The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-01-28

clever comedian, and pal were ankling along Fifth Avenue As they passed St. Thomas church, Fay tipped his hat :. St. Thomas is a Protestant house of worship and Fay is devout Catholic .. His companion, also a Catholic, said: Why did you tip your hat. Frank? That was Protestant church!" |. What's the difference whether it's Protestant, Jewish or Catholic, said Fay, "So long as Gods in there?"
 New YOrchids: Tt May Not Be Love--But It's Lovely" from the Chas. Barnes-Midge Fielding Yer sailles show score =. Joe E. Lewis and those lockers at the Copacabana .. .. The Jessels at Fefes Joan Davis verbal sparring with J. Barry more on the Vallee program-a funny guy, Joan . . Cabot and Dresden at the Hurricane. They won star billing the second night !. June Bentley's appealing way of rendering torchant at the Vil- lage Barn Barnee's Orchestra at the Shoreham, Washington The St. Moritz cuisine The ex- citing melodrama hit at the Strand, "All Through the Night.
 New York Novelette,: He was sit ting in his own night club the other evening, and the gal at his side Cor a change) happened to be his wife . . One of the joynt's newer hired hands pulled horrible blunder He came over and told him that Miss Soandso was on the phone and wanted to speak with him ]. Miss Soandso being his current blonde '. As his wife looked at him quizzi- cally, he replied without batting an orb: "Tell her to report for re- hearsal at three tomorrow" . The new employe, being unaccus- toned to the ways of Broadway sin- ners, told her that! In the meantime MT Boss forgot all about it and wasn't even there when she showed up next day and told the dance director what the boss told her 7. Well, she's in the show and she isn't bad .. But Our Hero has to sit and look at her fearfully every performance--hoping the wife won't find out. He can't tell the gal to get out, because she says she didn't know he had wife when he made eyes at her and she threat ems to start rumpus or something if he dares to give her the air, etc .. AND YOU THINK YOU GOT TROUBLES!!!!
 Sounds in the Night: At Clut Midnight: She's as wellbred as a | veal outlet" In The Wedge wood Room: He worships the ground she staggers on" At The Beachcomber: "Sne's nutz about him because he's got a heart as biz as his income" V. At Village Van guard: "She doesn't drink lkker-- she guzzles it' At Gay Blades Tt looks like Goebbels oughta cal his stuff flopaganda" At Ruby Foo's: "Oh, he's a meek sort of /: fellow. Sounds like he looks likt critic J. Brooks Atkinson. of thu N. Y. Times :. At Reuben's He's too good for matinees-th tha bum oughta be put on evenings" Tn the Stork: Waiter, bring me ; scotchnsoda, and claw-sharpene for the lady" .. In the MayfloWe foyer: He's an officer and a gentle man by an act of Congress"
 At Endure: T was never a pal o his - so why does he hate me-?
 Tn La Martinique: She's tn, kind of girl jewels love to wear.
 Broadway Small Talk: Collier is doing all it can to keep Quentir Reynolds locked up in his suite un' til he finishes his pieces on his Flu ropean visits The gal on Pic! front cover is Norma Gilchrist, wht is burning over the caption Mode Mother" Overheard at tht Strand Billiard Academy: How car there be rubber shortage with al the heels on Broadway" II 1888, Clark Gable in "Test Pilot saved Myrna Loy by pulling her ou of burning plane ... Peter Arno the man-about- town, is the mar about-Sue Bosley One of tht grandest dance teams-The Barrys- bow tonight at the Persian room 1T the Plaza. Recently a click a Versailles Buddy Clarke, thu Park Central leader, met Joe Frisco the wit on Broadway in freezing weather without a hat or coat :. l An1, Nio toned Buddy. "Where's your over coat?" "It ran outta the money in the Fifth at Hialeah yestiddy! was the reply.
 Broadway Wiseguy: The Girl witf l a Lot of Curves Has to Be Carefu