The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1942-03-27

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gift Would they please not open
It until "a hours after he had gomez
!. He was sure, he added, that the
gift would prove useful one day
soon :. They kept their pledge !.
When they opened 1t they found two
gas masks. .f
BigtOwn SnlaIltaIk: The Bedtime
Story" Loretta Young and Fred
March are reading in the publicity
stills displayed by Radio City Mu-
sic Hall, Is the Cong. Record ~.
What midtown spot is thriving
without customers? Ev'lybody ,glo
there, tAen glo down basement and
rollee diceet f. They say Kay
Kyser will change HIS style soon
and play more to the jitterwhacks
=. All those romance stories link.
ing Carol Bruce are counterfeit. The
real un-honey works at Namm,s
store in Dogertown Phil Baker
and Lorraine Lloyd of "Priorities"
are That's REJECT l. !. How come mo-
body has called That Set.-Spysola-
tionists? oh, all right. SO At0
torney-G General Biddle has been or
|dered to get tougher with them? My,
my I. In the news shops certain
words are typographical dynamite.
Immortal" frinstance. Too often
it comes out immoral VI. And
window" is full of the devil, too,
as House and Garden, the mag,
found out :. 1t typed this classic
(Which makes very good sense to
your correspondent Nothing
gives a greater variety to the app
pearance of house." it ran, than
few utldraped windows"
New YorchidS: Maxine Sullivan's
late swing session at Ruban Bleu
Mary Chase's GO Get It,"
radios whackiest program Cecil
B. DeMille's Reap the Wild Win
ner" II. Madeleine Carroll and
my Favorite Blonde" Bob Hope
fest. S. Lanfield directed H. L,
Mencken's ''rhe Worst Trade of
Them All" (writing) in Liberty :.
And the Ink Spots Decca disc, at
Isn't Dream Anymore. It's the
Real Macarthur!
Broadway Dictionary Announcer:
The most dramatic guy on the radio
sketch >. Comedian: A bloke whose
limousine saves him the expense of
hiring a bus for his script writer's
Guest star: The dope whose
agent is more popular than he is
Isolationist: Person who wor-
ships the ground he stick his head
into. !. partisan: One too yell
low to back Up an opinion he's too
dumb to have =. War Expert: Fell
low who's eson went to a military
school -. Flag-waver: An alarmist
who wants his country to win.
Sounds in the Night: At Kelly's
Stable: HE tiddled while romance
burned" At the Commodore's
Century Room: Lovely? She makes
Spring official!" At Maison
Louis: "Alimony is nothing but
legal hole in the pocket" AT
the Riviera: That's the trouble!
Her mummy done toll her!" :.
At Endure: shes as easy to forget
as an appointment with the dentist"
At the Club Maxim: Funny
isn't it, about the Japs. They have
prominent front teeth like all other
rats" j. AT the Pelham Heath Inn:
Get a load Of that Jerkass!"
In the Stork Club: Hes Mac
Arthuroughbred!" At the Royal
Palm: Democracy is the Heaventh
Wonder of the Worldt"
Show Business Vignette: She re-
turned to the U. S. when the war
started over there, after appearing
as a continental favorite She |
tried in vain to get some recognition
over here with her dancing -.
wasn't even lukewarm
she got q job at Florida |
night spot and clicked big :. Then
her health failed :. (. The day Ma
thea Merryfield entered the Will
Rogers Memorial Hospital at Sar-
anac. N. Y, the publication called
Fun in Miami hit the stands
featuring her beautiful semi-nude
figure and hailing her: 'The Toast |
of Miami!" How that for
irony?
Broadway WiSeguy: The. People |
Who Lionize You One Day VIII
Outfox You the Next.