The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-03-01
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 Tin to weIl.known citizens and others who are using pressure O help ret Fritz Won Opel, wealthy German, out of internment: the Government Is keeping him there fer the duration for good rea- sons. Why Mrs. Won Opel was freed recently Is something you probably will never know Oh. that Louise Atwil is Q one, isn't she? When the colyum first report ed she would marry an officer--s,- e practically swore on bibles she didn't even know him in a few days Variety heard 8 rumor that Paul White of CBS might transfer over to the Blue network ss head of the news desk. The Blue says it's news to them and also that Henry Luce (who recently purchased into the network will butt out of the news room there The colyum's latest foreign clients include the San Juan Fl Mundo and the Panama La Nacion.
 Mrs. Elliott Roosevelt is an adult, of course. When we long distance phoned her Sunday evening and said: "The rumors in Washington insist you are divorcing Elliott-a man named Kimble claims he is your lawyer and that a property settlements been arranged" she said: My lawyers not named Kim ble. I don't know anyone by that name, I'm not getting a divorce this week, at any rate" "Okay," we told her, "I1l forget about it, then" No" she replied, T won't aie to you. You were nice enough to call me about it. Just say I'm not getting any divorce lately-but where there's fire there's always smoke. "
 Carolyn Burke says 1t happened many years ago when the Titanic went down A very lovely Eng fish girl was on 1t She was res- cued after several days in Hfe- boat When she arrived in New York she wore only rag of dress plus c mans overcoat The Bache girls (before Gilbert Miller married one) heard about the girl .. . They gave her costly gowns and frocks, and a white fox jacket <. Gilbert Miller contributed 8 free loge to one of his swanky premieres And our heroine attended with friends, looking veddy, veddy, veddy elegant During internission Mil- Ter met the rescued one. He was solicitous about the hardshipS that go with shipwreck.
 "You were on the Titanic" Miller said.
 "Yes," was the uppity answer, part of the way"
 One of the most widely y-known models has been a secret bride ot an officer now stationed at Trinidad, but when she urges you not to men, tion names Gas she waits her per- flirn0 all over you) you don't know what you're doing - so you prom" ise not to mention names Al any rate, she says the merger was never really consummated" -- and is seeking an annulment .. Look, you say to her, T made a business out of people who promised others they'd keep 1t secret-and don't This story will leak. Such stories al- ways do. And it's my business getting news. Why do you do this to Me-because you like me?" . You goon-child," she said, drap.' ing herself all over our manly shoul- derS. "I don't care if any of the n1orons print it-but you mustn't because then everybody will read it."
 Sec'y MOrgenthau's assistant, Fred Smith, and his bride expect little exemption Allan Jones and his wife (Irene Hervey) hope their in- inmates will disregard the fool talk .. Arthur Godfrey's new l min ute broadcast (starting soon) will use an orchestra, soloist and chorus. The show will be transcribed and spotted over various stations three times week It. Greg Bautz- CTS honeymoon lasted two hours, because he was shipped out :. Richard Timber claims he can dup licaet all of Dunninger's tricks and has hired the Barbizon Theater for March 18th to initiate Dunninger's mental featS Timber also offers $1,000 to any charity if Prof. Dun- ninger can prove that he actually reads minds .. Himbers challenge (he claims mind-reading IS a magic tricky has the radio biz worried.
 Haywood BrOun had a neat way of handling smallies who tau1ted busy biggies to make the public aware of their own existence .. When pal asked Broun why he didn't pay more attention to petty annoyers he Said Why use dynamite when insect powder will do?"
 The first time Sinatra came to H'wood he brought three suits. This time he arrived with IS What! Only three changes a day? . Spencer Tracy has beaten the gas shortage with surrey Sign T a jewelry shop window in Hollywood lover the wedding ring tray): "Is the feeling nuptial?" Because :here were no signs of their pub- fishers (Scribner's) throwing a cock tail poddy in honor of their debut sS 11ovesists. Kyle Crichton and Rob- ert GaSSner are chucking one for their publishers on March 9th. It promises to be the shennanigan of the decade. The title of the new book Is "The Proud People" Garbo, who will never die as a fav- orite over at our house, was warned by a Hollywood paragrapher to