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Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-04-14
AROUND
CAPITOL SQUARE
By LYNN NISBET
Daily Dispatch Raleigh

Ku.ciGh. April i-poul,ymcn of
North ,,.o..I rnNc COPIED uu, 4
Way Ia beat ,.v old adugc "you can,
eat your cake and have IT too" \
campaign ,> uuW under WAY Ia gc,
people ,o e., more cggS ST they viii
have enough eggs 10 ca, mex, tail
Ini winter Syycwy as il sounds. II.
makes SENSE There are 81 many
eggs mvW y"t prices are 50 low far
wcyS are lun- out Of the chicken
business. 90 enough O! them gu.;.
there W.U ~ shortage OF ,gsS nc\,
year. To prevent that. agricultural.
leaders ,'v ar-.-C consumes 10 buy
more cess ""w and keep producers
,u business.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1944-04-14

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sH.'..", .. Conservation usa De-
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'a." ..a.' r>. Streams a.r :...
power s..", RESERVOIRS aye neuc.
prepared . stand "a .o"G,~ Gg..-",
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p. ..-. crop. only :...a., ..u
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..."u.~ ' r. the .v.G~ .. ....
.." r...- planting is sc.rr' weeks
.y... schedule.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
"Vladni vojsko" Ia hranice.

New York (CTK) = sv6d-
sky denn1k stockholm Tidnin-
gen" pfinesl %. kv6tna zpravu
kterou prevail z budapestske-
no "Magyarorszag" a Poole
n1z "cesko-moravske" straznf
oddly dostaly rozkaz konat "a
bezpecovacf sluzby take "a hra
nicemi "Protektoratu." Novi-
ny v "Protektorate" doznava-
il, re ceske od1ly nejsou dosta-
tecne vyzbrojeny pro sluzbu ma
fronte, ale pry skutecnost, re
jim byly pres to ulozeny dGle-
ute 1koly, dokazuje, re Sc te-
81 pine dGveTe T1sske vlady.
Cechoslovaci pozoruj1 jine a
hmatatelne projevy "plne d.
very nemeckych vetrelc1, ne
mluve ami o nekonecnem a ne
konelcim mnozstvf poprav.
K zprave Svedskeho denn1ku
lie dodat, re %. kvetna hlasila
nemecka tiskova agentura, re
nemecke 1fady naridily, re tax
zvane vladn1 vojsko "Protekto-
ratu" NIUE byt zasazeno k
sluzbe kdekoli "a hranicemi
zeme. DNB take tvrdf, re pT1-
slusna opatfenf k provedenf or
ganisacnfch a osobn1ch zmen v
tonic vladimir vojsku' budou
"a kratko dokoncena. Mono 81
~pfedstavit, re "osobnf zmeny"
budou asi spocivat v tom,, re
tato beztak jiz jen Poole jme-
ma ceska milice Dude nadale
zcela prolezla Nemci, majesty,
quislingy a jinymi vytecn1ky.
LIE ovsem doufat, re spojenec-
ky postup uz neponecha Mem
cum dost casu ma vsechny ty
jejich "organisacnf a osobnl
zmeny", ktere by jeste radi pro
vedli v obsazene Europe.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Vsechno ie zdrazoyano.

V JIM Africe take mali ia
kysi druh cenove administrace.
ale zeny nejsou povazovany "a
zivotni potfebu a proto, neisou
prodavany ma pTidel. TAX as
pom tvrd1 jisty americky manor
nj dustojnfk, ktery O tom vypra
vel tuto historku:
Mezi domorodci sc obycein9
platf "a nevestu $88 a 7 krav,
a kdyz jeden mlady muz 81 liz
tolik pence nasetril, Sci k otci
d1vky, ably uzavrel koupi. O.
tee byl spokojen, ale kdyz ze-
Mich prisel podruhe, aby ode
VIDAL vykupne a odvedl 81 ne
vestu, rekl mu otec, re pozadu-
je $128, ponevadz nasledkem
valky je nynf vsechno drazsf.
Zklamany zenich Sc odvolal k
1radum, ale bylo mu receno, re
cena newest nenf zadnym "a
konem kontrolovana.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Snadne splacenf dluhu.

VetSina lidf sc hrozf velike-
no Valencia dluhu, ktery je-
ste nasi potomci budou musit
splaceti, ale jisty obcan z Ala
bamy pfisel ma stastny napad,
jak by Sc to dalo lehce vyTiditi.
Nen1 zapotfebf jineho, nez mas
ash 80 milionG povolati pred
soud a kazdeho odsouditi k po-
kute 500. Asi "a mesic by
chom byli Ease zavolani k SOU
du a opet odsouzeni k stovce
pokuty a to by Sc opakovalo,
az by cely duh byl zaplacen.
Obavame Sc, re dokonce valky
Dude vladnf duh tax veliky,ze
i pfi takovem systemu by neco
zbylo ma nase potomky.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23

zitost, a Size proto, re v mnoha
castech Ameriky jaro prislo le-
tos hodn6 zpozdeno. V pr1-
padech obecn1ch zahrad p1da
byla jiz obdelana a pohnojena
a pc malem vyplet1 kazdy 81
mGze pripravit prvotrfdni "a
hradku. We vetsin6 severn1ch
statd cerven je vyborny mesic
k sazenf fazul1, okurek, rajcat,
squase (brukve) kukurice a
pozdniho zeli. V JIM cast A
meriky tyto zeleniny Sc dali
sazet jeste v cervenci a srpnu
k cerstvemu pozfvanf ma pod
zim a uskladnen1 ma zimu. Jez-
to prfdel konservovanych zele-
min pro obcanskou spotrebu bu-
de ma podzim a pF1stf rok o 20
procent mens1 nez letos, dopo-
rucuje Sc vsem zahradkaTGm
pokud mono nejvets1 pestova-
nj zeleniny, a zvlaste rajcat.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23

IDA Sc, re v Habesi nemaii
tolik odvodnfch tTid jake We
Spojenych Statech, ami tolik
pf1cin k odlozenf odvodu. AS
pom tax vysv1ta z teto mobili-
sacni proklamace, vydane ha-
besskym cisaTem Halle Sela-
STEM "Po obdrzeni tohoto roz-
kazu p1jdou vsichni muzi a
hosi, schopnf nositi zbrane, do
mesta Add Ababa. Kazdy ze-
naty muz 81 vezme tez svoji ze-
nu, ably mu vafila a prala pro
neho. Kazdy svobodny muz 81
pTivede kteroukoliv svobod-
nou zenu, kterou Dude moci ma
lett, ably mu prala a vaTila.
zeny S malymi detmi a Tide tax
start a tax slabf, re nemohou
nosit zbran, jsou osvobozeni.
Kdo Dude pc obdrzeni tohoto
nalezen donna, Dude
obesen."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Rozsifeni spolecneho
z~avarovani.

Washington - Jak Sc oce-
kava letos Dude opetne v pro-
vozu ash pet tislc spolecnych
stredisk ma zavaTovani zeleni-
ny a ovoce. To je pfiblizne
stejne jake loni, jenze letos bu-
dou tyto spolecne z%avarovaci
1stredny pracovat zvysenou
merou jake vzdy vetsina tech
to zavafovacich stredisek je
zrrizena ma venkove. Poole O.
znameni War Food Administra
ton. strediska budou NIT letos
lepsf technicke zarfzenl i vetSf
odborny dohled nezli mely loni.
Proto Sc ocekava vetsf jejich
vykonnost.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Starostliva manzeIka.

Jisty w. Mason z Akron, O.,
Jel onehdy S manzelkou dc
New Yorku a stesti mt pTalo,
re 81 mohl reservovati mfsto We
spac1m voze. Manzelka spala
ma dolejsfm dGzku a on nahoTe,
ale jiz donna 81 stezoval ma vel.
Ike bolesti v zadech a vzpfraI
Sc domacimu l6cenf. Starostli-
va manzelka Sc vsak nedala
jen tax odbyti. Kdyz myslila,
re uz usnul, odesla do zenske
m1stnosti, kde pripravila hor-
cicnou naplast a pax Sc vratila
a pTilepila il muzi ma zada. Ra-
no byl muz zdrav a kdyz pfisel
do muzske obl6karny, byl tam
jiz jiny pasazer, ktery S prdGvo-
dem sfavnatych nadavek Sc ia
zal, jak Sc sundavajf flastry re
zad. Pravil, re nema neimen-
sfho tusenf, jak k naplasti pri-
Sci a jen tolik 81 pamatoval, re
pTisel do vlaku opily a hned
usnul. Kdyz to pan Mason wy
pravel svoj1 manzelce, mohla
mu celou tn zahadu vysvetliti,
ale nechtela Sc pTiznati, re Sc
zmylila a re prilepila flastr ne
znamemu muzi.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Nabor do letecke reservy
obnoven.

Cd L. cervna 1914 byl poole
armament Department. valky
obnoven nabor do letecke re-
servy. Mladi muzi We veku II
let mohou nyni sc dobrovolne
prihlasiti k pozdejsfmu vycvi-
ku k letectvu. Pc lekafske a
jinych zkouskach budou cara
zeni do letecke reservy a povo-
lani do aktivn1ho vycviku az
dosahnou svych 18 let. Nabor
byl obnoven ably bylo zlskano
dostatek sill k novemu vycviko-
vemu programu, ktery zacne
ma podzim. Clenove reservy
kteTi jsou mladsf II let a 9 me-
sfc6 a kteT1 v dobe pTihlaseni
Sc vysli stredn1 skolu mali pra-
vo dostat Sc do 8 a, 9ti meslcni-
no kursu pro specialn1 reservy.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Uspech csl. houslisty " Iatinske
Americe.

New York (GTK) - Csl. hou-
slista Emil Friedman z Prahy,
Yak SevcikGv, nachazf Sc nyni
ma koncertn1 ceste We stredoa-
merickych statech. Lonskeho
roku vzbudil pozornost svymi
vykony v Trujillo ma San Do
mingu, kdez 81 ziskal uznani
tamnf vlady pri organisaci tam
n1ho filharmonickeho orches-
tru. z jara letoSnfho-roku do
GILL pozoruhodneho 1sp9chu
samstatnymi koncerty v Hava-
ne a V Mexico City, kdez dine
3. cervence poTada druhy sv11j
koncert. Ma mem provede DO
prve Janackovu sonatu ma hou
sic a klavir.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
NemEze byt beg fanny.

Do domova pf. Ben Matulo-
We V okolf Corpus Christi, Tex,
prisel pred kratkem kadet q
blizke namoTni stanice a pra-
vii, re je hochem z fanny a tax
Sc mu pc farme styska, re w
newt, co 81 pocit. Farmarka mu
vyhovela, nechala jej cely den
-jezditi ma poll s traktorem a
kadet byl spokojen. Pc veceri
odesel, aniz by pTijal nejakJ
plat "a svoji praci a pravil az
Dude NIT pTfstf dovolenou, re
pride Ease.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Slovensti vojaci " Italii sc pri-
dali k SpoiencHGm.

Londyn (CTK) = Rozhlaso-
va stanice "Narodn1 osvoboze-
nj" hlasf, re vojaci Prvni slo-
venske divise, kteTf byli zacat-
KEN roku pTelozeni do Rimini
a pozdeji opet do Pescary, Sc
vzbouTili pc vyslechnuti vyzvy
generala Alexandra, a re Sc v
celych skupinach pripojuj1 k i
talskym partyzanGm. "Narod--
nj osvobozenf' tvrdf, re zbyt-
ky techto oddfl1 jsou opet shro
mazdovany v Rimini.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23

Kdo 81 chce pochutnati ma
zvlaste dobre vepTove pecfnce,
ucinf dobre, kdyz pocka, az
budou prasata vykrmovana no.
wynn druhem krmiva. Pred KRAFT
KEN bylo oznameno, re OPA
uzavTela kontrakt S jistou fir
mou ma vyrobu umeleho krmi-
va z vajec. Poslednf dobou je
veliky pTebytek vajec a pone-
vadz vlada nechce, ably cena
klesla a slepice nemGze prinu-
It'll, ably malo snaSely, musela
to nahraditi jinym zpGsobem.
Expert zjistili, re vejce obsa-
hujf velike mnozstvi ~proteinu
a re Sc vyborne hodl Ia krmivo
pro prasata a proto OPA uza-
vfela kontrakt S jistou firmou,
ably vyrabela z vajec krmivo.
Nynf kdosi vypoc1tal, re k wy
krmenf prasat Dude zapotrebi
asi SO zeleznicnfch kar vajec
denne a jedna kara Dude stry-
&c Sauna staff pTiblizne $4,000.
Uhrnem by to tudfz stale asi
$500, 900 kazdy den a bude-li
to prasatGm pTedkladano jake
omeleta neb jenom jake vejce
ma tvrdo, nevfme, ale myslfme,
re to tax zlepsf jakost vepro-
veho masa, re Dude ma nej tax
velika poptavka, re Sc Dude o.
pet muset prodavati ma prfdel.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Umrti profesora Niederle.

Londyn (CTK) - We stredu
IA. cervna zemTel V Praze pro-
fesor DIR. Lubor Niederle We We
ku IA rokG. By to slavny ces-
KY archeolog a odbornlk v
ethnografii (narodopisu). Byl
synem jazykozpytce Jindfi-
cha Niederle, jenz zalozil
prazske Narodopisne museum
a casopis "Cesky lid. Professor
Lubor Niederle byl nekolikrat
Zvolen dekanem filosOflcke
fakulty a byl take rektorem
Karlovy university. Jeho hlav-
MIN dilem byly "Starozitnostl
ceske."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
DOMACf FRONTA.
Office Of War Information
Washington, D. c..
Poselstvi muffin obchodnfho
lodstva.

Kpt. Edward MacCauley. "a
stupce administrators UTadu
pro valecnou namoTni dopravu
postal toto poselstv1 muzstvnm
americkeho obchodniho LODI
silva: "Muzove obchodniho LODI
silva byli prvnimi kdoz jasne
videli o CO jde teto valce. Byli
jste prvnfmi Americany, kterf
Sc pfihlasili, a vasi spolubratTi
namoTnfci prvni polozili sve Ii
voty "a svobodu. Vylodenf We
Francii bylo ovocem jejich O.
betf. Jmenem techto mrtvych
kamarad1 vyzyvam vsechny ma
moTnfky ma pevnine, ably Sc vra
till ma mort dokoncit praci, KITE
-rou zacali. Mas carod a spoje-
necka vec vas potTebujf. Cetnf
namornfci byli odvedeni a po-
|trebujeme mnoho nahradnikIG,
abychom udrzeli sve lodi ma
mort"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Pridel obuvi zHstane.

Office of Price Administra-
ton upozornuje, re pfidel obu-
vi z1stane v platnosti tax dlou-
no pokud nedojde k p%odstatne-
mu ~zlepseni dodavky surovych
k1zf. Nejmene ma zbytek le-
toSniho roku nebude vice suro-
vim k disposici podnikdm pracu
jfcfm ma vyrobe bot pro obcan-
ske obyvatelstvo.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Zvysene pestovani a zavarova.
nj rajcat.

War Food Administration
doporucuje vsem zahradkarlm
ably letos pestovali vice rajcat
a Size proto, re Poole vsech
plant Dude ma podzim 1914 a
ma jare 1915 meme rajcat pro
civilni spotrebu. Rajcata Sc da-
il lehko pesovat a stejne take
lehce zavaTovat. z toho dIvo-
du bylo by zahodno, ably jich
nasi zahradkaTi a farmaTi letos
vypestovali i zavaTili co nejv1-
ce. Jeste nynf jest dost casu k
vypestovani jedne 1rody raj
cat.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Umisfovani demobilizovanych
veteranH.

Office of War Information
vydal v techto dnech zpravu O
umfstovanf z armady propus-
tenych vojfnG do soukromeho
zamestnani. Zprava zalozena
ma hlaseni Department. valky
a namofnictvf, federalni pro-
stredkovacf pracovni sluzby, a
jinych 1rad1 ma tyto podrob-
nOsti:
V nynejsf dobe mesicne je v
soukromem prGmyslu umisto-
vano priblizne 10000 propus-
tenych voj1nn. Vetsina z Mich
dostava praci We valecnem pr1-
myslu.
V breznu a v unoru bylo "a
mestnano ma $4,000 veteranG
teto valky. Veterani hledaj1
zamestnani v jinych oborech
neil v tech v nichz NELL sve
predvalecne zamestnani. Jenom
25 procent propustenych vete-
ranG Sc vratilo do zamestnanf
ktere zastavali pred vstupem
do brannych sill.
Zakladni prava cestne pro-
pustenych veteranG zGstavaji
nezmenena - to jest l. pravo
ma stare zamestnanf jestlize jej
veteran chce a zazada 81 O nej.
2. pravo ma lekaTske osetrova-
nj, invalidnf pense a precvico-
vacf Temeslny kurs, 3. pravo
ma pomoc pri zfskanf noveho
zamestnan1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Zvyseni vyroby pleteneho
ZboZi.

Washington PTfslusne Via
dni 1rady oznamily, re textilnf
podniky vyrobf vice nez SO mi
lionG kusG detskeho pleteneho
zboz1, panskych ponozek a
pod. Pres dvacet miilonG liber
bavlny a jinych textiunickych
surovin Dude potTeba k vyro-
benz tohoto zbozi.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Rum re Zapadni Indie.

Washington-War Product
ion Board oznamuje, re vydal
posledn1 povoleni ma import ru-
mu z Francouzske Zapadn1 In
die take do devadeasti dnf bu-
de odtud importovano do Spo-
jenych StatG asi 4,480, 100000
gallOnG rumu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Spotrebitele topivoveho oleje sc
mali zajistit.

Office of Price administra-
ton doporucuje vsem spotrebi-
teldm topivoveho oleje ably 81
CO nejrychleji doplnili sve ma
drzky olejem a pomohli tim u
levitt uskladnovacimu profile
mu. Mimo to zajistenim dodav-
ky jiz nynf Sc ulevuje distri-
bucnl problem ma podzim a v
zine.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Gle produkce psenice
" Americe.

Washington = Administra-
tor valecneho zasobovan1 Mar
vim Jones oznamil, Re Sc ma prf-
st1 rok pocita S oset1m psenice
ma 70 milionech akrech americ-
Ike pGdy. Letos bylo oseto 81
milion1 akrG pozemkG psenicl,
a loni So milion1 akrG.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
v Rhine je malo potravin, Vati-
kan obdrzel zasoby.

Ornament 1Tednikd Allied Mi
litary Government, re pro pr1-
tomnou dobu jenom omezene
mnOzstvf nouzovych potravin
Dude k disposici pro civilisty,
vyhnalo ceny ma "cernem tr-
hu" V Rhine op6t do vysky. Ty-
to ceny slime poklesly cd chvf-
lie, kdy 5. americka armada
vtahla do Rfma.
Vatikan: - Tricet truckd S
nakladem potravin pTibylo do
Vatikanu. Tato vozidla pTive-
fla %potraviny z Anzia, kde "a
kotvily span6lsk6 lodi Sc zaso-
bami pro Vatikan. cast tech
zasob Dude podrzena pro oby-
vatele Vatikanu a cast Dude
rozd6lena chudym lidem v Ri
me.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Jests je prilezitost k zahradce
vltezstvl.

Nepouzite pozemky v rdz-
nych oblastech a nebo spoiled
nych zahradkach poskytuj1 pr
lezitost k zalozenf zahradce Vi
tezstvi. Jeste je k tomu pf1le-
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
VStsf vyroba letadel.

V kvetnu byl ododano 1902
letadel vsech typG a vyrobn1
kvoty byly proti pGvodn1mu
rozpoctu vetsf O 2 procenta.
Zvlaste potesitelne bylo to, re
vsechny podniky vyrabej1c1
bombardovaci letouny dodrze-
ly sve pTedepsane vyrobnl kvo-
%-
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Uroda bruskvi a hrusek Dude
vetsi nezli lonska.

Vetsi uroda broskvf a hru-
SEX neil lonskeho leta je pro
letosni rok pTedpov1dana vlad-
MIN departmentem zem6del-
stvf poole odhadu k 1. cervnu.
O 1rode broskv1 sc predpo-
vida, re dosahne 67,427,0OO
buslG, kdezto lonskeho roku sc
sklidilo jenom AZ, $780, 900 bus
III broskvf. Des1tilety primer
u tohoto ovoce je 57,618,O 600
buSlu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1944-06-23
Potreba vice pouziteho tuku.

Office of War Information
vydava zpravu z niz vysvfta,
re hospodynky must jeste in
tensivneji sbifati a odevzdavati
pouzity TUX. Nasledkem IVY
sene potTeby je nutno, ably hos
podynky odevzdaly alespon
23O milionG liber pouziteho tu-
ku. Loni Sc sebralo jenom 100
milionG liber. Lonska kampan
vynesla asi 5 procent pr1my-
slovych mazadel a tukd pro
zbrojenf. Letos ma byt sebra-
no alespon deset procent tuk16
timto zpHsobem.
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gardless dollink. und de stoff youll safing
till it'll maybe emigrate some PLACE cooler dc
Army
So. irregardless IL makes Shelley 10 you fodder
proposition he should sit by de Klepners for two
hours. Sunday a guest baby sitter. So he gives
her a respounce so: "Off cuss mine child! Dun't
mansion It! A trivial ting. .infanismal!'
MOO moo. bum joke he had to invent yet! To
sitting witt a infant is by him infantismal! So
dun't esk dallink. For de next fife monts we'll
have from his infantismal jokes!
Und till he prepares TO go! Better should
went mineself. dollink! Pipes. books. magazines.
cruss woids puzzles. cards he takes along. you
would tink he goes gradu ally to be in the Yukon.
wot IL makes de breeliant Pincus suggestions he
should take ulso along Wukky.Tukky odder
crate Carrier Pigeons we shouldn't losing witt
each odder contract. So wait yat.
BY de Klepners is gradually cnsconsed on de
mental-piece clock, stopped one. Moo, moo! SO
you fodder wouldn't fixing by de Klepners lie
antique piece junk wot IL didn't worked gradually
for fifteen years, Choichill witt de President
wouldn't be able to finishing de war;
So wait yet! Inste from de clock he recon.
noiters witt MeesuS Kiepner's eye brow twizzers.
so instead from a ticking. II comes out striking,
wot il strikes now incestantly de clock for fife
days. wot it's giving dc whole heighborhood defec
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-12-10
By MILF CROSS
DEAR DOLLINK:

II showed opp yesterday a new maid. wot !
ask her. You could cooking?" So she tells me
mo" so asked her, You could sweeping?" so she
says me no" so ask her, You could washing
odder ironing odder clinning?" so she says me
mo" so il asks her Uncle Pincus. You could
milk maybe a reindeer" Fife stitches,
Nowadays de help! need it like you fodder
needs polo pony, he Should play on dc roof yet
witt his painful lumbago a couple chuckles polo.
For toity years getting along beautifully, help.
less. But on accent de futtcoming visit from Lila.
I Tut. just 10 revenorating lddle IL should
come me in for a day goil!
Who den could depending on? Joonior from
morning till night is busy. wot he edits by de
school paper editorials. You smott sister has fool
de hands. wot she's Vice President from de Goidy
Click Washing Machine Rental Library witt Baby
Sitter Soivice .und you fodder. better dun't csk.
So wait yet. BY Shoiley's Baby Sitter oepar.
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RITES LETTER |2: HER FRANKIE AT TIE FRONT

tive advice. you would tnk dey trying desperately
TO cure Gaze of chronicle hicopps. Und till Il
could come TO de Klepner's house Meetser Korn.
houser de ieweler. wot he's booked solid witt
visits till Jenawarry toity fois so it'll be witt Us
de striking
Uso dollink. so soon II arrifes de tin can from
candy which we sent you. so you should eating IL
right away, you'll divide II witt you frauds up. on
accent in the topical climate witt dc heat Is very
difficult TO perpetuatng parshablc goots. Il
shouldn't run
It's by you Uncle Pincus now In a exalted post.
ton one leg witt weights witt puleys yet, so wait
I'll explain you. BY de Pipkins. ez you know goes
for fifteen years fighting witt distention so 70
decites Meesus Klepner we should all arranging
in between de Pipkins. reconciliation. II should
be by dem peaze witt hominy. on accent it's q
shame de children is by dem now toitysix years
old.
So 10 de party it's got to bring you Uncle
Pncus de gudgeous Batty Loo Tact she's got...
parish de TUT! Cracks she makes right from dc
beginning wot It's wonderful how dey already
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-12-10

patching opp de fight. especial wot dey had %
many fights dey dunut know which one dey
patching at present.
So in order II should be by her hint. so II
gives her under de table Pincus such kick wot it
was lucky ting II wasn't dere her leg. wot no
kicked in de face instead de Klepner's bulldog wot
he was sleeping dere. Only now Is by him for two
weeks going to be de leg opp in air. und from
de irate Klepners is developing lussoots witt dam,
ages on behalf from the bulldog for a salt witt
battery.
Take keer youself. Dolnk
NORMA
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-12-10
ing here a concert.

ing here concert
Busy It's Shelley witt a new boy frand de
fascinating fascinator salesman. Meester Pom.
merantz, so 10 you fodder she makes propositions
BY the way, dollink. de washboer wot was wor-
rying from last week, wot II was dislocated so we
now located him. so dun't worrying on accent il
was lust. uso it sends you regards Meesus Reiner
from College Avenue. de one wot her husband ate
up by us in Rockaway de whole bowl fruit.
She sends you besites a wooden scott pair
wooden sox witt wooden swatter. In de Sout Sizz
yet! Moo moo. So you1l tanking her ire
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-12-10

ment is all kinds babies,
but a shuttage from sit.
tiers. So il calls up Mrs.
X lepner. Sunday, il
should send her over
Shelley some one to sit,
on accent dey got TO 20.
ing TO de Philharmonic
Auditorium. So IL de.
ments Shelley TO know
from her, Must you got
10 go today" So II re.
,spounds Meesus Klepner
dot in order il should be
by him relaxative dc
MOVIES, so de Doctor ad.
wised Meester Klepner
he should going once
from a while in de Phil
harmonic Auditorium. SO
Toosday he went wot he
enjoined II very much.
1'olsday he went wot he
ulso enjoined IL so now
he wants to trying ii to.
night, when it'll be play.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-12-10

witt N eeSus
kiePner's e Y e
brow fwixers you
fodder reeonnoi-
tered insife dc
broken clock"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-06-28
Her First Venture
BY GEORGE r.. VAN

Venture. rated AS the slickest
S-mctcr >loop ever designed and
built and certainly the most dis
tinctive sailing craft ever To come
10 these waters in many seasons.
will make her bow in Great Lakes
racing competition in the Crosse
Pointe Yacht Clubs regatta next
Sunday.
Milt Cross. active skipper Of the
R-boat Ardctte here since 1926,
bought Venture from Nancy Lei
ter, Boston skipper. this spring.
Ventures innovations center in
her clean. Streamlined decks and
a novel cockpit arrangement in
which the man al the helm is I'M
disturbed by members of the crew
handling sheets.
Cross is bringing his two sons.
Mill and Ralph Cross, out of
yachting retirement to help him
as crow.
Venture will Get a thorough test
Sunday because she'll I've up
against Tom PcZold'S Thisbe. un-
beaten IN four races here this
season IN tho eight-meter class.
Bob Kerr and Eddie Wunsch also
will be racing for the first time
as the new owners OF Shamrock,