The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-07-13
Colt Lumber News

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and asked the pharmacist what
to do to stop hiccups. His answer
was a slap in the face.
Shaken and angry, the man
demanded an explanation for
such action.
Well" replied the pharmacist,
grinning, you haven't any hic-
cups now, have your"
mo, but my wife, out in the
car, still has them"
Nothing can give your room or
office the rustic distinctiveness
of knottY pine. We have it in
all widths and lengths at a very
moderate price. Excellent for
porches or a child's room.
will you have the imported or
domestic sardines on your sand
Wich?" asked the waitress of
Sandy McStash.
"Whut's the differrrrence?"
asked Sandy.
'The domestic is a quarter, the
imported thirty-five cents"
I'll take the domestic. I'm
pain no sardine's passage across
the ocean, my good woman"
roared McStash.
If you have a tough floor
paint problem and want some
thing that will wear and wear
try Lithogen. Certified tests
show it outwears conventional
floor paint by as much as 10
times. For wood or concrete.
Scientists tell us there are 279,-
678,934,34l stars in the universe,
and we believe them. But if we
see a sign, Fresh Paint" we have
to prove it.
Versatile - truly m iracl e
floor covering in 9 x 9 blocks
beautiful colors. grease resistant.
never YEA out. and easy to lay.
Surpasses rubber in performance
and wear at considerably less
cost.
How is the secondhand car
you bought"
I've just realized how hard it
IS to drive a bargain"
Doors our stock room is full
of inside and outside doors in
many styles. They are becoming
higher and scarcer but because of
our large stock purchased some
time age we are able to offer
some remarkable savings.
AS the train pulled up at the
Wayside station the guard noticed
smoke coming out of the COM
partment labeled mo smoking"
Opening the door he eyed the
six guilty-looking passengers in
side.
Gentlemen" he said there
are two company rules on this
line which IRE repeatedly brok-
en-, the first is that smoking is for
hidden in carriages not set aside
for that purpose, and the second
is that the company's servants
may not accept brides. You have
already broken one of these
rules"
We have just received a car
load of white pine containing a
large amount of Ia" in sheath
ing grade s to IL" in width. Elk
cellent for door bats. Also plenty
of /" white pine. fir. yellow pine
and Poplar sheathinq as well as
clear white pine in all thickness
ses.
He: Since l met you l can't
eat, | can't sleep, | can't drink"
She: (shyly): why not?"
He: 'Im broke"
See our beautiful new blue roof
in an extra heavy asphalt shinq-
gle. Selling at the same price
as a thick butt roof. it offers
more weight and the most at
tractive slate and blue colors we
have ever seen anywhere.
Judge: Does the prisoner wish
to challenge any of the iury?"
Prisoner: We'll, I think |
could beat up that little guy on
the end"
Plenty of Wheeling channel
drain roofing still in stock. but
it is selling rapidly. Profit by
ordering now.
A noted big game hunter was
reported missing. 1t is believed
that something he disagreed with
ate him.
Ladders in stock at the lowest
Price since e. ar step.
straight. or extension.