Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1950-03-17

A couple OF weeks ago,
Mabel Hamlin was called out to
help her sisters care for their
father who was very ill. She
stayed there about one week
and her father was greatly I'M
proved so she returned to work
Last week she was called upon
again to 60 to his bedside due
to a reoccurance of illness. The
latest word is that he is again
improved. 1t is very noble OF
you, Mabel, to help nurse your
father back to good health. You
must believe in song they
wrete a few years ago: You
Get A Sweetheart Anyday, But
Never Another Father"
At this time think that
hearty congratulations should be
extended to Florence Justice
and Myrtle Helm for being re-
sponsible in handling the col
lections that are taken up in the
department for the many peo-
pie who are sick or for some-
one who may have passed away.
You both do a swell job, once
more, congratulations.
Some weeks ago, a Toledo
man was stricken with continu-
Gus hiccuping and was cured
when a man came. along and
stared at him after all other
remedies had failed. Well, OF
late Jimmie Matuszynski has
had intermittent yawning spells
and we tried throwing cold wa
ter on him, putting snow down
the back of his neck, Florence
Justice even scared him when
she put solid studs on his line
but that didn't stop Jimmie S
continual yawning. Then Lottie
Kachelek went out her lunch
hour and brought him a bottle
of liver pills. That did the trick,
the yawning stopped. The direc-
tions on the bottle said TO take
one three times daily" Jim
wanted to be on the safe side,
10 he took four pills at once
Result: yawning ceased as long
as Jim is taking pills, now we
need more pills. HELP, HELP
HELP. PILLS PILLS!
Good bye now, see you next
week.
RHY
Union Office
Incidently, last week, Brother
A. Leonard English" Borglir
stopped on the way to work to
assist some fellow-worker in
getting his car off the railroad
tracks. Leonard pushed the Cal
off the tracks and the driver
kept right on going. He didn''
even stop to see "Wot hoppen-
ed" to Leonard's car as he triec
to 60 over the tracks. Leonard
English" was Is minutes late
getting to work. The friends Of
English noticed that in last
weeks column he thought he
lost one vote so they want tc
make sure he doesn't lose !
more. That was a very gooc
Boy Scout deed, Brother Borg.
lin and this makes us even fol
the ribbing I got for dropping
my eggs.
Dept ID 1st shift
"Just off the press" Roger
Shoulders Rudnicki won the
recent Rumba contest at the
we'll hammered Pal-A-Drome
Ballroom. His partner was lus.
cious blonde.
Tony Potts, the famous Toma'
to grower, just plants his toma
toes and lets them grow, ther
he picks and eats them. For any
other information, ask Potts
(This needs a lot of explaining
RHY).
Bernie, the set-up man in D
was seen practicing football
while repairing a gap-set ma
chine. How about this, Berniei
Why couldn't you show up fol
work, too much for your?
Who is the famous young sup
plyman in D who doesn't know
his own strength?
Robt Smith
Dept e End shift
Welcome back to our family
at Champion, Mary Horgan
Long time, no see your smiling
face. We are glad your siege
of bad luck has been turnee
away. Here's hoping you get al
much good luck or more as yol
had bad luck.
Your reporter wishes to take
this small space of our column
to wish our new stewards the
very best of luck and believt
me those are my sentiment,
from the bottom of my heart
! also. wish to thank those o
my department and elsewhere
i. (including the past Committee
mem who supported me s,
whole heartedly in the past. Tn
sure the new officers will give
the people the same service il
the future. Again l say thanks
folks, I'm sorry that had tt
a week due to throa infection
High Quality