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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

There wtH be quiet doVn the
summer lanes.
Quiet for ttoo, and that Is far
enough.
Quiet for t,po Who know the losh
81 rains
When paths were strange and
- every road Ods rough
here wiH be silence as the dusk
eRdures
And immemoriui suns go down
10 rest
And srery perfume Oofts its
secret lures
And every moment seems 10 be
the best;
There wiH be quiet as the stars
come out
And Bro1d,0oy seems a million
miles oUdB..
When care and hedrtbredk meet
their certain roUt
And We can dream Of that far
better day
When quiet fdlls on ALL the
enrth,s aresn -brsnst -.
Ard lore returns A strange
and welcome guest!
Don VAIN.
GEORGIA GIBBS says one
" depressing thing about this
war is that Bund leader Fritz
Kuhn ia in such a safe cell.
Two dolls we're ogling a third
who was with sad looking
az At Ruben Bleu. "Looka,"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
4. ". DURLING

Children are what the mothers
are,
No fondest fathers fordest care
Can fashion so the infant heart
Az those creative beams that
dart.
With oil their hopes and fears,
Upon the cradle Of a sleeping
son.
--Landor.
DR. PAUL POPENOE sim
~ claims the perfect father
should be able TO change a diaper
in 40 seconds. Jockey Eddie
Arcaro claims he can do II in
81 seconds. Jockey Wayne
Wright, another enthusiastic and
conscientious pappy, and Arcaro
were arguing this point one
night al the formers house.
"Tll bet you so bucks I can
change a diaper in 81 seconds
or less" said Arcaro.
"I'll take that bet" said
Wayne. handing Eddie the
Wright baby and diaper.
t--A-ii t---- ' right
jumped up and Indignantly re-
moved her child from Arcaro's
arms. saying:
Listen here, Eddie Arcaro, IL
you want 10 show what a super
duper diaper changer you are,
suggest you use your own baby
for the purpose"
So all bets were off.
1T SHOULD not be forgotten
L the war between Japan and
Russia in 1905 was the first war
between the white race and any
other race that the white race
lost.
II you marry a baldheaded
man il is possible your male
children will be bald when they
are adults. So states a man Of
science. But don't worry about
this too much If your husband
is bald Ny father was bald
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

he is not the figure that he was
in 1896 When he tipped his
opponents aside with his little
finger. Nor is he the gay figure
whom his own party followed
blindly Age, the war, disap-
polntmentS, work have added
years TO his manner and affa-
bility.
His own party is weary of
him. And the men about him
are no longer young. They are
settling down TO stodgy per-
manence.
IT is this sort of thing that
gives courage to the Repuhli-
cans They feel that their op-
ponentS have lost morale if not
hope. This optimism is undoubt-
edly premature and will pro-
duce errors of strategy and
earefesSneSs of speech.
But it is the first sign of
genuine optimism in II years
and its political effect in these
pre-convention days is that
whereas in 1910 1t was the in
dividual who mattered, this
year Republicans speak not so
much of men as of the party.
Copyright, 1914, by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

IN ENGLISH bases, an Allied
" air force has now been built
up, which surpasses everything
ever before attained. System
atically. scientifically and I'M
ceasingly. this air force is
engaged in the destruction Of
Germany.
Day after day, and night
after night, its fleets cross the
English Channel and leave pre-
cisely chosen areas and cities of
Germany in ruins. The war
plants that sustain the German
army, the lines of communi-
cation, and very Importantly,
the German luftwaffe, or air
arm, is being steadily reduced
by the attrition of battle.
In addition TO the progressive
weakening of the German re-
sources. which will oppose the
Allied invasion Of Europe. great
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
ON THE SIDE

headed and have plenty Of
hair.
A good solitaire diamond has
more value than lis equal weight
in small diamonds Keep this in
mind when buying a ring.
QUERIES from clients. @
W Have you been 70 Fresno.
Calf A-Many times. AS l
recall,it Fresno is the home
town of Young Corbett the Sec
ond and Bill Saroyan and has
the only Armenian restaurant
west Of New York City. @
Why hasn't the king Of hearts a
muStache? a f. a c h OF the
kings IN a pack of cards is a pic
ture Of a monarch Of ancient
history. At the moment l forget
whic h is which and am away
from my reference files. How
ever. the king whose picture is
on the heart card didn't have a
muStache q Who is the long
name champion Of the United
States? Believe the title is
held by GalfkoS Papatheodor-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS OF
Pontiac, Mich.
GAM kIMMEL. Turf entAusi-
y asst. Now hard al work on a
book titled Nothing Is ImpOs-
sible or How 10 Beat the Eighth
Race" / am awaiting the pub
lication of this work with much
anticipation However, l do not
think Mr. Kimmel can improve
on my system of beating the
eighth race which is 70 go home
right after the seventh Kel-
cey Allen. Whimsical dram a
critic Mr.. Allen, born Eugene
Kuttner, originated his profess
sional name by combining the
last names of the stage stars
Herbert Kelley and Viola Allen.
This system seems TO have great
possibilities for seekers of strik-
ing professional James. For
example by combining names of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

film stars we get Stanwyok
Tracy, Taylor La MARI, Crosby
Sheridan. Rath b on e Marx.
Crawford Durante and G a BIZ
Cradle Rev. Or. Randolph
Ray. Rector of the Little Church
Around the Corner, Manhattan
More people have been married
in this church than any other
in the world. Is also said the
churchs percentage of mar
fiages that have proven success
full is the highest. Dr. Ray has
written a book titled Marriage
Is a Serious Business. OF
course, marriage is a very seri-
Gus business, but if you try 10
relax it isn't so bad.
OUADRUPLETS as a blessed
VI event are 65s SOB 10 l
shot. Odds as TO twins are 70
70 Z. AS TO boy, IL 10 To-
The World War | draft yielded
s 3 s, 4tf men available FOR SerV-
ice. of these 2,702.6 were ac-
cepted and Of the latter about
100000 saw service at the
fighting fronts.
MRS. LAVINA MARY VIII
WI LIAMS widow OF a Civil
War veteran, recently passed
on ar the age of 81. She is sur
vived by six children, 33 grand
children, 65 great-grandchildren
and 10 great-great-grandchil-
dren. Evidently Mrs. Williams
and her descendants did not be-
lieve In birth control. More
power TO them. As said before,
this country owes lot to people
who have been against birth
control. A country of birth con-
troll followers could never raise
that army OF 10000, 900 we need
TO keep the United States way
Of living as we want Il to be.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
POLITICAL PARADE
: BY GEORGE ROTHWELL BROWN

Mas. Hattie Carawsy OF Ar
" kansas, our only lady L s.
senator, when asked the other
day II the Democrats would
nominate AR Roosevelt for is
years IN the White House.
naTvpty TrTT1arkpcii.
Whom else have we:"
Cnquestionably, Mr. Roose-
welt IS the only candidate who
could possibly hold together the
strange coalition of Southern
aristocrats. Northern Ia m
manyites, Of all the various
breeds the Negro voters IN the
Yankee states where they do
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

DUT can you imagine Earl
- Browder and Harry Bridges
supporting CordelI Hull, as they
are supporting Is years in the
White House for Roosevelt?
The sole chance the Demo-
Gratis have of carrying New
York this year rests on the sup
port of the left-wingers Of the
American Labor party Would
the powerful Negro vote sup
port any Democratic senator =
However, there is this fur
Their factor. In recent special
congressional elections, the de-
feated Democratic candidates
had espoused Is years in the
White House and made IL the
Paramount issue
The voters would have nothing
Of il They even took q Denver
business man who opposed is
years in the White House in
preference 10 a real hero Of the
war, one wounded in action, dec
GRATED for his gallantry. This
hero Endorsed Is years in the
White House. II ruined him.
THE New Dealers have nobody
Il save Roosevelt 10 hold to-
gether the queer political con-
glomeration or coalition now in
control of the government.
On the other hand, the people
are voting against candidates
who indorse Is years in the
White House.
Would they he doing this
today if, in the backs OF their
minds. there was the deternina-
ton 10 Ynte for RooSnysitsssiH-
in November
y Hardly likely.
That's the ocrstie
dilemma.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
Quick Answers

Wake. Dec. "a. 1871: Hong
kong fell Dec. IS, 1914.
2-Ten years.
3-It's best all-around killer Of
mosquitoes, flies, coolies.
Autumn.
5-"Footprints on the sands Of
time"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

vaccines, such as diphtheria
toxoid, whooping cough. scarlet
fever. typhoid and smallpox
vaccination.
NONE Of these things was sc-
" complished without fight
against greed and pre- JUDGE
and superstition.
Dairymen back in 1900
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
LENTEN REDUCING DIET
Wsdnesday-500 Galleries

BREAKFAsT
:, grapefruit no swsstsning
] slice ZUeihsck-sfo bu'fsr NJ FIprtt.
tute
! cup ccree-no cream or sugar.
LUNCHEON
I roschsd sEg Or hrpiisd tomato
! s-ouncs glsss ok nmsd mdk.
! sire whole wheat toAr no butter
o subgiituts
DINNER
z fAblespoons Scsliopr1 oysters.
z tahiespo0rs greer beans
y cup coffee gelatin padding no
cream ~ ssure
I small cup coffee 10 cream ~ sugar
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
Connolly Answers

1-(b): Pal: 3-(b): 4(c);
5-tb); 6-(a) the Lady's
Char, tb) the Arrow; (c)
the Water-bearer; I'D the
Goat; (e) the Snake.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

psychologist has pointed out, We
had great thinkers when we
taught Youth mathematics, also
when we emphasized Latin and
Greek, but also when we taught
them nothing at all. What edu-
cation should do is TO organize
facts so they will come in handy
for selpiHg problems Mathe-
matics helps you solve problems
in which numbers are involved.
Language helps YOU 10 express
your thoughts. The more facts
you learn. especially the more
words. and the more you learn
how 10 organize them. the bet
ter you can think. Thad'S about
the whole story Of education.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
Answer 10 Question No. l


Some time ago Inez Haynes
lfpir, asserted his IN brilliant
essay. She said: Cd Men don't
know how 10 spend money
sales people. especially sales
women. can sell them anything;
(2) Men don't know how 10 run
q city nor keep II clean, -lA
Women are realists because they
hate war, are born organizers
and insist on cleanliness We'll,
the WACs, WAVES and SPARS
have given us food for thought.
n the girls" will clean the
world UP and stop war, it's all
right with me.
Answer to Question No. 2
Unless you are immensely in
love with your Job il does. The
.e Tony Sarg. maker of gro
loues, told me he had never
done a days work in his life be-
cause he had always done Just
what he wanted to do. Walt
Disney has made similar state.
ment. But, the most OF US find
our Jobs. at times. become work.
and the things we can do when
we get out. kick up our heels
and do as we darn please show
our real inner desires and aspi-
-satiors.-------
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

SOUNDS Like Him: They were
~ reminisceing about John
Barrymore again.
Once Joe Frisco was walking
with HIM when Frank Fay
passed
"You know Frank Fay"
asked Frisco.
Know him." said Barrymore.
"I've been doing him for years."
Copyright by Daily Mirror, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

diers gave him the same name
of the only girl in the world"
DANCERS Mirror: Maestro
~ Melba of the Cotillion
Room sums up the types OF
dancers who pass his gaze. To
wit: The girl who doesn't shag,
but will stand practically still
while her partner does; the un-
manageable trio on the floor
he. she and her hat; the chap
who looks like a left halfback
and waltzes through the crowd
in much the same way he does
on the gridiron; the dippers
who get into positions seen
elsewhere only on auto radiator
caps; the couple that ogles the
orchestra, waiting for heaven.
knows what; the middle aged
duo. fooling themselves into
acting young and giving a per-
feet impression Of two pairs of
left feet looking for their
mates; the exhibitionists, mad
ly displaying new steps and
the romantic twosome, more in
love than IN tempo.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
BETTER HEALTH
BY DIR. LOGAN CLENDENING-

TT IS something OF jolt 70 be
i reminded that pediatrics, the
speciality Of diseases chill
dren, is very new develop
unent in medical practice.
DR.. Isaac A. Abt. one OF the
leading representatives Of that
.oecialty. tells US IN his auto
lography-Baby Doctor pub
ished by Whlttlesey House,
New York;, that ne was among
the first in this country 10
choose such a field.
When he discussed his future
with older doctors they tried 10
discourage him.
T,HIS vas al the beginning Of
i the twentieth century And
since then the speciality OF
pediatfics has grown into one
Of the most scientific branches
Of medicine
I am inclined 70 believe that
after the speciality OF diseases
OF the eye II is the most scien-
tihc.
This is partly due 10 the fact
that the pediatrician has such
perfect control over his patient.
II you prescribe a diet for a
baby in crib il is very likely
that the patient will get ex-
sctly what you prescribe. But n
you prescribe for a 40-year-old
piehead in chair, he may fol-
low the diet and he may walk
down 10 the corner and eat
what ne darn pleases.
HHfE great tFiHnPhs NJ pre-
i ventive medicine in chill
drens diseases have been The
elimination Of the diarrhoeal
diseases by the use ~ clean and
Inspected milk. the prevention
Of the nutritional diseases by
scientific diet particularly the
inclusion NJ fruit juices and cod
liver oil 10 prevent ScurN'y and
rickets, and third. the preXen=
non OF contagious diseases by
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

Answer 10 Question No. 3
N 1. doubtful that anything
Saches you TO think. AS one
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

tom DEWEY. the leader in
The quest, does not travel
So newspapermen and magazine
writer's. politicians. businessmen,
labor leaders. and any one else
interested in discussing present
or future matters with the
presently most probable Repub-
lican candidate have to go TO
him.
They meet him on his home
grounds where he can display
himself AT work II is a mastery
technique, brilliantly conceived
and its success is atteSted by the
surprisingly generous exposition
Of his talents in the press and
magazines.
Dewey does queer things for
a favorite candidate. His speech
AZ The Lincoln dinner of the
National Republican Club was
one of his best But II was not
on the air Az time when
every hopeful is torturing the
networks for time. Dewey can
celed half hour Of radio time
already provided.
Dewey apparently will not
compromise with the appear
ance of not seeking the norni-
nation which may be a
wonderful way 10 get II.
-
TIVE Republicans anticipate a
IL victory. They have lost all
fear Of Roosevelt: some even
argue that in the circumstances
he will not run.
Their current optimism Is
due Of course. 10 state and
congressional elections in which
their marty has heen so success
fur rTT- IT rI0rTe ~ vfTTCir fV00Se-
welt scas personally a candidate.
The current popularity Of the
President cannot be measured
with any assurance. Certainly,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21
THESE DAYS
By GEORGE E. SOKOLSKY-

DURING the last month
IL hardly shift has been
noted in the fortunes of the Re-
publican candidates for the
presidency. Their order remains
the same: Dewey, Willkie,
Bricker, StasSen. Macarthur.
Gov. Warren of California is the
most desired vice president. all
candidates hoping that he Will
be willing.
Wendell Willkie and John
Broker have been travelling.
Except that Bricker won Texas.
the tours haze thus far heen
without notable result. Wilkes
trip brought him no new
StrpngthAin the West; Brokers
trip brought him no gains in
New England.
Travelling, however, is Of great
advantage TO Bricker. for
whereas everybody knows Will
kie and either likes or dislikes
him fanatically. whatever new
friends BriCker makes are addi-
tionS. Bricker is so straight
forward and down 10 earth that
many who are wearying of
glamour find him a pleasant re-
lief from the prevailing type of
politician.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

vote the Communistic left
wing and radical labor.
II Is not quite true that the
Democratic Party today pos
sesses other than IN Mr.. Roose-
vetU no man OF futf presidential
stature
Ii does possess many Of the
old school Southern conServa-
tive type. They have managed
10 survive the New Deal. They
were not created by IT.
WHAT is meant when II Is
w said that Mr. Roosevelt has
permitted no rival 10 emerge
INTO the national spotlight dur
ing his IL masterful years is
that none has appeared who
would have ghost Of a chance
10 be elected.
The Democrats still have
Secretary of State Hull. who.
Whatever may ne SAID OF his
baekweeds theories on the tariff
question. nevertheless d oes
tower head and shoulders above
the pygFHy cabinet members
with whom the President has
surrounded himself.
q. In the Senate are Walter
George OF Georgia, IN every
way Of presidential size. Vir-
glnia's Harry Byrd is real
statesman, not only great
senator, but a man VINO. as
governor Of Virginia, proved
himself the possesser Of unusual
administrative ability.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-21

diers gave him the same name
of the only girl in the world"
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28
Corillas Tough, Too

Then we began talking about Gar.
g~antua. the big circus gorilla. How
would he come out against any
thing except an elephant?
Mr.. Buck admitted that Gargan-
tua would be something to stop. Big,
powerful. fast and vicious-some 900
pounds Of dynamite - Gargantua
would be no pushover against tiger,
lion or grizzly.
We are offering these vital statis-
tics to those who keep asking how
Louis and Dempsey. or how Tunney
and Corbett would come out in a
swinging joust.
Our answer is that Louis, Demp-
sey. Tunney and Corbett would be
completely outclassed by any griz-
Ely. lion. tiger, gorilla. python or
king cobra in any h~and-to-hand or
f~ang-to-fang collision.
Gene Tunney still thinks that a
good fighter can lick a gorilla. I
don't think Greb, Tunney, Dempsey
and Louis together could handle
Gargantua.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28

cause Of the abnormally high
prices in the foreign market for
rabbit skins. While the new hat
ters' fur prices do not lower the
general level of hatters' fur
prices previously in effect, hat
manufacturers will be able to
buy raw skins at lower prices
or to buy a larger percentage
Of their requirements Of matters
fur from cutters at the March
1912, level Of ceiling prices.
Recently sellers Of matters
fur have been forced to curtal
their sales and production be.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28
Best Football Teams

(Which section Of the country on
a general average produces the
stronger football teams?"
This is one Of the favorite queries
you get from service mail where
men from every section are thrown
together around the world. This In.
cludes the East. the Midwest, the
South. the Southwest. and the Far
West
My guess would be the Midwest,
which includes the Big Nine and
Noars Dana.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28
PRICE RULINGS
ON MATTERS FUR

The Office of Price Admins
tration considered the problems
attendant upon the production
Of fathers fall fedora and came
up with a solution: A new price
regulation covering Australian
and New Zealand rabbit skins
and matters fur cut from these
imported skins, has been issued
by the OPA.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28

pound whirlwind
who in ring contests
or training periods
practically wrecked
such stars as Gene
Tunney, Jack Demp-
sey. Tom Gibbons
and Jack Dillon.
I am referring to
the Greb that had
two y e when he
first wrecked Tun-
ney and Gibbons
and when he COM
Dletelv b~ewilderad
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28
49, I~Nl
.6oianHiA
DIA @AHzwAA

\H/HO is the top fighter in the
w world. pound for pound? This
query covers many years. in addi-
ton to the present calendar.
On the human side Dur selection
has always been Harry Greb-a 100
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1944-09-28

n when he COM Grantland Rice
pletely bewildered
Jack Dempsey with his speed in .
training spot.
My friend Frank Buck goes on be-
yond Greb or Stan Ketchel. Joe
Cans or the pick Of the human lot.
Buck dominates the Wolverines IS
or 40-pound terror from Michigan
and q few other northern midwest
ern states.
"The Wolverine, pound for pound,
Is the worlds gamest and greatest
fighter" Buck says.
THE Badger is tough. but not
quite that tough. You know even a
250-pound bear doesn't match any
part of the Wolverine-who Is not
only fast and strong. but who likes
to fight. I can't think Of any animal
who won't give the Wolverine the
right Of way. What he could do to
a 100-pound police dog wouldn't
even be close. I can't think Of a dog
that a 35-pound Wolverine wouldn't
wreck in q few minutes"
Our knowledge of Wolverines had
been largely limited to Michigan
football teams. These also haven't
been any too soft. But they haven't
quite been able to match their name
sakes since a team known as Mime
sota's Gophers have annoyed them
no little in recent years.
In animal parlance the Gopher Is
no great killer. But he is something
different on a football field.
I asked DR.. Buck just why a VOL
VERNE is so tough. Every part Of
him is tough" Frank said. ''includ-
ing teeth. claws. and especially
heart"
Worlds Best Fighter
I tried to pin Buck down to nam
ing the worlds greatest fighting ami
NAL.
This naturally leaves the human
out unless you give him a gun. The
human Is q rather puny animal
when he isn't armed. Twenty or
thirty animals would outclass him
on even terms.
Among the best Of the animal
breed Mr.. Buck includes the ele-
plant, the gorilla. the tiger. the lion.
the leopard, the grizzly and the big
python.
1.-THE elephant Is just too big" he
says. But one Of the greatest fights
ever known would be between .
tiger or . lion thrown against the
grizzly bear. They would be we'll
matched In weight. The grizzly b
much stronger than either . tiger
or . lion. He isn't IS quick but he
has . thick, protecting coating Of
hair around the throat. But either
. tiger or = lion would have to get
lin in . hurry or lose the decision.
And don't think either could get
him In . hurry"
what about the grizzly. lion or
tiger against a big python?" I asked.
Buck had brought back a python
that measured 20 feet.
"You may remember" he said.
that in the python-tiger fight pic
ture I made. the python was on the
winning side. I wouldn't want to bet
on any animal against a big python.
I saw n kill a leopard in just a
few seconds"