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Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Coal Pla site Material Source

Coal is an important source of
material for the pastics industry.
The prospects for a tremendous in
crease in the volume of plastics
production will render the future for
coal derivatives extremely bright, if
every effort is made to maintain re-
search, reduce basic cost of manu-
facture, increase yields, and produce
varied and flexible number of in
termediatcs.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12

gave a talk on livestock pools
and marketing. Charles Hig
gins of Glacier County was re.
elected member of the board of
directors and Rood was reap
pointed srcretary.treasurer f 0 J.
loving the speaking program.
Prizes were awarded Jason
Devereaux and J. E. Hilton of
Browning and W. a. Smith of
Chester.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12

WASHINGTON. D. C.-The soldier
stormed into the Red Cross office at a
southern Army camp. His mouth was
set in hard. straight line; his eyes
were cold. determined. His wife trailed
him as he strobe across the reception
room: her face was red and swollen
from crying. They were not over %.
Il need help" the soldier told the
Red Cross field director at the desk.
And | need it fast"
The Red Cross field director smiled.
but the soldier did not return it. "All
right. soldier. let's see what's the
trouble"
III | don't get help I'm going over
the HILL" he blurted. I'm on alert now
due to move out almost any minute.
But I'm not going-and leave my wife
with no place to stay"
Further conversation developed that
the young bride was an eXpectant
mother. She was unable to so home
because of her stepfather. Her hus
band had % relatives with whom she
could stay. And the allotment he had
made to his wife had not yet come
through.
Two hours later-after much con.
ve-sation and planning - the soldier
was shaking the hand of the Red Cross
field director.
The Red Cross man had arranged
that the soldiers wife spend the night
at the Army camp guest house. Prep
arations had been completed with a
nearby Red Cross chapter for her
transportation back home. The Red
Cross chapter in the girls home town
had agreed to see that she had proper
care until the baby was horn. By that
time the allotment would be coming
through.
In every United States military es.
Establishment. at home and abroad. the
American Red Cross maintains a field
director and staff to help Uncle Sans
fighting men work out such personal
problems. More than 100000 service
men passed through the offices of the
Red Cross field directors last year.
Their problems covered all phases of
life - families needing financial aid,
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Detroit of Germany

Stuttgart is the Detroit of Ger
many, birthplace of the automobile
industry in that country In the
northeastern division of the city
known as Unterturkheim the large
plant of the Daimler automobile
grew from the motorcycle built in
1885 by Gottleib Daimler and the
first automobile built the following
year by the same inventor.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Judging Fabric Quality

To judge the quality of any fab
ric if you don't know the manufac-
turer hold the material up to the
daylight. The threads should be
close woven and flaWless, and the
cloth should feel soft. See that it is
equally well finished on both sides.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Seed PrGtnCtiOn

Every possible prec aution should
be taken to avoid injury to available
good corn seed by insects or rodents.
If stored in tight containers, 20 or
binary moth balls per bushel of grain
will give good protection and will
not injure termination of the seed.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Priority on Parts

Taking part in exercises outside
his barracks, Sergt John H. Wise
of headquarters detachment, Camp
Berkeley, Texas, was doing "dou-
BILE time in place. in three-quarter
time. whats the idea, Wise?' de-
manded Platoon Sergt. Corliss Por-
ter. I'm using larger sprocket
this morning." came back the Wise
retOrt.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Indians Visit Buffalo Refuge

Old Indians still visit the Wichita
Mountains National Wildlife refuge
at Cache, Okla, during buffalo
roundup time. when Refuge Man.
ager Ernest Greenwait disposes of
surplus animals. The Indians usual
ly obtain delicacies from the slaugh-
tered animals.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Chemical Industry Aid

Waste wood or waste products
from wood and other plant material
should be capable of providing an
adequate supply of raw material
for the support of new type of or
2anic chemical industry.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
Too Much Oil: Bad

Too much oil on the bearings of
an electric motor is as bad as too
little, because the excess oil soaks
into the working parts where it COL
lects dirt and destroys insulation.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1943-03-12
RefOrner

There is one kind of reformer who
does not come to you in person and
kindly try to persuade you. He gets
law passed and sends a constable.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31
No. 1856
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF ARIZONA IN
AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
PINAL.
In the Matter of the Estate of
E. AVENENTE, also known as
ENCARNACION AVENENTE, De
ceased.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN by
the undersigned Executrix Of the
estate of E. Avenente, also known
as Encarnacion Avenente, deceas-
ed, to the creditors of and all
persons having claims against the
said deceased, to exhibit them,
with the necessary vouchers, with
in Four (4) months after the first
publication of this notice to the
said Executrix at Law office of
Tom Fulbright, the same being
the place for the transaction of
the business of said estate, in
said County of Pinal.
DELFRIDA ACEVEDO
Executrix of the estate OF said
deceased.
DATED this 22nd day of Decem-
ber, 1943.
First publication Dec. "a, 1943.
Last publication, Jan. IA, 1943.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31
No. 1912
S U M M o NJ S

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT
OF THE STATE OF ARIZONA IN
AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
PINAL.
VENN-SEvERIN MACHINE
COMPANY, a corporation, Plain
tiff, VS.. w. B. COBERLY and
JANE DOE COBERLY, his wife.
w. A. WEST and ANNA WEST,
his wife, ARIZONA COTTON
GROWERS FINANCE COM
PANY, a corporation, CALIFOR-
MA COTTON OIL CORPORA
TION, a corporation, and CALI
FORNIA COTTON CREDIT COM
PANY, a corporation, Defendants.
THE STATE OF ARIZONA to
the above named defendants, w.
B. COBERLY and JANE DOE CO.
BERLY, his wife; w. A. WEST
and ANNA WEST, his wife; ARI-
IONA COTTON GROWERS FIN
ANCE COMPANY, a corporation;
CALIFORNIA COTTON OIL COR
PORATION, a corporation; and
CALIFORNIA COTTON CREDIT
COMPANY, a corporation.
YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMON
ED and required to appear and
defend in the above entitled ac-
tion in the above entitled court,
within TWENTY DAYS, exclusive
of the day of service, after service
of this summons upon you If serv-
ed within the State of Arizona, or
within THIRTY DAYS, exclusive
of the day of service, if served
without the State Of Arizona, and
you are hereby notified that in
case you fail so to do, judgment
by default will be rendered against
you for the relief demanded in the
complaint.
The names and addresses Of
plaintiffs attorneys are LANEY
& LANEY, 610 Luhrs Tower, ,Phoe-
nix, Arizona and TOM Full
BRIGHT, Florence, Arizona.
GIVEN under my hand and the
seal of the Superior Court of the
State of Arizona in and for the
County of Pinal, this 18th day of
December, 1943.
(SEAI)
T. J. MARKS, Clerk
First publication Dec. 81, 1943.
Last publication Jan. 21, 1914.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

q Miss Mary Foy, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Robert Foy, returned
Monday to Arlington, California.
after spending the Christmas holi-
days with her parents. She was
accompanied back by a friend.
Miss Mildred Ennenburg, who Wis
tied at her home. Miss Foy is
taking pre-nursing training at La
Sarrie college,
Q Dan ]. Sullivan is i'll at his
home with influenza.
o Mrs. Charles Cohen is i'll at her
home with bronchitis.
o Mr.. and Mrs. A. f. Humphrey,
son Wayne, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Buster Humphrey and daughters
Frances and Molly had Christmas
dinner in Mesa with Mr.. and Mrs.
Donald Humphrey.
o A family gathering at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. d. w. Hall on
Christmas included Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. f. Roland, Mr.. and Mrs. Tom
my Hall and daughter Beverly,
Mrs. A. J. (Grandmother) Hall,
and Dennis Hall.
OMr. and Mrs. Harry Johnson
were were guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ L. Flood and family at Phoe-
nix for Christmas. They return
ed the following day.
OMr. and Mrs. r. E. Cosgrove
had Christmas dinner with their
son and daughter-in-law, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Higgins.
OJ. M. Stubblefield, former Cool
idge resident, arrived Saturday
from Aztec, New Mexico, to spend
Christmas with Mrs. Stubblefield,
who has been visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Nottingham,
for three weeks. The Stubble-
fields left Thursday for home,
after receiving a telegram from
Mrs. A. M. Jones, nee Wilma
Stubblefield, saying her husband.
Cpl. Jones, was to be transferred
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31
Coolidge Locals

. Mrs. Virginia Bollin was a guest
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. J. r.
Treat in Florence for Christmas
dinner. other guests were Mr..
and Mrs. L. f. Deal of Nogales
former Coolidge residents and
Matt Gill of Florence.
. Guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ben Mirkin for Christmas
dinner included Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Cohen and family, Mr.. and
Mrs. Erwin Landy of Phoenix and
Captain and Mrs. Matt Halpern,
Florence.
. Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Lanier
and Mrs. William Roberts were
Phoenix visitors Monday.
9 Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Ware, son
Dickey and Mrs. Arthur Mode,
student at University of Arizona,
Tucson, had Christmas dinner at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Short. Mrs. Mode was here for
the holidays with her parents.
OMr. and Mrs. Walter Smith held
open houes at Waikiki Inn on Sun
day. Their son, Pvt. Theodore
fY.oi f1ir wit cl
troops at Camp Hale, Colorado,
arrived Unexpectedly Thursday on
Christmas furlough and will be
here until Sunday.
9 Guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. S. c. Mcfarland on Christ
mas were Mr. and Mrs. Ted Kent
and children Elane, Ileen and Joe,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Fritz and the
Reverend Karl Fritz.
"a family gathering at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. John Skrla for
the holidays included Mr.. and
Mrs. George Cullumber and son
Kent of Phoenix; Mr.. and Mrs.
Phil Neese and daughter Sandra
of Miami and Mr.. and Mrs. Alvin
Skrla. The Cullumbers were
house guests from Friday to Sun
day. Mrs. Neese and Sandra Wis
tied from Tuesday to Sunday and
were joined here by Mr.. Neese for
Christmas.
OPvt Lloyd Kleinman left We'd
nesday for Camp Attabury, Indi-
ana, after a weeks leave spent
with his father, d. F. Kleinman,
and Mr.. and Mrs. E. T. K1einman.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31
Prescription Filled
Over IS Million Times

Recommended to do just two things:
relieve constipation and gas on the
Stomach.
This successful prescription is now put
up under the name Of ADLERIKA.
Get a bottle of Adlerika next time
you stop at your druggists and see
for yourself how quickly gas is re-
lieved and gentle but thorough h bowel
action follows. Good for old and young.
Get AdIerika from, your d,ussist today.
HINES DRUG CO.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

o Pfc. Eugnee Shipley, Camp
Young, California, arrived unex-
pectedly Christmas mroning on a
three day pass to visit his family
and parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
lam Shipley. Sgt. and Mrs. Leo
Riggle of Tucson visited the Ship
leys, Sunday. The two service
men are friends of long standing
and their unexpected meeting
highlighted the holiday visit for
both.
O Mrs. R. ]. Jones returned from
Los Angeles on Tuesday after
spending the Christmas holidays
with her sister, Miss Anna G.
Wigs. There was a family gath
ering on Christmas day at the
home of another sister and her
family, DR.. and Mrs. John D'Autre-
mont. Relatives from both the
Jones and Wigs families were
present.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

wholesaler
dodge Mercantile Bbee and Kemp Tucson Committee members
F.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

planned for service men, accord
ing to announcement of Miss Mary
O'Brien, U. S. o. director, who is
calling for volunteers for this SER
vice.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

from Rupert, Idaho, in which event
she and their son, Karl Leroy, may
visit the Stubblfeields in New
Mexico.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

9 Captain J. w. Beauchamp, Jr.,
Alamoguardo Air Base, New Mex
leo, was here from Thursday to
Sunday to visit his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Beauchamp. Sr.,
and take Mrs Beauchamp, Jr,
back to Alamoguardo with him,
where he has finally been able to
arrange for living quarters. Christ
mas dinner at the Beauchamp
home was a family celebration
that included, beside the captain
and his wife, Mr. and Mrs. George
Hanna, Jr., sons Dickey and John
ny, and Mrs. George A Hanna.
Sr. On Sunday the group went
to Phoenix TO visit Mr. and Mrs.
J. E. Beauchamp and son, Pvt.
Eddie Beauachmp, home from Los
Angeles on Christmas leave.
Q Cadet Ray Bieda, Mariana Air
Base, was an overnight guest at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Steve
Christensen on Christmas.
. Seaman Sidney Earl Gordon,
San Diego, was here on overnight
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

leave Saturday to visit his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. f. Gordon,
owners of Gordon's Grocery on
Arizona Blvd.
o Sgt Stanley Whitaker. Cpl
Lawrence f. Draeger, Cpl Hillard
r. Manning, and Cpl. Donald G..
Jones, all of Florence Prisoner of
War Camp, were dinner guests at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. j.
Wells on Christmas.
Q Roy Gregg is i'll at his home
with influenza.
. Mrs. Virgil Chandler spent Mon
day in Tucson visiting her sister,
Mrs. M. c. McHugh. She was ac-
companied by her nephew, Rich
ard Reece, who will remain in
Tucson for a visit with his grand
mother.
OY. V. Humphrey, Navy, arriv-
ed here from overseas Friday and
his brother, A. E. Humphrey drove
him to Florence to visit their par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Hum
phrey. This is the first time in
two years that seaman Humphrey
has been home.
o Mr. and Mrs. Bill Spruell had
Christmas dinner at the home of
their son and daughter-in-law, Mr..
and Mrs. Leonard Spruell and
daughter Mrs. Bill Petit.
o Dinner guests at the home of
Mrs. Virgil Chandler and her
father, Charles Davis, on Christ
mas included Mrs. e. D. Chandler,
son Eugene Chandler, Mrs. Marble
Reese and son Richard of Phoe-
nix; Pvt. and Mrs c. E. Sahlen,
of Florence; Pfc. David Ulrey of
Florence and Pvt. Arnold Jensen
of Phoenix.
o Miss Dorothy Hall, employed as
a telephone operator in Phoenix,
spent Christmas with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. II. C. Hall and fam
lily.
. Mr.. and Mrs. ]. ]. Jones and
their house guest, Mrs. Pearl
Barnes of Redwood City, Califor-
MIA, met Mr.. and Mrs. R. T.
Prather and son Roy of Blythe,
California, in Phoenix on Satur-
day and the group had Christmas
dinner with Mrs. Prather's daugh-
ter and family, Mr. and Mrs. Ed
Winn. The Prathers and Mrs.
Winn are former Coolidge resi-
dents.
. Guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Leon Smith for Christmas
dinner were Mr.. and Mrs. H. o.
Pace and Mrs. D. E. Smith, all of
Casa Grande. Mrs. Pace is Mr..
Smiths sister and Mrs. D. E.
Smith is his mother.
. Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Ashley who
recently came here from Okla
homa, have bought the Andy Cor
ley property on Wilson Avenue
and plan to make Coolidge their
home.
o A family gathering at the home
of the Reverend Lima O'Donnell
on Christmas day included Mr..
and Mrs. A. c. Moore and family,
Mr.. and Mrs. Orville O'Donnell
and family, Ollie O'Donnell and
daughter Jeanie and George Loren
O'Donnell.
. Miss Mary OBrien, U. s. o. di-
rector, was a Christmas dinner
guest at Coolidge Air Base.
. Judge and Mrs. H. G. Richard
son have purchased the Harry
Culbert home on West Pima Ave
nue. and moved in on Thursday.
The Richardson's sold their Flor
ence residence to Seymour E. An
derson, social security official.
. Mr.. and Mrs w. L. Robinson
and three daughters spent the
weekend with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. E. E. Robinson.
o Home made cookies are needed
to fill Coolidge U. S. o. clubs cook
lie jar for the New Years party
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

OPvt. Lloyd Kleinman left We'd
nesday for Camp Attabury, Indi-
ana, after a weeks leave spent
with his father, D. F. Kleinman,
and Mr.. and Mrs. E. T. K1einman.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

They spent Christmas day in
Mesa, where Pvt. Kleinman and
his father had dinner with Mr.. and
Mrs. Earl Kleinman and family
while the Z. T. Kleinmans had
dinner at the home of his mother,
Mrs. Della Standefird.
o A family gathering at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. M. M. Ware for
Christmas included his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. Ware of Gil
beret; Mrs. Wares mother, Mrs.
Amy Campbell of Long Beach,
California, and Mr.. Wares sister
and family. Mr.. and Mrs. John
Stall and daughter Audrey of
Chandler Mrs. Campbell arrived
from the coast last Tuesday and
will be here until after the first
of the year.
. Sylvia Faye, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. ROLAND Faye, is i'll at
her home with chicken pox.
. Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Wildermuth
were Christmas Day guests at the
home of Mr. Wildermuth's par
ents in Tempe.
. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Dora and
Mrs. Mary Barnett were dinner
guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. r. F. Shaw on Christmas.
Mrs. Dora is the Shaw's daugh-
ter.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

leave Saturday to visit his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. A f. Gordon,
owners of Gordon's Grocery on
Arizona Blvd.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

oY. V. Humphrey, Navy, arriv-
ed here from overseas Friday and
his brother, A. E. Humphrey drove
him to Florence to visit their par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. E. Hum
phrey. This is the first time in
two years that seaman Humphrey
has been home.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

D Home made cookies are needed
to fill Coolidge U. S. o. clubs cook
lie jar for the New Years party
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

eMr. and Mrs. Bill Spruell had
Christmas dinner at the home of
their son and daughter-in-law, Mr..
and Mrs. Leonard Spruell and
daughter Mrs. Bill Petit.
The Coolidge examiner., 1943-12-31

. Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Robinson
and three daughters spent the
weekend with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. E. E. Robinson.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1943-01-22
Jak jel c1sar " roce 1920
ma Moravu.

V pametni knize mesta Tru-
sovic u Sternberka ma Morave
cteme O ceste c1saTe rakouske-
no, kterou vykonal v roce 1920
proj1zdeje Moravou ma kon-
gres v Opave. V pametni kni-
re tom cteme: "Roku 1920, pc
svatym Havle to stredo akorate
v cfsarsky hode, tax Mo delale
sedlace parade. Ma konech Mo
jele naprotiv a zas no vepro-
vazele a vrchnosti taky, a deli
maly a z moziko Ho whale. A
ruske tam v Opave taky byl a
Prajz a Torek taky a Vranoc
taky al Inkelenke (Anglican)
Belo jich vseckech dohroma-
de devet. A zas "a MIN jela
cfsarovna, to il delale jeste vet
81 paradu mesice listopado
dine 2. CisaT jak jel We vance
nj svatek ma Boz1 narozenl,
moseli jeti do lesa pro chvojl.
delali brano ma selnici a ma sva
tyho stepana jel nemovite q
Rusky taky lie, "a MIN ma tfet+
den a jele do Vldne oba diva"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1943-01-22
Baarova maminka S kardinal-
arcibiskup Skrbenskv.

K Is. vyroci 1mrtf spisova-
tele J. S. Baar pfineslo kladen-
ske "V. G. S." roku 1910 hez-
kou vzpominku, jak arcibi-
skup Skrbensky zav1tal ma vi
sitaci do klobucke fairy, a Baar
T1kal mamince, re vzacneho
hosta musi oslovovat Vase E.
minenci. Ale kdepak! Baaro-
va maminka klidne T1kala eve
lebny pane" a kdyz "a nj pfi-
Sci do kuchyne, h~ovoTila S MIN
a posleze Sc proste doznala
"To ved1, velebny pane, re
jsme NELL S jejich navstevou
marianne starosti. Stale to hod-
ne penez, ably Sc Jim u mas IL
bio. A kdyz nam byt upf1m-
ma, co Sc tyce jejich navstevy,
tuze jsme sc ma nj tesili, ale ia
Ike budeme radi, az odjedou!"
Pan archbishop Sc vsak neura-
zil. Vzpomnel 81 ma svou mat
ku a zakoncil rozhovor: "De-
kuji yam, maminko, re jste by
la tax upr1mna. Jest6 nikdo Sc
mnou ma fare tax nemluvil ia
ko w."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1943-01-22
Zamrsky provaznik zachranil
hostel We VYsokem Myte.

Mesto Vysoke Mfto bylo zach
vaceno nekolika zhoubnymi
pozary. Jednfm z nejvets1ch
byl pozar, vznikly odpoledne
10. zaT1 r. 1900. VySlehl z ko-
vaTskeho komina mistra Brou-
l1ka ma Vraclavskem pfedme-
sti, odkud We velmi rychle ST.
Til; dostal sc do kotcG, mas
nych kramd a jinych budov ma
nam6sti a dale ma druhou
stranu m6sta. Ia 4 hodiny
shorelo 100 domG, brany Sc 3
vezemi, radnice, pivovar a sla-
dovna. Pred pozarem byl u
chranen chram sv. V%avflnce,
dekanstvl, velka zvonice, sko-
la a jenom 81 obytnych domu.
Ma kostele uz chytal kr1z z du-
bov6ho dreva mad lomenici.
Zamrsky %provaznlk Jakub No
votny vylezl ma pudu, vyrazll
sindel a strfkal ma kTlz a tax
zachranil cely hostel pred po-
zarem.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1943-01-22
HUMOR.

Osmilety Jenik byl velmi mr.
dym ma hodinky, ktere byl do
stall k svatku a nesmfrne 81 da-
val zalezeti ma tom, re Sly ma
vteTinu pTesne.
Druheho dine pc SVEN svatku
vrazil do pokoje s hodinfami v
ruce a Zvolal:
"Tati, v kolik hodin ma dnes
zapadnout slunce?"
Otec vrhnul pohled ma kalen-
dar a pravil: "V osm hodin,
tri minuty, Jenicku."
"Well," prohodil hoslk, po-
hlizeje ma svoje hodinky. Ne.
pTisp1s1-li 81, Dude o minutu po-
zde."
V jednom divadle pribehla
pri predstaveni biletarka k re.
diteli a zdesene povfda:
"Pane fediteli, stale Sc ne.
Stesti. S galerie spadl jeder
navstevn1k do prizeml. Co ma
me delat?"
"Predevsfm," odpovfda fedi
tel pTfsne, "hledte, ably Tadne
doplatil ma svGj levny listek!'
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1943-01-22
HUMOR.

Diva cernosi byli "a parneho
dine pohrlzeni v rozmluvu, kdyz
jeden z mich projevil rozcilenl
mad tim, re velka moucha mu
stale lftala kolem nosu, oc1 a
1st. Cernoch sc nekolikrat pc
mouse marne rozehnal a pax
Sc zeptal sveho prftele:
Sam, CO je to "a mouchu?"
"To je konska moucha," Cd
povedel Sam.
"Co je konska moucha?"
"To je moucha, ktera bzuc1
kolem krav, konG a osl1."
"Poslouchej, Sam, doufam,
re 81 mne nechces dob1rati a RI
kati, re ia jsem osel."
me, to mne ami nenapadne
tie urazet, ale moucha Sc meme
cha "of1lovat."
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1943-01-22

Ukladejte gumove predmety
ma suchem, chladnem m1ste, nj
kdy V bl1zkosti kamen, parn1ch
nebo horskych vodn1ch trubek! !
Teplo a slunecnl svetlo p1sobl
rychle popraskan1 gumy. Je-li
ukladany pfedmet z cast z lat
ky, must byti m1sto ulozen1 ne
jen tmave a chladne, ale i SUI
che. We vlhku by Sc ma mem
brzy tvofila pl1sen.
Ukladane gumove pTedmety
pokud mono nikdy neprekla-
dejte a neohybejte. Kde Sc to-
mu nemuzete vyhnouti, tam po-
sypte gumu v zahybech talkem
nebo skrobem, ktere zabran1
slepovan1.
Olej, omastek a dehet p1so-
b1, re guma pc case Madeline a
rychleji Sc kali. Mastne skvr-
ny pusti obycejne Tadnym O.
mytlm teplou vodou a mydlem.
Shledate-li vSak, re mydlo ne
staci, pax vytrete skvrnu rych-
lie %tekutinou, uz1vanou chemic-
kymi cist1rnami. Rychle proto,
ponevadz takovyto cist1c1 pro
stfedek pocne jiz pc dvou =
tTech minutach zhoubne pGso-
biti ma gumu.
Je-li v gumovem pTedmete
jenom mala trhlina nebo osou-
pane m1sto, ale jinak je pred
met v dobrem stavu, snazte sc
no sami spraviti. K tomu ice
lu Sc dobTe hod1 LEVINE gumove
zaplaty, ktere dostanete Ike
koupi i S patTicnym lepem.