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Evening star., 1950-07-02
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BY Violet Faulkner
Food Editor

HOT SUMMER days seem to
III call for cool, refreshing
beverages and tasty accom-
panying foods that satisfy
that hungry feeling. After a
vigorous morning in the gar
den or an afternoon of golf
or tennis, a refreshing glass of
cold milk or a frosty glass of
iced tea or iced coffee with
crisp cookies Is just the right
snack to tide one over until
mealtime.
Children's parties. too, call
for food that will be gay and
giddy,' such as funny-face
cookies to serve with home
made ice-cream sodas. As a
conversation piece for your
next luncheon we suggest pic
ture cookies. tThe recipe Is
a variation of the original
springerle cookie. so popular
as holiday tidbits. But, un-
like the springerle cookies,
which must be stored for at
least three weeks to improve
the anise flavor, these cookies
can be eaten Immediately
after baking) And a third
contender for the cookie jar
are "shaggies," which use
grated raw carrot as one of
the ingredients.
Funny-Face Cookies.
One-third cup shortening,
2s cup sugar. egg. 3 table,
spoons milk. " cup ready-to-
eat bran. 1A cups sifted flour.
l teaspoon baking powder, "
teaspoon salt, VI teaspoon
cloves. u teaspoon cinnamon,
u teaspoon mace. " teaspoon
nutmeg. " cup chopped seed
ed raiSinS.
Blend shortening and sugar
thoroughly: add egg and beat
well. Stir In milk and ready
to-eat bran. Sift flour, bak-
ing powder. salt and spices;
add to first mixture with rails
ins: mix well. Chill. Roll
dough to about s-inch thick
Evening star., 1950-07-02

ness: cut. Bake on creased bak-
ing sheet in moderately hot
oven (4O0 degrees FJ about
IL minutes. When cookies are
cool. frost with confectioners'
sugar frosting and make
funny faces using chocolate
frosting in a pastry tube.
Makes 2 dozen cookies Is
inches in diameter).
Bits and Carrot Shaggies.
One cup finely grated carrots,
cup rolled oats (quick-cook-
ing variety, cup seedless
Valley frontiersman., 1950-06-30
We E1nnphatically Deny...

An importont from G. Skinner discussing the charges brought against the Aa5ka Steamship Company
Evening star., 1950-07-09

around an expectant mare for a
couple of nights. Sometimes when
it's all over he gives the new
baby a shot of ''cod-liver oil"
with a syringe.
His biggest year was 1947
when he assisted in the delivery
of 81 new arrivals.
The l l,9OO-acre farm, owned
by millionaire William Helis,
has about 200 horses. The colt
on our cover (also above) was
born on Kentucky Derby Day,
May 6. Gravatt considers this a
good omen. The mare is Nell
Dunstan and the sire was Val
dina Orphan, both top winners.
The youngster will get a name
when he's a yearling.
Meanwhile Gravatt says,
Mother and child are doing
swell!" -RS 5.
Photographs by Jerry Cooke
Evening star., 1950-07-09

Tampax remains invisible. So why
not 20 modern this summer and do
as millions of other women are doing
use Tampax. Invented by a
physician, Tampax is made of long
fiber surgical cotton compressed in
one-time-use applicators. Handy to
carry while travelling or vacationing.
Causes no odor or chafing. Quick to
change and unfelt when in place.
Easy to dispose off,. What salts
faction it is to know that not a belt
or external pad will hamper you'll
Get Tampax at drug store or notion
counter-a choice Of 8 absorbencies
Irregular, Super, Junior. Months
supply fits into purse; economy box
holds 4 months average supply.
Tampax Incorporated, Palmer. Mass:
Evening star., 1950-07-09
MIR. STORK
(See Front Covert.
(See Front Cover.

Bringing new colts into
the world keeps Charlie
Cravatt busy all night
CoDFATHER of the little chest
" nut colt on our cover is
quiet, shy, gray-haired Charles
Gravatt. He's the right-hand
man of the stork out at the Helis
Stock Farm in Jobstown, N. J.
Night attendant for the past five
years, he has acted as midwife
at the birth of some 200 poten-
tial racing champions.
Most mares foal in the eve
ming, which is why Charlie is
usually on hand to help out. So
far this year he has been in on
the arrival of 40 foals. Births
don't always come off on sched-
ule - Charlie may have to hang
Evening star., 1950-07-09
Swim! Swim!
Swim! Any day
of the month
With Tompox monthly sanifory
protection there is nothing

thot CON "shosv
You can 60 into
t h e W ater on
those days now
that Tampax is
available, because
this form of sani-
tary protection is
worn internally,
throwing pins and
belts into the dis
card. Whether the
suit is wet or dry,
Evening star., 1950-07-09

. Now the easy Sani-Flush way to
keep toilet bowls sparkling is even
more agreeable. AS it cleans. Sani-
Flush releases the light delicate frag-
rance women selected themselves
with their own stipulation that it
doesn't linser in the air. Cleans and
disinfects fast-safe as ever in all toilet
systems. Just follow directions on can.
At your grocer's: same price. The
HyRienic Products CO.. Canton Z. Ohio.
Evening star., 1950-07-09
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YES, FROAe able to that of
Athletes Footi In early invisible stage. this
fasgi in dogs hide itches as 6ercely as when
scales. scahs. sores develop. Unchecked. this
}ssei can lead to skin. ear. eye infections
costly to treat. sometimes incurable.
DOGS at DIR. Merrick's Small Animal Hospital
showed less than 30T scratchinK from Aeas.
lice. diet or mango. BOT OVER 7O% WERE
YoUk Doc MAS 4 3oo% BITTER CHANCE
SerricE.s % sGLFoDENE befose % us2nS fea
powder. This non-staining. soothing fungicide
destroys fnssi. prevents spread. Stops scratch
your money back. Over 900 600 bottles
sold. At your dealer. 81. or direct from Brook
field Laboratories. Dept. 1906 Brook6eld III
Evening star., 1950-07-09

TW- 1880
Evening star., 1950-08-26

Antoinette, when the need for
more color for less money became
a factor, the Western world has
loved using stripes decoratively.
But carpet and rug designers have
stayed away from it. Perhaps an
anbre stripe Of muted tones in one
color; but never the delectable
color combinations found in drap-
cry and upholstery materials.
All-Wool Needletuft Rug.
But with communication lines
broken by the airways, with coun-
tries like India, Pakistan, and
Thailand only a relatively few
hours away, the inspiration has
borne fruit.
And now added to the many
new, modern designs, we have an
all-wool needletuft rug that can
be made in horizontal, vertical,
and diagonal stripes.
1t is available in 18 colors, such
as natural beige, cherry, ice blue,
rose dust and gunmetal. These
provide a striking contrast to the
boldness of the walls and the
black lacquer Of these Chinese
inspired yet modern furniture
pieces.
Covering for our floors should
have style and color acceptance.
Evening star., 1950-08-26
Rug Market Welcomes Many New Design Ideas
By GIodys Miller
sserisory, New York ehopter, American

Seerfeory, New York chopter, American
institute Of Decorators.
Manipulation of materials TO
meet our needs has become a
common practice with the engi-
neer. the architect and the mod
ern decorator.
Each sees, for the problem at
hand, some invention which most
nearly solves it. The engineers
and architects are using glass and
steel and the decorators color,
texture and a simplified silhou-
cite.
In our floor covering, particu-
1arly our woven floor covering,
decided change has taken place.
Our first woven floor coverings
came from the Far and Near East
in the form of rugs, and we know
them as Orientals.
In the East, the Oriental rugs
were used in tents of chieftains,
as they were quickly put up on
the deserts near an oasis. They
hung on the walls, covered the
walls, covered the ground, and
covered any kind of seating. Each
rug was a woven masterpiece of
design, with many, many borders.
Later these rugs were adapted
into the living patterns of the
western world. But the rooms
were large and the rugs fitted
perfectly into the formal settings. |
Change With Small Rooms.
Today a change has taken place.
Our smaller rooms, as well as the
confused aspect of our daily life,
have presented a need for less
on design and more in
tereSt in texture and color. The
silhouette of the furni-
ture suggests the luxury contrast
Of depth of pile and texture.
Borders have disappeared in
modern floor coverings. The room
size rug or the wall to wall car
peting are fully accepted. There
is no limit to color acceptance as
many inexpensive carpetings are
Evening star., 1950-08-26

and at the same time meet the
individuals standards Of wear
ability and cleanability.
Released by The Consolidated News
Features, Inc.
Evening star., 1950-08-26

Rayon has been used, but falls
into the substitute category in
most instances. 1t will not be
long before blends of f1bers will
be an accepted practice in the
Evening star., 1950-08-26
Firm Announces Plans To Build 800 Houses

Foundations for eight houses
already have been begun. All
houses will have three bedrooms.
The development will be known
as Templeton KnollS.
Evening star., 1950-08-26

floor covering field. The pile can
be cut or uncut. even or uneven.
And now designers have solved
the problem of using stripes on
the floor. Since the time of Marie
Evening star., 1950-08-26

Templeton Knolls, Inc, today
announced it will build 300 semi
detached houses in new develop
ment at Edmonston road and
Nicholson street. Riverdale, Md.
Evening star., 1950-08-26

made in as many as 18 colors,
with the additional possibility of
dying white any color desired.
New yarns have been developed,
many of them having a softer
twist than those used originally;
some uneven, and some combined
with the popular metallic-like
thread that adds luxury note to
all materials.
Experiments With Fibers.
Shortages of wool have caused
factories to experiment with other
f1bers. Cotton did itself proud
during the war, and promises to
retain its popularity. Nylon, that
magic fiber. is not to be over
looked. although it is expensive
as the supply is limited.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
ST. ANTOINE
YMCA SPORTS
JOTTINGS

The State Glass "B" Volley.
ball Tournament will be held
at st. Antoine YMCA, Saturday
featuring such outstanding teams
as Bay City. Grand Rapids and
Jackson.
CHURCH LEAGUE NEWS
In the feature game Of the
evening. the Church OF God a.
veraged an earlier defeat by
downing the high flying SCOTS
men Of Scott Methodist Church
34-30. Rejuvenated by the re-
turn Of their high scoring for
ward "Sonny" Broadnax. the
Church Of God five took COM
mand at the outset and were
never headed.
East Lake Baptist Church
stayed within striking distance
Of the leaders by downing a
stubborn ST. John Presbyterian
Five, 1922. Mary Palmer Metho-
dist encountered unexpected OPP
position in Second Baptist, but
finally downed them 1928.
YMcA Varsity News
The Senior Boys and Mems
Basketball teamsw were idle this
week as they drow bye to the
final round in the city playoffs
with an undefeater record.
While the mems team lost the
last game 0f their schedule 10
Northern YMCA
Voilsybsll
The St. Antoine YMCA Vol
leyball Team came off second
best in the State A.A.U. Volley.
ball Tournament al Grand Rap
ids. Northern YMCA was the
winner.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
SEGREGATED POLICY
MAY SHIFT CATHOLIC
BASKETBALL TOURNEY

BALTIMORE-The second an.
nual National Catholic Intercol.
legiaie baske ball tournamen,
slated here this week will pro-
baby viii be shifted to Albany.
NY. because OF racial discrim.
nation
George Koenine tournament
official. stated. We decided to
move the tournament out Of
Baltimore TO save some embar.
raSment."
Koening also declared that the
move was prompted by reports
that Baltimore hotels had stated
that they would not allow col
lored and white athletics to be
billeted in the some quarters.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
HAWK SUPPORTED ON
BALLROOM SLUMP BLAST

NEW YORK ciTY-Erskine
Hawkins recent criiique on the
increasing lack o. interest N
dances and dance bands by the
public was deemed sincere and
prsKeworthy last week By not
ed music commentatof and syn
dicated columnis;
Writing n his weekend COL
u1na. Frank Commit. reviewed
RCA Victors current campaign
10 revive TIRE band business VIII
q series q IS record albums
desi gned for dancing. sad con-
cluded MS article with Ersklne
Hawkins. who'll handle one OF
the albums makes sense when
he blanes ihs oandiesde1s them
selves for the current apathy
toward dance music
Columnisi conn.f ne ):
Jazz siauncnt>i defenders mas
constantly blasted s1ca music
forms IS Be-Bop ana New Jazz.
An aorirer y his rius.c Inc
writer has agreed WIN re 20ta
Century Gaouel .nai pa1rleaae.s
haye been tnc Dun 31t.ses
with there repeafsa cxelrsions
int me ileid >. -lcsreeaDls
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18

the country's leading newspapers
told everyone Of the new factory
and laboratory and Of the special
broadcast.
This big celebration signaled the
opening Of the worlds newest,
most modern cigarette factory and
research laboratories by the max
ers Of Chesterfield cigarettes in
Durham, North Carolina. The new
factory Is the first modern eiga-
retts-making plant built since be-
fore the war and was necessitated
by the increasing demand for Ches-
terfields. The new laboratories
were established to conduct con-
slant quality tests and advanced
research TO guarantee that the
cigarettes turned out in the factory
will continue to be the best that
can be manufactured anywhere.
In both plants, newest equipment
and modern lighting and air-con-
ditioning facilities insure pleas
ant working conditions for en-
ployess and better cigarettes for
the consumer.
An interesting sidelight, during
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
Dinah Washington
Initiates New Policy

CHESTER. Pa-The recently
inaugurated policy Of using ma
Jor name artists as headliners
az the Blue Heaven Supper Club
here gets us first sdistsff boost
this coming Thursday night when
Dinah Washington bows in for .
week END stand.
Host Bob LANCER. following a
costly refurbishing Job on the
nighiery. decided 10 enter into
serious competition with the APP
peal Of fun spots in nearby Phil
sdelphis. The new policy will
bring virtually every top star 10
The Blue Heaven
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18

the factory celebration. was devel-
oped by Arthur Godfrey. On his
radio and television programs be-
fore the plant visit he had been
telling his audience that they could
be "their own cigarette experts"
by checking the mild aroma of a
pack of Chesterfields against any
other cigarette. In the factory,
where thousands Of pounds of
blended tobaccos were being made
into cigarettes, Godfrey pointed
out that the pure. mild aroma,
which was everywhere, was the
same aroma TO be found in a pack
age of Chesterfelds anywhere.
When local tobacco farmers agreed
that they always use the aroma
test. Arthur's associates were
"sold" on the idea that it was a
simple. effective way to determine
the mildness Of a cigarette. II was
another example Of what one Of
the nations leading magazines
meant in a ecent cover story on
Arthur Godfrey when they re-
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
Rag Mop Orchestra
Gets Phillv Stand

PHILADELPHIA Doc Sau-
sage and his mad lads began a
SIX Cav engagement ~ the i2l
Club here Moncay night This is
the same CONDO that stirred the
imagination Of the whole country
when they flrs; introduced Rag
Mop % the action yia their
rhythmic recording
Doc Sausage end The bows
come % the 42l fresh from their
initial Broadway success. They
concludes q peciscular two
Hceks run a, The popular Broad
way rendezvous last Tuesday
evening
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18

A peaceful. small southern
town found new neighbors for .
few days in Arthur Godfrey. Bob
Hope. Perry Como. Eddy tTennes-
see Plowboy) Arnold. Mindy Car
sen. the Fcntane Sisters and q
sore Of the country's top must
clans.
More than twenty-million
ado listeners from coast TO coast
heard about IL in . special full
hour broadcast.
More than 5000 local citizens
iammed the nearby university's
gymnasium 20 witness the special
broadcast starring the new neigh
bors.
Those that could not fit into
the gymnasium crowded the roped-
Of streets in front Of the new fac
tory in a fun and song-fest JAM
boree hororing the employees of
the company and starring Arthur
Godfrey. Bob Hope. Perry Como
et al.
The towns merchants, in turn.
paid tribute TO the radio stars at
a 2.O00-plate banquet.
Full-page advertisements In
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18


TIE ext biz Wal scoua;ri the
see cors1wing public q The
Cr-ate He,ropc. Tan Detot area
wltr cooperation businesses and
% otession
Tte Exnb.t Committee.
headed ~ Ra-r 81 lsgs re-
ports thef sii ea~E' booths have
been rented re the middle o'
Feb saev tie efv assuring ~
.ccess 81 10 rcn'1
TIE oca'f exa.o'ois b H-
re urp-e e9er'ed fn'oe..asm
vii pse.er' wsrv p ze. zach
nrrt n the v.eWrg public
Two dave prior 70 the exhibit.
mammoth parsf
foa n Eiea p azle'or w.ll
ma so tno street. ~ the CIV dis
piayins picturesque floats snappy
drill teams and crack military
band
Features IL 'he .x-dss eNh 1t
w!ll ncluee the Fsateynal y aht.
undo. the guidance 81 Berfam
n Gregory state president u the
AiTs ne annual choir contest
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18

By popular request. the entire
evenings program Will be devot.
Cd 10 Garner offerings giving the
young piarlsis Detroit fans their
first chance 10 near their fsvori;e
in . fuu recital Tire program Is
titled AT Evening With Enroll
Garner
Garner i featured n the cur
rent issues o EBONY and F7s.r
Magazines He comes 10 Detro!,
from successful engagements in
Chicago a;.o Milwaukee In April.
ne Hll open .; Cafe Society IN
Ne'g York
Garner corce I offerings viii
include MANY Of MS recording "a
r1s ties SUCH as Laura I Cover
the Waterfront Penthouse Ser
enaGe ass oNr PLAY Piano.
Play plus rzny wofe ~ ~ in
'en'ye ;rea,ner's % popular
melodies
Tickets iol the Mas1n 18Th MI
Slc Hall concert now are on sale
3, Gsinneils
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
CARMEN JONES CAST
DONATES TO MUSIC.
DRAMA COLLECTION

A trio Of members Of Carmen
Jones. presented by the Detroit
Civic Light Opera. last week AZ
the Masonic Temple. contributed
several items 20 the Hackley
Memorial Collection Of the De-
iroit Public Librsry's music and
drama section.
Donations were made by
Miss UTylee Leonsrdos. star Of
the cast. Sheldon B. Hoskins.
dance director and Edward
Christopher. chief Of dancing
group.
They several self-potrsitS and
: autographed copy Of the SOU
venir program Of last weeks
presentation.
Among the signatures we-e
those Of Barrie O'Daniels. gen.
efal manager and Boris Hogan.
musical director
The Hackiey Collection IS con-
sidered one Of the local Library
major projects Founded eight
years ago, il has attracted ma
tionsl-wide attention.
Instrumental in securing the
donations was Fred Hart Will
Hams
Lionel Hampton. recently fill
ing an engagement al one OF
De,roit's movie theatres prom
.sed 70 make q contribution 70
the collection on his return 10
city next month.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18

Since ! write for so many news
papers. | have most of them de-
llvefed TO my home and | read
them all carefully. One paper
alone VIII satisfy my statement
that humans are a daffy lot, but
when YOU read stack of papers
every week. there is no question
about the statement. For instance:
A Los Angeles paper reports
the story of gent who re-
Gently went 10 look for a job
at the Detroit branch of the
Ford Motor Company. Being a
foresighied lad. he took his
lunch along with him
couple of sandwiches. some
fruit and ihermos Of coffee.
When he got out. eight DAYS
later he was 1000 miles away IN
Los Angeles and. furthermore. he
was downright hungry. Doctors
say That only his meager lunch
kept him from starving to death.
And here's another story
about a fellow who came home
from work. weary and hungry.
and asked his wife what time
dinner would be ready. That
did II. Wife felt that this was
slur upon her abilities and
efficiency as a household ex-
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18

ecuiive. and she wrapped a
lamp around the inquisifive
hubbY's neck.
BY the time the little woman
got through with her hungry hub
by, he was fodder for DR.. Giles
pie. AT last report he was asking
for seconds on the baked custard
in Ward 3 Of General Hospital.
Then there's the involved story
OF the gent who asked the strans-
err sitting next 10 him in res
taurant to watch his over-eoat for
him The stranger kept a weather
eye on, the coat changing on q
coat rack) for a half hour. When
the so-called owner OF the coat
failed TO return. the stranger
looked around for his own coat
on another rack. II was gone.
The stranger. who hadn't
owned a coat at all. had stolen
HIS coat while he was diligent-
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
Hobby Show Slated

Local lobbyists are invited 10
Tile entries beginning this week
for the fifth annual City Hobby
show 10 be held April IL to %
at site yet TO be selected. the
Department Of Parks and Recre-
aion announces.
Those interested may obtain
entry blanks by calling Wood
ward 2-6570 or writing or visiting
the Department OF Parks and
Recreation. 3rd floor Grlswold
building.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
Wilcox Disc Great

MN YORK CITY EmDl9pet.
= me SAVOY Bedroom almost
-n9niH1J agreed me .anrli
dance mecca anniversary party
last wee. nat Eddie Wilcox p
first RCA Victor recording. "a
Touch ~ ~ Blue wss one Of
ne bet number thes have ever
heard
Voting i ~, up blues relcs ~
81 the 9+s-50 season "a,
ployee. invited Wilcox, who is
currently appearing 81 the So
voy n play the melody.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
Willie Pep Slated
Against Famechon

Willie Pep, king Of the feath-
erweights' will defend his IT,
tie Friday in Madison Square
Garden against Ray Famechon.
Frenchmen. in l5-round bout.
Pep, Of course is favored and
is expected TO have little trouble
with his foe from France. Pep
who reeained his title from San
dy Saddler. in 1913. after losing
TO him caller the same year, has
not lost a fight since.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
Cootie Williams to
Invade Club VALLEY

DETROIT Cpotie Williams
and rs band begin three .
s'aF a. We Nallcv Ballroom he p
yee ming this Friday nigh,
Aiil'ans and ms growl 'rDn.
pet w.il be augmented by iho
ensatlonsl horn blowing a
youtnful Wills JACKSON. Moves,
Hol angDug INC tenor sax star.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
spots chp-i4

HARTFORD. conn.-This past
week has been successful one
Tor the Ink Spots Within seven
DAYS the singers broke one the
atre's standing record for at
tendance.
The scene OF the first victory
by Bill Kenny and the boys was
The State Theatre in Hartford
where the quartet opened last
weekend 10 an SRO audience.
After their last show the Ink
Spots were told they had broken
the State Theatres attendance
record. whirh had been held for
many years blythe Ink Spots.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
I'VE BEEN THINKING
By CAB GALLOWAY

We humans dafy lot, for sure. When you be-
columnist you constantly the lookout for
Ideas which will form the springboard for your next
column. and of the best places get idea is in
the folds 0 your local newspaper
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
DETROIT TRIBUNE. SATURDAY MAR. Is, lsss
An Evening with Enrol Garner Set
For One Night Stand at Music Hall

Enroll Garner and his trio will be presented in
the Music Hall Saturday evening March 25th Gar
will be accompanied BY baSSist John Simmons and
IN ner Howard Ming
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1950-03-18
ly watching out for the coat on
the other rack.

~ WoA~AhAhS taA tCA AAto ~0oA SA
the other rack.
Oh, people are daffy. for fair.
II you don't believe it. just read
the pages OF your newspaper
You'll sure find out in short or
der.
You still don't believe me-
How about the story of the man
who was about to be embalmed
when he suddenly rose up from
the slab. saw wAere he was. and
went yelling off down the street
clad in the morgue's sheet. They
mistook a sleeping pill overdose
for death. Hah Now do YOU ad-
init we humans are daffy?