The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1942-11-14

| world as Hepcat Willie.
Happy home coming to you
happy home coming to you
Private Willie Goodguy," the fun
makers sang in unison.
Pvt. Hepcat Willie Goodguy
stood there with his big brown face
beaming like an "iison on Christ
mas morn. He 'cwallowed a lump
in his throat and stepped right into
the middle of the gala party.
Greetings OF "How's it going, Joe?
What's il to you, jackson
Grease the mitt Gimme some
skin And when you're going,
Joe?' were spoken and the party
was on.
The Gang Meets Willie's Buddies
Hepcat Willie then introduced his
new army buddies to the gang.
OF course by this time, Hepchick
Sue Sweet was clinging like mad to
the arm Of her man, Hepcat Willie.
Here's the sweetest thing on the
vine" Pvt. Willie Goodguy winded
as he introduced Sue Sweet to Pri-
Yates Richard Edwards and Jerry
Downs.
These are the SWEETEST rockies
ever" Willie winded, then intro
duced the two soldiers to the gang.
standing around with stuff in glass
es clutched in one hand.
The Soldiers Take Over
This is 'Slicker' Mary Roe the
smoothest booster in town; Jake the
Mole cleverest gum shoeman in
the city; Retha Mae, the heppest
becky on the avenue; One Eyed
Pete, the monte sharpe; Bad Bill
his face is SCARED from battles with
someone holding a chib: Mickey
Finn the chick who's long suit is
rolling DRINKS, and these are four
new mollies that Jo-Jo had added
to his stable of ponies" Willie CAB
bed to his buddies
Nov that the intros are away
with, come on let's dig this stuff
rightly The old pads goin' to
, jump, cause the old Hepmaster
} is back in town." Willie promised
: his friends. then sat down at the
piano and started lingering out
, words 10 blues tune he'd picked
' up at Fort Custer.
E Whats the name of that riff"
Jo-Jo asked Hepcat Willie.
a why man. that's the latest weep
\ score for the rockies longin' for
home Willie answered.
Then talked, rather than sang,
: these words to the tune he was pick
= ing out on the piano.
Lonely Soldiers Blues
q Got the blues so bad,
u Baby, I'm going 10 cry.
: Got the blue so bad,
1t Think I'm going to die.
II Cause the woman | love
: Amt the lovin' kind.
She's no good creature
p l can't get off my mind.
I'm in the army.
!, Far away from her.
: I'm in the army,
Can't hear a word from her.
4 She's got mother man
Givin' her lovin' to
But when ! get back,
. I'll know just what to do.
! Got the blues so bad,
Cause baby won't write me,
: Got blues so bad,
: Cause baby don't love me.
Guess III fight the JapS-
And that Old Hitler too
And when this war is over,
I'll get gal that's true.
Told you he amt changed a Bit"
! Jo-Jo Brown laughed, nudging Sue
Sweet who stood looking down at
her man, still seated at the piano.
Sue Says: It's Playing Time
Come on Daddy, cause its low
= in time" she winded, taking her
soldier by the arm and heading for
that soft lighted other room.
IF you see what you want just
dig in and make a play" Hepcat
Willie gummed, looking back over
; his shoulder at his two army bud
dies surrounded by the gang. each
. asking questions about camp life.
I'VE get. you. And we'll get on
in rush" Pvt. Jerry Downs ans
wered, then gunned that face and
figure combine Of a gal known as
Winsome MARY. who quite pur-
posely found something wrong with
her hose. She made sure to stand in
orb view OF that handsome soldier,
Jerry Downs.
Baby. you got me you got
me-" Downs muttered, that second
after reaching out to latch VIM
some Mary into his grapplers,
while taking liberties with her ace
high frame.
And All Made Merry
Meanwhile Richard Edwards was
no slow poke. He was too busy to
pay any attention to hi other bud
dies He was latched, but solidly,
with a hepchick called Grace the
Maker. Shed built a reputation far
and wide for being able to take any
woman's man, If she wanted TO.
Hours later, quit time came.
Three half drunk army buddies
felt the refreshing cold Tess Of early
ayem strike their faces. SOLDERING
them up. All three, Hepcat Willie.
Richard Edwards and Jerry Downs
hummed:
Back 10 the Army
Coin to the army.
Sorry, but can't take you.
Coin to the army,
Baby, but can't take you,
Cause there amt nothing in the
army
A hepchick like you can do.