Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1939-12-07

onto the Farmer-Laborites recently
so now maybe it will be found that
the insects along with several other
insects, was brought here by them
I have heard that shouting com.
munism is like rafting bones in {
closet well, at any rate com.
munism's ghost is sure playing havoc
in Finland. Those fellows Away!
stood for peace at any price so
guess their trip into Finland is t.
make the first payment.
You know, though, that was thu
best method brought up yet to ge
us over there to fight :. they stepped
right on our pocketbook.
You know, I'll bet though, if tn,
communist government which ha
been set up in Finland, is recognized
those fellows will divide among them
selves what we have been getting OF
Finland's debt.
One of the plankS in a 10-poin
program advanced for recovery b,
the National Association of Manu-
facturers is one advising us to for
get the something for-nothing the
cries; all the governmental SAINT;
Clauses" Now why should anyone
be asked to forget Santa Claus a
this time of the year?
Oh, well, l bet that plank wa
drafted in a community which alread,
has received government help to paw,
all its streets, install its water anc
sewage system, build village hall
erect new school building and Il
defeat the Republicans.
After we have full Stomachs W.
are not much concerned except tina
someone else clear the table /;
dog will forSake you every time tt
take his nap after he has been givel
full stomach.
The Republicans are going to sounc
out farmers in this section what will
two of their good listeners, DeWe,
and Gannett, coming here. It's ;
sure thing they won't have to have
their ears so very close to the grount
to hear the farmers.
The farmer will be undergoing an
other period of treatment for his ill
the coming winter and summer .
why l wouldn't be surprised to hea
that he will even be cured of bein,
a farmer.
A news item tells us that Englant
had $500 hit and run motor accident
during the past year well, well
I'll be blitherin' idiot, if they haven
them bloomin' blightahs ovah theaf
A rare elephant tree has been dis
covered south of San Diego, Calf
. that ought to come in handy TO
Arbor day planting at the Whit
House in 1910.
The way some are already talking
it might even be an appropriat
memorial for the Republicans in thi
state
Headline: "Stassen to Speak a
Fertile Monday" BY golly, 1 won
der if the name of the town Shout
have anything to do with the qualit
of his listeners.
The Chinese are using stamps TO
money .. we could just as well d
that here as more of them are i
circulation.
l see where mistrial was denie
in certain criminal proceeding be
cause it was found that the only por
ton one of the jurors had read i
newspaper was the funnies. That
the portion 1 think some of our leg
islators read before they put on tn
statute books the new village cleo
ton law and some of the recen
school laws.
The meeting of the state bee-keep
ers on Tuesday and the meeting Q
the Republicans on Wednesday sug
gests the thought that some one i
likely to get stung.
The states Democrats probabl
won't have a meeting :. it is doubt
full whether or not they can get
quorum.
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