The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-06-10
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pulling Well, one day soon Happy Felton leaves town for the coast Where he will head the cast as star comedian at Earl Car roil'sl
 BigtOwn SmaIltalk: David Sarn- off, the RCA chief, becomes a Colonel in the army any moment The National A. A. U, cham picnships at Randall's Island on the 20th will provide a fat check to Army Relief. No promotion fees, salaries, etc. Ever,eoody working gratiS-the way 1t should be The toast: Here's to the Japanese Navy-Bottoms Upl" will be heard in Columbia's submarine Raider" George Abbott signed Jere McMahon, the LaNHartiniuue dancer, right after his debut there the other ngiht Buddy Clarke, the Park Central maestro, thought he'd outSmart the gas ruling. He bought @ midget car, and then learned 1t didn't hold three gal- Ions Correction: We had an item about a Sand Street brawl be- tween 8 press agent and an actor. What actually happened was this: The first led with an ugly word. The other countered with a threat and both fell exhausted,
 Manhattan Murals: The stage door Janies waiting for their chorus boy friends outside the Shubert the. ater ,. The bum in front of the St. Moritz at 1:45 this morning being told to move-on-and yelling back: T gotta goil in there-and I love herl" The bearded char acter who parades the midtown sec- tor in shorts--and wears a sign saying: Fresh Air Keeps You Young" The sunken gardens of Radio City-now an outdoor sip- pery :. The entire city dimmed- out, except for beacon which can be seen for miles at sea. It's atop The Seamen's Institute on South Street--an institute, ironically, for the welfare of men at sea"!
 SOunds-fn-the- Night: In the La- tin Quarter: "7e bought her a reading lamp and now she's gotta buy & book" At the Village Barn: "His favorite game is Tic- Tackle-Toe" At the Riviera: :: Tn love? They're closer than a Broadwayite's book ends" At Spivy's: She's been tilted so much they're calling her a Cleopatsy" At the Stork: "A good line is the shortest distance between two dates" At the Endure: "I'd like to put him in his place -only haven't a shovel" :. At the Hickory House: Tt was regular America First banquet. You know-soup to nuts"
 Show Business Alphabetically (By George M. Cohan in l908) A stands for Albany, good for one night. B stands for Boston, for two weeks alright. C-for Chicago, big money-no yapS. D stands for Dem ver-break even, perhaps. E stands for Evansville, Sunday night stand. F is for Frisco-you must have a band. G for Grand Rapids-for Ten, Twent and Thirts. H is for Holyoke ke-flops lose their shirts. I Indianapolis fills in on the tour. J stands for Johnston-capacity sure. K-Kansas City-big coin for the West. L-Louisville-just one night at its best. M-Minneapolis --as good as St. Paul. N for New York the jay town of them all. o for Oswego, they always come late. P is for Pittsburgh and PhilIy, both great. o is for Quebec-gross three eighty-nine. R is for Rochester s. R. O. sign. s for St. Louis for big shows o. K. T for Toledo aint' played it.. can't say. U is for Utica, taking a chance. V is for Vicksburg, sold out in advance. W Washing gton-always a doubt. x is for Xenia, get in and get out. Y is for Youngstown, the management cheap. 2 Is for Evansville, you'll stand 'em ten deep In the 26 letters the alphabet's got-not one stands for Providence, none in the lot. I wouldn't insult the proud Capital "P". I can't stand for Prov and 1t can't stand for me Co., hans pecve then against his home town was over a review of his show ("Little Johnny JonesC in the Providence Journal, which accused him of playing on the patriotic capabilities of the public" Co., han vowed he'd even things with Providence for that pan-and 1t was ten solid years before he played it