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Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Sizing Up
West Point Team

the team that had Albert,
Standlee. Gallineau and keme-
tovich in the backfield The
same is true of the Alabama
team that had Don HutSon at
end and Dixie Howell pitching
strikes - = iiii41e in the -baekGoid.- The
Notre Dame team of 1880, l
think il was. would have had
Army standing retreat before
the afternoon was over. That
was the team with Savoldi,
Brill and a host of others.
THIS is not to knock Army.
Il Ii is "A great football team,
yes. with power and speed up
front and in the backfield
and is coached by one of the
very fine coaches of the cOun-
try. But when enthusiastic
and there are tens of thou
sands of them-go so far
overheard as To say ii would
beat any team, college or pro,
ever fielded, we'll, that's too
much to take without rebuff
tai. would like to think
II 1 were a betting man-that
all the money ever had. or
ever hope to have, was riding
next Saturday on the Chicago
Bears of a few years back
against the Cadets. The only
danger in getting. and taking.
bet like that would be that
man would run the risk OF
being indicted for grand lar
ceny after IL was all over.
Nope. / love the Army. and
all il stands for, but the Cadet
team Of this year isn't the best
one l ever saw, not by pair Of
T. DIS as the radio announcers
insist on calling touchdowns.
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Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
WASHINGTON
SCENE
By GEORGE DIXON

fed himself as Senator Carl A.
Hatch of New Mexico.
They gave you the wrong
extension" said Senator Hatch,
"The reason I answered yes,
my dear is that you have some
how gotten on my very private
line. In fact, II IL 40 private
that only my wife calls on It."
I NIGHT say that I had to
L struggle with myself to keep
from publishing the number so
that all my waggish friends
could call up Senator Hatch and
COO. "now don't forget to hurry
home, darling!". but my better
nature prevailed.
But all / got 10 say Is that
Senator Hatch is very lucky.
Suppose Mrs. Luce had decided
10 make that call herself and
Mrs. Hatch had walked in the
door just in time 10 hear her
husband my dearipg the
beauty from Connecticut!
IN THE interests Of restoring
L slumber TO a sorely beset
gentleman am printing this
letter from Justice Of the Peace
Andrew l.. Russell Of Romney,
w. Va:
Dear sir: For the last few
months l have had an unusual
number Of phone calls from dis
tant points, and usually at an
ungodly hour of the night. and
at long last ] find that YOU are
the one To blame for this dis
turbance Of my slumbers.
"It seems that some time ago
In your column you set forth
the fact, as true, that the low
liest Justice Of the peace could
perform q marriage ceremony
and that "A justice OF the Su-
preme Court Of this land was
denied that privilege.
"WhiIe I appreciate being In
the same category a. the emf
nent justices, az I too am de-
MED the right 10 sentence folks
for life, l demand that you put
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20

HAVING served in the army
IL Of the United States, and
enjoyed the benefits of the as
sociation, such as the healthful
hours, the music of the buglers,
the epicurean chow, the kindli-
ness and unflagging courtesy OF
my superlors. the magnificent
wages, and the opportunity 10
serve as a kitchen policeman,
! should be definitely biased
against any one who lifts even
an eyebrow of criticism at any
part Of the army.
Yet, beiieUeing that hon
esty is the best policy (with
the possible exception ofaa
insurance policy, one made
out in your favor, by an oeto-
Renorian relative Who spends
his summers as a knife
throWer's heiper), ! am going
to come right out and say, in
the straightforward, upright.
eringing, dW ing manner
Which the army taught me TO
express my opinions, and eriti-
eize what is now the most
pubiieized part Of the army.
I REFER 10 the West Point
L football team. AS a former
sports writer and an athletic
champion in my own right Il
once held the skin-the-cat record
in grammar school -- was so
good at the sport in fact, that
the local cats asked to have
me belled so they could tell
when l was Sneaking up TO skin
them / would like TO express
the opinion that the West Point
football team is not the best
football team of all time.
II is being called that by
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
One Word Led to Another
The Detroit Times
By ARTHUR ."BUGS" BAER'

WE HAVE given the Avenue of the Americas fair two
w months trial and il still adds up to six
But when try locate the halfdozen Of the other
discover that have been shorchanged We know that
Butch LaGuarda is trying to make city out Of New York
But uhen you try to make boulevard out of
old Sixth Avenue you going society Wuh patches
your trunk rack
The uplf too much for the run-of-t the side
Walk Sixth AUenuerS, who Walked right past
cinema looking for a moUe.
In keeping uith Butch's elegant sWishing
Uous. But neither of the punks shoUed up. That
uould neUere haze happened Sixth Avenue -
That's how it went the Avenue of the Americas The
old hog path went high hat without necktie.
CAN always locate the Avenue the Americas because
i my fingers and it's the thumb my right
hand reading from west but just the other night lady
poked her noggn Of barn boudor and yelled, Il
request the presence Of the minions of the law
Naturally, the coppers didn't realize she Udned
the police. That couldn't haze happened betWeen
Fifth and SeUenth the old days. Just last night
nugg got IoU-bridged by hot dog for request
ing "An incandescent frankfurter in its pdrenthess
of split roll With succeed condirent of the genus
Brassico"
Well, the hotdog hauled off and let fly from the
mustard pot And all the educated bird wanted red
hot with dab of gumbo 1t couldn't have happened Sixth
Avenue.
TJE of all is Radio City which took the place Of
dozen reliable speakeases eight clip joints
couple of night tracks hook shop five theatrical boarding
houses, 20 al-nght chewandchokes, 80 deadfas three
garages and opium parlor Old Sixth wrecked by
Improvements.
Copyright
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Bv WALTER WINCHELI

cutta and will be discharged
after three years.
At the Greenwich Village
Inn master Of ceremonies
Sammy Walsh explained why
President Truman has 40
many pals and friends Urom
his home stateD working with
him In Washington.
"Thc reason" guips Walsh,
els that Missouri loves COM
pany."
CIX New Workers who are
y well Off are plotting ven-
geance againS' q midtown spot
that offended them. They are
opening a swank Joint nearby.
An obscure hotel rin the 50s)
which got So week for room
a few years ago. now gets IS
per night
Songwrlter Harry Warren
kayoed a jcrquc AZ Hollywood
party for making otf-color re-
marks IN front of ladies. The
other guy was 40 lbs. heavier,
too
The Warmers Ann Sheridan
tiff VIII end soon.
A few locals and Holly
uood lad Wers chatting about
Coasters at Viliepigus's.
They finally got around to
former Byoadwayiis Sidney
SkoIsky (the eoiyumist.hypo-
ehrondviae). who spitehed
from Saydfs 10 SehWab's.
"Hov's Sidney doins7"
some one inquired.
Fine. fine" wos the reply.
HE has q steady JOB, he's
happily married, he, a father,
oWns his oWn home and
stethoseops"
THE Boston Symphony'S new
i conductor viii be MImltri
Metropolis.
BE sure and read the short
piece in a neWSmag under Cal
ifornla. SubchriStened Sin
and SOufile.
Army bigwles are in a swivet
because a burlesk stripper tre-
Gently discharged honorably
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
MRS. CLARE BooTHE LUCE.

MRS. CLARE BOOTHE LUCE,
AVA who likes 10 keep abreast
OF things, developed a yearning
the other day 10 know the cur
rent status of S. 7l3. which is
a bill introduced by Senator
stien j. Etiender OF Louisiana.
The measure has numerous
famifications, but the nub of II
Is that only independent tire
dealers would be permitted 10
sell tires. This would take
away tire selling privileges from
gas stations. chain stores, etc.
Mrs. Luce decided the idea
was not very fair and made up
her mind 10 vote against II
should a similar bill come 10
the house. But she wanted all
the details.
Being essentially lady of ac-
ton. the gentlewoman from
Connecticut summoned Mr.. Al
Morano. a man of many duties.
Mr.. Morano serves as secretary.
political adviser and spiritual
mentor 10 Mrs. Luce and also
gives her signals. which have
resisted all my efforts 10 de-
code, when he feels she is talk
ing too much 10 the wrong
parties.
At his lady's bidding, Mr..
Morano lifted the Intercepted
phone and asked for the Senate
banking and currency commit
tee. He was quite surprised
when a male voice answered,
saying:
"Yes, nv dear"
Mr.. Morano, who is definitely
a masculine type, retorted
tartly that he was not the fell
lows dear
IL am not even the sweetheart
Of the Senate banking and cur
rency committee" he added.
The man at the other end
began TO splutter and asked Mr..
Morano what he was talking
about. A short explanation en-
sued, whereupon the fellow
burst into outlaws and identl-
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
YOUR
HEALTH
BY HERMAN n. BUNDESEN, NJ. D.

4 COLD causes uncomfortable
n symptoms. not the least OF
which is the continued nasal dis
charge. There is a disorder
known as vasomotor rhinitis,
which also causes a continued
discharge from the nose. The
patient complains Of sneezing,
blocked nasal passages and drip
ping from the back part of the
nose into the throat.
In fact, the patients often,
say that they have a feeling of
having a constant head cold.
They may also state that they
have a sensation of smothering,
due to inability 10 br e a { h e
through the nose, and there may
be dryness of the throat. From
time TO time there may be vague
headaches in the front part of
the head.
V-RAYS OF the SinuSes, as a
~ rule, do not show anything
abnormal. Sometimes there is
coughing, due to the dripping
into the throat. On examination
OF the nose. it is found that the
lining membrane IS either belly
red in color, or is pale and blu
ish- tinged. as well as swollen
and waterlogged.
According TO Doctor William
p. L. Paterson of Ottawa, Cam
ada. vaSomotor rhinitis is due
10 4 generaliZed upset of the
nervous system and is not found
in normal happy people. He
thinks that there is an increase
in the number of these cases
since the onset of the war. due
10 worry and disturbed home
conditions. and that the patient
cannot have any benefit from
treatment until he has COM
plete peace Of mind.
HOWEVER, there are other
IL things, such as weather con-
ditions, which contribute to the
occurrence of the disorder. The
patients are worse in cold and
damp weather. Certain disturb
ances of the glands of internal
secretion may also play a part.
In treating vasomotor rhinitis,
removal of tension and strain is
important. Gland extracts, par.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Nervousness Causes
Head Colds

Answer: Headaches usually
occur in all chronic and acute
illnesses. as we'll as in condi-
tions of the eyes, infections Of
the nose, nasal sinuses and
throat. Constipation is a fire.
quent cause. Without a thor
. ough history of the symptoms,
it is impossible to suggest
proper treatment. You should
have a thorough examination
by a physician to determine
what is causing the headaches.
Copyright. l945. by King Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
.BKOADWAY
RHYTHM

ID GODDARD,S home. not far
i from midtown in the
country, is where stranded
celebs may live until hotels
have space
II. Butcher says the fee for
his diary on the war is only
Sl75. 900 not go and that its no
attempt 10 put Eisenhower into
the White House.
One Well-knoWn midtovner
was among a group nabbcd IN q
57th street raid the other night.
Carmen Barnes the author.
weds a wIdower in Jan.
Damon Runyon says Herbert
Bayard Swope has a voice like
Choo-Choo JohnSon'S.
White shirts Will be plentiful
after New Years
= Jack Pearl now owns an in
terest in perfume firm Smells
better already.
Two sisters are romanclng
the same celebrity, One threat
ened the other.
Variety'S neat line on Gus
Edwards Show BIZ Columbus
MARCO. the star. and 1t
IVl Eddie Albert are expected
"a be married al ST. Patrick S
Cathedral
Wythc Williams. the commen-
tator. and Mrs. Williams taftcr
20 years. viii make their own
big news from EaSton, Pa.
Various vet groups who bid
for F'DR Jr. and Philip Willkie
lost out 10 the American Vet
erans Comm.
. The II. Russeks VIII be head
Aned.
- The ruling forcing night clubs
land other places TO pay back
money 20 musicians cost The
Diamond Horseshoe S12 900
Frank Sinatra'S latest fcud IS
with coast columer ErSklne
Johnson.
Singer Tony Martin has
enough points for army dis
charge. but has been classified
as critical personnel tn the
Obi sector and is stuck for
the peace.
Capt. Larry Clinton. band
leader, is returning from Cal
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Missouri
Loves Company

from me WA6st uses that fact
in her advertising
jim Farley told intimates the
other night that he would not
run for governor OF y .
The biggest sign on Broad
way Chalf a block long, IS for
1T All Came True, starring
Bogart and Sheridan. The flicker
was made in 1889.
When Paulette Goddard re.
marked over the air: Who ever
heard Of a romantic comedian ,"
the studio audience rocked Her
first big romance. Of course, be-
ing c. c.
The Riviera don't reopen until
New Jersey gets new COVER
nor.
Arthur Brown. the Stork
Club manager. knows hen
pecked man who IL quite
lush.
His hefty wife has beaten
him up (because Of his stew
stuff and warned him never
10 drink again.
She sent him to their doc
tor when his nerves began
jitterbugging When he
came home she belligerently
asked: What did the doctor
tell you: ."
He said" was the meek
answer. "that I was 10 have a
pint OF whisky every day
and II ! didn't take it--you're
Ia make me do H."
COL. RAY STECKER, a West
" Point grad and All-America
the replaced Chris Cagle), and
his wife are now free. His mid
town pals hear that Col. SteCk-
er'S next bride will be A ia
mously known politician d.
Steve IIannagan'S new butler
IS named Omaha Nebraska
Black. Just out of the navy &.
Actress Anne Baxter has rec
ordS and affidaNts 10 prove
that by continuous stretching
and walking exercises she has
added 4 inches 10 her height
in year.
Copyright. le45. by King Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
SIDELIGHTS--

THE National Assn. Of
A Hosiery Manufacturer
figures the 1916 output OF
nyion stockings WiH be about
34S, 100000 pairs, or about
hUe pairs for every Womdn in
the United States.
One teIeUision set UiH retail
for around 500. viii be on
the market soon. Image WiH
be fve inches by seven inches.
For playing Baby Snooks on
the air Fannie Briee is being
paid SIS, 900 a Week. I think
Fannie is a great eomedienne
but can't just get interested
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20

things and new persons OF the
opposite sex 10 love.
Answer to Question No. 2
2-Prof. William T. Castle.
Harvard biologist. crossed wild
gutter rats with white albino
rats. White rats are about "as
wild aS a bag of meal and are
often given 10 babies for pets.
But the children of this cross
were all wild, and would chew
a baby 10 pieces. You can train
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Answer TO Question No. I

mo. When he does, he has
given up hfes best treasure.
The capacity to love, and to find
new love. should last as long
as life. 1t is the measure OF
ones interest and faith in life.
After one has lost a loved one,
and the first shock of grief is
over. he shows his emotional
balance and maturity by being
able TO find new interests, new
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20

ticularl, those from the sex
glands, have brought relief in
some cases. Drugs such as
ephedrine, which shrink the
lining membrane of the nose are
helpful but should not be used
too often. Sedative drugs are
helpful in highly-strung pa
tents.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
+. o.: have headaches con-
tinually. What would you sug-
gest? | am so.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20

The brightness Of her cheek
Would shame those stars
As daylight doth a lamp;
Her eyes in heaUen
Would through the AIRY region
Stream so bright
That birds Wouid sing
And think "a Wsre not night
SHAKESPEARE.
An ASKED 10 name some
~ celebrated vegetarians noted
for both brilliance of mind and
longevity.
Well, there is George Bernard
Shaw who recently celebrated
his S9th birthday.
Other fam Gus vegetarianS
were Tolstoy, Voltaire. Isaac
Newton, Goethe and Tennyson.
All Of these men lived 10 be
80 years of age or over.
William Penn was also a vege-
tartan but died when "a
This sounds like a terrific
boost for the vegetarian idea
However, / could probably
name six times as many bril-
liant meat eaters who lived to
a ripe old age.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20

IN that Boby Snooks ehdrde-
tsrizotion.
SAYS SHE
E'LEANOR FARRANT says
II Flirting Is a genuine spirit
litter. wit-sharpener and alto
gether worth while. II II gen
erOus and tolerant. and has a
heart. because man feels more
handsome and clever, and a
woman more gracious and at
tractiVe after a first class fiirta-
ton"
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Keep On
Loving
BY ALBERT EDWARD WIGGAM, D. Sc.

a wild rat to be fairly tame.
but it has much stronger traits
of wildness than the white rat.
No doubt some humans are
horn wilder and more -cussed
than others.
Answer TO Question No. 3
3-No. The aim of education
is 10 transform -sS- many per-
sons as poSsible--of both ordi-
nary and high intelligence
into leaders, capable of inde-
pendent, original thinking and
action. However. merely filling
ones head with information
does not necessarily make him
intellectual" The truly intel
lectual person not only thinks.
but acts TO make the world
better.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
ASIDES

DEOPLE who Wish to make
dog let 60 Of another
dog in a fight often throD
wGter on the animals. This
is a good idea. But the Wdter
should be thrown in the eyes
of the dog who has his oppo-
nent gripped With his teeth.
In shaking the Wdtsr out of
his eyes the dog Wili let go.
Copyright, 1o45. by King Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
GRADE CROSSINGS

4 S TO my suggestion that the
n railroads build underpaSSeS
at all grade crossings thus clImi-
mating the danger of collisions
between trains and motorists:
Am informed that according
10 the latest report there are
226, 93S grade crossings IN the
United States and 10 eliminate
them all would cost about p
billion dollars.
That's a lot of money Still
it shows what could be done
with 25 billion dollars.
Keep this in mind when you
read about our war eXpendl-
lures. Or the number of billions
Of dollars we are asked 70 give
for European relief. Or of the
billions of dollars we loaned TO
other countries and Will never
get back.
ASKING
QUERIES from Chents-Q-
VI A stogie says you haven't
another re a d er whose first
name is Mercy.
All take that bet. / have
readers named Faith, Hope and
Charity. Surely somewhere In
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
PASSING BY

HENRY KING. Has been a
III film director for about %
years. Before that he was a
glamour boy type screen hero.
If you remember Mr.. King APP
pearing with Jackie Saunders
in a serial called Neal OF the
Navy" you have an excellent
memory and deserve 10 be rated
a class a young old timer.
Janice Meister. Smart look
ing advertising expert. Some
Of the highest salaried posi-
tions in advertising are held by
women. That is because Of the
belief that women have a deeper
understanding Of women than
men do.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Answer TO Question No. 8
GETTING ALONG WITH PEOPLE

GETTING ALONG WITH PEOPLE
BY Milton Wright Noted Psychologist
DO you really KNOW YOURSELF
You must-to master the Art Of get
ting along with people
This booklet fully explains
YOUR 7 BASIC EMOTIONS
and how they affect getting along
With people II also tells the difference
between Introverts and Extroverts and
how 10 Identify each
WHICH ARE YOU7
You can learn these important things
about yourself by sending 10 cents
and self-addreSsed stamped &c. en-
velope 20 Dr. Wifrsm care of the
Detroit Times. Detroit 1l Mich This
n uon-proht service 20 readers Just
ask for
GETTING ALONG WITH PEOPLE
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
Plenty of NyIOns
for Next Near

this fair land OF ours 1 have a
reader named Mercy. Calling
all readers named Mercy!
Q As foolish as IL seems l
am worrying about prediction
as 10 my future made by a
ouia board. What do YOU
think of this state Of mind?
A-You admit yourself II Is
foolish. still I understand how
you ieel. You should avoid all
phophetic people or things.
That is don't permit anybody Ia
predict your future. Live in the
present. Try tO become a
fatalist.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-20
LIFE WITH SALT
ON THE SIDE

BY T. Y. DURLING
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19
GERMNS SAID ON DEFENSIVE OVER FRONT

PARIS, Jan. 19-(AP)-Ger- man armies are today on the de- fensive, from the Holland pan- handle to lower Luxembourg, as the British troops captured Hon. gen, three miles inside the Reich, and the U. s. Third Army took the border town of Rosport, six miles from Trier.
 Between these two armies the U. s. First Army blocked the line four miles north of St. With, the key road center, through which Marshal von Rundstedt made his big strike.
 The U. s. Seventh Army cap-
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19

tured Auenheim Leuterheim be- low Hatten in the area where the Maginot Line closes up to the Rhine.
 Won Rundstedt is trying to catch his balance between Lux embourg and Holland where American and British attacks have gained up to two miles in slushy snow.
 Any of the thrusts made by the three allied armies in the north center may burst any moment in full force, endangering Germany from the west as the Russians are now doing from the east.
 The German commander man. aged to get a few of his crippled tanks and guns out of the smash ed Ardennes bulge, but most of his equipment needs refitting.
 The German radio reported
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Notice is hereby given that Luther L. Dunbar has been ap- pointed by the Probate Court for the Cape Nome Precinct, Terri tory of Alaska, Second Division, executor of the estate of J. H. Jensen, Uulius Henry Jensen) deceased, and all persons hav- ing claims against the said es- tate are required to present them properly verified within six months from the date of this notice, to the undersigned exec utor of said estate at Nome, Alaska.
 Dated the 26th day of Decem- Der, 1914.
 LUTHER DUNBAR, Executor of the Estate of J. H. Jensen, Deceased.
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19
LRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1945.-
AIRWAYS
Pan American Airways

A plane arrived today with Miss Whitney of the Public Health Servile, and a load of mail. It left with Stanley Baskinl
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19
CHURCHES
FEDERATED CHURCH

Rev. Vernon L. Booker, Pastor Regular worship service of the Federated Church Sunday eve ming at 7:45 D. m.
 Wednesday,
 400 D. m. Junior Choir re- hearsal.
 Thursday
 FOO p. m. Christian Service Mems League.
 8:30 D. m. Choir rehearsal. Friday
 400 D. m. Junior choir hehear- sal.
 7:30 D. m. Christian Colony Fellowship.
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19

ALASKA EVANGELlZAT1O
 SOCIETY Main St. just W est of Polet's Store Rev. and Mrs. Geo. IT. Loveless.
 Missionaries Sunday: 200 p. m. Sunday School. 7:30 p. m. Gospel Service. Thursday: 3:30 p. m. Child Evangelism Class. Friday: 7:30 D. m. Adult Bible Class.
 Our Message: The Book, The Blood, The Blessed Hope.
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19
LAVINIA WALLACE YOUNG

LAVINIA WALLACE YOUNG
 MISSION
 Eskimo Church. Constance Erickson, Deaconess-
 Pastor 10:00 a. m. Church School. zoo D. m. Evening Worship. S. J. Ball of Chicago will speak. Thursday
 7:30 p. m. Choir meeting. 8.30 D. m. Choir rehearsal. All services will be under the direction of Rev. Paul Carlson. An ordinary goat gives a quart
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19

An ordinary goat gives a quart of milk daily, and lives 10 years.
The Nome nugget., 1945-01-19
St. J0seph's Roman Catholic Church Edmund A. Anable, s. J.
 Poafnr

Sunday masses: 8 and 10 a. m.
 Religion instruction Monday afternoon, primary Tuesday; ad- vanced class.