The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-12-28
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 ia!sunv. He must be eane AS. kecp fim guessing. ! say--bft he E a niQe aid ThUrta that cue again. Damn that stage manager. -LAft ger legs get the lead oltta yer pants" Let him hark at ne once mere and Ac can take the go5 and dump E. Gee. fhe farm must look nice this time ol year. tae snow and all ....
 FEMALE END or BALLROOM TEAM: This guy ts getting heavier ca his feet by the hour. I'm get- ting tired playing Piggy Back. II ne doesn't come through win tilt in the percentage I'll take powder and then the town VIII really hear about how he-look ai him smiling at that old hag-jusi because she owns a ieN apartment houses ard has bundle Of dough Oh. those promises he made when we started out-if he'd only give me another chance. l ought 10 DC ashamed Of myself. l hate his gLts and-if he walks over Go her tapie after the act III .....
 BROADWAY COMEDIAN: II burnt me up the way I had 10 sit there with that interviewer and smile when he kept talking about Joe E. Lewis, Fred Allen and Bob Hope. Who the devil did he want to do a story 0n-me or them. Just because they got a name they get away with anything. l gotta give the people socko stuff. But l gotta make like I'm the big guy and say I'll be happy when I reach their popularity. Some day I'll be the big shot and then watch out. Well gotta go and kill the people. Now how did that gag go again Let's see-who did it-how did he put 1t again Oh, it'll come to
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 BROADWAY ANGEL: Now they're saying I'm patron Of the arts. That's a good one. Me. a patron of the arts. Three flops in 6 row for three blondes in a row. Well, it don't look too bad on the tax report but I better watch out before I'm tagged as a moron along Broadway. Well, I wouldn't be such 8 Standout as moron on this street but-gee, Millie said she wanted to be a singer and I bet if she had chance she'd make the grade Now what's her number again? Ha, ha, that's 8 good one, my own apartment and I'm asking the number, ha, ha. ....
 THE BEANERY WAITRESS: 1T that pest calls me to his table once more swear I'll swing a sugar bowl over his conk. He finds more reasons for me to lean over and explain that simple menu. There goes that big shot-him and his big talk - wonder what kind of tip he left. How do you like that a Stifferoo. Nix. Two hours and 60 cents in the kitty. Gee, here comes that good looking kid from the garage. What a build. Watch It, sister, you're married remember Why don't that lazy husband of mine drop dead ...
 WARD-HEELER: I'd love to tell him off right now, the louse. At least when he gets off that speakers platform. He's lying through his teeth, the punk, and I gotta yes him and make believe I think he's a great guy. Why, that phony Is mixed up in more rackets than were ever invented. Listen to him talk about Democracy, the Nazi punk. l oughta knife him. Well, gotta meet the guys outside and pay them off. They made the applause and cheers sound pretty good tonight. Hey, Joe. got ten singles for a SaWbuck
 WARDROBE MISTRESS AT HIT MUSICAL: We'll, here comes little tubby again and as usual an hour Before time to put good thick paint mask on. And how she needs itl If she doesn't come through with fat tip this week she can go hire . truckman to help her get into the costumes. I'm getting old and can't take the strain any more. Now where in hell did I put that plnC
 GIRL PHOTOGRAPHERS rn ME CLUB: Look at her primn what dog. wonder what a M nice Md like him's doing with a tramn nke that. Gee, this is a crazy world II ever seen one. Gosh, he's a cutie kid, well hammered and neat She must be easy more than eirht years older than he is. Ret sheIi want fifty prints of this picture to snow all her friends-yeah-all the glrls at the laundry, ha, ha. All rlght, grille, don't take all night you Know. I got other stops to make This job is getting on my nerves.
 TEE MANICURIST: This makes the thid time this week he's had that ugly claw of his manicured Ugh, clammy paws. Wonder why a mugg like this is so particular about his mitt. Listen to him wheeze, the big nothing. One more bit of knee from him and so help me Huh, so when I go home next week I can tell my folks that held 1ASaAa urSkt. = Lxo