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Evening star., 1943-11-10
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

ROOMING HOUSE on Conn. ave. al Du-
poni circle - rooms, 3 baths. with an
apt; rent, SlO5; price. 81 900. on liberal
terms. R. NJ. De shazo, 1928 l4th.
CLOSED DINING ROOM. restaurant. in
!arEe apartment bldg, near Dupont CIR
Gle cost SO 300 to equip; owner in Army.
De Shazo, II"I I4th St. Ma. $500
BOOMING HOUSE. is rooms, mostly apts.
-, 500 qo~n; 80 baths; s115 rent: coIum-
no HonE FT WrTn ry66ufi e. fI4.. rms. oil n.,t:
BOOMING HOUSE, u ms. 3 baths. ga
R. ]: AVE. NV. near i4th St apts and
rooms. newly decorated, good income.
SR SI"o. W sRpM 1MPsF sH 5?a". ssz r..
Lurf' $3.50 cash, immediate possession.
RooMlNG HoUGsF. heat. i;t, light and no.
house not over store; newly decorated;
5f Efs in Re i Ei,ii 5i4o. 1910 Vermont ave- Rm'
NEWSSTAND. cigars, etc in lobby lars.
hotel: long established: low rent; price.
GROCERY. DELICaTEsSsiEN. fine NV. To-
Sati3n Sns well s,f ,eqGDped iarse stock me
S9SHesS' 95oG Rax saS'Iy E9rts $500; full price
RooMING HOUSE t' 1sth stfF st. near pnv:
IiTs 10 rooms 49, 500 Fen. coal heat aver fur
11'tNt.-S. pA4St, I'll -I''- GOWN. N+tt. EdVln
b / El4s 1910 Vermont ave, Rm. 2l7.
GROCERY and meat market. Silver Spring
Md TWO walk-in refrIgerators: very mod
ern up-to-date EQUIP: cash business no
delivery. owner Ill H Hannauer real
estate, 1896 Ga ave. 81. 4129. or ST..
MOVING HOUSE business 10 colored 1874
Kenyon St NV. Miss Wolfe. CO. 91O3,
oy appointment only.
RoOMlNG HOUSE. Is rooms. spacious.
beautifully furnished; gross income, $500
Sal AD 2l45 after s. 80 pm. for appt
heat: ,>s3 rent very best of furniture:
$500 down; Edwin l. Ellis, 1910 Vermont
GROCERY AND FRITZ STORE for sale:
Sacrlf1ce to Quick buyer: selling on account
Of health: profitable cash store good living
quarters; closed Mondays; don't miss this
1%pportmpntiy, ,G244237 Lee hwy. Arlington.
va oxford 4h44 TO-
TWO RESTAURANTS. one clearing about
the other clearing about $500 monthly
anc priced a So 900; both on lib terms
+. N: De Shazo. ] I!3 18th MA $500
WANTED TO RENT, small filing station
pre- er Arlington Co. JA. l445-W or writs
Box 92-J. Star Is.
WILL INVEST substantial sum with serv-
ices IN eStabhShed business. am 35. draft
exc npt, college graduate. excellent refer
enceS. Georgia 7l12 after {. Is
WE PURCHASE ROOMING HOUSES
Direct From Owners
NO COMMISSION TO PAY.
- Quick Action.
HARRINGTON MANAGEMENT CO.
10lS Vermont Ave. NV EX $500
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SITUATIONS DOMESTIC.

CHARWoNaN colored, in office bldg cook
or dlshwasher. A night call any eve
nInc after > m, MI 1907.
GIRL, colorcd desires Job taking care of
children evenings. while parents go out.
viii 90 ironing. FIR. "Slo.
GIRL. colored. wishes work after + pm
Call after ) pm. FIR 1866
GIRL. colored. wants work mornings in
VIC. of Conn. ave: so cents hour. csrfare;
excel refs. Call mornings. co. 5"45
GIRL, colored, wishes ghw. with en-
ployed family. no cooking fond OF chill
dren Call Me. 2345
couple. a NIP RE 5493
HIGH SCHOOL GIRL, neat. colored. wants
Of one mo4nc G4d fr d sshGS sde e2enss
Hk, reference. Phone WO. 1863.
WOMAN. colored. desires job at night.
hours. u to :. CAL IU. 5n6S
WORK. days or weeks. by Va Woma n,
eoiored: exp. worker. ref. IL. 1884
Evening star., 1943-11-10
SITUATIONS MEN,

HANDY MANI specialize in odd jobs:
lawns. gardens. minor repairs, housecean-
ing, walls, windows. screens, many others.
DE. 9551. to pm.
MAN, colored, wants job as janitor in a
small apartment, with quarters: references
DE. 5176.
MAN. colored settled, steadily employed
wants quarters in exchange for services
mornings and evenings. Box 57-J, Star
MAN, 40, sood education and presentation
fully experienced in business wants po-
Sition. Best references available Part
nership will be considered Box 90-J, Star
MAN, ambitious married. %, draft exempt
hard and sincere worker, able to grasp
quickly. accustomed to meeting public,
capable OF responsible position, exp. man
aging LIQUOR store. gasoline station also
experienced in credit business. good sales
man; ready Immediately for good steady
position of any sort; not afraid of long
hours; cannot consider anything less than
PART-TIME WORK from i 80 pm. to II
Pm; rucS driver, with D C.. permit
PHARMACIST, registered, experienced,
Young man. draft exempt, is seeking posi-
ton: Box 113-H. Star
SALESMAN. 30. married. S. s claS., BAH
GOOD educational BACKGROUND, 90 years
experlence as salesman and executive
wants position with good future Willing
TO travel If necessary. Box l5O-J. Star !.
Evening star., 1943-11-10
REPAIRS AND SERVICE.

a. B; FIREPLACE REPAIR and furnac.
cleaning. Results guaranteed. Can MI
- 80. ask for Pearl. between 9 and :. To-
CARPENTER; repair work, porChes nciosed.
easements made over, fences, garages kitch-
en- cabinets. storm windows. AID. g64O
CARPENTER, repair work and painting:
hrst class work c. A. Cook. AT S535 II.
contracting. rec installed,
81 90 up: repair work; maintenance. Tel
PAPERNG, painting, floors refnished:
highest quality workmanship at reasonable
prizes estimates, RA. 696s. RA.. 557s.
up per room: l943 washable, sunfast pa
PLASTER: brick. cement and hasstons
TR. 1863. DI Ol25
franklin sa57 after ) pm. '' 0Ai
DECORATING. plastering. painting. cement
work. Large or small Jobs. Repairs
Jesse .Ionroe. Republic $3.50. f5.
PAINTING. PAPERING and floors finished:
all work guaranteed: white mechanics. free
estimates. CHI. S46S. Mr. Hough IL.
PAINTING, decorating. interior, exterior:
paper hanging: gen. repairs. Reliable white
,ne6hS Mr.. Ridenour HO. 3l41.
PAPERING, painting. carpentry: all repairs
about the home: a quick service, your
nelEhbor Will recommend u.s. HC. O4ag.
RIce'S Unity Craftsmen.
ROOFING, guttering siding remodelinz
and repairs; storm windows; quick service.
SSyvIaG SU 1872. Rice,s ,y Unity Crattsmsn
order. Bring in head; save 2Ocs. Golden
berg'S, Sewing Machine Dept ct Aoor
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La gaceta., 1943-07-13
ALA DERIvA
POr I'm cliente

La vanidad de llevar un diente
chapado en- orc, como un reloj o
una sortija, no es cosa que hayan
descubierto los psic6logos moder-
nos, nj mucho menos los humoris-
tas ingleses. Era cosa perfectamen
tie sabida va en- ell siglo XVI. Es-
cuchad este breve relate que bien
pudiera llamarse "Origen y fun
damento del diente de oro".
En- Silesia, ALA por ell ano 1898,
corri6 ell rumOr de que a un nino
de siete amos, al que Sc lie habian
cafdo los dientes, lie habia salido
uno de orc. Horstius escribi6 en-
1896 la historic de este diente,
tratando de demostrar que, en-
parte, era natural, y en- parte era
milagroso y que ''habia sido en-
viado por Dios a este niho para
consolar a los cristianos". En- ell
mismo aho, Rullandus escribi6
otra historic sobre este mismo
diente. Dos amos despues, Sugol-
terus, otro sabio, escribi6 contra la
opinion que habia emitido Rullan-
dus sobre Ell maravilloso suceso.
Por dltimo, un nuevo sabio lla-
mado Libarius resumi6 TODD 10 es-
critic a este respecto y ahadi6 sus
puntos de vista. Las discusiones
habian despertado un gran inte-
res entire cierta clase de eruditos
Y levantado una polvareda de
cuestiones fiIos6ficas. Y en- csc
precise momentO fue encargado
un Orfebre de examinar ell famoso
diente. Ell orfebre encontr6 bajo
una hoja de orc, aplicada con ar
La gaceta., 1943-07-13
MUsIoUILLA A sUELDo

Los de las "esencias hispanicas"
la cantfnela imperial y la imita-
ci6n totalitarista, han venido tam
bien a America con su musiquilla
pedante y altisonante; una must
quilla que encierra acordes bastan-
tante peligrosos, pero que a wees
es pintoresca en- extreme.
Por ejemplo, v&ase este case.
En- un periodiquito que editan en-
Buenos Aires dedican un omen
tario a Jorge Manrique y, despues
de enterrar en- t6picos ~ret6ricos Ia
figura del gran poeta castellano
y tambien la de su padre Ell macs
tro don Rodrigo, acaban con este
bonito ~parrafo:
SEN su poesia nos da Manrique
ell sentido de una Espana cat6lica
Y militar. Sus versos son los mas
profundos que Sc conocen, llegan
desde ell cielo hasta nuestra alma.
Estan prenados de hondo Y total
misticismo. Nos rondan y nos pc
netran con los tanidos mas graves
del 6rgano, con Ell encantamiento
de una orquesta magica".
C~atoIicismo, militarismo misti-
cismo, ell cielo, ell alma, ell 6rgano,
la orquesta. 81 Jorge Manrique,
tan profundamente popular por
tan verdaderamente espahol le-
vantara la cabeza, no necesitaria
de tantos rodeos para ~contestar a
sus comentaristas. De SECURE les
dirfa:
IA euanto les pagan la Inca?
La gaceta., 1943-07-13
PONIENDO Ell DEDO EN-
LA LLAGA
(viene de la pagina p

rio, cast todos los p~efiodicos son
6rganos de alg6n partido. Los uru-
guayos no ven con malos ojos la
information tendenciosa o parti-
dista; GUSTAV de la discussion par
tidaria y Sc regocijan Oyendo los
argumentos apasionados de ambos
bandos y sacando sus conclusio-
mes.
La gaceta., 1943-07-13
FL AsEDIO DE D
POr A ZAMAcoIS

~necesario s~ocorrerla, suministrarla
armas, hombres, alimentos, medios
de t~ransporte. Los Sindicatos vi
braron gallardamente Y aquel mis-
mo dfa la "Patronal de Taxis",
anteponiendo a los ~intereses gre
males los del pals, puso tres mil
vehiculos a disposition del Co
bierno.
La generosa oferta, lanzada a
todos los vientos por los altavoces,
resono a tempo que Juanito Mu-
hoz, terminate ell trabajo, regresa-
ba con su coche al garaje de Lucio.
Mediaba la tarde. En- ell ambito
poblado de resonancias la VOC de
la Radio tronaba altisonante, pro-
fetica, invitando a la lucha. Ro-
deada de choferes, Amadea, SEGA,
crecida, gesticuladora, peroraba
febril. Ell demonio de la Revolu-
ci6n la agitaba. Su rostro parecia
mas afilado, sus manos mas lar
gas.
-iLas derechas quieren que
rra?-decia-. Pues tendran que
ira. Nosotros nos habiamos acos-
tumbrado a vivir de rodillas y no
pediamos' NADIA. Son, pues, nues-
tros e~xplotadores los que desenca-
denan la TRACE. Esta manana, al
pasar por la iglesia de San Jose,
OF que una beata, aludiendo de fl
10 a 10 que sucede, lie decia a un
cura: "Lo quieren TODD y porque
TODD 10 quieren van a quedarse sin
nada''. Y asf ha de ser. va hemos
sufrido bastante. Ell proletariado
espanol, que hasta aquf estuvo SEN
tado o mejor dicho acostado, la
contra ell suelo, va a ponerse
de puntillas dentro de pocas no
ras.
Lucio Collado Sc llev6 a Juanito
a la Gale. Sentia deseos inconte-
nibles de yer por sus propios ojOs
la tremenda agitaci6n que, por
instances, iba senoreandO la ciu-
dad.
-Estoy ciertO-decia-de que
Sc avecina la convulsi6n social mas
grande de la historic; una convul-
sion superior a la que determine
la caida del Imperio romano, por-
que ahora con nosotros, los inter-
nacionales, los sin fronteras, es
cuando realmente triunfara ell
Cristianismo. Esta vez Jesus, ell
generalisimo de los parias, de los
que nunca t~uvieron raz6n, entrara
en- Roma, y los ricos desapareceran
v la paz extendera sobre todos los
pueblos su arco iris.
Aunque de escasa cultura Lucio
poseia ell verbo inflamado de los
ap6stoles. Sus nervios recogfan
bien los latidos del alma colectiva
v tremaBan con ella. Sus ojos
chispeantes irradiaban IN fluido
alucinador. Su cuerpo enjuto, en-
cogiendose 0 Iargandose a compass
de u pensamientos, tenfa la fle-
xibilidad ardiente de una llama.
Habia nacido para orador. Cuando
hablaba, sus labios eran una bra
sa. Saba exaltar, conmover, per-
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limit
Fl EnemigO de las Canas

FL EnemigO de las Can&s
No Sc sienta apezarado por esas
canas. Luzca diez amos mas joven.
No pierda Ia oportunidad de SO
vida y la felictdad misma. Use
TINTIT y su cabello tendra esa
apariencia de juventud. TINTIT
no eonitene nitrate de plata y su
precio es econ6mico. Pidalo a 50
botica o 81 no al tel6fono ndmerO
Y1354. Para pedidOs a Ia agencia:
P. o. Box $500. Tampa, Florida.
La gaceta., 1943-07-13
NO.. II

W. -
delante. Fuerzas des-
~stremecian ell ambiente,
5oles y a~sustandoles a
ntianse cercados, ame-
con la neeesidad, con-
ente, de defenderse; pc
> Y valiendose de que
Iarian?... Todo anuncia-
Organizaciones proleta-
sufrir una aggression. Ell
de Casares Quiroga,
entire dos miedos-el
duefan las derechas y
bspiraban las izquierdas
eordado s~uspender du-
dias las sesiones de
rorrogar ell "estado de
as minorias Renovation
Tradicionalista Sc re-
~damente del Congreso.
lOr Madrid la noticia de
lila triunfaba un pro-
to militar. En- los do
significados derechis-
icia habia ~descubierto
dep6sitos de armas. Gil
lnunciaba un discurso
.Ienenoso a prop6sito del
10 de CalvO Sotelo. Los
! captain de ~ingenieros
sc sin
b. I'm c~ablegrama de
! decia que ell general
p~ublicano acerrimo, tu-
Iacia de matarse mien-
aba una pistola, infor-
a nadie satisfizo. Y
ps agentes de Accion
Falange Espanola iban
casa prometiendo en-
"sin trabajo" para
y los periodicos vati-
manifestabn escandali-
anto ocurrfa Y pedian
que, a ~rajatabla, res
} orden.
u pueblo no es facil ex-
Du instinto lie saliva. Ell
enio de las multitudes"
julia que siempre con-
y en- aquella Oca-
hon p1blica supo a que
La genie aseguraba que
| Ceuta ell general Fran
mplantado una dictadu-
" que las tropas adictas
luchaban en- las Gales
rebeldes. Deciase tam
Jas principles ciudades
~apoyarian la SUI
a pesar de 10 cual los
be obstinaban en- repetir
mo sucede nada'', que
habia de acarrear.
! realidad, sin embargo,
|ermanecer secuestrada y
10 Elbo de confesar, por
que parte del ejercito
! Marruecos sc hab.a al
IA Ell poder l~egftimamen-
aido. Ante esta declara-
loblaci6n civil reacciOn6
|nte. La RepGblica, trail
Be- hallaha indafansa Era
La gaceta., 1943-07-13

tie, un diente O~rdinariO.
Cast siempre ocprre 10 mismo
cuando Sc descorre ell tel6n: apa-
e c la farsa, ell diente de la va
nidad.
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sd, sENoR:

ST, SENIOR:
Para pintar meiOr su casa.
eOmpre Ia pintura b. L. p, VEN
dida exclusivamsnte por KING
GRECO HARDWARE CO.,
Evening star., 1943-11-07

After demonstrating the Marxotov Cocktail
to Secret Military Commission, | was
deluged with honorS from the government:
| received the Order Of the Purple Heart,
the Order of Distinguished Service. and
an order from the Collector of Internal Reve-
nue. to pay up my income tax or else.
Shortly after this | received a commission
to solve the vital question that is uppermost
in every Americans mind today, briefly:
When the war is won, what shall we do with
that dirty so-and-so in Berlin by the name
of Adolf
Jaw, shucks, l thought that censor had
dozed off. Pm sure everyone else has. And
why can't | mention anyway?
Oh, well, censors are all a little queer. III
just call 1A111 something else - For in
stance Willard M. Schickegruber).
I'll tell you what We'll do with Willard
M. Schickelgruber Well say, Now. look
here, Willard NJ Schickelgruber, we're gong
to let you go back to your old job. For the
next so years you're going to paper the new
Pentagon Building in Washington. You can
start on the first floor and paper it with pages
from "Mein Kampf" and old German COM
muniques. When those run out you can paper
it with paid-off United States War Bonds!
And then, Willard M Louise, if you get
through with the first floor before so years
have elapsed, you can start the second floor.
Hows that for peace plan? My motto is:
Buy a Bond and Keep Willard M. Hitler
Hanging Lets see you censor that, Hawk
noseD
The End
Evening star., 1943-11-07
| MARxMANSHip1 |

Let us skip the next three months and also
the next three paragraphs. Let us take up the
story again as l enter my private laboratory
one dark evening in March. The reason it's
dark is that neglected to pay my light bills
during those three months we skipped, am
now gainfully employed as a secret-weapon
designer on a piecework basis - so per
dozen secret weapons - 10 per cent off to
wholesalers, This particular night have been
assigned to an especially difficult problem:
how to fit three lieutenants and light
howitzer into an upper berth. Howitzer like
to try that?
] worked into the wee sma' hours drinking
Scotch and certain brand of beer. Beads of
perspiration started on my forehead and
trickled down my face to my neck, forming
Evening star., 1943-11-07

rather becoming bead necklace. | knew
was getting close but attributed this to the
Scotch. The first Is attempts brought nothing
at all The sixteenth produced formula by
which high-octane gasoline could be manu-
factured from old shoelaces tossed it aside
with an impatient frown. My seventeenth
attempt was also failure. But finally -
finally on the eighteenth try, captured the
magic formula! Mad with excitement flung
up my hands. One hit the ceiling and the other
landed in a wastebasket could scarcely be-
lieve my great good luck. Rushing out of my
laboratory, l ran through the house in a
frenzy of joy.
"Eureka," | shouted Eureka"
Eureka is my wife She came tripping down
the stairs in her nightdress and almost broke
her fool neck After she regained conscious
ness, whispered the secret to her.
Enter the Censor
11ERE it is in a nutshell, the famous Marx
Upper Berth Theory:
I -
Evening star., 1943-11-07

ica's greatest inventor. Cad, sir,
have you never heard of Marks
Dropped Living Rooms for Fallen
Arches?"
why, naturally" he cried. And
the fact is, Mr.. Marx, we have an
opening for an inventor
The opening proved to be win
dow on the twelfth door. In less
time than it takes to tell, | was
busting off my pants on the side
walk.
Evening star., 1943-11-07

Let me tell you about
some of my most internal
machines. Look out, Mr..
Censor Here ! come!
by Groucho Marx
Evening star., 1943-11-07

No. 58396X2D - A turbine driven -
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regardless of
Well, what's the use of going on further?
I'm sure this gives you a pretty fair idea of
my work. 1t also gives you pretty fair idea
of the censor.
My greatest invention of all, though -
my Chef d'ouerre if you don't mind little
restaurant French - is as follows:
Evening star., 1943-11-07

1T HAS recently come to these shifty old
eyes that the US. Army has announced
d the Bazooka as an official weapon in World
War II. That pleases me moderately because
the inventor of this lethal instrument is my
friend Bob Burns. 1t seems that this Bazooka
shoots rockets at enemy soldiers, and if that
doesn't do the trick, it plays few choruses of
the Arkansas Traveller for the coup de grace
that's French for those who care for French.
achievement. But truth compels me to an
nounce that Bob Burns's Bazooka is already
obsolete, It's as out of date as a porter
house steak. You hear it from my own lips -
l who have invented the Super-Bazooka.
This amazing new weapon operates on exactly
the opposite principle from the old one.
Briefly, where Bob Burns's Bazooka shoots
rockets at Nazis, my Super-Bazooka will
shoot Nazs at Bob Burns This doesn't have
much to do with winning the war, but it seems
like good idea in general.
Heed My countzy's Call
Dur then, the Super -Bazooka is merely one
among countless other inventions of mine.
For example, Marks Military Dice These
cubes are equipped with cleats on each face
and are especially adapted for use in rocky
terrain. Pull up bayonet and sit down and
I'll tell you the whole gripping story of my
rise to obscurity as a secret-weapon genius
In 1887, by popular demand, l decided
to retire from public life and seek what
had always been my true goal - Con-
tentment "A loaf of bread, a lug of
Evening star., 1943-11-07

I'm sorry, the censor from the War Depart
ment has just arrived Here, keep your
fingers out of that humidor Hawknosey
However, III try to give you an idea of some
of my other recent secret weapons, in spite of
him:
No. 387KL44Y - A double pistoned
for and - which
facilitates in emergencies such as
but on the other hand -
Evening star., 1943-11-07

wine 49," that's how Omar Khay-
yam put it. As far as I'm concerned
you can switch the wine for bottle EnARxI
of beer (you know what kindD. And -
! ) ! !. ! ! ! { !. ! ! {: {; = = :
while you're about it you can switch ~
the bread for fat blonde. ~
All, Contentment! ~>
But soon the bugles of war
aroused me from my lethargy. In
rapid succession, was rejected by \,
the Army, the Navy, Marines, Wacs
and Waves. even tried to enlist in
the Spars as Sparring partner, but they
said | was too feminine
In desperation l offered myself to the
Wags. However, at the induction test,
proved gun-shy and also bit technical
sergeant as he was examining my dewlaps
Pull Up That Fallen Crest
I OR weeks was utterly crestfalen, but one
day | looked myself straight in the eye
not an easy trick with bifocas Am man
or a mouse?" l demanded (Readers are
invited to send in their votes. All ballots
marked Rat will be discarded unless there is
cheese attached Anyway, boarded train
and after three days on the rods, | arrived in
Washington and went straight to the War
Department
Evening star., 1943-11-07

lSSt iiiNSiitioii VI an, liiOuSu -
uerre - if you don't mind a little
restaurant French is as follows:
l jlgger of -
of brandy
- of lemon
Dash of
Ice we'll and IlD
Serve with uIn in tall
glass
lcall it the Marxotov Cocktail,
and my plan is to lob it over into
enemy trenches in individual
thermos bottles. If this secret
weapon affects Nazis the way it
affects my friends. all our boys
will have to do is march over
their PROSTATE bodies.
ToEnboy
I've only known one person
who was strong enough to down
MarXotov Cocktail without
batting an eye; it was the cham
plon steamhtter of Los Angeles
County, a Miss Diana Tifin.
It's interesting to see women
emerging as the tough sex after
all these centuries. 1t sounds
incredible, but | know a man
who recently married a furniture
mover.
On second thought, that isn't
so incredible. All women are fur
niture movers. A friend of mine
married the most violent furni-
ture mover | ever saw. Once |
visited their home and on the
third day became so confused |
sat down in a potted begonla
and put my feet up on the
French maid.
onstrating the Marxotov Cocktail
Military Commission, | was
h honors from the government:
Evening star., 1943-11-07

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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-06

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