The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-07-08
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 ways considered the smartest of all people.
 Most of the news about Broad way comes from spots that are blocks away from the Main Stem Y. The reason Common Folks have an idea that nightcluhs are wonderful places, is because most people see them when joynt is in It's glory = on New Years Eve ]. Broadwayl:es are supposed to be pasty-faced because of the life they lead. But when you see them, they're all bronsed and ruddy-- thanks to the barber's sun-lamp <, {. Broadway is full of hard-working people. You have to work hard to get to the top -- and harder to stay there k. \. When a man is O nobody and ignores people, nobody says anything about it. But when he clicks and ignores those same people, he is called conceited, snob- Dish and other things Many of the celebs on the street that the whole world wants to know aren't liked by the friends who know them A man who knows the right people is always cpnsid- cred more important than a fellow who knows as much as Einsteill. Everybody worries. Even those who have everything always turn to the income tax subject for their trying towel.
 Those who refuse drinks are are considered wet blankets, but those who drink are always urging others not to A man may not know anything about English, but If his double talk is iinpeccable, he Is classed as a linguist A sad story about somebody always gets everybody's sympathy. even the sym pathy of those who helped make the story sad One heel will always complain about the actions of another - but that won't stop the first one from being Q heel |. |. Broadwayites will laugh at the celeb-worshipping of ordinary peo. pie. but try to impress people with the big names they know.
 Many of the debs are nice kids who have too much dough, not enough normal life and keep search. ing for happiness. The reason most of them are afflicted with ennui is because the only thing wrose than working is not having anything to work at The older society folk have the attitude of being bored with everything. But most of all, they're bored with themselves :. Many of the well-dressed beauties everybody envies are merely mod. els whose jobs it is to be seen in the best places wearing the late est styles Very few people are hated, most of them are envied. Even if you make five dollars more than the next fellow, he will envy you It is considered wrong to point out that big-shot is wrong even if he is If you heard the gag before and admit 1t, you're a kill-joy; if you laugh at 1t, you're q stooge Everybody laughs at and raps the playboys, but most guys who do so wish they could afford to do what playboys do. Being ridiculed by people isn't always bad. It all depends on the people who do the ridiculing. {. Important people will tell you that most of the praise they receive is phony. But that doesn't prevent them from being fooled by phony compliments.
 It is an amazing little world in Big City. A small town Main street, as someone has said, with the spot light turned on it" The Dia- mond Stickpin on Americas shirt front. "You mean" once heckled 6 country editor, "it's the grease spot on Americas vestl"