Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1939-04-27

best girl over party line ana expect
to keep it from the neighbors.
Headlines: "GOP Stresses Need of
Quick Business Aid" I know a lot
of others who would just as soon see
some aid to business.
I see where Senator Capper, Re-
publican of Kansas, has a plan to
amend the immigration laws to permit
entry of 10000 refugee children from
Germany. BY golly, it seems that
Der Fury is also taking candy" from
the children.
Senator Robert Taft, Republican
says that the Presidents recent ulti-
matum to Democrats who cannot re-
main loyal to get out of the party, is
insulting and the Senator invites
them all into the Republican fold
Well, 1 don't blame the Senator for
extending his invitation seeing as
how his ranks are so thin, for once
played on kittenball team that was
short of players at a certain game and
I tell you we were glad to include the
old fellows on the sidelines who had
hardly seen kittenball played.
The COP is not playing kittenbal
but they do play horse once in while
and the more the merrier in thai
game against a bunch of obstinate
donkeys.
Of course, have heard of a case
where they have threatened to reaC
certain critics out of party . bu
the surprising thing was that the
readers were read to by the voters
In reading of the highway scanda
l have come to the conclusion thai
it is no wonder that our No. % high.
way has never been completed
all available equipment was rented
out on some other job.
Boy, l can see plenty of other:
who besides ourselves, are going t.
travel over rough roads before the
courts get through with them.
A dispatch from London says thai
President and Mrs. Franklin Roose-
welt may come to that city next spring
BY golly, Vice President Garner may
get little experience in the big
chair before the campaign.
We must be getting more easy tc
please, do believe. Governor Stas-
sen," says headline, Halls Record
of Legislature" two years ago the
headlines ran something like this
Governor Benson Fails Legislature. >
I'm bloomin' sure that the legislature
hasn't reformed those fellows
never do.
After speaker to senior class
of well known college had voiced
increased opportunities, two students
said that most of their efforts at find
ing jobs had been in vain. However
one took more cheerful attitude by
saying that optimism is the proper
attitude for the job hunter.
That fellow was much like the
eight year old Johnny of well known
suffrage worker, who seemed to pos
sess the optimism of the family to
which he belonged. When asked if he
had passed his examination in arith-
metic, he answered cheerfully: 'No
l didn't, but I was the highest OF
those who failed"
Premier Mussolini is reported to
have gone to his summer villa for q
short rest. World diplomats DOM
look for any trouble while he is nap
ping you know sleeping baby
is most generally the best baby.
They have convicted L. L. Allen
former maintenance engineer of the
State Highway Department, for par
ticipation in the ST. 900 highway pay.
roll fraud case and he with Con-
tractor Reader, will get his sentence
Monday. BY golly, that highway
employment seems to be dangerou:
work.
It seems that an engineer is per.
son who can do for one dollar what
any fool can do with two; but in Mr.
Aliens case it is different . what
1--WE fools" could do with the dollar:
the engineer done with!
If you've been thinking of advertis.