Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1945-06-22

"By the time she seats u.s."
grunted Wildberg, "she'n be too
DID,
Red Kann relays the one about
radio announcer Ken Roberts,
who told of commentator that
rounded out a broadcast by de-
claring: "Adolf Hitler - that
swine-that pig!" Roberts
had to follow saying: 1.-THE COM
mentator's views were his own
and do not represent the view
point Of his sponsor, the Univer-
sal Meat Packing Co.!'
Some Of the boys were discuss
Ing how Goering should be punished.
They all agreed the Allies should be
particularly severe with him be-
cause Of his failure to keep any of
his numerous promises. One of the
fellows summed up: eff for nothing
else, Goering should be punished be-
cause he broke every promise he
ever made" A little refugee.
who was listening, interrupted. II
don't know what you men are talk
ing about" he said. "Goering kept
all Of his promises to the Jews!"
He's hotel executive, and they've
been married for six years. Last
week she celebrated her 9th birth
day, and as was the custom in the
past he sent roses - one rose for
each year. The clerk who filled the
order, however, thought that the
flowers in stock were rather small
and so for the same price tossed in
6 more-making total of 49, &.
When he got home that night and
expected some remark about the
flowers, he was embraced-by the
vase and all.
Mr.. Georges Jomier forwards the
following: "We just came back from
two weeks in Germany and you have
no idea how happy we were to leave
that country. Berlin has been a
great disappointment "a lot of
activity but no warmth or color or
spirit.
"We travelled in a car from Ber-
lin to Frankfort, and we have seen
with our own eyes that one should
not believe in the complaints of dis
tress by the Germans. The factory
chimneys are smoking and the peo-
pie are working everywhere. The
crops are very good - everyone
seems to be very well-fed and we'll
dressed.
"And what is difficult to under
stand is that the Germans do not
believe that the Allies have won the
war.
"Of course, their money has no
value or very little value, but the
bankers are blaming the Allies for
that state of affairs and are pretend
ing that it is the fault of the Allies.
Therefore, they are trying by every
means possible to stop France from
accomplishing her program of repa-
ration.
THUS, Germany remains a men,
ace, and France should fear a new
war;" From LIE. Courier Du
Pacifigue, July 4, 1921.
Lew Parker understands some
correspondents were interview
ing the unit that captured Her.
mann Goering.
How'd you find him." they
asked.
Gust pushed back his med
ais" was the answer, "2nd there
he was.''
Recently on a newly won island
the all-clear signal blew after Jap
raid-but none of the boys left their
fox-holes. The siren blew again,
and nothing happened. :. Finally,
in last desperate move to get the
men out of their fox-holes, the off,
GERS played a photograph record
over the PA system. A few
moments later the soldiers streamed
from their shelters. i. The selection
was the Frank Sinatra recording of
Come out, come out, wherever you
are"
T. E. Brown, now stationed at
Groton, is an unassuming lad. .
At the battle of Midway he left a
flying formation that had destroyed
a Jap battleship. Then he
"aloned it, for another target and
slipped big egg right into the fun
mel of Jap destroyer sending it
to the hari-kari trail. 1t. Brown
rejoined his group on the way
homeland after two days (and
threatened discipline by his COZ he
admitted that he knocked off the
Jap destroyer. He was afraid,
he said, Of being yelled at for
breaking the formation!"
Nightlifers, unable to sleep,
who spend the wee hours visit
ing the Central Park ZOO. "You
probably meet a better class of
animals!" Penny-ante book
ing agents transacting "busi-