The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-02-04
Walter WinchelI
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 Broadway Theater Directory "Angel Street" (The Golden The aterD Jason" CThe hit about critic the critics denounced .. {. Banjo Eyes" ,Veddie. V-Eddie Good Best Foot Forward" (Will give you a kick) "Blithe Spirit" (Design for Non-Living) .. |. Brooklyn U. s. A." GA Killa Dilla) ... High Kickers" GA JesseluluD "Claudia" Gittle Miss Muff ID Junior Miss" (At the Lyce- um-yum) Lady in the Dark" GA Rolling Hart Gathers No Moss) Lets Face It" GA Danny Kaye-o Life With Father" (Ha-Hat Stuff) "Porgy and Bess" Porgy and Best) :. Sons O'Fun" (The Better Ole-and Chic) .. Arsenic and Old Lace" (Two Girls on Hearse) Cafe Crown" (Mr. Mefoofsky Goes to Town).
 Frankie flyers amuses the Club IS crowds with the one about the little kid on bike, who was show ing off in front of mother. First he drove by the house with feet off pedals and said: Look, Nom, no feet" The next time around the block he yelled: Hey. Nom, look! No feet ard no hands!" :. The third time around the block he groaned: Hey, Nom, look! No teethl"
 A night club comic was told to remove certain gags from his act He complained that they had clicked in Chicago .. The boss ad- vised him lots of quips were a mat ter of locality What goes in Chicago" said the boss, Hops here, etc" The ham insisted that geography didn't matter-a gag was ,he same anywhere "Yeah?" 7eah'd the employer. DO you think you can make people in Alaska augh at red flannel underwear"
 A New Yorker, who lives in eel lars, vert to the country The first 5 a. m. he was reused by flock of twittering birds. He didn't like the way they "sent'-all licks, not much melody He went to the window and yelled: "If you birds expect to sing on the big time, toss out those Ben Bernie arrange mentSW
 From Ken Kings "Joe and As bcstos" strip in the Sunday Mirror: "Hialeah Race Track: Your War Benefit Day, on President Roose- velt's Birthday, when four great in- stitutions shared equally in Hialeah's War Benefit fund, was grand Gesture. However, the American Red Cross, Army Relief, Navy Re- lief and Infanile Paralysis Founda- ton (which are sharing the Bene- fit) are worthy of Individual Days one day for each institution! We suggest that all tracks next Sum- 1ner donate one days receipts each ' week to some worthy Benefit"
 That's what you call Horse Sense not Horse-Ftathers.
 A bored gal decided to see if her Milquetoast had any git She got rid of her parents, received the cluck in the dimly lit parlor and sent out for a jug of rum for him Lets make a reckless night of it." she suggested "Goody, , he panzed, Tets drink enough to feel irresponsible-then we'll hiss the Quiz Kids!"
 Jimmy Dorsey's slogan: Let's Give the Axis the Bonds Rush!,
 Dorsey's recording of T Said No" is the new Juke-of-the-Month
 FDR is certainly hitting on all sixty Have you noticed how the war has affected broadcasting? All Jap valets and houseboys Tn radio scripts are now naturanzeo Filipino citizens Whats pe- come of the Bill in Congress that would give soldiers a $5 ralse-the best "V" sign of them all .... Sug- gestion to Sweethearts: When send- ing Valentines this Feb. 14-to the boys at camp and ill war sectors spell it Valiantines {. Mrs. Will lard, the mother of hero Alexander Nininger, Jr. (posthumously awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor) is cashier of the Lincoln Hotel Cof- fee shop. She sends word to the column she will not claim the medal.
 Sam Wood, the Hollywood direc- tor tells about the German haus- frau who was enumerating for a