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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
John Paul .DOneS-Annerican!

THE John Paul Jones Oratorical
i Contest, sponsored by The De
troit Times and other Hearst news
papers, will award more than $4,000
in war bonds to high school and col
lege winners throughout the nation.
Detroit winners will share up
wards of $4,000 in bonds, exclusive
of national prizes. Chief value Of
this contest, however, stems not in
the war bond awards.
Primary objective of the patri-
otto and educational competition is
to draw the attention of America S
youth to the stirring example of John
Paul Jones, a man who made naval
tradition through his qualities of
individual conviction, imagination
and daring.
John Paul Jones was the out
standing naval hero Of our revolu-
ton He was one of the. greatest
naval genluses ever born.
LIE, ALMOST alone, was respon-
IL sible for our poorly equipped
infant navy's glorious victories over
an immensely superior foe.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
Nj ARCH Oh EVENTS
: BY BENJAMIN DE CASSERES-

As A Yankee Doodle Ameri-
"A can of the reactionary
Thomas Jefferson school I'm
sick of reading about
The delights we Americans will
experience IN stripping our
selves bare TO feed the postwar
world with probably millions
of our own people Jobless.
The brave Russians, who
are doing only what any people
VIII do Wien i attacked and Who
would be supplying Germany to-
day with oil, wheat, tanks and
planes If Hitler trattr1 t dttaCkCu
III June, 1871.
The -four freedoms" which
promise to abolish everything
but taxes and adenoids in all
the world
10 Y - II
Wendell Willkie and Henry a.
Wallace and their intenatlon-
ahSm =. a scheme TO de-Amer-
icanize US.
As A Yankee Doodle Ameri-
"A can I'm sick of reading
about Brave, wond erfu |, >"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

what makes me stlll slcker at
my Yankee Doodle stomach IS
that TINS gooey stuff about the
four freedoms and The At
lanuc Charter L. TOTALLY lnSln-
cere 1t is all political sucker
bait tor the iourth-tcrm cam
paIGn nr whoever tAe heir APP
parent vii bc
ON With The war TO the bitter
end Make Europe and ASIA no
promises. Talk turkcl 10 Joe
Slalin.-and- hack-in- Lac
home l0t.-the L $ A 90 mend
our own fences Wen have 50
much 10 DO here with postwar
problems thai ID Wc get by with
Oul IlOls and q elALI- ~ A1L.L b.
lucky
And keep your eyes. fellow
Yankee Doodle dandIc>. ON the
vodka and bOr>ch front at
Washington and al points east,
north, south and west
GONE Of the European CORE
~ spondentS talk about post
war borders This means, in
plain English. who rs going 10
be strong enough 10 grab what?
There is nothing more futile
than making a map OF Europe
now. But one thing can be pre-
dicted about that map - the
strongest nation VIII do tho ul-
innate map making At tho,
most II Viii hc a division BE-
tween England and Russia. with
Uncle sam playing The klhitlcr.
As TO boundaries IN the Pa
cific | think that me United
States western boundary should
be China. Let's take over Japan
aS Wc took over the Philippines
Tor. say 80 Acar, Il VIII cost
less than another war
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
Ames.ica Takes Warming

MR.. HOWARD E. BLOOD, chair
vi man of the postwar distribution
subcommittee of the National Asso-
citation of Manufacturers, discussed
the problem of industrial conversion
from war TO peace production before
the AdCraft Club Of Detroit IN
manner that points up the great
DANGERS attending the problem,
Since there can be no doubt
about the ability OF American indus
try to produce the goods the people
Will need and want after the war, and
iii so doing provide employment for
demobhzed fighting men and wal
workers, what ARE these dangers?
II anything happens to hamper
nd delay prompt reconversion," said
EIr Blood, 1.-The American public not
only will be delayed IN getting the
goods it wants so much, but the
unemployment problem will reach
serious proportions.
What CAN happen to delay and
hamper reconverslon?
These are serious questions.
Nj Blood finds the answers III
the Dec. q issue of the magazine
Newsweek which reported
Economic Sterilization Direc
tor Fred nj. Vinson last week made
public an order or directive which,
if American manufacturers have any
fight left in them, should make their
hair stand on end.
Under this directive the pro
cedure is established whereby a
manufacturer can be ordered to pro
-dHee and self goods at cost; that IS,
without any profit to himself, which
means without interest on his capital
used in the production.
HERE, indeed are REAL dangers.
Il Who will produce the goods the
people Will need after the war if in
dustry is prevented from producing
them at a profit sufficient to sustain
itself and Justify It's investments?
-s.,s.s ~, Wae w1Au.4Saratss, asslstiSsg f@ss,
tories under those conditions?
Who will build new factories?
Where will demebllized fighting
men and war workers find employ
ment?
No wonder Newsweek says that
never before "haS an order come out
of Washington which had such far
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
Quick Questions

After what battle, fought on
March S. 1862. did the Lon
don Times declare that Eng
land s naval supremacy had
vanished overnight?
one hundred years ago to-
day. exploration OF an his
torlc overland fetite from
the Missouri River 10 the
Pacific was completed by
rt7r ARRIVAL of-wtrdt-ttt u 4 =.
Army officer at Suffers
tiort, California TAI Meri-
wcthcr Lewis; (b) John {.
Fremont (cl Zebulon Pike?
FIRST ad published in any
newspaper March 8. 1913,
announced what: ca reward
FOR return of two stolen
horses: lbD steamship serv-
ice across Atlantic (c) per-
Torrance of Shakespeare in
ms own. plays al Globe
=Lheatcr2
This is the SD birthday Of
The a4itAer-eEthe- current
bes t-Se Ter. Goodnight.
Sweet Prince, whose name
iS2
:, 4 carabou is CA parrot:
tbl Amerindian dwellin
ten American reindeer; cd
Sind of fish,
GrNy man 'tn be- both father
aid son al A-L--S-plcSldcpL
WIS named Adams HARRISON
or Roosevelt %
ANSWERS on Opposite Page
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

reaching potentlahtles for the Ameri
can economic. system,
Where does the authority for
such an order come from?
Certainly not from Congress, for
as NewSweek says:
The Congress of the United
States never intentionally delegated
to the Chief Executive the authority
to have orders issued which properly
belong only under a Fascist regime,
and THIS DIRECTIVE OF MR..
VINSON CLEARLY IS OF THAT
CHARACTER
1t is the type of bureaucratic
regulation which Mr.. Blood suspects
came from some of the long haired
boys down the line who didn't know
much about business.
IF that directive represents the
kind of control we are going to have
TO live under, l see BAD DAYS
AHEAD FOR THIS COUNTRY. "
THE policies announced by Mr.
4 Vlnson, as Mr. Blood said in his
Detroit speech, would force the
manufacturer, be he large or small,
TO STAY OUT of the business he was
III before the war, avoid reconversion
Of his plant, modernization of his
facilities, to drop any bold plans he
may have made as an enterprising
American employer, or as an alterna-
tive to resume the manufacture Of
his former lines at loss
Are we TO have continued and
extended RECOMMENDATION after
this war, and be stifled as a free
country and free people?
Or are we to have restored to us
the American system of free enter
prise which laid the foundations of
the production which is enabling us
to win this war?
Permanent RECOMMENDATION would
be the certain result of the bureau.
cratic proposal made by Mr.. Vinson.
Freedom is only to be attained
abs AAaR8IGAN Wy; lJt ,@1.s ti.yp Mr..
Blood concludes:
Free price competition alone
will sgain set IN motion those forces
of incentive, initiative and enterprise
which will produce more goods at
lower costs and consequently improve
the standard of living and secure
maximum employment.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
knowledge Test
By DIR. SABINA CONNOLLY

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World is probably ca the
chcetah lbl thc kangaroo.
tcj Tho giraffe
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RhddlmcSe
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7Yd SrafCn, JhJ tdpIT eggs,
,cl coarse rice.
5 ln classical legend. Oedlpus
married his mother. Was
har name (al HGra; Cbr
Athena Dcl JocaSta p. .--
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T7Trly Tho one word needed
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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
POLITICAL
PARADE
-ByG. R.
Brown

GOV. JOHN W BRICKER Of
~ Ohio has completed his
first preconvention tour of The
solid South 50 we'll pleased with
his reception by Dixie Republic
cans that he will probably FFHtle
another visit at an early date.
He has been invited 10 speak
in Birmingham, Ala and other
cities IN the really deep South,
and IS planning TO accept before
starting on his western SWING
10 the Pacific Coast.
Ohlo'S favorite son candidate
for the Republican nomination
for president made a most
favorable impression upon party
leaders both in North Carolina
and in Florida He met great
numbers Of them. cuuiqiy chair
men as well as the higher ups
of party organizations and also
came INTO direct personal con-
tact Mith-a large number of
the men and women of these
two states who were delegates
10 the 1910 Philadelphia con-
ventlon and are likely 10 be At
Chicago IN june IN The same
capacity
Such contacts are helpful and
Coy. Brlcker obviously made the
most of them He Will probably
have a considerable part of the
Florida delegation
II NORTH CAROLINA Scnti-
ment for Gov. Dewey is
nOtlccably strong II was four
years ago II still is
North Carolina gave Tho Vow
Yorker nine vote, al the Phil
adelphla convention IN 1910 10
eight for Senator Robert a.
Tait. the ha444a-~~drrTTCd
until the break 10 WilIMe came
on the sixth ballot
II Is likely that Gov f1Fwcy
VIII have twice as many dele
gates from the Ta Heel State
when the batf0tTng begins in the
convention of 1914
Some significant signs are al
ready Observable On Saturday
of last week local Republican
conventions were held m Lin
coin Cattawba and Burke coun-
lies comprising onc-haif uf the
+ Tenth North Carolina district.
which wall send two'delegatcS 10
Chicago At these county con-
yenilQn> solution were
~aG0piedr GpdeJStpg.es&s,s. Las2hrsit'
TliE endorsements aIc not
Il binding bat TINS action IN
doubTCdIy VII halc no Atilc or
fCCT on ne state Republican
convention when u meets IL
Charlotte ON Mach rs 40 elect
four delegates a. large
indications arc that Narlh
CdTOTTHd VII >Dnd 10 tbC Che
cago convention AM uulr,fruc'cd
delegation of - the greater
part of which Will Be favorable
10 the nomination of GOV.
I Dewey
But the favorable impression
made here last week los Gov
/ Buckcr aroused = great deal Of
interest M hun. by those Repuh-
I Leans VINO would hc in Inc 10
! an many federal offices n tho
event OF a Republican l4cinpA-
November
They are naturally enough
looking for a winner. As one
prominent North Carolina Re-
publican phraScd % after con-
I ference with Ohos governor
I'VE didn't know that GOV.
BriCker had % much on the
ball. He has plenty He showed
every qualification for the pre~i-
denCN. North Carolina Rcpub-
Leans would support him titoir-
heartedlN II he were nominated.
He il sound on all the leading
ISSUES of the day a. We see
them In this state
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

and the opinion Of American
boys over there?
a lot OF us have husbands i'm
service. and stories like this
only add TO our Worries.
Most OF us are trying TO keep
up our hall of the bargain and
il our husbands do 60 out for a
good time ttrcn ict THEM tell
US about 10 ~ not any ncWS-
paper!
sol DIER'S WIFE
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

This II The Readers Column NJ
subjects within good taste are
barred Say what You think. hut
sign Your name aud address--and
write a. briefly ~ you can.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

To THE EDITOR
WE HAVE your The Detroit
w Times editorial of March >
regarding the treatment of SIS
ter kenRy7-
We agree with YOU, and con-
Sidering the money and publicity
Warm -Sff9i-lpfssS-- sslclS-and thcAn-
selfish manner m which Sister
Kenny performs work We
would say that something
should be done about This Situa-
ton.
We believe that if your paper
would start a public SubScrip-
ton fund leeallyy. and all similar
papers in the United States do
the same, that the people would
be glad 10 subscribe 10 II.
We personally would be glad
20 donate the first $50.
FRIEDRICH FIFSSFLMANN,
IIENSITI NANN
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
W0uU nor IT'S members.

CARL r. RASSAU, Sec'y,
Carl r. Schmide Unit, No. ~.
Steuben Society of America, De
troit.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
TO TIE EDITOR:

~ I'M LII FiN'
WHY 90 you publish such
w stories As the one about
the British WAC giving birth
TO quadfuplcts especially when
She IS unWed and tho American
soldier is q married man
There arc lot of MS Who VIII
bC uneasy atteT reading about
this
What do yOu suppose OR
opinion OF British girls VIII De,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
LETTERS

TO THE EDITOR:
MUCH has been said of the
NA Peace Now movement,
and in this connection ire
quently mention was made OF a
German-American Steuben So
ciety. While such q society Is
nonresident IT greatly reflects
upon the character of our so
ciety.
Our society is not nor has at
any time been affiliated or in
touch with this Peace Now
movement and does not intend
40 have ANYTHING TO do with TINS
VfOup uOr ITS members.
Our society is not a German
society, but 100 per cent Ameri-
can United States citizens by
birth or naturalization OF Ger
man origin, Loyalty supporting
the Constitution OF the United
States of America and as such
is recognized by the government.
Any one who has had affilia-
tions with any Bund or subver-
sive organization is not eligible
TO membership IN eur society,
and. this includes any one inter-
ested in the Peace Now move
ment.
CARL r. RASSAU, Sec'y,
Carl r.. Schmide Unit. No. u.
Steuben Society of America, De
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

plague rocking inSanitary per-
pctually begging China
country that has tried every
kind OF way oil living in tour
thousand years except the free
democratic way,
That this Is going 10 be a
new America when the old
america is what we are fight
ms Tor. That old America Whlcb
all the lnleLnatlonaAsLs,. New
Dealers and Vodka-and-borsch
party line liberals have been
Smearlng for 10 years and, more.
Frat VIZ nad DrrtCT blueprint
a peace plan WHCn r1C Trat
business Just nowslS 10 win TINS
war 10 lay Germany and Japan
in the dust.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08

\ MN I you laIINVV I7''''IE
n and United States Amcri-
cans somewhat sick in the head
and stomach also of listening 10
all that tWAddlc? We need the
realism OF a Winston Churchill
Yes. even the realism of a Joe
Stain. But We drip gooey IDEAL
ism while our boys die And
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-03-08
THE DETROIT TIMES

AnsWcrs on Oppositr Page
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29

BOSTON, April % (UP)-Base-
balls greatest reward for
pitcher. a no-hit, no-run game, be-
longed TO Jim Tobin of the Braves
today because he left his Califor-
mia war plant job for the game he
loves, but 1t appeared that his
decision soon may transform him
from a diamond star TO soldier.
Tobin worked at plant max
ing landing RATS near his home at
Oakland, Cal, and like many other
players he deliberated at length
before giving it up to return TO
baseball He was draft deferred
with a 2-B rating, but advised his
draft board of his decision and
shortly after arriving al Boston
was placed IA in the draft.
"After all, am a ball player
and i believed IL was my job TO
play as long a. baseball was
being continued for the dura-
ton" he said on his arrival.
Now he is subject 10 an carly
call and although he is beyond
the 26-year-old preferred military
age. he may be summoned for his
induction physical anyway, since
baseball has not been interpreted
as one of the so-called war-sup-
porting activities.
Last year Tobin set a record for
pitchers by hitting three homers
in one game.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29


victory, establishing new
American League record for a
getaway winning streak
This sprinkle of spectators
in a park that can accommodate
$4,000 - brought the total 20
1876 who have turned out 10
encourage the Browns on their
four afternoons at home. The
total includes 2,021 for the
home opener, and 7,709 at Sun
days double-header with the
White SoX.
The Browns. who yesterday
broke the 1888 Yankees OPEN
ing seven-game streak. were
slated TO try to equal the
modern major league nine-game
streak today against the White
Sox at Chicago.
This record is shared by the
Giants Of 1918 and the Dodgers
of 40. The Brownies hoped that
their efforts at Chicagos Com
iskey Park would be conducted
in less privacy than at st. Loo.
There is nothing new about
this privacy in connection with
American League baseball at
St Louis. where owner Don
Barnes of the Browns is re-
ported TO have dropped more
than a half-million dollars since
he became president OF The club
i'm November, 1886.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29
WeII-Stocked

"And the Indians are well
stocked I'm the outfield, what
with Heath and Hockett and
Cuilenbine and that boy Secrecy.
1 don't know whether Seerey's
fielding will stand the strain,
but he can hit.
Reynolds, Smith and Kennedy
can pitch. So can this Calvert"
incidentally, Dykes revealed
the White Sox, like the Tigers.
tried hard 10 land Jim Baghy
from the Indians. Bagby, as you
know, wouldn't play for Cleve-
land. Instead, he joined the
service.
But BOudreau, here with the
Indians, only smiled when re-
minded of Dykes sayings.
You know Dykes" Boudreau
warned.
Beyond a belief the Indians
Will land a berth in the first
division, the amiable young
Cleveland skipper is making no
claims for his boys.
Besides the White Sox, Bou-
dreau likes Washington, but in
preseason declarations expressed
the opinion the Red Sox and
Browns were moderated.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29
Pukka Hurt.
May BE Out

BALTIMORE, Md, April IS
(UP1-Pukka Gin, winter book
favorite TO win the Kentucky
Derby, pulled up bleeding after a
workout today, and trainer Andy.
Schuttinger indicated he might
be withdrawn from the Louisville
classic.
Sehuttinger reported that hoo
doc the other Derby eligible in
the stables of 1t. Col. c. ".
Sonny Whitney had shipped
poorly from the Jamaica race
track at New York and might not
be in condition to run at Church.
i'll Downs a week from tomorrow.
Both horses were withdrawn
from the $4,000 Chesapeake
Stakes at the Pimlico track here
tomorrow, the race that was TO
have been the final test for Pukka
Gin. Schuttinger said previously
that he would decide after the
Chesapeake whether TO ship
Pukka Gin 10 Louisville.
Pukka Gin, a bay son OF Fire
thorn, failed in two tests at ia
maica, the $4,000 Experimental
Handicap and the $4,000 added
Wood Memorial, finishing second
in the Experimental and fourth
in the Wood.
The horse had been backed
down TO 5 TO l by winter book
b e tors. despite unimpreSsive
spring appearances.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29
MuIIane Was Tiger

The late Tony Mullane, 10 be
buried today in Chicago. where
for many years he was a police
officer after giving UP baseball.
pitched for Detroit back in the
COS. He was known as the only
ambidextrous pitcher in baseball
history.
Mullane. who for 25 years. from
1878 TO 1903, played with some OF
the nations greatest teams,
achieved pitching fame with the
Cincinnati National League team
OF 1888 and 1893.
But IL was when he Joined
Detroit he began using both
hands in pitching. A sore right
arm that threatened 20 end his
baseball career caused Mullane
10 experiment with his left hand.
He becgme proficient as south
paw hurler, but when his right
arm was sound again he resumed
his natural delivery.
Mullane was born in County
Cork. Ireland, Feb. 7. 1859. He
came 10 America when he was
5 years old.
In 1873 he started his baseball
career that was 10 take him 10
Akron, Detroit, Louisville. ST.
Louis, Toledo. Cincinnati. Balti-
more, Cleveland. ST. Paul and
Spokane.
Besides pitching, he doubled
in the infield. at third base.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29
70 Bouts in AAU
PreIinns Tonight

Preliminaries in four classes for
the National AAU junior boxing
championships are scheduled for
tonight at Hackett Fieldhouse in
Highland Park. The semifinals
and finals will be held at Olympia
tomorrow night.
A total entry of 80 boxers will
compete in the 11S, 126, 135 and
147-pound classes. The battlers
are from a half dozen cities, al
though Detroit has a wide margin
in the total.
Tonight's schedule calls for
about 20 bouts, all three-round
affairs. The show is sponsored by
the Dearborn Junior Chamber OF
Commerce and the entire proceeds
go to the Dearborn Boys Club.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29
Bob Tales
You Don't Have 10
60 Way Up North
TO Get Your Trout
BY BOB MURPHY
Sports Editor

The trout season opens to-
morrow and AT least 10000 Of
Michigan's most ardent anglers
will have their day without
violating any Of the restrictions
imposed by the guardians Of the
nations gasoline.
In normal peace times they
went north with their tackle TO
the fast moving trout streams.
Htft-F-Sefftis -t4f@ wondered
whether, this year, they would
have 10 do their casting in the
bath tub or risk the chance of
hooking an OPA agent who
might inquire about their gas
allowance.
But all that has been rene
died. Ray Raths tells us. Ray IS
a veteran trout angler. vice
president Of the Detroit Sports
mems Congress and chairman of
its trout committee. He has
been working with the fish
division Of the state conserva-
ton department 10 pave the
way for the opening OF the trout
season tomorrow.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29

Ill o u
even with BOudreau." Dykes ex-
claimed at the time. 'Pii pick
the Indians TO win, thereby put
ting the whammy on them Just
like Boudreau did TO u.s."
Boudreau picked the White
SoX as the team 10 beat for the
championship pennant.
But if il was a gag with
Dykes at the time, ii isn't now.
He says he is serious now.
In explanation, the Chicago
pilot points out Cleveland has
just about the best infield in the
league-including Rocco, Peters,
Boudreau and Keltner.
'I'll bet Peters plays second
base better than Ray Mack ever
did" Dykes is reported to have
confided TO John p. Carmichael,
his personal relations chief.
This, OF course, will raise eye
brows in the circuit. But if you
know Dykes. you know he
doesn't give a fig about eyebrow
raiSerS.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1944-04-29
Fish From Shore

Ray revealed that, in the first
place, the FISH division has been
making every effort TO stock
every stream within so or 60
miles of Detroit so that any
one holding an A card can enjoy
the sport even though in past
wears he has found his fun up
north. Some Of these streams,
he tells US, are in Macomb
County.
Speaking of good PLACES TO
fish tomorrow, Ray has this 10
say:
'The state has put In an ex-
perimental pond and stream In
the Waterloo project near Jack
son, SIS miles from here. They're
called Portage Creek and Por-
tage Pond. The stream is wade
able but the pond has to be
fshed from the shore.
Fly fishing only Ia permits
sible. Neither boats nor RATS
are allowed. Anglers are limited
90 two fish a day. All this Is
experimental, however, and II
~ proves successful Will he eX--
tended 60 other streams In an
effort 10 satisfy the fisherman
who really wants to fish for
sport"