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The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-11-05
ENTERTAINS AT


Mrs. Il. P. Davis entertained
a few Of her friends at Chinese
checkers at her home on Mon
day afternoon. A handkerchief
shower was given in observ-
tance of the birthday of Mrs.
Ray Thompson, who will leave
Hardin soon.
Invited guests were Mrs.
Henry Guyot, Mrs. Ray Thomp-
son, Mrs. c. E. Ford, Mrs. J. W.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-11-05

Miss Pauline Groskoff and
Edward Henry Hochhalter were
united in marriage on Novem-
Der / at the German Lutheran
church in a ceremony per-
formed by the Rev. Fred ].
Drucker. The couple were at
tended by Miss Ruth Hochhal-
ter and Harry Fries.
Following the ceremony "a
wedding dinner was served at
the home of the brides parents
to Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Hoch-
halter of Columbus, Mr.. and
Mrs. Gottfried Wagner, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ted Dumler, Mr. and Mrs
Lapp, the Rev. and Mrs. Druck-
er, Miss Ruth Hochhalter, Harry
Fries and the Rev and Mrs
"A. c. Krochler of Lyman, Neb.
MI. and Mrs. Hochhalter viii
make their home at Long Beach
Calf. where Mr.. Hochhalter is
employed as welder at the
American shipyseds.
MORSE-POMEROY NUPTIALS
On Tuesday evening at 7:3O
O'Clock at the Methodist par
sonage in Billings, Lee Joyce
Morse, daughter of Mrs. Juan
tia Ziler became the bride OF
James Pomeroy of Duquesne
Kansas. The Rev. Forrest w
Wertz officiated. The couple
were attended by Hazel Morse
sister of the bride and John
Jones of Wyola.
The bride wore a brown
street dress, with matching
accessories.
Guests at the wedding were
Mrs. Allan Romine, Al Jacobs
and Mrs. Juanita Ziler.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pomeroy will
make their home in Wyola fol
the present.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1942-12-02

Gcblen. 9tie bate Bomerop Iolhe
Seier erlcbt lno ser Sag, ser triib
nit 9feaen aneefangeu, iollte itnter
golOenem Sonneuicbeilt, ser itber bie
molobcfran5ten 8erge uno iiber Sen
nnlrmelnoen amerifanilden Hbein
Sbo) iio) ergoB, in @lan5 rmb
1Srelloen enbcn. gSar er ia ser @e=
blrtstaG belpuBt ooer mbeiplbt, oes
Golleginms SoiepbinunL Oas aus Sic
ier slnltalt berporgeben iollte. Der
0tenid bent+. aber @utt lenft. Ser
Sater Setting badte bile lno plante
groBartih ood ser liebe @ott ging
noh piel lpeiter nit ibm uno ser quite
&ater folgte INNER @ottes Gingebl.n-
gen, mie ons mts Ieinen @erfen ber=
poraebt. Mad) ~ sSSabren GSSS) fam
oas 9obp SoIepbinluu (oas beutigc
College rno Seminar Soiepbinum in
@ortbinaton, Sbio) slm1 8oridein
an S2l &. Wtain st., Columbus, 3.
Sater Seiiina Sic ounaligen 8rii,
ser, lno mld) sic lneiiten 9ellte, bie
nm ibn itanoen nno piele 3oglinge,
lin0 bon ser Sberflade Ser Groc ber-
|i6ipunoen - linb tot ,m6 nltr
nod Spnreu ibrer satiafeit fins at.
riifacbliebeI,. aalte @ra6lteine nit
per,Oelften SSSnid,rifteu geben lms Die
3cit ibrer 8irfiamfeit unb ibres ab
Iter6ens. Dod Sic @rinuerl,ng on al
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1942-12-02
GeDanfen nnD Grimnernngen
Bot Mep DranS syuertges

Yrotectorp 5ugegen. luelde oie Nelle
ianaen Der 9iidof 'firmte nod 40
2eltte, einige aonuertiten; nadnlit=
tags nad) Der 9eiper groBe 8ro5eiiion
uno Ginlueibuna oes @aiienballes,;
aan5 Bolnerop par oa nno CO.. 1000
Weniden batten iid anaeiammelt nnb
alle borten auf oie 8orte oes bob,plt.
Serrn 8iidofs Noiecrans.
Nah ser sroBen Yreoiet un6 Gin
ipeibung gin9en ale Iooiel tpie mog-
li1 lpieoer it sic Stride, sic Weilten
itanoen brauBen; oarauf feierlider:
Segen uno ilnter feierliden @loden
acla,tte rno Sreellnniif flang oas Be
Deltm lnlbanuts: v@roBer @ott mir
loben 9id', aeInnoen aus talienoen
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1942-12-02

nen Blanen lllo 0orbaben, 3ir6e,
Sbule, Sdipeltern uno Giuberu =
allies 5lriidlaiiell in einer Naht ipeg,
nie mebr 5uriid, bofiluneslos :
rette mtr bein 2eben uno bebaltc Sen
GerItano, @ott ipiro sir belien! Mein
gutter S6ubgcilt lno lieber gater 60,
mnnO gtieB bra6te MIDI nad) Gbicago
SIT ben Mlerianern. gfa6 fiiltf @o6eu
auf anraten bon Or. Sas uab 3ome
9itp, &neipp Sanatoriunt, Sic erobe
oeilanltalt fir Merpenleioenoe. 3nu,
@abalb 9abnboi in Chicago brabte
midi ein irilher Yrielter, Heo. Sogan,
st. 8apne, all1 &atient int Mleria~
=Soipital, iooaB id niebt oerun-
gliifte al,f oen1 @ege bortbin. gr lpar
lrbr bilfrcid uno iorgte fir MIDI i'm
3tge. slaes lief mir runo I'M &opI
nnb> id fiirdtete, sob id Iterben mir
Sc, ebe i6 nad Home Gitp fdne.
Der Babalb Bug 5og on lmo nun
ging es in Gle nacb SSslloiana. gSol=
cotoille mar lneiue @biteigeltation,
aber ser 8eg oabin luobl 900 Mei
lell. sSare id) bo6 NAL 90; alles pur=
De mir grau ltnb oilnfel por Sen Mu-
gen; id) lpar am perlinfen. Oa I6aute
ib ollf oie anoere Seite bes 3uges;
81 lab ein 9err ,no xbetete fem 8re-
bier. 9as aab mir Mut. ssd paBte.
.aaf, mas er iuobl tate. gr idien mir,
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1942-12-02

&naben Mnilenbals er0ffneu polle;
baB er bereitS 2ano gcfauft fiir oas
tele Sciut, OaB er sic @riibcr onge.
noumcn, melbe sic Suusluirtlhaft
Ieiten iuollten llnp.. llnO oab er icoen
Snnstug Wielie leleu Weroe fiir ale,
iuelhc SEN Nbio 9Saileufreuno leieu
lno ibm beiu gllteu @erf unterltiit~
gen ipiiroen.
SSm Sanllar 1875 fiiuoet Ct i'm
Ohio @uilen irclno al, baB ct bas
SmlS nno Gigentum getauft babe fiir
bie Mnltalt (oie @ailennlGohen lpiir
Den nodD Columbus, Ohio, ST. Gm
cent, eed,ldt weroen). SSm Moi mir
sen oe 9riioer sic Nnitalt iibcrneb-
men. llno 10 fam es. slnt 9. Moi
fam 9iihof Noiecrolts pon Columbus
nad) 8omerpp lno iucibte sic neue
sluitnlt Cit. Iie slnltalt erbielt Sen
Nalncn ct. Solepb's @ailenbeiluat !;
bieaeid)t nad oer slnltalt ser 9riioer
1T Cincinnati, Sbio. Setting bicB ia
alh Holepb lno mar ielblt aud cine
Sal6malie gelpeIen inlo bate aenllg
fallres 9rot eeaelien. 9arlm Iollte
feine Multalt fiir arme @aiIenfnabcn
ct. SSoIepb'S oein hei6en, 100 iclhe
&mber unter Sem Shuse bes 81. So
fepb hriitlih auflul,hlen lno er5oaen
tpiiroen. 8ei ser @imueibung iuaren
18 @aiieufnabct bon Cincinnati 8op
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chio maiienfrennb

ofeie froben geseben6eiten iino iiib
nno beitern anf oas Ser5 nno @eniit,
bas I'M s(lter oft ,Itnnlpflinnig oabin-
briitet. DIT fonmt es por oaB man
erlt ipdt int 2eben erfabrt ltno err
fennt, mas in friiberen Sugenoiabren
inbeobadtet blieb. Darl,m oenfe id)
DIT baran, mas Hrofeiior Seinridj
2agemann ielig lins stuoenten oft
Iaste: Berg uno 9al beseenen iid
nibt, aber Weni6en begegnen iid im=.
mer i'm 2eben."
X X X
Seit ih inmitten meiner Mrbeit
ODER Mrbeiten nieberbrad nnb o1fes
aufgeben m,Bte, iuos mir lieb nno
teuer tpar, b. f. meine @etneinbe -
Benoelin =, mein Bfarrballs, nit
mciner SdneIter uno saidte, nit
meinen Sahen begin. Diidern, mel.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1942-12-02
(SortI eBllua)

:. sssu oieler 9tlmtmer oes Ohio g8ai.
fefreuno bei6reibt 8ater sSeIiing oie
Mnltalt ber 9riioer in Cincinnati, 3,
gebt elm in man1c GmSelbeiten, sic
pon betl 9riioern, 6eiolst iuerben in
oen Sebrlinasiohren Iiir bic Sitngens.
@eraoe bieie grt lmo sSeiie, mie oie
8ritoer &c. taten mo hieltem fiibrte
er aud Elm fiir ieine 3nabenluaiIen~
onitalt, lpGter in Yomeroe lno 60.
llrnlbrs. Gs iheint iosar, BOB Der
9eIild bes ebrlp. 9rloers 8uIbalis
ibm Sorm uno @eItalt ieiner anItalt,
bte ibm inn @eiite uorId)suebte, CAB.
sSnt Sftober 1874 beridtet er, Bob
ct i'm n0hlten 8riiblins 1875 iein
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1942-12-02
Miftpod, Ben 2. December 1912

L
blirds sSenIter, balo Dnrd. ben 3ug,
itano auf ieste iib tpieoer, ibante ne
ben iid, als luenn er etlpas fltbte;
oann idaute er butter iid) nno balo
fano er mid nit r0llilhem &rage,,
al. gr ieste ieine 9rille 5nredt, itatto
auf mo fam auf MIDI at. .pl
uSello, 5atber, S tbinf pou are q
Brielt."
uSSa', iaste id auf De,.tid, .,oas
bin id", oent id n.erfte sleid, BOP
ct ein oeutlder Serr iei oa5u nod
elm Wfonlignor.
uBobin sebt's oehu2" fraete et
sleid.
SD fabre nod 8ontr gitp, mill
sur 3neipp anItalt.'
80, To-, gab er aur antluort,
.oanu babe id) ia feine @eiellldaft,
SD min audi oabiu. aber lpie. fo,u,'
lueit mir bin2 Ser 3ng fabrt mab
@oltotuille; bas gselt liegt cine Wtei.
| le norolid) bon ser Mnltalt. .
81, iaste iN, ,oie SNueltern bo-
len 1u1s ab inl slito. SIR ebaufIenr
bringt inns lbot bin
so, Iagt er luieoer, ,oann bttt
id) 5ufrieoell lmo rnbig. SD fonnle
BON Nacine, 9Sis.. llnb bin &aplalt
BEL ben 9pnlillifanerl1nclteltrn. SD
lnuB cine Safolr5 boben; id bin gar3
Idadmatt; id) muB enen ooer 5pei
Dtpnate fneippen, Damn gebt's pie-
Ser
,,gitte, tuie beiBen Sie?" fragte
id.
SD beige Nficbael Solepb 2od)e.
mes; friiber Reftor bonn 2ebrericnlt-
mar Yio Mono Gollegilm IN Mitipau.
fee. sScst beibt mon MIDI O'nnlignot
lno ct 5eigte onf ein blancs 9uppi
den, nie er nedii1 iogte; alltG ici er
sefrouter 9ihter NIT 8ater Hoben'
lteiner, ct ~2nnist @to
50 fIlig er alt 5u er5ablen llno 5u
laden, 10 oaB lns sic 3eit niht lang
Imuroc, bis mir anfamen. 8rlno lpar
am 9ubnbof nno bradte inns heioe
balo ins Seim ser 8atienteu. ssie
gelpDbnlid) ltotben Sic Serren bralt,
| Ben nno ld)ailten, iper mpbl fiine; es
maren Sater Oeiiblellbed, &leefamp,
Gbas. 8ugner nnp., bellte one tot.
lulr Heu. afar &al5, g.Y8.S., lebt
nod. Gs muren menige @eiltlidbe Oa
SIT Ser t3eit = IS. SSolnlar 1920,
9alo fanen nod einige Yaitpreu
bon 8isconlin: Mep. George Miin5er,
Garl &lmpelbart, GOpin Slider, De-
troit, 6. @bale,l @rano Napios, ,lnu.
SIN 6riiDiuDr iplrOe bie 3abl immer
[groBer, bis guoe Slmi sic groBe
Wtaiie fam. 9arltnter audi stpei Or
oensbriioer: elmer bon Seebnp = 8r.
Sitns =, Der anbere bon Cincinnati.
9ieler leste mar Ser sSran5isfa,Rrbrlt-
ser &o6lis ssranfenltein, nom Mllt.
terballie Ser Mrnen 8riioer, Mt. 9ll-
perno bel Cincinnati, Sbio. gr lpac
franf lmo iab iebr ldpad) alts uno
500 ale Mufnerflamfeit ser 2eute altf
lib. Or fam 5lt mir, ais ipenn er mid
fannie ,tno brodte mir sic @ritBe
meiner ebrip. Sd)tpeIter Shru. 5a.
biana, Mrmeni.bmeiter oes bl. Sran-
5isfus in Cincinnati Sbio, nit. III.
(, orSonanarmonS+ So hoiAn SrAp,t
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
HATING YOUR ENEMY
By Arthur Bugs" Baer

hate by water and hate by land Of the head and hate Of
the hand"
FROM there he worked up IT, the climax until he was
hating six hundred miles hour with the wind at
his back.
FOLKS vhen you start appeasng gent like that
you trading with wildcat
so call on this nation to start taking hating lessons.
Let's start hate bank and everybody give TRANSMISSION
Of pint of toxin good old pint of corrosive subli
of hot Indignation simonzed with ground glass
ETHICS doesn't want any Of that calm arisocratic
dsdain filtered through antseptic lorgnette
"
START hating at the boiling point. When your
hatred yaporizes then hate 'em by steam.
HATE them until your eyes pop your arteries harden
and you throw a fit. Then hate em in spasms
HATE with pressure Of thirty. six pounds all around
Hate EN- white blister. And then bust the blister
THAT'S the Ethics of Hating. There are none
Distributed by King Features syndests. Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
UNSELFISH

Most Of the soldiers seem TO
be quite unselfish about the
whole thing. Take Pvt. John
d. James Of Fort Sam Houston,
Texas, for example
Dear Elsie Robinson: I think
the both Of them, boy and girl,
should have enough faith In
each other TO not worry about IL.
Each can take care Of himself.
Also, II you were TO have your
girl sit by the fire until It's
over. then came home, married
and found that she wasn't ready
to settle down. wouldn't You
have been better off II you had
let her 60 with other men 70
make up her mind? II things
were bound to come out for the
worse later on, wouldn't you
rather know II now. the sooner
the better?
AS for the men who have
remained back home, I think q
very good way for them 10 do
something for the boys Is to
fix IL so the boys won't have to
worry about their girl friends
not enjoying themselves . little.
At least"
Pvt. John d. James-Age 81.
9th Inf. Med. Det.
Fort Sam Houston, Texas.
($2.60 price,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
HEARTY APPROVAL

Here's q hometown sweetheart
-Estelle Holloway OF New York
City-who has no intention OF
going into seclusion.
81 heartily approve OF serv-
ice mans sweetheart going out
with other men," says Estelle.
I'VE all need the companionship
and interest Of the opposite sex.
eff a girl Is truly In love with
her fiance no one else could
make any difference or come be-
tween them. IL not, II II far bet
ter TO find out the mistake be-
fore marriage than afterwards.
Tam engaged 10 . young man
In the Navy and i can truthfuily
say that I could 20 out with any
number Of young men and none
OF them would interest me ex-
cept In q friendly way. ] like to
70 dancing. attend sports events
and formal affairs, and he
heartily approves Of my going
with a male escort. i always tell
him where ! 30 and whom ! 90
with. I saw him only two days
last year and life certainly would
have been dull II I couldn't have
taken part In various social ac-
tivities where q male escort Is
necessary.
II am truly grateful for the
trust and understanding he has
shown me and ! believe this has
helped cement our love during
the long separation"
K. Estelle Holloway, age 10,
209 Tenth ave.. New York.
ts5 priZc).
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

SHE SES sometimes they
couldn't afford TO buy sugar but
they always had plenty of
molasses because Il was cheap
and my Pops would swesten his
coffee with 1t and donk his
bread In the molasses for dessert
too. She ses they seldom had
any fresh meat but only SOW
belly.
SES just q minute Ethel
and she ses well that's what my
Mons cdils salt pork Joe. Any
way my Mons ses that when
things got better with them and
she commenced buying q few
little luxuries and fixing I'D the
house she always felt that any
thing they got that was an i'm
provement over their young DAYS
was Just so much profit and
that II 1t was taken away from
them they would be no worse
off than they were then.
I SES why Ethel your mons
is what they call a philosopher.
Ethel ses Is that so Joe7 Wen
my Mons ses that when she and
my Pops had to do without q
few little luxuries In the other
war they didn't miss them Be.
cause they were only profit and
they had already enjoyed them.
l sES Ethel I suppose that's q
pretty good way Of looking at
the situation. Ethel ses yes it
Is Joe and my Mons really
means every word she ses but
she Is having a little trouble
with my Pops. I scs All Ia.
l. SES ! suppose he doesn't
agree that giving up those iittis
luxuries will be a pleasure after
living nice and comfortable al
these years7 Ethel scs yes h
does Joe only he wants 20 starr
right In by not taking more
than one bath q week CLAIMING
II will help 10 save soap and nv
Mons can't convince him THAT
IL isn't necessary to DO that
Just yet.
Yours truly
Y JOE TURF.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
$500 price
UNFAIR

But Cadet Lee B. James OF
West Point. says it's unfair 70
the girls TO expect them to give
up their social life.
ANY young girl who has not
had all the years Of normal dat
ing due a girl is almost certain
10 picture her engagement more
and more as . restriction. bind
ing her, instead Of retaining the
pretty picture Of II she first had.
The engagement might survive,
but such q feeling couldn't help
II any.
But II she and her fianee
talk over the situation and
arrive ut an agreement permit.
ting some form Of moderate
dating which they freely discuss
In letters, they will have . bet
ter chance Of remaining sweet
hearts and will develop q trust
and understanding which will
insure greater happiness In their
life later on"
Lee q. James.
Co. IL" u. s. c. c.
West Point. N. Y.
$500 prize.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

will have TO do without many
things she has been accus-
toned TOT / ses people will
miss many little Injuries that
they have been enjoying for
years but that they will not
be able TO get during the war
and Ethel ses not my Mons
and not my Pops either. My
Mons SEES it will be a vacation
/ SES how is that Ethel I
She ses well my Mons ses
that when she and my Pops
were first married they were
very poor and couldn't buy
any little Injuries and any
way a lot of those little lux
uries hadn't been invented
and people didn't know about
them. They didn't have
canned beans for instance
Joe and when my Pops
wanted beans my Mons had
to go down to the grocery
and buy loose beans and cook
them for him.
SHE SES yes Joe but it
would be very inconvenient
for me. My Mons SEES they
didn't have a million other
things in those days that
people have now. Not even
aluminium cookers Joe or hot
water bottles and other rub
Der things that are very
handy nowadays but that are
going to be very scarce. Ny
Mons ses she always used a
hot flatiron instead of a hot
water bottle and it generally
turned out pretty good.
I SES all right gorgeous but
what's the point? Ethel ses
people didn't have vacuum
cleaners in those days and my
Mons ses manys the time she
almost broke her back pushing
a broom around.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

The ETHICS Of HATING YOUR ENEMY refuses TO
turn the other cheek to anything except barber.
ETHICS insists that hatred, retaliation and revenge
are the ingredients Of victory.
DO unto thine enemy he doeth unto thee. But do
it twice.
THE Japs hate with hate that would nckelplate
iceberg
THE Germans hate with venom that would make
a rattlesnake sew couple buttons.
so WE kidding ourselves If don't match
treachery for treachery and sabotage for destruction
LET'S repeat lesson in political hating written by
a German gentleman who afterward said il merely
the expression of momentary mood He didn't apo-
ogize until 1920.
But in 1914 he wrote, An oath of bronze wind
shake, oath for and their sons to take
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

FOTL mOiliilOubAi, w. "
Dear Miss Robinson:
The psychologists would
probably say that girls should
have lots Of dates with other
fellows, and In normal times ]
would agree TO that. but not in
these turbulent times. It's my
opinion that the girls We left
behind should be waiting there
when We come back.
Some OF us t0tli not come
back. We are dtpdre OF that and
are quite Willing TO take our
lighting chances. but In doing
that there Is one thing clear IN
mn mind and that OF my bunk
mdtes-du the time zoe keep be-
fore US a picture OF that GIRL at
home. IL - our anchor--our
lifeline.
"Knoptno that there Is some
one mating at home, our desire
10 return Is much more intense.
10 Is a desire that tDtu drive q
man TO great tasks, and 10 snS-
tdtns him In tough moments.
I'VE are told that we are sac
rificing a great deal and we hear
many speeches intended TO boil
ster our morale. We're not wor-
ried about our sacrifices but our
morale depends . great deal
more upon the certainty Of that
weekly letter from the home
town girl than upon anything
the morale department can
think up"
Pvt. Robert r. Seely-age %.
Co. A. 4th Trng. Bn.
S.C.R.T.C., Fort Monmouth. N. j.
$500 prize)
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

MACARTHUR WASH { the
only hero on Bataan PENN
sula, as this story, just arrived
reveals. In the early days Of the
campaign, Macarthur sum-
moned an engineer and asked;
How long will it take 10
throw a bridge across this
streami"
Three days" was the re-
ply.
Good" snapped MacAr-
thur. Have your draughts-
men make drawings right
away"
Three days later the Gen
eral sent for the engineer and
asked how the bridge was COM
ing.
ITS all ready" was the
answer. "You can send your
men across now, il you don't
have to wait for them pic
lures. They amt done yet :"
MEOW A catty actress Wis
tied the Now. Voyager" set in
H'wood and congratulated Ilka
Chase on her recent book. Il
enjoyed It," she said. Who
wrote it,"
Darling" clawed nka, I'm
so glad you liked It. Who read
IL TO your"
IN MooRE's the other din
nertime Eddie Cantor. Lou Holtz
and Chico Marx were wondering
about Ben Bernie. Are things
all right?" one Of Us queried.
Don't worry about Bernie"
said an eavesdropper. II happen
10 know that whether he works
or not. he has an income OF
$4,000 a year"
Us that enough--the way he
bets" asked Chico.
Those who'll suffer" gagged
wag. will be his relatives"
z MOORE'S never puts q glass
OF water on your table. Because;
That's no way 10 sell beerl"
An impatient and thirsty pat
ron complained: Hey What's
man gotta do TO get Q glass OF
water in this placer"
Start a fire." was the reply,
JERRY COOPER would have
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
Night Club PdtTiof

Wight Club PATRIOT
He III q big cigar and shook
his head. :.
His yacht, he feared, wds up
for the duration,
The station wagons tires had
lost their tread
And left him iH a tragic
situdtion.
OF course, the sugar shortage
WdSBt bad
He had enough on hand 10
Last q year,
But all that mob in Washing
ton Uere mad
The pdy they lunged against
the profiteerj
The income tar would make an
angel sredr.
He apped his Scotch-and-
Soda Nth a from
And rallied Against dIdrm-
lists" on the air
Their nonsense kept his
stocks and spirits down. =.
Proud in the night the Yankee
guns still roar
As He'll breaks loose in hot
CorregidorL
DON VAIN.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

fornia, because it's not pa
triotic."
II don't approve Of girls who
see their sweethearts Off and
the moment their backs are
turned run out with any Tom.
Dick and Harry who may ask
them. IL isn't fair to the men
who are protecting our country.
They're doing their part, % girls,
we can at least do our share.
1.-THE girls can keep busy max
Ing candy and cookies and writ
ing letters TO their sweethearts.
and can 20 to the movies with
other girls or even spend . quiet
evening ut home.
BE loyal 10 your sweethearts
in the service! They need you
TO keep up their moraie!"
Ruth Rickcy-age 10.
81 Lincoln Park, San Anselnlo.
Calf.
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you believe q drunk pulled this
spiel on Sand Street as he APP
preached passersby for q drink.
Mdrdon me. Ptster,
I'm under the nttluerce OF
fncohol.
fool so Ieeltsh.
Some thtnkle peep I'm dunk
Do you7
THIS IS the one about the
Strip-teaser who had a Vassar
pennant on her undressing room
wall. a collection Of Toscanini
records and an original Picasso,
As she sat there being inter-
viewed Tin her birthday clotheS),
the newsman asked for an ex-
PLANTATION.
WELL" she weld. IT gradu-
ated from Vassar. Ny father
got the Toscanini recordings
from a music critic friend. and
got the Picasso on my last trip
with him 10 Paris"
But I don't understand" al
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
AGAINST III

I'm absolutely against girls
going out with men ut home
when they have q boy friend In
the military service" cries Ruth
Hickey Of San Anselmo. Cali
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

Attractive June Bradshaw (above), a
'teen-age private secretary of 303 w. SOth
st., Manhattan, prays daily for the safe,
early return Of her sweetheart who is
somewhere in the Southwest Pacific"
with the American Expeditionary Forces,
and she spurns the advances or proffered
caresses Of other men. She is very en-
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10

planning already and Ethel
ses 0 no. My Mons ses it
will be a pleasure to her
like it was in the last war.
I SEES how can she figure
it will be a pleasure when she
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-10
IN and Douu R,oaAway
with WALTER WINCHELI -----

most wept the reporter. How
did you ever happen to get into
this naked business7"
oh" she shrugged, lust
luck"
FROM VARIETY: only three
pictures have played five-week
engagements at the Music Hall
before Reap the Wild Wind.
They were Snow White, Re
becca', Philadelphia Story and
Woman OF the Year"
Isn't show business bad enough
without arithmetic like that?
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Should Soldiers SWeethl
Date Other Men,
Nv ELSIE ROBINSON

1t would be impossible to print all the atters Of przewn
ming cabre this topic but here few that certainly de-
serve space Listen this plea from Pvt Robert Seey of