Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-11-09

can't afford the tilt was ready
to fold II forced to-throwing
over 80 tooters onto the lists Of
unemployed. Theatre Author
ity's threat to stop "celeb nights"
isn't clicking. Actors themselves
are flocking In punches for the
free spotlights and chicken
salad. kiss the Boys Good.
bye" sounds almost like "Mag-
nolia" take the honey from the
bee. mix 1t up with TINT. and
what've you got?-MagnoliaD
LATEST HECKLER In town
Is in the Copa foyer. A risgay
Russell Patterson marionette
that calls you by your name and
whatever other personal info
about you is known to the door
staff. A shocker to the tipsy..
Virginia Cowles, the novelist. has
been stuck In Lisbon three weeks
waiting for q Clipper pew. "A
well known bookie drowned his
sorrows and losses with too
much whoopee milk the other
night and jumped out OF a win
dow at q Central Park South
hotel. Landed on the ledge q floor
below. Such Q headache!..
Add literary lace from II See q
Million Faces tbut all I see n
you) ! know you're around from
the sound Of my pounding
heart"
THE RHUMBA partners most
enjoyable to witness: Evelyn
Vernon and Theodore Rodriguez
thas his own dance schooD 1t
La Martinque-when the hour
is late. :. Elaine Barry (of The
Barrys, an excellent ballroom
duo at Versailles changed her
name from Elaine TO Marie-so
she wouldn't be confused with
the recent Mrs. j. Barrymore.
Marion Chandler. nimble dancer
at the same spot. changed hers
from Janice Williams--to for
get the heartaches under that
name. Barbara Arnold is q
promising Powers personality.
Photographs like Mary Aston.
Elsa Maxwell, newest of the
colyum clicks, starts a lecture
tour Dec. 8. Town Hall soon
after.
DICK HINDER. the maestro.
brought this back from Movie
town: Hand someone a book OF
matches. Tell him to tear off
as many as he likes and throw
them away. When he does so,
you look at him critically and
say: "Mmmm, destructive,
aren't your. Another indoor
sport goes this way: Hand
someone a new dime. Ask him IL
he can find on it some fruit,
some trees and a Lady Godival
While he's wearing out his :
orbs you help him by adding:
The fruit is the date-catch on
the Date!". lie says: We'll,
there are the trees, but where's
the naked lady?". You knock
him dead with: "Whatdaya
want for n dinner" Hot
diggity! We stay-up-lates 20 in
for the most sinful orgies!
so YOU want TO be an actress,
Ell? Life recently revealed that
$500 professional people haunt
producers offices. OF these,
1000 get jobs. The average
yearly employment is four or
five weeks and the average
annual income (excluding stars)
is $500 70 $500 Be stenog-
rapher. sister. You meet a bet.
ter class Of people in the subway,
anyway The luscious deb,
Marjorie Angelic, is soon TO
debut on Broadway. An heiress,
but clever One Of the Stems
biggest Squanderers Gin La
Guinan's asylum. etc. is broke
-. Spivy's was the scene for
a tactlesS Latin who made Of
fensive remarks. Some of the
lads were readying to flatten
him . When he piped: "viva
Mussolini!" - a six footer got
up yelling: viva Philadelphia"
THE WAGE slice suffered by
the cast Of "Hellzapoppin" dur
ing the Summer has not yet
been restored. and the hit still
is crossing $4,000 weekly. Is
that nice? Since the colyum
christened Hansons all night
drug store "the poor mans Stork
Club" the proprietor developed
a smart joynt complex and has
already barred Looey, the Louise.
Broadway Rose got five
days off for good behavior and
is back on her old beat
Brenda's mother. at FL Morocco
with Lady Williams Taylor, was
discussing her forthcoming
grandchild The Lady. who
is Brenda's grandmother, said:
Being a grandmother is not so
bad. But being a great grand
mother, oh. it's wonderful" 80.
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