Toledo union journal. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1942-current, 1945-10-05
It's News
To Me
By O. ]. Pecmd
DEAR DOCTOR:

Ten years ago. when Toledo suffering from severe
case Thacher the learned Dr. O. Garfield Jones
was his clustered study to prescribe little
medicine for town which needed drastic treatment
After 10 years of taking good prescon in the
shape of an feel like the patient who wrote
the following letter to her physician:
Dear Before taking bottle of your wonderful
medicine confined wheel chair Since taking bot
your wonderful medicine I'm confined to bed You're
fired"
In ordinary life it is not too difficult for patient
charge doctor with O. Garfield Jones' He
to the point of appointing himself of
in which the head doctors those
people who for eventually dealt with,
the patients Toedos sickness continued indefi-
nitely.
1T is DONE
And don't get impression that ooctors,
both medical profession who anxious to lose
be good illustration is that of woman whose
doctor to Florida for his late winter vacation.
During vacation in fact right at its beginning
his patient sick called another doctor who
scrbed quantities medicine for Day by day her
condition worse until by the time her own physician re-
turned, she critically ill.
AS soon patient that family physician had
sent for him. Entering the sick he looked at
that loaded with med
After examining her and finding nothing seriously
with her heart lungs liver other organs ne ordered all he
medicines to be tossed out
Three days later when he returned the woman sitting
you suppose was wrong Nothing medicine"
truthfully replied her physician.
that is situation in Toledo We sick of Or. o.
his medicine What need doctor
prescription to get ourselves back to good civic and
political health
THE CURE
which by PAC the Committee for
Repeal of the PR System is to throw the medicine and
people insisting that continue not take
the medicine in the PR SYSTEM but want to take larger dose
of in the shape of fouryear terms for city councmen instead
of the two which the practice
we fire the Dr. 0. Garfield Jones
the other civic quack who still insisting that their PR med
cine will the towns political Sickness when observe
that its condition grows steadily more critical
learned Doctor o Garfield can spout
oatorcay about the mathematical precision of the PR system
method of counting votes found
Toledo to evies You bet he hasn't be-
evies voted upon by sensible
where majority vote counts And Doc better than
that he could devise system for voting
which would be comparable to the PR system.
The Doc is smarter than that He knows that he might be
able convince his class at the University
water HILL if the good doctor Gin order
passing rades but he convince the citizens Toledo
to vote taxes which five eha city
councimen who don't know what the is,
FIRE THE DOCTOR
After 10 years Garfield Jones' treatment we dis
that ST. 100000 debt that people will
without plans for the future horror horrors still
suffering from of Addison Thachertis
when Doc Jones that his medicine
back our feet.
We almost as sick we just had
Thachers only we have complications in the shape of in
debt and councimen who sit
the other their fannies in council which isn't
debating society.
had doctor taking you years who
relief than Garfield
turn another doctor who would probability
order the padded cell swept out tell relatives
don't need that kind of medicine
But it isn't too late to fire the rest of
quacks who trying going to save us
this time They don't chance for their
medicine is making scker and nearing
crisis in our municipal disease.