The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-27
Walter Winclleu
 M Neze, York

 MemOs of . Midnlghter. They hear that ex-ATnbass. Joe Kennedy IS dickering for the Narragansett track Doris Dudley, the actress IS working at the Loekheed plant on the coast Alan Corelli, run ming for Councilman, got Q mention over the Polo Grounds loudspeaker at the Giants football game, when he was paged to report to i'uuar- ters Query: Didn't the Wayne Lonergans luncheon at the Mar query Saturday afternoon-w a Countess-the day before Mrs. Lon ergan was found. slain? If those Everglades oil stories Gin Forida) stand up-Joe E. Lewis and Art Childers will be millionaires IN. V. A. Post 800 (American Legion holds its big event Friday eve'g at the Henry Hudson Hotel A U. s. Senator asked: Whats wrong with being for America firstP" :. There's nothing wrong, Senator, so long as you don't belong to the dis- credited America First Committee.
 New York MelOdrama: Years ago Broadway snowman befriended a young man When the Young Man suddenly acquired job on the radio - to which he invited guest stars the man who once be- friended him asked him to put his wife on the program Don't be silly" was the retort, "your wife Is a has-been. I need names for my showl" .. That was seven years ago, and the fellow has carried a grudge all that time Now 1t looks as though he will even things The Young Man was recently inducted into the army And tho fellow who befriended him and was turned down for a favor-is now a big shot officer . He has requested Our Here's services .. Owwwwl
 The Orchid Garden: The new ditty: I'm in Love With Married Man." clever lyric Bobby Sher- woods crew at the Park Central Roof .. Jackson Becks narrating on "The Man Behind the Gun" series Red Sketon in T Dood It" Corvette KJ-225" at the Criterion Hannah Will liams' definite comeback at the Riobamba Corday and Triano at Versailles, lovely dance team .. Capt. R. 1ngersoll's "The Battle Is the Pay-Off, the Nov. Book of the Month.
 Broadway Sideshow: The char acter called, Happy, a bulbouS- nosed panhandler with the saddest looking face in town. Other men, dicants say he hasn't smiled in 30 years "The Growler": A Swing Alley citizen with a passion for lager and sour-note guitar "Dyna- mite": A four-footer, who threat ems people with physical violence. Couldn't fight himself out of a pa- per bag That offensive posy- peddler, who pinned a flower on a sailors girl friend. "Take 1t off"l said the sailor Whats the mat ter-cheap?" asked the nuisance He was hit once and probably is still in the gutter.
 Sounds in the Night: At the Gas bah: "Of course, wouldn't say any thing about her unless l could say something good - and oh, boy, Is this goodl" .. In the Club IS: "You can't miss him. He's wearing blue suit and very impatient look" At the Pierre restaurant: "Howz business?" "Fine. never made so much income tax in my lifel" .. Tn Ruby Foo's Den: Hes @ wolf in jeep's clothing" Tn the Stork: George J. Nathan telling actors about the bad notices he's been getting from Burton Rascoe: Hes an imitation Hatfield trying to get a rise out of the real McCoy!" Tn Kitty Davis Airliner: Every time Burton Rascoe goes to work on him he leaves him George Jean Naked" At the St. Moritz Cafe de la Paix: "A man in love always acts as though he invented It."
 Broadway Smalltalk: Correction Frank Sinatra did sing for Amos little daughter in her sick room, but the girl in that page ad was a model, Emily Ann Peabody of Nor walk, Conn. Hotel ticket brokers never witnessed anything like 1t be- fore. People now say: Heres my money. I'm here a week. Get me two musicals, two dramas and com edy" Take anythingI Which ex- plains why even the Hops are click. ing The Ben Bernie memorial services start tonight at at the Riverside Chapel on 76th St. near Amsterdam. The funeral services arc tomorrow morning at Il at 2 W. 83rd Street From the Cong. Record: Lambertson of Kansas speaking: "The fact that for three Sunday nights Walter Winchell has advertised new book Under Cover (which smears certain members of Congress- gives rise to the certain knowledge that he is a co-author" That's on par with the credi- bility of Lambertson's usual infor- nation A smear, according to Lambertson, is when we revealed his son sought draft deferment Gas a conscientious objector) at the very time Lambertson was criticizing the Roosevelt boys war records.
 San Franciscans file more income tax returns per thousand of popu-