Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1941-04-24

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group working together. 1t
seems a fellow died and went
TO heaven. He saw a group of
thin, emaciated individuals all
standing around a table center
ed with a large bowl of por-
ridge. On their elbows spoons
were tied in such a manner that
it was impossible for them to
partake of the food. Wander
ing around he found another
group in the same kind of fix
but they had a well-fed ap-
pearance and were happy and
contented. Upon asking some
one what was the reason for
the difference in the groups, he
was told: "Well you see-over
here we have learned to- feed
each other" And no doubt that
is the reason the citizens of
Newark are going to benefit by
new life-saving Resuscitator
through the efforts of the Safe
ty council.
We were asked lately how our
seven-toed Tomcat was coming
and whether the climate here
agreed with him as we'll as that
in Nebraska. All we can say
is that mouse or a rat don't
dare come near the place. Other
cats make a wide circle-but we
wish he would find out just how
much use he could really put
those extra claws to and keep
the dogs out of our garden.
Perhaps we should not have
named him Ferdinand.
The new Mrs. Gene Fournace
had me worried one time recent
ly because of a little squib in
this column about her husband
to-be. Since they are going to
trod the rough road of life hap
PLY together, we guess she must
have forgiven him-and / hope
me. At any rate / wish them a
lot of happiness and say, Gene
since you've joined the ranks
of the benedicts you will have
the same protection in this
column as the rest of the mar
ried men.
When Thomas 7. Donnellv
started to talk to the audience
attending the dedication cere-
mony of the Labor hall last Sun
day he stated it would be a good
idea to have a canned" speech
for such occasions, but since he
did not he would do the best he
could. 1t is remarkable what
Donnelly's "best" is. His talk
resolved itself in a series of rem
iniscenses of the forward strides
Labor has made in Newark, fire.
quently calling to mind incidents
which had even slipped the men,
ory of localities.
1t was a pleasure, we are sure,
to the building committee of the
new Labor hall, to hear the ex-
pressions of surprise and con-
gratulatory remarks of those
visiting the hall during open
house last Sunday.
Leo Reichert was so fascinat-
ed with his new office quarters
on the second floor of the hall
that he slipped down to admire
the premises during the pro-
gram. 1t was necessary to send
a messenger after him so he
could perform at the piano for
the closing song.
We did not know that Bob
Evans of May-Fiebeger was a
public speaker. But give him
a subject he is interested in
and he goes to town. Such was
the case at the dinner meeting
of the Newark Industrial Safe
ty council Monday night. Bob
was interested in the purchase
of a Resuscitator, and he and
the rest of the members got the
job done, too.
AL Krebs who is building his
share of new homes in Newark
this year sat across the table
from Emerson Fishbaugh, E. E.
Baker and Mr.. and Mrs. yours
truly at the C. of C. banquet the
other night. AL claimed the only
reason bunch of Laborites like
the aforementioned would be at
a dinner of that sort was to
share in the favors given by the
industrialists. Perhaps you're
right Al-at least the Mrs. now
has ash trays for the bridge
table, oil for the sewing machine,
and golf tees to use on chair
seats instead of tacks.
Clyde Kimball, barber on
Granville road is now in the
height of his glory. Clyde recent
ly purchased a cottage near the
park at Buckeye Lake and can
take his constitutional drive back
and forth to work. The rest of
his free time he plans to spend
enjoying himself on the lake,
trying to land the big ones.