The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1950-08-10
Colt Lumber News


izer, If you had So million,
would you be willing to share it
with your comrade?"
Eyes.
IF you had two new automo-
biles, would you be willing to
give one to your neighbour"
Yes"
IF you had two shirts, would
you be willing to share them with
a comrade?"
mo"
why not?"
Il have two shirts"
1t is far from fun for most lum-
Der dealers to raise prices. The
real enjoyment we have in doing
business is to give value. top
quality at a small price. 1t sell
dom seems either to us or our
customers that this is being done
on rising market. However we
can assure you we are endeavor-
ing more than ever to keep prices
to minimum. Most of our selling
prices have risen far less than the
wholesale market. due to the fact
that we had large stock at the
beginning of the season. Our
stock of most lumber items is
still good and our prices right.
Boss: whats that big item on
your expense account?"
Salesman: That's my hotel
bill"
Boss: We'll, don't buy any
more hotels"
What can lend so much atmos-
phere at such a small price as
genuine knottY pine panelling?
Just the right material for a den.
child's bedroom, around a fire
place. or in an office or restaur-
ant. All lengths and widths in
stock at last winters prices.
The woman lion tanner had her
beasts under perfect control. At
her summons the fiercest lion
came meekly to her and took a
piece of sugar out of her mouth.
The circus crowd marVeled-all
except one man.
Anybody could do that" he
yelled from the audience.
Would YOU dare to do it?" the
ringmaster retorted scornfully.
Certainly" replied the man in
the audience, Il can do it just as
well as the lion can"
Oak flooring continues scarce
but our stock at the present time
is good. For good job al money
saving prices we suggest No.
Common oak.
First Communist: Nice weather
we're having.
Second Communist: (grudging-
ly): Yes, but the rich are having
it, too.
Do you want a sturdy. heavy
duty rubber tired wheel-barrow
or pint-size. light weight alum
inum one for the Missus? We
have them both at very reason
able prices.
The battered boxer returned
to his corner at the end of the
fifth round. Perspiration rolled
off him like so much rain. His op-
ponent looked completely fresh.
II can't understand how my foe
keeps from sweating" the fighter
told his manager.
II can," his manager said dis
gustedly. you've been tanning
him all night"
The best block / ever laid"
That is the information volun-
teered by countless masons on the
cement block we sell. We carry a
full line of fittings in stock to
service your jobs without delay.
You can't tell-maybe a fish
goes home and lies about the
size of the bait it stole.
The beautiful new Westwind
baked-on enamel aluminium can
opY is $1,000 less than the con-
ven t o n / type door canopy.
Many people however prefer this
new one. We have several styles
of door canopies. any of which
will dress up your house and
protect your doorway.
A reluctant conscript faced the
army oculist who asked him to
read chart What chart?" asked
the draftee. The doctor persever-
ed: "Just sit down in that chair
and I'll show you"
What chair?" asked the man.
Deferred because of bad eye
sight, the draftee went to a near
by movie. When the lights came
on, he was Mortified to discover
the oculist in the next seat. "Ex-
cuse me-" said the conscript as
calmly as he could, docs this
bus go to Birmingham"
n stubborn septic tank doesn't
have to be dug up. Use a chemical
septic tank cleaner for quick
economical results.
Defination: Tourists-p e opl e
who drive thousands of miles to
have their pictures taken stand
ing beside their cars.
for wagon beds including not only