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The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22

rious plants with their greatly aug mented working personnel. Con- sequently, we have approved a gticker and have submitted 1t to the Manufacturers Association as the central agency of that group"
 The proposed oflcial sticker is circular in shape, slightly less than three inches in diameter. It is sug- geSted that the color theme be red, white, and blue so as to add to the ready Identification of the seal. The words Connecticut Defense Worker are prominently displayed and a space in the center is left for the stamp of the particular manufacture CT using 1t. At the bottom of the seal appear App. M. v. Dept" which informs the police and motor
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22
Walter WincheII
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NOTES OF A NEW YoRKER
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NOTES OF A NEW YORKER
 Movie Actor James Stewart is sup- posed to have had one side of his forehead sunburned one day at camp because of the overseas cap he wpre. Next day he wore the cap on the other side.
 The Top Sarge asked him what's the Idea VI. Without thinking, Stew tan"
 Stewart" was the reply, i've do not expect photographer"
 Frank Fay headIined the Palace many times so you can imagine his feeling when an actor the other day said: I'm killing them over at L,oeW's State--tlley laugh at every thing I say and do. Packed houses every show, too"
 "In the old vaudeville days" Fay reminded him. "those of us who played the Palace packed them in without the help of movies"
 Last night John Edgar Hoover, the 0-Whizzer was telling some of use something off the record about a Na1 agent, who is posing as a de- cent American business man. "GoSh," one of us said, "How did you find THAT out?"
 we've got Q lolse in his clothes" was the reteort.
 Orchestra Leader Ray Block over heard it the other night "A kibitzer- er-commurlist was trying to |giye his opinions in a war argument. l"Well," he said after he thought he scored g point, "how would you like to have me on your side r1ow2"
 T'd rather" was the snapper, "have appendicitis.
 Before Sgt. York left town to re- turn 10 his Tennessee home he |was asked: "What 6o you think of Gary Cooper in your picture?"
 Wal" drawled York, Ines a damn 'good shot,"
 Maggie Hart, the stripteuse, de- clines to work in B'way musicals, |preferring steady toll in burleycue.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22
COUNTY BOARD EMBARRAssED

Omaha. Neb. - (Up) - Mrs. Flor ence Wllkerson, who lives across the street from the Field Club, in- formed the Douglas country board of equalization that the dice games conducted all night at the club kept her awake. reduced the value Of her property, and made it impos- slble to sell her house. The board voted her an SIS per year cut.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22

She is quoted in Golfers: "suppose I opei- in show and 1t closes in four nights. I'd lose my shirt"
 Losing your shirt is the most profitable thing you do. Marge.
 Definition of a Drama Critic by the Same Producer: When he's got ia hit: "A critic is an artist eIn- bracing 8 specialized literary form to make his analytic contributions to the most vital of entertainment forms, the drama" When he's got 9 Hop: "A critic is a second rate 1le%spapern1an who uses acro- batic prejudice to sublimate his own deficiencies as a third-rate play wright.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22
Joan Miller
 ShorIxskins $2oo Reg. ss.ss

Adorable frocis for the Junior Missl There are three styles to choose from paisley skirt with wisite top all- white dress with 6 plaid gingham jeriIin :. white top with plaid juinper-elfpct. Sizes to IS.
 FASHION FLOOR
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22
NERVE MESSAGES

It has been found that the elec- tro-chemical impulses by which nerves carry messages from one part of the body to another travel at the rate of 400 feet second.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22

From the Hartford Times of July 18th: '.It was said that Prime Min- ister Winchill attaches extreme im- portance to the situation"
 Broadway Colyumist Chuchell thanks you for the ad.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22
YOUN0ggT eRMARORe

-Four men have been sweFH ln as senators befoge reaching the re- anlred age Of 90: Henry Clay. AFmielead T. Mason, John HEanFH Eaton and nliab peW Holt.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-22
pRoTHERs NrEET rg HoerrTArI

Oroville, cal. -- (UP) "Wells fancy seeing yo uherc," exclaimed brothers Dick and Pat O,Rourlke as they met in the local hospital. Dick had fractured leg during . base ball game and Pat showed up slaort- ly after with fractured Jaw TO- ceived in A fan
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Morris to Report for
Duty at Fort Lewis

WHITE BLUFF'S-Raymond Nor
ris, who arrived Friday from Cali
fornia, will visit his parents, Mr.
and Mrs. w. r. Morris, for a period
of two weeks when he will go to
Fort Lewis.
Rev. l.. C.. Krug, pastor of the
Lutheran church, accompanied D.
S. Wilkinson to Hood River Mon
day. Rev. Krug to be the overnight
guest Of his brother Ruben.
Funeral services for the infant
son of Robert Eckright who died
at the Pasco hospital Saturday of
pneumonia, were held at Kennewick
last Sunday, interment being in the
Kennewick cemetery. The boy
was a twin born June 1th. The
twin brother is reported to be re-
covering from the same illness in
the Pasco hospital.
Miss Pauline Leander, daughter
of MIR. and Mrs. j. e. Leander who
has been attending the Kelsey Biard
Secretarial school in Spokane is a
graduate of the White Bluffs high
school has accepted a position in
the office of the Washington Lalln-
dry in Spokane, as assistant in
bookkeeping and stenography.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Moss Employed with
DOdd's Dry Docks

HOVER-Mr. and Mrs. Everett
Moss moved to Seattle Sunday Mr.
Moss is employed at Dodd'S Dry
Docks, where they convert old ships
into ones that can be used and up
to the modern standards.
MIR. and Mrs. Dick Smith moved
Monday in the house vacated by the
Moss family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harlow Stewart &C
companied by Mrs. Emily Laudell
and children left last Tuesday for
their home at Vending, Oregon.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Montague and
children spent the weekend at
Lewiston, Idaho visiting the Ted
Tibbiths, former residents of Hover.
Mrs. r. S. Mcintyre left Friday
for Portland and Newport, Oregon
to visit her daughter, Mrs. LegeS-
trand.
Visitors at the A. S. Mcintyre
home Sunday were Mr.. and Mrs.
Bob Mcintyre, MIR. and Mrs. Howard
Smith and children and Mr.. and
Mrs. George Mcintyre of Freewater.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
San Francisco Guest
At Johnson Home

KENNEWICK VALLEY-Mr. and
Mrs. W. B. Edwards of San Fran
cisco are making a short visit at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. James
Johnson.
MIR. and Mrs. Clint GlaSsner Of
Finley were Sunday afternoon guests
at the J. J. Hill home.
Ross Hill writes his parents that
he is in Montana this week as
field representative of the Western
Union Stock reporter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Hawks of Con-
nell were Sunday guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Marsh Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Lum and son,
Sheary, of Gle Elum spent Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. Charles Lum.
Congressman Knute Hill visited
one day last week with Mrs. Lottie
Lampson. He left by train to Spo-
kane and flew on to Chicago and
washington, DC.
o. j. Holton spent Friday in
Prosser attending the field day ex-
pertinent station.
Lieutenant and Mrs. Cormac
Thompson are guests of MIR. and
Mrs. w. T. Elliott.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. d. Moody and
son were overnight guests at the
home of w. T.. Elliott. Mrs. Elliott
and the MoodyS attended the fun
eral of their sister, Mrs. Spear.
Bobby Long returned from an ex-
tended visit in Chewelah Sunday
His mother, who had accompanied
him, was i'll and was forced to re-
main a few days longer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wendell Grim
shaw and Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie
Carpenter moved recently to Walla
Walla TO make their homes there
Mrs. Lloyd Hunt is visiting with
her sister, Mrs. Shearer while Mr.
Hunt is employed on the VIM.
Thomas ranch during harvest.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Benton City MatrOn
Passes After Long Illness

BENTON CITY services
for Mrs. w. C. Moore, so, were held
Sunday afternoon at the Community
Methodist church with the Rev. E
w. Reed, pastor of the Church of
the Brethren officiating. Miss Mar
garet Hartman, Mrs. Jack WEIGH, l.
M. Hartman and Argus Hughes
with Mrs. c. E. Morgan as pianist,
sang request hymns. Serving as pail
bears were Oral Montgomery, Don
aid Kerr, Walter Hartman, Ira
Longley, Harry Kendall and Horace
Dimmick.
Burial was in the Evergreen ceme-
terry with Walter G.. Ball and Son
of Sunnyside in charge.
Ida Weaver Moore was born in
Union County, Oregon on July J.,
1891 and passed away at the Pasco
hospital July Is, 1941 after being a
patient there three and a half
months. She had been in failing
health for several years and bed
ridden the past year.
She was married June 8, 1908 at
Walla Walla to William G. Moore.
A few years later they moved to
Eastern Horse Heaven where they
lived until August 1919, when they
moved to Benton City.
Mrs. Moore is survived by her
two daughters, Mrs. NAL
colin Kerr of Benton City and Mrs.
Freeze of Milton, Oregon,
one son, Melvin Moore of Benton
City; a sister, Mrs F. M! Gould of
four brothers, Madison
Weaver of Ellensburg; Clark Wea-
yer of Denton, Texas; Earl Weaver
Of Caldwell, Idaho and Curtis Wea-
yer of Colfax; three granddaugh-
bers, Catherine and Marilyn Kerr
and Neva Moore of Benton City.
Among the relatives from out of
town here Sunday for the Moore
funeral were Mr.. and Mrs. F. M.
Gould of Vancouver, Mr.. and Mrs.
Madison Weaver of Ellensburg, Cur
is Weaver of Colfax, Mrs. Chester
Musgrave of Kokomo, Indiana and
Miss Helen Linklater of Dixie.
Claude Kendall of Wenatchee
Iisited Sunday with his parents, Mr.. |
md Mrs. Harry Kendall.
M. w. Roop returned Friday from
Seattle, where he attended summer
school at the university.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Russian Area Still Uncertain

Bern, Switzerland-The informal
international clearing house of
Russo-German war claims set up
here by correspondents from all over
the world is still trying to fathom
the conflicting reports received from
Berlin and Moscow. On the surface
despite the widest reports from the
German High Command, now writ
ten by the greatest liar of modern
times, Hitler himself, the Soviets
have slowed down the Nazi blitz
kreig to a snail's pace, at a cost,
probably of 100000 men. The Nazis
have lost, by conservative estimates,
m illion men. From the very out
set of the war Hitler has claimed the
destruction of more planes and tanks
than the Russians had engaged at
any one phase of the conflict, so
that German figures in this repect
are proposterous. The fact is that
the Nazis are meeting resistance
they little expected and that any
gains they have made have been at
a tremendous cost in lives and ma
terlal.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Alters to Learn
How to Cut Meat

Fourth club members are to have
the privilege Of the able guidance
of Mr.. Kitchener of McDonald'S store
in training for the meat identified
ton contest again this year. Mr..
Kitchener gave a very fine course of
six lessons last year which enabled
five contestants to enter the All
state contest at Yakima. The twen-
ty-five who trained felt that learn
ing how meat cuts are made, the
name and quality Of these was a
great advantage in either animal
huSbandry or food preparation.
Glasses are As minutes long and
will meet each Tuesday at 7:30, be-
ginning July %. These will be held
at McDonald'S Grocery in Kenne-
wick.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
"Mary Gale" Destroyed
By Saturdays Fire

HOVER-Fire de stroyed the tug
boat, Mary Gale, at the tanks al
Wallula Saturday morning. Fire is
believed to have been caused from
some welding work. No other dam
age was done.
Miss Louise Glires is employed al
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Blair
while harvest is on.
Mrs. w. B. Bickers left Saturday
for her home at Modoc Point, Ore
gon, having spent the past week at
the home of her sister, MIR. and Mrs
VIM. Blair.
Port of Hover is an ideal place
these warm days for swimming
boating and even fishing is a pas
time for the youngsters.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. e. Cochran, Miss
Berlya Bafus and Mrs. Minnie Ash
by were dinner guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Cochran of Finley Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Grant of Pal
mer enroute from the coast, visited
at the r. S. Mcintyre home last
week.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Buck Deer Seen Near
Wahluke Ferry Recently

WHITE BLUFFSjAn unusual in
Cident occurred near the Wahluke
ferry landing when two point buck
deer was seen by Mrs. B. Moede
ON Thursday. The deer was grazing
with flock of the Moede sheep
ON the bank of the river and be-
coming frightened took to the water
and swan out to Indian Island
where it was last seen. It is probable
that it came from the hills around
and above Priest Rapids where
deer, elk, and some buffalo are
known to exist.
James E. Phillips, electrician for
Bonneville Power administration at
Midway substation left Friday eve
ming to spend the week end with his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. j. l.. Phillips
at Mason City. He returned to
white Bluffs Sunday evening.
According to the Civilian Defense
Program instituted by the Federal
government, the Commercial club
is instituting an aluminium drive for
old used aluminium of any descrip-
Eon-potS, pans, auto parts, or any
aluminium article that can be SPAR
ed. These may be left in the alumni
mum collection rack in front of the
Chase building between the barber
shop and the drug store, of if in
convenient to bring them to town
on or before Saturday, July rs,
please notify Friedrich A. English
Or Jesse Brown and provision will
be made to collect them. Here is
an opportunity for the All club, the
Boy Scouts, the Future Farmers of
America, or any other group old
or young, to show their patriotism
tional drive for old aluminium.
Mrs. w. F. Shaw is visiting rel
atives in California.
Mrs. j. Houser and daughter Lois
are visiting relatives and friends
in Yakima this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ora Luddington and
son Grin of Kennewick and Calvin
Owens from Oregon paid q brief
visit to the F. N. Hensleys in the
In Between Sunday.
Joe niatteson who has been the
guests of his sister and brother-in-
law, Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Clark
returned to Fort Lewis Monday.
MIR. and Mrs. Wendall Hardman
of Logan, Utah, and Miss Janet
RaWlins of Lewiston, were the guests
on Monday of MIR. and Mrs. Rouel
Rawlins and family, stopping for a |
few hours while on their way to
Portland, Ore.
Ben Moede and Leverne Brooks
are assisting MIR. Moede'S father
A. j. Friedrich, in the ):
wheat harvest at Hartline. Mrs. !
Moede followed a few days later
10 visit her parents.
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.za9rsday: July a. ,su

enemy not to be tolerataa -
or sided with. Violence ANA appeaSt
are incompatible with S S's,o tyran,
m aNsn,,, Sudden changes ara s o,
destructive witness. o ose alvsN
and volcanic eruptions ssmTnquats
the the countries We should SIDE eI mere
cipleS. VIC same pm,
In 1889, it was predicted ,S,.
ain could not stand apa; DIV S.'s " B'i.
air force. but she has stooS Hitler
standing because a iiontbsad l
leader has unified and Soue
her. Now, some try 10 fr,sSsa ne.
tell us we should appeaSe ~ "a Us
quered. What9 Hasn't tS NJ Oe ooO,
the courage its few colonistSs natin
the RevolutionP None az ~ nae b
in throwing away the Iiv ~ o "
youth in a futile effort !. " on
peace to the European bot ~ o'as
We'll tight to the last ditcb oG
one Of US, to keep this Ssst. ever
force out OF our part Of tb s .ltle
Napoleon had his WatarIsS, "O'a
Hitler will meet his Wellin~s I'D
Is inevitable. 4
=, However, mere talk won't o. 4.
Nor must we ever underestinss,S. ~
preparedness Of the enemy ~. e
have an air force greater than -. ~ mus
We must have loyalty and coo Sa
ton in our defense workers, Wa ..1l'
be prepared. WV nus
FRANCES McN.,,
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
A Teacher Speaks

There seems to be doubt in the
minds Of some of our outstanding
people as to who are our enemies
some question as to which side we
should take in this new war between
Communism and NaziSm.
Any ism" that threatens our
liberties, our democratic form OF
government, our Christianity, is an
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
ED up
TOWN

According to Rock Richmond
there is something old-fashioned
about not wanting much here below
Folks who waded through the
spring seed catalogs," says Mrs. o,
Luddington, "are now wedding thru
the garden with lots more back
ache"
"They do a lot of talking about
model homes" signs Frank ViSger,
'tbut don't stress about model fam
lilies to live in them"
Clyde Higley says he would rath-
er be blot than a blank, since a
blot shows that you at least made
an effort!
"The reason that I haven't worn
my Fathers Day shirt yet" signs II.
G. Fyfe, els because I haven't got
ten all the pins out of it vet
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

A Congressman once declared i'm
an address to the House:
Gas Daniel Webster says in his
great dictionary"
TT was Noah who wrote the die
tionary," whispered a colleague, who
sat at the next desk.
Noah, nothing" replied the
speaker. "Noah built the ark"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
Price-COntroI Act Ready

Washington-Within a week cong
ress expects the introduction of the
Administrations price-control bill,
designed to fix prices of food, COM
modities and rents by Federal law.
The measure aims to prevent any
uncontrolled initiation from the ma
TONS defense program and the con-
sequent sudden increase of the
money in circulation.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24
STORM CUTS OFF
BUFFALO MILK

When a fat man met a rather
lean gentleman:
From the looks of you," he said,
"there must have been a famine"
And from the looks of you," re-
piled the lean gent, you're the one
who caused it,
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

What a wonderful piece of
mechanism is the human body!
If you pat a man on the back,
his head Swells Immediately.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

Little Mary had just been to a
military funeral and she was all
excited. In telling her grandmother
about it she said: "And Granny,
the old man wasn't dead, so all the
mems took another shot at him.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

The goal for the USO drive is
$40, 765, 900. The half way mark was
reached the third week in June with
contributions tota1ling $5,411 ,O83. Do
nations ranged from SO cents to
100000.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

After keeping a record of
headlines since the war broke
out we find that Germany has
lost 13,487 planes and Britain
19,443.
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A BIRD IN THE HAND
is bad table manners.

The real reason a hole in your
tooth feels bigger than it really is,
says Dad Gumnit, is because the
tongue has natural tendency to eX-
aggerate things.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

Then there was the lady who
decided to end it all, because
of the youthlessness of her ex-
iStence.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

Just because some sailors are
called old salts, it doesn't follow that
they have lost their pepper.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

Motorcycles are divided into
two classes-thOse the doctor or
undertaken already has gotten,
and those he is going to get.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1941-07-24

There's this to be said for the
horse and buggy" says Dad Gum
init. 1.-THE manufacturers couldn't
come out with a new model every
year and make you look funny in
the old one"
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SEEN and HEARD
ION
MAIN STREET
Definition

AAfERICANISM: Investing our
savings in stock of Big Interests and
passing laws to keep Big Interests
from making too much money.
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Definition

PESSIMIST: One who, if given
the choice of two evils, chooses both
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Tirnid Wife ito husband who has
fallen asleep at the wheeD: 81
don't mean to dictate George, but
isn't that billboard coming at us
awfully fast?"
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PONIE

Peace and world disarmament
Are only what we pray for;
Wars and guns and battleshipS
Are things we have to pay for.
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whats the idea of that cross
eyed man for store detective?"
''Well, look at him. Can you tell
who he is watching?"
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A good steering wheel is better
than a loud horn.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-09-25
Daily Short Story
old Stuff

did YOU get it: It's private
wire"
"Sue gave it 10 me" The voice
explained. Wonderful girl. your
wife"
There was something IN the tone
az voice which made Andy say:
DO YOU want TO see me about
sue"
There was a pause, as though
the man were weighing alternative
Then. Yes" he said
rather definitely, II should say II
Is more about Sue than about
you. I'm Dan Forbes"
I'm leave word 10 have YOU
admitted immediately" Andy
told him criSply.
His brow crinkled i'm a puzzled
froWn Forbes Forbes The name
meant nothing 10 INN. Almost
always ne knew of Sues current
flame al least the name.
r OF S1Ie C1IatTTTCrfi 7,rtt---ttttt " An-
ever engaged her interests Bur
She had said nothing about one
Dan Forbes. Could is be that she
was Serious this time Could The
others be merely a smoke screen =?
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-09-25
Ry MIRIAM 4. RR ANpoN

THEY were one Of your modern
couples Sue and ANDY Ran
E'S and They have thr.ved ON
modcrnity for so long that their
friends had almost stopped The
warning head-waegine and slenced
the murmurcd predictions. There
was a rimc when friends uemi-
ninel would murmur. II sue
doesn't watch her step she's going
ia be minus husband" An8~other
friends (masculinol would say. 4
wonder how Andy Rankin gets
away with that kind Of murder"
II was just tina; Andy had an
eye for a pretty face a slim ankle
a new type of conversation lie
was r complete and cheerful de-
peteq Of the- chase Eully- % years
older than Sue, he still retained
The enthusiasm Of his youth
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-09-25
FLAMING YOUTH ERA

Sue, having been born m the
flaming youth era, md reared
when Sophisticauon and the ulti-
mate in franlpess were the thing
accepted her husbands wandering
eye the way another wongan ac-
cepts the peculartieS of the
plumbing,
OF course. there were always a
few attentive young men around,
and that helped. It helped SO
much that much OF the time Sue
didn't even notice her husbands
absence, apparently.
Yet these two were in love,
Madiy foolishly. unreasoningly in
love They were loyal friends,
boon companions. cheerful enemies
fbgyiCfes htclr1E husband and -Wife.-
They made dates with each other
and Sue would take hours 10 dress
IA -erder- tn-Wallop Andy between
the eyes. Neither took the time
nor trouble with their respective
Independent dates which they took
for each other--but the dates were
there, and il was this which made
their friends and families watch
with bated breath until the lid
should finally blow off