The Wrangell sentinel., 1947-06-06
LAST WILL
and TESTAMENT

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 We, the SENIORS of the CLASS of NINETEEN HUNDRED FORTY SEVEN of WRANGELL HIGH SCHOOL situated on WRANGELL ISLAND in the TERRITORY OF ALASKA, being indisputably sound of mind and body and about to pass out of existence and graduate from said school, hereby make, publish and declare this to be our last will and testament, tehrefOra reyoking any and all former wills by us at any time heretofore made.
 FIRST. We the SENIORS of 1T bequeath the incoming Freshnen all awe, respect, admiration, fear and reverence of our esteemed Sup. erintendent George J. Fabricius, in order that they may conduct them selves in becoming circumspection in his presence, as We have laways tried to do.
 SECONDLY: We return to the honorable members of the faculty all the loving attention they have snoWered upon Us in the past years so that they may bestow iti with equal generosiy upon the tu- ture Seniors of WIS.
 THIRDLY: To our ever faithful friend and follower, the janitor, l Bernard Lanting, we bequeath the l store of gum We have deposited under the seats for safe keeping, the footprints on the halls, the bits of paper scattered on the floor, the i
 
 and the dust in the air. This we do , with the requirement that he take right honorable care of the said articles in order to preserve them for future generations.
 FOURTHLY: To all the future Senior Classes of WRANGELL l HIGH SCHOOL, mainly the Class ot IS, whom we find in dire need, | We bequeath our polished manners, | Senior privileges, pride and state Illness of conduct, and willingness to unquestlonably serve the facuI- | ty and student body alike.
 FIFTHLT. We bequeath to those | dignified morons, the Sophs, our ] outstanding sense of humor which | they must regard with care that is altogether fitting and proper and | be careful to use only on these fortunate enough to be holding positions on the faculty of said WRANGELL HIGH SCHOOL.
 SIXTHLY: Individually we be- queath as follows to the designated | students of WIS:
 I. Gordon E. Mason, hereby will | to that intelligent Sophomore. Henry William Bowman, my in side pull with the faculty which | as I understand, he needs very | badly.
 I, Clark Berkley Stutevant, will | to Flip" my speedy syping ability which l know Mrs Miles will ap- preciate. Also, I give and bequeath to that outstanding Freshman girl, Lois Bakke, my dirty cords about which she persists in. making such insulting remarks.
 I. William Loyal Binkley, be- queath to that tall, handsome, blond boy, Olaf Hansen, my green cords and red shirt, thus making him WHS's best dressed male stud ent. Secondly, l bequeath to Her nando Villarma my record-break- ing high jumping ability.
 I, Seena Charlotte Bakke upon my long awaited departure from the halls of WIS, leave to Murlin Everson my silent burps'' be- cause he enjoys them so much and to David Roy St. Francis Churchill I leave my corns cause he can't keep his shoes on in school either.
 I, Colleene Patricia Carlson, will to Miss Frances Hanford of the honorable Junior Class my seat in history class so she won't have to stretch to look out the window. | Also, to Miss Mary Lou Lashbrook of he Home Economics department, l leave my magical diet. l never did seem to make it work.
 I, Robert L. Goralski, give and | bequeath to Johnny Eyon my bril-