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Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
On the
Side

sional word What Is the best
baseball town IN the major
leagues?
A. In I94I. 1912 and 194S
Brooklyn topped all clubs I'm
both major leagues In attend
ance. For example. In is4i tho
total Brooklyn attendance was
I,2I5,712. For that same year
Il was 964,722 for the New
York Yankees and S27,O46 for
the Giants.
O. What is the best police
force in the world
A. IL II probably a dead heat
between the London and New
York police forces. That Ia, ac-
cording TO expert unpreJudiced
opinion. Being q native of that
great city. I believe New York's
police force Is. a. the late Capt:
Bill Devery put it, "the finest"
4 KINDLY subscriber has pre-
n u iiit Will SUI
watch" This is a small dial in
the form of a wrist watch. Looks
very interesting. Am going TO
try il out il we get any sun IN
our neighborhood today.
A farmer defending the Cali
fornia hens. charged with not
producing as many eggs as they
should. writes:
There IL too much crude
fiber In the laying mash the
farmers get now. Consequently,
the hens don't get as much bene-
At from their feed as they
should and cannot lay as well.
Don't blame the egg shortage
on the hens. They are always In
there trying hard to produce.
There IL no more conscience
animal alive than q hen"
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

THE patients complain of
l. sickness and tiredness. They
usually sleep soundly. and It ls
hard 20 get them up -in-the
morning Their muscles are
weak also. and there IS usually
4 gradual loss IN weight. Poor
appetite. nausea and constipa-
tion are also present. The blood
pressure is low while the pulse
rate is rapid and there is also
anemla or lessening OF the col
oring IN the blood
AS general rule. Addison's
disease is not difficult 10 disg-
nose.
An extract Of the suprarenal
glands has been made which is
used 10 treat AddiSons dis
ease or course, II should be
given IN the proper dose. under
the directions Of a physician In
addition 20 the use Of the gland
extract ordinary salt should be
administered and the diet limited
in foods which contain potas-
sum.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
w WASHINCTON Scene
BY George Dixon

IN WHATEVER spare time ne
Il can find. President Truman
is posing for young feminine
sculptreSs from Fort Worth.
Tex The bust Of the President,
she estimates, will take about
two years 10 execute
Long time 10 be on a bust.
MOST Americans are con.
NI vinced that shaggy dog
storieS-those ridiculous things
without point-are our exclusive
property The truth is. however.
that the British go IN for them
far more than us.
Up AT the British embassy,
every one, including Lord Hall
fax, has been going into con-
niptionS over this one, Just I'M
ported by new attache
Before their arrival in Eng
land, all American soldiers were
given a booklet entitled:
A Short Guide 10 Great
Britain"
This advised our warriors
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
WALTER WNCHELL p,oesv,v On

known to bite completely
through an oar. (Ain't that
oarfulD
w Va. has a law which makes
II illegal for an alien 10 own a
dog.
Thumbs are recognized by the
law as being the most valuable
part of the hand The u. S.
Employees Compensation Com
mission allows worker 81
weeks pay for the accidental
loss of a thumb but only %
weeks pay for the loss of a
forefinger with such knowl-
edge you can be the star pupil
in kindergarten
May is the only month in
which A l. s. President has
neither been born nor died
A halibut always lies on its
left side, and both its eyes are
on the right { Gruesome, amt
it?O
IN ADDITION 10 Annie Laurie
L Wallace of Palm Springs,
Cal, am informed that in
Acats, Cal I have one named
Annie Laurie Tilton. In Pater-
son, \. j, I have four male
readers all named Dannie Lau-
rie Or ! should say three
readers and one prospective Gus
toner. The youngest OF these
Dannie DaurieS, all in the same
family is 3 years old. Others
are 33, 50 and SO respectively.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
Brain Game Answers

Theodore Roosevelt.
2-(a) True. (b) False. It is
an earache.
1Valentino was 81 when he
died in 1926.
Anew Years Day. Washing
tons Birthday. Decoration
Day, Fourth of July, Labor
Day, Armistice Day. Thanks
giving Day. Christmas.
Sci is correct.
6-Tilden won the y. s. mixed
doubles championship in
1913.
Tt is the blended crosses of
st. George, st. Andrew and
st. Patrick, symbolizing the
United Kingdoms of Eng
land, Scotland and Ireland.
s-Becsuse in Egypt where the
phrase originated the rose
was the emblem of the god
Of silence.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

have about the same nutritional
value. $50 don't be so fuSsy0
When Mount Pelee "a volcano
on the West Indian island OF
Martinique erupted some time
ago. il killed all of the 26,000
inhabitants of the town OF St
Pierre but one. That one was
prisoner in the town Jail
Make your own moralD
Our universe is one solid
mass travelling al $50 miles per
minute. Correct Prof Elm
stein?)
I ACK of common salt actually
IL caused Napoleon's failure
before Moscow. Because his SOL
diers didn't have sufficient salt
i'm their diets, their wounds re-
fused To heal and their systems
were unable TO repel disease.
Amazing what you can find IN
books }
Grasshoppers won't hop un-
less the temperature reaches IS
degrees They mtfSt have a
union. how could they be so
independent?
This is the origin OF the word
"cop." Londons first police
force wore blue uniforms with
large copper buttons. These
buttons gave the police the
name copper. later shortened TO
cop fHo-hum!iD
Swapping turtles have been
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
DAMON RUNYON
The Brighter
Side

honeIy philosophy on events of
the day, yet the great Irwin S.
Cobb was unable 10 turn out a
reasonable follow on it when he
was induced to try after Rogers
died. Cobbs effort had GER
tain vogue for a short time,
then met a natural death. But
on the other hand; Rogers could
not shine Cobb's shoe as a
writer at greater length.
All right, hear you.
Good-by.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

beats sun baths and vitsmins
for health. Since 1920 the life
of the average man has in
creased about nine years. The
tax bite may have shortened
the lives Of millionaires. l
wouldn't know.
False. Intelligence tests were
given 10 large groups of stu
dents in commercial and busi-
ness colleges, and compared
with tests given previously by
other psychologists 10 over
100000 students in Liberal Arts
colleges. and there was practi-
cally no difference Neither
group however, IS as bright on
the average as students IN the
leading colleges OF engineering
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
DEAR MARY HAwORTH:


WHEN ! was 7 my parents
died and my elder brother,
a bachelor, was appointed my
guardian.
He has gwen me everything a
boy would want.
/ have had cars. clothes and
expensive summer travel
In fact. | have had quite
! fast life for a boy. lS years old
During my travels | met many
girls, but these never meant
more than mutual friendship,
with one e*eeption-the last
girl ffnet
We met IN small southern
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

OUR Mrs. Janet Green strolled
" into the conference room Of
the Senate commerce commit
tee the other day and found It's
distinguished chairman. Senator
Josiah w Bailey Of North Car
olina brushing his hosry locks
vigorously.
Not bad head Of hair for
72-year-old man. eh:" he
chuckled. Mrs. Green admitted
il was A very fetching looking
noggin indeed. whereupon SEN
ator Bailey added: \
II have been brushing my hair
at least ten times a day since
] was eight years old, and
wash my face as many times
a day as can find cool water.
II even get mp In the night
To put cold water on my face"
SO do I. Senator-so do 7.
But not for no beautifying pur-
poses.
Distributed by King Features svnd Inc
Reproduction IN v-fols ~ IN part
strictly prohibited.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
Connolly Answers

l-(c). 2-(a). 3-(b). A.
(c). 5-(c). 6-(a) slavery;
(b) honour; (c) separately;
Id delusion; (e) circum-
stance.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

also be a unit on detached duty
OF some kind.
Q-In the Fourth Air Force
In continental United Ststesf
MRS. r. 3.
A-The Fourth Air Force is
in far western United States
Own duty In Alaska he
considered as foreign service In
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

The skglark and the nightingale,
Though small and light Of ,0in0,
Yet marble sDester IN the grove,
Than all the birds that stro.
Ard so q little Comdp,
Though a very little thug,
Is stoeeter far thar sugar.
A nd folCers that bloom ~ spring.
As OithW the little rose. .l
You fud the richest dyes,
And iH u little gram Of gold,
Much price and Voiss hes.
And from little bGiSom.
Much odor doth ariSe,
So ~ a little iComdu
There's a Taste Of parod'se
Juan de Ruiz de Hita
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
Write Your
Questions

THE TROTT TIMES
4 will mail you q personal
answer to any question you
would like to ask shout the
needs and welfare, rights and
privileges Of servicemen and
women, veterans and their
dependents.
Many questions and an
swers will be printed daily In
this department. but alt
questions will be answered
directly by mail.
Address your questions this
way:
AT YOUR SERVICE
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DETROIT TIMES,
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DETROIT 81, MICHIGAN.
Be certain that you include
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Usiope.
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

how 10 get along best With their
British cousins. informed them
that the English are a reserved
people.
One soldier studied the book
thoroughly and took ii all 70
heart. In England. one after
noon. he went hitchhiklng and
was picked up by motorist
who introduced himself as an
Oxford professor.
The soldier was Impressed.
Also. he remembered the IN
structlons IN the booklet and
kept quiet.
After while he noticed that
the professor was leaning out
the car AT intervals and empty
ing an envelope of white pow
der lie contained himself as
long as he could. but finally
curiosity won and he asked the
professor what he was doing
"Oh. that" replied the pro-
fesSor-"why, that is lion pow
der"
They kept on driving The
soldier tried 10 steel himself
against further questions. but
the strain was TOO great. He
told the professor there was
nothing IN the booklet about
England being infested with
lions.
The booklet Is perfectly
right" agreed the Ssvant And
II IL most fortunate We do not
have any lions, because this
powder ] have been sprinkling
IL too mild To have any effect
upon them"
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

(The demand for quoting the
above Is terrific. Requests come
mostly from seryicemen who
have wives or Sweethearts who
are cute little tricks. Those who
want this poem hetter clip II
now. We can't quote 10 again.
The tall girls are kIckingD
ENOBODY looks At woman's
~ legs in the morning" SO
was quoted Earl Constantine,
the well-known and genial ho-
Siery manufacturing expert, who
made the remark N suggesting
women conserve their stockings.
Mr.. Constantine does not deny
making tins obserl alton, but be-
lieves ~ may have caused A ms
understanding.
He meant that in the morning
the girls should wear service
weight" stockings and save their
sheer" stockings for afternoon
and evening wear
Am happy TO straighten this
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
Detroit Times RatiOning Timetable

NNNOitNf
A Coupon is-1-s tsllon, vsut throusn
Sept al
B-I and CT Coupons \ Fsions sscn
rs ard ca Coupons gallons eath
Law requires SAFE name sui 'ireufe
number hs written on every coupon
when received
Gas FOR soldiers--i SALON . dav ~ -
30 days Mileage ration record for
specified auto must ~ presented ~
soldier - locsl board where car "a
rUFL OF
Periods 4 ~ ard vsu- through
au~ Sll 1919
Period 1 $50 series -vsid through
Aux II, laAS
SUGAR
Sumr Ss. Roof Ysio Through
ItoUoR
Ration Book q ~ A-Valid 'hrouEh
july 81 f0r ! ogsr' whisky
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
PERSONALITY
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Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10
BETTER HEALTH
BY Dr.. Herman Bundesen

nISEASE Of the suprarenal
glands * rare in comparison
WITH the frequent occurrence Of
disorders affecting other glands
such as, for example, the thy
roid gland, the sex glands or
the pituitary gland at the base
Of the brain. All Of these glands
form secretions which empty
directly into the blood and af-
feet all Of the activities of the
body. The suprarenal glands. as
their name indicates, are 10
Gated Just above the kidneys.
While actual disease OF the
suprsrenal glands IS not so fire.
1uent, there are many disturb
Ing symptoms which may be due
N lack Of secretion OF one part
Of the glands known as the cor
tex producing a condition
known as Addison's disease Al
though the exact use of the
secretion from this gland -
still not known. nevertheless,
when tha-sAeFeiien-ts- lacking,
salt and water are eXcreted IN
excess through the kidneys The
chemical substance known az
potassium Is retained IN the
body. and there is also dis
turhance IN the way sugar Is
used This results IN lessen
n,g of tho amount Of sugar IN
e blood.
4 DDISON'S disease occurs
~ more frequently in men
than in women. II is rare in
children and in elderly people.
i was formerly believed that
four out Of every five patients
with Addisons disease suffered
from tuberculosis Of the supra
renal glands. However. this has
been found not 10 he true
Addlson's disease usually
starts gradually. The most out
standing symptoms is discol-
oration Of the skin The color Of
the skin becomes much like that
seen IN indians The soles Of the
feet and palms Of the hands,
however, are not discolored
Deep purplish patches OF dis
coloration may he present IN
the roof of the mouth, on the
lips and inside the cheeks
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

THAT there are Communists
l. in Movietown is hardly
scoop They even have them
In Congress.
War correspondent Quentin
Reynolds (who needs a girdle
lately was ribbed by Gen.
Eisenhero the other day "Good
Agahd. Quent," said Eisenhero.
'"You've lost the battle of the
bulge
Sir James G. Bisset (the
Queen Mary's skipper) quipped
10 an interviewer: I'm half
Scotch and half soda" An.
another Sound in the Night
reader.
Hope the flapjaws who hooted
show business read Eisenheros
stirring tribute 10 USOldlers-in-
greasepaint.
PSYCHOLOGISTS have dis
Il covered that kissing Is more
firing than physical or intellec-
tual work. tNo wonder)
In the Nineteenth Century,
kalesnikof, a Russian shoe
maker disguised himself as
a doctor and rapidly rose TO the
Office of chief surgeon AZ the
kieff Hosp. He performed 500
majo operations before his de-
ception was uncovered Try
and top that, Or, Kildare)
In Siam a man is allowed only
one divorce, but he can sell his
othe" wives,
New" and "Old potatoes
Detroit evening times., 1945-07-10

THE DEIRLII IL
July l74s
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26

ATTENDS REGIONAL MEET
Tom Fnney mead Of lnr war
Manp0Wer Commission L II ], Z d
States Employment Service. TO. I'M
perlal Valley is attendmg REGIONAL
meeting Of the org ganizutjyn iA L0s
Angeles
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
Veteran Officer
OF Navy Sees
Jap Revolution

LOS ANGELES. July 2s. up
Emperor Huohl'o uiil meet the
late OF Berito Mus>oiini wnen the
Japanese people rise "in one Of the
oood.est revolat.oLs in history"
Rear Adm Thomas Leigh Catch
predicts
ADM. Catch. hero Of the Santa
Cruz Islands and now Judge advo-
cate general Ot the navy. described
as pure bunk" the theory that the
emperor is god 20 thu Japaneee @
people
I'VE viii soon zee just how vener-
"'rG hc i>.' the grazing officer told
wa chest campaign meeting. Il
an certain he VII. Dire Ike Musso-
Inn"
~It is the samurai --he 100000
military leadrra-Wao must Be del
s'royed bat / don't mink we'll have
10 d. The lob. he added. We are
going to see one NJ the bloodiest
revolutions in history i'll Japan
which vii. liquidate both the en-
Deipr and he military"
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
\ Rise to Remark

PROBABLY have helped run the press
at the same time.
The Owl has 895 employees in
San Francisco and l took to see
o big Jump in that total; the Pacific
war you know! Aside from any
question Of the quality of the work
l wonder how many employees it
takes to put out the Examiner or
the News or the Chronicle every
day?
The OWL wants 1900 employees for
the liberated countries. and requests
1871 for the Output Section" for
the Pacific war. 1t would pay you
to read the entire statement on page
7645 Of the July l3 issue Of the
Congressional Record. The state
ments defending the OWL are in the
same issue
The owl has earnest. if emotion
al, friends and well organized and
well financed propaganda depart
ment. paid for by the taxpayers.
The path Of any congressman is
hard who suggests that a better
Job could be done for less money
BY one Of the Washington agencies.
With all the regard I have per-
sonally for Elmer Davis, who was
q radio commentator before ne be
came the head Of owl. I still say
respectfully that any county news
paper publisher could have done
as good a Job, if not a better job.
end certainly at a whole lot less
money.
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
Army DiscIoses
Guard System,
For UkCl0 Meet

SAN FRANCISCO. July &c. up
The army has revealed details Of
The extraordinary security precau-
tions taken to guard the delegates
Oi 50 United Nations who met here
t0r two months - plan W1lld
organization.
Machine guns. Qnti-aircraft guns.
fighter and patro, planes. radar
equipment and hundreds Of military
and municipal police formed a rinc
Of steel around the city of San
Francisco from April IS to June 20
Whilt soldiers manned Strategi-
Cally-ioCated machine gun and anti
aircraft units and searchlight bat
teries a hours 4 day, giant navy
patrol planes and lighter -than-ai
craft patrOlled hundreds Of square
miles around the San Francisco bay
area to warn against approach of
unfamiliar planes
Fifteen radar stations were e5tab-
ushed in the hay area. Observation
posts were located on The three
highest mOuntainS-Mt. Tamalpais.
Bald Peak and Sharp Peak. Ma
chine gun units we're established on
the roofs of the Veterans building
where the major conference work
EaS done. the Opera House and
principal hotels.
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26

Tuc office ot coroner Was r-t.J-
i~u,d i'll England IL 1894.
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
Senator Openly Calls Upon Russia
To Help U. s. Win War Against laps

WASHINGTON, July 26. up
Sen Alexander Wiley CR) Wiscon-
sin, urged Russia to declare war on
Japan.
If Russia enters the war. he said.
Japan would be forced to quick
Irrender'
Countless American lives are at
stake in RuSsia's decision" Wiley
said.
i would be remlss IN my obliga-
.Ons as a United States senator if
did not voice the feelings of
WiiIion5 of Americans that Russia
40 her part in the Pacific
Wiley, member OF. the foreign
relations committee, told the SEN
ate no military secrets are in
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
Chinese Keep Up
kwangsi Advance

CHUNGKING, July 26. UP
Chinese forces continued clearing
japanese troops from Kwangs.
province Thursday. A headquarters
communique announced The cap
ture Of Liangkiang 20 miles vest
ol Kweilin.
The Chinese headquarters aid
these same troops have pushed with
in nine miles Of Kwe!lin. M, nz
along the main railway from ae
southwest, and have reached i p5A-
north OF lining.
Bitter street fighting continued
inside the walled city Of Van o.
IS miles south OF KWeilin.
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
22OO IN NEW YORK

The Owl plant in New York has
2000 pe1ple I myself have seen
some Of the material for the broad
casts. Any 22nd District newspaper
editor would have done a better JOB.
and would have had to, if he want
ed to hold his readers. and he would
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26

Dr Leon = Whitney. noted Con
urctlcut veterinarian, writing for
American Masalinr. recommends
Lrth control 1or dogs and cats in
these Wartima days Of food scarci-
lies because "our Is million dogs
eat Al least 10 million pounds Of
food a day. enough to produce
l25U000 pounds OF hogs daily.
enough daily 70 fill a freight train
four miles long Annually they lat
as much 1000 rs is produced by all
the New England states. New York.
New Jersey, Delaware and Mary
'uHd. There are 80 million cats il
the United States today. consuming
tle equivalent in c,lOrles Of the
meat consumed by 10 million human
beings.
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
WRITER-WIFt PLANS SUIT
10 DIVORCE HEMINGWAY

ST LOUIS. Mo- July 26. up
Martha Gellhorn magazine war COY
respondent and wife OF Author Ern-
est Hemingway said Wednesday She
planned 70 Get i divorce this fall
Mis- Gelihorn. who reported the
va. in Europe Tor Golfers maga-
|Ae. sa.d she hoped 10 return to
Europe II mid-September because
T want y see what's going Oh in
Germany and the other countries" b"
Sine said Size had no future matri-
moliaI plans. Il
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26

They've begun designing fiber
glass jerseys. stockings and foam
rubber pants tor postwar football
players that Will cut almost iii
half the weight they have to carry
around. also offer better protec-
tion. The expected RESULTS are better
and faster football. fewer and less
serious injuries. according to Amer
lean MAGAZINE.
Imperial Valley press., 1945-07-26
Michigan Prison
Heads 0usfed

LANSING, July 2e. UPi-St--e
Corrections Director Garrett Hr}n
Thursday took over administrative
III jackson state prison in the NIAr
u1 one OF the greatest prison ShJk--
Ups in Michigan history.
Suspension Ol seven officials .l-
Gliding Warden Harry Jackson. "l-
announced following charges y, A,-
-ornev General John R Detm-..
tuat inmates Were allowed tu leave
the prison Mt Will tor visits lo bar
looms. parties and Urothr!> uuJ
rnu' they we're permitted 1. opci \
.,e aamblng syNG.cateS