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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1941-04-17
Major Schedule Today

Baseball schedules Tor today:
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Philadelphia a. New YORK
Washington AZ Boston.
Chicago AZ Cleveland
Detroit AZ St Louis
NATIONAL LEAGUE
New York al Brooklyn.
Boston AZ Philadelphia.
Pittsburgh az Chicago
81, Louis az Cincinnati
ROLE IN BLOSSOMS"
Claire James has been added 70
the cast Of Blossoms in the Dust. 9"
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Hosiak VS.. Zale Fiqhi OFF

CuCA0O-A scheduled between Mddlewesht Champion
Tony zAle Champion Al Hoak Seattle
called
gate
Promoter Hin Rand Eddie Hostaks
told
The Seattle fighter previously per
he bout had
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RAIN HALu CANE

EUGENE. 0rs--The University
Of Oregon Fresh led 2 TO o when
their baseball game with Salem
high was rained cut after one in
ming yesterday.
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SAC RANENTO

Totals ~ z 3 81 Il 2
Batted for Munger in sixth
b Batted for Caplinger in eighth.
score ny Innings
Los Angeles 800. 900 40 600 2
sacramento 49,. ... .Ol0 600 DOL
Summary Losing pitcher Munger
innings pitched bv Munger e. Cap
linger 2 AZ bat off Munger az. Cap
linger 8. runs. Munger 2. hits. Nun
ser Z csplinger !; runs responsible
for, Bonetti 2, Munger 2: bases on
balls. Bonetti !. Munger 3 struck
out Bonetti 8 Munger 2 caplinger
8. Dooson ! hit by pitcher. Moore
by Munger, left on bases Los Ange-
les 7. Sacramento 4. passed balls,
Wieozorek 2; two-base hits. Samhan-
mer. Adams, three base hits, Adams
Quinn, players walking. Collins
Mayo. Bone-ti Wieczorek: runs bat
ted in. Blaxtner. Moore s Adams:
double plays. Mayo 20 Quinn TO
Merullo. Bonnetti 70 Merullo 70
Quinn Bonetti 10 Collins 70 Quinn.
Gutteridgs 20 Sturdy. Lowery 20
MAYO 20 Quinn, Mayo 20 MerIllo 20
Quinn
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OREGON ROOFS WIN

SiLNERTON, Ore.-The Oregon
State Rocks defeated Silverton
high school Is 10 = at baseball
yesterday.
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Ulbrickson Pleased
With His Grew Squad

bEkkEEf Ca-Coach Al Ulbrickson. pleased
ance of his three University Washington
only the shape freshman boat
who hand
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

New York 6. Brooklyn 4.
Philadelphia 6. Boston S.
Chicago 7. Pittsburgh 4
st. Louis 7. Cincinnati 8.
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Totals 49,. SIS 3 : 10 Is {
Batted for Kittle in eighth.
San DIEGO

n Batted for Devincenzi in ninth
Bafted for Humphreys IN ninth.
d Ran for SRlkeld in ninth
Two out when winning run
scored
Score by Innings
San Francisco o02 600 oin o.
san Diego ........ l02 900 600 l.
Summary; Winning pitcher. Terry.
losing pitcher. Schanz. innings
pitched by Seats A.. Mailman IL:
AZ bat off Seats is. Mslmsn 2e. runs
scored OF Seats s. Mailman 8: hits
off Seats 7. Mailman 5; runs re
sponsible for. Seats 8. Mailman g.
bases on balls OFF Seats 6. Mailman
g. struck out by Seats 2 Mailman O.
hit by pitcher. Fernandez by Mailman,
pellagrini and Mcdonald bv Schanz.
left on bases San Francisco g. San
Diego 10, tvo-hase hits Sperry
Jennings. home run. Holder. sscri-
flee hits. Pstehett. Pellagrini Jen-
ninss. Mszzera. runs nstted in. De-
tore. Fernandez. Powell Haslin Mo
Donald. Holder. Sperrv, double plsvs
Mailman 20 before 20 Mcdonald. Pain
70 oErocovski 20 Fsin time 72S
unpires. SNYDER and HOOD
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Cougars Bow
To Boise, 20

PULLMAN. Wash.-Two singles
and two Washington State college
errors yesterday gave the Boise
Pilots Of the class y Pioneer
baseball league 20 triumph
over the Collegians- their fifth
straight triumph in five days.
Both Of Bosses runs came in the
fifth inning. spelling an otherwise
fine pitching performance by Bill
Sewell, WSC football and baseball
star. Sewell yielded six hits,
famed seven, and gave no earned
runs.
Short score:
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Summary winning pitcher os-
pitched. by Liska 8 Osborne 8 plus.
Hilcher q ~ bat. off Liska 40. Os-
borne IS. Hilcher 9. runs. off Laska 7.
Osborne 9. Hncher 2. hits. off Liska
9. Osborne 10 Hileher ;. runs respon-
able for. L.iska 7. Osborne 6. Hilcher
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OAhLAND-Sea Seattle and Oak
land last night put on one OF those
weird things that pass for base
ball The Rainiers won. 15 to 2.
by larruping Jack Salvesoa for "a
hits. He was left in to take the
punishment apparently because of
his long holdout against terms. Les
Weber held the Acorns TO two
hits until the seventh when Ernie
Raimondi homered.
Their other run came in the
sixth on two errors. a walk
and n fielder's choice.
Jo-Jo Whites triple to open the
game started the parade OF base
hits. He got another triple and
two singles before the evening was
over, but Dick Gyselman took hit
ting honors with five singles in
five trips.
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with ELLIOTT METCALf

II
MAX BAER washed up a fighter No doubt Of that.
But Ne has lived down q reputation he gained for lack
II courage In the Joe Louis shindie.
He Id that in his two fights with Lou Nova fellow
Californian.
Fer IL rounds Max and Lou fight their first fight
II was . brutal savage battle Of young giants
with like balloon tire and resultant
sens . m him easy prey for easnt0 a, later o ass In
deeply that blood ssmed Eushes from his minee meat
came Gaiento and another
1t Nova. which his recently.
TINS time MAJ BY living good hit by ad
vancg went to the eighth round with his younger now
they say batterins
'eft hs jarrins. neshcrushins night
Ut - rssssss .epp. n. night Mas .s.. Wa. s.%s.s'
fight Riviera thsater yesterday
defiance straight living habits his fighting style but you'll
courage, when you these pictures
nothing Mike Jacobs touch about this fight 1t
shooting rivals of the mos,
vicious heavy brs~is in history of the new Garden
Novu Moves Into Picture -.
And from II comes Lou Nova, who has faced ring
adversely Of bitter character only fighting back to
the top
Courage i. s. faith. F. !. determination ability.
Providing Billy Conn doesn't the first crack at Joe
Louis and eutspeed and outspear him Nova good
bet 10 take Joes crown.
Nov. has she oushnsss srrrs''ivsn'' and other qualities
But hack to Baer and what might
When youth and health his and the fire of ambition ran
elsv.rns. .rociy killing blow for
h. bigger h.
He fought a comedian would act
% the kings laugh
maker his public his king
IN
Nut M. ..sA.s .s.u. wns. h. IA. crown
psssipauea
h drank laughed at the hours and knew the only poked
M warming face above the eastern horizon
that fell victim
ntts old Jim Rraddock dropped his precious
Later married he became the father of and told the
II b. did 1t never showed up in his fighting
But Mas s.s had h. serious mind Dempsey
srsan
Listen -.
Reports coming n II outlaws shooting ducks in
nearby dstrics Don't do that the birds have mated
and nesting The Rainers keep moving the road
R.ney Johnny Mec.rthy IN. old weit. in San Fran
eisce. his hoas Yes there Mortensen who fought
here year, ago Harvey Storey ever finds HI. fielding
ssss - 3. fs~s ~ sss s1 r I 2
nay Fssss h IN 1t sessph hosptal
ya sssfisstA III WI ssa ss Rsy.els saroeais
Of YakmA
Indians.
1n1ans - vanesuvr Capaaos asr bottled liquid Salem
0aaA4sss fFsD Osagea 0tnss capital Husky hoopmea
As1 ognss 0adsn Four money
king Cougar honingbery
nlgh Coffee Shop
fer esck Baseball looks for lie grsae this
samAAmDar doing all
fighting. huathng, sprout
Fsd Justin: Maa War Kentucky
Va lo@9 o Wars
Admiral Of
thsasds American complete military training
Caans fight Hollywood haAnt yet Am wondering n
Frs11Ss vsa sssd eseugh has
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ARtaAr ~ - Az
Hstted for Liska in sixth
b Bsttec for Hilcher in eighth.
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Seattle Wins;
Ernie HOMES
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE

YESTERDAYS RESULTS
Seattle Is. Oakland 2
Los Angeles 3, Sacramento 2.
Hollywood 9. Portland :.
San Diego 4. San Francisco
10 innings.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
u. S. Consular Stoffs
Leave Rome by Train

ROME, July Is (P).-United States
consular staffS from Italy and
Greece started from Rome by spe-
cial train today en- route to the
United States in the withdrawal re-
quested by Italy after Washington
asked the return of the consuls OF
Germany. her Axis partner, from the
United States.
The party totaled rs. including IL
from Greece. headed by Leslie Reed,
Consul General at Athens.
About third OF the travellers were
wives and children of consular off,
cials. Some members of the Athens
staff who arrived several days ago
after being expelled by the Ger
mans remained behind to go TO Is
tanbul. Turkey, on transfer there by
the State Department.
The United States Government
paid for the special train to the
French frontier, where another train
will take the party to the Spanish
border. Travelling across Spain in
special cars on a regular train, with
stops at Barcelona and Madrid, they
are due at Lisbon, Portugal, Sunday.
to board the West Point, which il
bringing German and italian con-
suh from the United States.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Public Hearing Called
For Tomorrow on
Saving Fuel Oil
Methods Similar to
Those for Conserving
Gasoline Sought

A pubic hearing will be held at
2 pm. tomorrow at the Municipal
Center to develop program of fuel
oil conservation in the District COM
parable to already approved plans
to save gasoline.
Decision to call the hearing was
reached yesterday at a session of the
District Petroleum Conservation
Committee headed by Maj. Beverly
c. Snow, Assistant Engineer Com
missioner.
The 17-man group considered a
letter from Petroleum Co-ordinator
Ickes to the Commissioners noting
that the local conservation program
related only to gasoline and urging
its extension to fuel oil.
The hearing will be conducted by
Chairman w. A. Van Duzer of the
Program Subcommittee, which will
analyze suggestions developed at the
hearing for report to the full COM
mittee later Some so to so dealers
and other interested persons are
expected to attend the hearing.
Method of curtailing oil usage also
came up for discussion at yesterdays
session and included inspection of
oil burners to insure efficiency and
reduce waste.
Evening star., 1941-07-15

Robert Sheldon, IA, of 2800 Evart
street NE, will receive cup tonight
in recognition of his having been
the American Legion-sponsored boy
progressing farthest in the fourth
annual Washington Soap Box Derby
Saturday, The presentation will
take place during a meeting OF
Bunker Hill Post, No. 81, in its club
rooms. 8O7 Monroe street NE.
Robert won his first-lound heat
in the Derby, and also was victor in
his quarter final test. He finished
third in the semifinal heat, won by
Eugene Pywell, Is, however.
Tonight's award. donated by the
L. G. Balfour Co., will be the second
cup received by Robert for his
coaster race efforts. The first, given
him Saturday, was one of those pro-
vided by the Legion for second
round winners. He also received a
medal for finishing first in his heat
of the initial round.
Zeb T. Hamilton, director OF the
Derby, is a member Of Bunker Hill
Post.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Mrs. Jennie McCumber,
Widow Of Senator, Dead

Mrs. Jessie M. McCumber. IS.
widow OF Senator Porter j. McCum-
Der of North Dakota, died last night
at the home of her daughter, Mrs.
Harrison Brand, jr, 1921 Woodland
drive NV. She had been i'll for
several years.
Mrs. McCumber spent her early
life in New Ulm and Rochester,
MINI. For 10 years she made her
home in Wahpeton, N. Oak. In
1889 she married Mr.. McCumber.
They resided in North Dakota until
1899 when Mr.. McCumber was
elected to the Senate, serving until
1928. During her years in Wash
ington while her husband was in
Office. Mrs. McCumber was active in
the Senate Ladies Luncheon Club.
Besides her daughter, she leaves
q son, Donald r. McCumber. and a
grandson. Harrison Brand, Sd, both
of this city.
Funeral services will be held ut 2
pm. tomorrow at the home and
burial viz b n Abbey Mausoaeum.
Evening star., 1941-07-15

The League Of Women Voters Is
talking and writing TO the people
about the necessity of making a
success of the foreign policy that
has been adopted by our country,
which is in fact, the greatest ad-
venture in production ever entered
upon.
1T took Germany seven years of
work and sacrifice to produce enough
to conquer the world. The United
States has. had scarcely a year to
produce enough TO help save the
world from the enemies of democ-
racy.
Little Time Left.
I'VE have not much more time
left. If Wo do not succeed. it will
be because enough people don't
understand what failure woulc
mean, nor what success would mean
Success for this country will NEAR
that once more for a fourth time
and in a different way. the United
States has struck telling blow fol-
a free and democratic life. The
leagues campaign is to help more
people to understand this.
THE world has changed so fast
in the last few years that peoples
thinking has not caught up!-Ever
war, and everything about war
wears a new face and has a new
shape TODAY. War today is wal
between thines-airplanes. ships
tanks The side that has the mos
things wins"
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Edmonston Lottery
Decides Which Street
Shall Be Paved
Prince Georges North
Designated for Surfocing
With Rood Allotment

The time -honored lottery came
back into use at Edmonston, Md,
last night as the Town Council
lodged the task of deciding which
of 20 badly-rutted streets should be
improved.
There was internal dissension
aplenty before 10-year-old Clifton
M. Buddy Brown. who lives on
Wells avenue. reached in hat and
pulled out slip of paper that de-
creed that Prince Georges street
north should be the thoroughfare
on which the council should spend
the small street improvement fund
on hand.
While the drawing took place. all
Of the town councilmen except one
sat around the official council table
and waited. The exception was Roads
Committee Chairman Richard w.
Frere. who had other grievances be-
sides his personal opinion that a
lottery is illegal.
He objected to the method of de-
! Gliding the street program question
also on the grounds taht it involved
"Huey Long tactics He said as
much. in resigning from the council,
in protest against the procedure
Buddy Brown was blindfolded by
Mayor Gibson l.. Moore, who looked
on with approving eye mainly be-
cause one Of the planks Of his plat
form had been the paving of Ed
monston'S streets.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Users of New Phone EXCHANGE
Are Asked to Have Patience

operators on hand to make con-
nections, though only II were as
signed to the large board in the
Municipal Center The others were
relief and information operators.
Mrs. Ada M. Wyckoff, chief opera
tor, explained the girls were expert
enced workers, but that the board
was strange to them and it would
be some time before all the kinks
would be ironed out.
She said when a call came in by
name. the operator had to search
out the branch number before a
connection could be made or else
refer the call to the information
desk She could give no estimate
of the number of calls handled each
hour, but from watching the opera
tors. it appeared that the figure
must be close to the 1000 mark
or over.
1--WE are trying to educate the
people to call by branch number
rather than by name" she said.
The board now has 10 additional
trunk lines, which provide so in
coming and 50 outgoing trunks.
The District government telephone
number, National 5000. will be con-
anued.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Secret Service Chief
Praises Brown and
District Police
Cooperation Accorded
U. S. Agency Called
Responsive, Efficient

Frank J. Wilson. chief of United
States Secret Service. today praised
Police Supt Ernest w. Brown and
other members of the Metropolitan
Police for cooperation he said had
been given the Federal force.
Chief Wilson lauded Maj. Brown
for his "able leadership" and said
the effectiveness of the work of the
Secret Service was partly due to the
"distinctively capable assistance OF
the Metropolitan Police.
Chief Wilson came to the District
Building this morning to present his
letter personally to the Commits
sioners Commissioners HaZer and
Kutz. who were present. both de-
clared the Wilson statements were
"a surprise" and that they were very
gratified to learn of Mr. wilson S
regard for the police.
Chief Wilson said in his letter:
without exception, there has
never been during my .administra-
ton of the Secret Service any more
responsive. more efficient or intelli-
gent cooperation accorded us by
any enforcement organization than
that received from Maj. Brown and
the officers of his department.
Our responsibilities in connec-
ton with the protection of the
President and the members of his
family have become complex and
multitudinous in these troubled days
but the ready willingness of Maj
Brown to supplement and reinforce
our efforts upon request. and the
Fidelity of the men assigned. have
mitisated my anXieties immeas-
urably.
In fact, large share of the ef-
fectiveness of our work in this re-
spect has been due to the diStinc-
lively capable assistance of the Met
ropolitan Police Department This
is true alSo-and I should like to
state this emphatically-of the high
quality Of craftsmanship evidenced
whenever the activities of counter
feiters and other criminals have
brought the police force and our
Washington agents together in CO.
ordination"
Evening star., 1941-07-15

People making calls through the
District governments private branch
exchange today were asked to have
patience with the new system. 1t
was explained that as the new tele-
phone exchange is dial system, the
operators must know the branch
number before a connection can be
made
Yesterday, first day of operation,
many complaints were made that
wrong numbers were received. 1t
was reported at the District Build
ing that caller trying to get a
Commissioner Office got Woodrow
Wilson High School, and on the
second attempt got wrong connec-
ton with District agency in South
west Washington. Others said they
received a busy signal when trying
to get the exchange, while some said
they received no answer when finally
given a connection. One caller tried
to get Herbert A. Friede, superin-
tendent of fire alarms, who assisted
with the new installation and re-
ceived no answer after several min
utes Of trying.
The government exchange went
Into operation With . battery of Is
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Hearings Postponed
On S7,4S5,000 Navy
Projects Near D. {.
Items Are Included
In $500, ,0OO, 900 Bill
Before House Group

The House Naval Affairs Commit
tee postponed hearings scheduled to
begin today on Navy public works
expansion program of 100000 900,
of which S7.485 900 would be spent
on projects in the District and near
by Maryland and Virginia. The
hearing may begin tomorrow.
The measure was introduced late
yesterday by Committee Chairman
Vinson. and plans were made to
rush its consideration.
One of the largest projects in the
Washington area for which $685.
600 is sought, would provide for en-
largement of the new naval medical
center in Montgomery County, Md.
Other Projects.
Other specific projects and the
amounts follow:
Additional radio facilities for the
Anacostia Naval Air Station,
S125 ,000
Establishment Of a Reserve avia-
ton base at the Anacostia Naval Air
Station, including buildings and
facilities, s120,0O0
Construction of a storehouse and
accessories for the Naval Research
Laboratories at Bellevue, D. c.,
S235 900.
Erection of a torpedo range and
improvement of testing facilities at
Piney Point. Md. $4,000.
Construction of powder factory
at Indian Head, Md. S437.000.
Additional facilities for the radio
station at the Marine Corps base
at Quantico, Va, S125 600.
Provision for additional ammuni-
ton storage facilities at Quantico.
$4,000.
Rail Connection Planned.
Construction of a railroad con-
nrtion between the naval proving
grounds at Dahlgren, Va. with
Fredericksburg, Va. a distance of
about 40 miles, s2.060.O00.
Repairs and additional instruc-
ton facilities at the Naval Academy
at Annapolis, Md. s1.72OO0O.
Additional facilities for the An
napolis radio station, $4,000.
Additional facilities at Chelten-
ham. Md. S325,000, all but 100000
of which would be for improve
ments of the radio station there.
Most of these projects were listed
in supplemental estimates of ap-
preparations for the Navy Depart
ment for the current fiscal year.
totallng S1625, ,207689, which Presi-
dent RooSevent sent to Congress
earlier in the day.
One of the major items recon-
mended by the President, but not
included in the bill of Representa-
tive Vinson. called for an in
crease of s25O,0OO in the current ap-
preparation for the Washington
Navy Yard.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Driver Is Exoneruted
In Death of Girl, 6

A coroner's jury today eXonerated
Albert S. Williamson, jr. 81. of 1923
Sixth street NV. in the traffic death
Friday of 6-year-old Elsie Malloy,
colored, 1903 Sixth street NV.
Testimony at the inquest revealed
that the child was struck by Will
liamson's car as she ran from be-
tween parked cars across Sixth
Street near her home. She was
taken to Freedmen's Hospital, where
she was pronounced dead.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Guard Private Released
To Attend West Point

Pvt. John NJ Forbes. 81, son of
1t. Col. and Mrs. NJ H. Forbes. 3611
Kanawha street NV. has been re-
leased from duty with the 115th
Infantry Regiment to accept imme-
diate appointment to the Military
Academy at West Point. it was an
nounced yesterday at Fort George
G.. Meade. Md
A graduate of the Polytechnic
Preparatory School in Brooklyn and
OF the Sullivan Preparatory School,
Pvt. Forbes joined the Maryland Ma
tional Guard two years ago and for
a time was member of the 10th
Infantry Regiment before his as
signment to the 115th Infantry. His
discharge became effective while he
was attending an Army school at
Fort Benning, Ga.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Soap Box Derby Racers
Asked 10 Claim Cars

All Soap Bor Derby racers
remaining in dealers Sho10-
rooms should be claimed at
| once. Builders Of the coaster
| cars are reminded dealers
| responsibility for Satekeep-
| ing terminated at 8 pm. yes
| terday, in accordance 1Cith
pre-race announcements.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Zoo Director to Describe
African Trip Tonioht =.

DR.. William M. Mann. Zoo direc-
tor, will describe his latest African
expedition in search of new speci-
mems at O'Clock tonight at the
Rock Creek Park campfire site. Six
teenth and Kennedy streets NV.
Natural color motion pictures of
the Smithsonian -Firestone Liberian
expedition will be featured. In
cluded in the jungle scenes are in
innate studies of the lives and Gus
toms Of the natives and pictures of
the capture of animals.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Picket Fined $40

A colored woman arrested yester-
day for disorderly conduct in front
of the Arcade Sunshine Laundry
plant was fined $40 in Police Court
today by Judge Hobart Newman.
The woman, who claimed she was
in picket line at the time of her
arrest, was Ann Ward. 81, of 1908
Sixth street NV. Police said she
was making "a loud and boisterous
noise"
Evening star., 1941-07-15
Toll in Previous Months.
In July. Beware Of:

In July, Beware OF:
/. The hours between $3.50
and $50 pm. All four of the
persons killed in traffic in July,
1910, were fatally injured within
this three-hour period.
2. Crossing a street at point
other than a crosswalk. Two
pedestrians met death by this
action in July last year.
The two other traffic victims
were fatally hurt while either
crossing a street at an uncon-
trolled intersection or driving
an automobile.
Evening star., 1941-07-15
QUIET Please!

PUT YOUR CAR IN OPERA
If YOUR brakes are so improperly
adjusted that they hit high c,
hire an opera hall for your per-
formances. don't plague WASH
ington intersections.