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Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
Did Humpfy Dumpty Fall Because
Of Stomach Acid Pains2

All the Kings men could not put Humpty
Dumpty together again, but those who are.
distressed with stomach acid pains,
indigestion, gas pains. heartburn, burning
sensation, bloat and other conditions
caused by excess acid should try Udga.
Get a 25c box of Udga Tablets from your
druggist. First dose must convince or
return box 10 US and get DOUBLE YOUR
MONEY BACK. At Clements Drug store.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
BY UNITED PRESS

The Los Angeles Angels got back
on the beam yesterday by banking
seventh-place Sacramento, TO 0,
while the runner-up, San Fran
cisco Seals clubbed San Diego, II
to 4, for the third successive day.
PortlandS hustling Beavers, no
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
REPLY LOOMS

WASHINGTON, June Sup
An informal congressional commit
tee organized to protest exclusion
of soldier-strdents from participa-
ton in intercollegiate athletics re-
ported today that Undersecretary
Of War Robert P. Patterson had
promised an early answer to its
protest,
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
Ct
Doy CT
B CT
Rr Paul SCHEFEEL.S

NEW YORK. June ). (UP)-Ted
Williams of the Boston Red SoX
has been the outstanding career
caSualtv OF the war. Now there is
another younester who may soon
be able to claim half a share in
that distinction. He is Vern Steph-
ems. shortstop OF the St. Louis
Browns
Joe Cordon's sixth homer of the
season gave the Yankees q l0-in-
ming. Ga triumph over the Browns
Yesterday. but it was a moral VIC
tory for stephens.
just returned from a preliminary
draft board examination. Stephens
mad q perfect day at bat. He col
lected two home runs. a double, sim
gle and walk in five trips to the
plate boosting his league leading
average TO a cool .404.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
FOOTBALL OUT

NASHVILLE, Tenn, June s.
CUPD Vanderbilt university, which
produced one of the stronger teams
in last years Southeastern Confer
ence, will play no more intercolle-
giate football for the duration OF
The war, Chancellor O. G. Car
michael said today.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
TRACY WINS

SAN FRANCISCO. June 5 up
George Tracy Of Redwood City,
Calf, took a 10 round decision
over Bob Bleyins, Oakland ship
worker, in the main event at Ma
tiOnal Hall last night. Tracy
weighed 1856, Blevins 1872.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
L. A. BUTTER & EGGS

Los ANGELES. june ] IJrF
quotations for butter and eggs have been
discontinued Indefinitely b. tue los An
grlts Produce Exchange
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06

Yesterdays Stars-Vern Stephens
Of the Browns and Mort Cooper Of
the Cardinals. Stephens had per-
feet day at the plate as the Browns
bowed to the Yankees, GA, and
Cooper pitched a one-hitter as the
Cardinals blanked the Phillies, so.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
LEAVE OF ABSENCE

Birnbaum said he would probably
enter the navy about June 15. He
has asked for voluntary induction.
Birnbaum was granted leave of alb
organization at the nfgn school,
sence from the high school.
The Varsity c club, lettermen'S
planned a banquet for Birnbaum
Friday night. The affair was can
celled, however. when a fire in the
California Hotel broke out shortly
after 8 pm.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
SMOKING CURVE

Clough has smoking curve ball
which finds more corners on the
plate than a cross eyed umpire
with a Worn-out broom, or so it
looked in local competition this
year. Today he is the property of
the Boston Red SoX because a large
but undisclosed cash bonus swung
the deal.
Of the two losers in the dicker-
ing, Joe Devine appeared the least
disconnected, not only disconnected,
but disconsolate, were the Rainiers.
MANY PROSPECTS
Devine says he has seen no less
than seven youngsters in his last
western iunket who showed as
much promise as Clough, who he
points out is after-all not the big
rugged, Yankee hurler type. A
bctter-than average pitcher always
looks impressive against no better
than average competition. and the
glare Of the big time has a habit
OF showing up in comic relief talent
scouts who get overly enthusiastic
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
SEND PETITION

A petition expressing the aims of
the schools has been forwarded to
the state department of education,
Weakley said.
Anderson will be in charge of ali
athletics in his new post.
The new mentor is a use grad
uate and there achieved a great
record as a cage player. In 1885
he captained a basketball team
that toured the Orient.
Birnbaum is a Wyoming man and
came to El Centre from Colorado
where he had previous coaching eX-
perience.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
FIFTH TRIUMPH

Johnny Murphy was credited with
his fifth triumph when Gordon lac
ed out his four bagger in the 10th
with two out and Charlie Keller on
first. Keller previously had belted
his seventh homer of the year.
Stephens sterling performance
had To split todays headlines with
Mort Cooper, righthanded pitcher
of the Cardinals. however. Cooper
came within a single hit OF baseballs S
hall of fame for the second straight
time last night as the Red Birds
blanked the Philhes SO.
Jimmy Wasdel's eight-inning sim
gle was the only blow off Cooper
and the only other Phil base run
ner was Merrill May, who got
aboard when the pitcher fumbled his
easy tap. Cooper did not pass a man
and famed five to notch his sixth
win.
Billy Hermann's double in the
fifth inning last Monday deprived
Cooper of a no-hitter in a game
against Brooklyn.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
Former Track Ace
Missing i'm Poetic

aluded pursuit. He hid the Tag
and MANAGED to smuggle it nome
General Werner Won FfltSch'
since reported killed in action Ill
Poland, excused the youths ac'io'
as a boyish prank. -,
A phenomenal runner IN higli
school days, zamperini went ON 10
the University of Southern Callior-
mia and hung up victory alter VIC
tory. His one-mile time OF 4 MN
utes. 8.3 seconds was made IN Mil
neapolis. June 18, 1888, and his two
mile ICAAAA record was set mere
the following year, with tllhe "l
9:l2.8
MISSING SINCE MAY ~
He has been missing since May
27. Among bombing forays he had
narticipated in was the Christmas
Day raid on Japanese-held Wake IS
land. He won cOmmendation later
for ministering to five wounded
crew members ON the return TRIP
from another bombing mission III
which their Liberator bomber was
badly shot up.
He was inducted into the army in
l94l and was graduated from bonn
badier school at Midland, Texas,
last August.
He held the air medal with oak
leaf cluster for two citations. He
had participated in engagements at
Wake. the GilbertS and MarshallS'
and the Bismarck sea battle.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
LOCAL BUTTERFAT

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Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
TIES SERIES

Southpaw Roy Joiner outlasted
three Seattle pitchers as Hollywood
tied the series at two games apiece
The Stars built up an early lead
and couldn't be headed. Hal Tur-
pin was charged with the loss.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
AnoeIS Return
= @ Winning Beon1

longer the Pacific Coast League
doormat maze it three in a row
over Oakland by 5-to-1 score,
and Hollywood downed Seattle, 5
to 3.
Ken Raffensberger, .ard-luck
man of the Los Angeles mound
staff, turned in his best pitching
effort of the season in blanking
Sacramento with nine hits. Charlie
English smacked a homer with the
bases loaded in the first inning to
fe9tupe THE Angels nine-hit at
tack on Bud Byerly.
FIFTEEN HITS
The Seals, still five and a half
games in back of the SeraphS,
banged out l5 hits off Charlie
Schanz and Earl Chapel of the
Padres. Schanz, a former San
Francisco hurler, was charged with
the defeat. Henry Steinbacher,
Seal outfielder, drew four walks and
cracked out a tWo-bagger which
drove in two runs.
Henry CCottonD Pippen, who toss
ed a perfect game against Sacra-
mento Monday, was the victim of
Portlands 12-hit barrage. Pippen's
woe was climaXed in the seventh
inning when a line drive from the
bat of Johnny Gill struck him on
the knee. Cotton was carried from
the field and Nubs Kleinke fin
ished.
The Beavers tailed three of their
runs in the second on doubles by
Ted Gullic and Stan Rogers and
singles by John O'Neil and Pitcher
Marino Pieretti.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
TIGERS

In TWO American league night
games. the Tigers shaded the Sen
atorS. 2-l. and Cleveland clipped
the As. 81 Jimmy BloodWorth
raced home ahead Ul Johnny Sulh-
vans throw on Ned Harris roller
To tally the winning run for Detroit
in the ninth. Three Detroit pitch
ers gave up seven hits while Dutch
Leonard allowed the Tigers six.
Al Smiths ScreWbal was in per-
feet working order as he held the
AS to four hits. Ray Mack's triple
prOdded home the deciding run in
the eighth.
The White Sox scored four runs
in the first inning and coasted to
a 4-3 win over the Red SoX. A pair
of walks. Don KOlloWay's double
and Wally Moses triple featured the
rally. Buck Ross pitched hitless ball
for the White SOX until the fifth
and was kayoed in the seventh when
Boston made four hits for two runs.
Gordon Maltzberger held the Red
SoX the rest of the way.
In the only National league day
game the Dodgers loosed a seven
run barrage in the first inning to
breeze to an 1875 win over the
Chicago Cubs. The Dodgers col
lected a total of % hits off a trio
Of Bruin pitchers while Buck New
som turned back the Cubs in bril-
liant fashion after rescuing Rube
Melton in the first. NeWsom doled
out eight hits. famed eight and
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
PERFECT DAY

Dolph Camilh fashioned a perfect
day at the plate with q homer and
three singles il four trips.
Vince DiMaggio scored all the
way from first on a passed ball in
the eighth as the Pirates edged the
Giants, 9-8, in a free-hitting night
game The Pirates kayoed Van
Mungo in the fourth with six runs,
but the Giants rallied for five in
the eighth and one in the ninth
DiMaggio singled III the eighth and
romped home when Ernie lombard
let a pitch get by him.
Boston and Cincinnati were un-
scheduled.
Imperial Valley press., 1943-06-06
MPLS. FLAX FUTURES

September Observation-Disclosures .......... -S3.Ol a
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09

The curios that Were displayed
Are hidden out Of sight,
The newspapers and the NLd0d-
zines
Are placed at greater height.
The pots and pans are all around
The floor is full Of chalk,
And all this fuss is just because
MY bdby's learned TO walk.
Lena Malech.
(The above is Mrs. Malech's
first poem, but il is about her
fifth baby.
(Her other four children are
now all of school age and the
thrill of once more watching a
baby learning to walk inspired
her to break into verse.-E.V.DO
ON APRIL ii. 1864, Garabaldi,
" the greatest man in Italys
history, wrote:
eff ever England should be so
circumstanced rs to require the
help of an ally, cursed be that
Italian who would not step for
ward I'm her defense"
This is known as the curse OF
Garibaldi."
II seems to be working.
1t was a railway strike which
inspired the coming of the word
sabotage, which is from the
French.
In French the word for shoe
Is sabot.
In the great French railway
strike of 1912, the strikers cut
the shoes holding the railway
lines.
A Ii records for long runs by
"A films have been broken by
Gone With the Wind" which
Is now in its fourth year at the
Ritz Theater, Leicester Square.
London.
For the Aim rights of "Gone
With the Wind. Margare t
Mitchell received $50, 900.
II she had made a deal on a
royalty basis, she would have
made about 100000 by this
time and still be getting around
$500 a week.
"T'HE illusions Of many Amer
l. lean citizens will be shat
tered when japanese planes start
dropping bombs on their sky
scrapers." So boasts TOTO.
There is only one skyscraper
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09
Better Health css:sap
BY DIR. Logan CIendening

In making a physical examina-
ton of the abdomen over the
gallbladder, you find that there
is no tenderness and you cannot
feel any lump which would in
dictate the gallbladder or an
enlargement of the liver.
The patient says that attacks
of jaundice have occurred a
number of times In the last
few years.
You can make some blood ex-
aminations, which would give a
mechanical Interpretation of the
jaundice.
The icteric index would tell
you fundamentally just how
deep it is, and what is called
the Vandenbergh test would
tell another fact and an X-ray
of the gallbladder would show
whether the jaundice could be
due to gallstones.
DUT as a matter of fact, you
- do not need this mechanical
help because you can analyZe
the situation from your physical
examination.
The fact that there is no pain
and no tenderness and no pal
pable gallbladder indicates that
there are no gallstones or gall
bladder disease.
The fact that you cannot feel
the liver rules out cirrhosis.
The fact that the patient is
subject to recurrent, attacks
would indicate that the jaundice
was due to blood destruction
rather than to stoppage of the
bile.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09
$50 Entertain
Yanks Abroad

for USO camp shows, over 600
signing pledges and the Holly
wood picture performers ara
great attractions among the
service men.
Before the end Of summer
many Of the celebrities of the
screen will be joining off-shore
units to perform for the soldiers
and sailors.
Lastfogel says a new and
popular feature of the effort In
visits to camps of picture stars
who do not pretend to enter
tainment talent off the screen,
but who can gather the men
around them for informal talks.
The money for the work Of
the USO camp shows comes
from public subscriptions.
IN THE first year Of the USO.
Il the present governor Of New
York. Thomas E. Dewey, headed
a drive that raised SIS, 200, 900.
Last year 1t was over S22,-
100000.
This year the drive has been
com b n e d with the United
Nations drive. 80
1 think my national lottery
would raise all the money neces-,
sary for the entire USO effort
without an appeal to the public
being necessary but I will not
press the points
If any one thinks the enter
tainment of the service men is
a safe enterprise, 1 might cite.
the fact that so far USO camp
show performers have suffered,
3 per cent casualties, which is
very high for the total number
Of persons involved. 1t
Copyright, 1919, by King Features
Distributed by International News servioA
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09
The Brighter Side

A BE LASTFOGEL, president
"A of the USO camp shows, the
amusement branch Of the United
Service Organization, informs
me that about $50 performers of
one kind and another are now
working in off-shore units en-
pertaining the American soldiers
and sailors abroad and that up
wards of 1900 performers are
engaged in the same effort in
the United States.
The off-shore units cover our
bases in Europe, North Africa,
the Caribbean, Newfoundland,
Alaska and Panama.
There are several units in the
South Pacific.
Joe E. Brown, the famous
comedian. recently returned
from a South Pacific tour and
his success may be judged by
the fact that among the service
men in this part of the world he
is one of the most beloved fig
ureS alive.
WHEN Lastfogel delivers a
w performer to the service
for an off-shore tour, that per-
former works and travels under
the auspices Of the service.
Thus Brown went to the army
and navy from USO camp shows.
but the moment he left the
mainland he was working for the
service. which is true of all
off-shore performers.
Joe did magnificent job.
An effort Is made by USO
camp shows to maintain a sched-
ule Of entertainment at off-shore
bases at three to four-week in
tervals.
This Is not always possible
because Of the vast distances 10
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09
The On|ooker
BY Henry McLemOre

wouldn't make a vest for a
thrush.
It's the only pair of trousers
In England today that requires
a shoehorn 10 get into.
don't have 10 wear any gar
ters with the things because the
trousers are so tight they hold
my socks up.
I don't dare sit down in them
for fear of bursting out of them
after the manner OF a silkworm
from a cocoon.
When I put the trousers on
and stroll down the street even
the most reserved Britisher
turns and stares at me because
I have the general appearance
OF a tightrope walker going 10
a booking agent for a job and
all I need is an umbrella 10
balance with 10 get the opening
spot at the Hippodrome.
THE more see Of these pants,
l. the more / understand why
"Austerity" clothes, according
10 the Board OF Trade. have
saved 100000 yards of cloth in
the two years since clothes ra-
tioning has been in effect and
600 000, 900 million pounds have
been diverted TO other more
essential uses than tailoring
fancy garments.
There Is this much 10 be said
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09
Scientist Bears Out Baer
Hate Thine Enemy
Best Rule Of Warfare
By ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

One of those psychatrist fellows says something have
been plugging for years soldier hate enemy from
the grass roots north.
Loving thine enemy myself you would have to
shave him too
Some years that the best substitute
The pychiatrs that panic and hatred
not both exist under the hat.
While encourage anger the psychatrist boosts hatred
The only difference you set mine the back of
stove to cool off.
When consider the facts of the would say the
scientific fellow right The things Germany Japan have
done to defenseess nations and peoples call for hatred of the
most indelble purple.
To start with they you You can love YOUR enemy
you so desire But don't invite the engagement party.
still repeat my recipe for condition like this Like
begets like, and no like.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09

QUERIES from clients:
VI Q-My pal says the horses
run in reverse or English style
at Belmont Park. New York. 1
say they don't. Who wins the
stogie1
A-You are both right. When
Belmont Park opened, the horses
ran in reverse, English style. on
all courses.
Now they run in reverse only
on the straightaway course.
The Futur1ty at Belmont Is
run in the opposite direction to
what it was run when the event
was held at SheepShead Bay.
Q-You quoted the 4-and-20
blackbird nursery rhyme in
pidgin English.
Do you know any more rhymes
in that language?
A-Only the following:
Little Juck Homer
Mdkee sit inside corner
Chow-chou he Clismas pie
He put inside tum
HGb edtchee one plum
Hal yahi What one good chtO m1,
THE Matrimonial Post and
Il Fashionable Advertiser 10
the name of a long established
British publication.
This magazine carries matrt-
monial advertisements and also
conducts a highly successful.
marriage bureau.
There should be marriage
bureas in the United States
sponsored by people Of standing
in the community.
All seeking mates could be
subjected to rigid investigation,
If organizations which offer
babies for adoption can handle
so delicate a task successfully
there is no reason why a matri-
monial bureau conducted with
similar care also could not be
successful 9.
-
EVOU are right about an army
l. wife having to have somes
thing of the Gypsy In her."
writes the mate of u. S. Army
second lieutenant.
This Is our rrst year of mare
rage and we have already had
eight different addresses"
Copyright. 1913, by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09

forces from appearing on the
air.
The squawk is that they have
been cleverly used as advertis-
ing stooges.
In Cobra Woman" Maria
MonteZ and Jon Hall stage an
underwater love episode.
Film technicians have made
the bubbles following the kiss
form hearts as they float TO the
surface.
Jack Coleman, tenor OF the
original Avon Comedy Four. is
a cop at the Holland Tunnel.
The old Central Park Casinos
Belasco Room bar is installed
now at Palisades Park.
The Merry Macs have a new
novelty song called "Mr. Beebe"
about the colyumnist OF the
same name.
A swanky hospital makes It's
patients bring their ration books
II they want to eat.
TRONY-Lepke, who refused TO
L deal with Dewey when he
was district attorney, must now
plead his last chance for his life
before him.
Michael O'Shea Of the Stan
wyck flicker is unwinding from
his wife. His next may be
Dorothy Gentle Of radio regis
try.
1t Is now necessary. they say
10 book maternity cases four
months ahead at most local hos
pitAlS.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09

ONDON-I have Just come
from the most patriotic
tailor in all England.
In his way he is doing as
much for his country as Mel
son, Pitt. Montgomery and
Wellington ever did.
The only difference is they
used cannons and ships while
he works humbly in his estab-
lishment with nothing more
glamorous than a pair OF scis-
sors. chalk and pins.
This tailor just has cut me
a pair of gray flannel slacks
which / intended 10 wear when
I got into Sussex or Surrey for
an occasional weekend.
Under the rules of the Board
Of Trade in England Austen
sly" clothes are all that men
pm wear.
y Having tried on my trousers,
I do not believe that my tailor
knows what the word "Auster-
ity" means--either that or he
is trying 10 save all the cloth
at one time on me.
I DO not have any cuffs on my
Il trousers.
There is only one hip pocket,
not patch pocket and the total
amount of cloth in those Stacks
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-09

I AM WRITING this in a
L series of articles on dag
nosis in order to try to give you
a sympathetic understanding Of
your doctor.
In order to treat you success
fully, he must make a success
full diagnosis.
Recently I emphasized that
the first step in diagnosis which
the modern physician uses. and
the most important, is to OBJ
tain history-the patients
account Of the illness in the
patients own words.
This week / wish 10 discuss
the second step in diagnosis,
which is the physical examina-
ton.
THE physical examination con-
l. sists in end avorin z
10 accumulate data about the
patients appearance and the
signs he displays which are evil
dent TO the physicians trained
senses-sight, feeling and hear
ing.
1t may seem to some Of my
readers that I am neglecting
methods of diagnosis by ma
chimes.
We live in a machine age and
II is notorious that people In
telling you about their doctor
will tell you how he took the
blood pressure with a machine
and how he had an X-ray made
and how he examined the heart
with an electrocardiogram and
how he examined the blood and
used a microscope.
THESE things are all very
Il fine. but they do not take
the place of history and the
physical examination.
According to the best authori-
ties the history Of the patients
illness. as told by the patient,
is of so per cent Importance in
the final diagnosis. the physical
examination, Is per cent, and
all the mechanical. microscop-
ical and instrumental methods
the worth about Is per cent in
the final summary Of the aver
age diagnosis. +
Let me illustrate by takin a
common condition, jaundice or
yellow jaundice.
The patient can see this and
70 that extent il is a symptom,
so the patient tells you when it
started and other things about
IL.
You can see il and to that ex-
tent IL is a sign, and part Of
the physical examination.
Your seeing the fact that the
patient is jaundiced confirms
the patients statement.
NOW you begin to analyze il
" and you find that the
patient says it came on without
pain.