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Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

O. X. Barnes and wife of Bristol
were in New Lexington and Ian
caster neighborhood recently, and
purchased a pair of Belgian horses.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Kellerman
Of Cuyahoga Falls visited the week
end with the latter's father, G. =,
Mckay, of Liberty street.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mrs. Don Warner of Dayton arr1v-
ed last Sunday and is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Camp
bell.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

N. L. Pape, who at one time was
engaged in the restaurant business
here, and has been residing in
Parkersburg. w. Va, has been EN-
ployed with the Finley Packing
plant, and plans to remove his fam
lily here at the close of the present
school year.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
Amer. Legion Minstrel, Mar. 1926.

Make your fuel dollar go farther
with John-Deere Stand
ard Supply Co.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
EaglepOrt Grange

Eagleport grange will meet March
13, and will confer the first and see
ond degrees, to group of candl-
dates.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Jerry HeintZelman or Chillicothe
spent the week end here with his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. S. w. Heint-
zelman. and other relatives.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Davis of this
place visited Sunday in Columbus
with the latter's sister, Mrs. Dale
Walker and family.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Gene Lewis spent
the week end in Columbus with the
latters aunt, Harriet Hall, and Mr..
and Mrs. James Leeper.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
Amer. Legion Minstrel, Mar. 25-26

Mrs. Gail Day of Akron spent
last Wednesday with Mrs. Berry
Buckley, of Malta.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Francis Kraps and two sons of
Columbus, visited here Sunday with
the formers parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
F. B. Kraps
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Dal Scott, of Colum-
bus, visited the week end with Mrs.
Scott's sister, Mrs. F. d Reed. and
family, of Malta, and other relatives
in the twin cities.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Walter Baker, wife and three
children of this place plan to move
to Nashport soon, where Mr.. Blaker
is employed in a garage
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Lewis and
two sons of Middletown, spent the
week end with their home people
here and in Malta.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Ferguson and
two children of Loudonville visited
here the week end with Mrs. Fer
guson's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Byrl
Ford.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
Amer. Legion Minstrel, Mar. 25-26

King Betz. jr., small son Of Mr..
and Mrs. King Betz, of Malta, has
been i'll with mumps the past week.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mrs Ada Warner has returned to
her home in Newark, following a
visit here with her mother, Mrs. G..
l.. Roberts.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Audrey, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Beryl Buckley, of Malta, is suffering
with mumps.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. j. G.. Scott and Mrs
Evelyn T. Button plan to attend tbs
O. w. U. district alumni banquet to
be held at GAINESVILLE this evening
The president of Ohio Wesleyan uni
versity will speak.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

B. F. Wells of this place, has been
visiting at Willoughby with his son,
DIR. Herbert Wells, and family.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Il was in general disabled and
suffered untold misery from consti
patton for years. states Mrs Laura
Reeder, 1918 Keen ST., GAINESVILLE,
Ohio.
II had no appetite and always had
sick feeling in my stomach. Food
would sour in my stomach causing
much distress. | had great diff
Guilty in getting my breath and I was
subject to dizzy spells Spots would
float before my eyes and | was pes
tered constantly with a bad taste IN
my mouth. My sleep would be
broken each night by being called
to leave my bed to relieve my kid
neys of the discomfort and | couldn t
seem to be able to relax properly.
My nerves were on edge all of the
time. My condition was growing
more serious each day. / took many
different remedies but never obtain
ed any results at all Finally | de-
cided that it was a hopeless case.
when decided to try TONJON
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

A son was born Tuesday at Good
hospital, to Mr.. and Mrs.
Norman Osborne, of Blue Rock
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mrs. John M. Barr of La Porte
Ind, in remitting for the Democrat
asks that their address be changed
to 1405 Illinois avenue, where they
have built a beautiful new home
and moved into it the first Of Jann-
ary
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

A small truck belonging to Chas
Dearth, Meigsville township. and a
car driven by Mr. Gerald Anderson
Malta, collided on the slippery
streets here Saturday. No one was
injured, but both machines We're
damaged
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
NeeIyville Grange

March IA McGuffey's program
Please bring McGuffey books for
your part in the program, or help
for others; song, School Days; St
Patrick's day, Jessie Woodburn;
McGuffey school days, C. S. Strong
Present day schools, Robert Moore
solo, Helen Still; spelling class
Clara, Spencer; day classes, Almeda
Spencer and Eunice Dewitt; stunt
Homer Mccormick. The young folks
of grange are preparing the pro
gram for March %, which will be
quite interesting.
Neelyville Juvenile Grange
Reading, Ednc Lyon; contest,
Lois Gessel; contest, Eleanor Hoop
er; jokes, Mary Singree; riddles,
Florence Mccormick; fun, Eugene
Lyon and Geraldine Tennent
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
LOG AL N EW S

Amer. Legion Minstrel, Mar. 1926.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Harry Robb and family plan u
move soon from the Walter Finley
property on Fifth street, to an
apartment in the Christie-McKay
building on Main street
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06
''Ton Jon No. l Best Investment |
Ever Made," Says GAINESVILLE Lady

Declares That She Had En-
dured Untold Suffering for
Years from the Ill-Effects
Accompanying Constipa-
ton. Her Nerves Were On
Edge All of the Time. Re-
lief Was Hopeless Until
She Tried TONJON No. !.
Sincerely Grateful ana
Thankful to TONJON."
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

The local Rotarians met last Fri
day evening at the Malta hotel. The
guest speaker was DR.. H. Fl. Scott,
who spoke Interestingly on the good
characteristics of Washington and
Lincoln.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

apartment in the Christie-McKay
building on Main street.
Floyd Yarnell, who has been en-
ployed in Washington, d. c., for 21
years, has assumed his duties as r..
F. D. mail carrier on route one out
of Waterford. His father, the late
E. L. Yarnell, and Sam Paxton,
were the carriers on the first routes
out Of Waterford, in 1900. Eight
years later the routes were extended
and rearranged and route number
three was established with w. B.
Stevens as carrier. Later Paxton re-
tired and again the routes were
made into two routes, with the late
Ray Angle and Mr.. Stevens as car
riers. In 1888 the postoffice at
Swifts was discontinued and Seth
Fisher, carrier, was transferred
from Swifts to Waterford from
where the Swifts territory was sup
piled and Waterford again had
three routes When Stevens recent
ly retired the routes were consoli-
dated, with two out of Waterford,
and now Yarnell on number one
with "a miles, and Fisher, number
two carrier, with SO miles.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mary r. Mills, representative
agent for the Clearwater medicine
l have rheumatism, arthritis medi-
cine and Vitola and Jointease, and
all of his home remedies Come or
write Mary r. Mills, Chesterhill, o.,
Rt. 2. m6tf
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

H. M. Merrell, member of Com
pany L, 166th Infantry, of Fort
Hayes, Columbus, spent the week
end here with home people. Merrell
did not go to Fort Shelby, Miss,
where most of the other members of
Company L are located.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Himmelspach
of Columbus have been visiting
with the latters sister, Miss Eleanor
Kuntz at the home of their grand
mother. Mrs. Clara Crozier. Mr.
Himmelspach returned to Columbus
Saturday, his wife remaining for a
longer visit.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

An automobile owned by William
Lehman caught fire Thursday even
ing at his home on Kennebec hill.
The fremen were summoned but Mr.
Lehman eXtinguished the blaze
shortly after the fire alarm was
turned in.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Don F. Mccormick and family
are now located at Garrettsville,
Ohio. where Mr. Mccormick is car
penter foreman for the Hunkin
Conkey Construction company, Of
Cleveland. This company has the
contract with the government for
the construction of the Ravenna Or
dinance plant, necr Ravenna
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

Bill Danford of this place has the
leading role of Diccon in "Gammer
Gurton's Needle" a medieval farce
which will be presented at Ohio
Wesleyan university, March Z and s.
Theta Alpha Phi, national dramatics
honorary, is sponsoring both Gam
mer Gurton's Needle" and cut
version Of "Dr. Faustus'' on a twin
bill program for their annual pro-
duction. Danford, a junior was re-
Gently initiated into Theta Alpha
Phi and is member Of Wesleyan
Players Singers club, and univer-
sity band, and Delta Tau Delta fra
ternity. He is the son OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Donald Danford of this place,
and is majoring IN music at Ohio
Wesleyan University, Delaware.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1941-03-06

A son was born Feb 27 to Mr.. and
Mrs. Francis Yarnell of Devols
Dam, near Marietta. The grandpar-
ents are Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Bell of
Lowell. Clarence Yarnell of Balti-
more. Md, and Mrs. Inez Barbour,
Marietta. Mrs Linda Yarnell of
Stockport is the great grandmother.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

DEATH doesn't come
~ With the death rattle.
~ comes Uhen
Life stops rafting.
IL comes Uhen
We cease 10 become
Hot and eIcited,
Curious and eager,
Torn and tender
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

All right you Try And il YOU you don't have to
buy Joe DiMaggio good ball player well and
clevery pubczed comparison with the star
oueldes yesteryear Iris Speaker Ed Delehanty Jimmy
sheckard and Wheat all better than DiMaggio
"al you eat restaurant
New York time Los Angeles had number of "a
you 50 and cafeteria believe
only survived the results of this generous proposition
Joe MCCARTHY Skipper of ball club His boys
- will American League pennan but will lose the
World Series the Dodgers Mr. Mccarthy is native Of Buffalo
city gave world Katharine Cornell Arthur Brisbane
Col Wild Bill Donovan polo player Deveeaux Mlbum Jimmy
Slate Frank Ene greatest lightweight boxer of all me and
Jimmy Collins, brilliant major league third sacker.
Handy. Blues composing genius My favorte of Mr.
Handys Blues And when blues singer
knows how does this number especially like that passage
beginning
"St Louis comau, cth her diamond rings
Pulls dat oroun bv her apron strings"
CEvENTYTwo per cent Of women before
~ they Eghyone per have proposal of marriage
they proposals Of marriage made around
10 night automobiles Such the conclusions of an inter
viewer of several thousand married women
Following letter out by member OF the
Toxic, Japan stock exchange:
ITO the wideawake public One who want to make money
why stock business at such extraordinary chance
fool his pocket swelling day Why Because
daring bindy Awaiting order, or less Faith
Observation-Disclosures exchange broker"
WORST thing girl n do IS marry man born
w in June So state the stargazers l guess the
believe astroogy she born in June
And the Duke of Windsor Observed Fontelle:
things always loved and under
stood-panting. mus and
Me too And you. sir? well, all, painting, music
backgammon You don't have to
understand them enjoy them
IIolywoodans are still giving fancy contracts beauty
beauty winner became great film
producers should conduct acting If girl
the Hollywood makeup make her beautiful
GNIEN artistic musical ability smoke cigars
-'A what pipe smoker claims. That word never takes IN
territory Edward Of the Peer Gynt
smoker And pipe smoker who wrote
ANYTHING
always thought mothers thrill the FIRST
fourth baby
her greatest children before she
thought she 10 have another child
And she eight children altogether.
~ Inc
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15
Out of the Night

On MoScowS orders in 1881,
Communists often Joined Nszis
IN battling the Social Democrats
and other political conservs-
uveS. Many Reds, however, re-
scented this policy and Edgar
AndreeS terrorIStS sSsaiIed the
Brown Shirts who. IN turn,
murdered one Communist and
wounded the author in a bus
ambuScade near Hsmb burg.
Later. AZ a Communist rally.
bandsged Jan VsitIn aroused
IS 900 persons 10 cry, Re-
venge."
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

DEATH COMES W HEN
~ YOU CAN
40 L6N6EE Err FEEL LIFE;
, YOU MAY LINGER on
FOR 50 YEARS AFTER
THAT,
BIT YOU WILL NOT BE
ALIIE--------
YOU WILL BE AS DEAD
As ANY MUMMY.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15
XXNNIII

Michel AVatn OF the u. 4.
L. was assigned to track down
the murderers of Henning.
They were apprehended, but
had TO he surrendered TO the
police.
The Judges before whom
they were tried were, like
most German Judges, Nazi
Sympathizers. The aSsasSins
received prison terms, and
were freed shortly after Hit
Ter came to power. All three
subsequently became mem
berS of the Hamburg Gestapo.
Captain PreuSs. the director
of the Nautical School. called
me TO his private office. In
his weatherbeaten face his
eyes were keen and young
His large, hairy ears, which
gave his countenance a family
humorous aspect, seemed 10
jerk forward with an air of
immense belligerency.
"Ships must sail" he said
in his explosive manner "and
the smartest youngsters on
Gods earth are just good
enough To sail them. Accord:"
AYE, sir"
"Helrs bells" Captain
PreuSS went on. This Is the
end of February. The navi-
gators examinations are
week away. And what do YOU
do" FRAGILE your time away
with the Red stinkers! You
could make the angels sick.
could ring eight bells and
kick YOU out. But l happen
10 he "A soft-hearted jackass.
i want YOU tn realize that YOU
are at a point where the chan
neIs fork. One course, the
one you're on now. leads into
the mudbanks: the other leads
to clean deep water. i
wouldn't give a boot II you
weren't an old sailors son."
The captain words Cfeaved
apart the artificial bridge l
had built within me TO close
the gap between contradictory
urges-the rebel urge and the
urge to be commander OF
ships. Captain Preuss' voice
now came in gentle rumble:
I'VE all have our follies and
our dreams, my boy. Some
dreams we can make come
true. others-never. They are
murdered by their own realiza-
ton. You can go the decent
way" Biting off the end of
cigar, he added: cor you can
go TO hell"
| could not find the strength
TO fight my way to a clear-cut
decision. But | decided TO
pass the ships officers eXami-
nations. Perhaps ! will strip
Oft the chains" j thought,
land make the big jump yet"
Keeping myself aw a Ike
nights with black coffee,
cognac and endless cigaretS.
| snatched time from Party
work to prepare for the eX-
iaminationS, which covered the
theory of magnetism, dead
reckonings. spherical trigo-
nometry, salvage laws. cargo
stoNage, business English,
treatment of scurvy, and Sum-
ner lines.
GETS LICENSE
I struggled with azimuths
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15
Walter
WincheII
It's Not the Heat - It's
the Stupidity
BY WALTER WINCHELL

ONCE, when a Bostonian
" was in a lather because
of piece in the paper. he
went to Edward Everett for
counsel Should he de-
mand an apology, a retraction
or sue? DR.. Everett
listened and then replied:
what should you doc
Why. my dear Sir, do nothing!
Half the people who read that
paper never saw the article.
Half Of those who did see 10
failed to read il. Half Of
those who read IL did not
understand IL. Half Of those
who understood II did not be-
lieve IL. Half of those who
believed II were of no con-
sequence anyway"
OTTAWA. H.;
" mir. Winchell: You're al
ways yelling for Roosevelt,
who wells for war. hut YOU do
not appear to he convinced.
I see by Time that You had n
chance to serve your country
I'm the Navy but that YOU re-
signed and are now on the
retired list. Yellow u. NJ"
From Time, the issue dated
July IA.
ITO the story that Reservist
Walter w inchell was not
wanted by the Navy at a desk
In Washington Time. July
~, the Navy last week re-
acted by paying him tribute.
II declared itself well pleased
with the services that Mr..
WinchelI "a member Of the
Naval Reserve for seven years.
Is now OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Navy publicity and recruiting.
Having declared himself
ready and willing TO take
active duty wherever and
whenever. he was not asked
Ia resign. Time erred last
week I'm indicating that he had
been retired.
"Reservist wfucheff was
asked Ia continue doing thF
same duties as In the past.
Last week he declared that he
was going 10 spend his yaca-
ton during August at work
for the Navy"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

IRON the column of June %
How truZit that the Joe
Louises are threatening 10
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

IRON the column of June %:
i How truZit that the Joe
Louises are threatening 10
RenOtariZe II ."
Billy Rowe in the Pitts
burgh Courier, July ):
THE best laugh IL on Wal
ter WincheIl, who cracked
wrong again that Joe Louis
and Marva were pricing tickets
TO Reno. IL amt So"
From the papers Of July 10:
Chicago: Joe Louis made a
general denial to his wife's
allegations for divorce here
today"
The reports that Greta
Carlo donated $4,000 to the
USO fund were inaccurate.
In fairness 10 her and all
the other contributors, Grcta
gave $500.
If the machine has smoked
glass windows, the occupants
are probably Barbara Hutton
and Cary Grant
NYTHE WILLIAMS boy,
w Ian. arrived from Lisbon
and went direct 10 his draft
board in Greenwich. then To
the army recruiting depot. He
was attached 10 the L. S. en-
baSSy in Paree Albert
johnson. who produced the
huge ice show al Luna Park.
can't even roller skate
How come Variety which re-
quested our 10 outstanding"
legit performances of the sea-
son, ran them all except 10
Ann Sayers and Shirley Booth
Of My Sister Eileen ?
WINCHELL casting office:
W Preminger can't get June
Havos for his lead in Great
Whitewash' Spivy is
good bet for the night club
operator in the celluloid YER
sion Of Panama Hattie"
Sally Rand, in clothes, will do
The Little Foxes" at the
Woodstock n. " Playhouse.
Eddie Cantors daughter.
Marylin. leaves for a screen
test soon.
Copyright, 194l
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15
On the Side
By E. V. During

one pouop reads oro'hcr's character
Without che tedious trouble Of decpherHg.
JonSon
tFIeep the above mind Young fellow. Before you marry
m, Girl ask ,,yIr sister what she thinks of her-EVDl
at REDUCED 10 pounds months by eating only one
meal day and falling states feminine client OF
san Francisco.
The Federal Trade has ruled there no known
cure sor snoring Twice many Snore as men but men
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15
Elsie
Robinson
l Don't Wanna Be
Calm, and Poised
BY ELSIE ROBINSON


7 DON'T WANNA BIZ
Il CALM
AND POISED M CON-
TROLLED-
ALL THE TINE
I WANT TO BE ALIVE!
TN GLAD I can get mad
I'm glad I can be gladi
I'm glad can feel sadi
I'm eUen glad that sometimes
I throw a tdntrum
And 90 downright bdd!N
IN GLAD OF ESB
THINGS
BECAUSE THEY PROVE
I AN ALIVE!
THEY PROVE CAN STILL
FEEL
THAT TN STILL PART
OF THE FERVOR A " D
FLUX
AND FURY OF LIFE.
TN GLAD I'm still able
To cry ouer things
And laugh over things
And cuss things out;
I'm glad ! con be
tnrruS0rutte and charming
And helpful,
All in the same minute,
Because iife's like that.
And I Wdnt 10 stay
Part Of life
Or 0g4,t,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

SnOIc TWO times louder NNN"ui'
CaStlero>Se once truly observed:
Dogs understand women eNcellently
\ woman's dog Is usually disobedient and
troublesome, knowing full well that
eve and wagging tail will
wipe out series of shocking crimes.
Those horn under the sign of Leo
are never great moneymakers."
That word never covers too much
territory John d Rockefeller ST was
Leo.
1T Is a mistake 10 have a child the first
year No couple should have less than
two children. II is best to always arrange
TO have your children in the Spring. That
is what some of the experts on the subject
claim.
Just lost quarter One of the mail
clerks bet me l couldn't say the following
six times in quick succession
"SiX thick thistle sticks"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15

TERE is pleasant game that will
every day numerical puzzle designed to spell out
your fortune your II the number
letters II the number is less than g.
add g. The your number Start at the upper left
hand rectange check Of key
read the the letters under
the checked figures give you T|5
80, ;, ,rm,u .,. Distributed ,, IN. Feature. In.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-15
GETS LICENSE

I struggled with azimuths
and amplitudes, with longitude
sights and eX-meridian altl-
tudes, chronOmeter errors and
the receiving and sending OF
wireless messages in Morse.