The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1949-03-03
Colt Lumber News

running IL. Inefe were no taxes
There was no debt. The women
did all the work. And white men
thought they could improve 2
system like that.
COLOR, COLOR-Yes. we
have. literally. oceans of it in
our paint department. On any
paint not shown on the cur
rent color cards. we offer a
20% reduction in order to keep
our stock current. Wonderful
colors on this deal at real saw
ings. We also offer real pre-
season savings on top quality
! Pittsburehs Sun-Proof outside
paint too.
An officer approached drunk
who was trying to get the key in
his car door lock.
Look here" he said, you don't
mean to tell me you intend to
drive that carp"
Sure" replied the drunk,
Cant you see Pm in no con-
dition to walk?"
The best we've seen in sew
eral stops!" declared one farm
er recently. when he saw our
HOG houses. He ordered seve-
raj, the same as you will, if you
need them. when you see the
big. sturdy. 6 X 2 we offer at
$500 delivered. Also, 10 X IL
Rilco all No. / Fir brooder
houses. made up painted and
delivered at Sl85.00.
Mountain Guide: Don't go too
near the edge of that precipice;
it's dangerous. But if you fall, re-
member to look to the left. You'll
get a wonderful view!
Plenty of everything you
need for built-in cabinets.
White pine. plYwood, cabinet
hardware. sliding flour bins.
spice racks. and other acces-
sories. Remember. plYwood is
now at the lowest price in
years.
He: II hear the Chief of Police
is going to try and stop necking."
She: well, / should think he
would--a man his age"
All sizes of combination
storm and screen doors are now
in stock at the lowest prices in
long time.
The minister in a small church
that used natural gas for lighting
announced his text in solemn
tones: "Yea, the light of the
wicked shall be put out" I'M
mediately the church was totally
dark due to a failure in supply
of gas. Brethren" said the minis
ter, "in view of the sudden and
| startling fulfilment Of this pro-
phecy, we shall spend few
minutes in silent prayer for the
gas company"
Few things you can do will
so easily and economically
transform a room into vastly
more beautiful one than sand
ing and refinishing the floors.
We have two sets of sanders
and edgers available at very
reasonable cost. We either rent
them out or furnish the labor
if desired.
A vacation is something that
by the time you finish paying for
one you need.
Our inventory reveals sew
eral top quality windows in
wood easements. horizontal
sliding. steel and aluminium {
easements. and aluminium or
wood double hung units. These
are all standard sizes. some big
enough for a beautiful picture
window. Since they are in
broken lots. we are offering
them at special reduced prices
If you have a window need we
can definitely fill it. quite pro-
baby in one of these factory
made units.
Our septic tank cleaner will
clean a clogqed drain. or an in
operative septic tank without
digging or pumping. Camps
PrivY Cleaner makes the clean
ing of outside toilets thing of
the past.
Taxi Driver: Your son always
gives me a tip twice as big as
that.
Millionaire: Well, he can af-
ford it. After all, he's got rich
father and / haven't.
This is the time to insure
against ruinous dampness
which will come with spring
rains. Our recommendation for
all types of masonry water
PROBING is Aquella. We have
sold hundreds of gallons of this
in the past few years, without
single failure.
Student: How long can a man
live without brain?
Professor: Wait and see.
Now that business is begin
ming to settle down to nor
malcy. we are indeed proud
to look back on our sales re-
cord when things were scarce.
We are grateful that we didn't
yield to the temptation of charg-
ing premium prices on cement