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The Washington times., 1938-10-25

Field horses-Blue Tints, Alice
Dodge, Rebellious.
FIFTH RACE
Six FurlOngs
Genie Palatine (K'singer) 112
2-Time Signal (EccarO .... 113
3-Bluefield (Mora) ....... los
dark Sun (Renick) ..... Ill
5-Suburbanite (Witmer) -. SO
6-DiXieland (DuppS) ...... 102
Handicapper's choice - Genie
Palatine, Dixieland, Dark Sun.
SIXTH RACE
Mile and Three-Sixteenths
1-Scatterbrain (G. Seabo) .113
First Pigeon IL. Dupps) . 105
3-Chilly Ebbie wv. Snyder) lis
4-Would Dare &C. Corbett) 113
5-Starwick (E. LeBlanc) los
6-Mad Trump (Robertson) 108
Head Hunter III. Mora) 113
8-Bright Light (No Boy .113
9-In Memory wv. C. Huff 108
Melon q. Renick) 113
11-Balapin CNo Boy) .......11O
12-Deepwick (No Boy) .108
Handicapper's choice -, Would
Dare, In Memory, Head Hunter.
Field horses-Chilly Edible, Star
wick, Balapin.
SEVENTH RACE
One and One-Sixteenth Miles
America First (DriScolD. 102
The Washington times., 1938-10-25

SCALES. PATRICK-On Monday, October
"a, 1888. at Mt. Alto Hospital, PAT.
RICK SCALES, beloved father Of Mrs.
Agnes Cooney, Mrs. Helen Gilligan and
W. W. Chambers funeral company, 400
Chaplin Street Northwest, on Thursday,
October 81. 1898. at $40 a. m, thence
70 st. Stephens Catholic Church, Twen-
fifth Street and Pennsylvania Avenue.
where mass will be Offered at q. m:
for the repose of his soul. Relatives and
friends invited. Interment In Arlington
National CemeterH
The Washington times., 1938-10-25

ZAGAAII. SALVADORE-on Tuesday, oc-
tober %. 1898. at Sibley Hospital, SAL
VADORE ZAGAMI, the beloved husband
OF Angelina Zagami. Remains resting
at the W. W. Chambers Company South
east funeral home, 5l7 Eleventh Street
Southeast. Notice of funeral later.
The Washington times., 1938-10-25

ADVERTISEMENT
The Washington times., 1938-10-25
Paddock Picks EN-
AT LAUREL

WEATHER CLEAR, TRACK MUDDY
aACE-Purse, $1,000; claiming; 3-year-olds and up;
The Washington times., 1938-10-25

Long
The Washington times., 1938-10-25

Wild Irish. Artist. Extra Good. Drawout. War
The Washington times., 1938-10-25

NOTRE DAME, md.-Milt Pie
pul, 21O-pound fullback, today
was advanced to Notre Danes
second team and will be given a
shot at the varsity post.
Evening star., 1938-09-18

fops. and therefore un-American. He doesn't
like to dance, and thinks most of the really
nice things of life are lot of foolishness.
He apparently enjoys seeing himself pic
tured, in print, speeches and cartoons. as a
helpless sort of oaf, getting bald, more timd
every day, and paying the bills like the plod-
ding work horse that he is.
There roughly, is the popular picture of
the American husband A sorry sight, and
nothing for this country to be proud of. True,
he has his moments He can show shy burst
of generosity; he is good man to have around
in trouble: he is pretty dependable fellow
But he plays the game wrong. and ne has little
charm.
Some day, if the attacks upon him grow
worse he may defend himself. 1t will be a
long. hard pull for him, for he seems as good
as convicted now, and he has taken it all
lying down. But just suppose he did decide to
fight back against his prosecutors. His argu-
ment might run something like this
Il am responsible for most of the inven-
tions, the labor saving devices and the myriad
gadgets that make life easier for every wife in
this country. get tired, and sometimes l
work too hard, but do it because want to
make enough money for us all to live we'll. and
for my wife and children to have the things
think they deserve. When say to my wife
or daughter, Go ahead and buy it if you
really want it, mean to be kind, and it isn't
because don't care.
Sometimes, I'm sorry to say, would
rather eat dinner at club or good res
taurant, and for the first time in my life
I'll admit why: the food is better there.
Il apologize if it is my stupidity which has
driven my wife into women's clubs but some
how don't believe it; still believe she was
telling the truth when she said she had some
thing to do with clubs because she wanted
to be better citizen and a more useful person
in her own home.
Il am one of the men who has seen to it
that women own or control 80 per cent of the
wealth of the United States was that the act
of boor or cad? If am really inept at
making love, I'm terribly sorry; but are you
sure it is all my fault? occasionally have
Evening star., 1938-09-18
THE SLAP-HAPPY
lMERICAN HUSBAND
by Stanley Walker

done foolish and childish things but have
observed women doing things just as odd and
inexplicable.
"If my wife is outraged because don't
want our daughter to marry penniless
European with fancy manners. then | can
show you, and her, some revealing statistics
and name some interesting names.
Il may not be the noblest and bravest and
most admirable man in the world, but have
my points IA good many European women,
who might have had European husbands. will
say good word for me) and taking one thing
with another l do the best l can. And the
next time some glib speaker gets up and pulls
the old stuff about how impossible American
husbands are, Id thank you not to applaud
Evening star., 1938-09-18

- EcENTLY man who has attained some
Il eminence as consulting psychologist
u u made speech at state convention OF
wonen's clubs in which he said that the
American husband is far inferior to the
European husband as an emotional and intel
lectual companion. This defect, he said, &C
counted for the fact that there are so many
more women's clubs in this country than IN
Europe. In other words, home is such dull
place - the husbands fault - that the wife
is driven into the clubs as a sort of outlet for
her emotional and intellectual energies.
Did the women who heard this speech hiss
the speaker? Did any of them rise to defend
their husbands? Not at all. They applauded!
Now, this incident might be passed by as
trivial if it were an isolated case of husband
batting. But it isn't. 1t is only one OF long
list of indictments that, from time to time
and usually from persons of reputable stand
ing, have been drawn against the American
husband. He has become the convenient whip
pinp bow of the New World. And, although he
NAV turn on some distant tomorrow and have
his bitter say, he has so far taken his chastise-
ment in silence and as matter of course.
To summarize what is supposed to be wrong
with the American husband:
He pays too little attention to the more
delicate aspects of love e-making, is ashamed
to read poetry and is fearful of anything that
smacks of high romance. That is to say, he is
clumsy and bit dull.
He is boastful about the wrong things, such
as his golf score. his athletic proves at COL
lege, and his ability to make money. He can't
play.
He likes to spend his time at his club, or on
a trip somewhere with ''the boys. or frettng
away in his office piling up money. which, as
all Europeans know. is of no earthly use to
anyone.
He is so tired and preoccupied when at
home that he will eat any old thing and never
COMPLAIN, much less make any sensible sug-
pestion about the food served in his own
home. And he cares even less about the
furniture Just so he has comfortable chair.
He is careless of his clothes. and suspects
men who dress exceptionally we'll of being
Copyrishe 1875. Unitsd Nswspspers Magazine corpof
Evening star., 1938-09-18
AM I EDUCATED! !
bv Bextola BraleY

Yr's all done with questionnares these days.
The old rule-of-thumb test for education
d - whether man possessed enough useful
knowledge to do his job competently, and
enough cultural background to converse intel
ligently - is dated"
The modern method is much more exact. If
YOU can answer fifteen out of twenty questions
genially blasted out of the encyclopedia.
you're educated, no matter how dumb you
are; and if you can't answer more than ten of
them, you're an ignoramus, no matter how
bright you are.
And the more profoundly unadaptable to
any practical purpose the questions and
answers are, the prouder you can feel.
Check yourself on the appended list which
came to me in the mail. and see if you're as
educated as am. If you don't like my
answers, roll your own.
/. Question: Distinguish Barratry. Phle-
botomy and Philately.
Answer: Barratry, the making of barrels;
Phlebotomy, the study of phles; Fhilately
fatherhood.
2. Q. What is Chac Mool?
A. A male mule, but your spelling is
wrong, friend.
3. Q. Of what country was Brunhild prin-
cess?
A. The Brunx.
4. O. How long was the Midyard Serpent?
A. Mdyard - half a yard long.
5. O. Where is Zimbahbah? What is it?
A. In Zimboola A kind of bahbahlnk.
6. O. What name is associated with Guelph?
A. Mexico (The Guelph of Mexico)
7. O. What slew Balder?
A. Dandruff.
8. O. Where was the Living Buddha' home?
A. Buddhapest.
9. Q. Identify Chaka.
A. Playing card. (Chaka Diamonds)
10. O. Who was the great Sandemanian?"
A. The japanese Sandemanian.
IL. Q. Who was Fafner?
A. A character in song. (Fafner. dear
Fafner Come Home With Me Now
l2 O. What is Wundt's Law?
A. The law of inertia. If it wundt move.
it wundt.
49, O. What is a sistrum'
A. A rain barrel.
Ia. O. What are genes?
A. Arabian spirits in bottles and lamps.
Is. O. What are runes?
A. Tumble down buildings
l6 O. What native tribe shrirks human heads?
A. Critics.
II. O. What are succubi'
A. There's one born every minute.
18. O. What is a poltergest?
A. The ghost of hen.
49, O. What is troll'
A. A fishing song.
2O O. What is polyandry'
A. The philosophy Of Pollyanna
Evening star., 1938-09-18

Poos
The SLAp.HAppy AMERICAN HUSBAND :.
BY STANLEY WALKER
An EDUCATED! NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
BY BERToh BRALEY
The GREAT SHOE HvNcH .................
BY FRANCES WARfELo
Nivsfrotsd BY Miekosl
THEY THINK In A ScREwsALLT T.........
BY FREDERICK JAMES SAITH
The PANAMA Plo1. Pon u ...............
BY SAX ROAMER
MIystressd BY c. c. Ssoii
BY ALLAN SWIkTOk
Illustrated BY E1mess Brown
Is YouR CELLAR Dry? Observation-Disclosures. 10
BY THEODORE CRANE
LIQUID DYNAMITE. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 10
BY PAUL ". KARh,EY
Evening star., 1938-09-18

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BY MAY MAHohEY
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BY R. W. DAWSON
KINGS OF THE FLvwAys OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. -
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BY GRACE TURNER
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The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
WPA PROJECT
IS APPROVED

Continued from Page One}
wire continues TO cooperate in
having this meritorius project eX-
pedited as l appreciate the need
of it to the citizens OF Key west.
Announcement of the contlnu-
ance of this project was announ-
ced yesterday in The Citizen, the
information having been received
from official heads OF the WPA in
Washington.
Receipt of the advices which as
sured employees that there would
be no discontinuance of the work.
which was announced several
weeks ago, brought smiles of
happiness to the women at the
scene and today they are simply
overjoyed over the assurance of
continued activity
Further news on the above
project was reeeived from John
DuSs. secretary ot one OF the
senators in Washington, in telc-
gram to Mayor Willard NJ. Albury
this afternoon.
The telegram conveys the infor-
nation that the approval of the
project and the amount Of ex-
penditure was today signed by
the Comptroller. and the WPA adj
ministratiou in florida has been
So advised.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
Joe Soidano, Miss Lucefte De
Barritt Outstanding In Play

she is Toms real love interest
and fiancee. Everything goes
along swell, Sylvia is sadly dis
appointed and disillusioned, and
Tom and Babs have convinced
everyone that they are in love
Along comes Alfred Tennyson
Murgatoyd, poet of collegiate
dimensions, and sweeps Sylvia off
ner feet
Tom rejoices and prepares to
stop relations between himself
and Babs. That's where Tom
gets shocked. He finds he has
become really attached to Babs,
and that he is far from girl-shy
around her.
A minor romance runs under
the main plot, Okc and Peaches
Cartcr-rah rah type of lovers
having a swell time together. Al
though the play ends without
marriage promises or scenes, 1t Is
pretty well understood that Oke
and Peaches will eventually walk
the bridal path, and that Tom and
Babs most certainly will Enrap-
turcd Sylvia. carried away by the
transports of poet Murgatoyd,
will forever be happy around
him, and Birdie and Chuck will
continue to slug it out happily to-
gether. These love interests,
however, were clcverly brought
together with the emphasis most
ly on plot-interest and comedy.
Other good CONGRATULATIONS
were by Betty Rae Russell, Vance
Stirrup and Sarah Ann Birs.
Miss Eliza Gardner and Mrs.
Thelma Spcer, directors, were
presented with bouquets by Miss
Lucette Dc BarTitt during an in
Permission and received hearty
applause for their splendid work.
Virgie Key sang Sweetheart
of Sigma Chi" and Hector Bar
roso gave Goodnight Angel" in
a saXophone solo.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30

Joe Soldano, tough guy Oke
StimsOn, who changed the movie
aspirations of maid Birdie La
verne, taken by Lucette DeBarritt;
TO himself, gave one of the out
standing performances Of the
senior class play last night at the
High School Auditorium.
His swagger, crudeness. and yet
good heart under all the hard
shell was received joyfully by a
fairly large audience last night.
Miss DeBarritt was not far be-
hind in her Characterization of
the movie-struck Birdie-lorg-
nette and all-Who was alOOf to
a very enjoyable degree.
The main love interest in the
play, ably named Girl Shy" and
produced by special permission
of the Dramatic Publishing Com
pany, was between Tom Arsdale,
handsome, blonde and bashful
male center of the discussion,
played by Frank Johnson, and
Babs Sanford, Dorothy Mae Dun
gan.
It seems that Anthony Arsdale,
Toms parent, Paul Mesa, had
overbearingly ruled the youths
life, pointing out everything that
he should and shouldn't do. Comes
graduation time and father Ars-
dale decides that it is a wonder
full time for Tom to become hap
PLY welded" and promptly picks
out Sylvia Webster-Mary Faye
McClannahan-who is nice
enough person. but who Tom just
never has been very enthusiastic
about.
Babs then pulls the coup de
grace. She Pets Birdie interested
in movie aspirations, takes her
part as a maid, and when father
Asdale brings Sylvia to gradua-
ton with the intention of arrang-
ing a little tenderness between
them, gets Tuffie Oke Stimsor
and Tom to decide to pretend thai
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
GRIEVoUs

Editor, The Citizen:
fervently hope that the griev-
Gus error in the editorial section
of this afternoons Citizen" is
mis-print. and as such, will be
corrected tomorrow for the bene-
fit of those who depend upon the
paper as a source Of information.
However. in case il might be over
looked. I feel that someone should
point out that Mr. Hemingway's
movie. Spanish Earth" was
propaganda for the Loyalists, ie..
the present Spanish Government.
or Leftists. General Franco IS not
'generalissimo of the Leftists" as
YOU have stated Quite the re-
verse. he IS generaliSsimo Of the
Riehtists. the Fascist or Rebel
party
The Key West Citizen" is the
only paper that a great many Of
Key Vests citizens read. There
fore. I feel that IT should present
to them. without any confusion.
nj least the elements Of today $
political situation.
r BISHOP.
Kew West. Fla.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30

Admiral Lcahv told the Com
nittcc that the United States has
no naval problem i'm the Orient
and does not anticipate any so
long as Japan confines her &C
Invites to the Continent OF Asia
He gave his opinion that our navy
could not stand off the combined
forces of the three fascist pow
trS Tn regard to a aassal aaKifr-
standing with Csecat BRITAIN he
denied THAT there Was any IN
volvine ~the p0f1cing 81 The Pa
cllic ard Atlantic
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
Mrs. Bayly Will Attend
Convention

Mrs. f. J Bayly. president Of
the Woman's Auxiliary of St
Paups Episcopal Church, will at
tend the diocesan Episcopal con-
vetion to be held in West Palm
Beach May 3-4-5, as delegate
from the local auxiliary.
Journeying to Coral Gables,
Mrs. Bayly will be the guest of
Miss Helen G.. Warner, president
of the Daughters of the King of
South Florida. The two will at
tend the Daughters of the King
assembly at Fort Pierce May 49,
10.
Mrs. Bayly will leave Monday
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
PERSONAL MENTION
. essse~sssssssssssssss

Doris Tompkins, member of
the Fort Lauderdale police de-
partment, who paid his first visit
to Key West yesterday and de-
parted this morning, said he was
surprised at the city. had no idea
it was as large and as attractive,
and would make a more lengthy
stay when his vacation period
rolled around.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
COUNCIL HEARS
SCAVENGER ISSUE

Continued from Page One)
that it may be a good idea to take
the issue before the Supreme
Court, but this idea was soon dis
carded, after which Mr.. Lewis Of
fered to withdraw the contract,
providing that the city pay him
for the expense that he had in
Cured snice starting the opera
ton of the service.
1t was also suggested that the
city take over the contract itself,
and do away with the services
of MesSrs. Lewis and Sawyer, and
operate under the supervision OF
the sanitary and health officer.
1t was shown and stated at the
meeting that it would be a rather
difficult matter for the city to op-
crate the service itself inasmuch
as William Knight is giving such
satisfactory service, and that it
was only natural under the cir
cumstanceS that the greater ma
jority of residents were heartily
in favor of having Mr.. knight
continue handling their garbage
and trash.
In other words, it was shown
that the people themselves were
paving for the service, and it was
said that it would be rather I'M
fair to endeavor to force them to
give up Mr.. Knight, regardless Of
the fact that the city may desire
to operate under a new arrange
ment.
Courts Ruling
The Circuit Court ruled that
Mr.. Knight has a perfect right TO
operate the service as an indi-
vidual, provided that he does not
violate the sanitary laws.
/ Mr.. Knight has been continual
" operating the service since he
first started under contract with
the city, and since that time he
has been carrying on in the same
capacity as an individual, with no
connection whatever with the
city.
After the council had discussed
the matter from many angles,
the members could reach no
agreement. and the matter rested
with no action whatever being
taken on the issue.
The ordinance under which
Messrs. Lewis and Sawyer have
'been operating has not furnished
them any protection whatever, as
it has been declared unconstitu-
tional by the Circuit Court, and
they have been unable to secure
any amount of business, Us was
stated by Mr.. Lewis, whit places
them in o position whef they
are unable to operate much long
er. because it has proved to be :
losing proposition since they
started as was shown in the re.
port filed and read from the con.
tractors at the meeting last night
The status of the case now il
that Mr.. Knight will continue on
furnishing the same service as HI
has been giving in the past.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
ANDERSON RITES
THIS AFTERNOON

Funeral Of Mrs Mary n An
acrSor. who died Thursday
morning. IS being held this aft
erroon. I O'Clock. from St Pauls
Episcopal church, where the body
was placed al , o'lclock Rev.
Arthur 2 Dtnmick is officiating
Arrangements for the funeral
were under the direction q Lopez
Funeral Home
pallbearers who are serving
arr Harry Baldwin. " II
Pierce. Eugene Pierre, Frazier
plrdng. Harold Baker ard George
Pierce
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1938-04-30
aACHES BACK in THE WAMPUM ON
COMPLETION OF FIFTEEN YEAR PLAN
t"~ ss.~~'at"d Prc-~l

s-.------ SAN CARLOS, ArIZ., April 81.
THE poorest, saddest people on
earth IS years ago; today, opera
tors of their own Sl,0O0,0OO cat
tie industry"
That's the metamorphosis of
the Apache Indians in the phrase
OF James B. Kitch. Kitch is SUI
pcrintendent of the reservation
here and the ancestors of his
charges were, half a century ago.
the scourge of the Southwest
From 1890 to 1920 the Apaches
degenerated, economically and
spiritually, A third OF their num-
Der was on the federal ration roll.
the rest laundering in disma.
4 iethurgy.
IN 1918, Kitch was superinten-
dent of the Cheyenne Sioux res
y crvation in Wyoming. He came to
the San Carlos reservation TO buy
cattle. This. he says, IS what hn
found:
A vast reservation of hountl-
fiI range: white men operating
seven biz outfits with $4,000 head
of cattle: Indians owning less
than $500 head of cattle and those
almost worthless,
Kitch says that right then nc
determined to start rehablllta-
Fion movement. He says he kept
at Cato Sells and Charles Burke.
Indian commissioners, for five
years with his plan to make in
dependent cattlemcn of the
Apaches. In 1923 he was made
superintendent of the San Carlos
reservation,
He says his first move was Ia
placate suspicious tribal leaders
and draft with them a l5~year
program To drive out the white
cattlcmcn and set mp the Indians
in business. The Apaches. he
found. were natural cowboys and
cattlemCn-
The fifteen years Chueu iSSs
January On that day Hitch
ana his Indian ca'tlelneH arass
from the reservation the frcrSis 81
the last white cattle outfit thar
had operated on the lands Of the
ApacheS.
Casting up their accounts they
found this.
Cattle sales by tribcSmen
amounted to S3lso00 in 1887
their herds were valued a, S95s.-
009 and there were SO individual
cattlc owners.
Since 1923 the tribal popula-
ton increased from 2600 to ,
600. Fifteen years ago the tribe
got $4,000 year in grazing
fees. last wear their revenue from
cattle and earnings from federal
projects approached $500 600
The Apachcs are looking for
ward 10 making S. COO cattle grow
Nhxre 22.0oo grow ncw