The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1940-02-01
II love you with ell my heart
and even morel" :. She's been
saying It since she could talk.


saying It since she could talk.
Five hours Of sinburn IN one day
means as much TO my face and
skin as five minutes disappears TO-
morrow II it's cloudy BARRIERS
who slap you with an ice cold towel,
without asking II you wish one,
ought to be forced to go through
their lives without ever meeting q
grl-especially a gorgeous one
OF all thingsl The House Painters
Union picketing the Museum of
Modern Artl Those minia-
ture speedboats are operated the
same. as car, they say. Hmmrnfn
that's an ideal !. >. My idea Of eye
filling reporting Is the lads over
at The Myamma Daily News who
covered the arrival Of Brenda and
''Shipwreck" Kelly yesterday: "They
flew to Nassau after being thor
oughly stared at by everyone In the
airport for 80 minutes. Miss Fra
zier shed the staring quite ex-
pertly, but Kelly did much hat
twisting" Melancholy Baby
I think, is the most touching Of the
torch songs, although MY Gal Sal"
makes me just as mellow.
The mail always interests me
even when it doesn't contain a mug
get I can use Jack Benny,
Ben Bernie, George Jessel and Abe
Lyman always seem to have a huge
cigar in their months They
must be horrible to kiss The
instrument can listen to incessant-
ly is the celeste, If that's how they
spell it. The novachord, too
Never heard of a bloke who fooled
around the other fellows girl, who
didn't lose her that way :. That
language spawned with Swing"
rhythm fascinates me. Hes an
Icharoo," frinStance Meaning
one who isn't very hot at Utter
jigging y. That's iayin down
plenty Of iron" (executing a neat
step) And Fright down to
the bricks!" Can expert John
Gunther says nobody can make a
Singapore stinger" the way they
make one in Singapore-and so
the barkeeps in New York, who
are giving recipes for it, must be
wrong. Gunther never is ;. Those
Chester Hale girls are swell, but
when they jump high and come
down into a split with a bang
it makes me shudder and blink.
I'd like flying over to Havana,
but it would be just my luck to
get wrecked and then be rescued
by q German submarine, whose
next stop would be Goebbels' Of
flee! Wish my secretary could
find that photo Of me and the cap.
ton Hitler's newspaper ran on the
front page in 1884, in which he
called me: ."Germany's American
menace" 1. I'm as proud OF that
decoration as Lindbergh and Ford
are of theirs Things never
knew until last night: That one of
the smarter stores in New York
throws big party once a year for
husbands-but they mustn't bring
their wives-just their girl friends
A lot of editorial writer's who
poked fun at the G-Men for their
last big raid-are gonna have such
crimson faces when the trial is
only three days old. And such g
beliyache from the words and facts
they win have to eat Especial-
" the overwofkeds word absurd
/ never thought the day would
come when I would look like the
before" In those before and after
magazine ads about mems shapes
If just wouldn't get hungry!
!. All the screwy things in the
nations Capital don't happen in
Congress. In the Washington
Times-Herald, columpist Peter Car
ter is a woman, and in the Wash
ington Post, sports columnist Shir-
lev Povich-is man!