The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1938-10-27
"NOONANISMS"
(From the Baudette Region)

(From the Baudette Region)
What Is Money!" is the subject of
magazine article All we know about
| it is that it is something that we are
extremely out Of.
Farmers in timbered sections should
be careful with fires, or they won't
have log to stand on.
This new high hair style is murder
to girls in their twenties, as it adds ten
years to their faces. If this doesn't
stop them nothing will.
Before you speed around the corner
it might be well to think of the coroner.
All that the farmers are raising this
year is red ink. Why not vote for a
change.
With the final four weeks of the cam
paign here, the candidates are primed
like Model T on a cold morning It
will be wild and wordy finish.
It's time to get out the old overcoat
and find that the moths ruined their
bridgework on it.
Bill Shakespeare in an idle moment
once dashed off the thought that there
is nothing In name. which Is the
reason that no one pays any attention
to the fact that the postmaster at Pipe
stone is named Crook
Many lad in town won't take a
PWA job until the bartender bears
down on his credit.
Your eyes, your ears, your arms and
your legs are things that you like to
keep with you through life, so why lose
any of them through reckless driving.
Duck hunting is when hunter looks
worse and feels better than at any other
time of the year.
Kids darling out from between parked
cars give you the gasps. There may be
a tragedy any day.
There is lot of real man wrapped up
in Harold StaSSen. He would be a
great Governor.
A sure way to have an evening
spoiled is to have a. couple of girls
carry on gabby conversation right be-
hind your neck shave during the show
ing of picture.
When you read of riots in many
places you should thank goodness that
you live in Northern Minnesota, where
the only riots are the riots of colors in
the trees.
Thank heaven that war is averted
Itiwould have been a ghastly. nightmare
II $50
No wonder farmers are wrinkling
their brows into washboard burrows.
With present prices, dollars with them
are about as scarce as seeds in
banana.
George Lommen took crack at
Harold Stassen recently, but what diff
ference does that make?
Folks who never bother to vote are
the ones who could elect candidates,
but don't.
Bringing loaded guns into duck camps
is foolish, if nothing else. And it is
nothing else.
Say "Shoo" when city peddler calls.
He is after your money like bear after
a lamb.
You can't blame Minneapolis for
bursting few buttons off its vest in
civic pride over Patty Berg. The young
redhead is the best advertisement the
city has had in years
Amendment No. One is something on
which Farmer-Laborites, Republicans
and Democrats can all sing harmony
The leaders are all for it.
What has the state done for you
farmers? There is no use looking it
up. The answer is nothing.
After loading up before going to the
boys, many duck hunter was wilder
than the ducks.
1t is poor fun to be just jump and
a half ahead of the sheriff. Vote for
Ia change,
Editor Rubey of the Monticello Times
is one hundred per cent right on this
one: Remember, most accidents hap
pen in a split second. It Is too late to
do anything afterwards. Do your
thinking and use your caution before
the accident occurs.