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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
LET DOWN

Maiden-Can you drive with one
hand, Mr.. Corntossel?
Aged Suitor (eagerly)-Wall. I
should say.
Maiden-Then l wish you would
take your whiskers off my face.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
In Movie Land

First Film Star-How do you like
your new father?
Second Film Starch, he's quite
nice.
First Film Star-Yes, isn't he?
We had him last year.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
AIl Things EQUAL

Old Lady Gas husband fails to help
her up the steps of railway coach)-
Henry, you amt so gallant as when
I was gal.
Husband-No, Lettie, and you
amt so buoyant as when I was
boy. .9f
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
First Round

He-Remember when we first met
in that revolving door at the post
office?
She-That wasn't the first time
we met.
He-Yes, but it was the first time
we started going around together.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
Too True!

A girl was asked to explain why
men never kiss each other, while
women do. She replied: 4st
"Men have something better to
kiss: women haven't"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
All Depends

Axel-Selma's husband has been
a sufferer for years, hasn't he?
Tree II don't know. How long
have they been married? Az
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
NO Hurry

His Pal-f you know who stole
your car why don't you 60 after it?
Freshman-I'm just waiting for
him to put on new set of tires.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
Colorful Story

Teacher = Freddy, haven't you
read anything?
Freddy-Yes, teacher. Ihave red
hair. a 5
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
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THE SOLUTION

"TF PRIVATE employers were given
every encouragement to expand,
produce and employ, the 1900, 900 who
are out Of work could be reduced to
three or four millions" ~. S. Senator
Eduard r. Burke.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1939-05-05
SEEDS
Linotype Instruction

Big Pay, Short Hours; quick employment,
plenty Jobs. We can teach you Linotype OPP
Grating quickly. Write today. Burton Limo
type School. 7O5 eth st. N. w.. WASH. d. @.
Evening star., 1939-03-21
Safe Milk SUPPLIES

Because Of such danger, people
who handle milk should keep 1t IS
clean as possible. Such care will
help q great deal, but is not enough
to make the milk safe in every way.
If milk is boiled. the bacteria or
germs can be killed. Boiled milk
has fine food value, but many per-
sons do not like the taste. That is
why the work Of Pasteur is 80 i'm
portant. He found q way to kill
the dangerous germs by heating
milk without bringing it to the
boiling point. This process is known
as "pasteurizing," and it does little,
If any, harm to the good taste Of
milk. When you buy milk with the
word "pasteurized" on the bottle or
cap, it means the milk has been
treated by the method Of Pasteur.
The housewife should take pains
to keep milk clean and cold. The
refrigerator is the proper place for
1t except when 1t is being served.
ly.r General Interest section Of ,sur
n iesiiet called Famous Music
Masters" may be had BY sending =
Scent stamped. return envelope to
me in care Of The Evening Star.
G~e& @ad
Tomorrow: Powdered and Con-
densed Milk.
Copyright. 103eJ
Evening star., 1939-03-21
UNCLE RAYS CORNER

II a person could have only one
food, the best would be milk. 1t
comes closest to being a perfect
food, and person could live on it
for long time. If he grew tired
of liquid diet, he could turn some
Of his milk into cheese. He also
could make another solid food-but-
ter-but most of us wouldn't care
about eating butter if we had no
bread to put it on!
Still another solid which can be
taken from milk is a special kind
of sugar. A quart of milk contains
more than an ounce and a half of
milk sugar. Another name for milk
sugar is "lactose."
There is fat in milk-an' average
Of about an ounce and one-fourth
to quart. The fat is made up of
tiny bits known as "globules. /"
Nearly all of the fat rises with the
cream.
Each quart of milk has just about
one ounce of protein. a body build
ing food. The protein has the spe-
cial name of "casein," pronounced
"kay-see-in," with the accent on
the kay" 1t is good as a food,
and also may be taken from the milk
and used in number of ways.
Combs, rims for eyeglasses, billiard
balls and fountain pen barrels are
among the things sometimes made
from the casein of milk. 1t alsc
Evening star., 1939-03-21

answer letters from readers If
stamped t3-cent), addressed en-
velope ID tnclosed with each communi.
cation addressed to The -Four Aces. care
The Evening Star.
II you desire the pocket outline OF
The Four Aces system OF contract
bridge. send with your request to The
Four Aces. care The Evening Star,
stamped (3-cent, self f-addressed,
large-si1e envelope. and you will receive
an outline without any charge.
Evening star., 1939-03-21

goes into certain kinds of glue and
paint.
One trouble with milk is that II
makes good home for the tiny
plants known as bacteria" They
are so small that thousands of them
could rest on the head of q pin.
Most bacteria found in milk are
not harmful, but some kinds are
They may cause such illness as scar
let fever or typhoid. A COW which
drinks water containing typhoid
germs may pass the same kind AZ
germs to people who drink the milk
Evening star., 1939-03-21

SO UluCll mas DeeH written ABOUT
opening bids that nowadays even
the novice has little difficulty in
choosing the correct bid with which
% start the auction. However, when
1t comes to rebids, more difficulty
is experienced, and one of the knot
tiest problems is whether to con-
tract for game in no trump or a
suit. For example, Souths opening
heart bid, his partners one-spade
response and Souths' rebid to two
hearts were all automatic bids. At
this stage North had a choice be-
tween two spades and two no trump.
but chose the latter bid because he
had all suits stopped.
Now South made one of those bad
bids which We see altogether too
frequently. Realizing that three
hearts would be a sign-off, he de-
cided to jump to four hearts-a con-
tract which was set due to the fact
that the opponents were able to take
two club tricks and two trumps.
If South had just considered,
hrst, that he had no singleton, and,
second, that his heart suit was not
really so very good, he would have
bid three no trump-a contract
which was laydown.
X
Your partner, Oswald Jacobv,
opened the bidding yesterday with
one spade. What was your correct
response, holding:
AK
~AXx
<AQxxX
%KXx
Answer-Your correct response is
two diamonds. This is a one-round
force and you will commence to
show the real strength Of your hand
on the next bid.
Score 100 per cent for two dia-
monds, 10 per cent for three dia-
monds (there is no slam unless Mr..
Jacoby has substantially more than
minimum bid or a particularly
good diamond fit, 40 per cent for
two no trump tyou should not con-
ceal your diamond suit.
Question No. SO.
Neither side is vulnerable. You are
David Bruce Burnstone's partner
and hold:
AK
vJxx
AKJ1092
&QJ
Evening star., 1939-03-21

The bidding:
Burnstone Maier. You. Jacoby.
ID Pass ~ "A
So Pass CD
What do you bid? Answer to-
morrow.
Copyright, 1899. by The Four Aees)
The Four Aces will be pleased to
Evening star., 1939-09-30

Beautiful Duplex Apartment,
Consisting Of three large rooms, kitchen
and bath; kitchen has been completely
EEeifmSSdsled EifnS into scientifically modern
Has Venetian blinds. Reasonable rental.
For Inspection Call at Apt. 2.
Orections-One Block North OF Park Rd,
One Block West OF soldiers Home.
HENRY J. ROBB,
1924 Vermont Ave. DI. slA1
Evening star., 1939-09-30

1909 25th ST. Sc.
3 r. and b.. gas heat. S32 so.
D. CONNOR g. SON.
2426 Pa. Ave. NV. Rep. 1926
1874 D ST. sc.
2 rms, kit, bath, din. porch. elec. fefg.;
newly decorated: $40.
1897 QUEEN ST. NE.
2 rms. kit, bath. din. porch, elec.
r. v. MARCERON,
613 18th ct. NV. Ma. 65ss.
Evening star., 1939-09-30

1881 QUE ST. NV,
Adjoining Rock Creek Park. Just West Of
Mass Ave.
Tiled bath, built-in shower. mod
ern kitchen, large cabinets. double
drainboard sink. electric refrtgera-
ton on house current.
l room. kitchen, dinette and bath.
$40 and S41. 80.
2 rooms, kitchen, dinette and bath,
$4,000
See Resident Manager
HENRY J. ROBB, INC,
1924 Vermont Ave. Dist. S141.
Evening star., 1939-09-30


rooms and bath $50. v
1908 II st. NV. National 234s
;,n S5oS &c CAMDEN 81. s.E-5-RooM SPAN.
h.th lsn hounsalcw' available Oct. /: h.-wh., tile
431 MANOR PL N.w.-six room. BATH
,ox CAPITAL VIEW REALTY CO
9zo n. Z. Ave. NV Realtors. Natl a7o7
Is N ST. NV.
Groom and bath row house: con-.
yenient to City Post Once and Govt.
fFntlng Once; good condition; Sl6.
SHANNON 4 LUCHs Co.
l006 H ct. NV National 234b.
5sl3 7th ST. NV.
s.r., tS9nhs' h ~ baths. elec. refs.. 2-esr
e16 Concord Ave. NV.
toomS patn screened porches, gar.
49,. aeos warder st. NV.
. ,.l9oms: .l9oms: path. gar. auto. heat. refs:
$50 Newton Pl. NV.
..2 rooms. bath. double back porches, gar.:
90. wAP1E 4 JAMES, NC,
1224 18th g. NV. Dist. a84o.
Evening star., 1939-09-30

(Just south Of National Cathedral)
SIX LARGE ROOMS
KITCHEN g. PANTRY,
FOUR CLOTHES CLOSETS -SS6.O 90
LARGE LINEN CLOSET,
LARGE TILED BATH
(ReSident ManAger) 3Oe
Evening star., 1939-09-30

e1e L ST. NV.
l1l6 sth St. NV
az rms;; Kitchen, bath $500
g rms. kitchen. bath, refs.--- 10 90
AL 4th ST. NV
14l5 OAK ST; NV:
2 rms, Kitchen; bath. porch. refs. , ~
P. j. WALSIIE, INC,
10y Eye Ct. NV. National 64es.
1871 S ST. NV.
COLORED.
8 rooms klt;; bath. PORCH $500
1903 H st. NV. National 2345.
AT MERIDIAN PARK.
A delightful location directly opposite
this beautiful city park, and conven.
lent to stores, schools, cars and buses.
Quiet building with REFRIGERATION
and other modern comforts.
$37 .50-Livint room with Murphy
bed. bath. dinette. kitchen.
462 .50-THREE EXPOsURES Foyer.
living room with Murphy bed.
TWO bedrooms, dinette.
kitchen. bath.
g.. ,220l 18th ST. NV.
Evening star., 1939-09-30

RENT ONLY S45. ;
Modern 5-room brick house, hardwood
hoors, textured walls, screened rear porch.
sarase In basement, hot-water heat. elecs
tricity: in perfect condition SHANNON
d LUCHS, 1905 II ST wv
Evening star., 1939-09-30

Overlooking Meridian Hill Park e
bedrooms, bath gas. refrigeration,
heat and hot water furnished
SHANNON d. LUCHS CO.,
1908 H st. NV. National 2345.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

and the benediction pronounced
the happy pair stepped into the
finest team the town could procure
and drove to Rolph's Wharf an
the Chesapeake, twelve miles
away, to take the steamer Emma
A. Ford for a wedding trip to Bal
timore and Washington. When
the steamer was reached, however
the bridegroom decided that be
could not desert his practice ana
his drug store, even for the pleas
ure of a bridal tour, so placing his
bride on the steamer, with MANY
emphatic injunctions to look after
her comfort, he slowly and sorrow
fully wended his way home, while
the lonely bride came on to Bait.
more Mrs. Cahoon visited friends
in Baltimore and Washington ana
enjoyed her lonely wedding togr
as best she could. After three
days absence she returned. ana
was met by her husband at The
wharf. The little house was ready
for her, and the happy pair have
gone to housekeeping.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

in-law of E. R. Cochran, Clerk of
the Peace.
A full grown seal was captured
last week by the LeWes life sta
ton crew. Peter Martin, the man
on the lookout, saw it on the
beach near the station. AS the
men went to the capture it made
off for the surf, and was shot by
Frank Burbage. The animal is
four feet long and weighs so
pounds, and is the first ever cap
tured ON the beach inside the
capes.
The condition of Wilmington is
so bad that a meeting of clergy
men and other good people active
ly interested in moral and spirit
ual upbuilding Of Wilmington, was
held last week, in the West Pres
byterian Church, to take steps to-
ward organizingfi a Young Mems
Christian Association. In this un-
dertaking the aid of all who feel
friendly thereto is desired, ire
spective of church affiliations, the
aim of the projectors being to cr-
ganize and place on its feet live
active and progressive and strict
ly undenominational body Of young
men able and ready to do good SER
vice in that broad field in which
similar bodies in other cities and
many cities smaller than Whining
ton among them-have achieved
adm are achieving encouraging re
suits.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
MARYLAND ITEMS

George P. Scotten, near Temple
vile, and Miss Lena Williams near
Marydel, will be married this ev-
ening.
OF the four thousand needed TO
rebuild the M E. Church at Cecil
ton which was destroyed by the
cyclone last August, two thousand
has already been taken in.
A few weeks since the Parks
Fertilizer Company, of Baltimore,
purchased site in Salisbury on
which to place their large plant,
which is worth $4,000. Over $5,-
900 will be required to move the
plant from Baltimore and erect
the buildings.
The big lumber firm Of E. E.
Jackson & Co., has been dissolved
and three new firms created. The
one at Salisbury will be William H.
Jackson & Son, the one at Balti-
more will be w. F. Jackson &
Bro, and the one at Washington
will be E. E. Jackson & Co.
William D. Haddock, architect
and builder, son-in-law of the Rev.
y. France, presiding elder of Eas-
ton District, lies at Zion very low
of spinal meningitis. Mr.. Haddock
had recently closed his business in
Zion with a view to moving to
Wilmington to follow his business
there.
Miller -Shallcross- the Meth
odist Episcopal Church in Elkton
on Thursday evening Miss May
Miller. daughter of Samuel H
Miller, and Thomas Shallcross, a
young farmer of Queen Anne's
county. were married by Rev. c.
w Prettyman, of Fairmount. as
sisted by Rev Charles Hill, of Elk
ton The bridesmaids were Miss
Katherine Miller, sister of the
bride, and Miss Shallcross, sister
Of the groom The groomsman
We're Sereck Shallcross of New
York City, cousin of the groom.
and L. B. Morrow, of Wilmington,
Del. The ushers We're WIG. Shall
cross of Dover, Del, a cousin Of
the groom; Frank B. Harvey of
Dickinson College, and w. c.
Murgatroyd and Walter L. Butler
of Wilmington.
A dispatch from Crumpton says:
''The village gossips are discussing
the marriage of Miss Matte Gland
ing, the principal of the school,
and DR.. c. T. Cahoon, the village
physician and druggist. When the
ministerial blessing had been given
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
COUNTY AND STATE ITEMS

COUNTY AND STATE ITEMS
The drawbridge over the Muir
derkilI at Frederica, is being re-
placed by an iron bridge.
Presley Ennis has purchased the
J. 3. Merritt farm near Cowgill's s
Corner, $50 acres, for $4,000.
Nathaniel ]. Williams of Mid
dletown, has been elected a direc-
tor Of the Citizens National Bank
of Middletown, to fill the vacancy
caused by the death of Joshua
Clayton.
The contract of connecting the
waters of the Assawoman and In
dian River bays has been awarded
to a New York Company and they
are to commence work next week.
Albert Price Of near Warwick.
Nd, and Miss Mary Echenhofer.
daughter Of Mr.. George Echenhof-
er of Middletown, were married on
Tuesday afternoon at the home of
the bride, by Rev. w. c. Alexand-
er.
John w. Blackiston, of Will
mington, an old and respected cit
izen, died Friday morning. The
deceased was the senior member
Of the firm of Blackiston & Co.,
grocers. The deceased was for
merly from near Smyrna.
] Charles Beaston, Jr., son Of the
late Charles Beaston of Odessa,
several years ago the prothono-
tary of New Castle County, died in
Baltimore Friday of pneumonia,
aged AZ years. He was a brother
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
Study of Malaria Goes
Forward With Canaries

ATLANTA.-Beneath the golden
feathers of the singing canary NAV
lie the secret of new methods Of
treating malaria, according to the
theory Of Emory university medical
students.
Officials of Emory have an
nSunced $1,000 grant from the
Abbott Laboratories of North Chica.
60, Ill. to continue present research
work on canaries. DR.. Elizabeth
Gambrell, instructor in bacteriolo-
gy. will direct the research. which
was begun several months ago on a
preliminary $1,000 award from the
research organization.
DR.. Gambrell said that the re-
search would be conducted on more
than so canaries. The canary is the
only animal known to be affected by
malaria in the same way as human
beings.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
Ancient Indian Pipes to
Get Fireproof Security

FIT. BELKNAP, MONT. - Plans
are being made to put religious OBJ
jects Of the Gros Ventres Indian
tribe in a fireproof building for pres
ervation.
Of particular interest are two
pipes possessed by the Indians. The
fiat pipe is believed 10 have been
given to the tribe when the world
was made, and the feathered pipe
is said to have been given an an
cient chief during a violent storm.
The keepers of the pipes have died
and so great is the superstition con
cerning the objects, even among
Christian members Of the tribe. that
they will not touch them. Several
offers of money have been made by
museums and private collectors.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

of Col. Samuel A. Graham. a
prominent lawyer of Salisbury,
Md, to Walter B. Miller at the
residence of the brides parents, on
Tuesday evening, January 22nd. at
7.3O o'clock. Mr.. Miller is a pros
porous kindling wood manufactur-
er of Salisbury.
Hewitt L. Chapman, telegraph
operator at Kirkwood, will be
married to Miss Blanch Cosden in
the Red Lion Church this evening.
Miss Susie Colt of Dover and
Douglas Klebsattei will be married
in the Baptist Church Sunday,
January 9th.
Miss Mary E. Gooden, daughter
of w. T. Gooden of Willow Grove,
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

been admitted to the Pension Of
flee as Just claims and the claim
ants pensioned. What q beWilder-
ing array. Tons on tons Of paper,
from heavy calendared War De-
partment paper covered with Office
ial reports, to cheap note paper on
which the soldier wrote home from
the front. Ink now fadec. and yei-
;cw with age. ard ink that was
ta lei before It touched the paper;
an ocean of ink Think of the
m ?5t innumecable words that are
wl:tren upon the papers packed
away in this attic. If Adam and
Eve bad been condemned When
drse,4 out Of the garden of Eden
tc copy nual9eir of words equa!
to these here collected, and had
been expert copyists and mad
worke at the job ever since every
day they w3uld not be through
ya+. If a sc195i boy were set to
work to merely count the separate
docum ents AMI lived and tailed to
three score years and ten, death
w3,lld find his work unfinished.
These rooms contain, however, tut
a portion of the official records of
the Pension Bureau, though quite
enoIgh to be food for speculation
There are reco is for gallant ser
vice and records OF cowar.1ly GI-
sert:cns. There are c1eertiil ct
ters from brave soldiers written as
t.,cy lay mangleI in hosp ta.s, and
Win.rg letters from cheap scamps
whose sole aim was to be in the
hospital. There are millions of a.
fida.its containing the testimony
pv which these cases are establish
ed That SOME Of this testimony
is absolute and unqualified perjury
goes without saying; that larger
proportion of 1T is not unailoWed
truth is quite as certain. And this
is to be said no more of the cases
recently allowed than those admit
ted years ago, as hundreds of ex-
soldiers have filed claims for ser
ious gun shot wounds during the
last five years. and an examination
of War Department files has re
vealed the positive record Of the
wound in battle.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
Entomologists Capture
Insects With Beer Mix

WASKESIU, SASK. Two enter
prising entomologists, c. C. Shaw
and Don Milne, have hit upon a
novel idea for picking up beetles,
bugs and butterflies in this northern
Saskatchewan summer resort
They paint trunks of trees with
a mixture Of beer and brown sugar.
Later in the evening, by hashEga'.
they gather rich harvest Of
drunken insects.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
SMYRNA DO1NGSI
OF so YEARS AGO
CONTINUED From Page Two)

merchant of that town. Wedding
to take place in the M. P. Church
on January oath.
The marriage of William e..
Dawson, formerly of Easton, but
now of Admission, Ala, to Miss
Myra Wallace of Cambridge, Md,
as announced to take place on
Tuesday, January 22nd, at Christ
Church, Cambridge.
Cards are out for the marriage
of Miss Louisa Graham, daughter
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
Sailors Girls Wear
Souvenir Carriers

Durham. South Africa Many
South African girls are wearing
souvenirs of the British navy in
the form of garters bearing
names of units Of the fleet Asailor
aboard the Amphion, which re-
Gently visited Durham, is respon-
sible for the new fad. He made
the garters out of tally ribbons
and sold them to his mates, who
gave them to girls.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
WASHINGTON LETTER

In the top of the great Pension
Building entered from balcony
overlooking the magnificent court
where the inaugural ball will be
held, are the admitted files" of
the Pension Bureau. The shelves
reach to the ceiling, an6 are built
out in wings as in a crowded jibr-
ary. On this shelving, properly
jacketed, belong the papers in
nearly three quarters Of million
pension claims, those who have
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

Sur1erS uniting to protest punitive tdreS that IN
crease HUing costs and reduce employment
The steel industry enters 1889 with improved
prospects, Walter S. Tower, executive secretary
of the American Iron & Steel Institute declares
He sees, however, retarding influences of certain
factors in the general business situation During
1898, he reports the operating rate of the indus
try dropped to 40 per cent of capacity one of the
lowest in generation. Though this meant heavy
financial losses for steel companies. the industry
he says, spent $l65 900 for modernization and
plant improvement, and is therefore in a better
condition to take care of large volume Of busi-
ness at lower prices than ever
ForecaSting 1899 developments IN the rubber
induStry 1Uhich SerUeS business and the cOnSunl-
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

UF., Fl tottttIEI U 80 fOI ? =
philr Company, says the indus
try confidently looks forWdrd
to 1899. In 1887, q gear Of
heavy sulphur consumption,
production lDaS not increased
proportiondtely, he says, and
Inventories of mined sulphur
tUere- reduced, t0hile IN 1888
stocks again lUere built up be-
cause production DdS not re-
duced to the level Of sales. This
policy Of maintaining a reld-
tiDelu uniform production rate
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

will be higher, he predicts glngerIy, and DEPART
ment store sales will return to 1897 levels
As head of the largest unit among American
automobile manufacturers, Alfred p. Sloan, Jr.,
General Motors Corporation chairman, has be-
come that induStrgIS major spokesman. For 1889
Mr. Sloan predicts "Sometphdt better year than
1898 has been,' noting "an improved demand for
consumer goods, perhaps somewhat accelerated
By the effects Of large expenditures of public
money"
To Mr. Sloan results of the recent elections
are definitely encouraging to the long-range
position" If reflected in constructive action,
he foreSeeS establishment Of real confidence in
business broad future opportunities
John D. Biggers, president of Libbey-OwenS-
Fnrd Glass ComnanY the man who shouldered
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
Engagement Announced

The engagement of Miss Alice
E. Springer. daughter Of Mr. ana
Mrs. Edward L. Springer OF Mar
shallton, and Mr. Walter NJ. cross
land, son of Mr.. and Mrs. l. n
Grassland, of Delaware CITY mas
been announced.
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19

equal, 1OiIL be a better gear for
the nations farmers, says John
A. Hartford, president of The
Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea
Company. On the retailing
front, he predicts defeat of the
proposal of Representative
PGtnlGn of TerGS to tar out of
eriStence n1ultiple-unit stores.
Opposition to such diScrim-
indtory legislation, recently
condemned by the A F Of L, is
grot0ing more intense. he says,
1uith farmers, labor and con-
Smyrna times., 1939-01-19
1T STILL GOES

Boogy-There was a time when
people used to say | had more mon
ey than brains. They can't say that
any more.
Woogy-Why not?
Boogy-Because I'm down to my
last dime.
Woogy-Yes, but you've got the
dime, haven't you? 80 Pathfinder
magazine.