The Apache sentinel., 1944-04-28
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and around the quarters of the pill
Rollers" as edited by the Robin.
Those who had formed
the opinion that the Robin would
be scribbling from across the pond
by now can change that hipe as
there will be no water for this bird
unless it's drinking water.
\ A hot wire informed us that Frank
Weaver had to abdicate certain
territory due to the intense pres
sure OF some of the Buffalo's who
returned and caused this brother to
make hasty exit from his lair.
What wrong, OF timer-didnt your
hipe work?
Your reporter was given the fol-
lowing information concerning the
Field Marshal" (Nat Robinson). It
appears that the Field Marshal
and his general staff Hodge,
Wheatley, Ben Robinson and AL
Brown have been seen frequenting
the Emerald studded suds suction
palace known coInmonly as the
Green Top" According to his So,
the Field Marshal is looking for
certain Ruby that will take care
of his financial difficulties in the
future. The rest of the sad sacks
are being converted into active
members of protective association
for the Field Marshal while in these
parts.
FlaSh!!! - Joe Jordan no rela-
ton to Capt. Joe Jordan) has been
putting down a hard hipe around
the quarters until he dug some of
those hard issues the new fellows
brought to the outfit from Cafifor-
MIA and all points west. A few
brightS ago Joe gave us assurance
that he would discontinue bucking
for a C.D.D. and shall soon don
some earth pads instead of the
slides he has been featuring. i. Upon
recent questioning he responded by
saying. IF they can't put it down
in their condition, I'm like the ape
that wasn't in no shape.n5 "a h.
Nelson Nix has. Xentured to Tue,
son and cruised up on a fine chick
who threw out line that was really
well spelled from a fine set of chops!
Our, fran has fallen, hook, line,
sinker. Some advice to the Tue
Sonans: Buy while you can be-
cause Nix has begged, borrowed and
stolen all the ration points avail
able.
Our good friend Doc Smalls
jumped in from the Apple" a few
DINNERS ago and has put down such
hard beef about the city until all
the kiddieS want to drill. them ON
their furloughS Twas the return
trip and the stop in Indiana that
causes our fran to sigh and groan
not the run topNew York
Private Smith" and Chapel have
gained the distinction of being the
only two mayors to perch them
selves in one city. Fry has given
her native sons the honor of being
known to all visitors as Mayor"
Chapel and Mayor" Smith. From
indications the pressure being put
on Brown Skin might make. she
Smith move his office to new quar-
terS.
The grueSome twosome of Will
liams (Shorty) and Wilson tJazkO)
accompanied by McIver (Jug) has
finally been parted by the powers
that be. Jazz can now be seen in
the upper part of Fort Euachuca
shuffling to the tune of the drill
masters. Overnight problems, hikes
and KIP, keeps the little man SOL
diering and We do mean soldering.
1t was noted that Fred Luke is
beating up the ground with his
treaders instead of in the boat he
was so proud of. We have dug the
scooter parked in front of the house
of many Slammers in the vicinity
of Fry, but thought little Luke had
adopted that locality as his parking
lot. Well, Oh man. We'll pick you
up in Tucson, Douglas, and other
points of interest in the near fu-
ture. BY the way, epson salts in
hot water is a good bath solution
for tired aching dogs.
Well, folks, like the bee that had
to flee, there is no more news COM.
ing from me. AdioS.
''The Robin
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