The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1948-01-15
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LUMBER NEWS

LUMBER NEWS
II has been five years or more .
since we have let it be known
publicly that we handle combl-
nation. storm and screen doors.
We have received a few-three
70 six at a time, and about as
many months apart, Now, dc
spairing Of receiving more we are
making tn e m ourselves out OF
GOOD white pine. Let us know
your requirements for standard
or odd sizes. Very reasonable
A Boston producer OF a sub
stance so full of microscopic holes
! it is "a percent nothing" )" decides
to market it as insulation instead
of adding vanilla and peddllng II
on the beach.
We have g. and 8" drain tile
available from I o c k again IN
reasonable quantities and at very
reasonable prices.
q just got out of prison this
morning" a traveller told a mar
ON the train. It's going to be
tough, facing old friends"
Il can sympathiZe with you,
commiserated the other. I'm
| just getting home from the state
legislature.
If YOU are going TO need paint
| for the next season contact us
for our wintertime special which
will save you many dollars ON
good Pittsburg paint. Receive the
merchandise now and pay IN the
spring.
This is our idea of W h a t S
news. They say it's SO dry in
Arizona these days that the trees
are going to the dogs.
We have a good stock of ply
wood. Fir in IA, r., and u" as
we'll as SIG" sheathing grade.
Also birch, mahogany, gum, and
other hardwood in "a and "a" in
various sizes up to A ~.
A lunatic registered terrific
beef with his keeper. "You just
don't treat Napoleon like this,
he pointed out. yah, jeered the
keeper. Last week you told me
you were Julius Caesar" 4" THAT"
said the lunatic with great digni-
ty, was by my first wife"
We give prompt one-day ser-V
vice on cupboard door and darw-
er orders. Make up your list of
sizes for prompt efficient service.
If an egg is dropped from
high roof to new type rubber
mat on t h e sidewalk it won't
break, they tell us. To our way
Of thinking that's just anothert
example of the way they are TAX
ing the fun out of everything.
We have a large stock of eX-
terror and interior doors in many
designs and sizes. If you need a
good, we'll designed, heavy glass
door for painting or enameling
we have some fl o m special
purchase priced very reasonable
as they contain some knots inu
the rails
The price cut on baby buggies
is a beginning. Now for the old
fashioned dollars worth of gro
ceries you can pile on top of baby
without watching TO see that he
doesn't eat them all on the way
home.
Barn siding, sheathing, shiplap,
house siding, dimension lumber,
etc. available from our large
stock
From Bombay comes the story
of a doughty old English colonel,
IA or more, who startled the
community by marrying beauty
iful young girl of 10. A year later
she presented him with a fine
eight pound son. The oyerjoyed
colonel assembled the entire
regiment, mounted the band
stand, cleared his throat, and an
nounced, II have called you all
together to tell you that my wife
gave birth this morning to a.,
strapping baby boy Then draw j
ing all his dignity about him the
old colonel en- d e d by saying,
"Gentlemen, | thank you"
We have a good variety of roof
ing materials on hand including
good selection of asphalt shing-
les, aluminium v Crimp in stand
ard gauge or channel type in ex-
ira heavy gauge, and patching
grade wood shingles.