The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-11-02

change artist, eh? That re- minds us of the star reporter who came in ''leaping" with an "exclu- sive" story Are you sure," in- toned the boss, "it is exclusive?" "I'll say it's exclusive" was the retort, T made it up mySelfl'
 The fun was fast ct Club l8 the other night when The Stroud Twins began heckling P. Harrington and F. flyers. One of the twins, after gag laid an omelet, said to Fran kie and Pat: "Well, haven't you any, thing to say-you have micro phone, tool"
 "We're gettin' the same results as you are," said flyers, 'by keeping quietl"
 "Aw," returned the other Stroud twin, why don'tcha run away from home and go on the stage?"
 "Why don't you guys" retorted Pat, run away from the stage and go homer"
 flyers then moved the Strouds down with: ITO look at them you wouldn't think any parents would make the same mistake twicel"
 Guy Bolton, the grand show writer, was having a party at his manse when one of his guests; an old rouse of about 55 (who looks like 36) came in breathless What happened to you?" asked Guy.
 q just passed theater and saw the most amazing thingl" he gasped "An electric sign, the lights of which blazed with the words: 100 Men and a Girl'-the story of my life!"
 Sidney SkOlsky relays the anus ing gag about the Jewish merchant in Berlin who was arrested by the Gestapo When they were satis- fled with beating him up for noth- ing, they started for his pet parrot which thumbed its nose and flew out the window.
 The chief of the -hoodluns ordered them to arrest the parrot . "Okey -dokey," said the persecuted minority. "End ven you ketch him. I want you to remambir dot his wews are not mine!"
 One of the latest newsreels re- veals the most horrifying scenes yet -front-line pictures of the Germans bombing Warsaw with the dead all over the streets Then Hitler is seen dining at the front with his weary troops The audience re- spends with long missing and booing But Mrs. Mefoofskys only ob- servation was: Migudniss, Hitla- hizz gatting so tin!"
 Frenchy Bordagaray, of the pen nant-winning Cincinnati Reds team has opened night club in that city Could it be, do you think, that the World Series beating by the N Y. Yankees affected his mind?
 From Ward Warehouses new book, "Forty-five Minutes Past Eight" What a beating friends take when a play Hops! They go to the theater in such sweet inno- CcIloc. 4llCy BSb AiVO oOAAlOWAAAS VI a trance and stay in 1t until their indignant perusal of the reviews Then the friends, like the authors and the actors and the packers slink into hiding and into silence There was heartbreaking signifi. canoe in Peggy Woods comment when phoned her at the Algonquin at noon of the day after our open. ing. She said: I'm still in bed. haven't read a notice. I don't in. tend to read one-not today. don't need to. know. My phone hasn't run all morning"
 Over at the International, the ter-restaurant, last night, some of the Ace Alleys Assassins were banning a notorious doubled -crossei who nevertheless is a very witty guy "Oh," oh'd one of the group The can't be so terrible. He is such an amusing person."
 Yeah" responded one of his vic- tins, "he tickles you with knife before he stabs you with it."