Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1942-01-29

dignity side by side for their God.
And when final victory comes, 1T
will be the job of the diplomats not
only to bring peace to nations-but
peace to men.
For the Common People of the
world are awake. Their enemy is
out in the open. 1t is not a man.
1t is a creed. They know there is
nothing to hate-but HATE!
Innocent Bystander:
Judge Joseph Guthrie, of Kansas
City, tells the one about the show
that came to town and was pretty
bad. The audience almost to man
groaned and grumbled most OF the
evening.
Except, that is, one spectator, who
just kept staring at the stage. His
neighbor who kept growing, "This is
awful finally turned to him and
said: "You haven't had anything to
say-what do you think about it?"
81 am here on free seat" was
the dry reply, ''but if this thing gets
any worse-I am going to buy
ticket and raise hell"
Old razor blades are being collect
ed to supply steel for tanks.
Don't forget. No blade is too dull
to cut Hitler's throat.
Jessie Royce Lands, star of
"Papa Is ALL" the Theatre Guild
comedy about the Pennsylvania
Dutch, had to spend great deal OF
time around Lancaster learning dia-
lect, customs, etc. She passes along
this legend, typical of the people
there. To appreciate it even more,
she says the Dutch rarely keep mon
ey in banks. They usually hide it
around the house or in the barn.
Anyway, this concerns an elderly
pair who arrived at real estate
office before April 1-"Settlement
Day. for the Dutch. They were
buying a farm, the price of which
was $4,000.
Papa brought forth huge stock
ing packed with folding money and
patiently counted it.
cit only comes to $4,000, Mama, "
he said unhappily. what hap
pened?"
81 guess" Mama said blandly,
1--WE must have brought the wrong
stocking"
How courteous is the Japanese!
He always says, excuse me
please"
He climbs into his neighbours garden
And smiles and says, II beg youl
pardon"
He bows and grins a friendly grin
And calls his hungry family in;
He grins and bows friendly bow
$50 sorry, this MY garden now
Ogden Nash, March, 1888.
All the Axis citizens are Aryan
$ now. Hitler issued an order admit
ting the Italians and the Japs t
membership. A British soldier il
Libya, a dress designer in privat
life, was little confused by al
this. The other day his sergean
sent him on patrol duty.
"The captain" he instructed
wants you to catch him an Arya
prisoner.
"Veriwell,'' said the private
"Bleached, olive or snuff-colored?
While negotiations were going o
between Japan and the U. S.-du
ing the Observation-Disclosures pr
sented this plan: Why could not tn
two nations peacefully divide tt
: Pacific?
= Secretary Hull smiled agreeabl,
Encouraged, the Japanazi continues
(Which part would you want-tf
! north or south?'
l Mr.. Hull is supposed to have r
. piled: GAS long as we are dividir
$ the Pacific, We'll take the top; ar
YOU take the bottom"
}. Over at the new Club 18l, the
o were talking about the magazil
: writer who disappeared for week
a "Wonder where he is" somebot
:. said.
g ooh, he's very busy" explain
l. Winchell fan, "blowing up a r
l. NOR and two untruths-into fu
e length article for his mag"
s The harsh reviews on Johnny
S Spot" revealed there were tN
l. MacArthurs under bombardment
o the General and Helen Hayes Cha
lie, the author.