The Waterbury Democrat., 1941-11-27
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what GO you think critic L. Kronenbergeh of P. M. meant the other edition W1en ne said that the trouble with a serious play Is that it didn't have enough htmor2 |. Did you hear about certain sepia name bands hiring white gal vocal ists as something novel to get the croWds"2 Wonder how those lukeWarm Americans enjoy being before the Federal Grand Jury?
 WhatT you wager Cong. Fish makes no attempt to obey that sub poena7 .. |. |. Why isn't something done about the buns about town (those frightful looking women. tooD who congest Broadway side- walk traffic near that drug store at 43rd or is.it a4th Street--up- town side2 :. Is Mir. Dies or John Edgar Hoover, or whosever job it is to dO-dotng anything about pr. Carus of La Sale, Illinois? Con- sidering he was host to Nazi Agent Auhagen now in prison Aren't many of those Nad consuls who were thrown out of the U. s, some months ago, now the gents run- ming the Japanese Govt today? i. :. Isn't 1t true, too, that many of the legislators in Washington (wl1o keep fighting P. D. R.'s defense plans) voted for the soldiers bonus years ago? .. Why is 1t that some girls with their eyes closed make more sense than a woman with her mouth open2
 Wonder why che Rance of Sara walk Is having such trouble getting a seat back home to see her kids? Can't the British Embassy help out the dear or gal2 what famous Latin star, an American favorite for years, has just reed @ fabulous offer from a pro-Nad rag in Rio? They want him to sign story tell- ing how "badly he Is treated in the U. S." Not that it matters, of course, but just why did the para graph spoiler up Boston way remove the hthping from a recent Broad way Aesop and make s'Thtrawberry Thundae" read strawberry Sum- dae"? How come dozens of aliens (formerly employed in vari- ous foreign exhibits at the Worlds Fair) obtained visas only last year because they loved this wonderful country so n1uch"2 They have good jobs in midtown restaurants and clubs and are now squawking about the draft Despite being in 3A and 3Blll
 Won't 1t be jolly when that ex- pose of America First definitely connects JerQue McWm's henchInen with 1t? What about Jerko? And does he know where his little black book has disappeared to? The oen with only three names in 1t, viz: "Winchell, D. Thompson and Michael Sayres" '. Isn't 1t true that ex-F'oreign Min ister MatSuoka did not renew his alumni membership in the Uniyer. sity of oregon, in Eugene, Ore, this year? His first time in 20 years. Isn't 1t? Whats the reason? War? . When Herb Hoover says Hitler will never move over here, doesn't he mean not by his time- table? Considering that Hoover prosperity couldn't move four feet around any corner in three years.
 Didn't ore of the recent big name fights go wrong for the right bet- tors because the wrong man went right in the ring? (The fighter who was supposed to tank, won the fight. The loser was heavy sugar to breeze m) .. Do you know who Lyn Logan is? She's on the stage, but she is better known as "the only gal in town who has different fur coat for each night in the week." Magine Why so'much fuss about that Nad ship flying American flags for disguise? The Nazis over here have been hiding behind the Flag all along! :. Did you know some cynics are ackchelly betting money that Mill ton Berle's mater will think up some reason why he can't marry Joyce Mathews this week as reported? i. Naughty boys, those Broadway sure- thing bettors Did you ever see such utter swank as the phone book listing Whitney North Seymour, the appeal attorney for the Scottsboro boys? Such airs.