Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1942-02-19
IMAGINARY INTERVIEWS
The First 'Doughboy Abroad, and

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(The First 'Doughboy Abroad, and
30 adolf. Hitler.)f 'rglisi e
1YanhA-Adolf, l. am herea4 ri ,eny
,Adolfi-77I'n be- seeing you.oda d,id
Yank-and sooner than you think!
| hear you've Been having a dis
agreeable winter. tt5Eoo ton aeoh -
Adolf can't be intimidatede by.
YahEfhatt tai amt 4tltaha the way ay,11hS heard
it!dt G!dliW an1ulaT U9u1 OH % iTs
audt bne w*t *yd* DediTnaa1q smI
Adolf Bah! o You're green and un-,
trained, You, represent a, capital
istic nation. You are soft and fab;
by. en1H'9T a0ili
7Yank-The voice is,zthe voiceoof
Adolf but the words are the words
Is III ORR. .a.tw 10 bnBdsu
u Adolf-nWhere' are you? 2s f9ua
bsi Yank-Wouldn'ts you Il like toaoe
: know -,.,,a.o. .,,.,,t ,,o,-a
Adolf-I'n7 ,ff find iSoa out. sa'Fa fS'a'9
IS Yank-You bet From now on q .
/ I'LL be in constant touch 8 la.6&
/ Adolf suppose youo realize you
are up against an unbeatable army.
Yank-Nix on that. ] ,read, that
news from Russia. oElf' 20 ! ~
Adolf-Russ phooey! Pm not
finished with IherlCyetdi Us hlsh sa7
I Yank--Boy, how, you wish you,
were! Lissen, Adolf, how's your
nervous breakdown coming along p
Adolf-Thatt was all newspaper
talk have no, nervous breakdown.
Yank-In. see. that you get one.
now! Are you still wearing that uni
form you were never going to take
off until you had licked the world?
Adof-Jal Ja!,,+.,o 81, - a,, -.
.Yank-I didn't know coolies -
could stay 50 long in one place.
Say, why don't you get7Wise and 2.
sue for peace? irsun taertf adf 2,
Adolf-Me sue for peace! I've i,
got the world under my heel.
. Yank-A1l got from that SEN
( tence was y0llr name. TJi'
Adolf-What name?x oIrfrooa2f
Yank-Heel. -, -. ~,
Adolf Nincompooop!o I consider
you too small for ME to notice. b,at
Yank-f you think you look over
sized you're crazy How are your
generals. '
Adolf aDon't worry about my gen 4
erals.g aaT s7lbgi '8lbodt9M at Il
Yank-7If you amt worried why
SHOULD ! be-? ,ayg ,o,u.a oa 2l9ta /
Adool Off itching, to get a crack
at you. j a8 q 'P5' II III "a ''''''S
sYank-You're a poor judge OF
what causes those itches, Adolf.
And, lissen, I've got a. proposition
for partner of yours. It's an Of
fer for Mussolini. Hollywood wants
him in Keystone comedy revivals.
:Adolf-He'd : be. no funnier. there
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Yank-Why do you get all
your partners out of: vaudeville? &c
'Benito could have come from no
place efse.- And now you're ty--
ing up with Japanese acrobats.
Adolf-7You'd better sn6kSsdis-
paragesmy aerobats. TRey're
putting on quite an act.
Yanke- They, crossed 7usSr by
coming on during mtermission.
Ayear from now they Won't even
be able to, get bookings in Perth
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Adolf-You amuse me.
Yank-sY ou'H' laugh all over When
you see. what Rvecbrought over for
you. ,sit I'd aag3ys ns8T 15r.s ;ssact
Adolf-What lis it2d, asssT .g;os
Yank-A bucksaW...u 49,. ..,..
Adolf-What would I do with a
bucksaw? sx
Yank-You'l tHd out!
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Hitler has one great advantage
over the rest of. the Nazis; he
doesn't have to lister. to Hitler.
One of the most>encouraging signs
at Washington is the gradual disap-
pearance Of all those boys who were
suddenly thrown off the stalling
standard. y ~ s>sss-,
.as,as:s, asss sgssIs sssssszses,
Harvey Wiley Corbett, noted
architect, says, the day of the
skyscraper is over. That strikes
us as a be1ated comment. 'Tt's
years since any body,s had coi1r-
age@to build r'ahythHg higher
than three stories. 7.asM a3.4N
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An engineer says red lights should
bel used during blackout. Nots we
hope, in the theory 1hat9 anybody
~ 5HlKf4td'.'S lJ1sN ITH1I1I
"WANTED - PARTNER for
my small farm3 EASY job.
will make the debts and he will
pay them. PIPE Grove Farm,
Narrowsburg ~" - Della
ware ValleysN News. q /
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