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The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06
WATR PROGRAMS
1920 Kilocycles

3:00-The Black Castle
3l5-Palmer House Concert
3:3o-Appointment With Life
4;00-Background For News
4:15-Open House
4:30-Full Speed Ahead
5:00-Terry and the Pirates
5:15-Melody Revue
5:30-News
5:45-Superman
6:00-Yankee News
6:15-Capt. Tim Healy
6:30-Music For Dining: News
6:45-Jack Armstrong
7:00-Let Yourself Go
7S0-Treasury Salute
7:45-Waterbury Hebrew Choir
S:oo-Match The World Go BY
8:l5-The Smoothies
S:30-Melodies OF The Moment
9:00-Gabriel Heater
9:15-Return OF Nick Carter
9:30-Spotlight Bands: Interlude
10:00-Raymond Gram Swing
10:15-Dancing Discs: News
lO30-Creeps By Night
11:00-Yankee News
11:15-Ray Henle. Commentator
11:30-Harriet O'Rourke
11:55--News
TOMORROW
7:30-Happy Hank
7:45-Sacred Heart Program
8:00-Yankee News
:l5-Concentrated Food News
S:20-Shoppers' Guide part -
9:0O-Breakfast Club
10:00-Sweet River
10:15-My True Story
10:4O-News
10:45-Shoppers' Guide part D
11:00--Breakfast At Sardrs
Herlihy
11:45-What's Your Idea?
11:55-Interlude
12:00-Boake Carter
12:15-Yankee News
12:30-News
12:45-Dr. whitaker: Melody Time
1:0O--News: Melody Time
115-Jack Berch and the Three
Suns
1:30-Luncheon With Lopez
1:45-American Woman's Jury
2:00-News: Two O'Clock Jump
2:15-Yankee Kitchen
2:45-CarniVal
3:OO-Red Sox VS.. N. Y. Yankees
5:00-Terry and the Pirates
5:l5-Melody Revue
5:30-NeWs
5:45-Superman
6:00-Yankee News
6:15-Capt. Tim Healy
6:s0-Pleasure and Profit: News
6:45-Jack Armstrong
7:0O-Fulton Lewis, Jr.
716-Terry's Tunes
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:45-Symphony Serenade
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8:15-The Smoothies
S:30-Xayier Cugat
9;00-Gabriel Heater
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06
Beauties Hints
War Plant Queen
Does Mans Job,
Keeps Appeal
BY ALICIA HART
NEA Staff Writer

Girls filling mems jobs run no
risks of losing their feminine
charms, when they make it a prac-
tice to shed their working clothes
and shine at the end of the day.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06

is not power. Today they own
more than 60 per cent of the coun-
try's real estate, more than go per
cent Of all stocks and commodities
but they let men rule the roost.
Let o woman step out to do
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06

ranging to $265, and some IS items
OF used plumbing and heating
equipment.
The 800 food items recently
added to the dollars-and-cents food
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06
3 ;~'Ss
FIRMNESS is NECESSARY
IN TREATING SICK CHILD
BY MARY BEARD
Director, Nursing Service,
American Red Cross
Writta,, For NEA Gnr,,sro

1t is not always easy to keep
a sick child in bed, but this Is an
important part of his treatment.
If he has been taught to reason
and to respect the judgement of
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06
BY ANN STEVICK
NEA STAFF CORRESPONDENT

Washington, June en- more dol
lars-and-cents fixed prices. not sub
ject to variety of bewildering re-
tail mark-ups, will be set for var
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06

summer style book-FASHION-
has 80 pages of cool-looking, crisp
new sportwear and summer day
frocks and accessories. Order your
CODY now. Price is cents.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06
TOMORROW'S MENU

BREAKFAST: Blackberries,
whole milk, ready-to-eat ce-
real. crisp bacon. toast, butter
or fortified margarine, coffee,
milk.
LUNCHEON: Cream of tona-
to soup, sailed crackers, cottage
cheese and chopped olive salad,
enriched hard rolls, fresh ber-
ries. oatmeal cookies, iced tea,
milk.
PICNIC DINNER: Scalloped
potatoes with smoked should
er, cheese wedges, sliced toma-
toes, radishes, scallions, pickles,
cold cuts, assorted buttered rolls,
orange layer cake, fresh fruit,
soda pop, coffee, milk.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06
GaA ARR|K8I
RNtckonSz#
Mix Economy,
Nutrition In Church
Lodge Meals
BY GAYNOR MADDOX

BY GAYNOR MADDOX
NEA Staff Writer
For the church supper, the lodge
get-together, you'll need good large
scale recipes. These are low in
cash, high in "eat" value. Each
serves Is people.
Scalloped Potatoes With Smoked
Shoulder
rs servings)
Twenty-four medium sized pota-
toes, 1-2 cup flour, 2 tablespoons
salt, pepper. as desired, IL cup for
titled margarine, pints hot milk,
8 lbs. smoked shoulder, ground.
Wash, pare, slice potatoes very
thin. Mix flour, salt and pepper.
Arrange potatoes in layers in greas-
ed baking pan, or pans. Cover each
layer with ground meat, then dust
with the seasoned flour, and dot
with bits of margarine. Pour in the
hot milk. Bake in slow oven 1925
degrees F. about 1 1-2 hours, or
until potatoes are tender and brown
on top.
SOybeans, Scalloped
rs Servings)
Five pintS of fresh soybeans
Cooked or canned, 2 pints cooked
or canned tomatoes, l-2 pint onion,
chopped, Q bay leaves, g whole
cloves, 2 teaspoons sugar, 1-2 cup
fortified margarine, 1-2 cup flour,
/ teaspoon salt, pepper, as desired,
/ green pepper, finely chopped, 8
cups bread crumbs.
Heat soybeans in their own liquid.
Measure into saucepan, tomatoes,
onion, bay leaves and whole cloves.
Of onions are plentiful, stud a very
small extra onion with the whole
cloves to make 1t easy to remove
them later) Simmer together, COW
cred minutes. Remove bay leaves
and cloves. Melt the margarine,
add the flour, sift to smooth paste.
Add the hot tomatoes and cook I'M
til creamy, stirring to prevent lump
ing. Add the chopped green pep
per. Drain juice from soybeans into
this sauce. Season with salt and
pepper. Arrange alternate layers of
soybeans. tomato sauce and crumbs
in a baking pan, covering top with
crumbs. Bake 80 to 40 minutes in
moderate oven $3.50 degrees F..
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06

The American Woman's Jury,
heard Tuesdays and Thursdays al
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-06-06

"Mr. District Attorney" for nearly
two years the most popular half
hour dramatic show on the air, APP
parently has started an accelerated
trend toward more and more mys-
terry in radio fare. Sponsors of sew
eral moderately popular comedy and
variety shows are planning to switch
to the whounits next fall.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28

It's far cry from delivering the Times TO chasing
enemy subs the md-Atlantic but that brief is the
career of 2O-year-old John Patrick Hague.
Today. Hague, pharmacists mate, third class, has
received his reward presidential citation for bravery
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Going. Gone
Police Arrange TO Sell Bike
TO Boy Who Needs One

The gymnasium at police head
quarters was packed with children
yesterday when Jimmy Weaver. IL,
of 1854 Bellevue, arrived for the
police bicycle auction with $40 in
his pocket.
Jimmy hadn't expected anything
like this and he had his eye on
bright red bicycle, the pick of the
lot lie cnnfided TO policeman
who was just there to keep order.
That's it," he said. That's
the one. Daddy just bought a 30
acre farm down in Kentucky
and there's seven OF us kids. L
gotta have bike there; it's
big place"
The kind hearted policeman
looked al auctioneer Patrolman
Bob Gray.
"Now's your chance" he said
TO Jimmy.
The upshot was that Jimmy got
his bicycle for S.
The police department netted
$1,000 from the sale of the bicy-
cles, which sum will be put into
the police fund
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28

Order War stamps delivered
10 YOUR home by your Detroit
Times carrier
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28

aboard the USS Card in battle
along the convoy route 10
North Africa.
With conveys Of vital material
and men flowing steadily along
the sea lane. The inevitable sub
marine wolf pack came The
Gard and Us crew swung into
action. leading aircraft and ship
-nScnrlA-lntn a bloody hattie The
subs withdrew.
\ ieW days later reinforced
with anti-arcraft and heavy OF
+eH>4+e- guns ha-t-hestA- returned
and again The Card went 10 work.
rcgalncd the initiative and drove
the enemy 10 cover.
tiaEllr- ami others Of MIS- -crcft
returned 10 the United States q
few Weeks ago and the prcsiden-
tal citation was issued by IIague's
commander ~ Norfolk, Capt N.
j. Aston Since. Be has been
transferred 10 an unannounced
posi-
a graduate Of 81. Vincent and
s--ttt-tt-t Heart Seminary High
School Hague IS the son Of Mr.
and Mrs Clement Hague Of 30Sl
LaWtcn The father is retired
police detective He entered the
service last Thanksgiving
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
DennSGrope
-EorCandiddte
BY Al KAUFMAN
Times stan Correspondent

LANSING. April 2s-The Den1-
ocrats went home today still with
out candidate for governor and
with virtually no inkling of the
man Who VIII oppose toy. tSetty
in the November election.
Weary after meeting here al
most continuously for as hours.
they decided to adjourn for a
couple of days" and talk over
the situation in local districts.
Ex-Gov. Murray d. Van Wsg-
oner admitted that three poten-
tial candidates were being consid-
cred but declined TO disclose their
identity for fear, they too. might
reject the party bid
The Democrats thought they
had their man Wednesday night
in Maurice Eveland, a Mayville
banker and former state banking
commissioner, but a night ride
from Lansing TO the bankers
home and a conference with Mrs.
Eveland dashed this hope.
Eveland is still being consid-
cred, it was learned, as we'll as
Paul Todd, Kalamazoo, former
member Of the state public serv-
ice commission, but the Demo-
Gratis declined 10 discuss them.
The identity of the third POI
tential candidate is a mystery.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Divorce Ends
Army Romance

Al 1iTrr1--- r-71fTT T1TTIdTI1-e- fIdt-Tf-
suited in The marriage Of WAC
Fay Sanders Of Detroit and Pvt,
Edward Sanders iar- f. j I+iii4a /
ended in divorce IN Judge Vincent
VI. Brennan S court today
Mrs. Sanders testified that She
and her husband ltcd together
only three months and he had
failed 10 support her Both have
been honorably discharged
Mrs Audrey Gwendolyn Law,
l202l Meyers, was granted a di-
vOrCr from FTauCIy Law after she
testified that her husband was an
inNeterate card player and nagged
her
Mn, Mary Grstz. 132 Pineree.
was granted divorce when she
testified that her husband Horace.
brought another woman home
with HIM and dared her 10 get
-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Child Guidance Clinic
For County Approved
nnuted hy InternatLonaI - soundnholos

LANSING, April 2S-The state
hospital commission today author
ized establishment of a child guild
ance clinic in Detroit for all
Wayne County
John n. II a 7 d " commission
chairman said the clinic would
provide social psyChiatric advice
for children referred for study by
health. social. school and other
agencies.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Liquor Granted
StednashipEi Line

The Ashley Dustin Steamship
Co. today had been granted .
probationary liquor license al an
appeal hearing before The liquor
CDn7NISSION-
The firm liquor license was
suspended last summer on charges
that gambling frequently was
permitted on cruises Of The
steamer Put-in-Bay and that
fftrff1t Is tfr-t-r ffrVDtVrrf.
Folnd guilty of selling 10
minor fnl1.. t-la1-nL .4at.. -.ll-.-.,
ffTTf7--f r+--Er ~ - fr- w. - -TFF-fi
suspensions fur- varying periods
including seRcn-day suspension
Tor "Sonnio Wilson. oi The Brown
Bomber Chicken Shack, 30 +.
Forrest
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Shooting al Beirut
As Deputies Arrive

LONDON, April - ms
Shots fired in front of Govern
ment House at Beirut, Syria
killed a number Of persons and
seriously injured others a Reuter-
dispatch revealed today The
shooting occurred when crowds
gathered 10 cheer newly elected
deputies arriving 10 attend a Sos
SION Of parliament
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
ARRESTED IN HOME

When arrested by Patrolmen
Ralph Richards and Paul Pruneau
In the Koelz home the youths We're
carrying two bottles of wine they
had taken
fhe police, Who caught the
youths in The act We're called
when members of the koelz fam
lily heard noises in the house The
two had entered by breaking a
window in the sun room, police
SAID
An effort 20 link the two with
other breaking and entering eases
IN the area viii be made by po-
lice today.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Driver Faces Charge
OF Negligent Homicide

Willie L. Gore. 81, Of 24l Eliot
today was held for examination
May 10 for Negligent homicide in
the traffic death of S2-Near-old
Joseph Zielke 1853 +. Hancock,
who died m Receiving Hospital
March - ArraIgned before Traf-
tie Judge George r. Murphy yes
tcrday Gore stood mute and A
plea OF not guilty. was entered
fJT rTTTTT-
Zleike was struck March, - As
he was crossing Chenc on foot at
Milwaukee,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
2Boys Held
In Burg|driies

A 16-year-oId boy, arrested last
night with a youth of II While
ransackine the home of Herman
hoelz. vice president of the Bor-
den Milk Co. at 24l5 Longfellow,
confessed today 10 two other re-
cent burglaries in the same area.
police said.
fnu 0tdeT youth. John Howe
1T 1892 Myrtle was Implicated by
the juvenile in the other cases but
-rrnInd- me rt1aTNpg-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
. OTHER RoBBERIEs

The younger boy. who was held
at the juvenile detention home,
told police that he and John broke
into the home of William ID.
Cameron. General Electric eXecu-
tive AT 1901 LaSalle Wednesday
night and ransacked the home of
Frank Barlagc. 2400 w Chicago,
last Sunday night.
He said they took a silver bowl
and liquor from the Cameron
home and 80 silver dollars and
lewelry in the. other robbery Part
Of the loot was recovered in the
juvenile $ home.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-28
Gang Kidndp
Suspects Held

Four men who were labeled by
police as shady operators and
who have long police records were
hailed before Prosecutor Bowling
today for questioning IN connec-
ton with alleged KIDNAPPING and
murder threats among one an
other
FBT agents participated in the
questioning in Dowling'S office be-
cause an army .fo-cafibcT pistol
was found in the trio'S automobile.
Three of the men are held for
investigation. They are John d.
Russo 20, of 1872 Fleming
George Sucura. y, of 1860
Greedy, a discharged soldier. and
Ray Monasterskl. %, Of pa Beres-
ford Highland Park
The fourth man is Alex Typ. ..
of 295l Cody upon whose som
plant the other three we're ar
rested.
THREATS CHARGED
Lyp charged that the trio at
tempted 10 kidnap nm and threat
ened his life IN a double cross
over 1913.
lie refused 10 tell officers what
the double cross was. but 1t.
lanes Wetmore said n may have
been over black market whisky or
stolen automobile accessories.
DlRuSso asserted however. that
Lyp was one OF two men who kid
mapped him early Wednesday and
beat him near Dcqundre and Au-
burn roads. west of Utica, and
-lhALhe Mas getting even
Employed "a a clerk AZ the Main
Tool and Die Co. 1907 McNIcholS
DiRu,So declared ms abductors
believed he had been carrying
81 500 OF company funds The
money. he said had been left ~
home until he could deposit IT in
a bank
STORY IL Ref TED
Officials Of the company. how
ever. declared that DlRusSo had
never been entrusted with any
sum that large 'or even one-third
that large
Police records show that Mon
aSterSkl has been arrested AT least
ID times on charges ranging from
-ti1fa~ftfify driving away 4 motor
cycle 10 investigation of larceny
His one conviction was IN 1888
for breaking and entering Hc
WAS placed on probation for a
year.
Suctra has been arrested SIX
times but has no convictions and
DIKuSy0 was sentenced in t9f2 70
from eight months 10 five years
Tor unlaWfully driving away IN
auto. He has been arrested nu-
mcrOuS times
Typ has a police record. but be-
catt>e- hctS the complainant IN this
case II was not released
Policemen Bernard Hartford
and Mike Kopcik Of Dawson sta
ton said they saw DiRusSo and
Sccura fighting 10 get Typ into
The parked car a DAWSON and
Maine A. 4 p. m yesterday
AeRaster-ki vas Al The wheel
r4nllcepeH-A-l+d- thcL--alA
the Scuflng As they drove past
and before they could turn the
'Wo pushed Lyp away from them
and jumped into The car as u
pulled away
i was oyerhsuled. however IN
brief chase by the police car
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-02-16

point IN the ataU 26u lcet ana
there are = nun,nr' al Iih place
Suitable ton ,nrIlrliS
The operation eliminated Il So
rIcS al outilIliin2 manruvcrS ia
the SolnmunS under NaCArthur'S
direction and executed by llalScy.
beginning with the Harding at Rem
duvI ISLAND last June Il also
marked u .50-n'Ilr advance north
westward sine" the Marines went
ashore n Guad,:icanal August :.
lgiH
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-27
Bureaucrats Defined

We see the word bureaucracy
more and more in the newspa-
pers these days. It's the New
Deal smallpox, imported from
decaying and official infested
Europe.
Here is John II Orders def
milton Of a bureaucrat in his
realistic straight hitting and
ironic book, The Bureaucrat"
tLippincotD
THE bureaucrat defies the
law Of evolution by remaining
ever the same. spinning his end
less webs Of red tape without
regard 10 time or cline or calen-
dar. He grows like the mush-
room and spreads like crab
grass. He is the hardy political
perennial with an amazing skill
at self-perpetuation. Here he Is
lin the book in ancient Rome,
in the England Of George WI
and in our own capital from the
early days of the Republic to the
present.
"Now there are more bureau
Gratis than ever because Of the
demands Of the people for new
and expanded social services by
a Santa Claus state. And q new
political paradise by the federal
income tax and the discovery OF
deficit financing"
The bureaucrat In Mr.. Cri-
der'S book is treated like an ami
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-27
All SheII-shocked

Here is the problem posed for
US by Prof. Waller
at Is safest 10 assume that
all veterans are at least mildly
shell Hence, no vet
Grams program can expect TO
succeed unless he family,
friends and employer Of every
veteran acquires a realistic I'M
derstanding Of the veterans spe-
cial attitudes and special needs.
Ours il a citizen army. Our
boys were psychOlogically un-
prepared for war.
at would be foolish to think
that war has not profoundly
changed them. Since every vet
eran is a different man from the
man he was before. we must
learn what those differences are
and what we must do about
them. II eve delude ourselves
with the hope that the g. l.
bill of Rights has automati-
cally solved the veteran problem,
We will find ourselves In the
midst Of the gravest social crisis
in years.
Remember that OF those vet
Grams who have already come
back\at least 40 per cent have
definitely stated that they do
not want their old jobs back
again-they don't even want TO
90 back 10 live In the same COM,
munities from which they came.
And this IL just a fOretaste Of
the changes we must expect
and for which we must prepare
now
Things happen" 20 veterans,
says Dr. Waller. The army ami
hilatcS the soldiers Individual
will He IS ahenated from the
world he left behind. He learns
10 be both cruel and merciful.
To HIM courage is the one great
virtue. He has new views on
morals.
DR. Waller urges Us TO study
the returning veterans with an
unsentimental but helpful mind.
He will need your help. Less
our hero stuff and more solid,
material sympathy.
A fine book. d courageous
hook
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-27

NAL or an insect. We are given
the natural history Of this red
tape spinner the eternal office
socketed spider that strangles
liberties. peoples and empires
with his spinning.
In Dickens Little Dorrit" the
eternal bureaucrat was Mr..
Barnacle. His lair was the Cir
cumlocutian Office. Here Is
Dickens description Of this of
flee brought up 10 date tlocale.
Washington, d. c.:
Because the Bureau OF In
ternal Revenue went on me-
chanically every day, keeping
the wOnd erful. all-sufficient
wheel OF craftsmanship How
Not TO DO II I'm motion. Be
cause the bureau was down
upon any ill-advised public
servant who was going TO do 10
or who appeared To be by any
surprising accident in remote
danger of doing ii with a min
ute and a memorandum and a
letter Of instructions, that ex-
tinguished him.
1T was this spirit OF national
efficiency i'm the bureau that
had gradually led 10 its having
something TO do with everything.
Mechanicians. natural philoso-
pliers, soldiers, sailors, petition
ers, memorialists, people with
grievances, people who wanted
TO prevent grievances, people
who wanted 10 redress griev-
ances, jobbing people. jobbed
people, people who couldn't get
punished for demerit, were all
Unfortunately tucked up
under the foolscap paper Of the
bureau"
You see. the game" never
changes. The New Deal bu-
reaucracy in Washington today
is a superstate. modelled on the
Hegeian Marxian-Hi tler-Stalin
Snperstate.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-27

Will he be an atheist or a
devout believer? Will he
allow himself TO be exploited
by political demagogs-to be
commander in chiefed all
over the place?
These and many other ques-
tons are laid before the Amer
lean people in the best book l
have ever read on the past,
present conditions and future OF
the American Soldier-"Veteran
Comes Back" columbia Uni
versity) Prof. Willard Waller
Cthe Dryden Press, himself a
veteran of World War l.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-08-27
lie Book Shelf
Problems Of Returning Vets Given
Thorough Sympathetic Discussion
BY BENJAMIN DE CAssERES
le veterans como homo.

UTHEN the veterans come home
w That going to be problem to face fellow Americans
Is going be the you knew stranger?
Will he be bitter? hopeful? dsusioned? Will he be
radical or conservative? Will he tear things
bits will he be to go along in the traditional Amer
lean way?
Again what kind Of family will this Of violence be !?
Bradley beam., 1944-04-01
FINANCE FLASHES
By PVT. IRA ASKIN

learn to keep his mind off the gals during business hours.
 Something new has been addedt The current spice of the life of this detachment is the innovation of a cribbage tournament. Only few of the matches have so far been played, so it is almost impos- sible to predict the winner. We did, however, discuss the situation with an expert analyst Wild Bill Har- rington) and that expert told us he believes the best man will turn out to be dark horse named Bill Harrington. The loudest hornblow- ing has been heard from Bill Hay. but he hasn't been able to scare anyone into a forfeit as yet.
 Credit for two new records thia week goes to Max Ward. In fast and well-played game of Flights, he set new low for that game of skill. And he stayed on the post last Saturday night!
Bradley beam., 1944-04-01
WATCH YOUR STEP AGAINST
 FALLS

1. Don't be "FALL GUY" for Ac- cidents.
 2. One SWALLOW doesn't make a SUMMER, but one FALL can be- come a SERIOUS ACCIDENT. 3. Keep HANDS, FREE to GRIP properly the RAILS when using STAIRS or LADDERS. A. If YOU FALL, PRODUCTION FALLS, too. 5. The only FALLS worth while are at Niagara Falls, N. Y. 6. BOTTLES have caused the DOWNFALL of man in more ways than one. 7. When you hear the quitting bell
 You don't have to run like h|l You may trip or you may fall
 And maybe not reach home
 at all.