The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-01-08
Walter WinchelI
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lrucn, ne was III no IOQgCnampS light s. Skolsky has worried so much about the war, they are calling him Bundle of Nerves for Britain" The Post Office insisted that Life paint extra stars" on Gypsy Rose Lees full page picture in the last issue. If you inspect it--it1l make you litter Hollywood etiquette, columns Hubbard Keavy, expects vou to introduce welded actresses by their screen names = never as Mrs. .. Too often you'll be speak ing not only out of turn-but also out of date.
 Broadway Novelette,: Garbo,s visit to Panama Hattie" was eventful. First, photog cornered Greta in a perfect spot, while she was standing at attention during the national an- them. Garbo pulled down her hat to hide her kisser When she was about to enter a cab with Gay- lord Hauser, an autograph-camera pest snapped her, and Greta sizzled. She hit the camera, but the girl held onto it Hauser then slapped it to the sidewalk As Garbo started to enter the taxi again, the girl threw the camera at her-hitting Gretta right in her rumble seat-While the crowd howled.
 Love and Kisses: To Jan Valtin's: Out of the Night" the February Book of -the-Month selection Raymond Scott's "All Around the Christmas Tree" platter Paul Muni in zanuck's "Hudson's Bay"
 The 4 Ink Spots recording of Java live" The Shadow" thriller on Sabbaths Lom- bardo's version of Did Anyone Call?" And a glare at the Bing Crosby guest-star last week who took the bow for Publicity is like perfume; meant to be smeiled, not swallowed" Publicity was "flattery" when Josh Billings wrote it in 1860 .. And a glare plus reminder for the appeasers-that Americans follow the foreign policy set at Washington, not at Munich! !!
 Manhattan Murals: The cast-off pair of femme hosiery in the 53rd and Broadway gutter .. The chalk ing on the Nazi-Yorkville sidewalk: God Bitz America" Those nighties in the dept store which are named: "Incomnia" because they they keep you awakep The spooky atmosphere in the Grand Central Terminal during the wee hours . The little woolen sheep in the windows of Lewis & Conger (which cater to sleep enthusiasts)- the placards reading: Unemployed because of the Sleep-Shopl'
 Midtown MelOdrama: It happened at a midtown hospital a week ago .. A colored woman came there and remained five days-terrorizing eVerybody-because it couldn't be decided whether she had the measles or smallpox It seems there hasn't been a smallpox case in New York for over ten years, or so they heard .. . They finally sent her to another hospital for measles, but they still are not sure what she has One health examiner was furious because he had been called away from the opera to diagnose the case .. He said: Smallpox shut up the whole ward tight as a drum!" Then he returned to the opera -. Later, another doc tor diagnosed it as measles To this day all concerned are Notwithstanding to be sure.
 Sounds in the Night: At the En- duro: "Oh, stop bragging. You make me green with ennuil" At the Stork: He doesn't drink like fish he only smells like one" At Minsky's 51 Club: You took every thing else-why did you have to leave the memories?" At Roark's: Tell me, who shines your suits?" At Cafe D'Oree: "The skunk on her arm paid for the one on her neck" .. In Reuben's: He's the biggest guy that can do nothing for you that NEG has" At Kelly's Stable: What a shape! A finger is more welcome in your eye'' At Dempsey's: He's no Nazi he's Crummunist" At the Beachcomber: What a prude !! Walks around with a fig-leaf in- stead of a brain" :. . At the Tavern: Watch out you don't fall into her deep, blue eyes, .. At Goa Rouge: He has charming way of never amounting to anything" .. At Co., pacabana She's society singer always putting her listeners in the misery that she should be put out of" At Radio Franks: Have you heard Mussolini's new theme song: I Amt Got No Bardiar"