The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1943-03-27
BY LARRY CHISM

BY LARRY CHISM
Seems TO me I've heard
That lie before:
lis one you always
r. Keep in store.
have a good memory
So please tell it over again
So can remember just when
I've heard you tell that lie before
(This is what Mrs. l. Know tells
her hubby after he comes home in
early ayem, aging he's beene UP
all mite with a sick friend)
Seem to me I've checked
That lie before:
That you were at club meeting
When you were really next door
Yes, next door with hepcat Slim
So don't tell that lie again
Cause remember just when
checked that same old lie before
(This is what Mr.. I. B. Hep tells
his wife after she had come home.
saying she'd been to club meeting
all nite)
OUR BIRTHDAY
Monday. Mach 20 is our natal
day. So if you see me groggy in a
grog shop. SHINING in sin spot,
dancing in a dancery and spending
all mite in a nitery. then you'll know
that I'm celebrating my birthday,
Oh yes. all presents will be greatly
appreciated. tHuh?)
AND So.
We get raves OF talk from the
Cats whenever do-up- -celym
on women" and so the text of this
sermon is Frantic Women, What
Now" or "Laylow baby Dumping
Mama's Gone Out Hunting For A
Mani"
AS times goes by. it becomse
more apparent that something tru-
ly tragic is taking place in the
world OF women, since skirt wear
ers outnumber pant wearers five to
one.
More and more the careful OBJ
server Is made to realize that the
army of women without men is
constantly increasing, with no hopes
for a letup in sight. On making
tour OF gay spots we saw an army
OF menless women. And herein
hes a deplorable situation that will
make for immortality among our
younger men and women.
For the desire to love and be
loved among women will continue
TO burn brightly within their hearts.
And in order to ease the mental an
guish, physical torture and misery
Of being unloved. these menless
women are forced through no fault
OF their own to frequent any spot
which might provide them with sur
cease from a world Of being "alone
and lonely as they seek for that
owe which TO them is tie Ultimate
happiness OF their life.
What will happen among our
younger affection starved andlone-
~ world OF women? It's modern
tragedy which forces women, of all
classes, to frequent bars, taverns
and cabarets. trying TO drain the
utmost sweetness from the bitter
d egs OF existing in world without
men.
look at the whole of them.
Snapely brown bodies OF velvety
s1ftness and irresistible allure;
laughing dark eyes. ever seeking,
ever questioning life's pararoma OF
views; slim, strong hands eager TO
soothe a beloved one; thirsty. moist
Ups, hungry for a lovers kiss and
a heart big and generous, ever ach-
ing to be possessed by that dream
lover. Yet. the whole Of the W m
an, herself is disconnected and
restless.
STRICTLY STUFF
Most women in Stacks, look like
stun in sacks. e.. The faireSt flowers
in all the land are raised beneath
a brown hand Yet some Cats
like white flowers mostly. 80. This
woman-woman relationship is get
ting out of hand and there's plenty
talk going on about it He was %
and bald as billiard ball. He was
telling four chicks that he was a
soldier, the home front on guard
duty And he wasn't lying. Jack.
"A certain p. V. bartender is fast
losing friends, cause ne don't fly
right no more, -. Work Or Fight