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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26

do and what not 10 do when try
ing 10 sleep in an old-time day
coach.
You know. OF course, the kind
OF coach ! mean.
It's most distinguishing char
acterlstics are the seats. They
are super-upright and were de-
signed. l believe, BY the great
grandson OF the man who orig
mated the stocks New England
lawbreakers and witches were
punished in.
They are covered with
brown material whose principal
ingredients are porcupine down
and itching powder.
All OF the jitterbug dances,
from the Charleston TO the
Indy Hop, were undoubtedly
created by men and women who
got UP 10 stretch after a few
hours OF sitting on these seats.
IN one way. these seats are
Il conducive 10 sleep. They are
cut so that your legs start 60
ing TO sleep almost before the
conductor cries. "AlI aboard"
Some secret device. hidden in
the bottoms Of these seats. cuts
across the nerve centers just
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
Better Hed |th
BY DIR. Logan Clendening

"THE skin is the mirror of
l. the system" states the
dictum of one OF the greatest
of American dermatologists.
II reflects, as does q pool its
surroundings. not only the gen.
eral state of the internal
economy. but every momentary
change in their workings.
! saw a friend of mine. ordi-
narily genial and rudy. get
angry because some hoodlums
left some broken bottles in the
road. one OF which got stuck
III his tires and almost gape
him puncture.
His face turned an ashen
gray and he shook his fist at
the sky as he cried out that
he would send the offender to
the reformatory IL he caught
him.
7 TOOK him by the arm and
L said that he was perfectly
justified in being angry. but IT
wasn't worth having angina
pectors over.
And he sat right down on the
running board OF his car and
had an, attack OF angina.
The contraction cf the eapiI-
laries of his face was a part
and reflection OF the contraction
of the blood vessels OF his heart.
When the skin was first made
a speciality by the great Hebra
of Vienna, all skin diseases were
classified on the basis OF the
changes that could be seen in
them in sections under the
microscope.
They were considered as due
TO local causes, belonging to
the skin only.
QUT great changes have come
~ over this conception.
The skin is recognized as a
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
Skin
Tells

fundamental organ In body
function; IL has important bio
chemical and bio-physical prop
critics.
Every year more and more
skin diseases are recognized as
merely part Of a general sys-
temic morbid process.
The modern dematologist must
be a profoundly broad physician
and pathologist.
In walking hospital ward I
could show you a man whose
skin is covered with minute
henorrhagis- spots, whose real
trouble Is a bacterial infection
of the heart lining.
Another with red Jumps over
the skin of the chest has q dis
turbance of his Emphatic nodes
-Hodgkins.
Here IN one covered with itch
Ing wheAls--the skin Is merely
acting as on outlet for the
poison in his system.
uERE is one with a thicken-
IL ing OF the skin on the heel
merely a sign of his diabetes.
Another with a flush on the
palms of his hands attests to a
prolonged and habitual devotion
to the bottle.
That man who has a muddy
complexion which he firmly be-
lieves is due 10 constipation,
has been taking headache
powders daily for years.
The brilliant professor of
medicine at one Of our Cana
dian universities has written a
book on symptom diagnosis.
One of the longest chapters
Is on the skin, and here he
describes the significance Of
pigmented skin. yellow skin,
blue skin. pale skin, thick skin,
rough skin, all as part Of the
general condition Of the body.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
the Side

Never tove unless you can
Bear toith all the, faults Of man;
Men sometimes Uiu jealous be
Though but little cause then see:
And hang the head, as discomfort,
And speak t0hdt straight they
Wiil repent.
-Campion.
tAbove Is sample of the
great amount OF propaganda
men have TO combat. The idea
that men have a monopoly on
being Jealous is ridiculous.
tThere are many more jealous
women than jealous men. Be-
sides a jealous man Is rarely
dangerous. He just sulks.
but a jealous woman is really
a threat. The man who wrote:
Hell hath no fury like a woman
scorned" unquestionably was
inspired to so write by an ex-
perience with a jealous woman.
-EVD.)
7 IBBY HOLM AN. Throaty
IL voiced singer OF ditties deal
ing with unrequited love. I
have been trying for IS minutes
TO think of the torch song that
made Libby famous.
II wasn't Give Me Liberty. or
Give Me Love" Ethel Norman
sang that.
1t wasn't why Was I Born?"
That was a Helen. Morgan hit.
And II wasn't stormy
Weather" Am I Blue" or
You've Got Me Cryin' Again. +"
Well, I can't think OF II. Most
annoying.
Marjorie Reynolds. Fred
Astaire's fifth dancing partner
in the films. Remember the
other four? Ginger Rogers,
Paulette Goddard. Eleanor
Powell and Rita Hayworth?
Miss Reynolds is a doctors
daughter. Doctors wives always
refer to their husbands as doc
tor"
That is Doctor likes roast
beef medium" or Doctor is out
playing golf' or Doctor doesn't
care for pinochle." etc.
But doctors daughters are not
like that. They always refer TO
the doctor as dad" MY
Father" The Old Man or
something like that.
Bernarr MacFaddeHy physical
culture expert. seems to have
practiced what he preached with
great success. He is "a and is In
the pink. Flies his own plane.
Mr.. MacFadden sold some OF
his magazines and in payment
for one received life income OF
SIS. 900 a year. Not bad, what?
Just inside the current income
deadline.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
New York
Heartbeat

Washington to offer himself as a
spy.
He got $4,000 from the Govt
last wk for his virgin timber.
Although All Vanderbilt is
seen dining with superiors in
Washington places officers
clubs prohibit the rich youth
from mingling with them. Hmf!
Most of them couldn't afford
10 leave his tips.
The quiz shows like men in
uniform TO attend. Want TO
see them win some of that coin.
That agent who claims he
makes $1,000 a week oughta pay
back chorus gals those IS and
los he borrowed.
Joe z. Lewis flattened fool
at the Copa for getting too
dopey.
Groucho calls his lovesick
daughter, Miriam - "Hedy
LamarX."
EAST Side West Side: The
~ oglers in the window at the
school which teaches corset
fitting with live models.
Aromas from the Hungarian
spice shops on 2nd Avenue in
the sos.
Peas and beans that look like
tiny Easter eggs in that market
al Park and 18TH.
The Chinese laundry in Brook
Ign owned by Woo Woo.
The swashbuckling tunes
chanted by those Army squads
as they march down sleepy West
End Avenue AT 7 ayem daily.
The guy at Sherman's bar
flirting madly with a lovely
looking girl seated nearby. Now
and then she'd smile at him.
He never learned she's a mute.
QIGTOWN Smalltalk: Uric
- Bell. an intimate of Willkie.
md Dorothy Overlook will
merge.
Mr.. Justice Douglas of the
Big Bench is another who is
anxious 10 get of IL. Rumor
says Senator Barley may get
Byrnes' post and that Douglas
may inherit one Of the Secre-
taryships in the Cabinet.
Judith Faith Jourdan, a pretty
face in many a Broadway hit.
is mending from long siege
al Gibney Pavilion.
Doris Bowling fthe Beat the
Band chlorine who lost a deci-
sion 10. another gal tower
Phiffy spendert turns out To be
the winner. He just gave her
diamond studded star sapphire
watch.
Peter Donald. the comic. got
writeup in Variety which
referred 10 him as Donald Peter.
He sent telegram 10 IL saying:
Cancel my subscription. From
now on I'll read Board BilIw
Copyright by Daily Mirror, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
Men Combat i.
Propaganda

what makes happy marriage
click.
These gentlemen are also
agreed that those who are mar
ried in church are more likely TO
enjoy happiness than those who
are not.
Other aids TO successful
marriage say they are: II the
wife worked before marriage; II
botn husband and wife loved
their mothers and fathers; II the
wife is a year or so older than
the husband. And IL the couple
doesn't change residences too
often.
How do you and the little lady
fit in with these requirements,
sir?
AS for my Girl Friend and self
we were married in a church but
/ am older than she is. She
worked before marriage but our
courtship was only about two
years. And we are always
changing residences.
However, everything Is all
right so far.
QUERIES From Clients:
VI Q-Forget about horses
and women for a time. Give US
some fancy facts.
A-Your suggestion seems to
have merit, sir, but I am little
short Of fancy facts right now.
How about this7
Did you know the worlds fast
est auto bus travels between
Damascus and Bagdadf It car
ries IL passengers and averages
so miles an hour for 900 miles
over the desert. That's about
the only fancy fact ] have handy
today except that read In q
history book that the Romans
put honey on oysters.
Q-What Ia the origin OF the
title of the play There Shall BE
No Night
Al would say that II was
inspired by the Bible, Book Of
st. John. chapter %:
"And there shall b no night
there and they need no candle,
neither light Of tho sun. For the
Lord God giveth them light and
they shall reign for ever ana
ever"
Q-My husband, an old White
Sox fan, has been In q puzzled
and bewildered state for several
weeks regarding your challenge
for a Chicagoafi to name the
White Sox player who made four
two-base hits in one game.
Give in, will you. Eddie, and
| get my man out Of his misery.
Att was Frank Isbell.
Copyright, 1st1. by King Features
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26

COERING Is now in command
" of the Nazi forces intended
to resist any invasion Of France
by the United Nations. Herr
Goering's headquarters are at
the Ritz in Paris. Herr Goering
certainly picks his spots.
For every German born there
are five Russian children born.
For every Nazi soldier on the
Russian front there are four
Russians in the same age group.
Now take this idea of plenty
of fresh air in a sleeping room
in winter. Prof. j. B. S. Haldane
says for years he kept his win
'dows open in the winter and al
ways had colds. Then he decided
to try sleeping with the window
closed, and since he has done
so he hasn't had any colds.
When I was a youth at prep
school in New England left my
window wide open one night and
when / woke up in the morning
was covered with snow. Seems
I had slept through a blizzard.
IF YOUR courtship lasted be-
i tween four and five years
your marriage has better than
average chance for success. IL
you are not an only child that's
an advantage. too, in the matter
of reaching your golden wedding
day. :.
Or so state DR.. L. s. Cottrell
and Prof. E. w. Burgess who
have spent considerable time
studying the records to find out
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
The Brighter Side
by Damon RunyOn

DY PINoCHL E players I
- mean just anybody, because
1t does not appear that the
army seeks any particular quail
fications in some OF its mail
order pharmacists.
The navy has more brains
about that sort of thing. 1t
treats its pharmacists as spe-
cialists and gives them rating
and takes full advantage OF
those that are really trained.
But of all the vast medical
establishment of the army the
genuine pharmacist has the
least recognition.
I think something should be
done to lift army pharmacy
above the routine of CRC for
constipation and No. 8 for head
ache, though please understand
I am not decrying the validity or
merit of those items as dispensed
by the army medicine clerks.
l think that since they are
being drafted anyway thou
sand from one state alone-the
licensed specialists should be uti-
lized as such and given all the
organization and recognition
that is their due.
CENATOR BOB REYNOLDS
~ and Rep. Carl T. Durham,
both of North Carolina. have
bills before the Senate and the
House that are designed to take
care of the situation and there
seems to be no good reason why
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26

at the Cub-and when Mike
comes TO town he dimes there
and gives them wild tips.
Sometimes S. 10 $50.
In memory of the good old
days when all he could tip them
was a smile-which they re-
turned.
NONE of the warriors in this
~ war. who boast OF their soft
jobs, can top the hero OF A.
Woollcotts anecdote.
That private was living in
tent in the mud OF Brest in the
last war 49, when he was picked
as the aide TO a military big
shot.
During the entire war he was
stationed In Paris. eating ele-
gantly. well Supplied with coin.
dwelling In snazZy inn and
friSking around with the lovelier
mam'zells.
The armistice ended his rich
LIE ana almost broke his heart.
On his way back 10 America.
he passed through Brest and
looked up his old buddy, still
living in the same army tepee.
you were a chump to leave"
said the buddy.
Right after you went I pro-
NOTED wooden floor for the
tent" "
MEMOS Of a Midnighter: The
AVA name Of the guy who
handed each OF the hat gals in
the Stork a 500 bill Is Eddie
Dunn
Who dat?
Mike Romanoff is thinking OF
chuckIng his prosperous restau-
rant in Beverly Hills. Going 10
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26

AS YOU may have noticed, I
"A am quite a fellow for try
ing to straighten out little in
equalities and injustices in our
civil and military order and
while most of my efforts seem
futile, I just keep struggling. I
must now put before you the
case OF the pharmacists in the
army.
The pharmacists are the fell
lows who take your doctors
prescription at the drug store
and go into some mysterious
recess removed from your view
and mid a subdued rattle of
bottles and one thing and an
other, put together the ingredi-
ents suggested to them in the
cryptic handwriting of the
medico.
II requires four years of uni
versity training, all of il hard
work, to become a licensed phar-
macist of which there are up
wards of 10000 in the United
States.
Pharmacy is an exact science.
But l find that the military au-
thorities are drafting pharma-
cists and leaving them and their
four years training in the ranks
while pinochle players are given
a nine-week course of instruc-
ton in an army pharmacy school
and then put to dishing out
drugs to the ailing soldiers.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26

THE Ringside: Leon Henderson
l. and his wife at the Copaca-
bana.
Bernard Baruch at the
torque-and Oman Hoover at
le Versailles. winning the Bingo
IA big teddy bear)-yak-yak-
yak!
Producer Geo. White reminisc-
ing against Reuben's bar.
Produce Carlton Alsop,
Washington-bound to see an all
ing mask-maker: TO bring back
IAN old age" mask for Martha
Scott. his wife.
Seabiscuit owner John Howard
and the former Judith Barrett
-prettier than ever-to9ether-
ing until the lieutenant shoves
off again.
1t. Burgess Meredith telling
1t. Comdr. j. j. Bergen:
81 don't know II I am help
Ing the war effort--but do
moro travelling than anybody
Admiral c. n. Woodward tell
ing chums that while standing
in front of the Waldorf Tin the
rain) q drunk staggered up 10
him and barked:
Hey. gemmee o keb."
Ed Stettinius of the War
Production Board. In the Savoy
Plaza foyer. looking like a
matinee idol.
Carlo at the Baroque nibbling
on lettuce leaf.
THE Big Time: IN o. W.
l. Voyager, Great-A enter
tainment starring Bette Davis.
The chune: Little Bo-Peep
Has Lost Her Jeep."
Georgia Gibbs. thrushing on
the Caravan program.
Raymond Pages music-magic
on the CHS Stage Door Canteen.
"All or Nothing at All" as
Harry James toys with ii, plus
Frank Sinatras vocal.
Eddie Davis satirizing Jingle
Jangle" at Leon & Eddie's.
Dorothy Glamour in Para's
Night in New Orleans"
BROADWAY Vignette: In the
- Cub Room some OF us
wondered how come all the al
tention for Prince" Romanoff,
renowned for fooling people in
high and low places.
The walters flocked around
Mike. shook his hand with spirit
and gave him the best service.
When you asked Romanon the
reason he wouldn't tell you.
Finally. we got il from
waiter. who revealed that dur
ing the Princes" pauper days
--restaurateurs such az the late
Billy LaHiff fed him free.
OF course, he was 20 broke
he never had tip TO leave the
waters.
That entire crew now works
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
Case for Army
Pharmacists

this legislation should not pass.
1t calls for the establishment
of a pharmacy corps as part OF
the regular army, the purpose
being to coordinate under one
organization the various essen
tial pharmaceutical services re-
quired by the army.
The pharmacy corps would be
similar TO that established In
behalf of the medical, dental.
and veterinary corps. There are
only ID commissioned pharma-
cists in the army and the legisla-
ton raises the number to II.
DEPRESEN TATIvE DUR
~ HAM said of his bill:
Tho safety Of our mon In uni
form demands that those who
handle drugs and similar medi-
cines be highly trained and IA
miliar with the character Of tho
potent substances they supply"
Nearly everybody else agrees
that failure to utilize the serv-
ices of the trained pharmacists
may result in q waste OF drugs
and general inefficiency, not to
mention the danger to the men.
but now let US see how long IL
takes for an understanding of
the situation to percol tie
through the minds Of our states
men and produce the action re-
quired to make the North Caro-
linians' proposed legislation into
law.
Copyright. is4a. by King Features
Distributed by international News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
How Not Ia Ride
ON Day Coach

above the knees, and puts the
legs 10 doing almost at once.
But sleep. TO be any good, as
science has proved time and
again. must come all at once TO
the body.
There can be no real test
when the legs and feet are
slumbering while the back and
neck are wide awake.
So, that's the problem on an
oId-fashioned day coach: How
TO get everything 10 sleep at
once.
4 FEW "don'ts TO start with:
"A Don't rent a pillow. You
will find, when you try 10 curl
up on the seat, that there isn't
room for both you and the pill
low.
But having invested your
money in a pillow, you will be
loath TO discard II. and will
spend needless hours trying 10
lump it into a shape that will
fit.
Don't, II the seat in front of
you is vacant, pull il around so
you will have another seat to
stretch your legs on.
Some of the most battling
cases OF muscular bowknots and
four-in-hand that the medical
profession has had TO face were
brought about by day coach
riders who. tempted by the
momentary comfort of the extra
seat in front, fell asleep in that
position.
We had n sad case OF a man
who had sunk in between the
seats on the train was on. and
he had TO be lifted of in Spar
tanburg, still in a III" shape.
nON'T try TO rest your head
~ on the window sill. The
noise is terrific.
Every creak. every vibration,
every clatter Of the wheels.
springs and axles, sweep up
through the sides of the car. set
tie in the window sill. and sit
there, waiting to jump into your
car.
Don't hang your feet over the
edge OF the seat so that they
dangle in the aisle.
The arm-rest OF the seat will
eventually sever your legs at the
knee. and, while this process OF
severing Is going on. hundreds
Of people will walk up and down
the aisle and bang against your
legs and swear at you.
Don't sleep with either arm
curled under your head. Don't
sleep on your back.
Don't sleep on your side. Don't
sleep on your stomach.
Now for a single do:
Do sit up straight all night
with no thought OF sleep what
soever. .V
You may be sleepy when dawn
breaks like thunder through the
cinders, and paints the conduc-
tors lapels with rosy hues, but
you'll be lot better off physi-
cally.
Distributed by MeNausht Syndicate, Inc.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26

NAVAL AIR TRANSPORT SERVICE,
SQUADRON VR-3,
FAIRFAX FIELD KANSAS CITY.
ATTENTION:
Bugs your effort locate the toughest uniform
in the commendable. But brother you the
wrong outfit
For unaduterated hardness give you Bosun Olson who
has passed more lighthouses than have lamp posts.
Olson the Bosun tough in the days of
wooden ships He has improved with like Bnnacle
Champagne.
Bnnacle Champagne is alcohol swiped from the
Olson the Bosun would crack the compass like egg for
breakfast After that he steered by like piano player
a honkytonk the Barbary Coast.
Olson served the transport Kroonland the last
1t fered the Fifth Cavalry of the Regulars and before
they reached England line Mastering Olson
the Bosun and following him around like motors tagging
after tire ration board.
Get squad of your toughest boys together the
Bosun will foul them than mdshipmans seabag
Olson the Bosun fought the champion Of the Pacific Fleet
back in 1910 The champ had batteship tattooed
his chest When the champ Oun the Bosun he started
perspire so much that the ship sank.
The champ had much plaster and iron his fists that
they had to swing him out from his a davit.
Olson the Bosun barraged him with of brass
knuckes and the Navy E for Equilibrium with his
crossed.
JACK ERCANBRACK,
Yeoman, First Class USN.
(TO BE CONTINUED
cOpynsht
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-10-26
Macy Enters Protest
Sergeonts Tough?
Sos Bosun Olson
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

(For several weeks Bugs Baer has been looking for
the toughest sergeant in the armyand the toughest
sergeants the army looking for Baer The sergeans
Baer provide the backbone that holds all the ribs
together, and here the letters that prove it,
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On Broadway :.
Walter WincheII

Trad. Mark Registered. Copyright, issa
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BY Z. v. Durling

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NAVAL AIR TRANSPORT SERVICE,
SQUADRON VR-3,
FAIRFAX FIELD, KANSAS CITY.
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The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1942-02-05

Books poured into the Bluffton
public library over the week end as
the first part of the Victory Book
campaign netted 1872 books, it was
announced the first of the week by
Miss Ocie Anderson, librarian.
The books are being collected here
by the B!uffton Boy Scout troops
as part of the campaign to supply
books for the United States army
service camps located at various
points throughout the country.
Rooms have been provided for re-
creation and reading but they have
been lacking in books. The Libraries
over the country have been cooper
ating in the drive to secure new
books.
The campaign will continue thru
out the month Of February with
March l designated as the closing
date of the drive. Books will be re-
ceived after that date also but Off
cials are anxious to send the first big
shipment of books to the camps be-
fore that time.
The Bluffton news. [volume] (Bluffton, Ohio) 1875-current, 1942-02-05

More than 1900 Bluffton district
automobile owners have purchased
the federal auto use stiekers by the
deadline on Saturday, it was stated
by Bluffton postal officials the first
of the week.
The tags may still be purchased
and are required to be displayed in
a reasonably conspicuous" place on
the automobile.
Indications the first of the week
were that leniency would be shown
in the enforcement of the law, ac-
cording to a statement made by
Frazier Reams, collector of internal
revenue for this district.
Motorists need have no fear of i'm
mediate penalty except in cases of
deliberate evasion of the law or
gross neglect. He stated that he had
been authorized by the treasury de-
partment to show leniency because of
the limited time of the sale of the
stamps.
He further indicated that it prob