The Waterbury Democrat., 1946-10-21
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lyWoodS next Wk When the Chaplain at Lakehurst Naval Station (he's a red-hot southpaw hurler) joined the officers bowling team there, they promptly changed the name of the team from "Barflies" to 'Holy-RollerS'' Nick Kenny'S book, How to Write, Sing and Sell Popular Songs" was published by Hermitage Press (Hey, Mich olas! Whats that birthday reminder of Bilbo doing in your col'm? You going scrooy?) :. The coluymn herewith disowns the cerf'd quip credited to Loco" '. John Cart says most politicos hope it'll be Yesvember:
 Reports insist that the Presidents announcement con the decontrols on meat) caused the stock market to go up higher than at any time since the start of hostilities in Sept. 1889 Do they mean by that-that fewer people suffer when the mar ket goes down than when it Jumps up? AS an augury of peoples misery-a rising stock market IS tops The trouble with some Americans is that they think more of their fortunes than everyone's future.
 City desks should probe this one: A leading British Catholic layman and editor named John Childs New port Eustein has been booked to visit here to denounce Communists. His trips been blocked several times. He was bumped off the Liz (which brought Molotov), and his voyage cancelled twice before that .. :. A wild rumor says Burt K. Wheeler may get into Truman'S cabinet. Gahferbid! You mean after Mon tana Democrats repudiated him at the polls he'll get a better pob?
 Barbers. soda jerX and cabbles were summoned to the lncome-taX offices and informed they'd be as sessed flat sums on last years un- declared tips. (Soda jerk, $1,OOO; cabbies $300). Next to be called Will be Pullman porters Y. The Embassy Clubs Fanchon and paper poX ty- coon A. Michelman will be wed. locked in 2 wks. John V. Fels ot of Miami University (Oxford, O. says YOU will soon be ordering Taft b,Irgers" A Taftburger be- ing dime hamburger that sells for two-bits.
 MT, Lou Schmoltz revealed this New York Novelette last night .,, He says it actually happened :. A lower East Sider-the brother-ln- law of a gangster-was visited oy the latter, who demanded Slo,ooo Ill casb at once T haven't 10,- 00O nickels!" said the chap. Where will get that kind of dough?" "I don't care where" parked the gangster. Dig it up. I'll give you 48 hours" The frantic one went to many intimates, telling all that he needed it to save his life; that he was to be killed if he didn't pro duce it The most he could get was $500 The next day ne committed suicide Not KloWlne his brother-i r-in-law, the gangSter' died several hours before he did from a rival hoods bullets.
 Attn, Dept. of Justice and the U S. Attorney General: Five years ago Douglas Stewart and George E F,geleston testified upnder oath (oe- fore a Federal Grand Jury in WaSn, ington, D. O. concerning alleged seditious activities in Lake Geneva Wis Both men refused to tel the Grand Jury where they got the money for their propaganda actlvl- ties Two months ago, O. John Rogge of the Dept. Of JuStlce' ac, cording to renwned lawyers ana nrosecutors we know) that Grand Iurv proceedings be started lmme- diately. based on evidence he oo- tained from official Nazi files 1ouno bv U. s. authorities), and on ni T.; formation supplied by a hlgh Naa a, limitations expires this December. That means if the Dept ot Justlce does not take action by that tune it never can What, Wno .,l oi which, MT. Attorney-General ron Clark, is blocking action by you' Dept. of Justice?