The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-04-17

ObAlCIo ONcE Tile WOIQS OOInuCluS
Say" the name Of a dress.
Manhattan Murals: The panhand- |
Ter who covers the internission of |
THE Man Who Came to Dinner"
with this approach: I'm the men
who came for a cuppa cawfee"
The sign In a Broadway hat shop:
mo head too big to fit our hats"
-. The Smartalecky newSboy IN
Times Square who shouted: New
York gets cold wave from Cali
formal" He should read his
papers-100 degrees has been the
temp out there -. The boot
black who won't shine q girls shoes,
at 72nd and B'way-says he's no
sissy The Jersey commuters
riding the ferries each ayem, OBJ
iviouS to the pictorial thrills Of the
city that should make their eyes
dance The human lifted
pinkies, wearing q coating of self
assurance as they come tardy to the
premieres, and as they enter the
swank places. They act as though
they expected flowers thrown in
their path The morons who
hang around the stage entrances Of
burlesk theaters and insult the girls.
April snow Spring playing nard to
get.
Times Square Teletype: Mimi Rol-
Inns, songstress, weds Valeche, the
photographer, today at City Hall :.
Glen Island Casino, opening next
month, makes employees pledge al
legiance to the American flag E.
Attn Charlie" Farrell, the radio
editor, who urges better COM
mercials to keep from losing lis
teners: 1871 . A year ago 9.4
Mrs. Roosevelt will get The
Nation mag's 1910 award Many
mags are readying articles on Dist
Atty ODwyer of B'klyn Gus
Edwards condition is not i1nprov-
ing The Artists and Writers
Kitchen in Greenwich Village, at 8
Morton Street, has resumed-after
a months layoff due to lack of
funds. No artist or writer need be
hungry down there anymore
B'way Confucius Says G.. Jessel
thinks you can keep your youth
by marrying It,.
Broadway Ballad: The following
letter is from a member of Equity,
the actors union: Dear Mr.. Win
chell: Could you do anything to
settle the dispute between Equity
and the Worlds Fair group spon-
soring Jubilee? have q job there.
I'd be glad to get forty week,
which they offer, and don't doubt
most would be glad to get 1t. I
have not had job all winter. I've
kept going by playing in non-Equity
stock, but if Equity knew that, I'd
be blacklisted. AS far as I'm con-
cerned Equity loses more jobs than
it ever gets for you. We hunt the
Jobs and then Equity says we can't
90 them. That's all right for some,
Please see what you can do. I've
eaten all Winter by breaking Equity
rules, so please don't use my name
or I'll be punished"
Sounds IN the Night: In the
Stork: docs she like men? She
even goes out with fellers who have
Confederate money!" In the
Kit-Kat: IT don't care If he Is a
glammer boy-he oughta pay half
his check anyway" At the
Queen Mary: "Whatta bore. Brings
YOU down with any subject he brings
up" In Club IS: after that
squelch don't see how he can keep
his head up without starching his
neck!" In Cog Rouge: shes
got the kind of eyebrows hat de-
mand an answer" At the Al
gonquin: "She spends each morn
ing washing off dirty looks"
At Bills Gay COS: "She's the mem
DRY on his lap and the lapse in his
memory" At La Martinique:
What weather! A girl doesn't know
what to hock!" In Bertolottrs:
"Love is what makes a park bench
as soft as a pillow and a pillow as
hard as a park bench"