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Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21
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with a maximum of machines
and explosives.
Mote -- With the United
States. sending, a maximum
number of men to smash Japan.
how can Canada, which also
has a large Pacific coast line,
Justify sending a minimum
number of men? Perhaps soIHo
expert on the Canadian situ-
alton could enlighten me-
uOLLYWOODIANS keep say
Ii ing Myrna 10y may marry
Gene Markey soon. Looks as IL
I may win that box of cigars
from that Baltimorean who bet
me Myrna wouldn't be married
within two years.
Many men of business who
are doing we'll right now are
beginning TO think they are
very smart fellows. Maybe they
are, But you can't judge a mans
business ability until you know
how he handles things during a
depression or any period when
things are hard TO sell. As the
old Brooklyn proverb has IL:
III takes a strong man to swim
against the current; any dead
FISH will float with il"
Copyright. l945. BY King Features
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BY George Dixon

would look in a bright yellow
turban?
The prime minister is also one
OF the worlds great golfers. He
has played in the British and
American open championships
and numerous other big con-
tests.
One time he was playing in
a tournament down South, in
which Bobby Jones also was en-
tered. A local sports writer
spotted the striking visitor and
let his imagination run riot.
He wrote that the prime min
ister owned hundreds OF ele-
plants and was reported 10 have
a hundred wives--a scere or so
Of whom were with him.
His Excellency. who is strictly
homogeneous. was not In the
least perturbed.
II sought out the writer" he
said. "snd told him was highly
Hattered. I told him. however.
that i did not have a hundred
wives.
II said had neither the
means-nor the constitution -
THERE was very interest!
ing piece in one Of the local
newspapers the other day 10 the
effect that President Truman
had kicked Harry Hopkins and
Judge Sam Rosenman out of a
cabinet meeting.
The story described graphic
ally how Hopkins and Rosen-
man had entered the cabinet
meeting "as usual" and how the
President had informed them
very sternly that cabinet meet
ings are attended only by the
President and his cabinet. The
impression was left that Hop
kins and Rosenman became
greatly abashed and practically
skunk out.
AS l say. IL was an interesting
piece. In fact il contained only
one minor flaw. There wasn't a
word of truth in IL.
No non-cabinet member has
ever tried 10 crash a Truman
cabinet meeting. And here's
something
The President made a careful
check and, learned that neither
Hopkins, Rosenman. nor any
one else not of the cabinet. had
ever attended one of FDR's
cabinet sessions either-except
Hopkins when he was secretary
Of commercel
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Reproduction In whole or In part
strictly prohibited.
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I THINK Hitler may be hiding
Il in the United States.

/ THINK Hitler may be hiding
Il in the United States.
II is just an idea. OF course.
Marshal G.. X. Zhukov, the
Russian conqueror of Berlin.
thinks der fuehref may have
damned 10 Spain in a plane
(hah. a rhymeD and is being
harbored by Franco. hut that
is just an idea. too.
You ask where in the United
States?
There YOU have got me.
But in line with the logic Of
the keener criminal mind which
reasons that safety for the
fugitive lies in the crowd and
whele YOU are least expected
to be, it might be on Man
haitian Island in New York
City.
Brooklyn is a good place, too.
Only dumb lammasters take
10 the open spaces or the hills
where the population is scarce.
There you leave trails and
movement is quickly noted be-
cause II is unusual. Besides
the means OF subsistence are
difficult to obtain,
You can live a long life and
die in New York City without
your next door neighbor giving
YOU a second glance OF bother
. ing TO inquire your identity or
pursuits.
l imagine Hitler, without his
Charley Chaplin mustache and
with his bangs trimmed. would
be a most commonplace looking
fellow who could stand next TO
YOU at the bar of a cider stube
in Yorkville drinking apple
juice and not attract your
attention.
LIE IS supposed 10 have
IL married his sweetheart. Eva
Braun, two days before Berlin
fell She is no doubt with him
IN life or IN death and il the
former, she and her Adolf could
wan d er hand-in-hand along
Broadway, and may be doing
so at this very moment; though
a better technique for them TO
escape notice would be for him
TO walk a little ahead of her,
jawing back over his shoulder
at the lady.
They could be living at one
Of our Swanky Fifth avenue
hotels in great luxury speaking
only German and they would
be dismissed as merely couple
of the rich refugees who have
crowded our high-toned taverns
the past few years. an offense
ii may say by their ostentation
and display TO a large number
Of good Americans.
Papers?
Who asks the stranger in
our midst for papers except
under the most unusual circum-
stances Did you, dear reader,
ever even, hear OF any one
being asked for his or her
papers in this country! /
thought not. Neither have 1
uOW did Hitler and his Eva
IL get here?
The same way the Man spies
used 10 get here, I suppose. BY
submarine that landed them
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WELL ~ last I've get some
w plBcc 10 20 when news gets
dull in Washington. have Just
RECEIVED "A letter from the Hon.
III : Malik. prime minister Of
Patlala. India who says
LET H. know when you feel
like visiting Patiala. I can
promise you good material"
do not know what the prime
minister considers good ma
terial but he told me onee that
he Is constantly faced with
problems Just aS Scrcwy as any
he ever saw around Wash
ineton
His EXcellency is a Sikh and
has never touched scissors TO his
head or beard. His beard is so
luXuriant ne keeps it contained
IN a hairnct. thereby intriguing
all damsels getting their first
glimpse.
He has dozens Of turbans Of
vivid d hueS but otherwise nc
dresses like Jimmy Walker In
cidentally, l wonder how Jimmy
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21

Hon. siCeet II is
To haze one lovely treasure,
Which can be q star in sOiroW.
A foCer IA Joy.
A thought TO ,ohich oil other
thoughts refer;
AKope from tUhencs oil other
-hopes urrsr.
Lore, hoiU street. II is
To hare the heart made para
disc
By thee--ltc lighted bg ha rain
bOtO smile!
-LandOn.
OUR pup stepped on a bee the
" other day. The bee promptly
stung him. Now the dog barks
fiercel whenever he hears bee
buZzing around. Not that i
blame him.
Greta Garbo has purchased a
three-story apartment house in
Manhattan. How would you
like TO have Greta for a land
lady?
The songs. "A White Gar
denia" and Cocktails for Two"
were b0tr SURG by Carl Brisson
in the film. "All the Kings
Horses Carl seems 10 be well
liked by the fans. Wonder why
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AT YOUR SERVICE ,,.s".' ss,s"-',~s: !. v.a:,.n.

anything Is being done TO pay
those of us who are entitled to
receive its y. NJ. 4.
A-Regula tions covering mus
tering-out payments state def
nitely that those who are dis
charged at their own initiative
to accept employment in war
industry, unless they shall have
served outside the continental
limits of the United States or in
Alaska are not included among
those eligible for the benefits.
Q-My husband IL service
man who had wife and two
children by ~previOus marriage.
lie thought his wife had divorced
him. but after our marriage
found that she had dropped the
divorce proceedings. He then
filed suit and won a divorce
from his wife without alimony
for her, but support has to be
given to the two children. Since
we have child by our mar
riage, Is our marriage certificate
now good since the divorce is
final, and how much allowance
will / and my child get?
M. B. VI.
A-Now that the divorce or
your husbands first marriage is
final. you and nc will have to be
remarked TO make the marriage
legal. When you have the status
of lawful wife" you will be en-
titled to a family allowance OF
$50 for yourself. plus S23.33 for
your child. The children by
your husbands former mar
riage are entitled to a family
allowance of S46.67 per month.
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as performer. The greatest
tragedy for Germany Il world
peace. Every error enemy dip
lomats are guilty of II VIC
tory for Germany"
Those words were written
by Hitler for the Voelkischer
Beobachter on Jan. 20. 1880.
IOdN SON BROWNS
- memo for a scrapbook: I'm
many ways youth has more TO
teach its parents than 10 learn
from them The real savages
are the old. not the young.
Much of what the young learn
from their elders they acquire
at their peril. The worlds
tragedy is that il must be grown
up; in other words, that II must
be run by men who. though they
know much, have forgotte
what they were in their youth"
THE Army's Third Division
Il rates every Americans sa-
lutte. 1t suffered more casualties
than any other division. The
fighting Thirds losses are more
than double its original
strength.
Because the United Nations
charter will be signed in alpha
betical order Argentina will ink
IL first. And we will wager
Argentina will be the first TO
violate its principles.
4 DID Nonsensorship a weekly
~ reveals that navy censor
mixed a war correspondents re-
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21
One Word Led Ia Another
By Linda and
Jerry Walter
By Arthur Bugs" Baer =

just got my first travel prospectus from the Round
World Scramble Bureau
Touring is the art of looking for your baggage in IL
languages But I'm glad the expensive invasion and high
class posponements about to begin all over
When travelling your ensemble should express your
personality and localize your destination travel with
six trunks; in lose fve still have talking point
for an argument.
like the way customs inspectors burrow into your
old laundry and embazon your wash the line. always
buy coat with two pairs of pants. One pair to
and the other pair for customs inspectors to
The plans of mice and steamboat lines subject
to evaporation in transit anxious to celebrate my
second honeymoon the beach at Waikiki with my
enth wife I'm her ninth husband and really get
along fine because remind each other of so many
people
Ny travel trousseau starts spontaneous combustion
in mothproof chests, makes ehameeons fee to the hills
and causes the sights to point out
was once hooked by rope TO Swiss guide on the
Matterhorn when discovered wearing a yachting
cap and badminton muffler in an avalanche. | was so
agtated that failed to post reward for myself and
found.
copyrsht 1915. Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21

4 Ny Infection tn the nose and
"A throat Is p threat 10 the
custAChian tubes That Is. the
E+4-S--al++--l4 = Ia. = - = 4 e. --+--
infection may get into the Gus
tachian tubes. These tubes run
from tho throat 90 the middle
part Of the ear and froqu sntly
Inc infection in the nose Or
throa, gets 10 The ear through
these tubes
According so Dr II w.
Schwartz OF Canada 20 keep
the custaChian tubes acting nor
mally is important IN The treat
men of R9ddlc ear infections.
To do this. he suggests that the
patient be kept Al rest IN bed.
and that the throat be washed
with hot salt solution with fhe
patients body bent well for
ward This viii help the patient
to AVOID coughing during ihe
washing OF the throat
II THERE - injection in nc
i nose. Or Schwartz suggests
the ti-t- tef efht-tA i'tf,t- ~ sftiitt -rt1--
luton. end the breathing In of
steam II with this treatment
the examination of the ear
drum shows II 10 hc Redeemed
rnpd hulging II is evident that
le infection in the ear has
Progressed and the ear drum
must then be cut open 10 al.
low infected material to drain
out
II il shown that almost three
times pa many operations on
the mastoid arc necessary IN
those cases of middle ear in
fection in which the drum is
allowed 10 break open. as in
those which are Cut open before
rupture occurs The mastold
sinus j. tho space IN the bone
back of the car.
DR.. Schwartz thinks that
with this treatment more inan
so per cent OF tho patients with
an acute infection OF the middle
car will recover IN from a few
days 10 several weeks.
THE question then arises rs 10
i whether or not giving OF the
sulfonamide drugs may be use
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MARY EEAWORTH'S Mail

a fools paradise, although he
says he still loves me.
The following facts are ad-
mitted by him While in Wash
ington he started an affair with
a diXorcee in his department.
Overseas. be had another
mistress for - months, al
though still corresponding with
the Washington woman and ex-
changing various gifts
He treaSures Various -xai4Na-
Mrs given him by the two
women and finds IL very
strange that ! arm reyolted By
his conduct.
He says II is my own darn
fault that ,ho slrayed the first
Tune because ! didn't join him
Immediately he was assigned TO
Washington
l delayed chiefly bccausc 1r
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21

couldn find place TO live. ex-
cept a room In a rather poor
home.
When he finally produced an
apartment, my arrival was
anything but happy.
arrived at midnight and he
didn't get in until l;30 d. m.
He doesn't want divorce
and while he is in the service
Cant ggt-oae- without this
consent.
Moreover, he says his women
friends are so far beneath me
that ! have no cause for ieal-
ousy, II that's what bothers me:
that ne loves only me. and will
not be promiscous again.
Naturally ] don't believe he
can keep his promise; for he
now seems merely weakling
10 me. v. {.
DEAR V. G.:
VOUR husbands wartime
L record of infdeiity is in
deed unpardonably corrupt.
Your husband finds your re-
vIlsion strange because his per-
spective has been rotted by
years OF INCONSISTENCY.
Wow nc probably fancies him
self quite a prize on any terms
and thinks you should be
mighty grateful for his wiling
ness 10 let you be his wife.
lie has proved himself err un-
savory weakling and ! symps-
ihize with your desperate
heariache.
His assurances that you need
not be jealous sre disgustingly
stupid. when actually you are
sickened by the spirit OF evil
implicit in his performance.
II his wantoning has so
hlunied his conscience that YOU
no longer speak the same Ian
guage in appraising behavior.
what can YOU do but dissolve
tho marriage if YOU aspire TO
preserve your moral clarity and
wholesome standards? VI. n.
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BETTER HEALTH
By Dr.. Herman Bundesen :

fUl in these infections. pr.
SCHWARTZ is OF tho opinion that
their uxe m acute mlddle ear
- : - I; II Il
thus mastoid complications may
develop without being recog-
nIZcd
OF course. there arc many
physicians who do not agree
with Tins AT all In any event,
the patient must be carefully
watched daily 20 make sure that
All - gong we'll. When the sui
fOnamlde drugs arc given. he
patients temperature returns
20 normal quickly and the other
symptoms, such as pain in the
ear. rapidly vanish
There seems 10 be more and
more oi a tendency TO save The
suilonamide drugs for those
conditions which are serious and
not waste their use on disorders
which can be successfully
treated IN other ways.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21
EE AH THUP VAUNHNUUEU
W AAA/ h/AS " AANOAAAIAAA Broadway

LEGACY for celumnist,s
~ Children George Harvey
tone OF the Harper authorsD who
played leading role In the dis
covery and promotion of Wood
row Wilson tand later was min
rter 10 EnglandD, once attended
a dinner for celebrities .. In
leading the guests to the table
10 offered his arm 10 Alice
Ifloosevelt. She drew back and
said: Colonel Harvey, after all
the unkind things you have said
about my father CTeddy RooSe-
VelD i'm Harper's Weekly | don't
IN k you should have come
here at ALL" MY dear
young lady" the Colonel replied,
bowing low. IF you restrict your
associates To those who have
never said unkind things about
your father i fear you will have
10 walk alone for the rest Of
your life"
TlIE following statement de-
i mandS the attention OF all
Allied peaccmakers:
Germany can have only one
ardent wish, namely, that the
spirit Of misfortune should
hover over every conference,
that diseord should arise there
from. and that finally world
peace which would otherwise
ruin our nation should dissolve
In blood and FIRE. And one can
hope that out of this struggle
the possibility might "A rise for
Germany Ia enter upon the
stage OF world historical events
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21
DAMON RUNYON
The Brighter
Side

somewhere along the eastern
coast. 1t may have been by
plane but the submarine seems
more logical.
And what happened to the
submarine
Did it surrender, or was IL
beached somewhere and did all
the members of the crew come
ashore TO mingle with the
throngy
Now, look. If you are going
to make this too tough for me
l will have TO quit you. / have
not yet expanded my idea to
cover every conceivable point.
Even Marshal Zhukov left
many leephole in his theory
of Hitler's flight TO Spain.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21
Brain Game Answers

John Philip Sousa.
2-ta) True. tb) False. They
were groves of cedars.
3-There are no limits.
4-"Out of This World"
5-(a) is correct.
6--Oklahoma, which was an In
dian reservation until the
year 1889.
THE component parts of
which proteins are made, the
most essential food.
S-The second.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21

port on Jap atrocities--because
il would create hatred IN
America for the Japs! How do
you like that?
One review of the Woollcott
blog contained this quipper-
snapper: One OF Alcc's friends
remarked she didn't think there
was anything in the biog that
would be offensive to him, "un-
less II doesn't become a best
seller!"
QUOTATION Workmanship:
Vt r. Chaffee: Tact Is the abil-
ity 10 describe others as they
see themselves.
Herbert Spencer: We do not
stop playing because we grow
old. We grow old because we
stop playing.
F. Batter: The best thing
that can happen TO man is
never 10 be born at all. But
hardly one man In a thousand
has such luck.
T. w. Higgenson: Originality
Is simply a pair OF fresh eyes.
Clara Treece: A mothers life
disorganized around her chill
dren.
Dorothy Walworth; Her smile
was like turning up a lamp.
w. Stegner: The kind OF look
that hangs on the air for min
utes afterward.
Ring Lardner: They gave each
other q look with a future in il.
G.. Morley: Big shots are only
small shots who kept shooting.
CopyriEht BY Daily Mirror. Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21

o. am n serNiceman's wife.
We have been married four
years. My husband was AWOL
for IL months. lie has been In
prison eight months and I have
no support for myself or child,
since the family allowance has
stopped. What shall 1 do?
X. l.. &.
A-Since your husband was
away so long. his sentence may
be long and you and your child
would not be eligible for a fam
lily allowance until he returns 10
an active pay status. Meanwhile,
you may apply for emergency
financial assistance at the near
est Red Cross chapter, or 10 the
local relief authorities.
Q-Please explain what the
following means In b navy
mans address: 4. =. -. Pee SSO
and L. =. \. GREER ODD 145D.
A-The l.. S. s. Pee $50 des-
ignates the vessel as a Subma-
rine chaser escort. The L. S. S.
Greer is a destroyer and the DID
designateS IT AS such
Q-What type ship il the
4. y. =. Mobile? y. II. {.
A-Light cruiser, commits
stoned in l9i3.
Q-My son was klllel In Italy
last year. We have received no
details regarding his death, and
although we have written Ia the
chaplain. we have received no
reply. I know the name Of
boy who was with my son when
he was KILLED. How may i get
his address?
A-Contact the local Red
Cross chapter and ask them to
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tests give US a fair clue TO your
general intelligence" your
ability to think about all sorts
of things and problems. But
psychologist Robert A. Davis
has shown that psychologists
can predict a learners over
all ability in geometry. chem
istry, foreign language, etc,
with great accuracy. All high
school and college students
should have test of overall
ability In each subject.
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help you obtain the address Of
your sons friend
O. was no nOrab bly dis
charged from the army at my
own request, for convenience of
the government, and received
no mustering-out pay. Since
those who serve only 80 days
are eligible for mustering-out
paw l want 10 know whether
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Connolly Answers

1-c. 2-b. 3-b. "A. 5-a.
6--ta) "Carme tb1
Faust" tc) 'Lohengrin,"
Id IN d m e Butterfly"
(e) Il Pagliacci."
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DEAR MARY HAwoRTH:

VlCNE VI uS WHO are ItItlf-
i ing our husbands back after
long absence in the armed >erv-
ices are certainly IN need Of
help
My husband returned six
weeks ago from 33 months IN
the European theater.
Prior 10 that he was ~
months in Washington. part of
Th1Cn TTTne 7 was with him on
.eek-ends. and entirely for four
months before be saiied,
We are both just 40 and
have A child. II.
We married at 20 and
thought We had made a solid
marriage. based on honesty sin-
cerity and passion
Now II seems ! was living IN
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-21
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New Clue IN
Pontiac Case

Pontiac, Mich. Oct. Is -AP 20.
lice investigation OF the brutal mu.
tilation murder OF Mrs Lydia
Thompson. ~, OF Detroit. centered
today on carpenters story that
the woman was stabbed with an ice
pick three weeks before she was
slain last Thursday.
Oakland County Prosecutor Don,
aid G Noggle said the new evidence
was offered by H. w. Baker OF
High and Park. who told author
tiles he did some carpentry work
last month at Mr.. Thompson's lux.
urious summer home at Orchard
Lake.
The carpenter said Mrs. Thomp-
son told him she had been stabbed
by a mar and Baker quoted her as
saying Don't be surprised il they
find me in the country with an ice
pick through me"
Noggle disclosed Baker had Civ
en- him the name OF a man whom
Mrs. Thompson named as her as
sailant but added that he would
not name him because the evidence
did n, I seem sufficient basis for a
warrant.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1945-10-18
Scouts

Continued from Page One)
nish high adventure for Scouts Of
the nation.
Scouts Newhouse and Pepper
led the assembly in the Scout Oath
for the closing ceremony.
In addition to awards listed IN
Wednesday, issue OF The Daily
Press. the following boys were hon
ored.
East Ann Arbor p. T. A. Troop
Al: Senior patrol leader award,
Gary Piedot. patrol leader awards,
Frant Michelfelder. Ronnie Piedot,
Donald HIM; assistant patrol lead
er awards. Tommy Calcut, Guy
Blaclunon. Ralph Cary.
Yps,lanti Junior Chamber of
Commerce Troop 80: Junior assist
ant scoutmaster award. Robert
Hemer; senior patrol leader award
Wendell Green; troop scribe award
Loren Schmid; patrol leader
AWARDS, Loren Schmid, Gaylord
White. Richard White. Richard
Barney. Edmond Gooding; first
class awards, Gaylord White Rich
ard Barney, Loren Schmid. Zadok
st. John: second class awards
. Norman Bauer, Duane Rorsbacher
John Stapleton. Edward Forster
merit badge award, Zadok st. John
! swimming.