The Union County journal. [volume] (Marysville, Ohio) 1875-1951, 1947-12-01

boards and cypress shsathing are
also back on our stock piles.
The only reason why lot of
Americans do not own an elep-
hant is that they have never been
offered one at a dollar down and
a dollar week.
GOOD BARN SIDING has beer
hard TO get. We have just re
! ceived a car however in kiln
dried, double end trimmed, Long
Leaf Yellow Pine, grade marked
by Southern Pine Inspection
Bureau. Available from stock in
No. 2, d, and c & Btr Also 1x6
House Siding available in same
grades and material.
Proud mother: YES, hes been
walking since he was months
! old.
Bored friend: Really, he must
be awfully tired.
Cement and Mortar is now in
stock for immediate delivery. Also
face and common brick for Chin
ney construction Plenty of Wit
gified tile, full liners, and septic
tanks.
Some people have a veneer
that comes off very easily with
a little alcohol.
We have everything it take;
/ for good barn doors, siding, bats
track, hangers, hooks, pulls, lat
ches, rollers for the bottom, nails,
etc.
A musician married a terribly
ugly woman for her money.
Everywhere he went he took her
with him. A friend said to him,
Il can understand your marry
ing her for her money but why
do you take her with you every
time you go out?"
The musician replied, 1T is
easier than kissing her goodby."
Storm sash available from It
stock or made to measure prompt
! ly if not in stock.
The woman was advised to see
a psychiatrist.
Doctor, there's really nothing
the matter with me. | just happen
to like potato pancakes"
| You're right" the doctor a
greed, There's nothing wrong in
that. happen to be very fond of
potato pancakes myself" )"
] you are?" exclaimed the de-
lighted woman. You must come
over to my home some time. ]
| have trunks fun of them"
! You can remodel your house,
build or remodle your farm build
! ingS, or do other types of i'm
Eprovement by the monthly pay
tment plan. No down payment and
the first payment can be delayed
for sixty days. Up to years to
pay. Labor can be included.
Farmers can arrange to pay on
quarterly or semi-annual basis.
| Under this plan the remaining
payments are automatically can
celed if the head of the family
dies. Simple forms can be filled
out in our office. Low interest
rates.
Along highway is billboard
plugging Smith Bros. Cough
Drops with this line: Take one
to bed with you"
Across the bottom of the board
some wag has written: Il would
MT sleep with either one of them" :"
:. CORN CRIBBING in stock for
temporary silos or corn storage.
Hi Friend: Let me congratulate
you, old man. I'm sure you will
always look on this day as the
happiest day of your life.
Bridegroom: But it's tomorrow
I'm being married.
Friend: Yes, / know that.
Steel fence posts available from
stock.
/ Doctor: Your husband must
have perfect quiet; here is some
sleeping powder.
Wife: When do / give it to him?
| Doctor: You don't give it to
him; you take it yourself
II We make sash of all kinds.
Bring us your odd sizes. We have
good white pine to manufacture
them from and can give fairly
| prompt service.
You can't expect racketeer to
be respectable so long as he has
to deal with people who do
business with a racketeer.
Storm doors panels for 81 can
convert your screen door to a
storm door for the winter.
Teacher: Johnny, What's a