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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
NlidGelS Play
Game i'm I::SB

Speed is the keynote Of fircmen
IN completing a mission. Their
protcgeS in the Midget> division
Of tho Detroit Amateur Baseball
Federation follow their example
today in showing n game played
at Northwestern in ! .3S in which
Battalion Twelve defeated Eleven.
the 1912 champions, 81.
Robert CucChI and Fred Grass
allowed four hits between them
Wallace BeggS Of Eleven gave up
five. Clyde Cling gave Twelve tho
run needed in the seventh on his
single, passed ball, sacrifice, and
an infcld out
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

Wfh I'd Rick of Pontiac acting
2 athletic petty officer Co. 55l
oI rho -th battalion. won the
athletic flax for the l2th roCj-
mon' s,r Wocb Johnny MIC
formerly ~ fte Cardinal, and
Giants and shortstop Ed Pella-
crli arc leading httcfS for the
Grrs' Lakes haeenail team .
Bach IS hitting an even 500.
Cpl Larry Rurhclls. f6rner
pCuuit Times cmploye and now
star pitcher az The kcc,icr Field
,0tiGau LEAGUE has allowed one
ram IN eight games $3.50 I'm "A rc-
cent u inning game be gave only
ore Ll ard famed Il In an
Other sever ming game he
allowed one nj ana famed Il.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

ton hieeer-weighs 1876 pounds
now"
Mccoy used 10 he q welter-
wright, scaling around l45.
Jake Is Smaller
And" Londes FASTENED to
point out Jake is getting
smaller. The weight limit il
go hut I doubt II Jake will
weigh that much. He weighed
only l57 pounds for his last
fight" 1T must be Jake $
summer weight A.
Anyway the fight which takes
place AZ Olympia. June lS.,
shapes up As another prize for
the willy son OF Greece.
"Nr. Jacobs wanted that
match. too" Londcs chortlcd
Without being pushed. Londcs
recalled the Ray RobinSon-La-
Notta and LaMotta r. q E ar
bouts. which he achiled in spite
of Jacobs
"Mr HettChe likes the match,
too" LOndeS purTed
Which seems IN add up TO the
total Of John and Nick going
together again
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Chicago Club Plans
Memorial for Kiinnitk

CHICAGO. June q GNSb 80
Plans Tor a memorial 10 Nile
klnnick vorc announced today
boy The / University Of Iowa Alumni
club of Chicago The death Of
Ensign KinuIck. forWer Iowa All
AMERICAN football star. when his
plane crashed m Tho ocean, was
announced last week
lpvss revealed that m addition
10 klnnCk hi. ID teammates on
lows famed non man team
~ 1880 al volunteered for armed
service.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Pep Is Too Good
For Sal BartOlO

BOSTON. June Q CINS) vii
lie Pep Of Hartford trounced Sal
Barlolo. East Boston, 10 retain
his world (cathorWcight utlc in a
l5-round 20 at Braves Field last
night
The fight was definitely one
sided the Hartford battlcr taking
II rounds as he gave BartOlo a
neat licking in one Of the most
amazing exhibitions of left JabS
ever seen IN the tiuh.
The East Boston boy took one
round and two were adludged
even. as 10000 fans locked on
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Reds Too StronQ
For Soldiers

CAMP ATvTERBURY Ind juno
Q up The Cincinnati r q {
packed too much manpowey for
: he Camp Attet-Htfrv nj fast
night Smoiherlng the soldiers y
to Is beneath harraCe OF home
runs and extra base hns.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

saw. starts its races sunday at
1890. Then AZ s o'clock come
the popular bull fights.
"AI sports are going .hig.
There Is a lot 81 baseball being
PLAYED there and Gu II q o q =
basketball goes big with the
schools. Why, there i even
sports newspaper. the only daily
paper in the world confined 10
SportS news only.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
No Rationing There

while tho NcNicanS are iu,
tenSply pro-allN from what 7
saw YOU would hardly know
there was War going ON
Newman said There was mo-
ratiuning ~ food or gasoline.
J saw hundreds nf autos from
California and TcNaS Prom
these states N il easy 60 got
10 tho border and once over
the border there j. plentE of
Cas. The railroad .accmmWo-
dations in NeNico are good. and
while the prices have gone ur
some they are sir not bad
Iou can >til bun "a bottle 81
good Mexican beer ou the trains
for The equivalent of ~ cents
in american money and NcN-
10 has good beer
Ard rttr.a
tcr. -a4l --4.a.isa rf.-s.. 20 ..---
OR e.r-t tr J..drs ..,.
o. fasr scored arr-fE biz Hs
G.. c r--- r.t-.
facg'rr ~... r.n.er
iaNot's III. l.Ie
l-r---F- T-l[ Hu.f Hr
weight,
you wouldn't know Mccoy
row" Lou1-s rcrtrt-E s.sr
N.st ut'r frg f1fflt r.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

GOO pesos, q
c q q d chunk
81 which he
made In the
hull ring
Tho writer
mot Arn1llllta
in N cNico
City several
years ago and
presented tho
forCad0r with
2 base b a n
autograph G q
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
SPOR T S
-0u's Newman, Back From Mexico City
Reports Al. Sports Are Booming There
By LEO MACDONELL

Mexico City sports according Senior LOUIS Newman
Detroit from unofficial mission TO the capital oil our
neChbor nus border.
a Frda I IN indoor wrestling show that DIRE"
capacity of Newman explained THE next
night-SamrdaN-he again filed boxing
10000 and the bull fights
beautiful track
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
PAYS HER KEEP

Mothers Girl is five years old
and she has been paying her keep.
Last year for instance. she won
two races and Sl375 in p races
That was INST about enough TO
keep the ChlSm colorS flying.
This ycaI shes won one ~ her
Scycn starts and S775 before going
10 The post yesterday.
There were five other horses
going Tho six urlonrs IN that
fourth race AS Mother Girl pa
raded ~ tho start with little
Steve Murphy wearing tho old
gold silks WITH the sTivrT diamonds
that arc Dave ChiSmS racing
colorS. But thcy were all behind
Mothers Girl as she came down
thc1Strctch.
b.. It's too bad old Dave WASH Z
there 10 sec Mothers Girl gallon
home over the slow track She led
all the way and finished almost
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Play Grimmer Game

The American Soccer League
mas service flag bearing The
names Of - former players who
now arc IN tho armed forces
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Dickey, HemsIey Veterans

Bill Dickcy and Rollio HcmSicy
Yankee CatChcrS. arc each veterans
Of H. years IN the majors.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
OTHER THREATS

Morris WeNIcr'S Air Patrol and
Love Pact the LadySman flly
which runs for tho Bomar stable
Of Detroit. arc others that appear
likely 10 figure in the runnlng
Air Patrol ran head and head
with Black Badge TO the head Of
the stretch here opening DAY
while The Bomar stables llly had
won once and finished tnird IN
her three starts
Trainer Frank r. ChlldS will
be shooting for his second top
purse in as many days when ho
sends Black Badge out IN tho
De lean purse. lie took tho 800
Webb purse. Yesterday s hest race.
with JolS. The 3-year-old Ariel
flly with Johnny Adams up.
scampcred 10 tho wire an easy
winner by three and half
lengths over George krohblel' S
Golden Man and three other B.
Vear-OldS.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Its AmybOaiy'S Flag.
Says Jimmy Dykes
By LEO MACDONELL

WITH Yankees Sti tho boat ANYBODY IN
the American League jimmy DYKES
OF the White SON. VINO here 10 engage the Tigers series
ol five camcS
open twilight
o'clock Harold Ncwholsfr finEnE the Tigers and
Johnny HUMPHREYS White SoN
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
Met Leo's Friend

'T met your friend Armilllta.
the famous hull fighter. He
asked about YOU. He j. said
10 he worth more than 1000
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
National LEAGUE

NESTTRnAN RTSTITS
So Eaurs schedule
TODANS GANFN
Boston - BROOKLYN wright.
PhNsTeI phlr a. Sew YORK.
Ifishurgn A. So iru.t
tOr.v games sghefI'es }
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
DAYS BEST TINE

With 2 victory at Louisville
and good race here under her
belt. JOS had dead aim on Golden
Man, the pace setter which hadn {
been out since last fall. But II
may be another story next time.
JOS 1919 over tho slow track
was the best of The day
one Of the surprises was reg
iStorcd by Bomar stables scots
Bill. thr colt which opened a. S
to / against Fort Ben Ballury and
other Wcll-rcEardcd 2-year-old
maidonS in the fifth race. but was
quickly bet down 10 3 20 !. Scot
Bill proved Tho money was right
when he led them an 10 tho finish
line in the second race Of his
career.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

From all appearances hig
league baseball will continue
through the full season and
there will he some great crowds,
especially hig SUNDAY crowds.
Washing ton and Philadelphia
are having record crowds and
New York and Detroit fans can
be counted 10 turn out big for
their faNorite sport
Pointing oa' that the White
SoN have enjoyed good pitching
DYKES said thai his ciuh may NOT
win the pcunau bar Us apt "a
give other clubs p,cnty of head
aches.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

two lengths m front Of her near
est rival Home Again which VAS
ridden by the track leading
Jockey. Johnny Adams And the
third horse, Kenneth * was an
other eight lengths back. Just
breeze for Mothers Gifl
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
The Greater Game:
Ii. BOBBITT, EX-TITAN.
HOME FOR A VISIT

(Tiis column 81 athletes ~
fir SerTrrC 0.pprorE erpY
Is rfrF10g mad NvHd0gJ
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
By EDGAR HAYES

b ftHfthNH ma sN"HdNN.J
BY EDGAR HAYES
IT, Harry Edward Bohbut Jr.
former manager Of thcH UuNcrStty
n' Detroit football team. was
home for a VISIT la,f week ..
Young Harr} enlisted In the air
corps n November before Pearl
HaJhor and ihon started the
r0a0d- ~ training camps
ida finished hi- work and got
bus rpWW ion a tho aduiant
general school AZ Fort Washing
.nr N7.. l,o took part IN
nHamats' swimming and hockey
ID addition - h> 6wcs a, man
ars ~ frD University AZ Detroit.
BROOKS WADE ENSIGN
Ia. rroof-. former coach
~ f re,N TccrUDug baseball
'rar ieuof has been mad, an
ensign ... lir has been r tNc
r~s. fa.. 20 Erw,-aud - pres
,r STATIONED ~ Treasure
I<ar. r Francisco EsE
''s r..I ms promotion Iasf
TtH-a
Hn " FORMER rft Son.
- .ra~p.. Esn-'se. tI.r
-r' .r frf Fr~-~' Port
.r.a 'orn- 'lutraU ..
.. .fr.- '~au Iaa 4e.4r Va,
.s-ta1 Two. NhAtr VINO
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

,pndly legged offspring arrived
Old Dave named her Mother
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
PAID SI2.eO STRAIGHT

There probably isn't any bot
ting money 10 speak ~ around the
ChSm stable 50 its unlikely that
Willie Pope or old Dave collected
much. If any. Of The SD 20
straight Mothers Girl paid IN The
mutuclS.
But there isn't any doubt hat
after tho feed bills are pald III
and Trainer Pope gels "A piece,
there witt be enough loft OF The
S7O0 first money so that old Dave
can take some of the toy from
tho second precinct station over
10 Joe Lurding : or Bill Goose
Sycamore bar for 2 round or two
of that foamy Fall City brew
The Chism stable. unIncorpo-
rated, Will stand treat again.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
GIVES TIGERS CHANCE

The Tigers have good
chance 10 cop the pennant, what
with an outstanding pitching
staff and good power. Hoover
seems To have plugged that gap
NJ Shortstop and Wakefield will
he a power II he isn't taken
away in the draft. Dick Wake
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

DYKES oNpI1Inod e"but II i any
bodN'S race - and should be
quite scramble. The Yankees
can he beaten. Washington is
going good hut IL il Still queS-
tion Of pitching with the Sena-
tors. am not too sure the
Washington pitching will hold
up.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10
MATT VIZ GTARD

is only natural that man
from Louisville, policeman or not
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-06-10

II Stl think the Yankees the Soundest club in I
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22
Victory Gardeners Tip:
Alfalfa Tastes Fine
With Berries, Cream
By ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

Last week said would talk about alfalfa in the victory
garden but forgot to give you good reason.
If were giving commercial plug for this fourleRged
breakfast food would state that il with straw.
berries and What doesn't?
Alfalfa is eguminous forage and will grow anywhere II
is weed in a good mood.
IL is NOT like parsnps. you plant parsnps and they
don't up you disappointed.
If you plant parsnips and they do UP everybody
disappointed
Alfalfa will grow three crops year. But the smart
farmer grows hay and working those extra
harvests
The American farmer objects to time because he
doesn't want extra hour Of daylight.
And he doesn't hour of daylight because
he Ii tired Of looking at alfalfa.
have acre of alfalfa my victory farm It's Just
about enough work for but will be selfish
1t. l will let you do II all alone.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22
Better II oIth
BY DIR. Logan CIendening

THERE ARE two general
classes of recruits who are
discharged. from the army for
medical reasons.
Relatives and friends every
where seem TO misunderstood
The causes FOR rejection and I
Will therefore Try 10 explain
them AZ beStHCaT7.
The first group consists Of
those who are found 10 have
physical disability.
In spite Of the care with
which draft boards make medi-
cal examinations. some slips are
bound 10 occur. and when il is
found that the recruit has some
actual disease condition. ne is
given a certificate of discharge.
COMP ARATIVELY few Of
~ these occur in the line of
duty.
or course. a man may be in
jured during his training and be
OF no further use 10 the. army,
and is therefore discharged for
disability acquired in the line
OF duty and is entitled 10 PEN
sion.
Most Of the discharges, how
ever. are given with the nots-
ton that the disease or disabil-
ity existed prior 10 enlistment.
The discharge paper in such a
case is known as the blue
discharge
II is neither honorable nor
dishonorabie and carries no i'm
pllcation whatever Of bad con-
duct or lack OF obedience TO
duty
The causes Of rejection never
are written on the discharge.
The common causes Of rejec-
ton for physical disability are
tuberculosis, flat feet. dyspepsia.
rapid heart, sacro-iliac strain re-
sulting in backache.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22
BY Henry NfcLemOre

sirens had lcsped through
railing 10 become trapped in
borhcd-ouf basement.
L was p yellow alley ca Of
tho yeilowest and alley -catuest
order.
l. couldn't have gotten into
cat show with a letter from It's
pastor
lis ribs stuck out
Us ears hung down
It's tail stood up
Il was nanEey and one knew
oven from a distance that feas
had established on II kingdom
heaven.
i sat there and meowed.
II mcowed as the people dis
cuSScd what should be done
about The cat
Al. agreed II could not be left
ther-
This rot me-. II may lapse
into American slang,
uERE were 100 persons just
IL up from shelters after the
dangers NJ bombs.
Here were 100 persons fully
half of whom had suffered either
inc death of loved one or the
wrecking Of their own homes.
But the cat had 10 be taken
care Of
They didn't know but what
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22

IT'S time this heart should BE-
UipoUed,
Since others Il hath ceased to
more;
Yet though I cannot be beloved,
stu ict me lore!
Byron.
tAbove was written on the
authors Seth birthday.
The second line clearly indi-
Gates that az the age Of IS
Byron believed he had lost his
punch as a heart-throb
Maybe he Just waS being
modest or perhaps he wrote the
lines on A blue Monday.
In any event, many If tho
current Hollywood heart-throbs
are over SO years Of age
For example: Nelson Eddy,
Ronald Colman. Bing Crosby,
Bob Hope. Clark Gable and
Spencer Tracy.-EVDJ
THAT very bright young
Il woman Of Manhattan. Toni
Gilbert says:
The government will have IN
do something about the girdle
shortage or make the revolving
doors larger"
II was Willard Mack Who
changed Ruby Stevens name 10
Barbara Stanwyck.
That was when both we're ap-
pcarIng in the stage play, The
Moose"
What Is the most insulting
remark a man can make 10
woman?
In MARYLAND recently a man
said 10 a feminine SoCialite :"'a.
You have dishpan hands"
The lady turned pale, left the
room and returned with gun
and shot and killed the man.
A friend Of the woman in
suited said:
That is about the most In
Sultlng remark man can make
to a woman"
QUERIES from clients:
Nc @ An AquariHs man has
stolen my heart away.
He may try 10 marry me.
Should WORN ?
What do the star gazers say
about such fellows?
a. II is claimed Aquarius
men prefer the mysterious, hard
to-get type OF women.
They prefer 10 pursue rather
than he pursued.
Aquarium males must be in
the spotlight 10 be really happy.
That the Aquarians usually
have what it takes 10 be sue
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22
ID Happened I'm
Berkeley Square

the next minute might find a
German bomber over their
heads.
In listening 10 the helpless
CRY Of a stray animal they COM
pletely had forgotten the whistle
OF A bomb or the roar Of enemy
aircraft overhead.
A little Cockney, with a coat
so dirty YOU wondered how he
managed 10 wear II without
gas mask and with an accent
sharpened by the complete lack
Of teeth. said
We've got to get the cat"
He started peelng of his
overcoat
4 GIRL stopped him
n she was wearing the
KHAKI Of the Mechanical Trans
port Corps.
A patch on her shoulder read
Australia.
II know kittens. I'll get him."
she said.
She was a pretty girl and her
accent told YOU that she had
come from Down Under where
life had been easy and gentle.
She clambered over the rail-
ing. let herself down the con-
crete wall, dropped five feet and
started purring AZ the cat as
humans always purr al cats.
She said
Pussy, pussy
She meowed.
The persons watching offered
suggestions,
The crowd had grown twice
its original size.
Two Boobies had Joined in the
rescue and furnished advice.
Finally. the girl teased the
cat into her arms.
II scratched az her.
She purred 1t into being
quiet.
Hands helped her out Of the
bombed basement as the cat
clung 10 her neck like an ex-
pensive fur.
The Boobies took the cat.
looked at its collar and found
its name.
4 LITTLE Cockney cab driver
"A was an interested spectator.
I'll drive i'm 'ome," the cabby
said. "'es All a very bad time.
I'll drive the lady who rescued
I'm 'ome, too"
But she was gone.
In a minute every one had
gone.
Overhead the fat barrage bal
looms swayed like unframed cir
Gus elephants.
The Bobby on the corner
waved on the traffic.
Across the street in a fashion
able home where Anthony DreXel
Biddle lives, a doorman helped
out a beieweled dowager.
Life went on in Berkeley
Square but for Just a moment
life in Berkeley Square had
stopped long enough-all be-
csuse Of cato prove 10
a callouSed reporter that no
matter how wicked or hard
those who run the world be-
come, the ones they run will
never. never lose the softness
that makes the world worth
living In.
Distrisutsd By MeNauEht Syndicate, lac.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22
Characters
I'm ". v. Show

get strawberry tea, whatever
that is.
The odd shop in the Sos,
where an artist draws your por-
trait while you wait
The \. Y. Times bulletins be-
ing nailed on the bldg wall--as
they do IN tho nick towns.
NEW YORK NOVELETTE,:
~ They were 5000 N love and
her birthday was cue.
What could he 90 for her
that he hadn't-all these Won
derful years?
She said:
mo. hon. You've given me
everything a girl could ask for.
II don't want any more brace
lets or iewelry.
But II you realty want To do
something diHerent-send me TO
your dentist"
"Okey-dokey," he said airily,
"send me the bill"
She flooded him nit kisses,
NIT squeezes, NIT hugs, NIT huff.
etc.
The dentist did a magnificent
JOB
But after she had her new
crockeE5 she stepped out with
another bloko and Our Poor
Bum carried the biggest torch
in town.
He carried il until the dimout
regulations topped in and
warned nm.
Last night he spotted her sit
ting with another guy in the
Havana-M and tainted
II thought said chum,
you got over her weeks ago."
II did. too" ne moaned.
~ was over IL.
But when she smiled ut me-
with nv own teeth-that was
the last straw couldn't take
It,"
TIE SHOW SHOPPERS: The
Il Hard Way, with Ida Lupino
AZ the Strand
Sir Ccdric Hard3icke's play
ing IN The Moon Is Down
short called Boom Town
y &.
Maxine Sullivan az Ruban
Bleu
Dinah Shores blues via the
Blue Friday nights
Betty Hutton s 2ing in Para
Happy Go Lucky
The More the Mcrrier" film
with Jean Arthur and Joel Nc
CTCd
And the film. "Hitler'S Chill
dren for the Shudders.
Copyright ~ DaHy Mirror. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22
The OnIooker

T ONDON-It happened IN
II Berkeley Square.
Il happened in Tho rid.after-
noon when the waihng echoes ~
the air raid siren were still
mingling with the sharp call Of
the All Clear
II happened in Bcrklcy Square
where the nightingale used 20
sing the sweetest IN all London
until the bombs took away most
Of the trees,
I happened 10 see il.
II came close 10 proving 70 mo
that while there may not always
he an England there VIII always
be gentle and lovely people
I'll 90 even further proved
10 me that no matter whatever
the war lords do in this world.
- world still viii be peopled
4 men and women who have
~ time, the heart and tho
feeling for little things, lovely
things.
HERE'S what happened in
II Berkeley Square as the sirens
sull moaned N tho distance and
the fighters traced their pat
terms across the sky upwards Of
100 men and women gathered
around an apartment building 70
sympathize with stray cat
who probably IN fright from the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-03-22

III
Ray Bolger, whose magical
sleight-of feet performance is
always a breath-taker.
James j. johnson and his
lovely daughter, Vonnie.
Signor Giacomo Durante, who
Is getting 5000 CLAIMS a week at
the Copacabana.
Benay Ncnuta, who is appear
ing at so many wagclcSS bcne-
fits her booking agent threatens
10 plant A Victory Gardon-so
he can cat.
War Is Like This: Pvt. AL
Kavanagh. former cafe glammer
guy, and Pvt. Bobby Melo, for
mer waiter-caplain al the Monte
Carlo. double-dating al the
CaSban.
Mrs. Barney Ross, one Of our
prettier chorines, giving the
chorus-girl profession a good
namely vetolng all checSecake
art.
GABLES in Our Alley In
~ Reubens Henry Youngman
recounted a terrible nightmare
81 dreamt," nc hrcathlcSSly
reported. that WAS Represen-
tative Glare Luce--and tongue
tied"
sue Ryan, the "Folles'
clown, said 10 the shows star
RaElh -
"Fevvensakes, please insult
me-
asked the startled
Milton.
Because" said Sue II wanna
make WInchell's Sallies-in-Our
Alley paragraph"
In the CotillIon Room no
torious bore stopped Benchley
and said
well, well, well. What's GO
Ing on ."
ME" grunted Bob.
1 |EMOS Of Midnghter:
"a SopgSmith Charles Tobias
-tnld the -Iln-Paa-A+le-- rans-sst-
the ErolleS about enc Of his
Songs Which sold aAl- lQl- FAeaHas-
at IL Caifed 4 came Here IN
Talk for joe" said Tobias land
ON the other sidS was Praise the
Lord and Pass the Ammunition,
by some other guy
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hero hero on GHadal-
canal is any guy who can hold
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