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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1939-09-10

height separated him from the run
of men for him to be able to con-
vince them of the rightness Of his
theories of government; too broad a
gulf separated his breeding from
that of any but the aristocrats Of
his time, though he was himself
fatherless immigrant. And so, in
tellectually and spiritually, he was
too far from those whom he wished
to influence to be effective. His was
genius which defeated itself. That
is the picture which Mr.. 10th shows
us.
But he does it, as said, with light
touch. Apparently he has never been
able to believe that such mircle
of mental power as Hamilton was
really human, and so the human
pity of Hamilton's case has only en-
tertained him. A prodigy, he seems
to tell us, is only to be wondered
at. Whether he be leading troops In
battle, reconstructing his country
finances or deceiving his wife, he is
still prodigy. The pains of human
ity he surely will not feel. 1t may
be precisely because of this detach-
ment on the part of the writer that
the reader will be moved. It is a
superlatively eloquent way of en-
phasizing Hamilton's distance from
the ordinary rest of us.
Red Strangers
By Elspeth HUXLEY. Ne,O York.
Harper & Bros.
This wholly admirable work pur.
ports to be a novel. Actually, it II
a fictionized study. Its subject
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1939-09-10

one knows in advance what 1t must
inevitably be.
The book is written without any
effort at literary effect. Its merit
lies in the wealth of interesting in
formation to be found In it and
in the convincing authority of its
author. She has lived many years,
so her publisher tells us, among the
natives of whom she writes and has
made them the object of long study.
Her work Is refreshingly different
from the run-of- the-mill novels
being vouchsafed us at the moment,
and the reviewer recommends it
without reservation.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Church
In Afternoon
SundayService

A very delightful program was
held at Unity Baptist church. Sun
day, April "a, $50 pm. which
was based upon the subject, Prog
rcSs If Negroes"
Music was furnished by the
Senior choir, under the capable di-
rcction Of Prof Ratcliff Those APP
pesring on program included: H.
Cato, who gave an interesting
speech on The Negro Race" Mr.
and Mrs A. c. Campbell who rem
dored a beautiful instrumental
duet; Mrs Settlers. a vocal solo;
Rev. Palmer, a lovely solo, and an
instrumental duet by Mr. and Mrs,
Campbell
Among the outstanding speakers
Of the evening wge Rev A Flow
ers. who spoke from the subject,
The Progress Of Negroes" Attor-
ney Willis Graves. who gave
short talk on progress Of Negroes,
and Mr.. Howard who discussed
what the Negroes are doing toward
showing the nation how we can
handle and save our own money
through the newly-organized credit
union.
Remarks were made by the pas
tor, Rev Goss Visitors were Mr..
and Mrs Peterson, II. D. Crosby
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Friendly Club
In A Musical
Programme

Under the sponsorship OF the
Friendly Workers club, a classical
musical performance was presented
at the Veterans Center on Superior
street, Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Orean Williams, treasurer;
Mrs. MARGARET Dunn, and Mrs.
Claudis Butler. received the guest
at the door. Mrs. Emily White,
secretary; Mrs Florence Lightsey.
president, and Mrs. Geraldine
Brown were mistresses of cere-
monies.
The Travelling Star Singers were
one Of the outstanding participants
on the program along with Mrs.
Housworth and Mrs. Lightsey who
rendered several duets and solos.
Miss Sadie Lightsey favored the
group with violin solo, while Mrs.
Emily White gave a lovely reading
A delicious repast followed the
program.
Several CLUBS were present in
GLIDING members Of the Canary
Eight Skylarkers. Tutti Fruitti
Rhinestone and the Scampers
Among the honored guests were
Mrs, Vivian Nash. Mrs. Anna Sad.
gwar. Mrs. Gertrude Perry, and
Mrs, Mildred Perry. Jr.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
WhooPee Twelve
Plan Gay FroIie

In the lovely home Of Mr.. John
Coleman Of Garfield avenue, last
Friday evening. the Whoopee club
held their weekly meet with the
president Mrs. S Coleman prcs-d-
ing
Plans were completed for the May
frolic which is to be sponsored by
the club.
The Whoopees spent a delightful
evening last Saturday, while visit
ing the Independent club Of Mrs.
Geneva Barnett's Of Ann Arbor,
Michigan.
Some Of the guests from Detroit
were: Mr.. J. W. Coleman, the presi-
'dent Of the va Social club and
Miss Matte johnson, an ex-member
Of the Whoopees.
The club was dismissed with the
hostess serving a delicious repast.
Our next meeting w be held
with Miss Evans Of $40 Hendrie.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Mt. Tabor

. Sunday school at Mt. Tabor
church was well-atiended. The II
o'clock services were very inter.
esting Rev P. l.. Wofford, pas
tor, delivered an inspiring sermon
from the subject "A Prescription
for the Sick"
The Golden Leaf quartet rem
dered a musical program for the
deacons and trustees, Sunday after
noon,
Rev. Thomas McClinton preached
from the subject. And he went a
little farther" Sunday night His
sermon preceded the partaking Of
the Lords Supper and the spirit Of
the Lord was manifested
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
First Lady Asks
Race Adjustments

RTVERDALE, N Y. May l2-If
democracy is to be preserved.
equality under the law is essential
Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt declar-
ed this week in a talk at the home
of Mrs Cleveland H. Dodge. here.
The First Lady advocated equal
tty in education. equality in oppor-
tunity for work according to each
individuals ability and in all phases
Of American life.
Poor whites in many states"
she pointed out, "as well as Negroes
are d+sfraftef,ised because of the
poll taxes.
When individuals have no stake
in the country" she continued.
they have not the same feeling Of
responsibility--they do not care
what happens to it. be they white
or black, foreign-born or Of the ear
Hest American stock"
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Church Sponsors
Dedication Services

Rev. Mrs. Charles P. Colbert, pas
tor Of Great Britain Spiritual
church, and Rev V. L. EckridEe,
grand counselor and pastor, would
like to announce that the church
recently held dedicatory services in
their new church home al 94O3 Oak
land avenue. and are holding week
ly meetings regularly.
Sunday services: Sunday school,
$50 am; morning services. HOO
am; evening healing services, 800;
Friday evening message services at
300.
Sunday May 10. which is Mothers
day. there will be a great spiritual
meeting Of visiting ministers and
their congregations accompanied by
the Elite quartet and many other
interesting people.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Miss Mitchell Hostess
To Cayateens Club

Miss Elga Mitchell OF Hague ave-
nue., entertained the Gayateens last
Friday in their meet.
Enthusiastic plans were made for
. roller skating and weiner roast
party which is to be held at Belle
Isle on Friday night,
The results Of the recent election
are as follows; Lesser Estelle was
elected president; Catherine Thorn
as, secretary; Mary Brown. treas
urer; and Sadie Straughn, cores
ponding secretary, Committee APP
pointments were also made.
The meeting was adjourned and
the hostess served a delightful
luncheon.
The club is to held their next
meeting with Mildred Thomas of
1892 -Beaubien.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Mamie Gordy
Crowned May
Queen, Sun.

Miss Mamie Gordy was crowned
Queen OF the May at the gala
dance given by Youth Progressive
club at the Mayfair ballroom last
Sunday evening. Miss Gordy's re-
ceipt Of the laurel wreath indicated
the successful conclusion OF the
popularity contest promoted by the
group. Miss Gordy will be given an
all expense trip 10 the Worlds Fair
al New York City.
Other prize winners included Miss
Magnolia Benton, winner Of the
lovely evening gown which was
second prize; and Miss Wayne Bats
captured the neat little overnight
bag for third place. Mrs. Daisy
Weatherly Won the radio which was
offered as one of the door prizes,
Among those present were:
Dewey Douglass Clara Hunter,
Billy Frazier, Maceo Riley, Cleo
plus Jackson, George Gitterbugl
Brown, John Blount, Lula johnson,
RobeN Brice, Tom Bush, Alpho-sU
Hamilton, Warren Hickey Sam
Bush. Louis S!Bue!,- Erlene Gamer
Ben Payne, Robert Taylor, Mar
jerie Bell, Roy Simm, Mr.. and Mrs.
A Ai,.+feer-AIE-and- Mrs .Harr--=
son, Miss Marie Pruitt. FeTman
johnson, James Matthews, Leroy
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Sorority In
Ohio Regional
Conference

The First Northern Regional Con-
ference Of Sigma Gamma Rho So
rority were guest Of Zeta chapter,
Cleveland, Ohio. May 8 and 7. Soror
Juliette Boykin, Northern Syntak-
ties, presided. Headquarters for the
regional was at the Phyllis Wheat
ley home.
Beside the two general sessions
on Saturday, a panel discussion on
How Does Your Sorority Meet the
Needs OF Your Community" was
held from to 6 pm. Chairman Of
the Panel was Soror Beatrice Fox.
Cleveland, Ohio. Leader, Soror
Dorothy S. Ballard. Washington, D.
C. Participants in the discussion
were Catherine Williams, St. Louis,
Mo; Francis NJ. Mann, New York
City; DR.. E. Ashburn, Chicago, IL;
Myrtle Jackson, Chicago, Ill: Rosa
Gragg, Detroit, Mich; Clio Bahan-
non, Indianapolis, Ind; Helen L.
Cole, Carbondale, H.; Bessie Dam
-ieis5T Gary, Ind-Glosed banquet was
from 6 10 8 pm.
Flowers for the occasion were
given by the Delta Sigma Theta
Sorority Formal dance was given
on Saturday night at the Cosmopoli-
tan.
The open meeting on Sunday aft
-ernaaa- -the-Mt- -CeHsFesa--
tional church, Soror Yolande Mad
dox, Detroit Mich, sang Pace,
Pale, Mic Dio" by C. Verdi and
Joy" by Watts. The address was
given by Soror Ida B Alphin. Wash
ington, D. C. Greetings were given
by Representatives from all over
Greek Letter organizations. Flow
ers were given by the Alpha Kappa
Alpha sorority.
Fifty-three delegates representing
twenty-one chapters were at the re-
gional. Delegates from Detroit were
Sorors Mile Edwards. Lille Belle
Whitsett Flossie Williams, Yolande
Maddox, and Rosa Gragg.
National officers present were
Serers Bertha Black. grand basileus.
Ruby Peake, grand syntaktes; Ethel
Smith, grand grammateus and JUL
cite Boykins, northern syntaktes.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
~ Federation
Plans Dance

The Industrial Federation Of the
Lucy Thurman YWCA. are now
carrying forth elaborate plans for
their Spring Dance to be held al
the "Y' on May 10.
The committee in charge Of the
plans is chaired by Miss Maxine
Smith and Miss Musetta Anderson.
Assisting are Viola Wright, Vivian
Booth. Florence Hendley and 9TH
ers Miss Gwendolyn Thompson is
president Of the Federation.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Young Matrons Sports
And Hobby Club

Friends and members OF the
Young Matrons' Sport and Hobby
club spent an enjoyable evening
last Saturday night at a quilt party
sponsored by the club.
Many guests were present who
amused themselves dancing the jit-
terbug, while others were engrossed
in games Of bridge and whist.
A beautiful handmade quilt was
ratified off; the lucky winner being
Mr., J. Ussery Of Pennsylvania ave
nue.
The Young Matrons are planning
to sponsor a May party sometime
soon, which promises 10 be equally
as entertaining.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Center IS Scene
OF Cav Social

The Veterans Center, 663 Supe-
rior was the scene Of a gay social
last Saturday night sponsored by
the Canary Eight.. .-,.
Many compliments on the menu
were received by the club from the
guests.
Among those present were: The
six" Prognostistoes, Sylvester
Shelton, Shederick Wilkerson, Will
liam Brown, Nathaniel Nixon,
Cleophus Hayes and Wilbert
Foulkes Two Of the Brewster City
Big Fellows were also seen among
the guests who were Lorenzo D.
Snowden, and Ernest Howard,
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Women's Club In
CoIorfuI Bridge Fete

The Women's Division of the
NJ. F. D. c. began their spring ac-
tivities with bridge party that was
a mammoth success. Several lovely
prizes were awarded those with the
highest scores. Mrs. Audrey Priestly
was winner OF the beautiful first
prize donated by Judge D. J. Healy
Of the Juvenile court. Miss Anne
Fisher won second prize and Miss
Hixon third.
Those attending were: Mother
Lewis, Virginia White, Helen How
ell Mildred Randolph, Wilhemena
Brown, Catherine Jones, Ernestine
Walker, Fannie Dozier, Ann Fisher.
Audrey Priestly. Mrs. Charles c.
Digs, Misses Palmer and Hixon.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Mrs. West Surprised
On Her Natal Day

Mrs. Emma West was feted with
a surprise birthday party by her
husband, Bennie, last Thursday
night at their home.
Many lovely gifts were received
by the hostess and a delightful
luncheon was served. Several excit-
ing games commenced, and a jolly
good time was had by all
Among the guests were; Mr.. and
Mrs. Mitchell. Mr. and Mrs. Carr
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Newton, Mr.. and
Mrs Elton Davis, Misses Ruth and
Margaret Bines, Jimmie Mae Gard
ner, Aaron Cross, Steven Doss, Julia
Byrd, Mrs Lizzie Davis, Mrs Nell
lie Ridley, Mrs. Mildred Hamilton,
Wiiberjian West and many others,
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Paragonettes In
Gay Dance

Both lively and lovely was the
balloon frolic given by the Para
gonettes, an aggregation Of gals
who know how 10 do gay things
in a gala way, at the Larks club,
last week,
Responsible for the evening were:
Ernestine Talley, president; Gather
inc Truman vice president; Jane
Lett, secretary; Thelma Thompson,
treasurer; Lavisha West, Thelma
Thompson, Olivia Thompson, Cath
crime Truman, Ernestine Talley,
Jane Lett, Viola Wright, Cecil Cal
len and Margaret Rhue.
Chairing the dance committee was
Viola Wright, assisted by Olivia
Thompson and Catherine Truman.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Quo Vadis Club
In Weekly Meet

Miss Lueiia Harold, and Mrs.
Arts Walker entertained the Quo
Vadis club, Thursday a, the Wayne
County Political club
After a lovely Dutch luncheon.
bridge was the afternoon attraction.
The bridge score Of each member
in the club is kept by the secretary
for the month and on the first
Thursday Of each month, the mem
Der having the highest score re-
ceives first prize. Roberta Adams
Of Vinewood avenue was first prize
winner last month, and Arlena
Walker won consolation prize.
The next meeting will be held
At the W c. P. club May II with
Mrs, Lucille Smith acting hostess.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Girl Reserves
In Weekend
Conference
Mrs. Bella Mcknight
To Speak

A Girl Reserve weekend con-
ference from May 10 TO q will be
sponsored at Lucy Thurman Branch
Y.W,C.A. by the Girl Reserve COM
mittee and the Branch Inter-Club
Council for Girl Reserves, their
parents and friends.
The featured speaker will be Mrs.
Bella Taylor Mcknight, inter-racial
secretary OF the Toledo, Ohio Y. W.
c. A. who will speak at the Satur-
day morning session on THE Tech
nique Of Leadership" and again at
a one o'clock luncheon for Girl
Reserve advisers and committee
members on Helping the Adde'S
cent and Pre-Adolescent Girl to
Find Her Place in the World OF
Today"
The conference opens on Friday
afternoon, May 10, with an open
house program from 4 to 6 o'clock
for high school Girl Reserves and
their friends This will feature a
tour OF the YW.C.A. building, roller
-kkatias--Pias-PeHsr-s-CAissss-
checker tournament and a dramati-
zstion Of a typical Girl Reserve
club meeting by the Amicitia Girl
Reserves.
A buffet supper at $40 for girls
and their parents will precede
musical program and a panel dis
cussion by parents and daughters on
Growing Up Together"
A coed dance at o'clock is to
be benefit party for Camp Nor
com, the Lucy Thurman Branch
Y. W. C. A. school girls camp.
Saturdays program includes the
1890 meeting of the Girl Reserve
Branch Council made up of high
school officers and committee
chairmen with Mrs. Mcknight: the
advisers luncheon; and a junior
fashion show from to featuring
Junior Girl Reserves as models.
This is Camp Norcom benefit.
The conference ends on Sunday
afternoon with a mother-daughter
tea from to o'clock, sponsored
by the North End Girl Reserves of
whom Evelyn Pace is president.
Mrs. Eugene Hills and Miss Wini-
fred Fairfax are general co-chair-
men.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
Housewives Group
Unveils Portrait

DETROIT. Mich. May Plump
The Housewives League a local
association and auxiliary 10 the
Booker T Washington Trade Asso-
citation, unveiled a hand painted
portrait Of the educator, Booker T.
Washington, May Q at the Russell
school.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13

The bottom. cups and pefches Of i
new bird cage can be removed for
servicing without a person inserting his
hand into the cage to frighten an oeeu-
pant.
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13

A California man has built up a
profitable business OF collecting pol
sonous insects for laboratories and
nussrH
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13
The Church OF Cod

The sunday school sessions al
the Church Of God opened last
Sunday morning at the usual hour
with the superintendent Samuel
t,---.-.l L..
The Michigan chronicle. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1936-current, 1939-05-13

AAa44It4SrH E1LGS4Q4IlE
Eleven-thirty services found the
Rev. 7. D. McGhee preaching an
interesting sermon. B. Y. p. U.
followed al $40 pm. al which ses-
sion an announcement was made Of
the special Mothers day service
which the group will render Sun
day Mrs Fife Randels is presi-
dent Of the group.
Rev McGhee spoke at 800 eve
ming services. Mrs. jamie Hair is
church scribe.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1939-12-08
CONTRIBUTE TO
SOCK FILTERS

Swelling the contributions re-
ceived from Tacoma firms, the Elks
Stocking Filters have Just received
subscription lists from the employees
on the third floor Of the City hall
and also from the carstens Pack
ing Co.
City hall employees. third floor,
turned in contributions totalling
S22, while those from Carstens
amounted to s23. The city en-
ployes were E. M. Wetherell, Ruby
Nicholas, Genevieve Martin, Edna
Melsnes, Leonore Green, Arthur M.
Angove, Clarence M. Boyle.
Howard Carothers, Irene d.
Strong. Vera Coughlin, Edith
Moody, Ralph Frye, J. J. Billsbor-
row, A. N. Lowan, H. +. Smith,
v. Lind Jackson, Winora s. Page,
Aileen X. futile. r. A. Button.
r. r. Nichols. Cecilia Lewis and
George #. Abel.
Carstens employees were Howard
Wilson, Harold Ronquist, Etheline
Munizza, Art Torgerson, Carl La
viola, Marshall Thoresen, L. H.
Ward, r. E. Prize, C. c. Lawrence,
Forrest Weingard, Vern Wood, Ivy
Christensen, Marie Machacek,
Katherine Longey, Teddy Shipping
Joe Dechaux, Charles Zinski, Tony
Baginski, Ralph Roper. Charles
Sienkiewich, Art Leschner and
Charles Ramage.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1939-12-08
SEASONALITY
TO BE TOPIC

OLYMPIA = Hearings On the
seasonal status Of the logging and
kindred Industries win be held in
Wenatchee and Seattle next week.
Jack Z. Bates. Unemployment CON-
pensation commissioner, said to-
day.
At Wenstchee December Il the
hearing win take up whether
operations Of employers In log
ging. boxmal<ing and sswmilling
industries east az the Cascades are
seasonal under the Job insurance
law.
The Seattle hearing the follow
ing day WIN Be on seasonslity Of
Iogging operations IN all western
washington counties. including
8kamania-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1939-12-08
WILL MAKE MAP OF
PROPOSED AIRPORT

City survey crews will utilize
any time they have available In
making a contour map of the pro-
posed airport site on 9Th ave-,
Works Commissioner Bergersen in
Dictated today.
M. ]. McCaslin, Airport Gang
chairman, told the council the coun-
ty commissioners were favorable to
making such a survey of about 240
acres of the site outside the city
limits when funds are available.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1939-12-08
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to meet
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-12-29
GERMAN NAVAL
 HERO INTERVIEWED

Boston, Dec. 1e-(UP)-Efnest Rudolf Heitnnanfi, captain of the self.interned NaM oil tanker Pauline Friedrich and hero of one of Ger@ many's greatest naval exploits Of the World war, predicted today that small raiders will play but ( minor role in the current war.
 This war, the Cur1yshaifed 62- year.old seadog said, will produce nothing like the 15smontii exploit of the Gerpan raider Wolf which claimed capture of 14 vessels and the damaging or sinking of 14 others.
 "Battleships and cruisers may EeS through blookades but not slow shius like the Wolf on which 1 served tifi1 der Captain Kari August Merger as warrant officer" said Heitzfn6rin whose ship has been here since the start of the war.
 Tn those days we did not have to worry about airplafes looking Us tip. Today. how could ( vessel ike the Wolf, which did only ii knots. get away7"
 Heitzmanfl. awarded an iron Gross when the Wolf slipped safely into Kiel, said after the war he met 6fie of its prisoners, aii American sea- man who rushed tip to shake faiids.
 What did 1 say7 Why i said w1iat all sailors say. Have q dfink'P
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-12-29

e. He will De apt Co hur1 inyectives, In which case you would argue. DON'T"
 "P.please,' she warned him in the tones of the ii1comparable Beat trice Lillie. whereupon he said. Now don't get fussy, ladyI l try this every evening and once in q hundred times l meet with success :"
 MT. Towne's book has another little suggestion relative to taxis:
 "T warn you never to give . New York driver merely five cents, ever. for he will be apt to htirl invectives at you"
 And that isn't all. If you ignore MT. Towne and DO go ahead and slip your New York taxi driver a nickel tip if he DOES hur2 inc vectives right back at you, "iti which sorry case you would be inclined to argue with him. :"
 Here MT. Towne gives the sound- est advice of the whole book:
 DON'T"
 WARNINGS FOR
 EVERY OCCASION
 He issues @ lot of warnings, in fact, including this one:
 Discover for yourself just how much liauor you can take without becoming a bit of 6 jackass."
 The look gives all elementary lesson on how to answer c belated, fiattery telegraphed invitation to c party. The answer should go-take