Coulee City dispatch. [volume] (Coulee City, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1938-02-10
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Master Doolittle: "surely you
know what the word mirror means,
Hans" After you we washed, what
do you look at to see if your face is
clean9o
Hans Hertogenbosch: "Thel towel,
Master"
That's the type of thing the VII
tage schoolmaster of SO years ago has
to put up with in the Old Time
School that to be presented next
Saturday evening in the school gym
uasium.
Lamp this home talent cast lin
pigtails and knee breeches):
Schoolmaster Doolittle--H. P. Ba-
ckus.
Temperance Hartshorn-Mrs. G. E..
Eheler.
Experience Salvation Bradford
Florence Purcell.
Prudence Anne Plunckett-Mse
Phyllis McComb.
Hans Hertogenbosch- Harold stoll.
Ruben Roosterberry- Stanley Jones.
Maude Muldoon Hooligan-Miss
Hilda Mesick.
Abigale Armbuster-Miss Grace
Fritsch.
Lulubelle Cowslip Bilgewater--Mrs
9Th Patterson.
s?cibiades Honeysuckle G. c.
rield+.
whew, What Names!
Elisha Rcneysuckle- Wood
house.
Hepsibah Honeysuckle-Mrs. Mary
Jeffers.-
Hortense Honeysuckle - Mrs. H.
Stoll.
Bridget o'Hannaran-Mrs. Mary
LAWN.
Morninglory Prettypocket - Mrs.
Jiggs' Dudley.
Talitha Tuliptree-Mrs Stanley
Jones.
Marian Sasparilla- Mrs Lou Rhod
Patience Peterkin-Mrs. J. l..
Tucker.
Penelope Goodyschnoutz--- R.
Woodhouse
Tilrie specknoodle- Merrylees
Cute.
John P. Saint John-Freddie Hay
den.
Mrs. Jeremiah Honeysuckle "a
school minded mother)-Mrs. Bert
Scott.
Ezekial Jedediah Honeysuckle Cher
Youngest hopefully Croft.
Two of the school committee-Mr.
Eheler and Mr.. Moore.
Feature of Box Social
The Old Time School is an enter
tainment feature Of the Parent Teach.
ers associations big valentine box
social. The affair is big benefit ev-
ching, the proceeds of which will go
to providing Coulee City children a
health clinic a bit later in the year.
There has not been health clinic at
Coulee City for years, and while the
exact type Of clinic has not been de-
cided upon, the association has deter
mined it shall be open to all children
of school age Or under and it will
bring some Of the states best special
SITS to this city.
Now about those baskets. You
know the idea Of an old time basket
social. Gorgeous baskets of delectable
food, auctioned off to the highest bid
der. While artistically gingerbreaded
boxes will no doubt draw many a
ccvetous glance from the impatient
SWANS, chickenleg protruding here
and there from under the bullying tops
will not detract from their saleabili-
ty.
Admission Prices
Well, here's the admission propo.
,ition (refnember, it's worthwhile
benefit: All ladies bringing boxes
will be admitted free; their escorts,
and other men will pay so cents ut
the door for which they will receive
a ticket good for so cents on the
purchase Of the boxes when auctioned.
Only one ticket may be applied to
purchase any one box. Extra ladies
without boxes will be admitted for
SO cents also. All schoolgirls will be
admitted free on presentation Of a
box or rs cents, and schoolboys will
be admitted for Is cents, receiving a
ticket good for rs cents on purchase
If a schoolgirls basket. Now ism t
hat pretty reasonable proposition
when you will have great evening Is
fun and when the profits all 60 TO-
ward better health for COu1ee CITY 4