The daily monitor. (Mount Clemens, Mich.) 1940-1942, 1941-07-18
The
Sports Glass
JOHN CLIFFORD
JAcKsroke PLAYERS,

@SQUtV SSuUUVAO
JAcKsroke PLAYERS.
Don't Get me wrono-l think
ofense Is q fine thing. / think
y should all get together Iiks
he big hoppy fomily. like thu
PRESIDENT ond Mr.. WilIkie soy!
- should. But believe you me
krethren Tor don't toks my
tord for I'D defense Is r.
N sports.
OF course its r. on
81 OF other things, too. For one
kino II makes housekeeping
wen more unpleasant thon il
,os been. II took the humor
ace a couple Of Thousand
toors to oct to the push-but.
on stooe. Now we ore asked
b toss all the conveniences in
he osh-con so thot the Boy
bcouts and other willing
workers can collect them foI
he bio defense mstot pot.
AcRlelce, PLEASE
Aluminium, for enc thing.
q the bja evv now. The
housewife Is requested TO
Folvs W oil the pots and pens
! she con spsre % that they
cen b turned into guns end
sonks end bettleshIps end
] plsnss. II won't - long be-
/ foSo We will revert 70 The
4 Pewter Ero-fos steel, cop
| PER. ETC.. etc., ore all et Q
4 premium.
Monday, too, will be even
|bluer for Mrs. Doe. II moy
|soon Be that she will have tic
DO all the dogs woshino BY
hand, for manufacturers ore
stineier with the metal ports
on woshino machines and pref
~ soon washing machines will
be out Of the question olto-
oether. Then the propaganda
will stort that woshino by hand
builds bigger muscles and
healthier bodies. Mention OF
broken backs and follen
orches will be dicreetIy ovoid-
ed.
It's going to toke q whole OF
q lot Of Boy Scouts to do oil
this metal collecting. Nov Boy
Scouts ore notorious boseboll
ployers-so baseball is going
to suffer q reversed. sN,
All The better bell-ploy-
ere. with . sound peis Of
arms, legs, eyes. dWd vArs.
ere being absorbed into ths
esmsy-end from letest re-
ports won't come out for q
LITTLE while. Il 10 else report
Cd On relieble authority thet
The dseft sss will b lowered
70 include oil boys Of mar
bls-shoetinO age for future
psseehuss end snipins duty.
FUTURE LOOKS Black
Oh, yes. it is entirely pos
sibIe that the army will ask
that the pioskin and rubber
blodder be removed from foot
balls 50 thot they may be used
for belts. shoes. knopsoeks.
and the protective band on
helmets. Football will then be
on absolute zero. Inferno
tionoI competition in, all sports
is olreody impossible. kotiorol
competition is being MIXED
dry. Reeottos and swimming
meets ore still being held. but
the competition from coost
ouord cutters. patrols, destroy
ers. ond bottIeships is becom-
ing so keen thot shippers ond
swimmers ore running for in
door pools.
Oh yes, notes, its q hor-
rible picture for sports.
The most excruciotino hint
Of what the notion is in store
Locked out Of Washington yes
terdoy. The Presidents Cup re-
ootto, one Of the country's
most fomous power boot roces,
has been cancelled. The REQ
son! Yes, you guessed 1.-THE
fuel is being saved for defense
purposes.
Southwest Mississippi anna
teur league of the American
Baseball Congress, arou n d
Brookhaen, Miss, has some sort
Of q record. All Of the players
are farmers In early crop coun-
try 30 they do not start play
until July LIST, after which they
play two and three times q week