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Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
fSVAKA ISCE

Mrs. Emma Janz, 1927 E.
Park Drive, Cleveland 10, O., je
dobila prosnjo cd Rozalije Ko-
vacic, maj bi skusala dobiti ma
slovs cd njenega svaka Cirila Ko-
vaGica, po poklicu kolar, donna
il sv. Lucije ma Primorskem.
Rozaliji je umrl MOI leta 1885
in je ostala sama z dvema otro-
koma brez sredstev. Ako Girl
Kovacic to bere, ali &c kdo We
"a njegov naslov, maj mu pove
10 tenn in mai pise svakinji ma
|naslov: Rozalija Kovacic, zago-
rice 85, p. Bled, Slovenija, Ju-
goslavija.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
st. Clair utica je
nevarna "a peSce

Policija je izdala svarilo ma
vse pesce, XII zivijo v okolici St..
Clair Ave. in so start mad so let,
maj bodo izredno pozorni, kadar
koracijo preko te ceste ponoei,
ker obstoja vedna nevarnost, da
bodo ubiti.
St. Clair Ave., cd E. 40 St. do
E. 68 St., je najnevarnejsa ce-
sta. V tel dolzini je bilo samo
letos ubitih ze sest oseb, vsi po-
noci in vsi so bill mad SO let
start.
Krivda nesrec je nezadostna
razsvetljava, ker ia costa je ta-
ko slabo razsvetljena, da zado-
stuje komaj "a alejo, ne pa "a
glavno prometno cesto. Vozniki
vozijo prehitro in tako ne vidi-
jo pravocasno ljudi, XII gredo
preko, Stroke ceste, da bi pre-
precili nesreco. - ~,
Do sobote vecera je bilo v
Clevelandu ma cestah ubitih re
33 ljudi. Med mimi je bilo 27
pescev, Cd teh % starih mad so
let, XII so bill zadeti ma cestah.
Inspector Edward J. Flanagan
priporoca, maj bi Sc Oh vecerih
ne puscalo ma cesto starejsih
judi brez spremstva mlajsih
oseb. Ako pa re morajo iti sami,
tedaj bi morali imeti ma sebi
svetlo obleko, da bi jih vozniki
opazili.
Prometne smrthe nesrece v
Clevelandu so dvojne " primeri
z lanskim letom. Tudi pobitih je
mnogo vec letos kot lansko leto.
Letos je bio ze 629 ljudi posko-
dovanih ma cestah, lansko leto
do istega casa pa samo 4O2. Tu-
di skoda ma avtomobilih je mno-
go vecja.
Policija je aretirala letos ze
9,987 voznikov avtomobilov "a
razne prestopke, lansko leto pa
1867. Tudi pijanih voznikov je
letos vec, do sedaj SO jih areti-
rail- ze ia, lansko leto pa 80.
Ia prehitro voznjo po cestah je
bilo letos aretiranih 1920 oseb,
lansko leto pa samo 693.
Zato bodite zelo previdni, ka-
dar greste preko ceste, da vas ne
zadene nesreca!
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
Vlona v gostilno

v gostilno Shaker Heights
Grill, 35O8 Lee Rd., Shaker
Heights, so vdrli tatovi, kateri
so Sc pa zadovoljili samo 60
tovino, XII so jo nasli v registru
v vsoti $342. zganja Sc MISC do
taknili. Anthony Lavdas, 1888
Stockholm Rd., Shaker Heights,
je lastnik gostilne. &
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
FRANK MOCNIK

V petek vecer je nagloma pre-
minil IA svojkmu donna Frank
Mocnik, star ~ let, stanujoc ma
1876 Cleveland 'Rd. Donna je bill
IL orehka ma Tolminskem, kjer
zapusca brata Josepha, sestre
Mario, Agnes. Josephine in An
TONIC ter veliko sorodnikov. Tu-
kaj je bival "a let in je bill clan
drustva Naprej, st. 5 SNPJ. Tu-
kaj zapusca zalujoco soprogo
Louise, rojenot Peternel, in heer-
ko sylvijo. Pogreb Sc je vrsil
danes popoldne oh 1. uri IL po-
grebnega zavoda Jos. zele in ST.
novi, 65O2 st. Clair Ave-, ma
Lakeview pokopalisce.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
kratke vesti
BONA LADJA MISSOURI"
ODPLULA PROTI TURCIJI

BAYONNE, N. j., %. marca.
- Vceraj je odplula proti Tur-
eiji bojna ladja Missouri, ma
krovu katere Sc nahaja truplo
turskega poslanika Mehmeta
Munirja Erteguna, XII je umrl v
Washingtonu leta 1914. Bojna
ladja, ma kateri je bila podpisa-
ma kapitulacija Japonske, DO po-
tovala Istanbul skozi Gibral-
tar.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
Narodom v EvrOpi
in AziIji preti
splosna lakota
Katastrofa grozi
narodom pred prihodnjo
zetvijo v jeseni

LONDON, %. marca-Evro-
pa, XII Sc dviga liz zine, tekom
katere SO narodi Europe trpeli
veliko mizerijo in pomanjkanje,
stoji pred dobo, XII DO prinesla
katastrofo, ako ne pride izdatna
pomoc pred prihodnjo zetvijo.
V Aziji obstoja v splosnem
isti polozaj. Ma drugi strani pa
je nekaj dezel v Juzni Ameriki,
XII bodo imele nekoliko zivezne-
ga odviska.
zivezni odmerki v Evropi, Sc
stojeci vecji del il kruha in
krompirja, XII so drzali vecino
ljudi v Evropi pri zivljenju te-
kom zimskih mesecev, sc sedaj
vsled pomanjkanja psenice re-
ducirajo::
" zapadni Nemciji prerokuje-
jo britske oblasti splosno lako-
to. Bavarski Rdeci kriz poroca,
da je ena cetrtina brezdomskih
otrok jeticna in da polovica
otrok, XII zbolijo "a ospicami,
umre. v britski in francoski 70
nj so sc zivezne racije znizale
"a emo tretjino, medtem ko je
polozaj v ameriski in ruski zoni
boljsi, toda tudi tam sc zivezni
odmerki znizujejo.
Zelo resen >je zivezni polozaj
v Avstriji, in ma Madzarskem
SO se ze zaceli pojavljati prime
ri smrti vsled lakote. d
" Bolgariji je susa znfzaia
prpdukcijo ziveza "a 40 procen-
tov in dezela stoji pred lakoto.
Ljudje dobivajo okrog pol funta
ziveza ma dan, cd katerega je
sest unc kruha. Domace zaloge
zita so skoro izcrpane in semena
"a setev sc skoro ne more dobiti.
Russia je poslala 10000 tonov
psenice in 10000 tonov Ri.
V Jugoslaviji Sc prieakuje
vsled lakote epidemija, ako
Sc zitne posiljatve ne zvisajo ma
60 tisoc tonov mesecno. Donna
&c zaloge bodo posle do konca
marca. Uvoz mesa in masti sc
mora povecati, ako Sc hoce pre-
preciti katastrofa. Izgled "a pri-
hodnjo zetev je slab, ker pri-
manjkuje semena.
Enako resen je polozaj v dru-
9Th evropskih in azijskih deze-
lah. Ako sc DO katastrofa v pri-
hodnjih mesecih odvrnila, odvisi
najvec cd Zedinjenih drzav in
juzno-ameriskih drzav.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
DAROVI MESTO VENCEV
Pri podruznici at. 48 SANS

Pri podruznici st. 48 SANS
so sledeci darovali v sklad "a
mladinsko bolnico mesto vencev
h krsti pokojne Frances Petric:
Frances Klun, Bishop, Pa, Mary
Kraintz, Muse, Pa, Jennie Mar
tincic, Strabane, Pa, in druzina
J. F. Durn, XII so vsak darovali
po $500. Odbor izreka najlepso
hvalo ter zeli BE mnogo posne-
malcev.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
PREsTALA OPERACJO

Mrs; Mary Rotar, soproga. MI.
Peter Rotarja, 19608 Kildeer
Ave. je srecno prestala tezko
operacijo Y Glenville bolnisnici.
Prijateljice jo sedaj lahko obi
Scejo. zelimo j skorajsnje po-
polno olrejanje!
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
SEA- PODR. 48 SANS

Jutri Vecer Sc Vrsi redna me.
secna seja podr. st. 48 SANS v
SLOW. del. domu ma Waterloo Rd.
PriGetek toGno OBJ s. uri zvecer.
Prosi sc vse drustvene zastopni-
ke in clane, da Sc udelezijo pol
noStevilno. c
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
JOSEPH PRIJATEL

Nagloma je preminil snoci Jo-
seph Prijatel, stanujoc ma 1884
e. 81 st. Pogreb ina v oskrbi
Louis L. Ferfolia pogrebni "a
vod. Podrobnosti bono porocali
jutri.
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ovigrobovi
HELENA PEVEC

Snoci okrog 6. ure je umrla
Helena Pevec, stanujoca ma 1919
E. 63 st. Pokojnica je bila stara
IS let in je bila bolna leto in pol.
Pogreb ina v oskrbi pogrebni
zavod A. Grdina in Sinovi. Po-
drobnosti bono porocali jutri.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
Gen. Draza Mihaj1ov1c
zajet v ,Jugos1aviji

LONDON a. marca-Lov jugosovanske Wade "a
Drazo Mihajlovicem vojnim minstrom jugoslovanski
zameni vladi in voditeem cetnkov in kolaboratorem
Nemci, Sc je konca1 njegovim zajetem.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25

je mir in jamstvo "a mir. To
pomeni, da obstojeei strah pred
vojno ne izhaja cd te strani.
VPRAsANJE: Kaj je danes
naloga miroljubnih narodov, da
sc ohrani mir in red sirom sve-
ia?
ODGOVOR: Potrebno je, da
javni in vladajoci krogi velikih
sill organizirajo svetovno proti-
propaganda proti onim, XII pro-
pagirajo hovo vojno, in pa "a
zajamcenje miru, tako da ne DO
niti en- sam Gin propagandistov
"a novo vojno ostal neodgovor-
jen cd strani javnosti in caso-
pisja, tako da bodo podzigalci k
novi vojni pravocasno razgalje-
nj in da ne bodo mogli zlorabiti
svobodo govora proti mednarod-
nemu miru.
StalinOva izjava nj bila
presenecenje "a Trumana
WASHINGTON, %. marca.
- Charles G. Ross, tajnik pred
sednika Trumana je danes izja-
vii, da nj bill predsednik niti maj
mani presenecen mad izjavo pre-
mierja Stalina glede njegove We
re v organizacijo Zdruzenih ma
rodov, ker predsednik je vedno
cutil, da Stain smatra Zdruzene
narode "a resen instrument "a
tohranitev miru med narodi.
Vladni krogi v Washingtonu
SO splosno mnenja, da Stalinovo
stalisce pomeni trajen mir, ako
|bodo dejanja sovjetskega premi-
|erja sledila besedam, katere je
izrekel.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
Souietske cete zacele ur,ik
IL Irana, naznanja Moskua
Bodo v teku petih ali sestih
tednov evakuirale Iran, ako Sc
ne zgodi nicesar nepredvidevanega

LONDON, "a. marca-Moskovski radio je danes
znanil da ruske cete zacele uka il rana in da
DO evakuaca dosena teku peth ali sestih tednov ako
ne bo med tenn zgodilo nicesar nepredvidevanega.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
Stain izraza zero U Zdruzene
narode; je prepriican, da noben
narod ali armada ne zeli uoiir,e

MOSKVA, o. marca-Ministrski predsednik Stain
e danes izraz svojo Zdrzene narode kot orode
ohranitev iru ter zjavil da veruje da kaerf
rod ali katera armada zeli voino.
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25
SIN PROGLAsEN MRTVIM

Z Mr.. in Mrs. John Zaic, 452 E..
157 st., sta prejela porocilo cd
Mr.. in Mrs. Jack Okorn il Mil
waukee, Wis.,, da je bill njiju sin
Joseph sedaj uradno proglasen
mrtvim. Pogresan je bill izza bit
ke q. februarja 1945., ko Sc je
bombardiralo Nemcijo. Poleg
zalujocih starsev zapusca sopro-
go in vet sorodnikov. Mr.. Okorn
je brat Mrs. zaic. NaSe sozalje!
Enakopravnost. [volume] (Cleveland, O.[Ohio]) 1918-1957, 1946-03-25

Kdor je AoUskolj ljtb, ddrMje
"a otro5k0 i501Hic0 D E10Ueniii
Henderson daily dispatch. (Henderson, N.C.) 1914-1995, 1946-07-09
By HERMAN N sUNDEsEN, ND.

WHAT is humps? Nearly ev-
erybody can remember having had
It at some time or other during
childhood, but few know much
about 1t except that it causes a
painful, and sometimes laugh-pro-
voking, swelling of the jaws.
Not many realize that this com.
mon disease is really an acute in
Illumination Of two little glands
which lie just in front of, and
slightly below the ear, or that il is
only one of the many disorders
which car afflict them.
These glands are called the par
otids end IL is their business to
make..he secretion known ms sail
va, which is carried through little
ducts to the mouth, where K is
then mixsd with food. to bring
about the first step in digestion.
In addition to acute infections
such IS mumps or epidemic paro-
tits there is occasionally seen a
condition known as surgical
munps. This consists essentially of
an abscess Of the the parotid gland
and 1t follows some surgical con-
dition. such MS appendicitis.
Moreover, these salivary glands
may also be subject to chronic or
long continued infection. Tumors
may develop in the glands. them
selves, or around them. Stones may
form In the parotid glands. Some
tunes the duct which leads from
Henderson daily dispatch. (Henderson, N.C.) 1914-1995, 1946-07-09
Diagnosis Of Gland Ills
By STANLEY
tssn~--J ' s ss.sf CSC

tr. gland to the mouth may b
blocked.
When chronic disturbance of
the parotid glands occurs which
produces pain and swelling, before
treatment is carried out, IL is i'm
portant TO determine just what
disorder Is present. According to
DR.. Theodore f. Boyer of Denver.
one method which is helpful in
making a diagnosis is a procedure
called sialography.
This consists Of injecting into
the duct Of the gland a substance
called lipiodol and then taking an
S-ray Of the gland. In this X.ray
Will be seen the outline of the ducts
In the gland and the gland itself.
This procedure is easily carried out
and there arc no dangers in it..
When such X-rays are taken Il
will help to show the size and posi-
tion of stone il one is present.
Chronic inflammation Of the gland
also can be diagnosed. II Is also
possible to tell tumor in the gland
itself from one which may be To-
Gated around the gland. Il also will
help to tell the difference between
tumor which is not dangerous
and one that Is malignant or can
cerous.
II It is found that a malignant
tumor Is present, an immediate
operation should be carried ont
and the tumor removed. Such ma,
hgnant tumors grow rapidly and
produce pain.
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1T G. II

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Henderson daily dispatch. (Henderson, N.C.) 1914-1995, 1946-07-09
BARCLAY ON BRIDGE
BY Shepard Barclay
Tho Authority on Authorities

queen ana SO on uown To one
deuce. But Number l is a good
opening bid and Number 2 a bad
one. Why Simply because against
you opponents who are bidding
miners against your ma jors. would
usually have to bid higher than
your side in order to take the bid
away from you. For instance. il
either snic can make two-odd in
its hest-titting suit. the opponents
would then have to bid three and
be- set one in order to outbid your
sides 2-Hearts or 2-Spadcs. when
you hold Number !. and the re-
Verse is so if you have Number 2.
Number 5 is an example of a
hand slightly below average
strength which would be opened
by most fine players in fourth
hand position. for similar reasons.
and Number 4 is one they usually
would pass. even though it con-
tains three top tricks. This prin-
S;ple also applies to rubber bridge
openings. but not so deciSirely eNs
ccpt when the case is extremely
close otherwise.
Henderson daily dispatch. (Henderson, N.C.) 1914-1995, 1946-07-09

When three passes have reached
you in match-point duplicate. you
as fourth-hand have only one
problem TO consider: IF l open
this hand. will our side probably
get plus score or minor
score"
Chances are. after the three
passes. that the other hands are
of about equal merit. Hence your
partner probably has about as
good 4 hand as either of the 9TH
erS. Such being the case. If you
have an exact average hand. the
chances are that either side can
take the same number of tricks as
the other. If il becomes the de-
clarcr.
Notice that Numbers l and 2
are exactly average hands, each
containing one ace. one king. one
Distributed by King
Henderson daily dispatch. (Henderson, N.C.) 1914-1995, 1946-07-09
A THIRD VITAL FACTOR

EVERY well-schooled player
knows the importance of high
card strength and total number
Of playing ticks Of all kinds in
determining whether an OPEN
bid should be made on particu-
lar hanG. or whether pass is bet
ter bridge. But there is another
factor which fine bidders consider
vital. if the holding is OF about
borderline merit. That is whether
or not majcr-suit cards prcdomi-
nate. especially spades, or whcth-
or the hand is mainly made up NJ
minor-suit cards. In fourth-lnnd
position. after three passes. that
factor is most emphatically clear
cut. outstandingly so in match
point duplicate games.
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squinted down through the sphere
Of his bifocals. Il can't say l like
1t. A Nazi prisoner of war is
sleeping tonight in a drawing room
bed while our own heroes sit up
In the coach" He hoi, led himself
from the stool to the train step.
| Come down and visit with me.
I'm in lower twelve. ! retire rather
carly. Let's have a visit before"
Corbctt walked down alongside
the train until he came to Sixteen.
The food cart was deserted The
passengers. believing the time
table claim OF n l0-ninute stop.
had already gone on. The porter
swung from the open doorway.
looked up the track. Red signals
stood set in the yards.
They're movin' sojcrs." The
porter offered conversation They
goin' some place" He wagged his
gray head portentously. Palm
Queen gotta wait for the sojers."
Got some more of that rot
gut? Sell me pint"
The Negro stopped watching the
signals. leaned back on the wall
of the platform. took note OF Cor
belts strained. furrowed face,
| shook his head. CANT sell no
likka on Sundays in Gcawgia."
Corbctt snorted. Whats that
got to do with YOUR business ?"
"Thcy'S law. CANT sell on
Sundays"
You sold me a pint this after
noon"
That there musta been way
down in Flahda." The porter
scratched his erizzlcd head. They
got diff'ent laws. Ev' state. It got
diff 'ent laws"
do you get me that pint 2"
Corbett tried to sound tough.
CANT do 1t. sojcr."
Listen. you get me that rye or
I'll slit your black throat"
The mans eycballs grew whittier
and larger. He looked scared and
he sounded that way. You meet
me in the Mushroom aftuh the
conductuh's been by" He stamped
on knob in the floor of the plat
form to fold up the steps. pushed
the door to. tightening the hasp.
We'll git Go!n' now. An gotta
git in. See # nah people is raidy
TO- pilluhs."
Corbett stayed on the platform.
He broke open the last of his Jack
sonville packages. lit a cigaret.
slouched back on the wall. He
stared through murky glass of the
door. at shadowy yards. at twin
king lights and black building
shapes.
Two slim girls In Stacks opened
the coach door and came out to
the platform. From habit, more
than desire. he glanced at them.
One seemed very young-18 or so
had a long. golden brown bob.
q small. kiss-or-pout pointe
mouth. a fuzzy tight pink sweater.
The other seemed slightly older
and attractive IN a quite different
way-short. curly auburn hair.
light. freckled skin. turned-up
nose. buslncsslike blouse. Both
of them wore wedding bands. The
girl with the sweater had n very
small diamond.
They glanced az Corbett but
didn't address him until the red.
headed girl had taken packet
of Luckies out of her handbae
and had said: Got match
Sue?" and both had secured hand.
bags and pockets for matchbooks
Then they both looked at him and
the redhead asked: Lieutenant
may we have a light"
lie crossed the platform
snapped open his lighter and held
it.
The girl in the sweater drawlcd
is tha-ut u win proof?"
He nodded.
"Whcauh do you git it,"
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81 ..=4ss==s 49, GazEsaDZz:zltoA 1oex,n

4 -PN."
Nah husband CANT git 'em
down at his caiump."
He shrugged. said: TOO bad"
and went back to his corner. The
girls made no effort to keep him.
Mae. what time we s'poseG to
git into Richmun' ?" The younger
girls drawl was nasal. high
pitched.
Lord only knows. You getting
off there?"
"Ah take O bus to NAH home.
We're s'posed to get in aroun' TO-
in the ma W in. Ah'm kinda
scared" She wriggled little. as
if huseing herself for protection.
"Ah amt nevuh been out so late"
"Oh. don't your worry. Don't
you he scared. Nobody bothers
you If you don't bother with
them"
"Ah heard some maiun say we're
runnin' n hour and a half late.
That makes 1t what tium?"
Half past five. Six o'clock
Who knows? You got ali night.
II you go in right now you could
catch a nights sleep"
"Oh. All don figguh on sleepin'
to-naht. Eut all dom ve'y much
caiuh"
Corbett looked again. more in
tently this time. The other girl
seemed aware of his notice. She
turned deliberately. stared through
the door on her side.
The kid in the sweater sucked
her cigaret gingerly. Nah hus-
ban only haid JUS this week-aind.
Tmlhty-siN ouahs. Eff he come up,
he'd jus have the tahm to say
hello an 'good-by.' His mothuh
said eff All wanted to 60 to be
with i'm she'd stay with the baby.
All hope she don't give her no
trouble. She's a awful good baby.
You know how II is. eff they're
BAUD. they blame it on you. you
not raisin' them raht."
How old is your kid?" he
heard the redhead inquire.
Jus fahv months"
Mines a year and a half"
Well that was that. Or was It
Oh sure, to heck with 1t. To heck
with them all. He banged n door
shut in his mind.
Il left him with my mother"
the redhcad went on. 81 been
living with her since Michael was
shipped. She takes care of the
kid when I'm working. Gosh. I
hope the job Is still there. I'll need
that job now. believe me. I will"
This yo' vacation?"
Nope. Just walked out. Say,
when heard Mikes voice on long
distance. all but tainted away.
When heard him say: Honey.
I'm down here In Miami. I'm in
the hospital here. 1t would help
me lot to get better II you
could come down. say. would
have come down II had to crawl.
just called up my boss and told
him You better get somebody else
for my place. | don't know when
I'll be back Sat on my suitcase
! all night. going down"
"We'uh lucky. we got US them
seats" The southern girl mashed
out her butt on the wall "Ah
ha'ut TO waste yo' good cigaret,
Mae. but All JUS CANT learn how
TO smoke . What kin Of Job
do you do?"
"Stenography."
Does it pay good?"
mot too bad. figured I'd try
20 put few bucks in the .ank.
When he comes back-getting
started again-till he finds n Job.
figured | might just as well
have some put away"
The southern girl frowned. His
muthuh's been helpin' me out with
the money. All amt nevuh
wukked. He don want me TO
wUk."
ITO Be Continued
Detroit evening times., 1946-01-13

o They're telling Of certain Hollywood starIe1
whe has far more beauty than brains Seems she
had bees going to too many parties recesdy and
was finally compelled 20 see q doctor.
Tin sorry my DEAR" said the medieo. after an
examinations. but you need reSt.
Now understand that. every often.
you'll have urge 70 60 TO party. But you'll
have TO do ia very seldom. No more than. let ms
say. Semi-snnuaiy.
The stsTIet sighed heavily.
"Oksy" she said disconsoIsteiy. "YoU'f<z the
doctor. and IN have 90 do yoU say. But tell
me: How many times . week is Semj-sHnusLIy>"
Q The Rsngster walked into the bird shop 10 buy
canary.
yes. indeed. sir" enthused the proprietor.
pointing TO q large one. Here's real smart bird.
This canary can wsrbIe Old Kentucky Home.
Harvest Moon and q dozen other popular songs.
The tough guy grew peeved.
Don't try TO palm off phony me- he
ErowIed. For my money. want bid that can
knock out original tunes!
Detroit evening times., 1946-01-13

Helen sank back with sigh ''Oh, Mamma"
she said ~Ismr he wonderful tonight ?"
could explain to all the Helen O'Tooles how Lauren
Bacall had the heart of Humphrey BOgart.
and precisely what Clark Cables next wife would
look like. He il was who could answer any ques-
ton pertaining to love
Good evening my friends" The voice
soft. Velvety. Cooling. Tonight, want first TO
speak of young lady who is listening right now
in Chicago. won't, of course. mention her name,
But / will say that she is young. and 50 very
beautiful. This young lady Is ardenty In love with
a man named Elmer. But Elmer. sadly enough
doesn't recognize the fact So what. she asks me-
Is she TO do!
Il spent considerable time last night. dwelling
on this intriguing problem. II Is unusual to say
the least Consider: beautiful young woman
loves a man named Elmer But Elmer doesn't
quite understand. Do you follow me? OF course
you do
That question thus becomes; What is the per.
picked young beauty to do? Well my advice" the
voice slowed dramatically. my advice Is for the
young lady to do something of which her crinoline.
attlred grandmother would never have dreamed.
She should. In the pariance OF 1916. 60 on the
make for Elmer.
"Oh. know that many OF the old school listen.
ersin will not agree. I know that may be con.
demned for speaking rs do. But also know that
1 speak from my heart to your heart-and better
than his hest can no man do"
pause. and sigh And then: And now.
esVsrisha. ls,s. ss.dnr.,s. Inc