The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-05-07
MIKE
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AZ oAA'.
Amt it funny when a gu,
tells va himself that hezza liza
it's alrite, but when someon
else calls him a liar, he git
mad. It's JUS like me, when
run at every election and lose
I say that I don't care if I lose
But down underneath I'd reell,
like to win and enybodyS tina
sage he was glad that he lost il
not tellin' the trooth. Yes, an
anuther thing, some guys say o.
call their wives the Old Battle
AK, but they shure git hot un.
der the belt if anybody else
calls their wife Old Battle AK
It sounds like heck either way
I always call mine sugar -eny-
way since the sugar rayshuning
Yes, nam, my sugar Shure car
raise cane, too.
Have va signed up for your
sugar yet? I have an the thing
that got me was when signing
up they wanted to knoe how
old you was, how tall va are,
what the color of yuer eyes
are las if all that made a diff
ference in the amount of sugar
you ate). Well, anyway, accord
ing to Hoyle, whoever he is,
that's the way it is an it's good
enuff for me. Yep, what's good
Tor the goose is good for the
gooSter. I've said this before.
Who was it sed "Erly to bed
an erly to rise makes you
healthy, wealthy an wize?" I
betcha the guy that made up
that peace didn't die rich, ev-
en- if he was healthy an wize.
Then agin, if he was healthy he
Woodnta died, so maybe he was
only wize.
Old Macdonald had a store,
an in the store he had some
groceries, E I o. Old MacDon-
aid had a store an in his store
on the floor he hada rug. Yes,
ne buyed the rug from me. E
l E I o. No, he don't o - he
paid me cash.
Las week I was gonna tell
you this week about Geo. Dan
lels goln' in the sheep bizness
but on account of the cattle
farmers around his place, I amt
gonna tell va - Geo. sed not
to.
Boy, o, boy, if you don't
think Big Horn County amt
dom its part in winnin the
war jus take a look at the iron
that the guys land ladies tool
are bringin in. You will find
their names in our Scrap Iron
adv. Yep, an another thing
Uncle Sam REILLY wants it. So
to $40 a ton. Nc chizelin, no
waitin. jus dump it off and
collect your money Johnny on
the spot. Shure, maybe va don't
want cash, then we will make
2uta check to the Red Cross or
eny other organizashun, or ev-
m give it to you in War Stamps
'r War Bonds. Do your part
Is much of it as you can.
I herd Matt Shergie was
,onna run for State Represen-
'atlve but on account of me
'unnin' he fingered he didn't
lave a chance. That's o K
Matt - there's no use of 2
like us runnin' ag-
inst each other. You knoe, l
int ever seen Matt Shergie.
f I did I never new it. I've
him pitchered to be 6 it.
y inches tall, athletic build,
bout 1877 lbs, good lookin', well
lressed with cowboy shoes, an
oWboy hat. I believe he's good
latured, too q hope so eny-
!ay, now and rich. Matt, come
n sometime an let me have a
COX at va. II
Geeminee, a lotta people are
eelly Wastin' their money film
or the county jobs. I betcha
hat there will be more pee
lie runnin' than ever before.
'ep, lookin' for somethin' for
uthin' but maybee not so easy.
Ray Catron was in and bot
BeautyreSt mattress and
to 60 with it. Before
'ay got it, he sed his back bert,
e could hardly walk on &C
punt of rOomatizum. But now
e feels young agin'. Even his
quit hertin. Yes an Ray
lyS don't forgit he sells gas-
long quartz to the gallon, an
e also sells slick and greasee
I herd that when the Hardin
'hool band was at the music
stival in Billings a lotta pee
e sed where the heck did
Hardin bunch git all the |
oney for those swell uni
rms?" Well, I'll say it wasn't
money. It came from the
'et and grain farms, the cat
and sheep raisers and from
e merchants and others who
anaged to git some of this