The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1948-02-12

listening.
Good kiln dried fir barn siding
has not been plentiful. We now
have it in either No. 2 or No.
grades. Excellent milling and a
very reasonable price. One man
who recently bought $500 feet de-
clared it to be the best he had
ever seen for the price.
A mid western university held
entrance exams for a group OF
ex G.I.'S. One of the questions
asked was Name two ancient
sports
An ex-sergeant racked his brain
and finally came up with an
answer that passed him. He
Wrotes Anthony and Cleopatra .
We have an excellent stock OF
plYwood. We have it in thick
nesses of IA. SIS. 3-8, l2. SIS,
So. ga. and 1915. The choice is
also wide in regard to material:
fir. spruce. yellow pine. gum.
cedar. mahogany. birch. maple.
and oak are now in stock.
A newcomer in the city went to
several churches looking for one
TO attend regularly. Almost ready
to give up he happened into a
small church where the members
of the congregation were reading
with the pastor. AS he entered
they were saying:
I'VE have left undOne those
things which we ought to have
done; we have done those things,
we ought not to have done"
The visitor dropped into seat,
sighed with relief, and said to
himself:
Thank goodness, l have found
my crowd
We are supplying good COM
bination storm and screen doors
in all sizes at moderate prices.
prompt delivery.
Editor: I'd like to stop off and
have a drink with you, but |
must rush home and explain to
the wife.
Friend: Explain what?
Ed; Don't know yet, I'm not
home.
If you like the new combina-
ton storm and screen sash that
are removable from the inside of
the house it will pay you divi-
dends to investigate our new ones.
Equal in all respects and vastly
superior in one way. they cost
far less than any other. This was
developed to combat the ex-
tremelY high cost charged by
peddlers". We can give prompt
service including installation. Any
size available.
An efficiency expert was
checking up on government
office in Washington What do
you do here" he asked one.
The clerk, fed up with red tape,
etc, growled, Il don't do a -
thing"
The interrogator nodded, made
a note, and then turned to the
other clerk, And you-whats
your job here?"
The second man following his
fellow workers lead, replied: Il
don't do a thing either"
Th g efficiency experts face
lighted up. "Hmmmm," he said
knowingly, Duplication"
We have the Pella Rolscreen
Venetian Blinds available with
either wood. steel. or aluminium
Stats. Tape. cord. and Stats are
aveilabe in a wide variety of
colors.
Pull over, mister" said the
traffic officer, You haven't any
tail light"
The mOtorist got out for look
and was speechlesS with dismay.
oh, it isn't that bad" said the
officer.
And the motorist quavered: 1T
isn't the tail light that bothers
me, but what became of my trail
er."
If you are in the market for
Mxl0 clear kiln dried beveled
siding we have it coming. Will
arrive in a few days.
Fresh from New York, the visi-
tor stepped on the curb in Clevc-
land, Ohio without bothering
about the red light. A police
whistle shrlllcd loudly and a tall,
gangling cop walked over to the
visitor, Look " he asked, you
live in Clevcland?"
No, New York"
oh, that explains it, But Id
Ike you to remember this" he
continued earnestly. In Cleve-
land, on red we crouch. On yellow
we lean forward. On green, we
croSs--fast.'
If it insulates we have it. Rock
wool bats. full and semi thick.
loose Rockwool. roll Kimsul. and
Zolonite.
When a woman gets a run in
her nylon stockings, made of coal,
wood and rubber, she can't tell
whether it's clinker, a splinter.
or blowout
Plestering? Zolonite plaster aq.
creqete is definitely worth con.
sidering. Use exactly like sand.
Cleaner. far lighter in weight,
and has great insulation value.
Costs very little more and is
easier to apply.
C Ii Holl