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The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1938-07-12

Savannah, Ca; Mr.. and Mrs. L,
A. Griffin, Maryetta, Ohio; Mr.
and Mrs. H. Learned, Miami,
Fla. Mr.. and Mrs. R. B. Pearsons,
Daytona Beach, Fla; Mr.. and
Mrs. Chas. F. Hutchins, the for
mer being advertising manager OF
The Savannah Morning News and
The Savannah Press, Savannah,
Ga: Mr.. Douglas, Jamica, Long
Island, n. Y; Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas, Durham, N. c. Several
of these guests plan to spend the
entire season here.
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1938-07-12

years Camel has bought my best
tobacco-paid more to get it. We
planters around here smoke
Camels because we know Camel
buys the finer tobaccos."
The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1938-07-12

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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

more honey :. Hives when swarm
ing is permitted, have so few ten
ants they produce little surplus
honey . They're already active,
now they feed on buds But
actually produce no honey yet +.
He says it's a sort of honey dew
they ooze from the buds -.
80
Hand me that soapbox, pliz.
Thenk you'll have been swamped
with phone and post requests from
three people, the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals,
the I Saw the First Robin Club,
Ltd, ETC., and the Neurological
Institute for the State of the Ma
ton, and the-well what's the diff
ference Without any outside
pleasure I have decided firmly and
definitely . No you cannot shake
me from my decision-to defend
modern manhood as the epitome of
chivalry and gallantry Grounds of
applause) why don't you throw
down your coat for me-" said pref
ty to me, like Sir Walter Raw
leigh did for the Queen?" Raw
leigh, you know, is the guy who,
besides making every male that sue
ceeded him duecedly uncomfort-
able, brot smoking weed to this
shore Curse him! Now
could have said, But she was the
Queen" But didn't think of it..
One never does, does one? Or does
one. So merely pointed out
to the lady in question that while
this coat / have is nothing but a
rag, still 1t represents all I have to
wear in decent society fur
Their pointed that Rawleigh prob
ably had more than one coat. There
is every indication that he did. And
he probably reasoned this way. I
am very discerning fellow as you
will readily agree. He reasoned,
IF toss my coat in the gutter for
the Queen maybe she will buy me
that new polo coat for $7.98 I saw in
the window the other day." Now
was that chivalry? (choruses Of:
Nay, NayD The fact that he was
merely knighted by the Queen in
stead Of being given a new coat
does not alter the extreme selfish
ness of his motive So I stand
pat on the grounds that the modern
male is every inch as chivalrous
as the 18th gentry swain. Grounds
of laughter and burst of applause).
1t may be orOnges to the window
writer Of one of the local grocery
marts :. But in my speller that's
O'wrong Pun by wohd) :.
There Is talk of some home build
ing in this mans town in a new
section that will spread the towns
platt :.
What a blooming street! Down
on south Pine Street we have all
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

sorts Of things. Rilly, you know
we're quite a neighborhood. The
elite and all that sort of bosh, bless
me. But as I piled my weary way
home from work the other shutdown
(which hasn't shone of late) I said:
Am I nutty or is it fall? In the
window of the Gordon Morse home
blooms a chrysanthemum, one of
those small ones-known as pom
poms. so dashing into my study
of horticulture I discover that they
are not supposed to bloom until
fall. All of which leaves me in a
sort of other -.
It's an interesting and strange
life, isn't it? Last winter while
Mr.. and Mrs. c. r. Bruce lolled in
Floridian sunshine they CHANGED
across a woman who knew George
Grundman . . In fact she knew
him in Pella, Iowa, when the now
Sank Centre farmer was a swain
of ii years The lady was the
first girl he ever took to a party
. And he hasn't seen her since -.
Among Us Mecca Sippers-I'm
glad for Walt Benson. First real
vacation in Is years has put him
in the happiest frame of mind.
0Say, how do all these Bensons get
in this colyum?) About Decoration
Day Walt and friend are hiking
to the north woods, cottage, a
lake, the pines, and fish for an out
ing . And for a week he'll forget
all about business which is good for
a guy One of the better Slippers
from the fbeaker, Walt has already
planned that there will be coffee If
nothing else . The pot will SIM
mer on the stove the day long {. :.
Eight days; eight pounds Of cof-
fee,' he figures. Which means
roughly about 480 cups of the bean
juice -.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12
Business Expansion Checked

Uncertainties of taxes, labor conditions, and gov
ernmental policies unfavorable to business have
brought on stagnaton which has resulted in curtai-
ed expenditures for business Improvement and de-
velopment. Among the industries which have cut
the spending for expansion sharply is the five
bilon-dollar chemical industry third largest in the
United States.
At a recent meeting of the American Chemical So
cety speakers referred to interesting facts of
the business and pointed out that in the opinion OF
many thoughtful observers, return to sound pros
perty is likely to depend largely upon the develop
ment of some industry group of industries as
a result of scientific research However, progress
along this line has been checked by unfavorable
policies.
Companies which spent the most money for scienti-
fic research enjoyed progress which Others who spent
less or no money at all for scientific research,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12
s Sport
c& Wags
by Chuck Rattle

Socko-There's going to be plenty
Of backslapping this summertime,
and we don't mean the old pal stuff,
either. OF course, you at once as
sumo we have reference to the on
coming political onslaught - COM
monty known as election. You have
been misinformed. According to
the entomologists, the boys who
make bugs appear ferocious by
looking at them thru microscopes
and then write sinister papers about
said bugs to brighten innocents like
yourself and me-anyway those fell
lows say the mosquitoes are find
ing too many breeding places this
spring
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

But as we understand It the
girls have an ace up their
sleeves. So IL isn't Prexy Lloyd
anymore; it's No-trump Blycl-
And one of the most interesting
at the Country Club for
some time was not only rained out,
but, will wonders never cease, snow
ed out on May 9Th. First Off the
day was to continue the two ball
foursome begun the Sunday prev
ious. Then 1t was to feature the
archery golf with Stewart White
head and Doc Cole doing the Robin
Hood acts against Dave Caughren
and Bernard Schoenhoff toting to
the golf bags Now what they'll
do they haven't been able to say
as yet.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

Otto he and Walt Jung spent half
the night charging up and down the
countryside with a gas lantern in
search of Doc Cooper, Ward Rob
erts, and r. E. Bushey How
many fields and ten they crossed
no one seems to know but they all
got back safely to enjoy a feed,
with chef Irv Dobbs in charge s. !.
Prexy and the Coach-Editor's
note: The policies of this paper are
not primarily to stir up family
troubles. or create scenes. But we
feel that suppression Of items can
not conscientiously be done because
Of certain consequences to ourselves.
Therefore we run the following let
ting the chips fall where they may
But it's not the chips we're
worried about so much, come to
think of it, it's the axe =.
It's all about bridge. Which
you wonder what has that TO do
with sports? Nothing except
sportsters Prexy Lloyd Blycker
and Athletic Director, high
falutin' phrase, Gene Harvey
and their wives are the ones in
volved. It seems the boys have
teamed up, as boys will, against
the girls. And by some unknown
stroke of luck are at this juno
ture leading about 5000 points.
Now being mere men, they rush
into print. Can help 1t? The
upshot Of the whole thing Is
that the winners will be treat
ed tn a Marty hx the l0sArs
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

for those guys 1t doesn't seem to
bother. SO they're off for the dis
trict % track meet Friday after
noon. In charge Is Coach ]. N. loft
ness whose 10 cohorts will charge the
field at st. Johns University to
compete with other schools Of the
district !. An invitation-one of
those kind you ask for-was issued
from the University to district %,
and 1t looks like a swell place to
hold the field meet.
Those u boys can help with the
judging and everything should run
like Swiss (buy American) watch.
80
Feed Bag-Im going to get out
my long gauntleted gloves for next
week Tuesday evening. For on that
evening I'm going to sit with all
the athletes of s. G. high school at
their banquet. This is the second
annual, too, by the by. Now when
these athletes descend on their prey
something Is going to give way. And
it isn't going to be my hand when
I reach innocently for another bis
cult (psst, I've already had three).
This is one game the boys are go
ing to win hands down. Well, the
hands will help anyway like
the setup this year. All the lads Of
all sports are to be feted instead of
just footballers. That includes foot
ball, basketball, trackmen, and base
ballers all in one big happy (?)
family.
A-fishin'-TrOut fishing In a
clear brook is tedious fishing,
but the best of them can stand
1t. A week or SO ago Herb Sac
ger, Harry Whitehead, and Sim
BOtz held forth near Motley to
Stony Brook and came back
with q fine catch. Forty-eight
trout were numbered and some
of them were pretty fair sized.
Herbs says there were literally
hundreds up there from all
parts Of the country seeking
this Elusive game fish, the wit
tiest of the tribe.
And More of the Same
Give us a light-Beating the un-
derbrush for a couple lost sucker
fishermen gave the boys something
to do besides fishing of which
there wasn't any done, anyway. I'm
less we've been misinformed. Last
week Monday night the boys went
out along Ashley where the stream
was aswarm with the boys toting
spears, and lights dotted the course
of the stream According to Gus
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12
sAUK CENTRE HERALD, Sank Centre, MINI.

Now you're catching on. We
allude to the ancient and time
hon0red practice Of swat the
mosquito. Now there are sew
eral methods Of approach. There
IL the nonchalant flip Of the
practiced hand. Without NOV
ing an eye toward the insect Bit
ing deep into the flesh, this ar
tisan Of the craft flags out with
q snap of the wrist, and pres
TO the two weeks life cycle of
the pest Is cut short. There are
the amateurs, Of course, and
when they finish the telling
stroke the question naturally
arises as to which did the most
damage: ~ the mosquito, or
(2) the hand that killed It
Now it seems shame that one
who has been inactive all winter
long should be tossed into such
strenuous activity. Mosquitoes are
thoughtless creatures at best. They
alight in the worst places such as
the middle of the back or the end
of the nose. In the first it's diff
ficult routine to get the hand back
for the clean sweep delivery of a
killing blow. In the latter one haz-
ards a broken schnozzle for his eff
forts. It's all very confusing. And
we would suggest series of care
fully timed exercises before a full
length mirror to get ready for the
season, and bumper crop
II these rains don't quit
throwing wrench into the
sports machinery, your column
mist is going to get rubber boots
and a rOwboat, and confine the
sports calendar to something
that can't get rained out. Per-
haps duck racing -.
Where were we? - Alexandria
high school played baseball game
last Friday, ran up eleven scores.
It must have been awfully cold in
that infield and outfield for them
with nothing to do but watch the
clouds go sailing by overhead.
While taking those eleven runs,
their pitcher allowed no hits, and
not one of the boys got an error
Say, Sank Centre also played,
Coach Harvey indicated this week.
And it was as neat a shutout
game as you want to see, If you hap
pened to be on the right side of
the fence. And the right side 1t
seems was the Alex side -. Today,
Thursday, the baseballers go to
Evansville for a return trip with
that club. Evansville tossed the loo
ais in II to 6 game as the opener.
Then on Friday Alex comes back
here for a seven inning stretch.
So far in spite of repeated rains
the local club is only one game be-
hind schedule when last Tuesdays
down pour halted the Glenwood
game. That game has been moved
up to the 18th of this month It
seems that the boys have almost
forgotten the game and no wonder.
It's been so long since they could
get near a diamond, it's wonder
they don't think someone means a
game of poker when they say the
word. But it looks like they'll get
some workouts this week.
Track Meet-Get out those fur
lined parkas just in case. That alb
breviated track costume always
gives me duck bumps and chills, but
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12
That British Lingo

TRANSACTIONS of plays from foreign language into
our own are common enough, but now we are to have
something rather unusual in this line-the translation
of an English play into American, that we Of the
United States understand it.
dispatch from London states that two film YER
sions of George Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion' are
now being made, in one Of which the language will
be as Shaw wrote it, for British audiences, while in
the other many words will be changed to conform
to American usage.
In the American version shall hear the original
"dust man" changed to garbage man." "coppers
mark" meaning polcemans spy, will become stool
pigeon" water tap" will be changed to faucet"
''toff' to "dude' and "pram (short for perambula-
tori will become "baby carriage"
The foregoing are only few OF the alterations to
be made for our benefit. Which seems to confirm
what someone said, to the effect that Americans
speak better English than the English themselves.
The height of something other-from an obitu-
ary: He man who had suffered much he
had been subscriber to this paper since its first
number."-Ex.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

Andrew Thompson, 65. Of Edin-
burgh, eloped with his 32-year-old
sister-in-law.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-05-12

did not have And uncertainties have to considerable
extent forced less work in that line. The chemical
industry spent $1O0OO000O last year on expansion.
but has cut its spending rate sharply. And 1t was
shown that if the uncertainties were removed, it
would 60 ahead right with another 100000
expansion program.
In the face of such statements, made by men not
only in the chemical industry, but in all other lines
as well, it would seem to be wise policy for our
government leaders to consider these things well and
ponder them in their hearts and minds.
Large appropriations for building up our navy and
other fighting units Of the nation, will place Uncle
Sam in position where he will be prepared to fight
for his neutrality.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
Mrs. F. Lynn
Elected st. Paul
O.ES. MatrOn

The officers were elected Dec. z,
and installed on December IL.
Newly elected officers, st. Paul
Chapter No. 1, o. E. S., are:
worthy atron, Mrs. Fannie
Lynn; worthy patron, James Wat
son; associate matron, Mrs. Agnes
Wilson; associate patron, Oliver
Taylor; treasurer, Mrs. Queen
Ransom; secretary, Mrs. Birdie
High; conductress, Mrs. Kate Neil;
and associate conductress, Mrs.
Viola Culver.
Appointed officers named by the
worthy matron: Warder, Mrs. Rosa
Simmons; Sentinel, Mr.. Jas. R.
Lynn; Adah, Mrs. Mary Wilson;
Ruth, Mrs. Carrie Adams; Esther,
Mrs. Almeda Tresvan; Martha,
Mrs, Carrie Parker; Electa, Mrs.
Eunice Coins; Chaplain, Mrs. Bet
tie Jones; Marshal, Mrs. Clareeta
J Jackson; and Organist, Mrs.
Blanche Coins.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
False RuTnOr
Spiked

1t has come to my attention that
a rumor has been circulated to the
effect that / have attempted to
prevent Negro tenants renting
from me, from obtaining apart
ments in the Sumner Housing
project. l want to state that such
a rumor is absolutely untrue and
without any foundation whatever.
Furthermore, any intelligent
person ought to know that would
be unable to make any such ar
rangement with any housing au-
thorities.
If any of my tenants desire to
effect a change of residence by OBJ
tanning accommodations in the new
housing project, the same is i'm
material to me. And / merely make
this statement so that the truth
may be known.
F. Peoples.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
M. w. Judy
Funeral Rites
Held Tuesday

Funeral services for NJ. w. Judy,
60, we'll known Minneapolitan who
died last Friday, Dec. 16, were held
Tuesday, Dec. 10.
Private services were held at his
home, 1888 Fourth Ave. &c., and
public rites were held at st. Peter
A. M. E. Church of which he was
a member. Rev. C. F. Stewart as
sisted by other Minneapolis and
st. Paul pastors.
Interment was at Crystal Lake
cemetery. The Woodland Funeral
Home had charge of burial ar
rangements.
CDR" Judy as he was Familiarity
known for 35 years because of his
connection with the dental pro-
fession was a mechanical dentist
and was rated as one of the most
proficient in the business.
Born in 1873 in Troy, Mo-, he
came to Minneapolis in 1900. He
became i'll about one year ago. He
was very active in fraternal, civic
and church circles, being MEM
Der of the Masonic Lodge, presi-
dent of Wayman Home Circle of
st. Peter Church and guiding spirit
in the Minneapolis Lawns and
Gardens contest. He was also a
member of the Minnesota-Iowa
Club, serving as chairman of its
important membership committee.
Surviving him are his wife,
Blanche, a brother, Isaac, and
other relatives.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
ARTISTIC CLEANERS PRICES
MAY RISE

Because of the Minnesota su-
preme court ruling giving labor
the right to picket an employer not
complying with provisions of the
state fair trade practices act, in
the case of Myer ]. Echterman,
operator of the Artistic Cleaners
and Dyers, 800 Eighth avenue
south, against the Laundry and
Dry Cleaning Drivers union No.
131, Mr.. Lichterman said that there
is a possibility that cleaning prices
will soon be raised.
He advised the public to take
advantage of the present reduced
prices and have cleaning and dye
ing work done before the antici-
pated increase. In handing down
its decision, written by Justice
Royal A. Stone, the high court re-
versed the ruling of Judge w. w.
Bardwell of Hennepin county dis
trict court.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
Funeral Rites
for O. ID. Howard,
Pioneer, Held

o. D. Howard, inmate of Crispus
Attacks Home, st. Paul, died De-
cember Is, at Ancker Hospital.
Funeral services for Mr.. How
ard, an osteopath, born in Paris,
Tennessee, and a resident of st.
Paul SO years, were held Decem-
Der "a under the auspices of the
Masonic Lodge, Perfect ASHER
No. 4.
Surviving are two daughters,
Mrs. Ethel Maxwell Williams of
St. Paul, Mimi, and Atlanta, Ga,
and Mrs. Ollie Crosthwaite of Chi
cago; a brother, William Howard,
of st. Paul and brother in Nash
vile, Tenn. Mrs. Williams attended
the funeral.
The remains are in the crema-
tory at Forest cemetery.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
Halle @. House
Plans Busy
Holiday Week

On Friday, Dec. %, the Dramatic
Glasses will present, under the di-
rection of Miss Harriet Maybe, the
very delightful play "Why the
Chimes Rang" No admission will
be charged.
Christmas Eve will find several
groups caroling in the neighbor-
hood of Halle Q. Brown House.
Christmas Forum
The Christmas Forum will be
something of an innovation for the
members of the Ky Supper Club
will present the "Other Wise
Man" as a Choral reading. Miss
Eva Lee will be the leader. The
light voice will be Miss Rosamond
Collier and the heavy voice, Miss
Charlotte Crump. Members of the
chorus will be Doris Coins, Billy
Rita Rhodes, Mildred Munson,
Beatrice Vassar, Elizabeth Walker,
Earline Stokes, Hazel Warricks,
and Vera Harper. This will be
presented at the regular Forum
hour, Christmas afternoon at 4
p. m.
Children's Party Dec. "a
Every child in the community
under Is years of age is invited to
the Community House Party Tues
day afternoon, Dec. 81, from 2 to
A p. m.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23

On December Is, at the home Of
Miss Beatrice Vassar of 290 N. st.
Adams, the Twin City Chapter of
the National Association of Col
lege Women entertained Miss
Odelle Harris and Mrs. Raymond
Hatcher at a membership mixer.
Mrs. Paul Curry, branch organizer
and chairman of the mixer, ex-
planned the aims and detectives Of
the national and the local organi-
cations. Miss Vassar and Mrs. w.
Donald Brown led the games.
Prizes for "The Jury" were won
by the Misses Beneta A. Edwards,
Bernetti Cason, and Odelle Harris.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
9@s@e@9@s&
Mill City EIks
Riddles Christmas
Tree December rs

Ames Lodge No. LOG of Elks will
sponsor its annual Christmas Tree
for Minneapolis kiddies Monday,
December 26, from to 4:3O p. m.
The much looked forward to af-
fair will be held at the Elks Rest,
148 Hyland Ave. No.
A program and refreshments
and all the things that make a
real Christmas party for kids will
be given.
Minneapolis spokesman. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1934-2000, 1938-12-23
SYLVIA AYLOR

Funeral services for Miss Sylvia
Aylor, 25, who died Friday, Dec.
Is, at Asbury hospital, were held
Dec. 10, at Zion Baptist church
with Rev. H. w. Bolts officiating.
Miss Aylor is survived by Flor
ence Thompson, her mother, Sc
della Aylor, grandmother, Amos
B. Aylor and two close friends, T.
B. Warren and M. Broogs.
Interment was at Crystal Lake
cemetery with Woodland Funeral
home in charge Of arrangements.