The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1950-02-16
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We left Hardin with our over
coats on and saw snow as far
as Pueblo, Colo. There they
were watering the drv lawns. /
couldn't believe it. I got rid of
my overcoat.
Then we crossed into New
Mexico. What a dry, desolate
looking country. We only went
across the corner of New Mexi-
co and crossed into Texas. I
couldn't see what people liked
in Texas. We drove into Amir
lilo and it reminded me of Bill
lingS. I felt kinda at home only
no snow. Then I stopped a good
looking girl and wanted to see
how her voice sounded.
I said, Lady, could you tell
me if it ever SHOWS here in
TeXas?"
She said, "Looky here, you
fresh fella, you all amt comma
talk to me. You all can get
yoself another girl"
We all LATED because she is
really a Texan. Then we kept
on going and got to San Anton
10. They were having a profess
sional gulf tournament. I could
have entered-$10 entrance fee,
but I knew Doc Labbitt was
waiting for me in McAllen,
Texas, to play our game of
gulf, so we just went on and it
started getting too hot. We had
to open our windows. After 4
days, we got into McAllen.
Texas.
The incest places I have ever
seen or been to is in the dis
trict of Southern Texas. Any
body that is worth $4,000 OF
more in cash is crazy if they
don't come here to winter OF
even to live. Now I knoe what
they mean when they talk
about Heaven.
Here flowers are in bloom
oranges are yours for the pick
ing. Grapefruit the same. Large
fields of full grown cabbage
lettuce, carrots, onion, and,
don't know, anything this il
missing. I still like Montana, II
is still my LIST choice, but Tn
gonna make some kinda dea.
with Labbitt and move here ir
the winter too.
I could tell you a lotta other
things too, but nobody will be-
lieve me. Like, for instance, its
80 above right now. Wimmir
walking around in shorts-mer
too. Wimmin look better, smoo-
ther legs-and round, not sc
hard a muscles. Gee, you otta
see the purity Mexican girls,
Dress like a millyon bucks, too,
We've only been here 3 days
and I like it better every day.
I played gulf with Dr.. Labbitt
2 days. That's SOC I owe him.
We are gonna play again and
then I'm inviting him to Har-
din for a return match. I knoe
1 can beat him on our hilly
course.
Henry Schneider is ready to
90 home. He thinks because
these farmers are all WORKING
that he should be at home get
ting his crop in too. We have
more fun with Henry than be-
inc in a circus.
Meals are low priced here
YOU can go to ritZv places and
pay more than at home. Imean
if you wanta be Ritzy. In regu-
lar places T-bone steaks are
$3.50. Other meals like small
steaks, hamburoers and veal
steaks, the meals run from Csc
to 90c, desserts extra.
There are no saloons or mite
clubs in Texas. ANYWAY we
haven't been able to find any.
They do sell beer and likkers
are sold in packages only. You