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The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-04-20
GRIM BIRTHDAY
FOR MIR. HITLER
War Is Gradually Being
Brought Home to Der
Fuehrer

London, April 20.-(UP) - Adolf
Hitler celebrated his grimmest
birthday today since he came to
power.
At 81. war wasn't what 1t seemed
to him at So.
His Nazi henchmen sounded the
somber notes for the Fuehrer. He
kept quiet, hard at work, Axis
radios said, at his headquarters.
Hitler's real feelings on this birth
day, OF course, were masked by Nazi
propaganda. But the world, torn by
global war he caused, got an idea
from the gloom-filled statements Of
Nad leaders Joseph Goebbels and
Hermann Goering from whom the
occasion drew words resembling the
truth.
Hitler Is Atlas. Goebbels said, with
the world on his shoulders, knowing
days cramped with work, nights
crramped with sorrows" Then, in
his speech broadcast by German ra-
dos. he compared the position now
with q year ago:
1--WE were standing 70 year agol
on the threshold OF unprecedented
developments for Germany. The
winter war was the hardest and
cruelest ever experienced BY man
kind q way out Of trials and
sufferings, or its end, nowhere can
be discerned."
For this birthday for the onetime
Austrian house painter there were
no parades or demonstrations sched-
uled. radio vichy In subjugated
France said.
on April 20. 1912. things were far
different-0 oebbeis spoke truthful
~ when he said that. The Maxi mil
itary position was:
Russia-Leniugrad isolated from
the rest Of Russia; the Rzhev, Vyaz-
ma and Smolensk hedgehogs ana
the Velikie Luki sectors standing
firmly; Kharkov was In German
hands; the siege Of Sevastopol was
In it's final stages: the springboard
for the Caucasus was ready.
Africa-The desert war was ct 3
standstiu with Aa& esganee iinHs
only 20 10 50 miles from Egypt's
frontier.
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-04-20
By PHIL AULT
United Press Stan Correspondent

United Press Stan Correspondent
Allied Headquarters, North Africa
April 20.-(UP)-A special convoy
carrying only equipment for French
forces in North Africa arrived safe
ly, it was announced today, and
Americas vast program to provide
everything from tanks to knapsacks
for the French is getting into full
swing.
Some French troops already
marching into battle wear American
uniforms and use American tools OF
war and the effect OF the re-equip-
ment program was demonstrated by
today's communique reporting thai
the French had easily repulsed q
German attack In the Bou ArasiS
sector.
Materials arriving from the United
States are being assembled at the
rate Of hundreds of units day. The
new equipment. identical to that is
sued to American troops, includes
Sherman tanks, light Ms tanks. ar
tillery. tank destroyers and vehicles
OF all sizes from jeeps TO cargo car
riers and field kitchens. Each cratG
Of supplies received is marked Will
the French tri-color.
The plan TO equip several French
divisions as soon as possible Is par
Of the big scale program OF assist
ance which President Roosevelt
promised Giraud at the Casablancl
conference and now is being con
verted into a reality.
Inspired anew by he American
equipment which replaced sucl
items as i9th century rifles. tn
French Colonial army-Frenchmeu
Foreign Legionnaires. Senegalese
Moroccan Ooumier AraEns and 1erb
ers-Eiow are taking about tn
French ExpeditionaFy Force tina
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-04-20
NAZI RADIOS SILENT

London, April 20. - (uP) = Nad
radio stations scattered through
Germany and occupied territory
went of the air today, Adolf Hit
ler's 54th birthday anniversary, q
possible indication that the Allied
cir forces were not allowing the oc-
casion 10 pass unnoticed. Interrupt
lions OF continental broadcasts often
have proved the first signs Of Allied
air attacks.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-04-20
70 German Air Transports
Destroyed in z Days
OF Fighting
DWINDLNG SUPPLIES
WORRY GEN. Won ARNTM
Birthday Presents In Form
of Bombs Presented
to Hitler
BY United Press

Gripping Axis air losses III
the Mediterranean war ares
were reported today to have
caused the Nazi command In
Tunisia to inform Berlin that
without substantial aerial
reinforcements it could not
guarantee protracted resist
ance in the African bridge
head. Allied headquarters
reported the destruction Of
more Axis planes, IL OF thena
big Junkers transports, increasing
Axis losses to l42 planes In the last
three days and 63l since the battle
Of Mareth Line.
Seventy Of the German transports
had been destroyed over the Sicilian
narrows In two days. At least part
were believed loaded with troops.
possibly accounting for 500 to l,o00s
key Axis personnel being evacuated
from Tunisia.
More Planes Asked
Col. Gen. Jurgen Won Arnim was
reported from Madrid to have ap-
plwanes, at the same time COM
pealed urgently Tor more 9lghtez
planning to Berlin Of dwindling SUPP
plies, and warning that the situa-
ton threatened continued resist
ance In Tlnisia.
Flying Fortresses leading the at
tack on Axis bases and colnmunis
cations concentrated on the Tunia
area yesterday, dropping bombs y
the dock area, while medium and
light bombers battered an air field
north Of Tunis and fighter-bomberA
blasted at o tank concentration.
Except for patrol activity around
the Tunisian battle line, the only
land activity reported was the re.
pulse Of a German attack against
French positions about 30 miles
southwest Of Tunis.
Continued on Page .
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-04-20
Hundreds of Units Being
Assembled Each Day; Big
Scale Assistance

EDITORS NOTE: The story
behind recent front line dispatch
es reporting steady gains by the
French forces fighting in Tunisia
with new equipment provided by
the United States Is told In the
following dispatch by United
Press correspondent who has just
returned from the front to Allied
headquarters in North Africa.)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-04-20

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Evening star., 1943-04-07

at the Paris Island IS. c. marine
base, as a coming welterweight
champion. Report from st. Louis
is that ex-Cardinal Terry Moore
is due to be elevated to a lieuten-
acy when be gets back from
Panama. 1t. Joel Hunt, former
Georgia and wyoming grid coach
and Cardinal farm hand, has
been transferred from Gowan
Field, Idaho, to the Topeka
(Kans) Army air ba-e, where
big baseball program is planned.
Although the Fort Sill (Okla.)
artillerymen cleaned up in the
State amateur boxing tourna-
rlcnt, which vas he'd right on
the post. the four night tourney
drew only 1000 spectators night
at so cents a head. 1t. Larry
Lougee, former Dartmouth ath-
lete now a ski trooper at Camp
Hale, Colo, reports that If they're
still up there after the snow
leaves lot Of the boys are PLAN
.ning to pan for gold. The noun
tAins thereabout are pock.
marked With old digginss.
Evening star., 1943-04-07
Junior Golden Gloves Rinq
Finals Offer Is Bouts

District junior Golden Gloves
boxing championships will be de-
cided Friday night in 16 final bouts
in the tournament at Central
Branch Boys Club.
Seven matches are in the open
class. Swinging begins at 7:3O
o'clock. The finalists:
Novice Division.
60-pound class-Eddie Kidwell Met
Pol: B c: No, ~ VS.. Pat Kelliher George
65-pound claSs-sTony Magnetic P, B.
70-pound class-Milton McNey eastern
ranch Branch} VS.. Dale Larson (Georgetown
sO.pound elass.,,Teddy Moreal eastern
Rrsncn ys Ray eissssa, McTsan MsTric
No, I'D VS.. Charles Hillman (P. B. C. No.
graneh} vs.. Charles Holt Ae laeorsetoWn noVa,
1O0:pound class-Eccles Nesri George
Town Branch) VS.. Joe Franklin Up. B. c.
r,,k1 tk1opoqnd " pnd.,d s3aEsJsck Frazier tMer
c. No. III VS.. Don Morsal eastern Br.)
Open Division.
55,pound ciass-1ohn Richardson lMer-
s5;pound ciass-Pat Murphy tAlexan-
dria B. c. VS.. Fred Richardson (Merrick)
.0Ipound class.Billy Draper tAlexan-
s5-pound ciass-Biliy Nichols 9Georse.
town Branch) VS.. Max Pheasant Eastern
9o-pound class-Arthur Rodin George
town Branch) VS.. Billy Rorer alexandria
B. CO..
95-pound class-Elisio Vito (Merrick)
VS.. Joe Guglielonini tMerrickl
105-pound class-Blackie Selwyn tCen-
trail Branch0 VS.. Jim Binns (Georgetown
Evening star., 1943-04-07
1roveI Troubles Delay Turf Aces Trips North
Hogan Aoronve Running Shpyord Nine May

1nterscholastic Athletic Confer
ence for a list of high school
coaches they could contact for
names of boys eligible for a sum-
mer training camp. The confer
ence turned down the request.
Arturo Godoy is all set to come
to the United States after he
fights Fernando Menichelli in
Santiago. Chile, April "a. That
Louisville company that makes
the bats for big league base5allers
is turning out a side line of po-
licemen's billies. Maybe the jumps
could use few. Young T. Str:b-
ling. son of the former boxer, is a
promising sprinter at a Macon
(Ga) high school. Frenchy Bor-
dagaray, who once vowed the
Dodgers with his whiskers, will be
cne of the Battling Beavers" who
play against them buns in
movie that's being shot at Ebbets
Field.
Service Dept.-Tommy Lough-
ran is touting Phil de Angels,
one Of the physical instructors
Evening star., 1943-04-07
vet Fuller surveys King Field
And Sees Gold in Comeback
Lightweight, Now Defense Worker, on Shelf
Five Years, Ayers He Still Can Box, Slug

Sammy's Sunday punch is ter
rife right to the jaw as he slugs,
toe to toe He gave it to Billy
Speary of Nanticoke, Pa, the for
mer national amateur titlist. twice
to gain a 92-second knockout here
last Friday night.
Money His Main Object.
Titles, especially these days, mean
nothing to Fuller. Since he is mar
ried and the father of several, he is
much more interested in purses.
Sammy always has claimed he was
outsmarted for the lightweight title
10 years ago, when he was striving
for such fame.
He gave Tony Conzoneri, the then
champion, terrific lacing in non
title bout and, very soon after, he
was even more emphatic against
England's Jackie Kid Berg. Those
two wins, all the experts of those
days agreed. made Fuller the logical
contender. But, as Sammy recalls
with much disgust, when Canzoneri
finally got around to defending his
title, he lost it to Barney Ross in
Chicago in 1888.
Evening star., 1943-04-07
Record LIST IS Named
For Oaks al PimIico
Askmenow Tops Among 4(
Entered in May 5 Race
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
BALTIMORE, April 7.-Forty
3-year-old fllies were named by
the Maryland Jockey Club today as
eligible for the Goth running of the
10000 added Pimlico Oaks on
May S.
Pimlico officials said the list was
the largest in the history of the
race, which is contested at LILLE
miles under equal weights of 121
pounds.
The eligible list is headed by Hal
Price Headley's Askmenow, winner
of $39,510 last season Askmenow
ran her best race in the Belmont
Futurity, in which she finished Sec
ond behind Occupation and ahead
of Count Fleet. Falaise Stable S
Good Morning and King Ranch.
Too Timely also are eligible.
Other eligibles include Anthony
Pelleteri's La Reign, Wheatley
Stables Navigating, George D.
Widener's Stefanita and Joseph E
Wideners Fair Weather.
A likely sentimental choice OF the
Pimlico crowd is w. L. Brann's
Maryland-bred Challedonna, a full
sister of Challedon.
Evening star., 1943-04-07
Spears Hoping
For Army Aid
On Griidiron
Most Maryland Players
Of AZ Lost, Terropin
Situation in Fog
BY JOHN F. CHANDLER,
Associated Press Sports Writer.

COLLEGE PARK, Md, April T.
The college pigskin picture this
year, says Clarence w (Doc) Spears,
will resemble professional wres-
tling match-you won't know what
to expect until the boys go into
their act.
To emphasize the point, the ro-
| tund doctor, who came to the Uni
versity of Maryland the other day
to look over his new coaching set
up, attended a dinner to greet a
husky grid gang that prominently
will be absent when fall football
practice starts.
In other words. Spears practically
presided over farewell affair for
the remnants of the Maryland squad
that won seven and lost but two
games last year for Clark Shaugh-
messy. who has taken his T-forma-
ton to the University of Pittsburgh.
Loses Nearly All of 1912 Players.
When the pigskins start sailing
through the ozone next fall, vir-
tually every member of Marylands
squad is expected to be in the
armed services.
That leaves Maryland these al
ternatives.
Wait until the frosh come fresh
from high school.
Try to tie up your school with
any Army training program and
hope the brass hats will be as lib
eral as the Navy in it's sports policy.
Or toss football and other inter-
collegiate sports OUT for the dura-
ton.
Maryland is banking on its new
Army program, that will see many
officer candidates on hand by foot
ball time, plus incoming freshmen
who'll have to grow big, fast and
smart between now and their 18th
birthday anniversaries.
Hopes for Army Help.
Spears hopes there will be grid
windfall in the Army training pro-
gram but says the situation has yet
to be clarified.
Schools like Notre Dame, Colum-
bia, Yale, Dartmouth and others
having naval training units will be
all set, for the Navy Department is
sold on competitive contact sports
to get the men in the best physical
condition." Spears declared
DR.. H. c. (Curley) Byrd, Mary
land president and former coach,
said he didn't believe the Army
could lay down a rigid ruling pro-
hibiting trainees from active compe-
tition.
GAS long as West Point and An
napolis continue major football pro-
grams" Byrd said, II don't believe
it would be likely that Washington
would maintain discriminating at
titude."
Evening star., 1943-04-07
League to.Draw
New Card for
Nine Teams
Aid for Other Clubs
Seen in Freeing Of
Cleveland Players
BY DAVE HOFF,
Associated Press Sports Writer,

CHICAGO, April THE National
Football Leagues 1943 schedule, due
for consideration by owners and
coaches today or tomorrow, has
been thrown into the wastebasket by
Cleveland's withdrawal for the du-
ration" but the magnates nonethe-
less were pleased that only one team
dropped out when the opportunity
was offered.
The Rams decision, said their
coach, Charles (ChilD Walsh, was
motivated 100 per cent" by the fact
their co-owners, Maj. Fred Levy
and 1t. Dan Reeves, are in the
service and unable to watch their
interests as closely as they deemed
necessary.
Knew Of Rams Intentions,
Walsh, who was named less than
month ago to succeed Earl Dutch)
Clark as coach Of the Cleveland
club, said the intentions of the
Rams owners were known to him
at the time he signed the contract,
and he added he had no coaching
plans.
Once rejected for a Navy COM
mission, the former Notre Dame
player is undergoing treatments for
an old spinal vertabrae injury and
intimated he would try again to
get into the service.
The Rams are out on a year-to-
year basis, but after tomorroW's
draft of last years college seniors
may not participate in the annual
drawing of new talent until rein
stated.
Their % remaining players, plus
reserve list possibly numbering As
men who are owned by the club but
not under contract, and the COL
leglans they draft tomorrow, will
become property of the league until
the Rams re-enter. This may ease
the circuits manpoWer shortage
slightly.
The pool of Cleveland players will
be distributed on a lottery basis
among the nine surviving teams.
How many men actually will be
available for service is not known.
brings sigh OF Relief.
When the magnates called for
withdrawal petitions at yesterdays
opening session, Cleveland was the
only one to step forward. The other
owners and Commissioner Elmer
Layden sighed in relief, for there had
been a possibility the 10-club loop
might dwindle to six or seven teams.
This way, the only chaos created is
in drawing a new schedule, Job
that may take several weeks.
The college player draft, regarded
Tor the most part as a mere formal
ity will be held tomorrow morning.
The Rules Committee, which met
for the first time last night and will
convene again today, is concerned
mainly about allowing unlimited sub
stitutions. However, the entire con-
vention will ponder reduced player
limit and will try to figure out what
college players are eligible for the
league player draft.
Skins Plan Coast Trip.
All the pro coaches announced ex-
pectations of training near their
home bases with the exception of
the Washington Redskins, who hope
to 60 to their regular training
ground at San Diego, Calf, in Au-
gust.
Prexy George P. Marshall said the
Redskins were planning a charity
game at San Diego as an entertain
ment feature for sailors and marines
based there.
Evening star., 1943-04-07
Mahnken Of Hoyas
On AN-America Quint
Center Named as Guard
By Helms Foundation
Special Dispatch to The Star

LOS ANGELES, Calf, April T.
John Mahnken, freshman basket ball
player at Georgetown University, is
a guard on the All-America team,
announced today by the Helms
Athletic Foundation. The 6-foot
8-inch Mahnken's regular position
at Georgetown is center, but he is
given one of the guard posts to make
way for Gerald Tucker of Oklahoma
and Bill Tom Gloss of Rice, named
All-America conters.
Others on the first squad of 10
are Robert Gale Bishop, Washington
State; Ken Sailors. Wyoming:
George Senesky, St. Joseph's, and
Andy Phillips, Illinois, forwards. and
Raymond Evans. Kansas; William
Morris, Washington, and Robert
Rensberger, Notre Dame, guards.
The award for outstanding player
of the year goes to Senesky, who
totaled SIS points in % games this
season. The Wyoming team, which
won the NCAA championship by
defeating Georgetown in the final
and then topped St. Johns, winner
of the national invitation tour
nament. was ranked as the countrys
best collegiate uuint,
Evening star., 1943-04-07
BY the Associated Press.

HERSHEY, Pa, April This
probably sounds like guy cheering
the arrival of his mother -in-law, but
Stanley R. Harris is getting "a ter
rife kick" out of managing the Phil
lies.
1t could be that Bucky's thrill
comes from the knowledge that he
definitely has escaped from Bobo
NeWsom, because at his request, Bill
Cox, the Phils' new owner, turned
thumbs down when Branch Hickey
wanted to trade him the big wind
from Hartsville, S. C. Bucky admits
that when Bobo could pitch, there
was at least reason to put up with
him. "but now that he can't pitch
much any more, we'll"
Or it could be that the bang Bucky
gets comes from getting away from
the Washington Senators, which
hardly could be called a managers
Garden of Eden, with or without ap-
pie trees. Yet. jumping from the
Mats to the Phillies would appear to
be something like making a choice
between wearing tight shoes or just
having your toes pinched with a
pair of pliers. SO
New Faces Inspire Him.
Don't kid yourself" Bucky replies
to this. Nothing much has changed
down at Washington this spring.
It's still the same old thing-which
is no situation to start waving the
flags about.
That's the reason I'm getting
such a bang out of this new job here.
This is strictly new faces show. 1
have chance to build a ball club
from the ground up under Mr. Cox,
who is a hustling young executive
I'm having pretty much my way in
how to put the team together and
in tabbing players Id like to have in
trade
Evening star., 1943-04-07
Eighteen From w. and M,
Take Navy VI Course

BY the Associated Press.
WILLIAMSBURG, Va, April T.
Eighteen athletes of the College of
William and Mary have reported to
Columbia University in New York
City and for the next three months
will be students in the VT Naval
Reserve unit training program.
Among them were Harvey john
son, Johnny Korczowski and Al
Vandeweghe, all members of the
Southern Conference champion foot
ball team of the 1912 campaign.
Also in the group is Jimmy
Howard. who starred for the Tribe
several years ago. Howard declined
offers last autumn from the Wash
ington Redskins and the Philadel-
phia Eagles.
Evening star., 1943-04-07
Bucky Likes Phil Set-Up So Well
He Wants to Own Club Stock
Appears Happy to Be Away From Griffmen;
Turns Thumbs Down on Bobo Newsom

"Of course, we still need a lot more
than we have, but no one can say
the Phils aren't improved. We're
rid of some players who couldn't
help us, and we've added some who
are going to do us lot of good. And
we have several promising young
sters, particularly those young pitch
ers, AL Gerheauser and Jack Kraus,
the southpaws, and Charley Fuchs,
the right-hander from Detroit"
Bucky won't make any predictions,
but at least he has a collection Of
ball players with more git-up-and-
go than the Phils have shown in a
long piece. That, alone, ought to
boost them a little over their A.
games-won record of last year.
Would Like Some Phil Stock.
Bucky realizes he still needs a
whole lot of more than just a smile
and best wishes to bake his cake
That's why the wires into this town
built on chocolate bars have been
buzzing with trade talk ever since
the Phils opened camp.
"We have something on the fire
right now," Bucky admits. you can
see we need another infielder in a
hurry. We have only four in camp
Babe Dahlgren on first, Danny
Murtaugh on second, Carton Del
Savio (on waivers from CincinnatD
at short and Merrill May on third.
And we probably will need some
more pitchers than the nine we have
here now"
AS he talks, you don't need a
crystal ball to get the idea that
Bucky's as keen about this new
set-up as kid fresh up from the
bushes pitching a no-hitter. Why,
he says he'd even like to buy some
stock in the Phils' new set-up-
"only that would take some dough-
and YOU know me-"