davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening star., 1950-03-31

This simple way may at first ap-
pear silly, but stick to it until it
is shown to be wrong.
AS an example he cites Michael
Faraday's discovery of electro
magnetism that started the elec-
trical age. Faraday never went to
college. He had not been trained
as most scientists of his day to
think there was no such thing as
a field that would connect one
particle with another.
Faraday Succeeded.
Electromagnetic is a field, a
continuous force that spreads un-
broken in all directions. Faraday
saw that fact and because he be-
lieved it. his experiments sue
ceeded.
would Faraday," Prof. Einstein
asks, have discovered the law of
electromagnetic induction if he
had received a regular college edu-
cation?"
Prof. Einstein then explains
what he has done to put gravita-
ton and atomic forces together
mathematically. He says it is
Evening star., 1950-03-31

I everywhere, in the form of atoms
which make the stars, planets and
all that is upon them.
Prof. Einstein proposes that
these material particles of matter
are not really what they seem.
They are not separate things.
They are places where for some
unknown reason gravitation is
particularly high in density.
This explanation goes contrary
to any now known mathematics.
Prof. Einstein thinks he has found
mathematics which will show this
theory to be correct.
Passion for Comprehension.
why" he asks. do we devise
theories at all? Simply because
we enjoy comprehending. There
exists a passion for comprehen-
sion, just as there exists a passion
for music. That passion is rather
common in children, but it gets
lost in most people later on
He then explains that the best
way to comprehend something
new or mystifying is to start with
the very simplest explanation,
Evening star., 1950-03-31
Miss Mary Hutchison, II,
lonq Resident Here, Dies

Miss Mary Hutchison, II, a
lifelong resident of Virginia and
the District, died Wednesday
morning at her home, 2104 North
Glebe road, Arlington, after a
brief illness.
Miss Hutchison was born In
Loudoun County,. Va. the daugh-
ter OF the late Mr.. and Mrs.
George Cuthbert Hutchison. She
was also the sister Of the late
Or. Hugh Barbour Hutchinson OF
Washington and Virginia.
She was a member of the
United Daughters of the Con-
federacy.
Miss Hutchison leaves a sister,
Mrs. William M. Grain, with
whom she lived; and two nephews,
Hugh Barbour Hutchinson of
Washington, a hearing examiner
with the Federal Communications
Commission, and Gilbert Mills
Hutchison of Greensboro, N. C.
Funeral services were to be held
today at the Hines funeral home,
2901 Fourteenth street NV. Burial
was to be in Chestnut Grove
Cemetery, Herndon, Va.
Evening star., 1950-03-31

Elimination of all farm subsi-
dies was proposed today at the
National Farm Chemurgic Coun-
Gil conference in the Hotel Statler
Ernest Koke, manager of a Twin
Falls, Idaho, factory making es-
sential oils from plants, urged
the delegates to fight for changed
legislation to eliminate all the
present subsidies" He said SUBJ
sides were leading the country
into the "Socialistic and eventu-
ally the Communistic way OF
life"
The speaker charged that vote
getting politicians" advocating
price supports have "a bear by
the tail and are afraid to let
it co.
Mr.. Koke proposed that the
chemurgic industry expand its op-
erations greatly so as to handle fu-
ture agricultural surpluses. He
made his remarks at a session
presided over by Albert S. Goss,
Evening star., 1950-03-31
By Howard w. BIokesIee
Associated Press Science Editor.


. NEW YORK, Mar. 31.-Prof
Albert Einstein today explains his
new theory Of gravitation to his
fellow scientists in an article in
the Scientific American.
He says he doesn't know wheth-
er it will work, but that he is ex-
panding the mathematical laws OF
gravitation to include the mys-
terious forces which form atoms.
In doing this he has stepped
completely away from the think
ing of his fellow scientists. He
stands alone.
He is telling them they have
failed to discover the nature or
laws of atomic energy, and then
proposing a solution which is
amazing.
UnbrOken Energy.
Gravitation extends everywhere
through the known universe. 1t
is unbroken energy of some kind
and Prof. Einstein calls it the
field. In this gravitational field
there Is solid matter, scattered
Evening star., 1950-03-31

Casual Sport Coats
Vast selection to suit any man
any taste. Prices range from SIS
to $50. Shown above, 3.button, all.
wool for -------$ $3.50
Evening star., 1950-03-31
Film ConsuItunt to Talk

Aubrey Lee Graham, consultant
on films for the American Library
Association, will address q meet
ing of the District Motion Picture
Council at 10:30 am. Tuesday at
st. Johns Episcopal Church, 821
Sixteenth street NV.
Evening star., 1950-03-31

Cisco ''El Captain
A sport shirt for the man with 4
zest for good living! Superbly
tailored of washable rayon eabar.
dine. Truly comfortable Sc. .05
Evening star., 1950-03-31

Manhattan ''Doric''
An economy surprise in white
shirts. Standard Manhattan quality
at 4 thrifty price. Available in all
Evening star., 1950-03-31

Sta.SmOoth Innersole
by Bostonian. Gives added comfort
to this smart wine.tip shoe. In.
nersole won't crack or peal, flexes
easily from the first step,
$3.50
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
LEGAL. NOTICE
IN THE PROBATE COURT
OF UNION COUNTY. OHIO
Case No. IG35S-A


NOTICE or PUBLIC SALE
Robert Orahood, Administrators Of
the Estate Of Zephenia Donley, dec,
Plaintiff
VS.
Sara Elizabeth Donley, Defendant,
In pursuance of the order of the
Probate Court Of Union County, /
Will offer for sale at public auction
on the 1lth day of November, 1850,
at 1900 o'clock u. NJ, on the pre-
misses, the following described real
estate:
Situated in the County of TN
ion, State of Ohio, and Village Of
Marysville, and bounded and de-
scribed as follows:
Being a part of the west half
of In-Lot 1873 i'm said Village OF
MarysVille; beginning at h e
northwest corner of the Fawn Lot
and in the east margin Of oak
Street; thence easterly along the
original south line of said lot No
1873 for &C feet; thence nOrtherly
40 feet TO the line of the Hos
teder lot; thence westerly with
the south line of the Hosteder
lot, 66 feet to the east line of oak
st: thence southerly along the
east line of said Oak Street, 40
feet to the place of beginning.
The decedent acquired title to
said real estate by Warranty Deed
from John Smith and Louise
Smith husband and wife. dated
May Is, 1912, and recorded in Vol
166 at page 224 of the deed records
of Union County, Ohio,
These premises are also known
as 216 South Oak Street. Marysville,
Ohio.
Said premises are appraised at
100000 and must be sold for not
less than two-thirds of the ap-
praised value, and the terms of sale
are l0oC i'm cash at time of sale,
balance i'm cash upon confirmation
of sale.
Robert Orahood, Administrator of
the Estate of Zephenia DOnley,
Deceased.
Sanders & Grigsby, Attorneys.
fn-12-4T
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Friday, Oct. 27

Corrina Cunningham, admins
tratrix of Harry Cunningham,
one mile east Of West Mansfield,
on State Route AT, 25 high grade
Holstein cattle, Al hogs, tractor
outfit, combine, corn picker, farm
equipment, dairy equipment, hay
and grain. John Pfarr Jr., auc-
tiOneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
"Wednesday, Oct. rs

C. M. (CheD Trees, 3 mile S
south of Milford Center, so reg
istered and high grade Holstein
cows and heifers, milking equip
ment, 102 hogs and equipment, 2
tractor outfits and implements,
combine, corn picker, truck and
trailer, hay, straw and grain.
Simpson & Sons, auctioneerS.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Tuesday, Oct. "a.

E. A. Mullady, ll2 mi. e. of
Kenton on Route 30 to golf
course, turn south / mile, opposite
Swift livestock Co., Il Holstein
cattle, dairy equipment and wag-
on. Gus Detwiler and Max VALID
man, auctioneers, c. c. McCum-
Der, clerk.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Tuesday, Oct. "a

Kenneth Rogers, 112 miles
southwest of Raymond, IS high
grade Guernsey cattle, hogs,
sheep, tractor outfit, combine,
corn picker, implements, dairy
equipm ent, household goods.
John Pfarr Jr. and Glenn Pfarr,
auctioneers.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall Stearns,
212 miles west of Ridgeway, 8
miles south. of Kenton. l3 cattle,
80 hogs, hay, grain and straw,
machinery, and chickens. H. Nc
MahOn. auctiOneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Wednesday, Nov. 70

d. B. McCardle and son, mile
northeast of State Route 81, Z
miles north of Marysville. 49
dairy cattle, 2 tractor outfits,
combine and baler, full line of
farm implements, 10 sows, hay
and grain. Simpson & Sons, auc-
tioneers.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Tuesday. Nov. Ia

Robert Barton, trustee, and B.
G. Dewitt, "a mile south of Mag
netic Springs, Is cattle, hogs,
straw and corn, 2 tractor outfits,
corn picker and combine, farm
machinery, dairy equipment and
some sousehold goods. John
Pfarr Jr., auctioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Wednesday, Nov. 8

Frank w. and Hugh c. Riley,
IL miles west of Bloomville,
Senaca County, At high grade
dairy cattle, 4 tractor outfits,
power equipment, machinery,
dairy equipment, hay, straw and
grain.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Thursday, Oct. 26

Rodney Boda, one mile north
of Magnetic Springs, livestock,
farm equipment, hay and grain,
household goods. Watch for de-
tail ad. John Pfarr Jr., acutioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Public Sales
Coming in Union County
Saturday niqht, Oct. u

Mapes Bros, and Mapes and
Latham, at Mapes farm, / mi. w.
of Unionville Center, 8 mi. S.
Marysville. so head of Poland
China boars and gifts. Joe Frank
and Fred Simpson, auctioneers.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Saturday, Nov. l8

Mrs. Chester Jones, one mile
north of Magnetic Springs, COM
plete line of household goods,
farm equipment and feed. Watch
for detailed ad. John Pfarr Jr.,
auctioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Saturday, Nov. Is

George E. Thibaut, 212 miles
north of Radnor, closing out sale,
livestock, farm equipment and
feed. Watch for detailed ad. John
Pfarr Jr., auctioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Wednesday, Nov. |

Frank E. Smith, one mile south
of Magnetic Springs, 81 head of
cattle, 60 hogs, hay and grain,
tractor outfits, combine an d
truck, farm equipment, full line
of household goods. John Pfarr
Jr., autioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Thursday, Nov, g

John Livingston and Richard
Ridge, 12 miles southwest of
Claiborne, Is Guernsey cattle, 1874
hogs, % sheep, tractor, corn pick
er, struck, machinery. John
Pfarr Jr., auctioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Saturday. Oct. 20

Elmer c. Mahaffey, 1l9 E.
Eighth St, Marysville, household
goods, electrical appliances, mis-
cellaneous. Glen Pfarr, auction
eer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Saturday, Oct. 81

F. H. Roberts, miles west of
Radnor, livestock, farm equip
ment, hay and grain, household
goods. Watch for detail ad. John
Pfarr Jr., auctioneer.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

HELP WANTED-Married farm
hand by month. Must be eX-
perienced and furnish reference.
Have good house. Carl Rothfuss,
3 miles n. of Essex. Marion, Rt. 2.
Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR RENT room modern ap-
partment, available Oct. ID.
Write Post Office Box 2l3, Marys-
vile. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Keeping Egg White In

II the egg shell breaks when the
egg Is being boiled, place a pinch
OF salt in the water to keep the
white from coming out.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

MAN WANTED-For Rawleigh
business, Real opportunity in
city of Marysville or north Cham
paign county. We help you get
started. Write Rawleigh's, Dept
OHJ-471-O, Freeport, Ill. 10-19-1t%
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
FoR RENT

FOR RENT-Ffosprtal peds ano
wheel chairs. Lee Funeral
Home. Phone 1891. 2-27-t+
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

Why worry if afflicted with
any skin disease. Ask about
V-J-O. Asman Rexall Drugs.
6-l5-29T
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

NOTICE - Implement Auction
dates for the last half of 1850 are:
Tuesdays, September II and 26;
Tuesdays, October 10th and oath;
Tuesdays, November IA and %;
Tuesday, December 18th. Sales
start at 1000 a. m. All kinds of
new and used farm machinery.
Consign your equipment here for
sale. Commission $50 to $400;
over, go; unsold, 10. Phone 2R
on 25. Yoder & Frey, Inc,
Archbold, Ohio.
THIS WILL BE-My 4th year
selling Roy Parker and Sons
Hybrid seed corn. This corn has
proven its fine yielding and early
maturity in Ohio. See Mamie
Blumenschein'S corn. He has
something to be proud of. / can
show you many outstanding
fields. l am now writing orders
for 1851 planting. Thanking you
for the past, yours for better
feeding corn. D. A. Snyder, Rt. 3
Marysville, o. 9-18-tf
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS

SEE-The new Admiral refrig-
orators and stoves now. Miller
Furniture Store, Marysville.
2-8-tf
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
PACE ELEVEN

Over 100 wolves were killed IN
Superior forest In I947, mostly by
airplane hunting. This is triple the
usual toll.
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
HELP WANTED

WANTED-Working farm fore
man for large general farm.
Call Farm Management Inc, r.
win, Ohio. 10-12-3t
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-Oliver No. 6 COM
bine, in Al shape also heat
houser for VAC Case tractor. Ph.
Radnor $50. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR E-Purebred Duroc
boars and gifts, February and
April farrowing. IA miles north
of Marysville on Rt. 81. Phone
Byhalia 227. w. L. harrington,
Redwood, Ohio. 9-28-tf
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-TWo Surge mixers,
like new; vacuum pump, pipe
line for IL stanchionS Pearl Yo-
der, phone 5536. It's
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

Wednesday, Nov. |
1880 o'clock. he following property
al-HEAD OF cATTLE-3l
Consisting of four head of extra Hosen hefers due to
feshen with first calves in June bred Hosen BULL Guern
service six head of earng hon yearlng Short
horn steer Hereford yearg steer ten head OF short ear
hefer six months DID, five head of on five months old
These cattle cahood vaccnated and Bangs tested All in
good flesh
6o-HEAD OF HoGS-6o
Five head of good Hampshire litter brood with
litter by day of sale These soV are double mmuned l3 head
OF shoats weighing from 90 to 30 pounds each
HAY & GRAIN
1900 bales of mixed hay 1870 bales of wheat straw 400
bushels in crib 60 pounds of grass seed
TRACTOR OUTFIT
One John Deere "lae style" model tractor fully equipped
bottom u inch tractor pows one MN 7 tractor double
COMBINE AND TRUCK
One International model 81 combine with take off, in
extra good condition. good Chevrolet y ton pickup truck with
stock rack.
FARM EQUIPMENT
One rubber tired farm with flat and bed
John Deere model manure preader side delivery hay
waerels; water tanks large hog roughs
hog troughs sheep feeders calf feeders
tile ladders three step ladders SO
cbbing pipe 20 feet of one inch pipe
plies o dies from e ia inch; cutter; lot of
scales wheel barrow; two iron weights for Disc spades
soves pipe wrenches forks lot of small tools many
other articles.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS
APPLIANCES One 7f Frigidare refrigerator Hotpoint
electric AC electric washing machine Filter Queen
sewing machne Sunbeam mixer electric percoaer one
electric toaser; electric waffle iron; electric sandwich
ton radio and record player two electric heaters electric FAM
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
Farmers'
Exchange

FOR SALE-Coal, Sl1 per ton,
Phone 1897. 10-5-6t
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-2 heavy wire corn
cribs, 500 bushel capacity,
cheap. Howard t. Owen, North
Lewisburg, Box 225, phone 2l2l.
l0-16-2t
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-Registered Angus
bull, one-yr. old, good indivi-
dual. Don Foos, Fulton Creek rd.,
/ mi. e. of Junction of State rd.
81 and 4, of Redwood. Rich
wood, Rt. 3. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-2O0 bu. of oats; 6
tons of good mixed hay and
800 bu. of new corn. Milo L.
Myers, Marysville, o. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-Ayershire bull; one
Holstein bull. Pearl Belville.
Phone 1882. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-No. 6 John Deere
combine with motor, Sl75; also
other farm machinery. Charles
Daniels, Marysville Rt. l. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

Robert Orahood, Administrator Of
the Estate Of Zephenia Donley, dec
Plaintiff
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-Allis- Chalmers COM
bine, in good condition. w. H.
ShumWay. Phone 16-778. Its
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19
HOUSEHOLD GOODS

APPLIANCES One 7 Frigidae refrigerator Hotpoint
electric range one AC electric washng mahne Filter Queen
electric with attachments Singer portable electric
sewing machine Sunbeam electric
electric toaer electric waffle iron electric sandwich
toase electric electric clock combna
on radio and record player electric heaters electric
ANTIQUES: One extra good glass door walnut
boar gaeg walnut drop leaf table, good chest
three tables whatnot clocks Dishes lamp bed and other
articles,
HOME FURNISHINGS One good two piece reze living
suite, with slip overstued chair with
ovesuffed chairs with slip
eight ladder
rug two 86 10 Administer throw solid walnut
chest of table,
full size beds complee oak drop leaf table;
table; large Cupboard rocking chair three
smoking stand magazine rack; floor lamps lamp
lamp several bed Lamps pictures four book Shelves
ans one pair green drapes fireplace andons fireplace
basket roaway bed gasoline three kitchen chairs
card tables shower curtains bathroom scales dishes cooking
utensils; fruit porch glider; chairs many other
articles This extra good clean lot of household
Terms Lunch Served
FRANK Z. SMITH
John Pfafr Jr. Auctoneer sturqis Cheney, Clerk
Hichwoods Ohio Redwood, Ohio
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-Iron wheel wagon
with double corn bed also
yearling Holstein heifer. Chester
Marquis, Middleburg. l0-l9-1tS
The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-10-19

FOR SALE-Certified Vigo seed
wheat. H. M. Bishop, Milford
Center, phone 9-2584. Its
Montana farmer-stockman., 1950-05-01
STANcHIoN CLOSER

B. L. writes: "Here is a sketch of
a simple way to shut all of your
wooden stanchions from one end of
your barn. Bolt by or 2 by 2
opener to all the by As or 2 by IS
forming the movable sides of your
stanchions. Then attach an iron or
wood hand lever to the top stanchion
frame and connect the lower end Of
hand lever to the opener strip as
shown with IL to IA inch piece Of
strap iron. Have block to drop
down between stanchion top frames
to lock stanchions when closed. To
close, pull hand lever to right and
Montana farmer-stockman., 1950-05-01
STOPS BRoopY HENS

eye-end of the endgate rod and fas-
tened it to the wall so the box is
level.
The box will swing back and
forth with each movement of the
hen, and this seems to take their
minds off brooding. At any rate
it has stopped the hens from cluck-
ing in IL to 2 days."
Note by I. w. D.-Certainly is a
novel idea and would not be very
much trouble to try.
Montana farmer-stockman., 1950-05-01
GAZE TIGHTENER.

is fashioned as shown. The holes
should be about 3I16 to "a inch and
preferably should be fastened with
rivets not drawn down too tight.
Stove bolts can be used if an ex-
ira nut is used or a single nut is
fixed so it will not unscrew."
Note by I. w. D.-Wire gates are
much used for wider opening and
are not so bad if there is a good way
of drawing them tight. This would
appear to be pretty good solution
to this problem.
Montana farmer-stockman., 1950-05-01
FERN Mechanics
Handy Farm Ideas
BY I. w. DICKERSON
STOPS BRooDY HENS

J. G. writes: ''To break up broody
hens I use the device shown. I took
an orange crate, bent light metal
hangers as shown and put one at
each end of the crate. I ran an old
endgate rod through these hangers
and put the threaded end through
"a by 4 block nailed to the wall.
Then I ran another rod from the
Montana farmer-stockman., 1950-05-01
WITTE
sIoshes eost-per-horsepower
aGmst IN; hnA
u N u n - u m II n N - - =

Improvements in design of Witte's
Series 40 Diesel Power Units have
increased the horsepower output from
a HIP to SO ZIP. There's no increase
in price so the saving is oil yours
). cost-per-horsepower hos been cut
almost in holf.
And the same savings ore ovoiI-
oble to electric power users, for this
new Witte Diesel has been ircorpor-
oted in the Series AID DieseIectric
PIont. It's 40 @KW-DC (5.25 KVA-
AC) output cuts the cost-per-KW oil
most in holt makes it On OUT
standing source of continuous or
lstondby power.
Most of the extra power in the
Series AD results from on increase
in operotine speed to I 300 RPM, con-
ventionoI for modern, hieh-speed
diesels. There's no change in the
bosic Witte design thot hos given
Witte Dieselectrie PIonts and Diesel
Power Units their worldwide reputo-
ton for dependable economical seN-
ice.
Montana farmer-stockman., 1950-05-01
GATE TIGHTENER

X. w. writes: ct am sending
sketch of very good device for
keeping wire gates tight and so that
a child can close them. The tight
ener can be made of light strap
iron such as an old buggy tire and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1950-09-24
Eight O'Clock Nightmare
BY DICK ASHRAUGH

into bed. The parents snap on the
lights and deal another hand of
Canasta.
The Stars ard Stripes. Some
time during the evening the chill
dren are told the story of the
Rough Riders charge up San Juan
Hill. This gets them in the mood
for surging upward. At, the precise
moment of bedtime, a bugle is
blown and the order to Charge"
is given. Led by the smallest child,
carrying an American flag, the chill
dren surge toward the bedroom.
Although these methods are con-
sidered foolproof. the League issues
a stern warning to parents. The
danger period occurs approx
mately 20 minutes after the chill
dren are asleep and a crashing 81
lence descends. The wife suddenly
gulps tearfully, Remember how
cute they were this morning throw
ing oranges at the breadman? Do
you suppose they're all right?"
II don't know" says the hus-
band, frowning. There was a
scratching sound moment ago.
Might have been a ladder"
They both race upstairs to count
heads, waking the children in the
process. This is why the League is
studying chloroform.