The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-06-01
Colt Lumber News

Whatever trouble Adam had,
No man in days of yore
Could say when Adam cracked q
joke,
"Pve heard that one before"
Our stock of lumber is very
good and since most of it was
bought before the recent in.
cresses our prices reflect a worth.
while saving. Dimension lumber.
siding. flooring. boards, plYwood.
oak flooring all are in good sup.
ply.
Student: | don't think / deserve
a zero.
Instructor: Neither do I, but it's
the lowest mark I'm allowed to
give.
The most outstanding paint we
have is Lithogen floor paint.
Equally at home on concrete or
wood. Laboratory tests prove it
outwears all other floor coating
by a minimum of 10 tim S.
Astounding but proved and certi-
fled.
Jimmy came rushing in one af-
ternoon and told his father that
he had seen two lions and tiger
fighting in the street.
After several futile attempts to
get him to change the story his
father finally said, Jimmy, you
know you are fibbing and / want
you to kneel down and tell God
your story and ask him to for
give you"
When the boy had finished his
father asked him what God had
said. HE said, That's all right,
The boy replied, Those
big dogs had me fooled at first,
tool"
To save you money on your
spring requirements we are put
ting a special discount on all
combination doors for 2 weeks.
We have all sizezs and have them
both in galvanized and bronze
screen. Ali are made of top quail
itY white pine.
$50 you are 100 years old" said
the young reporter to the centen-
arian. How have you managed
TO live so long?"
We'll, son." answered the aged
man, Il got married when | was
q and the missus and / made an
We decided that, if
we had arguments, the loser
would take a long walk to get
over being mad. And / suppose l
nave been benefited most by the
10 years of fresh air.
For ideas in remodeling or new
come to our extensive
files. There is nothing we enjoy
doing more than going over our
dee booklets.
A woman phoned her bank to
arrange for the disposal of a
thousand dollar bond.
"Is the bond for redemption or
,onversion?" a clerk inquired
There was a long pause, then
he woman asked: Am | talking
o the First National Bank or the
FIRST Baptist church,"
There is q definite advantage
n dealing with a small town
umber company an advantage
hat not even the smartest bust
less man in a big city can over
:ome. In a small town the dealer
AN choose his stock from the
,est there is to offer as no one
Use has a franchise on certain
ines of building materials. Hence
'ou will recognize value in our
value that comes from
he ability to pick and choose.
Yet we buy in cars and pool cars
Enjoying the quantity price ad-
'sntage that we pass on to you.
'ur customers.
Hus b nc struggling wit h
budget, to wife) = 1--WE should
lave saved during the depres-
ion, SO we could live through /
prosperity"
Versa Tile continues to out
ank all other floor coverings in
performance. 1t is vastly superior i
o rubber. linoleum. plastic. and
lsphalt tile in many ways. The
'rice is reasonable. its installa-
ion easy. and the colors brilliant.
You can install it yourself or, we
an install it at small cost.
IF you dan't want your ele-
'hant's head smashed, come get |
lim out of my tulip bed" - Lam
ing, Mich. housewife calling cir I
us headquarters.
Spring items for your consid- !
'ration white lawn fence. cross
'ard trellis. yard gates. square
'rm steel clothes posts. white
yerd posts. and ladders.