The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-11-22

ing LIiGlll lily PdltCAs DAoNSN -
they didn't start kissing Harry
again."
$4,000 to $1,000 worth of in
sulation in your ceiling can save
YOU $1,000 out of every $4,000
YOU now spend for fuel. These
are not our figures but those OF
the University of Illinois. We
have full thick rock wool bats
for as little as $3.50 per hundred
square feet. We also have Zono-
lite. Kimsul. and loose rock weel.
Everything you need to insulate
at money saving prices.
Mandy, who washed for Mrs.
Frisk, came TO work one day
with a tale of woe calculated to
awaken pity in the hardest heart.
Cheer up, Mandy" said Mrs.
Frisk consolingly. There's no
use worrying
eHow come dere's no use wor-
ryin?" replied Mandy. when de
Lawd send me tribulatlon, lie
'spects me TO tribulate don't
He2"
Have you read about Wilsove.
the magic wax and paint re-
mover that requires no rinsing
after use? We read so much
about il we now have it in stock.
A lumberman was driving to
town one cold winter morning
and noticed his neighbor chopp-
ing wood. OF course there was
nothing unusual about that ex-
cept that the neighbor was clad
only in a long flannel nightshirt.
Olaf" called the lumberman,
what in the world are you
chopping wood in your night
shirt for?"
well" Olaf replied, Il always
have dressed beside a fire in the
mawnin' and, by chimney, |
amt amin to stop noW!"
There are few items in lum-
Der we do not either have in
stock or arriving soon. This in
cludes dimension house and
barn. siding. flooring. center
match, sheathing. shiplars knot
tY pine paneling. ceiling, and
finish boards. Most of these are
carried in various grades and
kinds of lumber.
1T il true that an alligator in
these sWampS won't hurt you if
you carry a torch?"
Dat all depends on how fas'
70 all carry it,"
When you think of windows
think of US for we not only sell
the best in several kinds of fac
tory made units but also make
any kind to your specifications.
Detective: You're looking for
your cashier? Is he tall or short?
Banker: Both.
We have many plan books
that are yours without charge
or obligation if you are interest
ed in building. Several houses
from these books are now under
construction.
Mistress, of the new maid: Il
forgot to ask you if you had any
religious viewS?"
New Maid: mo, l haven't
ma'am, but I've got some dandy
snapshots of Niagara Falls and
the Great Lakes"
Plenty of red picket corr
cribbing in stock. This has heavy
pickets and heavy wire. Also
wide Sisalkraft paper for Gov.
ering if desired.
Remember there's nothing in
the world that's impossible to
accomplish"
Inevitable voice in the rear:
Ever try to push tooth paste
back in the tubc?"
You will be surprised at the
small cost of the standard size
overhead garage doris we have
in stock.
do you believe in monog.
amy" asked the serious-mindec
young man of the beautiful, bu'
dumb blonde.
"Oh no gushed the girl
"~actually prefer oak"
We have metal lath. insulation
lath. and corner bead in stool
as well as metal arches.
Smith: Don't you enjoy list
ening to the honk of a wilc
goOSe?"
Jones: Not when he's driving
an automobile"
We can save you money oil
No. ] Common oak flooring. w
have q limited amount at S26.0l
per 100 feet. 25/32x2H and qooc
quality.
All the little boys and girl
who want to go to Heaven" sait
the Sunday School teacher
please stand up
All rose but Johnny.