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The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22
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hill and Mrs. Clarence Carolan of New York City; two sisters, Miss Mary Cunningham of Naugatuck and Mrs. Frank Logan of Water bury; five grandchildren.
 The funeral vii lbe held Satur- day morning at 8:15 o'clock from the Lunny Funeral Home, 25 Central avenue, to the Sacred Heart church at g where requiem Mass will be celebrated. Burial will be in the family lot at old St. Joseph's ceme- tery. Friends may call at the fun eral home this afternoon and eve- ming and tomorrow afternoon and evening.
 McGOLDRICK = Mrs. Margaret s. McGoldrick, widow of Patrick cGoldrick, died this morning at her home, 331 North Main street, following a long illness. A native of Pottsville, Pa., she was the daugh- ter of Owen and Susan (Keough) Fitzpatrick.
 Mrs. McGoldrick spent most of her life in this city. where she was especially well known in the north end section. She was communi- cant of the church of the Immacu. late Conception.
 Mrs. McGoldrick leaves six daugh- ters, Miss Susan McGoldrick, Mrs Daniel O'Reilly, Mrs. Frederick Manley, Mrs. U. Horton Warner, all of Waterbury. Mrs. Edgar La- Roziere of Middlebury; Mrs. John Haggerty of Waterville; one sister, Mrs. Thomas McGoldrick of Potts vile, Pa; nine grandchildren, and three great-grandchildren.
 The funeral will take place on Saturday morning at 8:l5 o'clock from the Lunny funeral home, 25 Central avenue, to the church ol the Immaculate Conception at o'clock. Burial will be in the family plot at Calvary cemetery.
 Friends may call at the funera. home this evening and tomorrow afternoon and evening.
 SAM OSKA. Miss Agne; Samoska, 26, of Sylvan Lake Road Oakville, died this morning at hel home. A native of Naugatuck, Sh' was the daughter of MT. and Mrs John Samoska.
 For the past seventeen years Mis- Samoska had resided in Oakville She attended the Oakville and Wa tertown schools. She had been em ployed by her brother for two year! at Joe's Tire Shop in this city.
 Besides her parents, Miss Samos ka leaves four brothers, Joseph O Waterbury; Thomas and Albert O Oakville, and William, U. S. A. Il Arkansas; one sister, Mrs. Josept Lukosvich of Watertown.
 The funeral will take place iron her home at time to be announced
 BUSH. - John D. Bush of 153) Baldwin street died this morning a his home after a short illness. 4 native of Long Island, he was borl on March 4, 1875, the son of the lat Peter and Eliza (Schuyler) Bush
 Until his retirement MT. Bush ha' been employed as a foreman at tn Connecticut Light and Power Com pany. He was @ member of tn South Federated church, of Libert Lodge No. 123; Zindah Grotto; am Naomi Chapter, OES.
 MT, Bush leaves his wife, MrS Mabel Alice (Torrey) Bush; on sister, Mrs. A. W. Skidmore ( Lawrence, L. l.; a nephew, Johl Skidmore, also of Lawrence.
 The funeral will take place O Saturday afternoon at two o'cloc , from the Alderson Funeral Hom' 70 Central avenue. with Rev. N webb wright officiating. Burii 5 will be in old Pine Grove cemeter! Friends may call at the Funeri . Home on Friday from q to Q Ocloel
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22
WOMAN, e4, INJURED
 IN FALL AT HOME

An el-year old woman was admit. ted to Waterbury hospital today af- ter fractuTlng her left arm In q fall at her home. .
 The victim ls Mrs. F4lomena AL blnl, of 90 Summer strete. After the the fracture was reduced her cons dltion was reported good.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22
FATALLY INJURED

Waterbury, Conn, Oct. 22-(UP) Mrs. Rose Dereskevich, 67, waS injured fatally last night when she was struck by an automobile while crossing a street.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22
DR. FITZGERALD DEAD

Middletown, Conn. Oct. 2-tUPl Funeral services win be held Eatur- day for pr. William Hope Fitz. gerald, 70. founder Of the first nose and throat clinic e et. Eraneii hospital, Hartford. Dr. Fitzgerald, q native Of this city, died at Stamford lais yaaksEday,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22

FIRST OF ITS KIND
 The United States Army first used a breech- -loadinfi rife at the battle of Kings Mountain, N. O., in l760.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22
Full Weather Report

Boston. Oct. 22 (UP)-weatheR forecasts
 MASSACHUSETTS CONNECTI- CUT and RHODE ISLAND-0OOler tonight.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22

sAMOSKA-In this city, Oct. 22nd, 1922, Miss Agnes Samoska, of syl. van Lake Road, Oakville. Funeral Road, Oakville.
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BIRTH CONTROL IS
 WELL DENOUNCED

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McGOLDRICK In this city, Oct. 22nd, 1942, Mrs. Margaret McGold- rick, of 331 North Main St. Funeral Saturday morning, at 8:15 o'clock, from Lunny Funeral Home, 25 Gen. tral Ave, to Immaculate Concep- tion Church. Burial in Calvary cemetery.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22

Funeral services for Walter Jae- ger were held yesterday afternoon at the Alderson funeral home, Rev Conner R. Lewis officiating. Burial was in old Pine Grove cemetery The bearers wer Harry Gordon Richard Benson, Harvey Page. Vim cent Dixon, Ernest Krieg and Will fred Bryan.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22
MASS
DIED

CUNNINGHAM In this city, Oct. 2lst. l942, John A. Cunningham, of 22 Berkeley Court. Funeral Satur- day morning, at S:15 o'clock, from Lunny Funeral Home, 25 Central Ave, to Sacred Heart Church. Burial in Old St. Joseph's ceme- tery.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-10-22

BUsH-In this city, Oct. 22ud, 1922, John D. Bush, of 153s Baldwin St. Funeral Saturday afternoon, at 900 o'clock, from Alderson Funeral Home, 70 Central Ave. Burial in Old Pine Grove cemetery.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23

Dizzy. you sho huff can ham
mer home a truth"
But enough of these happy
recollections OF the days before
/ was defrocked, disbarred and
feathered.
80 .
Is THERE any doubt whatso-
L ever OF T4rtler's guilt or the
guilt OF his bloody-handed help
erS7
Can there be any need 10 try
him before a judge and jury to
determine, whether he is a
wrong-doer?
Does anyone doubt Hitler's
right TO stand among the all-time
criminals after Warsaw, Rotter-
dam. Lidice. Coventry and all
the others? He has already been
tried before the civilized world
and has been condemned.
The very fact that most of the
world has risen against Hitler.
taken up arms in an effort 10
destroy him and all he stands
for COR doesn't stand for is suf-
ficient proof that men every
where acknowledge his guilt.
Else why are We fighting?
Certainly the United Nations
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23

Trade Mark Registered. Copyright. Is47

prints. but damn it if it prints
one critical item.
Never go any place unless you
get the best seats, but always
expect TO get them gratis.
Be more impressed by phony
flattery than sincere rap.
II you can't get your name in
the papers for n. don't bother
doing anything nice.
Discuss fame as though you
invented it.
MAKE sure you know all the
AVA latest quips. even II you
don't know what's going on IN
the rest OF the world.
Remember that the greatest
social crime OF all Is 10 lose face.
Next TO boosting yourself. the
most important part Of your
conversation should be devoted
10 Dragging about all the biggies
you know.
BY all means act sophisticated.
even II you don't know how 10
spell the word.
Look upon honest. normal
people as saps. although you
may secretly envy them.
Always be an ardent follower
Of The Thing To Do. Frixample:
II the fad is playing gin-rummy
in joynts. do il. even II playing
cards bores you stiff.
Always be ready with an
opinion on any subject. even If
it's borrowed.
Put yourself in a position
where you can do favors. Your
celeb status is usually judged
by how many favors you can do.
Never treat anybody as a
friend. only as contact" who
can help you in your business.
Be cynical about everything.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23

NY heart IL Ike n singing bird,
Whose nest is IN a Watered
shoot;
My heart ~ like an apple tree
Whose boughs are bent 10Th
thick-set fruit;
nv heart is like rdinboW shell
Thnt paddles the haicyon sea
Ny heart is giadder than all
these
Because my lore is come TO me.
Christina Rossetti.
my Girl Friend says the above
is her favorite poem.--EVD)
low would you like 10 get SO
- miles or gallon of gaso-
line? That's what one r. j.
Greenfelds OF Boston is said 10
have done with a popular priced
1887 car.
usually get is miles a gallon.
Most l ever got was Is. I'll
have to have talk with Green
fields and also take a look at his
carburetor.
"Hedy LAMAR goes native In
her next picture" states a con-
temporary.
It's q mistake. Miss Lamar
is a young matron type and
should be playing in comedies
and dramas of married life.
THE average woman grows IS
l. yards OF hair in her lifetime.
according TO the hair growing
statisticians.
If that is true the young
women of Manhattan must be
having plenty of their browning
glory sheared off. these days.
Never saw so many closely
clipped female domes before.
l like a girl with long hair.
But / suppose long hair doesn't
go with this years hats or some
thing.
Are you resident Of Chi
cago? Do you want your next
offspring to be boy?
If so, arrange to have your
next blessed event occur in the
winter. In Chi~cgo most boys
are born in the winter; most
girls in the spring.
SSWISS Press Defies Nazi
~ Threats"
That's a headline that glad
dens the hearts of newspaper
men the world over. The Nazis
accused the Swiss newspapers Of
picking on Germany. A news
paper in Zurich replied editori-
ally as follows:
THE Swiss press has only told
some bitter truths about Ger
many that may have disagree
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
The Brighter Side .

COME of my lady readers seem
~ to be laboring under a slight
misapprehension with reference
TO my remarks in this column
about the drafting of the Is
year-old boys. They seem 10
think l not only advocate this
drafting but thought the whole
thing up.
Now the truth Of the matter
is I just told the folks what is
going TO happen. 1 just told
them that after the elections
this fall the draft limit will be
lowered to take in the kids.
/ said / deplored the situation
but that it was going to happen
and / now repeat that il is
going to happen. L have moth
ing to do with it and / hope and
trust the girls will bear this
fact in mind when they take
pen in hand.
The military authorities con-
fronted by the probability of
having to raise an army of be-
tween $4,000. 900 and 10000. 900
men TO fight a war that may
continue five or six years are
finding that the present reser-
voir provided by the draft is
physically inadequate.
1t seems that the gag if you
are merely breathing they will
take you does not actually
apply and that reflections for
high blood pressure. ulcers and
other physical defects are in
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
Girl Friends
FavOrite

are girls who spell IL Gilmore.
Eleanore. Eleonor and Eleonore.
Maybe you think / talk too
much about this name spelling.
Mister, if you had the grief
have had as a rlewspaperman
from squawks from people that
their names haven't been spelled
correctly. perhaps you would be
rabid on the subject, too.
NJ / WRONG or doeSn 7 the
"A carrying of large hand
bag by a small woman make her
look a little foolish. Shouldn't
the hats. handbags. etc. of cute.
little tricks be in proportion TO
the size of the wearer or car
rier?
Said Daphne Drake:
Beware of the woman who
kisses you on both cheeks: II In
too much for friendship: too
little for love-"
Detroiter mentions Maurice
and Dolores as names that
rhyme" They don't seem to
rhyme to me. Perhaps, / don't
know how to pronounce them.
MOTE the cinema star Lillian
~ Harvey referred TO as Lii
Ian Harvey" Miss Harvey Is a
one L Lillian. In fact, she is the
only really famous one l. Lillian
we have right now.
Paused in composing this pill
lar of deathless prose while I
put on my hat and looked into
a mirror.
/ wanted to see which way I
titled il as Bostonian stated
that investigation proved 54 per
cent of men tilt their hat TO
the right, 30 per cent wear ii
straight. Is per cent tilt to the
left. 1 tilt to the right.
FRANCES DONELON. maya
Il zine cover girl. She is 5
feet 10h inches tall. Once won
a prize as "a typical American
girl" Miss Donelon is beauti-
full young woman, but it can
hardly be said one of her height
is "a typical American girl"
The typical American girl is
about 5 feet 6la inches tall.
Myron Selznick. Eminent
Hollywoodian. Mr.. Selznick is
the possessor of much worldly
goods and it once more proves
the possibility of the truth Of
the saying them that has gifts"
when we consider that he
bought a horse named Can't
Wait for S1.050 and in a few
years the noble animal earned
for him S115.000!
Copyright. 1s42. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
The On|ooker

MY mind (which I have nick
A'l named Mills of the Gods"
because. II grinds SO slowly has
been at work some days now on
the proposal that Hitler and his
fellow Axis scoundrels he tried
for their crimes after the war.
My mind has made up its mind.
II decided today that such a
trial would be as hollow as
Tommy Manville's II do" as USE
less as a silent alarm clock and
about as necessary as bicarbon-
ate OF soda in a kindergarten.
THE general purpose of a trial.
L as / used 10 tell my classes
when / was dean of Harvard
Jaw School. is TO establish either
he innocence or guilt Of the
accused.
II any Of you who are reading
this studied law under me at
Harvard you will recall Dean
McLemore DIZZY Dean McLe-
more. as I was affectionately
known hammering home this
truth.
AS Doctor Eliot. himself. once
said to me as he peered around
his five-foot bookshelf:
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
Why Try Hitler?
Ais Decided

leaders aren't asking men 10 lay
down their lives in battle against
man unless they feel that he
Is so desperate that he must be
done away with.
IF a TRIAL of Hitler and his
Il accomplices is held. il will pre-
sent many a problem.
To begin with. where would
his defense counsel come from?
Who would take that job
You could scout the earth and
all its ends without finding a
man so base that he would stand
before the world and offer a
justification for what the Axis
leaders have done.
And. even if such a man ap-
peared, the next step would be
ito put him in the dock along
with the other prisoners and try
him at the same time.
The selection of a jury would
be a bit difficult. too.
Juries are supposed TO be
composed of unbiased men. men
willing 10 listen to both sides
and then render a verdict with
out fear or favor.
II would be quite task 10
find II civilized men who
wouldn't meet before the first
"Oyez! oyez!" was oyezed by the
bailiff and. while hanging up
their hats, vote 10 give the
works. the full works and
nothing but the works to Hitler.
Mussolini, Togo. Himmler, Quis-
ling and all the others.
And what about the business
Of swearing 10 tell the truth +?
What judge and jury could keep
from yelling liar" when the
likes Of Goebbels stepped on the
witness stand and repeated the
oath?
II would be the same as
having a mouse swear he
wouldn't touch the cheese il
allowed 10 spend the night in
the icebox.
II A court must meet after the
war TO deliberate on matters
concerning Hitler and his hood
lums. let IL deliberate on the
proper punishment for them.
They shouldn't get off with
exile TO a castle and firewood
chopping rights, as an earlier
warmonger did.
Some wise body OF men should
concoct a really fitting punish
ment.
II can't be any of the stand
ard brands of punishment. They
are too easy and quick.
Theirs must be a punishment
that. rolled into one. combines
all the physical suffering. all the
heartaches. all the tortures of
the mind, that they inflicted on
the h elpless peoples Of the
world.
What Is 1T
I don't know. but what I
wouldn't give 10 be included in
the group that finally decides
what il will be!
Distributed BY Mcknight Syndicate, Inc,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
Rushes Out
Of Hot Water

on the middle-aged fellows In
the marines that I encountered
at San Diego long ago. appar-
emily thinking I was arguing
that these chaps demonstrated
the complete adaptability of
men in their middle years for
the business of war.
What I said was that they
were perhaps the exceptions that
prove the rule that old guys cam
not stand up under the training.
/ wish my readers would peruse
my essays backwards as well as
forwards before they begin writ
ing letters.
7 STATED specifically that
Il those old guys all said they
were no match physically for the
youngsters, and every middle
aged man in uniform / have met
who has been through actual
training for the marines. the
army or the navy, says the same
thing.
They get through mainly on
sheer will power. Their spirit Is
just as bright as that of youth.
but they admit that the flesh is
not all II should be.
There are exceptions. of course
plenty of the m-but again
they just prove the rule.
"Old men for counsel, young
men for war" is about as true
as any of our adages.
Copyright. is47, by King Features
Distributed by International News Services
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
Always Hurry
Doing Nothing

II gives people the impression
that you are shrewd.
TELL everybody about the
glamorous life you lead. al
though your life may be about
as glamorous as a prune.
As soon as you know an inn
portant person a few minutes,
start calling him by his first
name.
Judge your success by how
many people know you, not by
how many people like you.
Worry about the faults the
spotlight shows up. but worry
more when the spotlight swings
away from you.
Be very ambitious and don't
care whom you have 10 step on
10 realize your ambition.
No matter how much you
have. be envious OF the fellow at
the next table who has more.
Make nasty cracks about your
friends, but be completely sur
prised when you discover they're
doing the same thing to you.
NEVER be sincere. II will give
~ the people around you the
impression that you are a dope.
Have the idea it's more inn
portant 10 be acquainted with
the so-called right people than
have The friendship of a few
ordinary persons.
No matter what you have 10
do to make an impression on
others, do il. even If il means
cutting off your family without
a cent.
Make sure you have the right
enemies. They're just AS i'm
portant 10 a celeb as having
the right friends.
DISPLAY thick skin and
~ strong stomach in order 10
weather all the foul blows you'll
have To take.
Never be yourself. Always act
like you think celeb should act.
Accept the fact that most of
the compliments you receive are
lnsincere. but never stop trying
10 get them.
Be ready 10 give an interview
on any subject. Whether you
know anything about il is be-
side the point. All interviews
read silly.
When you arrive in the Big
Town. never fail 10 be photo
graphed getting off the train.
Get the reputation of being a
wit. A wisecracker stands a bet
ter chance Of survival in the
spotlight than an intellectual.
The first thing you must do
when you pick up a paper is
look for your name in IL.
Copyright BY Daily Mirror. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
Better Health
by Dr. Logan CIendening

IRON the number OF letters
I receive on the subject I
gather that there are at least
two schools of thought on the
subject of gray hair.
There are those who hate the
idea of having the hair turn
and will do anything to pre-
vent il.
And there are those who are
rather proud of il and think
appearance is improved and are
willing to let things alone.
The group that does not want
gray hair has been much en-
couraged by the reports which
have been coming out during
the last few years about the
discovery of a vitamin which
prevents CRAVING of hair.
Unfortunately for them this
report was premature.
II was the report on a labora-
tory experiment which dealt
with rats
I HAVE seen the animals and
Il can testify that there is no
doubt that removal of the
vitamin from the diet results
in a wide streak of gray down
their backs.
But the applicability OF the
experiment to humans did not
work out.
Those who try 10 translate
laboratory experiments in vita
minis from the laboratory TO
daily life of human beings do
not realize the tremendous diff
ficulties of constructing a diet
with a certain vitamin out Of it.
Nearly all the common foods
contain one or more vitamins.
In order to remove the hair
graying factor from a diet you
have TO leave off most of the
vegetables. fruits. milk. egg, but
ter. nuts. bread, meats, to name
just a few.
What the experimenter really
does is to take foods and process
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
by Damon RunyOn

creasing as the older fellows
arrive at the examination sta
tons.
HENCE the authorities will
III have TO look into the lower
age brackets TO make up the
deficit. because obviously they
are not likely to find any i'm
provement by going higher.
The married men without
children may supply some mate
rial but in the last analysis /
fear it will be the kids who will
have to take up the slack. The
authorities say they see no other
way out.
However. / think that when
they get to the youngsters they
will not be used Immediately for
combat purposes, unless some
grave emergency that do not
foresee arises. / think they will
be put to long training in home
camps, perhaps for a year or
more. and taking over duties
that would release the classes
ahead of them for the various
fronts.
That is not a promise. II is
just an opinion. But. of course.
/ realize that If our combat di-
visions become hard pressed for
requirements the youngsterswill
have to be rushed in regardless
of any other considerations.
Some veterans of World War l
have misconstrued my comments
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-23
On Broadway
HoU to Be Mistaken
For a Celebrity

"A LWAYS be in a hurry, even
II If you have no place to go.
Make your private life public
~property.
Hire press agent and bawl
him out IL he cant get your
name among the front page war
events.
BE sure your library consists
your scrapbook.
DO anything to attract atten-
ton, even If it means acting
normal.
Attend all the first nights but
arrive late so everybody can
notice your entrance.
No matter how excited YOU
are. never show il in public. A
careless air of boredom is the
correct attitude.
Never fail TO discuss your
career as IL the future of civiliza-
ton depended on il.
No matter how silly il seems.
develop some kind of eccentricity
its bound TO make talk.
Anything you do to keep your
name in circulation is worth
while. even IL it is mentioned
only in whispers.
NEVER be without some stooge
~ who will continually pat
your ego.
Frequent all the best amuse-
ment places. but always sit there
accompanied by a worried ex-
preston.
Never stick to a friend who
can't do you favor. Put up a
big front. no matter how many
people you have 10 stab in the
back.
Make an art Of entering
joynt. Maximum attention must
be garnered at all times.
Talk big-there are bound 10
be a few people who will be-
lieve you.
- Never admit your career can
|iffer defeat. II you do get a
Uketback, blame il on the breaks.
Expect every headwaiter to greet
you like a long lost treasure.
Even If you don't have stomach
trouble, complain about il. It's a
celebrity's occupational disease.
DE NICE TO fellow celebs until
- they turn their backs.
Always have somebody who
will laugh at your quips, no mat
ter how poor they are.
Take one drink too many and
behave like a fool in a public
place.
Insist that you enjoy privacy.
but complain il you don't get
enough publicity.
Don't bother TO thank a news
paper for the nice things it