The Apache sentinel., 1944-03-31
; The Trooper
Snoops

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SIGN POSTED FOR YOU.
What was the cause of much ar
gumentation between three mem
bers of the first three grades, of the
827th I'D. Battalion, at a certain
poker game-or should 1 say who
was the argument about Don't
fight, men, it is rumored that she is
engaged to a master sergeant in
.the 758th Tank Battalion.
What will certain WAC do for
daily routine, now that the 1850
Ord. is going on the field to do some
firing.
Cpl. Grey, of the $3.50 Ord. Co..
becomes all smiles at a moments
notice, when any of his friends elab-
crate about the beautiful picture
hanging on his wall from Pitts
burgh? Why?
II you see Pvt. Livingston
Vaughan, of c Company, S27th I'd
Bn., ask him what is supposed to
be happening on the home front
when you burn food in the Army.
Then ask him why he burnt up
two pans of food, the other day.
Why doesn't S/Sgt. Early, of "a
Company, wear his bracelet any
more?
Cpl. Joseph Montague, of Hq.
Company, seems to be wacky-Woo-
ing quite bit these days Wonder
what has happened to the little girl
he left behind in Evanston, ILL.,? 1
believe Berrrice is her name, isn't
it Joe.
Why does everyone want to meet
T/5th Cecilia Goldsby she must be
quite a WAC
Watch Horace Bonner, suddenly
turn red when you mention Wash
lngton boulevard in Phoenix, Ariz.,
TO him. For some reason he declares,
he never wants to see that street
again
Sgt. Massey, formerly of the Quar-
termaster and the 828th I'D Bn., is
now convalescing in the Huachuca
Station Hospital. Those who know
him best will remember the wonder
ful job he did in managing the Ar
tillery MOO club. He asks that all
of his old friends drop up and see
him in the near future.
Well, fellows, here is a laugh for
you, the 758th Tank Battalion and
the 827th I'd Battalion have agreed
to bury the hatchet quietly, in each
others back on April l. What is 60
ing to happen next.
= Now that 1St Sgt. Marshall Travis
is in the hospital his two pals sure
stay at the sergeantS mess, in the
old cantonment. Don't worry old
man your friends are looking out
for you.
Although Butter BALI and Far
. ner Christian are still playing over
skinny" of the tbs, Skinny"
had better wake up and get hipped
for little does he know that his ac-
tivities, after hours are being
watched and what not. Just a tip,
for the ball is really childs' play for
your caliber.
M/Sgt. Broadway, formerly of the
Tenth Calvary, is now running neck
and neck with certain I'D Staff
Sergeant for the Mayor of Wac
willie. Keep it up men, all they will
have to do now is declare you may
or and you all may move in per-
manently.
Why does everyone laugh out loud
when SISgt. John K (Soldiering)
Wright, says, Il got hitched sure
enough this time when I went
home?"
The first sergeant of a certain
line company seemed to be doing all
right at the dance of Company F.,
827th I'D battalion Thursday night
We wonder why Pvt. Bennie White
of Hq. Company was suddenly put
out in the cold after he was so sure
'>of solid foundation?
It seems as though the mighty
Ted Morgan has really been missed
around the bowling alley these past
few weeks. The pin boys have taken
notice too.
Since Cpl Amiel (Chaplaia kim
brough has been dating the WAC
that works around the physiorherap!
ward, he doesn't seem to have the
time to lead his regular devotional
services with the boys.
A certain corporal reporter seems
to be very much interested in know
ing more about Cpl. E. E. Hugl1e:
of The Sentinel. How could this bt
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