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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

her own secret though she blabs
all others"
Said Gilbert White:
a man who has no secrets
from his wife either has no
secrets or no wife"
La Fontaine. an outstanding
expert on the nature of women,
stated:
Nothing is so oppressive as a
secret: Women find IL difficult
to keep one long"
nR, GALLUP interviewed
~ large number of people as TO
their opinion Of Clare Boothe
Luce, and so per cent of those
interviewed said they never
heard Of the lady Next 10 Flea
nor Roosevelt what American
woman would you say was
known 10 the most people, stage,
screen and radio stars excepted?
In Italy the Nazi Gestapo ar
rested restaurant owner who
had been serving rat meat under
another name to German Off
GERS. The Nazi officers had been
eating the rat meat for six
months.
My first regular pay check was
$3.50 month. l was IA at the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
Elder Statesman Speaks
Americas PoIyonnos
Need Some Realism
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

We have colonies and unsuitable sirpane carriers
otherwise known islands.
1t just occurred 10 me that outsmared by Ger
many the Versailles conference. That's when Germany
coded all those Pacific bases to Japan knowing going
to tie up with the japanese 20 later Brother that's
slicker than silk
We let them get away with that because didn't look
any farther ahead than fish in a barrel.
Right today there is island off coast called Mar.
Unique that is dangerous switchman with st. Vtus
dance.
Folks, we've been hemming and having down there with
the Vchy French. There's aplane down there
that could launch lot of bomber against factories
I'm just stating this fact to show worrying about
the world of 1860 when don't know what's
1943
Let's stop worrying the one thing at
time like the Mahatmas laundry
The first thing do is grab every island in the
Atlantic truer thing my life than the line
in 1887
You don't your home If another guy the door
steps"
could have kept repeating that like the younger Cato
putting the hampers Carthage But Poyannas
busy dreaming UP beautiful world for 1860 they
n elephant for his
copusht, 1873 kns Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

DELFAST-This Is the story
ID of a man who. after 50 years
of clean, honest living, has
turned smuggler The mans
name is Henry McLemorc.
He QUIT the straight and mar
row path, Of which he was so
fond, on a trip 10 Dublin, 10
oblige his friends and he didn't
know he had so many until he
announced he was gong into the
neutral Free State where stores
are still stocked as they were IN
London and New York before
the war
He attempted 10 bring out a
warehouse full Of SSorto d
goods Every one gave him a
list Of things he or she needed
Here ~ 4 partial list of what ne
bought and tried 10 get out OF
Southern Ireland into Northern
Ireland
SIX dozen eggs five pounds OF
butter; everything made by
Elizabeth Arden and Helena
RublnStein. including night
cream, day cream. eye cream.
nov cream. ear cream, wrist
am. hand lotion. face lotion,
@stick. rouge and powder;
three hams 10 yards Of Donegal
tweed; silk stockings, four
dozen oranges; six quarts OF
Crear, and a setting hen.
ALL OF his friends In Belfast
"A and London assured him he
wouldn't have any trouble get
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

What though NJ my heart he has
tilted,
What though I hare met loith
a JaW
Better be courted and Tilted
Than never coartcd AZ all.
Wood and tilted aud all.
Still / Wil dance at the ball
With a light heart and heel,
With proper young men and
tall.
Campbell.
YOUNG WOMEN OF Scotland
i sing songs such as the fore
going instead Of tore h songs.
They have the right idea.
A blessed event OF a woman
who weighed 745 pounds, her
husband 304 pounds and the
new baby 9 pounds 2 ounces.
That is what DR.. Effie Lobdell
of Chicago recalls.
DR.. Lobdell also remembers Of
ficiating at blessed event OF a
60-year-old woman. 1t was this
woman's Both child!
JAMES MELTON. Well known
ID finish on high" singer. His
hobby of collecting old automo-
biles came in handy. Now he has
an electric car and Stanley
Steamer and no worry about
gasoline.
Edgar Bergen has Stanley
Steamer. too. He drives il around
Hollywood. Charlie Mccarthy
sits on the front seat, and when
ever somebody Bergen knows is
sighted Charlie screams an in
suit at him.
Alonzo Stage. At age of so
Alonzo is getting ready for an
other football season. On one of
my birthdays my mother gave
me copy of Mr.. Stages auto
biography. She said
ut may serve AZ an inspira-
ton TO YOU" II did.
A SOLDIER should not discuss
"A military secrets with his
wife
Thou wilt not utter what
thou dost not know. And so far
will I trust thee, gentle Kate"
said Shakespeare.
Claimed La Bruyere:
"A man can keep another per-
sons secret better than his own:
a woman, on the contrary, keeps
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
Don't Tell Wife
Military Secrets

time and worked for the Penn
Sylvania railroad.
Am asked 20 state the religion
of Mayor La Guardla. lie is an
EplScopalian.
An informed by letters from
~ our fighting men that the
'bellyaching," "beefing" and
"squawking" about food. gaso-
line rationing in letters from
home is giving them a pain in
the neck. II you must squawk.
keep il out of your letters 10 the
lads who are doing our fighting.
My Four Years in Germany"
a film based on Ambassador
James Gerard's account of his
experiences in Berlin. was a
great success in the World War
l years. Somebody should make
a film entitled My 10 Years in
Japan" based on Ambassador
Crews experiences in Toxic.
As FAR as i know. June
~ PreiSser is the first film
actress to enlist in the WAVES.
June, a cute little trick type, il
a New Orleans girl Let's give
her six rousing cheers.
Note Richard Harding Davis
referred 10 as "the greatest war
correspondent Of all time Mr..
Davis might be claSSed the
greatest writer of all war cor
respondents. but he was far
from being the greatest war re-
porter. AS for war reporting in
general. il has never been better
than right now.
UuOoRAY for me" cried my
IL girl friend. returning from
a marketing trip pale and ex-
hausted but triumphant. IL got
four pork chops and a pound OF
bronco beef for Timmy!"
Bronco beef is the fancy
name for horse meat in our
neighborhood, and Jimmy is our
pups name)
/ yelled ''Hooray!' and started
singing Hail! The Conquering
Heroine Comes" because ru-
NOR had been spreading like
wildfre through our house ear
lier in the day that because OF
the acute meat shortage situa-
ton we were to have asparagus
on toast for dinner.
Distributed by international News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
BY Damon RunyOn

legal action deprived his oper-
atives of anticipated witness
fees and that he had made a
personal investigation of several
of the more spectacular cases
only 10 learn that the husbands
in these cases merely wanted the
evidence TO confirm their sus-
picions and that, having il. they
were deriving great pleasure in
fireside conferences with their
wives, hearing the ladies tell
fairy tales about where they
were and what they were doing
at those times when the de-
tective testimony related en-
tirely different tales.
The Sherlock Holmes fellow
said that although this situation
might strike some persons as
somewhat unconventional. he
was of the opinion that it
tended to promote an atmosphere
of cheerfulneSs and congeniality
in the home.
He said many breads Il quote
him. who cheat do not have
brains enough to come in with
plausible and entertaining fabri-
cations, but merely lie in dull
and stupid manner which quickly
bores the husbands and probably
accounts for the increase in
divorces.
LIE TOLD me very sad
IL yarn about one of his clients.
which l think ny readers ought
10 hear.
The clients name is Joe. He
has a wonderful sense of humor
and for years delighted in listen
ing to his beautiful wife, Mehita-
bel. tell him fibs about spending
the night with her schooldays
chum, Hannah, though even as
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
The OnIooker
by Henry McLemOre

ting past the Free State GUS
toms officers.
"Just tell them YOU are an
American" they said, land
everything will he swell, They'll
treat YOU like long lost
brother
That Is the worst piece Of adj
vice ever given 10 any one. II
would have been much better
if they had. told McLemore 10
tell the customs men he was a
distinguished lopcr and had been
10 Dublin for his health.
Once he told them he was an
American. they did everything
but knock him over the head
with sh1liatah. hiCLcmore-f
know him we'll and ne told me
Of his trip said that while tho
Free Skaters do not come right
out and say they don't like
Americans. they show II by
bouncing them around as If they
were rubber balls, generally CIV
ING them the old one-two punch.
DUT 10 get on with the story
ID OF this great Smuggler, Nc
Lemore boarded a train AZ ? IN
the afternoon. II didn't leave
until 4 but Irish trains arc so
constructed that 10 be sure OF
getting seat a man must be
al least two hours ahead OF
tune
Even then a first class ticket
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
Wife's Cheating
Splendid Fun

she presented her narrative, Joe
would have the report of the
operative in his hip pocket stat.
ing that on the night in ques.
tion Mehitabel was mostly in q
jernt in SIND street with q
handsome band leader.
Well, after hearing her tale,
Joe. according to my Hawkshaw
visitor, would repair to a room
he had sound-proofed as laugh
ing room and would sit there
and laugh and laugh about Me-
hitabel. He had a lot of fun.
DUT one night when he was in
ID there laughing with unusual
heartiness about Mehitabers
statement that she was right
there at home in bed all the
time he was trying TO call her
from Sheboygan and that there
must be something wrong with
the telephone. although the de-
tective report disclosed her do
ing hot rhumba practically all
night with a handsome actor in
an uptown deadfall, he got a
cramp.
That is. Joe got the cramp.
1t was like a charley horse in
the muscles of his right side. 1t
came from laughing.
1t was so painful that Joe fell
on the floor and cried for help.
His wife rushed in, got the
impression he was dying and in
agony of contrition knelt beside
him and sobbed out a full con-
fession of her cheating. so there
after there was no point 10 her
lying any more and it took all
the Joy out Of Joe's life.
copyright. lsss. by King gestures
Distributed by International News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
. Ill Everybody
DSCCC1 I lCOlCn Gets Sleep
BY Dr. Logan CIendening

intense that he implored the au-
thorities TO grant him the
blessed opportunity of being
strangled, guillotined, burned to
death, drowned, garotted, shot,
quartered, blown up with gun
powder, or put TO death In any
conceivable way their humanity
or ferocity could invent.
This will give n slight idea
of the horrors of death from
want Of sleep"
NOT much has been discovered
~ about either sleep or wake
fulneSs or their treatment since
this little book was publisr
Theories as TO the c.
of sleep can be divided
tempts 10 explain it Il
accumulation in the b.
poisons from muscular action
and the activity of the day. "a
nerve tire, or pushing good
horse, If not too far. 10 its limit,
81 changes in the caliber of the
blood vessels inside the skull.
None Of these is satisfactory.
The fact that il comes on at
night when the world is dark,
when there is nothing for you TO
do that is profitable except to
become semi-conscious. indicates
that II is one Of the most funda-
mental and cyclic rhythms Of the
body.
All animals and probably all
plants sleep. 1t just has 10 be
done; that is my explanation.
The soldiers at Dunkirk slept
while marching in their retreat.
dead asleep ON their feet while
moving.
As 10 the treatment of in
somnia, the worst thing any one
can do is 10 start the regular
and habitual use of sedative
drugs.
You may be sure that any
night, if you will lie down and
shut your eyes and compose
yourself, in the course OF time
enough sleep will come 10 you
10 refresh you. Every one gets
all the sleep he deserves.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
J. p. K.-What is silicosis?
Does it affect the heart in any
way?
Answer: Sihcosis is the depos-
ting of particles of dust of
granite or silicon in the lungs.
II results in an impeachment 10
the circulation through the
lungs and thus may affect the
heart.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

THE Intelligentsia Fred Allen
Il has decided not 10 do
column. But he is quitting radio
in June Lucius Beebe admits
wning in Chicago about get
e a priority on a west-bound
Train "as a lathe worker" but
points out that you need no pri-
ority for train-rlding. Eaves-
choppers took il TO heart, and
so Beebe has the final litter =.
Ben Hecht is making the slick
magS again with his first rate
stories John Briggs, the N.
Y. Post music man, has quit 10
join Owl and hopes to be in
Africa shortly >. Henry Majors
contribution 10 the current news
reel at the Paramount Theater
and i'm movie places everywhere
in the land are excellent addi-
tons 10 the psychological war
fare Mencken told Jim Tully
that his newest book. "A Dozen
and One" contains some of his
best and worst writing His
essay on Chaplin is an eyebrow
litter fully tells intimates
that he did not mention what a
CHASTITY snob Beethoven was" E.
Vincent Sheean's Between the
Thunder and the Sun spotlights
the whole inside story on how
Hitler worked on mistresses of
French leaders 10 weak ken
France.
THE first nights: Three came
Il in. which is A gold rush at
this time Of season. The first,
The Family" was found as dull
as most relatives, and was sent
s-packing last night. A tale OF
White Russians in China, better
told in a prize novel. il struck
The Suns Ward Morehouse as
uneven and curiously jumbled."
The players were liked
"Oklahoma, which is Green
Grow the Lilacs" with r. Rod
gers music, won itself a Broad
way home The Times boy left
the thcater cooling, It's wonder
tul.H Meaning eXerYthlng=songs,
Ccing, comedy and such play
as Alfred Drake, Joan Rob-
erts. Betty Garde and more
"Ziegfeld Follies." headed by
Milton Berle. Ilona Massey and
Sue Ryan, arrived Thursday and
gave the weeks good a 2-to-1
score against the bad. The Win
ter Garden tenant has songs by
Henderson and Yellen and car
RES on Ziggy's clarifying of the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

Have always been inclined
Il to believe that people who
complain of insomnia have not
checked up on themselves very
well. They sleep more than they
think they do,
The ones who say i have not
slept a wink for months are
simply stating something that
is not within the bounds of pos
sibility.
The necessity for sleep is so
fundamental for human beings
that no one can possibly 90 long
without II. / have recently added
10 my library a little book pub
liShed in 1866, written by DR..
William A. Hammond, a distin-
guished neurologlSt Of a former
generation.
1t is called "On Wakefulness,"
and he tells the following story
which is apropos of these re-
marks:
s. 4 CHINESE merchant had
IA been convicted OF murder
ing his wife, and was sentenced
to die by being deprived of
sleep. This painful mode OF
death was carried into effect
under the following circum-
stances:
THE condemned was placed
in prison under the care of three
of the police guard, who relieved
each other every alternate hour,
and who prevented the prisoner
falling asleep night or day.
"He thus lived l9 days with
out enjoying any sleep.
AT the commencement of the
eighth day his sufIerings were so
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07
The Brighter Side

THE operator of a private de-
L tective agency dropped in to
see me yesterday TO discuss the
statement in this column that
many husbands of cheating wives
are well aware of their help
meets digressions but have
adopted a to-hell-with-her atti-
tude toward them expressive
mainly of contempt. instead Of
making a big stew about the
matter.
My gumshoe visitor seemed to
feel that I failed 10 diagnose the
attitude accurately.
He said his experience had
shown that the reason many
husbands do not make trouble
when they learn of their wives
goings on outside the home is
that these husbands have a great
sense of humor. and il tickles
them 10 listen 10 the eXplana-
tons the gals cook up.
LIE SAID his operatives in the
II last year had covered at
least dozen cases for husbands
in which the evidence submitted
TO the clients showed clearly
that their ever-lovings were
conducting themselves in man.
ner clearly unconjugal and most
reprehensible from the stand
point of those who believe fidel-
ity to be the pillar of matrimony.
but that in no case was the pre-
senting of the dope followed by
those legal steps that you might
reasonably expect from situa-
tons of this nature.
He said that he had become
a little curious about the matter.
especially as the absence of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

inns ldDci TOT the SHOW, inc lOOk
of the month.
THE Magic Lanterns: The
Il neWSreels. which are work.
ing on a good story these days.
put IL all over the fiction dept.
Best OF the newSieS shows the
Nazi defeat AT Staiingrad. You'll
never get the glow out of a see
mario that comes with a gander
at Marshall Won PauluS, jittery
as a hophead, reporting 10 the
Russky leader 10 take what's
coming 10 him :. The long
lines Of German prisoners
against the snow also make
pretty picture 80. Slightly Dan
gerous" is a thing-a-mabOb with
Lana Turner. comforting 10 the
eye but a little wearylng to the
brain. II shows The Turner try
ing 10 pass herself off an an heir
ess-aS if she hadn't enough
assets without money The
Falcon Strikes Back is another
in this series about the elegant
gum-shoer. Tom Conway runs
down the rats who have been
heisting war bonds. HIS clues
are as broad as his las prac-
tieally a sleeper Jump Hitler
Dead or Alive better be careful