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Glacier County chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1931-1940, 1940-07-19
&c LEAVE FALLS
ON LONG TOUR
CANADA SCHOOL TEACHERS
START TRIP DOWN WEST
COAST
Will Return and Disband About Aug.
20 After Going as Far as Aqua Cal
iente; Occupy Three Buses for
United States Journey.

point for &C women school teachers
from Canada, starting a 5,000-mile
tour through the western United
States and Mexico. They had as
three Canadian provinces, Alberta,
Ontario and Saskatchewan. The
teachers were an assorted lot-big,
little. fat, lean, middle aged and
yOung-aS they clambered into
three large buses which will be
their homes until late in August.
They wore Stacks, or dresses; slip
pers, or sandals; turbans, head
scarfs, or jaunty hats, and dark
glasses.
They will travel, eat and sleep in
the buses. Each vehicle has its own
kitchen. burning propane gas, and the
teachers will take turns in crews Of
four. to bus, cooking the meals and
serving them.
The travellers will organize. There
will be bus captains, committees for
amusement, on finance, and to accept
and deal with grievances. Singing is
spontaneous and there are no elected
leaders.
From Glacier, according to Arthur
Toogood, tour manager and director Of
the crew of four men who will drive,
the teachers travel the Columbia high
way to Portland, visit the Crater Lake
national park, follow the Redwood
highwood to San Francisco to attend
the fair.
From there they will follow the Pa
cific shoreline to Los Angeles and
thence to Aqua Caliente, Mexico. Re
turning they will stop at the Grand
canyon, Brice national park, Zion can
yon, Salt Lake City and the Yellow
stone. They expect to return to Great
Falls about Aug. 20 and separate.
The Alberta Recreational society, an
organization of school teachers, is spon-
SCR Of the trip. For going along teach
ers from Saskatchewan get summer
school credit.
The tour had a sudden start. Too
good said, when the United States gov
eminent announced on June Is that
on July and thereafter all aliens
entering this country for travel must
have passports.
There were 10000 applicants ahead
of the teachers. Toogood said. The Ca
madam government, too, dilly-dallied
about whether to sell five-year pass
ports for IS, or one-year passports for
81. The teachers took no chance OF
being left on the wrong side of the
gate July /. Many of them taught
school through the afternoon of Fri
day. then hurried to catch the bus
early Saturday morning for the dash
across the border.
Glacier County chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1931-1940, 1940-07-19
ROBBERY AT RUDYARD

The store Of Matt Wehr, agent for
the Continental Oil Co., at Rudyard
check from the WPA was also taken
The Farmers Union service station
across the street was entered and about
50 in change was taken.
Glacier County chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1931-1940, 1940-07-19

An average of ITO degrees is the
proper automobile engine block water
temperature.
Glacier County chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1931-1940, 1940-07-19

ASSESSMENT HIGHER
Laurel's gain in city lots and i'm
provements is 100000 over last year
reports County Assessor T. A. Cothron
Glacier County chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1931-1940, 1940-07-19

Annually, London spends $40, o0o, 900
on its police force.
Glacier County chief. [volume] (Browning, Mont.) 1931-1940, 1940-07-19

Read the Classified Advertisements
Evening star., 1940-04-24

Shosto Daisy
Hardy VioIets
Forget-me-nots
Boby's Breoth
Chrysonthemums
Chinese lontern
FoxeIove
Golden Glow
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Marriage License
AppIjcotions

both sS 2 Of isos 4th st. s,w.; the Rev
and Anne s B G cupps Pc - 'Y Y1os s's St. St. nv
Judge Robert E. Mattingly
Bernard G. Rector, % and Myra E. spruill
"a both Of Capitol Heights, Md. the
Rev. Clarence Ferguson.
Harry w. Harbin, jr., 81. 434 Warner ST.
RS R,so s1d Md Hllda I5d ~, HHtShsnf; 20 Glen
Frank Haerer, -25, l124 sth ST. ne, and
Frances NJ Byrnes, 81, 1894 Wis. ave.
pranE nv = the M,,Es Rev Walter F dCunninsham.
st. NV: the Rev. Franklin j. Bohanan.
Aaron Dinaburg, 26. and Sybil Appebsum,
20 ,.i,a, pom 9i New York; Judge Robert
william J. White. 2s, 1885 srd st. ne,
and FTsnGss tSI L. Thomas; as al24 st,
William H. Spencer. jr., %. I711 18th St.
NV, and Harriet B. Camp, 10. Silver
Spring; Md; the Rev. John W Rustin
90. both of 926 4th st. NV: the Rev.
S. L. Michaux.
'0ssDh sad Ndrms NJ RsPp HSn1t G3 looe % eqncx st
the Rev: Howard E. Snyder
Louis F Evans, "a and Alma r. Albracht,
- both Of 607 14th st, ne; the Rev.
Mary Mar z. Bailey: "A, 1915 Pa. ave. Sc;
Ao,y A1A<,oit ScOisId ave- ana Matte
EDWARDS. Is, PA Division ave; the
Rev. Eugene L, Henderson
James H, Thornton. 81. 5s01 Chevy Chase
parkway NV, and Viola Trewsdae. 2s,
~ r. l. ave. NV; the Rev. E. L.
John P. Eaton. 10. e04 9th st. Sc, and
EVELYN b; Lewis, is, 1913 L st. Sc;
the Rev. J. C. Ball
James Smith, %. IS E st. sw.. and The
resa M. Matthews, 49, 716 4th st. ne;
the Rev. w. H. Jerniean
George M. Gartner, 21, Gaithersburg, Nd
and Ruth N. Gwyn, 90. Laurel, Md; the
Willie Branch, 90, 4a5 c st, sv. and
Dorothy L. Smith, 90, 1915 9th st. NV:
judge, Robert E. Mattinsly
Ernest J. Csilvie, 25. Denver Colo, and
the Rev. Samuel E. Rose.
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Larger U. 5. Share
ToAvoid DC. Tax
Increase Is Asked
Hampshire Heights Citizen
Unit Hears Washington
Tea Party Advocated

Deploring the present "muddled"
state OF taxation in the District, the
Hampshire Heights Citizens Asso-
;iation last night opposed any con-
sressional plan to increase local
taxes and urged that legislation be
drafted to increase the Federal share
IN District expenditures.
Don r. Lamborne, chairman of
The Taxation Committee, who offered
The move, declared that Congress
has again thrown to the winds one
Of the very fundamentals of the
Constitution by withholding a fair
Federal share. adding to the tax
payers burden and at the same
time disregarding the right of suf-
frage."
II am in favor of a Washington
Tea Party staged for the same
reason that prompted the Colonial
Boston protest." Mr.. Lamborne de-
,lared, unless the privilege of ad-
ministering our own government Is
soon granted"
Favor Elective Council.
The association reiterated its
stand favoring an elective council
of II in a reorganization plan en-
oracing legislative, judicial and
executive sections in local govern
nent. Under this plan, five council
men would be chosen directly by
vote. five would be appointed by the
President and one named by the
President with approval by the
citizens. A linked resolution au-
:horized the associations delegates
to urge the federation to devise a
Evening star., 1940-04-24

PouIs Scarlet Howthorns
Pink Doewood, 8 feet
Konzon Cherry Trees
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Woodward School Aids
ChiIdren's Crusade

The Woodward School for Boys,
1925 G street NV, yesterday re-
ported that its some 80 students
had subscribed 100 per cent in the
Children's Crusade for Children, a
national program to aid needy young
persons in Europe and Asia. The
crusade, Endorsed by President
Roosevelt and sponsored locally by
the Parent Association, is
to continue throughout the week.
j. j. King, Woodward School head
master, accompanied a delegation
OF his students to downtown bank
yesterday to deposit pennies that
had been contributed. Each par
ticipant, Mr.. King said, gave a penny
for each year of his age.
Evening star., 1940-04-24

CornfIower Aster
Delphiniums
Double HoIIyhocks
Assorted lupines
Oriental Poppy
Tritomo
Plontoin Lily
Evening star., 1940-04-24
McCouch to Address
Exposition Committee

Engineer Commissioner David Nc
Coach, jr., will speak at pm. to-
morrow at meeting of the District
Of Columbia day at the San Francisco
International Golden Gate Exposi-
ton Committee at the Interior De-
partment auditorium.
The meeting is the first of series
of illustrated lectures arranged by
the committee. Pictures will be
scenes along the old Santa Fe trail,
Navajo County and Grand Canyon
OF Arizona. Lecturer will be Miss
Mary Tucker of Santa Fe.
Arrangements have been made for
the operation of the District of Co.
lumbia, commissioners Special"
train which will leave Washington
July 3, arriving in San Francisco on
District Of Columbia day." July IL.
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Deaths Reported

Maria NJ. Orendorf. 100. 3043 p st. NV.
Elizabeth Engel, SIS. Doctors Hospital
Henry c. coe, "a, ITO Clifton terrace
Laura v Humphries. So, ,l7o1 18th st, NV
Louis H. Meyers. so, 6355 Utah ave. NV,
Joseph Reuter-. 70, st. Elzabeth's Hospital,
Ida NJ P Rapp. IS, 500 Dahlia ST. NV.
Ernest c: I. Rupert, n, GARFIELD Hospital.
Francis M Weadon. -, $40. 4th ST. NV.
FTederlck Fowle, 20. Emergency Hospital
Mary " 0uinlan. 6s, GEORGETOWN Hospital
Minnie Pruitt, SO, Washington Home for
Mabel Tubekis, 46, s12 Park rd. NV.
Bertha M. Sutton, As. Walter Reed Hos
Ethel Hillman; 40. 1888 18th st. NV.
James l. Cooke. 81. 1918 18th pl ne.
Andrew G. Murphy. %, 1121 ST. ne.
Jane q: Lofink. 25, 1896 Ogden st NV
Melford Mockabee. %, Providence Hospital
William S. Whiting, jr., 21, 92I Kennedy
Infant, Walter Hampton, childsen's Hos
Infant, Harold F. Blum, children's Hos
Baby Travis, sibley Hospital.
Laura A, Grifith, 61 9o5 S st, NV
Walker White, 81. Home for Aged and
joseph iaal%: 4. Kell. 5s. aoa T st. NV.
Bertha Weldon. 80. Gallinger Hospital.
Walter Gillis. 81, Gallinger Hospital
Harry l.. Physfc. 81. Casualty Hospital
Naomi S. Hutchinson, 33, Freedmens Hos
Infant Dubbase, GaIlinger HOSPITAL.
infant Mitchell. Children's Hospitol.
lnlant Bent Gallinger Hospital.
Evening star., 1940-04-24

plan Of suffrage to be put to a test
vote among local residents.
The group indorsed bill to pro-
vide District police and firemen
optional retirement after Is years
of service. An electrical fire alarm
system and extension of alarm boxes
TO the upper floors of Barnard
School will be asked. The group
also requested a post Office SUBJ
station at First and Farragut
streets NV.
Plan Boys Night Meeting.
The association voted to stage q
boys night" meeting for the COM
munity sometime next month.
The report of the Nominating
Committee was as follows: Harry ]
Miller, president; j. Leon Bord and
Mrs. E. C. Atkinson, first vice presi-
dent; Maurice Collegeman and
Francis Taylor, second vice presi-
dent; Walter j. Snellings, treasurer;
Mrs. H. J. Kriemelmeyer, secretary;
Lawton Mellichampe. P. J. Ableman
and Mr.. Bord, delegates to the
federation. Elections will be held
at the next meeting.
Evening star., 1940-04-24
$500 Hardy Perennia|s, lOfo 81

AstiIbe Peach Blossom
Canterbury Bells
CoIumbine
Hardy Pinks
GoiIIordio
Gernon Iris
Pointed Doisy
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Regularly 25c Each
Regularly 13c each, 2 for Csc

Japanese Iris
Phlox
Sweet William
Coreopsis
Cottoil Goyfeother
Korean
Chrysonthemunns
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Children to See Peter Pan

Between IS and 100 settlement
house children will be guests at
presentations of the play Peter
Pan" at Wardman Park Hotel on
May 3 and by pupils CT the Chill
dren's Studios of Speech and Dra-
matte Art, it was announced yes
terday by Miss Estelle zirkin, chair
man of the Civics Committee of the
Soroptimist Club, which is sponsor
ing the play. The play is to be
presented for the benefit of the
Children's Convalescent Home of
tn Christ Child Society.
Evening star., 1940-04-24

Max and Vivian osias, boy.
Linwood and Benvadeda Holbrook, boy,
Albert and Reva Kramer boy.
Mallie and Allie Barber, boy.
| Howard and Lille Little. girl
Lee and Mary Brown, girl
Joseph and Georeia White, girl.
Joseph and Pauline Borkin. girl
Atlas and Virginia Carson, girl.
William and Madge Shepard, boy,
Gerald and Lee Weinberg, boy.
Waliam and Ruth Hauck boy.
Leonidas and Minnie Shonk. boy
Frederick and Elizabeth Bashwitz boy.
Ernest and Martha Abbott, boy
Eugene and Barbara Dawson, girl.
Roy and Mary Taylor. girl.
Joseph and Dixie O'Keefe, girl.
Raymond and Lorraine Dixon girl.
George and Genolia James, boy.
William and Willye Brown, girl
Clifton and Margaret Bethea, girl.
Thomas and Susan Walton, girl
Charlie and Mary Aston. boy
Norman and June Morgan, girl.
Henry and Mary Robinson, girl
Raymond and Josephine Simms, girl.
Evening star., 1940-04-24
Births Reported

John and Barbara Laskey. boy.
James and Isabel Gobbel, boy.
Dennis and Norinne Houlihan, boy.
Jack and Sarah Abel. boy.
George an6 Helen Harting, boy.
Raymond and Sylvia Speake, boy.
William and Ellen Bragg, girl.
Samuel and Annabel Anseli, girl.
George and Lucille Adams, girl.
William and Anne Villeneuve, girl.
John and Lorraine Tripp, boy.
Joseph and Finalba Caruso, boy.
Richard and Margaret Stenberg. boy.
Francis and Evelyn Werle. boy.
Joseph and Virgie Sweeney, boy.
Richard and Helen RICHTER. boy,
Russell and Mary Shields. boy.
James and Muriel Shimp. girl.
Herbert and Elizabeth Tribby, girl.
Edward and Mary Long, girl.
Robert and Mary Shifiet, girl.
Paul and Emma Goettelmann, boy.
Evening star., 1940-04-24

Spiroeo Van Houttei
Korean Spiroeo
Pink Weieelo
Red WeieeIo
Hydroneeo "a. g.
Hydroneeo Up. g.
Evening star., 1940-04-24
500 Tubs of Humo-Soi|, s. tub
Approximately 60-pound Size

combination Of natural ingredients
that the growth elements which
plant toodset
efficient S''
Elevators
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

Voice of the Year on the radio. ]
tell you that If I was candidate
for public Office today I would have
my picture taken only when looked
like I was having an argument with
taxicab driver, and would open
all my radio speeches with, We'll,
folks, am a punk on the radio;
don't intend to bother acquiring a
technique. All expect to do is to
quote facts and figures in dull
voice. This alone would make me
a sensation"
"You wouldn't get to first base as
a candidate for inspector of manhole
covers" the reporter insisted.
maybe not" said Elmer, 'but I
still think otherwise. And I hope
I am right, because no country can
stand government by personality
and microphone charm indefinitely.
Ultimately a sourpuss is necessary
medicine. In fact, I am busy on
the idea. I have already started or
ganizing the Sourpuss for Presi-
dent Clubs. No candidate with charm
can even get close to u.s."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12
4 Could Kick Myself

Have you ever said that, when
you have missed an opportunity
that stared you in the face, or
done something against your bet
ter judgment?
If so, read on. A thoughtful
mayor has provided an ingenious
machine whereby you can kick
yourself as often and as hard as
you please. It's in small town
in South Carolina and was erected
in 1897. You sit on a parallel bar
and turn a handle. The handle
rotates a windmill arrangement
with four. boots at the ends of it.
AS you turn, still full of annoyance
with yourself, and believing that
you thoroughly deserve it, the
boots come round and administer
a hearty kick in the pants.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12
Making amends Vas Bit
Out of Paperhanger's Line

Whitley was having some dec
orating done, including the re-
papering of the dining-room and
the bathroom. His wife was
away, so he left the men on the
job when he went to business.
When he returned they were
just finishing. But there had been
some mistake. The dining-roorn
paper was in the bathroom, while
the dining-room showed an elegant
design in green tiles and purple
water-lilies.
"What are you going to do about
it," demanded the householder.
81 Dunno" said the paperhang-
err, scratching his head. "I'd will
ingly move the bath-but it's o
plumbers job"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

an imposing military and civic pro-
cession, was transferred to the ro-
tunda of the Capitol.
''The day was observed through
out the Union as one of fasting and
prayer. Services in the churches
throughout the land were held in
unison with the services at the exec
utive mansion, and were everywhere
attended with exhibition of profound
personal grief.
The South in Sorrow.
''In all the cities of Canada bust
ness was suspended, public meet
ings of coincidence with a kindred
people were held, and prayers were
read in the churches.
Throughout the Confederate
states, where war had ceased but
peace had not yet come, the people
joined in significant expressions of
sorrow over the death of him whose
very name they had been taught
to execrate.
early in the morning of the 21st
the body was removed from the
capitol and placed on the funeral
car which was to transport it to its
final resting place in Illinois. The
remains of a little son who had died
three years before were taken from
their burial place in Georgetown and
borne with those of his father for
final sepulture in the stately MAUI
solemn which the public mind had
already decreed to the illustrious
martyr. The train which moved from
the national capital was attended on
its course by extraordinary mani
festations of grief on the part OF
the people"
As for the story of that sorrow
full journey westward, no one has
ever told it better than Carl Sand
burg, poet and Lincoln biographer.
The closing words of his master
piece Abraham Lincoln: The War
Years." published this year by
Harcourt, Brace and company
words whose stark simplicity remind
one of such writings as the Gettys-
burg Address-are these:
'There was funeral.
SIT took long to pass its many
given points.
MANY millions of people saw
s'The line of march ran seventeen
hundred miles.
eyes, there was a funeral.
''From his White House in Wash
ington-where it began-they car
ried his coffin, and followed it nights
and days for twelve days =.
''Bells tolling, bells sobbing the
requiem, the salute guns, cannon
rurnbling their inarticulate thunder.
ITO Springfield, Illinois, the old
home town, the Sangamon nearby,
the New Salem hilltop nearby, for
the final rest of the cherished dust.
''And the night came with great
quiet.
.sAnd there was rest.
1.-The prairie years, the war years.
were over.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

candidate with a severe mug and
Neutrality-suspicious. attitude
might sweep the country"
"You don't mean that, Elmer"
the reporter argued. Everybody
likes a radiant personality; every
body reacts to charm"
"Yeah," admitted Elmer, "and
I'm for it, too, up to point. But
I think the personality theme has
reached the point where the public
is ripe for swing the other way.
This may be a sourpuss year."
Mr.. Twitchell seemed quite seri-
Gus about it.
81 like genial, warm PERSONAL
ty as well as the next man." he con-
tinued. II am a sucker for charm,
like the rest of the American pub
lie. Ordinarily / will vote for a
man who screens well over candi-
date who has nothing but efficiency
to recommend him. Nine times out
of ten I will 60 for the candidate
with an appealing radio voice over
the fellow for whom nothing can be
said except that he would make a
good President. But I now want
sourpuss. And for once can be
stampeded by a candidate whose
voice on the air sounds like some
body filing a saw"
cts very strange argument you
are making, Mr.. Twitchell," the re-
porter put in. IA smile and radio
voice are generally considered inn
portant assets in any campaign"
That's what you think" barked
Elmer. ri think there's a reaction.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

Americas outstanding inven-
tors were honored at a big BAN
quet the other night. But mo-
body has yet doomed up who
can devise a paper napkin that
will stay on the knees at least
through the soup course.
UNCHANGED
She used to be in the pony ballet,
Her stage life had that source;
She now is star in the talkies
But she still is a little hoarse.
Alma O'Neil.
Admiral Byrd says the South
Pole has shifted. Maybe both
the Republicans and Democrats
can get something in their plat
forms promising to get it back.
Henry Ford has perfected sys-
tenn for continuous metal pouring,
making it possible to pour" out
Ford cars from hot metal. Flivvers
will seemingly come out of spouts
or faucets in great gushes. You
open the plug and-presto!-out
comes sedan. May Henry pour a
car that will have the battery in the
same place it was last year.
Arthur Boran wants to know how
about a movie of the worlds most
annoying dictators to be called
"ADes of Wrath"2
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

drive the half-crazed audience out
of the theater.
Meanwhile Rathbone has succeed
ed in unbarring the door to the box
and several people, among them
surgeon, rush in. They see the tall
form of the President slumped for
ward in his chair, his sad eyes
closed, never to open again. Some
one brings shutter, torn from a
building near by, and they lay his
gaunt form upon it. They carry
him out of the theater to the house
of Charles Peterson across the
street.
Ford's theater is empty, deserted
now. It's curtain has been rung
down upon the comedy, "Our Amer
lean Cousin''-and upon one Of the
greatest tragedies in American his
tory.
Death at 7:22 A. MI.
The next morning Washington
newspapers carried this story:
1.-THE body of President Lincoln,
who died from an assassin's bullet
at 7:22 o'clock this morning, was
removed from the Peterson resi-
dence opposite Ford's theater to the
executive mansion in hearse and
wrapped in the American flag. It
was escorted by a small squad OF
cavalry and by Gen. Augur and 9TH
er military officials on foot. A dense
crowd accompanied the remains to
the White House, where military
guard excluded the people, allowing
none but persons of the household
and personal friends of the deceased
to enter. Gen. Grant arrived here
at 2 o'clock in a special train from
Philadelphia. His presence tends
somewhat to allay the excitement.
The last lines penned by Mr.. Lincoln
were written on card about 8:l5
p. M, while seated in his carriage
in front of the White House just be-
fore he started for the theater. They
were addressed to the Hon. George
Ashmun and were as follows: Allow
Mr.. Sherman and friends to come
to me at 9 a. m. tomorrow.
"A. Lincoln. :"
Leaf through the pages of James
G.. Blaine's Twenty Years in Con-
gress," published in 1886, and read
there this description of the events
which followed:
''The remains of the late Presi-
dent lay in state at the executive
mansion for four days. The entire
city seemed as house of mourn
ing. The martial music which had
been resounding in glad celebration
of the national triumph had ceased;
public edifice and private mansion
were alike draped with the insignia
of grief.
Funeral services, conducted by
the leading clergymen of the city,
were held in the east room on We'd
nesday, the 10Th of April. Amid the
solemn telling Of church bells, and
the still more solemn laundering OF
minute guns from the vast line OF
Notifications which had protected
Washington, the body, escorted by
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

T TSING this one clever pattern
~ (1928-B), you can make a
pretty complete play wardrobe for
your young hopeful. 1t includes a
scrap of sun-suit, sweet little
frock, and a nice, scoopy, eye
shading bonnet, and every one of
the three trifies takes practically
no time to make. They're all just
as comfortable to play in as they
are cute to look at.
The sun-suit consists of straps
and gathers in the back, and is
perfectly straight in the front.
The yoke of the frock is extended
into wings of kimono sleeves, and
rows of braid trim every possible
edge of both the frock and the bon
net. Simple as it is, the pattern
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12
ELMER SOUNDS A CALL

ELMER SOUNDS A CALL
II don't know no more than no.
body else who will be the candi.
dates for President this winter" de-
clared Elmer Twitchell- today, "but
I would personally go for sour.
puss."
"a sourpuss?" the reporter asked,
little puzzled.
eyes, sir" snapped Elmer, "a
sourpuss. A deadpan candidate with
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1940-04-12

And it gives me a
pain in the blouse
to observe all the
candidates on all
sides grinning
from ear to ear,
trying to look like
personality : plus
boys on tn e
screen and trying
to register as the