The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1946-02-28

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International peace city.
Mr.. Twitchell himself has contrib
uted the funds for two Of the most
important buildings, q Hall for
Nervous Breakdowns and q Hospit-
al for Overworked Interpreters.
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The Twitchell Plan follows:
Wishing Well:
Large and imposing, to be erect
ed in the very center Of UNO as a
sort of key to the whole business.
All delegates would be required to
visit it before each session.
Special exercises for the small
nations whenever the Big -Four are
In a private huddle.
Ice Hockey Center:
Must be especially spacious. When
meetings in the regular auditori-
urns become too rough. adjourn
ment to the hockey center can be
taken at once.
Seismographic Building:
In no territory on earth will the
prompt detection Of disturbances
within the earth be more essential.
Building should have super type
seismographs, and carry spares for
use when main ones are broken by
disturbances within the UNO itself.
Hall Of the Alibis:
This building should be so de-
signed as to face both ways at once
and might even be put on a revolv-
ing platform. Special press gal
leries. Day and night lunch serv-
ice for periods when the diplomats
making the alibis and explanations
are having stymie trouble.
Bull Ring:
uni. Twitchell wants this one de-
signed especially for a few figures
whose actions and words make such
a place essential. More later.)
Most Embarrassing Moments
Auditorium:
Pink marble with sunken floors
and disappearing cabinets; with ad-
junct to be known as the False
Whiskers Annex. Very handy for
delegates caught in doubletalk.
(Automatic blush controls.)
Voice Throwing Center:
Should be on outskirts Of reserva-
ton where notably persistent ora
tors Of the flibuster species may
keep in shape without disturbing the
current sessions, which will be noisy
enough.
World Amity Gymnasium:
Special running track with trap
doors) for any speed boys whose
specially is artful lodging, running
In excessive circles, etc.
Pussyfoot Inirmary:
To provide treatments for build.
ing up tissues Of the overcautious
and the extra adroit. Feature Of
this building to be sciences latest
invention. the AM I A Mouse or
Man-O-Graph.
UNO and the Bathing Beach
c"Nearness to the mountains and sea.
shore, because of summer heat, is EN-.
phasized as q consideration observed in
selecting the permanent UNO Site
Nesps ifem.)
When . fellows solving problems
OF . very global sort
When he's striving for more concord
And . peace that won't be short
When he's busy on . blueprint
And all-embracing plan,
he will want to 60 In swimming
Just like any other man.
When . crisis in far Denmark
And another one In Greece
And . third In Argentina
Threatened unity in Greece
When the muddles are perplexing
And the outlook's very black,
Oh, how nice to find . beachside
There to lie upon ones back!
II the day is hot and humid
And there's talk Of further wars
And there is no breeze for UNO
Through the windows or the doors
And the Big Three's brows are drip
ping
And their shirtfronts watery
Any cause Of peace Is bettered
BY . dive into the sea.
So let nothing interfere with
UNO's closeness to . beach
with . swimming-doat, . surfboard
And . coke Or two In reach);
Let It never be the verdict
Should war raise its face 30 grim
''That's what comes Of keeping
UNO
From . handy place to SWIM"
Sunspots are interfering witt
radio reception. Happily many o.
the commercials are now indistinct
VANISHING AMERICANISMS
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