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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-10-06
Pet Owl Wanted
Some Playthings-

FERGUS FALLS-Some excite
ment was caused in the Laurel av-
enue west neighborhood one after
noon recently when an owl swoop-
ed down into the yard and tried to
carry away some playthings be-
longing to child of Mr.. and Mrs.
A. j. Berwick, who was at play in
sand-box in the Berwick yard. 1t
was first feared that the animal
was some kind of an eagle intent
on carrying away the child, but it
was later learned that the owl was
only Oscar" a pet belonging to
Forrest Sneva. Oscar" had a brok-
en- leg when he was rescued by the
Sneva boys who tanned him and he
was treated so kindly that when
his leg was well he did not care to
leave the neighborhood.
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-10-06
Bus Driver Aids
Border Patrol

owski, Of Browerville, who drives a
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-10-06

Among the oddities displayed in
temple In China are the lacquered
mummie Of three holy men.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-10-06
Tomato Attains
Mammoth Size

TYLER - A tomato measuring
sixteen inches in circumference and
weighing 1 pound II ounces was
grown by Mrs. f. H. Bauch in her
garden plot. She reports that many
exceeded one pound in weight. They
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-10-06
STATE NEWS
BRIEFS
Turkey Hitch Hikes IL
Miles To Town On Car

RED LAKE FALLS-When Wal
ter Lizotte, of Louisville township,
drove into Red Lake Falls about 8
o'clock one evening recently he
thought he was the only occupant
of his car. However, when he stop
ped at a garage to get his gas tank
filled, the attendant called his at
tention to the fact that nice, fat
Thanksgiving dinner was riding on
the top of the sedan as an unknown
hitch hiker. BY careful manipula-
ton, he sneaked up on the prize
bird, caught it and deposited it in
side of the automobile for a ride
las passengers should ride) back
home. Just how the big turkey
kept its footing on the top of the
sedan for the eleven mile ride is
still a mystery.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1938-12-01
News of Kintire

Kintire- and Mrs. S. F.
Peterson and Allen spent Sunday
afternoon at the home of Mrs.
Peterson's sister Mrs. Charles
Filbuson who has been i'll for two
weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. Nick Sacmary and
Mr.. and Mrs. John Maguras went
to Franklin to spend Thanksgiv-
ing with Mr.. and Mrs. A. Goelz
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sylvan Kissner
and ROLAND and Dennis have
moved to Mr.. Kissner's uncle's
farm near Renville which he will
operate. s.s.....
Heimuth Hahn has been ill with
bronchitis this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Muetzel
Jr. and family and Mrs. Ludwig
Kreft went to Page, N. D.
Thanksgiving day to attend the
fifteenth wedding anniversary of
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kreft.
Mr.. and Mrs. Moritz Muetzel
are the parents of a girl born at
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1938-12-01
YOUNG COUPLE
VISITS MILROY
AFTER WEDDING

Milroy - Alice Lutz of New
Brighton and Andrew Christensen
of Minneapolis, son of Mrs.
Christina Christensen of Milroy
were married last Saturday in the
Little Brown church at Nashua,
Iowa.
Hilbert Christensen, brother of
the groom and a sister of the
bride were attendants. :
The couple visited relatives at
Davenport, Iowa before coming to
Milroy where they were guests at
the Sam Peterson home for
Thanksgiving.
Other guests at the dinner were
MIR. and Mrs. Jens Have, Thorvald
and Axel Have, the groom's
mother, Mr.. and Mrs. Thorvald
Mickelsen and family and Mary
Logue of Amiret.
Mr. and Mrs. Christensen re-
turned Friday to Minneapolis
where Mr.. Christensen is employ
ed.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1938-12-01

the home of the formers sister
Mrs. Alfred Larson in Mime
apolis.
Ina Engberg came from Glen
coe to spend Thanksgiving with
her father and brothers.
Mr. and Mrs Adolph Mack and
children and Mr.. and Mrs. John
Mack of New Ulm came to spend
Thanksgiving with Mrs. William
Mack, who is still seriously i'll.
Mrs. Oscar Anderson and Mrs.
Pierson were also callers there
and of Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Hahn.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1938-12-01

MIR. and Mrs. Harry Boeck had
Thanksgiving dinner with Mr..
Boeck'S parents at Danube.
Mrs. Ben Wohlford and daugh-
ter Veronica of Clements were
Friday visitors of Mr.. and Mrs.
Mayo Fischer.
Hertha Hagen of Marshall and
Carl Hagen of Belview joined the
family group for Thanksgiving
dinner at the home of their
mother Mrs. H. F. Hagen Sr.
Ruth Alexander returned to
Minneapolis Sunday after spend
ing the Thanksgiving holidays
with her parents DR.. and Mrs. c..
A. Alexander.
Hulda Drusch went to Morgan
to spend Sunday with relatives.
Mrs. A. j. Searles underwent
an operation Saturday evening at
Union hospital, New Ulm.
Mrs. Marie Lauster, her son
EvoYR and niece Amy Walter went
to Milford, Iowa Wednesday eve
ming b be Thanksgiving guests Of
MIR. akQd Mrs. Dick Lodge. They
returned Thursday evening.
Gordon Alexander came home
Wednesday evening to spend
Thanksgiving with his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. L. o. Alexander.
Other dinner guests were Mrs
Florence Nafsinger, Mildred and
Bob.
MIR. and Mrs. Harry w. Brown
and daughters Irene and Lola and
Ormie StraWSell spent Thanks
giving at the Walter E. Brown
home in Minneapolis.
MIR. and Mrs. L. r. Jones had as
Thanksgiving dinner guests, their
son-in-law and daughter Mr.. and
Mrs. Harold Butcher land son
Dickie md Mr. and Mrs. Roy
Muggie and daughter Harriet Rae
of Morris.
Lucille Wagner of Redfield,
South Dakota has arrived to take
the rlace of Mrs. Louis Huhner-
koch as bookkeeper at the Gamble
stor. The latter, however, will
ncsoinue to work until January /.
Girl Scouts of Troop III held a
skating party Wednesday evening
at the armory.
Harold Edwards accompanied
Mr.. and Mrs. John Uban and
family to his former home at
Waterloo, Iowa Friday and visit
ed there until Sunday when he
returned home with Mr.. and Mrs
S. w. Limburg and son Jimmie
who had been vacation guests at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Peter
Limburg at Austinville.
Thanksgiving dinner guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. S. B. Duea were
Mrs. T. P. Hermanson, Ruth
Simpson and Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Vadheim of Tyler and Mr.. and
Mrs. L. A. Nordeen of Lake Ben
ton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Stevens and
daughters, Ruth Ann and Dor
othy, Mrs. Flora Michigan and
Mrs. Alice Van Fleet of Sac City,
Iowa and Mrs. Laura Matthews
were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Chester Baldwin for Thanksgiv-
ing.
C. r. Pryor returned Sunday
from Mankato where he had been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. j. L. Hend-
rickS.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1938-12-01
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Mr.. and Mrs. E. w. Field and
Mr.. and Mrs N D. French and
their daughter Louise of Garden
City, South Dakota spent Thanks
giving at the F. B. Forbes home
and departed Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. o. Grapp and
family returned to their home in
Minneapolis Friday after spend
ing Thanksgiving with Mrs. C. w.
Ellison and MIR. and Mrs. D. B.
Hauck.
Mrs. w. E. Paffrath who had
been recovering from an oper-
alton at the Redwood Falls hos
pital was able to return to her
home Thanksgiving day.
Emma Arnes returned Sunday
evening from Minneapolis where
she had spent several days with
relatives and friends.
E. H. Pearson who is employed
in the office of the Botsford Lum-
Der company spent Thanksgiving
at his home at Mortified.
Mrs. Emil Kuenzli and Mrs.
Jennie Pomroy who will spend
the winter away from Redwood
Falls were honored at a venison
dinner Tuesday evening with
other residents of the First Ma
tional apartments as hosts. Be-
sides the guests of honor others
present We're Mr.. and Mrs. l.. A.
Dittbenner, Mr.. and Mrs. E. C..
Korfhage, Mrs. H. w Ward, Mrs.
c. J. Harris, Emma Arnes, N. r.
Ryersor, Mrs. Florence MaItzke
and Mse MantzE.e,
Mrs. EMIL Kueh Iii and Mrs.
Jennie PonHoy spernss a few days
last week at tneb Ps. McCorquo-
dale home at Delhi.
Mercedes Lauterbach of st.
Paul was Thanksgiving guest of
her parents Mr.. and Mrs. Mike
Lauterbach.
Mrs. Emil Kuenzi and her
mother Mrs. Jennie Pomroy will
leave Friday for the Twin Cities.
Mrs. Pomroy will spend the WIN
ter with st. Paul relatives and
Mrs. Kuenzli will leave Saturday
for Pasadena, California to be
with her daughter Mrs. Eugene
Conterno and family at lilo
North Wilson Avenue until
spring. During their absence Mr.
and Mrs. J. T. Murdoch will oc-
cupy their apartment.
Mothers and all teachers were
guests at Thanksgiving tea last
Tuesday afternoon in the sewing
room when members of the eighth
grade home economics classes dir
ected by their instructor Miss AL
ma Olson were the hostesSes. I'm
usual was the centerpiece on the
refreshment table. Bright colored
animals and fowl made from
lemons, oranges and apples and
gumdropS with toothpick legs
were grouped around dish invit-
ingly filled with yellow corn
candy. Assorted fancy cookies,
small cakes, attractive sandwiches
and nut bread were served by the
girls in two groups to the mothers
from $3.50 until 4 p. m. and to
faculty members from Ais until
AS.
Mr.. ard Mrs. Ben Hornbacher
returned last Wednesday evening
from business visit at Worthing-
ton.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1938-12-01

Helen Muetzel and Mrs. Bruins
who accompanied Mr.. and Mrs.
Moritz Muetzel to Minneapolis
returned Wednesday.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
BURGLARS FAIL IN
 COOKE ST. BREAK
Proprietor Returns After Closing Hour to Inter-
 rupt Attempted Entry

Return of a drug store owner and his wife to his establishment two hours after he had closed last night resulted in discovery of an attempt ed burglary. The thieves made their escape.
 Isadore Stoll, owner of 8 drug store at 194 Cooke street, and Mrs. Stoll went to the drug store at 1 o'clock this morning to check on receipts in the cash register. Mrs. Stoll happened to hear noise in the rear of the store, and it was found that burglars, in the cellar, were attempting to open 8 trapdoor by boring holes through 1t.
 Police were notified at once, but when Motor Patrolmen James Mag ner and John Culleton arrived in response to radio call the thieves had disappeared. Nothing was talk en from the establishment.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
NEW BOOK BY (. F. RlESNER
''Inch=High People" Is En= gazing Children's
 Story

Little Inch High People by Charles Francis Riesner; published by Ju- nior Progress, Inc, price S2.50. Illus trations by George Wolfe.-A new type of child character is present. ed in the publication of Little Inch High People" by Charles Francis Riesner. Children will be captivated by the odd people, small folks from 1nch-High Town, Their adventures fill delightful and readable vol- tune, which has the appeal of the well-remembered Land of Oz, Won derland where Alice went, and other fabled lands famous in juvenile stories. Illustrations in the slightly less than one hundred pages, are by George Wolfe and are in car- toon pattern. Wolfe has done illus trations for many well-known mag azines. The children will delight in the colored pictures of these odd little people, the Spinach Shop. Ornery Pete, the Grape Juice Lake on whose banks are the Pepper mint Candy house, the Chocolate Drop Tree and the Fudge Tree; as well as the potato-bug horses, and all the other quaint streets and buildings and people of Inch h-High Town, that lies in Happy Valley snug between Laughing Mountains.
 Angelo Patri, child psychologist, has written for Little Inch High Town a preface in which he states the requisites for the ideal story imagination, drama, beauty, and scale" He states that the fact that the children of the story, and all the characters are SO small, not as high as ones small finger, will please young readers, immeasurably.
 The child that loves to hear about the Dinky Bird, the Sugar Plum Tree. Winken. Blinken and Nod, will be vastly entertained by MT. Rien- er's new book. Each chapter is a story in itself but all are connected with a continuity. The child that has mastered reading will eat up the P geS, and little seven or under seven-year-olds will listen rapturo- usly to its reading by their elders. A slight lesson in child behavior is skilfully but not too pronouncedly worked in to each chapter. The first chapter has half-page color plates, separated from the upper half which Is reading matter, an- other original feature of the book. Also to add to the interest of the reader or read-ee are words and music of Finch Highs Parade" in- side the jacket, with the musical notation in the new "symprovised" form.
 Like Alice who went down the rabbit hole and found Wonderland, little Peter of the story finds in the snow one morning a tiny brown log house, which his father tells him it is an Inch-High house, then tells to Peter the story of Inch-High Town,-"Have you ever heard of the Laughing Mountains?. Well far away where hardly any grown up person has ever been, are beau- tiful Laughing Mountains. There are two great peaks with valley in between and the valley has name too. It is called Happy Valley. If you stand way up on the moun- tain peak. ." but the rest we will leave to readers who are sure to be completely won-over by Little Inch-High People. e."-MM.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09

by the woman and the Liggett Company. The woman claimed she was injured in a fall caused by de- feet in the entrance to the Exchange place store of the defendant, which occurred November 16, 1886. The Moran Company was making repairs to the entrance at the time.
 Opposing Counsel
 Attorney Harry Krasow appeared for the woman; Attorney Martin E. Gormley represented the Liggett Drug Company; and Attorney Mich ael V. Blanseld and Attorney Harry Albert appeared for the Moran Company.
 New trial of the superior court action of John Kucineski against Walter V. Davey and others, which was decided for the plaintiff when tried in Litchfield superior court several months ago, has been ordered by the supreme court of errors.
 The high court found no error in the case of Grace s. Hartweil against the Town of Watertown, in which issues were found for the de- fense.
 Auto Accident
 In the Davey case, Judge Kenneth Wynne sustained the plaintiffs ver- dict after it had been returned. The supreme court says that certain factors were eliminated from the charge to the jury which may well have been prejudicial. The suit was based on an automobile accident.
 The Hartwell case was based on the women's contention that she was injured by a fall into a ditch which was not properly marked.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
$lSO,OOO SOUGHT
 FOR DORMITORIES
Dr. Albert JOrgensen of Connecticut State COl=
 lege Outlines Plans

Private funds to build new dor mitorieS at Connecticut State col lege are being sought, Dr. Albert N Jorgensen, president, revealed last night at meeting of the Mems league of the Second Congrega- tional church. The dormitories would cost $1So,ooo. he said.
 More than 800 Connecticut boys and girls who qualified for entrance had to be turned away from the col- lege last September. Harold C. Manning, president of the league, presided. The meeting followed a joint supper with the evening de- partment of the church.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
UNICOS ENDORSE
 SAFETY CAMPAIGN
Italian Members Pledge All Possible Assistance to
 Local Police

Waterbury's safety program was described to members of the Unico club at The Elton last night by Police Superintendent William J. Roach.
 Only through complete coopera- tion of all residents of the city, said Supt. Roach, can the city's ac- cident rate be reduced to a mini mum. He discussed the educational campaign carried on in this city, and said it has been effective in reduc- ing the number of accidents.
 The club, with more than 50 mem- bers present, went on record as en- dorsing the police safety program, and pledging all possible assistance.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
Foreclosure Judgments

Several foreclosure matters will be called to the attention of Judge Frank P. McEvoy in superior court Friday. They are as fol- lows:
 The Seymour Trust Company against Frances D. Wentworth and others.
 Home Owners Loan Corpora ton against Carmine A. MartinO and others.
 Homo Owners Loan Corpora ton against Elizabeth M. Costello.
 Waterbury Savings Bank against Mary E. Burns.
 New York Life Insurance Com pany against Jacques Henry Green and others.
 Motion to reopen the judgment has been made in the case of Roland H. Camp and others against Francis P. Guilf0ile and others.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09

Prices of motion picture theater tickets in Germany are rising.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
Liggett Drug Company
 Loses $3,6OO Verdict
Judgment for Injured Woman Upheld By Supreme COurt-New Trial Ordered in Auto Accident Suit

Judge Kenneth Wynnes superior court judgment of $6Oo for Mrs Elizabeth Cakns against the Lgett Drug decision handed down yesterday afternoon by Justice Allyn
 Brown The other justices concurred to the decision
 Judge Wynne refused to grant the woman judgment named defendants in the action The appeal was taken
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09

C OOASAO vzAV1A1SOOV
 Miss Doris Jacaruso, vice-presi- dent of the Italian Women's Democratic club, who has been convalescing from 8 fractured arm suffered recently, was guest of honor at 8 party given by MT. and Mrs. William Telash of Fair lawn avenue and Mrs. Frances Matuesivize. About twenty-five guests were in attendance. Miss Jacaruso was the recipient of many gifts.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09

Blanchard. Mrs. Elsa H. Doolittle, Miss Hilda Ericson, Mrs. Milton Hotchkiss, Miss Evelyn Jaeger, Har- old G. Pierpont, Mrs. August M. Poirier, Mrs. Frederick H. Salis- bury, Alonzo J. Bloodgood. Mrs. Wil- liam c. Prince, Miss Jeanette w. Shinn, Miss Evelyn M. Tewksbury, Miss Elsie Leisring, Mrs. J. o. P. Ma.lherz, Miss Grace E. Mckinley, and Miss Elinor Shumway.
 Lions have been raiding herds and killing many cattle in South Africa.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
SIXTEEN QUALIFY
 FOR CERTIFICATE

A number of persons will receive credit certificates for courses com pleted at the standard leadership training school, sponsored by the Waterbury Council of Churches.
 Those qualified include: Walter
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
GRASS FIRE

A grass fire at 956 West Main street was extinguished by f1remen in short order early this afternoon. Firemen answered an alarm at 12:35 and had the blaze out in 10 minutes.
 The property is owned by H. F. Lamphier.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09

Diamond production in Sierra Leone, Africa, has doubled in year.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
KIWANIS CLUB

Benjamin s. Coe was slated to be the speaker at this noon's meeting of the Kiwanis club at The Elton
 Several phases of modern house in- Sulation, including the question whether rock wool comes from sheep or rock were to be discussed
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
Former German Envoy Decries Nazi Policies
CPEAKING in

CPEAKING in O New or k City, Dr. Ernest Wilhelm Meyer revealed tn a { he resigned as first secretary of the German e m b a s sy in Washington, D. C., because he felt that present N zi policies were "unchris. tian and funda- mentally anti.
 German" T"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-09
45 MILES IN "A HOURS

Boston, March 1-(UP)-Having covered only 45 miles in A hours, the propellerless freighter S. S. Azalea City of Mobile, Ala, was re- ported 680 miles east of Boston at 8 a. m. (EST) today in a radio mes- sage from her convoy, the Coast Guard Cutter Chelan.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-11-19
CALIFORNIA GO.
WILL DRILL new
NO. DAKOTA TEST

The California CO. of Denver,
will drill a wildcat well on S44O ac-
ores of county land in Morton coun-
ty North Dakota. This land, includ-
ed in a block of 10000 acres, is to
be drilled on or before August IS,
1899 as called for in the lease.
Thomas w. Leach, of Tulsa has
completed transactions for the
lease and explained that equipment
from the Nesson test near Ray will
probably be used when operations
begin.
Geophysical crews of the Cali
fornia Co, a subsidiary of the Stan
dard Oil of California, had prev
iously worked this area and now
the Carter Oil Co. of Tulsa, sub
sidiary of the Standard Oil of New
Jersey. has seismograph crews in
the same vicinity. The latter firm
is working in the vicinity of the
Cedar Creek anticline in Montana
with another outfit
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-11-19
Conference
At TULSA IS
CONTINUED

r P Jackson, secretary of the
Oil Conservation Board of Mon
tana. returned Friday morning
from Fort Worth where he attend
ed the conferences of the special
committee of SO appointed by the
independent Petroleum Association
to try to work out problems of the
oil industry which recently resulted
in crude oil price cuts.
The meetings were chiefly behind
closed doors and little information
has been given out regarding the
sessions. The meeting voted down
two of the proposed plans. One was
to put an embargo on foreign oil
Instead the meeting favored con-
timed curtailment of foreign i'm
ports to about Az per cent of
demand. The meeting also voted
down the proposed shut down of all
oil wells to create a scarcity that
would in turn be followed by higher
prices.
Four other proposals were re-
ferred back to special committees
for study. Included was % di-
vorcement of pipelines, CD distin-
grafton bf dntegrated companies
l3) proration of refineries under
the Interstate Compact and (Q
Umpire to make ALLEGATIONS between
states. recommendation will be
made by the subcommittee at an
other meeting of the committee of
SO on December IA. Thereafter
meeting of the membership of the
/. P. A. will be called to pass upon
the findings of the committee of &c..
George McCabe of the Northwest
Refining Company was the official
Montana delegate, while Jackson
attended as an observer represen-|
ting the state board. Mr. McCabe
is expected to return next Monday
Mr.. Jackson reported that de-
moralized condition has grown up
in the industry as a result of the
disregard Of market conditions
and the cutting of the price of oil,
so that refiners are dumping dis
tress stocks of refined products at
whatever they will bring, leaving
the market in a demoraIized con-
dition.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-11-19

In the parlor a davenport stands,
A couple is sitting there
Holding hands,
So far, no farther,
But now in the parlor a cradle
stands,
The mother is weeping and wiring
ing her hands,
So far, no father.
To get a golddigger, a man has
to have what she takes.
Cut Bank Producer Been
your sorrows, suppose?"
Kelvin Producer-"No, but I've
been giving them a darn good swim
ming lesson"
A Scotchman took his girl into
a restaurant and she proceeded to
order everything on the menu. The
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1938-11-19

gcotchman sat in bewildered aston
lshment until the waiter asked:
And what are you going to have.
sir?"
I'm going to have a fit" said
the Scotchman.
Hello, where have you been?"
ITO the station to see my wife off
for a months visit to her mother"
but your hands are all black"
q know patted the engine. +"
What were you doing outside
the Waldorf-Astoria yesterday"
Il live there"
"Where?"
outside the waldorf-Astoria."
Gas Station Attendant: This high
test gas will stop all knocking in
your car. sir. ="
Motorist: Thanks. I'll put a
spoonful in my wife's coffee tomor-
row morning"
Edith: why did you stop Civ
ing him lessons in love?"
Bette: Because he started to
include me in his home work"
Father (reprOvingly) ''Do you
know what happens to liars when
they die?"
Johnny: Eyes sir. They lie still.
polly; Now I know why we
women are called birds"
Bob: Because you're always chat
tring?"
Polly: "No-because of the worms
we pick up"