Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1944-03-24
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Robert Ripley's exploiter reports
that Ripley is the researcher on it
:. That Herr Goering's first name,
Herman, came from a Jewish doc
tor, Herman Eppstein, of Tyrol, Aus
tria Goering's father was Gov
ernor of German East Africa. A
widower, who couldn't take along his
infant son-so he boarded him with
DR.. Eppstein The physician
raised the boy-sent him through
school in Bavaria anu paid the tut
ton until he graduated as lieuten-
ant DR.. Eppstein passed on in
1885 No. 2 Nazi Goering at
tended the funeral When he
entered the synagogue, he paused
at the door and asked if he should
wear or remove his hat Ripley
adds: "1n case you didn't know, the
name Winchell in German means
divining rod, the instrument that de-
tectS the truth"
In the foyer of the Burberry Room
the other night Raymond Paige took
this snapshot A corporal MOTTO
ing colonel losing one of his eagles
-meekly offered to pin it back
Thanks" grumped the colonel,
the damb things catch on every
thing"
Gee, SIR" was the reply, Il wish
/ had your troubles!"
BigtOwn Murals: At about $3.50
the other Monday night during a
heavy rainstorm) a packed Amster-
dam Avenue trolley stopped at l28th
Street. The conductor got out-went
to bar and grill-ordered two sand
wiches and a beer-while the pas
sengers waited 20 minutes The
newsreel theater in the Grand Cen
trail Station. 1t features a clock to
the right of the screen The
clock is set two minutes fast-so
spectators won't miss trains
The clock at the nearby Commo-
dore Hotel bar is set three minutes
ahead. Indicating that you can get
away from newsreel sixty seconds
sooner than you can part from a
drink.
The defacing of St. Patrick's
Cathedral and other churches by
some crackpot reminds US of what
happened in Paris at the Place de
la Concorde when the Nazis marched
in Ten German army bands
held concert and 5000 Frenchmen
were forced to assemble
Through the microphone the assem-
blage was asked: "Who doesn't
speak German?" The whole crowd
raised their hands, and a picture
was taken Which showed up in
South America via the Goebbels
machine-with this cap
ton: French crowds acclaiming
German army in Paris with Nazi
Dismiss this incident
at these worshipping shrines as the
job of those desperately trying to
cause disunity and trouble.
The Wireless: 1.-THE Song of Ber-
so beautiful to read and
see, suffers from the slows on the
1t comes to the ears as
which it never is be-
tween covers and on the screen
The west coast comics "localed" you
dizzy with their jibes at CALIFORNIA;
weather. What you might
call house-organ comedy, strictly for
the family One coast announcer
got mouthful of esses, and it came
out: "Upton Close on the Moose"
. The guffaW of the month was
uttered by a Berlin radio expert
named Won Hammer, who Whim-
pered that "the Red Army is using
military tactics"
Fulton Lewis blast at certain con-
gressional under-the-belters was
ear-arresting . . John B. Kennedy
was also aroused into smuggling back
at them.
Quotation Workmanship: Ethel
Smith: She was the light of his life,
but it turned into an awful glare .
Ambrose Bierce: Woman would be
more charming if one could fall into
her arms without falling into her
hands . Eleanor Roosevelt: No
one can make you feel inferior with
out your consent Mme Deluzy:
A coquette is woman without a
heart, who makes fool of a man
who has no head D. r. Hen
derson: The v for Victory is only
half the w for Work Christopher
Morley: There is so much for me
to say, but your eyes keep interrupt
ing me B. Lytton: A stiff man,
'tarched with self-esteem Garry
Moore: He sweeps women off their
feet-a Beau Broomel.
S64 Question: The President, they
say, was asked (by a reporter) to
name the member of the United Ma
lions he considered the most impor-
tant ally. as it Great Britain, China
Or Russian"
"I'n ask you one," FDR said.
Which is the most important leg
On three-legged stool?"