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The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02

Guaranteed BY
Michigan's Largest Retail Coal Dealer
Webb Coal Co.
PHONE APO

PLUMBING q HEATING Equipment
Used Electric Pumps
Emergency Repair Il Requirements
Are SIN Available
g. u. SSfDECOB
5Si ". Cross St Phone 2575-W
Lawn Mowers Garbage cans
Garden Tools Rubbish Burners
Nigoro Carpenter Tools
&. .. SSIDECOR
53i w. Cross ST. Phone c575-W.
LIM1TED-number Of new electric
irons at sacrifice. Shoe Shop. -
+. Cross Pm 2o92
GOV. van WAGNER advises pat
Your Coal Ia Now" Buy Hanna
CAR HEATERs-Ra RADIOS. Batteries.
.NThorne Tire Co 800 f. Mich 536
THOR Electric lroner. {34.35 Family
Radio Saoppe. lO6 W. Michigan.
Phone 8.
wATKINs DEALER j. STANTON
Immed late delivery Any product
Call az 408 T.. Cross. Ph. @ll-W
DOG FOOD -- Mllcrs is balanced
complete food a. less cost Free
samples. Moormaus, Phone ~.
FLUOREsCENT fixtures. all types.
Adaptor kitchen fixtures mo wlr-
ing {G.35. Better Homes Appliance
Shop. - ~ Was hington 81
Musical Equipment
PGA%O-smal apt. size. Ike new.
Low price. f02 F.. Michigan Ave.
Ph. bfs
EXCHAN5ED small piano. Bleached
finish. New guarantee. Grinuell
Bros. 30 vs. Michigan
BALDWIN PIA%Os-Open tonight
until o'clock 402 Z. Michigan
Ave.
Miscellaneous
MOTORS and exhaus. fans. Elec-
trio Motor shop 10 g. Huron.
FOR SALE -Automstic storage
water heater In good condition.
CAL l55l-E after o = m
Sand and Gravel
WASHED PEBBLES ASD SAND
Delivered or FOB PIT
WHITAKER A<D GODDIEG co
$500 Gale ia. Phone -02O-J-e
WASHED $3.50 GRAVEL
KfLLINs GRAVEL COMPANY
Tel. Ypsi 1901 mo toll CHARGE
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MOTORS and ezhaus. fans. Flee
trio Motor Shop 10 e. Huron.
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FOR SALE AUTOMATIC storage
water heater In good condition
Call 151l-H after o T. m
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Farm animals collected promptly.
Horses $3.50. cows 800. sunday
service. Phone Collect
CENTRAL. DEAD STOCK COMPANY
Ann Arhor 2-224f
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Farms and Land

SEVEN ACRES income fruit or
chard, near North Geddes Road.
close In. 1875. Terms easy. II.
II. Peet. 30 North Huron st. Pm.
1871
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Livestock
For sale Livestock


BABY CHICKS Special low May
prices Barred Rocks and Leg
horns Morton Poultry Farm,
saline Pn 65-E-2
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TWENTY ACRES OR PART-at
Whitaker. school bus passes. $500
handles. Easy terms Roberts. 7s0
LnnLen Rnad H-una -GlI
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For SALE. Jersey Mich Gov.
Guern- Bull. 1s mos old. $500
Textile I'd Route
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02

Is EWES lambs by side Ina. mi.
49, of Plymouth corner ridge and
s. Territorial Rds. or call Ypki
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02

This Central map the Japanese
Burma by their capture OF Lashio.
supply further being to COM
peon completely
OF Generalsmo Chang
the tedious
pressed Russia scarcely spare any materials
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EAST FOREST Ave. eight room
house beautiful spacious corner,
fruit and le ries- Reasonable
price Terms $500 down n, Feet
80 y. Huron So Phone 1911
\ NEW HOUSE. rooms and BATH.
1855 down. balance like rent. IS ".
Michigau. open evenings.
ATTRACTIVE Nes.d nee IN Dexter
must Doe sold 90 settle estate. Pm.
1851 Dexter
CASH BUYERS for houses. farms or
businesses II peet. Ove- = years
real estate experience. fealtor. 30
No. Huron St PI. 1871.
EAST nearly Two acres. 5
room house. stone porch fruit
and berries $500. II. Peet SO y.
Huron 81 1877!
PEARL STREET NEAR NORMAL
5 room bungalow $3.50 Easy
terms. See this bargain today. Ro-
ncrts. $50 Ecorse Road. Phone
1881
Lots
WASuTENAW Avenue lot, well To-
Gated $225. u Poet, 50 y. Huron
St Phone 1871
Five LOTS. MAUsE AvENUE-
Sewer, water bargain AN or part
$3.50 each. Terms Roberts. 80
Ecorse Road Phone e69i
Lot In college Heights Subdivision.
No. 26s. $500 or Will trade for car
or house trailer. S032 Patton, De-
troit. Mich. Pr oregon i-o7.
CORNER PROPERTY. 100 feet 'front.'
age on Chase Road block from
Ward Rd. $3.50. Terms n Peet,
80 \ Huron st Phone 1871.
Lake Property
COTTAGES, Homes. Building sites
ON North Lake Restricted. Moder-
ate prices. Golf. club House. fish
ing. sandy bathing beach. Douglas
Fraser North TER. Road at lnver-
ness. Phone chelsea 1898.
Farms and Land
SEVEN ACREs-lncome fruit or
chard, near North Geddes Road.
close I'm. 1875. Terms easy. II.
II Peet. 30 North Huron st. Pm.
1871
TWENTY ACRES OR PART-at
Whitaker. school bus passes. $500
handles. Easy terms Roberts. 7sO
Ecorse Road Phone 1921
WASHTENAW County farms and
rural homes All sizes and prices
A post card viii tell me what you
want. Douglas Fraser. North Ter
Road at Inverness. Phone Chelsea
1898
40 ACRES or more with buildings.
small down payment miles from
Bomber Plant. 223fl Sherwood Rd
willis Mich.
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THEY'RE SOMETHING more tnsn
fancies snd fads, these powerful
little Classified Ads
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For Sale Real Estate
Farms and Land

ONE OH MORE ACRES with new
fiNe-room house. Low terms s
miles from bomber Plant el415
sherwood. wills Mica
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EHCHA$3ED small piano. Bleached
finish. new guarantee. Grinueli
Bros. 30 vs. Michigan
BALDWIN PIA%OS-Open tonight
until Q o'clock f02 L. Michigan
Ave
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Ehnan g. GreenStreet

INSURANCE-Wa Risk. Business
Insurance. Fire. Extended Cover
age, low rates on preferred risks.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02

WASHTENAW County farms and
rural homes. All sizes and prices
a post card viii tell me what you
want Douglas Fraser, North Ter
Road at Inverness. Phone Chelsea
1898
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02
Musical Eaulpment

PGA%O-smau apt size. Ike new.
Low price. f02 F. Michigan Ave.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02

40 ACRES or more with buildings.
small down payment. x miles from
Bomber Plant. 2234l Sherwood Rd.
Willis Mich.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-05-02

MOTHERS DAY CORSAGES
For delivery Mothers Day morn
ing. made up Of the finest flowers
that the growers can produce.
Durant's Flower Shop. Tel. III.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
ROOmPrHHgS al 1913
Army Rumor's Speed
Dozzles Its Authors
Bv ARTHUR Bugs" BAER

guess the most popular form Of communication IN the
army started the dawn dim carly light while
The lads shaving
will reprint memorial on The ramor in 1915
"A Camp Zachary Taylor
The reason TheopoIi> Rumor places without
wings because hops of while old Gus Truth looking for
a SprnGboard.
when Truth along with staple line of samples
has laid in its fall and winter stock
Six Of us once started watch effects Inside
Of an hour had spread all the camp. Then II came
back and we believed II
Here are some Of rumors Of 1915 as l wrote them
down.
The battery Will ca, China
Pcrshne said IN the presence Of third cousin
chauffeur that If the isn't by Christmas Puerto
Rico viii continue to be island.
The battery will GO back kits.
Tiddywinks and pnochle Will he substituted for
and conduct OF FIRE
Civil War will be discarded favor Of latest
Rolls Royce models.
SHOES Will be worn in shower baths.
THE battery will scott of porcelain
sAn candidates for commissions Will be allowed 5e4
smackcFs for uniforms.
ANY candidate having than 80 dement's viii be
relieved of guard duty for the duration
1O-Thc battery will continue TO kits.
I1-Shoud officer wash his socks
I2-Yes, and twice day If he's gentleman
13-Overcoats regulation in bed.
14-Sweden has signed non-aggresson pact promising
put sulphur its blue-hesded matches
15-The entire battery will be busted TO the ranks.
i6-Every in this battery will he commissioned
captain suspicion
I7There will he general inspection opened ranks
this afternoon
ts-The staff looking for SCI o phony dice
10 The kaiser has scrammed This daily
other rumors.
L,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
The Brighter Side

II Ny NUMEROUS dl~courScS on
tho various artful aids TO
masculine pulchrrudc and COM
fort J have touched very little
on 'hc diNot OF The rug. these
beng those synthetic hlrSute
ConNeuieuce> without which
many men feel greatly hand.
capped
A divot 0rhc term being
drawn from goIii IS A >malhSh.
cunnnCiy contrved patch Of
HAIR which augmcntS that
>parScneS> OF growth forward
OF The cowhck with which some
of oul best citizens are afflicted.
The SpartncS> may be produced
by any one OF 4 great many
cause, | know a dIVol man who
rubbed on an the hair on the
front OF his head getting IN and
out OF patrol wagons,
4 rug is a complete artificial
carpctnC for a pimple or head
that has been utterly denudcd
al MS original hair II Is sup
posed 10 conceal badness and 10
clNa Tho popular impression that
fhe WcarcT has locks like Sam
son before Dchlah GOT IN her
nasty work. though l never saw
hU' one rug Of such crafty work
nan>hlp a. 10 dclude the public
This was worn hy friend Of
mine who was counting a beau
tiul dame. and YOU would have
sworn n was ms real hair bat
one night IA the parlor when
her father entered Unexpectedly
and she had 10 d4SCniangle her
self from MY friends octopus
lEc clutches she put her hand
on his head t0r support a. She
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
DiVOi Men
and Rug-CutterS

ton. Thopas jefferson and John
Adams. who wore wigs, to prove
his case. He says he thinks the
ladies would commend us in
our efforts to prove more attrac-
tive TO them.
| do not know where Mr.. Tan
men gets that 'us stuff when
nv own wool is so luXuriant that
| can't do a thing with II. And
see here. Tanner. my man. when
YOU speak of wearing that hair
piece 10 improve your looks.
kindly file a bill OF particulars
as TO what looks you mean.
| do not want 10 bore my
readers with stories of my ac-
quaintances, but l have another
friend who was all the things
Mr.. Tanner mentions. rug-man,
and a plate-man and also stilt-
man, meaning he wore those
inner ramps in his shoes to make
him look taller. He wore specs.
too. At 60-odd he would have
been riot with the ladies', but
for one thing.
He could not coordinate his
articles so they would all work
AZ the same time. One evening
he was out with a lady when a
high wind blew his rug off and
Immediately he caught cold in
his exposed head which caused
hum TO sneeZe
The sneeze dislodged his plates
and his specs. All he had left
was his increased height. but
even then he was not tall enough
10 peer over the barrier of icy
reserve that the lady suddenly
raised between them.
Copyright 1912. by Kins Features
Distributed by International News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10

Stress who was so popular in
Paris made her stage debut IN
The NcW York production Of
Shuttle Along in 1921 | think
Shuttle Along was the best
Negro show of All time | am
still claiming that Paul Robson
was IN this show Who wants TO
bet StOgle on A.?
you named three film stars
who were dancing partners of
Fred AStaire - Ginger Rogers,
Rita HaNwOrih and Marguerite
Reynolds" writes a ChIcagoan.
"You left out one but can't
think who II was"
The man is right ] did leave
ono ASialre dance partner out.
II was Joan Crawford.
QUERIES from clients
VI Q-Joe bets Jim that the
Hedy Lamar version of White
Cargo Is the first film version
OF that play. Does Joe win the
StoCieS?
Aloe loses About 10 years
ago a British film produced a
screen version OF White Cargo"
@ Wha, year did you say was
the most critical one in married
life
A-Cannot recall making any
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
BN Damon RunNOn

z - -. - -,,..>ol ,,,,dnr
. oSc a.'I ~ ~ S'tl'eG - IT,
ii'i Ii'l,l anu sue lgii 70 '''e li"oi
~ taAH's Hei NIX" ce'
Her father gave my friend a
severe BODY beating. oelng m
"a ia',U' no. ue0a,'ac VI ~
III "hctl "S' "u' oeo aus l'e
''"u-, ~ VT, ~ l'''9''i vi ,,.y
~ igil1 i@NSH l.o-e ~ IL. ~ i,.
l' 'Nt''Cc VI INV l'"t''' '''9''''F
>e"l'''''O'S
However ! kno" many rug
men not 49, VAN a. my iriend
VINO encaSc their SConce-pleceS IN
tins manner Just 10 keep their
beans warm.
NE JULIUS TANNEN. the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10

observation as ~ critical years
m matrmony However l I'M
derSiand students Of the subject
say the sixth year OF marriage IS
tho most difficult
g Isn't u a mistake 10 bet on
a female thoroughbred At any
time
At is certainly not true
that mares and hllieS are never
dependable. In the spring they
cannot altogether be relied on
because their fancy at that time
turns 10 thoughts Of love But.
m the fall the female thorough
hredS arc actually more conSiS-
tent than the males
WHAT was known in San
w Francisco as the Barhary
Coast" is now officially styled
the international settlement.
OF the many films with a Bar
barry Coast background by far
the best was Hell Morgan's
girl" IN which Lon CLANCY and
Dorothy Phillips were featured.
The invasion Of war plant
workers has increased the popu-
lation OF San Francisco by 3D.
600.
Remember the vaudeville act
Of Bonita and Lew Hearn?
Don't know what became o'
Bonita but l see by the papers
Lew Hearn is 10 appear In a
show shortly.
GAN FRANCISCO husbands,
~ the hardest 10 handle in the
country. are still stubbornly adj
herring to what they believe 10
be their rights.
In most parts OF the country
the stag banquet is thing OF
the past. Such is not the case
in San Francisco.
The husbands in this vicinity
still have their all-male parties
and the wives have 10 stay at
home on those occasions and
like il.
was reminded of the afore-
mentioned state of affairs IN
San Francisco matrimonial cir
Giles by seeing an announcement
of the forty-third annual stag
banquet of the Veteran Fire
mems Association.
Over thousand husbands are
expected 10 attend this affair.
Copyright, 1912, ny King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10

all-nlght stud poker session in
Canficld's Saratoga spot he had
BctCha Million" John W Gates
hooked for sos 600.
A reporter asked hum what
was the biggest bet he had ever
made johnson replied
THE last So I had
English racing fans have seen
two four-horSe dead heals But
American fans. Al Brooklyn's
Prospect Park. in 1873, saw two
horses run 10 a dead heat three
tunes in one afternoon
In nc fourth Try BIngaman
beat Mart Jordan
4 r HO l. III he was tho
Il worlds most famous joe
key Tod Sloan won only three
oi the world Is most famous
races, never rode In tho Ken
Is'kN i)tink.
ST BlalSe won tho Epson
Derby
An American breeder August
Belmont who bought me fa-
NOUS horse and shipped hun 10
America dcd shortly at'crwOrC
When 81 Bla>c was put up
- AUCTION by the Belmont eA-
r..tor>. only one man Charlcs
Hoad celebrated gambler, bid
un Wm
Bi whs, = bad 500 Dp0
d" bought horse and was
sorry
RElNG toalcd during 2 total
- eclipse inspired the naming
of Eclipse one OF Inc creates
~ siI thorp4Ehhrrds
\olcr lost 3 race. and won
most 81 them b. % many hun
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10

drcd yards rs 10 prompt those
who reported the results 10 say:
Eclipse was first, the rest
nowhere"
More Jockeys have been
blamed for defeats Of Whrl-
away than for those Of any
other horse OF any era Cthey
couldn't keep him from losing
ground on turnS).
4 MATO, a pony in size and
with 4 cough that should
have kept hum IN the stable, ran
only one race In his hfe, and
won II most famous race in
the world EPSON Derby.
Man o War was authorlta-
lively timed faster than any
other horse in history--a quar-
ter mile in 20 3-5 seconds tand
only gallOplnGD.
The record IS PA.
CLAIMING events constitute
y a. least 50 per cent OF all
the races run IN America.
Every horse entered has +
price stipulated by the owner
on mrs head the lower the price
thc Jess weight nc has 10 carry.
the less weight on ms back the
faster be- should run and the
faster be runs the better ms
chance OF winning.
But any horSeman who thinks
q horse is priced lower than his
value may claim him If al least
- minutes before the race.
SO II an owner docSn' l. care 10
lose ms horse he must be careful
not 10 enter hlm too cheaply.
once a claim Is filed. accom-,
" panied 10y cash or approved
credit the horse IS physically
Tho property of the claimant. #
more than one claim is filed. the
makers must draw lots after the
race.
II the horse runs 1884 in the
race whatever money he earns
goes 20 The. owner who IS losing
him
A. TtaIusns 2 horse named
philandcrcr had won three
straight race tbcn was entered
az 81 700
Too cheap" sand two owners.
one wealthy the other broke.
and both flied claims
The poor man borrow cd ms
81 71-
Phllanderor was = rcd-hot IA.
Noulc buf broke down IN the
FIRST quarter and had to be- de-
stroycd
When tho wealthy man and
tHe broke, drew lots don't
need 90 toll who cot that dead
horse
c-v.ues, p. 20 Nrrs,. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
~ Henry NtcI,cmOrp

10 ho~ yoI that I am almost
,hprtprao.
H4' nm telling YOU TIA, 'ae
otH.r day u some on, had
eralel coat Of electro eCls
arntd mo / coaId not have been
w,, -hckod than ! vas
/ HAPPENED tins way
VAS IN tho TOY department
~ blc department store I'd
rH', insert name Of biggest
a1tertiSer) Just kind Of foohng
around you know having A 60
al the electric trans. winding
zap tho tanks and trying 10 make
them go UP inclincS pulling tho
Triggers of those boys sue
machine guns and generally hav-
ms very good tune
! Stll maintain that The TOY,
7 broke were faulty m the ne
ginning. and that i Was very
fortunate thing that ! dropped
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
Ry Dr. Logan Ciendening

Fact

II THIS connection ir is aston
! iShing TO find how many
people past middle age have
chronic tuberculosis.
We think of tuberculosis a
occurring IN young people and
Of being cured or healed or OF
carrying The individual off be
fore be has arrived at the age
OF ~
However tins is not true
In some people II becomes an
extremely chronic disease and.
people may have active tuber-
culo>IS and be able 10 breathe
out tuberculosis germs until even
q rIpe old age
Most OF these people have no
idea that they have tuberculosis
they know they have \ chrome
cough and call 1t chronic bron-
Chlu>.
~ a ROUTINE examination
of 5000 patients al the Phil
adclphla General Hospital it was
found that 3 per cent had
tuberculosis Of the lungs 1000
of these patents were over 80
years of acc and in this group
IS per cent were found 20 have
tuberculosis OF the lungs and
were capable of spreading 1t 20
otitcr hUrar beings
In q careful study Of l36 such
patients. u was found that 80
knew Of family history oil
tuberculosis. ~ per cent knew
OF tuberculosis IN their parent,
and - per cent knew Of tuber-
cuioSl> among the children or
grandchildren.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10

Va unit i1 oa,, 'o Ia.l oH
rhc rpctus ot 1,mIhao
and there 70 girc uC rbcrb n
dJt
nj rh'l .t,rr .u'rc d7h
doH
80 toaf ID. romsI 'o w0tD sina
on 'a,gru,.. lrho fhs4 f, aofh-
ana s0
UhCu pHC - b.. INC outside
sirrI.
Win noeaoo bucttow htfc else.
-Robert Herrick.
above WIS written 300 years
ago Hcrrck and Shakespeare
arc tho oniy great men of htera-
turSwho vowed artificial AID to
lep6nme beauty with tolerance.
Aost OF thc masters Of prose
md poetry were against it.
HCITick poem also indicates
that the synthetic oomph earl"
is by no means modern ldca.
-END1
Az me only one who thinks
y praise thc Lord and Pass
the Ammunition Is q song title
that is iu very bad taste?
Careless Rapture would be
good iitlc tor a novel How
over / suppose Glenn Mccarthy
will call ms zap and say ! should
know j, has been used You
think he wont You lhlnk Mr.
Mccarthy only experts on race
horses You're wrong He oN-
pcrtS on everything Only the
other night ! heard him arguing
as 10 what IS the best way 10
boil A potato
Dorothy Obcrinc - years old.
of South Mills, s G.. recently
married 23-yeaT-old Charles
Murphy Of me same town. Who
was the youngest bride YOU
know OF who made a success OF
married HE? | had a letter not
long ago from a woman who
said She was married al the age
Of l3 and had enjoyed IS years
OF happy married life. Said She
My husband. who was IL
years older, said he just praCti-
caily raised me. And ! guess
he did"
ELARCAROLE the thorough
Y bred m q d after Clark
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10

MAYBE you never heard that
"A Historians tell of George
Washington backing horses IN
match races also Of Andrew
Jackson stubbornly PLAYING one
horse after another 10 beat Sally
Walker-and when he lost his
'steenth bet, Of doing an about
face with an offer to back the
FLY against all creation.
WILLIE SHIELDS started out
w 10 he Jockey al u
weighing Is pounds AZ 81 TO
90 pounds. he was winning races
and continued winning until
he couldn't reduce below no
Az $50 he vas training WIN
nerS Al 225 he Saddlcd
HermiS and other famous horses
at $50 nc GOT a lad popped
on the chin for telling drunk
that he Willie SA+e-a--l--cf 90
be Jockey,
"Of what" tho stow wanted
10 know AN elephant or a
dinosaur ."
NODERN racing fans dc'e>t
Ni the StraIghtaWay WIdcncr
Course at Belmont Park which
is less than = OF miic long
But fans of tho CAY COS used
10 watch races down 2 straight
away of Ia miles at Monmouth
Park near LonG Branch : J
Most horses turn IN better
morning TRIALS when worked
with another "a fr.all horse
When Gallant FoN was chaw-
pion in 1880 be- improved so
rapidly in the summer 'hat h.S
trial horse couldn't keep step
with him. no matter tau mall
an exercise boy was puf 10 fnn
mate.
So the traincf started 1t.r1
tho trial horse q h,at -'etf
with the Fox having a,.t
hum
Which he dld and ,U.
Then the head start ua-
heightened Bun Gallant fn
Slllnc up the situation rn orI5
about 100 yard> before a.--uE
h.~ toes INTO 'Hs ground and
topping
He refused 20 e. 'Hr t.ar
any horse gwen -a-rr..- Oh. r.
start
DAVID JOHNSnN as. tapf-i
- IN have maj. SCOPES 90
s. 600 bets ~ . uG .' orc
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-12-10
Santa Claus
Shocks Him

m 10 trs' them out o'herWl~c
The store would have had moss
~ complaints 20 deal With on
December ~
THIS va, tho situation when
oui ot the corner OF The eye that
l wasn't using 10 sight an anti
aircraft gun that fires 100
vnna'r bullets p minute /
sighted Santa Claus
NOT the standard Santa Claus
y Not Tho regulation 81. Nlch-
nla> Not the accepted resident
OF Tho North Polo
\u' tho genuine driver az
Donncr and Bitten and ne
Other REINDEER that makes such
clai'cr on tho roof No SIT
Tins wa, woman Santa
Claus
II there rs such thing as a
minor horror then a MINOR nor
ror Of this WAT is female Santa
Clauses
kri>tnc Kuncic Sarah 81
Nicholas Susie Santa Claus,
Holy Smoke
When You uakc Santa Claus
feminine YOU might just as well
say Jacqualmr Dempsey Bar
hara Ruth Tynette Cobb. LOIS
StronCiort. DORIS Macarthur.
Jeanette Doolltile Stranger
,tt. Lows L9~Nic Mountain
Dean and Jamma Thorpe
Incr, She stood b HttlC al
wr.0 oi Santa Clau,
Tba pillow >Nc used Tor
stomach dIjut help and neither
drd thc soprano voice that
Squc1jsej through some cut
down gray WhI~kaf>
She didn't walk like santa
Claus walk,
IIe numbered end nat-toorcd
around ite result Of years Of
carrying that massive pack on
hl- back
TIN, female santa Claus
mmcod around ON SIZE 3 shoes.
and worst of an she E.Gglod
The real santa Claus never
-Ic-loa
| FEEL sorry Tor the kids to-
L day They put on long pants
when they're
They never VIII know The
awful feeling of pride and en-
bawas>mcnt of putting ON their
FIRST long pants al Ito and feel
ms that every eye M the world
Is looking at them
They never VIII know the
lonesome. sweet call Of the old
fashioned locomotive.
AN they know Is the silly
boot OF 4 Diesel Streamhner
Worst of all. they have had
women Santa Clauses folStcd on
them
Var Is primarily matter ot
hJc things But there arc lot
ot little things that n changes,
too Sweet little things
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