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The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09

NIGHTS HIGH
Singles Kay Niguma. Nisei
Pool, 800.
Series Vic Wong, Three Us,
ST..
PORTLAND, Greg. April Q -
Now that Nisei Pool is very much
title contender in the last round of
the Oregon Nisei Bowling league
its men are battling for pins in no
uncertain manner.
The pool parlor's keglers downed
Kern Park, 81. to stay within a
game of league-le leading Three Us.
Kav Niguma's 800 game in the first
started Nisei Pool on it's victory
march.
Three Us. on the other hand
waltzed over the Orphans. 4 to o.
on the strength Of Vic Wong's ST.
series.
The results follow:
THREE Us "a - F.. Wong 522
s. Lee 462, H. Louie 49,. r. Wong
4sO. v. Wong ST.; ORPHANS (O -
c. Sono ASS. Rick 405. Dummy 442
Muramatsu 1885, T. Shiiki 4l9.
NISEI POOL go D. Tanaka
462, T. Yamasaki 1896. J. Miyoshl
482. Nakayama 397, Niguma Asa;
KERN PARK "a - Dummy 346
F. Morishita 437. T. Okazaki 395
H. Itami 400. Komachi 428.
CLUB MONTEREY "a - S. Okla
zaki 526, T. Nakamura ACT. 8. Mic
447, M. Okazaki 500, T. Akamatsu
537; MOTOR CLINIC (O - K
Namba 428, s. Hinatsu 427. T. Fulfil
381, H. Kasai $50, Kiyokawa $40.
HOOD RIVER 90 Mas Taxa :
sunni 452, Inukai 434. Okimoto ASS,
Hori SGT Asai 1876; MALETI5
BROS. % - S. Akagi 462. Y Akagi
448 Hach'ya 374, E. Saito 454. Dunn
my Zone game IA, T. Saito two
game0 296.
j. K. KIDA (2) - Hirata $40, F..
Tanaxa 397. B. Kinoshita 1856, j.
Fulfil ATS. j. Yamasaki 446: FOS-
TER CAFE (2) - F.. Wakamatsu
452. G. Hara 1855, Onchi 43e, Mi
shima 364, s. Akamatsu 484
AZUMANO'S (3 S. Sasaki
52s, T Shimizu 431. G.. Sono 495,
Orishi 454. NJ Furukawa 467:
RITSSELLVIILE % - Toya 1888, f.
Full 448. X Fulfil AIT, S. Takeuch'
375. Y. Sugahiro 467.
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09
Baseball Meeting
Booked April IA

First meeting of the Northwest
Times Baseball League is scheduled
Tor 7 pm. Thursday, April IA, in
THE NORTHWEST TIMES office.
304 Main st.
Every team interested in joining
the circuit is asked to send a repre-
sentative to the meeting.
Frank Fukano. newly-appointed
director. will preside.
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09

NIGHTS HIGH
SINGLES KIM Tanaka, Gle.
1872.
Series Jean Numoto Gle,
sos
Championship China Import &
Export was handed a 81 beating
by Takano Studio in SNGBO
Seattle Nisei Girls Bowling Organ
ization match Thursday in Nam
Bowl Jean Numo.o's sos series and
KIM Tenaka's 1872 high gone aided
Gle.
Tokuda Drug, led by Mickey Hi
rano and Pat Hidaka, spanked
Over the Top Beverage, 81. The
beverage girls Rose Young came I'D
with SOB series.
Martba's Beauty Shop BANKED
Stor n Shop, to 0. and New China
town administered the same troun-
cling Tor Gyokko Ken IN the other
two contests.
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THREE Us
HALT BUSSEI
GIRLS, 3 TO ]
OREGON NISEI WOMEN'S
BOWLING LEAGUE STANDINGS
las OF April n

SingleS-Yoko Hishikawa. Rock
elites. 1888.
Series-Yoko Hishikawa. Rock
cites. 1852.
PORTLAND, Greg, April 9 -
BuSsei Rockettes fumbled their
chance of gaining on league lead
ing Three Us in an Oregon Nisei
Women's Bowling league match last
Friday In Hollywood Alleys. The
Rockettes bowed. to l. to the
Three Us despite Yoke Hishikawa's
462 series.
In the meantime, Foster Cafe
crept a little closer to third place
by tripping Tsuboi Jewellers. 81.
The results follow:
THREE Us CD - Yut 426. M. Lee
376. Quinn 1894, Wong 342, R. Lee
zone game) 1875, Guam 1.-TWO games)
228; ROCKETTES Cd - Tamiyasu
1877 Dummy $50, c. Tanaka $50.
Hishikawa 1852, M. Hana6a 1903.
FOSTER CAFE t0 - Kathleen
Sasaki 382, j. Furukawa All. Fu-
kuda 322, Akiyams 327, A. Firukawa
424; TSUBOIS % M. Sasaki
500, Kiyokawa 319. Michikami 329
KIM Sasaki 378, Wakamatsu 400
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Patronize Your Advertisers
In The Northwest Times.
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09
NISFI COMMERCIAL LEAGUE
STANDINGS
(AS of April 81
NIGHTS HIGH

NIGHTS HIGH
SINGLES - Tom N9mba. Over the
Top 232.
Series - Tom Manila. Over the
Top. Sol.
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Patronize Your Advertisers
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09
RICHARDS
TRIP ". c.;
ARITA HOT
CITY MERCHANTS LEAGUE
STANDINGS

CITY MERCHANTS LEAGUE
STANDINGS
las of April u
~ l.
Hattori Realty &c 81
Seventh Ave. Service 66 81
Tad'S Gardening "a 30
Jackson Grocery "a Sc
o. K. Cafe 50 81
West Coast SO 81
KaShiwagi's So 81
Richards Jewelry 40 IL
NIGHTS HIGH
Singles TAX Asaba, Tad's. 233
Series = Kenny Arita. Richards.
618.
Richards Jewelry. spanked by
Kenny Arita, stretched its winning
streak to sixteen games In the City
Merchants league Thursday night
in Main Bowl The Jewellers walloped
West Coast Printing, 4 to 0.
Seventh Ave. Service went into a
first place tie with Hatton Realty
by trimming Kashiwagis. 81. Jack
Shiota and Toki Mizuki were Sew
enth Ave. threats.
In the only other matches, Tad's
Gardening whipped Jackson Gro
Gerry, 81. and OK. Cafe downed
Hattoii's, also by 81.
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Ger Top Pulls Four Games in Front
As mel Tenpin Season Nears End

yama 535.
NORTHWEST TIMES 10 = q.
Tanagi 545. Nishimoto 442, Hirai
SIS. Yamasaki 528. Fukei SOS: MAIN
DRUG Cd Takahashi SIP. T
Hid ka 534, Kimura 6l5, Tada ASS
turuta 507.
S'9ANTY INN 90 Kuranishi
ST. Asaba 535. Arita 528, Urakawa
542. Tsuji sos; HIGASHrS CO =
Shimizu 452. Nishimura 4O8. Nina
to 4ag, Higashi $50. Tsuboi 4l9
p. S. LAUNDRY 90 = John Asa
hara $50, Shigeo 400. H. Tanabe
$50. F.. fIidaka 49l. Yamane sos.
CITY PRODUCE (0) = Sasaki 404.
Ikeda 500. Amano 381. N. Suyama
4S3 NJ. Shibuya 449.
pSVGA 90 - IwaSPki 470. Kiyo-
hara 493. Ota 469. Yamaguchi 544.
Maebori 49s: TWELFTH AVE. I'd
= Shiota ACT. ]. Koga ATT, Maya
sawa 1888, Taksyoshi 46l, Mizuki
526.
INTERNATIONAL REALTY g,
= Mihara $40. Yamamoto SCI. Yo-
koyama $40. F. Takagi 438, Nomura
464; CATHAY POST CO) = Eng 469
Poy 406, Yaplee 46i. Coon 1872.
Chin 500.
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Takano's Clip
Gle. LaSSieS
SNGBO STANDINGS

SNGBO STANDINGS
las of April u
w L
China Import e. Export IS 35
Marthas Beauty Shop rs as
Over the Top Beverage SO 81
Tokuda Drug So 50
Takano Studio So 50
Step n Shop 81 SO
New Chinatown 40 80
Gyokko Ken 80 81
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09

Education begins the gentleman.
but reading. good company, and
reflection must finish him-Locke.
ture so glaring as not to be yelled
eood-breeding .-Stanislaus.
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09

laundering flown the home stretch
Of the Nisei Commercial play, pre-
season favorite Over the Top Bev-
Grace pulled four games out in front
Tuesday night in Main Bowl
The beverage outfit, belching
volleys of strikes, struck for a nifty
2781 series to whip Sakahara's, 80.
All members of the victorious team
posted 500-plus series, including a
furious 66l by Captain Tommy
Namba.
Namba's games were 228, 232 and
POI.
Tommy Hirai 1851 and George
Tanagi (545) scattered the pins
effectivalv IN lead Northwest Times
to a 2-1 triumph over Main Drug
The loss deshed the DRUGGISTS homes
of overtskino Over the Ton Pever-
age to the ground. GEORGE Kimura
of Main Drug whipped up 615 SER
les
Shanty Inn. heartened by Pruney
Tsuji (803) and Shig Urakawa
(542). smashed Higashis. 80, to
keep up with the Times and Main
Drug for second place honors. Ted
Higashi of the losers had a 1873
start but finished strong with 30
and 215 games for a $50.
In other matches, PSVGA Sum
neD beat 18th Ave. Service, 81;
International Realty shut out Ca
thay Post, 80; and Puget Sound
Laundry dumped City Produce, 80
High series were belted in these
games by the. following: Morrle
Yamaguchi (544, Floyd Yamamoto
(56D, Frank Yokoyama (579), John
Asahara $500, and Hank Tanabe
$3.50.
The results follow:
OVER THE TOP 49, = Tanaks
54S. Militia 542. Ihashi 523, Namba
Gel. T. Shibuya 5O7; SAKAHARA' S
0) - Oyama 448, Roy Tanagi AL.
Rick Tanagi 524, Fujiwara 478, Su-
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OREGON NISEI BOWLING
LEAGUE STANDINGS
lAs Of April u

NIGHTS HIGH
Singles Kay Niguma. Nisei
Pool, 300.
Series Vic Wong, Three Us.
ST..
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09

II there be a crime of deeper dye
than all the guilty train OF human
vices II is ingratitude. Brooke.
The Northwest times. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1947-1955, 1949-04-09
TUESDAY. April IL

TUESDAY. April IL
Alleys l and 2-Over the Top
Beverage VS.. P. 8. Laundry.
Alleys and 4ISakahara In
surance VS.. Higashi's.
Alleys S and 6-PSvGA VS.. Main
Drug.
Allevs 7 and 8-N. w. Times VS..
Citv Produce
Alleys Q and 10-Shanty Inn VS.
Csthav Post
Alleys II and 12-Tnternational
Realty VS. 18th Ave. Service.
TUESDAY, April 10
Alleys I and 2-l2tn Ave Service
VS. Shantv Inn
Alleys 8 and LPSvGA VS.. NV.
Times.
Alleys and Cover the Top Be-
verage VS.. International Realty.
Alleys 7 and 8-P. 8. Laundry VS.
Hioashis.
Alleys 9 and 10-Sakahara In
surance VS.. City Produce.
Alleys II and 12lCathay Post VS.
Main Drug.
Evening star., 1949-10-13
BY Josephine Lowmon

Bowlegs cause women much
unhappiness. AS matter Of fact
women are so self conscious about
this figure fault that they often
exaggerate it in their own minds
True bowling of the legs means
that the bones of the lower or
upper legs are actually bowed out
ward. This usually comes from
poor nutrition in childhood when
the diet lacked vitamin D because
of inadequate sunlight and cod
liver oil. If you are still quite
young you may be able to correct
this to some extent through exer-
else. However. if the condition is
extreme and the bones are actu-
ally involved, an operation is the
only way to straighten the legs
Often the appearance of bow
legs is due to poor muscular de-
velopment. Very thin legs with
weak muscles show any bowling
of the bones more than those
which are fatter and better de-
veloped. This is especially true
when the muscles on the inside
of the legs are small, either on
the upper or lower legs.
Ballet dancing is fine for de-
veloping leg muscles. The exer-
Evening star., 1949-10-13
On Giving and Keeping

take his things and push him aside
he needs help to strengthen him
self sufficiently to defend his rights
The one who puts his arms around
his heap of belongings needs to be
helped to see that the things OF
themselves are useless. To be OF
any service to him they must be
used. and to do that other children
must enter into the project. None
of us can live alone and be happy
Sharing Is the better way.
When a boy who owns fine
baseball equipment insists upon
being inner up" out of his turn
throws down his glove and mask
and shouts. I'm through. Gimme
that ball and that bat, and that
glove. too. I'm going home" be-
cause he has been struck out, he
needs re-conditioning badly. AL
lowed to follow his pattern OF
might and force and domination
through possession, he will become
an unhappy failure. He will make
a poor husband and father. a poor
employer, poor neighbor and a
poor citizen. His philosophy OF
living will not work in practice.
Teach children. by slow gradual
steps, as they grow. that possession
should not close the owner in and
the neighbors out but rather widen
the space for the owners living
enrich his friendships, open hi.
heart and his hands, so that life
may flow through them freely
enriching him as it flows.
With all thy getting get under
STANDING -"
Evening star., 1949-10-13
By AnqeIo Potri

Children young enough to play
with toys like pals and shovels,
sand toys and balloons are posses
sive. They enjoy the feeling of
ownership. 1t makes them feel
bigger and surer. With that feeling
of ownership comes one of au-
thority. You let that alone. It's
mine There is no need to be
distressed about, this attitude. 1t
is to be accepted as usual for this
stage of a child's growth: and
while we encourage the little ones
to share their belongings with
playmates, we do not force that
idea. We keep suggesting that
giving must come before taking il
one is to be happy.
This pride of ownership remains
through life and is one of the props
Of a personality. To own nothing
is to be poor in spirit as we'll as in
body. Only the saints can embrace
complete poverty and be strong in
spirit: and they are few on earth
Like all other phases of life
there must be happy medium
here. Either too much of holding
or too much of giving will destroy
the personality. Holding grimly tc
all one can grasp ends in misery
Giving everything to every one who
holds out his hands-and there are
few who won't do that when
occasion offers-leaves the hapless
one in position of helplessness
derided by those who stripped him
When a child allows others te
Evening star., 1949-10-13
Banana Cream

A banana okeam that may be
used as a simple dessert or as a
filling for a pie is a nice recipe to
have tucked away in the files.
In the upper part of a double
boiler put 3 tablespoons of corn
starch and 4 tablespoons of sugar
Stir in "a cup of cold milk and
then gradually add 1l2 cups of
scalded milk. Put over boiling
water and stir until thickened
Stir in u of warm heavy cream
and the Well-beaten yolks of
eggs. Continue stirring over boil
ing water for another 5 minutes,
Evening star., 1949-10-13
Recipe
Roundup
Cranberry Salad

AS soon as fresh cranberries start
coming to market be sure to serve
this cranberry and apple salad
it seems especially suited to tangy
fall evenings.
Wash and pick over l cup Of
raw cranberries. Wash and core
2 firm red apples-leave the skins
on. Wash and scrape 6 stalks of
celery. Chop all of these to-
gether until flne-or you can use
the meat grinder if you wish, US
ing the coarse knife. Mix "a cup
sugar with mayonnaise to bind
and blend, and serve in cups of
crisped lettuce.
Evening star., 1949-10-13
By Peaay Roberts


Children will be eager to memo
rize the words of these well-loved
prayers when they are attractively
embroidered, then framed and
hung on the nursery wall.
Pattern Envelope No. R2849
contains hot iron transfers for 2
pictures. each measuring 8 by IL
inches, material requirements,
stitch illustrations, making and
finishing directions.
Just what you've been waiting
for -. the BIG new book Of
NEEDIEWORK NEWS! Chock-
full of fascinating designs, in
cluding four gift patterns with
instructions. Special features
needle know how" and exciting
information on what's-new-to-
make. Send twenty-five (25) in
coin.
To obtain this pattern, send zoe
in COINS, giving pattern number,
your name, address and zone
number to Peggy Roberts (The
Washington Starr. P. o. Box 100,
Station G, New York 10, N. Y.
Evening star., 1949-10-13
By Borboro Bell

For those special occasions when
you want to look your best, this
charming afternoon style is per-
feet with its slanted closing edged
in scallops, and unusual pockets.
Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1920
is a sew-rite perforated pattern In
sizes IL, IA. 16, 18. 20; 40 and a.
Size IA, short sleeve requires ~
yards of IS or 39-inch fabric.
For this pattern, send Is cents
in coins. your name, address, pat
tern number and size wanted to
Barbara Bell (The Washington
Star), P. O. Box SO, Station G.
New York 19, N. Y.
Ready for you now-the Fall
and Winter STYLIST. 64 pages
Of bright new ideas for every home
sewer. Free slipper pattern print
ed inside the book. Send Is cents
today.
Evening star., 1949-10-13

then remove pan from heat and
stir in one banana which has been
mashed or riced. Let cool, then
stir in teaspoon or vanilla and
"a cup of heavy cream, whipped.
Evening star., 1949-10-13

t25o) $l.e5 Arteoft kyIon
Hose. 81 gauge, 80 denier; neu-
troll tones; sizes 8H7 to lOK,
1.28
N5) S. Genuine Cowhide ShouI-
der Boss. Cherry, blue red,
brown ----------3.S8
Plhs Federal Tar
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cotton pique. Black bodice. plaid
skirt; II to 20 ----------l2.ss
Evening star., 1949-10-13

Sprinkle cinnamon on top and
serve chilled.
For pie, fill baked shell with
Evening star., 1949-10-13
Why Grow Old?
For LOvelier Legs

Icise in which you rise high on
your toes and then lower your
heels to the floor is good. This
| Is splendid also: Sit on a chair
with the right leg crossed over
the left. Point the right toe to-
ward the floor and then pull 1t
back toward the body. Continue.
Do the same thing with the left
foot, crossing the left leg over
the right.
For the upper leg (inner) lie
on your back with your legs
straight. Lift both legs from the
floor. halfway up. Swing the legs
apart and then together. Con-
tinue until tired. Rest and re-
peat several times.
If you would like to have my
leaf1et which gives you corrective
leg exercises for the most COM
mon leg defects, send a stamped,
self addressed envelope with your
request for leaf1et No. 13, "Why
Not Take Steps Toward Lovely
Legs?" Address Josephine Low
man in care of The Evening Star.
Snap Beans
For a company vegetable dish,
couple green snap beans with
slivers of mushroom or celery
crescents. Or serve the buttered
cooked snap beans sprinkled with
lxxzl.A L.
Evening star., 1949-10-13

the mixture, and spread sliced
bananas on top. Cover with me-
Engue and brown.
Evening star., 1949-10-13
(33;S51;S1

~ $500 Long Line Bros. In
black, discontinued styles. 81 B
and "a 4C--------------3.29 c
~ $3.50 Lightweight kyIon
Girdles. Pink or white. Is, %, 80.
5.l9
(12) $3.50 kyIon GirdIes. With
side Upper, elastic stretch back.
Teorose only; Is to 28-----5.l9
90 $3.50 All Elastic GirdIe..
No bones, side Upper, average
length. Is to 80. Teorose and
black ----------------5.99
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-07

palgn chairman. was presented q
gigantic imitation hypodeTmc
needle by Dan Holland. VINO
headed last years drive for SIS 600
The glass OF the five-foot needle
will De marked 10 indicate pro-
greSs-
Convincing Job TO De.
In making his report. AoneE
Roe said he has met with con
siderable resistance" in the con-
struetion industry, but that he Is
attempting TO show the industry
their investments will come back
in expanded form In the long run.
Well then We have convincing
Job TO do. declared Mr.. WheatIey
The committee Is fighting for
Washington. and contributors
can't help but benefit"
Also present at yesterday S
luncheon were Joseph McGar-
raghy. chairman of the Greater
National Capital Committee. and
Leon Chatelain. ir.. immediate
past president of the Board OF
Trade.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-07
|S21,183 Of $4,000
Pledged in Week in
Greater Capital Drive

The annual Embarrassing cam
paign of the Greater National
Capital Committee of the Wash
ington Board Of Trade will 90
into its second week tomorrow
with s2l.lS3 OF a $4,000 goal
already pledged.
This figure was announced at
the first report luncheon of the
campaign committee yesterday in
the Raleigh Hotel. The drive is
to continue through May
Confident of Goal.
Largest contributions announc-
ed yesterday was Sl7,167 from the
hotel and purveyors division.
headed by Frank Wheatley. who
is serving his first year on the
committee. Although many divi-
sion chairmen had nothing to
report. they said they were con-
fldent their quotas would be met.
AS an aid in encouraging any
of the % division chairmen who
might be lax. Bruce Baird. cam
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-07

Admiral .otaa .. Pre-. crT~sEy
Cne. @. NavaI Op~rRt2ca$ for A.
The hui and osse engine a. 'ale
NC-& are OF display AZ TIC NJ
sears auN the observance al. *
faeBc a,arAsxaes tlsoss displays
Other parts q. the historic paAEss
are II kS,ogags-
The program open &c TIE pub
LIE. w1lI lass 50 minutes sccotc-
sns to Pau! S Garter. dlTe<'fa'
o. the Air Museum Mos les OF
The growth O: naval AVIATION y Il
oe shown free a. II am. and
J pm
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-07
Air Museum 10 Observe
Atlantic Flight Anniversary

The Air Museum Of the Smith
sonian Institution viii observe ING
goth anniversary G! The first fight
across the Atlantic II tie aircraft
building. Tenth and CogaStii4I ION
avenue NV. at . pm. toEnagEov
The ceremony. which w-lli hear
an address by Capt. H c. Rich
ardSon. one Of the designers al
the Nc-4 which spanned the Al
.antlc on MAY 8. 1919. and by
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-07

Ten mummies. recently discov-
cred near Memphis. Egypt. are be-
lieved to have belonged to the
country'S Twenty sixth Dynasty
about 500 years before Christ.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-15

WYE GET quite lot Of profitable
w trade from the part of the
population that is always on the
verge Of starvation.
When you are about Ia to l8
years old. three meals at home,
the family ice box, an the candy
counter amt enough to tide you
over. So any lunch wagon that
don't cater to emergency ra-
tons for underfed boys an
girls is only limpin' along.
But these hungry young'uns
don't exactly act like famine VIC
TINS is supposed to. They don't
just sit quiet an dazed an dull.
They are apt to behave the way
they feel - all the way from lively
to violent.
All Of US around here are fond
of the kids an we would miss
them as much as their trade if
they quit comm. However. we
do have a sort of system of noise
abatement an riot control which
we put into effect when they
threaten to get a little out of hand.
For instance, Mabel accident
ally" kicks the cord from the juke
box loose. As the music dies off
an whines to a stop. the bun
THROWN or water squirtin' stops.
Or maybe Jake will yell at
boy who is reachin' for Mabel's
apron string, Hey, Willie, do you
want milk or pop?"
Once in a while Jake an |
have to stage what we call our
Ratchet act. We use it to distract
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1949-05-15
We Overdid 1t

the kids when they are on the
verge of feud of their own. Jake
will call me a dope an | will call
him a clown. We frown at each
other, raise our voices, an start
blckerin'.
Usually. the belligerents on the
payin' side of the counter will lay
their fuss aside. hopin' for action
between us. Ifthey don't respond,
Jake grabs a butcher knife and |
get the cleaver an we advance on
each other. Mabel is supposed to
speak sharp to US. an we relax.
1t sure quiets the place down.
WELL. this afternoon a few of the
boys started to show off when two
or three gals came in
The girls got excited. too, an
all hands began hollerin'. They
don't even hear the juke box
stop. l signal Jake an he
reaches for the knife.
Tubby Chopper. the cop, is
passin by, hears the confusion an
PUSHES in. swingin' his billy.
Duck" Jake yells. l 60 under
the counter an Tubby's stick
misses me.
l forgot to notice what the kids
are dom - tryin' to explain to
Tubby that me an Jake wasn't
mad. But when everything Gained
down one of the girls confded to
Mabel Kent. If my mother knew
l came to a joint where knives an
clubs were used, she'd have ft"
We are revisin' our act some
what. WkilY R0REk
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1949-04-28
Funny Stuff?

x DOCTORS telephone rang one
"A night, awakened him from fit
full slumber. II was one Of his reg
ular patients, a man in d wild state
of alarm.
my wife, DOCTOR" he shouted.
"It's her appendix. You'd better
come round and see her at once
The doctor sighed and told the
man to go back to bed,
"Give her some bicarbonate and
ginger ale, and I'll look in to-mor-
row." he said. "She hasn't got APP
pendicitis.
The husband became even Wild
er, insisting that she did have ap-
pendicitis.
well, she can't havel" the doc
tor shouted II took her appendix
out three years ago, and / never
heard Of anyone having two APP
pendixes.'
Ever heard of anybody having
two wives?" the man asked,
bitterly.