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Evening star., 1945-08-28
HELP MEN and WoMEN

ART INSTRUCTORS WANTED by ma.
tlonaly known art school; write for ap-
pointment, giving background. Box S7-E
ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR, permanent po-
sltion with excellent opportunity for ad-
edge of ONCE routine willing to work and
learn; pleasing personality and ability TO
handle people a requirement. Write, giving
age, educational qualification, experience
and minimum salary expected to Box 202-
BEAUTY OPERATOR, man or woman, ex-
.I perienced: d good salary and commission
COUPLE, white, fun time as careUaker and
housekeeper for large rooming house; S170
@G F2dR mR Wilson sser ste fSF tht
coUPLE TO MANAGE large downtown
oca eoS1e Sb PHDen fS GS. uB BFsi
apt. and small salary: immediate opening
See Mr. EWELL, l415 K st. NV.
DISHRooM WORKERS. porters, genera
ary, pleasant working conditions; L mea
furnished Apply Room oslo South Bldg,
kfH1sfdF kkGHR1lGFUoF oFEksfok oF modern
bldg: hours pm. to II pm. Apply
TnS3afs;N nScHANGE ills sdHhoLARsHrp s. in art Of
Write for appointment giving background
FoUNTAIN HELP-Good pay, meals. Ap;
GROCERY SALEsCLERKs, experienced anc
enced applicants; excellent postwar oppor.
sEs }4!t MAagyDEk: 1Ne Iiss Conn
SIGHP + Man V OR ee WOMAN, oS .iScoi coored, TO,
large, downtown apartment, elevator ano
switchboard experience; permanent posi-
OF OFFICE CIEANiNG Dai't a to IS hrs. s'a' week
ATLAS MACHINE, & IRON WORKS, I25s
PART TIME WoRKERs urgently needed
If you have some idle time that yol
you'd like to turn into dollars we have
trick we can tailor your hours to fit youl
particular requirements, be it available ir
the morning. afternoon or evening". dom
that you might not be interestedsAn thi!
variety Of odd part-time Jobs to be per:
be interested in at least one; visit with
road ne. GIANT FOOD STORE costs YOU
nothing and it might prove most profitable
SALEsPEoPLE for our drug, cosmetics
cigar and candy departments; pleasant
m hss any TsofSa PEopEs xsh pRa s46KEs AR3
ofi sATrs = TPERsoNaf & to tax,
position requires minimum of physica
activity; 4Shour week: no age limit
MAGRUDER. INC. 113S Conn. ave, DI
$3.50 See Mr.. Wilson.
WAREHOUSE HELP, full or part time:
permanent positions with pleasant sur
advancement; immediate openings in the
following departments markers. general
warehouse, shipping clerk, checkers, pack
sary Apply THE PALAIS- ROYAL. en-
ployment office, 9th floor, 18th and G sts
NV, or 1St and Pierce SITS. ne
WANTED for rural white school, high
school principals salary, $1,000 to $4,000
Also two high school teachers. SUPT
E. D. JOHNSON, Tarboro, N c.
Evening star., 1945-08-28

CHAMBERMAD- D-WAITREss for boarding
house; permanent. good wages. Cali 1925
cegaihaMfBsiERRMAn cha hi WAITRESS for pr,v.t.
family Of adults in nearby country Eome,
returning to city in s weeks; fir,e, per.
manent position. DI. 5236, not after
COMPANIoN-H N-HoUsEKEEPER, white. no,
over so, for semi-invalid. middle aged lady;
live in; Q in family: salary, GOOD home:
small apartment. duties light. Ma. 5970
before pm.
Evening star., 1945-08-28
SITUATIONS WOMEN,

terations; reasonable MISS BERT, 1880
Irving st. NV. Apt, 4. AID, 2238.
ELEVATOR OPERATOR, colored, with lie
29*
GIRL, colored. refined, desires position in
private industry. DU. S197
GIRL, colored wants part time or regular
work. as checking. clerking or answering
telephone, ME. 0209.
GIRLS (2), young, attractive, wish Satur-
day night or Sunday waitress work: some
experience. Box 230-E. Star.
NURSE. available for cases. NO 4SS3
NURSE-GovERNEss wishes position with
children 2 years and over: excellent refs.
RECEPTIONiST-TYPIs for dental ONCE:
experienced; interested in permanent posi-.
tion. Box 322-J. Star. 2Ss
(fsontinued IN Next Paoal
Evening star., 1945-08-28

net $4,000 annually. Phone MA. $50,
Ext o42' from 81 tonight for appoint
TRUCK DRIVER; must know city and vi
einity: permanent job. Apply after L pm,
MEsco EHEe sUPPhY Hshss0 cos s00f f7ss sala5S co.
TRUCK DRIVER, light delivery: reliable
young white man preferred Apply 231
TRUCK DRIVERS wANrEp-eood pay
anG working conditions, wkiy guarantee
no mixer exper. nee; our drivers now
GokeKEHn okins IF tS eo SO }Nc NSseky Apply HoWST
position Apply AMERfcAN On tstaan CO. isoo 800
Hsse AAAsnEtGp H
Iost0n spn1 NTH sO9d chance for
UsHFR-Apply CAROLINA THEATER, los
usHERs, IS years of age or older. CAP
VEGETABLE MAN. must be sober, honest
good salary. Apply 1900 Wisconsin ave.
VETERAN-see us about a Job in our
service department; top wages. good work
the automobile business. LOGAN MOTOR
VETERANS = The 3; F. GOODRICH CO.
men, warehousemen and tiremen; no ex-
perience necessary to qualify for these po-
siti4ns as as we are interested in all appli-
Good salary while in training and fine op-
portunity for advancement. both as to
tunity for many young men returning from
the armed forces. Apply. daily. Monday
our district office, 11l2-lS 10th St nv
NuLCANIZER-,Good opportunity for man
willing to work and can produce Salary
GENERAL TIRE CO, 1sos 1901 i4th oHEs st. NV
Apply Mr.. Gill
WATERS, colored. experienced; good
salary and working conditions Apply
HOSTESS FAIRFAX HOTEL. 2100 Mass.
WATERS. colored, experienced; dinner
period; good tips and meals; 6 days, in
cluding SUM-; OF Mon Apply BONAT'S
RESTAURANT. 1922 Vermont ave. NV.
RE. aa79.
Evening star., 1945-08-28
HELP DOMESTIC.

FOREIGN MISSION needs a Spanish Eng
lish female secretary. Call AID. 1883 or
come 2128 Bancroft pl. NV. 29s
Evening star., 1945-08-28

RECEPTIONIST and file clerk by dis
PfhnseE Phone Ra 1P'isian Siaf 0day week.
RELIEF Cook, white, $50 per month plu
aeas unfS5gS ans Ha9seT Apply ohe Es
fRECEPPTIoNIsr Ri SECRETARY. must b,
capable typist; S35. 1852 Washington
ssaaiLfHassGsiIRLs saLHsGsIRLs. millinery and accessories
j.: ssss Sa sss
I e ssass sPRy STAfPARp aad ifds PsDq g. a GO
SALESGIRLS-War Department exchange
work; south post, Fort Myer: hours. II
esll { 81. SSs44 ior sppointmsnt,, 49,,
mems speciality shop; permanent position
sssSsNHk sGsS 5alsts si 1888 sAABDEy St to Mr. M'sda'
With 0F PaapsEsBed f@
sales experience preferred but win tTair
unlimited opportunity for advancement
HUGO WORCH, lilo G NV.
sALEsLADY to answer home owners, in.
ssss ssa DrGdus DEBT
ssiFsa ss 5onus aDpnfeceos neo 5fs g. si si
SALESLADY, experienced, in ladies' coat!
nsnt position; Apply HOLLYWOOD CLOTH
5SGaEsfab7 aG Go Y0S to 7's sell f. aaes hosiery
s%s sssher fIsds sHo 81
sALEsLADY for aquarium store. hours ]
to 8 pm, 6 days per week: salary, $2S tt
start. Apply between and Q pm; Mon
day or I and Pm p;m,; Tues; MInddaaTu1Rtts 5nda I1ts
sxLEsLADY to assist manager of DR.
Scholl Foot Comfort Dept; salary anC
commission; permanent position: advance
ment; training Ct ,M our sS expense; Apply Dr
sALEsLADY. 2 days week; 12 to 9 pm;
ABRAMSoN Co, 103S 7th st. NV. ~ -
SALEsLADY. fur. expert; full or par
salary. zTofNfck THE FURRfER. istf
sAIEsLADIEs-want to work evenings in
ready to wear? Apply the ESSIE O'DON-
NELL Co, 3407 Conn. ave. NV.
SALESLAD1ES, experienced; excellent pay
Apply ESTHER SHOP. 1225 + st. NV.
Evening star., 1945-08-28

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CASHIERS, permanent positions: expert
ence not necessary. we will train m YOU you;
sHops HSi e Gfff - St seaIs q 4ls sse th nV
aRd 3os Wilson pya M.a cla5spdon RoPH w
esAsaiEks for parking lots, experience no.
p;m., 301 Homer Bldg, COL 18th st. NV
CASHIERS, clerks and typists; excel sal:
ary and hrs, plus VACATIONS, bonus and
EURNITGRE CO. ath and 3 sts. NV.
CASHIERS, high school graduates. rs te
45, willing nit1 to work afternoon and eye.
considerable standing involved, full-timt
position, straight. S-hour shift, 6-day, 4S.
week a S 5 about sls5
vacancies in all parts Of the city. Apply
i IN per gsrs9n, @ @smplosIgment psIT @ of1cs' Room 3ls
Glen Echo or ssSis John streetcar. r''' ~
CASHIER for high-class restaurant; perma-
saar Ga meas
Must. be. thoroughly reliable and experi-
enSed. Apply after 10 am, MIR. KICKER
CASHIER for amusement arcade. 412 9th
CAsHiERs. white. aged Is to 80: star,
gssS: Rssls: aasS q aishs STATES fKEssTxUSI' SI
CASHIER, also clerktng; good hours, good
pay; opportunity for Advancement. SERV.
CASHIERS, some experience necessary
permanent employment. age. 81 TO 3b;
staTtinf salary $3.50 per month and meals
CASHIERS, permanent work for depend
able women. GARFTNCKEL'S. st. ct
CAsHIER-CHECKER, grocery store in eil-
yer Spring area. MR.. KESSE. SH. 3240.
CASHIER-TYPIST, using MGR posting ma
chine. Apply WONDER CIQTHES. 037
CAsHIER-TYPIsT, using MGR posting ma
chine. Apply WONDER CLOTHES, 937
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
II. v. IDURLING

I miSs your s1H'te 1eher morn's
FIRST
Light is bursting
Through the green branches Of
the easement tree.
-Te-hecr y077r C0Jcs, my lonely
car
Is thirstiag beside the n1ooAllt
sra.
FUtH ave my To0glngs, my rept'a-
tHgs s.G7J;,
only IN dreams am IN your
arms again.
D. VI. Moir.
Is REPORTED That on a San
i Francisco beauty shop spe-
cializing in the rejuvenation Of
females, there is sign, Don't
whistle at the girls who emerge
from this shop One of them
may be your grandmother"
1t IS possible 1hiSL&sEraiae-
may be added 10 the list of true
words spoken in Jest
4 AAfl z a AAA44444 - 44A a AiOIl II Olll
a 49-yesr-old blue eyed blonde
Of Afartrdttdnwho has a 22-year-
old son who is a bomber pilot.
She may soon become a grand
mother
She is 4 widow and works in
a. war plant. She says every
thing indicates she is the top
whistle girl At the plant.
SiA4e- is afffped with apptica-
tons for dates At night her
telephone keeps ringing and
eager young gentlemen beg 10
be permitted 10 take her dancing.
This sounds like an exaggera-
tion. However, the snapshot this
subscriber encloSes makes il
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
One Word Led 10 Another
BY Linda and
Jerry " alter
By Arthur Bugs Baer

was very sorry they bumped off Mussoini and those
tough krauts quick figured to bring vaudeville back
with them.
If you let me exhibit Shckelgrber on the big wheel
/ guarantee 70 pay off the national debt Either one
would have made Gargantua look real pretty.
l got some pretty good ideas for the rest of the
vaudeville show real train wreck the stage the
audience could have the thrill of watching lawyer
ambulance.
Artificial Alps in the foyer for people to their
own avaanches Then there would be shooting gallery
with whitewashed htch-hkers' thumbs instead Of clay
pipes.
You can see I'm a man with ideas in the entertain
ment racket would have tattoo artist there at bar
gain Sinking of the Maine for so All sunk
a dime
After seeing Mussolini in his famous upside-doWn
act know You would be delighted Wfestle Florida
alligator to amuse the little ones. mean the allgators
little To make the contest bit more even butter
the alligator.
When kid there was a fellow exhibiting the
mummy Of Jesse James for two-bts a gander. Jesse
looked better than the other guy sneaked in and got
look. And Jesse handed quarter. l figured it
should have been draw
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
MARY HAWORTH'S MAIL

new crowd OF boys and girls
and right away We noticed she
began 10 change.
She is a gifted musician but
never touches the violin or piano
any more.
She goes out with these girls
and pickup serVicemen.
When mother pleads with her
not - no this. she tells mother
TO mind her own business.
G.s.
DEAR C. s
Poor little Jane is a tragic
figure.
II is my guess that a more
Sparftic demUrafIzIug agent than
bad companionship is Grazing
heT.
j is possible that either with
foolish daring or in slaviSh com
plance 10 gang pressure, she is
-e&peEmenting- With -marlIQana
smoking
This drug has the effect on
personality Of wiping out, tenn
fIeFafi ly.-.4vtfzyt-f yt-festfaifftng-
pulse identified with conscience
or ethical conductv-se that one
reverts 10 stark, elemental
modes of expression, mostly
eVil. accompanied by spurious
sense OF triumphant invinci-
bility
The comic aspect Of her strut
ing rs IN nor assumption that
a filthy blasphemous vocahu-
larry Is advanced. sophisticated
stuff.
Actually il gained currency
as the stunted language of igno-
rant. il.iterate, inarticulste
-tOiR, anu IS one step ahead OF
grunts and gestures as a me-
dunn Of conveying ideas.
Somebody in the family with
a good tennis arm ought 10 give
Jane q blockbuster slap across
her mouth The next time she
looses a filthy TRADE at your
mother. And repeat the treat
ment as necessary N. II.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

Commission that only Z IA -
members OF the Coast guard
Reserve Temporary falling ia
classification (a) for active full
. time duty with pay and allow
ances at shore stations or on
Coast Guard vessels, should be
considered as naval veterans
upon discharge.
Q-The necessary affidayits
and physicians certificates were
sent to my husband, a seaman
nc, serving overseas, In order
to make application for a de-
pendency discharge. Should d
these papers have been sent di-
rectly TO Washington since he is
serving overseas? n. &. a.
A-No. The serviceman must
institute application for depend
ency discharge through his COM
manding officer, who, upon re-
ceipt of such request, forwards
the request with his recommen-
dation to the chief Of naval per-
sonnel for final decision.
Q-My husband was i'm the
army three months when he
died due TO drinking poison. Am
l supposed 10 draw any monthly
benefits? He was the father of
five children Mrs. Ii. L.
A-Even though your hus-
band committed suicide you will
still be eligible for the benefits
payable TO the widow, since he
was~on active service in the
armed forces of the u. S. at the
time Of his death. File a claim
for pension on Form 534 with
the Veterans Administration Of
flee nearest TO you.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

il In faster and there IL less
danger of spilling IL and making
you look as IL your throat had
been cut"
"What old country" de-
manded Mr.. Cohn.
ANY old country" I said.
"You are not in any old
country" demurred Mr.. Green.
Nevertheless" / said, clutch
ing my bowl with both hands
and hoisting it high, 'this Is the
approved style. Salute, Mr..
LYMAN
Heres looking towards you,'
said Mr.. Lyman, bowing TO me
over the bowl.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

about colyumists: They are the
abstracts and brief chronicles of
the time; after your death you
were better to have a bad epi-
taph than their i'll report while
you live"
A WEEK ago this corner
"a asked why wm a k r s
haven't raised their voices
against lobbyists. The next day
Thy way of coincidence) Senator
Tobey came out swinging
against the pressure gangs who
are trying 10 defeat the Recip-
rocal Trade Agreements Act
an act which plays a vital role
in preserving world peace. Sem
ator Tobey stated:
There's some nOse-counting
going on hereby five fat lob
byists who are sitting out there
at the Senate door button-hol-
ing Senators and counting
names and putting the screws
on To get Senators to vote
against the bill. say they can
go straight to-yOu know where
they can 90, They're fat, sleek,
with round bottoms and round
heads"
Senator Tobey for vice presi-
dent.
THE most lucid and compre-
L hensiVe expose of Gernanazi
industrialists' postwar plans was
made public by Cong. Jerry
Voorhis recently. You may get
a copy Of il by writing TO him
at the House Office Building,
Washington.
Copyright by Daily Mirror Inc
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

berS Of his committee not 10
daily IN pushing through the
veterans bonus bill and the re-
yiSed G. /. Bill Of Rights.
III you keep putting II of"
he shouted, "the boys will get 80
old they will get their whiskers
tangled in the machinery-and
80 will you"
Always being hot for sccu-
racy, our organization made
check. Not a single member of
Mr.. Rankin's committee has
whiskers, including Mrs. Edith
Nourse Rogers of Massachusetts.
In fact all are clean shaven-
skipping Mrs. Rogers this time
except two. The hirsute gen
tlemen. who wear mustaches.
are Leo r. Rayfiel of New York,
and Walter b. Huber of Ohio.
both Democrats.
Gosh. -thAt-Dixen- -epAn-eeeefs
the barbersShops for you.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

seem plausible. She appears TO
be quite a blonde bombshell. 1t
must be gratifying 70 a woman
who is about to become a grand
mother to have the Young men
still calling her baby"
FHE- -farf4iillyy-ef err-tisen=
L hover belonged to the tinted
Brethren OF Christ. a religious
sect opposed TO war. Neverthe-
less, young Ike did not want 10
be conscientious objector.
When is he began talking about
going 10 West Point. His
shocked family was never able
TO talk him out of it. That was
lucky break for all Of us.
4 s RECORDED here a young
hwoman of Seattle-wageHed-a
box or Havana cigars against an
album of jazz monograph Fee
ords that she could come nearer
tnan me IN naming the date OF
that Alaska ice-break.
In a moment of weakness I
accepted the bet. t lost.
The subscribers have GER
tainly been taking me for plenty
in the past few weeks.
guess the only way I can
get even is 10 lure Glenn Nc
Carthy and Frank Menke into
a few arguments.
DASSING by; Pat O'Brien.
Il Milwaukee IriShman w o
became a movie actor special
izing in portraying bad guys
with good hearts. Pat has been
smoking 16 cigars a day for
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
Brain Game Answers

The suicide plane, which the
pilot dives into his target.
They have been used in large
numbers against our shipping
off Okinawa.
2-False. Most Of them are
made TO fire six shots.
Baseball, ,q with a total paid
attendance of 60,000.000, as
against 45,000,000 for foot
ball.
PEGGY Ann Garner.
5-(b) Is correct.
6-The First Amendment.
First raven. Then he sent
the dove.
8-The new insecticide D.D.T.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

PEP. ALFRED J. ELLIOTT Of
California, strode onto the
House floor the other day lug
glng a suitcase. He got perms-
sion TO speak and launched into
an attack on OPA for Juggling
potato prices in the middle of
every harvest"
Suddenly he popped open the
suitcase and out tumbled 10
Very large potatoes.
These are just little lean
potatoes" he said apologetic-
ally. They are only about eight
inches long. When they are full
grown out In my district In Kern
County tthey always work in
plug for their districts) they are
II TO Is inches long"
Mr.. Elliott shouted that OPA
now has II orders on fresh
fruits and vegetables. He pointed
dramatically to the potatoes:
"YOu wonder why there are
so many eyes on these potatoes
Well, they have to have them
these days to keep up with the
OPA regulations that come up
and change so fastw 81
Do you suppose they'll ever
bring back vaudeville?
Distributed BY Klns Features synd Inc.
Reproduction in whole or 10 part
strictly prohibited.
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

DEAR MARY HAWoRTH :=
MY YOUNGER sister, just 18,
NI is breaking mothers and
fathers heart with her callous-
ness.
won't do s-thiHR theN-tnii-
her, but comes and goes when
she gets ready.
She Swears AT us for any little
thing that isn't luSI the way she
\Wants IL
She uses very vulgar language
and takes the Lords name in
vain in her terrible TRADES.
This happens especially et
meals II she docSn like tre
food my mother prepares
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

Mother is 3 very fire cook
and fixes wonderful meals, even
though lots of them are meat
less.
But ai1noxt-eEeI-Y- n4ght-JaHe
gets up from the table, having
eaten plenty and starts 10
swear ~ mother, saying II
mother Weren- 50 lazy she
would 20 out ana find seafe
steak or chops
Father works from 3 10 II
p. m, 50 NJ doesn't hear most
~ il, bat mother mas 10 take ii
all
-AbeHt t"e years ago ynr met
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
YOUR SERVICE .1s"sT. 90'.T'"+pTt' +1 Veterans

n-WHAT il the meaning Of
W the three stars on the
Purple Heart Medal? X. O. {.
A--The shield, composed Of
three stars and two stripes, be-
tween two sprays OF green
leaves. represents George Wash
ington's coat-ot arms.
OF soldier has serve
fr 10 five years In the
army and does not have the re-
quired IS pOints-iS he eligible
for discharge? VI. Il.
A-The serviceman is not eli
gible for discharge b BASED on
length Of service alone. Unless
he is discharged from the army
for other causes. he is expected
10 serve "fOr the duration Of the
war, plus six months. The final
critical point-SCore may, how
ever, be lower than 81 points
and he might then qualify for
discharge
Q-My husband il seaman
first class serving somewhere I'm
the Pacific. My family allow
ance is $50, but find that IL is
insufficient for supporting my
self and child because of heavy
medical expenses. How can I
get more financial help and what
is my husbands service pay.
A-Your husbands base pay
is $66 plus SI320 for overseas
duty, or t7taf-0f S7TT9-26. we
suggest that you write TO your
husband and ask him 10 make a
voluntary Class l. allotment of
pay, all of which would be de-
Quoted from his service pay. At
present he is contributing only
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27

A WILSON MINER story
"A concerns the time he turned
down the invitation Of night
club owner 10 witness the OPEN
ing of the bistro.
Weeks went by and then after
q succession of rainy nights
Miner arrived.
Noticing the empty place he
STROBE over 10 the depressed
owner and remarked: Il thought
II would happen, so ! showed up
on tough, rainy night when
sea really need pat and a
customer. Opening nights are
only for suckers, not friends"
THE American military gov
Il eminent recently appointed
Friedrich Schaeffer TO run Ba-
-varia. FMS Schaeffer used 10
be very chummy with FaScistS
The first speech Schaeffer made
after getting his appointment
echoed the Nazi propaganda
line. He blamed Hitler and the
Nazis for the war and insisted
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
WASHINGTON Scene
By George Dixon

THE various news services
send out schedules TO news
paper clients advising them
briefly OF what stories may be
expected The name Of the
writer is given first. then the
place he is filing from, followed
by quick summary OF the
subject.
The other night editors scam
ming the schedule went bug
eyed on reading this
"Meusel, observation-disclosures
two headed kids, gamboling on
lawn Of Nszi psrenthood farm,
mark end OF Hitler's dream of
Ideal Aryan' blood strain"
l should think it would,
CHAlRMAN JOHN F RAN
~ KIN OF the House veterans
committee. was eXhorting mem-
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
On the
Side

II years. If he keeps this up
three more years he will be
eligible to become a member
of the chain cigar smokers OF
America of which George Nc
Manus. the genial cartoonlst is
president.
4 DIVORCE has been granted
"a the wife of the leader of a
well-known all-girl orchestra.
In the dispatch l read the
grounds for divorce were not
mentioned.
Would you worry much, lady,
il your husband was the leader
OF an orchestra made up of 80
or more good looking females ?
When the orchestra went on
the road would you go along 10
prnteet-your interests?
There are women who are
leaders OF all-male orchestFes.
How about that situation
] have heard the husbands Of
such girls worry little.
tnat-tTIe- wives of me
musicians in suCh d band worry
too.
They think their husbands
might fall in love with the boss.
Copyright. le45. BY KinS Features
Detroit evening times., 1945-06-27
ANfAN RUNVAN The Brighter
Ae1AN O-> Side

81 TSE bread as gravy
- wiper" is one of FIVE
rules listed by DR.. Victor C.
HeiSer in a campaign TO COM
-hattt4e- food shortage by etirnt-
mating waste.
Now as TO No. !, the union
--rule- -ts-te take not-orrfy' the last
piece Of bread, but the first one.
too ! find nothing in the book
on rule No. 2 because it has al
ways been the opinion among
wise eaters that the only way
peas are of any account to be-
gin with is when they are
black-eyed susans and are
cooked with ham
Mr. HEISER'S rule No 3 is
Nl wholly superfluous to ex-
perienced gnawerS and suckers
Of beef bones, chicken bones.
spare ribs. steak bones and all
other kinds of bones, while his
last rule is an insult to the in
telligence of all fastidious
eaters.
For what reason does he
think wise chefs bake potatoes
with their jackets on after
heavily sailing the jackets? ? And
who is going 70 waste time mon
keying around trying 70 remove
the thin skin of boiled new pota-
toes -? Also why?