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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

TELEGRAM from Jerry Hyers :;
l. Hey. I want my money
back! That gag about the drunk
disrobing and winding up In the
Stork Club was In the Naude-
Vile News in l92l--only then
you had him winding up in
Gray's drug store. Does that
lily goodness, where y'been?
Since then | sold II 10 the
Graphic, Life. Judge. College
Humor and the Mirror. II l
don't repeat myself. the echoes
do And, as Louis Nicer
says, there are many echoes, but
few voices.
Add AIS: Charles Barnet, the
orchestra leader Beginning
of the End Dept: Federal
Economic boss Leo Crowley
according to Washington
eveasdroppers) has threatened
staffers with dismissal il they
spill things to reporters
An upstate publisher is buying
every foreign language gazette
he can Charley Ross of
the ST. Louis Post Dispatch is
in line 10 inherit the mantle OF
c. Nicholson as the Demmys
press agent M. Berle says
he won't resume in Hwood
until he's done 3 months over
seas-after the Follies quits
That $4,000 gin game
(lost by Paul SmalD wound up
in a FIST fight on the coast
Patricia Reynolds trip 10
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
Il. v. DURLING

the faith Of hghting men in
American womanhood.'
MARRIAGE is stgil a huge
vi success / mean the horse.
That honest. 2 courageous de-
Sccndant of Man o War Just
won another S25 600 rare The
only time Marriage does not run
well. is when he has not slept
well, That's why on occasions
he ends up an also ran
Horses are like people. They
do their best when they feel
their best.
There was a horse on the Pa
cifc Coast which would win four
races in a row and in the next
finish last Tie finger Of suspl-
cion was pointed az his owners.
Investigation revealed the horse
won on sunny days and lost on
damp rainy or fOggy days. He
suffered from rheumatism.
QUERIES from clients.
W What was.the. largest
field Of horses you have seen?
Al saw q race on the
Widener course ar Belmont.
Largest field l heard of was
the as horses that ran in the
Liverpool Grand National OF
1929.
, Copyright. 1914, by KING Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
By DAMON RUNYON

THE BOBBY trap, or more for
Il maily the anti-perSonnel
NINE. that is often mentioned IN
the war news. IS supposed 10
have been introduced To warfare
by the Germans tow ard the
close OF World War l.
The veterans Of that war VIII
recall hearing OF isolated IN
stances Of bombs in various
forms being found in quarters
Just evacuated by the enemy
and rugged in a manner 70. de-
stroy the life and limb of the
unWary. But the system had
not developed 10 an extent that
called for elaborated precau-
tons against this particular
menace.
The casualties from the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

MORE than five months have
-A now passed since the Re-
publican policy conference at
Mackinac Island, Mich, first
brought the political spotlight
TO bear upon a group of gov
errors Of that party nearly all
of whom were obviously of
presidential caliber.
Of these. three chief eXecu-
tives of large and important
states, it is no diSparagement of
the others to say, stood out con-
spicuously. These were Thomas
f. Dewey of New York, John
W. Broker of Ohio and Earl
Warren of California.
II is interesting TO note that
during nearly half year since
Mackinac. these three are still
regarded by most politicians of
both parties as the leading can
didates for the Republican nomi-
nation for president. The situ-
alton has not changed
Most political students would
say that as of today in all prob
ability one of these three will
become the ndidate of the
June convention of the Repub-
hcan party,
THERE were three prominent
Il figures in the party who
were conspicuous at Mackinac
by their absence.
These were Wendell L. Will
kie. the 1910 candidate: Gen.
Douglas Macarthur, and former
Gov StasSen Of Minnesota. now
serving on active duty as an Of
fCer IN the navy.
The status of these three has
changed materially since the
Mackinac Island conference was
held early in September.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

4 QUERY comes. as to what
"A the Schneider test is. !
take the answer from recent
book. Fighting Fitness, by {.
Ward Champion, NJ. d.
An aviator must pass the
Schneider test 10 enter service.
A Schneider rating is frequently
made on aviators and If one
fails he is grounded
- Mai. Schneider. who designed
test, worked with aviatorS
the first World War Al
Mineola
He used tho regular test OF
comparing pulse rates and blood
preSSures IN two positions.
standing and lying down But
he felt that he could get more
information as 10 their physical
condition by increasing the tests
10 six The result of these gives
tho Schneider index Three
points credit is given for each
one.
TEST Pulse rate lying down
L Most great athletes have
slow pulses.
Lie down. relax. shut the
eyes. The pulse is taken minute
by minute until il appears TO be
as slow as IL is going 10 get.
This takes about five minutes,
The credits are-50 10 20 equals
1910 10 so equals p so 10 90
equals i. 90 TO 100 equals 0.
Test II-Rise and stand for
two minutes 10 allow the pulse
10 assume a uniform rate.
Count the pulse by quarter
minutes. When two consecutive
l5-SeCond counts are the same
multiply by four This gives the
rate Of the pulse for one minute.
Compare with the pulse while
lying down. The less the pulse
increases on standing the better
CredIts-lf the pulse increases
only up 10 10 beats equals 3
If IL increases above Is 10 90
beats equals i and II Il has
been fast while lying down
minus H.
T'EST III Standing pulse rate.
L II the pulse is slow stand
ing more credit is gwen than If
il IS slow while lying down.
Test " Pulse rate after ex-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
DEAR Boss:
LETTERS FROM TIMES SOLDIERS

was first sergeant under Gen.
Hoyt.
Sgt Matson entered the serv-
ice at Is, at Fort Scott, Kan.
Fourteen of his years Of serv-
ice were at Selfridge Field.
The sergeant is married, and
the father of four His wife, the
former Florence Hammal and
children. Deane II. Charles, 9.
Jane, 7. and James, s, live in
Lakevlew. JIM.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
THE WORLDN REVIEW


be double what il was a few
years ago.
Naval vessels differ from
land armies in the advantage Of
mobility.
If they control the seas they
can concentrate with speed and
relative safety whatever their
strength is required.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
Quick Answers

The Thirty-fourth Division.
away from the United States
more than two years.
Frank Loesser. now a private
in the army.
3-One Of every eight.
TO renounce war as an in
strument If national policy.
5-Fricuon matches.
Copyright. 1874, By KING Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

This mobility our navy now
has.
II purposes TO drive straight
onward until it gains the coast
of China. When It is achieved
il is not merely Japan's outer
fortified positions which will
decay like the fruit of a sew
cred vine; it is Japan itself.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
LENTEN REDUCING DIET
Friday--5O0 Galleries

BREAKFAST
y grapefruit--no sweeienlng.
l slice Zweiback-no butter or
substitute
! cup coffee no cream or
sugar.
LUNCHEON
! toasted cheese sandwich on
whole wheat bread.
tomato sliced on lettuce
mineral oil dressing
cup tea no cream or sugar.
DINNER
Average helping any broiled
baked or boiled fish. Go fried
fish
2 tablespoons poached cucum-
berS.
slice toast-no butter or SUBJ
stitute
Raw or stewed fruit dessert.
! small cup coffee no cream or
sugar
q cup clear soup may be added
II desired
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
Detroit Times Rationing Timetable
copyrrht ie44 BY XIns Feature,
PROTESTED FOODS

Green X, l.. M-Vald through March
20
Blue A, Rs. C-S. rs and E-s-
Valid through May 90
MEATS. CHEESE. PATS
Brown and Valid through
th March -
Red As. rs and C-s-Vsnd throush
Msy 20
spare No &, Book IS points
t1r pork through SATURDAY.
One ~ salvage fat. GOOD for cents
and two meat ration points.
SUGAR
stamp 80, No. . Rnuk 5 ms NaNf
stamp 40. ~ Z Book 5 los Tor
canning through Feb. "A, ia45.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
GASOLINE

A Coupon 10 Good through Mar 81
y and & Coupons gallons each
81 and C-t toupons-2 gals each.
R1 and C Coupons gals each
H-S and C-S Coupons gals each
FUEL OIL
Period 40 gallons q unit through
March 10 ny
Period Z and Period Good through ,
Sept. 20.
LIQUOR
NJ. f-Vaid March through 81
SHOES
stamp IA and Airplane stamp l.
Wild Indefinitely
TIRE INSPECTION DEADLINEs
C--Nsy 81 A-Msr al. R-Juns 30
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

EDITORS NOTE-This is a
letter from one Of the SIS who
Went into service from the Times
editorial department. The writer.
Capt James McCarrigIe, pho
toFrapher. Who was in England
at the time Of Writine.
DEAR BOSS:
CGT CARL c. MATSON. So,
- Of Lakeview Mich. doesn't
mind telling any one that he's
on the winning side" in World
War II. That means something.
because after all Sgt. Matson
has made the army his career
20 years Of il already
One Of the oldest enlisted men
on Tins station in length of serv-
ice he is maintenance chief
with complete supervision of all
the fighter a aircraft Of his
squadron
He dcvotcS all his regular
duty and spare time. too. 10 see
that this Job is done
SGT. NatSon has served under
a number Of the present day
high ranking generals. Years
ago he took care Of the car of
Gen Arnold, present chief Of
staff Of the army air forces. He
also Soldicred under Generals
Spaatz. recently chosen 10 lead
the air invasion against Berlin:
Royce, Hoyt and The late
George Andrews. Generals
Spaat1 and Hoyt were al one
time commanding officers of his
squadron. At Selfridge Field he
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
Connolly Answers

-thl; 2 tcl; 3 (a) 4 (bl 3
fhl: s ta) France th)
United States Cc) Ireland
I'd Russia fel Germany.
Copyright. 1854. b. K.ng Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

ercise. Provide a stool or chair
1871 inches high Put the right
foot on top Of the chair In ID
seconds bring the left foot up
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
ON THE SIDE

female tells how she felt when
her sweetheart first kissed her
like a tub 81 roses. swimming
in honey, cologne, nutmeg and
lackberrieS.2 p &C.,. ~
4 Seems a iIttle complicated TO
mo But, as YOU know / am
Just studying 10 try 10 under
stand women and am still IN the
freshman class.
HNHY shouldn't ply sically
w AT young women he
drafted ." writes a marine
Take these volunteer pin-up
girls who send allegedly allur-
ing photos 10 men in the armed
forces. No doubt these glamor-
Gus females get quite "A pa
triotlc glow out OF sending pie
lures 10 fighting men. They
seem To feel that by permitting
men To gaze at their photo
graphs they have done their
bit.
As for me, and | know a lot
of marines in the same posi-
tion, | have a pin-up girl; my
wonderful wife. In fact | have
two pin-up girls; the other is
my beautiful S-year-old daugh-
ter.
II suggest some OF these
volunteer pin-up girls volunteer
for the WACs, WAVES, SPARS
or marines and help preserve
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

Answer to Question No. |

Answer To Question No. |
No You may stop and give a
dime 10 a begger and 20 on
your way, proud Of your gener-
osity. But you have probably
damaged him. confirmed his
habits. made others think that's
a good way 10 make a living.
and all told wasted a dime that
some organized, charitable So
ciety could have used for some
permanent benefit buying fuel
for a family where the father il
sick, buying A brace for a Grip
pied child. or schoolbooks for
.ne poor boy or girl. Merely
ling we are doing right does
not always prove We are right.
Answer to Question No. 2
Many experiments have shown
tho in learning any skill. you
progress faster by short periods
of intensive work than by long
periods which cover the same
amount IF time. Your move
ments are awkward and you
make such great efforts 10 over
come them that YOU soon begin
10 repeat your own errors. In
fact, you are soon practicing
pour errors more successfully
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02
Answer to Question SO. 8

No. Each generation learns its
own lesson. President Woodrow
Wilson. historian. said. Every
generation has 10 learn its finan-
cial lessons all over again.
The same with its political and
social lessons. History has been
mainly a vast pageant Of swirl
ing human passions. and the
notion that we are simply going
round and round i'm circles, l
think, has little support.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

than your Successes. and maybe
getting worse instead OF better.
II is far better 10 make frequent
rests, analyZe your errors. and
tackle the Job again when you
are fresh.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

copynght is44, John ?. DMs Co
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-02

or great New Booklet-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Neighbors Rally
To Soldier S Wife

The kindness of neighbors cen
tinued TO rain today on the CRATE
ful shoulders ef Mr. James M5rc-
kelyie. 23-year-old soldiers wife.
who gave birth yesterday to her
fourth child. and is living on a
Sl0-a-week welfare check,
The plight of Mrs. MacKelvie.
whose allotment checks are Three
months overdue. first was re-
vealed by the Times. Immediately
the open heart and hand of De-
troit made generous and practical
contributions of cash and offers of
help during her confinement
Last night Boy Scout Troop 1S4
delivered six bushels Of food do
mated by neighbors and the Van.
Dyke Church Of Christ also made
contributions OF food,
Mrs. Mackelvie and her new
eight pound son were reported do
ing nicely al Mount Carmel Mercy
Hospital
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Information Post
Sought for Vets

Henry J Roesch chairman 81
the Detroit Clearing House Com
mittee- on XeteraH+ fProbfru1y- aYI-
nounced today that Capt r
Thornton Brodhead. L. S Navy
tretired), had offered the L S &
Mcheever as an information cen
ter for returned veterans.
Al a committee meeting plans
- - ~ - tf--r-tt tr71 ~r-trrTTC VIZ 7T77-
mediately an Information and
referral service 20 aid honor8bly
discharged Servicemen
John Ballenger. police commits
sioner and committee vice chair
man, stressed The immediate need
for an information service which
would prevent veterans heinz
forced 70 cor1t5ct SFVCTFf d7rTTTGTf
agencies before finding the night
one.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
TriplefS.
Grandnla'S
ar Job
(See Pictorial Review

Every day is wash day for
Grandma Galanok out at 6026
Dubois. where Sharon. Susan and
Gordon. the Kurowski trlplets,
live.
The tripletS are Mrs. Bernice
Galanok's war Job. Their father,
Pvt. Harry Kurowski. was in
Quoted a few weeks before the
babies were born. April II last
year. Their mother was taken to
Herman Kiefer Hospital three
months ago TO be treated for
tuberculosis.
So the care Of the children now
belongs 10 the grandmother, and
TO an aunt, Bertha.
Pvt. KurowSki has seen his
babies three times since they
were born. Now he is on ma
neuvers in Tennessee and expects
TO 60 overseas soon. His co has
promised him a farewell visit
home.
The babies are enchanting. The
girls love company. liked both
reporter and photographer, but
Gordon definitely docs nat-caEe
for strangers. They're not quite
at the creeping stage yet. but
they like to play together IN one
of their sleeping baskets.
Just As matter Of record
grandma has "a diapers 10 wash
daily, is bottles 10 prepare. The
three are blond. hlue-eyed and
healthy. Their mother hopes 10
be well and come home te them
IN another few months.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Detroit Filler Dies
In Texas Plane Crash

Mr. and Mrs John p. Hyland
Of 600 Emerson today received
word from the war department of
the death Of their son, I'd 1t.
John Hyland. when his plane
crashed on a routine flight from
has base an Randolph Field. Tex.
1t fiyiaud was % years old,
and had been in the Army Air
Forces for two years. Before
entering tho service he worked
for the Pcrc Marquette Railroad,
He was a graduate of Southeast
ern High School
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Super Luxury Sleep No. 'o

20 Mound mattress filled with long staple . coz
oo , between TOP and bottom layers OF [es resi-,
e 20, hair Superhne striped cover I'u'
wonderful comfort
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Tool Of Ndzi Spies
Takes His Physical

Bernard Hoffman. cx-mcrchant
seaman alleged 10 have bpon "a
tool N the Nazj spy ring of WINCH
Or. Fred " Thnmes Who j, TOME
sentenced today for conspiracy 10
commit espionage was kos
figure was to take ms physical
examination today for induction
into the armed forces
Hoffman was freed upon orders
Of Federal Judge Monet after
examination hy 3 board ~ psy-
chlstrlsts bar later was declared
sane by Veterans Hospital mon
tal experts.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16

sonound layer feted cotton filled T Tn1sIoi
'onned BY "sprngy" hair layer ln n,r;nsd
s e5ee reinforced side walls HaiTpFooi s'''p'0
cover
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16

AOVFRT1sTNENT
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
RELIEF ORDERED

Eddie a. Adcock. director of
immigration in Detroit, said be
already has ordered his men to
stop questioning commuters ON
their draft status.
Informed of one case IN which
a committing worker asserted he
had been ordered 10 register. and
already has been told TO report
for induction, AdcoCk said
cit is possible that this could
have happened. hut the man has
nothing 10 fear il he can show
he IN a Canadian citizen and has
not established residence i'm
Detroit.
THE only cases We are inter
ested in are those I'm which a
Canadian uses his commuters
registration as a shield and actu-
ally sets up his residence In De
troit."
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Wanted! Men and
Women Who Are
Hard of Hearing

To make this simple no risk hearing
test n Nou are temporarily deafened
bothered hy ringing huzzng head noises
dIp to hardened cor ,oagulated Max (ceru-
mem fry the Ourne Home Method test
that A. nlAuA- SAY ma Lnahled lhenl- 10 haaE
We'll again You must hear better after
making his simple test or you get your
money back an once. Ask about Ouune
Lar l1rn4lA flGaA ai,li5tH+Htfhe kinsef- =
and drug stores everywhere.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16

Order War Stamps delivered
to your home by your Detroit
Times carrier.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
OFFICIALS ERR

Informed that some Canadians
Of draft age had been stopped az
the border by L. :. immigration
authorities and ordered "a explain
their status or register with local
draft boards. Cyul Cane British
consul m Detroit. said
- haze investigated tittS rrr7rt=
ter and have been assured the
whole thing il a mistake a
misinterpretation Of immigra-
ton regulations ny snmenne IN
the L. &. service.
IL feel that the entire matter
will he Strengthened out this
week, and that no more bona
fide Canadian commuters will
he asked 10 register for the
draft"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
ADNEEIlSEM ENT
G,I5;'!5EKIJIIE5!
tts NO
Do you have poor digsstionl nc
Do you feel hsadarhy after eating!
Do you gel sour or upset easily! DO
Do you feel tired-Iistless! nm

Now everyone knows that to get the good
out Of the food you eat--you must digest
il properly. But what most people don't
know is that Nature must produce abou'
two pints Of the digestive juice-liver
hie-each day to help digest your food.
II Nature fails-your food may remain
undigested-lie sour and heavy in your
digestive tract.
Thus, it is simple to see that ono way
TO aid digestion is to increase the flow of
liver bile. Now, Carriers Little Liver
pills start to increase this flow quickly
for thousands in as little as thirty
minutes. When bile flow increases, your
digestion may improve. And, soon you're
on the road to feeling better-which Is
what you're after.
Don't depend on artificial aids to coun-
teract Indigestion when Carriers aid
digestion after Nature $ own order, when
taken as directed. Get Carriers Little
Liver Pills today-at any drugstore
only 25t. You will be glad you did.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Twin and Full Sizes

ro, Above Items - Pay 2Ofo Deposit
talonce monthly. Usual carrying charge
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-16
Canadian Border
Draft Explained
As Official Error

Charges by ee#Hititi4e- t,=aa-
dian workers tfat American 1n'-
migration authorities were aI-
tempting 20 shanghai % them into
the American army were cleared
up today when both L. $ and
Canadian officials explained that
HE he s4tttF -t-->-t-------
an Official error.
Evening star., 1944-12-01

his ear, his cheek, and a bit of the
profile of the nose-never the ewes
Now, scientists in England, in pos
session OF many old photographs of
Hitler, together with the latest ones.
nave been taking microscopic measure
mentS--of the ears. The ear. they saw.
Is as lnfalllble clue as a fngerprint.
Ihe ear does not change after the age
OF Il, and no two ears in the world are
Identical. The latest photographs of
Hlter-say the expertS-ShoW an ear
half an inch larger than the original. All
OF which again proves nothing concu-
siVely, for the double may again be
doubling for living and healthy Hitler.
l mean as healthy as ever.
FE*
But this confusion is exactly what
the Nazis would think up These doubts
is he dead or alive?-is he confined
somewhere insane? - has he disap-
peared?-could confuse any capture and
trial OF him. There always would be
thousands who could say That was
not Hitler" Then, five or ten years
later, people would appear who had
seen him. He lives in our midst, a
simple man; he is waiting the day"
And the thought occurs that Just this
could conceivably happen. Remove a
few OF the always caricatured charac-
terlstics-take off the muStache and
recomb the hair, and in South Ger
many, particularly in the Austrian and
Sudeten areas where much German
and Slavic blood is mixed, you could
find hundreds of Hitlers, as far as ap-
pearance goes. He rose from the mass
and could descend into the mass, and
it would be difficult to find him.
The main thing to see to is that the
myth is myth of horror and failure
and not of grandeur and glory. Per-
haps the first step in that direction is
that few people today outside of Ger
many really care whether he is alive
or dead. The evil that he started has
grown beyond his dimensions. If he
has gone raving crazy, so much the
greater justice. Better that the Ger
man people should think of the Third
Reich as nightmare under a madman
than that they should retain the myth
that they once almost conquered the
world
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