Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-14

the Illlig III
did IL much more subtly.
Broadway Roscn calls himself
"the good will ambassador Of
the walters but it's princi-
pally because he can't sit still,
rather than because he has any
ambaSsadorial leaningS. He
rarely keeps a job longer than a
month. and has worked all over
the country.
He was working al the Five
O'clock Club in Miami, Rankin
saws, when he found the GUS
toner with the napkin tucked
into his collar, not only in front
but at the sides, too.
Broadway walked up TO him
deferentia4ly and asked:
"Whatll IL be--a shave or a
haircut ."
That's how Broadway Rosen
got fired at the Five O'clock.
lNDIVIDUALIST: We have
eaten hamburgers with mus
tard. with pickle. with onion,
with ketchup. with everything.
but never with strawberries.
Until now.
We finally got one with straw
berries when We went into the
Minute Sandwich Shop, which is
one of the places on Times
Square.
In the middle Of the plate
was the hamburger At one
side was a leaf of lettuce with
strawberries on it.
Somewhat amazed, we asked
the girl In the white apron
about IL. She said her name
was Laura Telisky, that II put
the Strawberries on because
Strawberries are today's special,
and we just serve them as n
fruit salad with things"
Then she looked as though
she were going 10 feel hurt and
added:
why? Don't you like straw
berries ."
So we just ate our strawber-
ries and came back to the Of
flee without thinking up any
smart epigrams or New Yorkish
remarks. About all you can say
is that the hamburger tasted
like hamburger. and the straw
berries tasted like Strawberries.
and we ate them in that order
and we're still puzzled. And
hope Laura isn't going TO feel
bad about il.
VICTORY BONDS: For any
Of our readers who are down
town around the lunch hour to-
morrow noon, we hope you will
stop and see us In the window
OF Crowley Miners store.
Crowleys, for the last couple
Of weeks, has been busy tearing
out a show window on the Mon
roe avenue side Of the store. and
turning il into sort of office.
You can walk right into it from
the sidewalk. It's like one that
was built by Bloomingdale's in
New York.
You can 60 in any time Of
day and buy defense stamps or
bonds. but al noon each day
they have guest statesmen and
saleSwomen.
"FOr tomorrow the guests are
Bob Murphy, sports editor Of
the Times. who authors the col
umn, Bob Tales" and can settle
any arguments on sports; Col
cite Lyons, the star of Ban o
Eyes," and now singing at the
Club Royale. and Louis Prima.
whose band Is al Jefferson
Beach.
why Gordon Castle added me
10 the list. don't know. unless
he thought maybe somebody
might want 10 see whether my
ears are as big as one recent
photograph indicated.
Anyway. we'd like 10 sec YOU
between noon and 1890 or l
o'clock and sell you a defense
stamp or two or even a bond.
BY tho way, The carpenters
who built the window were the
first customers. They told
Frank ISbey that they'd take
their entire pay for the job in
bonds The carpenters are Ar
mold Jonker and Thomas Heron.
NOTES AROUND TOWN:
Leo SonDey, violinist with Frank
Gagen at the Book Casino, has
800 pairs 81 wOmen's shoes. A
distant relative died leaving a
department store, and Sonney's
share was the shoe department.
He's sold % pairs in month.
League - Catholic Women
has raised money 20 equip a
recreation room at Fort Custer
Mrs. James +. Cummiskey turn.
ing the money over 90 the Army
and Navy Recreation League
for the project. II any other
groups are interested, Mrs. Love
Egan SAYS II costs approximately
S275 10 do a good job Of equip
irv room.
Pans already arc writing To-
tors 10 NXYZ protesting The rc
moyal Of Dick Oscood s Show
World program from the air