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The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
Selected Poem
ISLANDERS

ISLANDERS (Harold Vinal in the Christian Science Monitor Those who are born on islands know the sound Of spindrift breaking and the drift of foam, The sight of white-keeled luggers sailing home, The cry of gulls at daybreak ocean bound Always wind is singing in their ears, Always they lean to catch drift of spray, Or reef-bloWn water tossing in bay, Or drift of ebb tide around salty piers. Those who are born on islands must remain Aware of ships and anchors and tall spars, Of schoners sailing by beneath the stars, Of buoys sounding in the dripping rain: Their thoughts are not of city streets or walls, But how the full tide lifts and how it falls
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02

It always works out this way. Let the State Forester deny all permits for fires in the open and it's sure to rain. It hap pened that way last week. Friday morn ing State Forester Austin F. Hawes issued an order forbidding the kindling of fires in the open. Friday afternoon electrical storms swept the state and Saturday was generally drizzly. Any time you want it to and the elements oblige.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02

ing authority. Today Mrs. Bar
 ton reviews the latest book for
 children.
 By Olive Roberts Barton
 When I asked & librarian what kind of books today's children hked best, she said, well, they keep asking for magic stories about mechanical things"
 The story of a talking train that unrolls it's tracks before itself and rolls them up behind, that takes Its crew all over the world, across oceans and through the sky, and still gets back home to make Its station stops on time, ought to HI the children's order.
 Phil Stong writes Edgar: The 7:58 (Farrar and Rinehart: $1.5O, and puts into it all the philosophi- cal nonsense that marks his pop ular Iowa farm books. Edgar" has a will of his own; he is saucy; he doesn't like arguments; he is de- termined to be punctual. A very remarkable train is Edgar. It Is a first-rate book for the intermediate roader-the 8-to-12-year-old.
 Gertrude Crownfield cannot re- member when she learned to read. She was reading books at 4, and de- vouring history at T. When she be- gan to write, she put the Revolu- tionary and Colonial history she had absorbed into junior novel form for girls, and has a long series to her credit.
 Strong Hearts and Bold" Uip- pincott: $2), is based on the rebel lion of the James Town colonists in Virginia against an unjust gover- nor. Fifteen-year-old Cecily North cote tries to save her father, one of the rebels, from Governor Berke- ley's wrath, and is imprisoned her. self. Her friends throughout are young Nicholas Granby and the In- dian, Big Eagle.
 The use of homing pigeons to carry messages, by our army's sig nal corps, during the World War and since, has always seemed fas- cinating subject that invited prob- ing. Now Helen Orr Watson has written "Chanco, a U. S. Army Homing Pigeon" CHarpers: $2), fic. ton based on true incidents. The tale of this gallant homer and his amazing flights through unbeliev- able difficulties, makes gripping reading. When these birds cannot fly, they walk; they even hitch. hike, but they get home.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
Isaac Wolfe
Judiciary of State Suffered Keen Loss in His Death - Personality, Plus Great Ability,
 Marked Long, Honorable Legal Career.
HARTFORD COURANT.

The distinction of Isaac Wolfe was not merely that he was the first of his faith to be appointed to high judicial office in Connecticut. It sprang also from hi: marked legal attainments, as well as from his warm, kindly personality. Off the bench and on he was one who in- spired the confidence, the trust and the affection of all who came into contact with him.
 His rich character doubtless was the result in large measure of the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
Questions and
 Answers
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
csDyTisist lssa. MA
By Frederick M Kerby

YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
 Enclose three-cent stamp for reply when addressing any ques- tion of fact or information to the Waterbury Democrats Service Bu- reau at Washington. Legal and medical advice cannot be given. nor can extended research be un- dertaken. Be sure all mail is ad- dressed to the WATERBURY DEMOCRATS SERVICE BU- REAU, 1913 Thirteenth Street, Washington, D. c.
 THE EDITOR Q. Does Nelson Eddy have eye trouble?
 A. He wears special glasses to rest his eyes, which are very weak. o. What are the leading reli- gions of India?
 A. Hinduism, with 239, 195, LAO ad- herents; Mohammedanism, with 77,677,545; Buddhism, with 12,786,- OOO, u lUdA CuILo, WlGl1 O,A0U,Jt5 . Christianity, with 6,296,763; Sikhs, with 4,335,771: and Jains, with 1,- 252,106.
 Q. Which states have laws for the sterilization of certain crim- inalS?
 A. California, Connecticut, Del aware, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Kan sas, Michigan, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Carolina, Utah, Washington and Wisconsin.
 o. What is trade journal?
 A. A newspaper or periodical de- voted to news of and articles about particular business, trade or pro- feSSion.
 o. Is kew-pon a correct pro- nunciation of coupon?
 A. No. The correct pronuncia- tion is koo-pon.
 Q. What is the Kremlin?
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
Daily Almanac

Moon sets l0:5O p. m daylight time).
 Sun rises $50 a. m.; sets 7:49 p. m. day light time).
 All vehicles must be lighted thirty min- utes after sunset
 Moons phases: First quarter. May 6, 5:l6 p. m.; full moon. May IA, 431 a. m.; last quarter, May 9, 8:28 a. m.: new moon, May 29, 9:52 a. m daylight time).
 Morning stars, Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn: evening. Venus, Mars
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
Current Comment

I can hardly believe Franco would do such thing.-Cardinal Hayes on Barcelona bombing.
 The world is crazy We are like squirrels in cage running in cir cles.-Dr. Joseph E. Schaefer of Chi cago.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02

The Chinese say they are sure of win- ming and they are probably right. Their children will drive out the Japs.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
I< Daily N
 e Washington .> !,.,,X:: !!,.,,X::eeZ::...,!. =.
FDR's Advisers Afraid Program Will Be Smashed in His Absence;
 President Brain Tagged Taking
 Trip to Get in Shape for Fight
anA ROB8RT & A1G.Klgt
M DREW PEARSON

WASHINGTON, May 2. = Presidents inner advisers saw him off on his fishing junket with private concern about what may happen to the new spending program Ia ohc
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-05-02
A Book a Day
Fantastical, Historical Factual Volumes Out

Periodically the BOOk-a-Day column is condutced by Olive Roberts Barton, noted child train- ing authority. Today Mrs. Bar ton reviews the latest book for children.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-04-27

preStlge O1 the conqueror. Typi- flying his new sub- jects is the 1884 Austrian s t a m p shown here, one of 18 values portray ing Austrian dress and people.
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about SIP. If I'd gone to the Casino it might have cost me 1C times that much"
 Dicks mouth hardened. "You didn't go ashore in Havana?" he asked quickly. You weren't at the Casino?" He waited intently for the mans reply.
 No. l stayed on board to play cards with the officers"
 Dicks eyes met Joyce's, held them for long beseeching mo- ment, as he began to understand how they had been deceived.
 Then Isobel giggled, foolishly, breaking the heavy silence.
 With an impatient gesture Dick rose and left the table.
 Two hours later, he sought Joyce out on deck, drew her over to quiet spot alongside the rail.
 Joyce" he said penitently, i've been a terrible fool"
 She did not contradict him.
 That night at the Casino" he went on, T looked all over the place for you, until Isobel told me you'd gone off with Gregory"
 T should have, if he'd been around" she retorted with spirit T certainly wouldn't wait around for an escort who preferred to spend his time in the bar ."
 What do you mean, Joyce?"
 Don't you remember? You left me at the table while you went into the bar; half an hour late, one of the walters came out to tel me you were unconscious"
 What? You mean to tell me that Mrs. Porter didn't eXplain?"
 Explain What?"
 (TO Be COntinued)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-04-27
MAA7 H,7LERWoN
 inAusrRAAh Coup

A NNEXING Austria in one of
 the most daring coups of modern history, Adolf Hitler won for Germany but a mere remnant of the Austria that was. For post war Austria was roughly the size of the four New England states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Massa- chusetts and Connecticut, with a population of only 6.760,000.
 End of the World War found Austria greatly reduced in area and population. She was in dire economic plight. In the prc-War days of Emperor Francis Joseph of the Hapsburg dynasty, the Aus tro-Hungarian Empire had cov- cred 26l, ,000 square miles with a population of 5l,O00,000.
 The dual monarchy included Austria proper, Hungary. Tran sylvania, what is now Czechoslo- vakia, Polish Galicia, the Trentino, Slavonia, Croatia, Bosnia, Herze- govina, the Banat - territories which gave it access to the Adri- atic-and control of practically all of the Danube river.
 But Hitler wins only 100000 Austrian soldiers, about 200 planes, 32,0O0 square miles of ter ritory, a little coal, chiefly Ignite, some iron ore and farm products. Thirty per cent of the Austrian population is engaged in farming. The main industries are the -mak- ing of machinery, together with work in textiles, cotton, wool, leather and fancy goods, wood- work, furniture, and paper. Der Fuehrer's chief victory is the
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-04-27
cR AMssJM CRACKERS

Which word in each of the follow ing lists does not belong there? 1. Feline, saline, porcine, entWlne' equine. ?. Bayou, inlet, peninsula, strait gulf.
 3. Gauguin, Chavez, Renolr, Kunyoshi, Benton.
 4. Tort, appeal, petition, colo phon, pleading.
 s. Duodenum, cardiac, molyb- denum, epiglottis, hyoid.
 Solution on Back Page
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-04-27

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The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-04-27
CAST OF CHARACTERS

CASI UF CHAhACIEhO
 JOYCE MILNER, heroine; she took an Easter Cruise.
 DICK HAMILTON, hero; he bumped into the heroine.
 ISOBEL PORTER, traveller; she sought 3 mate.
 Yesterday: Stranded in the Haitian woods, Joyce is startled to find the child to whom she had given the bracelet. A native is with her.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1938-03-24
PUBLIC SALE
Personal Property
Beginning at the hour of ten o'clock,
SATURDAY. APRIL 9. 1888.

Beginning at the hour of ten o'clock
SATURDAY, APRIL 8, 1888,
at the farm of the late ]. Thomas
Moon, located four miles south of
Deer Park, Md, | will offer for sale
the following personal property:
One dappled gray siX-year-old
Horse, 1 iron gray Horse, coming 4
years old; 3 Jersey Cows to be fresh
soon; two-year old Heifers to be
fresh; 10 Ewes with lambs, 1 young
brood Sow, l Shoat, 40 Chickens, IL
tons Hay, so bu. Potatoes, 1 Mc-Deer-
ing Moving Machine, like new; 1 2
horse Hay Rake, 1 2-horse Cultivator,
l Disc Harrow, 1 spring tooth Harrow,
! Grain Drill, 1 hand Corn Planter, 1
Syracuse Hillside Plow, / Imperial
Level Land Plow, l lot Shovel Plows,
l Shovel Cultivator, l low wheel Farm
Wagon, l high wheel Farm Wagon, l
pair Bobsleds, 1 Pin Sled, 1 set double
Work Harness, lot Swingletrees,
set Speaders, 1 lot Chains, 1 Forge,
Wise and Anvil, 1 set Blacksmith
Tools, Grind Stone, Grain Cradles,
l Corn Shelter, Moving Scythes and
Snathes, lot Forks, Shovels, Mat
tocks, 8 Picks, 6 Stone Hammers, 1
lot Bars, Cant Hooks, Brush Hook,
l Pruning Hook, l BroadaXe, l double
bitt Axe, 3 Cross Cut Saws, 1 set Car
penter's Tools and Chest, l 22-ft Lad
der, l Cider Mill, 1 lot Barrels, 1 40
gallon Copper Kettle, 20-gallon Iron
Kettle, 1 lot Corn Cutters, 1 Dinner
Bell, $500 fit. Lumber, Incubator, 1
Cream Separator, l Churn, l lot Jars
and Crooks, 1 lot Canned Fruit, 1 Ice
Cream Freezer, 1 Lard Press, Sau-
sage Grinder, Beds, Dressers, 4
Wash Stands, Dining Room Table, 6
dining room Chairs, Rocking Chairs,
2 Stands, l lot Framed Pictures, l s.
day Clock, 1 lot Chairs, 2 Porch
Swings, 1 Maytag Washing Machine,
2 Heating Stoves, 1 Majestic Range,
l lot Dishes and Pans, l lot Household
Necessities, / 10-gauge double barrel
Shot Gun and a lot of other articles
too numerous to mention.
TERMS OF SALE-All sums under
$40 cash on day of sale. All sums over
$40 a credit of three months will be
given, the purchaser giving a note
with approved security. No property
to be removed until the terms of sale
are complied with.
THE FARM WILL ALSO BE OF
FERED FOR SALE.
MRS. EMMA C. MOON.
4-3t,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1938-03-24

that restoration was made to the
State Roads Commission of a consid-
cradle part of the diversions of 1885
and similarly a temporary transfer
again used in 1887 has, to great eX-
tent, been restored to the use of the
highways.
Predicts Hard Problem
l have felt, and still believe, that it
is the solemn responsibility of the
Governor in all his fiscal proposals
that the solvency of the general treas
ury and the credit of the State shall
not be impaired.
AS pointed out by me in November,
the one who presents the next State
budgets to the Legislature of 1889 will
have a hard problem with which to
cope. The law passed last year pre-
venting a diversion of highway income
to the State Treasury will necessitate
an unbalanced budget presentation. If
this is what the people of the State
desire, their General Assembly must
assume the responsibility.
| believe that the integrity of the
Treasury of the State of Maryland is
a matter close to the hearts of any
right thinking electorate, and l have
acted in the emergency to uphold this
sound business priciple.
The general fund budget is bal
anced. The Treasury has had a COM
Portable increase in surplus since Oc-
tober 1, 1885, and, from authoritative
estimates, we are solvent for two
more years.
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for this listing except $3.50 or more
for copy Of the book.
Of course, that was the catch. Oak
land, with a population of about 1900
would be lucky if 400 families could
be found in it.
That would be some racket if 400
families in 400 cities fell for that line
at the total of $3.50 each. And yet, it
is my guess that many suckers" will
be found.
At the risk of losing my social
standing, Pm afraid III have to re-
fuse their invitation.
*##
Down in Cumberland the other day
a relief client drove up to the Court
House proudly displaying his 1888
license tags. The man hadn't worked
for many months but he operates his
car daily and apparently enjoys his
compulsory idleness.
Lots of people with regular jobs
can't afford to get their tags yet My
be we'd all better get on relief.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1938-03-24

THIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE That the sub
seriber hath obtained from the Orphans Court
of Garrett County, Maryland, Letters of Adj
ministration the estate of
ALEXANDER C. GEORGE,
late of Garrett County, Maryland, deceased All
persons having claims against the deceased are
hereby warned to exhibit the same, with the
vouchers thereof duly authenticated, to the
subscriber on or before the oath day of Sep
TENDER, 1885 they may otherwise by law be
excluded from all benefit of said estate. All
persons knowing themselves indebted to said
estate are requested to make immediate pay
ment.
March. 1888.
MYRTLE M. SoLLARS. Administrators,
Deer Park Maryland
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1938-03-24
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

THIS is TO GIVE NOTICE, That the sub.
scriber hath obtained from the Orphans
Court of Garrett County, Maryland, Letter.
of Administration the estate of
ROBERT E. HARVEY,
late of Garrett County, Maryland deceased
All persons having claims against the de.
ceased are hereby warned to exhibit the same,
with the vouchers thereof duly authenticated,
to the subscriber on before the Gath day of
September, 1888, they may otherwise by law be
excluded from all benefit of the said estate.
All persons knowing themselves indebted to
said estate requested to make immediate
payment.
Given under my hand this 22nd day of
March, 1888.
NELLIE B. HARVEY, Administrators,
Kitzmiller, Maryland.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1938-03-24
ORDER N1SI

Fred. A. Thayer, Mortgage, VS.. Ezra SaNsS
and BERTHE Savage, his wife. c,,
No. 1916 Equity. In the Circuit Court for Gar
rett County. ,oos
ORDERED, This 25th day of February, ls y.
by the Circuit Court for Garrett County s ~
ting in Equity. that the sale made and H.
ported by Fred. A. Thayer, Mortgage, in p'
above cause, be ratified and confirmed un
less cause to the contrary thereof be shown T., ~
or before the 4th day of April, next; provlus.
a copy of this order be inserted in some ne"I
paper published in Garrett County once ,As
week for three successive weeks before Wv
25th day of March, next. \,
The report states the amount Of sale 70
81 ,00O.0 90. A. G. ROSS Clerk
True copy-Test: A. G. ROSS. Clerk.
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RECEIVERS NOTICE OF SAIL
To Whom It MAY COncern:-

Pursuant to authority of the Comp
troller of the Currency of the United
States, the undersigned, John H. HOf.
man, as Receiver of First National
Bank Of Kitzmillerville, a Kitzmillef
Md, will offer at public sale to the
highest bidder or bidders, for cash, at
Kitzmiller, Maryland, on March 80
1888, at 1870 o'clock P. NJ, the re
naming assets of the said First Ma
tional Bank of KitzmilIerville, at KitH,
miller, Md, consisting of real estate
bills receivable, judgments, over,
drafts, and other chooses in action and
chattels, less such items as may
be paid or otherwise disposed
of prior to the said date Of sal,
herein mentioned. A descriptive list Of
the remaining assets so offered fol
sale may be inspected by prospective
purchasers at the office of the RecelV'
er at the Garrett National Bank IN
Oakland, Md, and at the office Of the
Receiver of First National Bank o.
kitzmillerville in Kitzmiller, Nd, on
all business days up to and including
the date of the said sale between the
hours of 9 A. NJ. and P NJ.
According to law, said remaining
assets cannot be sold otherwise than
without recourse and without war,
ranty of any kind or character, and
subject to the approval of the Comp,
troller of the Currency of the United
States, and subject to confirmation by
a court of record of competent jurlS'
diction.
Signed: JOHN H. HOFFMAN,
Receiver First National Bank Of klS-
millerville, Kitzmiller, Md.
Advertisement 2-3t.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1938-03-24
SHERIFF'S SALE
VALUABLE REAL ESTAr
Situate Near Deep Creek J,l
In Garrett County, Marvl,,

Under and by virtue of tbo 49,.
vested IN me by a writ of fer; Eve ~
issued out of the Circuit COM, -@'5
Garrett County, Maryland At V th Z
of F. R. Corliss VS.. George N ' Ss
and Richard T. Sanner, the samo od Ii
No. II Judicials to the March NJ Tsa
1898, of said Court, and to me dir ~
|, the undersigned Sheriff of ~
County, have seized, levied un 0@'IS
taken under execution by actna II ~. y
upon the premises, the real e sts
hereinafter mentioned and desc TSS
and | hereby give notice that on on ''
SATURDAY, MARCH 26, 1914
at the hour of two o'clock p NJ
front of the Court House in tho H.
of Oakland, Maryland, l will offer S y.
land for sale at public auction a 4
same being as follows. to-wit: ~
All that parcel of land contain,
the quantity of 8 acres, more or H.
situate near Deep Creek Lake Wy
Election District No. T of Cam.
County, Maryland, the same bsis
part of the tract of land known ,
addition to Eden's Paradise p.
gained" and beginning for the sa M
at a planted stone marked B, standI
at the end of the first line of the jsr
described in a former deed fra w.
Charles C. Sines and wife to Ricbs,
S. Browning, dated january r. 1@
said planted stone being also the q,
of the first line of the land describ.
in the said deed from Peter H. Spt.
to the said Charles C. Sines and M,
Sines, his wife, and running them
with the second, third and part Of i
fourth lines of the land described
the said last named deed, North @d
grees West, 42.5 perches to red a
tree standing on the Southwest sl
o ia spring drain, thence North p d
grees West, 72 perches to a staE
thence North 7512 degrees East j
perches to the end of the 4th line
the land described in the said De.
from Charles G. Sines and wife
Richard S. Browning, thence reversn
it and the third and second lines
said land South SO degrees We,
about 40 feet to the end of said thin
line; thence North 7512 degrees Ea,
36 perches to the end of said secor
line, thence South IA degrees Eas
10 percheS to the bepinninp
The above land is the same whis
was conveyed to the said Richard
Browning and Richard T. Sanner
deed from Charles C. Sines and wifi
bearing date June 10, 1925, and IT
corded in Liber E. z. T., No. 81, fol-
238, one of the Land Records of Ga
rett County, Maryland, the interest
the said Richard S. Browning havin
later been conveyed to the said Ricf
ard T. Sanner by deed bearing dat
June 5, 1926, and recorded in Liber
z. T., No. 90, folio 1923, one of the Ian
Records of Garrett County, Marylan
and the said Richard 7. Sanner havn
conveyed an undivided one-half intel
est therein to the said George N Sal
ner by deed bearing date June Il
1927, and recorded in Liber E. z. 7
No. 116, folio 276, one of the Ian
Records of Garrett County, Marylan
Said land is improved by a sma
dwelling and will be sold to satisfy tn
judgment and costs in the above eI
titled cause.
TERMS OF SALE-Cash on ds
of sale.
CLARENCE SPEAR,
Sheriff of Garrett CoCunty.
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One OF The 400"

l have just received a very impor-
tant letter. 1t puts me in the 600"
the socially prominent of the nation.
The letter offered me the opportun-
ity of being included in the social di-
rectory of the United States in which
will appear data regarding persons
prominently active in social circles in
each of 400 cities. There are to be 400
families chosen in each of the 400
cities.
The letter said | was chosen be-
cause after due care and upon verified
information the publishers decided
that my family was one of the 400
families outstanding and socially
prominent in Oakland.
There wasn't going to be any charge
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things,
I'll pass you hint that is true:
| The fellow that cannot do small things
Never gets big ones to do.
The first official day of spring, last
Monday, in this section was ideal, with
warm winds and bright sunshine.
Services in the Lutheran church,
next Sunday, March 27, will be at II
o'clock a. M, preceded by Sunday
school at 10 o'clock.
The local Homemakers' Club was
entertained last Thursday afternoon
by Mrs. A. C. Curran, at the parson-
age.
Samuel D. Brenneman motored to
Baltimore last Friday for a brief visit
at the home of his brother-in-law and
sister, Mr.. and Mrs G. W. Engle.
Lloyd Beachy and family, Akron,
Ohio, visited Mr.. Beachy's parents,
Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Beachy, at their
home here, last Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Gustavus Stanton, who is
spending the winter with her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Howard Resi-, at Akron, o.,
visited her home here for few hours,
last weekend.
Mrs. E. z. Tower, of Oakland, was
in this community on official business
on Monday of this week.
Mrs. Lydia Broadwater, of Iowa,
visited relatives and friends in this
and adjoining communities a part of
last week.
Merchant C. E. Ellithorp, who has
been confined to his bed since early in
December last, is reported to be re-
covering satisfactorily from injuries
sustained in an automobile accident.
Miss Dorothy Curran, Pittsburgh,
spent the weekend with her parents
here.
Simon Orendorf, Grantsville, was
buying cattle in this community last
Monday.
James Broadwater, of the Back
woods Settlement, was in this village
on business last Monday.
Just cultivate the habit,
You will find it quite worthwhile,
When you find you're getting crabbid,
Screw up your face and smile.