The Waterbury Democrat., 1938-03-11
(Cobwigbi 1857. by) CRIDLEY ADAMS.

Governor Clinton, a man who, per- sor1ally, has taken out 5985 U. S. Patents. This is record of an hun- dred times more patents than has ever been taken out by single in- dividual. He is an engineer, chemist and patent attorney, and is known as the Patent Buster" because of his consummate ability to find flaws in Patents-an acumen acquired through safe guarding his own de- vices and machinery. His mechani- cal mind is both practical and ala critous. Being given a problem to devise machinery to manufacture an article of large consumption than made by hand, he drafted, in few minutes time, machine that turn ed out one million day and re- quiring but fourteen employees to operate. While he is about to put on the market some two hundred articles combining utility and novel, ty and to be sold through .chaln stores ot meet the demand of the average home-owner and housewife, yet his big projects include an au- tomatic refrigerator requiring neith- CT electricity nor gas mad designed for millions of homes where such facilities are not available; radio requiring no tubes nor electricity: and, an automobile without carbue- tor or self-starter, and going fifty miles on one gallon of gasoline. One would think MT. Evans was dream ing" were it not for his record of having accomplished so much in so many different fields of endeavor, and in such a big way. A man whom the House of Morgan paid fee of $100,000 to make the survey which resulted in the forming of the great Bethlehem Steel Company, must posses most unusual ability. MT. and Mrs. Evans always enjoy the gen. iality and hospitality of the Hotel Governor Clinton whenever they are in New York City.
 Extreme courtesy and cleanliness combined with guests comfort"
 A Woman from Philadelphia, Pa.
 One of the sWankieSt of Long Island matrons was in a telephone booth of Fifth Avenue store, when she felt one of her diamond earrings drop to the floor. She felt she would get it when her phone chatter had ended, but, absently mindedly, left without doing so. Arriving home she recalled the fact, and hurriedly phCned the store, at which 8 very trustworthy young woman was sent to search the phone booths, and, sure enough, it was still there. The next day the matron sent maid in town for that PAIR of earrings that was lost" Because of the maids asking for pair, it was deemed best to withhold giving the one earring to her. The next day in swept the matron; took the earring: offered no thanks whatever to the young woman who found it. but, burst out with: Funny you couldn't have given this to my maid", and swept out. Oh, yes, there are lot of this type in New York.
 we have never had complaint from any one to whom we have recommended your Governor Clin- ton Hotel"
 -Uniontown Motor Club.
 Little Nora Nitwit
 heard her mother call out to her brother all those raisins he had around his mouth, at which Little Nora Nitwit just laughed and laughed because she knew that the fly paper she made her brother eat
 George Washington and Carry Nation achieved fame with a hat chet, but no one has ever done it with hammer.
 (The above is taken from the house organ. lover the Coffee Cups", issued by the Hotel Governor Clinton. A hostelry where 8 genu- inc welcome of friendliness reigns supreme)
 Deluxe in everything except price, as its rates are very moderate. 1,2OO rooms; all outside. Each with private bath, (some with shower.
 alsol, ssrviIor (yentilating), circu-
 Iatin- icewater, radio (aN 1 nx- tionAl rook-ups), linen Of ti.. finest quality. And they any cur beds w.li .tGst Guo you ta sleep.
 Hotel Governor Cliat0n 9th Ave. at 3lst Et., New Fork City tUnder Knott MaDagement) ] lAdv:l