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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-08-09
Poor Eyesieht

She suffers from cye-strain and
resulting frequent headaches due
TO a lack of one vitamin. If she
followed Victor II. Lindlahr's sug-
gestions she might prevent these
annoying eye troubles.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-08-09

She could reduce in no time, yet
actually eat more food than she
does now if she only ate prop
erly. "Yon Are Wbat YoH Eat
would tell her how.
The echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1942-1960, 1942-01-23
81 y q e q
VI ]

We often think Of a woman with
, lovely skin as being blessed by
pRture. And, of course, she is. But
wedit is due her too, for she knows
sAat lovely skin can be kept beau
siful only by her own efforts. She
kEows that it takes constant vigil
lance and care to guard against en-
snrged pore openings, blackheads,
oily shine, or rough, scaly skin due
s- dryness. She knows that scrupu-
Las cleanliness and good health
pays an important role.
re your complexion isn't all 1t
gnould be, it isn't too late to restore
" loneliness. Start a campaign
r1sht now for keeping it glowingly
siean, and work hand in hand with
uenre and improve it from within
T. taking extra good care Of your
heIth.
Here are a few simple "musts'
{ vibrant health Eat three, bal
Iaeed meals day containing plenty
o.. green vegetables, fresh fruits,
p Tx, butter, cream and eggs. Dfint
/ lu.s Of WQtcr-at least eight glasses
day. Get rs much fresh air and
/ f.arcise as YOU can, and sieep a-
/ l.ast EIGHT hours each night Ii.-
! IL might seem a Bit ahlcult, Dul
g. rood average 20 shoot at.
Sow for the outside. lin many
x..tions of tic country Winty days
n!th smoke Tiled air mean more and
Dture care of your skin ii you aspire
- - pretty complaEjnn. However
The echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1942-1960, 1942-01-23

each scrubbing pat on mild as
tringent. Remember to treat your
skin gently. Always use an upward /
movement when applying or remov- Z
ing anything from your face. Some
times you will want to give your
face a thorough going over with
cold cream. Then you use the
transparent, liquifying kind, and
after wiping it off with tissue, you
remove every trace with poppy
skin freshener. If you are bothered
with q little courseness down the
center of your face, maybe a few
Iblackheads on the forehead, nose or
chin, you'll want TO use a grainy
cleanser several times a week to
scour your skin clean and clear.
If You have a dry skin that rough
ems and flakes at the slightest pro
vocation, the more oil 1t gets the
better Sc looks. Especially in cooler
weather, 80 q little slow on sonp
land water. Get q good sudsing ~
.niaht, followed by q rich, luDrlcatinkl
cream, suffice. For daytime cleaning
use & white Opaque clean Ing
ere for the best results. Spread
it og C.Ha.uiiy risit up to The haiss'
fro. Ihu Wli il OH gently WitA,
soft tissues For q thorough Jo'l
use tWo c0ols.
Always remember that a lovely
skim Is c'eU oncs ana the care
that Have described lolps nature
show you Oil to your best adYanrage-
mi -. ... ..,.,. 6..,,I,, hyotrs,,,e5
The echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1942-1960, 1942-01-23
BIBLE THOUGHTS FOR
TODAY

Behold, how good and how
pleasant it is for brethren to
dwell together in unity!
2. It is like the precious ONT
ment upon the head, that ran
down upon the beard; even A
aron's beard, that went down to
If "
the skirts of his garments.
The echo. (Meridian, Miss.) 1942-1960, 1942-01-23

heah it done by dat Teller what is said
to be so fine dey git disappointed,
cause de Teller will let de folks down
what said he wus so good in dem
things, won't he Mr.. Ed?
Yers truly,
"Mr. Green"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
DR.. Greenwood Lauds
Spaulding Memorial

-, Its fine thing and unusual, for
a community to recognize and honor
a man for his life service" DR..
Greenwood told Kiwanians Tuesday
noon as he concluded his address.
The occasion was the second ami
versary of the dedication, of the
Spaulding memorial at the Pasco
hospital, sponsored. by the local
Kiwanis club. : =
DR.. Greenwald briefly reviewed his
acquaintanceship with DR.. Spauld-
ing and told of his help to the med
ical fraternity as well as to the Ken
Aewick and ,Pascoz communities.
Miss Ann Mocair, MRS. Jennie
Browne, former office workers with
Dr. Spaulding and Mrs. Gene Spaul-
ding, daughter-in-law, were guests of
the club.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
(RICFILANDl

The third grade folks have had
to postpone their Thanksgiving din
ner because of the chicken poX ep-
idemic which has taken so many
out of school. Those absent from
the room are: Marjorie Roberts,
Warren Simons, Geraldine Derar-
bean, Sylvia Citron, Doris Hackney,
Loris Watson mad Eva Jean Viii
ton. Bardina BraShears is leaving
school as the family is moving
to Yakima.
Miss Lillian Carlson spent the
week end visiting. in Valley.
Miss Anna Holmes spent the
week end visiting in Cnewelah.
Mrs. Lilly Paterson went to Spo-
kane Wednesday evening TO spend
the Thanksgiving vacation with rel
atives.
Mrs. A. Weir spent the week
end visiting Mary Weir in Spokane.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pearl Perkins and
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Valley Seniors Present
Almost a Hero

IN BETWEEN-River View high
school seniors presented their class
play Almost a Hero" last Friday
evening, which caused much merri-
ment.
The cast was: Harold Orr, De-
wayne Ash; Madeline Orr, Virginia
Dye; Mrs. Emma Lambert, Mary
Minter; Enid Lambert, Alyce Sand
ers; Slim Williams, Curtis O'Hair;
Idora Evans, Alice Mcintyre; Miss
Ivy Trask, Gladys Northrop; Rollo
Jones, Ray LaRue; leila Fiery, Alice
Ash; Emory Jones, Elmer Schultz.
The Finley juvenile Grange has
elected officers for the coming year:
They are: master, Paul Schultz;
overseer, Frank Livingston; lectur-
er, Clarabelle Gerber; chaplin, Eva
Rose Num-: treasurer, Doris Living
ston; secretary, Gladys, Mae Ash;
steward, Don Grimshaw: gatekeep-
er, Robert Beightol; assistant stew
ard; Harold Parker; L. A. steward;
Mary Ann Beightol; Ceres, Eldora
Watson; Pomona, Betty Gerber;
Flora, Sara Aichel. The juvenile
members entertained the subordin-
ate Grange last meeting by having
graduation exercises with Mary LOU
Use Birdwel1 and Alice Marie Ash
graduating into the subordinate
Grange. Recitation, Dolly Mccall
met; duet, There's a Star Spangled
Banner Waving Somewhere, Miss
Mary Louise Birdwell and Miss Alice
Marie Ash; "a Thanksgiving Fable
by Eva Rose Num-.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

Marvin Rossi, and David Barnett.
Mild cases of chicken pox are
keeping second graders home this
week: Loretta Koeppen, Marilyn
Peddicord, Raymond Hunt, and
Dolores johnson. Larry Adams
is absent this week because of
chicken poX. Helen Peterson is
back to school again.
The Boy Scouts of America held
its regular meeting November IS.
NOTICE
The Boy Scouts desire the fol-
bowling information from anyone
who has been a Boy Scout in the
Richland troop No. q, and are now
in the armed forces:
What rank did he attain in the
Boy Scouts?
Years of service as a Boy Scout?
In what branch of the service does
he belong?
Rank or position in the service?
Please send the information by
letter or post card or personally
contact Mr.. L. OberSt, scoutmaSter,
Troop No. %, Richland. Wash.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Pace a, n.
We're guests over the week enS s'O On
the Floyd Perkins ranch. 'nu q
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard H.,
and Miss Gertrude HaeknaS Aney
Of Seattle visited from 'sS.,,..i al
until Monday at the G. A EaolI'
home. 90. d, -1"Okfey
Mrs. Alfred Draper returned O.,
day from a four-day Visit - s ~
kane and with her dauVbtar !. sp0'
John. NJ u
Mr.. and Mrs. o. johnson a, D..
We're visitors at the Floyd per SSso
home Tuesday evening, N'Al@
Mr.. and Mrs. Neil Lamn.,..
Lind visited with Mr.. and A., y
Albert Hackney Tuesday. - MATS
Mr.. and Mrs. E. T. Kron -s,n.
Sunday from a motor trim Il .l''a
relatives in Nebraska. Thor '
ported travelling over quite . ., .,
Of ice on the highway and ~ ~
feet Of snow in the mounto,n. sn y.
Utah. VI
Harry Sandberg, a sailor !, a..
Pasco naval base, and his en- ..,e
Mrs. Alfred Satter OF Ro..s'e' se''
were guests Of Mrs. Bertha Son.
nitzh from Friday evening unto
Sunday.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Mamie Caroline Hogan.


Mamie Caroline Megenety was
born October 20, 1869 in Spring
field, Missouri and passed away Mo-
vember 10, 1912 at the home Of her
daughter Mrs. VIM. Brace in Ken
newick, Wash, She was married
to John, C. Hogan on December
25th, 1886. To this union four
children were born. three of whom
survive her. She was resident of
Kennewlck for thirty-two years,
having moved here from Prosser.
She became a member of the Bap-
list church in her early girlhood.
Her husband preceded her in
death eleven years ago.. She is
survived by three children: Mrs.
Eva Mahoney of Grandview, VIM.
G. Hogan of Olympia, and Mrs.
Mamie Brace of Kennewick; five
grandchildren, one great grand
child, one brother, Wade Megenety
of Naches and one sister, Mrs. Dora
Wagner of Sylvia, Kansas. Inter
ment was made in the Riverview
Heights cemetery Saturday, Novem-
Der 81.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Grange COnfers Degrees
On Class of %

WHITE BLUFFS third and
fourth degrees were exemplified in
the White Bluffs Grange hall Thurs
day evening. A class of % candi-
dates was initiated, Is of whom
were from the Hanford grange.
John Holecek, past master, was in
charge of the degree team. There
was total attendance of 72. Twen-
ty-three were visitors from Hanford
Grange. A program and some stunts
for the benefit of the candidates
was prepared by Mrs. Edward Pom
sat. The chairman of home econom-
les, Mrs. Sterly Bowers had lunch
prepared with the assistance of
other members. .s--,r-~ ..-..-.'
Mrs. Mary Smith will leave by
stage from Kennewick for ClesElum
to spend Thanksgiving day. Mrs.
Smith will visit her brother, Will
liam Reay and her nephew, Harold
Reay, also Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Bettina, and other friends. Her
nephew, Harold, has just returned
from Alaska, where he has been en-
ployed by the government. --.5
William Needham of Hanford is
loading out the second car of scrap
iron on the Hanford spur. The car
will go out Thursday Members of
John Linblad post of the American
Legion are assisting.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
All-High Play Gives
Successful Performance

The annual all-high school, play
given Tuesday night was exception
ally well done, according to all re-
ports. The cast was well coached
by Mr. McCabe and all the char
acters did an excellent job with their
amusing parts. The attendance was
not up to the sRo point but never
theless. a large and enthusiastic
group was well entertained. The
high school band, under direction
of Fred English, played several num-
bers before and during the presen-
tation : IS h.. -. .<..,z
Mary Ellen Dickinson played the
part of Mrs. Baynes, the business
woman" trying to sell a summer
resort hotel. Sonny Baynes, played
by Freddie Thompson, was man
ager, clerk, bell hop and chief heart
interest. Linda Baynes, played by
Arlene Amen, was the smart daugn-
ter who had a terrific time with her
love affair, which was finally
Strengthened out when all the wives
were eliminated.
Valerie Vance, as played by Mary
Cranson, friend of Linda's put in
a terrible time trying to straighten
out Linda's affairs. Frances Bird,
as Miss Patch, the man hunter, was
excellently done and was one of the
chief laugh provokers in the play,
which was full of clever lines. Abbie
Nitinga1e, the hotels "hired help
finally drank of the Fountain of
Youth and was one of the best parts
in the show. The part was taken
by Gertrude Keene.
Ira Gr11bb, the village slicker,
played by Wallace Preston, was an
other laugh getter. Patty Higley
played the part of Fay Goodrich.
Mrs. Smythe (not Smith) the part
of slicker woman from the big city,
was played by Dorothy Ann Reed,
while the part of her daughter,
Corliss Snythe, was well taken by
10 Ann Stevens. Junior Gordon, the
newlywed, was played by John
Smith, while Dorene Higley took the
part of his isping bride. Jerry Cor
don, the father, was played by Ken
meth Harper, while Don Shipley took
the part of Barnum Gordon.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

John Bennett left for Spokane on
Sunday on a business trip. r r.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Beesley were
dinner guests Sunday at the home
of Mrs. Electa Petersen in Pasco.ss'
Fred Briggs of La Grande, Ore,
is visiting at the home of his sister,
Mrs. Bud McCarty. -
Several of the woman of the COM
munity held a clean up day at the
church Thursday with a pot-luck
lunch served at noon. =, .@-.
Dan Gerber who spent a week in
Portland visiting relatives returned
home Sunday. ~ j: .,......
Mr.. and Mrs. John Hestor' and
baby daughter of Thornton visited
over the week lend with Mrs. Hes
tors parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. H.
Birdwell.
Mrs. Minnie Ashby of Hover. was a
Sunday dinner guest of Mrs. Eu-
dora Johnson. - s..s..,,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Moseley re-
turned home Friday after spending
several months in Vancouver where
Mr. Moseley has been employed.
The Rev. and Mrs. Bennett, Mrs.
Brock, Mrs. Ann johnson and daugh-
ter left Tuesday for Portland where
they will spend Thanksgiving with
relatives. They will return Friday.
Mrs. Bud McCarty and Mrs. Dan
Gerber were callers Saturday at the
S. z. VoWick home - -
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
RICHLAND SCHOOL NEWS

The first graders have given sl!26
to the Junior Red Gross this week
The fourth grade this week has
been discussing the early days of the
Richland community. The best con-
tribution was a very interesting
story by Alberta Larsen as told to
her by Mrs. @. N. Mclaughlin of
her pioneer experiences. Tavern
Sloppy had sketch of the bust
ness section of Richland 20 years
ago. Gordon Kaas read a para
graph on early schools here. Others
contributing to the discussion were
Gerald Hostettler, Delbert Foltz,
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Finley Residents Visit
In Walla Walla

FINLEY-Mr. and Mrs. Virgil
Masters and two children Merle
and Kenneth Ray and Mrs. J
r. Gowing and grandson Dare
Thompson returned Sunday from
a week end visit with Mr.. ano
Mrs. Raleigh Gowing in Walla
Walla.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl johnson ,ano
daughter who spent six days visit:
ing Mrs. Johnson's relatives in
Anaconda, Mont, returned to theil
home Wednesday. johnson is sta
toned at the Navy Base in Pasco
and his family lives in Finley. =
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Rollin B. Holden, Pastor

1890 Morning worship service
with Bible study. Message from
Matt. 10. ''One thing thou lackest.'
800 Evening gospel service. En-
new. Miracles and Melodies trans
joyable singing. Choruses old and
cription Delivered from the Box
ers."
7:45 Monday evening service at
Wallula church. -. j.: ...
800 Wednesday evening, midweek
service in church parlors.
Worship with us. You will find
a welcome in this house of God.
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77NfSN%Nr<SN1S ~
@ B / 7 u A R Y
OLE ]. HOLTON

Ole j. Holton was born August
6, 1861 in Kilbourn, Wis, and
died Sunday morning, November
%, 1912 in Kennewick where he
had made his home for the past
six years.
Mr.. Holton had spent the greater
part of his life in Wisconsin, coming
west with his wife in the spring
of 1920 to make their home in
Prosser. This home was main
tanned until the death of Mrs. Hol-
ton which occurred June Is, 1896.
Mr.. Holton then moved to Kenne-
wick which has been his home until
the time of his death.
He leaves to mourn his loss one
daughter, Mrs. Lottie Lampson Of
Kennewick, three grand children,
Byron Lampson with the us. Coast
Guards at Dutch Harbor, Alaska;
Neil of Lind, Wash, and Theo a
student at Whitman college, Walla
Walla; one great grand child, Sally
Jane Lampson Of Lind, Wash, sur
viving also are one brother Albert
of Chetek, Wis, and one sister,
Mrs. Emma Stevenson of Milwau-
kee, Wis.
The funeral was held from the
Kennewick mortuary, Tuesday
afternoon with DR.. r. L. LaMott
of the Methodist church in charge
of the services. Music was fur
Jnished by Mrs. S. S. McHenry and
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
+ ASSEMBLY OF GOD
D. L. Sirg and G. j. DeBoer

1000 am. Sunday school. 11:00
morning worship. $50 pm Christ
ambassadors. 7::30 pm. Evangelistic
services. 500 pm. Wednesday, Bible
study and prayer meeting. 1:3o. pm.
Saturday, children's service.
You are cordially invited to at
tend the services of the Assembly
of God. stet
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Notice OF City Election

Notice is hereby given that -
the 9th day Of December, 1910. ~ y
annual election for the c,tv !,
election offices to be filled a..
Richland will be held. Al s,s
Mayor for unexpired term: conn
Gilman for 3-year term: ! co,ncl.
man for 2-year term; / counrl.
man for l-year term; 1 tnas,r.,
for l-year term and ! clerk for !.
year term.
Said election will be held n
the Richland Barber Shop between
the hours Of ! and 8 pm.
Given by order Of the Richlans
City Council this 10th day Of M.
vember, 1912.
w. H. GRAY,
City Clerk
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

The Unity Glass will meet Mon
day night at 800 on the balcony
in the Mona Monroe Dress Shop
on KenneWick Avenue. Beulah
Scott. pastor of the Unity Center
of Yakima will speak. Everyone
invited.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
FIRST ENGLISH LUTHERAN
Second and Auburn Streets
p. j. Luvaas, Minister

A joint Thanksgiving day service
with the Pasco congregation will
be held in Pasco lat 1890 am.
Sunday morning service 11:15 I'm
Sermon topic: "Our Feet Shod."
Sunday school 10:l5 am. Mrs. W.
F. Hanson, supt. Il - ~
Confirmation class Saturday am
at 1000. eE55
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

At six o'clock each evening one
of the church bells in our city rings
as call to prayer for world peace
and asking Gods blessing for our
boys who are defending our free
dom and fighting under the banner
I'm God is Our Trust"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Dist. Supt. to Preach
At Finley Services !,

FINLEY - DR.. Petersen, district
superintendent of the Methodist
church and Walla Walla district,
will hold the church services Sum
day morning. A pot-luck dinner will
be served after the services. Every
body welcome. .-'.~-, rr-,--
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
Schedule Series of
Conservation Meetings

WHITE BLUFF'S-A series of soil
conservation meetings, has been
scheduled, and will be called on their
respectives dates, to accommodate
those in the outlying districts. The
places and dates of meeting is as
follows: The first will be held in the
Hanford community hall Tuesday,
Dec. 1, at 8 p. M; the second in
the Muir school, Ringold, for the
Ringold community, Wednesday,
Dec. 2, at 2 o'clock; and the third
in the Vernita school, Friday eve
ming, Dec. 4, at 1890 These meetings
are scheduled so that it will be pos
sible for all farmers, in their re-
spective districts to assist in work.
ing out the conservation program
for the North Benton Soil Conserva-
ton district. District supervisors
and cooperating agencies will be
present to participate in the dis
cllssiOns
Mrs. Altheus Rawlins. returned
from Toppenish Sunday after spend
ing week with her daughter and
son-in-law Mr.. and Mrs. Eldon Will
liams and family.
Richard, otherwise known as
(Bud) Austin, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Levi Austin, of Cowiche, has been
transferred from Corvallis, Ore, to
the army school of aeronautics at
Ellensburg.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Coe and Mr..
and Mrs. Glen Grisham were Yak
ina visitors Tuesday. Other Yakima
visitors Tuesday were: Mr.. and Mrs.
E. j. O'Leary, and Mrs. Jess Brown
and daughter, Sally.
Mrs. Richard Smith and daughter,
Dorothy, left Wednesday for Seattle
via Yakima, where they will visit
with relatives and friends over
Thanksgiving Day.
Mrs Lettie Stocks, mother of Mrs.
James Nelson went to Sunnyside
Friday to attend birthday dinner
celebration in honor of her brother,
John Hendricks.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

Mrs. j. c. Swayze, accompanied
by Mrs. Lester Brown.
1nterment was in the River View
Heights cemetery beside the re-
mains of his wife.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26

Sunday school, 9:45 am. Lesson
topic: The Mission of the Church"
Morning devotions, HOO am.
Evening services, 7:45.
Young Peoples meeting, $50 pm.
Church prayer meeting Wednes-
day, 7:45 pm. h .sz
Turn your eyes upon Jesus, Look
full in His wonderful face, and
strangely dimthe things of earth will
grow strangely dim, in the light
of His glory and grace"
Attend church next Sunday.
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CHRISTIAN CHURCH
Stanley E. Thompson, pastor

Sunday school, 9:45 am.
Preaching services, HOO am.
Rev. j. A. Pine will speak.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1942-11-26
REVIVAL!

REVIVAL!
Revival meetings will begin at the
Pilgrim Holiness church, 10 Benton
continue through Dec. 6, inclusive,
conducted by the Rev E. r. Him
melright. evangelist, of Charleston,
Wash. The services will begin at
7:45 p. m. Come and hear the Cos
pei in truth, delivered by man of
God and in an incorporating
manner. Service men will be espe-
cially welcomed 20 zs
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-10

SIumber Sobotoged
BY Army Mattress
"Reminiscences of the WorId's Worst soldie
By ARTHUR BUGS" BAER


the battery Of 200 rookruits had It's clothing
assembled in barracks
were marched out again and the rumors started
mucage and gumbo We paint the walls and
ceilings Of the barracks.
Some said the barracks had been hospital for infectious
diseases Others insisted it had been detention for
spies and saboeurs Anyway did such good job with
the stun floors that stuck to it like fypaper.
Then carried iron cots in They looked like large
mousetraps with legs
Each handed brown blankets that were
thinner than invads eyeds Rumor said these blankets
had been made by Philadelphia firm for Russian allies
The had given pair of the blankets to Raspuin,
hoping he would pneumonia. Rasputn had put
the czarina and the czardine in the box.
Then handed slips Rumor said these
sacks used for burals We told
60 down the stables fill the slips with straw The
result would be artillery mattress.
The first thing to do when going down to the stables
fill mattress with straw is to remember the horses have
been there before you.
stuffed by mattress with straw until it lumpy
gouash There biblical njunctions remember
when trying to sleep straw mattress:
Thou hast made thy bed and thou must sleep on It."
and Pick up thy bed and walk"
You will be comfortable following the second traffic
signal There isn't chance Of sleeping
The wind whistles up through it taking
piccolo.
hoping the rumor about the burials at sea was
for a wndbreak
finally got to sleep by wrapping the mattress In my
army blankets Then dressed completely in my hat
coat and shoes and lay top of the blankets.
(TO BE CONTINUED
osynshs ist. By King Features