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REVIVAL SERVICES
AT stone CHURCH

An aprpeciativc audience again
greeted the Rev. Love B. Harrell
at the First Methodist Church last
evening when the REVEALS; de-
livered a soul-stirring message on
the subject. "The Road to Sodom. :"
As he has in all messages which
he has delivered in the series of
evangelistic services in which he
is now engaged, the speaker
brought home fundamental truths
in such a forceful, dynamic man
ner to impress them indelibly
upon the minds of his listeners.
There will be no service this
evening but Rev. Harrell will &C.
cupy the pulpit at both morning
aid evening services tomorrow.
His subjects for these services will
be found in the regular church
announcements for this church APP
pearing elsewhere in today's issue
of The Citizen.
Rev. Harrell is a practical man
with a practical down to earth
message. Having had wide ex-
perience in the business and pro-
fessional world, he is enable to
deliver messages that reach the
average layman in a real and vital
way.
Services will continue each eve
ming throughout next week and
will come to a close on the eve
ming of Sunday, May 10th.
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CORNISH CHAPEL,
A.M.E. ZION CHURCH
icolored)

E iColored)
Whitehead and Angela SITS.
Rev, w. L. Souder. Pastor
Church School, 1000 a. m, led
by Nelson Thompson, superintend-
ent, and Veni Mae Curry, assist
ant.
Morning worship. II o'clock.
Sermon subject: "The Commits.
sion of Mother.
Evening worship, 800 o'clock.
A special Mothers Day program
viii be presented at this hour.
Weekly Meetings
Monday, 8 D. m, Stewardess
Boards No. l and 2 will meet.
Tuesday. 8 D. m, Prayer and
class meeting.
Wednesday, 8 p. m. Junior Choir
rehearsal.
Friday, $3.50 p. M, Senior Choir
rehearsal.
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TRINITY PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
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tColored
TIT Simonton Street
Sigismund A. Laing, Minister
A. Milton Evans, Clerk of Session
Church School. $3.50 p. m.
Morning worship, II o'clock.
Sermon. subject: Our Debt to
Christian Mothers.
Christian Endeavor meeting,
$50 p. m.
Adults Bible Class, $50 p. m.
Evening worship, 800 o'clock.
A Mothers Day programme will
be rendered before the regulsr
message. General theme: %
Mothers Love-.
Tuesday, $3.50 p. m. Young Peo-
pies meeting and Adults Prayer
Service.
Thursday, $50 p. m, Boy Scouts
meeting.
Thursday, $3.50 p. m, Glee Club
rehearsal.
Friday. $50 p. m, choir re-
hearsal.
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MOTHERS DAY
PROGRAM AT IST
PRESBYTERIAN

There will be special Mothers
Day program at the First Presby-
terian Church Sunday evening at
800 o'clock.
This program consists of Scrip
ture, appropriate readings, hymns
and special numbers rendered by
the choir. oro39 5.a
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FLEMING STREET METHODIST
tuptown) CHURCH
Rev. w b Mnndv. Pasto

Rev. w B. Mundy, Pastor
Church School, GAS a. m. John
Russell, general superintendent.
Morning worship. 1880 o'clock.
Sermon subject: -ssA-Mether' Re
ward" s. gtr,5.ata -
Epworth League, TOO p. m.
Evening worship. 300 o'clock.
Sermon subject: THE Mother
hood of Cod.
We will not hold any prayer
service Wednesday evening in
this church.
The pastor viii preach two
Mothers Day sermons tomorrow.
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ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
ST. MarY's Star of the Sea

Rev. Thomas Anterior, 81.
Rev. Terence King, Sd, and
]. ] Murphy, ST., Assistants
Hours of Services
Sunday Masses, ZOO, $3.50 and
1000 a m. Benediction. s.
Massesson Holy Days, $50 and
800 a. m
Weekday Masses, $50 and 7::30
a. m. First Friday at $50 and
800 a. m. ss,.s...z,...-.,,
Sunday evenings. 7s6 o'clock,
Rosary, Sermon ard Benediction.
Friday evenings, 7:30 o'clock,
Sacred Heart Deyotions.
Confessions Saturday after
moons and evenings, on vigil OF
Holy Days and on Thursday pre-
ceding first Friday, 400 to 500
o'clock, and from 700 to 800
o'clock.
First Sunday of month, Com
munion at the TOO o'clock Mass
for Daughters of st. Ann.
Second Sunday of month, Com
munion at the TOO o'clock Mass
for Parish and High School So
dalities.
Third Sunday of month, Com
munion at the $50 o'clock Mass
for Children of the Parish.
Fourth Sunday of month, Com
munion at the ZOO o'clock Mass
for men OF the Parish. a7ei2
Daughters of st. Ann meet
first Sunday of month. s -
Parish Sodality meets to1tth
"Wednesday of month. . oV'0
Promoters of the Sacred Heart
meets third Sunday of month.
Ushers' Club meets at 7:30 p.
m. on the first Monday of every
month.
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LEY MEMORIAL METHODIST
CHURCH

Cor. Division and Georgia SITS.
Rev. VIM. E. Bryant, Pastor
Church School, Gas a. m. Miss
Miriam Carey, general superin-
tendent.
Morning worship, 1880 o'clock
Young Peoples Department,
ZOO p. m.
Evening worship. 800 o'clocly.
Midweek service. Wednesday.
7:45 p. m.
Choir practice. Wednesday,
BIS p m.
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FIRST METHODIST CHURCH
Told Sfonel
Cor. Eaton and Simonton SITS.
Ra., a q P;xy;oyo paetor

Rev. A. c. Riviere, Pastor
Church School, GAS a. m. Each
department meets in its own as
sembly room. Harold Russell.
superintendent.
Morning and evening sermons
by Rev. Lone B., Harrell, evan
gelist.
Morning worship. 1880 o'clock.
Sermon subject: mot A Hoof
Behind Exodus 1925.
Epworth League. TOO p. m.
Evening worship, 800 o'clock.
Sermon subject: ''The Case of
the People VS., Cod.
Mid-wfek prayer service, We'd
nesday, 300 p. m.
Choir .practice, Friday, 7:45
p. m. Mrs. Joseph Sawyer, ora
ganist; Gerald Saunders, direc-
tor. 81
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EEL SALVADOR"
METHODIST CHURCH
Latin Mission

Grinnell and Virginia Streets
Guillermo Perez, Pastor
Church School, 9:45 a. m. Miss
Martha Robinsona SUPERINTENDENT.
Worship service, 7:30 p. m.
PrayeE segvices.a "Wednesday,
7:303p. nTkdNLI2 Tq1o
oWomen'suSnciety zofiz Christian
Service at Wesley Community
House, first and third Mondays,
ZOO pg IN. g 10y AafsOs
70 Mothers Club. Thursday, 200
p. m. 80
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2 TONS OF STEEL FALL
ON MAN at WORK

JERSEY CITY. N. Y.-While
unloading bundles of steel bars,
the wire holding one of the bum
dies came loose. causing the steel
weighing two tons, to fall on Sam
uel Coddington, 40. He suffered a
possible fracture of the skull and
internal injuries.
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NAVAL CHAPEL SERVICES
Movie Hall, u. >. Naval
Operating Base
Protestant Services
Chaplain Glasgow

Chaplain Glasgow
08l5 = Communion, Chaplains'
] Building, NOB-Chaplain GIas-
gov.
0900-Divine Services, Recraa-
ton Hall, Section Base-Rev,
Mundy.
O930-Divine Service, Mess
Hall, Naval Hospital9ctfap
Glasgow. 're'.'S sfH"oilei
looo-Mens Sunday School.
fchaplains' Building, MOB 1T, L.
u. Conant. ''''''' ''
100O-Children's Sunday School
chaplains' Building, NOB-Char-
lain Glasgow.
1l00-Divine Services-Movie
Hall, Air Station"-Chaplain
Glasgow.
1900-Divine Services, Movie
Hall. NOB-Rev. L. B. Harrel.
CA Navy Bus will leave
Boca Chica Sunday morning at
0930 to bring Protestant men to
services at the Naval Air Sta
ton. The bus will return to
Boca Chica at the completion sof
the Protestant Services.
For SUNDAY school children.
the Naval Air Station bus will
leave the Naval Air Station at
0935, Harris School at 0940 and
Division Street School at 0945.
The. Naval Station bus will leave
Poinciana Place at 0900 on its
first trip. On IS $@Ad trip, a
i1wilE leave Poinciana Place at
0930 and thsn sMaoApthar Homes
fat;d0e4o and Casa Marina at
0950. All children of the Navy,
Marines and Coast Guards are
Invited.
Roman Catholic Services
Chaplain Fallon
Mass:
0730-Mess Hall, Boca Chica-
Chaplain Kosky.
0800-Movie Hall, NOB-Chap-
lain Fallon.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Building,
Receiving Station-Chaplain Fall
Ion.
0915-Movie Hall, Air Station
Chaplain Kosky.
1015-Mess Hall, Naval Hos
pital-Chaplain Fallon.
Confessions:
Friday-19OO- 1000, Chaplains'
Office, Receiving Station-Char-
lain Fallon.
Saturday-1300- 1400, Mess Hall,
Boca Chica-Chaplain Kosby.
1500-1700, Chaplains' Office,
NOB-Chaplain Fallon.
1600-1800, Chaplains' Office.
Air Station-Chaplain Kosky.
1900 1000, Chaplains' Office,
Naval Hospital-Chaplain Fall
Ion.
sursGay-o715-O73o, Mess Hall,
Boca Chica-Chaplain Kosby.
45-0800-Movie Hall, MOB
Chaplain Fallon.
0900-0915 Movie Hall. Air Sta
tion-Chaplain Kosbv.
Jewish Services
Rabbi L. Lehrer
Jewish Services are held every
Friday evening at the Temple
B'Nai Zion. on the corner of ST.
rnonton and Southland streets. ut
1000 by Rabbi Lehrer.
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FIRST ASSEMBLY OF GOD
TABERNACLE

Rev. Quentin Shortes, Pastor
Corner Petronia and Georgia SITS.
Sunday School. 10 a. m.
Worship service, IL a. m.
Evangelistic Service, 7:30 p. m.
Midweek services, Tuesday and
Friday. 7:45 p. m.
All will find a welcome.
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FIRST PENTEcosTAL

(Colored)
Olivia Street, between Thomas
and Whitehead Streets
Rev. ]. 6, Wallace, Pastor
Gussie Wallace, Secretary
Preaching service in morning,
II o'clock.
Evening service, $50 o'clock.
Prayer service, Tuseday night.
All are invited to attend these
services.
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THE CHURCH OF GOD
Over Which A. ]. Tomlinson is
General Overseer

! 1l1S Olivia Street T.
Mary H. Thompson Paftor
Bible, School, 10 a. m, Sunday.
Worship at L, as mfa q9NHIa
Young Peoples meeting at i7 5;gggR;
o. m.
Evening service. 7:30 o'clock.
Prayer meetings, Monday and
Wednesday nights.
Bible Study, Friday night.
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FIRST PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH

White at Washington Street
Rev. M. G. Lyerly, Pastor
Sunday School, 9:45 a. m.
Morning worship. 1880 o'clock.
Sermon subject: "A Christian
Mother"
Evening worship, 800 o'clock.
Special Mothers Day program.
Choir practice, Thursday, 1880
p. m.
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RECEIVES DONATION

Fred ]. Dion, local postmaster
states that he has received from
M. T. Dalton, for the account OF
the Bridge Structural Iron and
Ornamental Local Union No. 272,
the sum of $4,000, which is dona-
ton for the United Service Or
ganization, Key West, Fla, by the
personnel of the Key West local.
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BETHEL A.M.E. CHURCH

(Colored)
Rev. c. j. Prince, DID,, Pastor
Church, Cor. James and
Division Streets
Parsonage, GOT Thomas Street
Morning worship, II o'clock.
ACE. League, 800 p. m.
Evening worship, 800 o'clock.
Friday, 8 p. m. choir rehearsal
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SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
1O17 Fleming Str

1017 Fleming Street
Sabbath School, $50 p. m, Sat
urday. a.
Bible Study, / a. m, Saturday
Prayer Meeting, 8 p. M, We'd
nesday.
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SINGING CONVENTION

The regular monthly meeting
of the Singing Convention will
be held Sunday afternoon at 2:30
at the Church of God on Olivia
street, just to the left off Frances
street.
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BAPTIST HOME MISSION.
BOARD CUBAN MISSION
la22 .Watson Street.

Miss Elizabeth Taylor, Director
Sunday School, 3 p. m.
Kindergarten, Monday and Fri
day, 9 a.. m. to IL m.
Sunbeam Band, Monday, 3:3C
p. m. Children 80.
Girls Auxiliary, Tuesday and
Thursday, $3.50 p. m. Girls Oils
Royal Ambassadors, Wednes-
day and Friday, $3.50 p. m. Boys
9-15.
Prayer meeting, Friday, 8 p. m,
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PRIMITIVE BAPTIST
CHURCH
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tColored)
Thomas. near Olivia Street
Rev. Lemuel ]. Milerson, Pastor
Sister Annie Bennett Mckinney
Secretary and Reporter
Morning service, II o'clock.
Evening service $50 o'clock.
Weekly Services
Tuesday night, $3.50 o'clock,
prayer meeting.
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JEHovAH's WITNESSES

$40 White Street
Watchtower Study, 800 p. m.
Sunday. ~
''The New World" Study, 800
p. m. Wednesday.
Field service, 9 a. M, daily and
Sunday,
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SAINT pAuL.s CHURCH
Duval and Eaton Streets
SUNDAY Services

49y S(A NA@SS
Low Mass with administration
of Holy Communion, 7:30 a. m.
Sung Mass, Holy Communion
Church School. $50 a. m.
Morning Prayer said plain, II
a. m.
Sung Mass with short sermon
Ills a. m.
Evening Prayer, Sermon, Bene-
diction of the Blessed Sacrament,
8 p. m.
Daily Services
Morning Prayer, daily except
Wednesdays, GAS a. m.
Low Mass with administration
Of Holy Communion, Z a. m.
Evening Prayer, daily, $50 p.
m. a.
Wednesdays
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FIRST PENTEcoSTAL
CHURCH

1908 Olivia Street
Miss Flora E. Mitchell. Pastor
and Evangelist
Services
Tuesday and Friday. 8 p. nj.
Sunday, IL a. m. and 8 p. nj.
Sunday School. 1880 p. m.
Everyone welcome.
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SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
CHURCH

(Colored)
1905 Thomas Street
Elder Cox, District Elder 5
Local Elder, r. S. Little
Sabbath School, $50 a. m.
Church service, II a. m.
Young Peoples meeting, 800
D. m.
Evening service, 800 o'clock.
Wednesday, Prayer meeting.
Friday, teachers meeting.
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SAINT PETERS CHURCH

" tColoredl
Center. Between Petronia
and Olivia Streets
Services Throughout Year
Sundays
Sung Mass, Sermon, Commun-
ions, 800 a. m.
Church School follows imme-
diately after the 8 o'clock
service.
Solemn Evensong, Sermon,
Benediction, z p. m.
Week Days
Tuesdays, Low Mass, 7:45 a. m.
Wednesdays, Litany and Ser
mon, 7:30 p. m.
Thursdays, Low Mass, 7::45
a. m.
Fridays, Low Mass. 900 a. m.
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY
327 Elizabeth Street

327 Elizabeth Street
Sunday School, $50 a. m.
Sunday morning service, II
o'clock.
Wednesday evening meeting,
300 o'clock.
Reading Room is open week
days from 400 to 900 p. m. and
ON Sundays1efrom 400 to 700
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-05-08
MIXED BIBLE CLASS

Sam B. Pinder and w. P.
Monticino, Teachers
Meetings every Sunday morn
ing at the Harris School audi
forum, 10 o'clock.
Men and women not connected
with any other Bible Class and
regardless of denominations are
invited to attend.
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NEWMAN METHODIST
CHURCH

Corner Division and Whitehead
Streets
Rev Monroe, Pastor
Church School, GAS a. m.
Morning service, HOO o'clock
Epworth League, 500 p. m.
Evening service, 800 o'clock.
Tuesday night, class meeting,
300 o'clock.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-05-08
ORTHODOX CATHOLIC
CHURCH
(Colored)

Rev. G. E. Finley in Charge
Mass, 10 a. m.
Vespers and Sermon, 8 p. m.
Public invited to attend.
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GOSPEL HALL

720 Southland Street
Morning worship, 10:45 o'clock.
Sunday School, 3:45 p. m.
Gospel meeting, 7:30 p. m.
Bible Study, Wednesday, 800
p. m.
every Thursday evening, 800
o'clock.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-05-08

Cost to feed average family O.
four rose to $50 during March
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CHURCH OF CHRIST
Second Floor of County
Courthouse

Services in Court Room. sec
ond floor of courthouse, $3.50 D. m.
each Lords Day Sunday.
Services conducted each Sun
day afternoon at the hour indi-
Gated as convenience for the
many service men and defense
workers stationed here.
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q . p
Rabbi L. Lehrer
Joe PearIman, President !
ebrew Sunday School II a.
m, and every day in week, ex-
cept Friday, at A p. m.
Regular services every Friday
evening 8 o'clock, and Saturday
morning, 7 o'clock
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UNITY SERVICES

UNITY SERVICES
708 Bakers Lane
(Off Elizabeth, near Seuthard)
Sunday Services
Unity Services, Ills O'Clock.
Class in Lessons In Truth,
3 p. m.
Glass in Lessons In Truth,
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THE CHURCH OF GOD
1106 Olivia Street

1106 Olivia Street
Thos. j. Durrance, Pastor
Sunday School, 1000 a. m.
Morning worship, IL o'clock.
Night Service, 8 o'clock.
Prayer meeting, 8 p, m.
Young Peoples Service,
}. m.
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The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1943-02-25
LITTLE ADOLF HITLER

With an apology TO james Whitcomb Riley
Little Adolf Hters come to Germany to stay
To wash Stuin an Churchill up an keep Uncle Sam away
An wipe poor France right off til mop an devastate an reap
Tn wealth OF conquered countries an earn his bodrdn keep;
An all us Allied nations, while this is ben' done, we jEt
Laugh up our sleeves an plan an has the mostest fun
A istenin' to tn big things at Hitler tells about, for
Uncle Sumll get him, et he don't watch out!
The little rat makes fun o God on never says his prayers.
But when he goes to bed at night, 0wuy upstdrs,
His guards, they hear him holer an his yes men hear him
bowl
Cause when its dark he wonders why he started this at all.
So his stooges soothe his vonity on radio an press;
In japan an Italy on ever where's, l guess,
But they cont keep off the devils on tn evils round about
Cause he knows OIL SomT get him ,ef he don't watch oul
Now Hitler has q little pal. with q silly sort O grin
A little yellow ArYun an Adofs blood n kin;
They We broken every decent law; spread havoc here n there
They've Knocked us and they've shocked us and they said
they didn't core.
Now their fun is almost over ON when they turn TO run on
hide --
It'll be too late to say their prayers or try to turn the tide
Cause they'll be down an Yeln' fore they know whot
they're about
An Uncle Sumu have EN-, even ef they do wotch out!
Contributed
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1943-02-25
STATE INCOME TAX
TO BE HERE

A state income tax auditor
will be in Hardin March 5 anG
to assist with the prepara-
ton of state income tax re-
turns, it was announced this
week.
The number Of state returns
to be filed for 1912 is expect
ed to exceed $4,000, which was
the number filed for last year,
states C.. L. Burns, supervisor
of the Income Tax department.,
State Board of Equalization.
Many of those who have en-
tered the armed forces have not
received sufficient income to re-
quire a return this year. The
increased income from agricul-
ture and defense work will more
than offset this loss, officials
predict.
Over $500 pounds of bank
forms have been distributed by
mail to all taxpayers who filed
returns last year. No changes
have been made in the method
of calculating net income. The
credit for husband and wife o"
head of a family is $4,000. The
credit for a single individual is
$1,000. A credit of $500 may also
be claimed for each dependent
under 10 years of age.
Almost all banks and cow
clerks in the state have been
supplied with forms, or these
may be obtained direct from the
state Board of Equalization.
The deadline for filing returns
without penalty is Apr. IS. Mr.
Burns says that more than
1000 taxpayers pay penalties
each year because they overlook
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MIKE
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MIKE SEE:

M1hE SEA.
In California it's aginst the
law to peel an orange . in a
hotel room.
In Ohio the law seq any man
lynched or hung can collect
$500 damages from the county.
In Helena, our own state, it's
aginst the law to giggle unless
you can control yerSelf.
In Kulpmont, Pa, va amt al
lowed to keep a prisoner in
Jail on Sundays.
In Iaway va CANT keep a
horse in an apartment house,
the law reads that way.
In Clinton, Conneckticut, va
amt allowed to lead a tiger,
chicken or cattle by a chain.
In Duluth, Minnesota, va can't
swim naked in Lake Superior
after 9 o'clock.
In Topeka, Kan. va amt al
lowed to raise more than 5 cats
in l house.
In Michigan the law says that
a Woman'S clothes belongs to her
husband. If she runs away he
can undress her. Gil probably
be in Hardin, Mont, when he
doeS).
In South Carolina it's aginst
the law to 60 to church with
out your guns.
In Virginia, if va miss church
3 times in a row, the law kin
hang va. Accordin' to that I
shouda been hung long ago.
Then in Vermont it's aginst
the law to kiss your own wife
on Sunday =. in public. I be-
lieve in advertiser but I do my
kissin' at home or someplace
near.
These are a bunch of crazy
laws Bert Kronmiller gimme to
read. When va read EN-, don't
tell him because he give EN- to
to read confidenshul like
and I don't want it passed
around too much.
Next week I am putin on a
free lunch at my auckshun sale.
Boy oh boy, hot dogs, donuts,
apples and coffee. Everybody
bring yer own sugar and cups.
I hate to put on this sale by
Henry Schneider tole me he
wanted me to get my stuff often
the place so that he will have
room for his stuff. I was fig
germ on dom by own clerkin'
and auckshuneerin' but they
say if va make too much money
va gotta pay more income tax,
and Slim and Charley both are
up against it for money, so I'm
gonna let my wife have a rest
from clerkin' and I'll take it
easy while Slim sells me out.
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HOGS! HOGS! HOGS!
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CENTRAL LIVESTOCK ASSOCIATION
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the filing of their return and
payment of the tax.
All auditors who assist in
making our returns are author
lied to collect the tax and is
sue receipts for all payments
made in cash. All remittances
should be made payable to the
state treasurer and mailed to
the state Board of Equalization.