The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-09-07
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 Lint from Blue Serge Suit, The | President will come out for O.. nwyer for Mayor of N. Y, .. Rob- | eRt Hannegan has decided not to alve up his Denny NAt1 Comm. post . The Sir William Wlsemans are | ingantlclpatlng The New York IorlrinaI) rast of the hit, "Anna Lslcasta," opens in Chicago on the 2Ath and the Chicago cast comes here Sonia Henie's Dan Top ping has been upped to Major "A. P.'s Kennedy (he broke that V.E Day asCOcp" which bOomcranged) Is reported getting . $l,5O0 per week commentator offer Kay Evans, the Latin Quarter lovely, elOped over the wk-end with hero-pllct It. .. '. Jackson, Jr. Add rec0ns version notes: The Zanzibar b the first Broadway cafe to hire an asst d0arman! The house In the title ee the forthcoming FBI film, "The House on 92nd Street." Is on 9Srd-- near Madison The strike m Hollywood has brought misery to many out there, as well as this odd sltuation. Two of movleburg's most unpopular cOlumnlsts, noted for bee ink nnti. .uniOn, were the only per- sens who phOned striking press agents to offer financial aid! .. Radio City has an uppity express elevator operator who wears gold wlngsi The Automat at 47th Street has Q bus.girl (she picks up dishes from tables) who drives to work every morning In Q swanky Packard lSO! From yesterdays headlines; "Sec'y of State Byrnes DenleA Wlnchell's Story of Atomic Bomb Going to du Fonts" .. Then. tee.hee, MT. Byrnes took the first boat to Europe!
 Howl of the Week: From Q New Orleans paper: "City and state of- fices. courts and banks will be closed today, birthday of the late Huey P. Long. Federal offices and lo- cal bushes houses remained open. Garbage collections will continue as usual"
 En a paper devoted to hohoes the other day Hans Won Kaltenborn stated that he consistently led all other commentators on the air via the Hooper rating -. When the inc terviewer said: How about Win chell9" Hans stiffened and said: "Oh, he doesn't count. He's not member of the analysts union, arywayl"
 The current Variety quotes the latest Hooper as follows: O. Heat- ter (iI.e) Mfr. District Attorney (il.B) Kingdon-Henle (Win- cheil substitutes) (iiD6) -. H. w. Kaltenborn (ll.O.
 Why, that guy can't even score against our second teaml
 Some os us were gabbing about Q trade papers yarn pointing out htat todays male movie stars are not the cave.man type but more ike typical l-Ts .. 1t reminded us oi the time two matinee idols strolled into a Hollywood cafe and one gal gushed: "Now, that's my idea Of he-
 Tc which Bob Renchley growled: aMe-morl I'll bet the hair Of their combined chests wouldn't make Q viz for . grape"
 Reynai & Hitchcock, the publish ers of s. Hopkins Adams biog, "A Woollcott," advertise the tome this way: "seldom has Q man been the target for 80 many epithets, SO many barbed wise.cracks, He Wes Putt for putrid at Hamilton Col iose and the 'dila Monster to many Of his friends"
 Not as seldom as you think. Kites riso against the wind and column. ista rise against blasts Of hot af in tho Congressional Record.
 aFritz Kuhn, Hitler's first secret agent here, is still interned as Q Aaneerous alien enemy. He nas made his final appeal to the Dept If Justice not to be deported to nermany.''--Newspaper Headline.
 Iike aii mobsters Fritz Kuhn quit tn the pinch. He was. willlng to ahare the world with the NaSis put not their defeat and disgrace.
 Tha first plane to hop from Japan "a the U. 6. (vIa Seattle) arrived nt Washington the other night With 15. o00 feet of film showing the havoc nild surrender episodes The crew put the plane down at the TsssslkaI where nobody welcomed or fnnk khef,n War Dept officials, if appears, were making It Q long f.abof holiday The pilot ana erew stood there Q few minutes, hands on hips. wondering :IaI wnas tHe .e heii They finally decided 10 nv the plane to N. Y: ana See a1lphcdyI So some left the SHIP M tho field and proceeded to the akork Club where @ reporter wel- couaed them back "home".
 Thev brought this footnote Tor f.,ef0riang. Gen. MacArthur, noted 4of hig flowery language, mace fhIa observation after the surren- Sar ceremonies: "The sword may 9nk be as mighty as the pen, put nn khe other hand it doesn't splat.. ier blue spots all over your shirt"
 aDear Waiter" writes the col- unnss old pal, Iz Elinson, - see zhsk the papers reported the Japs snoard the b. s. S. Missouri were znrv nervous. Well, all Japs are s.S.1oils on q battleship. They figure zs't. he going down any minuteF
 wsll-known comny writer has 3 @s'I.known capitalist for Q pal. III $nck the commy has been vaca- ionine all season at the capltaiis.,s st's x.nzr Island mansion DO you n~Hs>GAANu