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The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1944-10-19
Don't Be Bashful. LadiesI

RIGHT THIS WAY, Ladies, for
the greatest contest that ever hit
this here village. 1t Is called, aye
Ode Baking and Eating Contest!"
Ye bake we eat. One entry has
already been received and passed
upon by the judges. To prove her
cakes are not paper weights :. as
we intimated i. Mrs. Arthur Korn
has flung the gauntlet at us. Two
mountaineering strictly from
heaven cakes were parked on our
desk this day. because we are the
captain Of thesjudges all cakes are
parked on our desk. This brave
staff Of newshounds without
batting an eye offered their
lives rs human guinea pigs. This
we do only as service for our
readers =. which shows We really
have the interest Of the public at
heart.
Now -. proud We are to report
that Mrs. Arthur Korns two cakes
have passed the test the acid
test. We judged her cakes from
every angle. Then We ate EN-. The
judges then went into a huddle
and out came the decision They
were damn goodl
And there you have It. ladies. The
opening gun on the greatest cake
contest has been sounded. Are you
going to let Mrs. Kcrn walk of
with al the honors? Surely there
must Be other good bakers between
here and Gotrox Gulch. Remember,
We. the judges, give our al ;. our
Time. our appetites. our good tudg-
(Contfnued on Page ID
The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1944-10-19

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The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1944-10-19
...... by
strauss
gantz
Your Best Friends
Won't Tell You

BURDETTE MILKINS: "Gantz,
my boy, you're slippin'. You're colym
has gone sour"
Barbara: Starlight, Daddy, Num-
my and I love you anyway"
Harry -whitlow: 'Whatsa matter,
Gantz, afraid Of a DOGGY man?"
Barbara: Don't pay any attention
TO those men, Daddy. We like you.
Honest we do"
Happy Sage: "Why don't you
throw in the sponge. You've been
scratched"
Barbara: Don't believe him, Dad
dy. He's jealous. Who reads the
colylIm TO him?"
Fred Genthe: "Phooey. It's be-
ginning to smell"
Barbara: Tell him TO wipe his
shoes, Daddy. We think you're aw-
full good"
Francis Melody: Maybe you need
. vacation. Have you tried vitamin
pills7"
Barbara: "Phooey on 'em, Daddy.
You got lots Of muscles. Only they
don't show"
Ira Kreger: why don't you save
1t all up til blowing time. Then
We can use it for fertilizer. You
can make a fortune on it."
Barbara: He ought to be ashamed
Of himself, Daddy. After all the
nice things you wrote about him at
election time. The old farmer!"
Chef Jarvis: Don't put our ads
near the column. Scares the people
away from our shoes"
Barbara: Shame on him, Daddy.
Why don't you bury his ad next
time"
Fluffy Flynn: Il stood It for
whole summer, then decided to go
to college to forget. I had to read
the stuff cause Mr.. Gantz signed
the pay checks"
Barbara: "Seei What did tell
you, Daddy. Never trust a red head.
The nasty thing!"
Bill Whyte Linotype Operator,
wyandotte News-Herald) Can you
blame our union asking for more
money! We have to read the stuff
The subscribers can skip it."
Barbara: "Hey Mummy, do you
think Daddy Is really all right? He
looks kinda funny to me. Maybe it's
his stummick. Do you think his
colyum gives him indigestion? Amt
Il awful, Mummy. Whatn we tell
the neishbors?"
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The Wyandotte news-herald. (Wyandotte, Mich.) 1943-1963, 1944-10-19

Three calls in one day to report
q receptionist who radiates
sunshine :. and makes the patients
forget they're sick. Bernadette Mel
ody ut Doc McDonald's Corp.
George Gartner pens a note from
New Guinea. Just bought carton
Of Gigs. =. with a card inside. This
Is o gift" In 1910 the Repub-
licans took the state by $500 votes.
The Dems say they will overcome
this In November because Of the
heavy registration in Wayne County.
The Republicans will bet that up
state rural votes will give them a
10000 majority this time. Gov.
Harry Kelly isn't taking any
chances. He's appealing to the
Dems for their support. Wyandotte
will turn In $4,000 vote.
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07
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Case Clothes suits and tepeooss teV Fsll msks front pess news Os $l0.7S and $2A.7S. Pos months we hovo been collecting AnO fsbrles -. eoboFdlnes -- eovoFtS - oFd.Anlshsd weVsssds- eevelFy wills end dog. ems ef others. New we'se Fsody wlih one os he 0FeesOss collections ef suits and eooNS we hevs ever presented "a sVvs reflection ei the pewer ef inc cese Clothes lew evsrhsed policy.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07
|CLASBY REPORTS
 FOR FIRE OUTY|
Given Discharge From U. s. Navy; $500 Needed
 for New Tires

William J, Clashy, formerly Q member of Truck co, No 1, has been discharged from the Navy and has returned to duty in the fire depart ment, Chief Thomas CaVanaugh informed the fire board at its meet- ing yesterday,
 Chief Cavanaugh also reported that $500 is needed for new tires for several pieces of equipment, and the board asked the board of fi- nance to transfer tihs amount from some other item,
 The board received and turned over to the department pension fund Q check for $2S from Miss Julia smith of the State theater in ap- preeiation for the work of the de- partment in putting out Q fire in the storage building in the rear of l27 East Main street on Aug, l7,
 Chairman Finton J. phelan an- nounced that the committee on men and discipline win meet next Wednesday at p, m, to clear up several matters, It Is presumed these have to do with requests for retire. men on pension of William Bart, Bernard Coyle, and James Flynn,
 A meeting of the full board will follow the committee meeting We'd nesday at which the members will consult with the budget director over drafting the departments bud get for next year,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07
The Season's IOvenesf SUITS and COATS
 in a riot of
 new fall cOlors!

Here you'll find qvoIiN and economy in keeping with tho tredhionol Case Clothes low overhead policy. There's reol drome for Fall and the Case Clothes superb collection em. braces every new and lovely variation. Suits in rich twills- bosket weaves - sohordines and menswear worsted. Bright, bright eolors featuring every new shode from fvehsio 10 glowing soIds and soft sreys and beises. tt will pay you to visit Case Clothes todoy.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07

ing on the telephone, frantieally waving to him to come over When he did, the soldier thrust the re- ceiver in front of Jones and pleaded with him to sing, The star eom- piled and when he finished asked whN was on the other end of the line. The lad Said 1t was his father and mother down Texas way, So not only did Jones sing for tho men in tho ward but also for the pleasure of two people thousands of miles awAyl
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07
WAVELETS s
By ED LEAMY

Next Monday night in eontOne- tion with the RKo picture step S,lvelye, starring Frank Slnatra, the RhA(e Theatre win conduct Q Silg~ SnR contest to pick the Frank St. nelra or Rohhy-SoN-Don Juan ot Waterbury, The contest will pc broadcast over wATR at lo;AS p, m, m addition to the prize to De awarded by the theatre manage menk, the lucky winner wtll appear on a special fifteen minute program which win be aired by wATR In the near future,
 And speaking of Frank Sinatra, when Allan Jones went to Aolloran Hospital recently to entertain our bows, Ray Sinatra, cousin Of "Ihe Volce", accompanied Jones on plano-on wheels, The two went from ward to ward, AS they en- tered one Jones observed boy talk
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07

Philadelphia is worried over an epidemic of snoring birds" Which is. ironic when you consider that's what Philly ball-fans have been doing for so many years
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07

Favorite Conversation of Week: Officer (optimisticalIy): "HOw do you like my company" Girl: ''WOn- derfuI, they're all such nice boys!"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07

Two Chinese, Yun Tieh-H and Lew York hing, convicted of murder, died In the electric chair at Sing Sing Thursday. If you have short- wave radios, listen to the Japs make propaganda headlines out of this story by distOrting the facts
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07
Jesse ADLER Looks at the NEWS

Headline: "Hundist Fritz Kuhn On Hunger Strike" Prfohahly has upset stomach from eating his own wordSl
 Headline; "WindsoF Duchess Royal Appendix To Be Taken Out," We'll, everybOdy's taking Q cut these days ,,
 The Russian capture of PloeSti now losses more water on Hitler'S Troubled Oils ..
 Mayor LaGuardla Is batting with N, Y,'S 9th Avenue Assn, whO've asked members to close on V-Day. HellUva thing to start war about, The 0PA has denied the land lords petition for 10 percent in- crease In rent, That's tenpercental. ly Sweeter
 Only 5000 new autos will be rec leased In September, 1t iS an- nOunced. Pretty tough news for the aut0.thlef profession who find co little profit In used cars.
 Sign in Honest Auto Dealers Win. dow: Slightly Abused Cars" ..
 
 Incidentally, I just found out what's wrong with my tires, The airs beginning to show thru them. Traffic fatalities in Chicago were lower for July, Sure, most of Chi cago was attending a Convention that month .,
 Two Chinese, Yun Tieh.h and Lew York hing, convicted of murder, died In the electric chair at Sing Sing Thursday. If you have short- wave radios, listen to the Japs make propaganda headlines out of this story by distOrting the facts
 Ralph Lyman, of Weymouth, Mass, Is defending his dog as a Peeping Tom, The complainant ayers the dog reared on its hind legs and persisted in pressing its nose against their window every night, Probablyll wind up Broad- way columnist.
 Truckdrlver John TeselantO stop ped off at q 9th Avenue beanery after which he discovered his truck, full of 5000 bottles of liquor had been stolen while he was drinking coffee, Some chaser, huh!
 Hearns, N. Y. now takes off two cents per dozen eggs-if you supply your own container. If you supply the chicken you get an extra 9S per- cent off!
 Definition of 8 Gentleman: A fell low who steps on Q cigarette after he thdOwS it on the carpet!
 Billy Rose has completed the purchase of .he ziegfeld Theater and now owns it all by himself. That noise you hear is the late Flo Ziegfeld whirling in his grave.
 One officer friend of ours says hell admit the morals of his troops is high when one of them asks: "Is 1t true some day we'll have to re- turn to civilian Iife?"
 Philadelphia is worried over an epidemic of snoring birds" Which is. ironic when you consider that's what Philly ball-fans have been doing for SO many years
 FavOrite Conversation of Week: Officer (optimisticalIy): "HOw do you like my company" Girl: ''WOn- derfuI, they're all such nice bOys!" 7:30-something for the Girls 7:45-To the itchheld County
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 BUSINESS EDUCATION. as Riv- II an Ia lkfA sehnei will carry you H far fn thr business world. Courses II fer mornings 0f evenings. Call f-11az.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-09-07

CclVCE Ill lEUAlb VI JVllSH WiN HAS"NNN with him to sing, The star com. piled and when he finished asked whN was on the other end of the line. The lad Said 1t was his father and mother down Texas way, So not only did Jones sing for the men in tho ward but also for the pleasure of two people thousands of miles awAyl
 A varied program featuring Tschaikowsky's Fourth Symphony ! in r minor and DehusSy's "La Mer' ("Hhe SeaD will be played by the New York Philharmonic.Symphony Sunday, September 10 9cRS, S:oo to t:30 p. mO,
 Vladimir Golsehmann, conductor of the St, Louis Symphony, will di- rect the concert which will also in- clude the Overture to Russ Ian and Ludmilla" by GlinEN,
 E chapte rof "The American Scriptures" will be presented at intermission time,
 Debussy had Q, deep and abiding affection for the sea and the three movements that form La Mer" re- fleet that love, Here I am again with my old friend the sea, always innumerable and beautiful" De- pussy wrote c friend However, De- pussy added, people do not suffi- clently respect the ocean which he thought should be bathed In only by mythical Sirens,
 The first movement of Debussys s exqulsltely tinted and subtle work is entitled From Dawn to Noon On the Sea- and is tonal picture of the ocean as 1t comes to life beneath Q blazing sun, It was of this section that the witty French composer Erik Satie was speaking when he said that he liked "the part at quarter past eleven" The second movement Play of The Waves is scherzo-like in mood. The finale, Dialogue of the Wind and The Sea, is a re- markedly imaginative and powerful section.
 Oi all Tschaikowsky's symphonies, the Fourth is the most intensely personal and the one that most wildly recalls his strange and poignant friendship for Mime. von- Meek, the wealthy patroness whom he never actually met.
 Ed "Archie" Gardner will use Finnegan as the welcome mat to usher Rudy Vallee int othe unhal- lowed halls of Duffy's Tavern and inaugurate the new radio series over NEG on Tuesday, September IS, when the beanery returns to the air at so p. m.
 Rudy Vallees appearance gives Archie an idea. Why not have Val lees new radio program originate from the Tavern and thereby solve the question of Duffy's rent and leave a "fin" or two left over for mine host'-at least 1t seemed like good idea to Archie.
 The familiar voice of Clifton "Hrains" Finnegan (Charlie Cam tOr) takes to the air again as do the toil-worn tones of Eddie the Waiter (Eddie Green). Miss Duly will be very much in evidence as her fathers daughter and cashier extraordinary. The music is under the capable direction of Matty Mall neck.
 Whatever the location. Broadway or Main Street, Americas musical heart heats alike. Morton Downey' q eanflv businessman as well as a faIented tenor, bases his success forTnuIa on that belief. And 1t pays dividends.
 weekday afternoons, Monday shrosIrh Friday over the Blue Net w'ork. Morton warbles songs direct. ed primarily at the home and h1arthside. There are Irich melodies ois
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19

national committee. And I can
say that officers of that COM
mittee were consulted. At any
rate, Landon desired a guaran-
tee that no third term was
being considered.
Mr., Roosevelt not being will
ing to make such a guarantee.
both Landon and Knox declined
the invitation.
SUBSEQUENTLY,, Stimson
~ and Knox did JOIN the cab
met. but it was strictly on their
own. In fact. in the 1910 and
1912 campaigns neither Stimson
nor Knox played any part in
Republican affairs.
The leaders of the party,
apart from the national COM
mittee, are in the Senate and
the House of Representatives.
Senators Nandenberg and Taft
lead in the Senate; Joe Martin
leads in the House. We're this
bipartisan government, the
President would consult with
Vandenberg, Taft and Martin.
This has not been done. al
though Mr.. Hull is establishing
some formal collaboration at
this moment.
One often hears that because
a number OF business men are
in positions of Importance in the
administration and b cause
some of them may have been
registered as Republicans that
this is bipartisan administra-
ton.
THE fact that Mr.. Roosevelt
l. could not find adequate adj
ministrators in his own party
and wisely took them from the
citiZenry without regard TO
political affiliation, still does not
make this a bipartisan admins
tration.
None of these appointments.
however. was formalized. If a
bipartisan arrangement was
sought. by any inquiry TO or
arrangement with the Repub-
lican party. Without such for
mality bipartisan adminis-
traitor is impossible.
Copyright. 1914. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19
EUESE bAVS BY George T.
A - Sokoisky |

I HEARD Dorothy Thompson,
in an otherwise commendable
broadcast, say that the present
administration in Washington is
bipartisan. II she meant that
II Is composed of Democrats and
New Dealers, she is correct, for
there is a definite demarcation
between these groups.
Or II she inferred that the
Communists formally support
the New Deal, she is correct.
But If she believes that because
Secretary of War Stimson and
Secretary OF Navy Knox are. or
we're, Republicans. that this is a
bipartisan administration, then
she is all wrong,
Before the 1910 election. Mr..
Roosevelt proposed TO ALI Lam
don and Frank Knox, the Re-
publican 1886 candidates. that
they take cabinet positions as
Republicans.
Neither had any authority TO
bind his party, such authority
being vested in the Republican
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19
MAJOR DE SEVERSKY- POWER Air

and snachronistic state Of az
fairs.
There is every reason 10 fear
{ h the air potential of our
country Will be divided. mis-
handled and misapplied because
of the failure 10 extend genuine
autonomy 10 this new and para
mount military force.
II becomes the solemn duty Of
airmen in non-offlcial positions
and therefore free to express
themSelVes-to warn the nation
on this vital matter.
AS a pertinent illustration OF
the failure 10 visualize the
future military world picture as
affected by air power, consider
a recent and typical statement
by Secretary of the Navy Knox.
Discussing the japanese man.
dated islands in the Pacific, ne
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19
BY George
Dixon

You may put II this way II YOU
wish:
a spokesman for the war
department said II depends on
circumstances.
That Is very clear and forth
right" I said. "You had better
watch out, for all this out
SpokeHness NAV get YOU In
trouble. You know how Secre-
tary Stimson feels about spill
ing everything.
We'll" said TIE brass hat.
there are eases In which We
do not provide free lawyers. ON
the other hand there are cases
I'm which we do. hut there ara
also cases In which We do not
and"
IAN right" interrupted let
uS get concrete. suppose a sol
der. for some reason or other
which we will not louise up this
debate by going into, wishes a
divorce Does he get a lawyer
for nothing ="
To my mind, the brass hats
reply should go laundering down
10 poSterity Because IL was so
inspiring l took il down word
for word that none of il might
be lost. This is what he said
"If n was case Of maintains
ing the soldiers morale there
would be no fee. But IL the
divorce was just a luxury"
Distributed oy King Features synd Inc.
Reproduction IN whole or in part
strictly prohibited.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19
Air
Power

declared that we should keep
them as a matter of military
consideration, although they
were of no value for CONNER
-e4al aviation.
1t happens that precisely the
opposite is the case.
Such way-stations Will be Of
great value as stop-off points
in the great network of civil
transport and passenger flying
that is certain 10 develop. But
from a military standpoint they
will be useless.
Already most of these islands
have been cancelled out mill
tarily by the growing range Of
aviation. AS time goes on. the
full range potential of air power
will be utilized. Intermediary
points wifi then be utterly un-
necessary and useless.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19
WASHINGTON SCENE

UASHINGTON, April 19-The
w army. which d does about
everything else for our warriors.
has also set up machinery 10
provide them with legal advice.
This is operated in conlunc-
ton with the American Bar
Association which agreed that
existence might he-bFIFHteHHd
for many a soldier If ne had
the services of a good mouth
piece.
The setup is very elaborate
and covers wide field. Every
post. camp or exchange has
legal assistance officer ready 10
spray advice from Blackstone
and Frankfurter at a minutes
notice.
Although not too openly adj
vertlsed because. after aiii,-t+ft-
army does not wish 10 enCOur-
age our fighters 10 devote their
main efforts 10 suing somebody
the existence of the lawyer
on-the-cuf business is not kept
secret either.
Any soldier who feels he
could do with a lien, a tort, or
maybe tasty writ Of replevin.
knows where 10 go 10 seek
same.
III the soldier has case that
requires going 10 court he is
given a civilian lawyer because
an officer cannot appear as
counsel in anything but a mill
tary tribunal
This is quite all right with
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19

A MERICA'S peace will be
~ protected in the postwar
period by a tremendous army
running into millions of men,
according to Maj. Gene. Lewis
B Hershey.
II Will be backed by a navy
second 10 none. according 70
Assistant Secretary of the Navy
James V. ForreStal.
The paradox Of the American
military picture. however, is
that in an epoch so clearly dom
mated by aviation there is no
one with the full authority 10
present the case for the role of
air power in the postwar period.
True. Gene. Henry II Arnold,
as. head of the army AIR forces,
might speak up for army air
power"
Adm. John s. Mccain, as dep
put chief for naval operations
(air), might speak up for navy
Oil IONtl
In addition, each OF the
spokesman for the surface
forces now includes aviation in
his concept Of his particular
force, in the same way that he
includes artillery or PIT boats.
But there is no one in an Of
fetal position who has the right
and the obligation 70 bring TO
public awareness the larger
bdestiny Of American military
aviation.
Since legally and officially we
h ave not yet recognized air
power as a distinct force in IFS
own sphere. no one in the seats
Of leadership has the authority
10 think and plan along these
lines.
The Raj in Britain, or the
luftWaffe IN Germany. being run
by their own air ministries or
departments. can make overall
air plans. There is no equiv
slent organization in the United
States.
Most of the confusion as 10
A'A the character of our post
war military establishment
grows out Of this reactionary
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-19
WALTER VNINCHELL pro On

Women" a new all-feminine
forum. An interesting show.
The Open Door" (via CBS)
is a daily drama by the clever
Sandra Michael. who auth'd the
grand Against the Storm"
radio hit
Honeychile Wilder's return 10
the air via Mutual was some
thing 10 enjoy,
Helen Hayes turned Ben
Hecht's poignant tale, Miracle
in the Rain. into tender radio
drama that contained all the
warm humanity OF a mothers
kiss.
T,HE Press Box; When Senator
Il Barley titled with FDR,
anti-admlnistration gazettes
hoisted him 10 their shoulders
and treated him like a con-
quering hero. But when the
popular senator came out in
support of 4th term their atti-
tude became icy enough 10 skate
on.
After Willkie retrieved his
battered hat from the ring Re-
pub die-hards who groaned
that he was running the party
turned on their most pleasant
smiles and hoped he would
give them a hand in the presi-
dental campaign.
Even the -. Y. Times tripped
over It's own toes. One day IL
predicted the western invasion
would be "hideouSly costly"
The next day il scoffed al the
prophets OF gloom who hint
that no one will return from the
invasion"