Evening star., 1942-07-09

Henr, MeLenors. day when 1t
comes time for the Government TO
pay of.
What are you going to 90 with
your dough in 1852?
Sure, you'll be 10 years older. but
listen, brother, no matter how they
knock 1t, that money Is . power
full rejuvenator Once you shove
those bonds through the bank win
dow and they start showing those
greenbacks back at you, you'll throw
away your cane, stomp on your
bifocals and be ready for action.
What you do with your War bond
money in 1882 in your business. You
can buy yourself ton of sugar and
sift it through your fingers like q
miser does his pennies. Or, you can
buy yourself four white-wall tires
and roll them around the block
at breakneck speed. Or, you can
add an extra room to your house
to care for the grandchildren your
soldier sons visit to AUSTRALIA
brought you.
But that's not for US.
We are going to spend our bond
money on tours.
The airplane and steamship COM
panies will have hundred Of them.
We can already see their
brochures, outlining itinerary and
cost.
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Here Is = sample:
"All expense tour Historic
United States points .. $l25, In
cluding hotels, meals, tips e.
Monday, visit the original head
quarters of America First Com
naittee, where 1t was first said that
this country could never be at
tackled by any foreign power =.
Tuesday, visit Washington and
listen to recorded roll call Of lesis-
lators who voted against extension
Of draft in 1s41 Wednesday.
visit to Yellowstone Park, where
Old 1ckes formerly Old Faithful
eeyser) spouts OF every hour
Thursday, visit to one Of many
ports where for years oil, gasoline
and scrap iron were shipped to
Japan"
Here Is another sample: Nov Il
the time to see Europe .. $725. ).
Six days ON an ocean cleared oi
Axis submarines and mines.
Land in Hamburg, site Of the RAFl
greatest show Of power. Sex
Hitler's tomb. Visit spot where
Goebbels was shot. Plant . weed
on Quisling's grave. .. Visit Lidice
the little Czech town that has beer
rebuilt and is one of the model towns
of the world. Stay at the Roose-
velt Hotel or the Ye Old Churchill
Inn in Berlin. formerly the Kaiser.
hof and the Adlon."
But these are not for US, attrac.
tive as they are. We're trying tc
buy more and more war bonds *
that we'll be able to afford the trir
to Japan in 1852.
Imagine the thrill Of riding down,
Doolittle avenue in Toxic, on yo,n
way to the Macarthur Hotel.
What could be sweeter than Il
drop into the bar Of the Hotel Mac.
Arthur and order q Remember Pear
Harbor cocktail and have 1t served
to you by . Japanese who does ant
always will?
What could be more gratifying
than to stop In the restaurant ane
order chicken O'Hare, or. wher
asked how you wanted your steal
done, to answer the slant-eyet
waiter with Just make mine Mid
way, If you don't mind"
Yes, it's nice to know that wher
you buy the bonds today, YOU'RE
building up to . tremendous salts
faction 10 years from now.
II any OF you people are interested
in the Toxic trip, let us know ans
we'll plan to 60 on the same boat
Maybe by paying little extra VI
can have Hirohito haul our rick
shaw.
Don't tell me 1t wouldn't be mic,
to say, "Giddy-ap, you son o
heaven. Whoa! you ancestor-riddel
jerk!"
So, keep buying those bonds.
When we 90 to those third-clas
countries after the war, let's g.
first class.
Distributed By McNauEht syndicate. Me.)