Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1945-03-23
It's News
To Me
By O. J. Pecord
POOR FALLA


'Faa Becomes Father" This headline greeted 100000
600 Americans they up their daily
to read about the the casualty lists regale
themselves with the latest cheesecake Hollywood and other
wise absorb what sometimes humorousy refer to THE
News"
Now there world moving event, "Fala Becomes
Father proof sufficient Harding Davis wasn't
really kidding but in dead earnest when he defined news
"when bites dog" Oh yes a dog Or to be
specific Falla is the Presidents dog
So everybody read about Falla, the sissy.
And what did they read? Fala said the items
the father of twin daughters although of the
used the for female dogs The
cepton, said the newspapers by artificial dissemination
And that fellow newspaper readers the pay-of
Fala, the Presidents rueS friend the dog that has been
interviewed by shows off his tricks like
child before White VISITORS the dog that has
travelled almost the himself and
failed to appreciate more new territory that most OF us Will
the aggylooing little who knows the affection
of one of the worlds outstanding men, Fala is sissy.
ANNOUNCEMENT
1t had only announcement of
Faas atherhood that Mrs Roosevelt to her
conference which waited with breath that Faa had been
sent and about be married This followed
later gaga-eyed reporters
that "it wasn't a marriage.
Well thought lot of people, Presidents dog must be
softe to have opportunity marriage and fail to
summate the deal And dismissed the failure from our
minds and sat down to count our red points
But according to the press the story didn't there BY
artificial nsemnation Falas might wife, who
pareny had rejected him because entirely aristo
semnaon with the exudae of her rejected mate
Nor does the chilly canine end there, for the
stated clearly that while females born
from the phony and artificial mating that the usual litter in
where dissemination accomplished by natural methods
was five puppies Beg pardon should have said children
And musng about the uncertainties of life and the
vagarie of nature which includes struck
that Faa be pitied Not washout
husband but the Roosvets by paradg his failure before
the world in announcing the birth by artificial of twin
daughters three short of the crop heaped
failure and brought dishonor little Scoe
Now nobody would be bold, perchance might
be that of perncous propaganda Pege that they
would little Falla of losing his viry f dog
may be said to be vre) because the President ped him too
much No doubt Peger would the conclusion that the
labor unions like Faa affection of
the President had also lost their punch.
NO MARRIAGE
The entire plan of this little article
commentary item concerning little Faas
parenthood of two little
but that the subject unodS itself there
rasts drawn in the Pegerian only this to sit
the opposite side of the somebody
eses house.
Most auredy there marriage take place
the Roosevelt administration between labor
not because the President has spoiled labor the
he did impotent Faa because Labor
Board has failed to unite the bring
one great, big happy and conented family
This subject could be pursued to the point would
even oarass as aloued perhaps had better
technical words and find myself symed behind the vulgar
isms which are better understood by the proetariat.
Possibly this should end with the trivia
which we read in which becomes newsworhy be-
second thought this would ALL
papers don't make the they merely print it, slant
IT, and with tongue in cheek claim they strictly objective
Poor Falla!