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Evening star., 1946-09-11
|Leemans' 6. W. Post
Is Given 10 SAVAGE;
Md. Keeps Manske

Collegiate football coaching stats
here are strengthened with the ad-
dition of Dan Savage to the George
Washington University crew and
with Ed Manske agreeing to remain
the rest of the season at Maryland.
Savage takes over the backfield
coaching post which Tuffy Leemans
gave up last week. He played under
Coach Skip Stanley when the latter
was at Brown, and was just about
the sweetest passer you could want.
Manske at Maryland had been on a
temporary basis and planned to re-
main there only until Shaughnessy
returned. but they liked him 50
much there that his job was made
permanent.
He played college football at
Northwestern, followed with two
years with the Eagles and four with
the Chibears, after which he was
in the Navy. His last pro appear
ance. incidentally, was in that 1870
Washington game
Georgetown University's first
scrimmage yesterday afternoon
showed the Hoyas as several hundred
per cent better than they were in
the summer session, and also pro-
duced couple of pleasant sur
prises. One was the, offensive play
of George Benigni, a big, driving
end from Chicago. He's a polished
performer on end around plays and
showed himself as speedy and as
hard to stop as any regular back
field man. On one play in particular
he broke through off tackle and
bowled over number of line back
ers and safety men with ease, and
could be running yet if they hadn't
blown the whistle on him.
Also pleasing was tackle play Of
Moose" Marchison, a 220-pounder
from New Jersey. He's one of the
war veterans showing promise on
the Hilltop, having earned four
battle stars and the Bronze Star
in the ETO. Two local products,
Buddy Speiss of st. Johns and
Georgetown Prep, and Elmer Raba
of Georgetown, are putting on
good battle TOR the quarterback slot.
In the starting backfield yesterday
were Speiss at quarterback, Len
Bonforte and Paul Walsh at half
backs, and Red Murphy at fullback.
Two more outstanding members
Of the Maryland 1912 freshman team
have joined the Old Liners. They
are Fred Jackson, tackle, and John
Boyle, center, both Of whom served
with the Marines in the Pacific.
Both are 200-pounders, TOO.
Evening star., 1946-09-11
SovoIdi, Hoder Squirm
In RussIinq Feature

The weekly rassling program to-
night at Turner's Arena features
Joe Savoldi against Jack Hader
This Is return match, Hader hav-
mig beaten Savoldi recently in what
went down as an upset.
Matte Brown meets Ben Rosen in
the semif1nal, while other engage
ments send Sander Kovacs against
Stu Hart, Jesse James against Abe
Stein, and Ivan Komarof1 against
Jan Blears.
Evening star., 1946-09-11

Wood. 5 and 4; Mrs. Ruth Gable defeated
S'isf Mrs. su'R.n W. r. Sc Stokes Z; was to play
Mrs. Leo Butler in the feature sec
ond-round match of the women's
championship tournament at Manor
Club today. Mrs. Stokes advanced
yesterday by defeating Mrs. Bunker
Hill, and /, while Mrs. Butler
went 10 holes to beat Mrs. H. l..
Lacey. / up. Results:
Mrs. Bunker Hill. and / !: Mrs. Leo Butler
defeated Mrs; H: L Lacey, up in 1g holes:
Brooks, s and s. MIS- W, =. WEIGH s de-: t.:
3. W. swain defeated MS. rs 'e5ed,'' Cody Eli. Iii
I up in 1g holes: Mrs; J: H. Nash. bye;
mrs .r6 p ?. Flatt defeated Mrs. F. D. Helan'
= Inside nine for beginners fight-Mrs.
Well am0fr ann MIa defeated HTs Falr: ds,.csd Cas-
Mrs. H. NJ Ambrose By default; MS. rs.G'ea J. &.
Mrs M Ms M defses msE
Mrs. At5s; George '1s Bailey, jr., medalist,
swept past Mrs. G. w. Calvert, 6
and S, to move into the second round
Of women's championship play at
Washington Golf and Country Club.
Results:
Championship hieht-Mrs. George Bal
ley, jr., defeated Mrs. G. w Calvert, 6
LLOYD snd & Dennis M1s and eorEn Ma, asfefs Mrs
smith Mas de4sassa p Wss Nrs and
q Halloran, and 8; Mrs. Lafayette Frank
Nm, in defeated MTs s,toI = d.,. Z Dunes and s.
defeated Mrs. B.. r, Monsees. s and Z; MIS-.
:. ; ga E. Hotse stse defeated Mrs. E. M. Baker,
:. Third fisht-Mrs. A. M. Berry defeated
M5S Moisoh A. set.sasd q smm9nds %n. dsfass Mrs
Mrs. Roy Brister defeated Mrs. Samuel
feated Mrs. Frank Richey 3 and 2.
Mrs. w. c. Hayes eliminated her
mother, Mrs. Norman Frost, / UP,
in women's championship play at
Columbia Country Club. Mrs. Hayes
was to face Elinor Finckel in one
semiflnal today. with Mrs. l.. G..
Pray, medalist, meeting Mrs. Tom
Brandon in the other. Other re-
suits:
o., First fiightt-Mrs. W. G.. Gelens de-
g. Fa Porter dsaeated daesitsd Mrs and Il HAMS, Ms
hnorn' n' up: Mrs Walter Jarvis defeated
ba Mrs; F. c. McCord. 4 and 8; Mrs. j.
fsated e Mrs; D. J, Titus, 8 and i: Mrs
4. c. Gardiner. l up: Mrs. B. simpich
defeated Mrs John Hopkins. / up
Evening star., 1946-09-11
SchooIboy, SandIot
Gridders 10 Attend
Clinic Tomorrow
By GEORGE Huber

High school and sandlot football
players tomorrow afternoon will go
to school at gridiron clinic at Gen.
trail High Stadium under joint spon.
sorship Of the Metropolitan scho-
lastic Coaches Association and the
District Recreation Department.
On the clinic faculty are Coaches
Jack Hagerty of Georgetown, Skip
Stanley of George Washington, Or
rel Mitchell, Georgetown Prep; Tim
SWEET, Friends; Zuzu Stewart, Ana
costa; Gil Conn, Coolidge; Phil
Fox, Roosevelt; Joe Carlo, Wilson;
Gus WEIGH, Georgetown Prep: Jan
Jankowski, Central; Gene Angus
terrier, st. Johns; Dick Mentzer,
Eastern; Fred Mulvey, Western;
Reno Continetti. Blair; Len Askins,
Dewitt; Joe Kozik, Gonzaga: Gil
Roberts, Coolidge; Ed Solomon,
Tech; Billy Richardson. Western,
and Harry Deming, Washington
Lee. School starts at / o'clock.
One of the features will be DEM
onstrations of the various offensive
systems with these coaches using
their own players as stooges. jan
kowski will show the Notre Dame,
Deming the single wing, SWEET the
T and Conn the A. Finishing OF
the afternoon will be some passing,
kicking, blocking and running COM
petition with Redskin tickets as
prizes.
Moreland's Injury Not Serious.
The arm injury received by Don
Moreland. Western halfback, last
week turns out to be not as serious
as first feared, and instead of miss
ing most of the season Don should
be in shape to play by opening day.
While hunting for replacement,
Coach Mulvey discovered a capable
boy In George Holmes, who already
has shown enough to be assured of
plenty Of play this fall.
Another welcome newcomer to
Westerns eleven, although no
stranger to athletics here, is Jack
Castro, one of the most natural ath-
letes in the school system. Jack is
outstanding at any sport he tries,
but skipped football last season for
fear 1t might hurt his baseball
chances. He appears to be making
q top-grade halfback.
Also fitting into the Red Raider
backf1eld Is Tiny Summerbell, 125-
FOUNDER who is fast and shifty, who
passes and kicks with the best.
Coolidge Team to Watch.
Word is getting around that Cool
idge is the team to watch, although
Coach Conn denies it. He is better
off than most in that he has two
capable assistants to help him. His
aides are Carl Heintel, head coach at
Wilson before he entered the Navy,
and Gilly Roberts.
Conn's shift of Bobby Rohr from
end to the backfleld Is panning out
well. Bobby's speed won him the
base-stealing championship In base
ball last spring, and he's developing
into a fast leather lugger, although
still bit green. A fight for end po-
sitions is on at Coolidge Dick Tay-.
lor, holdover, has a lock on one
wing, while in scrimmages Ed Green
has appeared best Of the three boys
working on the other opening.
In Wilson Highs first scrimmage
yesterday morning most Of the time
was spent shifting the players into
various positions. Coach Joe Carlo
Is trying to make all his backs, able
to play any backfield position and
the same goes for those In the linz.
Evening star., 1946-09-11
Airborne, Derby Victor,
Also Wins Saint Leoer
BY tho Assoeiatsd Press

-DONCASTER, England, Sept. IL
-Airborne. big gray winner of the
Derby. won the $4,000 added St
Leger Stakes today before a crowd
OF an estimated quarter million
Squadron Leader Stanhope Joel's
Murren was second and Fast and
Fair. owned by Lord Astor, was
third.
Airborne Is the first horse to win
the two English classics, the Derby
and the st. Leger since 1885. Owned
by j. E. Ferguson, the winner was
q 4-to-5 favorite in the betting
Evening star., 1946-09-11
31-lnning Struggle
Settles Softly Title
BY the Assoeioted Pres,

ST. JOSEPH, Mo, Sept. Ii
The longest game on record In
the Missouri State Softball As
ISOLATION was ended here last
night by the Goetz A. c. defeat
ing Swafford Motors, 81, in 81
innings to win the belated st.
Joseph championship.
Consecutive home runs by
Outflelders Milt Jones and Bob
Nedrow in the top of the 31st in
ming broke up the merry-go-
round. A regular softban game
Is seven innings,
Evening star., 1946-09-11
Fights Lost Night
BY the Associoied Pres.

Los ANGELES.-Sabela Chavez.
1904. outpointed Mario Trigo, 1907.
Monterey. Mexico, 10.
HARRISBURG. .Pa.-Walter Speedy"
Duval, 1853. Philadelphia, TKO Milo
PHILADELPHIA. = Willie Weasel,
l2I, Philadelphia, knocked out Johnny
Wolgast, 1854, Philadelphia, ].
land. outpointed Paul zenit, 139, Mexico
City, 8.
NORTH ADAMS, Mass. - Stanley
Baby simms. 1875, Washington, out
York. 10.
COLUMBUS, ohio,-Eddie Perry, 13s,
Detroit, outpofnted Willie Russell. 1913.
NEW YoRK.-vince Lasalva. 147,
Mount Verron, N. Y, outpointed Al
Seidman, 1852, Scranton, Pa, g.
Evening star., 1946-09-11
Wojcihovski to Coach
At Baltimore School
BY the Assoeiotsd Press

BALTIMORE. Sept. 11.-victor
Wojcihovski. former football star at
Notre Dame, has been signed to a
three-year contract to coach at
Mount st. Joseph School
Wojcihovski, who also will coach
basketball and track, succeeds Ben
Sheridan, resigned.
Evening star., 1946-09-11

Three years ago-World series
plans changed to conform with
wartime travel regulations; first
three games scheduled in New
York, remainder in st. Louis.
Evening star., 1946-09-11
County Title at Stake

Colesville, champion Of the Sat-
urday League, and Bethesda, Sun
day League champion, meet at 8
pm. Sunday at Meadowbrook to de-
eide the Montgomery County base
ball championship.
Evening star., 1946-09-11
Softly FinuIists Meet Aouin

Westminster Baptist Church and
photographic teams meet again to-
morrow at S o'clock on West Po-
tomac diamond No. to decide the
District Recreation softball cham
pionship after their game yesterday
ended in 3-3 deadlock.
Evening star., 1946-09-11

Today a year ago-Arne An
derson ran 4:03.8-mile in Sweden,
failing by % seconds to break
his own world record, set in 1914.
Detroit evening times., 1946-01-09
Reufher Reveals
Goal Of JAW
Special to THE DETROIT TIMES

NEW YORK, Jan. Public
acknowledgment that the real
purpose of the leaders Of UAW-
CIO is to overthrow the Ameri-
can system of private enterprise
and establish socialist govern
ment of the British Labor Party
type Is contained in an article
In the December issue of Com
mon Sense by Victor G.. Reuther,
brother of Vice President Walter
Reuther OF the UAW.
The Reuther article, without
referring directly 20 the General
Motors dispute, asserts the real
purpose of labor today should be
the complete naturalization under
a socialist government of all but
useful and efficient small busi-
neSses, which alone would be left
under private control.
The authors views, in which he
states that "it is clear we cannot
attain the four freedoms by a re-
turn TO 'normalcy,' free enter
prise the American way or any
other verbal lodges of the status
quo" are regarded in Washing
ton circles as indicating just what
the union is seeking TO accom-
plish.
The company has charged the
unions real purpose in the GM
strike is 10 wrest control Of the
functions properly belonging to
management.
Detroit evening times., 1946-01-09
Bribery Hearing
Set for Tomorrow

Hearing for Patrolman Lester
NpAFictS,- charged WIN accepting
bribe, was set for tomorrow by
the police trial board when the
complainant failed 10 appear
yesterday.
William II Ribbing Of 5734 Buff
falo court, who said he gave Weis
q So bribe, told Superintendent
Morgan he did not know he had
to attend the hearing.
Detroit evening times., 1946-01-09
Heads DIT Vets

Alex RoSin has been elected
president of the new Veterans
Club composed Of American and
Canadian World War II veterans
now attending the Detroit Insti-
tute Of Technology. Jack Jax-
timer is vice president Nick
Zrolka, treasurer and Paul Duck
ert SccrefarV.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12

Far Bride Gets
HOmesick, Takes
CT Spouse Home
AP Newsfeotures

AP Newsfeofures
MORGANTOWN. w. Wa
IVA European won bride who's
homesick is taking her husband
back with her. in reversal of
the usuol order.
She is 17-year- old Madelaine
Jacobs Falkenstine who met her
husband when he strolled into
her parents bake shop in Mass
tricht, Holland.
Husband Lawrence Falken-
slime is a veteran of the Battle
of the Bulge.
Madelaine wants to return to
Masstricht to visit her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Jacobs, and
her 20-year-old brother at the
University of Delft.
Falkenstine said he would &C.
company his wife and try to
land job as civilian employee
of the war department in Europe.
He was honorably discharged
from the army last February
and Mrs. FalkenStine came to
this country soon afterWard.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
Great, If True!

A parrot was mascot on one of
the troop ships, so the story goes,
and was at liberty to roam at
will.
One of the G-I5s was a profess
sional magician and in order to
keep in practice and also to en-
terrain the boys, he gave daily
exhibitions of his skill. The par
rot was always on hand and aft
er each performance would
scream, Fake! Fake!" much to
the annoyance of the magician.
The ship was torpedoed and
sank almost immediately. The
magician came to the surface, but
saw no one but the parrot sitting
on a floating object.
"You win, you win," screamed
the parrot, ''b,gt what did you do
with it,"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
Co,oboys Get
Their NylO'ls;
SO Do Steers
APP NeWsfeotuYeS

APP NeWsfeotureS
ALLIANCE. Neb.-The lodies
IN aren't going to like this. but
cowboys. too, ore woiting in
line for nylons. and they're get
ting them.
Only the cowboys nylons
ore ropes.
Over the objections of some
die-hards. the use of nylon ropes
has caught on among the men
who work the horse and cattle
corralS for a living.
In the words Of some cowboys,
the nylon rope is tougher than a
two-bit steak. The Army started
it by using them as tow ropes
for troop ghders. After the war
enterprising manufacturers Of
fered them as ropes to the cow
boys.
Cecil Wilson of the Nebraska
Brand Committee in Alliance
was one of the first to give the
elongated coal tar product try.
He used to use about five or SIX
hemp ropes a year. But his year
old nylon rope is still going
strong. Now all the cattle brand
inspectors are being supplied
with nylons. A 600-foot nylon
coil weighs only 20 to % pounds
against 40 to 48 for manila hemp.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
PLAN SHIPMENT
OF FISH BY AR

PERRY, Fla, Sept. IL GINS.
Plans were completed here last
week for shipment by air of
Fresh Florida fish in lots of 5000
pounds as c. A. Koroly and r. NJ.
Herzog of Florid Air, Tampa, and
Art Cody OF Sheppard Fisheries,
Perry, signed contracts for pilot
. lots to go out as soon as suit
able packages can be obtained,
probably early next month.
Korbly, speaking before the
Taylor County Chamber Of Com
merce meeting, said sPackaging
is the main problem in airborne
shipment of seafoods as with
vegetables and other perish
ables.
The seafoods are to be shipped
from the Perry Air Base, which
is also to be the site of a State
Farmers Market being set up
for operation next year. Presi-
dent Joe Scales, Jr., of the Taylor
County Chamber of Commerce,
said that the shipment of fish by
air would provide Invaluable ex-
perience for the aerial transpor-
tation of vegetables.
The fish, which will be ship
ped in consumer size packages,
will be preceded and kept i'm
der refrigeration en- route to mar
ket, but viii not be frozen FIX
periments are in progress by the
State Farmers Markets andathe
State Extension Service in pre-
packaging vegetables which
would be suitable for airborne
shipment.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
Lake Worth Nine
Will Come Here
On Bus Saturday

The Lake Worth Players are
coming down on a special char
tered Greyhound bus and viii be
here at $50 p. M, Saturday, and
Will meet at the Elks Club. and
the Elks and Lions from then on
will be hosts to the visitors.
The lineup yesterday was
right with the exception of one
name. that of the great sports
enthusiast who never misses a
ball fame, will be coach at third
for the Conchs, none other than
DIR. Fred Carbonell. We all know
what a fan DR.. Freddie is, so with
Freddie on third and Pepin
Acevedo, one of the seven BROTH
ers, covering first, we can't lose.
The Seven Brothers, Pepin, or
F. Acevedo, Manolo, Able, Ar
mando Eloy, Geo. Albert, and
even the sister, used to play base
ball, and the brother law, FL
del Lopez, are on the club, so it
is family club. At least five of
the brothers will see action and
it is all set that Manager A.
Acevedo will start Vidal or F..
Lastres with Delfin Fernandez in
reserve. The visitors will start
the great Swede Hansen, and
Dennis will be behind the plate.
Saturday night a dinner will be
given in their honor and a dance.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
Will You Smile
What, No Sinai?

Angelo had been hired to work
with road gang high in the
mountains and had been warned
about rattlesnakes. He had been
told, however, that a rattlesnake
would always give a warning
before striking.
One day as Angelo sat on
log eating his lunch, he noticed
a large rattler a few feet away,
coiled and ready to strike. De
pending on the information he
had been given, he nonchalantly
crossed his legs and waited for
the signal.
Just as he made this move, the
RATHER struck, landing on the log
just quarter of an inch away
from Angeles leg. For a SECOND
there was nothing but dust, and {
few hundred feet away Angelo
was heard to say:
"Son of a gun, what's ds
mat you no ringa da bell?"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
THE LOW DOWN
HICKORY GROVE

see where OPA is battling
sweatin' and dyin'--to keep
ladies skirts short. Save cloth,
that is the slogan.
Anybody - bronze, white or
black-who up to now, have had
a sneakin' idea or notion, or any
kind of idea or notion that OPA
knew what it was talking about,
can now abandon same. The
Paris dressmakers say skirts are
to be longer. So, they will be
longer. The dressmakers don't
say why. Maybe folks have tired
of dirnpled knees or maybe thick
calves, or maybe thin ones, or
bowed ones, / don't know. / am
not researchin' that subject. I
am saying that OPA, if it is so
Opaque - thick, for short as
to think it can combat styles, it
is just proving 100 per cent that
il is an amateur.
And if it is an amateur on
such a simple idea as styles for
mamma, what is the chance of it
knowing beans about how many
pounds Of feed to allow per hen
so as to get the most eggs. Or the
least eggs, if we happen to be in
a cycle where the Govt. says to
eat. oatmeal versus eggs, to clean
up a surplus Of oatmeal that we
paid subsidy to get.
Yours with the low down,
10 SIERRA.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12

was a-carrying on with a red
headed huzzy named Sal Whit
!. taker. I knew it, too, but / was
SO worried with those twins get
ting ready to be born that I just
couldn't get up the strength to
go horsewhip the sin out of her
like / should have done. Bold as
brass, she was. Used to send lit
tie colored boys to my house with
notes, for Bill, and sometimes /
couldn't get hold of 'em to tear
'em up and Bill would go lar
rupin' off to her as fast as he
could. Red-headed women! One
day l went out to try and sell
the last one of my diamond rings.
and what with the twins and
the worriation l was played out
when got back home. Bill was
in the bedroom, standing fixing
his hair in front o. the glass. /
happened to look down on the
floor, and sure enough, there was
one of Sal Whittaker's light bone
hairpins lying right there. I says
to Bill: Don't lie to me. Sal Whit
takers been in here Bill tried
to look innocent. 'Marthy,' he
says, you're imagining things
due to your delicate condition
I holds up the light hairpin. Bill
I says, what color is my hair?'
Black as ravens wing he
comes back, and just as pretty.
Bill l says, don't give me any
of that sweet talk now. What
color is this hairpin I'm holding
up?' 1t looks light he says, sort
of uncomfortable-like. 1t sure is
light l says, and furthermore,
it's that Sal Whittaker'S, and don't
stand there looking me square in
the face and trying to tell me
she hasn't been here Finally he
admits yes, she was, but he swore
it wouldn't happen again, and it
didn't, because he never was
there again, either. That night he
and Sal Whitaker ran off togeth-
er, some said to New Orleans.
Nobody's laid eyes on hair nor
hide of either of them since that
night" she finished with gloomy
satisfaction.
A few days later the much
heralded twins arrived, and both
died Immediately, which, as Aunt
Matte said, was almost bless
ing, Lord forgive me for saying
it. But my money was running
very low and l already had two
mouths to feed besides myself"
When money gave out entirely,
and Aunt Matte was faced with
threatened starvation, she pocket
ed her pride and wrote home to
her family. asking for help. Her
Poppa returned her letter, neatly
torn in quarters, with note stat
ing succinctly: my daughter
Martha Ann is dead"
Well" one can picture Aunt
Matte saying to herself as she
surveyed the situation, that be-
ing the case, l reckon l have to
go to work"
The townspeople of Louisville
were kind, and tried to help ''the
young widder' find some gen
teel work to support herself and
her children. She took to sew
ing" and helped out" at funerals,
weddings and births, and some
how managed to struggle along
for seven years. Those seven
wears must have been pretty
grim.
ma IN CONHT ITT0EDN
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
A SURPRISE TO EVERYONE

PHILADELPHIA - n II u
Paczynski, 612 pounds, surprised
everybody, particularly his moth
err, by arriving one month too
soon and right in the middle of
downtown Philadelphia de-
partment store.
Mrs. Herminia Paczynskl n d
gone to pay a bill when the
stork paid his surprise visit. She
was taken to the infirmary of the
Strawbridge g. Clothier store,
where the doctor in charge de-
clared it was the first birth to
occur in the store in his % years
connection with the stores in
Urinary. The store presented
Ronald with complete layette--
a gift to its unexpected godchlld.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
JUST A SCRUB

The president of midwestern
railroad had life-sized painting
of a cow framed and hung on the
wall behind his desk.
The cow was just an ordinary
looking animal and friends who
asked why he should want such a
fine painting of an ordinary
looking COW in his office were
told:
Our trains through the dairy
belt have killed hundreds OF cows
and that is the only scrub cow
they have ever hit. The farmer
who owned that COW said she
was just a scrub worth about
$40. All the other cows that our
trains have killed have been
champions"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1946-09-12
Third Degree

All morning little Richard had
been asking questions, and all
morning his mother had been pa
tiently providing the answers.
Finally, the long-suffering wo-
man warned, you'd better keep
still or something will happen to
you. Curiosity once killed the
cat, you know"
Richard lapsed into blessed
silence, and mother was congrat-
ulating herself upon her strata
gem, when out of the blue came
the eager question, Say, mother,
what was it the cat wanted to
know?"