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Evening star., 1945-04-23
Deaths Reported

Paul A. Draper. rs. 2s1a 18th st.
Maria Thornton, 76. 2sO3 Ontario road.
Mittie B. Mason, "A, 24O7 1st St
Charles W. Ashford, 73, $40 7th st. sw.
MARY E Mobley; ~ 33l MARYLAND ave. ne
James W. ,Whalen. 63, 2l4 Mass ave n .
Bertha Sutherland. So. $40 Ala ave. Sc.
Annie johnson, "a, s26 B ST. ne
Joseph 6; Worker, SO, Jenkintown. Pa.
Edward Horst, 81. 6O3 Gsllatin st.
Beulah M Barkley. 3s. 926 Shepard st.
Jacob H. Diehm, SO, Mannheim, Pa
Peter A. Christy, 81, YOUNGSTOWN. Ohio.
Charles s. Murrell, 20. 1921 T st.
Edna samuels, rs. Ills 9TH st. Sc
James W. Swami, II, Bel Alton, Nd.
Harry 7. Taylor, IS, 1715 7th 1T.
Mary NJ. Stewart. "a. 424 @ St
John T. Richards, so, 1929 5th 1t.
Albert j. Onley. 90, 2al2 st. NV
", waiter Harris, 56. ~ Fenton place.
William s. H. Jones, As, 1900 42d IT.
Edward Scott. a., 1O1S Girard at
Catherine Brooks. 20. S15 22d St
Irving Williams, 26. 9O5 9Th st. sc.
Douglas H. Smith. %. a2I 1st ST. s.v.
Ronald Ready, infant 723 4th St
Evening star., 1945-04-23
Representative PoweII's
Mother Dies in New York

BY the Associated Press
NEW YORK, April 23.-Mrs. Mat
tie Fletcher Powell, 73, mother
Of Representative Powell. Demo-
crat. of New York, died yesterday.
Born in Montgomery, w. Va, she
attended West Virginia public
schools and Whalen Seminary, now
West Virginia Seminary and Col
lege.
She is survived by her son and
her husband, Dr. Adam Clayton
Powell, sr., Harlem minister.
Evening star., 1945-04-23

DAY IN Emer-
gency Hospital
after a brief ILL
ness, will he
held at $50 am.
w e d nesday at
the Hysong fu-
neral home. Re-
QUEEN mass will
follow at 10 am.
at St. Thomas
t h e Apostle
Church. Burial
will be In Mount
Olivet Cemetery.
Mr.. Cron in,
who lived at
1QdS CalN q r [
Evening star., 1945-04-23
Shirley Temple Hos Birthday

HOLLYWOOD, April % tP,. -
Shirley Temple celebrated a BIRTH
day ,her studio says she's now ID
at her home today. Her fiance,
Sergt. Jack Agar, arrived to spend
the day with her. He is stationed
at nearby March Field.
Evening star., 1945-04-23
Louis B. Mayer Hurt Aooin

HOLLYWOOD, April 73.-Movis
Magnate Louis B. Mayer, only re-
Gently recovered from an injury re-
ceived in a fall of a horse, suffered
sprained ankle in an automobile
mishap yesterday. His chauffeur
piloted car brushed with a truck.
Evening star., 1945-04-23
Patrick D. Cronin, FSA
Division Counsel, Dies

Funeral services for Patrick D.
Cronin, St, general counsel for the
Food and Drug Division, Federal
Security Agency, who died Satur-
Evening star., 1945-04-23
Scottish Banker Dies

LONDON, April 23-Death In
Edinburgh of Sir William Whyte
who retired year ago as general
manager of the Royal Bank Of
Scotland, was announced today.
Evening star., 1945-04-23
wORsHIPFuL MASTER.
Attest: JOHN J. BARNES, Jr Secy.

CONN EDITH HELEN On Sunday ADril
90 la45. EDITH HELEN CONN OF $40
26th st. NV. beloved sister Of David Tolar
and Evelyn Parrett, niece OF Mrs. Blossom
Fleet and aunt OF Theodore Tolar, UrSa
line Penn, Dorothy Iyerson. Joan Fleet and
Theodore Tolar. she also leaves other
relatives and friends. Notice of funeral
later. Arrangements by w. Ernest Jarvis
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
University Cites
MacOmb Student

LISTED in the top 10 per cent
of his classes at the University
of Cincinnati is Frederick H..
Braun. of Washington, Mich,
according to a university re-
lease received today.
Braun, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Frederick Braun, Route One,
Box 40, Washington, and a l943
graduate of Romeo high school,
wins the coveted listing on the
deans list Of students ranking
highest enthusiastically at the uni
versity. He is a sophomore in the
College of Engineering and
Commerce, majoring in mechan-
ical engineering.
INVITATIONS have been is
sued by group of five young
people for a dance to be held
Friday evening, April 27, at
Harrison Town hall. Hosts are
Nancy Nickel, c h arl o t G
Krause, Patricia TT m b ! y.
Richard Spier and Bob Hameis-
fer
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Event Slated for May 3
at Harrison 7 own Hall

MORE THAN 100 women from
all over Macomb county are ex-
pected to attend the annua !
Achievement Day of the Michi-
gan State College Extension
Groups.
The Harrison Township Home
Economics Club will be hostess
to the different groups for the
occasion, set for Thursday, May
3, beginning at 1890 o'clock in
the morning, at Harrison Town
Hall.
Committees in charge of ar
rangements for the day have
been announced by the club. Mrs.
Lloyd Wilson is the official host
ess, and the welcoming commit
tee includes Mrs. Earl Briley,
Mrs. Clark Graham, Mrs. NAL
colin Hurlburt and Mrs. c. F.
Dietzel.
DISPLAY
The achievement display, In
which will be included the best
examples of work done by the
extension groups throughout the
county, is being arranged by
Mrs. Karl o. Brink. Mrs. Asa
Vandecarr, an, Mrs. Graham.
Table decorations for the pot
luck luncheon are in charge of
Mrs. Cecil c. Marvin, Mrs. Vern
Trombley and Mrs. Jerry Dunk
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
CaAnda, o looming G"enh
FRIDAY. APRIL 20

friday APRIL 70
LOYAL WORKERS CIRCLE annual dinner, Williams
Dining Room, at $50
CHOIR of Grace Episcopal Church, at the parish
house, at 7:30 p. m.
E. s. OFFICERS PRACTISE, at Masonic Temple, at 1880
SATURDAY. APRIL q
JUNIOR WATCHFUL CIRCLE at the Kings Daughters
Home, with Marolyn Priehs as hostess at 2:30 p m
Modern Electric store sponsored by Pres
byterian Philathea Class, to p m.
NINE-TWENTY CLUB at USO, at Admission, cloth
ing for United National Clothing Drive
CARD PARTY and dance at Harrison Hail. sponsored by
Bevidere Taxpayers Association, to benefit Boy Scout
Troop SO, at 730 p.
LADY MACCABEES public dance in Maccabee Hail. $50 to
IL p
MONDAY, APRIL %
GOLDEN RULE CIRCLE Kings Daughters with Mrs John
l.. Arthur, 70 Grove Park avenue, at p. m.
YOUNG WOMENS METHODIST GUILD, with Mrs. Ronald
Clarke 9812 Lincoln avenue, at p. m.
RED CROSS NURSES AIDE CORPS, in nurses hail. st.
Joseph Hospital, at p
BLUE STAR MOTHERS with Mrs Peter Butke, IS Wells
street, at 1870 p.
FRANZ KUHN LODGE knights of Pythias Pythian Hall,
PUBLIC GAMES PARTY in VIEW Hail. sponsored by Ladies'
Auxiliary of Oskar Andreas Post, at 8 p. m
GOLDEN RULE CIRCLE of Kings Daughters with Mrs.
John Arthur, 70 Grove Park at 2 p. m.
GARDEN CLUB BOARD MEETING with Mrs. NJ E. Wat
TUESDAY, APRIL "a
PAGODA TENT HIVE, of Maccabees in Maccabee Hall, at
ARMADA CHAPTER 2el, oEs. initiation banquet past pat
rons and past matrons night, at $50 p. m.
SILVER CROSS CIRCLE at the Kings Daughters Home,
with Mrs. Mitchell Schalm, hostess, at m.
DANCE FOR SERVICE MEN and USO Club, at
LADIES' AUXILIARY rraternal Order of Eagles in Aerc
CIVIC CHORUS REHEARSAL in M C. H. S. Community
Room, at 1870 p.
LADY ARBEITERs games party at Barron Hall at p
WCTU REGULAR MEETING in the Methodist Church 100
JUNIOR MACCABEEs in Maccabee Hall at 4 D. M
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Shower HOnOrS
Bride-Elect

A MISCELLANEOUS SHOW
Err was given last evening by
Mrs. Earl Steinbrink, Mrs. Jay
Card, Mrs. Henry Zuehlk and
Mrs. Kenne h Card at the
Zuehlke home on Euclid avenue,
to honor Patricia Daniels, who
will marry Melvin Card on April
%.
Twenty guests played bunco
after the shower, with prizes 60
ing to Mrs. Joseph Card, Mrs.
Jeff Stevens, Mrs. Fred Kurz
and Mary Milan.
THE YOUNG WOMEN'S
EPISCOPAL LEAGUE evening
bridge club met at the home Of
Mrs. Floyd Ransom, Riverside
Bay Court. Mrs. Seaford King
scott was assistant hostess. Mrs.
Collie Sims and Mrs. Frank
Summers were guests of the
League. Prizes were won by Mrs.
Sims, Mrs. Earle Burke and Mrs.
Ransom.
MIR. AND MRS. WALTER
LEHNER are entertaining their
dinner club this evening at their
home on South Wilson boule-
ward.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Red Cross Corps Set
for WonthZy Meeting

A FEATURE the April ton of certificates and pins
eetnsS of Cross the last class of 10 Nurses
Nurses Corps will be presenta Aides. Mrs Walter fenon
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
FRANCES FARMHOUSE ur

FRANCES FARMHOUSE UNI
derwent an appendectomy at ST..
Joseph's h hospital Wednesday
night. Daughter of Mrs. Eva
Barkhouse of 81 Crocker boule-
ward, she is reported today in
excellent condition.
JACQUELINE JOHN, who
has spent the last seven months
in San Francisco, returned home
yesterday and is at the home Of
her pare is, Mr.. and Mrs.
George w. John.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Births at st. JOseph's

MIR. AND MRS. FRANCIS E.
p ETIT p r E N, 266 Dickinson
avenue, a son, April 10.
MIR. AND MRS. MELVIN
L. BOLDEN, 40 Brooks street,
a son, April II.
MR.. AND MRS. QUINTQ
GASPAROTTO, East Detroit. a
daughter. April II.
T/SGT. AND MRS. WILLIAM
c. HOADLEY, a son, William
Charles, Jr., 81 Eastman street.
April II.
MR.. AND MRS. HAROLD c.
WRIGHT, st. Clair Shores, a
son, April 16.
MIR. AND MRS. HARRY H.
DUBAY, 127 S. Gratiot avenue,
a son, April II.
MR.. AND MRS. GEORGE B.
GUILD, 10 Hubbard avenue, a
daughter, Carol Jean, April 16.
S/SGT. AND MRS. HARRY
H KOW, East Detroit, a
daughter, Paulette Christine,
April 16.
PVT. AND MRS. DONALD J.
PAINE, Warren, Donald James,
Jr., April 16.
T/SGT. AND MRS. JOHN G..
St. Clair, Warren. a daughter,
Sara Kay, April 16.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Service Men Home
on Furlough, Leave

PVT. RAYMOND J. knoll,
Route 3, Cotton road, to May 2.
STANLEY F. PETITPREN.
246 Dickinson avenue, to April
80.
ALBERT HOHENSEE, 437
Jones street, to April 81.
CHARLES BOYD, 8 Barbara
street, to May 2.
PVT. CLIFFORD L. STIER,
Route 5, to May 4.
JOHN T. BANNOW, So Lin
coin avenue, to April II.
PVT. r. F. NUGENT, Sell
fridge Field, to April 20.
PVT. LOREN GERRED, Sell
fridge Field, to May /.
PFC. FRANCIS A. MONROE,
Route 6, to April Is.
BERNARD CHA MPIN E,
S 1Lc, USN, los Euclid avenue,
to May II.
EDWIN H. USTASZEWSKI,
1910 Glenwood road, to May 49,.
HAROLD j. GILBERT, JR.,
Utica, to April 25.
PVT. MARTIN H. SCHATZ,
100 Gallup avenue, to April %.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20

the last class of 10 Nurses
Aides, Mrs. Walter Fenton,
county chairman announced to-
day.
The leeting is set for Monday
evening at 8 o'clock in the
nurses hall at st. Joseph's hos
pital. Mrs. Fenton will make
the presentations and Eugene
Grobschmidt, Red Cross field
director at Selfridge, will ad-
dress the group.
Also to be shown is a film
These Weapons" and a ques-
ton and answer period will be
conducted by Mrs. Jessie King,
school nurse.
Nurses Aides who will re-
ceive their certificates and pins
are Mrs. Marion E. Baxter, Mrs.
Winifred Kups, Mrs. Henry j.
Madou, Mrs. c. H. r. MacKen-
zie, Mrs. A. ]. Pickman, all OF
Mount Clemens; Mrs. Myrtle
Endres of Fraser; Mrs. Frank
Sass of New Baltimore; Mrs.
Charles B. Heath, Mrs. Louis j..
Lusk and Mrs. Marian E. REESE,
all of Roseville.
All members of this class have
been o. active duty as Nurses
Aides while awaiting the for
NAL admission to the Corps.
All Nurses Aides of Macomb
county are requested to be
present for Monday evening S
meeting.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
oun Extension Group Members Await Annual Achievement Day
With the Colors

SECOND 1T. ROBERTA j.
STEWART, ANC, who has a &c.
hour pass from Camp Mccoy,
Wis, this weekend, will fly
home to spend Sunday with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Stewart, 100 Riverside drive.
WORD comes today that Mil
dred Frances Calvert, seaman
&c, WAVE, has completed her
basic training at the Naval
Training School, The Bronx.
New York, and has reported for
further instruction as a hospital
apprentice at Bethesda, Md.
Twenty-Five years old, a 1899
graduate of Mount Clemens
High school, WAVE Calvert
was a secretary in the office of
the flight surgeon at Selfridge
Field before entering service in
February, 1945. Her brother,
Sgt. Seymour Calvert, 81, has
just been promoted from the
rank Of corporal, at his New
Mexico army base. Their par
ents are Mr.. and Mrs. H. CAL
vert, 81 Garden drive.
MRS. AUSTIN L. BERRY,
1872 Moser place. has received
word that her husband has been
promoted to the rank of colonel.
Colonel Berry has been stationed
at 18th Air Force headquarters
in Italy since July, 1912, as
b m b er pilot. They have a
daughter, Sandra Kay, age three.
PVT. PAUL T . JOHNS is
spending furlough with his
mother, Mrs. Mary Johns, at SIS
Gibbs street. Pvt. Johns, for
merly stationed at Camp Fam
min, Texas, will report at FIT.
Meade, Md, April "a.
NEWS has arrived of the pro-
motion of Harold F. Volkenant,
30, from junior grade warrant
officer to second lieutenant in
February, 1912, and went over
seas in October, 1943. He is now
stationed at Ninth Air Force
headquarters in Paris. Son of Mr..
and Mrs. Paul A. Volkenant, IS
Gallup avenue, 1t. Volkenant is
married to the former Evelyn
Goodar of Richmond, and they
have 16-months-old son, Rob-
ert Jon, whpm his father has
never seen.
AIC JOHN F. PASSFIELD is
home on 15-day furlough visit
ing his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert Passfield, Route 7. He is
stationed at Scott Field, Ill.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Delegates Named

MRS. WILLIAM ULLRICH.
Market street, was hostess yes
terday to the Hand-in-Hand Cir
Gle of Kings Daughters. Dele
gates to the convention May Is
were announced as follows: Mrs.
Louis Wolf, Mrs. Albert Kimber-
lin, Mrs. George Giescke, Mrs.
Carl Jones, Mrs. Ullrich and
Mrs. Bertha Hubel. The group
pledged $1,000 for the Cancer
Research Foundation.
MR.. AND MRS. B YRO N
STUCK have returned from
Redbank, N. j., where they
have been visiting their son and
daughter-in-law, 1t. and Mrs.
William Stuck. 1t. Stuck has
been stationed with a naval
supply corps at Asbury Park
sinse last Spring.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Operetta is


ANNOUNCEMENT is made
today of plans for the annual
Macomb School operetta, to be
presented Wednesday, May 2 by
approximately 1875 sixth grade
students of Macomb school, I'M
der the direction of Lois Harper,
music supervisor, and the Ma
comb school faculty.
This years operetta will be
tom Sawyer" based on Mark
Twain's book, with music by G..
A. Grant Schaefer, and dramati-
zation by Theodosia Paynter.
Rehearsals are we'll under way
for the three-act presentation.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Blue Star Mothers
to Meet Monday

BLUE STAR Mothers Mount
Clemens chapter will meet Mon
day with Mrs. Butke, IS Welts
street, at 100 o'clock for bus
mess meeting and sewing.
Members will bring pieces of
sheets. pillow cases, and out
ing flannel and sewing equip
ment for making crutch pads for
Percy Jones Hospital at Battle
Creek. The members are also
joining in the United National
Clothing Collection, seeking es-
pecially thin clothing for Phil
ippine distribution.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20

elberg. The serving committee
includes Mrs. Charles DeSot,
Mrs. Wilbur Hinton, Mrs. Hurl-
burt, Mrs. Edward Miller, Mrs.
Trombley and Mrs. Graham. As
sisting in the serving will be
Mrs. Walter Braun, Mrs. Donald
Locke, and Mrs. Walter Krause.
The cake and coffee for the
potluck luncheon will be served
by the hostess club.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Mrs. LaRiviere Gives
Bridge-Luncheon

MRS. JOSEPH o. LaRIVIERE
was hostess to a group of friends
at a bridge-luncheon Wednesday
afternoon at her home, 1872
South Gratiot avenue.
The guest list included Mrs.
Herman Portenga, Mrs. Earl S.
Swan, Mrs. Lyle Hackett, Mrs.
Frank Sommers and Martha La
Riviere, as we'll as Mrs. Donald
Distlerath and Mrs. George
Henry, who won the bridge
prizes.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1945-04-20
Fidelis Circle Sets
April Banquet Date

PLANS were begun for the
Mother Daughter banquet on
April Is. when Fidelis Circle
met with Elfrieda Carl on We'd
nesday. Mrs. Erwin Egle was
named chairman.
The circle voted q $40 dona-
ton to the epileptic home in Mis-
souri, which is supported by the
cheurch. Card prizes were won
by Mrs. Edwin Roiser. Evelyn
Ruschky, Mrs. Howard Harder,
and Mrs. Fred Resico, Jr. Mrs.
Carl Brandenburg, Jr. will be
hostess May 4.
MIR. AND MRS. HAROLD
LINDSEY will be hosts at dinner
and cards Saturday evening for
members of their Detroit-Mount
Clemens duplicate club.
MIR. AND MRS. GRAHAM
GRACEY have returned from
Miami, Fla, where they spent
the winter months.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04
Two Radio Dials Guide
Vessels in Mine Fields

LONDON. - A 30-pound radio de-
vice that enables a navigator to de-
termine his vessels position by
reading two dials and consulting
a chart, was taken off the secret list
recently by the admiralty.
The apparatus. which guided ships
from many parts of southern Eng
land through minefields to Nor
mandy beaches on D-Day, was
credited by seamen with being five
times more accurate than any other
navigational aid.
The instrument sends out a radio
beam which allows the navigator to
take readings from the dials. The
vessels position is then determined
by correlatiag the dial readiags
with . specially marked chart.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04
Soldiers Stripe Taken
From Ancient Heraldry

Why do American noncommis-
stoned officers wear their stripes
a different way from British nom
commissioned officers? And which
is the right way?
The soldiers stripe is borrowed
from ancient Heraldry in which it
was known as a chevron. The
chevron represented the roof raft
ers, or the gable, of a house. It
appeared on the coat of arms of
nobleman as the defender of his
house. Later it became mark of
soldierly rank.
British noncommissioned Off
GERS wear the stripe "gable-down, :"
so to speak, and Americans wear
it "gable-up." There is no par
ticular point in saying that one
way is right and the other wrong;
but the American way is the origi-
nal chevron-way.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04
THOUGHTS ON JAPAN

1t is our fear that in most cases the
fello,Us being held as ,Var criminals will
be put on trial at time sUhen they can
get off on a claim, of old age exemption.
Now that the War is over ,Ue can't help
wondering ,Uhether next season will see
the Japanese acrobats back in the cir.
Gus labeled as Japs and not as Burmese.
We hare it on excellent authority that
the emperor's horse is in bad repute for
accepting the result as total defeat and
not feeling particularly grateful to any.
body for it.
The U. s. Rubber corporation an
nounces the completion of q plan
that converts chicken feathers into
fabric for clothing. Complaining the
question to the point (Which came
first, the chicken, the egg or the
twO-piece suit?"
Henry Wallace has written book.
Up to now he had been about the
only man in America who hadn't. 1t
is called ''Sixty Million Jobs" Our
idea of a swell cartoon is one show
ing a couple of hoboes getting copy
for Christmas.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04
SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK
Pretty Vestees for Classrooms

smart looking. The underline
coat vestee at top is knitted of
soft wool-the "hearts and flow
ers" model is crocheted in white
wool and embroidered in glowing
colors. Small gold buttons will be
striking.
To obtain complete knitting instructions
for the Button-O Over Vestee (Pattern No.
5289) and crocheting instructions for the
Hearts and Flowers Vestee pattern No.
5694) sizes IL, IA, Is, 10 included. send Is
cents in coin, for each pattern, your name,
address and the pattern number.
Due to an unusually large demand and
the current conditions, slightly more
time is required in filling orders for few
of the most popular pattern numbers.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04

for the fact the club wound up in
last place. 1t tears our hearts out
when we think of what they must
be suffering.
With bowed heads and with tears
streaming from our eyes we accept
full responsibility for every lost
game, wild throw, error and strike
out, trusting that the club owners,
manager and players will be noble
spirited enough to forgive us.
-
We know that the star pitcher
Lefty Bizzle, every time he was
picked and sent in to pitch against
anybody, proclaimed himself as
man of peace, and opposed going
through with the game at all. Never
at any time in the season did he
really want to pitch. In the high
nobility of his matchless spirit
and love for the team and the fans
he always cried, Include me out of
this" Losing every fight by scores
Of from IS to 80 to 0 he was ever
an exponent Of brotherly love.
-
The club owners, the managers
and the coaches also showed I'm
their matchless benevOlence they
were for harmony and understand
ing. And so it is with deep sincerity
that we apologize for having ever
caused them to think seriously of a
winning baseball team. In the dust
on our knees we express our pro-
found sorrow for all the worries we
have caused them.
In All Humility,
The Cash Customers.
PS.-We also think the outfit.
especially that bum who struck out
with the bases full, should now con.
centrate on science and the arts.
The famous estate of ]. P. Nor
gan at Glen Cove has been rented to
Amtorg, the Russian purchasing
commission in America. We trust
there is something in the lease pre-
venting the Russians from singing
the Volga boat song in the Morgan
swimming pools, doing Russian
dances in the floral beds or having
all the china done over with ham,
mer and sickle design. ~
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04

These tiger cubs may look cute
and playful, bat their keeper says
they are mean little brutes. They
have been taken from their mother
and placed in a cage of their own
at the San Francisco zoo. So far
they have rot been named. While
lien cubs horn In captivity are fairly
common. baby tigers are q rarity.
Dickenson County herald. [volume] (Clintwood, Va.) 1939-195?, 1945-10-04
&y7G11Aaszy
80 BY H. / PHLLLLPSA2 J.
THEY'RE MAKING CARS AGAIN!

THEY'RE MAKING CARS AGAIN!
("First NeiU Model Car Rolls of Pro.
duction Line" -HeadLine.)
Hail, Queen
Debutante of the Detours,
Emblem of the future,
Omen of traffic jams to come,
Reminder of happier days,
First new model since AZ!
Sister you look swell!
They've changed your shape again.
No lady could stand that operation
So often and stand it as you do.
You look better from the front. :.
And the rear view amt any worse.
Them auto engineers
Understand beauty treatments. I.
You're burned purity!
YOwsir! Global War Cert
Was superdooper. ..
She did more than was hoped for.
She amazed the engineers,
Stunned the owners
And fabbergasted the service sta
She even outdid the advertising
writer's!
She helped win war,
She was in there punchin' always,
And there's many fight in the old
gal yet.
Lissen, Babe of 1945-46. =.
If you can hold a candle to Cert
You'll do!
THE BASEBALL FANS TO A
LOSING CLUB
lin the Japanese manner
To the Club Owners, Managers,
Pitchers and All.
Gents:
Being as how our club has turned
out to be one of the worst clubs in
history, taking last place at the start
of the season and holding it nobly
to the finish, we, the fans, now pros
trate ourselves before you in deep
humility and boundless sorrow.
The pitching was sandlot stuff, the
fielding would not stand up in the
One-Eye League, the longest hit Of
the year was a two Dagger on open
ing day and the management should
of stood in bed. All of which hurts
us deeply on account of we fully un-
derstand that we alone were respon-
sible. We had nothing to say about
the batteries, the schedule, the
strategy or the coaching. All we did
was to pay in and show we could
take it. This was a rare privilege
and we are to blame for every
thing.
In this hour of disappointment and
chagrin we apologize, especially to
his August Presence, Tim Maloney,
the manager, to their Imperial
Majesties Cunnihan & Jones, club
owners, to pitchers CAM, Snaffu and
Crummie for the lousy season and