The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-03-17

Cast e. Characters: ZoriH1a, who
looks as though she just stepped
out Of q bachelors dream Ray
Aolger, whose magical sleight-of-
feet performance Is always q
breafh-taker Frank Fay, who
resumes on the networks tomorrow
eve'g via the Stage Door Canteen
program James J. johnson and
his lovely daughter Vonnie
Gignor Giacomo Durante, who Is
getting 5000 clans a week at the
COpacabana Maukhage and Earl
Goodwin, the Washington commenta-
tors, taking on the Quiz Kids, who
merely fattened their batting aver
ages toying with the Capitol Hill
billies =. Benay Venuta, who Is
appearing at so many wageless bene-
fits her booking agent threatens to
plant q Victory Garden--so he can
eat War Is Like This: Pvt. Al
Kavanagh, former cafe glammeI
guy, and Pvt. Bobby Melo, former
waiter-captain at the oMnte Carlo
double-dating at the Casbah
MRS. Barney Ross, one Of our pref
tier chorines, giving the chorus-girl
profession a good name-by vetoing
all cheesecake art
gsIIies In Our Alley: In Reuben's
Henry Youngman recounter ter
ribIe nightmare. II dreamt," he
breathlessly reported, that was
Representative Glare Luce and
r,sse,stn fSadIp Giro pyan tha
ssF'ollies" clown, said to the shows
star (Prof. Berle): ::Fevvensakes
pleast insult mel "Why?" asked
the startled Milton Because,
said Sue, II wanna make Winchell's
Sallies-in- Our Alley paragraph"
In the Cotillion Room notori-
Gus bore stopped Benchley and said:
well, well, we'll. What's going on?'
80. "Mep grunted Bob.
Big City Vignette: 1t happened
during Cary Grants visit to the
Jacob Riis Settlement House in Oui
Town The people there made
a terrific fuss over him, but one
little girl, about ten, managed t
drag Cary off to secluded corner
for herself please, Mr.. Grant,
she purred right from the heart, a.
want TO tell you something-pleast
come with me" When she hat
Cary alone, where none could caves
drop, she pulled his ear down to he
size and whispered: II love you
Cary Grant. I've loved you all m!
lifep
MemOs Of Midnlghter: Songsmitf
Charles Tobias told the Tin Par
Alley mob at the Frolics about ont
Of his songs which sold 100000 rec
ords. 1T is called i Came Here II
Talk for joe" said Tobias, land OF
the other side was Praise the Lore
and Pass the Ammunition by SOM
other guyl' :. Barney Ross grace
full answer: "a hero? A hero OF
Guadalcanal is any guy who Cal
hold o riflep The Stork Clul
has 100000 invested in liquor-a 10
OF which won't be easy to get soon
Six Of the Toots Shor waiter
are college grads. Smarter than thu
bogS The Fashion Academy
Awards will be given out this week
end. The title Of Best Dressed II
Pubic Life will go to Rep. Winifret
Stanley of N. Y. La Luce got Il
2 years ago Correction: TIT
opening night "Follies" tickets vii
be $3.50.
New York Novelette,: They wer'
10000 In love and her birthday wal
due What could he do for hel
that he hadn't-all these Won
derful years? She said: mo
hon. You've given me everything 9
girl could ask for. I don't want any
more bracelets or jewelry. But II
YOU really want to do something
different-send me to your dentist
"Okey-dokey," he sail airily
''send me the bill" :. She flooded
him NTH kisses, NIT squeezes, mil
hugs, nit huff, etc. >. The dentist
did a magnificent job :. But aftel
she had her new crockery. she
stepped out with another bloke, anc
J. Our Poor Bum carried the biggest
torch in town He carried II
until the dimout regulations stepped
in and warned him Last nigh
he spotted her sitting with another
guy In the Havana-Madrid ant
tainted II thought" said
chum, "you got over her weeks ago!
II did, too" he moaned. "
was over 1t! But when she smiled
at me-with my own teeth-tha
was the last straw couldn't taxi
It,"
Manhattan MuralS: The Rec
Gross window of w. e. ]. Sloane q
47th and 5th. The scene should 81
copied in stores nationally -. TIT
salad bar in that market on 55tf
and 9Th. Consumes about two fee
of space-where minked women ant
their pups pause for snack
About dusk-when Broadway look
the way visitors used to read sh'
looked-with all her makeup on ant
blazing lights in her hair :. TIT
vitamin shop near Lexington Ave
nue. where you can get strawberr.
team, whatever that is :. The odt
shop in the sos, where an artls
draws your portrait while you wal
The N. Y. Times bulletins be
ing nailed on the bldg wall - q!
they do in the hick towns.