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The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Weddings
Church Group Has
Home Card Party

The womens Get Together CluE
Of the Third Congregational church
gathered yesterday afternoon ct the
home Of Mrs. David Mcconnell for
a card party. Mrs. Mcconnell was
assisted by Mrs. Joseph Donnelly,
Mrs. william Detweiler and Mrs. p.
p. Costaldo.
Those attending were: Mrs. Har.
old L. Fo9g, Mrs. Albert Harris, Mrs,
Arthur Nichols, Mrs. Erslzine Rus
sell, Mrs. Frank Wilson, Mrs. Har.
ry Pritchard, Mrs. George Nolan,
Mrs. Frederick Hamm, Mrs. Henry
Vollers, Mrs. Frank Sanford, MIS-
Harry Roden, Mrs. Henry Light
MRS. John 8. Joyce, Mrs. James
Mcclellan, Mrs. Joseph p. Geghan
Mrs. william Weston, Mrs. Joseph
Smith, Mrs. william Knickerbocher
Mrs. Joseph II. Mackie, Mrs. Albert
Harris, Mrs. Julius Barnauskas, Mr4
Martin Schmidt, Mrs. Conner Lew.
Is, Mrs. James Donnelly, Mrs. George
Knowles, Mrs. Otto Drumm, Mrs
Harry Kelly, Mrs. Howard Pitcher
Mrs. Paul VandeBogart, Mrs. Edwin
Glover and Mrs. Louis vonLott.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Girls Drum Corps
Plans Xmas Party

The Brass City Girls Fife. Drum
and Bugle Corps has completed
plans for its annual Christmas par
ty which will be held Monday, De-
cember 10, at Grange Hall in Mill
Plain. Ali parents OF members Of the
corps are cordially invited 10 at
tend the event.
The committee in charge is head
ed by Chairman Doris German. as
sisted byb Agnes Mitnick, Catherine
Healey, Betty Curling. Lena Pos
senate, Dorothy Hopkins, Emelia
Sirica, and Lorna Spencer.
The Mothers Club Of IS. Peter
and Paul's church will meet to-
morrow evening at 8:15 o'clock at
the school hall. Following the meet
ing O social will be enjoyed. Mrs.
Raymond Synnott is in charge OF
arrangements assisted by MRS. Mat
thew Noonan, Mrs. John Roberts,
Mrs. Lawrence Skelly, Mrs. Lawrence
st. Louis, Mrs. william Woods, Mrs.
william Cheeky and Mrs. Robert
Welsh.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Couple rendered
Anniversary Party

Mr.. and Mrs. Stephen Gyuricsko,
Jr., were honored at dinner party
recently, the occasion being their
thirtieth wedding anniversary. The
couple were the recipients Of many
beautiful gifts.
Those attending were: Mrs. K.
Eisenberger, Mr.. and Mrs. 8. Gyuric-
sko, ST., Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdinand
Gyuricsko, Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
stokes Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick Gyu-
ricsko, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Geyer, Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Hoffman, Mr.. and
Mrs. II. Mueller, Mr. and Mrs. j.
Eisenberger, Mr.. and Mrs. 8. Gyu-
ricsko, Jr., ]. Eisenberger,. Martin
Eisenberger, Rose dyuricsko. job
anna Gyuricsko, George Gyuricsko,
Marie, Paul, Frederick and Margaret
Geyer, Barbara Joan and Marion
Demenske, Frederick dyuricsko, Jr.,
Robert A. Stokes, Maurice and
James Harmon, George Lasky, Jr.,
Herman Mueller, Jr., Hilda Ross
Hoffman and Joseph and Edward
Eisenberger.
The Miss and Mr.. club OF the
Second Congregational church will
meet this evening at O'Clock n
the church parlor.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21

WEN Is Not Entirely Game Of Luck; Skill Is Required
Bidding. PLAY

Luck more or less decides wheth-
or or not you make your contract
on the deals Of one, two or three
cards. On the deals Of four cards
or more, however, o great deal OF
skill enters into the game.
While there can be no set rule to
govern the bidding, 1t may prove
helpful to count one trick for each
trump more than one, and to count
one half trick for each ace or king.
For example, II you hold four
trtmps and an ace In q seven-card
deal, the limit Of the tricks you may
expect to win would be four. II
your trumps were small, you should
reduce that by one trick.
I want to caution you against
Overlooking In WEN. You are often
In O position to put two and some
times three other players overheard
If you have rnderbid your hand q
trick or two; while II you have bid
your hand to the limit, you must win
all the tricks you can, regardless OF
the opportunities you may have to
put others overheard. Remember to
provide yourself with out-cards.
Some Of the most interesting
hands in WEN are no trumps
hands. In these hands you receive
the greater number of cards. Gen.
orally, the player making the OPEN
lead has the advantage. If he has
the good fortune to be dealt long
suit with top cards, he :an run 1t.
In third or fourth position. you
must establish your high cards and
wait to get In the lead. However, In
doing so, be sure to retain low
card OF another suit, 80 that when
you get In and cash your high cards
you can get out again with the Low
one.
Aces and kings are the most i'm.
portant cards IN bridge but In WEN
you will find that the deuces anc
treys are Just as important.
NEXT; winning plays IN WEN
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Albertus Magnus Chapter
Bridge, Show This EUening

Alumnae will sponsor o fur show. and
bridge under the craftsmanship Of
Miss Catherine Rochon.
Ftlrs, which will be shown, will In
cludwe distinctive models Of sport,
afternoon and evening styles in the
popular furs Of the day. Hats for
sport and afternoon wear will also
be shown. Door prizes and table
prizes will be awarded and refresh
ments will be served.
The fashion show will be broad
casted promptly at $3.50 and those
planning to attend are requested To
be at the auditorium ct 8:15 and TO
bring their own playing cards.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Dorothy Fitzpatrick
Honored By Friends

Miss Dorothy Fitzpatrick who is
to be married to Joseph B. Burns
on Thanksgiving day, was guest OF
honor at a miscellaneous shower
held at the home Of Mrs. Edmond
Perregaux Of Storrs on Thursday
evening. The house was attractively
decorated with yellow and bronze
parasols and flowers. A buffet
luncheon was served with q large
wedding cake forming the center
piece for the table.
The guests included: Mrs. Roy
Jones, Mrs. Andre Schenker, Mrs.
Paul Putnam, Mrs. winthrop Tilley,
Mrs. Ray Guyer. Mrs. Sumner Dole,
Mrs. James Barnett, Mrs. Burton
DAYTON, Mrs. Preston White, Mrs.
Benjamin Brown, Mrs. Preston
Bailey, Mrs. Howard Rollins, Mrs
Harry Garrigus, Mrs. Ray Whetten,
Mrs. Frederick Sadler, Mrs. Burton
Hall, Mrs. Paul Bugbee, Mrs. Claude
Costello, Mrs. Kate Lamson, Mrs
Edmond Perregaux and Misses
Betty Porter, Virginia Albee, Mil
dred Smith, Ruth Jones, Marjorie
Smith and Margaret Ives.
Miss Florence Pelletier whose
marriage took place today was CUES
OF honor ut q miscellaneous shove,
given recently at the scovill's Girl
club. She was the recipient OF man,
beautiful gifts. A delicious luncheon
was served.
The guests included: Mrs. Wilfret
Martin, Helen Neagle, Jean DAILY
Alice Powers, Kitty Kane, Mrs. Maui
rice Fitzgerald, Mrs. Emily Albone
Mrs. Edward Conner. Mrs. Raymond
Beck Of New Haven, Edna Brous'
seau, Rose Mcmahon, Mrs. Andrew
Conda, Marie Conda, Ethel Wright
Michael Kelly, Mrs. Betty Brennan
Kae Caravan, Mrs. Charles Ludy
Mary Orsini, Joseph Cipriano, Heller
Qervais, Florence Tedesco, Marian
Evans, Mrs. Nora Zell, Mrs. ChriI
Sullivan, Margaret Perazello, Mrs
Betty Cronin. Phyllis Martin o
Naugatuck, Mrs. Patrick Ford, Iren
Brousseau, Rita Bpousseau, Margare
Dillon, Grace Dillon, Mrs. Patricl
Kennedy, Mrs. Frederick Martin
Mrs. Thomas Reynolds, Mrs. Edwar'
Blake, Mrs. Harold Ahearn, Mrs
Marcella Jocovina, Margaret Cluney
Mrs. Lucian Bessette, Mrs. Fran
Pyne, Mrs. Rosetta Kennedy, Rutl
Kennedy, Mrs. Dennis Synott, Mar
garet Neagle, Mrs. James Neaglt
Yvonne 0ignac, Mrs. Nellie Graham.
Mrs. Ethel selby, Helen Fitzgerald
Mrs. Thomas Fitzgerald, Mrs. Nelli
Baribault, Mrs. Telesphore, Pelletiel
Nellie shea, Ethel Brick, Anna Pol
onis, Fannie DeFrancesco, Mrs. Ev
Trepanier, Mrs. Edith zurlo, Mr.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21

could not eat before, yet they did
not hurt me.
"This relief from constipation re-
lieved the gas, bloating, that disa-
greeable water rising in my throat,
and my sleep Is restful. I feel SO
good now that I can hardly thank
Wendell enough"
The medicine that did 50 much
good for this well known resident 10
/, sold by all leading druggists, and is
highly recommended here By Apoth-
ecarics Hall Co, IS Bank Street,
Rickman's Drug Store, = N. Main
Street. Bristol; The Spooner Drug
Co, Oakvllle; Naugatuck Drug Co.
q D0novan's Phcy., I'm N&ugatuck;
Lennon Phcy. In Thomaston.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Contract Bridge
ELTON CONTRACT CLUE


Top scorers in the Monday after.
noon session Of the Elton Contract
Club conducted by Mrs. William
Sherman Smith were: North and
South: Mrs. M. II. Toomey and Mrs
]. B. Kelsey, 90; Mrs. John Mon.
zani and Mrs. J. Al Wright, IS Ia;
Mrs. George Pierpont and Mrs. e. j.
Nelson, 80 and East and West: Mrs,
George Russell and Mrs. Frank
Bailey, 81 la; Mrs. Joseph Wolfe
and Mrs. Thomas Bane, 80: Mrs.
Charles Webb and Mrs. Louis Bau-
vier, II.
The standing to date Is as follows:
Pierpont. Nelson, 465 Ia; Stett-
bacher Collins, $50 l-2; Spicer- Hess
AT and East and West: Bane-Wolft
$40 l-2; Dunphy- Secor, 468 Ia and
Monzani- Collins 46l.
In last evenings session Of the
Elton Club winers were: Thomas
Deeley and David scully, rs l-2;
Mrs. Ruth Hurlburt and Miss Mad
cline Marshall tied with Alvin Da-
Wis and Herbert Root, SO and East
and West Mrs. Henry Mack and Mrs
w. g. Smith, 70; Walter 0eragthy
and Alfred Goldman, 81 Ia, Peter
Gagnon and Harry scully, IS Ia.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21

Members Of the state Officers
md REGENTS club Of the Connecticut
Daughters Of the American Revolu-
lion, from all parts Of the state,
gathered yesterday In the New Ha-
ZEN Lawn club for the annual
uncheon-meeting. Following the
luncheon Mrs. John Laidlaw Buel,
Ietiring president Of the club, call
ID the meeting to order and routine
business was disposed OF. The re-
port Of the nominating committee,
Hiss Sarah Mead Webb Of Stam-
lord, Mrs. James r. Hunter Of this
Pity and Mrs. Frederick A. Strong
& Bridgeport, wac read and accept
d; and the following officers and
irectors were elected for q term Of
hree years: president, Mrs. Clar-
nce II. Wickham, Hartford; first
ice-president, Miss Emeline A.
Btreet, New Haven; second vice.
President, Mrs. Phineas H. ingalls,,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Coming Events
NOVEMBER

NOVEMBER
Nov. 22--H. w. Ferrin ct First
Methodist church.
Nov. 24-Sigma Alpha Phi soror-
ity dance, Davenport hall.
Nov. rs, 2 p. m.-Children's pro.
gram, at Women's club.
Nov. 26-Santa Maria circle din
ner, Shells Chateau.
Nov. 27--Catnolic high school re-
union, school hall.
Nov. 2s-Bachelors dinner-dance
at Waterbury Country club.
Nov. 2S--Alice D. Bond, lecturer,
Women's club.
Nov. 29--Sacred Heart H. 8. alum.
nae formal dance, The Elton.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
Miss Edith Lago IL
rendered ShotOers

Miss Margaret Mandino Of Bank
street, was hostess OF 0 tee and
shower recently ct her home In
honor Of Miss Edith Lago, who Is
being married Monday TO A. Michael
Tremaglio Of Francis street.
Guests present were: Kay Brod-
erick, Theresa Tremaglio, Helen
Jamele, Lena Del Po, Florence d.
Nicola, Lena 0arafola, Lucy Russo,
Rose Aguglia, jeanette d Pietro,
Lucy d Pietro, Lena Lago, Marie
Nolan.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21

Mrs. Rose DeCola was hostess ct
o grocery and personal shower given
recently at her nome In honor Of
her daughter, Miss Ida DeCola.
Those present were: Mrs. Rose
Perugini, Mrs. Anna Ferrucci, Mrs.
Mary Marco, Mrs. Maize Guiditto,
Mrs. Lucy Pesino, Mrs. Mamie 5cia.
retti, Mrs. Ida Colaci, Mrs. Gem
Pesino, Mrs. Jennie Storfa, MRS,
Alice Tiso. Mrs. Jean Mature, Mrs.
Mary Trentino, Mrs. Angelina De-
Vito, Mrs. Anna Facayelli, Mrs. Anna
Gallo, Mrs. Mary Gugliotti. Mrs. An
gelina Pesino, Misses Lena DeCola,
Nudge Guiditto, Lena Guiditto. Mar
garet and Anna Tiso, Minnie
Brincke, Jean Pesino, Louise DeSola
Mary varlise, Doris Guidetto and
Ida DeCola.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
SOCIAL ACTIVITIES

one Of the outstanding social
events Of the winter season takes
place this evening at 8:l5 o'clock ct
the auditorium Of the Waterbury
Catholic high school when the local
chapter Of Albertus Magnus College
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
BY WIN. Z. MCKINNEY
America's Gard Authority

This Is the fifth Of q series Of
dividual bridge game. The early
articles describing WEN, the in
deals In the game Of WEN, in
which only q few cards are dealt
to each player, might be termed
the luck deals. Quite often Lady
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
LINKS BECOME FARMS

A number Of golf courses In Eng
land have been turned into farms
for the duration Of the war to In
crease the food supply.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21
MOTHER ROLE

Fay Banter, last years winner OF
the Academy Award for the best
supporting actress role, has been
signed to portray Thomas Edison's
mother In "Yolrng Tom Edison"
which stars Mickey Rooney.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-21

Sophie Aurbrie, Mrs. Margaret Soul
ly, Mary Scully, Mrs. Ambrose Soul
!, Alma Pelletier, Bea Pelletier, Alice
Carmody, James Reardon, Mrs. Pat
rick Neagle, Florence Pelletier. Host
esses for the evening were: Mrs. r.
J. PJelletier an dMiss Loretta Pelle-
tier,
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17
FARM OUTLOOK FOR
YEAR By j. OF III.
University Sees Better
Prices In Spite OF
Large Carry Over

In spite of the large carry-over
OF farm commodities, Maryland
farmers may expect a larger cash
income in 1899 as production
costs are expected to remain
about the same and the demand
for farm products will probably
be greater, according to the new
Agricultural Outlook which has
just been released by the Depart
ment Of Agricultural Economics
and Farm Management of the
University Of Maryland. Income
will vary according to different
commodities, as the outlook is
more favorable for some than for
others, depending upon the supply
and the strength of the domestic
or foreign markets.
According to the Outlook the
buying power or income of city
workers will probably be greater
during the coming year because Of
an expected increase in industrial
activity Residential and indus
trial building activity has ad
vanced at a rapid rate during the
last few months and is expected
to continue on the upgrade during
1889 In addition, because of low
stocks and large demand there
should be a pickup in the textile
industry and the demand for dur
able goods is also expected to in
crease during the coming year.
In spite of the favorable outlook
farmers and their wives are urged
to use economy and save money
through home gardens. preserving,
and making more clothes at home.
If this is done, more cash will be
released for improving the home
and for general family advance
ment
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17
GOLDEN GATE EXPO
OPENS ON FEB. 22|

The Golden Gate International
Exposition one of the two
Worlds Fairs offered the Ameri-
can people this year = will be
the first to get under way, with
the formal opening scheduled for
February %, according to Earl
H. Howard, manager of the Auto
mobile Club of Maryland. The
NeW York World Fair has set it's
opening date for April 30.
These two big international
vents said Mr.. Howard. are
expected to bring the touring
Volume this year to the highest
point on record Already many
OF our members are planning
tours to one or the other Of the
fairs. The question in most peo-
pies minds seems to be not
whether they are going to one Of
the fairs, but whether they viii
visit both.
Many millions of persons are
expected to pass through the
PORTALS Of Pacific main entrance
: tes to the Golden Gate Interna-
t,onal Exposition on Treasure Is
.3nd in San Francisco Bay, and to
marvel at the Trylon and Peris-
3here. key buildings Of the New
York Worlds Fair
The San Francisco Fair
Grounds can be reached by auto
mobile by going over the new
Golden Gate Bridge, or by ferry.
Ample parking space for cars is
being provided at both the east
ern and western fairs.
"Descriptive literature on both
the San Francisco and New York
fairs is available at the offices of
the Automobile CLUB of Maryland
located in the lobby of the Ham
iltOn Hotel"
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17
LETTER
To The Editor
Editor Globe:


was much interested in your
article Of last week regarding
your comments on the Mayors
plan to graduate mayors from the
Council. That may be true now
but we must look to the future.
Both Mr. Miller and Mr. Friding-
er would make good Mayors but
what happens when the Council
is composed of men not capable
Of filling that office.
The present mayor is all wrong
il he thinks only those with this
experience can fill the job. There
are d lot OF good business men
in Ha9erstoWn who, if they could
b6 persuaded to run. would make
splendid mayors. To my way Of
Thriving any good business man
W,JA common sense could fill the
bin.
Yours truly,
VOTER
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17
SUNDAY SCHOOL RECORD

In honor of having been present
regularly, without missing a Sun
day in the past 20 years, Clagett
Spielman was presented with a
beautiful bouquet of flowers at
st. Paurs U. B. Sunday School
on Sunday morning.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17

In langourous Samoa, the no.
table who must make a speech
hires a professional orator to pro-
nounce the big words put down by
a ghost writer.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17

Now that France has come back
snappily with cor else'-what?'
there will be pause while the
Once thinks of some suitable
repartee.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17

Miss Ruth Derr, Henry Derr,
Mrs. Edna Harris and Edward
Harris, Wayside avenue, left to
spend two weeks in Florida.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17
SURE THING!

A slip of the tongue, a slip of
the pen
These things will happen now
and then.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17

Subscribe to The HagerstOwn
Globe for an outof-tOwn friend or
relative.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17

Opportunity Knocks At Your Door
For a limited time only, you can
buy Elgin $2475 watches for
$19.75. Pay SOC weekly SAUM'S,
q n. Jonathan St ADV
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1939-02-17
MICHAUX BUYS COWS

Elder Lightfoot Michaux, the
colored radio preacher of Wash
ingtOn, d. c., went to Madison
County, Va, where he purchased
ten fresh COWS, costing approx
matelv 500 to put in his dairy
at Williamsburg. Va
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
Or Wash Your Face?

Teacher-Remember, Jimmy, q
job done well never wants doing
again.
Jimmy-Did you ever NOW a
lawn?
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
Right CoIors for Curtains and Slipcovers.

walls, use a pale tone of one of
the other colors. A stronger tone
of any color in the rug may be-
come your accent color.
NOTICE.: Book 1-SEWING for
the Home Decorator, and No. 2,
Gifts, Novelties and Embroider-
les, are now Is cents each, or
both books for Is cents. Readers
who have not secured their copies
of these two books should send in
their orders Immediately, as no
more copies will be available,
when the present supply is ex-
hausted. Your choice of the
QUILT LEAFLET illustrating So
authentic patchwork stitches; or
the RAG RUG LEAFLET, will be
included with orders for both
books for the present, but the of
fer may be withdrawn at any
time. Leaflets are six cents each
when ordered separately.
Everyone should have copies of
these two books containing 96 How
to Sew articles by Mrs. Spears,
that have not appeared in the pa
per. Send your order at once to
Mrs. Spears, 210 S. Desplaines ST.,
Chicago, III.
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08

"DEAR MRS: SPEARS: | have
- your Book 1-SEWING for
the Home Decorator, and the di-
rections for slipcovers are so clear
in the sketches that / have de-
cided to cover my living room fur
niture which consists of a daven-
port, a club chair and a wing
chair. l would like to have your
suggestions for colors for these
and for curtains"
With this letter there was a de-
tailed description of the rug in the
room. There have been a good
many letters of this type lately, SO
l am showing you here how to
analyze the colors in a figured
rug and use them as a guide in
planning a room.
1t is not important that the rug
color scheme be followed exactly,
but do make a little chart of the
rug colors as shown here at the
left. If you do not wish to repeat
the background color for your
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
@H%SN2 a. SSTs2 k;; :::: :: !: $500; ;;;::;;;

Shellacking Chairs.-A coat of
clear shellac over the seats of
rush-bottom chairs will greatly
prolong their lives and keep the
reed from splitting.
Mustard on Sandwiches.-When
using mustard or any piquant
sauce for sandwiches, mix it with
the butter before spreading on the
bread. This ensures even distri-
button.
Preparing a Chicken for Roast
ing.-Brush chicken over with OIL
i've oil. This makes it tender, and
the flavor is improved.
Hot Weather Hint.-Take ad-
vantage of the cool night air to
stay the heat the next day. Leave
all windows open in your house
at night except those closed for
safety, Early in the morning close
all doors and windows and keep
this cool air in, and the hot air
out.
Coffee Hint.-Should coffee not
be freshly ground, place the re-
quired quantity in a pan and shake
over low heat for a moment be-
fore infusing The flavor will equal
that of newly bought coffee.
Turnip Sauce.-Here is a splen-
did substitute for horseradish
sauce. Scrape a white turnip very
finely. Make some mustard with
vinegar. Mix the two and add a
little salt and pepper.
About Cedar Chests.-Remem-
Der cedar chests will not kill
moths or their eggs. But if the
garment is put into the cedar
chest free of eggs and larvae, it
will never become damaged from
moths.
Use for Newspapers.-Put a
thick layer of newspapers under
your carpets. Moths will then give
them a wide berth, and your car
pets will have the tread of a soft
pile. Moreover, the layer of pa
per will prevent dust working up
from the floor into the floor COW
ering.
Hair Hint.-Lemon juice added
to the rinsing water will help to
preserve the color of fair hair and
also make it bright and glossy.
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
ASK ME
ANOTHER

1. How many days in a fort
night?
2. OF what country are the fol-
lowing the emblem: the thistle,
the shamrock, the maple leaf, the
lily?
3. Which is heavier, a pint of
cream or a pint of milk?
4. What is a counterpane?
5. Does an electric light bulb
shine or glow?
6. Are a turtle and a tortoise
the same?
7. What does the title "Mona
Lisa" mean?
The Answers
/. Fourteen.
2. Scotland, Ireland, Canada,
France.
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
Wrong Party

Four good fellows. old friends. met
after long years in an Irish pro-
vincial town. They visited sn inn
and had several drinks Then all
four left for the railway station On
arrival al the train. three of the four
got in and the train pulled out, leav
ing the fourth fellow standing on
the platform. laughing until be was
weak.
Station Master What the devil
are you laughing at?
Fourth Fellow -Shure. they we're
supposed 10 be seeing me off.
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
Goes Without Saving

Sergeant-If anything moves,
you shoot.
Sentry-Yes, sir. And if any,
thing shoots, / move.
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08
Uncle LeMln
~
Says: ~
And Criticism, Too

And Criticism, Too
When you don't know much
about music, LET someone else
start the applause.
Occasionally we meet a man
who asks for only half a chance,
but the majority prefer the
chances whole.
Skepticism sometimes saves a
man from being everybody's fool.
One born lazy is generally hap
PLY born without cupidity.
Play the Game
Don't ask, Is life worth liv-
ing?" You have been dealt the
cards.
A worm may turn, but a sheep
never will.
The man who wants to be
good has less opportunity than
the man who wants to be great.
1t takes a good deal of wit to
perpetrate effective ridicule.
The Coolidge examiner., 1939-06-08

To Clean Pewter.-Wash the ar
ticles in hot water with a paste
made of soft soap and powdered
pumice stone. Then polish With
a cloth or chamois leather.
Fruit Stains. - Rub powdered
borax on fruit stains; then pour
boiling water through the fabric
before washing and boiling it.