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The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1939-08-31
/. ADDITIONAL SPORTS -.
Jaycee Giants Seek
500, 1000 Attendance
By DAN PARKER

THE PROOF OF baseball whether not it can
season Judged BY standard Jersey City the best baseball
center in ~
With seven more home dates two
Giants having already established new attend nc record S @
Of the minor league attendance ban
according --latest est c estimates only only , can be
seen that by ss So jersey CITY
the population only syria
iass s Ssns ss10H saim NOR Buao and
@
when As paid ws.
Although Jersey CITY claimed new mar. Of s.s.
Newark H held the record with s5oel, set n 1882.
s at b. TIVE sts s IN s sRa III % city
include admissions such boys Since Newark s4S
e nt hs fet nsif y aaa % 0
tho with and half ssrs n x s only to
although only four games in the h must
three-game salty city remains
Mahave standing BY ready to raise the
s @ cents se Sa daa aad 1ss
fun pardon to jefferson Davis sur his osp.b0x
International fund Of $4,000 which dstrb-
ted among the players teams finishing the league race
The winner q the pysa $4,000
% the sss Of team that Wins % get s,o
The srss divided the Little
the ms,5 asu ss ezo will start on Sept - with
another those
the Of which will re @ the
happen
opponents
them from his baiwick He's only to Reds not Blues
THOUGH THERE WAS little for improvement excellent
system enjoying better
fall promotion OF the Is clubs the chain improved their
chief disappointment bueribbon the
which fifth International still
into the yo and redee m Four Yankee farm
position
third
Come, Nashl
With they
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LIQUOR PERMIT
n nTVClc nE DUPLICATION

This is to give notice that I,
Peter Paiapis, OF 321 Bank St., Wa
terbury, Conn. have filed an appli-
cation dated Aug. 18th, 1889, with
the Liquor Control Commission for
Tavern Permit for the sale OF
alcoholic liquor on the premises, 3i9
bust ness Is owned by Magdalene
Paiapis, Of 321 Bank st.. waterbury
Conn.,, and will be conducted by
Peter Palapis. of 321 Bank St., Wa.
terbury, Conn.,, as permittee.
PETER PALAPIS.
Dated Aug. 25th, 1899. S-31-9.7
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LIQUOR PERMIT
NnTVCE OF APPLICATION

Ben mh Pup - e Of S5s Bank St.. Water.
bury, Conn. have filed an applica-
ton dated Aug. Both, 1889, with the
Liquor Control Commission for
Tavern Permit for the sale Of alco-
holic liquor on the premises, South
business is owned by Ben Pupsta,
Of 9e3 Bank st., Waterbury, Conn.
and will be conducted by Ben
Pupsta, OF 953 Bank St., Waterbury
Conn.,, as permittee.
Dated Aug. 30th, 1899. S-SO-9-6
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LIQUOR PERMIT
NOTICE OF APPLICATION

This IN to give notice that I,
Edward p. Chateauneuf, OF s47 West
Main st., Waterbury. Conn. have
n sss IN Win hs ue os'ce onern CONN
mission for a Restaurant Permit for
the sale OF alcoholic liquor on the
premises, 1856 Willow st., Waterbury.
Conn. The business IL owned BY
Edward J., chateauneuf, OF s47 West
Main st.. Waterbury, Conn. and will
neuf. OF ss7 West Main ST.. Water.
bury. Conn, az permittee.
EDWARD p, CHATEAUNEUF.
Dated Aug. o0th, 1899. s-31-o-7
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LIQUOR PERMIT
NnrUrsH nT OBLIGATION

This is to give notice that !.
william John Mazaika, of 76 South
Leonard ST.. Waterbury, Conn, have
filed an application dated Aug. gath,
1889, with the Liquor Control Com
sale Of alcoholic liquor on the prem
ises, Is South Leonard st.. Water:
bury, Conn. The business Is owned
by william John Mazaika. Of 10
South Leonard st., waterbury, Conn,
and will be conducted by William
John Mazaika. Of 76 South Leonard
WILLIAM JOHN MAZAIKA..
Dated Aug, cath, 1899. 8-24-3l
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Lost and Found

IF PERSON who took money out Of
black bag in ladies room of Conn.
Light 81 Power Wednesday at $50
p. m. will return same by messen-
ger to cashier, matter will be drop
ped. II not this person can be
identified.
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LIQUOR PERMIT
NnTECE 0F APPLICATION

This is to give notice that ],
Bertha M. Mills, of 976 Woodtick
Road, Waterbury, Conn.,, have filed
an application dated Aug. 29th, 1898,
with the Liquor Control Commission
for a Package Store Beer Permit for
the sale of alcoholic liquor on the
premises. SOC Woodtick Road. Wa
terbury, Conn. The business is own
ed by Bertha NJ. Mills, 976 Woodtick
Road, Waterbury, Conn.,, and will be
conducted by Bertha M. Mills, Of 976
Woodtick Road, Waterbury. Conn.,
BERTHA M. MILLS.
Dated Aug. 29th, 1899. 8-31-9-7
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1881 Buick Coupe .......... 500
1881 Chevrolet Cow. Coupe 80. $S5
1881 Chevrolet Business Coupe $50
1880 Buick Coupe-6 wheel -. 500
BOIANO'S Garage, IA Spring. 3-7534
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CAN'T SHOOT MrrsKTEs

Madison.--The state of Wisconsin
passed q law. effective next year
which will make 1t illegal to shoot q
muskie before 1t Is brought into the
boat.
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Real Estate For Sale
Suburban For Sale

CHESHIRE-Near reformatory, six
rooms, all improvements; hot water
heat. $4,000 for quick sale.
M1LLDALE-State Road. acres,
barn, greenhouse. 2 car garage, 10
room house. Real bargain.
Large Listings of Farms, Homes,
Estates Call
w. H. EUSTIS-7l3-5 Southington
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|TkTO-CRECORY
take SPECIAL
DUCKPIN GAME
St. Mary a nd Tronsky
Beaten By II Pin in
Five Set Match

Bill Tato and Harry Gregory were
real hot last night and easily took
their special match with Harold st.
Mary and Nick Tronscky at the Of
fetal opening of the newly renovat-
ed Mattatuck bowling alleys last eve
ming by u pins.
Tato and Gregory toppled 1909
pins to 1,137 for Nicike and the
Saint. The diminutive Willie cap
tured high single with 1874 and high
set with 646. He and his able part
ner won the first two games,
dropped the next two and copied
the deciding one.
The scores:
Gregory ..128 100 100 ITO 1855
Tata 80. .194 126 100 100 117-646
st. Mary lis 100 1o1 100 10s-544
Tronsky :. .104 1874 lis 1877 103-59a
League Starts Tuesday
The Industrial Bowling League
will open at the Mattatuck alleys
next Tuesday evening. President
John O'Connor has called a special
meeting for this evening at the al
leys at 8 o'clock Of all team rep.
resentatives of the Industrial second
division which will bowl on Wed.
nesday nights at 8 p. m. beginning
next week.
There will be a parley Of the Men!
Industrial Leagues Of the first di.
vision captains at 8 o'clock mex
Tuesday evening, an hour before &C.
tivities on the alleys commence.
The Girls Industrial League viii
begin their season shortly after
p. m, next Tuesday and the men,
class A first division will start at
p. M, the same evening.
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sUNKEN STARS

Los Angeles-The Hollywood Stars
Of the Coast league have been re-
named Sunken Stars by fans since
the club went into last place.
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Automobiles
Autos and Trucks For Sale
SPECIAL

1887 Ford Deluxe Sedan
GROVE USED CAR EXCHANGE
IA Grove st. Open Evenings
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Good Used Car Comfort And Time Saver Not Lmmy
Read About The Current Offers In Our Used Car Columns
Special Notices

LAND AVAILABLE for dog-roasts,
clambakes, etc. Farm Of Arthur
Paffney, Sheffield st., Waterville.
3-0655.
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Personals
Legal Notice

Bury, Aug. 18TH, 1888.
Then and there by virtue Of an
execution to me issued by Colbert
j. Bronsky, Clerk Of the City Court
Of Waterbury. 1 will sell at Public
Der 1883. at 900 p. M. DIST. TO
the highest bidder at the Public
Sign Post, said sale to be adjourned
to Hanson's Warehouse, .173 North
elm St., Waterbury. Tallors trim
mings.. Buttons. Materials, tables
Desk. belonging to Jennie Rich.
SAMUEL ERsHLER.
S1S-25-3l Constable.
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Employment
Men Wanted

WANTED AT ONCE-Experienced
pin boys, Is years and over. Conn.
State Employment, 1913 Bank st.
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81 CHEVROLET G 8 = sso
Noes Auto Parts. Dial 4-2823

1885 CHEVROLET Tudor Touring
Sedan. Radio and Heater.
Ouellette Motors, II Jefferson st.
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FOR RENT-Oil station and garage.
rs w. Liberty st. Fine business
opportunity.
MUM and NUHN
al Bank st. Dial 4-2l49
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Financial
Business Opportunities

SULLY'S GRILL--Plantsville, doing
fine business, well equipped, fine
location. Reasonable. Call w. H.
Eustis, 1875 Southington.
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Women Wanted

WANTTD-2 houseworkers to 60 to
shore; cook laundress and waitress
chambermaid. Apply at Conn. State
Employment Service, 1923 Bank st.
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Rooms, Board, Hotels


BOYS CLUB. Cottage Place-Nice
noomA swimming pool. all home
cooking. Reception rcofnA Mod
crate prices.
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Automobiles
Nesv Car Dealers
Automobiles For Sale

AT FITZPATRICK'S
1889 Dodge Sedan
1889 Plymouth Sedan
1885 Dodge Sedan
2-1937 Buick Sedans
CAS- others
487 Meadow st. Dial 4-94S7
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pnAD CEpUICE Dial
OA1AS 3-24l4
JoE's TIRE SHOP, PAL North Main.
a Service Stations. Repairing

FOR QUICK SERVICE on Tires and
Batteries call 3-5905. Batteries re-
charged, Soc: fats fixed 35c: road
service Csc. Somna Auto Supply
234 East Main st.
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Cleaning and DyeIng
Rooms, Board, Hotels
Rooms To Let

Two-Furnished rooms, AS Meadow
st. Heat. hot water, gas and cleo
tricity furnished. 500 weekly
Phone 4-4l63. Mr.. Angle.
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Carp Is Badge of Audacity for the
Boys in Japan; Steamers Old Custom

japanese youths recently cele-
brated the Boys festival, under
the aegis of carp, their badge of
audacity. The carp Is seen as the
embodiment of manly virtues, it's
holiness seen when it leaps wa
terfall It's unfinching resignation
in the face of death is observed
when it is laid on the carving board
and touched with the fiat of the
knife-it stops wriggling.
In every house where there is a
boy, the parents attach at the end
Of long pole in the garden, or to
the roof Of the house, balloonlike
carp made Of cotton or silk, and
black, yellow or red in color, which
the wind fills out, making it swim
in the air, according to an authority.
One carp is hoisted for each son:
a large one, perhaps Is feet or more
in length, for the eldest; others
smaller, and quite tiny one if
there is a baby boy in the family.
This custom Of flying carp
streamers began more than $50
years ago as an expression Of rival
ry on the part Of the common folk
against the armed classes who
used to display outside their dwell
ings war streamers, lances, long
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-19
SERIAL FICTION-
She Painted Her Face
a stony o. love and Intrigue BY D0RNFoRD YATES

long. for the turret adjoined the cas-
tie, yet was complete in itself. An
electric light was burning where
passage and stairway met, thus
lighting the steps up and down as
well as the passage itself.
! leaned against the wall and
heaved a sigh of relief. Harp or
no harp, I had gained the position
/ sought, and Winter and / between
us commanded Elizabeth's suite.
If
And there I heard girl laugh
q stifed, mischievous laugh
i. to tell me she knew I was there.
It was Elsa, Of course. knew
that. She must have heard the harp
fall and have left Elizabeth's suite
to see what the matter might be.
And then she had seen the door open
and, probably, me come in.
There was only one thing to be
done.
SIS that you, Elsa?" said, and
stepped to the curling stair.
Looking up, / saw her standing,
point-device as ever, back to the
wall.
Then somebody standing behind
me laid me out.
The first thing that I remember
was Percy Virgil's voice.
AS I lifted my head, he spoke,
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brushed against something unwieldy
and knocked it down.
Now when a man who Is trying
not to be heard knocks over a chair
or a table, it shortens his life. But
when he knocks over such a thing as
Not only was the crash appalling,
but every string Of the. instrument
sounded its liquid note. Indeed, as
/ stood there, trembling, thought
that the dulcet announcement would
never die, and when at last 1t did,
I should have been glad to die with
it, because in all my life never felt
so much abashed. Discovery was,
of course, inevitable. had not only
walked the household: I had de-
clared where / was: for the harp,
like that of the giant in Jack and
the Beanstalk, had lifted up an UNI
mistakable voice.
wiped the sweat from my face
and waited for the sound of men
running and voices raised. Virgil,
no doubt, would come thrusting-to
rub my nose in the desperate mess
had made. Ibegan to try to pre-
pare some hating explanation
which was not beneath contempt !.
do not know how long / stood
still, but as the moments went by,
yet nobody came, ! began to dare to
believe that was to be spared. The
silence which I had shattered was
absolute as ever: no faintest indi-
cation Of movement came to my
ears. And at last. knew was
saved. For some extraordinary rea-
son, no one was coming to answer
the call of the harp.
Expecting to be discovered and
put to shame, I had, of course, re-
linquished my delicate enterprise:
but now there was plainly no rea-
son why ! should withdraw, provid-
ed that on my way back, when my
watch was done, / set up the harp
again by the light of the dawn. So
I ventured to hold on my course.
Before / had covered six feet, l
touched the door Of the turret to
which I was trying to come
Now ! had expected the staircase
to be in darkness: but the moment
/ opened the door, / knew that a
light was burning beyond the oak.
For a moment ! found this strange.
Then remembered that had left
lights burning on the staircase with
in the tower and decided that the
practice was natural where danger
Gus steps were serving private
room.
took the key from the lock,
stepped across the threshold and
closed the door.
was now in q little. stone pas
sage which ran through the castle
wall and gave directly on to the tur-
ret-stair: the wall being four feet
thick. the passage was four feet
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. Dorniosd yaiss

into three bays by two Of the stair
case-turrets with which the castle
was served. And the first Of these,
/ knew, was Elizabeth's OWL had
seen her come out of its door at a
quarter past eight.
Using the greatest caution, I left
the magnificent staircase and stole
to the gallery's doors. Happily,
these were open, but here the dark
ness was thick, so I put to the
doors behind me and drew my
torch. And there my luck went out,
for the torch found to be useless.
It was dead.
Now could, of course, have gone
back: but, since Winter needed his
torch, it meant going back or send
ing him back to my room: so l
made up my mind to 60 on, be-
cause, though should have liked it.,
I could tread upon Virgips toes
without seeing his face.
The gallery seemed broader than
I had thought, but at length I was
touching the curtains, which had
been drawn. At once I turned to
the left, for now / had found the
windows, I had to do no more than
follow their line along. And be-
cause had my bearings, perhaps
/ moved with less care than should
have shown. In any event, had
almost come to the door, when l
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and a gag was clapped into my
mouth-a pad of sweet-smelling
silk, which I afterwards found was
one Of my lady's chemises, fresh
from some drawer. When tried to
sit up, / found that my hands were
not free. My wrists were strapped
tight together, behind my back.
was still too dazed to make any
useful effort, so I laid my head
back on the stone and closed my
eyes, determined to stay where
was till my strength and my senses
came back, for though I could not
think straight, knew that l needed
them both as never before. For a
moment I seemed to be swaying, al
though I was lying still Then
somebody made me sit up and
pushed my head forward and down
Then water was poured on
my head and down the back Of my
neck
1t was that that cleared my brain,
and though my head was aching,
from that time on I was healthy in
body and mind.
] lifted my head and looked round.
I was sitting in the passage, Just
clear of the turret-stair. Percy Vir-
gil was sitting on the stair, q step
or two up. And man who knew
must be Elgar was standing in the
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CHAPTER TX

Whilst ! changed, ! gave Winter
his orders. These were, in short, to
pass the night on the landing,
watching the door which gave to
Elizabeth's suite.
"If anyone tries to enter, put your
torch on his face and hold him up.
The door may be opened for him;
but don't like Elsa's face, and he's
not to 60 in. When you've got him,
lift up your voice and shout my
name, and I'll be with you before
you know where you are. shall be
in the staircase-turret, closely
watching the other door Of her Ia
dyship's rooms"
"And if you want me, sir?" said.
Winter.
'I'll call her ladyship. She'll let
me through her suite and on to the
stair. / don't think anything will
happen, and, but for Elsa, I'd tell
you to go to bed. But it's thanks to
me that she is inside that suite, so
it's up to me to see that she does
no HARM"
And there I remembered Elgar,
the man for whom Virgil had called
when we had escaped from the tow
er. had learned from Elizabeth
that he was Virgil's chauffeur and
was as much trusted by his master
as he was distrusted by everyone
else at Brief.
But when ! mentioned his name
''He's away just now" said VIM
Ter, with Mr.. Virgil's car. There's
q knock in the engine or something
they can't get right"
$50 much the BETTER" said I, and
spoke as thought.
And that, think, shows how Ill
equipped was to deal with man
of virgil's capacity, for should at
once have suspected the absence
Of his chauffeur and car. But am
ashamed to say that it did not oc-
cur to me that, il there is work Of
q certain kind to be done, the lug
ger will take an cffing, instead Of
staying in port. Be that as it may,
read the danger-signal as being
q piece Of good news: then ! took
up my pistol and torch, and we left
the tower.
To post Winter took but mo-
ment; and then was treading the
steps down which I had knocked
the servant six days before. My
shoes were rubber-soled, and /
made no sound, but, as ! have said
before. the well Of the staircase was
Lit, and the first floor. to which /
was going, was very much better
illumined than was the landing
above. Still. there were shadows
enough about, and I carefully kept
to them.
As luck would have it, knew the
whole Of my way. ! was not going
down to the hall: was bound for
the picture-gallery, where we had
gathered that evening, before din
ner was served. This lay upon the
first floor-a fine, long room. and
It's range Of windows was broken
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II Few =
Is Little y
GSrnilesA
sMUGGLER!

With q portfolio under his arm,
a diplomat passing through the Gus
toms at Dover endeavored to walk
past the official.
Excuse me, sir" said the officer,
respectfully, "but have you declared
that case?"
''No," was the reply. "I'm travel
ing under diplomatic privileges, and
these are important dispatches.
"Well," answered the customs Of
ficer, sthe neck of one of your
dispatches is sticking out of the
case"
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PHOTOGRAPHY
Congressional Misuse

One of the outstanding misuses
of the Congressional Record took
place in the spring of 1892 when
five congressman took five days to
read into it a full-length book,
"Protection or Free Trader" by
Henry George, and then, at cost
Of five-eighths Of a cent copy,
had 100000 of the sections re-
printed, bound and mailed, with
out cost to themselves, to their
constituents. Collier's.
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CHAPTER vIII-Continued


swell, we'll" said Herrick. Sand
who ever heard Of two guests abus-
ing their host at table until he's
carried away and then getting down
to his brandy and having rubber
of bridge? You know it's blasphe-
NOUS. I don't believe the Borgias
ever did that. And I'll lay lii Per-
cey's got ear-ache. Three swine to
one pearl "
/ forgot what answer / made, but
I know / sent Winter to bed and,
after two or three minutes, went up
to my room. But ! did not intend
to sleep: for the pearl" was out
of my sight.
I had seen her into her suite 20
minutes before. I trusted to see
her come out in a little less than
eight hours. But I had no faith in
Elsa, and-Virgil had his back to
the wall. Had there been but one
door to her suite, would have slept
across it. But there were four doors
to her suite, and one was outside.
I could not so much as watch them:
Argus himself could have watched
but one at time.
took off my coat and lighted a
cigarette
AS I threw the match out Of the
window, somebody knocked at my
door. -
was at the oak in a flash, to
find Winter standing without, with a
key in his hand.
81 forgot to tell you, sir" He en-
tered and shut the door. "You gave
me this key and told me to lock up
the Rolls. Her doors, ! mean. But
I 'aven't been able to, because this
isn't the key"
" Isn't the key?'" I said, frown-
ing, and with that ] took it out Of
his hand.
SIT isn't, indeed, sir. tried 1t
again and again."
"But :"
And there stopped dead-with
my eyes on the key I was holding
between my finger and thumb.
Winter was right. This was not
the key of the Rolls. Although she
did not know it, Elizabeth Virgil
had the key Of the Rolls. had
handed it to her on Friday, with the
rest of her things. It was now, per-
haps, under her pillow. But this was
her master key =. that fitted all
five of her locks.
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handled scimitars and other arms.
The burghers, who could make no
show Of arms but were none the less
concerned for the welfare of their
male children, are said to have hit
upon the idea Of hosting paper
carp, which, If not exactly awe
inspiring, could be made in any
dimensions and therefore be more
imposing than anything in the sa-
murai's armory.
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Birth Of the ..Marseillaise''

There is a popular story that the
inspiring "Marseillaise" was writ
ten as the result Of a burst Of pa
triotism. Actually, the song seems
to have been written not at Mar
settles, but at Strasbourg as result
Of the mayor complaining that there
was no real marching song for the
troops. Rouget de Isle composed
the words, but doubt exists as to the
composer of the music, says Pear
sons London Weekly. 'The Mar
seillaise" was first played at a re-
view of the Garde Rationale on
April 20, 1892, and first achieved
fame when sung by the Republican
troops that assaulted the Tuileries q
few months later.
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Has That Effect

"Some people thirst after fame,
others after wealth, others after
love-" said the romantic young
man, with a sigh.
The object of his affections was
not in the same mood, however.
"And there is something all peo-
pie thirst AFTER" she said.
sYes?" asked the lover, eagerly.
'Salt fish," was the crushing re.
ply,
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Il Shouldn't Matter!

"Say, what do you call this?" de-
manded the petulant customer Of
the waitress. ''Is it beef or mutt
TONI"
"Can't you tell?" she asked.
'No, I can'tl"
"Well, then," said the waitress.
"why worry about it,"