The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1947-11-13
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by Wanda and Peg
In absence of We ed.

IL SSSl1lS W Us 1AAd1 Vic A'A'A
has been a madhouse of we'd
ding plans and preparations
for months. First Wanda took
the leap, then Peggy changed
her name, and now the boss
has gone and dood it.
Sorry gals, we don't know any
more eligible bachelors, but you
can list your names and we'll
do our best. Just phone the H.
T.. H. Matrimonial bureau.
Seriously, though, best of
luck to Mr.. and Mrs. Peterson,
who are now honeymooning.
- P. K. W. D. -
Figuratively speaking, we
patted the bride on the cheek,
kissed the groom, gave them a
lot of good advice from a
couple of old married women,
sent them on their way with a
cheer and settled down to do
some rlain and fancy loafing at
the office.
P. K. w. g. -
We owe our football write-up
this week to the cooperation of
Darr Kicker and c.. Egnew. We
were going to cover the game
ourselves, being ardent fans, but
decided that what with the
crowd and everything, we might
get a little confused. AS one of
our friends puts it, we couldn't
bell an incomplete tumble from
a forward offSide". We planned
on Dooley's help, but Dooley
did a hunting 60. The inimit-
able Chazz, spotter and reporter
extraordinary, upon whom VIC
might have called, had a date
with a P. A. system. So Darr,
gallant soul that he is, came to
our rescue. He stood on the
sidelines and froze, and we
think he did a very creditable
job, of reporting, that is. The
starting line-ups and Deer
Lodge record were furnished by
the aforesaid c. Egnew. Our
most gratefullest gratitude to
the both of you. Now we know
where we can get a couple of
reporters in a hurry.
This brain ca work makes
us awfully hungry, so time out
for coffee and doughnuts.
- P. K. w. D. -
We have discovered that in
order to transact business in
Hardin, one must be able to
consume gallons of coffee. Prob
ably more big deals are closed
over a coffee cup in Hardin than
in any other town in the Unit
ed States. These are our own
personal statistics, and not nee
essarily those of the Tribune
Herald. We base our statistics
on the grand opening of the
Elder cafe Saturday morning.
Between the hours of 900 and
HOO am. free coffee and
doughnuts were served to 24l
persons. This would be 2 1920
persons per minute.
OF course, several people
drank more than one cup of
coffee. We stayed for the full
two hours, and noticed several
others doing the same.
The cafe was beautifully dec
GRATED, all the work having
been done bv the staff. BaS-
kets of flowers from other bust
ness establishments were much
in evidence and the horn of
plenty was a work of art. TIL
lies chefs hat was marvellous
to behold. It is a cute little
white Organdy number adorned
with a green satin bow in the
back. (Sorry, we have run out
of adjectives. Time out while
we consult Mr.. Webster.)
However, we honestly believe
that Hardin is indeed lucky to
have such a fine restaurant,
and we wish Tillie lots of luck.
- P. K. w. D. -
Much credit is due the Ameri-
can Legion post for their fine
job of underwriting the football
game last week. Most of the
merchants cooperated very well,
and there was a large turn out
for the game.
Hardin has a football team of
which to be proud. Friday, the
Bulldogs will meet the Harlow
town Engineers here for the
southern division championship
game. The Legion is again un-
derwriting the guarantee, and
would appreciate the same fine
cooperation they received last
week.
- P. K. w. D. =
IT'S said that all good things
must come to an end, and since
de boss" will probably be back
next week, this is OIL first and
last appearance in print. We
will now close with a. swan
song. Adios mi amigos, and 8
tasty banana to you too, Pedro,