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The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
DAUGHTER BORN TO
MR.. AND MRS. KORFUS

Announcements were received IN
Yesterdays MALL of the birth at Gle
Elum, Wash. where they live. of a.
baby girl to Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob
Korfus on June 26th. Their second
child, the little miss was named
Lois Mae; Mrs. Korfis was formerly
'<'es Mildred Shafer of Douglas.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
DEL FETIS HERE ! e.
ON SHORT VISIT

Del Felt, General Paint Cor
poration representative, who makes
about three trips a year to Alaska
frer1l his Seattle headquarters, ar
rived in Juneau over the Fourth,
bringing Mrs. Felt with him.
5 The well known couple are guests
at the Baranof Hotel and will be
in Juneau for a few days before
continuing to the Westward.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
MINING MEN THROUGH

Auge Hansen and Chauncey 6i-
dell, old-timers from the vii low
Greek country, are passengers on
the Aleutian, returning to the dig
gings after mentioning Outside. Mr..
Lidell is millman at the Lucky
Shot mine and Hansen has his own
quartz property near Lucky Shot
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
5HAlllHoN |. MINES
FIRM INCORPORATED

shailiston Mines, inc, was in
corporated today by an Alaskan
and two Outsiders to mine in the
vicinity of Nome.
The firm, with a capitalization of
$250,000, was incorporated by
Charles 2. Shallft OF Nome, Simon
j. Lasker of st. Paul, Minnesota,
and Keith Werner Of Eau Claire,
Wis. sE ffsszssss-s se
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
FOREST Chief TO- ~
RETURN TOMORROW

r. A. Silcox Chief of the U. S..
Forest Service, his Assistant, r. F.
Harnmatt; ana Regional Forester
p Frank Heintzleman, are due to
fly to Juneau tomorrow from Fair
banks. +
Sflcox and Hanniatt are sailing
on the Baranof Friday to return to
washington, following a six-week
Alaska visit.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
WEATHER SYNOPSIS

The baromeic below through
northwestern Canada,
90 at Dawson High bar omeric prevailed
California westward
triution
pepaion ana from South
generally fair weather
Peninsula Generally fair weather
Generally weather prevailed yesterday throughout
Juneau July s:os am pm
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
BASEBALL TODAY

The following are scores of games
played this afternoon ins the two
major leagues:
National League
st. Louis q; Cincinnati 6.
Brooklyn Z; Philadelphia l.
Chicago S; Pittsburgh 10.
New York IL; Boston Z.
American League
Cleveland /; Chicago 2.
Washington 4; New York 6.
Boston 6; Philadelphia 4.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
WRAY HERE

L. F. Wray. travelling man, is a
Baranof Hotel guest, spending a
few days in Juneau, arriving on the
Aleutian yesterday.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
FROM HAfNEs

Louise Corbett, Haines school
teacher, is guest at the Gastineau
Hotel for a few days visit here.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
THE WEATHER
(By the U. s. Weather Bureau)

Forecast for and Vicinity beginning
tonight Thursday outhery
Southeast Thursday
gentle o moderate southerly
winds along the Co st of the Gulf Of
winds tonight and Thursday from Dixon
Cape Hinchnbrook.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05
CHESTERFIELD MAN HERE

+ E. "A. Knowles. Chesterfield man,
is at the Gastineau Hotel, on his
way south after lengthy tour of
Alaska, coming in from the West
ward over the Fourth.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05

LA PAz. Bolivia, July 5.-Presi-
dent Busch has assumed dictatorial
powers and has dissolved Assembly
which is now in recess.
The Presidents manifesto said
an emergency now exists because
certain political factions are at
tempting to take advantage OF the
situation following the Chaco war
with Paraguay.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-07-05

Approximately 10UuV,000 persons
in the United States play the
piano.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
District c.. A. r.
Will Present Play
To Aid School

The District Society, Children OF
the American Revolution, will pres
ent THE Pringles Go Red" in Pierce
Hall at 8 pm. on February Is
Adapted from a magazine story, the
play has been dramatized by Mrs
Harry Howard, who also is the di-
rector.
Proceeds will be for patriotic ed
ucational work of the chapter which
contributes 500 annually for the
expenses of one of the boys attend
ing the D. A. r. school at Tamassee,
S. c. Mrs. George R. Harrison and
Mrs. c. A. Waldron are in charge
of the ticket sale.
Music will be furnished by the
orchestra of the Potomac Society
and the cast will include the fol-
lowing: Miss Mildred Carter Sher-
man, junior president of the Capt.
tai society; Miss Annie Clark Has
sell, Gov. Thomas Welles Society;
Jennifer Williams, junior president
1t. John Shaw Society; Ann Carter
Harriet Lothrop Society; Joan Marie
Thomas, Dominic Doll Society; Rob-
ert Mason De Shazo, Junior presi-
dent, Potomac Society; Graham
Smallwood. Junior president. Gov
Thomas Welles Society; Hobart
Evening star., 1939-02-06
By the Way
Continued From Page B-3)
exactly the ade Bambi N1cKenna Nancy
Macdonald and Baker.

hat exactly the shade) Bamb McKenna Nancy
Ordway Macdonald and Larry Baker.
Clement marvellous cocktail
they asked of friends their
and O
looking petite and chic simple
black with diamond clips and her daughter the
lovely Mariana, also black with jewels
black rok hat with fox
black with souache braid
that of comnenbck with
pale gold silky feathers waving from the
included Count Countess Nase in sedn black
and vei Marian Warburg all black
Werlich Mrs du Bose
Countess Rober Mr. and
HWes and his house
Roitho James MITCHELL r Mrs Higgins
Boiling Mr. and Mrs Snowden
Howard Capt and Mrs Theodore
Wiknson Walah Merriam
Biond
Miller Keith Officer
left last night for two weeks
following from the State Depart
understand has always been sincerely interested in
Airways dividing Washington.
Benech left yesterday
a weeks Central America.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Pen WOnen'S
Dinner Set
Tonight
Past President and
Charter Members
To Be HOnOred

The District of Columbia League
of American Pen Women will OBJ
serve past presidents night" to-
night with a dinner at the Grafton
Hotel at 6:45 O'Clock, followed by
ceremonies honoring the six past
national presidents and the three
living charter members.
Those to be honored are Mrs. The
odora Cunningham, Mrs. Victoria
Faber Stevenson, Mrs. Edith King
man Kern, Mrs Annie Wilder, Mrs.
Edna Colman, Mrs. Virginia King
Frye, past president and founder;
Mrs. Emma V. Triepel and Miss
Anna Patten. Mrs. Madelaine
Scharf. daughter of Mrs. Marion
Longfellow ODonohue, one of the
founders, will represent her mother,
Other special guests will include
the president of the national board,
Mrs. Audrey Wurdemann, and Mrs.
Larz Anderson.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Delegates Will Report
At Meeting Tomorrow.

The Department of Government
and Foreign Policy of the Voteless
District League of Women Voters
has arranged an open meeting at
8 pm. tomorrow in the Friends
Meeting House, 2111 Florida ave-
nue. NV, for reports from its dele
gates who attended the Conference
on the Cause and Cure of War.
Taking part in the discussion will
be Mrs. w. E. Caine, Mrs. M. O.
Lorenz, Mrs. Ernst Faesch, Mrs. Earl
Smith and Mrs. E. o. Strong.
The program will be divided into
two parts: "A Permanent World
Society" and THE Relation Of Ma
tional Defense to American Foreign
Policy"
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Club Will Meet

The District of Columbia Chevy
Chase Garden Club will meet Feb
ruary 13 at the home of Mrs. Joseph
r. Little, 3109 Cathedral avenue
NV, with Mrs. Hubert S. Peck, Mrs.
Edward S. Holland and Mrs. Elmer
N. Bunting assisting.
Mrs. D. G. Davis will present a
paper on New Varieties in Flowers,
and cut flower arrangements by the
club will be exhibited. Mrs. Paul
Anderson is president of the club.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Big Sisters Entertained
At Luncheon Meeting.

The Big Sisters of the Florence
Crittenton Home were entertained
at luncheon today at the home of
Mrs M. M. McInerney. Co-hostesses
we're Mrs Chester Caywood, Mrs
J. C. Freeland and Mrs. Harold
Anderson.
Mrs. F. M. Kerby presided at the
meeting following the luncheon at
which were present the following
members: Mrs. Richard Danes, Mrs
Ben English, Mrs. j. A. Councillor
Evening star., 1939-02-06

ton, will address the Washington
Club at II am. tomorrow at the
club headquarters on the work OF
the bureau.
Mrs. Louis w. Austin is acting
chairman of the Program Commit
tee in the absence of Mrs. Gilbert
Grosvenor.
Evening star., 1939-02-06

Hanahan Simons. Army and Navy
Society, and Freddy Hornaday, 1t.
Shaw Society.
y 4 X
The Judge Lynn Chapter, D. A. r.
will meet tomorrow night at the
home of Mrs. w. Preston Williams.
Assistant hostesses will be Mrs. FL
wood A. Cobey, Mrs. Marguerite o.
Dent, Mrs: Dorothy Hanson, Mrs.
Miles Engelbach and Miss Virginia
Netherlands.
Evening star., 1939-02-06

Jardine, 1884 P street NV. The guest
speaker will be Miss Florence Arm
strong, editor of the first history of
Alpha Chi Omega. In her talk Miss
Armstrong will recall high lights OF
the early days of the fraternity.
Evening star., 1939-02-06

Mrs. Oliver r. Carr, Mrs. Fred G.
Mitchell, Mrs. H. A. Bowie, Mrs. Don
Johnson, Mrs. J. j. Hasley, Mrs.
Frederick Kummel, Mrs. Casper
Durgin, Mrs. George I. Lynch, Mrs
Fred Coe, Mrs. Horace C. Rawson,
Mrs. Fred Umhau, Mrs. Raymond
Bell, Mrs. j. Francis Moore. Mrs.
c. j. Riggall, Mrs. J. F.. Kelly. Mrs.
Lee Spire and Mrs. A. T. Davenport.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Sorority to Meet

The evening section Of the Wash
ington alumnae Of Alpha Chi
Omega will meet Wednesday at 7:30
pm. at the home of Mrs. James T.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Luncheon.Card Party

The st. James Mothers Club OF
Mount Rainier, Nd, will sponsor
luncheon in the school hall to-
morrow at noon, followed by a card
party at 1:30 pm.
Mrs. Sadie Landolt is chairman
for the luncheon.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
De Bergeroc' Produced

Rostand's "Cyrano de Bergerac,"
has just been produced by the Paris
Comedie- -Francaise for the first
time.
Evening star., 1939-02-06

Assistant +. b. /. Director
Will Speak to Club.
H. H. Clegg, assistant director
of the Federal Bureau of Investiga-
Evening star., 1939-02-06
d. A. r. Membership
Committee to Meet,

Committee to Meet.
The Membership Committee of the
District Daughters of the American
Revolution will meet Thursday at
II am. in Memorial Continental
Hall. Mrs. Roger Williams is chair
man.
DR.. Luther Evans, director of the
historical survey of the Works Prog
ress Administration, will be the
speaker. Chapter chairmen and re-
gents have been invited.
Evening star., 1939-02-06
Dinner Will Be Given
For Y. w. c. A. Group.

Dinner VIII BE Given
For Y. w. c. A. Group.
The Tuesday evening dinner group
of the Business and Professional
Womens Department of the Y. w.
c. A. will be entertained at 815 pm.
tomorrow by the Washington
Readers Club. Dinner will be served
at $50 pm.
Rosemary Elliott is president of
the, club and Miss Emma A. Jor-
dan program chairman.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23

shamrocks. The Irish wishing
well'' in the middle of the floor
seemed to be the center of attrac-
ton throughout the dance
The party opened with a lively
Irish dance by Louise Beasley
Claudia Price, Dorie Miller. and
Yvonne Hadwin, accompanied on
the piano by jeanne Brown Alice
McRell and Marian Fuller next
showed how girls were courted in
1890 Bill Martin and Tom Brin-
ton then gave short, humorous
skit
For those who didn't wish to
dance all the time. Chinese check
ers in the small gym provided much
entertainment
During the dance, ice cream bars
were served and Miss Winston
whose birthday was Sunday, was
presented with a box of candy by
the freshman class.
Much credit is due Miss Winston
Wayne Kemper and his orchestra
and the freshman class for theil
fine work in making this one of ths
most enjoyable school parties o.
the year.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Libby Places Fifth In
State Ski Tournament

Saturday Miss Eleanor Williams,
the coach of the Libby High Ski
team, and four boys left for White
fish to compete in the first state
ski tournaments
Whitefish won first place, Ana
conda was second, Butte came third
Helena, fourth, Libby, fifth, Mis-
soula, sixth, Kalispell, seventh,
Deer Lodge, eighth, Great Falls
ninth, and Neihart, tenth.
Douglas Smith from WhitefIsh
was first in the doWn-hill race,
Danielson of Anaconda was second,
Savage of Neihart, third and Einan
of Whitefish was fourth.
Duane Einan Of Whitefish was
first in the slalom, Danielson OF
Anaconda, second, and Strong Of
Anaconda was third
Danielson of Anaconda was the
high individual scorer of the meet
Elmer Anderson, Jack Raymond
Eugene Butt, and Pat Barrett rep
resented Libby
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23

An Editorial Outcropping. Blame
1t On The Weather. One giddy
gadabout lived around the town.
She was ikeable and lovely and
had lot of fun. Some people en-
We'd her Some people hated her
Some just thought her worthless.
When the good Saint called her, she
did tap dance up the golden stair.
There also lived grind in this
same town. She was conscientious,
yet brilliant, and bitten by the am
bition bug. She had stove poker
character. She enjoyed her work.
She too, was lovable. Some people
thought her chump. Some en-
Wed her Some hated her When
she left this earth it was with sat
is faction that she thought of the
benefits she had given the world.
She marched up the stairs as if TO
singing drums.
Saint Peter admitted both of them
to Heaven
There are all kinds in this world
and IT is difficult to rank one bet
ter than another. We, in high school
as well as in later life, can only
learn to be tolerant of one another.
That is the moral of this.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
THE WESTERN NEWS, LIBBY, MONTANA
unpronounceable

its unpronounceable character
names.
Karl. Jr., has a favorite book 100
even though he doesn't look like 1t
and he proudly declared that he had
read The Night Life of the Gods
in Standpoint before anyone IN Lib
by had even heard of il.
We all remember Karl IN the
Junior play as the chemist, and Karl
limited that we could except an
even better performance this year
since he's been spending most of
his spare time reading his Doc
Savage" and knows just how real
detective should act.
A member of the 81" Club, Karl
has had three years of football and
track and a year of basketball. A
fireman, and publicity agent for
the Pessimists, Karl was also junior
class president.
Chemistry and commercial law
are high ranking subjects in KarPs
estimation, and we all know that his
favorite grub is supply of nuts
which he always carries in his
pockets along with hammer.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
THE Phantom Tiger" Roars

Friday night at 800 the senior
class will present the mystery thrill
er, The Phantom Tiger A mat
NEE will be given Thursday after
noon at $50.
In this dream. sequel to Tiger
House" the seniors are starring
Borghild Rolseth and Karl Klehm.
The play, on which the seniors have
been working for some time under
the direction of Mr.. Duykers, will
have all the thrills laughs, and mys-
terry of its predecessor.
Borghild, as Erma LoWrie, the
lovely owner of Tiger House, and
Karl, as Macintosh, her detective
sweetheart, handle the leads ex-
pertly. Gordon McComas and Don
Shaurette give excellent perform
ances in their criminal roles. The
comedy parts are taken by Bernice
Stasviken, as Peggy van Ess, gum
chewing girl hot on the trail Of the
bashful scientist, Eugene Doll, and
by Geraldine Hough, the spinster
aunt Sophia, who, reversing the
usual process. gets her man." in
the person of hick sheriff Sam Os-
good, better known as Elmer An
derson.
Sally Hunter, as the frightened
wife of one of the criminals, Bob
Nolop. who gives an outstanding
performance as the negro brick
mason with the bass voice; and Do
lene Hugill, as the Scotch house
keeper, complete the cast
OF course, there's the ghost, but
to reveal the identity of the appari-
ton would remove some of the sus-
pense caused by her appearance
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Debate Is On the WAY

A debate is on the schedule oil
Libby High School. Miss Williams
who has charge of the debators
said that there was no definite date
set for the debate, but it would be
held sometime around the first Oh
April Miss Williams has been
working on the debate for several
weeks and it promises to be good.
The topic of debate is, Resolved
that, United States should establish
an alliance with Great Britain. >
The debators are, for the affirma
tive, James Mahoney and Raymond
Rubard; and for the negative, Elton
Lasater and Raymond Erickson.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Senior Interview

Karl Archibald Klehm, Jr., was
born in a hospital according to his
own testimony and has attended
school in Newport, Standpoint, and
Libby.
Karl's hobby is collecting things
"Oh guns--and just things and
his pastime is "Puttsing around.
An impartial person Karl has no
than "A Mid Summer Nights
Dream" his favorite movie. but"
he fastened to add, there's a good
one coming out" and he pulled out
Screen Romance magazine from
his desk, and described at length
the wonders Of The Mikado" with
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Girl Scouts Organize

A group Of junior-high and
grade-school girls above the age Of
10 have been organized into Girl
Scout group under the direction Of
Mrs. c. v. Manion and Mrs George
Mourar. There are eighty-two
girls in the group, which is divided
into two troops.
The committee from the Senior
Woman's club which is sponsoring
the group consists Of Mrs. Leonard
Sleizer, Mrs Roy Peterson, Mrs.
Darrell Shaurette, William Baeth,
and Mrs. Harold Gompf The ex-
ecutive committee is Mrs Walter
Neils, Mrs. ]. w. Farris, and Miss
Inez Ratekin.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Bobcats Leave
Good Impression

Libby enjoyed visit on Sunday
from the Bobcat Band of the State
College at Bozeman. 1t seems that
Libby was included in the band S
itinerary once about Is years ago,
but as Mr. Wood said, the only
familiar members were director
Lou Howard and the bass drum.
This visit was of particular interest
to the Libby people as Andy
Spranger, a Well-remembered form
er student Of Libby High, is first
trombonist with the band and di-
rected one selection on each pro-
gram.
The students enjoyed a matinee
at 430, and the adult program was
given at 300. The bands program
consisted of several marches, over
lures, and novelty selections. To
conclude each performance the Bob
cats and the school band combined
to play three numbers. During in
PERMISSION, Bill White, student pres
ident at the college, gave brief
address
A banquet in honor of the Bob
cats was given at the Moose hall
at 600 The banquet was also at
tended by the second band. The
ligh-school brass sextet entertained
the guests with several numbers;
Mr. Kemper gave a short talk, and
Mr.. Wood said few appropriate
words. A verse of Montana" was
sung to conclude the program
All in all, the Bobcats left a very
good impression in the community
They provided some fine musical
entertainment and gave the school
band standard to work toward in
their performances.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Students May Enter
Writing Contest

Any high-school student who is
interested may enter an extempo-
raneous writing contest and have an
opportunity to send an entry to the
annual state contest at Bozeman. A
preliminary contest will be held
Friday morning from 8 till 8. Any
one may be excused from conflict
ing classes if he wishes to try out
Five papers will be chosen from
those submitted, and on April 4
these five people will write papers
TO be. sent to the state. contest W..
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23

good idea to have entertainment for
the students. II was nice idea for
you TO remember your advisers
birthday, and an idea which should
be used by the other classes.
Juniors:
Next time you give party to earn
money for prom, don't have il a
card party. Now that you have
enough money. lets see what good
prom you can give
Seniors:
Your play will be on soon. |
hope il will be a success. I'm going
to hear Bob Nolop sing and to hear
Doiene Hugift's Scotch accent.
Extra:
l suggest that the glee club work
to cooperate with Mr.. Kemper to
make the music meet a success.
From what I hear, it will be the
best that Libby has heard for a
long time.
SNOOPY Me.
Continued on page g.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Have You Heard That.

Many a feminine heart fluttered
last Sunday when the Bobcat Band
played at Libby.
Miss Markus and Miss Williams,
as we'll as the ski team, displayed
the summers first Sunburn after
their tourney trip to Whitefish.
The girls shower room is the place
to hear the latest gossip
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Flash Flash

Anyone literarily inclined should
Immediately write something for
the supplementary magazine that
the Tamarack will publish. Hand
in something of your own creation
before March "a
Track has been started now Vol
ley ball is being played in prepare
ton.
The cake goes to the freshmen
for giving a very good party.
Ask Tiny Martin how she feels
about the members of the Bobcat
| Band.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Remember When.

Karl Klehm had curly hair?
Virginia Gee didn't go TO school
here?
Jimmie Barkee didn't use the fam
lily car?
Boys didn't wear colored shirts?
Bill Seins had a front seat?
Sally Hunter was never tardy?
The Tamarack Staff put birthday
dates on the blackboard?
The basketball boys couldn't have
dates2
Kenneth Neils wore short pants?
Betty Baker didn't wear glasses
They used the S and u system?
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
TRUE LOVE NEVER

Perhaps true love never runs
smooth. but at least it seldom results
in a duel. Bert Mendenhall and
Mrs. Mendenhall quarreled or the
family ranch near Wolf Greek. Bert
accented his statements with a snot-
gun, while his mate punctuated her
remarks with a rifle With buck
shot imbedded in various parts of
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23

her anatomy, the wife drove the
family car to Helena for medical
treatment. Bert saddled his horse.
rode to Wolf Greek and had a friend
drive him to Fort Harrison hospital.
ments of reconciliation nave been
made yet.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Freshman Party
HOn0rs St. Patrick

Saturday night the freshman class
gave st. Patrick's dance in the
big gym The room was decorated
with green and white streamers and
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Snoopy Me

This week has been very busy for
me, as have been observing and
prying into things. All this I can
give you today:
Fashions:
1t is usually the girls who lead
the fashion parade. Today it is the
boys in their flashy Hawaiian shirts.
Now all they need are some grass
skirts here and there.
To the Glasses
Freshmen.
Your dance was a success. It's a
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23
Stale Jokes

Mr. Duykers: Neils, can you tell
me what an armature is?
Richly; very promptly Yes, sir,
it is one who plays for Major BoWes.
A wise man is thinker; think
err speculates with various things,
to speculate is to gamble, to gamble
is foolish; therefore, it is foolish to
be wise.
The Western news. [volume] (Libby, Mont.) 1933-current, 1939-03-23

Your dance was a success. It's a