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APARTMENTS UkFURkIsHED.

EDDYsTONE 1901 VERMONT AVE. NV.
New apartment house: living room. sun
sssh eee reom nedeG Mde1h' bed s:e
s:3 L ST. Sc NEAR NAVY YARD
!. rooms kitchen bath. porch; private en-
trance; h.-w.h. incl: $500.
1871 10th ST. N.W.-FRoNT. ONE LARGE
bsah and ftsh.n ss5 Tss
| floor. Two large rooms, kitchen. BATH
fireplace. bookshelves. large covered porch.
NELSON. 1893 .Oth--i LARGE ROOMS,
high ceilings. beautifully decorated. kitch-
en-. bath. $1,000: one 3 exposures. S55 90.
CHEVY oChASE-ENT!RE 3rd FLOOR.
private. rms, kit. bath. gas. elec.. Frisid-
sire s included inst. h. w.; adults. c!ev.
23!5 FAIRLAWN AVE. Uz BLK. LEFT PA.
ave. s.e.D-Desirable detached duplex apt.
a,.nte iJ rooms sae.W' 1aIR' screened porch. Open
l54l BRENTWOOD RID. NE.-NEAR r. /.
ave.-New. lst-fioor duplex 3 rooms. di-
nette, kitchen. bath screened porch. fenced
yard; : exposures; cool and attractive; 500.
: ROOMS. KITCHENE1TE. BATH. S.7 so,
including heat. Apply plumbing shop. lst
tioor. !"l st. ne. bet 10 am. and
1928 CLIFTON ST. NV r. AND B.. !:
elee. refs. glassed porch; plenty hot wa
ter; Earare; $50. Adams G5sl.
iG:a H ST. Sc: ROOMS. KIT: BATH.
sefsened ina, porehj inst h. W. heat lights gas
THE MELRosEIia43 CLIFTON NV
house current: elev. serv.; $40 mo. UNION
STORAGE CO.. '07 Fla. ave. NV. North
3l3, l:th, ST NE. APT. g. ROOMS
fsaen Tattd ssdc.d os5: screened porch Redseo-
phone MR cLnRkE khsDfsn Dist see 44 !s"''95 oher
apts. available.
::5:: CENTER ST NV. NEAR 10Th AND
dnette prysi. bsth comns fM s,v k.Eheme..r eh ray
Turn: elec rets., eAs, hot water incl: 1
expos. Gentle couple; $50 Adams y4I:
30" G ST. N.E.-FIRsT-F FLOOR APT, s
rooms. private bath Heat. hot water furn.
Call after pm.
WlND-vENTILATED BUILDING
Cooley Courts 1914 15A st NV.
"4-Hour Elevator Service
kitchen, bath large closets. Sss SO. see e. D.
very large room. foyer. kitchen bath.
Rentals include switchboard electricity
re1riseration and gas Res mgr
CEDAR COURTS" TAKOMA. d. c.
Near W1Iter Reed dorc aio Cedar ST.? rooms
fioor. Mgr. Georgia 05i3. ''"' ''' u '"0
500 ;rd ST NV. RMS. KITCHEN
5o4 srd st. NV. Apt. "a rms. kit.
1924 Iowa ave. NV. Apt. 80 rms,
kit. bath: Frikldaire on house current;
$500
NJ. FRANK RUPERT. 1921 7,h ST. NV.
1920 2Sth PL. Sc.
Duplex: heat furnished
s rooms. kit. bath. porch $3.50
SHANNON d. LUCHS CO..
l1oJ II ST. NV. National 3345
NEW BuILDING-N,E-LAR LIVING
rm large bedrn. dinette. kitchen. bath
Screened porch: convenient transportation
schools, churches. Heat hot water fur
nlshtd. ~ 30 TO N5u so. Special M
ducement Tor reservation made now. o.
eupancy about Sept Is
X. g. DUNNE
GOA II ST. NE All $500
2434 10th ST. NV.
:? rooms d. a.. kit. bath Sf5 90
s rooms. d. a., kit. bath 900
SHANNON IL LUCHS CO.
l'"' ii 81. NV. National ?345,
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GIL 14th ST. N.W-OPEN
e rooms. nicely furnished; automatic
heat: built-in garage elec.. refgr, =
porches
l27 BUFFALO AVE. TAKOMA PARK.
rooms. baths, garage; oil burner;
large shady yard
o. B. HOPKINS
1126 Vermont Ave. District 1911 or
Cleveland NHo4
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APARTMENTS UkFURkIsHED.
1882 BILTMORE ST. NV,

AOOA Dill MOEtE O1. IN. w !.
Rooms. Kitchen Bath. $50.
lila F ST. NE.
A Clean, Quiet Homelike Building. Facing
Maryland Ave. and Park
2 large rms. kit. bath. S425O to
1880. Refrigeration on house: automatic
elevator. Some apis. have dnette; cross
yentilations 2 entrances. Manager. At
APIS. REDECORATED LIKE NEW.
Open and Lighted Until $3.50 Pm.
900 10Th ST. NV.
Cor. Eye st.--Refrigeration: 2 eleva-
tors: switchboard; resident manager
! room. kit. and bath S:tT so
rooms. kitchen and bath 5000
SHANNON " LUCHS CO..
1903 h ST. NV. National 2345
WALK TO WORK
=, Modern bldg. exclusive location spa
ctOus apt: large living rm., dressing rm
Murphy bed. kitchen, bath: lights and re-
frigeration free; rent, $40; one avail
able. 25l4 Que st. NV, GEORGETOWN
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HOUSES FUR. OR UNFUR

1914 DECATUR ST NW--4 BEDRMS.
large dress rm. 21a baths everything
modern; best neighborhood bus and Car
line very near. Adams 6525
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PAINTER WILL EXCHANGE LABOR FOR
living quarters; :! adults, references Box
l3-E Star.
YOUNG COUPLE WANTS FURNISHED APT
Sept. LIST, hvIne room with Murphy Ded Or
living room AND bedroom. kitchen. dlnette.
private bath with shower; not DOWNTOWN.
about $50 Tel. Col. j1li. Apt. tO9.
NE ~ FURNISHED APARTMENT OR
small house with oil or saS heal. , bed
transportation. Box i1-E star. -.
FURNISHED TWO BEDROOMS SMALL
living room. bath and Kitchen; center part
OF town IN Northwest section; adults: Will
pay SO aud take long lease. Re 700. .
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HOUSES UNFURNjsHED.

HOUSES UNFURkiSHED.
CHEVY CHASE 1872 KANAWHA ST. NV.
Detached home with front and side
AMI. isTass SaTaTf. LINk1Ns CO. I5ss St.
KENILwoRTH. 5IO1 oUkRLEs sT.-DE-
fenced yard. Rent. S45. Apply PENN
REALTY IJ1A CORP. 474 "K'' st. NV. Met.
BUNGALOW, 5 ROOMS. OIL BURNER:
near Walter Reed. Available Immediately
$50 81 Elder st. NV. Georgia 1GOS.
ATTENTION ARMY AND NAVY OFFICERS
CHEVY Chase. D, c. aud Md & rms. b.
TO- TO- rms: ), b.; $50 to $40. Also Vienna.
hennery; SGO; and nearby Md. 4 rms, b.;
$50. FULTON r. GORDON. 1927 Eye st.
NV. Dist. $50. Evenings. Clev 5o9i.
Capitol HILL. $50 E ST N.E.-II
rms. :'2 baths; for apis. or roomins de-
sirable; convenient location TO Govt.
2ls lst ST. NE, OPPOSITE SENATE OF
nee Bldg,-6 rooms. bath. h;.W;h,; rent.
f5H 1879 Ssrmoaa Saa npWAkR svs Met l. Sf55FohEckEH
brick: ) porehes:n n3-car gar. owner. ".
B. CATION. 262s Pa. ave. se-Au. a517.
SO ST: NV. - s1x-RooM BRICK
no%,n nouse newly ssay decorated nice location Wis
TENHoUsE S5ab% ss fNcRsAAM fT hMs ST. N@s T. gar F.
b. yard. nr. schools, $50 50. 6l3 KEEPER
tss ~ s.d II ;as,S.sS, II ;SE s.
s:ssi ssr $3.50 o.orsis r. s!ss 6i4a 5itf yard
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FLATS FOR RENT.
APARTMENTS WANTED

? ROOMS KIT. BATH FR1GIDA1RE
porch large yard, S:.550 and S31 80
Owner. w. b. CATION. .J:s Pa. ave. sc
All .il1
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SENATE COURTS,
12O C ST. NE.
ALL MODERN APPOINTMENTS
Adjoining Capitol Plaza and Parks
CONVENIENT to Many Government Depts
large rooms. dnette. kit sun parlor
foyer colored TIE bath. buiIt-ln tub show
tr. elec: refs. painted walls; So, 30.
Resident Manager. All. 4561
- Open and Lighted Until $50 PM
READY FOR OCCUPANCY.
"i0l AND "5o3 lIth ST NV
within walking distance 10 stores
schools and churches.
:. rms dlnette, kitchen, bath; refg
on house current elevator $40 90
rms Kitchen. bath, porch rtfg.
elevator S5 90
80 L ST NV.
Readily accessible TO shopping center
and Government buldusS
3 rns, large hail kitchen. bal pam
Try: refg. elevator SJ4 90
1llj Sth ST NV.
:, only nve blocks from center OF city
5 rms. kitchen, bath, refs. $4,000
2"G c ST NE
Only three blocks from Capitol. Senate
and House Offce Bidgs,. and Supreme Court.
3 rms. kitchen bath. porch:
refR h.-w h. furnished $50 to S45
100: 5th ST. NV, lCoLoRED).
Corner ,th and Que Sts
very large rooms, newly decorated:
semi-private bath; hot water, oil
heat furnished; only $40 90
P. J. WALSEE. INC.
llOl Eye St. NV. Natl 646s
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1417 NEWTON ST. NV.
Newton Hall - Elevator. refrieer-
stion included: resident manager
:. rooms. kitchen and bath $1,000
SHANNON Il LUCHS co.
15n5 H ST.. NV National o345
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80 ind ST Sc. ROOMS CLEAN,
well furnished; inner-sprng mattress;
Frleidalre. phone =.
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6100 18th ST. NV.
OPPOSITE ROCK CREEK GOLF COURSE.
and :? bedrooms. l. r.. kit -dinette, bath.
High elevation.
Fireproof building
Large. well-appointed rooms
Screened and weather. stripped.
Venetian blinds.
Foyer and telephone hooks.
Cross ventilation.
ROCK wool insulation.
TRANSPORTATION. stores close by.
Detroit Jewel insulated range.
Rent $500 to $1,000.
o,t Open pen, for inspection until pm. Drive
to 4th St. turn right to apis.
Drury Realty Corporation,
1910 Eye St. NV. Republic 1893.
2901 10th ST. NV.
Shannon & LucHs .ue:HN CO. eaelo0eo
1908 st. NV. National 3345.
IT'S COOL AT
6301 10Th ST. NV.
FACING ROCK CREEK PARK.
Large Lying room. bedroom. kitch-
e., dinette and bath in exclusive
~p'. Aouoe' SeIlOullucu Nv IHWn ana
shade trees Reasonable rental in
cludeS gas and electricity
PHONE RANDOLPH 5945.
BETHESDA, MD.
Lovely apt. y blk. west Of Wis. ave
? bedrooms. living room. dining rm., kit.
bath screened porch; S65. incl. water
and heat.
R. o. PHILLIPS,
G4O0 Wis. Ave. Wis. fff3
THE CHALFONTE.
lG0l ARGONNE PL NV.
OVERLOOKING ROCK CREEK PARK.
/ room, kit. dinette. bath xl5 up.
rooms KIT. dmette. bath, 500 up,
SOME WITH PORCHES.
:4-nour elevator and switchboard sery-
I'VE Dining room and beauty parlor in
RESIDENT MANAGER. ADAMS $40.
PHILIP P. PEYSER & CO.,
1924 Investment Bldg. Dist 314O
1924 M ST. NV,
Walking distance of all Government
departments. new. modern building,
/ room, kitchen and %d5 m
bath %1O.OO
H. L. RUST CO.,
1901 18th o. Natl. 500,
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APARTMENTS FUR. OR UkFUR.
iNNpttrnAA

1st-FL. APT. CORNER HOUSE PRIVATE
dental section; mr.. trans. Call Adams
SiS4-M
ATTRACTIVE APTS., HIGH-CLASS NEIGH
borhoc6s: some furnished. Car available
on appointment. MRS GREEN. Shepherd
5l2S.
GOOD NV. APT. $50.
ARM, PORCH APT, $50.
Modern NV. bldg: convenient location;
extra large rms. big closets. attractive Mt
tlnRs, real fireplace. double exposures.
Furn apts. small extra. Adams y6'.s.
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D-TOWN-ARTlSTS STUDIO cool, 3
huse r. b. shower nreplaces, antiques
paintings; rttE., Garden reaS. Shep ~.
ROOMS. KITCHEN AND BATH. NICELY
FURNISHED. IN new Brentwood VILLAGE
AVallabe Sept. l. 500 Inauire 1920
Safatosa ave. ne, Apt. bib
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Outstanding Values


Heat and Hot Water Furnished
Overlooking the Park
1860 Ciydesdaie RI. NV.
Near 18th and Col kd.
$45, ,OO-Apt. No. 2o!-Front apart
ment. Rec. hall living room,
dressing room with Murphy bed dl-
nette. kitchen and bath; elec. retrigera-
Ilon.
$57.5O-Apt. No. oO3-Front apt
Rec. hall. living room with
Murphy bed, bedroom, dinette kitchen
ana path elec. reirlgeratlon. Sept. 1St.
Right Downtown
I4I8 N ST. N.W.-Nalk to Work
S45. .OO-Apt. No 25-Rec. hall, Iiv-
ing room. bedroom. kitchen
and bath; elec. refrigeration free.
Cavanauxh Courts,
sa7 soI3pt set iish Nd s. a1SMaec SMi hall
s..,. living room. kitchen ana
63i Il st. NE.
53O.OO-Apt. No. Living room.
kitchensand bath. Elec. re-
Near Roosevelt High
Just North nth and Park Rd.
1906 Arkansas Ave. Uith 4 Varnum,
$50. .OO-Apt. 2O?-Rec. hall, un-
usually large living room.
dressing room with Murphy bed, bed
room. Ginette. kitchen and batn; elec.
refrigeration free.
fSS OO-No. 3U3-Front apt Recep-
tion hall. living room, DIN
Ing room bedroom. kitchen and bath;
Frigidaire current free: Janitor service.
l.O5 Arkansas Ave. NV.
$55.OO-Apt. No. Living room,
bedroom, dinette, kitchen
and bath: screened rear porch. Elec.
stove and refrigeratlon. Large rear
yard.
1.I5 Concord Ave. NV.
.5O-Apt. No. Living room,
bedroom. dinette. kitch:n
and bath; elec. retriseration; rear yard.
Near Soldiers Home
2nO Allison ST. NV.
S57. .OO-Apt. No. !O4. Corner apt
Living room. bedroom di-
nette. kitchen and bath; elec. reig.
In PetWorth
1929 4th st. NV.
S51. .5O-Apt. No. 4-Living room.
~. s bedroom: dinette kitsh.n
ae5 Delaheld Pl. NV.
S57.5O-Apt. No. Living room. ="
bedrooms, dinette, kitchen
and bath. Elec. refrieeratioE.
Rear yard.
43I4 Georgia Ave NV.
$4O.OO-Apt. No. l2-Llyins room.
bedroom, kitchen and bath;
elec. refrigeration: rear porch.
Near Walter Reed
.436 Georgia Ave. NV.
S5O.OO-Apt. No. 10"-Living room,
bedroom, dinette. kitchen
and bath; Electrolux retrlgeration.
S62. 5O-Apt. No. l01-Living room,
. bedrooms, dnetLe kitchen
and bath. Eiectrolux refriceration
See MANAGER; IOS-Apt. =.
Efficiency Apt.
1s'! Capitol Ave NE.
S45 OO-Apt. No. Living room
bedroom diEette kitchen and
bath. Electric stove rear yard screened
porch ANaiiahle
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London Hall, Apt. Hotel.
1873 18th st. w.-Bed-livng rm .,
dreSslng rm.. kit. bath, elec. gas; linen,
frisid' SD up week; $50 up mo. Natl
:'UlV. T9s
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APTS. SUBURBAN WANTED.
HOUSES FURNISHED.

YOUNG COUPLE DESIRES SMALL U
furnished apt. suburb of Alexandria.
Sept. !; S33. Box 4-E. Star. pa
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20, 9Th ST. SE.-LGE. ROOM AND
kltchen' newly decorated, completely fur
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1535 KILBOURNE PLACE NW-BASE-
ment apt. living rm.. lge. bedroom, kit
shower bath. elec.. gas. ElectroluN; reas. :
1920 HARVARD ST NV, RMS,
front. north and south window: 81. mo
See MANAGER ADJ |
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MODERN 5-ROOM BUNGALOW, AMERI-
can University Park: > bedrooms break
fast nook; attractively furn Clev 1880.
231 W. GUSTS AVE. ALEX. VA-FOR
rent. 6-room brick, furnished, = baths;
S65 month. 23'
1902 9TH ST. NW-6 ROOMS, CON-
pletely furnished. so: garage: convenient
TO schools. churches and shopping. Phone
Geo 344O
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COLORED-91l5 N ST. NV.
R. and B.. With Heat: So 80.
D. CONNOR & SON. WEST 1868.
COLORED-ll PARK RID NV.
; rooms and bath. h w h. oil burner;
ideal for doctors office: SG.,.5u
THOS. Z. FARRELL CO., Realtors
,2l 10th St. NV. Natl. O165.
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oon1 3gth PL NW-FURNISHED SAMPLE
home: last group Gruver- built homes: g
rms. recreation rm., auto. heat; $500 70
$3.50. Easy terms D. c. GRUVER. Natl.
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.24 E, CAPITOL ST. NEAR CAPITOL AND
porch: in GOOD condition: S16,
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1904 K CAFRITZ Dist. 9O8O

apts for refined colored "a to as G st.
s.w; close to U. S. Capitol; 3 rms. k
and bath. SO; ! rm.. K. and b.. $50: heat
and hot water included. See Janltor. base
ment No. rs G ST. d. S. NASH, owner
North utifu
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(Oontinued Oh Next Pase.)
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80 N. H. AVE, NV. APT lUl-:i
ely large rooms. kitchen and bath.
o Nnrth IA
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S5H5O 5000 cash. $40 mo 3 mi. from
Silver Spring Splendid neighborhood, mod
ern COFFMAN REALTY CO. Shep. 41"3.
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river. Army. Navy. Int BldeS: - bedr
liv. r, din, kat, bath; Si3 mo. up: janitor
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TAkOMA PARk--EXCELLENT APT, 3
rms Kat, bath, sleeping porch; refs. in
staht H. W, h.-W.h. gar. newly refiniShed
private entrance: fine location Adults only.
,l2 Carroll ave. Shepherd 33gg-R
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INFER 1876 18th ST. NW-l AND .
rooms newly dec. k bath refg.. gas. elec.
Incl. in rent; $3.50 up. Res. mgr. "0?.
MADISON APIS. 1879 EYE ST. NV
One room. bath. dressing closet. $40: =
rms. hath :, closets. Sll
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APARTMENTS UhFuRhisHEp.

llo4 HOLBROOK ST. NE APT. 81
rooms, kitchen. bath. back porch base
mtnl: htat and hot water furnished:
$40. Apply PENN REALTY CORP 4 a
X 81. NV. Met l!S3
:::l?J MI. PLEAS NICE RMS KIT. B.,
front apartment elec. refp.: $40: redrc
CHAS. ID. SAGER 314 14lh ST Ma UUtG
l3i4 pARKWOOD PL. NV RMS
Kitchen. bath. automatic hot water heater
sas. elect. telephone. storage rm III base
lltlt: ~ Call atlrr =
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KENILWORTH. 5lO1 OUkRLES ST.-DE-
tached, q rooms and bath, ami. large
fenced yard Rent S45. Apply PENN
REALTY CORP, 414 "K' st. NV. Met
Henderson daily dispatch., 1938-09-19
NOTICE OF SALE.

Directed by an order issued by the
Clerk of the Superior Court of Vance
County North Carolina, in Special
Proceeding entitled William H.
Green and Elna ]. Green, his wife, vs.
Ethel L. Harrison and Sam Harrison,
her husband; A. j. Green, minor; and
Edward L. Green and Laura Green,
his WIFE. which order is docketed in
the office of the Clerk of the Superior
Court, and by the authority of same
I shall sell, at public auction, to the
highest bidder, for cash, at the Court
house doors in Henderson, N. C., at
IL o'clock, Noon, on Thursday, Oc-
tober 20, 1888, the following described
real estate:
Beginning at stone on Rowland
Street, Green's corner; and run along
Green's line entire 209 IA feet to a
stone in Rowland line; thence along
Rowland's line Southerly 81 feet to a
stone; thence Westerly 209 feet to
stone on Rowland Street; thence
along said Street Northerly 81 feet TO
place of beginning, containing
square feet. Being part of lot former
ly owned by CRANKY and Hail.
This the 10th day of September
1888.
T. p. GHOLSON, Commissioner
Henderson daily dispatch., 1938-09-19
HYDE SAYS EVERYTHING
EXCEPT COMMON SENSE
TRIED BY F. T.. Il. REGIME

Richmond, Va, Sept. 1a-(AP)-
Arthur Hyde, former secretary of
agriculture, told the Virginia Fedora
ton of Young Republicans Club Sat-
urday night that the Roosevelt ad-
ministration had tried everything
except common sense"
I'VE have defied all the experience
of centuries; have run recklessly past
all the danger signals in history,
Hyde asserted.
Eve have tried to squander our
way back to solvency, and to bon
doggle ourselves out of debt-we have
tried to plant belt of trees from
Canada to the gulf, in country II
which God, himself, for 10000 years
has failed to grow a tree. We have
killed 100000 pigs and Mr. Wallace
unsmilingly assures us that, thereby
he actually made more pork. We have
paid millions of dollars to take fertile
lands in the Midwest out of produc-
ton, and are spending more millions
to bring vast stretches of sand and
cactus into production out West
The former agriculture secretary
stated that in the ''pixiated minds
of the new dealers you make bet
ter dollar by debasing it; you protect
governmental honor by repudiating
it, devastating drought is a bless
ing, and a bumper crop becomes a de-
mand for more control"
Henderson daily dispatch., 1938-09-19
. BY HENRY AvERILL

Raleigh, Sept. 19. Those who have
openly expressed eopinions as to the
governors pre-appeal Communication of
the death sentenea sed on a Will
mington man for arson seem to be tln-
animously III agreement that time.
expense and worry, were avoided. No
body seen by. this correspondent IA
vored imposition Of the extreme pen
atty in case such as this, where no
body was injured.
Which brings up the point that
there is likely to be more than a lit
tie agitation in the next General AS
sembly for modification of the exist
ing laws about capital punishment.
Many believe that mandatory death
sentences, 1T least, should be abolish
ed, with substituted provision for
recommendations ito mercy which
would make life Imprisonment an al
tentative
Henderson daily dispatch., 1938-09-19
OTHERS VIEWS
CONDUCT OF CHILDREN

To the Editor:
Can some of your readers tell US
how to raise children so they WI not
follow in the footsteps of the older
folks? A man and his wife, after bring
ing up ten boys and girls, know less
about this biggest job on earth than
they did when they started, Of course
no one knows as well how to train the
kids as those who never had any.
Bachelors and bachelor maids can tel!
us just what to do and what not to do
under all circumstances concerning
the young folks. There are great
many things we can do to help the
situation, and suggest that we have
a strict set of rules to govern them.
If we will have these rules printed in
large type-gold letters would be
be.ter-and hung in conspicuous
place and require each boy and girl
while they are in their teens to read
them over once q week, we viii see
how well they will abide by them.
Here they are: Don't come in SO
late at night, but early next morning.
that is, when you get exhausted with
merry-making and learn it is past
two when you were sure it wasn't
eleven, and when you start home, Sc
lect your company. Never go with
Dick, Tom and Harry. You girls le.
the fellow escort you home who can
keep one hand on the steering wheel
and the other one your shoulder after
consuming a pint of corn juice, and
talk silly while he lights a cigarette.
And you boys! If you must take q
sweet young thing home be careful
who it is; any girl won't do for YOU
to go with. Take the girl to her
nanny who puts her arm around
your waist, and with one eye on Dad's 5
tie you have on and the other on al
empty bottle, she has just set on the
table, says: "Show me the way to go
home" She is the one for you to
lead off, and don't go straight to her
house, drive several miles around
first. Dad can buy more tires when
these wear out and the filling station
man has got to live as well as the
rest of us. Then the first one of you
that gets home wait until the other
arrive SO you can giggle in the hall
next to mama's room. Now don
50 20 bed until you go in the room
where the old folks are sleeping. and
don't turn on the light before you
kick over two or three chairs, and
be sure you get the one that Mann ma s
-.uly lloned clothes are on and after
Henderson daily dispatch., 1938-09-19
ToDAY,s ANNIVERSARIES

1735-Charles, Carroll, lawyer. Revo-
lutionarJ leader, signer OF the Decla,
ration of Independence for Maryland
u. S. senator, last surviving slgner'
horn at annapolis, Md Died Nov. Il.
1882.
172q-Andrew Pickefls, noted South
ern general of Revolutionary avs
south Carolina jurist and Indian agent
born in Bucks Co., Pa. Died August
II, 1917.
1SO4-Elling Eielsen, noted lay
preacher of the Norwegian Evangell-
cal Lutheran Church of North Anne
rica. born in Norway. Died in Chr
cago, Jan. 10, 1888.
1821-G llbert Haven, Methodist Epls
copal bishop and abolitionist, born a.
Maiden, Mass Died there, Jan. 8,
1880.
1926 Henry C. Lea, Philade' 'phia's
noted publisher, citizen, historian and
puplicist, born there. Died Oct. "a
1909. =
1s5s-George w. wickersham.
Taft's attorney-general. chairman OF
Hoovers Law Observance Commits
sion, born in Pittsburgh. Died Jan.
Is, 1886
.1859-John F. jameson, professor OF
history, Carnegie Institution historian
Library of Congress manuscript chief
born in Boston. Died Sept. ~, 1887
Henderson daily dispatch., 1938-09-19

YOU trample on them turn on the light.
Surely Mamma can iron them again.
You see il one washing and ironing
makes clothes look better, two such
stunts will make them look better still
Now giggle a little more because
Dads blood is already boiling. At
this iuncture turn off the light be-
cause those few flies sticking to the
ceiling have come down for their mid
night meal consisting of few Lltes
out of Dads neck, baby's feet ana
Mammals chest and they enjoyed l.
too The old man is willing to furnish
them with little hot blood, the poor
things have to eat cold scraps all the
time. Then go up to your room afte:
waking all the other members OF the
family down stairs including Grandma
and the family cat. When you get to
your rooms turn on all the lights on
The second floor to make the light bill
as big as possible, for they have got
to live too. Then get in bed and read
the last hour you can hold your eyes
open, and be sure you read some vul-
gar trash or cheap lies calculated to
excite the baser natures of tender
youth instead of the Bible or .sews-
paper There is too much education
and enlightenment in the daily paper
and the Bible you wouldn't understand
and then fall asleep with the light OH.
The next morning when Daddy calls
the third time, turn over to take an
other nap and let him come up twice
before you answer, because he needs
exercise and going up and down
stairs is fine for old people. When
Mamma yells Children hurry down
come down as fast as you can and
go out of your way to run over the
baby and make him cry. Be just as
cross and inconsiderate of each otheT'
as possible After breakfast, start out
the door to work thirty minutes lat J.
and drag around the store or office all
day like you were just about dead.
saying to yourself all day, IF God will
spare you until night you will go to.
bed as soon as you get home. Then
when the gong sounds or the whistle
blows let it put new life into you and
hurry home and repeat the same per-.
formance all over again.
(SigneO Your oldfashioned
Nanny and Daddy
w. r. CARROLL. |
Henderson, Sept. IL, 1888.