The Waterbury Democrat., 1940-10-08

ptopaDAy 70 UltiaBe Ine Jap3 lupo the blonde, Nordic Aryan race Quisling, the Norwegian traitor who traded his country for Q job as Hit leris bootlicker, has designed 8 new flag for Norway l. :. It appropriately carries yellow cross, a suitable symbol of his shame.
 Amt It the Truthl: Oscar L,evant met Jimmy Petrillo, the musicians union chief, on a train the other day ... "It's a good thing you mar ried a working girl" counseled the labor cEar. Never marry rich girl
 shell only want you for your no-playing."
 The Moscow Press is shifting just a mite-toward England, which includes us, too This may en- barrass the Union Squareheads. They may have to obey Stalin to the extreme of liking America {. Clare Boothe hints that Count Ci- anO may have turned sourpuss be- cause of hammerings he took from critics as a flop playwright X. We have underestimated Duce's son. in-law. We thought he was only a heel by marriage The Rus sian nobles, old stuff locally after two decades, are being elbowed away from the cocktails and can apes by the royal newcomers from the evacuated countries .. .. The situation is called the second Rus sian famine.
 Oratory: Arthur Vickery was lis- tening to a discussion of alcoholic imaginings at the House of Murphy bar. Finally the takers got around to the traditional pink elephants, and Wick contributed: "It's the elephants that make me nervous. They walk as though their pants are falling downl"
 ! Telegram: "Los Angeles: No one has done more to bring forward good deeds and great deeds than your column. There is now great need for doctors equipment, etc., in England. We in Hollywood are ap- pealing via radio stations in Southrn California to all doctors to send same to our headquarters in Holly wood. Doctors throughout the country will want to do likewise so we come to you to help us startt his drive with word of encouragement as only you can. With sincere thanks for all the work you are do- ing-Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Colman, MT. and Mrs. Chas. Boyer, L. Olivier, Vivien Leigh"
 "London NIT Walter Winchell care Daily Mirror, New York: Many thanks nice reference my new activi- ties in your Sunday edition. All I want to do is give boys what they want in way of news facilities. News not propaganda is my motto. London under air-raids isn't so pleasant but we all keep cheerful and peoples spirits becoming tough CT every day. If Nazis think they can knock out England by airraids it simply shows they just as ignor- ant about British tenacity as old Kaiser Bill was. I had crump drop in backyard my own last week but like everyone else just moved elsewhere and carried on. Pretty soon we will get like folks who live beside railway tracks if we don't hear bombs we shant able sleep best regards to all from 8 British Pal, Douglas Williams"
 The Squelch SweIegant: The fling ing of tomatoes, eggs and fruit at the Willkie paraders in Michigan recalls the time Wm. Howard Taft was campaigning in his oppon- ent's state. He was booed and heckled mercilessly. Finally, cab bage was thrown. It rollyed at Taft's feet. His sensayuma turned the crowds laughter into cheers.
 T see," said Taft, "that one of my adverSaries has lost his head"
 Flaw! Willkie's tour of the Mid- dle West recalls the gag about the vaudeville piffawmer, who was tell ing about a benefit he played. "It was benefit to collect food for the undernourished kiddies," he said, "and they had a tremendous col lection. Then I go on, and I'm knockin' 'em dead, when right in the middle of my act they start dis tributing food to those gee-dee kid- dies againl"
 Fay Steele, a U. s. Army corporal static led at the Panama Canal, ran