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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
Scholars Acumen Acclaimed
Beers Works Used
AS College Textbook
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

Much astonshed when a soldier Kansas told me that
was standard study in his university
l remember back in 1925 Prof Hallam Walker Davis
Of the Kansas Aggies asked for copy of column
squabbe between Geraldine Farrar the department Of
justice.
Geraldine had been mouse-trapped trying to
load Of 5 o'clock shelac into the country.
Prof. Halam classified my type Of column as sure-fre
Every time pulled the trigger the gun off whether hit
the subject Some of the the article
Our united habits have been INVADED, and officials
searching baggage for contraband of thirst.
Has liberty reached that low ebb in synthetic freedom
where lady longer buy her perfume by the keg
1t impossible for stranger get upper berth In
Pullman and the lowers also wine cellars"
Hallam Walker Davis instructor in English
authority parenhess What decide is what
made him figure my stuff English.
IT, however l a dean n aumnus something
just send the ntramura Mother Hubbard and the
hat My silhouette just right for the classical and
shape my head to the hat.
80. Sng
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11

VICTOR MATURE, formerly
' of Hollywood and Broad
~, now of the u. S. Coast
He furloaf'd in the Broadway
arena again the other midnight
for the first time in a long
spell.
Just back from long convoy
duty. and now gone again.
Proud of his promotion and
the part he is playing in the
war.
The other night his huge
hands were weatherbeaten and
tough.
"What" one of us remarked.
mo manicure
ooh, 1 couldn't have n mani
cure" he replied seriously.
"The fellows on the ship would
be In stitches"
No squawks
Just one little one.
The way they keep teasing
him-about Miss Hsyworth.
A MON CARTER Prosper
"A Gus newspaper publisher
from Fort Worth.
He and his wife were divorced
about year ago. but they both
patronize the Stork Club lot.
And never interfere with each
Others pleasure.
They simply do not talk any
more.
The other night the tranSat-
lantic phone operator found him
there.
Friends in London had word
OF his son
Captured by the Nazis in Tu-
nisia.
The news was a relief.
There had been none about
the boy for so long.
He wanted 10 share the news
with his eX-wife-but he didn't
know how
4SAnd so he waited for some
~ they both knew 10 come in
s daughter) who told the
mother.
DIXIE ROBERTS is one Of the
~ lockers in the Ziegfeld Fol
lies--and how do you like that
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
BY Henry McLemOre

THE last time I saw General
l. Andrews was the day before
he took off on the flight that
cost him his life. He gave a
party for the correspondents and
every one had such swell time
that it was suggested 10 the gen.
eral that he give one every week
or so.
A few hours after the last
correspondent had gone the gen.
eral must have taken off on his
last flight.
The obituaries probably said
that the general, whose first love
was planes, particularly bomb
ers, died the way he would have
like TO have died-while flying
but. 1 know better. The second
front was his goal and if he
could have chosen his way to go,
IL would have been on major
operation against the Axis, not
on lonely hill in Iceland.
A MOTHER who died with Gen.
"A Andrews was Col. Morrow
Krum. head public relations Off
Ger of the European theater.
I still can't believe Col. Krum
is gone. He was the man cor
respondents saw every day. His
office was a meeting place and
bull session ring for all Of us.
He served tea and cakes every
afternoon at 4 and one had 10
get there early 10 get standing
room. He was the officer who
had a box tackled on the wall
into which every correspondent
who used a British expression
instead of an American one was
forced to drop a shilling. The
money was used for soft drinks
and tea.
We will miss Col. Krum most
on Sunday afternoons in Hyde
Park. He was the organizer.
captain and first baseman of the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
See Here,
Private Hargrove
By MARION HARGROVE

said Bushemi, with unnecessary
Impotence.
AS the matter stands on the
furlough deal" said Sher, you
owe Bushemi S22. me SO, Null
Vehill $40, Hart $40. That's $50.
Counting the ten you'll wire
Bushemi for before the weeks
over, it's S62. With what money
we have taken from you and
given to the chaplain during the
past few weeks. you should
make out all right"
Must be treated as a
child ." I asked.
"Okay," said the sergeant. as
If l had not spoken, that's S62
on the red side. Now, on the
credit side, you have your
wages OF Si2 for February
mimi, a dollar and half for
laundry and "A couple of bucks
for cleaning. Debts that we can
hank on your collecting on pay
day, SEQ. That's $3.50. From
S62. take away $3.50, leaves
$3.50 we amt got"
EXI'E can cut it down to size"
w / said wiStfully Tll give
YOU three and a half of my fur
Tough money"
Pit the income TO the bud
get" said BuShemi, "never the
budget To the income"
II can get four dollars for
my coin collection" l sighed.
when YOU get back broke,
McGee," said Mulvehill, "you
eare not to eat breakfast at the
Service Club. You are not To
take out any post exchange
books. You will get your ciga-
aretS from Sgt. Sher, who will
ration them out to you as per
budget"
An allowance I've got now"
7 walled Restrictions yet! This
is a helluva way 10 60 on a gay
and Carefree furlough. Why
can't l be treated like a grown
up?
Don't he difficult" sal
BuSheml. "We're just planning
things for you. We are not re-
stricting your pleasure. You go
10 New York. son. and have a
good time with your ill-gotten
gains. When you get back. YOU
ANT got a thing TO worry
about"
as that ALE" I asked,
shoulders dropping.
That's all, brother" said
Sher.
Except for the taXicabs,"
said Nulvehill. Watch the
taXicabS."
Continued Tomorrow
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11

Keep the guns going!
Fight her till she strikes
Or sinks!
Don't 9iue up the ship,
Capt. James Lawrence, U.s.N.
Ut was during the battle be-
tween the U.S.S. Chesapeake
and the British ship Shannon on
June l, 1913, that Capt. Law
renee voiced the order quoted
above.
ct was Capt. John Paul Jones
who first said: Il have not yet
begun to fight" when summoned
10 surrender his sinking ship
Bonhomme Richard.
("General Taylor never sur
renders" was said by Gen. Zach
airy Taylor during the Mexican
War.
IL don't know who in 1918 IN
France. said: Heaven. Hell or
Hoboken by Christmas" but 1t
was repeated by thousands of
members Of the AEF, and they
really meant II.
when / was a kid 7 thought
the United States fighting men
the b { in the world. and /
haven't changed that opinion.
COnly when they get the coun-
try out of this mess, let us not
forget their deeds too soon.
by 1920 the World War
veteran was practically a for
gotten men. Especially those in
veterans hospitals.-EVD)
SDOJANGLES' ROBINSONS
- favorite breakfast is
quart OF ice cream and a dozen
hot biscuits.
A retired army officer points
out il should not be stated or
written that an officer is ION a
furlough."
Says he:
"Officers obtain leaves: en-
listed men receive furloughs."
Note a reference 10 a plant
called mimosa that becomes
drunk when sprinkled with alco-
hol and sways from side 10 side.
Very interesting.
But take that plant called the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11

Darlington chrysamphora. 1t
eats sausages.
Anthony Eden lost two broth
ers in World War /.
One Of these brothers, Will
liam, was only 16.
Anthony himself went 10 war
when II and was gassed at
Ypres, At Il he was a captain.
4 STATISTICIAN states there
"a are more boys born in the
United States than girls at all
times.
That is, both during peace and
war.
For every 1000 births, 1860
are boys and $40 are girls.
OF the girls 700 live long
enough TO marry and 900 become
mothers. A very fancy fact.
How ever, the statistician
should have stated how many of
the boys live long enough TO
marry.
More boys die in infancy than
girls.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11

for a study in redundancy?
Anyhow, when Miss Roberts
boy friends ask her where she'd
prefer going after the show. she
invariably says:
Take me TO McGirr's, IT'S
such fun!
MCGirr'S? Some new
swank place, no doubt.
And so they taxi 10 McGirr's,
which turns out 10 be billiard
parlor. where Dixie is famed for
being a talented pool player.
Usually makes two racks on
the break!
DOLORES MORAN has been
~ getting a big build-up at
Warmers studios. and the other
day the first fruit OF the effort
appeared.
Pic Magazine selected Dolores
for a full page photo as one Of
the most beautiful girls ever 10
grace the Hollywood scene.
But something happened
The full page layout IS OF
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
Better Health
WHEN I was younger. every
w body knocked meat.

WHEN I was younger. every
w body knocked meat.
II was supposed 10 be bad for
the kidneys, bad for the heart,
and bad for the blood pressure.
People who lived on vege-
tables were the ones who were
healthy.
Now. 10 and behold. when We
are threatened with a forced re-
duction IN our meat ConSump-
ton, II turns out that every
body has been eating meat and
everybody likes meat better
than anything else
Meat IS valuable for its pro-
TEN
Protein is an absolutely es-
sental clement in the diet
The Psychologists say.
Protein is unqueStionably the
most important OF all known
substances in the organic king
dom.
without II no life appears
possible on our planet
THE questions naturally arise
Il as 70 how much protein a
human being requires and what
form of proteln-containlng food
is best.
rs 70 mininal protein require
hts, there is some difference
oY opinion.
Professor Chittenden Of Yale
lived for a long time on so
grams OF protein a day, and said
he felt much better than with a
larger allowance.
But he was an enthusiast.
Allen put the figure Of protein
requirement a. z grams per
kilo Of body weight
Newberger and March put il
a. y gram per kilo Of body
weight per day.
Wilder put it AZ ! gram per
kilo OF body weight per day.
Taking the last figure as an
average, this would mean for
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11


l2O-pound man that ne needs
- grams 81 protein DAY
winch is 10 % pound
/ trarv GrJro Of one gram pcr
kilo Of body weight represents
almost a minimum rather than
tho average Of what people are
used n
croh ~o.,~.-,i,, u.o,,,d sr.;t
-. 60. ,,orso,s. ,bo,, yo,ld
49, D.. - or,.'aIo -, ~, Ioyol
IT. -, az ,ol,,,rnr,lr, 5e -
-. Wv -, - ,,s,,c, ~ hahi,
~ ON - -, - ~.
We can E'' Il" gus go : auHaIiy
10 nearly any !e'eI o. Pio'e'"
intake.
Most Americans. I believe eat
pretty close 10 TWO grams 81
protein DAY, Whlch IS nearly
half a pound which would lndi-
cate a weekly Infatuated re.
qmrcment OF three ana a nan
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
People You've
Mef-Or May!

Dolores Moran, but the caption
reads:
This is gorgeous Dolores
Jordan"
Some one on the caption desk,
il seems, was thinking Of some
one else.
So poor Dolores must wait
some more.
JOE ERENS is one OF the
% Broadway people whose name
probably never appeared IN
newsprint before.
He writes quips for Milton
Berle and others.
Currently Joes jokes are
heard in the Folies, here and
there.
He persuaded the producers
10 put his name, no matter how
small, out front on the billing.
"Ttll give my folks a thrill"
he said.
After much coaxing they
obliged him.
And what happened?
He was served with a iudg-
ment notice from a finance
company after one Of It's in
veStigators. with an eagle eye,
happened 10 notice his name
IN type Ike this.
NOW you probably never heard
" Of Harry Rich, did you?
Me, too
Harry is a piano thumper In
the orchestra pit of Star and
Garter
That pit is way down, and
Harry cant see the stage az all.
In fact, he never has seen the
show. and its been running for
a long spell.
Gypsy Rose Lee is in il. and
all the girls wear as much APP
parel as Gypsy so you can
imagine.
So what? SO nothing.
Except that this poor little
Rich guy works for a swell
leader named Ray Sinatra, who
bought Harry a ticket for tho
Monday night show and hired a
sub pianist IN his place.
Copyright by Daily MiTror, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
Connolly Answers

la Bluebonnet, Oh Bougain-
Vile, lcJ ChampS-ElySees.
2-ta) Dizziness. tbl backache;
tcl indigestion.
3-ta) Beautiful singing; (b)
100 eyes; (c) ; heads
Ia Emerald; lb) Jade, (c)
fire opal.
5-taD Gladstone; Oh Porter;
(c) Masaryk.
6-ta) No, a moving stairway;
Oh yes; fC) no. of eyes
Copyright 1913. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
Bright Sayings
of Children

The Times is publishing such
remarks and paying 81 for each
published.
Today's 81 goes to Mrs. Bert B.
Tatman, 40 Highland avenue, High.
land Park.
Her small grandchild, Bobby,
saw Mrs. Tatman peeling an apple.
why are you taking the
wrapper off," asked Bobby.
Mail your favorite child's saying
to Bright Sayings of Children, The
Detroit Times, Detroit.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
QUESTIONS. ANSWERS

Y. W: What does it mean If a
young man breaks out at night
into a severe sweat so that his
bed clothes are all wet and he
gets up in the mornings weak
and tired
Answer This in die 70 A
chronic infection, most fire.
Quently tuberculosis.
J. b; When A young person,
apparently healthy. has dry
FONTS that crack very loudly on
movements, does this mean an
infection or arthritis is present,
or could this be the result Of a
severe shock?
AnSwer-It probably does not
mean anything unless your joints
are swollen and painful.
L. NJ s, VIII IL hurt one with
high blood pressure 10 take vita
Minis a, 3 and d?
Answer-Nitamins have no ef-
feet on high blood pressure.
II. NJ: II you carry a potato
in your pocket will il relieve you
of rheumatism
My husband has been carrying
one for several weeks and is
greatly relieved.
Is this just coincidence
Answer-Carrylng a potato in
the pocket has no more effect on
rheumatism than splitting on a
crack will break your mothers
back.
Anybody who lives several
weeks with rheumatism is likely
10 he relieved whether he carries
a potato or a monkey wrench in
his pocket.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
Quick Answers

False; Annapolis.
Mexico.
Fifteenth.
Capt John Alcock and 1t
Arthur Brown OF England,
in 1919.
5-TuberculoSis Of the lungs.
6-SeCretary Of navy.
THE Camphells Are Coming Do
Copyrlght. 1913, by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
Protein Vital
I'm Diet
BY Dir. Logan Clendening

About this there is very little
debate.
The animal proteinS are GER
tainly the best. most valuable
and the only ones which can be
guaranteed 70 be complete.
pY A complete protein we
ID mean one in which all the
essential amino acids are pres
cnt
Animals fed on partial protein
one which does not contain
al the essential amino acids -
quickly Slckcn and lose weight.
Some Of the vegetables contain
nearly complete protelnS
Among them are the lcCllmcS
but there is a good deal Of waste
IN the absorption and utilization
Of their protein contents
OF course. milk and eggs con-
tain animal protein and could be
relied on 10 furnish all protein
II they are available
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11

last COAST longshoremen
IL load % tons Of freight an
hour As compared 10 the loading
of only rs tons an hour by West
Coast longshoremen.
Don't know what the reason
for the difference in speed is, but
l don't think il is the climate
Hope Deferred" by jeanette
Seletz Is a new novel about a
doctor.
It is said that A book about a
doctor, a dog or Abraham Lin
coin never fails 10 be profitable.
In connection with this claim
Il has also been said that some
body should write a book titled
"Lincoln's Doctors Dog"
VXXIOMEN become disguised
w with men who wear socks
without garters," states a femi-
nine contemporary.
Keep that in mind. mister.
But be certain you get the
right kind Of carriers.
The type that will not stop
circulation and do you harm.
Couple of lads in the army
ask for some tongue twisters.'
Seems they have tongue twister
contests in their outfit.
Here are couple that II takes
a good man 10 repeat rapidly
three times without making a
mistake:
"OId Oily Ollie oils old autos"
and soldiers shoulders shudder
when shrill shells shrek"
THE torpedo plane was In
Il vented by Rear A d m ir a |
Bradley A. Fiske, u. S. N, and
patented on July Is, 1912.
In World War the u. S. Navy
was urged to use this invention,
but Secretary of the Navy DAN
ielS rejected it.
So the torpedo plane can be
added to the long list of power
full weapons invented by Ameri-
cans and used first by other
nations.
Iron Man" Joe McGinnity
pitched and won a double-header
when he was 81 years old. That
was at Dubuque. Ia.
Copyright. 1919, by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
CHATTER LXNI

THERE was little note stuck
Il in my typewriter VIII n !
came back from pro~lIng for
news. II looked like Pvt. Gone
ShotD Bushenis tipping. 1.-THE
stockholders of the Union Of Har-
groves Creditors" = read, "uill
hold business meeting this eve
ming about : o'clock i'm the latrine
OF Barracks No. ,, Headquarters
Battery. Please he present or we
will beat your head in"
l. was the day before my fur
Tough, so l got the general drift.
The meeting had an uneX-
pectedly small attendance: Maury
Sher. mess sergeant Of Battery d
Of the Third and chairman OF the
ways and means committee Of the
Union; Pvt, Bushcml principal
stockholdrer and president, and
Pfc. Thomas James Montgomery
Mulvehill, chaplain.
DVT. MULNEHlLL beaned. "Sgt
Il Hart sends his regrets. He has
a heavy heavy in Ellington. He is
with us in spirit. though
Come in. drip" said BuShemi
SGT. Shcr got down 10 business.
I've got 10 hand il 10 YOU. son, -
he said Gone through this much
Of the month and still haven't
tried 10 get any OF your furlough
money back from the chaplain f!
We're all proud Of YOU"
- huck -" b uSh o d
'Tweren't nothin'. | was able
10 bum cigsret here and
there"
"McGec," said NuIychill.
clearing MS throat, YOU leave
tomorrow for New York. where
there are many snares 10 trap
the unvary.'
Now, we don't have any re-
strictiOns about the way YOU
use our money" said Bushemi
"Only last time YOU spent too
much money on taNicabS."
Somebody has been eNag-
gerating this taNiCab-" / be-
gan
"TaNicabs," Sher broke in,
"only for very special dates.
You may 20 to the opera once
II YOU sit downstairs and twice
II YOU sit in the Family Circle.
You are not 10 buy more than
six theater tickets. I'm uniform.
YOU can see all the movies you
want for two bits each"
And be conservative in tip
ping the walters" said Mulve-
hill tapping his glasses on the
window sill.
Tell him about the budget"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
On Broadway
BY Walter WincheII

Trade Mark Registered. Copyright lS43
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-05-11
BY Il. v. DurIing

Distributed by King Features synd.. Ina.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-07-26
By CARL a. PETERSON

He struck me as being a shade too
elegant for this spot.
81. senior.
| took the glass Of tequila he
poured ne. drank T. After the
third drink. | dropped a peso on
the bar for payment. The iequilaS
had S'raightcned my thinking out.
NV best bet was % get IN touch
with Fall right away Hurriedly.
I picked up the pile of centavoS
the bartender had substituted for
the big shining peso and walked
towards the doorway.
The doorway was blocked by a
big man who showed something
hard against my stomach This
wasn't true. I thought Il was only
now TIA, looked down n the big
mans fist. | laughed Only tequila
could nave Tadc me laugh a. d
gun
smut ur. the big man SAID.
II h- i7uci ne v-aS wearing an
America fac. p w~s crc II
tt9~. i-~kv r. with
spread ut shoulders like 2 heavy
W. obi W.f-tlt
lau cant 90 tu.s- said.
ritch that squaWk % yours !
ii'+'- lower hc sin
'FHE ra-.- -.e bar and
sal-- lp.n .ae jrs- m he
rear. ar'n1ed At
re- lE 1-cs. fctlc-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-07-26
BARRAGE BALLOONS

B4uage balloons are making their an
rearan,e i'm the eastern section If he
United States in sufficient number TO give
some 1ro'ect.or u the vital areas if enemy
planes 2ttemp' To raid his country
The use II these balloons as develop
ed In England. proved to be valuable con
ributi,n r. the defense of he islands FROM
German raiders. They force planes to flv
high and are particularly effective against
dive-bombcr> and hedge-hopperS.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-07-26
Chapter 1

Chapter 4
AIIRTILO crossed the Avenida
Juarez into the historic park.
the Alameda, where the inquisi-
ton Of another century lad
staged its burnings. | don't know
why ! recalled this fact now. but
/ did. I dug into my pockets for a
cigarette. but my pack of Deli
cadoes NaS empty. Then the idea
MT me that ! was being followed.
| turned around Nobody was
following me. | decided. Nobody.
And yet | still felt as II | were
being followed. ] considered that
there was still time 70 turn tail
and return 70 the Hotel FamosO.
: was a mining engineer after al
! 'Old myself and there was no
use taking on an assignment that
] wasn't trained for.
Ahead Of ne. Mirtilo was leav-
ing the Alamada for the next
avenue. the Avenido Hidalgo- /
wiped the sweat from my fore
lcad and though; Z was quite =
trick sweating az night in NcN'~r
City. iu this mountain city a mile
and a half above sca-levei
The possibility that Sam Tag
CARDS daughter had discovered
that I was after nor father and
had for some reason Of her own
wanted IRE 70 meet Mirtilo made
my head spin. At the same 'iIc.
! had a feeling about Nirtil0. II
wasn't "a mathematical equation.
but was pretty confident i would
add up 20 something | was posi-
tive that no man could have faxed
the hate ne had shown at me
Hotel FancSo-
NIrIiEN Ne sWcrvei into 4 small
w tcuu.la place or the corner,
J moved up 10 the doorway. There
was q bar on one side. nut M.rtllo
u-.sn't Al the bar He was clos
mp q door after MIN IN the rear
wcat inside "TcquIa. ! said
q the Mexican with the dapper
i.-Ie uuStachs behind tho bar
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-07-26
Today In History

l78S-Ncw York ra-uicS new
ConstiIutlon-the 18th Stat.
l847-27-ycar-ol6 Moses G.
Farmer of Eliot NJ. exhibits RS
miniature electric tram If , cars
IN MS home valc
IS63-Cnnfedcratc Cen. john II
Morgan with moS' 81 MS com
mand captured q, \ Lisbon.
Ohio
1898 SPAN asks L. ( for terms
OF peace 10 end War
l9,9-,25 yearS ago. Americans
clsar woods q. Aiauc front as
Ff,~ct sweep or.
I920-ExpoSurc u POM get
rich scheme N Boston.
1881. : gives Japan formal
notice Of enumeration Of 1911 com
merc.al treaty
lg4l-Japan freezes L. : and
British assets
lg4l-Atm,d forces of the
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1943-07-26
Today's Birthdays

SergeI kouSSevitSky. conductor
IF the Boston Symphony Orches-
ira. born Russia. % years ago.
D. Joseph A Brandt, president
Of the University If Oklahoma.
born Seymour. Ind. II years age.
Ella a BOOZE OF Brooklyn. y.
Y. WCTC. worldhead. born Van
We Ohio % wears ago
Pau, ". LitchfielG. board chair
man. Goodyear Rubber Akron.
o. born Boston. % years ago.
Dr. Franklin 3. Snuyoer. prcsi-
dent of Northwestern University.
born MIddlctoWn. Conn 81 years
ago.
Col. Francis r. Stoddard If
New York. encouragement. So
cIetv Of Mayflower Descendants.
born n Boston. 90 wears ago.
George Bernard Shaw. famed