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FRED A. SMITH co.
.1l3 18th. Realtor. Ex. 24e0.
CHEVY CHASE VIEW

A custom built residence, with un-
usually good selections OF interior
with adjoining breakfast room. de-
lightful liv. porch loc to afford a
fne view Of the surrounding coun.,
try, spacious rms, full bsmt. and
garage. This house will appeal to
you. See it today: once open To-
day, Weekdays till pm. WO. 1900.
EdW. H. Jones & Co., Inc.
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NJ z, SECTION

Lovely modern semidet. brick in 1000
Clay pl., with 3 bedrms., lovely par
ouet floors, full bsmt. with beauti:
fully finished recreation rm. and
lavatory. gas a-c.h.; reasonably
priced. Call Mr.. Stolar, ME. 5400i
ewes ST. 1885
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MOVING, PACKING 6 STORAGE

COLORED-APTS. OR RMS. with
cooking facilities; furn. or unfurn.
Call VI 3735 "a
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JUST OPENED

OO-room hotel, newly remodeled and
decorated; elevator, 24-hour switch
board service, television in lobby:
daily rates: l large, attractively
furnished room with kitchenette
private bath, $3.50 wk.; maid Serv-
Ice: no children. HOTEL 1440,
1440 Rhode Island ave. NV. 80
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HOUSES For sALE-No,thwe,,

Chevy Chase, D. C.-$19,5 500
A really good value in q det 3-bed-
rm., ga bath brick home; don't de-
lay. Ewes, WO. 1915.
J. LEO KOLB co.
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SHEPHERD PARK

1342 Legate rd. Only left Beau
tiful det center-entr. brick Colonial;
8 rms: IN baths. large kit: wide
Cape Cod, featuring bedrm., bath
1st a.: bedrms.. bath end A.;
varigated color slate roof; large lot.
Open Sat. Sun, / to 5. S1GLER
& TISHLER, 1865 Kennedy st. NV,
TIA l34S CO S4l4 "a
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LISTING SERVICE

We have over 100 employees seeking
msnts under S75 per mo. We will
be glad to list your house or apart
nent tnot rooms) without charge.
P'tsse phone
TRANSIT co.
MI 1868 weekdays, Q e.m.-5 pm.
Just say ! want to list some hous-
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AI,BEMARLE Mr.. MASS.

ALBEMARLE Mr.. MASS.
Open every day. 2 to dark. 4s11
Albemarle st. NV, close to spring
hall red brick home, with slate roof;
gas heat; has 3 large bedrms.,. 2
baths. stairway to attic; 24,ft lily.
rnl., spacious dining rm.. modern de
luxe kitchen and powder rm. on lst
floor; ready to move in.
E. M. FRY, INC, WI. 674O
neana ona., Gun till n m - "a
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SILVER SPRING

500 blk. Pershing dr.; desirable det,
3-bedrm., 2-bath. brick with
screened porch, paneled den, break.
fast rm; in immaculate condition;
gas heat, built-in garage; beauti.
fully Handicapped lot Call Mr.: Jones,
ir., ME. 5400 ewes. SH. 1891.
BUNGALOW BARGAIN
Modern brick with bedrms. and
bath; full attic and bsnt., oil heat:
priced at S11.950. payable 5000
cash and balance in easy monthly
payments. Call MI Pisner' ME.
Leo M. Bernstein & Co.
141h ST. NV Realtors. NE. 800.
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Shepherd Park

A beautiful modern Colonial brick
residence on lot 6Ox120 it. True
center-han plan with rooms. large
screened side porch and lavatory on
1st a.; 3 bedrooms and 2 baths baths
IN in sttic; nd H.; also so has t recreation % room room
and complete bath in basement
Constructed by one Of Washington S
best builders, 1t has every modern
feature, includ h.-w.h. with gas
furnace and gear brick garage
Here is something Just q little bet
ter than the ordinary house and l
would like to show it to you at your
convenience. Phone Mr.. Evans, WO
O29O, with
SHANNON g. LUCHs co.
1908 H st. NV. MA. 2345. "a
Near Macarthur Blvd.
sa5oo T@s oash sath buys 1 this heat soms ssas sth
payments like rent. Call MI. Har-
rington, with JAMES L. DIXON &
CO: CO.. 1872 nsSsvisu 18th sssE s. NV ST 9 1870
SMALL ROOMING HOUSE
$1,000 cash s,, ,eoured6 " dsv.l $50 .per per
veniently located near 18th and
Mass. ave. NV. Two-story brick, "a
rooms and two baths. hot-water
heat, electric refriserator Can be
used as a rooming house or con-
verted into excellent 2 apartments
with bath and kitchen on each floor.
Furniture available If desired. Can
SlOO per month A real buy at
only $4,000. Phone Mr.. Terms,
EN- O666, with
SHANNON & LUCHS co.
1908 H ST. NV. MA. 2345. "a
See 56O8 5th St. N.W.-Open
DET. BRICK-$14,250
Less than rent. Close in Silver Spring;
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minis. from downtown Wash, over
priced attractiveiy. CHEVY CHASE
REALTY CO. 442O Conn. ave, EN-
1900 till 9 pm. -26
COLORED-S1 900 DOWN on 2-fam-
is,n;nn iy Semidst brick With apis SoT5
on each floor: live in one and get
income from the other Only SS, 75O
KAY REALTY CO., INC, RA. 200.
coLoREp-NR. 18th AND EUGI1D
NTslns Fly basement. f0Gns sas ana in pans A
ss5s ss5a Or M; sS4i: WIN. H. BoAzE; !;
CoLoRED-iio N ST. N.w.-Elsht
rooms KITCHEN, bath, $3.50; $500
s5o $3.50 s4sa cash ,,,5 5aos Ne s6d pu
coIoRED-lsoo BLOCK IRVING
8 rooms, 3 baths. 3 kitchens. full
basement, f9ent and ,i rear entrances mt un, ses
PAkKRoAp "a ss2 ~ HOUSING 81 CO. = PE
e1lSi y: 1869 BLOCK COLIN
BIA RD.-Fine 3-story brick home,
and income property; 10 inns: 3
mace. full basement; excellent con-
f!s|sR F9sB 52sSs.ss Aoussa sfSa Go s6y"ia 81
ST. near 14th-
This desirable home can be yours on
easy terms: semidst: br,ek lex large
and large income; "a baths, oil
URCIOLO REALTY, ME- 1871.
Ewes and Sun, CO: $3.50. "a
COLORED-HOWARD o., vicinity
This, large corner brick home is
for an excellent dormitory, fraternity
house or rooming house; comp. furn.
from bedrms to kits to rec rm. with
piano; comp. kits, dinettes: oil
heat; income approx. $500 mo; !;
reas. priced on conv. terms. Call
URCIOLO REALTY, ME. 1871. Ewes.
coHosHbLso 81 RED. so + P0s1; ST. Nw-vacant;
new bldg. store and 4 apis, renting
open, or call HARTMAN REALTY,
INC, 1345 Good Hope rd. Sc, TR.
CoLoRFDNNr. 18th AND coLUM-
Eooa S1a RDn dcnditi6n' 5ms Ask Pa'hs; foi h"V a
HAMPSHIRE AVE.
at PIX. I'd, 6-r. gray brick with rec
reation bsmt and oil h.-w.h., Priced
for immediate sale, reasonable down
Payms9t pa sst, T. sIn r. sIMs bE REALTY R4s9 s5 &C.
roEoR2D' E2': ExCELIENT To- condition,
brick, auto. gas heat, 8 complete
apts. fully furn.: income over $3.50
per mo. Priced to sell. Call MR..
WAINR1GHT. DE. 1850. "a
COLORED-NEAR 11th and Kenyon
sts.-,owner occupied; 8 rooms, hard.
UnO6 fnOrg fIl11 cellar with front
entrance; front porch. Price and
terms reasonabls, MR.. DICKENS,
COLORED-1I18 NEW HAMPSHIRE
AVE. NV. $1,000 down, easy
rev teI~i; brick resms ea1 A. bath; n pRA1sEER eT
1404 / st. NV. MA. so36; home
C6GoRE191sss 81 asae 6 ST. N.w.-ss5o
down, good terms; partially vacant;
9 rooms, bath; gas. elec. Call A.
N; DRRAIsNER, 1494 I st. NV"
"a; s93s' homs; 1s;, Hu 9nS Sl4s; As;Rv.Rn
SIS. NV. - Lovely semidetached
brick home. completely furnished,
consisting of 3 apts.. 3 baths, 3 re-
condition.; oil h.-wh.; $4,000 cash
needed; S332 monthly income. For
appointment call M; Hunt. with
ewes. DE. 1887. -26
coLORED-vACANT STORE and S65
mercial 5-rm. brick bldg on alley,
lot 22x1OO it., 3 brick garages avail
Mrs sH!s. pasne asls i Ii s55s 81 az 'n'S Df'ce
IRWIN C. HOOVER
rT Se~e pA ooQ1- -oa
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THE EVENING STAR BIZ
WAsHJNcIoh D MONDAY, Jonuary 1e4s
HOUSES FOR sALE-Nerthwsss
725 QUEBEC PL,

Colored. Row 3-story brick; bed.
rooms, 2 baths, o.h.w., 8 porches,
lovely liv. rm., din. rm.; In perfect
ondition. Don't miss. House open
12 till 6. ST. 1923. PHILLIPS &
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COOPERATIVE APIS. FOR SALE

VICINITY MERIDIAN PARK-3 lge.
rms; kitchen, bath; newly deco
Quiet. restricted. suitable couple
Price range Sl1. .000-Sl2,000. Al
least 20co cash. See OWNER, 2O39
New Hampshire ave. NV. Apt. 4O3
MASS. AVE. N.E.-Four, 2-bedroom
bath, living room and kitchen and
five l-bedrm.. bath and living rm.,
kitchen apis. Reasonable cash;
monthly payments as low as S42.50
per month. WHY rent? An excellent
building, good. conyenient nddo neigh- q,
P. STONE, Realtor. MA. 1879. -25
NEWLY DECORATED
Immediate possession Of these lovely
2-bedrm. apts. with reception hall,
din. rm., kit. and bath; choice loca.
tion 5-story elevator bldg. Excellent
terms of 25fo down. balance like
rent; One block west ot Conn; ave
NV. Apt. 33 open 2 to 8 pm.
EDWARD J. KYLE, ST. 5755. GO.
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j. WEOIE 7 bUCHANAN
BEDRM. g. BATH ON 1st FL.
prewar construction, in English VIII
lage. situated on a beautiful lot of
10 by 225 it., and features bed
rms. on End f., and modern tiled
bath. plus large bedrm. with full bath
on 1st A.: large porch on side of
house. also tool shed at end of lot;
vacant; convenient to schools, shop
ping and transp. Call ME. 1143
until 9 pm.
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APARTMENTS FUR. OR UNFUR.
CHILDREN WELCOME-Cottase, $50
mo-: nearby Md RE. 1885 or DI.
4160. l to $3.50 pm. daily. Bus
at door IA
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g. LUCHS co.
FIVE HOUSES

FIVE HOUSES
Capitol Hill. within walking distance
to the Supreme Court. Senate ONCE,
etc: zoned res. 60-C; corner lot
9Ox97; brick and frame dwelling.
with an income of S3,96O yearly:
suitable as site for hotel or apis.
Ewes, phone Temple 1868.
L. T. GRAVATTE
1918 K St NV. Realtor. MA. O753.
$4,000 DOWN. payments S79.50 per
mo- for this lovely 2-story brick
semidetached home In nice neishbor-
hood; years old, large lot, vacant.
Call ST OSS7.
Montgomery Inv. and Ins. Co.
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Brightwood Corner Home
Very desirable brick home, ideal for
doctor; prewar built, large center
hall plan, Z rms, baths. garage,
excellent location; price. S19,a50.
.!all Mr.. Mcintosh. Ewes, WA.
0SO7
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IN THE HAMLET

IN THE HAMLET
Chevy Chase. Md-A new Williams
burg residence with an excellent
Arrangement of rooms. Large
closets. Picture windows and
breakfast bay, panelled den: toilet
and Law; gear garage, wide cor
ner lot, a beautiful residence well
worth your residence Call US now
to see it. Once open today, week
days till 9 pm, WO. 2300. EDW.
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Indescribable Charm

IndeScribable Charm
by houses of distinction,
ideal for official entertaining. yet
convenient and cozy enough Tor
small family. The unusual floor
plan of 9 rms. and 4Ia baths, in
cluding an intriguing playrm., maid S
rm. and several fireplaces, 2-car ga
rage; priced reasonable for this de-
sirable house and location. For fur
ther information call MIS- Oliver
Walker & Dunlop, Inc.
p.oltor Georpetoup ofice pa
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QUIET CORNER

QUIET CORNER
Apts. overlooking court or Goth st.
NV; each with liv. rm., din. rm,,
Only / at $4,000: . at Ss,500; l
at $4,000: / at S10.5OO: on terms.
See the Altamont, 1901 Wyoming
ave. NV. Representatives on prem
ises from pm. to 8 pm. daily
incl Sat. and Sun.
HOME REALTY co.
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IDEAL FRONT

Columbia I'd. Each with large liv.
rm. and bedrm., dinette or din. rm.,
elec. kit. and bath. Only 2 at
80 900 and / at S10,500: on terms
See the Altamont, 1901 Wyoming
ave. NV. Representatives on prem
ises from pm. to 8 pm. daily.
incl. Sat and Sun.
HOME REALTY co.
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APARIMENTs EXCHANGED

APARTMENTS EXCHANGED
WILL EXCHANGE 1-bedrm.. liv. rm.,
kit and bath furn. apt. utilities
incl: NV section; T65; no chill
dren; for 2-bedrm., unfurn. apt. or
house in Va: children acceptable:
rent about S75. Box 1S5-M, Star.
2 LARGE ROOMS. kitchen and bath,
for apartment in New York City.
TR. 2461. 24e
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MICHIGAN PARK

Semidet. 4family brick duplex apt.
bldg, 4 apts., l bedrm, liv. rm.,
dinette, kit. and closed porch each;
l apt. now avail. for immed. occu.
pancy; beautiful deep lot. Price.
va: 300, H; T. RANDOLPH. RE.
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ROCK CREEK PARK
2 blocks north Of East-West hwy. 8
rms, 2l2 baths a bedrmsO, S27,-
$50 Lovely home. wonderful neigh
borhood after 8 pm. call Mr. Ro-
land, WI. 1894. SAMUEL E. BOG
LEV WI 1900 WI h50D
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Mr.. 17th & N. H. Ave.
downtown location; lovely
apt. with Q exposures. 2 large rooms
foyer, large, equipped kitchen; bath
and ample closet space: elevator and
FRED A. SMITH co.
1113 18th. Realtor, EX. 24S0: "a
PRICED $4,000 UP
1924 Mass. ave. n.e.--Four and nye
rooms and bath units. Reasonable
down payments. Monthly payments
like rent. Inspection by appt. only
OBANNON REALTY co.
FIR. 51l9. -24
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THE JENNIFER APTS.
New elevator bldg, 1-2 bedrm. apt,
available at $165 month on g.
year lease. 1415 Tuckerman St
NV 80
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GLOVER PARK
GREEN ACRES

GREEN ACRES
Prevar built, 3-bedrm. home in at
tractive, restricted community, just
over D. C. line. Artistically deco
rated, in exceptional condition.
Paneled rec. room, maids toilet,
gas heat. Easy walk to, excellent
elementary school
C.. Allen Sherwin, Inc.
Realtors. 4241 Wisconsin ave. NV,
EN- 4450 from 9-5: ewes, PL. 0313.
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1855 JEFFERSON ST. NW.-Attrac-
tive master bedrm.. next to bath;
sonv. Transportation: GENTLE home;
gentleman only. GE. 677e. -27
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ONCE and switchboard maid service;
lge. closets; sgle. $40 up: dble'
HofEI L, fiaI HapawTHoRNE, ABA G st;
with running water, plenty Of baths
and showers. Reasonable rates.
LINDEN HALL, 1882 10Th st.-Twin
bedrm-: kit; and iaundry rnn pr pTiVilsssS' .gsS
s147 F ST. N.w.-3 adults; s2a so
wk.; frt. bsmt. studio rm., sink. grill.
sfss flss coSN. Gs5SF AVE. Ex oo5a On Rodm.n st.
pto%NToWN t " lSSfS' LoecATioN, 1881 Mass.
ave. n.w.-Large double rm.,, nicely
furn.. twin beds: running % water n1GG ~
per person wkly. Tel. DE. gnoo'
1908 e!AILA1rN ST. NV, N,w..Th5s. Three
men. cd{oS TA s.SS .So aftsT .yr S2W-AtfT 2.W, fs
81: s., m; m. nex1 shegs5; 5gsa mr.. tr.nsP. sa
ssi0 9Th ST. N.W.SAttrac. rm:, twir
beds, pvt. tiled bath; car avail: nr
Ga. ave. and bus; $50. GE 1922
14th ST, $500 BLK.-Lse. front rm i,
$500 37th ST. NV; (cor. Porter st;
Large front bedroom for 2 re.
fined persons; semipvt. bath: homt
and Surroundings must be seen. tc
$3.50 s7th ST. NV; tcor. Porter St.
Space for refined young lady lem.
ployed) to share lge. dble. rm.; home
and surroundings will have to b.
1zss ESQ MoSaoE sS ss aPPyfc'fssWs sf NW-pble an,
sgle. rms; redecorated; nr. bath
young ladies. AID. 1898. IA
beds; phone In rm.; conv. location
Glover PIX; S14 wk. EN-. 1920
1884 QUE ST. NV. The Kennert-
Running water in single rooms al
$50 monthly; also twin-bed room
1924 MASS. AVE. N.w.-Attractivel,
furnished 2nd-fioor front single
CHEVY CHASE CIRCLE, 374s Oliver
st, nw.-Single room, next bath
large closet $35 mo. EN-. 1929
1885 JEFFERSON ST. N.w.-Attrae.
tive master bedrm.. next to bath
sonv. transportation: gentle home
Gentleman only GE 67T9 -27
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Near Macarthur Blvd.

DEC CUUO JUL 0U. INV W.-OPC1I
DET. BRICK-S14,250
Less than rent. Close in Silver Spring;
s rms. porch. gas heat McDEVITT,
ReaItor. RA. 4422, SH. $3.50. rs
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"BUNGAIOW''

Just listed, a very attractive detached
frame bungalow with 6 rms, 3
bedrms. and bath on LIST A.; walk
UP attic to finished 4th bedrm.; pine
paneled recreation rm and full bath
in basement; detached garage; rear
lot inclosed with Anchor fence; near
schools, stores and transp.; priced
low for immediate sale. Call ME
1143 until 8 pm.
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Cor tinued on Next PagV)
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Polsti namornici opustili svou
LODI v prristave Spoj. .StatI.

New Orleans. Pet pol
skych namornik1 uprchlo z je-
dine polske nakladnl lodi, KITE
"a zakotvila v p~Tistavu v New
Orleansu We state Louisiana.
Ctyri opustili LODI jiz minuly IT,
den kdyz pristala v jednom
texaskem pristavu, a patty Sc k
MIN pripojil, kdyz LODI priplula
do New Orleansu. Poole uda-
nj jednoho lodn1ho d1stojnfka
Sc tito namofnlci vel
mi ostre O pomerech v nynej-
sim Polsku, jez trpf pod jhem
komunist1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24

lined do 1st, ale musite il pred
polknutim dobre rozkousati",
pfedpisoval lekar nadlesnlmu.
Nadlesnf usm1vaje Sc vysy-
pal z krabicky kulicku primo
do dst a nalezite il pocal zmou-
lat; nahle vsak zkrivil oblicej,
zamracil Sc, kulicku vyplivl ma
ruku, priicchl k nj a "zabura-
|cel", al Sc svetlo v pokojiku
pro panstvo zatraslo: II Wy mi
zero doktorska, tohle, re je ne
|.jaka pilulka? Vzdyt je to =
kozi bobek!"
Ia ohlusujic1ho pokriku "pri-
sedfcich" odpovedel lekar:
"To je NONE, ale neuprete,
re YAM ten bobek pomohl, re
vas vylecil, nebot jak seznava-
me, mate opet spravnou chut
a dobry cich."
"A take promluvil pravdu!"
dodal slpave, rehotaje sc ma &C.
lie kolo, strazmistr Vonasek.
A tax skoncilo sezeni pT1slus-
Mkt cechu Ia vseobecne nala-
dy a souladu, a kdyz pax k ra-
nu pTipili 81 nadlesni S dokto-
rem i ma bratrstv1, pravil dr..
Klfma:
"Vis, Habffcku, tos dnes do
stall odplatu "a ty nescetne u
stpky, kterymis mne, uboheho
nimroda, castoval. Ale jinak
ii mohu r1ci, yes byl jiz drive
docela zdrav = ia ztrata chu-
ii a cichu, to byla II tebe jenom
sugesce."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Nejtuzsi policejni rezim
" Ceskoslovensku.

Londyn. - Zapadni novina-
ri, kteTi v posledn1ch mesfc1ch
n~avstfvili staty vychodni Evro-
ply, pravf, re v CSR je policejl1
rezim nejtuzsl. Obyvatelstvo
iej p~ocituje tim t1ziveji, re te-
ror prisel v 1noru 1913. nahle.
Take vyzivovaci situace je mno-
hem horst v Ceskoslovensku
nez v pTevazne zemedelskem
Polsku, Madarsku atd., a kro-
toho ceskoslovenst1 zeme-
delci projevuj1 svou nepsokoje-
most rGznymi formami sabota-
re, kterou provadeji kdyz tim
sami trp1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24

of this $4,000. house is tax costs.
Since 1889 about $1,250. in taxes
have been added to the cost of this
house."
Senator Byrd of Virginia sug-
gests some places to cut govern
ment costs that will save you some
money.
Salaries for Federal employees
now z billion dollars; grants in aid
2A billion dollars; in public works
underway or proposed-3O billion
dollars; yearly interest on trust
fund reserves billion dollars.
Meaningless, isn't it, except that
it's your money that's being spent,
and It's your living costs that are
going up.
Oh yes, if all low-income families
are housed in public units under
present social planner recommen-
dations, it will cost an additional
10000 billion dollars.
Do you still believe in Santa
Claus?
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Do Australia Sc stshuje 100 200
bezencE.

Sydney, Australia. = Au-
stralsky parliament schvalil "a
kon, kterymz Dude 100000 e.
|vropskym bezencdm povoleno
pfistehovanl do Australia "a
podmfnek, urcenych vladou.
Pc dobu prvn1ch 2 let pobytu
must pristehovalci setrvat ma
pracovnlch m1stech, ktere Jim
vladn1 urady prikazou a pax 81
[mohou VOLT sva zamestnan1.
Vlada vydala knizku, kde
jsou uvedeny vsechny podmln-
ky pc pristehovalce, je tam u
vedeno, re pri zamestnani je
bran ohled ma to, ably byli "a
mestnanci tam, kde to ubytova-
CT pomery pripoustf V Sidney
Newcastle a Port Kembla bu-
dou ubytovani v hotelfch a v
pensich ii ,kterf v techto mes
tech hodlaji pracovat ma sta
vebnich pracfch. Jinak mGzou
bydlet kde chteji, avsak nesmi
byt vytlaceni z bytu australst1
obcasne. Pr zadostech tamn1ch
zamestnancG o pracovni silly
dostanou prednost ii, kteri "a
rucuji ubytovanf bezenc1. Ma
pracovnf silly v .domacnosti ma
j v prve rade narok lekari a
rodiny S 2 nebo vice detmi.
Bezenci jsou jake pracovni
silly hledani obzvlaste v prn-
myslu zelezarskem, staveb-
MIN a potravinovem. Take pc
zemedelskych delnfcich je vel
ka poptavka. Jejich plat bu-
de stejny jake delnfkd austral-
skych. Nejvetsf polite cinf "a
jisteni lodn1ho p~rostoru pro
stehovan1 pristehovalc1, cely
program ma byt splnen "a 10
mesfcu6, avsak nevl Sc IDA to
Dude NONE.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Urozena.

Kucharka (hnevive) Gale
ted uz opravdu never1m niko-
mu ma svete!"
Sluzka: eco pax Ease? Je v
tom ten novinar, co isl 81 S MIN
zacala znamost?"
Kucharka: "Ovsem, poslala
jsem mu nekolik dopis1 a dnes,
povaz, otiskl je v novinach V
rubrice "Pro zasmanf!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Ono je to jedno.

Kmotr Lebeda: "Sednete,
Loudale, ia vas svezu!"
Kmotr Loudal: eco pax dnes
z prazdnem, kmotre?"
Lebeda: "I nemohl jsem v
meste koupit tele, svezu vas =
je to jedno = jen 81 sednete!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Zkusil prestat kourit.

Mluvilo sc O kouren1 a MOI
nostl odnaucit Sc mu. Pan Kar-
fiol mavl pohrdave rukou a po-
vidal:
"Pfestat kourit je jedna z
nejsnadnejs1ch veci ma svete.
Sam jsem to zkusil w aspon
tisickrat."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Jeste zzadna.

Teta ptala Sc maleho 1Karl1-
ka, ktera re zen je mu nejmi-
lejSl. Myslila ovsem, re rekne
il. Ale maly ferisa prohlasil
prot vSemu madam:
"Vzdyt jsem je jeste vsecky
nevid6l!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Sylvester Says:

ID you be-
lieve I'm Santa
Claus?
I'd like to de-
liver this house
to you at low
cost, but
About S25OO.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
Ma zlost,

eco to re 81 pan Vodvarka
vcera tax hrozne zkazil zalu-
dek?"
Gnu, vyhodili no z vegetar-
skeho spolku, a tax ma .zlost
patnact parkG!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1949-06-24
ZahOnek HumOru.


Ucitel: "Jsou Shy radosti a
zalu. Kdy jste Wy ma pr. jiz pla-
kali?"
zakyne: "KdXz jsem strou-
hala cibuli."
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1949-08-01

"Wizcoczki says anybody wants
it kin have it, only he oughta
make sure his family kin afford
the doctor bills"
Eleven of the players regarded
it with awe and distrust, but the
twelfth dark horse from the
swanky Riversdale section - was
not impressed. He picked it up,
tried a test shot, and said, IF no.
body wants the Diamond, I'll use
it,"
"Ya be lucky if va don't bust a
Leg" said Hymie Michernick.
Well, for most of the contest it
looked as if the rich kid was a
cinch to win. Not only did the
Diamond connect with every
thing it went after, but it SEEM
ed to hex the other shooters that
made confident by its perform
ance, the kid from Riverdale
sighed long and carefully, con-
sidered the topography of the
ground and, when the situation
called for extreme measures,
even shot from the stomach posi-
ton.
However, as the match entered
the tenth and final round, sta
ton wagon pulled up and hefty
Swede of nursemaid got out.
"Ja-ackie," she shouted. din
ner's almost ready and look at
you'd clothes! You're a sight"
"Waitsa minute" said the kid,
squirting at marble four feet
, away.
ALBERT" yelled the nurse
maid.
A chauffeur with big/shoulders
got out and walked toward the
circle. Jackie dropped the Hope
Diamond in disgust, said saw,
nuts!" and climbed into the sta
ton wagon. And, as it drove away
the bloodshot eye of the shooter
SCClilCQ W WAAth at Vic OIllCA
| players.
Hymie Mitchernick picked it
up. '"This is the last time it's 60
ing to put the squitch on any
body" he said and threw it as far
as he could.
Now, if the Hope Diamond had
been an ordinary shooter. the
story would end here. But, as l
have gone to some pains to make
clear, it was not. Propelled by the
Michernick muscles, the little
ball of fire sailed through the air
so feet, bounced off tin can onto
the sidewalk, and was picked up
an hour later by an intern on his
way to the hospital.
II know someone who'll get a
real kick out of this" he said,
handing the Hope Doamond
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1949-08-01
TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS
know Americal

DR.. Helen Taft Manning of
Byrn Mawr, professor of History,
daughter of the late Chief Justice
and President, born in Cincinnati,
So years ago.
Lieut.. Gen. John c. H. Lee re-
tired, born in Junction City.
Kans., 81 years ago.
Harold S. Osborne of New
York, chief engineer of Amer.
Tel. & Tel, born at Fayetteville,
N. Y, 81 years ago.
Mayor Thomas D'Alecesandro.
Jr., of Baltimore, born there, As
years ago.
Rabbi Nathan Krass of New
York, born in Russia, 20 years
ago.
Henry c. Alexander, vice presi-
dent OF j. p Morgan & Company,
New York, born in Mufreesboro,
Tenn, AZ years ago. s-..
DR.. Maurice o. Ross, president
of Butler University, Indianapo-
lis, born in HillSboro, KY, So
years ago.
Robert c. Stanley, chairman
president of international Nickle
of Canada, born at Little Falls,
N. j., % years ago.