Imperial Valley press., 1937-11-21
The Supreme Artist

as SnOOty as the cnOWS, anu IiiclV
was never a chow pup more snooty
than Arnold Kohen's, but the pup
will and does pay attention to one
other individual besides his master.
That one is Bernard Mackay, who
can make marvellous noises with
his lips and in his throat. II you
don't think they're marvellous
noises, which some people don't
just ask the pup. If he pays any
attention at all to you, 1t will be
by way of a supercilious stare
which tells you as plainly as words
can that you, human though you
be don't know good noises when
you hear them.
OppOrtunity's Knock
The Valley theater rates today as
Imperial Valleys supreme opportu-
mist. Here Sheriff Bob Ware goes
and throws Mae Cassidy into jail,
claiming she's been associating IN
illegal company, and here Mae
claims she's Hopalong Cassidys
niece-and what does the Valley
theater do? 1t comes out with a
Hopalong Cassidy film. That Is
opportunism, unless its coincidence.
Sanctuary
Never was there smugger ex-
preston than that on the face OF
the self satisfied cat perched in
the show window of grocery store
on South Sixth street Saturday
morning, beaming through the
glass at an irate, angry but nom
plussed red-haired dog which paced
to and fro in front of the. window
Mental Depressions-
Imperial Valley Saturday con-
\ tanned more chagrined golfers than
2any other area of like size IN the
United States. RR is willing to bet,
Chagrin evolved from the news
that Les Rogers, after dropping
nine holes straight to Massey Hor-
ton on the back nine, pulled the
spikes out of his shoes, tossed his
golf balls into the COW pasture and
old his clubs to Russ Nance for
ten bucks. The rest of the golfers
were chagrined because they were
not there to outbid Russ.
Sentimental Appeal
Not patriotism, but heart inter-
est Is the new allure provided by
the Imperial county reserve Off
GERS RR suspects after hearing OF
the subject chosen by Col. Leroy
Foster of Calexico at the reserve
officers meeting Friday night. Col
Foster spoke on Mess Manage
ment". and if it is true that the
way to mans heart is through
his stomach, then the colonel vo-
iced quite an emotional appeal.
Mediation Needed
eel Centro won six to nothing"
shouted one little boy to the other
at Sixth and State streets Saur-
day morning. III
"I know it,, mumbled the other
In low voice.
II said", declaimed the first,
"that Ell Centro won six to noth-
ing!"
"And I said". screeched the sec
ond, "that I k-n-o-w It'll"
They glared at one another in ST
lence for a bit, then continued
:. down the sidewalk in angry silence.
"a Now which of those lads, RR
wonders, harbored sympathy for
Holtville?
DictatOr's Orders
Jim Carson and Wife Golda were
just beginning to enjoy themselves
downtown Friday evening when
Mrs. Carson was called to the tele-
phone. She talked, then came back
to Jim.
st was Jimmy" she announced.
"He says, are we coming home to
take him to the football game,
and if we aren't, he's going some-
how anyway"
They went home.
Wailing Wall Blues
Up until few minutes ago, RR
intended to call Henry Loud, bet
ter known as "Pinky'', for some
real estate data early next week
then a glance at the ticker brought
better idea. 1t was not to call
him. If you want the reason, just
look at the Cal-Stanford score!
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