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The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
BARTEL PROMOTED

Joseph F. Bartel, a radio me-
chanic with an Air Force service
squadron in France, was recently
promoted to the rank of technical
sergeant.
The son of Mrs. Frank Ange-
brandt, 3340 Twentieth street, Sgt.
Bartel is a graduate of Roosevelt
high school. He was employed by
Enrich jewelers. prior to enlisting
in the Air Corps in August 1899.
Overseas for nearly three years,
he has served in England, North
Africa, Italy, Corsica and France
and wears four campaign stars on
his European Theatre ribbon.
A brother, Pvt. Anthony Bartel,
is serving with the Infantry in
Germany.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
Trenton Junior Chamber Of Commerce
Plan Organization Of Ladies Auxiliary

Initial plans for the proposed or
ganization of a ladies' auxiliary to
the Trenton Junior Chamber of
Commerce will be made during the
monthly meetings throughout the
summer months, according to Don
Kent, president.
Wives Of members will be eligible
for membership in the auxiliary
which is permitted under rules of
the national organization.
AS part of its summer activities
the Junior Chamber of Commerce
will conduct a membership drive.
Kenneth Schuyler will head the
committee.
1t is the aim of the Chamber to
enroll every young man in the vii
lage between the ages Of 81 and
IS years. Age, interest in civic af-
fairs, promotion and betterment of
the community are the require
ments for membership.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19

Includes . bK-ft. fibre
backed lemonwood target
bow, six cedar arrows,
lie ather arm guard,
cordovan finger tab, paper
target, and a booklet on
archery.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
STREET CAR TRACKS
BEING REMOVED

Street car tracks which have run
through Trenton streets for years
are now being torn up by the
Wayne County road department.
Removal of all the tracks, which
we're used in past years by the for
mer Detroit United Railway cars
IN Trenton, is being planned.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
SEWER OUTLET COMPLETED

The Fort-DiX trunk sewer outlet
Trenton, has been completed, it was
announced Monday night by Leslie
A. Doan at the Trenton village
council meeting.
The sewer outlet of 294 feet was
constructed of 30-inch reinforced
concrete pipe. The construction was
done by Otto Sharboneau Sons of
Trenton.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
COLLECT HAND PUMPS

The Trenton village council Mon
day authorized Fire Chief Cameron
Waldorf of the Fire Department
to collect all hand pumps and to
sell surplus hand pumps and two
additional trailerS.
The pumps were purchased three
years ago by the village to use in
case of war emergency, Chief Wal
dorf said. Approximately IA pumps
were placed in the hands of air raid
wardenS throughout the village.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
On Thirty Day Leave

After his ship, the USS william
D. Porter, was sunk off Okinawa
on June 10, Walter Czadzeck, son
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter CZadzeck
was granted 3oday survivors leave
and is now home with his parents
on Pine street. He arrived home
on Thursday, July II.
Another brother, Sergeant Will
liam CzadZeck, is now stationed in
the Philippines.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT

Mr.. and Mrs. George Freiberg,
of Riverside drive, announce the
engagement of their daughter,
Christine, to Corporal Donald A.
Scholz, son of Mr.. and Mrs. H. A.
Scholz, of Evanston, Illinois. The
couple plan for an autumn we'd
ding.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
I renton
Personals
TRENTON PERSONALS

Mr.. and Mrs. Mark KnopeS of
Trenton announce the BIRTH of a
son, John James, on July IL.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Mathews and
children of Trenton are vacationing
at Houghton Lake.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
DISORDERLY PERSON

For being a disorderly person,
Beryle Billmaier of 1888 N. Tele-
graph road was fined $40 and costs
by Judge HoSmer Lathrop in. Tren-
ton Justice court this week.
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19

Remember, whatever warrant you
have for pryaing, you have the
same warrant to belize your prayers
will be answered. j. Phillips
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1945-07-19
Service
Parade
Home From Percy Jones

HUmt FIOHl TtTCy JOHtS
Home on a 25-day furlough from
Percy Jones hospital is Staff Ser
geant Russ Mahoney of Sycamore
street. Mahoney recently returned
from 38 months in the Central
Pacific area.
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
BY Linda and
Jerry Walter
By Arthur Bugs" Baer

You know I have a pretty good idea where that
Berchtesgaden bvouac is because l took ankle
cursion through those hills good many years ago
That country is rougher than goose pmpes
porcupne It's gopher village in granite AND they
tell for the last Is years the host has poured concrete
at his O'Clock teas.
electric clock with the plug There fellows
with short pants green feathers their hats and baggy
knees They carved Christmas toys, danced and yodeed
I took 10 easy yodeling lessons and got expert
muscled in the other guys echoes yodel gargle
without the medicine.
A yodel is the sound made by screwball who wants
to drown himself without getting his feet wet
When Shicklegruber moved in Berchtesgaden he
chased the barbershop yodeers Adolf said T there
are any funny made around here I'll make them
a national hookup."
A fellow from the Big Smokes has volunteered to
knock off the Berchtesgaden bum He says I'm as much
home in the hills flowers in pot. l know Adolf has
dug himself hole. But he can't pull the hole in after
him."
gin
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15

don't get too upset about it
it's probably starved TO death
by now"
THE society columnist on one
L of N. US afternoon papers
left for a Miami vacation. The
editor assigned her "veddy
veddy" substitute TO take over.
The thrilled sub phoned her
beau excitedly TO inform him OF
the new job. "Tom," she said.
I've just been made society
editor and you've got 10 take
me 10 the Stork tonight"
What for?" queried Tom.
II have TO gather some Tu-
mors!" was the reply.
A SOLDIER was making a
"A pitch for a gal he had just
met at dance. The CT spieled:
Il never met any one as won
derful as you are. You are my
dream girl. You have everything
that any man could ever ask
for" But the gal wasn't i'm
pressed. stating: "You know you
don't mean a word of that. You
don't care for me"
The soldier pleaded: 'Lissen,
honey. I wouldn't exactly go 10
hell for you, but I'd keep fooling
around the edges until l fell
in"
A N OFFICER. with many rib
"A hons On his ehesi,r~as= =dfiY-
ing a rented car. A pedestrian
walking against the lights was
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15

Oklahoma City Tulsa. New
port, Palm Beach, New York
train leaving on track six, par
lor cars in the rear"
| wish 10 say ! adore. Mrs.
MeSta and that l VIII be
eternally grateful TO her for
letting me watch the vice
president gorging. But / think
II was little mean Of her 10
take away my bag Of peanuts
before | could throw any TO the
guest Of honor.
Well, il seems the darndest
array Of people came TO see Mrs
Truman don the nosebag.
Senators were packed in so
thickly the orchestra harpist
played half a rendition before
she discovered she was scratch
ing Senator Chandler of Ken
lucky.
Senator Owen Brewster OF
Maine, said II was encouraging
10 see few Republicans in the
crowd too.
every good omen, I think"
he added. "While they're still
feeding Republicans. democracy
is not deadw
Mr.. Louis Bromfield, the
author, complained there were
too many city slickers in the
joint.
MR.. BROMFIELD said 1t
I'1 must be a terrible digeS-
tive strain on the vice presi-
dent, being Americas No. l
dinner guest.
"You know he doesn't have
90 do this, don't you?" said Mr..
Bromfield, who is very learned.
Under the Constitution he
could stop eating tomorrow IL
he chose. The Constitution sets
forth only two functions for the
vice presldent--to preside over
the Senate and To cast a vote
In that body In case of n tie"
The Countess Cassini said she
hoped, prayed and trusted that
MIR. Truman would not eat
himself out Of the league.
ut would be tough II he got
so fat he couldn't get in the
Senate DOORS" she said. "and
they had to lower him In
sling from the skylightw
We agreed II must be very
nice to be vice president-pro-
viding your stomach holds out.
But we wondered whether Mr..
Truman had had the foresight
to set up a special budget for
dyspepsia tablets.
BY the way, I am sure all my
little pupils are interested in
natural history.
Well-the vice president is
carnivorousl
Reproduction IN whole or In part
strictly prohibited
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
THESE DAYS

THE Russians apparently de-
l. sire-and probably will have
their way--a large mass of Ger
man slave labor to rebuild their
country.
Since the war between the
states, slavery in any form, for
anybody. has not been tolerated
in the United States.
Labor in this country pro-
duces goods and services for
competitive sale in the markets
of the world, at high wages
which control. to a large ex-
tent, the price Of the COM
modify.
1t is estimated. in this coun-
try, that the cost of labor con-
stitutes about so per cent Of
the price of a commodity.
The average hourly wage
in manufacturing industries in
November. 1914. amounted 10
S1.03 an hour; in private build
ing construction il was in De-
cember, 1914, S1.35 an hour.
The average weekly earnings
in manufacturing was in No
vember, 1914. $46.80. In 1899
the average for the year for the
same category of labor was
S23. Sc.
THE question of competition
l. between free labor and slave
labor has nothing to do with
the sentimentalities of war; il
involves positively the econom-
les of peacetime competition.
II is apparent that the United
States is, through lend-lease,
and will through postwar cred
its, set up its competitors in the
world markets.
On the whole, I am sympa-
thetically dispose to some
measure OF aid, although the
rumored figures, $4,000, 900 900
TO Soviet Russia and Great
Britain each seems too much IL
the use of the funds are alto
gether unrestricted.
On the other hand, this coun-
try ought TO aid no country in
the postwar era which employs
slave labor by whatever name.
And we ought in our con-
tracts with other countries to
define free labor specifically
as specifically as i do in this
article.
1t is not a matter of being
soft TO the Germans.
We need give them no con-
sideration whatsoever.
They took their chances and
they lost.
This problem of competition
between free and slave labor is
strictly an American one and is
protective Of the wage scale and
the standard of living of the
whole American people.
HENRY WALLACE, who Is
IL about to flood the country
with a brochure on $4,000, 900
jobs for prosperity, must con-
slider this question Of slave labor
competition because inherent in
il is the American wage and
therefore price structure.
II the Russians or any one
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15

IL think so, because, as
rule, women are better actors
than men. If men dislike each
other they either show ii or else
try to avoid the one they hate.
But women seem TO take
special pride In being extra po-
lite and gracious to some
woman against whom they are
boiling with jealousy and hate.
The best dressed woman at the
party is usually the one most
disliked and envied by the
others, but she is the one they
all treat with the greatest
politeness.
PAS a rule yes. If people
would use the same energy in
keeping money that they do in
fighting for it, there would be
fewer of US penniless In old age.
Many q man fights to win a
woman. and many a woman
fights to win a man, and then
they quit fighting to keep the
love they have won, thinking
love will keep itself. 1t won't,
as many a person has found,
after he has lost n.
3-Certainly; although If they
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
w ASHINCTON Scene
BY George Dixon

I SORT Of wish was better
Il acquainted with Vice PreSI-
dent Harry s. Truman, II you
travel around with him you get
so many high class meals on
the cuff
Currently. the new vice presi-
dent Is the most fed gentleman
in Washington. He has guzzled
al more feed troughs than
Whirlaway. And the invita-
tionS continue 10 pour in.
had the inestimable privi-
lege OF attending a Truman
Stuffing contest the other eve
ming. II was an inspiring
spectacle-and / feel a better
man for II.
With my keen repOrtorisl eye
] observed that the vice president
uses both knife and fork. His
table manners are impeccable.
He never burps without lifting
his hat and saying:
Pardon me. I'm sure"
THE Truman dinner ! sneaked
l. in on was given in the ex-
elusive Sulgrave Club by Mrs.
George MeSta Of Washington,
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
BY Damon
Runyon

with my hat and coat on. peer.
ing out OF the bedroom now
and then to see II the coast was
clear. At what appeared to be a
propitious moment, / made my
rush for the door but just as I
get there 1t opened and in
came more guests. their en-
trance sweeping me plumb
back into the bedroom and up
against door that seemed to
lead TO some secret chamber,
with ladies and gentlemen COM
ing up at intervals and pushing
me aside to enter this chamber,
saying:
Excuse me, please"
WELL, I was IN the apart
w ment two days before I
finally managed TO worm my
way out and it was truly a ter
rible experience. And yet it
might have been worse. got
away just as a gentleman pres
ent was getting up to sing after
such impassioned opportunities
as "Oh. please. Freddy. and do
it for me. Freddy" and Il think
you are mean. Freddy"
/ passed a fellow in the hall
who was muttering II will kill
the dirty bum," and I think he
was one of the other apartment
occupants who had been calling
on the phone. but whether he
meant Freddy or the host I did
not ask nor did I care.
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
II. ". DURLING
HWIHAT Makes a Great

UWIHAT Makes a Great
w Lover" That is the title
OF a pamphlet written by a
commentator on love and mar
riage. This old boy is quite an
originator Of provocative titles.
He has other pamphlets tiped
Seven Reasons Why Men
Cheat" Are You the Perfect
Wife?" what Every Woman
Wants." Are You Husband
Hunting?" -Four Secrets Men
Won't Tell" and How 10 I'M
prove Your Husband Scientif-
cally."
Keep that last one in mind,
lady, If you want an improved
husband as you might as well
60 at il in a scientific way.
/ am interested in the one
titled -Four Secrets Men Won't
Tell"
/ just can't imagine what
they all are.
OF course, one Is that a man
will never tell the secret of his
racing system but what the
other three are battles me.
no YOU know the height Of a
~ bass viol? 1t is 6 feet 9la
inches.
At least that Is the height Of
a bass viol owned by young
woman of Manhattan.
She is 5 feet 4. Says she:
You should see me trying TO
put my-bass viol- through a
turnstile In the subway"
That, / would like 10 see. I
hope the young woman will in
vite me TO the Times Square
subway station some afternoon
to see her and her bass vol go
through the turnstile.
II might also be interesting
to see her trying TO shove IL
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15

iessiy self conscious and COM
pletely insure of himself.
Well. marriage has made a
new man OF him--because in me
he had some one who thought
he was wonderful, and he soon
acquired family he could be
proud Of and who think he's
wonderful, too.
lie is a good man. humble
about the whole thing. and de-
-teFmtned- gipe-hIs children
the happy childhood he didn't
have. Which / love IN sec.
But the problem Is his mother,
now 65.
Her elder son was one of the
early war casualties and her
husband has a bad heart con-
dition which may cause his
death any day, or may allow
him years of life
In either case. she takes for
granted she VIII come 10 i've
with us when he dies; and /
don't believe II enters her head
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
II vou love a lady bright,

II vou love lady bright,
Seek, and you shall find wdy
All that loUe Uould say-to
say
II you wdtch the occasion right.
He t0ko Is both brave and bold
Wins the lady that he would
But the eourageisss and cold
Never did and neUsr could.
Vicente Espinel.
tAbOve IN from our horses
and women file No. 8S9D.
Please note Senor EspineIs
fourth line: "If you watch the
occasion right" That's the
catch In IL. To be bold IL the
correct procedure, but ID takes
a wise man 10 know the oc-
casion when 10 exhibit the most
bOldness.)
CHE spent her silver wedding
~ anniversary alone. So states
a Chicago subscriber.
Her husband could not be on
hand to celebrate their 25 years
of happy married life.
He is with the u. S. fighting
forces on the European front.
He is AZ, has been In the
army nearly three years and
was drafted.
II is difficult TO understand
why some men not yet 40 have
escaped military service be-
cause of age while others over
30 are shouldering guns on the
fighting fronts. Incidentally. 1
have also heard from several
mothers whose sons, despite
the fact they have punctured
ear drums and ether physical
defects. are fighting on the
muddy and bloody battle fields
of Europe.
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15

HAVE been investigating the

HAVE peen investigating tne
consequences of the curfew
or II o'clock closing rule on
Manhattan Isle, which is why I
have been out Of the paper a
couple of days.---------------
You see, it was like this:
went TO one OF those after
hours apartment parties that
have become the rage since the
curfew went into effect. They
are a throw-back 10 the days of
prohibition.
This was a living room-bed.
room apartment.
Like chump, / went into the
bedroom on my arrival. 1t was
one of those unfortunate cir
cumstances that a fellow is
afterwards unable 10 explain.
RUT as I say, I went into the
II bedroom and stood there
gasSing a while with some of the
other guests and then when /
decided l had had enough and
started to go, the ladies and
gentlemen in the living room
were listening to a story by
most distinguished gee and ma
turally / could not barge across
the-feem and out the door
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
BY George E.
Sokolsky

else can put 100000 German
or any other kind of highly
skilled slaves to work, they can
produce goods and services at a
price that will drive us out of
any market.
If we are to have what the
politicians call full employment,
we shall need world markets.
This is a question that the
San Francisco conference must
consider unless il is to be a
mere echo of Yalta.
And the only way to avoid
thickness is TO define the phrase
free labor" specifically and
clearly.
Only definitions can save us
from the politicians slogans
which usually deceive delight
fully.
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
WALTER WINCHELL a,oes1,v on

almost hit. The civilian started
screaming his head off. You
soldier. you!' he scol d e d.
Haven't you any regard for
people?"
You amt hurt, are you ?"
asked the officer.
mo, I amt, but l was just
lucky" w
Well. why don't you stop
hollering?"
Il can holler all I like" was
the civilians reply. Amt that
why you're fighting?"
THE fuss and phoory raised by
l. certain night-clubbers (who
predict the return Of the speak
easy) malign the patriotism OF
the average American. No doubt
there will be guliet greedy
liquor hounds who'll patronize
speaks" which will crop up /. :.
But most citizens will feel like
the guests at a recent dinner
party in Britain who were dis
cussing the lousy transportation,
food and cigarets which had
grown worse during the war.
only the people are better"
observed someone.
COUNDS in the Night: Az the
~ Simplon: This food is so
good / thawt I was dining at
some German Prisoner of War
Camp.
the Stofk ..IsA she going
with anybody?" "Yeh, any
body"
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
without some Of the people af-
terwards commenting:
"What a hOnr RunYnn Is


No. I could not do that, so I
waited in the doorway between
the living room and bedroom,
half way in and half way out,
and as the distinguished gee
concluded his somewhat lengthy
tale which seemed to be pretty
much about himself, l started TO
make my lunge for the exit
when another distinguished gee
began a tale.
So I was wedged in once
more.
4 S THE applause died away,
"a both the distinguished gees
began talking at once and the
telephone began ringing as
occupants of their apartments
registered their beefs at the
noise. You see II was now get
ting along toward three bells in
the a. m. and the guests had
been kicking the Scotch around
pretty good and you know what
happens when that happens.
A fellow began passing out
sandwiches and I said to my
self. Hell, Runyon, you are in
this deep so you might as well
get something to eat" So I ate
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
BETTER HEALTH
: By DIR. Herman Bundesen

WE HAVE all heard OF bile,
w which Is a substance made
IN the liver. When there is an
excessive amount OF bile color
ing In the blood and body tis-
sues. a condition called taundice
occurs. Whatever the cause of
jsundice may be, therefore, IL
indicates some disturbance Of
the liver. Jaundice may develop
In liver inflammation. in con-
dition known as cirrhosis or
hardening OF the liver. and in
gallstones which block the flow
OF the bile from the liver TO the
intestine.
According 10 Drs. Frederick
Steigmann and Hans Pepper Of
Chicago, the treatment of jaun-
dice is, for the most part, de
tary.
The diet must supply the ma
terIals for repairing and restor-
ing tissues and should not
contain any SubStances-such as
excessive fats--w which may be
harmful. or which may put an
unnecessary strain on the liver
Most Of the functions of the
l liver are related 10 getting rid
yof poisonous substances and TO
changing the structure Of the
various substances supplied by
foods. Hence, these actions Of
the liver are easily influenced
by diet.
Drs. SteigInan and Pepper
have noted that when the liver
OF an animal is rich in a sugar
called glycogen. the liver with
stands poisoning by various SUBJ
stances better than when the
liver contains great deal Of
fat. They also noted that gly-
cogen is deposited in the liver 10
greater degree when the level
OF sugar in the blood is high.
4 NY healing process requires
"a large amounts Of proteins
such as are supplied by lean
meat. milk and eggs. Animals
Detroit evening times., 1945-03-15
MARY HAWORTH.S Mail

that we might not take II for
granted, too.
Joe gets even more disgusted
with her than ! do, and is hor-
ribly embarrassed.
He has little affection for her
but feels a sons obligation. !
feel, and he says, life would be
pure hell II she came 10 live
with US. / presume she'll have
some insurance estate, so could
make other living arrange
ments; but il would break her
heart and make e-haF- bitter,
malignant woman. She is with
nut fault IN her oWH eyes Can
you advise me imperSonatiy.
We don't know what 10 do
III. w.
DEAR II. w:
ONCE a camel gets his nose
" under the tent, you know
what happens.
You couldn't avoid locked
horns. under the same roof, If
you lived in 5o-roou house
SO my advice is-conSider IL
settled in your minds that, for
the good of al, she is not to live
with you. regardless OF what
her thought may be.
And since. in military
strategy. a good offensive is the
best defenSe, prepare yourselves
20 head her Off with a business
like list OF other feasible sug-
geStionS, against the time when
she may try 10 push her nose
under the tent.
You may need 10 grant her a
monthly allowance. as practical
help and assurance OF good
faith, and now is the time TO
start molding your budget 10
that end. VI. III.
EDITORS NOTE-hary Ha-
worth eounseis through her col.
urn; not by mail or personal
inteTView. Write her in care OF
The Detroit Times.