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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-03-11
Fighting Mans Friend
Navy sPhysiedI
Requirements
Above Army S
BY SHANNON CoRMACK

+, w. Q-Would a man whC
naS been ejected by the navy
doctors because Of a heart all
ment be taken by the army?
Alt Is quito possible he
might. as the navy's physical
requirements are higher than
those for the army. Call at the
recruiting office, room 6S1 in
the Federal Building. and the
army doctors there will tell you
how YOU stand.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-03-11

Rico, asking that officer TO have
the letter delivered to your
friend, or in case he has been
transferred, TO have II forwarded
TO his present station.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-03-11

"CA\ | flag the armOred car ."
my father repeated in a formid-
able tone. "Mev i ask why ."
Because Stephen Redfield viii
he most apt 10 have me trailed
on any motor journey l may
take today" | SAID
"PIease explain" be said
Then | spoke quickly. and with
rs much brevity as I could man
age, for l knew he was in no mood
for long-winded explanations
"YOu remember that I told
stephen / might run up 10 the
Bronx this afternoon 10 inter
view the purely mythical old
man who. had told him. WAS
the only person who might
possess any clue 10 Jacks pres
ent whereabouts"
II remember" he SAID laconic-
ALL
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-03-11
SPOKE AGAIN

II may be mistaken" 7 went
on but / thought / SAW CLEAN
In his eye which indicated his
determination 10 have me fol-
lowed. in order 90 find out for
himself, or his gang. the identity
OF that old man"
"You don't need To waste
breath telling me anything
more" my father SAID Then he
turned 10 the telephone and
harked into % q crEp, sci,iVe
command
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11
On the Side

Distributed by Kins Features Syndicate. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11
From Hider's Girl Freitag-

GOULD il be that Hess just wanted steak in
y London?
Rommel wants TO know when ne use
poison gas?
Says if you're using il on old Germans when
can he use it on young Americans?
There is bottleneck in artificial limbs.
Ribbentrop and Goebbels nearly had duel
last night. Called off when both got caught using
phony decks.
GoebbeS told me those American production
figures propaganda lies.
I AVAL'S mail is getting heavier every day.
~ Seven thne-bombs IN the first delivery
yesterday.
OF course you know why our eight saboteurs
failed.
Instead Of going right over TO wreck He'll
Gate--they raded the Broadway food reserves.
The Son of Heaven phoned. Wanted TO know
how far we've gone in Egypt. When l said
''Midway'-he hung up.
Touchy isn't he?
Your Maedchen Freitag.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

Tip To film scouts: The nurse in the Medical
Arts Hospital admitting room) with the honey
hair--and the biggest baby-stare in town.
LIVER since he hitched his wagon 10 "A sWaStika,
IL William Dudley Pelley became one OF our
favorte pushovers.
As readers and listeners well know we kept
after him exposing his propaganda demanding
TO know why certain prosecutors were lax IN
doing something about his crimes
We never stopped throwing typewriters at him
and Peley has screamed publicly that we were
responsible for all his troubles
lie was finally indicted on charges OF sedition,
and his propaganda for Hitler Squelched
Screaming super-patrotO
liam FISHS friendship with Nazi agent
IL George Sylvester Viereck was TWO line item
here about five years ago.
The news that Fish wrote an article for
magazine run by jailed NaZi agent Auhagen was
also made public here.
A short time ago the Federal Grand Jury
vealed that Fishs secretary worked with Vlereck
helping him spread Nazi propaganda and also
helped him insert II in the Congressional Record
He was jailed on charges OF PERJURY.
His attacks part OF a campaign 10
1dermine the faith and confidence OF the
u5eOple")
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

V'HE Word-Juggng Of the Week: BY II. !.
l. Phillips: The Kellys and the Bulkeleys, the
Caseys and McTigheS-have writ their names in
gory--across the blazing skies The Butch
O'Hares and Dugans have made gallant crew
but don't forget the Epsteins, Levines and
Cohens, too!
The MurphyS and OBriens-the Kelys and
The Sheas-have shone in epic battles with
Dooleys and O'Deas McGanns fighting demon
and Tooheys gives enl ,hell-but Seligman
at Midway did more than pretty well!
Fitzgerald gives no quarter. McFeeey packs
a sock; a Jap when hit by Dooley thinks some
one threw a rock Casey shone at Midway
Gilhooley did his share But see by the papers
the Goldstein boys were there!
The Pats and Mikes are bearcats in any sort
of scrap. And they plenty potent against the
willy Jap But there among the heroes-who've
got the stuff il takes, notice Noes and Sammes
and also Abes and JakeS
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

Me Waltz Home Sweet Home With You" They
would like TO include il in their home singing
program.
VERNON GOMEZ. Yankee pitcher. Has just
become a proud pappy for the second time.
For reasons not yet determined the most prolific
papas among baseball players are pitchers.
Virgil Garyin, Dodger hurler was the
father of eight children Frank Shellenback,
Pacific Coast pitcher, also had eight children.
Louise Macy Soon TO become Mrs. Harry
hopkins. Mrs. Macy a beautiful, brown-eyed
Brunet said of Mr.. Hopkins:
81 first attracted by his brilliance a
conNersationalIst. He makes the political picture
clear. And he can say nice little nothings,
too"
Mrs Macy. who owns French poodle named
Suzy, stated Mr.. Hopkins further endeared him.
self TO her by liking her dog much
We trust any of our male subscribers who are
anxious TO win the regard of some beautiful
woman will take note Of Mrs Mays remarks
and profit by the hints contained therein
That is TO say II is advisable first 10 talk
seriously TO the lady about politics, international
events. music or literature.
After that cut loose with few sweet nothngs.
But, above all, don't forget TO say how much YOU
love her dog.
WRITES a Michigan reader:
w IL think IL IL really swell idea 10 have an
nephews give their auntie a nice present. 1
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11
Waller VincheH
On Broadway

Trade Marx Registered. cOpynght, lsia.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

hvv1no Brian Donlsvy, Ellen Drew
In "REMARKABLE ANDREW" Jean
Parker In GIRL FROM ALASKA"
R00SEVCI T-IGratiot-Hs Pr. s7s7 4
hvVoL'LIi OUR TIME SCHEDULE
"THE INVADERS" at 2:oe 6:2s 1000.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

school teacher who II
speaking for herself and
% other school teachers
Our favorite In Tommy
Dorsey"
Freeman Gosden and
Charles Cornell. Amos
and Andy of the radio,
are fond of getting to-
gether at home now
and then and singing
the old songs.
AS an accompani-
ment Freeman plays a
ukulele. Charles the
piano.
The boys want 10
know if anybody re-
members a ditty. Let
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

vending rapidly at ST.
anthony Hosp, Dayen-
port, Ia.
y Thornton Wilder. the
novelist JOINS the Air
Corps.
The soldiers in the
This Is the Army
show haven't any soft
snap. When not re-
hearsing for an hour OF
so--they must drill
same as at camp.
That photo in the
papers showing Georges
Carpenter. Schmellng
and MiStinguette Cap
parenily very chummy
in a Berlin night club
iS 10 wears old.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11
Il. v. DHT'Hng

Ny lore il in distant land,
And yet / see her where I stand
- The gods hare ptsiea.s less dintHe
Because the eye Of love Is mine.
Brooks.
500 Y0U say Guy Eombardo is the school
~ teachers fay0rite bandrnaster," writes a
New Yorker. You are now hearing from "A
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

brothers who between them have a double dozen
Riddles.
at II and was a widow with four children at 20.
She married again and had ~ children in all
THE fact that Guy Moothart of California
parts his hair in the middle gives the theory
that middle hair paftefS not successful a
terrific setback Because Guy is one Of Americas
most successful automobile statesmen and
constant winner of sales competitions.
Mr.. Moothart is such firm believer IN part
ing the hair in the middle that he has ordered
his twin sons, Jon and Don, to part their hair
that way.
Is said of Gertrude Niessen that she 'is con-
coded by the columnists to be America greatest
singer Of modern songs.
! don't know what columnists conceded this
but I was not one of them. / think Gertie is
quite singer but as far as / am concerned
Connie Boswell is the greatest OF the popular
song singing females
81 WOMAN asks but one thing of the man
"A she Ioves--that he belong TO her alone"
So states Booth Harrington referring 10
husbands and wives. Mr.. Harrington seems 10
have forgotten approximately 99S other things
woman asks OF the man she loves.
Just 10 name few: That he must not be
late to dinner Or forget wedding anniversaries
or birthdays. Or after taking a bath that he
does not leave the place looking like the peak OF
the JohnStown flood
Also that he must not take things for
granted forget 10 compliment her or drop ashes
on the rug or leave cocktail glasses on polished
tables.
sTI'HESE the times that try mems souls"
Il Thomas Paine'S pamphlet including these
immortal words written when George Wash
ingtons army was in constant retreat and things
looked very black for our side
No matter how many times you have read
this particular piece by Paine now is good time
10 read IL again.
Is interesting to note in view Of the we'll
known accusation that Paine was an atheist
that in this message he several times gave indi-
cation of a firm belief in God.
For example:
"My secret opinion has been that God
Almighty will not give up n people 10 military
destruction who have earnestly sought 10
avoid the calamities of by every decent
means"
And
II thank God that fear not. see no real
cause for fear. I know situation well, and
can the way out of it,"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

Grand River. TY. 5000
Open at 12:45 p. NJ.
PLYING BLIND" 2:35. s:44. s:5s.
SUSPICION" at 1854 and IL :0e.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

M JVCR-Mt. Elliott 1t Oliver
VLiILn Dishes to Ladies'. Cooled. Gene
iAutry,- "SFARBtST ON fHE SAGE
Bartholomew. cadets ON PARADE"
"Spy Smasher" Serial and Cartoons.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

U0nVCp-1soZo West Warren Ave.
hVVVLn Cont. 80 p. M. RISE AND
SHINE Jack Oakie. 1.-THE FEMININE
TOUCH" Don Ameche. Selected Shorts.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

pIGTOWN Smalltak: Men in uniform must
~ not ask motorists Tor a ride or ft--so ask
Ssem if you can drop them on your route.
- Patti Andrews of the Andrews Sisters Is
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-07-11

have 81 nieces and nephews. am 10 years old.
I have three married sisters and three married
brothers who between them have double dozen
Riddles.
"My oldest sister Is 40. My mother married
at II and was a widow with four children at 20.
She married again and had IL children in ALL
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
SPORTS PARADE
Baseball Carries On

ball men are not quite clear as to
how the governments freeze affects
players. Technically, a treasury de-
partment okay is necessary to give
a raise 10 player who makes $4,000
or more per season and a labor
board ruling IS required to increase
the income of player making less
than $1,000.
Playing at night will furnish cause
for tremendous argument. In the
metropolitan area, more rigOroue
dim -Out regulations eliminate any
competition whatsoever under lights
In addition to brooklyn, the Yankees
and Giants. Newark and Jersey City
Of the International league will be
affected.
Other sections are apparently sale
for the mazda contests and Wash
ingtonS Clark Griffith is going to
agitate for his Senator'S TO be al
lowed to play under lights on every
weekday night. He, as yet, has not
come out on either side for changes
in the player limit and to this type
writer tactician it looks as if the
old fox is ready to trade.
Connie Mack Of the Athletics and
Gerry Nugent of the Phils want to
cut the rosters as low as 20 players
while Ed BarrOAy of the YankS, Tom
YaWkey OF the Red SoX and Horace
Stoneham of the Giants favor up
ping the limit TO 20. Griffith may
swing with either platforms provid-
ing they vote with him on the night
ball question.
Spring training, because there is
no necessity TO adhere to too rigid
schedules, will come in for only a
slim pruning. Most clubs already
have made their conditioning ar
rangements. The Chicago Cubs are
going to Catalina Island, as usual.
a definite program of relief con-
tributions-both to the war emer-
gency funds and the Philadelphia
Phils-Will be necessary. Baseball
men know the game must co-ordl-
nate itself with the tremendous ma
tional job of winning the war OF
the pastime will suffer.
As for the Phils, the senior league
must help President Nugent acquire
added capitol by pool of the
/ leagues resources or the acquisition
of a commercial sponsor 1t is re-
liably reported that efforts have
been made to interest a nationa
cigar manufacturing concern il
/ their cause.
At any rate, baseball is so set t.
90 ahead for l943 and just how fal
the game is streamlined will be de
cided at Chicago
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
When
Wizards
Meet

CHICAGO, Nov. "a. (UP)
Big Tens "old' foot
ball master and its newest
coaching wizard meet for the
first time Saturday when
Ohio State entertains the Iowa Cad
cts at Columbus in a game that
the last complete program
Of the waning grid season.
The old master" is gray, thatched
Bernie Bierman who left Minnesota
after directing the Mighy Gorhers
to six championships in eight seas
ons to take over tie Cauet outfit.
His successor aS the conferences
top mentor is 34~year oid Paul
Brown. who has piloted Ohio State
to ID triumphs as against two de-
feats and a tie since he jumped
from high school ranks into the big
time a season ago.
Ohio State clinched the undisput-
ed Big Ten title by its convincing
Il to 7 triumph over Michigan last
week. but Bierman and his Sea-
hawks have the impression that
they are entitled to the unofficial
conference crown if they can down
the Bucks.
The Cadets claim for some slice
of the title glory is based on their
showing against Big Ten teams. To
date they have PLAYED and won from
four conference representatives.
Bierman's combination wned
Northwestern 20 to 12, edged Min
nesota to 6, trimmed Michigan 26
to IA and bested Indiana 26 to &
for its perfect mark against league
foes.
In grabbing the championship
Ohio State conquered Indiana, Pur-
due. Northwestern, Illinois and
Michigan. It's lone setback was by
a II to margin to Wisconsin.
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
NJ AR K E. s
l.. A. PkODECE

Los ANGELES. NOV 25 d5Pl Bunched
vegetables. Stronger. BeotS > 3 boz 1.lo-
80. fair apc. carrots s. Dry a#.-'-a 10 falr
] 1s-4aI. small l.op-l.t3. ccd CriS 40
= o0. green onions = Da. A2T-A51 fair
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squash. Suarre. White snmrarr lueS
san Diego . 5o-2. -. Imp NlY 2.73-2. -.
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= 5n. fair SOLOS. >.n. = mol -. Inn
NlN Cri> = oO-2 " yellow CiookneCk SqH
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Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
BEAzLEY SELECTED
ROOKIE OF YEAR

CHICAGO, New. "a. - (U.PD-
Johnny Beazley of the world cham
pion st. Louis Cardinals today was
selected as the rookie of the year"
by the Chicago Chapter of the
Baseball Writers association.
Beazley, the pitching hero of the
world series. will be awarded the j..
Louis Comiskey trophy at dinner
December /.
Johnny Pesky of the Boston Red
Sox finished second in the voting
and vernon Stephons of the st.
Louis Browns third.
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
By JACK CUDDY

NEW YORK, Nov. "a. CUP)-One
of the most important meetings OF
the major leagues in history opens
in Chicago Dec. l and although the
magnates face vital decisions that
may have a far-reaching effect on
the game, it's a tossup whether the
problems of the majors or the min
ors will command the most atten-
ton.
The minor leagues gather for two
DAYS after the maj jorS conclude their
three-day conclave but it's certain
that their troubles will occupy a
large portion Of the big leaguers
round-table discussions.
The minor leagues gather for two
days after the majors conclude
their three-day conclave but it's
certain that their troubles will oc-
cupy a large portion of the big
leaguers' rund-table discussions.
The bigwigs must table their
headaches until they solve minor
league difficulties involving player
and territory problems. Probably
only about 10 leagues will be in
operation next year and that poses
the riddle Of what's TO be done with
the millions Of dollars worth Of idle
players and unused franchises. The
Franchises probably will be frozen
for the duration but disposal of the
players a majority Of them
are called up by other clubS-pre-
sents the more complex problem.
MERRY-GO-ROUND
! II they are fortunate enough TO
come up with a workable solution to
| enable the minors TO run smoothly,
the major league men must take
stock of their own SituatiOn-a mer-
ry-go-round of high hurdles that
would take a diamond Einstein 10
figure out.
A radio quiz program would be a
cinch for the baseball Strategists
after they solve such controversial
IcOnundrums as transportation, play
er limits, night ball, salary limita-
tions, schedules and spring training
Ford Prick, president Of the Ma
tional league, united the transpor-
Itation and schedules knots when he
said the ma jors would 20 back tC
the three "trip ScheduleS-a move
agreed upon some time ago-to al
Ileviate the transportation problem
Frick said that tentative schedules
have been drawn up and the new
three-trip plans would effect a say
ing of 10000 passenger miles pen
person for every club in botl
leagues.
As Tor the salary limitations, base
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
Army Calls One
Of Pro Worries

DETROIT. Nov 24-fUPD-Be-
cause of the drain on college foot
ball players by the armed services,
owner Fred Mandel, Jr, of the
Ma tional LeagL2's Detroit Lions, fa-
vors postponement OF the annual
December professional draft meet
ing until next spring or summer.
First choice of the college play
ers by the last-place Lions next
month will do little to alleviate his
clubs troubles, Mandel believes,
because so many college players
are leaving the campuses for the
armed services.
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
n. !. STOCKS

NEW YORK Nov. - upl stocks
today made then seventh decline III nine
sessions on volume slightly undeG rs
terday's 632 210 shares.
Today's declines again We're widest
in the so-cailcd war ETuuus StCeI~ hHd
declines ranging 90 more than point BOO
Bethlehem Rails. which owe Then pres
eni prosperity 10 the var We"c OFF n
most instances and their average made
q neYv low since September %. Aot :.
classified in both The war and poac,
groups were down as much as point
in Chrvsler Chemicals hnd -''hst 1rti"i
setback in some Instances. Allied LOST
moro than three points while pa Panl
and Dow were up point
soft drings were bcttor with Coca Cola,
the feature. showing 20 gain oi fNU H'Ifl>
at new high Montgomery Ward also
in the peace Crnup. madc me-" ''sI
Oils were narrowly miNod. some n'i'-
ties advanced under lead ol common
wealth and southern preferred.
American Telephone caSed nearly "
pdini and other communication SI'0h.
rercded CoppcrS. airclafiS amuNcmcnie
raj equipments ana farm shares had
losses ranging 10 moro than % polni.
Kansas CITY Southern preferred 'u>i
moro than y points. Norfolk y weston
firmed despite its earnings rrnafi Ter he
fns 10 months showing net prom nl
S1l - o share against Sl6 % q share ih
thp cofrosponding period of last year.
American airlineS gained "a point IN
response to favorable report for TIE
firsi nine months OF -9i2 Eastern an
lines and Pan American alrNaNS were
SliPhilv lower. -ss.
Cold mining issues encountered n'oili-
taking and slipncd back after Their 70
cent advance. Tire stocks were n"froWiA
mixed. .5
Heaviest trading continued IN low nrlce7
shrres includng Curi'SS-NnF0l ParE','
Radio Corporation Intcrraflo Ie''-
uh0nc Curtis Puhlishino. ColunbIa GH'
Marine Midland. New York Central. and
Ere certificates -.
Dow Jones preliminary closing SIoek
,.,,.r.,ges, industrial. ia 10 off 036: Ran
~ % Off o 10 UfilitV IL 81. up bll- anu
65 Stocks. 500 off 600.
stock sales were 6.6. i90 shares com
pared with 632 30 yesterday Cnrb STOCK
ss4lcs were 126 .OS0 shares against l-'s'7'
In ihn nreNiouS session.
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
I. A. LIVESTOCK

los ANGELES. Nov 2l Up 'Fedcr-
~ state Market News.
cattle salable 5uu. GENERALLY steady.
quality larger Canncr - medium. lew
strars held 10 Il. common McNlcanS 10 -.
MEDIUM heifers II -: common to medium
cows : $40 few to 1n75, eannerS and
,.l'fpr> -a-S ii. medium To- good bulls
1O-ll. common 90 and down. good COWS
late Monday II.
Cs1yrs >alahIc 200 steady medium
a. Good yealcrs Is. .25-1a. medium to
good calVcS l1-1350-
Hogs salable 600 steady to n cents
hIehTr. bulk good To choice l90-23o lbs
14.50-1475. practical top las. few Il ~
hI,, No. loads iust arrived. anO-350 lbs.
1;-15. y good 10 choice SONS u 5o-l3.17.
sheep Salable 3Oa. M sales. late Mon
day steady medium lambs 1925; medium
10 good ewes 515
Imperial Valley press., 1942-11-24
TIE IN BOWL CONTEST

ahead of their nearest competitors
j. Harlan has IL points, Henry
Farrar, 10; E. H. Ferguson, nine,
and Max Sones, eight.
The controversial CaleXico Ell
Centro high school game was not
included in this weeks pairings be-
cause it is scheduled for Thanks
giving Day, Thursday.
Here's the works so let's shoot it.
Remember, all entries must be in
to designated places by 7:30 pm.
Friday for final deadline.