Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1949-05-13

ness. Your friends and co-Wo
in your welfare, Clara, and
we are happy to see you at
work again.
y Evelyn Hackbirth, another
Stud-line lovely, reports that
she lost a beautiful dark green
sweater on Upton Ave. near the
plant and she offers liberal re-
ward for It's return.
We were inexpressibly shock
ed to learn of the sudden death
of Helen Ceilings brother, Our
deepest sympathy is extended to
Helen and her bereaved fam
lily.
Thelma Boren, Plug-tamper
operator, has taken an extended
leave so that she may tidy up
her home for a little visitor she
is expecting sometime this sum-
mer. May your fondest expec-
tations be realized, Mr.. and Mrs.
) Boren'
Agnes Koester, our attrac-
tive stewardess, is becomingly
rushing the season by stepping
out in beautiful red sport
Jacket which was decorated with
an elegant scatter pin in the
form of a jeweled butterfly. Oh!
Brother, do those soft blue
slacks show her figure to an
advantage! (And we don't mean
"pants", Mr.. Young) pardon
me, Colonel. RHY)
Incidently, a gay little bird
told me, with a certain degree of
authority, that particular
George Stiff, had recently ac-
quired a couple of beautiful
parakeets. We wonder if they
will instictively pickup that
charmingly soft Southern accent
that so characterizes t h ir
owner?
nRobt Smith Who C a tc h e
kthOUts oIuAbh A., e.r n
.Dept. E, WIZ bTings ali
Znd SnlIt the rain when
he's going fishing? Who sets on
the roof-top all day in the hot
sun? Who catches the most
carp? Who catches H, when
he comes home from fishing?
Who catches anything? Guess
who? You don't say, nope folks,
you are wrong this time. The
great big who" is none other
than our boy, Chet Jankowski.
Keep up the good work, Chet,
but be careful of one thing,
that being you always catch
everything, but don't catch
cold.
Notice: The girls Saturday
afternoon Bowling League Ban
quet will be held Sunday Eve
ming at $50 p. m. May 18th at
Ka-See's Night Club. Listen, you
gals, all of you turn out and
have a barrel OF, fun or barrel
of ................... It's all the same,
but do have 1t. (That means
the girls, Ralph, Ole boy! The
girlS).
What's that, Layton? Come
again, boy. Enlighten us on
those big medical terms. Say,
CDR" Wittenburg, If we may
call you that, sir, I've had a
little trouble with my epistolary
and I'm thinking that you might
give me some Dope to sort of
straighten me out. Oh, l beg
your pardon, sir, thought l was
talking to my doctor. Just think
it's only you, Layton Witten-
burg, from Dept. A End shift.
Dent. G. It's Z pound g.
y ,.,.s, ounce boy for Mr..
End Shift and Mrs. Andy
Danyko. Andy is one of our
newest employees and he works
in the Tool Room. Congratula-
tions, Andy.
Sam Yinson II Is rumored
that Jim Ubry
Dept. d, is on the verge
SL;e4 of matrimony.
W We learned that
he contacted the Rev" Mr..
Ralph Farrell, concerning ar
rangements. If we're in error,
don't blame us we got this gos-
sip on bus.
Helen Riley, formerly Mrs. h
Lyman, is back in circulation
again, after brief sail on the
matrimonial sea, which ended in
ship-wreck. Helen seems to be
a very personable young lady, /,
and we predict that she will not !
want for male attentions.
Mr.. Sibley paid Dept. D. a
visit one night this week at 11:45