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Evening star., 1947-01-28

ARLINGTON, VA.-Investigate these two
brick homes priced to sell.
No. 1-6-room, 2-story brick, located
in desirable Arlington Forest; full base
ment, fenced-in back yard; full bedrms
splendid home for family with children.
Located near active busline. Price, S12,950
Attractively financed. Owner leaving for
California.
home, 2 full baths, large bedrm. and bath
on 1st floor: large living rm. with frepl.;
completely equipped kitchen. This 7-yr.-
old home is modern in every detail: Price,
S17,950 Owner transferred to st. Louis.
JUDSON REALTY, 1922 No. Irving st.,
Arl. Va, exclusive agent. CH. $500. 3
MAKE OFFER-OWNERS mean business:
we have 3 desperate owners who are forced
to sell. their homes due to circumstances
beyond control. =
2-bedrm. ungalow-Compietely redec..
Grated frame in a convenient section Of
Alexandria; liv. rm, din: rm., equipped
kitchen, bedrms. and bath; nice rear
yard.
4 bedrms., story and half; GI; AMMAN
dale: vacant: -5-yr,-old masonry stucco;
plenty Of yard for chickens; lge. basement;
all rooms spacious.
Cape cod--If you are looking for 2
truly lovely home in one Of the incest
Virginia sections, here 1t is. Liv. rm with
fireplace, din. rrn., kitchen. 1 bedrm. and
tile bath on LIST f.; 2 bedrms and tile bath
on 2nd f.; attractive lot; conveniently
Immediate possession on all Of these
homes. COMMONWEALTH REALTY, 2606
Wilson blvd, OW. $500, OK. 2341.
Evening star., 1947-01-28
REAL ESTATE WANTED.

B. C. OR NEARBY Mb.-Acreace or, lots
for detached houses; utilities must be
available. Also require suitable ground
Zoned commercial for very large shopping
center, t1ickly populated area. GUY
WHITEFORD, INC, 1925 < st. n.wn RE.
SSSoakSoREp-RooMs. SSaS apt. houses, etc,
Quick, reliable service. CONVERSE
REALTY Co RE 9133
Evening star., 1947-01-28
STUDIOS FOR RENT.
DESK SPACE FOR RENT.

MODERN DESK SPACE, tel, secretariai
service, your phone answered as 4 10
DESK SPACE with desk and chairs; also
mailing address service, telephones, sec
retary. Call EX. $3.50. --2S
SPACE in private office: $50 per month.
EX 1857 or 81. 6149.
Evening star., 1947-01-28

ARLINGTON INVESTMENT CO., NC
Lovely 6-rm. brick, on 60x150 fenced lot,
for only S13,95Q: on Lee blvd, near Falls
Coy 4-bedrm. brick bungalow. with in
closed yard; next to Arlington, Village;
furnished or unfurnisned. .,
4-bedrm; brick, large living rs room G..Sin With
fireplace, din ROOM and sappeda aoor Rltchsn; fm1i
basement, oa.-c. heat.
81 900 down; owner forced to sell; 5-rn.
semidet brick; in Arna Valley: immed.
poss. ARLINGTON INVESTMENT CO..
INC. 3436 No. Wash. blvd, Gil O9O2. 29.
s. ARLINGTON. yA.-Direct from owner;
din. rm.. 2 bedrms., tile bath, equipped kit,
breakfast rm.; full, finished basement with
toilet, shower and refgr.: attic partly nm !;
location, cony. to Navy and Pentagon:, bus
by door: blk from schools, blks. shop
ping center, 10 min. downtown Washing
ton; see to appreciate; S14,500; possession
almost Immediately; Any my o time "a after II
EiiIn,ore st 30
Evening star., 1947-01-28

COLORED-COR. sUMNER and Wade I'd
Sc, one block OF Nichols ave.-zoned fol
hats; $3.50 down. MA. 140S, RA. 116l:
Evening star., 1947-01-28
'NVVs w OxL. I 81 e.
.OLNMBIA FOREST

house. priced to sell;
cite. kitchen. 2 bedro:
room: nice lot; must
is moving away; mr..
Shown by appt.. Office
@ pm. WRIGHT Re-
CHI. 1900, OK. 1914.
Evening star., 1947-01-28
SUBURBAN sALE-ylRGlNIA.

LEE BLVD. HEIGHTs-Immediate posses.
sion 2-story brick colo9lailI; large dnins i
friserator: fris ) bedrooms and tiled bath: full
ciude Venetian % Blinds throughou copper
plumbing, painted walls; entire home n
Immaculate condition; large lot; in lovely
sasaysIsn MRaEARp BA4iEs Siase co 5easfaae
2430: ewes. and SUM-, co. o45l OF % SH'
ARI. ino' RIDGE RD.-1f you want a nice &c
home, with s rms. fireplace, built-iin I in
hdsSsoh esssa es ow ~ sd7s E. OK zAfR5SoIoss fE56
nHd Price reduced; 8 rms. all brick; det. garT; !,
ssss ss5s1'a '8S s|Sss S'R
SS71 81 6WNEkoid 8A s41oii Alexandria home; corner
lot: conysaient to schools BUS nd ana bsth
interior; I T. hTspiaaces; oil h'Aw.h. aS shewn
sykagp:sER 81 Arb: TE safSc Baick country home. 10
ton ton room. maids room and bath, attached
encs enssse eooo eNss ca9s
REALTY Co. 2o24 Wilson blvd. GH
E aSb4;p SBb4EpRR8oMs R8 SH51 AND 2 BATHS, magnifcent
FOOT FOOT yrs old; large lot: excel; Location; ,4
RisSs 7 ss5S0so sos2 wilson if5%' s9d
IaoN I9aa; vi oVA1LGGaGE, LACE excel. s-bedroom home; @
sissSo stsP 0 cohoNRL esaz = sys5.'haSSsss
y%bEpRoSM %iSp SSs GR sR16k Ssf mi nases Sa TO
heat; in excel condition; immsdiaatne e dan
possession cap bs ad priced aoS4 at s1SiGI9S TiIsUn
4lvS vSSisffdoSEaEb Ell Wit o2 by the Side
q the road in de It ysnsbny srfa
fireplace in living room, dining, room, z
twin-bed rooms and bath; End ID, floor s,.d is
partially nshsd ywssreation w.h hsa seG
With WITH: fireplace and full bath: solid brick
eenstruction First tSYst oho IN taE excess i,oe Of
$4,000 PRICED beloT SaS,po9a 9aRNGToN IGf lns
1900 or OK. l423. 80
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD-Good construction
sn good s pnc Eo0d S yaes eoons IS
full full basement with 2 rooms, z bath clean,
s1fHs fes KEzEr sisaHr saSs ss5s
aEdtahk Slye Gh 1sSS seSor o1 brick censtsge.
sn sag 0rsns Toom
It. front lot, You have but to call. Wei
ARLiNGToN Al REALTY CO. 22o4 Wilson
blvd. GL. 1900, OK; 1923, 80
SPRING is in the air-A beautiful tree
studded lot with walkways and flower gar
dens provide an excellent background foi
this English brick. home. ,.,6 surprising
rooms, excellent bath with splashable
copper plumbing. Top fight value. from
footing to caves. By all means see It. It's
sure to please. Exclusive agents; ARLING-
TON REALTY CO., 2204 Wilson blvd.
GIL. 1900. OK. 1923. 80
Evening star., 1947-01-28

FALLS CHURCH-5-room brick BUNGALOW,
So1iao 81 heat Mae Az
Giebe rd.' Arlington. CHI. $780, cH. 2ss7.
heat. range and water heater, fireplace in
living room, full basement ana attic: oc-
down 80 Msc dsSs NDgr M 20 g sclt 9TH
Giebs icteC I'd, Arlington. cH. soao' cH. 1927.
ADJOINING TARA "a A., No No 4 AFIIngtonA dog IA.
and Snit-in ana saraae; psa s4ooo cash ss
one trust e. nseFeSt n nmeaa1s oos
Square. Arl.;s Va. ow. $685. OK. 1907
Nfs!f NWfEsToSER&zoca.ed Gh SOC in this lovely new
scSoois and is this
late 2-story brick and frame Colonial; les. ls
than years 1s 0 soS al 1 preead iii
pm. VIM. H. SAUNDERS CO., INC, In
yestment Bldg, Realtors since 1887. 81
dop ARE s tS Sds our s Ses q %se
istings. ti a. Homes for sale. from $4,000. te
Issdepee s and
dustriai properties: lots residential and
REnTY Co. Nc 5Sa SfstfR sers 6 6hs st. H
va. ow. 5s5s' OK. 1907. Nights. &C 81
bk1Ck btNoALoW~A ulCO. AtSAC u4iCA
home with slate roof, tile bath, full base
ment. oil heat; conv. location; low price;
& ROBINSON, OW. 6077, OK. 1850. rs
CORNER, u ACRE IN n. ARL;m7-rm. s;,
and beautifully equipped kit, pantry; Q
bsdTs and bsth ana aofei.S ii fe inslossa5 Ssds%5:
has h w, oil heat. fun base, insulated
and weatherstrippsd; vacant; This is,r Is q
good buy at Sls,95Q L MCGEE King. n5.
-2S~.
OWNER LEAVING COUNTRY, must .sacri-
fice beautiful stone front, Groom home:
5 bedrooms. / y baths; eonv. shopping and
/ block to transportation: full basement,
late condition. cAPUTI REALTY CO..
Mr.. Fox. AK. 4152: ewes; GH. 1885. -29
built to be your perm. home for years to
come The rms. are spacious and de-
signed for gracious living. with all the
niceties that go into a home OF this type:
2 bedrmsa baths. REAL ESTAIE
GIL. 056l, OK. 1855. rs
Evening star., 1947-01-28
BUSINESS PROPERTY FOR SALE.

Immediate possession on all Of these
wilson blvd, OW. $500, OK. 2341.
Evening star., 1947-01-28

BUNGALOW ON y ACRE; S7,95O-4 nMic' M
ofa ss sansss aas pap sap RobER7
esssssson eSssss hot sny s. 9S E
SfSEE sffSEE sFsiSassa SSa0 sssl ssps Cod
low. rms, 3 bedrms.. fireplace: oil heat
cleo refrg;, gas stove; corner = lot; posases' aeS
Sssaesn ssn slaeso s skEY Ga II fHsHs 81 Real
esHEtyfsaf tsE sasf eeSfbEta MbEssi7 ays Bellevue ave-,
Very Very desirable site; well-deyeloped 5ox, s s
lot: spacious rooms; ample closets, y
baths eplases full snee3a 6aSemP Parse seee
tpHn trie kitchen: oil &C. heat; fully insulated
many special features in this home; car
bs ,nspsstsd 1RS tme4 4of4 oris' owner pens
HYYATTsviLLE HIILs-s3; 900 down pa pay: =:
ment VIII buy this COMPLETELY ,sntsa furnishes eT
sscr ssf ss 'faE sEAr f ;se'''RRs so VIZ
sSsasosAiST.-immsd, sssosAi ": fnaed poss 1915 4th st st
iiv fm. din rn1. fully equipped ssdry Kit ane ane
fat bath htsisoS sfs hoep peed rEs very @ low toy hem
il shs aus suburban nssoSSSno9d sRo%N REALTS NJ
ssaaRTTnn1ERRggbiSRs saRnn1 Rgbi Siss' Vacant. , Yer,
rms. modern bath, Ice. liv. .rm., din. rm.
extra lge. kit, .closed-in back porch stu.
ated on over u acre of ground: poultr!
house With run; priced for quick sale. So .;
.GSo .KE soT IToosfsa TS sfss FOR the unusssl
seautiful Spanish bunsalow' IN peTfeeC oI1 eC
Condition, with tile roof, on 2 lot 1loSIu w
in the most desirable section OF Si!vei
Spring. One block of Colesytlle rd. ans
pss5 pssss soppas sss hsat ios
For further information, cal MIS-; S9gs
wen. AD. 4a5o, with HENRY E. TRiPP dp
sblbkM.. ssbl 4 nE n.EsrSAr 81 Sick. cozes
lot: oil auto heat; -poss. Feb; 10 Cal
owner, MRS. MOSBY, sH 1853 alees 1o
pm: during day. call SH. $780,, 80
SILVER SPRING-2-bedrm brick bnnsa @
low; full bsmt.; attic; cony. TO ssorsS or1
Schools and buslines. Price. Sl095o
Sfsoo dogn -, Se5 per Mmosby FsT iq bioe
after p.m.s SH. 1855. THE MAhYIhAaN,ii ~
REAL ESTAIE CO., 1884 Colesviile ro.. SH
2-BHDRM. 500 down vii
purchase this lovely bungalow In pleasan
Gandoyer Hills: bedrooms downstairs,
bedrooms upstairs: electric refrigerator: 9,
heat. Cali Mr.. Blackwood, NO. 659!, witt
SHANNON g. LUCHS CO., 1905 II st. NV
MA. 2S46. -
Evening star., 1947-01-28
WATER FRONT PROPERTY.

COLORED-UNUSUAL INVESTMENT--bQ
acres, S65 an acre: % minutes drive q. O.
line. Nd: wooded Finest type soil. Make
permanent income. RE. 29gS.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1947-02-06


Broom Frame House, acres, Clinchco-Tarpon
Road, Dickinson county, Va. This house is boxed
with stone pillar foundation. Pine floors and pop
lar trim, land be cultivated, has smoke mouse,
miles OF Clinchco. Has barn, water from spring,
no lights at present but expect them soon Price
$1,000. No. 6267
COAL MINE AND EQUIPMENT
Groom House. 80 acres, Dickinson County Mine
in good condition and has Is working places and
loading one railroad car per day. when railroad
dock is finished can load 10 per week. good
domestic trade. Quite a bit of equipment included.
There are 48 acres of coal and surface and 80
House is log, wood pillar foundation. Price
$33,O0O00 Terms $23, 100000 cash and balance IN
II months. No. 1858.
4-Room Frame House, Acres, Clintwood, Va.
House has brick siding outside, stone founda-
ton, maple floors and poplar trim. Lights house
in fair condition Barn. smoke house, acres are
level, gently rolling, cleared. Price $4,000.
No. $3.50.
Al ACRES, MORE OR LESS. room frame
house near Haysi, Va On this farm there are
acres level land, 10 acres rolling, 26 hill land
nice apple orchard Outbuilding consist of
granary, barns and lumber for poultry
house, also crib coal house and smoke
house The house is painted weatherboarded
and has stone foundation. Oak and pine floors
with pine TRIM walls are ceiled, basement and
fireplaces. Is well built house of first class
material Watered by a well, has garage, is
near stores, schools, etc. Is south OF HaySl, Va
2 miles of Rt. 652 and miles Of Clnchco, in
easy working distance to the Clinchco, Splash
dam and Stennan mines. Price $4,000. No.
1868
Al ACRES SOUTH OF CLINTWOOD, Va.
Tract contains Al acres more or less, which is
acres of bottom land and gently roll
land Hoc 2 fa16
the fences are fair. Land has good appearance.
Near church, schools bus service, etc. Is loCat-
ed IL miles south Of Clintwood. Price $1,000.
NO. 1925.
4-RooM HOUSE, 8 ACRES, sTRATToN,
Dickinson county, Va This house is frame
Weatherboarded and is sub-floored, has WOOD
and stone foundation. Maple floors and poplar
trim, papered and sheet rocked. Unfinished
basement. Has lights, nice lawn About l acre
is level, acres gently rolling acres hillside
and all cleared. About 6 acres is in pasture,
nice orchard, divided into 2 fields, has branch,
barn. granary and coal house. About IL
mile OF Stratton gravel road Price $1375.
No. 6023.
GROOM HOUSE, ACRES MORE OR LESS,
NEAR CLINCHCO, Va This house is weather
boarded and painted has wood pillar founda-
ton. All rooms ON one floor pine floors pop
lar trin water in house, lights and is in good
condition. Also has Broom tenant house,
smoke house and the land is rolling and hill
land. Nice young orchard Price $2100. No. 1852
7-ROOM HOUSE, 2 LOTS, CLINTWOOD, Va.
This house is weatherboarded, has metal roof,
wood and stone foundation. Oak floors, pop
lar trim, papered walls, all rooms one floor.
Cabinet sink in kitchen, has basement new
home lights and water in house Dairy barn.
coal house. poultry house and wash house, ON
2 level lots, fronts hard surfaced street in
the town Of Clntwood. Is near stores, schools
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1947-02-06

A R
INFORMATION
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1947-02-06

Broom Frame House, acres, -Tarpon
Road Dickinson county, Va. This house is boxed
with stone pillar foundation. Pine floors and pop
lar trim, land can be cultivated, has smoke mouse,
miles OF Clinchco. Has barn, water from spring,
no lights at present but expect them soon. Price
$500. No 6267
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Sure Cure

A doctor who had a neurasthenic
patient said to him: "Say each
morning, The Mediterranean sun is
beating down on me and curing
mel "
A week afterward his patient
went to report progress. Doctor"
he said, I'm much BETTER
Good" replied the doctor. GO
on with the treatment and don't for
get the Mediterranean sun is beat
ing down on you"
In another week the doctor called
on him and was Mortified to find the
blinds down. whats happened?"
he inquired of the maid.
please, sir, Mr.. Robinson's very
i'll"
Heavens, what was the cause?"
"Sunstroke, sir
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
80 Years Without A Vacation

Ill health forced J. N. Wilburn, of
Martinsburg, W. Va, to retire re-
Gently after he had worked for 80
years without a vacation, during
which period he estimates that he
put in an additional two years in
overtime duty. In so years of en-
ployment he lost only three weeks
time as a result of illness.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Scanty Suits Get Judges o. *.

A 58-year-old Memphis, Tenn,
woman has been placed on $50
peace bond simply because she was
mighty much irked about some
young ladies summing themselves in
their backyard in abbreviated shorts
and halters. The sun-bathers said
the complainant had threatened to
put itching powder on the grass and
had created a stir in the neighbour
hood by saying they were going
around unclothed.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Small Comfort

Prices of all living essentials ex-
cept rent declined g of one per cent
between mid-April and mid-May
for the first drop since June, 1912,
according to the Bureau of Labor
Statistics. Yet, the bureau said, on
May Is workers families in large
cities were paying over 100 per cent
more for food than in August, 1899,
48 per cent more for clothing and
81 per cent more for house furnish
ings. Residential rents were esti-
mated at 1892 compared with
1859.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Double Cause For Regrets

Three men arrived at the railway
station with the intention of catch
ing the last train. AS they reached
the platform the train began to
move out. The men ran for the
train, and the guard and porter
bundled two of them into the
guards van.
The third man stood disconso-
lately on the platform watching il
disappear.
'sHard luck, Sir" said the porter
.I'm sorry you were unable to get
on"
EYES," replied the man. MY
friends will be sorry, too; they were
only seeing me off,"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Accepts Presidency OF Columbia

General Dwight d. Eisenhower,
Army Chief of Staff, has announced
his plan to retire from this position
to become president of Columbia
University early in 1913 The exact
time of retirement will be deter
mined by President Truman's wish
and the Army's convenience. Els
enhower's successor is expected to
be Gen. Omar N. Bradley, now head
of the Veterans Administration
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Stork Outspeeds Navy Plane

It's hard to believe that stork
could win race with navy trans
port plane-but it did. And as a re-
suit Mrs. James Francis Summers,
%, wife of chief petty officer based
at the Chincoteague, Va, Naval
Auxiliary Air Station, is the proud
mother of an eight-pound, three
ounce girl born Is minutes after the
plane left Chincoteague Island on
its way to Norfolk and a hospital.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
From Mayors Office To Jail

JAMES M. Curley, Mayor of Bos-
ton, was convicted recently of mail
fraud charges and sentenced to
from six to eighteen months in jail.
Justice James M. Proctor denied the
Mayors appeal for a suspended
sentence.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
WOrdy Communication

NBC President Niles Trammel re-
ported recently that a new radio
communication system had been de-
veloped which can send 100000
words minute. He said the new
system, known as ultrafax, could
transmit twenty $4,000 word novels
from New York to San Francisco in
only 60 seconds"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Basis Of Faith

Noticing a fine-looking horse at
my Uncle Dawes Kentucky farm, 1
asked him about it. 81 took it in
trade from a Yankee friend across
the river" he said. "But the horse
is no good-he's got the dry heaves. F"
Didn't your friend tell you he
had the heaves?" / asked.
"Son, l make it rule when trad
ing horses with a friend never to
ask questions" said Uncle Dave. Il
know damn well he'd lie to me, and
I'm afraid that might make me dis
trust him."
Readers Digest
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Urges work Or Fight +" Law

In an address prepared for the
first graduating class of the Armed
Forces Industrial College, Bernard
M. Baruch, world-famous adviser
to presidents, recently called for a
work or fight" law applicable to
men and women alike as one of the
minimum essentials to modelling
Americas full might" in the event
of a future war.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Merely Preferred Upper Berth

Five-year-old Joseph Eek, of Phil
adelphia, chose new sleeping
place one night recently-and there
by started his family and more than
100 policemen on a frantic search.
The hunt was halted after an uncle
found Joe curled up in a sideboard
drawer, bedded in table linens The
boy explained that he just didn't
like the idea of sleeping upstairs.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
World Wide Briefs
OF The Past Week
Stolen; One House

Stolen: One House
Earl A. Allen, a railroad brake
man of East Peoria, ILL.,, returned
from his run some days ago to dis
cover that the two-story pre-fabri-
Gated home he was building had
disappeared. Allen said neighbors
told him they saw someone piling
parts of the house into a truck, but
they believed that Allen had decided
to change the location of the place.
The house was completely built ex-
cept for a roof.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Sentenced For Staying Playmates

Oliver Terpening, Jr., slender 16-
year-old Michigan farm boy who
some weeks ago killed four rural
playmates ranging in age from 2 to
16 years because he always won
dered what it would feel like to kill
someone" was sentenced to life i'm
prisonment by Circuit Judge
George W. Des Jardines recently
after the youth had been found sane
at public hearing.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
From Grave To Cradle

Rev. Thomas Lund, 67-year-old
minister of Tredington, England,
whose wife died last year at the
age Of 81, disclosed recently his in
tention to marry the Tredington
beauty queen, Joan Hitchman, who
is 10 years Of age.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Near The Center Aisle

The movie usher was in the den
lists chair.
"Now, Miss" asked the dentist,
(which tooth is giving you all the
trouble?"
Second from the left in the bal
cony," she replied.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Cant Sell Himself The Idea

Grace" said her father from the
head of the stairs, "is that sweet
heart of yours an auctioneer?"
mo, father. Why?"
Because he keeps on saying he's
going - going, but he hasn't gone
yet"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Producing The Proof

Bully-Why run away? l thought
you said you could lick me with
one hand tied behind your back.
Small Boy-I'm just going home
to get some string.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Plea Of Innocence

Traffic Officer-You are arrested
for speeding"
Sweet Young Thing-"Why Off
Ger, you can't arrest me- This isn't
my car and l haven't any operators
license"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10

he said: "This is the tooth paste
that gives your teeth that brilliant
finish. have been using it for three
years" Then he concluded: an fact,
I'm still using it on the three teeth
I've still got"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Intimate Contacts

Two gentlemen were talking
about a mutual acquaintance.
"He told me he's constantly in
touch with the heads of several or
CARNATIONS"
Gle ought to be. He's barber"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Cumulative Process

Dumb boy: I'll be even smarter
than my teacher soon.
Polly: What makes you think so?
Dumb boy: She gives me a piece
of her mind every day.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
MANY Vets Still Under Age

Veterans Administration figures
show that almost half a million war
veterans are not yet old enough to
vote. OF these, $4,000 are under 20
years of age. The average age of
all World War II veterans as of
June 80 was 29.1 years.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Surgical Operation

why did they evict the medical
student from the library?"
'"They caught him removing the
appendix from the book he was
reading"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10

said Mrs. Rogers suffered the first
attack and shock caused the hus-
band to collapse seconds later. 1t
was Mrs. Rogers birthday.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Animal Instinct, Stupid!

Lecturer - Three thousand four
hundred and twenty-six elephants
were needed last year to make bill
lard balls Now are there any
questions?
Freshman-How did they train
the beasts to do such delicate work?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10

The two stones most commonly
associated with marriage are the
diamond and the grindstone.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Unto The End

After Sd years Of married life,
John E. Rogers, n, of North Truro,
Mass, and his wife Ellen, 80, died in
each others arms on June "a of
heart attacks. DR.. Daniel II. HILBERT
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10

Marriage is one field in which the
amateurs have the best chance Of
success.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10

When one gets older his clothes
run more to latitude than to long
itude.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10

When yo uhave an edge to your
voice it's best to cut out talking.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
That Brilliant Finish

A Rome radio announcer is re-
ported to have talked himself right
out of job-and no wonderl Start
ing a commercial for tooth paste,
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-07-10
Important Task

Joe: I'm baker at the U. S. mint.
Harold: You are? What do you
do?
Joe: l roll out the dough.