The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1944-04-07

mentary variety.
!. Never Morning Wore 10 Eve
Dr.. Clendening will answer
questions. of general interest
only, and then only through
his column.
ming but What Some Heart Did
Break
Sir: Did you ever stop 10 think
that there might just happen 10
be something wrong with the peo-
pie with headache and dyspepsia
whom you classify as the trouble
some ones? | went TO several doc
tors and they said there was moth
ing the matter with me. My hus-
band read your piece in the paper
and showed II 10 me and laughed.
Then | thought Of tomatoes. |
opened a can and began eating.
They were just what / needed.
Soon | felt better than ! had in
years. | need acid and none Of
the doctors found it out. Heaven
help the poor troublesome ones.
2. Page Solomon in All His
Wisdom"
Dear Doc: My problem is this,
but you are SO cruel you do not
help me. | must have extensive
dental work done, but am afraid
Of the dentist. Why don't YOU tell
me what to do?
8. "And From My Ashes Be
Made the Violet of My Native
Land"
Well, Doctor: After reading
what you say about toOacco not
being a serious health hazard and
not dulling the mind am enclos-
ing a check for 100000 signed
The Tobacco Trust. Can man as
you be genuine and sincere? Per-
haps it would be better if you were
TO pass on to another world.
Why does every athletic director
and coach forbid tobacco?
Why do life insurance compan-
les ask about the use of it?
Why do commercial firms men
ZION it on their blanks?
4. LAY On MacDuf and
Damned Be He Who First Cries
Hold, Enough'!"
DR.. Glendening: After reading
the statements you made concern
ing migraine headaches l am led
10 believe that you have had a very
limited experience. Or a clientele
of wealthy females that have moth
ing better to do than TO wish them
selves into one of my headaches"
Or else you have just had no
chance to develop that so much
needed virtue called compassion.
Humble query from L. c.:
Aren't you getting what l said
about migralne headache mlxeo
up with what said about nervous
or worry headaches? | have al
ways said migraine was real
enough and a demnition devilish
disagreeable customer TO have
around.
5. "Mr. Thrale Ito Goldsmith
you Had Better Prove 1t Be-
fore You Put 1t In Your Book on
Natural History"
Doctor johnson MAY, Sir, l
Would Not Have Him Prove 1t.
II He Is Content to Take His In
formation from Others He Will
Make A Very Entertaining Book.
But If He Insists on the Truth
for Every Statement, 1t is Like
To Be Dull"
Dear Doctor: A quotation OF
Mark Twain's will fit what fol-
lows TO be good is noble but
to show others how to be good is
nobler. And no trouble"
How long will they allow you TO
keep on with your Questions and
Answers if your answers are so
trite. They are the truth, but how
many people can take things with
out sugar-coating? Still, if you
sugar-coat them perhaps | would
not enjoy them so much.
Fable
A chameleon agreed to change
colors at anyone's suggestion. But
his audience demanded so many
colors that the effort to please
them threw him into a chromatic
prostration and he died. Moral -
You can't please all of the people
some of the time.
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