Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-08-03

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Frank Fay headlined the
Palace many times 50 you can
imagine his feelings when an
actor the other day said: I'm
killing them over at Loew's State
they laugh at everything say
and do. Packed houses every
show. too"
I'm the old vaudeville days"
Pay reminded him, those OF US
who played the Palace packed
them in-without the help OF
movies"
Last night John Edgar
Hoover, the G-Whizzer. was
telling some OF us something off
the record about Eazi agent,
who is posing as decent Ameri-
can business man.
Gosh" one Of us said. How
did you find THAT QUIZ
We've got a louise IN his
clothes" was the retort.
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Orchestra Leader Ray
Block overheard 1t the other
night. "A kibitzer communist
was trying to give his opinion
IN q war argument. We'll" he
said after he thought he scored
q point, how would you like TO
have me on your side now7'
I'D rather" was the snapper,
'have appendicitis"
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Before Sgt. York left town
10 return to his Tennessee home
ne was asked; What do you
think Of Gary Cooper In your
picture7"
wal" drawied YORK. has
o damn good ahot"
q q Q
Margis Hart, the strip
teuse. declines to work in B'way
musicals, preferring steady toll
IN burleycue. She Is quoted In
Golfers: Suppose / open in q
show and 1t closes in four nights.
I'd lose my shirt"
Losing your shirt is the most
profitable thing you do. Margie.
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Definition Of a Drama
Critic by the Same Producer:
When he's got a hit: "A critic
n an artist embracing a special
tied literary form 70 make his
analytic contributions to the
most vital Of entertainment
forms. the drama. When he's
got q flop: "A critic Is q second
rate newspaper1nan who uses
acrobatic prejudice TO sublimate
his own deficiencies as q third
rate playwright"
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A radia smallie tired OF
playing anonymous stooge TO q
famed comic and wanted his
own show. The writer he con-
suited advised him he wasn't big
enough TO carry a show. that no.
body ever heard Of him. -.
That's his fault" mourned the
ham. referring TO the star, hes
not satisfied 70 get most Of the
money. He takes the best laughs
and all the publicity. All get
Is obscurity."
The writer moved him down
."Obscurity is right" he said.
"and now you want 10 invest
your time and money in II
II Goering is actually in
the clinkeroo It's what a lot Of
insiders expected. Hitler had
no love for FatSo. He needed
him, because Goering had a big
drag in certain quarters But
being a sissy, Adolf hated Goer-
ing's TsrZan manner. He burned
when Fatso showed Up for meet
ing. medals rafting and his uni
form glittering like Lucius Bee
be's Sundays oyeralls Also.
Hitler was tickled when Dimi-
troy let Goering have II al the
Reichstag fire trials Dhni-
trov. one Of the accused. turned
on Goering in court and accused
him OF being the firebug
Ooering's suffering convicted
him In the minds OF the re-
porters present. And they say
Hitler laughed 1T 70 Kill.
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Once q girl reporter from
the u. s. gave Goering a sharp
pain in the neck She was Mil
dred Gilman. once Of the Jour
nal When Goering granted
her an interview. he fixed up his
office with props TO show her
how he lived on raw meat and
such. He even included a leop-
ard which would prove he was
so tough he needed wild animals
for pets. But Miss Gilman did
not. as expected. scream for help
and climb the walls 10 get away