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Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

Wife-Okay. If you want to look
like a monkey, it's your own bust
ness.
Dictator-The trouble with you is
you don't know good uniform
when you see one. 1 know style, l
do. l know class. I know distinc-
ton. (But he puts on the tan uni
form.)
Wife lat breakfast)-You've got
egg on your chin, honeykins.
Dictator-Don't call me honey
kins. These eggs are too soft, any
how.
Wife-They're four-minute eggs.
Dictator-They couldn't have been
boiled over three minutes.
Wife-Four minutes!
Dictator-Three minutes!
Wife-Four!
Dictator-Three! And what are
you laughing at?
Wife-I'm laughing at your in
adequacy in debate. If you can't
even win an argument over eggs,
how do you get away with all those
arguments over the destiny of ma
tons?
Dictator-Enough of this! I'm 60
ing down to the office where l can
find some respect.
Wife-On your way home tonight,
stop at the butchers and bring me
some liver for the cat.
Dictator-I don't know that l will
be coming that way.
Wife-You heard me. Liver for
the cat.
Dictator-Oh, all right. But, lis
sen, have dinner early. I've got a
big conference on about affairs in
the Mediterranean.
Wife-Not tonight. We've dinner
and bridge engagement at the Spur
geons.
Dictator-You'n have to call it off.
Wife-That's what you think. We
made this date a month ago and
we can't break it. Now run along
like a nice boy.
Dictator (hopelessly)-Gee, Ella,
can't I ever have my own way in
anything?
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
Fasten Dress, Blouse
With Jeweled Buttons

The smartest way to fasten your
dress or blouse in the new to-one-
side way is with single large fur
covered button. These fur buttons
play into the scheme of furred en-
sembles cleverly, the button match
ing the hat of fur or the fur buckles
that are so new for pumps.
Jeweled buttons are important
this season, especially on blouses
of rich fabric Many black velvet
dresses are enhanced by the spar
kle of rhinestone or jewel set but
tons.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
THE DICTATOR AT HOME

(COntinueO
Dictator (getting out of bed)-
Draw me my tub!
Wife-Don't be funny. You're big
enough to turn faucets.
Dictator-I'm not accustomed to
having my orders disobeyed in that
way.
Wife-Well, that's just too bad.
Quiet, please. I want to sleep
little longer.
Dictator (from the bathroom)-
Ella, where's my shaving cream?
Wife-How should l know where
your shaving cream is? And don't
yell sol
Dictator-I put it on the second
shelf and it amt here. I've looked
everywhere.
Wife (getting up and finding it
right on the second shelf)-Right UNI
der your nose, yet you couldn't find
it, And you're the fellow who is
always finding new outlets to the
sea!
Dictator (dressing)-I think I'll
wear my blue uniform of an avla-
ton general today.
Wife-That funny getup!
Dictator (hurt)-I don't think it's
funny.
Wife-Of course not. If you did
you wouldn't wear it in all those
news reel pictures. Put on your tan
uniform of cavalry colonel. That
amt so hot, either, but it fits.
Dictator-Pm wearing my blue
uniform!
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
No child can be
sure to escape
BOWEL WORMS

Maybe you don't realize how easy it is to
become infected with round wormsl Your
child may Catch the infection from other
children, from dog. from uncooked vege
tables, from infested water.
So, watch out for these warning signals,
Uneasy stomach. Fidgeting and squirming
Itchy nose and other parts. Finicky appe-
tite. Biting nails. And If you even suspect
that your child has round worms, start
using JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE at 0ncef
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE is the best known
worm-expellant in America. 1t has been
used by millions for over o century.
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE has the abil-
ity to drive out large round worms, yet it
tastes good and acts gently. 1t does not
contain santonin. II there are no worms it
works merely as a mild laxative Ask for
JAYNE'S VER-MI-FUGEa at any drug store.
FREE: Valuable medical book, Worms
Living Inside You" Write to Dept, ma.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
Household Hints.
h the holiday seasons az

With the holiday seasons ap-
preaching, you are going to have
more to do; new household tasks,
more social obligations, and larg-
err meals to plan and to prepare.
You may often wonder where you
will find the extra time to do
these extra tasks.
Miss Howe's book, Household
Hints" is just the book to help
you with these duties. Her time
savers will fit right into your ev-
eryday routine, leaving you more
leisure time for the new activities
which will come up during the
holiday season.
You may secure her book by
writing to Household Hints"
care of Eleanor Howe, 919 North
Michigan Avenue, Chicago, I'LL
nois, and enclosing 10 cents, in
coin.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

in large open roasting pan. (Store
over night in refrigerator if desired).
The following time and tempera-
ture chart may be followed
Weight of Oven TEN A ApProxm nate
Under is lbs. 325'-3OO' 2k-4 hrs.
1913 lbs. 300'-275' As hrs.
2O-22 lbs. 2750-25O' 5-8 hrs.
Dressing for Turkey.
10 cups soft bread crumbs
cup butter (melted)
tablespoon salt
l cup parsley (chopped)
tablespoons poultry seasoning
Mix all ingredients thoroughly and
use for stuffing the turkey. Note:
This amount of dressing is sufficient
for a 10-pound turkey. If larger
turkey is to be stuffed, the recipe
should be increased proportionately
Giblet Gravy.
Pour off liquid in pan in which
turkey has been roasted. From liq-
uid skim off tablespoons fat; re-
turn fat to roasting pan and brown
with tablespoons flour. Add cups
stock in which giblets, neck, and tip
of wings have been cooked; or if
preferred, 8 cups milk may be sub
stituted instead of the stock Cook,
stirring constantly, until thick; then
season to taste with salt and pepper.
Add giblets (cut in small pieces),
heat we'll, and serve hot.
Cranberry Salad.
(Serves 10)
quart cranberries
2 cups water (boiling)
2 cups sugar
2k tablespoons unfavored gelatin
10 cup cold water
" cup nut meats (cut fine)
2s cup celery (cut fine)
" cup tart apple (cut fine)
Wash cranberries. Place in sauce
pan, add boiling water and cook 10
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

1t will soon be time for keeping
open house, for the children will be
home for the holidays, and friends
will be dropping in at various and
sundry hours. Great demands will
be made upon your time, and even
greater demands will be made upon
your larder Yet, you should be able
to enjoy Thanksgiving with your
family without becoming tired out.
A well-planned Thanksgiving din
ner will insure an enjoyable and I'm
firing day. Here is a menu you
may like to use for your Thanks
giving dinner this year:
Fruit Cocktail
Olives Celery Picked Onions
Roast Turkey with Dressing
Giblet Gravy
Mashed Potatoes Baked Squash
Cranberry Salad
Hot Rolls Butter
Hot Mincemeat Pie
Coffee
In the days of the Pilgrim F'a
Tiers, and indeed not so many years
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

minutes, or until cranberries are
soft. Rub through sieve. Add sugar
to the cranberry pulp. Return to
saucepan and cook gently for 5
minutes longer, stirring frequently.
Remove from range and add the gel
attn, which has been softened in the
cold water. Stir until dissolved and
then chill until mixture just begins
to thicken. Add nut meats, celery,
and apple, and place in individual
gelatin molds. Chill thoroughly, and
serve in crisp lettuce cups.
EscallOped Oysters.
3 cups cracker crumbs (rolled fine)
II cup butter (melted)
l teaspoon salt
"a teaspoon pepper
l quart oysters
l cup milk approximately
Mix cracker crumbs, butter, salt
and pepper thoroughly. Spread lay
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

Walls painted soft shade of gray
green are accented by the window
and dressing table hangings of
striped fabric in shades of gray and
red. A cream-color carpet covers
the floor
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

roast turkey, but wild duck and sew
eral kinds of wild game. The vege-
table dishes were innumerable, and
even the desserts did not take a
back seat when it came to quantity.
With a menu such as this a good
many hours were required for din
ing.
The sirnplifed, modern version of
the Thanksgiving feast is now just
as thoroughly enjoyed. For it now
leaves time for conversation and en-
joyment; and the modern housewife
enjoys this extra period of time for
relaxation and visiting with friends
and relatives.
Roast Turkey.
Allow "a to l pound of turkey per
person served. Dress and clean.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

ago, Thanksgiv
ing was one day
of the year devot-
ed not only to CIV
ing of thanks, but
also to feasting.
Not long ago I
read of a menu
that was served
at a Thanksgiv-
ing feast. 1t con-
tanned not only
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

Dozens of colors in the newest
American leather gloves make it
possible to follow fashions latest
dictate which bids you match hats
and gloves or hat trimmings and
gloves. Here gay red hat and
equally red mocha gloves put color
spice into black suit. Since the
hat fiaunts beige wings and dark
green veil, either beige or dark
green gloves could also be used.
Notice how the buttons fasten on
the side.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

er of seasoned
crumbs on bot
tom of buttered
baking dish. Gov
err with half OF
oysters. Then add
another layer OF
cracker crumbs,
and the remain
ing oysters, and
top with remain
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
Just be sure you get genuine FAST
acting BAYER Aspirin.

At the first sign of cold, follow the
directions in the pictures above
the simplest and among the most
effective methods of relief known
to modern science.
So quickly does Bayer Aspirin
"take hold" of painful cold symp-
toms, welcome relief you can really
feel often starts in a short time.
It's amazing how fast it works.
Try this way. You will say it is
unequalled. But be sure
you get the fast-acting ~
Bayer product you want. AAHe.N
Ask for Bayer Aspirin by EeW
the full name when you e II
buy. ~
GENUINE 1AYER ASPIRIN
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
CAN YOU BEAT 1T?

The ultimate in dog love is report
ed by woman who was trying to
get another woman on the telephone
the other day. The wire seemed
constantly busy. A protest to the
complaint operator brought the in
formation that the phone was evil
IDENTIFY out of order. The woman
making the call finally motored over
to her friends house and told about
the trouble.
ooh, yes" replied her friend,
give had the receiver off the hook
for the last hour so Fido can get her
nap. She's awfully nervous lately"
FAIR WARNING!
There is going to be sensation in
the European war one of these years
when a bomber hits a legitimate
target.
Ad SMILES: as servile as the Vichy
government.
OLD TIMERS
"Charley's Aunt" a comedy
which made grandpaw and grand
NAV laugh their heads off, has been
revived on Broadway We look for
"Uncle Toms Cabin" "Ben Hur,"
"Thru the Breakers" 1.-THE Great
Train Robbery" Bertha the Beau
tiful Sewing Machine Girl" and the
Byrnes Brothers in Eight Bells"
any day now.
Description of a girlish type by
R. Roelofs Jr.: Vogue on the out
side and vague on the inside.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

Rub the inside
cavity thoroughly
with salt. Fill
body and neck
cavities loosely
with stuffing.
Truss. Brush well
with unsalted fat
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14
WNU-13 46-40

Love of Fame
The love of fame is the last
weakness which even the wise re-
sign.-Tacitus.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

Suffer for Others
Alas! we see that the small have
always suffered for the follies OF
the great.-La Fontaine.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

5. Check temperature.
If you have a fever and
temperature does not
20 down - call your
doctor.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1940-11-14

Allow "a to pound of turkey per
person served. Dress and clean.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17

Ben Bellamy, widely known Na- tlonal Grocery Company represen- tative for Alaska, arrived in Wran- gell this noon aboard the yacht, Leota, chartered from and skippered by Gilbert Bixby Of Juneau. Bella my is making an annual business tour of all towns in southeast AL aska. Leaving Juneau three, weeks ago, they have covered Chichagof and Baranof Islands and all Chat ham straits points. Leaving Wran- gell Sunday they will proceed to Meyers Chuck, Belle Island and Ketchikan and thence around to the West Coast, which is expected to take another three weeks, before they finally return to their head quarters at the Capital City.
 Also aboard the yacht are MT. and Mrs. A. F. Bixby of Juneau.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
WRANGELL QUOTA
 FOR RED CROSS WAR RELIEF FUND SET S200

Responding to an urgent call from Norman Davis, National Chair man of the American Red Cross. cne Wrangell Chapter called a meeting of members of the Executive Board last Friday evening to consider it's share of the ten million dollars which will be raised for relief of war sufferers in Europe. The Wran- gell quota Is S200 according to the message received, and the local chapter was urged to take action at once.
 Feeling that a community drive Is inadYisable at this time, the board decided to send one-half the amount asked now. taking the money from the treasury, and to depend upon donations from the people of Wran- gell who may wish to help. for enough to make up the balance of $100 which will be sent later.
 The Bank of Wrangell has kind ly agreed to take care of such funds and donations should be placed in an envelope marked Red Cross Relief. Any sum will be gratefully received.
 The knitting committee of the Wrange1l Chapter has a large quan- tity of wool on hand for socks. and knitters who can help with this type of works are asked to contact Mrs. B. c. Anderson or Mrs. J. c. Johnson.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17

FOR SALE-All wave battery radio
 See U. S. Commissioner. adv
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
ANNUAL NATION WIDE
 POPPY DRIVE MAY g

Poppy Day will be observed in Wrangell and throughout the na- ton on May 25. the Saturday be fore Memorial Day, Mrs. Orville Keeney. President of the Wrangell Unit of the American Legion Aux Hilary, announced today On that day all Americans will be asked to wear memorial poppies in tribute to the World War dead and to aid the liv- Ing victims of the war.
 The little red memorial flowers will be distributed here by women and girls of the Wrangell Unit. un- der the direction Of Mrs. M. c. shain chairman of the Poppy Day commit tee. All contributions received for the poppies will go to Legion and Auxiliary welfare work for the dis abled veterans. their families and the families Of the dead
 In the local poster contest. con- dueted under the sponsorship yf the Wrangell Auxiliary Margaret Rose Ritchie won the first prize of $2.0O and Robin Ferguson won the second s1 award Margaret Roses poster will be seRt in to the Department headquarters where the best poster of all the Alaska schools, which had students competing, will be chosen and the winner given a Department award. Local posters will be on dis play in windows of the merchants of the town.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17

The Rev and Mrs M. L. Miles, Seventh Day Adventist Church, left today aboard the church yacht, Mes singer for Ketchikan. They expect to be gone until about June T, en- toying a vacation trip to the First City. The Messenger arrived from Juneau Thursday with Pastor and Mrs. Wood aboard and then proceed ed on to Ketchikan. On the return trip, the party will bring three missionaries from the States who will work in the southeast Alaska territory. During the absence of Mir. Miles services will be conducted here by various members of the congregation.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
RANGER 8 IN WRANGELL
 DURING PAST WEEK

The Ranger 8. skippered by Capt Bernard Aiken and with district ranger S. S. Dennison aboard, was in town several days this past week scaling logs for the Wrangell Mill They left Thursday afternoon for Olive Cove to lay out timber sales for the Snake Creek Lumber Com pany.
 From Olive Cove they will pro- eeed to Steamer and Rocky Bays to scale logs and inspect timber sales for Hans Nergaard. Then they will go on to Petersburg, returning to Wrangell about May 31st.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
NOTICE TO MY CUSTOMERS

On the First day of June all charge accounts will be closed.
 Wyatt and Cramer.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
HOTEL ARRIVALS

2 . ! <
 Guests registered at the Wrangell Hotel the past week were P. c. Schumacher, D. A. Noonan, Linn Forrest. E. Nordlum, Mrs. Billy Frank and daughter, Baxter Feleh, Joseph Henry. Carter Poole, High Mclean. Percy Peacock, J. Terrell, p. Farrell, G. Douglas, K. Louring, B. F. Kane, M. Richard.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
SEVERAL CANNERIES IDLE LAST YEAR, WILL
 PACK THIS SEASON

Several salmon canneries which were not operated last year will pack fish during the coming sum- mer acording to present plans of their operators, a preliminary check of seasonal operations shows.
 The Ellamar Packing Company cannery near Valdez will be oper- ated under the supervision of M. G. Brown.
 The Glacier cannery at Cordova, which has been idle during recent seasons will be operated this year by Pioneer Sea Foods Company, who have purchased the property from Captain A. E. Lathrop.
 Pioneer Sea Foods old cannery at Orca will be operated this season by J. N. Gilbert, well known Alaska eanneryman.
 Shepard Point Packing Company will operate their cannery at Cor dova, according to present plans. This cannery was closed last sea- son. The company will also operate at Port Ashton.
 Albert Gael is understood to be planning to can salmon at Old Har- Dor, Kodiak Island.
 The Dominici cannery at Uyak, which did not operate in 1897 or 1899, will be opened this year. It will be operated by Pioneer Sea Foods Company.
 The floating cannery, Retriever will be operated in the Stikine flats by Burnett Inlet Salmon Company, according to present reports.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
Appeal Being Made To Help People Of
 Invaded Norway

H. L. Faulkner, Viee-Consul Of Norway for Alaska. has received many inquiries from Norwegians who have relatives in Norway, about the possibility Of communicating with them.
 It is almost impossible to get any accurate information regarding con- dftions in Norway at the present time so far as communications are concerned. The Consul General at San Francisco has not been able to receive communications from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
 On April 18th the Consul Gen. eral received a memorandum from the RIGA Communications. Inc, which reads as follows:
 "Effeetive immediately code and cipher prohibited in messages toI Oslo and all parts of Norway under German control At the present time traffic for the following places cir culates via Stockholm and is not subject to the above restrictions: Bod. Hammerfest, MOsjen, Sandes- jen, steinkjer. svolver, Irons. Traf- fic for all places in Norway is only accepted at sender's risk and sub ject to delay"
 MT. Faulkner is in receipt of a copy of King Haakon's proclaim ation to the Norwegian people, dat ed April 18th, which reads as fol- lows:
 T thank all those who today, to- gether with me and my government hold out to defend Norway's inde- pendenee and freedom. God save Norway"
 On April 18th the Norwegian Min ister in Washington sent to the var ious Consulates the following tele- gram:
 For your information please note that the self-appointed so-ealled Quisling government has no support in Norway but only by German in vaders. The present Norwegian goy- ernment headed by Prime Minister Nygaardsvold is the only legal goy- ernment appointed by the King and fully supported by him as by the IL unanimous Parliament and by pract- ically all the Norwegian people. No instructions coming from Quisling or his so-called government should be obeyed."
 Throughout the states, organiza- tions are being formed for the pur- pose of raising funds to assist the people of Norway in their terrible plight.
 There are many Norwegians in Alaska and many others of Norweg- ian descent who would be anxious to contribute to the relief in some measure of their distressed country men at home. Mir Finer Beyer of Seattle, Vice Consul for the State of Washington, is making an appeal for funds, and MT. August Busch mann, who is well known in Alaska, has been appointed chairman of the Norwegian Relief Committee. All contributions should be sent to either MT. August Buschmann, Col man Building, Seattle, or to MT. Bi- mar Beyer, Norwegian Consul, Seat tie, Washington.
 All those desiring to contribute here may do SO through the Vice Consul, MT. H. L. Faulkner, at Ju- neau, who will forward the funds to Mir. Beyer.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
RIPLEY R1nES aGnATo

At a meeting of the local B. P. O.. B. Wednesday night, J. Lloyd Ripley of the Wrangell Institute staff rode the proverbial goat and became Baby Elk of the lodge The cur rent rumor to the effect that the goat now uses crutches is entirely unfounded.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
HOMEMAKERs CLUB

Wrangell Homemakers Club will meet tomorrow at the Civic Club with Miss Rachael Wadsworth as leader. Talks will be given on cot ton and wool. It is also announced by the club that Mrs Florence Sy- verud, home extension specialist of the University of Alaska, will be in Wrangell the week of May 27.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
B % x % E s ]. $
 ON THE BOATS 2

a $ 6 < & < * < * <
 North Sea, southbound. May II. Mr. and Mrs. Chas Borch, Bessie Harris, to Ketehikan. Ingvald More to Seattle.
 Northland, northbound May 13. Ted Shelton, Ray Stevens to Peters burg. Dr. and Mrs Clements to sitka.
 Alaaka, southbound, May 13. Mrs. Frank Winston and two children to Seattle.
 Denali southbound May 15. Ellen Burgess to Seattle.
 Yukon, northbound, May 13. Wal ter Austin. R. Curtis to Juneau. Katie Katelnikoff, Thomas Hubley, NJ Constantine to Kodiak. Otto Kuhn, to Petersburg.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
BANK TO REMAIN OPEN
 DURING NOON HOUR

Beginning June the first, and continuing throughout the summer until, September 30, the Bank of Wrangell will remain open during the noon hour from 12 until one O. clock as an accommodation to per sons wishing to make deposits at that time. On Saturdays, however, the doors will close at 12 noon as usual.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
AT THE HOSPITAL

:. 3 2
 Mrs. Ed Kalkins was admitted May II, a surgical patient
 Mrs. Don Miller was admitted May 12 for surgical attention.
 Al Cramer was admitted May B, medical patient.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
SALESMEN IN TOWN

B. F. Kane and K. Louring, well known travelling salesmen, arrived in Wrangell on the Mckinley today to call on the trade. They expect to stay over and go on over to Pe- tersburg on the Tongass.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1940-05-17
# * % < & < $ E g
 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3

, < & 8 % < & < < l H. M. Brown, May IT.
 Mrs Mae Hanford, May IT. Lew Williams, ST.. May 23.