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Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03

4 BOOK, What 10 Do Until
a the Doctor Comes by Don
aid B. Armstrong. NJ. D. third
vice president OF the Metropoli-
IAN Life Insurance Co, is a first
aid manual quite up-to-dste-
1913. There is a hole al the top
Of the book and a string
through this so you can hang it
up somewhere.
l suppose these first aid
manuals are all right, but | con-
feSS 10 being darkly suspicious
Of their usefulness. There never
was a situation 10 which "A
little learning is a dangerous
thing, drink deep or taste not
the Pierian spring" is better ap-
Piled Unfortunately courses in
first aid do not supply quench-
ing draughts of the waters.
THEY are probably the most
Il interesting courses now pre-
sented 10 public consumption. l
cannot Al the moment recall one
doctor Of my acquaintance who
is an expert first alder. They
have all learned so much that
they have ideas OF Their own
and do not agree with the die
tateS Of the first aid manuals
As an example Of what l
mean, l was seated in cafe
terra on a bathing beach one
day last summer and an untor-
tunate young man on one Of the
stools az the counter fell of and
had a complete eplleptlc fit. l
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03

Thep 7 orose and sato the dapn
! sighed for thee.
When light rose high, and the
deio uns gone,
And noon ioy hearH or fLomsr
ngd tree
And me reorp d0p turned 70
he rest,
Lingering IKE m upioued guest,
sighed for thee.
Shelley.
CAbove is number 10 in
poems in answer 70 request for
verse 10 clip and send 10 hUS-
band and sweethearts in the
armed forces)
IN SEATTLE, Wash, walt
L reSSeS are earning as high
as $50 a week.
VIII Judy. doc expert. chal-
lenged this department 10 name
a living dog of over % years Of
age. Ivy Crane Wilson Of Holly
wood. Cal. has A dog named
Nurmi who is - years old
Agnes GarIch Of Chicago,
whose boy friend is IN the L. 6.
Air Force in the South Pacific,
has received from him in the
19i days he has been away
37S air mail letters and = post
cards Looks AS If Miss Garich'S
hoy friend is the champion love
letter writer of the United
States armed forces.
OVERHEARD A bald, portly
" middle aged citizen explain
ing what kind Of a woman he
-CUryTdpT-HaTFyfhg. THIS
old boy really aimed high. He
seemed 10 think he was quite
matrimonial prize. His con-
versation helped me understand
why women become irritated AT
male Conceit. | VIII view future
claims as 70 said conceit Of the
maid sex more Sympathetically
in~rhe future.
"Who IL that girl who said
she couldn't 60 for Sinatra ::
That he sang Ike the moaning
Of a dogie. And Me wondered
why Young women'hidn't idolize
the fellows I'm the armed forces
rather than croOners," writes a
member OF the L. S. Marines.
what color eyes has this girlc
IL she tall or shorte Is she
married She sounds like the
girl am looking for. She has
common sense. And as some
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
BY T.. v. DurIing

wise man once observed: Com
mon sense ls not 40 common
get this. My buddy reading
over my shoulder while ! am
writing saws he wants To marry
this girl too, But remember l
spoke first"
nNE Of my favorite campaigns
" is campaign No. 76d. This
calls for an annual celebration
called Aud Lang Syue Day ON
tins day We would get together
with and write TO our pals Of
the yesteryear
ChiCagoan says her husband
who is painter ran out Of
gasoline some distance from a
service station. SO he put paint
remover in the tank and the
car ran very nicely She doesn't
say what the paint remover was
made of.
Am asked II I remember a
Jewish lad who, using the pro-
fesSional name Of Colen O'More
sang Irish songs with A decided
brogue. l don't recall Mr..
O'More. Sorry I missed him.
He must have been an interest
ing entertainer.
ELIZABETH BERGNER. said
IL 70 have been James Barries
favorite actress. Elizabeth IS
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03

BROADWAY ballad So il AT
- times my heart will catch
A. those. A scarlet cost-the
grace Of windhlown hair. l have
but traced the road OF memories
to catch my youth and Try 10
find YOU there have for
gotten that the night is old
that any phrase ~ borrowed
from the past. That any lips
against my own are cold-that
one who vas the first shall be
the last Sometimes the heart
VIII rouse itself from sleep and
seek again the old enchanted
lures II is q senSeless rem
devious 10 keep glamour is
dead and nockery cndures
And where enChantnent bent
us n ITS viii The stars are dim
the moon is bleak and chill!
Don VAIN
CofyuEhi by DAILY Aifror Inc.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
A Reporter Views
New York by Night

TvHE Orchid Garden: The best
ad in years, a heart
elutcher The one called Miss
ing Cabout a little boy whose
Dad was killed IN action
This Man Ribbentrop,' a cas-
tigation between covers. by
former German Consul PaUf
Schwarz Of New York Or.
Paul de Kruifs new book.
Kaiser Wakes the Doctors
La Shcas comedy ditties
~ Riobamba Eddie Davis
traveSty on JoSSclS confessions
AT Leon and Eddie's Club
lS'S Gaye Dixon Warmers
Thank Your Lucky Stars, a
IIellinGer o, n picture -. Car
men Cavallaro'S syncopasslon.
d. ADV AY Characters:
ID The Deacon: A dignified
panhandler. who wears minis
terS apparel and buns Broad
WAY quarters TO get back 10
nv Jersey parish" The
Shadow A tragic figure. who
once earned $500 per in A big
time vaudeville act, but walked
out because he was refused a
raise He now does limitations
for handouts around saloons
Madame PumpernIckel' {;
A fabulous stooge. who has
illusions Of grandeur Locals
enjoy teasing her until she
McepS Harry tho Ha-
vana- Madrid cashier He waits
until s every 2. m 20 feed the
pigeons around 5lst and 7th
"Cockeye": The newSboy
who peddles papers in The md
night-to-sunup hours. NJ K s
500 per week
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
How to Submit
Your Problems
To Clinic Experts

Write Your problems 20
WAR PROBLEM CLINIC.
The Detroit Times, Detroit,
Mich.
You must sign your name
and address. although no
names VIII he published but
W. be held m strlCtcSt con-
fdcnce. 30 NOT write di-
rectly to- members, of the
-pdrCtf.-
These authorities make up
the WARPROBLEM CLINIC
panel
Judge James r. Chenot
Edward POkorny
Rev. Joseph \. Foley. =. j.
Fred VI. ButZel
Dr. Robert g.. Foster
Dr. Alfred McClung lee
Mrs. Frances SanderSOn
Miss Elva VI. Forncrook
John X. Watkins
Mrs. Irene r. Murphy
Miss Mary VI. O'Neill
Walter II, r. Scott
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03

for distribution 10 camps
James Andrews exec ~ IseHhen
e. Mitchell, wedS radio actress
Helen Bennett. a Missouri gal,
on the 18Th Dean Murphy
has been signed by the draft.
PEHlND the Scenes Eddie
- Wittmer'S renown is little
known 10 TINS generation Of
nlght-loafers &c. In the pro-
hlbltlon days. howe Yer. he
owned The Hannibal. one OF the
most prosperous OF the late
Places patforriZed chiefly BY
hig spenders, celebs and four
fushers O. O. Mcintyre
mentioned Il almost daily d.
Eddie never indulged in hooch.
the stock market or raCetracks
That stun he used 20
say. is strictly for suckers 4.
But f. q d ie was the champ
chump Of them all, Il appears
He couldn't refuse p touch
lis 1877. bitter. though
lie enjoys beng part Of the
nieht-lIfe scene and oksyinR
the admissions as captain ~ the
Stork Club rope MANY NJ
his former patrons pass his ap-
proving eye ti1e very same
people responsible for his no
longer being IN the blue chips
II iheN paid him hsff OF
What- tNry oWe him tin bum
checks touches and tabs ne d
have S1E1 600
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
Broadway

THE Big Parade w. L. White,
Il whose latest thriller is
Queens Die Proudly showing
the midtown menageries 10 the
hero of his best.seller, 1t. Col
e Kurtz. The lady in the party
eng the "Marso' in the tome
Mrs. Kurtz 1t. Comdr
Jack Dempsey and Ii. Helen
Jacobs dancing al the Stork -.
Cecil Brown. the war corre-
spondent who reports surren-
dering the S55 p. m. news
spot he inherited from Elmer
Davis e.. Jean Tennyson the
No. on the TT Parade =.
Fanny Ward and Mae Murray
enchanted cat their ageD over
Carl Brisson's cooling in the
Versailles Grantland Rice's
lovely daughter. Florence Dav-
export Rice, whose match books
are initisl'd f. ID. r.
1t Col. Philip CorcoranS cam
paign ribbons-most I've no.
ticed yet Capt. Leland r.
LoVette, press chief OF the navy,
who Will command a ship. His
successor is not yet selected
The George s. kaufman's little
girl, Ann, who weds a soldier
today.
CALLTES in Our Alley Gypsy
- Rose Lee. dining Al a mid.
town place, was approached by
a British officer, who said
Wont you dance with some
Of us? =. Look, mister" said
Gypsy we're supposed to keep
our Allies strong--why should
/ weaken 'em?"
Returned warriors from Sicily
report that "Fascists no longer
refer 10 him as RoSenfeld, but
Roosevelt -. The waRvHrar
FDR will run again because he's
learned how tough II is 70 find
dn dHdl lln'u'.
MEMOS Of = Midnighter. Mrs.
A'A Mike Todd wife OF the
Snowman. is in Mexico Inti-
mates believe they know why
Faye Emerson. me actress,
back in Hwood. Will marry
again. He's a famed hero not
YET unwound Sgt Chet
O'Brien won't 20 abroad with
This IL the Army He VIII
study with officer candidates m
Virginia His BRIDE ieee}y.
Elesnors Hayes, resumes as a
Powers mode today The
hest-seller. Under Cover vas
Spurned by "a publishers hefore
T p Button { clean up WITH a..
Tie goVt bought 5000 copies
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
BY NestbroOk PegIer

been necessary 10 turn over in
CreaSlng numbers ~ our new
freiehters n tho British. Nor
weglans and other maritime na-
tonS which have a surplus n
experienced Seamen.
Therefore. the parade has
been reduced 20 skeleton size al
TINS writing and Joe Curran.
union president who was al
lowe 10 dodge the draft on the
ground that he was indlspenSa-
bic IN MS management of a
Communist party-l.ne union, has
signed on for A vacation 10
cruise 30 Europe
AS TO ,he supply Of man
power for ORR merchant ships
lwhiie Curran has men 20 spare
for paradeS for coerCiNe pgr-
poses Admiral EUry $ Land,
the administrator Of War Ship
plng Administration Recently
wrote that We had already de-
lNcred - 600 tons of our new
shipping 10 Norway and was
planning 70 allot three ships 10
the Dutch
IgTO THE British" 1e wrote,
arrangements have been
made 10 hareboat. for the dura-
ZION or The war only, from * To
20 ships a month for the NEXT
10 months" which would be q
minimum Of 80 and \ maxi
mum of POO ships loaned 70 inc
British because We have an
oversupply of Sidewalk sailors
for flih column political work
but shortage Of >eagolng men.
All such ships are TO remain
American property.
Curran has advanced several
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
Woman Asks Advice
About Diyorclng Husband

War Problem Clinic:
We have been married for
four years, and until recently
my husband has never sup
ported me. l had 70 work and
only a few weeks ago could give
UP my job. He is very jealous,
although he has no cause 10 he
l have never been able 10 have
friends since our marriage.
lie is very unreasonable AT
times, but seems to feel sorry
for his actions later on We
have no children. He is 33 and
was rejected by the army be-
cause Of his eyes and his weight.
! don't know whether TO believe
this. because he is not very
truthful. My life with hIm has
not been happy. had hoped he
would change hut he -AaSA- De
YOU think | should divorce him,
because | am extremely nervous
after these four years.
MRS. I. r.
Dear Mrs. l. r.:
Your husband sounds like an
almost impossible person TO live
with. IL he really a. bad rs YOU
paint him 10 be? You must
have been attracted 10 him four
years ago when you married
him.
The problem YOU bring up Is
40 terribly complex that do
not like 10 suggest anything
upon the basis Of. 80 brief a
statement as your letter. Why
did YOU quit work. Is there
any chance Of your having
child? am not asking these
them Ia me; l am merely men
tioning them as serious con-
Alterations In arriving at any
decision or even any analysis Of
why your husband acts a. he
does. and whether or not you
should divorce him.
One uf the chief questions
any one contemplating divorce
should ask himself or herself il
this: Are the things of which I
complain solely my fault or are
they stimulated In my husband
Cor wife) by things that I do?
DIR. ALFRED McCLJNG LEE.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03

Dear Mrs. {. y. r.;

Dear Mrs. {. y. r.:
As the child's mother, you
are responsible for the spiritual
as well "a the temporal we'll
being Of your son. To delay any
longer In providing the oppor-
tunity Of baptism would do sn
-iuiuSttrr tn tf1p chifd. By VIRTUE
Of his office. the pastor Of the
parish I'm which you now reside
has the right 10 administer the
sacrament of baptism.
As general rule Catholic
priest may not exercise this
right. unless he is morally GER
tain that the candidate for hap
tism will he brought up in the
Catholic faith. However, this
regulation does not seem tn ap-
ply in the case of your child
since YOU intend 10 send him 10
parochial school. Your. duty
To your child requires that you
see the pastor at once and
make arrangements with him
To have the child baptized.
REV. JOSEPH \. FOLEY,
6. j.. student counselor at the
University Of Detroit
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
Sailors Parade
Instead of Sailing

proposals IN recent months.
some or all Of which may have
eluded the American people In
one he demanded that his union.
meaning himself be represented
A. the peace conference IN an
other he wanted the navy gun
crews removed from merchant
ships and The guns and smmu-
n.'lon turned over 20 the mcm-
bers ot hiS party-llne organiza-
tion and finally. when the heat
really began 10 hurt the Com
muulStS. he suggested that
henCef0fth me coast guard be
relieved of Us present power
and duty 10 fry and sentence
mutinouS and insubordluate
merchant sailors for jeopardiz-
nc lives and shipping and that
tins authority he turned rer 70
the union meaning Curran and
his Communist circle
InaSnuch As Currsn once ex-
pe.iod from the union and drove
of the sea a sailor who had
proposed an anti-COUmunlst
resolution and he American
government upheld hum teven
though the man was employed
on 2 government NeSSel. u VIII
no seen that this would permit
PIT rffr77v-TT 5-T 7T7TTs
Communist sentiment and aC-
tillfy In the American merchant
marine.
NHEN I mentioned the heat
w I was referring 10 the fact
that for the duration Of the
war II has been found absolutely
necessary TO remove disciple
nary powers from tho iuriSdlc-
tion OF the department Of corn
merce Under tho department
of commerce. loaded with New
Dealers and pro-CommuniStS. II
was impossible 10 MAINTAIN dis
clplne. because after skipper
had logged and punished a man
for some dirty work the penalty
would be diminished or can
celed on appeal
on the other hand. the COM
rerce department encouraged
The union 10 Gle all kinds Of
false and petty charges against
the masters and the result was
that tho captains lost authority
and the Communists did as they
pleased
frttS beca arre unbesrahlc.
however. and scandal began 10
Get around As young naval men
and soldiers carried on trans
ports saw what was going on,
50 the coast guard was gwen
the ioh OF enforcing tho laws
and discipline
Now Curran wants the gov
erumont 10 relieve the coast
guard and let HIM decide what
misconduct u.s. and administer
the pun4Ahmaa4>y-uNA+el-pNa.f4a-
mean that he could set on tho
beach any sailors who disobeyed
the union m any matter
I VIII keep you advised on
some matters that YOU may
never have heard Of The, Com
munists will sayJof course, that
all this IS a vicious 'Slur on
brave men who have been lost.
But one Of the unions most
sentimental mournerS for these
brave men 'is a former reporter
Who never has gone 70 sea and
recently cot himself another de-
ferment in the draft
Copyright. is4s. ~ Uni,ed Pastures synd
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
NpWs Tough ON OrGcIcs
Boers Mind Reader
Admits He's BoffIed
By ARTHUR "BUGse BaER

They say inconsistency the bugaboo of small minds
and YOU don't need microscope my tanning both
sides OF my epauets.
II | changed my hat as often as ! changed my mind
would dime myself into checkroom bankruptcy.
not my paptating fault It is the blame
OF world events Some wrote frank confession
entitled The Kind of Hairpn Am and received letter
from Valleyo Cal.
WY dear Bugs Have been reading your brilliant mind
for years but today the first time YOU printed my
exact thoughts I switched exactly you did
ID w. McManus.
Gunner, USN, Retired"
admitted that had switched from Petain
to Darian 10 Giraud De Gaule Peyrouton Graud.
The gunner did the thing. he did It mentally
In mind bets all you lose your mind.
did have any favorites in Italian sleightofhand.
knew didn't like Chinstrsp Mussoin but didn't know
anything Baddogso and King Victor Emmanuel has
always been coloress as washwomans thumb
I'll change my every time the picture changes it's
double feature you will find in the aisles Of the
time.
BY
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-03
Mother Wants Child
Baptized as Catholic

War Problem Clinic:
I was brought up IN the
Catholic faiE, although not
married in the church.
I would like very much for
my son TO be brought up as A
Catholic Can ! nave hun hap
tized in the church? ? lie is
nearly seven years old and l
want 70 enter him IN a paro-
chial school.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-07-27
Detroit Mass
Meeting Off

Detroit. July 27-INS-Repre-
sentatives Of nearly a dozen AFL
Union city employee locals today
called off a mass meeting delaying
action on a threatened sympathy
walkout" with 1000 striking DPW
workers who quit five days ago
when refused a wage increase.
~Union officials, however. noting
that individual locals voted TO sup
port the strikers, reiterated their
general strike" threat. which
would psralyze nearly all Of De
troit's operations. II city officials
held their stand 10 recruit scab
labor"
Hiring OF strike-breakers. il per
sisted in said Frank X. Marte'.
Wayne County ALL head, will
prompt sister local unions TO con.
slider strike action
Meanwhile, common council read
led itself for the impending show.
down battle by freezing wages of
all 3.133 per diem employees after an
estimated l.l20 workers went bacH
10 their jobs following expiration Of
Yesterdays return TO work or be
fired deadline.
Council. however, today amended
their blanket dismissal order de-
claring that strikers will be sus-
pended and their cases considered
later on individual merits"
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-07-27
Forms
Super Gestapo

London. July p ms Hitler
has formed a new super gestapo'
apparently because he fears 2 re-
volt against himself and the Nazi
leadership In the German army. an
Istanbul dispatch 10 Reuter- said
today.
Reports reaihing NE Turkish
frontier said that the newly-con-
stituted high police organization
has authority over German army
officers.
Relations between the new ges-
tapo and German army officers
vas reported extremely tense and
many fights we're said TO have &C.
Cured
It is persistently reported that
Foreign Minister Joachim Won
Ribbentrop's son shot and killed
enc Gestapo man for reporting
friend Of his.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-07-27
Ratloning of
Milk Likely

Washington. July p Up
Plans for local rationinE of milk
were being prepared by the or
flee OF Price Administration today
Just In case but the War Food
Administration hoped 10 avoid
such action by other means OF ad.
justing consumption 10 demand
This was learned in the wake
OF an Agricultural Department re
port on the dairy situation which
criticized OPA's price policies on
milk and forecasted reduced pro
durtion and local shortages next
fall
The major reason for the expect
ed drop In production. according
10 the department Bureau Of Ag.
riculural economics. IL constant
instead Of seasonally adjusted price
ceilings which tend 10 stimulate
production during the spring and
summer but retard II in the fall
and early winter" Other factors.
The possible scarcity OF feed
grain: the reduced supply OF high
protein foods per animal unit.
The report did not mention
either the OPA or the WA by
name. but said that unless price
ceilings are increased" It will be
less profitable for farmers 10 pro-
duce milk than either a year ago or
the longtime average.
Both the VIA and the OPA are
trying 10 formulate plans for dis
tribution Of fluid milk supply
which the Bureau Of Agricultural
Economics said probably would be
Al leas',l2 per cent below military
and civilian demands.
WA offic ais believe a freeze
OF the retail deliveries at the lev.
81 Of some recent month might do
it.
The OPA proposal which looks
eventually 10 local milk rationinR
would call first for a reduction in
the manufacture Of dairy products
such as ice cream. cheese. butter
and cream in any area where =
shortage appears likely. The re
duotion could be extended TO
other nearby areas. 81 necessary.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-07-27

Washington, July 27-INS-The
Office OF Price Administrator to-
day announced red ration point
values for August which raise but
ter to 10 points a pound. reduce
cooking fats and oils one point,
and leave meat values generally
unchanged from July levels.
Butter was raised two poinss
per pound, OPA experts said, be
cause demand was exceeding the
allotments made to civilians by
the War Food Administration.
Beef point values were I'M
changed from July. despite a state
ment by the OPA that there would
be 10 per cent more beef available
for civilian consumption during
August. The OPA pointed out
that even with increased available
ity OF beef, demand was still run
ming high, and therefore the pres
ent high ration point prices"
would be continued.
Large quantities or pork ara
products were expected TO de.
cline somewhat in August from
the July highs. but are still more
than ample. and pork products
generally will remain unchanged.
with declines in some OF the less
popular cuts, such as fatback.
jowls, backbones. and plates.
Supplies Better7
Somewhat conflicting with the
OPA. WA spokesman mean
while said the food situation would
be more encouraging next month
with an increase in the meat sup.
ply and a fairly good supply Of
butter.
In making public August point
values for red stamps. the OpA
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-07-27

solini marks the end OF ltalys par
tirips'ion IN the War. but it is df.
feult 10 interpret The fTll signif
irsnce Of the premiers collapse
Immediately Smith said
Even IL Italy should withdraw
from the war entirely within q
week and ! believe you will sec
her fall In week must still
contend with a powerful Germany
Both Smith and Bone pointed
cut that The war on us present
broad scale got under way very
slowly and for q time was ire
quently referred 10 a. a "phoney
war. Finally the fun power Of
AXIS arms vas un'ts shed. culmin-
afinz with the attack on Pearl
HaTbor
We do not know now Whaf
strength Germany has been able
to husband IN recent months. or
whether Hitler is planning some
gigantic new blow Smith de
cared
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-07-27
Back The Attack
Appeal Made by
President

Washington, July 27-INS-Pres-
ident Roosevelt, in a special pro-
clamation. today appealed TO the
American nation TO back the at.
tack" in subscribing s15OOo000,O0O
to the American war effort in the
third war loan drive.
The President set Thursday. Sept.
9. as the date for the new var loan
drive to be launched.
He declared that "in carrying
the war into enemy territory. we
shall need greater amounts Of
money than any nation has ever
asked from its citizens in all his
tory.
"As commander In chief" tho
President said, II hereby invoke
every citizen TO give all possible
aid and support 10 this third war
loan drive, not Only so that our
financial goal may be reached, but
to encourage and inspire those of
our husbands and fathers and sons
who are under fire on a dozen
fronts all over the world.
st is my earnest hope that every
American will realize that in buying
war bonds in this third war loan.
he has an opportunity to express
voluntarily and under the guidance
of his conscience. the extent to
which he will back the attack
The American people supported
we'll the first and second war loan
drives and in fact did even more
than was asked of them. Our need
for money now is greater than ever,
and will continue to grow until the
very day that victory is won; so
we must ask far more sacrifice, far
more cooperation than ever before