The Waterbury Democrat., 1944-10-03
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WWA eolumnlsss were chatting and
 their faces
 were Wreathcd ln smiles that
 only pals can wear; WAelR words were sofs and tender
 As embraces
 And paace and friendshlp hovered
 in the Alrs
 eald enc; "fve read your stuff fol
 yeArs=r think you
 stand out alone among our gal'
 lant crowd;
 an days Co come blographers will
 link you
 with Field and Taylor."- Then
 the other bowed
 And murmured; well, if you crave
 my opinion
 The laurel wreath should grace
 your noble brow,
 [ hereby crown you King of our
 dominion,
 Your batter, scoops and wit all
 rate 8 bow"
 gThsy claim that dreams are flee-
 ing as Q shower But this one--niust have lasted nc
 an hourO
 DON VAIN, Yah, Yah. Our best unreliable source from Berlin just alrmalled the following flash. It seems that Adolf and 0oering had Q tiff, again Adolf spotted new medal on Hermanns uniform and said; "HoW many times, Hermann, l told you dot you must not varc more mettleS dan mea w you Varlng von extra metle, hahS"
 "0h, mein Fuehrcr," whlned doer- ing, "diss is not Q new mettle--d dlSS iSS my America First huttonl"
 JuAglng from the way some gazottes pass over the crimes of the Axis, the only way for RussiR Co get treated will in the press over here is to declare war on Us,
 0h.You.KId Depta There waS some comment on Cong, Glare 'Luoa, with ono of the lads hymn- ing her for at least getting Q little chic into Congress, Sure" conceded an acidy gal eClare wears the most stylish shoes Q candidates feet ever trembled in."
 Flsh.Tush, Ham Fish calls Helen Hayes c Red. That's because she plays Harriet Beeeher Stowe and wants to free the slaves.
 Several Oe the accounts in the papers about the Under Cover author being elected from Gerald L. x. Smiths press conference by the frightened Smith, exposed by the author, appeared to overlook Che big point in the story, fn- stead of belittling author John Roy Carlson for being kicked out why didn't they emphasize hia ii0Folsm isgoing uneseorted right into the enemyS booby trap7
 Nea'n the Yawn, According Co a Dewey flagwaveF, the stork 0AU0 eob ID bAVbbAAh WAS GOVVkAAVA q defeat at tho polls.
 A Hell, pod'ner, there are enough AeQpie BARRED from the stork te elesA your man somethingl
 xoA probably have been fright. enea no little in tho past two years by the many articles which threatened imitation The fol- lowing (from Fortuno) was reprint- ed in The Readers Digest in 1884 "By next June our public debt Wtii Do approximately what it was tn 1919. We have borne 1t before without staggering and can prob. ably do 60 again, A lover of ptatistlos has calculated that the United States could run deficit pf five billions . year for i32 gears before becoming as inSol- vent as France was when she eueeurnbod to her great postwar in. 9iatlon."
 Love Letter. pear W, w." writes Correspondent Ray Josophs, who shovered South America and put lt in new click called Argentine Diary" Duenos Aires has c new newspaper - on underground pa. per, in which it's big feature Is . cei'm titled m Wlnehel de la Argentina The name was suggesta cd when they learned you un. covered many . raw deal in the U, s. A.
 Practically aii tho dailiss there have been gagged and strait 1aeketed by tho govt, so that un. aeFgFound papers have sprung up everywhere, 'Winehel gives out with the inside stuff in back of Small Aid