The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1939-06-22


IF YOU HAVEN'T A FEW REAL
enemies, you haven't done much. Don't let
| their chatter bother-Ex.
THE LATEST DIVORCE WE HEARD
| about is over money trouble. 1t is about the
money he thought she had and the money
she thought he had.-Baudette Region.
.
MARY Finn WRITES FROM AN
Ohio tourist camp: This is good place to
stop-very inexpensive" A newspaper wo-
man vacations.
IF THE COUNCIL ATTEMPTS TO
regulate sound cars, why not insist they all
make the loop travelling in the same direc-
ton. When two meet, one playing Tiger
Rag and the other, 'The Gangs All Here"
harmony abdicates.
OUR ADVERTISING. MAN INSISTS
the new bowling alleys are unfair competi-
ton. Didn't have trouble enough, he COM
plains, with vacations and managers-out-to-
coffee. Now they're all over bowling.
The smart summer resort is the one
that is building Fairgrounds and beaches for
children and making itself a respected place
for the whole family to come and enjoy it.
self. Grand Rapids Herald.
IRELAND IS SAID TO HAVE THE
largest percentage of unmarried men and
women. Apparently they sing about them,
but don't marry them-Swift County Mont
tor.
'BIG BUSINESS. HAS sHRUNK CON-
siderable in stature during the past few
years, but big Government" and big
Labor" are now assuming proportions that
threaten the welfare of the people.-Milan
Standard.
IF ANY INTERPRETATION OF THE
Minneapolis election results is necessary, it's
that slightly over half the people are fed up
with union labor's leadership in the Farmer
Labor party and few under half figured
anything would be better than a slot ma
chine regime.
DOCTORS NOW PROCLAIM THAT
digging dandelions is the greatest girth re-
ducing, health renewing exercise there is.
We always did say that everything was put
in the world for purpose.-Albert Lea Tri-
bune.
TT USED TO BE STANDARD IN ALL
schools to teach the names of the home
county's townships so that pupils could rat
tie them off, left to right top row, then seq
ond etc. Apparently local geography is out
today. A 1889 high school grad we know
thought Springfield was in Redwood county.
.
Economists have figured out that me-
chanization enabled American farmers to
| increase small grain production Is per cent
With only two-thirds of the labor required
81 fo,x ,,.,;ll
find something to do in the spare time if the
economists can decide on what to do with the
extra grain
THE VALUE OF THE HIGHWAY
patrol as a state police agency is realized
most at such times as Sunday when a tor
| nado swept through Anoka. First at the
scene, the patrolmen served as a nucleus
around which volunteer emergency corps
was quickly formed.
ALL PROPERTY AND BASES OF
value on the tax rolls, fair assessment and
no one called upon to pay more than his fair
share of taxes-that is the ideal system of
taxation. 1t will probably never be reached,
but that shouldn't stop us from trying to
reach it-Northfield News.
A LOS ANGELES WOMAN WHO IS
suing an Evangelist for stolen kiss alleges
the kiss was an awful shock to her nervous
system and resulted in loss of appetite and
loss of sleep. She doesn't want damages.
She wants another kiss.-Swift County
Monitor.
A MOVEMENT SHOULD BE START
ed to expand the federal tenant purchase
program. Few things would be as helpful
or would contribute so much to the satisfac-
ton and content of so many people. It would
be long range program and bring many
blessings and add to the strength of the ma
tion.-Long Prairie Leader.
ONCE MORE SCHOOL is OUT, AND
parents of children have real job on their
hands, keeping the youngsters busy and
happy. Rural parents will not have that
trouble There will be plenty for the
youngsters on the farm to do to keep them