Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1948-10-08

speakers table protested lady hadNElL RUSSELL
already disappeared hair Swy the neck Of dress
slipping my nail polish was Clipped
Calm down relax" Muriel Humphrey said She
sound simple and had felt messy because wearing
black dress grey Then noticed
dress and beanie although I'll admit hers not in the
dlApdated Of mine She likes bCSnes Now
wives wouldn't dare beanie luncheon where they
be Of the speakers I'd like add that Mira Humphrey looks
charming in beanie ladies do in John FrederiekS
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talk banquet green peas She
said she's living until elections She's not
making plans anticipating anything Whatever happens she's
ready accept
imagine Mayor IS quiet peaceful
days sheet metal factory cyclone Some would be
bundle of Not Mrs She's friendly thoroughly kssho
with unCompcaed PoSc that females would give
their eye teeth to possess comes from being herself and not
affecting the lady the public
often resort 10 She's just plain, downright nice,
IT'S always Interesting 10 meet the women behind the men
read about and hear about We ought know about
them After ALL they're pretty important people.
The boss OF
tive readers lie needn't The "MaGe put drawers
into the category things people talk about polite The
gal In the Aim always losing the library the skating
rink on the dance floor
Actually the only really did way
back when was attending Bryant Junior high school Those
the days OF the old white
in pair Of mine a straight the hold them
The slipped and boomers fell oH right in the front
hall OF the school as we were changing classes To make worse
the principal Of the school standing talking visitor few
feet pumph teacher by the Of Miss Case grabbed
me and pushed me behind her.
Step them. child with you" Miss
said had been walking down the hall with Lorenn Wells Suthern
who kept RICH, walking II she didn't know When
remind her uf that she she doesn't
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Everybody least tale lady losing her lingerie
It's always good for laugh girl class tclevon school
former professional dancer lost hers the middle Of
dance number
dropped the lobby Northwestern Building
during the Tho husband Of another tells
about the time he and his wife standing line waiting for
loop Sunday The wfes paneS
slipped down with whooSh She stopped down picked them
and calmly them into her while the mortified husband
looked for table crawl under Another regulars has
lulu Of about how nooty cashier In restaurant where
he worked around upaEnG the Of the employees She
went Go the kitchen day Of coffee Just
crossed the kitchen her pantes fell of The short order cook
big ribald fellow beloved Hey Mildred You lost your
drawe The kitchen had mysteries while the upStage cashier
fed her face beet red leaving the pans decorating the noo
quit the couldn't take the kidding
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Presidential candidate Tom Dewey isn't on ground
Warrington In federal
Right under Mr. Dsweys mouStache In his
New York communist has pr0pored and
spread tensces the Of the country It's estimated thSi
Of the today conferred
Madison Square Garden been the
Of the largest communist front rallies In the nation Tho head
quarters d the connie front organizations New
ShOo publications ETC. the
help but Of their existence II be
how DO critical Of events Washington where the
pinkos much subtle and esEsy7
Many reds their foothod during the war
be ally Of and much
Rsmsmbsr You can't call ally and and
the door In his face A. least can't do
and be consistent
eomnuniS, In his Country put roU.
the for the housekeeping Nov York City
and New York where wade through three deep