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The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1938-10-06
F~OURSQUARE
GOSPEL CHURCH

A guest speaker is expected
to bring the sermon in the
morning and evening next Sun
day, and everyone will want to
hear this special visiting min
lister. The service at 7:45 pm.
will be evangelistic in charac-
ter and attractive to those who
nave never been in this church
ALI members and friends are
urged to attend the Sunday
morning devotional hour at
HOO am.
The Sunday school contest is
still under way, and there is
still opportunity to win ont of
the prizes that is being offered.
Anyone who brings five or more
new members within the next
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FUND

There will be a deficit of ap-
proXlmately $300,000 in the old
age pension fund at the close
OF the welfare departments fis-
cal year March 2, according to
a statement by I. M. BrandJOrd,
welfare board administrator.
The welfare law approximates
S0O0,0OO annually to be used in
matching federal and county
money for payment of pensions
to needy persons over IS years
old. The board has transferred
money from other welfare de-
partment funds to the old-age
fund,
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FOR COUNTY CLERK
AND RECORDER

I hereby 'announce my can
dldacy for reelection on the
Republican ticket, for the office
of County Clerk and Recorder,
subject to the will of the voters
at the general election to be
held Tuesday, November 8, 1898.
If reelected I will continue
to conduct the affairs of the
office efficiently, economically
and courteously. I have enioved
serving you. May I continue?
HARRY f.. COX.
Read the Classified Ads on
Page 7.
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HARDIN
COMMUNITY CHURCH

Sunday, October 9.
Thought for the week: Let our
speech be always with grace,
seasoned with salt, that We may
know how We ought to answer
every man. (Col 49,.
Sunday school, 1000 am. We
are looking for you this Sunday
in your class.
Morning worship, HOO am.
Evangelistic service, 7:3O pm.
Prophetic message: rs the Cen
tile Age Closing?"
Wednesday evening, mid-week
service.
We extend a cordial invitation
to all.
Rev. Ben Nelson, minister.
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HEADS ROAD GROUP

Harland E. Wells of White
fish has been reelected presi-
dent of the organization COM
posed of delegates from the four
states on international highway,
U. s. 90. The group held its
annual meeting last week at
Twin Falls, Idaho.
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the rest Of this fiscal year.
Then will follow reports of
several committees, including
the finance, tt G. and
church RECORDS committees.
DR.. Horace Turner of Billings,
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i! II. CHURCHES -

three Sundays will receive an
award.
The Children's church, a new
department of the church Will
hold its first regular meeting
Saturday afternoon, October 8,
at 800 pm. ALI children from
three to IS are invited to at
tend. Mrs. Raymond Morisette
will be in charge.
The Rev. and Mrs. Paul
C. Hartford. Pastors.
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the district superintendent, will
lead us In a discussion of our
church problems and will help
us in working out our program.
Thursday, October 20 Ladies
Aid at 2:30 pm.
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CONGREGAIIu~AA CHURCH

R. N. England, minister.
Sunday School, 1000 am.
Morning worship, il:0U am.
There will be a communion SER
vice this Sunday, at which all
members of the church and con-
g%regation are urged to be pres
ent: Anyone desiring to unite
with the church Will DE received
this Sunday. The pastor will
speak on the subject: DO We
Also Cruelty the Christi"
Service at Wolf school, 800
pm
Young peoples meeting, 600
pm.
Evening service at Custer, 800
pm.
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BAPTIST CHURCH

OUIludy, OCCODer 9.
Church school, 1000 am.
Regular church service, HOO
am.
Junior B.Y.P.U., 700 pm.
Young PEOPLES meeting. 7:3O
pm. Jewel Rumfelt will be in
charge. Visitors are always WEI
come.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Floyd &16os's.
ADVENTURES CLUB u
HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES
OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF
"John Dunker's Jump
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter

] ELLO, EVERYBODY:
III Well, by goly today have with guy who has
chased old lady Adventure of the farthest OF the
globe His chase ended after he had followed her all South
Africa finally her to earth in Gwelo in Matabeeand
way middle of southern Rhodesia This guys is
John Dunker and today he lives Brooklyn NJ Y But along
about the of the century, he fighting with the South
African Colonial cavalry in the Boer
though The
Adventures with happened after that ip
paid off and disbanded, he
hearing of
fifteen miles the north rekked there foot
district thought attempt
such thing They figured must be at least tenmilon dollar
such But all
all Of his trip good sock
that old adventure lady he'd been chasing.
thrill of his
him. 81 had hair back in 1902 and
of attention the thing rather
happened For actually did not know having adven-
until and half seconds after it all over
Gwo right to work 1t job
horseback dngbu that didn't bother who
hundred miles get the doggone job
job crossing Gwelo river frequent
in the adventure
He Would Jump Across the River.
of those streams just couldn't figure
times of the it nothing but dry bed cut through by
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06

little cke of that could the
Zambesi biggest Africa usually
the African
on of the Gwelo
the long
the BRIDGE the but
John used time by going straight That
with his crossing a
tain where the bank steep there dead tree
trunk the other
would highsided
broad the water land the trunk opposite
side He did and and thought that there might be
that's thing about
You know where it's liable to be lurking.
Well sir John had job do that took him
sue and he had his make the He started
thought reached the bank
1t Felt Wrong, and TWAS.
his running
there something that
should be- 1t felt peculiar when John landed And it
feeling
time tell t-but him
move faster than usual getting off that log.
The front of him high had
the other Usually he his time climbing
the But this mpeed by his bunch that something
wrong gave halfway
bled the of the before he back
of banks I'M him.
first But his amazement to another sort of
feeling altogether The first thing noticed that he hadn't
his place The trunk
ally stepped the fifteen
downstream his preoccupation had the
the place.
And thing mistaken
WE'LL him life
from the of the bank first thing he noticed that that
little
be registering disappointment the fact that it had just missed
had jumped right it.
Yep-you're right That tree trunk was a fulgrown MAN
EATING CROCODILE!
dow did feel them" John Wel that
I'd had life faded nsignfcance
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Athletics when the American league
first organized clubs in the East IN
1901 and he's been bossing it ever
since.
Looking ahead and not backward
as men do at seventy-fve, Mack is
anticipating better year for his
Athletics. And when he climbs
aboard the train next spring for
the training camp in Louisiana, he'll
be starting his fifty-ffth year in
baseball. If by some necromancy
the Athletics should win the pen
nant, it would be Mack's tenth flag
in the American league. His teams
have won five worlds series.
His contribution to baseball is rep
resented by something far more sig
nificant than years of service. Like
cold Man" Stage when he coached
championship teams at ChicagO's
Midway, Mack has left his mark on
the men who have worked under
him. He has been gentleman and
has insisted on that code from his
players. His career is monument
to the value of cleanness in sports.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS

Suede Shoes.-Never let them
get too dirty and they'll wear for
ages. Brush off any mud with a
wire brush, but to remove shiny
marks rub them lightly with fine
sandpaper or an emery board
from manicure set. This roughs
up the "pile'' and makes the sur
face dull again.
Shiny Glassware.-Water glasses
and other glassware will shine
like new if tablespoon of vinegar
is added to the rinse water.
Feeding Children. = Introduce
new, unfamiliar foods to child
by giving small amounts at first;
then increase them gradually.
For That Nutty Flavor To give
nutty flavor to your salad dress
ing, whip in little soft peanut
butter.
Orange Juice in Baking Or
ange juice used as a liquid In
bread and roll recipes will pro-
vide delightful variety.
The Telephone MOuthpiece.-
Wash the mouthpiece of the tele-
phone frequently to keep it SAM
tary.
Well-Made Sauce.-When max
ing drawn butter sauce be sure
to blend the butter and flour thor
oughly before adding boiling wa
ter. If they are not well mixed,
the sauce will be lumpy. Cook in
a double boiler or small saucepan
over boiling water. Sauce that is
made over a hot flame is apt to
be oily. Add the water little at
a time, stirring constantly, so that
the sauce will be of the right con-
sistency. Add seasoning to taste.
Tarnished Silver.-Tarnish can
be removed from silverware
which has been stored for long
time by soaking it for two hours
in water left from cooking pota-
toes, then rubbing with a soft
brush or cloth and silver polish.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06

Camera was awarded the cham
pionship in a fight with Schmeling
in 1888.
Max Baer, who has been described
as "the ex-champion who could fight
but wouldn't" has been active in
the ring within the last year. Max
always seemed to be able to get
laugh out of everything, that is UNI
til the night in June, 1885, when he
saw his title slip away in a Is
round bout with Jim Braddock.
The last member to join the ex-
heavyweight champions society was
and is the quietest of the lot. He's
Jim Bradd0ck, who came back from
the ranks of dock-wallopers to grab
the championship. He was almost
forgotten when he met Baer. He
was almost forgotten during the
time he held the championship and
had little opportunity to capitalize
on it before he went down under
Joe Louis punching in June, 1887.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Medwick's Records

Joseph Michael "Ducky" Medwick
of the St. Louis Cardinals who was
recently installed as the most valu-
able player in the National league
for the 1887 season, is revealed as
the holder of seven other distin-
guished records.
Joe led the National league in hit
ting with an average Of .374, the
highest in either major league. He
led the National league outfielders
with defensive average of 1888, the
highest major league outfelding
mark of the year.
He led the league in scoring runs
with Ill; in total hits with 237; in
total bases with 406; in two-base
hits with Sc, and shared the lead in
home runs with 81. Master Melvin
OFT Of the New York Giants tied
King Joe with 81 homers for the
season, but it must be noted that
on June at Philadelphia Medwick
hit a home run that was tossed
out of the records when the Phillies'
conduct caused the game to be for
feited to the Cardinals.
By way Of ornamenting his col
lection of crowns with smaller
knick-knacks, the new emperor add
ed these minor domains to his hold
ings: He played in the most games,
156; went to bat the most times, 633 /;
hit four two-base hits in one game to
tie a league record that IL other
men share, and he hit five home
runs in three consecutive games in
August to tie still another league
mark.
That doesn't leave much for the
rest of the league to divide as bat
ting honors for 1882.
Arky Vaughan of Pittsburgh led
the circuit with II three-base hits
(Medwick hit only 10Y. Paul Waner
with 178 made the most singles
(Medwick hit just 1907. Augie Galan
of the Cubs stole % bases for first
place in thievery, seven more than
his teammate, Stan Hack, who fin
ished second.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
The Bare-Fisted Days

The recent death of Jake Kilrain
at the age of seventy-eight stirred
almost forgotten memories among
those who are ancient enough to
have followed boxing in the bare
listed days.
During sixteen years in the ring
Kilrain-his real name was Joseph
Killion-faced $50 battlers, but his
bout with John L. Sullivan under a
blazing July sun at Richburg, Miss,
forty-nine years ago was easily the
peak moment of his life. Kilrain
and Sullivan fought seventy-five
rounds before the "B0ston strong
boy" won.
The old boxer in an interview
year ago said: 81 have outlived all
the others and feel as frisky now
as I ever did. I eat and smoke
what please and I sleep like
baby."
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
IMP EAKIN q
|CpoSRTs
BY GEORGE A. BARCLAY N
Ex-Heavyweight
Champions Now
Ten in Number

IF THE alumni chapter of ex-
L heavyweight champions OF
the world were assembled I'M
der one top, ten members would
answer "Here" to the roll call.
One or two of them would be
grizzly and doddering. Several
would be we'll off financially and
perhaps a couple might be
called wealthy. One would be
down and out. Three of them
would tell you they were still
active in this fighting game and
one would predict confidently
that he will be the next heavy
weight champion.
Never before in history, probably,
have there been so many living ex-
heavyweight champions. Six of
these ten former kings of pugilism
have won and lost their titles in the
last ten years.
Can you name these fighters?
Well, never mind, here they are:
James j. Jeffries, Jack Johnson,
Jess Willard, Jack Dempsey, Gene
Tunney, Max Schmeling, Jack
Sharkey, Primo Camera, Max Baer
and Jim Braddock.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Here and There

Clark Shaughnessy, Jr., son of the
University Of Chicago coach, recently
threw the javelin 205 feet in practice
at u. G. L. A. Stub Allison says
Perry Schwartz, California end, is
one of the greatest offensive play
ers he ever has coached Me-
mortal high school of Evansville,
Ind, which concluded its season by
whipping McKeespOrt, Pa, Fl to 0,
has not been defeated since 1888. In
that span the Hoosiers have piled
up ILL points to opponents 46 i.
John Lucy, recently elected Col
gates 1888 football captain, is a
nephew of frankie Frisch Phil
Edwards, former Canadian Olympic
middle distance runner, is a physi-
clan on the island Of Barbados in
the West Indies.
g Western Newspaper Union
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
A Smart Artist

An Italian artist, after some
argument on the subject, under
took to show all sorts of views Of
man at one glance, and he did
it in this way. He painted a man,
turning his back to the spectators,
and having at his feet some
smooth water, in which the front
view was reflected; on one side
of him was a polished corslet
which he had taken off, on which
was plainly reflected his left pro-
file, while on the other hand was
a mirror, in which might be
clearly seen his other side.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Notwithstanding Conifers

The larch is the only tree in the
North, and the cypress the only tree
in the South among our native con-
tiers which drop all Of their needles
each year. Most conifers lose only
a fractional part of their needles
during the fall season. Brown col
Grafton and falling off of the white
pine needles on last years twigs is
a well known example of this par
tial defoliation by natural habit. The
larches produce an entirely new sup
ply of bright green needles each
spring.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Polar Eskimos Friendly

Polar Eskimos are a friendly,
happy people who live farther north
than any other human beings. They
rove the Arctic from Greenland to
Alaska. Skin tents are their habi-
tation during the brief summer;
snow igloos their winter homes.
Their food, save for a few birds
eggs and berries, is exclusively
flesh-the seal, bear, fox, whale,
walrus and reindeer being the prov
ender. They are prodigious eaters,
hence their plumpness and perhaps
their good nature.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Second Raters Rule

When Tunney retired a crowd of
second raters scrambled for the
crown. One of them, Jack Sharkey,
was unpredictable. At times he
looked great. At other times he
looked awful. But he collected
enough of the worlds goods in his
ring career to be financially indie
pendent. He was beaten by Max
Schmeling in bout in 1880 which
was generally considered to have
resulted in the election of sue
cessor to Gene Tunney and in turn
licked Schmeling in 1882. Now at the
age of thirty-two, Schmeling, con-
sidered wealthy in his native Ger
many, is tuning up for return en-
gagement with Champion Joe Lou
is, whom he knocked out in 1886.
Primo Camera, the clodhopper
who was imported from Italy and
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Connie Mack Is IS

CONNIE MACK seems to 60
~ on forever in baseball. He
celebrated his seventy fifth
birthday recently and an
nounced that he is going to con-
tinue managing the Philadel-
phia Athletics until he has
passed his eightieth birthday.
"Mr. Mack" as his players have
always called him, is known outside
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Ship Route Is "Inside Passage"

For about thousand miles along
the coast of British Columbia and
Alaska there is remarkable steam
.er route known as the "Inside Pas
sage" or ''safe way" A great sys-
tenn of islands, the exposed SUBMITS
of the insular mountain range par
alleling the coast, gives shelter from
the main ocean.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06

of baseball as Cor
nelius McGillicuddy.
He is the oldest big
league manager in
point of years-OId
enough to be the
father of practically
all the other man
ayers in the Amer
lean and National
leagues. He likewise
holds the record for
continuous service
as a manager. He
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
The Deer's Lean

The National Bureau of Standards
says that if the deer started his
leap with sufficient force to COM
plete it, he would complete the leap,
alive or dead; that is, unless some
force, such as a bullet striking him,
decreased his speed, or he changed
his position in such a way as to
strike the far side in landing.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Old Center of Education

One of the oldest centers of edu-
cation in America, the University
of Havana, was founded January
5, 1928, by Dominican priest, with
the authorization of Pope Innocent
XIII. 1t remained under Papal ju-
risdiction until 1912, when it was
officially secularized.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06

That may be true in
New York, where
folks are anxious to,
get the dinner over
with so they may
hurry to the night
spots and do some
sincere and earnest
drinking in an effort
to forget what the
stock market did to
them yesterday and
what it's going to do
to them tomorrow.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
uGMt .
SCH
Nu/vlb1 about
After Dinner Speeches.

After Dinner Speeches.
HOUSTON, TEXAS. Late
1 L ly, for my sins, I've had to
listen to a jag of after-dinner
oratory, including plenty of
mine. I hope people like to hear
me. I do.
Feature writer's say professional
after-dinner speakers are dying out.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06

given a nrSC-ClaSS
exploitation by ex-
perts, is the most
pathetic case among
all the ex heavy
weight champions.
Shattered in health,
he is back in his ma
tive land practically
without funds. Car
nera, like Willard,
went in for size in a
big way, but he had
nothing at all but
size and a fair
amount of speed to
pnp0S,, M nn1 h -
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just about getting by financially.
Jess Willard, first of the crop to
make size a championship qualifi-
cation, is, like Jeff, living in COM
Portable circumstances on the West
coast. Besides his size, Willard had
a good right hand to recommend
him, but it wasn't good enough the
day he met young Jack Dempsey.
Jack Dempsey, who inaugurated
the golden days of million-dollar
purses, allotted by the late Tex
Richard and his manager, Jack
Kearns, is keeping himself active
and prosperous as the proprietor of
a New York restaurant constantly
patronized by sports celebrities and
tourists. He occasionally goes into
the ring as referee. His cOnquerOr,
Gene Tunney, last Of the great
heavyweights and the only one who
ever stayed retired after he had
scaled the heights, is wealthy.
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06

simmons at Coney
Island in 1899, lives
in modest circum-
stances out on the
Pacific coast. He
made the mistake of
trying to come back
against Jack john
son in 1910 after Off
cially retiring for
want of competition
in 1905.
Jack Johnson, re-
garded by many as
one of the greatest
fighters of the lot, is
Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-01-06
Tomorrow's Treasures.

IOr your laCIer years, OF, dIly-
how, for your grateful heirs?
Then collect things. Collect cheap
things which are both common and
commonplace. Then sit down and
wait for these objects to become
obsolete and therefore priceless.
Yesterdays necessity is today's
junk, but will be tomorrow's treas
ured antique.
Assume you'd saved up old cir
Gus bills, or Mississippi river steam
boat menus, or buggy whips, or
those handpainted slop-jars former
ly found in all truly refined homes.
Henry Ford or some museum would
take lot at any price.
I'm putting aside literary works of
a purely imaginative conception. I
have one perfect specimen of idyl-
lie creation-a timetable of the old
Florida East Coast railroad, also a
complete working synopsis of the
Townsend plan-iust sheer fantasy.
But the most fanciful romances are
the platform pledges adopted at ma
tional conventions of the two great
parties during the last twenty years
there's real fiction for you!
Germany's Colonies.
livery nation is united in the
IL magnanimous attitude that to
Germany should be restored the
colonies taken from her by the win
ming side in the Worlds war-except
the nations that acquired the said
colonies in the split-up.
That's the main hitch. It's more
than a hitch. It's a hard knot, tied
originally with hate and sealed now
with greed. IN other words, sauce
for the goose is sauce for the gan
der-unless it, Happens to be our
gander, which naturally alters the
case.
. Nor seemingly has it occurred to
any government that the original
owners sof Germany's former terri
torial possessions might like to have
a say about whom they're going to
belong to in future. But then, if ever
we started considering the wishes of
despoiled native tribes over the
world, where would the white mans
noble civilization be?
CosmopoIites.
THE last time before this that
L Captain Mike Hogg and Major
Raymond Dickson returned to their
ranch at Cast Blanca, Mex, they
were just back from New York.
That night, at the clubhouse, the
hands, mostly Texas lads, foregath-
cred to hear the bosses tell about
the wonders of the great city. One
or two of them had visited New
York, SO these cosmopolitans pro-
ceeded to exhibit their familiarity
with its sights.
Major" said one, 81 reckon old
Grants tomb's still dom business at
the same stand, eh?"
"And I bet the aquarium is right
where she was when I was there"
said another. "And all them tall
buildin's."
There was present one lanky
youth who had never been fifty
miles away from where he was
born, in bend of the Rio Grande;
probably never had seen a town of
more than thousand inhabitants.
But with all these seasoned trav-
elers showing off, he didn't mean to
be left out. He waited for an open
ing.
"Cap'n Mike" he said, "tell me,
is that there same teller still run
MIN the hotel in New York;"
IRWIN S. COBB