Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1948-07-16
AirVay Unit
Airiings
By Herm Bick

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ers to take time out from play
and see what the news hound ha;
for you.
1t seems our sobbing Bobby
Orwig has hit the headlines again
only this time it has to do witt
his car and not the drill press
Trouble is he thought his cal
was an airplane and he was fly.
ing mighty low through one oi
the suburbs of Toledo when out
of the blue came a blue coat with
a badge and was his face red
Now comes the best part of the
incident which happende at the
j. P's office. The judge asked fol
Mr.. Orwig to stand. This he did
but when the judge saw his size
he was asked to be seated. He
wanted to speak to his dad anc
not the son. So our advice to you
Bob is that you had better grow
up to man size.
At this time your news re-
porter would like to ask your
cooperation in trying to elm
mate accidents around the
shop. This applies especially to
the steel stock room. If you re-
call the incident that happened
in one of the shops recently
of a person losing his life by
taking short cut to his work,
this can easily happen here, but
also can be avoided if you
will only stay out of this room.
The only persons allowed in it
are the ones assigned to han
die the steel. Please give this
your utmost attention. Thank
you.
Who makes coffee stronger thar
kick-a-boo juice? Nobody but
Big Al. What happened to the
coffee pot is hard to say. but
what they tell me about the
strength of the coffee would
make superman piker. You
had better take some lessons in
brewing before you attempt il
again Al.
Who are the best fishermen ir
the Burtscher family? Jack Jr. il
you don't want to be embarrassed
take them out again some time
and show them what you car
catch, otherwise we will have to
think they are.
1t seems the pigeon jockeys
are at it again. This time between
Len of Inspection and Lefty o1
the Mixer Line. Len says that a
Belgium Homer is better than q
loft full of Hollanders. How about
that Lefty?
A little verse was given to
me the other day, which ! think
carries lot of weight. 1t goes
like this. Scandal peddlers do
not amount to much and are
agitatOrs. They are extermin-
ators, they add to gossip
sharpen up the excitement and
paint things worse than they
actually are. No one believes
them, and they are community
wreckers, sabOteurs of char
acter and scavengers of So
clety. This little verse should
be taken to heart by a few peo-
pie around the shop. Don't look
at other people and wonder If
they are. Take look at your
self or better still ask your
self this question, Am l one
of these people.
1t seems that Dept. 9 has more
elections than the government.
What the results are or what it
is held for can only be told by
them. They even get down to re-
counts, so they must be close.
They also have a three star gen.
eral by the name of Don some
body Couldn't be Macdonald
could it?
Our own Alva Cochran has the
best definition for a popcickle. 1t
is drip caught in a draft. We
wonder if that is what she does
to make them, or is that the way
they are made.
Well it seems that Carl and
Dick are on the move again.
to this time boys? They
tell us that our guess is as good
as theirs. They also informed us
that the wheels will be left on
the tables so if, in the very near
future, they move again all their
work will not have been in vain.
Right boys?
Some people have their alarm
clocks at home but Dave Warner
had better put one in his car so
ne will be able to wake up when
he gets to work. What hppened
% him last week in the parking
ot shouldn't happen to dog. We
also think the same as you do
Dave.
Certain rumors around the
shop are getting a little bit nasty,
the one about Herm
3ick of Dept. II. 1t has been stat
ID that he is instructing people
If his Dept. to do things a little
IN the anti-union side. If you
lave anything to say concerning
his matter please tell it to my
ace and not behind my back,
hen If it is so I will gladly agree