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Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20
THE OTHER SIDE

Perhaps the greatest bar to the ac-
quirement of real knowledge is the
refusal of the average person to look
upon ''the other side' of a question,
particularly one which involves new
idea.
We form certain notions regarding
people and things, and having done so
we seek for arguments to back up
these notions. We have more concern
that we shall vindicate our own ideas
than that we shall arrive at the truth
about them.
Thus we build a Chinese wall about
our own intellects and thereby often
er than not shut out the real truth,
or at least an important part Of it.
For this reason every new idea, how
ever beneficent, that arises in the
world literally has to fight for its
life. It was hard to convince people
that the earth is sphere. that the
blood circulates, that vaccination pre-
vents smallpox, that yellow fever is
only communicated by mosquitoes.
These and innumerable other facts
now accepted by all civilized people
were bitterly combatted by the ignor-
ant superstitious and narrow minded
It wouldn't seem that in the light
Of the world g advancement in know
ledge men would be willing to study
both sides, or all sides, of every i'm
portant question. yet few of them do.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20
D MILLION WINTER ..wooL1Es"

"Johnnie. you go right back up
stairs and put on your nice warm union
suit. The idea of going out on such a
day with nothing more on than you
wear in the sum1ner!''
"But Nom, 1 IN not cold. m warm!
I don It need anything more on. None
of the fellows wear long underwear
any more!"
Remember those clothing fights
that went on all over the United
States few years ago with Johnnie
and Susie protesting and Mother and
Father insisting On underwear that
would really keep them warm.
Little by little the younger genera
ton, aided and abetted by an ever
increasing number Of furnaces in
homes and schools. and more close7
and heated cars, won. Girls and boys
alike discarded the beautifully knit
ted winter fwoolies'' of modern times
as their forefathers had discarded red
flannels. One after another of the
factories that used to make winter un-
derwear went out Of business or turn
ed to some other kind of work. as sales
fell from place where winter gar
ments represented 60 per cent of all
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

underwear sales in 1925 to the place
where they represented only &c per
cent in 1899.
Then came 1910 and thousands of
boys who had never known tile co2y
feeling of getting into garment that
comes snugly down to wrist and ankle
or who had discarded it long ago, went
to live in barracks at one of the many
army camps throughout the United
States.And almost over night they
changed their minds about what they
were willing to wear! They were de-
lighted to climb into the winter under
wear that Uncle Sam furnishes all
soldiers in winter climate.
But where was Uncle Sam to get
the 9 million garments he needed,
with only few factories equipped and
trained to turn out this sort Of thing9
The story of the production of this un'
precedented supply of "woolies" Is
typical of the adaptability Industry
is showing these days when typewriter
companies are making machine guns
lawn mower. factories are making fus-
es and cosmetic case manufacturers
are aiding in Defense by turning out
she'll cases..
Five of the knitting mills whose reg
nlar business is the making of heavy
winter underwear, opened their doora
to other mills with defense contracts
and taught them how to make the I'M
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20
INTEREST RUNNING HIGH
At GRAND COULEE DAM

Letters of inquiry and mounting
humber of visitors at Grand Coulee in
deate that travel to the big project
during the coming season will be the
greatest in history.
During February this year 4745
people visited Grand Coulee from 40
out Of 4s states, as compared to 41O5
during February, 1910, in spite of the
fact that Canadian travel was then not
so restricted as it is now.
Visitors last month also came from
Alaska, Hawaii, Manchuria, Philippine
Islands, Tibet, England, France, the
Canal Zone and Holland.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

NH! SUSANNA" came 20 life
- the other day when genial
Maestro Andre Kostelanetz pre-
scented 16-year-old Susanna Foster.
Hollywood starlet and descendant
of Stephen Foster. with the first
copy of his album of Stephen Foster
melodies, which he recorded for
Columbia. 'Kosty." whose fast
growing library of popular recorded
concerts already includes a set Of
Victor Herbert Melodies and one
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20
RIGHT OUT Of THE AIR

cast. She will stay in the West till
the Cantor troupe moves back.
Success of the Short, Short
Story" programs heard on indie
pendent stations over the country
is prompting other sponsors to au-
dition dramatic programs COM
plete-in- one broadcast. Look for
more 15-minute broadcasts Of this
type soon.
Cecil B. DeMille is now giving
one of a rare series of. coins to
each actress who turns in note
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

derwear need by the govt! IT'S
willing cooperation of this sort that
makes Americas private enterprise
system able to meet unusual demands
OF crisis like this effectively.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

of Musical Comedy Favorites. has
waxed. in his newest album. a
representative group of the beloved
songs of Susanna Fosters famous
ancestor. Included in the album,
beside ooh! Susanna" are: "Old
Black Joe" my Old Kentucky.
Home" Beautiful am r >"
Come Where My Love Lies Dream.
ing" II Dream of Jeanne with the
Light Brown HAIR" "CamptownI
Races" and "Old Folks at Home."|
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20
Feace for Hay Fever's
Distressing Symptoms

Thousands of hay fever sufferers depss4
on HISTEEN TABLETS for temporary ~.
lief from sneezing, wheeling, distressing
symptoms. Different from smokes, vspas.
and injections, HISTEEN is an easy w.
take, real internal tablet medicine. ~
HISTEEN according to directions with 80.
&C Satisfactory results or money basb
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

posA LINDA, pictured here. is one
IN of the two planists heard on
Phil Spitalny Sunday night Hour
Of Charm has the distinction of
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

playing George GershWin's last
work with Paul NNhiteman at Car
negie Hall.
Death of the f;Ined concert .pian-
ist, Mischa Levitsky, was a shock
TO Bing Crosby and his cohorts in
the Thursday night Music Hall.
Bing had received a letter from
Levitsky Just two weeks before his
death which outlined plans for the
singer to broadcast one of the
p1anists new numbers this spring.
~
Horace Heidi, pictured here, is
one OF the ia" maestri unaffected
by the ban On ASCelP music as far
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1941-03-20

worthy performance on the Mon
day night Radio Theatre. First re-
cipient of an award was Ida Luz
Pine, shown here, for her outstand-
ing work as Kathy in "Wuthering
Heights"
Actors who are good nirnits find
"Hedda Hopper's Hollywood an
easy mark for jobs. That's because
Miss Hopper insists that actors in
her biodramas of movie stars
sound like the originals.
That comedy patter a few weeks
ago on the Jack Benny show con-
corning Dennis Day, pictured here,
Evening star., 1941-01-08
Bedtime Stories
BY THORNTON w. BURGESS.

Black Pussy was changed cat.
There was no question about 1t. she
was a changed cat. For the first
time in all her life Black Pussy was
content to stay at home. In fact,
she insisted on staying at home
She wouldn't leave Farmer Browns
doorstep if she could help it. Yes,
there was no doubt about it. Black
Pussy was changed cat. At least,
she was a changed cat for the time
being.
After her return home from her
terrible experience in the Green
Forest, Black Pussy remained hid
den under a bed upstairs until she
just had to come out to get some
thing to eat. Even then at the
least little sound she would dart
back. with her tail swelled up and
growing deep in her throat. Even
after she had come out and down.
stairs, it was days before she ceased
to jump and run at the least little
unexpected noise.
Farmer Browns Boy guessed that
Black Pussy had met more than her
match somewhere among the little
people of the out-of-doors. He knew
from tears in Black PusSys coat that
she had been in a fight with some
one who possessed great claws, and
he guessed from Black Pussy's ac-
tions that she had been frightened
even more than she had been hurt.
Il guess now that you know what
it feels like to be hunted you won't
be quite so anxious to hunt as you
used to be- I am glad of it. AL
ways you've had plenty to eat and
haven't had the least need in the
world of hunting. Now I hope you
will leave the little feathered folk in
the Old orchard alone" said he.
Meow" said Black Pussy as If
she understood, although of course
she didn't.
1t didn't take the little people of
the Old Orchard long to discover
that Black Pussy was changed cat.
She didn't even blink her eyes when
Chatterer the Red Squirrel raced
almost right under her nose ssi
then from the old stone wall called
her names and was as saucy as only
he can be. No more did she creep
over into the Old Orchard and glare
up at Tommy Tit and Drummer
the Woodpecker and Yank Yank the
Nuthatch as they feasted on the suet
put up in one of the trees for them
by Farmer Browns Boy. Even Nib
bier the Mouse, in the barn, grew
bold and went and came as he
pleased, for Black Pussy no longer
hunted him. You see she didn't even
venture as far from the house as
the barn. Yes. indeed. Black Pussy
was changed cat, and there was
rejoicing among the little people in
feathers and fur.
Evening star., 1941-01-08

uTOpHOUIQ.
Rabies is the surprise word Of the
week. Never say 'RAB-eez," rhym-
ing the first syllable with the "rab."
of rabbit, rabble, rabid.
Thanks to Louis Pasteur Qoo-
WEE pass-TERR0, whose method
of tratment is universally employed
as curative or preventive, the
once deadly rabies is seldom fatal
to human beings if the inoculations
are given promptly.
1t is a mistake to think that
hydrophobia is more prevalent in
the dog days" of July and August.
The dog days" refer, not to dogs,
bu to the rising of the Dog Star
(Sirius) in the summer sky.
Dogs do not go mad because of
hot weather. Rabies can and does
occur in any season. The disease is
transmitted only by the bite or
scratch Of rabid animal.
The word hydrophobia is a mis-
nomer. 1t means fear of water"
But a stricken dog agonizes for
want of water; the poor creatures
swollen throat makes drinking i'm
possible.
Rabies Is a three-syllable word.
The "a" in the first syllable Is long
as in baby. The 81" in the second
syllable is short, as in bit
Correct pronunciation: RAY-bi-
eez.
Capitals indicate syllables to be
accented.)
Evening star., 1941-01-08

For two centuries the project has
been discussed but has not been at
tempted because of the high cost
and the magnitude of the undertak-
ing. The canal would be "a miles
long and would have Is locks. At
pre-war prices a canal capable of
handling vessels with a 16-foot draft
would cost about s35,000,O00. 1t is
estimated that it could transport
100000 tons Of material each way
every year.
Evening star., 1941-01-08
Sweden Revises Plans
200 Years Old for CunuI

Sweden has revived the 200
year-old plan to build canal to
connect the Kattegatt with the
Baltic Sea. The government au-
thorities in Stockholm are con-
sidering 1t as one means of alle-
waiting the large-scale unemploy-
nent expected In the near future.
Evening star., 1941-01-08
00 Nvt-No Watch News Orch, Dawn Pat NewS-0esds

WNAL, ot5-Preview Of opening Of New
York tiFs large and expensive airline terminal
WRC, o:3O-hr. District Attorney invesfl'
oates a loan shark racket murder
VOL, e;3O-pagesni Of Melody: Henry
Weber's Orchestra, Kathryn Witwer, soprano;
Attio Brsggiore, tenor, and Violinist Joseph
Stepansky in program Of classical music.
WJSN, 1O:t5-Joseph Davies: The t94i
Inauguration"
WkAl, t0:t5-tol. Philip B. Fleming, Wage
Hour Administrator, diNuNes The effect Of 40
hour week on defense.
WNAL, f0:30-DotioY al Work. Drama'lla-
tion on care Of the eyes, with talk by Dr..
". W. Bauer Of he American Medical Association.
Evening star., 1941-01-08

EVENING STAR FEATURES TODAY.
Star Flashes Latest news with Bill CoyIe,
WhAL, 4:45 pm.
Star Sports Late sports by Ray Michael,
WMAL, 8 pm.
THE EVENINGS HIGH LIGHTS.
WPc, 7:30-CavaItade Of America dramaflzes
life Of The famous political ta1ooniSi, thomas
Mast
WNAL, S:O0-The Quiz Kids are joined by
br. 0afoe.
WINK, 8:t5-Georee WashinetonGeorge-
town basket ball clash.
WRC, 9:00-Garon Kanin, movie director,
Is quest on Eddie Caniors show.
WJSy. 9;00-A chimney inspector grates
Fred Aliens show.
Evening star., 1941-01-08
Not This

Father: What he needs is some
good stiff discipline and I'm going
to give it to him.
Discipline should be considered
as q learning process.
Evening star., 1941-01-08
Don't Take
Ny Word for 1t!
BY FRANK COLBY.
Rabies

Noun. Canine madness: hy-
drophobid.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-06-20
SACRED MUSIC CONCERT HERE
Rev. R. P. KrOn to Sing at Zion Evangelical Church
 Monday Night

Rev. Reuben Paul Kron, baritone soloist, will be heard in Q concert of sacred music at Zion Evangelical Lutheran church cn Cherry street, Monday evening, He is at present serving under the home mission board having charge of several churches in southern Saskatchewan, with headquarters in Shaunavon,
 Rev, MT. Kron will have as ac- companist Miss Ethel Ziglatski of Waterbury, organlst of the Zion church. He is well known to mem- bers Of the church as he Is brother of the present pastor, Rev. E Einar Kron, and had charge of the local church for few months In loS7,
 All who desire to hear the best in sacred songs are welcome to attend this concert, as there will be no ad- mission charge, Rev. Kron will sing in Bethlehem Lutheran church of Thomaston Sunday evening,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-06-20
Catholic High Pupils
 In Class Day Program
Rev. Francis M. OShea Presides at Interesting Exer.
 cises This Afternoon; Musical Features Dominate

Rev. Francis M, o'sbea, perma. nent pastor Of the Church of the Immaculate Conception, will pre- gidc at the clasg day functions or Waterbury Catholic high school. The exercises will take place today at 1 D. ffl, ifi the high school auditorium.
 Features Of a dot1itlantIy musical program will be the playing Of Q piano concerto, ~rhe Gondoliers," Nevin, by Elizabeth Domaine, Mary RtnaIdi, Mary Kenney and Veron. ica Dt0rto, Other highligiIts will in- ciude an address to the graduates by Father O'Ghea, and musical eeiec- tione j1y the Choral club.
 VaIed1ctoriang Of the classical and commercial departments, respective. Iy, are Frances Finn and Irene For- est OfIiccrg of the classical depart. nlent are: Patricia Sullivan and Mil- Grcd St, An1afld, presidents; Frances Finn and Margaret Kelley, vice. presidents; Jean Carlin and Ger. maine FttZ-Maurtce, treasurer; Mar gaYet Soprano and Shirley Lawson, SECrsbAfISH,
 ofIicerS in Commercial IVA are: Irene Forest, president; Anna Ruz- inkovic, yice-preefdent; Dora Zurio, secretary; Mary Broderick, treas tireF,
 Commercial IV-B officers are: Frances Pisani, president; Lillian Hamilton, vice-prcsident; Rita Me- Carthy, secretary; Ruth Phelan, treasurer,
 Commercial we officers: Shirley CosgrfH, president; Marguerite Law son, vice-pree5dcnt; Mary Fruin, secretary; Susan Poriflo, treasurer. The program viii be presented in the following order:
 PYOcessf0nai" "POmp and Chivalry"
 .,t,,,t,,,,,.,,,,,, Roberts Waterbury Catholic High School
 Orchestra
 "Jubiiate Dec" Piano ConceYto-'The GondolierS"
 ..tstttstks,r,tr'' NeVlp Elizabeth Dopahue, Mary RinaIdi, Mary Kenf1ey, Veronica Diorio Address of Welcome
 Frances Finn, VaIedictorian,
 Classical Department Piano Ensemblc-"Minuet 6 I An-
 ttc0 ,,,,,,,,.......,,,. .Geeboeck Veronica Diorio, Margaret Soprano, Elizabeth Donahue, Carnlella LOngo
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-06-20
CHIROPRACTORS IN
 ANNUAL MEETING
Election of Officers Slated for Sundays Meeting
 at SaybrOOk

THhe Connecticut ChiropractiC association will hold It's annual meeting and election of officers Sunday, June 22nd, at Ye Castle inn in Saybrook, Conn.
 Dr. Emmett J. Murphy of Wash- ington, D. O., legislative represen- tative for the National Chiropractic association, will address the con- vention.
 pr. P. Sproviero of Bridgeport, president; Dr. A. E. Anderson, of Naugatuck, vice president; and Dr. J. J.. Austin of Meriden, secretary treasurer, will be the retiring officers.
 It is expected that the governor will make known his appointment to the chiropractic examining board at this time. The new member to be appointed will replace Dr. F. E. Martin of Middletown who has completed his third term as c mem- Der of the board.
 pr. J. J. Nugent of New Haven, legislative chairman, will explain the new chiropractic legislation passed at the last sesioii of the legis- iature.
 The association will plan ways and means for conducting . chiEs- rractsc educational campaign. pr. P. spfovlcfo of Bridgeport wilI be tila nfeeidin1 0flIGef
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-06-20

fellow Co aa more deserving tomb''--
 the one he was preSsaagenting q. .
 He smothered the Mayor with many
 telegrams giving reasons for tho
 strange request 1t finally got
 under HiEgoners skin and on his
 nerves He ordered the Boston
 police to do something about 1t .. {.
 But Macarthur was never fnolest- cd He had signed those tele-
 grams: "Robert Benchley"l
 Doug Watt and Bernie Green were told that their new tune, "1 Was an April Fool" would be introduced by Frankie Masters on NEG last Monday .,. The pair sat around their radio, nervously awaiting the big event in their lives .. They smoked their nervousness away a little, but one of their friends heckled: For crying out loud, the way you guys are acting you'd think something historic was about to be broadcast" .. Then the first few bars of their song came over the airwaves - only to be interrupted by this announcement: Bulletin. The United States has just advised all German Consuls to Straighten out their business and effects and be out of this country by July i0thl"
 Hell was raining from the Lon. don skies, and Bob Casey, of 6 Chis cago newspaper, and anther Ameri- can scribe were hugging Q building Bob turned to his pal and calmly said:
 "You know something. If we live that long, this will make interest. ing small talk in our old age.'
 The way the foreign correspon- dents now use the phrases "in- formed sources" and "according to reliable information" because stories in Europe are difficult to confirm, recalls this classic about the cub re. porter He was on 0 small town newspaper and was assigned to cover bridge party. He was told never to write anything as a fact that he was not absolutely sure about [. .. His story came out In the paper this way: "1t is rumored that bridge party was given yes. terday by number of reputed ladies. Mrs. Smith, 1t was said, was the hostess. The guests, 1t is al. legged, with the exception of Mrs. Brown, who says she comes from Illinois, were oil local people. Her husband says he Is rich The hostess, Mrs. Smith, claims to be the wife of Alexander smith,"
 The Morning Mall: Dear Win. chell. It was my honor to pull the straw that decided that you must die, I do not like to kill people, but we all had to pull straws and I won. Now, l wish you would turn this over to the police and let them try to find me, as really do not want to murder you, but un. less l am caught in time I will have to take your life"
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