The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1948-05-10
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LUMBER NEWS

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Teacher: If / had four potatoes
for five boys, how could ! divide
them evenly?
Willie Mash them.
Are you tired of the wind
blowing your roof off? Then try
a locked-on shinale. Our Tite.
On shingle is a complete double
coveraqe roof. 1t is heavier than
thick butt, and the lower portion
is locked down so the wind can
not lift its up. Costs very little
more.
Sign in a cocktail bar
Our cocktails make you see
double and fell single.
If you have wallpaper you
wish removed and don't like the
muss and fuss of a steamer try
the latest addition to our paint
line--a liquid Wallpaper remov-
er. You brush it on and, presto
peel the paper off.
What this country needs is a
good five cent nickel
The latest addition to our mill
equipment is large 42inch
drum sander. We're now able to
sand material in a fraction of the
former time it took. The saving
is yours.
Johnny came home from school
with q note fr o m his teacher
which read: Please give Johnny
a oath. He smells bad.
Johnny's mother sent note
to the teacher saying: Johnny
amt no rose. Learn him, don't
smell him.
ALUMINIUM S " CRIMP
ROOFING is in stock in all
lengths and at very reasonable
prices Be assured there has been
a definite improvement in the
composition of this material from
the first which came out as war
surplus. Used with special alum
inum nails we believe il makes
an excellent metal roof. No pos
sible rustinq out.
A lot of presidential timber is
is lot of bark.
High quality. low cost-that's
the rare combination you get in
Texolite. Made by The United
States Gypsum Co. IT is a dur
able. washable all resin paint
that you thin with water. An
excellent choice of colors and we
have them all in stock including
deep tones for mixing your own
custom colors if you so desire.
IncidentlY all paints bought from
us are thoroughly mixed on our
electric paint conditioner before
being taken out. This is a defin-
ite time saver to you and will
make a better job. So far too we
have been able to maintain a
good stock of Pittsburgh high
quality outside white paint.
The pastor of an impoverished
parish in the hills wrote often to
his bishop for aid, until the bish-
op demanded an eni to such APP
peals. For a time there was no
correspondence and then one day
the bishop received a letter, say
ing: This is a report, not an
appeal. / have no pants
NO. / xxx WOOD SHING-
LES are now in stock. We also
have quantity of gray stained
shingles we are closing out al
$500 per bundle. Excellent for
side walls or high quality roof.
First Burglar: Someone's
knocking at the door. What will
we do?
Second Burglar: Wen have to
it,Y,oYN n1lI nf thn Nyir11nyy
First Burglar: But we're on the
18th floor of this hotel.
Second Burglar: This is no
time to be SuperStitiOuS.
A NEW LUMBER WARE
HOUSE 56xl00 NEARING COM
PLETION will enable US to store
100 percent of all our lumber in
side out of the weather. Much of
it has now been moved inside and
the rest will follow in a few days.
a definite and long needed i'm
provement.
Lodge Member: We're having
a rattle for poor widow. Will
you buy a ticket?
Non Member: Nope, my wife
wouldn't let me keep her if l won.
HIGH QUALITY ASPHALT
ROOF PAINT with asbestos fib-
ers in it is in stock at S2.40 per
five-gallon can. This has proved
so satisfactory that is has brought
repeat customers for several
! years
Money no longer talks-it just
goes without saying.
We now have 4 new ELEC-
TRIO MOISTURE GAUGE to
! test the moisture content of any
| lumber. We use ii on all umber
used in our mill and test sample
lots OF incoming cars. We can
now prove the drYness of all
lumber and invite you. our good
customers. to demand its use
from our personnel.
That waiter is either fool or
a humorist."
Whats the matter?"
Il ordered extract of beef and
he brought me a glass of milk"
WE HAVE GOOD FIR AND
YELLOW PINE BARN SIDING
in all lengths and several grades.
Priced right.
A negro applied to an employ
ment agency for job.
There's a job open at the
Eagle Laundry" he was told,
DO you want that?"
Il dunno, boss, if / could 10 it,
the Negro replied, " l amt never
washed an Eagle"
WOOD GRAINED PLASTER
BOARD in either mahogany or
knotty pine finish is now in