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SITUATIONS WOMEN.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. woman, aged a
years. capable and consclenaous S4O Weeh'
references. Box 365-E, Star
STEOGRAPHER. type 6S words per MN.
(wpmD, 100 wdS shorthanG; operate
monograph and BurrougAS adams M
TYPIST. 3 years experience, competent
willing worker: references, permanent pre-
ferred Please phone GE 5000.
WIDOW, white. 40. housekeeper or general
houseworker. last place four years; pes
TpfprenCe Write letters 10 following ad-
dress: Mrs. George Lowder, 200 w. Broad
way, HopeWeu Va.
WOMAN, refined. desires position as COM
paniOn Available Immediately. soA
2k1-E Star.
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2201 MASS. AVE. Dupont Circle-Singles;
running water: inner-springs: switchboard:
breakfast optional
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SITUATIONS DOMESTIC.

COOK, plain. or general housework,, want
ed BY colored woman in small fanny
stay nights. Phone Lincoln 2ssO-M.
GIRL colored. wants, general houseTYo}riK
part time, good cook. Can W. o41o-
Don't call after D n.
GIRL colored. wants work as waitress or
general houseWork or nurse. Can Dupoh'
6a56
GIRL, white, care for infant, cook, clean
Groom apt; cmployed couple Gan aI1eI
GIRL colored wants light housework or
nursing; references. MI 1856
GIRL, colored. wants days work. or, part
rime; reliable: no cooking; refs. Michigah
Az.
GIRL coIored, wishes place as maid
paTt-Tlme work Michigan 56S2.
GIRL, colored, desires general houSeWoTK'
plain cooking. Atlantic S399.
GIRL colored. wishes morning work part
time 1904 S s.. NV.
GIRL. colored. desires work as maid or
nursemaid. reference and experience LVe
out. Dupont III
GIRL. colored, desires job as, mothe5r,s e5a
helper: sleep in or out; no Cooking Re
GIRL, colored, wants work: light g.h.w,
or maid; stay in. North O44O.
GIRL Southern, neat, honest, reliable.
refs: prefer to go home nights. DE.
GIRL colored. wishes job as maid or gen
eral houseworker: willing worker: reIeI-
DU. 6763 Sunday.
GIRL. coIored. wants part-time work in
apts.; no sundays. holidays nrst-cIass
rel. ref CO. 6554. .
WOMAN. colored, wants work as cook IN
small boarding house. Cal Dupont 3e"t.-
WOMAN, colored, days work Of SIX SIX pFeT42- eI4
ef: city references. Call all day Me.
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Congressmen and Senators.

1888 YOU ST. SE-COUPLE, NOT OVER
so years, to share Completely furn 5-rm
home with lady: reasonable. Ii 5a3I-J
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DUPONT CIRCLE-Large corner, suitable
. or 3 girls; twin beds; nothing finer any
where. Phone service. 2001 o st. NV 4'
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PETWORTH, 4127 7th st. NV. corner
Upshur-Pleasant front rm, bath. shower;
unlim. phone: cars. bus: board optional
MASTER BEDROOM twin beds private
lavatory. Suitable for 2. Reasonable.
5423 4th ST NV
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ALTURAS. 1909 10th st. nw.-Attractive
turn; rms, nj; showers; 24-hr. elevator and
hotel sery.; S. week and up
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MAN colored. wants Job as Kitchen helper
or work of any kind; references. Can
RenIbIic 4@~R
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FOUNTAIN COURT
CHANCELLOR CLUB.

and service. Quiet location. Private par
ing Select clientele Moderate rat
364O 10Th ST Columbia d2A4
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HELP DOMESTIC.

WOMAN, white. for general houSework and
laundry: four in family; must live in; base
ment room: $50 month TO start. WI. $3.50.
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DOGS. PETS. ETC.
COAL, WOOD, FUEL OIL.

USED TIMBERS and pile butts for cord
wood or kindling. Call AT. Sl61.
Sl2 Per Cord. Any Length; Quick Delivery,
Pierson. Sandy Spring, Md. Ashton 3S21.
GUARANTEED GENUINE Penna. hard.
stove or nut, Sl1 ton, 2,240 lbs, del. bins.
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1926 Rhode Island Ave, NV,

1911 Biltmore st.-The best in guest-house
accommodations: studio and double rooms;
best transportation. HO. 2O50.
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ENTIRE 2nd FL. 3 LARGE RMS. SINK.
MI quiet. comfortable, reas.; adults.
}3 Rhode Island ave. NV mr. N Can
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ACCOUNTANT; exp; books started. kept
part time, audlts. statements, tax service:
CARPENTER FOREMAN would like to con-
meet with home building company, good
blueprint man. Box Bile Star.
CHAUFFEUR-BU coored. expert
ployment. Call Ii 4O5S-J. Douglas Free
man. 5O1O Ames St, city. -
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1873 NJ ST. NV.

AT CONN. AVE.
OPPOSITE ST. MATTHEW'S CATHEDRAL
LIVE WITH US AND BE HAPPY
GOOD D-MUSIC-VARIED MENU,
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1881 EUCLID ST. NV, Apt 4O5-Com-
| Portable attractive room, adj. bath, shower
| Pvt. home, Gentleman. Columbia Ql94 w
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2101 31st ST. SE-3 RMS.
and bath. private entrance; heat, cont.
hot water util. incl S45; adults
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GORDON HOTEL. on beautiful 18th St,
between Eye and K-Comfortably furnished
rooms, near showers, $3.50 up; double from
S10.50 weekly; with bath, from $3.50
weekly; 24-hour elevator and switchboard
service; excellent dining room
Evening star., 1941-01-03

YOUNG LADY TO SHARE NEW. LARGE.
nicely furn. apt; maid service and morn
ing transp.. incl: all home privileges: $40
Tor PVT bedrm.. $50 to share: large, sunny
rm. Franklin $3.50, Ext. 43, after Z pm.
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Office at Apartments
Phone Shepherd 64OO

To reach apartments: Proceed along the main
arteriaI hightDay of Piney Branch Rd from the
Branch Apartments and Office, or turn right at
the north end of the Georgia Aue. underpass of
the B. G. o. r. r. in Siluer Spring and proceed
along Sligo Ace. and Piney Branch Rd. " miles
to apartments.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

DESIRE CHRISTIAN GIRL TO SHARE
apartment. reasonable 1874 St NV.
Apt. As. Hobart 5472. After ) pm.
1926 10th ST. NV. NEAR DUPONT CIR
cle-l room, kitchenette; everything fur
nished: reasonable; near cars bus
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WOMAN white. general houseWork and
cooking; must be fond of children: live
in: refs. Phone Miscnnsin rNh4
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914 B ST. SE.-2 OR 3 ROOMS AND
path, a MI. suitable for couple: adults
BASEMENT APT. LIVING RIM BFDPN
klt.-din.. bath: util incl: suit. > or 2
young men; Gentiles. RA 1855. afte- 6
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BELMONT GARDENS.

Formerly Italian Embassy; 100 rooms,
switchboard music room, ping-pong. tray
service; elevator and many other luxUries.
For a minimum price. Rooms from S45.
Singles with private bath, SS5, including
Evening star., 1941-01-03

WOMAN, white. middle age light house
work and cooking; Italian or French pre-
1srTed. live
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DOWNTOWN-1 AND > ROOMS, KTTCH-
en- ana bath, $1,000 and Sl2-50 wk. 7I9
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SECOND FLOOR, PRIVATE HOME. 3
rooms, kitchen, bath utilities; adults.
1913 Fern st NV. GE. 1920.
Sol TENN. AVE. NE ROOMS, KTrCH-
en-, bath, screened porch, unlimited phone.
Apply after 8 pm. Atlantic SS42.
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WOMAN. Whlte. general houseWork care
of 4-month baby; live in; refs Atlantic
S493-W. 1871 Fort Davis St Sc
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WOMAN, white. young, general housewoTk
in apt. in Va. care S-year-old boy Room,
board, S@5 mo. Phone after d pm, Mrs.
Payne. OK, O646-M. 3"
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CONTINUED on Next PAssJ
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APARTMENTS FURNISHED.

25l9 UNIVERSITY PL NV ROOMS.
telephone: oil heat.
G525 18Th ST. NV, = BLK NORTH
porch. PVT. bath. c.h.wn G. E. refg. Eas
ENTIRE end FL. 3 LARGE RMS, SINK.
a. ans; d., quiet. comfortable reas.; adults.
50 Rhode Island ave. NV. mr. n. Cap.
DESIRE CHRISTIAN GIRL TO SHARE
APT As Ho6s9t Tf-tSP5s 5472 Aftsr AftSa pm Si NV
1926 10th ST. NV. NEAR DUPONT CIR
nished: reasonable; near cars, bus.
/ 2nd FL, ] OR . BEDROOMS LIVING
Fnl., XII. gIaSSed-ln porch, newly dec. and
/ furn. 2735 Ontario I'd. NV.
/ YOUNG LADY TO SHARE NEW. LARGE,
ing trsnsp mel al TiR Roe 7Hs'Gf prvieees Ie1 GEa go
| Ior PVT bedrm.. $50 to share: large, sunny
I'M ETanklin $3.50 Ext. 43, after pm.
| WANTED. GIRL TO SHARE LARGE. AT
trsctlve Conn. ave. apt. with 3 others .
bedrooms; Sl7. Phone Emerson 5000.
DOWNTOWN AND > ROOMS. KTTCH-
9th st. NV
914 B ST. sE-2 OR 3 ROOMS AND
bath, ami. suitable for couple: adults.
BASEMENT APT. LIVING RM., BEDPN-
young men; Gentiles. RA 3l65. afte- 6.
2403 PA AVE. NV ROOM KTTCH-
s. per week
1919 MONROE ST. NW.-THPEE-LA
room apt, private bath, first floor: chW,
elec. gas Frieldaire adults. S4s
l5l3 DE SALES ST. NV OPPOSITE
Ma Ma E1oWer-Nicely furn. studio apt,
Frlgidaire share bath; adults $40 week.
l4ls SPRING RD. NV RMS, KIT,
bath; auto. heat c.h.w.; utilities furnished.
Cony. to shopping and transportation
IO5 RIDGE RID. SCI ROOMS, FIRST
hooi' private entrance: oil heat, Frigidaire:
Frigidaire S35.
1928 WISCONSIN AVE.-FIRST-FIO
IurnlShed apartment rooms and bath,
'front.' and back entrances.
300 CONN. AVE.-LADY SHARE APT.
Win Win aannother. Separate rooms, HO. 6565,
APT. 10, after s. 3
snare S3hnaaree, smal gl downtown hotel apt. Box
IL ROOMS, KITCHEN. BATH, S3O-s35-
private EN- 1874. $50 e'''' saS' Wy
SUBLET SEVERAL MONTHS COMPLETE
~ LuTnlSheo apartment, , rms. kit bath,
Highest location IN city. EN-. 1886. %
3547 11th ST. N.W-BED-SITTING r.
slaok, sno kitchen, semi-bath. elec. refs. 50
72O. TAYLOR ST N.W.-FRONT. ! ROOM.
kitchen. foyer, bath, sink Frieidaire;
semitic couple; $40.
CHEVY, CHASE, D. C ROOMS. KITCH-
en-. bath, porch on lst floor; no children;
Emerson 5520. 5203 Conn. ave NV.
NEWLY, DEC. S16 SEMI-MO.; l r. KIT.
pvt; bath; gas, elec. plenty heat, h. "; in
tant taken; nr. cars, buses 36O3 Ga. ave
YOUNG LADY TO SHARE APT. WITH
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room. dinette kitchen and bath screened
porch; S42.50 and S47.5O. Hobart 1906.
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SITUATIONS MEN & WOMEN.

COUPLE. honest. trustworthy, experienced
rental work would like position as resident
manager: husband employed; no salary re-
Quired RE 1859.
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SITUATIONS MEN.

MEN. colored. .. cook and housekeeper,
y farm. near Alexandria: 50 so each,
n. board. laundry Alexandria hl2l
Evening star., 1941-01-03

AND MEAT MARKET, doing
cash business. modern equipment. Must
be sold this week a. sacrifice. widow i'll,
unable to handle. Box 390-E. Star.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

1882 a 81; Sc, near 14th-Well furnish-
aetshborhood; adults. Lincoln 1924.
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AUTO GENERATORS repaired. exchanged.
50 30 up. New guarantee Elec. repairs
any car. Gifts, 2OU2 K NV. ME. 6232
BAKING EQUIPMENT and store fixtures.
Must saCrlce Wolfinger'S Bakery, 500
Penna ave Sc Franklin 3613.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

2nd FL. ] OR . BEDROOMS. LIVING
rrm, KIT. gIaSSed-in porch; newly dec. and
furn. 2735 Ontario I'd. NV.
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NEW BLDG, 1924 sth ST. N.W-LOVELY
rms, kit, dinette bath; only $50 so.
WASHINGTON REALTY. GE. $500 or 4455.
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NEAR WARDMAN PARK-Bright single
room in refined family, unlim. phone, ga
Michipa0 4QHR - -
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PIANos-Used uprights, $40, Sl5. $40
| cash; delivery extra. also oarealns IN os ne~
| for for rent 50 monthly and up. very easy
| terms Republic 1890. The Piano SHOP
| INK 9TH St NV,
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CLIFTON HALL.
tCOntinued-)

18th and Eye sts n.w-Rooms with bath
and radio for ! person, from Sl4 per
week; for 2, from Ss per week each, by
the month Call Mr. WILLS mgr. for
Evening star., 1941-01-03

IooHlS, showers; excellent meals. q.
WNTOWN-Pickwick Arms Residence
sis SLgo' 1918 R: I ave; ,w-Double room'
1919 BENTON ST NV, mr.. Georgetown
Large rm.. semi-private bath: congenial
atmosphere, delicious meals. WO. 6995.
1922 LAMONT ST, NW.-Attractive dou-
BILE room, warm and sunny; good food, fresh
vegetables. Adams 1923. 81
1927 9Th ST. N.W.-Refined Jewish home;
express bus transp.; neatly furn.; bright,
airy rooms: excellent cooking. RA. 2527.
2S50 9th ST. cor. Cathedral ave.--va-,
cancies for refined young ladies; pvt. and
semi-pvt. baths; reas. CO. 57S7.
DOWNTOWN. 170S 18th ST. n.w-Attrac-
tive room, comfortable beds; home cuisine;
$3.50 up.
ISL F Ii ST NWi1yscaney for gentleamsnt;
blogs.; S35 and S31 mo.
1915 MASS. AVE--Lovely double, running
water; vacancy lady in double. Selective
menus. Distinctive; central. Reas. 5.
11a6 & &MAHssACHUsETTs AVE. N.W;-A dis dis
surpassed location; reasonable.
4 REAL HOME. choice food fol. congenisl
Protestant lady: loving care If needed
Emerson 9036. 81
THE SHULLONE announces the opening
OF new guest house. single and double
rooms avail. now. 1874 New Hamp. ave
JEWISH modern home, Dupont Circle:
Bath showers prvsges peas NJ 4oo5
1884 WoODLEY PL.,- near shoreham-l
Nice 2nd-h. room for 2. Twin BEDS Ex-
cellent meals. Adams 0244.
One of Washington's Largest Guest Homes.
1927 10th Street NV.
At Dupont Circle and Conn. Ave.
ExesLEhNT ExaSeas ETfEs FooD. aSom vaKiGD siaD MiNs s
Evening star., 1941-01-03

WOMAN, white, under 40: general house
work Good cook: stay nights; pleasant
room and bath: $40 week raise if satisfac-
tory. Wesley Heights region; references.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

WOMAN, experienced, for general house
references AT $3.50 Ext. 12O
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RADIO, 1871 Emerson; reg 81 y. %, Lor o2
500 of for cash. Apex Radlo Co.. 'o9 9'h
Evening star., 1941-01-03

Rates as low as 50 per month includln
income tax reports. Box 3s4-D, star.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

81 nv colored woman in small faml4y'
stay nights. Phone Lincoln 2SsO-M
Evening star., 1941-01-03

327 L. ST. NW.-Desirable front base
nent Ink. room. southern exposure: S4
Evening star., 1941-01-03

RApiO,FhRSSO Ld ~ ReS 500 '95 7-tube i94I auto
maticl nnd up $50 'a Cash Apex Elec, Co. 7O9 9th
- n " at q Open ewes.
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WOMAN, White DAYS, Tor general houSe-
work; no washing. Apply s1T |, St. Sc 3
WOMAN. colored. middle-aged health GER
thcate; care of Groom apt. and 6-month-
olu baby ironing and babys laundry
Franklin $500. Ext D.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

& 05 and Up. New sets, Sc. SO; reg. S9:95
values Apex Radio Co., 7O9 9th ST. NV"
at C; Omen ewes.
Evening star., 1941-01-03

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
CREDIT AND COLLECTION MAN,
With successful experience. aValaole d.
once: moderate salary. Box 36I-E. star.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
Curfew at 9

Browning's curfew blows at 9,
signal to be back with home
folks.
Police Commissioner Hanne-
man urges the cooperation of par
ents in having the curfew res.
pected. Finally. it is to t h e
deeper interests of parents that
their children be benefited by
Browning's town discipline.
With school under way, Hanne.
man points out, devotion to study
shonld have an important bear
ing on every child's wdlfare.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
Museum Event Sunday
Evening

Sunday evening. Sept. 81, the
Museum of the Plains Indian will
be open at night for the first
time from Z to 10 PM. for the
special benefit of the people of
Browning and the Blackfeet Re-
servation. There are still some
people in Browning who have
not visited the museum because
the rush of summer work has
kept them close to their homes
or places of business during
hours when the museum was
open. There are others who have
had but fleeing glance at the
exhibits. And there are many
more people who have not seen
the new murals.
On Sunday evening both the
second and first floors of the
building will be open to the pub
lie. Victor Pepion will be on
hand to explain the series of
coIorful mural paintings he is
placing on the walls of the lobby.
He will explain the story will in
terpret and describe msthods
used in the painting. Mr.. Divers
will be in the large exhibition
hall to explain how the popular
miniature scenes were made and
to answer questions on the ex-
hibits.
In the second exhibitions gal
lery there will be an entirely
new display. an outstanding
group of photographs of some of
the fine old Indian types on the
reservation. These photographs
have been taken very recently
by H. NJ. Suffer, Merchandising
Specialist of the Office of Indian
Affairs. Mr.. Suffer. who has
been conducting classes in photo
graphy at the museum, will be
on hand to discuss the pictures
and talk over problems of por-
trait photography with those who
are interested. The Craft Shop.
also will be open for inspection
and there will be persons in the
shop to discuss its activities with
visitors.
On the second floor Mrs. E. V.
A. Murphy will have a new dis
play of plants used by the Indians
for foods. medicines etc She
will be glad to point out her met
hods of collecting and preserving
plant specimens, and to explain
the Indian uses of various plants.
In another room on the same
floor the ludian weaving project
will have exhibit showing how
dyes of many colors are taken
from native plants and how the
wool is woven into many usefl,
articles.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
NEWS

Mrs. G. A. Schmidt. mother OF
George Schmidt, proprietor of
the Glacier Studio. left yesterday
for he1 home at Brookings S D..
after an enjoyable visit at che
Schmidt no me.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Gerard. Sr.
have receiv ed letter from their
son, John. who is attending the
Haskell In, ,titute at Lawrence,
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
HAPPENINGS September
18th
of Local Interest 1871
Scout Troop No. 100
Elects Officers

Boy Scout Troop 100 held its
second meeting of the school year
on Tuesday. September 16 The
purpose of the meeting was to
elect officers.
The officers are as follows:
Assistant Scoutmaster, Dwight
Billedeaux; unior Assistant
Scoutmaster, Jimmy E lliott;
Senior Patrol Leader, Fred Des-
Roster; Scribe. Dallas Owens.
Patrol Leaders-Harry Shep-
herd. Jack Oliver. George Hyde.
and Robert Howard.
Scoutmaster Schroer asks that
all boys who wish to Join the
troop to be at the high school
gym next Tuesday at 7:3O p. m.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19

Kansas. in which he states that
he is getting along nicaly with
his school work. He left Brown
ing last week to begin a course,
which includes printing.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
Woman's Society of
Christian Service
Meeting Thursday

The Womab's Society of
Christian Service will meet at
the home os Mrs. S. T. Scotland
on Thursday. Sept. rs at 2:30.
Mrs. Edward Shurr will be
assistant hostess. All ladies are
cordially invited.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
Water, Water, Etc,

Birds and animals often starve tc
death in the midst of plenty :.
because they do not know that un.
familiar foods are good to eat {.
tor instance, it took two or three
years for quail in Florida and Geor.
gia to find out that millet and other
grains, planted for them. were good
to eat.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19

Childhood Rheumatic Fever
Sixty per cent of all childhood
rheumatic fever cases develop heart
trouble in later life.
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19
Comes From Indiana

Two-thirds of all the peppermint
and spearmint oil produced in the
United States comes from northern
Indiana
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19

CANDLES Store repairs all makes OF
radios. refrigerators, gas and electric
washers and bicycles. tt
Browning chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1941-1953, 1941-09-19

Rome's Population
Rome today has the largest popu-
lation-1,3l5, 000-it has had in it,
2.700-year history.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-09
Is IL a Risk2

MARY CHASE, Of PAwLING,
N. Y. considers another aspect of
the question-"Is a wife running
too great a risk In letting her hus-
band spend two weeks away from
her2"
81 may be wrong" says Mary,
''but ] believe no woman should
try to stop her husband from doing
anything that Is reasonable or
right. I know from experience
that IL doesn't pay.
eff a man doesn't get q little
freedom with his wife's consent,
he's going to get It regardless.
and nobody's going TO stop him.
II q man loves his wife, she'll
know II and will have faith In
him, and would allow him 10 20
to the END of the earth alone. But
IL she has to chase him aere and
there, what good Is he 10 her?
Jealousy causes more unhappy
homes than anything In the wide
world. say II q man Is easily
led by other women when he has
q nice, respectable woman ut home.
he isn't worth while warning
about. The modern way Is to be
broadminded and trust man
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-09
|2[IlalII1a
|IS!|!$yla!1a
Yours truly
JOE TURP.

late for that. That will make the
people in Row r stand UP In order
to see what's going on up on the
stage. Rows @ and H will follow
in alphabetical rotation and soon
people will start shouting: "Sit
down"
There Is no rebuttal for the cry
of sit down" except a crouching
position which is contrary to the
principles Of true democracy. So
just work your way Into Row d.
causing half Of those numbered
|consonants to stand I'D In silent
respect.
BY this time everybody in back
|of you will be whooping. Down
in 'front.'" while the villain on the
stage IS dropping a bookworm IN
the msilchute 10 eat up the hero's
love lctJeTS.
So take your time folding your
|overcoat. And when you have it
just right. put It on your seat.
give It q loving pat and sit on
it. This will make you four inches
taller than the people in back.
You can arrive late three times
during a three = act play II you
leave after each act to smoke q
cigarette. This helps to keep
people on the alert. And viii
cause many an elderly gentleman
to dislocate his hips trying to get
his bunions out of the high speed
lane.
II you don't see The Ethics Of
Arriving Late in your Sunday
paper. II will be because I didn't
send L. In until Monday.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-03-09

BY arriving late you attract
more attention than a moustache
on the fourth Dionne QuInt. Just
clatter in like a cat with walnut
shells on its feet. throw your In
jured mink dolman to the butler,
and yell:
well. what do you think the
Principal of Subnormal High
said to the music teacher yester-
day."
That stops all conversations and
enables YOU TO start even with
people who have been there for
hours. This is preferable to try
ing to guess what has been said
already and saves yot the embar-
EASEMENT of the widow who arrived
late at the reading of her late,
unlamented's final will and ties.
lament and who shrieked,
Encore"
This -yeu@Hill- do better
with fhI conversation than you
will with the free lunch. You
will have to brouse among the
platters and fstten on canape of
flotsam and ietsam in aspic. How
ever. you can hook on as civilian
observer with the first outward
bound cafe safari
In arriving late you may ap-
plsud a plet in bankruptcy or act
a. q character witness for q
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ase 2o Of 1854 ~ SD Milwaukee. Wis, for
receives $3.50 award
Prom the earliest beginnings
Boys and girls have learned their abs together In the public
grade schools and later school, Private schools
sfen segresate boys from colleges
eeneges have long been In existence.
Do believe receive better-or worse-edu
cation and preparation life nstu-
lions? What
Let's have views In than ESQ words
letters Elsie Robinson paper
include full address and 3o Fifteen dollars
for the best letter and other prizes all published
test closes March