davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

eminent. and they believe that o.
these three powers, tie Fedora
Government should do the job.
Capital, through codes, and labor,
through collective bargaining and
strikes, might effectively regulate
wages and hours but few believe
that the regulation viii be a:
equitable and as fair to the gen
eraI national order and economy
as if the Government fixed them
through legislation.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
EXPERTS WRONG in
MAKING ESTIMATE
nv Associated PreSsl

AUSTIN, Tex, June 21.-The
experts were wrong when they said
Texas would have only $4,000 old
age pensioners. The rolls now list
10000 and are still growing with
the system in effect less than q
year.
The low figures was based on
the experiences of other states.
The only explanation offered by
authorities is that people live
longer in Texas
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
SPONGE SALE
HELD TO-DAY

There Nere few sponge offer
ings at the Municipal Dock this
morning all Of which weIe sold
the revenue from the sales teing
S128.06.
SmaT lots of wool, yellow and
grass bringing normal prizes
There were 20 hanehes of wool
selling for s64.6s; 40 yellow for
$3.50 md 81 hCnekes Of grass
[or S24.44. Snaler lots OF the
several grades made up the total.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
BY HUGO SIMS
Especial Washington Correspond
emit Of The citizen)

The Townsend movement which
worried the political leaders o.
both parties last year is now
shaken with internal dissension.
almost amounting to rebellion.
While the California physician
continues to. advocate his pension
idea, his adversaries clam that he
has used the movement for parti-
san politics and recently twelve
department heads in Chicago quit
in a body. The cause o. the dis
turbance NaS Dr.. TOwnsead's op-
position to the Court reform plan
which some eontended was s mat
ter outside the sphere o. the or
ganization which shO-ld be con-
cerned with pensions only.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
Holdings OF Late Judge
Browne Total $2S,26l.64

According to the returns filed
by Miss LOuiss Delaney and Mizs
Lillian Lujan, there is S5.36i-es
in personal property and SZ1
500 IN real estate holdings. MAJ
ing a total Of S2s,261.64.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
Social Welfare Workers =.
Arrive Here For Visit

blooming on Duval street, Mss
Nelson was asked by The Citizen
If she was enjoying her visit and
replied: "Whila looking at those
gorgeous blooms I can do nothing
but say oh and sAh' and wish
that some Of my friends, and in
fact everybody, in other sections
Of the state could see them"
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
Drunken Pedestrian
Latest Road Menace

san FRANCISCO, June 2f.-
Khe arunken PEDESTRIAN Is beeom-
- - Ereat q problem as the
asanken driver. according 70 the
safetg department Of the Califor-
as state Automob le Association.
Association officials say that
eines 1919 drivers who had been
dftakiaE pFior @ accidents in
eleased fear times While the num-
49, 81 iaiured drunken pedestrians
lnxEessed five tina
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
PEDRO PARAMO
DIED THIS A. N.
FUNERAL SERVICES WERE
CONDUCTED THIS AFT
ERNooN

Pedro PsramO. age 4s. d.ed this
morning at 7 O'Clock at the Mer-
cedes HosritaI. Funeral services
we're he'd this afternoon at 3
O'Clock at the Pritchard Funeral
Home. Rev Perez officiating.
Survivors are two brothers, one
in Cuba and one in Tampa.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
MRS. +. GRANA
DIED SATURDAY.
FUNERAL SERVICES WERE
CONDUCTED YESTERDAY
AFTERNOON

Mrs. Faustina Grana, sc, died
Saturday afternoon in her resi-
denca. SIT Division street. Fun
erai services, under the direction
of Pritchard's Funeral Home, were
held $50 o'clock yesterday aft
ernooR, from the residence, Rev.
GuilIermo Perez officiating.
The deceased is survived by two
sons, Mateo Bartholomew and Lofts
Grana.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
FOUR MARRIAGE
LICENSES ISSUED

Marriage licenses Issued from
the office of Judge Raymond R.
Lord during the week ending
June 81 were to the following:
john Taylor and Estelle Piedad
Rfea; ROYAL Klentsworth and
Janet Rosemary Hammond; Luth-
er Winfrey and Elizabeth Terry;
Eubert Montgomery and Florence
Sands.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
Appoints Members For
District Welfare Unit

TALLAHASSEE. June 21--
Governor Fred P. Gone teday app
pointed ON District Ten Welfare
Beard. DIR. David Rose. Sebastian;
DR.. H. c. MeDsrmid. okseehobses
Judge Otis R. Parker. Fort Pierce;
Stanley kitehias. Stuart; Mr..
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
If The Well Kisses,
Look Out For Rain
nv AssoeIatea Pressl

JOHNSON, Kas., June a.
TIE old town well IS City Clerk
Elan Hilty's barometer.
IF the well cover hissess Hilty
says, it is a sure sign of rain.
The clerk explains that the cover
ing has a small hole through which
air rushes when atmospheric con-
ditions change.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21
Chang Plans 5000
Miles OF Railroad
nv A..oelatea Pre..l

SHANGHAI, China, June 21.-
Generalissimo Chang Kai-shek
has drawn up plans for the con-
struction in the next five years of
two railway systems. totaling s.
900 miles. That means eonstruc-
ton Of as many miles as were
built in the half century before
1895.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

Miss Hester II. Graham and
Miss Martha Nelson, both Of the
Board of Social Welfare Number
10, headquarters in West Palm
Beach, are visitors in Key West
and pan to remain until tomor-
row.
While gazing at the many beau
tiful poineiana trees luxuriantiy
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

DIR. Townsend made no secret Of
his opposition to the Roosevelt
Administration last year, dividing
his support between William
Lemke and Governor Landon in
stztes where MIR. Lemke's name
was not on the ballot. The Roose-
welt victory was a blow, followed
by his indictment for contempt
ard by a subsequent House Com
mittee report that the entire plan
was unsOund, inflatiOnary and
economically chaotic. Present
membership Of the organization Is
uncertain, with Spokesman claim
ing five million or more, but
some Of the resigning group say it
is about S,500,00O. Its greatest
strength Is in the agrarian West,
particularly in the DakOtas, and
with important strength in Wis
consin, Minnesota and California.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

The bill may come up at any
time although the WPA relief bill
viii probably be considered by
the Senate for some time The re-
lection of the Presidents plan
was largely the work Of Demo
Gratis who joined three Republi-
cans in OPPOSITION. Strategy viii
probably center around some
compromise. Senator Hatch, who
opposed the bill IN committee,
proposed a permanent court Of
nine, with a supplementary judge
for each justice over IS, with a
limit of one such appointment a
year. Senator Andrews, is for a
permanent court Of eleven men,
bers. Most observers expect Sem
ator Robinson to play for a COM
promise, with a two or three
judge increase which, it is argued,
with the new liberalism OF the
Continued Ola Page Four)
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

The Senate Judiciary Commit
tee last week presented its adverse
report on the Presidents court
reform proposal recommending its
rejection as a dangerous abandon
ment of constitutional principle
which would subjugate the courts
to the viii OF Congress and the
President, destroy the indepen-
dence of the judiciary, force judi
cial Interpretation of the Consti-
tuition to conform to executive OF
Legislative opinions and, at the
same time, fail to Danish age from
the bench, affect the power of any
court to hold laws uneonstitu-
tional, reduce the costs of litiga-
ton or speed up the decision OF
cases.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

Inventory and report OF APP
praisers who were appointed TO
appraise the proprty, real and
personal, Of the late Judge JEFF
ffeFsOn B. Browne was completed
last week and filed in the office
of Judge Raymond R. Lord, Sat
urday.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

ice L. Earman. cssrre A. chaIk.
CT and DR.. Carl n. Esesnaa. Wass
Palm Beach: Mrs. chsssfins E4ea
field. Fort LAadsrSals.
The msmbsr from Ms-rss
ceunsy is 10 be appointed l.sss.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

TOWNSEND MOVEMENT
GROUP POWER FADING
BRITISH FACE PROBLEMS
TRADE PACT DELAYED
CONTROL OF WAGES
a covERNMENT JoB7
HIGH TARIFF PRESSURE
COURT FIGHT STATUS
OUR GOLD DILEMMA
IzLcIAN PREMIER HERE
SEEK WORLD TRADE PACT
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

Advocates of the measure, In
GLIDING BENJAMIN V. Cohen and
Thomas G. COreoTan, who wrote
the bill, say that wages and hours
vii be fixed in the country By
either capital, labor, or the Gov
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

The main fight on the proposed
Federal Wage-and-Hours Act viii
probably center upon the first
part of Section 5, covering wages.
although there viii be consider
able opposition to the second sec
ton, governing hours. OF course.
those who appear before the con-
gressional committees viii base
some arguments on historical OF
economic grounds, bringing IN
states rights and the threat of a
Federal priee-fixing law through
rising prices. The idea has been
advanced that large industrial
states, under recent Supreme
Court decisions, can bar imports
produced in violation of their OVID
established working standards but
this carries with it the threat of
upsetting the national economy.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

Apparently, the matter of i'm
proved trade relations between
the United States and the British
Empire win be delayed until the
Dominion statesmen get home
from the London Conference for
consultation with tkeir leaders.
The efforts OF the British to bind
the great demOcracies of the world
together through ssrOng economic
community of interests depends
for its success upOn some conees-
sions by tle dOminiOns, particu-
larly in the natter of food ship
ments to the British Isles.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-06-21

The general opinion is that they
declined to make any great
material sacrifices. They remem-
Der the hard bargaining in the
Ottawa Conference of 1892 and
their efforts to secure limited
quotas for their exports which
had to share British markets with
Scandinavian, South American and
other countries having special fl
naneiaI or trade arrangements
with Great Britain. Moreover, all
Of them had grievances against
the United States because this
country has closed its markets to
much of their trade.
The Washington times., 1937-03-22
APPLIQUE BEDsPREAD

You'll glory in Morning Glories
that beautify bedspread in less
time than 1t takes to tell. It's the
simplest Of stitchery-only the
shaded portion Of the flowers in
applique-the leaves and tendrils
in blanket and outline stitch.
Extra motifs are included for the
bolSter-you can also use them
on matching scarf. Pattern 1457
contains a transfer pattern Of
The Washington times., 1937-03-22
PATTERN 1457

motif 141ax15 inches; two and
two reverse motifs 514x5A inches
and applique pattern pieces; illu-
Strations of stitches used; material
requirements; color chart.
Send 10 cents in stamps or coin
(coin preferred for this pattern
to The Washington Times Needle
craft Dept, 80 Eighth Avenue, New
York, N. Y. Write plainly PAT
TERN NUMBER, your NAME and
ADDRESS.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-03-18
J. schernitzki left Monday

j. schernitzki left Monday TO,
Coulee Dam. il
i Joyce Pickett of Irrigon is visit
ing Billie Markham this week.
Neva Griffith spent Sunday visit
ing friends in Yakima.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glen Forbes and
Mr.. and Mrs. Yearout of Wapato
were Sunday visitors at the Roy
Allen home.
Mrs. William Starkey and two
daughters, who have been visiting
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Boettcher returned to Seattle
Sunday. Mrs. Frank Bray and small
son, who have been visiting at the
G. L. DIETRICH home also returned
to her home in Seattle.
Myrtle Barnett and Meta Fetch
er who are attending Cheney nor
NAL spent the weekend visiting
their parents in Richland.
DR.. and Mrs. Lemon, who have
been spending the winter in Chica-
go where DR.. Lemon has been TAX
ing up special work in the study OF
the eyes, ear, nose and throat, re-
turned to Richland Saturday.
Bonnie Van Fossen, who has been
stationed in a &C camp at Mt.
Rainier is spending few days Wis
iting his mother, Mrs. Alice Van
FosSen.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rider spent Wed
nesday in Richland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sydney Relton en-
tertained for Sunday dinner, Mr..
and Mrs. r. r. Mcintosh, Mr.. and
Mrs. Earl Jones, Mr.. and Mrs. Sam
Mcmahon of Pasco, Mr.. and Mrs.
r. B. Dighton, Alice Van Fossen
and Mr.. and Mrs. Harlon Muncey
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-03-18
Hig h l ands
Highlights

The grange held its regular meet
ing at the Highland clubhouse on
Thursday evening. There were
quite a few guests present. There
was contest on between the men
and the ladies as to who could put
on the best program. The ladies put
on their program four weeks ago
and Of course expected the men to
more than Guido them. But to their
great disappointment the men put
on a silent one. There was no pro-
gram. So now it's up to the men to
give the ladies dinner and they
are wondering II the dinner will
turn out the same as their program
did, a foodless one.
Iambing Is In full swing at the
Christ Christensen rancn. One eve
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-03-18

A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. B. Schiller Thursday at Yaki-
ma.
The Lutheran aid met Tuesday for
an all-day meeting at the home of
Mrs. Severt Johnson.
Mrs. Marvin Skeen spent Monday
and Tuesday in Pasco visiting at
the home of her sister-in -law, Mrs.
D. Reinhardt.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. s. Ellington spent
Sunday in Sunnyside and Yakima
visiting their sons.
Carroll Harding spent the week.
end in Spokane visiting his father.
Tuesday Club met at the home of
Mrs. Earl Jones this week, Mrs.
Sydney Relton, Mrs. Sam Mcmahon
and Mrs. Fred White were guests
of the club. Mrs. Don Thompson
and Mrs. Fred White won high
scores.
j. M. Hartung Of Portland came
Wednesday to visit at the home Of
his son, Henry Hartung.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Shreve and fam
lily from Selah, Washington have
leased the Compton place. Mr.
Compton plans to leave next week
for New York, where he will make
an extended visit with his son, Ken
meth.
Mr.. and Mrs. Waldo Skuse OF
Kennewick were Sunday dinner
guests at the Robert Hanson home
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. w. Sloan were
Sunday night dinner guests at the
Fred White home.
Jean Cheyne Of Cheney spent the
weekend at the home of her par
ents.
Martin Paroz of Hanford was an
overnight guest Thursday at the
Pete Hanso home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil Pugh anc
family, who were on their way tc
Teton were overnight guests at the
Fanny Lewis home this week.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-03-18

r. r. Mcintosh has sold his in
terest in the Richland motor freight
to A. E. Schlecht of Washtucna.
Hazel Gribsby was Sunday din
ner guest at the home of Shirley
Peterson.
Fifteen ladies'. of The Richland
Woman's Club were guests Of the
Kennewick Woman's Club at the
Arrow Grill in Kennewick Friday.
The Sophomore boys domestic
science class entertained their par
ents at six o'clock dinner at the
high school Friday. There were IA
guests present.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. r. Mcintosh were
Sunday. dinner guests at the A. E.
Schlecht home in Washtucna.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Jones were
Kennewick visitors Wednesday.
Mrs. WillmSen and Mrs. Murray
entertained in honor of Mrs. Will
liam Starkey and two small daugh-
tiers Wednesday.
The Catholic ladies sponsored a
st Patrick,s card party Wednesday
night at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
p. L. Griffith.
Mrs. H. E. Woods and two child
rem of Yakima, who brought Mrs.
Meredith home Tuesday, returned
to Yakima Wednesday. Mrs. Ford
Hutton will accompany her sister
to Yakima and will spend a few
days there.
Miss Steiner, county extension
leader spent Wednesday in Rich
land.
Mr.. and Mrs. Doyle Dowery and
small son and Bryan Mowery and
daughter, Marjorie, were Spokane
visitors Wednesday.
Fred Bremen and sister, Hilda
Richmond of Kennewick spent Sum
day at the John Weidle home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harlan Burger
Helen Marsh and Bob Love and Mr..
and Mrs. Marsh of Kennewick spent
Sunday at Rimrock.
Mrs. Stairet left Wednesday for
Oaksdale, where she will visit until
after Easter.
Tom Chalcraft of Seattle came on
Tuesday to be with his mother and
father for a few months.
Mrs. Buchanan, who has been Wis
iting her sister at the Draper home
for the past ten days returned to
her home in Portland Wednesday.
Guests at the Draper home Sum
day were Mr.. and Mrs. Caldwell
Mrs. Dickerson and Juanita, Mr.
and Mrs. Paulson and Mrs. Paul
son ST. of Kennewick, MIR. and Mrs
George Colley Of Richland, and Mr.
Mrs. Colley of Pasco and Mrs. E6
Roberts of Richland.
Mrs. Snively and Miss Jean Coch-
ran spent Monday in Yakima.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22

RESULTS
Would Be Advertiser: Are YOU
certain that advertisements in your
paper bring results?
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22
Don't put up with useless
PAIN
Get rid of it

When functional pains of
menstruation are severe, take
CARDUI. If it doesn't bene-
fit you, consult a physician.
Don't neglect such pains. They
depress the tone of the nerves,
cause sleeplessness, loss of ap-
petite, wear out your resist
ance. Get a bottle of Cardui
and see whether it will help
you, as thousands of women
have said it helped them.
Besides easing certain pains, Car
dui aids in building up the whole
system by helping women to get
mere strength from their food.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22
Officers Raid Cock
Fighters; 20 Arrested
WASHINGTON
(Davie County independently

lodVle OouliIJ independently
A crew of Deputy Sheriffs led
by Chief Deputy A. U. James I'M
earthed a new sport and gambling
racket on Saturday afternoon when
they raided a farm in the upper
part of the county and found about
Is men and women engaged in
cock fighting.
A regular arena had been built
and appeared to have been in use
for a year or more. Some fifteen
or twenty fighting cocks were
found in the possession of the par
Elephants. A number of pairs had
already been 'pitted" when the
officers walked in on the crowd
and at least one Of the game
fighters had already net his wa
terloo and was dead. Twenty par
Elephants, some negroes, were cited
to appear in Magistrates court on
Saturday of this week for trial.
Warrants have been issued
against all participants charging
them with cruelty to animals. No
gambling charges have been pre-
ferred.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22
SWINE ERYSIPELAS IS
FOUND IN TIL STATE

Swine erysipelas, or diamond skin
disease, is spreading in North Car
DINA, according to reports receiv-
ed by DIR. c. D. Grinnells, veter-
marian at the N. C. Agricultural
Experiment Station.
This acute, infectious skin dis
ease which also affects the intes-
final tract, kidneys, spleen, liver,
heart, and other muscular tissue is
caused by a germ that is hard to
control, DR.. Grinnells stated.
1t may result in lameness, en-
larged joints, Smuggling off of the
skin, and a general unthriftyness'
In ways, it is similar to cholera,
swine flu, swine plague, and other
associated diseases, he added.
The disease is not restricted to
hogs. Where it has gained a firm
foothold, and the soil has been
polluted by infected animals, it may
also attack sheep, cattle, and hu-
man beings.
Vaccination will protect hogs
against erysipelas, DR.. Grinnells
pointed out, and in early stages of
infection the serum treatment will
also give good results in curing the
disease.
DR.. Grinnells and DR.. William
Moore, State veterinarian, recon-
mend the following precautions for
checking swine erysipelas:
Quarantine all animals affected.
Keep healthy animals out of build
ings, lots, and pastures where in
fected swine have been.
Traffic in swine should be re-
stricted and placed under more
rigid supervision to prevent the
shipment of diseased animals which
will spread the disease germs.
Where the disease is prevalent,
hogs should be vaccinated.
Keep hogs and hog lots clean,
Feed the swine an adequate, bal
anced diet to maintain the animals
natural resistance.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22

A finished product has no de-
fects in it.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22

Country Editor: absolutely
Why the last time a man advertised
a lost dog, the dog walked in while
the man was writing out the ad.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22
Know Your Language
By c. L. Bushnell.
School Of English,
International Correspondence
Schools
"nILAPIDATED" derives from

~ AASAA
O"lapis," the Latin word foy
stone. One explanation Of its deri-
walton is that in Roman and pre-
Roman times stoning to death was
a frequent form of punishment. To
us it seems a barbarous practice,
but undoubtedly when an unfortu-
nate victim was stoned to death. he
was completely "dilapidated."
The use of the expression "old
adage" is what grammarians des-
cribe as tautology. "Adage" by it.
self means an old and long accepted
saying. The "old" is, therefore, un-
necessary and hence Pathological.
Turbulent mob is another example
OF the same thing, for the word
mob" itself meanaCa turbulent
or assembly.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22
WoRD 70 THE W1vEs
>D~


To Substitute Sour for Sweet
To substitute sour milk for sweet
milk in a cake recipe, add u tea
spoon soda for each cup of sour
milk used. Then for each II tea
spoon of soda used reduce the bak-
ing powder 2 teaspoons. Always
sift the soda with the dry ingredi-
ents and stir the mixture a little
longer than when sweet milk is
used.
SteriIizes Nursing Bottles
! Mothers who are faced with the
problem of keeping a days supply
of nursing bottles sterilized will
find the Thrift Cooker of the auto
matte electric range a great help.
Pile the bottles in this large,
roomy kettle, with the rack in the
bottom. Add l to 2 cups of water
and cover. Turn switch to HIGH
and heat As to so minutes after
the steam appears from the vent.
Measure Packaged Butter
If you use packaged butter you
a measure it more easily, with
out using cups and tablespoons
Just apply a little arithmetic:
There are Q cups of butter in n
pound; therefore, u pound or 6
quarter pound prints of butte,
equals 1 cup; Il pound onnnl~ '
cup and II of a quarter pnnp!f
equals II cup.
In Hot Water
Did you know that you can sa.
a great deal of cooking fuel if 70,
start vegetables to cook in no
water instead of cold? Therei,
lies the economy of having at YOU
command an instant. every-read-
supply of hot water made possih'
by the Hotpoint Automatic Il
water heater.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22

Hello; is that the police station?
Yes, what's the matter?
l just wanted to tell you that
you need not search for my hus-
band. l found him myself. He had
forgotten to take off his cvercoat
and l hung him in the closet by
mistake.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1937-01-22

A man in an insane asylum sat
fishing ove a flower bowl. A Wis
itor wishing to be friendly walked
You're the ninth, replied the nut
up and said, How many have you
caught today?