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The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-04-30
OFFICIAL MEETING

O111cerS OF the Methodist
church held their official board
meeting Tuesday evening. The
meeting was the last quarterly
conference meeting before con-
terence in June. DR.. John Nor
ange was present to hear the
conference report.
The Rev. George P. George
has been appointed to fill out
the conference year and replace
the Rev. Claire L. Harris. Rev.
George will preach his first SER
mon here the second Sunday in
May.
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at a dinner at the ChuckWago1
+ cafe Wednesday evening. Guest.
were Miss Jeanne Kelley. Mis-
Janice Kelley, Miss Bernice OFT
Miss Patty Jensen, Miss Betty
Bell, Miss Shirley Clark. Miss
Katherine Metzker. Sonny Hec-
kenlively, Harold Hammer, Law
renee koebbe, Bob Kerrick,
LySle Haverfield, Ellsworth Skeie
Donald Kalberge and Clarence
Jones.
JR. WOMAN'S CLUB
AT the regular meeting OF
the Hardin Junior Woman,S club
Tuesday evening new officers
were installed.
Hostesses were Mrs. Stanley
Nybo, Mrs. Frank Highbaugh,
Mrs. Harry Olson, Mrs. Bert
Romine and Mrs. Harry Harlin.
-|S
ENTERTAINS CLUB
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Henderson
entertained their bridge club at
a dinner-bridge Tuesday eve
ming. Guests of the club were
MI. and Mrs. J. N. Thompson.
High score for ladies went to
Mrs. Frank Morrison, high for
men to Carl Rankin. Mrs,
Thompson receivd high score
for guests.
ENTERTAIN AT PARTY
Mrs. Charles Corkins and Mrs.
c: E. Ford entertained at a
Chinese checker Sparty Wednes-
day afternoon honoring Mrs.
Daisy Rennie. Invited guests
were Mrs. John Bulls, Mrs. u
T. Gibbs, Mrs. Davis, Mrs. J. w.
Quest, Mrs. Jessie Rowland,
Mrs. A. C. Romine, Mrs. Ella
Gilmore, Mrs. A. H. Roush and
the guest of honor.
Mrs. Rennie and Mrs. Quest
received donors. |:
HOSTESS AT BRIDGE |:
Mrs. Melvin Harris enter
tanned her bridge club Wednes-
day afternoon. Guests of the
were Mrs. Frank High
baugh and Mrs. Archie Grover.
Members present were Mrs.
Bill Cowley, Mrs. H. R. Salyer, I
Mrs. Stanley Nybo, Mrs. Harvey
Woke. Mrs. c. H. Ross and Mrs. ]
Garold Fish.
Mrs. Highbaugh received high
score, Mrs. Woke, second and I
Mrs. Ross travel.
Mrs. Fish was honored with
a handkerchief shower. 9
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MIKE
SEE:

/ see where Mr.. and Mrs
Anderson the Plumber have
| gotten moved into their new
location. You knoe the freezing
up by the government on new
plumbing fixtures amt got them
folks down. Mrs. Anderson came
into our store and bought a new
Simmons Spring and a new
Beautyrest mattress. She sed
as long as she has to rest she
is going to rest on nuthin but
a Beautyrest. I still think that
Be%autyreSt is best, by test, by
rest, and by Beauty.
Have va ever noticed our
lemen tree. It has 2 lemenS on
it now. 1t is the biggest lemen
tree I ever saw, Everyone that
has tasted a lemen nose that
lemens are sour. So if you want
a whiskey sour, bring your own
whiskey. This tree is in our
store for you to look at.
Las week we had a duck sale.
Mrs. Fred Snively from st. x.
and me, we traded. I got ducks
and she got a wagon. We had
the ducks l day and a half and
outa six ducks we got six eggs.
That's profiteering. I got the
eggs for nutin. John SherbinSke
bought l duck to start out in
the duck dismiss and Earl Big
ley bought the other five. Up
until Earl came in I never knew
how to tell the He ducks from
the She ducks. They always
uSta be just ducks. Anyway
Earl says that the He ducks
have a curl on the end of their
tail and the She ducks, she jus
needs a permenant wave on
hers.
Bull is Bull and Hamburger
is bull, too. Yah and the sayin
IS that a rollin' stone gathers
no moss. That's a crazy sayin
because moss woodn't help a
stone weather it rolls or not.
ralkin' about that rollin' stone
5atherin' no moss makes me
of a letter a lady sent me.
Here is the letter Like this:
Dear Mike:
If I was your wife I wood
have left you a long time ago.
I woodn't put up with no
man that says the things J
about his wife like you do,
anyway in the paper.
Yours truly,
Mrs. Katie Did.
Here is the answer she got:
Dear Mrs. Katie Did
I got your letter of good
advice. Thanks, and here is
some advice for you. You
knoe if I had a husband that
got as stewed as your husband
does and as often in public,
well I wood have left him a
long time ago. Better yet
you run your husband and 7
will run my wife-or be run. ;
Then maybe I kin stay with
wife and you kin have
your husband, and then ev-
will be as it was be-
fore you rote me your letter.
LoVinly Yours,
Mike.
It's like Bob Harris has sed:
let by cones be Bygones.
How many of you people knoe
hat Geo. Daniels, and H. Will
utt ST., has sold out the Hotel
ecker to Carol Clark. va, I
erd this about a mont ago but
was waiting for Holus to say
in his paper. Gee munie I
etcha that Carol hadda paw
loren a hundred dollars. I
ont wanna tellya the true
cures because its none of your
lZniSs, then again what do
. care for it's not your money
hey. say that Carol was a
ghtin' man when he usta be
Terry, Montana. Terry is one
the fastest standin' still towns
lat I knoe of in Montana and
lat IS the town where Sheep
rned to say Baa-or is it Bah?
Next week I will tell yuse
oout Geo. Daniels buyin' a
title ranch with no sheep on
yet.
MIKE.
KucHERA's /
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CARD OF THANKS

We wish to take this oppor-
tunity of thanking our friends
and neighbors and the students
and teachers of Hardin high
school for the many kind things
they did for our son, Marvin,
before his departure to join the
Marines.
Mr. and Mrs. Marvin Turner
and family.
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Major entered into the alerca-
ton, and Biggs and Moore
came to blows. Biggs then went
to a nearby house and returned
with the shotgun. Pellets of
shot lodged in Moore's thigh.
Major and Jones brought the
victim to the Hardin hospital,
where he is now receiving
tratment, and then reported to
the sheriff.
A complaint on a charge of
adultry was filed against Mary
Moore by the county attorney.
She pleaded guilty Wednesday
and is to be sentenced today.
MI. Kronmiller said Biggs has
signed a confession admitting
participating in the shooting of
Moore.
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w. V. S. MEETS

A. W. v. S. MEETS
Members of the A. W. v. S
met Tuesday evening in the
parlors of the Congregational
church. Willard Scott spoke on
the U. S. O. and Miss Dolores
Murphy told of the Duties of
a County Nurse" Miss DeSonia
gave a reading.
ST. THOMAS GUILD
Mrs. Thomas Clump enter
tanned the st. Thomas Episcopal
Guild at her home last Thurs
day afternoon. Mrs. v. I. Nor
rlS and Mrs. I. L. Dehnert were
elected delegates to the Do
cesar convention to be held
In Billings next week.
HOSTESS AT PARTY
Miss Wanda Newkirk enter
tanned at a party at her home
last Thursday evening. Guests
were Miss Evagene Turley. Miss
Alta Cochran, Mrs. Lewis Bochy.
Mrs. Lyle Tintinger, Jr.. and
Miss Mary Roberts Rhinehart.
THIMBLE CLUB
The Rebekah thimble club
met Friday afternoon with Mrs
Roy Riley and Mrs. Tom Gibbs
as hostesses. The afternoon was
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ramon oaS'
ENTERTAIN AT SHOWER
Mrs. Chester Bounous and
Mrs. Archie Grover entertained
at a pink and blue shower
honoring Mrs. Garold Fish, on
Monday afternoon at the Gro
yer home.
Guests present were Mrs. w.
S. Fish, Mrs. Arthur Roseberry
of Billings, Mrs. Cliff Ludrick,
Mrs. Ernie Weickman, Mrs. H,
R. Salyer, Mrs. M. w. Harris
and the guest of honor
Mrs. Harris received high
score at bridge and Mrs. Salyer,
second.
ENTERTAINS AT CARDS
Miss Helen Jean Buzzetti en-
tertained at a bridge party Sat-
urday evening. Guests were MI.
and Mrs. r.. P. Ross, Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Buzzetti, Mrs. Name
Rahrer, Miss Helen Graham and
Miss Eunice Curry.
Light refreshments were
served at the close of the eve
ming.
HOSTESS AT DINNER
Miss Jean Kuehn was hostess
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John Philip Sousa, one-time
leader of the U. S. Marine Corps
band, received only $35 for one
of his most famous compost
tons, 1.-THE Washington Post
March,"
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

Everlasting Punishment" is
the subject of the Lesson-Ser-
mon which will be read in all
Churches of Christ, Scientist,
on Sunday, May 3.
The Golden Text is "The Lord
is known by the judgment
which he executeth: the vic
ked is shared in the work of
his own hands," psalms 9:16).
Among the citations which
comprise the Lesson-Sermon is
the following from the Bible:
And behold, one came and said
unto him, good Master, what
things shall I do, that I
may have eternal life? And he
said unto him, Why callest thou
ne good there is none good
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CHI NOTES
HARDIN
COMMUNITY CHURCH
B. N. Nelson. pastor

B. N. Nelson, pastor
Sunday, May s.
Thought for the week: II
costs more not to follow Him..
Sunday school, 10 am.
Morning worship, II am.
Sunday evening, 7:45. Mes
sage, why Did God Love Us
SOP"
Wednesday, mid week service.
Thursday, young folks SER
vice.
A cordial welcome awaits you.
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spent making flowers for Deco
ration day.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10

turf history. NJ. Khambatta, a
Bombay parsee, made the only
bet on this horse, which was q
bet OF 10 rupees. He won H.
100 rupees for 10. This Is a
worlds record, believe IL or
not"
MY GIRL FRIEND has just
w noted a statement that the
broad-shouldered effect in femi-
nine clothes was originated by
Greta Carlo and Adrian, the
film studio staff designer. She
says Carlo did start this style.
but Adrian had nothing to do
with it.
Carlo. says my Girl Friend,
came into Eddie Schmidt's tai
loring establishment in Beverly
Hills some years ago carrying a
mans coat. She pointed at the
shoulders on the coat and said
to Mr.. Schmidt:
make me q coat with should
ers just like these
So the style was started by
Carlo and Eddie Schmidt.
QUERIES from clients:
Vt Q-Is il true that Hitler
speaks good English?
A-No.> Those who ought TO
know say der fuehrer doesn't
even speak good German.
Q-What remark made by a
man do you think most irritates
the average woman?
A-Seems to me that women
are most irritated, / might even
say Infatuated, when man re-
marks:
"Now isn't that just like a
woman"
Q-You named Helen, Helena,
Helene, Helyne, Helyna and
| HELENE as some of the ways of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10
The Brighter Side

TT SEEMS that the Senate
Il subcommittee, acting under
chairman Senator Pat McCar-
ran of Nevada, has passed bill
S-1342. which would give the
post office employees a Is per
cent increase in salaries, and the
big idea now is TO get this bill
out of the committee of the
whole and onto the floor of the
Senate for action and vote.
The House committee still re-
tains HR-6740 which is a COM
panion bill to the McCarran bill.
and no action has been taken 10
date. but I am hoping that the
House will get busy on its bill
and that the McCarran bill gets
into the Senate chamber before
election, because. after election,
our noble statesmen in Wash
ington will forget a lot OF things
that are now receiving some of
their attention.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10
Thanks for
the TOOthpaste

personal plea for $40 bills? II
would have been an honest plea
too. because as badly as l need
toothpaste ! need $40 bills
worse.
Boy, what a pleasure il would
have been 10 have opened the
mail and 10 have had those
beautiful green things float out!
Let me have enough OF those
bills in my pocket and i
wouldn't care if my beard were
SO long that IL kept catching IN
my Shoelaces.
When income tax time comes
around next year Mr.. Morgen-
thau Is not going 10 care whether
you are clean shaveR or not, or
have teeth like pearls. But he
is going TO be hopping mad If
YOU don't have enough OF those
$40 bills TO suit him. If you have
ever tried TO short change Uncle
Sam. YOU know what happens.
He sends you TO free rooming
house where they shave you for
nothing.
My next step is 10 get the
vast amount of scrap now on
hand 10 the proper authorities.
There's enough 10 build any
thing they use the stuff for,
even if il is a tank. I'll just take
II TO the drug store and risk
having the druggist report me
as the nations No. ! hoarder.
Certainly, no druggist is ever
going 10 believe that one man
ever used up that much tooth
paste and shaving cream. even
if he brings a letter from his
pastor and a character refer
ence from his high school prin-
cipal. OF course. I'm not sure
| could get either.
Distributed BY MeNaught Syndicate, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10
What War Bonds Buy

Our fighting men are equipped
with the best service rifle in the
world. Cartridges for these
rifles cost two cents each, so for
the price of 10-cent War Saw
ings Stamp, our men in uniform
can be supplied with five rounds
of ammunition. Not only will
those five cartridges protect the
lives of five Americans; they
may also shorten the war by
five Japs or Nazis.
The army, navy and marine
corps need millions of car
tridges. and il is our response
bility 10 keep EN- coming. This
can be done through the pur-
chase of War Stamps. The
Schools at War program points
out how every school student
can do his part through the
regular purchase of War
Stamps
United states Treasury Departures
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10
Mind ShGrPeHs

Our peril made my mind sharper
/ went over our gear in search OF
anything that might make a suit
able sea anchor, but the only likely
thing that l fould was the piece
of patching material, of the same
fabric as the boat. about II inches
long by six inches wide. / rugged
ii on the line. but / found at once
that this makeShift would not do.
For one thing. ii would not sink
deep enough; secondly, 1t was too
small.
1 tried putting the pliers on the
line. also the few steel pieces re-
naming from the gun. in an ar
.rangement like the tail of a kite.
The weighted line held strongly,
but ii made our boat yaw back
and forth in the trough of the sea,
so that we shipped great guam
titles of water ever time we hit
a comber.
This was our last possibility.
and / was determined to make il
work. 1 left the new anchor out
all day, but we had to bail con-
lstantly. BY shutdown / could see
that we would not have strength
to keep this up.
Soon the water would begin TO
rise faster than we could sweep
IL out, and we would founder.
Against my will l did the only
thing / could. There was strong
southwest wind blowing us directly
opposite 10 our desires, but 1 took
the anchor in and let the boat
drift.
/ thought: It's drift or drown
We watched night fall, without
Joy. l noted. irrelevantly that the
albatross was feeding.
Ito Be Continued
Copyright. 1912. by Henry Holt A CO..
Distributed BY King Features Syn, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10

mezzanine of the Ziegfeld Thea
ter.
II may still be there, for all
We know.
At any rate, the spectator
caught a glimpse of the old pro-
grams from his famed Foilies.
some beads from a stars cos
tune, dancing slippers worn by
Marilyn Miller, Dolores and
others and letters from famous
people 10 Ziegfeld
His widow, Billie Burke.
helped put this museum to-
gether.
She even added a photo OF his
first wife-Anna Held.
THEY are telling the silly
about the tough hombre who
went into a saloon in Wyoming
with . mountain lion on leash.
After the stranger drank some
whisky he crushed the glass into
dust and demanded a bigger one.
Suddenly rattlesnake started
10 crawl out of the fellows vest
and he pushed il back, saying:
Don't you come out Of there
until I send for you, you hear"
"Where you from" asked
the bartender.
Alaska, where they're too
tough" was the reply.
"They ran me and two other
swishes Outta there last week
4 READER forwards the late
"A Arthur Brisbane's thesis:
How 10 BE a Better Reporter
In il is this counsel
Learn to edit your copy.
Strike out most Of your adjec-
tives. remembering the French
mans remark:
"'The adjective IL the enemy
Of the noun Strike out very
always"
Very, very good
TWO movie actors. deadly
rivals. were trying 10 out
fIb each other on their fan mail.
Last week." lied the first. IT
got 800 letters. How many did
you get:"
Cant say" was the snooty
snapper, Il count mine by the
bale"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10

pay in upward of II years, yet
are expected to maintain their
families and meet all their vari-
Gus obligations on a wage scale
wholly inadequate to the times.
THERE is no class of public
Il employees in which more re-
sponsibility is vested and no
class more faithful to their trust
than the post office workers.
Until 1 began my rather
lengthy recital Of the wage in
equalities of these government
servants, I think the general
public had the impression that
they were rewarded in just pro-
portion to their labor but my
articles have opened the eyes of
the people and 1 find wide
spread approval of the legisla-
tive movements for their relief.
1t takes time to train a post
office worker to a degree of eff
ficiency that makes him of real
value in his job. But, as a re-
suit of the underpayment and
overworking of postal employees
since the war began. many Of
them who have given the best
years OF their lives to the serv-
ice. have been compelled by cir
cumstances to drop out and go
into better paying private in
dustries, which is a distinct loss
IN manpower to the government
and a sad commentary on a sys-
tenn that permits the loss.
MY READERS are perhaps
NA familiar with the state
ment made by the acting chair
man of the War Labor Board
and since then passed upon by
Chairman William II. Davis,
that all workers are entitled TO
a Is per cent salary increase to
meet the rise in the cost of liv-
ing and President Roosevelt him.
self has also intimated that Is
per cent increase is quite right
at the present time and has
stated that the door will remain
open where inequalities and SUBJ
standard conditions exist.
With practically everybody
agreed on this point, there
seems TO be no reason why there
should be any hitch in the case
OF the post office workers. In
fact, I am willing 20 give the
statesmen in Washington the
benefit of the doubt and say no
hitch Is intended, but I think
IL a good idea for all interested
to keep nudging 'em with re-
minders that the relief measures
have no definite value TO The
postal employees until they are
actually made into laws, and to
do this reminding ere election
time.
cssFriEht. 1914. BY King r..tar..
Distributed b. International Ns~s service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10

MORE heart bwnin0s-I
am sane again
And life goes softly Nth un-
hurried feet.
eau bear moonlight and Unite
stars
Beating on budding fOwers TO
make them sweet. -
can bear even moonlight and
chite stars
Dancing like frefies. Fallen is
loves load.
rom of my shoulders and there
are no bars,
Love built, 10 keep me from
the open road.
may be that my heart is turned
to stone
I only feel no longer any pain.
md am WeH content to ride
alone,
Uniess--unless you call me
back again.
-Christine Hamilton.
TdE ,lew Fork js.Sedarms
y haze bspS.S rae - tip
|heets, and ao@ all specie ssains
b the trasXs have been tahen off.
Horse players. in short are
icing asked 10 quit being suckers
% a war sacrifice.
But the Mayors drive will
Probably never divorce suckers
rom touts.
Take the gag they tell around
Broadway about the prosperous
hardware storekeeper. who got
n the clutches of tout.
He lost his life savings and
hen his store.
When he next encountered the
out the man wept.
"You even made me lose my
|nTdware store"
ont tell me-" replied the
- with disdain, "that you
Adn'f have the sense 10 save
Yourself q pick and shovel
INALLY BROWN interrupts
w the colyum with sane sug-
,estion.
Says there are SO many sec
and other war predic-
ions it would be a good idea
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10

spelling Helen. Please name
some more.
A-Seems we have devoted
considerable space TO Helens'
However We will name one
more way Of spelling Helen. In
Ireland it is sometimes spelled
Eileen.
AS TO why women close their
"A ewes while kissing or being
kissed by an object of affection
the following information is fur.
nished by a young matron Oh
Manhattan.
She says when one sense Is
inactive nature makes the other
senses more acute. Therefore
when the eyes are closed and
not being used the sensation OF
a kiss is intensified.
"And besides" adds our IN
formant. "when n woman closes
her eyes while kissing she can
concentrate on the kiss better.
So now we know.
This information for which we
are grateful has been added TO
the files of our horses and
women research bureau.
WHATS wrong with your hus-
w band? Don't answer me.
It's none of my business. But
here are the six complaints SAID
10 be most registered by wives
against husbands:
/. He is selfish and inconsld-
crate.
2. He's liar.
3. He's not affectionate.
q. He won't talk things over.
s. He's too critical.
6. He is never complimentary
and does not praise the looks Oh
the house or the cooking.
AS for what husbands COM
plain most about wives the six
leading squawks are:
!. She nags.
2. She is too critical.
3. She is a sloppy housekeeper.
d. She is not affectionate.
5. She neglects the children.
6. She is vain and egotistical.
NEWS item says United States
Army engineers building
roads in Panama have to be on
the watch for the bushmaster.
the deadliest snake in the world.
In World War I the AEF in
France just had to dodge bombs
and bullets but now on many
fronts our lads not only have to
dodge the ammunition but they
have to keep an eye open Tor
panthers, bushmasters, croco-
dies, cobras, tigers, lions, boa
constructors and a wide variety
of Jungle death dealers.
After his Civil War experience
General Sherman made the i'm
mortal statement:
"War Is hell"
But compared to what the
modern soldier has to go through
Sherman didn't know the halt
OF ii.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10

for the govt TO issue guess
ration cards.
ONE OF the local drama critics
" referred 10 certain ham as
a bum actor"
The critic received a sharp
note from the victim demanding
an apology
The critic replied:
II am pleased tn explain and
apoIogize-for our proof-reader.
Believing I had omitted the
word actor he inserted II. A
grievious error. which j assure
you won't happen again"
THERE have been some COM
Il plants about the number Of
de luxe burlesk7Shows playing
around Broadway but John
Mason Brown doesn't think IL
is a matter for calling in the
police.
"Dullness in the theater." he
quipped, 'is the perfect censor
MORE interesting than the
AVA Broadway side shows was
the miniature museum on the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-10
BY Damon RunyOn

IT REALLY is quite remark
able how much notice you can
get from members of Congress
just before an election and how
little afterward. Therefore. I
wish any of my readers who
may be interested in seeing the
condition of the postal employees
alleviated would drop a line to
their favorite solons about the
bills in question before voting
time rolls around.
With the steady increase in
the cost of living and with no
apparent ceiling limit, and with
the new tax bill coming into
effect, the economic situation of
the post office workers will be-
come almost intolerable. lest
they receive the relief proposed
in these measures, S-1342 and
HR-6740.
They have had no increase in