The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-28

aS 9 Pacific Time, instead of 8. And please consult your newspaper radio time tables if you are not good at algebraI" Then the dope con- cluded: "And SO, until next Sunday night at the very same time, etc." that announcer's in Washington A more amusing boner was After giving President Herbert Hoo- yer one of the most terrific build ups ever heard, the announcer sud- denly was gripped with stage fright and blurted out: 'Now you wifi hear Herver Hoobertl" And then, in trying to correct it, he made 1t worse by screaming: T mean, Hoobert Herverl"
 Pearson and Allen have the dis tinction of enjoying the wars big geSt scoop to date It was the story about Neville Hendersons notes to Chamberlain before the invasion of Poland Henderson had re- vealed Hitler's secret ambiti0n-to be Q great painter, not a politician. And how the French ambassador to Berlin had told his government he believed Hitler was mad man :. Great Britain confirmed the scoop by publishing the secret letters last week Pearson and Allen, how ever, told The Mirror and their sym dicate clients about them on Sep tember l.
 Already hoarse from alihi-ing floods and quake tremors, Southern California had a damaging heat wave which was difficult to explain away .. Their boast that the sun shines every day now turns out to be what's the matter with the place ". Hitlers "Mein Kampf" has been banned in Germany because the Berlin Moscow murder pact null lilies the slams the book took at the Bolos Now the Third Reich joins the other nations in officially branding der Fuehrer liar :. A Hollywood actress, according to g studio handout, was so hot and up- set (aftef playing love scene with her leading man) that she had to have two aspirins It sounds to us more like subtle crack that he's la headache Enid Bennett con- fides that drawing room movies are so correct that we all could learn good manners just from watching them In time, one presumes, we will all be polite enough to yawn at them from behind our hands Bill Keighley says he knows now what the sickle is for: To cut up little countries.
 Ever since Gov. Dickinson of Michigan hit page one with his howl against New York tippling. he's been headline hunting with new revela- tions of sin His Excellency, a teetotaler, is going to be very ashamed when he learns that publi- city is intoxicating, too A girl about town told the column that she isn't going to marry certain fellow seen with her several times ;, Why should I marry him?" she ar- gued, T can have him and another heel tackled on my shoes for 50 cents!" One wag reports that Hitler is doing his best to wipe the grin off the map of the world .
 Another reader relates that the latest underground quip from Italy is this groan from hungry Fas- cist: we would have a marvellous life If we had half as much to eat
 as we have to swallow"
 If John Edgar Hoover wonder:
 why sophisticated dramatic criti;
 named Richard Watts, Jr., (of tht
 N. Y. Herald Tribune), should ask for his autograph-this is how come Watts recently toured the Fal East He went without comfort and bath for weeks At Chun.
 king, China, the towns wealthiest
 citizen had Dick as his guest
 The rich man owned Chunking's only bath tub After the visit
 the grateful Watts wondered wha! he could do to show his gratitude
 Chunking's richest man saic
 his only wish in the world was tc l be honored with the autograph oi