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Edith 1. Itnyre, Security, has been
reported missing in action. Fireman
Itnyre, who took part in the inva-
sion of Okinawa, was serving on
board a destroyer. He entered the
Navy in March, 1943.
Pvt. Earl T.. May, son of Mr. and
Mrs. Charles May, Boosboro, has
been missing in action in Germany
since April 10. Private May, mem
Der of Tanks Corps, entered the
Service in December, 1943, and
went overseas in January of this
year He is a graduate of Hagers-
town High School, class of AZ.
Sgt. George Shantz, Jr., son of
Mr. and Mrs. George Shantz, $50
George street, whose wife resides at
234 North Potomac street, has been
missing in action over Germany
since April 7th.
Sergeant Shantz, a waist gunner
on BIZ, has been two years in
the Service. A graduate of Hagers-
town High School, class of 40, he
was employed by Fairchild's before
joining the Armed Forces.
Prisoner Of War
Lieut.. Arthur /. Cooper, husband
of Mrs. Margaret v. Cooper, A Nc
Kee avenue, has been a prisoner
of war in Germany since February
10th. He had previously been re-
ported missing in action as of the
same date.
Lieutenant Cooper, who has been
overseas since December 20, 1914,
was co-pilot of B-24 and was sta
toned at an Army Air Forces base
in England. His parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Irving Cooper, reside in Bur-
bank, Cal.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03

Nancy Catherine Hutzell, two
year-old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles H. Hutzell, near Boonsboro,
died of suffocation April 18th.
Survivors, besides her parents, in
clude sister, Carol, at home;
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ira
Slime, Locust Grove, Cleveland Hut
zell, Boonsboro; and great-great-
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
Local and County
War Casualties
CONTINUED from Page H.

A member of Grace United Breth-
rem Church, he was employed at
Sharrett Motors before entering the
service.
Surviving, besides his wife and
parents, are: A three-year-old son,
Howard Lester; sister, Dorothy,
Maugansville, and two brothers,
Chester at home and Floyd, U. S.
Navy, Norfolk, Va.
Pfc. Abner w. Walters, 20, hus-
band of Mrs. Irma Dennis Walters,
1910 Virginia avenue, died on April
IS of wounds received in Germany.
He was previously wounded on
September 20, 1914, and was in a
hospital five months. He had re-
turned to action only last month.
Pfc Walters was indicted into
the Army on May 20, 1941, and was
sent overseas in July 1914 A gradu-
ate of Allegany High School at
Cumberland, Maryland, he was en-
ployed at the Census Bureau at
Washington before entering the SER
vice. He was a member of the First
Baptist Church of Cumberland.
Surviving, besides his wife, are: A
son, Dennis, aged 212 years; his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. E. Wal
tiers, Freehold, N. c., and broth
er, Thurston, serving with the Sea
bees in the Philippines.
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Inefficient Collector
Can't Even Find Himself

ATLANTA, GA. - An executive
asked the fourth regional war labor
board to permit him to pay a new
bill collector more than had been
received by the employees predeces-
sor. The previous collector had
been discharged because his work
was unsatisfactory, the businessman
reported, adding: ION one occasion
he was given a bad debt to run
down. After spending several days
attempting to locate the man, he
discovered it was himself he was
looking for"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
Wounded In Action

Sgt. Clarence A. Armstrong, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew E. Armstrong,
81 Madison avenue, was wounded in
action on Luzon Island on March
Both. The sergeant who had been
in the Pacific theater of operations
for the past three years, has taken
part in several major engagements
and has, from time to time, sent
his parents many interesting SOU
venirs, including a Japanese rifle,
which when received, was on dis
play in the window of r. M. Mays
& Bros, Inc.
Sergeant Armstrong, who before
entering the Service worked at the
Wood Preserving plant here, is MAX
ing good recovery.
Sgt. Ralph Y. Bowers, husband of
Mrs Elizabeth L. Bowers, 423 South
Potomac street, and son of Mr.. and
Mrs Yost c. Bowers, 610 West
Washington street, has been re-
ported seriously wounded in action
in Germany.
Sergeant Bowers is graduate of
the Hagerstown High School and
Columbia Business College Before
entering the Service he was en-
ployed in the office of the Hagers-
town Gas Company
Sgt. Clayton E. Jacobs, Jr., son of
Mr.. and Mrs. c. E. Jacobs, Corbett
street, and husband of Mrs. Juanita
Jacobs, South Potomac street, was
slightly wounded in action in Ger
many on April 7th and is now in
a Hospital in France. A former
employee of Fairchild's, he has only
been overseas four months.
Pvt. Edward B. James, whose wife
lives in Hancock, was wounded in
action in Germany on April 5th and
is now in hospital in England. Pri-
vate James was wounded in Bel
GUM on January %, but had re-
covered an rejoined his unit just
month ago.
Sgt. Hubert Kendall, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Lester Richards, 1149 Cor
bett street, was slightly wounded in
Germany on April 9th. He is
member of the 82nd Airborne Di-
vision. The sergeant was previously
wounded on September 81, 1914. En-
listing in the Army four years age.
he has been overseas for two years
and wears the ETC ribbon, exper:
rifleman's badge, the Purple Heart
and Oak Leaf Cluster.
Pfc. Robert E. Knode, son of Mr..
and Mrs. John Knode, 1912 South
Potomac street, was slightly wound
ed in action in Germany on April
l. He was with the And Rainbow
Division and is now in hospital in
Paris.
Pfc. william Robert Mcdaniel,
son of MIR. and Mrs. Aubrey Nc
Daniel, 929 Oak Hill avenue, has
been reported wounded in action in
Italy, Pfc. Mcdaniel entered the
Service in March, l943, and went
overseas last January He was serv-
ing with the Fifth Army.
Cpl. Charles E. Miller, son of Mr..
and Mrs. c. E. Miller, 545 North
Mulberry street, was slightly
wounded in action in Germany on
April 9th. He had previously been
wounded several months ago, but
had recovered and rejoined his out
fit.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
Injured In Accident

Pfc. William X. Hull, son of Kief-
fer Hull, 119 North avenue, suffered
broken leg and fractured collar
bone in recent accident in Ger
many, and is now in hospital in
France.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
Coyote Fights Back;
Battle Draws Crowd

GALLUP, N. M. - Ted Fairs
five minute bout with a coyote
drew good crowd for the wide
open spaces near here. The
coyote, shot and wounded, turned
on Fair as he went to pick up the
animal. By the time the coyote
was killed 20 automobiles had
stopped while the occupants
looked on.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
Missing In Action

Seaman Second Glass Jay Richard
Fox, U. S. Navy, son of Mr. and Mrs.
Galen Charles Fox, 81 Belview
Avenue, has been reported missing
in action. Seaman Fox enlisted in
the Navy in July, 1914, in the IT.
year-old class and was last reported
aboard a cruiser in the Pacific area.
A student at Woodland Way
Junior High School, he also was en-
ployed by Better Homes, Inc.
Fireman First Class Robert Paul
Grab, U. S. Navy, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Louis E. Grab, has been re-
ported missing in action in the Paci-
fic. A graduate of Hagerstown High
School, class of Al, he was in bust
ness with his father at Cherry Lane
Dairy Farm before joining the
Navy.
Fireman First Glass Karl w.
Itnyre, U. S. Navy, husband of Mrs.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
'CLAS ED
RESTAURANTS

Bills Hamburger Shop has reopened
at the old stand, Is East Baltimore
ST., where all old and new customers
will be gladly served. Not the
Best, but Good as the Rest"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
AUTO SALES, USED CARS
MEAT PRODUCE

See S. A. Martin on Market for Eggs,
Dressed Poultry, Cured Meats, all
kinds Of Country Produce, Walnut
Kernels, Garden Seeds. Every
Tues, Thurs. and Sat. Southwest
corner Market House.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
WANTED

A white couple for general house
work and to work on grounds, or a
single man and woman, good wages,
room and board.-Woodlawn Sana-
forum, Rockville Pike, Rock
vile, Md.
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Gust Grove.
Mrs. Esther Mae Benner, 1926
Georgia avenue, died suddenly on
April q at her home, aged 81 years.
She was born and reared in this
city and was a daughter of Rev.
and Mrs. Jacob S. Benner. She
was a member of the Pentecostal
church.
Besides her parents, she is sur
vived by, Daughters, Mrs. Brandt
Bowers, Mrs. Paul Young, Jr., and
Miss Betty L. Benner, this city;
son, James j. Young, u. S. Navy;
sister, Mrs. Blanche Weaver, this
city; brothers, Norman E. Benner,
U. S. Army, and Leo H. Benner,
this city, and one grandchild.
Mrs. Virginia X. BOward, wife of
William BoWard, died suddenly at
her home, 1893 Concord street, April
27, aged as years. She was born
and reared near this city, daughter
of Charles S. and Mary (Garrison)
Miller She was a member of
Grace U. B. Church; auxiliaries of
the Loyal Order of Moose, V, F. w.
and American Legion.
Besides her husband, she is sur
vived by: One daughter, Mrs. Ethel
Seibert, this city; two grandchil-
dren; sisters, Mrs. Virgie Cornelius,
Baltimore; Mrs. Lester K. Stoner
and Mrs. John Beal, both of this
city, and Mrs. D. K. Shipley, Downs
vile; brothers, Sherman K. Miller,
Freeport, Ill, and Edward a. Mil
Ter, this city.
Mrs. LOttie Sampsell, wife of John
A. Sampsell, Hagerstown, Rt. /,
died April Is at her home, aged So
years. She was daughter of Rob
ert Lee and Mary Jane Fowler
Bowers, townsville district.
Besides her husband, she is sur
vived by: Daughters, Mrs. William
N. Shipley, Williamsport; Arbella
and Phyllis, at home; sons, Pfc.
Albert L. Sampsell, U. S. Army,
Florida; Clarence, at home; sisters,
Mrs. Bessie Wilson and Mrs. Paul
inc Custer, Bunker Hill, w. Va;
Mrs. Dora Byers, Martinsburg;
brothers, Eugene Bowers, North
east, Md; Roy Lee, Martinsburg,
Robert Cecil, Bunker Hill, and
Charles Bowers, Pittsburgh. Three
grandchildren also survive.
Merrill E. Hines of Boonsboro died
at the Washington County Hospital
April Is after brief illness, aged
81 years. He was a member of the
Bethel U. B. Church of Rohrers-
vile
Deceased is survived by: His wife,
Mrs. Hilda Hines; two daughters,
Phyllis and Patsy, both at home,
and mother and step-father, Mr.. and
! Mrs. Russell c. yesterday of Rohr-
erSyille.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03
DANCING
FRUITS, VEGETABLES

Fruits, vegetables and all kinds OF
green groceries, etc. E. E. Cronise,
81 West Franklin street.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03

grandmother, Mrs. Anna Smith, Lo-
Gust Grove
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03

Fireman First Glass Karl w.
Itnyre, U. S. Navy, husband of Mrs.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03

Huffer E. Davis, Maugansville,
died April % in a hospital near
Baltimore, after an illness of few
hours, aged "A
Born and reared in Fairplay, he
was the son of John R. and Bessie
(Huffer) Davis, and a member of
the Mt. Moriah Reformed church.
Surviving are: Sister, Mrs Lloyd
Burgan, Maugansville, and brother,
William S. Davis, Funkstown.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1945-05-03

Joseph L. Shank died at the home
of his daughter, Mrs. Mary B. Sax
ten, 224 North Potomac street, on
April 20, aged 70.
He was member of the Luth-
eran church of Woodsboro, Md.
Surviving are: His daughter, Mrs.
Saxten, one granddaughter and one
great-grandehild.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
BROADWAY
lRHYTHNI
BIGTOWN SIDE-SHONS:

WHEN the President was here
" recently he congratulated
the Mayor on finding a new
homo.
Thanks" said the LII Flower.
"you know II takes lot Of
work hunting q new house these
DAYS. ! trust YOU don't have 20
do that for long, lsng time. :.
An amorouS old fellow leaned
across the table and whispered
through the smoky night club
atmosphere. Let's 20 some
place where well be alone.
"Okay," drawled his cutie.
'Irt's each 60 home"
Martin r gaWay, a gag
writer. phoned MISS George
Wolf. When Wolf learned II
was Racaway he barked:
.GMan-- -Nnu phony- The only
time you call me Is when YOU
want something
"Go ahead, keep on talking" "
was The candid retort III
think of something"
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
TWO TRUE STORIES

IF YOU are coming 10 New
L York in the near future.
there are several valuable tips
! can give you.
Bring A mattress with YOU.
no matter how bulky II makes
your luggage.
And bring blankets, sheets,
and a bath room.
AS A matter Of fact. If YOU
can manage 10 bring your
whole house or apartment with
you, you'll be wise. because
there simply isn't anywhere in
New York 10 stay
At present. New York has
more people init than any
other city In the world. There
isn't one room available of
any sort.
had heard OF this situa-
tion. but l came up with a
jaunty air. because / arm one
OF those fellows who knows
people VINO SAL tneN KNOW
people whe-eaR always get
you a room.
At the moment. I am living
in the Pennsylvania station.
That's no fooling. / stayed in
the Grand Central station for
the first few days, but a man
who had tried them both told
me that I would find friend
lier. if less fashionable. set at
the Pennsy, and that the train
caller al the Pennsylvania had
a much softer and more pleas
inc voice.
When my wife arrived and
asked me where I was staying.
I was able 10 give her the good
news that we didn't have 10
take one Of those miserable taxi
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17

who has taken his wife back
when she has stepped out"
Answer TO Question No , -..--
2-Thc answer has 10 be dou-
BILE barreled. Psychologist
Horny Foster Adams of Ann
Arbor has shown there is a
strong tendency for emotional
introverts to be better judges
of their own characteristics
and poor judges of others. Ex-
troverts are just the opposite.
EXtroverts make better sales
men, probably because they are
better judges "a others. Intro
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17

shirt and grasped him warmly
by the hand.
But when the pompous one
finally unbent to the point of a
wan smile Mr.. Lewis completely
stunned him by saying e..
II remember you well from
the last time l was here. You
rolled me when l was drunk"
All in all. / guess il was just
as we'll Mr.. Lewis had to leave
next day. / do not think Wash
ington is ready for him.
THERE were a lot of heart
Il warming touches at the
dinner. Miss Dorothy Shay,
who sings hillbilly songs, was
pretty nervo at the dis
tinguished array of guests. She
particularly wanted 10 meet
zen. eisenhower.
This was arranged-and the
young lady almost swooned in
delight. But this is the part I
liked. Up in the Presidents
suite later. Ike was overheard
telling a friend proudly:
you know-that hillbilly girl
came up and spoke TO me"
Eddie Cantor. who was mas
ter OF ceremonies, started some
thing when he said:
MANY months ago President
Truman played the piano for
Joe Stain. Maybe ID was
coincidence, but right after
that reports leaked out that
Stain WAS very sick man. The
President plays everything from
Bach To boogie-woogie, but
someh0w-when he plays them
they all sound like the Mis-
souri, Waltz"
The President. in his reply.
brought down the house. lie
said.
Stain likes Mozart and
played some for him. But all
the musicians in the place mis-
took IL for Beethoven"
Copyright. io4s, sy KinE Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
LAUGHS--THAT,S
WHAT WE NEED
By HENRY McLEMORE

~ I1LNR II L MCLLhOANL l.
rides through New York's
crowded streets to a hotel, but
that she was right at home at
the moment - that we were
staying right where she was.
It was not without pride that
I swept my arm toward the
VastneSs of the Pennsylvania
station and said. This is our
little nest. All of il is ours.
Make yourself at home
We haze one Of the incest
little benches in New York, II
I say IL myself.
IL has four-way ventilation,
hot and cold running red caps,
and pe are sharing IL Uith one
of the incest little couples you
ever met.
He is one Of the big shots
Of Portland, Ore, and is here
to eIineh a SIP. 900, 900 deal.
We use his brief cases for
pilloWs, and last night his Wife
lent my Wife her sable coat
to throU oUer her When II be-
gan to get chilly, Which is
about the time the last train
for Philadelphia pulls out.
They haze already accepted
an imitation to spend a Week
or tpo With US in the Florida
East Coast station at Daytona
Beach later in the Uinter.
At first, the benches were a
little hard. and we tossed
great deal during the night. But
bit of ingenuity fixed that.
We now all have mattresses
Of innerspring time tables. and
the two wives have made us
patch work quilts of ticket
stubs.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
Carry Mattress
With You To ". y.

There is no trouble about
keeping our clothes pressed.
Usually, between midnight
and dawn enough sailors and
soldiers sit on US 10 keep a
sharp crease in our clothes.
Happy as we are in Pennsyl-
vania station, there are certain
disadvantages There isn't
great deal of privacy, for one
thing, and when you ask friends
10 drop in and visit you they
sometimes have a great deal of
trouble finding your bench.
Too, life in Pennsylvania sta
tion is confining.
If you leave your bench, you
run the risk Of losing il TO some
envious man or woman who has
been standing up two or three
days, or keeping house on top of
his luggage.
We have had some mighty
good offers for our bench, and
= -eeHia- stfhfet- IT IN a minute, but
we are not fools. We know
when we are we'll off.
We don't know what to do
about tonight.
Some of our friends, who
are living on the Central
Park benches, with a nice
view of the lake and roo, have
asked us to dinner party.
We'd love to go, but both Of
us don't dare leave the bench
at the same time.
What we'll probably do is
take turns going to the dance
being held In front of the
newsstand.
Distributed by MeNsuEht Syndicate. Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
BY GEORGE DIXON

there's no democracy-and all
the Red yelping that the reverse
is the case doesn't alter the
eternal truth.
I'VE got to get my mind OIL
L this somehow. before COM
plete melancholia sets in, so l
Will tell of an evening in Wash
ington with Mr.. Joe f.. Lewis.
The eminent comedian came
here TO sing his famous Mr..
Truman, Won't You BE Human,
and Play the Piano foB Me at
the National Press Club dinner
TO the President. Along with
Mr.. Bill McEvoy, known 10 his
many admirers as Senator Nc
Meatball, i went 10 the airport
10 greet the distinguished guest.
Approaching the Statler, an
array of cops and secret service
men halted our car Trying to
show off-and also impress Mr..
Lewis-I produced my White
House card.
The gendarmeS ignored il
completely, merely retOrting the
way would have 10 be kept clear
because the President was eX-
expected momentarily.
WhereupOn Mr. Lewis pulled
a paper from his pocket and
waved II madly.
Look" he beloved. Look at
this
A large copper Scrutinized the
paper and broke into the widest
grin I've seen IN years.
Go ahead" he guffawed,
'.that'll get you in anywhere"
Later asked Mr.. Lewis the
nature Of this Impressive docu-
ment and he produced IL
proudly
II was a racing scratch sheet!
MR., LEWIS then endeared
vi himself 10 self-important
official by accusing him or hav-
ing a buIlt-in snecr after which
he went up 70 another stuffed
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
WASHINGTON
SCENE

LOR quite a time I've been
reading and hearing how
Britain was going Red to the
point OF bursting into Com
munist flames, but | don't think
j really believed il until the
other day when | heard. Glenn
ent Attlee.
= The idea seemed too fan
astic-the country | always as
sociated with ultra-conserva-
always dress for dinner,
old chap. shave every morn
ing in the jungle" going the
way of Moscow. 1t still seems
fantastic. but Attlee himself
made it abundantly clear it is
true.
j happened 10 be AT a gather
ing at which Attle6 was present.
We agreed beforehand that any
thing he might say was not TO
be quoted directly, but could
be used for guidance in any
writing we might do on the sub
ject. Therefore | cannot report
exactly what he said.
But the head of his majeSty'S
government left no doubt that
private enterprise I'm Britain IS
doomed-and that he is 10 he
principal eXecutioner And he
made He behrs-ttf4t -a-tdsk-
he is approaching with relish.
RRITANNIA'S prime minister
D-shadeS of Gladstone and
DiSraeii made il clear that
private industry VIII be gobblcd
up by government As fast AS
II can be masucated. A couple
OF years may be necessary be-
fore all is swallowed but the
governments hand $ are eX-
tended 10 pick the industrial
plumS as they fall ripe
What tfrc tfSc uf kttitffnG .
When a country knocks off
private enterprise, you know
where IL is headed.
Without private competition
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17

benefited by the sulfonamide
preparations.
INSOFAR as the Salmonella
Il infections are concerned, the
only treatment available con-
sistS of complete rest in bed,
the administration of an abun-
dance of fluids and keeping up
Of the patients strength with
proper diet. Because of the
severe diarrhea, il may be
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
Graham NfcNamee
laws Recalled

American composer wrote the
most published popular songs,
couldn't say, but believe Ned
Harrigan of Harrigan e. Hart
wrote over 400.
Q-The corporal whose name
is Regan says Berkeley, Cal, Is
named after an Irishman. Who
ever heard Of an Irishman called
Berkeley? How about this?
A-Cpl. Regan is as right as
gravy with mashed potatoes.
: Berkeley, Cal, Il named after
George Berkeley, Bishop OF
Coyne, who was born In County
Kilkenny, Ireland. IL was the
bishop who gave voice to the
immortal words: Westward the
course of empire takes its way"
PASSING BY
IIMMY KELLY. Veteran night
- club maestro. Real name IS
Giovanni de Salvio Has been
running a night club at the
same location in New York City
for 25 years. This is very un-
usual. In fact, if you can name
three night clubs that have been
in the same location in New
York City for Is years / might
give you a stogie. If you can
name one besides kcffy'S nat
has been in the same location
- years / might give you a
fine Havana cigar.
II. V. KALTENBORN. Dea1
of radio news analysts. lla
broadcast his first analysis Of
the news from the Westinghouse
factory in Newark, \. j" on
April -, 1922. Mr.. Kaltenborn
and Dan Parker. the sports
scribe. are the only two fellows
/ know who iuggle Indian clubs
! for exercise.
Copyright. io45. by KING Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
Little Flower at Last
Finds n House
By WALTER WINCHELI

Air the other Screen Players
Guild program
Joe Gotten tone of Movie
town : finest actors was read
ing the closing spiel about the
next week 5 show
The script had been changed
AZ the last moment and the
new version was handed 70 Cot
ten (who hadn't had time 10
study 10 al the mike
And so he GRATED rs follows:
Until next weeks program
al the very same time when we
will ofer another playlet star
ring one Of Hollywood truly
great stars, one OF the screens
finest heroes. one OF the worlds
foremost actors tat this point
Cotten's eyes fell on the name
-ni- the great actor for the
first time--and he shr ek g 4
in astonishment) IS On Ny
TUFTS:?
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-17
SOUNDS IN THE NIGHT:

4 T TIE Carousel He's
a man about town and a
fool about her
At ReubcnS she knows
more sailors than Halsey'
In the Village Vanguard
There goes a whisper trying
10 be the talk of the town
At the Greenwich Village
Inn They're seen everywhere
together except al the altar"
~ Nillepigue'S: She's
BrnadMaXIte- VI -knnXS-her
Runyons
THEN there's the colonel from
L Kentucky who was charged
$50 for A quart Of bourbon in
Paris His buddy observed
IL was an exorbtant price 10
pay.
Not in my estimation. suh,"
said the colonel. Its tn fust
time | eveh had tn privilege Of
payin' somewhat neah tn figgir
| always considered IL wuth."
Copyright. i945. BY KinS Features