Twin-City herald., 1939-12-16
WITHIN THIS PRESENT
Well, here we are again:


A month ago certain girls of the
North and South Side were sent an
invitation to attend a Dictionaries
Tea" Out of this CRED surprisingly
refined club by the same name The
main interest was the improvements of
personalities. Miss H. M. kept the
club purely feminine until Wednesday
night when group of common un-
couth gigaboos barged in and made
themselves members.
Imagine having a. well known rowdy
like M. H. as Seargent-a alarms when
he is known to be the loudest little
runt on the North Side!
Imagine having a debate between
the "Debs" and the Gigs" on Liquor
Being Detrimental when most of the
"Gids" are known to be the biggest
saps in the Twin Cities.
Either they will have to put dresses
on the "Rowdies" and call them
"Debs" or pants on the "Debs" and
call them "Rowdies," or someway or
other decide to call the club something
other than Dictionaries. suppose
the name "Scavangers" would make
good name, and if you know what the
word means, / think you will also
think it is too mild name for their
uncouthness, roughness, and impert-
mess.
"A Disappointed Observer.
Talk of the Week:
What cute Northside girl makes
quick exit when a certain St. Paul
group of lads discuss "Porgy?" What
letter written by Southside girl re-
suited in long distance call from
Duluth? 1t was intended to irk the
receiptant but had the opposite result.
Among the newly formed couples we
find: Louise Neal and Foster Brown;
Peggy Petticord and Elmer Harris
August Piper and Marcella Copeland;
Bobby Murphy and Paul Ford; Adela
Skyes and Alvin Harris; and Gilbert
and Boyd Yencey. A lovely couple
who were billing and cooling a couple
of weeks ago have broken up. A
little Northside girl will now get her
chance A hint to the wise is suffic-
lent The initials of the split up couple
are l. NJ and ]. w.
And then there is that gentleman on
the "Avenue" popular among the lads
and lasses (mostly lasses) Joe Dan
forth And as for the young lady who
wanted to know the address of Byron
Riff, it is $50 Charles Avenue, ST.
Paul Here also is question the note
book must ask the readers because the
answer isn't here. Who is it that
Ralph Ward spends his time thinging
about? And then there is the girl
on the campus with two faces. One
face called "Bess."
1t seems that since Y. S. is going to
Florida to school she has packed
plenty of stationery to write to that
certain party on 5th Street with ini-
tials L: R. S. Do you know who of
the Northside couples is going to elope
to Northrup, Iowa, very, very soon.
Watch for the excitement.
The notebook has a couple of jokes
for you to chuckle over your coffee
Here goes:
Why doesn't Mae West marry
Santa Claus? Why, wy because there
is no Santa Claus.
Another:
How do you make Holy Water
Holy? Why, you just boil the hell
out of it. Simple, isn't it?
Well kiddies, the old fingers are
getting pretty tired now. l hope to
see everyone at the P. W. Orchestra
Dance December II, Oil p. h., at the
Phyllis Wheatley House. Remember
that a $1.00 prize will be given for the
best name selected for this orchestra.
And all names must be handed in by
December II at 1000 p. m. at the
Phyllis Wheatley House. Do Re
member.