Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1939-11-17
Inquisitive Sal

Hello Everybody:
This week large portion of the
Twin City folk turned out to hear
and see ELLA FITZGERALD and
her orchestra. And what a raving
over her singing. She's really tops
when it comes to swinging out with
her mellow voice. The crowd went
wild when she sang "a Tisket A
Tasket.". Among the dancers
were the BERT LEWIS's, who
were just a jitter-bugging away.
FRANCES ENGLISH and
PATTIE MALLORY were both
dressed very attractively and who
were the two young gentlemen who
seemed to be so interested in them?
What young st. Paul sub-deb
was so thrilled at OZELL DAVID
SON being present at the dance?
(Ha! and Ozell didn't even know
she existed.) CLAUDE and MAR
JORIE MASON were just as cooey-
dovey as ever. And those in
separates, CHUBBY BRADY and
MARY LEWIS had eyes for only
themselves. What St. Paul lad
thinks IKALINE MOORE too cute
for words? Amt love too grand?
THE lad tells me he's never met
Ikaline personally but has admired
her from a distance for quite a
while.) All Sal has got to say to
our St. Paul lad is that in these
times sitting back won't get him
anywhere. He'd better let folks
know of his thoughts and his ex-
istence.
Say, some of the gals seem to be
getting their bids in for Thanks
giving dinner, don't they? Now
don't get me wrong. What mean
is that a number of girls about
town have invited latter a thor
ough going over of the eligible
hsts) their new interests up to din
ner to meet the family. (Methinks
the eligibles are more interested in
meeting the turkey than the fam
lily. HaD
Have you heard that: The D. P.'s
of st. Paul are heaven anticipat-
ing? (The Stork and Santa Claus
will be quite busy round Xmas,
won't they? Let US hope they
won't be caught in the same Chin
ney at the same time for dear OF
Santa will surely have to yield to
the Stork.)
Husband Confabs: Said one hus-
band to another, "The husband who
behaves unkindly to his wife de-
serves to have his house burned
over his head" "If you think So"
quietly said his friend, Il hope
your house is insured" Have
you heard also about the Gossip
ing Married Musketeers of st. Paul
and Minneapolis? Well, anyway,
they are a small group of unhappi-
ly married men who get together
every other Friday evening and pan
their wives and talk about women
in general. 1t was so funny when
l found out that the President of
the G. NJ. MS (Gossiping Musket-
eers) was running out with the Sec
rotary of this organizations wife
and the Secretary was seeing some
of Minneapolis not so bright spots
with the Sergeant-at-arm's wife.
(My, what an organization. Pm
sure a war will really be started
when the officers catch on to each
other.)
Popularity Waning (Or maybe
there was none there to wane):
What coed who thought every boy
in town was mad about her, or
thought that just a blink of her
eye would bring them flying, is just
beginning to realize that the pot
of soup which she has been stirring
of late is boiling over and is about
to burn her fingers?
Will be home for Xmas: hear
CHARLOTTE CRUMP, who is now
in Pittsburgh, will be home to
spend the Xmas holidays with her
parents.
Greek "Psychology":. One of our
brilliant" fem students was con-
versing with another girl about
Greek. The first girl had just dis
covered the Greek word philan-
thropist comes from two words
signifying the lover of men. The
second girl said, "Well then, are
not all we women philanthropists ?"
(I'll say.)
So, folks, I'll leave you for this
week to enjoy this balmy weather
we are having and, in the mean
time, don't forget
Your pal,
SAL.
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