The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-02-19
MIKE
SEE:

Who is the best dressed man
in town now? I think Doc
Jaynes is the best dressed man
anyway since John Rankin LETT
town.
Boy, oh Boy, have you seen
Bill Brooks and Jack Green
field since they got their new
policemen scots. I think they
were imported from Toolooka
Since Bill is a flatfoot, he
looks taller, and Jack looks
shorter. Correction-the Police
mems scots were made in Fisch-
backs Tooloka branch office.
Fer sale - one used Ford
truck, 1910 model, only $49.5O
plus $500 for tires, good as new,
Also SIS used 500-50 by II tires,
good as new, $3.50 up to SIS.
Tubes to match, SITS up to 50.
There is a lotta guys going
to the Army, Navy and every
place. They all would like to
see what is going on at home.
So if you want a free perscrip-
ton to the Hardin paper, all
you hafta do is come in and
buy a new Beautyrest mattress.
With every BeautyreSt Mattress
sold we will pay one yeers per-
scription to the Hardin Tribune
Herald paper to be sent to
some soldier, sailor or someone
away fighting to keep us safe
at nome. I know lots of you
need a new mattress and why
not get a new Beautyrest mat
tress? Sleen 10 years or more
without backache, headache,
sideache, bellyache, or any 9TH
er kind of ache, including
heartache, and at the same
time let Johnny know what's
goin' on at home. The ferSt
prescription goes to Mike Schro-
eder Of Wyola. He went last
week with 20 other boys to join
the army. AS soon as his bro
ther at Wyola lets me know his
address he will start gettin'
the home news. I wonder what
boy will be next to get a yeerS
prescription for l yeer.
Hi there, Mr.. Farmer, Ran
cher, Sheepherder and all you
others. Why don't you guys haul
in your old scrap iron, copper,
brass batteries. radiators wool,
sheep pelts, hides, etc. You and
me kin help plenty right here
at home. Let's pick up all OF
this scrap and ship it where it
will do the most good. You
mite say, Heck, I've only got
about a half a ton so I'll pass
it up. Maybe that Y ton mite
win the war. I've herd of l vot
loSin' an election. That's what
Jake Koebbe toled me once.
One ton a day will keep Hitler
and Hirohito from maxim hay.
Hay, hay, there Farmer Gray,
let's keep them 2 guys away.
I amt had much schoolin',
but I remember George Wash
ington crossin' the Big Horn
river, an when he was crossin'
it, he sed Damit, if only the
Nine Mile bridge wooda been
moved here my men woodn't
hafta be gittin' wet up to their
ankles like they are doin' now
I think it was a little above st.
x some place. You know George
WaShington'S men cooda caught
newmonia, even if they didn't,
and 1t wooda been whose fault?
If that bridge don't 60 in now
I wonder whose fault it is. I
was to a c of c meetin' once
and some Govt. guys were there
and they was saying how quick
they wood put the bridge in
only if they Good get the OK
from the Commissioners. They
sed they had the do, re, mi, now
if only some guys would furnish
the la, tt, dough.
Now if they would only make
a new bridge like a Beautyrest
mattress, then they wood have
somethin'. Did you know that
Beautyrest mattresses are owned
by Big Shots, little shots, y
shots, all shots, as well as mil
lyonaires. sasiety people, farm
ers, ranchers, SheepherderS.
maids, bachlors, and the next
time you buy a mattress buy
a beautyrest mattress because
there is not a squawk in a car
load. $3.50 for a 10-yeer guar
anteed with 1877 individual
Koils.
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