davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La gaceta., 1938-02-17

Sin embargo me s~atiSface pO-
der consignar que Sc ha hecho,
o tratado de hacer, una intensa
labor contra los elementos ma
sonicos. BESIDE los primeros dias
del glorioso movimiento d. Luis
Zaforte2a-y que me perdone la
indiscreci6n-ha trabajado con
tes6n para desentrahar la YER
dad y e~sclarecer los hechos a
traves de esa penumbra con que
aparece siempre envuelto TODD
cuanto tiene una relaci6n con la
masonerfa. Juntos, durante Sc
manas, durante meses, hemos es
tudiado y analizado montones
de documentos, correspondence
Y literature de propaganda ma
s6nica. Falange aport6 la docu-
m~entaci6n de las logias de lbiza
Y Formentera.
Por cierto que entire la canti-
dad de libros y folletos de lite
ratura de propaganda sectaria
que Sc iban ocupando a los her
neanoS de Palma, aparecia STEM
pre- mucha literature pornogra-
flea. Las p~erniciosas revistas
Estadi0s, P~eatdlfa,,.,, surgian a
montones. Naturalismo, teoso-
fla. Ali, y ell Boletfn de la
Sociedad de Naciones, organis :
mo fundado e impulsado por la
masoneria, como va demostr& y
al servicio del judaismo interna-
cional..
La gaceta., 1938-02-17

companaba una amable senorita
secre,aria del estimado compa-
nero.
La diStinguida sonora desem-
pena un alto puesto con ell Pro
veto Federal Teatral.
Mucho eStimamos la vista.
La gaceta., 1938-02-17
WEAK and SKINNY
Men, WOMEN
And CHILDREN
Saved by new Vitamins, of Cod Liver
Oil in easeeleSs tablets.

Pounds of hum healthy flesh instead Of
bare scraggy bones New vigor. vim and
energy instead ef tired listlessness Steady,
quiet neryesI That Is what thousands OF
people are getting through acientists' latest
discuvery-~the Vitamins of Cod Liver OIL
concentrated In little sugar oosted tablets
without any OF lite horrid, fshy taste or smell
McCoy's Cod Liver Oil Tablets, they're
called Cod Liver oil In Tsbleta", and they
imply work wonders. A little boy Of s. aert-
ously SICK. got wen and gained 1917 lba. In
Just one month. A girl of thirteen after the
same disease. kained 3 lba. the fret week and
z lbs. eaHh week after. A young mother who
could not eat or sleep aftcr baby came got
all her health back and gained - lbs. In less
than a month.
You simply must try MeUoy's at once.
Remember II you uon't gair at least 8 lba. Of
firm healthy flesh in a month get your money
back. DemhnS and get ~EcOoy's-'he original
and %geIiuinc Cod Liver oi, Tablets
NRA approved by Good Housekeeping
N@ institute. Refuse III substitutes
siat on the orie inal MeCow.e--
S-Ss~ there are none better. y
La gaceta., 1938-02-17
Santana

Santana
Sigue guardando CANA, aun =
que en- su estado Sc nota apre =
ciable mejoria, ell querido amigo
Angelic Santana.
Cuidan de el, con las mayo
rs atenc.ones, su carinosa esp0
5a y familiares.
Angelic, por su decencia Y
honradez, enaltece a la colonia
latina.
La gaceta., 1938-02-17
MitiR de La VerbeG1

MitiN de La Verbeh1
Con urgencia Sc cits. a los
miembros de La Verbena del Ia
baco, Comite Executive, para
una junta que Sc verificara es-
ia noche, a las ocho, en- ell local
de la Camara de Concrete de
Ybor.
Suplicase la asistencia de to-
dos.
La gaceta., 1938-02-17

Bale del Centre EspaHol
I'm lleno complete tendra ell
sabado la sociedad Centre Espa-
mol, que ofrece su bale annual de
CARNIVAL.
Los socios del Centric podran
entrar con ell recibo y los de La
Benefica Espanola tendran que
solicitar una tarieta de identi-
ficaci6n.
Tocar aen la elegantfsima
sala alta la orquesga de Don
Francisco, la predilecta.
Los Bohemios, dirigidos por
Maxine Echegaray, reaparece-
ran en- nuestros salones, tocan-
do en- la sala del piso bajo.
La gaceta., 1938-02-17
La V6rbend

La Verbend
Greco ell entusiasmo pa.a { ie
culminen en- un grandioso 6xito
las fiestas que prepare La Ver-
bena del Tabaco, Inc.
Las comisiones actuan con la
mayor firmeza Y rapidez, ulti :
mando los trabajos que Sc les
han confiado.
Merece los mayores elogios ell
concurso brindado por las pres
La gaceta., 1938-02-17

Cartd de Don Alfredo PenddS
Hemos recibido una amable
carta del estimado amigo Don
Alfredo Pendas, que reside en-
Puerto Rico.
Pendas, cue durante varios
amos fue encargado de impor :
tantes fabricas de Tampa, Sc
mantiene en- contacto con algu-
nos de sus amigos de esta ciu :
dad.
Nosotros lie saludamos Y tene
mos para el la misma estima :
ci6n que teniamos hace Is amos.
La gaceta., 1938-02-17
NOTAS SOCIALE

no ell estimado joyen Jimmy Gar
cia, empleado del Cuervo Cafe,
de Ia Septima ayenida.
Joven simpatico y bien rela-
cionado, muchos amigos de jim
my lie visitaron aver.
Todo indica que podra volver
muy pronto a sus habituales ia
reaS.
La gaceta., 1938-02-17

Operado
Fue operado de appendicitis en-
ell sanatorio del Centre Asturia
La gaceta., 1938-02-17
Vista

Vista
Aver tuvimos Ell gusto de reel
Dir la vista de la sonora hernia
ma de Russell Kay, a quien a.
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DWARF GRASS is
STILL A DREAM
(nN AssocIated Pressl

WASHINGTON, April 8.-This
being the time of year it is and
lawn mowers clacking all day,
the question was put squarely up
to the agriculture department:
why don't you fellows develop
a dwarf lawn grass that will grow
only an inch high and won't need
cutting?"
DR.. H. L. Westover, acting head
of the division of forage crops
and diseases, which looks after
such things, just laughed.
1--WE may get around to doing
something like that some day, but
right now we're working on
grasses which will grow bigger
and better and faster, he said.
Congress has appropriated
funds to develop grasses which
will make better hay but has
done nothing about shortening
the growth of lawns.
DIR. Westover said there was a
japanese grass that doesn't re-
quire cutting, but it isn't suited
for lawns and won't resist cold.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
Cast OF High School Senior
Class Play Is Announced

Birdie Laverne, a movie aspir-
ant, Lucette de Barriee.
Barbara Sanford (Babs), her
self, Dorothy Mae DUNCAN.
Alfred Tenyson Murgatoyd, the
college poet, Andrew ElWood.
Chuck Mayo, Brides late af
finity, Joe Solano.
Katharine Kavanaugh, well
know author, wrote the play and
it is known everywhere for its
clever lines. The scene of the
play takes place in the living
room of the bachelor apartment
of Tom, a girl-shy student, and
Oke, who is definitely not girl
shy, in a college town. The play
takes place at graduation time.
HpIa9r is Sd a lqsgPFttlsf and natural,
Girl Shy" is being produced
by special arrangement with the
Dramatic Publishing Company of
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Some Buqlerl

two Negro soldiers were dis
cuSSing the relative merits Of
their company buglers. Said
one: "Fellah. when dat boy Of
ouahS plays call, it sounds 'zackly
like de Boston Symphony playing
de Rosary"
The second soldier snortcd:
Brother" he said. "vou amt got
no buglcr a-taH. When SNOWFALL
Jones wraps his lips round dat
hagIe and plays mess call. I looks
down at nah beans an ! SCI
Strawberries. behave You IS
kickin' de whipped cream out Of
de plate "
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
S O G IA L / a>n1
ACTIVITIES
Social Calendar
FRIDAY

FRIDAY
Patrol Hike, Troop So, Boy
Scouts of America. 6 P. M
Boulevard Camp.
Meeting, Room Mothers, Harris
School Parent-Teacher AsSo-
citation. $3.50 p M. Home of
Mrs. Benjamin Lowe, 1909
Southland street.
Social Meeting, Junior Wo-
mans Club. 3 P. M. Public
Library.
Meeting, Fern Chapter, Order
Eastern Star. 8 P. M. Scot
fish Rite Hall.
SUNDAY
Concert, Key West Hospitality
Band. 4P. M. South Beach.
MONDAY
Meeting, Musical Guild. 8 P.
M. Oversee Hotel Salon.
ITO =
TUESDAY y.
Meeting, Pan-American Poetry
Society, Dedication to Jose
Marti y Perez. 8 P. M. Home
of Mrs. M. E. Berkowitz, 1101
South street.
Dinner Meeting, Stone Church
Service Club. 6 p. M. Church
Annex.
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5 hlFR lori 99Tf
H0pefs Planted At
Harris School

Article concerning the planting
of spring flowers in The Citizen
yesterday at a local grammar
school was very fine, Principal w.
c. Duncan said today, except that
he is not principal of the Division
Street School and the work was
done at the Harris School and not
the Division Street institution.
The Citizen is sorry that credit
for a nice piece of student work
was given the wrong school.
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would have to return to the hos
pital for further treatment.
Moving Houses: Tourist Guides

Moving Houses: Tourist Guides
T. G. Leonard, of the Transfer
and Storage Company of Miami,
addressed the board relative to
matters in moving houses in the
city. He was given the necessary
information, according to require
ments of the law in carrying on
these operations.
A. PARA addressed the meeting
anent tourist guides operating in
Key West. He proposed that an
ordinance be drawn which would
required all persons engaged in
this business be bonded, with 9TH
er requirements to be specified
in the ordinance. The matter was
referred to the ordinance COM
mittee.
Utility Question Discussed
Mr.. Stearns, of the Atlanta Of
flee of the Key West Gas Com
pany, addressed the council rela-
tive to the status of the COM
pany's operations in Key West.
The address had bearing on the
ordinance that was submitted
some time ago which would re-
quire the company to pay the city
two percent of the gross receipts
annually, instead of ten percent
net as formerly the case.
Mr.. Stearns stated that the
company has been operating at a
loss for a great length of time,
and requested that the council al
low the company to operate in
the same status as heretofore un-
til a time when the utility branch
in Key West will be able to pay
the city the amount of revenue
which was specified in the ordin-
ance, which passed on its initial
reading at a previous meeting
The council decided to let the
matter rest for the time being.
= To Check City Water Users
Checking up on persons using
water from the city mains was
brought up, but it was shown that
the Board of Public Works has no
record of those using the water.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~. -
YANKEE JACK HAS
CLOSED UP SHOP
Usy Associated PressD

MOOSE. WYo.. April g.
Yankee Jack" Woodman.
manager of the Flying v
trading post well known in
4his-partsof wyoming. is "ab-
dicating".
He said so in an advertise
msA in a Newspaper. He ex.
planned his customers never
had paid YET.
{ The advertisement offered
his overdue accounts for sale
at one cent on the dollar and.
in addition. described a
complete postoffice. except
government equipment. with
fresh stock of stamps from
New York" that he would
sell.
ITO the purchaser of the
postoffice and these dead-beat
accounts we will donate one
mayors chair and one justice
of the peace gavel". he add
ed.
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WASHINGTON NOTES

intention of the Mexican Govern
ment ard Ambassador Josephus
Daniels declared it was "a bolt
from the blue. He thinks the
appropriations will have an inju-
riouS effect on business with
Mexico. He also believes that the
foreign companies will have to 60
through all available legal pro-
cesseS before diplomatic action
will be considered.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
INCONSISTENCIES OAK GONE

- Hollywood. Calif.-A huge oak
s tree, 80 feet around and estimat-
ed 70 be 1900 years old, which
served as a background for mary
of the love scenes in the movies,
recently blew down II was one
of the priced possessions of the
Warner Studio ranch.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
SEXES OIL FIELDS

Just what steps the United
States Government will take, if
any. in regard to the Mexican
Governments action in expro-
priating foreign oil companies, re-
mains uncertain. Government of
ficials had no intimation of the
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NEWS NOTES
, sssssessesssessS
Observation-Disclosures
PLAY ENDS FATALLY

Elizabeth, N. 1.-THE playful
efforts Of Louis Miller, Is, to
quiet his six-month-old son, end
ed fatally when the baby, tossed
III the air from the fathers arms,
tell and struck its head on the
edge OF an iron bedstead. 1t died
. few minutes later.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
WARNING TOO LATE

Muskogee, Okla.--Seeing uo9fI
year-old ODE Jene Payton walk
ing along the highway with his
back to traffic, Highway p atrol-
man r. L. Mccarty was trying To-
overtake him to warn him of the
danger when an automobile
struck the child. killing him in
stantly.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
BADLY HURT BOY, SON

Zion, Ill.--Upon examining Q
badly injured boy brought into
-lais office for emergency treat
ment. DR.. l.. G. Weed discovered
the-lad 10 be his own son, VIII
liam. 8. The boy, whose neck
had been broken when he was
thrown from his bicycle, died as
his father worked over him.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
NEW OVERSEAS HIGHWAY

Miami, Fla.-The new $7,400,-
600 overseas highway, from Mi
ami to Key West, is complete, the
first automobile having been
driven across it by Mrs. A. E.
Bachelor, wife of concrete fore
man, who was employed in the
construction of the highway.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
Miss Butler Has
Guest

Mrs. Edwin Tiff, Chicago, ILL.,,
has been the house guest of Miss
Maize Butler at 1923 Fleming
street, for the last two weeks.
Miss Butler is planning a trip
to Havana for Mrs. Tiff before
she returns to Illinois.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
500 IcEsERcs THIS SUMMER

Washington. The prediction
That 1888 would be a nearly nor
s-mal year on the North Atlantic
Ocean and that shipping would
--have 10 dodge not more than
about 500 ioebergS was recently
made by Floyd NJ Soule, senior
physical oceanogFapher Of the U.
s. Coast Guard.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
PENSION MANOEUyRES

Veterans organizations, ever
effective in an election year, have
succeeded in securing favorable
reports by House committees on
bills extending pensions at an
aggregate cost to exceed $75,000,-
900 year. The unofficial, but
steady, campaign for a huge pen
sion system for World War vet
Grams has been accelerated during
the present session.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
Guests Were9At
Luethis

Mr.. and Mrs. Wilder Page Bow
ers and daughter, Mrs. Marjorie
Lebson of Maquoketa, Iowa, and
Mrs. William Merriam of Miami,
: were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. A. d.
Luethi this week. They left yes
terday.
Mr.. and Mrs Bowers are cous-
ms of Mrs. Luethi. This is their
fifth visit here.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
DUCK punsuEs CANS

Bloomsbury. Pa.-Motorists tell
of the novelty of being pursued
by a wild duck as they cross the
SusQuehanna River bridge. They
state that the duck apparently
lives near the bridge and con-
tinues to chase automobiles for
about two miles.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

IseDshviA9 0 Pa.AFbf the first
ti2neAi in fhaslafifeg ENcahaari Nebro-
Ski. g. recently ATE s6fid food. An
operation which, removed a bone
growth that had caused his low
er jaw to grow to his skull. per-
rf1itted him to open his mouth.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
PRIZES FOR MOTHER

Ankara, Turkey. - Thirty-six
thousand Turkish mothers who
have six or more children will
soon receive a prize from the
Government, amounting to about
S42.50, under the provision of a
special law voted in 1880.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
FIRST PATIENT: DAUGHTER

Providence, r. I-Returning
from police meeting where he
learned how to revive victims of
gas asphyxiation, John A. john
son, So, found his daughter, Pris-
ella, %, overcome by fumes from
a gas stove valve she had acct
dentally turned on while prepar-
ing a midnight lunch. Johnson
succeeded in reviving her.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

Frank Johnson has been cast
as the girl-shy Tom Arsdale in
the cast of characters for the
three-act comedy, Girl Shy, to
be staged by the Senior Class of
the High School April 90 reveals.
Miss Eliza Gardner and Mrs.
Thelma Speer will direct the pro-
duction.
The remainder of the cast fol-
lows:
Oke Stimson, who isn't girl
shy, Paul Mesa.
Caroline, Toms Aunt, Sarah
Ann Birs.
Anthony Arsdale, Toms faith
er, Geo. Del Pine.
Sylvia Webster, Toms pet
aversion, Mary Fay McClanahan.
Dean NARROW, dean of the col
lege, Vance Stirrup. s,ks
Peaches Carter, Oke's present
weakness, Madge Sands. -
Asma, a colored wash lady,
Betty Rae RusseHyoy iI4(I HI
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
BULB BLOOMS QUICKLY

Huntington Park, Calif.-High
school students here, experiment.
ing at forcing plant growth with
chemicals, have succeeded in get
ting full-blown narcissus bios
SONS in six days after the bulbs
were planted.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

Manchester, Eng. ~ Although
William Beaham. T7-yeaF-old
farm laborer. had survived Sc
riots injuries such as being gored
BY a baIl. a fractured skull and
other injuries. he died recently,
having been knocked down BY
bicycle rider.
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CITY COUNCIL
HOLDS MEETING

Continued from Page One)
and other cities in connection
with this class of work.
After short discussion, the
matter was referred to the ordin-
ance committee.
Bids Called For Motorcycle
It was ordered that bids be
called for the purchase of a mo-
torcycle for the city's use. The
understanding is that the old
machine is to be turned in
as part payment on the new one.
1t was also agreed to have the
police patrol wagon repaired and
placed in commission.
An ordinance relative to prop
erty owners connecting up with
the city sewer when the work is
completed, with the understand
ing that the connections will be
made at the expense of the prop
erty owners, was passed on its
final reading.
March Reports Submitted
Report of Chief of Police Ivan
Elwood for fines and forfeitures
collected during the month of
March was read. The report
showed the amount to be $423.50.
Receipts for building permits
issued by Building Inspector Har-
ry M. Baker, who is also
fire chief, for March totalled S46.
Collections at the Aquarium, in
Guiding the sale of postcards, for
the month of March, totalled
S243.25.
Nuisance and Boat Laws
An ordinance for the abate-
ment of any nuisance, principally
that of unsightly lots, was passed
ION its second reading. This ord
nance gives the mayor full pow
or to act in the matter.
City Attorney George Brooks
brought to the attention of the
council the matter of having an
ordinance drawn up concerning
the operation of charter boats in
these waters. The ordinance will
be for the purpose of protecting
those now engaged in these ac-
tivities.
It was agreed that the finance
committee meet with the Board
of Public Works for the purpose
Of devising ways and means to
secure funds 10 clear up the in
debtedneSs with the La France
Fire Engine Company on the en-
CINE that Is now being used by
the city and which was purchas-
ed several years ago. This fire
apparatus is the largest the city
has at present
A letter was received from
! Maria Gufsens, Heatron Of the
Mercedes Hospital requesting
tlaat donation BE- made toward
the operation of that Institution.
which accept all destitute A'aSes
IN the city. II was agreed 10 10
nate SIS per month for the next
several months.
To Pay Hospital Bill
T. II. (Busterl Russell address
e<i the council and requested that
i1e be given financial aid in hay-
ing an injured finger treated At
the Marine Hospital II was
agreed 90 have tire city stand the
expense II the hospital bali IN this
usafteF
Mr. Russell received q broken
finger some tire ago when he
vas called or b. police officers
20 help make ar arrest. The IN
lured finger was attended TO Of
the time. but Mr Russell stated
al the meeting last night that he
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Two YEARS FOR BRUTALITY

Jersey City, N. Mrs. Helen
Hurbanis, SO, was sentenced to
serve two years in prison after
being convicted of beating and
otherwise mistreating a two-year-
old girl left in her care.
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1t was suggested that the WPA
be contacted for the purpose of
ascertaining if they had a list of
those using the water.
After the reading of current
bills and reports of officers, the
meeting was ordered adjourned.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
TWO.IN-ONE

ATLANTA.-A thief who stole
a suit of clothes from Tubby Wal
ton of this city probably had ma
terial enough for two suits, as
Tubby weighs $50 pounds.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
oh your

Los ANGELES The clerks Of
: wedding license bureau in
this city blinked when a couple
appeared recently 10 file intention
TO marry. Their names were
Rosalln On and Henry You.
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Rival Studies

4 hear you've been studying
for months how 80 increase your
salary. How did il turn outs"
Poorly. The bass was study
ing at the same tire how 10 cut
down expenses.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
WHO WOULDN'T?

WILLOUGHBY. Eng.-L. S.
Screaton. cobbler of this city. won
100000 in a racing sweepstake,
and then closed his shop.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

THE duties OF a soldier" was
the title of the lecture given by
an officer to his men. With a
view TO learning how far they had
grasped the essential facts, he
turned to one man and said, Now
why should a soldier be ready to
die for his country" The war
rior ruminated for a moment,
then smiled engagingly, Yes,
sir. he said pleasantly. You're
quite right. Why should he?"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

Coxswain-Say, Chief. that
seaman has been sitting there all
day, doing nothing but wasting
his time.
Chief-HoW do you know?
Coxswain-Ive been watching
him.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
Getting On

rs your wife having any suc2
cess in learning to drive the
carr" .,sa =
well, the road is beginning to
turn when she does"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

United States Treasury stops
buying silver from Mexico and
move is seen as retaliation.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
Masking the Truth

I've got a pretty diStasteful
Job before me-. remarked the
genealogist. Mrs. Newrich en-
ployed me 10 look up her family
tree and I've got to inform her
that one Of her relatives was cleo
trocuted''.
Why worry about that" said
his friend Just write that the
man in question occupied the
chair Of applied electricity al one
OF our public institutions"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08

A sailor wandered into a tennis
tournament the other day and sat
down on a bench.
Whose game" he asked
A shy young thing sitting next
TO him looked up hopefully
Il am. she retorted.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-08
Path of Peace

II have no luck with women"
Lucky fellow!"
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Marine-You remember when
you cured my rheumatism, doc,
a couple of years ago and you
told me to avoid dampness?
NJ. Dyes, that's right.
Marine-Well, I've come to ask
you can | take a bath?
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Helm a bank examiner.
She-Well, I'm no bank.
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HAVE A SMILE

Doctor-Did you say that there
was something wrong with this
hot-water bottle?
Striker-Yes, sir. I put some
water in it yesterday and it isn't
hot yet.