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Evening star., 1938-06-29
LITTLE DECLINE'SEEN
IN PRICE OF POTATOES
Agriculture Department Reports
Only Relatively Large Late
Crop Will Affect Market.

BY the Associated Press.
The Agriculture Department re-
ported yesterday that potato prices
probably would decline less than usual
during the next few months unless q
relatively large late crop develops.
The department said that for the
first time this season averages were
slightly higher in mid-June than those
Of year ago.
Most Of the crop in the early States
has been marketed, the department
SAID, and harvests ere now under way
In intermediate States where yields
are better than last year.
The crop in Missouri, Kansas, Ken
lucky, Maryland and Virginia, inter-
mediate States, was said to be only 4
per cent smaller than last year, de-
spite - per cent reduction in acre
age planted.
Evening star., 1938-06-29
Society Actress Weds.

HOLLYWOOD, June 20 P).-Vir-
ginia Walker, 23-year-old movie ac-
tress. and william Hawks, actors
agent, were honeymooning here yes
terday after their marriage last Sum
day in Tijuana, Mexico, in a civil cere-
mony.
Miss Walker. socially prominent in
Boston, Is the daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. William H. Walker. Her last
movie appearance was in Bringing Up
Baby"
The bridegroom, 81. is the former
husband Of Bessie Love.
Evening star., 1938-06-29
Pershmg Hopes to Make Tour
Of French Battlefields Soon

his World War story some years ago.
Gen. Pershing entered the hospital
in April after a long trip to New
York for the wedding of his son
Warren. He wanted thorough check
up after his illness, and doctors ad-
vised q long rest. He will be 78
years old September l3.
Evening star., 1938-10-23
SUBURBAN PROPERTY FOR SALE.
NO DOWN PAYMENT.
Braddock Hts. Va.-Beautiful. new g.
room brick home; high. restricted COM
munity; or will build. Temple 1870,
TAKOMA PARK HOMES

S4,25O-Five large rooms, full base
ment. attic. h:-w. heat. oak floors. fireplace
Level wooded lot. Oh main pike. Convenient
to stores and bus.
S6.950-One Of the most attractive
roomy brick houses for the price ever
onered; Five large rooms first floor. tiled
bah. ideal kitchen fireplace. oak floors
TWO finished rooms second. Two-car built
IN garage. Wooded lot. Convenient to
.950-House by the same builder. on
paved street; one more; six rooms on main
floor; oil heat
S0,25O---1O rooms. two baths. extra large
rooms. oak floors, two freplaces; new OIL
burning heating plant; two-car garage
Lot 75 by 254. Price represents what IL
will take to clear 1st-mortgage indebtedness
r. D. LILLE CO.,
264 Carroll St.. Takoma Park, Geo. 33OO
Evening star., 1938-10-23
COLORED.
1921 JACKSON ST. NE.

q rooms, baths. arransed in two COM
plete and entirely, separate apartments
hot-water heat. large fireplace Situated
on terraced lot with a wide panoramic
are. loads of shade trees. shrubs. flowers
and huge back yard where the children
can play entirely free from traffic and
stores, transportation and ali conveniences
are nearby. This is one OF those rare
homes where seeing is believing and a per
sonal inspection of the loesi interior ar
rangement is necessary TO fully appreciate
the value offered at $3.50 on terms to
suit you. Open for inspection.
CAPITAL VIEW REALTY CO..
Realtors
925 New York Ave. NV, Natl QTa7
500l East Capitol ST. Line 354O.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

FOR COLORED-$6,750.
1924 JACKSON ST. NE.
Attractive semi-detached home: & large
rooms. bath. front porch. large inclosed
sleeping porch. hocred attic, cellar, h-w h :
Splendid home value on quiet street in a
refined neighborhood. Easy terms
OPEN FOR INSPECTION
SUNDAY, l TO 5 PM,
HOHENSTEIN BROS.
9TH and H SITS NE Line OSoT
Evening star., 1938-10-23
HOUSES FOR SALE.
(Continued.)
FOOTBALL FANS.

Here's a game at 2941 Northampton st..
the reception is fine. See the newly deco
rated 7-rm. h-bath, detached brick home.
with all modern improvements. Now ready
for your occupancy. Garage. beautiful
lot; easy terms; small trade considered.
Best schools and bus conveniences. GEO.
e. D1EFFENBACH. Emerson AIR.
SHEPHERD PARK,
1888 KALMIA RD.
$13,500.
The owner Of this delightful home has
been transferred West. He has authorized
us to offer his property at this price to
effect quick sale. Attractive entrance
hall, large living room with fireplace. 3 bed
room on 3rd floor; full bath in basement
oil heat. screened side porch overlooking
lawn with trees; 2-car brick garage; rea-
sonable down payment; balance like rent.
Open Sunday. 1-5:3O
ROBERTS E. LATIMER,
rr21 cu- Ayo
Evening star., 1938-10-23

LESS THAN RENT-TWO 5-ROOM ALL
modern brick houses with garages; lots
per month until paid including Interest,
no renewals: drive over 14th st Bridge u
mile TO trafnc light turn right . blocks
TO EadS st; open every night to Q O'clock
n. LEVY. owner. Jackson l $40 !.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

Near 18th and Euclid sts. NV.
8 rms. and bath. full basement with
toilet oil heat; good neighborhood for
renting rooms: make house pay for itself.
Price and terms right. Phone Mr.. BRITT.
Evening star., 1938-10-23
COLORED BARGAINS.

511 e STREET Sc
Newly reconditioned. rooms brick
ell modern conveniences: lovely residential
section, opposite park: S6450-S15O
down and balance $50 per month
1910 VERMONT AVE. NV
8 rooms. stucco all modern convenicnces
balance $50 monthly. We also have I'd
other pieces Of colored property for sale
FEDERAL FINANCE co.
913 New York Ave NV. Natl 14I6. 24s
Evening star., 1938-10-23
1744 CORCORAN ST. NV

COLORED-Rented now in 3 apart
it to some responsible party for S7.5Od
with nc Gown payment or for MUCH LESS
AL CASH ABOVE A 5000 BUILDING
ASSN. LOAN. Now. come on, and let's
talk business
L. L. JOHNSON,
Evening star., 1938-10-23

/ QUAINT COLONIAL HOME ON ls ACRES.
road. Has rooms . hreplaces. 8 large
ooxWoodS and old slave quarters; built
berry; price. $1,000: $500 cash, balance
300 per month. See MASON HIRST, An
nanoale, Va. at the end of Columbia pike.
Phone Alexandrta S69-J-1 Closed Sundavs
Evening star., 1938-10-23

NEARBY VA. = LOVELY NEW eROOM
nome iaSge lot: fireplace; only S5s5O:
5000 cash Walnut 6464
Evening star., 1938-10-23
NEARBY VA.

Delightful hilltop estate site Of 69h
acres, 80 minutes from Washington. Lo-
Gated $40 mile Of macadam and gravel
road from Lee Highway. About 15 acres
site. which is over 800 yards from the
road with open space in front sloping
down to the stream. wells. Property
recently fenced.
$6,750.
Colonial plan house OF large rooms.
wide front porch; completely modern; hot
water heat with oil burner; full basement.
extra-spacious living room with fireplace.
electric water heater and range. sleeping
porch, garage. pantry, beautiful shrubbery.
Located on 3 quiet residential street in
excellent neighborhood: 10Ho cash. balance
$50 per month.
$3.50.
New Cape Cod. approaching completion.
Entirely modern and Of premium con.
str1ction throughout. Lot 66, 75x250.
with numerous. trees. ahrubbory and land.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

detached brick, dwelling: 5 complete apis.
baths, h.-w.h.: no trusts: near car line
snak sna sse Sef1Sn sE Go
7I5 Fla. ave. NV. Decatur 1896.
COLORED-6 ROOMS. sEMI-DETACHED;
h.. Colonial porch; excellent condition.
No5th l55 AdsmS snas ST. NV Reas. price and terms
COLoRED-9th ST. NW.--2nd COMM.
zone: unusual large rooms, 4-car bk. gar Il,
cellar: suitable for business or home; your
s rooms. automatic heat, hardwood floors.
saeriace: s67 so: Decatur III5:
coLoRED.NEAR GA, AVE AND FAIR
ssc nsonhy Eo0Gs cs Saans sasn nSh iosda 5000
9c coLoREDmsRdvEaR WE! VIEW PARK.NEw c.;5:N
Hss meathS nsp.sfss 'Gsbss sbea ss
terms open daily hToct to Pr $50
Decatur De:aD~ 11sc 80 Ae'' 0'''A eA'' ~''' ~
MI: elee;; hardxooS noors: excellent
sSnsttisn Sorsh s7oe. 5th st. near x me- easy terms
coLoRED103 HOBART PL. NV
1ss owsEk sES c siSnf
FOR COLORED-NEAR 18th AND EUCLID
heat; yard house in excellent condition;
$3.50; terms: real bargain: Dist. O36S.
COLORED-1e0O BLOCK 18th ST. NV
p4c. sns or e dncR moassn sse e
house in good section; small cash payment.
EDMUND M. CHAPLIN, 1115 You II. NV.
2-bath detached brick: h.-w.h.. with oil
burner; in beautiful condition. See 1t.
WAPLE & JAMES, INC.
1924 14th st. NV. District 3346.
COLORED.
For $3.50 cash and $40 per month will
dens a five-room and bath modern house;
one under construction and sample house
at 42nd and Meade sts. ne.
Agent on Premises All Day Sunday.
Week Days $50 to PM.
H. 8. GOTT.
National 1886.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

737 9th ST. SEC ROOMS. BATH AND
inclosed porch: very reasonably priced for
TYLER & RUTHERFORD. INC.
1872 L St. NV. Natl. O475.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

PlSCATAWAY, MD. 10 MILES FROM
y C.-Brick bunRalow. concrete porches
cellar. attic, h,-wh.. cleo: garage: / i,
acre acres: 81 500; terms. LLOYD r. TURNER
500 7th st sv %.
Evening star., 1938-10-23
Rep. 0705. 927 N. Y. Ave, NV. North 294!
XERX EACX TEpAGC

7 VERY EASY TERMS.
COLORED. Just look 'em over and let
me show you how TO get a lovely bunga-
the right kind of price and on monthly
| TERMS YOU CAN MEET Each has 5
r. and b., and they are both modern in
| every Vav
Evening star., 1938-10-23

MCLEAN, VA.-23 ACRES. RMS. 2
paths. hreplaces, modern improvements,
barn. shade. fruit trees: price. $3.50:
conven. terms. FRENZEL Mclean, Va
Falls Church S37-W-I
Evening star., 1938-10-23
1902 18th ST. NE.
1880 JACKSON ST NE

These are the homes. Show me bet
ter locations out there at the price I can
sell you these for and I'll buy 'em myself
Remember, when you buy a home from
US we take particular pains to see that
from beginning to end, Having sold COZ
ored people homes for many years and
NOT HAVING ONE SINGLE DISSATIS-
be Of service to you.
L. L. JOHNSON.
Rep O7O5. a27 N. Y. Ave. NV. North 2945.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

DETACHED. COMPLETELY SCREENED
six-room BUNGALOW large sleeping porch.
large back yard: solid white neiehborhood.
Senyen ent to street car and shopping
10. 200. lust across Dist line INQUIRE eve
PROPERTY OF ALL KINDS. SIZE IN AND
near Arlington Co. Va; reduced price.
terms. Consult us to buy trade rent
sell Sc. n RYON CO.. 1908 Wilson Blvd.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

Beautiful brick and stone home. 3 rms
baths, Gear built-in garage, recreation
place; exposed beams and indirect Iishtins;
chimes: l r. balcony: auto oil heat: corner
lot; 6-fl levels: quick sale. $500: F. H.
A. optional. Springbrooke terrace. Green
wood lO49
Evening star., 1938-10-23

OPEN SUNDAY. 10 AM. TO 8 PM
New 5room brick bungalow with ali mod
ern and up-to-date improvements, in the
residential section Of Rockville Price
no finance charges.
II you are looking for q suburban home
with little acreage. glance over my
as low as one acre
FRED B. CUSHMAN 1Os N. Adams St
Rockville. Nd. TELEPHONE Rockville 3SN
Evening star., 1938-10-23
LOUIS P. sHoEMAKER olK
1719 X St. NV Natj

AT CAMP SPRINGS. MD. ABOUT 4
miles from D. C.-About 4h4 acres Of high
lana. on new street. next to and OPPOSITE
new houses price. $3.50. Ask for Col.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

Modern rms, . complete tile haths.
her-stripped. caulked, copper screens
insulated. built-in cab: can use for >
families; bus at door; S6,95O
Evening star., 1938-10-23

5 rooms. bath. oil burner heat. partly
finished attic. garage. full basement. Also
many 4. 5. 6 room BUNGALOWS. all modern
from $3.50 UP: $500 cash. small monthly
installments r. D. FOSTER 1O5 BALTIC
Blvd. COTTAGE City. Md. Open Sunday
morninR Greenwood 2431.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

S1OO DOWN-4-ROOM HOUSE ON j
acre on macadam road. l3 miles from
washington. Well and city electricity
Free school bus service Price, S2IOO:
monthly payments. $50. Clear of debt
See MASON H1RST, Annandalc. Va. Phone
A!e&andria S69-J-1. Closed Sundays.
Evening star., 1938-10-23
HYATTSVnI,E,

Bungalow; 5 r, tile bath, breakfast nook.
fireplace. full basement. noored attic. h
VIII, hardwood floors; garage: best res.
section: 1st-class condition; $3.50; terms.
OWNER. 119 Garfield ave. Hyattsville
MOST ATTRACTIVE COUNTRY HOME,
nearby Va; ami; 10 rooms, three baths.
two-car garage. ample shade 5 a.; SI2. 500.
Handsome brick dwelling. anil. two
baths near Langley. Va; large lot:
Evening star., 1938-10-23

UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCES FORCE
architect to sell. his own beautifully de-
Slgned ARTISTIC home. Choicest Virginia
location. Half acre corner lot well land
scaped. Five large shade trees. This
house Is entirely different from regular
run of houses. Thoroughly Insulated.
An-electric kitchen All closets cedar lined
Venetian blinds. Living room and dining
room paneled in lovely knotty pine Six
rooms. porch. three baths Many fea-
lures Priced right for alck sale. No
agents fee to pay. Alexandria 33l3-M
Evening star., 1938-10-23

$500 CASH WILL BUY MY Sl,4OO
equity In nearly new detached, 4-bedroom
corner brick home. consisting of rooms
and beautiful baths 2nd floor apt. always
rented 70 refined couple: your monthly pay
% and 5h2Ts trust: owner leaving town.
To inspect call at 90 Bayly ave, Hyatts-
Vile Hills Md
Evening star., 1938-10-23

ARLINGTON-S5, 25O-A ATTRACT- NEW
home, rms, bath, attic: oil heat: air cond.
easy r II A. terms. Unusual value
hhLpH GRAIN. 4399 Lee Hwy wal 1853
Evening star., 1938-10-23

Built for convenience beauty. price and
urability-assuring buyers OF lifetime
values. Contain living room. bedrooms
bath with shower. dinette. kitchenette and
utility room
Evening star., 1938-10-23

brick home; 3 bedrooms, large screened
porch: garage. attached: full basement; oil
neat: maids bath: occupied ! year; owner
leavin9 town Phone Temple 3s46.
3-ACRE PLOT: GROOM BUNGALOW:
cleo; bus; commanding view; I,-hour drive
from Wash, Oh Marlboro pike; bargain.
Adams 6273
Evening star., 1938-10-23

HIATIbVILLE HILLS.
Bungalow. 4 rms. built-in bath. shower,
NV H., large dry cellar. laundry tubs; i'm.
proved street: on bus line: S3995: S1OO
cash. $40 per mo-. incl. taxes and in
surance. Open after l pm. SIT Arundel
Evening star., 1938-10-23

4-ROOM AND BATH BUNGALOW: 4
miles from District line; ami; lot 5Ox2OO;
conyenient to churches. schools and stores
Box 2TT-S Star
Evening star., 1938-10-23
NEARBY MARYLAND.

ARLINGTON. vA.-OWNER.
Less than cost; new stone-brick corner
complete. 1910 Mintwood pl. NV. Adams
Evening star., 1938-10-23

$100 CASH-S6O MONTH
bedrooms, tiled bath. shower, knotty-pine
dinette. modern kitchen, full-iength copper
screens. garage. ERWIN REALTY CO
Evening star., 1938-10-23

u NORTH TROY SITS, FORT MEYER
HIS rooms basement. elec lights. gas
q meters each). pump water; divided in
Apply Rl3 st n "
Evening star., 1938-10-23
HOUSES WANTED TO BUY.

TO HEAR FROM OWNER WHO HAS OR
9 room house that is reasonably priced
ALL CASH FOR HOUSES ANYWHERE IN
D, G.. quick action. Mr.. TAYLOR. Dupont
1926. Met. 3033.
CASH FOR HOUSES. WHITE OR COL
ored. Quick action. No commission.
Tenants not disturbed E. A. GARVEY.
Dist. 45OS. Eve. and Sun. Geo. $500.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

A MINIATURE FARM FOR A REAL DIRT
farmer. about miles beyond Falls Church.
Va: about 8 acres of rich land, a T-room
house with electricity, stable, chicken
house, other outbuildings: fruit. nut and
nne shade trees. Opposite a Handsomely
developed place: price. $500.
Evening star., 1938-10-23

y q % IV-ItOCM HONE On To ACRES,
mics IRON Washington. Sits well back
from road in grove of trees and has .
baths oil heat, 3 freplaces and qarase
Heavy brick construction Attractive out
look. Price. $4,000; $1,000 cash. balance
nandale. Va, at the eno OF Columbia nix.
Phone Alexandria S69-J-1. Closed Sundays.
100 ACRES. 6 ROOMS. OUTBUuDINGs.
orchard, on hard road; sacrifice, $500.
~ acres: rooms. 2 acres in orchard,
MYERS REALTY CO.. oxford 324O. EYES.
Oxford 2O6O-J
Evening star., 1938-10-23
MUST SELL IMMEDIATET,Y

LOUIS P. SHOEMAKER.
1719 K St. NV Natl 116e
Evening star., 1938-10-23

AUTHENTIC COLONIAL BRICK HOMES,
CALVERT HILLS
COLLEGE PARK BLDG. CORP. CIR 1924
A.: R.. BATH ANIL: ELECTRIC
gas stove. oil burner and hot water heater:
school bus garage poultry house; mi.
- a.. 5-r- bath: State I'd: 5000 cash.
$500. 6 a.. village: $3.50. WEN );
Floral Park Md. Auto Route No
Evening star., 1938-10-23

NEW 3-RM. BATH BUNGALOW. H--WH.
laundry run1s r trays, fun basement. hardwood
LlGHIbOWN. 1910 Eldridge ave, Brent
wood Md Greenwood 1909
Evening star., 1938-10-23

FALLS CHURCH. I'll PARK ST.-TWO-
story asbestos shingle house, rms. 175-
rented cost $4,000: sell or trade, make
oner. OWNER. Box 1867, Star. o4s
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-03-26
CONSERVATION -BRAss KNUCKs IN GLovEs

1t is a peculiar of the concerted conservation
propaganda oil industry nsncere and the work of selfish
the days when attempt
the Independent industry That true when
importers crude tried drown the American Independent
industry time the blow struck with the padded lead
pipe called conservation"
Again have the cry for Conservation This time it
without the industry Coal of the anthracite industry
conducting nationwide propaganda pleading for cOnserva
ton Their purpose is dspace fuel oil for heating and again
Sponsors of the Boand bill boosted that
they represented anhacie labor Employment the Anthracite
industry days 1929 jobs less than
Employment in the petroleum industry gives
million workers Twenty-Five states produce oil and 80
petroleum refneres Two states produce the bulk OF
anthracite of 48 be considered because
they pay proposed of AZ cents barrel OF fuel
every refinery must sell less residue OF
petroleum oil such would cripple the oil industry be-
could afford pay additional AZ cents per barrel
effort hook this the revenue measure
failed in congress but the propaganda is still going
public told that the proposed to pet
which the of the bill contended
exhaustion Thus the beautiful ideal of Conservation was
turned into a cudgel to enrich coal barOns
Another group leading conservatonsts the powerful
industrial alcohol corporations which trying force the oil
industry blend alcohol with gasoneto conserve oil
get crops converting them into indus
trial alcohol than his wheat and will bring foodstu The
that the a blend law adopted the alcohol would be
materials the industry of the
ceapy than from Sc bushe sweet
It would increase the cost of gasoline to
enrich few industrial alcohol ders in the
lush of the south.
softgloved individual who styles himself ICON
servaion" There's likely brass knuck inside the glove
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-03-26

A man is in the most imminent
danger of being wrong when he is
most positive of being right.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-03-26

coach. The father was trying to
read newspaper but much to his
annoyance young Bobby was ex-
claiming quite audibly about every
thing new that he saw. The father
admonished him severely to be
quite and for quite a while Bobby
said nothing until his eyes strayed
across the aisle where he beheld
a sight that filled him with
such astonishment that he could
restrain himself no longer.
Look, Daddy, what is that little
baby doing over there7"
Looking up and seeing a small
baby nursing its mother he replied,
Why son, he is just having his
lunch, now please be quite"
Bobby looked for a long time,
finally shook his head and asked
What? All that meat and no
spinach?"
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-03-26

chases and insisting on products OF
this state, there was a disposition to
question the fairness of the high
prices charged for gasoline in the
territory here adjacent to the oil
fields and the big refineries pro-
cessing the Montana crude oil. The
rate structure, it was pointed out.
is based on wholesale prices in
Tulsa, Oklahoma. plus the freight
rate to this state, and while the
local producers would like to make
adjustments, and believe such an ad-
iustment should be made, any ac-
ton along that line on their part
would probably be followed by a.
rate war that would put the local
manufacturers out of business, and
would bring about only temporary
reduction in the prices charged.
Until an equitable adjustment in the
price structure can be worked out,
the sensible thing for Montanans
to do, it was agreed, is to purchase
the products from the Montana
crude oil, which are just as good
and cost no more than the imported
gasolines, and thus stimulate furth-
er oil production in the state, in
crease the states revenue, spread
and in general build
up Montana business and industrial
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-03-26

tana producers in better shape than they
were during the days when they were
dependent upon the uncertainties of the
Canadian market. We cannot but feel
that the over-production situation in
Montana will be not only ended during
the present year but that additional drill
ling will be required to develop produc-
ton to care for the current needs of
refiners
Accounting this as fact, does it not
seem logical that a little oil in under
ground storage is about the best asset
an investor can obtain at this time?
To purchase oil in underground storage
IS to purchase landowners royalties
AS we see it, oil so purchased is likely
to GROW in value as the years go on
There are few things we can buy that
will grow in value without further in
vestment by the buyer. With royalties,
the initial cost is the only investment
The landowners share OF the oil is de-
livered to him free of cost of produc-
ton at a time when the operator finds it
most profitable to market his own pro-
ducton
We look at the history of Cut Bank
oil field where a few years ago we bought
royalties at prices comparable with those
we have been buying in West Kelvin We
find that a quarter of a million dollars
has gone to the owners of ROYALTY on
inc developed portion or this field. The
Cut Bank field was developed at the
low ebb of the depression when the out
look was not nearly so promising as it
is now. The 'low ebb" gave us the
low prices which were to make the great
est fortunes for investors
From the results OF the past we can
look to the future and guess what is in
store. We who are buying royalties in
West Kelvin today know that we are get
ting properties from which there has
been no drainage If there was EVER
any oil under these lands it is still
present. the probabilities are good that
there is a tremendous amount of oil
under these lands. Certainly the great
est drilling campaign of the year in
Montana is planned for this area Out
of it there should be some big wells and
those who share the good fortune of
these wells will be those who have
bought royalties AHEAD of development.
It is certainly far wiser to buy royal
ties in undrained districts than to go
into older areas where part of the oil
has been withdrawn So to those who
would build up an estate of OIL IN
UNDERGROUND STORAGE we commend
the high gravity pool west of Kelvin
midway between Kelvin and Cut Bank
oil fields
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-03-26

Smith: How do you like this fe-
low Jones?
Brown: Not very well. Every time
you ask him how he is, he always
tell you
Men have made more progress
than monkeys because they have
made better use of experience.
A man is in the most imminent
danger of being wrong when he is
most positive of being right.
Life has many problems and the
wise man does not attempt to solve
them all.
A man should never be ashamed
to admit that he has been in the
wrong; it is saying. in other words,
that he is wiser today than he was
yesterday.
The chemist had had a scene
with his wife, who finally broke
down crying Whereupon he
calculated:
stop crying Your tears have no
effect on me. What are they? A
small percentage of phosphorus salts
a little sodium cloride. All the rest
water. BAH"
All that is needed are a few
drinks and the most amazing things
will result from attempting to mas
ter the following:
"A skunk sat on a stump. The /
skunk thunk the stump stunk and |
the stump thunk the skunk skunk"