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Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
One WOrd Led I'D Another
The Detroit Times
BY ARTHUR BUGS BAER-

Looking Into The Crystal Ball
WE ARE that amicable stage of frustrated
w version where signing hundreds of treaties with
people who do not like
IL has aiuUays been my contention that a treaty
is crystalized suspicion in literary form He Who
may read But 1t WU do him good II the
other guy catches up to him.
you recoect the in which got into this
Dec z 194l you may like to wander with back into he
labyrinth miscellaneous Until reach of my good
days on Feb + 1922
lust short of "a years this epigaph 1--WE have
every kind of treaty every kind of except the kind
that breaks without notice"
At that time he'd II treaties and required
only eight to get set of petUter knives and
forks
Even then recognized that history's box
tops from empty And that the losers would send theirs
in at the first opportunity.
think the Indians did much better they smoked
the pipe of peace At least they found what kind of tobacco
the other guy used
TREATY is pacific poutice that isn't worth the paper
~ History has record satisfied loser And
would tell you exactly what going happen 25 years
from ody Except discovered there is money being
a successful prophet
The best peace ambassador uue haue is that non.
Reliable caps they call the atomic bomb. IL
makes i7gscjidtiHg Noise beautiful picture and
has Pc"cuasiUe blend of southern cooking and
Wcser- hospitality And it UU change your climate
fos,-r than the Gulf Stream.
Well about to sidesip into another year in which
hopes and fears neatly balanced feather will be
deciding vote
And positively optimistic about the past present and
bad as he thinks.
Copyright, by Feature,
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29

COMBRE NOTE-which you
~ can keep under your SOM
brero; No rubbers to be had
In town and the streets up TO
l the ankles in slush. My pre-
! )diction of things 10 come:
An orgy of congressional
sneezing and sore throats. May
cut Capitol Hill oratory be-
tween 40 and so per cent.
MRS. WARREN FRANCIS,
AVA the news paper woman,
thinks she has discovered
radio commentator with cute
lisp. SwearS she heard him COO
the other evening:
Labor disputes are 'waging
all over the country"
MIR. CARL BRISSON, the
Ni famous singer. has been
sending packages of food TO
friends and relatives in his ma
tive Denmark. The great enter
tainer, who is also the father
in-law of movie star RoSslind
Russell, reports that his gifts
have not been an unqualified
success.
THE people In Denmark" he
said, "have been 80 used 10
ersatz stun that the good food
makes them sick.
"The good coffee, for instance,
II too stimulating. After drink
ing II they develop a sort of
siekening jag. Other food ap-
parently contains too many
yitamins for their unvitamined
systems"
MIR. BriSson. however. says he
will continue to send packages
home.
They've just got 10 get used
TO decent food, that's ALL" he
added, firmly.
I CANNOT help suspecting that
Il the Stars and Stripes. enter
prising publication of our fight
ing men. has descended TO face
tiousnesS. II printed a dispatch
from Tokyo that "the office of
)the lord keeper of the privy seal,
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29

disturbance of the nervous sys-
TEN may develop known as dia-
bette neuropathy. II this dam
age 10 the nervous system is
recognized early, the condition
may be completely relieved by
bringing the diabetes under
control.
Or. r. Wayne Rundles of the
University OF Michigan has
studied 125 patients with dia-
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
YOUR
HEALTH
By HERMAN N. BUNDESEN, Md

CERTAIN diseases. when they
u occur and are not Kept un-
der control. may produce per-
manent damage in various parts
of the body. This is the case
with diabetes, condition due
10 lack of secretion known as
insulln, from the pancreas. In
sulin is needed so that the body
can use sugars.
II diabetes goes untreated.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29

the intelligence and emotions
slowly develop, you acquire
those habits which enable you
TO deal happily with other peo-
pie, and influence them favor
ably or unfavorably. These
habits are your personality.
Personalities, both good and
bad. are developed more in the
home than anywhere else.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
BY WALTER WINCHELI

the city SCOT, as though in
mourning for past glories
The old fellow who orders two.
nightcaps at Delmonico's - one
for himself-the other for Lillian
Russell. Though the site of the
famed restaurant isn't the same,
the name is what matters.
The Cinemagicians:
MOVIEVILLES version of Bill
Al lingsley's menagerie, The
Stork Club" serves entertain
ment de luxe via cinematic
champagne fizzing with diver
sion. Betty Hutton remains
Hollywood 5 reply to atomic
energy. but Barry Fitzgerald
pliers the pic. His perform-
ance almost tops the ones put
on by Cub Room habitues trying
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
BROADWAY
EeHYTHN
NELLIE BLY," stars and

N ELLIE BLY," stars and
~ Eddie Cantor are sulking.
Wally Wanger, stager of L.
Walters girl-shows, will merge
with Connie (Copacabana)
Green in Febree.
Sheila Darcy. just unwound
from Erich Won Stroheim, Jr.,
Will marry Preston Foster.
Jack Guggenheim, M-G-M for
eign expert, and Margaret
Ormos, soloist at Radio City
Music Hall, will wed in Zurich
in the Spring.
Betty Miller married Capt.
Monty Shaft last week.
Paul Allen, tenor with
frankie Carle. and Laurel
Horne are middle aisle-bound.
Paramount didn't expec
Lost Weekend" to click so big.
They had booked kitty" for
Bway by New Year's-which is
why Paulette Goddard. star of
Kitty" landed on that mags
cover. kitty won't arrive
until Feb. or March.
GLORIA CON YER, es-
VI stranged from the model
agency man, is dividing her
time between a Peruvian mil
lionaire and a mag publishing
exec.
One wag. reading how Cen
cral Motors claims being VIC
timized by labor, suggests they
change the name to General
Martyrs.
Jean Darling of "Carousel"
and Capt. Grant Whitney have
resumed on Broadway. They
met in Africa where she USO'd.
A White House correspondent
is why Sally Warren's phone
tat Doctors Hosp is so busy.
Peter Arno and that New
Yorkey mag have reconciled.
He resumes New Years.
The March Book Of the =
Month will be the autobiog of
VIM. Allen White.
Jean Sablon rushed in from
Rio to marry JacquelineN De
Lubac. She was the 2nd Mrs.
Sascha Guitry.
The Big-Time-
THE Manhattan realty firm
Il sign: Buy a store on the
glorious avenue of the Americas
at 9th Avenue prices" =. Count
eSS Mara's Park Avenue shop
where ties cost Si0T ara more
Il. The Lexington Avenue ice
cream spot menus which the
owner signs: "Confectionately
yours" The Central Opera
House, once a palace of spiendor
and finery, now blackened by
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
SONGS.

THE only crooner who could be
I-Fisshftiy be said 70 nave been IN
the same class with Bing Crosby
was Russ Colombo. Russ ham
died some songs even better
than Crosby. Il Sure r,
Dear" for example.
-- Now know who wrote "r
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
PASSING BY

PASSING
COLE PORTER. The best song
~ writer ever born in Peru,
Ind. His first hit was "Old
Fashioned Garden featured in
"Hltchy Keo" of 1919 which
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29

Don't Care" Eva Tanguay's
greatest hit song. IL was writ
ten in 1905; words by Jean
Lenox, music by Harry 0. SUIT
ton.
ASKING
QUERIES From Clients: O.
SS Isn't it a fact horse named
Irish Lad once won a big stake
race on st. Patrick's Day?
A-Irish Lad, one of the
greatest thOroughbreds Of all
time. never raced as early as
March II. However, a horse
named Mccarthy once won the
Louisiana Derby In New Or
leans on st. Patrick's Day.
Q-W here in the United
States is the hotel that washes
all the silver money it handles
and puts it back into circulation
bright and shiny?
A hotel In Spok e,
Wash, Is noted for doing that.
1t Is also done by hotels in
Moscow, Ida, and Occur d'Alene,
Ida.
LARGE FELLOWS
MANY shops specialize in
l'I clothes for large women. I
only know of one doing likewise
for large men. That is in New
York. Seems a shop specializing
in things that fit the big boys
would be a sure fire money
maker. II you are a CT Joe
trying to figure out a business
10 I'm b ark on give this a
thought. II you are large sized
yourself, all the better. In ad-
dition to catering to the husky
tall guys you could also look
after the needs of the fat fel-
lputc
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
BEAU ToDD's TIE

MIKE TODD appeared at the
Ni Stork Club wearing
hand-painted tie that cost $3.50.
Sherman Billingsley expressed
admiration for Mr.. Todd's
highly artistic neckwear but
Lucius Beebe was seen TO
glance at it and shudder per-
ceptibly.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
By Z. V. DURLING

starred r a ymond Hitchcock.
Might and Day" is his best and
most popular number. His songs
are best handled by Ethel Mer-
man. In recent years Cole has
experienced considerable suffer-
ing due 10 the leg injury suf-
fered in a fall from a horse.
So far this injury has necessi-
tated 33 operations. But the in
domitable Porter has kept right
on composing hit songs.
Eddie Bracken. Brilliant CO.
medlan. In "Out of This World"
Eddie's satirical characterize
ton of a crooner of the Sinatra
type was A classic. Eddie would
be good in the <title role Of a
film version of The Fall Guy
Remember tn play? Ernest
Truck starred in il.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29
HAT GRIP

4 YOUNG woman who had
"A difficulty in keeping a large
hat in place on windy days sug-
geSted som e male inventive
genius originate a gadget de-
signed TO aid females TO keep
hats on without the necessity
of holding on TO same with their
hands, l am informed by a New
Yorker that he has invented
hat grip for women which is
now on sale at many depart
ment stores.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29

You fondiy court your bliss
And no advances make;
'Tis not for maids TO kiss
But tits for men TO take.
So you may kiss me kindly,
And ! wiH not rebel;
But kindly still. and kindly
But kiss me not and tell.
DRYDEN.
IT TOOK small town, Gale
l. donia, N. Y, to form the
first gold star fathers group.
Why wasn't this done before?
The father of a hero deserves
as much credit as the -hev,S
mother. He suffers as much
because of the loss of the lad.
l do not wish in any way TO
deprecate the influence of
mother on a boys life but
have always thought fathers
have been showed too far into
the background. In fact, our
bitter campaign No. 349D was
launched in the interests of
better break for fathers.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-29

LOOKING Into fhe CrystaT Ba
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

where you dine and drink among rustling palms and with the star ry sky as the ceiling. The Ever glades, the enormous $7,0OO, GOO pink pile built by Paris Singer to- ward the close of World War I, is booked up as a social and golf club. So is the Bath and Tennis Club where you lunch in cabanas. There is no finer golf club than the Seminole, pre-War home of record Calcutta pools.
 HOTELS FILLED
 And of course, Colonel Edward Riley Bradley's Beach Club, the first thing you SC crossing the causeWay, goes with the lease Fabulous sums were won and lost when the Vanderbilts and the Whitneys bucked Old Tige and the cubes and cards, bu t now wealthy doWagers decorate the baize with a $25 limit.
 Because Palm Beach is not over-bui,t in the hotel line, the ho3telries are comfortably sfilled, although you can make reserva- tions. This is the case at The Breakers, Whitehall, the exclusive Surfside, the Vineta, Palm Beach Plaza, Brazinan Court, Mayflower and Palm Beach. The same is true on the West Palm Beach side,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

The Victory Parade of Spotlight Bands will feature the brilliant pianistics of Vincent Lopez, back grounded by his orchestra, during the shows broadcast tonight from the EdgeWood Arsenal, Md. The program is heard from 9:30 to 9:55 D. m., over WATR and the Blue Network
 The spotlight will be focused on Jan Savitt and his orchestra on Saturday, January 27, when the vic- tory parade visits Washington, D. C., for the annual dinner and installation of officers of the Ma tional Press Club.
 The Spotlight Bands scheduled for the week of January 29 to February 3 features one of the rare radio appearances of the High Halted Tragedian of JaZz," Ted Lewis, and his band who will entertain the service personnel at Camp Beale, Cal, on Wednesday, January 3l.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

Dlilman, and the home of the late Joseph E. Widener are among the more palatial places closed until maids, buffers and such are more | plentiful. A number of the larg- CT estates, the Stotesbury among them, are being subdivided For the time being at least, the big house on parcel of property is a | headache.
 The Breakers, luxury hotel of a luxurious island, IS open again, putting the pulse back into Palm Beach for the first time in three winters. There are two groups in Palm Beach the colnoy and the hotel and club. The social life at the hotel and club set whirls around the ultra-faShionable The Breakers.
 MOVE TO HOBE SOUND
 It was hinted that the idle rich objected to the use of The Break CTS as the Reem General Hospital, but this is totally untrue. The Army found The Breakers, which accommodates 600, unsuitable for hospital climatically and physi- cally. Veterans undergoining plas tic surgery developed skin trouble in the heat of summer, and pa tients hardly could be moved with the seasons.
 Life on Palm Beach is little more than reciprocal inner-circle entertainment and members Of the old guard resent interlopers taking advantage of war condi- tions and stepping in to deprive them of their eXclusiveneSs. This infiltration is more alarming to denizens of Palm Beach than the beach erosion. Not few have given up the cause and moved out, some to ritzy Hobe Sound, situated to the north.
 The matchless white sand that once extended POO to 300 yards out at Palm Beach has practically been washed away. Thousands of tons of sand have been pumped in but the natural rotation of the sea drains sand to the north of the jetty. Home fronts are buttressed by retaining walls.
 The beach may be washing away but real estate is sky high and business brisk. Obviously a lot of people are convinced that Palm Beach is here to stay, and there isn't too much of it. The island is only IT miles long and but mile and quarter across at the widest point.
 With The Breakers turned back by the Army, the military is much less in evidence than it was a year ago. In Palm Beach, the war seems very far away.
 Boca Raton, which was a pri- vate club until taken over by the Army Technical School has been restorted as a 400-room hotel. And the STARS will be out of the Bilt- more by the end of the season.
 Palm Beach has only one night club - The Patio, which turns them away. But there are numer- ous nifty establishments such as New Yorker Ted Stones Taboo,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

Frederick Guest, Edward F. Hut ton, Mrs. Davies. Charles and Gurnee Mum, Mrs. Earl Perry Charlton, Grover Loening, Barc- ley K. Warburton, Mrs James Donahue and MT. and Mrs. Charles Francis Coc
 The old social season extended from January to February g, It now starts in November, is at
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

Thema Votipka, Metropolitan Opera soprano, returns as guest on the Norman Gordon Sings program over WAT'R and the Blue Network tonight from 10 to 10:30 D. m.
 Gordon, Met baritone. is emcee and soloist on the show which also efatures the WIZ Blue Network Concert Orchestra under Josef Stopak's direction. Gordon will sing Kern's "The Song Is You" the spir- itual Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child" and Mephisto- pheles' "Serenade" from Gounod's Faust.
 Nick and Nora Charles bring joy to a paralysis stricken boy in The Case of the Missing Lulu" an epi- sode designed to support the March of Dimes campaign, on The Adven- lures of the Thin Man" Friday, Jan. 26 WABC-CBS, 8:30-8:55 p. m.
 Claudia Morgan and David Goth ard are heard as Nick and Nora Hi Brown produces and directs,
 Fridays "Gag-of- Day.
 Best-liked story of Jack Benny's boy Rochester is the one about the Georgia evangelist who was exhort- ing his hearers to flee from the wrath to come. T warns you," he thundered, there's gonna be weep in and wailin' and gnashin' of teeth"
 Just then an old woman in the back row stood up. "Rev'rend," she shouted, T ain't got no teeth"
 Sister" returned the preacher, teeth will be provided"
 Andy, who has more than his share of difficulties in managing his own affairs, will attempt to manage af- fairs of the aehrt for others when he starts a lovelorn column in a Harlem newspaper during the Amos n Andy program Friday, Jan. 26 (NBC, 10:00 D. m).
 Needless to say, Andys advice in his column, Love Hints to the Love- sick" brings deluge of trouble for his readers as well as himself. Har- low Wilcox announces.
 Dignity and prestige comes to the Tavern, and there is even new saw dust on the floor when Ed Archie" Gardner welcomes guest Lauritz Melchoir, Metropolitan Opera star, ct the "Duffy's Tavern" broadcast on Friday, January 26, at 830 D. nl., over NEG.
 The appearance of Melchior at the 'jernt" causes no end of social blunders when Eddie The Waiter" Green, Miss Duffy, and Charles "Finnegan" Cantor attempt to put on the dog under orders from the bistro's manager, Archie himself. Even Duffy takes his feet out of his
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26
New York
 Stations

WJZ-77O - WABC-8S0
 WEAF-66O - WOR-7lO WHN-lO5O - WQXR-156O
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

from Orange Blossoms; Italian Street Song" from Naughty Mari etta"; Indian Summer; Gypsy Love Song" from "The Fortune Teller; Kiss Me Again" from Mile. Modiste";; and .Romany Life" from "The Fortune Teller" The hymn of the evening, Holy Spirit, Lord of Light" is dedicated to the U. s. Coast Guard St. George Depot, Staten Island. N. Y.
 Jimmy Durante explains Garry Moore's haircut: When was in school he wore dunce cap so much his hair is still growing to a point" Now Garry isn't one to take this lying down, so if you want to get in on the fun when he starts trading quips with the Schnozzle, lend an ear to CBS Friday, Jan. 26, at 10 D. m, e.W.t. There will also be singing by Georgia Gibbs and music by Roy Bargy's orchestra.
 Al Pearce, as Elmer Blurt, the loW-pressure salesman, earns some extra money by becoming baby sitter and nearly costs the baby a lot of money on Here Comes Elmer" CBS comedy series, Saturday. Jan. 27, at 1O:15 D. m. over CBS stations. While Elmer IS sitting, the baby's wealthy aun arrives unexpectedly from Texas. mistakes Elmer for the father, and decides to cut the baby out of her will Arlene Harris. the human chat terzox, adds her fast-paced comedy to the program.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

where the George Washington ho- tel is the gayest spot. Smart shops on Palm Beach'S Worth Avenue appear well stocked.
 Names you SC in the society column include those of Mrs. Stotesbury and her son, Jimmy Cromwell, MT. and Mrs. Harrison Williams, Grace Amory, MT. and Mrs. Clifford Vail Brokaw, Mrs
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

Singing star of Broadways smash musical, Song of Norway" Helena Brooks, has been added as gues. of the WIZ Blue Networks Stars of the Future program to be broad cast tonight at 800 p. m.
 Miss Brooks, a soprano, made her operatic debut in 1943 with the St. Louis Municipal Opera Com pany. She will share the guest spotlight with Carroll Glenn, violin ist.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26
SOME, SNAP

Indianapolis, Ind. (UP) - Tis rather ironic during these terrific cold spells that the midwest has been suffering to pass a beauty shop that has sign in it reading Especial. our regular $15 cold wave, $l0."
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26
WATR PROGRAMS 1920 Kilocycles

3:15- Appointment With Life 3:45-Yours Alone 4:00--Time jews The News 4:15-Timc Out For Music 4:30-That's For Me 4.45-Hop Harrigan 5:00-Terry and the Pirates 5:l5-Hits And Bits 5:30-Jack Arm. r,ng 5:45-MelOdy Revue G:O0-Yankee Network News 6:15-Music For Dining 6:30-NeWs: Interlud, 6:45-Pleasure And Profit: News 7:00--Correspondents Home and
 Abroad 7:15-Raymond Gram Swing 7:30-phone Your Answer 7:45-Waltz Tine S:G0--Stars of the Future 8:30-Symphony in Strings 3:00--Famous Jury Trials 30-Spotlight Bands: Coronet
 Story Teller 10:00--Norman Gordon Sings 10:$0-The Doctor Talks It over 10:45-CalllnE Card l:00--Yankee Network News 11:15-Ray Henle II :30-Pages of Melody
 TOMORROW 7:"0--Saturday Morning Revielle 8:00-Yankee Network News 815-Shoppers' Guide: News 9:00-BreakfaSt Club 0:60-Whats Cooking: News 10:3G---L2nd of the Lost l:00-Kay's Canteen :30-Saturday Morning Special 11:45-Chatham Shopper and the
 Three Suns 12:00-Kay Armcn 12:15-Radic Harris 12:30-News 12:45-MeloT Time 1;00-News: Melody Time 1:15-Bernie Mans Orch. 1:30-Treasury Salute 1:4j-Carnival 2:00-Metropolltan Opera 5:45--HoIlo Sweetheart G;00--Yankee Network News 5:15-Tea For You 615-Harry Wismer, Sports 6:3C-Hits And Bits News 6:45-Labor. U. $. A. 7:G0-Bluc Cores .ondents Abroad 7:15--Leland Stowe 730--Meet Your Navy 800- Early American Dance Music 8;30-Boston Symphony 9:30-Spotligh Bands: Coronet
 Qucik Quiz 10:t0-AT dy Russell StoW 10.%0--Thc Man Called x 1:00--Yankee Network News Il'4o--ss lady Nancy Jamboree
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26
BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A D1ME9
BY THE MAN IN THE TOWER
Good Evening.


BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME? It was cold day in January
 In our good old New Engalnd clime' A passing youngster fumblng
 For precious very thin dime His eyes gleamed with anticipation
 As he thought of what it would buy, And the cold winds of January
 Seemed to make him cry. He clutched his dime tightly
 Dreaming of an enjoyable treat For what that dime going to buy
 He knew would be something sweet. Suddenly his eye caught Worded appeal That is widespread at this time, It added up to just about this
 Brother-can you spare dime? The thin dime performed its work,
 Oh no boy did not cry; It's just the cold winds of January
 That brought the tear to his eye! EM
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26
Time And Tide Take Their Toll Of Palm Beach Luxury Mansions And Matchless White Sands
Third of a series By HARRY CRIMSON NEA Staff COrrespOndent

PALM 26-Thee question as to which hit
  100 mansions boarded hotels demanding o Mrs Edward Soebury aes
  Club old
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26
159O--WBRY-.96

. 'OO-Mary Marlin 3:l5--These Are Your Neighbors 3:3O-Stng Along Club 4;0g-Geheral Electric House Party 4;25--News 4:3O-Feature Story 1:15--Milt Herth Trio 5'O0-SerVice Time-First In The
 Air 5:30-Terry Allen and the Ross
 Sisters 5:45-Swing For Your Supper 6:0O-Quincy Howe and the News 6l5-Lyn Murray Orchestra and 6;30-News 6:45-The World Today C :55-The Meaning of the Nesw 7:00--Cities of Belgium 7I5-Tommy Dorsey Orchestra 730-The Nutmeg Melodeers S:O0-The Aldrlch Family 8:3O--Adventures of the Thin Man H'a5--News Hlyhlights-Charles
 Y. Lynch 9;O0-It Pays to Be Ignorant 9:3O--That Brewster Boy l0:O0-Mo0re and Durante Program ! !p'JO--Voice of the Army ! ln:45-lIasten the Day ;0O--JOhn Daily, News { 1 .10-Local News :15-Danny O'Nelll, Songs ! :30--Mildred Daley and Co.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-01-26

it's peak on Washington's Birth day and runs well into May.
 Sedate, Staid, enormously rich Palm Beach is taking the war in stride beneath it's stately royal palms and in the kind of sunshine they pay to come down and enjoy.
 NEXT: St. Petersburg, the only normal city in America.