The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1942-03-05
MIKE
SEE:

On May 3rd I'll be married to
my wife for Is yrs. I don't see
how she put up with me that
long but we are still married
We have had three kids which
helps me out in income tax
troubles. On May 3rd wher you
people bring presents bring
them to our store. The better
ones I will take home and the
other ones we will sell. I am
thanking everyone in advance
for Congratelating us. I jus
can't wait for May 3rd, 1855,
only 10 yrs. more to go (until
the anneverSary). But all you
people in Glendive can start
sending your presents early.
Let's see, how many I knoe
there. There is Emanuel Pfaff
and his family. They are good
for a $25 present, Pete Rob and
his family, that's another $25
present. Ed OSWALD and his
family, there's $25 more. All,
gimminee, I knoe lots of people
there. If everyone would send
me Just a $25 bond it would be
swell. I'd match it with another
if my banker would lend me
the dough to buy it. I'm Shure
he won't turn me down now
on a deal like that. Let's see I
think it was Patrick Henry that
sed: "Give me cash or give me
checks"
Sometimes I wonder if the
railroads do much good for the
country. The other day a farm
er with a big load of wheel got
stuck in the mud down by the
Custer Service station. And you
knoe, a coupla trains went by
and not a one of them offered
to help that fella by pullin' his
truck outa the mud.
I guess I was wrong last week
when I sed Big Horn county got
part of the gasoline tax. I found
out since that the state gets
most of the gas taxes and now
Big Horn county is beggin' the
state for some help in keepin'
up the roads. Here's hopin' this
county gets some money from
somewhere as they shure need
it for fixin' the roads. With no
nu tires to buy we need good
roads to save the tires we've got,
I miss Sam Marquizee's dog
Mike, since he died. I always
sed that Hardin wasn't big enuf1
for 2 Mikes so Sans Mike Is
gone. Now If only Bert Kronmil-
Ter would quit calm his bulldog
Mike. Talkin' about Bert Kron-
miller, did you ever knoe that
Bert is the youngest republican
county attorney in Montana and
he is the End youngest among
all the CAS-.
Lots of Indian boys are join
in the army and navy, an a lot
of 'em are from Big Horn coun-
ty. I'll bet that the axes powers
will have ants in their pantries
when they see these Indian
boys acomin' at 'em with nu
machine guns made outa scrap
metal from the reservashun.
The other day a guy was
askin' me if there was any knee
action in the Beauty Rest mat
tresses. I tole him I didn't think
so because the Chevy Co. has
the patent on knee action, but
the Beauty Rest has a 10-yr
guarantee for $3.50 and the
Chevy can't be bought now al
any price unless, you are a pri.
GRITTY guy. Yes, most good Chevy
statesmen own Beauty Rest mat.
tresses because they think they
will not be raShuned. Talking
about raShuning we have owe
SO baby beds on hand to picl
from. If w are needin one bu.
before the spring rush.
Well I guess I'll jus hat tt
forget about buyin' the MINI
Mile bridge becuse the count.
made a contract to turn thu
bridge over to the Indian de.
partment in Wash. D. c. Tit
head guys at Washington will
move it someday to St. x. may
be after the war is over. Anyway
Wash. D. c. has taken the mat.
ter off our hands so I'll haftt
look somewhere else to buy 6
bridge. Jus the same it woulds
made a lot of tanks to STOP
Hirohito.
I've heard that we need more
men a little faster for our army
and navy but most fellas aim
old enuff and some are two
old. Have you ever noticed thai
Pres. Roswell changed oul
Thanksgivin' day and he made
our clocks 60 faster? I'm MOI
squakin'-I'm for it. But die
you ever stop to think that hi
could set the calendar three
years ahead for a coupla yrs
and that way all boys IT yrs
old will be 20 and about yeel
later he could set the calendar
hack & yrs and that wav the