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Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
One Word Led To Another
.Bv ARTHUR "BUGS" BAER

CPORT fans getting their boxops together for Conn and
- Louis have overlooked another little postponed scmmage
It's probably the only fight that took place which
covered cluchby-cutch Farr good tough side OF
beef stayed Is gongs with the champion
He had a barrel body that stood of the cham
pion's padded gouges to the ribs. Before he could
get his faUorite grip Tt0o-ton Tony he Went back
England. That in 1889, UhIch is long
in a fighters career. Galento IS still Wang
for him.
Tommy fought FIVE and lost FIVE here but gained
everybodys respect admiration of the boxing fans.
think he the only heavyweight who into the ring
with his shoes shined.
7 WROTE at the that the proposed fight looked like
the perfect prescription for spraning referees wrists
He would spend the evening pulling them apart like
bouncer dimea-dance joint If Tony get by the
escalaor.
Far is of the Jumps tOthe ankle boys who will
get the and train. He may be spectacular
but he is : sincere boy writing to Santa Claus
Tony weighs 235 pounds the realm and
tpe-hooped that enabled the reinforced Weshman
stand off Louis.
vTNHE fight between Farr and Caento will be beautiful
L as dance broken tenders The boys plod
work like the marching Chinese hill Both of them
for the body like tailor making vest.
They have the elusive footwork of mule in swamp
They toe-dancers their heels Farr has already
proved like bottng paper but he cannot
fer like decalcOmana The Michigan sparring syndicate
has suspended Galeno for conduct unbecomng
gang.
Copyright by Featlr.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
About n Dame
I'm the Friars Club

designations before the punch
landed. And the forces OF re-
form were in such bad repute
that / am sure ! could not have
been elected janitor of the eiHb.
much less dean.
IN THE old clubhouse there
Il was but one entrance, which
was the one fronting on Forty
eighth street and a member
might be beleaguered there for
days by a lady waiting out IN
front. There was no way he
could escape without being
seen. In the present club quar-
ters this Is easy. All the men,
ber has TO do is 10 jump out
OF a window and land on a
roof TO eight stories below
and, hazardous as this may
sound 10 you, ! heard MEM
J Der muttering the other night
that it was preferable 10 going
downstairs and meeting hls
wife.
We had an ancient night
clerk in the old clubhouse and
one summer daWning ne be-
came so irked by the comments
of a lady outside who had run
a gentleman friend 10 earth in
the club that he took out a
police whistle and blew feebly
on il 10 summon the law. The
lady heard his impotcnt effort
awhile, then said
Here, give me that thing"
She Snatched the whistle
from his palsied hand and blow
with such fury that nine cops
came a-runnlng and they ar
rested the old gentleman on
the danes say-so for disturb
ing the peace and then she hur-
ried through the unguarded
portals, found her guy and beat
the be- iabefS otft- 6f him
Copyright. io4s, BY KlHg Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
LET'S EXPLORE
YOUR MIND
Answer to Question No. /

Answer 10 question no.
Far more. Women are far
more faithful 10 their men than
men are TO women. This may
be partly due to the so-called
double standard, partly too,
many women fear TO face the
world alone, partly to an inner
biological urge
Answer TO Question No. 2
Because they have never
grown out of their childhood
days when they were the center
of attention of their parents,
aunts, uncles, etc. 1t has never
occurred TO them that they are
not the one important person in
the universe. The test Of your
having arrived at true man.
hood and womanhood is your
ability 10 take a humorous
view OF yourself, laugh al your
own mistakes-even your real
Northumberland admit that oc-
casionally, even frequently, you
have made a fool of yourself.
Answer to Question No. 3
3-YeS. This is the main part
Of Freudian psychoanalysiS. A
young man came TO me yester-
day. who said he had a "desper-
ate desire 10 go somewhere and
be doing something l said.
Has your girl friend recently
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
Serving Drinks
In n Turban

OF his missions was 10 acquire
a good American architect.
"The outside world may still
think we are sort of savage
hill tribe" he said "but we're
really quite progressive. Fur
thermore my ruler, the Maha-
rajah. II not one Of those po-
tentates- Va no sits around Gov
cred With Jewels and claps his
hands for the dancing maidens
to prance In.
However. We are determined
not TO make one mistake that
often goes with prUgrr,s:Ithat
OF becoming ~ modern We for
get our own culture and back
ground havr- brrrr- IN rnHrry
countries which had strivcn 10
hard 10 be up-to-date in the
American sense they destroyed
every Vestige OF national char
scter.
"For instance We are not go
Ing TO permit hot dog stand
OF approved Bronx design with
a large sign stop in al Joe's"
1--WE have plans for building
modern hospitals, schools. public
buildings and railroad stations.
They will be the last thing in
modern design and equipment
ON the inside. But out side
they will adhere 10 our native
style of architecture,
The prime minister also came
here 20 collect his daughter,
who has Just graduated from
Bryn NaVr ] do not know
what they are going 10 think
back in Patiala If she suddenly
rcverts 10 Bryn NawrlShneSS
and rompS around in boomers,
swinging a hockey stick
CopyriEht iq45. by kiHg Fes'gres syncica'
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
WASHINGTON
SCENE
.Bv GEORGE DIXON

say, he was wearing a turban
while he served drinks.
Before your imagination
goes haywire, let me explain
that this prime minister was
not Clement AttIee. He does
not even resemble Attlee,
which many might consider
fortunate.
For one thing, this prime
minister has never shaved
from the day he was born.
Attlee just looks that way.
The turbanned gentleman,
who is one OF the greatest guys
! have ever known, Is II. ).
WalIk, prime minister OF Pa
ITALIA, the premier native state
Of the Punjab in India. He is a
sikh. which Is both people
and a religion, the latter OF
which outlaws barbering as a
barbarous pastime.
Mr. Malik may look as II he
should be atop a royal elephant,
holding a pigsticker but he is
very up-to-date man. In addl-
tion 10 being a statesman. he is
one OF the worlds great golfers.
So II will not hamper his
swings. he keeps his beard in
hairnpf
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
WHY Should 4. -.
Finance Next War?
BY GEE. .ROTHWELL- BROWN

100000. OF this amount S139,-
446,980.91 in principal and
interest IL past due.
Their total debt te IT, con
stitutes approNimatelN two
thirds the sum they propose 10
spend within the next FIVE years
for their navy and other war
equipment-and vet they would
have us believe they are finan-
cially unable 10 pay III, their
saviors, the comparatively mod
est sum they formerly agreed
TO pay"
MR. WOODRUFF then went
4'I on 10 discuss the debt Of
S4,0Sl .227.249 which France
then owed the United States
and which France still owes.
He thus referred TO France:
And what have they been
doing since the day they-de-
clined TO make further pay
ments on their debt TO us?
They have been spending more
and moro each year preparing
for war. A small part OF the
money they are spending each
year for this purpose would
meet their pledged payments
To us. and We would have some
-ASSurance- t-thp-Anerira
people are not going to be taxed
eventually to discharge this OBJ
legation"
Turning then 10 Russia
which is again seeking an
American loan Mr.. Wood
ruff said:
"The government Of Soviet
Russia has been recognized Of
ficially by the United states.
The people of that country owe
the people or this country $780,
6S8.4j5.S8. Payment of this
debt constitutes a sacred obli-
gation upon the existing (Rus-
siam government, regardless of
Its character"
Germany. in 1897. owed The
United States. as Mr.. Woodruff
pointed out, 81. .200,000.00O. And
Germany, heNadded, was rebuild
ing her military machine.
How escape the conclusion
that IT was with money owed to
the American people that Eu-
rope after World War / armed
for World War II?
Copyright. ists, ~ kim Ys,tur.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
BY WALTER WINCHELI

Is pounds at Doctors Hospital.
Basil Fomeen. the orchestra
conductor. and his wife have had
il annulled.
Jules BrulateHF. Hope Hamp-
tons multi-millionaire husband,
and Walter Vincent, prexy of
the Actors Fund of America.
have been tiffing for decades.
When they discovered each
others presence al a luncheon
both walked out
A midtowner, playing gin al
81 per point with d Syndicate),
lost SlS0.000.
5. Billingley was a witness TO
II in his Stork Club last sun
down: A radio agency exec.
offered news commentator
$4,000 per week for five years.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22

House. Rep. Roy Woodruff OF
Michigan, a Republican men,
Der OF the ways and means
committee. made certain state
ments about these debts, which
are being recalled today rs Eu-
rope again turns 10 the United
States for financial assistance
in fabulous amounts. He said:
1T was officially announced
recently that the British gov
ernment Is to spend for war
materials and supplies during
the next five years the enor-
nous sum Of $500, 900, 900.
His majesty's government
now owes us the sum Of S5.107.-
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
POLITICAL
pAIIADE

IF PRIME MINISTER ATT
i LEES chief errand in Wash
ington was In connection with
the proposed British loan =
rather than with the secret of
the atomic bomb-he has not
aided his cause in Congress
RealistS in Congress are say
Ing. III Europe cannot prevent
another war, Why should We
finance it,"
On the eve Of World War II,
Is European countries owed 10
the l.. :. government Sll ,433,-
S57. .4Oi.72, on a total indebted
ness Of nearly 13 billions.
In 1897. in a speech IN the
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
ALMOST CONFIDENTIAL

WRITES a fe mine sub
w scriber: II was born in
Fertile, Mimi, which l. noted
for its large families. And yet
people keep asking: What's in a
name p"
The Ziegfeld FollieS star who
quit at the peak of his career
10 Join the ST. Louis police force
is Harry Fender. Harry is now
a detective sergeant and has
developed into quite a sharp
sleuth.
Mrs. A. Renell of Chicago,
who Is "a years old. has three
children, IL grandchildren 81
great grandchildren and l3
great great-grandchildren That
looks like a tough one for Texas
or California 10 top. Maybe
even Brooklyn can't better IT.
WINE
THE average American con-
l. sumes a gallon OF wine a
year. The average Frenchman
80 gallons of wine d year. SO
states a statistician He doesn't
say how many gallons the aver
age Italian drinks. l believe an
Italian consumes lot more
wine than Frenchman. like
a little wine with my meals now
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
YES . NO .

broken off with you?" "Yes,"
he replied gloomily, but what's
that got to do with it?"
Everything" ! said. You are
frustrated, and all Illustration
makes us want TO hit back and
do something, if only TO kick
the door, or our mother-in-law.
or our fool self" If such feel
ings strike you, you may know
something is "e ating you"
Better figure out what il is.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
BRIGHTER
SIDE

I HAVE just been elected dean
Aof the Friars Club, a position
that implies greater dignity
than has ever before attached
Amy name and personality.
)dlesS 10 say. l am very
proud of the honor, especially
as my predecessors in this office
were distinguished men of the
theatrical profession and of
Broadway life generally.
What pleaseS me more about
my election than anything else
Is that ii wah without oppo-
sition The last and only other
time | was elected to office in
the club. which was years ago.
there was bitter and close con-
test was a candidate for
membership on the board OF
governors on ticket that
reDrcSented the reform forces
Of the club-m EN- bers who
wanted TO see the old lax
methods OF the incumbents dis
pensed with and new life and
higher plane Of ethics injected
into the club.
/ mean things were sort o at
loose ends around the old club
house in West Forty-eighth
street and the reform element
wanted new deal. Marty
forkins, the theatrical agent,
and / were the choice Of the re-
form element 10 bring this con-
dition about and our political
enemies went around talking
about us as If we were couple
OF burglars.
SDUNYON and FOrkins
~ I heard Rube Bernstein,
the theatrical company man
ager, saying. "Runyon and
Forkins, hey? Why, neither
one of them IL any better than
he should be-"
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
BY DAMON RUNYON

'Is that so:" I said, coming
upon him suddenly.
"Yes, that Is So" replied Rube.
Well, anyway. Marty and /
were elected in a photo finish
and our side rejoiced nightly,
and everybody sat back and
waited for us 10 start reforming
things.
But il happens that a couple
of our most earnest supporters
were passing the clubhouse in a
cab a few nights after election
with a lady star of the vaude-
vile stage in their company
when she expressed a keen de-
sire for a dram, this being in
prohibition days when drains
were a matter of more cogita-
ton than they are today.
"Mhy," said one of the gentle
men with her, I've got a
bottle in my room I'm the club.
Driver, stop here and we will
all 20 up and have a number OF
drains"
ENE CAN'T take her up to
w your ROOM" said the
other fellow. ITS against the
club rules to have women In
the rooms and you know It,"
Nonsense" said the first
speaker. I'VE have a new
regime now on the board OF
governors and everything Will
be all right"
SO the lady accompanied
them 10 the room and the num-
Der OF drains were had-an
innocent enough proceeding in
every respect, as you can see
but there was hell up Forty
eighth street the next day. or
would have been had not those
Immediately concerned been
slick enough TO hand in their
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22

MIR. WILLIAMS, the we'll
AVA known writer, is in most
unusual condition-he Is mad at
OPA.
HIS car which is registered
with the ration board In Easton,
Pa. caught on fire IN AleNan-
dria. a tt1r other night ff'fte
eHtHrp Fpar- -rTIri WIS bfrnctt= =t'tit'-
B0th back tires and the spare
UrIyhcd in the flames SO Mr..
4 lTTfffTarT7e ,t.llt-i4hened- the EastOn
board. carefully explained the
situation and requested au-
thorizaiIon TO purchase three
TIN, is the reply he received
by mail Two days later
"iou are advised YOU must
apply Ia the board where the
emergency exists. In the first
place. the damaged tires must
be inspected and the inspec-
tion certificate shown on form
OPA i-l."
Being q man who always
tres q please his government,
Mr. Williams has dutitully
filed three shoe boxes with
ashes from the burned UP tires.
one box bears thr label,
%clt rear another right
rear" and the third spare
Added Mr. Williams:
Maybe they'll return the
boxes and tell me 10 have the
ashes recapped"
7 DROPPED around 10 sec he
i prime minister the other eve
ning and found him serving
drinks in a turban That is to
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
MenOS
of a Midnighfer
MANHATTAN MURALS:
THE bobby-soXerS startinj

THE bobby-soxers starting the
Il queue at the Paramount TO
get the choice seats during
Sinatra's engagement.
They start as early as 4:30
a. m.
The Empire State edifice-re-
covered from its wounds (after
that horrible plane crash into
its throaO, wearing a look of
indestructibility again.
The we'll dressed. middle aged
man walking into the st. Moritz
foyer one middle of the night
without his hat. overcoat, shoes
and sox He said he fell asleep
(after much wine) in the park
across the way and must have
been robbed!
Copyright. is45. by Kins Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
RROADW
RHYTHM
FACES ABOUT TOWN:

Mr.. AND MRS. FRED AL
WI LEN reminiScing with other
Broadway showfolks on one
time vaudeville companions.
The Paul GallicoS With the
Paul Diapers.
Margo, the star telling youth
ful Bill Mauldin the Up
Front author) how much good
he is doing for his countrymen.
Peggy Hopkins Joyce intensely
interested in Dlosa COstells hip
Tipping at the Havana-Aiadrid.
SkeetS Gallagher being asked
for his autograph while Bebe
Daniels (the former film starr
went unrecognized by the same
kids.
Martha Raye fl 20 he hand
cuffed. A midtown hotel man.
agement disregarded her baby
and elected them from suite
because III is reserved for a
cocktail party
Doodles weaver knows a
punch-drunk pugilist who can't
afford a Sparrlng partner, so he
calls taxi drivers names.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
HORSES a. WOMEN

DR. PAUL PoPENOE, who
~ experts on women, but not
horses, says women dress To
impress other women rather
than to please men. Our
Horses and Women experts
say the doctor is off the beam.
They say women dress to suit
an occasion. For example, a
baeheloretts with q heavy
date dresses to please the man
involved. A woman going to
bridge party dresses to inn
press the other women present
and hopes to make them a
little envious. And so on.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
BEAUTIFUL OBJECTS

IT WAS Macaulay who said:
Il THE most beautiful object
in the world, il will be allowed,
is a beautiful woman" / agree
with the old boy. But what is
the second most beautiful OBJ
jcct? l can't make up my mind
whether it is a thoroughbred
race horse or a black and white
Springer spaniel.
Copyright. is45. By KinS Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
PASSING BY

GEORGE HERMAN EHR-
" HARDT. Better knoWn as
BABE" Ruth. KnoWn as
home run hitter, "the Babes
remarkable record os a pitcher
is almost forgotten. He once
struck out Ty Cobb. Sam
Crawford and Bobby Veaeh
in succession. That Dos When
this trio OF heavy hitters Was
known as "murderers roW."
Alfred Drake. Singing actor.
Born in NJ an haitian and
brought up in Brooklyn. Be-
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
MEMos OF A MIDNIGHTER:

THE Mort Greens Che wrote
Il the song Stars in Your
Eyes, Will join the Renobility.
y. Lewis. the flint producer,
and Signc HaSSO of The House
on Ninety-Second 81" are doing
ACtrickS.
Vincent YoumanS has gained
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22

came famous portyayinR a
eoUboy in that hardy Psrsn-
NAL Of stage hin, "OhIa-
homa" His real name 10 Al
John Tait. ErstWhis San
Francisco night club maestro.
Top Of Tah's-dt-ths- Beach and
Tait's Downtown. Lou HoitI.
Fonehon and Marco and PauI
WhitemGn Worksd for him
early in their careers.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22

off haze I roVsd by bonnie doom
To see the woodbins tWine.
And every bird sang Of its loVs
And so did ! Of mine,
With -Hehfsone heart I pulled a
rose
From of its thorny tree
And my false ioVe stole the rose
And left the thorn with me.
BURNS.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
MIDTOWN NIGNETTE:

THE Mayor the other day
4 sat in Magistrates Court
where he fined many motor
lists for this and that.
He ,Iet off many more
howeUer, With merely a rePri.
nldnd.
IL reminded US of this spi-
sods
An out-of-toWner Wds mo
toring up BroGdWoy and
slipped past a changing traffic
light. When he stopped at
the next corner a cop said:
Red lights mean nothing TO
you, sh? Let's see your H.
censs."
The out-of-towner handed
IL over, and the Rendarme
made notes in his little book
after whieh he handed the
u1otorist a folded bit Of paper
and his license. Gel along
now." he ordered.
AZ the next red light the
stranger read the slip Of
paper. IL said; Don't pass
no more red lights"
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
Bv E. Y. DtRtfNG

and then but am no connisseur.
| like Chabhs and Chianti.
ASKING
QUERIES from clients:
VI Q-There are theaters in
New York City named after
producers, actors and actresses.
Why none after playwright?
Allow about the Broad
hurst Theater ma med after
George BrOadhurst Remember
Georges hit, Bought and Paid
For
q Who would you name as
the greatest woman tel n r ! s
player Of all time?
A-SuLanne Lenglen.
Q-Who IS the patron SAINT
OF housekeeperS? ?
A-St. Martha.
Q-What were the racing
colors of Father Bill DAILY?
l have a small wager on this.
A-All red, green cap. And
you can bet all the stOgies in
Wheeling on that
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22

Copyright. is45, John F Ollie Co.
Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22
PER : o n ALT Y
Laugh at Your
Mistakes

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the priceless gift
Because OF the great interest reAU-
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Pm D Send 10 cents 10 apply on
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Detroit evening times., 1945-11-22

and then but am no conniSseul
| like ChabhS and Chlantl.
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board is the deduction Of medi-
cal expense so states L. c.
Burns, Supervisor of the State
Income Tax Department. Med
ical expense deduction is a new
feature in the federal law which
is not contained in the state
law. Medical expenses or medic
al insurance premiums should
not be deducted in state re-
turns.
The board points out that
there has been no change in the
state law in calculating profits
on the sale of livestock. The
new change in the federal law
which treats livestock as a cap
itol asset subject to deprecia.
ton and the long and short
term holding period is not APP
plicable to state returns. Pro-
fits on livestock are one hun
dred percent taxable and losses
are one hundred percent de-
ductible.
The board finds many re-
turns prepared on the basis of
bank deposits and withdrawals.
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Rhinehurt
Continued from page -

Funeral arrangements for the
deceased have been tentatively
set for 2 o'clock Saturday after
noon. Services will be held from
the Congregational church with
the Rev. Gordon Winsor Of
ficiating.
Rhinehart had been a barber
here for about 80 years, and
previously had operated shops
at Sheridan, Wyo., and at st.
Xavier.
He is survived by his widow,
Gladys; a son, Cpl. Robert
Rhinehart, in the army, sta
toned at TuScon, Ariz.; and
five daughters, Mrs. A. May
nard Saries, Miss Mary Roberts
Rhinehart, Miss Betty Rhine
hart and Miss Beverly Rhine
hart, all of Hardin, and Mrs.
Robert Beason of Ohio; and a
brother in Iowa.
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by MeFeaHsn

penalties are to be avoided.
Taxpayers who have not filed
their returns are urged to COM
plete them and mail them to
the Helena office at once to-
gether with remittance cover
ing the tax due.
The most frequent error in
returns thus far filed with the
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STATE 8 -
TAX DUE SOON

The income tax filing period
is rapidly drawing to a close.
Taxpayers must file their re-
turns with the State Board of
Equalization by April Is, if
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BY experience it has been dis
covered in some cases that all
the income has not been de-
posted. The net income in these
cases is distorted. Taxpayers
are urged to follow the income
tax form as closely as possible.
Once a pattern is established
1t can he followed year after
year.
The tax rates, personal ex-
emptiOnS and credit for de-
pendents are the same as for
mer years. The tax is one per-
cent on the first $4,000, two per-
cent on the next $4,000, three
percent on the next $4,000 and
four percent on all that re-
mains.
The credit for husband and
wife Is 5000, for a single person
$1,000 and $500 for each child
under ID years of age.
Under British law all war
~I@-L- --~I~.-- 49, nEn
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FIVE room house, two lots and
garage. Inquire Tribune-Her-
aid. 13-4'
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Under British law all war
plants employing more than $50
women must set up canteens to-
serve hot meals to employees.
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REGISTERED Blue Tag Bridger
oats. Andrew Pitsch, Garry
owen. 14-2*
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Found

LADIES ring. Owner identify
and pay for ad. 1873
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SEED corn. Faulkner and Min
nesota. IS (Small) Leave or
ders at Farmers Union 12-6'