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Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
BROADWAY
RHYTHM
LOVE But AN ECHO

THE beauufoo!> who would
i rather be looked over than
looked up 10. They have mem
orized all the words OF love but
have seldom enjoyed its music.
A human etcetera shouting:
II am not bum; l am
vagabOnd."
News stands generating explo-
Siye black headlines Ugly
whispers crouchlng in the minds
of BroadWayiteS ready 70 pounCe
on any one who clicks
ChorincS headed for home dur
inE the early ayem hours. eS-
corted by fatigue A visit
lng movie actress laSSolng
Stares as she cruises along on
wave Of perfume Honky-
topk penny arcadeS flushed
with excitement and bubbllng
with activity
The silly symphony Of Big
Apple sounds reaching Gre
Sccndo AZ midnight The
Bright Light Artery's natives
who never admit they love the
place-but rarely leave II.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
One Word Led 10 Another
The Detroit Times
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER-

-, Pre1yWh1fe Sad No
WHENEVER look back the football season Just
W parofed think old Prexy White in that very neat
autumn Of 1913 net.
Prexy White the top duke Of Cornell and had been
many fierce quiz In those days students went TO college
study II before the time when college vas 70 %
small 10 large stadium.
Well, to get back to 1873, Which IS quite bit
of chronological iegerderon, there Wds another col
Iege far out in the GOODS that the oWlS Hrted WHh
the chickens.
That was Michigan at Ann Arbor. The boys az Michigan
challenged the lads Cornell game Of football 80 men
70 a side and holds barred.
NATURALLY, the illus of the office up TO PreXy
y White monarch Of all he gandered at Ithaca
heroglyphs old classroom board 1t was footballs first
chalk talk.
Prexy White adjusted the lanyords his spec
tacIes wrinked his ransard forehead, pursed up has
orotorical pouch and spoke the famous WordS that
heard round the right end
II shall not permit 30 to travel 100 miles said
Prexy White in nkepated voice lust to agitate bag of
wind
To my fractional mind those words spoken by PreEy
White in the white heat Of academic indifference should ae
carved mpeshabe granite the facade Of every post
Take that weather report and put up PreNy
Whites nonrehllable prescription.
I EST you Get measuring the map repudiae Prexy
Il Whites judgment Of distance let the game
supposed take place Cleveland There doubt hat
Pexv White alkaline side and that his snappy
comeback was appreciated by the Cornell professors
slapped each others backs and chored Have heard
PreXr Whites latest nifteroo ,"
SO the 80 Comedians didn't get that postponed trip to
Cleveland and probably than blister
oysteropeners thumb
Even though figure that Prexy White missed the
excursion boat still regard that official ukase the tops
in college smart talk.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
By DAMON RUNYON

as anything. hence we have
clear evidence Of the benign in
fuence of gin rummy on matri-
mony. That is, under the cir
cumstances stated.
TN THE interests Of connubial
l. harmony. / suppose it might
be a great idea to see to IT that
husbands are always winners in
gin rummy games, but un-
fortunately il is not feasible 10
make this arrangement. The
husbands must sometimes lose
and II is here that we come
upon a less glowing phase OF
the situation known as holy
wedlock when the old lady sum-
mons him to the phone and he
Is on a blitz,
"Whuss the m tier with
you:" he growls. "Whaddah-
you mean by always calling me
uD WnCu III OuSys hOn
know when I'll be through. No.
Yes. No. Yes. don't re-
member having a date with you.
Look, Tillie. No. Yes. No.
Yes. All right, then. G o d-by"
Bang! THAT is the telephone
receiver being hung up
Take my advice and don't
ever get married" he remarks
as he slides INTO his chair
"Now I can't remember the last
card he picked up. What? The
phone again? Tell her I amt
here. Tell her l left. ! think
I'm entitled 10 know the last
card ne picked up because Of
the way I've been interrupted"
THlS is the point where the
Il other guy says gin. and l
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
Gin Runmy Has
Certain BLESSINGS

am sure that il the husband
suddenly rose IN his seat and
started for the door, it would
be polite 20 hold nm down be-
cause he would probably be
figuring on going home and
bouncing his wife around,
charging her with the response
bility for his disaster.
Thus, you see, gin rummy Is
not the great matrimonial as
simlator in this case that II
seems in the other. AS ! say,
IL depends on circumstances
The bachelor gin rummy
winner II sometimes called To
the phone at singularly timely
moments by the lady ne ~
keeping company with, but as
a rule he II not Arm about
leaving as the married win
neT.
The bachelor will usually
play just one move, which
may be because of his love
for the game, pity for the los
ers or just sheer cupidity
though sometimes, when II is
an old sweetie who called, IL
il reluctance about the meet
ing with her.
/ mean the thing may be
cooling of as far as he is
concerned and not even the
temptation 70 -XamooSe- With his
winnings can offset the chill.
| hate 70 think Of such things
happening in this world as true
love running out, but there its
However you must be very
wary about running INTO an
opponent N A gin game -WHo -
newly in love because he viii
lam on you without warning at
mere Jingle of the phone
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14

EOR a purely selfish reason, I
Il hope that the United States
Will grant Britain the 81 1000
0O0 900 N credit that A'tlcc'S
government has asked for II
Will give me something 70 live
for
As Lord Halifax might have
explained n 10 mo over the
telephone had he had ny num-
ber the debt Viii finally be paid
IN fun in the year POOL.
As ! figure H. by means ot
the hypotouuSe triangle, loEa-
rithimS, improper fractions,
long division and tho Culbert-
son plcomptlve hid. that Is 81
years away.
When the year pool rolls
around. IN he ar even 90 years
old Until the British asked for
this money l hadn't planned 20
live until was % / had ar
ranged 70 pass gracefully away
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
u Few Musings
ON British Loan


One old man says he owes
everything to Sfaylrc away
,.,.. 49, ,,lo 49,. .t....
II. I'm ",.''''' "'.' "'' '''''e
PFl''eo''S.
tr0rUcr Old man SAYS he
reached such An advanced age
rN drinking nothing stronger
'01n carbohc acid. refusing 10
So" Abbott and Costello PIC
'urc>, and brushing h's teeth
with q mixture of p'eah.rrfo
ami the croand-up 'a-mus of
caichcis mitis
SIlLL another oii Ccezcr.
propped-up position IN bel,
says he owes his health and
Ngor 10 lifetime habit OF
having the ku kiuN Kan pub.
hcly tarrIne and iea'nerlng
him once A year
When I reach % and the
newshawks rap smartly on my
shantv door. the cOnl erssflon
Will probably 20 something ike
this
Newshawk How do ynu feel.
Pap
| En-
Second newshawk We said
how YOU feel Pap?
| En-
The gentleman from the New
York Times We asked. Mir
McLemorc. II Won would he
kind enough 10 tell Us how YOU
fool on ,our aO,b btr,bday
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
HUNGRY DOORS

THE Automat set gobbllng a
Il quick lunch reading news
papers with their eyebrows q.
Hungry revolving doors swal-
lowing humans through one
one side Of their mouths and
coughing them out through the
other.
Ambitious pretty faces in
loyntS raising the window
shades OF their eyelaSheS. anx-
IouS 10 attract the attention Of
any one who can aid their ca
reerS A biggie tossing
conversational bone 10 the litter
Of stoogeS around HIM waggine
the tails of their good inten-
tlOnS.
The fabulous legit theaterS
which have served as palaces for
greasepalnt royalty-and have
also been cemeteries for the
bright hopes of many stage
struck youngsters.
Uppity muggs hob-snobbing
with each other, who come from
the shady side Of their family
trees " The idotic grin OF a
toothless bag - which could
make a sargoyle vince.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
.By GEORGE DIXON

around town when the news
came through Of Gen. Patton 5
accident
THE office wanted 10 know
i what 10 do about the column
and all | could think of AZ The
time was 10 XII II and SubSu-
tute another. But a couple OF
DAYS later one Of my editors
said he thought II should be run
anyway. inasmuch as the lnfor-
nation was dire from
Patton
So here's the column that
didn't appear.
-'aPrrSrrt plans caii-fur 6rr.
George =. Patton TO return 10
this country early next month.
prospect which IL causing no
end Of trepidation. Too many of
-nur- -hetter-knnnn- citizens are
afraid he viii talk.
These better-known citizens
know only too well that Patton
can blast the pants off many
high-class reputation. II he
chooses. They know he has the
ammunition, and good shoot
ing eve.
Now that we've start e 4
horsing around with metaphors,
let's give 'em a good mixing.
Patton has taken y lot In
silence, hut II he ever opens mp
the fioodgateS-it'S a case ~
run for the hills, men. and no
women and children first.
"pATToN has taken IT on
Il the chin In silence because
he's soldier. And. A. long -
he continues 10 remain a sol
dier, his lips will stay sealed.
But heaven help a lot ~ people
IL next month sees private citi-
Hen Patton going around un-
gagged.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
WASHINGTON
SCENE

7 HAVE always felt that the
4 mechanics of getting out a
column came under the heading
{ private woes, and that the
leaders should be spared the
becis and walls that accompany
the operation
The problems may loom large
20 the guy dong the chore but
actually they arc pretty plea
yune--and ! DO not mean your
splendid newspaper down IN
Ncw Orleans, Mr. George Healy
However ! have column !
-pr--.ld- Like 70 print bur cannot
% SO now without explaining
what happened II involves the
man whose fate has saddened
millions Of Americans 49, Cen.
-GellEo s Patton
in f-i5> t-.SIueysi- ,it4iflT7-Fls, r- Q!
necessity JTe written several
dagS 300 advance. And u so hap
pencd mad a piece OF inside
suH brought back directly from
the great hero.
It WAS delivered by ore Of
i Cen Patton closest friends
W-o lad lus' left the general
after spendng weeks with him
a. r, Fifteenth Army head
quarters IN Bad Nauheim, Ger
rfrE The courier told me just
how ~.ch ! could use, although
hc gsle other information for
private consumption, most OF y
iou hot 70 handle because II in
VOWED dealings with Russia
This picce was al ready 20
e last Sunday Confident that
ell was well I went 20 the
Giant, REDSKINS football game
WITH Matthew J Connolly who
sad ho = secretary 70 a presi-
dent by the name Of Truman
Later We were visltIng
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
LET'S EXPLORE
YOUR MIND

Answer 10 Question No.

The bedroom. One-fourth
OF all fatal injuries in the house
occur there The main causes
are Suffocation by gas and fire,
usually started in other rooms.
Other causes are slipping,
stumbling. falling out Of win
dows, or out Of bed One very
frequent cause IS smoking in
bed These facts are brought out
by statistlcian Louis I. Dublin.
Answer TO Question No.
.s-Afst - because people IN the
western states are more lnteil-
gent than those IN the eastern
states, if we are 10 Judge by
psychologist T.. l.. Thorndike S
findings son the average prodUc-
ton Of leaders per 1000 Of
population. Western states. in
general produce higher num-
ber Of leaders IN every field
politics. education, literature,
art. engineering, md science.
than the eastern and southern
states taken as whole. He
thinks this IS probably because
so many able families from
eastern states and from other
countries settled the western
states.
Answer to Question No. 3
81 think the main lure is
the drama not only the drama
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
silly Symphony
of Gotham Sounds

An Upper Broadway barber
shop which caters 10 musicians.
After they get a haircut" II
looks as if they still need one.
... A sailor and a blonde locked
IN an embrace in the middle Of
45th street, completely ignored
by crowds inching along.
The majestic candy stand in
the Roxy lobby, which has a
million dollar showcase for
nickel candy bars Novelty
shops sprlnkled with gay doo-
dads and souvenir trinkets.
Couples leaving night clubs in
the ayem hours TO slip away to
their clandeStinations A
million fingers OF rain leaving
their prints on windowpanes
Clouds aimlessly roaming
through A desert OF sky /.
Broadway: Cinderella with
pebble in her shoe.
Copyright ny Daily Mirror Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
BRIGHTER
SIDE

7 MUST admit that the card
Il game known as gin rummy
improves the matrimonial rela-
tion under certain circum-
stances, as for instance when a
man is a good winner. He is the
soul of courtesy and kindness
SStSclf toward his ever-loving
&heriff when she calls him on
the telephone.
Eyes. dearest" he says. "All
right. dearest. That's fine, dear
est. Sure, dearest, I'll meet you
In Is minutes. am Just getting
through. GOOd-by. dearest"
When he returns TO the card
table and resumes his seat he
explains. apoiogetically:
I'm sorry. but I've got 10
meet my wife. You know there's
nothing I'd rather do than stay
here and play but she wants To
see me about something impor-
-tant. Besides she hasn't been
well lately. This will have to
be the last one"
HIS opponents may burbIs
N like infurioted eamsls
but he is odamant. The little
tUiffo Wants TO see him. There
fore NOT another game TO-
night. No. boys, there 10 no
use arguing.
You can call me anything
you like" he says, but I'm not
going 10 keep the wife waiting.
No, sir money doesn't mean
that much 10 me"
So he collects his winnings
and takes his departure and he
Is later seen buying the little
lady ham sandwich and a
cuppa lava in Lindy's and they
are reported gabbing as friendly
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
By WALTER WINCHELI

tions-without telling you what
II is for.
The blind man questioning
the sidewalk with his tapping
cane A sweetly-scented
aroma blazing the trail toward
A popcorn shop Song-sheet
hawkers patroling 42d street.
They have become that sectors
human landmarks.
Wrinkled char-women enter
ing every sumptuous edifice 10
apply their nightly beauty
treatments The bearded
gent who takes his poodle for
an airing on the Main Stem
every morning and carries on a
lengthy monologue with il.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
Fireworks Hidden
i'm PattOn's Diary

MANY overtures have been
made TO Patton In attempts to
keep him under wraps. Offers
OF many sorts have been made.
But he will decline them all.
There is only one iob-aHd one
only-that he will consent 10
take. And that il president Of
the war college here.
NDATTON can do any of
Il three things when he
comes back. Having more than
80 years of Army service be-
hind him he can retire on pen
sion. Or he can wait another
four years until he reaches the
automatic retirement age of 81.
Patton doesn't need 10 worry
about forfeiting his pension. He
has a couple of millions of his
ouh dough and his wife has
about all the wealth an indiNid-
ual can staGger around under
aS principal stakeholder in
cosmetic firm"
Throughout tho war. Gen
Patton kept ar exhaustive
diary.
1HIs friend Of P7t'on's SAID
- made him feel funny %
think OF II now but one OF the
last things he and the general
talked about was safe driving
Gen. Patton" SAID mo
friend told me that he had al
WAYS been a bug about safety
In transportation. He said that
throughout his military career
he had practiced safe driving.
preached safe driving and had
continually dinned IL into every
body under his command"
U."'-s'c- ry k.1F Frs'sreE SW- Iac
Fcg,--ar..an m uaa.s ~ IN Part
Uric'J P-oh.olsd
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
ASKING

QUERIES from clients q
NC Why ShoHldn sidewalk tTaf-
fiC be regulated the same as
highway traffic? That is the
keep 10 the right i1tCa with a
white line IN the center of the
sidewalk
Alt is not practical brrauSP
no matter which way pedeS-
trians are going, many want to
keep TO the inside lane 40 they
can look In shop windows.
q Where do you get the idea
there are more men than
women IN San Francisco? 1t
doesn't seem that way 10 me.
A-According 10 the most re-
cent census there are about
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14

Of death. but the drama Of life,
and the stimulus TO the imagina-
tlon Of what lies beyond the
curtain that death has drawn.
The color and perfume OF the
flowers the solemn and majestic
music the weeping mourners,
are all elements Of the drama.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
LATGHS--THAT'S
WHAT WE NEED
BY HENRY McLEMORE

By HENRY McLEMORI
a. Sc. In NY minds eye. I could
500 me crossing tie bar and
cumming II up with Lord
TennySOn
But now ! have my sights
sof on 90
DY ASKING for this loan 'hc
ID British have NOT only added
four years 90 my life. but have
made u possible for me 70 en-
terrain the Press when The re-
portcrS come around 70 ask
how | managed 20 i've so long.
When a man reaches his Goth
birthday, reporters always come
70 his door. You must have
read a thousand stories where
old men and old women gave
their receipts for longevity.
They never agree
One old lady says she reached
90 because she had always
worn three pettCoatS
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14

Take hand and part NTH
laughter
Touch lips ard part p4th
tears
Once more and no more after,
WhdteUer comes NTH years.
Time fouud or tired ioUs sleep
Hg,
Ard kissed array his breath,
But Wh0t should ne do reepHg
Though light lore sleep 10
death.
Swinburn.
4 CHICAGOAN says II he has
"A an early morning argument
with his wife IT makes his
whlskers stffen and conse-
quently difficult 10 shave. He
wants 10 know If any other hus-
hand has had -a-stttttiar-- -rxpcrr-
ence He can't find out from me.
II ! feel like arguing in early
morning | take cold shower 10
cool off Arguing IN early MORN
ing spoils the whole day
PLEASE NOTE
SIGN on laundry wagon: New
~ customers accepted ! sup
pose when a home manager
takes her laundry 10 that place
and they agree 20 do il her Ella
tion knows no bounds. No doubt
she Immediately calls her dear
est friend and cXclains cx-
citedly: What do YOU think ."
The most wonderful thing has
happened 10 me. ! have just
been accepted a. customer by
a laundry" ! wonder how long
IL will be before laundrieS and
similar establishments will have
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
BARBECUING MUSICIANS

THE veteran stars Of the New
L York show: The lights. They
have had A longer run than any
Of the names thov have Spelled.
Detroit evening times., 1945-12-14
PASSING BY

PASSING BY 4
Jean DALRYMPLE Press
% agent and play producer.
One OF Manhattan'S most sue
cessful career women. She has
a duplex apartment IN New
York, a farm in Connecticut and
six mink coats. Jean. who is
smart looking petite brunette Is
reported 10 have once said:
Love? II fills me with monu-
mental indifference" thought
II was only blondes VINO talked
like that about love
MORTON DOWNEY. 4 great
singer and clever comedian. He
combines the best features Of
-Aad lIaFFiean-and Chauncev- OF.
colt Think he Is the best singer
Of Irish comic songs / ever
heard