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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
FIJI Sits
Air Crash

Army intelligence and FBI men
today were investigating a B-24
Liberator crash near Almont that
killed four men Saturday on
test flight from Willow Run
Witnesses said the bomber ex-
ploded in midair, spreading debris
over a half-mile. The entire crew
was killed. Investigators yester-
day travelled the route taken by
the plane, seeking TO determine
whether engine trouble caused the
crash.
The victims were Capt Thomas
w. Vaughan. 81 OF Elyria, o..
veteran of the African campaign
and assistant resident representa-
tive of the AAF materiel com
mand; lst 1t. John X. Howmiller,
Is. of Lansing, H.. test pilot;
and two flight engineers. c. r.
Wonack, 35, of Dearborn. and
Harvey D. Jenkins, 70. of Ann
ArbOr.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Fall From BuQQy
Injuries Girl, "A

Joan Wilshier u Of 3277 Holcn
IS in Receiving Hospital severely
injured when she fell out Of a
buggy on Belle Isle yesterday
afternoon.
Police are looking for the boy
who pedaIed his bike up behind
the buggy, which was rented by
Joan and three companions. and
ripped off the back seat, throwing
the girl 10 the ground
With Joan were Bernice Elbode.
II, of 1740 Bellevue, Mildred John
son. II, of 1923 Beaufait and
Marie MaShour. Is. Of 1919 Helen.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
TaneIes With Law
in UntaneIine Pals
Clothing Problem

a Saturday night drinking bout
with girl named Annabelle, a
date with a fellow named Ralph
and allegedly an effort TO get
Ralph and Annabellc fixed up
with some new clothes without
paying for them coupled with in
ability 10 recognize detective
turned INTO a bad deal for Eugene
L8Ruc
LaRgc 70 Who lives At the
AAA Hotel ll438 F. jefferson. Is
IN The Crosse polnte jail Ralph
Slater 80. Of 32S Beni,eau. was
released yesterday IN custody Of
h, brother, Raymond Slater pro-
pr.etor Of The LakeShore Motor
sales Co. 1858 + Jefferson
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Band Tonight
At Belle Isle

With Miss Jean Richards. So
prano making her second appear
ance as soloist the Detroit
Federation Of Musicians Band,
sponsored by the department of
parks and recreation. Will present
the following r4Fe4zz 5f n r 8 IS
tonight in The Belle Isle she'll:
March keEelstilr Cham hers
Overt Ire Ra U rt Thomas
An1a0te Car'atIr from no
Fifth SswThHrF Tschaikowsky
Ia RrlEstte Harp SOLO With
BarfF Bennett
Mss Bttrv Gsrfrer Harp Solo
Fi7sio. Nc9 78ortt symphony Dvorsk
Polish Dance = Scharwerka
The Song IS fs4 Kern
a. SOLO By Jean Richards
Py ne Blue Hawaiian Waters Ketelbey
Jr.yersits Grand Msrea Goldman
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Steel Workers Back
After 4-Day Strike

After a four day strike $50
workers at the r. c Mahon Co.
plant, $3.50 Mt. Elliott, returned
10 work today with the promise
maj thor seniority dispute VIII
be placed before the L. 5, con-
citation service, II was announced
by p. a Downing. United Steel
WOrkcrS-CIO field representative.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Officer Kills PrOWIeE.
Trapped by Pet Chow

Edgar B. Robinson, 80, of 2151
ST. Joseph is dead today and
Blackie, Police Sgt. John Muel-
ler's pet chow, is on extra rations
as reward for his watehfHlHess-
Mueller, who lives at 1901
Superior, was awakened at 4 30
a. m. yesterday by Blackie's
barks. The sergeant took his
service revolver and went down
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
YOUTHS LEG BROKEN

Albert Rhodes. Il. OF 3679 Elba
IS IN Receiving with a fractured
leg and his three companions are
less seriously hurt as the result
OF an accident on Belle Isle yes
terday
Rhodes and Mamie Jones. II.
of 943 Osborne. were riding in a
car driven by Richard LlttleJohn,
II, Of 1868 W Garfield.
When wheel struck rock.
the car sWerved and crashed into
tree
Rhodes was pinned in the
Wreckage The others we're cut
and bruised. Littlejohn vas given
a ticket for reckless driving.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
OFFERED FUR COAT

Then ~ asked Mrs. Selrldge
who was with her husband
whether she would like a fur coat
Mr. SelyidCe wouldn't. so La
Rue piled INTO the car, and told
~o.yIdGc 10 get go.n " ScIyGGc
Gl He took LaRue and the mer-
chind.se 10 the police station
Then Soiyldge went back and
--tHE--teA- sla4ar-,R- tAe-Stare,- "a
repeatedly said ne was lust
waiting for a fellow LaRue In-
>'> that man named Ralph
called him up and ordered he
clothes
LaRuo who operates The AR
" udow Cleaning Co. ISL Norre
Dame. and docs the window clean.
0g for the Best firm. is one of
--'trn men who possesses a key to
me store.
LaRuc was held for further in
VcSlgation
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
IN HIGH POSITION

The officer is It Col James
D Taylor who left Detroit as a
lieutenant with an infantry com
pany and is now assistant 10 the
assistant chief of staff Gil.
USAFFE.
Translated, this means Col Tay-
Tor IS executive officer Of the staff
in charge Of personnel of the L.
). Army Forces in the Far East.
And although capital letters are
used in the titlc-aS with New
Deal bureaus II is pronounced
as one word sounding something
like "USoffey - with short 20.
But. that's only the beginning.
Here are some Of the other alb
brcviations used
FEAT Far Eastern Air
Forces PROVISIONAL made up
Of the Fifth and Thirteenth Air
Forces
USASOS United States
Army Services Of Supply.
SOPAC- South Pacific
SW PA Southwest Pacific
Area.
CENTPAC - Central Pacific
Area
USAFIA- United States Army
Forces in Australia
INTERSEC intermediate
Section Of the Services of
Supply.
ADVON-Advance echelon Of
the FEAT
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Gui-
nea Administrative Unit.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
GrOcers To Help
Price Ceiling Drive

WASHINGTON, Aug. q QNs)
The OPA and leading food trade
associations announced Jointly
that new cuStomer-grocer edu-
cational campaign would be con-
Quoted soon on price ceilinE@
II calls for, improved posting OF
prices, grocer sponsored advertise
ing, store displays and greater
checking of prices by consumers.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Hunt F|eiisher
|nKi||inqQuiz
Ask Other Cities
To Aid in Checkup

Harry FlcIsher. onc-tirnc Purple
Gang leader is sought by police
today in the shaving Of Eddie
SarkeSian, cN-boNcr and hoodlum
who was shot an the wheel of
his car Wednesday night a. Cadh-
lac and CharlcVoiX
SIX persons already have been
arrested for questioning huLthtoe
OF them have been released on IN
term bonds. All SlN viii appear
m orrOw AT II a. m. before
Recorders Judge Gordon 10 be
eItheT ChaTVed or TnIl aEn1
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Worker EIectrocuted

David c. Stapleton, 81 Of $40
A.ger was electrocuted early to-
day while working on an electric
grinder at-the Midland Steel
Products Co. $3.50 Nj. Elliott
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21

stairs. He could just see
prowler (Robinson) backed in a
corner by the dog.
When Mueller asked Robinson
what he was doing there. Robin
son shouted that it was none Of
his business and dived for Mueller.
Mueller shot Robinson twice in
the abdomen. The prowler died
at Gas a. m. in Receiving Hos
pital.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
DETECTIVE STOPS

Frank SclV1gc. head Of a de-
rccrte agency Al 1876 r Seven
Milo road. said LaRue perfect
stranger sided up 90 ms car yes
terday morning At kcrcheval and
taCIouN
Se.vidge bInked when LaRue
told hum 10 turn around and park
n from, OF the Best g. Co store.
But always wiling 10 obhgc. Sci.
EITI0 nd - he was told
LaRGc then went INTO the store.
which was supposed 20 bee closed
and came ont with an aruload ~
clothes SolvfCe SAID he went
back IN voluntarily to get sun,
tor ScIydCc and then made an
o'hcr TIP 70 get suit for Anna
belle
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
DetrOiter Solves
Pacific War Lingo

Pidgin English, Australian col
loquialiSms and garblcd native ex-
presSions have all become part of
the vocabulary Of our troops in
the southwest Pacific, but none
OF the lingo they're bringing
home with them IS so strange as
that often found on the official
orders and reports Of Gen Mac
Arthur'S forces.
a listing of the authorizations Of
units and area--tff- q hat region
reads like roll call Of New
Deal bureaus and commissions.
a Detroit officer who Is now
on the staff Of Cen Macarthur
furnished a Times writer with a
list during his current 30-day
leave. his first since shipping out
IF ea+Tt0rrTd- wTr1T I'D DIVISION
troops
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
SERVICE REWARDED

NJ Sgt. Stephen j. Szewzyk. "a.
son of Mr.. and Mrs. joseph
SzeWczyk, 1885 Yemans. was cited
for outstanding performance Of
duty IN maintaining the Flying
Fortress Tornado.
An instrument specialist and
crew chief, Szewczyk was cited
with three ground crew members
who kept the Tornado in such
perfect working order that it
completed AZ consecutive heavy
bombing assaults on vital NaZi
targets without having 10 return
because of mechanical difficulty
or failure.
Stationed at an Eighth Air
Force bomber station in England,
Szewczyk entered the service in
May, 1912.
A fifth Hamtramck man. Pvt.
Walter +. Roguski, is now entitled
TO wear three gold overseas
stripes after completing IS months
overseas
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
UNOFFICIAL TERMS

Although these are Official des-
ignatlons in actual use on the
reams Of paper passing through
one Of the army's busiest general
headquarters. the boys also have
picked up a number Of unofficial
ternS-most Of which need cen
soring to be put on paper.
A feather merchant" in case
YOU didn't knows civilian
visitor from the States who takes
up a lot Of time, gums up the
works, and accompliSheS practic-
ally nothing except TO drive the
staff "Troppo' tdlSjointed. off the
beam).
In addition TO bringing home
vivid accounts Of the geography
customs and social modes Of the
Southwest Pacific, Col Taylor. as
one Of the officers close TO head
quarters topside. also has some
definite ideas on how long it'll
take us to lick the JAMS
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
ONCE LINDBERGH SUSPECT

In 1892 he WIS widely sought
A a suspect IN the Lndborgh
kidnapping
He was a suspect IN the Colllug-
wood avenue massacre of three
members Of the Little Navy
gang but was cleared OF completely
in those executions.
HIS crime career was brought
70 a temporary end In 1886 when
he was sentenced by Federal
Judge Lcdcrie 20 eight years IN
LeavenWorth PcnlicutIarv and the
same year he vas Transferred
70 AIcaiial, whore be- served
until 1870.
Detective Lawrence Shecay re-
Vealod also over t6r Wr,.-,nd that
police nt other ctm, had been
asked 70 check u.. of known
eangSterS and rhcr ac'nI'.c. last
week IN case ou-oi-toWH killers
were imported 10 DO me iob
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
DOESN'T TALK MUCH

Beyond admitting he's opti-
mistic, however he can't talk
about such things. Doesn't want
to talk much anyway. Just wants
to loaf awhile out at 1915 Muir
ray Hill. where he and his wife
Mary, live when he's not soldier
ing
II can tell you about the
Australian weather, though"
he says. ITS about like De-
troit during the recent heat
wave. Only wetter."
He was asked what kind Of
drink Jungle juice" is
That depen y" he said.
Sometimes good, sometimes
bad. Maybe that's because it's
made out of anything which can
ferment or be distilled"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
OFT on BONDS

Free on $4,000 bond. two sure
ties, are Morris Raider. eX-Purple
gangster; Sam RoScnhcld. owner
OF a Hamtramck bowling alley
where SarkeSian worke d as a
bouncer, and Nello Mantlni. an
employe Of RoScnfcld's
Still held are Mike Rubino. al
legged bookie; Sam Fine. a friend
OF Rubino'S, and julius PHcopo, a
bowling alley employe
tlelShers battle with the law
dates back more than - years.
He was one Of the old Sugar
House Gang which manufactured
alcohol for bootleg hquor during
prohibition days
In 1890 be- was accused Of
completely m the Kidnapping of
Max Price New Haven Conn.
real estate broker
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
GETS AIR MEDAL

An Air Medal for participating
IN IA missions Of the 18th AAF
in Italy went 10 S/Sgt. Edward
j. Masar p. son of Mrs. Mary
MaSar. 2436 Zlnow.
Gunner on a B-24 Liberator,
MaSar says two OF the toughest
targets to hit are in Austria. One
IS the aircraft factories al Weiner-
NeuStadt, which he says is akin
TO Detroit, and the other, the
oil rcfinerieS outside Vienna.
A ball turret gunner, Sgt Wall
Ter 5. Gargala, q, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Gargala, 950l Gala
CHER won an Oak Leaf Cluster
10 the Air Medal for y combat
missions. He is stationed with an
Eighth AAF group in England.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
Auto Crashes
Kill |, Hurt Il

An army officer is dead today
and II persons are injured eight
seriously as result of thee auto
mobile accidents yesterday.
Capt. TellaS D Lee, A. assist
ant post engineer al RomuluS AR
Base. was killed and his wife,
Alice, 33, was seriously hurt when
their car collidcd with another
yesterday near Van Born and
NcruUy roads.
Lee and his wife were in A
car driven by Joseph A Schomrch,
f3, Of 5O35 5. kcnsInC'on Schon-
Itch and his wife, Mildred 81,
were also seriously injured
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
.SWERNED-ER0MIHNK

John ". Koon, 43, of 37l2
Terney. Dearborn, driver of the
other car told police that an
auto in front Of HIM suddenly
slowed down and 10 avoid crash
he swerved into the opposite line
Of traffic colllding head-on with
the Schonitch car.
In the car with KOon were
Marvin Fink, 38. Of l2209 Otesco
and Henry Davenport, As. Of 1927
Wyoming, Dearborn The three
men, all employees Of the Willow
Run bomber plant, were seriously
injured
Lee was dead on Ambulance
10 EloIsc Hospital koon Is held
as a police prisoner IN the hos
ptal
Ray McGruddy. S. son of Mr.
and Mrs John llcGruddy Of 3O42
Gladstone, is IN a critical condI-
ton Al Providence Hospital Police
said the child ran IN front OF
car driven by Miss Bessie Men
Cyan OF 96l7 Martindale at Glad
stone and LaWtOn.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-21
A Hdnntrdnn(k
Men Honored

Medals have bccn warded
three Hamtramck men for out
standing service in the armed
forces and a fourth has been
cited. dispatches from overseas
disclosed today.
Second 1t Eugene F. Hess. %,
son Of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hess
Jr, l2045 Gallagher. received the
Distinguished Flying Cross for
extraordinary achievement in
bombing attacks. Holder of the
Air Medal and four Oak Leaf
Clusters. Hess is co-pilot of the
Flying Fortress Cultured -Nl.l.-
-ttrrr7- taScd in England.
He has participated in the in
vasion Of northern France and
IN bombing Berlin, Zwickau,
Brunswick. Leipzig and Hanover.
He left Wayne University to join
the AAF and was commissioned
in October 1919
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
DAMON RUNYON

commissioners which handled
wagers on all kinds Of PROPOSE
tons. mainly sporting, pre-
sumably on a commission basis.
That IS 10 say. II took a GER
tain percentage for handling the
bets.
Well. the story goes that Mir.
Fox's two partners persuaded
him Willkie was as big cineh
as | say Dewey is. and in fact
practically gave him 10 under
stand the thing vas fixed,
though | wouldn't go that far
with my Dewey argument, dear
reader They prevailed upon
Mr. Fox 10 put Up all his moo
10 cover the Roosevelt money
they said was coming into the
office from clients.
Naturally when the votes
were counted Mr. Fox was a
DSF dead sinking fish, finan-
cially. a situation he accepted
with gambling aplomb until he
finally learned his partners were
the ones who bet on Roosevelt.
Then Mr.. Fox began 10 brood.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03

Yes, because he is already
a pretty good actor in express
ing his own thoughts and emo
tons. Every one is a grand actor
when he is hopping mad or
scared stiff. He thinks it is
just as easy to portray these
thoughts and emotions when he
is not mad or scared. The actor
makes this look easy-that is
what makes it art.
2-He spends his life trying
to secure applause-the appro-
val of his fellows-without do
ing the fine, intelligent, heroic
things of everyday life which
others do, and by which they
earn praise. He is obsessed with
the passion TO be important like
others, but cannot bring himself
TO that steady and continuous
effort and achievement which
are the only things that make
us esteem other human beings.
He, therefore, INDUCES in all
sorts Of trickery.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
Il. v. DURLINC

fiation is already present in the
United States west OF the
Rockies and is gradually work.
ing its way East.
CHICAGOAN says his birth
" day. that of his wife and
also Of his wife's mother are all
on Aug. Is. Very unusual. No
chance of this man forgetting
his mother-in-law'S birthday,
That's a lucky break for him.
Mothers-in-law whose birthdays
have been forgotten are very
hard 10 handle.
Now have a reader in Mani
towoc, Wis. Her name is Angie.
Haven't encountered that name
for a long time. When in col
iege knew a girl from Boston
named Angie Monahan. She
was a very beautiful brunei.
She had friend who was an
equally beautiful redhead. They
made an unusual combination.
You hardly ever see a brunei
and a redhaired girl who are
close friends. But ! don't know
why I'll have our II. e. w. de-
partment investigate this.
WHAT state has the most
w hunters and fishermen? 1t
is Michigan.
In 1928 over 100000
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
The Brighter
Side

7 CAN see him now standing
i against the bar in the old
Lindys doing his brooding stint.
glass in hand. He was rather a
joival looking chap who would
have made a good Santa Claus
in the proper gear. The upshot
OF his bFooding was he exter-
minated one Of his partners and
a byStander with him for
lagniappe in the old goulash in
Seventh avenue. for which Mr..
Fox is now IN a penal institu-
ton
Prior TO this incident, Mr..
For bought a seat behind the
chair usually occupied by the
other partner on fight nights at
Madison Square Garden. intend
ing 10 plug The partner when he
stood for The Star Spangled
Banner, which always pre-
cedes the program. The part
ner muffpd the show that night,
but l think il is 10 Mr.. FOX
patriotic credit that despite his
sore disappointment heo stood
az rigid attention throughout
the national anthem ere hasten
Ing 10 the gOulaSh.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
On the
Side

hunting licenses were issued IN
Michigan. Also over 100000
fishing licenses.
Ohio is second as to number
of anglers and Minnesota third.
Next TO Michigan, Pennsyl-
vania has the most hunters and
Ohio is next.
Oregon is far down the list.
yet many people say the best
hunting and fishing in the
country from the angle of a
sportsman is in the Rouge River
section Of Oregon.
HERE are two questions only
H one person out of a hun
dred answers correctly:
Who is the treasurer OF
the United States -----
2-What mans picture is on
every package of cigarettes
manufactured in the United
States!
You will find the answers by
looking at a dollar bin and a
package OF cigarets.
II was Victor Hugo who said:
1.-THE supreme happiness in
life Is the conviction that we
are loved: loved for ourselves
say, rather, In spite OF our
selves"
Copyright. 1914, BY King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
Letters From
A Soldier

it tasted about the same way TO
men who did know what sea
water tastes like.
You know how good a glass
of cold water tastes after you've
been out in the sun for a couple
of hours. Well, there are times
when il tastes just as good when
the water is warm enough to
shave with, and is full of salt
besides.
DEING a fore-handed indi-
- vidual, / took two canteens
with me to the range, kept the
canteen covers soaking wet, and
put the canteens in the shade Of
an empty ammunition box. so
the evaporation would keep the
water cool. and there were
plenty OF men who stopped by
for a swallow of unsalted water,
although we always ran out well
before the end of the day and
finished up drinking sailed
water.
One man who stopped for a
drink was a man named Ball
who was sent back to Fort Nc
Clellan from New Guinea. He
was at Buna, among other
places, although he didn't march
across the Owen Stanley Noun
tains. "They took US across In
a transport piane,- he remarked,
land IL sure beats walking, only
we didn't have parachutes. II
we'd had any trouble
He took another drink from
the .canteen.
He hanged the subject.
Here's one thing" he said,
holding up the canteen, ''that
nobody ever loses In the Pacific.
They might lose almost any
thing else rather than carry it
when the going gets pretty
tough, but not your canteen.
Sometimes that's all you'd carry
on your belt-just hang on as
many canteens as you could
carry, but that's one thing that
wasn't hard to get In the jun
giles. Water.
'If you stopped for a while all
you had to do was dig a hole In
the ground, . foot or two deep,
and you'd have water. We car
ried those capsules, / forgot
what you call them, and It's
funny how quick you forget the
names of things when you get
away from them, isn't 1t? Any
way, Just wait till the hole fills
up with water. sterilize II with
chemical capsules and All your
canteens. In fact, you could dig
= hole, II you were staying in
one place for q few days, and
throw q handful of capsules into
the hole, and you'd have pure
drinking water for two or three
days. That's how you get water
In the Jungle"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
WALTER WINCHELL pro On

Luning, arrested and executed
in Cuba, kept canaries in his
room to conceal the noise OF his
short wave radio transmitter.
before Pearl Harbor. the
ID Nazi embassy in Washington
had detailed plans TO foment
strikes and incite domestic
strife.
An important Nazi official in
this country was discarded by
his fiancee when she learned of
his scheming against the United
States. Another Nazi official
offered to pay $500 for docu-
mentary proof of the canard
and lie that Benjamin Franklin
was anti-Semitic. The Germans
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of
over S2l 100000 by selling
Rueckwanderer marks in this
country prior 10 the war 10 be
redeemed in Germany. Practi-
Cdlly all the German cOnSuldleS
in the United States were active
IN promoting the German
American Bund.
Bundists who swallowed the
master race" tommyrot tried
10 develop power and prepare
the way for Hitler's triumphant
entry. They blackjacked patri-
otto Americans who opposed
them; swung their Sam Browne
belts as weapons.
NaZi brazenness reached its
heioht when Baron Won Spiegel,
the German consul in New Or
leans. boosted that the United
States would be repaid when
the Reich completed It's con-
quest in Europe. A Midwest
consular attache was greatly
embarrassed when he was
caught making pictures in
factory area.
Copyright by Daily Mirror. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-03
One Word Led 10 Another
By Patterson
BY Arthur Bugs" Baer

---By Arthur Bugs BaeI
see where kibitzer in a pinochle game suggested
play to contestant The participant responded with
a negative flip of the head
Whereupon the kbitzer stuck the stem end Of clay
pipe in the players and pounded the bowl with the
palm of his nitt Result vacant chair and fourth
hand wanted at auction pinochle
The coroners jury discovered the attack not the
of the pinochlists precpitated derieo H v'S
suffering from chronic ailment that would have got
him anyway.
They might well have taken cognzance of the
fact that clay pipe the improvsed weapon and
therefore ergo and to wit the had died of nicotine
poisoning.
They having such fun with the law these days
think college should hand young lawyers their diplomas
engraved the back of picnic plates
l think attorneys-at-law should graduate in paper
hats and Mother Hubbards which everything and
touch nothing
The lawyers change the subject faster than the
man who puts the words in the dictionary Yet find
the Constitution gives all kbzers the right to bear arms
and breathe a strangers neck.
ty Kng Feature