The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-16

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 Brenda Frazier
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 to him tn e other evening, he queried And who Is she?"
 "Liz" Whitney, whose husband, GJock," is a screen big shot, didn't crash the movies herself, but her favorite pet has entered the cin- ematic arena.
 The pet is her Langolian, nam- ed Spookie, a tiny pooch, who is appearing in fashion shorts at a Manhattan studio. A chauffeur in one of the Whitney limousines carts the pooch to and from work. Tallulah Bankhead, whose fa- ther is Speaker of the House, was watching the magician, Fairfax, in an inlpromptu show at the Algonquin the other night. The act consisted of changing $5 bills into tens and then into twenties. That" remarked Tallulah, "is a trick my father could use when he presides over those budget de- bates in Congressl"
 Joe E. Lewis prescription for those who would keep a woman's love: just don't return itl EINsTEIN
 DANCES
 Dr. Albert Einstein, according to his neighbors at Princeton, has given up the fiddle as his favorite means of relaxing in favor of dancing. So far none has spied the father of relativity doing the Lambeth Walk or Jitterbug Crawl. The new restaurant called Lite tie Finland that just opened on West 48th Street was in Russian hands @ few weeks ago, which is how the international situation reflects itself in the Broadway area. -
 Be a good idea at this time to reproduce the sign over the soda fountain in the Fiesta Danceteria: "An American" 1t reads, "looks down on nobody, looks up to flo- body, but looks straight into the eye of everybodyp
 The carriage trade at the cin- ema importation, Entente Cor diale," gets it's biggest laugh-line when Joe Chamberlain of Eng land remarks, My son, Neville was never meant to be poll- tician. He was only a business mani"
 Friedrich Schorr, the Metropol- itan Opera baritone, lived in a Central Park West apartment, just below an eminent Broadway columnist. When he practiced voice by day, the scrivener could- n't sleep, and when the scribe typewrote by night, Schorr could- n't sleep, either. Yesterday they Tipped a coin-to see who should move. Schorr now lives ct the Ansonia Hotel.
 Film Czar Will Hays met Q newsman he hadn't seen for some time. T don't seem to be able to get into your office" complained the thwarted reporter.
 "Tt's very simple" said the amiable movie arbiter, "just knock sharply on my office door three times, then wait five rlin- utes and knock sharply three more times. And I'll be right there to open 1t for you" BROADWAY
 SLANGUAGE
 BROADWAY Lexicon: AT LIB- ERTY. Waiting for vaudeville to come back.
 FRIENDSHIP: The commonest form of duplicity.
 NTRIC: Anyone who doesn't act like a Broadwayite.
 FRONT: What you have to put up to climb up.
 NIGHT CLUB: A barroom with out windows.
 PHoNEY: Anyone who is en- vied.
 PRODUCER: A fellow who thinks Broadway is going to the dogs because 1t won't go to his turkeys"
 FAST FRIENDS: Anyone who strips you of your money and belongings in a hurry.
 BOX-OFFTCE ATTRACTION: A pretty girl in the ticket booth.
 BORE: Someone who always wants to say something when you're talking.
 MARRIAGE: Being wed for better or worse, but never for longl
 COIFFURE - CONFUSION
 Some confpsion about Simone Simon's coiffure. She's blond in 6 new film, brunette in a new Broadway show.
 When Joan Crawford was in town the other week, Jimmy Cagney called her up, social-like. "What're you going to do In town?" he asked. Shop" said Joan. "A great many things 1 want to buy ct the 5-and-10." "The 5-and-10l" the incredulous Cagney repeated. "Yes," said Miss 0, "the five thousand and ten thousandp
 There is a cousin of the Rus- sian army chief, General Stern, in charge of stationery shop near Columbia University. But he doesn't refer to 1t, if he can help it.
 Overheard by a Capitol spy during a recent Dies hearing: "That's right, you're Left"
 Now that the diamond hero, Lou Gehrig, begins his parole- board duties. they say he's sing.