Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1943-10-17

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You can gamble q few cents on
il If you want 20.
Some people have pool and
billiard table, but not many.
one of the finest games a man
can play after q good dinner IS
billiards Pool rs Just as good.
! Ike Chicago pool.
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~ eating champion of the
United States II must be Patrick
Murphy Of Virginia City, New. a
Nevada historian states that IN
1877, Mr.. Murphy "a small man
Of meek appearance and man
ncr" went into a Virginia city
restaurant and said
= Landlord, want snack Of
breakfast. Let me have a pOr-
terhouse steak and onions, some
liver and bacon on the side, six
fried eggs, bit of ham, "A Ger
man pancake, some fried pota-
toes, a pot of coffee, n half
dozen doughnuts and a few
waffles."
A " ASKED how many cigars
~ 7 smoke a day. The answer
is six / don't care what
color my suit is as long as IL is
blue or gray. ! am going 10 get
another blue one My girl friend
says | should get one with
stripes in il. 1t looks so smart
she says ! don't like stripes IN
blue suits How about your
miSter7
Feminine writers are very
fond of starting something off
with its fun" You know its
fun TO cook" 'it's fun TO ride a
bicycle TO work. Its fun to
plant potatoes in your back
yard" And so on. Now one
lady says its fun TO ride in an
upper berth" Never seemed like
fun 10 me. Especially the first
time I rode that way. / didn't
sleep a wink. i was afraid /
might fall out
IT Is said 10 take the average
Il wife IS minutes to get ready
for bed. How does this check
with the situation at your
house? Lengthy periods of
preparation for retiring on the
part of wives are said 10 cause
many matrimonial quarrels
which would not otherwise
occur.
Besides when some wives get
their faces all Smeared up with
cold cream and kindred beauu-
fying materials and gadgets,
they do not look very glamor-
Gus. Also most women don't
look so well when they get UP
IN the morning
1t would, therefore, seem that
every wife should have room
OF her own. Matrimonial eX-
ports. in fact. claim that when
the little lady has her own room
married life proceeds in a much
smoother and more peaceful
manner.
CIDNEY ASCHER. President
y of the Hay Fever Sufferers
Association of New York City
There are said 20 be 10000 SUI
ferers from hay fever IN the big
town.
However the only way they
can really Get relief is 70 60 10
some other place in the hay
fever season. II is said nobody
suffers from hay fever al any
time in Bethlehem, n. H.; Petos-
key. Mich, and Yarmouth, y s.
A dogs mind is always tuned
in on that OF his master or mis-
tress or both. That's what I
believe Time and again / have
seen our pup approach the front
door wagCing ms tail vigorously
and expcctautly Five and some
times even 10 minutes later my
wife who has boon coming home
hv automobile VIII arrive. How
did tho doy know she was on
her way home II must De
iolepathy
WANT 70 get your mind on
w tho war news, etc, Tor
couple of ri rutos9 ~ so write
down your telephone number
double il add fto. multiply by
30. add year 1ei2) add num-
Der Of days Iu year 1861 sub
tract the year Of your birth,
subtract the number Of members
in the British Parliament i6I5l-
II the answer IS not FIRST your
telephone number and then your
age. / am stuck for another
stOgie.
We spend about onc-th.rd ~
our lives In bed. Despite this
fact very few people spend much
money on the price Of hed A
man who would spend $1,000 for
an automobile, would be shocked
70 pay half Of a quarter Of that
price for p bed
That viii not be my policy
when 7 pick the spot 20 locate
my ranch 7 viii have made
fo-order bed with "A specially
designed mattress
Copyright. 1888. ~ Eing Features