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Evening star., 1942-07-21
Drake Sisters Go
To West Coast

Miss Alice Hutchins Drake and
her sister, Miss Helen Morton Drake
have gone to the West Coast for a
several weeks stay and Friday the
former will entertain at luncheon
for her sister at the Sunset Club in
Seattle. After spending some time
with friends they will 60 to San
Francisco and Hollywood before re-
turning to their Washington home.
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Staying at Resort

Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Kolar Of this
city and Riverside, Ill, have gone
for months stay to Atlantic City.
They have with them as their guest
Mrs. Joseph F. Pribyl Of Chicago, a
former Ziegfeld girl, and Mrs. Ko-
lars sister. Mrs. Kolar is the
daughter of the late Otto r. Fuerst,
Czechoslovakian nevspaperman and
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Sorority Party

Mrs. Charles P. Ryland will en-
tertain the Alpha Delta Chapter OF
Delta Zeta Sorority of George Wash
ington University on Friday at her
Massachusetts, avenue home. The
guests will be entertained by taking
an imaginary trip to the South Sea
Islands.
Miss Pattie Moore will give the
members some of the high lights of
the Delta Zeta national convention,
held at French Lick Springs, Ind,
from which she has just returned.
Evening star., 1942-07-21
William J. Thomases
Entertain Son and
Dauahter.in.Law

Weekend guests Of Mr.. and Mrs
William John Thomas of Sandy
Spring were their son and daughter
in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Malcolm F.
Thomas, whose wedding took place
recently in Baltimore. A small din
ner party in their honor was given
Saturday night at Cloverly. Mr.
Malcolm Thomas has Just been
graduated from the keystone Radio
School in Pittsburgh and is now serv-
ing in the armed forces.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Hartshorne
Stabler were hosts at an informal
dance Saturday at their home in
Sandy Spring.
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Midsummer Weddings
Continue to Hold Interest
Miss Betty Middleton Becomes Bride
OfLf. S. ". Breu,er, Air Forces, L. S. A .

Midsummer weddings them hastily because
brdegroom
these aracvy
Betty Btton Middleton
Middleton 1t Sidney Wheeler
S A
Episcopal
Teller officiating O'Clock
the G. H. Cooke cousin of the bride
daughter marriage She
Middleton maid
included another Mrs John Hoberg
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Back From Visit

Miss Kate M. Ellis has returned
to her apartment on Chaplin street
after spending 10 days at Big Pool,
Md, where she was the guest of Miss
Nan Holland. Before returning Miss
Ellis stopped in Baltimore for q
short visit with her nieces.
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Visiting in Bethesda

Miss Margee Idler of Webster
Grove, Mo, is visiting Miss Louise
Toll German in the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles q.
German, in Bethesda. This evening
Miss German will entertain in honor
of her guest and Thursday will give
another party in honor of the visitor
Evening star., 1942-07-21

and Miss Winifred SChaeffer.
The brides gown was of chantilly
lace fashioned with long skirt falling
into a two-yard long train. The
bodice was fitted and had square
neckline and long-fitted sleeves.
Her full-length veil was of tulle
held by a coronet of chantilly lace
and clusters of orange blossoms. Her
attendants wore dainty frocks OF
marouisette, the maid of honor in
shell pink and the others in blue.
Each had a veil to match her gown
held by wreaths of flowers like those
in their bouquets. Miss Archer car
ried pink roses and blue delphinlum
and the others lad bouquets OF
pink roses.
1t. James J. Jaggers, Air Forces,
Z S. A., was best man for 1t. Brewer
and the ushers included two other of
his fellow officers Of the Air Forces,
1t. James MaNealy and 1t. Howard
Hutton and Mr.. Maury Middleton,
ir., brother of the bride, and Mr..
Marvin Jones.
The reception was held in the
home of the brides parents in
Chevy Chase when Mrs Middleton,
mother of the bride, received the
members of the two families and
intimate friends who were the
guests. Mrs. Middleton wore blue
chiffon costume trimmed with crys-
tails. and had assisting her Mrs.
Charles w. Michael Of Bel Air, Md,
cousin of the bride; Mrs. David
Masterton and Mrs. William NC
REYNOLDS. Mr.. Julian Middleton
Archer. cousin of the bride, and
Mrs. Archer of New York and Mr..
Michael we're among the out-of-
town guests.
1t. Brewer attended the Univer-
sity of Florida, where he was a
member of the Sigma Phi Epsilon
Fraternity His bride attended the
National Cathedral School and was
graduated this year from the Ma
tional School of Art. She is a
granddaughter of the late Mr.. G, w.
Middleton, for many years chief
clerk of the United States Supreme
Court, and her maternal grand
father was the late Mr.. John w.
Maury, one of the early mayors of
Washington.
Another prettily arranged wedding
took place yesterday morning in
St. Anthony's Church. when Miss
Veronica Julia Hughes became the
bride of Mr.. William F. Patterson.
The ceremony was performed at 9
o'clock, followed by nuptial mass.
Mr.. John Francis Hughes escorted
his sister to the sanctuary, where
the bridegroom awaited her. Mr..
Hughes also acted as best man for
Mr. Patterson.
The bride wore two-piece dress
Of pique and white hat with
shoulder length veil. She carried a
white rose on her prayer book. Her
sister, Miss Mary Frances Hughes,
was maid of honor, wearing a two
piece suit of yellow eyelet embroi-
dery with a hat and gloves of white,
and her corsage bouquet was of
purple iris.
Mr.. and Mrs. Patterson left later
on their wedding trip. After August
Is they will be at home at 4314
HAYWOOD drive, Mount Rainier, Md.
Mrs. Patterson is the daughter OF
Mr. and Mrs. John F. Hughes, and
the bridegroom Is the son of Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas F. Patterson, also
of WASHINGTON.
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Mrs. Byron Returns

Representative Katharine Edgar
Byron returned yesterday from a
weekend visit at Narragansett Pier,
where she stayed at the Chancet
Club.
Evening star., 1942-07-21
Phillips in London
As Donovan Aide

By the Associated Press.
LONDON, July 81. - William
Phillips, former United States Am
bassador to Italy, arrived at the
United States Embassy here today
to direct the Office of Strategic
Services.
Mr.. Phillips was assigned to work
under Col William J. Donovan
whose office was directed by Presi-
dent Roosevelt in June to collect
and analyze such strategic informa-
ton as may be required by the
United States joint chiefs of staff"
and to plan and operate such spe-
cial services as many be directed
by the United States joint chiefs
of staff"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
REAR ADMIRALE
ANGRY AT CRITICS
Marley H. SimOns Praises
Work Of Navy in Its Sub
Campaign

Elizabeth City, N. O., April o.
(UP)-The Axis has 'paid o terrible
price In both submarines and men"
TO achieve Its record OF ship sink
lngs on the Atlantic coast, Rear
Admiral Manley H, simons said yes
terday.
Speaking In connection with dedi-
cation Of o new S6,O00O00 lighter
than-air craft base, Simons said use
OF dlrigibleS greatly win lessen the
number Of sinkings In east coast
waters.
He said the new base here-thlrd
OF O series Of such establishments
along the Atlantic coast-wlll help
the nations armed forces In their
effort 10 destroy Axis submarines
operating In this vicinity, before the
toll Of their victims mounts higher,
slmons assailed civilian critics who
''slt OF their telephones and call
our armed forces efilcient because
they permit these submarines to
sink 20 many tankers,"
1.-THE same citizens who criticize
our navy for not sinking more Of
these submarines glory In the fact
that our own submarines apparently
with complete immunity operate for
weeks ut o time In Japanese waters
and sink dozens Of Jap ships and
then return TO their bases un-
scathed," he added.
Ro asserted "there Is no founda-
ktaS. ID A.a,kYa aas RHatS ,.y4alo,aAu(Vae
campaign" OF alleged lack Of cooper
alton between the army, navy
marine corps and coast guard, and
declared;
Cooperation 10 Coed
'"Thege Is no lack Of cooperation
All services are working with one
common aim, and that Is TO destroy
every Axis submarine operating In
these waters as soon e. II 9 human
~ possible 10 And them"
He said that with such vast areas
10 protect rs the Atlantic coastline
ut would take more planes and
more destroyers than we have 10
get oil the submarines which ore
sent 10 this seaboard,"
SNtk WeA yVd HON0atJl R0 eWAN
that the Axis has paid terrible
price In both submarines and men
TO achieve her record Of slnkings on
the Atlantic seaboard.
I'VE could do better II we had
more destroyers and more planes
against them, but II might, DO well
to consider that II we diverted more
destroyeFS and more planes to SUBJ
marine sinkings we would have
achieved much less elsewhere"
He said II would DO well for the
average citizen to remember that
these In command must make their
choice on disposition Of the forces
available so as to win the war, and
to win II % fast as possible.
The base commissioned here will
be another OF the in-shore bling
patrols which strike German sub.
marines before the submersihles car
strike merchant shipping,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
NOTICE

STATE Of CONNECTICUT, DIS
TRICT OF WATERBURY,, IS. PRO-
BATE COURT, March 30th, 1919.
ESTATE Of WILLIAM s. JONES,
late OF the town of Waterbury, in
said district, deceased.
The Court OF Probate for the Dis
krict OF Waterbury, hath limited and
allowed six months from the date
hereof for the creditors Of said
estate to exhibit their claims for
settlement. These who neglect 20
present their accounts, properly at
tested, within said time, viii be
deharrod a recovery. AL persons
Indebted TO said estate are request
Cd to make immediate payment TO
WILLIAM IA. JONES'
The CITIZENS 4 MANUFACTURER RS
NATIONAL BANK,
Executors.
ny THOMAS y. MOORE.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
1NlRNkLa AND oIIHKKe

&MAt4MA9A &AGN0 QMAANdA3&
You horror story dovotees whI
haven't had q good slesh-crawlinr
session since Arch Oboler's famous
lights Out" series left the cir wal
doubtless Find NBCS Ozark Enn-
taGy" dramas On acceptable substi.
tute. Those hair-raisera have been
On the ctr Tor some time Cd 1850
q. M, but beginning tomorrow night
they'll he moved 10 an earlier hour
and will DO broadcast q few minutes
past the wilohing hour, from 1906
10 1880 q. m. Tomorrow nights
broadcast Cor Saturday mornings II
you must DO teohnlcal) II Titled 1.-THE
Thlng From Darkness" and centers
around O weird creature from the
depths OF q dark and sultgy cavern
THE "Thing" stalks human prey
leaving behind u terror and de-
struction. written by scott Bishop
the dramas In the forthcoming Sc
rios, by their names alone, tell Of
shlvers that await listeners--such
eerie titles as "The Edge OF the
shadow" 1.-THE Screaming Skulls,
and '1The Letter from Yesterday
xishnp. who has an unusual feeling
Tor xAntaay, works by this rule;
'sQlve the listener enough material
% let his imagination 60 TO work
and he'll supply his own goose pim-
PIES"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

i0:O0--Glenn Miller Orch.
10:15-Marvels OF Vision
1O:30-Treasury Star Parade
1O:a6--News
i1:O0-News Analysis, Albert
Warner
11:15-Dick Stable Orch.
11:3O-Guy Lombardo Orch.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
YAELRR SNOW nETTER


Back when Rudy vAllee first start
Cd his Thursday night show Cor the
dairy people, the half hour struck
me as being hardly worth waiting up
TO hear. Even when Barrymore
Joined the show 10 make what ives
described as "the best comedy team
In years," II sAill wasn't up TO ex-
pectations. Some weeks ego, how
ever, jean Davis was added TO the
cast Rs q regular member. That
move turned out TO be the best thing
that ever happened TO the Vallee.
Barrymore show. The loose-limbed
Miss Davis Is an absolute riot, and
I highly recommend the program Cd
one OF the funniest on the DIR, Add
ed 10 the gang for tonlghts show Is
Connie Bennett who'll play the part
Of o phoney countess In the play
Of the week, Titled Return Engage
ment."
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
ATHLETE STRETCHES FOR
NAVY

Easton, Pa. --(Up)- william Nc.
knight, all.around athlete at La.
fayette college, found he was one.
eight Of an inch short Of require.
Enents for en- ensign's commission In
the navy. For three weeks he fol-
lowed strict exercises and succeed.
ed IN stretching his body to quail,
i1eation height.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

Army Day Il moving day FOR The
MIC "Telcphone Hour" On and
after April Q, che program win be
heard an the East from Q 10 0,30
p. IA. Mondays Due 20 the
fact that Che regular Friday con-
cert Of tho Philadelphia Orchestra
would fan on Good Friday, the
WATR Mutual broadcast SEIZED.
uIea eOr tomorrow has been chang
cd 30 next Monday at $3.50 .
Baseball has made 10 appearance
en- WATR advance schedules. The
local station win again carry maj
or league games from Boston this
season, with the opener set Cor
April II. Jlm Britt will describe
tlle InterClty game between the
Braves and Red S0x Lieut.. Col.
wv. n. Herman, who caused q ma
tiomswlde Rlutter Of excitement
with his beck Defense win Not
win The War;" makes another
radio appearance tonight. He'll
participate In the "Town Meet
ing" discussion over BLUE tonight
aG Q.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
JOINS NAVY, ESCAPES ARREST

JOINS NAVY, ESCAPES ARREST
Portland, Ore.-(UP)-One Port
lander Is convinced that he profit
cd" BY Joining the navy. Two po-
licemen came to the home Of Leon
ard Erdman With q warrant for his
arrest on Q trafilc charge. They
tore 1t up when Erdman informed
them that he had oyerparked while
enlisting.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
LEWIS IN CHICAGO

Fulton Lewis, JF., continuing his
peFegrlnations ~ Your Defense
Reporter" visits the Revere Cop
per and Brass Company, Chicago,
tonight % lOlS0 .. m. His bread"
cast win be heard, - usual, over
WATR. The Revere Company b
concerned mainly with shell.Cast"
ing, and 0 survey of the work done
there win complete Lewis series
devoted 10 @ study Of shell fabFl-
cation from raw material 70 che
finished product.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
TINS WOLF BAIT ExPLODEs

Wilburton, Kas. --(UP)-- blow
on their heads" Is the way to rid
Kansas Of coyotes, says Lee Will
bur. He places q capsule, filled
with explosive, In some meat and
leaves 1t where the coyote can gel
II. When the animal bites into the
capsule 1t explCdes.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
sYFR,s ALSO A TANK

SHES AASV n AhNM
Betty Jane Rhodes Is not yet 81,
but she has already achieved the
distinction Of having q tank named
after her. Il started when one OF
che men In Company !, I3th Ar
snOFed (Tank) Regiment, wrote Bet
ty q fan letter after hearing her
Wednesday night Mutual program,
"Ttine Up, Anerical" Her picture
was placed on convenient object,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
Dial Doings

land--as girls seem 10 attract attsn.
ton Ia On Army camp, for aong
reason OF other the men Og The
18th developed q fondn0ss for Mlsl
Rhodes. Next thing Betty knew
she was informed that there was q
large, rumbllng tank with the sanal
name % hors. Hardly appropriate
but highly gratifying,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

LOST Small purse, containing Sl5,
and keys Return TO 20 Bridge st.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

az Plymouth Deluxe Sedan, Rs H,
JOHN J. COLLINS, INC,
"a willow st, Dial S-2l24
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
Take Shortcut To Results With Democrat Want AdDal 42l2l
L@t ana bound

LOST Large canvas truck body
cover on Lower south Main St.,
Thursday, March 26, Please return
to Chase Rolling Mill Plant. North
Main ST,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
Employment
Men Wanted

WANTED-Furniture refinisher,
Good pay. Must be experienced,
Write BoX-84, Witty. Democrat.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

WKEVNtlAN EWUIMNE
WITH BING
with . eut-ln from Chicago hy
the Kraft ChOEAl Society $50 y
KNEH "must' Mt Christmas and
Easter time and guests Claude
ThGFnhill and walter Piageon IN
the studio, Blng Crosby has \ sAol-
lar llne-up foF tonlghts O'oleek
broadcast over MIC. Blng's Songs
win include che seasonal "Easter
Parade" and hem BE- 3olMea By
Mary Martin IN "Apple Blossom
TlmN,p
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
. FersOnalA

Dental Plates Repaired 3 hrs. 81
Your old plate made like new. up
CITY DENTAL LABORATORY
lel East Main st, Dial S-eOsV
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

1885 BUICK Convertible Coupe
j. G. MOTORS, INC.
Studehaker Sales and Service
II Willow st, Dial S-2lSl
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

USED CARS-l9SGs TO l94l's
RALPH G. THERIAULT co. :
cas- WATERFOWL Ave. Dial S-0l6l
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

WOMAN to help with light house
work and care OF three school
children. $50 Wolcott st. Tel
3-49l5.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
WATR PROGRAMS
1890 KilOCycles

S.Oc-Mutual Goes Calling
3.56-CAmp Grant m Review
4;00--Andy JaeobBon's Orch,
4,3O--Tho Johnson Family
4iA6--CommunIty Program
b;lb-In the Future
bs30--sN0wB
b;I6--Easy Llatenin'
0.L0--YRnkee News
0ii5--TreaBury Star Parade
8,3O-pleaBuF and pront
B,4b-=HItB ana Bits
7,00-Fulton Lewis, Jr.
7,lS-HoFe's Morgan
7:26--AFound the Ring
T.aG--phone Your Answer
7!4b-lnslde OF Sports, Jack
siCo-SSms Your song
Si50--For Your Information
Bl46--Woody Herman's Orch,
et00--NewB; Dancing Discs
Oiib--Jack starr Hunt, News
Oi26-pon Dunphy, Sports
Oi30--Spotlight Bands
e.4b-Mlss Meade'B Children
10 Gram swing
10iiB-Huby NewmRn's orch,
iOia0-Your Defense Reporter
i0ilb--orFln fuckers Orch,
tii00--YRnkee News
ii,ib--flrltAin Speaks
iil9O--TFoploal 4oFenRdo
iS'VO- TOMORROw
g,O0-Yankee Nawa
S,i6--uaoPge and Dixie
s.30-The Early Bird
Ri1b--Mornlng DeVotlonB
D.O0-Bhoppera Guide N
iOi Merritt Ruddoek, news
i0iib--AuBtrallnn News
l0i9o--Blnging strings
iOtAB-Army HighllghtB
ii.00--B, r. BeFeevici
iiii6-Ruth Moss Interviews
iii;SS-JShn MeteAife's Choir Loft
igi0O--J0hn u. Hughes
igiib--Molodie Moments
is!SS-pr," j.. II, whitaker. TALK
i.0O--Yankee News
i,ib-Around the Town
i,4b---BroadwA Bandwagon
2,0O--Codrlc Foster, c0mmentatol
s;i6-Andy JRoobson'B Orch,
2iS0-To DO announced.
4ii6--Augustana College Choir
aI3O--The johnson Family
A;4b-communlty Program
B.1b-fn the Future
6,30-NewB
b;45--Rasy Llstenln'
6;00N-YAnkee News
6:s0-Pieasure and Profit
B,4b--Hitb and Bits
7;O0-Fulton Lewis, Jr.
7,ib-Herea MOrgRni news
7,20--Lone Ranger
S;00--Cal Tlnney--siSlng up the
a,iS-i,SNwue OF Women Voters
8;30--SongB for Marching Men
N;OO.-NeWs; Dancing Discs
O,9O-SpotlIght Bands
D,46-MlRa Mead0's Children
lO;OO--Cedrio Foster, Common.
tator
iO,tb-s-,ro DO announced
i0:3OABIily Keaton's Variety SHOW
IL ;0O--Yankeo News
ii,i5-CaPl HUff's Orch.
iiisO-"Xour HongB'
l2;0O-SIgn OF. l.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02
Women Wanted

GIRLs-wanted. Apply n person.
Perry's Laundry, Al Jefferson ST.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

WANTED-Girl TO do light house
work. Very good wages. Phone 3-710o
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

Packard Waterbury, Inc.
"A Safe Place To Buy"
AS2 WATERFOWL Ave. Dial 4-6lO9
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

The above assessments are due and
! payable ct the Office Of the Collector
| Of Taxes. City Hall. Waterbury.
Attest:
JOHN DlcoRPo,
s-a-as caezk.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1942-04-02

159O--WBRY--S6
p. NJ.
l:OO-Olga Coelho, Songs
4:l5--Hlghway TO Health
4:3O--"Sing Along"
4;45--News-Bet the Lines
5:O0--Eddle Mayehoff's Request
Bureau
5:15--Suppertimers
5:45-Dick Leibert-Organ
S:55--NeWs
6:OO-The Sportsman
6:i5-The Forty Fathomers
6:S0--~Newg
e:l5-The world Today
7:O0--Columbia Masterworks OK
Music
7.S0--Maudie's Diary
8;0O-~Ronnfe Stonep Radios
Eroubndour
g.fs--fsest We Forget~~Our
ConssikMtlen
s.a0-The Peoples Platform
s.Eh~-Elmer navin--News
e:0a-Ni Music salon
9.iH-U. y. Array Band
49, $50 lAeAeas~t~A rHsff - 80 a&#F
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-24
Roofs and Saddles of 1917
4 Yrs. to Train Hoss.
} Months for Officer
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

If you scared Of wild bosses you had better stav
away from the picket line 5 G. NJ. on a cold November
morning
That's tough detail, for il going into a line Of
wild Percherons and hanging bag eating end
An artillery boss smell on a dark winter morning
mile away upwind.
That makes him mill. When 80 big bruisers mill thew
oste each other Then they kicking means
broken legs.
The haers get tangled up. and takes brave man to
go in there in the dark and peg bag fouegged
maniac
The bosses kick bite and stand about
80 feet whirl the bag three times my by
the straps, let her 20 and holler
Share that among you"
When that bag of breakfast cereal hit the
didn't wait for the and strawberries Nobody
the nerve to break up the riot until dawn
Then shagged off TO the calaboose 10 be court
martialed for conduct unbecoming a mailorder heel.
didn't mind being in cell so long they didn't court
martial boss and put him in there with
wouldn't approach bicycle without big red apple
after that.
They told I couldn't get commission until I could
ride boss. decided go back to reform school and
graduate roller skates.
1t takes two years train artillery boss and only three
months for artillery officer That's why officer kick
a boss back
One of the had to do fall off back
the galop and roll out of danger Many punk rolled
AWOL before coming up for air
Nothing mechanical in those days except the hinges
your kit Now all artlleryman needs monkey
wrench and oil At think more fun the
old way
By
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-24
The Brighter Side

MY INTEREST is excited by
Al advertisements in many of
the slick paper magazines of
mems shoes that make a fell
low taller. | Judge from the
tone Of these ads that il has
been discovered there is sex
appeal in masculine tallness.
One Of them says:
IF you want to be taller than
She Is, keep her on her toes,
make her look up TO you. Wear
soandso shoes"
These shoes, I am told bysthis
and other ads of the same nat
ure Of other brands of shoes. are
no higher-heeled than your regu-
lar shoes. The difference is an
invisible inner ramp which pro-
duces the increased elevation.
Maybe IAN ad says she IL
embarrassed because she Is taller
than you are"
/ see the point. The idea is
A high-pocketS of a dame who
may be attractive to peewee no
longer need fear that she has TO
stoop over TO hear what the guy
is saying if he wears those ele-
VatorS.
They bring him up eye-to-eye
with her. though one defect in
this, in the opinion of some of
my short-legged friends with
whom | have discussed the mat
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-11-24
BY Damon RunyOn

ter. Is that il also places his
chin up there very handy TO her
In case OF a swinging match.
HOWEVER this is detail
H scarcely worth the consider
alton of ladies and gentlemen.
The thing that concerns me
about the elevator is the integ-
rity OF the tallness they produce.
Suppose a tall doll marries a
bloke under the impression that
he is long drink of water and
when he takes off his shoes she
learns he is an inner ramp man
in reality no higher than her
knees?
Would you not say this situa-
ton smackS of deception ?
Would you not say fraud here
rears its ugly head?
OF course a solution would be
the requirement by all gals of
the first baseman type that prior
10 plighting their troth the man
in the case remove his shoes
and submit 10 measurement from
head 10 foot
But l suppose ladies Of
height that renders them self
conscious and embarrassed when
Strolling down the avenue with
guy short enough 10 run under
daschund with a high hat on.
would be too bashful 10 request