davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
Hablo hoy en- la Camara de los Comunes
Ell primer ministro Chamberlain
La oposicion hizo varias de~mostraciones
en- SUI contra
Dijo que la campana de Noruega no
ha terminate todavia

Para las elecciones prima :
rias del Estado de Florida sc
abrieron en- la mahana de hoy
los colegios electorales o pres
cintos, segun 10 dispuesto, a
las ocho de la manana.
100 maquinas de votar y la vo-
taci6n debido al gran mime
no de candidates, Sc desliza
con bastante lentitud.
Largas filas encontramos en-
todos los prescintos y especial
mente en- los de Ybor City, w.
Tampa y Seminole Heights.
La fila en- ell colegio No. %, en-
Michigan Y Florida, Sc extern
dia por mas de una cuadra.
La votaci6n de Culbreath
parece ser grande en- w. Tam
pa y Newberger cuenta en- los
districts latinos con mas votos
de 10 que el mismo habia cal
culado.
Muchos individuos "le estan
jugando" la cabeza a Nc
Leod, en- los colegios latinos.
Bill Sawyer es ell "caballO
negro" de la lucha Y en- los ba-
rrios latinos Sc oye decir a los
que van a votar por Ell: escoge-
re cuando Sc cierre la cortina.
Las maquinarias de Pat y la
del juego, que marchan uni
das, llevan como candidate a
juez de la Corte de 10 Criminal
al Sr. Ingram. Pero estas dos
maquinarias no podran impe-
dir que Ell pueblo latino reelija
a su grande y buen amigo, ami
go de veras, ell juez Hines, un
juez que no acepta soborno y
pone a la Corte por encima de
todos los politicas.ros.
Nosotros aconsejamos a los
latinos todos, no dejen de vo-
tar hoy por cuanto tienen item
pc hasta las 1908, por ell rectO
y decente juez de la Corte de
10 Criminal.
La votaci6n por Lorenzo
Hernandez es grande en- los
prescintos latinOs y america
nos. Lorenzo esta apoyado por
varios grupos importantes y a.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
LA BOLITA Y LOS NUME-
RIOS DE Los CANDIDATES.

Los numeritos puestos . ca
dA candidate en- Ia boIeta elee
toral, sc vienen utilizando en-
Ell diA de hoy como prOpagan-
da de la bOIita, 81 "pajaritO'' y
los terminates de Ia lOteria de
Cuba.
La idea de los numeritOs en-
Ia bOleta, idea emAnadA de
los fabricantes de las miqui-
mas de vOtAr, seguramente au-
meHtara, en- esta semana, 81
dinerO de los bAnquerOS del
juegO prOhibido.
A las puertas de los eolsgiOs
algunos barriOs, se hablaba
hoy de jugar algunOs numeri-
tOS "pOr Ia HabAna" y tambiSn
pOr Ia bOlsa de New York.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
NO DEJARON VOTAR A LOS
NECROS

Hoy por la mahana t~rataron
de votar, en- ell prescinto No.
IL, situado en- la SeptimA ave-
nida entire las GALES Is y IL,
varios individuos de Ia raza
negra.
Ell diputado Wallace Didi6
instrucciones y Sc lie dijo que
esas personals no podian vOtar,
por cuanto las elecciones son
para los ciudadanos blAncos
miembros del PartidO Demo-
cratico en- Ell Estado.
Elecciones para personas de
la raza blanca. Los negros pO-
dram votar en- las elecciones
generates.
La ley oOncede a los negrOs
ell derecho al vote; pero en- las
primarias del Partido Demo
criticO, en- la Florida, no sc les
deja votar.
Como en- las primarias son
seleccionados los candidates,
este quiere decir que Ell voto
negro tiene muy POGO valOr.
Los ngrOs, ain embargo, vO-
tan en- las elecciones primariaS
del Partido Democratico, en-
los Estados del Norte.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
CONFTESA
LA PERDIDA DE TRES
DISTRIBUTORS

Londres, mayo Una mott
cia official admite q. Otros tres
destructores han sido hundidos
en- la costa de Noruega, donde la
aviaci6n nazi, con aerOdrmOs
en- ell territorio, domino Ell aire.
Tambien Sc admite ell hundi-
miento de tres pequenos barcos
auxiliares, Ell Penn, ell Hercules
y ell Lenora.
Uno de los destructores hun
didos llevaba la bandera ingle-
sa, otro la francesa y un terce-
70 la polaca.
El ingles Sc llamaba Afridi y
desplazaba 1870 toneiadas, el
frances Bison, de 24S6, y Ell po-
laco Grom de 214.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07

demas por la gran masa de Gu
banos, e~spanoles e italianos
sin 'patrioteria," que conocen
su labor de muchos amos en-
beneficio de la comunidad la
tina y de Tampa.
En- los barrios latinos la vo-
taci6n en- favor de Antonio
Schleman sera muy grande,
aunque hay mas de un grupo
que apoya al viejo Burnett. res
petado ciudadano.
Schleman tiene la simpatia
de toda la colonia latina por
su bondad, inteligencia, dis
erection y haber pasado su in
fancia y juventud en- Y. City.
Por ell fiscal Williams Sc vo-
ia co ingram animation; pero
Grayson tiene muchos amigos
y cuenta con el apoyo de la ma
quinaria de Rex Farrior.
Williams obtendra una nu-
trida votaci6n en- los barrios la
tinos y sacara ell mayor n1me-
70 de votos.
Los candidates de mas fuer-
"a, en- cuarto al gobierno del
Estado, los son Holland, Viii
tehair y Patty.
Hablamos con varios ami
gos de Holland y nos dijeron
que piensan ganar Ell Condado.
Whitehair aparece apoyado
con menos entusiasmo. Patty
registra mayor fuerza de la
que los expertos lie suponian.
ST hemos de juzgar por las
impresiones reeogidas en- las
puertas de los colegios, Ray
mond Sheldon derrotara facil
mente a William Pierce, ell
candidate de Pat.
Por MacD Donald Sc vota en-
tan crecido numero que los OBJ
servadores Green que no ten
ORA que ir a las segundas pri-
marias. Dekle, de la maquina-
ria de Pat, es su contrario.
Toland derrotara a Raw
Inns, en- ell parecer de la mayo
ria, aunque este Sc halla apo
yado por las dos mayOres ma
quinarias.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07

cinto No. Is. 81 los inspectores
del % Sc duermen 0 estan pre-
parados para ~"dormirse," Ell ca
ballero Pamplina vota,...
Despu6s.,... lie remiten al a..
Y mas tarde al 35 w..
isl conseguimos acabar en- es
tas elecciones con ell "~repetidor"
los comicios del future seran
una fiel expression de la volun-
tad del pueblo
La gaceta., 1940-05-07

Dia de elecciones. Todos los
candidates sonrfen. Parecen he
chos de mantequilla y dulzura.
Ell ciudadano elector es obse-
uuiado. Dfa del hombre humil-
de, en- la democracia.
Manana.. muchos de los cleo
tos olvidaran sus promesas y
llegaran los dias de amargura
para Ell decepcionado.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
LOS ~CoMERCIANTES CE-
RRARAN A LAS 5 DE LA
r

La Association de Comercian-
ties de Tampa tom6 aver Ell g.
cuerdo de cerrar todos los dias
con la exception del sabado a
las 8 de la tarde, en- los meses de
verano.
Entrara en- vigor Ell acuerdo
Ell dia 10 de JUNO y continuara
hasta q dia de los TTahaiadO-
re-, -
La gaceta., 1940-05-07

criminal; Deckle, Larson, Dou-
glas, Watson, Bondi y Lee.
Otro grupo ,adscrito a la mis-
ma maquinaria, reparti6 una no
jita con los nimeros de los mis-
mos candidates: 16, 20, 50, 80,
115, al, 4S, 46, 81, 70, SO, So.
43, 81 II y 38.
Las GALES estan inundadas de
candidaturas de differences CRU
pos.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
UNA ENFBRMEAD DEL CO.
RAZoN MATO A UN CAN
DIDATO

Sarasota, mayo lima en-
fermedad del coraz6n mat6
hoy a John w. Davis, de SO a.
nos, candidate a tasador de
contribuciones.
Empez6 a sentirse NAL ha-
ce algunos dias y ces6 en- to-
das las actividades de la cam
paha.
La gaceta., 1940-05-07

EOHuISS, nhdyO (,-COlncl-
diendo con Ia noticia del retorno
a Inglaterra de parte de las tro-
pas enviadas a Noruega, de don
de Sc r%etiraron, Ell primer minis
tro Chamberlain habl6 hoy en-
la Camara de los Comunes, ex-
plicando los Gltimos suceSos.
Interrumpido con demostra-
clones de la oposici6n, que de-
sea su renuncia, ell jefe del go
bierno manifesto que la campa-
ma de Noruega no esta terminal
da aun; pero que la naci6n de-
be recordar hay otros frentes
en- los que en- cualquier momen-
to determinado ppede brotar
una confalgraci6n.
Tan fuerte fus ell escamdalo
EN- una de las ocasiones, que
Chamberlain resolvi6 sentarse
hasta que ell orden Sc restable-
ciera.
70 comprendo ell disgusto y
en- cierto modo Ia sorpresa de la
pero la retirada en- min
gun modo puede compararse
con la Gallipolli, como han di-
cha algunos peri6dicos.
Solo intervino en- la opera
ci6n una division y las perdidas
no fueron grandes en- n1mero.
Tampoco Sc abandonaron gran
des cantidades de material.
Trat6 de ~justificar ell fracaso
en- Ia parte Central de Noruega
diciendo que EN- su opinion Sc
habia hecho 10 conveniente con
la retirada de las tropas, al des
cubrirse que ell plan de campa-
ma no tendria exito.
Culp6 la derrota o fracaso en-
ell sur de Trondheim y en- ell Cen
trO de Noruega a estas dos CO.
sas:
Que no sc pudieron establecer
aer6dromos para que sirvieran
de base a los cazas, y a la rapi-
da llegada de refuerzos alema-
mes.
No podiamos impedir que Ia
alemana descargara
sus golpes, porque Noruega no
permiti6 que las tropas inglesas
Sc adelantaran a la invasion g.
lemana.
Sc intent6 la ofensiva de
Trondheim como un movimien-
10 desesperado y a solicitud del
gobierno noruego, aunQue Ell
mando sab6a estaba lleno de re
sistencia.
Trat6 de consolar al pals con
Ia idea de que ell desastre pudo
.aber sido peor. .
AL entrar Chamberlain en- Ia
Camara los conservadores le O.
wacionaroD; pero la Oposici6n
'anz6 gritos de: Renuncia, Re-
nuncia, IQuien perdi6 ahora 81 (
omnibus?
Esta fue una alusi6n a una re
Erase del jefe de gobier-
no diciendo que Hitler habia
Derdido Ell Omnibus cuando in
jent6 desatar un "klitzkrieg zen
Inglaterra, en- los primeros dias
ie la guerra. \
Respondents a una pregun
10 podia decir cuando Sc efec-
.uara una session secreta sobre !
as alegadas graves deficien-
de las fuerzas combatien
.es de la Gran Bretaha. I
Junto al jefe del g~obierno, {
,uando sc levant6 a hablar, Sc 7
1allaba sentado, de manera I
iignificativa, Ell primer Lord
iel Almirantazgo, Winston 4
Churchill. {
Explic6 la retirada de las {
de Namsos, en- una sola I
en- muy POGO tempo y
lin p6rdidas.
Cncuenta aeroplanos ale !
names atacaron 81 convoy, al
aia dguisRts, P0dsmes dag- I
La gaceta., 1940-05-07
CHUNGAS Y NO CHUNGAS

Elecciones. - La voz de un amigo. = Rellena-
dores y repetidores. = Propaganda nazi. = SIS
mos" en- accion.
Evening star., 1940-09-29

enlistments be opened to all men as
a method of obtaining the 800 900
conscripts the Army estimated 1t
needed this year.
The draft bill provides for peace
time deferment from military service
of all men who have served one year
in the Federal service and two more
years in the National Guard or 10
years more in the organized Re-
serves. They also have the privilege
of enlsting for two years more in
the Regular force.
The Army has had the power to
accept one-year enlistments since
1920, when many thousands were
inducted, but the system was found
wasteful since there was a constant
turnover in personnel. A very few
one-year enlistments have been per-
mitted since then.
Navy Program.
The Navy, accepting 5000 recruits
a month under siX-year enlistments,
decided on its program of quickened
training to keep pace with demands
for additional crewmen. The pace
of recruit acceptance is being set
by training facilities and the Navy
disclosed it expected to induct 1000
recruits each month by January /.
One-year conscripts will not be ac-
cepted for Navy training for some
time, If at all
Many varships now have only IS
per cent of full personnel needs,
and as new warships 60 into COM
mission for the two-ocean Navy,
Evening star., 1940-09-29

will be requested soon for 19l, 900
men.
Two months have been cut of the
service requirements Of seamen End
class, f1remen 3rd class and hos
pital apprentices End class for pro-
motion to the next higher rating.
The total naval service of seamen
1st class, firemen End class and hos
pital apprentices 1st class has been
reduced four months while the time
required in the rating has been low
cred from six months to eight weeks.
Officers Requirements Cut.
Petty officers (3rd class and first
class firemen now need serve but
nine months in their rating and
have 81 months total naval service,
as compared with a year and %
months, respectively, as heretofore.
For second-class petty officer
to qualify for the next higher rat
ing he now must serve nine months
in the lower rating, as compared
with year. Requirements for the
total naval service have been re-
duced from 40 months to 80 months,
1t was announced
The new schedules become effec-
tive Tuesday, the Navy Depart
ment announced.
In announcing suspension next
summer of the C. M. T. C. camps
the War Department declared sup
plies and equipment assigned for
that use we're needed for the con-
script and Regular Army training.
Graduates of the 1910 white"
courses who have been recommend
ed for the advanced blue" course
will be permitted to qualify for
Reserve commissions by applying for
enrolment in Army extension
courses and membership in the
Organized Reserves.
Maj. Gen. Allen w. Gullion, Judge
advocate general, made the ruling
which held that the War Depart
ment could require a volunteer
Evening star., 1940-09-29
Safety for Civilians
In Case Of Air Raids
Is Studied by i. ).
War Department Prepares
Suggestions for Cities,
Especially on Coasts
Nv NELSON NJ. SHEPARD.

Taking into account the daily
merciless bombing of English civil
ia1s, the War Department is drawing
up air raid precaution suggestions
for the benefit of municipalities, es-
pecially those along the coasts.
This grim new phase of the Ma
tion's civilian defense plans, it was
learned yesterday, is in the pre-
liminary stage and is being handled
by experts of the war plans division.
1t follows recent disclosures by Sec
retary Stimson that suggestions for
bombproof shelters in factories are
being sent to firms handling defense
orders.
The precautionary measures for
protecting civilians are being initi-
ated in cooperation with authorizes
in response to requests for advice
on providing bomb shelters for COM
munities. As in the case of indus
trial protective measures, General
Staff officers have been making
studies Of reports on air raid shell
ters in England, brought back by
oficial and other competent OBJ
servers.
Booklets Being Prepared.
The officers, it was said, are get
ting up a series Of booklets covering
all phases of civilian protection in
the event of air raids. 1t is not be-
lieved, at this time, that American
cities are in danger of sudden at
tack from the air, since this country
Is not in war, but Army officials
point to what has happened to
civilians In Spain, Poland. The
Netherlands, Belgium, Finland,
France and London as justification
for precautionary measures.
Many American cities are so 10
Gated they probably would not need
AFRAID shelters. Other cities, such
as Boston, New York, Philadelphia
Washington, Norfolk, and along the
Gulf and Pacific coasts would find
them necessity.
Regardless of what may occur,
officials believe that the expenditures
would be worth the cost as means
OF preserving civilian morale. Of
ficials recalled the terror caused by
the Men From Mars" broadcast
some time ago.
In some respects, precautionary
plans for civilians follow those
worked out for the protection OF In
dustrial plants and their personnel.
The new booklets will contain 0e-
tailed instructions for providing
bomb shelters, air raid warning IA
cilities, defense against chemical
attack and first aid.
Methods to be employed success
fully for 'black-outs' also will be
furnished.
When the instructions are avail
able, it is expected they will be dis
tributed through the nine Corps
Area Commanders to municipal and
State officials.
The General Staff has had the
benefit Of the experience of the
British Air Raid Protection Service
which Is constantly improving on
methods as a result of daily lessons
learned during the bombing Of
British cities. American manufac-
turers and Army experts have been
experimenting with pill boxes" and
other forms Of shelters.
Evening star., 1940-09-29

vidual lawyers will perform as pa
triotic citizens"
Edmund Rufin. Beckwith Of New
York, was appointed chairman by
Jacob M. Lashly, president OF the
association. Other committeeman
will be announced later.
The duties of the committee will
be to provide competent and repu-
table lawyers to serve local draft
boards; to help legal aid societies
in solving 'the personal legal prob
lens of those draftees who may be
without means to pay fees for the
legal services which they may re-
quire":: to provide the public with
legal information on the operation
of the draft, and to volunteer aid to
legislative assemblies and other bod
les in drafting laws and regulations
for the defense program.
Evening star., 1940-09-29

Reserve ofiicer to serve another year
under operation Of the congress
sional act. However, II the oficer's
service was compulsory he could
not be compelled to serve an addi-
tional year.
The Drtf Board also announced
that industrial deferment cases
would be reviewed every six months
and men whose work ceases to fall
within the essential classification
for military deferment would then
be considered eligible for military
service, unless other causes for de-
ferment, such as dependents or phys
ical infirmity, arise.
Lawyers Offer Help.
The American Bar Association an
nounced it had created a committee
on national defense to coordinate
and reinforce services which indi-
Evening star., 1940-09-29
CONSUMPTION
Continued From First Page.)

out for one year all Reserves and
National Guardsmen.
4. Draft Board oficialS disclosed
that local boards may undertake to
place in defense industries rather
than in the Army skilled men who
register for the draft but who are
unemployed.
Won't Curtail 3-Year Enlistments.
The one-year enlistments will in
no way curtail the efforts to obtain
a Regular, three-year enlistment,
force of 375 900, the War Department
announced.
They will not be accepted for any
particular arm or service, but will
be assigned to posts where conscripts
probably would be used. They will
not be assigned to the Air Corps,
armored force, other technical
branches which require exceptional
skill and training, nor will they be
sent outside of the Continental
United States.
During the conscription bill O.
bate, Senators and Representatives
repeatedly urged that short-term
Evening star., 1940-09-29

fully trained crews will be needed
Immediately to man them. At pres
ent there are 162, 900 enlisted men
in the sea service while present ap-
propriations provide for 172,000 1t
is expected that additional funds
Evening star., 1940-09-29
How States Will Respond
To First Peucetime Draft

Census experts know approximately how will register
in each State how many will be eligible for immediate service
(Cass One) how will be the
and January and how will be
about November IS. Here the unoncal
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1940-05-03
Worry

Many are the reasons advanced for
worry,
Some say family, finance, children
or hurry,
But what ever the cause may be
Worry solves no problem and
you're never free.
Like all problems worry should be
analysed,
For it's a vicious evil to be de-
spised,
For control of one it has devious
ways,
To bring unhappiness and spares
no days.
When we are distressed by this
form of fear,
It's our problem to prove we give
no ear,
To it's myriad arguments why we
can't dispel
The bug-bear that charms US into
a spell.
An occupied mind won't allow con-
ditions to kill,
An active person who has the will,
To allow nothing to cause them to
fret
Prove worry harmless and some
thing ito forget.
We know it's easy to say don't
worry,
But when you're upset things seem
in a furry,
And that's the time stability should
be shown
When harassed by problems you
disdain to own.
Steady myself and conquer this
turbulent problem,
By routing it early and so put a
stem,
On any seeming power for wher
shorn,
Its sting, life again appears glor,
ious morn.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1940-05-03
ST. PAUL 1910 N. A. A. C, P.
DRIVE RESULTS

Members and organizations who
have paid their memberships in st.
Paul Branch since the opening
drive: Adelphai Club, R. L. Allen,
Mrs. R. L. Allen, T. F. Allen, F.
Alsup, Miss H. D. ASHER, A. Black,
J. N. Bradford, Mrs. ]. Brooks, Mr..
and Mrs. H. S. Brown, Miss j. N.
Brown, w. S. Butler, Cameo Social
Club, Miss G. Carlson, G. E. Carl
son, Mrs. L. Coleman, Mrs. T. B.
Cook, G. Coverdale, DR.. and Mrs.
]. W. Crump, Mrs. R. Crump, J. c.
Curtis, w. H. DuBord, G. Fergu-
son, Mrs. L. Fields, N. A. Gal
lagher, Rev. F. J. Gilligan, Mrs.
VIM. Godette, Mrs. W. H. Godette,
Mrs. H. Coins, Mrs. l. B. Halper,
R. Harris, VIM. Heron, H. Hill
yard, R. C. Higbee, J. E. Johnson,
Mrs. j. E. Johnson, S. Johnson, L.
E. Lennon, Mrs. N. McCracken,
Miss M. E. McFetridge, Mr.. and
Mrs. c. M. Mitchell, Mrs. NJ.
Milan, Miss L. E. Miles, Rev. C.
T. R. Nelson, Mr.. and Mrs. C. W.
Oliver, L. A. Pates, J. Patton, R.
E. Pearmon, E. Potts, L. Pritzler,
Mrs. D. T. Reed, S. A. Reed, G.
W. L. Robinson, Miss E. Rockwell,
Mrs. S. Rose, Miss D. Schultz, Mrs.
H. Sherwood, J. Sherwood, C. w.
Smith, ]. A. Smith, ]. N. Smith,
A. Sternberg, J. frost, Mr.. X. H.
Turner, r. Turner, E. C. Walker,
W. B. Walker, Mrs. R. E. West,
J. P. Williams, Mrs. J. P. Williams,
T. S. Williams, and Women's Aux.
Local SIG.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1940-05-03
A ChicagOan COlumnist Says
Chicago Negroes Are Scared
By H. George Davenport
In the Metropolitan (Chicagol Post

The city of Chicago has NEGROES than any city
the United States We have u S. Congressman
four State Representatives. Aldermen Committeeman
the Illinois Commerce Commission County Commissioner
member of the Civil Service Commission School
Board of the largest Negro Insurance Companies
the largest in the country the -crow hospital
the world of the Negro Press Clipping Bureau
largest burial insurance the world the Negro
and chicken shack the country champion world
the heavyweight DIVISION Negro YMCA, YWCA NAACP
OF the abest DOCTORS dentists country
and policemen the largest group
organization and other
hnance with all of this together stripped
of manhood and womanhood CHEAP
FEATHER MERCHANTS and the Negro Chamber
denied the of BOULEVARD district
of expanding Negro BUSINESS. ourselves men and
women when in reality bunch CRINGING YELLOW
EDWARDS
AS long stand for this elect those
scared politicians draw salaries friends and families while
men and who trying business that
some OF our youngsters job told that
use the BOULEVARD because of
livelihood their
made complaint to the park commissioners What
to raise plenty Of HE'LL else
FROM Yes SAPS and are not men and
women enough to admit it.
AFRICANS IN FRANCE
100000 aboes will which already in Franco
These abores from the African sincerely hope that
the will last long enough possible for England and
France train available black in Africa The Black Man
against white help keep him slavery is
the writer's snerest hopes that this England Franco
Germany Russia and Italy exhausted their man power then
MAYBE there will be peace n Europe
THE KHAN GEORGIA
The Khan Georgia is about get recognition it did not
expect White have been the victims When black men were
the victims the culpts known sOmtmes things
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1940-05-03

still the end of cowary hooded organa
In Chicago they do not robes hide their faces they
their political strength to keep huddled together
avoid business expansion and they get with it, they
deprived all of remaining privileges
JUST A LITTLE 1--WE
Negroes will pack the white baseball parks Jake
call them Nggrs We wonder when they will learn? Perry
Thompson play ball with Green for Governor in November JOS
said to have the election the General Assembly
replace the break Judge Moore
political fame by lying helpless Negroes order
Illinois Commission and appointed
Judge Virgin Islands, has sentenced devil
hanged and has made item of this most unfortunate affair
back the islands, ought
remain quiet.
W. Washington the father of the AfroAmercan EXPOSE
practically shelved of the CRUST
STUFFED SHIRTS have taken WOW!