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Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
Experienced POULTRYMAN

WANTED-By private estate in Eas-
tern Pennsylvania. Capacity. 10000
chickens Give experience and full
details in application. Write Box No
l, Chronicle. Milford. j2S-5tp
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Senator Robert F. Wagner has
introduced a bill Is. 1161) setting
up a new and brOadened social Sc
curity program. This "cradle-to-
the grave" measure, endorsed by
the AFL and CLIO, would provide a
single national social insurance
system-all financed out of one sin
gle fund-cOvering unemployment
compensation. employment service.
permanent disability. temporary
sickness, maternity. medical care
and disqualification insurance. a
broader Old-age pension system,
and federal grants to the states for
public assistance.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

MATTHEW +. JUDGE. WAL /
TER +. DALEY and WILLIAM
T. REARDON. as the della
WARE COMMITTEE OF CON
TRACT HOLDERS OF FIDEL-
ITY ASSURANCE ASSOCIA-
TION. for themselves and for
all other persons similarly situ-
ated.
Complainants,
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
IN THE COURT OF ct4ANcERY OF
THE STATE OF DELAWARE IN
AND FOR NEW CASTLE
COUNTY


AND FOR NEW CASTLE
COUNTY
MATTHEW +. JUDGE. WALL
TER +. DALEY and WILLIAM
T.. REARDON. as the DELLA
WARE COMMITTEES OF con
TRACT HOLDERS OF FIDEL-
ITY ASSURANCE ASSOCIA-
TION. for themselves and for
all other persons similarly situ-
Complainants.
VS..
FIDELITY ASSURANCE AS
ISOLATION, West Virginia
Corporation, formerly known as
FIDELITY INVESTMENT AS
TION; FRANK E.
LYNCH, JR.. State Bank Com
missioner of the State of Della
ware. and CENTRAL TRUST
COMPANY. a Corporation of the
State of West Virginia. Trustee
under Chapter 10 of the Federal
Bankruptcy Law for FIDELITY
ASSURANCE ASSOCIATION. a
West Virginia Corporation,
NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS HAV-
ING ANY CLAIM OR INTEREST IN
THE DEPOSIT MADE WITH THE
STATE BANK COMMISSIONERS OF
THE STATE OF DELAWARE BY
THE RESPONDENT FIDELITY AS
SURANCE ASSOCIATION, INCLUD-
ING ALL CONTRACT HOLDERS OF
FIDELITY ASSURANCE ASSOCIA-
TION formerly known as FIDELITY
INVESTMENT ASSOCIATION.
By decree of this Court made and
entered the 9Oth day of June, A. ID.
1943, all persons having any claim or
interest in the deposit made with the
State Bank Commissioner of the State
of Delaware by the respondent Fidel-
ity Assurance Association formerly
known as Fidelity Investment AssO-
ciatiOn) and all holders of contracts
of said Fidelity Assurance Association
who claim to participate in distribu-
tion of that certain fund held by the
Delaware State Bank Commissioner
deposited with him by Fidelity As
surance Association in trust for the
benefit of contract holders of Fidelity
Assurance Association resident I'm Del
aware pursuant to Section 1862 of the
Delaware Revised Code of 1885, are
required to file proofs of claim herein
on or before the Second day of Octo-
ber. A. ID. 1943.
be filed with the Register in Chancery.
Delaware Court of Chancery New
Castle County. County Court House,
Wilmington, Delaware. Forms for
proof of claim may be obtained from
the Register III OHdiiCefys
Said decree provides that any and
all contract holders of Fidelity Assur-
ance Association resident in Delaware
whose names and interests are un-
known to the Delaware State Bank
Commissioner and any and all other
contract holders of Fidelity Assurance
Association, and any and all persons,
firms and corporations. known or un-
known, who claim any right or inter-
est in said deposit made with the
STATE Bank Commissioner of the state
Of Delaware by the respondent FL
delity Assurance Association. who do
not file proofs of claim herein on or
before the Second day of October, A.
b. 1913, are and they shall be forever /
barred from asserting any right, claim (
DR. interest with respect to the atore-
said fund.
said decree provides that any per
son in interest may on or before the
Second day of November. A. ID. l94S.
1le exceptions to any and all claims
He'd In this proceeding
Copies Of the pleadings and orders
N this proceeding and claims filed may
De examined by any party in interest
II the office Of the Register in Cham
ANTHONY F.. EMORY
SeaD Register in Chancery in ana
for New Castle County
Public Building
16-4t Wilmington. Delaware
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Many Congressman interpreted
the resignation of DR.. Galbraith
and it's acceptance as one of the
first concrete steps taken toward
fulfilling Administrator Prentiss
Browns promise that college pro-
fessOrs in OPA would be replaced
by practical business men.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
EXECUTORS SALE

We, the undersigned Executors of
Kirby. deceased. will offer for sale
by way of Public Auction. at his late
residence, 102 East Fourth street,
North Milford, on
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

WANTED-Red-R Rock cross Hatch
ing Eggs, also 1000 Pullorum Clean n.
H. Red Laying Hens. H. C. Priestley.
Bridgeville, Del. Phone 5344. a30-tf
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
WANTED

Waitress for day work.
Hotel Windsor. Milford. a2-tf
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Secretary of the Treasury Henry
Morgenthau, Jr., states that War
Bond purchases should be absorb
ing 25 cents of every dollar of the
average American family's income
by the end of 1913.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
FOUND

ND-Card with hill attached.
Owner may have same by identifying
and paying for this ad. Call after &
y. m 5l2 South East Front street.
Milford. ltp
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Patent legislation is destined to
become a major controversial issue
before Congress in September.
When the members return from
their summer recess they will find
several new measures pending. a
number of them providing drastic
changes in the patent system.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
CHICKS OF QUALITY

Red-ROck Cross Tor BrOilers: straight
New Hampshires. also Barred Ply
mouth Rocks. Place orders early for
Spring Chicks. Whites Poultry Plant
and Hatchery. Milton. Del Phone 1888.
Milton dlS-tf
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Strategy of the opponents of the
roll-back subsidy program is to
continue the Commodity Credit
Corporation with a very limited
amount of money for what they re-
gard as necessary subsidies. In the
meantime they are drafting a pro-
gram to stimulate increased food
production as we'll as protect the
price of staples to the consumer.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR SALE-25.OOO feet buildrte in
sulation board. 25 thirty seconds inch
thick. 8. 10. ~ foot lengths. Believe
this is the best board of its kind avail
able for chicken houses-both roof and
side walls. FELTON, Lumber Company.
FELTON,. Phone 2021. j23-2t
FOR SALE-Five extra nice pigs.
two Hampshire Essex cross. One boar
two sow pigs. pure bred Big Type
Poland China, eligible to register
Wilson's extra good breeding. Will
trade good Essex SOW for shOat. her
size. George CObaugh. Ellendale. Del.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Wanted-Wheat, Rye, Corn,
barley. soy beans. Highest cash prices
will be paid. Also loading wheat for
loan. J. Is. hendricks,
Frederick. j2-4t
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Furnished apartment.
No. in Windsor Block. j25-tf
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
NOTICE

NOTICE-Having a sale? See G. H.
Preuss. Auctioneer. Milford. Dell
j11-l0tp
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

WANTED-Toolmake machinists.
machine operators. men and women.
l00qe war production. Delaware Air
craft Industries. Inc. Greenwood n"l-
aware. 1l6-3t
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

WANTED Pickles. Pickles and
more Pickles. Paying the highest
prices for pickles as usual. Also have
all recommended grades of 'Baugh's"
Fertilizers. See .. w. Davis. Milford.
at once m5-tf
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR SALE-Five acres prime
Korean and acres Cericea Lesped-
eza In the field. Both will make two
cuttings-the best hay this year. Mrs.
Frederick Viehe. Camden Pines.
Lewes. Phone: Lewes 1861. j9-3tp
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

Taking note Of Congressional
criticism of possible military "ex-
travagance", OWN Director Byrnes
has asked the procurement agen-
cies to establish boards of review.
Such boards would review "ob-
jectively and critically" their pro-
grams in an effort to achieve a
better balance of manpOwer, ma
terials, and money.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR SALE-30 White Leghorns. {
weeks old baby chicks. Mrs. Mary w
CoveFdale, Ellendale. ltI
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

In spite of the fact that in his
message to Congress last January
the President called for an expen-
diture of $1O4.O00,000,000 for this
fiscal year, the new period started
with approximately 11S billions in
federal appropriations to pay for
the war and other government ex-
penses. Tax receipts for the year
are estimate at s3S.0OO.0OO,OO0.
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR SALE-Red skin seed pota-
toes for planting. Norman Collins.
Cedar Neck. Milford. 1tp
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR RENT-Apartments in Fred
erica. Contact Mrs Davidson at Dra-
per Bros. factory. Geo. II. Draper. Jr.
j16-tf
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR SALE-Gas cooking range. new
condition, also several rugs. c. ID.
Holzmueller. Milford. 1t
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Late cabbage plants
Basil Perry. Georgetown. Del j23-3tp
Milford chronicle., 1943-07-23

FOR SALE-Horse. dearborn. har-
ness. complete set. Apply Wilson H.
Wheatley. Bridgeville. jl6-2tp
Evening star., 1943-01-20

Soft lights for dcoty China table you'd
for Mounted 20
Hont lovely silk shades lined
Lambs,FU Floor
Evening star., 1943-01-20
OUR ENTIRE STOCK Or FAMOUS Make
: ::::::::::::: =: :::: DllI'afOne Carpet


Did thick soft broodoo actually makes
Did that makes look oge Did know that it's
problem fit? No
ovone with all decorators And Duroone ranks high
the All skiIuy blended Of the coo 1t
Available widths
And choice Of rich medium blue blue CEDAR
BEIGE and burgundy Order enough for wooo or have
Floor, Hcht
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18

called He was born in a splcn-
did Fifth Avenue mansion and
while still in his cradle women
fought over him, but by the time
he was two years old he had
become a cynic - his nurse left
him 10 run away with a cop. A
few years later he learns that
women like TO reform men and
by the time he is nine has had
his first meeting with a gold
digger,
When he decides TO settle down
he steals his cousins hancee,
played by Gene Tierney. After
ten years Of marriage, they sep
arate, but are eventually recon-
ciled. Their son grows up 10 be
just like his father, which Henry
finds is somewhat expensive.
This light farce has been gaily
handled and presents Don Ame-
che and Gene Terney in excep-
tionally solid roles, The fine
cast includes Charles Coburn,
Marjorie Main, Laird Cregar,
Spring Byington, Allyn Joslyn,
Eugene Palette and many others.
Heaven Can Wait" is filmed in
Tcchnicolor and Lubitsch has
done a magnificent job.
Every reader will ask: where
does a man who pretends 10 un-
dcrstand women wind up? In
Heaven or He'll? This reviewer
won't tell. If Heaven Can Wait"
SO can you.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18
PROOF fhof Athletes
Foot fungi die at touch
of ABSORBING JR.

FUNGI GROWING FAsT-Photomioro-
graph of Athletes Foot fungi This
parasitic plant life burrows under the
tissues, irritateS delicate nerve cndings.
No wonder Athletes Foot causes Sc
we're pain!
FUNGI DEAD = Photomicrograph
shows Absorbine Jr. kills Athletes
Foot fungi as they are reached. No
longer can they grow and cause you
pain and misery.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18

WARTIME DUTIES putyou on your feet and
" keep you there =. making you vulnerable to
an attack of Athletes Foot that may cost you
precious hours of work!
The tiny plants-not germs-that cause Ath-
lete's Foot must feed on Precipitation and dead
skin in order to live That's why you must be on
guard when wartime walking increases the flow
OF Precipitation between your toes-esPecially
when the weather's hot and sultry
The extra perspiration irritates and cracks the
tender skin. Then the Athletes Foot fungi attack
the open flesh through the cracks and spread
through the tissues. Inflammation of your toes,
painful itching and taking skin tell you you're
another victim of Athletes Foot
Tonight look at the skin between your toes. If
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18
Athletes Foot fungi feed on hot, perspiring feet

cracks are present-even tiny breaks in the skin
drench the toes with Absorbine Jr. full strength
Just as il comes from the bottle! Repeat daily
night and morning.
J. Absorbne Jr. is effective fUnseide II kills the
Athletes Foot fungi on contact.
Z. ~ dissolves the persPrution products on which
the Athletes Foot fungi thrive.
,. II dries the skin between The toes.
q. II soothes and helps heal the broken tissues.
S. II eases itching and pain of Athletes Foot.
Athletes Foot might very we'll lay you up! Don't take
chances! Always keep Absorbine Jr handy-it's the
nationwide preference for relieving this painful skin
infection. At all drugstores, Sl.25 bottle
For free sample, address w. F. Young, Inc''
397k Lyman ST., Springfield, Mass
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18

is either a liar or an optimist.
There are. perhaps, exceptions.
Ernst Lubitsch has taken one
man. Henry Van Cleve, and
woven the story Of his life in
goth Century-Fox's Heaven Can
Wait" starring Gene Tierney
Don Amcche and a splendid cast.
And while Henry thought he
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18
BY JOHN u. sTURDEVANT,
Motion Picture Editor

rs It possible for a man to
4 understand a woman This
perpleXing question has dis
turbcd the male sex since the
days Of Adam and will probably
never be answered, for a man
who says he understands women
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18
~ OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Don
AnncChc,
Who
Thinks He
Under
stands
Women,
Tries 10
Discover
What
Makes a
Pretty
ShOwgirl
Helene
Reynolds)
Tick. i'm
Goth Cen
tury-FoN's
Romantic
Comedy,
"IIeaXcn
{ an Wait"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18
When the

When the
Million
aires Son
Grows Up,
He Turns
Out 10 BE
"A Chip on
the Old
Block and
He, Too,
Learns the
Way of
Women.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18

heard of Henry and before he can admit
him TO Hades he must know all about
his life Henry tells the devil that the
best way to ten the story Of his life Is
10 tell about the women IN IT, I'm a
series of Hash-backs Hcnry's life is re-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18

As n Roy.
the New
York Mil
Honaire
Discovers
About Ro-
nance
From His
French
GoNerneSs
(Signe
HaSSO and
DiCkie
Nioore.)
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-07-18

Don
Aneche.
Wealthy
New York
Piaybov,
Steals His
Cousins
FianCee,
Gene
i'Iil'
and
Attempts
In Settle
Down Co a
Quiet
Family
Life.
When He
Dies, the
Playboy
Thinks He
Should Go
TO IIades,
But the
Devil
(Lalrd
Cregar)
Has Other
Plans for
the Man
AS Who
y Thought
lie Under
stood
Women.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Your Red Cross Reporter

How would you like to be called
a WOOLOOMOOLOO! The Yanks
in Australia don't mind a bit-be-
cause according to the Pocket Guide
to Australia which the War and Ma
Wy Departments issue to each one
on his arrival down under" that
just means that you're a fashy
dresser.
Jack Shaw, who reports to Mu-
tual listeners from the Pacific area
on ''Your Red Cross Reporter" Sat-
urdays, 12:45 to p. M, writes, "The
War and Navy Departments knew
what they were doing when they
devoted a whole section of this
booklet to Australian slang. For
when it comes to slang, the Aussies
can give us head start any time"
And we see what he means when
he points out such oddities like
Ding Dong" for ''its SWELL" rub
badedeb" for bar OF saloon, and
'the joes" for ''the blues"
''This Is all Dinkum OIL" writes
Shaw. = Get it? That's Gospel
Truth in Aussie slang.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Double or Nothing" Goes To indianapolis
To Salute War Workers and Bond Drive

Double or Nothing" veteran
Mutual network quiz piloted by
John Reed King, which highlights
tributes to Americans contributing
to the war effort, will broadcast be-
fore $4,000 war workers and bond
purchasers when the program origi-
mates from Indianapolis tomorrow
(F,riday), $50 to 10 p. m, EWT.
On that date the program airing
from Indianapolis massive Coli
scum, will salute outstanding war
workers in that city and war bond
buyers who have increased their
purchases.
Contestants will be war workers
from the various war plants in In
dianapolis, servicemen and state and
city officials 1t is expected that In
diana's Governor Henry Schricker
will participate in the broadcast.
Among the contestants will be
foreman Tom German of the U. S.
Rubber Company plant, who has
three sons in the service; matron
Ethel Crockett of the Curtiss- Wright
Corp. propeller division, who has
six sons in the armed forces; Mr.
and Mrs. Alvin Leslie, both en-
ployed in the RCA Indianapolis
plant, and Laverne c. Taylor of the
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26

P. R. Mallory Company who helps
train employees who are physically
handicapped
Indianapolis has proclaimed Au-
gust 81 Double or Nothing day
and many off-the-air features have
been arranged for the radio cast.
The troupe will entertain war work
ers in the U. S. Rubber Company
plant at 5:45 a. m, put on informal
programs at the U. S. o. railroad
center, three hospitals, and enter
tain soldiers at Stout Field, Army
Air Corps base. Another off-the-air
feature will be special Double or
Nothing" bond rally to be held in
the famed Indianapolis Circle.
Tenor soloist Frank Forest has
prepared a special Indiana War
medley, including "On the Banks of
the Wabash" Back Home In In
DIANA" cover There" "Army Air
Corps Song" and eve Did 1t Be-
fore"
Nat Brusiloff, orchestra leader,
and announcer Alois Havrilla will
also be prominently featured in the
proceedings. This is not the first
time Double or Nothing" has taken
to the road. The program has origi-
mated from Cincinnati, Memphis,
and Detroit.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Monkey Hairs, in Mines

In certain German Ignite mines
the workmen are familiar with rub
berry fibers called monkey hairs,
according to DR.. Fisher. "These are
now known to consist of fossil vul-
canized rubber and are the remains
of rubber originally in the twigs of
type of rubber-bearing shrub now
found only in Africa The surround
ing Ignite contains small proper
ton of sulphur, and in the course
of thousands of years the sulphur
migrated and caused the formation
of prehistoric vulcanizates.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
News About The
WEI Programs
"COnfdentiaIly Yours"

Although Henry Kaiser has stolen
the production spotlight with his
amazing record for shipbuilding,
British aircraft production has set
mark in plane assembly which
has never been appreciated in this
country.
Arthur Hale reveals this inside in
formation on "Confidentially Yours
to be heard over Mutual Thursday
Aug rs, 1880 p. m.
On his Saturday night broadcast,
Hale will tell the real story of ex-
pected developments in Turkey, and
the influence that country is exert
ing in speeding the defeat of the
Axis.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Sundays

9:00-Liberty Calls
9:30-Sunday Morning Hymntime
10:00-Detroit Bible Class
Southland Echoes
11:00-Church of the Brethren
12:00-Reviewing Stand
12:30-Souvenirs
12:45-Letters to my Son
1:00-Console Serenade
1:15-Mennonite Choir
1:30-Lutheran Hour
2:00-Pilgrim Hour
3:00-This is Fort Dix
3:30-Sacred Singers
4:00-Phillip Keyne-Gordon
4:30-Young Peoples Church of the
Air
5:00-You Shall Have Music
5:30-Bulldog Drummond
6:00-Murder Clinic
7:00-Voice of Prophecy
7:30-Stars and Stripes in Britain
8:45-Gabriel Heater
9:00-Old Fashioned Revival
10:00-Treasury Parade
10:30-Todd Grant
11:00-Music
11:15-Freedom House Sign Off
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Chicago Theater of the Air"

The unknown composers, whose
works are ascribed to public do
main" will receive tribute when
Marion Claire and Attilio Baggiore
star in "Their Shadows Before
Them" on Chicago Theater of the
Air." heard over Mutual Saturday,
Aug. %, 9 to 10 p. m.
Presenting a wide selection of
popular and classical music, Their
Shadows Before Them" will range
all the way from the works of Vic
tor Herbert to the composition in
public domain, "Annie Laurie"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Victim of Jap Torture On "This Is
Our Enemy

]. B. Powell, former editor of the
China Weekly Review and the Lon
don Daily Herald correspondent in
Shanghai, who lost both his feet in
a Jap prison camp, will appear as
guest on "This Is Our Enemy" when
the Mutual war effort series is heard
Thursday, Aug 26, 8 p. m.
Powell's own story will de drama
tized on the program in script by
Gene Kagan Nathan Van Cleve
directs the orchestra.
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Needed TriggernOmetry.

A keen-eyed mountaineer led his
overgrown son into a country school
house. ''This here boys arter 1arn-
in," he announced. whats yer bill
O. fare?"
my department, sir" replied the
professor, Consists of arithmetic, al.
zebra, geometry, and tigonometry."
. THAT II do" interrupted the old
zebra, geometry, and trigonometry."
etry, he's the only poor shot in the
family"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
ShaYetalI Logic.

The colonel was lecturing class
of incipient officers. "a 40-foot flag
pole has fallen down." he said. "You
have a sergeant and squad of ten
men. How do you erect the flag
pole AGAIN."
The candidates thought, then Of
fered suggestions about block-and-
tackle, derricks, and so on.
you're all wrong" replied the
colonel. you'd say: Sergeant, get
that f1agpole upp"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
No Compliment.

Cooking was the yung wife's hob
by, and what she lacked in skill she
made up in zeal
One day, when a neighbours small
boy ran an errand for her, she re-
warded him with a generous piece
of jam tart which she made with
her own fair hands
A few minutes later the youngster
was back again.
THANK you very much for the
JAM" he said, with shy politeness.
Here's your bit of board back!"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Perfect BIackout.

A teacher in a country school was
trying to impress on the minds Of
the children the Importance of CT
william defense. She asked the chill
dren to give their ideas of a perfect
blackout, for which prize would
be given.
I Next day the answers were
brought and the prize was awarded
for this:
"a blind black man. dressed in a
black suit, in coal cellar with the
doors shut, on foggy night, and
without light. cropping among the
Goals for a black cat"
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Fresh Air Fiend.

The maid at the boarding house
went to the landlady with an anxi-
Gus look
Il believe the new boarder is 60
ing to run off in the night" she said
'Why?" asked the landlady, in
alarm.
Because" said the maid, 81 heard
him say to his friend: It's nice to
open the window at night and throw
ones chest out'p
The globe-independent. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1943-19??, 1943-08-26
Lend a Hand.

The tiny jockey married woman
at least twice his weight. After the
ceremony he asked some of the
guests to drop over to his fiat. The
best man looked doubtful.
Thanks, Sammy" he said, ''but
after all it's kind of late. Maybe
your wife wouldn't approve of COM
pany at this hour.
The jockey shrugged
ooh, 1 don't expect you chaps to
stay long, he explained. Gall I
want is for you to help me carry
the bride across the threshold"