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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
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10 V2Hs JatetyMm IN

have often wondered how rural
munities select the drivers of school
buses. Is it done in a sort of indif-
ferent way and is the job given to any
body?
Every school bus driver should be
selected for dependability, good habits
his knowledge of the rules of the road
and a tested ability to drive a bus
properly. No driver under the age OF
81 should be hired to drive a school bus
Every driver should be provided with
set of rules which he must observe
to the letter. His is a heavy response
bility, and the continuance of his en-
ployment should depend on his hearty
and faithful acceptance of this re-
sponsibility.
No bus driver should drive a school
bus for more than 10 hours in any "a
hour period.
Go slow-be safe.
A few words to parents.
Schools are again starting all over the
country and thousands of children will
be required to leave the protection of
their homes to make the daily trips
back and forth to their places of in
struction. In doing so it will be neces-
sary for them to use their own Judgment
in crossing streets and walking on the
highways.
Eddie Cantor once said in one of his
broadcasts, Drive Slowly-We Love Our
Children"
1 sometimes wonder whether certain
parents really do love their children.
If they did, they would show more con-
Germ about their safety and conduct at
crossings and on the highways.
Teach your children to cross streets
only at regular crossings and to be care
full when doing so. If it is necessary for
your children to walk on the highways.
instruct them to walk on the left hand
side and step off the road if necessary.
REMIND THEM DAILY!
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
ELYF00TBALL
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passed to Domiano but in trying to
lateral to an end, the latter fumbled and
Rom, Ely tackle, recovered on the &C.
yard line. Buckley carried the ball to
the 18; Perko went to the IA and
Loushin placed the oval on the from
where Perko bucked over for Ely's
second touchdown. Strukel's drop-kick
for extra point was blocked. Score Ely,
II, Biwabik 0.
A second Ely touchdown in the sec
ond period came in quick order. Ely
kicked off to the Biwabik 10 and Licari
returned to the 80. Perko intercepted
pass and it was Ely's ball on the
Biwabik Is. Lovshin on two plays car
ried to the 11-yard line Buckley on
the next play went yards to the q
yard mark, and then went through the
line for score making the count 10
to 0. A drop-kick for extra point
was wide. The remainder of the quar-
ter saw Biwabik get past midfield with
the ball for the first time but Ely held
and Buckley's kick out of bounds on the
15-yard line had the visitors in the
hole on the 20-yard line when the half
ended with Ely in front, 10 to O.
A continual stream of Ely substitutes
coming and going slowed action some
what in the third quarter. Ely pene-
trated Biwabik territory several times
and were seemingly headed for touch
down when Biwabik intercepted pass
ON the 30-yard line Ely held and
when the visitors kicked, Stukel blocked
the punt and recovered for the locals
on the Biwabik 10. A pass, Buckley to
Perko and two bucks into the line put
the ball on the half-yard stripe from
where Hall carried it over to make the
score "a to o. Try for point was I'M
successful. After a kick exchange, Ely
took the ball on their own As and
headed goalward to bring it to the
Biwabik % when the period ended.
LovShin opened the fourth frame
with an 8-yard gain to the 20 and
then Perko picked three yards for
first down on the II. A pass, Buckley
to Perko, was good for 10 yards and
another first down. Perko hit the line
for two yards to the 5-yard line. On
an end sweep with perfect blocking.
Buckley swept left end for a touch
down. Score, Ely 80, Biwabik o.
A team made up almost entirely of
substitutes finished the game for Ely.
In final bid to score Biwabik opened
up with an aerial attack which met with
fair degree of success as it carried
them to the Ely 10-yard line where the
locals held for downs and took pos
session of the ball. Following Lovshin's
kick out of danger, the visitors again
attempted to forward pass their way to
the goal but without much success.
The game ended with Biwabik in pos
session of the ball on the Ely 81.
Ely made Is first downs in the game
and Biwabik z. The entire Ely team
showed up well in the game as twenty
six men were used by Coach Buckley.
Perko and Buckley stood out in the ball
carrying roles but their gains were made
possible through some fine line play
and blocking on the part of their mates.
Stukel, Ely center, was best on defense.
For Biwabik, Licari and Domiano
showed best with Setnikar, an elongated
end, showing pass catching ability.
The lineup:
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
"NOONANISMS"
(From the Baudette Region)

Workers in the woods these days de-
mand bath tubs and separate beds.
Think what the old time lumberjack
would say to that, but don't say it out
loud.
Local housewives have been doing so
much canning that they see pots before
their eyes.
We don't like to see what we saw
Friday. Two 16-year-old boys smoking
cigarettes on the street.
The other night We heard a relief
client bemoaning the fact that he
wasn't getting more relief, and he let
loose a sigh which blew the froth right
off his beer.
A st. Paul woman is suing for divorce
because her husband struck her on three
separate occasions and in three diff
ferent places, but she doesn't say
whether she means anatomy or geo.
graphy.
A good plan when goSsips tell you a
lot of dirt, is not to stoop to concur.
The typesetting machine is about as
close to a human mind as any machine
ever invented 1t does everything ex-
cept yawn at some of the stuff it has
converted into type.
One reason why there are so many
contented undertakes is the reckless
drivers.
What a relief the relief roll is to a
lot of men. It ended their desire for
work.
Local farmers are not eating many
four leaf clover salads these days, but
a year as this, and that is long in
termiSSion.
Men buy suits with extra trousers,
indicating that most men do lot of
sitting down.
A local youth while speeding had his
nose spread in several directions, but
he will give it another try as soon
as he is looking handsome again.
A traffic sign with lot of truth in
it reads Death begins at fifty"
About all the Republican office
holders in the state have been bounced
out on the sidewalk. That's what they
get for not saying Aye to Aye with
Governor Benson.
Figures don't lie, but lot of women
lie about their figures.
Getting ones head bumped in an auto
accident isn't good for it, and some OF
us can't be too careful in the first
place.
The movie chap, Robert Taylor, isn't
so dumb. When asked to address a
gathering of thousand girls he said
81 would rather talk to one girl a
thousand times than one time to a
thousand girls.
Nobody likes to lose says a writer
How about fat lady who wants to
shed weight
The majority of human beings are
little cracked, according to psycholo-
gists who are holding a convention in
Minneapolis Judging by their pictures
in the papers, some of the psychologists
don't look any too good themselves.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
SAFETY MONTH
PROCLAMATION
Governor Elmer Benson Asks
Support for September
Safety Campaign.

In connection with the traffic safety
program carried on by the Minnesota
Public Safety Committee, Governor
Elmer Benson has issued an official pro-
clamation calling on the public for
assistance in the campaign. The pro-
clamation signed by the governor and
attested by Mike Holm, secretary of
state, reads:
Whereas, Minnesota has achieved ma
tional distinction through the traffic
safety program carried on by the Min
neSota Public Safety Committee and
affiliated organizations with the sup
port of the public; and
Whereas, the Minnesota Public Safety
Committee in 1886 conducted an in
tensive drive to reduce traffic deaths
during September, the most hazardous
traffic month of the year; and
Whereas, the campaign was success
full and the traffic death date was re-
duced in comparison with the same
month in 1885; and
Whereas, the Minnesota Public Safety
Committee again will conduct a special
campaign to Make September the
Safest Month" instead of a month of
tragedy for driver and pedestrian;
Now, Therefore, I, Elmer A. Benson,
Governor of Minnesota, urge the public
to cooperate to the fullest extent in this
laudable effort to make our highways
safe.
Further, I request that all govern
mental officials, the courts, and peace
enforcement authorities take special
notice of the campaign and make a
united effort to bring about a safety
record of note during September, 1897.
In Witness Whereof, have hereunto
set my hand and caused the Great Seal
OF the State of Minnesota to be af-
fixed at st. Paul, this 31st day of
August, 1887.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
Man is Lucky in
Fall of IS Feet.

Belle Plaine-Henry Hugo of Hancock
township had a lucky fall, if falls can
ever be lucky. He fell from the top of
his barn, distance of 35 feet, hit the
top of his car and bounced off onto the
ground. Striking the car top served to
break the fall so that Hugo escaped
without broken bone. Some bruises
and sprain are the total of the mans
injuries in the IS foot-drop.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
Irrigation in Early DAYS

Relatively small areas of the Unit
ed States were irrigated by the in
habitants of the Southwestern por-
ton OF the United States in pre-
historic times. These methods were
improved by the Spanish conquerors
and their descendants. Modern IT.
rigation by the Anglo-Saxon race
began in 1847.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
Ely-(30)
Biwabik-(O)

Substitutes: Ely-Senta, Grahek, Le-
Beau, Mestnik, Brownell, Laajala, Yak
ich, Robertson, Klancher, Pete, Prola,
Banks, Folio, Huomela and Tomsich.
Observation-Disclosures, Ostby, Setnikar,
M all, Cundy and Holmstrom.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
ThyrOxin Controls Mans Life

Thyroxin Controls Mans Life
One-thousandth of an ounce OF
thyroxln, mysterious chemical sub
stance in the body, separates every
normal human being from imbecil-
ity or death.-Popular Mechanics.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
To Love and Be Loved

To love is to be useful to oneself:
to make others love you, is to be
useful to others.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16

The Ely Miner is placed on sale every
Thursday at the Ely News Store.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-09-16
Rattlers Grow New Fangs

UIUW NeW angS
Rattlesnakes whose fangs have
been removed will grow new ones in
about two weeks.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
4 LONELY HERO
IN THE BIGGEST ROnAATE

Heroes are not al found On the field
OF battle or IN the realm of conquest
Now and then. ploddinR sfurdily along
lonely path. there IS . man whose hero
ism calls for the admiration of the entire
world, but who too often is paid for his
heroism only with hearfaches.
Such a man Is the Rev. Z. Anderson
Jardine, vicar Of St. Paal.s church II
Darlington, Yorkshire. England. who
pronounced the blessing Of the Church
Of England over the heads Of Edward.
Duke of Windsor, and Of Mrs Wallis
Warfield, the woman for whom Edward
gave up the strongest throne IN the
world. The quiet English vicar followed
the dictates Of his conscience when he
ignored the powerful disapproval Of the
Church of England for the wedding
Punishment and reprimand may be the
wears lot after the wedding has ceased
long since to be news. His simple act of
giving religious blessing to Edward and
Wally in their elimination of the worlds
biggest romance may change his entire
life. 1t may make him an outcast from
the ways he has known and the life he
has led
There will be more sympathy for the
vicar than for the Church of England
in what follows, but an organization
whether religious or not-which has sue
ceeded in dispossessing a king of his
crown because he would not give up love,
most certainly would not stop at punish
ing one of its servants who had disobey-
ed its wishes.
Edward gave up a crown for love
but the quiet English vicar gave up much
that he holds dear for conscience He is
the greater hero of the two.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
AMID ALL THIS
TALK OF PEACE

While the world scurries to shelter
under threatening clouds of war, and
while official Washington confers an
xiously on the best way to assure this
nation of neutrality in the event of an
other major conflagration, one interna-
tional organization this month and next
will demonstrate the only true way to
lasting peace.
The demonstration will be made at
Washington-by the boys of the United
States and "a other nations. They are
the Boy Scouts of America, and the Boy
Scouts of England, France, Roumania,
Sweden, Denmark, Ireland, Scotland,
Australia India, Chile. Venezuela, Mexl-
co, Canada, Colombia, Guatemala, Bel
gium and the Union of South Africa All
these will attend the first national JAM
boree of the Boy Scouts of America at
Washington June 80 to July 9.
When the best of youth of so many
nations gathers in one spot, for a COM
mon purpose and in good comradeship,
there can be only one result. Knowing
one another in friendship, they will be
good neighbors in years to come. Peace
comes through good neighborship
Hatred among peoples is bred by dis
trust, and distrust by ignorance. When
the boys and girls of the world come to
know one anotker as friends, the adults
of future years will be free from war.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
Bruce Cation Says:>>
Inviting a Nationwide Picnic with Death

Il takes. as somebody once re-
marked. all kinds of people to make
world And since our world is
infinitely various, it follows that
Re have some queer fish masquer-
aiding as adult human beings
Here Is a little news story that
get on the wires from Galena. Mo.
few days ago.
The carnival spirit of a rural
hanging tonight drew hundreds Of
persons 70 the death watch over
Roscoe Red jackson. 33. confessed
slayer who vii be executed at 6
an tomorrow
The lawn OF the Stone county
courthouse Was sprinkled with
groups Of women who chatterad a.
u at a picnic Small boys ran across
The board ealloWs platform and nto
TIE lail 10 peep at the condemned
man
Il would BE- easy enough 10 dance
around those Two paragraphs briefly
conclude that the people u Stone
county Missouri. are somehow more
caIloused and hearlless than all The
rest Of us. and then 60 on to some-
Thing else The only trouble is thai
Il wouldn't be true
Fof this sofl Of thing has happen
81 before, in other places than Mis-
our. and II VIII happen again II
IS not unusual Tor modern America
And it provides a good insight into
Ihe odd moral atmosphere OF Il land
which cant seem Ia understand
Nhy II has such a crime problem.
Tie thing lhat hits yon IN the eye
about that carnival crowd that
stayed up all night TO enjoy a good
hanging IS that It has no conception
what ever Of the sacrednesS of
human life
Inside that i1il there was a man
Who vas living through ms Lust
hours on earth q man whom SOC
ietY. Tor good and sufficient reasons.
vas about ta put ont ol existence.
No one with any sensitiVity To The
infinite mystery Of lie and death
can even think Of a man in that
situation without feeling soberel
and humble
And when people can make
picnic ont Of such thing the only
possible conclusion Is that they
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
LABOR FORGETS THE
FIRST Law OF NATURE

In threatening to bring murder charges
against officers and others who fatally
injured picketing strikers in the steel
war, labor unions are forgetting the first
law of nature-self preservation.
Wherever you go, in any country in
the world, you will find that the law al
lows the taking of human life-in self
defense.
When strikers attack, they can expect
those who are attacked to defend them
selves from bodily harm and perhaps
death. The law works two ways-they
should remember that
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03

lack that saving sensitivity. They
simply cannot understand that any
life, even a bad one, is a part of the
same tremendous riddle that under
lies their own lives. Unless death
strikes close To them they remain
unmoYed by it.
= i
Now a country which can muster
such picnicking crowds is a country
in which life is considered cheap.
And such a country, because it has
that attitude, IS just naturally going
To have a high homicide rate, with
shootings and stabbings and mob
violence enough TO make the angels
weep How can it have anything
else, if It has no inkling of the
saeredness Of life?
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
New York Day by Day

lived at an uptown hotel where
Shoeless Joe JacKson OF the Chicago
ball team put up when IN New
York He could not read nor write
but had been taught a scraWl tina
could be deciphered a his sigma
ture for registering. In the dining
room he ate with a fellow player
who knew of his deficiency. but
Jackson always studied the menu
carefully as his friend wrote out
theirs orders. In the evenings he
would sit in a conspicuous place
in the lobby as though earnestly
reading an opened magazine.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
.URSDAY. JUNE }. 1897
By O. O. Mcintyre

Whiskers would be a ringer for
Joseph Pulitzer as a young man.
Hannen SWaffer, fiery London
critic, has written play with a
spiritualistic theme Jed Kiley
who started the night club vogue in
Paris. has visited only two night
clubs in America. Andre MauroiS
thinks no food is SO inspirational to
writing folk as hot onion soup.
Jim Tully is writing book of hobo
verse. Grover Whalen was select
ed by a London tabloid as New
Yorks best dressed Coronation
visitor.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
Editorials and Comment
= THURSDAY. JUNE }. 1887
- on Sol
* CRANK WATANABE
AZ by Go HOLDEN
sY Eo HOLDEN
MECHANICAL JUSTICE


Them criminal lie detectors is pretty
good alright, I hope. Blu gee rooselums,
the fashion of questions them lawyer
are asking, shall making every persons
talk at looking fiercely guilty. Without
any automatic machine
One time before | are witness for a
auto accidental. And before them lawyer
finish on me, are totally convince that
| robbed a bank
o
After Judge, Prosecuting Attorney
and eriss cross examiner get through
over you, shall betting five cent that
every electric lie deteetor will showing
all sort of nervous fits.
Thank y0u please.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
Hints Oh Etiquette

A younger person always is pre-
sented to the older or more dis
tinguished, but a man is inVaria-
bly, presented to a woman, no mat
ter what the difference in their
ages NAV be.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03

NEW YORK, June 3-The Illus
traitor E. Simms Campbell is the
only Negro to achieve recognition
in top ranking magazines, Such
as Cosmopolitan, Esquire and the
rest. His flair, is for the pretty
debutante against the drawing room
back ground. He uses models of his
own race for white delineations.
A very serious-minded young man,
he occupies studio and home in
The Dunbar, an apartment house
built for his race in Harlem. His
wife is his constant companion and
often poses for him. Much of his
ability to paint and draw comes
naturally although he has studied
prodigiously.
Just now he is anxious to lay
aside enough TO study awhile in
Paris and Florence. His first COM
mercialiZed efforts were drawings
he sent out by mail as he feared
his color might be a hindrance.
But he found no such attitud exists
among art editors.
He is now receiving the same pay
for his work as ranking artists.
Many colored folk have shown a
talent for the drawing board that
was never marketed. Bert Williams
was deft caricaturiSt and the late
Florence Mills did some creditable
water colors.
Culinary scoop: l have the recipe
for the pie dough that has made the
crust of Mrs Frank Menke'3 pies
the admiration of every celebrity
who has put his feet under the
Menke table Tad used to drool just
talking about it and Babe Ruth
would often invite himself to share
in the gustatory joy. Anyway here's
the secret: Before mixing water
with pie dough, add tablespoon of
olive oil TO water. Then stir into
dongh in usual way. One tablespoon
of oil is sufficient for pie for four
| people. In crease to ratio.
No one ever rose more spectacul-
arly in Wall Street than Jesse l..
Liyermore in the sky-rocketing days
when he was known as the fair
haired boy of the markets." and
| from which dizzy Whiri he plucked
fabulous fortunes. He was a head
turner in tine cafes and at big
sporting events. One of the out
standing celebrities. Then came
his reyerses, losing a fortune today
and regaining IL tomorrow until the
| final craek-up. Then he dropped
out Of sight. But he's in circulation
again. Now and then he is seen on
the avenue going TO a building
where he maintains offices. He
sends out for his lunches and is no
longer on view at first nights or
other spots where he was so long a
parsonage.
Bill Robinson, the deseryedly
popular Bo1angles of Harlem, can
neither read nor write. When he
appears as a guest star ON the radio
the studio warns script Writer'S
not 70 change his dialogue or cues
because he has already memoriZed
them from the script reading. He
has an uncanny memory and after
lines are read to him twice he never
forgets. While he is not sensitive
to friends knowing of the educa-
tional lack for which he was not TO
blame. he doesn't care to have the
studio audiences know. and always
appears before the microphone with
script in hand. His mentor is Jesse
owens, the sprinier, whom he ad-
mires greatly because of his college
education. Owens reads and re-
hearses the stuff with him.
Thingumbobs: The Arthur Sam
uels are motoring in France this
summer. Irving Hoffman with
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03

Gne- Minute lest Answers
|. Henry Morgenthau, II.
2. January 20.
3. Six thousand seventy.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
BUYING CAR.

II SO, il will pay you to let us
finance its purchase on ccn-
Venient installment plan. Motor
lists who have used our service
all agree That our plan IS far
and equitable. Interest charges
are kept down To a minimum.
Call and let us explain our plan
in complete detail You will in
eur no obligation.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
One-Minute Test

l. Who is secretary Of the u. S
treasury?
2. On what day is the u. S. presi-
dent inaugurated?
3. How many feet are there in a
nautical mile?
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
In,laY,s Iinroseone

Persons whose birthday occurs
today are often quite venturesome
Many OF them take great financial
risks
Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
THE GRAB BAG

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Imperial Valley press., 1937-06-03
Words of Wisdom

Even In war moral power IS 10
physical as three parts out of four
Napoleon.