The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-20

| O064AJ 0AD6 UoN-
 SSA ed with the job you did. You have been flown from place to place in an Army plane. You have wandered in nakedness and bewilderment over miles of physical geography examination, but you must now look upon individual ity and privacy as things left be- hind you in a golden civilian so- ciety.
 Probably you have developed rnur- derous hatred for one cabinet sec retary, two congressman and a hun dred newspaper editors. You are writing and frlming under what you consider personalities and flip pancies" of the people who differ with you, and you are wondering how an enlightened nation can per- init such atrocity. Take it easy, Private Willkie, take it easy.
 Keep this one beam of radiant hope constantly before you: The next two years will be your hardest.
 The main things to remember are these: Watch your attitude, do your work, respect your superiors, try to get along with your fellow soldiers, keep yourself. your nose and your equipment clean at all times and behave yourself.
 Do these things and you won't have any trouble.
 For what happens when you don't do them, let us now look at what MIGHT have happened to Private Willkie:
 LOOK WHO'S LOOSE!
 Private Willkie stuck his head through the door of the office of the Commander in Chief. who smokes the same brand as Private Winkie.
 Great gobs and little paychecks. . railed the Commander r-in- Chief Look what's loose again! What's the latest, big boy, or aren't the re- porters supposed to know?"
 Tt has been, withal, very busy trip" Private Willkie said to the Commander-in- Chief.
 Tt sure withal has" said the Commander-in-Ch Chief. What trip What a life. With your eyes wide open, you're dreaming"
 Tt was little hellish on this last lap" said Private Willkie, "al- though 1t could have been worse. actually saw a corporal who didn't cuss me. I ate Russian food twice, and except for the haphazard way the vodka was thrown toward the caviar. it wasn't too horrifying."
 But I'm broken and bleeding moaned the Commander. r.in- Chief "Ah. get so discouraged some- times. try so hard to make sogne- thing of you and what good does t do? very time I give you a pass to get of the reservation you get ir trouble, How many times have you been on kitchen police since hoyem' Der, i940?"
 "onIy three times, boss" said PTi' yate Wiiikie, avoiding the CoTil' maEdeF -ln- Chiefs eyes.
 "gt's disgusting and diseouFaglilg said the Commander .inschief "lti more than one poor commander-in Chlef should have to teaF Doel Landon get en K, P,2 Does Hoover Doee even Cookie Degey2 No"
 "gt was all Corporal stalni gault, boss" said Private Wlllkle looking around to make sure u'al gtalla wasn't there 70 defend bln'' self HJust beeauEe ] went % tei lelt when ] sh0ula haze gone t0 tlf Flght and ! Eigged when ] sAoule have aaggsd-aDe few tlliFss liki lkat,"
 gusT | SAB 6P0IIER
 eAna saiG tle c0mmanaeFsiI' Chlel, shaking lis Gfae saalsi "f0l lnst casually kept oll RplEs ever Ana sou EhoulG have hboui sfesee Af.d yolF hesd vas iB ilaf clouds Rl lhfongi dfil, sllen you klaoNie hRfi lad holb feel Rne Rn eef 70 tltt er0us.d You Hefe oul q step hl Af0llld tlse N0r,e Alla soy hAfhef GhufehHi iAgHe tlnafk 9il tlle fek9lif ig0nf AHG sou gefAfalls hllQllhf me Nh0le RRF, Why eAll K0N Af leald hDy Ala leRTn Ale alsllkFN
 n dapI msaN 10 he baa hQks AaA FflsatR Willkie, fNiAlAliN N eap il lb hanef Ale ANaitAllK Aal I HsHHs8
 NAed tleis Rnoilfr illine Gen, call he l0sfi Wle ao sep llN9 IsaN Rgf Q iSneRfllef hiiAlkHlalf.
 hEgalf Mlllhle kniisa A Nlqa ialAnalt NAniN8 haA#ieF kfA iig0NFf a kGaa palliielAl haAA A ltalt lllln. sN BoN fai Mff llse h0lNl aeaA Ale lpllllaleW N llf AARa kliflAff
 Hl.s GsalAiAardel slnslillel plabff up hk HRl pafk If eleAiAf lAiisf' Hlllale Hlllbh NeNle gIssl Y .
 HllleH HNlkY fllekse lk lffl als6 NAKg N4 AelhAiaAlllAi slsis'llt' NA aAlNie
 I llklfN iAf Niff halsf ANlf saN Af hAi AAlhlatAe v fAAsh NA NiilAN AlAf ~ ~ AsfF