Evening star., 1946-08-27

Once you get
Henry McLemore. started Spouting
this hokum that you have been
subconsciously storing up for years,
1t is all but impossible to stop.
Sample of First Hour.
Here is a sample Of our CONVERSE =
tion for the first hour or so this
morning:
She-Wake up. Chester, you've
oversight the alarm.
$50 I have, Amy. But no won-
der, thanks to the cloud comfort
Of this Granite Rest mattress. It is
the only one, you know, that comes
straight from the quarry to the
purchaser.
She-I know what you mean,
Chester, because I'm sleeping on
one, too. Notice how the granite
has sagged to fit the contours of
my body. Have a cigarette?
Mot that kind. Hand me one
of those over there, which a ma
tion-wide poll has proved is smoked
by IS per cent of the sheepherders
in this country. And sheepherders
know good tobacco, Amy. Have you
already washed and made up your
face this morning?
She-No, indeed, I haven't Ches-
ter. But due to Lady Helena
schmaltz' 50-purpose cream my
kisser is always heart-shaped, por-
celain clear, free from bugs, bears
and buffaloes. and no longer has
that middle-aged spread.
What is that sparkling on that
dear hand Of yours, which, Incl
looks as II it had never
touched dishpan water?
Only \ Diamond.
She-That's the diamond you gave
me, Chester. The gleam from It's
carat has lighted the path
of our love since the night you slip
ped 1t on my finger. Aside from her
insurance, nothing is so
dear to a wife as her engagement
ring Do you now what this is worth
at current prices, Chester? Nearly
forty-five bucks, thanks to your
having chosen a established
jeweler.
But how do you keep your
hands dainty2
She-Mother told me about Hub
ba-Hubba Scrubber. Due TO a.
secret, viscous abrasive agent, 1t
removes q layer OF skin each time
you use 1t, so that what is left OF
the hand is always new and satin
Come Chester. it's past
noon now and we have been awake
since before 7. Isn't 1t time you
got up?
I-Yes, but how can a man tear
himself away from such sheets and
olankets-economical, comfortobl
and caressing as a mothers kiss.
How I wish that some RI Your
who always drop by in the
afternoon to compliment you On how
fresh your wash always looks, woule
walk in right now so that I could
ell them how penny-wise and
pound foolish they were not to
purchase this superior bed linen.
She-Your hair looks gorgeous
his morning, Chester.
Thank Jim for That.
I-You can thank Jim In the
ofice for that. He put me wise to
The fact that three drops of Bald
tone, taken in glass OF water Just
before retiring, would keep my hair
glossy and flossy, and make 1t stay
N place like a department store
dummy's.
She-Come on, Chester. Let's get
IN our new light plane and be away.
Let's not be earthbound.
You're right, Amy. An hour
from now and we can be racked UP,
with plenty of leg room and lots of
125 miles from here.
She-You haven't shaved.
THAT will take but minute,
now that I have switched to Magic
cream. No lather, no rub in, no
blades, no mirror-just look in the
jar OF Magic Tone and your whiskers
fall of.
She--We'd better have a cup of
coffee before we go.
mo, We haven't the time. BY
the time you get through telling
me how your percolator worked
with its revolving top and Diesel
motor, and finished telling you
now superb, unbelievable, and mag
nificent the new brand of coffee
was, we wouldn't have time to stop
oy the barnyard and have those
talking cows tell us what a whale
II a product they are producing.
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