The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-06-03
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 Martin also submits that Japan is nothing to be scared of. She has more trouble with china than she reminds rem ' him i'm of the iSth Century s Hungarian wlsecraek:
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 In Hollywood they are quoting Philip Dorn, the actor, with this .. A housewife was interviewing e girl just over from Europe for 6 maids job. She asked the girl If she could cook, do housekeeping, care for children, do the laundry and so on. To each question, the girl said nope .... Finally, the wo- man, in desperation, said: well, for goodness sakes, what can you dop"
 T can assemble 6 machine gunl" was the prompt retort.
 A wave of income tax filters has swept Hollywood on account of a recent court action, and everybody is being very cagey about his dough. There was one producer bragging that his latest picture had broken all the money records at Q New York tteater.
 But remember" he hurriedly added, I'm not under oathl"
 A few weeks ago, Arthur Murray, the dance coach, had e real estate agent sublet one of his buildings for him The new tenant paid Murray four months rent in ad- vance and signed the lease i. Murray later discovered that the tenant was the recently indicted Nazi agent, Manfred zapp, of T'ransocean News.
 He turned over the rent to 4ri- tish War Relief.
 Ono of the tricks of all warning nations, according to Q recently re- turned Clipper hopper, is to build phony air fields to fool invading planes Into dumping and wasting precious bombs .. The NaziS have been particularly ingenious ct this gag and recently butt ono in the Dinard district of Northern France. They fashioned e half-do2en "hang- ars" in this airport, and scores of wooden planes that looked very real from 1000 feet up.
 The day after the counterfeit airport" was completed-a squad- ron of RAFliers zoomed over the field" and were SO completey fooled by the camouflage that they dropped hundreds of bombs ., -. All wooden onesl
 Some Broadway philosophers were arguing over the army and navy T think the tradition of the navy" said one, "is for me. Gen. erals stay behind the lines-Ad- mirals sail with their shipsl'
 Well" said another, q prefer trains to boats, If the train wrecks there you are. But If the boat sinks-where are you?"
 Duke Daly's Suggestion: Have Rudolph Hess make those alleged peace proposals to the widows and orphans of Coventry
 Here is a thumbnall portrait of two famous American citizens that tells It's. own story :. !. One Is Ser geant York, America'S outstanding World War hero; the other iS Charles LindberRh .. York fought In tho World War and was ready to sacrifice his life for his country Lindbergh Is ready to sacrifice his country for his life When Lind- bergh returned from Europe hero he accepted Q fat salary for the use of his name on an airline When York returned from Europe he received offers totaling more thar a million dollars, but turned them all down because he didn't want to commerclalize his heroism When York finally accepted e film company's offer to film his life, he took the money only to finance the ptAiNiik VI SGiiOOAO HI 4GkhiSSSeS Sergeant York. Americas No 1 hero, Is for all.out help to Eng land. Lindbergh, whether he realizes 1t or not, Is for all-out aid to Hitler York was decorated with 6 medal by the American Gov ernment: Lindbergh by the Nazis Lindbergh says he Is for America first. Sgt. York says 1t e lot more convincingly when he of. fers his life once again in the cause of liberty.
 It is M. A. Revett's argument that what this country needs is legs respect from sacred coWs--and more for sacred duties.
 What 1t needs is not new lead- ership-but old royalties.
 
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