The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-09-16
Well, for a starter they've got Benito's pigeon heart.

CALLING DR. DE GAUILE La France is in anguish:
 Quick, Doctor, relieve her
 Of Nazi Darlanguish
 And Henry-Haye feverl
 CONSIDER THE FACTS List not to the prattle of Enaves
 Nor be, by false prophets, deluded Britannia STILL rules the waves:
 'The Wave of the Future" in- Avery Giles.
 The following demonstration helped precipitate the present Nor Wegian mess: Goebbels was eager to 50 something to eliminate the anti NaN feeling among the NorWegians, so he moved the entire Berlin opera company up to Oslo for an elabor- ate performance [. Tickets were put on sale ct bargain prices, and tremendous publicity accompanied their sale The next day the house was sold out GoebbeIs was in the honor box along with high Nazt officials They waited and waited, but no audience i. Later handful of straggleds ap- peared All the rest of the tickets had been bought by anti-Nazi Nor- wegians.
 Our-Stop-Thlef Dept: The mother of Q nine-year old girl, an earnest modern mother just brimming over with child psychology, was quite prepared for the moment--which came, inevitably-when her daugh- ter asked, point-blank, "Where did I come from?" Bees and flowers are thought outmoded these days, and this mother simply dished out the facts, without any frills. The little girl listened attentively ct first but seemed to grow more and more restless as the lecture neared It's climax. Well, I just wondered" she said when 1t was all over. There's 6 new little girl moved Into the empty house down the street, and she says SHE came from Philadel- phia. Prom the current New Yorker.
 A 14-year old boy came home home from high school and said to his mother: "Morn, where did I come from?" The startled mother quickly recovered her com posture and launched into the rou- tine about the bees and the pollen and the birds and the trees, etc.
 "Yeh, yeh, I know all about that" impatiently interrupted her son, but where do come from? The girl next to me comes from Michi- DO COME FROM?" here, May 9th.
 John R. Davies is back on the bal- lot for today's primary election, opposing Mayor LaGuardia. MT. Davies went to the Court o7 Appeals to protect his right to take Q beat ing ct the polls.
 Vicvlenne segaI acts as an "ad- vice to the lovelorn" department for the lassies in the "Pal Joey" choir. The other night, one chlorine asked if 1t would be all right to so out with certain Broadway character, and Vievienen advised against 1t But he has so much money" the girl protested, "and he goes to the best places"
 Listen, child" replied La Segal, "it's your life. Ruin 1t any way you want to!"
 A Brooklyn shop has a hat of Dodger blue, clean and strong, like Mir. Camilli, vibrant and assertiVe like MT. Durocher." That's good enough for a pennant song:
 Vibrant and assertive like Mir.
 Durocher,
 Clean and strong like MT.
 Camilli.
 From old California to old Nova Scotia,
 Our Dodger blue frilly is some
 killy.dilly.
 Lindbergh made a speech in Des Moines Thursday night which the Herald Tribune, for one, condemned as "an unnistakable appeal to anti SemitiSm" A day earlier Joe McWilliams, Hitler's Yorkville in- citer, got a suspeIied sentence for the same kind of talk.
 Meaning two plus two equals four-