The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-13
Walter WincIaeII
 To Ne1C York

bene dullp" he querled Well,
 Flo answered, you don't climb hins
 or enter deep valleys, but you stay
 on an even keel" "WhAt fun
 is thate" he asked Not much, J
 Flo said, You don't smell roses or
 hear Viollns,"
 Memos of . Mlanlghter, Now they
 tell you Cary Grant is stlll madly
 in love with Barbara Eutton--and
 that with oil her lnilllons-she VIII
 seek alimony Mrs Jack Benny says she wishes the encelnte ru. nor was true Vaughn Monroe resumes at the Commodore on the 2Bth =, Fred Allen told Mrs, Jack Haley sh eshould use this sign on her beauty salon: Don't whistle at Q girl leaving her--she may be your grandmother" It's . girl for the Frank Kanes The Somerset Hotel (where the big-tlmers used to live on W, 47th Street) and tho Palace theater, where they played Will be the site of RKoS postwar super theater ... The libraries of public schools are removing 0 oer. tain mag because of It's peculiar slant .. flene Woods, Paul White. mans find, romps off to a great start: A l3-week contract at Yer sailles .. Ann Sheridan's counsel to the girls going overseas as USoldiers; Wear 'em shortl" Latest in code for mushy telegrams, It Is one word: "Rily'--ineaninp Remember l Love You"
 The orchid Garden. The way the 3 Suns sing the lovely lit. "Twl- light Time" on the luke machines, Beautiful misery-musle cliff Ed. wards' daily il:46 Hyem WIZ pros gram. Rates sponsorship Nancy Noland's clever song lyrics at tho Monkey Bar in Hotel Elysee Phil Brlto's platter: II Don't Want to Love You" Hal winters voc calls at Havana Madrid Jean Arthur in Columbias The Tm- patient Years" .. Ed Wynns ra- dioafing,
 New York Novelette,: When her husband lived he was generous with people he liked Among his fav- orites was D girl his wife never knew existed |, One day the doll was in distress She got word to him that she didn't know where to turn for money He wrote out Q check to one of his best male friends for $500 And instructed him to see that she got the coin after the pal cashed the check :, He told his wife 1t was c loan. Shortly after, the good guy" died .. His widow not only refuses to talk to the pal--but goes around town banning him to everybody. !. |. "rhe louse," she says. My husband once loaned him $500 and he's never paid 1t backl'
 Signs of the Times: Advertise. ment on a l26th Street dance joynt: Good clean dancing every night but Sundayl" Sign outside Q night spot; "Ten Gorgeous Girls Nine Beautiful Costumes" l. Plaeard in Q shoe store: Don't commit shoe-cide" Tn the window of O Blocker Street bakery store: Closed. My Boy Was Killed in Italy" The appropriate an- nouneement on The World Theater, West 18th St.: "World-Closed for Alterationsl"
 Broadway Smalltalk: The best tip- per in the Waldorf Astoria barber shop comes there attired in ragged apparel-a week old beard-nnd shoes with holes in them this big. He tips the bootblaek S6 and the barber $l0 .. Another good eus- toner there, they say, who likes to be Swanky now and then, Is an apple peddler in the 40s on 3rd Ave. .. The charge that the Stork Club is pro-RooSevelt got e laugh. 9s SAuAAAiekuAlt bAiS BbphS kGAbbAVlAD nee, is Dewey's biggest booster there, Then there are Jim and Bess Far leyl I. Hoffman'S review Gin parO to the Hwood Reporter on Q recent flop: Tt isn't even good corn. It Is suceotashI It ripped on .he stage and fell flat on its farcel"
 The current jive-manglers no onger call 1t "necking" but "bat- ing" or "chop-happy" With ,hree socialites arrested last week he police blotter is getting to look Ike the social register.
 Sounds in the Night: Tn Ruby Foo's Den: "She has bedroomph ,yes" At the Onyx: "She's pub- icity Crazy. All she wants outta Life Is the front cover" At the Madison bar: "Her mother is very trict. If she isn't home by 10, ,--she 'ents out her rooml" In Reu- ,ens: Many c man has left the straight and narorw for Q few ex- 'iting curves"