The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-10-13
Walter WimcheII
 M Ne1O York
bATHTuB ADMIRAL

DATHTuB ADMIRAL Each night he sails his gaily-
 painted ships
 Around . goapy Bea, where iamp-
 light gleannB,
 Watching them make their pOrilcus
 maiden trips
 To lost, enchanted lands of baby
 dreams ,s,
 He iS the captain and the stalwart
 crew,
 shouting hiS orders in the storm
 tossed spray;
 A little boy who knows just what
 to do
 When golden boats orc drifting
 down the bay.
 And in the last few moments that remain,
 He sends his BEnall flotllla fer and Holding his Stubby foot against the drain, 60 his bright ocean will not diS-
 appear. ,. He's only four-today, ! don't know
 why I saw him ,. When Q sailor passed
 Joy HATHAWAY People Arc Like That; Several | locals were still depressed over the sudden end of Willkie and how only four years ago he heard | his name cheered to the echo-- and recently he heard 1t booed.
 Same thing hapeng ct Madi. son Square Garden" observed on. other, "One day they root for you to be champ and then they root for you to Do knocked out"
 In Other Words. Wiilkie was . rare businessman. He fought and died for his princlpIeg-lnS Of for the principal stockholders.
 The BqueIch Wonderful: Those who have tusgled with censorS or with radio agency execs will ap. preciate the snapper Fred Alleri uses. When at the last moments before . program censorB tell Fred that hO mustn't use this or that, he growls: "Where were you when tho paper was blank9"
 QuitesO, QultesO, Att,y.denl Bld- Riddle says Q Bureaucrat s a man who holds job in public life c Republican would like to have.
 Capsule Criticlsmi Senator Pep. per, tn Q speech ct Hartford, Conn., tClaFe Luce's home State) said: Tn contemplating the procession Of Ins some people would like to sec Out fin Conn), I should be untrue to the traditions Of Southern chivalry f did not say Q Lady should go fir1t"
 d-EavesdFOpDed, T had Q dream about you last night"
 "You did?v "Yeah. dreamt you caught me with another womanw
 TFIggeF.HraIn; Ex-MayoF j. J. Walker is still fast on the ad lib. AS he was about to present golden egg to Hildegarde ct the Joo Miller dinner (for telling the oldest joke Of the yeRF) the hastily prepared platform started to crun- blO, Walker Fegained his balance and then swiftied: Reminds me of some of the platforms I've run on in my time."
 Oops; When Jackie Gleason heard a frogsvoiced comic he diSlikes oli the air the other night, he groaned: "Ts that mike on the bum or tha; bum on the mike2"
 NewspapeFman Stuff; All the DO. liticai paiaver Of the campaign res minds Sergio DefSarlo of the time when Haywood Broun, then 6 cub reporter, interviewed pompous Senator regarding scheduled T really have nothing to say" boonied the salon,
 T know" said BFoun, but lets get down to the speech"
 Headline; "e7 Murders Of Nazl 0fiicials Puzzle Authorities"
 Maybe" maybes Jesse Adler, 'nobody liked themI"
 Imagine: Sid Sheldon, the show author, was summoned for jury duty. When they learned he was . playwright they asked him:j Are you sure that because of the lact that Federal police are in- Volved, and hidden guns, yod won't let your imagination run away with you?"
 T just want to see justice ione." said Sheldon.
 Thanks very much" was the re. ,ort ridiculous, you're excused. The Morning Mall: Dear Win. ;hell," writes David Brooks, "Roose- 'elt shouldn't be criticized because 3rowder is voting for him. It is noe unusual for great men to he l1roifd