Bradley beam., 1945-06-09
F SQUADRON SUPER CHARGER

By PFC. DONALD GOLDSTEIN Hi Va All:
 F Squadron is going to press. (And don't be corny and ask, Press what?') y First fact this column wishes to es- tabIish is that the names of any char. acters mentioned hereafter are purely coincidental and are in no way related to persons living or dead-just r Squadron personnel.
 Er HMMM. A smile and pat on the back to the swell job being done by I Squadron. Under a terrific bar rage of questions, red tape and con~ fusion, Major Kelly, y,CWO Cunzemao. First Sgt Arthur J. Farley and staff, succeeded in establishing, in two days, a we'll organized, smooth running out fit Heard and overheard: A certain C. O. taking correspondence course on ''How To Be A Successful Pinbail Player; seems his lunches are becom- ing strictly losing proposition. How about" that, It. Roberts ?. .SISet. Robert R. Garliepp looking as if in a daze. You haven't heard? We'll he got spliced last week. Best wishes and luck, ole man Anybody seen Squadron's red-haired jeep driverP ZOOM. She all halls from Louisiana and they're supposed to be slow down South.
 To all reading men of F. a good book to read during these dew laden nights (No, not Forever Amber"), is "Still Time to Die," by Jack Belden. Gives you a picture of the war through the eyes of little guy,' from Chunking, straight through. A certain wheel seen having "difogal- ties" in shifting the boys from one barracks to another. Patience, ole man, think of the poor blokes in the Hundred Year War" Wonder now those GI's made out on the point sys- tenn? Can you imagine leaving your gal friend and returning hundred years later to marry. CruesOme Twosome, indeed !. Asked Pfc. Rick Winters what he had to say and here is his comment, 'T'm no squealer." After thorough persuasion Rick in- formed us that, and I quote, Fifty per cent of the people getting mar ried today are women" HMM. On we'll, we asked for it.
 Overheard: Cpl. John Bellanti's modern rendition of Rancho Grande. As it's expected that this song will hit the top in just few weeks, this reporter feels that two lines only are sufficient to introduce the number: "Ai Jeno Rancho Grande, My Name is John Bellanti," and so it goes... D. P. Steele stopped by and gave this GI sorrowful look. Asked if he had anything to say, which he did, and here it is, Hello" Brief and to the point, that is the type of boy that will go places. .SiSgt. Elwood Reed "that way" about certain blonde doll. Her first initial is Mary. Cpl. Milton J. Alderman having hard time getting his mail, seems his mail pin is about 7 feet off the floor. Stay with it, buddy. Pfc. Ray E. Smith, wearing something new in the line of monocle. Did she say 'No" and mean it?.. Latest thing we have in F Sq. for those troubles is one S/Sgt. Scoffone. Scoffone has drawn elaborate plans for Blue Room" complete with crying buckets and Kleenex. This room will be open from 080O to 170O daily for those who are flor to be of having with the troubles, alot" Sgt. George Allen, late of F Sq., dropping in to shoot the breeze. Miss the little Irishman. Everybody asking when the furloughs are going to be unfrozen. Wish we knew.
 Will sign off for this week Any one of F Sq. having any chatter that they would like to see in this column please stop in and see us in the Or derly Room QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Who's the girl Rede Ploy- ment everyones talking about? Ouch. See you later next week Il hope.