The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1947-11-20
- NOVEMBER 20. l947
.COFF LUMBER NEWS

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thick butt, or storm proof shingles
roll roofing, aluminium 5V crin1p,
heavy gauge aluminium channel
drain type, or wood shingles.
1 A stingy man while out of
town sent his wife as a present
a check for million kisses. The
wife, a little annoyed, sent back
a postcard: !:
"Dear Jim, thanks for the
birthday check. The milkman
cashed it this morning"
One item considerably in de-
mand and short on supply has
been cypress lumber. We will
have sometime within the next
week a car of cypress in II and
liz" boards. These can be used {
wherever lumber is needed to
withstand the weather. Excep-
tionally high grade. Also a
quantity of wood lath in this
same car.
Signs of the times on a barber
shop: CLOSED on account of i'm
proved financial conditions. May
open next week"
3s" insulation building board,
"" insulation sheathing board, I,
"" insulation ceiling tile and
wall plank, and "" insulation
lath now in stock in limited
quantities.
Two dollar bills have come in y
to their own. They'll buy q
dollars worth of groceries al .
most anywhere. 4
We have exterior doors in 13s''
and 14" thicknesses, 2/62 x 6/8,
2/8 x 6/8, and x 6-8. Also panel
and flush interior doors in most
sizes.
The nation has good five-cent
cigars, but they sell for twelve.
re-finished oak flooring in
stock for immediate delivery at
reasonable prices.
We don't want to see ourselves
as others see us. It's bad enough Z
as it is.
Storm doors continue hard to
get. We advise against payingA
black market prices to peddlers.
Until they are available through
legitimate sources use a storm
door panel on your present screen
door. Made of tough fibrous
paper with a transparent windowa
that comes complete with attach
ing material for 81.
The two most common causes
of embezzlement, according to
surety company, are slow horses
and fast women.
Ladders in stock lengths-ex-
tension and straight.
At recent convention the boys. !.
were each given one pair of n.y. n
Ions. AS the last pair was handed j
out, the man in charge said, land
now we would like to remind you
that cards announcing the distri-
button of these nylons have been
sent to your wives"
To which a voice in the rear
doomed out: IF that's the case
l want to change my pair from 4
size 912 to 1012."
We have a special on a steel
kitchen cabinet A" long with a
stainless steel top and sink, COM
plete with all fittings including&-
spray and basket strainer, at $l60.
Also factory made cabinets to!
suit your measurements.
A home owner, wearing his
OlCSSL CIOIllCS, was lliOWlii6 AAAo
lawn when a woman in fine
car stopped and asked him: What
do you get for moving lawns?"
"The lady who lives here lets
me sleep with her." replied the
home owner. The lady in the cap
without a comment, drove away. \
Now is the time of the year to
get the good out of a portable
C-Saw. We have them for rental
or for sale. Can't be beat for
trimming or cutting trees or
clearing heavy brush. Cut youg.
own firewood and save fuel
money.
"What do you mean by waking
me up at this hour?"
Ssh you Mr.. Smithers?"
''Yes, Yes; What of it?"
Ssh you the gent what adver-
tiesd for partner to 60 lionA
hunting in Africa?"
"Yes, Pm the gentleman. What /