The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-11-04

Haw! Buddy Clarke of the Park Centrals Cocoanut Grove relays the Silly-dilly about the little boy who was run over by 0 steaIn-roller while playing in the street. He was flat tened like Q pancake. A passerby picked him up and brought him to the childs mother on the third floor.
 "What is its" she yelled in re. sponse to his knock. 4s Your son." he replied, 'lle's been run over by steam-roller--hes all flattaned outl"
 :, Well" the mother grumbled, "I'm not dressed. You'd better slip him under the door,"
 Free Adv.s One of the dept stores is advertising witty" animal pins for the girls to wear on their lapels. ProbTy Co offset the boring and un. witty animals they wear on their ,Arnss
 z Such is Llee: Jean wright on the staff of Lift underwent q throat operation, When she was released she met Irene winston in the shop- ping district.
 Imagine" Jean said, pointing to the scar. Five years on Life and they cut my throat in hospitall"
 Observation: The Herald Trib. une's gingerly London newSboy ca- bles: '"The German Generals are supposed to be regarded in this country as 6 different, more dee cent and more responsible class of persons than the Nazis."
 without violating condolences, could you ascertain who lsnt9
 Oar Ho. Hum Dept: From the N. Y. Times Rome man: Charles A. IAndbergh Is rarely mentioned Gin the papers, for the Italian auth critics realised long ago that the worsb service they could do him was Co praise him openly and they do not want to harm him if they can help it."
 me Fascist know how poison- ouS their kisses arc. tS
 Tee. Hes: Each week Variety lists the names of showfolks en route hetwene the coasts. Last issue it had Rita Hayworth listed twice. going and coming from Hollywood.
 We always knew she had every guy Sn N. r. to the point where they didden know whether they were coming or going, but this is the first time we've heard she was in Che same dither herself.
 B'wsy HeIlylaeR: Arthur Bates, of RoEers Corner, unravels one Of the classics of the betting fraternity ia apeaklng of 6 longhorn called "dgeenlea," a six foot sharpie who tipped the scales at . hot l26 pounds, but would do anything as long as there was . price attached. He was challenged one night by some oe hls pals who asked whether he would fight . heavyweight. Make the odds good enough, and m take 'eFn," he said.
 Before you could mutter Pink. erton" the book was made, and the boys drove out to the countrywide and turned their lights toward centerspot, and the fight was on. Oveenlea looked like a varicoSe vein in comparison Co his Carneraesque opponent. But he was game and had bet a 70" on himself at the prevailing odds through Bates, who was his second.
 m the first ten seconds of the fight the stringbean was hit on the chin with hAymaker which brought forth the Aurora Borealis. As he fell backwards. he passed Bates and yelled, Better start hedgin'i"
 Yes, XnAeedy: Zorina's classic legs are SO eloquent, reports the N. N, Junnel.American mag, they can say things like, "Y am bored"
 Hen, we know night club bouncs CTS who can say that with just their toes.
 smub, Ruh? From the New York Times: "They booed the names of walter Winchell and Eleanor Roose. velt." cd Press next day: "An enormous mass OG isolationistS booed well -