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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
One Word Led 10 Another
By Arthur Bugs" Baer =

notice where dark boss or two has squared off in
the presidential contest May too early for dark boss
and denounce those birds ringers
There's only one saliva test for horses food gov
eminent jobs Does the thought make your mouth water
The idea makes my mouth water so much that my hat
floats off on the tide
would like to have four neat years in the public
feed box. mean compromise candidate And a
compromise candidate the money picking
out dumb guy
In all the history of partisan politics there are only
two instances of dark bosses getting elected forget
their But why should bother you with the facts
Here are the qualifications for dark boss; must be
progressively string politically sway-backed and
financially spawned
He must be seen by the wrong people in the right
places He must rely his memory for his ideas and his
imagination for his reforms And he must break one
promise with another one
The important thing for a compromise candidate is
to remember that the mug he replaced wouldn't take
orders And in saloon politics the orders do go the
Darkroom on tray. They come from the Darkroom
platter.
Politics are lot Of fun if you stand on the side
lines watching the mannkins dange the lerked wires
And glory politics the reason WHY opera hats
are made to fold So you can put it under your
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
On the
Side

ma weight for either animal In n
mile race would he inclined to
bet on the horse.
IN a 5-fUrfOng race NV money
would 20 on the antelope.
DENNIS DAY. Is he really
b~appreciated?
I rate Dennis with Crosby,
-kaant- Baker and SiHatFa.
He is a very good comedian,
TOO. Did you hear him sing
that Irish song on a recent
Duffy'S Tavern program?
ON her trip 10 entertain thc
fighting men on the Europeah
fronts. Marlene Dietrich wore
Stacks Marlene told a reporter:
This Is my first pair Of
Stacks. I usually wear mems
pants
Al Rloomingdalo Of the NeU
York City department store
family.
Bloomingdale's is the first de-
partment store I was ever IN.
When / was 6 I walked from
--fi7tf, street ami Pheasant ave.
nue. 10 Bloomingdale'S at 59th
street and Third avenue 10 have
a talk with Santa Claus.
"Where i'm the world have you
been?" asked my mother when
/ returned home at $50 in the
evening. | told her.
How did you get there >" she
asked 81 walked" said I.
My mother turned pale and
exclaimed: what. over all those
street car tracks 2"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
BY George f.
Sokolsky

I SUGGEST 20 my readers
L that they read again and
again articles one and two Of
the Constitution Of the United
States.
They will not find a single
word therein 10 uphold Mr..
Biddle's view. Original. II is
based on the novel doctrine that
all powers not specifically with
held form the President are his
either in his capacity as Presl-
dent or as commander in chef.
Yet, the Constitution pro-
gides:
An isgisiativs povsrs herein
granted shaH be vested in
Conarss Of the United States"
Mr.. Biddles view seems 10 be
that If Congress does not legiS-
late. that is. grant powers TO
the President, the President
may legislate. that is, grant
powers 10 himself.
This intellectual novelty
changes our form of govern
ment.
IL elevateS the President TO a
position which he does not hold
in our system Of law.
Nor does the prime minister
Of England possess such au-
thority Hitler does. Stain does.
TliERE is another provision
i of the Constitution that re-
jectS Mr.. Biddle's contention.
There is nothing in the
Wor Labor Disputes Act to pre-
cent the President from taking
such action"
The Tenth Amendment, which
is clear as cut glass. is the last
Of the Bill Of Rights.
This amendment states:
The poWers not delegated 10
the United States by the Constr
tuition, nor prohibited by IL TO
the states, are reserved 10 the
states respsetiUeiy, or TO the
people"
In a word. in the absence Of
specific provisions, the Presi-
dent is without authority. The
Supreme Court states in Kansas
VS.. Colorado:
This amendment dis
closed the Widespredd fear that
the national government might,
under pressure Of a supposed
general welfare. attempt TO err
ercise powsrs Which had not
been granted"
II Is interesting that this view
should have been stated. for il
is on some expansion OF the gen.
eral welfare that the BiddleiSm
is being justified by his sup
porterS.
Their contention seems 10 be
that one mans view of what the
general welfare is at given
moment is ample justification
for setting aside the Constitu-
ton by personal whim. n
II this view can be upheld in
the l.. s. Supreme Court. then
our system of law has been al
tered beyond recognition.
Copyught. isi4, BY KING Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
Il. v. DURLING

that country were placed IN a
similar alphabetical u classified
ton and their rates for room
-Trc- ro1rt accordingly t1Ted by
government order.
Z
FHE average cost Of a birth
Il IN England rs FIVE pounds
$500 and OF "a funeral %
pounds lS&Ql----------------
a waiter OF many years eN-
perience says Americans are BY
far the best tippers. ! knew
that. But then he also says
the NorwegianS are the second
best uppers. That's news TO
me
II was Abraham Lincoln who
said
II like TO see q man proud Of
the place in which he lives.
like TO see man live 30 his
place will pc proud OF him"
Kay Fay of Ventura. Cal.
has been made a member Of
the My Name is Poem Club.
QUERIES from clients: @
NJ Gould an ante!opa-.l,t-51iit- \
thoroughbred race horse in
mile race?
Am antelope can run about
80 feet n second. 4 race horse
about 81 feet a second. But the
race horse in making this speed
carries "A man. The antelope
carries no weight.
IL i had some records Of how
fast horses have run with no
weight 10 carry ! could answer
your question. However, with
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

Surprise click: Lorna Byron
(young soprano) sold herself TO
the Kostelanetz program. Just
walked in and auditioned No
agent, no nuttin. She was a
big hit last Sunday.
In the local La Prensa awards
Of three first prizes land one
Second) went 10 entertainers at
Havana Madrid. They are Raul
and Eva Reyes. outstanding
Latin dance team" Jose Cur
bello. top Latin orchestra; Pillar
Lopez. leading Latin single
dancer. and warbler Chucho
Martinez.
THE Press Box: Pollyanalysts
l-IS-tAe-H name for many OF
the military experts.
Current events robbed them
of considerable prestige.
A risky business attempting
TO predict the military future.
In the first place the war
time statutes prohibit getting
too close, and in the second
place the Russians make every
prophet look sappy.
Goebbets mfcrofoamed at the
mouth again.
He now says Germany's only
hope IS 20 stop the invasion
from the west.
Spain always denied shipping
war materiel 10 the enemy.
Now is promises TO cut down
these shipments.
Taking Frances word is like
taking arsenic.
The n. Y. Mirrors daily cir
culation. but for newsprlnt
shortage, would be one million
and double on Sabbaths.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
~ Ae W AHNA.A1A1A1 Broadway

THE Show Shops pickup
L Girl is the name of the
weeks entertainment event. an
other M. Todd production. The
national wave Of juvenile de-
-linauency inspired 1.-THE re-
viewers reported that IL is a
timely drama which steers clear
% the tawdry peepshow ap-
proach
IA Highland Fling" is a
host Story trimming with
Whimsy The plot occasionally
hauntS the play, but Mirrorman
Robert Coleman reported that
IT delighted the initial specta-
tors.
The United States Coast
Guards "TarS and SparS." ac-
cording 10 dress-rehearsal Wit
neSses, is a Jubilee of amuse-
ment, packed with expert songs
stepping and comedy plus VIC
tor Natures muscles as an
added eyetraction.
TIIE Moom-PitcherS Chockful
4 or Americana, Adventures
of Mark Twain is the personal
history OF a great author who
dipped his pen in Americas
heart and turned out yarns that
went into the heart OF the
world. Fredric March is starrific.
An eerie thriller is "GaSlight."
Superb portrayals by Charles
Boyer and Ingrid Bergman keep
the attention balanced on the
tightrope Of suspense.
Going My Way is tender
drama. II allows Bing Crosby
to step out OF the Sinatra school
and become a star pupil in the
art Of make-b believing, whore
Barry Fitzgerald gives Bing a
lesson in picture-stealing.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

Shocking as a shot in the
dark. The Hitler Gang is
plague-by-plague report Of the
Nazi malady. II depicts the
development ef-A-zf- worrus
growing mp into snakes.
TlIE Magazines: Short stories
Il used 10 bc turned into plays.
But the play hit. THE Voice Of
the Turtle, ! is now a short tale.
Stage Pictorial is a new maya
zine devoted 10 the hit shows
a fan mag. The first Of its kind
devoted 10 the lnotlighteFs. First
printing is 10000.
T. Gayle, the editor Of Baton,
has quit TO join Fred Warnings
staff.
p ff'TcmOnd'S piece (about
newSpapermen working the late
lobster shift is sprinkled with
newSpaperman nuggets.
The Readers Digest best
quote is a heading of a navy
officers irtter 10 his bride:
Dearest Chln-Up Girl"
Its admiration for the phrase
"newly-welded' delights us no
, end
That reminds US about the
authors Of the film, Top Man"
who apparently enjoy this COLI
umn's Sounds-in-the-Night de-
partment. Live and let lift.
THIS is why gas and man
Il power are short.
In 1918 there were four mil
lion in the armed forces with
one auto for every 80 men.
In 1914 there are almost
eleven million IN uniform and
one car for every s.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

WELL. here IL is. Understand
w take no responsibility
for the statements hereunder
following. | haze not tried i
out myself. An / Know IS what
] read responsible medical
journals. Furthermore. II viii
got do anybody any harm 10
= The remedy is not dangerous
IN any sense, and any one can
ny IT.
1t appears that Vitamin p
writ retrieve itching or any Kind
including mosquito bites.
I had better begin with the
story OF the 2-year-old boy who
had 10 be kept indoors IN the
summer because Of The vicious
ness with which he was at
tackled by mosquitoes when
ever he went OUT
When he was bitten the
Jumps lasted for days and gave
him no rest.
After receiving 10 riiiigrau1S
Of thlamine (which is part Of
Nitamin p complex he slept
all night in comfort.
lie was bitten by mosquitoes
the next day, but the bites did
not itch. By evening all weltsy
Old and new, had disappeared.
The doctor who discovered
this use for thiamine had has
first experience with n l3-year-
old girl who had chlblains.
After taking 100 milllgrams
Of thiaminc hydrochloride with
in eight hours she had relief
from the discomfort and itch
ING
II has been used with relief
IN hives, poison IVY. scabies tor
binary iich), itching ears. pity
riaSiS rosea. measles and
chicken poN
l see no reason why II should
not be tried in such annoying
conditions as prurituS vulVae.
about which people are always
writing me and about the re-
lief OF which / have never
known any thing 10 tell
Nobody seems 10 know what
the cause Of this affection is.
~and 50 most OF the writers OF
rXtbooks on skin diseases call
- neurosis.
Nor do ! sec any reason why
this now remedy should not be
used IN the generalized pruri-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
Answer to Question No. 1

Answer To Question No.
The groom-at least / always
did. The bride is nervous about
her gown and afraid the cere-
mony may not 60 smoothly as a
social event, but she is backed
up by many bridesmaids, while
the groom has only the best
man 10 catch him If he faints.
All reports agree that the
groom gets a terrible sinking
feeling when the zero hour ar
rives. Fortunately. ne soon re-
turns TO normally and becomes
a father as numerouSly as his
income--and the family pattern
OF his social class permit
Answer TO Question No. .
While there are three kinds
Of introvertS and eXtroverts
tthe intellectual. emotional and
SoclaD the emotional and the
intellectual introvert seems 10
make the best executive 10 do
the planning. while the extro-
vert IN these respects is the
best TO carry out the plans. The
intellectual and emotional intro
vert likes 10 think things out.
develop plans and principles.
while the intellectual and emo
tional extrovert likes 10 make
things go. He is the govgctter.
the hustler ANY business is
better with both types.
Answer to Question No. 3
Not exactly As John RuSkin
put ~. the chief glory OF the
soldier is not that his business
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
Detroit Times Rationing Timetable
CUTIES

GASOLINE
A Coupon tl--3 gals. valid through
June n
RI and &C Coupons gals each
b and ca Coupons Esls each.
claw requires state name and license
number be written on every coupon
when received
FUEL Oft
Period Z and Period 5--Nald through
Aug 81
IIQI OR
40. s--VShd through Nav a.
SHOES
Airplape stamps l and z--Nsid IN.
definitely
PRoCFSSED FoOnS
Blue As through Qs--Nald Ia
definitely.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

sacrificed fishes; myonancy by
mice: crithomancy, by dough- of
cakes; cleromancy, by dice
don't trust this one); aXino-
NANCY, by balanced Ratchet;
sortilege. by drawing lots; gyro-
NANCY. by walking in a circle.
and geloscopy, by the mode OF
laughing.
knowing something about
how things are done in Wash
ington l am laying my dough
on gyromancy.
Distributed by King Features SYM. Inc.
Reproduction in whole or in part
strictly prohibited.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

is 10 kill but 10 be killed. He
stands ready every moment 10
throw his life between his coun-
try and her enemies. His life is
at the service of every mother.
father and child. every home
and school. That is why we
render him our highest homage
and deepest reverence. Five
million or more Of our finest
and best are, as you read this.
on the battle fronts with their
lives at stake 10 protect all that
this nation holds dear.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
Quick Answers

Matthew c. Perry
MARINE corps, 20l, years
navy. 22l3 army. u.
2 Monaghan.
4-Wrong. In China il is white,
IN Turkey, violet
: Fourth finger. left hand
g. Yes.
Copyright. 1914 ~ Kng Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

its best his thought forever will
be burdened by reflections upon
the costs Of victory.
VERY rarely do great COM
mandsrs ever exult in the
successes that they have won.
The zest Of life usually ceases
-+4--tt>N--ft-tt ffrtrr heavy duty Is ended.
Seldom is there room in their
souls for further ambitions, or
the disposition in their minds
for new or varied undertakings.
Achievement has lost its
glamour.
/ have had the privilege of
knowing. or in other cases
meeting and conversing with.
some great soldiers who bore
this terrible responsibility.
Pershing. Hunter Liggett.
Foch, Joffre. Hindenburg. all
impressed me as quiet men,
after their battles were con-
efuded.
There seemed to be a certain
gentleneSs and sweetness in
their characters which could be
attributed 10 the fact that the
fires Of ambition in them had
burned out.
They had passed the supreme
heights at which men my live,
They were disposed TO walk
quietly all the rest Of their days."
/ am drawn into these re-
Elections because at this moment
my sympathy goes out 10 Gen.
Eisenhower above any man on
this human stage.
He was then simply the chief
of staff 10 Gen. Kreuger, who
commanded our Third Army
from Fort Sam Huston.
In these few months he has
risen TO the position where he
Is the most important figure in
this war.
If he survives and wins the
victory, which l believe he will,
he will join the company which
! have described as quiet men,"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
MATS, CHTTNF. FATs

MEATS, CHEESE. FATS
Rcd As through as - Valid fr.
dehhltey for butter margarine beef
steaks. roasts. evapnrated milk
cheese ana cheese products.
Red RE-. IS. and T-s-NaHd Nav :
Indefinitely. Next stamps valid
June
tlr-s through Is and As hrcugh
MIS- stamp valid for direct
purchases from farmers.
One III salvage tat. good for Z cents
and two meat ration points.
SUGAR
\ stamps 30 and 81. Book No. IS
lbs each, valid indefinitely
stamp 90, No. Book ms Cor
canning through Feb IS 1888
Spare stamp 81. No. Rook-Vslld
FOR maximum If 20 ihs. for cane
nnE Apply local board.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

The srcetcSf bouey
Is loatbsdiqe az its oiD DELI
ciOusneze
IN NJ 10 Taste corfouRds 'hc
appetite;
Therefore, Tore moderately
~ Shakespeare.
(It was Ovid who said. 'IIe
who loves IS q slave, he who Is
loved is a master Keep that
in mind, young fellow
by DpA- order ST per cent Of
- San FranciSco's restaurants
can now charge only 5 cents for
a cup Of coffee.
The city's eating establish
ments have been placed in eight
alphabetical clasSifications. The
"A, b. c, d group" is made up
Of the low and medium class
restaurants.
This group is limited 20
nickel per cup Of coffee. the r
group, allowed 20 charge
dime, includes the better class
Batteries .-.-.---s-,-e-..r---
The IF group is the exclusive
hotels and dining places which
can charge for coffee what they
charged in the first week Of
April, 1913.
The &c group" is made up Of
night spots which are not linn
tied as 20 the price Of coffee.
II is interesting 10 note that
during MuSsolini's + scIs [
regime in Italy, the hotels Of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
Connolly Answers

i-b; 2-b: sc. IA: 5-b.
g -(a) Sclerotlc coat. tb)
coChlea. (c) olfactory re-
ceptor; Id gustatorY nerve.
tel CutaneOuS sense.
Copynght 1914. Dy KING Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

It's. or itching Of old people.
This must be due very largely
10 the senile atrophy OF the
skin: any one car. sec from the
thinning skin OF old people that
u is one Of the first organs 10
show the great involuuoin.
We know that bathing and
excessive use OF soap makes
elderly people itch
Furthermore, because their
digestive Juices and digestive
absorption are likely 10 be low.
Old people are naturally prone
90 be deficient in N4tamIn y.
At least here we have an ex-
permental field of possibly
good therapeutic results in a
ser OF conditions where hereto
fore we have been nearly help
ISS.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
@ What do you think of
curettemcnts 70 help have a
fafv IF.
@ Is there any chance OF
getting pregnant after having
the womb curetjeG7 +. {.
A--These two questions are
put down together 20 show dlf-
fercnt views on the same sub
lect NV opinion would be that
curettcment does not increase
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
By DR. Logan
Clendening

the chances Of pregnancy and
II certainly does not prevent II.
Have read a book
by a Russian on Middle age is
what you make il, - who says
that middle-age folk do not need
alkalinizing. They need all the
acid they can get. Others say
take bicarbonate il won't hurt
-NnI-- 44Lih4e-s4f1ffff- ttrcrdp when
such authorities disagree
-Affswrr-tRfO called Them au-
thorities The Russian sounds
ike fake. Soda bicarbonate
won't hurt you at any age. But
that u changes your chemistry
IS something else The human
body Is neutral in reaction from
birth 20 death. and preserves It's
neutrality fiercely. When you
really get acid or alkaline you
are IN real trouble.
T. f. Are carbonated
drinks. such as Coca-Cola,
Pepsi-Cola. etc, harmful taken
once a week?
Answer: They are not HARM
full taken much oftener than
that. They furnish quick energy
and vigor through their sugar
and coca contents.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09

It's best, his thought forever will
be burdened by reflections upon
the costs of victory.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-05-09
ARE YOU ENOTIONALLY
GROMN-UPe

Copyright 1874. lam y Dgls ca.
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The Daily Alaska empire., 1944-05-19
POPPY DAY PROCLAMATION
 BY MAYOR OF DOUGLAS

whereas, the United States of America is again being forced to crush powerful enemies seeking to establish, their tyranny over the world, and
 Whereas, the young men of Douglas again are offering their lives in the nations service, and
 whereas, the memory of those who have given their lives is cher ished by us all and is an inspira- tion to us all in these grave days, and
 whereas, their service and sac rifice is symbolized by the memorial poppy of The American Legion and American Legion Auxiliary, now therefore
 q, James Parsons, Mayor of the City of Douglas, do hereby proclaim Saturday, May 27, 1944, to be Poppy Day in the City of Douglas, and urge all citizens to observe the day by wearing the memorial poppy in honor of the men who died for America in the battles of World War I and World War IT. (Signed) JAMES I. PARSONS,
The Daily Alaska empire., 1944-05-19

Continued from rage One) sion to the voters of Alaska. we advocate that such Enabling Act clearly specify the terms of admis- sion to statehood, including the di- vision ol responsibilities between the Federal and State governments with respect to both human and property rights.
 We are opposed to any radical change in the present law governing the acquisition of mining property by discovery, location, and patent and are particularly opposed to the proposal for Federal leasing of min eral ground in Alaska.
 We urge carefully planned pro- gram of construction and mainte- nance of trails, roads. highways and
The Daily Alaska empire., 1944-05-19
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landing fields to provide safe and economical transportation to all sec tions of the Territory and to the States.
 We demand return to public do- main status of the twenty-mile strip of land on each side of the Alaska Military Highway and lately with drawn from development by the Secretary of the Interior
 We urge expansion of housing and facilities at the Pioneers Home in Sitka sufficient to care for all needy pioneers, with one unit desig- mated for pioneer women.
 We believe the fiscal policy of our Territorial government should be economy with no additional tax programs during the national emer- gency.
 We advocate positive post war planning including legislation to as- sist in the reestablishment of the service men and women returning to civilian life.
 Believing in the future of Alaska, we urge an intensive survey of the geological and agricultural possi- bilities of the Territory, such sur- vey also to facilitate the postwar development of our tourist trade, and our fishing and timber indus tries.
 We believe a progressive labor policy should be an established prin- ciple of our Alaskan government including improvement of working conditions, prevention of unjust dis crimination as between workers and favoring the employment of bona fide residents of Alaska in Alaskan industry
 We advocate nonpartisan board for the administration of Territorial relief, and economy in the overhead administration of welfare funds, and that the savings thus effected be used for increased pensions, and that there be no discrimination be, tween natives and whites in pen- sions and relief allowances.