Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-03

very unlady-
Asike huff, but NIX PichtHiNG
&She got in the last word.
II don't care" she sneered.
1--WE got 200 pounds In my base
ment anyway"
Do YOU call that patriotism?
But sometimes poetic justice
catches up.
4 grocer named Joe TrupianO
is having n quiet laugh at "A
customer i'm his end Of town who
collected 80 pounds of sugar and
hid IL in the attic.
The cat found II. Clawed into
II and made nest. The guy
had 10 throw away the 30
pounds.
TWO PANTS Suits
stopped in al the Retail Cloth
erS convention al the Staller
>th their attorney Herb ElgeS,
h his brother, Bert and IT
IrnS out that tho argument
over whether 10 get one pair
Of pants or TWO pairs IS no
longer Just an argument ~ DC
fought out ny men and their
wives.
One-pair-or-two, Clarence
Hlmmcl says. IS now tho last
remaining argument between
the clothing business and the
government Everything else has
been decided including how
long your coat and pants can be.
In whole roOmful Of men.
there vas just one woman. Mrs.
Hazel q. Huntley Of Gaylord,
Mich. After her husbands death,
she stepped into his place. The
clothing men think she'll make
GO of II. oh. well. The girls
have invaded the barber. shops
and everything else. They might
a. well MEASURE III for vests.
THAT j.. IL we have any.
Rene mi Der. no vests with
double breasted suits.
Tho whole gang from Joe
Hickey on seem cheerful de.
spite their troubles Fat As
Pete Mack. The comedian who
came here for three days and
has now been here over a year.
told them You ~ not holdlrG
tho bag, boys You're m the
bag
The chances are, though, that
oven with war on, we'll still
wear clothes.
There may bc some change.
that's all Like >uspeuders
theyV" discovered q way 10
save 10 inches of elastic 90 each
pair 10y q now method OF adj
y ting length
- And 10y The WAY there no
Shortage of Light leather 10,
belts they and Personally I'm
a bcl'-Wcdrcr from way back.
and now I've cot good argu-
ncni when KITTY tric> 20 pcr-
Hladc mc that III look better
II | wear >u,pondcrS I'm con-
serving ON rubber % III say TO
snap tho JapS
III bet KIi'y II have an
answer though
THE BOWERl'S OPENING:
\ lot of people have asked H.
what We thought of the reopen
Ing of the BOWcy. Yes, We
were there for the reOpening.
and We couldn't sec that IL was
any different from the way IL
was before the Liquor Commits
sion decreed the l5-day "Naca-
ton" n Frank Barbara calls IL.
We predicted that Charlie Car
Isle would he hack there a.
master Of ceremonies. hut with
out some Of his jokes that were
on the vulgar side. This pre-
dictiOn came true.
Barbara, who loves his Joint
the way a ballplayer loves a
800 batting average. was in
tears He still can't quite
understand why he had 10 close.
hut he's able 10 sleep again.
He couldn't sleep for several
days.
Belle Baker. when the audi
cnce insisted on having Some
~ These Days" sang II. even
though the tune IL most closely
tied 10 the name of Sophie
Tucker-the Baker-Tucker feud-
ing being Of the must virulent
type. Anyway, she sang ".
commenting. with apologies 10
sophie Tucker-and I'm STILL
younger than she H."
Aside from that. there seems
rothing 10 report.
INITIALS Al Boos. sending
out letters on YMCA business,
got tired Of tic same old Joke
his sccrctary'S initials arc
-. p" 50 people would insist
ar, nicotine "T II Ncrrap