The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-09-21
Italian Recreation Bowling League

He chose President Louie Pied monte as the first guest commen- tator and here he offers the honor able presidents commentatorities President Piedmonte talking-my team, California, will cop first prize money which I intend to use for the purpose of opening up string of chain barber shops. Because Curly" Sparano won the second game with his 113 feel that the boks I bought for him have irn- proved his bowling so much that I am ordering the rest of the team to take an extension course. One thing can't quite understand, why "Menjou" Ciminera, "Ponzi" Pettin- icco and "Boils" Pitrucci were put on my team. I don't need them; Curly Sparano and myself can take over any ten men in town. Oh, well!! Oh. well!!
 As for the rest of the teams, I wonder why Dartmouth was enter ed into the league. Certainly, they slow up the competition. Take the team singly--"Gorgeous" Imbimbo will never again hope to show the form he did in 1881, Noisy" Pan- l.one's glass arm was shattered powdering Smiles" Perazella's back which eliminates Smiles" from ever being a threat, and Buster Guarini proved his intelligence by afiling to participate the first night. I have already bribed "Flatfooted' Ferrari. so, do not fear Dart Llouth.
 Brown, I'm laughing up my sleeve, will not hit 1900 for three games all year. "Amicable" Capo- bianco, Butcher" Lipoli," Taylor Palladino, See Me Next Time Capaldo and Hooker" Latino com pose the greatest cellar combina- ton of the league, so, do not fear Brown.
 Army looks good with the excep- tion of Benefit" Toletti, "Cappy' Piacentino, Gable" Ciasullo, "77er' Perrella and Greater" Manzo, so, dU not fear Army.
 Harvard? Harvard? Well, I re- serve mby opinion on them, but vii invite Trucker" Cocchiola, Knock Kneed" Gugliotti, "Mustachio" Pas sarello, Mac" Masone. Snowy Corpola to free lessons in bowling and I do so because of mere court esy tao the walloping they tenderet Yale, so I do not fear Harvard.
 Yale, only after the licking they took from Harvard, do they realizE that Curtains" Carissimi, Man Mountain" Piazza and "Crabby Rivero need the steady, consisten accuracy that can give them. A! for Wildcat" Santillo anc Change" Ciminera, well-I do no fear Yale.
 Is Navy still in this league? surely thought that they would b, put into Glass xxx competition. think I shall recommend such { move. Always Tardy "Manzo'' Anxious" Genova proved my abov' contention with their 293 and 30i respective scores. Cutie" GarafolC must be drafted as the spare tir for my team. Asbestos" Gizzi anr Sebastino shall prove to be my two greatest assets in the league, so, do rot fear Navy.
 The rules committee couldn' have done a better job of picking a bunch of holsters to bowl on the Princeton team. "Surance" Conte "Capone" Scarpetti. "Newsy" Col sngelo, "Feathery" Dente ano Twins" Lombardi as a combination can not, and say emphatically GAN NOT, finish better thar seventh in standing, so, I do not fear Princeton.
 do not fear any team in the Italian Recreation League or any other league in this wide world During the course of my summer training for this bowling season ] perfected the "Tarzen" yell of chal- lenge SO well that again I say, | the one and only Lingi Pasta Fosile" Piedmonte, will win the championship of the Italian Recre- etion Bowling League for my team. (End of President Piedmonti's com mentatorities.)
 Attention, gang, are we to let Luigi get away with this? Are we! I'll say we are-until Thursday nights.
 A call for prefect attendance is at this time being issued for Thursday night at 8:30 o'clock. Adietl.