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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
Nlutiny Reported
LIN .gutIand

NEW YORK, Aug. is QNS)--
A Danish press report in Stock
iYoirn sand that German troops in
Jutland mutinied last week Just
as a troop train was pulling out
Of the city.
Several Nazis were killed BY
machine guns.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19

PEARL HARBOR. Aug Is
(INS) - Another smashing air
raid against Chichi Jimss sea-
plane base in the Bonins was an
nounced today by Pacific feet
headquarters.
Other air raids against jan
bases from the northern Pacific
TO the central Pacific were dis
closed. Maug and Pagan islands
north Of conquered S8ipan, were
bombed Tuesday and in the far
kuriles. Psramushiru was hit by
Liberators Sunday
Ventures bombed plane run.
ways on Nauru. Jap phosphate
producing island west OF the Gil
berts, and marine Corsair fighters
hit Maleolap in the Marshalls
Tuesday
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
Then Off Toward ST Lo

As was talking to the officer friend Of Col Glrlin
came up and as luck would have it, he leaving for ST.
Immediately in his command car.
The first half of the trip rUas through familiar
country but soon Ue Were travelling along roads and
through little toUns Which, Just week ago, had been
held by the enemy.
Soon reached ST Loor what left of it, The
last time had been near there extremely unhealthy
neghbohood but now our trucks artillery and tanks
ming along the roads broad daylight and perfect safety
The famed luwafe does not stick nose out in the day
Confined IN
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
Expect Churchill Visit

LONDON. Aug. is (INS}.--Yhs-
Spanish radio announced today
that authoritative circles in Rome
believed the Pope soon would re-
ceive Prime Minister Churchill in
audience al the Vatican.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19

Plus XII was negotiating with the
belligerents TO save Paris from
destruction, as he was said to have
done for Rome.
Headquarters spokesman empha-
sized, however, that the complete
humiliation Of the German armies
in northern France was the pri-
mary objective of Gen. EiSenhow-
ers forces. rather than the cap
ture Of Paris.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
Bonnbers Sink
Jap Freiighter
Last Eneny-Held Isle
Blasted by Filters

GEN. NacARTHUR'S HQ
NEW GUINEA. Aug IS ms -
SINKING ~ a JAP TTC lghfer mi
Davao Harhor. Philippines. by
l.. s. bombcr> was announced to-
DAY by Gen. Macarthur in a com.
munioue which disclosed also that
Halmahera. the last major Jap
held island hetWccn Dutch New
Guinea and the Philippines was
again blasted
Pointing out that the japanese
could no longer RISK heavy Sh+p-
ping IN forward areas the COM
munioue disclosed the outlying
Jap garrisonS on Halmahora and
on islands in tho Ccram. Banda
and Arafura Seas were now forced
10 depend on small ships. sailing
vessels or luGgerS for supply.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
BY WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST. JUNIOR
Written Expressly for the Hearst Newspapers

LONDON. Aug. 1S-Only a very few COR
respondents covering the war for the American
press are assigned permanently to any of units
in France. The rest of us have specific story in
mind as reason for going over, submit an outline
OF II 70 The proper authorities and then just wait
until orders come through.
took my plans and specifications for another
tour of the Allied lines to officers of the IT, S.
Ninth Air Force Who agreed to sponsor my trip.
So the other morning rOent out early to nearby
airheld and lOas foLUn doUn to one of our troop
carrier command fields.
As originally up the Douglas planes Of the troop
command fitted TO pararooper and elders of
rbone troops and their equipment.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
Little Airborne Activity Since D-Day

Since DDay there has been little airborne activity and the
planes have been used mostly carry the channel
and to bring back wounded men.
The weather delayed until mdatenoon but even so ours
was the first plane to land in France that day.
The air force no longer uses those little strips at
the Waters edge that used for landing fields dur
the early days of the inUosion. These haze long
since ceased to be large enough to accommodate the
air traffic We landed at and larger field quite
WeH toWard the front.
contacted dispatch officer asked him could let
me have car to take the few miles down the head
quarters.
Headquarters up around Lo" said the dis
patch officer. I've won't have running up there for
couple of hours
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19
EUffWaffe Up
Only at Night

EDITORS NOTE William Randolph Hearst
Junior, today describes his tom Of the battlefront in
FrQHce
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19

is,
The battle of the Riviera beachhead where the
Allies advanced p miles inland approached within three
miles of Cannes and miles of the naval base at
ToulOn, taking 1000 prisoners and suffering but 800
casualties in Yesterdays fighting More troops landed.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-19

Continued on Page Six
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
Catholic Thought And Opinion
 By REV. JOSEPH E. DONNELLY

I prepared in pamphlet form and distributed throughout the CIO.
 He told the delegates that they would have to build in the world a brotherhood of free men. chil- dren of the same God. redeemed by the same Christ" He said that they would have to struggle against groups in our midst who are "un- aware of the fact that an era has died"
 Blinded by fear of changes they cannot understand or control, they cling tenaciously to their privileges and desperately defend their special interests They would have us be- security is incompatible with the American way of life. They would have us believe that labor should be a very silent partner, and should never under any circumstances mix in politics. They distrust the com mon people. Distrusting the people, they seek to restrict democracy; re- I,stricting democracy, they emascu- late it; and if they are allowed to continue, they will destroy it com pletely.'
 SOME ENTERTAINERS"
 The chiticism by the Catholic press of Bob Hope and other who are accused of serving off-color and double meaning jokes in the Army camps brought the usual ruction from the muddle-headed defenders of license as liberty. But the Army agrees that the soldiers don't want dirt and they give the reasons in a booklet which is distributed to those going to entertain the serv- icemen and which is entitled "The Guide to the Foxhole Circuit"
 Don't use gags that show dis elimination against race, creed and color. Leave those things to Hitler. The soldiers and sailors you enter tain are not sissis-but they do not want off-color material or double etendre jokes or business. Call it sentiment if you wish, but to the doughboy the American actress represents his sister or best girl, and a Minsky routine does not make him nostalgia. Use good taste. | l AIC 4AAoAC CkAtC4 IdAAC1 WA4O CA4CS " drag 8 laugh with a dirty joke is on the wrong track. He'll get wheezes, but they aren't worth the cost"
 TAIL-PIECE
 The father of the family was expecting a Bishop to lunch the other day. Naturally there was considerable hustle in the household and preparations were not quite complete when the Bishop drove up in front of the house a little before his time. Looking through the window and seeing him the man exclaimed: Cad, h's arriving" His three-year-old daughter rushed up to the window to see, shouting: ''Is it God? though it was the Bishop"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
|FLORIO POST
 TO HOLD PARTY
Children of Veterans, Servicemen to Be Enter- tained at Annual Event

Florio Post No. 4, Italian -Ameri- can World War Veterans of the U. s. and its Auxiliary are planning for the annual Christmas party which will be held at the Florio Post Hall on Sunday afternoon of December 17th at 4:30 D. m. The event is usually held for the enter tainment of children at which presents will be distributed. Many of the members of the post and the auxiliary also attend.
 The arrangement committee is headed by Senior vice. Commander Joseph Mecca as chairman and in- cluded Past Commander John Fab blanc, secretary; Past Commander Daniel Summa, refreshments; Jun- for vice. Commander Harry Mazzeo, entertainment; also Commander Michael Di Primio, Past Commander Michael Giordano; Officer of the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
TAFT BETA CLUB
 CHAMPS IN DRILL

Watertown, Dec. II - The Beta Club of the Taft School was the winner of the third annual Inter club Military Drill and Calistenics Competition held yesterday after noon. Thomas Murphy of Glaston- bury, acted as company commander.
 The platoon commanders were: Harold Tearse of Minneapolis; Alex ander King of Atlanta, Ga.; and Thomas Mcdonald, son of MT. and Mrs. Thomas Mcdonald of Vest wood avenue, Waterbury.
 Judges for the occasion were: Ma jor Cyril Dunphy, A. U. S., of Wa terbury, who is at home on leave from the Pacific area; MT. John McCleary, Leroy G. Woodward Post American Legion, Watertown; Dr. James s. Martin, U. s. Spanish War Veteran; and Private Sherman Billings Cawley, O. s. s. Det. A. U. s.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

Soothed and the tension in the entire ward eases oil. As bead after bead passes , through their suffering fingers, life becomes little easier and the pain becomes more bearable.
 ~ AS watched them praying calmly" she continued, stopped in my work and prayed with them, < that some day these men with their prayerful ways, or their sons, might live again in g world of peace where each rosary bead that is told will be told in thanksgiving, in- stead of in pleading
 ARCHBISHOP TO THE AFL .." In New Orleans Archbishop Rum- mel reminded the delegates to the convention of the American Fedora " tion of Labor that, as in war all resources were pooled for victory, so after the war there must be @. complete collaboration for the build ing of just social order. go. ''Basically, Freedom from Want means the right of human beings to band themselves together as SAAPAOyC1o dA1Q EALlHAOyCQ HI q Q111LCQ effort to procur rights and advan- tages which might be unattainable through individual effort. Under lying these principles are the dig nifty, the value and the importance of the individual being, regardless of race, creed, color or sex. There must be varying degrees of quality, education, culture and skill, but all without exception are Gods crea- lures endowed with the same na- !, ture destined for the same eternal end.
 Grave would be the error'' in . dying for freedom and subscribe to the theory of discrimination against any class or group of hu- man beings.
 "The toleration of such a dis elimination would create an ele- -ment of weakness within anw na- tion and would certainly initiate toward the illustration of the very ideals for which the present global war is being waged.
 BISHOP TO THE CIO
 Bishop Shiel was the first speaker at the CIO convention in Chicago and so stirring was his plea for a new social order that the dele gates rose at the end in spontan- eous, applause, and later they voted unanimously to have the speech
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
WORLD WAR II A YEAR AGO
RY UNIFIED PRESS


 Soviet troops take the offensive in the Kiev area; recapture sev- eral points around Malin; farther to the south, other Soviet units capture DolinO- -Kamenkal, bring ing them to within II miles of KirOv0grad.
 In Italy, the British Sth Army widens it's bridgehead across the Moro river near San Leonardo.
 In Moscow, CzechOslovakia and the Soviet Union sign 8 treaty of friendship and mutual assistance.
 French Committee of National Liberation agrees to grant citizen ship to qualified MOslems in AL geria.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

hospital in Nor mandy and here is part of the story she gave to a reporter of The Universe of Lon don:
 .As I W alke d through the ward I noticed e d the c a tn ollie pa tie nts praying their ros arie s, gifts of an Army . Chaplain, as they lay in their beds of pain. As they tell the beads one by one, they are
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
THEFT OF .$5 STAMP
 COSTS MAN, %, $50

William A. Menturweck, 29, of Waterbury. who pleaded guilty to stealing $ auto use ta stamp from Scovill Mfg. Go. truck, was fined $50 by Judge J. Joseph Smith in U. s. District court at Hartford yesterday.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

McDoWaIl recent received cEE4 tificate of merit from the pfeaidsnA of the Massachusetts Society foE the Prevention Of Cruelty t0 An imals. The youthful film star ot many pictures dealing with animal life received the citation flor hi3 outstanding reputation in tho1s motion pictures which have cres ated a deeper and finer apprecia~ tion of animal life"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

Day Nick Mancini; Chaplin Albert Tacinelli; QuartermaSter Eustacchio Schiappa.
 Auxiliary members serving on this committee include Past President Mrs. Edith Giordano as co-chair- man, assisted by its president, Mrs.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

Josephine Di Primo and Miss Jean Cipriano. Mrs. Mary sestilli, Mrs. Molly Serafno, Mrs. Jennie La For- ta, Miss Marie Porto, Mrs. Carrie Mancini, Miss Eva Raimo and Mrs. Angeline Viega.
 Movies will be shown by Don Par- ziale, a veteran of the present war who Is also . member of the post.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
THE SOLDIERS BEADS

HE bULDIEbS' BEADB
 ~ ~ It seems to come more touch-
 ingly from one who is not 8 Catholic and perhaps that is why the, report of the American nurse, Eleanor Farr, has been so widely
 quoted. She is stationed at a base
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
TIGHTLY 9a! |3:l:II

Originally Now BLACK DYED CROSS PERSIAN sWAceER
 Choice peltries, fine, tight curl $lss $S7 BLACK pTED CROSS PERsIAN LAMB PRINCESS BeoutifulIy styled of choice peltries SPAS $1zO NATURAL GREY PERSIAN LAMB SWAGoER Magnificent tone, custom styling $44S @&~S BLACK DYED PERSIAN LAMB sWAUGGR - .~~n Deep. yoIl.bock tuxedo, laVish sleeVes $4SS $S1D BLACK DYED PERSIAN LAMB PRINCESS - .~~- Enky block, tishtiy earied pelts $s6s $SSS BLACK DYED PERSIAN LAMe SWAGGgM - ~.ne Full Rarins, free-srOinsing back $7s5 @@SS NATURAL cREY PERSIAN LAMB .~. Soft becoming eol0vs 6nl0rt styEing $96s $Ox9 BROWN DYED PERSIAN LAME
 Rich, deep shade, sOOnderfGl "'Gnipa- ...~ i0tion >sSs %@~S
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
FINE MINK |s!ElISY; RARE BEAUTY

nIeMDeD MIM1 UxeDo-stNAeeeA Supevbly styled MetO, rieh detaigs,
 Eovish sleevee $i36S $1DSl TIPPED MsNk TUxGno-StHAeoeR zs BeGatifally vorssd qaality psles $i4es $9S4I TIPPED MlMk TUxgDo-sWAeegR Opulene eoae of anasnal beaaev
 sUids, deep 0leeves &t6eS &34ASl NATURAL @lMk TUxGO0-etNAeegR Rieh silken akins dseinetiUe seyging $zAeS $46S0l NATURAL MINR TuxEDo-svsAeeER Coee Of rare 6eaSAy MsGsnneeene
 deCp-Raring b0ck $z6ss $178Ss NATURAL MINk TUXEDO sVeAoeGN The dvean of ell auOnen tkfs cen
 of RHe0e elegance $s300 32ATS
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
3377 SLEEK 5sS! GOALS

HUDSON SEAL DYED MUsKRAT sWAecER ~, Fine pelts, look just like seal $A5 $AS= HUDSON SEAL OYeD MuSkRAD SWAGGEH ~AI Sturdy coat of lasting sUarmth--.Js0T $AeS %<~' HL AcH DYED ALASKA SEAL SWAGGER - ~~As A hiehIiRht fashion in fine skins $sIS $SS' BLACK DYED ALASKA SEAL sWAcGER
 Superior quality skins. deep RaTi"s eA,, sAEASsi DYED ALASKA SEAL sWAccER
 C;[ouvinR rich shade luxuTious ekins $695 $AS' SAFARl DYED ALASKA SEAL SWAccER ~-~ DistfnctiVe coat of unusual beauty $67S $SS MATAFA DYED ALASKA SEAL SWAcGER
 Rare find" tn choice skins, superb .~ MAYFAIR Svgp ALASKA SEAL sWAeeER
 Truly magnificent coat magnificent
 quality >'oss %60
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

s. F. c. A. HONORs AFcDOWALL
 Boston CUP)-Film star Roddy
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
OaststGssdig MOney-SGUiNg EUeNt!
. Brilliant Array of Fashion FaUor
} Superb TMxeGlOs. SeUaggers, Fitted N
. Sizes fOa. EUes'yOase
EyIslH S3!I.l; s!aatls:l;k5s

Originally Nov NATURAL STRIPED s9UHk Richly fsryed, perfect fer spoSesDem $73s $34A DYED SKUNK eREATcoAT Sturdy eooe, built fer afl.rOunA hard GueoR $2S5 $38& NATURAL TIPPED SKUNK eReATcoAT DGsh;ng style. maenieeent pslts $9ss $2S0i STONE mART4M DYED skUMK eREATcoAT Beoatifslly wOrked pelss. siiken. lus. eSoas $4T5 $SAAI
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
VARIOUS SPORTS Ii!l'

nRoWM DYED ANTELOPE sWAeeEN l Smooeh, lssk Superbly styl6A $z6s $43N' BLACK OVID MoNkev THREE -euAR59Rs COAT Sophisticated. stunning oatslendiRg
 valuc $s4S $40S NATURAL LYNX eRgATcoAF Flatterine, becoming dashias styte $s6s $SSSi sEEAREp SHAVER TUxEDo-SWAccER
 Wonderful 6lae.infe.siiVes laxurioas
 far $s6S $SS1 NATURAL WsMTE FOX eREATcoAT Fabalous exotie oatstandiRg, 0alue$ll6S $O3S
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

BUY wAR BoNDs AND sTAAna
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12
HEAVILY HURRIED WOLF GOALS

POLO WOLF TllREE-QUARTERs COST ~o Smorf. casunl Over sGifs, sporte thines $Z6S %4@S IATlNUM GREY DYED WoIf cREATcOAT NeO, high.fashion color OsFy be. nL Lvg g EoS DYED WOLF eREATcoAT Jounty. sporty rich shade of Nue-eTay $3ss $zS% STONE MkRTEN DYED WOLF Incredibly rich-looking. highly A0fter-
 ing S"S
 Intermediate MartdOWnS Taken
 All Prices Subject t0 z0% Tax All sizes. but not eUery size in eUery fGTg
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

Trade ;n Your Old Fur CoaE. We Will GiUe You q Liberal Allesganee oa Itg
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-12-12

aI%IS FOX COATS
 Originally New sILvEReD DYED FOX eREArooAT Deep-p pelted beauty sUith silUeTy cast $i6s $SZ SEVERED DYED GREY FOX s4 LENGTH LuxuviOusly soft CDith rich, full pelts $i79 $S7 BLUE DYED NORWEGIAN FOX eREATcoAr CEoriously AatteTiTg color $29s $4o% NATURAL RED FOX s4 LENGTH a~ Radiant cOlov, &eep, full pelfs H7s $4UO NATURAL BLUE FOX 9z LENGTH Magnificent blue shading Co silVer $4b5 $zSA NATURAL SILVER FOX eREATc0AT Opulent coat of heoVily frosted siEUeVs $ess %@SV
The Omaha guide., 1944-09-09

Left to rights Canada Lee, HadG
Sims, Alice ChiIdress and AIgin
NEGRO PLAYERS SPLENDID
IN ANNA LUCASTA", A FIRST
RITE DRAMA
By John ChdPmdn-DdHy Ne7cs
TOO often, a play which looks good
in semi-pro or neighborhood surround
ings-say the Blackfriars or the Pro-
vincetown-looks bad in a Broadway
theatre. No so with Anna Lucasta"
which, after an early summer tryout
in Harlem, lame last week to the
Mansfield. Anna Lucasta" is a
first rate drama, acted BY a company
OF Negro players who are a joy to
watch.
| did not see the Harlem version,
but hsve been told that some changes,
like the elimination Of a prologue,
have been made. 1t is not vet per
rcev~rpmrr
Lee Council, white. who shot Snicelv
will he heard during the second week
in September.
The Omaha guide., 1944-09-09

had the first nighters cheering. The
Mansfield's sturdy walls may need
bracing in the future. after vibrating
to barrages Of the most enthusiastic
applause heard in a playhouse in many
a month. And the box office reports
a gratifying advance sale News Of
success spreads rapidly on Broadway.
The cast includes, Katie. Theodore
Smith; Stella, Rosetta LeNoire The
resa, Georgia Burke; Stanley, John
Proctor; Frank, Frederick O'Neal;
Joe, George Randol; Eddie, Hubert
Henry; Noah, Alvin Childress Blan-
che, Alice Childress; Officer, Emory
Richardson; Anna, Hilda Simms;
Danny, Canada Lee; Lester, John
Tate Rudolf, Earle Hyman.
The Omaha guide., 1944-09-09
FEPC-UAW CHA Sign
Working Agreement
To SPEED ELIMINATION OF
UNAMERICAN DISCRIMIN-

~. SPEED ELIMINATION or
UNAMERICAN DISCRIMIN-
ATTON.
The Presidents Committee on Fair
Employment Practice and the War
Policy Division of the United Auto
mobilt. Aircraft and Agricultural I'm
plement Workers Of America (CIO)
have signed a working agreement
aimed at promoting union cooperation
in the settlement Of bona fide com
plants of discrimination involving
any UAW-CIO officer or a plant in
which the union has a local, Malcolm
Ross, FEPC chairman, and R. ].
Thomas. UAW-CIO president, an
nounccd. The agreement, which is
the first negotiated between FEPC
and any union, is expected Mr.. Ross
and Mr.. Thomas said, to be of great
benefit to both parties, ''by speeding
the elimination of un-American dis
elimination which is undeniably harm
full to the war effort and to the labor
movement"
The agreement provides that the
War Policy Division of the union CO.
The Omaha guide., 1944-09-09

operate with FEP's regional offices
in Investigations, issue written instruc
tions TO all UAW-CIO personnel that
may be necessary for the strict OBJ
servance Of the agreement, and con-
fer whenever necessary with FEPC
representatives in an effort to adjust
satisfactorily, "in accordance with
FEPC and UAW-CIO policy, all
cases that are brought to the division
attention.
The committee, under the agree
ment, will report all cases involving
any UAW-CIO local or officer or
plant where a UAW-CIO local ex-
lists, to the War Policy Division, to-
gether with a request for ANY de-
sired investigatory action by JAW
CIO thereon"
Describing the pact as "a great
step forward in the American trade
union movement which shows an ev-
er growing realization that preserv-
alton Of the right to work for all
men regardless of race, creed, color
or rational origin is the keystone to
its future healthy existence" Mr..
Ross said that the committee is will
ing to sit down at any time and dis
cuss similar cooperative understand
ings with any other organizations
concerned in THE vital problem with
which FEPC deals"
Mr.. Thomas, expressing similar
confidence in the mutual benefits that
will Be derived from the agreement,
declared that the UAW-CIO's policy
was Ill complete accord with the non
discrimination policy established BY
President Roosevelt's Executive Or
der 9346 setting up FEPC. He fur
Their said that the War Policy Divis-
ion oi which he is the director and
Victor G. Reuther is the assistant di-
rector, will cary out faithfully its
share Of the responsibility for the sue
cessful working of this agreement as
part Of the democratic philosophy on
which the UAW-CIO is founded and
for which we are all now fighting
and winning"
The Omaha guide., 1944-09-09
Facts in Rhyme

By Myrtle N. GoodIo10
l left the doctors Office in a dark
mood;
Because he had forbidden my Ia
vorite food.
| recall as | hurried down the hall
That | muttered he just amt no
good.
Messing win my potatoes, gravy
and meat.
And ali the sweets | love to eat,
For a few days / followed the diet
And then said I'll eat the foods |
like
And knocked myself outright,
And when the pains became a fright
/ said. the doctor must be right.
And again went on my diet.
If you think it is easy to follow a
diet
Dear reader you just try It'll
Go on a liquid diet all week.
And on Sunday eat plenty OF meat,
And feel like you swallowed Pixies
Peak
If we could read the doctors mind
His thoughts are often ike the fol
lowing lines
The doctor said you're five foot
one
And almost weigh a toni
Something surely must be done
For your health's sake you must
lose weight
I'm sure the shape you're in is like
old broken down over-stufefd furn-
iture-
A bulge here and a bigger one
there,
That badly needs repair.
And madam if you please,
Even a horse never pants or breath
es like you unless it has a case Of
heaves.
The doctor said inhale and exhale
Poke out your chest him. hml you
are No Mae West!
Your figure is a perfect mess.
Exactly like the letter S.
| trust the gals aren't envious-
OF my figure SO unlike the lovely
Venus.
That really made the doctor stare.
He'd never seen the like before
-Anywherel
AT the end of the month,
| went to see the doctor again
And all he could do was grunr.
Instead of looking like a grey
hound,
had gained many a pound.
Said he as he took his fee
1t is very we'll understood,
Folks like you make our practice
goodl
Keep doing the gorging and stuff
ing act
And continue to grow fat.
And someday a bouquet will be
across your breast!
And you will be at rest
Because you liked rich foods the
best.
P.S.-Call WE. 1742-
And invite me to a meal or two,
It will be a very safe bet,
You know | can't accept,
But you better not try it
For | might be off my diet,
And be feeling just right
To eat all food in sightl
The Omaha guide., 1944-09-09

four day meet last Friday. The or
~ganization, which was organized in
1888, has for its aims to raise the
standard Of the profession. 1t also
seeks to maintain a program Of ace
consciousness and economic cooper
alton.