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The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
10 PINS
BY FRED r. DrRRETTE

So many things are happening
SO fast these days that Il is hard
for your slave 10 keep up with them
but just The same | am not going Ia
apologize for eomethinc that didn {
happen. Instead. Won't even mcn-
ton that the Paradis, Bowl didn't
open on Sept 20 and that the new
opening date IS tentatively set for
Sept. 30 and that Local 600 CO
will open its league schedule as a
part OF tho sneak opening.
The ladies take The spotlight M
the Rotary and Forest clubs ~ they
prepared for their openings during
the week. Jewell Iarke reports
That they did some high pin spill
ing up AT the Roiar, where she has
a desk job. Must 81 the young In.
dies seems 10 want ~ surprise thcir
opponents for some reason this sea-
son. So some Of them can be seen
ball under arm. Scurr, ing up 10 The
Rotary 10 get In n Jew Hicks on The
drives. With the Twelve H1rSemen
strengthening their roster with Tie
Davis sisters. LaDrnin and Menthla
they will really oiicr any team
strong opposition.
In recent warmup laDrain
counted ISIS and Mcnthia leo. Wv
ian Smith. Ruth Cooley and Virginia
Pride will also be lighting for a
place on tho FIVE. Alhambra. popu-
lar Ollie Meals Eve will also be
stronger this year II Helen Jackson
lives IN to advance notices Albcr-
Ia Davis takes great pride and
Bob Settles really enjoys announc.
ing the personnel Of the SciiIes Five
for this season The team viii
lineup with Matte Butler. Edwina
Seals. Rose Morton. cleo Curry and
Miss Davis. This column dropped
In on their practice session recent
" and they were doing hrc The
Settle FIVE was UP around the TOP
last season.
liter an Indifferent season last
year while they were the national
champs. supreme Linen. under the
leadership of Thelma Baldwin. gives
promise of again attaining great
heights this season. Minnie Dun
can. FImina Gibson. Hazel Thomas
Mary Morgan and Mis- iaidw IN
will lineup for supreme Linen wheH
the season opens.
Several fellows and girls too have
been taking mo 10 task FOR my Sc
lection Of Miss 'larkc as my slam
our candidate. They OFFER dimplcd
Ann Rhue. who tripped in the p
split while We looked on. Then
someone mentioned irene Brownlce
So we ankled over and must say
that she really has form. yes. bowl
ing form. hut my selection Is still
Jewell Clarke Drop up 10 tho Ro.
tary and see for yourself. With all
the ecramble for women keelers one
wight think that howlers like RUN
Dlcrs and Ann Chapman. not "a
rertlon Petite Alice Strauthers
would have been signed 10 contracts
long ago. Put mavhe the team cap
'ains aren't working these days
There isn't n term IN tho league
thet couldn't use their hiEh pin
splitting.
Ran into one Percy Jones. who
was singing the praises Of the fine
i've that our friend. Mr. Lee. he oI
out Owen and Cardonl way. has I'm
81 M for the Motor CITY league
this sensor. You guessed II. Jones
viii roll hut he needs helm "a lined
M are, Hurley and shaw With two
other hirh average bow'crs. hey
bowled 9sO and at $50 recently, !
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
TWO NEGROES
ON FRANCE
GRID TEAM

WASHINGTON 'ANP) Waiting
for the army 10 integrafe Negroes
into The program BY which the prb-
JIG sees lop flight football stars now
IN The service r. a long wait al
though some nffiasls seem 70 think
ine idea OF separate ieams IS not
good one
After the armistce which ended
World War ! football teams were
formed IN France p every base Soc
tor There were about nine teams.
Wiih each team carving nearly
2p men. some 30 or 500 iootna
payer. participated ~ his sport,
winch ended in championship
game in PARIS
OF fh ioiai en.y TWO Ncgroes
were cafucd hoiu * them on the
team representing Marseiiie. one
piayer and the ofnsi iast q t.ier-in.
IhosD 'wO men were Or YER
non Green the regular enl on The
Marseilles team and Gcorrs Rrent,
II Lonisyll Q. husky lad VINO ac-
qufed p krack for ,hl,vine a bah.
lle could do nothing el~e and ag-
ufea only ~ man on lne squad
HoNeter, Ir. Greon PLAYED every
game on the schedule and was a
valuable asset 20 The ican
lie was "dscoyered' ac,ldee,a-
ly One day. White walkpc aong
the load bordering tiie fo bah
held. Whore lhc Whites Hc prac-
,icing a BAN cane bounding over
toward Green piCkine d 1p he
hurled q beau'au pass risa fo his
man This made the coach look
around lIe called Green ,,,r and
Questioned him ga BIS football abil-
iiy Green iold aim he had payed
end a, Howard university From
iaen on he was sold 10 fha coach.
He MAS 'nviicd' 10 bectn.. d IN M
hcr OF lhc suiad sud obtained pfr-
mission e JOIN. Every man Oh he
sqqad except Grson MAS i oonig.is-
siones ofll,cr-- Green was buck
private Bul that didn't interfere
with his PLAYING
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26

can't remember which. 4 friend
vi mine dropped by 10 relate that
for the last two years he had want
ed 10 howl on the friars Ale live.
Wen. Just last week. he got the
chance 10 sign up for this season
and what do you suppose happens !
Maybe you guessed II. hut ii you
didn't, his boss decided that he was
too valuable n man 10 let on even
n few hours on Monday night. 80
instead OF frlar> Ale passing him
mp he had 10 pass them up.
Quinn Frazier has banded togeth-
or some kegiers that you would
think were headed some place this
season, and they give every indi-
cation of doing so. They are Quate
Walker. Bob Swced Bill Jefferson
and Tom Gordon and We expect
them io be up around the top this
season as q .ast year Ofao Wells
ROT quite kick out OF tho antics
of this coiumnist last week when
he teamed with Roy Williams OF
Wells I'VE To top the kcglers that
Will take the alleys for Forest club
this season IL Is reliably reported
Wells has Kelly Tells. Williams.
Smith and Wallace 10 choose for
starting I'VE and It's your guess
what they vii hit.
Wallace. Kelly and Tells are ca
pahlc OF 600 series any night and
a team with three keglers of that
type will be hard to stop. Wells
may be remembered for his unique
three game series Of 1911 while a
member Of the Lark's grill two
seasons back 4 drink merchant Is
reported 10 have offered a - War
stamp prize for the first SEQ game
CT the season and $40 II II Is bowl
cd AZ the new Paradise Bowl The
lucky kceler NAV receive informa-
ton from this column. Tho larger
amount is offered for the new al
lcys because Il is harder 20 get
high scores on new drives. The
ncrfcct score must he rolled in a
sanctioned league game during inc
current season. So II any young
man or lady should hi the pocket
perfectly. twelve times please get
in touch with this column and
quick That's all now and We hope
10 defend our press title his sea-
son IL have 10 challenge the top
average bowler In the Motor city
league and | will
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
.Detroiter Gets
Easy Victory
Over Iriishman
Jones Victim Of
Knockout In
Fifth Round

Alfred Big Boy Brown scored
one-sided decision over Pat Co.
miskey OF Paterson. Nj, in the
last slugfest on Promoter Lou
Markowitz fight program at Olym-
pia, Thursday. Sept. II.
Brown. who had previously lost
n decision to Comiskey, easily
out pointed the Irish lad. There
we're no knockdowns in this bout
although Comiskey was staggered
with a couple OF Browns hard
rights.
Comiskey seemed to have been
hitting low in the inhghting and
the referee took the fifth round
from him for a low blow. Brown
weighed 2i6 and Comiskey tipped
the scales at 2lS.
The best fight CT the evening
of the evening was between
Johnny Jones. sepia fighter from
Pittsburgh. and Chuck liirst, Of
Detroit Jones was unable to stay
out OF the way of Hirst'e Ions
left hand. and as result was
knocked out OF the ropes In Tho
fifth round and was unable to re-
turn TO the ring.
shelton Bell. lightweight con
tender from Toledo did not fight
His opponent, Joey Maths. Of
Pittsburg. failed TO show up.
The main bout between Lee Sa-
weld and Tony Music was one
sided affair with 5avold takinf
every round. The fight was booed
continuously by the patrons.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26


citv ~ Fort Worth serving as host
Despits the uncertainty OF the
times. there was a near record at
tendance and a great deal OF opu-
mism among the coaches relauve
70 the approaching season
Five schools. Texas. Langsion'
prairie view. Wiley and southern
viii play a full conference sched-
ule Of four games each ana each
team will engage at least two inter-
sectional and out Of conference
soes Langston will engage FL slll
tw,cc Lincoln, and Xavier besides
The regular conference games
southern steps out Of the confer
orce 10 meet Lane. Lincoln ana ~
SIN and possibly two more inter
sectional foes; Wiley takes on out
aldo tho conference. Jarvis. XAVIER,
~ sill and Phllander Smith Tor
en- elrht-game schedule: Texas
nlays Jarvis, Philander Smith ana
~ sill out OF conference games
nlus their regular four-game con-
ierenco schedule: and Prairie view
will take on at least four out OF
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
Fort Knox Grid Team
Boasts PIP Founder,
Captain John Moody

FIT. KNOX. Ky. (SpeciaD -
At least four Negroes have out
standing chances of being start
ers in several football games for
the Fort Knox eleven this Fall.
Each has received high praise
Heading tho list OF Negroes Is
Cpl. John big Train" Moody Of
Pittsburgh and former Negro ALI
American from Morris Brown col.
lece. Moody Is expected 10 be the
key man in tho Fort Knox at
tark and II will he Moody around
whom most Of the plays are cen.
tered. The FOUNDER has shown
well IN practice and Bach is en-
thnsiastic over big Trains
ability as plunging fullback
Another former outstanding col
legian who is proving himself val
uahle 10 tho Knox eleven Is Pvt.
Dwight Reed Of ST. Paul and
crstwhile Minnesota star Reed
Is duo TO cayort AZ an end post
this Fall and is expected 10 he a
top-notch receiver Tor Moody 5
tosfes.
Also due 10 see plenty 81 ac-
ton against such teams as In
diana university. ohio State uni
versity. Detroit university. Xavier
university. Bernie Biernan's Iowa
Cadets. Marshall college and
Youngstown college is PVT John
Foston. halfback from Piqua,
Ohio. and Alabama State uni
vcrsity.
The other Negro player who
las attracted favorable comment
from Bach is Pvt Ed Nance. cen
Ter and former North Carolina
ATC star. Nance seems likely 10
he the starting center in several
connicts
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
play Open letter 10 Sonny Wilson
By MATCHMAKER ANDY BROWN
Hello. sunnic:

Hello, Sunnlc:
am in boxing for the good Of
II in Michigan. nothing else inter.
ests mo Sunnie. We have been as
eociated rs promoter ard match
maker for seven months or more
and only had one boxing show dur
ing that time
You went about promoting your
first show like an old timer az the
game Cd Mike Jacobs couldn't
have done better ioh OF promoting
than you did And All this without
much help from the daily ncWsp pa
.pers Now Sunnie. I've made CON
tact with some 81 the leading man
ayers and fighters IN the world
for you. and they are willing n
fight for your club. but ] cant get
any satisfaction out ~ you as 10
when YOU will let us have another
show
That in itself looks queer as our
first show was biz success for
tho first all-colored boxing promo
ton in the history Of the world Dc
you realize Sunnis. that our show
went on record as tho only pro.
fessiona boxing show that vas ever
run with colored promoter.
matchmaker referee announce.
commissioner Inspector. business
manager publicity man secretary
and even tho boy thar CARVED the
rcprd no round -tor o~,,,yd 49,.
colored Won gave me the lob AZ
/ your matchmaker around Jan ~
BY nor letting us run shows AZ
least once month. that's not CIV
ing mo or the paving public fair
chance
Surnie ! feel yon owe something
70 this boxing public for posing A.
a boxing promoter and thcn not
/ producing uni'l YOU are forced N
do So ! was doing all rich' As a
trainer and lighters second and
MANAGER until YOU ptomoied me In
70 being yonr matchmaker
My first love is boxing and
Whine You hurt me In boxing YOU
hurt ms love | was an ex-hgh'cr
manager, trainer trying 10 Get "a
The top in my professions and yau
rut me uP high AS your match
maker. was considered a biz man
in boxing something had dream
ed Of all my life You built me up
for an awfu let down.
You were supposed to have been
giving mo my big chance the
chance I've been dreaming and hop
Ing would come 10 me for - years
cucrs you can gel the idea about
h0w ! feel when ! con,a, my
friends figure on HE times they
will be available 10 box for our
club. then ! tell you about il and
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
Vmld Series Fans To See Paige Take
For Monarchs Against Crays

i CHICAGO lust about everything
H. in a pitching way has been
D. fortune II the great Leroy
Isalchel Page. hut Chicago base
(a.l fans will be seeing him in his
lrsl Negto worlds series when he
bike the mound for the Kansas
f,y Nonarchs against the Wash
hglon Homestead Grays at Wrigley
feld sunday afternoon, Sept. q
u $3.50.
Even Saich Is excited about the
fhole thing My. my" he said,
Fiih happy Wrinkle in his eye aft
n pitching part OF 3 TO 3 vic
try over the Grays in one OF the
5smes ~ the series at Yankee sta
tam before g. 600 fans. II thought
bee wero No thrills left in this
fsms Of baseball for old Satchel.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26

but. believe me. this is great. What
kick I'm getting ouuof ~
And. Chicago. too. Will get a big
kick out OF the peerless pitching
wonder watching his cunning and
wizardry against John Gibson. Buck
Leonard. Vic Harris. Jerry Bcnja-
mon. Buck Easterlinc. Jnd Wilson,
Chce Williams. Lick Carlisle and
the other Homestead stars with a
world series hanging in the balance.
II will be a thrill. too, with Ray
Brown. a great pitcher in his own
right. hooking up with Paige in a
duel and having 10 face the biz bats
Of willard Brown. Ted Strong jim
Greene. Buck ONen, Bill Sims and
the other Monarch haismon
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26

BOSTON -(ANP)- The eastern
collegiate football picture for 1912
reveals colored prospects
at Harvard, Cornell. Boston uniyer-
sity and Brown.
Pierce At Cornell
Corncll's headliners should in
clude the sensational Sammy Pierce
who ,as a sophomore. made history
as one of the finest running backs
OF the l94l season. Most OF as up in
the Harvard stadium press box
we're quite enthused over this
flashy ex-Glen Cove High school boy
of New York who stands 6 foot l.
and weighs 1855 pounds and who
plays right or fullback. Cornell may
also greet the return Of last years
sophomore reserve half-back. Char
lie Robinson, ex-Madison High
NJ. school boy who also tips the
scales around ls5. Cornell can use
Charlie this year
Bentley AZ Brown
Brown university. Rhode Island
tho famed alma mater OF Fritz Pol
lard will be a team TO watch this
season. with wealth OF good ball
carriers the Brown Bears last sea-
son uncovered sophomore Charlie
Bentley, a colored by who was
chosen Rhode Island all-sta'e quar-
tcrhack while at East Providence
high. Bentley. a reserve last year
is making a strong bid now amidst
a host OF brilliant rivals AS last
year. however. the Brown line does
not match the rear offense. Pro.
vided the Brown line stands up
you'll hear lot from the Bears.
Mitchell At b..
Speaking OF good linemcn. one OF
the best in the east should be How
ard Red Mitchell OF Boston uni
yersity. HOWE IS the lone remain.
der OF the famous Thomas Mitchell
duo Of last season and, as you know
Charles Thomas Us now In the
army along with Sidat-Singh. even
If they were not included in the
army all-star football eleven
Mitchell is an Indianapolis hoy
we'll constructed and Is hard
fighting end for the BIZ Terriers
This year Mitchell and Cant Ra,
Whelan. white. the other Blu. ter
minal should rate among The best
HOWE is a BIZ. star-regular in foot.
ball. basketball. and baseball. AnC
Jim Childs. another scpia incman
hailing from Big Ten territory. il
making good bid for a Terrier
tackle position. The BIZ. line look'
much better than the hackiielc
whichis going to miss Chuck Thorn
as.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
Emmett Greer, Willie Harges And
Buster Peaks On Londes Fight Card

De;roiters will ret their first
closeup of Bob Pastor. number
two heavyweight contender, since
he was knocked out by Joe Louis
al Briggs stadium. Sept 20 1899.
Pastor will be opposed BY Bud
dy Scott National Boxing asso-
cations 10th ranking heavyweight
on nick Londcs boxing show at
olympia Friday night Sept 90
Emmett Greer former Golden
Gloves champion. will make his
first professional fight when he
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26

'tanelcs with Henry La Barha
Also on the program will be vii
lie Harrcs who viii meet Bobby
Mclntire- Charley HAYES will
meet Jack Hin: Lou Woods
against Johnny Pettro and Bus
ter Peaks will oppose Harold
Hazlcit
This will be Nick Londes sec
ond show OF the season. His first
show was great success with
Jimmy Edgar as the main at
traction.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
No Rlackout
In Football
Negro Athletes
Colleges

BOSTON -(ANP)-- The eastern
collegiate football picture for 1912
reveals colored foature-prospects
at Harvard, Cornell, Boston uniyer-
sity and Brown.
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
Southwest Football Coaches Meet;
Look On Coming Year With Optimism
By c. E. CHAPMAN

FORT WORTH, Texas ANP)-The Coaches ana
Officials association of the Southwest conference met here
trda in one the most spirited and optimistic meet
~ Tho history of the association The meeting was ned
nt h now and nalatal NJ Terrell High school with the
The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1942-09-26
Big Boy Brown Outpoints Comiskey
Matchmaker Andy DrownFlaysSonny
Wilson For LuIl In Fight Promotions

you ignore me.
We both have a big chance now
10 make fame and fortune. Let's
gei together and give the public
what II wants Action
lour Matchmaker,
Andy Brown,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
Growth of Man

Mr.. Needham traces the
growth Of man, in plain, simple
language.
How does man differ from the
animals?
Mr.. Needham says that It IL
In brain-capacity.
lie then traces from the
amoeba, the lowest form of life,
the gradual development of the
nervous system until 1t ex-
foliates into that sublime, that
incomprehensible piece of watery
pulp, that, like sponge in a
bony case, IS carried on top of
our shoulders.
After leading US in fascinat.
ms chapters through our in
Suncts, through various types Of
social behavior, through nature
and the effects of food on man.
through fascinating "folkways."
social customs. the effect OF
money on Us and the develop
ment OF language, Mr.. Need.
nam comes TO three final chan
tiers OF overwhelming impor-
lance to the human race TODAY
mat is. war, government and
religion
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22

she will probably retire after one
more pictuTe-but somehow or
other, there is Always another
tour, always another picture.
And more power TO her. She's
a smart girl, an extremely tai
ented girl. a beautiful girl, and
far and away the best in her
field /, for one, hope she never
quits.
Record I liked hest this week
WI, Il Surrender Dear and
"Stardreams, a, played by
Charley Spivak and his orches-
ira -, Its precisely true that
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
One Thing Washington Needs

0CTENOGRAPHERS who can take dcaton so words
n minute needed In Washing
Eighty word minute dphCrS' won't
national defense effort Any stenograIher
should be able TO take dcaton az the of rs
They should get fast pStS Washington who
the dclaton right the typewriter and hand letter
boss sign.
Now the San FranCisCAns going have
masks During World Var IL stationed Francisco
period during which everybody
protection against influenza
Distributed y Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
Good Womans Book

T. TIE BOOK World. there's
a brace ol new novels avail
able Tor yogr entertainment.
Nicki Baum. skll!ul crafts
woman that She D.. offers
MARION ALIVE which
might be slhtItIud An 1utclli-
gent. Wcll-1lauuered Woman 8
History of The CrJCk-Up Of Eu-
ropo
TIE subtitle :, hot suggested
with any ugul Miss Baum
tells the story az her fCuonal
heroine and the world she lived
in with Nderdbiy more hon
eSty and realism than many an
other author could display She
takes Marion through two World
Wars and the political slums
that existed between them.
VET Miss Baum. in the final
i analysis, keeps the reader
safe from excessive shock, pre-
serves the amenities, warns the
reader away from violent emo
tionS that say a Hemingway
might invite m telling a similar
story.
Does Your interest turn 10
long-ago romance and high adj
ventures Columbus The latest
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
Who Tips Most, Who Least?

CT HAVE been n years young
Of Manhattan land the best tippers
motion picture directors racehorSe
g. newspapermen.
The worst tppes l. baseball players; BARRIERS;
According 20 government officials whom
are essential viii be able them despite rubber
Among the ahle things dent
that changing
rightly, the 1905, about the r.
This Side of Paradise wear
CDrSetS
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
FIattery Not Way TO Her Heart
JERIES FROM CLIENTS .


" Q-What the best fatter
A-Our Horses Women recommend
that hattery be used IN OF intelligent girl Sincerity
experts the heart Praise
the girl but do sincerely Ascertain
she possesses and is most proud Of and and express
appreciation OF that
Q-A TO this highbal day YOU conhne yourself i
Is Scotch and soda presume?
A-No, Bourbon and soda
CWhy always print that cracks about
women why not quote few about and take OF the
concet out OF the egotrtcal doycS?
AWi you settle for Man Is Natures Sole Mistake
(llln
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22

by Rafael Sabatinl, IS your bet.
It's tops IN pageantry, action,
color Who doeSnt enjoy a
good SPY story these days :?
Advance Agent" by John Au-
gust. fills the bill with It's yarn
of Nali agents and fifth column
lists al work in America.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
Biological View

These are all approached from
e the standpoint OF biology--that
Is, from the realistic point OF
view, from what is and what
was. not from what you would
wish them TO be.
lie compares the fighting spirit
m man and In animals and IN.
secls. lie tells us how war 10
stimulated and the war fever
Fcpf alive
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22

'"VH'uIH Ut tNCHHIRIHK IUtdS
as To how a man might achieve
. little importance In his own
house.
Most husbands are too
easy going. too sentimental and
romantic, and 80 they are i'm
posed upon. The average hus-
band does not buy enough
clothes for himsel. Husbands
should have separate closet.
bedrooms and bathrooms.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-02-22
Where Not TO Argue

A MOTORIS ST, ing
"A through a small town at 20
miles an hour, was stopped
by a motorcycle cop. He was
promptly taken 10 the nearby
courthouse, and the local magis-
trate read the charge.
"You are accused" droned The
Judge, "of speeding at 80 miles
an hour. You passed a red light
And you also resisted arrest"
His honor paused.
81 fine you $40 on each
charge" he announced. "Nows
is there anything you wish -
say?"
There certainly is," howled
the motorist. I'm the first place.
T.
The magistrate pounded his
gayel.
Ten dollars extra fine for
insulting the court" he cried.
Have you anything further TO
say?"
The motorist verged on APP
opleXy.
you bet there isw he shouted.
II think that you-"
The judge frowned.
THAT will cost you $40 moro
for contempt of court" he as
serted. Have you anything else
10 say on Your behalf?"
The motorist gulped. He
looked into his wallet. Then no
gazed angrily at the judge.
I'D like to tell you exactly
what 1 think OF YOU" he roared.
But after all your fines, I have
only 81 left"
The judge shook his head.
Not enough" he declared.
But l tell you what I'll do. For
three and a half bucks, I'll let
you insult the court clerk"