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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
CAN'T BOWL ON HIS OWN ALLEYS
Too Many Jobs for Bill Macy

took up SemiproieSSlOnal pitching,
but quit after a few seasons be-
cause of an accidental "beaning'
of a batter Although the batter
recovered, Macy figured the next
time might be fatal and baseball
knew him no moro.
And while he made progress
during his steel mills employment
he preferred outdoor work and
had span as a nod carrier on
bricklaying Jobs. Later he at
tended Carnegie Institute of
Technology night sessions with the
idea OF becoming an engineer.
In 1897 he came 10 Detroit 10
work in a department store as a
previous visit here with relatives
sold" him on the city and its
opportunities for the ambitious.
After hours he took business
courses at Wayne University with
the aim Of advancement IN the
j. l.. Hudson organization.
CALL or SPORTS
The call Of sports remaining
strong Macy noted bowlng'S high
place in the recreation scheme He
decided 70 have "a part and the
Garden venture followed
Twenty-Five years ago the Gar
den was head and front OF tho
game here His object is 10 make
the Garden a big time house
again. IL cannot Doe done In a
minute. as he we'll knows So he
does one thing az a time on the
way up and makes no promises
he cannot keep.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
Vogue Sweeper
To Have City's
Best SpilIers

Every top bowler in the city Is
expected to take a crack at win
ming the $500 first prize and a trip
TO Chicago with all expenses paid
offered in the Vogue Recreation's
first annual elimination sweep
stakes TO be held next Saturday.
With the deadline set for
Wednesday midnight, Jack Camp
bell, Vogue manager, has l75 en-
tries on hand with 40 more to go
10 complete his limited field OF
224. That is all the bowlers OF
$50 average, or better, he can take
care of in a one-day stand.
s-GAME TEST
The event is patterned after
Louis =. Petersens annual classic
TO which the winner will be sent
by the management of the Vogue
Recreation as their representa-
tive. The Petersen Classic, held
in Chicago Jan. 29-Feb. 6, usually
carries a first place prize of 81, OOO.-
II is an eight-game test across
10 alleys, which also will be in
vogue at the Vogue, total pins to
count. 1t is planned TO run seven
squads, 9 a. m.,i 1870. 2 p. m,
80, 7, $50 and II midnight. each
one composed of 80 bowlers.
For an entry fee of SIS the
bowler not only has chance TO
cop the $500 first place award
with its Chicago-paid expense trip,
but other cash prizes.
CHANCE FOR UNKNOWNS
Joe Norris and Johnny Grim
minis are only two of the many
top-notcherS who will be in there
winging away. AS often is the
case in a Petersen event an I'M
known blossoms 10 the fore and
that's why so many 1S0-average
men, or slightly better. plan 10
take a chance in hope they will
outshine the citys most brilliant
stars.
The event also will give the
bowlers an opportunity TO get a
line on the Vogue alleys where
the doubles and singles Of the city
| tournament will be held next
spring.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
Never Lost a Match

Walter Ulrich, the blond Min
nesotan who won the college golf
title, never lost a match in all
his golfing career.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12

That ball cleaning job, a prob
lem of time. effort, and expense
at most establishments, is simpli-
fled at Riviera Recreation because
Fred (Pops) Willett joint pro-
prietor with his son, Wesley, has
a knack with tools and idle
material.
An operation once requiring
seven to eight hours after closing
time now requires two and one
half to three depending on con-
ditions, before The place opens in
the afternoon.
At one time or another Mr.
Willett, 81, formerly of Adrian,
found employment as cabinet
maker, machiniSt boat builder,
carpenter. and was in the home
construction business before en-
tcring bowling. Incidentally, he
not only runs the Riviera but
keeps in condition by participant
ing in three leagues. including the
Travelling.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
travelling
League Standings

High team, three games = Olympic
Recreation, 2774; Nernors. 27ss; Nj. FL
Iott Rec 27O3 Enterprise, 26s9
High individual. three games Connie
Powers. 65j; Stella HArtrick, 64i; Hattie
Wooster, sos; Vicky Fayad. $40; Helen
Mack, GIL.
High team. single game-Olympc Recre-
alton 1i13; Enterprise, 10i1; Vernor's.
ISL Kinney, Gas
High Individual single game - Hattie
Wooster 800: Sophie Gulay, ESQ; Elvira
Helms 2f7. Clara Wilson, 246; Lorraine
Dennis, $40.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12

George Mcclellan, who
captained Farris Brothers
TO the Class Il champion
ship i'm The Detroit Times
Sweepstakes, sent in his
entry for this seasons
event as early as Nov. l.
He made it official Satur-
day when he signed a regu-
lar entry blank. MacLel-
lan's team is known as
Young this year and will
bowl i'm Class A.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
SPARINC
NO PINS
Mertens Picks
Three Detroit
AU-S+ar Elves
By HAROLD KAHL

Much after the fashion of
sll-star football teams that
have been appearing here ana
there and everywhere. during
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
A GOOD PLACE TO BOWL

A GOOD PLACE TO BOWL
TINE RIVERSIDE
3l2] &. JsHsrson, o. MeooVssh Nc. Sss
Altoona REC. ;, s'' s,, s,c"''A "a. 's ~,
OPEN BOWLING TODAY IRON 20 a, ~.
UNTIL p. N. WEEKDAYS UNTIL SO. n.
ARGYLE REC. !o.sl sosI.lAws' q,
oPIs BOWLING TODAY FROM i2:1o p. n.
UNTIL CLOSING. SATURDAYS AL DAY,
ART CENTRE w 70 s',.,. Al Il wt ,'s,s,
Open Bowling AL DAY SATURDAY, ass ssndays.
FREE Psrsins GRs.li.nt TRANSPORTATION Facilities.
BEACON REC, W. xr. mos. Az wAI I.s.s
op.n Bowllna TO-DAY from $50 a. n. TN cIosIss
openihss for Mornlss ard Afternoon t.ssu''
BOWL ODROME .s'S s DsHT'. r.. no s. 80:
OPEN BOWLING At AL TINES
Few LEAGUE R,,srsstIsn, Lett. Cocktail leshss
CASINO REC. ~ :, .t r9Ss""s ca. A ,ssi
Open Bowling at All Timssl
CENTENNIAL Ma. ,': sa, s'AT s.... .s' 5000
Open Bovine TO-DAY $50. Until 30 4. ~
Wait Our Beautiful Cocktail touaSs. IS tsns,.
CHeNE-TROMBLY ?. ' st,. S.s"f p. 81 s,,o
Ar-csndItlonsd for Your Comfort. opsa Alleys
TO-DAY at All Times. Bowl DINE o.nes J
CREST LANES 'OL! , .r.m I" GO GO az, .,ss'
Cocktail Lounge. sEvEH DULL MOMENT
nrupy lls7s WHITTIER at ktLLy I'D.
uChDI " ALLEYS. Ar. s44s
Oman BowIIns TODAY from s:3o A. n. Until
ciosips. Nome Of the Famous Bsssst.s'.chles,n.
DETROIT RECREATION . attsyt' ca. s a.
O LEAGUE sIs1svsrloss syIiIisif.
DEXTER REC. S'1 al1,1s '0'I ~ . ssSS
Open Bowling Todsy-All Day
GARDEN REC. "1 st wGSort'O ,oot ca 1'''
UNTIL CLOSING. WEEKDAYS UsTiLsp. n.
GLENEAGlES REC. t Ii,as 5Is1'T NO. .sss
Omen Alley, TO-DAY 10 A. N. Until closing. week
pay, UntIi :. After ~. PLENTY OF plssoYs.
GRAND CENTRAL '''' 1 rsss s',, ssa'
p,.,,ur. "a Bow, AZ ouI.t.n Eil,y, 10 Detroit.
Coed Transportstlos Facilities. ss,.strsst Car.
GREAT LAKES . x 20 sst!'AS s.' s,s,
All 90 ALLEYS Available for op,n Bowline SAT-
urdsu and sunday, from 10 a. N. Until clo.lns.
mn nnnnc asa ~ GRAND BLVD. st
hAll-UUUUo MICHIGAN. IA. ava
oPIH BOWLING SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
. ninut. from povntswn. Ample Pstlns
IuprpILI pEc sInIRtt noToRs ssoe
~ MODERN ALkEYs
opsn Every Day unth kidnisht Ma Hss
4 ulIlETTS 1I' Tnvmsvvid,.. AVE-
You Are Always Welcome Here
/ oWrIc Der 20 BOWLING kLLtYs
lUWE , nEbI 10 BlLLlARD TABLES
COCKTAIL LOUNGE murray ssi2
1875 East J.s,ren al EhsTLAwn
4 IInYv cTpIyr sai GRAND RIVER AT
lUUhI JlnlhC TINE BLVD. ~. 7.sss6
OPEN BOWLING TO-DAY 6 y. n. UNTIL
"a. n. a. BRUNSWICK LthEs. BAR.
Mt. ELLIOTT REC. n''' ~. VT ,. ,ss'0TT
osen Alisyt TODAY from A. n. Untl 7.3o
An Wait Our Cocktail Lounge. Excellent Food
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
INVoKEs HIS SKILL

AS installed. the machine cost
$500 First, Mr. Willett invoked
his skill as a cabinet maker. Next
he placed n one and one-half
horsepower motor that had been
gathering dust in the rear Of the
establishment.
The motor drives a shaft on a
four-belt tension which can be
regulated by raising-or lowering
nuts attached TO the cabinet top.
At each end are buffing wheels,
The cleaner. or "rougher' has a
canvas covering. The polisher has
Canton flannel.
To proceed. one snaps on an
ordinary light switch. First the
ball gets a going over on the
rough buffer. The attendant goes
in turn to the pollSher which IS
lightly treated now and then TO a
coating of bufGng compound.
With two men or the machine
one cleans and the other polishes
to shorten the task Ordinarily
one suffices. Cleaning the re-
served balls takes no longer as the
rack is four feet further from the
machine and more steps are
needed.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
MiIlett League
Teams Entered
In Times Sweeps
BY HAROLD KAHL

would be complete without Johnny
MIletts House League bowling
teams. The twelfth annual event,
opening at Imperial Recreation in
the General Motors Building Jan.
S, and continuing week-ends
through April 30, will be no eX-
ception.
Accompanied by Augie Jankow-
sky, his league secretary for years,
the little Irish proprietor from
the west SIDE went through his
annual formality in the office
Saturday. This time, however IL
was here's my five. thanks for
yours" as he extended his right
hand and followed with his left in
which were his house league en-
tries
Millett's House, one Of the old
est and best in the city, is COM
posed of Norm Halleen's Index
Herman Steinke's Virge's, Earl
Bentons Gerisch, Ernie Friede-
mans Millett's, Steve Malek's
Atlas. Reggie Welletts Gremels,
Clarence Bulls d. A. c. Penob-
scots, Jankowsky's Union, George
Bollinger'S J. l.. Hudson and John
FarkaS' Scovera. Jan. 30 at 3
p. m. is their date.
AUGIE HAS PRAISE
Jankowsky. past president OF
|. the American Bowling Congress
and former secretary of the city
and state associations, with which
he is now affiliated in other ca
pacities, said
Detroit bowlers are eager
more than ever before for tour
nament competition at this time
of the year. The kind the
Times Sweeps offers, with its
small entry price, IN one of the
fairest I'm the nation, barring
none. Extension OF your event
through April TO accommodate
war workers, Is a grand gesture.
honestly believe you will ex-
coed last seasons entry OF LIFT
teams, and sincerely hope you
do"
Detroit Times All-Star Classic
teams will pick their dates this
week. George Mcclellan filed
the entry for his Young team
of the Michigan Major Classic
officially, Saturday. Previously
he had sent one in Nov. l by
letter. Young. known as Farris
Bros, won the Class b title last
season with 1924 and has ad-
vanced TO Class A.
HURRY! HURRY!
inquiries have been pouring In
the past week from various league
secretaries, regarding dates fol-
lowing the announcement the
Chrysler Industrial Athletic AsSo-
citation had reserved the entire
first weekend for 1872 of its 624
men teams. There are many
choice dates left, but get your
entry in early.
There are five classes in the
event with a difference of so pins
per class, ranging from Glass A
and 925 average and above to
Glass + for those of ia, or less.
Participants will be permitted 10
bowl only once in the entire event,
according TO A. b. G rules.
Entry fee is SIS per team with
bowling fees SIPS per man. the
latter to be paid at time of bowl
ing. First three-place prizes in
each class will be 500, S75 and
$50 with numerous other S25
awards, depending on the entry IN
each division In the event fed
eral tax is levied on bowling
charges by the government. which
doesn't seem likely now, that tax
will be paid by the bowler.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
LEARNING THE BUSINESS

He, personally SuperviSes his
place rather than rely on mama
gers and their assistants. I've
got 90 learn the business, ne re-
marked. and one way in my
opinion. is 10 have practice in
every department
So he is never too busy 20 set
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12
II like the game"

ilht the game
In those four words William
Macy. one of the newest in the
ranks of the Bowling Proprietors
Association, explains why he left
A downtown department store
post two years ago TO take over
Garden Recreation, Woodward at
AleXandrine.
That admission stifled a good
yarn II would be nice 10 say
this pleasant spoken. frank, open
minded fellow from his short
trouScr period had ambition TO be-
come a proprietor; that by start
inc as q broom and dust pan
mechanic he advanced grade by
grade 10 his present position. how
he saved his money against the
day when the great opportunity
would heckon But no he Just
likes the game
And in common with the man
who bought the candy store 10
assure himself an ample supply
- sweets any time. but became
too busy 20 sample the stock,
Macy. who yearns 10 bowl, has
no time 80 indulge.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12

NEW FAIRVIEW 70 '' stt ttss '', W. ssss
nIxGo oousLts sUhohrs AT
op,n Alleys 10 A. n. TO = p. ~ sss After -.
NORTH END ' 70 sU 5Ss S1sf ~. .ss
Open Until 4 A. M. Today
OLYMPIC REC s s..'S S..i., co r. r ,.s
BO.Iins All DAY Saturday. and sunday
PALACE REC. "'' G' a. rs, 1'f"uf
"a LIl.y, wnhsv, . Pest, os.n Bs~iins 10 A. ".
to N. Billiards. Restaurant. Cocktail LeuHVs.
PALM BEACH ., ,ssSs ss'rs ss S ;..a,s
EnJoy Open Bovlins hsrs Saturday., sundSa Frss
Instructions by Al pssasn weekday. 2issP. ~.
PALMER PARK w sssaSsGls .s 40 Il. e' sssu
Open Bowling All Day Today
PALACE CHOENHERR 's scIU' .s s,s.sf
Iu,true,ion' Given DAILY on the PAUL noBLEY
ssIt.lns,ruetor. learn 10 Bo~i Correctly Here.
PllYDlUM 1917 Jos, s4sP.g INA sA IS"
Open Daily Until 4 N M.
RAINBOW REC. ''' sAs ss1I'o' ~ avs. rs, {"
OPEN SOWING AL DAY TO-DAY mil
p. n. AND AFTER 8 p. N.
RITTER REC. "'as IAst at CHALMERS
Open Bowling All Day Today
RIVIERA REC, ', 49, G 81, AVE- .s,. avs.
OPEN BOWLING TODAY from II 10 A. n.
Un,Ii . p. n. ard After 10 p. n,
pnlIcl prc 1919 COOLIDGE. WEST
nvVoS NV, u Alleys. VI. 2.sl73
when Down River stop Here. opsn Bo~Ilns 90
Saturday. and Sunday, A. ~ TN ciosins.
ROYAL $500 s e asITYs NJ NJ s : wares
OPEN BOWLING TO-DAY FROM 10 A. n. I'LL
CLOSING. weekday p. n. 10 p. ~
SpRINGWelIS iSls spRlsswItts AvI.
A. n. Tin clo,ins weekday, TIN J, After u.
STATE FAIR 1850 ~S S;.'. ss o TO- .''''
SNOWFLAKE or rHI WORLD u ALLEYS
for Open BO~ilSs SATURDAYS ard sunday
TEppYiS I7ss7 oIoUlsoRE. NEAR
o,.. so~Ii., AL DAY Saturday, sas s'; sunday,
weekday, TN 8. After "; Thura.Fr. After ..
VLpSJTY I7sos LvIRNois. Mr.. ssnlChO,
fHnoIIl "a Alleys UN I-5e2o
Open BovlIns AL DAY sat, Sun. from 10 A. n.
Until ciosins. Wsss.dsyt Until P. w.. After a..
VICTORY ~ q AT ~; 8 p ~. s.sssi
OPEN BOWLING AL DAY TO-DAY FROM
10 A. n. UNTIL CLOSING.
WASHINGTON BOWL sooS.capItiscO
op.n Bowiins TO-DAY from 10 A. ~. Until 2'se
A. N. rs BrUn,~les csntshnlsi tsnss. CH, $500
WLVuEic enunnI sehooIersH at Cd. River
WAINL OunUVL 10 Atisy, va. 7-olN
Private Lessons Afenoons WAYNE sPAUIoIHG.
Instructor. opsn BosIlns " Noon TN ~ 30 p. ~.
WEST DETROIT VIZ wYo. n.eH''A a. s ss;s
OPEN BOWLING AL DAY TODAY FROM
u NOON UNTIL CLOSING.
WtSl WAhkth PIstHuRsr% or. sss.
Open Bo~llns TODAY 10 A. ~ unuI closws.
free inTtrUeiOn wsdnsiosys. 2.3o 10 p. ".
CONSULT THIS
DIRECTORY DAILY
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12

plvlrpL pEn 1857 GRAND RIVER avg.
nlFlLhA ntb' NO. sss1 ~ ALLEYS
OPEN BOWLING TODAY FROM 10 30 A. n.
uatlI p, ~ ard After 10 p.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12

VLpeITy I7sos LVGRNols. Mr.. wsHshO.
IHnoIiI " Alleys. UN i-5e20
Open Bo~llns AL DAY Sat, Sun. from 10 A. N.
Until closlns weekdays Untii p. w., After ~
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-12-12

TrppvIc I7ss7 oEoUlNoRE. NEAR
lLnni y NEVADA Tw. 2.ss43
opsn BovIins AL DAY Saturday, and Sundays,
Msss. days TN q, After o.: Thurs fri. After 2.
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23
Ex-Presidents Lend Their
Names To Soldiers

NEWARK, N. j. (CNS)-"Presi-
dents in name only are serving by
the hundreds in the Army accord
ing to the War Department. Office
of Dependency Benefits here. Thirty
of the 80 chief executives are lend
ing their names to the service of the
nation. There are 1873 William Hen
ry Harrisons, 124 woodrow Wilson's,
ia George Washingtons and one
Abe Lincoln. The two who are not
represented are Theodore Roosevelt
and Franklin d.
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23
Praise For The
Apache Sentinel
Headquarters 92d Infantry Division
Fort Huachuca, Arizona
20, July 1943
Colonel Edwin N. Hardy, Cav,
Post Commander, Fort Huachuca,
Fort Huachuca, Arizona.
Dear Colonel Hardy:
Dear Colonel Hardy:

I want to express the 92nd Di-
Visions hearty welcome on the ad-
vent of the Posts newspaper, The
Apache Sentinel. 1t is fine publi-
cation and will certainly play part
in helping us achieve our ultimate
goal of welding together the vari-
Gus divisional units into the battle
unit we call "The Infantry Divis-
ion"
Fort Huachuca, with it's history
stepped in the folklore of the West
is an inspiration to every man in
uniform. Soldiers before us braved
the perils of the early West. We of
the 92nd Division are taking full
advantage of Fort Huachuca's S
training facilities to prepare our
selves for the tests that lie ahead.
We know that the Post Service
Command has definite interest in
the 92nd Infantry Division in help
ing us prepare to take our place
in the fighting line. We in turn
have definite interest in the Post
Service Command for it plays an
indispensable part in assisting us
in the process of moulding a fine
combat force. Any effort that blends
the interest of the men of both
Commands toward our ultimate goal
is worth while.
Sincerely,
E. M. ALMOND,
Major General, U. S. Army,
Commanding.
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23
GI Of Ten Months Gets
Master Sergeant's Rank

CAMP STEWART, Ga. (CNS) =
Master sergeant's stripes have been
won by Earl M. Potter, a vet of ten
months. Potter started his speedy
rise through the ranks of the Army
in September l941. He's now chief
noncommissioned officer. in a bat
TALON motor pool here. He was an
auto mechanic in McKeesport, Pa,
in civvy life.
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23

Fin far-off New Guinea.
Mrs. Lupe Estrada came to
Fort Huachuca last Saturday to
accept from Colonel Hardy
The Distinguished Service Cross
and by her dignity and great humil-
ity endeared herself to all who saw
her. She was symbolic of American
motherhood at its very best. And
highest.
Forty-eight years ago Mrs. Es-
trada, then a girl of fifteen years,
came to Fort Huachuca with her
father--Juan Yanes of Graderville.
She was i'll and the nearest hospital
was at our historic Fort.
She never returned to Fort Hua-
chuca until last Saturday, when
she came to receive high honors in
behalf of her dead son, who worked
on this Post shortly before he en-
tered the Army-on January 7th,
1912. He was killed in action on
December 10th, 1912.
With Mrs. Estrada came one Of
her daughter, Mrs. Fred Mayer, Of
Tucson and her only remaining son,
Frank Estrada, rancher near Vail,
and Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Provencia,
cousins.
Leaving Tucson shortly after
dawn, Mrs. Estrada and her party
arrived at the Post at 9 o'clock, with
Post Adjutant, Major Henry r.
Hansen as official escort represent
ing Colonel Hardy.
Welcomed by Col. Hardy
Arriving at Post Headquarters,
Mrs. Estrada and the others were
welcomed officially by Colonel Har-
dy and then they went to the Of
ficers' Lakeside Club for a brief
rest and coffee, before going to the
Lower Parade for the presentation
ceremonies and the Garrison Re-
view, which was to background
the honoring of the late Private
Estrada.
Five thousand persons maryelled
at Mrs. Estrada's composure, as she
stood alone facing the Review line,
and as "taps" came slowly from a
nearby bugle, to be answered by
an "echo" bugle some 500 yards
away Many thought she might
break down, but her head was high
and her face utterly composed as
the bugle notes rose in the air, and
as Colonel Hardy read the citation
and his personal message, and then
stepped forward for the actual
ceremony of the presentation Of
The Distinguished Service Cross.
The presentation ceremony over.
every officer in the Review line
stepped forward and shook hands
with Mrs. Estrada. She then return
ed to her seat beside Colonel Hardy
to look upon the first Review she
had ever seen.
Following the Review, Mrs. Es-
Continued On Page Eight)
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23
Fort Huachuca, Arizona
Proud Thot Ny Son Could Die
For His Country, Mrs. Estrada
5000 Witness Colorful Garrison Review Honorng The
Memory of Brave Arizona Soldier

Proud of her and happy because the opportunity
die for his country had been his privilege Mrs. Lupe Estrada,
of VAIL Arizona, last Saturday brought
ashamed she STOOD straight and dgnied before 5000
persons while Post Commander, Colonel Edwin N Hardy
pinned her The Distinguished Service Cross take
its place alongside The Purple Heart also awarded post
humous Bernardo Y Estrada who sleeps glory
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23
CARDINAL MERCER SAID

think of the
his life defense of his counry
reply without
Christ his military valor; that DEATH accepted this
Christian spirit that Greater love
than this hath said Savior that lay his
soldier who dies his brothers
his country this highest charity
The Apache sentinel., 1943-07-23
SOLDIER SACRIFICE

required perform the highest
battle in face of danger and
DEATH
Image"
Douglas Macarthur.
Evening star., 1943-03-31

tablecloth to wipe the grease from
the rifle. When you're halfway
through the first rifle you have to
use the gun to wipe the grease from
the cloth. When you have finished
you need q large coal shovel to wipe
the grease off yourself.
A Nice Outlook.
There Is nothing so conducive to
itching as the inability to scratch
just when the molasses-pitch-axle
grease mixture covers your hand to
the point where you can't see the
outlines of the fingers, that left
nostril starts tingling. At first it
itches only a little and you decide
to suffer it. So you don't wipe your
hands on the seat of your trousers
Instead, you pick up another rifle
and your hand sinks to the elbow in
the goo which wraps it. This is the
stage where your nose gets peevish
and impatient and decides to itct
in earnest.
Finally, you decide to give in. You
wipe your hands-an operation
which takes a good three or foul
minutes for satisfactory results
You lift your hand to scratch YOU
nose, only to find that your nost
isn't itching any more.
was doing fairly we'll this morn.
ing, even when you take the itch
into consideration, until the mes.
sergeant happened to stroll by.
Hello, little man." he sings gayly
with horrible gleam in his eye
you've not been around to sex
me for long time. Aren't mad
are you?"