The Waterbury Democrat., 1945-12-18
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 An executive ef the Scientific Re- search Development Board had an appointment witn Prof Oppenhelm- CT. the scientist who had SO much 70 do Rith completing thc atomic bomb Oppcnhclmer was Co have registered ai the Siatirr Hotel li. Washington ... But thc caller vas told that he vas not registerer, ' and hc wasn't T'hls is why While The phone operator kept fet- 1 ing important calls ioT Oppeu- helmef - be was seated in a Tar corner oi the Geographically Wait- Ing for a ro0ml !. In any other country he would have been given a hotel or a palace What dopesl
 Sportsman R. R. Evans brought tAis back from California A street corner preiEdist screamed:
 There aint enough room in this country fer furriners and us Amur- rlcans" To which a lumber ing giant among the listeners inc terrupied: "Yessiree, especially pale-iace foreignersl'
 The squelcher was Jim Thorpe, American Indian Olympic star.
 Nothing New Under the Sun Dept. Bob Bergman Of the WOR news room has traced the origin of wolf as applied 10 current usage | In the Decameron Of Boccaccio, king with a rowing eye was accused of being a wolf The Decameron stories were published in the l6th Century This king wanted a mans two daughters as his w4ves and the father intoned: T firmly believeth you to be a king and not a rayening wolff" (Okay, MT. Cerf. Take it awayD
 John W. Raper. a Cleveland para grapher for decades. has put some of his peppigrams between covers The title is: What This World Needs We liked these especial ly The theater box office counts the cash, not the applause . . Justice is what we get when the decision is in our favor Ii you insist upon wearing high hat, look out for the low doorways Many a man has his price and most of that kind have two prices You can never tell about prosper ity. When the hog is fattest 1t goes to the butcher Prejudice is generally to the bone-located in the head A hen does no boasting until she has finished her work.
 Scrambled Eggs: June Knight has discovered why night clubs will charge so much for New Years Eve. It'n be so noisy, she observes, you won't be able to hear the master of-ceremonieS Leo Mars, the | Macy Santa Claus, was once dra- matic actor. Played the sinful hus- band of Ethel Barrymore in 'Awak- ening of Helene Ritchie" Tip to night -clubbers: Don't get flip with hatcheck gal Madeline Capuano of She Carnival. She was champ riv- eter and welder for the Walsh Kaiser shipyards Biggest howl in the newsreelS: Goering tries to talk-is stopped by the court. He stands again and attempts to speak is rebuffed and, obviously embar- rassed, he shrugs and raises his hands a Ia Mefo0fsky . Damon RunyOn nick-named fight man. ager (whO was counted out last week. "The Honest Brakeman. Be- cause he never stole freight car" . Irving Berlin, whose new song hit is "Just Blue Serge Suit" invariably wears brown Far rar- -Rinehart will publish AP Chief Kent Cooper's book, Freedom of the Press" Repeat warning to chumpS who would wreck price con- trol: Imitation makes everything valuable-except money.