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The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22
Portrait of the Father of Our Country

W- Portrait of the Father of Our Country
 George Washington February M sny @ M II & and observed that date as his birthday all his eo
 proposed to six femes before he married Martha Cust All turned him down because like Durante)
 Although Washington married he loved his best friends wife 1ay 1s @ 0f dsd m and wrote pa letters her up until three The cherry tree" which phoney was Wm son who chopped down the cherry tree unlike the neighDors with street. threatening to beat hero
 He designed sixteendd barn He owned the first mule fin America during the turned ws aunsed his mdshpman won 'ne m His avote brit diversion was attending horse at Annap nd k @ e pet M ao e aas indoor o9r was sags @ sn @ for played all day He kept detailed of his them His favote was circus Washington his was,ingtons larger Lafayette was Beau Brmen and had all his clothes imported from London He didn't practice what he himself oon dandy he in his 6 famous mo cOd 5 n Play mot the though he like trooper wrote se repOachfu
 
 When Washington bggies gathered select title for him. Washington
 
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 opposed calling Washington Presdent-because lodging college Although he frequently referred General Wash ington" he never was general
 em aBt of h @ Dg with he he ges for hm His face was covered with pock marks Gle On the of Yom Kppa in ssons of the most critical request for $4ooOOO The delivered to Solomon Jewish Holy Day of the Solomon in synagogue required by Washington the next
 He the Fred Astape M of his day and often danced all night half hours with the wife of of his generals.
 He never waited guests minutes after the appointed He M most d % during hi his n* v n death He had three pairs of false teeth (one pair of wooden teeth, one of iron and one of ivoryo
 Frederick the Great a engraved very following the French and Indian because during the he killed ncombatan
 He was book salesman and managed pedde about Indians He also fireman for time
 Washington was the second president Lincoln two inches taeo The reason all his portraits ghtpped because he springs constantly falling of his he opened it
 He the the U the wealthiest in S5300O0 at the time of his deah assistance Washington directing the Revolution against England newspaper said of him. There king Europe but would like a valet de chambre by his side'
 Boston didn't days afterward. The Washngon birthday is to resolve to carry wish He said My first wish to the whole world inhabitants band of brothers striving who should contribute to the happiness of mankind"
 the French and Indian like VtoiO Mus something charming the sound of the later when he had learned what really if remembered to have made such remark Gravey Washington repIed "If said ! yOung"
 HOLD EVERYTHING! Clyde s{ {.wl. f 1III2IIlIIIII
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

victory the French and Indian like Vtorio Mus something charming the sound of the whstlng had learned what really meant he made such remark Gravey Washington reped "If said it when ! young!"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

George Washington wasn't born February 22 Gle Fenrary II and observed that date birthday all his ) was the eighth president of the United States not the first
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

Washington neighbors with their continuous Sunday street, threatening to beat her0 El
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

a present of a which engraved the the world the Creates
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

Although Washington married he loved his best friends wife, Lady Sally Fairfax pah years before his death He wrote to her before battle
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

He president the U S. and the wealth man of his worth S5300OO the time his death his will without the assistance of law!
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

WashingSonS feet Were larger than Garbos said that his hands the largest he ever saw o was 8 Beau Brunmell and had all his clothes mpor
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

He didn't practice what preached Although dandy he wrote his famous "Code Play not the looking everywhere about to be well deckd" though he like trooper se reproachfu against neither revile"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

The who democracy for America Washington traced his ancestry to Lady Elizabeth of Norman
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

While Washington directing the Revolution against Engl newspaper said of him. Thee is not king Europe would like a valet de chambre by his side"
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very unpopular several following the French war; during the he killed noncombatant
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

He salesman to pedde two hundred hacks Ind He a 1T a
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

celebrate Washngtons birthday to resolve to carry out first wish the whole world peace inhabitants it band of brothers striving who should to the happiness of mankind
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

When Washington became the head of the nation bgges gathered title Washington called High Mghtiness others any his little the title would
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

The "Cherry tree" which proved phoney invented Weems chopped cherry St0ry, WeemS beat the Of
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

He almost Kidnapped during his presidency. (The p caught in the nick of time) He kept diary until his death He had three pairs of false teeth C wooden teeth one of iron and of ivoryJ
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

His favoe diversion was attending horse at Annapolis tnd he always bet the lottery tickets His favorite indoor frequently played all day He kept detailed his When cards with them avorite medium
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

He never waited more than five minutes for guests If they didn't show up five minutes after the appointed down and ate without them.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

the Fred Asaire of his day and often danced all
 One night during the Revolution he danced steadily for and half hours with the wife of one of his generals.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

John Adams opposed calling Washington "Prdentbecause there
  they thought president college Although frequently ington," 8
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

Washington aest president of the U (e inches talerD The all looking and tlghlppd because they constantly falling out his he opened it.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

He designed sixteen sided barn He owned the first mule America His address still holds brevity, containing 1S4 didn't during the Revolutionary about subsequently, War hunked his midshpman exams.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

Although of his portraits shows him with gla them (Benjamin Franklin examined his eyes gles for hm) His face covered with pock mari traced small pox in the West Indies when he 190
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-02-22

On the eve of YOm Kippur in 1782-one of the i0ds of the Reyolution-Washngton sent Haym request for $4000O0. The message was delivered Temple Mkvah Israel in Philadelphia, where he most sacred Jewish Holy Day of the year. Solo services and made appeal to the congregation in the synagogue and the rest of the sum requir the next day.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1938-06-16

on the employment of Mary Glavan.
Mayor Peshel not voting, was re-
corded as voting mo"
Motion carried
Moved by Alderman zgonc, supported
by Alderman Debeltz, that Molly Kos
telac be employed in the City Hall, 5
days per month. Vote as follows:
Yes: Aldermen Debeltz, Lobe, Mat
tia, Nyman, Spreitzer, zgonc (6).
Mayor PeShel not voting, was re-
corded as voting mo"
Motion carried.
Moved by Alderman Debeltz, sup
ported by Mayor Peshel, that the meet
ing adjourn. Vote as follows:
Yes: Aldermen Debeltz, Mattila. Ny
man, Spreitzer, zgonc, Mayor Peshel
(6).
No: Alderman Lobe ID.
Motion carried.
(SeaD JACK PESHEI,
Attest: Mavor
A. o. KNUTSON, City Clerk.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1938-06-16
Respectfully submitted,
FRANK zGONC,
ALEX LOBE,

=" ARTHUR A. NYMAN,
Committee on Accounts and Finance
Alderman Lobe does not approve
of the payment for the Adams Grader
from the Baxtrum Garage.
- Alderman Nyman does not ap-
prove of the payment of the Adams
Grader from the Baxtrum Garage.
Moved by Alderman Mattila, sup
ported by Alderman Zgonc, that the
report of the Committee on Accounts
and Finance be accepted and filed, and
that the City Clerk draw orders on the
City Treasurer in payment of the ap-
proved amounts. Vote as follows:
Yes: Aldermen Mattila, Zgonc (2).
Alderman Lobe and Nynan voted
mo" for the payment of the grader
and Eyes" on the remaining items.
Alderman Debeltz and Spreitzer voted
against the payment to Druar & Mil
inowski and to P. NJ Olsen, and voted
Eyes" on all other items
Mayor Peshel voted "No" on the pay
ment for the grader and payment to
the Central Garage for tires, and voted
yes" on all other items.
Alderman Lobe stated that in his
opinion better and heavier grader
could have been purchased at $747.O0
less, which other grader could also have
been used for more purposes.
Alderman Spreitzer stated that in the
first instance he was not in favor Of
buying any grader, and that to his
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1938-06-16
Babylon Had Surgeons

The early Babylonians merit hon.
ors as the fathers of all science.
Written records of astronomy go
back 300 years and tablets reveal
their doctors were able to set brok-
en- bones.
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Naming CelInnhane

Cellophane was named by the
Swiss chemist, DR.. ]. E. Brandon
berger, who developed and exploit
ed the product which he called
"1a cellophane"
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M. H.
Mcmahon
Independent Candidate for
STATE
representative
OF THE
61st District

TO THE VOTERS: We earnestly
solicit your vote for NJ. III. Mcmahon
for State Representative for the 61st
District in which he has lived for 81
years. He is familiar with its many
problems and is best qualified by
education, years of training, and
years of wide experience. He is
liberal in principles.
Ordered and paid for by Mcmahon
Volunteer Committee.
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OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS
OF THE -
CITY COUNCIL
CITY OF ELY.
OF THE

Council Chambers, Ely, Minnesota.
Tuesday, June z, 1888.
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ported by Alderman zgonc, that the
resolution be accepted and filed. Car
ried unanimously.
Communication from the Minnesota
Department of Highways, was read, in
forming the council that as many local
men as possible will be employed on
state road projects in this area.
Moved by Alderman zgonc, supported
by Alderman Spreitzer, that the COM
munication be accepted and filed. Car
ried unanimously.
Report from the Pittsburgh-Des
Moines Steel Company, covering a re-
cent inspection of the steel water tank
and tower, was read.
Moved by Alderman Debeltz, sup
ported by Alderman Nyman, that the
report be accepted and filed. Carried
unanimously.
Proposals from the Duluth Brass
Works Company and the Flour City
Ornamental Iron Company, for the
furnishing of two nickle-bronze tablets
for the Community Center, were read
Alderman Spreitzer informed the
council that Mr.. Joseph Fleming, Ely
Minnesota, offers to make these tablets
for the city without cost.
Moved by Alderman Lobe, supported
by Alderman Debeltz, that the pro-
posals be filed, and that the City En-
gineer be authorized to confer with
Mr.. Joseph Fleming in regard to his
offer. Carried unanimously.
Application of Paul Kaurala, Embar-
rass, Minnesota, for milk license, was
read.
Moved by Alderman Debeltz, sup
ported by Alderman zgonc, that the
application be accepted and filed, and
license granted subject to the approval
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Parent-T Teachers Associations to
Hold Joint-Meetinu Monday

Members OF Wilson and McKin-
Npy Parent-Teachers' ass'ns. will
hold a joint meeting at 7:30 pm,
Monday at the Wilson school,
Mrs. E. T. Hale of San Diego,
second vice-president of the state
P.-TA. will give an inspiring talk
on P.-T.A. work.
A varied musical and dance pro-
gram will be presented by pupils of
the school. The Wilson girls glee
club will open the. program with
Sing Little Banjo, Sing, and will
be followed by two numbers by the
Wilson String Choir, THE Queen
Romance Gavotte", by Hayden
and "Reverie' by Mendelssohn.
Mrs. Dorothy Armstrong will direct
musical numbers.
A fencing dance will be given by
dorothy Coulter. Pauline Hoy,
.Dickie Hutson and Betty Cole, and
Carmen and Virginia Vinfrido un-
der the direction of Jane Tylor,
will do an acrobatic dance.
Several accordion duets will be
given by Melvin Womack and Jack
Thornburg.
Mrs Vaughn N. Thompson will
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Birthday Party
GiUen For
Wanda Ackley

Wanda Ackley was honored Fri
day night at a birthday party given
by her mother, Mrs. F V. Ackley
at their home, 734 State street.
Wanda was twelve years old on
Thursday. Jan. 49,
The table was beautifully dec
Grated in green and white and the
same color scheme was used in
decorating the large birthday cake.
The guests spent the evening
playing games.
Present were Jeanne CostenVeld,
Dorothy Moose, jeanne Nugent,
Geraldine Bryant, Juana Jean
Riggs, La Freida Bennett. Roberta
jerks, Kathleen Kieffer, Ellen Cos
tello, Rosemary Rice, Barbara
Measures, Dorothy Rapson, John
Moore, jr., Martin Dobel, Fred Cox,
Bobby Temple, Jim Schofield
Richard Shoemaker, Jim Bailey and
Melvin Free.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16

Officers for 1898 were installed
by the Imperial Valley Camp and
auxiliary of the Spanish War Vet
erans Thursday night at the Vet
erans' Memorial hall.
Camp officers installed were P.
N. Van Slyck, commander; Dan
Southwell, senior ce-commander;
w. Andrews, junior vice-comman-
der; j. M. Grafton, quartermaster;
Henry McDaniels. officer of the
day; Otto Berlinger, officer of the
guard; Harvey Shepherd, chaplain;
Walter Carey, patriotic instructor;
M. j. Hill, trustee
Installing officer for the Camp
was M. j. Hill, and w. o. Huson
served as master er-of-ceremonies.
Auxiliary officers installed were
Mrs. Julia Tucker, president; Mrs.
Jane Harrison Smith. vice-presi-
dent; Mrs. Ruth Knight, junior
vice-president; Mrs. Sibyl CHM,
chaplain; Mrs. Myrtle McDaniels,
patriotic instructor; Mrs. Daisy
Carey, historian; Mrs. Hannah
Grafton, secretary; Mrs. Minta
Andrews, guard; Barbara Adams,
conductor and Mrs. Margaret HUI
son, assistant conductor and trea-
surer.
The installing officer for the auXi-
liary was Mrs Alice Liebert of AL
pine, who presented the incoming
and the retiring president, Mrs
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Eastern Stars Make Plans for
Visiting Grand Officers

Matron. Mary Isabelle Warmer, and
the Worthy Grand Patron, Robert
Purl Easley.
The banquet will be held at $3.50
pm. and reservations for the affair
may be made with Mrs John Cook.
chairman of the ticket committee,
and Mrs END. Hatch. Worthy
MatrOn.
Committees for the banquet will
be announced later
Mrs. Hatch announced that a
special all-day practice for the next
meeting will be held at 10 am.
Sunday at the Masonic Temple.
Honored at Fridays meeting was
Miss Rosamond Harries of San
Rernardino who is the Grand Ruth.
The hall was attractively decorat-
ed with roses and sweet peas in
spring colors.
Following the meeting delicious
refreshments were served in the
banquet room which was gaily dec
GRATED with bells and bright color
ed flowers.
Mrs. Hazel Baker was in charge
Of the refreshments and members
of her committee were Mrs Inez
Burns, Mrs. Dimmie Gavin, Mrs.
Bernice Duer. Mrs. Neva Morgan
and Walter Carey.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16

ginia Reed, Dorothy Rapson, Mar
garet Tyler, Patricia Jones, Wanda
Ackley, Ellen Costello, Dorothy
Moose, Ruth Parker, Evelyn Keltz,
Wilma Graves and Dona Rath.
OCICIYAPI BLUE BIRDS
Members of the Ociciyapi group
of Blue Birds met Wednesday at
the home of Sharon McNeece, 667
WenSley avenue.
After the business meeting a pro-
gram of music, poems and dances
was presented by the members and
delicious refreshments were served
Mkt week the Blue Birds will
meet at the home of Dolores Jean
Williams, 773 State street.
Members are Mary Fran Hafner,
Lorna Jean Hickman, Judith Just
man, Sharon McNeece, Mary Lou
Peacock, Rocella Ritter, Betty Flo
Slade, Barbara Small, Jerry Starr,
Barbara Dell Wright, Doris Adele
Bridenbaugh, Dolores Jean Will
liams and Esther Louise Weakley.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Country Club
Ladies To
Glue Party

Exceptionally nice plans have
been made by the Barbara Worth
Country club auxiliary for their
bridge party and luncheon to be
held at 1890 pm. Wednesday, Jan.
10 at the club.
Reservations should be made by
Tuesday noon with Mrs. John Ty-
ler. telephone 1164.
For the luncheon and bridge, the
auxiliary is catering especially to
parties.
Members of the committee in
charge are Mrs Don Rex, chair
man, Mrs. Walter B. Havekorst,
Mrs. Allen Nuffer, Mrs. Jack Stro-
bel and Mrs. Wayne Elvander.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Former VaUeyite
White House Guest

Mrs. Bernard N. Moore, daugh-
ter of D. w. West. assessor -collec-
tor, recently was a guest at a tea
given at the White House.
Hostesses at the tea were Mrs.
James Roosevelt. wife of the Presi-
dent s son, and Mrs. Sarah Del
ano Roosevelt, the Presidents
mother.
Mrs. Moore, the former Elizabeth
West, is the wife OF Dr. Moore,
who was with the geological sur
vey under the Department of the
Interior. He is now employed by
the Sinclair Oil CO. and is on his
way to Venezuela.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
LANTANA PRIMARY NOTES

We planted spinach, carrots, rad
ishes, turnips and peas in our gar
den. We planted sWeetpeas, calen-
dulas, and moonflowers too. The
radishes were ready to eat first.
They are all gone. Last week the
spinach was ready to eat. We pick
eG it. The girls washed it and put
in the kettle We cooked it on the
stove in our room. Then we ate 1t
with our lunch We all liked it.
Some of us had a second helping.
We are making health books now.
Our health books show us what
to do and what to eat and drink
so that we shall have strong bodies
Our teacher brought a big doll
for our room. She has a pretty
blue bonnet and blue dress. We
named her Susan. We shall have
good times with Susan.
We all belong to the Good Citi-
zens club. Our colors are pink anc
green. Our flower is the pink rose
Our motto is BE Kind.
This is little poem we composed
for our club:
I'll be kind to you,
You'll be kind to me
Well be kind to everyone.
How happy we shall be.
First, Second, and Third Grades
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Society
Clubs
Barney Foote
Honored At
Party

Barney Foote was honored at a
surprise birthday party Friday night
given by Lois Thomas of Brawley
at the home of Lucille Miller in Ell
Centre.
The guests spent the evening
playing Hollywood poker and par
taking of the delicious birthday
cake which boaSted of altogether
too many candles. -.
Later in the evening, the guests
adjourned to La Hacienda to dance.
Present were Kathryn Hinderks,
Alan Gillespie, Carl Shoesmith,
Betty Maltby, Barney Foote, Lois
Thomas, Norma Hood, Lucille Mil
Ter, Verna Ruggles, Vic Smith, Vir-
ginia Hetzel, Jake Brown and Mr..
and Mrs. Eugene Heiss.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
OF Interest to Women
Churches
Schools
Social Calendar
SATURDAY

SATURDAY
Eagles dance, 9, $50 Broadway.
Dance, 10, Barbara Worth cOun-
try club.
SUNDAY
O.E.S. practice, 10, Masonic Tenn
pie.
Junior 10000 club theater party,
|, Valley theater.
MONDAY
Masonic luncheon, IL, Barbara
Worth.
Ch. AV, P.E.O., l, 653 Olive.
History section, 2, 10000 club.
Co. council PIT. A, 2, Harding.
Board of Supervisors. 2, Court
House.
wilson Mckinley PIT. A., I, Will
son.
r. and A. NJ. No. 384, 7:3O, Ma
mic Temple.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
BOOK CLUB
HAS MEETING
WESTMORLAND NOTES

Twice Told Tales book club met
at the home of Mrs. j. R. Lyall
Wednesday night. Mrs. Frank
johnson gave the review.
Mrs. j. c. Ramsaur was a recent
hostess at a chamingly appointed
luncheon. Guests were MesdameS
G.. D. Walker, w. T. Lee. William
McFadden, G. p. Randolph, R. c.
Cartwright, j. Scott and c. F.
Boarts High prize was won by Mrs
w. T. Lee and low prize by Mrs.
Il. c. Cartwright.
Mr.. and Mrs. l. H. Gentry are
visiting their son, Bruce Gentry, in
Tucson Howard Gentry, another
son, is also in Tucson.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
St. Mar.y's Dessert
Bridge Party
Held Fridav

Mrs. Richard Barter made the
high score in contract at the St
Mary's dessert bridge Friday at the
home of Mrs. Walter B. Havekorst
642 Wensley avenue.
The door prize went to Mrs S. P
Williams. Cash prizes were award
ed the winners.
An especially nice dessert was
served to about 60 guests. Each
table was attractively decorated
with a bouquet of pink sweet peas
and cream colored tapers.
Hostesses we're Mrs. Havekorst
Mrs. P. N. Van Slyck, and Mrs
r. L. Skinner.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16

be chairman OF hospitality Tor the
evening.
Refreshments will be served by
the following room mother host
esSes, Mrs. N. C. Greer of the Nc
Kinley 4th grade, and Mrs. M. Ia
vala of the Wilson 9th grade and
Mrs C. T. Gilkison of the Wilson
9th grade.
Members of the Harding and
Washington P.-T.A. groups are in
vited to attend and they will be
welcomed by Leo DeCelles, princi-
pal of Wilson school,
Fathers are especially invited to
the meeting and will count double
in the attendance contest,
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
KitUanis Heads
To Attend
Course

J. p Eyer, newly installed pres
ident of the Ell Centre KiWanis
club, and two members of mis-
board, H. r. Anderson, secretary,
and Rudolph Miller, Vice-presi-
dent, left here Friday afternoon
for Bakersfield
They will attend the Presidents
Training course in Bakersfield over
the weekend The course is held
annually to familiarize officers with
their duties.
The president and secretary of
the Brawley Kiwanis club accom-
panied Eyer to Bakersfield. The
officers of the CaleXico club will
also attend the court.
They will return home Sunday.
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16
Former Ell Centro
Resident Here

Mrs. Lester Miller of Los Angeles
is visiting ner sister Mrs. j. Will
son McKenney, 763 Holt avenue.
Mrs. Miller is the former Wan
da Greer. She came to Ell Centro
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs,
r. l.. Greer in 1907. She was grad
uated from Central high school
in one of the early classes and
left here in 1919.
This is the first time in many
years that Mrs. Miller has been
in the valley,
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16

Initiation of new members was
the main business of the Eastern
Star meeting Friday night in the
Masonic Temple, which was attend
ed by more than 30 people from
the valley and other guest lodges.
The candidates initiated consti-
tute the first class initiated by the
new officers.
Plans we're made to hold ban
quet at the Barbara Worth hotel
in honor of the Worthy Grand
Imperial Valley press., 1938-01-16

The upper grade room is making
a symphony orchestra. We have
been studying different instru-
ments and their uses.
The figures and music stands are
made of wire and the chairs OF
tag board.
We will make a stage from a
large carton. Everyone is anxious
to see how it will look when it is
finished.--MiSaye Nakanpura, 9th
grade.
We planted a garden in October
We have carrots, peas, turnips
beets and spinach. We have some
flowers also. They are sweet peas,
nasturtiums, moon flowers and
Calendulas.
The boys made a fence around
the garden. 1t is a lot of fun to
irrigate and watch everything
grow.-HoWard Havens, 5th grade
Miss McFarlane visited our school,
Jan. b. Sne brought us some peau-
tiful spring songs. She told us thai
we were going to be in a program
at the county fair.-Kazuko Naka.
mura, 4th grade.
The sixth grade would like every
one to try this tongue tWister:
The guide was guiding a guy.
AS the guide guided the guy, the
guide guyed the guy, until the
guy would no longer be guided
by guide whom he had hired
not to guy but to guide.
So the guy guyed the guide. No
wonder everybody guyed the guy
ed guide guiding a guyed guy.
Our attendance has been YER,