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The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28
LARRIVEE.PAsZEL

Arastasia Nanette Pastel of
Prospect street, Union City, daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Paszel
and Lawrence Arthur Larrivee, son
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Hubert Larrivee, Of
Montoe road were married in 9
pretty wedding Saturday morning
at st. Hedwig's church, Union City
Rev. -Stanislaus Nalewajk, pastor
united the couple in marriage and
celebrated the nuptial mass which
followed.
The brides attendants included
her sister, Miss Genevieve Pastel,
who was maid of honor; Miss Grace
Larriyee of Waterbury, sister of the
bridegroom, and Miss Lois Gam
berdella of Waterbury, the latter
two being bridesmaids.
Leo Larrivee, of Waterbury, BROTH
er Of the bridegroom, served as
best man and Victor Larson and
Charles Budrus, both Of Waterbury,
were ushers. Miss Barbara Bucks of
Darien, niece of the bridegroom, was
flower girl, and Donald Larrivee,
nephew Of the bridegroom, was ring
bearer. The bride was given In mar
rage by her father.
The bride was attractively attired
in a white duchess satin gown, with
a long circular train. The gown had
a v neckline and a fitted girdle
waist, and was studded with pearl
beads. 1t had long fitted sleeves and
the shoulders were full. Her skirt
flared from the fitted waistline
She wore finger-tip length veil Of
silk illusion tulle, a Juliet cap trim
med with orange blossoms. She car
ried in pra; erbook three orchids
and q streamer Of lilies Of the val
ley.
The maid Of honor wore a blue
satin gown with high neckline,
short puffed sleeves and her gown
was fitted at the waistline. Her
skirt was widely flared and from
the back OF the waistline there was
blouse hustle back. She wore q
juliet cap of braided satin to match
her gown, and shoulder-length veil
of silk tulle. She carried pom pom;
and chrysanthemums.
The bridesmaids were attired sim.
ilarly to the maid of honor except
that their gowns were of peach-col.
ored satin. They carried similar
flowers.
The mother Of the bride wore 9
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

Provisional members Of the Wa
seybury Junior league who have COM
TED q training course conducted
the League win be welcomed into
the league at Q tea being given this
afternoon ct the waterbury club.
Previous TO the meeting the board
Of managers and committee chair
man win hold q brief gathering with
the provisional members to instruct
them On their duties as league menu
bers.
Sustaining members win join the
group later as tea guests at which
time they win meet the provision
ais.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28
ELTON CONTRACT CLUB

Top scorers in the Friday after
noon session of the Elton Contract
club conducted by Mrs. William
Sherman Smith were: Mrs. E. o
Hess and Mrs. Louis Schmidt, So;
Mrs. Frank Driscoll and Mrs. H
Laudemann, 48 1-2 and East and
West, Mrs. Clark Gould and Mrs
Leslie Stevens, IS IL and Mrs
Charles Petitjean and Mrs. Louis
Bowler, 40.
The standing to date is as follows:
Schmidt Hess, 1872; Sin
caster, 357 1-2 and Carlson Cottiero
365 and Petitjean-B Bowler, 1853.
In yesterday afternoons session
top scorers were: Mrs. w. B. Hersey
and Mrs. S. M. Main, 81 and Mrs
Peter German and Mrs. John Ivory
81 1-2.
Last evenings session was held
with the following players making
high scores: Alfred Goldman anc
Walter Gerapghty, IS and I. w
Chapman and Peter Gagnon, SO 1-2
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28
DECEMBER

Dec. 2-Gents Of the Hill dinner
dance, Shells Chateau.
Dec. 2-Fogeia auxiliary dinner
dance, The Elton.
Dec. 7-Social Debs club dinner
dance, Three Cups inn.
Dec. = = Mt. Carmel glee club
show, Mount Carmel hall.
Dec. = and Sour Town, Civic
theater play, Women's club.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28
Contract Bridge
CORNELL CONTRACT CLUB

Winners in the Monday afternoon
session of the Cornell Contract
club conducted by Mrs John G
Moriarty were: Mrs. James Duncan
and Mrs. Ralph Crane, Sc 1-2;
Mrs. James Bolger and Mrs. Louis
Schmidt, 500 1-2; Mrs. George Bo-
Ian and Mrs. Frederick Bell, $40;
Mrs. Louis Lougee and Mrs. Edward
Clark. SIG.
Top scorers In yesterdays session
were: North and South: Lougee-
Clark, 81; Duncan-Crane, "a; and
East and West :Driscoll- Hathaway
81 and Byars- Council, SO.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

Congressman J. Joseph Smith and
Mrs. Smith will be guests at the
wedding of Miss Regina Clark Of
Philadelphia and Congressman
James Patrick McGranery Of Phil
adelphia which takes place to-
morrow morning at st. James
Church In Philadelphia. The two
Congressman resided together In
Washington during the session last
year. Mr.. Smith will be q member
Of the bridal party.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

Doris Di Lorenzo, Thelma Barone.
and Marion Rock.
The next meeting will be held ct
the home Of Miss Connie Minervini
Of Oak street.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28
Miss Doris PheIan Is
rendered Shotver

Miss Doris Phelan Of Marlboro
street was the recipient Of many
beautiful gifts at a shower givef,
in her honor by Mrs. James Phelan,
Mrs. Joseph Phelan, Theresa Your
chyk, and Miss Agnes Phe!an at the
home Of Mrs. James Phelar Of Mer-
iden road.
Her guests were: Mrs. William
Phelan, Mrs. John Mcmahon, Mrs
Lewis Rein, Mrs. Edward Skehan,
Mrs. Michael Carroll, Mrs. Frances
Maher, Mrs. Leo Maher, Mrs. John
Sigatti, Mrs. Loyer, Mrs. Robillard,
Mrs. Patrick ONeill, Mrs. Lasky,
Mrs. John Murphy, Mrs. Meehan,
Mrs. John Cavanaugh, Mrs. Dumas,
Mrs. Fred Taggett, Mrs. Robert Lam
caster, Mrs. Charles Taylor, Mrs.
John Caputo, Mrs. Joseph Harry,
Mrs. George Pavlik, Mrs. Tambu-
relic, Mrs. Lena Mellette, Mrs. Jean
Mccarthy, Mrs. Lucunne Chase,
Mrs. Catherine Ryan, Mrs. Michael
Swiderski, Mrs Helen williams, Mrs.
Robert Carroll, Mrs. Evelyn Teresa,
Mrs. Art Fernandez, Misses Dora
Phelan, Veronica Phelan, Phyllis
Phelan, Emily Honick, Olga Hudo-
benko, Mary Tamburello, Rita Nc
Corrick, Pauline Willette, Elizabeth
Grady, Arlene Taggett, Ann David,
Helen David, Connie Mineivini, Mary
Riccardi, Ruth Brennan, Kathleen
Carroll Francis Maher, Barbara
HONG, Betty Phelan, Tessie Your
chyk, Mrs. Joseph Phelan, Mrs.
James Phelan and Miss Agnes
Phelan. Miss Doris Phelan will be-
come the bride Of John Sigatti on
December 2.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank s. Graziano
were honored at party given Sat-
urday evening at their home on
Warner street, Oakville, by their
three children, Miss Anna Grail
ano, Daniel and Joseph Graziano
The occasion marked their silver
wedding anniversary. Guests pres
ent were Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Graz
iano, Mr.. and Mrs. Romeo Amicone
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank LaVine, Mr.
and Mrs. Michael D'Amico, Mr.. and
MIS-. Rocco Stance, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Stance, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Stance, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Stance,
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph CasSulo, Mr.
and Mrs. Daniel MARITIME, Mr.. and
Mrs. Albert Genua, Mr.. and Mrs
Albert Genua, Mr.. and Mrs. G. Fam
iglietti, Mr.. and Mrs. p. Famiglietti
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Paternoster
Mr.. and Mrs. Anthony Guerrero
Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Cassulo, Mr.
and Mrs. John Cassotta, Mr.. and
Mrs. D. Durante, Mr.. and Mrs. l.
Mobile, Mrs. r. Nordoia, Misses
Theresa, Alice and Angelina Rose
Florence Amicone, Josephine D.
AMIGO, Vera LaVine, Angelina La
Vine, Jennie LaVine, Dora, jose
phine and Anna Stance, Rose, jose
phine and Louise Cassulla, Anna
DeNara, Lillian Baptiste, Grace and
Esther Cassotta, Theresa and jose
phine Guerrero, Mary Rose, Gloria
and Dolores Stance, Anna Graziano
Mary and Dora Nordoia,
Daniel and Joseph Graziano, JOS
eph Rose, Pasquale Rose, Pasquale
Rose, Jr., Frank and Matteo Rose
Joseph Famiglietti, Thomas DAM
leo, Michael D,Amico, Michael D.
AMIGO, Jr., Francis D'Amico, John
and Michael Stance, Charles Cas-
sullo, John Baptiste, Anthony Cas-
sofia, Michael Paternoster, Donate
Guerrero and Michael Nordoia.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

The weekly meeting of the Col
leens Sorority was held at the home
of Doris Truelove of Thomaston
avneue on Friday evening. A lunch
was served. Those attending were
Marjorie Seery, Helen Walsh, Dor
othy Moriarty, Ruth Tucker, Doris
Tucker and Doris Truelove
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

Mrs. Mae Tourangeau was host
ess at a birthday party at her
home on East Liberty street re-
Gently IN honor of Miss Eloise
Book. The latter was given q
varied assortment of gifts from
the GUEST who included Mrs.
Evelyn Despins, Mrs. Angelina
Rosanelli, Mrs. Winifred Cronin,
Mrs. Stasia Fallon, Mrs. Minnie
Jones, Mrs. Nettie Moore, Mrs.
Lima Mansfield, Mrs. Audrey AL
gren, Mrs. Eleanor McElroy, Lena
Gugliotti, Mrs. Sadie Grove, Mrs.
Walter Sonderegger. Mrs. Selma
Griffin, Mrs. Katherine Kier"c,
Mrs. Clara Rochetti, Mrs. Rose
Marinotti, Mrs. Jennie Ippolito,
Mrs. Christine Globedanz, Mrs. Lo-
retta MERCER, Mrs. Sara Nc
CURE, Mrs. j oseph Ciccarelli,
Mrs. Mary Tobin, Mrs. Catherine
Lynch, Misses Helen Valonis, Jen-
ME DiPietro, Ann Dunn, Rose
Stango and z aCronadwCss IF h
Statngo and Edna Grove.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

University Of Chicago-Miss Mae
Dzubay. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Peter Dzubay, Of Is Grown st., has
been pledged TO Delta Sigma, wo-
mems social organization at the
University Of Chicago. Miss Dzubay
Is q graduate of Crosby High school,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28
Weddings
Coming Events
NOYEAEBER

Nov. Bachelors dinner dance
at Waterbury Country club.
Nov. ss-Alice D. Bond. lecturer.
Women's club. az
Nov. 29-Sacred Heart n. 8. alum
nae formal dance, The Elton.
Nov. 29-Court Verdi anniversary
program, Liberty hall.
Nov. 30 - Alpha Hi-Y victory
dance, Central Y. M. O. A.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-28

The weekly meeting Of the Gam
ma Sigma Tau sorority was held al
the home Of Miss Marion Rock Of
Oak street.
After the business meeting, enter
tainment was enjoyed and q de.
licious luncheon was served.
Those present were Shirley Morse
Mary Cimaglio. Janice Cimaglio
Dorothy Rosato. Connie Minervini
Henderson daily dispatch., 1939-10-23

Distributed by King Features Syndicate Inc
Henderson daily dispatch., 1939-10-23
Barclay On Bridge

stuck in 2-Spades. South now real
lied that his original diamond bid
had put him in an awkward situa-
ton The best he could do was to
bid 3-Hearts.
North realized the logic of this
reverse" bid as an almost abso-
lutte force. but could not find a
sound way to answer To raise
what seemed like a four-card suit
while holding only three hearts
was not good A diamond raise
seemed out of the question. also a
re-bid of the four-card club suit,
anG 3-No Trumps did not seem
reasonable without a spade stop
per. So he passed and a game was
missed
Henderson daily dispatch., 1939-10-23
ti,iW EQUAL LENGTH

18th TWO five-card suits,
oh as Spades and Hearts.
..,earrs and Diamonds. or Dia-
01onds and Clubs. your first bid
.suould invariably be the higher
1anking one. To show the lower
ranking suit first and then the
higher is to indicate that the
lower one is longer and the higher,
therefore. shorter Most of the
time such bidding proclaims only
a four card holding in the suit you
bid second, and warns your part
ner not to risk a raise unless he
has four cards himself.
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
PROGRESS COMES FROM
INDIVIDUAL ENTERPRISE

Paul Garrett, General Motors director
of public relations, in recent speech
before the 35th annual convention of the
Advertising Federation of America,
demonstrated a point it is well to con-
slider in this day of groups-for-this and
unions-for-that and associations-for-the
other-thing
Said Mr.. Garrett, in part:
".. down through histroy every con-
tribution to better living and better
thinking has come from the sacrifices
and labors and enterprise of some de-
voted individual.
=. it was Pasteur and not medical
association that gave us the theory of
bacteria.
=. it was Lindbergh and not COM
mittee that flew the ocean.
:. it was Ford and not a planning
board that applied mass production.
it was Bell and not scientific
society that enabled us to send the voice
around the world.
e.. it was Burbank and not horti-
cultural commission that made the plant
serve a thousand new uses.
it was Berlin and not the mus-
clans union that wrote Alexander's Rag
time Band
it was Kettering and not the
League to Fix Cars so-Anybody- Can
drive-One that put a self starter on auto
mobiles.
. it was some man with an idea and
not the Anna lgamated Association of Per-
ishable Food Purveyors that gave us the
hot dog industry.
Look everywhere to the things worth
while. Not one of them was created for
our use by group, but each by some in
spired man.
"You need only a few Lindberghs, Ket-
terings and Fords, and not everyone can
be genius. But remember we would not
have any of these things were it not for
opportunity.
Let us never give up whatever it is
we have that stirs man individually to
greater effort"
Mr.. Garrett was speaking before a
group of advertising men, but his re-
marks apply equally to every one of us,
and especially should be dinned into the
ears of those who have come to believe
that, to live at all, it is necessary to join
a union, or an association or society.
Individuality cannot perish if progress
is to continue.
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
OUR SYMPATHIES AND
OUR NEUTRALITY ACT
lOroVIIIe MeTcuTN-KeEIsIerl

Sympathies Of the United States are
presumed 10 be predominantly with Brit
ain and France IN this world emergency.
This suppoSition naturally follows from
the fact that i'm those countries personal
liberty still Is preserved much as il ex-
lists here in striking contrast with condi-
tionS where the dctators prevail and
from the memory that they were our
allies during the World war.
There is additional reason for our SYM
pathies in the fact that if the dctators
should enforce their will upon Europe
and thereby gain greatly in power, they
could be expected to turn their attention
to the one remaining great democracy
and harasS us through South America or
some other location hard to defend.
As things now stand we could not be
of any assistance to our former allies.
hard pressed though they might be. We
could not sell munitions to them no mat
ter how sympathetic we might become.
although we could continue to sell muni-
tlonS to Japan, country that certainly
does not have our sympathieS An odd
situation. that.
The reason for it is our present neutral
ity law, which specifies that we may not
sell war munitions to a country at war.
Undoubtedly there would be declarations
of war covering the European situation.
Japan, however. has rot declared war on
China, so the act does not apply there.
In case of war now in Europe. Ger
many could obtain munitions and other
supplies from Russia, her new ally. Much
as they would need our supplies, France
and Britain could not buy them from us.
The president has indicated that in
case of war in Europe he will call con-
gress into special session to enact a new
neutrality law. This presumably will
provide that we may sell munitions to
any country who will come and get them,
paying for them in cash. This would
enable us to sell to Britain and France,
who will control the seas.
The neutrality title would be a mis-
nomer, to be sure. To enact it at this
time would not be a neutral action. That
is the reason the president so greatly
wished it to be enacted at the recent ses-
sion of congress. He believed that if
enacted then it would serve as a warn
ing to Germany and Italy not to go too
far, whereas if enacted after war is de-
clared it has no preventive effect, yet
practically will place us in the war
except for soldiers with guns in their
hands 1t was deemed by him, and rightly,
that it would be better to place the L. S.
on record as to its attitude before war
was declared than after Yet isolation
lists in congress thought otherwise, and
as result our position will not be so
satisfactory as it might have been.
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
LABOR's DANGER

Labor, in the political ascendency for
six years, is steering a dangerous course.
Labor has received far more in the
nature of laws and rules in the last six
years than anyone would have expected
a decade ago. Labor has been entitled
to its advances. 1t is entitled to the right
of collective bargaining. 1t would be diff
ficult to defend any course which at
tempted to remove from employees the
right to protest against unjust conditions.
Americans as a whole sympathize with
the cause of legitimate labor organiza-
tions.
Labor today, on national fronts, is do
ing much to ALLEVIATE the sympathy it has
won from the public. Senseless strikes
and brutal attempts to organize those
who do not wish to be organized are rap
idly weaving public opinion away from
labor as a group.
1t is not too late for labor leaders to
adopt a sensible course, to favor media
tion in all disputes, to look at the other
fellows side of the question, and to at
tempt wherever possible to avoid destruc-
tion and damage. If labor does not do
these things, it may find itself an out
law, with years required to win back to
its present standing. Nobody should like
to see that
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30

superintendent Ot ScnoolS IN your
city and ask him if you can get
vocational guidance there. In many
cities. you won't be able to get it.
The idea is new. But some such
guidance is needed and some day
it will be a regular feature of every
high school and college.
The United States government
also will help YOU find out what
you are best fitted for. II has pre-
pared 10 guidance leaflets on pro-
feSsional careers, and will send
one 10 YOU for a nickle. Address
Superintendent of Documents,
Government Printing Office, Wash
ngton ID. C." Here are 10 Ca
reers on which it will inform you:
Law. Medicine. Dentistry Journ-
alLsm. Librarianship. Architect
ure. Civil Engineering Mechanical
Engineering. Pharmacy. Nursing.
Forestry. Music. Veterinary med
icine. Chemistry and Chemical
Engineering. Art Home econom-
les. Optometry Osteopathy.
Here is an example of how a
vocational counselor can help. A
distressed mother took her son
Johnny to the Adult Guidance
Service, in New York He stayed
in the waiting room while she talk
ed to the counselor. She told wha.
was wrong with Johnny. Just about
everything He was a poor student;
he wouldn't study, IN fact was al
most at the bottom Of his class. He
was making such a poor showing
that he was developing an inferior
ity complex.
The counselor understood such
cases, and gave the boy a voca-
tional test. He found the boy was
studying Latin: that he had about
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
A MAN HAS HIS RIGHTS
Riverside Press)

(RlVerSlde PreSS)
Chinese in America naturally feel
strongly about the war in China, and
their efforts to back up their countrymen
in resisting the japanese invasion are in
general admirable.
But in Cleveland a Chinese has been
found murdered. Others have complain
ed that they were taken before courts"
tried" and beaten when their contribu-
tions to "the cause" fell off. Whether
these things resulted from war zeal is
not yet shown.
But it seems clear that general appli
cation of any such tactics will ALLEVIATE
good feeling toward the Chinese cause.
1t is true that such tactics remind one of
what happened to Americans who were
suspected Of being slow to buy Liberty
Bonds in 1918, but nevertheless it is true
that even the best cause suffers by abuse
in pursuing it.
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
ALE CARNEGIE

as much interest in it as bab-
boon has in the multiplication
table. The test showed an aptitude
for mechanics, which neither the
boy nor his parents suspected. He
lived in a New York apartment,
and never came in contact with
machinery. The parents thought
the counselor foolish when he sug-
gested taking the boy from the
school he attended and putting him
into a school where he could study
auto-mechanics. But the change
was made, and in less than a year
the boy shot ahead until he stood
first in his class.
Another boy couldn'c get job
due to a stoppage in his speech.
The only job he had ever held was
as usher in a theatre. The boy
was brought to counselor, who
studied his case and astonished the
parents by saying the boy should
have a job as a salesman. They
sent him to an expert who correct
ed his speech defect, and a try-ous
job was secured selling office sup
plies. The young man made good !!
If he hadn't had the vocational
advice he would never in the world
have become a salesman, and would
probably have been failure all his
life. So, by all means, put down
Rule Number 3. ut may change
your whole life. Tomorrow, look
for Rule Number 4.
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
Willis Thorntons Editorial on:
Let Us Think Clearly and Calmly While We Can

Whatever happens in Europe, and
II would be hardy man who
would make any guesses at this
moment, there are certain courses
for the United States about whose
wisdom there can be no doubt
War or no war. Europe Is driving
the Americas in upon themselves.
Those in both North and South
America who favored a sort of a
world alliance of democracies in
cluding primarily Russia. have walk
ed up TO find Russia suddenly on
cordial terms with its announced
enemy. Germany. and quite as
ready to appease her with Poland
as Chamberlain ever was TO appease
her with czechoslovakia. Those
who disliked Franco in Spain be-
cause Of his close links with Ger
many and Italy have seen him
abandon overnight his "Anti-Com-
munist Axis" friends.
All have seen treaties torn up.
alliances repudiated. Is years of
propagandistic assertions thrown
overheard In a moment for the sake
OF immediate advantage. Surely the
faith Of all Americans in the large
scale politics of Europe must be
shaken TO the core.
In such a case what Is an Amer
lean 10 think7 The only answer
seems to be: Nothing, until the
situation jells into something that
can be understood.
In the meantime. We have tasks
before US which are obviously ours
no matter what happens in Europe
We must unite regardless OF fac
tion, politics, race. creed. or class.
behind every sincere and promising
effort 10 solve our overhanging un-
employment and business problem.
The fate Of oisunited and factiona!
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
Bruce Cation in Washington
Disseets the News

to the plight of Millviile. itiis
was a industry city. Its fac-
tory migrated south and left the
city stranded, with an annual hec
income of $4,000 and an annual
outgo of $4,000. -...---# --=..
Miliville today IS run BY state
commission. The governor signs
the checks that pay its costs. 1t Is
a net liability to the state treasury.
Only one other municipality
Mashpee-is as badly off as that
Several others, including some
good-sized cities, are in only
slightly better condition.
Thus, as the governor sees IT,
real economy in the state govern
ment depends on industrial recovery
which would create jobs, tighten
the relief load, and increase the
states income. And recovery. ne
believes, is national problem
which can be solved only by the
national administration. -.,.#
u think business men today
have a feeling of uncertainty" he
says. The individual doesn't see
the future far enough ahead to
have confidence"
Governor Saltonstall is in spot
to shine by contrast with his pred
eccesors. and his integrity and de-
termination are not questionable.
There is considerable complaint,
however-some of it from sources
very friendly to him-that when
he undertook to cut down the
state payrolls he permitted alto
gether too many party henchmen
to take the places of the men fired.
and that he failed to exercise suf-
ficient firmness with the legislature
in the matter of reducing costs.
Imperial Valley press., 1939-08-30
Barbs-

A COW jumped astride the hood
of a car cruising an Idaho high
way. And we thought only the In
dams were dangerous out there.
A Montana imbiber contributed
a dollar to the police radio fund
after paying his fine for drunken
ness. He evidently hadn't sobered
up yet.
The way she has been losing the
decisions in most of her recent
skirmishes China is doing right to
pursue a war strategy of avoiding
decisive battles.
A Rhode Island baby dimes on
steaks and pork chops. SO the de-
preston is really lifting in New
England.
A woodWorker carved statue of
a WPA workman out of maple. He
is merely carrying out the popular
conception of what WPA workmen
are made of.
If China and Japan will only
follow the Nazi-Soviet example, we
might get our Chinese laundryman
to start washing our silk shirts
again.
Doctors say it is hard on babies
if you sing them to sleep with
monotonous lullabies. Not half as
hard as 1t is on the neighbors.