The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1939-04-13

reflect, how they always come In quintuplets over
there. At THE trial the other a one Of the
jurymen-one Of the good men and housekeeping
and snoring roundly. " T. Conklin, just back
after trip to Texas, with his lower vest bust strain
INCHES seven pounds to the good. And West
Unions Father Reflex describing the itises that
tackled him this winter and eased off his frame He
is hghtest now since 1912! And George O'Gara
squirting out the window, cleaning his glasses on
the lining Of his necktie. never would have thunk
of it. myself. Bob Dowswell saying that Oscar
Holmberg would be an interesting one to do for
portraiture understand he's going to do sit
ting for T. L Mccormick to add to library colec-
ton. Someday it would be interesting to do
history Of the Original Bridge Club because-some
Of its eight members the yon side of rs years.
and all. believe, are more than sixty Surprise
item: Find publication Of marriage license granted
to Dorothy Bryant and Jim O'Gara lootenant of the
N. Co. who will be twoing not so far hence.
Latest enterprise the business street is
a window trimming service that seems to be growing
in accounts Brains and alike of the outfit is
centered in a wavyhaired young man who is putting
his talent to work. Which accounts for the fact
that you might the handsome youthful visage
of Jim Forsberg peering out at you in almost any
store window up and down the stem. Some mer-
chants have found that they better be putting
their time used in window trims to something that
boom to Jims successful launching of the service is
that he trimmed two of the prize winning Christmas
windows.
This tale shows you the power of suggestion At
the Main Street garage the other evening were a
bunch of the boys discussing this much publicized
gold fish eating. There were remarks about the
distastefulness of the venture. When up piped one
Ray G. McAlpine, who volunteered that he would do
it for buck. As luck would have it, there were
goldfish available at the garage, but pray don't ask
how And a collection was taken, presented
to him, and down went the goldfish-head first.
Now in effort to preserve for posterty the specie
of goldfish this sign is posted on the jar containing
a lonesome goldfish: "All goldfish eaters, KEEP
HANDS OFF. The management"
Small towns shouldn't have been hasy in removing
all the trees from the myriad Main Streets Of the
nation. think should welcome tree or two
along the usual hot, dusty streets of small city
uptowns. Anyway, blase New York has attempt
ed, despite warnings from those in the know to
plant trees along its Fifth avenue OF course,
maze of underground pipes and wires and the chok-
ing pavements, will probably not allow for growth;
but it goes to show. Only Swanville in this pre-
cnct, remember it, has left few trees in its
Before George Hastead, who played one of the
character roles in senior class presentation of David
Copperfied" here several years ago. left school his
mind was all set on the ministry So earnest was
he that he set out to Hamline University the next
fall enrolled, and began his studies. Financially
unable to finish without assistance, George went to
work. This year he graduates from the school,
We learn that working didn't hurt his scholastic
standing great DEAL since divinity schools including
Yale have offered him scholarships. . . . I understand
that Yale isn't passing them out proiscuously this
season. The Sunday after Easter George will conduct
services in the local Methodist Church. -.
Unearthed recently in the possession of Mrs. j.
A. Caughren was an old picture Of their former
home. The house Is the at the of Bird and
Walnut. At the time a board fence enclosed the
residence. And showing on the picture is one of
those childhood signs Come 1, come all, Big Show,
nails Now that in itself is not so uncommon.
But those who heard Sinclair Lewis at Minneapolis
remember his talking about childhood shows :.
That was an ad for one of them. . Oneida Fois
trained nurse with Peggy Lawler the Mime
apols miss who married the fabulousy rich Mahara-
jah. The romance is one of those Occident-Orient
mergers. Mr. and Mrs Ed Peterson were finding
it difficult the other day to impress their now
fastgrowing son that their leaving in the without
him, while he took gander at new neighborhood,
might affect his young life in the least They called
but he didn't choose to run-their way. Quotable
quotes among us moderns-Dr. Cooper: 1.-THE eighth
wonder of the world to is how that kid of
mine gauge the gas in the tank closely that he
can get into the garage-and further" :. 1t
seems the doctor had run out Of gas taking the
as far as the alley Doc, it's adolescent wisely
that is entirely lost in adulthood. Eddie says
used to be right handy at that myself. But I'm
not telling how it's DONE
Accompanying that log replica Of the Capser
store at the library is to be picture of the old
sockade and the little store that stood at its outer
palisade wall. The replica made by j. D.
Smith, out west; but the painting made by a
Peter Martini, of st. Cloud Mrs j. A. Hall who
pointed out this fact last week. said he painted much
around here. He was quite typically the artist we
read of in poetry and legend His hair long and
bushy. And he played the zyther and sang. :. I. I
don't know that he still lives. =.
To end on a theme of philosophy, here's pattern
for the life simple-When I'm hungry, eat When
i 90 To bad nd who T yvax ar ric
Whatinen do need with clock. i. i. Having
your hair cut too short for the sake of prolonging
the agony u.s. as one expressed it, like buying pants
too long and wearing them until they're too short.
Do you mind If leave you now? :. -.
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