The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-02-12
BY Flirt & Squirt

To omit the jerk.
Well, here We are again to feed
you some nice clean dirt. We hope
you'll gain some knowledge and not
be hurt.
Fiction or Fact:
That Jim Gaynier Is leaving for
the Navy or not?
That Joyce Singleton is one who
knows how to refuse q kiss without
being deprived of 1t?
That wilbert Pail is going to join
the-Y.M.C.A2
That all wild flowers fade quick
ly, except the blooming idiots.
That Craig Rebold and Kenny
Coan are going steady-with each
other. well they're always seen
together)
That the Lorenz twins we're born
on the same day?
That what Jerry Garrison don't
know about driving would fill hos
pital.
Quoting the fellows OF RIBS
Quote "All we can say Is Bwoing,
Bong or just plain Vow Subject
being that slick chick, that Able
Cradle, that gal from River Rouge
Doris Baker. For those interest
ed, her locker is on the second floor
near the library.
Any further information can be
obtained from Jim Meeks he
knows.
Speaking Of Jim Meeks, he broke
record-that Is to say an RIBS.
swimming record, Friday afternoon
In the swimming meet between
Trenton and Wyandotte. Complet-
ing the 200 yard free style in 2
minutes and Is seconds (2.15). Con-
CALCULATIONS and roses.
Now we wish to take time out To
quote Harold Murphy:
tbs done beneath the mistletoe,
Tie done beneath the rose,
But the proper place to kiss you
know
Is just beneath the nose.
And he really means IT'LL
Flashl! The old story about the
wolf at the door has been revised.
He's inside and the family Is sitting
on park benches.
Jack Blake says it looks like a
great waste Of time to see Bobbie
Whitney polishing her finger nails
when her brains need it. (What
shade do you use, Bobbie)??
Calling Bill McGrath a lightning
bug was a sheer stroke Of genius !
But Bill answered back saying that
lightning bug Is brilliant. But we
have an answer for that too!
The lightning bug Is brilliant,
But 1t hasn't any mind:
1t wanders through creation
With its headlight on behind.
We're waiting for an answer
do you have one???
Another victory was gained Sat-
urday night when RIBS. basket
ball team beat Crosse Pointe. We
don't recall the score but it really
was a V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!
QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK:
Why does Dick Tucker squeeze
grapes in his eyes?
Theory: So his tears can flow
like wine.
Why did Harold Sheets ask Coach
to flood the football field?
Reason: SO he could 60 in as q
sub.
Won't somebody please tell us
that the Senior class colors are?
Come on Gate,
Let's not Wait
Blue and White
Pink and White
Polka dots or
Plaid,
Makes no difference
But you're drivin' us mad.
Stopping for a moment to hand
out some advice:
Girls whose beauty gets them hired
Often find that's why they're fired!
Watch it Josephine! (Alias 10
Ondriska, the CHEERLEADER).
Jack Carpenter says "I run things
at my house" Yes, we agree, prob
ably the lawn-mower and the wash
ing machine.
It's good sense, good business, and
good science to sit up and be merry.
After all It's gravity that keeps
things down. Isn't It Vulcher?
Alias Russell Cambell.
Proposals Wanted
for Automobiles
Sealed proposals viii be re-
ceived by the undersigned until
four "a o'clock P. NJ. Eastern War
Time, Thursday, February Is,
1945, for furnishing the City of