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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
IN <AAs A/ANOOOAA Peger

employers who resist the boards
orders, h ow ever, unfair and
illegal.
IT IS doubtful that Mr.. Byrnes
Il means that he now believes
Congress should pass laws which
would treat unions and en-
ployers alike in all respects.
That would mean revision of
the Wagner Act, the Anti
Racketeering Act and of some
of the tax laws, all of which
confer privileges on union bosses
and racketeers. including those
common underworld gangsterS
who were held innocent of crime
in his own notorious opinion i'm
the high lacking case because
they held cards in the Team
sters' Union.
II he did mean that he would
be reading himself out of the
party.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

Whenever we think of
mans personality. we think OF
his clothes as a part of il. 1t
is not quite true that clothes
make the man. but they do
make a goodly part of him.
Some 200 cases of divorced
couples WHO married each other
again were studied by a lead
ing sociologist, and he found no
relation between the length of
the previous marriage and the
length of time il took them 10
marry again. 1 supposed the
ones married the longest would
find out their mis- axe the quick
est. but such was not the case.
One case was that of Parmelia
Burgess and William Abbott.
They were divorced so years,
and then remarked.
3-Dr. George Grille says. we
fear not in our hearts alone,
not in our brains alone. but in
our viscera. Fear influences
every organ and tissue The
famous experiments OF Pavloff,
the Russian scientist, OF DR.. w.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
One Word Led to Another
By Linda and
Jerry Walter
SUSIE q SMITH
BY Arthur Bugs" Baer-

Old Doc Hooton of Harvard doesn't give hooten for
us old beezarks with arches and recedng gums
Doc is the anthropoogist at Harvard. That's some
thing the entrance committee.
He says all future armies should be made up of all us
widowed patriots As He says everybody who asks
for divorce should be conserpted He says US evapo-
rated old turnps enjoy our heart attacks on the
battlefield just well on the golf links.
No Dr. Hooten of Harvard you have nsulted
except in detail Conscrpting man who wants
divorce is simply switching the of battle.
Has the doctor respect for gray hairs the
barber shop floor? Anthropoogy the study of man in
relation the ape. And it is my contention that DR..
Hooon would not only eat coconu pie with reminiscent
relish but he would skim the plate the matched roofs
of native village.
Doctor, the Big Chief has spoken l shall reserve
this column for your You proceed with
the string talk and the smoke signals
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

As FOR the long name cham
4 II pionship of the y, S. armed
forces, ii is claimed by private
Lelociouszuiesszesszez Willihim-
inizzisStizzue Hur rizzissteizZu,
now stationed at Camp Wheeler,
Georgia.
They keep on reviving the
Merry Widow" Why doesn't
som 2 BODY revive Madame
Sherry
Argument No. 9976453, as TO
whether the famous circus ele-
phant j m b o was male or
female. is hereby removed from
our books Jumbo was male. l
haven't received the Havana
cigar yet l won from an old
circus man on this argument.
Guess he is shopping around
for a good one.
QUERIES from clients: O.
W My husband is Irish. Aries
born March 21-April 20) and
has red hair. He has a very
bad temper. Do you think this
IS due TO his being Irish, the
sign ne was borr under or the
fact that he has red hair?
A-Probabiy none has any
thing To do with the old boys
temper Maybe he works too
hard. Perhaps he should be
handled ALPHABETICALLY before
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
WASHINGTON Scene
BY George Dixon

ut seems Mr.. PetrillO Of the
musicians union, or some one
equally audible, succeeded In
having a Joker inserted to the
effect that music II not enter
tainment. IL is art, or back
ground, or something Of the
sort.
Consequently YOU can 60 to
a big hotel dining room and
hear 36-piece orchestra, and
a. long a. no one dances or
sings il il only music and no 20
per cent beef goes on the check.
But II one guy drops his
SaXophone and does a clog
dance-whammo. That's enter
tainment.
'"IHE other day the proprie-
Il tor of an expensive New
York night joint decided To go
after the cocktail-hour trade,
too. so he hired n well-known
lady singer and pianist by the
name OF Bunty Pendleton.
The proprietor wished to
conduct a taxless cocktail hour
20 he asked Miss Pendleton
whether she was music or en-
tertainment. Miss Pendleton
said she considered herself very
entertaining--to every one ex-
cept possibly her husband-but
that she had no idea how she
was regarded by the treasury.
Miss Pendleton explained
that when she plays the piano
she does a great deal Of panto-
mining, known To the trade as
comedy mugging. She also emits
grunts and groans OF nature
ineNplicsble To any one over 10
wears Of age, hut nevertheless
extremely popular with the 1--WE
set.
"The joint owner called the
trcasury's cabaret division and
explained the situation. He
asked:
"'If Miss Pendleton makes
faces, falls of the stool, or even
throws things ut the customers
while playing the piano, what Is
that?'
THE treasury man thought
this over for 20 kilowatt hours,
then replied promptly:
THAT Is novelty music and
not taxablev
Very we'll persisted the
proprietor. what II she makes
noises with her mouth-stuff
that sounds like hup-hup-hutta
--hup-hoo-koo-chakoo? o
THE treasury man thought
some more-he must have been
pretty well worn out when IL
was overland said:
"If she makes any sound at
all. that IL singing-and you
gotta pay the tax"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
On the
Side

A REDUCTION of 80 per cent
~ in womens earnings after
the war is seen by U. S. Bureau
of Labor statisticians. But don't
worry, young woman, maybe
the cost of living will 60 down
80 per cent in that beautiful
postwar period. Anyhow, you
can dream, can't you?
Would like TO hear the second
best coincidence in Hollywood
sing the old ditty. Daddy
Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow-Wow."
/ think she could sing that par
ticular song even better than
Hollywood's best comedienne.
Who is Hollywood's best COM
medicine? Why Betty Hutton.
And who is second best? Why
Cass Bailey, of course.
IN PROPORTION to the num-
L Der of men overseas the
chemical warfare service has
had more casualties than any
other branch of the army.
In World War !, both Ty
Cobb and Christy Mathewson
were officers in the chemical
warfare service and served over
seas. In fact, it is said that
Mathewson might be alive to-
day had not the gas he was
compelled TO come in contact
with aggravated a throat and
lung condition.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

alive, so TO speak: swallowing
her up, mind you, body and
soul, by assigning her the role
OF your SlameSe twin, when she
got 10 be an adult.
And you ask me plaintively,
rs this being selfish?" Well,
what do you think?
In my opinion. selfish" is too
mild a word.
don't wonder that your
daughters first impulse, as she
nears her majority. IS TO take
flight in a career that would
keep plenty OF miles between
you.
In all probability, she is not
consciously aware Of the nature
of the struggle for possession
OF her soul you are forcing
upon her.
But her instincts are on the
alert, nudging her TO beat IL, +"
As the saying goes. If she is 10
become a bonafide adult, truly
alive and spiritually free, and
avoid the fate you are plotting
for her-of whitening on the
vine as mama'S darling daugh-
ter and puppet on a string
To say that you cannot face
life without her at your elbow
is TO admit that you are a criti-
cally maladjusted person, try
ing TO fetter her 10 your pecu-
liar pace, thus proving the
maxim that misery loves com
pany."
II is rather late in the day
TO make yourself over but this
you must do. il you are 10 de-
velop a happy adult interchange
with your daughter.
VI. II.
EDITORS NOTE-Mary Hd-
worth eounseis through her col
umn, NOT by mail or personal
interview. Write her IN care OF
The Detroit Times.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

THUS we are frettlng about
crossing distant bridge, not
only before We get 10 II, but
even before we cross longer
bridge Immediately ahead. The
pending problem is TO get a
sound agreement on charter.
and the success or failure in
laying this first bridge will auto
matically determine the result
on the second bridge. The ar
rangement itself will determine
whether all three will accept il.
Thus we should be worrying
now only about getting a good
charter, yet this matter is little
discussed.
Considerable fog around this
immediate bridge has been dis
PEELED by recent events, though
not all.
Russia Is taking military con-
troll throughout central Europe
and her military occupation in
evitably will result in the estab-
lishment of political regimes
under her control directly or in
directly. The British are doing
the same thing in Greece, Bel
GUM and Holland.
France has largely been oc-
cupied militarily by us, but we
are not exerting much political
control, and the French are
making certain arrangements
with Russia. Joint Anglo
American influence prevails in
Italy, but it is the British who
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

JAMES BYRNES. the man
ID who wrote the Supreme Court
opinion imputing TO Congress an
intention to legalize high jack
ing by union racketeers, re-
Gently remarked that he now
thought Congress should draft
law which would treat the
PetrilloS and the Averys alike.
He referred to the contrast
between the calm and success
full defiance of the War Labor
Board by Jimmy Petrillo, and
the seizure for the second time
of the properties of Mont
gomery Ward. whose chairman,
Sewell Avery, also defied the
board.
Both orders lacked the force
of law but Petrillo's offense,
although legal. was predatory
whereas Avery merely refused
10 interfere with the rights OF
Ward employees and to perform.
at the expense of his stock
holders. the services of a bill
collector for a union of the Go.
Petrillo was demanding
sales tax on millions of musical
records payable 10 the national
treasury of his union by the
manufacturers and subject to
no accounting.
He not only defied the board
but rejected a humble request
from President Roosevelt TO
waive his demand or modify it,
He finally got his sales tax.
IN DISCUSSING the two cases
Il recently DR.. Frank Graham.
a radical New Dealer who is
oStensibly public or impair
tial member of the board. said
all cases were decided on their
respective merits and not by
rule.
This means that no defendant
before the board can know
what his rights are.
DR.. Graham said Wards Of
Tense was more serious than
Petrillos because il offered a
greater detriment TO the war
program.
To make Wards defiance look
more serious, rioters turned out
and vandaliZed a Ward retail
store in Dearborn and the ma
tional government said, in all
seriousness. that If other Go
members. I'm no way connected
with Wards, should quit their
war jobs in mass 10 picket or
riot the fault again would be
Wards.
This reasoning. reminiscent OF
situations in which Hitler
blamed small nations for blood
shed because they resisted him,
has directed labor or union
relations throughout the RooSe-
welt regime.
II simply did not occur to Mr..
Roosevelt or the War Labor
Board that the heads of such
unions should be blamed for vio-
lation Of their contracts with
war manufacturing plants if the
workers should quit their places
10 picket and riot at Wards.
There was no thought of shut
ting off the strikers rations by
way of compulsion as priority
materials may be withheld from
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
e. v. DURLING

breakfast. Maybe he shouldn't
be answered too sharply when
angry.
Q-Understand there are Is
dog race tracks in London. What
is their effect on abSenteeisT1n
from war plants?
A-Thc dog tracks in London
and suburbs are only open ON
Saturday nights. Absenteeism
from the war plants Is mt a
minimum In England because il
II punished by fines and, In bad
cases, by Jail terms.
I ETTER from London asks If
IL have seen the film, Fanny
by Gaslight." l have not. This
film, said TO be one Of the best
ever made in England. has been
banned in this country by the
Hays office.
you should know Bronco Ma
gurski, and not Walter Ecker
sail. was the best football
player In the history Of the Big
Ten" writes a marine sergeant.
can't agree with you, Sarge.
l think team could get along
much better without NagurSki
than II could without Eckersall,
who was a brilliant field gen.
erai, a great defensive player, a
marvellous ball carrier and a
surefire drop kicker.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

CCREWY as II may sound, the
- story | am about 10 unfold
is absolutely on the level. /
have Just checked with the
treasury. which admits it's as
true as the stars up above.
l love the treasury for IFS
randur. must make a note 10
do something nice for II some
day. such as sending the Jan.
18th inStalment
The story came 10 me IN
letter and the only part ! with
hold Is the writer's identity.
He happens TO be IN position
where nc should not be writing
such mlSSives. IN fact. he'd find
himself in more grief than job
if certain parties kne' he was
the author
The letter follows
When the 20 per cent enter
tainment tax was imposed IL
laid one more heavy burden
upon the already chafed shout
ders Of Mr.. Henry Morgenthau
lit forced him TO be theater
critic too.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
By Paul
Mallon

are directing the choice OF cabl-
net ministers or vetoing them.
The realistic point of this con-
dition is that the Russian sell
cures are absolute. unquestioned
(also completely under censor
ship as 10 news) while those con-
troled by the British are open,
democratic in theory and sub
iect to international pickering
and constant controversy (even
including shooting revolts).
NOV these occupations are all
~ being made under purely
military United Nations agree
ment supposedly made at Teh-
ran, and later, by Roosevelt,
Churchill, and Stain.
Some criticism has been made
that Mr.. Roosevelt also must
have concluded secret political
agreements for division OF
spheres of influence, because Of
what has followed. i do not
think so. 1t would not be nee
eSsary or advisable. Military
occupation inevitably brings po-
litical domination. =.
The Russians have their Idea
of democracy which travels with
their armies, and we have an
entirely different one, which is
not travelling at all To date,
any realist must conclude they
are getting away with theirs;
we are not doing so well.
BY April, it seems to me, this
process of dividing Europe will
be an accomplished fact, an
irretrievably fait acconpli.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
MOST critical railroad line in
AVA the U. S. is between Wash
ington and Florida. an ODT

MOST critical railroad line in
AVA the U. S. is between Wash
ington and Florida. an ODT
probe reveals.
George Hale and Gloria
Anderson powers dolD were
wed weeks ago. r
Mays No. man and his
wife are blessed-eventing.
Insiders know that Nazi War
Prisoners Camp (where so
many escaped recently had
been warned three days in adj
vance of the plot-,but the
authorities there pooh-booh'd it!
DIET story of Gen. Hap Arnold,
Il chief of the AAF, concerns
the Wright brothers. who had
repeatedly tried TO fly a heav-
ier-than-air craft. Finally, one
December day. at Kitty Hawk,
n. c.. they did what no man
had ever done before. They flew.
Elated, they wired their
sister. Katherine:
I've have actually flown 100
feet. VIII be home for Christ
mas"
Katherine ran down the street
and breathlessly handed the tel
egrarn-the news scoop OF he
century-to the city editor of
the local paper-
He read it carefully and
smiled:
"Well, well! How nlce-the
boys will be home for Christ
mas"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

NIILT HERTZ. the Copa
WI maestro, was tipped by
Wall Street pals that they ex-
pect a boom in stock market
gambling as result or The
racetrack ban.
Zone of the oldest Broadway
ticket agencies is for sale OH
nshe Of. The owner is that i'll.
Many of the holiday nylonS
were counterfeits which coll
lapsed the first time worn. The
stamp Nylon on them doesn't
mean they are.
There is just as much diff
Guilty getting transportation to
snow Fairgrounds as to sunny
chimes.
The Duke may have 10 step
In on a situation at a privately
owned island Tin the BahamaS)
where the femme boss believes
she has life and death powers
over the natives.
@. Reynolds and Johnny Nc
Claim captured Jap on Saipan,
pals hear.
Satchmo Armstrong of Zanzi-
bar says his sax tooter is very
lucky. He has a wife and Gig
gle lighter-both working.
Best bet Of 1915 for boss
players: The Tokyo Handicap.
Man O. War under Halsey. Col
ors::- Red White and Blue. II
will pay 4 To 3 on war bond.
You just can't play America
across the board - because
America isn't coming in second.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

~
w fog in which We have been
stumbling along toward world
peace organization is beginning
TO thin out.
The outline Of certain events
to come is becoming discernible.
True enough. the British press
has taken 10 abusing American
policies (no doubt for our criti-
cism of their policy in Greece
and threatening TO join the
Russians against us. while the
Russian press occasionally snaps
at US also, and our. own people
look on confuSedly as both the
Russians and British are con-
niving against each other for
power in postwar Europe.
Yet in this very confusion
there lies a great clarity. 1t
seems 10 me events obviously
are shaping up this way:
The administration plan is 10
stage a big three conference
Roosevelt, Churchill and Sta
lin for a final settlement of
principles in a postwar club of
nations, and then have the
working diplomats draw up a
charter for il which will be
ready in April (they hope and
expect).
This charter will pursue the
Dumbarton Oaks line 70
conclusion, and the current
tendency. both of the admins
tration and much of the Ameri-
can public at large, is 10 worry
whether il can get through the
Senate. with the two-thirds ma
jority which will be necessary.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
On
Broadway

TIVE Orchid Garden: Carmen
L Cavallero's recording: In
the Middle of Nowhere"
Rogers Mutual program.
THE Fighting Lady" film, the
best of the war documentaries.
Joe Besser's fun routines lin
Columbia's "Eadie Was a Lady"
The pictures, "Mr. Emman-
uel," "A Song to Remember, +"
and Here Come the Waves, "
with Bing Crosby and Bob.
Kay Vernon's torchants at
La Conga Marta at the
Little Palm Club.
Scallions to the phony in Gin
cinnati who (according 10 Jose
phine Boyer represented him
self as the columns agent and
demanded payment for use of
material she fashioned from the
columns Sounds in the Night"
Have him arrested, girl.
BROADWAY Smalltalk; Josef
- Rosenstock, who made
fiasco as a conductor at the Met
Opera Ia dozen years ago., now
heads the symphony orchestra
at Tokyo. Japan.
Joan Caulfeld of Kiss and
Tell renoWn and John Cosmo
OF the OLA tOffice OF Inter-
American Affairs are gluggy.
Add Distant Outlets: The
Egyptian Gazette AT Cairo.
Batoneer Clyde Mccoy and
his vocalist, Maxine Bennett,
will wed IN San Antonio this
month.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

pain and are tender more fire.
quently than cancer.
II Jumps in the breast are
many and If they are painful
they are more likely 10 be cystic
than cancer.
OF course the watchword of
the cancer control campaign is
10 get the condition early and
remove n.
Probably the most important
single fact that the doctor will
have TO go on in making his di-
agnosis n the patients age.
Seventy-five per cent OF
women with cancer of the breast
are over 50 years OF age. 81
per cent are over 60 and Is per
cent are over 70.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
Detroit Times Rationing Timetable

LIQUOR
No, tJ-vslid throush Jan. 81.
PROCESSED FOODS
Rlue KS through G-2-Naid inde1-
nitely
MEATS, CHEESE. FATS
Red Q-s throurh NS-VAlid indefinitely.
one lo salvage fat good Tor cents
and two meat ration pointS.
SUGAR
STAMP ~. Book a-NAhd Indefinitely
a neW stamp wand Feo. l for } months
probably.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

Purple. eIff'E
2-BoiSe, Idaho; Columbia, S.
c.; Madison, Wis; Olympia,
Wash; Montpelier, VT
81. A clean hit. 2. Base on
balls. 3. Hit by a pitched
ball. d. If the catcher inter-
feres with the swing of the
batSman's club. 5. If the
catcher drops the third strike
and the batsman beats the
recovered throw TO first base.
4-True.
5-Holy Matrimony. When Irish
Eyes Are Smiling and The
Pied Piper.
6-(b) is correct.
TRUE damask is a flat and
reversible fabric.
S-For badgers. foxes and other
animals which live in holes.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10
DEAR MARY HAWoRTH:

EOR II years I have been a
i widow.
| have a daughter, who Is
now Is.
/ have worked ever since she
was born and she was graduated
last year from a private high
school.
have given her everything
any rich child would have: and
IN addition. have saved enough
DSney TO retire.
- have never married. for I
wanted 10 live solely FOR my
daughter.
She wants 10 become a nurse,
doing missionary work. which
would require her to travel all
over the country.
She is urging me 10 give my
consent; but l have refused, be-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

3. Cannon OF Harvard. and
many others, confirm the fact
thai fear is the greatest of all
human destroyers. 1t destroys
not only peace of mind. but de-
creases the health of all the
bodily and mental functions and
even causes death.
The Art of Conversation oy
Milton Wright. is an instructive
booklet trimming with exam
piles, rules and principles OF
conversation used by fluent
converSationalist. Become one
yourself. Included are 10 tests
of a good conversationalist.
with complete information for
answering them, This booklet
is yours for 10 cents. To get
your opy address DR.. A. Z.
Wiggam. care Of this newspaper.
Include a stamped t3c) self
addressed return envelope. The
supply is limited.
copyright. is4s. John y. DUE Ca.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1945-01-10

BY DR.. Logan Clendening-

/ ONCE asked very wise old
L surgeon who was also one of
the best pathologists in the
country-"How many womens
breasts have been removed by
surgeons under the diagnosis OF
cancer. when the condition was
benign and the operation was
r'.l necessary - and he an
s'sered-''The astronomers have
rJt yet counted enough stars 10
equal that figure"
This was long time ago and
Yrgeons have certainly i'm
proved since then and become
more conservative.
But the point is that while a
lump in the breast Is always
serious and demands an examin-
alton il IL not necessarily cam
Ger and does not necessarily
call for surgery.
George Grille Jr. OF Cleveland
recorded his findings in 200 con-
Sccutive patients who came 10
him with the complaint of lump
IN the breast and he found only
a little more than a quarter Of
them $50 10 be eXacD TO be-
cancer.
These. let us emphasize, were
not selected caSeS-luSt the first
MOO that came along. with no
ttempt ON his part TO establish
"a recUrf or make point
TIVE condition which re-
SembleS cancer of the breast
most nearly and the occurrence
OF which scareS so many women
unnecessarily is called cystic
disease.
II is A chronic inflammation,
in which either the entire breast
is lumpy or there may be
single deSerete lump consisting
of a single cyst
Most of the women with this
condition are between 30 and 80
years OF age. so il Is regarded
as an involutional change. oc-
CURING after the period when
child bearing is normally over
and the normal function of the
breast As ceased 10 exist.
incidentally these cyStS give