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Elk PARTE
Pursuant to order of the Court
made in the above-entitled cause,
I, w. B. Austin, Commissioner,
will, on Saturday, August %,
1912, at one o'clock P. NJ, at the
courthouse door in Jefferson,
North Carolina, sell to the high
est bidder, the following describ-
ed real estate, to-wit:
BEGINNING on a stake above
the road by branch, w. w. Mil
ler's corner; then North 50 East
4 poles to East gate post; then
North II East 81 poles to a lean
ing spanish oak, j. J. Williams
corner; then with J. J. Williams
line, North 75' 80 East II 2-3
poles to stake in the fence, r. L.
Doughton's line; then with said
line North q West 1923 poles
to the road; then with the road
North 70 West 10 poles; then
South 70 West 6 poles; then
South 49, 80 West 7 poles; then
South 20 West IL 1-3 poles; then
leaving road and down hollow,
North II West 70 poles to a stone.
Nelia Gentry's corner; then with
Nelia Gentry's line, North 80
East 8 poles to a stake; then
North So West Is poles to stake
at branch; then South 2712 West
Z is poles up the branch to a
stake; then North 81 West 2212
poles to a stake, Floyd Woodie's
line; then with an agreed line, up
ridge, with fence, South 2 West
3 poles: then South Is West 6
poles; then South 33 West 6 poles;
then South SO West IA 2-3 poles;
then South rs West 9 poles to a
swamp dogwood, w. w. Miller's
corner; then with w. w. Miller's
line South 78 East 81 poles to a
stake in fence at the meadow;
then South 10 West 4 poles, with
fence, to stake; then South 90
East AZ poles to East bank of
branch; then South Is East 8
poles, up branch, to a stake. then
South 4112 East poles to hick-
Dry in fence; then North ~ East
Is % poles, with fence, to a
small branch; then South 711a
East 8 poles, with fence, to stake;
then South 6319 East 1912 poles
to pine; then South TN East
Is % poles to a thorn; then
South 80 East II poles to the be-
ginning, containing 81 acres, more
or less, and being the land deed
ed by Nelia Gentry to Emma Mil
Ter, by deed dated September %,
1884 and of Record in the Office
of the Register of Deeds for Ashe
County in Book To, Page I'll.
Excepting, however, from the a
bove tract of land, 10 acres, deed
ed by Emma Miller to Nelia Gen
try by deed dated December "a,
1886 and of record in the office
of Register of Deeds for Ashe
County in Book B-3, Page 289.
Terms of sale: One-half cash
upon confirmation Of sale; Bal
ance on twelve months time Sc
cured by deed of trust which will
be first lien on real estate sold.
This July 20, 1912.
w. B. AUSTIN,
7-3O-4t Commissioner
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pains of Stomach Ulcers, Indiges-
ton, Heartburn, Belching, Bloat-
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sample, Udga, at Rays Drug Com
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A complete course in Beauty Gull
ture of one thousand hours for
$50 only. State approved school.
Classes now forming. Mrs. Jake
Church, Macs School of Beau
ty Culture, North Wilkesboro, N.
=. Silk
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R9rD9inS Engines, Trac-
= tors. Saw Mills,
Wood Working and Road Build.
ing Machinery, Well Drilling Ma
chimes, Gasoline Engines. etc.-R
2. JOHNSON, Wytheville, Va.
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make immediate payment to the
undersigned.
This July 2, 1912.
w. E. JONES, Executor of Eta
Jane Baldwin, Deceased. 1897
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NOTICE OF EXECUTOR
NORTH CAROLINA,
ASHE COUNTY

ASHE COUNTY
Having qualified as the Exc
cutor of the estate of the
late Mrs. Alice McCarrolI, OF
Ashe county, North Carolina, this
is to notify all persons having
claims against the said estate, to
present them to the undersigned
on or before September l, 1913
or this notice will be pleaded in
bar of their recovery. All per-
sons indebted to the said estate
will please make immediate pay
ment to the undersigned. This
July the 9th, 1912.
c. F. Greer,
Executor of Mrs. Alice Nc
Carroll, Deceased.
7-3O-6t
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NOTICE OF SUMMONS

NOTICE OF SUMMONS
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT
NORTH CAROLINA
ASHE COUNTY
DAME EDWARD JONES
VS..
BELLE JONES
The defendant above named
will take notice that an action as
above entitled, the same being
for absolute divorce has been
commenced in the Superior Court
of Ashe County and duly verified
complaint filed and summons is
sued which is returnable in the
office of the undersigned on the
9th day of August, 1912, when and
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chine service. Factory trained
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CO The Skyland Post. If
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WANTED - Settled girl or wo-
man for general homework for
family of two. Satisfactory SAL
ary. Write Mrs. D. E. Douglas,
Plney Creek, N. c. 7-9-2tp
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NOTICE OF SERVICE BY
PUBLICATION
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT
NORTH CAROLINA
ASHE COUNTY
DORA G. WEAVER
VS..
JAMES 0. WEAVER

JAMES O. WEAVER
The defendant, James o. Wea-
yer, will take notice that an &C.
ton as above entitled has been
commenced in the Superior Court
of Ashe County by summons is
sued June%2, 1912, for the pur-
pose of the plaintiff obtaining an
absolute divorce from the de-
PENDANT; and said defendant will
further take notice that he is re-
quired to appear at the office of
the Clerk of the Superior Court
of said County on or before the
21st day of August, 1912, and
answer or demur to the complaint
in said action or the plaintiff will
apply to the Court for the relief
demanded in the complaint.
This June 80, 1912.
J. D. STANSBERRY,
Clerk Superior Court.
7-9-4T
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NOTICE-Th1s is to notify the
public that I will not be respon-
sible for any Indebtedness incur
red by my wife, Mrs. Maude
Francis Worley. This is the 18th
day of July, 1912.
M. c. Worley,
Grassy Creek, N. c.
7-23-2tp
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NOTTCE-Piano tuning. Leave
call tat Burgess Furniture store,
West Jefferson, N. c. 7-3O-1tp
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NOTICE OF SALE

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT
BEFORE THE CLERK
NORTH CAROLINA
ASHE COUNTY
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1906
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-10
! Lumber, Building Materials

GET your storm SASH and screens now. y.
currier. Lumber, 1901 Military.
NEED PLYWooDf We have plenty or
hand. 3-i6" thick. sizes 36''x36" and
foot. Tyler b-1760.
LIBERTY LUMBER 500 RADCLIFFE
REMoDEL-RERooF
Grand River Lumber-Ph. Re.:ord 0i0l.
SMITH-ORR CO.
ROOFING, ASPHALT SHINGLES
LADDERS, ASBESTOS SIDING. LUMBER
MILLWORK, HEET METAL SUPPLIES
WHOLESALERS
ACRES OF BUILDING SUPPLIES
1881 W. WARREN. Phone OREGON 070o.
3-cAR GARAGE. tis5. U. .. Housswreck.
ing. 1895 Dequindre.
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Little Farms for Sale

FARMS--Any size, price, terms. oceana
Co. Hanson-Osbom, Realty. Hart. Mich.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-10

Al Top soil. sand loan, black dirt. s47O
HaIiett. Tyler 4-e3i0.
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Land Contracts

ALL mortgages, no restrictions. ca. 734i
Home Associates. 32S Lafayette Bid
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-10
Wearing Apparel

BRAND new mans suit size AZ. short
stout: price $50. $l20 value. Universit!
3-5Ol5.
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Housekeeping Rooms


CATHOLIC home for two school age chill
dren, room father Niagara 1874.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-10

NEW dinettes. damaged by water: porce-
lain. maple, solid oak. mahogany and
chrome, with or without buffet and chinas.
Terms. KENT CO., l3441 Livernois. Open
every evening.
ORDERED soLD-Better living room fur-
niture, beautiful wood frames, variety
OF covers In all coiors. TERMS. Kent Co..
i544l Livernois. Open every evening.
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IMPROVE YOUR HOUSEHOLD GOODS AND APPLA



HYGEA HERNIA AND RECTAL CLINIC
successful treatment a. you WORK.
1910 WOODWARD TR. i-44o0
MRS. sMITH-Glfted Life Adviser thours
10-e). 103e0 West jefferson. between
Pleasant and Myrtle. River Rouge.
NOT REsPoNsIBLE for any debts con-
tractsd by Fronnis Smith on and after
this date. George smith.
PILES AND CHRONIC DISEASES
Successful office treatment while working
Doctor De swarte Rectal Clinic,
Sis Second. near Palmer. Trinity i-72t2.
PROF. ELToN-ADvTsoR
CONSULTATION daily, 1875; Tuesdays.
Fridays until 3; closed Sundays. 34is Jonn
r.. sstween Erskine and Eliot. Special 81.
PROF. CRAWFORD reads your hand
gives imprint chart; also teaches. Daily,
10 q. MI p. m. CA. 44ez. w. Vernon.
REVEREND LILLIAN LEE--Ohurch OF
Christ Appointments daily. 1860 West
Grand boulevard. Tyler s-7333.
SEPTEMBER IL. ls42-on and after this
date i VIII not be responsible FOR any
debts contracted by my wife. James G..
Taylor.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-10
Radios and SUPPLIES

TERMs-RADIo BARoAINs-TERMs
strom. C. automatic comb Fepes'd-sfs
New 1912 Phileo floor sample radio phono
Graph comb. TIT front: beam hight. SIS
sen'th como. automatic. repos'd, sac.
New 1e42 crosIey automatic comb. $40
Radio phonogrsph combination. sac auto
matic tuning: plays TO- and i2'' records
y Recordings Free with Each Purchase
New 1871 Phiico car radios- Fis al
model eau. 1fa.as insta Ilsd. tsrsass -
sIANDARD--i3si orsfiot--oPEN Evrs
SMALL table radio. 1895 up. rsasonabis
WAGNER. lam LInvood-
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<ASA> REAL ESTATE CORNER <rSS&h>}
For RENT FOR SALE


4
FIELD. s2os-ownfrs sserince, near Har-
Act quickly.
JARVIS. I745 e. Hazel PsTk-s rooms.
bath, initiation brick siding, garage /;
Majestic Bids. RE. 1872.
KING ROAD, just east Of Mfddlebeit road
Several ANAL homes; only $50 cash.
balance financed. Phone CHI. 51s2.
OHIO, l5333-o OPEN FOR : INSPECTION
Ready for Immediate occupancy --7-rm.
3. v. single; large brick garage: recond.
small On. TR- 2-T0s0.
OWNER sacrifices 5-room brick yrs.
old. Coyie near fireman. iusmediate
possession. Only s., 800. 81. $50 takes deed.
s5s monthly. 1881 10y. oregon 1882.
SORRENTO, 1924
5-room attic. Paved street. Terms
CONDITIONER sell To-
DAYS Nine room brick. side drive. Ex-
trsordinarily designed! Easy term.
W. sIDE-2,FAM Very cl.snITERMs'
Down! FRANK L. WILEY. Trinity 2-e767.
coLoRED-GooDwI Dandy large
rooms, fun basement. furnace. ONLY
500 DOWN, Very E-z terms.
4. sLoRIN-s3os woodward-TR. 1-o36s
coLoRED-wEsT SIDE BARGAINsi!
Choice 2 Families and Singles
Crutcher. s16t AcGraw-Tf. 5-3366. s-02of
coLoRED = Hsrmon-John r.; 2-family
Harmon. l-family, br..- -, 900, terms.
Cannon Brothers. 1850 Sherman. Fl. 0140.
rent when you can buy
for los On. Jesse r. Parker. TIE 1888.
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CONCRETE septic tanks ciserns. well
pump, used oil burner with tank.
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT co.
i3sis Grand River We. 1900
INSULATION headauarters-An types: lo~'
est prices In town. Fillmore LumiSr
1904 GIatiut. Prospect A5lS.
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Bungalows for Sale

ALGONQUIN, 523-s rooms: fireplace
drive: vacant. Only $3.50. terms.
Open is daily.
OPEN daily. 80 TO .. 1902 Hayden Ave
New 5-room brick bungalow. tile bath.
attic. Campbell Realty.
RECoNDITIoNED 5-RooM--s4. 800.
DAN J. HARRISON. UN. 1-115o
REDFoRD-s-room bungalow, the bath.
attic. fun basement; So. $50. RE. 2o63.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-09-10

BARGAIN-E. Detroit. sinsiy. groups. IA.
IA. plots: low taxes improvements. SIS
up N. w. cor. s-Mi. Kelly Rds.
BARBER 1870 DAVID SToTT BLDG.
ON PROPERTY DAILY. al. RA. 1870
BUY STATE owned properties. see your
real estate broker.
ls0x275: sewer. water. gas. walks school.
ts1S: near f3-Mne and Woodward. Jud-
500 Brsdvay Co.. RA. ERGO.
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90 :ss .. s,sa IA :.a.::: ..l Z fs,;ss:
Only sssI No; Y es- ~ trpts.
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AT BILL GRAFs GRILL Astrologer
Esteiie. Luncheon, drinks. 124 John X.
(downstairsb,
ATTRACTIONS. Featuring Scotch Mar
garet. Lotus and Crystal New Lotus
Tesroom. 1870 Broadway tupstairsl.
BARBAGLiA Plaster tor seiatic. Rheums.
tlsm: only day treatment. Lenox es3s5
@BosKoN" HINDU sYsTEM-Readlngs
solves problems 26ss West Grand bouls.
ward. Trinity 1860.
CARL SUFFER- call Mrs. Julia Rickie at
once. Iysnhoe 1925 or Trinity 1906.
CLARA BEACH. spiritual advise readings
by appointment. Tyler t-il9o.
DEBT relief See Credit Adjustment Co..
e33 Barlum Tower. Detroit. CHI. s3t7.
Open until Thursday evening
DIVINE HEALINGs--Health Means Hap
pintss. Reverend Haxel Damrau. iT4i
Ferry Park. Trinity l-7zs2
HAIR REMOVED Permanently. Natalie
Trsub. $50 Michigan Thester Building.
Cherry 1918.
HAIR PERMANENTLY Rsmovsd--Multiple
Electrolysis. Emilia Boecabela, 3IS3
Gratiot. Plaza os5o.
MADAME ELIsE-rnusual French reader
(Teapot Dome). sand and Fire solve your
probiems--lovs, business. Columbia ZOO.
AIT Second, Ca.
MADAME x-Astrologist, daily readings.
13t5 West Canneld: ring apartment 4.
MRS. RAYE-Astroiogis t featured at State
Fair. se37 Mitchell. Plaza 2503.
Evening star., 1942-01-29

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Floor
Evening star., 1942-01-29
1|ER. INVENTORY CLEARANCE

Reduced From Our O Regular Stocks Plus Special Purchases
Lots. Rare Opportunities Save Shop Early Friday!
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
No COmpuIsiOn

John j. Gross, assistant pro-
lessor at Hofstra College. Hemp
stead, N. Y. sends Is contest
entries from his students. Here's
a representative letter from Al
fred Emery. Hampstead, N. Y.
Dear Miss Robinson;
Accidents occur every day.
and more often than not the
layman's unframed attempts TO
Administer treatment cause Sc
rious complications. But with
training anyone may learn the
proper thing 10 do until the doc
tor arrives.
Many accidents occur in the
home. where It Is UP TO the
mother or some woman in the
household TO cope with them.
Any home contains, or can con-
tain. the necessary equipment
for giving first aid.
First Aid knowledge Is OF ire
meHdous Importance In iDdr
time. The bombing OF our
cities. including non-m ilftdry
positions, IS not outside the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
Should
Soldier
BE True?

We printed recently some
sizzling answers to the ques-
tion-"Shouid q Soldiers
Sweetheart Step Out With
Other Menu The "Yesses"
and Noes" were pretty
evenly assorted. What would
be your reaction were the
question applied TO the
soldier boys and sailor ladsl
If sailor is entitled to a
sweetheart in every port Cor
is he?) shouldn't a soldier
have similar privilegeSP Or
should hep
What say all you fighting
lads in the Army. Navy and
Marine Corps, and your
sweethearts left behindp
Should the boys remain true
blue. foreswearing all ro-
mantle interludes with lonely
girls in far away places, saw
ing their kisses for the girls
they left behind them?
Write your answers in NOT
more than 2So words and
send them to Elsie Robinson
in care of this paper. Include
full name, age (not over 3o)
and address. Contest closes
one week from today. Prizes
for all letters published!
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
Be Ready

we must be prepared" cries
Logan Grove, Of Saginaw. Mich.
~ shortage Of doctors, due
TO their induction into Army
and Nary SerUice. aud the pos
Sibtlity OF bombing raids on our
cities. makes ii imperative that
those left at home hare some
knowledge Of how to care for
themselves. Every able bodied
iComdn betiDeen IS aud so
should be required TO learn the
fundamentals OF First Aid.
We require that a doctor be
examined by q State board be-
fore he can practice his profess
sion. However, the helpless VIC
tim Of an accident has no pro.
lection whatsoever against the
doubtful first aid efforts OF the
unframed bystander.
THE fundamentals Of first
aid are simple yet so important
that everyone should learn
them. especially the control OF
bleeding and treatment for
shock. The time between the
occurrence Of an accident and
the arrival Of a doctor l. most
critical. Here Is where a woman
trained In First Aid can make
herself invaluable"
Logan Crowe-age 81.
638 South 10th ST.,
Saginaw. Mich.
(S2.50 priZe.)
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
Hysteria

The GREATEST problem OF all.
writes Anita L. KInsey Of
Hackettstown. n. j., 1.-The prob
lem of how. tsfbrevent hysteria
and panic would be solved by a
universal knowledge Of first aid.
ut Is especially important
that mothers Of small children
have all the first aid training
they can possibly get. When
bombs fall there will not be
enough doctors 10 be everywhere
At once, and II will then be up
10 the women 10 keep the sltua-
ton well In hand When every
one has a Job TO do and knows
how to do IL. there Is no chance
for panic and hysterla TO do
heir destructive work"
Mrs Anita l.. Kinsey-age Is,
3l5 Willow Grove ST.,
Hackettstown. NJ j.
$3.50 price
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
From HOfsira

But Madge Conover. Of
Branchville. N. j., would not
make Wrist Aid training COM
pulsory.
I'm the first place." says she,
many women are neither phys
ioally nor mentally adapted 10 Il.
II would be dangerous, both 10
them and 10 potential victims,
10 force them 10 take up work
revolving 10 them.
"A First Alder must be strong,
both In body and mind. mentally
alert. able TO act quickly. eff
GENTLY and calmly In any cir
cumstance. She should also
have that inner desire and urge
10 serve. for a First Alder Is
born. not made.
Many thousands Of women
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

Compulsory first aid study
for every woman is the topic
for Young America today.
Every person In the United
States over IL years Of age
should have q thorough knowl.
edge Of first add" cries Phyllis
Roberts Of San Francisco.
Disaster comes TO all OF us
ut least once In a lifetime. IL
may strike at any moment, and
when II does strike, II we only
know what 10 do, how gladly
we would pump that breath back
into those lungs. stop that bleed.
Ing or keep circulation going!
1T is also important to know
what not TO do. Under certain
conditions, moving the victim or
giving him Stimulants or letting
him get chilled is extremely dan
gerous. The unframed person
cannot know these dangers.
First Aid Is not q substitute
for q physicians care. A First
Alder Is taught to take charge
only until the doctor comes. But
sometimes IN those feto minutes
q life may be Sdued. 4 person
can bleed TO death IN seven
minutes. For Sutfocdtton five
minutes Is enough.
Some women get sick at the
sight Of blood and therefore
feel that they would be useless
I'm an emergency. But II they
will learn First Aid thoroughly,
when the opportunity comes TO
help they will follow the
methodical pattern almost auto
matically and, far from going
to pieces may be able 10 save
a life.
Learn first aid! Some day Il
may be your most valuable ac-
complishment"
Phyllis H. Roberts. age "a
1916 Clay ST., San Francisco.
$4,000 price
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

range Of possibility. ~ that &C.
ours. the help OF ipomen Uho
hare thorough first aid training
tOtH be tremendously important.
1T Is unfortunate that It
takes a iDdr to make US con-
Sctous Of the Importance Of first
aid. but tt Is not pet too late to
do something about III"
Alfred Emery. age 10,
- Fairview Blvd. Hampstead.
New York.
$4,000 price.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
Young America Speaks
BY ELSIE ROBINSON
stair rhOlos

have taken first aid courses
and many thousands more will
do so, because they feel IL will
enable them TO better serve our
U. 8. A. But there arc many
others who will be Of far greater
help In other fields.
II speak as q volunteer Amer
lean Red Cross First Aid In
structor."
Madge M. Conover--age 20.
Branchville, N. j.
(S2.50 prize.)
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

In the Ethics of Spring
Cleaning we shall first discuss
dust as a household decoration.
. .
May Is when a woman starts
to catch1p on last Defenders
homework.
SO she puts on a dust cap.
rolls up her sleeves. splits on
her hands, jumps i'm tho air.
clicks her heels together and
hOllers, "Whec."
Then she moves everything
In the attic down into the cell
lar, puts everything i'm the Gel
lar up In the attic and every
thing In the parlor out on the
sidewalk.
When the landlord comes
along and secs all tho furniture
out on the sidewalk he says.
Folks. YOU saved me a lot Of
trouble"
Then the installment people
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
Spring Cleaning Ethics
by ARTHUR BUGS BAER

come around and pick out their
trophies. After that the hus-
band comes home with a She
nanlgan on and waltLes I'm the
dark with a floor lamp.
o . .
There Is only one problem in
the Ethics of Spring Cleaning:
DO YOU like your dust one tone
y streaky?
. q
Spring housekeeping Is a
dust bowl for two.
II is an indoor tornado with
Kitchen mop for a direction
flag.
= q -
II is the only time Of the
year when a husband can stay
out at night with permission Of
his old lady.
-
That's not because she wants
him 10 enjoy himself. But.
when n woman has spider
webs on her ears. SCOT on her
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

edict in England prohibits those
rows OF ks. representing kisses,
a. the bottom or letters. because
spies can use them as a code
How We overlooked this for our
Literary Lace dept Alimony--
the high cost OF leaving
THAT THE woro coined by
the r A Filters Tor those props-
Gsnda pamphlets they drop on
enemy territory is BomDphletS'
That the Chinese regard
eockroaches as sym bols OF
wealth. Their logic being that
q family must be pretty poor
II they can't afford 70 feed a
few cockroaches That
the British Medical Journal Of
fers this tip for prevention OF
colds Throw your. hfad back
and let a few drops ~ pure
medicinal COD liver Oh Tide into
your throat through each nos
tril I'D rather have a cold
THAT. Z. s. sentries IN The
Philippine have sure-iirc
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

The breeze will bring back
all the dust the old lady swept
out. And In another ten days
We will be able TO play tick
tack-toe In the dust on the
piano, using our fingers as
fountain pens.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

And everybody will be happy
and homelike until next May.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17
Broadway
BY WALTER WINCHELL
Things Never Knew and Still Don't Know
Things 1 Never Knew and Still

(Ba which the qua AIDS kHcW all Gi0ng)
THAT THE Japs consider four unucky number, just
feel about thirteen here. Sho nuff-the Amer
lean eagle unoaded his first batch of eggs Nippon in April
which is the fourth month Of the yearQ That official
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

Then the installment people
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1942-05-17

The windows are open and
the breeze Is blowing through
the Venetian blinds. The blinds
are ornamental but worry bad
filters.