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The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14
GoRDoN's NEW STORE ON SOUTH SIDE FRONT ST.

Gordon's new store building, which was built by Howard Green, has ben moved 10 its location on the south side of Front Street, next to The Hut"
 The new store will have more space for the fast-growing shoe business, says Gordon Osborne. owner, and will be open on Mon day.
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14
Friday. May l<. ls<e.
MRS. H. F. HARPER RETURNS AFTER VISIT IN FAIRBANKS

Mrs. H. F. Harper, who has been visiting in Fairbanks for a few days with friends and relatives returned with Wien's on yester- days plane. She had the thrill of watching from her hotel window in Fairbanks, the movement of the tripod in the Cinema River, as it wavered and moved out from shore.
 Mrs. Harper witnessed her niece, Marvel Allen, daughter of MT. and Mrs. Cliff Allen, preside at the installation ceremony of the Rainbow Girls, which she says was a beautiful and impressive ceremony performed without a flaw.
 She was a guest at the Elk's Mothers Day party which she enjoyed very much. She met many
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14
FATHER McDwYER WILL HOLD SERVICES HERE

Army Chaplain, Father Me Dwyer, chief of Alaska Chaplains, will arrive in Nome today to con- duct services at the St. Joseph Catholic Church.
 It is reported that Chaplain McDwyer will soon be replaced and will be transferred to the States. He will be succeeded in Alaska by a Lutheran Chaplain.
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14
WALT DOWD JOINS DAD IN THE ACS OUTFIT HERE

Walter DoWd, son of MT. and Mrs. w. J. Dowd of Nome, has joined the Signal Corps here. He was in the signal department in the Navy during the war.
 His dad is a sergeant in theACS.
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14
JACKIE WEBB IN HOSPITAL HERE WITH PNEUMONIA

Jackie Webb, small son of MT. and Mrs. Richard Webb, was taken to the Army Hospital with pneu- monia yesterday morning, but he is reported getting along nicely today.
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14
MRS. RALPH COOK VISITS WITH MOTHER IN CANDLE

Mrs. Ralph Cook and small son left for Candle yesterday for visit with Mrs. Cooks mother, Mary Buck, before returning to her home, in McGrath.
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14

tinue to be more jobs, more pay, and more security as wen as op- portunity for all.
The Nome nugget., 1948-05-14

NomeiteS in Fairbanks.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
COLLISION REPORTED

Autos operated by Margaret
Perry and Edward w. Carr figured
in a minor collision at the corner
of Madison and Third streets,
Sunday.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
Hits 256 Single
In Travelling Loop

Rolling with Swans in the
Travelling league here Sunday, Lou
Engler bowled the top score of the
early season when he hit the pins
for 256 single game. Lou also
had 653 for three. Mike Drus-
backy, however, was high for three
with Gel, and had one game for
245.
Swans were on top for two
games of three bowled with the
league-leading Kastan jewelers., of
Ashland, and the "pond-swimmers"
came through with 1891 actual
pins in this non-handicap series,
nine short of the precious 5000
actuals.
p. c. Candy won two games here
Sunday from Penzoil Oils whose
teepees stick up in Fremont. Watts,
Of the Penzoils had a three-game
total Of COS for high. Stan Ko-
walczk knocked over 5S8 for three
games.
Clinton Mems Wear copped one
game in a series with Haven's
Marine Sales at Fremont. p. Rea-
room, of the Marine Sales, was
high bowler with three-game to-
tai of 579.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24

other birds nests, allowing hel
young to be reared by foster par
ents. considering prices, she
amt so dumb).
Persons desiring reprints of
"Scat-Tales" on the finest quality
linen paper, neatly bound in gen.
uine imitation leather, are advis-
ed not to forward twenty-five cents
in stamps or coins. No such re-
prints are available.
Greet your Cat-tail committee
workers with couple bucks (and
we don't mean objections either).
They are donating their time, as
well as money, to help make this
more beautiful town for all of
us.
We even are glad to get dirt
talready dug). The Standard Pro-
ducts and Dave Gerner have al
ready donated several loads.
Fashion Note: Cat-tails will be
the featured trim in women's hats
this faIl. Madame Mimi, of New
York, announces the best variety
for this purpose grows wild in
the Perry street marshes.
Who will be elected "Cat-Tail
Queen" and preside over the down.
town festivities October /?
The passenger pigeon became
extinct when the last survivor died
in the Cincinnati Zoo in 1914.
Mse Hesselbart, museum curator,
will gladly welcome the last sur
viving cat-tail in our local mu-
scum.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
MANY EVENTS
ARE BOOKED FOR
0. H. FESTIVAL
Parade Is Scheduled For
Third Day of Annual
County Event

OAK HARBOR-A full slate OF
acts which have headlined severa
of the major state fairs in the
midwest this summer will be star,
red at the Oak Harbor Fall Fan
and Festival, October 6, z and g.
il was announced today by Cy
Franck, supervisor of fair activ-
tiles.
First day of the fair will be de-
voted to cbildrens' activities. Fea-
ture will be the annual Riddles
Pet Parade, an event which draws
Youngsters and their pets from all
over the county.
Junior fair day, a joint All and
FFA effort, will see the dedica-
ton of the new All livestock
building in Veterans Memorial
Park, steer, dairy cattle and poul-
try Judging events, major steer
sale and a representative agricuI-
tural exhibit at the Oak Harbor
Armory.
Third day of the fair will fea-
ture the Grand Parade, an event
which in past years has drawn
floats from all areas of the county.
Twenty-Five all-Ohio high school
bands have been invited to take
part in the event.
The Oak Harbor Fall Festival,
an annual event for more than a
decade, serves as the unofficial
fair for Ottawa county.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
EOD Will Hire Men
Subject To Draft

ERIE ORDNANCE DEPOT -
This installation will continue to
hire men who are subject to the
draft under provisions Of the Se-
lective Service Act as long as
there exists the present urgent
need for mechanical workers here,
it is announced by Colonel ]. E.
McInerney, commanding officer.
Contrary to rumors stating other
wise, this depot will employ all
these young men who show proper
qualifications and training, Col.
McInerney emphasizes.
Automatic re-instatements rights
to unemployment, with all periodic
pay increases and promotional
privileges accruing to his credit
during his absence, are assured
permanent federal employees who
are called into military service
under the Selective Service Act of
1948.
At the present time, there are
approximately so employees at this
depot who are eligible to be called
into military service, and Of this
group, the majority hold proba-
tional-permanent civil service
status, assuring them of their jobs
here on their return from active
duty.
Employees with temporary-in-
definite appointments, while not
edigible for the same reinstatement
rights Il permanent employese will
be given preference for jobs here
if there are openings and if the de-
pot is permitted at that time to
hire temporary employees.
All men who are hired under
temporary-indefinite appointments
are converted to probational-per-
manent appointments as quickly
as necessary requirements are met,
usually a period of from six to
eight weeks, it is explained.
Although federal agencies have
no provisions for a cash bonus fol-
employees furloughed into military
service, all federal employees dc
receive lump sum payment fol
their unused, accumulated annual
leave, which amounts to an aver.
age Of $40 per month.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
SCAT TALES

127,87S6 visitors drove down
Perry street this year, unaware
that we have beautiful lake
front on the other side of the
"bull-rushes".
II you don't think clothes make
a difference, try going without
them.
We're advising all liquor manu-
facturers that we have a beauti-
full crop of cat-taiis here. The
stems are used in whiskey kegs
between stays.
Emily Post says it amt proper
to chew tobacco while mashing
potatoes for company.
y
How do Dewey and Truman
stand on Cat-tails?
II hot air was music, lot Of
US would make a swell brass band.
Lem Lunk says that he would
be glad to pay taxes on the cat
tails in his front yard, except that
it. amt "feesable".
Port Chnton-the heart of Va
cationland, the city Of cat-tails.
Fall-the beautiful time of the
year, is at hand. Seize the first
opportunity and if you can "seize"
your way clear, take a tramp, or
any other agreeable companion in
the woods.
After we dispose of the cat
tails, We should tackle the prob
lem of getting a place for the Boy
Scouts.
Sure we've met objections on
cleaning out the cat-tails, but
most P. c. people want a city to
which they can point with pride.
And it's Erie Garden folks that is
making the biggest noise to clean
them up.
Remember prohibition when we
made beer? How we would bub-
BILE away the malt, hops, and
yeast, bottle it, store it in the
basement and then hurry and
drink it before it all blew up.
Henry Cowgirl reports a supply
Of cat-tails soaked in kerosene
should always be kept handy for
use as emergency torches in case
of power failure. 127 of the
torches will be in the parade Oct.
1st.
The cuckoo lays her eggs in
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
Walsh Made Kroger
Meat Merchandiser

Transfer of William Walsh,
kroger meat rnerchandiser in the
Chicago area to meat merchan.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24

ATTENDS DISTRICT MEET
Supt. ID. ID. Sims attended a
meeting of school superintendents
If the Northwestern Ohio district
at Sylvania, Tuesday.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
Monday Night Loop
Gets Underway

The Monday Night Handicap
league got underway this week and
the following scores were made:
p. c. American Legion 3; SANS
Economy 0; American Legion Post
113 won 3 games; Matthews Boats
0; Johnson's Light House 3; p. G..
Marine 0; Browns Boats 3; Lano
Construction 0; Mizener-Drynan 3;
L. S. Dairy 0; Kiwanis 2; N. o.
Maytag 1; Odd Fellows 2; Ma
sons /; City Bakery 2; Burt's
Store /.
High scores were few and here
are the better ones: M. Lundgard
245; l.. Engler 234; Bob Wahlers
223; G. Mezla 209. The Odd Eel
lows got 1859 total pins.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
Mizener Hdwe.
Wins 3 In Opener

The House League started the
season at the Clinton Recreation
alleys with the following results:
Mizener Hdwe. won 3 from Lake
Shore Dairy; City Bakery won 2
from Burts Store, Odd Fellows
won 2 from Masons, Kiwanis won
2 from Maytag.
High games We're rolled by NJ.
Lundgard, 245; l.. Engler, 234, and
X. Wahlers, 223. Scores were ex-
ceptionally low for the opening
night.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
Bound To Jury
In Stabbing Case

Calixto Gonzales, Mexican
worker, who has been living in
Danbury township, was bound to
the grand jury under $500 bond
when arraigned in Justice f. c.
Brough's court last Thursday night
on a charge of cutting or stabbing
with intent to wound or kill. He
is held in county Jail in default of
bond.
The charge resulted from a stab
bing episode on Sept. 3 when Con
zales is said to have inflicted a
hand wound, necessitating hospital
ization, to his nephew, Raymon
Flores.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24

The cuckoo lays her eggs in
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
v. F. ". NOTES
BY Virgil Gordon

The following Post 2480 mem
bers were in the V. +. w. firing
squad at the rites for the O'Brier
brothers: Howard Behlman, Justir
Dehring, Larry Glasco, Virgil Cor,
don, Joe Oravec, Wayne Shepherd
Melvin Taylor and John Wozniak,
Jr. National and post colors were
carried by Don Williams and
Charles Tunnel, and Fritz Wozniak
and Phil Simmons were color
guards.
The firing squad commander
wishes to thank the squad for
turning out for practice and for
its good showing on Saturday.
However, practice will still be
needed to keep up the good work.
Any post member who is not a
squad member or an alternate and
wishes to be on the squad, please
turn in your name, address and
phone number to any squad mem
ber. These rites proved that the
various veterans organizations can
and will work together and do a
good job. Incidentally, it is the
opinion of this writer that Colleen
Clark, of American Legion Post
113, is a very good bugler.
Plans are being made for a dance
later this fall to be sponsored by
the Post and Auxiliary. Justin
Dehring and Mrs. Halstead are CO.
chairmen, assisted by Howard Behl-
mer, Ruth Brach, Ray Behlmer
and Mrs. Lefevre.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
Tips For Buying
Winter Clothing

With use of common sense, a
sense of beauty, and a sense of
fashion, the women who are shop
ping for new clothes should get
good results, says Betty Lou
Spaulding, home demonstration
agent.
These are some important ques-
tions shopper might ask herself
before deciding on a new fall coat
or suit:
Does it do something for me-?
Is it liveable and suited to my ac-
tivities? What do | see behind the
seams? Do | want it very much :?
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24

area. Walsh joined the food firm
in Chicago in 1926. He was made
a district manager in 1910, and
meat merehandiser In the COM
pany's Terre Haute branch in
l946. He was transferred to Chi
cago in 1947.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24
NO DRIVERS LICENSE

Christopher Mailer, Danbury,
was cited by police Sunday night
for driving without a drivers Ii
cense He posted $25 bond for ap-
pearance in mayors court on Sep
tember %.
Ottawa County news. (Port Clinton, Ohio) 1931-1956, 1948-09-24

diser for the 81
Kroger stores
in the Toledo
area, has been
announced by
Carl Fuller,
Kroger branch
manager.
Walsh su c.
c e e ds r a d
Scott who was
recently pro-
NOTED to meat
merchandiser
f,s 49, rAk.~:k
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Funny Stuff?
Inflated Receipts

NHEN theatrical managers get
w together to talk about their
"stupendous successes" there is al
ways a bit of harmless deception
attempted in the matter of box
office receipts. The late William A.
Brady very 'cleverly provided for
this exercise by instructing his
travelling managers to add $500 to
the true sum when they telegraphed
him the box-office revenues. Thus,
a $1,000 house appeared as 300
on the telegram he showed his COM
petitors.
One night manager wired:
"Theater burned last night. No
performance. Receipts, $780,"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

A corpulent lady stepped on the
scales outside a small-town drug
store, not knowing they were out of
order. The indicator stopped at rs
pounds,
An inebriated gentleman emerged
at that moment from the corner
tavern. He looked at the lady and
then at the weight indicator.
"My gosh," he marveled, "she's
hollowl"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Governors Congratulate Mack

A book containing letters of con-
graduation from the Governors of
48 States was presented to Connie
Mack on his recent completion of
48 years as manager of the Philadel-
phia Athletics. The book was pre-
pared and given to the 85-year-old
veteran of baseball by Philadelphia's
Mayor, Bernard Samuel.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

Dunking doughnuts is Sober
Hopkins favorite morning pastime
-. and for q long time Ma Hopkins
has been trying to break him of the
habit. Feels it sets bad example
for the children.
So one morning she puts a heavy
frosting Of chocolate on the dough-
nuts {. figuring that will stop him.
Sober thinks it over for a while and
then: Dunk! Taste? Smile!! And
Sober compliments the missus on
the lovely mocha flavorl
guess there1l always be two
schools of thought: to dunk or not
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

pounds of parcels, an increase Of
227 percent over the previous year,
were handled. Revenue rose 26.4
percent, climbing from 100000,
the 1947 "take," to $19,965,OOO
Continued on Page 81
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

Mother, dear" said the recent
bride via telephone, would you and
dad and junior like to come over
for dinner next Sunday?"
"We'd love to, darling" replied
mamma. "Should l bring anything
along?"
WELL" sighed the brand-new
housewife, eff you want to, you
could take along a roast and some
gravy and baked potatoes"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Election SideIight

'Please send me my apson t. bal
lard. l am unable to be home to
vote" Clerks in the Voters Regis
tration Bureau at Seattle, Wash,
knitted their brows over this re-
quest, sent them by a seaman tenn
porarily living in San Francisco.
But they finally figured it out. They
mailed the man an absentee voters
ballot.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
To Ask Additional Billion

Foreign aid officials are planning
to ask Congress for an extra $780,
100000 to carry the Marshall Plan
through April, May and June of next
year. The $5,O55,OOO,OOO appropria-
ton for European recovery will have
been exhausted by the end of March
twelve months after the start of the
program-an ECA spokesman esti-
mates.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Parcel Post Business Boom

Uncle Sans parcel post system did
well for itself this past year, both in
volume of business and in money
taken in. During the 12-month per-
iod ended in June, 6,O85, 100000
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
MIXED MetabbOr

The plumber with his bag of
tools rang the dOOrbell. Little
Jimmy came to the door and
asked him what he wanted.
81 came to fix the old tub i'm the
Kitchen" said the plumber.
"Hey, Mom," yelled Jimmy,
"here'S the doctor to see the
cook"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
AirIift Cost $Ss5,OOO Daily

1t costs in the neighborhood of
$385,000 day to operate the Ber-
lin airlift, an Air Force spokesman
reports, pointing out that this ex-
penditure is only for the air oper-
alton and does not include costs to
the Army, which handles supplies
to and from the planes, nor the ac-
tual cost of the supplies themselves.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Advertisement
To Dunk or
Not TO Dunk?

to dunk. But from where I sit, it's
a matter of personal choice and
taste-like some folks prefer beer
to cider, ale to beer. And the less
we criticize those differences of
taste, the better.
In fact, Ma Hopkins got so Curl
GUS about the flavor of chocolate
covered doughnuts dunked in coffee,
that she tried it herself. Now
you've guessed it-she's daily
bunker, too!
@be MA4e
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

A little girl was proudly showing
her playmate her new home.
"This is my daddy's den," she
said. docs your daddy have a
den?"
''No," was the answer, che just
growls all over the house."
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
World Wide Briefs
OF The Past Week
Noted Composer Is Dead

The celebrated Austrian compos-
er, Franz Lehar, whose lifting opera
music is known and sung throughout
the world, died recently at the age
of rs. 'The Merry Widow" was
possibly his most famous musical
composition.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Poor Spelling

FUOF SpeIIIMB
81 can never forgive her." said
the professor as he read the note
left by his daughter explaining that
she was clipping with a local boy.
why, dad, we did the same
thing" replied the mother reprov-
ingly.
II know, dear; but you didn't spell
'elope' with two rs," sadly replied
the professor.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

Miss Mary Bowers, of the Wash
ington County Board of Education,
spent Monday at the school here
testing the hearing of the first, thirG
and fifth grades, and in most cases
she found the children's hearing
normal
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

But whatever the name, America
owes it much. For our most valuable
natural resource lies in the ambition
and the initiative of Americans such as
Butch.
Free enterprise-and hard work
will bring Butch and his bike together.
They are what built America and the
American way of life. No nation on
earth has found satisfactory substitute
for that combination.
A--eries's Electric Light end Power co~'s"ie'
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
What's in a Namei

What's in q Manner
81 wish you boys wouldn't call me
Big Bill"
"Why?"
These college names stick and
I'm studying to be a doctorl"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11

special program, and will enjoy {
half holiday this afternoon.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
RuinatiOn

"Poor man, he was ruined by
untold wealth."
s'How?"
sHe didn't tell about it in his
income tax report"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Leitersburg News


annual Thank offering Service on
Sunday evening at 7:30 p. M, when
Mrs. William Hartle, president of
the society, presided, and a generous /
offering was received.
Mrs. Schlotterbeck, of St Johns
Lutheran Church, was guest speaker,
and prayer was offered by the Rev.
Luther Miller, of Hagerstown. Scrip
ture verses were read by various
members.
Two Hagerstown members of the
society, the Misses Mary and Ma
tilda Miller were present for the
service.
Services will not be held this
Sunday at the Lutheran Church
here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Martz, Par
amount, were guests of Mr. and Mrs.
Daniel Bell on Sunday evening
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Bell and chill
dren, accompanied by Miss Mary
Poe, spent Thursday evening at the
home of Mr.BelPs parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Joseph Bell in Ringgold.
Mrs. Norman Stoneham recently I
returned home after attending the
Baptist Church Convention in Bal
timore.
Mrs. Milton Bloom is still a pa
tient at the Johns Hopkins Hospital
in Baltimore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Brown, of
Waynesboro, are announcing the
arrival of a son. Mrs. Brown was
formerly Miss Louise Smith.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Hartle, of Wash
ington, D. c., are announcing the
arrival of a son, Daune Rexford
Hartle. Mr.. and Mrs Hartle were
visited over the week end by their
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Rexford
Hartle, of Leitersburg.
Miss Mary Poe was hostess to the
following guests at dinner at the
Rose Bowl Tea Room in Hagerstown
on Sunday: Mr.. and Mrs. Grafton
Mason and Lieut. Rothwell Mason
DR.. Evelyn and DR.. Clifford Luke,
and Mrs. Mae Chopper and Miss Nell
Chopper.
The Leitersburg PIT. A. held an
executive meeting at the school on
Monday evening at 800 o'clock,
with Weldon Whetzel representing
the Leitersburg School.
Due to Armistice Day, the regular
meeting of the Association has been
postponed until Thursday, November
10.
Eugene Boward, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Preston Boward, has returned
to Terre Haute, Ind, where he is
taking a special course.
Mr.. and Mrs. Boward expect to
move into their new home along
the Chewsville Highway in the near
future.
Mrs. Marshall Stoner has been
confined to her home here for sew
eral days, due to illness.
Mrs. Joseph Dagenais, who form
erly resided here and now lives at
Fountain Head Heights, Hagers-
town, recently returned from South
Carolina, where she spent two weeks
with her mother, Mrs. Hit.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Smith, Lett
ersburg- Hagerstown Highway, spent
the past week end in Virginia visit
ing Mrs. Smiths parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Griffin and their four
children left here early in Septem-
Der, having purchased a home in
Oklahoma, and report, through let
tiers, that they like it very well.
Mrs. Griffin was the former Miss
Esther Brown, daughter of Mrs.
Cora Brown.
The Leitersburg School celebrated
Armistice Day this morning with a
Advertisement 1
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1948-11-11
Making the Grade

Student-I answered every ques-
ton correctly. Why didn't get 200?
Professor-You had period up
side down.