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ADVENTURES WITH A JUNIOR
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by popular request, dItu De1dunc it wasn't so popular, we have given up our one appearance by-line ot Bubble Belly, ST." Seems some of our Wac readers didn't like it, and, since they're probably our only readers (Pvt. Davidson sees to that) we must oblige. OK. girls, just call us Cutie.
 It's been a tough week. First there was the business that cropped up Friday and had plenty of the boys sweating" Saturday after noon. Then the bulletin board broke out in a rash of details, formations, etc. As we write this, we're still awaiting results. Mean while, Blackie returned from fur tough full of Texas vim, vigor and steak and now we have to mop our areas again. He sets such a fine example, darn. Yes, it's been tough week, but if you want your spirits boosted read the papers; plenty of our guys are fighting damned fine war. And, as MT. H would say, "Your guess is as good as mine" Doesn't know us very well, does he?
 Sad Story Department
 He was just a kid, wee small innocent child who had donned ops to do his duty and besides he was drafted. Seems this fellow wasn't sure about getting home to his wife and kiddie last weekend so he upped and obtained a de-lovely pin-up at least to compensate slightly for the loss that he was expecting. So what happened? A big, bad Lootenant spied Little Red Riding GI's pretty picture and bor- rowed same to show assorted friends which left our poor soldier without wife, kiddie or pin-up. Moral: He got pass anyway. We mean the soldier. .."..
 Another sad story. Once upon a time (this part is fictitious but story in general is true) a soldier from G Squadron who worked at Base Headquarters was heading back to his barracks after a hard days relaxation when it started to rain. Spotting convenient um- brella, Che had on a clean shirt that had just came from the laun- dry a few weeks back and he didn't want to get it wet) he adopted said umbrella (red) and managed to get back to his barracks only wet to his waist. Moral: He did ok, but now there's a note on the bulletin board. Read it lately?
 Gibberings Unlimited
 Get a load of Bill Reilly when ever there's food available ap- petite is terrific. ,. Upper 2O4 IS the scene of nightly bridge" games between some of the vets. George Wolf, Frank Shimberger and Tom O'Keefe are the regulars, while Jimmie Maloof, Roland Bush, Olaf Mills, Paul Murphy, ct al., have been known to "sit in'. . Catch some of the members of the "New Fathers Club, Inc" lying about various feats performed by their brides and joys. Allen Sherman is far and away the best Munchausen of the lot. Card from Bill Pad field received and contents noted. Says the Texas cline is right down his alley. Noted: some of the G-men loosening up with softball t'other evening. One well-known silver bar had trouble finding the handle on the apple whenever it was hit in his direction. :. Vern Nienow sounded like the intro to "Inner Sanctum" next day-some guys act as though they are still young fellows. Jeff, the Squad ron's mascot, has quite dose of Spring Fever-note his queer an- tis when the noon siren blows. Our nomination for most willing man on the Base is TSgt. A. L. Nickels, general mess-man. Speaking of food, how's about that