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, 1943-07-22

edly endorsed by the central body
of the CLIO, the Montgomery
County Industrial Union Council,
and it's affiliated locals.
We are sorry to report that
many of our members fell down
on the job by failing to return
the petitions of Walter Beare of
UAW Local CAB in time to file
for the primary elections. Due to
this fact there will be no pri-
mary election in Dayton this year,
as only four candidates for city
commission filed petitions.
If you have not registered as
yet, there is no better time than
now to 60 down to the Board of
Elections and register today. BY
exercising your American right
to vote, which is deprived ten
million Americans in the poll tax
states, you are helping Hitler by
not registering and voting. We
know, that the citizens of Dayton,
if they were deprived of the right
to vote, as in the poll tax states,
would be very much aroused. On
the other hand, by being negligent
in keeping registered and voting,
we have allowed our local, state
and national representatives to en-
act many distinctly anti-labor
measures which were designed to
cripple the working man.
We are asking each and every
CLIO member to appoint them
selves a Smith for Commission
Committee" and ask them to
check their friends, their neigh
bors, and their fellow workers,
and urge them to register and to
vote for Myron Smith for City
Commissioner.
, 1943-07-22

Bro. Smith has long been known
at Delco as an active worker for
the CLIO, and has been a member
of a union for the last nineteen
years. He was a member of an
AFL union for several years be-
fore coming to Delco. He is en-
ployed in the maintenance depart
ment at Delco, is married and has
children.
"Smitty," as we best know him,
has never made any effort here
tofore for public office. He is
definitely not a politician, and
does not pretend to be one. He
firmly believes that our present
city government is dominated by
politics entirely too much for the
benefit of the citizens of Dayton.
He believes that Labor definitely
needs representation on the city
commission, and has no political
platform or political axe to grind
in running for the office of city
commissioner.
"Smitty" has made only one
statement, and that is: IF I am
elected to represent the people of
Dayton on the city commission, I
can only say that ! will do my
best to serve my community and
fellow workers"
, 1943-07-22
NOTICE!

The enclosed insert issued by
the Office Of Price Administra-
ton Is the latest release on
ceiling prices. Take it home
with you for checking ceiling
prices. The insert was made
possible for your benefit by the
Montgomery County Industrial
Union Council. Please report
violations of ceiling prices to
the OPA or your local union
office.
, 1943-07-22

We all know that when Labor
has a problem and presents it to
the present city commission we are
usually rebuffed, and no consid-
Grafton is given our requests. The
fault of this rests solely on the
shoulders of Labor. Labor has
failed to register and to vote,
thus the city commissioners reason
that they have nothing to fear in
the way of reprisal from the vote
of Labor at election time. Dayton
today is governed by minority
control. Less than one-third of
the city's population are regis
tered and eligible to vote.
"Smitty" has been wholeheart-
, 1943-07-22

Introducing Ray Wilson, of UE
Local 1853, who was the winner
of the War Bond given away by
the Ladies Auxiliary of UE Dis
trict No. Z, at the meeting held in
Columbus on Sunday, July II.
, 1943-07-22
Smith is Candidate
for City Commission

Myron Smith, of Delco Local 755 ws assured of a position on the
ballot for the fall election for City Commissioner Bro. Smith is
vce-president of UE Local 755, a member of the shop committee,
chairman of the local educational committee, and is a delegate to the
Montgomery County Industrial Union Council and United Labor.
, 1943-07-22
'CIO Renews
No-Strike Pledge

W~ASHINGTON.-In a firm de-
termination to take every step
needed to win the war, the CLIO,
meeting last week in emergency
Executive Board session, reiterated
the no-strike pledge and out
lined a course of political action
as labor's answer to the defeatists
and the home front wrecking gang
in Congress.
Sharply hitting out at "the
labor batting and administrations
hating forces that passed the bill
with the aid of John l.. Lewis
coal strikes, the board declared
that despite disappointment at the
overriding of the veto, 1--WE reaf-
firm the determination of all af-
filiated CIO unions to maintain
our no-strike pledge" and added:
Because of our deep apprecia-
ton of the issues involved in this
war we shall not tolerate or per-
NIT any interruption or stoppage
of work."
The board, in expressing its
gratitude to President Roosevelt
and to CLIO President Murray for
their leadership bill, also pledged
a finish fight for the repeal of
the measure.
MAJOR POLITICAL STEP
On the home front, the board
undertook a major political step
with the setting up of a special
committee headed by Sidney Hill
man and R. ]. Thomas to mobilize
support for a win-the-war polit-
ical campaign beamed at 1914.
Continued on Page q
Evening star., 1943-07-30
MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE.

ACCORDIONS-Hohne l2 bass. S49 so;
Soprani; ,no 96 bass; white pearl. :S175; Gel
ca a u Repbc bnSs S%' Pryase jnstruction
APPiSG Idi2l MAcMiNE s5 5% RurroYshs desk model
ADpREss1NG ?lS MAcHrNE, t1h sl Elliott. hand
feed: Teconditioned:, will sell reasonable.
AIR CONDITIONER, - p. portable win
doW model almost new. $3.50. Call WO
BABY CARRIAGE. metal construction
folding type: practically new. WA sara.
BABY'S CRIB and, doctor baby scale for
Beauty S EoUIPMENT. prscticaiIv M0 aiiTo new:
Paidar leather and metal revolving and
reclining shampoo chairs. customers chairs
permanent Tay1ns machine; mirrors; dress,
brackets; reasonable. Apply 2o:S 14th st.
Sun, or call Wo. 5000. Ext. 204.
BED, springs. inner-spring mattress, 500:
oes desk aad char ia So
trola cost $50. sell IL sos ,5 childs t crib and
RNn mattress es. So o,,Sie Georsia $40
cheap. Ask for Mrs. Bartlett, NO. 1891
mattresses; box springs, $50. IT'S Rigs
BEDROOM SUITE. chest, living room suite,
ING Edelman. 1908 Georgia ave 81
BEDROOM SUITE. 3-piece, white oak,
modern almost new Leaving town satur-
BEDROOM SUITE, twin beds. Simmons
nner-spring mattress and bed springs,
nearly new. complete; $40 Also lawn
mower, sl2.50 $500 oaklane. Chevy
and jug must sell before Saturday eve
BEDRM. SET, handsome Venetian. S1o5:
lly chairs So, 1lDPtfP. IN
Sl15: ANTIQUE sofa. $50: lge. Vic. secy,
$50; a-pc lily. set. Ss5; mirrors, Lorraine
BooKKEEPING, MACHINE, Remington
Rand model %. electric shift. complete
so21SG Bt,S sSanf GouffMEST fR ES4o ring 17x17 IT,
complete with steel post; | ring canvas, lSx
20 in, heavy punching bass, l light
ssp ropes SETS sones
sets 1902. gloves, ] set s,-oz gloves. 2
pairs, striking bag gloves, 4 pairs hand
speaker PA system: $50. 2Se chinauapin
CALCULAToRsEM9nroe Marchant: Comp
GxMEkAsI,we bay and sen sell rsnythins
CASH REGISTER, National. electric. large
tgDsto5 type for big PusnsSs s5so s2s5 cash. perfect
violin; SIS After 4 pm. ls15 Eye.
ccfxRISET-Dupont, wood. s4a5o. Join
our band and learn to play. Call Republic
6212. KITS. 1880 G st. (middle of block.
COOLER, keg system, 4 spigots, in excel
CORNETswHolton, gold Iacauered nearly
new, 1880; Conn, excellent condition,
S69.5n. Join our band and learn to play.
Call Republic 6212. KITS. 1880 G st.
(middle of block.
DINING ROOM SUITE. burl walnut. Ber-
key e. Gay manufacture; mirror walnut
bedroom suite, hand-carved love seat. oc-
casional chair, revolving table. GE 1851.
IL
DINING ROOM SUITE, solid mahogany,
Apiece. antique walnut desk. maple dinette
table and chairs, f1at-top desk and chair.
sectional bookcase. studio couch. kitchen
table and chair. Taylor 4737. 31s
Evening star., 1943-07-30
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

DRESSED POULTRY STAND
IN ARCADE AND NEW CEN
TER FOR RENT. TELE-
PHONE AT. 67O6. l.
Evening star., 1943-07-30
STENOGRAPHER
COLORED WOMAN
Experience Necessary
Pleasant Working Condition.
CcIt Mr. Gror NJ 10Sn

COLORED WOMAN
To prepare vegetables. Venezia
Cafeteria, 1857 10Th st. NV.
Err, PERMA-
NENT POSITION, GOOD
SALARY, ONE ABLE TO AS
SUME FULL CHARGE OF
SMALL OFFICE. BANNER
BROS, 10 DECATUR ST.
NE, BET. o AND P.
BILL POSTER FOR BUR
ROUGHS- MOON HOPKINS
BOOKKEEPING MACHINE;
35-HOUR, 5-DAY WEEK;
EXCELLENT S A L A r Y
FRANKLIN INSURANCE
CO., MA. 1860.
BOOKKEEPE for we'll
known retail clothing estab-
lishment. Excellent oppor-
tunity, must be experienced
in double entry; knowledge
of retail methods preferred.
Box SIS. Star.
Evening star., 1943-07-30
EMPLOYMENT SERVICES.
BUSINE SIS.

TEACHERS clerks, receptionists: select
positions. NO CHARGE unless placed top
salaries. NATL. Teachers Agency tEst. 10
yrs). 13l G st. MA. 2114
Evening star., 1943-07-30
ATLAS FURNITURE CO

WaShlHgIOn OrlglnaI Cut-Price Houte,o
92l q ST NV. Entire Building
DlStrIct 3131. Open every eve till q, a
FURNITURE, 3 rooms. complete, dishes.
efIc' s4S3 Apt. Is available At S4s.50.
Evening star., 1943-07-30
CLERK-TYPISTS
FOR
SATURDAYS ONLY.

Interesting work in newspaper ofice
for women who are available from $50
to : pm on Saturdays S6 per day
must be experienced typlsts and be ca
pable of answering business telephones
Please give telephone number in reply.
Evening star., 1943-07-30

SITUATIONS DOMESTIC.
DAYS WORK. 81 day. carfare. Call 322
60th St ne. or drop card.
IAUNDRESS desires day and evening
work. Call District 1915 after 3 pm. 30
WOMAN, colored. wants general house
work by the week. 1893 Half 81. sw.
Evening star., 1943-07-30
hELP WoMEh.

BOOKKEEPING CLERK,
Good opportunity for capable
person, bookkeeping expert
ence CT training helpful but
not necessary. Apply
Peoples Drug Stores Office,
II p st. NE.
Evening star., 1943-07-30
STENOGRAPHER,

Banking institution desires
good stenographer, perma-
ment position with oppor-
tunlty for advancement. Re-
ply in own handwriting, stat
ing education and experience.
Box 244-S, Star.
STENOGRAPHER, 5-day week
permanent position. Engineering
once. Accuracy and intelligence
required, but speed not neces-
sary. $35 per wk. Call ME. 4260
for interview.
Evening star., 1943-07-30
HELP WoMEk.
TYPISTS,
Experience Necessary
Must Type RAPIDLY and Accurately.
Call Mr. Gray DE 10hn
SALES HELL.

SALES HELP,
FROM 6 TO 10 PM.
6Oc per hr. plus commission. Apply
Standard Drug Co. 1113 G st. NV.
STENOGRAPHER, $3.50 per
month, 40 hours weekly;
state age, education and ex-
perience; permanent posi-
ton; national concern. Box
119-M, Star.
STENOGRAPHER, railroad,
good salary; state age, educa-
ton and experience. Box
204-S, Star.
BUS GIRL, COLORED, NO
SUNDAY WORK. APPLY IN
PERSON, EMPIRE RESTAU-
RANT, 1412 N. Y. AVE. NV.
NO PHONE CALLS.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
NEGATIVE SIDE
WINS DECISION
Separate Air Force for U.
S. Topic Of interesting
CYO Debate

Arguing against 4 separate air
force for the United States, Immae-
ulate Conception church debaters
last night defeated the team OF Our
Lady OF LourdeS church In the Anal
ilrst round debate Of the NTH an.
nual debating tournament sponsored
by the Knights OF Columbus and
the city g. Y. o. Members OF the
victorious team were Edward Kelly,
Francis Wood, and John Donohue,
all juniors at Crosby High school,
Efficiency Of the U. s. Air Forces
was described by the negative side,
with references TO successful opera
tons 80 far In the war. They DIES.
cribed the present set-up as WE'LL
coordinated and effective.
UNFOLDING the affirmative side
were Miss Angela Russo, Danto
Petro, and Miss Angelina Codianni,
who proposed the establishment of
an aviation department In Wash.
ington, They spoke Of the import
ance Of air forces In modren war
fare, and the need of unified com.
mand TO achieve victory at an early
date.
Judges were George Ayotte, presl.
dent OF the Citizens Study Club;
Michael Castaldi, chief ranger Of
Court Verdi and ground court truss
tee OF Foresters Of America; and
Edward j, Ryan, political writer
and radio commentator, William T,
Harrington, served as moderator.
Rev, Philip HusSey, coach OF the
winning team, addressed the gath
ering briefly following the contest.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

uses, You can make It easier for
our own fighting men and our
fighting allies TO get the food they
need TO keep driving against the
Axis aggressors, You can help build
the stockpile higher for the cam.
paigns yet TO come and for the
countries being re-occupled 49, food
that must be ready to back up each
drive.
BY growing o Victory Garden
you can help save vital metals used
for canning. The food you eat from
your garden will reduce the amount
needed from cans and will supple
ment the supplies OF canned food
that will be available under ration
ing.
AIDS SHIPPING SHORTAGE
The Victory Garden will case
the burdens Of our transportation
systems by cutting down the
amount OF food that must be
shipped to your community and
thereby 1t will help keep guns
and tanks and ammunition rolling
toward the war fronts,
Industry has converted to the
production OF war equipment and
munitions. Farmers have con-
verified to war food and fiber pro-
ductlon. BY growing Victory
Garden you can convert your
available resources OH the last
sector Of the home front to war
production. Throughout the ma
ton, the farm families, the city
jewellers, the suburban and town
residents, school children, and
groups on community plots can
make their Victory Gardens do an
important part In winning the
battle Of food in i94S by increas-
ing the national food supply.
In winning the battle, the Vic
tory Gardeners also can help
make nj 1.-The people healthier and
stronger.
Next: Who should grow Vic
tory Gardens?)
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

This Is No. OR q series Of
~ articles OF expert advice for
Victory Gardeners this year. II
IL suggested that you clip and
save each installment for future
reference,
Prepared by the u. s. Department
OF Agriculture for NEA Service
Everybody who has o suitable
piece OF fertile ground can make or
important contribution to the ma.
tlonal food program and help wiz
the war by growing home vegeta-
BILE garden In 1913.
BY everybody" Is meant every
one OF the nations 100000 farm
families, OF course---and, In add.
tion, every town, city and suburban
dweller who has an open, sunny
space with fertile soil or who has
access TO a community or allotment
garden plot
Now is the time TO taken O look
at your back yard, that nearby
vacant lot, or any available open
space In your community and
make your plans TO get In the bat
tie OF food with your own Victory
Garden.
HOPE TO BREAK RECORDS
Farmers Of the U. s. will be
doing their level best TO break
food production records again
this year Us they have done In
each Of the past three years,
Food Is q weapon In the war we
are fighting all around the world,
and Secretary Of Agriculture
Claude r. Wickard, In charge OF
food production and distribution
for the nation, says we can't pro-
duce too much. We ned tre-
mendous quantities Of all kirxis
Of food for our armed forces, our
allies and our folks at home.
BY growing and preserving
your own supply Of vegetables, you
can relieve the drain on commercial
stocks OF food and also make sure
that you get an abundance Of the
kinds Of food that put vitaminS and
minerals In your daily diet.
BY growing Victory Garden
you can help the country build
up its stockpile Of fodo for war
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
PASTOR ARRANCES
LENTEN SCHEDULE
1.-THE Cross" Chosen as
Theme OF Services at
Lutheran Church

Under the general theme 1.-THE
Cross" series Of Lenten week.
night services will be held In Zion
Lutheran Church on Cherry street,
beginning Wednesday evening, the
pastor OF the church, z. Einar Kron,
announced today. Because OF the
fuel oil shortage no services have
been held the past two Wednesday
evenings, and therefore this will he
the first service In this years series,
he stated, These services will begin
at 7;30 and Pastor Kron will con-
duct all OF the services, except on
April z, when Pastor William r.
Frendberg, pastor Of Salem Luther
an Church Of Naugatuck, will have
charge.
The schedule OF special Lenten
services Is as follows: March "a,
THE Cross and Our Sin; March
81, THE Cleansing Power Of the
Gross; April z, 1.-THE Cross Mani
Testing Gods Love-; April II, 1.-THE
Acceptance OF the Cross; April 20
(Holy Thursday, Holy Communion
In the Swedish language THE Cross
and It's Appeal; April % Good
Friday, The Bearer Of the Cross"
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
CRAWFORD YOUTH
HURT in ACTION

Washington, March 10 - (U,P)
The War Department made public
today the names Of 1865 United
States Army personnel wounded in
action in the ASiatic. European,
North American, North African,
Pacific and Southwest Pacific areas.
Next of kin Of personnel on this
list reside In 81 states and Fire.
The casualties include:
Connecticut
Chiappinelli, Private Leopold j.,
Mrs. Mary Chiappinelli, (mother)
Raymond street, New Canaan.
Reynolds. Private James T., Mrs.
Mary D. Reynolds. (mother) 10
Snea avenue, Branford.
Pugzles, Second Lieutenant An
thony D., Mrs. Hedwig PugZles.
(mother), 20 WHY'S street, East
Hartford.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
w 0 RI D w A r
A YEAR AGO
MARCH 10, 1912
(By United Press)


President Roosevelt orders reg
istratiOn Of all men between As
and "a in the United States and
its territories on April ~.
japanese troops reported driving
from Lac up the Markham Valley
in New Guinea.
1t. Gen. Joseph w. StiIwell. u.
s. military leader, named 10 COM
mand the Fifth and Sixth Chinese
Armies fighting the japanese In
Burma.
Germany orders more drastic
ratiOning Of bread, meats and
fats.
Chinese military spokesman ac-
knOwledges loss of Siangshan.
Chekiang Province coastal port,
about l2O miles southeast OF
Shanghai.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
EN-, EN-,

Corporal Hugh ]. Keough formerly with the Army
Air Corps is the second Waterbury Tool empoye within
recent weeks to return to work after receiving his honor
sbe discharge from the service because OF the ageS
ruling Hugh worked for Bob Brown in the Control
room until he enerd the service last August He now
In the Shipping department With two sons IN tne
serce one in the Marines and the other in the Navy
Hugh saws he st feels very close to the fighting 'front.'
although he glad again to be back on the produc
ton front Jim Fitzgerald of Assembly was the first
Waterbury Tool service to return to his former oo
here.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

Sergeant Donald b. Harwick of So Starview Ave
nue. is among the 122 officers and enlisted men OF the
Army Air Forces who have been awarded medals for
operating planes carrying troops from England to
North Africa last November and 8. This was the
Longest massed, unescOrted nonstop troop carrier
flight ever successfully performed by the u s. Air
Forces II was carried out despite adverse weather and
communication conditions and in the face Of enemy
fighter activity The citation to each Of the l22 officers
and enlisted men said It's success contributed mmeas
raby to the carrying out of the initial phases Of the
North African campaign.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
PAPE DISCUSSES
ELECTION LAWS

Proposed changes In the election
laws were discussed at a meeting
of the League Of Women Voters to-
day in the Y. M. G. A. by William
J. Pape. publisher Of The Republic
can-American. Mrs. Raymond
Wood, president, presided.
The nominating committee, con-
sisting Of Mrs. Arthur Purinton,
chairman: Mrs. Patrick Healey and
MRS. Earl PierSon, will announce the
slate Of officers. Mrs. Wood viii
give a report on the state board
meeting Of the Connecticut league
held recently.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

Joe Caroan of the Internal Revenue staff is year
older today. Ditto for Ray Fitzpatrick our former
political reporter now at Paris Island with .ne
Marines . Tesse Pettinicchi, president of the Ele-
Chans Sorority at the Central Y, hOnOrs the Tower
with a very generous batch of tinfOil Mrs. Olive
Thompson celebrating her 9lst birthday today at the
home of her daughter Mrs Richard Pickett of LOunS.
bury Street. with whom she resides She has Is grand
children and four great grandchildren.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

Charles G. Gawkas of III Norton Street has just
completed Is years of service at Scovlps He's mem,
Der of the East Power House personnel. Married ana
hunting and fishing. Ordinarily he would be fishing
through the ice in the winter tme but this year oad
cold has kept him out of the running His hunting IS
usually confined to nearby woods Local pheasants take
their lives in their hands by venturng out the same
day Charlie does.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

Barbs. American aviators are constantly brew
mo new pht records with ocean hops It will be nice
when It's warm enough to take off that shirt you lost on
March l5 Taking girl In your arms too often Is one
av to get her on your hands The boy who once TOOK
watch apart to see why 1t worked is the man who now
takes an auto apart to see why 1t doesn't Careless
people find out It is cheaper to move than pay parking
Ones
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

Those who read the book Random Harvest by
James Hilton after they have the moving picture
viii note the Encouragement of the different parts The
cacture actually begins where Part II starts. All that
oes before in the book the final part of the picture
This Encouragement been practically skllfu as the
authors working forward and back to keep from the
reader until the end something that he knows from the
start in the picture Rather complicated, what?
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

J.. P. Chadwick Of the Waterbury Tool was very
intimate friend of the late George COhan American
actor playwright and song writer. Years ago Cnad
was personal chauffeur to the beloved song and dance
man. position he held for "a years along with Deng
manager Of Georges country estate,
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

Francis Fitzgerald Of 81 Railroad Hill Street Is
home on furlOugh from Fort Belvoir, virginia, as
second lieutenant. He just graduated from OlIicers
Training School in Army Engineering. Mr.. and
Mrs Oren Maxim Of 81 MOrningside Avenue will enter.
tain the First Methodist Church Choir at rehearsaI
at their home one week from tonight
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

The Easter motif is already noted especially in Easter
card art Depicted on some Of the pretty cards in
>r various stores subjects describing the religious
iGnifcance, as ~el a. others describing the spring
festival Floral arrangements lead in popularity with
pussy willows. daffods, lilies and so on skllfuly
arranged by the card artist The animal kingdom gets
playup too with rabbits chickens and ducks the subject
On many cards now on display.
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19

The fleet Of floor trucks at Q y.
s. aircraft engine plane travels an
average Of $1,000 miles per month,
moving parts and material
The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1943-03-19
Tall Tower
Topics
DOPE


You may think you're hot stuff,
A swell person, you hope,
hut In the argot Of the day
No such thlng-you're q dopel
Boy friend gives girl friend
None OF your soft soap,
He's not at all gallant
with hiS-hi, yal dopel
Dope describes much
In the language OF youth,
IT'S pleasantly uncomplimentary
And that's the plain truth,
sometimes for o change
To bridge the gap,
You find yourself addressed
AS Just plain sap,
But most OF the time
When q guy Is past hope,
He rates nothing better
Than d-o-pae dope,