The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1949-08-04
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What lot Of exciting news
there's been lately Alger Engel
marrying all those Womenl Judy
Palmer being found guilty Of lying
about that typewriter And the
attorney general suing the Yanks
to make them break UP DiMaggio! =
"Yeah. And amt that Engel a
honey? What'n they do with hin?"
"The government may have
: to put back controls to stop
operations like that. He has a
good chance of getting free on
one Of them supreme court
five to four elections. Look
what the court did in that lone
ly hearts case y. they threw
the case out because there was
no quorum present" sz@.
II wish the high courts would
agree on what is the law like the
low courts do. When girl meets
a Russian agent in New York and
she is carrying bag loaded with
secret papers, from government
files why should it make any diff
ference whether she worked for the
Carnegie library and took a rug
from some auto dealer?"
'It's like that trial of the eleven
Communists in New York. They all
deny they registered in Baltimore
as man and wife and say that
when they were arrested on that
bus they were just getting material
for a novel,"
II can't see why President Tru-
man named Perle Mesta to that
supreme court vacancy anyhow
when Wagner stepped out with
Justices Palmer, Murphy, Musial
and Watkins dissenting"
1T was all on account of the
-Hartkins law"
'Where does that stand now?"
'The part requiring anybody
to answer yes or no has been
cut out but everything else is
left in, including the agenda
which lets both sides bring
their own referee and puts the
coal miners on q three day
week."
lima Dodo says he read the ver-
dict in the case but couldn't find
out whether Judy Coplon retained
the custody of the naicrophone.
The writer of this column
does not claim to be the sew
enth SON of seventh son, but
the following chapter from q
book by him, "Private Purk-
ey's Private Peace" 1.-THE orig
inal and much more apt title !
was peace, Wearing Purple
Tghts"l, published . few
weeks after Isorld War II
ended, revealed distinct pow
ers of prophecy. In the story,
Private Purkey and several
companions crashed q peace
conference In Paris, q feat
duplicated In way by Garry
Davis a few weeks ago. And in
q chapter headed 'tDiscord in
the Dovecotes" We ed pictured
the collapse of peace hopes,
the friction between the great
powers, etc. thusly:
Months have now elapsed since
the peace. And except for the lack
Of actual gunfire and bloodshed
there seemed to be as much fight
ing going on between the nations
as ever. A Hollywood movie car
had in fact put in bid for pictures
of the peace conference thinking
he was bidding for fight pictures.
Representatives of Russia, France,
England and the other nations on
our side-brothers all-were stand
ing toe to toe in many arenas, no
punches barred, and not even
bothering to 60 to a neutral corner
after knockdowns.
There were rumors that Anthony
Eden had come out of a council
meeting with the Sinner of the
Year." that an American peace
conferee had been seen rolling on
the floor with a Russian brother,
and that Big Three meetings were
being opened with demonstrations
In jiu-iitsu. The spirit of mutual
distrust was rampant.
The assorted peace committees
and subcommittee were giving
evidences Of heading for the rocks
and discord, and some Of them
were less inclined to try dynamite
than to upholster the rocks for
comfort. Tossing in the heavy seas
Of conflicting interests in small
boats. they seemed at times bent
on attempting. to cure seasickness
by resolution and plug up leaks by
amendment. =,
They were good men, kindly and
well meaning, in these postwar
world huddles, but they were in