The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-09-14

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81 would ask that rookie to
play cards with us, but he's a
bad loser"
well, l have so little money l
would rather play with a bad
loser than any kind of a winner" +"
KnottY Pine Paneling is just
what you need to add coziness
'fto a drab room. Nothing could
make an enclosed porch more
lweable or a kitchen more CHEEKY
than the traditional golden hue
of pine boards.
A mountaineer was aStounded
one day to see a car go by. A
motorcycle followed and disap-
peared after it.
'Holy Noses" he said, who'd
"a s'posed that thing had a colt. "
Why waste man hours and mus
Gle on old conerete! Our elec-
trio hammer will drill. chip. tear
out. roughen. or perform any one
of a dozen other operations in
masonary. Save patience. time.
and money renting this tool.
"How long did it take your
wife to learn to driver"
It'll be ten years this fall"
Ornamental porch rails are
less costly than you might think.
We have b eautifullY styled
wrought iron rails in stock in
many sizes and styles.
A young lady, telephoning, a
music store, was connected by
mistake with a garage.
Young Lady: do you have
"Two Red Lips and Seven
Kisses?"
Garageman: mo, but we have
two tom cats and seven kittens. F"
Young Lady: SIS that record?"
Gafageman: well, we think it
isl"
We have a large stock of ply
wood in all thicknesses. In cup
board door stock we carry oak.
birch. fir. and white pine.
Style item: There will be little
change in mems pockets this
year.
We have just received three
shipments of roofing. putting our
stock in good shape. Plenty of
weights and clors from which to
choose.
A canny Scot telegraphed a
proposal of marriage to his
sweetheart. After waiting all day
at the telegraph office for a re-
ply, he received an affirmative
answer ldJe dI lllSIlL.
"Well, if l were you" said the
operator, "Pd think twice before
I'd marry a girl who kept me
waiting so long for an answer"
"Na, na," came the reply, "the
lass for me is the lass wha' waits
for the night rates"
If you need a small quantity
of cement we might help you out
with white waterproof cement.
We have a limited amount of this
in stock and while it is higher
priced il is also much better than
regular cement.
81 want an explanation and |
want the TRUTH snapped the
wife irately.
''Well, make up your mind, he
said, "You can't have both"
At Government lumber auc-
!. tions in Atlanta you as taxpayer
very recently bought lumber in
carload lots at prices consider
ably higher than our present re-
tail price. This. we believe. is evil
dence of our effort to keep prices
low as long as possible.
1 Golf is a game in which a ball
~ inches in diameter is placed
on ball 5000 miles in diameter.
The idea is to hit the small ball.
Plenty of 10" and IL" clear yell
low pine boards in stock for the
first time in many months. Ex-
cellent for wagon side boards or
for stair work.
The new elevator man went to
his boss and asked to have the
day off to help his wife with the
housekeeping.
"Jim, am always glad to
grant any reasonable request, ;"
said the boss, "but your wife has
just phoned and said she would
not need you"
"Mr Jones" replied Jim, there
are two persons in this building
who handle the truth loosley and
/ am one of them. Pm not mar
ried."
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