The Waterbury Democrat., 1946-01-17
THINGS YOU KNEW ALI ALONG tBmt which dOpey mo just
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 President Truman is not III, but hns completed plans for Presi- fentlal suite at walter Reed Hospi. lnl. FOR and other govt officials laVnriahly used the Naval Hospital At nethesdn, Md. Since Mir. Tru. man served in the Army Gin World War D, the Army has no intention ol turning over its prize alumnus 70 Naval medicos, should he need doctor. (Mr. Truman discovered that trying to be a middle-of- -the foader means you get slugged from both sldes)
 'swhaddya think of UNo?"
 "it's all right, I guess. There's just too many of them damo iOreieners in itl"
 M. Chevalier, now appearing at a dump in Paris, has several other acts on the bill. He doesn't pay them; they pay hinl
 Cheyalier has decided not to come here right away, as previously planned. He will make appearances in sweden, Norway, etc. cTo see how they accept me before l re- turn to the U. SD
 Adele Astaire (Lady Cavendisn can ctlss like a trooper. But she never does before GIs. Adele saves her cussin' for royalty0
 Tn Berlin the Nazs Civilians, tool aather in front of U. 8. P&s anu beg the Tanks flor chaWKlott, choongum" and other goodies, even fclVgies. The Americans often snare with them. When the Nazis are a safe distance away they make Ncracks," thumb to nose etc. NUTS es just back also report the Nazls practically dare the Tanks to ht them with their vehicles or bikes as they cross streets, But when tl1ey see the Russians coming In ears they flee. Because the RuSskys run over them! CThey respect THEMO
 
 "Fafa at Hyde Park" is the title of an unusual short to be re leased on FDR's birthday, Jan. 5Otn Nelson Rockefeller. who heads the committee seek ng your old clothing (for displaced persons aoroao! i;oues to get 100 million lbs. of It For at least g million people.
 Six thousand of the S2nd Air borne Division (who marched ur Fifth Avenue the other day) will re- enlist.
 During the war ammunition was manufactured in the House Of LoroS London.
 Walter Florell. the designer, | she only gent we know who Wear' sable coat.
 Believe 1t or not. but there Il even a lobby in Washington to pre- vet 1he govt from establishing na' tional cemeteries in each State Cemetery associations are oen.h' the lobby0
 f1s STelephones Immaculate CThe Fly sieY1ic Phone Service of N. r., Inc. "a d service which disinfects you nhones twice weekly. A New XorKe' borrowed the idea from London which is supposed to be decades oe' a1if1d New York,
 Denver has @ law which prohibit anyone from photographing a wo man in her bathing suit withou her consent. (How about WlCnou her bathing suitO
 It's against the law in Englant to marry your mother-m-laW.
 The howl of wolves at night | really a love call.
 A Marine never wears pants O carries a gun. Marines wear trouS CTS and they never call rlle gun. (Such airs)
  a sign because they were part of tn coat of arms of the Medici family the first famous pawnbrokers. CM' 1ockshop told mel
 Your chances of being struck b lightning are only one in 10000 tThak guy shouldn't work on oaper that costs only 2cD
 The moon is gradually applyin l,raxes Co the earth's spin. AS result the day is now lengthen ing at the rate of one-thousandtI of a second @ century. (Fevven sakesD
 Napoleon invented the income ta' to pay for wars.