Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1949-12-16

Santa Claus is appropriate. So
we write: Dear Santa, Please
bring the N. S. Co.. a million
dollar order, so we may eat reg
ular next year. George Birson,
Dept. A, is much in need of a
new pair suspenders. Stanley
Baranowski, Dept. A, needs a
king size clock SO he can see
when it's lunch time; Harvey
Sleep, Dept. 1913 some tools SO
he won't have to borrow so
much. Gus Zimmerman, Dept.
128 a motor scooter, he certain
ly gets tired of Juggling that car
cass around. Larry "Caboose'
Burgoon, a new gravy train.
Uncle Rernus, Dept. -, round
trip ticket to the Rose Bowl. Max
Schubert, Dept. SO would like
to have lovible disposition.
Able WALES, DEPT. So
would like to have few more
lockers and also a forgiveness
slap for falling down in his pro-
duction. Whitley Lang, Dept.
So, a new easy chair and a spy
glass to relieve the eye strain
and enable him to see the 60
ing's on in the next Dept. To
John Zitzlerburger, Dept Al a
pair of shoulder pads to make If
easier for him to carry the load
Slicker Sullivan hands him.
A DOZEN OF ALLDAY
suckers to Butch Bowers, that
looks like Sullivan, Kennel,
Driscoll, Robinson, etc. to make
life easier for him; and a new
Ford to Jim Borsos (take notice
Mrs. Borsos.) Also would be
pleased if Management would
drape blue coat over his shoul-
ders with buiIt-in shoulder
pads if you please.) And last
but not least, bring Bob Walk
a new superintendent, before
Slicker has this place on the
rocks, and the rest of us on the
bread line.
The letter to Santa Committee
Uncle Remus and Kilroy Jr.
DUE TO CHRISTMAS FALL
ing on the fourth Sunday the
regular meeting will be held
Sunday, Dec. 15, 1949 10 a. m.
UNCLE REMUS SAYS: A
good way to get your name in
lights is to change it to EXIT.
Warming: Assembly Dept.-Get
ready for a bunch of junk gears,
Frank (the one man time study
Dept) Jones is running hog
wild again, eliminating cuts and
speeding up the jobs. He evil
IDENTIFY forgot the last mess he
was in. We wonder if Sullivan
is forcing a recurrance.
WHO rs THE CRIB-MAN ON
nights that does all the peeking
when that swell dish goes home
at 5 p m. Eh? Kcaj.
LOUIE RINGMAN RECENT
ly visited the shop. only to find
his brain storms at stand still,
and when told of the rough time
we had with the contract. Louie
replied, eff he had been here he
wouldn't had any trouble and
gave his solution, to cut the
work week to two days and keep
three shifts. Yepi That's Louie
always thinking of the workers
welfare, as long as it doesn't
hurt him Louie) financially.
WHAT COS! HEELS AGAIN
1t seems tbs pair of heels, Lig-
get & Welty were having such
a bad day, it got their blood to
the boiling point, looking around
for someone on which to thrust
their anger. Spotted a natural,
obecause he's only there for the
day.. Otto Palinski getting
down from the crane, and was
on him like a couple of wild
cats. After Otto answered their
personal question, they left with
very red faces. With blood
pressure as high as theirs, you
could hardly blame them for
making such a mistake, as not
taking the human elements of
life into consideration.
EVIDENTLY SOMEONE
forgot to flush it when Baden
shop took the feenamint. He's
still around.
SOME OF THE BOYS RE-
ceived cards from Uncle Remus.
post-marked Waterloo, N. Y.