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Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
Blue and Gold Contest

On Friday %, the seventh and
eighth grades held another part of
their Blue and Gold Contest. The
luck, or is it luck, is still with the
Gold team. They heightened their
lead on the Blues by piling up As
points on Friday to Is points
scored by the Blues. In the boys
softball game the Blue team came
out on top, scoring ten points. But
their victory was short-lived for
the Gold girls were victorious over
the Blue girls and gained those ten
point back. Both teams fought
hard in the touch football game
and both gained points for their
sides. The game ended in a tie
which gave each team five points
In both the girls and the boys re-
lay races the Colds were victor
ious. The last sport of the day
was dodge ball in which both girls
and boys participated. The Colds
won acquiring ten more points. As
the score now stands, the Colds
have lead of forty points. The
score is eighty to forty. The team
which reaches two hundred points
first, wins the contest.
Don't be discouraged, Blues, you
still have a good chance to win.
Jack Mood
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05

heard continually. "The Echo" is
the paper, which was organized by
the ninth grade Social Science class
last year, under the leadership and
guidance of Mr.. Ward. We elected
''Wa Wa" Edmondson as editor and
Lillian Craft as business manager.
The sales of the first and each con-
secutive issue were pleasing. At
Christmas the Echo sponsored a
contest, the winners of which were
Marian Chester and Kay Boehmler.
In the April issue a special section
was added. This section was a
fuide for all visitors and named the
exhibits and the location of each.
AS we start out on the second
year, we are sure that we have the
cooperation of every school student.
THE Echo" will be published in the
near future, so L have but one
thing to say; Good luck, Echo"
Stimson Carrow
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
Ad PueIIaS

We girls are beginning another
school year consisting of studies ct
sports. Our studies are taken care
of by the faculty, but our sports
outside of gym" class are to be
made to progress by u.
We have heard many arguments
on the question-should the girls
be included in inter-scholastic
sports in Smyrna High? The pros
and cons to this question offer a
good argument, but we shall not
further that because every person
has a right to his own opinion.
Whether we will organize bas-
ket-ban team so that we can rep
resent Smyrna High this year is
not yet definite, but until that time
comes, however, let's better our
selves at the activities we have.
At present the Senior girls are
forwarding the idea-that as many
of US as possible come out for field
hockey practice. Realizing that
most of the Senior High girls have
never played field-hockey before,
we don't know whether we like it
or not. Let that be the first on
the list of feminine sports for this
year.
You know that we are going to
play field-hockey in the intramural
games, so wouldn't you like to be
the star player of your class :?
Then, why not come out and learn
few pointers?
The gymnasium is open every
moon to either the boys or the girls.
Activities offered to the girls are
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
Appreciation

Some students have been coming
to j. B. M. ever since the first
grade. They are the ones that
know all the teachers, the rules
and regulations, and where each
and every door leads. But do they
appreciate the modern conven-
fences of this school? I, for one,
say, mo"
I came from neighboring school
where the athletic field is the only
place to play and exercise. About
sixty or seventy books filled the
few book-shelves. Yes. I once
thought it one of the best schools
in the state. When I came here,
however, my eyes popped and my
heart swelled with pride.
A real library with the books I
had longed to read! A radio in
every roomi Showers in the lock-
er rooms and a gymnasium where
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
Sports Summary

Field Hockey: With Miss Kauff-
mans and Mr.. Records help the
feminine sports devotees of ]. B.
M. are familiarizing themselves
with the rules and technique of
field hockey. AS yet no team has
been selected (and probably won't
be until after another week of
practice) and no games have been
scheduled. Assistant Coach Rec
ords assures us, however, that ar
ranging games will not be difficult
once we are ready with the team.
The team will have as its manager
Christine Diacumakos.
Intra-mural Athletics: The in
tra-inural athletic committee has
decided upon the trophy which will
be given the class winning the
girls soft-ball contest. The boys
football trophy has not yet been Sc
lected. The money for both troph-
les is to be voluntarily contributed
by the students.
The intra-mural program started
on Friday, September 20 with two
games being played. The girls
game was a softball game between
the 9th and 10th grade girls. The
boys of the 18th and 18th grades
played touch football.
The winners of the first games
were the 9th grade girls by a score
of to 2 The boys of the 18th
grade won by score of 6 to 0.
Boxing: Another interesting di-
vision of this years sport program
is the boxing tournament. It
started a few days ago with
matches in the gym at noon. We
have different weight classes just
as in big time boxing. The pro-
moter in charge of this program is
one of the Well-known students,
Bobby Jacobs.
The idea of this program is to
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
We Dndn't Warn You

seniors are starting cary cary
r. l.sE SsI, to raise money for their
% s.s we're going to have q pene'
..ris y near the last OF OCTOBER
Fs,rr asongbt that it would be only
NV = warn you well in advance.
4 ear the committee has no'
In the picture which VIII l., t pc
4. f. hit I'm sure that it will be
T+' that both young and old alike
enjoy. +ho n,,h,ic
Give Us your support and help
Seniors Of John Bassett Moore
i School on their way to Wash
''A Weezy Mabrey '4C
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
"Gone With the Wind"

One of the most interesting
books I have ever read is "Gone
with the Wind" by Margaret
Mitchell. Surely, person to write
such a book must be a genius. It
not only gives the human side of
life but a very descriptive picture
of the Civil War days. and the
hardships. People starve, burn and
die for their country, but still they
will not surrender.
This book really gives the true
courageous nature of sturdy Amer
leans.
My hat is off to Margaret Mitch
ell and may she write many more
books just as interesting.
Hilda Elburn
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05

volley ball, badminton, deck tennis,
hand tennis ct basket ball practice.
We all know that every good
athlete has to possess initiative, eff
ficiency, ct mental alertness.
Girls, don't you think our fellow
school mates would be more proud
of us if we possessed these three
qualities in a few minor sports
than to be rather faulty in one
major sport?
Charlotte Everett
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
Dreams

Did you ever have dream that
you believed to be true when once
you had awakened? Was it diff
ficult for you to come back to real
ity and the realization that it was
only a dream after all?
Have you ever felt yourself fall
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05
safety Council

krder the leadership of Mr.. Geo-
4 tbe bows of the seventh and
fth grades have formed a new
4 The purpose of this club IS
promote safety outside Of the
Dol.
4 different places around the
III seven safety patrolmen have
4 nosts. Their duty is to see
1 the school children, going and
sing from the school are escort
kafely across the street. Cross
s have been made at these
kes 50 that the children will
IN them.
ktis is not only for the benefit OF
! school children but also for
Rs. They too should use the
s-walks. All motor vehicles
Via obey these traffic patrol
is club will be one of the best
W. school because it will be un-
! the eyes Of al the pupils.
n Clarence Garis
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05

nking Into a Boys Wardrobe
tall l wear my purple or my
"a today? That's just as much
1bOy's problem as it is the girls.
4 mother likes him better in his
y striped pants with the brown
Be shirt and green tie. His girl
him better in his long brown
kd pants with his brown Upper
6ter with a white shirt and red
He likes himself better in his
serge pants and aqua blue
\ left open at the neck and with
Sleeves rolled up. Bills striped
ks 90 with all his clothing as do
Brown and white oxfords.
pSt the other day Bill was
lining at the girls fashions. Did
lver think Of it in this manner :?
girls skirts are short (now
Ret me if I'm wrong but I
I've seen some boys wear
pants rolled up to their
es, and this wasn't because
rode bicycles either. And
Of the color schemes! Did
ever see Bill in his red pants,
Ne shirt, red socks and blue
Think it over, Bill. Maybe
next time you'll think before
ng girls fashions.
Dorothy Badur
Smyrna times., 1939-10-05

An Echo-Only Three Cents
Pe first time this motto was
+ was on November IL, 1888;
Since that time it has been
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14

The Neighborhood parties of the Waterbury Women's Club will con- tinue today with three parties being held this afternoon.
 Mrs. M. H. Toomey of Herkimer street will be hostess to a group or members at her home today. Her guests will include: Mrs. Robert Lowell, Mrs. William R. Adams Mrs. Wendell Viall, Mrs. c. L. France, Mrs. Ralph Nevins, Mrs S. M. Maine, Mrs. E, A. Barrows, Mrs William J. Wolfe, Mrs, Alice Lor- enson, Mrs. Frank N. Hess, and Mrs. David Babson.
 Several members will gather at the home of Mrs. John Sherwood of Coniston avenue this afternoon also. Those attending will be: Mrs R. W. Dennisn,. Mrs, Edward Rob erts, Mrs. Edwin J. Rockwell, Mrs George Pierpont, Mrs, William Tier ney, Mrs. Eugene Rogers, Mrs George Towle, and Mrs. Clair Hol' lister.
 The lounge of the Waterbury Women's Club will be the scene oi a bridge this afternoon with Mrs, George Butler and Mrs. c. E, Win termute as hostesses. Their guests include: Mrs. Frank Clearwater, Mrs. Eva Taylor, Mrs. Jessie Phil lips. Mrs. Howard Sharp, Mrs. John E. Porzenheim. Mrs, George Grant Mrs. Horace Reynolds, Miss Bernice Bartch, Mrs. Louis Granger, Mrs William Lasher, Mrs. A. L. Hauer- was, Mrs. J. J. Goodrich, Mrs. Nor ton Fogg. Mrs. George Woodard Mrs. Robert Kamack, Mrs. John Williams, Mrs. Roland French and Mrs. Nelson Garfield.
 A large bridge was held yester- day for members of the club at the home of Mrs. Frederick French at Deer Island, Bantam Lake, The Ways and Means committee of the club with Mrs. Raymond Mills as chairman were in charge Of the event.
 Those attending were Mrs John Potter, Mrs. Fanny Morgan Mrs, Clark Lewis. Miss Le- ona Lewis, Mrs. George J. Lasky Mrs. Joseph Daske, Mrs. Wendall Cross, Mrs. Joseph Bendler, Mrs Paul Peterson. Mrs, Harold Rog- CTS, Mrs. Philip Pratt, Mrs. Rob- ert Lagerquist. Mrs. Paul Monroe Mrs. Lawrence Butterfield, Mrs Walter Wood, Mrs. Walter Low ell, Mrs. D. J. Sutherland. Mrs Elmer Robinson, Mrs. Harrison Worth, Mrs. J. P. Clark. Mrs Seth Bailey. Mrs. Everett Taylor Mrs. William Russell, Mrs. Her. Lingis, Raffie Anfierio, Tessie Pawl' chak, Angie Penallo, Anile Angus tine, Anna Waicukonis, Chris Var Wagner, Helen Wasil, Mrs. Johf John Gillis and Nellie Gillis.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14

Fifty Quota clubs of New England will convene at Newport, R. l., Sep- tember 16-17 for fall rally at the Hotel Viking and LaForge Cottages and for the charter presentation to two new clubs, Newport, R. l., and Cambridge, Mass, by the president of the Quota International Incor- porated, Constance J. Wardle of Providence, R. I.
 Alice Rowland Macomber of New Bedford, Mass, governor of the Quota clubs of Massachusetts and Rhode Island District Fifteen will preside.
 Governor William H. Vanderbilt and Mayor Henry Wheeler of New port will extend greetings and well come these new clubs of executive women, owners and managers exclu- sively to the civi life of their com munity where Quota ideals of serv- ice and sharing will be great as- set.
 Other speakers will be Dr. Han nah J. Simmons, WorcesA CT, Mass, international director for New Eng land, Alice O'Connor, governor dis trict four; Mary F. Hennessy, gov- ernor district five and representa- lives of all Newport's civic and serv- ice clubs.
 The Taunton Harp Ensemble will play for the reception at 6 o'clock at the Hotel Viking with harp solos
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
. MCKINNEY oN BRIDGE

Difficult hands at bridge are not only those which have complicated saueezes or unusual end plays Tor their central theme. Actually most squeeze situations are easily recoe. nizable after a study of the funda- mentals which underlie them.
 The one play perhaps hardest to recognize Is that which in- wolves what bridge writers call timing" which is nothing more than @ phrase to indicate the or der in which tricks are taken. This hand taken from the recent championship Masters Pair Event at Asbury shows that even the Masters can go wrong:
 When l saw the hand played, tte diamond was opened, declarer played the 10 from dummy, East won with the king and returned a diamond A low trump was played from dummy. declarer winning with the nine. Declarer then played the ace of spades, fol- lowed with a low trump. East won and returned 6 trump which dunn my won.
 A low spade was led from dum- my and East discarded a dia- mond. South won and then gave West q spade trick.
 A club was returned won with the ace, but South still had an uncstablished spade and thus had to ruff club and then ruff Q losing spade with dummy's last trump. Now East held . trump and the declarer was in the wrong hand
 J. Horace Block. New York broker, made the hand in the fol-
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14

Mrs. Helen Marshall of Bunker Hill avenue was hostess at meet ing of the Past Chief Daughters of Lady McAlpine lodge, held at her home Tuesday evening, The business session was followed by card playing and bingo. A lunch was served.
 Those attending were: Mrs, Clara Sutherland, Mrs, Robert Montgomery, Mrs. Adam Ritchie, Mrs. Edward McEvoy, Mrs. Cath crime Williams, Mrs. Edward Nut brown. Miss Annie Anderson, Mrs. Ernest Bell, Mrs. Joan Hunter, Mir. and Mrs. S. B. Burns, Mir. and Mrs. George Buluti, MT. and Mrs. Robert Merkle, Mir and Mrs. George Crichton, MT. and Mrs. Harold Seman, Mrs. Andrew White, Mrs. Andrew Raeburn, Mrs. Mar earct Johnston Mrs. Margaret Kennedy. Mrs. Agnes Porter, Miss Muriel Burns. Mrs. Helen Mar shall. High score was made by Mrs. Ritchie at cards, Mrs. Por- ter and Mrs. Nutbrown at cards and Mrs. Kennedy, Mrs. Mont- gomery, Mrs, Crichton. Mrs. Bulr- u and Mrs. Merkle at bingo, The next meeting will be at the homo of Mrs. Edward Nutbrown on oct 10.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14

At the Filmarte theater a French film called "The End of Day" is something to see and enjoy ., It deals with an Old Actors Home, and one actor says: "Oh, the thea ter. What a life!" To which q philosopher in the cast retorts: "oh, Lifc-what a theater!"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14

lowing manner. After winning the second trick with the dunn my's ace of diamonds, low spade was led, the king winning, and a heart returned to dummy. East refused to win with the ace, so now another spade was played from dummy which East ruffed.
 He returned club, and dunn my winning with the ace; North led a low trump which East won with the ace, leading back an- other club. Block ruffed 1t, picked up East's last trump, then the ace of spades was cashed and low spade ruffed in dummy to establish the spade suit. Block lost only two trumps and one diamond.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
Women's Club Enjoys Neighborhood Parties

bert Taylor, Mrs. George Bisset, Mrs. Anson Miner, Mrs. Charles Puffer, Mrs, William M. Hodges, Mrs. John Carr, Mrs. Leon French. Mrs. Paul Rahn, Mrs. E.. G. Norton, Mrs, U. G. Church Mrs, Jenny Black, Mrs. William Jones, Mrs, F. W, French, Mrs, L. G, Bean, Mrs. John H. Foster, Mrs. H. L, Griggs, Miss Meta Wake, Mrs. Raymond Mills, Mrs. James Peasley, Mrs. Benjamin Barlow, Mrs. Charles E. Miner, Mrs. Arthur Baldwin, Mrs. War ren Doolittle.
 Mrs. Harry Grohs, Mrs, David Hay, Mrs. Conrad Sullivan, Mrs. Henry Weik. Mrs. F. B. Williams, Mrs. E. L. Parke, Mrs. R. G. Payne, Mrs. R. J. Black, Mrs. E. N. Hill, Mrs. I, L. Moody, Mrs F. W. Skilton, Mrs. Alice Skilton, Mrs. Harry s. Coe, Mrs. Robert Lowell, Mrs. Harold Root, Mrs, Frederic Smedley, Mrs, Helen Clarke, Mrs. Louis Lougee, Mrs, Robert Jilson, Miss Rachel Hengeveld, Mrs. E. M. Pendle- ton, Mrs. A. L. Davis, Mrs. II. c. Farwell, Mrs. c. c. Foster, Mrs. George M. Grant, Mrs. E. P. Wallace, Mrs. L. W. Young, Mrs. Harry Williams, Mrs. Abram Hengeveld, Mrs. Arthur Gross, Mrs. Edwin J. Rockwell, Mrs. Frederick c. Marggraff, Mrs. Bur- ton Warnes, Mrs. Dorothy Morley, Mrs. Joseph Finnigan. Mrs, Har- old Anson. Mrs. Louis Schmidt, Mrs. Idris Alderson, Mrs, Edward Wells, Mrs. James Abercrombic Mrs. Louis Fitch, Mrs. George King, Mrs. Edward Wheeler, Mrs. Edmund Spicer, Mrs. Elizabeth Kelsey. Mrs. Sarah Chipman, Miss Elizabeth Judd an d Miss Clara Woodruff.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
W.C.T.U. SilUer Tea To Be Held Tuesday

The Women's Christian Temper ance Union will hold Silver Tea on Tuesday, September 18th at 2:30 at the Three Green Doors ct ll2 Buckingham street. A feature o. the meeting will be demonstration of electrical appliances. Members are invited to bring their friends.
 The first rehearsal of the season of St. Margaret's choir, will be held this evening in the basement of St. Margaret's church. Willow street, at 8 o'clock. All members are requested to attend.
 The regular meeting of Pine Rock Circle, Lady Foresters of America, will be held tomorrow evening at Mechanics Hall at o'clock. lm- portant business matters will be transacted ard all members are urged to attend.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
SOCIAL ACTIVITIES.
Personal

Miss Ruth Altman, grand daugh- ter of MT. and Mrs. Dennis Altman of Baldwin street has left to resume her studies at the College of Notre Dame of Maryland in Baltimore Maryland where she is a member of the senior class.
 Harold Beecher, son of MT. and Mrs. Harold Beecher of Walnut avenue has left to enter Washing ton College in Chestertown. MT. He Is a graduate of Crosby High School.
 Miss Louise Martin of Baldwin street is spending several days at the Worlds Fair in New York City.
 MT. and Mrs. John T. Wilson of North Main street have returned after spending the past few days with relatives in Holyoke, Mass.
 MT. and Mrs. Thomas Waterman of Thomaston avenue are spending a week in Canada.
 
 Miss Dorothy L. Grenier of East Liberty street is spending several days in New York City.
 Mrs. William J. Secor of Cloves Terrace entertained the members of the program committee of the Waterbury Council of Catholic Wo- men at her home on Tuesday cve- ming. Those attending were: Mrs, Frank P. McEvoy, Mrs. John c. Gii- martin. Mrs. Edward J. McDonald Mrs. Walter E. Monagan, Miss Mar gery M. Farley, and Rev, George F Reilly, chaplain.
 Mrs. Franklin c. Hotchkiss oi Union City was hostess at pan. try and grocery shower given il honor of her niece, Miss Rutl Molin, who is to be married Sat urday to Francis Copes. Decora- tions for the house were of a ree and white motif. Miss Molin re- ceived many lovely gifts.
 Those attending were Misses Ha' gel Clark, Katherine Martin. Mrs Ina Warrington, Mrs. w. W. North rop, Mrs. P. H. Megin, Mrs. Cliff ford Aspinall, Mrs. Grace Schultz Mrs. Dorothy Schultz, Mrs. Will liam Maclsiewiecz, Mrs. Armand Brown. Mrs. Lionel Brown, Mrs Elizabeth Martin and Mrs. Hotch kiss.
 Miss Elizabeth Taylor Hannegan daughter of Colonel Roberts C.. Han negan of Cheshire, will entertain a dinner tonight for the bridesmaid who will attend her at her weddinl Saturday to Judson Beardsley O Waterbury. Friday evening Colone Hannegan will give buffet suppe at home for members of the wedding party.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
Personal
Plans
 Supper Meeting

A meeting of the Ways and Means committee of the Waterbury Chap ter of the College of New Rochelle Alumnae was held recently at the home of Miss Mary Schmidt. Those in attendance were: Misses Helen McDonough, Mrs. David Ward, Marion Keane, Bessie Cameron and Marion Ryan.
 Plans for the year were. discussed and one of the early events will be a supper meeting scheduled for Thursday, September 2lst with Miss Marion Keane and Miss Katherine Kilbride in charge of arrangements.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
Contract Bridge
CORNELL CONTRACT CLUB

Top scorers in the Wednesday afternoon session of the Cornell Contract Club which opened the fall activities of the club yesterday under the direction of Mrs. John c. Moriarty were North and South Mrs. Joseph Montambault, and Mrs. Charles Petitjean, l4o l-2; Mrs. John Collins and Mrs. Lawrence Ryan, 26: and East and West; Mrs. A. J. Reuter- and Mrs. A. Pratt, l25 l-2 and Mrs. James Bolger and Mrs Clifford Petitjean, l2i.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
Weddings
New England Quota Clubs
 WiH Gather On Sunday

by Katherine Perkins: vocal solos by Hazel Nader of Taunton and Carrie Hale of Newport. Special songs by Westerly, R. I. clubs
 Mrs. Catherine Williams, presi- dent of the Waterbury Quota club will attend.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1939-09-14
Walter Wi1acIleu O. Br0ad1cny
NOTES or A NEW YORKER
Trade egiseredD Copyright 1888 Daily Mrror.

NOTES OF A NEW YORKER
 Heywood BrOun amused Q group of newspapermen last night relating this new war anecdote Report CTS, interviewing a French General asked him if he thought Italy would fight with Germany or the Allies Tt doesn't make any dif- ference" was the reply, "if Italy doesn't come over to our side, we'll have to send. ten divisions to lick em-and if they do join us we'll have to send ten division to protect 'em."
 When Maury Maverick (the Texas ball of fire) was a Congressman, he was a member of the Military Af- fairs Committee .. During one ses- sion, a member with drum-beating instincts was browbeating a peace loving witness The fellow gassed long and loud about the wonders of guns, finally concluding by shout- ing at the peace-lover: "Who won the World War?" To which Maverick calmly and beautifully re- piled: "Who won the San Francisco earthquake?"
 Somerset Vaughan, the novelist, says: 'The young writer has every thing to say-does not know how to say 1t. Old writers with nothing to say-say 1t well" It was Calvin Coolidge who never heard of any, one being hurt by something they did not say" Editorials will shortly appear by one of the Presi- dents critics-calling him "The Peace Time President" . Hedy La- Marr and her groom are amused at the reports that a blessed-event is on the way Hedy explains she was shopping for baby things for @ chum That planned shakeup for an evening paper Is off :. Everybody stays as is-for MT. Big down to MT. Small Sam Rosoff, the subway builder, and Uncle Sam will have 1t out in @ few days In the 18 Club last night a discus sion came up about ptovie titles like these "One Way Passage" TWO Bright Boys" "Three Smart Girls, -Four Feathers" and Five Came Back" Frankie flyers quipped: Those film producers are gradually learning how to count"
 Newspaperman Stuff: The col- unln,s syndicate boss, Joseph V. Connolly, who also heads Interna- tional News Service, is on the mend for which thank goodness, but he has been too long i'll {. MT. Con- nollys condition did not permit his listening to the radio or seeing newspapers-and so he didn't know that a war was going on {. . No, until his doctor came into the sick room the other morning and leaned over the bed to smile and say: "You are so much better, Joe. You're coming along finel" Joe grabbed folded newspaper from the doc's ceat pocket. opened 1t and for the first time in weeks saw the head. lines-which screamed about the wal And then he demanded a phone into which he began barking orders His very first ones being to dispatch two of his stars to the war zones.
 An association of optical manu. lecturers have adopted the slogan "For Better Vision" Their il. lustrated symbol is, of all things, { knight in arinor-with a steel visol over his eyesl A gem salesman approached a gag man on Broadwa, at 50th Street yesterday and said Do you know anyone who'd likt a genuine pearl necklace" "Yeh," was the funny mans retort Any of the girls in George White'i 'Scandals'i" Bugs Bears swel observation: Nobody seems to have