The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1940-06-29


never be forced TO move into
the Western Hemisphere. Morris
fought OF Mons and OH the SOM
me, when inen knew how TO take
II. He seriously doubts the stabil-
ity, the character, and efficiency
Of present.day representatives Of
the Allied Cause.
Johnny LAChance shivers these
cooler days because his blood II
thin. Johnny soldiered NJ sco-
field Barracks, Hawaii, with Che
18th u. q. Field Artillery, where
the sun shines oil the time. Out In
Hawaii. soldados Of the u. y.
Army live the life Of Riley, with
never fatigue 20 shovel snow or o
chilly day 20 bring out the heavy
underwear. LaChance jolned.up
with the militia In Waterbury af.
Ter two bitches with the regulars.
One day he will return 20 che
land where ~ always warm and
where fish is on the ration llst
twice o week.
Smoky Jensen claims that no.
body has yet questioned the abil.
ity Of either Mr.. StimsVn or Col
onel Knox 10 handle their respec.
tive posts. Tvs little tough on
simple guys like Smoky 10 read
such heavy chatter about the po-
litical character Of these new.
corners 10 the New Deal and TO
hear nothing at all about either
mans ability TO do the Job. After
oil, neither q Secretary Of War
nor the Secretary Of the Navy can
rely solely Oh politica. background
10 pull him through. Army folks
and Navy ratings know that quail
fled men for these posts ghould
know men, guns, rations. ships,
ana how TO read o map straight.
Tony the Barber, purveyOr OF
halrcuts that ne and Shaves that
have placed many electric raxors
In the discard, has arranged o sale
Of fireworks after considerable
wrestling with red tape. Tony says
that ips easier 20 prove You're
not o Communist than 90 show
that you are qualified TO self sky.
rockets.
Harold Benedict, ex.marine who
fell and fractured O collar bone
during the late v. r. W..Woodbury
Tirenien Burro bali game, IA mend.
Ing satisfactorily at his home on
Old Field road. A favorite pastime
10 TO send Harold funny postcards
showing O dude rider getting tossed
by q mount that looks about as
much like n burro % Our speed boat
shop looks like the Bremerton
Navy yard.
Speaking Of speed when Mike
kiesltz, constable, donated hIs time
TO the enforcement Of the motor
regulations governing traffic
through this village tho other eve.
ming, . lot Of Aunt Nellies arose ON
their dignity and criticized Mike.
Some Of them Just complained be-.
cause one Of their boarders WAS
captured doing fiftyj others had On
idea that south Britain would get
% tough 0 reputation Oh tho Town
Of Woodbury.. Short weeks ago
those Same Aunt NelIles were writ
Ing % this column and begging
for Law enforcement here. what
does the public want7
Speed 10 dangerous. Hitler has
recently proven that 10 the very
moderately paced democracies.
WA workers have proven IL ev.
erywhere. Traffic studies along
0tir highways have convinced Of.
most everybody who resides In an
enlightened community that speed
causes death, injury, and heart.
ache. The State Highway Depart
inent, In an effort 70 decrease
speed through this popuious NUM-
cipality, set 0 speed limit here Of
thirty miles per hour. 30 what7
When On honest eiiieer, unpaid
and unsung, devotss . few mo.
fHents Of hls time 10 the enforce
ment Of the speed laws, Che linn
ber-iIpped pFoIstaFist start taking
down their hair. Garry on, A1ikei
cent Of Connectlcats approximately
10000 cars.
According 10 q law that went int
effect last year 8 car that has beef