The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1940-04-11
MIKE
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You know this picture don't
do me Justice, whatever that is.
1 look better than this an I'm
a lot better lookin' than this
shows. You can't even see my
double chin or nothin'. My SCOT
don't even show the press in it.
If Holus don't make me look
better, 1 I'm only gonna pay
him half price, because he is
only maxim me half as good
loOkin' as l am.
New hardwood chairs - the
kind you kin lean back on
without bustin'-$1.95 an more.
Henry Schilreff just bought
some new bright red Venitian
blinds for his place in the Big
Horn bar. Why the red ones
Henry? Henry tole me that if
he had the money he would put
an pay the bartenders that
don't drink 500 a week. When
Henry pays 500 a week, 1 am
qulttin' the furniture business.
For that much 1 would resign
the Senator job, 1 mean if l
was senator and wasn't maxim
more. Oh yah, Henry bought
the blinds from us.
What kind of women do you
guys like? Do you like EN- tiny
-249 7-8 lbs; or little-19914
lbs; or small-1791 lbs, or
medium, 1859 lbs. and 2 o.; or
hi0 1C1 1hc ~ 0vfy0 WOO
SO lbs, an under. I like 'em
tiny Qook at the code) but I
take what I kin git.
Used electric an battery
diOs-some are cheap, but lots
are higher. We have some new
ones too.
/ 'lectric reducer, $1,000. If
we see that you really need it,
we might charge you more.
Heavy Dow will be the Judge.
He is a republican, an he don't
care who knows it.
Wouldn't it be funny if the
county an city an town Of
ficials would buy there clothes,
groceries,, cars an trucks, fur-
niture too) an other things in
Sheridan an Billings, an not
locally, even if they could get
'em. 1 know none of 'em amt
dom it, but wouldn't it be fun
ny if they did. You know that
would be like takin' out some
one elses wife or man. 1t would
be alright until the woman or
ole man caught you-then boy,
oh boy! My wife, she wouldn't
care either if 1 went out with
another woman if she wouldn't
know it, but if she did, boy,
oh boy!!!
They say in Lodge Grass in a
year OF 2 or 10 or more, they
are figgerin' on sellin' beer and
hootch (Schnops) over the bar.
When I get tersty I am gonna
look up Oscar the baker an
fisherman. He said once he
knew of some places where we
could quench our terst. He sad
you know wen a guy Werks like
hell all day, a little drinks
would do him good. Nobody
would care only the sissieS an I
know they amt no sissies in
Lodge Grass. Not many.
I sec in the paper where the
banker Warren came back to
Hardin. He was away in Calf
ornia. I'll betcha he came back
because he found out that it
was easier to make money in
Hardin than in California, I
knew he would be back. (There's
one vote shot to hell-nOw /
ShOulda said he came back
from his vacatiOn.) 1t don't
make no difference, he's a re-
publican anyway, an he won't
vote for a democratic.
WANTED to borrow some
money, with no interest. An
another thing, us ladies gotta
stick together about this house
cleanin'.
I wonder where his cOmmun-
ity Hall is at that we were g0n-
ma git about a year ago. You
know if I had some money like
some guys I know, I would do
nate it to Hardin. Then, when
I died everyone would say, mike
wasn't a bad guy. He built the
community hall we have here
in Hardin, the old tight wad.
Anyway, I would get some
praise, but me bein' practically
broke, I amt dOnatin'; anyway
if I had the money I DOM
think that I would donate un-
less I was after s0methin'.
After this I am dryin' up
You know last week, that ole
Fred Sharp came in, madden an
a wet hen, an gimme heck. HI
said that he wasn't no more
streamlined than Fred Reilly
or Bill Lipp in the bank.
kinda think you are rite, Fred
MIKE.