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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
IL. ". DURLING

quite a town. II is the first for.
eign port l am going 10 visit
after the war.
Writes young woman OF
Manhattan:
"You say there Is no club for
tall people In Manhattan. l am
a petite type, myself. for which
am very thankful. Still 1
know there is a club OF over
grown males and females In
New York which II called the
StratOliners Club. 1 saw some
photographs Of this curious club.
They certainly are a quaint
looking lot"
MY NOMINATION for for
vi gotten man OF 1914 is Ru-
dolph Hess. / bet a friend
high class cigar he would not be
able 10 find the name Of
Rudolph Hess in any newspaper
in the United States in two
weeks. I won. The losers wife
told me: You would think he
had bet you $1,000, 600. The
other night he even went TO the
out-of-town newspaper stand
and came home with about so
papers from all over the United
States"
COMMUNICATION signe d
~ Five Gobs" complained the
writer's, all members of the
U. S. Navy, had difficulty meet
ing nice girls" when on shore
leave in strange cities. The lads
said all a fellow could meet
were gold diggers; never a nice
girl who would be satisfied
with a walk, a talk and a
movie" Young feminine SUBJ
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
JACK PICKERING

mates had his trousers taken in
three times in three months, a
total Of some six or seven
inches. In the current crop
there's a lad, more intent than
many, who goes out by himself
after training hours and does
exercises, and in about five
weeks melted off about 40
pounds-he started around 220.
That is understandable. but
how they put weight on the rest
of US, I don't exactly know.
They do, that's all. 1 picked up
around Is pounds, but my waist
measure remained exactly the
same Where they pit this
added weight / don't know. 1t
doesn't seem to show n all.
It's there and that's all there
is 10 it.
THEN when you get out of
Il the army, even for short
time, you have a tendency to
90 back 10 whatever shape you
had before-unless you watch
yourself, and l rather suspect
that there are some millions of
men who. having had a taste of
getting into good physical
shape, will insist on staying
that way.
However, the stouter men, If
they don't keep exercising, i'm
mediately put the weight back
on in the obvious place, or
places.
The thin ones fare a little
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13

screwball No simpleton.
Worldly wise and yet no wise
cracking, Net eYer-gahby. Not
small cosby. And Of course
her voice IS low and musical
and her laughter tlnkles like
money in a cash register. which
is the most pleasant sound /
can think Of odhand
/ picture her as rather an in
wiling dish. II does not stand 10
reason she is a scraWny, sharp
featured broad without charm
because as such She could
scarcely be the instrument Of
harm 10 mankind that she has
always been. | do not believe
that old AnanIas and all the
other characters back TO Adam
who were pushoveTs for tempta-
ton would have gone for a
dame Of that type. And, as
matter Of fact, ! do not believe
Mr.. Devil would have hooked
up with a crow.
CopyuEnt 1854, ~ KIM Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
One Word Led to Another
The Detroit Times
BY Patterson
BY Arthur Bugs" Baer :

I'm fellow who likes to window-shop along Madison
in the cool Of the calendar.
But guess III pick different detour this autumn
for I've developed elastic spinal SILVER every time
think of the doll woman.
The FBI just stenciled its brand the doll
They gave her 10 years the cink and fine of 10000
smackers.
For her pretty little dolls in her Madison shop
all spies When think of the times gandered into
that window 1t chis my vertebrae.
Yessr the old man doll with the net meant
carrier. And the old lady doll with the wood her
back battlescow. There dolls for destroyers
and dolls for cruisers 1t ratorous voodoo in the
high rent district.
When they fined the doll dame 10 grand they walloped
her where she lives the most.
When the FBI put the finger on her she pulling
10000 out of the bank She fought like wildcat with
two sets of kittens
She sold out for 60 grand to the Japs stretch
of seasons She had her price and the tag printed
two languages.
coayaeht. by Feature
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
WALTER WINCHELL pro On

Sadie Thompson" in "Rain"
gets her $1,000 per week plus
go of the gross.
The Sinatras are crossing
their fingers-hoping their new
maid will like u.s."
Lamar Trotti, who did will
son" for Zanuck, has completed
Wilkes "One World" for the
screen. They hope to get Spen-
Ger Tracy for il.
Add neat titles: Dick Him.
ber's show of magic will be
called: "Showcus Focus.
IL Elinson suspects that Hit
Ter must be disguised with all
of his generals. He hasn't a Won
who can WIN.
TIiE oldest man IN the world
i who smokes 10 cigars a day
is George Foster. London the
atrical agent. He is SO years
old. George has been averag-
ing 10 cigars a day since he was
10. Like most cigar smokers,
he is a very discerning fellow
and good judge of talent.
Among the many entertainers
he scovere were Harry
Lauder. Marie Lloyd and Vesta
Tilley. He managed Lauder on
the great Scotch comedians
first American tour. Harry was
getting 81 500 a week at the
time but was so thrifty he re-
fused to stay in a hotel, but
always rented a furnished room
somewhere.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
On the
Side

scribers taking note Of this
letter state there are plenty OF
nice girls" available for serv-
ice men who "act nice" States
one young woman of Manhat-
tan: There are service men
who are satisfied with the simple
pleasures of a walk. a talk and
a movie. But they are rare.
When you say good night 10 a
certain type of fellow and tell
him that Is all there Is, there
isn't any more. he flies into a
rage and never dates you again"
A S TO the Oldest twins in the
"a United States, certainly
they must be Mrs. Mary Fran
zen and Mrs. Catherine Kirsch-
loch OF Jamaica, L. l., who re-
Gently celebrated their Goth
birthday. These twins were
born in Manhattan and brought
up in Brooklyn. An amazing
number of long-lived people have
been brought up in Brooklyn. 1
don't know what there is about
the beautiful city across the
bridge that promotes longevity.
It can't be the climate.
JEANETTE OUILETTE of Fall
u River, Mass, has been made
a member of the my name is a
poem club. So has Ruth HUH
OF Darien, Conn. A dog ex-
pert claims the intelligence and
general character of a dog re-
fleets that of his master. Sounds
all right but I doubt it. I'll
never be as smart. patient, kind,
courageous or good natured as
my dog.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13

see how remarkable and signifi-
cant IS this report.
Before the modern treatment
the best hope We could hold out
for the average case was a life
expectancy of about five years.
Its significance lies in the fact
that this record proves the liver
treatment has established itself
as tried and true remedy.
SO many OF the cures and
treatments We hear about are
fly-by-night affairs. Somebody
proposes them and they get a
great bally-hoo
They arc miracles, they are
wonder-WnrkerS- theyLwiii- cure
anything.
Then before YOU know il they
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13

tossing around his superior po-
litical knowledge. wish to say
that Mr.. Henning does not
know what the hell he Is talk
ing about.
"Bricker's tenure OF office as
governor of Ohio expires this
year, so that II he loses the
race for vice president he will
be out OF office. And II Dewey
wins, Roosevelt certainly will
not remain President--no mat
ter what the New Dealers
think.
"You would be a lot better
informed II you would listen to
me instead OF Henning. I trust
this puts you In your place"
Distributed by King Features synd.. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

II. H: What are the synp-
toms OF stone in the bladder?
What causes this trouble? Is
there any cure or treatment ex-
cept operation
Answer: symptoms: a large
number give 10 symptoms. OH
erS cause pain. stoppage Of uri-
nation and blood and pus in the
urine The causes are various
IN elderly men prostate enlarge
ment, in women prolapSc Of the
bladder as an old sequel of
childbirth. in children the cause
is not known. For complete
cure the stone can often be
crushed and washed out through
a cyStoscope, sometimes with
urinary sedativeS it gives no
trouble for many years.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
BETTER HEALTH

DERNICIOUS anemia is no
L longer pernicious, I sup
pose we had better begin call
Ing II Addisonian anemia after
Thomas Addison who first de-
scribed II.
I have before me the report
on SO living cases OF pernicious
anemia.
Nearly one-fourth of the en-
tire number have been kept
nfiive for 10 years or more.
When il is remembered that
1T was only 18 years ago that
the modern method Of cure of
the disease, by liver and liver
extract, was announced, and
some OF these patients have
been kept alive ever since. we
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
Brain Game Answers

1-l9O4-14.
2-(c) is correct.
3-Part of the German fleet
informed here was scuttled
by the German crews.
4-Edam, Holland; Limburger,
Belgium; Gorgonzola, Italy;
Muenster, Germany; Rogue
fort, France; Stilton, Eng
land.
5-Not to date. The record on
foot and on skates is the
same, 9.4 seconds for the dis
lance.
6-Pyranees, Spain and France;
Apprentices, Italy; Caucasus,
Russia.
7-57 $4,000 square miles.
8-John Greenleaf Whittier.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13

NEAREST look-allke 10 the
~ late Percy II m m on d ]:
Movie star S. Greenstreet.
Van Johnson, one of the
movie finds. can have his pick
of leading roles in Broadway
shows. He once was a chorus
boy in them.
- Mexican Hayride" has an
\ yeful in it named Erminie
Randolph. Her father is Baron
Holstein of British Honduras.
She mixes the baroness label.
Add tough breaks: Dean Hud-
son, band leader, lost out on a
sponsored auto program. Be-
cause his name was the same as
another car.
Dinah Shore is the victim of
a wild rumor which has made
her miserable. despite the ac-
claim of overseas troops she
entertains. She is happy with
her marriage.
ormer AP correspondent
Mark Barron who was stricken
in Ethiopia and couldn't recover
over here's fully mended since
he was indicted. He is now
commando!
BASEBALL is the only enter
- prise that hasn't raised its
prices.
His friends are urging a high
diplomatic post for Mayor La
Guardia.
Knopf will get James Stevens
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
Detroit Times RatiOning Timetable

GASOLINE
Coupon i7--3 gals va.id through
sept. a.
BS and CT Coupons gals cach.1
B-a and ca Coupons gals Cpch " \
Law requires state name and 70 cnse
number be writtcn on every coupon
when received
FUEL OIL
Period and Period s-Vaid tn
definitely.
Period i~vIlid rnrougn sept 80.
l945.
LIQUOR
No. is-valid through Sept 30.
SHOES
Airplans stamp, ana s-Vaid In
cehnitely
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
PROCTSSTD FOODS

PRoCTSSED FOODS
Blue "A through L-s-Valid inden-
niteiy.
MEATS. CHEESE. FATS
Red As through OSWALD indeh-
nitely
Red rs. F-sAnd OSWALD Sept. }
Indefinitely
ONE ID SALVAGE Fat. rood for . cents
and two meat rattan points.
SUGAR
Stamps 10, n, IA and n. Book A.
Valid Indefinitely.
stamp 40. No. . Books lbs for can
ming through FEB IS. ie4S.
Spare stamp ~, No. q BOok-vslid for
maximum OF 90 lbs for CANNING
Apply local board
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
WASHINGTON Scene
BY George Dixon

nR. KUNG, finance minister
~ and vice premier of China,
got talking the other day about
how the Japs have revised their
opinions about the Chinese.
when the Japs first wen I
into China" id DR.. Kung,
"they boosted they would clean
us up In three months. The
Chinese, they said, were weak
lings and towards.
AT the end Of three months
they said we were putting up
fiash-in-the-pan resistance but
that we would soon collapse,
adding that anot her three
months would positively do 1t.
AFTER the second three
months they said II would take
a year. But they still insisted
we had no fighting spirit. They
said the Japs were the best sol
diers I'm the world and that
nothing could stop them.
"Now they are saying that the
Japs are the best soldiers I'm the
world-but that the Chinese are
second best"
ONE of the great editorial
" minds around the National
Press Club was approached re-
Gently 10 accept editorship of a
publication in st. Augustine.
Fla.
The great mind, IL seems, Is
somewhat provincial.
"Where Is this st. Angus
tinec" he asked the would-be
hirer. He was told il was a
small community below jack
sonville.
a small town. yelped the
great mind. II couldn't live in
"A small town. I'd die of mo-
nogamy"
4 WHILE back l quoted Col.
"A Edwin A. HalSey, secretary
of the Senate. as observing that
we had a novel political situa-
ton this year-two candidates
who will still remain in office
whether they win, lose or draw
in the presidential election.
Col. Halsey pointed out that
if Thomas f. Dewey loses he
will still be governor of New
York and that if Harry Truman
loses he will still be L. S. SEN
ator from Missouri.
Well. I have just received a
communication from Mrs. Ar
thur Sears Henning demanding:
what about Roosevelt and
Bricker-ain't they on the pub
lie pay role"
Ordinarily I would have an
swered Mrs. Henning with great
courtesy because sh @ is a
charming lady. But her husband
is in the newspaper business
and I am more than suspicious
that he put her up 10 IT.
So. cunnudgeon that l am, l
wrote back:
1T wish You would stop
listening TO that man Henning
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13

ers outside working hours" 300.
Having some relations" 200.
Having regular social rela-
tons" 100.
because, as Nancy Byrd
Turner says in beautiful poem,
amid all their troubles and
struggles they yearn to go back
and be with the old, untroubled
things"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
Connolly Answers

Ia. 2|b. ga. 4-b. SC. g..
(a) Elizabeth Barrett
Browning; CD Shakespeare;
(c) Philip Sidney; I'D Rob-
ert Burns; (e) Christopher
Marlowe.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13
SUCCESS IN MARRIAGE

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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-13

the DETROIT TIMES C-7
Sept. 1874
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disappear and nothing is heard
OF them again.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
SPRINGFIELD

SATURDAY-September 9 8:15 p.m-Dance, U.S.O. Center. SUNDAY-September 10
 10:00-11 100 a.m., Sunday morn- ing Coffee Club, followed by church cavalcade-a guide to the church of your choice, U.S.O. Center.
 4:00-8:30 pm. Picnic at Spring field College Camp. Transports tion from U.S.O. Center, 49 Chestnut Street, at pm. 6:30 p.m.-Buffet supper, U.S.O. Center.
 7:30 p.m.-Chapel Service, Sal vation Army, 12 Stearns Sq. 7:30 p.m.-Party and dance, Y.W.C.A., 26 Howard St. 500 p.m.-Music Night-Infor- mai Sing, U.S.O. Center. MONDAY-September Il
 7:30 p.m.-Dancing class for be-
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
informal party,

ginners and informal party, U.S.O Center.
 8:30 p.m.-Dance, N.C.CS., K. of C. Hall, 121 Lyman St. TUESDAY-September 12 All Day, Open House, Swimming, Y,.M.C.A., 122 Chestnut St. 8:30 p.m.-Dance, Y.M.C.A., 122 Chestnut St.
 500 p.m.-Hobby Night Gre treatments, voice recordings, free photos), J.W.B., 130 Maple St. WEDNESDAY-September 13 7:15 p.m.-Young Peoples Va- riety Program, Salvation Army, 12 Stearns Sq.
 500 p.m-Dance, Y.W.C.A., 26 Howard St.
 500 p.m.-Finger-Painting, US. o. Center. THURSDAY-September IA 500 p.m.-Open house, dance, refreshments, voice recordings, free photos, J.W.B., 130 Maple St 8:30 p.m.-Swimming for Negro Servicemen, Y.M.C.A., 122 Chest nut St.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09

the institutes is morale.
 It would be a startling idea to many old-timers that a chance to study accounting or tool making would make man a better fighter Yet professional soldiers, who have commanded troops both in the last war and in this one, call the Ameri- can youngster of today the greatest fighting man the world has ever seen. And that youngsters officers believe that study builds his morale.
 The Merriam Webster says morale means condition as affected by or dependent on, such moral or mental factors as zeal, spirit, hope, confidence, etc. If man develops an interest, he has zeal. If he feels he's getting somewhere, he has spirit. If he has the means of pro- gress in his hands, he has hope. If he has "know-how," he has conf. dence. All those things he gains from study.
 A New York Herald Tribune dis patch from London reports that an ofhcer who was in the African and Slclllan campaigns said, We found down there that what we call biv- ouac morale had direct bearing on combat morale, and you would be surprised to know how eagerly a considerable proportion of the men wanted to go to school"
 On the home front as we'll as on the battle front, there are many who worry about a postwar job There are others who do something about 1t, and they are the ones who build morale. Those who use part of their spare time for study not only assure their own future but also develop a spirit that is as contaglous as measles or a song hit.
 In the matter of morale, every. one helps or flinders. The army and navy have discovered that those who study are among those who help
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
For Your Pleasure At the USO's

TUESDAY
 Get Together Party-USO Club -8-11 pm.
 Square Dance-YWCA-8:30-11 pm. WEDNESDAY,
 Social Hour-USO Club-9:30- Il p. m.
 Service Mems Party-Central Baptist Church. Hostesses and refreshments-8 pm. THURSDAY
 Sketching of Service Men and Wacs-USO Club-7:30-8 pm. Ballroom Dancing Instruction USO Club-7:30-8:30 pm. Military Dance - USO Club - 8:30-11 pm.
 Dance-YMCA-8-11 pm. FRIDAY
 Afternoon Tea - USO Club - 3:3O-5:0O pm.
 "28" Night Club Frolic-USO Club-8-11 pm.
 Game Night-USO Club-8-11 pm. SATURDAY.
 Dance-Y -YWCA-Hostesses an d orchestra-8:30-12:00 pm.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
WINDSOR LOCKS

acknowledgements 10th 3:30 p.m.-MOVIES-Recreation Hall, Elm Plains.
 3 pm. to 11p.m.-OPEN HOUSE HOSPITALITY. Soldiers and their guests invited. MONDAY-September 11th 7 pm. to Il p.m.-GAMES and INFORMAL DANCING. Service men and junior hostesses invited. TUESDAY-September 18th 8 p.m.-USO COUNCIL MEET ING.
 8 pm. to Il p.m.-REGULAR . DANCE. Bradley Field Orches- tra.
 WEDNESDAY-September 18th 8 pm. to II p.m.-ARTS and CRAFTS NIGHT. Service per sonnel and Junior hostesses in- vited.
 THURSDAY-September 14th ' pm. to Il. p.m.-SQUARE DANCING. Service and Junior hostesses invited. FRIDAY-September 18th
 8 pm. to II REPRESENTED. By special invitation Section c, 121st AAF Base Unit (Ftr.). 18th 10 am. to a.m.-PLAYTIME with USO-Housing Unit. 8 p.m.-MOVIES- Raiders of the West" and Short Subjects. Hostesses and Service personnel invited.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
COMING ATTRACTION:

The grapevine is stirring with fall rumors that Maestro Donlan is cooking on the front burner with ideas of a monster Battle of Music two bands some night, with con- tinuous dancing. How does the idea strike you, fellers? The BOSS vel comes some cerebral response on this. The line forms on the left, men.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
HARTFORD

SUNDAY
 Coffee Hour-9: :30-11 100 am. Open House-USO Club-3-7 pm.
 New Members Party-USO Club. -7:30-10:30 pm. Swimming-YMCA-3-S:30 pm. Victory Party-YMCA-8-11 pm. MONDAY
 Community Singing at USO Club -8-10 pm.
 Informal Dancing-USO Club 9:30-11 pm.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
New Britain Dance
 Welcomes Bradleyites

Bradleyites have been invited to attend dance Friday evening at Stanley Arena, Church St., New Britain, Connecticut, beginning at 2O30, Lenny Aliens orchestra will provide the music and New Britain the pulchritude.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
FLORA and FAUNA:

Cpl. "Dusty" Miller is throwing those dimples around again.
 Pauline Titus back in tow again. Been to finishing school. The poll ish looks good on you, Pauly.
 Also back in the rank is Frances Sedaras. This keen miss is just heavenly bliss!
 Penny Bush and Sgt. "Elm Plains" Sumpsion both repartee minded. Air is blue with these two.
 Sgt. "Cabbie" Kaminsky and Ann M. were also present and chasing the flying hours with glow ing feet, or something. (Ed. note: Don't mangle the classics-that makes it verse;
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
you said tt
 Girls
(Wfndsor Locks USO)
By PVT. CARL CARSON

with mirth at Jeanette Larson's persifage. You really have the boy walking on his heels, Jeannie.
 Mary Falls and Company mourn ing in unison the unavoidable ab- sence of Westover's Joe Caruso and Freddy Cooper. All good friends must part-that's why they're good friends, Mary.
 Margie McMonagle from Sub- Depot swooning Harry with that smooth delivery.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
FLOTSAM and JETSAM:

Sorry to disappoint the gallery, but Andolf didn't call Miseray anything this week. Kenny has something big on his mind" (us- ing the word in the euphemistic sense).
 Sailorboy Mario Sarno from Thompsonville did the honors here the other night. Those boys with the bell bottoms sure kick mean hoof. Marty is in the underseas service, and it looked like foot ball game the way gals were call ing for a sub.
 Cadet Nurse Edna Merrill from Suffield home on a 30-day leave (This ANT the ArmyD. Looking like a recruiting poster was our little Eddy.
 A sparkplug from Western Elec- tric is Sgt. Mike Dowzynski with his triple talk in all the Slavic languages. Major Bowes will be looking for Mikey cor the man in the white coat).
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09

ana the Mofln0 rps h a V e sim liar "insti tutes.' Most of the students are fitting the m- selves for post war jobs, and tn e officers in charge will tell you tn at tn @ chief reason for
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
FILLIES and SILLIES:

Signorina Columbi was really swinging on limb with that cut lery expert, Sgt. Ralph McComb, making one foot do the work of two.
 S/Sgt. Pete extended the greet ings of the Luddy clan at the Big Dance. Very dignifed dancer is Pietro.
 Willie ("Tanglefoot') Jenkins devising new routines in the swing line. Cousin Fuzzy doesn't approve of such shenanigans, Weary Will lie.
 S/Sgt. "The Hep" Steer rocking
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
Army-Navy Masonic Service Center
POI Ann St.

Hartford, Conn. YOUR HOME AWAY FROM HOME
 ALL IN THE SERVICE VEL COME
 Pool tables Ping Pong Snack Bar Music SATURDAYS-DANCE,M MUSIC BY ORCHESTRA FEATURING FREE PHONE CALL ANYWHERE IN U. s. TO LUCKY TICKET HOLDER SUNDAYS - CANDLELIGHT BUFFET LUNCH-1700 to 1900 EVERYTHING FREE
 OPEN HOUSE DAILY
 1000 to 2300 Have pity on those sad GIs Whose gals have done them dirt. There's nothing that can dry their
 eyes Except another skirt.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
Okay, Okay,
 Have It Your Way

England (CNS)-A German ra- dio newscaster was delivering his usual line of chatter on broad cast picked up by NEG recently when suddenly a voice broke in. Paris has fallen," the voice said. ''We will lose Warsaw, too."
 When the commentator tried to continue, the heckler broke in again "Lies," he said. "Fables." !" Finally the newscaster had to quit.
 Marriage: It's like a cafeteria; grab something that looks good and pay later.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
NURSES DANCE WEDNESDAY

A late Summer Dance will be held at the Nurses Quarters of the Station Hospital on Wednesday evening at 2O30. The Bases bach elor Officers are invited to attend.
Bradley beam., 1944-09-09
MORALE By Rufus T. Strohm Dean, International Correspondence Schools

THE Armed Forces Institute is an
 \ organization created by the army and the navy to give cores pondence courses to their men. The Air Corps. the Coast Guard