The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-21

haitian dailieS. Three chucked ik. most of them were merged out of work, the rest were exiled. The job causes more fatalities than sand- hogging Must be mighty quiet these days in Social Justices mail- ing department.
 Vox peppers have to be good to get their letters printed. TOO many professionals are crashing the dailies discussing the country's welfare. The smallies reporting the first robin didn't have a look-in A. The public has overruled the re- viewers on "The Moon Is Down.. It is buying 1t big Wonder how harsh and tin-panny your voice has to be before you can get a Job as commentator in the newsreels. Some of the femmes could saw their way out of jail with those pipes It's a snide trick to quote part of a guys remarks to make him look silly, take 1t from one who's done it .. Note to posterity: Never mind saving this column.
 It's very sad when somebody you admire falls behind the parade and keeps on selling old hat '. I can't laugh any longer at re-writes of the old "come up and see my etch- ings" wheeze. I'm retching at etch- ings Tan shoes look ousylay with too much shine and too little shine. (Thatu make the encyclo- pedia) Some of the most cele- brated correspondents gave up their foreign cavortings because they said "the adventure has gone out of Journalism" That would be a piece of news to all the American report CTS in the German, Italian and Jap prison camps If Mickey Rooney went to Q psychoanalyst to be treated for an inferiority com plex-who'd treat the doc?
 The alert in Tokyo hints that we reversed the Pearl Harbor attack We nipped Nippon nappn' The usual bleat of schools and hospitals" being hit is direct echo from Berlin. That was the yelp so often the wags began referring to Adolf's portable" hospitals A band leader said his crew was hired for Q daytime radio show to play during the commercials rest periods Your correspondent has no preference for gal to skip to a desert island with, but he could adore the one who came and got him the hell off t . Some of the Congressmen, coming up for re-election this year, on the plea of being 8 loyal servant of the people" will have a new query to answer They'll be made to tell Whose people, Bud?"
 Wonder why most editorial pages particularly some which publish this column, don't come out and ad- init they were wrong. minimizing of those that not only rejected my blast at Sen. Lundeen (tying him up with German agents) but wasted ink and paper on the editorial page to condemn us for doing that to a U. S. Senator. My, my. The big satisfaction is knowing was right and they were wrong for a change. Tee, hee The Fritz Amerikuhns should not only be de- naturalized-they should be de- loused Who are the legislators holding up passage of the bill that would raise the pay of soldiers and sailors? i. Ha, Ha Dept: The Japs can now join the other saps whc thought the oceans could protect them.
 The subversive rags-sedition edi- tions-having run afoul of Uncle Samson's daRder, are now whimper- ing. They want protection under the rights we have gone to war tc preserve. And which these same sheets have been claiming aren't worth fighting forl e.. There Is go- ing to be gin shortage when the present supply is lapped up, all the alky going into munitions. The topers who used to drink enough tc float a battleship' can now SC on the wagon and arm one <. Problem in finance. How many francs from Vichy make one Con- gressional frank? The enemy press and radio always call Us "Yan- kees," figuring 1t is an insulting epithet Yet, we put 1t in our braggingest songsI $. On the other hand, the "Japs" resent that label and you can start an epidemic oi fits in Yorkville with Hun. Aside to the Axis: Howz 1t feel tc be catching instead of pitching?
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