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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-04-07

MIR TCKES' expressed hope
W that fuel oil rationing might
be dropped next winter is pos
Sible of fullfllment. Next year
is election year.
Political wisdom requires the
softeninG of all rationing. hard
ships to as great extent as pos
Sibe while the campaign is on.
Certainly if Mr.. IckeS expects
to work for the fourth term as
cleverly as he did for the third,
a lot more oil is going 10 be
brought into critical areas by
one means or another.
The fuel oil rationing program
always occupied a different
category than the other ration
ing steps. This country always
has had enough oil for any war
and civilian purposes. The prob
lem was one merely of trans
portation and administration
not of supply.
Food and gas restrictions do
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The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-26
Merchandise Wanted


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Of value bought or exchanged.
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The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-26


cult Court for the County OF wash-
tenaw
I'm Chancery.
Mary G. Barton,
Plaintiff.
Richard Marvin.
Dennis Witherel
Philinda Greenfield.
cynthia NJ Witherel.
or their unknown heirs, devisees, lsss
atees and assigns.
Defendants
Al n session OF said court held st
the Court House In the city OF Ann
Arbor In said county on tho l3th day
OF September, 1919
Present: Honorable George W.
Sample. Circuit Judge.
II appearing from an affidavit %
file that the whereabouts OF the de-
PENDANTS Is unknown and cannot be
ascertained, after diligent search
and Inquiry, on motion OF Ionn p.
Kirk, attorney for plaintiff IL is orr
dered that tho defendants appear in
said cause within three months from
the date Of this order.
GEORGE ". SAMPLE.
Circuit Judge
LUELLA ". SMITH. Clerk.
BY: Margaret NJ. Mcmillan
Deputy Clerk
JOHN p. KIRK. attorney for plains
INF Business address: Ypsilantf,
Michigan
a True copy
Margaret NJ Mcmillan. Deputy Clerk.
This suit Is brought TO quiet the
title TO all those certain pieces or
parcels OF land situate and being in
the village OF Milan. county Of Wash
tenaw and state Of Michigan. and
described as follows: Lots numbered
10, 20, q according to the plat OF
Clarke's Addition to the village OF
Milan, ~ recorded in the office OF the
Register Of Deeds OF said county in
Liber 3 OF plats on page >.
Mary e. Barton
a.. ms
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sl,ua,lon. Wsnttd-rsmsls

YOUNG LADY WISHES POSITION
as raceptionlst prefer doctors
office Experience. References.
tipping. BOX P-si, care Press
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-26
Real Estate
Ho0sss FER SAFE

$500 Down
BUYS u ROOMS. 2 baths. hot
water heat. garage. big lot, paved
street west side can be used
a. four apartments or roOminE
house. price only 1850 and ~
nonthly payments occupied BY
owner who viii give possession
At once.
1900 DOwS
BUYS 5 ROOMS, bath, one floor
bungalow, near Normal 1900
with payments like rent
6 ROOMS. bath. modern eonyen-
iences, big lot, on Maple St, for
1880 and $40 monthly,
a ROOMS. bath, all modern, one
block Of Normal college, FOR
$500 and $50 monthly.
900 ACRES
SIX MILES from Ypsl and Just
or rS-iIs. complete set OF build
iuss, level. productive land. pos
session this fan; price 'i25 per
acre on terms.
TINY ESTATE
DANDY BRICK HOME less than
two years old. I acres Of land.
Located miles west Of Ypsi.
Large number % fruit trees,
chicken houses Everything In
tip top shape. Price 5000.
BRICK HOME on south Huron.
older Npe solid hrlok house
needs repair and decorating ~
ira large LOT Immediate posses
sion. only $500.
Ehman & 0reenstreet
80 " Michigan. phone 1872
re .fLIORS
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-26

OUTSTANDING OPPORTUNITY - GOOD
STARTING SALARY-FOr men with mana
geral desires Experience in Sc to sl0o mer-
chandsing desirable Others accepted for train
ing program If qualified Give age. experience.
marital status and draft classification. Inter-
views will be arranged from your replies. This
career Job not temporary All correspondence
confidential Address Box PISS care Press
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-26
Financial
Money To Loan
Announcements
Legal Notices

STATE or MICHIGAN, The ClA
cult Court for the County OF Wash-
tcnaw
In Chancery.
Mary G. Barton,
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Instructions Given
How Long VIII You

De MIXING HIK MOnfy
The war won't last forever
when rs over. the man trained
Tor ths night industry VIII keep
on mnhing big money. The un-
trained man VIII lose out. Pre-
pare now 40 your earnings VIII
htAy Up. Oct into this booming
Industry. We Will show you
how 10 overhaul, Install and serv-
Ice AIR CONDITIONING and
RtFRIGERATING equipment.
II mechanically minded. just n
few hours weekly spare time ali
you need No interference with
present Job. For Information
Writo at once giving nHma and
address Utilities Inst. Box P-s0.
care Press
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Employment
Help Wsnted-remaie

COOK and second girl, year round
lob. good wages. Must be expert
enced write at once TO Mrs. John
Galster, so7 Mitchell ~, Petosksy.
or phone t2G, Ypsilanti.
GlRL OR WOMAS 10 take care Of
three children. z in school. baby
~ mo. Good wage. 90 hOms
nights. Phone 2ss2-W or 3O5 Arnst
81
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1943-10-26
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Merchandise


BOYS OvERC0AT, finger tip, re
rersable, camel hair. size 20. Lik,
new. Phone 767-W.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22
KOVAC SENTENCED
TO STATE PRISON
Bridgeport Youth Arrested
for RObbing Lake ZOar
Cottages

A sentence Of 2 to 4 years in states
prison was imposed on Andrew Ko-
vac Of Bridgeport after he was found
guilty Of charges Of breaking and
entering by Superior Court Judge
John A. Cornell yesterday afternoon.
The accused, who claimed he could
not remember anything when he was
arrested, pleaded not guilty but on
the witness stand yesterday admitted
taking part in burglaries at Lake
Zoar cottages In Southbury July 10.
Kovac was confined for observa-
ton in the Middletown state hospi-
tai for sometime after his arrest but
was released after examination did
not disclose abnormality. The jurist
stated yesterday, however, that the
prison sentence was imposed so that
medical treatment would be avail
able for the prisoner.
Three youths who participated IN
the burglaries with Kovac and had
received suspended sentences at a
previous hearing testified for the
state yesterday. The case was prose-
cuted by Assistant States Attorney
Walter w. Smyth and defended by
Public Defender Edward T. Carmody.
Az to 8 year term was imposed on
the first count and one year SEN
tence on a second count.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22

Franco German arnistice, Gordon
was sent to q labor camp here.
His experiences in various labor
camps are the usual story Of bad
food, inadequate clothing, useless
work (moving rocks to one corner
of the camp one week, moving them
back the next), road building, scant
attention from any one. He lost half
Of one leg when o minor injury be-
came serious due to lack Of proper
medical attention.
When the Allies landed here last
November, Gordon and the other
anti-fascist prisoners expected inn
mediate release. But 1t wasn't that
easy. The military had too many
other things to do, until the Inter-
Allied Commission was established
the first Of this year,
SOME PRISONERS RELEASED
The French agreed to release, II
their freedom did not compromise
French security, political prisoners
who could fulfill one Of five condi-
tons: ID emigrate to Mexico; (2)
Join the French Army; go join the
British Army's Pioneer q. 9. labor
Corps; "a get work contracts from
the French; or 60 from the Amer
lean Army.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22
FINAL AIR SHOW
SLATED TOMORROW
CAP. Pilots to Stage Ex.
hibitiOn for Air Corps
EnIiStmentS

Bridgeport, oct. az - Fourteen
airplanes, piloted by Connecticut
members Of the Civil All Patrol, will
fly here tomorrow to take part In
the last Of seven air shows arranged
for various state airportS to stiinu-
late enlistment In the Army Air
Corps, 1t was announced today by
Major Thomas r. Lockart, Wing
commander Of the CAP.
Army planes, pursuit and bomber,
and possibly some Of the Nays
high speed fighters manufactured
at Sikorsky division OF United AIR
craft across the road from the air.
port where the show Is being held,
will participate. Army field equip
ment will be on display.
The Fairfield County Squadron,
consisting Of flights from Stamford,
Danbury and Bridgeport, will fur
nish the guard detail for the show
and the registrars TO sign UP the
potential pilots. Civil Air Patrol
planes will be used to take the en-.
rolling cadets on short flights.
Flying from Brainard Field, Hart
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22
Bristol Co. Garden
Wins National Honor
Plaque Presented Industrial Organization for Aeviat'
ing Food Shortage Through EmplOye Gardens

pany, New York, N. p; Monsanto
Chemical Co., st. Louis, Mo-; Phil"
lips Petroleum Co.. st. Louis, Mo-;
Standard Brands, Inc, New York.
N. Y; United States Potash Com
pany, New York, N. Y.
The response Of industry to the
Governments request for increased
food production has been more than
gratifying, hundreds Of large indus
trial ORGANIZATIONS all over the coun-
try joining In this vital movement.
It Is estimated that the total area
Of employe gardens this season ran
into thousands Of acres and pro-
duced food amounting In value to
many hundreds Of thousands Of dol
lars.
1T would have been difficult for
gardeners to reach the goal Of TO-
100000 Victory Gardens set by the
National Victory Garden Institute
last Spring had 1t not been for the
splendid cooperation Of these COM
panies with their great resources,
organizing facilities and trained per-
sonnet" remarked Andrew s. Wing,
Secretary Manager Of the Institute
last week. "And the results this
year, while impressive, undoubtedly
will be dwarfed by the 1914 pro-
gram, ar many companies which did
not participate this year, or which
started too late to do a really COM
prehensive job, have announced
their intention to support the pro-
gram intellectually next season.
with the need for food greater than
ever before and with the expert
ence Of 1943 to draw upon, 1t Is con-
servatively estimated that double
the number of companies will par
ticipate next year and the total pro-
duction Of vegetables through COM
pany gardens viii be tripled. It Is
significant that in almost every case
where a company had gardens for
its employees, or fostered home
gardens, company executives report
that the program was q remarkable
success. many expressing the belief
that it was the best employee man.
agement project that has yet been
tried"
The committee selecting plaque
and certificate winners includes
Richardson Wright, editor of House
& Garden magazine: j. w. john
ston, Horticultural Editor, New York
Herald Tribune; and Carl F. We
dell, Secretary, Greater New York
Victory Garden Council.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22

Each case took time, often heart
breakingly long. Finally the Com
mission obtained the release Of all
but one per cent Of the nearly 5000
prisoners. Most Of them chose either
the Pioneer. Corps or work with the
Americans-as lockers, In the de-
pots, In dozens Of different kinds Of
jobs. Gordon was one Of the last to
get out, hardly o month ago. Unfit
for active service because Of his loss
Of one leg, he was taken on by the
Commission itself in a semi-admin-
istrative capacity. Already, however,
he. has found civilian employment aS
author and composer for o forthcom-
ing revue.
The Inter-Allled Commiss!on'S
Job Is done. But the problem Is
far from solved. AS with so many
problems here, the solution to
date is q temporary one. The
great question remains: WHATS 60.
ing to happen when the Americans
leave? Hundreds Of the political
prisoners have been released on the
basis Of work contracts with the U.
s. Army. Only few are as lucky as
Gordon, having found civilian jobs
which may continue indefinitely.
What is going to happen to the 9th.
erS when the Americans leave?
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22

Announcement Of awards to in
dustrial organization which helped
to alleviate the food shortage
through employee gardens Is made
by the National Victory Garden In
stitute 500 Madison Avenue, New
York, N. Y. Companies which had
outstanding gardens, or contributed
In o special way to the support OF
the Victory Garden Program will
receive an impressive plaque OF
handsome design. Companies,
which for one reason or another, did
not have gardens, but cooperated in
other ways, such as through ad-
vertising, radio promotion and 50
forth, will receive a certificate bear
Ing the gold seal Of the Institute.
Among the companies receiving
the plaque. in the first judging Of
returns, are: Allis Chalmers Mfg.
Co., Milwaukee, Wis: Armstrong
Cork Co., Lancaster, Pa; Baltimore
& Ohia Railroad, Baltimore, Md;
Ball Brothers, Muncie, Ind; Ben
dix Products Div. Bendix Aviation
Corporation, Bendix, N. j.; The Bris-
toI Company, Waterbury, Conn.
Brooklyn Union Gas Company,
Brooklyn, N. Y; Burlington Lines,
Chicago, ILL.,; Calvert Distillers Corp.
New York, N. Y, Crane g. Co., Dali
ton, Mass; Denison Engineering
Co., Columbus. Ohio, Boston Edison
Co., Boston, Mass; Firestone Tire g.
Rubber Co., Akron, Ohio; Guide
Lamp Div, General Motors Corp,
Anderson, Ind; Fruit of the Loom,
Inc, Providence, r. l.; General
Electric Co., Bridgeport Conn. |;
Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co., Akron
Ohio; Gulf, Mobile & Ohio Rail-
road, Mobile, Ala; Gulf Oil Corpo-
ration. flJtspurgn, Ea.; lnuerna-
tional Harvester Co., Chicago, ILL.,;
Illinois Central System, Chicago,
ILL.,; Rumford Chemical Works,
Rumford, R. I. Sears Roebuck Foun-
dalton, Chicago, ILL.,; Shell Oil Com
pany, New York, N. Y; The Texas
Company, New York, N. Y. and
Wilson & Company, Chicago, Ill
Many companies are still reporting,
and announcement Of winners will
be made from time to time.
Companies which have been
awarded certificates include Kerr
Glass Manufacturing Company, Los
Angeles, California; Magnolia Pc
troleum; Company, Dallas. Texas
Metropolitan Life Insurance Com
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22

political prisoners in the French
labor camps here. Today there are
less than 100.
The largest single group Of
prisoners were Spanish Loyalists
who had fled to France at the end
of the Spanish civil war. They
had gone or been sent to North
Africa, where they were put into
labor camps on q variety OF vague
charges. Release was dependent
on getting steady Job, but 1t was
usually impossible to get out OF
the camps long enough to look
for one.
The other chief group Of pris-
oners was enemy aliens whose
violent anti fascist feelings had
forced them to leave Germany
soon after Hitler came to power.
The story Of George Gordon Is
typical.
ESCAPED FROM NAILS
Gordon (Which Is not his original
name) was born in Stuttgart, Ger
many, in 1908. He studied at the Ber-
lin Academy Of Art, became an au-
thor and composer. At % he was
secretary Of the Democratic Writers
League. Within o week after Hitler
took over, Gordon was arrested,
Jailed and so badly beaten that he
had to be sent to a hospital, from
which he escaped to France.
In Paris he became secretary Of
the German Committee for the
Relief Of Victims Of Hitler Fascism.
When the Spanish war broke out, he
went to Madrid to head the semi-of-
ficial foreign press agency. When
the Loyalists were defeated, he es-
capped back to France.
Despite his long anti-Nazi career,
Gordon was jailed as an enemy alien
in october, 1899, when France went
to war against Germany. He was
released TO enlist in the Foreign
Legion, sent to North Africa to serve
with 1t. With the signing OF the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22

Large industries led the field with
3,464 pledges for q total Of @40,256.
The principal speaker Of the eve.
ming was Lieut.. Helen ]. Armstrong
who recently returned after q years
service In Iceland, as an Army nurse.
Good Health
Lieut.. Armstrong cited the gen.
orally minor hardships Of the home
front as compared with those en-
countered by the men In service.
She stated that since she has ar
rived In America relatives Of boys
In service In Iceland have beseeched
her with questions as to the well
fare Of their loved ones. She re-
ported that the morale Of the men
was excellent and that illness and
disease was at an exceptionally low
rate In that field. She added that
the most common type Of ailment
was that Of fatigue and that the
boys were receiving excellent care.
Chest officials and guests at the
speakers table were Mayor John 8.
Monagan, Austin L. Adams, j..
Francis Smith, orion p. Camp, Mrs.
Donald futile, Mrs. Joel Butler, Rev.
Phillip Hussey Of the Immaculate
Conception church, ]. Warren Up
son, and others.
Other reports in the drive, some
incomplete, were: small industries,
453 pledges, $11,672; schools, 400
pledges, $2,42S; west business fleet,
4l3 pledges $21 800; women's diW-
sion 100 pledges S27, 1894; WATERFOWL
division 90 pledges $4688; east busi-
ness fleet 80 pledges $S,677; utilities,
2 pledges $500.
Highlights Of the evening was q
plea read by Mark FERRY jr., and
composed by an employe Of the
Chase Brass g. Copper Co., q men,
her Of their soliciting team. The
plea was directed toward those who
did not wish to pledge, for various
reason, and was left with them to
read over before o repeat call was
made.
Part Of the plea consisted Of a
estimate as to how much 1t would
cost the average contributor to
pledge his contribution. Figure 1t
out for yourself what the Commun-
ity and War Chests Inc, is asking
Of you: vne dollar per month for
twelve months or about % cents per
week. Under the 2 percent OF one
weeks pay each month plan your
contribution Is about the cost Of one
package Of cigarettes per week.
Please remember that this is the
only solicitation Of fur DIS that you
will receive for the year 1914. For
the amount Of good work done don't
you think that this Ii reasonable?"
Among those introduced to the
audience were Charles Z. Hart,
president Of the Chase Brass g.
Copper Co.: William J. Pape, Mrs.
Mark Sperry, Jr, president Of the
Civilian Defense Volunteer office:
Mrs. Bessie M. Crane, head Of
Vacation House and Staff Sergt.
Mary Mcnamara and Sergt. Mar
jorie Martin Of the WACS recruit
ing office in New Haven.
Anne Austin Of st. Margaret's
school was awarded 9 bracelet for
O recent survey on Vacation
House. Jane Berry Of Crosby re.
ceived O similar award for an
essay on the Community Chest.
Another report meeting will be
held Tuesday ct the Central Y. M.
o. A. with . final Victory" dinner
on Oct. 20.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22

ford, to the meet will be Captain
Kenneth II. RingroSe Of Wing and
Lieutenant Robert Spellman Of the
Hartford Squadron.
From Simsbury Airport: Lieuten-
ant Edith Cragin. Sergeant Arthur
Romano and Private A. Olmsted Of
the Simsbury Squadron: Flight ON
Ger Bruno Oskinis and Fight Offlcer
Leslie Trigg Of the Hartford Squad
ron; and Private william Case Of
the Bristol Squadron.
From Meriden airport: Lieuten-
ants Nancy Tier and Ernest Mark
ham Of the Meriden Squadron.
From Wingdale, N. Y, airport:
Private Charles Shutter Of New Ha-
ven Squadron: Lieutenant Rudolph
Stawowcyk, Sergeant Arnold Hart
and Private Walter Wheeler Of the
Fairfield County Squadron.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22
MILLION POINTS, BURN

Phoenix. Ariz. (UP)-"A million
points WORTH" or several tons Of
groceries. went up in smoke and
flames recently when q large truck
and semi-trailer overturned and
burned after striking q bridge abut-
ment east Of Apache Junction, on
US. Highway 90. the highway pa
troll reported.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1943-10-22
.. Jesse
ADLER
Looks az
the NEWS

If we were editing q paper instead
Of Just writing for several, here's
the way we'd editorialiZe ON the
loose talk Of those i've washington
slanbassadors: SENATE De-
CLARES WAR ON RUSSIA,
sGREAT BRITAIN AND WASH.
INCTONl
They not only Travelled ct Govern
ment expense but ct the expense Of
the entire effort.
Instead Of kicking around Lend
Lease why not lend them to the Axis
and give us O new lease on life?
General Marshall explaining the
war "a Congress must have been like
o faithful husband trying 70 cone
vince . suspicious wife Of his faith"
fulness.
You do great In q spot like that
provided you look her straight In
the eye and get ready to duck the
roller pin concealed behind her
back.
with the owl. permitting the
return Of the weather forecaster
things are even again-bUth sides
will now have an equal amount Of
instrumentation.
Mayor LaGuartia took the masks
off the Times Square Traffic lights
to ease dimout dangers. Now II he'd
do the same thing with his thinking
maybe more city folks'd vote for him
In "A.
Newest advance In science Is MAKE
ing thread from milk. Can y0u
imagine having 70 ask your wife 10
help you thread the Govt
A Yonkers cop has been suspended
because he made the mistake OF
bawling out an alleged traffic Of
fender who turned out to be the
Chief Of Police in muftL A wolf
in chiefs clothing???
A Kansas City schoolgirl, asked 10
she knew the presidents full name
wrote: franklin D'EleanOr ROose"
velt".
Fish Story: Waiter: "You're not
enjoying your fish, anything wrong
With it," Patron: Long time no
seal"
Xmas Prediction: Santa Claus
will use o jeep instead Of Reindeer
this season - afraid Of the black
market!
Question: TO be asked OF war.
working familiesl "Who wears the
pants In your family7" Answer: 1T
all depends upon who gets up firstV"
Did you hear about the guy who
had date with the Slamese Twins.
A pal asked whether he had good
time. 'Well," he replied, "yes and
moi"
with the new silver pennies II 0
guy tells you he hasn't q red Gene
that's still no proof he's broke.
American soldiers I'm training 60
through what the army calls aIa
'Tnflltratlon Course" In which
they advance under fire ana either
keep their heads down or lose 'em.
Golf pros take notice.
In l4o2 an italian proved the
world was round. In 1913 the Amer
leans are proving to italy that the
world can be on the level too.