The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1948-03-18
Colt Lumber News

+ IF COMMUNISM. NNSS
weather we're having.
Second Communist (grudg-
ingly): Eyes, but the rich are
having it too"
We have 34xl0 kind
spruce beveled siding in stock.
This is all clear, beautifully
manufactured stock.
Small Brother: "Ha! Ha! l
lust saw you kiss Sis.
Suiter:: "Here. Keep still, put
this quarter in your pocket.
Brother: Here's ten cents
change. One price to all, that's
the way / do business.
If you are considering panel
linz a room or a place of bust
ness we would like to show
you our edgegrained ceder ply
wood. This is in stock now at
a price very little above regu-
lar fir. It is the most beautiful
panellinq material we have
ever seen with matched rib
bons of dark and light grain.
Doctor (Self-SatiSfied): You
cough more easily this morn
ing"
Patient: Il should. I've been
practicing all night"
We have the latest thing In
fire extinguishers in stock with
a neat decorative headpiece
hinged for quick access. The
Tubes hang below. purposelY
resembling door chimes. The
chemical agent is dry ice. the
best and safest of all to use.
It doesn't soil cloth or other
materials or hais ones skin
disappears into the atmos-
phere as quickly as it does the
Job. It can be used repeatedly
and renewed economically
when exhausted. This is avail
able at a fraction of the cost
of regular extinguishers. In
dispensible for the home or
office. Ask us for a demonstra-
ton.
The daughter was concerned
about the amount OF money
her boy friend was spending
on her each time he took her
out.
Mother" she said, What
is the best way to stop Tom
from spending too much mon
eyon me?
Marry him"
We now have a stock OF as
phalt tile in a selection OF col
ors. This material can be used
anywhere inlaid linoleum is
used and many places where
linoleum cannot be satisfac-
torily used. Ideal for basement
floors or other areas subject
to moisture condition. Very
economical to apply. We will
sell either the material or an
applied job.
Son: (which do you think
women prefer-men who give
in to them, or the other kind?"
Dad: what other kind?"
We now have a complete line
of cedar posts in all sizes from
3 to 8 inch top and 7 to 10
foot lengths. Also locust end
posts or steel line posts.
The teacher asked Johnny,
who was in the third grade, if
the world was round.
He answered: mo"
is it flat?" persisted the
teacher.
mo"
IF it isn't round and it isn't
flat, what is it?"
Johnny looked very conf
dent as he replied: Dad says
it's crooked
Several kinds of asbestos sid
ing are now in stock for inn
mediate delivery.
Specialist: Gould you pay
for an operation if found one
necessary"
Patient: Would you find one
necessary if | couldn't pay for
it?"
The most recent addition to
our paint line is Imperial Tex
olite-an impressive oil emul-
sion paint that covers well
over any type of surface.
I'D like TO see something
cheap in a hat.
Certainly ma'am. Triy this
one on, and the mirror is on
your left.
Barn siding is in stock in
several grades in either 8 or
inch widths. Yellow pine or
fir.
Customer: What kind of
pie is this"
Waitress: What does it taste
Iike?"
Customer: Glue" -"
Waitress: Then it's peach.
The apple tastes like putty"
Having carried Rquella tor
over year we are we'll
pleased with the jobs results.
Sold only on q guarantee basis.
it stops water seepage or you
don't pay.
Very frequently a fight for
what is right degenrateS into
a quarrel for what is left.
Don't forget us on your ply
wood needs. We have various
thicknesses and sizes in fir.
yellow pine. white pine. cedar.
spruce. oak. walnut. mahog-
any. birch. maple. gum and
edge grained cedar. Also ply
wood table tennis table in
stock. All types of insulation
board and wall board are now
carried on hand at all times.
C. H. G0FF