The Waterbury Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1917-1946, 1939-11-20

Joke that seems to have been over
looked by the cable editors: The
comnnissar placed In charge Of the
Soviet Oil Dept (from which Ger
many viii have to get the supplies
It wants. is named Lazar Kagano-
witch. He's Semitic One OF
the first statements after getting the
assignment land nobody has printed
IT'D was that there is an oil short
age In Russia" -. Hawl
Marion O'Neil must be choking
from laffing over the George Low
Their, 3rd-Eileen Herrick circus /. :.
Then there's Broadway strip-teas-
er, who alleges George really loves
her George amt that wonder
full The Gardner Bridges
Lorraine Frey expect their image
In Feb. He's the Associated Press
day city editor. She's the ex-Vani-
ties ooh-gee- whiz Society re-
porters oughta check the buzz that
O. Carpenter, Jr., of 202 East 62nd
Street and the socialedger, is secretly
stitched to q Vassar pretty named
Brenda The Czech Consul has
been missing for two months
One Indictment for narcotic viola
lions will name $50 men In the
Southern District of New York be-
fore New Years !. Kuhn's law
yer was the counsel for the prostitute
In the case which resulted in the
removal Of Magistrate Jean Norris.
Many people think Carlo will wed
that dietician on the coast by Christ
mas. We don't think she will at
any time Eddie Mead, Henry
Armstrong; manager, and Gloria
Youngblood Gas suspected all along)
are secretly blended Rudy
Valentines wife, Natacha Rambova,
Is back hiding from pals at the Fifth
Avenue hotel. She's now wed to an
officer of Frances navy Benay
Venuta will middle-aisle with Ar
mand Deutsch, kin of Sears Roe
buck :. . The U. s. has four bill
lion dollars twisted in Germany
more than England Jack Colt,
son Of Ethel Barrymore, and Mar
jorie Bancroft, Boston socialady, are
etcetera Betty Brady Schur-
man, who just Renoverhauled her
groom, will soon elope with Thomas
Hoyt, a Wall Strasser Kay
Stammers, the British tennistar,
and Mike Menzies, Scot, are a
merger-threat for early 1910 =.
Mary Healy, Of the Noon pitchers,
Is wearing Franchot Tones jewelry
and Randolph Scots gardenias.
Add Capone Legends: States At
torney Courtney of Chicago is quoted
as saying he believes the Eddie o.
Hare murder can be traced to the
Caporle monsters Chicago edi-
tors say the murder car was traced
to Cicero address, where the Ca
pone gang rendezvous'd But
another theory by underwriters is
that Capone's crowd had nothing to
do with the killing. That former
henchmen gave O'Hare the business
to convey to AL, stay out of Chi!'
II Samuel Goldwyn gets out OF
United Artists they say he will COM
bine with Howard Hughes to form
a major flicker firm :. The likke1
board win take action soon on the
findings of a British court, which
found several hooch firms guilty Of
false labelling, etc. :. Evelyn Wahle
of Margin for Error" and 5th Ave.
nue. lawyer, are Lohengrinning .
A Swedish mission has been here
for days to buy boinbers for Stock.
holm. They are quartered at the
Republic Aircraft Co., Farmingdale
|. One of the famed pro-Naz
journalists Is on Germany's latest
purge list. Orders to Bundists here
are to see that he has an acct.
dent Capitol gagsters say
that Garner can't be the Democra-
tic candidate for President because
F. D. r. doesn't like him that much
and that Senator Wheeler of Mon
tana thinks he has q chance "be.
cause F. D. r. dislikes him less"
The National Press Clubbers greet
that with: But not that much
lessl"
The Duke Of windsor is very
popular with the Tommies at the
Front, but not with the British
High Command, they say. Because
he wears brown suede shoes witt
his uniform >. American passen'
ger ships are slated to use Genos
as their terminal port in Yurrop /
plans jell -. The reason this wal
Is one that nobody knows-is tina
1t is "the war about which nobod,
dares tell" :. Sydney Spier's ash
es were gently tossed to the Broad
way winds from the top Of the Para
mount Bldg. Friday Lowell
Thomas Is doing his daily grind witt
a strep throat :. Ten of the town
biggest lawyers have made hug
wagers that Kuhn will be convicted
This column is betting o,
acquittal Slogan for the Rex
Cross: It's great to be a go-getter
But 1t greater being a go-giver.