The Apache sentinel., 1944-06-02
. Hq. g Hq. Det.
333rd Ordnance

That seems to he the talk of the De-
tachment these days. wonder why?
IT has been saidsby one of our phil
osophers that furlough is morale
BUSTING instead of BOOSTING.
Might l suggest that said philosopher
refrain from indulging in this inter
national vice in the future.
T/Sgt. Joe" Freeman is back from
furlough after visiting friends and rel
atives in Rhode Island Indiana and
Alabama. He was all smiles upon his
his return so all must have been well.
A suggestion to solve Sgt. Benefits
transportation problem: Buy a mule
from the detachment fund Or bet
ter STILL sue the railroad for not run
ming line through Pigeon Creek
Personality of the week is Tk5 Rom
aid Stanley Mitchell. known to the
boys as The Eyes and Ears of the
Detachment" Sees all, hears all and
knows nothing. T/5 Mitchell halls
known as Smoke Town. and claims to
he an authority on fine talent"
THAT my dear chap. is YET to be
proven.
Confusion has reigned in the office
ever since two of our sergeants joined
the ranks of the HAS Beens." Friend
and Foe clash in mental combat when
a rating is at stake. 1 fear there will
be weeping, wailing and gnashing of
teeth before it is over.
T/Sgt. "Pappy" Stout was called
home on an emergency furlough last
month but returned in a joyial mood.
He and Cpl Bryant We're seem dis
cussing the social life of Louisville.
The boys have been on Pvt. Fowler
lately about his prize photo album.
Quite a few of them seem to doubt
that he knows all those pretty women
of whom he has pictures. He has, even
been accused of soliciting poses.
The assist is swinging into its third
week of operation under the guidance
of the new co. Capt. NJ. d. Parrish,
recently of SCU 1922, and from all I
hear the boys think he's an OK guy
First Sgt. Fortune f. Harris who
is furloughing in Jersey and New York
has been rated M/Sgt. and upon his
return takes over the shops. TIA
Hosea Price is filling the shoes va
Gated by the former topllick.
Pvt. Frank (Pancho for short. Cisco
for long) Frances. frantic mail orderly
of this unit. is rivalling SfSgt. James
Ellis as chief ambassador of goodwill
in Mexico.
Pvt. Roxie Walker, CT heart-throb I
of T/Sgt Robert (pull your rank)
Johnson. came all the way from Camp !
Claiborne to (believe it or noD spend
her furlough with him here at Fort Z
Huachuca. But such brave deeds.
have their rewards, because they tell
me the CT couple told their troubles
to Bisbee preacher last Saturday.
What Ex-T/4 put on his goat re-
Gently without even going through the
usual channels? Some people don't
like to be ignored, Kelly.
Thic defachnent claims the original
idea of not only separate tables in the
Mess Hall for First Three Graders"
but separate latrineS as well. We
predict that in the near future, bull
letins will read, "All Officers. First
Three Grades: AND Enlisted Men,"
Which of the dozen Mess Sergeants
of the 3551st is "Joe" King the Srd
paying off so that he is granted the
privilege of eating first each and
/ every meal? sA "
I wonder if Rose was simply prac-
ticing his weight lifting the other
night when he picked Sgt. Gum Bel
ly' Smith and Painter up bodily
and gently set them on the bed? y
TVS George Windsor and Cpl Walter
Dobbins are back with the Medics
after three months in Ell Paso. Each
was enrolled in the Medical Techni-
clans Course at William Beaumont
General HOSp1tal. NOI IndI lHedil W
be nosey. but Windsor wasted no
time taking on can old habit" Was
she waiting for you, or had the ''Buf-
faloes roamed"?
If by chance you should see Lit :
tie Caesar Scarborough in the WAC
Area, don't dare say he is socializing.
His visits are strictly in the interest
of winning the war All work and no.
play makes Jack a dull boy; If you
know what / mean.
A hint to a commendable writer. 1t Z
is a good idea to compliment our peo- +
pie when they are on their good be-
havior but why make it seem an uIl-
expected miracle?
is it true that the famous Fighting
Ordnance. Company" is socially slip
ping? 1t is rumored that they spend !.
their social hours living up to theirti
leave you out this week but there .
Sorry Winbush. / didn't mean to
name and reputation.
will be another issue.
-PVTS. F. G. GRAY
& H. w. KELLY.