Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1942-05-07
This Is Ne,u York:

This Is Ne,U York:
The old-fashioned private houses
on West Sind Street between 5th and
9Th Avenues-where the veteran
New Workers pull down the blinds
every eventide to shut out "Swing
Street" The ]. P. Morgan
mansion covering an entire block OF
Madison Avenue real estate. Boast
ing one of the most sordid facades
this side of a Dead End movie
. The emergency case internes
at Bellevue Hospital, who read de-
tective stories between life-and-
death assignments Times
Square-the "glamorous street -
where the corners are occupied by
drug store, brauhaus, cigar
shop and hot dog stand.
The pure-white Squibb Bldg. on
Fifth Avenue, well-manicured fin
ger-tip pointing at a star The
Riverside Drive jitterwhacky set
that dance on the grass to the
rhythm from nearby Claremont Inn
The hundreds of heads that
pop out of as many windows in the
Wall Street sector whenever two
cars bump noisily The noon
day boss players making their wag-
ers-willing to put more across a
nag's nose than on their wives
backs The wailing of the zoo
tenants in the dead of night-a nui-
sance to the midtown (near the
park jewellers -. E. Cantor S
1898 hat.
: The Floy Apartments in mid-Har-
lem. Birthplace of the Flat-Foot
Floogie with the F-F) ALT
Lunt, the star, washing dishes at
the Stage Door Canteen The
Woolworth edifce, which no longer
has a 5-and-Dimery on the site E.
Hotel America, where most of the
circus performers tepee.. The
famed Snowman supping with two
midgets-several of whom helped
him keep the wolf from the door
with their talent The two live
penguins, that serve as asst head
walters at the Penguin on E. 81
st. New Street, one of the
oldest.
Park Avenues sore spot at seth
Street, where the swanky sector sud-
denly goes Brooklyn-with a large
garage, a pet shop, a butcher store
and cigar store :. 4. Mrs. Katzen-
berg, the affable frst-nighter, who
rarely misses premiere. They'd
hold the curtain if she were tardy
George S. Kaufman, one of
the towns wittiest, who wears a
melancholy look The big bows
on Moss Harris neckties Lucy
Monroe, the Star-Spangled Soprano
table, who is also ready to sing the
Chinese National Anthem or the Jew
ish anthem, Katikvah -. Popular
Danny Kay's giggle.
Scrambled Eggs:
Vox peppers have to be good to get
their letters printed. Too many pro-
fessionals are crashing the dailies,
discussing the country's welfare.
The smallies reporting the first rob-
in didn't have look-in The
public has overruled the reviewers
on "The Moon Is Down." 1t is buy.
ing it big Wonder how harsh
and tin-panny your voice has to be
before you can get job as COM
mentator in the neWsreels. Some
of the femmes- could saw their way
out of Jail with those pipes
It's a snide trick to quote part Of
a guys remarks to make him look
silly, take it from one who's done it
Sounds in the Night: At Bill Der.
tolotti's: Hes on the road to sue.
cess-just another of Broadway
clicking heels" At Roseland
Broadway is where celebrities meet
each other-but never half way
In the Century Room: "Can you
keep a secret-because l can'tp
At the Bowman Room: "Dic
you read what our bombers did te
Yokoha-ha-ha-ha!" At Spivy's
"Some times he gets a little irk
some with a japital j. In the
Hickory House: Original? The
crook walks around with a bit Of
carbon paper in each earl"