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Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08

"IEMININE client Of Flint Mich, says
she il married 10 gentleman who
weighs 500 pounds. But does not mention
what she weighs 80 This item appeared
here recently Feminine client in question
nov writes.
You would bring that up. weigh
ESQ pounds"
Mark TNai1f's wife would not permit
him 70 use profanity so the author orgi-
mated number Of nonprofane expressions
as substitutes, many of which have since
been used by others in preference to the
naughty words. such as:
Dad blame it "Dog-gone II. =" "SuHerc
erng Moses" Jumping Jehosaphat," etc,
etc"
Saying Of David Harums was:
DO unto the other fellow the way
he'd like 10 do unto you, an do IT fust."
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08

you plan Have You decided what you want and figured
va, 10 GET you doing Remember the ancient
cup IN, backbone ought 10 he ?EVDh
GsNTY HUSBAND il good met"
~ a DcFoitef.
He goodna morning when he
hard day he has had how tired
hc goodnatured and with smile hug
and great big and still love papa"
husband IN i he isn't Tho champion husband Of
Detroit be certainly give champ competition am
-. l.. D. L. hn IL Lr.nL
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08

Way things world TINS observation might make
the basis Of a good foreign policy.
BE SIMON massive leaher-pasher. saying if he had
been The good fosefsias
Attention Of Simon is called
TO O.. W. Homes said:
To put M 70 mp,
To shut gp. beaten
Are the virtues Of sporting man.
HELEN GAHAGAN Pronounced Ga-hay-gan) Smart looking
Al politics thinking
Congress Dorothy Thompson Glare Booth
Congress really representative government should
be many congreSwoen around election time IN Man
haitian you tochlght parade Broadway led by
Carrying Nald for Congress will know
my idea.
tDID YOU against o through
~ Birmingham. Ala, Sunday 70" writes Chicagoan
sir Thanks telling The time
driving pig from viii take the Lincoln Highway
Why daughter take domestic science
give husband break? Even if she to be
position somebody do cooking and Housekeeping
would be good thing An executive should
know o the s directing.
feels Of his married life
difficulties his wfes of domestic science
suggested this item.
QUERIES from clients Q-Whst poem you
W should printed month every
paper? ADO you the following by Francis Moore:
When after morB battles past,
Both r'd Nth bors, make peace n lost,
What IS after al the people get?
liz tn1es-lridnlr2, Arnodcn legs md dchL
QWho first SAID ne suppressed desire throw
egg into electric Al Mcintyre.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08


Robert Browning had fine forehead But two fatty Jumps
asride his kidneys probably
poems than that majestic expanse of forehead
Master Minds" imposing title. but would be
the truth to refer to these suprhumans Master Pararod
''RuT what has all this my thinking m
~ blue ."
Plenty, glands are the reason why you're blue
You're sunk you row your
the bill You're sunk did something
adrenal glands which
your internal combustion
The blues aren't merely depressed mood the, the
tain symptom of chemical kickup while kclp
tinues you can possibly think or act normally
- So away YOURSELF try 10 think-dont permit
yourself to DO something you forget yourself
and seur problem temporarily
Yes, that sounds fine you eevshy Lovely
for miifonaires who they
But how about people job
matter how feel You cant yourself
you're a
Yes you can-and you've done many a
Barring really desperate situation entirely wrecks
your control there's no blue mood can't lick The
spunk and
IF ISN'T sefHs eff t. F4ef4aH HAT millionaire ht
It's doing something. something TAKES Ills MIND
ENTIRELY OFF HIMSELF.
But he could have you-quie as well
without leaving his home office
How? In mutitudes Of depending your
Play of solitaire. Trim TT, to story.
Bake new kind Of cake.
A Nd THESE SEEMINGLY SIMPLE FOOLISH EXPEDIENTs
"A DO TURN THE TRICK They turn the trick by relieving
glands pressure holding your
system steady until it normal
For you cant while the wheels for bombing plane-or
the dmnutVe neggeeand think of your
time Wyniy the slow precise YOU
forget Exhibit a.
And undergraduates only medicine needed for just
about 90 and 90 1-100S per cent of your ailments.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08
Elsie Robinson
Don't Try to Think When You're Blue!

DON'T think when you're blue bewldered Don't y
~ up situation make program. Above all, don't
make decisions For nothing that think, do when
ro1,re in the dlnnos is eIiah nd the
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08

ypu 1t III AHt duilpS II Ieidoie' anu the
reasons plain
Thought doesn't just happen. It's a
definite product, as much product as the
power in your automobile
You wouldn't expect to get full power
out of damaged motor, would you? It's
equally impossible TO get rational re-
actions from demoralized thought machine.
WE DON'T know much about our thought
machines yet. but we have made one
important discovery. We now know that
we THINK WITH OUR WHOLE BODIES
Unsteady of merely with the brain.
The glands of our bodies-scoreS of
them little and big-are as necessary in
the construction of thought as the gray
matter within our skulls
These glands produce, and pour into
the blood stream. the mysterious essences
(hormonesl which make emotion. color
4
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-04-08
On the Side
BY E. V. During

q I8fe without pi0H
Is TsTrTyE TE = nome ~ Dc gan
.-t--ts merely as sou for discomfort
70 fhrre ID.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Jewish Women
Me ct on tuesday
Kenneth wlckvars Photo

AGUE OF WISH
WOMEN'S ORGANIZATIONS
VIII hold a meeting At p. III.
Tuesday in the Jewish Commu-
nifty Center, following sub
scription luncheon from 1915 10
lis o'clock.
The program, arranged by
Miss Eta Robinson includes
symposium on Direction in
Leadership, by Mrs. Julian Kro-
lik.
Participants will be Irene FL
lis Murphy who will discuss
Social Service the Volunteer
Women" Prof Carl O. Smith,
member Of the faculty Of Wayne
University whose subject is
Civic and Citizenship, and
Isaac Franck, director Of the
Jewish Community Council. who
will speak on Leadership in
Jewish Life
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Leeve on Tour

Mrs Ruggles. mother OF the
bridegroom, chose poudre
blue gown, royal blue hat and
royal blue accessories.
The reception followed IN the
ballroom of the Ingleside Club.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ruggles left on
short tour through northern
Michigan, and they plan on an
extended trip 10 Mexico later
this Winter.
For travelling Mrs. r. chose
a dress with a poudre blue lace
bodice, pulled sleeves and a full
black tsffeta skirt. She wore
a poudre blue cape with epau-
let's on the shoulder in matching
material.
Her chapeau was Of black
felt and silver fox trim. She
carried a silver fox muff
Mr. and Mrs. Richard Van
Dyke Molby OF Chicago boule-
ward announce the forthcom-
ing marriage Of their daughter,
Barbara, 20 Wilbur Edward
Snideman, son OF the late Mr..
and Mrs. Edward Snideman. -
The wedding will take place
al the Grace Episcopal Church
on. Friday evening AZ S o'clock
t44ttA--Ia A. bert P44lliHeeF MI
ONiciafe
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
She Wants a Job

During q recent visit here
from Washington. Mrs. Mclean
confided she expects 10 pass the
greater part OF the Winter in
Gotham and wants a job-a job
with a philanthropic angle. IL
she has her choice she'll work
with the Salvation Army, having
spent the past months rolling so
many bandages for British re-
lief organizations.
Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney.
who never had 10 worry about
excess poundage, has become in
credibly thin, far too thin.
There can be little doubt but
what certain situations" in the
family have caused Gertrude
Vanderbilt Whitney great worry
and concern these last few years
and that may account for her
thIpueSS.
There's going TO be quite
battle among New York host
eSSeS over just who is entitled
TO entertain the Duke and
Duchess of Windsor while they
are on Manhattan Isle. II is
generally believed the Sudyam
Cuttings will be the Windsors'
No. / host and hostess. But
Elsie de Wolfe Mendl has ar
rived from the Pacific Coast and
feels she deserves a crack at
the job.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Matron Of Honor

Mrs. Gordon NyquiSt will be
matron of honor, and Mrs. Wal
lace Cook and Miss Patricia
Mcknight viii be bridesmaids.
Wallace Cook will he best
man, and Philip Molby and Ger
aid Snideman viii seat the
guests.
The reception will be held at
the Whittier Hotel.
+ edith Roberta Hamilton.
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Rob
ert w Hamilton of Pontchar-
train drive became the bride Of
Charles X. Sestok. son Of Mrs.
Charles Sestok OF Southfield
road, Saturday at a lovely can
delight ceremony.
The wedding took place Al
$50 p. m. in the St. Joseph
Episcopal Church. Or. William
r. Kinder ofliClated
The bride wore an ivory satin
gown with a sweetheart neck
line. fitted bodice. long fitted
sleeves and a very full skirt
with a long graceful train.
Her hcaddreSS was OF orange
blossom wreathes from which
descended a voluminous bridal
illusion veil.
She carried a prayer book
that her mother carried when
She was wed. and a small cas-
cade bouquet Of gardenias and
Stophanntis
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Jeanne Marie Springer
! ToWedJ.JLawIet Nov.15
BY THE DowAGER

WEDDING plans Of a lovely
w Northend bride-elect have
been revealed. Jeanne Marie
Springer. daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Ray w Springer OF De
troit and Port Sanilac. Will
speak her vows 10 James J.
LaWler, son Of DR. and Mrs. {.
+. Lawler of Birmingham, No
Vember IS.
The wedding will take place
IN Gesu Church at Q a. m. and
Fl. Edward J. Majeske viii
officiate.
Miss Barbara F. Springer
sister OF the bride-elect, will be
maid OF honor.
Miss Florence Lawler, sister
Of the bridegroom, and Misses
Helen NJ. Murphy OF Toledo O.,
and Peggy Leapy will be brides
maids.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
.AA TO Entertain
At Fall Show

WOMENS ATHLETIC AS
ISOLATION will entertain
members and friends at the or
ganizationS annual Fail bridge
luncheon and fashion show Sat-
urday at ] p. m. at Webster
Hall. Putnam and Cass avenues.
Besides the door prizes there
will he a prize for every table.
Mrs Irvine Unger. general
chairman. is being assisted by
the following; MeSdames J. NJ.
Slider, II. D. Gather, Wilfred
Moore and Gordon Herrlck and
Miss Helen Toomey.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Art Treasures Safe

Consuelo Vanderbilt Warbur-
tor, The Myron {. TayIors and
other well-knowns living adj
jacent to the Henry Clay Frick
Fifth avenue mansion are over
joyed-now that the subter-
ranean vaults that Will house the
Frick collections of rare ebjets
q art, paintings and first edi-
tons ia the event on an air raid
have been completed.
Still Week-ending in Mayfair
Notwithstanding the fact that
the Hope Diamond, which she
owns, IS popularity supposed 10
jinx every one who wears II,
Mrs. Evalyn Walsh Mclean.
doesn't feel her possession of the
famous gem has any bearing on
the tragedies that have marked
her life.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
.DrexeI Deb
F ais to
Excite N. y,
BY MAURY PAUL
NEW YORK. Oct. II.

$3.50 " -
MEEK ENDING in Mayfair
w these are, indeed, strange
times. Here we have a Drexel
debutante among the 1912
buds and no one is impressed.
In an earlier generation the
press world woald have whipped
UP an editorial fanfare over
Drexel "debbie." Now, no one
appears even mildly interested
least of all society. Which
seems rather sad. For Doreen
DFexel. the Louis e ~ DreXelS
entry in the current debutante
sweepstakes, has far more pull
chritude and charm than most
Drexel "debs" OF the past.
Not a. few labor under
the mistaken impression that
Drexelx are one OF Societys
vintage clans. Nonsense-they
had money, but little azure blood
and via their dollars and bril-
liant marriages crashed the
social gates. With Doreen's
grandfather. Dandy Tony Drexel.
dead and most Of those Drexel
dollars extraYagantly cast to the
four winds, the Drexel star no
longer shines brightly in the
Mayfair heavens which means
Doreen's career as d debutante
Will be. only $3.50.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Miss SoUinoer
axis Vows

RUTHENE SOLLTNGER.
daughter Of Mrs. Albert Sol
linger Of Garrison avenue. Dear
born, spoke her vows 10 Donald
Book, son of Mrs. Lydia Book
OF Mason street, Dearborn. Sat-
urday in 81. GATHERINGS Chapel
OF SIS. Peter and Pauls Jesuit
Church.
Miss Virginia ttafy WAS maid
Of honor and Ruth Book, Doro-
thea Page and Margaret Mars
were bridesmaids.
Leroy Juhnke was the bride
groOm's best man and Harold
Penrod, Henry Painter and
James Du Ross seated the
guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. SOllinger left on
trip 10 New York City and
Washington, D. c.
They will reside in May ave-
Riie in Dearborn on their re-
turn.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12

She wore an exquisite string
OF pearls, a gift from the bride
groom.
Her flowers were hebe NUNS
and bouvardia conferred with
sweetheart roses SIT cascade.
completely covered with sheer
ethereal yelling, giving an in
triguing translucent effect
Mrs. Wayne Sheppard. matron
OF honor, wore gold taffeta and
velvet gown. The neckline was
OF sweetheart style pHffed three
quarter length sleeves and
velvet bodice.
She wore q Juliet cap of
matching gold velvet and her
flowers were wine-colored bebe
NUNS.
Mrs. Raymond Purcell. sister
OF the bridegroom, was brides
maid and wore gown fashioned
similar 20 the matron Of honors
in bottle green velvet and taf-
feta, a matching juliet cap and
yellow bebe NUNS.
Mrs. William Martin, also in
the wedding party. wore rust
colored taffeta and velvet,
Juliet cap and yellow bebe
NUNS
Or. Wesley }. Wicks, brother
Of the bride was best man. and
Wayne Sheppard and Gordon
Harrall seated the guests.
Mrs. Wicks, mother OF the
bride wore a champagne col
ored silk marquisette and lace
gown, a stunning large hat in
French felt in royal purple and
accessories In the same shade.
She wore an orchid corsage
bouquet.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
CLUB BRIEFS

TO RAISE funds with which
10 furnish the nursery at the
Detroit Osteopathic Hospital the
OFT OSTEOPATHIC
WOMEN'S CLUB will give its
annual bridge party. Tuesday, in
the auditorium OF the Ernst
Kern store. under the chairman
ship OF Mrs. A. p. Warthman,
RoSeVille.
East Detroit branch OF the
WOMAN'S NATIONAL FARM
AND GARDEN ASSOCIATION
will observe its third anniver-
sary Monday when a luncheon,
arranged by Mrs. Ray Curtis,
will be given at Botsford Inn.
ESTINE WOMAN'S
ASSOCIATION will be enter
tanned AT a luncheon, followed
by program, Thursday, al
1890 o'clock. in the home Of
Mrs. C. +. Street in Moss ave-
nue.. Highland Park.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
VIII Seat Guests

George W Lawler- brother Of
the bridegroom=elect. will be
best man. Charles + Lawler
Jr.. also a brother, Ray w.
Springer brother Of the bride
elect. and Waldo Mcknight viii
seat the guests
The wedding breakfast wifi
follow at Dearborn Inn.
Miss Springer * n graduate az
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Bride Wears Silk

The White Room OF the Ingle-
side Club, with delightful
background of palms, large
vases OF bouvardia, bebe NUNS
and Stephanotis surrounding the
large, attractive fireplace, was
the scene of the marriage cere-
mony of Helen Wicks, daughter
OF DR.. and Mrs. +. II Wicks Of
Colorado avenue, and Paul w.
Ruggles. son OF MIR and Mrs.
Harry Ruggles OF Three Rivers
Mich.
The Rev. c. p. Alien offiei-
ated at a 4 p. m. service Sat
urday.
The bride wore a gown OF
ivory silk HarqHisette with the
entire bodice embroidered ip
seed pearls and bugle beads.
sweetheart neckline, sleeves with.
leg o mutton effect and fitted
below the elbow, an extremely
full skirt and a three-yard
train.
Her heAddreSs was a coronet
Of seed pearls with voftrft-
nous ivory t6lle yelling.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12

81. Joseplrs Academy Adrian,
Mich.
Both Miss Springer and Mr..
Lawler attended the University
Of Detroit.
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Luncheon Friday
For Zoar Societv

LADIES OF ZOAR SOCIETY
viii hold their m Getting and
luncheon on Friday Al 1890
p. IN. in 81. Johns Church
House. Hostesses for the day
are
MEsDAMEs
Edward Gsrp0w Fiors Marshall
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12

Detroit Sunday Times, October l., 1041
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12
Bebe Mum Flowers

She wore an exquisite string
OF pearls. a gift from the bride
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12

Plaid Jacket Outfits Two-Piece jacket Suits
ing dresses, the coats suitable TO wear with
other dresses
A splendid selection OF fur-frimmed fashions
in acket versions and long coat styles in
GUIDED
Included are smart two-tone suits, and suits
with Mouton Lamb jackets.
All the newest coIors: ereys, beige, browns,
greens, blues, black and Others.
Kin<'t-sseoad Floor
Detroit evening times. (Detroit, Mich) 1921-1958, 1941-10-12

Coat sbct-KL~e'.-Foprfb FIsos
The Daily Alaska empire., 1941-07-21
Variety Coming Up
Cincinnati Ennllirerl

Cincinnati Enqurer)
 Thanks to the vagaries of Texas politics, the United States Senate, sometimes described the greatest deliberative body in the wordo soon will be joined in it's deliberation by w. Lee Pass the Biscuits Pappy" ODaniel now Chief Executive of the Lone Star State and victor by bare 100O-vote plurality in the to select successor to the late Senator Morris Sheppard
 ODaniels victory in the free-for-all just concluded rather less surprising than his earlier success in the gubernatoral election. His promn- ence and office gave him a powerful advantage in so large field of canddates-there were 23 in all. And the hold he had secured in the rural sections, amongst the families long delighted by the flour mans hill billy band radio program, proved to be his margin of victory Representative Lyndon Johnson, Representative Martin Dies, and State Attorney General Mann, the other chief contenders
 In his relatively meteoric rise in Texas politics ODanie relied upon simple tred-and-true rules for success. He evidently realized from the experience Of Huey Long, the advantage of using sound truck. And he was enough of a snowman to appreciate the of the hill billy band and its Pass the Biscuits Pappy" campaign theme song The rest of his for mua for success was quite simple He promised all Texans monthly pensions of $50 month at the age of 65 they then getting an average of sl424, but only when needed), and he proceeded to attack all professional politicians" His campaign platform was the Ten Commandments.
 In the state which gave the world Farmer Jim' and Ma" Ferguson, the success of ODaniel's po- tca formula was perhaps not surprising after all He had his troubles however, after entering the governorship His revenue program begged down, and state pensions instead of being raised to $3O soon dropped to an average of $824. storm of protest was aroused in the state when he gave condemned Negro 30day reprieve "so he could face death that much longer" ODaniel, rather typcaly, defended himself in a radio address in which he said: Not being of political mind, did not care tn c1al frank, open, and honest disposition prompted me to prepare statement" The burden of his argument was that the whole thing meant to dscredt capital punishment.
 It remains to be seen how much talent ODaniel VIII bring to the Senate, but certainly he will bring variety.
 There is breed of dog which doesn't bark some nights we wish it was more popular
The Daily Alaska empire., 1941-07-21
ONE THIRD WHAT IT MIGHT BE

There is food for thought, but not much ground for satisfaction in comparison between what we do with of our important Alaska resources, and what might do with it.
 In 1888 the Alaska herring catch was 75,O54 900 pounds, which is just about equal to the 74330oOO pounds of herring imported into the United States from abroad in the year. But the imports were worth $6O92O0O while the Alaska catch was worth only $2053OOO
 The fish, in most respects, were identical But the herring which the nation had to import to meet domestic demand in the form of herring packed in oil herring smoked and kppered, herring pickeed salted, fresh frozen. The herring caught in Alaska became fertilizer and fodder bait for fishing cured for animal food
 With the nation gearing up it's economy to make the most out of every resource, here is one which should not be overlooked
The Daily Alaska empire., 1941-07-21
THE DIOMEDES AGAIN

In slightly hysterical vein, the Cleveland Plain Dealer editorializes on Alaska as follows:
 No longer is it 5000 miles of the Atlantic or 5000 miles of the Pacific that keeps the away from America It is little more than one mile of channel in Boring Strait separating Big Dio- mede and Little Diomede Islands. The larger spot is Russian and in recent months considerable military activity has been reported from there The smaller is the property of the United States and like most of Alaska, is undefended Besides the shallow waters of narrow channel only the imaginary inter national dateine between the outposts of Mos COW and the United States.
 Anyone the least bit acquainted with the facts knows that this is not entirely matter of geo. graphic strategy as the Soationsts contend. It is conducted from within, by traitors and agents, by fifth-coumn propaganda and the psychological of fensve But even under isolationist definitions the become a physical threat to this nation through such geographic conditions exist in Boring Strait.
 should Germany crush Russia-as most mili- tary experts antcipate-gain control of the trans Siberian Railway and come into possession of the vast Siberian area, Big Dionede would become a loaded pistol pointed at the back of Uncle sam's neck. It would be utter folly to belitte the threat that this implies
 By the Russo German clash the fallacy of allowing Alaskan defenses to lag is made clear Within the last two years some steps have been taken to build naval submarine and air bases on Baranov Island, far to the south of the Diomedes on Kodiak Island, at Unalaska and air bases at An chorage and Metlakatla, but much remains to be done. Alaska as it stands today, constitutes in- viting invasion point for a hostile power. Canada's defenses in the northwest are of no consequence. determined force, operating from Siberia could establish itself wide area before either the Dominion the United States could do much to resist it."
 There is great deal of sense in what the Plain Dealer has to say just there is considerable folly The Diomedes not factors in any war between the hemspheres Russia has not been fortifying Big Diomede. Not Big Diomede, but the whole of Siberia will loaded pistol pointed at the back of
The Daily Alaska empire., 1941-07-21

the bodice and accordion pleats in the skirt.
 This was revolution in the life Of the Senate's only woman, but it happened on the impulse of the mo- ment.
 Hattie had been persuaded to sit Tor a portrait. Artist Cyril Gard ner of Philadelphia began his work, then paused to suggest that the pie ture would have more brightness if Mrs. Caraway could wear a bright colored dress.
 But I always wear black" she said. T have worn black for the last ten years" T know" said Gardnes, but if just for the picture-it would brinp out the blue in your eyes, yor know"
 Hattie changed her mind on the instant. Its true" she said, "tha, haven't had a new evening dress for long time. Let's go buy one
 And now she is wearing that gowr every day as she sits for the DOT. trait. She changes, in her office from black to the blue, then chang. es to the black again before sh, emergeS.
 Sometimes. sitting for the DOT trait with hands folded. she burst into little laugh. Don't mind me, she says, T was just thinking hoy funny I must look"