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Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-06-30
Cot a Cold? Pain
us. Takes Aspirin {?

dnSrS ar" absorbed. and onr ca,
assume that II 4 person is ahln To
take hv" grams "i aspirin w!tA-
out harm. he viii hc able to taxi.
almost amy amount.
ohe "i my friends who strongly
believes IN the H.. al aSuiiiu iu
aithrItis gives ~ much ~ a hun
dr"d or twn hundred Grains . d,y
i"f a period "i several n,rl = with
""t tmto"ard ~yinp'"m>. SEQ | be-
ii"rr ~" may ASSUME. that frr
practical purposes il Is harmless.
Ncii"n uf Aspirin
Now a. To- its actions. Il wa.
introduced into medicine ls 4. sub.
StIl"te Ton >IlI,ylic acid and
sodium stlI,ylat- in rheumatism,
lh">e preparations upset the
stomach wi.,n given IA lai.e
doses. Ii Mas claimed for asuilin
that IT would hot do this. Cnem,-
ca!lH It is acetyl-salicylic ;cld.
he Sal!cylateS are Indicated pli-
manly IN acute imtiammatory
rheumatism. They reduce fever
Of any Kind and have srlective
action III stopping joint paine.
But they also relieve pain in
general anywhere of any type. so
aspirin Is Properly pet into head
ache capsules, cold tablets. etc.
mat IS about as far a. the ssi-
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-06-30
nAtcti TUEIT-ELCur

i V"s sCpcndcd h..v,,
"T.. n" had zen sittin,. hcsiJn
..G.ty ~ tn" r-ch. wai,,r. fn,
,..t.. bradford u 20 home ADI
i,,r, Carter had.omr out ,r ,h.'
i,rIaa. fumhlIng sith h,s d; .,cr,
4. .hll hat and Shin. for an
Xraceful WAY to cgntia,c the rrY
steps Of the poch 10 reach rrn
haven of night shadows ON n.
lawn.
Il don't thinhthrrc's anv,h;,.
you can have toay that III ,y.r.,
10 hear" said crter huskiIy. In,
he made II" furtcr move L. I,,vn
the porch.
"Ellrry don't cautioned p,
taking his hand the ..lnnm,
rllrry drclarr' "rvr rut In mi.
mau THINKS he. 4 MARTYR ~,
think ypu'rc brln.a Il heroine in sn,,o
b, ronic trarrdy.Yon'r, r, both f,,,Is
aud that's tie trth."
Good night! snapped Carter
Bradford.
WAIT. Bradfol. It's been a din
cult time and arrspccia!Iy difficult,
day. And shat be- in Wrrrh,s
Vile much l"nr,. I've been Lr,.
much too long al,ady. Now there's
nothing to Keel mr-nuthiur ~,
all"
"Spare me Aur tender fare.
wells" snrrrcd Cart. Then lr
laughed sherplsh; and sat down ,r
rhe step near thc. Don't pav an.
attention to Tr,Que,n. I'm IN =
fog these days.
Pat saped at i'm. "Cart-,out
Being humble
"lse grown a bit these past
few months" mnblvi Cart.
There's been heap Of PROVING
up around her, thrsr past r,-.
months" said r.. Queen m,ltl.
"How about NUu wo h,lur s,r.Ibr..
1nd proving IT,
Pa; to"k her had away. pleas,
klirry -"
81 know I'm leddling. and H..
lot vi the mcddl, is hard" sirh,g
the author drt-cEe. But last tn-
same. how about t."
Il thought yoImerr in love with
her. said Cart gutfiy.
Il am
"Ellvry!' erie, Pat. You never
once
I'm be in lov with that funny
face ut yours Il long as | live. 30
said Mr.. QucrnwistfulIy. ITS .
lovely face. But he troubl" j.. Pat
that you're not l love with me.
Pat stumbled drver a word, then
decided 10 say rthlug.
you're IN lo\ with Cart"
Pat sprang firm the porch chair.
what If | wcr. -: am, People
don't forget huls"
"Oh, but ths do" said Mr..
Queen. people re more iurgctful
than you'd thinp'
ITS Impossible" stressed Pat
tightly. "|hIs no time for silli-
ness. anyway. ou don't seem 10
rrnliz" what's hpprncd to US in
this town. Wc'r.pariahs. It's ius,
Lola and m" no. to help Pup and
Amth hold tn",rleads up. I'm not
ro'ng 20 run ont n them now, when
tn'y need luc met"
"il! help YOU. al D." said Cart.
"Ihanhs! Wei do 1t nn our
Own"
Pat stood thee for a moment,
then she said god-night in an an
rry voice and wut into the house.
tn, door hUtrci.Ellcry aud Carter
tA' In silence e. some time.
"Que"u.' Said'nrt at last
"Ics, Eradfo;?"
This isn't nSr, Is it,"
What do youncan!"
81 have the INST peculiar feeling
!un know somrting | DON'T"
on" nudi"dMr. Queen.
Cater aiappi ms hat arains.
q. thighs. Il ~n't deny I've been
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-06-30
tAllMlTI TOWN. ELLERY, jIljN QUEEN
eiS's :,AilE sscns1o 60 o.1q,s,;.s,.. l.. .,,,,.,,

r'%h"aa"d. Jim% death has Io,,
,"'h"'hin'; I" me. though. | don,
'''"" why It should. because !,
m'.h changed tn" facts on. lot,
,''N S'll lh" only one who ,,nIJ
nay" POISONED Nora's cocktail and
ne still the only one who hal .n,,
am" motive Ia want her Ia
. 'NH" yet I'm not sn sure
..,.,,,,!'''" .r,'''" wh"n?" asked f.ll"ry in a
peculiar tone.
',''" the r"p"rt came in that h.
"aE found dead"
VII should that make , di,r...
"ncc." ''' ''''ef-
Hri'r put his head between his
'''''''''. h"r'tusr there's every rra-
."h =" h"il"yp the ear he WAS Jriv-
,, ,i,& "'dn =" through that rail into
''" I"'Iu" by accident"
= &C., Saii t,Ii"ry.
I didn't want To tell that :, ro
'" nights. Bat Dakin and | b,th
'''"h JIM drove that car OF the
road deliberately"
Nr. Queen >am nothing
thinh dom, ~ WV" '"at h'a'e 'ne
hayr ,...r " "hs IL should
.,r,,. ,..,. "'F'h L" wonder.
tell m.. # ,',,, yy'''..r y"a'r'I up Please
unit! I'm .n,n ~, won won sleep
r.g..,,.. ,l., az" "'W hdIght
"N..r ''"''''
Garter r.t.r..,..t;. ..r,
did" IL. ..r.., = nm. -, nun. 'h"n VINO
Alr uW,.., ,.'' ",''' .'H
tell you.' '''' Shah
".ll,.r ,,,, .,,,.,,
so" .,.,,.'J t,I,,'
..ly.., =, '.''''S:
"ur. E., '!, ~" % ,". -, o..
easy ,,r w,. W,. I" n' ',''"h h IL ;
rebels au..,r., ~. , ''''''.H
..r,l,.,r.,. ,.,.I,I VI we'll
Ilr,'rr ui... n.,,I,, ''I' p'"i''.
been ,ir.u,,, tn., ,.n',, "'" '"Ii We
want to tur, ,E,,n .,,',. .'.''''','' |
B, .rn." ''''s '"ot'' L''
But va, r,r ,.Ir ,,,,, :,
Cart. '"'i'''ieu
~, N.,.,... 49,,
self: not 49,, Kr,it",, VI S"ur-
rather a mo-. Cham n>'t ~ H., "u f'
t..ory shvun his had "Thr hr.,
thing yuu can du i forget !, ,rS
get Patty 10 marry YOU. Shes rr,gy
IE l'y" with you"
Carter praspcd Fllerv's arm so
powerfully that the author-drtrr-
tive WINGED. But you've not tn t,II
me- h" cried. How could
knowing that anyone any ON, nf
them q. might be- ,"
Mr.. Queen frowncd i'm IN. dark
ness
Tell You what III do with you
Cart he offered at last. You helm
these people get back To normal in
Nrigh,svillc. You chase Patty
W"lgh, oil her feet. But if YOU feel
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-06-30

Dr. tlcndcning will answer
Questions Of general interest
only, and then only through
his column.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-06-30
by LOGAN CLENDENING. MD.

SUPPOSE aspirin is the most
widely used drug in the United
States. Caifcimc certainly rivals
hi" universally and very prob-
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-06-30

The ormies which invaded
the coast of France June 6
had q mighty ally in
Pulpwood. Here ore q few
Of PvlPwood's de ds.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
One Word Led ID Another
By ARTHUR BUGS" BAER-

Wna+ Does the Forgiveness Tax Forgive?
Between you and the dining alcove, doing
all right until they pulled that forgiveness tax
That was rabbit they yanked out Of the hat with
dynamite in its ears.
have studied the tax certificate and it's like an
oyster in cracker crumbs You can't make head tail
OF 1t. But you swallow it anyway
I've examined the forgiveness tax from the front to
the back Then went from the back TO the front After
that started in the middle and worked both ways.
All could figure that elected. And
meyer even accepted the nomination.
What does the forgiveness tax forgive Not my
uespasses certainly. Not my enemies surely. Not my
staying out last Friday night until dawn absolutely
When Congress passed that forgiveness business
they had little TO do II of those days when
try each others hats senator got up and said,
Lets all sit on the edge and let our feet hang over
Well, you know what they did They passed the
forgiveness Ial -t4it SURPRISED r1Ev put N
sand box for the vice president.
All | can figure is that in 1854 I must pay 25 per
cent for 1912 and another % per 1913 In addition
you have to pay all the usual taxes and few unusual
-2'
If we figure this out in terms of asthma it forgves
YOU for breathing through your mouth If dope it
out in terms of drowning forgives YOU for not coming
up the fourth time If analyze in ratio to the
known quantity is those Siamese symbols of disaster
the well known Double y
%
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04

YoDp Io.o me gcl ~dl Jar
,orrU.
Ybpr jores nurar'od qYoe-
ma;
June reared that baprh nj foo-
crs gou c1rr3
From seeds of Apfirs sogug.
Browning
a T. s Marine Informs me
he is not making the progress
he would like 10 with an object
OF his affections. However he
is determined 10 win Tho young
lady over and asks tor a poem
which expresses in refined and
romantic language the common
saying I'll get you yet The
foregoing = inc 1TTTy vCTSC "
that pe We have tn -otfr flies
We hope Il viii be satisfactory.
CARMEN MIRANDA the pal
" plating Portuguese WHAT
became OF lSa Miranda Re
member her? She was an
Italian blonde from Milan and
played IN a couple OF Hollywood
made films
Helen OHara statucsque.
film beauty. Helen IS SIX
fOoter but claims she likes
Short men Says she
Tall men usually depend on
their manly phySiqueS To get
them by. short men depend on
their Wit,
Short men have no monopoly
on Wit. Some OF the WItticSt
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
II. ". DURLING
ON THE SIDE

ps'ue,%.a ~ Eaas Feature, syra inc.
men IsS,se country arc six.
tooters.
L Dan Parker nv ports scribe
for example. d. Is tcct - inches
tall However. / am not sui
tiC!eRtly familiar with Mr. Park.
crS private lite 10 say whether
he has depended upon his manly
physique or his vii tO Get HIM
by IN affairs of the heart.
Harry Won IilZor veteran
composer OF popular song, A
hit Of Harry's that is rarely
mentioned these days is My
old Hampshire Home This
rates one OF the top spots on
the all-time hit parade as 10
sold over two million copies
NOW 7 have a reader in Op-
y portunity Wash, lie calls
my attention 10 tho protest of a
Pacific Coast clothing manufac-
turer as 10 the OPA limitations
on sizes Of womeR,s siaeks.
Said the manufacturer
"Nomen on the West Coast
are not built the same as
women on the East Coast"
My Oppo unity. Wash,
reader says
This man has something.
Pacific Coast women are taller
and have much larger feet than
eastern women"
When a man ydwns il is a
sign ne IS either too warm or
is bored. So states a man Of
science.
So, young woman II a male
caller yaWns don't become i'm
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
NEWS BEHIND The NEWS
BY PAUL MALLON

feet broke his own Little Steel
formula again
His emergency board had
offered A 4 cent increase
which was supposed 70 be
founded on that formula. But in
the end he gave the operating
employees what Will amount 10
at least II cents, about 2 cents
Of which is concealed IN ore
weeks vacation with pay.
The press accounts all called
the increase 9 cents, adding
the 4 cents regular increase
and . cents overtime which
was evident in the announce
ments, but the vacation is
figured by experts add 2
cents more per hour for
more accurate total of IL cents.
But there are hidden tricks
in It. The Is incorporating
brotherhoodS who refused to
sign the agreement, after oper-
ating brotherhoodS had accepted
the proposition, went 10 see
mobilizer Byrnes and asked
what provision in It meant
One which seemed TO say
vaguely railroad workers could
get no more increases for the
duration of the war.
Mr.. Byrnes told them that
was exactly what II meant.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
BETTER HEALTH
BY DR.. LOGAN CLENDENING =

green vegetable and a cup OF
coffee SUH5tItUtG
Here s. a new Jnc on me
"SOme baby doctors direct
mothers not To feed baby until
he asks tor il, REGARDLESS Of the
hour. He'll set his own sched-
uIe. these pediatricians say.
it, new idea and whether you
follow IL will depend on your
part tCutar baby doctors
theories
There is a good chapter on
how TO regain the old figure
after rs all over. called The
Come Back
In spite Of the title, little adj
vice rs given the prospective
father although The doctor rceS
shattar one hallowed tradition
iIc thinks the father should
spend the eNpcctant period not
lr t44e-.4-ii- tt.-s- -y4teen- 0f- ~ iff*
club. as has been the honored
custom. bar aTnome being Kind
20 his w.tc. Tho world rolls on
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04

Dear Boss:
over here, things aren't so
MUTT vv1-TT'01TTT rT7ar T7y COUSIN.
nurse, was here IN italy, so
looked her up. 1t was wonder
ful. seeing a member of the
family after having given up
hope of ever seeing any kth
and kin for long time 20 come.
We are having a wonderful
time living IN the mud. 1t
makes II nice. though If some
one YOU don't care especially
about talking 10 stops. he'll he
sunk clear out OF sight before
he gets three-lIpeS out. You.
of course, are holding to a tree
with one handD
Life has lost all similarity 10
normally. One of the boys was
a trifle Who'd up the other
night and he came staggering
into the area about 4 in the
morning just as the guard was
making his rounds. The Vino
boy had forgotten the password,
so he hid behind a rock
sect the hell outa here" the
rock said, cant guy pitch
his puptent and 60 TO sleep
without company
Matters could be worse. how
HNHV II gnnrr.g thnf s,s~EL.
ing unit while digging Tor some
missing members uncovered "A
case Of Martini & Ross. and
now the place looks like the
excavations at PompeH.
We're publishing a weekly
magazine here. about is pages.
write the editorials, news
flashes, and do the interviews.
under the ostentatrous title Of
associate ed We have another
associate, staff sergeant. who
used 10 play football a manag-
Ing ed who used 10 sell maya
zines. and a staff including a
major two captains. q T 5 a
ia. two corporalS and three
privateS. Editorial policy Never
quote The Stars and Stripes
We're IN, our seventh week
fout every Sunday. and the
mag ll>Give The Sunday Church.
Goer a run for the boys money
any day How can we lose, with
Hemingway'S vocabulary?
n Right now IN this tent the
boys arc lined up and arc about
10 replay tho S. John S-City
College game OF 1911
They have been replavlnc
that game every night for tho
past two weeks NonC hut TWO
Of the fellows know, where 81 5
is, or what c. iS.
They Just stand up ABOUT this
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04

WASHINGTON, Jan MIR
w Roosevelt involved HIM
self tn r17urr-than tho usual vor-
tex of intrlcacieS chg phrase
for a ness in handling the
ral4 Strikc-HeRet iat40nA
One reason was most Of the
government action was directed
with exceptional sickness IN his
name while ne was off TO Hyde
Park or somewhere
Most eminent shckereSS in
the background vas 4 m r.
Rosenberg. who made -hig AX.
ing in New York as labor adj
visor 70 large corporations IN
Guiding Mays department
store when Shc was not sitting
quietly in on What the President
calls has little labor cabinet
Of Bill Green, Fanny Perkins,
et al.
THE brotherhood leaders feel
L considerably beaten up By
their experiences with the gG4
eminent. Much bitterness VIII
long lie beneath their skins for
several detailed reasons which
l will outline later A
But their ire must be con-
siderably balmed by the finan-.
clat settlement the government
granted Mr.. Roosevelt in ef-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04

THE brotherhood leaders who
had signed earlier con-
sidered the provision "unim-
portant" (they said apparently
reserving the right TO contest
ByTHes Interpretation later II
prices 60 much higher. But
the leaders who had not signed.
implied their colleagues had
been deceived by the govern
ment.
This was only the last OF
series Of similar occurrences
through which the government
split the hrotherhoodS right
down the middle. making them
perhaps easier handle. but
leaving them with The con-
vlction they had been gypped
one way or another.
AT the outset OF the re-
gotiations, Mr.. Roosevelt had
seemed fully amenable 10 much
of their demands. even sug-
costing in one private con-
ference that any few cents az
pay increase around the govern
ment formula could be handled
by adjusting overtime
But when this agreement
canse to fruition, they found il
required them to accept inter-
pretations" of law by the admin
istration. meaning ByrneS. They
would be bound 10 almost any
thing Byrnes wanted.
THAT started the trouble
l. which led 10 the strike call
in the first place.
The brotherhoods certainly
did not wish to strike. They
knew a strike would be unpopu-
lar, indeed, could not be carried
out. But they wanted TO be
the ones to call off their threat.
Instead, the government seized
the roads without telling them
or offering them a chance to
give in
Reproduction in whole or in part
strictly prohibited.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04

yourself" he says 10 her, and
the scientific answer is
observations made In Ger
many during the first World
War showed the weight OF the
offspring cannot he influenced
by the amount and character OF
the diet. except In the case OF a
diet markedly lacking In vita
Minis
Inactivity probably increases
the weight of the child more
than meals, providing, ~ course,
those meals are sensibly bal
anced. The prospective mother
can sit for two, but not eat Tor
two"
TWICE q week or every
i other day. before tho baby
cones, regular meals ate dis
continued. Instead there u one
glass Of milk and one cracker
ats a m II 4 m > p n. )
p m and 9 y m Two oranges
are allowed during The day one
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04

get Americas goat than help US
fight the rats
MOST OF the newspaper
4'l humoriSts must be al war
or writing radio these days :.
otherwise. how account Tor the
way tho comic possibilities of
mid-westerner 1--WE don't mean
you. Mr. Willkie) are being
overlooked?
To us ne is a card. funnier al
times than Bert Lair. We go
into stitches every time he
comes galloping out Of his state
10 climb a podium.
There he goes into his old
routine. which is that he does
not relish the presence Of FDR
in the White House.
In the old days he learned
that not many people cared 70
know what he thought, but APP
parently he's hard 10 teach.
This year his wordage seemed
little chewed up from too
much use and had 10 be inter-
preted. but not even that belly
laugh awakened the witty para
grapherS
We except one writer-who
has styled Mr. WhoSis' cam
pafgnlng as q piece OF Roose-
Welt Luck"
uFHEHEh. Seen in an army
- newspaper
Pistol PaCLin' Patton. lay
that private down
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
ON BROADWAY

ha Ia 80 -. Al Cafe Madison
She doesn't know me TO speak
to-Only 10 talk about" At
the Folies Bergere; AS q song
writer. he's sort Of Jerome
Corn go. In the 81 Moritz
Cafe de la PaiX Don't tell
lies about mG and won't tell
the truth about you AZ
the Hurricane: She's still IN
her Ovalteens. "
DROBLY a coincidence, bat
L some railroad wrecks seem
10 happer' when loads OF sob
diers are riding trains bound
home on furlough.
Couldn't some Of those wrecks
come from Nazi war prisoners
VIM escape internmcnt camps?
Not all Of them have been
caught, have they?A A good
Nazi would do a Job like that.
wouldn't he? Our agents
abroad do il for us. .....--
If sabotage IS proved by the
way and announced BY consti-
tuted police authorities. tho
insurance companies must pay
on the line no stalling or
settlements
Different nations in Moscow
proved their unity, but SolonS
from different states I'll rho
capital aren't united =. doesn't
add up
Instead of kicking about what
we give our Allies We should be
glad We have Allies 10 give 10.
John l.. Lewis would rather
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
TIMES SQUARE SMALL.

TIMES s q u A r K SMALL
TALK: Ann Sheridan has
appeared in nearly a dozen films
in the past five years. The only
one shes seen was Kings
Row Add Things That
AXE the World Better; The
Way Mary Martin sings Speak
Low" :. Sgt. Everett Flanagan
twho taught kids how to swim
at the Roney pool few continu-
ously for a year in the south
west Pacific. He was killed In
a jeep accident Now that
their father goes to war so
often, this column will hence
forth refer TO the four Roose-
velt boys as the five Roosevelt
boys.
SOUNDS in the Night. In the
u Little Palm Club. He
wasn't born He was caught in
rat trap" At Leone's:
The dress she's wearing is an
invitation 10 an insult" Al
Bill Bertolottis She's the
kind OF a gal who rides home
from a walk" At La Conga
She doesn't stand on formality
she poses on il" AT The
Blue Angel: He's weak in the
knees, and she's ditto IN the
head" In Reuben's: Know
how she came by all that
dough? From rich ankle,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
Quick Answers

I -AmcrIcan - Elman r I
Myers native New Yorker.
who demonstrated II first TO
tho l. 5 war dept m 1911
The Garden Of Eden, after
man was driven out Genesis
III -
Sit carried the news Of the
death Of George Washington
Years AGO. some CntcrprlSinC
antiquarian coun crfeitcd
fnouSapdS OF copies sold
thcu AS valuable rareties.
onM \onc genuine copy is
known that IN the Library
ri Congress
: Arr
> 9Th which led the attack in
Now Britain IS part OF Gen.
Macarthur * force.
S -OVer 30.
Cafsrsht iail ~ King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
ny ni,.d' Pres.

THE name which Prime Minis
ter Churchill gave the world
as the leader Of Britain's armies
in the coming assault on the
shores Of Europe is one which
must have brought chills 10
many a Nazi spine
Among those tinglcd Spines,
perhaps. was that Of the erSt-
while Nazi gutter fighter. Mar
shall Erwin Rommel. who has
made a military career out Of
running away from ChurchillS
choice Gen. Sir Bernard Law
Montgomery vi O n I Y Of F.
Alamcln
-Rommcl repeatedly ia, boon
dashing up and down the coast
" OCCUPIED TUT0Te IN recent
months undcr's pccia ] orders
from the fuchrcr 20 put defen,cs
in order
Now DO know that the
doughty Wiry, sharp-featured
Monty, who hurled him back
from the gates of Alexandria
and has chased his armies all
the way 10 Ortona. Italy. again
is on his trail.
II the attack on Europe proves
~ he another rendezvous with
Rommel no one viii be more
pleased than Montgomery.
CHURCHILL has described
~ him as "Cromwellan To
make himself M for war he has
led an auStere. Spartan life.
neither drinking nor smoking.
His passion for physical eXer-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-01-04
Answer TO Queslion So. 3

Yes, its pretty universal
trait. II IS based largely on
our passion for Importance. II
we can't have thing we want.
we turn up our noses and say
we be worse off If <ye had m.
This disappointed lover does his
darndeSt TO say Heaven pity
the person who would have 20
live with him or her Even
people who diSbelieve NJ LIE be-
yond the grave. says that wise
Columbia University philoso-
pher. William p MontaRu. tend
10 belittle Immortality and
claim eternal kNe would be-
bore Well, I'm willing 10 risz
being eterHally bored aren't
you