The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1941-12-20
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Britain accomplished this much, 81
least: The British people realizes
nat property rights azen't as I'm
portant as human rights $ Per-
haps Life magazine is . iinx. First
Il went about for 4 baseball rookie
who never lived up to their sugary
words about him Then Life threw
. book Of pretty orchids At q foot
bah team n Texas which got licked
and went right INTO a losing streak.
Now Life hangs a blue ribbon around
show whose star has become very
III and forced the plays postpone-
ment Jim Yomg's piece IN
Flying and Popular Aviation Is eye
arresting.
The Front Pages: Mr.. Wooncott
got a little originality INTO his back
fr0m-Europe intervtew. He recalled
that the funniest thing said N the
Old Country during MS soiourn was
little id lib Of his own-"oh. 10
be N England now nat Averen IS
here!" He also declined 70 be
quoted On something he could SELL
which IS line from his character Ia
Inc A1an Who Came to Dinner
A local copy-reader has a
scrap-boek Of editorials waIloping
FDR TOR allegedly muzzIing TIE
press. His title for the collection Is
in Defense OF Eysteria'' In
The Chuckiing Fingers" "a whale
q a crime yarn1 the author reports
news photogs setting up their III
pods. What kinda torpedoes have
they cut West. holding still for per
traitare?
They had . horribIe time over at
Pathe trying to do a negsreel N
Young America Wants to HeIp@
Commentator Tex McCrary
was there as were some American
kids. Mrs Roosevelt and an Eng
hSh youngster. Who had been evact
ated Despair was rampant
Tex was tearing MS hair, and cam
eramen we're miserable because TIE
English lad used once before when
he arrived had acquired faIl-aoz.
ering BrookIyneSe IN a Brooklyn
school he had shown ID completely
minus his fmmaeaiat@ British &C.
cent and hey simply could not gel
kim 70 say baxth-room'si
Innocent ByuGader:
Mrs. RooseTels tens this ssarr
about Bunker Hi Monument q
which an New England Is uro.sa
When L was nearing ccnpIs-
ton there vas dziculky N raisize
81. GO which was needed 4
Mr. Laurence Of Massachusetts
gave SO. o0o. saying osher New Eng
Iznders would Sure1y hsip Bot
the ether SO co came not frnua New
Engianders. bur from judah Touro.
: Jewish nerrEan. q New Orleans
. hrs. Roosevelt likes 70 tell the
story, she explains, because it Is
the cr1y piece of American hssto-
I ever tod my husband that BE
didn't know betore-8
John Hears. ne newspaperman,s
boy, net fellow n Reuben's the
other middle-ct- he-night who once
trimmed him with an old racket
me chap had given him a up On .
horse race. ard not only wasn't
there sueh a horse-or raee-but
there wasn't even such a town.
Hearst simply had % let him know
that he was hep 70 him EiEht
years ago" he said, when ven
swindled me cut Of that money.
vas awfuIly mad at you I wish I
could make Up MO mind what 70 Do
% you right low"
y understand was the retoxt
you haven't played a horse ur
since You should thank me-for
teaching you lessonts
PRINCE Nike Ramznon. Va
never posed as q LIZ, vent rndsr
the microscopic examination of
magazine several years ago
He went through the wrnger and
managed % survive 4 ne
editor q tie waIlopings, Il appears.
Invested goodly sum Il q HoTIv-
wood restaurant and Il became tse
movietoEn's most prosperous ren-
dezTuus -. Ronano1. win The
support q friends, opened : RS
tauxark n TIE same sector, ard he
vas ne ore who vas most amazed
4ren It turned into . gold nine
/. Recently TIE editurs rIsce
discovered hat rs clientele vas
Major air Ines which
paid fancy fee 20 have ne e5ftursx
prepare -1s I1neheun boxes
s1r rs passengers. cancelled is Or
1ers -. The business was trued
uver . 1Elke's Place =. Mary a.
ne ratrunx. Eho Et1pped eoEns !,
ne otAer spot are Gov patronizfnx
Rcnancds Revenge. IS aas.
sayzag goes. 5 sscekzrine 1xor-
=: Never kiek an underdog xaaa
he's down be may become yo,.r
ncst sggrsvztng ennpeator.
When fhe alarm vas given sAer
J Lorsl Ian Company q II 49,
zrs and zlst Street. was had I'd re-
-entty. RADIO police ear ssrered m
, he door Ont sznped OAesr
Wallace e lie IN Prscmes ~
rushed n ysHng- What's fhe runt.
r. WHAT'S tie rnztterss
sheuted - cashier. ven -,
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