Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1951-09-07

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descended bag baggage, on this town
People live here to ha,r a strange sort OF
dcIusion that
of sight seeing rNtCC
the drop of h" CONjurc hc"trr tickets a" moments
capture cug,hlc ambitious ddnE
twenty couSIn CAssnnIcs
They that resident New Workers
night alcoholics themselves regularly nlGhtruhS
O generally kick Old Ned
Point In the rRNrus fHcrl of ME and living
among dwrI Anybody Who her" without first
making arrangements for Accommodations deserve" I" sleep I"
Central Park.
Sigh, seeing make regular trips the
Square all points local interest Just walk down
broadway and listen bayh boy when the next
BY a broadway becomes by-vord
probably all have when herr
boxofc the theatre with straight face
somewhere the house Visitors sun aiming
when the latest ErRbbS "IH" On The
The r. "A Tree brooklyn
only Except 10 The Avenue,
WcStChcster ILndys Twenty sophIatCatcS
catching up the broadway
world A. the rear end Of caboosc ON the front
York Central diesel
-Four o. n spit, o single
eligible men than MINNEAPOLIS st Paul Kansas city West Jappy
place surplus many of
eligible There's The worth snatch
ny nm are discovered and .pprprc bv local talent A. fast A. hcy
a Manhattan them
n swish masculine Ia all out
ward sppearances that even br,h nsey would have difficulty do
teCnE the provoking duties
finding visiting babes believe those soro Cos
moponan about beautiful ladies from Iowa meeting eligible
solvent bachelors merely through dropping package
a bus, etc.
sCstcrs whu Off the numbers and hufRS
individuals collecting unemployment checks and weary
Manhattan visiting relatives
buck subway
mob without getting eight hours Of sleep
One way off tn" foot yo" hit town
friends the Telephone At midnight
them sound bHntly happy that routed en-
Of bed duCet unCIdenty Telephone calls
TEN CENTS In New York;
gmmck unpopularity people
drop probably putting
the baby the bath having brawl with their mother
the old man on the had with hammer When they open
the door and h'y probably want to ~hang YOU with
hammer,
It's a nr,rr-cndinE Of Ne"
York back home Themselves
the category Of "od friends" they get off ,h" train
hardly n,ddng University
Of Minnesota IN" carly 1905 and VIII" lives IN II Louis
whed Now York last month and telephone al ten
minutes midnight
you guess shrIod 10
strength 10 hang phone
my idea Of indoor at high A.
midnight, they're plain murder
BY talking my sleep managed 10 mutter few Names
Finally The 81 me have
Thi" I" EDoRA" she announced That's not her name but
what's difference
"Eliora ," repeated vaguely.
"Eldora snudgc" yelled the dd high
jump
pecrcd Of abourt twenty years
rnVIsIon person renprmhT
mtd girl who's" undrrsLiTt always hanging
and skinny VII" had crush John Thomas dscid"d
EIdora With the ndrrWkIrt
"Oh. hello Edora
Nv thrc, Children through tho
phone 'Gazooks' People accomplish thinRsJ
! obedtently summary ~
private history 1880 something
Ny friends this sound humorou. but Wh"n II Happens
regularly p"d u weeks during III" there
. nothing about II At all
Frankly for what IuppoHh 10 b. small weekly this news
bot Of territory II weren't thH mail
situation I'd and AidrtAs removed from
a by
the elementary rules
Of good behavior.