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The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16
NEGRO YOUTH IS
 SLAYER OF FIVE
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 and he admitted the crime. Within the next week he had, by giving new confessions and repeating previ- ous confessions, also cleared these crimes:
 Mrs. Florence Thompson Castle attacked and slain in her Chicago hotel, June 19. 1936 - when Nixon was 16; Mrs. Edna Worden and her 13-year r-old daughter, Marguerite stripped and slain in their Los An geles home, April 4, 1887; Anna Kutcha, IS, a student nurse, attacked and slain at the Chicago Hospital, August 21, 1897. In addition, police said he had admitted knowledge of the attack-slaying of Mrs. Rose Valdez, Los Angeles, who was killed in May, 1937, but he denied he had killed her.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16
KILLING OF GIRL
 NOT YET SETTLED
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"This. in my opinion. is purely question of whether the officer really fired in self f-defense, or was criminally reckless and negligent" l" Heimhach said. s"That is why the case is going to the grand jury, and if the grand jury decides he should be tried. ! will prosecute the case as hard as I can. which Is my duty"
 Franklin has been relieved of hil duties and is free in &8.000 bail Heimbnch said evidence "convineeI us that Franklin never saw tho sixl before that uleli1sH
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16
MOST EXTENSIVE
 SPY HUNT BEGINS

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The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16
No Play Injunction

New York, June 16-(UP)-Su- preme Court Justice Lewis L. Faw- cett has refused to grant an injunc- tion that would have prohibited the showing of the film Confessions oi Nazli Spy," at a theater in Ger man community here.
 The injunction was sought by George F. Bauer and Fred Schneider who contended that the picture might cause riots, spread race hatred and affect good will held toward storekeepers of German descent"
 Justice Fawcett described the ap- peal as ''unjustified and based on exaggerated fears"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16

Ef tive burners satisfy year need venfent and low prictds Tabl model. 4M pint glass tank Stee green and black finish.
 3-burner Stove with legs $6.9
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16

During the recent election in In-
 dia the election manifesto and speeches by Congress leaders were recorded and reproduced by photographs in the many eating houses of Bombay.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16

Daily reading cards of the Scrip ture Union in London are now is. sued in 92 languages.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-06-16

 preside remonesa of Gd and WaLg In Ja 0dO of the Nrs Oened
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14

Danielowski and daughters all O.
Lucan, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Schar-
fe and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Rob-
ert Schaffran, Mr.. and Mrs. AL
bert Schaffran and daughter, Mr.
eind Mrs. August Schaffran ane
family, Mr.. aid Mrs. Earl johnson
and Family, Mr. and Mrs. George
Schaffran and family, Leo Kauf-
fenberg, Clarence Just, Harry
Schaffran, Lyle Danielowski, Mr.
and Mrs. Leo Larson and son anc
Velma Schaffran. The evening
was spent in dancing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Lange enter
tanned Wednesday evening ir
honor of the birthday of their
granddaughter Doris.
Andrew Martinsen of Wabasso
was caller at the Theodore
Mammenga home Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Mann
menga and Roy were Monday
evening visitors at the Martin
Dallmann home in Wanda.
Dinner guests at the Richard
Schaffran home Sunday were Mr..
and Mrs. George Meyers and
family of Madison Lake, Mr.. and
Mrs. Conrad Hess and family, Mr..
and Mrs. Bernard Schaffran and
family of near Walnut Grove and
William Hess and Emil Sell.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Bangerter
and Marvin of Revere spent the
weekend at the Emma Graf home.
Mrs. George Meyers and chill
dren, Mrs. Conrad Hess and chill
dren and Mrs. Robert Willie ard
daughter spent Saturday after
noon at the Robert Kratzke home.
MIR. and Mrs. Erwin Bittner and
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Howe were
Sunday afternoon visitors at the
Mrs. Maggie Doe home rear WAL
nut Grove.
Mr.. and Mrs. Erwin Bittner en-
tertained at dinner Tuesday.
Guests included MIR. and Mrs.
Fred Radtke and family MIR. and
Mrs. Louis Schmiesing and FAM
lily ard Mr.. and Mrs. Oswald Preu
and family.
Mrs. Rudolph Norman of Wa
basso spent three days at the
home of her daughter Mrs. Will
liam Rue and family.
Rosella Wendt assisted at the
Thomas Doe home near Walnut
Grove while Mrs. Maggie Doe was
ILL.,
Lorraine Schmiesing of Red
wood Falls, Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard
Schaffran and family of near
Walnut Grove, Mr.. and Mrs. AL
bert Bittner of Lucan, Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Schaffran, Mr.. and
Mrs. Erwin Bittner and Erna and
Velma Schaffran were dinner
guests at the Robert w. Bittner
home in Redwood Falls Wednes-
day. KS
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14


that the manner in which the
county has provided for its indig-
ent aged has been matter OF
considerable pride to county citi-
] zens.
Examination of the terms of
the acceptance of the land in
question, Wednesday, revealed
that the county agreed to provide
! support without mention of where,
a contract which the county still
will keep in entire good faith.
Supplementing advice of the
welfare office on the poor econ
omy of maintaining county home
in the new era of old age pen
sions and verifying reports Of the
! success of the Fairmont school as
observed on a recent visit there,
L. r. Ewart, Leon H. Brown ard
Scott Schoen spoke briefly during
! the morning session. Besides sup
porting the school which he also
had visited, Rev. Godfrey O'Sul-
Ivan contributed the advice that
children of persons reaching old
age without personal funds should
be made to support their parents
where they are able.
Brown and Ewart spoke again
in the afternoon when rev. John
Bostrom and Reede Gray, super
intendent of Redwood Falls
schools, outlined their observa-
tons on the Fairmont trip and
Endorsed the training offered at
the school. Rev. Bostrom stated
he was skeptical of the project
when he made the trip but re-
turned convinced of its merits,
particularly in giving girls train
ing which will make them self
supporting.
AS the case nearsd completion,
Mr.. Reed summed up the argu-
ments for both sides and effect
lively separated the issues: l..
Whether it is economical to main
tain the home since the advent of
the pension system and 2. Wheth-
.er the NYA school is a worth
while project.
Chairman Herman Muetzel had
directed the discussion but board
members with the exception of
Mr.. Kragh, had not taken part
until Edwin Wells, Redwood Falls
member of the board, took the
floor to repeat that the county is
not giving the county home away
but is only loaning it to the NYA,
retaining the right to take it back
IF the experiment, which Will
cost us nothing, does not work
out"
At mention of the word eek
pertinent" Mr.. Werring arose to
declare that this nation has had
no end OF experiments ''in the
last ten years" and declared it is
high time we return 10 sane gov
eminent, "AId many of us expect
we will do so next year."
Mr.. Wells interrupted to de-
clare that the matter under dis
cussion was not one of politics.
that the board was not concerned
with which political party was
responsible for the project, only
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14
DR.. ]. ". GOLDEN
RITES MONDAY
VETERINARIAN FOR 35
YEARS FOSTERED
BETTER LIVESTOCK

DR.. John w. Golden, instrument
tai in development of Redwood
county agriculture as he practic-
ed veterinary medicine here for
about 35 years, died at 2:30 %. m.
Saturday after five year illness.
He was SO years old.
AT his request, funeral services
were private, conducted at the
home Monday afternoon by Rev.
w. A. Dalton. Pail bearers were
D. L. Crimmins, A. c. Burmeis-
ter, Herman Werder and A. J.
White of Redwood Falls, R. B.
Henton of Morton and A. M.
Dennistoun of Wabasso.
Unmarried, he leaves eight nep-
hews and nieces, his nearest rela-
tvs. Three of them, Lenore and
Stanley Golden ard Mrs. L. w.
Sontag, the former Constance
Golden, lived with him and his
mother after their parents death.
His brother, Stephen j. Golden
died in 1916. Other nieces and
nephews are Lyle Christy, Lige
Golden, Clyde Golden, Elise Col
den and Lillian Golden.
John Wesley Golden was born
in Sleepy Eye March 80, 1870, the
fourth child of John Wesley and
Anna Elizabeth Golden. He lived
there as a child and young man,
then attended and graduated from
the Chicago College of Veterin-
airy at the University of Chicago.
During his successful practice
here, he promoted raising of
blooded horses and livestock.
Attending the rites from out-of-
town were DR.. and Mrs. Sontag
ard Dan Sontag of Yellow
Springs, Ohio and Mr.. and Mrs.
William Duncan Jr. of Mime
aDOliS
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14
JohnsOnville Couple
Honored on Twentieth
Wedding Anniversary

Waterbury ana JohnSonville-
Mr. and Mrs. Milton Hartwick
were pleasantly surprised on their
twentieth wedding anniversary
Sunday when guests brought din
ner. In the party were Mr.. and
Mrs e. Hanson and Wayne of
Wilder, Mr.. and Mrs. Spencer
Hanson and liver of Lafayette.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Grabow and
family of Morgan, Mr.. and Mrs.
Claude Rockwell of Lamberton,
Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Hartwick
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Law
renee Hartwick and family of
Lucan and Silvia Mammenga.
Leona Scharfe and Irene Schaf-
fran spent four days at the Rev.
| Otto Lindekugel home while Rev.
and Mrs. Lindekugel were bust
ness visitors in the Twin Cities.
MI and Mrs. Albert Bittner of
Johnsonville spent several days
at the Robert w. Bittner home in
Redwood Falls.
Mr. and Mrs. Conrad Hess and
their guests Mr.. and Mrs. George
Meyers of Madison Lake. Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Schaffran, Erna and
Velma Schaffran, William Hess
and Emil Sell were at Wood Lake
Saturday evening.
MIR. and Mrs. Martin Dallmann
of Wanda, Mr.. and Mrs. A. Balk
and Albert Neumarn of New Ulm
were Sunday guests at the Theo-
dore Mammenga home. Fred Han
son of Lucan was an evening
visitor.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Dallmann
and daughter Edna ard Albert
BuetoW were entertained at a
duck supper at the Martin Dali
mann home at Wanda Sunday
evening.
MIR. and Mrs. Walter thinner
man and family were Sunday eve
ming visitors at the Paul thinner
man home at Springfield.
MI. and Mrs. Fred Scharfe and
family were business visitors at
Redwood Falls Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Schaffran
and William Hess were business
visitors at st. Paul Friday and
supper guests of Ella ard Adele
Schaffran.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdinand War
neke of Lucan were Sunday visit
ors at the Milton Hartwick home.
Mrs. Frank Friedley of Wabasso
| was a visitor at the William Rue
! home Friday.
I, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Pfarr were
business visitors at Redwood
Falls Tuesday and guests at the
Erwin Dallmann home at Delhi.
Mi. and Mrs. Martin Dallmann
and Silvia Mammenga were Mon
day evening visitors at the Rhine
hart Kratzlle home near Wanda.
Mrs. Emma Graf and Fred and
Annie left Saturday morning to
visit relatives at Madison Lake
and Elysian.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Dallmann
accompanied Mrs. Amdahl to
Iowa Saturday to visit her par
/ entS.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Schaffran
entertained Wednesday evening
honoring Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Ma
honey and son of West Hope, N. D.
Guests included John Mahoney OF
/ Montana, Mrs. j. Mahoney and
Mrs. M. 'Savat and family, Mrs.
+! Oscar Rindemann and children,
Robert Danielowski and Mrs. Emil
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14
C.. CHRISTENSEN
OF LUCAN DIES

Lucan = Funeral services were
held Monday afternoon for Chris
tan Christensen, 88, who died
Thursday.
He was born August 6, 1851 in
Denmark. December 20, 1871 he
married Mary Sorensen who pre-
coded homin death April 16, 1888.
They were the parents of eight
children, of whom Mary, William
and Cena preceded him in death.
He is survived by Arthur, Fred,
Christian Jr. and Mrs. r. A. Nor
cult of Lucan, Christ of Neilburg,
Canada, AZ grandchildren and
several great grandchildren
He made his home with his son
Arthur on the home place where
he had lived for many years and
reared his family.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14

with whether it is worthwhile and
concluded, 81 think your remarks
are entirely out of place"
Mr.. MuetzePs comment was:
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14

''now this is getting interesting. {"
Only other remarks questioning
the merit of the school were made
by Charles Huhnerkoch of Red
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-12-14

wood Falls who contended houses
keeping training should be pro-
vided by mothers in homes, max
ing such schools unnecessary.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

Putting it neatly-the girl who
had one of those perfectly lousy
evenings said to the young man
as she left him: Good Night.
hope your mothers barking won't
keep you awake"
Ferd the Bull. out in far Calf.
Said, "You heifers and cowlets, /
SEQ
Quit that bedroom eyed stuff
Cause I've sure had enough,
And il you don't stop it, I'll hor. "
A lady who had married travel
ing salesman decided to raise chick
ems. When her husband returned
from his trip he asked how the
chickens were doing. With pride
she answered:
Fine, l have five hens and two
ROSTERS"
The salesman was puzzled, Il
don't undstand why you have two
ROSTERS with only five hens"
WELL" his wife exclaimed, Il
got an extra rooster so the hens
would still have one in case the
other took a notion to go on the
road"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17
You HA1N'T SEEN NoTHN' YET

The differentiated statement the vrnacuar of Al Joon
vou han seen nohn yet to hold when you think OF
the Cut Bank and Kelvin Sunburst oilteds , :,
The tide has often run very low both fields and then the
fraternity and all interested get strong heart paPtaon
by news of an extraordinary producer. - ~
That has been true the opening Of the vast field Ihee
was very quiet nterude production here before the SANTA
biggest brought into production IN the Cut
Bank field caused widespread excitement and interest
What of the Who sayY In California they put
tered around before their great wells gave the state
national spotlight . - >,,,,,, ,,p1,cc
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17
WHEN WE STRIKE OIL
BY Clifton Youngman

BY Clifton Youngman
Pa leased our farm for oil today
He made the Teller come half way
Pa says that he knows that oil is
there.
And pretty soon Wen have our
share
OF everything that dough can buy
But 1 can't figger out just why
We've always been so measly poor
He should have leased the farm
Til they strike oil.
Pa didn't plant any crops this year.
He said he put 1t off for fear
The oil we'll may overflow
And drown out all the crops below.
Besides, he said he couldn't tell
Where they will driM the oil well.
If there was hay, they'd tramp it
down
Pa said that he'd rather set around
Til they strike oil.
Pa says that he has Figured out
That our back forty lays about
The center of the oil vein;
And pretty soon well have a main
To pipe it to the railroad.
Pa told me that he always knowed
If he sat tight there'd be a day
When things would start to come
our way,
And we'd strike OIL
Pa says that we can have new
clothes,
And go each night to movie shows.
Then there won't be no work to
do;
And if by chance we get in dutch
BY eating cake and pie too much,
There won't be anything to fear.
Wen pay the doctor by the year
When we strike oil.
Pail have a car that runs so fast
We won't let anyone go past.
Wen buy an extra house In town,
And all Wen do is ride around.
Then Ma won't have to scrimp and
slave
And figger on how she can save.
She'll laugh and think about the
time
Pa made her beg for every dime.
When we strike oil.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17
NEW OIL FIELD

All Of North Out Bank is today pO-
teRtalIy oil Land. It is just like q new
oil field. New fortunes are to be made.
The time for ''rich over night has come
to a new set of farmers. Scores OF
landowners are today saying 'sWhen we
strike OIL" as they announce their plans.
We are reminded Of the poem Of that
name:
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

A widow with kids in Wis.
Wed a gent by the name OF John
Bro.
To her boy, who felt panied
She adroitly explained
you're now Bronson, although
you're not job"
Man (to wife, What do you
mean by saying l have been decelY-
ing you for years?"
wife: II just found out the Gov
eminent allows you $4,000 a year
on YOUR income tax for being mar
red and you only allow me measly
$40 a month"
Three turtles decided to have
cup of coffee. Just as they went
into the pub it started to rain, so
the biggest turtle said to the
Ilittlest turtle: go home, and get
the umbrella" So the little one
said: II will, If you don't drink my
coffee" I'VE won't" promised the
other two. Two years later the
big turtle said to the middle turtle;
well, 1 guess he isn't coming back
so we might as well drink his cof-
fee And when he said that, a
little voice called from just outside
the door: "If you do, won't 60"
Preplexed Male Shopper: 81
want to buy a camisole or a casser-
ole. I'm not sure which is the
correct name"
The Clerk: 1T all depends, sir
on what kind of a chicken you want
to put in it"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

oil is the blood of the earth floqcdng through for
{ fumes field only to enrich the courageous: It
- sometimes rezUayds the non-th"k1ng business
Stacker bit it never lifts the burden from the back OF
business coward It's plus marks of success generally
90 to those zUto combine degree of thought 7'gh
action 49,
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

rem. 1t appears, therefore, that the
Moulton sand is important ON THE
NORTH SLOPE of the field, only. It's
extent can be determined only by the
drill.
We have long since learned to give
careful attention to anything new, such
as a new producing horizon and that fact
led us in April, 1897, to clip a news
article from the OIL Gas Journal of
Tulsa, regarding the completion of a gas
well which, the article said, was produc-
ing from a horizon mot definitely iden-
that 1t possibly may point to the dis
covery of an important gas district on
the north"
This is the account referred to:
Glacier County
The Glacier Production Co. had
an important completion in its No.
1 McNamar Unit, Gel Sc NE Sec
ton 15-36n-5w, at the northern end
of the Cut Bank gas area. 1t was
completed at 2,664 feet for 17,OOO,-
900 feet open flow. It had sand at
2.4SO2,5OO feet which showed for
100000 feet. In sand at 2,53537
feet the gas increased to 2,S5O,00O
feet. Big increase was encountered
in sand at 2,650-62 feet. The hori-
zon is not definitely, identified in
the reports The Finch was ce-
mented at 2,48S feet and elevation
is 4,030 feet
The location of the McNIamar
well is one and one-half miles north
Of the Texas Co. No. l Peterson,
SW NE NE section 22-36n-5w,
which was completed in 1891 at
2,740 feet as a small gas well.
This is the nearest gas well in the
direction of the field proper. In
1885 the Texas Co. had dry hole
at 2,937 feet in the C w half section
%, half mile northeast Of its No.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

Peterson and one and one-fourth
miles southeast of the McNamar dis
coVery. Last year the Glacier COM
pany's No. /, Reynolds, CIVIL section
IS, half a mile southwest of the
McNamar well, was dry and aban-
doned at 2.84O feet. These two dry
holes, a mile apart, between the new
producer and the developed area
possibly may point to the discovery
of an important gas district on
the north.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

Ferd the Bull, out in far Calf.
Said, "You heifers and cowlets, /
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1939-06-17

1.-THE DAY" in the Montana oil and
gas industry is truly at hand, IL
we may judge by the swift hap
penings of recent weeks.
Evening star., 1939-08-03

outlook which 1t is impossible to
obtain elsewhere on the American
Continent" She is also of the
opinion that, possibly because of
the mellowing influence of WASH
ington's distinct background of
Southern hospitality, and the demo-
cratic ideals Of our Government,
official entertaining in Washington
Is on far more delightfully."- in
formal basis than it is in many old
world centers."
Mrs. Sayre, her husband and their
children have been regular attend
ants at st. Adams Episcopal Church,
Mrs. Sayre sharing her husbands
fervent hope for religious renais-
sance that will help all nations to
find the way out of their present
difficulties.
Asked to specify a high light in
her life, Mrs. Sayre commented upon
the thrill she had the summer fol-
lowing her marriage to Mr.. Sayre
when he was Assistant Secretary of
State, and she attended the Inter-
national Religious Conference at
Oxford University with him, and
heard him make one of the three
principal addresses to the gathering
which had congregated from around
the world.
Evening star., 1939-08-03

Junior High School, and spending
July at boys camp.
Members of the two clans are,
however, all looking forward to
being together again as one happy
family for precious month at
Martha's Vineyard before the far
flung interests of their elders and
themselves puts the Pacific Ocean
between them.
Likes Life Here.
Although she was born in Georgia,
and attended Agnes Scott College
there for two years before special
lzlng in art courses at the New York
School of Fine and Applied Arts, of
which she is a graduate, Mrs. Sayre
as Elizabeth Evans. was not a novice
to Washington's official life. After
his retirement from active Army
duty her father, Col. Evans, made
his home here, and served as editor
of the United States Infantry
Journal and Quartermaster of the
Soldiers Home.
Not only does Mrs. Sayre consider
Washington "one of the most stimu-
latlng places to live in the world"
but she believes "the presence
here Of the men and women who
are working for our Government,
and the members of the diplomatic
corps who are representing their
governments, gives it a breadth of
Evening star., 1939-08-03

has driven cattle since 1883. He
estimates that his herd will make
the 1,000-mile trip to the railway
terminus at Meekatharra in 18
weeks. One region is q stretch Of
desert 81 miles long, containing but
two small water holes. At night, to
prevent a stampede, 1t is one mans
duty to walk about q great camp
whistling or singing, so that the
animals will be aware of human
presence.
Evening star., 1939-08-03
Cattle Stort Long
7 rex to Market

More than 5000 cattle are on the
march from Broome, on the north
east coast Of Australia, to markets
IN the south. 1t is expected that
the number this season will set an
unusually high mark.
AS all the animals cannot start
at once they are divided into herds.
numbering from 500 to 1000 head
In charge is Drover Bower. who
Evening star., 1939-08-03
TroveIing Aviory

SCO1TSVILLE, KY: R.-vernie
Douglas. farmer and oil pumper,
didn't disturb a wren's nest when
he found 1t In the back seat of
his automobile, and so acquired a
daily passenger or his trips to work.
Douglas said the mother wren sat
on four eggs in the nest throughout
the smile trip and that when the
car returned home her mate was
there to take her place.
Evening star., 1939-08-03
IS Boys to Race
Through Pies
For Pie Prize

Twenty-Five pie-hungry youngsters
digging into rs large pies will battle
for the pie-eating championship Of
Lafayette School Playground at 4
pm. tomorrow on the school play
ground. The boys have their choice
of weapons, huckleberry or black
berry pie.
To guard against the little fellows
going home with stomach aches, the
contest has been restricted to boys
over IL years old. M. Forney Reese,
playground director, has scheduled a
cracker eating contest for the smaller
children, ineligible for the pie fest.
Contestants, divided into juniors
and seniors, according to their ca
pacity for pie, must wade through
their pies with hands tied behind
them.
The champion, Of course, will get
a prize. It will be a pie.