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Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1945-01-05
SUMMONS

0tAte OF Minnesota, county OF henHepln'
District Court, Fourth Judicial District.
John Briones,
Plaintiff,
VS..
Nicola Briones,
Defendant.
The State of Minnesota, to the above
Named Defendant:
You, Micoela Briones, are hereby sum-
moned and required to answer the COM
plant of the plaintiff in the above entitled
action, a copy of which is hereby attached
and herewith served upon you. and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said complaint
on the subscriber at his office 704 Fremont
Ave. NJ, in the City of Minneapolis, Mime
sofa, within thirty 1907 days after the ser
vice of this summons upon you, exclusive
Of the day of such service and If you fail
to answer the said complaint within the
time aforesaid, the plaintiff will apply to
the court for the relief demanded in said
complaint.
Dated December 28th, 1914.
HARRY L. SCOTT,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
704 Fremont Ave. NJ,
Minneapolis. MINI.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1945-01-05
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To Close Estate: Large Stucco du-
pick with extra large corner lot.
Will sell cheap. 7O4 N. 7th st.
For appointment call Cherry 7155
after 6.
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Four rooms and bath. Stove heat.
1849 E. gath st. Rents for $3.50
a month. Call DR. 1920 or DU 1858.
Poro Products for sale. Atlantic
2945. 119 ROyalstOn.
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For Rent: Furnished front room.
Prefer couple. Share kitchen.
RE 3176.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
One Word Led to Another
Detroit Times
BY Ray Thompson
BY Arthur Bugs Baer

The hero of the next will be watery-glmmed old
Four Effer who couldn't get by draft board In sack
He will be ancient scientist who speaks the Ian
guage of the atoms and listens TO the whmpengs OF the
molecules.
Kings will tremble and governments will totter when
that rackety old beezark reaches for his atomizer
He will be monarch of everything he surveys in an
astgmatic gander and absolute Of the retors and
the tubes.
For the next war will be mixed in the back Of
drugstore doctors prescription. One atomic bomb
will pulverize city sneeze powder will reduce the
George Washington Bridge to hammock size
The n-tempered neutron and the irritable gobule
will dominate the works. And will not be able to spot
them by their bands. -
Folks, this is a nsdious kind of warfare where
they don't bother with retail mafeasance in office such
frightening babies, jumping on flowers and poisoning
wells We way past that petty larceny stage and are
going in for expansion in horror and syndcaton in tim
daton
When the English bowman at Crecy hinged his arrow
through French amor he marked the demise of chvary
And now the backed scientist hases both from the
field Of the cloth and gold with his atomic biscuit.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
BETTER HEALTH
BY DR.. Herman Bundesen

sive gas formation and gurgling
within the intestines.
T1IE abdominal pain Is often
relieved when the bowels
move. The pain is rarely severe
enough 10 keep the patient
awake az night
The most important part Of
treatment OF the irritable bowel
IS 20 diSpel or quiet the patients
fears The exact nature Of the
disorder must be explained 20
him. Then he must be given
proper advice concerning diet.
exercise and rest.
The diet Will, Of course, vary
with the symptoms present, and
u - important that the patient
take plenty OF fluids. eat at
regular times and, as a rule.
avoid foods which are highly
seasoned and too bulky. Certain
drugs which quiet the nervous
system. such as phenobarbital.
may be prescribed by the doctor.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
II. r: What symptoms are
produced by cyst OF the
ovary?
Answer A cyst OF the ovary
may be present without causing
any symptoms. In other in
stances IL may produce pain or
pressure symptoms.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

IA nationwide poll by Uni
versity Of Denver disclosed that
5S per cent OF United States
citizens think teachers under
paid, while 8 per cent are unde-
cided. Twenty-eight per cent Of
persons who have attended coll
lege, and 81 per cent Of high
school attendants. think teach
ers underpaid. OF people with
little or no education, only al
per cent agree. showing the
more you know about the stu
alton the more you consider
them underpaid In comparison
TO other Jobs and professions.
2=-No exact answer is pos
sible. but Ernest V. Hollis, L. S.
Education Office. by analyzing
poll OF the armed forces and
a partial study by the army
concluded that about 1e per
cent of the 100000 men ex-
pect to return TO school and
college This would mean about
100000 10 100000 plan TO con-
tinue full time study, and about
100000 10 100000 part time
study. Many men say IL depends
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

ended. They were ordered 10
resume this week!!l
Walter Reade will build the
ater at 59th Street and Park.
A Chinese glamour gal Tin
the Park Avenue districD lost
$4,000 in gems and couldn't I
Squawk. Her Butter-and-Egg-
Foo-Young man couldn't stand
the spotlight.
The bomber named THE
Stork Club" crashed in an Oki-
nawa tske-off on July 80, killing
the entire crew.
Larry Brooks, star of Song
Of Norway" and Mary Mullen,
M-G-M starlet, have atomic'd
their betrothal.
Robert Walkers latest friend
is Cathy Downs.
Mervyn Leroy and Rudy VAL
lees eX-wife, Bettejane Greer,
are ahem.
DERLIN newsboy win
- Hill relayed this striking
contrast between the SoViet's
stern realism I'm Maitland and
Americas hemming and having.
While the Americans were
working out the fine points of
a long range program TO pro-
vide Germans with non-Nazi
movies, the Russians blandly
authorized German movie
houses to reopen with the im-
plicit warning 10 every German
exhibitor that II he peddled any
Nazism he might turn up
missing.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

SHOULD the shirttail come
~ back?
There are two schools OF
thought about this and before
/ enter into a discussion OF the
matter / would like to tell the
ladies that they may retire 10
their tatting If they wish.
The shirttail is strictly
masculine affair. At least 1 do
= not remember seeing any tails
Of any consequence TO ladies
shirts.
The tails 10 gentlemen's
shirts were abbreviated as a
war measure. The idea was that
II would save a vast quantity of
the material that is used in
making shirts. On many shirts
Of prewar pattern, especially
those made to order, the tails
dangled 10 the knees and some
master mind declared this
unnecessary and waste Of ma
terial. overlooking the innate
modesty OF fellows like me who
do not wear scanties.
DURING the war the tails Of
~ some Of the ready-made
shirts grew so short that a
slight shrinking in the washing
left the wearer with a couple
Of inches of abdominal display.
This display is quite the vogue
among DANES as l can show
you any night on Broadway.
A friend Of mine recently
discharged from the navy
hastily donned a shirt just re-
turned by his laundry the other
evening and rushed out to a
dinner with Agnes somebody
with whom he is greatly in
love, not noticing that his
anatomy was exposed from his
waistline plumb 10 his wish
bone.
This revealed a tattooing of
two entwined hearts just over
his stomach ulcer. one heart
bearing his own name and the
other the name OF Pearl with
the date 1914 underneath. He
was just in the middle Of his
story about how he had thought
only OF Agnes all through the
war when she spotted the tat
tooing and gave him a terrific
body beating.
I ADMIRED The spirit Of a
L fellow out in Beverly Hills
who has always been a bug on
shirts and who must have had
a thousand when the war
began.
Immediately on learning OF
the shirttail order, this man
patriotically took a pair of
scissors and cut off the tail OF
every one of his shirts 10 a
length conforming to the edict
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

he practically won the war
alone.
A sergeant nearby groaned:
'Tll bet he commanded an LSD
Large Steel Desk"
When Dacita's band went
into that zingy and swift
rhumba tempo, chorine e
snapped her fingers and said:
"Ooooh, don't you love that
racy rhythm"
II like IT," said Billy Rose,
"fOr counting money"
In Mildred Pierce" (Which
stars Joan Crawford. Jack
Carson VOLTS his eyes on Eve
Arden, who returts: Leave
something ON me Il might
catch cold,'
MIDTOWN Vignette: Before
4'l she went to try her luck in
the Atlantic City Miss Amer
lea" beauty contest, New
York girl was given some coun-
sci by the manager Of Monte
Carlo.
He urged her to accept a job
at his place, adding: You
haven't chance down there.
Her name is Bess Myerson,
Miss America"
MEMOS Of Midnighter: Two
WI New York plants making
war stuff had their govt con-
tracts Cancelled as the Jap war
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

and I am afraid that our re-
fusal TO consent 10 the marriage
may not be enough TO prevent IL.
/ want my son 10 be at least
Il before he marries.
/ am wondering II / would be
a stupid woman or an inhuman
monster II / insist that she
wait the three years that must
elapse before my son reaches
81? Please answer soon.
B.w.
DEAR B. w:
CINCE from your viewpoint
~ this young man has no
identity other than that of my
boy" and my son. ! wonder II
his attachment TO this older
girl, dating back three years,
could be the net result Of too
much fond, ambitious mother
ing?
Spirited robust adolescents
tend 10 register resentment and
rejection Of the too solicitous
or too fawning maternal en-
brace by privately discarding
those respectable mores for
which the mother supposedly
stands.
In the case Of seif-Wilied
lad partially 'hexed" by a domi-
nant mother. MS chosen part
ner in this type OF revolt
against apron-string leadership
Is apt 10 be an older girl.
knowing natural substitute
for the caresSing mother-bos
She speaks the language Of
his generation and. like him. is
on the defensive against pater-
nallstic restrictions, expecta-
tons. etc.
Withhold consent 10 immedi-
ate marriage if you like: but
keep your opposition clean.
VI. n.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

one OF our better journalists
being able 10 both read and
wrlte-sald the story was this:
"All the time he was a cap
tive Of the japanese, Gen. VAIN
wright was the official razor
blade sharpener for the men,
bcrs of his party"
Adds Maj Carroll:
"Gen. wright had a
milestone. He would sit hour
after hour sharpening razor
blades for his men. He kept
them In sharp blades all the
time.
when the general was re-
leased, almost his first words
were:
"'f guess PH be going out Of
the blade sharpening business.
I'm taking my shinRis down.' ="
A COUPLE OF heavy thinkers
"A got into a debate at one of
our clubs the other night as 10
the fundamental difference be-
tween the AFL and the CIO.
The difference IL very
Marked" said one, "the ALL
has too many 'ums' - maxi
NUNS, mlnimums and referen-
dums."
what about the CIO?"
asked the other.
"oh," replied the other, 1t
has only one"
whats that"
Damn 'um."
SIGN on one of our reStau-
~ rants which got into point
trouble with the OPA:
CLOSED till the cows come
home!"
MAJ. GEN. JOE ". DALTON,
Nl chief personnel officer of
the army supply forces. has
been kept at the Pentagon
Building all through the war,
despite loud walls that he ought
to be allowed some overseas
action.
His big job recently has been
to work with the surplus prop
erty board in getting rid Of n
lot of stuff the army no longer
needs.
ut seems as IL we have
everything in the world 20 SELL"
he said. I'VE have boats, and
dogs, and cars and building
aybe even battleships and
islands for all I know"
How about ideass" asked a
Pentagon visitor. "Do you have
any Of those to sells"
NO" retorted Gen. Dalton,
around here they're not sur
plus"
Distributed By Kins Features synd. Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
Il. ". DURLHNG

! kiss his soft and dimpIed cheek,
/ kiss his rounded chin,
Then lay him on has little bed
And tuck my baby IN.
HotC far and innocent he lies,
Like some small angel straight.
HIS face still 'Udrmed by Gods
0iCH smle,f
That slumbers una frnid.
Curtis May.
I AIRY MOYNIAHAN Of
IL Chicago, who weighs 90
pounds. is said to be the small
est bartender in the country.
Am asked If / remember a
vaudevillian billed as Milo" a
tramp character with an unus-
ual tenor voice whose hit was
"Oh, What a Pal Was Mary"
Don't recall him.
Add members MNIAP Club.
Jayne Payne, La Grange, H.;
Guy Dye, ST. Louis, Mo; Boyle
Doyle, San Francisco.
Clare WiSecarvcr, who is S5
years old, is still active as a
driver in harness horse races.
NWHY do you continue to
w harass the brOwn-eyed
honey blOndes?" writes a To-
ledo subscriber. Haven't We
enough trouble with people al
ways staring at us and wonder
Ing what we use on our hair ="
A Chieagoan with collie
named Elmer wants 10 start a
club for dogs with unusual
names. Elmer Is not such an
unusual name for a dog. How
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

Aft you are a World War
1 veteran, your wife would re-
ceive $50 monthly pension
ONLY If you died as a result of
a service-connected disability
for which you were entitled TO
draw pension from the veterans
administration. If you die of
causes other than a service
connected condition, she may
qualify for pension Of S35
monthly IF you were married
prior TO Dec. IA, 1914, or if mar
ried subsequent to that date and
the marriage exists for at least
10 years. If you are a veteran
Of active service during World
War II, your wife would be
eligible for $50 monthly PEN
sion if you die as the result of a
service-connected disability. But
if you should die Of a nonservice
connected condition, your widow
would be eligible for S35
monthly pension ONLY If you
we're entitled to draw pension
for service-connected disability
during your lifetime. The widow
OF a World War III veteran who
does not have service-con-
nected disability is, under pres
ent law, ineligible.
Q-What type of navy vessel
Is designated by the code ATR?
Mrs. B. l.. s.
A-Auxiliary-Tug, Rescue.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
On the
Side

do all my homework In addi-
tiOn. 1 say again and again 1t
is all in how the work II
planned. When 1 give up my
office job and have nothing 20
do but housekeeping j will feel
as IL have embarked on
lifelong vacation"
EIGET single men Of Seattle
II inform me they have organ
lied a bachelors protective as
Sociation." " Their intention Is to:
Carefully study the char
acter, habits and personality Of
any girl a member is thinking
Of marrying so they can advise
him as 10 whether he is taking
the right step.
2-To protect m m be 5
against "she-wolf' types who by
q espe e and questionable
means try TO force a man into
matrimony.
3-To campaign for additional
domestic science instruction for
females in the public schools.
4 TO urge that in high
schools the study of infant care
be made compulsory for females.
5-To try 10 interest bache-
lorettes in doing more about
preparing themselves to be good
wives and mothers and not TO
wait until they are married to
learn how TO cook.
6-To consult with legislators
regarding more justice to males
in alimony matters.
Distributed BY King Features synd., Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
WASHINGTON Scene
BY George Dixon

NTAJ. GEORGE CARROLL,
A'I who used 20 be a news
papernan before he became as
gallant a warrior as ever car
ried a hand grenade and port
able typewriter into battle, adj
vises me from Manila that all
the correspondents out there
missed a great human interest
story on Gen. Jonathan Vain
wright.
II do not know how they
came 10 muff it," writes Mai.
Carroll. "but they passed IL up
completely. Understand, 1 am
not knocking the war corre-
spondents, although / some
times wonder how many OF
them would have made out IL
they had been forced 10 work
the old night police trick in
New York"
Mai. Carroll. who used TO he
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

ever, two pups who would be
eligible for such a club are the
two well-knOWn prize winning
sCotties named Damifino and
Damlficare.
IN PREWAR days when any
Il newspaperman referred 20
the japanese as the "Japs the
editor usually received a protest
from the japanese embassy. Re-
ferring 10 a NipponeSe as a Jap
really gets under his skin.
How many times have you
been kissed IN your life? Never
mind answering None OF my
business anyhow. Just wanted
you 10 give a thought 10 Arthur
Machek of Milwaukee who lived
TO be Il years old and stated in
his viii he had been only kissed
once in his life. He left $500 to
the woman. who as a young girl,
had given him that kiss.
81 r ALL women worked I'm
an office for a year before
marriage, perhaps more wOuld
approach their household tasks
I'm a systematic manner" writes
a career woman of Manhattan.
1T is a sad sight 10 note the
bewilderment with which some
women approach housework.
Any woman with an intelligent
system can handle her house
work In a few hours. There is
drudgery in hOusewOrk only If
a woman makes II so. j work
48 hours a week in an office and
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

O-My husband was killed i'm
Sk service almost seven months
ago. I've received all the forms
for death gratuity pay, insurance
and pension, but he had personal
belongings that want very
much TO have and 1 have not re-
ceived them. He had a watch
and ring and other things that
are of no value To any one else.
VIII they ever be sent to me?
ALL recovered personal be-
longings of the soldier are sent
by his organization TO Personal
Effects Quartermaster, Quarter
master Depot, Kansas City, Mo.
II may take as long as year
before they are sent 10 you. II
you wish, you may write TO that
office 10 make inquiry about
them.
Q--DOes being put in the
Army of Occupation mean that
the men will have 10 stay In
Germany two years or any GER
tain time?
MRS. =. w. Il.
An o announcement h as
been made as TO the possible
length Of time the Army of Oc-
cupation will have to remain in
Germany. Details were probably
decided at the Potsdam confer
ence. There will no doubt be a
system of rotation for those
men who are stationed in Ger
many, and they will be replaced
from time to time by new men
from the states.
Q-What is being done about
the release Of officers who are
nearing so years OF age and who
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
BY Damon
Runyon

He gave the excess material TO
his lady friends in Beverly and
IL was a matter Of comment
during the war how his shirts
often matched the dress of one
dame or the crazy quilt of an
other.
idea ola perfect shirt
would be one that buttoned on
10 the trousers waistband like
the kind / wore in my child
hood days back in my old home
town Of Pueblo.
loved that arrangement be-
cause of the celebrity with which
both garments could shed at
once but, of course, there is
now no point in my being able
to get my clothes off quickly.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
NV TuIUD XAJUAIHyUUNU
w az A/Ao w AANOAALA/A Broadway

THE Big Parade: Gertrude
Niesen's husband, Chi
cagoan, featuring hand
painted silhouette of her on his
cravat.
Screen villains John Emery
and Henry Daniel plotting
something or other over their
laughing-soup at the Algonquin
bar.
Karen Stevens. a spy in Fol
low the Girls" She is a Medical
Center nurse on nonmatinees.
Hlldegarde, the chantootsy,
whiStling for a cab near the
Plaza.
Fadiman, Kieran and Adams
tthe Information Please intelli-
geniuses) handling chopsticks
skillfully at Ruby Foo's Den.
Josephine Delmar, the lovely
Latin (born here). just back
from entertaining GIs overseas
with the record-2h years.
Lena Horne. who won't APP
pear in ST. Louis Woman, The
musical. because 1t sets the
Negro back 100 years, is full of
gamblers, no-goods, etc.-and
Id never play a part like that"
AT 53rd and 5th: Marlene
Dietrich stormed by autograft-
erS- Gloria Swanson unrecog-
nized.
SALLIES In Our Alley: In the
- Stork a loquacious lieuten-
ant was audibly Dragging how
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

volunteered their. services In the
early stages Of the war mobiliZa-
ton and have served faithfully
and given three years so late
In life? Is 10 not possible that
In this length of time younger
men could have been trained to
take over by this time?
MRS. X. u.
A-The release Of officers is
based on military necessity.
Elf my nonservice con-
nected disability impairs my
earning power but little, Is it
possible for me to claim pen
sion so that, In the event of my
death, my wife will receive $50
monthly pension? II there are
two children would the amount
be any greater?-L. s. T.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

on whether they get a good job
right away.
3-They do their best at II.
and usually succeed. If anything
will turn a normal child into
liar. or even a thief. il is having
10 grow up in fear of parents.
They soon learn 10 lie out Of
situation for which they would
otherwise be punished. and find
that the easiest way. Children.
like us grownups, take the
easiest way when in a tight
corner. Absolute honesty and
firmness tempered with kind
ness are the best guarantee of
character in both children and
parents.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

DATIENTS with irritable
Il bowel syndrome have many
complaints. They often find
that they feel sick all over, or
that they have stomach trouble
or are bilious. What all OF these
symptoms may amount 10 is
that the patient is suffering
from constipation, and has some
pain or discomfort within his
abdomen. He is usually tired
and exhausted and has no en-
ergy or ambition.
Sometimes the pain in the
abdomen is in the upper part.
but more often in the lower
end on the left side There is
constipation. often alternating
with diarrhea. Frequently there
are excessive amounts OF mu-
Gus in the bowel movements.
There may be belching. excess
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
Brain Game Answers

liking Herod.
2-Ben Hogan.
3-(a) True. The United States.
Great Britain, France and
Russia will each appoint a
ju d e, the vote Of three
judges constituting a verdict;
lb) False. 1t means upward
fight.
edward C. Robinson.
5--(a) Is correct.
6-The Eighth Army.
7-Elsinore or Helsingor.
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19

he shows great promise we
think he should not marry be-
fore completing college.
The girl is very attractive,
clever. too. My son could do
worse. but her background does
not contain the same respect
for schooling that ours does,
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
MARY HAWORTH'S Mail

DEAR MARY HAWORTH,
TIREE years ago when my
Il son was Is. he began rcla-
tionship with a girl Of IT.
And now my boy, Just Is. and
IN school. has written home 20
ask permission 10 marry. We
are professional people and as
Detroit evening times., 1945-09-19
Any Questions?
THE DE T ROIT TIMES

III - - - - - - IVA A-sB
mails personal answers TO
questions about the needs
and welfare, rights and privi-
leges of servicemen and
women, veterans and their
dependents.
Many answers are printed
daily I'm this column, but ALL
questions Will be answered
directly by mail.
Address questions this way:
AT YOUR SERVICE BUREAU,
DETROIT TINES,
TIMES SQUARE,
DETROIT II, MICHIGAN.
Surely include your name
and address and a seif-ad-
dressed. stamped sn0eIope.