The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-03-24
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 sha once was taken Co Q New York night club on New Years eve and didn't enjoy herself she be. IISVea everything she reads Ia the movie mags The only time sho zlays up all night is when she hos Q to1(hnoho Marriage, in her onlnion, is something sacred, not ilist a breathing spell between aiBolos s. She thinks Lucius Beebe ig the name Of Q perfume If she wasn't true to the guy she cared about moat, she'd never be able to sleep. It would worry her too much When she sees Q girl sntlbblng others or being insulting, she doesn't consider it being sophistioute, but downright rude She's never Madison Square Garden or any place, and when she sees scenes from them in the newsreels they make her yawn She is familiar with all the latest styles, but can. not afford to wear them.
 You never see her sitting in the corner of some joynt drinking and smoking and trying to appear inter. ested in the conversation of e man who looks as though he might be her father If you see her at slx in the morning, she isn't going to some hot spot in Harlem. She's golng to the 6 q. m. Mass .. Tommy Manville has never asked her to be his secretary She thinks Q sweater is something you wear ct home, to high school or at football game, not at the Stork Club To her Dixie Tighe is 0 small town down South When Q fellow asks her If she'd like some silver foxes, she asks him: What lfor2" When she goes to the theater, it is to sec and hear---not to he seen and heard The only Daddy she knows is the one who married her mother.
 She remembers everything she dld on New Years Eve since she was ten years old. and there's nothing she did that she's trying to forget ,s She thinks Q powder room in Q restaurant iS Q place to powder your nose, not to stab q pal in the back Macoco never took her to El Morocco or on Q trip to Europe .. She heard the riSgay lyrics of Dwight Flake and blrshed She l1iever did the rhuTnba with George Abbott. and her names never been banded about in Broadway col- yum or Q Kaufman and Hart show Life photogs have never tried to get photos Of her with her dresses up to her hips. They know what Q waste of time that would Do The only time she ever got her picture in the paper wnS when Bho helped Coney Island reach the million on the beach" mark .. She thinks Tony's is 6 shoe-shine paHlcF.
 She hates double- -talkers, doubles crosserS, double.entendFes and dou. ble-scotcheS To her "golng on tho wagon" means hayride with the boy friend and the gang You won't find her father rated in Dun & BradStreeEs In fact, he may not even De listed In the phone directory Her fingernailS never grow to claw length because they'd get mixed Up in the type. writer keys .. When you talk about heels sho thinks you mean part of your shoes The fur coat she's wearing was purchased by herself on the installment plan It's al- most paid off, too She doesn't 60 stunning on End Ave. She lives there An escort service would 6ail f it was up to girls Ike her.
 She wore the colors Of the Flag as an ornament on her dress or coat long before 1t was fashionable to do 50 She thinks phony eyelaShes look exactly like phony eyelasheS She never bothers people in the public eye for their autograph When Joan Crawford gets Q bum notice 1t makes her ache Nobody from the fashion page of the newspapers ever writes tip what she wore at the opening the night before, because she goes to the theater after she's read the