The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-05-04
Walter Winchell
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, Hitler's name must be perpetuated among the Germans. Every platz and strasse and highway named for him should continue to wear the Adolf Hitler tag. Why shouldn't his name offend German noses the way it has the noses of other people? After all, they nourished him, so they can be stuck with him. His puss must also be kept public-all over the billboards, the school books and calendars. He must always be referred to as Der Fuehrer, and we can drop around a couple of dec- ades from now and ask them what they think of the founder of the master race.
 And that master race should be a must, too. They must never re- fer to themselves as anything else. If they fall the penalty will be a solo rendition of the Horst Vessel song, verse and chorus. The only excuse for not uttering master race will be a doctors certificate swearing the holder got the phrase stuck in his throat. He'll just have to write "Heil, Hitler" a hundred times.
 Germany's big day of the future will be called Der Tag and will De observed annually, with everybody compelled by law to participate. The day will begin with broadcasts of Hitler's pop-off speeches (record- ings), featuring those denouncing | those excusing the German murder CTS on the ground that inferior races deserved to die. Then there will ne movies, with attendance compulsory, showing the beaten and starved prisoners of war at Lublin, Mai denek, Treblinka, Mieste, BelSen, Auschwitz, Orbke and Heppenheim. And just to show that the Ger mans don't discriminate against their own allies in the matter of bestiality, the murders of the Rome cave will be screened, too.
 Every German upon reaching his or her 2lst birthday will be made to make pilgrimage to Lidice, and there hear a reading of the report of hangman Heydrich, who mur- dered in vengeance every innocent child and woman in that Czech viii lage.
 To return to the celebration Of Der Tag, the final exercise of the day would be a standing vote by the population on what they think of the Versailles Treaty of Word War I. And they would be asked if they had plenty of living room, or had their patience become eX- haused the way it had so often before 1939
 If any of the Krauts cared to lessons culled from some neWspa- pers in the U. s. Since these les sons were originally written to con- fort the Nazi ideal, they would prob ably be easy to absorb. The Ger mans would be particularly inter- ested in the American columns that sneered at reported German atrocities as so much hogwash.
 Freedom of the Press Dept From neWsman Eric SevareidS $ piece in a weekly: Last Summer an American general in Egypt called 4n the correspondents. His comments went about like this: My military censors are going to examine every thing you write about this theate.', whether it concerns politics or any thing else. There will be nothing critical of this theater sent out of here by you gentlemen. If any one of you thinks he may be inclined to write anything critical, he may as well leave now. And don't go complaining to the War Dept. l don't intend to have any interfer- ence in this theater,'
 Some of the stunned reporters tried to send private cables to their home offices explaining their position. The cables were stopped. They tried to explain it in airmaiI letters. The letters were seques- terd"
 It is about time someone informed the general one of the things hn is supposed to be fighting for-is freedom of the press.
 Hitler and Goebbels Commit Suicide"-headline
 They finally killed the right peo- pie. What wonderful, final pune Cuation mark to the last chapter cf the most outrageous liars in history
 This reporter will be the last to believe they are dead. We'll lay even money they both wind up at the San Francisco conference as delegates for Franco and Argentina
 To raise $20,000 for Leiston Eng | land, Welcome Home Fund, each housekeepsr was asked for a thank offering of one cent after each meal.