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The Valley settler., 1945-08-10

Miss Susan Baker has returned from Ugashik where she worked in the hi ming room at Cannery. Miss Mary Stevens has also re- burned from Bristol Bay where she
 Eorke d .during the Fishing Season. Miss Mary Lauber will teach in the First Grade in Fhe Anch orege school this next year. Mir. and Mrs. David Eldridge have
 moved on to the former Harold Boice "a rm near "asil1a. Mrs. Kay Hamby was in Anchorage
 pn Monday of this week. Russell Quimby was visitor in Pa Inner this week on Thursday. The Quimby family have been living in Kelso, Washington. Glen McNeese and Pete Sandvik left for Fairbanks on Wednes dave |of this week. Glen II make plans Ito enter College there this falle Pfc. Bernard Niemann is Tn the Panama Canal Zone according to word Irece ived here by his wife, Dana. Pfc. David Greham Bell has been Ire leased from the Spokane Hospital land has been on a fur1ough. He has
 been visiting frisnds and relatives In Mime 8 ota and Nebraska.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
Svra Harold HeidY.

Syre, Harold Heidy.
 Leaving today for Seattle were the following passengers: Leslie Ner- land, William Lessard, Ed Shepherd, Walter Johns, Miss Gloria Johns, Mrs. Millicent Olson.
 Juneau to Whitehorse-Miss Es- telle Wolf, Richard Simms, It. Harry Meyers.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
5AY5HITLER
 CALLED OFF
 BIG ATTACK
Fuehrer Postponed Invds- ion of England Against
 His Leaders Advice
By HAL BOYLE ZAP War Cc!srespondentJ

GOETTINGEN, Germany, April 1O--A small, mouse-like Geman General, who built sites for a barge-borne invasion of England, said Hitler himself postponed the venture against the advice of his military leaders.
 Sitting almost unnoticed in the banner hung City Hall among clamoring civilians, the Ordnance Major General said he had been relieved of his command month ago because Nazi gauleiters no longer trusted him.
 Explaining his role in the abort i've invasion of England, he said: won Rundstedt wanted to attack England immediately after France fell in 1940, but was overruled by Hider. Instead, we were ordered to wind up our campaign in Yugo- slavia and prepare to attack Russia. !"
 He declared that in 1942, Von
 
 Rundstedt thought the golden op- portunity had been missed and that England was too strong to be invaded, but, he said, Von Bra chitsch wanted to establish a hold ing line in Russia and prepare to strike against England.
 The General was given the job of invasion sites in Holland, and, he said, thousands of barges were concentrated but the invasion was finally abandoned because of ."RAF bombing attacks on our barge concentrations and because of the invasion of North Africa by the Allies"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
ELLA'55TELLAR,
 ACTING NATURAL
 WITH A PILLAR
By ROSALIND SKATER AP NeUSfeature Writer

HOLLYWOOD Ella Raines is not the usual Hollywood actress She's an outdoor type, and strenu- ous, though she looks fragile.
 She takes boxing lessons with Frankie Vann, studio athletic train CT for male stars. Just so I won t get stuck like Lana Turner in the middle of a Hollywood night club brawl," she says. Not that you'd be likely to find her in a nightclub, unless it was with her husband Capt. Kenneth Trout, who likes to show her off a bit when he's on leave. In New York, where most girls go to see and be seen, you'll find Ella rowing in Central Park.
 She Plays Ii Straight
 Promoted as natural type of beauty by Howard Hawks and Char les Boyer, Ella has uncurled hair, '--er features, 1.-the figure with real suntan on her clear, smooth skin
 a dynamic personality, prefers fliers (her husband is a
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10

reached Saltzgitter, 115 miles from Berlin and IT miles from the big aircraft center of Brunswick. Saltz- glitter is the site of the sprawling Hermann Goering Iron Works. Enemy reports said also that Han- hover was encircled.
 Race Toward Hamburg
 British forces crossed the Aller River, captured Verden, and started
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
Progress Reported, Wage Agreement,
 Joif Goal Industry

WASHINGTON, April 10-John L. Lewis and the soft coal opera tors reported further progress" to- ward agreement on contract but said one controversial question is still unsettled.
 Meanwhile the Government stood by ready to seize the mines if oper- ators and miners fail to produce a new contract, and to halt a wave ot work stoppages, in which at least 2oc0O miners are reported idle in Pennsylvania and Kentucky
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10

their race toward Hamburg, 50 miles distant. North of Hanover British tanks and infantry cut a 2o-mile gash in the paper-thin German defenses as they headed for Hamburg.
 The Canadian First Army march ed to within IS miles of the North Sea, and within 25 miles of the Dollart Bay U-boat base of Emden, in thrust to seal off landward routes into The Netherlands.
 The First and Ninth Armies, in their attack from the northeast and south, have shrunk the Ruhr pocket to less than 2,000 square miles. The flattened city of Gelsen- kirchen, with a population of 13l,- GOO, fell without a shot.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10

flier, holds a Presidential Citation, the Distinguished Flying Cross, and the Air Medal)
 She isn't the sort of girl who likes her husband to remember anniver- saries and bring her presents. I'd rather he'd bring me some little thing spontaneously says Ella.
 Ella says her vocabulary needs re- straint when something annoys her. It dates back to when she was with her father, a dynamite engineer working with his crews and explod- ing into explosives in the typical Irish way when the men didn't move fast enough.
 Vivacious Lady
 Elias idea of lovemaking isn't holding a red, red rose in her teeth and running her fingers through a mant hair. She likes to wrastle em. Once Capt. Trout thought he's fool her by ducking into room and locking the door, His little bride broke it down.
 Not that she hasn't her senti- mental moments she does. She likes to write verses, but she even gets strenuous with them; she finds herself getting so sarcastic that she stops. She enjoys solitude and can be perfectly happy that way. The University of Washington, not too far from her native Snoqualmie Falls, is her alma mater. She got drama training there.
 T like to act because I can hide my real self behind the roles l play says Ella.s T loved doing that impersonation of a hot tive cat in Phantom Lady because it was some thing different. Working with
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
CRITICISM BANNED BY
 CHURCHILL
London Papers Predief Fall of Cabinet With End
 Of Europe War

LONDON, April 10.-Prime Min ister Winston Churchill, in the midst of threat to his wartime coalition Cabinet, today said that Cabinet Ministers could advocate conserva- tism or socialism on their own, but that he will not tolerate criticism by item which reflects on actual pol icies pursued by his government
 Virtually all London papers pre- dicted the wartime coalition will come to an early end with the finish Of the war in Europe approaching.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
Electricity Lighfs
 Eskimo DWeIIinq

GOOSE BAY, Labrador = Fly CTS returning from Baffin Island, cne of the most isolated of the net work of stations operated by the North Atlantic Division of the Army Air Forces Air Transport Command have seen what is probably the worlds first electrically lighted ig- toc.
 An ingenious Eskimo built his igloo next to the station, and persuaded the base personnel to let him run an extension cord to his ice-block dwelling.
 Donald A. Date, Seattle, is in Juneau, a guest at the Baranof.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
CADlz PORT RAvAGEDBY
 MIGHT FIRE

CADIz, Spain, April 10.-The greater part of the port section of Cadiz has been destroyed and an un- known number of persons have been burned to death,
 A heavy wind flannel the fire which started in warehouse just before midnight.
 Thousands of tons of flour, cork, coffee and other goods have been Cestrcyed.
 Rescue workers said large num- ber Of persons working in the many warehouses were trapped by the flames and perished.
 The fire was brought under con- trol shortly after daybreak.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10


 
  ha been used nhandke shoude on
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10

John Wayne in Tall in the Saddle' vas sheer joy; I love horses and John Wayne was a real pleasure to work with. He didn't think my suggestions about scenes were dumb
 One Look Was Enough
 Ella Raines' rise to stardom, though not as widely publicized as some, has been sensational. Boyer and Hawks took one look at the phctcs of her brought from New York by an agent and signed her.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
WEATHER REPORT


 WEATHER REPORT ~. s. Weather Bureau) Temperatures for 24-Hour Period Ending at 7:30 O'Clock
 This Morning: Tn Juneau-Maxirnum, 38, minimum, 32. Precipitation, .97 of an inch.
 At Airport-Maximum 37; minimum, 32. Precipitation, 82 of an inch. M . . ToMoRRow's FORECAST
 . Q .
 Decreasing cloudiness to- night; clear Wednesday and Wednesday night. Tempera- lures: Lowest tonight, 29';; highest Wednesday. 43'.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
STRONGHOLD OF HANNOvER IS EN FRED
Ninih Army Tanks, Infantry Make Crash Into Burn
 ing Ciiy Today

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The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
ALL GIRLS KNITTED 10
 US0 DANCE

A cordial invitation is extended to al young. ladies of Juneau and Douglas to attend the dance at the USO Club this Thursday night, starting at 9:30 o'clock. The music will be furnished by the Service men's Band.
 According tc Zach Gordon, Club Director, it is hoped that number Of new girls will soon become inter- ested in assuming memberships in tie USO Girls Service Organization.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
FALLEN CITY E
 HANDED OVER 10 GENERAL
By ROBERT EUNSON
 ZAP War CC~TeSUOndent)


 HANOVER, Germany, April 10 -American Doughboys, riding Ger man tracks, who captured this seven-centuries-old city, gave the city to their General in honor of the liberation of his soldier-son, who was freed from a Nazi prison camp this morning
 Meanwhile, the U. s. Ninth Army drove two spearheads out across the last seretches of the Han- noverian plain north and south of Brunswick.
 HARVESTER IN JUNEAU Fred C. Bannister, of Enumclaw, Wash, is a guest of the Baranof during his stay in Juneau.
 Hugh R. Tennant, of Seattle, has arrived in Juneau and is stopping at the Baranof.
 The land under ir rgation through out the world is estimated at about C0,000,000 acres.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1945-04-10
pAA BRINGS FARES
 FROM WHITEn0R5E

4 Pan American AirWays plane brought the following passengers to Juneau from Whitehorse Monday afternoon: Miss Mildred Murphy, Mrs. I.ouise Rhodes.
 Seattle to Juneau-Hans Floe, M.nard Mil, Jr., Olaf Syre, Olive
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Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
The True Lent
BY w. M. PunshOn

There's winter on the hills today,
The sand whit soughs Ger church
yard knobs,
And weary nature seems to say,
''Tis Lenten-thde for sinful souls. .
The barb in our heart today;
Sore crushed with sense of all anc
sin,
We feebly strive and family pray
'Gainst danger near, for grace
within.
We mourn our pride and passion s
stain,
The earthly In sNr hearts en-
shined;
The rebel flesh, toe oft in vain
Commanded by the nobler mind ;
And all of human curse or care
Which turks LIES dangerous paths
among,
TO quench the altar-flame of prayer,
Or hush the heavenward stain OF
song.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
Washington's Birthday
First Celebrated Feb. II

Washington's birthday was first
celebrated by the French. Count de
Rochambeau had been in America
barely six months, and was sta
toned with his force at Newport.
R. I. He had, however, met Wash
ington, and warm friendship had
sprung up between them. At that
time the old calendar system was
still generally adhered to, and Wash
ington's birthday, therefore, was
February IL: but about 1890 the
22nd of the month was universally
observed.
Count de Rochambeau's letter to
General Washington, acQuainting
him of the celebration at Newport,
was dated February IL. 1881, and
said, in part: Yesterday Sunday
was the anniversary of your Excel
lency's birthday. We have put of
celebrating that holiday till today,
by reason of the Lords day, and we
will celebrate it with the sole regret
that your Excellency be not wit
ness of the effusion and gladness OF
our hearts"
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
Rotary Club
Backs Proposed
Neu, Airline

The Nogales Rotary Club at it's
meeting Friday voted to send tele-
gram to the Arizona Corporation
Commission urging granting of a
permit to William Beatus for opera
ton Of an airline from Nogales to
Phoenix.
At Fridays meeting D. G. Scott
and his Troop 81 of the Boy Scouts,
the Rotary-sponsored group, were
guests and put on good program
under the direction of Senior Patrol
Leader Lawrence Cooper.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
Lent Start of Prayer and
Fast of Forty Week Days

|, Fast of Forty Week Days
r. EMIT is a fast of 40 days. not
IL including Sundays, beginning
with Ash Wednesday, and ending
with the Saturday preceding Easter
The Catholics, Anglican, and other
churches make it q season Of special
self-denial.
AS IN previous war years. the Lent
period will not be strictly observed
as a season of fast. Starting or
February IA, sometimes called the
quadrigesimal fast. it will be OBJ
served throughout the world as pc
Rod of denial and prayer.
Because OF the Notifying OF ne
flesh, special penance and prayer,
Lent is prominently the season
of spiritual revival in the church.
It is supposed to have had it's origin
in a desire to commemorate our
Lords 40 days of fasting in the will
derness. and His temptation by Sa.
tan. At first it lasted only 90 hours,
the length of time our Lord lay in
the grave, and was purely volun-
tary.
In time Lent developed into a reg
ularly prescribed fast, and was OBJ
served by Christians generally. It's
duration was extended to SO days in
the fifth or sixth century. Either
Gregory the Great, in the sixth CEN
fury, or Gregory II. in the eighth
century, added the four days to
make out the forty. Moses, Elias
and our Lord each tasted 40 days,
and many contend that this accounts
FOR the 40 days of Lent.
It is Of interest to note that ma
tons and individuals in all ages Of
the world have observed days and
seasons Of fasting and prayer. Fast
was observed by the Ninevites,
when Jonah threatened them with
Jehovah's judgment on their sins.
The Jews from the beginning Of
their existence as distinct nation
observed days Of fasting.
While our Lord and the Apostles
lid not command fasting, their lam
guage anticipates such an exercise
If the soul on fitting days.
The Mohammedans annually kept
heir ninth month, Romadan, as a
last, abstaining from food and drink
rom the rising to the setting Of
he sun.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
Income Tax Men
To Be Here
February 1922

Earl Gennrich, w. j. Weaver and
H H. Ballinger, U. S. Deputy Col
lectors of Internal Revenue, will be
in Nogales on February 10th to 22nd,
inclusive, for the purpose of assist
ing federal income taxpayers in pre-
pairing and filing their 1914 federal
income tax returns, as well as, the
1915 declaration Of estimated tax.
These returns must be filed not
later than March Is, 1915. Severe
penalties are provided by law for
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16

instance, the first $500 of active
service pay received each year by a
member of the armed forces is ex-
empt from tax. Consequently, most
members of the armed forces are not
required to file returns.
Joint Return-A husband and wife
may make joint return even
though one has no income. In a
joint return the aggregate income,
deductions, and credits are treated
as though husband and wife were
one person. Exemptions are allowed
for both. A joint return must be
signed by both husband and wife.
Income under S5OO-If you had
income of less than $500, any part
OF which was from wages subject to
withholding, you should file return
in order to get a refund of tax
withheld. If you are married and
either husband or wife had income
of less than $500, you should file a
joint return in order to get the full
benefit Of exemptions.
Declaration Of Estimated Income
Tax For 1915
A declaration must be made on or
before March Is, 1915, by every
citizen or resident of the United
States who expects to receive in
1876
(a) Wages subject to withholding
in excess of $1,000 plus $500 for each
surtax exemption except his own
for example, $500 in case of a
married couple with no dependents
or a single person with one depen-
dent; or
CD Income from all other sources
In excess Of 500, provided his total
income is expected to amount to
$500 or more.
Thus, if your 1915 income from
wages subject to withholding is ex-
pected to exceed the amounts speci-
fled in paragraph Ca, you are re-
CURED to file declaration. If VOL
expect to receive in 1915 any wages
not subject to withholding-for ex-
ample, pay for agricultural labor or
domestic Service-or any income
from dividends, interest, rents or
gains from property transactions or
from business or profession. YOU
must file declaration if your 1e45
income is expected to exceed the
amounts specified in paragraph CD.
In deciding whether you must file
a declaration, you should exclude
from your income any items which
are wholly exempt from tax, such
as mustering-out pay, the first
ST. 500 of military pay, Government
contributions to monthly family
allowances, and social security bene-
fits.
These rules apply also to aliens
who are residents of Canada or
Mexico and whose wages are sub
ject to Withholding in this country.
Other nonresident aliens are not
required to file declarations.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16

failure to file required return, for
filing late, and for filing a false or
fraudulent return.
While in Nogales, Deputies Earl
Gennrich, w. j. Weaver, and H. H
Ballinger will be stationed at the
City Hall.
Who Must File
A return must be filed by every
person or resident of the United
States Gncluding a minor) who had
$500 or more gross income in 1914.
In deciding whether you must file
a return, you should exclude from
your income any items which are
wholly exempt from tax. The prin-
cipal wholly exempt items are listed
on form under the heading eek
illusions From Gross Income" For
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Sunday Bible School, for all ages,
9:45 am.
Morning Worship Service, II am.
Young Peoples Meeting, I pm.
Special program for ell ages.
Evening Worship Service, pm.
Mid-week Service, Wednesday g
pm.
HENRY M. SCHULTZ, Pastor
Phone 532-W.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
MEXICAN BAPTIST MISSION

MEXICAN BAPTIST MISSION
Mrs. C. V. Overman, Director
Sunday School, 1890 am.
Bible Exposition, Sunday pm.
Women's Meeting, Monday 7 pm.
Young Peoples Meeting Wednes-
day pm.
Prayer Meeting, Thursday pm.
Free kindergarten from $50 to
1870 am. every day except Satur-
day.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
IA Stages Daily
Here To ucs0n

The Citizen Auto Stage Line now
has IA schedules daily to and from
Tucson, R. T. Frazier, local agent,
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16

SACRED HEART CHURCH
Masses, Sundays, at Z, $3.50 and
II.
Rosary 7:30 pm.
Week day masses at and 8.
L. DUVAL
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
THE UNITED CHURCHES
FETLOWSHIP

Church school, 9:45. Mrs. Harry
A. Wilson, superintendent Primary
Department, same hour. Mrs. K. P.
Rocker, superintendent.
Morning worship, HOO o'clock.
Theme, Spiritual Eugenics-Or,
Building Nobler Men,
There will be special music by
the choir. The service will be par
ticularly helpful for young people.
Young Peoples Fellowship meets
at 7:3O pm. Miss Vida Price and
Mr.. Russell A. Smith, sponsors.
A cordial invitation extended to
all. Strangers made welcome.
O. A. SMITH, DID, Minister.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
announced Friday.

This indicates business has grown
tremendously, for one and one half
years ago there were only two a day
one in the morning and one in
the afternoon.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16
Top Heifers
Purchased
By w. r. Thurber

FORT WORTH, Tex, Feb. IS
(SpeciaD-The three top selling
heifers in the Silvercrest Hereford
Farm sale, here Monday, were pur-
chased for the Sopori Ranch, ANA
do, Ariz., by w. r. Thurber, man
ager of the ranch, for an average
price for the three of S., 500.
The outstanding heifer of the
group was Miss Vagabond Silver
22nd, champion female of the 1914
Southwestern Exposition and second
prize senior yearling heifer at the
Shreveport Hereford show.
Thurber, who is not only manager
of the Sopori Ranch, but also vice
president of the Andrade Ranch,
owned by the same company, is
rounding out an excellent registered
herd on the Sopori. The company
is stocking the Andrade Ranch,
which it acquired recently with
high-grade commercial cattle.
Nogales international. [volume] (Nogales, Ariz.) 1926-1979, 1945-02-16

GAS am.
Morning Prayer and Sermon at
HOO am. 1.-The Temptation of
Jesus"
Weekday Lenten Service every
Wednesday, 8 pm.
Lent should be a season of spirit
ual growth, Ito hope and strive is
the way to thrive
J. ATKINSON, Vicar.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1945-08-17
Even Then the Farmers
Wife Was NameIess

Having accumulated a tidy little
nest-egg, the old farmer went to a
lawyer and said he would like to
make a will.
''I'n leave all my money, house
and stock to my good wife," he
said, $50 just you write it out plain
for me-"
Certainly" said the lawyer.
s'What is your wife's manner"
After thinking for some minutes
the farmer had to admit he
couldn't remember it.
S'Well, go to the door and shout
upstairs as if you were calling hel
down." suggested the lawyer.
Hobbling to the door, the farm
er opened it and roared up the
stairs:
''Missus! Missusl Missus!"