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Arizona sun., 1949-04-29
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Elevators Found
Helpful on Farms
Perform Most of Heavy
Liftinu, Transport Jobs

On today's electrified farms, ele-
vators perform most Of the heavy
lifting and short transportation jobs.
Although used for a number OF
years to some extent, these devices
did not acquire widespread popu-
larity until World War IL.
It was during the worst Of the
manpower shortage period that ele-
vators were used most. They an
swered the demands of older men
for mechanical help to replace en-
ployees called to service. And they
saved the day for younger farmers
in helping them save time for more
important production tasks.
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29

Dramatic your salad greens
by tossing them in a bowl and
giving them a few dashes of
well-seasoned French dressing.
Color may be added to the diff
ferent shades of a green salad
with tomato wedges, carrot
strips or grated hard-cOOked
eggs.
salad bowl with the outside leaves
Of lettuce, and place four lettuce
cups around the center of the
bowl. Fill each one with one of the
vegetables and garnish the center
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29

Scoop out cucumbers and fill with
tuna fish salad Serve with potato
chips. sliced. hard-cooked eggs and
tomato slices.
Fruit salad dessert idea: melon
balls, white grapes. strawberries,
pineapple spears, peach halves and
scoops of sherbet. H.
Cold meat platters may form the
base of a salad. Use summer sau.
sage, liver sausage, baked ham. and
sliced tongue for one platter.
Stretch chicken salad and add in.
teresting flavor to it by using with
half as many cooked sweetbreads
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29
Ladino Clover Produces
Better if Bee-Visited

Ladino clover on which bees
were allowed to work freely pro-
duced 40 times as much seed as
that from which bees were ex-
cluded, according to an experiment
conducted by DR.. H. A. Scullen.
From 100 clover seed heads
worked by bees he obtained 1896
seeds, while from 100 heads
screened against bees he got out
only 365 seeds, or fewer than four
seeds per head.
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29

Ham or chicken may be COM
bined with other salad essentials
to give you delightful main dish
salads for warm days. They're a
wonderful idea for using leftovers.
Ham Mousse
(Serves g.
2 tablespoons gelatin
2H cups bouillOn
2 teaspoons grated onion
211 cups cooked ham, ground
n cup celery, chopped
h cup radishes, sliced
" cup green pepper, chopped
" cup real mayOnnaise
Soften gelatin in one-fourth cup
cold bouillon. Heat to boiling the
remainder Of the bouillon and add
to gelatin mixture. Chill. When be.
ginning to jell, add onion, ham,, Gel
cry, radishes and green pepper.
Fold in real mayonnaise and pour
into a mold Chill until set Un.
mold on platter, garnish with
watercress and radish roses Serve
with mustard mayonnaise, made
by mixing three-fourths cup of real
mayonnaise with one-fourth cup
mustard-with-ho
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29
Spring Meal Salads
Should Be Kept Crisp,
Always Look DeIectobIe
rfAVE YOU ever eaten salads
i i that looked as though they had
been paved over too thoroughly in

SAAC AAAoNAAASA O@S
b q v e t b e y
w a r m e d and
wilted b e ( o r e
r e a C hing the
table?
N o m a t t e r
how good t h e
salad originally
may have been,
IL IL CT, ffar G
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29
LYNN SAYS:
Use these Combinations
For Delicious Salads

Garnishes for a salad add nour-
ishment as well as beauty. Try
some of these: asparagus spears
marinated in French dressing, pa
per thin slices of onion, dipped in
paprika. stalks of endive stuffed
with Roquefort cheese paste. and
grated carrots.
Cream or cottage cheese, add
protein to a meat-shy meal when
mixed with chopped chives and sour
cream. Serve in a lettuce cup.
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29

melon balls. Serve with dressing.
Cottage cheese is the base Of This
next salad, accompanied by green's
and fruits. It's nice to serve Sum
day evening for supper or for
luncheon on a warm day.
Cottage Cheese-Fruit Salad
(Serves g.
/ grapefruit, segmented
2 oranges, segmented
l avocado, pared and sliced
n head lettuce
II head French endive
n bunch watercress
IN cups cottage cheese
Sour cream
FrencA dressing
Marinate fruits in French dress
ing and chill. Toss together all
salad greens in salad bowl and pile
cottage cheese which has been
mixed with sour cream, in center
Of greens.
VARIATIONS: Use tomato wedg-
es in place Of orange segments.
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29

U S e pineapple
S p e a r s a n d
strawberries in
stead Of grape
fruit and avoca-
do. Use fresh
figs a n d ripe
cherries instead
of avocado.
Arizona sun., 1949-04-29
Simple for Seamstress

THIS charming frock is so easy
l. to make, you'll want to sew sew
eral versions in different fabrics.
It buttons down the front, waist
and skirt are in one piece. Note
the handy pocket.
Pattern No. 1871 is a sew-rite pattern
for sizes IA, 16, 18, 20; 40, AZ and A. Size
16, AS yards of 39-inch.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07
Add Lace to Short Slips
To Wear With Long Skirts

IAN my slips are too short" Is
q statement that has often been
made since longer skirts came in.
Wide cotton lace may be sewed
around the hem of any slip 10
lengthen It, says Miss Fern Carl,
clothing specialist. University Of
Illinois college Of agriculture. First
pin or haste lace on slip. Hold lace
slightly full. easing II on so there's
an allowance for shrinkage. II you
have already shrunk the lace, this
won't be necessary. Finish by
stitching the lace on with your ma
chine, or It can be done by hand.
II the hem Of a slip is already
lace trimmed. follow the same
method Of lengthening it-by sew
/, ing lace on lace. II the original
lace trim is scalloped. slide the
straight edged lace up under the
scalloped lace as far as necessary
and stitch in place.
When a slip is too short to be
disable, even with the addition Of
lace. cut II off several inches be.
low the waistline TO use as a CANT
sole top for a petticoat. Hem It and
run elastic through a casing at the
waistline. so it will stay in place
when II is worn.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07
ST. PAUL socIALs

The Comic Book Menace" will
be the title Of the second Halle
Q. Brown Forum to be held Sun
day, Jan. 10. Mckinley school
PTA and the Maxfield school PTA
will be the sponsors Of this dis
cussion.
Mrs. Virginia Mitchell Of Bev-
erly Hills, Calf, recently an
nounced the marriage of her
daughter, Mrs. Agnes KlmboIl, to
Mr.. Enoch Marshall Of st. Paul.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall are at
home at s95 st. Anthony Ave.
Miss Darlene Smith left this
week for her home in Kansas City,
Kans., after spending the holidays
with her cousins, Mr.. and Mrs.
Samuel Davis, 300 N. Avon st.
Miss Smith is a teacher in the
Kansas City, Mo. public school
system.
Mrs. Fred Thomas Of Chicago
spent the holidays with her sister
in-law, Mrs. Emerett Jones, 1921
Rondo Ave. While here she was
present at both Christmas and
New Years family dinners.
Mrs. Sonora Hunter Of Chicago
arrived in the city January to
visit with her daughter and SON
in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. d. Ander-
son. 900 st. Anthony Ave. Mrs.
Anderson recently gave birth to
a baby boy.
Book Club No. met Tuesday,
Dec. 2S, 194s, at the home Of Mrs.
Thomas Hargraves, 96S Iglehart
Ave. Paul Crane reviewed some
of the writings of Mark Twain.
Earl Weber, Jr., left Saturday
night, Jan. 1, for Howard unlver-
sity, where he is a student major
ing in pre-medicine. He spent the
holidays with his mother, Mrs.
Lucille Weber.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07

home Of Mrs. Avis Carter, 41O9
Fourth Ave. So. Some twenty-five
guests presented the bride-to-be
with many lovely gifts. Those
present passed the time away by
playing games. The prizes wGre
won by Mines. Jack Rainey, Hal
lie Nelson, Doris Bowles and Miss
Ruth Pittman. Miss Pittman open
ed the gifts under a beautifully
decorated shower umbrella. All of
the gifts were neatly wrapped by
Miss Mary Turner. The refresh
ments consisted of homemade
cake and coffee. Some of those
who sent gifts but were unable to
attend were: Mines. Thelma Wade,
Mary Johnson, Alva Jones, Max
inc Jones, Jessie Shannon, Wen
dell Jones, Matte Boyd, Alice
Brown, Vassie Perkins and jose
phine Escue and daughters. Miss
Mary Turner, Mines. Halle Ew-
ing, and Avis Carter were host
esses.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Chlldress,
9S7 Aldrich Ave. No, entertained
with a dinner Sunday, January 2.
The guests were: Mrs. Lou Eta
Childress, mother of Mr.. Childress,
Mines. Clara Bowers, st. Paul,
Faye Baldon, Gloria Green, and
Messrs. Herbert Browning, A. ].
Wilkerson and Mr.. and Mrs. Viii
lis Gates.
Mr.. and Mrs. James JacOway,
sol 9Th Ave. No, returned to the
city Saturday night, January l,
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07
SOCIAL & PERSONAL
ST. PAUL

Employees Of the Athletic Club held their Christmas
party Sunday night Jan at the Elk Rest Mrs Marie Sykes
guest of honor Others present the affair the Mines
Irene Jackman Mae Edwards Clarence Taylor Jean Wright
Maggie Jenkins Vrge Lee Washington Lillian Thompson the
Misses Gloria Gilbert DOnnaye Green Dorothy Whitmore
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07

III ait o4A0 + EhllAllu ave.
Mrs. Gloria Green, 723 Emerson
Ave. N, had as her dinner guests
New Years Day, Mrs. Lou Eta
Childress, Lathrop, Mo, Mr.. and
Mrs. Willis Gates and Mr.. A. J.
Wilkerson.
Mr.. Isadore Spencer and Mr..
Marvin Nance, both of New York
City, arrived Christmas Day to
spend the holidays here. Mr.. Spen-
GER visited his sister, Mrs. Tessie
Burt and brother Booker Spencer.
Mr.. Isadore Spencer and Mr..
Nance were entertained at a tur-
key dinner Sunday, December 20
by Mrs. Dolly Berry. His sister
entertained them at a cocktail
party Christmas Day. Those pres
ent were: Mr.. and Mrs. D. w.
Willis, Mrs. Dolly Berry, Misses
Toni Alfred and Sage Primm and
Mr.. Booker Spencer. Mr.. Spencer
and Mr.. Nance left Friday, Dec.
81.
A personal bridal shower was
given for Miss Ruth Pittman on
Wednesday, December 20, at the
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RUTH PITTMAN WEEDS
SIDNEY ANDERSON

Miss Ruth Pittman and Sidney
Anderson were quietly married in
the home Of the bride, 1912 4th
Ave. So, Friday evening, Decem-
Der 81, at 8 o'clock. The best man
was Fred Anderson, brother of
the groom and Mrs. Dorothy
Simms, sister of the bride, was
matron of honor. The bride wore
a grey silk dress with a corsage
of yellow roses. Rev. H. C. Boyd
married the couple. Mr.. Jake Col
Inns took pictures of the ceremony.
After the ceremony, Mrs. o. j.
Thornton, 26O9 Fourth Ave, sister
of the bride, gave a party in her
home. The couple spent several
days in Fergus Falls, the home of
the groom. Miss Pittman is the
daughter of Mrs. Harvey L. Pitt
man, 1912 Fourth Ave. So.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07

They exchanged gifts and had
dinner at the EllIs.
The Charmousetts Social club
entertained with a party Tuesday,
Dec. %, at the home Of Miss De-
loris Walker, 722 w. Central Ave.
Guests present were Lloyd Net
ties, Edward L. Hicks, Herman
Cardell, George Haynes, Frank
Winfield. sylvania Roberts, Thorn
as Copeland, Johnnie Coolidge,
Airline Allison, Ruth Davis, Ethel
Manning, Ruth Manning, Mary
Richards, Margaret Walden, De-
loris Walker, and Charlotte VIII
son.
Mrs. Lillian Edmunds Of Des
Moines, Iowa, spent the Christmas
and New Years holidays with her
daughter and son-in-law, Mr.. and
Mrs. Alfred Williams, 719 Rondo
Ave.
Pfc. Maurice Henderson is now
stationed in okinawa, in the air
force there. He is the son Of Mr..
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SOCIAL & PERSONAL
MINNEAPOLIS
is in Deaconess hos

Mrs Lucille Cooke 230S Fifth Ave So is in DeacOness hos
pital for operation.
The Ladies' Auxiliary of st. Thomas Church celebrated
its Christmas party Wednesday, December 49, home
Mrs Hobart Mitchell On January they invited to be the
luncheon guests of the Ladies Auxiliary Paus Church
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07

from Fort Smith, Ark. and Kan
sas City, Mo-, where they spent
the holidays.
The Cantinas met Saturday
night at the home of their direct
ress, Mrs. Halle Ewing, 4O4S 4th
Ave. So.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vincent Shepherd
entertained some friends at a din
ner New Years Day, in the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Hayes,
3749 Fourth Ave. So, mother Of
Mrs. Shepherd. The guests were:
Messrs. and Mines. Claude Mason,
John Carter and Mrs. T. NJ. Moore.
The DOnfOrjOurs met Wednes-
day, January 5, at the home of
Daisy Mae Cox, 254 18th Ave. S.
at 8 o'clock.
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!Wl WAY S53|f1
- BY NEIL D0DS0n RUSSELL

There only dissenting the Minneapolis v
council gave Casus his liquor Friday The lone
no" vote Edgar Buckley alderman of the Minneapolis
sixth ward. Buckley only mo- but de-
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07

and Mrs. B. F. Henderson, sOe st.
Anthony Ave.
Mrs. Sue williams, ne Rondo
Ave. recently resigned from her
job at the University Of Minneso-
Ia, where she has worked for
three and a half years. Before
leaving, she was given two din
ners, two luneheons and a baby
shower by her fellow workers in
the office.
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07

manded that his vote be recorded
MethinSeth Brother Buckley prOtesteth too much
In fact, his actions throughout the whole license
fight have been such as to arouse considerable
speculation He'd hardly warmed his seat after be-
ing elected to the city council when he announced
that he was all for protecting the Investment" of
the bar operator whose license had been revoked.
When one considers that attorney In BucLIey's
law office was representing Vincent FabeI the bar
owner In question there's room for the nasty little
suspicion that maybe brother B. wasn't quite an
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-01-07
BIRTHDAY
GREETINGS

Minneapolis Birthdays: Jan. IL
Webster Z. Stovall, SSl5 Fourth Ave.
So. Jan. l5-Frank Graham, S4S7
Smelling Ave. So; Mrs. Richard Ses-
sion, 1888 Smelling Ave, Mrs. W. b.
Freeman, 1905 Portland Ave. So;
Jan. l6-Miss L. r. McClelland, 1000
Clinton Ave. So; Jan. l7-MTs. Fern
Helm, 40O9 Fifth Ave. So; James
Parker, 1906 18th Ave. So; Jan. IS
ThOs. Langums, 52S Girard Ave. N;
Jan. l9-Shirley Kyle, 1897 4th Ave.
So.
Out-of-tOwn Greetings: Jan. Is
Wilmoth Bowen, Chicago; Mrs. Dick
Gale, Mound, Mimi; Jan. l7-Vir-
ginia Lee, Kansas City, Mo.
ST. PAUL BIRTHDAYS
Jan. l2-Eloise TOussaint, $50
lglehart Ave; Lois Smith, 3s7 st.
Anthony Ave. Jan. l3-Mrs. Theo-
dore Allen, $50 Iglehart Ave; Pa
tricia Brown, 93l st. Anthony Ave;
Jan. l4-Rita Jean HOlloman. 1853
ST. Anthony Ave; Mrs. Melvin Hen
dersOn, $50 ST. Anthony Ave. Jan.
l6-Mrs. W. Crouch, 7SS Aurora
Ave; Mr.. John Mccoy, 6lS Rondo
Ave; Jan. l7-Mrs. James Rid
deauN, 7O7 RondO Ave; A. w. Jor-
dan, 547 W. Central; Paul Thoma-
son, 1872 st. Anthony Ave; Jan. Is
James Culver, 1883 n. Western Av.;
Jane House, 747 W. Central Ave.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1949-01-07

pAINT this picture with your
needle! A woodland scene that
looks lovely in any room-in nat
ural color; mainly single stitch.
You can frame or just line this beau.
tiful wall panel! Pattern Toll; transfer
of panel Is by 20 inches.
Our Needlework book will show you
how to put your spare moments to good
account. It's only Is cents and has illus
trations of the best designs. A free pat
tern is printed in the book.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1949-01-07

my life-smells of food, smells of
sick people, smells of medicine
but l had Beverley with me and
she was the darling of the place.
Nov, Just as she is reaching an
age when she begins to notice such
things as what other girls have in
the way of home, advantages,
clothes. friends, I have left the hos
pital and taken little cottage with
a woman friend, who is nurse.
go out to daily engagements, wait
ing on table in private homes, or
helping with banquets in the hotels.
l can make from ST to $40 a day.
Last week, and this is why l am
writing you, Zell reappeared in my
life. He is now %, is good-looking
and has a fine job, but is disap-
pointed because after seven years
of marriage he and his wife are
childless.
They Want Beverley.
They both have seen Beverley,
because Zell's niece goes to school
with her. They have watched her
and they want her. l questioned
Beverley about it and she said the
lovely lady gave her some candy
and kissed her.
How he found out about me is
simple, for when Beverley was a
baby | wrote him repeatedly asking
him for help. Now Zell is an engi-
neer in a small company that his
wife's father owns. He cried when
he talked to me and she did, too.
She seems kind sensible woman,
Her sisters and brothers all have
children and she wants mine. And
Zel left a check for me that would
take me from this town, give me a
chance to study architecture, which
is my desire. and open new world.
Shall | take it? l am so torn, so
shaken, so utterly tired of the strug-
gle that l can't decide"
Marie, l think this is the excep-
tional case in which you would be
wise to place the child with her ia
Their and start over. You are so
young sui. So terribly dlolle, W
have met the horrifyIng lnjustices
and responsibilities that have been
thrust on you. The child sounds
self reliant, friendly. independent
and strong And alas. also selfish
and a little hard, even at eight. She
will hold her own. She will be de-
lighted with luxury. the car. the
big house, the cousins. And some
day. well-establshed yourself and
perhaps happily married. you will
be in position to meet your daugh-
Ter again and get from her and her
father one 1.-THE of the gratitude
they owe you.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1949-01-07
KATHLEEN NORRIS
Paying the Piper
Bell Syndicate.-WNU Features.
Bv KATHLEEN NORRIS

"NTINE has been a hard
lVl and bitter experience"
writes Marie Coates from Ok
lahoma, land now at 26 I feel
sometimes as if the simplest
thing to do would be to end it by
my own hand.
"When I was 10, my mother
died." the letter goes on, land my
father Immediately married wom-
an with two sons. We three chill
dren did go to school but our marks
were bad, our clothing was dis
grace and we could have no outside
pleasures because Mile, as called
my stepmother, worked us so hard.
''There was nothing pretty or
easy about our home life. Mile
had houseful of boarders and be-
tween beds, dishes, sweeping, a
dirty coal furnace downstairs,
dirty wood stove in the kitchen,
leaves to rake, wood to chop,
clothes and linen to wash, Harry,
Zell and I never had any stop.
Wanted to Run Away.
"Often we talked about running
away and finally Harry did. But I
never had the courage and Zel and
I grew very fond of each other.
When I was nearly II, Zel enlisted
in the navy and I stayed home to
face the shame and fear of mother
hood. My little girl Beverley is
now eight years old.
my father was killed some
months before she was born and
Mile, to whom he left everything
he had, which wasn't much, threw
me out. I went to the state hospi-
tai and for some years worked there
as one of the dining room girls.
Again there wasn't anything fine in
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1949-01-07
Develop New Devices
As Aids TO the Blind

NEW YORK.-Now a blind man
can thread a needle.
With the latest gadgets he also
can play cards or checkers, go fish,
ing, cook, slice a roast and even
read a slide rule or micrometer.
These devices are on display here
at the headquarters of the Ameri-
can Foundation for the Blind, which
serves as a clearing house for in
formation on all kinds of mechani-
cal aids for sightless persons.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1949-01-07
London Tobacco Shops
Feature Women's Pipes

Some of the more enterprising
London tobacconists have begun
to feature women's pipes of at
tractive design with slender stems
and half-sized bowls. 1t is admit
ted that not many of the new pipes
have been sold, but the shopkeep-
ers reason that if the cigarette
famine continues more women
will turn to pipe smoking.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1949-01-07
For Little Fellows
With Big Colds...

Mother the best-known home
remedy you can use to relieve dis
tress Of his cold is warming, COM
forting Vicks VapoRub. If you rub
1t on at bedtime, it works eDen
1Dlile the child Sleepsl And often
by morning the worst miseries of
his cold are gone. Try it. Get the
one and only Vicks VapoRubl
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NATURES REMEDY CNR) TAB.
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millions of MRS have proved. Get
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UOTEL AND BUSINESS BIOCK

HOTEL AND BUSINESS BLOCK
3-story Steam heated. solid brick building.
housing a hardware, electric d-v goods.
drug stores lodge hall 45-room hotel and
dining room. On two highways close to Coulee
reclamation project, about 60 mes from
Spokane. Price for this big. sold brick
building, successful hotel business and con-
tents $40 500. Reason for selling. illness.
Wire or write
BILL WILKINSON, GEORGE d. FOE co.
Jones Bldg. Tacoma, Washington
St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1949-04-22
In The Spring Time
Mans Fancy Turns to
Golf Clubs and Things!
bY Oscar q. Newman

The housewife bless SOUL really doesn't get praise
due her. especially when Spring arrives During this time she
and Sloan Lnment hand hand for the benefit of the
sOaed stronger namely the male He's the guy who per-
sists in overndugng in strenuous exercises in one lump
after laying dormant all winter.
To get a clear picture of mean, go
middle winter.
drag a days The and
self the He's dead tired that he doesn't
whether make to the dinner table when soups
When dinner time comes sufficiently sprint
kitchen take quick the pots the
then discovers that his wife is the most wonderful woman in the
world" THAT is, 4 is s menu).
He has appetite like European refugee who hasn't eaten for
months until 1.-THE most wonderful woman in the world mentions
policing the dishes His pleasure from good feed zes out
a a spring thaw
piercing WHEY apses into that
bgone his all winter He picks himself
up from the table and "drags" off to bed
The little woman shakes her head
REALLY Of being feet
repeated throughout
great country and will continue as long we have Winter and
But here's pitch really pays
shiny day the wife greeted with human dynamo of pentp energy
great! nothing great
trying kid? What he do all winter He couldn't
heat There wasn't enough between him and the stove
radiator for piece Of paper to through
The next thing the little knows he takes dive into the
storage closet excamng Where in golf clubs tennis
raets fishing rods ?" He isn't particular wants everything
at to do this job up right.
Totally diSregarding Oime warnings like bill you
honey you felt better n" he and his four
months of stored energy stride out of the door,
Hiking into the house. calls three
Of his chrOnIes, and heads for the golf course.
What follows the golf needs explaining
Bill dragging the door of his humble abode
elapsed the bell
literally threshold ws patient
ointment companies have been waiting
patiently through the winter months Their sales viii In
three-fOld during those first Spring weeks.
revenge that isl She
demurey puts weight
would think that old Bill dying from
the groans he emts.
dawnng what this fugitive from Mother Nature
Camounagng better going
Information at her expense
through yet Wait until trys find him the
wndaws yard other
would take the combined help the FBI
But let spring reuvenated
breern and he mysteouy from of nowhere
miracuously "tpop and rarng to
again,
Among steadily being developed
on ali 10
increasing numbers finding out there's
something it. and husbands
going themselves forced home and the lawn
sprinkler going
you drink, you in golf.
He It, what do?
days of camouagng through the winter
playing ALONE through Let's who
wins out