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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

called again; also what my
chances are Of being accepted. I
am under a doctors care as I get
tired very easily,
A--Call your draft board for
this Information.
Mrs. F. p; Q-I wonder II my
husband in the navy would have
10 submit 10 an operation If ne
didn't want 10. He has a slight
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

claim. Fred NJ. Butzel, Detroit
attorney, tells where one may
90 TO receive advice.
Technical questions also arise
concerning war bonds, and in
todsy's column Butzel explains
what must be done 70 make valid
a change Of name on bond.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

rejected boys have been helped
In this way.
WALTER III. T. SCOTT, vice
commander OF the Detroit Dis
tricts Association, American
Legion. w
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

weekly series Of summer outdoor
movie programs 70 be inaugurated
tonight az 9.15 az the Jewish
Community Center, Woodward
and Holbrook.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12
THE DETROIT TIMES
War Films TO Be hown

War newsreels. owl film re-
leases and war department docu-
mentaries Will be featured in a
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

The puzzlng provisions of the 20 per cent payasyou
go plan have proved a stumbling block for many
Among those who have written to the WAR PROBLEM
CLINIC about this matter is servcemans wife who
REQUESTS information about the exemptions which she
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

The following questions OF
factual nature have been an
swered by Fighting Mans Friend .
c. s. w; Q--1 have quite a
ADVFRTrsENrST
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12
T'vHIhE' NTa1AIhE n'INs'" I0es
Athletes FOOT
VICTIMS
Amazing Trial Offer!
At Our Risk

10 YOU feel like scratching your toes
or hands on Then do this today-go
20 your nearest drug store, buy tube
~ time tested "TrycO Ointment" use
according 20 simple directions and II
Tor any reason you are not surprisingly
pleased like thousands OF happy Tryco
users have been just return package 10
druggist and your monev will he re-
funded ~ once. That's fair isn't ~
You can't lose Don't delay-give Tryco
Ointment q trial today &C our riak.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

Apple Honey" is new condition
ing agent that guards the natural
moisture tobaccos require to stay
moist and Aavorful. Old Gold uses it
to help keep our choice blend fresh
on the way TO you.
All our fragrant tobaccos, includ-
ing famous Latakia, are sprayed with
Apple Honey" until every shred is
reached. 1t is completely tasteless-
makes no change in the grand flavor
that has made Old Colds SO popular.
Thousands of smokers have been
quick to find that Apple Honey"
means a lot when it comes to enjoy
ment. Buy pack today and find out
if Old Gold isn't your cigarette, too.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

Itching. Cracking Between Tees1
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-12

*Tbi5 net0 1sOiStenirg agent toas
first dereioped BY scientists IN The
Eastern RegionaiRssearebLa bo-
ratOv Of THE q. s. Department
Of agriculture. we named IL
Apple Honey"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
'BHqs' knOHs His Bugs
Beers War Garden
Famed Insectorium
By ARTHUR BUGS BAER

I'll have admit that my truck garden of 1912 didn't
turn hot
The potatoes to all eyes and shoulders We
have planted them the place the bugs
dragged them to another spot Anyway the spuds went
haywire.
Then got the Why ii rained for whole
month BY the time it finished the 10 feet high
1t all ran wood like Daniel Websters eyebrows Most
of the exploded right the stalk when the baked
them.
few nubs were left on some ears, but enough
twirl a pivot tooth ani-cockwise
don't know about the asparagus bed, because takes
three years to find out it's flop We just planted last
The broccoli wasn't bad II wasn't good either. don't
eat it, makes diferentials in my gear housing
The reliable Japanese beetle took of the grapes
and the apples field mice also attended the vegetarian
barbecue squirrels robins saved sugar
by eating the cherries before could them.
Fortunately, nothing happens to tomato that isn't
improvement.
Willie the gardener planted sort Of travelling squash
with stems 20 feet long.
1t the stone wall onto the next property We
could the squash cleaning among the leaves But
didn't want to be arrested for trespassing
We never did have any luck with the peas. We made
wire, and the hot wire killed the peas.
Cucumbers green peppers and parsley got lost in the
weeds. Now that think about it, the whole garden
landing field for locusts beetles and cut-worms
BY
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
Heart
Care

whether bodily exertion does
any harm.
The patient with valXIlar dis
ease usually compensates, as we
say, which means that since his
heart has more work toodo, the
heart muscle acts like any mus
Gle when it has more work to
dot enlarges.
MANY people write in to me
A'l because they have become
alarmed because some one has
said they had an enlarged heart.
In valvular heart disease the
enlarged heart is the safety de-
vice and savior.
These people go on for many
years in a period of compensa-
ton and then often they break
down and have general conges-
ton.
The cause of the breakdown
is much more likely 10 be due TO
infection or under-nutrition than
il is TO bodily eXertion.
A boy who has had rheumatic
fever and has developed valvular
heart disease is not likely 10 lis
ten 10 the persuasions of his par
entS that he should not play
baseball.
He is going 10 play baseball
and when he is al bat and hits
the ball he is going TO run 10
first base as fast as he possibly
can.
This probably does not hurt
him in the least
THE heart patient, however.
Il should be very careful TO
avoid infection.
And If he is stricken with an
infection, he should take extra
care of himself by resting longer
than would be required for an
average person.
Focal infections in the teeth
and tonsils should be cared for.
The nutrition Of the patient
with heart disease should re-
ceive special care.
Lack of vitamin b. when
grossly deficient in the diet,
leads 10 form of heart failure
and il is well that the patient
should become familiar with the
foods which contain Vitamin B
and see that he gets a good
daily allowance
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

Lore is scarce lore
That neper kHoOs
The sweetness Of forgioiHg.
Whittier.
"a feminine subscriber who
quarreled with her boy friend
and spoke harshly 10 him now
deeply regrets her action be-
cause she dearly loves the
young gentleman.
tShe has asked for a poem
that she can send her ex-Sweet-
heart as a hint that she wishes
TO be forgiven. The above is all
we can think OF.
lShe also might send him a
record of that song: What More
Can / Say Now That I've Said
I'm sorry?"-EVDD
QILLY ROSE. Once a stenog-
~ rapher. now one of Broad
ways most brilliant musical
show impreSarios.
Mr.. Rose first was inspired TO
make a name for himself be-
cause he resented being referred
TO as Fanny Brice's husband"
Following his divorce from
Miss Brice he married Eleanor
Holm, champion swimmer.
He then began 10 devote much
thought 10 figuring out some
kind of a show in which he could
star his new wife.
This caused him 10 think of
the "Aquacade.' the show that
made his name better known
than ever.
Just goes 10 show what mar
riage can do for a man.
Bob Cobb. ReStaurateur. Mr..
Cobb is the originator of the
90-cent hamburger sandwich.
Jim Londos. Perennial wres-
ting champion.
Mr.. Londos is a man of very
even temper and rarely angered.
However. he was much irri-
tated the other night when he
heard a ringsider say somewhat
loudly:
"All you need 10 be a wrestler
IL a strong back and a weak
mind
THIS departments Bitter
Il Campaign 2946A is a battle
for bigger and better pockets
for men.
Stung to action by this cam
paign Chicago designer vigor-
ously has attacked the problem.
He claims TO have originated
a system of tailoring that will
permit a man TO have eight
pockets on the inside of his coat
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

THE Big Parade: William AL
l. len White, the Emporia edi-
tor, sharing a revolving door in
.she Ritz Towers with II. Hoover,
b ex-president.
= Kath Hepburn in the No. 1
Bar having her sailor escort tie
a knot in her chinchucker.
Cole Porter seemingly bored
stiff at Cafe Madison, while the
orchestra plays his latest hit,
You'd Be So Nice To Come
Home To-
Sophie Tucker hostessing
youthful Raj Sgt. Richard Ran
dolph in the Copacabana.
Twenty-six years ago in Lon
don his father was one OF her
great admirers.
In the Belvedere bar: Romo
(Mr. 5x5) Vincent Cabling with
Bill (2x4) Rose.
In the Stork: Melancholy
Myrna-Little 10y Blue.
George Macdonald of Palm
Beach, who should be an ambas-
sador.
He looks like an American
ambassador rarely looks-hand-
some, tall. dignified and impress
sive-without being starchy.
MANHATTAN Mural: One OF
Vl the autografiends cornered
Gregory Rstoff after a broad
cast and asked:
"You German
"Daffinitely not" said Greg
DRY.
Hungarian ." asked the lad.
"Nupp," said Gregory.
"Rumanian persisted the
pest.
"No.s said Ratoff.
Finally, after a complete tour
of Europe, the oaf said:
"Ysu couldn't be Russian ="
Snow you got IL" sig h e d
Ratoff.
"Hmf," was the retort, that's
pat I hggered!"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

by virtue of which the wearer
will be able to carry many
things with no sign OF bulge.
AS a sufferer of many years
standing from the bullying
pocket problem view further
development of this revolution
airy idea with great interest.
OMAN begins by loving love
w and ends by loving a
woman; woman begins by loving
a man and ends by loving love-"
claimed Remy de Gourrnont.
This year is the fiftieth ami
versary of the origin of the
combination of frankfurter
and a roll.
This brilliant idea was con-
ceived by a man named Feucht-
wanger in st. Louis in 1893.
An 84-year-old woman of
Marysville, Kan, was sued for
divorce.
AS grounds for divorce the
husband stated his A-year-old
mate was running around with
other men,"
So far / have yet to meet a
woman who owns a fuh length
chinchilla coat.
Perhaps this Is not aStonish-
ing. as such a coat costs SIC. 600
and there are only Is women in
the world who are poSsessors
OF the same.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

-McLemOre-ing for Henry

forget it when the emergency
is over.
Mr.. McEvoy has an asSort-
ment of children, the oldest
being 20 and the youngest 4.
In an absent minded way. ne
gets his children mixed up with
his grandchildren 49, but that
doesn't seem to make much diff
ference since neither children
nor grandchildren pay the slight
est bit OF attention TO anything
he says.
He is very proud OF this. be-
cause If they really listened 10
him he would worry about them.
knowing how often he has been
wrong.
He is particularly puzzled by
his 2i-year-old son who speaks
japanese - which sounds like
double-talk which sounds like
Japanese.
MOULD you care for a cute
w saying and how can you
help yourself?
Yesterday the year old
Peggy said:
Daddy, are you going TO
make some food on the type
writer so we won't he hungry
like Hansel and Gretel:"
On second thought. maybe
that isn't so cute--maybe she's
really beginning 10 worry.
Every few days his secretary
goes through Mr.. McEvoy's
waste-paper basket and sends
the contents, helter-Skelter. in
all directions. 10 a sucker list
OF assorted addresses she once
bought for 10 cents.
To every ones surprise. this
Junk later turns up as stories,
plays, radio scripts. books. etc.
Mr. McEvoy hasn't the faint
eSt idea Of how they got into the
waStebasket in the first place.
His best guess is that he IS
secret somnambulist and writes
in his sleep
Writing is like that-oncc YOU
start. you can't stop yourself
You 90 on and on until you
arc taken away by stern-faced
men in starched white uniforms
or shut IN in an old CARROT and
chained 10 the bedpoSt like a
character in. a play by Eugene
O'Neil.
Al present, Mr. McEvoy's
favorite sport is lying down; his
favorite exercise is breathing;
and his favorite hobby is chat
ting cozily and intimately with
his rationing board.
Distributed by McNaugh, Syndicate, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

MEM OF a Midnighter:
N1 Bernice Parks. the thrush.
whose success was interrupted
by a long illness. is making big
comeback at Chicago's Chez
Paree.
The Carmen Cavallaros (he's
at the Waldorf are imaging.
Bradley Martin. 79-year-old
Wall Streeter. is taking rhumba
lessons at Arthur Murray's.
You oughta see his Samba.
You, not me.
The flu did for Deanna Durbin
what diets d d den. Shed 10
pounds.
For the Hollywood Future
Book: Make memo OF Walter
Brennan's pretty daugh ter,
Ruth.
When Arthur Cameron and
June knight become Renotables.
he'll Lohengrin with starlet Pat
Stillman.
Bob Crosby's last appearance
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
New York
Heartbeat

as a bandsman is In "Reveille
with Beverly"
He'll be promoted to a CLAM
mer-pants type.
Ben Grauer will announce the
Info Please" program.
A top comic is having the mis-
cries because the army won't
permit him To amuse the men at
camps.
Been told his stuffs too blue
for the 18-year-olds.
MIDTOWN VIGNETTE: He
WI toiled for years as a waiter
in the better places, but he
wasn't content.
He convinced himself that he
knew more about running a spot
for class trade land preparing
the cuisine) than any chef he
worked under.
Came the day when his saw
ings permitted opening his own
place. He'd run the kitchen, and
his wife would govern the out
front duties.
Despite a fine location BUSH
ness was practically non-exis-
tent, and what little patronage
they enticed never repeated be-
cause the food was not good.
His Mrs. started fussing with
him in the kitchen.
Her nagging finally got on his
frayed nerves. and they hurled
dishes and pots and pans at each
other between Latin cussing.
Theirs was magnificent fury.
The few customers roared
with laughter and stayed on to
see the fun.
That was the beginning.
Word got around town about
their daily wars. and now the
place is damned every night
with people who'd rather laugh
than eat.
Now. each night the wife
waits for the room to fit and
then starts for the kitchen
where they go into their act.
Copyright b, Daily Mirror, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
QUERIES from clients:

QUERIES from clients:
Q Q-My pal claims the
major leaguers of 20 years ago
were much better than those
of today.
He says a 300 hitter OF to-
day couldn't bat $50 twenty
years ago
Al don't believe the ball
players of yesteryear were any
better than those of present.
= However, your pal is right
about the batting.
IL is easier To hit 800 now
because of the lively ball and
the fact that there are no spit
ball pitchers.
Ozone, come. my good
man. don't keep up that pose
of being just a whimsy expert.
Why didn't Stain 60 to Casa
blanca?
A-Russia has not declared
war on Japan.
Stain could not, therefore,
officially join in a conference
the object of which was to dis
cuss steps which included at
lacks on Japan.
That's just my guess, sir.
! don't claim TO be an expert,
so if l am wrong don't expect a
stogie.
IN A recent speech Mussolini
L whined that the Raj was
directing its attacks on Italy'S
civilian population.
ii Duce whimpered that 400
houses in Italy had been de-
stroyed by air attacks and that
200 homes had been damaged.
Benito, who seems to be los
ing his memory. has forgotten
that the Axis bombers in air
attacks have damaged 2.750. 900
houses in Britain and COM
pleteiy destroyed i5e, GOO Brit
ish homes.
The country's youngest grand
father certainly must be Frank
j. Allesandro of Rochester,
N. Y, who became a grand
father at the age of 80.
Frank was married when Is
years of age.
T,HE fastest trip ever made
Il from New York City 10 Los
Angeles in a stock car OF the
popular priced type was that OF
Bob Mckenzie, who covered the
1892 miles in 81 hours and So
minutes.
Copyright. 1919. BY King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
Black Market
Inn l,eol Forms

My sugar-legger could not re-
member the proportion of sand
10 sugar and made il 65 per cent
and one of his customers broke
a tooth on il and gave the ven-
dor a severe trouncing.
THE same guy also had some
Il complaints about his coffee,
though that was strictly a side
line with him.
Sugar was really his racket.
- He was grinding dried weeds
into the coffee TO increase the
quantity and happened TO grind
in some mara juana and several
of his customers who drank the
brew of his coffee went daffy
for a spell.
am sure that Congress
eventually will get around to
this black market" business
and put a stop to il, possibly
through a drastic measure intro
duced by a member who has a
number of his relatives on his
governmental pay roll.
heard of a congressman In
the old days who was a great
hand for thinking up bills to put
a stop TO violations of the prohi-
bition laws. but one day he
talked overtime on a measure
of this nature and forgot that
his bootlegger was waiting out.
side the legislative halls to de-
liver an order of Scotch hot off
the boat to him and they almost
got in fist-fight on the ques-
ton of punctuality.
Copyright, 1913. by King Features
Distributed by International News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
The Brighter Side

THAT we are a larc enous
Il people by nature was dis
closed by prohibition when law
breaking in the form of boot
Logging was connived at by the
high and the low. and the ma
tional trait is being further re-
vealed at this time by the en-
thusiasm with which many Of
our citizens patromze the black
market"
do not mean just the BLACK
market" in meat and poultry,
but the black market" in a
thousand and one forms, most
of them petty. but all OF them
designed to defeat rules and reg
ulations and set laws.
We have the BLACK market"
in every commodity that you
can mention that is supposed TO
be subject TO restriction and the
citizens think nothing of col
laborating in this mild skull
duggery.
If the profits in black mar
keting' were like those in booze
we would be seeing an era SIM
liar to the rootin'-tootin' mid
'20's but the game as il now
exists is comparatively small
time.
II is confined mainly 10 pro-
visions and gasoline and other
commodities. though the boot
leg liquor is also doing a bit Of
a comeback in scmi-pro hands.
The old timers of the prohibit
ton period are dead or in Jail
or broken down and the John
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
by Damon Runyom

ny-come-lately's have yet to de-
velop as big operators.
A PATRIOT was telling me
"A the other day of a high
minded gas-legger who protects
his customers in a most ingeni-
Gus manner.
The customer leaves his ga
rage door unlocked at night and
a certain sum of money on his
gas tank and the next morning
he finds the tank loaded with
fluid and. of course, the money
gone
The patriot never sees the
man who does the filling and no
money ever passes from hand
to hand between them.
They simply rely on each
others honesty.
The arrangement is most con-
venient in that il the patriot is
ever brought before a beak. or
judge. he could reasonably swear
that the filling was done by good
fairies. though / believe I would
think of something else because
some gas-leggers might consider
the statement reflection upon
their characters.
Anyway. the patriot is very
happy about the arrangement.
know a sugar-legger who got
himself in a lot of trouble by
going back to the best traditions
Of his great-grandfather who
made a fortune during the Civil
War by selling sugar which was.
40 per cent sand 10 the Union:
Army.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
The On|ooker

them together in the same old
way.
This is called authorship.
He pretends that ii is very
difficult. but confidentially-and
he wouldn't want the Manuel
Public School TO pr d this
around-it is a very easy racket.
All vow need TO do is put
enough Words together and some
of I he are bound 10 make
sense.
Mr.. McEvoy still believes that
although he has been putting
them together for 33 years, he
hasn't made much sense Yet.
He lives in South Mountain
road. within A stones throw of
the Manuel Public Scholar
II ne could throw stone as far
as Washington could throw a
dollar.
But he has no intentions Of
throwing stones at the Manuel
Public School and presents
these few vague and Intellectual
words with the hope that the
Manuel Public School will not
throw stones at him.
IN THE last war Mr.. McEvoy
Il was a four-minute speaker,
selling Liberty Bonds.
The only thing he has learned
between wars Is that If you talk
only half as long you sell twice
as many bonds which shows
that ne has learned an awful
lot He only hopes he won't
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

Henry McLemorc is on he
tCOp orerscGs.
For a period Of approTi-
mdteiy tico icccks, j. =. Nc
Eroy, the WeN-kuowH writer,
CiH substitute for him.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

THERE is a report Of an emf
Il nent American musician and
composer who was born with
very badly deformed heart.
The anatomical condition OF
the heart was such as 10 make IT
seem difficult TO believe that 1t
could function at all.
Yet this man lived an active
life and contributed 10 American
music and died only when he was
so years old-an age when many
college athletes pass away.
In general, we can distinguish
three kinds of heart disease
One is valvular disease OF the
heart. one is high blood pressure
and the other is angina pectoris.
A Ii Of these are compatible
~ with long life and activity
and living out the normal ex-
pectancy which life insurance
companies set down.
The question arises as to just
how the heart patient should
take care of himself and what
he should do in order 10 make
the promise OF life expectancy
come true.
From time immemorial il has
been stated that cXertion wears
the heart down-eXercise, over
work.
But il may be doub e
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

The SiJth Grade English Class
OF Manuel. NeW York, has ter't-
ten me, asking if I am not a mus
pyipt--1nd ho1o could they mis-
smell MeLemorc and get heEuoy
out Of IL
Satisfied that this feeling
must BE- general NJ. MeEcoy
takes this opportunity TO send
his apologies to Mr.. MeLepore'
his greetings 10 Mr.. McLemore's
renders. ard the folloUing reply
"a The Manuel SiTih Grade Eng
6sh Class and "SaadB," lcho
seems To be class Official o.
some sortJ
DEAR SANDY
~ J. p. McEvoy doesn't re-
member where he was born
but he has been told that II was
New York City and that the
year was 1894
lie doesn't know whether this
was a good year 10 be born IN
or not and is glad now that
nothing can be done about II.
He didn't 60 20 sheool-he
was dragged.
This went on for number
of years during which time Nc
Evoy grew stronger and stronger
until finally he couldn't be
dragged any more.
This was called officially the
end of his education-but IT
rs really only the beginning
Gcause from that point on he
vas dragged backwards through
life.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15

MIR. McEVOY writes for a
WI living.
That means he puts a lot Of
words together
They arc the same old words
and most of the time he puts
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-02-15
DEfR0Ts TIMES

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