Smyrna times., 1940-11-21

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can explain this.-The hi-school
drama class was not responsible
for the embarrassing incident" at
a recent meeting of the Club. )"
That was definitely the work of a
prankster-Any way, the class is
a worthwhile project and if it sue
ceeds in Smyrna High School, it
will be carried out all over the
state. Everyone should cooperate!
KNOW THEM BY THEIR
QUOTATIONS:
If one of the boys gets out of
hand in the Smyrna Hi locker room
and you hear, "All right, straight
en- up, or I'll bash your head
against a lock!" that's Coach
Doerr.-If on Wed. she barges in
Snaps like a cyclone inquiring,
where's Bob Bell? I want his
column, and what I'm goin' to tell
him; That's Louise Burslem, our
ed. When you hear II think Pete
Stats is the incest boyee," you can
be sure that the person speaking
is this collins sect. Adeline Hill
yard.-When you're standing in
Snaps and hear some fellow
blowing off about the merits of
Washington College and their foot
ball team look around and you'll
probably see Elery Ward, or if it's
a girl it's undoubtedly Criclie
Diacumakos.-If you hear the
slogan, Wine, women, and happy
days or "All htes are bright, sir"
that's Claytonite, Coop Gooding
and some of his nonsense.-If he
divulges a deep, dark secret with
out mentioning names and ends up
with, II have to keep my mouth
shut, from a business standpoint,
you understand, that's Shap.-If
you're slipping a coke" with a
group and suddenly hear ooh, did
you get a letter from Ray? Lem
me read it," Look up and Booty
Burrous will be speaking can
almost be certain that the high
school teacher who says, We'll
have no caw-ments or disorder" is
Civics Prof. Mahlon Haggerty.
High regard for the flicker
''Knute Rockne All American. "
"A fine example of good sports
manship and clean living. - May
the spirit of Knute Rockne hngel
with every American boy.
Today Delaware u. winds ur
their grid season for 1910 by play.
ing Lebanon Valley at the Clippers
Park in Wilmington.-Pro tc
, be quite struggle.
While looking through one Of my
desk drawers found a writer
wager drawn up on July Is, 1881
with Leon Pierce and discovered
that I had won money from this
last presidential election of 1940.-
The bet was that Delaware would
: vote for the Democratic presiden.
tial electors in the election of 1910
took the affirmative-Gam
on an election. Can you imagine
such thing How much did
win ?-One quarter!
NONE OF OUR BUSINESS:
Upon inquiring for items for the
column we ed has often been re.
buffed with, What business is it OF
yours. It's private matter and
don't care to have it printedl"-
Well, We ed might add that that's
a very discouraging answer. Be
sides. what good are private lives
if they can't be made public?
A few Of the sad faces around
town last wk-end after the Della
ware grid win over Washington
College Delaware 13, Washing
ton College 9. A moral victory for
z. Ward Haw! Callie Diacu-
makos opening her pocketbook for
the benefit of the wise.-John Mel
vim verree. verree sad.
The Millington crowd monopoliz-
ed the Lotus Gardens last Satur-
Gay mite. By the way, we hear
that a certain man-about-town
said that only low class people go
to such places Thank. I'm glad
know where I standl
MITE SPOTTING:
Is it Bobby Lower that Booty
Burrous has been with these past
mites ?-The Smyrna gang at the
Dover bowling alleys past wk-end.
Allene Courtney from Magnolia
knocking them over. Some. form.
Vic Ennis, Emily Arthurs, Bob
Brown and Mary Graham bowling
a few Henry Custer at Snaps
with Nye Pleasanton.-Who was
that down-the-state gal with Jim
Turner? Could this be a romance
in the bud ?-Richard Hopkins and
Doris Pyle hitting the spots up the
state.-Ned Wilson dancing with
Marion Pratt at the Wagon Wheel
after the Youth meeting at Town
send.
IHLT TOTETHED