The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1940-12-12
ON THE LAM
with ELLIOTT METCALF

The RIB steaks" now seem in order the Spokane
The Round Table gang represents greatest bunch of
"ribbers" the speaking strictly organza
When gets fellow organization il leaves nothing
undone TO humiIate. tantalize, ridcule
pulls punches Hits straight from the shoulder but
In other words gets away with murder and makes the victim
the public their launches fun blast belly
turn. a long hat hs,
Because while they go generous support worthy
individuals good athletics and Spokane
they also go out on the limb in endeavors
Which leads specify that have struck the
Round Table Rousers the hmbwalking efforts
The Blows Fall Hord =.
For instance. take Bud Ward the clubs secretary
The Rousters supported Bud to the limit Bud you will
remember was the amateur golf champion Of the United
States.
But Bud was knocked off his lofty perch last summer
brngngs frown and sheepish grns from the Rousters
Gonzaga foobaers Of the Round Tables great loves
to Tacoma to make Lutefsk out Of Pacific Luth
spilled football
Slept
Redskins trained the Rouser
rewarded by the Redskins taking a most
humiatins 70 o hands
No the Rousters additional lines of
Washington States gidmen other heart throbs of the
Washington
sibiy hard 80 to 3.
way Spokane epee pals
Of the Round Table Rousters
And the Western International
slapped them down three to two
Yes, sad is the heart of the Round Table
Bring the It's badly
for the once happy gang across the hump" "
Beers Land Harmon
The mighty Chicago Bears champs of the pros, may be-
the New York Yankees Of their sport and find them
They were so powerful this year they shattered the once
proud Washington Redskins by 70 TO score unheard
Of margin in tn. PAYNE circles . ,t =. ~. r,, ,,,..
backs Of the year Tom Harmon. the great from
Michigan Norm standlee. the stanford marvel and
power in especially accepts
And adding power to giving diamond strength to
the Yankees That of will the feeling
possible college
rns Law work, m reverse olae OF ns standings bu. the Bears
automatically gave right to the
picks of Eagles sandlee
Scott came the Bears by regular rotation method but he all
football man. pro star in the making
Will Pay for Self Quick -.
Harmon not only is the most pubicized backfed
since Red Grange capvaed the nation back but he is
IN. Michigan nauder will pay for himself in almost no tim.
curiosity interest He gold in the treasury the minute
The draft it
ssnt Rudy Mucha the Cleveland
Washington younsst.r. who stand
whale Of chance Of making the grade becoming
Polish they especially passing work
Although named AlAmerica by
did not rate that honor His
But he big and and good material
for the clever to straighten a
A Goose and the Goof...
John Horjes, the big plumbing sportsman laid a
large the kitchen table saying friend wife
mo ducks today, dear, but here is a wild goose"
That is why Mrs Horjes took the bird the poultry
for oven preparation
And that Z how Ma Hor,s.
the poultry shop became Inundated when the poultry
Why this q Thesesk
3orations have been caused by sabs IN pick"
That why John feeling sheepish these DAYS re-
GREETING that he
Sancher. big Johns hunting
Phoebe on such a
City Loop Plays Sunrise
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Nieh..r. Consumers open FLASH GORDON