The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1947-12-31


Recently received Snow
white asbestos siding. Completely
white all the way through.
"What kind of sailors are they?"
asked st. Peter.
American" replied the gate
keeper.
"Oh, let 'em in anyway" said
st. Pete. They'll want a transfer
in six months"
If you have mortar or cement
to pour during cold weather we
have a liquid anti-freeze espe-
cially designed to do the job. No
heating or covering is necessary
when you use this material. Just
mix with the water.
Father calling for the doctor):
Doctor, my son has cholera land
the worst of it is that he admits
he caught it from kissing the
housemaid."
Doctor: "Oh, well, young people
will do thoughtless things"
Father: 'But, doctor, to be quite
frank, / kissed the girl myself"
Doctor: That's too bad"
Father: "And to make matters
worse, since then / have kissed
my wife every morning and eve
ming. I'm afraid that she also
will -. :"
Doctor (wildly): "Oh, my gosh,
we'll all have it."
We have just received the most
beautiful car of yellow pine ship
lap we have ever seen. All nice.
BRIGHT boards with very small
knots. Also 10" and IL" boards in
this same stock.
1t was a beautiful winter day.
The executive felt the poetic urge
as he drove his pretty young
secretary home at the end of the
day. Winter draws on" he said.
None of your business what
I'm wearing" she snapped.
One item which just showed up
after many years of absence is
pingpong tables. We now have
them in stock in regulation size
complete with bases. They can be
quickly knocked down or as
sembled. Excellent too for an
extra serving table for those
special large crowd occasions.
1t may be bit of encourage
ment to young lovers to know
that now most certainly one can
live as expensively as two.
Insured savings for the thrifty
is an old story. However some of
us with whom the high cost of
living has caught up can find
assurance in the fact that there
is now insurance for time pay
ments as well. Yes. we mean it.
This time payment plan by which
you can remodel your house or
build farm buildings contains a
clause which automatically can
cells all further payments in the
event of death on the part of the
an-maker.
A friend OF ours was caught in
a Texan town during bad wealth
er. He was waiting for clear
weather to continue his airplane
trip and was quite bored.
TO relieve the tedium he
opened the Gideon Bible that had
been placed in his room. Pasted
on the inside cover was sheet
which said, IF you are lonely and
discouraged, read Psalms % and
o."
He turned to the 23rd Psalm
and read it through. Turning the
page to read the 9th Psalm he
noticed penciled note in the
margin, written in scrawled
feminine hand. IF you are still
lonely, 1t said, phone 1864"
T! We have everything you need
for bath installation (except
plumbing materialsl. A good Sc
lection of tileboard. chrome mold.
ing. inlaid linoleum. medicine
cabinets tone especially deluxe
model with fluorescent light
brackets attached). chrome soap
dishes. and other chromium bath
accessories in stock.
We don't know what kind of a
watch it was but buddy of ours
in camps claimed he had a watch
that was SO slow it lost an hour
every forty-five minutes.
! Beat the spring rush and utilize
spare winter hours by sandinu
your floors now. We have edqers.
sanders. and all grades of paper.
| c. H. GOFF