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La gaceta., 1943-01-11
Las penncpales peleasdel la semana en1a nacScn
California Jackie Wilson peleara con LaMotta.
Peralta contra ell negrito Chalky Wright

Estes son los outs sehala-
Cos para hoy lunes: q.
En- New York, Ell peso COM
pleto Pat Comiskey contra Big
Boy Garlic, de Hartford, Con
en- Buffalo, New York, Jose
Muscato contra Johnny benson
de indianapolis, los dos de peso
complete.
Martes.-Al Davis peleara en-
Pittsburg frente a Carmen
Notch, dos gladiadores del peso
walter; en- Jersey City, Ell peso
mediano Bob McNutt, de Balti-
more, contra Joe Carter, de
Rome, New York.
Microbes. - Dos hombres de
It's libras, Jack Fowihes, de Eli
zabeth, New Jersey, Sc enfron-
tara en- Elizebeth su ciudGd ma
tad, con Billy Grant, de Orange,
la poblaci6n donde Tony Galen-
to tiene su taberna.
Jueves.-En Filadelfia, Tony
Gangemi, ~pesoeomp,eto, contra
tado para un match a 8 asaltos
con Wally Sears; en- Fall River
Mass, Freddie Wilson, del peso
weller, tratara de veneer a
frankie Britt, en- diez rounds.
Sammy Angott anuncio aver
que desea volver al cuadrilate-
70 y competir por la corona de
1856 libras, que hace pocas Sc
manas abdicara.
Para la Comisi6n Atletica del
Estado de New York, Beau
Jack, Ell negro de Atlanta, es ell
noveno campeon del peso lige-
70.
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mar mis- ideales.
u Voy a decirle a papa que
tn estas de acuerdo?
Il Jamas
ii HALO por mi! = lie rog6
ella, haci6ndose Ia mimosa.
-Entonces, iquieres que sea
i'm traidor? -estall6 81, iracun
do. GQue las calumnias que
circular Sc conviertan en- reali.
dad? iPrefiero la muerte!
-iPues bien! replied ella
con ira. iHaz como quieras !
70 va estoy hastiada de este.
no puedo sOportarlo mast Acep
ia, y sere feliz; pero 81 rehu-
sas, tie adyierto que no SECURE
aqui, soportando eStas miserias.
ii Rehuso!
-Te he dado a escoger entire
tus ideas loeas Y yo. iPrefiere
listed sus quimeras, pues quede
Sc con e,lasl Me marcho a casa
de papa; solo vOlvere 81 cam
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bias de manera de pensar.

bias de manera de pensar.
Quedaron ambos silenciosos.
Tai era ell estado de excitaci6n
.y de c6lera de Garlez, Cue no
podia proferir una sola palabra
Ella 10 miro friamente, v Sc ex-
clam6:
iAh! iAhora 10 comprendo to
do! iLos demas tenfan raz6n!
iSa1ies por que luchas? $500
perslgues una quimera; no eres
mas qe I'm utopista!
-iPensas como ellos L.
murmuro 81, anonadado.
Jacqueline Sc dirigi6 hacia la
.puerta; y, dandose vuelta antes
.ce franquear Ell umbral:
-Por Ultima vez te pregnto:
Isl o no?
mo! = grit6 81 con rabia.
Ella sali6.
II hizo un ademan como pa
"a seguirla, abri6 los labios pa
IA Aamarla, para que no saliera
La gaceta., 1943-01-11

New York, Enero l1.-Con
tiene peleas interesantes el pre-
grama semanal de boxeo en- TO-
da la naci6n.
California, bajo una nueva
Fey, empezara a ofrecer comba-
ties a Is asaltos Y ell primero sc
efectuara hoy, en- San Francis
co, entire Eddie Booker, cam
pe6n del peso mediano en- Ell Els
tado, y Jackie Chase, de Wal.
senburg, Colorado.
Ell vie. mes, en New York, Ca
lifornia Jackie Wilson, de Los
Angeles, un sargento en- Ell ejer
cito nacional, Sc batira con
Jake LaMotte, peso mediano de
New York, a 10 asaltos. En- la
misma noche, Chalky Wright,
excampe6n del peso de pluma,
combatira frente a Joey Peral-
ia, de Tamaqua, Pennsylvania, a
10 asaltos. Aspiran los dos a la
corona de las 1876 hbras, ahora
en- poder del negrito Beau Jack,
de Atlanta.
En- Portland, Oregon, ell vier-
mes, Powder Proctor peleara
con Costello Cruz, del peso me
diane; en- Los Angeles, Earl
Turner, peso welter de Oakland
contra Cecil Hudson, a diez
rounds.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11

es! Hal, iha!, lha!, iha! Wa
va una nueva era sublime! Mi
ra 10 que ha hecho de mi!
Ella esch6 Sobre su vestido u
ma ojeada ~despectiva, y, moyien
do la cabeza de un lado a otro,
agreg6 con un dejo de deception
en- la voz:
-iJamas! iNunca jamas We
remos ESQ!
-iY eres til, la que hablas
ASH Sc exclam6 Garlez, domi-
nado por un movimiento de CO
lera-. No yes, acaso, ell triun-
TO que nos espera? mo te das
cuenta que esta noche sera una
fecha historical para la humani-
dad? mo comprendes que hoy,
a las ocho, abrire una session
memorable en- los anales de Ia
historic? LA Primera Conven-
ci6n Mundial, en- que tOmaran
parte Delegates de cuarenta y
siete paisesl mo sdivinas que
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
victorianO Manteiga, Editor
DEPORTES
EN- Ell CANEDROMo
DE SULPHUR SPRINGS

Ha disminuido la concurrent
cia en- ell Canedromo de Suophur
Springs; pero los resultados son
satisfactorios, considerable las
CIRCUMSTANCES, en- Ell criterio del
administrator Rouleau.
El programa de hoy Sc COM
pondra de once carreras y en-
la novena participaran Five
Thirty, Just Rebel, Blue Vine,
Captain Bill, Buddy Bye, Mar
shall, King Cole y Equity.
Numerosos tranyias circular
entire Tampa y Sulphur Spring
desde las GAO de la noche a las
12:46 a. m.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
La Gaceta Folletin No. 55
Callsxto Whitmarsh
CLA MORES
NOVELA

nueva civilization, de la verda-
dera, Sc multiplican pOr doquie-
"a. Ellos luchan. FL que Sc
opone a nuestro exito Sc deSmo
ronara s~ubitamente Y sera des-
bordado...- Ell advenimiento de
la nueva era eSta mucho mas
cercano que
Jaoqueline e~scuchaba, embe-
desada por las palabras de Jor-
ge; pero, no ~queriendo dejarSe
dominar por sus sentimientos,
de repente, sacudi6 su cabeza
con energia y, de pie, Ia mira
da iracunda, Sc exclam6:
mol. mol. Nc sigas!
fNv puedo seguir oyendo TODD
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
PANCHO SEGURA DERR0.
TO A TALBERT

Ciudad de Mexico, Enero IL.
-Pancho Segura, Ell famoso te-
rista ecuatoriano, gan6 aver Ell
campeonato Pan Americana de
rrotando a William Talbert, Ell
notable jugador de Cincinnati.
No fue una victoria facil pa
ra Pancho; pero al fin predo-
min6 su destreza. La anotaci6n
Sc complete asi: 4-6, Ga, 6-2,
20 y 6-3.
En- los dobles Segura v Tai.
bert derrotaron a los campeo,
mes mexicanos hermanos RolaT
do Y Armando Vega.
Pauline Betz, de Winter Park
Florida, gan6 ell campeonato d.
simples venciendo a Doris Har
de Miami, una muchacha de L
amos.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
LA VENTA DE LOS PHI
LILIES DE FILADELFlA

New York, Enero 11.-Ru-
m6rase que dentro de pocos dias
tendra un nuevo dueno Ell club
Filadelfia, de la Liga Nacional'
conociio por los Phillies.
No Sc sabe 81 Bill Terry esta
envuelto en- las negociaciones.
La Liga cree que los Phillies
necesitan "nueva sangre" en- Ia
alta direction.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
BANQUETE EN- N DEL
Al DIE LOS BULLDOGS
GEORGIA

Esta noche, en- 81 restaurant
Columbia, Sc ofrecera un ban
quote en- honor de Wally Butts,
coach de la Uni1ersidad de
Georgia, que ganara este aho,
con su equipo, ell partido del tor
neo de las rosas, en- Pasadena,
California.
Ha sido organizado ell ban
quote por vecinos de Tampa que
estudiaron en- Georgia.
Butts exhibira dos pelf;ulas,
una del partido Georgia-U cla, y
la otra del encuentro con Geor-
gia Tech.
frankie Sinkwich aparece
tsmbi6n como invitado de ho-
nor, pero no podra hacer Cd
. iaje.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
LOS JESUITAS DERROTA-
RON AL ST. LEO.

Anoche, en- 81 gimnasio del
Sagrado Cora55n, el quinteto
de baloncesto de los Jesuitas
venci6 al equipo de la Acade-
mia st. Leo con anotaci6n de
81 pntos contra %.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11

Por los j6venes locales SO dis
tinguieron- Bobby Fabian y
George Nipper. l. Pardo fu6 IA
"estrlla" de los visitantes.
Jugaron por los vencedoras
Fabian, Nipper, Clam, MeDo-
maid, Sierra Y Juan, y por los
'tmaltratados" L. Pardo, Hous-
ton, Keegan, Bueschings, Abe
arne. j. Bulova y B. Pardo.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
COMBATE ENTIRE LESNE'
VICH Y MAURIELLO

New York, Enero 11.-Ase-
gdrase que en- Ell mes de febre-
70 Sc verificara un combate en-
tire Gus Lesneviich, eampe6n
de las IT'S libras, Y Tami Maui
riello, ell fuerte joven que actual
mente aspira a la corona del
peso complete.
Mauriello continue avanzan-
do hacia ell trono de Jose Luis.
La gaceta., 1943-01-11
UNI PUERTORRIQUENO PA
RIA LOS DODGERS

New York, Enero 11.-Anun
chase que los Dodgers daran
una prueba, en- la pr6xima tenn
.porada, a los Dino. uE "jardi-
nero" de Puerto Rico.
Todavfa no Sc sabe donde
practicaran los esquivadOres,
zero hoy Sc dice que sera en-
Dartmouth.
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oFERTA DE $500 A "Dos
TONELADAS" GALENT0

San Francisco, California,
Enero 11.-Un empresario To-
cal lie ha ofrecido $500 a DOS
Toneladas" Tony Galento, de
Orange, New Jersey, por Ell com
bate con Turkey Thompson, el
h&bil gladiator.
Galento desea cobrar csc di-
nerito Y Sc entrena va entire los
barriles de cerveZa.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17

buried so deep in the respect
able sheets last Sabbath. II IS
surprising hat the editors
didn't bring IN oil guSherS.
The United Press Henry Sha-
pIro cOnvulSed vs. with his re-
port on how the captive Nazi
officers IN StalIngrad Sulked
during an interview.
Declined 10 be quoted on how
the master race was doing
Newspaper reporters mlSScd
something when they left the
Foreign Press Association din
ner after the scheduled speeches.
Willkie gave an Impromptu talk
Of five minutes, IN which he said
in effect that the RepubS would
throw out the Deems in 1914
and no maybe about it.
This IN the presence OF p
ambassadors Correction:
We carelesSly reported the
Nays definition Of WAVES. II
should 90 like this: Women
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
the Side

Al, Ills the silent rhetoric Of
look
That Works the league
Bet,0irt the states Of hearts.
Daniel.
(Mr. Daniel is quite correct in
his observation as above. His
view has much distinguished
support, including that of w.
Shakespeare, the al-time expert
on the subject of love.
(Mr. Shakespeare, you will
recall. discussing the question:
Where is fancy bred?" stated,
1T is engendered in the eyes"
--EVDD
A NEW YORKER says Theo-
"A dore DreiSer's writing style
is too involved and pompous. 4"
Can't imagine which of Mr..
Dreiser's books this man is re-
ferring TO. Surely not Sister
Carrie" or THE Genius" both
masterpieces of clarity and SIM
plicity of style.
A number of people claim re-
peating a prayer number of
times is good cure for insomnia.
My own idea of a cure for
insomnia is TO get so tired from
walk or manual work in the
open air you can't keep awake.
1t is also a good thing to say
TO yourself:
IL don't care whether ! 60 10
sleep or not. I'll just lie here
and relax"
People suffering from insomnia
are likely 10 get too tense and
desperate about getting TO sleep
quickly.
THE dachshund is njoying
L great popularity, and de-
servedly so.
1t is a remarkable and versa
, tile dog.
OF this breed the British canine
expert, James Farmer, says:
"The dachshund Is a faithful
companion, less sentimental than
the spaniel, but once he has
decided to respect you, he will
give you his entire devotion.
MANY OF these small sports
men were originally bred for the
old game of badger hunting,
hence the dachshund's name.
They are fanatically brave
and will attack a badger fear
lessly despite that animals sharp
teeth and tough armor.
AT other times the character
Of the dachshund Is almost of a
lap-dog humility"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
WAS VETERAN Filler

Louis had been member Of the
famous VF-2 fighting squadron of
the carrier L $. s. Lexington. At
the age OF a. he had satisfied the
organizers Of the group that he
was capable Of competing with
much younger men IN the difficult
business of air fighting. He left
wife and two children in Ocean
side. Cal.
There was cheering news from
Running on January "a. which IN
Dictated that Olson Older, Reed
and their pals of the "Hell's
Angels" were still in the war.
On that day most of the Third
Squadron escorted several old
Russian bombers manned by
Chinese pilots and crewmen on
the first offensive foray conducted
beyond the borders of China since
the early days of the Manchu
dynasty
The goal was the important Jap
airdrome az Hanoi in Indo-China.
There the Chinese dropped 100
bombs on the field and the sur
rounding hangers. while the Tigers
Strafed Jap troop concentrations
nearby The visit came as a COM
plete surprise TO the Japanese.
who failed TO bring down a single
attacking plane.
Ito be continued
Cop,neht. IQf3. by Russell Wns.an. D's-
tribtted Ia kim FEATURES Syndicate Inr
/ 81 arrangement with The Viking Press,
publishers.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17

>THE First Nights: Only one
l. neck was stuck out all
= week. Jack Kirkland, who put
Tobacco Road" on the street
for seven years, presented THE
Moon Vine" by Patricia Cole
man. This is a 1905 fable in
the you-all belt. with Halla
Stoddard as the dame in
dimity. Philip Bourneuf, Arthur
Franz and Will Geer imperson-
ate the button shoe wearers Of
the period.
The authoreSs. very photo
genie in print admits she was
shooed out OF college for lack
ing the playwriting gift. She
promptly made a fool OF the
faculty by peddling film yarn
for $40, 900, which is better than
a passing grade. Her new try
was pronounce brightly
phrased. but Howard Barnes of
the II. Trib said that STORY tell
ing still battles her" There
was an exchange Of sass be-
tween couple Of critics.
Burton RaScoe. new TO the
aisles, got rise out of John
Anderson for attacking the re-
views on Candida. It's A long
winter and q good brawl IN print.
might hurry the thawS >. Kate
Hepburn shattered her With
out Love" last night, Hollywood
bound. The show was still
robust at the box office. but as
one sour-puSs put IL: Miss II.
saw the pass-writing on the
wall"
THE Front Pages There were
l. some meritoriouS Lincoln
Day editorials. Certain scriv-
eners dotted their hats 10 Hon
est Abe for his courage against
his enemleS-and siam m d
Pres. Roosevelt for behaving
: the same way. The reduc-
ion of newsprint has made
Tot OF the dailies skimpier. But
they are still big enough 10
hide story in
The report about Prosecutor
William Power Maloney being
taken )ff the seditlon trials was
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
Amazing News
for the Future

velopnent Of the importance Of
the war with Japan in the minds
of our statesmen is ironic in
view of the record.
/ THINK no committee is nee
Il essary for the purposes men,
toned by Mr.. Jackson, because
We can take il for granted now.
and 100 years from now, that
'all things Japanese" are inim-
ical to the security of the United
States.
But Mr.. Rolph's separate Pa
cific war council has been
needed since the very beginning
OF the war. II has been used by
competent military and naval
minds time and again.
The failure TO set up this coun-
Gil and to generally recognize
the war in the Pacific for what
il is, our biggest of wars, is I'M
doubtedly due to the opinion in
Washington that after Hitler is
knocked out, Japan will be a
pushover for us.
But perhaps Secretary Knox
will be able TO dissipate this idea
and convince his contemporaries
that, with the enemy on our
doorstep at the Aleutians and so
far keeping us from regaining an
inch of our territory. what we
are fighting in the Pacific is the
main event.
Copyright, 1si3, by King Features
Distributed by International News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17

ELOURNEY MILLER. Once OF
the vaudeville team of Mil
Ter and Lyles. That was a great
Negro combination.
Possibly only topped by Will
liamS and Walker.
Bob Burns. Whimsical come
dian. He was in the United
States Marines in World War |.
As part of a war bond sales
campaign, Bob will rattle off a
compound pig.
That is a UNIQUE contest
In the spring Mr.. Burns prom
Uses TO stage creased pig race.
may enter the latter contest.
In days gone by a creased pig
race was a feature of all picnics
originating in South Brooklyn.
won the event a couple of
times by use of flying tackle.
QUERIES from clients;
Q Q-My husband uses con-
siderable profanity in his ordi-
nary conversation.
My 3-year-old daughter is
picking up some of this profan-
ity.
When ] speak to my husband
about il he goes into a rage
Can your Mules e. Men De-
partment advise me on how to
handle this situation.
A-Well, you know the old
saying is:
You must reason with q
mule"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
w. Shakespeare
Love Expert

Same is true Of a man. Don't
snap al the old boy.
Just quietly point out that his
daughter is initiating him.
From a practical standpoint
il is bad for a man habitually 10
use profanity in his ordinary
conversation.
II could hurt him in business.
1t is something that is objec-
tionable TO a great many per-
sons.
l know of a hotel manager
who lost his job that way.
Q-My dearest friend. a
charming young Chicago matron.
fiirts with the butcher and gets
a pound of butter instead of the
half pound the other customers
are allotted.
What do you think of that?
A-All l can say is that IL
proves the man was right who
said:
1.-THE world Is full of women,
and the women full of vile"
OFT is true the Bible in
cludes many references to dogs.
But answer me this. does the
Bible say anything good about
them?
A-This query practically
knocks me back on my heels.
But hold everything.
| will answer il if / have TO
read the Bible from cover to
cover TO do so.
A SKIS a Detroiter;
"A "Why shouldn't a feminine
riveter In n war plant wear
pants II she wants to? She 10
doing a mans job isn't she ?"
Here's something you should
know about Texas girls" writes
a San Antonio subscriber.
Most Texas girls will take
alimony only rs long as they
need IL.
"The Lone Star States ladies
like to support themselves.
Beauty Is prevalent among
Texas girls but pride Is their
outstanding quality"
Writes a Boston client:
my favorite actor Is Cary
Grant.
MANY have told me my hus-
band strongly resembles Mr..
Grant.
"But I still can't get excited
looking at my husband"
A Pennsylvania says he mar
ried a girl who had nine sisters
and no brothers and adds:
II certainly had tough time
counting my sweetheart with
nine sisters shopping around"
Copyright. 1919. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
Lament From LPffiP
Right-Honded Army
Tough on Southpows
By ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

reading about of the marines still using the
1903 bot,action Sprinsfeds That's 40yearold bunder
buss.
They gave in 1918 and I'm eft-handed That
meant the eector projected under my like mustache
bronze general
If | lowered my head little it poked in the eye.
That's just annoying Harry Grebs thumb If raised
! couldn't draw a bead
The strange thing about army is that you are not
supposed be left handed Every vaccination in the army
sphoned into the left That's fine for the other gys
But for three weeks couldn't turn hole card stud
poker
Even my gear rght-handed. So all the
field artillery. the fellow who sighted the sat on
the left side and worked his right The
time tried throw open the breech clipped myself on
the chin.
Copyright. by Kug
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
An Innocent
BySiander

THIE Wireless: Eric SEVERED,
Il Analysing the news the
other midnight, got pretty bold.
He mentioned that the British
were more outSpoken than we
are-mOre ticulate He
doubted that the articulate
BritonS would stay mum If they
found as much fasciSm creeping
into its official places as goes on
over here VIM. Shirer also
got tough--Wanted 10 know how
come that Edgar Mowrer, one OF
our best Fascist-haters couldn't
get passport TO North Africa.
Lowell Thomas announced
that for the second time he was
broadcasting from a Canadian
railway station ladies room.
Why. you old ladies room Jour
naliSt, you We want 20
apologize 10 all dogs for bracket
ing them with Hitler last Sun
day night =. Dogs shouldn't be
so sensitive. After all, they are
only on leashes some people
Try to muzzle US!
QUOTATION Marks manship:
Vt I'd Murrow Rationlng means
thai every one has bread before
any one has cake O. Henry:
Their angry eyes met. each con-
tanning an invisible clenched fist
Punch For thrce-QuarterS
OF an hour he lay awake all night
Haywood Broun Trouble
had scrubbed its autograph all
over her face II. klurfeld:
oh for the good old days when
the only ism we had 10 worry
about was rheumatism =. VIM.
O'Dell: He felt as deserted a.
cigaret butt J. II. Rollins:
II the mob is allowed TO abuse
the jew now, the mob Will later
abuse the Protestant and Gatt1o-
lie .. Norman Corwin: The Ger
man army m Russian IS rationed,
too. Allowed only one pair OF
shoes 10 eat d month Mary
Poole Time tells on a man, espe-
cially good time John Her
sey: Courage IS largely the de-
sire 10 show other men that we
have i
Cop, agh, by Dsay Mirror Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
The On|ooker
-NfcLemOre-ing for Henry

4 FEW years ago my friend
"A Or. Wilfred Funk. the emf
nent photographer startled his
public with list 81 words which
he declared TO be the most pleas
Ing 10 the car OF the English
speaking people.
Dawn Murmurlng
Hush Chimes
Lullaby Tranquil
Luminous Golden
Mist Melody
Its good liSt-cspeciaify If
you find It difficult 10 go 10
sleep nights.
Just repeat II to yourself -
dawn hush lullaby -.
luminous etc.
Take slow. deep breaths be-
tween words
Relax the back OF your neck
and the base Of your spine
Think OF walking barefooted
In the grass al twilight murmur-
Ing -. chimes go. luminous 80.
tranquil How are you doing?
-. Hey! Wake up!
Mist melody d.. mighty
pleasing. too.
But ! miss that most eloquent
Of all mob noises as reported by
Rny dream man. Ludwig Bemel-
hans IN his newest book. i
Love You tthree tines:
e. they sat down, and
sound of ConVersation--a deep
murmur that came 10 my ears
like the words 'rhubarb, rhu-
barb repeated over and over"
THERE are other words as
Il satisfying as a cat licking
her paw.
Can you think Of a more beau
tiful compound word than pay
day
Repeat il 10 yourSelf-psy-day
-. pay day payday.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
The Brighter Side

FUTURE generations Of Amer
Il leans will read with astonish-
ment that after this nation had
been deep into the biggest war in
its history for over a year our
statesmen in Washington were
just commencing to call for
greater attention 70 the matter.
They will read Of other things
connected with this biggest of
our wars that will leave them
wondering what manner of men
lived in this day and age who
permitted the neglect for months
and months Of the most serious
situation that ever confronted
the United States,
As for instance. the fact that
a. a formidable and ruthless foe
Numbered at our very baStionS
on one side we made much more
over a mere expe dition on
another side against a m i n o r
army.
THEY will marvel that while
Il in the Pacific we were facing
a mighty empire. powerful
enough TO seize and occupy a
considerable amount of our ter
rltory, sink many of our ships
and hold as prisoners thousands
OF our American soldiers and
civilians. the newspaper head
lines were high-spottlng A COM
paratively SIN a Il military
adventure in a direction I h I
presented nothing like the threat
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-17
BY j. -. McEvOy:
Pleasing w Ords

presSive words in the English
language
According 10 hum the most
tragic is death the most bit
lone"-the most revered,
mother"
Friendship is the warmest
no the coldeSt-"f forgotten. 4"
the Saddest-" faith. the most
comforting - tranquility" the
most peaceful revenge, " the
crueleSt-and love. the most
beautiful.
WELL. maybe so.
w But n IS odd how YOU
can change some Of these words
around
There are times when alone"
Is the most beauuful-alSo the
most peaceful
There are times when friend
ship Is the, saddeSt and tran
guilty t%gmost bitter-"love'
the CrueleA and death" the
most beautiful
As for "no"-'no' can be prac-
iically anything cold. hot. BIT
ter cruel peaceful. beautiful.
Perhaps the only thing that
this list proves is that Doctor
Funk also belongs on a list of
men who make up lists.
For the world is divided into
two kinds Of people-the kind
who make up lists Oike Doctor
Funk)--and the kind who al
ways are going around saying
the world is divided into two
kinds Of people, as though they
Just had>tbought up something
new.
That's me
Now, where docs that leave
YOU?
Well. you can make up your
own lists.
As for me, I have my list.
II consists of one word
And that word is not only the
10 most pleasant sounding 10
me Of all words. but also the
10 most expressive most COM
prehenSIvc and SatiSfynC-all
rolled into one.
And why not
For the word is simply NE"
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