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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
On
Broadway

his eyes are always in a down.
ward shift.
1t was a joke among news
papermen before the war that
Schickl would avoid a direct
glance and when caught at il
would scurry out Of the room
or, with a sense Of guilt, turn
on the starer and attack him
indirectly by raSping a depreca-
tory remark about a cause with
which the "glancer" was con-
nected.
COEBBELS attended six uni
" versities and entered Heidel-
berg on the strength Of a
scholarship from a Jewish pro-
fessor named Gundolf.
When Hitler spent his early
days in a Viennese flophouse,
the only man who befriended
and helped him was a Jew
named Neumann.
Nazi street fighting tactics
originated at the world pre-
niere of "All Quiet on the
Western Front" the most paci-
fistic of all German pictures.
The Hitler gang objected 10
Remarque's theories.
HITLER'S inferiority complex
Ii expresses itself in his
affinity for slim, blonde Ameri-
can dancers-the complete
antithesis OF the heavy-hipped.
thick-legged German type.
He never actually attempted
10 WOO them. yet several had 70
endure the erotic pictures the
Nails turn out in great number.
Before his rise TO power. Hit
Ter was night club rounder
and liked 10 eat cake with a
background OF waltzes.
A picture was once printed
OF the GoebbelSes--Dr. and Mrs.
to prove how well they were
getting on.
They were dressed in winter
gsrb; the photo appeared in the
summer.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
BY Maj. Gen David
Prescott Barrows

parative strength of the Russian
and German armies.
AS long as the Germans hold
Estonia, and the Finnish army
retains possession of their
isthmus between Lake Ladoga
and the gulf of Finland, the Rus
sian armies presumably cannot
overwhelm Finland without a
great loss Of life. comparable to
what they suffered when they
invaded Finland In 1939-40.
TIIE acquisition by Russia OF
L Finnish territory, of the
Baltic republics and Of ell
eastern Poland. may not come
as easily as many have antici-
pated.
In fact, Il may not come at
all by the military overrunning
of these states by the Red army.
The question Of the future by
these minor countries. whose
independence was established
by sthe first World War, may
not be settled by Russian in
vasion, but by the terms upon
which peace Ia concluded.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16

However, most Of this was made
In real estate.
David Belasco left S1.375,125.
James X. Hackett left
$7S8.9l0.
Edwin Booth left 1922 .430.
Tom Meighan 1884 ,430. Marie
DreSSler S280,845. May Irwin
Sl02.880 and Marilyn Miller
Sl02, 475.
Muriel Smith. Plays the title
role in the terrific musical hit.
Carmen Jones" Muriel sings
that intriguing ditty titled
Loves a Baby That Grows Up
Wild"
Casey" Stengel. Whimsical
baseball manager. Was origi-
nslly called *. c." Stengel he.
cause he came from Kansas
City, But sports scribes started
spelling the nickname as it
sounds and so it became
Casey"
OBSERVED Gilbert White:
" "A wife IL TO thank God
her husband has faults. A hus-
band without faults IL a dan
gerous observer"
Nietzsche said:
AS yet woman is not capable
Of friendship. Women are still
cats and birds. Or at the best,
cows"
Col. Matt VIM, the pooh-bah
OF Churchill Downs who is "a
years old, when asked for advice
on how to live long said;
Always keep living In the
future. Never in the past. As
each day dies IL should be buried
with the dead. The yesterdays
20 back beneath the dust OF
time
Bing Crosby reveals himself
as a fine actor in his latest
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
WORLD IN REVIEW

IN THE face of the gathering
storm in western Europe. no
evidence has been released that
the Germans are moving divi-
sions from their eastern front 70
build up their resistance in the
west.
The Russian advance has
paused.
1t is awaiting the Allied inva-
sion Of western Europe. when a
co-ordinated attack upon Ger
many can begin.
The public mind has become
accustomed TO the success Of the
Red armies in driving the Ger
man armies westward and
doubtless expects 10 see this
success continue until they have
driven the enemy across the
Vistula and have overrun east
ern Germany.
There is informed military
opinion that this accords with
the Allied strategic plan.
The Allied invasion of Europe
Is 10 draw in and exhaust the
Wehrmacht while Russia deliv-
ers the final great blows and
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
MARCH OF EVENTS
BY Benjamin De Casseres

posterity. I. Fala, am the most
perfect type OF crandle-to-grave
security in the world.
Why. l cannot remember
when I was ever allowed 10
exercise my Jeffersonian in
dividuality at all.
was, iiguratively and actu-
ally. born on a leash and will
die on a leash-doggone IT.
Oh. it's nice and comfortable,
but frightfully degrading.
I'm petted TO a whisper.
My coat is brushed and my
tail is flea cleaned. but, I'm
always being watched by some
one in the White House.
My Scotch soul is not my
own.
I'm a perfect product of
social consciousness raised to
the nth dog degree.
DCT sometimes I have dreams.
- All, What glorious dreams
Ny natural. individual soul
returns to me in those dreams
and takes complete possession
of me.
I revert 10 the free rowing
life OF my ancestors.
leleefully face danger in The
faroff woods and hills Of Scot
land.
I'm again what all dogs, all
animals. all birds---all humans.
too. l should be: a free,
competing. battling dog.
In these dreams l am the
great Fala who leads the
strenuous life" preached by
Theodore Roosevelt and not the
social security life of canine
robot.
TIE other day I read about
Il myself in The Reviewing
Stand" column Of Mrs. Henry
McLemore.
That gifted lady describes the
tragedy OF a cradle-to-grave ca
reer with great accuracy
As guest Of the White
House Mrs. McLemore says that
the colored butler. told her 10
holt on 10 this leash good when
you takes Fala out on the lawn
10 play, .-.ae.a,-,-.-.''
"He just naturally loves to run
away and chase birds and
things and he can get through
that fence just as slick as
creased 4gAtHiff,
Well, our colored butler put
my rugged individualism and
contempt of security" in a nut
shell.
am secured" / am kept"
I am "a cradle-to-graver" But
l long for the open road. for
the competitive battle for bones
and birds. I believe with Ben
jamin Franklin that any dog
that gives UP his freedom for
security deserves neither.
And some day. just whisper
this into my fur-I shall break
Jail and scoot down Pennsyl-
vania avenue in the direction of
the free hills of Virginia and
never returnl I'm going 10 the
dogs!
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16

Nelson; next, Atty. Gen. Francis
Biddle; then the new Secretary
Of the Navy James v. Forrestal.
"Yeh. Francis, I just spoke
70 Don about that" heard him
tell Biddle.
For obvious reasons cannot
60 into details Of conversations.
But I've never seen such quiet,
unruffled. efficiency in my life.
Despite the big things on hand,
Secretary Jones also found time
for personal matters.
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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
BY DR.. Logan
Clendening

they turn 10 an alkaline reac-
ton in the body due TO oxida-
ton and the formation OF
potassium bicarbonate.
Tomatoes. oranges, pears
peaches, apricots and pineapple
for this reason tend 10 diminish
the acidity Of the urine; cram
berries, plums and primes tend
10 increase il on account OF the
large amount OF -qu!n!e acid
they contain.
B. M.-Lase summer I suf-
fered a sunstroke and now get
dizzy when over-tired or over
heated.
Answer - Persons who have
ever had A sunstroke must ever
afterwards be very careful about
getting out on a hot day or
overheated in houses. Also they
arc easily exhausted.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16

TIVE private Journal OF Fals,
Il the White House wRg
SMOKING with one eye and
one ear open at the hearth the
other evening | heard a real off,
the.record Preside chat between
The boss and Senator Wagner
on cradle-to-grave security.
say IL was a chat. for there
could be no argument between
the boss and the New York
senator. as they both agree on
practically everything
don't think the boss is as
socialistic.minded as Senator
Wagner. but I've noticed that
he likes TO play pleasantly with
the idea OF every one being
MANNED from the cradle TO
the grave.
4 FTER I'd heard both Of them
"A say social security" and
Grad ! e-to-the-grave" several
times / arose and barked at
them.
They looked az me wonder
ingly, not knowing that ! was
saying TO them point blank:
why use any more words,
boss and senator? Look at me,
faia.
Am i not perfect example
Of cradle-to-grave security?
And do you think ! like IL?
Not a. much as pretend 20,
gentlemen-and l think that
that goes for all socially secured
animals"
Yes. ladies and gents of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16

HITLER was never either a
H house painter or a paper
hanger. (He was a very poor
artist who at one time used TO
put his paintings in an oven to
antique" themD
4 Although lAdolfs father was
Schick & ri b er. d er
lehrer was never called that.
Hitler's father was a ne'er-
do-well. who died in the belief
his son was a zero.
The old man wed three times.
At 81 he married woman al;
at AZ he married girl Is.
At the end of World War /
Adolf trimmed his Won linden
burg-type mustache TO the lip
patch he wears today.
COERINC dotes on caviar,
" regardless of his aversion
10 other things Russian. and
gobbles il by the spoonful.
MuSsOllnl never Ilked nm De-
cause his outthrust chin and
affected Swagger were too much
like F'inito's.
Goering goes hunting on his
estate for animals that are de-
livered 10 his home regularly.
Speaking OF animals: His
Brownshirt gorillas, in the early
days, wore rings which held two
sharp blades conveniently re-
leased by a spring when the oc-
casion called for II.
Goering says he's a descend
ant OF Charlemagne.
COEBBELS took violin les.
" sons when young.
Starlets OF UFA, the German
motion picture concern. are
given keys 10 Gocbbels' apart.
ment and told 10 use them.
Mrs Goebbeis had Mt least
20 affidavits charging her hus.
band as a cheat, but no lawyer
would take a case.
Nayi Gregor Strasser and his
clique always claimed Goebbels
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
WASHINGTON Scene
BY George Dixon

CECRETARY of Commerce
~ Jesse Holman Jones has
kept the New Deal from COM
pletely piling up on the rocks
at least once every "a hours for
the last II years.
He is a businessman, which
would seem to make him pretty
dubious material for a bureau
crat, but doesn't. Not that he
admits 10 being a bureaucrat.
/ would just love TO see some
one stick his head inside Secre-
tary Jones's door and yell, Yah!
bureaucrat!" because there is
nothing I like more than to see
large quantities of gore splat-
tering a rug.
Before coming TO Washington,
Mr.. Jones corraled most OF the
loose dough in his home town of
Houston, Texas-and still has il.
Also. he appears to have quite
a bit OF the governments dough
left.
In fact, with my own ears. I
heard him say TO somebody over
the telephone:
II will not give q nickel more
than two billion dollars for It."
Personally l thought he was
being pretty tight listed, if not
do nrig stingy that he
wouldn't give a nickel more than
than two billion dollars for
something.
/ HAVE long been an admirer
Il Of Secretary Jones. although
] regret he is intolerant at
times. even of other New
Dealers.
For instance. he refuses to be
convinced that Vice President
Wallace is a hardheaded. prac-
teal businessman--and has not
spoken TO the great postwar
planner from Iowa S inc &c last
July IS.
That date Is historically sig
nificant, you may recall. because
II was then that assistant presi.
dent Jimmy Byrnes tried to
bring Wallace and Jones to-
gether.
As a reconciliation il was
about as effective as a Doris
Duke-Jlmmy Cromwell get-to-
gether-and wound up by Presi-
dent Roosevelt passing death
sentence on Wallace's pride and
JOY, the Board of Economic
Warfare.
A NYWAY. Mr.. Jones invited
"A me 10 lunch. / will never
forget his kindly, Old World
greeting. Said he:
Things have been pretty seri-
Gus lately. I thought I could
use some comic relief"
After lunch in his private Of
flee l made a pretenSe Of leav-
ing, but Secretary Jones told me
to sit. II was an experience Ill
never forget. / sat there alone
with him ell afternoon-and got
my first clear picture Of how
this country is run.
The special phone connecting
the White House and all cabinet
officials would buzz. One time
1t would be WPB Boss Donald
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
Quick Answers

Its the military term for an
advance into a country.
2-Cock.fighting.
3-He was never caught.
4-Kine is the generic name for
cows.
SAIL of them are indispen-
sable.
ENGLAND.
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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
w AAA/ AA/AC w ANNAAA/A>AH Broa

had Jewish blood and pointed 10
his club foot as a proof OF a
mixed race, according to that
excellent book. Der Fuehrer,"
by Konrad Heiden.
Goebbels once wrote a Com
munist opponent in an attempt
to. prove communism and ma
tional socialism were the same:
"You and are fighting one
another, but we are not really
enemies. Our forces are split up
and we will never reach our
goal"
uIMMLER In the only one to
IL get away with initiating der
fuehrer's mustache. and even
that Is an unreasonable whack-
Simile.
Robert Ley. creator Of the
German labor front. quaffs a
pint of brandy before break
fast.
Fritz Won Papen became MILL
tary attache 10 Washington on
the strength OF his wifes money.
He twice failed the entrance
exams 10 the war academy, yet
he wore the insignia OF the
general staff.
Won Ribbentrop got rid OF
koerster and Won Hoesch Ger
man ambassadors 10 France
and England respectively with
shots In the arm which pro-
duced air embolus.
julius Streicher had his early
teaching career cut short by a
four-year stretch for attacking
a nine-year-old girl.
HIT.ERS complexion Is pasty
II Ibis thin hair bristles-un-
combed and indifferent--dand-
ruff on his shoulders is habitual.
Because Hess had the habit
Of Ticking dandruff off Adolfs
shoulders and Strengthening the
Hitler tie. he won for himself
the sobriquet Of "fraulein"
among the top Reich rowdies.
Hitler's eyelids are puffy and
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16

WAR docs not teach very
w much that is useful.
To most OF the sensational an
nouncements in the press OF
startling new improvements in
surgery brought about by the
war, may be applied the old
cynical surgical phrase-"Most
Of what is true = not new. and
most Of what IS new IS not
true"
The most valuable lessons
have been learned from the cx-
traordinary advance of indus
trial surgery between World
War ! and World War II.
And that Improvement has
mostly been a matter OF organi-
zation.
Industrial surgeons found that
In any given plant devoted 10
the manufacturing Of a given
product. the chemical and man
ufacturIng procedures involved
will result in percentage rate
OF certain kinds OF accidents.
This ties in with the other
great lesson OF industrial sur
gerry which is that the sooner
proper surgery is applied 10 an
accident the better the results
And they improve not in
arithmotlcal, but in geometrical
ratio.
THE motto for the army
l. doctor is.--"T'hcre is no sub.
stitute for good surgery"
No trick method or invention
has elbowed that out OF the
picture.
The three things that are now
and arc decided helps 10 reduc-
ing mortality and disability in
this war are blood plasma,
chemotherapy tby which mean
the sulfa drugs and penicillin).
Nd the immediate rapid and
0tomfortable methods Of trans
porting the wounded 10 a base
where repair surgery can be APP
piled at the soonest possible
moment.
THE five greatest discoveries
l. Of surgery are: asepsis
anesthesla, chemotherapy Y
ray and transfusions OF blood
plasma.
Nature is good physician,
but poor surgeon.
A archaeological friend Of
mine was smiling somewhat
.cynically At the news announce
ment Of the brand new paraffin
bath treatment for frostbte.
During his combat experience
In World War l he himself in
stalled a paraffin bath room for
certain kinds OF wounds al his
base in Limoges, France.
II Is good stun all right in the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
Answer to Question No. /

Yes. Hardly anything does
more TO give you a general feel
ing OF determination and con-
fidence than keeping your mus
Giles hard and your body gener-
ally fit. Weak, flabby muscles
tend TO make you feel mentally
weak and flabby, and lacking in
the capacity for making firm,
strong decisions.
Answer TO Question No. 2
He not only can. but often
does. Over 5000 college seniors
and freshmen were given a
comprehensive examination"
covering every field of human
knowledge. One-half of the SEN
Tors were more ignorant than
one-third of the freshmen. The
Investigators concluded this was
because the courses were organ
lied in separate, unrelated
units" Thus, a student did not
have 10 use Unit No. l TO learn
No. 2. BY the time he got TO
numbers 5 and 6, he had forgot
ten numbers /. 2 and 3. So the
knowledge leaked out of the
bottom of his head faster than
the professors could put IL in at
the top.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
Detroit Times Rationing Timetable
CUTIES
GAsOIINE

GASOLINE
A Coupon la sails, valid through
June ~
B-2 and ca Coupons gals. each.
h.3 and C-3 Coupons gals each.
tl,aw requires state name and license
number be written on every coupon
when received
FUEL OIL
Period Z and Period S--vslid through
AUG. il.
LIQUOR
No. s-Valid through May 81.
SHOES
AIrplsne stamps and a-valii in
definitely.
Protested FOODS
blue As through o-s-vald IN.
definitely.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
MEArs. CHEEsE. FATS

MtAlN, tHIESE. FATS
Red A-S through T-s-VAud In.
definitely for butter, margarine.
beef steaks. roasts, evaporated
milk, cheese and cheese products.
Next stamps valid June 3.
GUS through rs and As through
h-5-iS stamps--vaiid for direct
purchases from farmers
One N. salvage fat, good for 4 cents
and two meat ration points.
SUGAR
stamps 10 and 81. Book No. I--s
lbs each, valid indefinitely
stamp 20, No. q Raok--5 he for
canning through Feb 2s. 1915
Spare stamp ~, No. 4 Rook-Vahd
for maximum ~ 40 lhs. for can
ring. Apply local board.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
Connolly Answers

1-(c). 2-(b). 3-(b). 4-(c).
Sci. 6--(a) egoism. (b)
dishonesty, (c) stupidity, (d)
pride. (e) rudeness.
Copyright, 1894. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16
Answer to Question No. s

think most parents and
schools tend to do this but il
seems unwise. From all l can
learn about child psychology,
boys and girls should. as much
as possible, play together in
the same games, dress about the
same. and study the same books,
etc, until 10 or II at least. The
fact that they are different
should be kept in the back
ground until the dawn OF the
distinctive sex drives and in
terests.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-16

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Do you gossip
Do you lack confidence In your
self-
Do you like loud" elotheaf
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Montgomery County sentinel., 1944-08-24
Cheese Waffles
Make An Interesting
Lunch Or Supper

Though plain waffle is always
popular, one made with cheese is
just bit more intriguing and is
particularly suitable for luncheon
or supper-a little something extra
added. However, the same recipe
can be used for an assortment of
waffles, or left plain if preferred.
CHEESE WAFFLES
2 cups sifted cake flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
" teaspoon salt
8 egg yolks
cup milk
4 tablespoons melted shortening
3 egg whites
cup grated cheese
Sift flour once, measure, add
baking powder and salt, and sift
again. Beat egg yolks well and
combine with milk. Add to flour,
beating until smooth. Add short
ening. Beat egg whites until stiff
and fold into batter. Fold in
cheese. Bake in hot waffle iron.
Serve hot with grilled tomatoes or
bacon. Makes four 4-section waf-
fies.
CRISPY WAFFLES: Use above
recipe, omitting cheese. Serve hot
with creamed chicken or mush-
rooms or with syrup.
BACON WAFFLES: Use above
recipe, omitting cheese. Sprinkle
batter with diced, cooked bacon or
ham before closing iron.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1944-08-24
MONTGOMERY SIDELIGHTS
: Bu ELSIE WHITE HAINES.

little Brewer boy went home with
the painter "Mr. Trego' who lived
on Patrick Street. His garden ex-
tended back to the Jail yard. SO
OF course visit to the Jail was
always remembered, especially as
the keeper locked him for a short
time in the dungeon where there
was not ray of light" so that he
would never forget his trip.
At the time Mr.. Brewer last
wrote in January he remarked that
only two of his schoolmates were
living Miss Elizabeth Chiswell an
early schoolmate and Joe Reading
with whom he attended Old st.
Timothy's at Catonsville. We
would like to hear him and Mrs.
Sue Burton Dwyer talk over their
recollections of Lincoln's New Year
reception in 1868 and his second
Inauguration. Both say it is won
derful, yet frightening, to live to
be so old that there is no one of
your own generation. with whom
to talk of the early days which
always leave such vivid impress
ions.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1944-08-24
:: HOME AND CLUB ACTIVITIES ::

cussion at their dinner table. They
know that the War Food Chief and
the Price Control Rahjah are still
acknowledgements over sir
loins and porterhouse, not to men,
tion plain hamburger.
Indication of how the employ
ment situation is shaping comes
from California. Factory wage
earners in that State are down
from $4,000 in May 1943 to 826,
600 for May this year. Shipyards
were down from 271, 900 to 246,
600, while aircraft plants dropped
from 243,50O to 199,4OO
An excellent graphic presenta-
tion of the highway problem has
been published in pamphlet form
by the American Road Builders
Assn, Washington A, d. C. 1t is
titled "a Sound Plan for Post
war Roads-and Jobs.
Canada has passed an agricul-
tural support price bill which pro-
vides floor for all farm products
with the exception of wheat. This
latter already is taken care of un-
der other legislation.
Montgomery County sentinel., 1944-08-24
Apple Rice Pudding
Recommended For A
Tasty Change In Desserts

Oh yes, we all serve rice pud-
ding, and apple puddings of one
sort or the other, but how many
have thought to combine the two?
1t is so nice a combination that
we recommend it for a tasty
change in the usual run of des-
serts.
APPLE RICE PUDDING
2 cups cold boiled rice
6 large apples
" cup brown sugar
teaspoon cinnamon
2 tablespoons butter or
substitute
3 eggs, separated
2 cups milk
6 tablespoons granulated sugar
Is teaspoon salt
" teaspoon lemon extract
Line a CREASED baking dish with
rice. Cover with a layer of apples,
which have been peeled, cored and
thinly sliced. Sprinkle with half
the brown sugar and half the Gin
namon. Dot with 1 tablespoon
butter. Blend egg yolks with milk
and pour over the pudding. Bake
in pan of water in a moderate
oven 1925 F.) 80 minutes. Cover
with meringue. made by beating
egg whites stiff and beating il,
sugar, salt, and extract. Return
to oven and bake 80 minutes long,
er, or until meringue is evenly
Drowned.