St. Paul recorder., 1946-07-19


Better get ready Don Gates
for the dance Of the year; you
should, but If you don't, you shall
now hear. II comes every year,
and l mean it's mellow-just the
kind Of dance for a girl and her
fellow. Well, it's Brown and it's
Derby-it's the second annual
Brown Derby!
REVIEW: The stage show will
be a killer, and you know that's
great, boyl And you know what
band, and I'm sure they rate. The
Ink Tots are singing one Of their
favorite songs, while an all-girl
dancing team does a dance all
wrong. So If you plan to leave town
at your first chance, you had bet
ter wait until the Brown Derby
dance.
Secrets" between one and ???.
Margaret Stewart) Is on the
secret list this week, and her
secret is ???. Guess? (Anna) her
secret is H. :. Guess? ivan White)
his secret is Liverpool. Guess?
(WilberO Grissam's) secret Is a
ring from H??. And Clyde Tur-
rentine's secret is oh!?.
Well, the weekend was a thrill.
va dressed to kill. Band and all
came at your very call. They say
that if you couldn't dance, you had
to stay out Of the way. You can
bet your life it was a great, great
dayl
Well, it looks like "The Ole Boy
Donald" is going to give me a
chance to spiel on what l think
about the chicks in Ole Mime
apOlis. My honest opinion is that
they are too "some-timey!" You
dig certain chicks walking down
along the main stem, and they try
to act as if they don't know you.
The rest of the time they WILL
speak. But out Of all the cities I've
been in, will admit that the chicks
in Ole Minneapolis can't be beat.
Thank you, Duke Don, for let
ting me express my opinion!
c. H. Turner, Esq.
Ole Duke Don asked me to ex-
press my opinion Of Minneapolis
women. When you meet them, you
meet them all. When a fellow goes
to see his girl he has to contend
with all of her friends! After you
leave, you become the center of the
local sewing circle gossip. The best
thing to do is to leave them all
alone. They spell danger!
Dancing will begin at 6 p. m. and
music will be furnished by the drum
that If we are to have law and
order in the city of Minneapolis.
we should take all women out and
shoot 'em down. Paragraph, period,
dash, etc.
Prince Albert
P.S.-To be sure, if we did that,
you'd have to shoot US, too, because
we are as much trouble as girls
are, they can still be included
among the finer arts Of life!
Well, here ! am giving my opinion
Of girls. 1t is somewhat impossi-
BILE to say. but must say it. They
are fair at times. In other ways
thew are hard to understand. But
without them, boys would be no.
] "hSlNs III llOI saying lHGN dIGl
any good; they're lust fickle.
By Baron Clentell Jackson
P.S.-Girls are tickle because
they want the respect that not many
of us think about!
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MY HONEST OPINION of the
fairer sex in the Twin Cities is one
of true understanding. For !
understand that the majority Of
girls are trying to make their child
hood dreams come true. A fair
locking hoy who has all the polite,
ness in the world to call at her home
ard treat her as the fellow treated
hio girl in "true romance"
am s"re the girls should make ar
appeal to the BOYS (although the
boys should know that respect is
d"o even TO the girl with no re,
snnct for herself. There are sew,
erNl Of us boys who would like tC
havn a better understanding. also
90 think it over. Self respect i,
followed bv respect.
Well. next week will be Girls