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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03

Griffith Stadium.
And that goes for all the other
home-run clouterS of the League.
For the commodious acres at Sew
enth Street and Florida Avenue,
Northwest, was this year, as usual,
the toughest plot in the circuit in
which to gather a home run. Sixty
in all ratified off and over our
fences.
This was low for the league
last season, as has happened be-
fore, because while the Washing
ton ball club was planning years
ago when it occupied its present
site to cut down foreign home
runs, alas, it also cut its own
throat.
MEASLY CROP
Even that bombarding Bananas
Bonura was able to get only IL
over or off the local balustradeS
and al Simmons, who won't be
here next year, got but a meaSly
7-come on, you dominoes.
Buddy Lew, the baby-faced
third baseman, got 4, Myer 8,
Travis as many, Wasdell a pair,
Rick Terrell, Stone and Wright,
one each.
But boy, did those wood wal.
lopers flick that leather around
Yankee Stadium where the real
estate is costl:- and therefore con-
fined. The House that Ruth Built
to order yielded 1856 circuit cloutS
in 1888, thirteen more than Briggs
Stadium, Detroit, which set the
pace in 1887.
BOSTON COMES NEXT
Twenty-one round trips behind
Detroit's field came Boston last
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
First Upset
DGpper Dan IS" Tops
Recall CLOthiers

Dapper Dan Club supplied
the first upset in Heurich Anna
teur Basketball League play last
night when it defeated Regal
ClOthiers in a thrilling game,
SO to 80. Trailing at half, 10 to
16. Dapper Dan rallied in the
stretch to win.
Hot ShOppe, bOlstered by new
corners Tommy Heating and
Maury Nee, surprised Federal
Bureau of Investigation before
losing an Unexpectedly hard
fought game, 43 to 80. Hot
ShOppe was leading at intermis-
sion, 22 to 20.
TranS-Lux won over p. w. A.,
Al to IS,
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Washington Boys
Club Schedule
SOUTHEAST BRANCH
1OO-POUND CLASS FOOTBALL LEAGUE

1OO-POUND CLASS FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Ms satUEd1y' December s 70; NJ II Vast West
.. M, Powell Com. Cen. VS.. George.
town Branch, Western Stadium.
115-POUND CLASS FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Saturday. December TO- 9 p. M
PoweIl G Com: Cen stad,u vs. Georgetown
TOUCH FOOTBALL-INDOOR LEAGUE
Monday, December 5. Sis p. m.-
Northwestern VS.. Redskins.
Wednesday, December 7, tbs p. NJ
Alabama VS.. Notre Dame; Sis p. m,
Harvard vs.. Yale.
SOCCER
Monday, December 5, 7:15 D, NJ
Alabama VS.. Notre Dame; s:15 p. m,
Harvard VS.. Yale.
Wednesday. December Z. S:15 p. H.
Army VS.. Northwestern.
VOLLEY BALL
Friday, December 9. Sis p. m.-Red-
skins VS.. Northwestern.
BASKETBALL PRACTICES
s5-100-Pound Classes-Monday, Wed
nesday and Friday, 3:S0-4-:45 p. m.
Saturday. 2:45-3:45 p. m.
115-Pound Class-Tuesday and Thurs.
day, 7:15-S:15 p. m; Saturday, S:45'
1SO-Pound and Enthusiastically and
Thursday, s15-9:15 p. m; Saturday
3:45-4:45 p. m.
SWIMMING
Monday. December s, 1928 p. NJ
Southeast Br. Juniors VS.. Northeast Br
Juniors.
Thursday, December 8, 7:25 p. NJ
Georgetown Br. Juniors VS.. Central BIZ
Juniors.
WATER POLO
Monday, December 5, p. m.-South
east Br. Seniors VS.. Northeast Br
Seniors
Thursday, December 8, p. NJ
Georgetown Br. Seniors VS.. Central Br
Seniors.
SWIMMING MEET
Friday December 8, 1880 p. M
Southeast Br. VS.. Tall Timbers Camp.
CENTRAL BRANCH
JUNIOR LEAGUE
Football-Monday, December 5, 6:1
p. M: Cards VS.. Giants.
Baseball - Wednesday, December
6:I5 p. M: Yanks VS.. Cubs.
Soccer-Friday, December 9, Sis p. m.
Cubs VS.. Cards
INTERMEDIATE LEAGUE
Football-Monday, December 5, III
p. M: Wildcats VS.. Browns.
Baseball - Wednesday, December
7:15 D. M: Browns VS.. Red Sox.
Soccer-Friday, December 9, 7:1b p. m.
Red Sox VS.. Senators.
INTERMEDIARY SOCCER SCHOOL
Tuesday, December 6, p. m.
Thursday, December 8, 8 p. m.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Thriller
Miami Celebrates Win
OUer Georgia

MIAMI, Dec. 3 (I.N.SJ.-Bed-
lam broke loose in this South
ern city last night and con-
tinued until almost dawn to-
day as University Of Miami
students and supporters cele-
brated the Hurricanes cOnvinc-
ing 1877 victory over the Uni
versity Of Georgia Bulldogs at
Burdine Stadium before q rec
ord crowd Of 23,367.
The victory climaxed Miami's
greatest year Of football and
preserved its record for this fall
Of not losing at Burdine Sta
dunn.
The Hurricanes added excite
ment to the conquest by spot
ting Georgia q first half touch
down and then staging q great
second half rally to halt the
Georgia attack cold and punch
over two tOuchdOwns.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
CHARITY BOWL
u.s. AT PEAK;
TO VIE FOR CUP
BY PAUL BEACH

Patrons of the Community
Chest benefit football game, to-
morrow at Griffith Stadium be-
tween the Northwest All Stars and
the Police Boys Club No. 4 elevens
will see two teams fighting not
only for victory but for a hand.
some silver trophy put up by the
Rotary Club of Washington.
President A. F. E. Horn, of the
local Rotary Club, announced the
trophy yesterday. The trophy
does not necessarily go to the
winner, but to the team which
reveals the best craftsmanship
and the finest all-around foot
ball.
The committee to judge is made
up of the four officials, Tom Whe-
Ian, referee; John Jankowski, Bus
Hallett and Artie Boyd, and three
others to be named today by
Harry O'Mara, D. c. commissioner
of football officials.
ANNUAL AWARD
The trophy is to be an annual
award in a "bowl" game to de-
termine the 100-pound champions
of Washington. The team to win
it three times, not necessarily
consecutively, becomes permanent
posseSSor.
Word drifts out OF both practice
fields indicating each team is on
top of its game. The ace tackle of
the All,Stars, Buster Mrstik, has
been blocking so well that there
is a possibility of his being shifted
to the backfield.
Stars were making their ap-
pearance in the No. 4 Club prac-
tice sessions, meanwhile. Quarter
back McDermott, the smallest
man on the squad, is one of the
mightiest.
DRILLS PLEASE COACHES
Halfback Simpson and Fullback
Laycock have sparkled in practice,
giving high hopes to Coaches
Hart and Hall, who are just as
pleased with the progress of the
No. 4 boys as is Coach Larry Con-
ant, of the Northwest eleven.
First and second string All4Star
squads, with their originating
schools or club, weights and ages
follows:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
District Shoot Uses
Grab Bag System

Trophy allotment will see a
change of program in the first
December shoot Of the Washing.
ton Gun Club today.
The popular "Grab Bag" system
will be instituted in the 16-yard
event at SO targets and the dis
lance handicap at IS targets. All
shooters, whether members or
visitors. will be eligible for both
prizes. No shooter may win more
than one award, however.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
TeWksbuy's Son
Follows Footsteps

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Dec. 3.
It must Fun in the family-at
least in the Tewksbury clan!
Walter B. TewkSbury, double
Olympic champion in 1900, has a
son who is following his footsteps
as a track athlete and four lovely
daughters who pursue his present
love, yachting.
Walter. when training for the
1900 hurdles event, practiced by
skipping over gravestones in the
town cemetery. Since he trained
at dusk, after finishing work, he
soon had the reputation among
the superstitiouS for being ghost.
That's one custom the family
apparently hasn't followed!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
TEMPLE CHOICE
OVER FLORIDA

GAINESVILLE, Fla, Dec 3
G.N.SO.-"Pop" Warmers Temple
Owls were ruled slight favorites
in their intersectional gridiron
battle with the University Of Flor
ida in Florida Field Stadium this
afternoon.
The Gators, however, may turn
in an upset If they show the form
they demonstrated in their last
three games, which saw them up.
set Auburn, hold Georgia Tech
to a scoreless tie and down Mary
land.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Tennessee Favored
To Beat Mississippi

MEMPHIS, Tenn, Dec. 8
Q.N.S). - Unbeaten Tennessee,
Southeastern Conference football
champion and nominee for the
Orange Bowl classic at Miami on
January 2, was a 3-to-1 favorite
to down Mississippi in their
tussle in Crump Stadium this
afternoon before an expected
crowd of 10000.
Neither Coach Bob Neyland of
Tennessee nor Harry Mehre, of
Ole Miss, would predict the out
come of the final scheduled game
for both aggregations. Both, how
ever, reported their squads "all
ready" for the battle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Christmas
Presents

Miss RhOda Christmas Sc.
lectiOns For Today At
Charles Town
FIRST RACE-BOnd entry,
Engle's Lad, Lady TimarOle.
SECOND RACE-Pr0teus,
'Pegadette, PhiligaI.
THIRD RACE - Cautious
BO, JuSta Jimmie, Lapis.
FOURTH RACE - Little
Wackie, Call Me Anne,
Stepee.
FIFTH RACE-The Run.
ner, Ocean Roll, Royal Bust
ness.
SIXTH RACE - Tempting
Witch, MOrlute, WaShOe Val
ley.
SEVENTH RACE-Braving
Danger, Ell BailarinO, Sum.
tOSun StrOphe.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03

BagIey and ScOtty MOnteith,
Dundee's manager, kidded
about it before the fight.
What would you do,
ScOtty," inquired the wildly
specializing Bagley, eff Jack
son should happen to stiffen
JOhn?"
"MOnteith laughed.
II think" he said, I'D
faint"
Well, Jackson caught Dun
de coming off the ropes
bOOm!-and flattened him
with a punch.
A manager tainted.
But it wasn't Monteith-it
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Griffith Foregoes Minor Meeting 49, Thanks
Leaves Sdzaracs and Black Coffee to Three Scouts

get the best board and flop in
the world for So per diem cash,
including warm waffleS and
genuine honey for breakfast.
BY Griff's boy scouts is meant
ScOutmaSter Joe Cambria, Tren-
ton and Salisbury president, the
only baseball man in or out of
captivity ever to put anything
over on Judge Lands.
Carrying Cambria'S briefcaSe
will be Calvin Griffith, heir to
the Griffith fortunes and mana
ger of the Charlotte IN. c.
farm. Joe CrOnin, the Red SOx
manager and Griffith's sOn-in-
law, win also attend the meet
ing.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Roanoke s" Downs.
La Sale in Close Tilt.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 3.-Capi-
TALKING on a La Sale foul, Gene
Studebaker registered the winning
point in the last 20 seconds of
play to send Roanoke Colleges
veteran five off to a flying start
on their Northern invasion, nos
ing out the Explorers. 1870. here
last night.
The MaroonS went out front
by the same foul route a. the start
OF the fray and weren't headed
until the closing moments.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Jefferson High Five
TrOunCes HerndOn

Jefferson High School, of Falls
Church, defeated the basketball
team of Herndon High, 46-14,
last night in their first league tilt
at Herndon.
70 Forwards Edward Dixon and
Rubin McNah paced the scorers
for Falls Church. jefferson High
girls won from Herndon girls,
a0--17, in a preliminary.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Drake u. HumbIed
By New Mexico State

LAS CRUCES, N. Mex, Dec. 8
Q.N.SO An humbled Drake Uni
versity football team packed up
today preparing to return to
Iowa after they suffered defeat at
the hands of a scrappy grid crew
from New Mexico State College,
20 to 16, at Las Cruces last night.
Drake was a heavy favorite be-
fore the game but two short
passes in the closing minutes,
from Miller to Smith, Aggie stars,
placed the ball on the 1-yard line
and Miller plunged over for the
winning score.
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b, C and d that one knows of,
and if there are any behind
them they'll bring up the rear
guard in the Crescent City next
week, where the Sazarac cock
tail and thick. black coffee
grow.
No, Griff won't be a'goin'
this year, cause it won't be over
in time for him and his right
bower. Stanley Raymond Harris,
to be getting a head start for
the major meetings in New
York the following week.
And besides, Griff'S been 60
ing to these minor meetings for
q long. long time now. nigh on
to 4O-Odd years, and they some
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03

time since ceased to be a nov
city.
Sixty years, man, boy and
grandpappy, GrIff's lived In
carpet bags, alligator bags, Glad"
stone bags and golf bags, and he
isn't hunting for excuses to cut
his throat with . straight-edge
razor on a train clipping off 60
miles an hour.
But Griffith be there In effigy
If not actually by proxy.
His troop of boy scouts depart
tomorrow night for New AW-
leens. They'll haunt the corridors
of the Roosevelt Hotel which,
when Griff was . pitcher, was
the st. Charles and you could
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03

So far as your Uncle Clark
Griffith is concerned, he will
fOregO. thank you kindly, the
winter meeting of the National
Association of Professional Base
ball Leagues beginning in New
Orleans next Wednesday.
New don't be awestruck at
that high-sOunding name. for
the N. A. p. B. L. is nothing
IN this world but the association
under which fIOurishes the
myriad minor leagues of the
land, and when the word flour
fish is used it is meant literally,
for there's @ whole passed. of 'em
indeed.
There's the classes AL, IA, A,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
AII-Stars ToppIe Post
From Softban Lead

Play in the Community Center
Softball League was knocked
sadly askew last night at Tech
High when the All-Stars blasted
Victory Post, 81, to send them
toppling from first place.
Greenland batted in the final
tally, while a double by killer"
Diller was responsible for the In
itial All.Star run.
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Gals Valet s PAGES
Community League

Calls Valet is leading the Com
.munity Center Basketball League
today by virtue Of last nights vic
tory over O'Donnell's, 1856. It
was the third straight league vic
tory for Wallets. Treasury dropped
a SIZE decision to United Clay.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Hockey Vet Signs

CLEVELAND, Dec. s. Harry
Currie, veteran right wing of the
Pittsburgh Hornets, has been
signed by the Cleveland BaronS of
the Intern tional American
Hockey League.
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FREEZES, THAWS
TRACK HAZARDS
BY RatIO

Continued from list Sports Page)
longs. the filly met with her acct
dent and had to be destroyed
Bred by Mrs. Marion DUPONT
Scott, she had only faced the
starter five times and, though a
maiden, she had shown two en-
couraging races at Narragansett.
The elements Of weather condi-
tons are just too much for track
superintendents to combat. The
responsibility and task Of these
men of the track is very difficult
in such weather as the East is now
having, with freezing and thaw-
ing after ice and snow.
GOOD CHARLES TOWN JOB
H. R. Thorpe, superintendent
of Charles Town, did good job
during the blizzard that struck
this section on Thanksgiving Day.
He kept the ice and snow from
completely covering the track by
constant use of floats, followed
along by the harrows, but it is i'm
possible to overcome muddy track
conditions where there is definite
freezing and thawing.
Holes in the track are caused
from horses Eunning over it in the
afternoon when the mud has
thawed out and before the floats
and harrows have a chance to fill
in and pack with a smooth sur
face.
The ground commences to
freeze in the late afternoons, so
no mechanical devices can put a
racing strip in safe and good
condition.
These track superintendent
have lots of trouble to overcome
and it is not an easy matter to
get race courses in shape to COM
ply with every request. OF course,
the popular requirement both to
the horSeman and fan is a fast
track. Naturally the minds of
these men, caring for the track,
dwell upon all methods and means
to accomplish the objective.
AN ALL-NIGHT JOB
One unusual method Of making
muddy track fast was used a
couple Of years ago in California
for the running Of the 100000
Santa Anita Handicap. The day
before the race it rained hard,
bringing the track into heavy
mud. Doc Strub, boss of that
strip, devised some sort of stove
that blew out a strong heat.
With this device the workmen
toiled all night and, with the har-
rows in constant pursuit, did
manage to get the track in some
sort Of fast condition. But the
stove was not thorough, for the
surface was spotty. Some por-
tions would be thoroughly dried
out and lightly cast, while there
would be spots that were more or
less DOGGY. The results under
such circumstances usually are
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Withstand that hard-and-soft go
ing, and the horse pulls up sore
or lame.
Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt pur-
chased Chanceview for $25, 1000 to
run in that renewal of the Santa
Anita Handicap. and a muddy
track was to that horses liking.
Mr.. Vanderbilt objected to the
stove method used in drying out
the track and was justly within
reason.
After all, there are races run
on rainy and bad days and the
public still goes to do their wager
ing. So why is it not fair to give
these undermining horses a
chance under natural weather
conditions, so long as it is not too
dangerous for the horses and
jockeys?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03

NEW YORK. Dee 3.-In my little piece celebrating
Johnny Dundees birthday told of his being knocked out
but in his long and honorable career But didn't tell
of the comedy and heartbreak of that incident
occurred in PhiIy IN II and the winner was
Willie Nobody dreamed Willie would tatten Johnny
JacksOnS Doc Bagley. In tac
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03
Least Number of
Home Runs Hit In
Grin Park in '38

While Jimmy Fox, durable allaround handy of the
Boston Red Sox snachng the home honors Of the
American League from such embryo hands Hank Green
berg and DMaggo he didn't do at the expense of
either Washington pitchers the widefung reaches of
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1938-12-03

BEST BET-ocEAN ROLL
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Paddock Picks EN-
AT CHARLES TOWN
Weather, Cloudy; Track, Heavy
FIRST RACE
EovrH and . noVe ES,~-Io,~.

Bond entry Cb>MF C. and Mrs l. entry
The Washington times., 1938-09-24
In the Offing?

Back in the early days Of the
World War we had a Secretary
of War, Lindlay M. Garrison I
believe his name was, who lost
his job because he thought that
the United States, which was
not yet in the war, should pre-
pare for the possible war he felt
was in the offing. He, as I re-
member it, called for universal
service, in order that the young
men of the United States would
be prepared to hold their own
should they be called to arms.
On the other side of the ques-
ton was our silver-tongued Sec
retary of State, William Jen-
nings Bryan, of grape juice fame,
who scofted at Garison's pleas
and said that in case this coun-
try went to war "a million men
will spring to arms"
In 1917 we were at war and
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have arisen if the human mother
had commonly been good.
No social state in the past
has been perfect on their strife
torn planet; but Malthus told
Of some communities of untu-
tored peasants in the interior
of Norway and in the Swiss
Alps, who anyhow knew more
than the absurdity of eulogized
Pasteur about the laws of health
and social welfare. Without
knowledge of modern birth-con-
troll methods, which are degrad-
ing, through voluntary restraint
on marriage, they let no un-
sheltered, homeless children be
born. The resulting health and
longevity were better than in
any modern community with
their evil health" centers.
MARIE GUNDERSEN.
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ever" will never go into even
temporary decline while boys
and girls graduate from the pub
lie schools and pianos are
whanged in living rooms and
tiny clasSrooms.
There are no blue notes in
SouSa's marcheS-praises be-
nor even the drawn-out diddy-
diddies of the Viennese waltzes.
There is a punch and a wallop
right down the line in every
thing he ever wrote. AS the
editor of the New York Times
sets down: His tunes were
brisk, clean and sure Of them.
selves and they came from a
time when America also was sure
of herself and never doubted her
destiny"
X
7 HAVE tramped many miles
l. in heavy boots with pack
on my back and a rifle on my
shoulder-and I was able to
carry on, time and again, only
because of John Philip SouSa.
When I was a young soldier his
music frightened the morale and
helped the endurance Of the
armies of more than a dozen ma
tions. Build a home to his
memory for old military bands
men, drummers and buglers, If
you will, but spare him, in his
last long rest, the boots, toots
and means of the servants Of
the jitterbug.
There were "Semper FideliS."
Battle of Manassas" "El Ca
pitan," King Cotton" Liberty
Bell" Bride Elect" Mobile
Bay" "The Washington Post"
and scores of others. I loved the
The Washington times., 1938-09-24

Secretary Bryan was proved
half-right. which is not, after
all, q bad average for a states
man. "A million men sprung!"
But there were no arms so the
million men had to spring to
broomsticks and other wooden
gadgets with which our early
volunteers were furnished.
AS a result of our lack. of
preparedness in 1917 thousands
of boys lost their lives who
would otherwise be enjoying our
depression today. These boys
lost their lives because they had,
when they reached France, not
as much training as our high
school cadets have today; did
not know a bayonet from Q
patented potato peeler and
knew less about taking care Of
themselves in the open. They
died, Mr.. Editor, because the
he-other-cheek pacifistS had
their way and the boys (the
pacifists stayed home as al
ways) had neither training nor
the best equipment.
Now the world is on the verge
of another world war. Like all
Americans, I hope that this
country will remain out Of 1t.
But I have question to ask:
Now, with 100000 men out
of work, what reason can we
possibly have for not enlisting
all young men between 81 and
Is in the army, and thus giving
them training Of value to them
either in war or peace; and, also,
why should we not hire the
balance Of the unemployed,
whom we have to support any.
way, to work in factories and
build us the greatest Navy and
the greatest reserve supply Of
war munitions that any country
has ever had during time Of
either war or peace?
ADAM VETERAN.
The Washington times., 1938-09-24
Likes U. S. Way

I still think the U. S. A. is a
grand old country to live in.
We have no dictator to tell us
what to do or not to do. We
have freedom to choose our
religion and to go to what
schools we please. We have un-
limited privileges to travel any
where we want without being
spied on by some secret agent.
We can speak our minds free
ly, without being stood up be-
fore a firing squad. We have
no spy system to ferret out
whether we are for the PreSl'
dent or against him. I say
three cheers for the U. 8. A.!
F. H. l.
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question. A man must remem-
ber birthdays and anniver-
saries, but I usually forget.
She reminds me, and that fixes
things up. The focal point of
our happy home is our mutual
interest in our 6-year-old boy,
known as Smoky"
X X
C. s. Cotton, 4416 Conduit
Rd. N. w., District highway in
Spector:
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his wife was completely happy
and contented, because he
would not have sufficient incen-
tive and he would soon lose in.
terest in his efforts. The usual
wife wants so many things that
her husband is constantly kept
on the Jump to get them for
her. A wife is never conscious
Of the business difficulties that
a man has to contend with. But
she is a great asset to him. In
other words, to be happy, a wife
must be provided with the
things that she wants."
Raymond Stricklin, 1103 D
st. S. W., deliveryman: