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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1939-09-07
CHAPTER 91029

AN ACT Providing That No Court
Shall Enter Any introductory or
Final Order. Decree or Judgment in
ANY Case Involving the Validity or
Constitutionality of Any Law Re
lating to the Distribution, Appor-
tionment of ALLEGATION of ANY State
Excise or Other Taxes Equally to
the Several Counties of This State,
Until It Appears of Record that
Service of Notice of the Tendency
CT the Suit and OF Hearings of APP
plicstions of Such Orders, DEGREES
or Judgments ACCOMPANIED by Cop
les of the Pieadings Has Been Had
Upon the Chairman of the Board
of County Commissioners or Chair
man OF the Board of Public Instruc-
ton of the Several Counties or Upon
Both Such Chairman Of Said Boards
Depending Upon Whether One or
Both of Said Boards Has an Inter
est IN the Subject Matter. and Pro
yiding That Such Boards After Such
Service Shall Be parties to the Case
and Properly ALIGNED by the Court.
Be 1t Enacted by the Legislature OF
The State of Florida:
Section /. No Court shall hereaf-
ter enter any interlocutory or final
order. decree or judgment in any
case involving the validity or con.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1939-09-07
CHAPTER 10000

AN ACT Providing for the Volun-
tary Resignation and Retirement of
Circuit Judges Under Certain Con-
ditions; Establishing a Fund to be
Known as THE Circuit Judges Re-
tirement Fund" and Providing for
Contribution Thereto by Circuit
Judges Under Certain Conditions
Providing for the Pay of Such Re-
tired Circuit Judges; Making Appro-
priations to Carry Out the Provis-
ions of this Act; and Prohibiting
Such Retired Circuit Judges from
Practicing Law
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1939-09-07

CHAPTER 1908
AN ACT Relating to the Sale of
Pledged Collateral and Amending
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
Seafarin Goals
viii Give
Milk 10 juneau

Once in a while. goats make
headlines. They made news over the
weekend when the motorship Dart
locked in juneau from Cape Fan
shaw with II OF the animals on
deck
The herd belongs to Herman
Hansen, goat farmer who is aban-
doning his Cape Farshaw ranch
and moving to a recently purchased
tract of land on the Glacier High
way, formerly owned by o. E.
Schonbel now at Haines.
Crew members of the Dart said
the goats were good sailors" and
that Hansen would have brought
more except that five of the goats
of the original herd of % were too
wild and are still roaming the
woods because Hansen couldn't
catch them"
Hansen said he will supply the
Juneau market with goat milk.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
WEATHER DOES
ITS PART FOR.
CLEANUP week
Give Job align
Goes Along with Clean
up-Dirt Flies Today

Springlike weather spurred the
Juneau cleanup campaign today,
bringing the householders out to
tidy up unsightly property. City
trucks were kept busy answering
calls summoning them to pick up
refuse. t
The Territorial Employment Ser
vice announced. a large number of
calls for men TO help in cleanup
tasks. Juneau seems to be making
this a 'give-a-job" week as well as
a cleanup week, j. T. F'lakne, Man
ager said. He has on file the names
of many who will lend hand at
skilled or unskilled work around the
house.
Among those participating vigor-
ously in the cleanup today was r. H.
Williams, who was cleaning up his
Seaview Apartments property.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
miss {. HELLER IS
BRIDE LAST NIGHT
OF CARL WILSON
Northern Light Presbyfer.
ian Church Is Scene of
Wedding Ceremony


MISS Eoithoelle Heiier' oausn.ei
OF Mr.. ana MRS, FRANK Heiier OF tnis
CITY ana carr wilson son OF MT
ana Mrs n. W, wilson OF Feciuse'
wyoming. were quietly married az
an O'Clock canoiehghc ceremony
iasc evening, perlorfneu py Tie rev
Jonn "A. Giasse IN ohe NorCliern
Lig ign, rresDyterian Cnurcn,
Inc orioe' gwen IN marriage py
iier iaonef mace charming picture
IA i,er MARIE barry peecicoae irocN
" uus.y rose ana corsage o. oa,ls !,
MAJ, man roses. one wore Wiiite uoii
nat ana her accessories matcheo ner
e 3 OWL. -. MI, 800
III M,sss LUIS. Lulse Nieisoil, iilalu oi ilolior
l ior ene popular young prioe, cnose
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
Awards Made Z ai'Y
Legion Auxiliary 6
May Day Dance

A large crowd attended the an
nual American Legion May Day
dance held at the Elks Ballroom
last Saturday evening, when Klonda
Dufresne and her orchestra pro-
vided musicafor the dancersa
During interinissioni the follow
ing numbers were posted for the
luggage award: $50, 100 and IT'S;
for the foot stool award 1913, 413 and
698. The third award, pillow, was
given to Howard Button. holder of
number 403 The two first prizes
have not been claimed and will be
held week, after which the sec
ond number twill be sgiven the
award, the third number receiving
the prize if they are not claimed
within the allotted time by the sec
ond number In charge of the
awards are Mrs: Oscar Olson and
Mrs. Bud Anderson shA
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
Dikaggio| Is
0ufof Game
!. !. With Injury
1880 81 s-ss
Muscles Of Right Leg Torn
from Bone in Fall on
Saturday e.,

NEW YORK. May Joe DiMag-
gio, who injured leg Saturday
rolled restlessly in a bed in a hotel
Sunday while his New York Yankee
team mates lost the second straight
game to the Washington Senator's
DiMaggio's right leg is encased In
tape and bandages. The slugging
cutfielder said the teams physician
ordered him to stay off the leg for
at least five days and probably 1t
will be twice that long before he can
get back into the lineup. n T'le
An X-ray shows no fracture but
the muscles of the right leg from
the ankle almost to the knee were
torn from the bone in the fall Dr.
Maggie took, Saturday, y-ses !, q 3i
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
HOSPITAL NOTES


A baby girl weighing 8 pounds,
ounces was born yesterday morning
at st. AIMS Hospital to Mr.. and
Mrs. Gu Camerors 9si'9 heY weigh
flt ieesat. $1,000 s~s1 a. 50
Mr.. and Mrs. Magcourty are the
proud parents of a baby boy weigh
ing 8 pounds, 6 ounces, born at st.
AIMS Hospital Sunday morning.;
nd eis Nss.ed -------i.iast afiesii3Gs;
Leonard Stokes; was admitted to
st. AIMS Hospital Saturday night
and dismissed a Sunday AFTERNOON
after receiving medical care sfiishi
Ernie Joinanson was a medical DIS
missaI today atSt. AIMS Hospital
ecia apa z-1sA-
Al Engberth left st. AIMS Hos
pital this morning after receiving
medical supervision = Si lis's-
v. @. McMicl1ael was dismissed
from medical care at st. AIMS Hos
pital this morning. ~ s's-
A baby girl weighing 8 pounds
was born to Mr.. and Mrs. AL Greene
valid Saturday afternoon at the
Government Hospital. 0nsft Sss
> Isl Nfl afe & ---l--Ls ~ 9's5css
Lilly John was dismissed Saturday
afternoon at the Government Hos
pital from medical supervision. h
After receiving medical attention
at the Government Hospital, Nellie
Willard was dismissed on Saturday
Harry See has been discharged
from surgical care at the Govern
ment Hospital. 1n@tiHieslt VIA
Robert Carteili was surgical dis
missal from the Government Hos
pital last Saturday. sa'e' ,li,Y stt'T
eiSf3A2 Glii &c -----l-4 3 issfs
Mrs Ruth Marking left the Gov
eminent Hospital last Saturday after
receiving surgical attention.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
ROTARY WINDOW
DISPLAYS WORK
pI0F COMMITTEE
Promotion Mdferidl. Shown
in Light Company
Show Window

Evidence of the large amount Of
work done to promote attendance
at the Rotary conference here May
IS to 90 is seen this week in a win
dow display at the Alaska Light
and Power Company office.
Against a background of Rotary
flags and einblems are displayed
the various letters, booklets, news
papers and promotion material sent
out TO the clubs of the 10lst dis
trfct. VS.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
TERAKEt REyiDEid srl
GETS LONG PLANE
RIDE, ATT TICKET

George Vogt of Tenakee had a
long plane ride at Alaska Air Trans
port expense yesterday, when Shell
Simmons was unable to land at
Tenakee because of rough water.
With two other passengers aboard
and four to come in from the islands
Simmons took Vogt around the
milk route and back to Juneau.
rs Ed Wilson flew to Chichagof and
clyde Bolyan to Cobol. Inbound
were, Mike Fillo, Allan Ranstrom,
r. Wadstein and Mrs. Mike Nc
Kallick.
q yogt was to, be taken out to Ten
Rkee today .zsts w sSs
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
BARROW NURSE
TAKING FIRST
TRIP OUTSIDE

Miss Valeria Pawlak, staff nurse
at Point Barrow for the past year,
was in Juneau today southbound
on the Yukon for a three months
vacation Outside. She will visit her
former home in Illinois. rs
This is Miss Pawlaks first trip
to- the States since going into the
Arctic. She was at Kotzebue two
years before going to Barrow. She
says she likes the Far North and
is going back.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
FOUR BROUGHT
). IN. E5IEBETH

The Imotorship Estebeth, Capt.
Gus Gustafson and Purser Dave
Ramsay, returned to Juneau Satur-
day night with four passengers
aboard
Bob Huntoon, Wild Life Agent,
returned from a roundtrip to is
land ports, checking beaver skins.
Richard Boyd came in from Kills
moo, and Ed Kerr and E. Etc came
in from Tenakee.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
Strip Fishermen
Have Luck
Al AUX Bay

ployee of the Alaska Juneau Gold
several years, is at present an en-
Among those who caught salmon
at AUX Bay yesterday as strip fish
ermen descended on the Kings, were
Curtis Shattuck, Dr. M. ]. Whit
tier, and Bill Rudolph.
Rudolph picked off the largest of
the three fish taken by the trio,
getting one about IS pounds.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
L0(kHEED FLIGHT ].
MADE TO ISLANDS 49,.
VIA PETERSBURG

Pilot Shell Simmons flew to
Chichagof today via Petersburg,
taking two passengers to the Wran-
gell Narrows town and two to Chi
chagof. ~
Sol Lachman and Earl Cox, trav-
cling men, were flown to Peters
burg, and Jack Kennedy and F. R.
Renzio were flown to Chichagof.
This morning, George Vogt was
flown to Tenakee.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
zAVOD5kY TAKING 49,. 49,.
DUTIES OF JENSEN

Gudmlun Jenseii, 5unea,'s night
merchant patrolman, is leaving for
Be1ners Bay TO do assessment work.
During hts absence, Jack Zavodsky
is making the rounds seeing that
stores are properly locked at all
hours of the night
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
MISS STORMS LEAVES
FOR SOUTH ON VISIT

Leaving on the Yukon. Miss Marie
Storms, surgical nurse at st. AIMS
Hospital and bride-elect OF Bernard
r.. MacDowell;' win visit with rela-
tives in the state of washington for
the next few weeks, returning to
Juneau during the latter part of
next month.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
SERVICES TOMORROW 8
FOR ]. VAN TRESS

Funeral services will be held to-
morrow afternoon at 2 o'clock in the
Chapel of the Charles W. Carter
Mortuary for j. Van Tress, well
known Juneau clothing man who
passed away here last week
The Rev. G. Edward Knight will
deliver the eulogy and interment will
follow in the Evergreen Cemetery.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
Hollywood Sights Ind Sounds

HOLLYWOOD, Cal, May 1.-The boys and girls in Washing
D. Jim Preston, it's all right.
I'm amazed" Prime Minister Neville Chamberlans AM
ercan double Il through these sets and it's just
back in the Capitol Everything to the smallest detail right
I'm amazed"
distinguished looking Jim Presons business that
it's all right" of the gallery the
officiating Archives,
Frank authentic Senate
Technical adviser" is what they call the job
Smith Goes to Washington" 1t has
Arthur roles it's about ideal
tic the Senate with Ideas Jim Preston
professionally with
the construction pointed
nfinsteshna details which the reproduction matches the
the conditioning grangs below
fowery designs the chandeliers
the lobby the style of modng along the walls those certain
behind the press gallery
1T takes right back through IS there he
claimed And whats amazing set OF blue prints
the evenings carpenter morning
it all is the set"
This enthusan for Hollywood technique provoked the obvious
query his future intentions. who equipped with
umbrella could Chamberlains in that
ference with Hitler and maybe with better results could have
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
NOTICE TO ENGINEERS
AND ARCHITECTS

In accordance with Chapter So,
Session Laws of Alaska, 1889, all
professional engineers and archi-
tects practicing in the Territory of
Alaska are required to register and
license themselves for the practice
of said profession in the Territory
hereafter. Applications for registra-
ton may be obtained from Herbert
G. Redman, Secretary of the Board,
Juneau, Alaska.
Territorial Board of Engineers
and Architects Examiners. adv.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
OFFICERS OF HAIDA
DRESS FOR SUMNER

Coast Guard cutter Haida officers
donned summer caps today as
warm sun finally blessed the streets
of Juneau.
The cutter men put on the white
topped visor caps for the first time
since last summer.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
REV. tAUB[E Will
s,s. Il. ATTEND CONVENTION

The Rev. John L. Cauble, of the
Resurrection Lutheran Church, left
on the steamer Yukon to attend the
Convention of the Pacific Synod of
the United Lutheran Church at
Medford, Oregon. He expects to re-
tlsrn here during the latter part of
tile month. Il ~
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
REV. MCNAMARA is
RETURNING SOUTH

Leaving On the steamer Yukon, the
Rev. E. A. Mcnamara is returning
to the States after accompanying
Alaska's new Bishop Coadjutor, the
Rev Walter Fitzgerald, to this city.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
MARINE AIpWAY5
FLIES FOUR OUT
ON 5IIkA FLIGHT

Alex Holden flew the Marine Air
ways Bellanca to Sitka today, plan
ming to stop iat Tenakse enroute.
Aboard the ship were, Mr.. and Mrs.
I. w. McCrary, Earl Forsythe, and
Jim Boyle. All but Boyle are max
ing a round trip
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
SummerIike
Weather
Enjoyed Here

Temperature in Juneau reached
Sd degrees, highest SO far in 1899,
at o'clock this afternoon, the U,
S.. Weather Bureau reported
The warm weather loosened a
snowfall ON Mount juneau at about
$50 o'clock this morning, sending
a cascade of snow down the face
of the mountain for several min
uteS. +sst
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
WATSON RECEIVES
MAK50UT0FF IK0N

An ikon painted in oils by Prin-
cess Maksoutoff, now in New York,
was received today by Harry Wat
son, Secretary to the Governor
Watson had tried unsuccessfully to
obtain an authentic old ikon, but
finally purchased the new one
which he will frame and hang in
his home.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
FITzsIMMONs HOME

p j Fitzsimmons, Credit Agent
for Indian Corporations in the Of
flee of Indian Affairs, returned ON
the Baranof Saturday from Craig
where he had been arranging in
dividuai loans under the Indian re-
organization act,
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
TO BOTH FAIRS

Mrs. Earl Hunter took passage for
Seattle on the steamer Yukon. plan
ing several weeks trip in the
States, during which she will take in
both the San Francisco and the New
York fairs.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
(YANE 5L5TER5HIp
SPENDS SUNDAY AT
GOVERNMENT DOCK

The 165-foot Coast Guard patrol
boat Hermes, of San Pedro, sister
ship to the Cyane, out of Ketchikan
locked in Juneau yesterday after
noon under command of 1t. Allan
Winbeck.
The cutter is on its way to I'm
alaska to join the Duane, flagship
of the Boring Sea patrol fleet, and
was to leave this afternoon.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
MRS. ADAMS, MISS
DE LEO ENTERTAIN

Mrs. Arthur Adams and Miss
Gretchen DeLeo entertained at a
ibridge-luncheon Saturday afternoon
at the home of Mrs Adams in the
Mcbride Apartments. Twenty-eight
guests were present for the occasion
i, A spring motif was carried out
in yellow and green decora lions on
the luncheon tables. Honors for cards
were won by. Mrs. Harold Gallwas,
first; Mrs. W. P. Blanton, second
and Mrs. Louis Deiebecque, cut prize.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
MAC MORT SOUTH

Mac Mort, employees of the Juneau
Laundry, is a passenger on the
steamer Yukon. He will visit with
friends and relatives in Seattle dur
ing the summer.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
PIONEERS TO MEET
ON TUESDAY NIGHT

Members of Pioneers of Alaska,
Igloo No. g. will meet tomorrow
night at o'clock in the Odd Fell
lows Hall for a social meeting.
The Women's Auxiliary will also
hold a session tomorrow night.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
HAGERTY OFF TO
ALEUTIAN5 FOR
MONTHS VISIT

Don Hagerty, Field Representa-
tive for Indian Corporations in the
Office of Indian Affairs here, left
today on the Coast Guard patrol
boat Hermes to spend month i'll
the Aleutian Islands on official
business.
He will visit Aka, Umnak, Perry
vile, Karluk, Akutan and Kodiak.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
o. s. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE WEATHER BUREAU
THE WEATHER
tBy the U. S. Weather Bureau


Forecast for Juneau
Partly cloudy tonight and Tuesday
Weather forecast cloudy
Tuesday, moderate to fresh
northerly Canal
of the Fresh
westerly winds tonight
Cape Hnchinbrook.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
LEGION TO MEET

Plans for awarding of a Reinell
boat at the July A dance will be dis
cussed by Afford John Bradford Post
of the American Legion at its 'regu-i
lar meeting at the Dugout tonight.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
WEATHER SYNOPSIS

moderatelw
the Gulf Alaska Southeast Alaska southwestern the
adjacent Pacific this with the 2970
inches about 10 miles Island
Peninsula northcntral light
William southern British Columbia
while weather prevailed the rest of the field observation
night Western Southeast
Alaska but other portions of the Territory
May 2-sunrie sunset 7:5O
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
HooKERs SAIL

Mr. and Mrs: Charles Hooker
sailed on the Yukon to spend sew
eral weeks vacationing on the Pa
cifie Coast.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
ATTENTION MASONS

There will be stated communica-
ton of Gastineaux Lodge 124. F. &
A. M, on Tuesday, May 2, 7:30 pm,
in the Scottish Rite Temple, Juneau.
Members urged to attend. Visiting
brethren welcome. BY order of the
WIN.
SAMUEL DEVON,
adv, Secretary.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01
MRS. ASK VISITING
DAUGHTER IN CITY

Mrs. Karl Ask, of Skagway, is in
Juneau spending few days visit
ing with her daughter, Miss Phyllis
Sanders.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01

future Hollywood surely How about that report
being himself press gallery
picture?
take the bread from the
ling my acting before
Banquet"
originally 10 weeks"now long Ill
know i mink only Capa that, hasn't
verdict of a staid
HOLLYWOOD glanmer- exposed
Hes made great
around the other sets when he
capras
other the set where Buster Keaon making
standing inocenty
approached poffered him umbrella Jim Preston looked
and saw cameaman lurking ducked
Keaton portrait of Chamberlain
appears that Jim doesn't for publicwhich makes him unique
h mans town. 47s e 81
Hollywood had Hail of Archives Jim Preston would
rate that if other. s.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01

Try The Empire classifieds for
results,
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1939-05-01

Juneau, May 2-Sunrise, 4O5 am; sunset, 7:50 pm.
Evening star., 1939-09-08

The Queen of Tohr could hardly believe
her ears. What! A revolt among the
slaves of the jewel pits! Impossible!
They're starved and broken men. They're
in chains, without weapons" Mungo
shrugged. But I believe Runik He
knows the penalty for false information"
Evening star., 1939-09-08
Bedtime Stories
Nv THORNTON w. BURGESS.

BY THORNTON w. BURGESS.
When Yank Yank the Nuthatch
asked Peter Rabbit If there was any,
thing else he wanted to know Peter
was quite ready for him. eyes"
he retorted promptly, Il want to
know how it is that you can walk
head first down the trunk Of tree
without losing your balance and
tumbling OFF,"
Yank Yank chuckled happily. Il
discovered a long time ago." he re-
piled, that the people who get on
best in this world are those who
make the most of what they have
and waste no time wishing they
had what other people have. I
suppose you have noticed that all
the Woodpecker family have stiff
tail feathers and use them to brace
themselves when they are climbing
a tree. They have become so de-
pendent upon them that they don't
dare move about on the trunk of
tree without using them. If they
want to come down a tree they have
to back down.
Nov, Old Mother Nature didn't
give me a stiff tail, but she gave
me a very good pair of feet with
three toes in front and one behind
and when was a very little fellow
I learned to make the most of those
feet. Each toe has a sharp claw.
When I go up tree the three front
claws on each foot hook into the
bark. When I come down a tree I
simply twist one foot around 50 that
the three front claws of this foot
keep me from falling. It Is just as
easy tor me to 20 down . tree -
Evening star., 1939-09-08
Fisherman Proves Sucker

ST. JAMES, MINI. F.-Herman
Haislet says this one is on the level,
A frieI went fishing but got no
fish, so he stopped at the family
butcher His wife duly compliment
ed him on the catch-until she got
that months bill. Friend husband
had charged it. Score: Several fish,
no catehes, one error.
Evening star., 1939-09-08
Brain Twizzlers
BY PROF. J. d. FLINT.
More ReIofiyes

It must be too much contact with
in-laws, or something, that causes
the great public interest in prob
lens about family relationships. At
any rate, some one was talking the
other day about the two people who
met at an airport one day. One of
them had just arrived from out of
town. They greeted each other and
Evening star., 1939-09-08
jolly Polly

A Little Chat on English
BY JOS. j. FRISCH.
M. M-There is some disagree
ment as to the meaning of 100 per
cent profit" What most of us con-
sdier 100 per cent profit is, strictly
Evening star., 1939-09-08

Father: We'll have to put your
wagon away for week and not
play with it so that you will remem-
Der that you must not leave 1t on
the driYeWaY."
Evening star., 1939-09-08
BY Alfred AndrioIo
BY Mormon Marsh
-By Bud Fisher

with this stout bill of mine I crack
the shell. 1t really is quite easy
when you know how. Cracking a
nut open that way is sometimes
called Matching and that u how
come by the name Of Nuthatch."
Evening star., 1939-09-08

began talking as though they knew
each other we'll Their conversation
would undoubtedly have sounded
very queer to any one who might
have overheard them. One said, Il
can't get over the fact that my
sons father is your fathers only
child. I'd never thought of it that
way before" AS a matter of fact,
it does seem funny. What could
the relation have been between the
two people?
ANSWER on Page C-S.)
Evening star., 1939-09-08
RuiIrood Clothes Travellers

When a baggage car went astray
200 vacationers on their way to the
seashore In England were supplied
clothing and all other necessary
articles by the railroad.
Evening star., 1939-09-08

to 60 up and I can go right around
the trunk quite as easily and COM
fortably." Suiting action to the
word, Yank Yank ran around the
trunk OF the apple tree just above
Peters head. When he reappeared