The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-05-24

couple of tricks up his, that sur prise even staid Eric Blore. Carlos Ramirez will sing Morgan's favorite song, "Oracion Caribe' (Caribbean Prayer) for his farewell appearance on the program. Imme- diately after the broadcast Ramirez leaves for concert engagement in Rio de Janeiro.
 Jack Haley invites the village polk CT club to his home for a session, and prevails upon Joan Davis to pose as his cook, during the "Vil lage Store" program tonight, NEG. 9:3O. What Joan does in the kit chen sets the culinary arts back 50 years.
 Dave Street will sing Dream, and the Fountainnaires offer "Ex- actly Like You" accompanied by Eddie Paul and the orchestra.
 Hostess Dinah offers a musical salutation of Good Good when she welcomes guest star Tur- han Bey to "Dinah Shores Open House." tonight at 830 over NEG.
 Dinah is joined by the male chorus of Joseph Lilley singers in present. ing special arrangements of The Navajo Trail,' while Dinah herself contributes her own arrangements of Candy" and Laura.
 Hint to hopeful mytery story au- thors who aspire to hear their brain children on the weekly Hollywood Mystery Time" series:
 Producer Travis Wells, who selects the yarns to be aired on the pro- gram, admits he has a preference for euphonious sounding titles. He particularly likes alliterative titles, which he claims pique listeners in tereSt Three recent examples of Hollywood Mystery Time" titles il- lustrating this theory are: The Case of the Mastered Mahatma," "The Case of the Punctured Pug" and The Case of the Omilou Or chid.'
 Sixteen-year-o Ronnie Reiss, who plays the role of Teddy" in Miss Hattie" the Blue Networks dramatic series starring Ethel Bar rymore, told cast members at a re- cent rehearsal about his sister, Ruth, who is having her voice cultivated.
 'Is it improving?" asked Miss Barrymore graciouSly.
 Its growing tronger," Ronnie re- piled She used to be heard only two apartments away. Now were getting complaints from people in the next building"
 Clifton Fadiman, master of cere- monies of The Road Ahead, re- ports twist observed when the Blue Network rehabilitation pro gram recently visited the Army Air Forces Convalescent Hopital at Pawling, N. Y. In the middle of huge lawn stands a sign, hoSpitably inviting Please walk on the grass. "
 It Pays to be Ignorant Gags Tom Howard says his bored of experts" are so dumb, they think an officers mess is captains wife! :. . George Shelton defines discipline as something we like to teach others, but don't like being taught! .. Tom Howard has to eat garlic before going to the doctor to prove that he's breathing . . Lulu Mcconnell knows song that starts with an Irish naIne-"Mike Country Iris of Thee .. Harry McNaughton used to work as a preacher in a shoe store-he saved souls! . Lulu Mcconnell says call her Baseball" because she $ got lots of curves. And you've been batter around a tot, adds rom Howard! .. George Shelton doesn't suffer from stupidity-he enjoys every minutes of it! Lulu Me Mcconnell invested the sum total of S28.l4la for her newest dress she got the odd figure from eating too much. Tom Howard, quiz master has invented a phonograph to take care of babies-a automa-