Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-06-14
BY ANTHONY RUD
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ECoLF:" beloved the huge
VI hunk of pink meat lying
on the examination table "A
sissy game. Not for me-
And choleric. over-fat Denni
Shane threw aside the sheet an
sat up. swinging immense legs al
his number twelvcs touched IN
floor.
He glsred indignation az IN
spare. white-haircd doctor
Him. let us see" said old
Doctor Van Robays. tapping the
electric StethoScope against a
thunhnail. "You are Sc wears
old. You have made n fortune
rs an electrical contractor. In
your youth you were athletic"
IL Was a good shotputter, and
pretty good boxer" said
Shane, som ew at Modified
And since then, how much
exercise have you had: Very
little"
"A man can't work IL hours
a day In an office. and do much
else" said Shane But l
haven't been drinker. This
fat Is just because I've always
liked my food"
HEART HAMMERED
"Quite." agreed The doctor
dryly. Nevertheless II is--fat.
And your heart. while sound, is
hampered by sheaths OF fascia.
Yellow fat.
IF you go along as YOU are,
YOU will die quite suddenly I'm
about four years. Perhaps less.
IL YOU care 10 add 10 or pos
sibly Is years 10 your life,
shall give YOU the prescription.
Therefore, Mr.. Shane. tell
YOU take up golf. 60 TO any
good course anywhere.
take instruction IL YOU wish.
However. play golf steadily.
little each day. until You break
100 on n course of championship
length"
yeah e"-s owled Dennis
Shane. "And what then >"
Nothing" said the old medico
placidly.
"Nha-at: Why. I--shucks.
same NJ these sissy fellas like
well. like your grandson--go
around in 10. don't they?"
$50 i understand" agreed
Van Robays, has tone slightly
more frigid.
"In my opinion IL II not so
easy to play n whole round in
20 strokes. But Of course 1
never have been an athlete. My
hobby Is skeet shooting. 500,
that was why you were not
friendly toward Bart, my grand
son, IL II:
GOOD AT GOLF
"He II good boy, and will
make name In surgery. lie
has the hands, and the eyes.
Beautiful coordination, That
is why he Is good at golf, too,
i think"
Shane's face grew redder as he
Jnned his clothes.
"MolIy Is my only kid" he
said gruffly. when she gets
serious about things. want To
ind her n real. two-fisted man.
Bart's probably all right, but
GOLF" he spat dryly.
"Heck. doc. I'm going 10 take
your prescription. like life,
and YOU know your apples. I'm
going out and break 100, " II
takes me two whole weeks"
1.-TWO weeks" echoed the doc
tor with a brief laugh. my
dear sir. YOU have never played
single game of golf: Well
then II you bring me certified
score card within two months,
showing that you have broken
100, I shall be pleased to eat
the card"
you've made bet, doc :"
said Shane grllnly Vow.
how do I 60 about getting the
shiny sticks they use" Can l
rent 'em ."
A thought had crossed the mnC
Of the physician, bringing th'
wrath of a smile.
do YOU know" he said, I've
always intended 10 take up golf
for my old age. Now I am work
ing less, and taking some days
off.
How would you like 10 have
me get guest cards for my
grandsOn's club-that's Burning
Bush. out on long Island, we
can 20 In INV car--for tomor-
row morning: This afternoon
we might 60 To a sports shop
and see about - or - Skinny
sticks"
MAKE BETS
"Why, doc. that sound fine.
You never played at all. either?
Well, we'll. Pretty. old 10 start
aren't you. even a sissy game
like golf:"
I'm H." smiled tho physician.
but I think j can get round
all right. Maybe may even
beat you"
Huh, IL you do I'll eat the
whole dang bag Of clubs {"
growlcd Chane instantly behg-
erent want 10 make n small
bet ."
"All right. Well bet S. on