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large, soc; medium, sic:
small 46-47c; L. S. Grade B.
large, 1850; L. S. Grade C, large.
81. SC: medium 47.9-4sc.
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Grade B large, 1870.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-02

DENVER-INS - Mrs. Hazel
Guggcnheim King-Farlow McKin-
ley. heiress to the $4,000 900 Gug.
genhelm fortune, and her new hus.
band. Corp. Larry Leonard Of Low.
ry Field, were honeymooning today
in Denver following a simple we'd
ding held at the home OF friends
Thursday night.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Brighter Bi Side

s OF today. the army OF the
"A United States is the great
est establishment Of the kind
the world has ever known.
It Is made up of over g.
600 900 men and women. the
very flower of our youth. Its
membership represents perhaps
so per cent of the families Of
the nation and every city and
hamlet and crossroad settle
ment in the land.
1t is officered by the highest
intelligence that could be seined
out OF our vast. population. 1t
includes the scions of the very
rich and the very poor and also
the so-called middle classes.
Our soldiers come from the
homes Of luxury and from the
tenements of the city slums,
from the mountains and plains
and from the shore lines of the
Atlantic and Pacific.
1T is an enormous melting pot
L into which has been poured the
blood of scores of different ma
tlonalities, even that of our
enemies. TO come out pure strain
American. In its tremendous
pattern are nearly all religions.
II speaks all languages, but the
common tongue is American
technically English you may
say, Yet nonetheless our own
American.
Never was there such an
army in organization and equip
ment. You may take its fight
ing prowess for granted. II has
been blooded in the South Pa
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Quick Answers

/ II was the seventh month in
the old Roman calendar of
10 months. When this was
-ttf4Pit+f4ted- -t'.--ttii1tt,-eeI If'-tet,rft;trt n
calendar and January and
February added, il became
the ninth.
2 Pearls. Those are the names
Of the common varieties OF
oysters found on the At
lantic. Gulf and Pacific
coasts and now in season.
3-Typhoons Normally so of
them sweep Japan in a sea-
son
4 - Abide With Me. written by
the Rev. Henry Lyle, as he
was dying of TB.
5-la4 Reyeiation:-fhi-Giv
War tc) World War |. Cd
Spanish-American
G. Mile. from Armentieres
also known sS "Hinky Dinky
Farley Voc
Tennessee.
Copyright 1913 by Klns Features
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01

Africa and Sicily and are
sweeping the Japs off islands
of the South Pacific.
The army of the United
States, as of today, proves the
merit of the Selective Service
Act and the necessity for hav-
ing experienced officers always
at hand. A report from the de-
partment of justice just issued
shows that in the three years
since enactment of the draft
law only GIG persons have
been convicted of violating the
law as against approximately
10000 prosecutions for the
same offense i'm the first year Of
the draft in the last war.
4 ND of the number convicted
"A in this war, 2,071 were pro-
fessed conscientious objectors,
l ,253 being members of the Je-
hovah's Witnesses sect. Over
100000 complaints of violations
have been quietly investigated
by the FBI in three years, but
only in cases of wilful evasion
was prosecution resorted 10.
The record, as a department
official says, indicates a praise
worthy attitude of loyalty and
cooperation on the part of the
American people.
No, never was there such an
army When you see a young
man in uniform, bear in mind
you are seeing a member of the
greatest army in history, and
chuck out your chest in pride.
Copyright, 1913 by King Features
Distributed by international News Service
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Husband Doesn't Support
Esiranged Wife and Child
War Problem Clinic

War Problem Clinic:
My husband and I arc Sepa-
-fate,+4. He has been in court
three times. agreeing 10 pay me
s. weekly for the support OF Our
child.
The last time I received any
money was about five years
ago Since then ! have been
working and taking care Of the
child myself. so l didn't bother
him about IT,
/ am now under the doctors
care and cannot work. | wrote
hun about this, but he hasn't
sent anything for the child. Is
there some way he can be put
in the army, or be made 10
support the child?
MRS. V. VI.
Dear Mrs. v. NJ:
IL may be that your husband
il claiming dependents which, II
true. places him in a specific
classification.
! urge you 10 20 TO the draft
board in the Cadillac square
Building and ask about his clas-
sificatiOn and at the same time
give them the facts about the
non-support of your child.
EDWARD POkORNY.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Rhyning Dictionary AT Work
Fotso Goering Finds
Bombs Roost at Home
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

Bombing is terrible fasR4e, was brought nigh
pitch by Goerng Now, we're doing the pitching
II fun for Fatso when Warsaw. Rotterdam, London
and Conventry felt the krieg all its bitzness But
The shoe the other foot the bunons
Mans inhumaniy really the higher brackets
days We're getting better at things all the time
when play games you have to take II well hand
II out. \.,N.\
Goerng went to take look at Hamburg and the
town hall through sieve. Now let Siegfred get the sword
Bamung and the garment Tarnkappe and he will still be
Vulnerable between the shoulders
susceptible in the Segfred in back
between the shoulder blades the Nbelunge
lied says that the Henies heels all
That's what's held up for years. | out all right
but wind up classical. II isn't fault It's that rhymng
dictionary got with package Of popcorn
By KngF FeatIr,
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Cured OF tuberculosis,
Wants in Army Service

War Problem Clinic:
| had tuberculosis four years
ago. but recent X-raXS haze
showed -S.<aS-et- disease
/ would like TO get into some
women division where / could
do some driving. Where can /
get information about Womens
war service divisions?
MRS. II. +.
Mrs. III. F.:
You may get information at
the following places: WACs. 200
Bull Building, CA. 1882;
WAVES, ninth floor Book Build
ing, l249 Washington Blvd, CA.
1868; SPARS, 53l Lafayette
Building, IA w. Lafayette. CH.
$40; MARINES, thirteenth
floor, Book Building. CA. 1868.
THE CLINIC.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Animals WAYS
Puzzle Writer

public, being sold soon after we
brought her 10 the reservation.
But 10 the animal world she
was the gal whose best friends
won't tell her. Three stations
turned her down without add
ing Can't We BE Friends =
and her title around the barn
was Nothing for the Boys
My own racehorse mare, Miss
Cop. would, / thought, present
me with a superb thoroughbred
colt. So / introduced her hope
fully To a couple of lads whose
blood was quite as blue as her
own, and then sat back rubbing
my hands al the prospect of
the magnificent offspring that
would eventually burn up the
racctrackS 10 bring in any
amount Of bacon.
Miss Cop, however, had other
ideas. After accepting the
flowers, candy and playful at
tentions of the gilt-edged pair,
one after the other, she whiSked
off and eloped with a heavily
built equine nobody, producing
a stud colt in due course that
was the splitting image of Pop.
After that ] decided that as A
Schatzchen for cavalloS / was
"A WaShOut.
CHIPPING over dogs and cats,
y both Of which have been
pretty we'll covered elsewhere.
! want 20 add Just one more
word about geese. Geese, ~
turns out, are the world S
SnObS.
Last year We added 10 our
flock OF pure white geese four
handsome gray ones OF
slightly different breed The
newcomers were all enthusiasm,
running briskly up 10 greet
the We l-established whites.
VINO, however, wanted no part
OF them.
II vas an irritating sight.
for several weeks, 10 see the
white clan, which were known
as EmdenS, waddling ahead,
their silly neckS stretched UP
as far as they would go, while
they honked their diSdain for
the grayS whose family name
was Toulouse The Emdens
Wouldn let the TeuleHses eat
with them. drink al the same
time or even swim IN the large
stock pond l gathered that tho
unhappy ToulouSeeS had been
blackballed from all the best
clubs, and ! felt sorry for them.
In the end, however, they
were accepted. perhaps one Of
them turned out 10 play a
starting game gnlL-or- con-
trlbuted heavily 10 the local
Community Chest
Copyright oy Daily Mirror Inr.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01

Advice by the Wayne County
Friend of the Court has proved
invaluable 10 many persons.
Through his help. many poten-
tlal divorce cases have been
Strengthened out, and persons
have been able TO build a new
life together.
The particular problem which
comes 10 the attention OF Ed
ward Pokorny. Friend OF the
Court, today concerns the non
support of children by their
father. Husbands who tended
10 Shlrk their family RESPONSE
btftties may fail 10 realize the
necessity -theI-eeatia4ed
financial aid after a separation.
In todays WAR PROBLEM
CLINIC a young mother asks
what she must do 10 obtain the
help 10 which she and her chill
cEcp-ara-e entitled from hef
estranged husband.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
by Damon RunyOn

cific. in north Africa, in
Sicily, in the Aleutians and
over Germany. and il has
sustained all the great battle
traditions of a nation that
has never lost a war. Only
fragments Of the army of the
United States have been en-
gagged in this war so far but
the speed and striking power
Of those fragments reflect the
aweSome potentialities of the
army as a whole.
We have drawn the 100000
out Of a reservoir of 29.000.000
registrantS of military age and
equipped and trained most of
them since Dec. Z, 194l. The
credit for the training of this
Incompatible army is largely
due to the officers and non
CONS Of the old regular army
who found themselves in the
early stages reduced 10 the ex-
tremity of using broonfsticks
Tor rifles and stoVepipe for can
non in their teaching OF the
new soldiers.
THlS situation seems in
credible now when you see
the perfectly accoutred soldiers
OF our army. But ii is no more
Incredible than the fact that
with our enemies crouChed 10
spring there remained oppoSi-
tlon 10 the Selective Service
Act that produced this greatest
Of armies.
Luckily for US il passed over
the opposition in October, 1910.
10 give us the nucleus Of the
fine divisions that won North
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Wife OF Servieeman
Asks Help OF Clinic

War Problem Clinic:
| have tried in every way 70
solve my problem but failed /
have a l3 months old baby and
will have another In December.
My husband is in the army
Ill have Ia Vacate my room
very soon, because the landlord
is planning TO sell, and doesn't
want children anyway. / have no
people and when my first baby
was born | had TO stay in bed
for TWO months, while my huS-
band had 10 stop work for a while
TO take care Of US.
l have no one 10 take care of
my baby while I'm IN confinement.
Can YOU tell me where ! could 20
for help? MRS. A. c.
Dear Mrs. 4. c.:
You are having 10 face a very
difficult situation, and this time,
alone. IL II always hard TO do
this, but after you arrange for
tina coming and care OF YOUR
new baby yourself, you may
feel that you have conquered
many fears YOU have previously
had about your ability 10 solve
your problems by yourself.
The American Red Cross, 800
W. Lafayette, is ready 10 as
sist soldiers wives in any way
they can. Will YOU please call
on them to help YOU during
your husbands absence.
MRS. IRENE r. MURPHY.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
lst Husband Tells Board
He's Paying; He Isn't

War Problem Clinic:
My first husband wan sup
posed 10 pay 81 a week ahmony
for our two children He told
the draft board he was paying
me SIS a. week, but for the
past five months. ! haven't re-
ceived any money at all.
Although l have remarked.
my present husbands in the
army and l really need the
money for the children. What
can l do TO get 1t?
MRS. +. L.
Dear Mrs. r.. L.:
Ii YOU were d ivOrced in
Wayne County, YOU may 60 10
the office OF the Friend OF the
Court, Barlum Tower. and make
n complaint against your former
husband for non-payment OF al
lowance for the support Of the
children.
II YOU were divorced else
where, you should consult an
attorney on the procedure and
-ee.ts-t to- enforce the decree.
EDWARD POkORNY.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Middle Age Best
Period of Life

NTT'HESE literary females re-
Il spOnsible for the never
ending flow of How 10 Get n
Man How To Hold a Husband
How 10 please Male articles
and kindred tripe are greatly
responsible for the unusual
number of e0Heeited men now
encountered" writes a young
Woman Of Philadelphia. 1T il
about time somebody wrote an
article titled How 10 Hold a
Wife or How TO Please
Woman Many women are bored
with their husbands and IL
would take the cOnceit out Of
many SNUG man If some wife
would write an article titled
Why Husbands Bore their
Wives Another good article
would be one titled How 10 Get
Rid of Man.
THE following observation by
Bcllamy Brooks is worth
pastlng IN your hat:
Have courage TO listen 10
your wife when you should, and
not In listen when yot should
not"
Mr., Brooks is indeed right.
Don I bank too much on femi-
nine intuition. Weigh your
mates advice carefullyD
Dispatch details death of
siX-wccks-old baby by suffoca-
tIon from becoming entangled
IN the bed clothes. Accidents
like this seem to happen fire.
quently. Isn't there any way 70
arrange bed clothing OF babys
bed SO as 10 make il suffoca-
ton proof. If not, somebody
certainly should invent such
method.
IN ROME the United Nations
Il bombers damaged one church.
That was because the Italians
had built an essential military
object next to this church. Since
the Axis started bombing Bri-
tain and Northern Ireland, 49,
S95 churches and ecclesiastical
buildings have been damaged by
bombing.
Note. Two British heavy
weights named London and
Mills are to meet at the
Queensbury Club in London on
Sept. p in a 14-foot ring. L
never saw a fight in that size
ring It is being used in this
instance to make certain the
contestants will stage a fight
rather than a foot race.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
War Problem Clinic
Estrdnsed Wife
Sent to Draft Board

her from saying these things.
What can l do
MRS. c. NJ. II.
Dear Mrs. &. VI. H.:
Your story involves relatives
who are unfrieudlX to you. So
long as your husband has faith
in you, disregard their gossip
about YOU and the child. As time
goes on. the less notice YOU give
10 their charges, the sooner it
will cease.
EDWARD POkOR\Y.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Sistsr.in.Law Telling
Lies About Her Child

War Problem Ghrfc::
We have been married for IL
years and have never had any
trouble except through my huS-
bands sister At one time she
caused us 10 separate, by telling
things about me which were not
true.
rfl1y-husband found oHt
they were not true we went
back together again and have
been very happy. Now this sis
ter Is trying 10 say that my
husband is not the father OF my
child. which Is also untrue. 7
feel she is trying 10 break UP
our home and would like TO stop
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
the Side

I did not chide him though Il
kHcU
That he Was false to me.
Chide the erhdiiHg NJ the dew,
The ebbing Of the sea,
The fading Of a rosy hue,
BIT not incoHstnncA
Why strire for lore, lchen lore
rs O'cr
Why bind a restire beart2
Christina Rossetti.
DROF. KARL KYAUCH Of
Il Germany claims he has put
into production an invention,
that can be fitted 10 any auto
mobile, which turns coal into
motor fuel and which Will en-
able the car 10 be operated at
one-tenth of the former cost.
States DR.. Boris Sokolon
History as we'll as physiology
proves that middle age il the
period OF mans greatest ca
pacity for achievement OF his
physical and spiritual maturity.
1t Is between the age OF 35 and
III that man il capable ef doing
his best work"
QUERIES from clients: @
0 What IS the lucky number
OF a Saggltarlan woman?
A-The star gaZerS say the
Saggitarian's lucky number il
seven, her lucky day il Thurs
day and she will always have
the best luck when wearing
something light purple In color.
Q-What IS apple pie a la
VIII Rogers
A-Will had a special pie
made from apples. raisins, or
ange peel and cinnamon. He
ate this pie with a large piece
OF American cheese on the side.
That Is apple pie a la VIII
Rogers, though 1 have never
seen II on meHH card.
Q-Say your wife smears lip
stick too thickly. And you feel
the urge 10 kiss her but do not
want 10 be smeared with said
llpstick. How do you handle
this delicate situation
Avery simple, sir, YOU get
a sponge, wipe off the lipstick
and then give the little lady the
great big kiss you have in mind.
If she gets angry because of the
sponge IL proves she doesn't
really love YOU. Such il the
decision Of our Horses d Women
department.
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
BY KAY SWIFT

BY KAY SWIFT
Famous Composer of Broadway Tune.
IST TO give you an idea of
- how mistaken an old city
slicker can be about animals, no
matter how well he likes them.
here are few OF the wrong
GuesSes I've made since I turned
my back on New York and took
ZIP fanehtng in central Oregon.
Id love to be able 10 say that,
after years, / am now a grade-A
barnyard psycho-analyst, able
10 cope. in nothing fiat, with
the problems of anything wear
ing fur, hide or feathers. But
Id be laundering liar. Ami
mails. large and small, still have
me guessing.
Take COWS, for instance. The
general build of a cow-which
always reminds me of a badly
packed suitcase-pluS the milk
ads that proclaimed her con-
tented disposition, had me COM
pletely sold for years on the
belief that BosSy was the most
easily pleased old gal on four
legs. Now ! know dlfIerent.-
TO BEGIN with, a COW has a
l. calf That, you might fancy,
is satisfaction 10 her; how
ever, you'd be wrong. as | was.
The calf isn't allowed 10 nurse.
after tho first day or TWO, for
fear il may ruin the COW for
future milking So mother and
offspring are separated, which
entails a vast amount of the.
most tragic baritone mooing. by
both Of them. that ever Smote
the ear of man. All day long
the COW walks up and down, for
weeks after her confinement
(Which is a dreary affair, during
which she's left severely alone
by her friends, none OF whom
stick around 10 tell her what an
infinitely worse time Mrs. Al
-fafta t1ad1, trying 10 mink up
.ne way 10 get al her calf
the calf is penned up in a
Wrn, or turned out in an en-
closed corral. behind "A stout
wlrc fence. she IS unsuccessful
They never get together, never
a. all until weeks later, by
which time both have forgotten
what all the fuss was about
After "A suitable interval, the
COW is lugged off 10 he bred 10
whatever mate her owner Sc
lects as suitable lis all rather
hka-the- PreaEEaased marriages
Of royalty-with an eye 10 ine
future heir 20 carry on the
blood and name
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01

HORSES have amazed me in
II various ways. For one
thing; / found out that stations
are not always the prOmiScuouS,
any-port-in-a-Storm fellcrS of
song and story. Last summer,
a visiting mare at our ranch
made such poor impression on
our stallion that he would not
WOO her AT any price. The poor
old gal. wallflower from the
word 60, mooned about in a
Smitten sort of way and was
almost kicked 10 pieces by our
handsome but dlsdalnful Wa
looks.
After he'd let her have II with
both hoofs, with no punches
pulled, he took off at a deau
run with that WiStful female in
pursuit ] tried 10 dope out
some way 10 talk Walooks into
the idea that Min wasn't really
half had wheH-teH get ~ knew
her. but u was no use, Eyentu-
ally We gave up. putting him in
sepcrate pasture Next day
We were horriied 10 find that
Min throwing pride TO the
winds, had galumphed- after
him tearing through three
strand wire fence and cutting
her chest wide open She had
10 he doctored for a long period.
during which ! can remember
that WalookS ever 80 much as
called TO sec now she was.
4 MOTHER mare, a gray In
"A dian CayuSe named Mousse,
got over eXcellently with the
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01

If WHEN n man writes: L
love you the / is three times
as large as the letters Of the
other two words. il reveals he
is selfish. SO say the handWrit-
ing experts. II the three words
are written close together. il
reveals he IS a little tight II the
handwriting leans backward il
indicates his head rules his heart.
A veterinarian has 20 he
smarter than a doctor of medi-
cine. That's what a veterinarian
of Boston, Mass, claims. He
says the doctor of medicine has
an a q V n < @ because his
patients can tell him in detail
regarding their symptoms, But,
says the veterinarian, horses
and dogs can't talk.
"You name the song, I'll name
the year IL was sung first or
buy you stogie," challenges a
Chcagoan. All right, smart
fellow, In what year did AL
JoiSon first sing "Rockabye,
Baby, Here ! Come With
Dixie Melody
In 1882, Max Baer put up
10000 in cash for an annuity
and beginning in 1912 he began
drawing an income on this an
nuity of $3.50 a week for life.
Max clowned quite little in
his career. but he most certainly
was never fool in a business
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01

Soap powder is parts
SacCharln o part
GtIttyCrTTne - parts
Water enough 10
make 100 parts
THE American Dental ASso-
Il cation mas just published
some researches by Doctors
Epstein and Talnter Of San
Francisco. on the effectiveness
Of a series Of dental prcpara-
tions ordinarily obtainable in
drug store The particular
point they wished 10 determine
was how abrasive they were.
Several years ago. in fact,
At the beginning OF this cen
tury II was considered that
tooth powders should have
rough. abrasive particles in or
Ger 10 CiCdU the organic mat
ter from the teeth
This idea combined with the
habit then in vogue of brushing
the teeth croSSwise. probably
did a good deal OF harm II was
proved by Miller. IN 1907. that
tooth powders could be too
abrasive and that exposure of
the gum margins and dcyiiahza-
tion resulted. Prccipltatcd
chalk containing harsh iH4PHFi--
tics wore tho dentin away and
cut the teeth rapidly.
THE research mentioned above
L was conducted on strictly
standardized lines. A machine
was used 10 do the brushing and
II treated all preparations with
equal force
In general the conclusions
were that no commercial dentl-
flee now on the market contains
too much abrasive. In general
they are all beneficial and
harmless and about equally so.
The important thing IS 20
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
How TO Submit
Your Problems
To Clinic Experts

Write Your problems 10
WAR PROBLEM CLINIC,
,TF,ll4tt-- Detroit eefttt 7 affr1rs, Betrurt,
Mich.
You must sign your name
and address. although no
names VIII be published but
will be held in Strictest con-
fidence. DO NOT write di-
rectly 10 members of the
panci.
These authorities make UP
the WAR PROBLEM CLINIC
panel:
Judge James r. Chenot "
Edward POkorny
Rev. Joseph A. Foley, =. j.
Fred M-Btftzci i-y
DIR. Robert q. Foster
DR.. Alfred McClung Ice
Mrs. Frances Sanderson
Miss Elva VI. Forncrook
John X. Watkins
Mrs. Irene r.. Murphy
Miss Mary VI. O'Neill
Walter II. r. Scott
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01
Connolly Answers

la white. CD green; to-
ColorleSS
pa North Carolina; (b)
New Jersey; tc) New Hamp-
shire.
3 (al Pluto; lb) Sirius; CO.
zenith.
IA terrier; tb) toy; (c)
hound
5-ta) civet cat; Cb) sperm
whale; &c musk deer
6 (a) baseball, (bl rowing
Co golf
Copyrisht l9i3. by King Features
Detroit evening times., 1943-09-01

@ Is there a sickness called
rabbit fever? How does II act
and what causes it?-E. S
A-Tularemia IN the official
name. IL il caused by a germ,
which infects the blood OF many
wild animals. II Is usually i'm
parted TO a human when he
dresses rabbit and gets some
of the blood containing the germ
in "A cut on his hand. The hand
and arm swell up and large
kernels Nymph nodes) appear
on the arm. Prevention il by
wearing rubber gloves when
dressing Wild animals. Cooking
Kills the germ, which does not
impair the healthy quality OF
the meat.