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Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
LOCAL AND STATE NEWS

Aunt Susy sez: The only thing 4
rotten egg is good for is to make a
skunk jealous. and who wants to-
play upon the emotions of 4
skunk" So Don't be bad egg.
W. s. {. S. Circle No. of the
Calvary Methodist Church met i'll
the social hall of the church on
Friday evening. June 2S. This was
the last meeting until Friday. Sep
tember -. when We will have our
fall rally and covered dish supper.
Mrs. Marie Worthington chair
lady; co-hoStesSeS. Mrs. Esther
Reed. Mrs. Alice Derrickson. Mrs.
Ella Rogers Mr. y h. Downing.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
State News Sold
By Geo. w. Parker
CONTINUED from First Page)

The new publisher is not new To
The newspaper business. Al one
time during his career he spent a
number OF years With the New York
| ally News and during this period
was connected for time With the
papers advertising department.
Mr. Barnes graduated from Yale
University in 1881 and FOR a time
following his graduation was con
rectcd with DreXel and company 5
Philadelphia offices
In November OF 1911 he entered
The Naval OFFICERS Training school
at Quunsct Point. Il /. and gradu-
ated with the rank OF lieutenant.
He attended 4 post Graduate school
where he pursued course in air
combat intelligence. and upon com
pIttlon OF that course Was sent to
Pearl Harhor where. with SIN other
officers. he formed the first pool oi
combat intelligence officers
In September. 1912 ne Joined Air
Group Il on the Carrier Enterprise
where he served until June. 1913.
Dulin2 his service on She Enter
prise. he Was sent To the Carrier
Hornet on 4 special mission and
Was on the Hornet at the time il
was sunk by 4 Japanese air attack.
Attcr being picked up by destroy
cr, he Joined his fleet 1T New
Calrdunia
Served Under thennault
From June. 1913, until May. 1914.
he served with the Naval Air In
tclli2enCc in ashington after
winch he Was assigned To CcNlun as
nited States Naval air intelligence
officer on Admiral Muuntbattrm' ;;
staff. In this capacity he travelled
over India and ON British carrier
While II MAS conducting an air at
tack on the JAPANESE in the Dutca
East Indies. Later he became naval
lhttlllScnct air officer with the
Army 5 l4th Air Corps under com
Mdud Ui Grnerdl Chtnnault.
ii" Was again recalled To- Pearl
llarhor for collaboration ON air in
IrlIl2tncc and then moved to the
headquarters OF the Pacific Fleet
on Guam where he Was located ON
VI Day. Following his return lu
The hlted States in September of
I"4o he WAS assigned to the office
"t the ndersccrctary OF the Navy
III Washington and Was separated
from the service in February OF thi-
year.
Mr. Barnes is married and the
i;'lhrr OF two children. He hopes t,
move his family To Dover as soon
aS convenient.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
How State Congress
Members Are Voting
Continued from First Page)

ON amendment proposing Crea-
tlon of a National Science FOuuda-
tlun as IL substitute for the kil4ore-
M&gnuSon foundation bill. rejected
1921: Buck for; Tunntl against.
On 1918 passage of the Kilgorr-
MdSnuSOn bill to create Il National
Science Foundation; Tunnel Tor,
Buck AGAINST
On amendment by Representative
Dirksem GRID to UNRRA appro-
prlation bill to prohibit ustf of
funds for relief in any country
Which censors news of UNRRA
activities, approved 22S-S5: Tray
nor tDl not voting.
On passage of the cumpromi$o
bin extending OPA over the PrcSi-
dents veto, reflected l73 to over
r:de ll2 to sustain UWo-thirdS
majority required to ovcrridp1 +:
TraynOr against.
On resolution providing for a 20
day. StOp-Sap revival of OPA. ap-
proved 2S3-6l; TraynOr for.
On motion by Representative
Rich (R-Pa instructins House
rOnferees not to accept Senate
amendment providing $1,000 900 for
a TNA fertilizer plant at Mobile
Ala, approved lGl-l4S; Traynor
for
On 235-49 passage of a bill t,
amend the Railroad Retirement
Acts and Railroad Unemployment
Insurance Act; Traynor for.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
W Al.lS

Alfred b. Walls, age - years.
husband of Mrs. Sallie Walls, died
At his home in Milford on Thurs
day. July I. after long illness.
Funeral services We're held at the
Slaughter Neck Church on Sunday
afternoon, July :, at TWO o'clock
with Reverend Leslie f. Werner,
minister OF the Calvary Methodist
Church, officiating. Interment was
made in the Slaughter Neck ceme-
terry. In addition To his wife. he is
survived by two daughters. Mrs
Nlnnifred PaSSWaters and Laura
May Walls of Milford: five sons.
Howard. Chester, Harry. Alfred.
Jr.. all OF Milford. and James of
Nmrlamd, New Jersey. one step
dau2htrr. Mrs Lydia BRIDEGROOM
OF Preston, Maryland, one bro
1h"r. Ftrd Walls OF Brid&rvillr and
lu grandchildren
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
BIRTHDAY PARTY

A happy little host was Richard
Kennedy when. on Wednesday, July
3, he celebrated his sixth birthday
A yard party was arranged lnclud-
ing games with a peanut hunt as a
highlight of entertainment.
The little guests who enjoyed
home made cakes and ice cream III
the shade of their paper hats were
Jacky Carpenter, Bobby and Ken
ny Zook, Dicky Workman, hath-
leen and Donny Tyndall jackie
Scott, Joyce and Diane Mitchell
Sylvia Deputy and Bobby Webb.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

The afternoon group of the Pres
hyterian Church has postponed
their picnic AT Slaughter Beach be-
cause of the important restoration
fund meeting To be held i'll the
church the same evening.
The Calvary Methodist Sunday
school will hold their annual pic
mic ON Wednesday, July l. at Oak
Orchard All members are urged
to he present. Make this a day to
remember. Games and amusements
for all. Buses will leave from the
church at 9 Il. IN. If the weather is
stormy. the picnic will be held
the following day.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Mrs. Frances Martin and
Mrs. George IL. Draper were
luncheon guests of Mrs. S. NJ.
ID. Marshall on Tuesday at her
cottage at RehobOth. Joining
them there were Mrs. George
Cross and Mrs. c. ID. Holz-
mueller.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
lIAII.OW ELL

Isaac f.. HalloWell. - Years old
former resident of this community.
died on Monday evening. June 24th
at the home of his daughter. Mrs.
Rudolph PlutSchak in Federals-
burg. Maryland. Mr. Hall0well. who
lad been in poor health for several
Years, was taken To FedtralShurS
two weeks before his death when
his condition became serious. AL
though native of Sussex County.
lIt laWart and for the last several
ItarS a resident of Milford. he was
tor Years farmer in fredericksburg.
He was the son of the late Thomas
and Regina Downham Hallownll.
surviving him are his widow. Mrs.
Sallie liallOWell. seven children.
Mrs. Thurstun Jones of Federals-
burg. Elwood W. Hallowell of
Gloucester, y. j.. Harry +. Halo
we'll of fredericksburg. Arthur 4.
Hallowell of Milford, Mrs. Mabel
l'irhl of FtderalShur&. William X.
llalluWell of Preston. Md. and Mrs
Rudolph Plutschak Of Fedtrals-
hurS.. The following sisters and
brothers also survive: Mrs. James
l Spicer of st Petersburg. Florida.
Mrs. Lou Willis of Philadelphl.
Mrs. William Bonn of Baltimore
and John W. HallOwell of FEEDER
&IShmG, Funeral services were
held on Thursday, June 27th in the
thuFrh of God in Federalsbur2
with the Rev. b. e. Fansler officiat-
ms. lnterment was made in the
Hill crest cemetery. Fedrralshurs.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
E.T
EDGAR WARD

The marriage of Mrs. Grace Ed
gar of Dover and Mr. William Ward
OF FELTON, took place at the home
of Rev. }. 7. Bailey OF Milford ON
Saturday, June 30 at . p m. The
only attendants We're Miss Dorothy
Ward. daughter of the groom. and
Charles Pearson of Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Miss Helen Pierce returned
home on Monday after spend
ing the past three weeks down
south of the border and in
Texas. Miss Pierce visited
Mexico and in Il communication
from there said it was beauti-
full country but very hot and
she was having fun trying to
make herself understood. In
Texas she was the guest of
Captain and Mrs. George T.
Macklin. who are stationed at
FL Paso.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Mrs. George Collins, the for
mer Miss Janis Savage, was
given a surprise stork shower
Monday evening at the home
of Miss Florence Bennett, with
Miss Wanda Wilkie. Miss Betty
Walls and Mrs Richard Kim
mey assisting.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12


I'D EI showers were given
s Miss Doris Kinder,
Z both surprise affairs.
- with the honored
guest coming in after all the
others We're assembled and
quietly awaiting her arrival
Miss Evelyn Short was the
hostess Wednesday evening at
her home near town. Guests
invited We're Miss Ann IIugg.
Miss Anne Townsend. Miss
Mildred Hammond. Miss Fran
ces McNatt, Miss Lucy Rump-
stitch, Miss Ailleen Clendaniel.
Mrs. George Collins. Mrs. Will
liam Wells, Mrs. Robert Baech-
Ter, Mrs. Hayes Dickerson,
Mrs. Walter Swain, Mrs. Paul
Monroe, Mrs. Wilbur Bennett,
Mrs. Granville Kinder. Miss
Florence Bennett, Miss Wan
da Wilkie. Miss Eileen Whar-
ton, Mrs. Richard KINNEY,
Miss Sarah Barcus. Miss Bet
ty Monroe. Miss Frances Pet
tyjohn and Mrs. Harold l..
Short On Friday evening the
hostesses We're Mrs. Norman
Bennett and Miss Florence
Bennett, who entertained at
the latter's home. Miss Kinder
and Mr. Thomas Bennett will
be married on Sunday in Wi
comicO Presbyterian Church
i'll Salisbury at two p. m. day
light time. by the Reverend
John jackson Brown. Miss
Bennett, the grOOm's sister.
will sing at the morning SER
vice and at the wedding.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Mrs August f. FaiX invited
a few friends down to her
pleasant cottage at Rrhoboth
for luncheon on Tuesday at
one. The guests ate and play
ed bridge ON the enclosed
porch, having a good time to-
gether and enjoying the after
noon. Present We're Mrs. NJ
llaswell Pierce. Mrs. Charles
Banning, Mrs. William Smith,
Mrs. John W. Fry. Mrs. Joseph
j. Pierce. Mrs. Ray Warren
and Mrs. Herman Phillips.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
REED

Funeral services for Alfred X.
Reed, age 16 years. were held on
Tuesday afternoon at two o'clock
at the Hardesty Funeral Home in
Bridgeville. Rev. O'Neal of Grace
Methodist Church of Greenwood.
Otiiciated. mterment was made in
the Ellendale cemetery. Mr.. Reed
died in the Milford Memorial Hos
pital ON Sunday morning. July :.
He WAS a son of the late Levenia
and Flee Reed of near Georgetown.
Mr. Reed went to Greenwood about
seven years ago. giving up his pO-
SitiOn as a licensed engineer on a
Delaware River tugboat to care
for an invalid sister. who died
about one year ago. Since then he
has been employed at the Porter
Fiber Plant in Greenwood as an
engineer. He was veteran of the
Spanish American War. Surviving
him are Il cousin, Ada RenShaw of
Newark, Delaware. and many
friends.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

MIR and Mrs Brown Thaw-
ley whose third child was born
i'll Memorial Hospital on Tues
day, July ,. have given the
name OF Mary Sue to the new
daughter.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
SOFTBtLL LEAGUE

All Eamrs Will be played ON
Thursday evenings and start not
later than i: l5 O'Clock.
Nine players shall compose Il
team. 1t is intended that all play
ers be members OF the organiza-
tons represented but it will be
permISSable tO recruit outside
players to fill in vacancies. All
members of the team must play if
they are present. If there is still
Il vacant position then an outside
player may be used to fill in.
The umpire will be the sole Judge
IN all disputes concerning any
thing that may arise during the
game
The schedule is as follows and
the first named team is the home
team.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Robert BaHnum and John Pretty
man are AT Camp Muosllaukr \ II.
Tor the summer The boy are
greatly enjoying the camp lltr
The DUPONT Boulevard viii NOT
be opened for travel until about THE
iIrst week III August or possibly i
Week later. After the concrete i,
completed dirt covering must he.
maintained for thirty DAYS accord
ing To the contracts before th, road
can be opened for public u>,.. 10
the people of Delaware the upruin.
OF this road means much. 50 much.
that five years hence in lnOkins
backward. il will be amu/in2 thar
IT'S building was postponed for -
many long yearS-a dtlrimrnt to
progress and increased value OF
land.
David II. Sipple. With party Of
friends. mOtured from Ma~hinstur.
II. {. and spent SUNDAY with h-
parents. MIR. and Mrs William \.
Sipple
Star pitchers all look alike 10 III,
taulk Baseball club. ana th, one
who did the honUrS for Srafurd ON
Saturday last under the stae, nafi.r
OF James Was no exception And The
Tact that few OF Connie Nack'S
releases We're present on the dla-
nond for the Visitors didn't ~,..rl
I" make any material difference, II
Was a Slussing match uum hr-Iii-
hlh& I" end The CMlk uutI,ht
never looked better and urNrr had
more chances in one game The i'm
lIeld was practically imprnrtrahl..
The Caulk boys got the hit and run
habit early taking eNtrythiny that
was coming their way ana Won The
same by the score OF to ,
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
Thursday, July II

Thursday, July IL
Lions vs.. odd Fellows.
kiwanis vs.. Rotary.
Thursday. July II
Lions VS.. Rotary.
odd Fellows VS.. kiwanis.
Thursday. July 25
Lions VS.. kiwanis.
Rotary VS.. odd Fellows.
Thursday. August |
odd Fellows vs.. Lions.
Rotary vs.. Kiwanis.
Thursday. August y 4.
Rotary VS.. Lions.
Kiwanis vs.. Odd Fellows.
Thursday, August II
kiWaniS VS.. Lions.
odd Fellows VS.. Rotary.
Thursday. August 22 22
Lions vs.. odd Fellows
Kiwanis VS. Rotary
Thursday. August %
Lions VS.. Rotary.
odd Fellows VS.. kiWanis.
Thursday. September >
Lions VS.. Kiwanis.
Rotary vs.. odd Fellows.
Note: 1t will be necessary to
SeSS each team ten dollars to |
for equipment. Ii it is found fav
able to buy trophy an additi0
five dollars will have to be con
buted to take care of the cost.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12
THIRTY YEARS AGO
TAKEN FROM IHE 1916 PILES oF
IHE MILFORD CHRoNItLE

Harry W. Daniels of Milford and
Helen ii. Camac OF Dover. We're
qultely married IN Miluinytun. on
Saturday. July |, 1916. 10y the Rev.
Candet.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Mrs. Harry Vi. Laws OF Milmin.-
ton is the guest Of Mrs Thomas ia
Wis uf South Walnut Street.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

Visiting Mr. and Mrs. Nor
timer Browning this week 1T
their summer home ON West
Front street is their son and
daughter-in-law. Mr.. and Mrs.
Richtrd Browning of New
York City, With them is the
dog, Chloe. which was adopted
by three members Of the cast
This Is The Army" at Fog
eia, Italy, and which has tray
eled almost around the world
since the annexation by the
boys. of which Mr. Browning is
one. chloe is not thOruueh-
bred, not Il mutt. but dog with
lONable qualities that has
made the boys use their inge-
nuity to be able To have Chloe
accompany them in almost ev-
cry kind of conveyance in the
world.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

ANNOUNCEMENT has been made uf
The engagement OF Morris Is bal
bow OF Milford and Miss NArsar,I
Scott OF RosemOnt, Pa The we'd
ulns will take place sometime IN
August, and they will then leave
Tor Europe where they Will visit II.
relatives of the bride.
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

W d miscellaneous
showers We're given
Miss Doris Kinder.
both surprise affairs.
x1titl,
Milford chronicle., 1946-07-12

In st. Mary's Catholic
Church i'll SeafOrd ON June Is.
with Father Daniel NJ. Powers
officiating at the nuptial mass
and double ring ceremony at
ten a. m. Mrs Amelia ID. Law
son and Mr.. Daniel McSWepn-
ey of Chicago. were married.
The bride. who wore Il white
street length dress and white
accessories. carrying Il hOu-
quet of white roses. SypSOphil-
Ia and delphinum. was attended
by Mrs John Wilkins as ma
trOn OF honor Mrs. wilkins
wore a pink dress with white
accessories and carried a bou-
quet of pink roses. larkspur
and glads. The best man was
Mr. Andrew Donovan. bro
ther OF the bride. A reception
followed at the Seaford Acorn
Club. They spent some time lit
Oceon City. Md. before return
ing to town. Mrs McSWrtnrv
is a graduate OF Memorial Hos
pital, and is special duty nurse
there Mr. McSweeney was
associated with Sears. Ruebuck
Company before coming to
Delaware. They will make
their home here.
Evening star., 1946-07-04
Driver Asked to Report
On Pedestrian Accident

The Police Departments Accident
Investigation Unit yesterday re-
quested the driver of a car which
accidentally struck Mrs. Mary H.
Niblack, II. in front of her home at
2l29 Florida avenue NV. on June
26 to communicate with the unit.
Mrs. Niblack, sister-in n-law of Ad-
miral William H. Leahy. presidential
adviser, was slightly injured.
Police said they merely want to
complete the record in the case and
no charges will be filed against the
driver.
Evening star., 1946-07-04
COATS-THIRD FLOOR
, ALL-WooL FITTED SPRING COATS Noy G.


sALL-WooL 8 FITTED SPRING COATS No,O SIT
Were 555 CoIoes neckjnes tie front belts Hond-
5 ALL-WooL SPRING COATS Were s399S Nor S77
Neoty fitted se-n belts, tucked detoiIno deep omhoe
0reen sizes Z and IA. Brown z.
! ALL-WooL FITTED SPRING COAT. . Was s4s. Nor $40
Wing seeved, studded belt. Royal u.
! ALL-WooL HALF SIZE COAT Has ss995. Now-S37
| ALL-WooL BOX COAT :. Vas sf9.95 Now-% %77
Ful-lenoth ooot in melon with black cord Size o.
l ALL-WooL SHORT BOX COAT >. Vas s499S. Now S77
handsome coot in blue with black TRIM Size le
ALL-WooL FITTED SPRING COAT. :. : Vas $685. NowS17
With tie front belt, deep ormhoIes. In royal blue only.
! WoMAkS CHESTERFIELD Vas s3995 Now- %14
Full length, 1oo96 WOOL with velvet collar in powder Blue
Size 24lz
ALL-wooL BOY COAT -. Was s3s. Now-------Sl7
In royo blue, size b.
| ALL-WooL BOY COAT =. Vas sf9.95 Now-S73
In kelly green size T.
ALL-WooL BOY COATS Uere S29.9S Now--Tl7
Al-wooI shoe, in green II; melon, size 9.
ALL-WooL HALF-sIzE COAT Was S2995 Now $40
Box coot with needlepoint trim, in green, "a w.
) ALL-WooL COATS . Were 1925 and 1928 Nor GIT
Beautiful fitted with tucked detoiInq sefstchino
0een sizes 26X2t 1874.
HALF-slzE cHEsTERFELDs :. j. Were 1925 Now GIT
Full length Oo9o WOOL with velvet coors Green size 2ek
22I7. Blue. size 2412.
Evening star., 1946-07-04
-. SUITS-THIRD FLOOR
zs ALL-WooL CHECKED sUITsNouc SIT

zs ALL-wooL CHECKED sUITs---Nou SIT
We're S35 Beautiful two piece in black and white
brown ond white checks Sizes 10 to | g.
! WOOL Tukic SUIT . Vas S6s.9s. Nor S42
Tropuno trimmed aqua, Il.
CARDIGAN SUIT Vas 1895 Now w--------- &37
! ALL-WooL FLANNEL SUIT E. . Vas s45. Nou--- S27
Hondtehed opes, melon, 20,
! TWo-ToNE SUIT Vas S45 Now ------------ &29
Notch collar, eored skirt, Dressmoke styles. Black and
kelly green Size Il.
ALL-WooL SUITS We're s45 Now- ow-----------S29
Dressoker style with cardigan jockets pIeoed skirt Blue
lilac Size "A.
l BATTLE JACKET SUIT :. =. Vas s4s. .Now-------S27
Awoo flannel with silver button Powder blue
10.
! pRESsMAKER SUIT Vas $685. 5Now---------S19
AIwoo with silver button trim kick peoted skirt Fuehsio,
size II.
Twopeee dressoker with cardigan jocket peoted skirt
Powder blue, size a.
] TWo-PEcE CARDIGAN SUIT e. . Vas s42.95. Now S23
AIlwooI, with tucked detailing. Powder blue Size II.
ALL-WooL TWILL SUITS We're s299S. Now - S13
Cordiaon jacket covered button trim. Size u.
JUNIOR WOOL SUITS Were S2995 Now SIT
Awoo with cordaon neoknes, deep omhoes belts
button trims. Three stunning styles Block sizes TO 3.
! TAILORED TWO PIECE SUIT Vas s29.9S. Nor -S13
AlI-woo cordoon style black only Size r.
JUNIOR SUITS Were s45 Noc------------%77
Block 1000 wool flonne with leather belts, club
eoors pushup sleeves. kick peoted skirts Sizes to J.
Evening star., 1946-07-04

An adult human has half an
ounce of sugar in his blood.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
ALL WET

Boy-How would you like to 60
walking with fellow with only one
eye?
Girl-Not much, I think.
Boy-Then how about letting me
carry your umbrella?
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01

In China there is a proverb that
says an egg is never old until It
wrinkleSl
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Fast Worker

He-If I ever got hold of that guy
who kissed you I'll teach him q
thing or two!
She-But darling, don't think you
could.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Logical

Logical
Jones-Why do your wife's hats
always look like lamp shades?
Smith - Probably because she's
got so much electricity in her hair.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Complete Vacuum

Jones-I hear Brown shot his
wife. Is her condition serious?
Smith-No. The bullet just went in
one ear and out the other.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Upset Stomach

Bolssed IN minutes q ooob3o 0ooo1 beek
When excess stomach add causes painful, sufSosat.
ing gas. stomach and hsartburn doctors usuA1y
prescribe the fastest-aetng incidence Known 6G9
symptomauc relef-medicines like those In Bellies
Tablets No laxative. Bell-ans brinRs comfort In Q
4iffy or double your money back return Of botts
- u. NJ 1t all drugRists.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
On Right End?

She-Why are you limping?
He-1 was injured in the football
game last Saturday.
She-How?
Hell fell off the bench.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
College Life

Fresh-Gee, you gave me an
awful fright last night.
Soph-Sorry, old man, but it was
the best blind date I could get on
short notice.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Heavy Feeders

Lady - Did you ever have any
stowaways on your boat?
Sailor-Lady, every man on our
boat had such an appetite, they
were all stowaways.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01

Betty-Have you heard the joke
about two eyes?
Lettie-No, I haven't.
Betty-Oh, you have two!
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
PERSUASION

Your neighbors are honest, I
hope" someone asked the old
Negro.
"Yassir, dey isl
"But you keep that loaded shot
gun near your hen COOP"
Oats to keep 'em honest!"
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Still Telling Them

Veteran-We had one fellow in our
outfit who was so big it took his
girl two years to knit him a sweater.
Ditto-Some yarn!
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Bang! Bang!

Dude-Sounds as if they're hav-
ing a shooting down at Danny's.
Cowboy - Yeah, that's what I
gather from the last report.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Not Particular

Jones-They say Brown married
his wife because her uncle left her
fortune.
Smith, heard he'd have married
her no matter who left her the
money.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01

Quick Chem q
Harry-Do you know the formula
for water?
Jerry-Sure. H2O.
Harry-And what's the formula
for sea water?
Jerry-CH2O.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Silent Partner

Joe-So your uncle had to give
up being an organist. How come?
Bill-The monkey diedi
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
Paddle Your Own

Byron-How's life treating you?
Myron-I'n have you know pay
my own way.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1946-03-01
DEAD LANGUAGE?

A lady entered bookshop recent.
ly and asked for a Latin-English
dictionary. Zone of those double
column things" she explained, $50
you can learn to order coffee and
call a taxi"
The prospect Of putting the Ian.
guage of the ancients to such utili-
tartan purpose rather intrigued the
clerk. He made further inquiries,
and was rewarded by rather as
tonishing disclosure. II need this
book" said the prospective patron,
because I am going to Latin Amer.
lea. This Month,
Henderson daily dispatch., 1946-08-17
CHESTNUT, WALNUT
STREET LOTS SOLD

Realty actions al the register of
deeds office yesterday showed en-
change Of properties o. Chestnut and
Walnut streets.
Henry A. Tanner and wife con-
veyed a lot on Chestnut street t.
Willie l.. Tanner and wife for Sl0O
and other considerations.
lot on Walnut street was trans
fcrrcd by Mrs. Olive Hughes T. Il.
l.. Shepard and wife for 500 and
other considerations.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1946-08-17

COMPLETE TIRE SERVICE. II
you have tire trouble, see lis for
quick service. Auto Jacks, u. S.
Tires, Gulf Products. Henry Man
gum, Proprietor. City Service Sta
ton, 20l William ST., phone 75G.
Sats-tf