The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1947-10-16
Dr. Eisenhower. Triple Threat

Dr. Eisenhower. Triple Threa'
No matter what your politics o.
how much you make like OF dislike
the idea Of a man on horseback il
the White House, the fellow who i!
widely regarded as the triple threa
to all candidates and parties is Gen
Ike Eisenhower. the Abilene Ace.
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Ike is better than a long-shOt
to be in the elephant howdah
come next autumn. The top as
sets for vote-getting in America,
1.-The land of the whoopla and the
home of the ballyhoo." are
mike appeal, charm, show
manship," the old personality.
smile and a manner that makes
J. Oscar Voter think of you as
"The Good Egg and l." Know
any public figure in America
even close to the general? Who
dat?
A crowd-swayer can ruin a coun
try. AL we are saying is that there
hasn't been a candidate since Teddy
R. with as much socko and color al
DR." Eisenhower.
The Abilene Ace on point OF
crowd-appeal is a combination
of the San Juan Hill Rough
Rider, Van johnson, Moody and
Sankey, AL Smith, F.D.R., W. J.
Bryan, Babe Ruth and Jack
Armstrong, the All = American
Boy"
Ike is a spadecaller. a strict anti
hokum character, a man Of high
courage and a believer in hard
facts. Whatever he might sell you
it probably would never be baloney
The next 10 months are going tc
be months of labbergasting crises
disturbances and problems which
may shuttle up all things as they
stand at the moment, and nobody
can tell what may happen in or out
Of politics.
OBSERVATIONS
Chance is something big or little, &C.
eording to your courage.
Character is born ,Vben success turn,
to failure.
Reputation is wbat they think; char.
seter IS lVbat they knoW.
HARRY DURANT.
Bathroom of Tomorrow
It is encouraging to discover that
in a time Of global chaos and fren'
lied concern with atomic energy
time has been found for a new type
bathroom. We had fancied this wa!
something that would just have t.
wait.
The bathroom Of the bright
new world will be 'two-passen-
GER" There will now be an in
terval Of two minutes to denote
amazement, apprehension and
shock.)
The trouble with the bathroom ha.
always been that you had to trave
alone. There was room for only one
at a time. That was all anybody
wanted in the old days. The demand
for group bathrooms-chummy, con
genial and sociable little places
was nil. And now it is a chicken ii
every pot, two cars in every garage
and three people in every bath.
But the world do move" And
the firm of Katz, Waisman, Blu
menkranz and Stein has intro
duced the Daily Double, Null
tiple Occupant and No-LOck-
Necessary Bathroom to a world
no longer capable of being sur
prised by anything.
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You can't exactly use it for re-
ceptions. 1t is no free-for-aIl. You
won't meet a lot Of people there. The
new dream bathroom is a matter Of
compartments and partitions. Pop
per may share it while mumsie is in
the tub. A house guest can be STUN.
bling around with ne embarrass.
ments, despite the absence Of stop"
and "go" and mo left turns" signs.
In fact, the Bath Of Tomorrow has
so many novelties one can 60 into il
for his amusement or amazement.
VANISHING AMERICANISMS
They're celebrating their third
wedding anniversary"
Dinner