Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1950-06-30


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Thanks, folks.
Welc ON back to our big
happy family, Frances Paskow-
ski. It's been a long time for us
to wait for your smiling face.
BY the way, folks, Frances says
and / quote: Its great to be
back among my friends" She
says, Hi va, Gang!
Who is the lad who boasts of
his great skill in casting with
his new rod and reel? Only, we
hear that he can't boast any
more now because he is still try
ing to get the 'back lasher" out
of his new lines. Did you still
want to bet with me, Robert
Myers??? H-mmm, I'm still wait
ing, ole boy. Put up or shut up,
eh! Who said that?
Whe-e-e-l Look at that gal
driving that fire engine to work.
Watt! Oh, shucks, its only Fern
Medley coming to work on the
3rd shift with her bright red
new Chrysler. Where's the fire
Fern??? Hows about a ride, kid?
Oh to be a plug tamper girl! Gee.
Whats this? Beef-beef-beef!
The lad even has asked to have
his friends send him beef sand
wiches from Florida. He sounds
like Buddies Box Lunch or some
thing, screaming beef. So Incl
IDENTIFY the fellas now call him
Beef" Say Vincent Kenderski,
how do you spell beef???
Say folks, recently 2 fellows
went a fishing to Indiana and
they had to row their boat out
and into very rough and ter
rible sea. The wind blew and
the rain poured, but on he row.
ed, never crying, never yielding,
when 10 and behold, just as they
got to 3 boat lengths of the shore
our hero, Eddie Wulf, of depart
ment d, spoke up very convent
emily and stated: want me to
row this tub, Vincent? Honestly,
Vince, | didn't realize it was
this far or | would have asked
sooner" THE great big Id.
Dept. G End Shift
A conversation overheard In
Department K:
Smittie: Hey, Myersl What's
the dope on this, You're better
than me, casting story?"
drop deadm
listen, Buddy, when you
talk like that you're talking
about one of the best, If not THE
BEST caster in Champion"
"Nutsl"
COX, ok! One buck says / can
cast further, better and truer
then you"
Like l said,-Drop deadw
"-and Furthermore I'll even
beat you casting with my eyes
closed"
How much d'ya wanna loser"
"One buck"
'ok, you're on. Wen go next
week"
ok"
Three days later:
Smittie: Hey, Bob Sorry ole
man, but my wife wants to go
fishing with me next week. You
know how il is, ole man."
"And?"
well, kinda looks like the
bets off-eh?"
Question: Can il be that our
Smittie, who never has been
known to be reckless with a
'raSbucknic" is afraid he's going
to lose one???
English Borglin Dept. ID 1st Shift
A surprise birthday party was
held for Mabel Hamlin on June
23rd and Anne PomeranZ baked
her very nice cake. but the
most cherished gift that Mabel
received was a picture of her
father from her father. We all
hope you celebrate many more
similar occasions.
Betty (June) Cook and Anna
Kay were both one year older
on June 25th. That day being
Sunday, they were each giving
candy the previous Friday and
Isabel Holewinski gave them
each very nice present. May
you both have many more such
happy days.
The blood donors last week
from this department were Mary
Wagner, Elmer Rain and Frank
Augustine. Thanks a million,
folks, and | am positive your
generosity will be greatly ap-
preciated.
Floyd Wachowiak celebrated
his birthday on Thursday, June
22nd and what do you know,
he invited Vern Montague, Tony
Gray, Ed O'Rourke, Walter Ge-
remski, Billy Karamol, Dixie
Banavhowski. and yours truly
over TO Wanmby's on our lunch
hour and he bought our lunch
which consisted of beer, hot beef
sandwich, and hot dogs. My oh