The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1940-11-28
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From the Baudette Region)

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II From the Baudette Region)
A surgeon says that appendicitis has
been conquered. Maybe so but nothing
has been done to subdue folks who
CAB about their operations.
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That which was inevitable has hap
pened. Mussolini is proving a liability
to Hitler.
Saturday was Dads Day at the u.
and dads pocketbook and Purdue were
both defeated.
There was no business at our court
term. Folks here have learned that
lawsuits wear out at the pockets first,
and it is good thing to learn.
Notice in one of our exchanges:
''The ladies' aid will be hell next Mon
day afternoon" They evidently expect
some of the girls to do lot of CAB
bling.
Let us hope that for the next four
years the government will trim ex-
penses instead of taxpayers.
A new radio priced at $1755O in on
the market. We won't buy one until
they knock off that loose half buck.
Many lad who has turned down
the Red Gross wouldn't give you the
right time. He doesn't care what hap
pens as long as it doesn't happen to
him.
The trouble with a lot of talk in
small towns is that it is full of car
bolic acid.
Let us hope that crumbled bills will
be in circulation again soon. When
they are crumbled it is a sign that
folks are spending.
For the best runners in the state
our money goes on George Frank,
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A mother who does her own house
work, gets the children ready for school
and mends lot of torn clothing
just yawns when they talk about the
unemployment situation.
When a nervous hunter sees some
thing moving in the woods it's all over
but the funeral.
Not that it is any of your business
or ours, but we hear that women are
beginning to wear long underwear
during the winter months.
A western man is suing for divorce
because his wife has joined nudist
colony, but doubt that he will be able
to pin anything on her.
Give your wife fur coat for Christ
mas. 1t will keep her warm and it
will keep her quiet.
Folks don't go to dinners or parties
without invitations, nor to stores that
don't advertise.
Today American youths have become
numbers Let us hope that they won't
have bayonets tomorrow.
Two Minneapolis traffic cops are here
hunting, but they will probably find
that deer won't stop when they see a
red sign.
Wendell WILKES plea for a loyal
opposition instead of a lot of Yesmen
will appeal to the country. As he says,
the watchdog of the treasury should
not be a household pet.
Doesn't it make your heart bleed to
read that Ann Sheridan, movie actress,
is angry because her salary has been
reduced to 5000 week.
We see that our pals, Tom and Jerry,
have arrived the day before Thanks
giving.
No wonder those southern football
teams are hard to beat. A player down
there was bitten by rattlesnake and
survived, but the rattlesnake died.
No matter how many chins you have,
keep them up. Times are likely to be
better.
You drafted boys had better be
careful In the world war a Baudette
boy on arriving in the city, was greeted
by pretty girl who threw her arms
around him and told him how big and
brave he was. He was nightly pleased
until he found that his watch was
missing.
Somebody should paste an Opened
by Mistake" sign on Ambassador Ken
nedy's mouth.