Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1947-04-11
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Broadway Confetti: Passing an
apartment the other day we heard
some music. 1t brought us up short.
It was beautiful. Here's the low
down: It won't be released until
May. Watch it click. The name Of
the ditty: "Rockin' Horse Cowboy"
(words and tune by Tony Starr
and Frank Capano), recorded by
frankie earle. The vocalulu is by
Marjorie Hughes. Murray Win
ants kiddie album, cts Fun To
Eat" is click. He will do several
administering all child problems
of your headaches. Street
scene in Washington Square: Little
7-year-young Susan Greenberg Tin
the early yawning), who has the
honor Of giving Fala his daily stroll.
From all those reports Of
American looting in Ger
many you'd gather that we have
Invested the Germans Of every
thing but pro-Hitlerites. Reports
from there indicate that nation
alism again Is on the rise. Well,
you can't blame 'em. From the
way we've been treating them,
they are bound to think THEY
won the war!
The Stage Door: Paulette God
dard, twitted for exotic evening
dress without hosiery, observed
the following afternoon ankling
(and such ankles) along With avenue
with more sensible covering.
Leonora Corbett Of the British stage
is new Yankee Doodle Dandy. -.
Not too many playgoers know it,
but "The Importance of Being Ear
nest" was dashed off by Oscar
Wilde when he was happily mar
ried, and not after his famous
tumble. Clark Gable told re-
porters he considered himself lucky
to wind up with $1,000 after a year
of earning $4,000 weekly. Lucky is
right. One columnist we know Che
makes almost twice that much)
winds up owing his heirs 10 times
what Gable keeps.
Midtown Vignette: One of
those naive, gullible, midtown
husbands was finally told that
his Mrs. was giving him the Old
Razzoo. "We'H show you
with your own eyes," said a pal.
-. They went to movie theater
and, sure enough, there she was
(necking like anything) in the
next-to-last row with fella. -.
They watched the whole thing
and then left. "Well?" said
the pal. $50 what?" was the
answer. II don't even know
the guy!"
The Press Box: A Detroit daily
neatly nutshelled: 1.-THE basic task
at the Moscow conference will not
be to make peace with Germany
but to keep peace among the AL
lies" -. Since the end of the war,
American taxpayers have shelled
out half billion to solve Germany's
problems. A fraction of that sum
would solve the housing problem Of
American war vets. Both John
L. Lewis and Joe Stain have dis
covered that when Uncle Sam runs
out of patience-you will start run
ming for cover. Hitler also discov-
cred that. In short: Americas an
swer to the iron curtain-is an iron
GSft Wash in hi,,,,D,,
that biz has tobogganed 80 per cent
Gin the last six months) because of
government payroll SlasheS.
The Irony of the Week: 1t was
just short paragraph on an in
side page, but the irony of the
yarn packed more of dra-
matte wallop than any play
wright could concoct: Many
Germans are now trying to be
converted to the Jewish faith in
the hope that it will make it
easier for them to get visa to
the United States!
We only regret that the Jews
those Germans helped slaugh-
ter didn't live to view the spec
tacle Of their cOwardly tormen-
tors trying to hide behind the
religion they hit from behind.
ColyumemOs: Herbert Lehman
told group seeking donations that
he is unemployed for the first time
in his life, with no prospect of a job
in sight. Then he donated $4,000.
Victor Gilbert's millionaire
parent built (for him) hotel in
Ridgefield, Conn.,, which cost $780,
900. 1t makes most other hotels its
size look like hobotels. The fee for a
weekend is only 5000. After
reading vignette here abou. Ben