The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-01-05

the acme of perfection in all en- deavormentS. Ankles" Petrucc1 buying wooden arm as an exten- sion to his good one to balance his recently acquired specs and troub- lesome ankle. Creamy" Pettinicco bringing along a watermelon to roll down at the pins for better results "Bugler" Sparano, the surprise of the season so far, finishing in class A.
 Cradle" Manzo owning full string of new alleys with his kids in charge of them. '"Toots" Perrella with more conservative comments Sleeper" Toletti hitting his stride the last two weeks of competition "ConsigEo" Ciasullo as the main- stay Of his opposing seven teams Wedding" Troonetti as the biggest chatterer and best pep talker in the league.
 Cuckoo" Imbimbo with new pair of shoes and tie. Divine" Pas sariello finally satisfied with his team. "Mur-Mur" Sparse excelling for Harvard. "Pigamy" Gigante with Sunbeam" Guerrero as two great additions and assets to the league.
 "Chir-rup" Piazza wondering why Japan is worried about China Eagle" Diana bringing firecrackers Thursday night to hurry up Image Carissimi. Lullaby" Santillo as the most consistent bowler.
 Martini" Rivero inviting every one to dinner if they bring the goose.
 "Lolly-Pop' Conte developing a safer style of bowling with better average. Charlie Mccarthy" Lom- bardi plugging for his stooge Mir TOT" Dente to wake up to the fact that his holding down Princeton Surprised" Guarini keeping up his December 30 scores. "Cappy" Scar patti running close opposition to his class leaders.
 Amos" Genova missing for the first time in two years. Andy" Zi- poll having his lowest three games of the year. Lilly" Garafola wish ing the pins were made of crepe la rue and the balls of cotton, only to relieve him of his energy wasted and terrific noise which bothers him immensely.
 "Pngles" Piacentino riding high wide and handsome in his class and gloating over it. Extra guards are to be assigned to duty to get "Hol- lyWood" ManZo to his team on time this week.
 "Voice of Experience" Palladino has voice but experience-?! Some suggested moving Montana Pete" zipoli to warmer climate when Brown bowls Army. His 34a enlivened the Brown team to roll 1917, being helped considerably by "Punchy" Napolitano, the bread man, Spicy" Latino, who carries blackboard to retotal his average and "The Man in the Tower" Ca pobianco who VOWS he shall pass out our secretary in the average column. Great going, Jerry!
 Someone keeps shouting in my ear-"Beat Californian I wondter why? Let's all get into consulta- ton on this matter, gentlemen. ] personally think all of us should be more considerate of this greatly overrated team. Why not keep ur their reputation and standing? Give them the games. Let them cop first place. Why? We'll, I am one who appreciates ones study of rules and bylaws and fights to maintain their standard. Didn't any of you hear 'Ltp-Chewer" Ciminera's in. stant yell to refer to the bylaws when Army hired a roofing squad Lip Chewer" pulled his hair stamped his feet, made funny faces and squirmed bodily to keep the roofing squad quiet but to no avail Suddenly the atmosphere was filled with cries of -"Protest-ProteSt" "Lip-Chewer" had his booing squad too, he had. Ankles" Petrucci roofing for him.
 So, gentlemen, when a person feels this way about winning. l suggest let him win to the extent of = Beat California - Beat Cali fornia!l