St. Paul recorder. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1948-01-02


comfort well eye-appeal None
of these peanut-sized booths has wriggle
in inch by inch if he doesn't to whisk
the steak, tableclOth along the powder
room with There would be for fat s. -
tall men, and hippy get Spilled in comfort
without spiling the lap of the dowager at
the table. There would be enough illumination
bottom of the check but not
the civic fathers would have p,,ss,
to worry about his blonde babe standing out like NELL ~
Christmas
I'd HE myself to Manhattan Chicago
pretty hair mouths and the knowhow
had happened until after they'd paid the check Id scout around
found staff sepa mattresses ranging all the from hectic high
smooth ebony the gals into the kind of uniforms
that fit right in the right places.
play the kind of that let's hear
the table but still make with the jump and
And the floor show brother that floor
show In the hoofng department I'd sign acts like the tall tan
Atkins
the sensational Miller Brothers and Lois whn sensational
using loosely like these and publicity hawks
around polished Frances; incompatible
Nicholas department I'd the
Billy Arthur Simpkns the versatile
Billy Esne that little Snowman Thema Carpenter the
fastcomng Vaughn Luche Murphy she the
baby special I'd the
lovely Lena Horne the and only Ella Fitzgerald the Topotch
King Cole Spots variety
sign up hefty They're weight
there would be the smooth
Delta Rhythm Boys to send the ravng
rantng comedy hilarious Jimmie
Lastly I'd hire producer Larry
Steele get the show together and let him bring on some the
lovely girls honeys trained in
Rockette The first fall of would be fined
hunk salary that would teach her keep her dogs n
The Cities would be rocking and Keeling because that kind
of talent doesn't these Chats why need cool
$5OOOOO) while of the in with
band but they beat from hitting the road they only half
put a show.
My night have two policies: First,
open public, anybody like cosmopolitan
could second employee who mixed with
the would his railroad fare back to home basebu
fast
Last couple big boys who'd to
letting his liquor the best of his
MONTHS I'd either night spot
the scrambng to put little color into their shows
To George Jensen chairman city
ager of Nash Kevnaor you jensen your very
off give boost struggling scribe helps far than you
know.
column that will please the white readers
culud
those cuud brethren who don't know nOhn about nOthn
because they think they already know it all, anyhow.
To my mail least every six months.
To 5000 copies my book, Brother Prejudice
Showing pedde push-cart and
a baseball bat for persuasion.
before climb aboard street
that won't have tumble fancay the debris said
purse while the conductor gowers
To find out why Hollywood movie scout hasn't signed Gordon
the the Daagh Alrich show (Wow Talk about
Tyrone POwerD
To write producer soap opera of My
Dreams" CHS (WCCO) inquire longer such
trash is o be inflicted onto helpless listeners.
To scrbbe Chicago Charlie
my coumns although Cayon
the Pittsburgh Courier easing good place
To contact somebody who knows Jackie Robinson of the
Dodgers ask the somebody Jackie athletes
have usually been notorious aOps in show business let's have
theatre tours, please.
To call Cedric Adams and tell him the only weight
cultivate will powerwh which looks like neither of
u 5 overly gifted.
To to reminding the ladies the
Lord helps those who help themselves. III they haven't for the
Stairway Sardom" show whose fault is tH)
To tell Will Jones of the Minneapolis Tribune that his radio
knocks out.
To order WLOL disc jockey posies
a week keeping his the
spruce up the reminder