The daily monitor leader. [volume] (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1942-19??, 1942-04-08
TheRambGng Reporter

/ and by Levi Yerkes, the barber
and sportsman. Asked to indi-
cate whether the first, second
third or fourth kiss was his
Wife's, Cady erred badly.
He picked the third kiss.
Yup, you've guessed it-he
preferred Lewis lips, made
tender for the occasion through
the generous use of lipStick.
IT'S said the boys will let well
enough alone; they plan no
repeat performance,
THE LADIES ERR
The Rotarians tried something
similar at their recent ladies
night Five men we're placed be-
hind a screen which covered eV-
erything but their legs from the
knees down. Each wife was the7
asked to identify her hubby by
examining his knees.
After careful scrutiny, four
of five wives failed miserably.
The fifth succeeded only be-
cause her husbands legs were
still tanned from recent
Florida trip. Another stunt re-
suited in barriSter Bill Kelly
eating half hot dog in whic..
soft wood had been substitute
ed for the wiener.
Some folks say the Rotarians
are a staid bunch but the evil
dence-partiCularly at the ladies
night entertainments - fails -
sustain this conclusion. On the
contrary, Rotary parties are al
most always the best in town
NEWS FROM ROSCOE
Lieut.. scoe HeCkaman,
former manager of the Good
year retail outlet here, has
been named to serve as Post
Theatre Officer at Fort Sheri-
dan, Ill. Lieut.. Roscoe also is
Assistant Exchange officer.
Few of you know that Roscoe
and his brother once operated a
string Of service stations in
northern Indiana under the firm
name Of Heck & Heck. The firm
maintained its headquarters first
at Plymouth, Ind, later at South
Bend before the brothers soil
out.
NO FREAK BETS
The election came and went
without any of those freak
bets whereby the loser either
rides the winner around the
courthouse in a wheelbarrOw
or pushes a peanut down the
Clinton ''ithOut benefit or W.
ter wings.
The election proved costly,
however, to Warren Township
Police Chief Bill Romano and to
one OF his assistants, Fred Nal
eta. Those in the know say Bill
bet seven dinners, Fred five that
Supervisor Earl Tallman's mar
gin of victory over w i'll i a m
Strich would be more than 500
votes. The actual difference was
$50 votes.
RAMBLING AROUND
Met DR.. Robert BannOw,
son of the post master, enter
ing the Western Union office
yesterday go. He returns in a
few days to San Francisco
where he will minister to the
sick in shipbuiIding plant
working exclusively on Navy
contracts -. Bob's surprising
meeting wit Lieut. Malcolm
Moore a b GARD an eaSt-weSt
train was reported in a recent
column -.
Ralph Skipper" Aldrich, the
veteran reporter, completed a
300-page non-fiction piece in two
and one-half m n { h S ... us
called The Foreign Correspond
Cnt at Home &C..
One OF our better doctors
will announce any day now he
has been commissioned a cap
tain in the L. s. Army go. At
least three others are on the
verge of enlisting while one
dentist, a dapper bachelo; If
YOU lease, is wondering how
he will look in khaki -.
DR.. Herbert Herman LiChtiG
is grousing because the boys rul-
cd him Dff the team Kiwanians
will send 10 the KiwaniS bowling
tourncr at Traverse City &C..
And Herb is athletic manager,
too.
ED X.