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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

NA'XIE twists him around her
- little finger" j. what
heard stated about a big fellow
who na, q cute little trick type
Wife. Tine fact OF the matter is
that this lengthy lads mate
0oe>n do anything Of the sort.
Nor has She any desire TO do so.
THi fellows arc generally CO.
operative. tolerant. broad
minded, co0d-natured. easy GO
lUg and sentimental They have
talent lnr matnomny But
tqo big guys, especially when
they haze "a pint-Sized witt.
never get any credit for the pos
SrTTi1u If t7c aforementioned
admirable qualities People are
always commenting on how
cicveriy ihc cute, little wife
manages her large husband.
4 F'TER the war l will imme-
~ diatcly inauguraye my Bit
Ter campaign No 999SC This
viii bc for better pants hangers
in hotels. / am opposed 10 the
type of pants hanger you roll
your pants through. / like the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
Fighting Mans Friend
Questions and Answers

II NJ. NJ: @ My husband is
in the navy and has recently
taken out insurance for my nedi-
cal care / would like 10 know
where l 90 for this treatment.
Will The navy furnish their own
doctors or may ] have my own
family doctor Can you tell me
how l might obtain more infor-
nation
A--The navy will not pay
civilian doctor To take care Of
you. Your husband evidently
obtained an out-patient's card
which would entiiie YOU To care
ut any navy hospital with an
out-patient clinic. The nearest
ore is at the Crosse lie Naval
Air Base.
Mrs. NJ G. Q-My son enlisted
in tho Coast Guard 10 months
ago He was the sole support of
the family When he left no one
Vas working in the family and
he had an allotment made 10 us,
In the meantime my daughter is
working and contributes TO the
household and my husband is q
Waterman temporarily Am / en-
titled 10 tho So a month?
Alt j. the responsibility of
the soldier and the persons 10
whom the family allowances are
paid 10 notify the Office Of
Dependency Benefits immedi-
ately when any Class " depend
ent ceases Ia be dependent on
the soldier. This change should
he reported on an official
change o. status form w. ID.
n g.. q. Form No. 64t), which
may he ohtaiDed from the same
sources ~ the official spplica-
tiou blank.
Mrs. VI H.: Q--Ny son has
been assigned 10 military police
for the duration OF the war. Does
that mean ] can also put a star in
my window for nm?
A--The military police Is just
n much part of the armed
services a. any other branch.
and Won are perfectly justified
In displaying a service flag for
your SON.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

deeply, because l still love him as
much a. ever.
] don't know whether 10 find
some one new as he told me, or
go or loving him the way l do.
Can You help me?
MISS a. p.
Dear Miss \. r.:
think perhaps ] would do as
he wishes. Continue to CORE
spOnd with him on "A friendly
basis aud do not worry too
much about getting married. Go
out with other boys. He may
have many reasons for not wish
ing 10 consider marriage at this
time. Why not accept his atti-
tGde for now and perhaps IT
will all work out as you both
wish.
MISS MARY VI. L'NEHL.
assistant director az the metro
politau Detroit I so.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

By Dr. Logan CIenslening

TIVE pronouncements 81 the
Il National Research Council
on Nutrition are getting 10
sound a good deal like radio
commercial continuity. They
discuss only one side OF the
question. and il you VIII follow
This advice absolutely and not
pay attention 40 any other talk,
all your children and depend
ents will be perfectly healthy
and happy
Now II Just 50 happens that
IN the field ~ nutrition there
are individual differences be-
, tween men and women. women
and women, and women and
men
This fellow may get along all
right on the National Nutrition
Councils daily allowance Of
otein. while the other fellow
- miserable on II. And both
would be eating perfectly
healthful diets for them il they
could get what they want
THE riCid demands made for
Il the daily amount Of viiamlnS
90 be eaten is based on no SCI
enufc data whatever. No Sci-
enlist on earth knows what the
minimum daily amount OF vita
min { 20 keep you healthy IS.
II was recently pointed out
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
RunyOn Has Idea
to Boost Morale

DRESENIIY IT would come
L out that they all saw eye
to-eye about Roosevelt which
would make it a true friendship
all around and finally they would
get TO the topic that is the
crux OF travelling companion
ships. the danes. and somebody
would say lets stop somewhere
and get drink. and there you
are. Lifelong devotions might
arise out Of my plan.
understand a taxi driver in
the city Of Cleveland had a
similar idea some time ago that
h" tried to put into operation
himself, but he met with an I'M
fortunate incident the very first
crack out of the box and aban-
doned the plan. II seems he
was hauling three gents and a
lady who had been pushed ad
lib into his buggy by the starter
at the station one night and
who were sitting in silence and
preoccupation and paying no at
tention to one another and the
taxi. a friendly soul. thought to
do them a good turn.
LADY and gents" he said. II
know you are all strangers to
one another, but I like to hear
q little chatter going on i'm my
hack and 1 wish you would get
acquainted and talk. The war IL
tough enough ~ IL Ii, amt II 2"
GO THEY all reused from
~ their respective reveries
and laughed and looked at each
other and the lady suddenly
let out a scream and made
pass at one of the gents, who
jumped out of the cab and
lighted. running because il
seems he was her husband who
had deserted her two years
previously for another gal, so
the poor cabby lost a fare.
Copyright. 1919. by King Feat Syn. Inc
Distributed by international News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
Boy Friend Wants
TO Drop Gouriship

War Problem Clinic:
| had gone with this boy a year
before he went into the service
and have been writing 10 him tor
almost two years. / havd seen
him three times In those two
years and he seemed TO change
every time
He asked nc 10, 90 out with
other boys while he WAS gone, but
i refused because / love hun very
much also, he told me that he
wouldn't date other girls. Then.
on has last furloueh hc said it
would be better II We were yust
friends
He said he would mover get
married, 50 ! should find some one
else. Now. We write 10 each oiher
tIst as friends, but 10 hurts me
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
by Damon RunyOn

no warm friendships are pro-
duced Norcaliy bright and in
lefosung conversation and ex-
change Of thogcht comes out of
the association. The weather
and that other truck is dry
sJJlf The run of travellers in
Guides Llnlld backward men,
WHO arc Uncomfortable among
Strangers and Inarticulate and
VINO shrink within themselves
N this enforced mixed gather
ing and brood over the war
conditions and thus reduce their
own morale
4 ND NOW here is where I
\ come in with a suggestion
that ! think would remedy the
situation. believe the cab COM
panics should require all pas
Scngcrs 80 furnish little in
formation about themselves so
that company man assigned
90 that specific duty could in
troduce them to one another
after they are wedged into a
cab with a brief rundown on
each For example.
''9Ir. Peter Clambakc. of
Tulsa, Okla, insurance business,
meet Mr.. Horton jun. of Seat
tie, retail liquor. Mr.. Charles
Qu0y, az Boston. brass manu-
factUrer. shake hands with Mr..
John Wickenby, of Atlanta.
poultry. but used to play foot
bail st'-Brown with Quentin
Reynolds
think YOU can see what
would CnSuc. n would develop
that Mr. Clambake knows QUEEN
sim Reynolds so he and Mr..
Wickcnbv would get along fine
talking about what a fine fell
low Qucnt Is. Mr.. Juff would
very likely know Mr.. Big Dan
Carroll 90 Boston and would
surely inquire about HIM.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

that the symptoms of deficiency
of the vitamir. riboAay1n. which
have been discussed at such
length probably DO not exist at
all o. are due 20 many causes.
not Just rIbofla,ln deficiency.
So when you start ont 10 follow
a rlgidly scientifically calcu-
lated Diet winch has worked all
night for John Doe IN the lab
oratory, u may not suit YOU,
Thomas Jefferson Adams Jack
son. n all
nNE 81 the Fundamental ere
~ ron, pf -tFhly scientific
boards Us that tft' n,crtbeIS ayc
used 90 Applying anD'al expert
mentS directly 20 human Condi-
tons. They DO not always ill.
The eNpeTmcntcrS w & h I
know lhis because their COM
mon laboratory animals cannot
he USED for tho same expert
mentS al all. The common lab
oratory ANIMALS are the rat,
the guinea pic and The rabbit.
The rat has always been a
sravenger. eats every thing. lives
IN filth and with disease. and
YOU can hardly infect HIM with
anything IN the way Of a germ,
bat ne mclts and mollts and
withcrS and gets scahby al any
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
War Problem Clinic:

War Problem Clinic:
/ have been married for J.
wears and have four children. ]
was married Al is and thought !
was in love with my husband, but
after these years l find / love
some one else.
Its like being in jail 7 can't 60
anywhere or talk 10 any one, anC
my husband Is extremely Jealous
Can you please advise me whai
10 do?
MRS Nj. s.
Dear Mrs. ". &:
Your problem offers three
possible solutions. although one
Of them il hardly a solution.
You could attempt 60 carry on
n secret affair with the man
with whom you are ia love,
hoping that your husband does
not find out. This 1 would not
advise.
On the other hand. YOU might
possibly leave your husband
and establish a separate home,
70 to work yourself and at
tempt TO support your chill
dren. There j. a question a. 10
whether your husband would
or would not want Ia seek "A di-
vOrce n your relationships con-
tinued with the other person. III
he did YOU would then be free
10 marry the other man. III not,
YOU would then have 60 con
slider the other alternative,
which l. that vi giving mp Your
relationship with this other man
and trying To find A. happy "a
solution 10 your problem in
your children and home a. II
possible.
II IL unfortunate that we find.
after number 0f years, that
there - some one whom we
care mere for than our own
marriage partner. This often
happens. however. in cases
where we marry ~ 80 young an
age a. YOU did. There are ~
many factors that enter into
why people come 10 grow apart
In their relationship that ii il
impossible TO discuss them all
I'm this short time.
DIR. ROBERT g.. FOSTER.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
Food
Research

removal OF vitanins from his
diet.
THE guinea pig. on the con-
trsry being for ages used ID
getting all It's vitarnins from a
n1onotonouS diet, Is pretty re-
Slstant 10 Ntam!n deficiency ex-
pcriments. but Curls Up when
any infection hits him 80 he Is
good meteorological expert
mental animal
The rabbit is sort OF hetWixt
and between on both Of these.
hut you can knock hin for a
loop on reproductive expert
ments.
The results of all tho labora-
tory work on these diverse ami
TBals Is applied "a man as II
there were no differences be-
tween them II nothing else.
there is a difference in SIZE be-
tween man and these animals.
The reverse would be II a
laboratory had devoted itself 10
experiments on a wild boar. a
bear and maSlodon and the
cNperimentcrs came rushing in.
bug-eyed 10 apply the results
TO YOU and me and our little
glrls and boys.
TliEY might not be analogous.
The chdrting Of the food re-
quirementS as put out by the
National Nutrition Beard are all
right but don't Get discouraged
If everybody IN your family
doesn't follow them Nature
and instinct have been a. work
a good deal longer than modern
nutntional science.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
Exposing Spies
and Propaganda

who operated In the guiSc of
anti-Nazl refugee journalists
have come 10 the United States
since 1910. Thanks 10 the ex-
treme vigilance of Army In
tclIigenceS Naval Intelligence,
FBI, StateNdepartment, and par
ticularly the Foreign Press
Association not single one OF
these phonies has succeeded in
obtaining American press
credentials. However, several
have landed lecture contracts.
GEORGE SYLVESTER VIE
VI RECk'S downfall was really'
due 10 government agents
remarkable memory For 20
years everybody knew that he
was working for Berlin-but
Viereck was .shrewd enough 10
conceal all evidence which could
have convicted him. When after
the outbreak of the war the
government went after Viereck
in earnest, a smart agent re-
membered that five years ago
some one had told him that way
back in December, 1880, Viereck
had boosted that he never kept
anything important in his safe
but hid the stuff IN an neon
SpicuouS piece of furniture.
The agent went 10 Vierecks
apartment, located the very
object and found in IL a record
in Viereck's own handwriting
of every dollar he ever received
from Berlin.
Remember all the literature
that tried 10 sell us the hate
boys and the dictators? Few
people knew that most OF IL
was being printed by the Hardt
Press in New York. But even
fewer people know that this
American print shop was
owned directly by the German
gestapo. IL was one Of the many
camoullagcd business enter
III Aor> Oi w lily sDAlliAAftlltdIL lH
one OF the highest functionaries
Of the Festapo. When the heat
was on he got away via Japan.
ONLY about 400 of the private
" letters of NaZi agent Man
fred Zapp seized by the govern
ment were published in the Dies
Committee White Book and used
IN various recent prosecutions.
When these documents were
first published they caused the
expulsion from this country OF
ANS conSulS. But there are
about 500 additional letters.
Some fpSt-class bombshelIs are
due when this batch is finally
made public. a famous night
club thrush VIII have a hard
time explaining certain highly
embarrassing political missiles.
a congrcSSman's this name has
novcr figured in print before
face VIII be red because Of some
very compromising confidential
letters of recommendation.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

IL derived from his work in con-
nection with the organization
he told this correspondent"
Nagaharu YaSuO was one Of
the Jap newspapermen IN New
York who was nabbcd by the
Omen after Pearl IIarbOr. The
ultra polite hippo had fro
qucntly made furiiYe visits 10
the elaborate offices maintained
in New York by the imperial
japanese army During the
questioning about these visits
Yasuo was asked why il was
necessary for the Jap army 10
have such a huge Office suite
here. His grin broadcned and
without batting an eyciaSh he
Missed:
"Ob. for buying and for
spying"
A FTTR Pearl Harhor some
"A OF the leading pro-NaziS IN
various cities ran 70 cover by
suddenly turning patriotic They
became leaders IN the various
war bond drives and always
had their own large subscrip-
tionS well publicized. As
result many Of them received
letters Of commentator from
the treasury department and
headed various civic committees.
This, they thought was 100
per cent protection against
their former records coming
up. However. slcutnS have now
found out that some al these
overnight patriots and their
henchmcn quietly sold every
bond they ever bought II
would hc "a good idea 90 publicize
their names
Seasoned foreign CORES
p0ndertS estimate that fully
one-half ~ those fifth coIumnlsts
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
AdricP Ia Market DHbbfprs
Black Friday of 1929
RecoIIed-Too Easily
By ARTHUR BUGS" BAFR

Today has always been terrible day in Wall Street
history and one Stunned by broker and apple alike.
An apple the trade discretionary account.
The customer doesn't fall far from the stops
without bit OF rolling
remember that healthy reaction in 1929 had put
thing for old Somebody pulled the rpcord
the bag
! called up my broker at in the morning. He
about 10 retire for the night. II slept standing
chair with around his neck attached the chandelier
time bomb in his hat and flask of poison his hip
Eddie" said, I'm ruined IDterockng Wet Matches
has dropped from Az to 49,"
what did YOU buy IL att" Eddie asked.
II got il at H. said.
"Then call when it's IL replied pulled the lever
the time bomb drank the flask hung UP the
telephone and jumped off the chair.
Folks, that storys true Greenwich time and the
girl you left behind you.
wasn't exactly nuts, but do remember sending paper
napkins TO the laundry
My advice folks in Wall for every Friday the
thirteenth is to clothes loose especially about neck
drink continuously and don't try your neghbo the
minus sign.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

While WaIter WinehsH Is
aVay. his column wiu be con-
Quoted by guest contributors.
Today's 10 by Guentbsr Rein
hardf.
I Asst week the government
~ indicted eight traitors who
= broadcast from Berlin. Among
'nem was Otto Kolschwitz, for
merly New York teacher.
Way back in 1886 when Ameri-
can newspapermen attempted
To expose him as a NaZi agent
they were stymied by a reSolu-
ton of confidence in Koischwitz
by his Hunter College students
and an announcement that he
had just been voted the most
popular teacher. Now evidence
has been unearthed showing
that the popularity contest was
masterminded by Friedhelm
Drager. gestapo chief at the
New York German consulate.
and engineered by Ernst Kotz.
a secret NaZi agent who was
deported July IS, 1941. The stu
dents of course knew nothing
about this.
4 s PART OF the good neigh
"A Dor program Uncle Sam Is
helping Mexico 10 combat the
Sinarquist movement with its
sinister ties 10 Berlin. Yet today
during the Dist month of our
being at war German-language
paper published IN the United
States sees fit to boost this
subversive movement below the
Rio Grande. The Josephs Blatt,
of Benedict, Ore. volume Sc.
No. 30, Of July 26. 1913, has
huge ad on page four: Sin
aruulsm the Hope OF Mexico's
Poor" which states:
This IL book which We
can not recommend too highly
10 our readers" and that 1.-The
fhbfFfN"u lN'@N ~NttT HsHtFif
incapable OF giving n true pie
turc Of Mexico"
Werner Won GLENN. the Long
Island society playboy whom
the government sent 10 jail for
peddling Snuggled Nazi dia-
-monds, had a silent partner He
las none other than Hitler's
breign minister. Joachim Won
Ribbentrop, a relative Of Won
GLENN.
HNTEWARk, y. j.. Nov. II.
~ 1933-William 4. Meyer.
90. an American-born citizen
who II self-styled successor 30
Heinz Spankno"bei, discredited
Nazi leader in the United
States, has been busily engaged
I'm mobilization OF the pro-NaZi
forces In this country. by an
agreement reached by German
district leaders. Mr.. Never said
that he was named Ia head the
friends az the New Germany
movement. His present Income
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
Quick Answers

Ham and eggs. country style.
2-Thornas Jefferson.
3-Connecticut and Rhode
Island
Tennessee.
Drops of wafer on the skin
act as small M a gnitying
glasses increasing the power
Of the rays OF the sun.
6-"Whosoever shall blaspheme
against the Holy Spirit hath
never forgiveness, but is
guilty Of an eternal sin"
I They're meat eaters.
8 Manila,
Copyusht. 1913, b. Klng Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
How TO Submit
Your Problems
To Clinic Experts

Write Aour problems TO
WAR PROBLEM CLINIC.
The Detroit Times, Detroit.
Mich.
You must sign your name
ana address. although no
names VIII bo published but
Will be- held IN strictest con-
fdencc Do NOT write di-
rectly 20 members Of the
panel.
These authorities make IN
the WAR PROBLEM CLINIC
panel
Judge James =. Chenot
Edward RokOrny
Rev. Joseph 4. Foky.S. J.
Fred NJ ButzeI
DR.. Robert q. Foster
nr. Alfred MrClung lee
Mrs.. Frances SandcrSen
MisS> ElNa ". Forncrook
John X. Watkins
Mrs. Irene y Murphy
Miss Mary VI. O'Neill
Walter N. y. Scott
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
The Brighter Side
IN INVESTIGATING CON

IN INVESTIGATING Condf-
l. tons on the home front I
learn that one thing That tends
10 induce mental and ply siC7i
discomfort among many Of our
citizens and consequently low
erS their morale. is The pfac-
tice of bundling groups a total
strangers together in -taAlcahS
for journeys Of greater or less
distances.
Al railroad stations in most
cities of the United States, els
embarklng passengers seeking
conveyance by taxi 10 The tav-
ern of their choice. must share
the vehicle with others. In fact,
the taxi starter IN most places
will not permit driver 10 get
going until his hack j. loaded
with four or five passengers,
according TO the aCcommoCa-
ton Of the cab.
The driver then distributes
MS GdIEO Olit lN WV ~ tANNA
various destinations. like a man
peddling fish. When travellers
leave hotels for one railroad
station the same system is cn-
ployed. the idea. Of course.
being 10 conserve 1rapSparta-
ton facilities which include gas
and rubber.
NOWADAYS MOST travellers
~ are on business crrands
only and travel alone and sell
dom do two of batch showed
into taxi know each other.
And because Of TINS lack of ac-
quaintance among the cab pas
sengers the trip 10 the points
of Decentralization are usu-
ally made IN an atmosphere of
constraint. a few caeual re-
marks may be made about the
weather or the crowCing 10
gether and the condition of lbc-
cab and then silence bcfslls
No real comradcrIe develops.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14
Connolly Answers

1-ts) Art ~ effective dis.
clnSe, th) Lightning war, tc)
spy system.
2--ta) Raphael. III Jules
Breton: (c) Rosa BOnheur
3 -ta) Virgin Islands; tb
Trinidad; tc) Madagascar.
a ta) LIege; CD Pisa, (c)
Zurich.
; TAI Theodore RooScte cit,
1912; tbI Alfred TcnnySon, The
Passing of Arthur; tc) Thomas
Marshall 1920
6-taJ lava, tb) pampaS; (c)
mirage.
Copyright 1913 hy King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-08-14

pants hangers that grip the gar
ment.
A subscriber named Edltha
wants 10 know II there IS "A
word that rhymes with her
name. No doubt there Is hut
/ haven't time TO think OF lt
right now. My girl friend just
called up and said they have
roast beef on the menu at the
hotel tonight but if l don't
hurry home it will be all gone.
SIXTY years married and in
~ all that time neither had
need of the services of a doctor.
That is the record Of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Wood of Derbyshlre.
England. My father only needed
the services of a doctor once IN
his life. That was when he was
II years Of age.
Now have a reader in Sara
toga, Tex. Says he is an oh
we'll strainer."
Don't know whether or not I
could write a novel, bur ] know
/ can write a play. All l need
is the energy.
In Delaware the mutuel ma
chine take is s per cent. three
for the track and three for the
state. That is just about right.
In Florida the take is 10 per
cent.
MOT long ago / stated that
~ doctors claim il is possible
for a man of "a years Of age to
become father. A New
Yorker then wrote in and said
the next time any man Of 81
became a father he would send
me box of cigars. Naturally
/ am eagerly examining all
blessed event dispatches. SO
far an 87-year-old father is the
oldest / have noted.
Gen. Franco wants to change
the national sport of Spain from
bullfighting to horse racing. So
he has purchased 80 Irish race
horses. There are a number OF
Irish born thoroughbreds rae
ing in the United States now.
The best of these is the noble
animal named Founders.