The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-04-02
MIKE
SEE:

Barkkley, TaXeS. ION Is geC-
ting the paper on account OF
his folks buying a BeautyreSt
mattress. There I go again, tai
kim Beautyrest mattress. You
knoe las week a ladie in Wolf
or sumplace had a touch OF
newmonia so she got herself a
good hot drink and jumped into
bed which had a Beautyrest
mattress and she got up in
about three hours. She was OK
only she was stued. Beautyrest
Mattresses are not guaranteed
to keep you sober but they are
guaranteed to make you a beau
ty, that is if you amt a beauty
already. Myself I don't see why
all wimmin don't sleep on a
Beautyrest Mattress because
they all like to be purity, and
me for purity wimmin.
It's shure funny when Hardin
plays basketball and it looks like
we have a winning team how
most people go goo goo about
EN- but when three kids, Henry
and his brother Conrad, and
Jimmy Rogers win State Boxing
champions nobody pays too
much attenshun. There is 8 kids
that otta git a heckofa big hand
no coachin or nuthin only what
they call CUTS and nerve. You'o
think that some club wood kin
da give the three kids a pat on
the back and invite them to a
lunch and makem feel that we
were interested. And another
thing who paid there expenses?
Nobody but the kids themselves.
They didn't even have a bus to
take 'em or a chaperon to watch
them so that wimmin don't
vamp 'em. Them kids just got
ia take it on the chin and like
it. I'm for 'em anyway. Champs
or no champs. Then again in
fightin' there amt no feedin'
the ball to one guy so that he
gifts all of the glory no stree
each guy punches his own way
to glory.
Gee, I see where Jack B. Con-
ners is in the navy too. Jack is
at Great Lakes Naval Service
school at Great Lakes, III. His
folks really miss him but are
shure glad to have him doin his
share. Talkin' about Jack dom
his share, va otta see how the
farmers and ranchers are bring
ing in the iron. ALI you have to
do is give the guys a little nice
weather and we will have enuff
iron on hand to blow Hirohito
off the map. Yep if you have
eny iron on hand lets get it in.
You knoe 1 ton of scrap iron
will get you a 9 x IL Gold Seal
rug, a go Id. green hide will git
baby a hi chair. and its about
time you was gittin 'em one, S
old eve pelts full wooded will
git baby a bed and mattress to
fit. This trading in scrap for
new and used furniture is a
swell break for lots of people,
and if you don't wanna trade
we will pay you cash. If some of
you ranchers and farmers amt
been in our place you don't
knoe what you are missing, once
you come in you are a steady
customer jus like everyone else
that starts with us. You can
come in and visit, look around
and if you should wanna buy
anything you will not be hi
pressured into buying. These hi
pressure guys git under my skin.
How about you.
Gee minee the big Easter par
AIDE is gonna be on in Hardin
Sunday. All of the churches will
be filled to capacity, and every
one will hafta see what every
one is wearing. Boy, oh boy, this
IS a break for me too, because
when I look over the purity gerls
and ladies on Easter my wife
amt gonna say nuthin. She says
that I always notice the VIM
min when they git permanent
waves, new socks, dresses and
everything. but when she gifts all
dolled up all I notice is the
price. I wonder if all guys are
like that. when my wife looks
purity I notice her too only ]
don't tell her).
Calling Mrs. Elizabeth Scally
Calling Elizabeth Scally, are you
listening, Mrs. Scally? The sub
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Mrs M sca i c ense't ig. N Mrs. rols Seal i
ly bought a beautyrest Mattress
and she says its the best there
Did YOU ever knoe that a mar
or 2 in Hardin has or had tx
pay overTtTen Thousand dollar!