The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1938-07-22
10Th Al Smith

Smith, aud IN no tody reflect the
attitude OF the paper or its editor,
ioho t0iH not assume any respon-
sibiIity for correctness thereof.
It's the Snoop again, and he's on
his second go-round. Yes sir, /
think I've got something in this
column. People are beginning to
make threats on my life. Mothers
point me out to their little ones;
upon approaching a crowd, the
conversation ceases and a death
like silence takes its place. All in
all, Tn considered a menace. Well
folks, you're crying for it, so here
goes.
Look out! That marriage bug is
on rampage and he's claimed an
other victim. Mr.. Bruce Rowell
and Miss Esther Sondeno applied
for a marriage license last We'd
nesday and by the time this publ
cation is out they will probably be
married.
Attention! Federal Bureau of In
vestigation, investigate immediate
| ly! Cecil Finley, our Angelus I'm
dertaker, is driving a car the pre-
sident of the First National had to
give up because he couldn't keep
it in gas.
Miss Cleo Hunt seems awfully
peeved. She wonders just whom
Mr.. Blacks bride is going to be.
Steve Stevens and high yellow
doing the south end.
Who makes more noise at a ball
game than Buffalo?
Well, Herbert the waiter, it
won't be long, another shot of that
two-bit whiskey and you'll be gone.
The runaway of the week. Jerry
Hunt, who ran off to Portland and
returned the next day like she had
spent the night at a girl friends.
You ought to see Mr.. Simons
meet Mrs. Gertrude Simons for
lunch = just like two 16-year-old
lovebirds.
Did you know that AL "Tiger"
Lewis goes horseback riding al
most every day, and that he once
owned horse? Well, neither did
I.
! Johnny Mae Smith does not be-
lieve in walking. She called Mar
Hing, the taxi driver, to ride four
blocks.
If you have never seen seals on
rocks you will get good imper-
sonation at the south end of Ma
drona Beach on any hot day.
Donald Hancock caused quite a
sensation at the beach last week
in his suit which did not quite COW
er his huge torso.
Those bathing beauty suits must
just be for posing for not the first
one has been in the water.
Many of the walters and bar
flies were at the beach Sunday
looking quite peaked.
Elmer Benson is quite a swim
mer.
Mrs. Alice Graves, isn't it about
time you let your husband out.
Charlie "Seabiscuit" Russell now
working on the railroad
Miss Vertner has barred another
young blood from the YWCA -
LIE Roy Rains.
Shelton Ellis ate so many wings
at the Owls picnic that he just
about took off.
The speed demon of the highway
was settled at the Owls picnic
with Sonny Lee emerging victor
ious.
Ted Williams and Dave Lee
have been donors of hot dogs and
soda pop to the Owls girl team
after their last two games.
Don't forget Baby Borders Jam
Session next Sunday night at All.
So sorry, says Ralph Jones. 1t
seems as if Ralph invited some
young ladies to visit him any time.
So one evening these young ladies
decided to visit Ralph. After they
knocked at Ralph's door for a few
minutes, Ralph finally stuck his
head out and said, I'm very sorry
you'll have to come back some 9TH
err time"
The other day downtown 1 was
looking at some pictures of the
1913 class of Broadway High cele-
brating their silver anniversary. In
one picture at table for six sat
Al Hall, and AIS been telling all
these ladies he's 38, and he is just
about ready to celebrate his half
century mark.
What is it that interests Bob
Frazier in the Dutch Maid Bak-
cry?
Girls, I haven't gotten around to
you very much, but the next two
weeks the snoop will be on his va
cation and he will be able to get
into every dive, nook and corner
So the next week 1 will devote