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Camera Angles

only TO black-and-white photog-
raphy.
Your audience will want to know
the names Of the animals In your
film, so utilize the signs on the
cages to save the trouble and ex-
pense of making captions. When
shooting these signs you will have to
watch out for parallax errors and
camera movement. Both of these
annoyances can be overcome by
using the faithful tripod plus lit
tie care in framing. Also be sure to
allow plenty of time for the audi
ence to read all of the information
on the sign. Before shooting the
sign read 1t slowly to yourself-then
at least double the time it takes you
to read 1t when making the shot.
The most interesting ZOO movie
will be the one shot in the form of
a story-not a disjointed tumble of
unrelated shots. You can easily tie
your sequences together by record
ing some persons progress through
the ZOO. You might very well start
off with a shot of your character
entering a gate, follow him as he
wanders around from one exhibit to
another and link your different
sequences through the actions Of
this person. Don't jump from a
scene at the reptile house to one
at the elephant house without
showing your actor as he moves
from one place to the other. 1t will
not be necessary to show the entire
course of his rambles, but just
enough to show him leaving one
area and entering another. Then
go ahead with the substance OF your
story about the animals.
You can add to the inherent hui
NOR of pictures of the animals in a
number of ways. AS we have al
ready said, don't forget the humans
who are often as funny to watch
and photographers the animals
themselves. Keep your eyes open
and your camera ready for the re-
actions of the ZOO visitors as they
watch the animals and you will
wind up with some rare shots that
will have your audience "in the
aisles." And don't overlook the pos
sibilities Of slow motion and fast
motion to add spice to your film
The limits of your imagination will
be the only limits to your picture
taking activities at the zoo-barring
a cage or two and few husky sets
of teeth. Take your movie camera
along and you'll never regret 1t.
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Safety Circus Talks
Bv Dick Mansfield

Inspector Dick Mansfield, director
of The Stars school safety pro-
gram and former chief of the Met
ropolitan Police Departments De-
tective Bureau. is giving series OF
chalk talks on safety to pupils OF
District, Maryland and Virginia
schools.
The Safety Circus" cartoon talks
are sponsored by The Star. in CO.
operation with the District Board
of Education and school authorities
in nearby Maryland and Virginia.
Talks are scheduled this week at
the following schools:
Tomorrow, IL am, Seventh Day Ad.
ventist, Takoma Park. Tuesday, IL am.
Jefferson Alexandria. Wednesday, IL am.
East Silver Spring. Thursday. IL am.
Chevy Chase Elementary. Friday, 1876
M, Hyattsville Elementary.
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Cnematographers
Elect Officers

Onicers have been elected by the
Washington Society Of Cinematog-
raphers.
William C. Kuhl. Bethesda, Md.
was reelected president. Vice pres
ident in charge of 16 nm. activities
is Blair Thaw, and Bruce Warden
was named vice president in charge
of 8 nm. cinematography. Theo-
dore H. Sarchin is treasurer, Agus-
tus Bodwell, assistant treasurer
Don Sutherland, secretary; Wilbur
Comings, assistant secretary; Harold
Wagar, program director, ano
Charles H. Ward, director Of pub
licity.
The Executive Board met Friday
at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. ThaW
to plan the program for next year
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Annual Salon Set

The annual salon of the Naval
Research Laboratory Camera Club
will be held Wednesday at 8:15 pm.
in the reception building of the
Laboratory in Anacostia to select
the Print of the Year"
Prints will be judged by j. P.
Johansson, Washington photog-
rapher. He will select the winners
in the general, portrait and pic
torial divisions and name the best
of them as the Print of the Year.
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SWV Auxiliaries
Special notices:

special nOtlceS.
Sunday-The Department OF the
District of Columbia United Spanish
War Veterans and the Department
Auxiliary of the Spanish War Vet
Grams will hold services at the Span
ish War Monument in Arlington
National Cemetery at II am
Services in the amphitheater, under
the auspices Of the GAR Memorial
Day Corporation, will commence at
1890 pm. Color bearers are re-
quested to wear white and to par
ticipate In both Of these ceremonies.
Tuesday - Astor Auxiliary, 921
Pennsylvania avenue Sc.
Wednesday - There will be no
meeting of the department. but in
lieu thereof council meeting will
be held.
Satllrday-The Military Order of
the Lizards, Phythian Temple, 1912
Ninth street NV.
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Poole Photo Chosen

A photograph snapped by Hamil-
ton H. Poole, attached to the Naval
Medical Center, was judged pic
ture Of the year" from among so
entries submitted by 20 persons
Tuesday night at salon conducted
by the Bethesda Chevy Chase Cam
era Club in the Masonic lodge
rooms in Bethesda, Md. DR.. j. P.
Johansson and DR.. S. S. Jaffe were
Judges.
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Local Masonic News
Blue lodges:

blue lOOgeS.
Myron M. Parker-Tuesday, M. M
degree.
William r. Singleton-Thursday
initiation.
Lebanon-Friday, initiation.
Knights Templar:
Brightwood Commandery-Tues.
day, Order Of the Temple.
Columbia Commandery - Friday
address by the Rev. Edward Slater
Dunlap.
Royal Arch Chapters:
La Fayette - Tuesday, Past ane
Most Excellent Masters.
Columbia-Wednesday, Most Ex.
cellent Master.
overwhelmingly, Past anc
Most Excellent Masters.
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Towles to Speak

The Photographic Seminar OF the
Agriculture Department Graduate
School will hold a meeting on Fri
day at 8 pm. in room 4065 of the
South Building. viii Towles, we'll
known portrait photograph special
ist, will discuss Form and Round
ness in the Photographic Image
with illustrations of prize-winnine
pictures submitted to the Photogra-
phic Association Of America.
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| OES 4 ctivifies
| In Local CHAPTERS

+ La Fayette Lodge-Friday, Z pm.
Starpoint banquet, Ivy Terrace
For reservations call RA. 4073.
Loyalty-Wednesday, birthday.
Joseph H. Milans-Thursday, in
itiation. Election and installation
OF associate conductress. Bridge
Club with Mrs. Stella Barbin.
Esther-Thursday, grand vista
ton. June 6, trip to Longwood Gar
dens, near Wilmington, Del, via
B. & o. Railroad. For informa-
ton call Ann Park, Metropolitan
0900.
Brookland-Tuesday. Endowment
Committee, 1890 pm, with Mrs
Minnie Neil; Thursday, Star Point
Society picnic with Mrs. Helen Pat
terson; Saturday, lawn party, Ma
sonic and Eastern Star Home.
East Gate-Friday, associate night
Martha-Friday, initiation.
Acacia-Tuesday, initiation.
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Picnic

The annual picnic of the Photo
Craft Club of the Twelfth Street
YMCA will be held tomorrow
at l pm. at picnic site 8. Rock
Creek Park. Members and theil
families are invited and shoulc
bring their own baskets.
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Tests Of Early Locomotives
Were Exciting Advent1wes
By Uncle Roy

On February day in 1904 two English inventors were highly excited
hand for them the claims which they had made
named Trevithick
people together watch their trial
reached from the to begin pudne
William Richards driver going Beside him
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A new footswitch operated equally
well, when attached to table leg,
by the operators knee, has been
announced by the Eastman Kodak
Co. It will carry up to q 1,o00-
watt load.
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The Two Flowers
Prise Contribution
By Morooret Fairbanks, 8

Wes'brook School, Wood Acres. Nd.
The day lily went to bed last night,
So did the snowdrop so very white.
They woke up with the robins song
And bloomed happily the whole day
long
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Statue of Liberty

OTdCIIG UI LIDVIty
The Statue Of Liberty in New
York Harbor Is made of 300 sepa-
rate pieces Of copper riveted to-
gether, weighing Is tons. 1t is l52
feet high and stands on e0-foot
base. 1t was dedicated in 1885.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12
A PRAYER
May Be Used On
The World DaY of PRAYER

4Hc WONlu Ody "a az -
Father of all Mankind, we come
in deep humility, giving Thee our
thanks and praise. Here and now
we confess our sins. Forgive us
our mistakes and transgressions
Grant us faith to look with fearless
eyes beyond the chaos of our world
and time, knowing that out of this
shall rise, lifted by Thy grace
Peace with Justice and a Time OF
Brotherhood.
Vouchsafe unto us the will to
work together. Create within us
the unselfish purpose of Thy Son
who gave His life for all peoples,
and may our deeds reflect the mind
of Christ. Remove from us greed
and suspicion. Lift us above pet
tiness and destroy the hate that
is the great destroyer.
Throughout the earth may that
which we profess come alive in
human relations. May we serve
Thee better and love Thee more,
that Thy kingdom may come on
earth as it is in Heaven, though
Jesus Christ Thy Son, our Lord.
by the United States
Council of Church Women.
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LOCAL NEWS ITEMS

Mrs. E.A Rice left Tuesday for
Sheridan, Wyo,, called by the death
of her brother, WILDER Nicely, who
/ passed away Monday afternoon at
the Mayo Bros. Clinic in Roches-
ter, MINI.
". F. w. Meetings the lst and Bird
Wednesday of each month at the
club.
St. Joseph's Altar Society met
February 4, with Mrs. Joe Fen
messy, Jr. Mrs. Bernhard Schlumm
was the assistant hostess.
The Sr. w. S. c. S. will hold a
Food Sale at Parker's Studio Febru-
airy IA, at 1900 o'clock. st
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Neils leave
this week for a months visit in
Oakland, Calf, and other West
Coast points.
Clyde Milliron and Carroll Gates
of ReXford were business visitors
in Libby Wednesday,
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Holmgren
spent a very pleasant week with
Ben Baenan and George Herbst at
Mr.. Baenen's new home on Wolf
Creek.
and Sawmill Workers
Union No. 1881 meets the End and
4th Tuesday of each month
Dave Wilcox left Monday with
Ben Baenen for an extended visit
at Ben's home in the Wolf Creek
country.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Urdell enjoyed
The weekend at Ben Baenen's, this
being their first trip in that part
If the country.
George Herbst and Ben Baenen
we're in Libby last Thursday at
ending to business matters.
Bob Dennis is visiting relatives
lere for a couple of weeks while /
n route to Pasco and Seattle from
Oklahoma and Texas where he |
listed his brother and sister and |
heir families
The Civic Club of the Libby
High School is holding patriotic
program at 2:30 p. m. today in the
unior High School auditorium
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SIR. W.s.C.S. MET FEBRUARY 4

The Sr W.S.C.S. met at the home
OF Mrs. Mildred Buck on Wednes-
day, February 4.
The meeting was opened by the
president in the usual manner Mrs.
Llttell read the minutes of the last
meeting. Reverend Stearns gave the
lesson for the day, Great Prayers
OF the Bible, in most interesting
manner.
II was announced that food sale
VIII be held at Parker's Studio on
February IA.
Nineteen members and three visi-
tors were present in spite of the
severe weather.
Light refreshments were served
by tie hostess.
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Rainbow Officers
Take Their Places

Monday night Libby Assembly
Order of the Rainbow for Girls
held public installation. Mrs. Lou
Joughin, first Mother Advisor MRS
Emma Driear, retiring Mother al
visor, and Mrs. Cecile Rice, acting
Mother Advisor, were seated n
the East. The officers for lnstaI-
lation were past worthy ADVISORS
Helen Swimley, Dolores OrIeI,
/ Helen Church, Pat GooselaW and
retiring advisor, Ruth Hepner;
/ Officers installed were as follows:
worthy advisor, Alberta Watt; as
sociate advisor, Mary Maurer; Hope,
Catherine Church; Faith, Peggy
Devon: Treasurer, Jackie Hiatt; re-
/ corder, Lyla Brennan; Chaplain,
Joan Larson; Drill Leader, Shelia
McCrory; Color Stations, Beverley
johnson, Leone Harris, Ardyce Gil
lespie, Willanne Powell, Lois Le-
Due, Milred McElroy and Clare
Guernsey; confidential observer,
Pat Peterson, outer observer, Carol
Brennan; musician, Helen Church;
choir director, Phyllis Bellmore'
mother advisor, Mrs. Marguerite
Davidson. Advisory Board: Mrs.
Phyllis Harris, Mrs. Cecile Rice,
Mr.. and Mrs. Arlie Thompson, Mr..
and Mrs. William Powell, Mrs. Mar
garet Hargreaves, Mr.. and Mrs Bob
Hileman.
Following installation, Alberta
Watt introduced her parents and
seated them in the East. The as
sembly presented gifts to Ruth Hep
ner, Alberta Watt and Mrs. Drlear,
and a corsage to Mrs Davidson. Re
firing worthy advisor Ruth Hep
ner gave corsages to all her Of
ficers.
Mrs Lou Joughin was introduced
as the first advisor of Libby As
sembly and a large group OF visit
ors as we'll as the Rainbow Girls
heard with interest the story Of the
instigation and organization OF the
assembly twenty-five years ago. In
her usual charming manner, Mrs
Joughin also told what Rainbow
meant to her and what it offers to
young girls today
Mrs. Davidson spoke briefly, say
ing that she hoped to be able to
take the entire group to Missoula
for Grand Assembly next June.
Lunch was served by members F.
of the Eastern Star under the
of Edna Sturm. Clever F
favors for each person were made
by Mrs. Driear.
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RAINBOW GIRLS ENTERTAIN

The Rainbow Girls entertained at
a Bridge and Pinochlep arty Satur-
day night at the Masonic Hall.
Cory coffee-makers and units
were donated as prizes by Dexter
Shaurette and w. E. Partlow and
won by Esther Christie for bridge
and A. r. Veldman for pinochle.
Low score went to Otis Moholt.
The Rainbow Girls extend thanks
to those who attended and also to
Mr.. Shaurette and Mr. Partlow for
the generous donation of prizes.
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BROWNIES MEET AT
HOME OF LEADER

One of the third grade Brownie
troops met at the home of their
leader, Mrs. Oaks.
The business meeting was called
to order by the president, Sidney
Baker. Seven members answered
to roll call The members of the
troop are Sidney Baker, Gloria
Cole, Brenda Croy, Diane Gompf,
Jean Hall, Laurie FRESHMAN, Linda
Oaks, Mary Ellen Smith.-Reporter
Linda Oaks.
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CARD OF THANKS

We wish to extend our thanks
and appreciation to all our kind
friends and neighbors for their
kindness and sympathy in our hour
of grief
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Palmerton
and family
Mr.. J. A. Whitlatch
Mr.. and Mrs. August LEM and
family.
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TWO ADDITIONS TO
SCHOOL ROLL

Two other Libby alumni who are
attending college are Tom Kitley
University of California at Sacra
mento, and Dougald Gilchrist, Uni
versity of Washington in Seattle.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

Peace is the proper result of the
Christian temper It is the great
kindness which our religion doth
us, that it brings us to settledness
of mind, and a consistency within
ourselves Bishop Patrick
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Eureka.

Tuesday evening The Terriers
dropped another game to Troy on
the Troy floor. The game was
hectic throughout. both teams do
ing some nice ball handling. The
score was 1892 in favor Of the
TroJans.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

A total of 2,035 women veterans
was receiving VA hospital care as
of October, 1947, including 1882
who saw service in World War II.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

Try Western News Classifieds.
They work while you sleep.
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LIBBY HOOPSTERS LOSE
TWO GAMES IN COUNTY

The Eureka Lions extended their
championship bid Saturday even
ing by defeating the Terriers 1922.
The Libby nuint kept close on the
Lions tail but were unable to keep
up with the fast scoring five from
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

The fruit of the Spirit is love
JOY, peace, longsuffering, gentle
ness, goodness, faith, meekness,
temperance: against such there is
no laW-Galatians S: 1928.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Jaqueth went
to Portland last Tuesday to attend
an Oldsmobile showing. They are
expected home the latter part of
this week.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

A marriage license was issued to
Fred ]. Fitzpatrick of Camas, and
Margaret M. Peterson of Libby, on
10.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

Mrs. George Bryant underwent a
major operation in a Spokane hos
pital Monday from which she is
recovering nicely according to re-
ports received from Chief of Police
Bryant Tuesday when he and Bill
Smith returned from Spokane.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

st. Joseph's parish held a get-to-
gether party Saturday evening at
the Moose Hall, all members pos
sible of the congregation being pres
emit. Cards and dancing furnished
entertainment for the evening.
Music was furnished by Fred Wig
nall, accordian, Steve Simurdak,
trumpet, and Mrs. Ernest Roberts
at the piano A lunch was served
at IL o'clock by the Altar Society.
All report a pleasant evening.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1948-02-12

Lumber and Sawmill Workers
Union No. 1881 meets the End and
4th Tuesday of each month.
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How to Scare a Ghost
I EXICOGRAPHER Noah Webst

7 EXICOGRAPHER Noah Webster,
- deeply religious man, once
accepted a challenge to enter a
house which was supposed to be
haunted.
Ibid you see any ghosts?" he
was asked, when he came out.
Eyes. saw one," he said.
"What did you do? Weren't you
frightened?"
"Of course l was frightened" adj
mitted Webster. when l saw the
ghost approaching, l started to
pray with all my might. prayed
and prayed but it kept coming
closer"
what did you do them?"
Il began to sing hymns" said
Webster. Il sang them louder and
louder until l was singing at the
top of my voice"
did that stop the ghost?"
"No," he said. at kept advanc-
ing. Then l had an idea Just as
the ghost was about to touch me,
l took collection plate from my
pocket and held it out. Do you
know what? That ghost just van
ished into thin air."
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any of these fellows on my team this
season. Herman, the poet, said.
This was big occasion at Yale
and New Haven. 1t was the first time
Yale had ever had a poet coaching
the team since my old and departed
friend, Billy Phelps, tried to help.
"Its no use, Grant," Billy
Phelps told me once, "they don't
appreciate blockers and passers
down here. They are so much
more important than poets and
philosophers. l only wish they
knew"
Mr.. Herman Hickman, the greatest
guard football ever knew, according
to Gen. Bob Neyland and this writer,
the poet laureate of the Smoky Noun
tains, the man who helped to make
five great Army lines, now faces
only one kink in his happy existence
the games greatest line coach has
no line to coach.
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Caste System

Ad in Texas newspaper: Former
first-class private reorganizing
former large construction company
has opening for colonel with snappy
military bearing as elevator boy,
doors open from sitting position;
also opening for ex-major as office
boy, must be able to dust. Need a
few second lieutenants as messenger
boys, bicycles furnished. Can use
several ex-privates in vital posi-
tons"
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Is ~ s.
|6oi!9!i3A

WEARS ago the brilliant Alexander
Pope wrote: ''They had no poet
and they died" He was referring
to the dead and decadent empires of
the world-"In vain they schemed,
in vain they bled. They had no poet
and are dead"
Yale, this season, has 800 pounds
OF poet. If Pope was right, Yale
football won't die this fall. 1--WE can
still lose all our games and look
good" Herman told me
mot to the Old Blue" I said. "The
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Has Good Backfeld

He has fine backfield, headed by
Bull Nadherny, scrappy hard hit
ting back-a fine football player. He
has Levi Jackson who so far has
never lived up to his newspaper
headlines-but who is about due.
He has other good backs. He has
high-class center in Yale's scrappy
captain, Billy Conway. But where
are all those Polish names HOWE
Odell -Barzilauskas-Pr
plus big Davidson-a fine tackle
and others?
Don't get me wrong, Grant,"
Herman said. "This line mate
rial have is game, smart and
willing to give its all. mean
that. Well make 'em respect
us, even if we lose every game.
Well win some games and
lose some games"
That's my philosophy of life," 1
said to Herman. Take a little
leave little-but don't ever take it
ALL"
Notre Dame and one or two others
can tell you about that. Don't ever
take it ALL Life doesn't work that
way.
Herman Hickman drew at least
one lucky break. He came to Yale
at time when Eli was at its lowest
ebb. 1t must have been at a low
ebb since HOWE Odell, its coach, left
for Washington university, where
far western coaches don't believe he
is headed anywhere.
Yale, this season, plays this sched-
ule-Brown, Connecticut, Columbia,
Wisconsin, Vanderbilt, Dartmouth,
Kings Point, Princeton and Harvard.
Yale Doesn't Rate
don't believe that Yale rates with
Wisconsin, Vanderbilt, or Princeton.
Yale should be outclassed by
Columbia, Wisconsin, Wander
bilt and Princeton. under
stand Brown, Dartmouth and
Harvard are far better than
year ago. l know Columbia
should be far better team. l
know Princeton will be.
This leaves Herman Hickman of
Tennessee, Army and Yale in a
tough spot.
The best teams in the Ivy league
should be Pennsylvania, Princeton
and Columbia. At least they have
much the best material. Columbia
has the best backfeld material
and pretty good line. Princeton
and Pennsylvania have the best all
around stuff.
Penn State and Army should have
two of the best teams in the East
with Rutgers and Villanova chal-
longing. Don't sell either short.
But Herman Hickman honest
ly faces the toughest challenge
of the lot. He hasn't two men
who could make Columbia or
Princeton. And Yale doesn't
like to lose.
My suggestion is that Yale give
Herman Hickman a chance-ar.d
that doesn't mean l943-1949 any
way. l don't believe Yale has ever
had finer coach-or a human be-
ing who could mean more to Yale
football than Herman Hickman can.
Winning is good, big part of it.
But winning isn't everything. Her.
man Hickman can do more good for
a college losing than most coaches
can winning. mean in the way that
counts.
If only winning counts then Notre
Dame and Michigan are the only two
major colleges left.
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One of our much married breth-
rem consulted the doctor one night
and his wife went along.
After the examination, the med
leo said to the wife: Il don't like
the looks of your husband.
Said she: Il don't either, but
he's good to the kids"
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Old Blue neither dies
nor surrenders."
"What does he
do?" Herman asked.
HE expects you
to win a lot of foot
ball games with the
spirit of Hinkey,
Shevlin, Fitzpatrick,
Fudge Hehelfinger,
Clint Frank, Wildly
Neale and a few
others"
But I haven't
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Not Particular

A logical "bOner" was made
by labOrer in applying for
factory job.
He struggled through an ap-
plication form and came to the
query: Person TO notify in case
of accident?" He wrote: "Any-
body in sight"
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Poor Substitute

The housewife was telling her
laundress that she had just been CIV
en- brand new washing machine
by her husband.
"And so l guess III not be need
ing you any MORE she explained.
"All right, man." said the laun-
dress, "but I'll bet that electric
washer won't give you any gossip
about the neighbors like l do"
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Orator-And now, gentlemen,
should like to tax your memory
Member of the audience-Good
heavens, has il come to that?