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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Made a Contract

Within a short time the eX-
cited hotel employe reported
that he had contracted 10 buy
the hotel for SOC. 600 MARKS
They were hesitant 10 take
such a small down payment" he
added. But I agreed 10 in
crease the payments substan-
tally. as YOU Instructed me TO
do. so they figured they had
nothing 10 lose"
Filene grlnned and further
told the young fellow that each
month he was 10 convert an
other American dollar into
marks and make further pay
ment. The canny merchant had
already watched the growing
signs OF a runaway initiation.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Net Spendabe Income Determines Buying Power

What the and determines his willingness
buy? Although there products and
for the customers dollar the total buying
of determined 10y his spendabe income.
And this represents primarily the dollars received in
exchange for weeks work Thus modern competitive
employees We
live by ntcchangng ourselves the specialized products of
labor In exchange mans production
the purchasing acquire another mans goods
In the total achieve high level OF
when the producing agriculture,
industry government and occupations balanced
that they could fully employ
other by the products their labor The key
prosperity lies balance equilibrium. In live
by doing anothers washing
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Wheat Futures
Rally al Close

CHICAGO, Oct. % GNS)--
Wheat futures rallied late today
and advanced &c 10 i2c after
yielding nearly a cent TO new lows
on the movement. December shot
up 10 Sl54as from low Of
81 537s. Last prices were &c to
22sc higher.
Oats and rye also strengthened
following an early fractional
downturn and prices in both pits
climbed around l cent. Deem
Der rye rose TO S1.12l2 from Sill.
Oats finished &c 10 1lsc higher
rye &c TO sc up and barley sc
TO &c higher.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
McCord Reports
SB5,255 Profit

McCord Radiator and Manufac-
turing Co. reports for the fiscal
year ended Aug. 81 net profit of
S4S5 255 after provision for rene
gotiation and a reserve of ST 470.-
600 for federal and Canadian
income and excess profits taxes.
This compares with net profit
reported for the preceding year Of
S434 695 after a reserve OF 81 500. :
600 Tor federal and Canadian in
come and excess profits taxes.
Sales for the year just ended
after deduction Of estimated
amount for possible refund upon
renegotiation totaled S22,741.756
against SIS, 992 ,675 in the preced-
ing fiscal year.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
DELIVERIES RISE

Deliveries for first quarter of
1913 amounted TO $4,000. 600
and for the second 10 1895 900 600
indicating that the 5000, 900, 900
figure probably was topped for
the third%quarter. II was an
nounced in the 1912 annual report
that the corporations capacity
10 produce was approaching S4,-
100000 annually. For the first
six months OF 1913 deliveries
amounted to Sl,700,000.
GM is building up postwar re-
serves and charging them against
income For six months ended
June 30 such charges amounted
to almost $4,000 900.
The corporation is currently not
drawing on its $1,000. 000600
V loan. This credit line probably
will be held in reserve for the
immediate postwar adjustment
period
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Detroit Banker Elected
By AID Association

CHICAGO, oct. 22.-Allen
Crawford, vice president, Bankers
Trust Co. Detroit, was elected a
director Of tho Financial Adver-
tiSerS Association at the annual
convention here New president
OF the association is Lewis +.
Gordon, vice president Citizens
and Southern National Bank, At
lantA Ga
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Businessmen Become Mere Order Takers

WarIme Whom Uncle customer many
factories craftsmanship temporarily morbund
become order takers working presented
by the buyer This normal business In
time the businessman instead of waiting for specifications must
anticipate the desires and whm of
the designing models undertaking hazard
of promoting popular them
With the advent of the need for aggressive salesman
ship Will % reborn
Not all models products public acceptance
live profit but prot-and-loSS The final
validate the decisions of through the affirmative
O
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
s Months Later

The young hotel man followed
the instructions and each month
as initiation increased his pay
ment on the hotel grew.
II was Just eight months later
that he was able 10 make the
final inStalment.
He had purchased large
metropolitan hotel for exactly
EIGHT MEXICAN DOL
LARS
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
LEGAL NOTICE

Federal Works Agency. Public Buildings
Administration, Emergency Operations unit,
Washington. y. C., oct. Q. i953-On or
about oct % 1913. drawings and specn-
cations for the construction " a Health
Center Building AZ ROYAL Oak. Mich, VIII
be available for distribution 20 general con-
tractors by Frederick ID. Madison, Architect,
23O Wayne Oakland Rank Bldg. Royal
OAK Mich Applications from general con-
tractors interested In bidding IN his work.
TOR not 10 exceed one set OF drawings and
spec. fjrat0us. should he filed promptly
with the architect and the bidding material
will ne forwarded, shipping charges collect.
as soon a. available. Drawings and speci-
fcati0ns are for the project complete and
bidding material Will be released only to
established building contractors. Bids on
this project will be opened by the Public
Buildings Administration on the date ma med
IN the specification which will be about
n DAYS after the bidding material IL avail
ahie FOR distribution W y Reynolds.
Commissioned Of Public Buildings.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Ten u. s. Dollars

With that the Boston mer-
chant took 10 American one
dollar bills from ms wallet and
placed them on the table.
Il want YOU 10 contract to
buy this hotel" he said. Cash
in the first OF these bills--it viii
bring 1000 marks at the cur
rent rate OF eNchange--and use
that as a down payment. I'll
he here for another hour. let
me know how YOU make out"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Fed'l MoguI Votes
IS Cts. on Common

Federal-Mogul Corp has de-
clarcd dividend of 25 cents on
the common, payable Dec. IL 10
holders Of record Dec A. The
same amount was paid in previous
uUartCrS
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
'GM Expands
Deliveries, Net
In Sept. Quarter

NEW YORK, Oct. 22-General
Motors Corp. in the September
quarter continued 10 expand deliv-
cries and earnings with result
that net income prob b v
amounted TO between 80 cents and
So cents a common share. Dow
Jones News Service reported
today.
This would compare with rs
cents share in previous quarter
and II cents in third quarter of
1912.
II would bring net income for
nine months ended with Septem-
Der TO $3.50 a share or better
against $l.76 in the like 1912
period.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
CuI,AGo CA>H CRAIN

CHICAGO. OCT 2 tINSI-Casn grain
close
WHEAT None.
CORN No. 5 yellow, ssc; sample yell
low 93c.
OATS-No I mixed TO. n soHc; No.
I white Sac. No. white, - MS Y e.,
sample white. 74isc; No. white heavy
size, No. ] feed. 76'4c No. feed, 7sc
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
ToIFDO CASH GRAIN

TOLEDO. o, Oct. p lNS1-CAsh
grain on track
WHEAT No. : red 81 76ulT7
CORN No. yellow, 81 o6 n l OF; No.
yellow. Sl.0fVi 05.
OATS No. , white. sli5 safe; No.
white. 79t msIHc
sOYBEANS--No 2 yellow 1850 ! So
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
WINNIPEG GRAIN


WINNIPEG oct % GNs)--Rye
closed &c 20 &C higher today oats un-
changed
RYE October Sl1lN bid: December.
$40; May. Si11A U1.lil4
OATS October, December and May,
81 t.c lid
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Probe Of Costs
Promised Labor
By Roosevelt

WASHINGTON. Oct. p tINS)
Roosevelts war la
Dor cabinet has won a pledge
from the Chief Executive for an
independent investigation of hv-
ing costs as a possible new yard
stick for measuring prices against
wages.
Mr.. Roosevelt said he would ap-
point three members of the WLB
to do the job.
The nations labor leaders
boiled over during a two and a
half hour showdown conference
yesterday at the White House on
wages and prices.
LABOR'S DEMANDS
Afterward they said they hadi
Urged that the Office OF
i Economic Sterilization, I'M
der Fred NJ. Vinson be
scrapped as arbitrary and un-
workable
C-Recommended that the
- impractical Little Steel
formula governing wage in
creases. be drastically revised.
Obtained promise that
- the governments price
rollback program would be
prosecuted with unrelenting
vigor.
ALL President William Green
said the group had seriously
questioned the accuracy of the
department of labor's cost of
living index. used as a guide in
drawing the Little Steel wage
formula which limits pay in
creaSes to Is per cent over the
January, l94l. rate.
BASIS FOR PRICES
The index is also relied upon
by The government 70 gauge
effectiveness of price control and
other sterilization measures.
As result of their protests.
Green said the Pre- dent
promised to make an independent
chcckup.
Others present at the confer
ence were Philip Murray. presi-
dent of the CIO Daniel J. Tobin,
president Of the ALL teamsters;
George Meaney of the ALL; r.
j. Thomas, JAW president;
julius Emspak Of the Go. and
a F. Whitney or the railroads.
Big Four operating brotherhoods.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
KANSAS CITY sOI rHERN Ruy

September gross s. SO 500 S34s7 $50
Nei opeWting income S213 1gS $500 2s0
Miro mos gross S32 22f n23 S2f So, P95
Net opcr income S41Ql.724 Siq52 92f
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
TOP SO SHARE

1t now appears that GIN results
for the year will top So share by
a good margin, although they may
not reach the $3.55 per share
figure reported for 1912. giving
effect to substantial tax adjust
ments. Before these special adj
juStmentS net income for 1912
amounted 10 $2S4 common
share.
This year GM is making allow
ance for potential contract rene
gotiation and price adjustments
quarter by quarter on a percent
age basis approXlmating that
which obtained on 1912 business.
This charge against income for
the six months ended June 30
amounted TO $42, 700 600. although
the amount allocated TO the first
quarter was somewhat larger than
for the second quarter. probably
due 10 adjustments carried over
from the 1912 year-end.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Rail Association
Official Denies
WaIaceCharges

WASHINGTON. oct. % QNS)
John ! Policy. president of the
Association OF American Rail
roads took issue today with
charges by Vice President Wallace
that a railroad monopoly Is
eouEng the people
Wallace, in an address at Dallas,
Ten, Wednesday night, said the
South and West had been reduced
10 colonial provinces by dis
crimInatory freight rates. He
charged rate making bureaus are
tools OF masters of the railroad
world. some of them operating -
Wall Street.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23

Fiscal year ended June 80.
1913 1912
Net profit 81 SOP ESQ Si61i $50
Per common share S436 S3si
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Livestock Markets

CHICAGO oct - GNSj- HOGS r. r.
600 steady top Sl4 Is; beavies. Sff 65H
- a. mediums ST. 60ftif.7i, lights.
S1t 3Ufilt.G light lights, Sifui4 60.
packing SONS Sif1 ~ GO
CATTLE 3 OOG steady Calves 500.
steady Beef steers choice. Si5H' i6 su
medium Si3tfI5: fearungs Sf2u16 ~.
butchers. heifers. S1ou1s25 COWS S3T
u so. bulls Si0N 49, calves xgff15.
feeders xl0ui3. stoskers. steers SIP -.
cows and heifers. $50 ~ So
SHEEP 500. steady; lambs Si3r
10 10 common Si21 ~. year,ings SliH
ID feeders. STA rs ewes, Sjaf6 80.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
PITTSBURGH oct p dNs)- cATTLl

~ lNti hFt. Ocl. - flarNl - - ] iff
POO slow Steers good 20 choice SIG
30 ~ 20. medium 90 Fo,f Sl5 49, com
mon o. medium Sl2pI5. hcifers good
io choice So 5u1 Il. medium % good
si00 IN 90. common 10 medium - 5nH
Jn. COWS good 20 choice. 500 ~ me-
dulm fo po6d 81 5u1 90. tanners and
cutters SGu7 20 bulls good to choice.
Ni2u12 - common 20 luicdium s. a0H
II. grass s'ccrs. Sg8 i3 81
HOGS $50. Zoe higher iG0 50 MS
Sit15"la 1s0. 200 Ihs SO 800 IS. 2un.
900 bs So 0Gfttj. e2n $50 lbs. 81 90
at5 2so,2o6 DDS Si4 75tNfteo go,
3Tu lbs 81 lOuffTt uiOo.tl0 lhs Sl3
frftg5 rhurhs Sf7 25Uti25
SHEEP 800. steady. Choice lHwhs.
St3 7ralf2 ~. medium 20 good clipped
Sff fff1. conmun lsuihs. clipped stIT.
ewes rtnrcd Si.5oai6.5U. wethers,
clipped 81 ln.6 90
CALVES 1875 steadv nn rhoisv Others
slow Good 20 chn'rr SIS go ~ So. me-
dunn Si0Bi2 ~ medium ~ good, Si2
Il. culls and common. So $50
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
LOWEST IN % YEARS

In reply TO Wallace's charge
that railroad freight rates are
high. Pelley said
they are the lowest in the world.
''The average revenue for
hauling ton of freight one
mile" he said, els less than one
cent, and less than at any time
In the last 25 years"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
OLD STATEMENTS

''The vice president of the
United States, In the savage
and unWhrranted attack upon
the transportation agencies Of
the country, made at Dallas"
Policy said. has echoed old and
diSCredited statements which
have been answered time after
time by spokesman of govern
ment and industry"
Policy said the conference
method OF rate making has the
approval of both shippers and
public regulating authorities. and
every conclusion reached is
subject 10 review by the inter-
state commerce commission
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
CONTINENTAL STIEL
WORTHINGTON RI Mp AND
Al III RA

Nine months ended sept 30:
1913 1872
Net profit So 073.457 S2.01s 6s7
Per common share Se.3S s. 20
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
ANITR. AGRICIIrIRAI CmINuCAI
cottNptA pI,TIRrS

Quartc- ended Sept 30 ~ oct 7 -
Vet profit Sl72.571 Sie7. SIS
Per share &c 26c
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
MAGMA COPPER
NoRTuRoP AIRoR,rT, INC.

Fiscal year ended july 81:
1888 1912
Net profit iefa 5S5 S3.O4t7il
Per share 81 rs 81 %
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-23
Earnings
NRICUT-HARcRFANEs
rERE MARQUETTE RAILWAY
UNITED SPFCIAI.TIEs
not >tuoLD FINANCE

Nine months ended Sept 30.
1913 1872
Net profit 50 i2u lql 81, 03i al
Per common share $50 50 81
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06

Editorial Control and Ownership the official publication of the
New Haven Central Labor Council the editorial policy
OF The UNION TIMES under the the officers and Executive
Board the Council They Harold V.
Rouke Vice
Sry Financial Secretary Trolley Operators 2Sl
r Frank Union
Musicians Union No. 49, Scott Roston Transfers Union No. 44S
John Pno BARRIERS UniOn No. 2l5 Frank Spad Musicians Union
No. 2S4 Carl Hof Retail Cigar salesmens Unon No DOL James
p Geelan and Machinsts Union, No. 42O Alfred
owned by THE
Fenar President Nathan Sherman Secretary
Treasurer.
Nathan Sherman, Editor
Subscription Rates Issues $1.75 Issues
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06
Music Charms The Beast
And Reveals Mans Soul

Music, which up until recent years
was considered to have little practical
value, has been put to use by doctors
of mental ills, according to an article
by Doron K. Antrim in the January
issue of the International Musician.
''Some of our best psychoanal-
ysts are using a new technique to
get at the root of their patients
difficulties: likes in music" states
Antrim.
He relates an experience of a
psychOanalyst with a patient who
was haunted by the tune of a torch
song, the words of which she had
forgotten. The doctor found the
words of the song and discovered
that they spoke the truth of the
patients un-returned love for a
man who had gone out of her life.
''She found the truth unbear-
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06
As We See It

Continued from Page One)
Gates that these uniOnists have been
doing a good job and their efforts
are appreciated. Pres. Harold V.
Feinmark of the New Haven C.L.C.
was returned for his seventh term:
Pres. Peter Bernard, Bridgeport
C.L.U., for his eighth term; Pres.
Clifton Scory, Middletown C.L.U.,
sixth year; and Sen. William A.
Scott, president of Hartford C.L.U.,
for his fifth term.
THE FIVE PER CENT Victory
tax need not be deducted for APP
proved retroactive pay increases
covering work done in 1912, en-
ployers were advised last week by
the War Labor Board and the Com
missioner of Internal Revenue.
ONE YEAR AGO in THE UNION
TINES: ''Stage Employees in Holly
wood get 1910 Raise; ''COnn.
Transfers Protest Unnecessary Cur
tailment of Milk Deliveries"
erred Wiley Elected President of
Plumbers and Steamfitters, No.
349, New Haven; ''Plant Con-
version Will Create Employment
For Many in State'''; "F.D.R. Sets
Up Victory Board Comprised of
ALL. and Clio. Representatives;
Honolulu Bus Drivers Are Among
Pearl Harbor Heroes; ''Peter
Bernard Elected to His Seventh
Term AS President of the Bridge
port C.L.U."; ''New Haven Trolley
men, Division 28l's, Credit Union
Buys War Bonds Amounting to
5000; ''Rep. Vinson Makes
Usual Attack on Organized Labor;
Western Union Employees i'm New
Haven Organize
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06

ONE OF the most frequently
recurring questions addressed to
the Office of War Information, ll9
Ann ST., Hartford, Tel. 1854, con-
Germs the address to which people
entitled to dependency benefits
from soldiers should write i'm con-
nection with questions concerning
these benefits. This address is: Of
flee for Dependency Benefits, War
Department, Washington, d. C.
THE ARMY Air Force is seeking
shotguns owned by civilians i'm
Connecticut and Western Massa-
chusetts, to meet an urgent need
for basic training in aerial gum
merry, according to the Conn. Office
of War Information. Owners will
be paid for each gun bought by the
Government. Gun owners should
send a post card to the Small Arms
Section, Springfield Ordnance Dis
trict, IS State ST., Springfield, Mass.
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, not
always friendly to organized labor,
have officially denied that yarn that
union sailors lOafed at Cuadalcanal,
forcing wounded marines to un-
load ships. This smear story, one
of the worst yet perpetrated
against American workers, was
featured in every daily paper in the
country. The Governments denials
were played down or not printed
at all.
THIS ISLANDER was first pub
lished in the Akron (Ohio) Beacon
Journal. Akron has been the scene
of violent svigilante attacks on
unions, accounts of which fill many
pages in the LaFollette Civil Lib
critics Committee reports.
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06
NEW HAVEN, CONN.,, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 6, l94s
That IS Per Cent Formula!

Since the War Labor Board announced the Is per
formula measuring rod for wage permitted
under the Presidents sterilization
of living, all very well know has continued
Official figures of the u S. Department of Labor show that
the cost of living has increased 48 between May
time the Is cent formula stated and November Is
This figure ags behind the actual cost of
living.
This that those workers who have gotten
Is cent increase least entitled additional 48
cent boost i'm wages the rising living
But under General Order No. ga, issued by WLB
December 8 Is per the ceiling any wage
increase for any of the approved
This restrictive clause to widen the bridge
between wages and the mounting of living which
caused by the failure to fix and stick price ceilings
We asking for wage formula keep pace
the rising of living And the insist
the sterilization of whole through an overall
production and economic program
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06
[ Remember
b.
Richard E. CrOskev
Local 4O4
EAST TEXAS OIL FIELDS

EAST TEXAS OIL FIELDS
did not have the same success
in East Texas as / had in the West
Texas Oil Fields. At the time
should have been on the ground
getting the men together, was
laid off owing to poor financial
conditions of the organization.
While l was out of action some
busybody went into Kilgore; collected
money for charter and squandered
the funds so collected.
When | got the green light" again
the damage had been done. Ny first
assignment was at Longview not far
from Kilgore, and although l sue
ceeded in organizing a local at Long
view, the Ki1gore mess had its effect
on the members. AS a result we did
not have the enthusiastic support that
goes to make good local union.
We got a union going at Kill
gore, however, and it took in mem
bers in nearby Henderson. 1t was
at Henderson that we had a good
experience with the famous Texas
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06

Rangers. A union picket line before
a struck restaurant was rushed by
the local police. l was in Houston
at the time working with locals
there, when a telegram from the
secretary of the KilgOre local in
formed me of how things stood at
Henderson.
/ replied at once, instructing
him to get in touch with the State
Labor Commissioner at Austin.
This he did. In less than two days,
two Rangers arrived at Henderson
and what they told the local police
officers was very plain and explicit.
One of the Rangers was the ceIe-
brated ''LOne Wolf" a Mexican
American who had a reputation as
gO-getter. His name, / think was
Gonzales; nobody trifed with him.
! may remind my readers that the
East Texas fields are very extensive
From this region comes most of the
oil we use in Connecticut. Just a few
years ago all that vast oil country
there was just farm or grazing land.
1t has made many millionaires since
| then.
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06
How To Beat Shortage Of
Meat BY Multiplication

INCLESIDE, Tex.-Unionists in
this city have developed program
to meet the meat shortage with a
stock of 835 rabbits. Local Pres.
Henry W. Weir says the project
started six months ago when 80
members purchased 40 breeding
does.
Gin 80 days we had an inventory
of 3O4 rabbits of various breeds
and cOIors. A checkup two and one
half months later revealed the pop
uIation had grown to 584. Today
we have 835 and our estimate for
January will bring us to a total of
2,O1O.
Cup to the present time we have
eaten approximately 600 rabbits
Counted in the totaIs) and in May
we expect to have well over 10000
including the hundreds that will
have been eaten by our MEMBERS -
Weir said.
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06

able and refused to face it; would
not even admit it to herself or
me-" said the psychoanalyist. $50
she deliberately forgot the tell-taIe
words. Only the tune remained to
taunt her. When she faced the fact
that her lover had gone out of her
life completely, she was able to get
a grip on herself. The song was
the key to her trouble.
"FavOrite tunes are invariably
keys to the inner man and the new
science of musicO-analysis is COM
pounded of music and psychology, "
explained Antrim.
Another practical use for music has
been that of stepping up efficiency
in war production and other factories.
Several years ago a farm magazine
reported that radio music in a dairy
barn induced the COWS to give" their
milk and cut down milking time.
The union times. (New Haven, Conn.) 1941-1948, 1943-02-06
WHITING JOE
By Ogden Nash


Here's fellow you'd like to know,
A citizen named Whiting Joe.
Joe is whiting in plant,
Whiting things the Axis can't,
Whiting with his sharp machines
Cargo ships and submarines,
Whiting bombers, whiting tanks.
Whiting shells in shiny ranks
Shave silver off BenitO.
Slice slab off HirOhito.
And Joseph really whets his whittier
Whistling as he whites Hitler.
That's job that Joe enjoys,
Whiting down the Axis boys.
Whiting Joe is never through;
He likes to white with dollars, too.
So every payday Joe is fond
Of whiting Hitler with bond,
Multiplied by fifty million,
Whiting Joe is some civilian.
-KenOsha Labor