Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1940-05-17
Inquisitive Sal
Hello, Everybody:

uetAOs ENSTyDOuys
Saw Cupid last Saturday after,
noon coming out of Nicollet Ave
nue. store with an armful of brand
new arrows. We begged him tC
let US see the names inscribed
thereon, but he laughed and hur-
ried on. All we saw was the top
most arrow and it was marked
C. D. and he shot it towards st,
Paul. So, you folks over there
better be careful.
They say no matter where you
go you will find a Yankee there
ahead of you. A gentleman who
travels a great deal told me that
when he visited the great Pyramid
and got to the top he found Yam
kee there teaching his Arab drago-
man how to whistle Yankee Doc
de-"
Back in town: DICK DOBSON,
former graduate of the University
of Iowa and now attending How
ard University Medical School, is
back in town for a short stay. (My,
my, not one gal but what tribe of
gals are really putting on a tribal
war to win some spark of attention
from Dick?)
Song of the week: Il Can't Love
You Any More Than Do" which
is one mellow piece.
FeudiRg: What two clubs, both
named after a popular magazine
for men, are not on speaking terms
and are threatening court action?
By the way, speaking of clubs,
have you heard of the newly
formed group of young bachelors
who call themselves THE Ter
mites? Their theme song which
opens every meeting is "The Wood
peckers' Song"
War Clouds Overhead? Over
heard a group of young fellows
discussing the war situation with
much gusto the other day. The
group was comprised of some Of
the most popular ''he-men" about
town and twas so funny to hear
the various ailments that these
husky boys claimed or imagined
having. Zone Of the Minneapolis
"he-men" said he had heart trouble.
He's right, but his heart trouble is
in the person of F. of st. Paul.
Candid Snapshots Out On the
Campus: HUETTA WILLIAMS,
nattily attired in a sports outfit, on
her way to Burton Hall. JIM
ME BRADFORD, trying his first
Tor was it first) law case" on what
St. Paul coed. HAZEL WAR
KICKS dashing towards the Physi-
cal Ed. Bldg. >. MILDRED HUFF
headed towards the Union, looking
very collegiate.
Wedding Bells? What Min
neapolis girl, with a C. initial, is
quite serious with what out-of-
town boy, who is now residing in
Minneapolis? (The male in ques-
ton is quite that way about the
girl in question, too.)
A group of popular women
about town, including MRS. RICH
ARD WILLIAMS, MRS. CECIL
SCHOFIELD, MRS. WILBUR
GRIBSBY, MRS. PEARL CAR
TER and MISS ONEIDA JONES,
last Sunday morn, at 6 A. NJ,
dashed out to one of the local parks
and roller-skated until they were
entirely exhausted. One of the
girls said the purpose of these
skating jaunts is to help them to
reduce. (Said one matron's hubby,
my wife worked up such terrific
appetite that she's gained three
pounds.") well, me thinks that's
a good start on a reducing diet, at
that.)
HighEghts On the Dukes and
Duchess mite In Harlem" Last
Week: AS you know the Phyllis
Wheatley and Halle Q. Brown
Bands beat out some terrific tempo
and swing that night to an aggre.
cation of over 200. It's mighty
hard to say which band won the
battle since they both were tops
Faces Seen in the Crowd
BARBARA MCCLURE, all beams
and smiles for what out-of-towr
boy? MRS. EDITH SIZER anC
MRS. HALLE SALTERS, boil
having a too fine time cycling tbs
dancers and listening to the tan