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Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Il mixed honey in my perfume, I'd smell sweeter.
One Word Led 10 Another
By Linda and
Jerry " alter
By Arthur Bugs" Baer
copgiss;. l94s. By King Feature,

I see where some folks are for compulsory military
service and folks dead centered against il.
That just about takes in everybody
] take that complete and graceful census because
you longer find the easy trottng citizen who
doesn't choose up sides.
Once upon moons age you could across the
fellow who wasn't for this against that But guess
the washed him up behind the ears
Now, when you take the middle of the road you are
violating traffic going both ways.
You must either pro the question it. And
for the compulsory volunteering guess | follow
in Gen. Eisenhower's square toed spoor.
If that fellow thinks it is good thing who am to
demand recount? | concede there time in the
blurred archives when considered compulsory soldier
ing concomitant of monarchia queruousness
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

arc present men and women OF
like breed, they know IL by in
stinct after trading glanccs.
without need Of further sign
or word TO guide them.
Thus your husband is far
from being an innocent victim
OF the mauling and ogling 10
which you object.
Such attentions are neither
unwelcome nor bewilderIng 10
him.
Back and forth between him
and the female a~Tressor flows
perfect reciprocal understand
ing that he is an appreciatlve.
even though passive, recipient
OF these admirlng monkey
SHINES.
Also, your nature is attuned
90 his and kin 10 theirs, as
proved by your essential salts
faction with your husband and
erStWhile willingness TO bypass.
for eXpediency's sake. this low
bred play that you can take in
through your pores. so 20
speak. without turning your
head 10 look.
Which means that 10 root out
this annoyance and yet keep
natural rapport with yetiF hts
band, II would be necessary 10
perform the magic feat OF
changing you and him into two
entirely different persons he
into a knightly spouse whose
instinct would reject. and
whose bearing would prohibit.
any such Grass familiarlties; and
YOU into woman Of com
parably pure and lofty spirit,
10 qualify as his affinity
But taking yourselves Just as
You are, an earthly pair sub
stantially content with the mar
rage you've made, undoubtedly
the sensible co1rSs--for you---fs
10 don an afn1or of case
hardened. fearless indifference
10 these fliTtaIous maneuyerS
which your husband consciously
attracts bat, fortunately. does
not pursue. VI. III.
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Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
DAMON RUNYON

CEVEN orders Of chicken, 10
- orders Of potatoes, 9 glasses
of orange juice, > quarts of milk,
] giant salad > egg salads, )
orders of rolls, > orders of pie
with ice cream
This is the food and drink
consumed az one sitting by
Chester Salvatore Of South
bridge Mass, a soldier of Fort
Mcpherson not long ago. an in
cident that for some reason mot
entirely clear 10 mel was
deemed worthy Of publication in
the newspapers with pictures Of
the consumer.
I think il possible that the
newspapers consider SALVATORE
a big eater. | would not say
so. / would say he is a fairly
hearty eater not big But you
do not hear much about real
big eaters since rationing came
IN and among the present crop.
! suppose SALVATORE may stand
out But he is not big.
I LOVE the exploit credited 30
Il Diamond Jim IN raw
oyster eating contest against
the champion Of the state Of
Maryland who stipulated that a
barre of raw oysters he placed
IN frort Of each contestant. the
one first devouring the contents
of MS barrel within a specified
time 10 be awarded the belt.
Well. Jim is supposed TO have
demurred at the conditions be-
cause ne was not familiar with
oysters. but the Maryland
chamD was inSistcnt and finally
jim asked permission 10 60 in
a Sld' room OF the hall where
the contest was held and con-
slider the situation before decid-
ing whether to co through with
the katch. or default.
He came out Of the room in
abou; half an hour wiping his
mouth with a big silk handker-
chief. nodded okay and went on
and won the struggles hands
down eating all hlS oysters
while his opponent quit al two
thirds OF the barrel
"But do YOU know" Jim is
supposed 10 have said after
wards. II wasn't dead sure
could Eat whole barrel Of Oys-
ters until I went in that side
room and tried one"
THF mighty Indian athlete,
linn Thorpe was once ac-
counted an eater good enough
10 win an Olympic eating con-
test If there had been one on
the program. The last l heard
OF Jim ne had Joined some
byanCh on The service tho Sea-
bees. I think but ] doubt that
be cal cat up 10 his old form.
lie is getting on IN years and.
as man ages. hiS stomach
Shiinks.
Al lesst that is what the
mcdieoS tell me and il seems
borne out by the case of Fcab
5 mith Williams. otherwise
George Godfrey "a large prize
fighter who was also sometimes
known MS "Thp Hl1ck Shadow
OF LcipCItilf I'm his youth
George is SAID Co have tossed
of two dozen stewed musk
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Things ! Never kneW Till
NoW About the Jap Soldier

(With an assist down at Sec
oud base by the JuHgqieers Of
the famed list INF. Dtp.)
-OUR forces exercise disciplin-
airy action when necessary:
in theirs soldiers are beaten
with fist or cane.
Their fighting men never
labor; they use the enSlaved
from Java, Malay and Formosa
TO do the heavy Cand dirty
work.
The Tojokers can't even foist
that occupation money" cur
rency on their own men, who
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Brain Game Answers

stephen Foster.
2-(a) true: (b) false. It was
the only one.
3-No. In some years the series
was extended to the best
five out of nine.
IA is correct.
5-Fannie Hurst.
6--Maximilian became emperor
in 1864, was shot in 1867.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

numbers. From then on males
die more rapidly, and in the
end, women live about two
years longer, on the average
From every standpoint Of vital
ity, man Is distinctly the
weaker sex.
3-No. but because fishing s
or can be the most reStful of
all human recreations. A noted
neurolOgist said 10 me: 1T is
impossible TO fish and worry AZ
tn same time.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
DEAR MARY HAWORTH:
MY HUSBAND and | have
"A been married for almost

seven years,
Before we were married. a
woman Of his own age was IN
love with him.
He is 55. He took her out a
Few times but so far as know
cared nothing for her.
But now whenever we meet
her, even after months OF years.
she insists on kissing and maui
ing my husband. sitting on his
lap. etc.
My husband aimably tolerates
her, which makes me sore
He says he just doesn't know
what 10 do, that he is be-
~ildercd by her
incidentally he is a very
sweet person.
Apparently she has the mon--
tality Of a child. but she man
ages 10 earn her own livinS
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

heredity. If you want your chill
dren to be smart try 10 marry
an intelligent person.
However, don't confuse intel
ligence with education Some
highly educated people are very
dumb.
1t has been said the highest
percentage of intelligent ncn
are found among mechanics.
] don't know what feminine
activity has the highest per-
centage in intelligence
was amazed not 10 find this
data IN our Horse z Women
files. Sometimes / think our
II. & w. experts pay too much
attention 10 horses.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
better HEALTH
BY DR.. Herman Bundesen

VINCENT S S Infection or. aS II
is also called, VinccntS an
gina. is disorder affecting the
gums and mouth. There is still
great deal of dispute as 20 eX-
setiy what produces The dis
order, and what may be the best
method Of treatment, Some be-
lleve II 10 be a disorder due to
a deficiency Of certain vitaminS.
particularly those -n4-tae- -p-ee,iF4-
pick, such a> nlacIn and ribo-
iiavIn.
The lack of the ltafnin al
lesps the tiSSurS OF trr- mouth 10
be attacked by germs such as
StaphyiOcocci which are norm
ally present ~ the mouth.
Others believe the condition is
due t'o 4 combined Infection
with two germs, one known a.
the Spirlllum Of Vincent and the
other. the fusform bacillus.
There is also some dispute as 20
whether the disease is catching
and whether il might not be
produced by mechanical or
chemical irritation OF The mouth
tissues
VARIOUS forms OF treatment
' for the disorder such As pre-
paratiouS that furnish oxygen,
the use OF arSenlC-contalnlng
drugs as well As those contain
ing chronic acid have been en-
ployed with good result
Recently, Dr. Carlos r SchueSS-
Ter and his cO-worker> OF the
dental corps OF The army have
treated number of patients
suffering from NincentS infcc-
ton with pcniciilin. Patients
were selected who had the dis
~ aSe IN a severe form. and who
tad not had any previous treat
tnent No treatment was used
other than the penicillln until
The sores and inflammation IN
the mouth cleared up
The treatment with pcniC'llin
vas carried out In two ways
The first group Of patients was
treated by injections Of pcnicillin
given into the buttoCk muscles
~ thrcc-hour intervals FIVE to-
eight times a day The second
group was treated by applying
the penicillin solution, or pcni-
Cillin in a powder directly 10
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
LACK Of oxygen cause

Il pr0ple to be grouchy
A few deep brcathS Will often
return a grouchy person 10 a
cheerful mood.
SO states a man of science.
Therefore. If your wife is
grouchy az breakfast. just take
her gently by the ear. lead her
10 any open window and make
her take six deep brcathS.
fantrumS, or an angry mood.
can be cured by throwing cold
water in the face of the offender.
says another man Of science.
Keep that in mind, too.
When the little lady goes
INTO a tantrum because YOU
won't go 20 bridge party or
gets IN an angry mood when
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
AT NOJEs SERVICE

for such a short time. entitled
To IL instead Of my mother?
A-Yes, the SIX months death
gratuity goes 10 the lawful
widow -af a -seFpieenAaft. fff'it1e M
fact that he was married only
a short time will not affect her
right to receive II.
Q-My husband is with the
Goth Division. In what part of
Europe are they now and will
they remain in Europe or go 10
the Pacific? VI. L. l..
A=The 66th Infantry BIvi-
sion has been assigned TO oper-
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Detroit Times RatiOning Timetable
GASOLINE

hANOllNt
A Coupon is-s gallons. valid through
sept q.
B7 and CT Coupons gallons cacn
B-s aud ca (OupoHs--5 Taitlas each
ItiaW requires state name and iicthse
number be written ou every coupon
when received y
Cas- Tor s0idiers-1 gallon a day up %
80 da}s Mileage ration record fuf
specified auto must Dee presented hy
soldier 20 local board where cas- IS
FUTL OIL
Periods 4 =. , and S-vsid through
Period l'4s'46 series valid though
Aug d, le46
SUGAR
stamp ss. Book vsdi through
Aus Jl.
LIQUOR
Ration Book q No. a-Naid through
Iuiy 81 fF 1 quart whisky
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Any Questions?
THE DET ROT TIMES

mails personal answers to
questions about the needs
and welfare, rights and privi-
leges of servicemen and
women, veterans and their
dependents.
Many answers are printed
daily In this column, but ALL
questions will be answered
directly by mail.
Address questions this way:
At YOUR SERVICE BUREAU,
DETROIT TINES,
TINES SQUARE.
DETROIT II, MICHIGAN.
Surely include your name
and address and seif-od-
dressed. stamped envelope.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
n-Is the $500 mastering out
x pay all the federal bonus
that veterans of World War III
are going 10 get? PVT. j. L. VI.

A-CongreSS has a number of
b0nuS" bills before it, but
none has been enacted. So far.
he -muSterIn2-out- sy--t--t4te
only cash discharge pay author
ized.
Q-What il the meaning Of
"CDD" discharge? W. l.. =.
"A CDD IS a Certificate
Of Disability Discharge II rs
the authority under which the
medical discharge IS given. 1t
IS the only method now being
used by the army 20 release
a man for physical disability.
Section II, AR 615-360 or 615-
36l, Section /, are the sections
of the army regulations relat-
ing 10 discharge for disability.
1t is an honorable discharge
and carries no stigma.
Q-My brother married just
before Ae-went uvcrseay and
he was killed in action within
a week after he went into com
bat. My mother received
blank form TO claim six months
death gratuity pay, but a slip
that came with il said for her
not TO fill out the form If my
brother left "A widow l. this
girl. To whom he was married
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Connolly Answers

"a; pa; 3-b: 4-b; 5-b
tSchipperke: SIN all dog;
6-(a) bell ringing; (bD
poisons: (c) insects; I'D
everything; (e) earthquakes.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
r.. 3 . HbaJHeEHNas

I cannot tcl the sgeH
That biHds Bour image
Eazegs.s- --rtrr- itrr7-t,
only know Vou arc 10 my
eIiSteHce
IL Ufrg Utfni part.
Anne Chambers katchum,
4 MAN should get a haircut
10 m hiS face and figure.
This will make him much bet
ter looking" " SO states "A writer
on the subject ST the we'll
dressed man.
Think that over LADY Have
your husband go 10 a barber
who viii give HIM Il face fitting
haircut. Maybe WHi make
him 50 good looking YOU could
get him in the movies.
After one of those super
dHPrr artistic halrcutS be- mlgnt
come home looking like Clark
Gable or Walter Pidgoon
HIWAT'S "A smart Young,trr
u YOU have there" ! said 10
q young mother "lIe- ought tu
be-" said The mother his
father was one of the smartest
men in the country"
AT that point an elderly gem
tleman standing nearby
snapped " "lIeredity has nothing
10 DO with intelligence
| didn't have the time 70
argue the point with the old
boy. but he was wrong. Intel
hgence is greatly influenced by
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
Your
SUCCESS ~ MARRIAGE
Igkta

partner
o. your ClDicef
What are the siRns that f0reten 'ne
success ~ any MARRIAGE
Two Cf Americas Cu'stanfinE slclo-
lrgiSts spent years searching out Eis
Fral information an1 noN Dt WlK->
y Ram has secured O. fsr YOU Win n
yuu can, score yourself and y0ur par nrr
on the Important factors u maflare
success
This booklet viii b. sent a. cru Toe
and p stamped f1ct sefaddfcsted on
vei1p. Affress Dr WlrFam LIS
EXPLORE YOUR MIND. GO Tue Ds-
tFOit Ilmes Dtlrolt 81 Nirh
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

TIlERE are over 10000 beauty
Il shops in the United states.
according 10 the most recent
statistics.
If you could figure out Some
thing that wettld sell well so
beauty shops you would be a
millionaire in practically no time
even with the current income
tax rates.
! know OF a woman who orig
mated couple of popular
beauty shop items
She made plenty from them
and then. deciding to retire. sold
her rights for four million dol
lars in cash.
The way 10 start 20 try 10
think of some beauty shop item
that might put you in the i'm
portant money is 10 ask your
wife, feminine relatives and ac-
quaintances what they would
like TO have that they cannot
now get In beauty shop.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

SIIOTS
Airplane stamps and 3-VHIf Iu-
definitely Loose STAMPS uHf accepted
Landlords must feristrr en- TENANCY
CHANCES and an rented SPACE 'Or
living OF sleeping
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27
On the
Side

she doesn't like one of your
explanations for being tate just
get a pitcher of cold water.
Then tie a bib on your wife
and throw the water in her
face.
II you Try either or both Of
tn csc scientific suggestions
please report the results as our
Horses & Mules Department
would like 10 add same 10 its
files under the head of wife
training"
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

EDITORS NOTErH1y Ho-
worth eounSeIs through her col
ur,n; NOT BY mail or personal
rntsrUisW. Write her in care of
The Detroit Times.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-27

The DETROIT TIMES Ga
July 1915
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20

very severe might have been much
worse.
Sam Kohler's house caught on fire
on Christmas. Luckily a neighbor
noticed the blaze and the fire was
put out before the entire house
burned.
Noah Steiner won sweepstakes at
the Columbus Grove mid-winter fair
on his prize Durocs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orlo Marshall re-
turned Saturday from their western
trip. Mrs. Marshall will resume her
duties in the Pandora schools.
Miss Idaai Eby returned to her
studies at the Illinois medical col
lege at Chicago. She was accom-
panied to the city by Miss Gladys
Leaman.
Cyrus Locher, a former Settle
ment boy who has just completed a
second successful term as prosecut-
ing attorney of Cuyahoga county, is
associated in law firm of Locher
Green and Woods with offices in
Cleveland.
Miss Corrine Kimmel has resumed
her place in the Combs furniture
store.
Miss Sylvia Marks of Lima spent
several days with Mr.. and Mrs. Man
Miller.
Mrs. Lloyd Murray spent several
days with her mother, Mrs. O. M
Ramsey, of Convoy.
Dwight and Dwayne Murray dined
with DR.. and Mrs. Woods of Rawsor
on News Years Day.
Miss Nellie Eaton is judging the
domestic arts exhibits at the
Vaughnsville Mid Winter Fair. She
placed the awards at a similar faii
in Columbus Grove last week.
The Richland Male Quartet as
sisted by Daniel Alspach, reader
gave a sacred program at the U. B
church at Lima. Members of the
quartet are Jesse Bracy, Vance
Shrider, Noah Messenger, and Chris
Gratz.
r. P. Steiner, agent for the Rock
Island Butter company has sold his
cream station to Wilson Hawk who
has taken possession of same.
Sam Bixel of the firm of Grat7
and Bixel has purchased his partners
interest in the store and will continue
| the business.
Albert Badertscher is visiting in
Tennessee for several weeks.
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20
STOCK SALES

For rent-Bulls: Shorthorn Here
ford, Angus and, ,>Bfown Swiss. Ira
Moser. IF
Service bulls delivered. Fee So plus
1oc per mile one way Effective Sep
tember /. c. N. LoHg & Son, phone
Ada Red 1860. IF
For cattle dehornhg call G. H.
Edwards, the deh4 4rner, Findlay.
Ohio. Arteries maschlated, no bleed
ing. 81
Crest tires. Follswing Isizef in
stock 475/500 X 1914 44QI4AE 21.
525/550 x IS; 525/55 X il GOO X 16:
625/65O Is. See Crest before you
buy. Gamble storel Auth. Dealer.
For sale-RegRtered Hereford
pigs, bred sows AID gifts; also two
older boars. L. q Burwell, 2 miles
south and Il mi west of Beaver
dam. 3h
For sale-Jerseyz zG6ernsey heifer
5h months old. Call phone 525-R.
For sale-Chickens alive or dress
ed. No dressed orders after Friday
noon. Earl L. Matter, phone 628-T.
36
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20

Blufiton High reserves copped
their fourth win in five starts in
trouncing Lima st. Johns seconds,
27 to II, on the local floor Tues
day night.
The Pirates started strong to run
to 2 first quarter lead, and the
locals were setting the pace at half
time, IL to 10. The third quarter
score was % to Is.
Kirkland with eight points, Which
with seven, Stonehill with six and
Reagan with four led the attack of
the locals in the tilt.
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20
News Our Grandfathers Read FL i IS .sEF 4HF
From Issue OF May 26, 1910

A petition has been signed by the
property owners along Blanchard
avenue to have the name of that
street changed to College avenue.
Menno Augsburger II bought a
second hand motorcycle from Rural
Carrier Elmer Augsburger.
The Bluffton Machine Company
will enlarge their shop on Grove
Street by the building of frame
addition 40x32 feet.
Albert Baumgartner is excavating
an additional cellar at his main
street residence. He will raise and
modernize the building.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henson Good, Mr..
and Mrs. Ceasar Tschantz, Mr.. and
Mrs. S. A. John and families attend
ed birthday party Sunday at the
home of Mrs. Ford, southwest of
Conner. Four generations were
represented.
Pauline Garau was granted a
teachers certificate following the
Boxwell examination held at Lima.
Misses Zoa Bentley, Elva Moser,
Sibyl Close, Nellie Eaton, Martha
Diller, and Helen Kibler will take
advantage of the special offer of the
school board and attend six weeks at
Miami university.
Yves Davidson had the misfortune
of getting his hand in a buzz saw
at the Frank Keine woods. The hand
was badly lacerated and II stitches
were needed.
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20
Settlement
"A MERRY CHRISTINA :.

The following officers were elected
| by the Ebenezer Mennonite SUNDAY
school last Sunday morning to serve
for the coming year:
Supt., Joseph Thompsa6; asst,
Willis Amstutz; primary Hpt., Kath-
een Amstutz; asst, Mrs. Vinton
Bucher; see.-treas., Clifton Diiier;
asst, Vinton Bucher; manager, Rob
art Gerber; asst, Wayne Amstutz
chorister, Francis Niswander; asst,
Evan Sommer; pianist, Mabel Am
stutz; asst, Mrs. VIM. Althaus: IL
hrarian, Ferol .Althaus; asst, Verna
Keifer; S. S. Com member, Mrs. Wat
son Steiner; home dept. supt., Mrs.
Morris Niswander; asst, Mrs. Albert
Diller; radio com. member, Mrs. Vim
ton Bucher.
Rev. John T. Morris preached at
st. John church Sunday morning
Rev. and Mrs. Morris will be remem-
bered here by many who attended the
evangelistic services they conducted
here fourteen years ago.
Miss Carol Diller who has spent
some time as nurse in Porto Rico, is
at present visiting relatives here.
Frederick Soldner who is employed
at Decatur, Ind, spent the week end
with his folks at home.
Word has been received from
Arthur Schumacher recently that the
car load of heifers that he accom-
panied to Unionbridge, Maryland,
will soon be on their ocean voyage
and their destination viii be Czecho-
slovakia.
The ladies' chorus Of st. John en-
ioyed their Christmas gift exchange
at the home OF Mrs. Earl Diller Mon
day evening following a pot luck sup
per. New officers were elected for
the coming year.
Rev. and Mrs. Aubrey Henderson
and daughter Irma Marie of Belle
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20

Edgar Jackson has gone to Marion
to work in the steam shovel factory
Andy Stauffer and Clair Huber
each received a teachers certificat,
after completing a successful Box.
we'll examination.
Raymond Stratton and Hope Hube,
are each recovering nicely fromb -
case of the measles.
Philip Schumacher is teaching ir
the Mansfield Reformatory and is
well pleased with the job.
An old meerschaum pipe, the OBJ.
ject of an intensive search by the
Doriot family has been located in q
cellar at the Steiner stock farm now
owned by DR.. Rudy. The pipe was
constantly used by father Doriol
before he moved to Bluffton. The
article has been missing for Is
years, ever since the old gentlemen's
death. After being on display ir
Stepleton's pool room it was pur-
chased by Mahlon Doriot of Pandora
for $50. The pipe is an heirloom OF
the Doriot family.
Miss Maud Anderson, instructor in
Latin and history at Bluffton college
will leave soon for an European trip
with party of friends from Oberlin.
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20
NEWS OUR FATHERS READ
FROM ISSUE OF JAN. 4, 1917

car, and blew the horn as he at
tempted to pass. Bowersox ran to
the team and attempted to grasp a
strap but slipped and fell. The team
bolted and the wagon wheel passed
over the body of the unfortunate
man. Fortunately the wagon was
empty and the injuries although
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1945-12-20

Henry Bowersox of Mt. Cory, in
jured in an accident near the Fred
Bauman farm, is in critical condi-
ton at the Sanitorium. Bowersox
was hauling stone and walking along
beside the wagon while driving the
team. Jesse Welty also driving in
the same direction approached in his