The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1947-11-06

The foreman was rebuking Pat
for being late. why is it," he
said, that Johnson who has to
walk three miles to his work, is
always here on time; and you
staying only around the corner
are always late?"
Sure" said Pat, That's easily
explained. If he's late, he can hur-
ry bit; but if I'm late I'm here
and it's no good hurrying."
Are you interested in remodel
ing or in building new farm
buildings on a monthly basis? If
so investigate our monthly pay
ment plan. Labor can be included.
my wife is an angel in three
ways"
"How's that?"
First, she's always up in the
air about something. Second, she's
always harping. And, third, she
never has an earthly thing to
wear"
Pre-finished Bruce oak flooring
in stock. End-matched and kiln
dried in 1916" thickness.
Hubby: That fellow on the
third floor says he's kissed every
woman in this, apartment but one.
Wife: Bet it's that stuck up
Mrs. McJones upstairs.
Science has developed new
economical way to fasten insula-
ton, Turing strips, etc. to mas
onry walls. Quick and economical
to use. Ask for the Coco system.
An Irish tramp approached
prosperous looking individual
one day soliciting aims. When he
saw the man put his hand in his
pocket the bum cried out May
the blessing of God follow you
all your lifei" But when the
wealthy one pulled out only his
handkerchief the tramp immed-
lately added: g and never over
take ye."
When it comes to doors come
to our yard. We have quantity
of two-panel and six-panel inside
doors. Also l 3I8"~ and 1874"
flush doors in most sizes. A few
outside doors are still available.
Then there was the little lady
who was so dumb she thought a
goblet was a sailors child.
Aluminium roof in stock in
economical 5-V Crimp style or in
extra heavy gauge channel drain
type. Also 5-V Crimp aluminium
ridge roll.
AS one person so aptly puts it
one of the big troubles in Europe
is that they seem to have a cap
acity for producing more history
than they can consume locally.
For corn cribbing, either tenn
porary or permanent, nothing can
beat heavy-gaug galvanized ex-
banded metal. Available In large
sheets. Also wooden Slat cribbing
The cost of high living has
caught up with the American
people but not to the extent but
what we lack sense more than we
lack dollars.
See our paint bargain table.
We are selling at one-half price
many good quality paints and e.
namels in order to move discon-
tinued colors. The entire lot at
one third regular price for lump
sum purchase bargain for
painters or contractors.
The rich old aunt was paying
her nephew's college expenses
and her visitor asked her if it was
expensive.
WELL" said the aunt, "some of
the languages run pretty high.
My check this month covered
$40 for Chemistry, $40 for Latin,
and $3.50 for Scotch"
Storm sash season is here. Hav-
ing made several hundred and
filled most of large backlog
of orders we can give prompt SER
vice on special or standard sizes.
Il don't see John nearly as
much as / used to-"
'You should have married him
when you had the chance"
II did,"
We ere franchise dealers for
Pella Venetian Blinds-see the
selection we offer in a wide
range of colors and designs.
There is good in everything. If
the ancients hadn't neglected
bathing, nobody would have in
vented perfume.
Insulation lath and insulation
board including ceiling tile and
wall plank available from stock.
The preacher finished his SER
mon with "All liquor should be
thrown in the river" and the
choir ended by singing Shall We
Gather at the River"
Wood and steel gates, ornamen-
tai lawn gates, steel and wood
fence posts, and ornamental lawn
fence are all in stock