The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-20

THE PRIVATE PAPERS OFsA CUE
 seysrn1 years ago, the sweetheart of q New York big-shot was nlys- teriously murdered Her murder remains & mystery ..: Every pres service had staff men cover hel funeral in her home burg in tn southwest <. The dramatic lead Gar exciting piece of iiterature) writ. ten by Kent Watson, then with Int News Service, was an epic. Here l is: sI'he country town lass, who garbed in a ginghan gown, left hel home town poverty for the easy wa! of New York silks and ermines came home yesterday in g silker shroud and 8 silver casket. As Ney York detectives continue theil search for her murderer, childhood school churns will carry the gir to her grave beneath the cedars il the hilltop cemetery west of thu towns water tower. She is not dis honored in death. Without excep' ton, business houses closed at moor here today and merchants reverentl. paid tribute at the bier of the south vests little girl of the Primros' Path."
 Connie Boswell is telling this one About the railroad snginee' who got up on the wrong side O the bed one morning He brokl a si1oelace while dressing. His break fast was cold. The battery In hi car was run down and he had t take a taxi to the yards Fl gott here late, climbed into hi Super Chief engine, and startet right off on his run He go her up to 104 miles per hour, ar1l as he was going around Q curv' he, looked up and saw the othe Super Chief coming straight at hin at 100 miles per hour-and on thl same track, yeti He turned t his fireman and said: Did you eve see one of these days when every thing goes wrong?"
 $. J. Perelman's Strictly iron Hunger" a collection of funny piece reprinted from The New Yorker was listed as dangerous literature. when found in the possession of man arrested as fred" in Lo Angeles It must discourag Perelman, who makes a living Witl humor, to realize that he'll neve write anything as funny as a Lo Angeles law.
 Joan Crawferd's nekkidness in tn, bathtub scene in ''The Womea," vii be covered up by soap bubbles The idea Is, If Joan doesn't get int, a lather, the censors will
 Trees will be planted along Nev York's Sixth avenue-always :, problem street :. :. That's how I goes. First you tear down tn elevated to see what Sixth Avenu looks like, and then you've got t find a place to hide 1t Mrs Hslen Fortescue Reynolds became flicker actress and was rechristenet Joyce Gardner. that being consid cred a better box-offce name Better still would be Bingo Tonight
 The U. s. Senate has pooh-pooh't tfe idea that these three recent sub marine sinkings might have beel sabotage, despite report from ) Edgar Hoover that the U. s. hal an increase of 590 espionage case in 1888 The Senate probabl, feels that the country is safe s long as the Senate's smugness ism wrecked Rowland Spencer. wh sold his home to Father Divin (ratlaer than be Roosevelt's neigh bor) is reportedly seeking Britisl citizenship because customs agent raided his yacht It's the sec ord warning Spencer has given tha America must choose between hin and the Constitution . Bug Baer,s picturesque reporting" ol Fathers Day: June 18th is the da, set aside for Father and then the. set Father aside for the next S64.
 There is bitter irony in the clos ing of the Federal Theater Projec by Congress "to save the countr, money" The amusement ta' alone is ample and more thai enough to keep the project goinl In short, the show folks ar self-supportingl . Very few othe groups. if any. pay more in incom taxes than do the players from tn stage and screen And who q we always summon first to hell raise money quickly in time of dis tress, epidemic, flood. quake, fir and hurricane? Not the bank CTS, politicians, congressmen--o name your own profession, brother What suckers the actors ar Let them go in for reprisal for . change, and pledge never t play another benefit for any caus unless it is for themselves to pa, off the butcher. baker and landlor, You cannot budget the valu of art, MT. Congressman Blu history has forgotten the name Q Shakespeare's bookkeeper! :. Let hope congress will give these stag folks back, their wonderful jobs which pay them the wu-hun-der-fu salary of $22.70 a week.
 The income taxes of Carole Lom bard {$625 ,000) and MGM's Louis E Mayer $1 1900. .O00) would be enougl to keep 5000 actors. actresses am writers off the already crowded un