Evening star., 1946-09-29
By IdeIIo B. Modem

the call Of routine domestic duty.
Theirs is an almost hopeless task.
WERE TIRED Of residing in trees, We pray
you on eight bended knees to fnd us q
place We can call our home base: an
.aUMANITARiANs. NoTEIsieepins Z re- Sleep alons
the river bank was fine for summer the
ons ades es assT. nDPy Furnished o4 p
niShed apt. or house. Please, some one. call
and end our, frantic search for an apt. OF
house suitable to our needs
Certainly, in the interest of pre-
serving Anglo o-American solidarity
if not to maintain the young hus-
bands pride in the hospitality of his
native land, something should be
done to solve this problem:
BRITISH BRIDE of naval ofieer arrives
tent. Won't you assist husband in put
ting America, best foot forward with fur
nished l-2 bedroom apt. in NV?
And, truly, the most luxurious
possible place should be found to
welcome home" one of our return
ing heroes and his bride:
RECENTLY RETURNED from the iunales
Of, Of the Paeife isles to the Traditional
newlywed Air Corps captain and wife re-
! quire a coy nook in or near Arlington;
e IN modern 81 pDt or BED b.droem oenom apt unfur %
nished with q kitchen where q bride may
shine.
Let us hope and pray that these
two interesting people are now in
nf = n
goodness honeymoon nest:
THAT SWEETEST GIRL EVER and one
I harried lieutenant commander have de-
cided there's sentiment in Washington
! when it comes to apartment renting. MY
sos in coInmn last week, seeking a fur
ensf bronsht Daee iast tWo repiesons from out
OF town and one offering to share house
with father, daughter and roomer. We
bright and sparkling as bride would like
In return. there will be no rings left on
polished furniture and no cigarettes burns
on rugs.
Bachelors, war widows, young en-
ployed mothers with babes in arms,
veterans, returned prisoners-of-war
all clamor for living space:
TWO BACHELOR NAVAL OFFICERS. per-
manent duty Washington. mature, respon-
sible, but still with bachelor propensities.
/ seek UNDERSTANDING lanQlOTo WIN attTdc-
tive apartment or house good location
YouSG EMPLOYED MOTHER wants a
daughters. aged and 10; girls nave been
separated from mother since Feb because
1f 1aSk & Tns Woud Ike to tax. fatal
/ but needs apt. to live in: bride-to-be will
noS no, n1aH share his rtsNr tent ~ u,. j., a,r. .a
Of apartment within easy transportation
! Of Walter Reed Hospital.
I HAVE YOU READ the book 10000 10 ;"
/ TIN REYNOLDS? l lived nine months in the
i infested jungle. evading the Jsps, pacifyins
but have been unable 10 find an apart
Ment in Washington. Desire l living room
| and bedroom apt.
Quieter pleas Of less spectacular
folks also call for attention:
DO NOT give noisy parties or throw dishes
| at each other. viii you have nicely
| furnished Groom apartment vacant soon to
| SOS FROM two Gosernment girls We're
quiet as mice and twice as nice. were
college bred, refined. pnwed. Can you help
attic room, complete with frepiacs and
| ton, painting: must be Inexpensive: who
knows you may be fostering budding
genius.
The wife of one of our wittier
columnistS, having absorbed and dis
titled much journalistic know how
from her husband, finally ceased to
depend on the vsgaries of the clas-
sified columns. Learning of her hus-
bands sad experience in being tossed
out of hotels after five-day limits
had expired (they tell me hotel ac-
commodations are not so hard to get
nowadays, and having been forced
to spend several nights in . Turkish
bath, she made numerous phone
calls and hundreds of tricks around
the countryside. Not having any
luck, she cannily concentrated on
the obituary column. And finally
success crowned her earnest efforts
The couple was soon happily
ensconced in the newly-vacated,
freshly -fumigated and decorated
apartment of worthy lady who
just few days before had passed