The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1940-01-05
so HELP ME
BY JOE STATION

at the usual place for overtime
dances. Gals, boys. men and wo-
men all tried to crack skulls land
did, crush bones, and see what
made each other tick.
One Tacoma monkey tried to
whip the u. S. army, and ended up
with so many hicleys on his head
he looked like a circus freak.
Two of the Lovers gal admir-
ers tangled, and as I had told the
younger, "she is no baby; she can
really take care of herself" it
came out that way.
A couple of brothers had it out,
couple of guys who are eligible
for old age pensions, and three or
more jitterbugs. When the law
came in, it made little difference,
cause then the monkeys thought
they'd make good referees.
For the New Years sake, let's
hope sponsors of dances at the
bone crushers' hall will have po-
lice protection like they have in
real cities. Someday somebody
not participating in a fracas will
get hurt and sue the management
then maybe the women folk and
sensible men will go to the dances
without wearing football suits for
protection and rubbers to keep the
blood off their new shoes.
Mary Purnell and Arlie Chap
pell gave cocktail party, before
the dance and all went swell till
two special" guests didn't show
up. They were at the dance tho,
and really got bawled out.
Jerry Hunt received a wrist
watch for California and now she's
wearing short-sleeved dresses so
all can see it.
Yes sir, you'll find out one day
that the swell girl you have now,
don't appreciate, and may lose, is
worth a dozen of her enemies.
The man who used to show his
bank book to the women, has let
them nibble on it till he hasn't
enough to pay his light bill; con-
sequently he has no lights in his
domicile.
Haskell Campbell says he can
beat any man his weight telling
lies except Al Tiger Lewis.
HE" was at the golden gloves
dance, but his fiancee wasn't, and
he had swell time, too.
If you think Jesse James was a
hold-up expert, then you don't
know nothin'. Alice Powell makes
him look like a down payment.
Let's hope Leroy Spicer port
land) will have a Fighter" year
this year. (Ketch on?)
Take your time about getting
married, Ozzie Mott. There just
amt no mo- good men like me no
mo-.
When a B&I "girl' (stamping
all the black of 42) gave a shin
dig, she invited some club men,
bers and others who dislike each
other. No hair was pulled to liv-
en- up the dead affair so its pur-
pose was defeated. $50 I'm told)
The kids got tough break on
their show, but let's hope it can
be given real soon. If so, be sure
and see it, the gang really goes
to town.
She has really taken on new life
since he's around again.
Is it true a lover will be taken
out of circulation real soon.
If you think Dagwood eats a
big sandwich, you should see my
friend Barner. He makes them so
big that after eating on one for
Is minutes, he still has enough
left for a six-course dinner for
five.
M. c. Chairman resolved that
he'd not say he's from Montana
any more. He'll admit he was
born in 'Sippi. P. S. He says,
people can tell by my big mouth
that I'm from the river mouth
country"
B. w. and B. T. are very good
friends. B. T. eats once a week
trying to lose weight. B. w. eats
once week trying to keep like a
jitterbug. Now if B. T. could give
some of her extra poundage to B.
w. who need it but doesn't want
it, and B. w. could take it, then
both would look much better, in
fact, so much better.
Old Art Head will tell a lie, 1900.
Then get mad and almost die ~
If he even thinks that you .........
Don't believe his lie is true. $780,.
He's got one about his dough, -.
Every time is mo- and mo-, $780,.
Ten times I hav eheard it now