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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Pay Through Nose

It's no place for a newsboy.
that Kentucky Derby. 1t costs
you S6.l5 TO get into the club
house. If you want a seat in
the clubhouse you pay $3.50.
The grandstand was oply Sl65
but a reserved seat Cost you
about s..
The take in gate receipts
isn't given out but is conserva-
lively estimated as more than
$500, 900 which is just about
tops for a sports event.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
-UAW-CI0 Loop
Opens Season

Opening Softball games in the
UAW-CIO twilight league will be
played today. Briggs TAP will open
against Briggs 2l2, renewing the
inter-plant traditional feud on the
east side of town.
The west side section OF the
league promises a close race. Any
team is likely TO upset last years
section winners, Ford Local 400.
Baseball gets under way tomor-
row. All teams will play at North
western Field and will continue to
do so throughout the entire sea-
son.
TODAY'S SOFTBALL SCHEDULE
EAST SIDE
Briggs if2 vs.. Briggs PIP Lodge No. I.
y. m Packard 1870 vs.. Continental $50.
Lodge No 2. $50 P. m Motor Products
203 vs. Zenith 1O4. Pingree No. I. g p. m
Car Wood $50 vs.. Chrysler Z. Pingree No.
3. p. m. Hudson 1874 vs.. Plymouth 81,
St Clair No. l. ?. m. Murray 2 vs..
Bombers 2i2, postponed game.
WEST SIDE
Ford 500 va All Stars ia. Clark No.
3. m Ford 900 W, Desuto 227
Northwestern No. 3. 8 .. m. Chrysler s4t
vs.. Diesel 1913. northwestern No. 4,
D. m Chicago Rawhide 6s4 vs. Kelsey
IA Atkinson No. >, s p. m; Ford 400
bye.
TOMORROW's HARDBAIL GAMES
Ford 400 vs.. Kelsey Hayes 17t. North
western No ] q p m Packard 100 vs.
Fibre 2O3, Northwestern No. 2, 6 30 r. m
Ternstedt IA vs.. Motor Products 2o3
Northwestern No 3. 8 p m: Continental
$50 W Ford 500. Northwestern No. 4
B NJ mn Hudson lhA. hAe
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Phil Cnr1rrcIIG:

Veteran first baSeman Of the
Chicago Cubs, was named by
Manager CHARLEY GRIMM as
team captain today in hopes Of
sparkling the Cubs back into the
winning column. The 27-year-old
Italian youth, who hit .29l and
batted in % runs last season, sue
ceeds the retired STAN HACK
as Cub captain.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

Briggs yesterday. here Is "hat
Jerry accomplished
Struck out % men in an Gin
ming game as Police won, 22-l,
Allowed two hits. both singles.
Drove in six runs with four
singles and a triple IN seven times
up.
Police scored in every inning
with Mike Hitch also bagglng five
hits.
In the Legion opener last Sun
day, Burke held RooSe-Vanker Ia
four hits 10 win, 6-2.
After leading, 10, for six in
nings, Beaudry finished strong &c
whip Vincent. 10-5. in the other
game yesterday.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Defr0fI Purdue GIub:

VIII have as guest Of honor al
It's Alumni Club dinner at Web
ster Hall Thursday night -four
members of the Purdue Univer-
>ty football coaching staff, in
Guiding head coach ELMER
BIIRNHAM.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
NEEDED Stills

Wf yop had been pitching,
Dickcy wouldn't hare got the hit, ~
the 8 foot 7 inch southpol0 told
Dis Trout ia The Tiger clubhouse.
'Tt iCds Il boumder Just oUer my
head. You UoUld hare caught II
and thrown Dickcg ont at first
WIN don't BoW near BoiU SALTS
tomorrow today" SHgges 2 d
Trout TO his pal.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

Leading Rochester Red Wings
defeated the Baltimore Orioles
. 10 l yesterday -. Montreal
Royals continued TO press the Red
Wings with a 7 20 Is victory over
the Jersey City Giants d. Buff
falo Bisons won from Newark
Bears. 4 10 0 Syracuse and
Toronto split a twin bill Syracuse
took the opener 3 10 ,, and
dropped the nightcap S 70 D
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

Milwaukee Brewers today hold
their seventh straight victory.
after defeating the Toledo Mud
hens. 8 10 3 -. Columbus Red
birds continued TO hold down
second place with 3 TO de
ciSion over the Kansas City Blues
Game between Louisville and
ST. Paul was postponed because
of rain.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

Niqht Edition Code Key

The Detroit Times daily prints ~ the
Night Edition only the name N a horse
which race experts feel II among the out
standing bets Of the day
The code kew appears each night In the
Eight star and Red Line editions. mum
Der corresponding 10 each letter Of the
alphabet. -
The horses name appears ONLY IN
THE NIGHT EDITION AND is PRINTED
IN CODE Tomorrow code follows
AL Bit C-2O dos E-39 FL G-l3
H-gS I-g9 J-sS KISS LII MAJ MSS
O-Gt PTS O-5 RE SIS TOE I-eO
M-7R NJ I'm.
Clip this code key n will enable you
90 remember the name OF tomorrow's code
horse appearing ONLY IN THE NIGHT
EDITION
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Asa y. Bushnell:

7. c. "A secretary, announced
today that 30 colleges have nomi-
rated 403 individual entries in the
seth annual intercollegiate AAAA
outdoor track championship The
meet will take place May 20 on
Franklin Field. Philadelphia, and
the largest teams VIII come from
the army and navy, with 40 and
IS, respectively.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

berth i'm base
ball if I h e
Pira eS COM
peted in this
sport.
Sixteen-year-
old Burke lends
his b a S e b a ! ]
talent 10 the
cause OF Police
p ost in the
A m er c a n
Legion League
Pitching against
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
He and
Dizzy!

ST. Theresa Highs star all
around athlete, Jerry Burke, has
won places on All-Catholic foot
ball and basketball teams, and
would be a cinch for an all-star
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

SAGINAW May 11--Marwood
Garchow. l5-ycar-old Central
Junior High School student, bc-
lievcs he might just as VOL q-l
fishing. although he's only start
lng hls second season,
IN probably never catch an
other that big" he sand. 4dmr-
ING The ~ .-0rh rainbow trout
10 took from An Ores River
near National City Sunday Tire
fish weighed more than z pounds
after being cleaned.
Marv God was fishing with his
father. Martin Gsrchow, SIS S.
Washington when he hooked
ne big rainbow with a worm
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Westerns Stag Day

Western Golf and Country Club
will hold a stag day Saturday. II
will be the formal introduction Of
the new pro, Bill Brown, to the
members .+
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

Overmire is still trying TO get
overtime pay for his last ses-
sion with the Yankees. He went
II innings on the Tigers last
trip East in the 1913 schedule.
He recalls he walked Joe
Gordon and Bill Dickey followed
with hit that scored the win
ming Yankee run.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Detroit Tech'S:

Tennis team played TO a 3-S tie
yesterday with the University of
Detroit This was the return
match, II. of y won the first, TO.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
TIED AGAIN

Again the score was dea6locked
when in the home half of the
seventh Lindell tripled and scored
on a single by Milosevich.
But that was the end Of the
Yankee scoring. The Tigers. in the
eighth, went to work with two
down. Three Tiger singles. York.
Higgins and Outlaw. put them
ahead.
When Savage booted Chuck
Hostetler'S grounder and the
bases were loaded II looked like
more Tiger scoring. However.
Swift parked fly with Metheny
and the fun was over.
Trout led of with his third
single Of the game in the ninth
and moved to-tAird on Cramer's
infield single. Then. hen Hoover
Int into double play. Dir scored.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Dix Is Our Bow!

Runs MAYO, 1ofkt swift, Trout, saw
sge Lindeu
Runs bAtted tn-- Hemsley. York Trout.
MiiAsevich. Outlaw. Hoover. Errors Ne.
theny, Savage Two-base hts--Cramrr,
Hemsiey. Swift Three base hits-Mayp,
Lindell Sacrifice hit--Hoovsr Lett ~
bases Detroit s New YORK Double
plays -Roscnthai 20 Sternweiss Trout -
Hoover 70 York 2 Cramer 20 swift.
Hoover 70 Mayo 20 York MilAsevich -
SternweiW 20 Etten. Bases on bAlls--On
Trout Struck out-By Trout 4 hy
Bonham 1. Umpirss-Jones, Grievs and
Hubbard.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
How They Stand

YESTERDAYS RESULTS
DETROIT New York 2
Philadelphia q. Chicago o.
Cleveland b Boston
Washington So Louis ]
TODAN'S GAMES
DETROIT 40 SeN York
Cleveland ~ Boston
\ chicago at ade.rhia.| 3
So Louis AZ Washington riEhf q
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

there long
X [ q 81 @
ONeill de
clares def
njtely there
IS no notice
able dISpaiE
In the ranks
Of his Tigers
skipper
O eill a
c @ ntlenlan
with a sense
J. m ~ or
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Holman williams:

Detroit middleweight gained a
10-round decision over PAUL
LEWIS. in Oakland. Cal last
night Lewis is younger brother
of JOHN HENRY, eX-lightheavy
king.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
BREVITIES:
Fort custer:

Opened its home baseball sea-
son yesterday, trouncing Wayne
University. 9 10 l. II was Wayne $
third loss in five games.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

With two singles, outlaw au-
Spiciously celebrated his return 10
the Tiger lineup. The Tiger gar
dener reported his back felt inn
proved. Before coming TO New
York, Jimmy had X-rays taken.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Trout Suggests Stills,
SfuibiIy May Try 'Em

YORK. 11-Frank Stubby) Overmre will pitch for
the second of the hreegame
series today Subby game lost another the
Yank last will the YankS.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Z Or d Ready
FOI.PPeakneSS

BALTIMORE MAY II (UP)-A field OF and possibly
eight eard probable today PreakneSs Stakes Pmhco
St, with Derby Pensve expected 10 draw
b cci competition from Platter the denes when they ran
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
u. of H.:

Threw away fve-run lead
established in the first inning 10
60 down in defeat 10 RomuluS Air
Base, s 10 7. in baseball game
Yesterday at InkSter. The Titans
nave now won two and lost the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
Trout OH Fire
Beating YaIlkS
BY LEO MACDONELL

NEW YORK, May 11-Paul DIZZY Trout Tiger pitcher,
pitcher Should able make hits and he proved when
singles play important part at bat well
Tigers triumph the Yankees to 2
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

You should have seen that
swell throw Cramer made from
centerfield right into Swift's
hands as slick as a cucumber
throw that was the turning
point and probably saved the
game for the Tigers. The crowd
went wild over the peg, giving
the old Doc a bigger hand than
they gave either OF the Yankee
scores.
With a warm sun, the tcmpera
ture in the 70'S. weather was per
feet for baseball
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

X-ray pictures yesterday re-
vealed Catcher Hemsley Of the
Yankees has been playing since
the m u d lie of April with
broken thumb.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

The Yankee defeat was no tonic
for Joe Mccarthy. back on the
job as Yankee manager after
months illness Nor did it help
Ed. Barrow. New York general
manager. who celebrated his 10th
birthday yesterday. Barrow man.
aged Detroit in 1903. third year
Of the American League.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
INFIELDERS HOT

The Tiger infelders perked up
q lot from their drowsy play in
Detroit.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11
SpOrt
No Despair in R4nks
OF last Piece Tigers,
Won't Stay LONG
By LEO mcdonnell

NEW YORK. May IL How
90 the Tigers like II I'M last
place
Well. they have no inicrlor'iy
complex that they VIII not stay
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-11

here yesterday.
A crowd of 6,762 paid customers
saw the game-played in perfect
baseball weather.
Trout batted in one run and
personally scored another. He
yielded only seven hits.
Not only that. Trout proved
that pitcherS-at least one pitcher
is not too tired TO run bases.
He raced around TO third from
first on a roller in front of the
plate that went for single.
This piece of daring base run
ming paved the way for the run
ne scored. With none out, he
scored on a double play.
Besides smashing a Tiger los
ling streak which had reached five.
Trout'S second win of the season
against three loSseS) ended a
Yankee sequence of six victories
in row.
SAD WELCOME
II was a sad welcome for Joe
Mccarthy. back in uniform and
at the helm of his championship
club after his absence since early
in April. I'll, he spent a month at
his farm home near Buffalo.
Big Ernie Bonham. who bagged
ID games against eight losses last
season. was the victim Of IL Tiger
hits, one of them a three Dagger
and another two-bagger by Doc
/ Cramer.
Cramer also got pair OF
singles and turned IN -thc most
sensational achievement when he
doubled Mike MileSeNich at the
plate df ter SHARING George SIIrn'
weiss fly in centerfeld.
A perfect peg. the throw car.
ried from fairly deep in outfielc
territory all the way into Boil
Swiftis nritt at the plate. Cramel
got a great hand for the feat.
The Cramer-Swift double play
was one of four Tiger twin kill
Llngs. Joe Hoover started three.
RALLY TO WIN
The Tigers had 10 come from
behind 10 win the first of a three.
game series. First blood was
drawn by the Yankees when they
scored run in the second inning
With one out. Don Savage, new
third sacker. beat out a roller tc
Pinky Higgins for a single. John
Lindell popped 10 Mayo. but
+ Trout walked MiloseYich, which
proved costly.
The walk moved SAVAGE up "a
second, from where he scored
when sold man" Hemsley pushed
single into right field.
The Tigers tied the count in
the sixth when, with one out,
Mayo drove his three Dagger far
out between Bud Metheny and
Lindell. Then Rudy York flew out
TO Lindell in deep center Mayo
/ scoring after the catch.
The Tigers accounted for an
other marker in the seventh. The
score came with two out. After
smacking a double 10 left. Swift
scored when Trout came through
with a timely single.
TIED AGAIN
Again the score was deadlocked
when in the home half of the
seventh Lindell tripled and scored
on single by Milosevich.
But that was the end Of the
Yankee scoring. The Tigers. in the
eighth, went TO work with two
down. Three Tiger singles. York.
Higgins and Outlaw. put them
ahead.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01
One Word Led 10 Another
By Patterson
By Arthur Bugs" Baer-

Harvard has just got mechanical wonder that
weighs 50 tons from end to end
That's like giving Brooklyn threshing machine TO
help them separate the grounders from the
Harvard calls its ponderous robot Omnipotent Oscar.
Here's what it does without batting wire eye lash:
Computation and tabulaton Of logarithms and square
rootage, integral calculus and dferential equations,
simultaneous linear relapses diluted with algebraical
equations reinforced with harmonic oscillations and
statistical analysis
That's all box lunch When it gets its evening
meal of boned herring meabals and gravy it really goes
to town. It. education of spigot Which is okay
with me if the coils packed in ice
There 500 miles of copper wire in Oscar and three
million electrical plugs Oscar will anything you
ask 1t will read your thoughts 1t will diagnose
lump on your head and put it there, too
want to say that Oscar is exclusively the property
Of the Harvard professors. The students bright
enough
An intelligent student can work his way through
college he has rich father He get his education
the cuff.
1914,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01

cars average nine miles an
hour.
London taxi drivers get one
third OF the amount of fares
registered on the meter. These
taxi shippers also get extra
money from the fares of addi-
tional passengers, charges for
baggage and tips.
u. S. Gen. Omar Bradley has
stated his idea is 10 hit the
enemy first 10 find out what he
has and then hit him again 10
take il away from him.
Tessie Two Ton" O'Shea.
How is that for a name? II
belongs TO a very popular Brit
iSh vaudeville commedienne.
Am asked what has become
of Arthur Guy Empey who IN
1917 wrote over the Top"
Last I heard of Arthur he was
working in California war
plant.
Writes Billy Morgan Of Long
Beach. CAL You say "A young
old timer is a fellow who can
recall the vaudeville act Jesse
Lasky's Redheads Count me in.
l married one Of those red
heads
do you really smoke stogies,
or are you Kidding" asks n
New Yorker. Certainly / smoke
stogies. A fine smoke if you get
the right kind. At the moment
l am enjoying a 9-inch stogie,
one OF a famous brand made In
Pittsburgh.
IN AUSTRALIA some WACS
Il have been assigned 10 censor
the(letters OF CT JoeS. No doubt
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01
THESE DAYS
By George E.
SokolSky

collapse Of administrative policy.
II Mr. Biddle wins, the Inter-
state Commerce CommiSs ron
loses It's principal function dele
gated 10 il by act Of Congress.
In word. Mir Blddle is going
into court 10 have the orders
Of A government agency vitiated
and an act Of Congress declared
null and void
TlIE Interstate Co cree
Il Commission is the first Of
the regulatory agencies of gov
eminent. having been estab-
lished by an act of Congress OF
Feb. d. 1887.
Not only does the commission
regulate rates but also the
finances Of railroads.
Mr.. Biddle in his suit then
deals with what the Interstate
Com merce Commission. an
agency OF government, has al
ready authorized and continues
10 authorize II is one agency
Of government attacking the au-
thority Of another. II is one
agency Of government opposing
in A court OF law the authority
Of another agency AS vested in
II by the Congress Of the United
States. Il is the worst example
~ hodge hodge. uncontrolled.
unorganlZcd confused heltrr-
SHELTER administration Of gov.
eminent.
IF MIR BIDDLE believes that
L attacking the railroads will
aid the candidacy of Mr. Roose-
welt. he is all wet because what
he is actually proving beyond
shadow Of a doubt is that there
IS no organized administration
in Washington. but that each
official docs as he thinks he
wants 10 do without regard 10
the overall administrative needs
of the country From this
standpoint alone. the suit is an
error II Mr. Biddle believes
that the Interstate Commerce
5 Commission makes the railroads
noncompetitive and tends 10
trustify them. he ought TO en-
courage Congress TO repeal the
act and abolish the commission.
What he has done is IN penal.
ize Americans for obeying the
law.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01
By Dr.. Logan
Cenden9R

and mumps. We can with GER
tsinty, however. protect the
child Of 5 or 6 years against
smallpox, diphtheria and typhoid
fever. The schedule is
Smallpox - Vaccinate at 9
months Of age. Repeat AZ s
years.
Diphtheria-Give toxoid az y
months. with Schlck test 70
see If immunity has run out at
s years.
Typhoid fever-Vaccinate at
5 10 10 years Of age Repeat IN
10 years
The fear that any Of these
VaccIneS viii do harm Is very
remote non-eXlstent for diph-
liberia and typhoid Complica-
tons more or less serious occur
with smallpox vaccination. but
with modern methods OF tissues
culture OF the vaccine they have
heen almost completely ellml-
mated At worst they occur IN
less than one-tenth of one per
cent Of all children vaccInated.
Mostly they are ailercic rcaC-
tons Of no serious consequences.
For two other diseases We
have methods Of prevention that
while not proved 10 be 100 per
cent effective are sufficiently 50
that they can he recommended.
They arc.
Whooplng cough Vaccination
si5o1ld be done az S months OF
age
Scarlet fever - Vaccination
should be done AZ 3 10 4 years
Of age Given IN five doses. five
10 10 days apart
Personally. and that is the
final test. ! can say that If |
had children of school age I
would unhesitatingly give them
the benefit Of these whooplng
cough and scarlet fever vacci-
nations. They are certainly
harmless and both diseases are
always serious. and only too
often fatal. II any protection
can be given against them, II
should he tried. even II il is not
complete and certain.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01
JACK PICKERING

glowing like individual lights.
1t was like an enormous city on
a mountain side with the lights
burning. only there wasn't a
living thing there except sol
dlers with blackened hands and
faces trying to get the fire out.
By the time we finished. the
rains were starting. What a
waste.
THEN there's the mirror. l
i wonder that the gifts for
soldiers stores don't make more
of a point of offering stainless
metal mirrors. Maybe they can't
get the metal. Anyway, mine
was always being borrowed.
You can shave without soap,
with A dull razor, with cold wa
ter. but I for one hate most OF
all trying TO shave without a
mirror.
In pinch. OF course, you
can use the bottom Of your mess
kit. if you keep it shiny enough,
but it's bound 10 be scratched
up some.
There's another soldier luxury
that not many people think
about. and that's an electric
iron. OF course they're hard 10
get, so maybe this suggestion
isn't Of much use. But II you
can think of any good way OF
ironing clothes without using an
iron. let me know.
Cpl. Mason, who was In Aus
tralia and New Guinea. said he
knew a fellow out there who
made a very stable profit just
because he had an iron. He
could rent the thing continu-
ously 10 men who were perfectly
willing to scrub their clothes in
any handy brook or puddle, but
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01
IL. v. DURLING

THAT form OF wager known
Il as the "quinella" is more in
tereSting than the daily double
and pays of as well. In the
quinella you pick two horses in
one race. II these two animals
are first over the finish line you
win.
Another Of my favorite coll
lege songs is the whiffenpoof
song of Yale. Somebody should
make a film based on life at
Yale i'm yeSteryearS. The period
between 1906 and 1918 would be
best. That was Yales golden
age. The period OF the best fell
lows, the most rollicking times
and the best athletes in the his
tory of Old Eli
HAVE heard OF man who
IL had a dog and a duck as
pets. He left these pets with a
friend. saying he would return
for them in a month. That was
two years ago The friend still
has the pets. He never expects
10 see the man who left them.
However. the pets are still
hopeful. Every time they hear
a car approaching the drive
way the duck quackS and the
dog barks IN anticipation. They
think II is their master coming
back. Both animals have been
very sad and moody for the
past two years and eat only
enough 10 keep alive.
CYDNEY. Australia, has the
~ fastest street cars IN the
world. They average II miles
an hour. New York City street
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-09-01

Is because / have no patience
with swell-headed buns past 35.
BY that age they ought TO know
that II is all apple sauce, though
allow for a brief jag on a first
success up 10 40 But / cannot
handle that talking over my
shoulder business from any age.
Let those Swell-headed buns
look me between the eyes for
at least a few seconds II they
want TO talk 10 me, or If they
feel they must grant me the
privilege OF talking 10 them.
Or, better still, let them pass
me up entirely, pretending they
do not see me. the tactics pur-
sued by the permanently swell
headed buns. II is pursued by
them, not only toward me, but
toward every one else. There
is no malice in IT, II is a fixa-
ton with these permanently
SWell-headed buns, who are
usually elderly characters of
vast fame in their various lines
who were never able TO recover
from their swell-headedness, but
who as the years 60 on would
be astonlshed 10 learn how few
observers know who they are or
give a durn.
THE swelling of a noggin is
Il an interesting development.
II is peculiar 10 no one class or
people. One Of the most severe
cases of swell-headedness ever
saw was that of real estate
dealer who had enjoyed string
Of successes in this business.
He was worse than any actor or
writer or radio commentator OF
my experience. the latter being
comparatively new type OF
swell-headed bum. ] mean,
when he is swell-headed.