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Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04
Die Kirdlr in Krnatirtt
+, +, rrlpihft Brrfnlguttg

llnfeuntnis, @leidsiltisfeit, Sot.
i6neigen = oieie brei balten baa
omerifonii6e 8olf I'M 9unfeln iiber
oieles, mas Dor uno binter ben Gor,
bangen Der 8eltbiibne Dor lid gebt
Solhe rNebenl6dlibfeiten", tpie oie
Gertiir5ung Der &edte Ser Stride in
oieiem ooer ienem 2anoe, miro als
~ne7os" nidt bod beipertet. Wan6es
laute 8robItaotblatt IG,peist iogar
gerne iiber iol6e Gorfommniiie, Inn
nidt in ben @eru9 gu fommen, fi-.
denfreunoli6 5u iein. Business is
business, yon knoav! llnb Der Wenee
unter Der iib ia au9 unlere &atbo.
lifen befinoen, tut es gar ni1t 1peb
Denn 3. 9. in &roatien Stride uni
alerus leioen. 9aourd oiirfen tpir
uns ni6t abbalten laiien, Ser 9totlaee
lnierer 8laubensbriioer in iernen
2anbern 5u seoenfen uno ibnen I'm.
lere Spmpatbie 5u5ulpenoen. Ga III
es Die Sage in &roatien, oie CUR 3eit
unler sntereiie ertpedt.
Son einem Hrieiter, Der lange 3eii
III Panelitl6s 8efansniiien i6ma6.
tete, als &roatien nod unter Ser Naai.
Serrlfaft itanb, unb Der unIGngi1
aus &roatien flii6ten fonnte, erbiel1
Die &atboliid)e sSnternationale YreB.
Igentur folgenoe Mitteilungen iiber
Die Gage ser Stride in &roatien unter
Dem Sito-&eeime:
Die fatboliid)e Breile lit 10 ooll.
itanoig unteroriidt, baB ni6t einmal
firhlide Sornulare (gauiibeine
uim.), 9eidpeise oenn 8ebet- ooer
ionltmie religioie Bider georudt iper,
BEN oiirfen. Die S5na (Sitos 8eitapo)
fiibrt genaue uno itrense aontrone
iiber ale 8irdenbeiu6er, oie = por
allem Die Sntelligen5 = als &Ierifo.
faldiiten" angeprangert tperoen. Die
Iosenannten Sbulbii6er per6ienteu
eber Die Be5eihnung fommuniitiihe
8ampblete. 3a Ser Helieionsunter.
rid)t ioauiagen 5u bunoert Hrooent
abgeidafft tpl,rbe, beriubten oie
@eiitliden, bieie1 in ser Stride au
erteilen, mas ibnen aber itrifte Der.
boten tpur6e. Der Sduliuseno tpiro
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04
Dir nr,1tfd,r Katatfrnphr

Son melher Seite aub immer man
Die beutiee Sage in 9eutIblanb Be.
tradten mag, fabrt Mor Serbian fort,
oas grsebnis bleibt in ieoem Sale in
auBeritem WaBe beprimiereno. ygs
sibt MIR obne Wai" iagte Der Bic.
oere Wiindener, nit oem id mid Die.
ier Gage iiber Die geote uno 5orgen
leiner gateritaot 1,nterbielt. vObne
@ai2" frug id. nWas iou oas bei.
benz" Ct ladte nergniigt. vge,ln, oaa
ieben Sic bod an alien StraBen an.
geidrieben: ,One 8ap'!" @lio cit,
neues Benniplpania Dutd, biesmaI it,
8aiuparien erlonnen! @as aber 6ie.
ier cine, ein5is ridtiee 8eg ,pare,
frng id nun ipeiter. .Ningsum
febrt!" eripiberte mein 8egeniiber.
"uno bon born anfan9en!"
SSn Der Sat, ba5u m0hte man 1tur
gu germ raten, 6enn Der aarren lit in
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04

unterm 25. NoDember iuir6. lits
geihrieben:- =
Sebr seebrter Sr.. 9teoofteurIll9~
Strobe @eibnahten! Das sfeit ser
Sreube lit nabe. Noee bas Iiebe aino
in Der arippe Sbnen ,,no .Sbren Mit=
arbeitern reihen @na6eniegen inn
fonunenoen Sabre .ipenben! !5Ffi;
Nir naren bier ieit 1871 gdn3 bon
Der 8elt abgeidnitten. Sest sebt bic
Hoit iuieoer ourh. Die 3eit 6es arie-
ges mar bart fir nns Millionare.
Was mir a,lsiteben muBten l,nb biels
Ieidt nod 81 ertuarten baben, f6nnen
Sic iid fanm poritellen. Sm Iesten
Sabre mare i6 fait elm W1rtprer ge-
norben. 8or mir itanoen elm NaI1i-
ne1tgeipebr uno etipa alpandig @eipebr-
laufe, als Der fommuniitii1e Ban6i-
tenfiibrer (ein leibbaftiger EeufeID
mir ben &epolper til elmer gntfer-
nung BON einem Meter borBieIt. Jriib-
norgens mar es, ib batte mid nor-
bereitet fir Die beilige MefIe unb
mollte an ben Nltar geben, aIs 6ie
aommllniitenbanbe in unier Mutter-
gottes-Seiligtum itiirmte. Dab id)
nod am 2eben bin, perbanfe i1 ,pobl
Der Siirbitte Der 8ottesmutter -.
Sd fann Sbnen nift alles er51b=
len, mas ih ausgeitanoen babe: bon
eineln Srte gum anberen gefiibrt B. :.
cine llnbeimli6e llneetpiBbeit
grablid peripottet bon elmer teufli-
ihen 8anbe !. mebrere Wohen BEL
8aiier uno 8rot bas 3eben gefriItet
niele anbere 8eldItig1ngen llitp.,
unb alles neil i1 Elm tntboli-
ider Wiiiionar mar. Sd Derlor meine
tpenigen Sahen, alle Bidder neiner
Miiiionsltation, 1li6t 5u ertpdbnen
Die geItoblenen &leioer unb Sara
mente. Cine traiirige 3eit!
8ielleiht baben sic einen Grellnb
llnb 8obltdter, Der fir mid auf oen
,Wanberer' abonniert. 8ie id borte,
iinb Die Hadri6ten uno Die Guilb=
l6au in ibrem @o6enblatt nuBer-
oroentli1 gut uno obieftip. @ir bo-
rem bier 10 tpenig! 8iirben Sic biel-
leiht Die @iite baben llno ben ,Man-
rer' an meine Anidrift ididen!? Be-
iten Danf!
Ssn Ser 2iebe gbriiti perbleibe ib
= Al
es4c (Sohp.) gietrih 6rerid, O.F.M,
Ii'2L8e# Catholic Mifiion,
9iinan-SungfiaIou,
sbantuns, 9bfna..
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04
Rrirfp eit1ra
.Hatrriannslnfrn" /.
2oie Sfissen ans einem Hrieiterleben
(Jortiesung)
2eibensbelben, +. Martbrer!

gaur ser gnmadtige rno oie be-
treffenoen 2eioensbelben fennen bas
Martpriutn linierer Sralen llno Wdo-
den in Den iugoilaniihen Bayern.
Giele baben es i'm &eide Sitos am
i9periten. llnb faum apirb iemanb
'ntal imltanoe iein gu beihreiben, mas
oieie arrnen Wenihen mitgemaht ba-
ben. gs banbelt iih ba Inn cine So
6e, tpeIhe ieoes W1bhen unb iebe
6rau peri6neigt, nnb iuenn es nod
10 furhtbar mar: Die @ntebrung lno
Der WiBbraii6 ibrer gbre.
Selblt ser robeite Menld) lit Dor
bieiem WartDrilm 5u ibneisenoer
Qbtung ge5ipungen. gpig tpiro es
ben ItiGen Seloinnen in gbre nahge-
riibnt tperben, ipas tie fit ibre Gbre
nidt alles gu erbuloen ge5ipuneen ipa-
rem. Die meiIten Der Srauen 1purben
nidt 81 Sflapen Der 2eioenIhaft, ion-
bern lie maren nno iino Seloen i'm
2eiben.
Dieies ibr 2ei6 aber lit groB. Nibt
nur baB lie tuie Sflapen gu ben nie-
brighten arbeiten ee5munsen iperoeni
tie peroen aub uie Die Sflanen be-
banbelt uno miBbral,ht. &unoerte, ia
tauienbe bon Sallen fonnen gebuht
'perben uno legen 3eusnis oabon ab,
ipie rob man iib iiber oas tpeiblihe
@ei6ledt beriparf unb oiefes Dem l,n-
eeltiimiten griebe aufopferte. Die 2ei-
oenihaft zines roben Bolfes bat ge-
bauit pie bies faum 5u beibreiben
lit. 8or feiner Srau, Dor feinem
WGbben tpurbe &aIt eemaht. @eber
auf Die 5arte Suge,,o, nod auf 6as
bobe gllter T1abtn man Giidlid]t. Sn
elmer @emeinoe bat man IN elmer
Nabt elm 5!polfidbriees Wdbhen, elm
&ino, 10 entebrt unb miBbraubt, tpie
oies Der SOIL nit elmer iiber a6taig-
idbrigen Srau mar :. :.
@ir iteben entriiitet Dor einem I'm.
tergang. @as fann aus Dem Shma-
ben audi nod tperber, ipenn Die met
1ten ieiner Jrauen unb Wd6hen be-
reits eeidlebtli6 franf finb! @ie obe
un6 leibumflort ,nuB es in ben Ser
gen Der Wdbhen r,nb 0rauen iei1t,
ipelhe in iih 5uiammengebroden Die
enttpeibte gbre beipeinen! @ie tpiiit,
tpie ounfel muB es in ibren Seelen
iein, uno tpie ber5ipeifelt mag tpobl
manhes Sera pohen beim @eoanfen
Was miro man aus uns ni1t nod al-
lee maiden?
@ranoios lit ibr 2eio unb fiirhtbar
ibre Gage, no tie bod momentan BON
nirgenbs &ettune, Silfe l,nb @rlD-
Jung erboffen f0nnen =.
Mn einem fiiblen SerbIttage laB
abenbs elm M1oben itiu in elmer gde
oes 2aeerbofes. 8lei1 unb miibe iab
es aus. Sn oen treuen 4ugen leuhte-
ten mdbtige Erdnen: /. "M6, ipie
furdtbar tnar Ser beittige Gag! Wan
bolte mid in Die Staot allr 4rbeit.
Sd ging nit Dem ilngen Wann tpeI.
der mid berausfaufte. i'm @lGuben,
er boIe mid ,pirflid 3ass0 ss0lrbeit! J.
seoob, es mar elm @iiifling obneglei-
/ 6en :. :"
Inn niAt at ausfibrIia All iein,
nnr nod einen Sail: rGs ipnr i'm
Mpril 1916. !. Sn alIer Gerrgotts.
friibe fonmt elm Muiie nus Der Stnbt
in 6as Eager, rdtiirliH tetrnnfen. gr
4 N !. = ~. n ElG
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04

y. SS0 IDetB aus 2uEelOeH UuIt
ssGIlen, baB gMMG.Hafete ebenfaIs
3ipei bis orei Monate lntertpegs iino,
obpobl Die 8erteiIung bod bon San-
mellagern i'm &eih aus erfolgt. Gs III
fein @runo ein5uieben, tuarum es 10
lange oouern muB, Bis bie Bafete ben
gmpf6nger erreiben.
Ser relatip billiglte @ee lit Die
SerIteaung bon etgenen Hafeten.
8ielIeid)t lit es ,11oalid, cine Serab-
lesung oes Hortos au erreiden fir
aaritaspafete, oa5u Die ifon ertpabn-
te 5teigerung 6es @etpi1tes bon elf
au iiebsie Bfuno. Hrinatpafete fam,
elm Sarmer beinabe umionit berltel-
len: MebI, Sett (2arb) ii,to iiberaa
porbanben. gs tpdre 5u iiberlegen, oh
Eoie Sleiihpadllngsbduier nidt Sleiid-
fonieroen eesen 2ieferung bon
Sdla6tpieb, Butter uno giern in
Gins gegen frii6e 8utter unb gier
liefern fonnten, obne DeIentlihe Ins-
lagen.
SD babe midi BEL perihiebenen
ssreunoen oriiben erfunoigt iiber Die
gafete. 0ieie Weniden in Scot iinb
notiirlid iiir ales oanfbar; tie ipol-
ten oie Srage ni6t beanttporten, Inn
ni6t Sen Mnibein elmer &ritif 5u ge.
ben. gnolif) befam if oof) etlibe
ant,porten, bie ale elei6 lauten: 9ie
lelbitgemahten 8afete tperoen beoor-
5ust. 8ir baben bier in Der 8elnein-
oe in ser 8eibnadtsmode fiinf5is
glf=8funo-Bafete 5uiammengelteat,
uno i6 sebe bier Sen Snbalt an: Srei
Gfunb Mebl, 5tpei Yfuno 2aro (in
5ins), ein 8funo Nuoeln, elm babies
Hiuno Sale, elm babes Hfuno Sho-
folaoe, Elm 8funo 5leiid, Elm 8adden
Sabof, cine Spule weiBen uno i6par-
gen 3pirn nno Hab1,aoeln, elm 8lass
6en Sac6orin. Sebes Yafet bat ge=
nau beniel6en Snbalt, mas bic Ser
lteIlung tpeientlid erlei6tert. Seoes
Bafet foitet nit 8orto ettpa $3.50.
(Gen GslHg= =Bafeten feblt Dor allenl
Sett.)
10. Gas gar5e 8roblem fam mo-
tiirli6 auf Die Sauer nit aaritas
nid)t gelolt tperoen, 10 ipenig wie oas
ser ourd) 8otsoam displaced" fiinf-
sebn Willionen aus oem Often oes
Heid)es, oem Subetenlano uip. gs
fann obne, Breisgabe Der 8otsoam=
Eolitif iiberbaupt ni6t gelolt iperoen.
8ir baben burb uniere llnteridrift
auf Dem Gofument BON 8otsoam Die
| moraliide unb redtli6e 8erpflid)-
tune, bieien WenIhen cine neue SET
mat 5u eeben. Die Oeutlh -&ublanoer
boben in eriter Geibe slniprub bar
auf, in amerifa 5ugelaiien 81 per.
| ben. gs iinb fleiBige, getpiiienbafte,
tief relisioie Menl6en, sic unter bar,
teiten Serbdltniiien arbeiten; iie pers
oen nift SOS 8roletariat Ser SroB-
lt1ote uno Ben &ommunismus per=
mebren, Sen lie ia aus eigenelter gr-
| fabrung fennen. Sic baben ibre
8lutsperDonoten bier i'm 2anoe, Die
ibnen iiderli1 mitbelfen tperoeny 3as
ipore Ser Ganf smerifos an bie
| 7euti6. .RuBl1nber, Die sic Steppen
Ser 9afotos in 8etreioefomn,ern Ser
Ratipn pertpanbelt baben! 8iirben
enbli6 oie Wiiiouri-S StoubGmme er.
| riftet uno sic gIeftrifisierung burd.
eefiibrt, bann fonnten Die Safotas
olein WtiQionen Meni6en aufnebs
men, sum Segen amerifas.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04
SSsn Der 2iebe Gbriiti nerbleibe id
gietrif) 6rerid, O.F.M. :,
o17e"# Catholic Mifiion,
9iinan-SnngfiaIou,
sbanta1ts,. Gbina.;

- 0ie bl. Magbalena bon Ba5sis
iab emit i'm @eiIte, tpie 6as Blnt Seis
aus Seinen @unoen auf bic -Shape-
Itern, Die i'm Beihtltubl 1paren, Der
untertrdufelte, ibr Ser5 rein 1nadte
lino nit @naben erfiiate. 90 rief Die
Sungfrau bon Sebniuht nod
Dem 8lute oes grloiers aus: .Wir
au1, 0 9err, mir audi" ss
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04
MAXIMILIAN-SALBE

altberiibmte arauteriaIbe, iniiber.
troffen BEL s
8ran b 10 u n BE
aIler Mrt uno bei anbern Qeioen,
ipelhe I'M beigebenen 3irfular an.
gegeben iino.
Hreis GO Gents per Sabr. pins
9 Gents Ohio State Sales Ear fir
oieienigen. bic i'm Staate Ohio mob.
men. -B. st., Minn., ihreibt: SEM
bet mir siitigit 8 8ores, 6enn bas 1T
eine Wunberialbe, ln6 ib min ME.
mails obne bic SaIbe fem"
geur 81, be3ieben bonn
Maximilian Sanitarium
26S8 Joyce Ave, COLUMBUS 3, o.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04

lleberseusiine: ~gs lit fein anoerer
Name unter bem Simmel Den Mten.
l6en eeeeben, ourh oen iie Sell er.
laneen" (aps. 4,12), als Der gsome
Sp5lr
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W0LFRAM'S i LAXATIVE
CAPSULES

iinfere aus &eiHrd,rtern beree.
fteHten 2aratipe gapiules iino niHt
MIR elm milces Nbfiibr,nitteI, iorl6ern
f0roern bic Berbnulrs, erttfernen bic
@ifttoffe aus Weagen uno ben Der.
ba,s,i,tgsorgonen, ft1rten MeieIben
imto reinieen 6ns ~Iut. Wei hromi-
fder geritopfung iin6 iie uniibertrof-
fen.
Hreis: $500 per Wo1 (Borrat flh
2 big 8 Mouate); $500 fir 2 4oxes,
Horto eStra.
THE WOLFRAM co.
P.O.B. S5 Colnmbus, Ohio
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1947-01-04
Aua Ghina

llnterm 25. Ropenber ipirb. litls
geidrieben:
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

The Interstate League will swing
into action on Wednesday night,
April 80, with the Hagerstown Owls
opening the season at Sunbury. They
will stay over in Sunbury for a Sec
ond game on May /, returning home
TO open the l947 season in the Mu-
nicipal Stadium on Friday night,
May 2.
And here's more good news!
Grover c. Crilley, general mana
ger of the Hagerstown Broadcasting
Company, announced yesterday that
Station WEI and WJEJ-FM will
broadcast all Owls games, both at
home and on the road, throughout
the season and here is the set-up.
WJEJ-FM will give complete play
by-play of all the games, while WEI
will give a complete recapitulation
after the games are over Jimmie
Riser, sports announcer for the sta
ton, will be at the mike.
give a complete play y-play of all
The FIN broadcasts for home games
will begin at 800 p. m, with the
broadcast coming direct from the
radio booth at the Municipal Stad-
ium, while the out-of-town games
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Mobile X Ray Unit

Because of the fact that many peo-
pie have shown a reluctance to come
to clinics for chest x-rays, the State
of Maryland has devised a means
of bringing clinics to the people
This consists of a new mobile x-ray
unit which has been secured by the
Maryland State Department of
Health from the X-Ray Division of
Westinghouse Electric Corporation.
The trailer-type unit will spearhead
the States expanding drive against
tuberculosis.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

will go on the air at $3.50 p. m, with
the play -by-play account coming to
the FIN studios by direct wire from
whichever city the Owls are play
ing in.
Those having FIN sets should tune
in WJEJ-FM at 95.7 megacycles. or
channel 239.
The complete recapitulation of all
games viii be broadcast by the reg
ular WEI station every night at
1890 p. m Sundays included), with
the recap covering the full nine in
nings
With the opening game a week
away, il is impossible to give a
definite line-up, but the way it looks
now, the following players will prob
ably start the first game at Sunbury.
mot, of necessity i'm batting order):
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Cold Place

An American and a Scotchman
were discussing the cold experienced
in winters in the north of Scotland
"Why, it's nothing at all compared
to the cold we have IN the states"
said the American II can recollect
one winter where sheep, jumping
from a hillock into a field, became
suddenly frozen on the way, and
stuck in the air like a mass of ice"
"But, man." exclaimed the scotch
man, "the law of gravity wouldn't
allow that"
81 know that" replied the Amer
lean, "but the law of gravity was
frozen, too"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Veterans Warned

About 1,500 Maryland war vet
Grams who now receive 10 per cent
disability benefits because of ma
laria contracted as result of mill
tary service will lose these benefits
unless they submit medical evidence
that they have suffered relapses
during the last year, the Veterans
regional office, Bal
timore, has announced.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
In Small HeIpings

The gilt was still on the wedding
ring of the customer who was buy
ing cookery book.
Il think I'll take this small one
at so cents" she said at length.
1--WE have a large edition Of that
at ST." the assistant said temptingly.
mo, thank you," replied the bride
shyly: "You see, both my husband
and / are small eaters"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Costs SkyrOcket

According TO figures compiled by
the Maryland Public Expenditure
Council, the budget for the States
fiscal year Of 1948, beginning July /,
l947, is roughly 70 percent more
than the budget for the current fiscal
year, while the budget for the fis-
cal year of 1949 is approximately 70
per cent more than the 1947 budget.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Licenses Suspended

The licenses and registrations of
1890 motorists were under suspen-
sion as of April | for failure to com
ply with Maryland's Financial Re
sponsibility Act, the Commissioner
of Motor Vehicles reported recently.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Il see women are wearing their
dresses longer" remarked friend
husband from behind his paper.
"Yes?" queried friend wife with
whitening look. We'll, If they have
to wear them as long as / do they
have my pity"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Willie had been given a quarter
and dime by his father. When
the collection plate was passed at
church Willie dropped in the dime.
why didn't you givc the quar-
teri" asked his dad. "y gu know the
Lord loves a cheerful giver."
"Yesi | know" replied Willie,
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Can't Delay

Two men were in the mountains,
hunting The one carrying the gun
saw a grouse, and carefully took
aim
Pat (shouting): mike, don't shoot.
The gun amt loaded"
Mike (yelling): Owe got to. The
bird will never wait"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Seventeen million Americans now
living are doomed to die of cancer
unless YOU do something about it.
Give to the Cancer Control Cam
paign during April
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Plausible Explanation

"A nice sort of welcomed said the
father visiting his son at boarding
school Il am hardly out Of the train
when you ask me for money"
well, dad, you must admit the
train was twenty minutes late"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
One-third To Teachers

About a third of the $25,53l, 069
state school budget for the next two
years will go for teachers pay raises.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
How II Happened

Heck Have you ever had a motor
mishap?
Peck: Yes; met my wife in
friends automobile.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
PAS Definitions

Whats a debtor, pa?"
"a man who owes money"
"And what's a creditor?"
"A guy who thinks he's going t
get IT,"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Prior to the last war the expendi-
lures Of aur highway tourists reach
ed a total of more than 100 million
dollars annually
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Very Helpful

Mrs. Brown - We agreed that it
would be helpful if my husband and
/ told each other all our faults.
Mrs. Blue-HoW did il work?
Mrs. Brown haven't spoken to
him sincel
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Speaking of the high cost of liv-
ing, the only thing nowadays that
comes down is the rain, and even
that soaks you
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Not That Successful

Joel hear your father is a sue
cessful poultryman?
Jim-Yes.
Joe - Does he hatch his own
chicks?
Jim-No. He uses an incubator
for that.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Funny Stuff?


All The Same
TOMMY wife came from a very
large family, did yours?
Jerry = No, she brought ii with
her.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

An embarrassed and blushing girl
handed the clerk at the Western
Union Office a telegram containing
only one word, Eyes"
Trying to be helpful, the clerk
said. "Of course you know you can
send nine more words for the same
price"
II know / can" answered the girl,
"b-but don't you think I'd look too
anxious if | said it ten times?"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Careful Willie

Little Willie was sent out to bring
in the kittens. His father, hearing
shrill meowing, called out: Don't
hurt the kittens, Willie"
81 won't" Willie said. 'Tm carrying
them very carefully by their stems"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

The state of Colorado contains
four great parks. They are San Luis
park, Middle park, North park and
South park
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Kitty Kitty!

Jane-You know he's the sweetest
thing He says things to me no one
else would ever think of sayingl
What's he been up to now
asking you to marry him?
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Taking No Chances

A woman motorist posed for a
snapshot in front of the fallen pillars
of an ancient temple in Greece.
Don't get the car in the picture"
she warned, "my husband will think
/ ran into the place"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
1917 AUTO TAGS

Get yours thru DELPHEY'S DAILY
SERVICE. No trouble, No worry,
No delay. 81 E. Franklin st. Phi. 5
Adv.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

The new attorney opened his Of
fee, and on the second day had his
first client. As the client entered
the office, the lawyer picked up the
telephone, and after a few seconds
stated, well, tell President Jones
l will be at the board of directors
meeting this afternoon when the
vote is taken"
Turning to the visitor, the attor-
ney asked, Nov, my good man,
what can 1 do for your"
The man gulped. me? oh, I'm
just here to connect the phone"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24
Interstate League Season Opens On
April 30 With Owls Playing AT Sunbury

Radio Station WEI Will Broadcast All Owls Games Both Al
Home And On The Road-FM Station VIII Give Complete
Plsy-By-Pay Starting Game Time-CompIeIe Recaptua-
ton OF Games Also VIII Be Broadcast Regular Station
Every Night At 1880, Including Sundays.
by DOUG STEWART
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

but | could give the dime lot
cheerfuler than / could the quar-
ter"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Bride. 81 have a confession to
make dear. l can't cook"
Groom: Don't let that worry you
honey, l can't make a living, so
there won't be anything to cook"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1947-04-24

Drinking doesn't drown your sor-
rows; it only irrigates them
The Chicago star. (Chicago, Ill.) 1946-1948, 1947-08-16

Here's an amateur show
that presents real talent
BY BILL ALEXANDER

Last week heard of contest" the
few such programs that's at all entertaining.
It's the big Break" CWMAQ Sun. 9:30-1O pm0
Bowling
shows present pecocious
artists with Many course
SINGERS. musicians, program
a New Yorks Hall their prize
The said earlier is entertaining We heard
excellent baritone Pittsburgh anior 8yeaod professional
actress k and torch singer in addition to the piano duet
All presented topnotch performances
This worth listening But while you're listening
you might to think of few things.
WHY IS II. that the baritone
the forced abandon
janitor? He gave the himself:
II like just couldn't support myself school,"
This has talent which should
every that that may
because unable continue musical education
OBVIOUSLY. something wrong with whole treatment
survey year only
is symptomatc
needed nations culture
the people, is federal program of aid to art
Youngsters of talent be selected their ability,
expense possibly
Other steps need be taken eliminate the necessity
apologize the big Break For it
attempt provide for few the opportunities owed the