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The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

For Dewey
AS his first reason why he would
vote for Dewey. Mr.. Breakey
stated: Mr.. Dewey has proved
himself to be an able administra-
tor as governor OF New York, with
the Democrats being unable to find
fault in any part with his COVER
norship record. While Roosevelt
left the government of New York
with a large state deficit. Dewey
has put New York in the black with
good surplus for the post war
period.
THE Democrats admit that
Roosevelt has not been successful
in the presidency, and has added
over 1900 bureaus to the federal
government. while less than 200
were added in the previous IL years
before 1888.
THE Roosevelt regime now is
hopelessly tied in with the Com
munist, Earl Browder groups, Ed
Flynn, Haig. and corrupt city
bosses, and although the Democrats
avow this support, Roosevelt. by
his acts, rather than words must be
Judged. One act was the pardoning
of Browder. a convicted criminal,
after the Justice, immigration. and
State Departments had refused Il
visa to Mr.. Browder.
Sidney Hillman caused the
Communist Party to be disrupted
temporarily and took over direction
OF the Political Action Committee.
ION the Labor front, Roosevelt
has not been successful in the No
Strike Pledge. The chief reason
for this. was that there was no
efficient administration Of the La
Dor Department, at whose head Mr..
Roosevelt insists on keeping Secre-
tary Perkins. with whom no labor
leader Is satisfied.
The Democrats have tried 70
claim that the Republicans are iso-
lationists, when in fact, during the
Harding, Coolidge. and Hoover
regime. which Roosevelt has prais-
ed, the Briand-Kellogg Act was
signed by 81 OF the 81 nations to
outlaw war and Secretary Stimson,
under Hoover. initiated the policy
of trying to stop thes Japanese In
their policy of warino In China.
During the Roosevelt administra-
ton millions of tons OF scrap iron
were sold to japan. and now IL Is
being used by the japanese to
shoot American troops.
The Roosevelt foreign admins
tration. praised by the Democrats.
has failed In its policy In France.
After backing Darlan and Glard,
we were forced to accept De Gaulle.
The Roosevelt policy has not been
successful in respect 10 the Argen-
tine. The Chinese policy is not
working out. as shown by the Still
we'll incident in the past week.
Even Russia is not following Roose-
welt. refusing to send delegates 10
the Air Conference.
Because the war Is progressing
so we'll. Il Is claimed that as Com
mander-in-Chief. Mr.. Roosevelt
should be supported. But he was
forced to appoint the present top
American commanders. only after
See DEWEY-Pags s
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
Paper Mills May
Have to Close

Lansing. Mich. Nov. ZAP -
Michigan paper mills may be forced
10 close this winter unless scrap
paper collections increase, the
State Salvage Committee reported
today.
The committee said collections
at the mills have declined steadily
for six consecutive weeks and that
only by shipping In waste paper
from California, Texas. Montana
and Florida have Michigan mills
been able to keep operating. Sc
we're winter weather would further
curtail collections and deliveries
to the point the mills could not op
crate, the committee said.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
Rally Planned in
Harriet School

A Republican rally will be held,
Monday evening at o'clock at the
Harriet School, with all the county
candidates present. Washington
Brothers Barbecue will be served.
Talks will be given by Joseph +.
Warner. candidate for reelection to
the state house OF representatives,
and other speakers.
The committee In charge OF ar
rangements for the Rally are Rev.
BENJAMIN Cartwright. Mrs. George
B. Goodman. Mrs. Corrinne Hayes,
Clarence Owens. Harry Bennett.
Harry Newton and Clarence
Brooks.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
Candidates In
Neck to Neck
Home Stretch

Washington. Nov. 4-INS-Presi-
dent Roosevelt and Gov. Thomas
E. Dewey are racing down the
homestretch OF the 1914 PRESIDENT
al election neck and neck today
with their fate resting on the ver-
dict to be rendered Tuesday by
millions of voters In the so-called
silent bloc.
Some public polls I'VE Roosevelt
an edge but important private polls
favor Dewey slightly. In either
case, the silent voters" can give
Mr.. Roosevelt an overwhelming vic
tory. They also can give Dewey y
smashing victory.
Most neutral observers regard
Pennsylvania as the truly key.
stone" state of this election and
with Philadelphia as the key" to
the keystone. These observers
say that II Dewey can hold down
Roosevelt's plurality in Philadel-
phia to less than $4,000. the Re
publicans will carry Pennsylvania
and the national election. They
concede that IL Roosevelt runs wild
in Philadelphia, he will carry Penn
sylvania and the nation.
This political forecasting is
based upon belief that Dewey will
carry New York State. There are
many Democratic leaders who con-
test this belief and insist Roosevelt
will carry New York. There is lit
tie doubt that IL Roosevelt does
carry New York he will be reflect
ed.
But cagey forecasters are plac-
/ ing New York along with Massa.
chusetts, Connecticut. Maryland
and Pennsylvania in the class OF
battle ground" states. They point
out that il Roosevelt carries New
York, Dewey can win by victories
in Massachusetts, Connecticut,
MARYLAND, Pennsylvania, along
with an even break in the handful
of doubtful states across the nation.
II, however, seems unlikely that
Dewey can win all these states II
he loses New York.
A last-minute checkup on a ma
tional poll favors Roosevelt in 20
states-Oklahoma and Kentucky
being entered in his column since
poll early in the week. Dewey
is favored in Is states.
The Roosevelt states outside the
Solid South, plus Tennessee, Okla
homa and Kentucky. are Arizona,
California, Montana. Nevada, Utah,
washington and Rhode Island.
They total 200 electoral votes with
266 needed for victory. or course,
some OF these states are claimed
locally by the COP.
The states IN which Dewey Is
favored are " inc, Vermont, New
Jersey, Ohio, West Virginia, lndi-
ana, Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, Kan
sas, Colorado, Idaho. North Dako-
ia, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wis
consin, Michigan and Missouri.
They total 1877 electoral votes. And.
OF course, Democrats claim some
of these states.
Five states are classed as doubt
full" aside from the battle-ground
states in the East. The others are
New Hampshire, Delaware. Wyom-
ing, New Mexico and Oregon. They
can go either way and will affect
tfe final outcome only II the five
battle-ground" states divide their
electoral votes evenly between
! Roosevelt and Dewey.
Both Roosevelt and Dewey have
indicated they believe the out
come will be determined in the
East. 1t is evidenced by their last
minute campaign tours.
Roosevelt today is touring
Down East" with platform stops
in Bridgeport, Hartford, Spring
field. and Worcester. climaxed by
a major speech tonight in Fenway
Park ROston
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
U. s. WEATHER FORECAST

Lower Michigan-Cloudy and
colder tonight. with freezing TEN.
peratures. Sunday partly cloudy
and cold.
Highest temperature yesterday
70: lowest last night. 50.
Highest temperature one year
ago today, 4S;lowest.3s.
Highest temperature this date In
last ~ years IS in 1888; lowest
II in, 1879.
The sun sets today at 6:23 D. m.
and rises Sunday at $40 a. m.
The moon rises today at 95s p.
m. and sets Sunday at 1888 Sp. m.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
Allied Armies Jabbing at
Nazi Front; May be Prelude
to Greatest Battle of War
War In Brief
(By the Associated Press)

kby the ASSOCIATED fresS)
Western Front-Allies jab at Nazi
defenses all along front. Yanks
push forward in eastern Holland:
First Army meets sti" resistance
on Walcheren Island.
5alksns-Allies clear Germans
completely from Greece.
Russia-Red Army lays siege TO
Budapest as Berlin admits situa,
ton is critical.
Air Wsr-Berlin hit in night at.
tack; bombers and lighters con.
tinue support OF iestern front
ground forces.
Paelfic-Japs marshal reinforce.
en- for Finish fight on western
Leyte; several American ships
damaged by Jap planes in raid on
Third Fleet aircraft carrier group.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

WASHINGTON - AP Home
building will be the pace.setter In
postwar economic activities, James
Twohy. head OF the Federal Home
Loan Bank system. predicted today.
The first postwar decade may
come to be known as the home
building era. as in the past rs years
We have had the successive periods
OF railroad development. highway
construction and the populariEation
OF the automobile" he said.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
Breakey, Kelly Discuss Two
Candidates at Legion Home
Vote, and vote early.

Breakey Kelly, featured the
Friday American Legion Mr. Breakey
why Dewey while Kelly spoke
Why be highly Informative
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04
Flashes of
Late News

LONDON-AP - The newly
organized nth Army Group, oper-
ating in Southeast Asia and includ'
ing some American troops formerly
led by Gen. Joseph ]. Stilwell, was
placed today under the command OF
1t Gen. Sir Oliver w. II. Leese.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

NEW YORK Inns Ne"
York city officials continued
sweeping investigation OF elee-
tion registrations following the
grand Jury indictment OF 400
persons on charges Of vlolat-
ing laws. The indictments
were handed up In New York
county yesterday on the basis
Of an Inquiry conducted by dis
triet Attorney Frank S.. Ho.
gan and the police department.
Warrants will be sought today
and turned over to the police
to be served on the indicted
persons II they attempt to vote
next Tuesday.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

CLINTON, Mo.-INS- Capture
OF Harold Buster" Golf, %, al
legged machine gun slayer OF Sher-
IF Louis ]. Meisner OF adjacent
Benton county. was announced to-
day by Sheriff j. d. Tays of Henry
county. Sheriff Tays said Coli
who was captured in the densely
timbered Ozark section nine miles
northeast of Clinton, had admitted
shooting Meisner.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

SEARCY. Ark.-AP-There are
a lot of sore backs and tired fin.
gers on the Harding College cam.
pus today but the schools 20-acre
cotton crop is saved. President
George S. Benson and the schools
student body OF approximately 800
turned volunteer cotton pickers
yesterday because loss OF the crop
was threatened due to picker short.
age.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

CHICAGO-INS- Death OF Ma
than Goldblatt, co-founder with his
brother of the Goldblatt Brothers,
Inc, department store chain, was
announced today. The executive,
40 years old, died OF heart disease
in his home in suburban Wilmette
yesterday after two months Ill
ness. He was secretary-treasurer
OF the firm which operated IL
stores in Chicago and northern In.
diana.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

HELENA. Mont.-AP-Montana's
hottest gubernatorial fight in two
decades sizzled today toward the
Tuesday climax with an announce.
ment by Senator Murray (D-MontD
that Senate COMMITTEES would
sift lavish Republican campaign
expenditures.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

HAVANA-INS-- Cuban Presi-
dent DR.. Ramon Grau San Martin,
in the shakeup of military chiefs
announced yesterday, has ordered
the retirement from active service
OF Brig. Gen. Ignacio Gailndez,
former. commander of the sixth
district and quartermaster general.
an official announcement said to-
day.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

See DEWEY-Pags 5
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

NEW YORK ms Germany
must pay the damages caused by
the war in Estonia and a repara-
tions bill will be presented before
long, the Soviet peoples commits
sar in Estonia declared today in a
Tallinn broadcast heard by the
FEC. The commissar, identified
only as Joearr, said an Estonian
commission had been established
TO study Nazi crimes and damages
caused to civilians.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-11-04

OSCODA, Mich.-AP-The crash
of an Army medium bomber that
carried all four crewmen to death
In the Huron national forest Fri
day was under investigation today
by officers from the Oscoda air
base. Names OF the victims were
withheld pending notification Of
next of kin.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01

Sunday evening service and COM
munion-7 p. m.
Wednesday Bible study - 1880
p. N.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
WlmtsDoi11qZ
%=7s=9s5D3hmurc11M1as =7s= -
COMMUNITY PRESBYTERIAN
The Rev. J. Carl Fritz, Pastor

COMMUNITY PRESBYTERIAN
The Rev. J. Carl Fritz, Pastor
Sunday school = 10 a. m.
Choir practice - 1915 a. m.
Morning worship = IL a. m.
Communicates class-2:30 p. m.
TRINITY TABERNACLE
West Wilson Avenue
Lima O'DonneIl, Pastor
Sunday school = 10 a. M.
Morning worship - II a. m.
D. m. Miss Ruth Sherwood In
charge.
Young peoples meeting - 6:15
Evangelistic service - 7:15 p. m.
Ladies prayer band - Tuesday
from 2 to 4 p. m.
Bible study and prayer meeting
- Thursday 1880 p. m.
ST. JAMES CATHOLIC CHURCH
Wilson Avenue
Father James e. McFadden, Pastor
Mass, 10:30 a. m.
Confessions. Saturday, 5:15.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
NOTICE OF SALE OF CAR
FOR STORAGE

Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned, McIntyre's Garage, of
Coolidge, Arizona, will sell at Pub
lie Auction at its place of business
at 10 o'clock, a. m. on Monday the
18th day of December, 1914, for
storage charges amounting to
$500, one 1927 Buick Sedan, Mo-
tor No. 2126277, Serial No. 203O329.
This sale is made pursuant to and
in accordance with Section 2044 of
the 1928 revised code of Arizona
to recover the storage charges.
MeINTYRE'S GARAGE
BY L. A Mcintyre
First published, Dec /, 1914.
Last published, Dec. 8; 1914.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01

to make Final Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described,
before Register, United States Dis
trict Land Office, Phoenix, Ariz-
ona, on the 9th day of January,
1945.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Bernhard G. Lettering. George Pc
ters, E. Clyde High, Hubert A.
Odom all of Coolidge, Arizona.
To be published for five consec-
utive weeks in The Coolidge Exam
iner, Coolidge, Arizona, 1st publ
cation December 1, 1914.
THOS. F. BRITT, Register.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT
OF INTERIOR

GENERAL LAND OFFICE al
Phoenix, Arizona, November %
1914.
NOTICE is hereby given that
Leonard A. Mcintyre, assignee of
Cora B. Dixon, of Coolidge, Arizona,
who, on November. 5, 1910, made
Desert Land Entry, No. 079609, for
SWA, Section 33, Township S.,
Range s E., G. & S. r. B. & Meri-
dian, has filed notice of intention
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
GOSPEL SERVICE

In Community Church Bldg.
271 West PinkIey
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
beginning November 20 at 1880
.. N. A welcome to all.
Our only textbook the Bible.
Our only creed is Christ.
Miss V. Fridley-Miss f. Kennedy
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01

instruction classes, Tuesday and
Saturday, 2:30 p. m. and 4 p. m.
Instruction for high school stu
dents, Sunday beginning at noon.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01

O Mr.. and Mrs. George Kinne are
now up and about following recent
severe attacks of influenza.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
w. L. Dicus, Pastor

W. 2. DIIUS, dbIUT
Sunday school-10 a. m.
Worship-11 a. m.
Young people and juniors -
7:15 D. m.
Evangelistic services p. N.
Mid-week prayer, praise, Bible
study Wednesday-7:45 45 p. m.
Friday morning prayer and fast
ing League-9:30 a. m.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
METHODIST
Leslie J. Ross, Pastor

Leslie J. Ross, Pastor
Sunday school - 1000.
Worship. 11:10, Sermon, Low
in a Manger." Music by the Junior
intermediate Choir.
Senior youth fellowship - $50.
Evening service - 500.
Tuesday Night, December II,
Family night pot-luck supper with
a Know Your Church Program.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01
CHURCH OF CHRIST
ard and waIfnn

oTU dTIU w dTlUH
D. L. Harouess, Jr., Minister
Sunday Bible study-10 a. N.
Morning worship-11 a. m.
Communicable a. m.
The Coolidge examiner., 1944-12-01

Q Mrs. Earl Clemans and George
Gallagher had Thanksgiving dinner
at the home of Mrs. Clemans' son
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Glenn
ans.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19
Disturbing Figures

A disturbing set of figures was
published recently in the Pure Oil
News, showing the government
now owns nearly 20 percent of the
land in the United States. The fig
ures are disturbing because of the
mounting bureaucratic pressure to
further throttle private enterprise
on the public domain, as manifested
in recent actions against discover
ers of mining claims The article
follows:
1t is an amazing fact that the
federal government owns almost 20
percent of the land in the United
States-the exact percentage is
1898. The area is equal to the entire
states of Maine, New Hampshire,
Vermont, Rhode Island, Massachu.
sets, Connecticut, Pennsylvania,
New York, New Jersey, Delaware,
Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia,
North Carolina, South Carolina,
Georgia, Florida, Ohio, Alabama,
Kentucky and Indiana. Frequently
AliE ld4lQ Is VI otildl1 NdlUCs DIkt LAAC
states where more than 25 percent
of the land is owned by the federal
government include Arizona, 4248
percent; California, ALP percent;
Colorado, 34.39 percent; Idaho, COTS
percent; Montana, 1854 percent; Ne
vada, 1897 percent; New Mexico,
1882 percent; Oregon, 44.82 percent;
Utah, 6S percent; Washington, 1882
percent, and Wyoming, ASH per-
cent.
The land and Improvements are
valued at a figure in excess of five
billion dollars. OF the $4,000, 900
acres owned by the federal govern
ment, 352,0O0,O00 acres are in the
forestry service, grazing service,
general land office and national
park service. Forestry controls
1887, 243 acres, grazing 138, 712, 582
acres, general land office A, 667, 839
acres and national park service A.
087,813 acres.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19
High November Crude
Oil Output Recorded

The domestic production of crude
petroleum of Ass, 900 barrels daily
in November set an all-time month
" record. Current figures indicate
a substantial decline below this
level for both December and jan
uary. Total crude runs to stills also
set a new record of 4,216,0O0 bar
rels daily in November that will
probably be exceeded in both De
cember and January, Unless crude
production can be increased, the up
ward trend in runs will involve
either Withdrawals from crude
stocks or further gains in the
amount of foreign crude refined.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19
Cobb Cut Bcnk Well
346 Burrels: Another
Well Extends Field

CARMEN C0BBJTREsAL CONTRACT ii
sE SEN NEH 2s-s2sw
Spudded 11-1D-43: drilling 1850
e. l.. COBB-TREBAE. CONTRACT Q, NO.
sH,, sEA NV sTs1s s4,s s2sVs, vr,o,,
Main pay, lower Cut Bank, 3Io0-s11e
T. D., 1921. Swabbed 346 bbIs. first "a
hours. To shoot.
CON. CAs-FRARY.TRIBAL eos NO A
NV NV Sc 24-32-6W
Rig up.
A. Il. CRUAzLEYITRTBAL 9 NO. g.
c NV Sc SE 29-32-5W
Spudded 1914; drilling, $40.
G. s. FRARY-TRHBAL NO. s
Sc Sc NV 1s-32-6W
Rig up.
GLACIER OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES NO.
NV SEX SEX ss-ss5w
Spudded 12-15-43 lost hole at 1880, To
start new hole. New hole spudded 2-I3-
"A. Drilling, 356.
GLACIER PROD.-G. CORREGEAUx NO.
NE Sc NV 2e-33-5W
Spudded 2-944; drilling 6S8.
GLACIER PROD,C. McD0UGALL NO. 8
NV NE NV 31-34-5W
Spudded 2-5-44; drilling, 1855.
HAGERTY tGRACEl.TRIBAL CONTRACT
Sc sWM swN 24s2sw
Fishing, 3075.
G NV NE 32-32-5W
Rig up
HANNAH.PoRTER-A. MARCEAU NO.
G NV Sc NV 3-31-6W
JACK LEwIs-TRHBAL 1s NO.
Sc NE NE 26-32-6W
Spudded 1854; drilling, $50
PARDEE G. CAsTLES-TRIBAL 2f0 NO. 8
NV NV NE 13-32-5W
Spudded 1884; drilling, 1855.
A. q J. w. sHOW-TRIBAL NO.
NV NV Sc 32-3z-5W
Spudded 1854; drilling. 210O.
TEXACO-BONNETT NO.
SW NV 17-32-5W
Spudded 2-8-44; drilling, 526.
TExACO-FEE M 4se NO. g.
c NWA NEA S1-S2-5W.
Drilling, 1880.
TEXACO-McCAULY b NO. l.
c NV NV 30-33-5W
Rig up. lFIRST REPORT)
TEXACO.LINDQUIsT NO.
En- NE NV 20-32-5W
Spudded 2-1-44; drilling, 1870.
TExACO-MUELLER NO.
G Sc SW 2-35-6W
Spudded 2-1-44: drilling, 9o5.
TRIGOoD-sEC. STATE BANK NO. r.
Spudded iI-2O-43. COMPLETION, Pill
"A. T. D., 300. Main pay, lower Cut
Bank, 30S0-3090. Swabbed 20 bbls. first
"a hours. Shot 40 OTIS. Testing.
TRIGO0D-TRIBAL 9s9 NO. s.
NV NWA sen 3032-5W
COMPLETION, 2-9-44; 1000 feet of oil
in hole. T. D., 1911. Shot 100 quarts
Testing.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19
PAW Groups
Are Merged

Crude oil and petroleum product
supply and transportation. func-
tons within the Petroleum Admin
istration for War have been com
bined in single supply and trans
portation division and all distribu-
ton activities assigned to an ex-
panded distribution and marketing
division.
The realignment of functions
makes the supply and transporta-
ton division responsible for the
movement of all available stocks of
both crude oil and petroleum pro-
ducts from supply areas to refin-
cries and from refineries to distri-
button areas so as to assure the
most effective disposition of stocks.
Functions of the present market
ing division are expected to include
officially the responsibility for
distribution of available products
from supply terminals to distribu-
tors and consumers Many of these
functions have been performed by
the marketing division for some
time.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19
GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY

The boss discovered he had left
his pocket knife at home. He tried to
borrow one from his staff, but each
man said he either did not have a
knife or had failed to bring it to
the office with him. 1t was finally
Jimmy, the office boy, who supplied
the missing article.
: Admiringly the boss exclaimed,
How is it, Jimmy, that you alone
out of the entire staff seem to have
a pocket knife on your"
Dunno, Sir" was the matter-of-
fact reply, unless it's because my
wages are so low l can't afford
more'n one pair of pants"
He got raise.
He: You're nice girl"
She: Eyes, and I'm getting sick
and tired of It."
Knees are luxury If you don't
think so, just try to get hold of one.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19

A chiropractor is a man who gets
paid for what other guys get slapped
for.
She was only a fireman's daugh-
ter-and pop had to put out her
flames every night.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1944-02-19

PICKING HIS SPOTS

"I'm my own bouncer and I'm
hard" declared the tough bar
tender. you gotta be to stay in
this business. Look, this guy comes
in last night and / don't like his
looks, an I didn't like the way he
ordered his beer; so / lets him have
it with the old bungstarter Down
he goes, so | takes him by the col
lar and the seat of the pants an
throws him out into the street, the
big bum-an' then l throws his
crutches out after him"
The absent-minded professor
walked into the village barber shop,
sat down in the chair and requested
a haircut.
Certainly, sir" said the barber.
Would you mind taking off your
hat?"
The professor hurriedly complied.
I'm sorry" he apologized II didn't
know there were ladies present"