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Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01

Of all fight, fight FIGHT Fight NELL RUSSELL
fight odfogeym fight Uncle Tomism the
larger Negro weekly addition newspaper
order to keep posted the critical the
the Read the Negro Digest and Ebony magazine
entertaining well as informative.
DO this kids and you'll be surprised how interesting
Howard Brown has Of the best little jump bands I've heard
long time He's added Percy Hughes
has just Of the Army where
Of couple Of the best the namely
and Chaucey Haughon both blow pardne they
blow Louis Jordan In the when hearing
Es Rendezvous Harem Lenox Avenue didn't
the ball than Howard and the boys
Louis where he could sell his
and recording agents He few Jack
pot, and now he's in the big league
My only criticism Of the Brown combo that when
plays too loud, failing Of Negro bands
the EkS Sunday night thought the roof
n but 1t remained intact Why don't John Kirby
for himself by presenting the public small
distinctive style That's business his
musicians should reearse themselves
the point where they rocking the
glasses the tables Cash appre
cate being able hand the having
yode at the top o their voice
The boys have something
have no one but themselves to blame
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01

bridal party Monday, February
just returned from the armed SeTv-
ice overseas. Guests present were:
MessrS. and Mesdames Leroy Bry-
ant, James Patterson, Otis Parks,
Messrs. Joseph Patterson, and
James Eiford, Mechanics COrrine
Bun and Carrie BuchRnOn. A de-
liRhtful dinner was served
The E.E.B.P. Club met Tuesday,
February 20, at the home Of Mrs
s. o. Harris, 300 f.. 26th ST. Guests
were; Mines. Bert Dawson, James
Slemmons and James Simms, Mrs.
Christine CRrrutherS was expected,
but could not attend on account
Of illness. First club prize was
won by Mrs. Harold Walker. second
by Mrs. Ben CRssius, and third by
Mrs. Dan McAdams. First guest
prize was won by Mrs. Bert Davl-
son, second by Mrs. james Stem
mons, and third. Mrs. James Simms.
The next meeting will be- March IL,
st the home Of Mrs. Daniel Nc
Adams.
Mr.. Harry Davis, trainer at Phyl-
lis Wheatley House, accompanied
Ed Lacey and Bobby Daniels to
Chicago, Ill.,, Sunday. February "a,
for the boxing finals.
The WV. Club met Thursday,
February Il, at the Phyllis Wheat.
ley House. The group held a bust.
ness meeting. Those present were:
Meadames Florence Mayes. Char
lottc Davis, Katherine Washington,
Ruth Bell, ROEenia Wright, Mar.
gHret Neal. Arvadn Mccoy, Kath-
crime Harper, Oneida Davis, Ger.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01

to have q clear, almost hawless
skin. You can be the judge Of
which foundation is best for you.
A few points must be watched,
however. To avoid q masked look,
use as little as you can and only
on a clean skin. Examine your face
in a strong light to make sure
there are no streaks. When you
take of makeup, do It thoroughly,
with cleansing cream plus soap and
water or freshener.
Cake makeup is u pat Of tinted
powder and other ingredients
pressed into a cake. 1t should be
applied quickly with a wet sponge
or cotton pad. 1t makes many a
woman with a less-than-perfect
skin look like a beauty. 1t gives
clear, even color and texture and
wells defects.
Anyone can use cake makeup
but it is especially helpful for nor
NAL and oily skins because it sup
presses shine and makes the face
look neat. Use a light enough coat
so that the texture Of the skin
shows through. Use cream rouge
under it or dry rouge lightly over
it. 1t looks darker in the cake
than on the skin. Too light a shade
looks CHASTITY.
Liquid cover-up is a new type Of
powder-liquid-the tinted powder
in an oily base. Just dot it on fore
head, cheeks, and chin, and then
spread it fast. The effect is
natural dewiness with depth and it
also helps hide freckles and other
defects.
Because Of the oil, liquid cover
up is best for dry and normal skins,
particularly in harsh weather.
Most women like a faint note Of
cream rouge blended into it on the
cheeks and a light busting Of the
same shade Of powder over it.
Tinted cream is mixture Of
cream and powder in skin tone.
Use it sparingly and stroke it on
lightly. 1t gives you a coat Of even
color, hides imperfections, and at
the same time protects a tender
skin, keeping it soft and moist.
1t is not for the oily-skinned but
goes very we'll on the dry skin and
is disable on normal skins. Use
very little and don't rush or drag
it over your face. Take time to
blend it out evenly with many light
pats and strokes.
Cream rouge goes over cream
makeup, and you will need the
same shade Of powder over it to
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Rldine Withcrs. ShirNi Mayes and
Mrs Combs, counsellor.
The Dubois Club met Friday,
February %. with Mrs. John
Sayles. Mrs. LOttie Hyde was
guest, and Mrs Eva Sessions was
made new member. First club
prize was won by Mrs. John Saylcs,
second by Mrs. Tom Carroll, and
third by Mrs Gordon Granger. The
next meeting will be Friday. March
4, at the home of Mrs. Hardy White,
36l5 Fourth Ave, =,
Mrs, Ernest McNeai. 1910 Bryant
Ave. n, entertained at birthday
party Sunday. February -. in hon
or VI her husbands birthday. Cards
and dancing furnished entertain
mcnt, and Mrs, McNeal served a
luncheon buffet style, Guests pres
ent were: Mesdnmes Lillian Jack
son, Cecilia Patterson, Miss Mil.
dred Manderville, Anna Bcccham
and Roberta BccchRm. Mcssrs,
James Patterson. Alex Vaughn.
Bill Batscll. Walter Daniels. 10
Seph Patterson. Nathaniel Ratscll,
Clarence Patrick, Emery Jones,
Floyd Patterson, John Sims, =.
Porter. J. {. Hawkins. and Mcssrs,
and Mcsdames Daniel Boone and
Spencer Mericlc,
Mr.. and Mrs, Tyler J. Howell,
2207 Elliot Ave. received word
that their son. Sgt. Richard. was n
participant in tho Western Pacific
Olympic race, in Manila, and won q
beautiful silver watch. Sgt. Howell,
who is stationed on Two lima. few
10 Manila by plane.
Ii. COleridgc T. HeRdon Of Chi
cago. III, was visitor In Mime
apons last week. lie was here TO
visit a friend. Miss Bernicc Myers,
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al AHhB HAFt ul'NNb w l"oi ~ ~ y
Mr.. and Mrs. Selma Puilum, 3847
l4th Ave. s., were dinner guests
Sunday, February "a, Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Pullum, St. Paul.
Miss Elizabeth Ann Carmichael,
3744 Fifth Ave. s., entertained her
bridal attendants at luncheon Fri
day afternoon, February %. Each
guest was given d lovely gift. Miss
Carmichaels attendants are: Misses
Charlene Noble, Mary Jane Cyress,
Evelyn EScue, Yvonne Weber and
Mrs. Crystal Marmon.
Cpl. Nathan homer arrived We'd
nesday, February 20, 10 spend a
furlough visiting his parents, Mr.,
and Mrs. Nathan Bonner, ST., 7l8
Girard Ave. N. Cpl. Bonner left
Wednesday. February q. for Fort
Jackson, s. C., for POE. shipment,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles u. Curry,
ST., 1896 Fifth Ave. s., announce
the engagement Of one Of their
triplet daughters, Carolyn Belle, TO
Mr.. Charles Edward johnson Uf
Kansas City, Mo. No definite date
has been set for the wedding
Mrs. l.. +. Payne, Sr.. returned
to Kansas City. Mo, Monday, Feb
ruRry 20, after visiting her dnuRh-
ter and son-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs.
s. o. Harris. 900 T.. 2bth St. Mrs.
Payne also visited with her other
children. Mr.. Luther Payne, Jr..
and Mr.. and Mrs. X. Jack Payne
Of ST. Paul.
The Paramount Bridge Club met
Friday (this aftern0OnD. March |,
ut the home Of Mrs. Lottie Hyde,
1882 Clinton Ave. s.
Miss Evelyn Escue. 1924 Fourth
Ave. g., entertained ten guests at
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01

Those present were: the Misses
Beverly Kirk, Anita BlOedoOrn,
Mary Jane Cyrus, Florence Gibbs,
RoseIilyan Mcclure; the Mines.
Mae Carson, Roxie Harris, Gladys
Kirk, Christine Commodore; the
Messrs. and Mines. Byron Rife,
Maurice Copeland, Alfred Will
liams; the Messrs. Robert Rife,
Kenneth Wilson, James Kirk,
Winifred Jones, Wilbur Jones,
Thomas Morrison, Felix Clardy,
Fred Schuck, and Donald Smith.
On FurlOugh: Cpl. Arthur Chan
dler McWatt, Of Long Beach Army
Air Field, California, is spending
his 37.day furlough with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Nc
Watt, 726 Sherburne Ave. Cpl.
McWatt will be in the city until
March 10.
Omega Cocktail Party: Omega
Psi Phi fraternity entertained at
a cocktail party. Friday, February
~, at the home Of DR.. and Mrs.
A. NJ. Butler, 1856 N. Adams st.
Those present were: the Messrs.
Foster Brown, Jr., James G. Kirk,
Jr., Ted Allen, Boyd Wright, Rob-
ert Mallory, Richard Powell, Will
liam Stevens; the Messrs. and
Mines. Byron Rife, o. c. Hall, Jr.,
LOunneer PembertOn, James Brad
ford; Miss Jane Moss.
MIR. Arthur BurriA TOP Carroll
Ave, entered Miller's hospital, last
week, TO undergo a minor opera
ton. His condition is reported TO
be good.
Announce Marriage: Mr.. and
Mrs. +. G. Charleston, 1887 Sher-
burne Ave, announce the mar
rage Of their son, Ernest Charles
ton, Jr., to Mary Clark, of Wash
ington, d. G. The couple is now
at the home of the groom's par
ents.
Baby Shower: Mines. Ernest
Lewis, Merle Collins and Miss
Ruth Williams, were hostesses at
"A baby shower, Sunday, February
"a, honoring Mrs. John Collins,
which was given in the home Of
Mrs. Lewis, 666 W. Central Ave.
Guests included: the Mines. Cert
rude Nay, Clara Mae Davis,
Juanita Winston, Maudie Turner,
Matte Simmons and Miss Helen
Peoples. Those who were unable
to attend but sent gifts, were: the
Mines. Ella Mae Browning and
Johnnie Pierce. The honoree re-
celved many lovely gifts, after
which, a luncheon was served
Discharged: SIC Metalsmith o.
Donald Smith, son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Odell d. Smith. 663 st. Anthony
Ave. arrived in the city. Satur-
day, February 10, with an honor
able discharge, after three years
in the Navy. Donald, who was in
the Philippines, before returning
to the States, visited his Aunt,
Mrs. Frances Davis, Of South
Beloit, ILL.,, and relatives in Chi
cago, Ill.
Canadian Visitor: Wilbur Son
ny" Perfect, Of North Battleford,
Saskatchewan, Canada, is visiting
his aunt and uncle, Mr.. and Mrs.
Archie Perfect, SIT West Central
Ave.
Eta chapter Of Alpha Kappa
Alpha sorority will meet Saturday,
March 2, at the home of Soror
Shirlee Thomson, 729 Iglehart
Ave.
Shower: Miss Bernicc Allison,
1888 Iglehart Ave, who is to be
married, March 81, TO Nathaniel
Hardy, was hOnored at a miscCl-
laneOus household shower, Thurs
day. February 81. The hostess
was Mrs. Howard Overman, PIG
Amherst, an employee Of the price
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who Is student in the Nursing
school at the University of Mime
sofa. While in the city, 1t. Hendon
was the house guest Of MIR. and
Mrs. Forest Mckinney, 1923 Ere
mont Ave. N.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01

cut down shine.
Remember to always apply foun-
dation and powder to the neck rs
well. II this is not done the result
is a two-tone effect which is very
unbecoming.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01
THE CHARM OF YOU
By NATALIE T. SCURLOCK

To protect the skin from exposure hide reckles and
other dscooratons and disguise bemshes of three
makeup foundations should be used These three foundations
are cake makeup, tinted cream and liquid cover-up.
BY using a makeup with covering power, you can even
deepen your color smooth the texture until
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01
Social and Personal

Mrs. Rufus Boyd 837 Igehart Ave-, left the city Thurs
day. February g. for twOweek visit with friends and rea
tives in New York City, Philadelphia, and Chicago.
Surprise Birthday Party: Mr. Richard Hail. 937 st.
Anthony Ave. pleasantly surprised Saturday February
when Of friends honored him at birthday party
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Social and Personal

Mrs. Carrie W. Riley Of Buffalo Y city be
her cousin Mrs Freddie Hughes 22O9 Fifth who
operation Farvew Hospital, February 90 Mrs Hughes
doing fine
MIR. Jacob
BFVan have mOycdnI Bryant
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are MI steamed up ana raTln 10 CO. When the young
blood starts getting ideas-then my friends, we are
getting somewhere! My advice TO them is, get
program planned stick TO 1t, become acquainted with
people like Mayor Hubert Humphrey, Police Chief
Ed Ryan, Governor Edward Thye and other prom
nent civic officials in the two cities and in the state
When elections come around, canvass the community
and urge voters to register and the ballot effect
iVely With the help Of those who have the facts
at hand, find out about the background Of men run
ming for office and pass the Information along. Most
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1946-03-01

Former Twin CRn Don Vernon Washington D. Co sent
check this week his contribution the
living in the discrimination ridden capital
influence felt these hectic days The
reprinted the editorial Of the my friends
read Il.
don't think be emphasized strongly that the
NAL float will NOT be for the personal goraon
viduR organization The float will be designed
public what the Negro citizen from this
opportunity fair chance Amy
to put marching unit drum and buge
do provided forward trained
The float itself will be without going
represent ALL Of US.
minute and don't heapOokng together
hon The float will be constructed demountab
for to be sent later the Chicago
parade One dollar from responsible City
community isn't too much ask and fifteen
being tossed bars and liquor nightly party
spreesl
What the value Of putting feat and marching
parade aSkH Simply that will let
know there Negroes with intelligence living
Twin Cities 1t will be public here
here intend to
hope the boys will that will make
take notice Marching like cockwork dressed snappy
Why do tho white ShrnerS the credit for being
parades In the AuRenna Because they
ALL
DO the EkS get the dea will have u sedG
and bang Cecil Taylor on the heAdH
Evening star., 1946-11-16

Turkey candle Ie-ond-condy fovor, soc
Turkey with toilfeothers favor Soc
Turkey-euorded condies; two for
z5e
Squirrel cup, to. tilI with nuts---loe
Kemp's solted nuts, assorted. Pound.
$l.39
Creme de Coffee, demi- -tosse con-
feetion; 8 ounces----------S5e
wAI~-candy, Aisle "a, First Floor
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wy0lA

Mr.. and Mrs. Phillip Boyd and
children were Billings shoppers
Thursday.
Mrs. Ada Brown went to Bill
lings Sunday to visit her daugn-
ter, Mrs. Charles Lambert.
Mrs. Carl Smith entertained
at a children's birthday party
Saturday, April 81, honoring
her daughter, Rita. Invited
guests were Billy and Barbara
Greenough, Pearl, Betty and
Maxine Vandersloot, Paula Far
man, Dean Schroeder, Evelyn
and Kenneth SHIRLEY, Carolyn
Ann Larson, Joe and Joan
ltnger, Mary Dell Curry, Arilen
Schaak and Henry White.
Mrs. K. J. Redman, Mrs. Paul
F'arman and Mrs. Charles Foltz
honored Miss Genevieve Gross
at bridal shower at the Wy
ola community church basement
Sunday, April %. Over SO guests
attended the shower.
A mock wedding was the first
number on the program. Mary
Dell and Sharon Ann Curry
sang, II Want a GAL" accom-
panied by Mrs. Wallace. Ro-
berta Foltz played, "Oh, What
a Beautiful Morning." on her
French horn. Several games
were played by the guests be-
fore the presentation of the
shower gifts. Refreshments were
served at the close of the after
noon.
Cecil Wham and Harold Nc
Govern left by plane for Del
Rio, Texas, where they will
meet Matt Tschirgi and WALES
Wolf, who have been in Texas
for some time.
Mrs. Frank Tschirgi was
called home from Colorado on
receiving word that her uncle,
Mr.. Barrett, had passed away.
Mrs. Kenneth Woodley and
Mrs. Bud Gilbert were Sheridan
callers Monday.
Mrs. A. E. Montgomery enter
tanned at a bridge party TO-:
members of the Ladies bridge
club Thursday evening. Honors
were won by Mrs. Harold Nc
Govern and Mrs. Herbert Broth
erSon.
A number of visitors from
Hardin and Lodge Grass at
tended the regular meeting of
the Wyola Mems club Tuesday
evening. Road improvements
and civic developments were
discussed at the meeting.
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IJardin Tribune-Heruld. Thursday. May 2. 1916 8

nessee into the Mississippi va
ley, into northwestern Arkan-
sas and southern Missouri, then,
a now, a quiet wilderness of
rolling hills and rugged hollows
and great flowing springs, the
Ozark country. It is a modern
Arcadia where one may enjoy
S ! m pie happiness. innocent
pleasures and untroubled quiet.
Simmons "93 Beautiful
Homes"
Terhune - Decorating for
YOU" Furniture style and ar
rangement, color, floors, walls,
and windows discussed mainly
from the traditional point of
view, with a little consideration
given to modern designs. On
the whole, suggestions can be
applied to houses run on a mod
crate income.
ThOrp "Pardner of the
Wind" AS hearty as sourdough
biscuits and gravy and spiced
with a humor peculiar to the
west, this book is a valid rep
resentation OF cowboy life in
the west.
Vernadsky - "A History of
Russia" A complete story Of the
nation that today stands like
a challenge between two worlds.
without bias and with rare
knowledge and understanding,
professor Vernadsky here traces
the tumultuous development of
the Russian peoples from their
origins more than a thousand
years ago to their triumphal
march back across the Scared
Russian earth from Stalingrad.
A gift to the library.
Wyman - 1.-THE Wild Horse
of the West From mustang to
broomtail, from Indian pony to
runty and pitiful degeneration
and the final roundup the au-
thor gives much in this colorful
and exciting study of the rise
and decline of this animal
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REAL ESTATE DEALS
DEEDS

:. April 90, c. A. Randall to Will
liam R. Klies; con-, $40; Lot S,
Blk. II, 18th add, Hardin.
April 20, Palmer Weibert etal
to Mary Weibert; con-, 81; Lot
4, SEh SWA, Sec. 10; T. s., r.
35E.; W13SEA, Sec. IL, T. AS,
R.35E.; SWA, Sec. 10; NJ NW14,
Sec. "a, T. S., R. 36E.
April %, Guilford Newman to
August Elhard; con-, $40; 10.
16, Blk. 2, Bird add, Hardin.
April %, Ruth Anderson etux
to Evin Clawson; con-, land Of
equal value; Lots 6, 7, Ek SWA ,
Sec. 6, T. 49,, R. 35E. M. P. M.
April "a, w. c. Gookin to An
ma May Rupe; con-, $4,000; Lots
l, 2, Blk l, SW add, Hardin.
April "a, Mrs. A. L. Overland
er etcon to Isadore Lautt; con-,
$3.50; Lot 1, Blk. 6, SW add,
Hardin.
April 26, R. T. Larsen to Mil
dred Mock etal; con-, 81; Ek,
Lot II, Blk. 7, town Of Lodge
Grass.
April 70, Anna E. EaStOSn,
widow, to Paul Bradshaw; con-,
$40; Lot 3, Sec. "a, T. u.s., +.
33E.; Lot 8, 4, S, Sec. 6, T. IS,
R. 36E.; S1a, Sec. 8, SEA-, Sec.
7, Me-, VIZ SCI, WhEHSEA
Sec. II, T. 3S., r. 37E.
April q, Jaunette Butler to
Vern Ward; con-. 81; Lot l, Blk.
ID, Highland Park add, Hardin.
April 81, Bonnie Lautt etux
to Conrad Sterkel; con-, SO,
E 2 #. of Lot 20, Blk. II, High
Land Park add, Hardin.
April 81, First Bank & Trust
Co. to George F. Crosby and c.
J: Jones; con-, 5000; Sec. 8, +.
u.s., R. BE.
April q, Big Horn Implement
Co. to Frank J. GILES; con-, 81;
Lot 8, Blk. 10, o. T., Hardin,
less N. 10 #.
MINERAL DEED
April Is, George G. Jeppeson
to T. 8. Reed; con. $40; 81, Sec,
III, T. an, r. sac.
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library Notes

The following books are re-
cent additions to the shelves of
Big Horn county library and
are now ready for circulation.
Duffield - Repent at Leis-
IT," Fiction.
Field - Bernard Baruch,
Park Bench Statesman" Biog-
raphy. Gift to the library.
Hoff - MON, I'm Home
Humor.
Howard - Return to Love"
Fiction.
Howard - Beloved Brat"
Light fiction.
tombstone Building or
Buying a House." Authoritative
information on such things as
financing, site selection, plan
ming, floor plan, judging con-
struction, cost analysis, the ar
chitect, contracts, hazards and
liability. The type of informa-
ton the prospective builder or
buyer would want.
Koues - "How to Choose,
Plan and Build Your Own
House." A complete guide that
shows the important points to
look for when choosing your
new home.
Logan Nurse Merton
Comes Home" Fiction.
Moore - Ground Mist" Fic-
ton.
McCulley SENIOR Ava
lanche." Western fiction.
Rayburn - ozark Country
The Ozark way of life had its
start in the eighteenth century,
when the pioneers pushed west
ward from Kentucky and Ten
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Circus Memories

The circus is back in New York.
and thousands of big city kids will
be thrilled no end. But we pity the
kid who never knew the circus in a
small town. Back home in our boy
hood it was the event of the year.
The first flush of posters on the bill
boards kindled our Imagination. D.. {.
we were sleepless for nights before
the great day and we were up
at $3.50 am. the morning the big
show arrived 1t was always
unloaded in the freight yards down
at Long Wharf off Water street. and
what thrill it was to hear the
locomotive whistles and then see
the circus trains pull in, unload
and start on the fve-mile trek to
the circus grounds, which used to
be in Elm City park back of the
Hubinger mansion.
After the unloading had pro-
crossed an hour or so. we hustled
to the grounds to see the tents go
up. The rat-tat-tat of the stake
driving crews the rumble of
the wagon wheels the smell OF
tambark and hay the aroma
Of lamb chops and boiled potatoes
from the cook-tent oh, boy!
We generally managed to get job
leading pony in parade and got
a free pass to the show.
The 20" has been knocked out Of
"L'NO" mhich no,u becomes officially
"U.N.," uhich makes it sound like an
Indian grunt. No,u il they Uouid only
take the IN" out it seems to US it mould
personalise its message tremendously.
A head of the Mexican baseball
league threatens to complain to the
American ambassador about an
American baseball player who has
quit the league. The matter may
get before the United Nations Sc
curity council. Which is a fine idea.
1t would give the organization ter
rife press notices, especially If any
delegate walked out.
General Macarthur recommends
that the Japanese adopt the A.B.C.
alphabet. The Japs are satisfied
that they were nuts to stage the re-
cent war and they may be ready to
admit that the Jap alphabet drove
them crazy.
But we still doubt that the Japs
will seem any less warlike because
they spell, docs the cat see the
rat?" our way.
Soon ,Ue shall he hearing OF the
,U0rthy citizen uho started life on a
shoesiring and ultimately acquired d
furnished room.
Isn't it about time the book clubs
began selecting the book clubs Of
the month?
Laugh of the Year-The announce.
ment, with a sober face, by OPA
enforcement agents at this late date
that wholesale butchers have been
forcing retailers to make ''tie-in''
purchases!
PORTRAIT OF AN AMERICAN
"This is an outrage" he declares
When in a subway jam;
"There ought to be a law!" he
screams,
"What do they think l ann" -.
His squawks are terrifying, oh,
They can be heard a mile
But at the race track he will stand
And take Il with q smile.
The old league Of Nations Is now
closing in Switzerland. 1t is surpris
ing everybody by display Of Arm
ness in this procedure.