Arkansas State press., 1944-05-05
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Jedge!!!"

Over heard In a Ninth Street
leadership last week: 1.-THE
sanitation department. of the city
of Philadelphia will have an aw-
full headache cleaning and fumi-
eating that city after the Meth
odists hold their Annual Con-
ference the first of the month"
"Why?" with all those preach
ers from all over the country
there, they will have to use every
spade in the city to get the side
walks clear again. Il under
stand now"
The Draft Board is finally do
ing to Ninth Street Just what the
better class of citizens have been
trying to do for a number of
years-cleaning it us.-'Stoo bad
they are limiting their cleaning
to 3Sers.
I've always held the opinion,
when men get too old to raise
hell, they spend their time in CIV
ing advice. This was strengthen
ed last month when the City
Council passed the Anti-Petting
Ordinance and it was signed by
the mayor. This is no reflection
on the new law. it will serve to
make us a little more careful in
hugging and kissing wives, Wen
have to be sure that We can
produce sufficient evidence to
prove that they are our wives
from now on.
The marriage license bureau
should do a booming business
with the Anti-Petting Ordinance
in force. You'll just have to
take a chance on marriage, and
should you find yourself dis
satisfied you are just UP there.
If you do your petting in pub
lie, it's just too bad, and If you
do it in privacy, you may find
yourself taken out of civilization
for about six weeks, unless you
have lived awful careful.
Facing hizzoner for petting in
public were: Ruth Mae Man, All
Harrington Street; Willie Will
liams, sol Apperson Street. $40.
irene Housley, 1908 Hanger St.,
and Nose Gregory. s11.40.
Self Preservation may be the
first law of human nature, but it
isn't worth a tinker's dam before
Hot Springs tribunals. A color
ed woman who stabbed a white
man on a Spa bus after being
slapped by him was given two
years. inconsistency, thou are a
jewel!
Off to Hot Springs for a rest
and publication go Lenora York,
S13h w. Sth Street; Clarice
Ware and Mozella Porch, 1906
Magnolia, N. l.. r.
Wednesday mite, May H.,
brings to the Robinson Auditor
ium n of the greatest attrac-
lions since Pearl Harbor. Ella
Fitzgerald, the first lady of
swing, Cootie Williams, one of
the nations greatest trumpeters,
Moke and Poke, the greatest com
edy team of the twentieth CEN
fury, Eddie Vinson, the Groovey
blues singer, Ralph Brown, the
sensational tap dancer and Ameri
cas- greatest quartette, the Ink
spots, "Nuf-sed!" Yes, Tucker
is the man behind the attraction,
so make your reservation early.
Surprises don't always produce
pleasant results. This can be very
easily verified by Vanzie Mason.
9l2 Harrington and Bernice
Green, 231S r. 10th, when Davis
and Love, unannounced entered
their secret rendezvous at 912
Harrington. $26.40 each says
hizzoner. Eugene Nelson, 321
West 22nd Street and Idella
Washington, 1901 Cumberland
Street, shared a surprised visit
from the same gentlemen while
over to 1901 Cumberland, but
found hizzoner more susceptible,
$40 each. Paid.
Now, until Bilbo learns to keep
his mouth closed as a civilian and
General Patton as an Army officer
.ll- IL. $500 nul .III 49,