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Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08

noisiest shirt he can find once a
year. And so it goes. AS Andy says,
Most always, it's Sumpin.
I had dinner the other evening
with Provence family, who had
brought with them, three French
maids bearing such pretty names
as Jeanne, Marie and Gabrielle.
With their permission the hostess
showed us the three small rooms
the girls occupied. They were models
of French neatneSS and charm.
Once a year they go to French
ball and about once a month to a
neighborhood movie. The rest of
their leisure, they sew, knit, and
paint. 1t was pleasant toss back
to the days when there was no ser
want problem. o, yes, each had
thrift account and had saved
two thirds of pay since being in
America.
In our town. the maid of all work
or inelegently THE hired girl" got
from $3.50 week TO S4 top paid
by the leading biggity. Often she
remained lifetime with one family
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
CLEAN FALSE TEETH
Get RID OF STAINS

New Easy Wey-No Brushing
Sera-klcen. amazing new discovery, re
moves blackest stains. tarnish, tartar lik,
magic. Just put false teeth or bridges in
glass of water and add Ste,a- kleen powder
No messy brushing. Recommended by den
tsts-approved by Good Housekeeping. A
all druggists. Money back if not delighted
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
GRAB BAG
One Minute Test

|. What are the functions Of n
probate court?
2. When was The u. S. depart
ment of labor established?
3. What is said to be the largest
planet in the solar system?
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
Hints ON Etiquette

The engagement ring is the only
expensive gift which may be eX-
changed between sweethearts. Gifts
other than candy, books and flowers
often lead to serious complications.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
TOday'S Horoscope

An interest in public affairs
characterizes people born today
Many of them win high political
office.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
on Sol SAYS
!, FRANK WATANABE
OH DOCTOR!
BY ED HOLDEN

OH DOCTOR!
Recently news embark to me that Doc
tors have discover how can subdue dis
eases thither before consider nonquench-
ible. Good stuff Doctors old boyi
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08

eases thither before consider nonquench-
ible Good stuff Doctors old boy
But Oh Doctor! We got many epidem-
icks which need fixing. For instant: The
relapse of mutual ages in wedlocks and
the kidhood itch to having married
babies before convalescent from own
childhood.
And Oh Doctor! So population got
creeping sensation up all spines feeling
the temperature of our rent going up
Symptoms expressing great inflama-
tion on food prices are breaking out in
blotches.
Also concussion of pedestrian and au-
to-intoxication are still very chronic.
How can removing cause please?
Sudden fevers of Quits in work shops
follow by total collapse of all workers.
This causing great congestion and enemic
profit to Bosses No discharges has been
notice yet.
And Oh Doctor! Low rumblings OF
eruptions on the skin of Europe have
commence.
Thank you please.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
Thought for the Day

The ego is beyond all disease not within the reach
of comprehension, free from all imagination, and
all-pervsding. Yoga Philosophy.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
One-Minute Test Answers

l. 1t judges wills, estates, mar
riages and the adoption of children!v n
2. 1918.
g. Jupiter
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08
Words of Wisdom

Millions died that Caesar might
be great.-Campbell.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-04-08

PENN SUPREME finest
lOO9o pure Pennsylvania =.
Weor-weIi good quollty pure
Pennsylvania, and Long Run,
finest Western OIL leod in
popularity becouse they leod
in value
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06

IettaIn Cloudy weather. Mandas Baby. bareback
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06

They are combination Of vet
eran experience and youthful
speed and seemingly have what it
takes to go places after all the lean
years. The next few weeks are ex-
pected to show more or less def
nitely where they are headed.
Now they are down in the cellar
with only two wins in II starts, but
in beating the Giants yesterday
they displayed everything, except
the kind of pitching they figure to
get before the season is over. At
that their pitching was good
enough. 1t won by to 5.
The hitting was the deciding fac
tor, although they got only II safe
blows against IS for the league
champions. The Reds made their
hits when they counted, and sand
wiched in two homers by Kan.
pouris and one each by Colbert
and Goodman.
SchOtt Winner
When the shooting finally was
over Gene Schott was credited
with a victory and Fred Fitzsim-
mons was charged with defeat.
And with that the Giants were
knocked out of a second-place tie
with the st. Louis Cardinals in
the standings, the latter breezing
to a victory behind Dizzy Dean,
who allowed the Boston Bees only
six hits and struck out IL to win
his fourth game.
The Gashouse Gang piled up
five home runs. Medwick, Gut
teridge. Pepper Martin. Ogrodow-
ski and Bordagary connecting, to
contribute to the 13-to-1 win.
Pirates Hold First
The Pittsburgh Pirates re-
manned in first place in the Ma.
tional League by beating the
Brooklyn Dodgers. to l, while
the Yankees moved up into I'M
disputed leadership in the Ameri-
can by knocking off the Detroit
Tigers, to 3.
In making it two in a row over
the Dodgers, the Pirates got some
tremendous pitching from Cy
Blanton, who allowed only five
hits, and utilized an 11-hit at
tack. Arky Vaughan contributed
four hits, including triple.
Monte Pearson pitched the Yam
kee victory and allowed only eight
hits, while George Selkirk belted
out a pair of homers, and the
Tigers tumbled into second place
in the standings.
In the only other American
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
FOR TOMORROW

xApprentico allowance claimed.
Weather clear; track, fast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Teams Clash
Sunday On
EIEpse
BY SID KATZNELL

Heading a nine-game card of the
National City Baseball ague
Sunday will be the Heurich.Un1on
Printer encounter on the East
Ellipse. :,
These teams started off auspl-
ciously last week. The Brewers, VINO
are the defending champions In
Section A, thumpe d the Mt.
Rainier Grays, is to 4, and the
Printers won a 12-inning pitching
battle from Shady Grove, to 0.
George Mosedale, who has been
playing Sandlot baseball for more
than 20 years, was the Printers
pitching hero in that hectic strug-
gle, allowing the Grovemen only
four scattered hits.
BarOni Pitches Well
His worthy opponent was none
other than Frank Baroni, who is
better known as the "Shanty"
Hogan of the sandlots because OF
the 200 odd pounds he carries
around on a 5-feet 6-inch frame.
Baroni hurled masterful ball, per-
hitting II hits.
Jesse James worked on the
mound for the Brewers last Sun
day and set the Grays down with
eight hits.
Now James is scheduled to face
Mosedale on the mound Sunday,
and if they pitch anything like
they did last time out then an
other hurting battle Is in store for
the fans.
New Team Added
The Star Radio-Ross Jewellers
game appears to be the best at
traction in Section B. They were
victorious last week, the Radiomen
defeating Reads Pharmacy, II to
10, and the jewelers. downing
260th Coast Artillery, IL to 3.
The game will be fought on West
Potomac diamond No. 10. Vic
Gauzza announced the addition OF
White Haven A. C. to Section B,
making five teams for that divi-
sion. The complete Sunday sched-
ule follows:
SECTION A
Mt Rainier GHays VS.. Shady Grove At
Mt. Rainier High school.
Dixie Pigs VS.. GOrdOn's Cafeteria, NO.
4 Monument Grounds.
AnacOstia Motors vs.. Rose Liquor
South Ellipse.
Union Printers VS.. Heurich Brewers,
East E1lipse.
SECTION b
26Oth Coast Artillery vs.. Reads Phaf.
macy, No. Fairlawn.
West Potomac.
D. G. Plumbers VS.. Neal Deal, No.
TakOma. -
West Potomac.
white Haven vs.. Georgetown A. G.,
No. West Potomac.
All games start at p. m.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Eastern, Wilson
Win Ball Ti|ts

Woodrow Wilson and Eastern
baseball teams today are celebrat-
ing victories won yesterday when
Mt. Rainier High and Episcopal,
respectively, went down before the
two local mines.
Woodrow Wilson took a 9-5
verdict over Mt. Rainier, while
Eastern, outhit IL to II, capitalized
on Episcopal errors to win, 12-7.
Ossutt, hurting for Wilson, held
Mt. Rainier to six hits.
Eastern had two big innings, the
first and the seventh, and scored
four runs in each.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Hero and Goat

THE HER O-Dizzy Dean
whose fourth straight wilma
13-tO-1 victory over the Bees
placed the Cardinals in undiS-
puted possession Of second place
In the National League.
THE GOAT-Fred Frank
house, of the Dodgers, who went
to the showers without retiring
q man after Pittsburgh scored
three runs in the first inning.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
RLNTERS FACE BREWERS IN NATIONAL CITY LOOP FEATURE
{. u. Easy Victor
In Track Event

Catholic University, 70; Ran
h-Macon, So; American Uni
versity, %.
That is the score sheet for yes
terday's track and field meet be
tween the three held in c. us
bowl.
C. US team, outstanding In
the competition, took 10 first
places out of a possible IA. Ran
dolph-Macon captured the remain
ing four.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Friends Netmen Win

Friends School tennis team yes
terday defeated Landon, 80, on
the Friends courts. Results:
sinTles-Newmyer (FO defeated Pope,
Go, 6-1: Dorian U) defeated Alex
andeF, Sc. 7-5; TrOyanOvsky Of de-
feated Randall, 6-3, IS, "a.
DOUBLES-AIexander and Newmyer
(F) defeated Randall and Smith, e..
6-2; Randall and Smith (L) defeated
Bravo and TrOyanovsky, "a, IS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Riggs Quint Honored

The Riggs National Bank bas-
ketball team, winner of the Bank
ers' Basketball League with Is
consecutive victories. was pre-
sented with gold baSketballS at a
banquet recently. The following
players were honored:
Harry SwitzeF. Bob Saum, Colbert
Weldon. Bill Mitchell, Bill BullOugh,
Guy Widner and Capt. Kenny Davis.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06

League game, the Philadelphia
Athletics beat the Chicago White
Sox, 7-6, while in the remaining
National League contest the Chi
cago Cubs climbed a notch by
blasting the Philadelphia Phillies,
ia, Collins and Demaree hitting
homerS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Are You a '"Cravu Hound?

It may not be cricket with Mrs Cornelius Beeckman
Emily Post but do you to dunk your bread in good
thick gravy7 There's for asking the question.
Because you are real heman, you take matters
entirely in your hands and Top of the Stove
Roast la Jean Green by reading tomorrows suggestion
No trick about it. And easy. Besides YOU'LL be on
the gravy yourself.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
Reds Show Evidence
OF Hitting Stride
By LAWToN CARVER

Generally picked first division possibilities and therefore
club that will make it tough the eventual winner Of
the National League pennant the Cincinnati Reds today
evidence of having hit their stride after bad start.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
Backward
Chances
so YEARS AGO

mint Lyman was expected
home from college A crew of
workers on the snow pillow west
from Morton struck for higher
pay Two Sanborn children died
of lung fever With the flood of
water which came into the Red
wood from the thaw, Sorlein's
mill started up and it looked as
though millers here would have
more water than they wanted.
The game of pinning the tail on
the donkey was all the rage in the
east One of DR.. Cases patients,
Allen B. Dickerson of Sanborn
was relieved of distressing tum-
or of the cheek F. w. Philbrick,
F. M. Birkenmeyer and company,
c. A. Francois and company and
King Brothers dry goods firms
agreed to close at 8 p. m. except
on Saturday nights French and
Porter took out over 5000 mus
KRAFT skins from the county. They
also got many mink, some foxes,
and innumerable geese and ducks.
j. L. Graves sprinkled blood on
his apple trees to keep the animals
from eating them. He described
it as ga sure cure So much
snow fell on J. B. Browns stable
roof that it fell in. After 10 hours
work by the neighbors, 70 head of
cattle were dug out, unframed.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
Impatience

ELECTED periodically, the president and
II congress in charge of the executive and
- legislative branches of our government
are in tune with the political trend in the
country, liberal or conservative as it may
be at the moment. The justices of the
supreme court, while appointed by the pre-
sident with senatorial approval, hold office
for life or until they choose to retire and,
therefore, may have entirely different lean
ings than the other two branches.
Probably this was planned by the con-
stitution trainers as a brake on headlong
rushes to the right or left. The interval
during which the three are out of step serves
to give time to think over more carefully
what at the moment seems expedlent. Then
as the justices pass on, new appointeeS ma
turally are men of inclination similar to the
groups in power and ideas which have stood
the test of careful reconsideration can go
forward.
President Roosevelt is not the first
president who has found himself out of step
with the supreme court. Such famed presi-
dents as Lincoln, Grant, Jackson and Jeffer-
son had their troubles with the elderly
judges. The number of members, which
MIR. Roosevelt seeks to increase, has already
been changed six times for one reason or an
other.
While thc Immediate effect of the presi-
dents proposal would be to pave the way for
liberal interpre u. Ion of the constitution in
favor of new deal laws, the more far reach
ing result would be to bring the judicial
branch more nearly in line with the execu-
tive and legislative in the matter of age,
period of service and political thought by
providing for retirement of judges at the
age of 70 and allowing the president to ap-
point an additional judge if the senior men,
Der does not choose to retire.
Endorsed by the people more than four
years ago, the new deal is still stymied by
men who came to power before that time. 1t
is not strange that a president, already in
his second term, has lost patience with the
mine old men" since they have declared I'M
constitutional eight measures dealing with
economic and social problems in these four
years. In IA years prior to the new deal,
only eight important measures falling in
this classification were similarly turned
down. These involved slavery, the right to
oax income, the responsibility of employers
for injuries sustained by employees and the
right of labor to organize.
Results at the last election would indi-
cate that the president has the support of
the public in the changes he wishes to make.
1t is probable therefore that constitutional
amendment authorizing such changes would
pass in due time. In time, likewise, the diff
iculties might be sidestepped by appoint
ment as vacancies occur, of justices agree
ing in political thought with the president,
congress and the country.
The presidents proposal clearly is
prompted by Impotence. Whether it is
adopted or not will depend on whether the
congress and that part of the public which
takes time to write their congressman share
chat Impotence.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
rs YEARS AGO

Ed Corcoran and his bride, Miss
Margaret Hutchinson were well
come residents in the Seaforth
community A. L. Leonard sold
his farm goods and moved to Del
hi to take charge of a mercantile
business William Russell of
Delhi purchased the William
Schempff blacksmith business at
Belview.- A travelling man invi-
ted Mr.. and Mrs. w. R. Roberts,
D. G. McNutt and Miss Maude
Rutter to a sleigh ride to Delhi. A
short way out of Redwood Falls
the road became completely in
nocent of ice and Stow and the
party was forced to walk to the
village A Scenic city band was
organized with Mike Lauterbach
as manager At Ira Reynolds
birthday party, F. r. Lobdell "got
away with head prize in some
mysterious manner Rev. E. V.
Du Bots who was visiting w. H.
Gold planned to open Parker col
lege at Winrebago in the fall
The Redwood Falls Literary and
Social circle met at the home of
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18

We recommend for your library
"a Room of Ones Own"-for
you Teddy Ahrens, the only Pen
ney employee who can possibly
get into the under-the-balcony
chamber now being constructed
in the Lohrenz building.
Protection from the females
after all these years, Theodore,
protection after all these years.
"We Are Seven" for MIR. and
Mrs. Henry Radtke and their new
quintuplets.
"Over The Hills and Far
Away" for John Krieger and
Ardmer Petersen who don't like
to be sighted while skiing with a
coupla school teachers.
paradise Lost" Coleman'S
profit when the beast who order
ed eight dinners didn't show up.
eff Winter Comes" the Hi
Ho club will be $3.50 behind.
-:-.-
This week we've been working
both ends against the middle and
how do you like it fellas?
Most appropriate middle names
l1ere giUen:
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
The Tax Question

THE MINNESOTA legislature has under
consideration major operation on
state income tax rates which would
boost taxes paid by corporations as much as
800 per cent in extreme cases and 200 to 400
per cent in the case of some individuals. Ma
turally such drastic change sets off flood
of adverse criticism of the bill, gist of which
is that such rates will drive profitable bust
ness undertakings from this state to others
where rates are more favorable.
This newspaper has long supported the
income tax theory of public financing as
sound in principle, in that it collects from
those best able to pay whereas property tax
es fail to consider returns on investments
in assessing holdings. Under the income tax
plan, the firm which loses money pays moth
ing while under the present system we pay
whether our efforts yield profits or not
Our advice to our legislators would be
to consider the bill from two angles. First,
are its rates fair as between firms and in
dividuals in various tax brackets? Second,
is the tax replacement tax? That is, does
it provide direct reduction on property
taxes or is the replacement idea myth, as
in many previous cases when we were led
to believe tax relief was in sight with the
enactment of some new measure
We need fear no competition from other
states when our government is operated
economically, its expenses paid by fair taxes.
publicity release" on Democratic
banquet concludes with this sentence Tick
cts are ten dollars per plate" We aren't
using the story, figuring that this is all the
local Democrats will care to know.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
Courthouse Mystery
Solved at Marshall

Marshall-The mystery of the
Lyon county courthouse ghost is
solved at last.
After terrifying members of the
weaker sex who work in the Of
fees there with mournfull, blood
curdling walls and moaning for
several days, this ghost was finally
cornered. The phantom turned
out to big owl imprisoned in the
ventilating register near one of
the employees desks. And the
owl wasn't a bit thankful upon
being relieved from its precarious
abode. AS Janitor Oscar Ander-
son reached down the register to
release it, the bird sank one razor
keen talon so deep in Oscars
thumb that it took a pair of scis-
SorS to probe it out.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
5 YEARS AGO

George SHINING, Wabasso bust
ness man died. Miss Alvina Ha-
gen and Erwin Kraemer were
married. Redwood Falls under
went its fourth defeat of the sea-
son when it fell before New Ulm
80 to 15.- Six inches of snow fall
blocked Redwood county roads,
The Kurtz pool hall and Weis bar
Der shop moved to the former Cd
laug undertaking site on Mill
street in the first of a series of
business moves Otto Bremen,
st. Paul banker was appointed a
director of the Reconstruction FL
nance corporation The Red
wood Falls school board voted to
slash $4,000 from its budget
Gerald Peterson, former Redwood
Falls man, was killed while cut
ting wood at Lake Crystal The
American Legion established an
employment service for reedy
persons.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
@tary' S
Little foam

G.. Ayars B.
w. Harken L.
j. Taylor M.
Most historic
o. Lincoln K.
r. MAMMALIAN J.
B. Emerson M.
Most flattering-
H. Prettyman S.
G. Christian S.
Most threatening
w. Gum M. S.
Most like q dog food
A. Renhardt S.
Most Scandinavian
L. Hjalmer B.
N. Birkedahl A.
j. Emil M.
Most priSSy-
E. Vincent o.
E. Albert o.
Most horrible
E. Baldwin o.
E. Oscar c.
w. Otto H.
Only thing worthwhile we
found out in the middle name re-
search was the it's Freddy Bdrth-
olon,eaD Macs. And Freddy's been
trying to tell us the B. stood for
honey!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
10 YEARS AGO

Deaths included those of Mrs. o.
B. Turrell, SO; Mrs. Anna Near.
ants, formerly of Wabasso; Mrs.
August Seebeck of Homer town..
ship; Tom Shemon of Seaforth;
Arthur Wyman, brother Of Mrs.
G.. E. Mckay; John Mum of Sea-
forth and Carl Struckman, broth,
er of Mrs. Mathilda Joern.- Mrs.
c. v. Everett presided at a tea
given by the League of Women
Voters Jesse, Slaymaker of
Morgan won a wrestling match
from Kid Hiatt, welterweight
champion of Canada, at the Wa
basso hall.-Margaret Britton and
John Krieger won the Lincoln es-
say contest at the high school
The Legion-business mems smok-
er was highly successful Miss
Wonetra KeiSter of Dakota. Hin
OILS, was married to Karl Keil of
Redwood Falls The NJ. A.
Ebright family planned to move to
Oklahoma CITY, G. A. Broberg
ard son of Willmar bought the
Leader cafe from William Weig-
Ter.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-02-18
GOPHERS DEFEAT
ALL-STAR SQUAD

A local all-star team held its
own surprisingly well against an
aggregation of Minnesota athletes
in a basketball clash at the Red
wood Falls armory Friday night.
Winning 40 to 81, the Galloping
Gophers left town with their
tenth consecutive victory of the
season.
Julia Alphonse, co-captain of
the 1886 Minnesota football team,
Ray Anti, fluffy Thompson and
Frank Barle were introduced by
Otis Dypwick, sports writer and
student manager.