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Evening star., 1947-10-09
The Chef Saws

carrots, cut in pieces and, II you
like, nubbin Of garlic. Let all
this boil slowly for one and . half
to two hours.
When the meat Is tender, put
it, after draining, into . warm
serving platter and heap the onions
and carrots about 1t. Strain the
liquid in which 1t was cooked ard
return 1t to the fire. Reduce 1t by
cooking to about one-third Of the
original quantity.
Clean . pound Of fresh mush-
rooms and stew them lightly In a
little water with lemon juics and
salt for flavor.
Now melt some butter In another
saucepan, blend in q little -four
and cook until the mixture is q
golden brown. Add the liquid from
the meat and the mushrooms, STIR
ring gently but steadily to keep
the sauce smooth and free from
Jumps. Cook, just at the boil, for
10 or Is minutes.
Take . cup Of good rich cream
and mix with it egg yolks, lightly
beaten. Heat this through, but do
not let 1t boil. Check for seasoning
and strain through cheesscloth. Put
the mushrooms and the other vege-
tables over the meat and pour the
sauce over all.
Baby new potatoes. boiled In
their jackets and dressed with
chives and butter, are wonderful
With this-but you may serve regu-
lar boiled potato balls with parsley
butter If you prefer. The thing is
to have everything good and hot
when 1t is served, as this brings out
the delicate flavors of the veal and
the mushrooms.
Evening star., 1947-10-09
Homemaking
Classes
FALL--1947.

CLOTHING I: Monday. 10
II am, Chamberlain Voca-
tional School. CLOTHING II:
Monday, Ia pm, Chamberlain
Vocational School. CLOTHING
II: Friday, 1912 am, Cham
berlain Vocational School.
CLOTHING I: Friday, 1-3 pm,
Chamberlain Vocational School.
NUTRITION: Wednesday, 10
IL am, Chamberlain Voca-
tional School. FOOD BUYING:
Tuesday, Is pm, and MAR
KETTNG: Thursday, 1-3 pm,
Chamberlain Vocational School.
INTERIOR DECORATION:
Tuesday, 1912 am, Chamber
lain Vocational School. IN
TERROR DEC OR ATT ON:
Wednesday, 1-3 pm, Cham
berlain Vocational School.
There will be . 81 laboratory
fee on all the above courses.
Registration for all sof these.
homemaking courses will be
held at Chamberlain Vocational
school, Fourteenth and PENN
sylyania avenue Sc, on Friday.
october 10. from . am. until
noon. Please register at this
time. otherwise classes may
be filled and your name would
have to Be placed on the wait
ing list.
Evening star., 1947-10-09

are the best varieties in the melon
family, there are few cantaloupe
left but they are about gone for this
year.
There are plenty Of green's and
salad vegetables to toss in the Oc-
tober salad bowl. Turnip tops, kale.
spinach, or collards for cooking
other vegetables include Brussel
sprouts, cauliflower, lima beans.
string beans, sweet potatoes, Irish
potatoes, Hubbard and acorn
squash, pumpkins. red and green
cabbage, oyster plant, peas, broccoli,
eggplant, celery, peppers and
onions. An abundance Of key ma
terial for soups, salads, or main
vegetable dishes. The homegrown
tomatoes are fast disappearing, the
ones from California are good
quality but they're expensive.
Chestnuts are beginning to show
up and so are the seasons first
cranberries.
HERE AND THERE: The per-
centaye Of waste in seven COM
mon vegetables, purchased for
home canning research, was calcu-
lated recently by the Bureau OF
Human Nutrition and Home Eco.
nomics. The vegetables having the
most waste were corn, with "A per
cent of the weight in husks. cobs and
hulls, and lima beans with 50 per
cent Of the weight in pods. Least
wasteful were summer squash, beets,
okra, sweet potatoes and pumpkin
The American Herb Grower,
published every month at Falls VII
lage, Conn, offers q wealth of pert
inent information about herb culture
and cookery. It is the only magazine
devoted entirely to the interests OF
Evening star., 1947-10-09

A restaurant, famous in Paris
always featured = specialize do 10
maison-"Blanquette de Veau." Just
why veal cooked In this particular
way should be 50 much better than
almost any other Is hard to describe
but the fact remains that, for q
dinner party dish, 1t has few equals,
You pay high for 1t In American
hotels and restaurants, but it Il
not difncult to prepare and should
be q feather In anyone's cap at the
swankiest dinner party.
Get, say. ! pounds Of the best
whitsst and tendersst veal you can
find and have the meat cut into
good sized cubes. Parboil these cubel
for about five minutes and then
pour of that water. Now rinse with
fresh cold water. drain and put
back on the stove with . quart OF
fresh cold water and bring to q
boil.
Season with salt. pepper, Z hsrt
bunch, . dozen small peeled whole
onions (soms Of them stuck with
. Glove or two, 1 medium-Nsed
Evening star., 1947-10-09
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Evening Star, Washington I.
Views expressed in the Clear
ing House are not necessarily
those of The Star. and, as 1t
Is obviously impossible for us
to test all recipes submitted, we
cannot assume responsibility
for them. Betsy CasweH
Evening star., 1947-10-09
CACTUS PLANTS?
CARROT CURLS?

(Frorr d. r. S., Washington.)
Can any Of the readers tell me
what is wrong with my cactus
plants? One wants to send out
shoots which are spindly and tiny
instead of nice, sturdy, healthy ones
as the parent is. The other, a spiny
round one, is growing at the top,
but the new growth is green and
has practically no spines at all,
while the lower part is in the con-
dition which the plant was in,when
I bought it, with spines about half
inch long. Does it mean too little
sun? Wrong kind of soil? Wrong
amount of water? Or what? If
any one knows j will appreciate
their help so much,
I should also at this time like to
ask If any one knows how to make
carrot curls I slice them thin with
q special utensil for that purpose
and put them in cold water in the
refrigerator, but they never curl. Is
there some trick I don't know?
Evening star., 1947-10-09
CUTTING RUG.

CUTTING RUG.
From Mrs. J. J. H., CheDy Chase. J
For Mrs. w. G. w., Alexandra
A rug salesman showed me what to
do with a rug similar to yours which
fit the room except where it covers
the hearth. BY this method you
can use the rug in the present room
and in another room later If you
wish. Cut the rug along the sides
OF the hearth. Bind these ends Will,
matching rug binding purchased at
q notion counter. Do not cut the
cross piece. Fold 1t under and cut
out your lining pad for the space
The rug takes up underneath. This
way you get q fiat surface and the
lining pad can be used or put away
to be replaced when needed.
Evening star., 1947-10-09
Subber Dish

Here's a splendid suggestion, sent
me by q reader, for a supper or
luncheon dish for II or SO, follow
ing q period of sports or before a
football game in the autumn air.
Get about 5 pounds of beef short
ribs and have the butcher cut them
in portion size. Wipe them with
a damp cloth and rub them with
salt and pepper. Put them In . deep
kettle, with a little fat; and arrange
over them a layer of onion slices
Drop In a couple Of bay leaves, some
minced parsley. 3 or 1 whole cloves
and q scant teaspoon OF whole pep
percorns. Cover the kettle, and bake
for 2 hours in . moderate oven.
Then add IL cans sauerkraut
pushing It beneath the ribs to mix
we'll with the drippings and cover
the ribs with another IN cans
sauerkraut. Add some water OF
stock to moisten the kraut.
Cover and return to the oven for
another hour, turning and stirring
occasionally. Serve with plenty OF
boiled potatoes dressed with but
ter and chopped chives. -
Evening star., 1947-10-09

gifts) that I would like to pack
away so that they could be stored
safely In a basement without. being
affected by any dampness. My
apartment is too small to keep
Evening star., 1947-10-09
STORING LINENS?
GARBAGE RECIPE.

from Mrs. M. r. M, Alexandria, }
I have quite few household
linens (given to me as wedding
Evening star., 1947-10-09

pie with stick to the ribs quoy the OF the house
will appreciate
Hot Tomato Juice
o"'0"-' -'"e''e Mt4ed 1se Vegetable Salad "''' ''0'''
O"' '''''A 0"" Onion Cheese Pie.
(about crackers 2x2) ~ cups milk. ;csldsd
cup meS sS or other shortening ssnS I beaten
~ cups onions sliced teaspoon pepper
" \ pound cheese, finely shredded
Combine cracker crumbs and melted butter or other shortening %
pie plate ,, = ,,n.r t.+ n, ,,nt,v drowned p,c. in
bottom scald milk slowly add the
ADD M salt as FER and % mnues Pe or n ]
out clean Serve hot as main
Serves as.
SATURDAY
sa,oeeued Ground Beef on Split sams 1nns Sim,
'' Caramel Rice Pudding
..,,..: c.''-ss-A's. tssssnoon, ssw; ,0,,r
T. 'exn enn water u teaspoon mustard
eeo aPp R hreeded cabbage cold while making dressing
Beat the eggs slightly top double boiler stir in the
stir ys ns oT es app @
so sos ane or eod Ssr'' '0s ''''" P'' "'' ' ' ~ ''
SUNDAY
Roast Chicken Dith Noodle Dressing
:R.sps .l..h.r. on this ps..
Roast Chicken With Noodle Dressing
.si.a ons S chicken espes
u teaspoon salt ~ teaspoons sat
Y teaspoon papdka FOR oaslng:
stu1inr. "a butter
I tablespoon salad oil cup wafer
u Glove garlic rev drops OF 1aoasco
a hnelym mil
2 fresh mushrooms tablespoons nour
soft bread crumbs tablespoons water
2 cooked, chopped, broad cup sweet cream
noodles tablespoon lemon juice OF 1aH
N tablespoons chopped pimientoa wine.
u teaspoon powdered thyme
clean chicken and rub with mixture paprka
eet aside while preparing ung oil in frying
until turns yellow Remove garlic Add onion and
Add mushrooms and cook about
Add crumbs noodles and seasonings Nix together lightly
chicken Sew chicken and truss Roast IN moderate
and neha hours Base
occasionally with water and Tabasco Gravy
combine juice In roasting Add
srs.nn and lemon flice or wine by "vt"
Evening star., 1947-10-09
BROILED ICING;
LAMP SHADES.

IFrom MTS. Z. W. CHeOeTty.J
For Mrs. S. S. R., Washington,
re cleaning lamp shades. I have
cleaned my silk lamp shades many
times by the following method and
they have always looked fresh and
new each time. After the third or
fourth washing I did replace the
braid at bottom and top. /. Choose
a windy day. 2. In one laundry tub
prepare a good rich suds in fairly
warm water. 3. In other tub use
same temperature water but no
soap. 4. Dash lamp shade up and
down, washing lightly with hands.
5. Rinse in clear water. 8. Quickly
hang out to dry in brisk wind. Il
tie my shades on the line with a
strip of muslin0 The results are
very satisfactory.
For Mrs. H. Y. s., Bethesda, re
BROILED icing: Three tablespoons
butter, Il cup brown sugar, table
spoon cream tscalded). " cup
shredded coconut or nuts. Cream
butter. Add sugar and blend. Add
cream and coconut. Spread on
cake while still hot. Place cake on
broiler rack. Turn switch to broil
and heat until unit is glowing red.
Set cake under unit for q few min
utes until frosting bubbles up and
is slightly brown. Very good!
Evening star., 1947-10-09

Y cup whipped cream
Chopped nuts.
Place > scoop Of ice cream in q
parfait glass. Make holes in the ice
cream with . warm glass stirring
rod. Pour a tablespoonful Of wine
into each serving of ice cream. Add
2 tablespoons of crushed pineapple
to each serving and top with another
scoop Of leo cream. Make holes in
the ice cream and pour wine into 1t
as before. Add another two table
spoons Of pineapple. Top with
whipped cream and finish with 4
sprinkling of nuts.
Evening star., 1947-10-09
FINISHING LINOLE EuM.

From Mrs. P. w. O., Washington
To the reader who asked about
shellac or kitchen linoleum. Do
not use shellac, use two coats Of
clear varnish, best grade, then when
thoroughly dry, wax with we'll
known liquid wax. This finish lasts
longer than any other.
Evening star., 1947-10-09
Baked Beans

II you want to make your can
of baked beans taste 80 much like
the real Boston" type that your
Evening star., 1947-10-09
PRICKLY PEAR.

(Fron M. F. M, W1shington.l
I have (drying) the seeds of a
red ripe prickly pear. Has any
one knowledge as to their culture,
planting time, soil. exposure and IL
adapted to D. c. climate rs potted
plant or garden growth? And, please,
why was there only one bite that
had any taste for me; that being
at end of hard seed ball, halt way
from the end? It was a disappoint.
ment 6 q morsel Of curiosity.
Evening star., 1947-10-09
Pineapple
Parfait

(M6k1e Ss1 S0rv3n0S.
! quart vanilla ice cream
Y cup Port Wine.
IN cups crushed pineapple
Evening star., 1947-10-09
QUERIES?

from Mrs. L. F. NJ, ArltnotonJ
7 would like very much to know
where to obtain some of the Ha-
waiian quilt patterns. particularly
the one called Fruit of the Tree Of
the Garden of Eden" Could any
kind reader tell me where they are
available7
Also, I have several linoleum
blocks which I have used In block
printing tablecloths, drapes and the
like. wonder If there are other
readers who would be interested in
trading some for short time, since
the making OF the original block is
such q large part of the work2
II II II II
Evening star., 1947-10-19
HOUSES WANTED TO suY.

2 OR BEDROOMS, unfurn, NV. area
of Wilson High School or American Uri-
VIII 90 Dalntins and repairs. wo
I NEED nice s-bedroom bungalow in
ssfa1i SMALL sesse 81 s.BEDkSoM M S HOUSE. prefer
P. 6. County or good ne. section; can pay
fafa FAY "a G9sa a'se Rok sfis5 HOUSES white or col
orsd. any section, any condition. B. LIss'
IF IF PROMPT R;iaa ATTENTION to tn. sale of
your home, business or Investment Drop
pHR1Es. f1iE s Realtor tor % sos North @ Capitol 1t "a
Pay Pay CASH sf FoR sSedroom s houses. siee chevy
GEO. "; RosaERTsoN, Resltor. slo1 wis.
PRivATE fTsi M1 faSs Fak1Y will pa, cash for or
3 bedroom house in Arlington. OK. 1881
evenings. Saturday and Sunday. No agents.
SfF sfkGiSix salI; HOMES urgently needed Ii
farm. acreage or lots within the next few
r rssd IS 'hs Sessa %f a 9hs ssnss
"a sse1S0aa 81 R.assas Fs
SELF ShHEeh YoUR yi HOME FA saS snd prop
erty Wide-awake sales dept, specializing
more thar, so years in Sc, and Md; prop
ess eisH King Ese e. Real e 1assrs
and !nsurancs;; Clio Nichols ave. Sc,
Viz aSSa aa9E 6ffEsTs athssE who will pay cash for
REaITY afas su1hETha &c Eha'S Co. q ow. S 7sss u'en
PVT. PARTY tex-GD wants to buy s.
bedrm. home under $4,000. Deal direct
SVhR Rek .xDerienc.
In selling and appraising d. c. property:
Ny personal inspection, appraisal and
counsel is available without OBLIGATION to
sell. We need many homes in the D. c..
n.arSy @S aaoo and Va pho1s sEs O Syn
TashE III sth ho Il r66K sEbRS& "a Sz6a 6aousE in
instSS e rsTfas d ss ssunties p
ARLINGTON want to buy 5-room
PRIVATE PARTY desires nice or bed
room home in NV. or suburbs: state price;
no agents. Box 6S-M, Star. ~
WE NEED MORE desirable listings in d. c.
and Nd. For prompt results call daily to
|5. J. P. ROGERS, TR. $500. "a
NAVY CAPTAIN tRetired) will pay cash
for 3 or bedrm. home located in DC. or
vic. Now living at q hotel and must buy
quickly. Please call my agent MR.. DIXON
iMMEDiHTE II AcTIoN-we will buy your
home today or sell to cash clients at full
market value. Free appraisals. MITCHELL
QUICK: DI. 1881 until Pm. 2bs
WANTED-Southeast and Northeast prop
lerty for prospective btA A.rs in next so days
Csil or write HARRY e. GLADMAN, 30S
Pa. ave. s.e., Ii. O346. Estab. 1901.
Evening star., 1947-10-19
HOUSES v,..,;TEo TO BUY tco,,

Ill
RI1i RIKEGT ct iRoM r ~ < oWNER 81 80 q rm homes
MOVING 70 p. Cash: desire. s-s
rms rms. In! n s%Fishtwood % vicinity sauls addi-
small apt. house or bunslov. Silver s sprins
FIVE 81 S0f fssm weAra 81 s5s 81
properties. lots and screase of ali I''s types
NEEDED needed Immediately for waiting clients
coasaet soa naos Us no now for prompt confidentia
casa h JESS e 0PT P1sRER R1Ssefsy CO. a.
INC Realtors. 1920 KSst. NV. RE. $3.50
nave MANY CLIENTS. list your propert,
Rsslfz Ms EAvh vfS casH FirrfESR r. Il sSS
osa H6s Mhat co eavf Rsstot ssa
VI MANa Housk Ss st. ma o5s5
or unimproved land for sale: we fsege nave
SsP'i coKfokaoa 81 Nj s'ufhsE s PRuRE R RH
ST: AND N;E. rRorERrY-we will pa,
all cash or will sell for you: We set results
quick "a action n4 oo MAX MILLER. 500 11th st
CHARLES S: GUM has clients waiting
and nearby Maryland. FIR. 1906.
60 YEARS SERVICE to local property
ersn Wtb Wm rsit I
WILL PAY CASH for houses WI wnite lei o, o.
colored. any condition or section. HO
DO You WANT SPEEDY ACTIoNe Lis,
gill pay top price. ENTERPRISE REALTY
fNMEDiATE Cash As H'Tr Tor You Your 'opu property, NJ.
or Sc" white or colored. Maryland or Vir-
Einia1 9 n.r, COX q CO. DI. 1914, RE. 1888, :,
white or colored house, in any condition;
yill PAY pN, all i. cash Boy 1:n-K. Star: -:1
Ss prasss b. Gi S sa s Free fsnns
w VIZ DO 30 NOT MOVE MOUNTAINS or per-
form miracles, but if you will list your
you prompt, and courteous service: our
REALTY, s437 Georsia ave. 81. 300; If #
70 oR 5R'Esr bfpRo5M ff'i 81 lsaa House in
ss'ss IN ffTh srfhs fi TS 81
SIa SkJSSTE Sad Il, PARTY will pay cash ' up to
State address and details. Box 22S-K.
WE'RE TRYING HARD to find a certain
type typ, house for former customer. Bunsa,
schools and buses should be reasonably
close; possession so days. but 30 would
be better: Silver Spring or other subur-
ban location. If your properly is for
sale and comes near to these require
ments we will look at it beforehand with
out your BENZ obligated in the least,
r: P. RIPLEY, Realtor,, SH. 1893. III
no answer. cal! Mr.. Hughes at ST.. 1890 J
EDWIN L. ELLIS, REALTOR-I can sell
y;,Hzl yoTr pGrpsrsy fast i price is risht. spe-
l0lQ Vermont ave, RE. 514O.
WANIED,-Houses or acreage for clients
Heights or within 10 miles Of same.
VEST REAL ESTATE. HI. 7099: after
MAY WE HELP You: Why not let our
experiences exp al1,a real estate office take over
ing your nome? The moment we start
are sensible Call Ma; 1857 and we will
MILLER. Jr. d. BRO. Realtors, 1912
CoL0RED-HoUsEs WANTED in all sec
tions. Lei us sell your home. For speedy
action list your properties with the ARION
COL0RED-iN TAKOMA PARK. or con-
venient to section-6 rooms, immediate
possession: reasonably priced ST. 1913.
Evening star., 1947-10-19
HOUSES FOR sALE-southwe.t.

VACANT-ALL-WHITE neighborhood on c
st. s.w.-S rms. bath. h.-w.h.; near all
Govt. depts. ME. 1647. 81
$500 DOWN-S-rm. frame; 217 11th st.
s.w.; will redecorate inside; conv. down
town location for renting rooms: .$9,75O
on easy terms. less for substantial cash.
Call TABI,ER, INC. RE. 5000 10
Evening star., 1947-10-19

CAp!IoL HEIGHTS-Lse. corner prop,
een on flrSt f moor; 3 bedrms. and bath on Snd
@ n; full 9 psmt - @ oil h..wh.: owner must sell,
elusive realtors DU. 1856; ewes, OIL $3.50.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1947-03-03

uri potitka: Ljubljanske mladin-
ke, ki imajo svoj "neboticnik" V
nekdanji viteski dvorani, lahko
opazujejo znamenite freske ma
stropu, XII prikazujejo junaska
Heraklejeva della. Ogledujejo 81
jih in Sc jim smehijajo, vedo, da
so to- neresniene bake, one pa
.ustvarjajo vehka della v resnici.
Oh pol stirih Sc brigade zbero
k politicni uri. zdaj pridejo tudi
profesorji do besede. Slede raz-
nj krozki "a one, XII imajo po-
pravne izpite,1 in "a vse ostale,
Xxi 81 zele izpopolnitve. Okoli
cerkve, pri Soil in pods ipo SO
postavljene soske table. v senci
"a cerkvenin zidonn studira vee.
ia sk,spina rhatematiko, ma hloi
dih pod iablanami bere druga
slxuPina ruske casopise, skuRina
viSjesolcev S sveiim uciteliem
odhaja z rlal,ami pod pazduho
ma Iowa primernimi notivi, "a
Solo SO Sc zbrai oni, ki imajo "
pite il zgodoyine, ptujska hri-
gada ina Y gradu peYske vaje,
81 Dalje na 3. strani)
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kar mora pretpeti napadeni narodi predvsem
pa jugoslovanski narodi Nj mogoce mmo zgodovnskih
resnc XII tezko obtozuejo Avstro in nene reakconarne
predstavnike. Maj lie bezn oblk nanzamo nekaj taks
nih dejstev.
>Vkljucitev Avsrje Hitlerjev rajh je bia zvrsena
1888 brez vsakega odpora avsrijskega naroda
Nacizem e pretvoril Avstrijo predno postoanko
skega mperaizma, odskocno desko fasisticne
dov jugovzhodne Evrope Prkucitev Avstrje rahu je
ba posedca rezultat pangermanske poltike XII 10 IL
vajal Avsriji okviru avstfoogrske monarhe
tenn razdobu prve avstrijske repubke Pc prkljucitv
je bill ustanovljen Gradcu takozvani ugovzhodni ne-
ski institut Tuka avstrsk profesor posebnih
cajih predava kulturbundovcem il Jugoslave Tuka
Sc vzgaja nstruktorj tukaj bill sprozeni prv zamat
XII organzirane pete kolone Ma tenn nsttuu panger-
nansk nacisticno navdahnen avsrijsk vseuciSki pro-
fesor prpravali napad Jugosavio. Tukaj zbi-
rail- podatk vseh on Jugoslovanov XII ih je
bo reba zaje IN zapreti po vdoru hterjevskih top
jugoslovanska tia. Seznam linen ocnimi podat so "a
vzemai obseg Is debelh knjig
Bombardiranje Beograda g. aprila 1941 e poveri Hit
Ter avstrskenu generalu Aeksandru Lehru TO bombar
dranje je zvrsila cetrta etaska enota XII e ea svo
je baze ma Dunau, Gradcu in Aradu Tocasno ma
pade severne mee Jugosave htlerevske cete katerih
komandni sestav je bill po vecini zpolnen pripadnik
Avstrie Ma navaznejsh polozah stale avstrske di
vzije Der Fuehrer, Deutschland" in "Germana Dva-
najsa armada XII e operiraa iz Bolgarije e imela
jem sestavu dive avstrsk dviz. tistih tezkih dneh
nacsene agresije jugoslovanski narod tako sppza
da nj nobene, nti najmanjse razlike med nemSkmi in
avstrjskimi pripadniki
~ (DGtJe prihodnjic) E#
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SIX r A I

l ~
Ubogal jo ie
A.: "zakaj 81 zapisal v parte
svoje zene, da je bila stara 80
let, ko jih je imela vendar 52?"
B.: ITO je bila njena posled-
MIA VOLTA" .
Pri zdravniku
Bolnik: 'Torej, gospod dok-
tor, kako je menoj?"
Zdravnik: mic kaj dobro ne
kaze. Alkohol, alkohol,/ dragi
moz!"
Bolnik: ''Kaj pa-ce bi Sc "a
nekaj casa odrekel terana?"
Zdravnik: "To bi morali stori-
ii pred desetimi lett. Zdaj je ze
prepozno."
Bolnik: 'Hvala Bogu!'
Oh zgodnji uri
Malice vinjen je prisel MOI oh
stirih zjutraj domov in po prstih.
v zakonsko spalnico. Tenkocut-
ma zenica Sc je kljub temu prebu-
dila in vprasala jezno:
"No, koliko je pa spet ura?"
"Ena," Sc je prihuljeno zlagal
MOI. A tedaj je stenska ura uda-
rila stiri.. "Tiho bodi," je 'mo*
nahrulil uro, "saj vem, da je ena,
kaj hi to stirikrat ponavljala!"
Salon "a glasbo
"To pa je nasa soba "a glas-
bo," tolmaci nekdo prijatelju, XII
je prisel ma obisk.
"Kako pa to, sal v njej nj ne
glasovirja ne harmonike, ne 60
Sill"
"Seveda, toda tel sobi Sc
najboljse slisi sosedov radio"
Logika A.llI
Professor tolmaci: ''Moc pre-
sole je toliko vecja, kolikor ina
mo fosforja glavi. &c je tako,
poteno bi najinteligentnejse BIZ
le. 20"
Dijak: "Vzigalice!!"
Vzoren clan
"Zakaj je vas moz brcnil tega
psa nogo?"
"Ah, jezen je bill, -ker je moral
placati clanarino kot clan dru-
stva "a zascito zivali."
Mulc povprasa gospoda "a
Furo.
"Pol enajstih je, dragec."
"Komaj? JAZZ hi pa zelel, da
me tocno opoldne pisete v uho."
"cakaj, cakaj, falot nehvalez-
MI" in gospod Sc spusti v dir "a
bezecim mulcem kricec: "Poli-
cal, policaj, primite ga! Dejal>
je, da mai ga tocno opoldne pi-
sem v uho."
Germ: "Gospod, "a to pa Sc nj
treha tako. gnati, sal innate Sc
pol ure casa"