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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
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party 10 Canada had 10 give
back their Canadian bought
shoes and had TO surrender their
No. II coupon, no less.
Stanley Melba. the leader at
the Cotllion, has scrubbed
catchy thing called ~ n &c Q
Samba
Mickey Rooney's golfng part
ner and favorIte friend is Para
mount player Katherine Booth.
Wallace Beery and Gloria
Bristol (she's Hollywood
beauty eXpert, are a steady
duet and probably will merge.
WELL, whaddya know, Joe?
w MGM has a tune called
Happiness Is a Thing Called
Joe" in their movie, Cabin in
the Sky
The studio also is doing a pic
ture called "A Guy Named Joe.
which brought a lawsuit by a
fellow who had a poem called
Happiness Is a Guy Named
Joe" in the Satevepost a year
ago.
The Waldorf says they raised
their walters a quarter day
the legal limit permitted by the
War Labor Board.
Harry Langdon. once star
Hollywood Comic, now il a gag
man for others out there
Cathy Adams, Who sings at
The RingSide Cabaret (which
advertises the worlds worst en-
tertainment'D played Lady Mac
beth last year on Broadway.
lean MEEGAN of the AP re-
% Gently did yarn on night
club singers.
The first was Elsa Huston,
who recently passed on
The next was Jane Froman,
now mending at Lisbon after
that plane crash.
Don't squawk about the gum
shortage. Many canteens cant
get any too
Whatever became Of the
blessed event Gargantua and
NJ Toto were press ACCENTED as
awaiting? Just asking.
Newspaper SyndicateS' latest
headache RatIoning Of zinc
used for the making Of Cutsl.
That's only the starter.
Copyrght ny Daily MIrror inc.
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and other food supphers come
in.
4 restaurant menu on W 18TH
street SAYS
Homemade soup, l5c. Canned
soup, 25c.
Kenneth Later'S suit against
Horace Schmldlapp IS based ON
profit division Of Let's Face It."
Victor BOrge also Short-waveS
daily TO Sweden with anti-Nazi
gags.
La Raye, Of Raye e. Naldi,
uses needle and thread 10 sew
her hair into place so il wont
fly hlther and yon when she
spins.
Morton Downeys program for
April 2nd on the Blue Will in
clude the reading Of II. l. Phil
lips sweloquent verse. Protest
ant. Catholic and Jew inspired
by the crash Of three naval fliers.
who were buried in the same
grave IN Puerto Rico recently.
DEITY BRUCE. the dancer in
IL the Norman hit. and one Of
the Hanna tribe II Cleveland
are awaiting their kins' consent.
Sir Cedric HardWlckcS press
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
Better II cath D1 MS%s
BY DIR. Logan CIendening

THE shortage Of doctors has
pushed the sale Of books
which advise the family about
medical matters.
| see that The Home Medical
Adviser. edited by Dr. Morris
FishbeIn has Jumped greatly in
sales.
This is all 10 the good because
this is a safe hook
There are, however All va
rietieS Of books Of this sort on
the market. some Of which are
not 50 good
There are four kinds Of home
doctor books or homo doctor
articles good bad, indifferent
and dangerous.
/ OUGHT 10 know something
L about II because ! have TO
write an article Of this kind
every weekday.
Every once IN blue moon
I write a good article mostly
they are Indifferent or bad
but I Try not to make them
dangerous.
People frequently tell mo that
they read my articles TeliglouSly.
The best advice l can give
them IS what Or, Oliver Wendell
Holmes said TO a woman who
liked TO read doctor articles:
Look out. some day YOU will
die of a misprint."
THERE is some good advice in
l. the January number Of
"Hygeia," the health magazine
OF the American Medical ASsocl-
alton. about these books
Suspect broad generalItieS.
Il is impossible 10 make a
statement which will cover every
individual instance of illness.
The doctor. during his school
days Of training. spends most Of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
On Broadway

TINE Arsenic and Old Lace
Il troupe. starring Boris Kar-
loft, were required 10 make
their own hotel beds in Seattle.
Help shortage, etc.
First time, we think, A Broad
way hit played two coast towns
In one season
First torch Rita Hayworth
ever -teted-foF Victor Mature,
who is on duty At sea
They say the reason for the
George Raft Betty Grab l Q
hustuP is sailor named Jack
Stark. She met him at the
Hwood Canteen.
Paul Henreid and his charm
ing wife, Lisl Chats correct,
Mr.. Linotyper), departed last
night for the coast.
In the night spots breathleSS
women seemed more interested
in (Which ones his wife," than
in the personable heart thumper.
You can't buy a case OF hooch
In the liquor shops any more.
Their allotments are that thin.
Tony DeMarco is suing
dance team who call themselves
The DeMarloS.
Does Tony know that IL is
their real signature?
JACK JENNEY, the tromhon-
y ISL in Bobby Byrne'> band
will lead u when BFfnc -i>-in-
Quoted
The Havana-MadrId 8 newest
Flamenco floor show starts
April Dope'S Day
George Sanders dons the uni
form after his next film, "Ap-
pointment in Berlin
Cugat resumes al the Star
light Roof on May Y.
One musical which has en-
ioyed prosperity has grown
careless. Comics adlib through
out the show, running its best
laughs. and the girls frocks look
shabby.
In fact, one customer said il
looked like Tobacco Road
with music
~ THE good old days night
club owners enloVed big
checks from dealers IN h3uor.
food, draperlcS, etc.
Nowanlghts the night club
rren send over wine when meat
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

This Is me truth mo poet sings
7bc sorroW's crouH n sorroU
Is remembering happier things.
-Tennyson.
As FOR WOMEN serving
~ their country the WAACs,
the WAVES and the SPARS are
getting most Of tho attention.
The army nurses have been
pushed a little into the back
ground.
What the army nurses need is
a nickname,
Florence Nightingale was an
army nurse.
How about calling our army
nurses The Nightingales
All right, you think OF bet
ter name.
But let us have something
that will stand out like WAVES,
WAACs and SPARS.
QUERIES from clients:
W Q-S hould stockings be
ClasSed as footwear?
Al think they come under
the head OF hosiery"
Feminine stockings cover con-
siderable more territory than
the feet.
Q-Can YOU identify follow
ing sports figures by their nick
rarncs. ffy, IRIS, B5tr, IIonUs.
John l.. Big Red, Dizzy and
Longtail?
A-Thats a cinch. In or
der named Cobb. Speaker,
Ruth. Wagner, Sullivan, Man
-OWar, Dean and Whirlsway.-
Now Ill give you a few nick
names 50 you can tell me what
sports figures had them: "Mys-
ferrous Billy" old Bones"
The Iron Man" Rebel" Big
Six" The Harlem Coffee
Cooler" Elbows. Turkey
Mike" Bad Bill" wild Bill.
"One Round" and Harvard
Eddie
On A San Francisco office
We have been arguing what
state has the most beautiful
women. What do you say?
A-TeXaS is the state. Look
at the record.
DAUL WAIVER OF the famous
L ballplaying Waner brothers.
Sports ability seems to run in
families more than any other
talent.
Consider the Meusel, Dele
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
The On|ooker

I ONDON-If YOU like free
II speech Al It's Atlantic Char
ter best, then arrange II so you
can come along with me 10
Hyde Park tomorrow morning.
Meet me az the marble arch
about ~ or 1870 and before
the MONDAY sun has brought
out all the hrilliance Of the fat
barrage balloons overhead you
will have heard every known
policy Of the Allied nations
cussed. discussed, praised and
ripped apart.
You also will have heard
Roosevelt described As a hero
but Stain as a bogeyman and
Superman Churchill as clown
THERE are more soap boxes
m HYDE Park than any hIg
I s manufacturer would know
what 10 do with.
They arc thicker than cro-
cuScS and on each one Is
mounted An orator with A mes
sage.
Some have a peculiar message,
20 say the least, but no one de-
mes them iho right to deliver H..
The boobies walk good ma
turedly on the fringe of the
crowds and interfere only when
.cklers lose their tcmpers and
yallenge the speakers 10 come
down from their wooden pedes-
tails and let muscle not vocal
cords settle the issue.
II is strange setting for free
speech
And a strange time
Only an hour or 50 away by
plano stands an enemy that
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
BY Damon RunyOn

polished up without delay and
meals served on time.
It is even conceivable that the
ladies who have been trained
thoroughly in the military man
ner will be able to get their
buds on for an evening out in
less than an hour and not keep
their husbands waiting until the
poor bloke is half daffy.
QUT an even more important
~ feature of postwar activity
for many of the ladies lies in
the fact that they will be fellow
veterans of their husbands.
This will give Mr.. and Mrs.
a subject in common for dis
CuSSion as they sit in front of
their fireplace of an evening.
They can chew the fat in
mutual veteranship over the
good old days when they were
both soldering for Uncle Sam,
a matrimonial pleasure denied
past generations of husbands
and wives.
OF course il also will cost the
huSband-veteran the excuse that
he has 10 attend a meeting of
his post. because naturally the
wife-veteran will claim the
privilege of fellow-membership
and of going along with him.
which is something carrying
things too far. but this is a de-
tail that | think can be adjusted
later TO the satisfaction of both.
THE wife-veteran Of the future
Il will have an understanding,
when she attends the big ma
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
QUESTIONS, ANSWERS

@ What do you think Of the
bill before Congress which would
let our youth vote at the age of
is years.
Al heartily approve it and
have advocated just this for sew
eral years.
While The current argument
for IL is that those required 10
bear arms and offer their lives
for their country should be al
lowed 10 share in choosing those
persons who shall govern US, "A
still bigger argument is that
most of our youth OF Is would
he quite as intelligent voters as
the rank and file of present
voters.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

his time learning 10 individu-
allZe.
Oversimplification Of health
rules usually means that the
rules are worthless.
Be critical OF instructions.
Medical authors who tell you
what medicine or treatment 10
take without any qualifications
are likely to get you into trouble.
Even If yeH are advised on
what 10 eat-which is fairly
safe YOU should check with
your doctor.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
BY Henry McLemOre

wants 70 destroy tho city Of
London
GUNS poke their nou'e from,
VI emplacemcn's and all about
troops from all the Allied ma
lions drill N preparation for
the all-out fighting TO come.
Unity Of purpose and unity of
thought is the koyWord Of tho
government but IN HYDE Park
any man. woman or child can
have his say
On the chance that YOU won't
be able 10 meet mo tomorrow
morning, III take stroll
through the park and give YOU
report on what YOU would have
heard
Let's SEQ what this fellow is
talking about tho one who
needs a haircut 50 badly that
not even Dchlah would tackle
he Job
He is saying that the United
States viii deserve no credit for
saving civilization when The war
IS over.
HNHl didn't they come in he
fore Pearl HarbOr ." ne
asks, tossing three months %
hair into the spring breeze.
where were they at Dun
kirk" he roarS
From back in the crowd comes
the question:
What would YOU have had for
breakfast this morning II II
hadn't been for the United
States"
The heckler is a little BrItshcr
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
Free Speech
i'm Hyde Park

with an accent that has the mig
OF Bow Bells IN y
4 hundred yards away two
speakers, who don't care what
credit the United States eventu-
ally gets but who are worried
about Russia. are fighting 70
take away one another S crowd.
NOT far away on box under
y A tree an orator is telling
The world that the blackout is
ridiculous.
What's the Use of a blsckOut
when the Law allows citizens TO
walk the streets at nigift smok-
ing cigaretS9
THE evil Weed-tohacco-is
more dangerous than all the
bombs in Germany"
One Of his listeners offers hun
\ smoke and is promptly given
A CrueSOUc picture Of what his
in>idcS viii look like in another
year
His sparse audience drifts of
TO listen 10 a distinguished look
ing man who maintains by. all
that's holy that Churchill's re-
cent illness was no illness al all
bat a trick 10 avoid having 10
argue about the Beverage Plan.
He didn't have any cold AT
ALL" the speaker insists. but
even II he did. hasn't every one
else got a cold?
suppose We all went 10 bed
when we had cold.
"Nho would carry on the
war;"
I'LL stroll ont more.
In I'D minutes my ears pick
up oratjonS on lcase-lend. sub
marine warfare and half dozen
new religions.
Nichy France is defended near
This bench and castigated O few
yards away.
Wartime morals arc attacked
by the man IN the sweater and
defended by the lady in a tweed
coat
Better trNato meet HE -tonfof-
row morning al that
And bring soap box if YOU
can
Id like 20 Get a few lckS in
myself on why the English in
SlSt on making cigaretS that
taste like the Ground-up legs Of
flannel paJamaS.
Distributed nv McNsusht syndicate Inc
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

~ writer diagnosis.
The conservative and ethical
writer on health Will attempt 20
give instructions about the work
ing Of the body but when he
leads YOU 10 attempt Self-diaC-
no>iS and Self-treatment, look
out
\ recent experience Of mine
illustrates the danger of this ten
dency on the part Of the public.
I wrote an article in which I
mentioned the trace elements IN
foods.
This was done SIMPLY 10 an
nounce research and advances in
medicine.
Among these trace clements
were zinc and cobalt.
! received several letters from
people who wanted 10 know
what foods contained zinc and
cobalt and how much zinc they
should take under certain cir
cumStanceS.
S 7 explained, II is impossible
n for anybody 10 cat a bal
anced diet without getting some
zinc and cobalt, but only small
amounts are necessary for hui
man nutrition.
People who are persuaded by
this knowledge 10 add 10 the
amount Of zinc or cobalt that
they normally have in their diet
are in danger Of getting metallic
pOiSODlng
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

writes U. S Army 1t Richard
Shock
However. II WAS produced
not by Georgetown University
students but ny those of tho
Catholic University Of America,
Washington, ID. {.
Its title Was also Yankee
paadle Dandy.
Leo Brady, student, and
Walter Kerr. an instructor, we're
the authors.
OMAN o. WAR Is the greatest
A'1 American race horse that
ever peered through a brldle,"
says Damon Runyon.
When so distinguished COM
mentator as Col. Runyon makes
such a statement the danger is
that a lot Of people viii be-
lieve it.
The greatest American race
horse was, of course, Extermi-
nator.
Man O. War stopped racing
when 3 years old.
Exterminator did everything
Man o. War ever did and did it
longer.
Externinator also won the
Kentucky Derby, 3 race which
Man O Wars owners lodged.
HDEGARDING distance be-
~ tween births" writes a
Californian.
my oldest sister, Mary, was
born Jan. 81. 1867.
my youngest brot her,
Charles, was born Feb 5, 1896.
That is % years between
births from the same parents.
my mother was II when
Mary was born and IS when
Charles was born"
Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdite of
Braintree. Mass, have 10 sons in
the armed forces: 7 in the army.
2 in the marines, one in the
navy.
Braintree is quite a place.
It is the only town that can
boast of being the birthplace Of
two presidents of the United
States.
Ask your coed daughter who
these presidents were.
If she doesn't know il proves
she is thinking more of dates
and dances than she is of her
studies.
Not that I blame her
Copyright, i943. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
LUNCH
DINNER

Average helping calls heart
stuffed with vegetables 100 call
cries; grapefruit and lettuce
salad mineral oil dressing so
CalorleS.
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LENTEN REDUCING DIET
Wednesdoy-675 Galleries
BREAKFAST

One universal vitamin pill; 3
steWcd pruneS (no sugar 100
calorIcS. ! slice toast tno but
ter)-l0 calorieS; ! cup coffee
mo cream or sugar..
LUNCH
One cup clear meat broth-75
calones, l cup cottage cheese on
lettuce-10O calocies; . soda
crackers-50 calorieS. ! glass
skinned milk-lOO CalorIc>.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30
On the Side .
BY T.. v. Durling

Distributed by King Features synd Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

Calls Nurses
NighiingaIes
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

no NOT accept medical
~ writer's diagnosis.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-30

DAuL WAIVER OF the famous
L ballplaying Waner brothers.
Sports ability seems to run in
families more than any other
talent.
Consider the Meusel, Dele
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
BY PETER EDISON
Monitor Leader Washington
COrreSnOndent

BY a stroke of the widest kind
of prospector's luck, one of the
War Departments worst scan
dals-the S134 million Canol oil
development project in North
west Territory, Canada-may be
converted into a postwar bonan-
"a The outcome Of this strange
turn OF events, which would
make heroes out Of public figures
who might otherwise be court
martialed, may be known soon,
following disclosures on CD the
real extent Of the Norman Wells
oil fields, just under the Arctic
Circle, east of the Alaska-Can-
ada boundary in the vicinity of
Great Bear Lake; and (2) the
conclusion OF new agreements
between the T. s. and Canadian
governments, covering postwar
disposal OF the oil and the War
Departments investment i'm de-
veloping the field, pipelines,
refinery and access roads, nearly
all Of which are on Canadian
territory and blanket or compete
with Alaskan resources.
Should the Norman Wells
field turn out TO be one Of the
biggest pools on the North Am
erican continent, as has been
predicted by some oil interests,
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
McKENNY ON
BRIDGE
BY WILLIAM f.. MCKINNEY
Americas Card Authority

Always give serious thought
to what your partner is attempt
ing to convey by his opening
lead In today's hand, only a
few West players made the cor
rect opening lead, and fewer
East players interpreted it cor
rectly.
think that East hotiC have
doubled the four-spade contract,
especially in view of his part
ner's overcall. On the opening
heart lead, the ten va played
from dummy and East played the
jack. South dropped the six-spot.
concealing the deuce. Most East
players now cashed the ace OF
clubs and led the other club.
But West had bid clubs, and II
he had wanted the suit played,
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30

he could have opened IT, Easts
correct play at this poin is 10
lead the heart seven. West VIII
ruff and his SIDE is bound 10
make a club and a spade trick,
setting the contract.
With a club return South won
the second round with the king,
caShed the king Of trumps and
led the Jack East covere1 and
South won with the ace. Now
the declarer knew that East held
the missing trumps, and in all
probability the missing hearts
also He had seen East play two
clubs and hoping that he held
two diamonds, South cashed the
ace and king The high trump
and another one put East IN the
lead into dummy 5 ace-queen of
hearts.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
lkToLERAkT PROTESTS

Coucosions in and Ground Northampton, Moss,
ore protesting the temporary appointment Of Or.
Schuchi Kusoko, Ar1ericon end Conodion educoted
japanese physicist, to the tocuIty Of Smith College
os O lecturer.
Such protests do not speak we'll for the tolerance
ond democracy Of the professionals There is no ollie
cation against Dr. Kusoko except his notjono origin.
He hos been Investigated and vouched for by both
the immigration and Naturalization Service ond the
F5I So for os oppeors he IS O scholar Of otonment
ond repute.
Why should the college, deprived by the miljtory
services ond by work Of its regular reseorch ond
teaching stoff members not use such 01ono There
ore nony many bod Jops. There ore some good Jops.
For the soke Of our souls If FOR no other reason,
we must not become ignorontY intolerant merely be-
cause we ore OF Wor.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
o SO THEY SAY

The principal task of the Pol
Ish government is that of return
ing to its nationals a free, inde-
pendent and integral Poland
Wadislaw Ncuman, Polish min
istcr 10 Mexico.
Because of the position Of the
United States in the world, the
pattern Of 3ife we set here after
the war VIII affect the rest Of
the world. 1t may determine the
peace OF the world a generation
from now.-Mai Gen. Frederick
II. Osborn, Army morale dlrec-
tor.
Literally, we are designing
guns and putting wings on them.
Col Frank c. Wolfe, Air Force
Materiel Command laboratory
chief.
II is probable that in the
period after the war our peo-
pie VIII Inaugurate a policy Of
providing a college education
for all those who aspire to one
and who possess the intellectual
equipment that Will permit
them TO benefit from one.-Gov.
Ellis Arnall of Georgia.
Our one objective is 10 get
across the narrow strip Of chan
mel water, land on the contin-
cnt and do so as quickly as pos
Siblc dislike delays but it takes
time, careful planning, transport
and vast amount of equipment
and trained men,-Lieut. Gen.
Jacob l.. DcverS.
I get mad when | see signs
showing the mileage to Rome,
because it still is so far away,
but we.Il get there.-Lieut. Gen.
Mark w. Clark.
IL would be ridiculous to be
satisfied with the progress we
have made toward freedom
from want and toward opportun-
ity for everyone-but we can
have the satisfaction of knowing
that our progress has been great
or than that Of any other coun-
try A 7 q I. President Wal
ter S. Clifford.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
Q BARBS Q

A Christmas suEgestion-give
dad some toys so the kids can
play with those they get.
Alfred ? Sloan predicts Am
erica viii produce 100000
autos a year after the war. And
We predict the greatest traffic
Jam i'm history.
We've found that efforts to
buy cheap apples and oranges
nave proved fruitless.
The man who thinks up the
shapes and colors OF blankets
apparently has a job Of designing
overcoatS now
II would help a lot il We knew
who intends sending US Christ
mas cards
ItWould be nice If Santa Claus
could bring US right now an
other month in which 20 do our
Christmas shopping.
To allay hunger jungle tribe
cheWs on pieces OF crude rub
Der. We call EN- steaks.
II is interesting 70 read that
the annual fall horse show was
held in Cleveland this year
Since meat rationing, we didn't
know a horse had a show.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
ALL is FORGIVEN

FRESNO Calf. - John w.
Marshall claims this record
absent without leave from the
Army for so years.
He's back at an Army camp
noW-as a civilian employee at
Pinedale The 80-year-old man
told officers he had escaped from
guard duty in Missouri so years
ago and had taken up civilian
life in Memphis, Tenn.
Army legal minds have decid-
cd the statute of limitations has
run out on the defense by now.
The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1943-11-30
YES. MR.. MORALES,

LOS ANGELES-ReleaSe or
ders arrived at the county jail
for one Of two men named Ro-
berto Morales One is 90, the
other II.
Jailers, after turning out the
elder, discovered their error and
had 10 release the younger.
A few hours later the elder
Morales came back.
What's wrong he asked.
When got home ! asked every
body who bailed me out. They
all said Not nc
You guys made a mistake