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a military secret" this Federal pros- ecutor said: T suppose what hap pened in the brothels you visited were also military secrets?"
 Things may not be so dark for Joe New. When G-Men arrested him (about the draft) he said he would enlist in the army. They are dumb enough to maybe let him = and then he can be of better use to us there, no? I I think it's 8 shame the way some of those congressman keep putting things in the Congressional Record and never give us any credit. Two recent speeches were practically word for word from one of your talks. Plagiarists. I sent two dozen pansies to Won Papen in the hospital. (From the florists, of course) Dorothy Thompson, I hear, is on a vacation. Thank goodness we won't have to read her lies about us for while, anyway .. Too bad about that awful scan- dal over at the Obermeyer Home for Unwed Mothers. Seems one of the girls had been married all alongI
 What's on the pogrom for next week? MT. Goering stole the Mona Lisa on Friday Ciano was furious. Got there 24 hours too late Fatso, by the way, wishes you'd let him wear some of his medals on his back porch. Why not? Might improve the view, ha, ha Mrs. Goebbels says she is proud of their new Rodin &C., quisition She says her hus- band broke front tooth on a splinter in his bread. One of his gnawing ones, on doubt AL though Herr Himmler cut his ration card twice = that young priest in Augsberg won't stop smuggling food to the old priest in the concentra- ton camp. Himmler says if he likes to go there so much, he can stay. Next week, perhaps. They never learn . The Cracow Cathe- dral's stained glass has certainly improved Goering's hunting lodge.
 Terrific to-do in Paris. Laval claims the Gestapo keeps muscling in on his bribe money and vice versa Admiral Raeder was in. Says a Caribbean U-boat comman- der told him the best bait is 8 lifeboat full of survivors and the best time when the rescue ship is taking on the wounded Mein Kampf is in the Louvain library again. Great popularity-can't keep copy Emmi Goering wants to know can she have dozen passes for tomorrow's executions. Please caution saboteurs to the U. s. not to patronize Dinty Moore's place any more. Not only does that Vinchell go there (where he might arrange a mickey finn) but Club IS is also dangerous. The vile comedians there always make fun of you . Gen. Keltel had a terrible nightmare. He dreamt he saw an Australian!
 Could it be that Hess just want ed a steak in London? Rom mel wants to know when he can use poison gas2 Says if you're using it on old Germans when can he use it on young Americans? {. /. There is a bottleneck in artificial limbs :. Ribbentrop and Goebbels nearly had duel last night. Called off when both got caught using phoney decks Goebbels told me those American production figures are propaganda lies .. That Ed ward James Smythe guy has a nerve writing letters to American reporters saying our eight spies should be shot. Imagine that-after his correspondence (which one pa- per there published) showed him writing: T am proud to call Fritz Kuhn my friend" .. From now on, let's ignore him. Ingrate.
 Herr Fish is on the phone again Lavals mail is getting heavier every day. Seven time-bombs in the first delivery alone yesterday. Of course, you know why our eight saboteurs failed Instead of goilng right over to wreck Hell Gate-they raided the Broadway food reserves .. The Son of Heaven phoned. Wanted to know how far we've gone in Egypt. When said "Midway'-he hung up .. Touchy, isn't he?
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