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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08
Cure for a HANGOVER

THE absent minded executive walked into his
i office one morning nursing a terrific hang
over. He turned TO his secretary.
Miss Brooks" he ordered. Get me an
aspirin and o glass OF water" She handed
both to the executive. who swallowed the
aspirin quickly. He reached for the water,
but his hand found bottle Of ink instead
and he polished that off in short order.
The young lady turned white.
Good Heavens, Mr.. Gillimp" she gasped.
"You drank the bottle Of ink by mistake!"
The executive pounded the desk.
well, stop standing there with your
mouth open!, he shouted. "Ffnd a blotter!"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08
ON BROADWAY
W. By Walter WinchelI unH

TN TUNE with the current revival of Wilson
i Miner fables Bob Murphy, the Hollywood
host, recalls this one About dozen
wears ago when Murphy opened his place he
was depressed because Miner his pal, failed
TO show up e.. Four nights passed. ana
Miner didn't patronize him On the NTH
night II was cold and rainy, and the restaurant
was empty, when in walked Miner.
Zine pal you are!" rebuked Bob. II am
open nearly whole week-and you finally
decide TO come and me. The hell with
you"
"Opening nights are for suckers" intoned
Wilson, "but friends show up nights like
these-wben few bucks help pay the cook"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08
Definitely Ended

II was only three nights later
that Tom was back again--this
time with his luggage. His mar
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08

IL, and finally You both get so
sore about IL that you're glad
when the break comes.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08

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Don't the
scientific method Of treat
scalp will hair and prevent badness Tor you
advice good III losing your hair or
the Dates treatment VIII help
H Satisfied clients
methods failed IL
you accepted for treatment Dan
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today you'll the blues about badness
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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08
BEGAN Pacing

"Then, last Sunday, the big
blow-Off arrived"
Tom began to pace up and
down the room.
"As soon as dinner was over"
he went on, a trifleN hoarsely.
Gertrude started on the same
old subject. She practically or
dered me TO cut the grass I'm the
back yard, and i told her I'd do
no such thing. M
Sense Needed
well, before I quite knew
what was going on. the words
grew plenty bitter and she was
packing her clothes. She called
a taxi and left the house, and
haven't heard from her since.
That's the story, dad"
Mr. Higgins sighed heavily.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-08

pleasant little that will give you message
II a numerical puzzle designed to spell out
YOUR fortune your II the number
letters the number Is less than g.
number Start at the upper left
check OF Key
right Then read the the letters under
checked figures give You.
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The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
RabsOn Recommends That
Families Establish Budget

Practicable that it is doubly hard
to make any budget recommends
tons with assurances that they will
work out.
Here are some OF the things |
hear today: 4 truck driver with an
annual income OF $1,000 says, II
have no money in the bank to pay
my next tax installment but will
borrow from friends 4 junior
executive Gaming $4,000 says, III
have 10 save every penny from now
on" He's starting a little late An
year. confesses. Unfortunately |
didn't save ANYTHING. | had to use
the installment plan" 4 government
worker earning $1,000 says. II paid
my income tax on the 18th but now
am broke.
Who Should Budget?
There only one answer 10 this.
namely. our 100000 families
ould az once start making bud
get II were young man. exempt
from military service and contem-
plating a business career. 10 go
into the budget business" Most
successful gporations prepare
and adhere strictly throughout the
wear TO a predetermined budget
Through an examination OF the past
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23

Babson Park, Mass. Mar, 70
Income taxes this month hit
larr- group than ever Thousands
OF individuals, after making pay
ments. see the need OF giving more
thought 10 the personal expendi'
lures for the balance OF the year.
For the first time they are consld-
ering making up budget. Probably.
however. few individuals have ever
stayed with a budget 10 the bitter
end and won a decision However,
with nj b higher taxes in the off
ing many charitable calls, and the
ABSOLUTE necessity OF buying De
tense Bonds. more than the ordt
nary amount OF planning is now
needed 10 make ends meet
Budgets Are Tough
I'll take a chance on most any
thing including a forecast as -
the time OF the ending OF the war
ami as 10 what stocks. i any. are
a buy, When it comes 10 recon-
mending budget, however my
head and my knees 20 back on M
Unless one is tamiiiar with all the
individual and family circumstances
only a cstch-as-cat ch.csn program
can be outlined. Furthermore. the
Eo-called human element is so un-
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
PLANO RECTAL

York, Mich. Mar. 23-Mrs. Loyal
Kauitz and daughter Loyola, Mrs.
Harlan Holcomb and daughter
Lois. Mrs. Peter Craig and daugh'
ter JEANNE and son Ksyl attend
ed the piano recital at the home
Of the teacher, Miss Marion Moore,
Milan, in which Loyola, Lois, Jean
ME and Kayl all took part.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Had to Run
at Cleveland

Charles (Whitey) Had, recovery
ing from a triple defeat thrust upon
him by the renowned Fred Wolcott
in the Chicago Relays last week.
today began preparations for his
final race OF the indoor season with
the former Rice Institute star in
the Cleveland X. of c. Relays Frr<y
day.
The prestige that Had had built
up by his upset victory over VOL
colt in the New York X. OF {.
games was lost on the board. track
OF Chicago's International Amphi-
theater last Friday. Wolcott slam
med the hurdles series. setting one
world record and tying another. &
After clipping one-tenth OF Sec
ond of the former mark OF :05.1
in the 40-yard hurdles. Wolcott
came back to equal his own record
of :06.1 in the 50-yard highs and
topped his sterling performance
with a triumph in the 60-yard tina
ber-topping event.
Had hit the tape in second n
place in the 40 and 50-yard races
and finished third in the 6o-yara
test
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23

years production figures, receipts,
and expenditures, plus an analysis
OF the business outlook for their
particular industry. they are usually
able to come within fraction Of
per cent in forecasting what their
current years income, expenses,
and profit. or deficit will be.
This. perhaps. is too much TO ask
OF the individual: but, especially
this year, an attempt should b.
made to plan coming expenditures
as we'll as hopedf savings. The
job should, If anything be easier
now that the purchase Of many
items for civilian use is restricted.
Many families may be pleasantly
surprised by how little in the way
OF new goods they viii need TO get
by on this year. II will be good
thing for once TO cut out random
spending, TO operate strictly on a
budget, and TO watch the dollars
pile up. Budgets along with bullets
are needed to win World War H..
The Average Income
With our national income now
unning at the rate of 500 000, 900 900
per year. the total income Of each
family averages $3.50. or course.
some families have larger incomes
than s2250 and others have far less
on which TO get along. However. as
family incomes Use above the pres
ent average OF $3.50 per year the
number Of families so benefiting
decrease rapidly Remember. thct
less than five per cent OF the peo-
pie receiving any income at all
have more than $1,000 a year. Any
pre-war arguments 10 the effect that
the so-called money interests con-
troll our country are entirely fallI-
oious. Control politically and from
purchasing point OF views en-
braced in the great mass OF fami
lies which have incomes OF even
less than $3.50 per year.
A Suggested Budget
Let me assume that an average
family Of four, OF which two are
children, has, after provision is
made for Social Security payments.
net income OF s2250. This may
seem small potatoes to few read
ers OF this column, but let me say
that an income OF this size is not
10 be sneezed az. Personally. I am
much more interested in how fam
lilies in this income group handle
their money than | am in how those
in the larger income brackets spend
their money.
The above family might disburse
its funds as follows:
Savings and Taxes ..-.....s223
ood .....'..s.......... bzt
Clothing observation-disclosures. 200
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
WOlnen's Pin
Team Winner

Close on the heels Of their vic
tories last week in the Women's
State Bowling Tournament il
which they captured second place,
the Women's Jackson Coal team
won over Plymouth Kriegs Electric
Saturday night.
Bowling total pins the local team
won in their last game by a score
Of 1882 TO 1908.
Following are the scores.
Women's Jackson Coal
ET Kindshoven AZ, Clara And
ers 1879, Clara Franklin $50, Ksy
Guy i65, June Ryan is1; totals
go. 773. S49, 1882
krieas Electric
Edith Stone 472, BeN erly Cars
tairs 4f2. Thelma Ferguson 462
Marg. Walker 439. Rosemary
Moore, ass. totals, ISL, S11, 1871
1908.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Sports Roundup

Chicago -INSAmericas marathon golfer Smith tereDee
IS Chicago insurance who several PLAYED o
holes of golf on bet scheduled report TO-DAY for active
duty as lieutenant with the Naval Aviation cadet Seeouoh
Board in Chicago
Chicago -INSA ,oomenS ord doubles bo'mq ,e'o'd
Charlotte Hosela of Grand Rapids Mich. IN the 4merfdH
Womeus Bo5,Ing Classic in chicago.
St. Augustine Fla ms For the second straight year Gam
Snead Hot Springs Va profession, and MILFORD Nehe anna
tour from Racine Wis today held the championship in the S9Vo
National Professional AMATEUR BestBal Coli Tournament
Columbus o. ms Philics Cigars, Of Philadelphia and
Joo,y Beer Of South Bend Iud f2day had o5ed INTO TIC
ar leaders standings Of the eriodn Bo0inq eongr'SS
New York MS Toledo has been established as onesided
fayorte TO win the semfna tonight and in the finals on Weu
nesdav night cnch the National Invitation basNe'oa Na
pionshp at Madison Square Garden
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23

Although they collected a major
ity OF the first places. Michigan
Normal freshmen dropped a 4S-i6
decision to Wayne University frosh
Saturday In an indoor track meet
at Central High School. Detroit.
Bob Phipps slender distance run
ner. paced the Huron yearlings with
Victories in the mile and half-mile.
Roberto Portillo. Good Neighbor
emissary from Ecuador won the
pole vault with leap Of 10 feet 6
inches.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
MAKE FINAL TOUR

Mt. Pleasant, Mar. 23-Because
of the war emergency the Central
Michigan College A Cappel1s Choir
made their final tour by visiting
Southern Michigan and the Thumb
District over the week end. The
trip included concerts az Lapeer.
St Clair Shores. Algonac, Keego
Harbor and Vassar.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
MISSING IN ACTION

Jackson, Mar. % Word has
been received here that William
Rigby Seward. %, Michigan Cen
ter. electrician third class on the
L. S. S. Destroyer Pope, is miss
ing in action. Stewards parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence T. Seward,
Jackson, have died since he entered
the Navy four years ago.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
TO DECIDE WINNERS

Michigan Normal intramural
championships in hanGball and base
ket shooting will be decided in
the gymnasium this afternoon. Jim
kavanaugh, Elmhurst. n. Y. will
play George Romanos, Detroit, for
the hsndball title. Ed Lasowski.
East Detroit, and Joe Samwebber.
Auburn, \. Y. are the contest
ants in the basket shooting finals.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
ELIMINATE FIELD DAY

The annual Huron League Field
Day, climax of the circuits spring
athletic program. will be eliminat =
ed this year Divisional winners
in both baseball and track will
meet at the end OF the season for
the League championships.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
TO SEEK FINALS

A slot IN the finals will be the
aim Of the Ypsilanti Collegiates
when they collide with Blissheld to-
night in the third round OF the
Adrian YMCA basketball tourna-
ment. The game will start at 8
n m
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Normal Freshmen Drop Decision
WAYNE Wins Indoor Track
Meet in Detroit Saturday

Other Normal winners were John
Eisley in the high jump, Lawrence
Hartsig in the shot put aud the
Huron relay team. Eisley's best Ell
fort was a jump of five feet eight
inches.
Wayne. led by Splinter Tom Pat
sails. captured the so. 200 and 4i0
yard dashes and the high and low
hurdles. The Tartars slammed the
latter event.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Conclusion

In spite OF Social Security, fam
ilys first duty is TO preserve its
own economic independence. Thus,
| have allocated nearly 10 per cent
OF the average family's net income
TO taxes aud savings This is a
relatively hish per cent and the
majority OF families never any
where near reach IL. About half
this saving should 20 into straight
life insurance and the balance kept
in a savings bank account or invest
ed in Defense Bonds. Savings. a
well as steel will do much TO win
this war. again urge my readers TO
get out of debt as soon as possible;
but by all means make out bud
get today and stick to it. It also is
advisable 10 set UP a little reserve.
When World War II is finally over,
credit may be hard to get
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23

Harlan Holcomb has purchased a
house Of Henry Ford at Macon and
has had 1t moved to his farm. 1t
will replace the one recently de-
stroyed by fire.
Mrs. Peter Craig substituted as
teacher in the grammar room at
Mooreville School Thursday, for
Mrs. Esther Jones. whose mother
fell on stairs at the Jones homC.
Mrs. Hattie Berlin and Mrs. 10y
al Kanitz and son Rex have been
on the sick list.
Miss Loyola Kanitz is recovering
from her recent serious illness OF
pleurisy.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Camburn
and daughter Rosanne, Saline,
spent Sunday evening with Mr.. and
Mrs. Loyal Kanitz and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Omalev
have moved from Detroit to their
new house on Warner Rd.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Evening Services

A series of services being held
IL successive nights 1T the YORK
Baptist Church, with Rev. \. r.
Longman, Waukon, H., as speak
er. are being we'll attended
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Ne,Us From, York

the misfortune to slip and fall in
the home of her son. VIM. Gibson,
Wednesday, breaking ner hip and
her wrist. She was taken to S..
Joseph's Hospital. Ann Arbor.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
ST. Patrick's Party

Mr. and Mrs. Carlton Murray en-
tertained the Sunday school class
OF which they are members at a
st. Patrick party. A potluck sup
per was served.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Changers Meet

Saline Grange held special
meeting at the York Hall with a
good attendance. Cards and dane
ing were enjoyed. A potluck sup
per was served.
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23

Mrs. Gibson Injured
Mrs. Hannah Gibson. age so, had
The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1942-03-23
Mrs. Kramer Hostess

Mrs. La Vern Kramer entertain
ed the ". s. c. s. OF Mooreville
NJ. E. Church at her home. Thurs
day evening.
Imperial Valley press. (El Centro, Calif.) 1907-current, 1942-12-24
From the Following Firms and individuals
Broadway Theatre
Harris Mems Store

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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25
SALTY YARNS0F The WHALERS

Those Japs have nearly cleaned
out the herds in the Commander
Islands and st, Paul too, by now"
What you charging them
with?"
Seal poaching. operating with
in territorial waters, attempted
piracy and firing on u. s. ter
ritory."
Add attempted murder and
you'll have il ALL" Mac said.
But he was never called on to
give his testimony. They held
him in Nome for a while; gave
him pay and board and keep.
Then he was sent for and given
passage to San Francisco as a
passenger.
"One of them things" he was
told. international incident.
Those Japs can squirm out of
anything. Some treaty being
fixed now. If we clapped them in
Jail where they belong we'd never
get fixed up"
That's why there was never
anything in the papers about it,"
Mac told me.
Great little appeasers we've
been, but l hope we're getting
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25
Saved by His Temper

When this individual in Or.
Collip's story felt himself get
ting dizzy he hurried to a nearby
drug store to buy a bar of sweet
chocolate, but arrived in such a
wobbly state that he was unable
TO make his wants known.
The clerk thought the man
was drunk. and unceremoniously
escorted him out Of the store
This hasty act on the part Of
the clerk enraged the would-be
customer, and his rage got in
its good work for his adrenals
poured adrenalin into the blood
stream, the adrenalin activated
his liver to release sugar. and
thus resugared. the gentleman
regained control sufficiently 10
proceed to another store and get
what he had TO have. Ii
Many diabetes who have reason
to fear just such a collapse make
it a point 10 always carry with
them an identification card tell
ing just what is TO be done for
them if they experience "insulin
shock"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25

lift his rifle.
Then there was another report.
Mac looked up To see a plume
Of spray beside the schooner. The
brown men ran for their boat.
But the schooner made sail.
slipped her cable and drifted
from them. Then another shell
banged from gray painted
craft that came out of a light
mist and the schooner backed her
sails.
Mac struggled, yelling, TO his
feet. The gunboat flew the Stars
and Stripes. He started to run
but his legs buckled and he
dropped on his face.
Next thing he knew he was
lying in a sick bay with a u. S.
Coast Guard dressing his arm.
There was the taste of good Navy
rum in his mouth.
Gimme a cigar" he mumbled.
He told his tale to the lieu
tenant in charge of the gunboat.
Astern the schooner was man.
euvering with a prize crew.
I'VE got word from st.
George" the officer told him.
Then we saw that hut burning.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25

A DRAMATIC example of
"A how the chemical con-
dition of the body is af-
fected by our state Of mind, was
told recently by DR.. James B. Col
lip, the Canadian biochemist and
former co-worker with Banting
in his research that led to the
wonderful discovery of insulin.
One of his diabetic patients
took an overdose of insulin, and
dfd not discover the condition he
was in until he was walking
along the street a few minutes
later.
Too much insulin depletes the
blood Of its normal sugar con-
\tent, and the brain, which must
Ihave this fuel, cannot long en-
dure the short rations. The
consequences are faintness. inco-
herent speech, convulsive seiz-
ure, and eventually unconscious
ness. Most diabetes carry a
piece of something sweet in their
pockets against this very thing.
and a nibble will soon restore the
blood equilibrium.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25

tough at last.
Mac sailed with me on two
cruises. But l never dared let
him ashore in Jap ports. He just
got drunk and picked quarrels
with everyone he saw. Cot him
self sliced up bit too. besides
getting a few bones broken. That
there ju-jutsu. you know.
THE End)
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25

ohy "oo . 10Y NA6 ohA hN 10y SaNSS'
watching the beach.
He heard something and
trained his rifle on a space be-
tween two rocks. Something
moved there. He fired, and a
choked yell told him Of another
enemy the less.
The sky lightened and he made
out a three-masted vessel lying
off the beach. AS the beach
came into view he could see
seven huddled figures among the
dead seals.
Somebody moaned. and he
watched a staggering figure be-
tween two rocks. 1t was the Jap
who'd been sent to kin him. He
wavered like a drunk holding his
head. Then there was report
from the vessel and the man fell,
kicked few times and lay still
Thought it was me-" Mac
exulted. THE dirty apes"
Now they'd come back.
Couldn't leave without being sure
he was dead and unable TO re-
port them to the authorities.
Sure enough boat pulled from
the schooner and headed for the
beach. Mac sent a bullet into 1t
and watched it waver around and
go back. For a while there was
no movement. Mac lay there
watching like a hawk. He WAS
hungry. thirsty too. and he
wished he had some tobacco. He
glanced behind him at the hut,
but he dared not leave his look
out.
Suddenly there was a stutter-
ing explosion and shells burst
down the hill. Good Lord, they
must have a Hotchkiss one
FOUNDER, he thought and crouched
closer into the ground
But the shells came nearer and
some burst behind him.
He peered carefully and made
out a group around the weapon
The schooner was swinging and
he waited until il was head-on
Then ne fired and watched some
one ran. bent over, from the gun.
But the gun chartered again and
slivers Of rock whined about him
like bees. He started 10 crawl
10 better cover, but there was a
bang right over his head and a
red hot spear stabbed into his
back.
He lay winded and felt hot
blood moving down his shoulder
Another like that and he'd be
finished. More shells pounded
the shelter and one landed slap in
that hut. Something went off in
there and flames came out of il
and clouds of black smoke.
Mac didn't know how many
Japs there were but his am
munition was running short and
he was figuring how 20 reach one
OF the dead men when a shell
burst right in front Of him.
Everything went red and his
head dropped.
The weakness didn't last long.
for he heard someone moving
His shoulder was stiff. something
was tearing at his forehead and
he felt awful. There was a boat
on the beach and three Japs
crouching for a run.
He fired and they ducked be-
hind their boat. Another shell
banged and Mac groaned as a
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-25

silver slashed his arm. His rifle
dropped and he cursed as he tried
to lift 1t.
He lay on his side to lash a bit
of shirt about an ugly cash. Then
he saw black heads bobbing be-
hind the rocks. But he couldn't