The Ely miner., 1943-10-14
OUR OWN DOMESTIC RELATIONS
ARBITRATION BOARD


Q.-He professed to love you and
yet never talked of marriage. Is that
right?
Ale says that's right but I think
it's all wrong.
Q.-What do you want to know?
Al want to know if / should
keep up this Irritation. I think if he
doesn't want to marry me after 43
years he may never want to.
Q.-Let's hear from the man. You
have heard this lady's story, sir,
what do you think of it?
Alt must be good. 1t was ac-
cepted for this radio program!
Q.-Is it true you have been going
with her since 1908?
A.-That's an exaggeration. ]
would never think of going with a
girl since 1903 and never proposing
to her.
Dwell, how long have you been
going with her?
n. lnrmly)-Slnce l9U4.
Q.-Don't you thinkyou should con-
slider asking her to become your
wife?
Al am willing to.
Q.-Could you put that in writ
ing?
Al could.
Q.-Why haven't you done so?
Al understood no scripts were
allowed on this program.
(The three Judges make conflicting deci-
sions in the case. The interrogator tosses
a coin and decides that unless the man gets
serious in the next ten years, the lady
should consider that he is rifing ,oith her
afectiOnS.J
Q.-Now Case 987. What is your
problem, lady?
Aim having trouble with my
mother and sister. A few years ago
I married man who ran a livery
stable. There was no money in it.
So we both went over to my mother
and sisters fiat to live until the auto
became obsolete.
Q.-Your mother and sister OBJ.
jected? Why?
A.-They only had three rooms.
Mother is 80 and sister works in a
boiler foundry to pay expenses. They
both said we couldn't live there for
nothing.
Q.-That seems reasonable.
Ayes, but my husband offered
to give them all his horses and bug
gies and four sets of harness.
Q.-What did they say to that?
Another didn't care for horses.
My sister tried on two sets of har-
ness but they didn't become her.
Q.-Let me ask the mother ques-
ton. Madam, couldn't you accept
these horses for the time being?
Any daughter has to pay all the
bills and she only gets $11 day.
THAT AMT HAY!
@. (Judge)-Is the sister here?
Mother-No, she was trying out a
horse and buggy last night and il
ran away with her.
Interrogator-What do the judges
think of this matter?
First Judge-I think the child
should go to some good college.
Second Judge-I agree, unless il
can be shown that the money has
been refunded.
Third Judge-Where am I?
interrogation - No pointed ques-
tions, please!
president Tackles Need of New
Taxes" Headline.
We thought he was playing al
quarterback, not tackle, says the of.
fee football man.
"Sixty-Six Per Cent of Fathers
Can't Pass Draft" says Hershey
Headline.
At first that seems like a low
punch, but on second thought al
will understand what he means
Most of them have bad legs ano
fiat feet from walking the floors.
They are also in poor shape from
lack of sleep. And after a few years
of married life a man loses the ole
combative spirit.
Gin 1889 Germany had to face ths
declaration of war of our enemie.
alone and in isolation" - Del
Fuehrer in opening his recen
speech.
You remember, of course, how
England, France, Belgium, Poland
Holland and all those other power
fully armed countries jumped on Lit
tie peace-loving Germany, takin,
her completely by surprise!
After this frightful war is over i
is a safe bet that all dictators will
want to see wars rationed.
INHERITANCE TAX EFFECT
The man indeed is out of date
Who speaks of leaving an estate.
Then there's the fellow who re
fused to make the September ia,
payment on the ground he is goini
| to sue the Income Tax Office for
separate peace.
The director of Economic Stabili
cation has ordered all living cost
rolled back to the level of yea
| ooo That's M roll. it's an all-ou