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The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-08-24
HARRISON IN HOLLYWOOD
BY PAUL HARRISON NEA Service Staff Correspondent

NEA Servhce SCau COrrespOnuenG
 Hollywood-For a little studio competing brilliantly but infre- quently in the major league, Repub- lie has had more than its share of costly accidents with its super doopers.
 Nothing ever happens to delay the bread-and-butter pictures. Cowboy heroes rise unscathed from the wake of the laundering herd; thrill specialists fall off cliffs and en route to destruction are cradled by a scrub oak tree. But just let the studio begin making a musical, which you'd think would be relative ly safe, and some stellar singer IS likely to skid on a cadenza and sprain his larynx.
 All the Republicans have their fingers crossed now while they wait to see what'll happen to "Hit Par ade of 1941." The trusty jinx has made one appearance, but it was premature. Benny Goodman and band were all signed up for the flicker. And then, a few days before work began, Director John Auer found himself without music for his musical. Goodman had been bitten by the jitterbug or developed case of jives, or something, and was or dered to take rest. Jan Garber and his orchestra became available just then, so that turned out all right. MAY NEED A
 STANDER-IN
 The studio had another scare
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-08-24
ROAMING THE AIR WAVES
WATR PROGRAMS
i2oO Kilocycles

P. M. 12:15-Melodic Moments Dem. News 12:l6-~It's Dance Time 1:0O-Don Aires, Tenor i:l6-Yankee News l:3O-Leaders in Dance Time 2:OO-This Might Be You 2:l5-Matinee Melodies 2:3O-Red Sox vs. Tigers 1:3O-To be announced 6:OO-Musical Interlude 5:05-Dance Orch. 6:S0--Dave Dennis Orch. 6:OO-Yankee News 6:15-Sport Page-Bill Derwin 6:30-Old Timers Jamboree 6:4S-Band of the Week 7:00-Bonnie Stewart, Songs 7:15-Bob Howard and Profit Trio 7:30-Wythe Williams, commenta-
 tor
 7:45-Laurence Larrivee, Songs 8:00-Tommy Fuckers Orch. 8:30-Nobodys Children 9:00-Stage Door Memories 9:15-Hawaii Calls 9:30-Operatic Pop Concert 10:30-Interlude: Dance Orch. 11:00-Yankee News Service 11:30-Leo Reisman's Orch. 12:00-Sign off A. M.
 S:00-Dudley Radio Carollers 8:S0-Dr. Bob Jones, Evangelist 8:45-Yankee News 9:00-Echoes of Calvary 9:30-Zembruski's Polish Pgm. 10:00-Melody Market 10:30-St. Johns Episcopal Church
 Service 11:30-sunday Morning Serenade 12:00-Yankee News P. M. 12:15-Tone Tapestries 12:30-Dance Hour 1:00-Iatlian Melodies 1:30-Lithuanian Chamber 'of
 Commerce
 2:00-Swing Spotlight 2:15-Singing Bill 2:30-Atty. Chase Kimball 2:45-Palmer House Ensemble 3:00-St. Anthony Hour 3:30-Louis Prima Orch. 4:00-El Paseo Troubadors 4:30-Haven of Rest 5:00-Frank Gagen's Orch. 5:30-Dave Dennis Orch. 6:O0-Melodies for you 6:30-Yankee News 6:45-Salvation Army Pgm. 7:00-"Rendezvous with Romona 7:30-From Berlin: Sigrid Schultz 7:45-Sunday Night Supper Dance 8:00-Am. Forum of the Air 9:OO-Old Fashioned Revival Horu 10:00-Colonial Network News 10:G5-Chicago Symphonic Hours News Service 11:30-Dance Hour 12:00-Sign Off.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-08-24
288..WTIC--Hartford--1O4O

P. NJ. 12:0O-Program from New York 12:15-Julio Oyanguren
 Farm Forum 1:00-News 1:15-Weather, Market Report,
 Agricultural Bulletin 1:30-Frankie Masters Orch. 2:00-I'm An American 2:15-Gardner Benedict's Orch 2:30-Matinee In Rhythm 3:00-A Boy, A Girl, A Band 3:30-Johnny Long's Orch. 4:00-Library of Congress Concerts 5:00-Tommy Dorsey's Orch. 6:00-News, Weather 6:15-Strictly Sports 6:30-Gypsy Moods 6:45-Studio Program 7:00-Kindergarten Kapers 7:15-News From Europe 7:30-Bob Hannon, vocalist 7:45-H. V. Kaltenborn S:00-Grand Ole Opry 8:30-Truth Or Consequence 9:00-National Barn Dance 10:00-Uncle Ezra 10:30-Bobby Bryne's torch. 11:00-News 1l:15-The Party Line 12:00-News i2:05-Russ Morgan's Orch. 12:30-Horace Heidt's Orch. 12:55-News
 1:00-Art Moneys Orch. 1:30-Clyde Lucas Orch. 1:55-NewS
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-08-24

up by contrast with the disappoint- ments, endorsements and new tragedies to which any average fam fly is the prey.
 Andy Hardy Meets Debutante" does not fall short of this ideal and there is never a moment when the onlooker loses his sympathy when Andy Hardy and his family no mat ter how comic their misfortune may seem.
 Judy Garland, who is teamed with Mickey for the third time in their film careers sings several new songs. She is a charming sub-deb who aids Mickey in finally meeting the glamour girl, the latter played by Diana Lewis.
 In their usual delightful roles are Fay Holden, Cecilia Parker and Sara Haden.
 On the same delightful program
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-08-24

when Lionel Stander, one of tht comics in the cast, became one ot the movie celebrities accused 1T
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-08-24
PIE THEIR DOWNFALL

Boston CUP)-Police have cap- tured two 16-year-old youths who admit they are the "blue berry pie thieves" who broke into 13 bakeries and stole 173 blueberry pies and several dozen blueberry mullins. They also got $50 in cash, but only raided shops containing their favor ite food.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
THIRTY YEARS AGO-1s1o

The Kennewick schools opened
with a decided crowding of rooms
IN the grades. The new system of
medical inspection was to begin
during the year as was planned by
superintendent Lewis and the school
board.
Ed Layton had gone to Finley to
visit and console the sick.
Leslie Williams had returned for
short stay with his parents.
The new oven recently construct
ed in the Twin City Bakery was
tried for the first time and failed
when it crumbled from the heat.
Another was being made as RAPIDLY
as possible to replace it.
Miss Ethel Tompkins entertained
at her home in the Garden Tracts
with a farewell party honoring her
guest, Miss Winnie Anterior of AL
bany, Wisconsin.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
A FAILING-OFF

Due to certain census returns to-
date, we are somewhat surprised at
the decline in the population of
some Western states. The reason
for this change in figures in the
Plains States Is believed caused
by the moving on of folks who have
suffered from crop failures and
droughts. The census shows that
in those places where irrigation is
possible, the population has in
creased, to a degree. There isn't
a moving-out, but that there is a
suffering of hardships on the part
OF some family. And even though
agricultural experts tell us that
west OF the Mississippi to the Rocky
Mountains there is not one acre of
land that IS purely waste land,
there is no expert to tell us that all
OF this land is ripe for growing
corn and wheat. Perhaps we do not
utilize all of the rivers of the West,
perhaps we should tend to the
raising of grass that will survive |
any drought and will give grazing
TO cattle. We must remember
that every summer is not a drought
one. We ask for hints from SCENT
lists in the way we can solve this
problem of bringing back the popu-
latlon OF the desert states. With
what may we plant prosper so that
the every lasting struggle of man
and nature may be turned to a
profit FOR both. May the wanderers
return to their homes and count
their blessings over those days in
he early 1905 when there might
veil indeed be termed the Great
American Desert"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

We do not blame industry for
hanging back and permitting the
government to put up the money for
manufacturing plants enlargement
and extensions. Everyone who has
had anything to do with the govern
ment knows that if after the plant
is built by private money the threat
of war would pass, the government
would cancel all untitled orders and
leave the manufacturer flat with a
stable portion of his assets tied up
in a plant for which he has no
use.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
PONIE
WOMAN

Woman, so an old legend goes
was created thusly:
when the Creator made ND His
mind to fashion woman, he sud-
dendly discovered that the matter
at His disposal had already been
entirely used up in the creation of
Adam. What did He do? He took
the undulations of the serpent, the
clinging faculty of the creepers,
the trembling of the blade of grass.
the erect stature of the reed, the
velvet of the flower, the lightness of
the leaf, the look Of the gazeIle, the
cheerfulness of the sunray, the tears
of the clouds, the Inconsistency of the
wind, the softness of the dawn, the
sweetness of honey, the cruelty of
the tiger, the burning heat of fire,
the freezing effect of ice and the
chattering of the magpie-Mixed all
these elements together and created
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
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TEN YEARS AGO-193O
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TEN YEARS AGO-193O
Miss May Turner of Finley was to
reign as Queen of the Kennewick
fair. Miss Jane Wooden of Horse
Heaven came in a close second.
Floyd Hutchins lost his sedan
when it caught fire on the road be-
tween here and Prosser.
Miss Floyce Smith had returned
from vacation spent in Clifford.
North Dakota.
, Van Martin, who was employed
on road work was seriously injured
while loading some equipment when
one of the large pieces of machinery
fell on him.
The Misses Gladys Speegle and
Evelyn Olbrich returned from a va
cation spent in California.
Wilmot Gravenslund had return
ed from a family reunion spent in
Oregon.
Roy Maddox had returned from
Oaks Harbor on WILDLY Island,
where he spent the summer with his
uncle.
Fire destroyed the garage and
barn of c. A. Hackney at Richland.
The car was saved as was the car of
Z. F. Fletcher, which was parked
near the garage.
Hover had emerged from tho
dark ages when the P. p. g. L, COM
pany turned on the juice for that
vicinity.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
MORE POTATOES

.bAOteA3 = vi 1O.H0
We get varied reports of the
changes taking place in territory oc.
cupied by the German army of in.
Vasion and our sources may be
questionable. Too many of QUIZ
news reports are just what the ma
tons involved wish to give out to
the reading public. However, we
have at hand authentic enough
statements that German soldiers
occupying Oslo in Norway, are dig
ging up the flowers that have long
bloomed in the city's public gardens
and are putting potato plants in
their place. The American farmer
has always known of the abundance
OF Norway's potato crops and they
realize the seriousness of the food
shortage If new means are taken
to supplant flowers with food. In
Norway, they tell us about the only
meal when you will not find a
steaming dish of "spuds" to grace
the board is breakfast, for the Nor
Wegian feels this is a necessity to
a regular diet. Norway has increas-
ed her root cropsb during these last
Jew years, and has turned her at
tention to recent developments of
scientifically treated soil. Also.
there is no tenant farmer problems
Tor the tenant farmer is almost
unknown. The Norwegians choose
to cultivate and own his own plot
OF ground whatever its size may be.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
TWENTY YEARS AGO-1e2o

Edward Lum, son of Mr. an,
! Mrs. G. E. Lum of the Valley tool
nine first prizes, two seconds anc
third in the county contests OF
boys and girls clubs which was hello
In the schoolhouse.
Ellis Dorothy motored from
Sunnyside in his new car.
MIR. and Mrs. F.. j. Arnold re-
turned from Long Beach, where
they had spent a vacation.
Mrs. J. I. Hill entertained the
Junior class of boys and their moth
ers OF the Christian church with a
lawn party.
b. j. Pinckney had sold his con-
1ectlonery store to Norman HOOPER
OF Kellogg, Idaho.
The T. "A. Miller family of East
kennewick spent the weekend in
Spokane.
Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Keene and
small son motored to Yakima. MIR.
keene returned home while his wife
remained for a longer visit.
Mrs. Howard Lincoln was attend
ing an American Legion Auxiliary
convention in Spokane.
#. E. Masters had returned from a.
four days trip to Oregon.
f.. G. Bier, who was former pro-
prletor OF the Richland Hardware |
store had purchased an interest in |
Inc Motor Inn Garage and would.
Win his brother Alex, take part in
me management. They had taken
he Ford agency also.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

The Finley schools opened with
II pupils enrolled for the first day
with more expected after the fruit
season.
The Misses Louise Gravenslund
and Ruby Slaughenhaupt entertain
ed group of girl friends honoring
Miss Mollie Godfrey of Finley.
Ed Tweet, bookkeeper for the c.
H. Boyles, contractor of Spokane,
was in Kennewick and stated that
the company intended to move one
Of its outfits to Kennewick soon.
After a six months silence the
Kennewick band under the leader
ship of F. l.. Young resumed its
practice.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

lection, Illegally. These aliens in
time will gladly comply with the
law as they understand why it was
made. Not so long ago only GRIM
inals were fingerprinted, or persons
suspected of crime. Now this pro-
cess of Identification is used in
cases of accident or death. It is
used in identifying employees in
many industries, in insurance bust
ness and especially in government
positions.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
Ln1rsday. septembs, :.

Mrs. ano s S3s: MONTAGUE sos gu. and ss,s.
sons SOL, MIS- Ms Hughes Hug Mr.. Ne mr. d.
and family and Mr., -tpU ,ssd saIS
Mr.. and Mrs. c,,ov u"eu
moved from Mrs. gar,,. Moss Ia.
Road. e On tie D..
e SenSsy sci. school viii be Ss,s Is b
ice in the Finley chu TCSSaip sen.
clock. uich at Il a
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

In speaking of the fact that Pres
ident Roosevelt claimed that a third
term nomination was FORCED on
him, Tennessee congressman told
the following story:
1t brings to mind the story of
the old fellow who used to take a
nip once in a while and finally
was reformed. III was on his death
bed. So he said to his wife, MARY,
1 wish you would go down to the
old well and find that old bottle
of liquor have hidden down there
under a loose board. Then, Mary,
1 want you to go out in the back
yard and pick some nice fresh mint
leaves. Then, Mary, I want you to
bring it up home and no matter
how much protest, Mary, make
me- drink it."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

We like the part in Wendell Will
kle's speech in which he promised
that the return of the country to
normal conditions will mean toll
and sweat and sacrifice. In Mr..
Wilkes opinion there are no easy
times ahead for some time to come
for anyone. We like such realistic
view of things.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

There is growing conviction that
the present relief program must be
changed. AS it is at present con-
stituted it is destroying self-initia-
tive and bringing up a race TO peo-
pie who have forgotten how to look
for work.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

One good thing about the
horse and buggy days. You
didn't have to wake some
body up in the middle of the
night to get hay enough to
get back to town!
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
NO OBJECTIONS

NO OBJECTIONS
There should be no objection to
the registering and finger-printing
under. law of the nations aliens.
The only objection might come from
someone who is living in this coun-
Try, enjoying its privileges and pro-
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

are unfair to the farmer, writes Dad
Gummit. They take his mind off
his natural experience and compel
him to try to become a smart fin
ancier.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

Most persons are willing to
worry along without the nee
essities. Giving up the luxuriea
is what hurts.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
Definition

CHRISTIAN NATION: One which
makes the innocent suffer because
1t is too tender hearted to punish
the guilty.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

The country has learned one
thing that a Labor Relations
Board does not improve Labor
Relations.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

The best thing about a radio
campaign speech, says Dad
Gummit, is the pause for sta
ton Identification.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
Dog Bite Injuries
Nose of Small Bow

HOVER-MrS. Irene Hughes and
daughter, Mrs. Joe Ely of WalIa
Walla, took Mrs. Elyis son, Dickie
to Seattle for medical attention on
Tuesday. Dickie had hte misfor-
tune to be bitten in the face bv
dog and they took him to Seattle
for plastic surgery.
Gilbert Moss returned to his
work on the railroad at Yellepit
Mr.. and Mrs ]. E. Cochran were
dinner guests at the Bill Cochran
home in Finley Thursday.
The harvest festival and Chicken
dinner which is sponsored by the
Hover Ladies aid will be given on
Friday, September q, in the high
school at Hover.
Mrs. S. Erickson and son of Fin
ley were in Hover Sunday.
Several people from Hover start
ed to pick grapes Monday.
Those in Kennewick Saturday
from Hover were Chas. Evans. Mrs
stewart, Mrs. Laudell and daughter
DICK Num-, Jim Num- and sons. Mr., |
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

All these farm relief suggestions
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12
Definition

AVERAGE BOY: One who is
about half as good as his mother
thinks he is, and half as bad as
the neighborS think.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

Some College Girls pursue learn
ing, and others learn pursuing.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1939-1949, 1940-09-12

thinks he is, and half as bad a:
the neighbors think.
Some College Girls pursue learn
ing, and others learn pursuing.
Marshall Gest: Hey, where do you
think you're going?"
Motorist: BE easy with me Of
ficer-this is the first time I have
MT had my wife along to tell me-"
TIL teacher was testing the
knowledge of the kindergarten
class. Shaping a half dollar on
the desk, she said sharply, What is
that?"
Instantly came the answer from
the back row. Tails"
There was a young girl from ST.
Louie,
Who submitted her case to the iury:
She said, "Car three
Has injured my knee"
But the jury said, "We're from
Missouri"
Lady: docs this train stop at /
San Franciscan"
Conductor: "Well, if it doesn't
here's sure going to be an awful
plaSh."
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

Steel reels, loaded a0ith cable, are
here being "a0rapped up" for ship
ment at Western Electric'S HaaO-
thorne Works.
A familiar sight for decades on
city streets from Maine to Califor-
MIA, the wooden reels carrying
Western Electric cable will grad
ually be replaced by an all-steel
reel which, besides being sturdier,
actually weighs less than its
wooden counterpart.
At present there are two stand
ard members Of the steel reel fam
lily, one six and one-half feet high
and the other five and one-half feet
high. Smaller sizes will appear as
the corresponding wood reels are
depleted. Though made Of steel,
these reels weigh 100 pounds less
than the average of the wood reels,
they replace.
Steel reels were originally devel-
oped to reduce h.gh maintenance
cost of large wooden reels used for
shipments of wire armored cable,
and later a smaller reel was de-
gne3 fer shipments Of long
MS Of toll and tape aImored
cable. 49,
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

didn't mind" But the judge did
mind and sent Herbert to Jail for
ten days.
Fascinated by a cuckoo clock,
Elmer Koch, of Cleveland, yielded
to the impulse to steal it and
when arraigned in court for theft
he told the Judge: II watched it
for two weeks and couldn't stand
it any longer" Elmer was given
thirty days in which to control his
cuckoo complex.
In Buenos Aires triplet girl
babies were born to 19-year-old
Sonora Haydee Teresa AREN'T un-
der unusual circumstances. The
first, was born at the mothers
home while she waited for an am
bulance, the second was born in
the ambulance and the third at
the hospital. All were reported
as doing well.
Large numbers of French We
men who do not like the prospect
of going through life unwed are
said to be paying men to marry
them. Then, having removed the
supposed stigma of being old maids
they get divorces and pursue their
way, entitled to be called Ma
dame.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07
DISTRICT GETS CURRENT

The Consolidate Gas Electric
Light and Power Co., of Baltimore
has purchased the electric distri-
button System pf the Maryland
Public Service Co., which supplies
145 customers in the Myers Dis
trict of Carroll County. The length
of the distribution lines is approx
imately seven miles, extending
along the MISUNDERSTANDING
road to the aryland-Pennsylvania
State Line.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

Hearing her parents planning a
trip to Miami, 10-year-old Carmel
"a Varbertans of New York won
1ered what the Florida city was
ike. Using a store telephone she
got her information from the Mi
ami Chamber of Commerce. The
store got bill for SIS covering the
long distance service.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

depends upon ones viewpoint.
Success of a sort came to Tim Do
herty, an Irishman who sought his
fortune in West Africa some thir-
ty years ago and recently died
there, having accumulated sixteen
negro wives, so half-breed children
and an estate valued at million
dollars.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07
ROOFING Thinning

L. II. Miner. Johns-Mansville and
Carey Approved Roofing contrac-
tors; timing and sheet metal
work. Stag roofing. spouting, fur
naces, skylights, metal cornices.
Office at 35 Wayside Ave; shop at
Locust and Broadway.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07
HOMES, LOTS FOR SALE

Large assortment desirable homes
and building lots. Five per cent
first mortgage loans Full line of
insurance. Charles E. Fry, 100
Hamilton Blvd. Phone 2391-J.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

Treasured by Beatrice Harring-
ton, of Mount Pleasant, Mich, is a
scrapbook that holds locks of hair
once belonging to 438 friends and
acquaintance.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

An American scientist has about
perfected a microscope which will
magnify 100000 times or 100000
thousand times more than any
thing in the microscopical line at
present. With it the scientist
hopes to see what chance there is
of adjoining politics this year.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07
& LU B j / E s

The story is related of Vice
President Garner that when a Wis
itor to his office introduced him
self as the head clown of Hagen
beck's Circus, the genial Texan
replied And l am vice-president
of the United States. Stick around
a while. You might pick up some
ideas that you could use"
John KacZmarek of Chicago,
started to ride mOtOr-pOWered
scooter without learning how to
stop the thing, and crashed into a
building. At the hospital he de-
clared he would try it again after
taking a lesson or two on stop
ping.
Henry Walsh, 81, became impa-
tient with traffic which delayed
his crossing a busy New York
street. Drawing pistol, he
quickly cleared the way and cross
ed in triumph-only to recross a
moment later under the escort of
policeman.
Arrested for kicking his wife on
the street in Seattle, Herbert
Hayes explained: you see,
Judge, it was my wife, and she
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

Sarge: Sir, the heat is intense.
Captain: Well, stay out of the
tents.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07
COAL

For good, red ash. and run of mine
coal. buy from Martin and save
money. Phone 40S7-F-13.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1940-06-07

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