Smyrna times., 1948-02-12
\ THE
Smyrna A
BRIEF CASE
by Bob Bell

THE WISE GUY SECTION: AS wit drawls to
other while discussing of elses gal
fran She angerine that's been left out in the rain
nght who looked into the jukebox to see
what was playing the teevson jay Lasse got off
good Stills Emporiam not long ago. Sc says They
have type poison out aipane poison One drop
and your dead" Now DR.. Harry Emerson Fosdck
really According to him, The atomic bomb is here
to stay important question is whether we human be-
ngs are stay too!He has something there 1t is
often said that only percent the human think an
percent think they think and the rest would rather
die than think!-Could be-.
From 'qIEwswEEK"- February o.. picking up cigar
butts said Japanese broacast last week. deporaOe
However, there is no law against it.
every action Japanese life however deporabe is per-
formed according radio therefore laid down these
rules How to pick up cigarette butts:
do not pick up butt is still lying by person
who threw away-especay thrower from over there
(Amerca) Might have hand stepped on
"2-Do not stand gathering from there as
if waiting throw cigarette might not CO.
operate
"s-Make sure cigarette is out Otherwise might burn
pocket"
THE HUSTLE AND BUsTLH SCENE: Jack Walker do
ing the spots Maryn Ronson these mites Same with
young Jim Turner Piper Speaking of Turner he
Knotts don their State Trooper uniforms
as Valentine present the 14th Bunny Senger doesn't
seem about joining and on their
Forthcoming Florida trip Pete Stats back in town and
looking little better-will re-enter Beacon College g.
Bobby for SPELL Lii Jones stroling with
son Brandy Florida suntan quite in contrast with our
Delaware February snow.
What Smyrna natives deserting the home
town Florida trip (and who blame them) it would
seem logical the Town Council Police Force Rotary
Club ct al right down thataway.
Applause to the wonderful wedding and
reception gave Nancy BILL Many guests present in
cudng writer thought that the brides mother looked
oveyas observer noted that Pop Wilson had
quite buddes present-Johnny Leach Vice Prexy
of Coegeand Madden the musician to men
ton couple
Owens the day before the ceremony
that he almost ring" his office at Wilson Cabinet
Brother Wilson, errandboy deluxe for the big
wedding probably glad after all those trips he
was making to Rhily and the Smyrna Post Office
One thing for the Camden vFW basketball out
fit they have cute little gal as their score-keeper
professor addressing his psychology class at the
University Delaware the physiological limitations of the
human body statement: Now it's very improbable
that time will the hundredyard dash in less
seconds whereas dog with little difficulty can run
distance approximately five six seconds-AND
without ever having gone to colege!"
THE SPORT PAGE: Tony Staloni captain of the Uni
very Delawares undefeaed Cigar Bowl team of 1916
along being coach last also sent out by
Bill Murray to scout few On being sent to
Baltimore spy University Western Maryland Tony
stops off at parlor that also sport
over the teevison while all the time enjoying himself
with the had to oerOn being kdded about this
Tonys reply is, 1--WE beat 'em, didn't we