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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1938-05-21
Policemen Aid etork.
By WILLARD
Trademark . plied
For q. 8. Patent once
S. L. HUNTLEY

COLUMBUS. Ohio @.-A woman
ran from Q sidewalk and hailed On
GERS Robert Bradnsld and Al Cooper
- they cruised suburban Bsxlsy IN .
patrol car.
"Quick, get that woman 10 . hos
pital," she gasped. pointing to . wom-
an who stood on the walk.
The officers did their best, but that
wasn't enough. A baby boy was born
In tho speeding car.
The mother. Bradheld said, was
Mrs. Cleo Miller, 10. Of Portland,
Greg.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1938-05-21
Bedtime Stories
By THORNTON w. BURGESS.
NEW GLOVE

sT DON'T have any luck 1T all"
grumbled Reddy Fox Is he trotted
back home for the nap he should have
been taking instead Of trying to find
out II Mr.. and Mrs. Quack were still
IA the Smiling Pool. IT don't have
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1938-05-21
Twizzler Answer.

The smarter one Of the youngsters
covered the mile In minutes, the other
p 10. A
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Hostesses Arrange
Dance for Visitors.

The members Of the Women's Aux
iliary Of Columbia Typographical
Union, No. 101. will act as hostesses
ut . dance to be given in the Hall Of
Nations Saturday night in the WASH
ington Hotel in honor Of the visitors
to the midwinter session Of the Vir-
ginia-Carolinas typographical Con-
ference.
A feature of the program will be q
series OF dances by the Marion Chace
Dance Group. to be given at the inter-
mission. Miss Thelma Stein will play
the accompaniment for the dancers.
Present officers Of the Womens Aux
iliary and past presidents OF Columbia
No. 10l will be in the receiving line, as
follows: Mrs. John Ball, president;
Mrs. F. o. Barrett and Mrs. Clyde M.
Mills, vice presidents; Mrs. E. w. Nor
cock, color bearer; Mrs. Ira B. Priddy,
secretary; Mrs E. M. Miller, guide, and
Mrs. Charles M. Flanagan, chaplain.
Past presidents in the receiving line
will include John B. Dickman, Dale
G. Sheriff, M. A. Bodenhamer, T. C.
Parsons. Joseph P. OLone. Howard
Harrison and Clyde M. Mills. Others
Evening star., 1938-01-21
By the Way
CONTINUED From Page B-3.)

course simple
that would hll another column!
Among the guests last night the Counselor Of the Nor
rgens place First Secretary and his wife, Dr. and Mrs
Numer Of the Finnish Miss Jenssen Miss Adele mhe
FTER interesting sojourn in China and uis in Manila
route home to America Anna Meade is Washington
for week, stopping th Susanne Williams at her house
1874 street. Anna lued here for several years. holding
Then suddenly she and left for tarot lands oith China
her objectiue We hope and hear all about
trip 'h'ch must haze been eed ,oh thrilling experiences
PRESENT writing it looks though Sunday afternoon will
be OF those when spends his time tearing mady
around from one house another between the hours
The Misses Patten will be at home With two English visitors
Audrey Pauncefote daughter Of the late Sir Julian Paunceoe
British Ambassador here 1889 1893 At British
nasy SIR Ronald and Lady Lindsay will give cocktail party for
such Evelyn Laye Adele
Dixon Everything to be happening Massachusetts
nue. Mr. and Mrs Mathews Dick will be at home at their house
Sheridan Circle.
PARTIES to Saturday uncheons being given by the
Clifford Pinchos and the Naval Attache of the
bay the Marquis Ooa the latter party for the
selor of the italian Embassy Sgnora Cose
Sunday
Thursday night Admiral and Mrs.
tain at dinner honor OF Mr.. Mrs. Julian Aen
M be their house guests the cocktail party planned by the
Harold HinonS also for the Aliens Friday afternoon
headed for Hopkins Baltimore ohere she ,uH un
dergo appendix operation.
Monday night, January Dick have
grand party planned 1t is to be midnight supper with
for the Gilbert Mlers after the opening Of Onc Enough
which Mr. Miller is producing Ina Claire who starring
any gathering certain something which makes the
party success
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Admiral Land
Theater Host,

Rear Admiral Emory Scott Land,
acting chairman of the Maritime
Commission, will entertain eight
guests in his box at the Rialto Theater
tonight when Martha Graham and
her group of dancers appear. Pro-
ceeds from the performance will be
used to send a Washington girl to
Smith College. of which Mrs. Land is
graduate. The fact that she has
been Ill Of late will prevent her at
tending tonight.
Mrs. Rudolph Max Kaufman, an
other member Of the Washington
Smith Club, will entertain a party at
dinner this evening. later taking her
guests to the Rialto. They will in-
clude Mrs. Mary Grant Rafter, Mrs.
Barry Mohun, Miss Alys Downing,
Mrs. Henry Rowland. Mrs. Levi Cooke
and Miss Gertrude Sawyer.
Mrs. Fred Libby, president Of the
Washington Smith Club, has invited
a group Of friends to stop by her
apartment after the performance,
which they will attend together. Her
guests will include Mrs Slocum Kings
bury, Mrs. Grace Lowry, Mrs, Samuel
Ieverine, Mrs. Edward T. Cook, Mrs.
Vincent Nicholson, Miss Margaret
Jones, Mrs. Paul Hatch and Mrs.
Ruby Smith Stahl.
MIR. and Mrs. Harold Vermilyea,
who are entertaining at q dinner be.
fore the performance. will have with
them MIR. and Mrs. John Collier, Mr..
and Mrs. Richard Quay, Mr.. and Mrs.
Guy Greer and Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Collier. Col. and Mrs. Thomas Camp,
who are also giving~a dinner. will
have a. their guests Mr.. and Mrs
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Sorority Council
Meeting Here.

The National Council Of Chi Sigma
Sorority, Inc, will meet In Washing
ton today, tomorrow and Sunday In
the sorority rooms Of Alpha Province.
located 1T 726 Eleventh street NV.
Mrs. Lille Marie Jones of Baltimore,
Nd. national president, will preside.
Mrs. Jones and Miss Irene Stubble-
field Of Harrison, Ark, national vice
president, will be the house guests Of
Miss Josephine Sullivan, national
treasurer, during their stay in the
Capital. Miss Loretta Cunningham,
q past national president Of the sorori-
ty, will entertain Mrs. Charlotte Per-
rim Of indianapolis, Ind, editor in
chief Of the Chi Scribbler, the ofiicial
publication Of the sorority.
Saturday Mrs. Mary Lou Grimes,
national secretary, will be hostess at
luncheon in honor Of the members
Of the council at the Army and Navy
Country Club. The 10 local chapters
Of the sorority comprising Alpha
Province will entertain at q cocktail
party on Sunday afternoon. Mrs.
Dorothy Casey. Alpha Province presi-
dent, will receive, assisted by Miss
Connie Field, vice president; Miss
Marjorie Mertz, secretary, and Mrs.
Mary Vass, treasurer.
Evening star., 1938-01-21

Wheatley. brothers Of the bridegroom,
of Hyattsville; Mr.. Benjamin Pollard
of Washington and Mr.. Carl Lee of
Hyattsville
The church was effectively deco
rated in palms and white snapdrag-
ons. Mrs. Edith Wheatley of Hy-
attsville. sister-in-law of the BRIDE
groom, sang three selections and the
wedding marches were played by Miss
Margaret Gauges.
Upon their return from a trip to
Florida, Mr.. and Mrs. Wheatley will
reside at 224 r street NE, Washing
ton.
The bride attended Mckinley Tech
nical High School in Washington and
George Washington University. Her
father. prior to retirement, was for
II years an interpreter in the Library
OF Congress in Washington.
The bridegroom attended st. Johns
Preparatory School in Washington
and the Catholic University and now
Is connected with the Liberty Ma
tional Bank in Washington. His
father is a former president of the
District of Columbia Bar Association.
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Ambassador.
Continued From Page B-3.l

ter Of the tea table were flanked by
tall lighted red candles. Alternating
at the tea urns during the afternoon
were Mrs. Maxwell Hamilton, wife Of
the chief Of the Far Eastern Division
Of the State Department, and Mrs.
Stuart Fuller, wife of the assistant
chief; Mrs. M. s. Meyers, Mrs. Ray
mond Mckay, Mrs. Mason Gulick
and from the Embassy circle Mrs. Ing
wife of the Counselor: Mrs. Ho, wife
OF the First Secretary, and Nine.
Kung-kwai, wife Of the honorary
Counselor, who served his country as
Counselor Of the Legation and later
the Embassy for many years. serv-
ing punch were Mrs. Shieh, wife of
the Attache Of the Embassy, and Mrs.
Hsiao, Mrs. Leong and Mrs. Yee.
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Charity Bridge Tea
Takes Place Here.

The Rector's Aid Society Of st.
Thomas Church is holding charity
bridge and tea today In the parish
hall, 1772 Church street NV A
committee headed by Mrs. c. F. NJ
MCGUIRE the newly elected president
OF the society, is in charge of the
affair. The proceeds are to go toward
defraying the cost of extensive mod
ernization Of the kitchen facilities in
the parish hall undertaken by the
Rector's Aid Society and recently
completed.
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Marylanders to Hold
Dance Next Week.

The Maryland Society of Washing
ton will have its next reception, en-
tertainment and dance Thursday eve
ming at the Kennedy Warren. Prof.
Leland g. Worthington will deliver
m address on the University Of
Maryland" and this will be followed
by q musical program. The reception
will be held from 9 to $50 o'clock, the
entertainment from $50 to 10 and the
dancing from 10 to ! O'Clock.
Col. George H. Calvert, jr., an
Alumnus Of the University Of Mary
land, Is president Of the society.
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Miss ,Cahill to Wed
Mr.. A. J. RYAN.

Announcement has been made OF
the engagement of Miss Mary Cahill
of 1924 Massachusetts avenue NV,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. William j.
Cahill of HaverstraW, N. Y, to Mr..
Adrian j. Ryan, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas F. Ryan Of Montclair, N. ].
No date has been announced.
Evening star., 1938-01-21

Mr.. Sutton Is chairman of the Com.
mittee on Arrangements, assisted By
Mr.. Harrison, James / Crockett, Oil.
bert H. Grim, Lester L. Loiselle. Guy
Caponnetto, William c. Austin, Charles
O. Warren. H. Stuart Potter, Maurice
Magnus, walter J. Griggs, A. A. Fix
and James A. Leek,
Evening star., 1938-01-21

In the receiving line will be Mr.. and
Mrs. George Lee Rooney, Mr. ana Mrs.
Granger @. Sutton, Mr.. and Mrs. JOS
eph c. Harvey, Mr.. and Mrs. John r.
Evans, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred 8. Walker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Shomette, Mr.. and
Mrs. Herbert James and Guy M. Bill
Kingsley.
Evening star., 1938-01-21

George Williams, Mrs. Clinton Rus
sell, Col. and Mrs. Lawson Atkins and
Maj. Harry Vaughan.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Metcalfe Walling.
Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Hiss and Mrs.
Bancroft Davis are others who plan
to attend Martha 0raham's per-
Torrance. a
Evening star., 1938-01-21
Weddings
(Continued From Page B-3.)

were In aquamarine gowns, and the
gowns Of Miss Rosemary Wheatley
and Miss Foster were Of ashes Of
roses. They carried Colonial bou-
quets.
MIR. Matthew Wheatley of Hyatts-
vile was best man for his brother.
The ushers were Mr. H. Winship
Wheatley. jr.. and Mr.. Albert Paul
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04

door behind them. ''I'm pretty wor-
ried about Barbara" he confessed.
''There doesn't seem to be any
thing the matter with her, and yet
she doesn't get any better"
Dan said sympathetically: "She's
punch-drunk; just as though she'd
taken right hook to the jaw. It's
been tough on your mother and you,
but it's lot worse on her. She'll
pull out of it, thought"
81 suppose So"
where's your mother?"
Downstairs. She's expecting Mr..
Falkran."
''Is she going to let him put her
on the stand?"
eyes,"
Dan spoke in scornful anger.
"Blast himI" He turned sharply on
Phil. you've got to put stop to
that, Phil" he said earnestly. "You
mustn't let her do it." .@
"He's told her she can-help IA
Their" And he said suddenly: "Dan,
I believe my father. I think it was
an accident"
Dan lighted a cigarette, strobe
across the room and back again.
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Bv Ben RmEs wILLIRms

Not looking at Phil, he asked, "See
tonight's paper?"
"Only the headlines"
swell the less you read the pa
pers from now on, the better" He
came close to Phil, touched the 9TH
er's arm. "Get your chin up, Phil, I"
he said gently.
Pills lips were dry. He wet them
painfully, and tried to speak, and
could not, and Dan said: 81 don't
blame you for believing him. But
the jury won't. He's DONE"
Phil tried to shake his head, to
deny. "Of course anyone looks bad
under a tough cross-examination,
Dan admitted. "And Weldon was
plenty tough. He poured it on; and
your father couldn't take it, Phil.
Weldon snar1ed him all up" He
gripped Phils arm hard. "The only
chance is that Weldon overdid it.,
made the jury sorry for him." And
he said, "But-even if he gets a
break-you've all got to get ready
to go on living, black this all out,
forget it."
"What did he say?" Phil asked
huskily.
"It was more the way he looked,
and acted" Dan explained. He
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04

heard car stop in front of the
house, crossed quickly to the win
dow to look out. "It's Falkran," he
said. Lets go down. Come on"
And without waiting for an as
sent, he opened the door. They de-
scended together as Nellie admit
ted Falkran. The lawyer saw the
reporter and said guardedly, "Oh,
hullo, DAM
Dan nodded. "Did Mr.. BEETLE see
your" he asked crisply. "About put
ting Mrs. Sentry on the stand?"
"Yes." Falkran spoke pompous-
ly. "But of course I cannot allow
the newspapers to tell me how to
conduct a case"
"Oh, don't make speeches to me.
I'm not the jury"
Mrs. Sentry said. from the living
room door: "Good evening, Mr..
Falkran." He turned toward her,
with that smile so confident and re-
assuring, and took her hand. "Ah,
Mrs. Sentry"
Phil and Dan followed him. Dan
remained standing by the hearth;
the others sat down. And Mrs. Sem
try asked, "Well?"
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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yourself, you know, Lin. Grand to
me. don't see why"
She looked up at him serenely.
Because I love you, Phil"
He walked for minutes without
speaking, nor did she speak beside
him. But he said at last: 81 know
it, Lin. I've tried to pretend didn't,
but I do.''
81 don't mean to-bother you
about it, Phil" she said, and
laughed a little. 81 know you've too
much else to do to love me very
much just now. But that's why I'm
sticking around so much. So that
when you do find time"
81 never can, Lin," he said in a
low tone. 'Never will. I'll never
marry anyone, now"
Viewers long time!"
81 know it."
Lets wait and see."
'No, honestly" he urged.
'sPlease, Lin, you've got to get the
idea out Of your head. Probably
you ought to stay away from u.s."
"Can't," she said lightly. "Bar-
bara needs me-" And she said: "Be-
sides, it's none of your business how
much I love you-yet. I'm not
asking for anything. I haven't even
asked you to kiss me. Come on,
it's almost dark. Time to be head
ing for home"
By a corner where they turned to-
ward the house, newsboy shout
ed: Sentry Tells Love Life! Read
all about It'll" He waved a paper,
headlines screaming.
Phil stopped uncertainty; but Lin
drew him past and on, and she saw
his eyes dulled as though with
sudden thought; and she asked,
''What is it, Phil?"
He looked at her in a dazed way.
''Why = Lin" he said, slowly, al
most incredulously, 81 just realized
something"
what, Phil?"
81 just realized that believe him.
/ mean-about its being an accident.
I don't believe he meant to kill Miss
Wines at ALL"
''Bless you, dear" she murmured.
They were at the entrance to the
drive. She stopped him. I'm not
coming in, Phil" she said. "I'll be
over in the morning to stay with
Barbara while you and your mother
are gone. But here, my dear. wheth-
er you want it or not. You need
thisl"
She tugged his head down, kissed
him.
with all my love for always,
Phil" she whispered, her eyes shin
ing. He stood still. watched her
walk away.
During dinner, Dan Fisher tele-
phoned to speak to Phil. ''Going to
+
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04

be at home this EVENING"" he asked.
"Sure."
81 want to talk to you. In about
an hour?"
eyes"
Fright" said Dan. Back at ia
BILE, Phil told his mother Dan was
coming.
$50 is Mr.. Falkran," she said.
''He telephoned before you came
home" She added steadily, II am to
60 on the stand in the morning"
After dinner Phil went up to speak
to Barbara, to tell her Dan was COM
ing, to see her eyes brighten at that
news. Yet he thought with cold
terror how weak and i'll she
seemed.
When Dan arrived he came up to
join them, and touched Barbara's
hand, smiling, his manner greatly
reassuring; and he spoke in calm,
undisturbed tones. She watched him
hungrily, seemed stronger for his
presence. But presently Dan said,
too casually:
"Phil, I've never seen your room.
What sort of quarters have you
got?"
Phil, understanding, led the way
into his own room, and closed the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04

he cried, "Why, I'd rather think he
did it than believe the things he's
saying about HIMSELF" He was
choking. "Lin, he's my fatherl Half
of me is himl"
''No, Phil! No! You are all your
SELF" And she challenged, "If you
did rotten, mean thing, would you
try to get out of it by blaming it
on him?"
"Well, no, / guess not. I'd have to
stand it myself"
"Then don't talk sol"
"But it makes me feel-rotten, to
think that he has anything to do
with me-"
"Phil," she urged, children are
born because two people love each
other. You were born because your
father loved your mother and she
loved him; and love is clean and
fine and beautiful. Just remember
that" And she said: Besides, boys
are always more like their moth
er, anyway, and your mother is
grand! You ought to be so proud of
her."
"She sure isl"
"Well, them" she cried, ''you
seer"
He grinned little. "You're grand
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04

A plea for Constructive worry
ing" was voiced recently by DR..
David Seabury, of New York, in a
lecture at Union college, writes a
Schenectady IN. W United Press
correspondent.
Ordinary worry, Doctor Seabury
said, is caused by fear in control
of the imagination. The way to
avoid this habit, he advised, sis to
seek the center of the problem, let
the person control the thinking proc
esses, and think straight"
Warning against resisting or re-
senting difficulties, Doctor Seabury
advocated forcing the mind to digest
ones problems, thereby starting
constructive action to correct or
accept the situation.
He maintained that negative at
titude allows fear to enter the mind
with the subsequent result that the
mind becomes unable to cope with
the problem.
with fear intoxication," he ex-
planned, "the brain is partly coag-
ulated or unfit for thinking"
Also, he added, problems should
be correctly judged and handled &C
cording to their Importance.
To solve worrisome problems,
Doctor Seabury urged "deliberation,
discrimination, decision and deter
mination" in coping with the difficult
ties.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
Familiar Misnoners

The cameps hair brushes used for
fine art work are not made of cam
els hair, but of the fur of Russian
and Siberian squirrels, says a writ
er in the Commentator. The lead
in lead pencils is graphite, form
Of carbon, and has no relation to
the metallic element. Catgut, used
for stringed instruments, is the in
testines of sheep and occasionally
horses, but never of cats. Tortoise
shell comes from the Caretta imbri-
cata which, properly, is turtle.
Cuttlefish isn't a fish, it's kind of
octopus, which is a mollusk. The
famous rice paper used by the Jap
anese and Chinese for their paint
ings is manufactured from the pith
of a small tree. Whalebone is not
bone at all, but baleen, horny SUBJ
stance growing in the mouths of
some species Of whales.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
REMEMBERED INSTRUCTIONS

Little Johnny, aged four, had been
receiving a lesson in politeness. His
father told him: "And remember
when you are in a bus and lady
comes in and cannot get seat you
must jump up and offer her your
seat"
A few days later they were in a
bus. It was very crowded. Johnny
sat on his fathers knee. People
were filing in, and as pretty young
lady was standing, Johnny jumped
up. "Take my seat, miss" he said.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
Beware Coughs
from common colds
That Hang On

No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your common
cough, chest cold, or bronchial irri-
tation, you may get relief now with
CreomulSion. Serious trouble may
be brewing and you cannot afford
to take a chance with any remedy
less potent than Circumcision, which
goes right to the seat of the trouble
and aids nature to Soothe and heal
the inflamed mucous membranes
and to loosen and expel germ
laden phlegm.
Even If other remedies have failed.
don't be discouraged, try Creomul-
sion. Your druggist is authorized to
refund your money if you are not
thoroughly satisfied with the bene-
fits obtained. Creomulsion IS one
word, ask for it plainly, see that the
name on the bottle is Creomulsion.
and you'll get the genuine product
and the relief you want. (Adv0
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
For Large Figures.

FOE Large flSureS.
Here's one of the most becom-
ing and comfortable work dresses
you ever had on, if you're in the
SO to So size range, Every detail
is designed to give you freedom Of
movement, and to make you look
thin. The armholes are ample.
The darted waistline looks slim
without being tight, and it blouses
just a bit for greater ease. The
scalloped front, braid-trimmed
edges and white collar with long
lines, becoming to full faces) trim
it up just enough.
The Patterns.
1918 is designed for sizes IA, Is,
10, 20, 40 and AZ. With long
sleeves, size is requires AZ yards
of 39-inch material; rs yard for
contrasting collar and cuffs; 2
yards of braid. With short sleeves
4A yards. %
1924 is designed for sizes SO, SO,
40, AZ, A, As, 49,, SO and So. Size
SO requires Az yards Of 39-inch
material; " yard for contrasting
collar; 3 yards braid for trim
ming.
Fall and Winter Fashion Book.
The new 32-page Fall and Win
ter Pattern Book which shows
photographs of the dresses being
worn is now out. Zone pattern
and the Fall and Winter Pattern
Book-25 cents.) You can order
the book separately for is cents.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept, 247 w.
Forty-third street, New York,
N. Y. Price of patterns, IS cents
Tin coins) each.
@ Bell Syndicate.-WNU Service.
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Charming. Practical
AIl-Day Dresses

THESE two designs are so good
4 looking and slim-lined that
you'll enjoy wearing them for
shopping and runabout as well as
at home. Make in percale and cal
leo, and in challis, jersey or crepe.
Both are easy to make as boiled
dressing. Each pattern includes
a detailed sew chart.
Butt0ned Down the Front.
This softened version of the
classic shirtwaist has, fullness
over the bust and slight blouse
at the waistline, which makes it
easy to wear as well as to work
in. The skirt has nice flare to
it. Shrugged shoulder sleeves and
white cuffs and collar add to the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
Lecturer Advises College Students
When and How to Do Their Worrying

He concluded his lecture by adj
vising:
Never worry in bed; never worry
when depressed; never worry until
you know enough facts to do some
thing constructive; never do another
persons worrying; never worry
about what someone else thinks you
should do; never worry when angry;
set a time limit on worry talks;
never dump your worries on some
one else"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
Economy

Smythe-Brown arrived one eve
ming with the gloomy news that his
business affairs were in sad state.
His wife was helpful.
''Well," she said brightly, there's
only one thing to do. We must cut
down expenses. Now, how can I
economize-I knowl I won't wear
that new diamond necklace to the
theater acknowledgements Sun.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1938-11-04
A Proxy on Duty

It was an Irish judge who, just
about to deliver an elaborate sum-
ming-up, noticed that there were
only II men in the box.
where is the twelfth Juror" he
asked, irritably.
''Oh, that's all right" said the
foreman, genially. "He was called
away on business early this morn
ing, but he's left his verdict with
me-"