The Daily Alaska empire., 1946-01-05
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Bulletins BROOKS HANFORD is from now on sworn Private Enemy No. plus of this colymn.
 We ask that our friends tboth of them) pull down any pin-up pictures they may have of him, cut him on the street and trip him if he passes
 We are stultified with indignation, immersed in a foaming froth of rage, ossified with illustration - m short we're mad as hops at that man!
 Last night with both eyes propped up on bobbie pins we roamed around looking for meaty bits of private lives for you to read from your snow-covered paper tonight. Unbe- knownst to us = now get this - unbeknownst and uncognizable to us, MT. Hanford planned and held Bubble Room dinner party, from which the last crumbs (NOT A PUN, SilliesD were brushed up shortly after 10:30 p. m. At this dinner party were Jeff Heating, most eli gible bachelor in town, and Cris Colt, planning marriage at the Methodist Church at the news { worthy hour of l2:0l a. m. today; Frank Hermann and Hazel Surgy making their first public announce ment of the engagement we knew about but weren't allowed to print intelligibly; PAA's Don and Alexis McMorran, planning to go to Seattle next week where Don (who yester- day was so reticient with us concern ing his plans that we thought of sending him an engraved apology will become Assistant to the Re- gional Traffic Manager of the PAA cffice in that city, and John Bishop and Ernie whitehead - up to Han ford Only Knows What!
 Honestly, sometimes Re- gently We made a statement to the effect that Walter Winchell would starve to death in this town. We wish to revise that statement. MT Winchell wouldn't starve to death; he'd beat his head to tapica on the first curb he pascal
 Example of what we are forced to whirlize these days: Juneau will soon have day nursery. Hours from to g. Tentative plans are in progress.
 We are calmer now. We will at tempt to go on.
 Iris being bruited about in the Baranof Bubble-Inn that the ORelly's will soon introduce a speciality floor show with peepui im- ported from the States. Sounds re- dundant. Personally we're perfectly content to sit in our corner with a glass of water and listen to Royal and Eleanor syncopate.
 Beverly Botagov, well known bru- nette- about town, leaves on Pan American Airways Sunday for San Diego where she will remain with her mother. Accompanying her on the trip is her father, owner of the Occidental Bar in Juneau. Beginning her weekend of fairwelling favorite spots in the city, Bev was escorted by two attractive Juneauites last night We don't know their names. Like everybody else in town, they dived out of sight upon hearing the rustic of notebook paper. Pun-shy, no doubt.
 Gull bait. If the next sea gull you meet talks with lisp, blame the whole thing on Hal Sheldon. It oc- cured to him yesterday that feed- ing bread to sea gulls seemed quite a parsimonious thing to do, so he soaked the bread in some good New Year s-left-over rum. At last reports gulls were walking around the Im- perial roof singing 70, Garry Me Back" <. Well, don't believe it then! But Hal was there and he said that's what they were doing.
 After all if you think we're go- ing to climb around on roof verify ing the stories we print
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