The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-08-22

GA % George Jean Nathan's
struggle for recognition,
burg, Fort Wayne, Ind,
plaque TO a movie gal
Jane Peters fCaroIe Lom.
Gary Cooper stands q
<9ce o. coping the Academy
His time for his tip-top per-
REH IN sgt. York; When
FRs student at Grinneil Col.
Ap#a. he applied for member
ne dramatic society there
spurned because, they said,
1N-len't act Back from !
'nE In the Catskills, Broad
Fnthused about the rural sec |
So peacefull1 he raved.
fv night you're iulled to sleep
s ehirping of crickets, the /
ang Of frogs. and the ripple Of !
7rfsehtl" New York is like
70 the ONCE building at SIS
ERa'2ep Avenue the tenants include
america First Committee and /
k.A-F. Benevolent Society.
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&paia Fischer In his book recalls
Ff q Coebbels' quotes which is
N'sptply choking Berlin's lyingest
midget by now: Whoever treats
*ssn Hoishevism viii end by being |
NfSS1Fed by it,. -. The gag In
tenania, they tell you, goes this
NRVs Ever since we joined the
Ans We are getting food like Ger
May earthquakes like Japan's, |
Aed an army like ItaIy's!''
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Comforting Thought for the Draft
f1' The Commander-in-C Chief wants
hem to stay in an army camp for
smother year so that their families
will never be showed into a concen-
ration camp forever.
Ray Clapper. the columnist, ex-
hibited some of the abusive and
stupid letters he gets from Lind
berghers Clapper pointed out
that abuse has replaced reason in
the minds ,t those people /. All
81 which is a new way Of spelling
crackpots But get this irony
Those who submit vile letters are
the ones who yelp that their heroes
are being smeared Hitler
claims he is fighting religious war
agains. the Russians who do not
recognize any church That's
. einch 10 debunk Every time
Killers air force recognized
church in England-they bombec
it. ~
Tie Ycc-lloo incident between
Lielt.-G lneral Lear ana troops train
tional controversy. Many take the
side OF the General, claiming that
discipline is more important than
the soldiers sore feet lfrom march
ing IS miles in 81 degree heat as
punishment for flirting with some
girl golfers) :. On the other hand.
many think the punishment too Sc.
we're. The following story is offered
to show that not all officers are
starchy.
On dark, rainy night, out from
the front lines of Verdun a water
soaked, mud-caked group Of Amer
lean doughboys trudged in the
French mud At ease for mo-
ment one Of them approached an
officer In the darkness Eek,
cuse me, Sir, have you cigarette9"
Certainly, son. was the an.
swer AS the doughboy Lit up
his cigarette the match revealed the
face Of General Pershing.
General Pershingl" said the sol
der.
Yes, son." replied the general,
you took an awful chance. might
have been second lieutenantl,'
sree
A London arrival (Eia clipper)
brought half dozen lemons--which
is practically the same as million
dollars right now :. Z. The boys
al the Savoy were smaclxing their
lips over the thought Of lemon in
their cocktails, when they discov.
cred that Kathleen Hartman,
daughter of Averill, had used the
precious lemons for a rinsel
Typewriter Ribbons: Nate Col.
lier; No horse can go as fast as the
money you bet on him Punch:
His desire was nipped in the budget
Ed Howe; A good scare is
worth more to man than good adj
vice Lyman Beecher: Flo
quence is logic en- fire Abe
Martin: Hain't il relief when a
clerk finally admits he hain't got
what you want? Anon: You
could tell the shows goose was
cooked as soon as the audience
started roasting The Brandon /
Sun: Only two classes of people
fan for hattery-men and women |
Jack Warwick: Many things
can happen while the experts are
making wrong guesses George |
Bernard Shaw; In Heaven an an
gel is nobody In particular Il
Dolores Anderson: Everything in
is real--except the peo-
pie.
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when the White House sent some
a he rnrrnfariaI staff IN q White