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Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Former Residents
Married Recen+ly

Residents of the north end of the
county will be interested in the
news of the marriage of Naomi
McKendry of Calipatria to Staff
Sergeant Ray C. Brown son of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Brown of Tor
rance and connected with the head
quarters of the 4th Air Force at
Riverside.
The marriage was solemnized Nov
81 in Yuma, Arizona, the young
couple being attended by Miss VeSta
Lee Crouch of Calipatria and Cecil
E. GipSon of Alahambra.
Mrs. Brown is a graduate of Cali
patria high school and recently has
been living in San Diego.
Sgt. Brown is graduate OF
Brawley Union high school and
later engaged in midget auto races
He enlisted in the air corps in
1899 and was graduated from the
Air Corps Technical school al
Lowry Field, Denver, Colorado.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
HoI+viIIe Altar
Society Party

HOLTVILLE, Dec. l Holt
ville's Catholic church Altar So
ciety members are sponsoring a
dessert bridge party for Saturday,
Dec. 6, beginning 1:30 p. m. in
the civic center, an affair which is
open to all who enjoy either auction
or contract bridge or Chinese check
erS.
The women are planning a de-
lightful afternoon for their guests
and have obtained attractive prizes
for the winners. A door prize is to
be awarded also.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Alice SmaII's Engagement
Announced on Sunday

A dinner party that proved to be
an announcement party took place
Sunday at the C. H. H. Small home,
the betrothal being as much of a
surprise to Mr.. and Mrs. Small as to
their guests.
Earlier in the week the Smalls
had received a note from their niece
Alice, who has spent considerable
time in the valley with them, that
she would be down to visit them
Sunday Miss Small makes her home
in Alhambra.
Accordingly Mrs. Small invited a
number of friends for turkey din
ner and the entire party was COM
pletely surprised when Mr.. Small
arose to announce the engagement
of his niece to Harvey DeYoung
of Alhambra, the secret having been
confided to him sometime previous
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Surprise Shower
For Mrs. Lott

Mrs. Charles Lott had a pleasant
surprise Saturday night when a
group OF her friends gathered at her
home laden with gifts for her new
little baby and with delicious re-
treshmentS winch they served later
in the evening.
Mrs. c. O. Johnson and MIS-.
Grace Smalljng were hoStesses and
the guests included Mr.. and Mrs
John HlScl Mr.. and Mrs. Dewey
Smalling Mr.. and MIS-. Wesley flick,
Mesdamcs Lorraine Mayo, Mamie
MullenS, Chester McNutt, Curtis
Williams, N. T. Nyc, Charles r.
Gum, c. S. Reed, Percie Thacker,
Jim Morgan. Elmer Creed, Thelma
Mullin, M. H. Hurst, V. w. Fleming,
A. Robinson, Arma Lee Summers,
Bill Grassland, A. H. Roberts,
Charles Schlan2c, Miss Roberta
CllnO
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Sorop+imiis+s Busy
With Projects

Soroptiini5Gs net Friday night at
Sherwoods, spending the evening
IN sewing on Christmas toys, with
Elouise Sherwood, Bernice Swanson
and Frieda Fleming as their hos
teSSeS.
The weekly prize of defense saw
ing stamps was presented to B.
Fahlen Of 1041 El Centre.
AT the Monday meeting this week
a dinner at 7 pm. in Sherwoods
Two new members were scheduled
10 be initiated, officers were to be
elected and the grand prize, q de-
ienSe bond, was to be presented.
Members OF the Rotary club were
to be special guests. -
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Horizon Club
Has FL Election

Esther Weakley was elected presi-
dent of the Horizon club, new
Camp Fire organization for older
girls, at the meeting this past
week.
Other officers are: Jean Wilcox,
vice president and publicity chair
man; Bonnie Hall, secretary and
Alice Edgar treasurer.
Members present were: Donna
Avrit, Esther Weakley, Edith Small,
Phyllis Smith, Jane Meagher, Billie
Jane zeityogel, Alice Edgar, Pau
line Hoy, Mary Claire Kieffer Dor
cen Meagher, Mrs. Avrit assistant
guardian and Emily Trusty guard
ian
Plans for the ensuing year were
discussed.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
No+ed Australian
To Give Lecture

The Rev. Herbert j. Bass, native
of Australia, is in the valley and
was invited to give a steroptican
lecture Monday night in the State
Street Christian church, 1880 O. clock,
on the aborigincs and the wild life
of Australia.
The speaker gives lecture both
educational and humorous and has
spoken before leading universities.
The program was to be open to
the public with no admission charge
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Schools
Churches
CALENDAR
Monday

Red Cross dinner 6:3O, California
hotel.
COordinating council, 1880, Wilson
school.
HOltviIIe o. f. S. installation, 8,
HOltvillc temple.
FL Centre lodge No. 3S4, F. and A,
NJ, 1:30 Masonic temple.
st. Mary's card party, 8, Veterans
hall.
Choral speech class, 1870 10000
club.
County council, 8, Brawley Vet
Grams hall.
Cactus GaveI club. 6:15, California
hotel.
SoroptimiSts :, Sherwoods.
Carpenters union 1880, Labor
tcmplc.
l. V. Chorus, 1880 J. c. auditor
ium.
Junior Arts and Crafts, 7:3O, Ray
Schultz home.
Night school, 10, high school
Lecture, 1880, Christian church.
Tuesday
Well baby conference 9-12, Ca
teChiSts' hime, BraWley.
Methodist Women'S society IL
church.
Bazaar, SeeIey Community church
Lions Club, IL, SherwOOd's
l. V. COmmandcry No. Sd, 7:3C
MasOn temple.
HoltyiIle Juniors, 1890, Civic cen
ter.
Laconian club. 6:I5, Sherwood's
I. V. Gem AID Mineral society
1880, court house.
Oasis Shrine No. 20 w. S. of j..
6, Masonic temple.
l. v. Defense corps, 7:30, Wilson
music room.
/. V. Symphony orchestra, 1870,
]. c. auditorium.
Folk dancing class 7:3O, Hard
ing school.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Details Completed
For Card Party

Judging by the advance sale OF
tickets, the party Monday in the
Veterans hall, sponsored by the Wo-
men of ST Marys church was. due
to be one o: the largest of such
affairs.
Monday afternoon all details were
ready, 32 prizes were wrapped and
ready for their winners. and the
committees on refreshments had
completed their share Of the party
planning to serve sandwiches and
cake after the card games. Bridge
and Chinese checkers were on the
schedule with playing to start at
8 .. m. and with plenty of accom-
modations for late comers who had
not had time to make reservations
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
WoIeha Members
To Sino Carols

Woleha Camp Fire gils met at
the hut holding their last discus
sion in regard to Christmas &C
tivities. They planned to sing
Christmas carols on Christmas eve
and to invite Mrs Pinkney'S group
to join them. After the business
meeting some of the group remain
ed to practice carols with their
song leader. Dorothy Hatch.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Two oHonored d at
Shower Friday

Mrs. w. AycCck, Mrs. A. Siomsglus7
and Mis-. j. Z. Swain acted as hos
tesses at pink and blue shower
given iii EOnOr Of MIS- II. Bradley
and Mrs F. R. Miller at the home
CT Mis-. Swain FRIDAY afternoon
Mrs H. PackW0od was winner OF
the prize for guessing game
Mrs. Paul Ncipp sang several Sc
leetiOns and Mrs. S. w. Turner
played two piano numbers.
Others present or sending gifts
We're: Mosdames A. Bi5gard, M
Christensen, NJ. Dimes. c. Free, C
Cardiff. w. King, A. Mas, A. Leh.
mann, L. Lehman H Richter, F
CttO. and j. T.. Waterman.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
SeeIey Church
Annual Bazaar

Seeley Community church is spon-
sorlnS . bazaar Tuesday at the
Community church at which al
sorts of attractive articles will bc
offered fer ale, including cooked
tocca, aNrns, luncheon sets. fancy
work, ctc all Of which will MAKE
ideal Christmas Gifts.
The bazaar will be open all day
ana tempting luncheon will b.
-olvcd nom 7 noon on.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

December 7 is the date which
Nancy-Ann Rogers of Hollywood and
Stillman Badger. Jr. of Ell Centro
nave set for their wedding which
is to be a quiet, informal affair
with only the bridegroom's parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Stillman Badger, Sr.
and Helena Dare of Hollywood, a
friend of the bride, present.
The attractive bride-elect is the
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. John H.
jenkins of Kingston, Pa, and Is in
terested in radio writing and sing
ing, using Rogers as her profess
sional name.
Mr.. Badger is a we'll known El
Centran who has been connected
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Hollywood Girl to Marry
StiIIman Badger, Jr.

with the local radio station for
Il years as technieian. He was
born in Marble Falls Texas, and
attended Texas State university.
After their marriage which will be
solemnized in El Ceptro. the couple
will take a brief honeymoon trip
returning to Ell Centro to make their
home.
News of the engagement and the
approaching marriage is of con-
siderable interest TO many in I'M
perial Valley as both the bride
groom elect and his parents have
many friends, as has Miss Rogers
who has visited a number of times
in the valley.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Young People Of
Church Meet

Young people of the State Street
Christian church at their meeting
Sunday night participated in a
round table discussion on Thanks
giving" with Betty 10 Brinnon as
chairman for the evening.
During the business meeting plans
were made for a candy sale this
coming Saturday for church
cleanup campaign on Dec. 13.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Cotton Smart for Winter

COTTON is
" getting up
there in winter
time fashion
AS you can see
by this pic
ture of Gladys
SWarthout wear
ing cotton cor
duroy for
Sunday evening,
The famed
singer, whose
wardrobe often
sets styles
chose this beau
tifully cut
dress for her
weekly late
afternoon broad
cast and for
Sunday supper
afterWard. The
reason is that
the fabric affords
an easy bal
ancc between
dressed up
and caSualness.
And, by the way.
it's something
to think of when
your budget
won't stand for
wool.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

Arriving from Redlands MI. and
Mrs. Werner Oliver are visiting with
Mr.. and Mrs. William Chasteen.
Mrs. Ruby Carlton motCrcd Il
Long Beach owe rthC ThankSetFlnz
holidays to be with her huSbana.
Robert Carlton. Miss EdWina Bran
son accompanied her as far as SaH
Diego where she visited.
Mrs. Cora Lewis spent the week.
end in Ell Centro with the Robert
Van Der Lindens. Sunday MI ano
Mrs. Robert Van Der Linden ana
daughter Joyce accompanied b.
Mrs. Lewis and Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Z.
Boone and daughter Bobette motor
ed to see the mud pots.
Thanksgiving dinner party at the
Fred Denton home where members
of the family were to gather IN
Guiding Mr. and Mrs, Dale Denton
and children, Darwin and Loretta
of Holtville Mr. and Mrs. Bernard
Simmons Jr. OF CaleXlco.
Mrs. Violet Collins home WAS
headquarters for a family dinner
party of relatives Miss Anna Col
Inns, Miss Mary Collins and Bob
Collins of Los Angeles. Mr.. are
Mrs. Leanord Dennis and children
and Tom Collins
Mr.. and Mrs. Elgar Lowe invited
as theiT dinner guests ThankSelvln-
day MI and Mrs. Dick Dickcrson
and family CT Ell Centro and Nj
and Mrs. Monroe Lowe.
The family dinner party this Ne3.
at the M. l.. Boone home includtG
members of the family: Mn 2nc
Mrs. Robert Van Der Linden. aId
daughter, Joyce, MI. and MIS-. Nar.
shall r. Boone and daughter. Bob
cite, of Ell CentrO, Philip Boone G.
San Diego and Mrs. Goa Lewis o.
San Diego.
Amuel Rister went to San DiegJ
Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. George Cannon re.
turned from Redlands and Beau
mont where they spent several day
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
FacuI+yPar+y
Next Week

Central faculty husbands and
wives have set Dec. 9 as the date
for their Christmas dinner party
which will take place at 566 Brigh-
ton, where din4er will be served,
the group adjourning to the Eugene
Waterman home for an evening of
party whist.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

Florence Richards. new deputy
grand mauon WHOSE firat of lcial
escort took pl4ee that evening paid
tribute to the worthy grand ma
tran. and hrief messages were pre-
scntcd by ITO two nov matrona,
Mrs Tyler and Mrs. tIomola.
The evening concluded with re-
frcsnmcGt. served in the banquet
hall where Liner Witlcr, outgoing
dcpuin, goWned in lilac, and Mrs.
Richards. in green poured. The
table was covered Win an exquisite
lace cloth and ccntered with Il
gorgeous arrangement of orchid
sWcCtpoas and ferns. Orchid colored
luSter ware uinS completed the
decorative effect.
Later in the evening Mrs z. b
InGle entertained the grand officers,
the Imperial Valley Matrons and
their trailcrs at her home.
In addition 10 the above men
toned installing officers, Oily Mae
Jarvis OF Calc&ieo was the installing
organj,t and Stan d. Atkin. head
of Central music department was
director for the choir.
Committees responsible for the
various parts Of the installation
were reception. Hazel Erickson, Elna
Huoy, Hazel Reynolds, Etnel Mar -
in; decorations. Sue Bush Mar
4arcthe Harris. Bess Knights; re-
freahmcntS, Bessie Bradford. Neal
Hatch, Irene Simmons. Laura Little;
uSherS, Harmon Tyler, Victor Erick-
son; publicity George Bucklin.
El CG3!rO Officers
Mrs H. II. Tyler. worthy matron;
B. O. Mitchell, worthy patron; Mrs.
j. +. Burns, associate matrOn: Guy
L. Hatch associate patron; Mrs.
Alan Gillespie, secretary; Mrs. C. H.
II. Small. treasurer; Ms. j. N. Hig-
girbotham, conduclresS; Mrs. r. K.
Tilton. associate conductrcSs: Mrs.
Guy L. Hatch. chaplain; Mrs. George
F.. Bucklin marshall; Mrs. Edgar
Harglavc. Cr2ani5t: Mrs. b O. Nit
chell, Adah; Mrs. Charles E. Farrell.
Ruth; Mrs. Ben Hulse Esther; MIS-.
II. d. Blair. Martha; Mrs. Roscoe
He'll, Elcc,a. Mrs. William A. Mca-
glrcs, Warder: Ross Tilton. sentinel;
Nick Higeintotham flag bearer.
Calcx;co Officers
Mrs. A. j. Homola worthy ma
trCn; Thomas / Young. worthy pa
iron; Mrs. r. l.. Young, associate
matrou; i'red Bradford associate
patron; Mrs Alice Cihak. secretary;
Mrs. Frank Z. Raab, treasurer: Mis-.
Ihcmas 7. YGuAg. conductrcSs: Clara
McDormott, associate condUctress:
Mrs. Upton f. Pledeer chaplain:
Mrs. j. Il. Mccoy, marshal: Mrs.
George T. Parkinson. organist; Ora
Belln I0gan. Adah: Mrs. Guy
EchoIs Ruth; Mimi Ellis, Esther:
Mabel Reid, Martha; Martha: Mrs.
Leroy t3st"r, Flccla. Mrs. William
D. Conn Wardea; Herbert Mccoy,
sentinel; Fred MeD2rmott flag
| bearer.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

Mrs. Robert Elliott, chairman of
the Arts and Crafts section of the
Womens Improvement club, an
nounced that there will not be a
meeting of that section this week,
The next meeting will be Dec. 10
at the club house The section will
continue with the etching of glass
which they started at their last
weeks meeting.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
WEATHER

Southern California - Fair Mon
da% and Tuesday with increasing
high clouds Tuesday and local early
morning fogs near coast; cooler in
south eastern valleys Monday night
and gentle variable winds near coast.
u. 5. Weather Bureau. Ell Centre
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Society
Clubs
News
By Jane MeCanpbeTI
Telephone s49

Mrs. Orlo Pratt will be hostess to
the members of the Women'sy I'm
provement clubs Twice Told Sec
ton, Tuesday afternoon at the
Pratt home at 2:3O pm. Mrs. Pratt
will give the review.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

The Red Cross is known for it's
quick and efficient work in time Of
tragedy or disaster, and toy ard
this end the Calixeco chapter is
working Generously, CaleXico men,
bers have given their personal
time in order to further the work
OF this organization.
Active in this work is Mrs. Bob
Elliott who has devoted a good deal
OF her time to the task of teach
ing N.YA. girls to sew. AS a re-
suit our chapter has put out some
80 baby layettes, complete to the
last pin. also diapers, SO pairs of
boys oyeralls, 81 hospital shirts and
dresses, shirts, bathrobes and shirts
in great quantities. With the help of
Mrs. A. S. Carr and Miss Mabel
Reid some 27 patchwork quilts have
been distributed locally. Most of the
hospital bags, hot water bottles, lap
robes and ice bag covers for the
hospital have been distributed here
in California.
The Calexico Girl Reserves de-
serve bouquet for the help they
gave Mrs. Elliott when she received
word that materials were needed
But she had no one to pack them sc
the girls gave up an entire Saturday
morning to help her with this work
Mrs. Elliott has also been teaching
the Camp Fire Girls to knit.
Another service the Red Cross
offers is the locating for local people
of relatives in the occupied territory
in Europe. Mrs Argyle McLachlar
has been most active in the Calex-
ico chapter in this work.
Mrs. G.. Cantu returned late Sun
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

Mrs. G.. Cantu returned late Sum
day from Los Angeles where she
has spent the past two weeks. Miss
Genevieve Cantu also returned with
Mrs. Cantu and will visit with her
brothers family for some time.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Beware Coughs
from common colds
That Hang On

CreomuISiOn relieves promptly De-
cause it goes yight to the seat OF the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to soothe and heal raw, tender, in
famed bronchial mucous mem
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
a bottle of CreomulSion with the un-
derstanding you must like the way 1t
quickly allays the cough or you are
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01
Elm
Notes

Thanksgiving guests at the G. H.
Cannon home were Mrs. Cannon
parents, Mr. and Mrs. j. F., Scar
of Lakeside. Mrs. Sears had miSfoH-
tune to fall and break her am
while here. Other guests were Rus
sell Green, Gerald RiSter and Mrs.
steve Pcrdonick of San Diego and
Amuel RiSter.
Imperial Valley press., 1941-12-01

Arriving from Redlands Mr. and
Mrs. Werner Oliver are visiting with
Mr.. and Mrs. William ChaSteen.
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-04-08

ant with the rule itself, of course
-. for instance, suppose a play
er should state: "The manager
really is NOT the manager!"
HIM! Odd, Is 1t not?
Perhaps the best law that may
be- cited in this 'ort of essay is
that of de Long and Petit. This
law holds that elements in the
solid state (ivory. for example)
have nearly the same atomic
heat.
Egad, in other words, when
the heat is on, July 4, which
teams will be in front? Which
of the mines shall Withstand the
temperature best?
The memorable conclusion Is a
world series between the teams
of st. Louis, where the heat is
so intense that the steam arising
from the Mississippi river &C.
tually whistles!
am trying to have law pass
ed against summer baseball in
st. Louis. The pitchers who have,
performed in st. Louis in mid
summer are behind me to a man!
Perhaps we can have the sea-
son there begin on Christmas
Eve and end on Memorial Day
har-rumph!
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-04-08
Heat Gets Major Hoople!
Sees All st. Louis Series
Gets So Hot There,
Steam from, Riuer
Actually Whistles
By MAJOR AMOS 3. H0oPLE

BY MAJOR AMOS b. HOOPLE
Inventor Of Law Of Averages
oSOMEWHERE IN THE SOL
ONION ISLANDS, April8 =
Egad, your baseball commenta-
tor hes found In al the terres-
trial globe no more restful spot
than these delightful little Is
lands where he can concentrate
utterly on the major league cam
paign starting April IS.
Um-kumf! The thought struck
me while enjoying q delightful
stroll between taverns that tase-
ball dopesters generally are so
unreliable because they do not
resort to the various laws gov
erning nature, human relations,
chemistry, physics, mass action.
barometric pressure, traffic and
so on. Har-rumph!
Have you ever heard of q
baseball dopester selecting the
Cincinnati Red Stockings or New
York Yankees on the basis of
= the law of gravity, the law of
absorption or the law of contin-
uity, the principle of which are
formulated by Leibnitz?
Jove, venture to say you
haven't, yet these unmistakable
factors enter into myriad phases
of our day-to-day existence.
In a way, perhaps, the sports
experts cannot be held too strict.
ly to account, for the Leibnitz
principle is likely to be mislead-
ing unless presented clearly, and
might be the cause of numerous
violent arguments among the
boys in the back room.
TOAST ALWAYS LANDS
ON BATTERED SIDE
Egad, let me turn you over to
Leibnitz for an instant: accord
ing to the law of continuity.
there is no break in nature, that
is, nothing passes from one state
into another without passing
through the intermediate states
You can readily deduce hak-
kaff! that q man may pass
from Ohio to Indiana without
visiting Montana, heh-heh!
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-04-08
Big Bill Lee
Wants Boost

oPLAQUEMINE, La, April 8
-(R-Big Bill Lee, patting his
beloved bird dogs goodbye, pre-
pared to leave for Chicago to-
day and tell the Cubs bosses
personally that they couldn't
possibly make a profit this sea-
son unless they hired him -
which in turn couldn't be done
for the measley $12,500 they're
offering.
1.-THE way look at it," said
Lee, owlishly solemn behind his
spectacles, they need me as
much as I need them. With the
pitching staff as it shapes up
now they won't have a chance
of finishing in the first division
without my help.
"They have to have q pennant
contender or there won't be any
crowds. Without the crowds
they lose money and without
baseball I lose money so don't
see why we can't get together. !"
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-04-08
Louis Expeeis
Little Trouble
from Music
BY HAROLD CLAASSEN


OST. LOUIS. April 8-R-
Everything else having failed, q
former grocery boy has been
drafted to oppose heavy cham
pion Joe Louis tonight.
Tony Music, q Chicago Italian
as short and stubby as q crew
haircut, is championship target
No. Is in the parade of fistic tai
ent that has included fat men,
skinny men, clowns and even
an orthodox pugilist or two in
Louis stop-a-month tour of the
country.
Music, who graduated from
delivery boy to steel puddler
before turning fighter, will Re
one of the few persons among
the 10000 expected to jam the
Arena who thinks he will SUBJ
due Louis.
Few bets are available that
the scrap will 60 beyond five
rounds-and that curfew is fore
cast with Music flat on his back.
Despite the anticipated out
come, Mike Jacobs, New York
promoter and shepherd Of the
Louis interests, thumbed through
$4,000 in advance sales q n d
predicted the total receipts
would be $55,00O.
The only thing that distin-
cuisines this stop on thu Louis
tour is that the champion en-
counters q foe who fights nat
urally from q crouch.
Except for Tony Galento and
Al Mccoy, who adopted the
underslung style for a night.
Louis has tangled with upright
young men, Arturo Godoy, the
South American dancer, and
rugged Red Burman unsuccess-
fully offered techniques approx
imating that of Music.
And Music has had both OF
these on the floor in his 80 pre-
vious bouts.
Another disadvantage which
isn't expected to disturb Louis
in the least is the challenger's
short stature. Standing upright.
Music measures 5 feet, z inches,
which is six inches less than
Louis. Folded into hi fighting
pose, the Italian scratches his
nose on the CHAMPIONS belt.
Both the gladiators ended q
4S-hour Information at noon to-
day for the weighin-in ceremon-
les. Despite his fire-plug blue
prints, Music probably will
weigh within five pounds OF
Louis, 1913 . 2O3.
Another oddity is Musto's
reach, which equals that Of Louis
at 76 inches.
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-04-08

But, getting back to the law
of absorption. This has nothing
to do with the quantity of beer
or ale q pitcher like Van Lin
gle Mungo can consume at sit
ting, which may seem inconsis-
tent to the lay mind.
The law of absorption is best
explained by Avanzini (no kin
to Rizzuto, Yankee shortstop).
Let me turn you over to AVIAN
zini for the nonce: "A falling
plate n counters resistance
greatest at the center, and de-
creasing to q minimum at the
margin when falling vertically"
My word! / must take issue
with Avanzini, I fear!
Why does a falling piece of
toast inevitably land on the but
tered side? Haw!
SUPPOSE INDIANS START
CONTRACTING MANAGER
Shall we 60 through the laws
of identity, contradiction and ex.
cluded middle? Editors Note:
You can stop any old time!)
The law of contradiction is
interesting. Suppose the Cleve-
land Indians start contradicting
their manager! You are convers-