Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1949-11-25

gratulations to both of you and
may you have many. What's the
little queens name, Bonnie, let
us know.
Congratulations are in store
for our little lady, Laura Close,
who entered Holy Matrimony
last Saturday. So the little love
bug bit you, eh! Laura? Well, it's
doing quite a lot of biting re-
Gently it seems. Well, Laura, we
all hope you have smooth sailing
on that vast sea of matrimony.
You will carry all our best
wishes for a successful journey.
Speaking of the love-bug -
Yeah, it surely took long time
Dior it to bite a certain party from
the plug tampers. 1t finally took
a power dive and damned its
teeth in solidly on our everambi-
tions Mary Parasiliti. Yep, she's
going to be married on Saturday,
November 26th at the Queen of
the Holy Rosary Cathedral. Her
new name will be Mrs. Przybyl-
ski, Shure and B'Glory it must
be Irish. We all wish you grand
success and smooth sailing. Take
good care of that boy, Mary, we
hear that he's grand and swell
guy.
Oddities in our Sparklets -
It was a husky man, if there ever
was one, who claims to have been
attacked, recently, by ferocious
aninnal while he was hunting. He
says: "The squirell was coming
down the tree and I shot him but
he came charging at me. That's
Where my feet told me to go and
II did. AS my dog and I almost
reached my car, a great big bum
ny attacked my dog. Yes sir,
that rabbit pretty near ate him
UP, but me and my trusty gun
ended the ordeal and home we
came" Mr.. Robert Hyott also
stated that he put a bullet hole
right through an owl and~it fell
down and then got up and flew
away. That bird had a hole
through him big enough to throw
a baseball through. One thing,
Bob, we fellows would like -
min out of that bottle before YOU
throw it away.
Georgia Weppler is now a
grandmother now. Yeah, it's a
lovely granddaughter she says.
Congratulations, Georgia.
Eveline Mikosz, another love-
J lie of the silliment lines, is con-
fined to Toledo hospital. We are
sorry to hear this and surely
wish you a speedy recovery. Just
keep your chin up, Evy" and
everything will turn out o. k.
". x,,. In the event you
n ard shift have not heard it,
S"" ~ the hunting season
opened on Tuesday morning, No
vember 18th. Il had intended
10 say with a bang" but bangs
would be the correct world. Had
you been meandering in a cer-
tain location, you would have
noted three stalwart hunters en-
tering a corn field. Suddenly
they came to a halt. One of these,
apparently a natural leader, took
command. Motioning his COM
panions back, then aiming his
)gun at an object five feet distant,
he fired and running and laugh
ing, as only a rabbit can, he
quickly put distance between the
hunter, dead-eye Bob Smith and
himself. Bob was too dumb
founded to follow through. Then,
with display of flagrant insub-
boardination, one, yes, both of
Bob's companions took aim and
the poor little rabbit came to an
abrupt and sad end. Maybe old
dead-eye ought to 60 out for
deer.-a bigger target.
I hear that Lloyd Gould and
Moe Orlowski took no more or
ders from Capt. Smith after this.
Walter Engler tells one for the
book: II was going down a corn
field and guns were booming all
around. Something caused me to
look back and there, only a few
feet behind me was a fat pleas
ant stalking me. So not wishing
to blow the bird to bits whirled
and knocked him in the head
with the butt end of my gun"
Walter is a very honest boy and
! believe his story. He might
have said the bird pulled the
trigger.
We wish to acknowledge that
our item in last weeks Journal
stating that Stella Radabaugh
was to be married on Thanks
giving Day is not true. We were
the victim of some kidding on the
part of Stella, who forgot for the
moment that she was talking to
a reporter, however, we gained
for her numerous wedding pres
ents of the joke variety, to the
great delight of Stella and many
of her friends. Ais we'll that
ends well. Stella might have '
been foolish enough to tie her '
self up to a dud.
Kenny Laver tore a big rip in ]
his pants, Thursday night and s
it's safe to say that his wife or
some tailor soon will get to the J
"seat" of the trouble. AS you {
sew, so shall We also RIP v