The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1938-10-13

for intensive study. &. And then finding DR.
w. johnson reading the mags with his hat
And Doc Franta looking peaceful digesting the days
news with feet propped on desk. told him he
worked too hard-he agreed And mentioned that
he must take that copy of McCars home to the Miss
u.s. Or he'd have to go back after IT,.
And burst in upon DR. A. f. Moynhan, to break
up his most pleasant dverson-reading the detective
story mags. :. He admitted he likes them but scorns
those who read them for the sensational horror they
contain His is completely scientific approach fol-
lowing with intense interest the development of
from a hair a strip of cloth. And Dewey
OGara is quite detective story fan, we understand
Perhaps club would be the solution.
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Limping Art Borgmann explained the injury was
caused when he stamped his heel on rock
Getting reckless in my old age said Art The
young scamp; he isn't much older than / am.
Johnny Dubois didn't miss days hunting last sea-
Junior Vandesteeg says he won't miss one this
year. Well Ed Kitzberger the musician,
averages nearly five miles daily walking strength
that pin that got cracked up in auto accident
last winter. Bob Winsow, telling about hunting
geese, says that once off-balance goose is gone
gosing. And Ben Dubois buying dimes worth
of carmels to a tickle in his throat One
swpe of the wash rag, claims DR.. j. F. Dubois and
his hair is combed And Dick Bushey admits he is
in that class as well.
Pheasants, like young turkeys, says Sim Weiner
can't stand water and then he fell to recalling how
his mother used to chase him out the farm to shay
the little turkeys inside when it raned And Mrs.
AL Parker caught the biggest fish Sunday. Hubby
went fishing too Probably had to row the boat.
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And of a sudden there is emergence of smart
new perambulators. The baby carriage has gone
modern, stream-lined. For long, the stock bed
wheels for Junior the old wicker basket, look
ing like bathtub with top and the ugly
under carriage. But now shapely designs, that
should please any squalling infant, find their way
into modern homes. Sunday few were out in
the weather.
Windy Day-Girls go down the street, their hair
blowing free. And the other hand clutches
tricky skirt, lest gust of wind come by. And
older men, the Debated kind, clamp paw the
brim to keep from parting company at the hair line
And the leaves swishing crescendo racing
heller SHELTER down the street. And dirt flies,
plasterng scrubbed and shiny faces. Not mine.
But Chief Lulu Kriesel doesn't mind the wind.
Heavens no, she just got back from the Windy
City. Where, incidentally, thru your correspon-
dents cooperation she called up collitch boy Bob
Forgetting that it was daylight saw
ing time, she hauled him out of bed-via the tee-
phone at the unearthy hour of $3.50 a. And
The bike rack at school stands empty and alone
while Uttered about the terrain a number of
vehicles And unheard of phenomenon: Duck
hunters are bothered by mosquitoes. Saw fellow
lighting pipe with one hand while the wind raced
by unnotced. . :. A feat near appauded right on
he street and longed to be able to do. But
matches have peculiar property Of not burning once
n my hands.
Sauce for the Gander-Perhaps that lone gander |
,ut at Bill Gritzmacher's farm is something of a
From his youth he has been alone, sep
arated from companionship of his other feathered
cousins. . While he Stunned all other animals, |
strangely he seemed fascinated by the horses.
He began following them around couldn't keep up.
and exerted his wings to aid in his chasing The
,ayoff is that he fly, bit uncommon say
hose who know about tame ganders. He is still
nooty toward the other animals. He fingers with the
Spotting them in the pasture down the line
piece he'll flap his wings, rises off the ground the
Height of the buildings, and he's off in the midst of
he horses. He paddles around the slough eats grass
With his strange friends. All together has swell
ime being the kingpin. -.