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Evening star., 1945-12-04
HOUSES WANTED TO BUY tcenv.)

ALL CASH for Groom house in coed ne;
pf soasGa aeS y Mr. xr. a.RR aloaI.us ttssr .s
is{' BONE e.;{ SWS5EsMt Wa sa41 you have house to
felp VIII eah pAY M3 ALL fy4e CASH for hou.. in
Or Sc; $4,000 to $4,000. MR.. MAUP1N,
AMERicaAN VETERAN NEEDS s-bedroom
SR $' cali Ms IL fa'5 e. 95ss
must have 'ist-foor study 'S or bedrm,
abane apa bath nps oyer ,e RbIH Nall
al ali C cash Ssh ROGER Moss. Reaitor. 2ipss5
WE ! HAVE rEs ns CASH H1 bG9ERs t9if wanting home.
Wtho W AFnstSn ehage and BbcKEzE bbecaKEfz ys
fu M LYIsNEsh NEEb residence resi- property of all
kinds in D. c. or, nearby Maryland. We will
1fae fssh For f0f aGel
Sh5asy EyEESpHTS S SS l1s ns', IT Ii sGs
cLiIENTFs if' for houses and lots. Sc. and
svs.0mel' ave- a'ss AT. 4 se4i. oASoNAA' 2SS' "a
WANTED. houses for sale. FREDERICK A.
BLUMER. Realtor. GIT Pa. ave. Sc FR.
WE CAN SELL YOUR HOUSE at its full
value today; Our opinion entails no obli-
gat0n; Ask for MT; Brownins. VIM. \
liShea lss65,, DI. 10i5. 1919 K St. nxio,
to $4,000. Phone CHI 1892
CASH FOR HOUSES, brick or frame. white
or colored, d. c. or Md II rented tenants
not disturbed. z. A. GARVEY. DI. 1905;
eyes sWI, AZ snd & Sun q; GE, 1920; L THOMAS Circle
have have cash t buyers for homes get our free
given each call. KAY REALTY CO.. RA
ZOO, 5505 Georgia ave. NV.
WILL RENT almost new home, Sl25 gel
month; unturnished, 8 rooms. ! bath
section OF ne, adjoining Catholic Univer-
sity. II you have suitable home for sale
IN NV. Washington, call Mr.. Lock, F. A
TWEED CO., EN-. 1890
HAVE CLIENT with substantial cash fol
detached brick, bedrooms. . baths; best
residential section; prefer Cleveland Park
diate te,l INSPECTION will be made. II you have
call MR.. HEIGLE. MA. $3.50
WANT TO BUY an economical 7 or 8
agents. Call after 9 pm. DU. 4167.
Evening star., 1945-12-04
SUBURBAN sAIt-MD. Gent.

SV0OW0AN SA6b-SNOs NSOutsS
ROGERS HEIGHTs-8-room brick house,
years old; first floor, living room and
fireplace. dining room and modern kitchen,
l bedroom and bath; second floor. bed; bed;
rooms and bath: hot-water heat, oil; full
basement. Price. $10,500. Call Mrs. Greg-
DRY. WA. 1919; evenings CL- 2273. With
9: B. zANTZ!NGER. Jr:
Parks bedrms., dining rm.. kitchen, liy-
ing rm., c.h.w.h.: years old: priced for
BELL, BELL ia TN. goo di1'o' 'i'0oo u'"A '
$3.50 DOWN. $50 MONTH. buys vacant
rustic log cabin on 2 acres In Glenn Dale.
Md. (near BOWEL; paneled living room
with fireplace. modern bath and shower,
2 bedrooms. ROBERT g. DAVIS g. co,
5so4 Bal Baltimore blvd, Hyattsville. Md.
$1,000 DOWN buys this lovely 2-bedroom
bungalow in West Lanham Hills; oil a.-c.
heat; stairway to large attic with space
for additional rooms fun price. $4,000
ROBERT S. DAVIS q CO 1904 Baltimore
blvd, Hysttsvile, Md. WA. 5000, WA
664l. Open all day Sunday.
Evening star., 1945-12-04
WAREHOUSES FOR RENT.

NOW BUILDING, 5000 feet, one story.
for mfg. plant or warehouse R. r siding
avail. Indus. zone: D. C., ne. Also plan
HARE ESTATES, Ma n5s6.
10000 TO 10000 So FIT, all floors
with elevator facilities: zoned 2nd COM
erect and deliver within a few months;
tenant for entire space desired, but viii
consider renting separate floors; reason
Blsdensburg rd ne near New YORK ave
See Mr.. Parsons, WEAVER BROS NC,
Washington Bldg. DI $500.
Evening star., 1945-12-04
STORES FOR RENT.

NOW BUILDING good-sized grocery stora
in N. Arlington. Will lease with option
to purchase. Splendid opportunity to right
party. N. T. BROYHILL CO., CH. $500.
14th, NEAR MONROE NW.-This 1904
location. suitable for many businesses, will
be available soon: long-term lease to .
responsib,e party HARRY 1. FRIEDMAN.
IDEAL UPPER NV. LOCATION. suitable
for any business. For particulars dial
Rh lO43 between 10 and
Evening star., 1945-12-04
STORES WANTED.

AM FINANCIALLY ABLE to undertake 3
long-term lease on any desirable downtown
property suitable for furniture store; viii
listen TO your terms guaranteed lease;
good references ME- 8079
Evening star., 1945-12-04
OFFICES WANTED

WORLD WAR n VETERANS organization
badly needs quarters. present facilities In
aoequate; rent or purchase. Phone Ma
NAVAL ARCHITECT, now in Woodward
slds forced to vacate once due 10 re.
turning veteran would like unfurnished
space in vicinity 18th and II SITS NV. Win
sivs long Lease Il desired Me- 27s2.
OFFICE SPACE NEEDED am in need Of
VII consider TO lease. sublet. furnished or
unfurnishsd. Your reply will be kept in
strict conndence Will share suite; high:
HARRY ! FRIEDMAN, RE 1856
WASHINGTON PATENT FIRM wants s to
I room suite in vicinity Of 14th and a
sts. n W. Phone Ma O11h
Evening star., 1945-12-04
DESK SPACE FOR RENT.

1907 H ST. N.W-Tn dignified once, desk
space, mail and phone service 8. !.
BROWN RE. $500, Ext. 1850. or GE. 2116.
FRONT oFFICE-257 sa
IL Il ~ B - 81 Sc; md floor. See CUR
pet. and II en-. and after m
Evening star., 1945-12-04
WAREHOUSES WANTED.

NATIONAL PANT MANUFACTURER re-
auires to 10000 square feet for whole
sale distribution; long-term lease: state
toestIon; !. rental and occupancy. Box
Evening star., 1945-12-04
SUBURBAN REkT-MARYLANp.

ARLINGTON-Master bedroom, twin beds,
near bath; transportation at door, walking
distance Of Navy Bldg. and Pentagon.
CHI 1888
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ED-vACANT-Near L st. ne
room. h.-wh.. electric; $3.50, $1,000
down
Upper Sheriff rd. ne-New bungalow
full basement. porch, front and back yard.
NV H.. living room. bedrooms. kitchen
and bath. S6,250. terms to suit Ask for
WrTHERSPoON at DU. 4o27 or DE 17lO.
Evening star., 1945-12-04

McDEVITT, REALTOR, SALES BULLETIN
Open daily 2 to 5 pm, 513 Forest Glen
I'd. Silver Spring, 5-yr.-old det: brick;
place. side porch, dining room, large COM
plete kitchen Qots of cabinets. B. bed.
side yard; near bus, stores, schools. Also
furniture for sale. Possession 30 days.
Only S13,950. To reach: Out Colesville
rd to Forest Glen rd.., left 2 blocks.
Immediate possession-Detached Eng
lish brick. stories. rooms, IA baths,
fireplace; side porch. recreation room.
in Silver Spring. on large landscaped lot.
thing different. Only 8 years old De
tached brick and stone, z rooms, ] .. baths,
fireplace, recreation room, fenced patio,
garage, ,a-c. oil heat, corner lot with
white picket FENCE. Owner leaving city.
Possession 80 to 80 days.
-Blngalow-Cabin John, $3.50. 5
rooms, bath. attic, front porch, garage,
coal heat. large lot. -.
= Detached = S1o5o0. nj. 1st and
Nicholson. SITS. NV. Stucco, 6 rms. bath,
h.-w: coal heat, 2-car sarage: lot, 60xe0;
side porches Immediate possession.
70 inspect, call MR.. McDEVITr, SH. 1921,
RA. z422.
Evening star., 1945-12-04

CONTINUED on Next tAPass.l
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

! By DR.. Herman Bundesen

level and then falls. In case OF
necrosis the amylaSe level may
not be as high but Is likely 10
remain elevated for a long time.
The bfOoi an1ytase normally IS
between 90 and 200. Too much
amylase indicates acute pan
creatitiS.
A moderate amount may
mean that an ulcer Of the stom-
ach or intestine has broken into
the pancreas. II there is too
little amylase il is probable that
the symptoms are due 10 some
other cause other than pancre-
stitis Conditions which may be
confused with pancreattis are
heart disorders perltonltls or In
fammation of the lining MEM
brane OF the abdomen. severe
gallbladder disease and blocking
Of the intestineS.
The treatment of acute pan
creatitis Will, Of course, depend
on the type of disorder present.
Complete rest and the use Of
drugs 10 stimulate the patient
and .oYercome- the shock may he
ali that is necessary in the cases
-rrr 20 pcrT77a. out once- n r. 7c'e.T-
cided that there is necrosis or
death of the TISSUES. immediate
operation may be advised.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

would be nice TO attend a good
school of music. The only musi-
cal instrument / can play now
is the comb and tissue paper.
1t not only isn't much OF an
intrument-it tickles the day
lights out of your lips when you
play il. At social gatherings, l
am pretty well left out.
/ would like for the govern
ment TO help me get smat-
tering, at least, of the snare
drum, the kettle drum, the ear
drum, the mighty Wurlitzer, the
Harpischord, the piano, the
tuba, and the musical saw.
MY junior year l would spend
1'l at Vassar. No one has ever
really explained that Daisy
Chain. Why do adult girls, ass
sumedly in their right mind.
want TO run around. annually,
with daisies in their hands =
| think study of this is i'm
portant, and would shed great
deal of light on what is hap
pening TO womanhood in Amer
lea today-that is, if anything is
happening.
My senior year--if the gov
ernment wasn't so stingy con-
corning us -oldtimerS-Weuld- be
spent at Harvard.
II would make Mama happy
for me 10 be a member of Hasty
Pudding, Bisquik. Three Min
ute Oats, and all the other
Harvard clubs you can join in a
hurry. I might even Join the Ely
Club, If the Roosevelts would
let me in.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
AT YOUR SERVICE

Al have q son sent TO Camp
Sk Hood for being AWOL. Will
he be released and allowed to
come home soon or must he
serve out his period Of confine-
ment, now that the war Is over?
Mrs. NJ. A. III.
A-Since your son has been
sentenced for period of confine-
ment at North, Camp Hood as
result of eeHft-martiai trial
for AWOL, he will be required
10 complete the terms Of his
sentence, regardless of the fact
that hostilities have ceased. His
case, of course, will be subject
10 the usual review by the
army clemency board, and his
sentence may be reduced or he
may be allowed TO return 10
active duty on probation, de-
pending on circumstances in his
individual case.
Q-U der the GI Bill Of
Rights, when a married veteran
Is attending college and receiv-
ing free tuition and SIS main
tenance, Is he allowed to hold
part-time employment TO aug
ment his income: III. j. Il.
A-If the veteran works full
time, not a part of the course of
education or training, he will
not receive any subsistence AL
lowance, since he is earning full
wages. II he attends school part
time or receives compensation
for work performed on an APP
prentice-tra job, he will re-
ceixe- lesser ount of
subsistence than SIS. determined
according to the number of
hours spent attending school. II
the veteran is paid Tor work
performed as part of an -appren=
ticeship or training course, the
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
WASHINGTON Scene
By George Dixon

bermuda, Oct. 25-Question:
ID Why. Mr.. Dixon! - what in
the world are you doing in Ber-
muda?
Answer-Oh, / am just get
ting back to abnormal.
All through the war we were
forever bleating about getting
back to normal-but what we
meant by normal was something
else again. With most of us it
did not mean getting back to
humdrum peace and quiet; it
meant being able TO do all the
hell-raising things that the war
had made impossible, or any,
way too difficult.
So now, everybody with any
dough wants TO do something,
which-judging by the kind of
folks l see at the $l00 mutuel
windows -- m n S everybody.
And the thing they seem 10
yearn for most is travel.
You're certainly being pro-
found today, Dixon. 1t wouldn't
take much for you to stuff a
shirt.
VACATION business, in case
' you haven't heard about it,
is opening up. The British have
heard about it anyway. And
they're going after il with all
the logged determination which
has long insured that BritonS.
never, never, never will be
,slyves.
Mote: Slyve [English COLO
quail Serf or bondservantD
We had better get busy or we
witt find good old Albion away
out ahead on a fast track.
memo TO our tourist and
travel concerns: 1t might be a
good idea to suggest that your
help recover some notions OF
courtesy. The British tourist
boys are becoming very polite
even say Sir" although they
uAN PhCNNy sui SON maven
been knightedl
Memo No. 2: American leav-
ing Bermuda got off this crack
at the dock: 'It's going to be
a shock on reaching my native
land. There, politeness ceases!D
NOW leave us get back TO
~ how 1 got to Bermuda.
Since the war il has been
blocked off as a tourist resort.
But it's open again. The Brit
ish overs cas- Airways Corp.
staged its first postwar COM
mercial Highland being a con-
cern which does not believe in
hiding its light under a hustle
took a group of newspaper
men along.
We had breakfast in Wash
ington-and late lunch in Ber-
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
THESE hAVS BY George E.
- AAIoE AIA Il - Sokolsky

race. to discover who can make
more effective atomic bombs,
and who can use them soonest?
II we are 10 enter upon such a
race, why do we tie the hands
Of our scientists and blindfold
them as the bills now in Con-
gress do?
Has the fear or lust for de-
struction, whichever il may be,
so blinded US that we do not
realize that the value of atomic
energy Is not in destruction but
In the application of its laws
and forces TO human welfare?
No one can ever accuse me of
having any preference for Soviet
Russia, but antipathy for its
methods and way of life should
not speed the deterioration of
American thinking by encourag-
ing an atomic race with that or
any country
WHO will win the race means
w very little. for if we use
the atomic bomb plentifully on
them on a Monday and they use
II upon US on a Wednesday.
unless we utterly destroy them
or they us, We shall both be
dead as dodoes-nations- with
vast deserts of molten radio
active soils fused into a sea of
glass.
The responsibility for this is
awesome and the moral of II is
that everywhere men must as
sumo the obligation of discovers
ing a road to peace.
III Is so curious how little we
learn. GERMANY and Poland
started in this war; they are
now both destroyed as nations.
England was at that moment
still the center of the universe,
fighting 10 maintain a capital
lstlc system; now she is negoti-
ating with the United States for
a pump-primiRg stake, and her
way OF life has given way be-
fore experimental socialism.
FRANCE was the proudeSt ma
L tion in Europe at the out
break of the war and believed
herself possessed of the best of
armies; today Soviet Russia OBJ
jects TO France sitting in the
council of ministers because Of
her relative unimportance.
Japan went into the war, mas
ter of the east of Asia, proud Of
her power. fearful of no country;
today Japan lies beneath the
heel of Macarthur and the Rus
slams have taken from her the
jewels Of greatest pride, Man.
churia and half of Korea.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

mo. Every wife should al
low her husband the privilege
of being irritable at times, fly
ing off the handle, putting the
milk bottle on the dresser and
the alarm clock outside the
kitchen door, provided she her.
self keeps calm and good
humored at the time. He should
expect her, also, 10 get upset at
things that seem unimportant
TO him-worry about a speek of
dust on the table, or the food
that got too done when he
brought his out-of-town GUS
toner home TO dinner, and he
should then remain good hui
mored.
2-"Just before you are 60
ing to use it, according 10
Prof. Edward l.. Thorndike.
Learning ability declines about
/ per cent a year from the
time of our learning peak,
which is around . up 10 age
45; but provided we have never
used il we lose by forgetting
what we have learned in early
years. This loss between 25 and
45 OF what we do not use is
around 20 to so per cent.
3-Because IT is connected
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

Is for both but the nipther
seems to have the upper hand
and prevails upon the son to
have tho government send tho
money all I'm ono check t6 her
and this she appropriates ~ she
sees fit, the husband not being
allowed to even know the
amount Of tho check. What can
he do? w. Il G..
A-Where there is a disagree
ment as to how the family al
lowance check should be divided
between two eligible dependents,
one should write to the cappro
pirate agency (you do not say
whether the son is in the tar1ny.
navy. marine corp or coast
guard), frorl which the check
is sent, and ask that the allow
ance be apportioned to each de-
pendent in separate munthly
checks and submit a statement
or the facts in the case which
make for inequality. Tho ap-
propriate agency will determine
whether the request is justified.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
NE. v. DURLENG.

MY love bound ms With kiss
That / should no longer stay,
When I felt so sUeet bliss
I had less potOer 20 part dlOdy,
Alas! That lOomen do not knolO
Kisses make men lodth 10 90.
Brooks.
In 1912 a Californian wrote ME
i her sister had a boy friend
who was a U. s. Army para
trooper. The sister liked the
young man but was undecided
as to whether she wanted TO
marry him.
While the young woman
was hesitating the young
gentleman fell i'm love with
her grandmother and married
her Can Brooklyn top that;
a grandmother marrying her
granddaughter's boy friend?
Young women with boy
friends should give this true
tale a thought. Be careful. If
your grandma is a widow don't
leave your boy friend alone with
her too much. You never can
tell. A lot of these modern
grandmas are pretty spry.
Ieonnfef--
- tator on dramatic and liter
ary matters, says John Emer-
son, and Anita Loos, scenario
writer, passed their early mar
ried life in Hollywood in COM
parative poverty and that their
suffering in this respect was
only relieved when Anita sold
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" to
a New York publisher and in
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

learn. The government, working
through my friends and neigh
bors and local board No. "a,
took me in the army and taught
me lots OF things.
IL taught me how 10 roll over
and shake hands. how 10 make
up bed with square corners
on the sheets, how TO fire a
heavy machine gun, how to
climb an eight-foot wall, how
10 clean stoves, how to make
friends and influence blisters on
my feet, how TO stand in line
for two hours in order 10 salute
smartly and collect a months
salary amounting TO SLIP, how
to act extra bright when the
Inspector general came around
for look-see, how 10 use mos
quito lotion 10 start a fire, how
to cry medic" when you're hit,
how TO turn over gracefully
your most personal mail to a
stranger for censoring, how to
keep from running when you're
scared, and-well, a whacking
Tot of things -------- ~
I WOULD really like TO go
L back 10 school. A year at a
good military academy like Gull
yer or Manffus or Riverside
would straighten me UP and
give me a brisk military bear
ing.
1t would help keep down my
waistline, which is slowly win
ming the battle against my size
30 pants.
In my sophomore year it
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

so doing got the unhappy
couple "out Of hook"
l wonder who fed the inn
pressionabie Mir. Rascoe that
line of bunk.
Before going TO Hollywood
Emerson was one of the most
successful men in the theater
as an actor, playwright and
stage director.
He made plenty of money on
Broadway and saved most of il.
In 1915 he resigned as gen.
eral stage director for Charles
Frohman and went 10 Holly
wood where he directed many
successful films. never being
paid less than $1,000 a week.
At the same time Anita Loos
was highly paid scenario
writer.
Anita didn't write Gentle
men Prefer Blondes" until 1925.
BY that time john and Anita
must have had at least a mil
lion bucks in the bank.
TP THE LADDER: a cor
~ poral when married. A
sergeant at the time OF the
birth of the first baby. A sec
ond lieutenant on the baby's
FIRST birthday. first iicuten-
ant on her second birthday.
That is the record of u. s. 1t.
Charles l.. sutton OF Fair
chance. Pa. Just goes to show
what marriage and becoming
a proud papa can do for a
man.
DASSING BY: Jack Barry.
l. Once one of Connie Macks
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
Brain Game Answers

1-Broadway Melody.
2-The "T' formation. "a
3-(c) Is correct. In the United
States system Of nrfhera-
ton. il is a one with II
ciphers in back of II.
4-The founding Of the Chinese
Republic by Sun Yat-sen.
Sal True. (b) False. This
barrier has been removed by
a successful automatic, I'm
reeling machine.
-S--Geiett Burgess.
1T passes along the neryes
and paralyzes them, includ-
ing the nerves which control
breathing. That is why arti.
ficial respiration sometimes
saves a victim.
8-No. The engines OF present
day autos are not designed
for its use. -
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

THE emphasis in all the dis
cussion concerning atomic
energy seems 10 be on its de-
structive powers. When il IS
argued that scientific data pro-
vides an advantage because il
gives one country an edge over
another in the techniques OF
murder. a race for advantage is
really the proposal.
Is this sad and frightened
world, that has gone through
nearly 30 years OF torture of
the spirit, 10 suffer an atomic
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
WALTER WNCHELL

much persuading before VAIN
wright permitted il.
In the film, The House /
Live In" Capt. Colin Kelly tthe
first hero in the Pacific arena)
was almost described as an Irish
Catholic-until an alert script
girl recalled reading that he was
a Presbyterian. IT was checked
and the entire sequence saved
from being done twice
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

COLYUM Confetti: Merrill
y Mueller. just back from
Tokyo for NBGt, wanted To as
sign a personal correspondent
10 Gen. Wainwright when he
was released from that Japrison
camp. The General said:
I'm justian unfortunate Cen
eFal the public has forgotten.
/ Why bother with me:" II took
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

amount of Subsistence allowance,
when added TO the wages re-
ceived. cannot be in excess of
the standard beginning wage
paid a regular workman in the
same trade or occupation.
GA lieutenant (jg) I'm the
navy, who Is married, receives
SIS rental allowance and $42
subsistence allowance. IL a new
baby comes, doesn't he get an
additional allowance
Mrs. j. G. 8.
A-No; his rental and sub
sistance allowance continue the
same no matter how many de-
pendents he may have.
GA friend of mine has a
problem. The family have a son
and there are two dependents,
father and mother. I under
stand that the family allowance
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26

mudal The big American-made
Boeing in which we travelled
the British said it cost them
more than a million dollars
left Baltimore at IL a. m. and
landed in this island paradise
(see travel folders) five hours
later.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
On HA
Side

celebrated 100000" infield.
Now athletic director at Holy
Cross University. Last time 1
played baseball against Holy
Cross at Worcester. Mass, I
made three hits. II you want
to bet me a box OF stogies I
didn't will check on the old
newspaper files and print the
box score.
Erin O'Brien-Moore. Actress.
Originally from Texas where
her papa was a famous hews-
paperman.
Ivan Kahn. Talent scott for
20th Century-Fox Films, At
present making a trip around
the country looking at PERFORM
ances given by little theater
groups and college drsmatic
societies. So, If a member OF
any such organization, b on
your toes at all performances.
Ivan may be IN the aud1ence
looking you over. n,
NJ ASKED II there ~ a
"A club for tall young people
I'm Detroit. Don't know of any.
Most of the tall young people
in Michigan live In Ann Afbor-
-. StreamIined trolley. Hars
afford much better and moro
CO m I o rtable transportation
than buses. However, the best
type Of city transportation
would be by monoran far
above the street traffic. This
type Of transportation L. row
practical aud will be tried out
In some sections on the West
Coast.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-26
HENRY McLEMORE

I HAVE just been reading the
4 CT Bill of Rights, and am
sore as all get-out.
Why, just because I have
reached the age where II Is
dangerous for me-not to men,
ten the Metropolitan Life In
surance Co.-to chase street
h car, or 10 play more than one
)game of mixed croquet doubles
In the cool of the evening, why.
] ask you, am / being discrimi-
mated against?
According TO the CT Bill of
Rights. ! am too old to 60 back
TO school at government ex-
pense. Any man over 25 can
just keep on signing his name
with an "X' for all the gov
efnment cares.
i wonder why this is. II
couldn't be that the govern
ment thinks we men in our sos
would look too silly in a fresh
man cap.
That doesn't add up, because
the government put me in a
uniform that made me took sill
lier than Mayor LaGuardia with
his mouth closed.
There have been few odder
sights than Pvt. McLemore In
his -ovefcoat,I which was
originally cut for the late Will
ham Howard Taft but which
managed to reach McLemore in
1943.
NEITHER could il be that the
government thinks men In
their thirties are too old 10