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Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17

facilitate solutions of information.
al economic, social and other
humanitarian problems and pro-
mote respect for human rights
and fundamental freedoms"
The Council also recalls Hull's
statement that "the proposals in
their present form are neither
complete nor final, and urges
that through dise'ssion and con-
struetiye proposals to State Off
Gals the people build upon the
basis established by the present
agreement which it regards as
the keystone of international CO.
operation for achieving world
democracy.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17
Cannot Afford Two Standards OF
Education" Says Colonel Johnson

Pertinent and revealing facts
and statistics flowed from the
lips Of Colonel Campbell c. john
son, Executive Assistant to the
Director of Seleetive Service, in
his Founders Day address at Dill
lard University last week. For
example, Negroes comprise 10 per
cent of the manpower registered
under selectiye service, yet only
one seventeenth of one percent
were deferred because Of holding
essential jobs. This shows that
al lalong we did not iold our fair
percentage Of jobs essential to the
national welfare. Still further
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17

only ! IL per cent occupied posi-
lions which dealt with health and
safety IN the essential classifi-
cation.
The statistics of white collar
and professional occupations show,
ed an alarming stogtage Of ply.
sicians, dentists and chaplains for
the army. Also in our insurance
companies newspaper publishing
companies and in Negro business
generally there is an alarming
shortage of trained personnel.
There at only four actuaries
among our forty-seven insurance
companies, and several newspapers
had to discontinue publication be
cause selectiye service took away
one key man.
Colonel Johnson's speech was
loaded with revealing statistics
about our entire life and econ
omy His basic conclusion was
that tits war has shown that
we cannot afford two standards
of education in America The flu.
ture safety of the nation requires
the total mobilization of a man
power that has been well trained,
Colonel johnson challenged the
schools and colleges of the coun-
try to bring their curricula up to
date and participate in this one
standard training for America.
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17
.Colorful Career
OF Dick" Hough
Ends Last Rites
Held Here

Announcement of the death of
Richard "Dick" Hough, AZ year
cid in a New York hospital last
week, shocked the entire must
cal and theatrical world.
Dick had lived colorful life,
He played the part of "Day" in ire
famous stage attraction of Day,
Dawn and Dusk produced in Euro.
pean capitals for two years and
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17

Coach Hynes' Arkansas State
Lions and the entire student body
and staff have completed final mr.
rangements for what is predicted
to be the biggest homecoming In
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17
Farm Population
Decreased By
Nearly 5 Million

In January 1914 there were
25, 521,000 persons living on
farms in the United States, accord
See FARMS--Page &
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17
Arkansas State Meets Langston
In Homecoming Game Saturday

the history OF the college when
zipp Gayle's charging Langston
Lions invade the campus Novem.
Der IS.
See STATE--I'age y
Arkansas State press. [volume] (Little Rock, Ark.) 1941-1959, 1944-11-17

headlined most of Americas fin
est theatres. His pals Of many
years starred in the production
with him Morris Cayer son of
Rev, X. NJ. Caver, former pastor
fthe Mt. Zion Baptist church
Iere, played a tenor role in the
stage show, with Eddie Coleman
as Dawn and Gus Simon, who ac.
companied the body here, played
the rol eof Dusk. Dick loved friends
and enpoyed wide circle of
See HOUGH-Page 4
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
N. T.. OIL BOARD
APPROVES RISE
IN OCTANE RATE

RALEIGH, Nov. 3d. Up The
North Carolina Gasoline and Oil In
spection Board today approved a
$3.50 octane content for gasoline
sold in the State to conform with
a recent directive of the Petroleum
Administrator for War.
The board, which met with IS oil
and gasoline industry leaders in tie
State, also approved an order al
lowing the sale of type "a gaso.
line throughout the year instead Of
during certain authorized periods
Previously, dealers could sell
type "a" gas only during t h sum.
mer months. During the spring arc
fall months dealers were allowed
to sell type "B' gas, and in ex-
IRENE months type "C".
The States octane content t o I
gasoline previously had been sci
at 1910. but the PAWS directive
fixed a maximum of 70 for gaso'
line for civilian consumption, thus
making reduction in the Nottn
Carolina content necessary.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
AAA MARKET QUOTAS
TO BE INVOKED ON
1916 TOBACCO CROP

WASHINGTON, Nov. 80 Up -
The War Food Administration an
nounced formally today that it
will invoke AAA marketing quo
tas on 1915 crops Of flue cured
and hurley tobacco. These are
types used principally in cigaret
and smoking tobacco.
Officials had made known in
formally some time ago that the
quota system, in effect this year,
would be continued next year. A
grower referendum approved the
quotas for both years.
Individual farm quotas. or allot-
ments will be the same as this
year. They will total 1,095,00
acres for flue cured and $4,000
for hurley.
The quotas as well as VIA farm
production goals, however,, for
three per cent more flue cured and
two per cent more hurley than was
planted this year. The VIA is urg-
ing farmers to plant their full al
lotments next year.
Under the quota system, farm
ers selling in excess Of quotas are
subject to penalty taxes.
The VIA said that the acreages
allowed under the quotas should
provide sufficient tobacco to meet
anticipated needs.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01

party, and that they had had no
argument until Smiley appeared,
apparently to separate Hall and
Dorsey.
Zone word just led to another,
and finally to physical action. Is
that right?" inquired Giesler.
''It certainly isl said Hall.
Hall conceded he was Is "fair
shape" physically the night Of the
fight. He said, in answer to Gies-
ler's questions, that he weighed
between 210 and 212 pounds, that
he was six feet, one and one-half
inches tall, and that his athletic
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
Tide Expected To Suing
In FAVOR of China Arm y

everything possible was being done
to accelerate the movement of vital
supplies,
The American commander is hav.
ing daily conferences with General
issimo Chang Kai-shek, and report
ed him and his key men most CO.
operative.
The Chinese high command again
confined its communique to tn e
position near the Kwangsi railway
town of Hochih, 95 miles northwest
of fallen Liuchow, and made no
mention of Japanese penetration OF
Kweichow province.
The high command indicated an
II mile Chinese withdrawal in the
Hochih area, saying that japanese
who had outflanked the defenders
now held positions IA miles north
west of Hochih, after suffering
heavy casualties.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
Liberty Freighter Leads
First Convoy To Antwerp

American docks, said U. S. Army
Transportation Corps freight trains
will be leaving for the front from
the port.
This cuts a 5OO-mile truck line
to a lOO-mile train ride" the cap
tain said. ut also means the
boys who have been losing their
anchors on the beaches and fight
ing cargo over the side will have
real facilities to work with from
now on"
Belgian stevedores were unload
ing new dock equipment from tae
Weaver and coffee, sugar and
pork sausages from another ship.
Helmet-wearing CTS are work.
ing side by side with wooden
shoed Belgians, shifting cargos
from the vessels to trains leading
directly to the front. The docks
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
|I[JMBERT0N MAN
LOST in REICH

LUMBERTON, Nov. 80. - Pic.
Rufus Allen Pridgen, %, Of Lum-
horton, has been reported missing
in action in Germany since Novem'
Der 4, according to word received
nv his wife, Mrs. Lois West Prld
gen. He entered service January
ard had served overseas II
France, Belgium, Holland and Ger
many with an infantry group. He
is the son of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. r
Pridgen of Ri. S.
M. and Mrs. J. H. Seasons Of
Rt. 5, Lumberton. have received
word that their son, Pfc. Vonnle
Seasons, has been missing in &C
ton in Italy, since October Is. He
was serving with an infantry group
In service since March, 1912. he
went overseas in April, 1913, anc
served in North Africa until going
to Italy.
Pfc. Rupert D. Cartrette, hus
band of Mrs. Edna Cartrette o.
East Lumberton, has been report
ed missing in action in Germany
since November 8. He entered
service last March and received
basic training at Camp Fannin
Texas, going overseas in an infan
try division. He is the son oil
George w. Cartrette of East Lum
berton and has three children liv
ing there.
Capt. ]. Earl Carpenter, Jr., pi
lot of a Psi Mustang, with the
Eighth Air Force in England fol
the past eight months, during
which time he completed p mis-
sions and received the Distinguish
ed Flying Cross, the Air Medal
six Oak Leaf Clusters and eigh'
citations, has arrived at his hons
here, after flying from Wales two
days before.
Staff Sgt. Alex B. (Billy) Stubs
formerly of Lumberton, has ar
rived to visit his mother, Mrs. A
B. Subbs of R. 3, after serving 81
months in the China-Burma-Indis
theater of operations with the Ar
my Air Forces.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
Y OPENS DRIVE
FOR new MEMBERS

The Young Mems Christian AS
sociation opened special men men
bersh;n drive at a supper meeting
If the workers at 6:15 p. m. yes
terdav Workers received final IN
str,1cfions and were issued mate
rial to be used in securing lneiii
bers.
A goal of $50 new members has
been set and the effort will con
time through December 5. Walter
+ Cartier is general chairman O
the canvass with L. T. c. Skipper
md D. H. Howes as assistants.
Jesse Reynolds will act as Ma.
ior of the Army division and
Charles Stevenson a. Commander
of the Navy division.
Major Reynolds has four teams:
tanks, Captain ]. E. Ship and
Lieuts. Larry Wiles, Oliver Smith
Llovd Koler, J. H. Jones and John
Betbea: anti-aircraft, Captain c.
n Mccall and Lieuts. Cecil Mill
er. Jennings Williams, Norman Col
Inns and J. L. Cheshire; jeeps'
CAPTAIN Yates Warwick and Lieuts.
W. E. Hand, Phil Cameron, j. H.
Tillman, Amos Wofford and W. H.
Brown air corps, Captain W. E.
O'Ne,l and Lieuts. Vance Chad
wick, B. F. Goodridge, r. Rich
ards and Max Goodwin.
Commander Stevenson also has
four teams: ducks, Captain L. G,
McLemore and Lieuts. Amos How
ard, N. G. Paggett, C. H. Planer
and C. r. Brooks; subs, Captain
J. H. Robertson and Lieuts. C. T.
Robertson, Henry Capillary, E. G.
Floyd and J. F. Mccall; destroy
ers, Captain 1rl Sell and high
school group; PTS, Captain George
L. Hunt and Lieuts. Sam Johnson
J. @. LeGrand, M. B. Fogleman
and Carroll Tinsley.
The object of the effort is to
reach a larger group of boys and
men in the activities Of the Y. M.
c. A., especially in the physical
department, under Adam Smith,
new physical director.
The building is completely equip
ped with social rooms, gymnasium,
swimming pool, tiled showers,
wrestling and weight lifting rooms,
and health club for the promo
ton of relaxation, general health,
swimming and life-saving and ath-
letic leagues.
Special rates are offered for the
winter months.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
Jon Hall Changes Story
OF Fight With Dorseys

siezed upon this statement in cross
examination, asking if he recalled,
in testifying before the grand jury
last September IL, that he had
said: "Then Mrs. Dorsey grabbed
me by the hair and it was then that
she cut me with a knife or bot
tle."
WAS that your testimony before
the grand jury?" asked Geisler.
ITO the best Of my knowledge
yes" Hall answered.
'But today you said, by infer
ence, that Smiley cut you," per
sisted Giesler.
well, that might be true too
said Hall. when a guy gets {
blow between the eyes and is half.
conscious, he can't recall every
thing"
Asked how he got a wound or
the chin, Hall said he believed
Mrs. Dorsey gave him that.
Earlier, Hall testified that hi
had never met Smiley before the
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01

CHUNGKING, Nov. 3d. Up -
T is reasonable expectation
that remedial measures now being
taken will turn the tide in China
against the Japanese, Maj. Gen.
Albert C. Wedemeye1 said today
The U. S. Commander in the Chi
ma theater acknowledged the con-
tinued gravity of the military situa-
ton, asserting that enemy forces
in the Kwangsi Kweichow border
region we're in sizeable strength,
with strong offensive capabilities in
any direction they might choose.
He said the enemy was getting
a corridor into Indo China and
establishing good interior lines of
communication.
But Wedemeyer told correspon-
dents the tonnage of supplies flown
over the hump was increasing and
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 3O.-R-.
Screen actor Jon Hall, a dapper
hut hesitant witness, Redeemed and
stroked his moist brow today I'M
der strident questioning by which
defense counsel sought to establish
discrepancies in his testimony con-
corning the fight last August 5 in
bandleader Tommy Dorsey's ap'
artment.
The 29-year-old Hall, attired in a
dove grey pin-stripe flannel suit,
also wore a transparent cap over
the end of his nose, which he con-
tends was virtually severed in the
alteration. He appeared as COM
planning witness in the assault trial
of Dorsey, Dorsey's wife and their
neighbor, Allen Smiley.
Describing the encounter, Hall
said at one time Smiley was be-
hind him land then got blow
across the face; I honestly believe
that's when I got cut
Smiley's counsel, Jerry Giesler,
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01

ANTWERP, OelayeO- Up -
An American Liberty ship and a
British merchantmen led a con-
voy of Allied oceangoing freight
ers that stretched across the Eng
lish channel into the docks here
today and opened the port to use
of Allied armies.
The Games B. Weaver" with
short and husky Capt. Jim Swee-
ney Of Drexel Hill, Pa, at the
helm, was the first American ship
tugged alongside the concrete
docks that stretch for 30 miles
around giant horseshoe-s shaped
waterway system off Belgium's
Scheldt rived.
Captain M. C. Van de Carr, one
time American submarine skipper
from 602 Tulsa street, Norman,
Okla, who is in charge of the
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
State Profits $22,072
In Treasury Bond Sale

RALEIGH, Nov. 30 - ZAP The
State Of North Carolina today sold
$44.217, 900 worth of United States
Treasury notes in the general fund
temporary investment and postwar
reserve funds to Trust Co. of Geor-
gia and the c. J. Divine Co. of
New York for $44. 80, 07299, a prof
it of $22.072 &c.
In selling the bonds, the State
bettered its financial status by add
ing six months to the maturity date
Of the bonds and at the same time
brought earnings of the two funds
to $3.50 vince they were estab-
lished last year.
Originally the bonds would have
become due June |, 1915. Under the
new ownership the bonds become
due December 81, 1945
-V-
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
Missouri Elect. On Row
Will Not Stop Electors

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo-, Nov. 80
Up Missouri IS Democratic
presidential electors will be certi-
fled tomorrow as scheduled, Gov.
Forrest G.. Donnell said today.
There had been some doubt
whether the action could be taken
because the vote has not been
counted in Sullivan county, due to
a row between election officials.
Counting of the official abstracts
from the remainder of the State
was started today in the Governors
office.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01

background included ,...
and gymnastics. swimming
Under direct exaroio..
declared dts;1s5 d. that 6esos se533 IN, Ia.
Snosh;n the first two blows. Dorsey dorsey
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01
DUKE ALUMNI SPEAKS

DURHAM, Nov. 30.-(RLCap-
tain C. P. McFeaters, command
ing officer of naval units at Duke
university, will deliver the prin-
cipal address at the annual meet
ing of the Durham county alumni
association of Duke university
the night of December Is, at Four
Acres.
The Wilmington morning star., 1944-12-01

employ 5000 skilled civilian work
ers and about 10000 semi-skilled
|Beleian laborers earning about
500 per month.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
Eosy Menus

A SALAD supper is easy
~ to prepare and serve;
to save work and add to the
informality and fun it can
be served buffet style. The
pattern for such a meal is
one hot dish, such as a
creamed vegetable-and-meat
combination in a casserole,
crisply Drowned on top; a
hearty salad; sandwiches or
buttered rolls; a hot or cold
beverage and dessert.
Here are salads made
with non-rationed fire s h
fruits so plentiful at pres
ent, garden green's, and
other no-point or low-point
foods.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
BY FLORENCE BROBECK
Women's Editor

n FAVE a few friends in
for supper one OF
i these evenings-boys
from the USO, or school
chums of your daughter. Or
neighbors who have never
taken a meal under your
roof. The work-rushed days
we are living in now tend
to crowd out hospitality.
But seeing old friends, max
ing new ones, cheering up
youngsters far from their
homes, in a pleasant hour
or two with simple but de-
liciouS food, are morale
boosters. They belong in
our way of life and need
not be put off till the war
is ended.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
Prune Rainbow SaIod

16 to "a cooked prunes
Nut meats
2 cups cubed watermelon
2 cups cubed cantaloupe
y cup honey
u cup lemon juice
Salad greens
Slit the prunes down one
side and remove the pits.
Refill the cavities with
nuts. Combine the water
melon and cantaloupe cubes
with the honey and lemon
juice blended. Place in a
chilled bowl, garnished with
crisp salad greens which
have been very lightly
dressed with lemon juice
and salt. Arran the
stuffed prunes on top.
Serve very cold. Four to six
salads.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
Guest Salad

2 alligator pears
Lemon juice
Salt
q cup sliced celery
Is cup sliced red radishes
Z cup cubed tomato
Il cup shredded green
sweet pepper
Ripe olives
Lemon wedges
MayonnaiSe or French
Dressing
Greens for garnish
Cut each alligator pear,
or calavo, into halves cross
wise and remove the seed.
Cut a thin slice from the
uncut sides so they stand
level. Peel them and sprin-
kle inside and out with
lemon juice and salt. Set
each on garnished, chilled
salad plate. Combine the
celery, Fadishes, tomato and
green pepper and toss to-
gether lightly. Fill the cal
avo halves with the mix
ture. Garnish with ripe
olives and lemon wedges.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
Garden Solod

2 heads romaine
IL stalks watercrpSs
4 TO 6 young carrots
4 hard-cooked eggs
4 picked or raw beets
Lemon Dressing
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28

al oNClJ' AiiAo AAAeAtNS
salads.
Fruit Solod Platter
Oranges
Grapefruit
Alligator pears
Bananas
Strawberries or blue
berries
Lemon juice
Salt
Salad green's
Salad dressing
Cut each alligator pear,
or calavo, into halves length
wise. Remove the seed, and
cut the halves lengthwise
through the center. Remove
the skin. Sprinkle the fruit
with lemon juice and salt.
Remove seeds and white
pulp from orange and
grapefruit sections. Have
the berries washed and
chilled and all fruits cold
except the bananas. Prepare
the bananas last, peeling
and cutting lengthwise into
quarters, or slicing cross
wise.
Combine all the fruits,
arrange on a cold salad
plate garnished with let
tuce or watercress. Serve
the dressing separately.
Bologna cornueoPios
Have bologna cut in thin
slices. Fold each slice 10
form a cornucopia, and
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
SoIomi SoIad

] pound salami
2 10 3 cups diced celery
a cup sweet pickle,
chopped
Mayonnaise
Have the salami sliced
about one.fourth inch thick,
then cut into small pieces.
Mix with the celery and
sweet pickle. Add Mayor.
naise 10 moisten. Chill. Pile
at the end of a cold meat
platter.
Or garnish cold salad
plates with crisp green's
dressed lightly with French
Dressing. Pile the salami
salad on each. Serves four
TO six.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
Lemon French Dressing

X cup lemon juice
y cup salad oil
teaspoon salt
teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons sugar or
honey
Mix and shake we'll be-
fore using. Makes about
one cup.
Thousand island Dressing
1 cup Mayonnaise
2 tablespoons chilli sauce
/ tablespoon chopped
onion \
1 tablespoon chopped .
pepper
1 tablespoon salad oil
l tablespoon vinegar
Salt, pepper
Paprika
Mix the gradients
smoothly and serve on
salad. Makes about one and
one-half cups.
THE AMERICAN WEEKLY
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-28
Bologna cornueopias

Have bologna cut in thin
slices. Fold each slice 10
form a cornucopia, and
Evening star., 1944-12-26
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EXHIBITS.

EXHIBITS.
New York City Camera Club show,
section of photographs, Art and In
dustries Building. Smithsonian In
stitution, on Mall, am. to 4:30
pm. through Sunday.
District area artists Christmas
exhibition, Phillips Memorial Gal
lery, II am. to pm. today through
Saturday, and 8 to 7 pm. Sunday.
French prints and drawings of the
18th century, National Gallery of
Art, 10 am. to pm. weekdays, 2 to
10 pm. Sunday through January
IA, 1945.
Pennsylvania Society of Miniature
Painters 43d exhibition, National
Collection of Fine Arts, National
History Building, Smithsonian In
stitution, Constitution avenue at
Tenth NV, 8 am. to 4:30 pm. daily
through January, 1945.
Christmas poinsettia display. Bo-
tanic Garden, First and Maryland
avenue NV, am. to pm.
through Sunday.
Artists Christmas cards exhibit,
National Museum, Smithsonian In
stitution, division of graphic arts,
on Mall, 9 am. to 4:30 pm. daily
through January IA, 1915.
Society of Washington Artists
54th annual exhibition through jan
uary IT, 1945, and Miniature Paint
ers, Sculptors and Gravers' Society
of Washington 18th annual exhibi-
ton, Cocoran Art Gallery, noon to
430 pm. Monday; 9 am. to 430
pm. Tuesday through Saturday and
2 to pm. Sunday
LECTURE.
London and Jerusalem" by Pierre
District Zionist Organization of
America. Jewish Community Cen
ter, $50 o'clock tonight. Service
personnel welcome.
FOR sERVICEMEN.
| Stage Door Canteen, BelaSco The
ater, tonight: Benny Ribble's Or
chestra, Nat Brandwynne's Orches-
ira and Gayety Theater acts.
Christmas dance. NCCS Club,
Women's Division USO, 1912 North
Capitol street, o'clock tonight.
Camp Springs Air Base Band to
play.
OFFICERS.
Midshipmen and cadet dance and
all bachelor officers, Offlcers' Service
Club, 1914 Twenty first street NV,
o'clock tonight.
Dance, Junior Officers of Wash
ington, 735 Seventeenth street NV,
9 o'clock tonight.
Service personnel may obtain in
formation on other activities by
calling the United Nations Center,
National 5000, or any of the follow
ing USO numbers: Republic 1927,
Executive 0428, National 3431 or Ma
tional 0614. Colored service person.
mel may call USO, Decatur 1854, or
War Hospitality, Decatur T768.
Evening star., 1944-12-26
District Firm Enters
Stipulation With FTC

The Federal Trade Commission
announced today that Colony House,
Inc, 4244 Connecticut avenue NV,
had stipulated with the commission
that 1t would cease and desist''
from describing as genuine solid ma
hogany or solid mahogany ANY
piece of furniture which Is not of
mahogany wood in its entirety"
1t also agreed to stop advertising
as heirloom" furniture which has
not been owned previously by a
family for several generations and
handed down to its descendants.
Evening star., 1944-12-26

1IIt pUUI UIIIIIB efe HIIeH'
got so many gifts last year when
the Governors presidential boom
was beginning! That's one Dane
who's melancholy-probably almost
as much so as the Republican Ma
tional Committee.
Mother just called to thank me for
her gift. was going to get her a
neglige to wear so she'd look good
to papa, but George had me get her
a War Bond instead. I did, but
it's certainly going to leave a lot
of mamma exposed.