The Coolidge examiner., 1939-07-06
EASY.

CIcuSAAAdn d1sCARsSA SA~s.S,
to blow his brains out, but being
near-sighted, he. missed l know a
lot of folks who arena near-sighted,
who would have a hard time to
keep from mis-, ,ing theirs--if they
attempted suicide. Nothing person
dD. go.
TELLING THE WORLD
When a hen cackles she is tell
Ing the world that she has laid
an egg. She is saying: Folks,
have just laid an egg in the nest
come and get H."
A certain man in a certain town
rcfuseu 10 advertise his business
in the local paper because that
paper carried advertisements for
tlrns in \ nearby city. The objAo
ton was that the local sheet was
helping to send business away FROM
"oJr town."
The objection is unfair.
First of all, 1T Is the papers busi-
ness 10 advertise ard it is the busi-
ness man business and privilege
to use the paper for that purpose.
Cily papers carry adds for firms
in small towns. Also city firms
use small town papers.
II city firm thinks the small
tcwr uaie is importdn' enough t.
advertise for it certainly the lccal
merchant should think the same.
Folk go where they can get what
they want-and even I; you have
what you think they want YOU
HAVE TO TELL THEM-AND
TELL THEM AGAIN.
A merchant will not make sale
until he gets the customers in his
store
Advertising Is the best medium
thru wLn. 10 accomplish this. IL
is not a matter of competition. IL
is simrly matter of telling the
wcrid you are on the job, whether
there is anybody else about or not.
The only bank in town in which
| formally lived ran large ad o2
weeks in the year in the local
weekly paper. That bank was un-
willing to take it for granted that
every body knew it was there.
THE EXACT TIME
Asked when the baby was born
the young father replied: Between
the second installment on the radio
and the fourth installment on the
automobile"
NOT so SURE
Henry Ford expressed the opin-
ion that the three recent SUBJ
marine disasters were the result
of sabotage-that these were
part of a scheme by financial war
makers to get this country into
war. Said Mr.. Ford: THE real
truth is that wars are over-with
and the financial warmakers don't
know it,
We are no so sure that wars are
over with. We do share the sus-
picion that a great part of the war
fever existent in the world today
is created by financial warmakers.
Unless they are run down or
smoked out the agitation will Pro-
duce a war somewhere.
In this fight against war We
are approaching the situation much
the same as we do regarding many
other unfortunate conditions in
life-we are fighting effects. we
strike at the nation armed to the
hilt, ready for action. and forget
the fellows who are working under
cover agitating the condition.
The truth is that the average
citizen wants to be through with
war but the financial warmakers
will not let him. A great amount
of labor and money are made
available thru manufacture of
munitions and while your average
man does not want war he does
want the work and the money that
are made possible thru producing
the things with which wars are
fought. He takes the labor and the
money with hope that nothing
serious will result from the pro-
duction OF his hands.
VICTIMS OF EXCITEMENT
A seventeen year old girl in
Baltimore dropped dead when she