The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1937-01-08
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uua1sm' the jackass WIshino :,
improve Shghtty upon the repub
mean elephants treatment decioo,
70 extend the transfusIons 70 49,
L million. So the public wa
given the FERA. II Is nn;to wa va
side TOO that the democratic lack.
ass had read the scripturaj Ar.
COUNT l1or we have often hear
JavKasses quote scripturel or tbe
reeoIng or the multitude with +be
I've leaves and three fishes onG
tn9C after the multitude had been
feI 1ney gathered twelve basket
1uls of fragments.
Now any farmer who has ba,
e~Pe[ience with jackasses and ee-
Peclduy democratic jackasses
-lnowS that they always fave an
Eye TO the main chance and =
y 70 be expected that what the
democratic jackass had perrn oct
IN ms mind was those - basket
1ulIs OF fragments, but since M
one mas ever discovered anything
.-tTlne about tie jackass, least of
al about the democratic iackass
lie twelve basketfulls of fro~
m ,11 failed conspicuou &c
4he blood translation ira
---o-l'' no" eV3r' WIS L.o4e succvo.,.
IA ZOE d tln4e III leas. tnan ina
" TIE republican elephant, since
ne gave the transtus2Ons to
Class OF people VINO in turn gave
4 t'411A uS4o4lS 10 Otner small hus1-
>->o' 4--eIl' IAerc4~antS anu local
-->-A1tI1es, whereas the elephants |
-ol'C!ellts could only give trans |
LuS1ons to a very limited hummer
ana tneSe had no need for 1nlme-
Ilate transfusiOns. However. :
1aSnt long until the larger con |
Il0uCors to the puOlic treasury
'936an TO complain that the meth
a OF transmission wa: Weakenlpg
ne morale" of the nation since
nose who were receiving tbc
'ranstuslons were not REQUIRED to
-lake any great physical exer-
ons 20 secure them, So a new
netnod was adopted called ti+
WA meaning Works Progress
administration, which consisted
II some Work, little or no Pro
.r@ss' and even less Administra-
Ion. The object Of t he WPA
program as near as anyone can
gather from a study of the pro-
ects undertaken is to utilize the
greatest amount Of physical eff
ort possible in doing a Job that
oesn't need to be done, in the
1ost inefficient manner am =
pending the maximum amount
t money on the doing the public
r that portion of the puhlif
'hich expends the physical ener-
y will be kidded into the belief '
lat by making this great physi.
d exertion in the performance
unneces9ar and non-productive
Undertakings in the mort ineffi-
ent Kramer, they are earning
leir Subsistence" or Security" t
w Ell. co N"F21Nracn 2 | -
nn Known saving "You can kid c
! the people a part of the time {
etc" t
But now we come to the sad p
srr OF the tale. The BLOOD d
method worked SO Ii
eli as long as it was continued, $
nee the recipients of the trans p
sions in their turn gave trans b
.3iOns to other patients, that p
e democratic jackass has begun 1.
believe that the imitation lions i
in, constructed from the dis OF
rded and worthless hide of the /
ceased republican elephant has tn
ruaIly transformed the long ear h
democratic quadruped into "a
nuine lion the king of economic so
ASS. A mere recent victory ga
or the pile OF bones and offal, co
ich is all the visible remnant: pc
the old republican elephant iol
J still fur her strengthened tie
kass in the conviction that he &c,
really a lion after all despite bv
long ears, and SO thoroughly hiC
WINGED has he become of his be
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