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Spunish War Veterans
AuxiIiury

Meetings this week are: Monday,
Admiral George Dewey Naval,
Northeast Masonic Temple, and
Friday, Gen. Nelson A. Miles,
Pythian Temple.
The Admiral George Dewey
Naval Auxiliary met with President
Jennie Rhodes presiding. Plans
were made for birthday party on
May 20. All members of the organ;-
zation are invited.
The Gen. Nelson A. Miles Aux
i'iary met, with President Emma
Parker presiding. Dorothy Shaffer
vas initiated.
At the last meeting of the Gen.
Henry w. Lawton Auxiliary Mar
jorie Crissam and Laura Sabins
were elected delegates to the de-
partment convention to be held in
June. Elizabeth Burlingame and
Margaret Caulfield are alternates.
Mrs. Helen Harrington Caswen was
initiated.
President Ella Ford announces
there will be no meeting of the
Presidents Club this month.
The Luzon Swamp Military Order
of the Lizards met Saturday,
Lenora Rossita presiding The
charter was draped for Annie
Reynolds, who died May 9. The
next creep" will be June /.
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ficers will be installed by Mrs. Rich
ard J. Purcell, sixth vice president
of the District of Columbia Con-
gress: Mrs. A. T. Newberry, presi-
dent; Mrs. H. Lusted, first vice
president; Miss Grace Bush, second
vice president; Mrs. C. F. Cole,
recording secretary; Miss Lorraine
Craig, treasurer; Mrs. w. H. Vim
cent, corresponding secretary; Mrs.
A. F. Shockey, historian. Miss Jean
holsters class will present a play
entitled "T'he Life of Crosby Noyes.
Mrs. A. M. Houff, a past president
will play several piano selections
and Capt. S. j. MARKS will give e
short talk on Safety of Our Chill
dren During the Vacation Period"
Central High.
A meeting will be held at 8 pm
tomorrow when election and in
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Traffic
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Parked on BRIDGE -
No District of Columbia tags
Failure to display insurance
Stlcker
Backing without caution--
Cutting in
Defective windshield ----
Driving through occupied safety
Driving over fire hose
Entering block occupied by fire
engines
Excessive smoke -
Failing to keep manitest---
Failure to remove Identification
card from cab----
Failing to set hand brake
Failure to stop when emerging
from alley
Failure to turn in tags-
Failure to pull to curb to dis
charge passengers ---- --
More than feet from cab-----
No motorcycle permit
No front Observation-Disclosures
No District of Columbis title
No windshield wiper
No speedometer on truck----
Obstructed windshield
Operating truck with door open
Parked in sightseeing stand -
Passing barricade -----
Permitting no District of Co.
lumbia tags
Permitting improper riding
Violation of no turn
Violation of no left turin
Violation of sticker regulation
Violation of Inspection Act---
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r. Werner, Mrs. p. Frederick, Mrs.
| r. q. Currln. Mrs. r. Keely. Mrs.
| r. Seeck, Mrs. T. Vance, Mrs. M. M.
Repasse: alternates, Mrs. L. r..
Jaffee, Mrs. j. M Chambers, Mrs.
E. Sperling, Mrs. L. Daggett, Mrs.
RoiSen.
Bowen Greenlcaf.
A meeting will be held tomorrow
at 3 pm. in the Bowen School.
Ofi1cers will be elected. The Nomi-
mating Committee consists of Mrs.
E. s. Paine. Mrs. Edna Bailey and
Mrs. Mamie Parr.
Keene.
The study group will meet to-
morrow at lis pm.
Phoebe Hearst.
The final meeting of the year will
be held tomorrow at 8 pm. Oficers
will be installed.
Jefferson Junior High.
The association will meet tomor-
row at 8 pm. Ofncers will be
elected.
Wnlttlcf.
The following officers were elect
ed: Mrs. Earle Dahlberg, president;
Mrs. D. O'Rear, first vice president;
Miss Elsie Green, second vice presi-
dent; Mrs. George Donner, record
ing secretary; Mrs. H. Vota. corre-
spending secretary, and Mrs. S.
Jacobs. treasurer.
Ketcham- Van Buren,.
The following officers were elected
and installed: Mrs. A. Sonntag,
president. Mrs. G. Smith, first vice
PRESIDENT Mrs M. Horn, second vice
president; Mrs. c. J. Schaffer, third
vice president; Mrs. H. E. c. Weber,
secretary, and Mrs. w. Leeds, treas
urer. Mrs. William E. Linden, retir-
ing president. was presented with a
past presidents pin on behalf of the
association by Mrs. c. J. Schaffer
principal. June 6 was selected as
the date for the party for the patrol
boys and girls.
Emery lexington.
Delegates to the convention are:
Mrs. John Akey, chairman; Mrs.
Edward Cobb. Mrs. Rueben Rey-
nolds, Mrs. Francis Curtin, Mrs.
Roland Perry, Mrs. c. Mehring,
Mrs. p B. Butler, Mrs Dwight Mar
tin, Mrs. j. A. Hudgins, Mrs. C. l..
Stoddard, Mrs. G. M. Johns, Mrs.
Joseph Allen, Mrs. Hugh Jacobs,
Mrs. Dorothy Hayden. Mrs. j. Hall,
Mrs. Charles Marshall, Mrs. c. Ray
mond Eyler, Mrs. B. M. Cady, Mrs
Laonhardt and Mrs. William Watt:
alternates, Mrs. J. c. Smith and
Mrs. T. w. Wakeman.
Amidon- -Fairbrother- F -Rossell.
The association elected the fol-
lowing officers: Mrs. H.. Martin,
president; Mrs. L. Larson, first vice
president; Mrs. P. Wyne. second
vice president: Mrs. E. Hammill
third vice president; Mrs. M. Ran
dali, secretary, and Mrs. I. Hill
treasurer.
The association will meet tomor-
row at pm. Officers will be elect
ed. They will be installed by Mrs
P. c. Elicit. first vice president OF
the District Of Columbia Congress
Mckinley High.
The following delegates to tn.
State convention have been appoint.
ed: Mrs. Jane Davis, chairman; Mrs
Charles r. Allen. Mrs. Charlie.
Arthur, Mrs Samuel H. Carter, Mrs
j. V. Cole, Mrs. Andrew S. Gallia
Mrs. L. B. Habecker, Mrs Samuel F
Hilderbrand, Mrs Mabel M. Hub.
bell. Mrs. r. w. Kezer, Mrs. Edward
F. Linkins, Mrs. Thomas E. Mat.
tingly, Mrs. r. E. Myers, Mrs. Pau
I. Neuhaus. Mrs. Irene NJ Rapp
Mrs. J. F. Rossiter, Mrs. Ernest c
Rowland, Mrs. Daniel Ryan, Mrs
A. A. Schnebelen, Mrs. S. H. Sim
mons, Mrs. H. King Stephens, Mrs
Arthur Watkins and Mrs. Thoma
Young: alternates. Mrs. Marjori'
Bushong, Mrs E. j. Donahue, Mrs
Paul Fickinger. Mrs. Robert M
Furniss, Mrs. Guy L. Hoyme, Mrs
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Marie Lynch, Mrs. r. v. Root, Mrs.
Charles r. Speaker and Mrs. David
G. Thompson.
Wheatley.
Among the guests of this associa-
ton who will attend the annual fel-
lowship dinner OF the District Of
Columbia Congress of Parents and
Teachers at the Carlton Hotel on
Wednesday evening will be Miss F..
c. Mortimer, principal; Mrs. J.
Lunson, president; Representative
w. p. LaElbertson of Kansas and
Senator and Mrs. j. Hughes of
Delaware.
The following officers were elect
ed last Wednesday: Mrs. J. Lunson,
president; Mrs. J. H. johnson, first
vice president; Mrs. j. M. Bell Sec
ond vice president; Miss F. c. Nor
timer, third vice president; Mr.. j.
H. johnson, fourth vice president;
Mrs. F.. L. Lambert, recording secre-
tary; Mrs. A. L. Weinberg, corre-
spending secretary; Mrs. William j.
Lee, treasurer, and Mrs. H. Botkin,
historian. They were installed by
Mrs. P. C. Elicit, first vice president
of the District of Columbia Congress.
Raymond.
At meeting last Monday Joseph
E. Wells was reelected president.
Other officers elected are: Mrs. Dom
aid S. Warren. first vice president;
Miss Helen Grosvenor, second vice
president; Mrs. Katherine Vodila,
secretary; Samuel H. Marks, treas
urer, and Mrs. Heman Ward, John
Dougherty and Mrs Gilbert Saun-
ders, members Of the Executive
Committee. A short talk was given
by Mrs. Leo Raywid, third division
representatives of the District of Co.
lumbia Congress of Parents and
Teachers.
Cranch- Tyler.
The following delegates to the
convention were appointed: Mrs.
Lillian McDevitt, president; Mrs. Ida
Doyle, Mrs. Elizabeth Shumaker,
Mrs. Cora Hellwig, Mrs. Aileen Ste
venson, Mrs. Catherine Kemp, Mrs.
Chloe Van Blbber, Mrs. Mariette
Carter, Mrs. Anna Sherbert, Mrs.
Emma Jones.
BlOw-Webb.
The association. will meet in the
Blow School Thursday at pm.
Officers will be elected and installed.
Mrs. M. Kyber, historian, will give
a report of the years work and re-
freshments will be served.
Hilton-Peabody.
A meeting will be held tomorrow
at pm. at the Peabody School. Mr..
and Mrs Keith Johnson will show
colored slides of the West and there
will be musical program arranged
by Mrs. Mary T. Voll and Mrs. Mar
jorie F. Everard, teachers of the Pea
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body School. The following officers
will be installed by Mrs. w. N.
Streeter, seventh vice president of
the District Of Columbia Congress;
Mrs. John H. Trice, presi-
dent; Mrs. G.. w. Shrout
first vice president; Mrs. Mary T.
voll, second vice president: Mrs.
Stella Jones, recording secretary;
Mrs. Edna Jaeger, treasurer. A
social with refreshments will follow.
John Burroughs.
The following officers we're elected: !:
Mrs. M. w. Brandt, president; Mrs.
Charles E. Menzel. first vice presi-
dent; Msis Marie A. Turner, second
vice president; Mrs. H. j. Waterman,
third vice president; Mrs. L. w. Fitz-
gerald. fourth vice president; Mrs.
c. F. Schoening, recording secre-
tary; Mrs. Edward H. Rieks, treas
urer; Miss Marion Zimmerman, cor
responding secretary; Mrs. Edward
Sechrist, assistant treasurer. Mrs.
Evelyn Bright Buckley, fifth vice
president of the District of Colum-
bia Congress, installed these ofhcers.
Reports on the years work were
given by all chairmen. Mrs. Flor
ence Lawson, art chairman. request
ed donations of plants for the school
garden. Music was Finished by the
Burroughs Glee Club.
Janney.
Mrs. William E. Wise, retiring
president, was entertained at lunch
con last Tuesday by members of the
Executive Board and the grade
mothers.
John Quincy Adams.
Officers elected last Monday were
President, Mrs. J. r. Lloyd, first vice
president; Mrs. G. F. Wilson, Sec
ond vice president; Mrs. Florence
Cornell, principal, treasurer; Mrs
Clark Conway; recording secretary,
Mrs. Albert Mesirow; corresponding
secretary, Mrs. Eldred N. Mahoney;
historian, Mrs. Ruth B. Mayberry
The association appropriated SIS to
the Sustaining Fund Of the National
Symphony Orchestra.
The movie Chico" was presented
last Friday afternoon, the proceeds
going to the Children's Crusade for
Children.
Langdon.
Mrs. T. A. Martin. president, en-
tertained the Executive Board and
grade mothers at a party at her
home on Wednesday.
Jackson.
At the association meeting on
May l3 Grand l.. Clark, head OF
the department of safety and edu-
cation of the District of Columbia
Motor Club. spoke on Safety" illus
trating his talk with a sound movie.
Stanton.
The annual meeting will be held
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Womun's Benefit Association

Washington Review will meet to-
morrow at 900 F street NV. at 8
pm. The president, Mrs. Thomas,
will preside.
On Wednesday the Ofiicer Club
will elect officers for the board.
Guards are requested to meet In
the clubroom to rehearse for the
coming pageant, by request Of the
guard captain, Mrs. Patrick, at 8
pm. May %.
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News Writer to Address
Chinese Relief MEETING

Frank Oliver, newspaper corre-
spondent and lecturer, who has lived
II years in China and now is men,
ber Of the staff of the magazine
Asia, will speak on 'The New Order
in the Far East" at 8:15 pm. tomor-
row at meeting of the Washington
Committee for the Aid of China in
the Federation of Churches Audi
torium, 1749 N street NV.
DR.. Mortimer l.. Graves, executive
secretary of the American Council
of Learned Societies, will preside at
the meeting. The membership will
elect new officers at the session, 1t
was announced.
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PIT. A.
Continued From Page C-6)

ing secretary: Mrs. Harry Calm,
treasurer. A play, THE Wonderful
Adventures of Marco Polo," will be
given by pupils of the school and
a social will follow.
Mrs. J. M. Kline, summer round
up chairman, reports that "a chill
dre1 were given thorough physical
examinations on health day.
Mrs. T. Vance, chairman of dele
gates to the State convention, has
submitted the following names of
delegates: Mrs. j. M. Kline, Mrs.
D. Sommers, Mrs. M. Raphelson,
Mrs. Burch, Mrs. K. E. Diehl, Mrs.
j. Fones, Mrs. H. Calm, Mrs. Sam
uel Bernstein, Mrs. E. Klein, Mrs.
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stallstion Of officers will take place
with Mrs. G. D. Lowe, president
Of the District of Columbia Con-
gress, as installing officer. Featured
on the program will be q spelling
match between parents and students
of the school.
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u. 5. Rubber Supplies.
High on Strategic
List, Are Vulnerable
Chief Sources Are British
MuIoyo and Dutch Indies;
Much Mercury Imported

This is the third OF a series
OF articles discussing strategic"
and critical" materials required
BY American industry-especially
In manufacture OF ,odr supplies.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
CHAPTER XIX

Mary Carroll woke in q soft white bed.
 Why did her face feel like hard- baked ginger breadp Why could she sec only through little slits of stiff frosting?
 Then she remembered. pr, O'Connell had operated to end the paralysis from the blow she had suffered on the Moravia, Had the operation been succeSsfulp Was she Mary Carroll againp
 Through the slits In the adhesive tape, cut for her eyes, she could sec e white figure at her side A private nurse, who introduced herself as Miss Babcock,
 "What time Is itp" Mary wanted to know.
 Five o'clock. You've had long sieep," Miss Babcock answered.
 Mary tried to move,
 "You mustn't do that" the nurse cautioned. You must lie perfect- ly still" She held Mary's head in her hands to prevent further movement and Mary drifted back into Q new world.
 It was Paris and spring and tlfer', was no war, Only a war of rsrves" and the stout-hearted did not worry. There was party at h counts villa at PasSy. Mary
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
SURREALIsM IN SOAP

Answers on Back Page
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
Paralysis Fund

William A. Gleeson, chairman of the Litchfield County Paralysis Fund drive now being conducted, has completed his selection of town chairmen throughout the county. MT. Gleeson was chairman of the committee last year
 The drive is an annual affair to raise funds for the national paraly- sis fund However 50 percent of the amount collected in the county is kept back to be used only in Litch- field County to help defray expenS- es caused by fighting such diseases,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17

til noon was announced from a hundred steepleS. A brief sleep shortened the afternoon, but 1t was growing dark when Mary heard Dr. O'Connell's step at her door.
 Soon she would know. But did she really want to know? What If she should always remain Anna Winters? Had Mary Carroll really died on the Moravia? She wished now that she might postpone this moment.
 The doctor entered, followed by his assistant and several nurses Gentle hands peeled the bandages from her face. A nurse seized Mary's hand as she lifted 1t toward her cheek.
 Mary's eyes questioned the sur- geon, who stared down at her. His face was inscrutable. She heard nurse sigh. Dr. O'Connell whistled softly. Someone handed her a mirror.
 (To Be COntinued)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
. STORIES
 IN STAMPS
New JueosIov Stamp iConmenorotes Defect

NATIONS frequently issu, ~ stamps in honor of great vic. tories but Jugoslavia has upse, precedent to issue two values commemorating the 550th ami. versary of the battle that cost the Serbs their independence.
 Two Serbian heroes are shown on the stamps: Tzar Lazar, com mander of the Serbian armies against the Turks, and Milosh Obilich, legendary hero, on the value reproduced above.
 The Serbs, under Lazar, met the Turkish army, commanded by Sultan Murad l at Kossovo, Field of Rlackbirds," a Turkish plain near the Serbian frontier, on June IS, 1889, The Turks were victor lous. Both Murad and Lazar were killed.
 Tradition relates that before the battle, Lazar discovered . plot against his life. He denounced Milosh Obilich, his son-in-law, as l traitor. Obilich fled to the Turk lsh camp, and, gaining audience with the sultan, mortally wounded Murad. Obilich was killed by the Turks but before Lazar was slain, word was brought to him of his 'on-in-law's heroism.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
Cn ANllJM CRACKERS

If you don't know the meanings of the words listed below, you ought to. They'll add color to your con versation. After each are given several definitions. Select the right one.
 l. Voodoo: (a) ghost, (b) dice game, Co fetish, (d) policeman'c badge.
 2. Dodo: (a) animal that flies (b) bird that doesn't fly, Co old. type shotgun, (d) ditty.
 3. Hoodoo: (a) one who brings bad luck, (b) headgear worn by Ku Klux Klan, (c) one who bestowc blessings, (d) reformer.
 4. Doodle: (a) feather in hat (b) simpleton, Co insect, (d) beg gar.
 5. Foozle: (a) to frighten, (b) to betray, Co to bungle, (d) tc devour.
 Answers nm Rack Page
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17

The next morning was unbeliev. ably long. The hours dragged un'
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
STORY OF SACRIFICE

The great humanitarian work of 1 xesolute nurse, her sacrifice for younger sister, and her heart tDctor of note, urovide the dramatic bnsfs of RKO Radios "Vigil in the Night" starring Carole Lombard Drian Ahsrne and Anne Shirley.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17

Columbia, s. 0. (UP)-Soap carv- Ing was being studied in a grade school class, but one yo,,ngster was unable to chip off flakes to form any animal. Discouraged over his low grades, lIe turned in a plan bar of soap. I'm modern and this Is an example of surrealism,' he told the teacher. His grade was 100.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
Basile-C0n NuptlalS

Saturday morning at 10 o'clock, Miss Marie Basile of Torrington will become the bride of Severino Cont of Torrlngton at St. Peters church,
 Recently stag party was held In honor of MT, Cont. His friends pre- sented him with a purse
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17

Standardization is increasing rap- idly in Brazil.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
Cholr Meets Tonight

The senior cho.r of the Meth. odist church will assemble this eve- ming for Q special rehearsal at the home of Mrs, James Kelley, POI Al. bert street, at 6:45, The group Is rehearslng for a minstrel show in the near future. The show will fea- ture popular songs written by Ste- phen Foster
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
.TORRlNGTON Correspondent: John Carr Phone TOrrington 6a4b
AMERICAN LEGION
 TO MEET TONIGHT
County Posts and Auxili' aries Combining for Inn.
 pOrtant Gathering

Tsrrington, Jan, IT, American Legion posts will be represented at the January meeting of the Litch- field County units tonight at the Legion hall. The meeting is being sponsored jointly by the Legion posts and their auxiliary units.
 William Harbert of TeTyVille, con mandef of the district. will pre- side. Mrs. Alice Hubbard of this city will preside over the auxiliary barley,
 Refreshments will be served, and dancing will follow.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
CAST or CHARACTERS

MARY CARROLL - American
 fashion expert, in London dur.
 ing wartime.
 VINCENT GREGG - soldier of
 fortune, in love with Mary. CARLA MARCHETTA = a mys.
 aeriOus London soclalite.
 DR. GILBERT LENOx-surgeOn, serving with British army.
 YESTERDAY: Dr. O'COnnell prepares Mary for the operation that may restore her beauty, end the paralysis of facial nerves. As see goes under the anaesthetic, Mary sees Vincent and Carla, the blond boy of the M0ravia. Gil' bert's voice comes to her, faintly. but Feassuringly. She wonders U she will emerge as Mary Carroll or as Anna Winters.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-01-17
Watson Funeral This Afternoon

Funeral services for Alfred C. Watson, 77, of IA Cottage street, were held this afternoon from the Phalen Funeral Home, IT Migeon avenue, to Hillside cemetery. Rev. Arthur W. Warren, pastor of the Calvary church. officiated.
 The deceased was a native of Richmond, Me, and had been a resident of Torrington since 1929 He died Sunday evening. Surviving are three sons, Lyndon J. Watson of Portland, Ore. Alfred and Carl watson of this city; brother, Seth E. Watson of Richmond, Me, and a sister, Mrs. Gertrude Congdon of Newburyport, Mass,
 Leap Year Dance"
 The Torrington Junior Women's club will hold a Leap Year" dance February IT at the Litchfield Play house.
 The following members were elec- ted. to the committee: Chairman, Joyce Case, Agnes Mcdonald, Mar ion Bradford, Mary Case, Eileen Fitzgerald, Geraldine Dwyer, Mrs. Eucien Hennequin and Mrs. John Futile.
 Receives M. A. Degree
 Miss Addie M. Brown, Latin teacher of Torrington high school received her M. A. Degree from Col umbia University Saturday.
 Miss Brown is a graduate of the University of Maine, and has been a member of the local high school faculty since 1881.
The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1940-08-02
Social Notes

Mr.. Earnest Alexander and two
children, Juanita and Donald, re-
turned to Seattle after a marvellous
trip East.
The Alexanders have brought
two visitors from California. The
Misses Betty Marlborough of Twin
Falls, Idaho and Anita Beverly of
Riverside, California. Both are
students at u. C. L. A. of Califor-
mia. In the fall they will return
for classes.
Mr.. Louie Thompson of San
Francisco, California, is with his
relatives, Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Muir
ray of Seattle.
Miss Irene M. Crosse of Chica-
go, ILL.,, is house guest of Mrs.
Josie Thompson at the Adelphia
apartments. Miss Crosse viii re-
main in the city three weeks, du-
ring which time she will make
side visits to Portland, Canada
and Alaska.
Mr.. Pibbs A. Denis of Montana
was a visitor in Seattle a week.
Mr.. Pibbs Denis is the brother of
Mr.. Avis Denis of this city, who
recently returned from Montana
after a pleasant visit.
The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1940-08-02
SO HELP ME
By Joe Station

Next time you see Frisco Nc
Gale look at his feet and you'll
notice his ankle is in the middle
of his shoe.
A man won $500 betting on
Tony York once. The winner bet
Tony was stronger than a goat
latter Tony got through working)
a judge said he'd be referee. They
brought in the goat and the pudge
tainted. Twenty minutes later
they revived him and brought in
Tony. The judge tainted, those
who bet, and even the goat.
Thanks Ozzie, a Million.
Ones big, ones small
Like Mutt and Jeff.
Big like pig, Small like runt
Cleo Mae and Jerry Hunt
You will-will you?
The old men beat the young
men fair and square at baseball.
If old man Muddy Water Dean
wasn't a longshoreman and used
to ducking things dropping on him,
he'd have caught that fly ball that
almost ate him up.
Jane Talbert is back from her
vacation with her brother and sis
ter, 10 Ann and Ellsworth.
Very few pedestrian lanes on
10 to 9th and Madison. Rem
ember Street Department, tax
payers of all races use these
streets.
A girl couldn't go to a stomp
the other night on account of Lee
Roy Rains. That foreigner from
Kentucky is more trouble than a
black cat.
The EN- b ra ssing birthday
spanking Mitzi Clark got, will
keep her from being (absent-
minded) or lazy in the future. If
you hear why, be sure it's over a
phone.
1 haven't been bothered with
mice since put the picture of Carl
Stockard that was in the Enter
prise near the mouse hole.
If M. C. Chapman's mouth was
one-fourth inch wider, the u. S.
could stick him in the water
around Panama and save the $27,-
900, 900 for the new canal.
Janet Pearson, former Portland
lassie, almost had her chewers
loosened by an irate boy friend.
Saved by the BELL mean friends.
A great big gal calls Owen
Chatters her Candy man."
The next time the Webb Broth
ers want to fight, I hope they go
to Druxman's gym.