man 81 told you to fire that
man and you hit him with an
. axe!"
/ 'Vell, Boss, dose AK, she have
sign, For Fire Only'"
h Everything for your bathroom
except the plumbing. Chrome ac-
.ceshories ere not be made after
April lst by government order but
our stock is now adequate.
An eating place in Los Angeles
!. has a sign which reads, "It is all
!. right to drink like fish, if you
4 drink what fish drinks"
\ If you need a new roof now
or are likely to within the next
!. couple of years you can't 60
wrong ordering il today. Few peo-
pie who claim TO know believe
there can possibly be enough roof
k to go around this year. Now how
ever our stock is complete. Prices
? are absolutely certain TO go no
! lower. See our complete line of
I roofing from three top qualify
manufacturers.
|. English Professor: "Mr. Brown,
] please correct this sentence: Girls
/ is naturally better looking than
\ boys"
Brown: "It should be Girls is
/ artificially better looking than
boys Sir"
Our Versatile flooring prices
are frozen at a low level. Your
Y chance TO buv the best kitchen or
!. bathroom floor made ar a bar
\ gain price.
Eddie was by far the LATEST
E and most inefficient person in the
office. One day a customer MOTTO
| ed that he was absent and asked
/ about him.
"We fired Eddie" said the man
1 ager.
Have you anyone in mind for
/ the vacancy" questioned the Gus
\ toner.
"No," replied the manager:
''The fact is Eddie didn't leave a
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