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The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-06-10

police will 60 along.
At first, each of the weekend
camps will shelter 500 men. II
popular, they'll be enlarged for
$500 to $500 soldiers. Burroughs,
now written from Saturday
noon until Sunday night, will
begin on Friday noon for beach
bound groups. It's announced
officially that low-cost transpor-
tation and food will be offered
through special arrangements
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-06-10
Man Injured in Fall
Down Flight Of Steps

edwin Witt, IS, of Route 1.
Mount Clemens, was treated at
st. Joseph's hospital this morn
ing for decorations about the
head and face after he was said
to have fallen down a flight of
stairs at 81 Broadway earlier
in the day.
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-06-10

YESTERDAY: Deborah and stephan
spend . happy spring, studying, dancing.
but there Is no mention Of love, NO
kisses. Angela continues her warnings.
Then one might she comes home from the
movies, tells Deborah she saw newsreeis
% . recent Bund meeting which ended
In . riot. "And who do you suppose was
there:"
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-06-10

minelayer Terror was launched
the other day, and across the
Delaware at Camden, N. j.,
where. the fleet repair ship, the
Vulcan, was commissioned about
the same time.
"Ships like the Vulcan rarely
make the headlines, but the fleet
couldn't function without them"
one Navy officer said.
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-06-10
U. S. Imports

Two billion pounds Of coffee
were imported by the United
States In 1888. The commodity
led all others with q valuation of
$3.50, 542, 900 until 1899 when
rubber assumed first place with
imports valued at SITS, 600, 600.
The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-06-10

uCo0iiSutS Va Pocoiii9 NoiSs
Angie" she said suddenly in
to the darkness, i've been try
ing to remember-what was that
jingle the Portuguese fishermen
on the Cape used to sing about
the fog?"
When Angela only murmured
in drowsy protest, she insisted,
But of course you remember.
-. Something about the fog
always claiming its own, wasn't
it,"
"Oh-that?" Angie yawned.
Just some superstitious non
sense -. Let's see-translated
very freely, it goes something
like this:
Ill fated Is that which comes
out of the fog. for'-just a mo-
mentor always in the end, il
must return whence it came. And
never there's some more, but
I can't recall it at the moment"
II wonder what it means-it
anything"
+" If anything is right. For
Heavens sake, 60 to sleep!"
But then, all of a sudden, An
gle was wide awake, too.
What made you ask that,
Debby?" she demanded.
"Oh-why, just something I'd
been reading. suppose" De-
borah improvised lamely.
Next day was the last meeting
Of the Shakespeare seminar. {.
And next day, Stephan did not
come to class at all. He had not
made any engagement with her
for that evening. All the next
day, while Deborah was packing
to 60 home, she listened for the
telephone, thinking that he
would call--at least to say,
"Goodbyl" But he did not.
Not Mat it mattered, she kept
telling herself. Except that all
along, knowing Stephan had
been like reading a fascinating
tale, which led you on and on
without really telling you much
but which you followed eagerly
from chapter to chapter because
Of its implied promise Of exciting
revelations to come -. Well
now the story had simply stop
ped--without even a ITO Be
Continued"
There just wasn't going to be
any next chapter. Like some
strange, unknown craft, Stephan
had appeared briefly out of the
fog; and back into the fog he had
vanished.
That Stephan was German, she
had always taken for granted, al
though he had never said 50 ir
50 many words. But that he coulc
possibly be all those other thing:
that Angie believed Of him hac
been - just funny - until that
evening when Angie had come
home from the theater with hel
monstrous story -. From any
one but Angie. the story woulc
have been incredible; but what
ever might be Angles faults -
curiosity, impertinence. ever
sometimes malicious mischief
she would not lie.
Now, Deborah remembered al
Stephan's strange little reti-
cences, the def way he hat
changed the subject when sh'
had tried to get him to tall
about himself :. And she re
membered that other man-old
er, harder, even q little RUTHLESS
whom she had sometime
glimpsed beneath the lightheart
ed boy Stephen usually seemed.
The next morning Deboral
and Angela started back to Cap
Cod In the little car they hat
driven TO California.
The old Lovett house sat Jus
across the street from the waite
front. The opposite lot. runnin,
down to the shore, had been KEEP
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as an open parkway, SO tndt the
early, seafaring Lovetts might
always have an unimpeded view.
of the ocean they loved -. The
house had been built in the gold
en- days when Yankee clippers
sailed the Seven Seas. and fleets
of fishing smacks still kept the
shipyards and wharves of the old
town busy.
The structure was Of white
frame with green shutters. Orig
inally a modest two-story build
ing, after repeated additions by
generations Of Lovetts, it now
rambled through unpredictable
passageways and ellis, up and
down steps from one level to an
other.
Above the fanlisht over the
hospitable front door. the winged
figure-head from Great-great-
great grandfather Abner Lo-
Vets almost legendary clipper,
the Bonnie May, still stood
guard, a wreath in one hand, a
gilded trumpet in the other, peer
ing-a bit self-consciously, it
had always seemed to Deborah
out to sea.
When you wished to enter the
house, you announced your ar
rival with a ringing peal on the
old ships bell over the doorway.
On the upper floor, outside the
Masters room," where Lovett
shippers had slept for genera
tons, was the Captains walk"
q semi-circular glassed-in porch
overlooking the harbor. Here,
Deborah's grandfather, Admiral
Benjamin Loyett, u. S. NJ, re-
tired, had stood his last lonely
watch.
The long living room. paneled
with mahogany from the cabin
of another Lovett ship, occupied
the front wing Of the street floor.
II was q quaint, stability charm
ing room. From the carved teak
wood screen and table from
Singapore, the Chinese rugs and
Japanese prints, the models of
Lovett clippers, the Oriental tap
estries, the ships clock, the old
bronzes, and the massive fire
dogs that guarded the hearth
to Great-Aunt Deborah's samp-
lers and hooked mats, the room
had changed but enthusiastically
within Deborah's memory.
Deborah drove up to the gate
Just in time for lunch.
Bridget Lanahan welcomed
her from the stoop with a flirt
Of her apron. She was stout,
weather-beaten woman Of IS,
blustery as q Cape Cod gale, with
an equal capacity for high
handed bullying and loyalty.
"Well, God be praised!'. she
paeoned above the roar Of the
motor. mind the petuny's, Miss
Debby. IT'S within an eyelash
Of thin yer wheels are Lave
the car where she stands, and
come to lunch afore me souffle's
flat entirely"
At Deborah's plate was .
heap of mail. As she riffled
through IL, her heart hesitated--
then leaped halfway down
was an envelope addressed In
Stephens bold hand.
II was q short letter. He had
been unhappy, Stephen wrote,
not to have seen her again. He
had been called away 50 sud-
denly that he had not even had
time to telephone her. He had
hoped. when he came East, 10
call on her ~ she had been good
enough to suggest; but circum-
stances had srisen which made
Il impossible for him TO fore
see his movements far In nd
vance She had been excep-
tionally kind to him -
Kindi Deborah thought. Oh,
Stephan!
fTn n CnntimueAl
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-01-27

Royal 1887 SPIT coupe iac.
radio. heater. real beauty, rare barg
orltv Siq7- trade SIT On F.. " Gregory, :
Inc. HEATED SHOWROOM, 1855 Gratiot
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s GENERAL PUBLIC LOAN
Hh.H H.t- #HG Noldhpak 40 "a al
g 80 Hr.lVsrd. cor Pasadena TO stf5
rf# FaHNm InNrf =. Cadillac $50 - ~
ftiu DAVID ffaff 800 er'sUn.d r. 80
AUTO LOANs-Sta 70 500 m Is minutes
AETNA FfSANcE Co. 175a Chss
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-12-21
REGISTERED PHARMACISTS
SCHOOL BOYS. is TO 10

WIN blctCles FOR work during Christu az
vacation. See Mr. swaTthout. Room 2lO,
$50 Shelby. Monday only.
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CONSULT the enlarged Real Estate ilstings
In the BIG Sunday Times Want "A 4
Section
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-12-21
MACHINISTS

Shapers. milling machine. lathe and bench
machinists Mus, be American citizen
Appli Bex B-6sE. DetroiU Times.
NAN WAn.tI 90 zach county as Gic'rict req.
-resentntlhe ~ fNe'l tuor Oil company
Immediate sfeaGg income for man With
car Write r Webster So standard
Building. Cleveland. ..
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Situations Wanfed-FemaIe

BUNDLE washing. ironing specializing In
shirts curtains stretched. called. deliv-
cred, Lafayette 622h
CHAUFFEUR Ia years experience: handy
man. references. S33 Weenly. TEinity
1882.
EXPERIENCED colored gir wishes days
part time, thorough cleaner Tyler 8-s622
NEAT colored girl wishes day work; $500.
carfare reference Temple 1-d7s3
YOUNG white woman WantsI honsework
- day and cArfare. Iyanhos O553, IL a.
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C1aS $1f1edl DE7R0H1H zFnEs 1Ql10mu1f Ads
Situations Wanted-Male

PAINTER wall washer. experienced; excel
lent references; reasonable rates work
ipapship guaranteed. TErrsce 2-g35s.
WALL cleaning. floor polishing. first class
experienced, references. evenings. Tenn
pie 2-7757.
COLORED man. experienced ambitious,
mechanic. MDricati0n, wants steady work.
Temple 2-S0lS q
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THE TRUTH ABOUT
Stomach Ulcer
PAINS

Caused BY Gastric Hyperacidity
EDCE Buokic, on simple home treatment
L NIL MANY report they We're saved from
expensive operations Learn all q bout the
AMAZING Inexpensive home treatment Pam
relieved from the start NJ raid ~ LIQUID
die THIS valuable booklet sent FREE.
V.th information as 20 guaranteed trial
offer Detroit Non Co, Dept. Tt- $40
David ~tott Bldg. Cadillac Si4O. Open
Monday and Wednesday tll \.
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Lucas Boring Mill Operator

for secofd shin must be highly expert
enced h. precision tool work highest wages.
plenty AZ overtime state reference Apply
Box sS53. Detroit Times
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SMITH-ORR co.

ROOFING. ASPHALT SHINGLES
LADDERS. ASBESTOS SIDING. LUMBER
MILLWORK. SHEET METAL SUPPLIES
WHOLESALERS
ACRES or BUILDING SUPPLIES
1851 W. WARREN Phone OREGON U7u
0NE-CAR garage, i2xls $50 50. Fillmore
Lumber. 2420i Gratiot Roseville 1860
WELLS LUMBER co. now OPEN
1891 Meyers HOgarth 1922
2-CAR GARAGE. Sis5. T. S Housewreck
ing 1886 Dequindre
CONSULT the enlarged Real Estate hstings
m the biz sunday Times want "A
Section
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-12-21

i6-i7-is YEARS OLD
IN our service you come IN contact with
hig business men and gain experience
money cannot bus See ar sSarthout
Room 200. $50 Shelby street.
BRIcKLAYERs GENERAL for munici
pal service Several Aacancies a. 81 81
per hour 90 DO filled b} competitive eNami
Uai ION Applicants Must be ~ east fw enfb
yesrs and siN months Of axe ard resident.
~ the Cuy 90 Detror for one year imuedi.
aisiy pryor 20 the examination. excepting
persons ntfh honorable army. navy ~ RIA.
rius discharge For applications and fuH
details. write or apply 20 the Detroit Cn|
Board Building. 73o Randolph street De.
trot, Michigan, on or before January Z
1912
BIS DRIVERS for Department % street
Railway. city q Detroit approximately
two hundred vacancies expected In the near
future At Isc % sac per hour 70 b filed
~ competitive examination. Applicants
must not be less than p nor more than
81 years % age and residents % Detroit
Hzm'rAmrk HlFhland Park Dearborn
Ferndale. Hazel PARK or Royal OAK for one
year Immediately PRIOR 20 The date - The
examination. excepting persons with honor
able army navy or marine discharge
Write or apply 20 the Detroit Civli Service
Comm ssion, 18TH noor. Water Board Build
INK Detroit Michigan. where applications
or other Information regarding ms ok
animation will be given un,il further notice
DRIVERS WANTED
Good monSy making opportunity driving
Checker Cab A. outdoor sob driving u
pleasure car Heaithful profitable snd
steady. Ages ~ 20 80. Apply 2l2s TrJm-
buA. after =.
DRIVERS ~ snd over. fair know ledgs Of
city. Apply $3.50 Woodward
DROP FORGE DIE sINEERe- Firu clasF
Ideal shop Write Ma Air Equip co
2i2i r. 90 Los Angeles
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Bibles and Gospel Tracts

BIBLES for Chfistmas Large teachers
Bibles flexible overlapping covers Si.25,
upper Bibles g un-mhnI nlhers PIC III
Irnnr 400
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Male Help Wanted

.REsPoNsIBLE party % drive 10 Lns
Angeles. YOU are not asked 10 share eN-
penses, Call evenings, TO. Murray 1909.
PHYsIoTHERAPIsTs for municipal sery-
ice One vacancy at 81 $50 per year e
be filled by competitive examination Appli
cants must be At least twenty wears and siS
months OF age and residents Of the City o.
Detroit for one ear Immediately prior n
the examination, excepting persons with
honorable army, navy or marine discharges
For applications and full details. write oi
apply 10 the Detroit Civil Service Commits
sion. 18th Floor Water Board Building. 73i
Randolph Street Detroit, Michigan, on Ol
before January 7. 1912.
PUBLIC accounting firm IN nearhy city
has vacancies on it's permanent staff fol
two senior and three junior accountants.
In replying relate qualifications and ref.
erences. Write Box B-65iO. Detroit Times
REGISTERED PHARMACISTS
CUNNINGHAM DRUG STORES expansion
program viii require 20 liye-viTe phsCma,
drug stNres Comfortable working condi-
tons, excellent hours, biggest salary M
drug store history 50 5gQ salary for first
ear 50 800 salary FOR second year, unlim-
tied salary possibilities after second year
Fine opportunity 10 eet a business edIca
tton and 10 q, themselves for executive
chain drug stores positions See Sir Riien
Personnel ONCE 1927 Twelfth street
Cunningham Drug Stores, Inc,
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E pioyment Agencies
DEFENSE POSITIONS
Entertainers and Musician,
Female Help Wanted

COUNTER grL &c hamburger SIS week
ssf7 Vest Warren, A. Wycw.nE
EXPERIENCED mattresses for nep 70
WOOD Waffle shop Good proposition
1891 Woodward
EXPERIENCED girl. dAy Vork. s. ant
carfare. F!tzroy Ssh.
EXPERIENCED white Ir houseuork
one child sood vases. stay. UrneTsity
3-2slt
EXPERIENCED white Tor cooking an
gencfsl hOufeWurk srod home private
hatn and room adults. SO. Cal aftel
o. m IennS 1a22
GIRL General nousenort eAp~nencei
reference. -'2l Edison. TO. s.7sl3 Ca
after
INTELLIGENT ,alo,ed cooR reference
srsy SIS Week Birmingham Tempt
= 7IUC
LAUSDRESS white woman. Apply IN per
son. $685. Tfumouh
SYLON HOSIERY HOLIDAY SALE
Free pair with regular order, limited tim,
only Biz earnings while sale lasts App3
a. once al Pars Ave Bldg ca f25E
SODA DISPENSERS
Have immediate openings for several girls
must be J. ~ more. preferably living aI
home. must be neat srd attractive an,
have pleasing personality straight hours
no split shifts work ., hours pef weet
highes' salary meals and uniform fur
nished permanent employment free train
INK for those who qualify Apply .mmc
.HIAfclf
Cunningham Drug Stores, Inc.
1921 TWELFTH STREET
'STENOGRApHER state experience am
salary desired Box BOIL Detroit
Time
WANTED sdr Tor buldinr real e.tat,
and Insurance Must he over lu hrJ
car and tree % WORK steady Ariy s57t
MailoHe
YOUNG. attractive dsrk haired girls. s.E.
y go - iuf TROPICS WatIetses
AppH CaierIuE Dept Wolverine Hn','
30 GIRLS Immediately rs partners snt
TEACHERS, experience not necessary 80
teach l5u al latest dance step. part 90
full une guarantee - nightly white learn
ing earn uu 90 SfG WEFKLN Amply
HOLLYWOOD school of Dancing 1911
Nupdwar TE. s912
COLORED Beauty Operators stcaa, varl
good pay Browns Beauty shop 216.
Madison
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Minuteman Transfer Co.
Dine and Dance

CHICKEN ~ THE ROUGH coo; We de.
liver can UN 3-7eO9 16sO5 Livernois
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MAN with car 10 assist In local bust
ness 1888 Woodward. Room 7O7, 10 a m
sharp good earnings for right mau.
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Miscellaneous for Sale
Lumber, Building Materials

BRICK siding reroohng. alterations; ga
RACES cottages FLA terms. HO ASA
BRIGGS QUALITY GARAGES-"B Built Ac.
cording TO Requirements. Hogarth 4l41.
BUY NOW-HEATING PLANT
CONSUMERS II42O JOS. CAMPALl
COTTAGE - 4-room, bath. 24x20. 1912
state Lumber. 200li John r. To s-i20e
GARAGE-Cement noor. overhead door
Evening star., 1941-01-24
M a n ne rs
of the
NJ O m n t

This skiing business is something
that a girl shouldn't go into casually
or even, for that matter, purely
sartorially. I've noticed girls around
the place who get themselves all
diked out in the cutest ski outfits you
ever saw. But they forget to get
the skis and the ski poles.
Then they HE themselves out to
the country for a week end. and very
cheerfully they approach their host
or their boy-friend, and remark that
they're all ready to try the sport.
if there is an extra pair of skis they
could borrow.
Well, my dears, skis aren't like golf
balls. The real ski addict has his
skis specially fitted to his foot, and
he babies them like violin virtuoso
babies his Stradivarius. So when
you ask the boy friend if you may
borrow his skis for try at the game,
YOU are asking a great deal of him.
He may loan them to you, but after
ward. when he is working with
screWdriver and muscle to readjust
them to his own feet again. he will
begin to wish he had never met
you.
It's best to have your own, or use
none. Borrow mans skis and you
may break his heart and your own
leg at the same time. JEAN.
Evening star., 1941-01-24
Simple Homemade Candies Perfect Energy
Susan
Be Smooth!
Bv Nell Giles.

Even with rigid soap and water
cleansing and the additional pore
cleansing of cream or liquids, your
skin is most likely to develop black
heads, which are the hardened Sc
Cretions of oil and dirt In your
pores. OF all complexion faults,
blackheads are the most common
and the most unattractive.
Therefore, most SuSans have de-
veloped the picking habit" a
15-minute session in front of the
bathroom mirror every night, goug-
ing and punching at nose and chin
to dislodge the dirt. Picking out
blackheadS never entirely removes
them. You have only pincheG CT
the top. and in doing thi, have
bruised thousands Of tender skin
cells, some perhaps permanently.
You have further enlarged and
toughened the area of skin cells
which produced these blackheads,
and tomorrow night you have this
TO do all over again.
There is one further bad effect
from picking blackheads which has
to do with the mind, not the face.
We have noticed that Susan in her
blackhead session is Susan in a
daydream. Break yourself right
now Of the daydream poison. Sub
Stitute action for dreaming and
you'll find those wandering thoughts
coming true. This psychology is not
too deep for you: we know that
you understand exactly what We
mean.
And so, for this psychological
reason which, we are sure,
would bewilder the manufacturers
we recommend a better way
to remove blackheads. There are
any number of masks on the mar
ket, compounded Of stimulating
herbs and fuller's earth, which Will
pull the blackheads right out.
There are also grains and meal,
which you can rub in" YOUR skin
and out again. Any of these dozen
products are safe and successful;
they are all fun TO apply (which
will encourage you 10 use them :.
and any one of them will eliminate
the dangerous picking and punch
ing habit and viii substitute a def
mite act for a state of dreaming.
In the four or five minutes it takes
the cream TO dry on your face
actually you'll need it just where
the blackheads are you'll have
a chance to go on with your dress
ing or undressing, as the case may
be.
We do not believe in heavy pow
der foundations for young skins.
We believe that these foundations
teach you 10 cover up skin faults
rather than to cure them. If your
nose gets red and shiny, add more
fruit and fresh vegetables to your
diet and improve your circulation
by walking and exercise. If your
chin is pimply, cut out the sweets
and chocolate in your diet
don't cover up the pimples and con-
tinue to do the very thing which
makes more pimples. Get your
skin to the scrubbed, dewy look
by legitimate means.
TomorroW-MAKE GOOD
FOUNDATION.
Evening star., 1941-01-24
Dorothy Dix Says ~~>
Women of Today Have More Fun
Than Did Their Grandmothers

cause If she left her husband she
had nowhere to go. She had to
stand him, whether she lost her
taste for him or not.
And there were no alleviations of
matrim0ny then, as there are now
Unhappily married ladies couldnt
slip the yoke that let the CALLED
places heal by taking a trip. Nor
could they go in for causes and be-
long to clubs. or substitute other
pleasures for the lack of pleasure at
home.
So it is no wonder that grandma
was called a settled married wom-
an al 20. and that by the time she
was 40 she was an old woman.
Of course. the woman of today
has her troubles, but, compared with
grandmother. she leads a life of al
most hilarious JOY. The world is
hers and she Is free to take her
share Of the pleasures and perqui-
sites and emoluments of it.
Every occupation is open to her
and she can know the greatest thrill
that ever comes to any human be-
ing, that of independence. of know
ing that she can stand on her own
feet and support herself.
Perhaps the modern woman does
work too hard and play too hard.
Perhaps with having gotten the
right to earn her own living. she has
the necessity to do it. Perhaps she
has cares and anXieties that grand
mother never knew and lacks the
peace that grandmother called hap
plness. But she has a life that
tingles with excitement and thrills,
and she has lots of fun
DOROTHY DIX.
Evening star., 1941-01-24
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A few days ago We mentioned
that you might make a standing
appointment with the barber in Or
der to assure yourself regular hair
cuts. Well. one of the fellas
writes in to offer a new suggestion.
E. Says he: "The only way to regu-
larly get into the BARRIERS chair is
to appoint a guardian. 1t will prob
ably be your wife or best girl who'll
undertake to tell you frankly when
you begin to look shaggy. She'll
probably be glad of the chance;
then you must willingly and prompt
ly take the leap"
The idea sounds like a good one
to us, and it can work both ways.
Maybe the ladies will not only in
sist upon the reluctant mans hair
cut but will also discourage the
clipper fiend who's always getting
his tresses trimmed when they don't
need IT,.