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Courier-herald. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1949-1950, 1950-01-07
ny GEORGE GRANADA

Speciul Kruss Correspondent
THE SEVENTEEN birthday of
the genius of the universe thun-
dered down the corridors OF MS
tory and it was even heard in
New York. The Bourgeois Press,
owned by private enterprise, as
much as they would like to de-
ceive their readers by saying
that there is no ]. Stain and he
never existed, printed columns
of details about our koba and
even pictures of him, in child
hood, i'm youth, as Soviet hero
sitting on a chair at Yalta with
Roosevelt who looked sick.
At the same time they cele-
brated Christmas which is a
Christological development of
Sol Vincus. Therefore, the ar
ticles about ]. Stain disappear
ed and they began publishing
about Albert Einstein, who
writes about science in language
which no one understands but
| it turns out to be correct. This, is
| another capitalist contradiction.
This Albert EinStein is captive
in Princeton, New Jersey, where
also is situated a university. He
sits there and calculates. His
present calculation took him 30
years. In the Soviet Union such
calculations take no longer than
half as long. In fact, after we
find out what it is that Einstein
calculated and how to read it,
we shall prove that he has, in
fact. done nothing new. that in
1867, Ivanovitch of Tsaritsin
| found the same thing and even
better. Only the Slavs being a
modest people forgot to tell any
one about it. Our records are
full of slIrh nnadesty.
SO NOW THEY celebrate here
the New Year, C'Nocum Godum!
When people are at liberty to
get drunk. In New York, where
II now find myself, there are
many night clubs. These places
are very small. Yet they have
large bands, floor shows and
serve dinners and liquors, and
suppers and liquors. Also some
] people drink the liquors without
dinners and suppers.
The most famous nightclub is
called "The Stork" which is a
bird that in Teutonic mythology
delivers about-to-be-b born child
rem to pregnant mothers. This is
an opiate to confuse children in
to believing that birth is not a
! biological process, the result of
profound evolutionary develops
ments in mammals from the day
amobae appeared on the reced-
Courier-herald. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1949-1950, 1950-01-07
HoI Boyle
NEW YORK,

NEW YORK, (R-The air has
been full of lists of the ten
most influential figures of the
last so years.
This is all water over the dam.
What every ambitious Ameri-
can boy or girl today wants to
know is: What can / do to be-
come one of the most influential
persons of the next SO years."
Well, that one is easy. 1t is no
trick at all to name some of the
feats that-if you can do them
will make you one of the BEST
remembered leaders of the last
half of the Goth century. How to
do them is the big thing.
Starting a third world war
would be the simplest way, but
who wants to be remembered
for that? Making q mint of
money and giving a billion dol
lars to philanthropic causes -
as the Rockefeller family has
done-is a fine method, too. But
IL ID ullANSly iuoI ally OONy Will
ever make a billion dollars any
more.
so NEITHER by the warriors
trade nor the businessmen'S
largesse is it likely that you will
make a great impact on your
felloWman during the rest of
this century. The big fields of
the future are politics, science.
literature, religion-and mother
hood.
And here are ten ways to make
a name for yourself that will
ring in the mind of mankind for
a long, long time:
1. Unity the world under a
single government by peaceful
means--not by conquest.
2. Solve the national debt. Even
Einstein hasn't done that.
3. Invent a robot that-When
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George e. SokoLskY
C'Novun1 GodUm

ing waters of the universe. In.
tie children are expected to be-.
lieve that they are not a process
of the estpous cycle but of God,
love. This is contradiction If
the environmentalist doctrine of
Micl1urin and is therefore wrong
as ]. Stain and the late E
Zhdanov established.
Anyhow, The Stork is a small
place but it is always crowded
because, i'm such "a bourgeois
country like this, people %
where they can't get in. Do thew
90 to walk in the snow? No,
There is no snow. Do they cele.
brate the New Year under the
stars? No! There are no stars
because the heavens are alieht
at night with millions of neon
signs which advertise private
enterprise and corrupt the pro.
letariat by telling them to buv
what they don't need but which
they like. Corrupted, they buy
il.
so. THEY co to The Stork and
other places and dance. But this
is not dancing. Like everything
else i'm this country, dancing is
a contradiction BY us in the So
Wet Union. when people want TO
dance. they give a jump in the
air. They throw out their legs:
thew move their arms. Their
bodies sing. Here the young man
takes the girl in his arms; they
hold hands tightly, and wiggle.
The slower the rhythm, the more
intense the wiggle. They do not
smile but look serious like a
titoist caught in his savage plots
against ]. Stain.
Then they blow whistles.
When it is midnight, they have
a bacchanalia, shrieking, blow
ing whistles, swinging rattles,
and kissing. They drink cham
payne imported from France
with Marshall Plan dollars. They
drink enough champagne to win
the next election in France.
Then they sing q Scotch
song cclled "Auld Long SYne.H
Anyhow, it could be written
originally by the greet poet. ],
Stain.
In order to study this queer
country, I acted like a native
with all the trimmings and re.
turned to my lodgings early in
the morning after eating seram.
bled eggs and salami at Lindy's
where the salami is made Ru-
manian fashion.
Well, C'Novum Godum which,
in the custom of these people, is
translated, s'here's looking at
you.n What contradiction.
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= Truinnnen
Are Killed

CRANBROOK, B. c., Jan 6 -
lUP) - An engineer and brake
man were killed today when a
speeding Canadian Pacific pas
senger train smashed head on
with freight train parked on
a siding.
Nine persons were injured,
five of whom still were hospit-
allied tonight. All were report
ed in good condition"
A CPR spokesman said the
eastbound passenger train Unjust
have gone through an open
switch or something"
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economy. The idea appeals to
every American instinct of op-
timism and self.assurance. But
it nonetheless conceals a basic
deception.
Let us grant that maintenance
of the American lead" is posi-
BILE, despite the almost total dis
array of our research and de-
velopment program, and the to-
tai dedication Of the Soviet econ.
omy to war purposes. The direc-
ton of military invention-the
place where this "lead" will log
ically take us-is towards more
and more horribly destructive
weapons, delivered greater and
greater distances, at higher and
higher speeds. Today, the re-
searchers envision hydrogen
bombs carried in pilotless jet
aircraft guided by automatic
celestial navigation. The mag
ination shriaks from what the
researchers may be thinking
about In another decade, pro-
vlded, of course, that the whole
process has not been rudely
Halted in the interval. :.
FURTHERMORE-and this is
central-the explosion of the
Soviet atomic bomb has shown
us, once and for all, that lead"
is all we can hope to maintain.
Whatever we can do, whether
building a hydrogen bomb or
constructing inter continental
guided missiles, the Soviets can
at least do later. Indeed, if our
scientists and policy makers are
arguing about hydrogen bomb
propect, one suspects that the
Kremlin must have launched
one already.
Even if we maintain our
lead" this process must thus
produce a totally new situation
in the end. Each side will even
tually be able to destroy the
other. Our weapons may still be
superior. But our society will not
permit these hideouS new weap-
ons to be used upon the mere
whisper of dictator's order
Theirs will. Their advantage
will then be greater than ours
This kind of vision of the flu.
ture-herein simplified and
crudely drawn to bring the basic
point within newspaper com.
pass-has led some officials tc
| recoil in horror from the hydro
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Seven Lost
[InWiIds

VANCOUVER, BE-, Jan. 6 CUP
The Royal Canadian air force
said tonight it had started a
search for seven men long over
due in the frigid Northwest terri
tory where they were salvaglns
the Canol pipeline.
The men, whose names were
not Immediately available, were
last heard from Dec. 10. At that
tim time they they We're in two groups
about 200 miles northeast OF
Whiteborse and had 1O-days
food supply, the RCAF said. -,
The weather bureau said tenn
bed to as low as 73 degrees pc
low zero since the men last re-
ported.
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Hol Boyle Ill., - :~.~*s.5
How To Become Famous

body would be bored to death if
they couldn't see and appreciate
the faults in each other"
She said there should be a
place on the list for mothers.
A mother who figured out a
formula for raising a son to be
perfect husband for any wo-
man ought to 60 down in his
tory" she said.
sBut If all wives had perfect
husbands wouldn't they be bored
to death@ I asked.
mot in the next 40 years"
said Frances.
Courier-herald. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1949-1950, 1950-01-07

WASHINGTON. Jan. There
are times, it seems, when the ap-
pearance and the reality OF poll
tics are divorced beyond remedy.
The Presidents recent message
to Congress, so bland, hopeful
and eupeptic, represents the ap-
pearance. The best current SYM
boil of the reality is the inyestl-
CATION now being quietly car
ried on by the American govern
ment,s highest scientific advis-
ors and certain other top policy
makers. .rs-,
The subject of this investiga-
ton is, very simply, the desira-
bility of launching another great
project like the Manhattan dis
trict, i'm order to build a hydro
gen bomb 1000 or more times
more powerful than the bomb
that fell on Hiroshima. Previous
reports in this space have dis
closed the debate within the gov
eminent about this hydrogen
bomb project. A fundamental is
sue of high policy and grand
strategy is also involved, which
must now be dealt with.
The key fact about the sud-
den drive to build hydrogen
bomb as soon as possible is the
fact that this drive originated
Immediately after the explosion
of the. Soviet atomic bomb. Until
then, our sole possession OF the
uranium plutonium bomb had
been a great source of confidence,
not to say complacency. In the
last analysis, the American
atomic monopoly" had been gen.
orally regarded as a sure founda'
tion of our security. The explo-
sion i'm Siberia ended all tnat'
THE COLLAPSE of the "Amer-
ican atomic monopoly" there.
fore caused al immediate search
for a substitute. The substitute
is now to be the hydrogen bomp'
In the grim competition to de-
wise weapon of total destruc-
ton, we are to keep just one
Jump ahead. And this "Amerl-
can lead" is to replace the former
"atomic monopoly as our Sc
curity's new foundation.
This idea of the American
lead" Is crucially important, II
only because it is the President
chief justification for the curre1,
impairment Of our normal arm.
ed strength, in the interests OF
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Wheaf Price Up

CHICAGO, Jan. 6 - tAP) -
A little last minute buying left
most grains slightly higher on
the board of trade today. Wheat
and soybeans rang up the best
>galns while corn Jagged be-
hind.
Trading was slow and moth.
ing appeared able to stir the
market from its apathy.
Wheat closed y v higher.
corn was 4 lower to * higher.
oats were x lower to u higher.
rye was unchanged to Y lower.
soybeans were 4 to 1 cent nigh
er and lard was UNCHANGED to
8 cents a hundred pounds lower.
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you put a quarter in the slot
will figure out your income tax
and give you back fifteen cents
in change,
4. Write a book with belly
laugh so big it'll give folks a
chuckle the rest of their life
time.
5. Discover a single drug that
will cure cancer, ulcers, cOnsti-
patton, hangovers, the common
cold and ordinary impoliteness-
the six big diseases of civiliza-
ton.
&c. EITHER FOUND new reli-
gion or dramatize on old religion
that will take peoples minds
off themselves.
z. Invent a plastic folding auto
to solve the parking problem, a
car that will go 100 miles on a
thimble of fuel. You might as
we'll make the fuel and thimble
out of plastic too-everything
else is.
8. Develop an essential pro-
duet that can be made out OF
silk but can't be made out of
nylon-maybe a silk beer mug,
No one can be at ease in world
where the silkWorm has an in
feriority complex. We all have
to feel useful to be happy.
8. Discover a gravity eradica-
tor. This will rid man of the
burden of carrying his own
weight around, end the present
apoplexy over traffic jams, and
free BARRIERS of varicose veins.
AND THE TENTH avenue to
fame? ] was going to suggest
the invention of a cream that
would make everyone really
beautiful-not only in his own
but in all eyes.
THAT would be dreadful" OBJ
! jected my wife, Frances. Every
Courier-herald. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1949-1950, 1950-01-07

Actual arms shipments will be
delayed by us, British differ
ences over American "reserva.
tions." The United States report.
eddy is insisting none of the wea.
pons be used by recipient ma.
tions in any of their colonies.
Britain urged that defense Of
some of her possessions, notably
i'm the Far East, is part of the
battle against communism.
France is said to have taken q
similar position.
The defense department an.
nouneed meantime that key
American officials will meet in
London next Wednesday to CON-
plete administrative details pre-.
liminary to actual operation OF
the military aid program. They.
will confer with us. officials in
Western European countries.
Courier-herald. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1949-1950, 1950-01-07

The palace of Balder, ancient
Scandinavian light god, stood in
the Milky Way.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
S u M R ALL
N Z w S

Mrs. F. d. Smith has returned
home after visiting her brother
and sister-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs.
White, of New Orleans, La.
Mrs. Lula Terrell of Columbia,
Miss, is visiting relatives and
friends of Summrall, Miss.
We are happy to hear that Mrs.
Cassie ODDS is resting we'll after
a period of illness.
The st. Louis Baptist Church
observed Mothers Day with a
grand program.
We are sorry to hear how fire
destroyed the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. James Coleman.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
Y. w. c. A. News

Mr.. Victor J. Jones, auditor for
the Security Life Insurance Com
pany and President of the Jackson
Negro Chamber of Commerce, was
the guest speaker for the last Pub
lie Affairs Luncheon of the sea-
son at the Branch YWCA. He ex-
planned the recent census shortage
and how the school children assist
ed the enumerators. 1t was not SO
clear in the thinking of many as
to how LIST, End, and 3rd grade
pupils could qualify as enumera-
tors when many adults could not.
Mrs. Rubye E. Suits Lyells was
mistress of ceremony. Mrs. Lyells
is director of Student YWCA in
the state of Mississippi
The Public Affairs Luncheon
Committee headed by Mrs. A. H.
Woods, has done a marvellous job
this year in planning preparing
for each luncheon The next lunch
con will be September 26, 1850.
The Y-Dames Softball Club of
the Branch YWCA had their first
practice and general meeting on
Thursday, May 18. Those present
were: Mrs. Fannie L. Chairman,
Beatrice Cage, Maggie Hayes, Min
ME L. Moore, Ollie M. Brown,
Eloise Thomas, Darlean Perkins
and Miss Mary Barnes. At our
last practice at College Park we
were happy to welcome Miss Ruth
King, Dorothy Powell, Rubye L..
Haygood, Mrs. Eta Smith and
Mary Dawson.
The YWCA Camp for teen-age
girls will be June $40, 1850, at
Waveland, Mississippi, on the Mis-
sissippi Gulfcoast. Girls register
how.
We are a Community Chest
Agency.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
proving.

Mr.. Julius Israel, Mr.. A. J. Mont
gomery, Mrs. Lenona Israel, Mrs.
Grace Reed, Mrs. Cora Sibbie and
children, attended the funeral of
Mrs. Sallie Tyler in Jackson, Mis-
sissippi May 10. The funeral was
held at Bethel AME. Church,
Georgetown. Mrs. Tyler was the
sister Of Bro. Martin Israel who
died Jan II, 1850 Rev. B. f. Nit
chell officiating.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
CRYSTAL
SPRINGS News
I!llIIIIIIIIIIIIuIIIIIIIIIIlIIuIIIIIIIH ::

The East Circle of Good Hope
Baptist Church, held their regular
meeting Wednesday, May II, in
the home of Mrs. May C. Terry.
Speaker for the evening was Mrs.
J. E. Davis and Mrs. Almeta New
ton.
Members present were: Mrs.
Hughes, Mrs. Hunter, Mrs. Flow
ers, Mrs. Ward, Mrs. E. Flowers,
Mrs. Robinson, Mrs. Rhymes, Mrs.
Harper and Mrs. B. Brown.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Brown, had
as their guests Sunday, their son,
Mr. Earl Brown and Mrs. Mildred
Bradley Brown, of Memphis, Ten.
nessee.
Mr.. julius May of Memphis, Ten
nessee spent few days recently
visiting relatives and friends in
Crystal Springs. Mr.. May is a ma
tive of this city but for several
years has made his home in Ten
nessee.
Mr.. and Mrs. Avery Ford, en-
joyed very wonderful trip in
Chicago some few days ago.
We are happy to say that our
sick friends of this city are i'm
ley at the Star Hill holiness
Church, Fernwood, Mississippi.
Sponsor Mr.. Philip Hampton, The
public is invited.
Mrs. S. T. Braxton of 1915 w.
28th Street, Los Angeles, Califor-
MIA and Mrs. Mardesia Williams of
1925 Forest St. New Orleans, La,
came for the funeral of their aunt
Mrs. Adah Carter, at Magnolia,
Mississippi May IS, 1850.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harrell, Mr.. and
Mrs. Duncan, Mr.. Benny Harrell
and wife motored to Chicago, I'LL
nois, to the funeral of Mr.. Clenton
Harrell, their son and brother.
Mr.. Clarence Harrell was a week
end guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Harness.
Mrs. Mary Jane Crockerham
spent several days with her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Mile Harness.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
DEFICIT

Government spending exceeded
revenue by $3,O19,516,0OO from
last July l through May 3, accord
ing to the Treasury Department.
This compares with President Tru-
mans prediction of a $5,4OO,OOO,-
600 deficit for the fiscal year end
ing June 30.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
CHEZ
E:WS

At ST. John Methodist Church
Mothers Day was carried out in
its true significance. In connec-
ton with the morning services a
Mothers Day Pageant was drama
tized by the young people of the
city. At 2 o'clock a we'll planned
dinner was given in honor of two
CT the oldest mothers and members
of the church, in the attractive
recreation room of the Stephens
Clinic.
To climax the day Prof. Charles
Jones gave very inspirational
talk at the vesper hour. Mrs. DR..
Stephens deserves all the gratitude
for making this service success.
The Frederick E. L. Patterson
Post No. 228 is sponsoring the
Silver Star Quartette in concert
at the Masonic Hall on Aedrick st.
May 81, 1850 at 7:30 pm.
The Flower Garden Club met
at the home of Mrs. Hillary Knight,
Sr. The regular business was con-
Quoted by the president, Mrs. DR..
Harrison. Members present were:
Mrs. R. FRASER, T. Jennings, R.
Mackerl, Jr., NJ. Davis, T. Barban,
R. Stanton, and E. Brandon. Guests
were: Rev. Woodley, Rev. and
Mrs. L. w. Wilson, Mrs. NJ. Simp-
son and Mrs. M. Robinson of To-
ledo, Ohio.
The dining room table was dec
GRATED with beautiful gardenias
which gave an impressive setting
for the delicious menu served.
Prizes were won by Mrs. R. Mack
erl, Jr. and T. Jennings for max
ing the prettiest hats from flow
erS.
The Vogue Club was entertained
by Mrs. Anna Mazique at her
home on Woodland Avenue Sun
day afternoon. A very interesting
round table discussion was con-
Quoted among the members, pre-
ceding a delicious lunch. Prizes
were won by Mrs. G. F. West, O.
Knight and E. l.. Flemming.
The Matrons club of Natchez is
sponsoring a Fellowship Hour"
Sunday, June 4, 4 o'clock pm at
Zion Chapel. The guest speaker
is Mrs. Gladys Noel Bates. She
will be introduced by Mrs. Lucille
Price, of Jackson, Miss. The pub
lie is cordially invited to hear this
great speaker and challenger of
Human Rights.
The Idle Hour Bridge Club met
at the home of Mrs. Lillion Whit
man. All present had an enjoy
able evening with first prize and
travelling prize going to Mrs. B.
King, second prize Mrs. S. Jane
Latham and BOBBY prize, Mrs.
Sadie Thompson. A tasty luncheon
was served.
A grand barbecue will be given
on the grounds of King Solomon
B. Church May 81, 1850 under the
sponsorship of Bro. Nose Tucker.
The proceeds will go toward the
organ fund.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
SOCIETY
SLANTS

dent, presiding. Mrs. Velma Pey-
ton introduced the guest speaker,
Mrs. B. E. Walker, of the Dixie
Garden Club.
Mrs. Walker gave an interesting
and timely talk on "A Beautiful
Picture Garden" The members
were grateful in receiving chrys-
anthemum plants from Mrs. Wal
ker. Mrs. Bertha Anderson in
vited the guest to tour their beau
tiful garden.
The hostesses served dainty re-
freshments. Members present:
Miss n. L. Lightfoot, Mrs. V. E.
Peyton, Mrs. Amelia Lee, Mrs.
Gladys Topr, Mrs. Ruby Myles,
Mrs. Lillian White, Mrs. Florence
Easterling, Mrs. Velma Peyton,
Mrs. Robbie Owens, Mrs. Glen
Patton and Mrs. Linnie Ross.
Guests Mrs. B. E. Walker, Mrs.
Mamie Patton, Mrs. Bertha An
derson.
The monthly meeting of the
Terrell Literary Club was held at
the Bette C. Marine Y.W.C.A,
May IS, with Mrs. S. B. Thomas
end Mrs. O. B. Cobbins co-host-
esses. The meeting was presided
ever by the third vice president,
Mrs. Lucille Price, in the absence
Of the president, Mrs. R. o. HUI
bert. After the business session,
the following Mothers Day pro-
gram was rendered. Quotations
by the club members; music, Moth
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27

er % Mine, led by Mrs. S. R.
Romans; Tribute to Mothers, by
Mrs. M. c. Collins. During the
social hour, delicious luncheon
was served to the following men,
bers: Mdms. P. Scott, E. Rogers,
B. Brown, A. Hopkins, L. Rosby,
G. c. Cypress, w. Johnson, A. Ma
son, E. w. Banks, S. R. Thomas,
B. c. Marine, M. C. Collins, L. w.
Price, F. r. Greene and Miss l..
B. Walker.
Jackson advocate. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1939-current, 1950-05-27
M eco NJ B
N ( W S

The Mt. Hermon Missionary
Baptist Church had it's apprecia-
ton Ralley May Is, through 20. A
spirit of gratitude and appreciation
were shown by the many friends,
members and Pastor Rev. Gates.
The Ralley consists of Group Cap
talns. The Captains and amount
raised were: Group 1, Mrs. Osbey,
$7I65; Group 2, Mrs. Hood, $42.O1;
Group 3, Mrs. Crockerham, S66.25;
Group a, Mrs. Mason, $73.71; Group
5, Mrs. Paige, $500; Total amount
raised $427.86, including the pub
lie collection.
One June II, 1850 at 11:3O O.
clock, there will be Singing Raj