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Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1945-01-17
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,,l1mIo beiier i6 tperoe alio bic @r'
1te 1ein, Die sic beIu9en; Sic tonnen
unmoeli9 Die Abitdt boben, ft9 IN
Morton 5u oereraben, obne o11oere
3eritreuungen, als Die @romenaoen
in oie1em erdBliden Moroite, oies
tpare ia eeraoe3u eeeignet, einen ner'
riidt 511 MAIDEN - bite, bite, iagen
sic ia. Qie Dartlonos beranitalten ant
20. aueuit cine @artenfete, sic mill
len bo iein, lai1en sic it9 our@ mid
bort einfiibren2"
,,8os lit cine @artenfete? Da miro
es tpobl cine Menge 2eute geben, l11o
i9 traee fein 8erlongen no9 Ween'
fden."
$50 f6eint es Sbnen, oerf16en sic
es nur einmol, ettpos geielliger 5u
iein. 8enn Sie iid unbebaglid fiib'
len iouten, min id sic tein 5tpeites
MoI quGlen - oerlpre9en sic mir
nur oies iene Ma1 gu fommen?"
l1lrifa f6panfte, es lag Elm &orn'
den 8abrbeit in M}rs. 8Dr6s 8or'
ten. Die 81peit mar ibr 10 lang ge'
tporoen in 6ielen leBten 8o6en; Die
iippige lntGtigfeit erbriidte ite BET
nobe, eben borber nod bate ite oar'
iiber no9gebodt, ob Wiibe 11n0 Irbett
tpobl bic ei,15ieen Mfittel feien, l1m bic
3eit al totem. 8ie tpdre es, penn sic
Mrs. 8pros 2eaept beriuden tpiiroe ?
,,&ber i9 bin nod in Grauer" ,
loete iie idon bolb be5tpungen, inbem
iie ouf lire idpar3en 4leioer blidte.
,;Wein @ott, fir einen Better bier
ten ooer fiinften @raoes, bon oeiien
@1iitena sic mobl friiber fa1m ettpos
getpuBt baben, ftno pobl feds Nonate
Der Ero11er eenue. Qas l1ngliid ge'
fdob inn 9e5ember, mir iino nun i6on
I'M augu5t; sic tperoen mid bod ni9t
alauben MAIDEN tpollen, 6aB Sbre
Trauer Der @run6 6ieies @iniieoler'
lebens iei - nod niemals bat iemano
Inn einen 10 entfernten 8etter IN Die
ier Beiie Grauer eupfunoen."
,.@etpiB ni9t'', la9te l1lrita, ibr
2aden flone etgentiimlid beiier; i'd
tperoe olio fonmen, ober i9 babe lei.
ne abnung, mas id 5u tun babe, tpenn
i6 einmal bort bin."
Ines tpar beiier, als ibr @ebeimnis
eefabroet gu ieben, es eridredte ite
idon Der @eoanfe, bob man na9 Dem
@runoe ibrer 3uriidge5ogenbeit for'
iden tonnte, Mrs. 8prbs leBte 8e.
merfung madte iie oaber iofort nod.
giebig.
80breno bic beioen Domen nun
eemeinidaft1id ben 8iidpeg antra.
ten, tparoe beitimmt, oaB ulrifa in
Ben nodlten Eaeen 81 ldngerem Be-
Jude in @ollinetpooo eintreffen tper6e.
Sest bin i'd oeriorgt, i,1belte Wrs.
@pro, ols iie ,pte6er auein in ibrer
&utide fab. 9ieies iunee Mdoden III
Elm unibasbarer Magnet, ib tperbe
iie bel oer @artenfete einfiibren, 1,no
bic Jolse oabon ,piro iein, oaB ale
8elt nod Gouingpooo ftromen tpiro.
8abrlid, es lob1tt iid] tpobl Der Mii'
be, Elm Baor Sdube geopfert gu ia.
ben.
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Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1945-01-17

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idorfe 8eobadt,nesgabe jie ober oIs
beionoers 0aau geeignet eri9einerl
Iabt, uns oteie 8eidreibung gu Ite'
fern. Sie fdreibt am 81. auguit an
eine ibrer intimiten Sreunoinnen:
"&euerite Mollp! Sd CLAUDE, 70
1pie id itets bic @rite btn, bic CUR
3eit Der Saiion in 2onoon eridetnt.
10 babe i9 au6 als cine Der 2etten
0teIe Stabt berloiien, aber penigItens
babe i'd meinen 2onoieiour gut be.
gonnen uno iterbe bor 8eeieroe, 6ir
Die unglaubli6fte Der 6eten, Die i9
ie erlebt, 5u beidreiben.
Du muBt piiien, ooB man bier in
einem iebr rubigen altfrdnfiiden
&reiie lebt, in peldem ieoes fleine
Teit ieinen S9otten IA Sage lang
borauspirft un6 n1tnoeltens ebenjo'
lange na6ber nod alle @en1iiter in
Nufregung erbdlt. 8en es bier ie gu
einem 8alle fomnten iollte, 10 tpiir6e
man meiner Soee no6 minbeitens
5tpei Sabre borber rur bon Geiem CT.
eigntiie reoen, bod otesmal ban6elte
es it6 um feinen 8ol, fonoern un1
cine earten partD, Die erite, Die man
felt Is Sabren bier erlebt bate. @s
iollte cine grt Qntritsfeier iet1, oenn
Die 9artlan6, BEL tpel9en es itattfano,
itno erlt tiir3lid 6ur9 ben Sob zines
Ontels gu Sitel uno 8iir6en eefom'
men. Du boit eetpiB nod ME in bel.
nem 2eben elm 8aar 10 fa6er 2eute
gefeben. Ser @atte gletdt einenm
tpanoelnoen Brotelte geeen ie6e Dirt
bon Slii6tigfeit ooer 2ettdiinn, ou
mirit i'm ltets it6 NIT eroBter @etpii.
ienbaftigteit nur in ser Weitte leines
Stubles nieoerloiien ieben, i'm ME
elm 8ort ausipreden boren, peldes
nt6t i'm Sobnion 1tanoe; man bot oas
@efiibl, es 1priioe cine 1&nbe1 be19reiblt9e
@rlei9terung ietn, penn er nur etn'
NAL Die 6iiBe ouf ben Eii6 4egen,
ODER itd in Die Saare fabren, fur5,
audi nur fir einen Iugenblid feline
muIterbafte 8obler5ogenbeit oerIeug'
men pol1te. Sic, oie arme Srou, i9eint
ben 1pri6tportli6en 2o6eitod Der.
idG11dt gu baben, tpel9er ibr no9 Der
slrt gu i6lieBen, mie Tie ibren @opf
trdgt, offenbar nidt iebr gut angeD
i6logen bot. 9luf bei6en lag eeiter1.
cine grt trogiider S6immer, lire
neuen SiteI i9tenen ibnen 10 bon.
tommen ben 4opf ber6rebt 5u baben,
oaB ieoes fiiblenoe Menldenberd cine
art bon Mitleio empfinben nuBte.
Weetn 8ruoer meinte, es bobe i'm
groBe nebertpinoung eefoitet, ben at.
men Wann ni6t auf bic Sdulter a.,
flopfen un6 ibm erntutigeno au5uru.
fen, raffe oi6 auf, 6u altes S9af, btlt
ia lange fein 10 groBes Sier, als b..
Dir einbilbeit 5u iein.
ungliidli9ertpeiie tpirtte oieIes Ba.
tbos, tpie Dies ia INNER Der Sau lit,
bo6it anitedeno, un6 iibertrug ii9 aui
Die @alte, Big aue 8elt oaran au lei
oen bate. 9ie 2aneetpeile lag f0rms
lid in Der 2uft, 11ien1anb tpuBte, tpas
nit 1t6 an5ufangen, es 1paren einige
lebr nette &ennisplabe 6a, aber ieoer'
mann mar oiel gu idon aneetan, I'M,
eine Eennisportie risfieren au tpoIlen;
man ierbierte @efrorenes, aber ale
Welt NOR bon Der Itmoipb6re BEL
nabe fonigli6er Sobeit, Die bos gan3e
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1945-01-17

WA&96 SifN@@ o. AtAACtts WWNY W. W<&~
gSnne .ibr ben Sriuu1pb, oenn bic
aeru1fte plagt iid ia tpabrli9 gen,Ig.
9ie grbin beberrfdte alto bouton1.
men bic Situation; Oh ibre gd0nbeit
ODER tbr @eIo ieoes fir fidb alIein
eeniigt bate, 6ies 5uitanbe au brin.
gen, oos tpeiB id 1idt, nereint tuirt.
ten ite geraoe5u 8unoer. 2eute, bic
ibr boreeitellt tuoroen tparen, bebon.
6elten ale anoeren nit ia,tberdner
gerodtrna ieoe tbrer 8etpegungen
nur6e boeba6tet, ober fte tpar au9
gan5 abionoerlid. Sd CLAUDE, fie bat
oerglei6en ME borber geieben, 6enn
obne ideu ODER dneitlih 5u fein, idten
iie bod unglaubli9 eritaunt, id b0rte
ite fragen, mas bic auseeiponnten
Sii9nese auf Der SBieie al beseuten
bdtten, uno iab ite geraoen1pegs ouf
2eute 5ugeben, Die ibr nod eana fren1o
maren, Inn irgeno cine Sraee an fie
5u ri6ten. 8enn man aber $4,000
Bfun6 iabrlides @intommen bat,
Damn lit es 5ien1li6 gleidgii1tig, tpie
man itd benimmt, ieoenfaus ,unter"
bielten it6 bic Serren nod ibrer In"
funft tpeit beiier ols bic Domen, oenn
man bebanoelte nur mebr Elm einaiges
Gbema.
gu tpeiBt, 6oB es meme 5orce i1t,
aues gu boren, mas I'M mid Der ge.
ipro6en piro; 10 belaui9te id unter
onoerem einen bo6eetpa9ienen, bril-.
netten Serrn, Ser nit tpabrer 8egei.
iterung ben Monn ols oen beneioens'
tperteiten Sterbliden prizes, Der oieies
MGoden 0ereinit beimfibren peroe.
,,l1m ibrer Sd0nbeit ODER UNI If.
res @eloes pegen?" fraete iein Nad.
bar.
Ser 9riinette muBte bic anttport
i9ul6ig bleiben, benn I'M ielben Qu.
genblide ftiir3te Mers. 8pro NIT adrt.
Ii6iten 8ortpiirfen auf i'm 3u.
"&reuloier", rief ite, 40 bolten
S1e SDr Ser1pre6en
Ser Sreu16e ertlGrte tbr in Iiebens.
wiiroigiter 8eiie, tpie es linn bisber
unmogIib getpeien iei, iie aufauIu"
den, 10 6oB bic quite Mrs. 8pr6 nt6t
unerbittltd bleiben tont1te, Dem Ser.
rater groBmiittg ber3teb uno i'm ii"
rer n@rbin" borItellte, 0er ct oud
fortan, gleid mon9 anoeren, tpie ibr
S@atten folste.
Wto9te utiien, tpie einem a1ln1ute
Ietn mag, 1Denn man 10 reid uno 10
idon lit. Sd 6erfe, tpenn @rGfin CID"
ringer ni9t aus Stein lit, 10 muB
ibr bic @eididte oenn bod ein biB.
den gu &opfe iteieen.
Sd f0nnte nod itu1benlang tpeiter
idpaben, aber ba meme &eraen be.
oenfli6 nieoergebrannt ltnb, n1uB id
oir tpobl 2ebetpobl iagen. Stets
9eine 4ittD.
t # T
Im ieIben Sage i6rieb uIrifa an
Die 8irtin in @lodenau, baB iie bor-
oerbano nod nidt auriid5ufebren &c.
oenfe; tie ibrieb aus Morton &on,
oenn Mrs. 8Dro NOR es trot Der I'M.
gla&bli6iten Anitreneungen ni9t ge.
lunser, tie nod ldnger in @oningtpoo6
feit5ubalten. nlrifa uar erregt un6
rubelos, iie batte 6as 8e6iirfnis, auein
5u fein, uno ibre @u1pfinoungen ou
tlaren, &ube uno @tniamteit ioIlten
ihrer @eeIe hns @1Ipihnet1i6ht t,,ieHer.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
oErRHrss1FfMEs
Answers to Veterans

United States if he is. 81, 35 or
36 and has had over one year or
honorable military service; or
if he is 81 years old, regardless
OF length of service; or If he has
as or more points under the May
y computation of his point
score.
Q-Csn q man change the
beneficiary on his government
life insurance policy and the
original beneficiary not know
anything about 1t? Mrs. r. j. r.
Ayes; the insured may
change the beneficiary so that
the insurance Is payable to any
one within the permitted classes.
and no notice viii be sent to the
original beneficiary by the Vet
erans' Administration, unless
the insured requests in writing
that such notice be sent. The
naming Of a beneficiary is the
insured's personal affair and Is
entirely discretionary with him.
Q-I am a retired soldier. I
was retired after "a years active
service because Of disability. L
was overseas. Am I entitled to
draw mastering out pay:
j. N. j.
A-No. Regulations governing
mastering out payments pro-
hibit payments TO veteran who
reverts TO a retired status. or
who is placed on the retired
list, even though he is otherwise
qualified.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06

Yes. DR.. David Harold
Fink. New York neurologist,
describes such a case. On prob
ing the mans "sub-conscious"
he found that he was not iu
love with the woman, but with
her money. His announcement
he would marry her anyhow,
was a defense against the popu-
-laF- suspicion -tAat-it-was her
money he had been after all
along, which was the truth.
2-No. Hardly anything pune
lures ones ego more than being
told, "Oh, l knew that long
ago" A distinguished editor has
just written me about a new
discovery" and he wants me TO
write a magazine article about
IT. The new" discovery has
been known to specialists for
25 years. In replying, / shall
have 10 Approach with eau
ton" as the police say for he
is fully armed 70 defend his ego
TO the last ditch. as we all are.
3-Yes. in a thousand ways.
In 1853 a boy of Is, William
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
RnUGHHTEp &"E BY Damon
HDAeAOAh LAe SlDG -RunYon-

have been permitted within six
miles OF the race course In false
whiskers in the days when
Austere August Belmont ruled
the roost. But I found that not
even the common man has
changed the old-time routine OF
getting caught in the switches.
7 RAN into little Singing
4 Sammy" Renick, who up 20
about three years ago was the
most colorful jockey since the
days OF Tod Sloan, and ne was
in a study so brown that IL
aroused my interest II IL had
been a red or blue study / might
not have noticed, but an ultra
brown study attracts me.
II was going 10 bet q certain
horse" said Sammy moodily,
'when along comes n theatrical
producer know and say to
him, What do you think He
says he thought another horse
would win. so I switched my bet
and blew while my first choice
won the race. I have been
standing here thinking to my
self. would that theatrical pro-
ducef have asked me what I
thought about starring q GER
tain somebody in n show:
THE answer Is he wouldn't"
Sammy continued. But al
though my business is racing,
about which he knows nothing
ask him about q race. 1 am
wondering IL I should have my
head examined
WELL, almost the same thing
w happened to me I formed a
coalition with good time Char
ley Friedman and launched a
$40 parlay that was TO run
Beaugay 10 True North 10 Pot
o. Luck. The first two won and
Charley was about to plunk the
SIP that was in the b. r. on
Pot o Luck when along came a
guy who said:
Cancel the Pot-. His trainer,
Ben Jones. told certain party
that the horse can't pack his
weight that far. Do me a favor
and forget the Pot"
SO we switched TO the JEFF
fords entry and got differed out
of over half unit. or $500.
when Pot o. Luck won. Good
time Charley sat as if stunned
for awhile and then delivered
himself Of a truism that must
pass on TO posterity.
II have often wondered why
people go broke at the race
track" Charley said. "Now I
know. II Is because they are
always trying 10 pick something
60 beat the best horses
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
BUGS RAER
Detroit Times

The last time was the ball park it for
of drive remember army plane buzzng the field to
the Indignation Of many present who should have been
elsewhere.
baseball is here again and it because of kids like
the of that buzzer And they back home think
they should 70 buzz baseball park in the
leagues.
1t would be gesture baseball invited those lads
TO parachute into the World Series I'm writing if those
all again They didn't any that day
and I'm telling you make big bulge under the hall
carpet the next coward
The Japs play baseball and fight without foul line And
I'm sorry the English still prefer lump in their tea
and al all in their sports.
London sports told ropes were too far
away in baseball and too close boxing Even their football
different Also system Of education Nobody
gets diploma in England just because he turn back
somersaut.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
WALTER WINCHELL
On
Broadway

Buffalo reporter at Sc per week.
He elevated himself 10 gossip
colyumist and then kept
climbing.
Lois Long did a piece called
Men Can't Keep Secrets" when
she returned from Renovating
her bridegroom.
Herbert Agar, former news
paper editor ,(noW with AM
bassador Winant), is described
by confreres as "the man with
the mink coat voice" 4"
Robert Sherrod's next tome is
called "On to Westward" where
the battle for the Central Pa
cific was really fought (Tarawa
10 Okinawa). The men who did
most of the fighting (the book
Will say were navy and
marines.
Blanche Faye, in the cast Of
Follow the Girls" doubled for
Deanna Durbin in the Lady on
a Train" flicker.
QUOTATION Workmanship:
Q Lawrence Barrett: An actor
is a a sculptor who carves in
snow.
Evelyn Knight; Songwriters
who do the most lifting are
those who can't even carry a
tune.
George Denison; The pen Is a
formidable weapon but a man
can kill himself with il much
more easily than he can other
peoDle.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06

THE British keep bearing
Il down on the angle that
they held the fort" while we
prepared for the Germans. Who
held the fort while we prepared
for the Japs?
Saw a good picture last night.
Humphrey Bogart in Conflict"
Bogart's performance was mar
velous. Great actor, that fellow.
QUERIES from clients. O.
W The major says the only
really successful novel in which
the hero did not fall in love
with some female is Steven
sons Treasure Island Is he
right?
Allow about tom Brown
at Rugby" by Thomas
Hughes Also, did sherlock
Holmes ever fall in love:
ODETTE MYRTIL. Dancing
~ violinist. Is A member Of
the Ziegfeld Follles alumnae.
She appeared in The Follies Of
1914" Her last hit was in The
Cat and the Fiddle"
ALVIN WILLIAMS. Genial
government official from Pitts
burgh. Hobby is boxing. Is
the author of a very interest
ing book titled How 10 Teach
Yourself to Box" A knowledge
of the manly art of self defense
is something every man should
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06

n-My husband recently went
VI overseas and told me that
his overseas pay would be sent
10 me. How much more will i
receive and how long must 1
wait until I receive 1t? Mrs.
j. Il.
Aft your husband has ar
ranged for his overseas pay to
be sent TO you, he has author
lied a Class Z allotment. The
amount is whatever he desires
TO make; his overseas pay is 20
per cent Of his base pay. If
your husband authorized the al
lotment TO be effective as OF
Sept ] r1945, you should re-
ceive a check sometime between
the fifteenth and twentieth Of
October. The check is issued
by the Office of Dependency
Benefits, Newark, n. j., and is
paid separately from the fam
lily allowance check.
Q-My allowance checks did
not come the first Of August
and I wrote 20 the Office OF De-
pendency Benefits on Aug. 20
about the matter, but so far 1
have had no reply. Would like
10 know what 10 do now. Mrs.
NJ.
A-There are any number OF
reasons why your checks may
have terminated, but in any
event you should have been no.
tlfied of the reason by the ODB.
We can only suggest that you
again write 10 the ODB and
ask why the checks have
stopped. When writing TO them,
we suggest that you send your
letter by registered mail. return
receipt requested, TO have evil
dence OF delivery OF your letter.
Q-My daughter died recently
and her husband Is In the serv-
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06

diller that frisks the spine for
every tingle.
Her Highness and the Bell
boy" spins a captivating ro-
mancinema dirnpled with wit
and dedicated TO a wink. Robert
Walker is the bellboy and Her
LONELINESS Hedy LAMAR is
every boys belle. Hubba-hubba-
hubbai
Mildred Pierce" steals the
heart and holds the emotions
for ransom. Returning 10 the
screen in this taut drama, Joan
Crawford's stellar trouping
shows how much her talent has
been missed.
The end of the war doesn't
prevent Movieland from COM
mitting atrocities like Arson
Squad
A hstful of action keeps the
plot boiling in "China's Little
Devils"
Adventures of Rusty" is
dullble-feature stuff.
A musical, Rhythm Round
Up" has the type Of script that
could play the star role at a
funeral.
T,HE Intelligentsia: Shirley
i Temple has written her auto
biography, My Young Life"
Garden City publishes Son Nov.
5th.
Seventy-eight-year-old Cuttis
Brown (the literary agent who
died last week. started as a
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
On the
Side

Of the gamblers. In the fall
more money is bet on college
football than there is on horse
races.
Add members M.N.IA.P Club.
Meier Brier. KanS. Dale Car
negie states he is against the use
Of initials in names. Says IL just
makes extra work for stenogra-
pliers. That's why he dropped
the H middle initial from his
name. Very thoughtful Of him.
I'll have 10 ask my friend C.C.C
Tatum what he thinks Of this
idea.
DASSING by. Joe ward
l. Veteran entertainer. Has
had seven wives. That puts him
in the same class as De Wolf
Hopper, Nat c. Goodwin and
Kid Mccoy, all of whom had
seven or more wives.
Joe Antonucci. Better known
as Joe of the Waldorf. He Of
ficiates at the cigar stand Of
that famous hostelry. He is a
turf enthusiast of the type
known as "a chalk-player" and
is the author of that poem
which starts:
Give a horse man that car ride,
A jockey ioho kno,Os his stuff,
Then eUen If the price is sac TO
fve
It is quite enough.
Copyright. Io45. oy King Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
AT YOUR SERVICE

ice. He had made his govern
ment insurance payable TO her.
Now that his wife IL dead, he is
making IL payable TO his
brother. He has a child and i
am taking care OF IL and re-
ceive the family allowance. 1
would like to know If the sol
dier isn't obliged TO make the
insurance payable to his child?
X. l.. NJ.
A--No. he isn't obliged 10
make the government insurance
payable to his child. He may
designate as beneficiary any of
the following persons: wife,
Child, parent, brother or sister.
Q-How old does a man have
to be i'm order that the army
cannot send him overseas for oc
cupation duty? Mrs. c. l.. X.
A-Under recent policy as an
nounced by the war department,
an enlisted man will not be sent
overseas, but will be retained
for active duty in continental
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
T.. ". DURLING

have. In addition 10 being use
full in the case of trouble II
increases your interest and en-
joyment of boxing bouts.
Drama scribe says English
men make the best actors. Nom
sense. The Irish make the best
actors. Name an English actor
OF today who is as good as Barry
Fitzgerald. When did you ever
see an Englishman give as good
a performance as Barry did as
the old priest in the film Going
My Way ?
WHAT is the average size Of
w the drink Of whisky served
in the bars Of the United
States? Some say it is three
quarters OF an ounce; others say
one ounce. Anyway, A New
Englander states A place in
Scollay Square. Boston, serves
two-ounce drink of whisky for a
reasonable price and has all the
best brands available. II the
retailer of a two-ounce drink
can make a profit those who sell
a three-quarters of an ounce
drink for the same price must be
really ringing up something un-
usual in profits.
NOW there are past perform
~ ance charts on college foot
ball teams for the convenience
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06
WASHINGTON Scene
BY George Dixon

CTRANGERS 10 the new
- House office building usu-
ally spend the first few min
utes being bewildered. If they
enter by the main front en-
trance they find themselves
ostensibly - on the eleventh
floor!
And II they descend to the
basement they seem 10 be on
the tenth floor.
The worst Of IL is that this
screwy arrangement was made
TO avoid confusion-so visitors
would not confuse the new
House office building with the
old House office building across
the street.
The old structure has five
floors, numbered accordingly.
The new building has seven.
But room numbers in the new
place begin at 1000.
For instance, room 1908,
which is occupied by Rep. Leroy
j. Johnson of California, is in
the basement. while room 1928,
occupied by Noble J. Johnson of
Indiana. is on the main floor.
Room 1908. housing Luther A.
Johnson of Texas, is one
flight up.
Six floors up is still another
Johnson-Anton j., OF Illinois
and his room number is 1880.
OF course, we have other con-
gressmen not named Johnson,
but / am only trying 10 explain
the numbering.
Rep. Paul w. Shafer of Michi-
gan-whose name is not john
son either-said he has en-
Countered many evidences of
confusion but none as bad as
that which befell him the other
day He AYERS he was approach
ing his office when he found a
group gathered about a mes
senger girl who was lying on
the iiOor, screaming.
When the girl was quieted
down-Shafer swears-She ex-
planned she had become hysteri-
cal trying TO find room 1l12,
which happens 10 be Shafers.
"But that isn't the worst"
continued Shafer. about an
hour later I came out Of my
-effee- and found another mes
senger wandering In daZe In
the corridor. He said he had "A
telegram for Leroy Johnson In
room 1909 and asked II he was
on my floor. I told him to 60
down a fight, whereupon he
looked at me as IL were crazy
and said he was on the bottom
floor alreaedy.
No you're not said, the
tenth floor is in the cellar
IT he messenger obviously
thought I was kidding, but
finally I convinced him. As he
started down the stairs he said:
az I'd known this wouId
haze had this wire dsIiUsrsd an
hour ago!"
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06

BY DR.. Herman Bundesen-

and mental d&erSlon. A daily
bath al warm wafer and atien.
tion 10 the diet and elimination
are also helpful. The diet should
be nutritious, containing all OF
the necessary food parts.
CALICYLATES are the only
y drugs which seem 10 be use
fI in rheumatic fever insofar
as is known az present. They
have a pain-relieVing and fever
reducing action. However, II is
not probable that they have any
effect on the progress OF the
disease. They also do not seem
10 have any action IN prevent
ing recurrent attacks.
II the heart is 50 severely
damaged as 20 cause shortness
Of breath and rapid heart beat,
the giving Of oxygen may be
helpful
1t would appear that the sui
fonamide drugs have value, II
they are employed when the pa
tient has a sore throat in help
ing 10 prevent another attack
Of rheumatic fever.
Detroit evening times., 1945-10-06

Henry Perkin. by chance dis
covered artificial royal purple
dye in coal tar. This brought
the whole field Of synthetic
color dyes from royalty to the
common man. DR.. Herman
Goodman points out, you can
hardly touch anything todsV
that has not come from Perkins
discovery. The myriad colors OF
fabrics. hosts of perfumes and
cosmetics, the ink in your pen
and even the saccharin in your
chewing gum all exist because
a boy of 10 dared TO Try TO
improve on nature, and sue
ceeded.