Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1950-08-13
Bob Wolff;
DUGOUT CHATTER
Presented by
GEOR GE' S
RADIO AND TELEVISlON co.
RADIO AND TELEVISlON co.
HEADLINE OF THE WEEK
From the Sporting News:
GEORGES BROTHER
HITS LIKE KELL
MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM

MIDSUMMER DkEAW
The boss called office the other day and told
the sad Hate to let Bob You've Weber, been
turn down this Chicago station which needs sports
has offered veteran disc Jockey and stack
of records your file cabinets don't IKE partlng
with those cabinets but that Chicago fellow drives naro
bargain" .oo,, ,r,o,uodo. osked
mo- but I'm considering few other changes I'm dlcker-
ing blonde secretary who shows real signs OF developing
And have our morning man up on waivers WIN our news
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Those boys haven't come up with any song nus long
tagen Sf for fu rtiAs seasoning
Hate to make all these you an 6 9s r %efe re
shake up the organization"
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Guess go back to my office now Ell boss?" 49,
yeah along, It's Just as well didn't want to let
those lie 'A0'ns'' seI ANS fTo' Now W l'' DlA''
Why is it every time the "and now
get at least three paragraphs
Naturally, if I said "and now about Georges"
thered be word Limited in that fashion,
certainly think telling you about Georges wide
variety teIevson electrical appliances
Boosting about Georges great service
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After all, let's face it. One word from our sponsor
Georges Radio and Television Company is one word
But word is not enough it takes more than that
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SHORT STORY
-. Have you heard the story about John McGraw and
Next to baseball McGraws great love was the tbeater
so day vaudeville midget asked for try
during Spring training McGraw along the
gag, and even had little uniform tailored for him.
But then John got to thinking. Suppose he actually
signed the midget to a contract In important game
with the bases loaded he could send the tiny chap
bat with orders to crouch the plate With the reduced
strike zone the pitcher would feel If he throwing
basketball at the eye of needle
So John signed the midget, and afterwards the
anticipated situation in hotyconteSted game. 1t
the ninth inning bases loaded needed to tie
and weak man at the plate. McGraw sent the midget in
to bat.
The bewdered pitcher threw ball one ball two ball
three while vain trying to toss between the knees and
shoulders of the hreefooter 1t looked like walk But
McGraw had discounted element which strs every
batterS breaSt-ambton.
With the count three and nothing the pitcher again
threw wildths time foot the midgets head. It
little who had always wanted to be big Lacquer
couldn't resist trying for hit. He
The ball bounced to the pitcher who threw to second
base where the ball relayed to first for gameending
double play
From that point on, McGraw's lineup contained only
New York Giants.
LINE DRIVES
BObO News0m lost tough 81 game the other day.
in typical NewSOm style he managed to
revenge we'll placed drive bounced off the opposing
pitchers skull, and left that poor chap feeling
than NewSOm. Heard about the Bulhead Indian nine?
WE'LL the manager has named Foot catching and a
fellow named ShOeSrng pitching What can't figure
is why they don't make ShOeString catch?
Southern Association umpires the dirt they
rub the gloss off baSebal unique cOnainerSWhSkey
bottles. The filled bottles resemble the real thing,
Umpire McCutcheOn wasn't surprised to find his
stolen day. Instead he got a laugh imagining the
thefs chagrin he tilted the loaded bottle to his
McCutcheon's toast: Here's mud in your eye!"
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