The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1949-01-17
Colt Lumber News

kidney, because last Sunday he
heard him pray for the loose
livers.
After a long absence. we have
Combination doors in stock.
available in standard 2-8x6-8
sizes. as well as several others.
Excellent quality. either Red
wood or White Pine.
John: Have any of your child
hood dreams been realiZed?"
Bill: "One of them. When my
mother combed my hair, used
to wish / didn't have any"
We have a 1000 gallon under
ground oil tank in stock for
immediate delivery at moderate
cost.
Sonny: Dad, what's your
birthstone?"
Dad: I'm not sure, son, but /
think it's a grindStone.
Have you ever looked over our
building literature? We have
complete files for your perusal.
showing ideas for everything
from small demodeling and
paint jobs. to new house.
That was a mighty generous
tip you handed that cloakroom
girl"
Il thought it was only fair.
Look at the swell new coat she
handed met"
We have been making wood
sash of AL descriptions for sew
eral decades. We can furnish
snY kind. either special or stan
dard. from stock or made to
order on about one days no
tice. If you have a window idea
taken from a book or straight
out of your imagination. we will
try to work il out for you.
AS he paid his bill, the depart
ing hotel guest turned and shout
ed to a bellhop: Quick, Boy,
dash up to 3O6 and see if | left my
.pajamas. I've got just five minutes
TO make my train"
Four minutes later the bellhop
was back, all out of breath. "Yes,
sir" he gasped. They're up
there"
For d good job. you must have
d special nail. Did you know
we carry far more special nails
than we do the common wire
or roof nail. For instance. we
have hard screw nails for floor
inc; enamel headed nails for
plYwood. wall board. or panel
ling; wrought nails for hinges;
double-headed nails for con-
crete; and host of others.
Judge to witness): Was your
friend in the habit Of talking to
himself when he was alone?"
Witness: ITO tell you the truth,
Your Honor, l never was with
him when he was alone!"
Did you know d standard
double hung window can lose
over 5000 Gu. fl. of air every
hour if poorly fitted. This is
double the air capacity of a
l0xl0 room with 8 #. ceiling.
Statistics taken from a State
University research bulletin
show that this can be reduced
to Is by the use of storm sash.
We can furnish all sizes. on
quick notice.
She: The two best things |
cook are meat loaf and apple
dumplings."
He: We'll, which is this?"
The best and most reasonably
priced overhead wood garage
doors we have ever had are
no win stock. Many of these
are in use in our community.
giving satisfactory service.
First Communist: Nice wealth
er we're having"
Second Communist (grudging-
ly): "Yes, but the ric hare having
it too"
Csnt-Sag gates are available
in all sizes made-from COM
plete stock. Those who have
used them over the years come
to realize that they have no
peer when it comes to quality
and dependabilitY.
Son: Which do you think
women prefer-men who give in
to them, or the other kind?"
Dad: What other kind?
This has been d better season
for hog house sales than for
several years. See our quality
and price and you will under
stand why we are selling them.
Il came to make an appoint
ment with the dentist
He's out now"
Good, when will he be out
again?"
Ceiling insulation and storm
sash together. can save as much
as one-half in fuel bills in ex-
treme cases. to say nothing of
the added comfort.
Clerk: "Tll have to have a raise
in salary. Three other companies
are after me-"
Boss: rs that so? Who are
they?"
Clerk: The light company, the
phone company, and the water
company"
Drain tile Is now in stock in