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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05

"Oh," said Pillington. do you
mean the mountains Yes. mo-
lasses, they are always there.
They are eternal, immutabIe.
Aren't they magnificent"
Are you sure they will never
go away, Pilly:" she asked.
Dead sure, sorghum" he re-
piled. "You can bet on it,"
"And can't you ever see be-
hind them" she inquired.
mo, syrup" he said. "Not
unless you 20 around them or
on top of them. Aren't they
gorgeous"
"PiIly," she declared. I'm go
ing home. I'm going back to
Dade County. 1 love you with
all my heart and soul, Pilly, but
I've got to he where l can see
behind things"
60 SHE returned to Florida
~ and filed suit for divorce. the
court granting it in few sec
ondS less than the record for a
speedy divorce in Florida She
was also awarded ample ali
mony, because il appears that
her once clear vision was inn
paired TO such an extent from
trying to look through the noun
tains 70 see what was behind
them that she has had TO wear
spectacleS ever since.
The record divorce was the
one that was granted by teIe-
phone when the plaintiff.
Florida fellow, who had married
a California girl and taken her
10 Dade County 10 live. called
up the Judge one Winter and
said that his wife had had her
self photographed in a fur-lined
parka and with a pair Of skis on
her back and sent the pictures
to California friends inscribed /.
Wish / was there"
Copyright. 1871. King Features Synd.. Int
Distributed by International News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05
They Loved Each Other,
But Still Got Divorce
BY DAMON RUNYON

4 BROADWAY columns t
states the chief cause of the
parting of a prominent couple
is the fact that the gentleman is
passionately devoted to Florida
and the lady adores California
and that while they love each
other dearly they are unable to
reconcile this geographical diff
ference of opinion.
We happen TO know the
couple in question and we also
happen to know that the above
statement is true, but we see
nothing unusual in the situation.
1t merely bears out what we
have always said. that Floridans
and Californians should not
intermarry unless they can
mutually agree on living in
neutral state. .
Thus their children, if any,
will not grow up in the at
mosphere of discord that neces-
Sarily surrounds matrimony in
volving residents of these states
if they try to live together in
one or the other. We have
seen il tried time and again and
it simply does not work out.
4 FEELING of martyrdom
"a invariably crops up in the
party to the marriage who made
the sacrifice and it is not long
before hot words are being
banded back and forth.
have a friend Out in Cali
fornia who went down into Dade
County, Florida, a couple of
years ago and there, with the
good luck inherent in Cali
fornians acquired as a wife one
of the fairest flowers of Florida
womanhood. We mean she was
a lily. She was small and as
dellcately nodded as a rare bit
of Dresden china. She had the
true Florida complexion and all
the charm and all the graces
characteristic of a daughter of
the big peninsula. She was ell
right.
NATURALLY. we reJolced IN
~ our friends splendid fortune
though we felt vague premonl-
ton of disaster when the bride
announced that they were going
TO live i'm California because
Pilly (hiS name was Pillington),
made a good living out there but
that she did not see why he
could not make a better living in
Florida if he was half the man
he claimed.
Well. anyway. the happy hus-
band took his bride to Pasadena.
a lovely little city, indeed, and
installed her in a neat bungalow
and for some months everything
was very nice. They billed and
cooed and otherwise carried on
as true lovers should and there
seemed nary a cloud in their
sky.
Then the husband commenced
noticing that his bride had a
habit Of staring at the hump
backed horizon of that locale for
hours on end with a most dis
consulate expression and finally
one day she said TO him:
"PiHy." she said. "are those
things always there ."
What things. sugar." he
asked.
Those high things she said.
Those big Jumps OF dirt"
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05
OEfR0ITsa8gTnNES

Published every Week Day Evening and
Sunday Morning by The Times Publishin.
Company at 1925 Times square. Detroit
Mich.
Entered at Detroit. Mich, as Second Class
Mail Matter
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY
July s. 1910

Americas warning 10 keep
hands OFF, the Western Hem
isphere is rejected by the Reich
as pointless.
France ends relations with
Britain over attack on her fleet
at Oran, Algeria. and seizure of
French ships elsewhere.
British dive-bombers sink five
German U-boats off the English
coast.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05
25 YEARS AGO TO-DAY

French advance along a seven
mile front: reach outskirts of
Peronne and cut railway lead
ing TO ChaulneS.
Russians flank AuStrians and
rout forces south of Dniester.
Turks claim they recaptured
kermanShah, say their forces
are gaining along the Caucasus
front.
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500 Eberwhite boulevard
Ann Arbor. Mich.
Quiz Answers

Red, daring; white, purity;
blue, justice.
False. The Army War Col
lege is al Washington. ID. c.;
that of the navy is at New
port. r. /.
about $4,000.
4-BoatSwain.
5-Continental Divide, or the
Rocky Mountains.
6-All. with the exception Of
four candidates from the
Philippines.
Z Boat. The Great Australian
Blight is body Of water
of the southern Australian
shoreline.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05
BAERING DOWN ON LIE NEWS:
= NHH y ora Afh
BY ARTHUR BUGS" BAER

When a boy another fellow got o hold a shoot
ing cracker my while he touched off with piece
of punk.
That 40 years ago but l still powder smell
punk
After od-fashoned Fourth YOU wouldn't know your
chum for sticking plaster and baudage Every boy in the
neghborhood a turban made Of antseptic gauze.
remember two boys fighting duel with 12baI Roman
candles PAGES boy strikes and three balls
on Chinese laundry with the door open
He groovcd next burned up every shirt the
neghborhood Yessir always believed celebrating free
dom by doing five days in Jail.
b. IhtsrasuonsI
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05

DLATO said;
L There is no hope for states
until philosophers are rulers, or
rulers are philosophers"
Mr. Baruch is the ruler of an
impressive financial domain. and
he was one Of the most impor-
tant of our rulers in the World
War days.
He always has been philoso-
pher. a facile, prolific and sound
writer and. incidentally. the
holder Of the golden key of Phi
Beta Kappa, which he CLEANED at
the College of the City of New
York in 1889 He is also the
holder OF six honorary college
degrees.
As a philosopher, he is a prag-
matiSt viii II work ," That's
his main idea He came TO New
York from South Carolina,
where his father Or. Simon Ba-
ruch gained national fame as a
surgeon and health authority,
later pioneering and building up
our Saratoga Spa.
Tall. alfable. white-thatched,
Mr. Baruch is standing by. will
ing and eager TO help in our
crisis.
LIE DISCLOSED this ever.
IL present willingness in Janu.
airy. 1899 when he rendered the
army $4,000 600 of his own funds
20 meet an emergency.
II was not needed as a change
in an appropriation bill supplied
the lack.
Mr. Baruch might be given in
diligence for a bit of rancor II
his book II isn't there.
lie says i'm his book.
Whatever organization al
plan may he adopted for indus
trial mobilization. I know al
Americans will join in endeav
Oring to make II n success. Ther'
must be no holding back ar sulk
ing because We do not approve q
this or that particular plan ol
the personalities involved"
lCopyughi. 1891. King Features synd, II
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-07-05
Japs lie ad
Us in Usinq
Wise Men
Statesman Out Of Office
Becomes Adviser
By EDWIN c. HILL

THE Japanese are one up on
- Us when IT comes Ia making
the best use of their wise and
experienced men.
a man may be permanently
ont of public office or great az
fairs. but he becomes an elder
statesman. like the late Baron
Saionji. perhaps, always avail
able for consultation, always
needed
The Japanese believe in the
conservation and use of good
brains and seasoned experience.
We were thinking of that
when we got Bernard NJ.
Baruch's newly published book,
American Industry in the
War
1t includes his report Of the
war industries board of 1921.
and Mr. Baruchs later plans
and suggestions which make a
comprehensive roundup Of every
salient issue Of our defense ef-
fort, so far as swift effective
ness in modelling men, mate
rialS and processes is concerned.
II is a book which ought to be
gospel for any citizen who
wants TO equip himself in a
hurry with understanding and
information in the midst of gen.
eral confusion.
TT ISN'T quite bright TO allow
L Mr.. Barueh Just 10 step aside
and write book
He is 70 years old. but with
him that means merely cumula-
tive wisdom and sagacity and
no lesSening of vigor. Several
times il has seemed that the
proven master of hurry-up pre-
paredncSs would be in some key
spot in the emergency defense
lineup. but he isn't.
Ii is 10 be hoped that, as
substitute for his daily counsel
and leadership. the men in the
chart room at Washington will
read, mark, learn and inwardly
digest" his encyclopedia study
of war urgencies and their solu-
tons.
We may be sure the canny
Japanese, as we Were saving,
probably would be pumping him
dry.
Mr.. BaruCh. multimillionaire,
philosopher and humanitarian.
calls himself a speculator, and
frankly defines the speculative
attitude as one of fact-findng
and detachment, without pre-
conceived ideas or emotional
commitments.
LIE HAS been a Democrat in
IL politics. but never a bitter
partisan. and he has been the
adviser to six presidents.
He has been a frequent WISH
tor TO Europe in recent years,
and many times he has given
us an accurate. if ominous fore
cast of what was coming there.
He has called himself dag
nostlcian, and obviously. as such,
never becomes emotionally in
Volved in any of his clinical or
therapeutic appraiSalS.
Never before in all its history
did this country need men like
that, with leadership handcuffed
10 a party, a passion or preju-
dice.
And for many years. Mr.. Ba-
ruch has been ding-donging a
warning that there was trouble
ahead and that we had better be
modifying all our preparedness
of resources. Such was his re-
- f9eatea urging 5iH4gg turned
from his European trips.
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subscription rates Gin advanceD by mail
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Connolly Answers

la England; (b) Italy; (c)
Russia.
2-fa) San Francisco: (b)
Washington: tc) Buffalo.
3--ta) Faux pas: (b) au revoir;
(c) bon voyage
la Phoebus. Apollo: fb).
Morpheus; (c) Hymcn.
5 faD Metal; tb) wine: tc)
gun.
6 (a Horology; tb) pyrology:
(c) genealogy.
la Socrates; (b) Ben JON
son; (c) John Audubon.
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
Fans Pick SoftbaN Stars
Tonight For July Fourth
Battle With City Champs

Key damondba tonight Bayview Park
weekend will AStar
the Fourth of tilt with the City Champion Peppers Plumbers
Plumbers eligible post the squad and chance
at the champions on the night of the Fourth.
may their the ballot printed The
Citizen ballots viii be distributed tonight Bayvew All
ballots by Monday League President
Manuel Albuy chairman of the
Monday
Eligible players follow:
PTTCHERS-Lno Castro NavSta Castro Dewitt Roberts
Burke Barbers Simmons Wood Almeda and Early
Army; Gonzalez and Cohil, Navy.
CATCHERS-Eddie George Nodine Kizziah Army
Kki Hopkins BARRIERS Ashouse Navsta Hunnng
Phil Navy.
FIRST BASEMEN-Juio Barcelo NavSta Kermit Kerr Bar
bers; Saunders, Army; Violet, Navy.
SECOND Observation-Disclosures, NavSta: pete White and A.
Walker, Army; Ralph Arnold, Barbers Sails Navy.
SHORTSTOPS- Navarro BARRIERS Poret Navy; H
THIRD BASEMEN-Esmond Albury, BARRIERS; Guy Johnson
Navy; Phillip Baker, NavSta; Assaf Army.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Duggar, Francis Delaney
NavSta; Kiems, Navy; Arthur Thompson BARRIERS.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Wells NavSa Simms and Nc
Ardle, Army Melvin Tynes, Barbers Praher, Navy.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Sands and Armando Gutierrez
NavSta; ormond Cordova BARRIERS: Wye Army Phil Navy
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Boswell Army; Lee Navy.
Joe Russell BARRIERS; Gabriel Garcia and G. Abury NavSta
MANAGERS-Paul Albury, BARRIERS: Bob Reid NavSa Lieut.
Russell Prkle Army; Guy Johnson, Navy.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
SOFTBALL TWIN
BILL TONIGHT
MANAGERS AND OFFICIALS
STUDYING PLANS FOR
2ND-HALF SEASON

Peppers Plumbers. winners of
the city diamondban leagues
1941 first-half schedule IN three
straight victories over the Nav
Stas and defending champions,
pair off tonight against Navy in
an exhibition at Bayview Park.
With Army tackling the Nav
Stas in the first game of the
doubleheader, tonight's perform
ance will be the first of two sets
of exhibitions before the second
half season of exhibitions before
the second-half season is begun,
probably the second week of
July
League officials and managers
tonight will decide when they
will meet to perfect plans for
the second-half. A session last
night in City Hall did not pro-
duce any concrete suggestion and
was ordered recessed until next
week.
Two more exhibitions will be
played Monday night and the
ALL Star-Plumber tilt is sched-
hed for the Fourth of July. This
leaves only Wednesday open for
games next week and it is UNI
likely the bottom end of the 1941
split-schedule will begin that
night. .ss.
Sawyer's BARRIERS, with Paul
Albury as their manager, will re-
enter the league when the new
season gets underway, it was an
nounced last night. Albury,
chairman of the city-county rec
reation committee, replaces Theo-
dore Albury, who has retired.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
~. ~
JAVELIN OR BALL,
FLICK OF WRIST
DOES THE TRICK
tBy Associated Press,

LINCOLN. Neb.. June az
Did you know a baseball
pitcher and iavelin throw
er have a LOT in common?
Here's what Herb Grote.
University of Nebraska jun
ior and Big Six javelin
champion, has 10 say about
it:
Both need a good warmup
before going into action and
both depend a LOT on wrist
motion.
Grote lakes a real long
warmup. a couple of hours
if he can work If in. then:
Wrist action. that's what
counts. The proper flick
and snap of the wrist at the
right time - that's what
makes a good curve ball. I
Try 10 get that same whip
of the wrist in my throws
with the iavelin.
When fire the spear. I
am not throwing for any OBJ
ject I have placed al a dist
ance ! think / should reach.
Instead. I hang up an imag-
mary object somewhere In
the sky and aim for If.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27

YESTERDAY: MRS. MGroury
and party of friends haze flotcn
to an island of the North Caro-
lima coast to look at an old and
handsome house she may loGnt to
bug. But the plane that s1ds to
haze taken them utDdy has not re-
turned, there is storm bTetring.
and Everyone is nervous. There is
also a tangle of personal Interests
--EUe and Neil and Brett make a
triangle, and Gina, Brett and
Ham make a second and inter-
locking one. And finally. there is
sinister. as yet unexplained air
about the house and its ttco care
takers. the Jdcksons.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
Today's Horoscope

Today gives q loving and trust
full nature. which may not gain
rnuch knowledge of human weak
ncsseS. and is very liable 10 be
deceived. Il IS a feminine nature.
though capable Of considerable
power. The affections are too
warm and the passions TOO
stormy for Ssach an ircausi0ls
disposition. unless carefully con-
srullei-
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
Today's Birthdays

( Helen A. Keller of Westport,
Conn, the famed, afflicted au-
thor. born in Tuscumbia, Ala, 81
years ago.
Juan T. Trippe, president Of
Pan American Always, New
York, born in Seabright, N. j., AZ
years ago.
William T. Grant of Whining
ton, Del, noted chain store mer-
chant, born in Stevensville, Pa,
65 years ago.
DR.. Rufus B. Won Kleinsmid,
president of the University of
Chicago, noted zoologist, born in
Toronto, II years ago.
John Golden of New York,
playwright producer. born there,
OF years ago.
DR.. Heber d, Curtis, director
of the University of Michigan's
Observatory, noted astronomer.
born in Muskegon, Mich. SO
years ago.
Percy S. Straus, president OF
Mays, New York City, born in
New York, 65 years ago.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
YANKEES CLAIMED
SPOTLIGHT OF BIG
SHOW YESTERDAY
RUSSO TWIRLED oNE-HIT-
TER; DiMAcGIo PoLED AN
OTHER SAFETY AND HEN
RICH SMASHED ANOTHER
HOMER
fspeeiar to The Citizen)

NEW YORK, June 2.-Marlus
Russo, stealing the spotlight
from teammate Joe DiMaggio
and Bob Teller, yesterday after
noon kept the New York Yam
KEGS out front in the American
league with his. masterful one
hit pitching job against the St.
Louis Browns. For six innings,
Russo set down the Brownies
with nary a hit. George Nc
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
DODGERS TIE REDBIRDS
FOR N. L. LEADERSHIP
tspeeIal to The Citizenl

Especial 90 The CIlI1eHI
NEW YORK. June 27.-Tak-
ing advantage of the ST. Louis
Cardinals idleness. the Brook
lyn Dodgers last night shell
lacked the Boston Braves. liz.
to rise into a tie for National
league leadership with the
Redbirds.
Seven runs in the third in
ming put the game on ice for
Brooklyn.
The night affair was the
only game in the senior cir
cult Yesterday.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
PAIR OF ACES

MARION. o., June 27.--John-
ny Rife, one OF Marion county's
leading golfers. has fired his sec
ond ace.
Both came on the l64-yard No
2 hole on the Mar-O-Dei course
here. Rife scored the first hole
in-one three years ago.
Only two other golfers have
shot aces on the course in 10
years.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
LIKES MINTED KIND
efis Associates Pressl

BLUEFIELD. w. Va, June u.
Newtown II. Clayton prefers a
defense job to gold mine.
He came here to work in a
powder plant. observing his dig
gings at Mason. Ariz., will
keep.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
SPORTS CALENDAR
BASEBALL
(MAJoR LEAGUESl

BASEBALL
lMAJoR LEAGUEsl
TODAY
American
New York at Philadelphia.
st. Louis at Detroit.
Chicago at Cleveland, night
game.
Boston at Washington.
National
Pittsburgh at Chicago.
Philadelphia at New York,
night game.
Cincinnati at St. Louis, night
game.
Boston-B Brooklyn, not schelul-
ed.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27

| McOuinn's circuit clout in the
seventh, the only score tailed
by st. Louis, spoiled his bid for
a SPOT in the Hall of Fame. The
/ Yankee southpaW pitched to only
one more than the minimum, 20,
and only eight men hit the ball
out of the infield. The two men
/ he walked were retired on dou-
/ bic plays before they reached
I second. McQuinn was the only
Brown to get past first safely.
| Joe DiMaggio, who can't stop
seeking that bali where the field
ers aren't, yesterday went hit
less until the eighth when he
poled two-bagger. The dou-
BILE ran his hitting streak to SO
straight games. only three games
| in back of the record establish
ed by George Sisler.
| Coasting behind the pitching
of Russo, the Yanks bumped the
| Brownies, Al. Tom Heinrich
smashed homer in the sixth to
bring the total of consecutive
games in which the Yankees
have hit round-trippers to 81. In
all, 35 circuit clouts have been
collected in the record-breaklng
/ home run streak.
Bob Teller mounted the hill
I for the Cleveland Indians yester-
day but the Boston Red SoS
I treated him as any ordinary
hurler. Banging his offerings
! for eight runs going into the
eighth, the Red Sox had the sat
4 isfaction of seeing the fireballeI
sent to the showers. although
\ they lost the game, 11-8. Feller
left with the count of 1913 in his
4 favor.
! Philadelphia Phillies, spanked
by Bob Johnson who knocked in
six runs, walloped the Detroit
Tigers, 8 to 4. In the first
1 inning. johnson smashed hom-
! err with two on and did the same
/ thing in the sixth.
/ Washington Senators and Chi
cago White Sox hooked up ir
another long overtime affair but
/ this time the Mats won. 81 A
single by Jimmy Bloodworth ir
the sixteenth inning after two
were down scored Buddy Lewis
with the paying marker. Edgar
Smith twirled the full game fol-
Chicago but Ken Chase, who last.
ed IL rounds for the Nationals
was replaced by Alex Carrasquel
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
SOFIBALL

tBaYview Park. Ts30 p.n.l
TONIGHT
First Game-U.S. Army VS..
NavStas.
Second Game-Pepper's Plumbt
ers VS.. us. Navy.
MONDAY NIGHT
First Game-U.S Navy VS.. Pep
per's Plumbers.
Second Game-NavStas VS..
US. Army.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27

A shiny nose Is considered
beautiful BY Eskimo women
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
NATIONAL LEAGUE
NIGHT Came

Only game scheduled.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27
STANDINGS

MAJOR BASEBALL LEAGUES
American
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27

THE men laughed ard with
I drew Julie ran after them and
opened the door. Gail L.orgiy Mac.
Ham. she shouted. He's got "a
be wrunG out. too,
Obediensly. Ham whistied and
Lordy Mae boiled through THE
door. almost apSetsing julie in his
haste.
Upstairs Gina and Eve. towel.
Inc their hair. were making sug'
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-06-27

Feller, Brown and HeFnsleys
Harris. Ryba. Diekman and PVT
lax.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-01-17
PLAN PROGRAM
FOR TOURISTS

Mrs. Eva Warner. wPA rec
reatIon director In Key West. to-
night will lead a discussion Of
tourists and city officials with
plans fer . res5tstiohal progrsrn
during the. Nlnier season, The
meeting Is Sshr<auled for 2 30
o'clcck Af HE ehambcr Of com
merce and ais visitors here have
been invited to attend.
s c Singleton. chamber Of
commerce secretary. who re-
turned TO has office today after q
three day illness. viii take part
IN the program.
Members Of the group pr0not-
ing the recreatisgnal campaign are
interested in setting Up form Of
entertainment end state orEaniza-
ton which will provide arnuse-
TTeni for winter visitors in Key
West and VIII send 10 hold them
here through the entire season