The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-02-05
Straight 1--WE
BY Fli2t and Squirt

"i0iIIl 0IVS
By Fli2t and Squirt
alias
Martha Lyon and Patty Smith
( oh I'm flirt
And I'm a squirt.
, Between us two skirts.
Well pass on the dirt.
With this little poem CD two more
Great journalists-well Journalists,
take over the job of writing Straight
1--WE. And with a little help from
our boss. Marie Herman, We'll try
to pass on some of the latest gossip.
Just got through gain at some of
the back issues of 81. and we hope
we can keep up with the writer's
that have passed out before us.
OK.-O.K.. we'll quit the serious
talk and make" with the gossip!
FICTION OR FACT.
That Joyce Kelly is leaving our
fair city CD for Benton Harbor.
That Tom Pointkowski is Scurvies
understudy?
That one of R.H.S.S most promis-
Ing swimmers will never swim again
because of water. Con the brain).
That Duncan hasn't been seen
lately because his WORKOUT red rug
can't be replaced?
That Sam "Sinatra" jackson is
releasing WAVE for active duty.
How We doing, Ma?
Right here, we want to congratu-
late our new basketball captain, Don
Legs" King. Who, with the assist
ance Of four other great players,
won the basketball game "a to II,
last Friday night.
Why was it that Louise Steele
and Jerry Church" weren't seen at
the Senior Prom? Theory: Mr..
Church didn't ask her in ample
time? Timer?
Speaking Of the Prom, remember
girls
Girls who give advice to others
Go to Proms with their own
brothers.
Who is Donna? For further in
formation, consult Craig Rebold.
plug! The Junior Glass of
RIBS. will present, under the able
direction of Miss Gould, Little
Women" Rehearsals began last
week. The cast will include Joyce
Singleton, as 10. Dolores Hulka as
Army, Bonnie Miller as Beth. Doro-
thy Rutkowski as Meg. Laurie Is
played by Bill Anderson, professor
by Jimmy Gamble, Pat Morris por-
trays Marmie, Ted Clifton plays Mr..
Lawrence. Mr.. March is played by
Paul Hodges.
At q recent Discussion, given by
the Speech Glass Of RIBS. Jackie
Barrette was giving a talk to
mixed gathering and someone in the
crowd Kissed A stunned silence
followed. Finally Jackie said:
There are only three things that
hisSTTfs goose. a ,snakes and .. fool.
Come FORTH and be identified"
Now residing in Lansing is THE
Gordon Knox! His room and board
is being paid by the United States
Army. BY the way have you seen
his beautiful hair? 1t has been
butchered!
Peekn through the key hole at
the Masonic Saturday night, we
Spied uniforms filled with forms!
There were Ray Roberts, accom-
panied by Jean McCarty. Ray Bran
zen, accompanied by Joyce Kelly
and Tony Kirch, Accompaniment?
Takin' time out, we wish to give
you some good advice: Never start
anything you can't stop.
We understand Dick Genthe has
two ambitions. FIJI st to own his
own home. Second to own a car
70 get away from mis- own home!
Oh! but We wonder!!
When Bill AnderIo says he is
going to do this or that tomorrow.
ask him what he did yesterday.
Where do girls get their good
looks? We know a girl who gets
her good looks from her mother
she keeps beauty parlor.
Advertising, we hear, CD Is a
big problem for business men. So
to help Jiggs Jacobson. We have
worked out system for advertis-
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