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Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
One Word Led 10 Another
BY Linda and
Jerry W alter
By Arthur Bugs" Baer -

There has been pretty good angle raised by the
brittle efforts of the kraut toppers to hide IN the world
that Emerson said made Of glass.
They scattered in all directions like hens in cloud
burst But only Shckegruber is still as loose fat
a wheel
The complete Emerson crack is, when you have
gummed the cards the world is made of glass BY that
he there is place to hide than fat girl
in back Of picket fence
Now, I'm getting well along in asthma and wrinkles
and have yet to commit jolly good felony anything
more complicated than gentle msdemeanor. But all
through my distorted career have been figuring out
places to hide in case had to spradde shuck for high
ground
/ guess that you have also wondered where you
would in you decided TO elope with the
panys dough- Where would you lurk in the limbo
of the incognito you wanted to give Aunt Minnie
that extra delicious helping of ant poison with the straw
berry top?
know that many times you have thought of a neat
bit of industrious sabotage intimate But after
had knocked off your illicit where would YOU
hide? Is Emerson when he says the hemspheres
twin fish bowls?
When think of the perfect stashaway my thoughts
naturally uphill But Shckelgruber had a hdeaway
in the mountains and they bombed it to mole hill
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
oGTEo4yssa2=IMES
Answers to Veterans

cent for overseas duty. II he
has had three years service or
more, ) per cent longevity pay
for each three years service
would be added.
OF a young man, II years
of age. IL married, is he still re-
quired to have his parents con-
sent to enlist In the navy
MRS. NJ. T. r.
A-YeS.
Q-Is Gen. Mark Clark still
general of the 9Th Army? The
news accounts say he Is general
of the 18th Army. MRS. p. l. c.
A-News accounts mention
Gen. Clark as commander of
the 18th Army Group. 1t. Gen.
Lucian Truscott Jr. is COM
manding general of the 5th
Army. 1t. Gen. Leonard T.
Gerow is commander of the
18th Army.
Q-My husband Ii n private
in the army and am expecting
our baby this month. What
should 1 do to get the increased
family allowance: X. y.
A-You should send a certi-
fed copy of the babys birth
record TO the Army Office of
Dependency Benefits, 213 Wash
ington street. Newark 2, N. j..
and request the increased family
allowance. You are also eligible
10 receive free infant care for
one year. The nearest Red
Cross chapter viii give you de-
tails.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

result Of living so long under
her protective wing
l never had a real date until
7 was p. We changed neigh
borhoods on an average Of once
a year until / was Is. and then
] attended a parochidl high
school for girls.
However, l have gained a lot
Of social experience with the
opposite sex through local
service club the past four years.
l have met many fine boys
who were very attractive and |
have had lets of fun with them.
But they are seldom in town
longer than AZ hours and you
can't keep that up.
When ! see the number of
bitter, lonely women III ms
city / am petriied with fear Of
becoming one Of them.
My mother and fond friends
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

Yes. Experiments show
that most women have a better
sense of color than men Even
little girls can match ribbons
better than boys of the same
age. However, most men have
a better sense of size. ft and
proportion So IL would be
ideal if wife should decide on
the color, and husband, the cut
and tit.
We all do. more or less.
! knew a gul who always put
up q hard-bolled front pretend
ing She was realistic, and did
not care for love or the finer
things. With cold calculation
she married q rich man. But
when she unwrapped her we'd
ding gifts, especially the honey.
kitchen things, she wept. Her
real nature came out. She had
always wanted the softer,
sweeter things, but now that
she had them she realized she
had them without love .. the
thing she wanted more than
anything IN the world II often
takes a great disappointment 10
bring out our real selves.
3 Yes But most birth
mark, are not real b.rthmarks
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
WASHINGTON scene
By George Dixon

CENATOR ALEXAN DE r
- WILEY OF Wisconsin is a
stout fellow, a pillar OF society
and a boon 20 the cheese INDUS
W, which he plugs at the slight
est provocation. lie is more
devoted 10 curds and whey than
Little Miss Munett.
When he first came here in
1893 he used 20 throw big cheese
partIcs-literally | mean His
guests would practically wallow
in cheese. They enjoyed the
parties immensely. even II they
had 90 listen 10 long travel-talks
by the senator on chceSc-making
in Wisconsin.
The senator doesn't have
much cheese 10 toss around
these days, but he still has
plenty of oratory. This is one
commodity which hasn't been
reQuisitioned by the arm G d
forces, and III bet they are glad.
do not wish this 10 bc con-
strued as criticism Of Senator
Wiley, hut if he has a fault
which We are not at present pre-
pared 10 admit--it is that he is
inclined 10 be circuitous. He
can ramble farther around the
subject than Henry Wallace de-
lIvering a bottle Of milk 10
everybody in the world.
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Il stuck around To show
how we'll / play the role OF fool
-. Your smile was out OF
warmth. / must admit In
fact. the evening held a furuve
nip For now that you are
starring in a hit-you're really
out OF patience with this drip
But when this new guy
tires (for men are fickle)
Just call me back -, tAnd
you'll be out a nickelD
I Owe e Kixxxx; Hoagy Car
IL michaers song, How Little
We Know" as f.. Hoist plays it
at 3 East 53rd
The Real r. d. r." II is
edited by Clark Kinnaird OF
King Features and contains
several stories about him from
here.
Jane PickenS' song styles at
the Waldorf's Starlight Roof.
Cab Galloway thrushing
"Blow-Top Blues" at the Zan-
Zibar.
Geraldine Fitzgerald's per-
formance in "Uncle Harry"
Budd and Johnson's music at
the 3 DeuccS.
Copyright by Daily Mirror. Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

By Dr.. Herman Bundesen

WHEN pain develops within
W the abdomen. physicians re-
fer TO the condition as acute
abdomen" In children, acute
abdomen may be serious con-
dltion because the pain may be
brought on by such conditions
As appendicitis or a disorder
known as intuSsusception, or
tclescoping of the bowel.
OF course. this telescoping
causes the opening through the
bowel 10 be blocked, cuts of the
circulation 10 the bowl tissues.
and then may result in gangrene
or death Of the tissue and rup-
ture Of the intestineS.
4 CCORDING to Or. John /.
n AMMAN Of Scotland, the most
common serious cause for acute
abdomen is appendicitis. Appen-
dIcitiS tends To run in families.
lie also has noted that fair
haired persons are more likely
10 have appendicitis than those
with a dark complexion.
Appendicitis may occur even
IN infants and becomes more
frequent at the age OF 2 years.
In appendicitis in children, the
attack as a rule, comes on sud-
denly with pain in the abdomen,
then vomiting. The child looks
i'll, has a dry, coated tongue and
is pale Upon examination, there
are usually tenderness in the
right lower part Of the abdomen
and some SpaSm or stiffness OF
the muscles IN this area. Often
.ecre is slight fever present.
II there IS any doubt about
or not acute appendl-
citis is present, DIR. Amman adj
viseS the maxim When IN
doubt. operate In other words,
IL is better 10 remove a normal
appendix than 10 fail 10 operate
when acute appendicitis Is pres
ent. for when operation IS not
performed the appendix fire.
Quently ruptures and then PERI
tonltis or inflammation Of the
lining membrane Of the abdomen
develops, and this Is a serious
disorder.
In intussusception, the pain
also comes on suddenly. II is
usually quite severe and in
young infants is accompanied by
screaming, with drawing up of
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
The Brighter
Side

warmth and sympathy in his
makeup than anything else In
other words | do not think
Adams would have deliberately
hurt any ones feelings and l
think he was generally sur
prised when he did.
l notice IN Winchell's liberal
quotation that +. =. A. is still
giving lessons in grammar. how
ever. / Will not read his book.
| do not need him now 20 tell
me that the way / have been
saying things all my life IS
dead wrong though ne can no
longer hurt my feelings by men
tOning IL.
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On the
Side

-iernian says she mas had three
babies in three years all by
Caesarian birth. rs this
reoord?" she asks. II is as far
as / know.
I'VE other morning the ex-
perts of our Mules & Men
Department woke up. read their
mail and decided they had be-
come famous. From all parts OF
the country were -communiea-
tons from feminine subscribers
asking advice on the Turing OF
a prcsentable male 10 the altar.
"Men should know what men
like wrote a young woman OF
Toledo, O. What is the best
way for "A girl to dress TO at
tract serious attention on the
part of a matrimonial pros
pect?"
Our Mules & Men Depart
ment experts say that too many
young women stress the
"oomph" angle in the wrong
way. They dress in a manner
which attracts the attention OF
wayward husbands in town for
a Conve tion, middle-aged
wolves and other predatory
playboys. T Their appearances
lacks the studied simplicity and
subtle appeal which characters
izes that Of the young women
who receive the most proposals
of marriage for solid young
men.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

the knees. Following the at-
tack, the child looks pale and
exhausted The wall Of the alb
domen feels hard.
EARLY diagnosis Of intuSsu-
H SCCprtOn is even more I'M
portant than in appendicitis. The
sooner the abdomen is opened
and the telescoping Of the bowel
relieved, the more likely il IS
that the child will recover. In
tuSSuSception occurs earlier IN
life than does appendicitis, and
il seems 10 affect boy, more
than girls
II is important that an early
diagnosis be made IN both APP
pendicits and lntuSSuSception m
order 10 give the best chances
for a successful operation.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
AT NOUR SERVICE

O-I will be I8 years of age
V i'm December and need to
70 10 high school until February,
1916, in order tn graduate.
Wonld there be any likelihood
of getting n deferment until
after graduation?
A-Present policy Of Selcctive
service is 10 grant deferment
under such conditions. Y6tf
should talk over the matter of
defermeLt with the chairman
Of your local draft board.
Q-Recently l was reclaSsi-
fed from a Class B dependent
receiving S37 10 Class B-I
dependent TO receive $50 per
month. When does the increase
in payment begin?
A-The effective date is as
Of the end Of the month in
which the change Of status
occurs.
Q-Can SerViCemen name
SiSter-in-law. by marriage. a.
beneficiary of their national
service life insurance? l. +.
A-No. The insured may
designate a person or persons
as beneficiary OF henelGaEleS
only within the following per-
mitted classes. wife lhusband).
child Including an adopted
child. Stepchild, illcgitimate
child parents Including par
ent through adoption and per-
sons who have stood in loco
PARENTS Cin place of parent
TO the insured at any time
prior 70 his entry into active
service for a period OF not less
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

than one year,, brothers and
sisters Including those of half
blood OF the insured. The IN
sured may also name contingent
beneGeiaFies within these classes.
Own the wife of "A man
who remains In the army after
the war il over still be eligible
for a family allowance and one
for the children? MRS. Il. Il. l..
A-The Servicemens Deepen
dence Allowance Act Of 1912
provides that the allowance
system viii be in effect during
the existence of the war and for
six months Immediately follow
ing its termination.
Q-What pay does a staff
sergeant overseas get: =. X.
A-Base pay S96. plus 20 per
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
u. v. DURLHNG

Women department investigate
ms angel.
So, young fellow. don't marry
a brown-eyed honey blonde until
you get our H&W report
QUERIES from clients. @
" Why is IT all BrookiynitcS
hate cats
A-Where did you get that
idea: Sounds 10 me like the
result OF some nasty propaganda
spread by foreign agents from
the Bronx. Brooklynites are a.
fond OF CATS "a OF dogs. II il "A
matter of record that Mrs.
Muriel ShafieL a Brooklyn
schOOIteaCheT, went through a
manhOle and down 10 feet into
sewer 10 rescue "A drowning
cat.
q Are YOU familiar with
song titled Down In The Old
NeighbOrhood?'
A-NeVer heard of IL.
q DO you like western
films
A-Certainly do. Mystery
melOdramas and westerns are
my faVOrites. Best western 1
have seen recently is Tall In
the Saddle"
MARYLANDER says the ma
VI Jor city having the high
est percentage OF residents own
ing their homes is Baltimore.
He wants 10 wager StOgieS on
this claim
Twenty-three-year-old Cali
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

II FACT there is a persistent
Il report, which / have never
been able 90 confirm, that boa
constructor once tried 10 follow
one Of Senator WIley's speeches
and got so hopelessly twisted il
had 20 exc out the balance Of
It's years posing for pretzel ad-
NertSementS.
Anyway. the solon from Chip
peWa Falls, Wis. got up on the
Senate floor the other day 10
put IN a few thousand we'll
chosen words on the Breton
Woods agreement. lie roamed
So far and wide II was impoS-
SIble 10 determine whether he
vas for or against il.
Finally, Senator Abe Murdock
of Utah couldn't stand The
strain any longer and blurted:
Am i to infer that the dis
tinguished senator from Wis
constr is against the Breton
Woods plan?"
II gives me pleasure 20 re-
port that, for once. Senator
Wiley came back with a direct
answer.
"Ohs no." he said II am Just
Letting of a few disconnected
thoughts"
SENATOR WILEY wandered
~ around some more and then
got into the most fascinating
debate with Senator Charles w.
Tobcy Of New Hampshire. 1t
was wonderful I am recount
ING II H. detail and l know you
will not want 10 miss a word
II began as follows-Senator
Wllev speaking:
"Mr President, I wish TO re-
turn 10 subject which causes
INV memory to click. I am
speaking now In relation TO the
Breton Woods agreements. I
expect to vote for the Breton
Woods program"
Mr Tobey:' "Mr. President,
will the senator yield ."
Nj Wiley; II yield"
Mr. Tobey: "The correct
pronunciation IL Bretton'-with
short 'E' VIII the senator
pleas pronounce II correctly:
IL janglcs my nerves 60 hear IL
Calle" 'Bray-ton' Woods"
Mr. Wiley: 'T thank the
senator. hut I am not sure that
he il correct. II depends upon
whether one II In Wisconsin,
New Hampshire, OF the high
seas, or in Britain, Brittany or
elsewhere. am sorry the SEN
ator's nerves are so tender"
Mr. Tobey: eff the senator
were To call IL 'Bray-Ton'
Woods in New Hampshire, he
might not come out alive"
N Mr. Wiley 81 do not care
to enter in that DISCUSSING, be-
cause IL only takes us away
from the discussion Of serious
matters which we should con-
slider"
Reproduction IN whole NJ in part
Uncuy prohibited.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
Brain Game Answers

Life With Father"
2-(a) is correct. Canada's
population is 11,8l1,37l.
3-Tyrus Raymond Cobb.
IA False. Australia has two
cities of over 100000 popu-
lation, Melbourne and Sgd
ney. Cd True. Course: a
miles, $50 yards.
5-"The Chocolate Soldier" J."
6-He was a Spaniard.
Robert Frost.
Sob. See Job sc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
DAMON aeUNYON

7 SEE that Franklin 2. Adams
L has written q book from
which Winchell quotes 10 the
extent of his entire column
profundiues about the news
paper business.
Adams used 10 conduct a
newspaper column signing ms
initials +. T. A. He was ac-
counted a humorist of the
cynical type. His column was
once a popular feature in New
York and while | thought IT
limited in reader appeal, still
had | been an editor i would
have been glad 10 run 1t as a
prestige feature.
In fact, | see no reason why
Adams should not be good
newspaper feature now but
perhaps ne makes all the money
he cares for. with far less Of
fort, from the radio program
Information Please made
famous by a former sports
writer, John Kieran.
l always had the greatest
respect and some admiration for
Adams in his own field, but l
am struck by a line quoted BY
Wlnchell as one of the few
things that Adams says he
learned in newspaper work:
THAT the newspaper business
il not 80 cruel a. other bust
ne>seS are said To be, or a. it il
supposed to he"
COMING from + T. A. that
~ is a lulu. | used 10 think
he practiced his part of the
newspaper business very cruelty
indeed. He was always taking
picks on other men in the news
paper game for their short
comingS in the matter of edu-
cation. Adams happens 70 be
well educated. In fact, his
erudition is terrific and l never
blamed him for parading II
except as he made sport Of
those less fortunate.
1t was the popular belief
among many members OF the
newspaper profession years ago
that he got a number OF young
writer's fired through his criu-
cISm. their editors feeling that
grammatical awkwardness at
tracing such attention was not
10 be tolerated on their papers.
LIS favorite targets were the
IL b aseb ball writers which
struck me aS\ odd because
Adams was gwen the courtesy
OF the baseball press boxes and
sat among the men he criticized.
was a baseball writer then.
! often thought that if he could
have read our minds he would
have chosen a seat IN the right
field bleachers instead.
Some of the boys thought
Adams had a mean streak in
him. ! never believed that. II
was my opinion that while be-
was often unkind. he was un-
Willingly so and that it was
due more TO a lack OF human
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

because a mother cannot mark
her child by fright OF worry.
However, some skin colorations,
blotches, etc, do run in families
by heredity. Psychologist Sarah
Denaro of Radcliffe College, de-
scribes in the JOURNAL OF
HEREDITY several families
where the same birthmark oc-
ours in parents, children and
grandchildren, and in the same
part Of the body.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
DEAR MARY HAWORTH:

I WILL be q next week and /
feel II is high time ! did
something towards acquiring
husband and children.
l have a high school educa-
ton.
My mother, a widow, could
not afford To give me more.
] have heard IL is easy 10 find
a husband in Alaska and since
marriage is my aim, ] am try
ing to land a government JOB
there.
My mother violently objects
10 this plan.
She says there are plenty Of
opportunities for marriage here.
Also, she says IT would be
very dangerous for me to go 10
bat "outlandish" place; and |
.dmit l am quite babyish. as a
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
Detroit Times RatiOning Timetable
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Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

spearean, featuring a Jack Bar
rymore effect, black hat and
allergic TO a haircut away down
TO here.
Marlene Dietrich. in agony
with a jaw infection tsince re-
leved via operation), doing the
town with overseas friends.
Ely Culbertson assuring the
misinformed that Helen Twelve
trees is a dear pal and that both
changed their minds about
meddidge in the yeSteryear.
The p. a. for Abbott a. Cos
tello Crying 10 promote good
will publicity for the stars al
most getting into fist fight
over ii with an AP scribe at
Leon & Eddic'S.
BROADWAY Ballad (by Don
- Wahn): Your heart was out
Of town that night l called
Oh, i could tell by eV'ry word
and glance That some one
new had left you quite en-
thralled And very keen TO
end our young romance -.
Your lips were out Of reach
that night / found that torch
fires have a way OF growing
cool But what was / TO do
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
Connolly Answers

1-b. &c. 3-b. 4-c. 5-b
ftop part of one). 6-as Paris;
b. Kentucky: c, Moscow; d, be-
tween Austria and Italy; g.
London.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28
Any Questions?
THE DET ROT TINES

Any Questions !
THE DET ROIT TINES
mails personal answers TO
questions about the needs
and welfare, rights and privi-
leges OF servicemen and
women, veterans and their
-depeRdeHts.
Many answers are printed
daily In this column, but ALL
questions will be answered
directly by mail
Address questions this way:
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DETROIT TINES,
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Surely include your name
and address and a seIf-ad-
dressed, stamped envelope.
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MARY HAWORTH'S MAIL

say I have above average looks
and a gay personality; but l
say a girl Will need all that,
plus plenty of proximity with
eligible men 10 win a husband
IN the postwar years.
SO my question Is: II I am
offered the job in Alaska, should
l go?
or stay here and hope and
pray a little longer?
Mother has a little income OF
her own, l have few hundred
dollars saved and / would send
her part OF my earnings-hav-
ing shared fifty-fifty in the
past. l.. 4.
DEAR l. F.
/ THINK going to Alaska is a
Il wonderful idea.
II cant miss being prize
adventure and turning point in
your social history that will do
YOU q world Of good, even if
YOU shouldn't find a husband
there.
However, YOU probably will.
Positive planning. diligent ei-
fort and Joyous expectancy all
ccntered on one great desire
usually make that dream come
true.
Not always as outlined, per.
bapS
But 10 strike out on LIES
highway in dauntleSs pursuit
Of worthy goals is 10 be sure
Of claiming, sooner OF later re-
wards commensurate with one s
investment OF faith and striving.
Never falter or turn back.
Keep your stride, press ahead
and lie must yield you a rea-
Sonable equivalent Of what you
seek, and may throw in a bonus
for valor. besides. by granting
you finally a better deal than
sol had asked IN setting forth.
NJ H.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

I'VE 28th Marines Fifth Ma
Il rlne Division, roN IN the
Evelyn is a broWn-cyod honey
different "pinup girl contest.
II was styled "a plnup con-
test Of the girls YOU LETT be-
hind.
In this contest The marines
entered the photos of their
sweetheartS or wives al home.
Over 300 pictures were en-
tered.
The winner was EpoIyn Gil
man of Los Angeles.
Evelyn IS a brown eyed honey
blonde.
II can't be denied those
brown-eyed blondes usually have
what it takes to win p.nup con-
tests.
Wonder what kind Of wives
they make?
will have our Horses &
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

Somebody is alcaBs ~ mB mind,
Like beuutiEuL- thetgtt at
siirer lined.
When I cdk the street o. ride
in thee
or stroll IN the lgit Of the
friendly stars,
Somebody IS oi,oags an mn mind
Like an old street. song, the last
ing KIND
And its easy 10 see ,cby 7 can't
forget
For hc---.'H brgaa iehsa ne first
mt.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-28

Reproductioo IN whole NJ in part
snctly prohibited.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-06-05
Doll Exhibit
Set for Party

AN EXHIBIT Of more than so
dolls will be feature of the an
nual evening coffee to be spon-
sored tomorrow evening by the
Business and Professional Wo-
mems Club. The public is cor.
daily invited to attend.
The affair will take place at
the home of Miss Kate Nc
Greedy at n Market street,
from to 10 o'clock. The doll
exhibit will include old dolls,
handmade dolls, and dolls from
other countries. the collection
Of Mrs. Robert Stewart.
Presiding at the coffee urns
during the evening will be Miss
Ella Egnew and Mrs. Stewart,
All members of the club are on
the reception committee for the
event, which annually draws a
large crowd.
Proceeds from the coffee 60
into the Business and Profession
al Women's scholarship fund.
MRS. FRED KEN DRI c X,
Mrs. Bernard Warner, and Mrs.
Gerald Bersma left Sunday for a
two weeks vacation at Grand
Haven.