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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
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Please Help Mr.. Boer
Translate Old Notes
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

guess the average person writes memoranda in
book can read them later and understand them.
Yesterday picked UP of my notebooks 1926 and
u give you my No II coupon you figure one word
] write. Here's the exact copy:
The prrttiest sight I ever the hack Of
neck in hat store mirrOrShe good girl and would
place without her mOtherbu her mother would
pace-thats coat and Id like Of the
- Uncle Joe commissioner of deours for Oho-the
city of broken hearts and busted endesthose lawyers
shook hands and then jumped back and counted their
the head waiter said to stir the flies and make the look
busy-chow nan was hash with yellow aundice-we called
mutton 300 because got il every day in the year
THAT girls family all good-her grandmother had
walked back a trip in the Covered Wagon-they said
would either work 6ghto got married and did
both-dont step that centpede- might be Lon Clancy
'Mr Baer opened the Orpheum in Kansas City last
Might've don't he il a bum--but he will do until bum
alOng-papa fine Nenrioqust hut he didn't last
long-he too crooked To- give his dummy the right
answers"
I'm not saying what word | want figured out
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
Truman Unit
Termed Fake

subordinate of Lewis but now
his bitter enemy. and make him
repeat and elaborate the. speech
he made to the Go convention
in Boston last winter in which
he told of plot 10 take his life.
called Lewis a Hitlerian despot
and a notorious liar and de-
scribed his methods?
VOU know why, as we'll as I.
L The Truman committee is
letting all such rackets strictly
alone although it has the power
and the opportunity to arouse
the whole country with the
enormity of the graft taken at
public expense, the profiteering
in the peoples blood and sweat
and tears. the persecution and
robbery of countless poor devils
who do the work, and the Slow
down. strikes and waste.
Conducted honestly. the Tru-
man committees investigation OF
predatory unionism in the war
effort alone would have shocked
the nation at home and the
fighters afloat and overseas into
a mood of dangerous rage over
their betrayal by the New Deal
and the New Deals party serv-
ants in the Senate.
The House of Representatives
cannot be included in this criti-
CiSm.
The House has made a decent
effort 10 bring the swollen die
tators and the common UNDER
world scoundrels of unionism
under legal restraints but all
such attempts have been blocked
by their accessories in the Sem
ate in servile obedience 10 the
White House.
Copyright, 1913, BY King Feature"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
BY WestbrOOk PegIel

the officers are elected, who
levieS assessments and how
much money he and his daugh-
ter and his brother and his
other relatives draw out Of the
union business IN pay and eX-
penses year after year?
Why didn't they send out for
Joe Moreschi. the boss of the
shakedown union c lie d the
common laborerS, who has his
office right there in Washington
and shown up the foul corrup-
ton of this filthy racket operat-
ing under a free charter from
the New. Deal Party?
WHY didn't they call in Bill
w Hutchinson, the president Of
the carpenters, who has planted
his son next in line 10 succeed
him and put accountants TO
work on the books of his parent
union and the locals and his own
accounts?
Or old Man Kiln, the
president of the boilermakers,
who has rounded up victims as
Hitler gathers in slaves in the
conquered lands atS compelled
them TO pay personal tribute TO
his son in the form of premiums
on the unions compulsory in
Surance Coverage?
Why not Joe Padway. the gen.
eral counsel of the AFL. who
often dictates 10 Congress in the
name of labor with an upper
case L although he is only a
lawyer grown rich out of union
practice in Cahoots with the
union bosses AT the expense of
the rank and file?
And why didn't they call in
Phil Murray the president of
the Go, once afriend and meek
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

a song published. That place is
just messy with celebrities
Definition of deb; Vogue
outside. Vague inside.
Mr.. WlLLKIE had 10 engage
Observation-Disclosures
the mail response 10 his book,
"Onc World
Virginia Wilson. ex-Copa
beauty, IS steadylng with Dick
Afford,
Erma Walters the model.
with goth Century Fox says she
will wed Robert d. Cutting. of
the New York Cuttings.
The knights Of Pythias bene-
n show for a non-sectarian
boys camp upstate will be at
the Garden on the nth.
Can't someone keep Ben
Bernie from smoking too many
cigars? That's the reason for
his recent relapse. although he
is better now.
Carmen Cavallero'S little girl
Che wants the word-colnerS 10
know calls II her No. II Shoe
per- = Say. that att right ggihttt,
Maybe II that restaurant
didn't haunt its: No MeatlosS
Days Here II wouldn't be IN
so much trouble with the gov |.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
F air Enough

TUCSON, Ariz., May - AT
L this point. while tho Truman
committee Of the Senate Is TAX
ing bows left and right and
pretending 10 he a great, fear
less and patriotic investigator Of
incompetence. greed and graft
in the war effort. l should like
10 point out that this committee
has been taking from the very
start.
II has let the union raCketeers
strictly alone although they
have SiphQned off hundreds Of
millions Of dollars which the
whole people will haze 10 pay
through their income taxes and
other taxes this year and IN
years 10 come.
Moreover. whereas excess
profits Of war contractors are
drained back into the treasury.
this fabulous loot Of the union
GERS is free and clear. exempt
from all taxes and even from
accounting
The Truman committee had
John L. Lewis in for visit a
short time ago and you would
have thought he was sitting
there with a couple of guns, so
scared they were Of him.
WHY didn't they order Lewis
w 10 bring in the books Of the
Mine Workers Union and show
them how many millions he has
collected and what he has done
with the money?
Why didn't they slam him up
against the wall as so many
fearless committees of senator's
have manhandled Businessmen
in the past and make him re-
veal the dictatorial method Of
which he runs his union, how
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
On the Side

Gather % roscbods ,chiIc Nc may
old time is stU o-fyug.
And this same fojcer that smiles
today,
Tomorrow lcH be dying.
Then be not coB but use your
time;
And, whdc u man, % DorrB;
For hartag lost but once Hoi,r
prime,
lop may foycrCr 'WrU
-Horr.ck.
(Mr. Herrick'S advice Is par
tlcularly appropriate AT this time
as the latest statistics reveal
that in the 20 10 30 age group
there are about a million more
single women than single men.
THAT is 10 say, there is a
shortage Of a million bachelors.
Truly young women should
think twice, perhaps three times,
before turning down proposals
of marriage these days -EFDD
How are you on naming we'd
II ding anniversaries?
You know, of course. the 25th
anniversary is the silver we'd
ding and the 50th is the golden
wedding.
But what anniversary is the
leather wedding
And which IS the linen we'd
ding
-+,-r-++-fr----F-r- e-r--~7r--e---------s--f,--
proprlate 10 present your friends
with electrical appliances ,
And on what one are books
the correct gift
Anyway, the first anniversary
Is the paper wedding.
Somebody said 10 blonde
who had been married a year:
There isn't anything very
valuable a person can give on
paper wedding"
The blonde young matron said
"A 500 bill Is paper"
Those blondes think OF every
thing.
600 YOU think Paulette God
~ dard il the most graceful
walker I'm Hollywood ." writes a
Beverly Hills, Cal resident.
THE truth Is that Katharine
Hepburn is Hollywood's most
graceful walker and has the best
carriage Of any of the film stars,
miss Goddard Is a nice look
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

nEAR Mr.. W; Ruth ST.
~ Denis, who was tho top
dancing star in her day. is
working in the Douglas plant at
Santa Monica. She must be
hound 65 now.
a thrill that must have
Jeen TO Abbott e. Costello TO
read that Lightning P-3S
(which Just shot down a Nazi
transport over Tunisia) was
chriStened: TN B-a-a-a-d
Soy" after their theme gag,
Martha Raye's one-and-only
still is n. Condos. the dancer,
the reports from the coast be-
ing yappy.
WIN. GOETZ, the retiring vice
w president for Twentieth
Century-Fox, sold $4,000 shares
Of the film firms common stock
land 10000 preferred 49, and
then il went UP 4 point.
Kay Francis and Capt Bert
Friedlob. forme. Broadwayite,
are serious, l hear.
Leatrice Joy Gilbert says she
doesn't even know James
Vaughn, who was linked ro-
mantically.
/ feel less secure since We'd
nights 'Steenth blackout test.
There were more lights left
on than ever
MILO dn-ihoSe- SMAuk- hotels
think they are, anyhow. around
Seth and 5th
Their lights are on every
night. too.
In the Telephone Bldg on
West Street there is an elevator
operator named Mrs. Vanderbilt.
They have their ups and downs,
too.
Twp the scouts of 10 the Greer
i Carson double -teVen 10 the
voice. at the Satire Room Her
names Marlenne Arden.
Karole Singer. a cafe thrush.
was slugged in her 4Sth Street
doorway the other night but
Aared the guy away.
Warmers Will test Meg Mundy,
me Conover model She's the
bride Of L.. Mark Daniels Of
.e,i- ii4ttis + The Army. - -
Frank Sinatra Will 60 on Fred
AllenS program on the 18th
The StOrk has waiter named
Thomas LOutsln. who has had
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
See Here,
Private Hargrove
BY MARION HARGROVE

curious. "YOur friend Charles, ]
take 1t, is the younger Of the two
and more capable of carrying q
whole glass of water"
The waiter shrugged his >houl-
-dnrS- He il a timid man. madame.
WHY should I go for the water
when he will get il for me: ] am
tired"
You are man of some as
tuteness," ! ventured. I'm the
army YOU would he sergeant
within two months"
perhaps l shall, monsieur. A
m n ( h, two months, who
knows? You are at Dix ?"
IL am at Bragg" | told him.
81 am at the Field Artillery Re
placement Center, largest ar
tillery training station in the
world, Brigadier Gem Edwin +.
Parker Jr., commanding
Il have a friend at the Field
Artillery Replacement Center"
he said He is in the Twelfth
Battalion. You must look him
up. | write his name for YOU
on my card. You will give him
the regards of Eduardo En-
riquez
The dsy I return" ! prom"
ised HIM II shall look him up
NIITHOI,T, word produced
w three CoInS-a Nova Scotia
penny and two dimes. The three
OF US odd-manned and Eduardo
Enriquel was The odd man
Happy birthday, Eduardo
Enriqucz," said the Redhead
Happy, happy birthday
eve shall celebrate" he said
heaving a happy sigh. I'm three
minutes | shall be finished with
my work. Will the noble ar
tilleryman and the most beau
tiful redhead in all New York
Join me across the street at the
bar where the Martins are
much better than here? II is
the birthday of Eduardo En-
riqueZ"
! looked at the Rcdhead and
sho laughed quietly Eduardo
claSped his hands and gave US
both a happy dreamllkc fash or
\ grin "In three minutes-the
three happieSt people in New
York will celebrate Eduardo's
birthday He rushed off. almost
knocking another waiter down IN
MS hurry
There's one thing about this
town." said the Redhead. You
never know what TO expect
next"
Continued Tomorrow
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Quick Answers

1t comes from the West
2-Aplary Is place for bees.
avlary IS for birds.
5-Red. white, blue, yellow.
black
i-Capulet
5-"Uncle Toms CABIN by Har-
riet Beecher Stowe
6-FirSj.
MAJ Gen. Claire / Chen
ndult
Copyreht. 1919 hy KING Faalnts.
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Connolly Answers

la Beethoven lhl- Mozart.
tcD George GerShwin
ia Heart. Cbl thyroid gland.
tCl eve.
ia Baton Rouge. lb) Dem
yer tcD Geneva. Switzerland
/ 2 Insanity; thl great con-
fhCt tCl wisdom.
0--tal James Monroe. (b) OH.
Yer Perry: tc) John Stark
6-Nova Scotia New Brunswick.
Prince Edward Island.
Ccp'rEh', 1913, by kirE Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

THE Redhcad lifted an eyebrow
lifted both shoulders.
~ wonder" she SAID. what
they use in the finger bowls
here-rubhing alcohol? I do
not want Scotch whisky. want
water"
1t II A. madame Wishes" the
waiter SAID, bovnC from the
knees H. walked away and re-
TUNED again 20 resume his posi-
ton against the post. The Red
head drummcd her fingers on
The 'ahlccloth Having never
learned the art Of influencing
walters, l prepared 70 SIT it
out
Don't he afraid Of him"
SAID The Rcdhead "Call his
bluff"
"Ahem," I SAID He stopped
fummlnC little tune with
which hc had engaged himself.
and be looked AZ mc with
kindly curiosity "Ahem." ! re-
pcated Are you the waiter
with the water for my daugh-
tera"
He turned on tight polite
little smile. THE water, monsieur
will he Forthcoming. | have sem
my friend Charles for the water
The Rcdhead looked up. openly
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
Girl Fridays
MenOs Given

INEZ COOPER, the M-G-M
Il starlet, and former Broad
way showgirl. and 1t. F. Hamil-
ton of the army are an elope-
mental case.
Nothing serious about La
Bankhead being seen with Erich
Remarque. He goes out with
Mrs. Harrison Williams, too.
Gus Edwards. down 10 100
pounds, still has his clutch on
life and doesn't want his many
friends TO be concerned.
Alan Hynd called Says
thanks. His Passport to Trea-
son" book is going over big,
orders bouncing IN from every
where.
Peggy Tippett. another Con-
over model, was married in
Pensacola the other day He IS
DR.. John Ridgeley of the navy.
Well, you'd never guess who
designed the bird of paradise
that Ilona Massey wears in the
Follies.. He is Cesar Rubio, kin
Of Mexicos former President.
Geo. Raft says his unhappiness
is over, his army rejection.
HERE'S new racket you
II might pass along as a warn
ing Fttc=eafd =st,arps arr work
ing IL.
They usually operate Gath 4
confederate. who offers 10 take
a piece Of the opponents play.
He sits next 10 the player Of
course because Of his invest
mentD but instead of kibitzing
he tips (vla signals what cards
the others shouldn't throw.
Also tip the seamen who re-
turn here-about some moronic
DIS who hack around Erie
Basin.
One Merchant Mariner was
charged 81 for ride 10 42nd
Street, which should be about
Sl25.
In the good old days OF vaude-
vile Wellington Cross was a
headlIner.
He quit 10 work for Elizabeth
Arden. where he is now an
exec.
Current neNsrccls show the
art OF regeneration. and the
model Is none other than Gross
Your Girl Friday.
Copyright by Daily Auor. inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

0WHAT Every Won a n
w Knows, the celebrated
play by ]. M. Barrie, has been
revived in London.
AS 10 what il is that every
woman knows you will recall il
was explained in a line from
the play:
Every man who il high u1
loves To think he has done IL all
himself: and the wife smiles
and let's II go at that.
Its only our joke. Every
woman knows that"
Barries use of the words
every man covers too much
territory.
Many successful men know
they couldn't have succeeded
without their wife's advice, love
and loyalty.
I know a very successful man
who gave his wife a distin-
guished service medal inscribed
With an appreciation Of the part
she played in his success.
Most husbands are not such
bad fellows.
They are not all conceited and
unappreciatiVe.
Give them a little credit now
and then.
GONE Of the Japs captured at
- Guadalcanal were found TO
be in possession Of a kind OF
chewing candy that had vitamins
A, B. c and d in it.
Evidently the modern Japa-
-neSe army is not trying 10 strug-
gle along on the ancient Nip
ponese diet of rice and fish.
II was the textile shortage OF
World War l .hat caused the
feminine. bathing suits 10 assume
such scanty proportions.
so claims a textile expert.
He says the textile shortage OF
the present is even more acute
than in the last war.
The inference is obvious.
An even more scanty attire for
1913 than that of 1912 possibly
will be welcomed by the women
10 whom nature has been kind
but IL is going TO make life on
the beach very difficult for some
of the girls.
Copyright, 1913, by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12


+-s-rf't''-t--at''--
L of the Japanese victory IN
the RusSo-Japanese War was
celebrated in Manchukuo in
March as a national holiday.
The Japs have about 100000
troops near the Soviet border.
An attack by the Nipponese
on the Russians al that point
very soon would not astonlsh
this department.
Fannie Brice said she first
became interested in Billy Rose,
whose wife she later became,
when she heard that line from
one of Billy's songs:
'Tn the middle of a moment
you and 1 forgot what mo-
meant"
Miss Brice, whose greatest
song hit was My Man" has
been married three times.
Her first husband was a barber
named White from Springfield,
Mass. her second Nicky Arm
stein and her third Billy Rose.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
DETR0TTM TIMES

Fuhnshs svery Nrrk pav Evening ana
sunday Morning by The Times Puh'Shire
Company stI i22s Times square Detroit.
Michigan
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

vomiting, digestive upsetS and d
state OF shock
on the good side OF the ledger,
II tends 10 relieve constipation.
BELIEVE that number ~
people. especially those who
chew tobacco, have ruined their
health for life by creating an in
Examination Of the stomach and
bowel and consequently nalnu-
triton and underwe!ght.
The key 70 the whole subject
Of the use Of tobacco IS the word
moderation. but that IS very
difficult word 10 define
m trouble with moderation
is that people start in and say
they are only going 20 have one
cigar or ore clgarei and then
they 60 on 10 five or sly
The chain smoker Is certainly
not acting moderately
For nervous. hlgh->trunc peo-
pie and those with a tendency
10 indigestion or heart pain. |
believe tobacco is distinctly bad
For Is moderate smoker u IS
harmless and a JOY added 10 life
QUESTIONS, ANSWERS
4. VI Please explain the
word aStCrnatISm What j. the
cause Of IT.
Is there anything mother
could do when she Is pregnant
VIII 4 child with aStignatiSm
have 10 wear glasses all its life?
Answer. AStiCYnatSm Is change
in the contour OF the cornea Of
the eve
1t has nothing 20 do with
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Walter WinchelI

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Subscription rae On advance hy mail
N any place m nc United states Canaca
or Mexico tOn Canadian subscriptions add
iO's 70 cover war import tax.
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ing girl but she Is too self-con-
sciOus as TO her walking.
This causes her to, walk
something like drum ma
iorette."
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12
CHAPTER LkNU

OCT SHER. Pvt Busheni and The
- other members Of the Union
Of ,Hargrove's Creditors would
have been quito pleased a. the
sight. Instead Of Spending theT
money lavishly on taXIcah sight
seeing trips and expensive shows
l was dining quietly in a con
Servative grlllroom with the Red
head We weren't even discussing
ways to spend their hard-earned
money.
Little man." she said. "will
YOU please ask the waiter for
more watero"
The waiter, a rougiSh-lo0king
fellow with a Sneaking twinkle in
ms eye, had been leaning against
post within splitting distance
over since We began dinner lie
uncTo>Sed his legs, Strengthened
up. and grinned/ devilishly
II beg your pardon" he said
rather unCtuously There j.
fifteen million gallon shortage
IN water at this very instant. On
the other hand. madame. all
supply ships 10 Great Britain
use Scotch whisky a. ballast
for the return trip Perhaps
madame would like glass of
Scotch whisky? ."
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

4. -. Bachelor
Shortage
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

lcurious. "Your friend Charles, ]
take II, is the younger Of the two
and more capable of carrying q
whole glass of water"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-12

You are man of some as
tuteness." ! Nentured. I'm the
Evening star., 1943-08-18

the Schweinfurt ball bearing plant
area, the ship reported five enemy
planes shot down by both the bom-
bardier and the navigator in the
nose and the gunners in the rear.
/ Sergt. Gregori was credited with
! the probable" destruction of Ger
! man plane. Sergt. Lawrence Wager
/ of Kansas City, Mo, claimed an
other probable and a third gunner
! Sergt. Robert Compton Of Cincin.
natl. was credited with a German
fighter shot down.
When the Fortress came in fol
its crash landing the crew of q
| fire truck was so spellbound 1t failed
to get rolling until after the plane
reached full stop.
Were Ready for Crash.
But the plane didn't catch fire. It
was out of gas. That is what ne
cessitated the crash landing.
We had landing wheel tire shot
out by fax, so when we got over
the field we pulled out of formation
to let the other ships in the pilot
recounted. He was 23-year-old
Flying Officer Randolph Jacobs of
Fort Wayne, Ind.
i had just pulled out when the
No. l engine ran out of gas and
then No. 4. didn't have a chance to
get the wheels down. I brought her
in with full RPM revolutions per
minute, and full throttle.
I'd already had the boys move up
into the radio room and flight deck
for a crash landing on account of
the tire so they were all set. When
we hit we saw the boys scattering
from the tent. It's one of those
things you just hope for"
Tailgunner Praised.
Others in the crew included Co.
pilot 1t. Eugene Boyer. Coldwater
Mich; Navigator 1t. John Curtin
Rochester. N. Y: Bombardier Joseph
Seibel. Kansas City, Mo; Gunners
Sergts. Jack Goetz. Gettysburg, Pa. !:
Doy Cloud. Phoenix. Ariz., and
Thomas Vein, New York City.
That Compton lSergt Robert
Compton, the tailgunner) is the best
man in the world He ought to be a
major exclaimed Pilot Jacobs, who
used to work in his fathers music
store in Fort Wayne.
He just sits back there and calls
them off until somebody gets in his
/ way. Then he takes them away"
Evening star., 1943-08-18
4 Detectives, 5 Others Huri
In Picket Line Fight
By The Associated Press.

BY ne Associated Press.
DETROIT, Aug. l8.-Four plain
clothes detectives and five other
persons were injured in short-lived
f1ght outside a johnson Milk Co.
plant in suburban Hamtramck yes
terday when some 300 CIO dairy
workers routed picket line of so
AFL Teamsters Union members.
The four policemen were dubbed
when they attempted to break up
the fight. Three of the injured men
were shot in the legs. apparently by
, the police Police detailed seven
men for questioning.
The johnson plant has been the
scene OF a CIO-AFL jurisdictionsl
dispute. George A. Johnson, presi-
dent of the company. signed closed
shop contract with the United Dairy
| Workers tCIO) last week despite
claims by the AFL Dairy Workers
Union that it held continuing con-
tract with the concern. Mr.. johnson
and the CLIO union said the AFL
contract had expired April /.
Mr.. johnson said Teamsters' Union
members forced his plant to close
Monday, causing spoilage of milk. ice
cream and other dairy products, and
then established picket line.
! John Gibson, president of the
Michigan CIO Council and former
secretary of the UDW-CIO, said that
when the pickets refused to permit
the workers to enter the plant yes
terday morning. three CIO leaders
asked the Hamtramck police for pro-
lection In their effort to work and
were told I'VE can't do anything
unless there is fight"