Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-20
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WALTER WINCHELL

NOTES OF A NEW YORKER
WILLIAM aARQYAN Ia reported TO
have submitted sample play review TO the
editors Of the Herald Tribune to qualify ss
the drama critic, The editors probably wantsa
10 see II Hill ceald write IN the third person -
Johnny Weissmuliers Tsrsan character has piled
UP vocabulary Of avs words Twenty-Five more
words and the ape man will be doing drawing
roam comedy. .Boho Newsom got OFF 70 DAG
alag start as Dodasr-shutting out the CinAs
team, In fact. IT Is doubtful II Hobo could pms
a better game than no pitched. We have .
lady in town tower on Park Avenue. to he explicitly
whose name is Mkt Finn, she's an eutta-tewn
newspaper correspondent, The only resem-
hance FDR has to Csessr-is that the President
also gets stabbed in 4hs back
MIDWEST business man went to Wash
ington to arrange some govt contracts. hut
his luck was all sour, and he was sitting in the
foyer Of leading hotel pretty discouraged, An
attractive doll snkled by and took chair near
her The Eye And she baby stared, :, He finally
invited her UP to his suite for some card tricks
moi" she exclaimed emphatically, Where
upon he swooned. After she sprinkled some
aqua In his face. she said; What happened To
your"
Don't shock me that way again" he said,
You almost killed me- That was ths first definite
answer I've gotten In washington"
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN. the critic. lifted
eyebrows in the stork by escortns Japansss
girl Born In thu II. O., nj caiirsa. - Inward q.
Robinson Ia hack from Warrington, where hs
offered his SERVICES TO the govt, MAJ Assr's
similar TO Dempssy's In the aoast I'd, ,osrsid
L. X. smith. running for the Senate dR Mtch-
igan-has Q PLATFORM "Ttres for Everybody
,,.Ths sx-silveF shiFteF apparently doesn't knew
the word "tires" suggests "skidS". ,Ahbott =
Costello are now Hailyweods hsssst taxpayers
ADD aeHHHEIs' HoNERs; Ths Mast short
wavers 10 here shouted: "popt miss the Hsxt
issue of CollierSi Read Frank 0srvasi'l snliGht-
enins article on the fall Of Tohruki~. What
Joe Jeraue didn't know was that the sams issue
has other articles blasting the Naszys; DIARY
OF Dead Jap"-"Four F1iers from Midway" and
Weapons While You Wait" And an the cnysr
"a Lawson Wood monkey-portrait nj Herr
Schckelgruber Nuts, a. the saying goes, 10
YOU. Mr. Geebhes,
HILDEdARpE opens at the Persian Room
iPlaHa) on the 2ard ,Deeea's This II the
Army" album IL q corker. That air raid warn
ing In the wee hours the other morning certainly
convinced one OF W. that all concerned still need
q rehearsal, The sth Avenue street lamps In
the Sos tand side streetsl didn't 90 off-and that
deafenins siren atop RCA (which has disturbed
sumhers every Saturday never woke upl
RADIO ROW Ia buzzing over its latest mys-
Terry. CitAts iHm Wften spoHsoIS three net
work programs. including the Bob Hawk ouiz
show 1.-THE cheapest OF the triol has decided 10
drop one OF them, That one Is the quis pro-
gram, II has the highest radio rating Of the
three, Ruth Phillips, ex-Mirror ace. 10 now on
the staff at Newsweek. When Toscanini wants
to fire musician from his symphonie crew, ne
shouts; Get out, you shoemaker, you'll. In
Life's recent layout of FDR, they muffsd point
Ing out one toy on his desk, It's Q pin-eushon
the cushion Is ON the eaboess OF . ststuetts Of
Hitler The prez sets some relaxation pushing
pins into It,, This may be why they are called
WAACs. One applicant was asked. "Whieh
type Of work DO you prefer'", Wherever" she
said. CLARK Gable H."
PHIL BAKER tells the one about the Mani
officer who staged q race among his men. "A
Russian prisoner was 10 be set free and the first
German TO catch him would win two bottles Of
kummel. The officers daughter, an athistis
Tolop. entered the race. too. Three hours
later--none had returned, The officer asked
for report from sentries posted In the territory
Race still on" was the reply Russian run
ming still"