Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-07-10

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tect their health and give them
more pep."-News item)
A happy factory is ours
We do not mind the daily toll;
We like the boss and he likes us
It's largely done by liver oil;
We work and do it with a song,
Our faces are sea of grins;
No task is ever hard for US
We do it all through vitamins!
II
A carefree family we are
We skip and frolic to our work;
We chortle as we punch the clock
And never feel the urge to shirk;
We gaily sing, ira la, ira loo,
And do our tasks quite merrily-
We feel affection for the boss
Through vitamins from A to z.
III
We thrill to hear the wheels 60
round
We dash around like busy bees;
The corporation can not do
A single thing that will not please;
We hate to hear the whistle toot
To tell us that it's time to quit;
The little pills we daily take
Make each one love to do his bit.
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An extra hour doesn't count
We feel no urge to watch the
clock;
When there's an extra task to do
We have the wallop and the sock;
What if we labor overtime?
What if the perspiration flows?
A little oil of halibut
At noontime keeps us on our toes.
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There is the thrill of getting back
And finding vitamins to give
To us the vigor that we lack;
The joy of honest toll we feel,
Reacting to it's many thrills
| A worker isn't quite himself
| Without his capsules and his pills.
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| To agitators we are deaf
We pay no heed to what they say;
Their arguments are quite I'M
heard
Thanks to the vitamin called A;
Should we be urged to call a strike,
The impulse we proceed to kill
By paying no attention as
We blithely take another pill.
So three cheers for our gracious
boss!
And three more for the good old
shop!
We find that working is such fun
1t pains us when we have to stop;
In vitamins we put our trust
Instead of union concepts new;
How happy would we workers be
If all our leaders took 'em too!
CANDIDATES FOR THE FIRING
SQUAD
| A heavy round of shot and shell
I favor for the lubber
| Who in the rain steps on my heel
And thus removes my rubber.
Malcolm Burdette.
Jimmy and / are adults. So we
talked it over like grown people and
| decided to stay friends instead of
being married. Mrs. Betty Comp
ton Walker.
You married folks all understand
how it is, don't you?
L. B. Cruden says that Musso-
lini is conducting an about (of
Africa) war.
Don't forget the Scouts annual
banquet Tuesday night. Now that
you know the date and that you are
to bring your sweetheart or some
body else's sweetheart, we will tell
you~all about the big affair. Boy
Scout Pioneer.
Is that nice way to talk to Boy
Scout?
Yehudi Menuhin, famous violinist,
gave his last concert in New York
recently before being called in the
draft We feel that before it takes
the concert violinists the govern
ment should take some of the saxo-
phone players.
BY the way, does a bull fiddler get
| exemption on IIle GROUND Ills HuulS
is dependent on him?
PORTRAIT OF THE DIZZY ZONE
Crowds packed Lincoln Road to
see the presentation of the new film.
Many notables were introduced.
Slapsie Make Rosenbloom got ter
rife applause. Everybody knew
him. Then came courtly old gen.
tleman from Indiana. He, too, was
introduced but the applause was
mild. His name was George AIDE"
Miami Herald.
Cuba has just had near-revolt.
1t had been getting along so peace
fully that it was beginning to lose
prestige in the modern world.
RACE CHART STUFF
Pony Ballet. Can Step.
Coffeespoon. %. May be taken out.
Pair OF Dice. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
49,. Always dangerous anywhere.
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