The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-05-23
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Dinty Doyle, the radio para grapher, penned a piece about George Jessel's career and reported in part: "Jessel was then in Grade 4B at Public School 184, which also boasts that Walter Winchell once worried the faculty there" :. Yeh, but not for long We left in 6B and we've often wondered where we would be today if we graduate .. Probably gone to Wall Street and joined some brokerage And then become big shot with Whitney at Sing Sing :. Or become politician, or maybe President-and have a lot of ingrates knock us A lotta things could have happened to us-what nar- row escape! :. Such as going to college and eating goldfish-if at all. ,6tionedac Georgei1z b mhtt
 In 1928 Congressman Wright Pat man first ran for Congress on the plank that no man should serve more than 10 years in Congress |. MT. Patman is now in his 11th year there The Nation raises the eyebrows with this one: Although the German government disavows any link with U. s. Nazis, the Ger man Consul Generals office in New York can give you Fritz Kuhn's phone number without pausing to look it up" The favorites had a tough time on the radio last week First "Johnstown" lost the Preakness and then Edward Ar mold outlaughed Don Ameche on the same radio program That tune Wishing" gets in our ears. It's like Spring Day set to music Soviet Ambassador Oumansky did the Stork Club the other night with the two Russian flyers <. :. Said the Ambassador: Within one week you gave nine demonstrations of anti-Sovietism!" We urged the Ambassador to elucidate .. You had nine, eh, mmmmmm, CT, nine" We tried to assist him by interrupting: Mine inaccur- acies?" That said the Ambassa- dor, waving his finger in our kisser, "is putting it mildly!"
 The 'Hellzap0ppin" troupers are having mess of lawsuits chucked at them Agents who signed up lot of the talent in the show many season ago, and proceeded to do nothing about getting them book ings are now aiming to capitalize on their non-efforts There oughts be a law Here is bad news for the Broadway wolves: Ellen Glyn, a lovely girl and beautiful Ca discovery for the International Ca- sino show) is escorted home every night by her father Alex Finn, the affable owner of the Int'l Ca sino, has every intention of being huge success on Broadway :. He has notified his entire staff, walters, captains, ct al, that they are his partners, not slaves :. At Christmas time-they will share the profits They will be per- mitted to inspect his books, tool! '"The bigger the success" he told them, "the bigger your bonus" Hey, you can't do thtat! That's making capitalists out of lotta fellows who holler: Down With the Bosses!"
 Those new bantam cars are being exploited cleverly Pretty models are engaged to drive them about town The first complaint at the swanky Monte Carlo, which caters to millionaires and their ladies, came from John Jacob Astor, III who complained about paying the convert charge. Just who does he think he is? A newspaperman? .. They are telling of show girl, whose Sugar Poppa has been most gener- ous with gifts of jewelry and what not The doll, who, migrated from Tenth Avenue, had some girl friends up to her penthouse showing them her latest gift, a string of emeralds "Whew," said one of the girls, "ain't they gorjuss?" "Yeah," said Our Heroine, you oughta see the red ones!"
 Then there's the one aDouC the bride, whose travelling salesman groom had been on the road for six months In his absence she dwelled in a one-room apartment which had Murphy bed, the kind you shove back into the wall The other morning she got up early pushed the bed into its place, pulled up the blinds to let in the sun, re- moved the cloth from the top of her parrot cage, when the phone rang
 It was her husband :. Hello, darling" he said, T just arrived, "I'll be right up and I'm dead-haven't slept wink!" {. And SO she made the bed ready for his weary frame, arranged the sheets neatly. lowered the shades and put the cover back over the par rot's cage.
 "Geez!' groaned the parrot, "what a short day!"