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Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Grange Will.
Aid u OF d In
Work
Now Underway
Harry C. Johnson, OF
Smyrna, New Worthy
Master OF State Group,
Pledges All Out Sup
port.

The Delaware State Grange
plans to step up its cooperation
with the University Of Delaware
and its research work as a major
weapon in fighting communism and
other enemies of democracy.
Pledges of intensified cooperation
between the two groups highlight-
ed the second day Of the State
Grange sessions Wednesday after
noon at Newport, following ad-
dresses by the University of Della
wares new president, DR.. John A.
Perkins, and its director of agri-
culture research and extension.
George NJ. Worrilow.
Harry c. Johnson Of Smyrna who
had been elected worthy master OF
the Delaware State Grange Just
prior to the addresses, pledged
to intensified cooperation
as did retiring Worthy Master Paul
w. Mitchell of Hockessin, who pre-
sided. Mr.. Johnson succeeds Mr..
Mitchell as master for a term of
two years. Mr.. Mitchell has serv-
ed the Office during the past four
years.
Joins Board of Trustees
By his election as worthy mas
ter, Mr.. Johnson, a former secre-
tary of the State Grange, auto
becomes an ex-oflcio
member of the University of Della
board of trustees.
Other officers elected for two
year terms at the afternoon session
which was followed by the annual
banquet addressed by L. Row
Hawes, secretary of the National
Grange executive committee. were
as follows:
Paris Kirby, farmer of Milford
TO the Office of state grange over
seer succeeding Mr.. Johnson: Mrs
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Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Scottish Rite Club
Ladies Night Dec. 8
Gala Affair WIN Be Held In The
GeOrgetOwn High Auditorium

The Ladies' Night Of the Kent
Sussex Scottish-Rite Club will be
held on December 8, 1850, in the
Georgetown High School AlditOri-
um.
The program, consisting Of six
acts Of headline vaudeville, dancing
and door prizes, has been arranged
by Harrison Phillips, president and
J Henry Mcdonnell past president.
]. Wallace WOodford, deputy for
Delaware, will welcome the ladies
and present the distinguish d
guests.
At the annual meeting Of the
club, the following officers and di-
rectors were elected: President.
Harrison Phillips. Laurel; vice
president, Dorsey Burnham, Mil
ton; Sec.- Treasurer, George T..
MackIin, Milford; Directors for
three years: James P. Pierce, Mil
ford: William e. Matthews, Smyr-
ma; J. Henry Mcdonnell, Dover.
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Santa Claus
Due To Arrive
At Airport
Here Saturday
jolly Old Saints Plane
VIII Set Down At 1870
P. M; Nativity Scene
Will Be Expanded And
Beautiied.

Old Kris. the Jolly Saint. who is
always "on the ball." come Christ
mas time, is due to make Sis local
debut tomorrow, Saturday, Ilecem-
Der 9Th. at one-thirty o'clock. San
IA will arrive at that time at the
Milford Airport in a special char
tered monoplane, piloted by Will
lard jackson, owner and operator
Of the Port. Jackson is leaving
for the North Pole home Of Santa,
tonight, at the request Of the Mil
ford Chamber Of Commerce, spOn-
sors locally Of the Christmas Fete.
Upon his arrival in Milford, San
"a viii proceed directly to his head
quarters In the STORY Book" on
the Walnut Street bridge panel,
where he will hold forth every day
from one in the afternoon until
nine in the evenings, with time out
for supper. He especially requests
that every little boy and girl visit
ing him please bring a note stating
what they would ike to have. This
week, Santa's Elves have been busy
repairing the STORY Book" house
for the coming Of its honored guest.
The Nativity Scene" on the lot
next to the Odd Fellow Temple on
North Walnut Street, will be up BY
December 14th, according to Cal
vim Ball. who is chairman of the
committee responsible for its erec-'
ton. This year the Scene" is be-
ing greatly improved and promises
to far Outshine that Of the two pre-
viOus years. The massed choirs of
the various local churches are ex-
pected to sing in front OF the scene
as In previous years and a COM
plete schedule pertaining to this
most enjoyable part of the Christ
mas fete will be published in the
next issue Of the Milford Chronicle.
The street lights. which have
been strung this week, will be Off
eially turned on tomorrow evening /
when the master switch is thrown
tcontinlnd ou page -
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Southern States
Group Meets Dec. Is

A regional meeting Of Southern
States Cooperative Local Farm
Home Advisory Committees viii be
held at 10:30 a. m. to 800 D. m.
in Millsboro, Hickman's Restaur-
ant, on Wednesday, December 1S.
to outline and plan work Of the
committees during the next year
approximately 4S women are ex-
pected to attend the meeting.
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Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
This Weeks Chronicle

Have you stopped to consider the great amount
Of labor and material involved in producing newspaper
such the Milford Chronicle?
Think Of This!
If the pages of this issue of the Chronicle were
LAID end to end they would make continuous strip of
paper 172 inches wide and approximately 1876 miles
long Put another way-it would reach from Milford
to point well beyond Trenton, New Jersey
Or-the paper, if laid four pages wide would reach
over 81 70 miles strip of paper wide enough to drive
an an automobile on.reachng almost to Sebyvlle, the
South, or beyond Smyrna to the north of Milford
Tons of metal foundry type and rule are used Great
quantities of manpower and hour of time are required
That is why we here at the conicle must continu-
ally ask our advertisers and cfespondents to Get
your copy in early. Please"
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Republicans Will
Keep 2 Headquarters
To Keep Administration Offices In
Wilmington And Georgetown

The Republican Party will main
tain at least two administrative
ofhces-one in Wilmington and an
other in Georgetown-it was an
nounced by Frank V. dupont, mem
Der of the Republican National
Committee, who was the main
speaker at a victory meeting held
at the Young Mems Republican
Club, Wilmington, last Thursday
night.
This will be the first time that
the Republican Party has main
tanned permanent offices between
elections. The Wilmington head
quarters will be in the Hotel Rod
ney where Thomas M. Adamson
Will be in charge until January /.
after which Mrs. j. H. Maston, Jr..
will assume the duties of Office
manager. In Georgetown, the Office
is being set up under the direction
of Captain G. Clifton Maull, chair
man OF the Sussex County Republi-
can Committee.
Ia his remarks Mr.. dupont ask
ed for Republican teamwork on a
state, legislative, and countrywide
(continusG on page %
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Roster Resigns AS
Motor Vehicle Head
Business In Another State Cause
For Action Effective Dec. 90

Henry e. Roster, Of Laurel.
state motor vehicle commissioner
since July ], 1949, resigned last
Friday effective Dec. 20, so that he
will be able to devote his full time
to a newly-acquired. business in
another state.
The next meeting of the State
Highway Department is scheduled
for Dec. q and it is expected that
Mr.. Rosters resignation will be
acted on at that time.
In a letter to J. Gordon Smith,
chairman of the State Highway De>
partment, Mr.. Roster said:
II have just completed the pur-
chase Of a business in another
state. The newly-acQuired business,
together with my other business in
terests, will Of necessity require
Continued on page q
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
To Discuss Future
Of Slaughter Beach
Plan TO Save Beach From Rnin
Is Under Contemplation

The future of Slaughter Beach
will be discussed and a plan 10
save the beach from ruin will be
discussed between the property
owners Of Slaughter Beach and the
heads Of the State Highway De-
partment on Friday, December 18th
at 300 p. M, at the Surfside Res
taurant.
At recent meeting Of the Town
Board of this popular resort on the
Delaware Bay, it was decided that
If the future was to be maintained.
definite action should be taken i'm
mediately. They Immediately set TO
work, which was following the
storm late in the summer season.
that cut away around fifty feet of
the beach front on the north end
of the beach. Some progress was
made with the State Highway De-
partment and assurance was re-
ceived from them that two addi-
tional jetties would be constructed
in that area, along with a survey
of the entire beach front for possi-
bic additional remedies.
(cOntinued on page 81
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Milk Industry Gears
Program For 81 Needs
Dairymen Setting Sights
To Take Care Of Re-
armament Program

The dairy industry has geared
It's production program to meet
consumer needs that will arise dur
ing the coming year. It is also ad-
justing its sights to meet any de-
mands that might arise out Of our
rearmament program. These state
ments were made by General Man
ager 0. H. Hoffman Jr., in his an
nual report to the members of the
Interstate Milk Producers Co
operative. meeting in Philadelphia
Monday and Tuesday Of this week.
continued On page 81
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
DR.. j. A. Monroe Is
Speaker Before OAR
Assistant Professor OF History Az
University Spoke Here

DR.. John A. Monroe, assistant
professor of history at the Univer-
sity Of Delaware, spoke before the
Captain Jonathan Caldwell Chap
ter, Daughters Of the American
Revolution, and their guests at a
meeting, which was held in Christ
Church Parish House on Saturday.
DR.. Monroe, a graduate of the Uni
versity of Delaware, received his
degree Of doctor of philosophy at
the University Of Pennsylvania. His
vast knowledge Of Delaware's his
tory made him just the person to
give the origin of Delaware Day,
which was celebrated throughout
the State yesterday, December z.
(continued on page g.
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Guard Plans Longer
Camp For Summer
To Last For Three Weeks;
First Time In States
History

For the first time in the history
OF the Delaware National Guard,
summer training encampment will
last for three weeks from next July
20 to Aug. 1S.
Col. George w. Dunn, chief of
the Delaware Military District, this
week announced that units Of the
Delaware guard ard the 129th AAA
Automatic Weapons Battalion Of
the Virginia National Guard, will
train at the same time in the Beth
any Beach-FOrt Miles area.
tcontinued On page lN
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08

tatiYes from financial and real es-l
tate trade organizations.
Last Friday, Herbert o. Frey,
Administrator, Real Estate Credit
Department, and other representa-
tlves Of the Federal Reserve Bank
Of Philadelphia discussed Regula-
ton x at the Stacy Trent Eotel,
Trenton, New Jersey. Sponsored by
the Trenton Chamber Of Commerce,
the meeting was attended by real
estate dealers, architects, repre-
sentatives Of banks, building and
loan associations and builders
Frey explained the background to
control Of real estate credit and
(o5atinuss On uass is)
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08


Under an atomic bomb attacks
with transportation and electric
power systems knocked out, only
one product could be relied upon
to save the lives of thousands Of
people, and that product Is canned
foods" he said. SIN their hermeti-
caHy sealed containers canned
foods, for the most part, would be
unaffected and, under horrible dis
ruption Of the normal life Of the
would be the only source
of food and drink for the unfor-
tunate victims Of the attack. Most
important Of all, as scientific au-
thorities have pointed out, the
Continued on page %
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Odd FeLIOWs To Attend
Divine Services
Crystal FOunt Will Go To-
Baptist Church On
Sunday

At the invitation Of Rev. Sidney
Rowland Of First Baptist Church,
Milford, Crystal Fount Lodge No.
10. /. o. o. F. OF Milford, together
with visiting brethern, will attend
divine service at 1880 p. m, Sun
day evening, Deecember. 10th.
Noble Grand J. Spencer Willis
expects a large delegation from his
lodge
Members will assemble at the
Temple on North Walnut Street at
z o'clock and proceed to the church
in a body.
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Horticultural Society
To Hold Annual Meet

The Peninsula Horticultural So
ciety Annual Meeting, Dec. 10 and
Is, Legislative Hall, Dover, Della
ware, viii feature new discoveries
in the plant field according to Ed
ward Kelly, the president Of the
association.
New varieties Of vegetables, nu-
TRENT sprays and methods Of mar
keting fruits and, vegetables are
(eontinusd On page %
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Kiwanians To Hold
New Years Eve Dance
Service Club VIII Hold Gala Fete
At New Milford ArmOry

The Milford Kiwanis Club will
hold their annual New Years Eve
Dance at the Milford ArmOry on
Jan. 1, 1851; music will be furnish
ed by AL Green and His Cadets.
The doors will open at 10 D. m,
Dec. S1st, with dancing beginning
at 1901 a. m. till a. m, as New
Years Eve falls on Sunday.
Ticket sale will begin next week
at five dollars per couple and will
be obtainable from members Of the
local club. AS in the past, tickets
sold at the door will be six dollars
per couple.
(eontlnuad On PAGE O.
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Soper Rites Were
Held On Tuesday
"Apple King" Was Former Member
OF House OF Representatives

Funeral services for ]. Leonard
Soper, 6s, of Camden, prominent
fruit grower and former member of
the State House Of Representatives,
were held at 2 p. m, on Tuesday
at his home. The Rev. ]. E. Parker,
pastor of Whatcoat Methodist
Church, Camden, officiated. Inter-
ment was in Odd Fellows Cemetery
where there was a Masonic service.
Mr.. Soper died Of a heart attack
on Saturday last in his home. Born
Sept. Is, 1882, in Wyoming, he was
the son of the late Francis and
Mary Evelyn Soper. For many
years, he and his father were
known as 'the apple kings OF Del
aware"
A 1905 graduate Of the Univer-
(cOntlnued on page %
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Federal Reserve Bank Of PhiEa
Holds Regulation X Meetings

Aeeuona opportunities for Third Federal District lenders
Interested IN building
units credit for residential construction were mad [po
D sne teaera Reserve Bank Philadelphia schedule m
70 pc held December
me regulation Reserve bank met with Zoo
Milford chronicle., 1950-12-08
Canned Goods Most Important
Offensive And Defensive Weapon

Canned foods vital offensive defensive weapon in mode
ana time that Government agencies their
essena Carlos Campbell Executive Secretary the National Can
ne Association told members OF TrState Packers Asoc
at fhiu
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Jak Rusko okrada satelity O
potraviny.

Washington, D. c.. - Mluvci
Department. zemedelstvi pro-
hlasil, re 81 Sovetsky svaz "a
bral vetsinu drody, ktera byla
sklizena v Rakousku, v Nemec-
ku a ma Balkane. Dodal, re
drive bylo dovazeno z vychod-
nfho Nemecka do zapadn1ch
zon sedm milionG tun potravin,
nynf vsak Spojene Staty vyda-
vail kazdorocne 5000, 600, 900,
ably molly zasobovat obyvatel-
stvo V zapadnfch pasmech obi
lin, tuky a cukrem. Do Rakou-
ska dodavaj1 Spojene Staty ro-
enc ctrnact az patnact milionu
tun potravin. Komuniste ma
prot tomu vyvazenf potraviny
z vychodnfho pasmu do SOVIET
skeho svaZu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Chochlov kritisuje sovetske
neporadkY.

Moskva. = Sovetsky komi-
saT pro rozpocet, Ivan Chochlov
kritisoval velke nepoTadky v
hlavn1ch sovetskych minister
stvech pro vyrobu a prohlasil,
re vsechna tato vyrobn1 mini
sterstva nesplnila predepsane
kvoty. Velke neporadky exis-
TUT ministerstvech dopravy,
zasobovan1, dale v minister
stvech kovoprGmyslu, uhelne
vyroby a v ministerstvu pro W.
robu nafty. KomisaT Chochlov
81 take stezoval ma financn1 ne
poTadky v ministerstvech pro
masny prdmysl a pro mlekar-
sky prGmysl. Krone toho ko-
misaT Chochlov take vytykal,
re stavba novych skol je dale
ko pod normalem.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30

We volbach " Poruri ziskaly
pravicove stranY.

Berlin. = Nedelni volby v
zapadn1m N6mecku znacne po-
Silly politiku kanclere Konra-
da Adenauera. Volby Sc kona-
ly We Westalsku ma severnim
Rynu. Tato nemecka provincie
take zahrnuje ruskou prGmy-
slovou oblast a bydli v nj celia
ctvrtina obyvatelstva v zapad-
MIN Nemecku. Dochazej1ci W.
sledky a volbach ukazuj1, re vo-
lici projevuji shiny sklon do pra-
va. Je to dGkazem toho, re ne
mect1 horn1ci a delnictvo v oce-
larnach v Porurf zamftajf rus
kou politiku v Nemecku. Pres
to, re komunisti utrpeli citelnou
porazku V techto volbach, hla-
sovalo d6lnictvo v teto oblasti
pro znarodnenf tezkeno pru-
myslu V Poruf1. Volicove 81 Ia
Ike V techto volbach zvolili "a
stupce do sve statni zakonodar-
ny pro oblast, ktera spada do
britske zony. Adenauerova kTe-
stansko-demokraticka strana 81
udrzela svoji d%f1vejs1 posici ja-
ko vedouc1 strana, ktera dosta-
la 81 procent hlasu.
Nejvice v techto volbach z1s-
Hawaii svobodni demokrate, kite
RI jsou Size ma tTet1m mlste, ale
V koalici S krestanskymi demo-
kraty mohou tvorit silnou pravi-
covou koalinf vladu Poole vzo-
ru spolkove vlady v Bonnu.
Socialn1 demokrate 81 udrze-
Ii druhe misto jake nejsilnejs1
strana a mali 33 procent HAST
volicstva. Krajn1 nacionaliste
zaznamenali 1bytek HAST a ko-
muniste nezfskali ami jeden
mandat v primych volbach, ale
ma zaklade pomerneho zastou-
pen1 dostanou IL poslancG z
celkoveho poctu PIT. Dostali
tud1z jenom SIS procent z ode
vzdanych HAST. Pred teemi ro-
ky dostali komunisti jeste &C.
lych IA prOcent hlasG.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Harry Bridges zGstane asi
muzem beg vlasti.

Melbourne, Australia. = L
migracnf australsky ministr
Harold Holt prohlasil, re kdyz
Dude Harry Bridges zbaven a.
merickeho obcanstv1, tax Dude
v Austalii pravdepodobne po-
vazovan "a osobu bez vlasti.
Federalni soud v San Fran
cisku rozhodl, re komunista
Harry Bridges, ktery Sc narodil
" Australia a byl usvedcen z xii
We pTisahy, Dude zbaven anne
rickeho obcanstv1.
Ministr Holt prohlasil, re Cd
volanim americkeho obcanstv1
nenabude Bridges automaticky
obcanstv1 v Australia a kdyby
Bridges pozadal o vstup do Au-
stralie, pax Dude jeho pr1pad
posuzovan re stanoviska plat
nych australskych imigracn1ch
zakon6, ktere zapov1daji komu-
nistdm vstup do Australia.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Csl. vIada zada O odvolani dvou
zapadnfch dipIomatH.

New York. = Csl. vlada po-
zadala O odvolani dalsiho "a
padn1ho diplomatic, a to belgic-
keno pridelence v Praze, plu-
kovn1ka Roberta Mauroye. Po-
die doslych zprav je i jeho Cd
volan1 We spojen1 S nedavnym
tax Nv. velezradnym procesem
proti Is 81. vlastencGm v Praze.
Dale byla pozadana take VIA
da Velke Britanie, ably britsky
diplomaticky 1redn1k Adrian
Leigh Mclaughlin byl z Prahy
odvolan a ably opustil Ceskoslo-
vensko do IA dnG. Mclaughlin
je vicekonsulem a tajemnikem
britskeho velvyslanectvl v Pra-
re.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Staty JIM Ameriky zakrocuji
prot planu ma kontrolu cen
kavy.

Washington, D. G. - Diplo-
matictf zastupci IA jihoameric-
kych statG podali We statn1m
Department. protest prot pla-
nu kontrolovati ceny kavy. Sta
ty ty Sc domahaj1 zaruk, re Sc
nakupn1 praxe pro kavu ne
zhors1 V jejich neprospech.
Zakrok ten byl vyvolan Wy
setfovanlm jednoho senatnfho
podvyboru, ktery ucinil doporu-
cent, jak zabranit spekulacnl-
mu zvysovan1 ceny kavy. Mimo
jine bylo t1mto vyborem navr-
zeno, ably penlze nekterych a.
merickych statd byly devalvo-
vany a ably Amerika povzbuzo-
vala pestovani kavy jinde nez
v JIM America.
Ke spolecnemu protestu sc
spojily Brazilie, Kolumbie, Co
sta RIGA, Dominikanska repu-
blika, Ecuador, Ell Salvador,
Kuba, Guatemala, Haiti, Hon
duraz, Mexiko, Peru, Nicara-
qua a Venezuela.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
NeobvyklY dIvod.

V Clevelandu byl jedne re-
ne povolen rozvod, kdyz doka-
zala, re jej1 manzel namaloval
pekne vousy ma zlate zaramo-
vany obraz manzelky. Manuel,
povolanim holic Sc hail, re 81
prY ien tax hral.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Belgicti socialiste Sc stavi ostfe
prot navratu krale Leopolda
ma trim.

Brussel. - Belgicti socialiste
tvoricf druhou nejsilnejsf stra-
nu v Belgii, vyzvali svoje stou-
pence do rozhodne oposice pro-
ii navratu krale Leopolda III.
ma trim. Generalnl rada pro-
hlasila, re Dude %pracovat hned
o to, ably Leopold abdikoval,
kdyby sc vratil ma trun.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Spravne ~odpovedel.

Klient k svemu pravnikovi
"V1m, re jsou proti mne slime
dGkazy, ale mann padesat tislc
dolarG ma soudnl boz"
Pravnlk: "Jako vas pravn1k
vas %ujistuji, re S tolika pencil
do kriminalu nepIjdete."
A nesel = Sci tam cisty =
bez penez.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
DObra Rada Nasim
HOspodyHkam!
/ Ma Vas Ceka
Jarni Uklid!

Slun1cko zacne "a chv1li O.
pravdove hrat a jarnf 1klid v
domacnosti Sc uz pomalu media
dele odkladat. Takove jarni
ukl1zenf, to nenf jenom cisteni
bytu cd prachu a zimni spiny,
ktera Sc nashromazdi i te nej-
cistotnejsf hospodynce. To je
take cisten1 bytu cd vseho, CO
uz davno nepotrebujeme, CO
nam V byte jen pTekazi, ale tr-
pelive to prekladame S mista
ma mlsto, protoze proste nev1-
me kan S tim.
A prece jak by 81 vas domov
oddychl, kdybyste Sc takovych
vecl zbavili a JIM Tide by je je-
ste dlouho mohli pouzfvati.
Zkuste tuto radu: vyradte
nepotfebne veci a dejte 81 drob-
nou oznamku do "Telegrafu".
Prave pro takove pTfpady maj
dete tam znamou rubriku '-r1z'
ne ma prodej". Uvid1te, kolik
jinych lidi RADIO vasi nab1dky
pouzije a koupf 81 to, co Wy uz
nepotTebujete.
Vas domov zfska, hospodyn-
ka Dude rada, re sc zbavila ne
potrebne veci. A >domov dru-
hych zfska, protoze jim date
moznost, ably 81 poT1dili to, CO
w davno postradali.
Ted prave je doba cisteni =
ted prave je doba, abyste pro-
stfednictv1m nasich novin pro-
dali vse, CO uz nepotrebujete.
"TELECRAF',
843 NJ. WASHINGTON ST.
Broadway 1858
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
ZahOnek HumOru.
HIuboka zahada,

D1te: "VideIa isl me nekdy,
mama, drive neil jsem Sc naro-
dil?"
Matka: "Ne, drahousku."
Dfte: "Ani mil obrazek isl
nevidela?"
Matka: "Ne, drahouSku."
D1te: "Pak nechapu, jak isl
poznala, re jsem to ja."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Fysicka (?) vada.

Charles: eta sopranistka ma
ohromny repertoar."
Wanda: "Taky jsem 81 toho
vs1mla. A v tech tesnych sa-
tech to vypada jeste hroznejs1."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Pride ma imeno.

= Hlehle! Stale o sobe tyr
dlte, re jste vegetarian, re Sc
niceho mimo %zeleninu, plodiny
a ovoce netknete a zde 81 po-
chutnavate ma peknem stavna-
tenn f1Zku!
To Pride ma to, jak to
KIDD pojmenuje. ia tomu RI
kan zapovezene ovoce.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Coz isem to nerekl?

Lekar: Vase srdce je v nej-
s~ilnejsfm poradu. S tymhle
srdcem byste Sc mel dockat Sc
dmdesatky."
Klient: Gale pane dotore,
mne je sedmdesat!"
Lekar: "Tak tady to mate !!
Nefekl jsem yam to-"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Nome nemoznosti.

A: ia jsem videl cloveka
bez rukou ktery hral piano."
B: "To mic neni. Tadyhle
nahore bydlf nejaka zenska,
ktera nema ami spetku hlasu a
Zp1va @ sto Sest."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Poole predpisu.

Hladovy turista "Sklepn1ku,
dive vejce, pros1m. Nechte je
vafit ctyTi minuty."
Sklepnfk: "Ano, pane, "a
dive vteriny je mattel"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Zajimavejsf exemplar.

Tatinek: "Pepfcku, cap ii
prave prinesl malou sestricku.
Chtel bys il videt?"
Pep1cek: "Ne, ale toho capa
bys mohl zadrzet, abych sc nan
-mohl pod1vat."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30
Opatrny.

= Della vas .manzel neco pro-
tt tie hluchote?
- Jeste ne. On Sc rozhodl,
re pocka az nase deti presta-
nou brat hodiny v hudbe.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1950-06-30

The revered Liberty Bell has been
resurrected in tone, shape and size to
become the symbol of the Independence
Savings Bonds Drive which ends July
4. AS the Liberty Bell rang out the
theme Of political independence, to-
days replicas of the Bell are sound
ing a message of financial security
save for your independence" Ev-
cry $500 invested in U. S. Savings
Bond will bring you $500 in ten short
years. u Trsur. D.