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The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1944-12-21
TRUCKS COLLIDE

Louis j. Davis, of III Kibbie
street, Mount Clemens and Felix
Weglarz, of Route /, Mount
Clemens, escaped injury We'd
nesday, when the trucks they
were driving west and east on
Harrington drive, respectively,
collided, according to city police
reports.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1944-12-21
Rules Of Dump Are Emphasized

dump. On one recent Sunday
more than 100 vehicles called
at the property, 80 of them pri-
vate cars. The dump caretaker
is handicapped by shortage OF
help and is free only on Sunday
afternoons and the afternoons Of
holidays.
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by. D. A..

There different woys Of making people hoppy tor
Christmas few doys Through for soldier sue
cessfu operation for on invalid or eoIden-haired doll
for little girl. Happiness the thing you want most
And the lost place you'd look for it would be in Seec-
tive Service tOroft Boord) office through whose Por-
tolls those whom Uncle Som hos laid the tneer ond
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1944-12-21

Corn of nearly all colors Of
the rainbow is grown in some
parts of America.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1944-12-21

Great changes in temperature
or exposure to intense sunlight
cannot be withstood by snakes.
Evening star., 1944-03-06

just former critics imitation
thereof.
IF you will stop asking questions,
he suggested, II shall tell you q
funny-I think it's funny-story
about how night club and othel
entertainment reporting haunts {
man no matter how far he gets
from his original beat.
Where / was in this inscrutable
mysterious, ominously brooding
country, the nights are filled with
strange, eerie music. 1t is not at
all like the music of Johnny Shaw
Eddie O'Hearn, or Tommy Dorsey
1t has two sounds. One is high
reedy, and like a pitch-pipe. The
other is heavy, as monotonous as
tom-tom.
II used to hear this music night
after night, from considerable
distance, of course. 1t fascinated
me like snake, which I am not
obviously. The area from which II
came was jungle-like, one might
say, but one night three of us de-
cided we would have to investigate
I do not like snakes with which
this inscrutable land is redolent, nc
less, but I had to see that music
as well as hear it.
well, the three of us set of
| following our ears, which turn q
deceptive sense when it comes tc
measuring distance. We walked fol
| more than an hour before we came
| to what seemed to be a mild sort
of clearing. Unlike the old brash
method of entering night clut
in this country. it is better for
strangers to crawl up on such places
in this inscrutable land of which
I am speaking.
"It was worth the walk and the
Evening star., 1944-03-06
H 47 4

Today broadening of military operations increases the demands
being growing
be if we all respond promptly and fundamentally the Red
Cross appeal Remember the need the
give generously give to the Red Gross!
Evening star., 1944-03-06

= T.
crawl. for when We pushed aside
the bushes, we found oursel1 Yes
with ringside hiding places at tie
widest jungle jam session any one
ever saw. The drummers were going
crazier than Gene Krupa, the reed
section was virtually frothing at
the mouth. The customers were
not only dancing, but they were
singing at the same time. I do
not know the language of this coun-
try, so do not know what the song
was. Clearly, however, it was the
local version Of Marry Doats' and
it was getting the works.
1T was like listening to 30 straight
minutes of Sinatra's fans making
that noise that comes out of the
radio. I have never seen such mass
hysteria."
It was suggested to Mr.. Macarthur
that he had seen a happy people.
NO." he said, that was the funny
part of it. I do not think they
were happy. But I do think they
were trying more furiously to be
happy than night life people do
even in this country It was very
wonderful-ard inscrutable.
Addenda: John j. Payette, Wars
ner Bros zone manager, on Satur-
day completed Is consecutive years
of service with the company in
Washington. . Seventh on the
list of local motion picture theaters
to go over the top in its War Bond
campaign is the Little. We. Indi-
vidual bond sales in the theaters
reached a total of 27,315 during the
campaign. . According to Carter
Barron, chairman of the drive, the
maturity value of the bonds will
be $2,306 ATS. "Abie's Irish
Rose" now playing in Los Angeles,
where it had its premiere, is %
years old today. There will be
BIRTH day party. :. With
toasts. j.. Mary Healy. pretty
cinema thrush who is Mrs. Peter
Lynd Hayes in private life, has
been signed for an appearance at
the Earle, starting March "a.
Sergt. Hayes of the Army Air Force
is currently appearing in Winged
Victory" in New York. The
English which Victor Francen speaks
so glibly in I'm Our Time" took him
only six months to learn. He
can speak it virtually without an
accent when the role he is playing
permits. Marie Nash will
achieve her ambition to be a SYM
phony orchestra soloist when she
appears with the Syracuse Orches-
ira upon completion Of her engage
ment at the Earle.
Evening star., 1944-03-06
Where and When
Current Theoter Attractions
and Time Of Showing

Stage.
National-"Jacobow and the
Colonel" $50 pm.
Screen.
Capitol-'Lifeboat::" II am, las,
4;30, tbs and 10 pm. Stage show
ITO, 3:55, $40 and 9:25 pm.
Columbia - Standing r O m
Only: II am, los, 3:15, $40, 7:25
and e::35 pm.
Earle-'In Our Time: II am,
las. 4:30, tbs and 1905 pm. Stage
show: /. 3:45, 6:35 and $40 pm.
Keith's-"Tender Comrade":: IL SIS
am. 2:2O, 4:45, ITO and 9:35 pm.
Little-"Heart of a Nation: II
am, lis, 3:20, 5:25, 7::30 and $40
pm.
Metropolitan-"Where Are Our
Children: 11:50 am. 1:50, $50
5:45, 7:45 and 9:45 pm.
Palace-"A Guy Named joe:
11:30 am, 2, 4:35, 7:05 and $40 p m
Pix-"Dr. Cyclops":: sos, $50, 7:55
and 1920 pm.
Trans-Lux-News aand shorts
Continuous from 10 am
Evening star., 1944-03-06

That strange language in which my
name is written on the fight jacket
is Chinese, however. 1t could be g.
laundry mark, of course
What have you SEEM" was the
next question.
Where I have been," replied
Mr.. Macarthur, who was navigator
in the Air Transport Command,
you do not see things. 1t has been
an jnscrutable land since the days
of Marco Polo. Joseph Conrad spent
large part of his youth, and many
of his later years, trying to scrutinize
it. He always ended up by saying
how inscrutable, brooding and
mysterious it was,
Mr.. Macarthur smiled an in
scrutable smile. Or maybe it was
Evening star., 1944-03-06
Selznick Specializes in Bits

says she wants to free lance. Finan-
cially, she should be able to dupli-
cate the huge fees collected by
Claudette Colbert and Ginger
Rogers. For her importance at the
box Office, Hedy is repeatedly one
Of the lowest-salaried stars in the
business.
Brothers Wally and Noah Beery
who have made up their differ.
ences, will appear together ir
MGMs Gold Town" 1t will be
their first dual start in several
years. Paramount is conserva-
tive about its promises for Sunny
Tufts singing voice in Bring on
the Girls" Publicity department
merely says he will create a minor
sensation" The Rev. Neal Dodd
who has been performing movie
ceremonies for the past Is years
will deal another in Marriage Is q
Private Affair" by coupling John
Kodiak and Lana Turner. The Rev
Dodd built beautiful church with
fees collected from make-believe
ceremonies.
Like when man bites dog, it's
unusual when an actor wants to find
out something about one of his
fans. George Tobias has received
a note from a George Tobias OF
Reading, Pa, asking for an auto
graphed picture Tobias. the actor
wrote Tobias, the fan, to find Out
if they're related.
released by North America Newspaper
Alliance, Inc)
Evening star., 1944-03-06
BY HAROLD HEFFERNAN.
HnI VNLInnn


David o. Selznick has rounded
up the most expensive collection of
"bit" players on record for Since
You Went Away" Although
Claudette Colbert, Shirley Temple
and a few other principals are to
be seen all the way through it,
there are many more big names,
such as Charles Coburn and Lionel
Barrymore, who will collect huge
fees for mere flash appearances.
Barrymore speaks single line and
draws $4,000. Coburn worked one
day and got about the same
amount. E. One MGM executive
was horribly embarrassed when the
FBI walked onto the lot last week
and grabbed Wes Howard for "milli-
tary investigation. Howard was
signed in New York six months ago
out of the famous Door Night Club
and was being secretly groomed by
the tycoon as new Frank
Sinatra. :. Committees have been
formed in the film industry for the
purpose of popping up vagrant
voters. Comparatively few people
ever bother to vote in Los Angeles
eletcions-reportedly Is per cent of
those eligible-and city fathers feel
some high-powered movie methods
might get few more boys and girls
out to the polls.
Francis x Bushman, who goes
way back to the film cradle. was
studying his lines on the Wilson"
set. II remember when we could say
anything we wanted to IN a movie
scene" the veteran chuckled. I'VE
just made our lips go-and boy
what used to come outl 1t was all
rgiht until the lip readers got busy
and wrote in letters of protest. Then
we stopped mouthing profanity
and quick!T
MGM has had nothing but trouble
with Hedy Lamar and is heading
for some more in about 10 months
when her contract expires. Hedy
Evening star., 1944-03-06


way. at his own request, taking
officers training when he could
have had commission on silver
platter.
He was still among the "top
ten" in the 1943 poll of money
making stars taken by Motion Pic
ture News. This was considered a
remarkable feat, inasmuch as Gable
had not made picture in more
than year.
It is estimated that his box Office
draw today would be at least Is
per cent greater than ever before,
due to the circumstances surround
ing his enlistment and the fine war
record he has established.
lReleased BY North America Newspaper
Alliance, Inc.)
Evening star., 1944-03-06
Metro Waits AnxiOuslv

II Gable, who was 43 last February
five years over the army limit Of
38-should be placed on the inactive
list. it would mean several million
dollars year additional revenue
for MGM.
Should he be retired, Gable un-
doubtedly would 60 right back into
movie-making harness, making at
least three pictures a year. MGM
has four stories lined up for him,
any one of which could be shaped
for shooting within fortnight
Gable went in the Army the hard
Evening star., 1944-03-06
HOLLYWOOD.

HOLIYWOOD.
Considerable excitement was gen.
Grated around movietown today by
reports from reliable sources that
Capt, Clark Gable may be retired
from the United States Army Air
Corps within a few weeks. MGM
studio was especially interested be-
cause Gable was its top money
making star before he enlisted.
Evening star., 1944-03-06
TODAY'S NEIGHBORHOOD MOVIES
Buy War Bonds and Stamps at Any Local Theater.

All Time Schedules Given in Warner
Bros Ads Indicate Time Feature Il
Presented.
Evening star., 1944-03-06
Jungle Night Clubs Business
Is Howling, Ex-Scribe Finds
BY JAY CARMODY.

Harry Macarthur slipped out of his leather flight jacket tossed
on radiator and sat down the chair which his living
associate member of the department
Where been?" always the question situation
like
That droned Macarthur look,
Evening star., 1944-03-06

ARLINGTON Col. Pike 4 S: Eli;
TIE GANGS ALL HERE" ALICE
FAYE, CARMEN MIRANDA.
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TRAVEL CLUB

Mrs. R. j. Miller and Mrs. M.
T. Wells were hostesses Tues
day evening at their ranch home
on Lodge Grass creek to men,
bers of the Travel club and
their families. Guests included
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Given and
daughter, Mrs. William Harris;
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM Lynde, Mrs.
Wayne Bond, Mrs. Billie Miller,
Miss Clara Odds, Miss Malvina
Johnson, Miss Malena Berland,
Mrs. P. r. Forman, Rev. and
Mrs. w. A. Petzoldt, Mr. and
Mrs. Jay Fitzgerald, Patsy and
Bill, Mr. and Mrs. George Cool
ey, Deanna and Dick, Mr.. and
Mrs. A. G. Westwood, Mrs. Ger
aldine Gormley, R. J. Miller and
M. T. Wells.
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wEDDrNG,GUEsTs

Out-of-town guests present at
the wedding of Miss Corinna
Mcdowell and J. C. Smith, Jr.
at the SU ranch on June l were
Mrs. Ora Kellison of Seattle,
Mrs. Verle Hertzler and daugh-
ter Alice OF LaSalle, Colo. Cor
rlnna H. Mcdowell of Silesia,
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hite and
daughter, Betty of Big Horn,
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Hope and fam
lly OF Fromberg, Mrs. P. D.
Thomson and daughter, Hazel,
OF Hardin, Rev. and Mrs. C. A.
Bentley of Crow Agency. Local
guests included Mr.. and Mrs.
Porter Kennedy and son, John,
MIR. and Mrs. Ben Reinhart, Mr..
and Mrs. Jack Smith and Mr.,
and Mrs. Sam Mcdowell.
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With Our Boys
In The Service

Word has been received by
Mr.. and Mrs. Nick Miklovich
that their son, Technical Ser
geant James Miklovich, is on his
way home from Italy. He is re-
ported to have left there the
middle of May. Enroute here he
will stop in Denver, where his
sister, Mrs. Sophie EuStace will
Join him in his journey home.
T/Sgt. Miklovch has been gone
TWO years and three months.
PFC. Lawrence Brown of the
Marine corps is here from Camp
Pendleton, Oceanside, Calf. Wis
ltlng with his sister, Mrs. Pete
Stevens. He has been granted an
extension of furlough due to
recent illness.
Cpl. Melvin Heiwich, who has
been visiting at the home of
John Helwich. left Sunday for
Camp Barley, San Antonio,
Tex.
I1O11IC1 OCIlDQeT OF
Camp Barley, Tex, arrived on
thursday for a visit at the
Francis Owen home.
Second 1t. Jerry Davidson
left Saturday morning for To-
peka, Kan, where he is taking
training as a navigator on a
B-24 Liberator at the Topeka
Army Air Field. 1t. Davidson
and his wife have spent the
past two weeks at the o. W,
Davidson home.
Private Lyle. Taught left on
Thursday for Camp Barley, Tex.
Private Taught has been spend
ing a furlough at the home of
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jess
Taught.
Cpl. Jess Taught, who has
been training at Tampa, Fla,
is spending a furlough at the
home of his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jess Taught.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-06-15
CROW AGENCY

Lieutenant Russell Sells, who
has been visiting at the home
of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
James Stanton, for the past
week, left Sunday by plane from
Billings for his new station at
Long Beach, Calf. His wife and
daughter remained for a longer
visit with his parents.
The Misses Lolobert and Aud
rey Nelson are employed at the
Boyd ranches for the summer.
Frank Nelson has been con-
fined to his home for the past
week due to illness.
Miss Mabel Head, who has
been temporarily assigned to
the Crow Agency hospital for
the past three months, left on
Sunday evening for her home LII
Petersburg, w. Va. She will Wis
it there with relatives for a
month and then report to the
Pine Ridge hospital as chief
nurse. She was a guest at the
Johnson home on Sunday be-
fore her departure.
Mrs. Tom Davis and three
children of Billings, are visiting
with Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Mel
son, parents of Mrs. Davis.
Miss Lynch, nurses at large,
arrived in Grow Agency on Fri
day in connection with her Of
fetal duties. She came here
from the Chemawa School, Ore.
Chris Moritz left. Tuesday for
Renton, Wash, where he will
join Mrs. Moritz, who has been
visiting their daughter for the
past month.
Mrs. Olivia J. LaPlante and
daughter, Bonnie, Mrs. Lucille
Traverse and son, Mernard and
Mrs. Lorraine johnson were
Billings visitors on Monday.
MIR. and Mrs. James Sloan and
Miss Gladys Downey were visit
ors in Billings Friday.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-06-15

Frank Holly Of the Montana
Electric Supply in Billings and
Supt. of the Manning ConStruc-
ton Co. which has the contract
for the Little Horn and Pass
REA lines was a business visitor
here Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Parker and
children, formerly of Lodge
Grass, now of Seattle, Washing
ton spent Friday night at the
Doc Lohmaier home. The Par
kers then visited at the Dave
Moss and Albert Sheets homes
in Wyola Saturday and Will
spend a week or more in Sheri-
dan at the home of Mr.. Parker's
father.
Misses Anabel Neal and Marie
Miller let Friday evening for
Vancouver, Washington. where
they will seek employment.
Mrs. Jack Clifford and child
rem Jack and Janet of Forsyth
visited several days last week
at the Neal home.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. L. LanGor,
were Hardin callers Thursday.
Mrs. Clarence Neal, Mrs. Jack
Clifford and Tech. Sgt. Melvin
c. Neal accompanied Anabel
Neal and Marie Miller to Bill
ings Friday.
Mrs. W. L. Mason and child
rem of GarryoWen left Thursday
morning for Lincoln, Nebraska.
Joe Boyd of Wyola was a
business visitor in town Thurs
day.
Dell Standish was in from his
ranch on Upper Lodge Grass
on Thursday.
Bill Bisel was a Sheridan call
er Saturday.
Miss Juanita Fenton returned
home Sunday after visiting fol
two weeks at the home of he1
sister Mrs. o. v. Kraus in Boyd
Montana.
Mr. and Mrs. Ben Pease and
sons Ben Jr. and Oliver of Grow
Agency were callers in own
Saturday.
Billie Miller was In Thursday
from his ranch on Upper Lodge
Grass creek.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-06-15

Miss Verlie Venue of Crow
Agency, who enlisted in the
WAC from Walla Walla, Wash
last December, spent the past
week visiting with relatives in
Great Falls and Crow Agency.
Miss Venue took her basic
training at Des Moines, Ia. and
was then stationed at Fort Bragg
N. c. She has completed her
training and is attached to a
hospital corps as ward master.
Miss Venue left Crow Agency on
Sunday evening to return to her
station.
Miss Lucille Barker of Park
man arrived here Friday to take
over the duties of the c. 3. &
Q. She will take the place Of
L. B. Stout, who has been sta
toned here since May 3 in a
temporary status.
Mrs. Raymond Jones and her
daughter Audrie were Billings
visitors Thursday.
Hartford Frost of Greybull,
Wyo., was a visitor at Crow Ag-
ency during the past week. MI.
Frost was empoyled at Crow
Agency for IA years before &C
cepting his present employment.
Mrs. Herm Venable of Miles
City and two children are here
visiting with her parents, MI.
and Mrs. Clarence Hitchc ,ck.
Mrs. Mary Mclean was con-
ined to her home last week
due to illness.
Mrs. Eugene Sloan is temper
arily employed in the Grow
Agency office.
MI and Mrs. John Glenn and
two children were week end
visitors in Billings.
Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Frailey
and Mr. and Mrs. Fred Frailey
and children were honor guests
alta dinner on Saturday evening
given by Mrs. S. P. Louk and
Mrs. Ben Slanger at the Louk
home.
| REMEMRER-it paws to adYeT-
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Lodge Gross Creek

George Gibson is recovering
nicely from his operation. He is
in the st. Vincents Hospital in
Billings.
It is reported that Jake Lin
thacum suffered an $1,000 loss
when high water destroyed three
OF his graineries, part of which
were filled with grain, also the
county bridge on his place went
out, and much of his land was
washed away.
Many bridges went out dur
ing the high water, including
Walt Stark's, Gibson's, and Ora
hams. ,
Mr.. and Mrs Bub Gibson
spent Monday night at George
Glbson'S. They couldn't. get to
the N. S. ranch because Of bri-
dyes being out on the Little
Horn.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Gibson cal
led on Mr.. and Mrs. Carroll Ora
ham Wednesday evening.
Donnie Stevens came down
from the N. S. ranch to visit
his parents Saturday.
Mrs. Donald ClawSon has now
returned to her home from the
hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Stevens
and Donnie went into Lodge
Grass Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Wilson
and larry were overnight guests
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Carroll Ora
ham Saturday.
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GLOBAL C~LASSIFIEDS

PARTY would like to swop guns,
swords, set Of maps (nearly new,
planes and series Of co~-prosperity
talks handsomely bound) for circus
acrobat outfit, running shoes. skid
chains. headache powders and
copies of late Harry Houdini's book
"How To Escape From a Sub
merged Steamer Trunk" Am con-
templating complete change OF
plans. Address TOTO, Japan.
LOST. strayed or stolen: bear
trap. Special design; labeled Cant
Miss; initials A. H. on spring. Lib
eral reward.-A. Schickelgruber,
Munich.
FOR SALE.-Large and hand
some collection Of chest medals, rib
bons, iron crosses and other cos
tune jewelry; representative OF
practically every known type, in all
sizes, shapes and models. Safety
clasp on each. Also several trunks
full Of white military uniforms
(large size). patent leather boots,
spurs, belts, etc. Owner has under
gone sudden change in tastes. Will
sacriice.-H. Goering, Berlin.
-
Business opportunity.-Win sell at
great sacrifice stiletto; extra deep
blade and heavy handle. Also voice
throwing equipment tennis racquets,
funny hats. saddles, etc. Owner is
going out Of business.-B. Mussolini.
rare OF German General Staff.
PARTY contemplating need for
early change of scenery desires in.
formation on secure retreats far
from beaten path and offering COM
plete isolation. Prefer place in
jungle with surrounding moats and
walls. Am also interested in pur.
chasing old armor.-V. Quisling.
WINNIE.-Thanks for lovely bou-
quets. You could have knocked me
over with a feather. Never knew you
felt that way about me. Ever SO
happy to know.-Franco.
LOST: Will anybody having infor.
nation concerning whereabouts Of
combination wolfhound, African lion
and dachshund with tail and large
portions of hide missing. commune
cate with undersigned. Animal has
front quarters Of a lion (never mind
about the real quarters). Answers
to name of Wotan. or did.-Goeb'
bells, Berlin Super Race Dept.
GOATS. AL kinds, and sizes. / gel
them everywhere. No delay.-Chas
de GauIle, North Africa.
NOBLE ANCESTORS! Where an
you! Very puzzled and alarmed by
your failure to communicate late
~. Need you more than ever. Please
contact at once. Urgent-Nippon.
ADOLF. Ha! Ha! Am I laughing!
Could have told you so in advance
Am moving off to make room TO,
you.-Wilhelm.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-06-15
BRIDGE CLUB

Mrs. Wayne Bond entertain
ed the Wednesday P. M. bridge
club this week at her ranch
home. High score was awarded
Mrs. Charles Schooner; second
high, Mrs. John Ryan and ira
vel, Mrs Billie Miller. Others
present were Mrs. r. J. Miller
Mrs. M. T.. Wells, Mrs. VIM Lynde
and Mrs. E. A. Richardson. Mrs.
Frank Goe was a guest.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-06-15
THE IDEAL AMERICAN

He don't 60 much for microphones-
He amt the type to spout;
He sometimes talks in undertones
And knows what he's about.
He amt no man for tossin' hats
He shuns the blazin' light;
He's got but one ambition: that's
To get the job done right!
He don't 60 yellin' for the press
To keep him in the news,
In fact 1t fills him with distress
When publishers so choose;
He never rushes into print
He takes no public pulse";
To ballyhoo boys he's the flint .
He's got one aim: RESULTS!
He don't pop of most every day
With notions far from ripe;
No critics drive his poise away -.
He amt no newsreel type!
While shouting is the gen'ral rule
And oratory's loose.
BE does . turn at keeping cool
And knows M word: PRODUCE!
When Washington is in q mess
And rows bust out anew
It don't annoy him much, I guess,
II he amt yellin', too;
He hasn't got an az to grind
At no man is he sore -.
Bill only has one thing in mind,
And that's to WIN A WAR!
FAIR WARNING
I know a lady who speaks Of
snaps;
She says her nuns" are always
splendid;
The day she calls petunias pets
Our garden chats r endedl
WONDERLAND
A super guy
Is Lucius Brann:
he hasn't any
Postwar plant
Elmer Twitchen often wonders
what would happen to relations
with any nation on earth II we ever
sent It something marked COD"
The price Of cheese and water.
melon has been cut BY 0PA. Now
we feel different about the whole
outlook.