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Evening star., 1941-07-19
Suburban
Social
Notes
John G. Ball Family
Leaves for Stay
In Alleghenies

DR.. and Mrs. John G. Ball OF
Bethesda, Nd, and their small
daughter, Susan Ball, left this
morning to join DR.. Balls parents,
who are at their summer cottage in
the foothills of the Allegheny Plateau
in Western Pennsylvania. They will
return to Bethesda shortly after
August l.
Judge and Mrs. Herman C. Heff-
ner, with their son and daughter-in-
law, Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Hefner,
and their son Jack, have returned
from a motor trip to Atlanta, Chat
tanooga and Knoxville, Tenn, and
a tour through the Great Smokes.
Mr.. and Mrs E. D. Jones of Silver
Spring, Md. are spending short
time in Bluemont, Va. and from
there they plan to go to Manchester
Pa. They will return in about two
weeks.
Mr.. Andrew w. Clarke. member
of the Fairfax County Board Of
Supervisors from Mount Vernon
district, has returned to his Belle
Haven home. following a vacation
trip TO Atlantic City, N. J.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. DeMick Of
Arlington have as their guests, Mr..
and Mrs. c. H. Lephers and their
daughter Ann of st. Francesville,
Ill, and Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Lephers of Olney, Ill.
Miss Louise M Moreland Arling-
ton; Miss Katharine Hutchinson,
Chevy Chase: Miss Charlotte Parks
and Miss Barbara Middlekauff of
Washington left today to spend
the week end in Atlantic City.
/ 1t. Col. and Mrs Merle H. Davis
of Arlington have been joined by
/ their son. Mr.. Richard G.. Davis,
who has been vacationing in Ver-
mont.
Mr.. Willie S. Bass of Danville, Va,
is spending a few days in Washing
ton and is staying with friends at
804 Burnside place in Hyattsville.
Mrs. Wallis Schutt Of Arlington is
the guest Of her son and daughter
in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. w I. Schutt
of Memphis. Tenn, in their sum-
mer home at Blue Ridge Summit.
Miss Isabel Gill, niece of Mr. and
Mrs. Wilbert T. Woodson of Fair
fax, Va, sailed for Bermuda. where
she has been transferred to the
United States Government hospital
as nurse.
Mr.. Robert Green. jr., and Miss
Helen Virginia Green of Irvington.
N. j., are visiting their uncle and
aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Woodson.
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Leidy to Become
Bride Of G. E. Paine, Jr.,
At Newport Today
Many From Washington Take Part
In Red Cross Benefit Ball
At Resorts Casino

Newport Washington residents this
whom attend the wedding today of Miss
Joan Wdener Euss Paine the Red Cross
benefit ball there last night Mrs Frederick Mitchell Gould
contributed the benefit Countess Laszo szcheny
dinner hostess Whitney Villa before the ball Mrs Gould
joined yesterday Edward L. Logan Cohasse Mass had
Gould Villa before the ball.
Bar Habor has drawn its share participate
social
will Kebo Valley Golf Club there week
and the of weekly putting tournaments will be held
Monday Mrs Nathan Wyeth
entered the first Monday MI Wholean paired
Polly Philadelphia the
Margaret of Washington
among spectators Whoean presided the tables
Montague Hostess
To 200 Guests at
Mrs Gilbert Montague entertained tea at Beauso her Seal
Harbor this week for of than 200 Wash
of colony included Prince
Buaneddn Miss Bell Nfr Mrs Marshall Lang
and Mrs James F. Mitchell, Mr..
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Betty Hicks
Wed to Mr.. McVav

Miss Betty Hicks became the bride
of Mr. John Howard McVay Satur-
day, July S. The ceremony was
performed at Cooling Brook, the
home of the brides parents. The
Rev. James A. Millard, jr., con-
Quoted the ceremony according to
the rites of the Presbyterian
Church.
The bride, who was given in mar
riage by her father, Mr.. Thomas
Hicks, wore shadow organdie cut
in basque bodice with sweetheart
neckline. She wore pearls and a
bracelet which were worn by her
mother when she was married.
The attendants of the bride were
Mrs. j. j. Bass, jr. of Roanoke. Va,
her sister. and Miss Elizabeth Cole
man of Arlington. Va. The attend
ants wore organdie gowns of pastel
shades, cut in lines similar to the
brides dress and carried bouquets
of garden flowers
The ceremony took place in the
living room before an improvised
altar. The decorations were green
pine boughs and white gladioluses
with cathedral candles. Mrs. Thomas
Flournoy played several selections
before the ceremony and the we'd
ding march.
Little Jane Gordon and Bette
Bass, nieces of the bride. we're
flower girls and wore white Or
candle.
The ring bearer was little David
Flournoy Hicks, ID, son of 1t. and
Mrs. r. B. Hicks of Fort Bragg.
Only guests were members of the
immediate families of the couple
and few out-of town friends. Mr..
and Mrs McVay will make their
home in Arlington County, where
Mrs. McVay has been teaching.
Evening star., 1941-07-19

20, 81, 80, IS and 81. Size Is (3l) re-
quires, with short sleeves, 81 yards
39-inch material.
Send IS cents for the new Barbara
Bell Pattern Book, just of the press
Here Is an advance review of the
smartest fashions for fall, for all
ages and sizes. Dresses, suits, coats,
blouses, aprons, lingerie and a host
of new ideas for children.
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Helen Hughes
Feted at Shower

Mrs George P Grove was hostess
Thursday afternoon at bridge
luncheon and linen shower given at
the Washington Golf and Country
CLUB in honor of Miss Helen Marie
Hughes. whose marriage to 1t.
Charles l. Littell of Bloomington.
Ill. will take place August 2. Miss
Hughes is the daughter of Maj.
and Mrs. Roy Ellis Hughes.
The other guests at the luncheon
and shower were Miss Elaine
FISHERMAN, Miss Harriet Stanton,
Miss Jane Chaplin. Miss Nita Rus
sell, Miss Lois Davis and Mrs. Roy
Ellis Hughes, mother of the bride
elect
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Lee to Make
Debut October II

Mrs. Clarence A. Aspinwall has
set october II for the date on
which she and Mr.. Aspinwall will
introduce her daughter, Miss
Elizabeth Lee, to society. The
party will be reception at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Aspinwall
on Kalorama road.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aspinwall, Miss
Lee and Miss Mary Randolph
Rue will sail Wednesday for
Mexico City to visit Miss Lees
brother, Mr.. Blair Lee, Sd, who
is connected with the United
States Embassy there. Mrs. Will
liam J. Flather and her daughter,
Miss Agnes Flather, will be on the
same boat.
Evening star., 1941-07-19

and Mrs. Theodore Marburg, MI.
and Mrs. Thomas Bell Sweeney. Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Marlatt and Mrs.
Louis c. Lehr.
Mrs. Marshall Langhorne and
MIS-. Louis Lehr of Washington
were honored at a large dinner
party this week. given by Mrs.
Stanley Marshall Rinehart of Wash
ington and New York. who is better
known as the novelist, Mary Rob-
erts Rinehart.
Kenarden Lodge, the summer
estate of Mrs. John T. Dorrance of
Baltimore and Philadelphia, will be
the scene of a concert Tuesday, July
%. for the benefit of the British War
Relief Society, and organized by the
Mount Desert Island branch. The
artists will be Nine. Karin Branzell,
contralto of the Metropolitan Opera
Co, accompanied by Dr. Emile En-
thoven. Celius Dougherty and Vim
cenz Ruzicka, Well-knoWn concert
pianists. will perform on the same
program. PatroneSSes include Mrs.
M. Taylor Pyne. Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas Bell Sweeney. Mrs. Gist
Blair, Princess Burhaneddin, Mrs.
Chandler Hale, Mrs. Marshall Lang
horne. Mrs Henry Morgenthau, sr.,
all of the Washington colony.
MIR. Summerlin Sails.
For Vacation in Chile.
n+bor uTo SI,i,, otoojo,e oro snot
tering far and wide. with Mr.. George
Grant Mason passing the season at
Northeast Harbor. Me, and Mr..
George T. Summerlin, chief of pro-
tocol of the State Department. going
in the opposite direction, having
sailed yesterday aboard the Santa
Elena en- route to Valparaiso, Chile.
Al NarraganSett, R. l., Miss Ann H.
Wilkinson. daughter of Capt. and
Mrs. Theodore S. Wilkinson, is pay
ing a visit to Miss Marjorie S. Shell
don. daughter of Mrs. M. Chase
Sheldon
Mrs. S. Wallace Dempsey has
closed her apartment at the May
flower Hotel and gone to Chatham,
on Cape Cod, for the summer.
Former Representative Dempsey will
Join her there later in the season.
At SWampscott, Mass, the children
of Capt. and Mrs. Elliott Roosevelt
have arrived at the Ocean House to
visit their maternal grandmother,
Mrs. Goggins. and will be joined
later by their mother.
Mr.. and Mrs. Powell
Hosts at Cocktails.
The "stay-at-homes" continue to
enjoy the informal parties in the
Capital. and a delightful one of yes
terday was the cocktail gathering
held by Mr.. and Mrs w Royce
Powell in their Georgetown home.
Honor guest was Miss Josephine
Barlow of Havana, who is visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. Newbold Walmsley.
Today's calendar includes the
luncheon given by Miss Betty Tup-
man at the Shoreham, as farewell
TO some of her friends before she
leaves to spend the remainder of the
summer at a camp in the Poconos.
Among her guests was Miss Nancy
Limerick of Miami, who is visiting
Miss Tupman. Others were Miss
EdWina Walden, Miss Polly Smith,
Miss Nancy Creech and Miss Ann
Newly.
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Air Corps Group
Host at Dance

The Air Corps Recreational
Association entertained at a
dance last night in the new
ballroom of the Shoreham Hotel.
Officers came from Boiling Field,
Mitchell Field and other air sta
tions in nearby States to join the
civilian workers of the War De-
partments Aviation Division in
the festivities. The Assistant
Secretary of War for Air. Mr..
Robert A. Lovett, was among the
high officials present.
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Mary L. Morse
Engaged to Wed

Mr.. Huntington Tomlinson
Morse announces the engagement
of his daughter, Miss Mary
Louise Morse, to Mr.. Douglas
Wood Hamilton.
Miss Morse attended school in
Denmark for several years and
also attended Arlington Hall
School in Arlington, Va. Mr..
Hamilton is the son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Bruce Hamilton of
Emerald Hill, Ellicott City, Md.
The wedding will take place in
the fall.
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Fete for Mrs. Bennett

The welcome home" buffet supper
honoring Mrs. Jean Bennett, presi-
dent of the American Federation of
Soroptimist Clubs, will be held to-
night at 7 o'clock at the Washington
Hotel instead of at the Mayf1ower
Hotel as previously announced. Mrs.
Bennett recently returned from an
extended tour,
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Davis to Wed

Mr. and Mrs. John c. Davis Of
Needham, Mass, announce the en-
gagement of their daughter, Miss
Marjorie Davis, to Mr.. T. Benton
Brooks of Washington and Balti-
more. Mr.. Brooks is the son of
Mrs. Alfred H. Brooks of this city.
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Back From japan

DR.. A. A. Shaper Of Louisville, a
frequent visitor in Washington, has
returned to New York from a trip
around the globe in which he
visited Japan, the Orient and South
Africa
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Weddings of Interest
Miss Vera Alice Hanson
Bride of DR.. DauehtOn

Historic Falls Church. in Falls
Church, Va, was the scene last
evening of the wedding of Miss
Vera Alice Hanson, daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Ingval Theodore Hanson
of Richmond. Va, and DR.. Alva
Duckett Daughton, son of Mrs. John
B. Daughton of Falls Church. The
Rev. w. Leigh Ribble officiated at 8
O'Clock. Miss Ernestine Mason Of
Richmond sang, accompanied by
Miss Bessie Mae Stevens of Falls
Church.
White gladioluses and candlabra
decorated the altar, and candles and
green's were placed in each window
OF the church.
The bride was given in marriage
by her father and wore a gown of
white starched organdy with very
long train. The dress had high
neckline with an embroidered or
CANDY ruffle forming a yoke, and
the long sleeves came in points over
the hands. Her net veil was held
by three white blossoms. and the
bride carried gladioluses and gyp-
| sophelia
Mrs. Henry A. Schumacher was
her sisters matron of honor and
only attendant. She wore starched
figured blue organza gown made
with bouffant skirt. and had a hat
of real blue delphinium edged with
blue organza. She carried an old
fashioned bouquet of salmon gladio-
luses and delphinium.
The best man was Mr.. Fulton
Lewis. jr, of Washington and ushers
were Drs. Thomas Bradley and H.
Franklin Kreuzberg of Washington,
DR.. Herbert Wolf of Alexandria
and DR.. Charles Canada of Falls
Church.
A reception at the Washington
Golf and Country Club in Arlington
followed Mr.. and Mrs. Hanson
and Mrs. Daughton were in the
receiving line Mrs Hanson was in
periwinkle blue sheer with gar
denla corSage ana the brldeerOOm
mother choose black lace and
chiffon with white orchid corsage.
After a wedding trip to Eagles
mere, Pa. the couple will return to
make their home in Country Club
Hills, Arlington.
For travelling the bride wore a
green and white sheer dress with
an orchid corsage and white
accessories.
Out-of- town guests at the we'd
ding included Mr. and Mrs. Donald
Ness, Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Cockley.
Mr. and Mrs. Peter Burgard, all
of York, Pa: Mr.. Paul Stickler, Mr..
Paul Bliley. Miss Martha Rountree.
Miss Marjorie Woodall, Miss Hester
Corbell and Miss Lola Thomas, all
Of Richmond.
Evening star., 1941-07-19

Sweden purchased nearly S5000.-
900 worth of American aeronautic
products in the first six months of
this year
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Muriel Delight Nook
Wed to Mr.. F. L. Wessely.

bNu W W.T.. r 4. l.. NeSScIy,
A wedding of interest in Takoma
Park took place in the Hyattsville
Seventh-Day Adventist Church Sun
day afternoon at 2:30 o'clock when
Miss Muriel Delight Nook, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Dennis
Nook of Takoma Park, and Mr..
Frank Ludwig Wesley, son of Mrs.
Amalie Wessely and the late Mr..
Wesley of Pittsburgh, Pa, were
married. The Rev. L. Harrison
King, president of the West Penn
sylvania Conference OF Seventh
Day Adventists, of Greensburg, ON
ciated.
Preceding the ceremony, Mr..
Perlie de Henderson played several
organ numbers and Mr.. Fenton
Froom sang and as the bride en-
tered with her father the bride
groom sang Because"
The church was decorated with
palms and ferns and two large bas-
kets Of gladioluses and q long basket
of roses, delphinium and gypso-
philia.
The bride wore long gown Of
white marquisette and lace with q
fingertip-length veil held in place
by clusters of orange blossoms. She
carried a small white Bible with
streamers of white satin ribbon on
which were sweetheart roses. Her
corsage bouquet was of gardenias.
Her sister, Mrs. Thelma Mahoney
OF jamestown, N. Y, was her ma
tron OF honor. She wore a blue
gown with a small blue veil and
carried q bouquet of talisman roses
tied with q yellow ribbon.
The bridesmaid was Miss Helen L.
Peterson of Pittsburgh. She wore
a long pink gown with q small pink
veil and carried pink rosebuds tied
with = blue ribbon.
The flower girl was little Bonnie
Nook. niece OF the bride. She wore
frock of green net with little pink
| flowers at her neck and in her hair.
She carried \ nosegay of pink rose
buds and gypsophilia.
The best man was Mr.. Justin c.
Jones OF pittsburgh and the usher
was DIR. Wallace N. Nook Of Takoma
Park, brother Of the bride.
A reception WAS held following the
ceremony at the home of DR.. and
Mrs. Nook for about IS guests.
Later Mr.. and Mrs. Wessely left
on their wedding trip, which in
cluded Philadelphia, Jones Beach
on Long Island and q tour of the
New England States. The bride
wore . suit Of two shades of orchid
with matching straw hat and white
accessories.
They will reside in Pittsburgh.
Among the out-of-town guests
were Mrs. Wesley, mother of the
bridegroom; Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Metzger. Mr. and Mrs. Justin Jones
Mr.. Grant Mahoney and two sons,
Mr.. Robert Mahoney and Mr.. Grant
Mahoney. and Mrs. George Petrie
Of Pittsburgh.
Miss Lucille Taylor Is Bride
Of Mr.. PauI ". CarItsIe
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Bethesda Club Party

The Bethesda Woman's Club will
have dessert bridge for members
Tuesday at l pm. at the clubhouse
Evening star., 1941-07-19

Many Chinese opticians are now
operating in the Philippines.
Evening star., 1941-07-19

Mr.. Emmett E. Reed of Houston
Tex. June %.
The ceremony took place in the
garden of the Van Eek home,
"Belora Villa" and was performed
by the Rev Daniel Bliss of the
Second Congregational Church OF
Greenwich.
The bride was given in marriage
by her father. Her gown was of
ivory marquisette trimmed with old
lace which had been part of her
mothers bridal gown and satin. A
coronet made of the same rose point
lace held the veil of ivory tulle. She
carried a shower bouquet of stepha-
notis. gardenias and butterfly Or
chids.
The bride was attended by her
sister, Miss Henriette Marie van
Eek, who was maid of honor, and
Miss Nellia Shields of Pembine. Wis,
and Miami Beach. Fla, niece OF Mr.
Reed, who was flower girl. Their
gowns were in light blue and pink
and they carried bouquets of sweet
heart roses.
The best man was Mr.. Karl Ewald
of Centerville. Miss. and the ushers
were the Messrs. John c. van Eek.
and Bart r. van Eek. brothers OF
the bride, and Ernest Mertz OF
Mount Airy, Pa. The two pages
who also composed the bridal party
were Ronald Fraser and John Har-
ris. both of New York City.
After short wedding trip to
Nantucket, Mass, the couple 1.
now at home at Sedgewick Gardens
on Connecticut avenue.
The bride attended Rosemary Hall
IN Greenwich and was graduated
from Miss Spence's School, New
York City, and Principia College,
st. Louis, Mo. Mr.. Reed attended
Principia College and Georgetown
University, and is now employed by
the Federal Government.
Evening star., 1941-07-19

Miss Lucille Taylor Is Bride
OF Mr.. Paul W. Carlisle.
Word has just been received ef
the marriage Of Mr.. Paul Willard
Evening star., 1941-07-19
Miss Alice p. Ahalt Bride
OF Mr.. DOlph Hays

OF Mr.. DOlph Hays
The marriage of Miss Alice Pilmer
Ahalt, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Clarence R. Ahalt, to Mr.. Dolph
Hays, son of Mrs. Beulah Hays of
Little Rock, Ark, took place at $50
o'clock Wednesday afternoon, in the
home of the brides parents in Ar
lington, the Rev. George Grewenow
| officiating
The wedding music was played by
Mrs. Groome Eareckson, pianist. The
ceremony took place in front of the
fireplace which was decorated with
palms, fern and flowers. Only q
few relatives and close friends were
present and an informal reception
followed.
The bride wore a white chiffon
floor length dress designed with a
Chantilly lace yolk, long full sleeves
and a full skirt. A Juliet cap of
lace held her shoulder length veil
In place and she carried white roses
and orchids.
Mrs Ralph Kimle, sister of the
bride. was the matron of honor wear
ing q gray marquisette over yellow
dress made on boufiant lines and
her bouquet was Of yellow roses.
Mr.. John Hayward was the best
man.
The brides going away costume
was a navy blue suit trimmed In
white, with matching accessories
and 4 corsage of white orchids
After a wedding trip north the cou-
pie will reside in Colonial Village
The bride attended the Nationa,
Cathedral School for Girls and i.
a graduate of George Washington
University. She is a member ol
Kappa Kappa Gamma Fraternity
Mr.. Hays was graduated from George
Washington University School o.
Law. He is a member of Kapps
Alpha Fraternity.
Miss Agnes van Eek Wed
To Mr.. Emmett L. Reed.
Announcement is being made o
the marriage of Miss Agnes var
Eek, daughter of Baron ant
Baroness Jan Carel van Eek o.
Greenwich, Conn. to Mr.. Emmet
Lee Reed OF Washington. son o.
Mrs. Charles NJ. Hobart and the lat
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1941-11-22

A romantic coed walking through
the woods heard a voice say, you
darling creature" She looked around,
saw no person but the voice repeated:
You darling creature" Looking down
she saw a hop toad at her feet. Who
ever heard Of hop toad speaking2"
she unused.
Il have not always been a hop toad"
he replied. Il was once a handsome
young mana prince-cursed into this
form by wicked witch. If you win but
take me home and put me on the
pillow of your bed tonight I viii be
transformed into a handsome young
man"
And so the coed took the hop toad
home and put him on her pillow and
sure enough, the next morning, there
was a handsome young man beside her
But she was never able to make her
mother believe that story
The following is from the Shelby
Tribune:
2 PERSONS GET TOUGH BREAK
Word comes from Toole county that
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1941-11-22
GAS FIELD PRIoRITIEs

Donald M. Nelson, director of prior
tiles, has issued an Interpretation Of
an order which permits delivery Of
material to producers engaged in the
depletion of natural gas pools, pro-
viding gas produced is for general use
by the public. The rating in connec-
ton with this order it was pointed
out, does not permit application for
producers engaged in the discovery or
development of natural gas pools.
Kelvin and Cut Bank wells are con-
sidered essential to national defense,
since they supply plants producing
strategic metals.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1941-11-22
NelU Electric
Heater Removes
PGr1ffin Wax

Electric heaters for the removal Of
paraffin wax from Cut Bank wells was
tried without much success and steam
ing has thus far proven the most
efficient method. A new type electric
heater is now being introduced, in
volving the tubing and rods as the
elements of an electric heater. When
a direct current is passed through
the tubing and rods Of well, where
the tubing and rods have been in
sulated at the we'll head, sufficient
heat can be generated to melt the
wax in the tubing or casing. Electrical
contact with the tubing is made at a
point below where paraffin is known
to accumulate. Low-voltage high
amperage generators apply the cur
rent for from one to two hours after
which the melted paraffin is pumped
out
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1941-11-22

Bill Fargher viii not be in Harlowton
this week to see that certain young
lady. F'argher, one of the best at his
profession in the Kevin-Sunburst oil
and gas field, had the misfortune 10
lose his tools and all in a deep test.
AS a result, his lady friend Is still
waiting for him But what good would
Bill be in Harlowton without his
tools?
Friend: what Is your favorite
sport. doctor?"
Doctor "sleighing."
Friend: mo. I mean apart from
business"
Customer: IT want a pair Of stock
ings."
Clerk: For your wife, or shall I
show you something betterP"
why are you rushing about like
this on hot day2"
I'm trying to get something for
my husband"
Had any offers?"
Margaret; do you know Art?"
Clarence: art who?"
Margaret "Artesian"
Clarence: "Sure. know Artesian
well"
Cwendolyn: II had date with
general last night"
Madeline: Major general?"
Gwendolyn: Not yet"
A young lady apparently fresh from
the country, who wanted to keep up
with the latest styles recently went
into dry goods store and called for
a pair Of rolled hose. The clerk was
equal to the occasion-with little to
spare.
Have a seat, Miss" he said with
alacrity, I'VE roll them free of charge"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1941-11-22

Old Maid: IT bet that man was EN-
barrassed when you caught him look
ing over the transom."
Second o. NJ: Gosh. yes. thought
he'd never get over 1t"
do you love me, darling?"
you know do Harry"
Harry? My names Sam"
"Of Counsel I keep thinking today
is Monday"
Let me show you something new
in a snappy sedan" said the auto
salesman.
1T won't 90 a bit of good" she re-
piled, and don't think you could,
anyway"
Mary, were you entertaining a visi-
tor in the kitchen last night2"
That's TO him to say, mum. An was
dom the best All could"
Us Mr.. Smith inP" asked lady Of
the office boy.
mo, madam" said the well-trained
boy. Hes gone to lunch with his
wife"
"Oh, really?" snorted the lady well,
when he comes in, just tell him that
his typist called"
you drunken beast! If I were in
your condition I'd shoot myself"
Lady, if you wazh in my cndishun,
you'd mish yershelfl"
who are those people who are
asked the recruit as the
marched to the train.
Those" replied the veteran, "are
the people who are not going"
Every time I hear some woman get
ting wound up I know somebody is
going to get run down.
Notice posted in a pleasure boat be-