The times-news. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1927-current, 1938-06-27
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your plans?
"Oh! You've found something
laugh about?"
laughing at Gilbert holding the
bar up at the Copley Plaza"
nelly ground white teeth. Il
could kill you.
81 wouldn't" said Joe. Then
you'd be all alone with Tarzan
here" A.,
"Youse talkin' about me-" put
in the Weasel suspiciousiy.
Certainly, darling" growled
Kelly. You're never out of our
WHY is it." Joe said to Kelly,
"that women persist in fighting
Fate? When | mentioned kismet
this morning. you scoffed. Yet
here he is right with us, sitting
on a case of Chandler & Sand
HAMS Peanut Tweeties.'
"Oh, shut up" said Kelly lrri-
tally. ;,
"Hev, listen" said the WeaSel
suddenly. "wot's in dis carr
chocolates. caramels, bonbons,
and confections," said Joe. "Do
have bonbon." :.
mo" declined the Weasel, att
or some thought, dem things up
sets me stummick.
Late in the afternoon they
crossed over into New York state:
when darkness fell the Weasel
called a halt at an isolated not
dog stand. From the car he COM
mandcd the proprietor to bring
forth a feast. The proprietor
oheycd. The feast consisted OF
hot dogs and soda pop, and the
Weasel received these commesti-
bles into the back of the car,
"Drive on" he said to Joe.
Half a mile farther along ne
ordered him to turn off on side
road and stop. Then he doled out
Kelly eyed the unholy meal
WITH uiStaste' .u sho cold
well all get scurVy or some
thing. Couldn't: we go into some
place and sit at a table like white
people?" =,
mot chanct," said the
Weasel "Youse might double
cross me-"
Kelly sighed. What SUSPECT
Gus mind you have, Mr.-Mr'-.
er-I haven't the advantage Oh
your last name"
"It's Wcynowski."
"How euphonious. Can you give
us a brief resume of the Central
European situation, Mr.. Wcynow-
ski?"
Huh" said Ed the Weasel.
Better skip it, | guess. But do
YOU honestly expect us to live on
Stuff like this all the way to Can
ada?" -,
The Weasel grinned. An idol
of ancient Egypt. tickled beneath
the nose with a feather-duster'
might have produced the same
"Dis or nuttin'," he said.
"C'mon take bite an play
you're in da Ditz."
Joe raised his pop bottle.
WELL" he said. down the
riverm
"You beast" Kelly turned on
him. 81 believe you're actually
enjoying this"
Never had better time in my
life," said Joe, draining the bot
tie.
The dreadful repast over. the
Weasel gave orders to resume
speed. Rather after the fashion
of one who has dined Inadequate
ly in a lifeboat and is now pre-
pared to await the dictates of
Destiny, Kelly composed herself
for rest. She slumped down in
her seat and stretched out her
legs. Joe, courtly man. took a
blanket that was folded over the
back of the seat and arranged it
behind her head.
"What service" she murmured.
= =
Joe swore under his breath. He
would have like to have Joined the
order of One-hand drivers, thrown
his other arm around Kelly and
permitted her head to rest against
his shoulder. But the presence of
Ed the Weasel deferred him. He
shrang from exhibiting affection
before the eyes of an individual
who looked like something sculp-
tured out of a mountain by Gut
zon Borglum.
"Da COILS tired" said the Wea-
sci. with compassion.
Don't you believe it. pal" said
Joe. Modern womanhood can't
take it, that's ALL"
"Pal," said Kelly disgustedly.
"Just couple of brother Elks.
aren't you?"
$50 to Sleep advised Joe.
And Kelly did. The Ford rolled
easily over the wide smooth high
way. The steady drone of the
motor was soothing. Presently her
eyes closed. Her head turned a
little to one side. Miss Kelly
Archer went bye-bye.
The Weasel broke long 81
lence.
"LISsen, guy" he said. chow
come you're takin' dis 50 easy
You know wot | mean. You dont
act like you give a damn if you
20 to Canada" ..' -ot ....
"Why should II" saM Joe
Canada or Canarise, what's the
difference? It's the gypsy in me.
Anyhow. Canada listens better
than Boston about now" ....
'But ola DANES got a yen to
go to Boston, amt she?"
"Dames get funny IDEAS" said
Joe. ......" ..
! "Ain't it da TRUTH" agreed the