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The Ypsilanti daily press. (Ypsilanti, Mich.) 1928-1962, 1941-02-19
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SAVE UP 10 $40 on a brand new
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Business and office equipment
TYPEW all makes. sold.
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A Cleaner Burning
SOFT COAL
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Ideal Special

A lower freight rate than other
Goals OF comparable quality makes
this low price possible. A cleaner
burning SOFT coal.
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Business Services

Business Services Offered
MOTORS-repairs, rewlnds. Electric
Motor Shop. 10 S. Huron.
Don WILSON-moved from rs z.
Cross st. 10 SO r. Crosse Phone
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Kenmore 800 :. state, Ann Arbor.
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Announcements
Announcements

Announcements
DANCE-At Cherry Hin Hall Fri.
Feb. 81 given by lzaAk Walton
League. Everybody Welcome.
Gents 50c--ladies free.
AUCTION SALE sat Feb. % at
ia Miles. / p. m. sharp. Mrs. VIM.
Franklin. Prop. Leaving for Calf
fornia. VIII sell az Public Auc-
tion Westinghouse range. electric
time clock. davenport and chair.
settee and chair. piano. lamp.
rockers. xxi. rug. sxiO rug, oak
dining suite, iron beds. springs. in
ner spring mattress. dressers, Air
Wsv vacuum sweeper, MAYTAG
washer, White sewing machine.
lawn mower. bench vice, small
tools. dishes. cans and other artic-
les too numerous 20 mention in
case OF bad weather sale will he
inside. Terms cash. Milford Os-
burn. Auctioneer.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
As+or's Shir+front Bulge
Marks Him as Virtual Boor
BY DAMON RUNYON

this country by way Of London
in 1888 with seven flutes as
merchandise.
He soon saw the opportunities
in fur trading with the Indians.
so he. got rid of his flutes and
went in for furs, and every time
he could spare a little beesom he
stuck it in New York real es-
tate.
He has come down 10 Us as
frugal fellow who went bare
foot in Summer, possibly be-
cause he liked the feel Of the
soil between his toes and pos
sibly because ne wanted 10 save
shoe leather. and thus we may
have the explanation of the cur
rent Mr.. John Jacob Astors
practice.
Those things sometimes skip
several generations II may not
be anything 10 criticize, but the
example. we think, is bad. is
commerS are apt 10 be cued by
the azure corpuSclcd DlokeS'
MISS BRENDA FRAZIER, or
vi some other society pretty,
once took off her shoes in a
cafe. and what did we have?
We had DANES running through
the night traps of New York in
their Stockinged feet by pla-
toonS, and the effect was not only
unsightly. but II enabled them
TO sneak up on fellows who dad
not want to see them.
A general vogue of Mr.. John
Jacob Astor's practice would be
bad for the cafe business, in our
opinion. hecads- sorT1G' senile7
men arc not so meticulouS as
others in the matter of regular
ity in changing their socks
Copyright. 1871, King Features synd' Inc
Distributed by international News Service
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
Connolly Answers

la Tourist, nomad. fugitive:
(b) ancestor. sire. progenitor;
CO. doddering. decrepit, anti
quated, ancient.
2-ta4- Wrath [bl father. (c)
me.
3-(a) Dry ice; (b) energy; (c)
a charlatan.
f-ta Sinclair Lewis; OBJ Edna
Ferber; (c) Don Marquis.
5-Ca1 Cocoons Of caterpillar
which feeds upon mulberry
leaves; (b) from rock called
gypsum; (c) mostly copper.
6-(a) Beatrice: (b) Christian:
tc) Mcphistopheles.
la Neck scarf; OBJ knitted
jacket; (c) garment for
clergy.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20

dog unless it attracted 500 people.
He said if 500 people there if the Jog
bit the
Well there were 100000 people in Central Park Sunday
for the II Am American" Day
Even though every hen lays different sized egg,
looks like Americans have agreed preparedness The
United long time get started because
big You know little fellow will be swimming when big
fellow is still wading.
never 100000 people before meeting. They
all agreed that America pretty nice place live That's
unanimous rain in Pago Page.
Now the step in defense is to classify the
striking unions working unions.
All know about the present conditions is that will
get well you picket.
Well guess you're glad that I'm off Rudolf Hess after
week Of bad gags However just close that incl
with Hess singing IL better have luwafed than
to have uft at all
that closes the which in my opinion is hess
Of another color and a dead that
P. S-You VIII have TO for that Hess gag but
! like my lufwafes well done.
Distributed by Inisrnstona.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
25 YEARS AGO TODAY
May 20, 1916

Series of terrific German
assaults al Dead Mans Hill win
part of advanced trenches; Ber-
lin claims big gains.
Shake-up reported in German
cabinet: Kaiser returns 10 Ber-
lin from headquarters.
Swiss President declares army
Is ready TO resist invasion.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
Quiz Answers

Victory, palm; peace elips
sturdincss. oak.
2-Watchman.
3--Horse gear.
A-Plaits arc fiat folds in cloth,
which. in the case OF plaid,
is of tartan design.
5-Portuguese.
6-True.
Japan.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
CYRIL Is. DUNCAN,
EOS Grand avenue east,
Highland Park.

TO THE EDITOR:
TIiE President promised the
IfarheYs and mothers oftAniGt-
lea that ne would keep their
sons from going 10 war
How far will they allow Hit
Ter TO 60 before they release the
President from his promise?
Suppose the President again
guaranteed them that come
what may America would not
be allowed TO defend her free
dom outside the three-mile limit
and about that time Hitler de-
cided 10 sink all boats going
from or coming TO America?
Would somebody howl?
Furthermore. for example, say
that Hitler became master Of
all Europe so that he could con-
troll prices. Where do you think
we could get such needed
articles as tin. rubber, tea. and
n host of other commodities al
prices we could afford?
No doubt a Hitler victory
would see a large number of
so-called Americans sailing back
TO Europe to enjoy the fruits
of somebody elSe's victory and
hard work.
Then these President, save
my boy" parents would be out
to scalp him for keeping his
promise.
The loss of every family's
freedom in Europe means moth
ing TO them. They are selfish
10 the last degree. America is
out 10 free all humankind or
60 down trying and don't Let
any one tell you different, other
wise We should be betraying
America and the world al large
WM FISHER,
p.I- II,Ilnor aNonuC
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20

THROUGH our Only contact
4 with the upper crust, which
is the soignc Mr.. Maury Paul's
CCholly Knickerbocker0 Soci-
ETY. column, we learn of the
most deplorable didoeS on the
part Of one OF our American
bluebloodS. But let Mr.. Paul
tell il in his own language:
THAT was rather a nasty
scene John Jacob Aston and
press camerman INDUCED in the
other night in a fashionable
cafe. When a camera was
pointed in his direction. the
rOtund Jack threatened dire
things II the night-club snap
shot artist clicked his lens. One
word led to another, and Jack
Astor made some remarks an
Aston shouldn't make.
Owing To his refusing tn
wear carriers with his evening
clothes, slipping off his evening,
pumps while dining and having
dress jcwelry that permits his
stin-bosom shirts To bulge open,
Jack il Il target for cameras
when he is out on the town at
night.
"He has seen some rather 'un-
usual CMr. Paul is the one for
quotation marks shots Of him
self in print and as result has
become 'touchy' about press
cameras. But his remarks were,
10 say the least. uncalled for.
And certainly un-Astorish."
WE ARE somewhat surprised
w as MI. Paul's reIraint N.
connection with tins incident,
with reference 10 the
bullying shirt bosom.
A man born TO the society
purple like this Mr.. John Aston
certainly owes neatly an
Chored shirt to his class.
We have seen Mr. Paul eye
our own disjointed dickey with,
some petulance on those oc-
casions when We have CHANGED
10 meet under circumstances
that called for the thirteen-and-
odd. but he was Away chart
table enough 10 remove his gaze
when he saw that We were en-
barrassed, and, of course. nc
realized that he could scarcely
expect anything different from a
clod
But an Aston is something
else again. a Runyon is lucky
TO have any shirt at all and If
the bosom bulgcS little II IS
only fair TO overlook il as
matter of crude upbringing and
lack of hair on the chest be-
meath TO which TO tic IT.
But an Aston with a bullying
shirt front is well nigh UNI
thinkable.
Never mind the un-AstoriSh
language Mr.. Paul mentions.
Concentrate on the bullying shirt
front. Here we have evidence
of a shirt bosom renegade TO
society.
This Mr.. John Jacob Astor is
clearly a fellow.
WE MUST say, however, that
W. we are disposed 10 view his
practice of taking Off his eve
ming slippers while dining with
less acidity than Mr.. Paul be-
cause we have given COnSidcra-
ton TO the possible influences
of hercditN ~
II is conceivable that this Mr..
John Jacob Aston IS a plumb
throwback TO the first of that
name and line. Johann Jakob
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20

THE manufacturers sales tax which has proved highly
l productive of revenue in Canada and elsewhere will
enable the citizen all times where he stands
1t in effect constitutes for taxpayers pay you CO.
system. They pay the at the very time they make
current purchases
On the other hand the existing and proposed normal
income and doubts and uncertain
ties in the public mind
The citizen Garner will be expected to pay taxes in
1912 his current 1941 income and this means that he
should be currently laying aside of
amount in order to meet this tax liability.
In addition to clarity and ready coectbty the sales
tax has the merit of being visible tax which makes the
citizen aware of the cost of government.
NPENDTHR1FT politicians, therefore, inclined to
- shun this tetae preferrng to hide imposts in the
selling price of goods sold to the public by corporations
In the final analysis, despite the camoufage of tax
forms all partake of the of sales taxes since
producers and sellers of goods and services must recoup
tax liabilities and other elements of cost in the selling
prices of their products.
But the subtle hidden and contingent forms of
confusion and add to the hazards and
tainties of producing and distributing wealth.
Additional taxes in any form will be defationary
force of great magnitude and will for time at least tend
to offset the nfationary implications of chronic deficit
financing by the federal government.
IN SPITE of political prejudice the frantic appetite of
the treasury for and additional will lead
to inevitable search for genuinely productive taxes
and in the logical sequence of events may be expected
that the general manufacturers sales will receive
sderation. N
However Men the Hearst newspapers sponsored this
type of taxation in earlier years they contemplated IT'S
SUBSTITUTION for OTHER less satisfactory mposts
and they did advocate adding this burden all exist
ing forms of bloodletting on harassed taxpayers
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w VI. ISHtk,
25I1 Hillger avenue,
TO THE EDITOR

TO THE EDITOR:
THINK that both Senators
L Nye and Wheeler are making
false statements because they
want 10 draw more publicity in
order 10 become President next
election
JOHN LUkASIAk,
5l08 Thirty-fifth street.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
OEfRB1s#g FINES

Published every Week Day Evening and
Sunday Morning by The Times Publishing
Company at 1925 Times Square. Detroit.
Mich.
Entered at Detroit Mich, as Second-Class
Mail Matter.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
L e TT ers TO
The Editor
TO THE EDITOR:

TO THE EDITOR:
I INDBERGH is no more 70
IL blame for his ScnscIesS ut
terances than his counterpart.
the inanimatc c harley Nc
Carthy.
After his cscapadc over the
Atlantic in 1927, he was given
newspaper buildup to stlmu-
late national interest in avia-
ton
This reckless boy has now
been transformed into an oracle
with high rating OF ON
niscience and infallibility
When Captain Rickenbacker
returned from France in 1918,
he slipped quietly into civilian
life and was quickly forgotten.
He won his spurs honestly
and courageously. He is bona
fide hero of the first water.
Why do we not exploit HIM
and make him a general or
something?
Llndbergh was Setup from
the start. but not entirely TO
blame. He is merely a Stooge
for group Of tlmid and un-
Scrupulous iSoiationistS whose
activities are willfully, stupidity
or insanely pro-Nazi.
| attribute much Of our be-
wilderment 10 the confounded
buildup tactics of the news
paper fraternity. in the manu-
facture of synthetic heroes from
rnadiocro material
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
Axis France
New Enemy
Of America
Selfish Country Prepares
to STAB British in Back

(The opinions expresssd by
Westbrook Pegier are his oUn
and not necessarily those Of The
Detroit Times.)
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
8AERuNG- DOWN On T4E-NEsvS:
SsClsn Song on Hess
BY ARTHUR (BUGs) BAER

Arthur Brisbane told it wasn't when b
a dog unless it attracted 500 people
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
Search for Taxes

THE treasury recommendations to the House ways and
i means committee dramatically awaken the American
people to the fact that heightened defense and aid to
Great Britain and other democraces top of years OF
boondogghng will be exceedingly expensive.
There is confusion and disagreement between treas
ury ideas for taxation and those Of the congressional
committeeman.
The proposed increase of the federal tax burden by
onehird comes at time when the existing tax structure
is unprecedentedly high.
In the circumstances the need for wise and intelligent
fiscal management is so obvious that there be no
further for hamsrnging the material welbeng of
the American people by perpetuang demagogc ideas and
prejudices in the realm of taxation
nNLY continuing unwillngness of politicians to face
~ the realities deers consideration of general manu-
facturers sales basic part of the program tor
attaining Secretary Morgenthaus objective of additional
tax receipts of So, 100000
OF course nicely of tax structure disguise the
fundamental fact that the trend of events is forcing ct
give up increasing ratio of their years work to
government.
No tax system. however scientific, obviate the
pressure against family living standards of the current
swollen rate of governmental spending,
But clean cut and well considered tax program will
mitigate the adverse economic effects
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20
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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20

He said if 500 people were there it if
BIT the man.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20

Well. there were 100000 people in Central Park SUI
for the II Am an American Day.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-05-20

WE COULD not sell automo-
w bileS, steel or Jelly beans
against them anywhere as long
as our workers receive present
wages. hours and working con-
ditions.
Our price would be double
theirs. We would thus face the
prospect of becoming a second
class power, unless we too went
into some adaptation Of the
Nazi system. using barter and
cheapening our productive proc
eSSeS.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

tangible FORM The utilities formed vagey ones
vision before they found their place blue print
scientific discoveries which halted CHASTITY epdems
OF yellow fever and dpthera dim pecuatons
by the token every
way long before it found physical expression CREATION
ALL ACTION FOR GOOD OR EVIL, BEGINS THAT GATE
WAY OF THE IMAGINATION"
You wonder sometimes what you'll be doing year
years from You'll be doing what you imagining today!
You'll be brave cowady tricky gay
gfeuehy, vrtuous vile, todays thought
You're always looking for opportunity make something
of yourself But you making something yourself every
second Of life building your record fixing
your own fate by the thoughts you think.
And that building beyond your mind
body 1t influences environment determines your good
bad luck
Stop worrying much about looks your etiquette your
personality Keep instead seemingly unmportant
thought which Sinking your striking
beginning grow There the gateway your nagi-
nation" your life is being formed.
GUARD THAT GATE!
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

on one of his ears. And as
Mike carried punch in both
hands, Dams cars went up like
balloons.
He knocked Dams mouth
piece out in the eleventh and
then crowded him. He pulled
him into a clinch and butted
him in the mouth and knocked
his front teeth out. Sports
writer's noticed that Mike
never did throw a punch at
Dams body until the four
teenth round. And by that
time. Dan looked like a gar
goyle. And when the bell for
the fifteenth sounded and they
met in the center, Mike pulled
Dan into another clinch.
II think" he said. you're
washed up as n fighter. You're
washed up as lady killer,
too. And maybe you'll soon
he walking on your heels
from the heating I give you
tonight. You know why. I'll
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

graine. Now comes Doctor Bay
ard T. Horton OF Rochester.
Mimi, with a description of a
type Of headache which is re-
current. which is on one side
of the head, and which may be
one of the forms Of migraine.
lie has shown that the treat
ment of it IS very successful
with the use of a medicine
called "histamine" and probably
the attacks arc related 10 the
action Of histamine which is
produced by the body cells
themselves under certain cir
cumstanceS. HiStamine has an
action on the blood vessels and
it is probable that this head
ache is due to dilation or con-
struction of the arteries.
The headache, as j say. is re-
current. 1t begins, unlike mi
graine, usually afterthe- onset of
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14
By CHARLES McGUIRK

attention. So Dan took her TO
a show.
He must have taken Mikes
permission for granted be-
cause he took Helen out TO a
lot of places. The first Mike
knew about il was when he
said to Helen one day:
II think you'd better set the
date of our wedding. Hon.
Make IL soon, will you: 1
want us to he married, 1 need
a girl as sweet as YOU. IL
guess love you, kid"
And Helen looked at him
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

The recurrent headache is al
most always some form of
miGraine. A great many doctors
say that migraine is a myth and
not a disease. / have always
held that it is a very real dis
case and can be detected and
diagnosed, and separated from
other forms Of headache. OF
the thousands of causes that
have been suggested for it
none of them really hold water.
II usually begins in carly adult
life and ends at the climacteric
male or female. ClaSsically.
il occurs on one side of the head
and is accompanied by nausea.
MIGRAINE TREATMENT
For years. doctors have been
trying TO find the cause of mi
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

mention no names. And, lis
ten punk. You got me wrong.
L only taught yOu all YOU
know. / didn't teach you all l
know. There's difference.
Now, here you 60"
He pushed him away and
measured him and flattened
him.
He was right. You'd never
know today that Dan had
been a handsome boy. You'd
never know he'd been a
fighter. Dan doesn't know it
himself. He's wacky.
THE END.
Tomorrow's short story:
"COwhand," by Denis Morri-
son,
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

middle age. 1t occurs on one
side of the head. 1t often
comes on at night and is almost
always accompanied by excessive
secretion of tears in the eye on
the side of the head affected.
Some of the patients whom
Doctor Horton has seen have
been operated on for facial
neuralgia without success.
The headache responds in
variably, according TO the doc
tors report. to a proper
dissatisfaction dose of histaminc
diphosphate. and after that 4
maintenance dose in the proper
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14
Daily Short Story
NOT QUITE EVERYTHING

Where Mike was slow and
logged. the kid was fast and
fleet. What Mike took a
week TO learn, tho kid picked
up in a day, in an hour. Dan
knew he was good looking. He
prided himself on it. He
dressed accordingly.
And the kid was careless
with money. He made it and
he spent it. When he was
making $40 a day he was
spending SIS.
When ne began to get
matches because of his show
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14

tablets were
Q 5 pecia lly
made.
c b r on ic
headache may
be due TO eye
$ { + a i n or
sinus disease.
in which case
it is fairly
easy to treat.
NJ O s [ j n
s { a n c es. i'm
my c X p @ RI
ence, are due
10 an unstable
nervous SyS-
TEN and are
real DrOblpuS
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14
By DR.. Logan Clendening

amount will prevent recurrence
Of these attacks.
That the condition. after II
begins. may be very Gripping is
shown by the fact that one
patient in one month had AZ at
lacks He kept a diary Of his
attacks from October 1895 10
June 1886 and had 365 attacks
during that period.
LENTEN REDUCING DIET
Planned by the chef OF the
Hotel Huntington, Pasadena,
Cal.
No seasoning on anything.
Either coffee or tea (no sugar
or cream with every mean.
Breakfast: Grapefruit and cof-
fee.
Lunch: Ham, cheese. or
chicken sandwich on I've toast.
no butter.
Dinner: Chopped meat. stewed
tomatoes. endivc or mixed salad:
y grapefruit.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14
Better Health

HEADACHES MAY be acute.
chronic or recurrent. The acute
headache is usually due TO infec-
ton or absorption, Indigestion.
constipation. stoppage of the
nose with cold, or something
fairly easy TO understand. II is
the kind for which hpadachN
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-14
Elsie Robinson
Where Does Your Bad Luck Start?

WHERE did that bad blunder yours did
ranking feud which poisoned your long,
going?
Did start in done you unfair burden laid
upon you? Chances you do But you're
wrong Our messes and mseres rarely outside