The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-05-25
Colt Lumber News

A reporter was looking for a
resident who was supposed to be
super markSman. ALI over the
region, on trees, fences, and walls
were targets, bullS-eyeS wit h
holes in the dead center as evil
dence of his skill. Greatly sur
prised was the reporter when the
marksman turned out to be the
village half-wit. "You certainly
are a sure shot, )" the reporter re-
marked "How do you do it?"
Easy as pie" said the dimwit-
ted rifleman, Il just shoot first
and then draw the circles"
We have many things in stock
especially for your yard. Several
designs of white trellis. reason
ably priced. will beautifY your
porch or lawn. Also heavy duty
galvanized steel clothes posts
with cross arms at $500. or how
about a garden size aluminium
wheelbarrow with rubber tires at
Sl2.20.
The reason a dog has so many
friends is that his tail Wags in
stead of his tongue.
We have approximately 5000
floor plans in our New Home
plan books. There is no charge
for blue prints if you build the
house. Use the advantage of our
experience and our extensive
files of modern building materi-
ais without cost or obligation.
You'll find our entire staff anx-
ious to serve your needs.
A ShipWrecked sailor who had
survived three years on desert
island was overjoyed when a ship
spotted his signal and sent a
small boat ashore.
An officer stepped from the
boat, handed the sailor a batch
of recent newspapers and said:
The captain suggests that you
read what's going on in the world
and then let us know if you still
want to be rescued"
If you take House Beautiful"
see our own ad in the new June
issue. This beautiful ornamental
article is available in our office at
SEAS each.
Alice: We'll, how are you do
ing in your race toward matri-
mony?"
Betty: 81 think I'm on my last
lap now"
Bugs. bugs. bugs. don't let
them get in your hair or spoil
your religion. Aerosol DDT
bombs now in stock at S.97 each
or 8 for S2.50. Spray the breeding
places early and save trouble
later.
Father, to young son: when
Abraham Lincoln was your age,
he was making his own living"
Son: Eyes, and when he was
your age, he was President.
Versatile - you've seen it on
television and pro b blY read
about it. No other floor covering
will match it in ease of applica-
ton. long term beauty. or in
wesrabilitY. Let us prove this and
amaze you with its low cost.
Walking along a street in the
local county seat, man was at
tracted by frightened screams
from a house. He ran in to in
vestigate and found a frantic
mother whose small boy had
swallowed a quarter. Selling the
child by the heels, he held him
up, gave him a few shakes, and
the coin dropped to the floor. The
grateful mother was lost in adj
miration.
you certainly knew how to
get it out of him." she said. "Are
you a doctor?"
mo, madam the man replied,
I'm from the Internal Revenue
Bureau"
Literally thousands of cans of
paint line our shelves waiting to
beautifY your home. The latest
sddition to our line is Lithogen.
floor coating certified by the
United States testing laboratory
as outwearing the best floor
enamel tested by at least 10 times.
The cost is few cents more than
that of the lowest priced floor
paint. Use it without printing. on
concrete. wood or steel.
Medicine man: I've sold these
pills for over ten years with
never a complaint. What does
that prove?
Voice from crowd: Dead men
tell no tales.
If you're buying screens this
year it will pay you to look into
the latest out. For a screen that
will serve the usual purpose plus
awning protection we recon-
mend low cost Venetian screen
wire. 1t protects against the hot
sun and sudden showers. Use it
on new conventional screens or
to rescreen your old ones.
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