davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~PICNIC i BASKET = Fitted
stain ash, folding handles with 4
plastic sectional plates, 4 cups and l
pint thermos bottle. This week
only $4.95. Rockville Paint Il,
Hardware Co., 1927 E. Montgom1
Ave-, Rovkville 244. i 1896
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~GAITHERSBURG corner
property on Frederick Ave. 2
story frame, 9 rooms, 2 baths, oil
hot water heat, large lot, small
garage, $1,000. G.I. approved.
Fred B. Cushman, Realtor, $40
Frederick Ave-, Tel. Gaithersburg
299. 1866
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20
- SERVICES =

EGENERAL CONTRACTOR
Repairing and Remodeling. For
estimates call VIM. d. Clark, Jr.,
Rockville 2879 or Robert H. Chap
man, Gaithersburg 6s1-J-3. 1882
~WILL YOUR FAMILY lose
their home if you do not survive? ?
Prevent this with a mortgage can
collation. Plan. Lawrence E. May
berry, Agent, The Minnesota Mu-
tual Life Ins. Co., since 1880, 1424
X Street, NV, Washington 5, d. C.
Tel. National 2575 Rockville 4l73.
231s
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

EBLUE GRASS PASTURE,
four fields, each with water and
shade, fenced, near Travilah. Phone
Rockville 284O. 1922
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~GARDEN TRACTOR and full
equipment-plow, disc harrow, cul-
tivator, log, lawn mower attach
ment, roller; perfect condition.
Price 5000. two good building lots
for sale. Leon Mills, James Street,
tel. Gaithersburg 253-J. 2272
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20
- FOR RENT =

~HOUSES IN ROCKVILLE,
unfurnished. One a 2-bedroom
house; one 4-bedroom house, may
be used as two apartments. Phone
Wisconsin 5441. 2281
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~GARDEN TRACTOR, in good
condition, sell reasonable. .Tele.
Ashton 1868. 2297
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

FWASHINGTON GROW
bungalow, 1st floor 6 rooms and
bath, linen close. Basement has a
rooms, " BATH. elec.. water. tank;
garage. Possession in 80 days,
$4,000. Will helpsto finance. Fred
B. Cushman, $40 Frederick Avenue.
Tel. Gaithersburg 299. 2268
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

WBEEF CATTLE = If you
want a starting herd of Angus; |
have as head. !. All young and out
of Reg. stock, few with papers
including bull; all vaccinated and
guaranteed straight. Write or
phone W. A. Good, Rt. 8, Gath
ersburg, Md. Phone 331-J. 22l5
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

l~4-BURNER PHILGAS Stove;
l blower for coal furnace; metal
cabinet; l Dodge Sedan, SO or 81.
Oscar F. Fulls, Gaithersburg, Md.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~LAWN SEED, X. Blue Grass
.95 lb., Domestic Rye 80 lb., Chew
ing's Fescue 80 lb., Red Top ,95
lb. Mixed varieties as low as .65
per lb. Phone for quantity prices,
We custom mix lawn seed to your
specifications. Rockville Paint &
Hardware Co., 1927 E. Montgomery
Ave-, Rockville, Md 2047
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

EAPPLES & SWEET CIDER
-Stayman Winesap and Black
fwig Apples. Honey and apple
,utter. Open all winter daily and
Sunday. Plainfeld Orchard, w.
". Moore, Sandy Spring, Md.
Tel. Ashton 2471. &
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~ AFRICAN VIOLETS, White,
Red, Pink, Purple, Blue, twenty
kinds to select from. Lowry Riggs
End of South Washington Street.
Rockville. Nd. 39s
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

ESIx PIGS for sale, one young
boar, large enough for, service;
seven white Peking ducks now lay
ing. William Scherrer, Montrose,
Rockville Pike, Phone Olympic
9116, ! 1886
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~GUERNSEY HEIFERS, three
fresh guernsey heifers; 8 large
work horses. E. W. Andrews Farm,
Seneca Road, Jacksonville, Nd.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20
SALE =

~s ACRES BLUEGRASS SOD
Best offer accepted. Tel. Rock
vile 2608. 1884
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~GAITHERSBURG = 2 story
frame, rooms and bath, pipeless
heater, $4,000. Fred B. Cushman,
Realtor, $40 Frederick Ave-, Gath
ersburg 299. 2267
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20
- SERVICES =

~DEEP AND SHALLOW Well
and Jet Fumps-Myers Everite
Deming & Cook. We can install a
new one or repair your pump. For
prompt service call William C.
Hanson, Jr. Tel. Shepherd 6605.
1904
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~BALED MIXED HAY $1,000
per Ton; Berkshire Pigs 5000 lbs. !;
Registered sow with litter; Regis
tered boar, 2 years old. Call after
6 p. m. or all day Saturday Pooles.
vile -2843. 2199
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~ROPER GAS RANGE, stag
gered burners, used only six
months; Kelvinator Refrigerator,
good condition. Selling because
no further use. Reasonable. Call
Gaithersburg 588-W-2. 2293
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20
: MISCELLANEOUS :

~WE BUY NEWSPAPER,
SCRAP IRON, Scrap Metal, auto
batteries, card board, magazines,
house rags. Highest prices paid.
If you cannot deliver your accum-
mutations please phone us. Mont
gomery Iron & Metal Co., Rock
vile 2O55. 1910
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

EHOT WATER HEATER (oil
ourning) burns either kerosene or
No. 1 Fuel oil, 80 gal. tank. used
less than 2 months. Bargain. Call
Woodlawn Refining Co., Rockville
3717. 2248
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~NEW FERGUSON TRAC-
TOR and implements. Garden
Tractors and Power Mowers, Paint,
Hardware, Feeds. Ask for dem
onstration of Ferguson Tractor
and implements. Seibels Supply,
Burtonsville, Md. Ashton 1886.
T-TF
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

F5 MI. FROM GATHERS
BURG, mi. off R. 240, 100 acres
improved with remodeled, franz
colonial house, very attractive on
inside; bank barn, springs; pos
session to suit; $4,000. Fred B
Cushman, $40 Frederick Ave-, Tel.
Gaitkersburg 299. 2269
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~FoR HOME LOVERS = A
free Planning Service, to help you
choose Heating Equipment and
Plumbing Fixtures. We sell and
install the complete line of "Ameri-
can-Standard" Equipment. Com
olete service and repairs to Oil
Burners, furnaces, smokepipe,
Stokers, Water Pumps, Roofing,
Spouting, Sheet Metal Fabrication,
Water Heaters, Dust Filters,
Humidfers, Chimney and Fur
mace cleaning. Easy terms. For
satisfaction, health and comfort
call to-day, Tel. Gaithersburg 565
or mail postcard to Crockett Broth
ers, Gaithersburg, Md. 1872
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~WASHING MACHINE, Ward
way wringer, fair condition, $15.
Being replaced by automatic wash
er. Tel. Lockwood 5-84O1. 2295
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~KELVINATOR Elec. Box,
large size for home use, in good
running condition, price $685.;
Clinton garden Tractor with lawn
mower and cultivator, attachments,
used little over yr., cost $3.50. will
sell $125. Call C. o. Green, Caith-
ersburg 330-J-1. 2243
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

"PIGS = Hampshire cross, 8
weeks old, castrated ready to go,
$500 a pair, your choice. Tel.
Gaithersburg 658-J-3. 1918
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~TIMOTHY & MIXED and
.Lespedeza Hay for sale; also some
straw, all baled. Call Gathers
burg 332-W. .... 2252
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~YELLOW LOCUST POSTS.
Reduced price for quick sale. Yel-
low Spring Farm, Rt.' No. 3, Fred
erick 1982-J-4. 2168
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

EREFRiG orator and
WASHING MACHINES - Good
used ones. Wire & Lanier. Tel.
Rockville 1904. 322
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~FURNISHED Broom apart
ment to nice clean working couple,
no children, available at once. 808
City Road, Tel. Rockville 1852.
1888
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20
Montgomery County
Sentinel

Just Sold Another House through The Sentinel
The results through consistent advertising
in your paper are gratifying indeed =
More power to you.
ST.
Harry G. Shaw
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~ BULBS = Gladiolus 1% in.
and over $40 per box ACC; Dahlias
g., 2 eyes, 2 per box .49c; Cannas,
2-5 eyes, per box Acc; also
Amaryllis, Begonias, Caladium,
Gloxinia, Lilium Royals and Tube
roses. Rockville Paint & Hardware
Co., 327 E. Montgomery Avenue,
Rockville, Md. 2056
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~ROSES, 2 years old, Ami
Quinard, Pink Radiance, Pauls
Scarlet, Betty Upricahrd, Editor
Mcfarland, Talisman, Golden
Charm, Poinsettia, Etoile De Hol-
land, DR.. Van Fleet, President
Hoover, Golden Dawn, Joanna Hill,
American Beauty. NJ. McGredy,
98c each, 5 for $3.50. Rockville
Paint & Hardware Co., 1927 J..
Montgomery Avenue, Rockville,
Md. 2057
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~BUILDERS AND CONTRAC-
TORS-Mullican Brothers, Call
Olympic $3.50 for free estimates on
repair or complete house.. ITO
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

EGARDENS .PLOWED; also
good rich top soil $500 a yard de-
livered. w. A. Chapman, Laytons-
ville- Gaithersburg Road, Tel.
Gaithersburg 360-J-2. 2227
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

~PAINTING, Interior and Ex-
terror, Estimates cheerfully given.
w. G. Poole, 210 East Montgomery
Avenue, Tel. Rockville 2548. 2O22
Montgomery County sentinel., 1950-04-20

ERoOM WITH BOARD or light
housekeeping privileges, near pub
lie transportation by employed
young woman attending night
school. p. o. Box 167, Rockville,
Md, or Tel. Lockwood 5-Ol91 dur
ing office hours. 1921
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
SERVICE AT FIRST CHURCH
OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
235 N. Potomac st,

probation after Death" will be
the Lesson-Sermon on Sunday morn
ing at II o'clock.
The Golden Text will be from
James 1:12-"Blessed is the man that
endureth temptation: for when he IS
tried, he shall receive the crown OF
life, which the Lord hath promised
to them that love him"
Among the citations comprising
the Lesson-Sermon will be the fol-
lowing from the Bible-Psalms 1873
Consider And hear me, 0 Lord
my God: tighten mine eyes, lest l
sleep the sleep of death"
The Lesson-Sermon also will in
clude passages from the Christian
Science textbook, Science and
Health with Key to the Scriptures"
by Mary Baker Eddy, among which
is the following, page 427-"The
dream of death must be mastered by
Mind here or hereafter"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
ST. PAUL'S EV. LUTHERAN
CHURCH, FUNKSTOWN

A special service of the rededica-
ton of the church will be held at
$50 am. on Sunday, with the pres
ident of the Lutheran Synod OF
Maryland, the Rev, ]. Frank Fife,
D. D., preaching and assisting in the
service. Following the service, the
LAYING of the new corner stone will
be held.
Sunday School is held at 10:4O
a. m. and Luther League at $50 pm.
An organ recital will be held at
7:3O pm. with Mr.. R. Warren Clock,
of the Peabody Conservatory OF
Music, at the console. He will be
assisted by two members of the Bal
timore Opera Comiqual.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19

Camille stifled a yawn. Honey,
you never did know what to look
for in a man. I'm sorry, but
please don't try to promote a
romance between your writer
and me. Pm quite satisfied with
my present set-up."
family for the annual sortie to
Miami. Val was writer and soft
spoken and gentle and understand
ing, and Elena knew she loved
him before they had danced around
the floor once.
The discovery confused her,
changed her, carried her to dizzy
heights and dropped her to depths
of despair. She knew he loved her.
She could see it in his eyes. She
could feel it. She knew he was re-
straining himself because of con-
vention. She knew he was afraid to
say what was in his heart because
he was afraid she wouldn't be-
Geve him.
1t was frustrating. She couldn't
tell him how she felt. 1t wouldn't
ring true. Then she learned that he
was going to Miami in January,
and her heart beat with wild joy.
Almost instantly horror replaced
the joy. The crowd would be there.
Camille would be there. Camille
would take one look at Val Randall
and that would be the end.
Elena was desperate. Before it
hadn't mattered, because she
hadn't really been in love. This was
different. She couldn't let Val &c
without a fight. Even if it meant
losing face, even if it meant humil
iation and being laughed at. Va
was hers. Camille couldn't have
him. Somehow. some way. she wa:
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
Church NeUs
DEVOTIONAL
BROADCASTS

The following radio religious pro-
grams sponsored by the Washing
ton County Council Of Churches, and
furnished through the cooperation
of Radio Station WEI and WARK,
are scheduled for next week:
WEI, Monday through Friday
1915 a. M, Morning Devotions, con-
Quoted by Rev. Paul M. Robinson.
WARK, Monday through Friday
$40 p. m, ''Vesper Thought" Rev.
R. C. Oyer.
WARK, 1.-The Minister Comes Call
ing" 100 pm. Monday, Rabbi En-
nest Conrad; 1870 pm. Wednesday,
Rev. j. T, Spicknall; 1870 p. m. Fri
day, Rev. H. Clayton Meyer, Jr.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19

A Boston minister once noticed
a crowd of urchins clustered
around a dog of doubtful pedigree.
''What are you doing, my little
mem" he asked, with fatherly in
terest.
"Swappin' lies," volunteered one
of the boys. ''The teller that tells
the biggest one gets the purp."
"Shocking!" exclaimed the min
lister. "Why, when I was your age
/ never thought of telling an I'M
truth"
"Youse win,' chorused the ur-
chins. "The dogs yours, mister"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
WASHINGTON COUNTY
RIBLE SOCIETY

DR.. E. Cordell Powers. Executive
Secretary of the Maryland Bible So
ciety will be in Hagerstown on Sun
day, October %, and will speak at
three churches.
On Sunday morning he will ad-
dress the Adult Department of st.
Marks Lutheran Church Sunday
School; at HOO o'clock he will be
the guest speaker at the regular
morning service at the Emmanuel
U. B. Church; and on Sunday after
noon he will address a. Union Serv-
ice at Friendship Union Church,
Halfway.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH
South Potomac Street

Morning worship and communion
will be conducted by the minister,
the Rev. DR.. William M. Norment,
at $50 am. The sermon subject
will be "The Beauty of Holiness"
Beauticians will be guests, and the
adult choir will sing the anthem,
Awake My Soul" by Ingle, under
the direction of Mrs. w. E. Peacher,
Jr., organist-director. A nursery is
conducted during this service.
The Church School will assemble
at 10:45 a. m; and The Christian
Youth Fellowship, and the Chi Rho
intermediate Fellowship will meet
at 6:15 p. m.
The Sunday evening worship
service will be conducted at 7:3O
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
Funny Stuff?
Inhabited by Indians, Too

Seems this kid was a great base
ball fan. Ate, slept and talked the
sport, even in school. This day at
school, the class was all wrapped
up in geography; all wrapped up,
that is, except for this one guy. His
thoughts had taken him out to the
old ball game.
Bobby" the teacher asked,
breaking in on his meditation,
where's Cleveland?"
"Cleveland's in New York to-
day." came the prompt answer,
land Bob Feller's pitching!"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
THE PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH

Cor. Washington and Prospect SITS.
At the 11:00 morning worship serv-
ices on Sunday, the Sermon Topic of
the minister, Rev. J. Russell Butcher,
will be FISHERS OF Men"
There will also be conservation
services for the workers in the Ev-
cry Member Canvas.
The church school, with classes for
all ages, begins at GAS a. m.
There will be no evening service.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
WOMEN ARE SMART
"a Short Story
BY RICHARD HILL WILKINSON

you CAN FOOL a woman. A
! smart woman, mean. Camille
Squier was smart. So was Elena
Talley. But there was difference.
Camille was better looking. She
had charm and grace and could
wear clothes. When she entered a
room, men gravitated in her di-
rection. She knew this. And because
she knew it, she was sure of her
self-confident.
Elena knew it, too. She knew
there was no sense in making a con-
quest when Camille was around. If
Camille took fancy to your con-
quest. you might as well give up
This was the situation when Elena
met Val Randall She met him at a
dance in January, two weeks be-
fore she was due to leave with her
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19

going to beat Camille at her own
game.
Elena left with her FOLKS for
Miami ON the 21st Of January. Val
was to come down a week later.
Camille and Candace Usher and
Gail Sharon were already there.
AS always, the four families would
stay at the Whitlock Hotel on
Miami Beach.
"Darlingsi" Elena exclaimed
when her three friends greeted her
at the station, II have the most
wonderful newsl"
Gail Sharon said bluntly: 81 hope
It's flock of men There's abso-
lutely no one here It's positively
dull. A."
only one. darling One lovely
adorable handsome man He's
writer. His name is Val Randall.
met him at a dance two weeks
ago" She turned to Camille "A
new conquest for you. my sweet.
You'll adore him.
Really" said Camille. smiling
family
He's the best-looking thing
you've ever laid your eyes onl"
Elena babbled on. "Oh, you'll love
him. can just see you two to-
gether The best-looking couple
on the beach,"
And so Elena continued to talk
about Val For six days she talked
about him whenever she could get
anyone to listen. And mostly she
talked to Camille.
Camille was bored. After two
days of it she had heard enough.
She was sick of the sound of Val
Randall's name. Her replies to
Elena's, enthusiastic build-ups be-
came sharp and irritated.
Then at last Val arrived, and
Elena, entering the hotel with Ca
mile and Candace and Gail and
seeing him in the lobby, cried:
"There he is! Oh, there's Val!
Isn't he wonderful" And she
crossed the lobby to speak to him.
The other girls trailed behind.
Elena held her breath and then
watched and waited.
Val looked at the other girls and
looked at Camille. Candles eyes
were family puzzled, family
shocked. Presently she excused
herself and went to her room. Elena
found her there half hour later.
Wasn't he grand darlingi
Wasn't he wonderful"
Camille stifled yawn. Honey,
you never did know what to look
for in a man. I'm sorry, but please
don't try to promote a romance
between your writer and me. I'm
quite satisfied with my present
set-up."
Elena's face fell. But the mo-
ment she was outside the door, her
eyes lighted with triumph. He's
only going to be here week." she
thought. IT can keep it up that
long. Why, I can almost make her
hate him" And then as she sped
, along the corridor toward where
she had promised to meet Val. she
thought: tits love. know it now.
| Otherwise, I wouldn't have been
: smart enough to think up such q
5 brilliant scheme.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
Needs TRANSMISSION

Two friends met on Main Street.
"Hello," said the first, "you look
nice and tanned. Just get back
from Florida?"
''Yes," answered the other, land
did we have a great timel For
forty dollars a day we stayed at
the Roney Plasma."
"You mean Roney Plaza. Plas-
ma is blood"
"Well," countered the first, sis
forty dollars a day barley water?"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
ST. PAUL'S EVANGELICAL
UNITED BRETHREN CHURCH
Corner Franklin and Locust SITS.

Corner Franklin and Locust StS.
Rally Day will be held in the Sum-
day School at GAS o'clock.
Mems Day will also be observed,
with Prof. Raymond C, Mowrey,
superintendent of schools, Franklin
County, Pa, addressing the Busy
Mems Bible Glass at GAS, and de-
livering an address at the morning
service at 11:0O o'clock.
"Noses - Greatest of Prophets"
will be the sermon subject of the Rev.
Gerald D. Kaufman, associate min
lister, at the evening service at 7:30
o'clock.
Children's Church and Nursery
meets at HOO a. M, and the Senior
Fellowship meets at 6:15 p. m.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
Red Feather Time Is Coming!
Voice Of Democracy
Contest Is Started

Annual Event, Sponsored By
Jaycees, Open To Pupils In
Grades 10, II And IL. Pre-
liminary School Contests To Be
Finished Before November l.
The Voice of Democracy contest,
sponsored annually by the Hagers-
town Junior Chamber of Commerce
in cooperation with the National AS
ISOLATION of Broadcasters and the Ra-
dio Manufacturers Association, is
now underway.
Rules and regulations of the con-
test are:
Il Speak For Democracy" will be
the subject. Any high school student
in grades 10, II and IL in good stand
ing enthusiastically and morally is
eligible. Speeches may be read and
will be limited to five minutes. Judg-
ing will be based on: content, 40
points; delivery, 40 points; and orig
inality, 20 points.
Judges will be selected by each
school for the local contest. The
Hagerstown Junior Chamber of Com
merce will select the judges for the
Washington County contest
Contests within each of the eight
schools represented will be finished
before November l. The county
wide contest, between winners of the
individual school contests, will take
place some time between November
and November IA.
Prizes and awards for the Wash
ington County contest will be an
nounced later. There will also be
prizes for state winners and four
national scholarship prizes toward
college expenses.
Each school is responsible for MAX
ing it possible for its pupils to par
ticipate, prepare their speeches, and
to set up contest which will de-
termine winner The winner from
each school will enter the Washing
ton County contest, and recordings
of each speech will be made for
broadcasting over local radio sta
tons. The transcription of the win
ming speech will be entered in the
state contest.
Superintendent of Schools, Will
liam British, in a recent letter to the
principals of schools for the tenth,
eleventh and twelfth grades, in
which he outlined the detectives of
the contest, said in part:
''This contest is being promoted to
give the youth of America an oppor-
tunity to express an appreciation for
our American way of life and to in
stall in the minds of others the i'm
portance of Democracy, working for
leadership in world affairs, to find
the Voice of Democracy. This con-
test will give students an induce
ment to make serious study of our
Democracy and what it means to
them at time when Democracy is
in battle for survival with totali-
tartan ideologies."
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
New College President

Richard D. Weigle will be inau-
gurated as 18th president of St.
Johns College, Annapolis, on Au-
gust %. DR.. Weigle goes to ST.
Johns from the Department of State,
where he was executive officer in
the Office of Far Eastern Affairs.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
Boost In Enrolment

With many colleges experiencing
decreases this year in their en-
rollments, Frostburg State Teach
ers' College reports that it has more
students than ever before in its his
tory, ABS, gain of IL over last year.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
How Have the Mighty Fallen?

The lady was sincerely interest
ed in the many activities of her
husband. GLOW come" she asked,
there's no lodge meeting to-
night?"
"It had to be postponed" her
husband explained. "The Grand,
All-Powerful Invincible Supreme
Omnipotent Sovereign got beaten
up by his wife"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
Thanks Dncl

II just dropped in, Doctor, to tell
you how much I've benefited from
your treatments"
"But you're no patient of mine"
''No, but my uncle was, and I'm
his heir"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19

Aren't you the waitress who took
my order?"
"Yes, I am"
elbow did you enjoy your vaca-
tion?"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19
NOISY WELCOME


Funeral services were being
conducted for a woman who
had been thoroughly disliked in
her rural community. With a
violent explosive disposition she
henpecked her husband, drove
her children mercilessly and
quarreled with her neighbors.
Even the animals ON her place
wore a hunted look.
The day was sultry and as the
service ended the storm broke
furiously. There was a binding
flash followed by a terrific clap
of thunder.
''Waal, she's GOT there" a
mourner said.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1950-10-19

D. m. and DR.. Norment will preach
on "Are Christianity and Commu-
nism Compatible?"