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Broad,oay Alien No. 81
HE DIDN'T BRING ito that the
got pcture when registered for the draft He considered
to advertise his patriotism He
doesn't pride ability kite check To him kite is
something back yard from the roof He
attributes your success to ability
never Rock their undressing from
window press the Not because he is
.ny sissy or vhoops wouldn't like
other pepne The circles which he mixes
square He doesn't need night club m c.
to put needs the badly be
caught any place i'll work. To
him a sucker is louypop.
HE DOESN'T KNOW what it means o him
bun is something you morning your breakfast He
has Broadway 4eth Street.
show off by talking back to the actors like
People who do that he thinks moecies
ETC. psychaist for sort Of trouble
complex broken heart the ts When he has
broken you life nothing mend but the
gal stepped it, He doesn't know what schizo
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HE'S NEVER any Fifth shoe salesman
who acts like the second play by Behrman
once made him make Of
when she him along Broadway He really feels sorry
wonders why doctor doesn't help something
tell the difference between Iadi.aus rodo Lsd
sparkle his eye from sleeping hoursnot from murine
HE'S NEVER HAD trouble getting date with his girl the
Fancho Tone got into town He has no idea why many new
50 many people are home and staying
they got no heaters last year when stayed cold 50 long
already at popular prices in his home town weeks before 1T
He thinks individual has right to himself and need not be an
s. available sounding '0'o '0 ms '0''' empty ana '''"
the latest
addition The Hit Parade He prefers the oveness of the
original words He Just can't imagine anybody improving Jerome
Kern him the word character description OF
ss weren't ordered by the yard his
backed night club because he liked being with
eert.n playing stage and saTouna y.p He
enough stuff together to do profile series on him.
HE DOESN'T HAVE ralst.ffian imagination that coors the
simplest thing that happens to him into modramac adventure
says one these days a ,n going a Of the
You his the years Ten Best Dressed Men
perfume had punch
the eye he says this motto Never Fool Around n
bet II from door.
MISSES THE WORLDS FAIR. stood his
head shown off in the Met Opera House or any gets gets
dime for dinner nickel for lunch and his hat for breakfast
Sunday
Hes never married Peggy even He doesn't resent
he recognize. wen known man or woman in public acting like
when clergyman rabbi approaches and when
Bernie tells Joke
give a his subway or
only got registration
He doesn't send wsecrsks under his name that he read
Broadway windows The only he
these times crczes the or the
tends that whatever his country does all snt with III ne
big shot tries escape the aes OF the curious in puohe under
Standard doesn't echo the criticism of the heckers
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY disagees his political
a a
When George NJ
cohan Irving Berlin like them makes him take deep
beathn he will and
thinks Of asking for He sUss to the donna
the thus avoid Of Ill feeling He doesn't advertise
Broadway lot of other
things but down they prefer call their heartshey
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