The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-05-20


 herring to Goering Doug Hrtz told about the time when Fatzo was summoned to Hitler's private chambers to explain the loss of 20 Messerschmltts in a ingle nights raid Hitler wa nervously bit- ing the tips of his paws and moan ing over the sour news This disconnected Hermann "Why are you so worried over 20 planesp" he said. After all, we still have many more than they" Hit Ter flew into tantrum "You fool!" he screamed. Cant you see disaster ahead? At this rate we'll soon outnumber them only five to one"!
 Memo to Pulitzer Prize Losers: Tn 1883 "Tobacco Road" now in its 9th year, could not have won the Pulitzer ribbon for being the best play because 1t was a dramatlza- ton of an Erskine Caldwell novel In 1884, the Pulitzer play prize went to "The Old Maid"--a dalna- tization of @ novel.
 Clarke Robinson has been squiring a couple of British sailors about town. Took them to the Polo Grunds, the Stadium, Radio City Music Hall. Jamaics. racetrack and several night clubs, winding Up on the 65th floor at the Rainbow room Later they went onto the bal- cony and looked over New York City by night from the 18th stry- a magnificent sight Robinson asked them what impressed and awed them most.
 T dunno" said one of them. T think should say what awed me most was the way you serve tea in those wee bags"
 Joe Reichman, the band man, was caught in the subway rush and was pushed around with the rest of the crowd. He happened to shove ail- other customer as he tried to leave the car. Annoyed, the other groaned: "Say-just who do you think you are pushlng?'
 How many guesses do get?" was the teaser.
 Some unr1lly patrons, probably in on a pass, were being difficult at MT. and Mrs. North" the hit, the other performance.
 A disturbed customer sarcastically observed: You can see by their manners that they are all a bunch of regular first-nighters."
 "Seems to me-" said M. Gale "that It's the first night they've ever seen e show"
 Roland Browns reminder to all Hollywood celebs (who get big heads) in the current heat wave ir Hollywood: Tn weather like this don't forget--the cooling system gets tEc biggest billing!"
 The Japs literally kicked Wilfrid F.eisher, Herald Trib correspondent out of Tokyo several months ago Yet, in his mail the other day came a formal invitation from tht director oi the Japanese 1nstitue fl New York-to sip tea at Rockefel' Ter Center "in honor of the returned residents of Japan" (Note to that Institute: Tho little man who wasn' there was Wilfrid)
 Managing editor Karl A. Rope sky of Radio News relays this radio slanguage When the weak kit ten lets out a fish fbrom the coffee grinder--thls is an air-sick radit operator who Is letting out his an. tenna Sometimes the static. bender gets the antenna-bl 1. e the radio operator had bad recep. ton .. This may be due to a bun, flipper, or because he failed to ado some denatured gin to the battery (he sent his signal badly and his battery was low In water) =. '. The bane of the radio air waves, 1T case you hadn't heard, Is a dit. happy static-bender. In plair American, a radio operator wht talks too much.
 Hess must have felt right ct hornt landing on that Scottish farm wltt