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1--we On Lne agenQd, Win the IRE
tan disturbance over the elope
ment Of ~28-year-old Tassoula Patrak
ageorgi crying out for action. Tass
oula, daughter of a Liberal deputy
was whisked off to the mountains il
knightly fashion by dashing Con
stantine Kephaloyannis, a member
Of the Conservatives. Something
close to war followed. Disturbance:
are still going On. This column
urges that the case be taken up by
the security council at once so thai
for the first time love and romance
may figure in its proceedings. SC
far they have never been mention.
ed.
Think how it would cheer the
heartsick world, fed up with grim
debates at Lake Success, to dis.
cuss via radio and video a crisis
Of the Romeo and Juliet type! With
the agenda listing it as Compliant
of aggression in the Cretan moon.
light! U.N. needs an atmosphere
of orange blossoms, a mood of rice
throwing and distant strains Of
Here Comes the Bride" and This
Can't Be Love, Because 1t Feels So
Good" 1t could even hold moon
light sessions and use a balcony
scene.
The elopement and marriage OF
Tassoula and Constantine brought
out the army. 1t caused disturb.
nee all over Crete. T%assoula's
father declared the romance an act
Of aggression. The bridegroom's
supporters are for a fight to restore
love and kisses to their proper place
in a war-torn globe. We want the
Security Council to seat both sides.
How will Russia stand? Probably
against love and romance as the
crude pastimes of the ruling classes.
Wall street and Warren Austin. Mr..
Malik might charge Foster Dulles
with starting the whole business.
Of we were Tassie, the happy bride,
we would demand that Malik be
kept out so her case could be ruled
on while she was still young.)
Consider what a relief 1t would
be to hear simultaneous and con-
secutive interpretations of such i'm
mortal pleas as Come live with me
and be my love" and But soft!
What light through yonder window
breaks? It Is the east and Juliet
Is the sum-" instead Of "As is well
known, the despicable vassals of
bloodthirsty warmongers,
We repeat, this is u. MS grand
chance. The world is sick of con-
hicts based on hatreds, jealousies.
frontiers and parallels. Let's hear
something like Marry me now, my
sweet, and tell your folks later"
into three languages.
Make Irving Berlin or Cole Porter
chairman for the month. Now is
he time for United Nations to drive
.rassoula Pa~trakageorgi back be-
lind the 38th parallel of parental
and insist that fair We
'ona" be kept under the rule of Will
;~hakespearei
Belated story from the Malik din
Ter to his colleagues; one of the
russian delegates seemed unneces- =
arily noisy drinking his soup and
omebody asked, ~ hope we don't
'et simultaneous and consecutive
ranslations." .
The New Haven road has installed
/ 81 depots slot machine which for
quarter issue S25, 900 insurance +
olicies on any n railroad trip. Do Il
Oh get paid off if you collapse in y
lie attempt to find a red cap? L;
Shudda Haddim is sick again. He =,
Used Hawkeye at s109 and Con- u
at S73. in front of me on ~
e way to the window there is a =
p and right behind me is a detec- y
ye. And I don't get no hawkeye -
he sobs. II let Gondolier
t away, too. Right after lunch
a place called the Venetian Ia
rnl And the very morning of the
my wife tells me we are in
ted to spend a week end on a
nal boat with her sister,"
HOLSTERS Gifted With Homing In
ncts"-headline. We had a homing
'Ster for years. 1t was great fun
ting it away out in the wide open
aces, pinning a message on its
ger claw and releasing it. The
iults were incredible. Up. S.-The
was boiled. So were WEI
1r. Vishinsky, it is now reported,
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