The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-29

new band will start at Chicago's Sherman Houce about April Fools Day DiBposlng of those rumors that the Duke of Windsor will be made Gov.- -Gen1 of Canada (when the ailing Lord Tweedsmur retahs), the British Govt has approached Lord Elgin Why does a smart fellow like Jack Garner wanna give up the job of Vioe-President Gin which he runs the Senate) to try and become President then let the Senate run him9ee
 Dixie Davis ex-wife, desperate again, is trying to peddle his love letters to Hape Dare. She says she withheld them at the trial, to spare him Gary Myles, Q sixe foot symphony in silks from the Diamond Horseshoe, and Edward Rohinsons lawyer wonder why they've never met beforel :. George Jessel has stopped carrying a torch and rod for Norma Tal- madge. He wishes one of the Royal palmaedchens would listen to rea- son instead of Neal Lang of the Hotel New Yorker Al White, Jr., who staged that lovely girl show, and Frances Neal of it's beauty sec ton have ignited that certain spark. They'll be telescoped after Mrs. White gets her final decree New York's labor chief, D. Dubin- sky, wired FDR: John Lewis spoke for labor when he declared (before the same convention in i0S6): F. D. R. is the only President who tried to give the common people a square deap" This means the over ruling support of labor for a third term.
 Betty GrabIe who has seven din- ners weekly with David Shelley of the Du Barry show is that way about Desi (''Too Many 0irls") Arr nag, who is that way about Renee DeMarco, who is having more fun!
 Dorothy Killgallen and Richard Kollmar will be preacher'd in April Tony Martin is signed for the next Jerome Kern Inusical-due in August When Dick Merrill completes his Newark to Miami flights weekly-his hobby is flying miniature plane over Wn. K. Va1- derbilt'S mansion ton BiScayne Bay) to tease the countless sharks The Earl of Craven is seeking de- cree to nullify his marriage of last May to 23-year old Irene Meyrick She's the last of the peer-marry- ing daughters of London's Texas Guinan Add Picturesque Re- portage: Samuel Grafton's: Hell hath no fury like an ignorant con- gressman staring at professor"
 The "cutest" of the current so- phisticated salltes is the one about the fellow who was walking up and down outside maternity ward, awaiting the announcement of the birth of his child A nurse fin- ally came out and said: "Congratu- lationS, you're the father of a baby grill" To which he indifferently said, Thank you," and then started to leave Don't you want to see your wife and child?" asked the startled nurse "No," he told her, we're mad. We haven't spok- in in three years" The nurse, as- founded replied: "B-btt the babyP" "Oh," was the retort, "we're not that 1i1ad!"
 Errol Flynn says he isn't being ur1- wound from Lili Damita. Last weeks was the 34th false rumor, he adds A certain Art Gallery will soon be pir1ched by Dewey's staff and charged with being fence outfit Mabel Boil, reported to be marrying soon, probably ain't. He's in N. Y.-she's making people furi- ous in Florida-with her cracks The newsreel shots of Frank Gan nett and family were made by him and sent to the film firms. They edited out the "ridic" scenes. Gan net wore makeup A good clti- zen loves only his country. Bigotry is biganay.