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The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-27
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White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
Not SO Dumb, Perhaps

1t is quite possible the actions
of certain bridegroom in Hunt
ington Beach, Calf, were not
caused by Observation-Disclosures.
1t is recorded that Judge C. T.
Pam of that place married
couple and, after the ceremony,
the bridegroom was so fustered
he kissed the judge and handed
the marriage fee of $40 to the
bride. The couple left before the
judge recovered sufficiently to
point out the error.
But, you notice, it is the bride
who is $40 ahead and the judge
who is short that amount.
Maybe the bridegroom wasn't
so fustered after all. - Atlanta
Constitution.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
Don't Sleep
When Gas
Presses Heart

If you want to really GET RID OF
GAS and terrible bioating, don't expect
to do it by Just doctoring your stomach
with harsh, Irritating aIkalles and "gas
tablets" Most GAS is lodged in the
stomach and upper intestine and is
due to old poisonous matter in the
constipated bowels that are loaded
with ill-causing bacteria.
If your constipation is Of long stand
ing, enormous Quantities ,.of dangerous
bacteria accumulate. Then your d.
geston, is upset. GAS often presses
heart and lungs, making life miserable.
You can't ,eat or sleep. Your head
aches. Your back aches. Your com.
pIexon is sallow and plmpIy. Your
breath is foul. You are a sick, grouchy,
Wretched unhappy. person. YOUR
Thousands of sufferers have found In
AdIerika the quick. scientific way to
Adierika rids you of gas. and cleans
foul poisons. out Of BOTH upper and
lower bowels. Give your Bowels
REAL cleansing with AdIerika. Get
rid of GAS. AdIerlka does not grippe
lis not habit forming. At all Leading
Druggists.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
The Admiralty Speaks.

CIR SAMUEL HOARE, British
~ first lord Of admiralty, defends
his $500, 900, 900 naval plan and urges
the United States to build right
along with England-we are broth
ers. Already there is yell over
here that England is, as usual, try
ing to get us to pull her chestnuts
out Of the fire. But that's some
thing for the editorial page.
Sir Samuel, with his high-pitched
nasal voice, his long, sharp peda-
gogue's nose, his CLASSY eye, and
his way of laying things on the line,
is always good copy for the report
ers.
simultaneously, he broke the ill.,
lustrious and inquisitive nose, fig
ure-skating, and was eased out as
foreign minister because he was
too realistic about Ethiopia. His
comeback was amazing in its swift
ness. In a few months, he headed
the admiralty, and articulate and
dominant tory England had swung
to his view on Ethiopia.
His goldsmith ancestors founded
We Olde Golden Bottel bank in the
reign of Charles !. It is still owned
by five Hoares, with one of them
sleeping on the premises every
night as their ancient charter re-
quires. Sir Samuel, it is believed,
never sleeps, with an eye never
closed ON the empire where the sun
never sets.
@ Consolidated News Features.
WNU Service.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
The Race to Arms.

ITALY sees Britain's bet of 81, $780,
! 100000 to be spent on war de-
Tense during the next five years, and
raises it by decreeing militariza-
ton Of all classes between the ages
of eighteen and fifty-fve, which
means a trained fighting force Of
100000 ready for immediate mo-
Utilization, adding as side wager
the promise of "total sacrifice, if
required, of civil necessities. for
attainment Of maximum. mill
tary needs"
This means, Of course, that
France and Germany and Russia
must chip in with taller stacks than
before, and thus the merry game
goes on until some nation, in des-
peration, calls some other nations
bluff and all go down together in
weller of blood and bankruptcy and
stark brutality.
IRWIN s. COBB.
@-WNu Sarvice.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
Benefit" Promises.

OllGS. Lie real ldCIS
may be:
A night club cutup
has been unexpect-
edly taken sober
and so isn't funny.
A darling of the
screen thinks he did
enough when he all
lowed the use Of his
name, SO he spends
the evening congen-
tally posing for pro-
file photographs.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01

WHO'S (! NEWS I. !
THIS WEEK
|. BY Lemuel F. Parton
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Gust a Poor Historian"

Just a Poor Historian.
NEW YORK. In 1888, Am
'1 y :bassador William d.
Dodd protested to Chancellor
Hitler against assaults on
Americans who failed to give
the Nazi salute. He made
these Representations quietly
but enphaticallX. His protest
was effective.
Being naturally calm and tactful,
it is Quite Certain that he will not
aggravate the present difficulty as
his government calls Germany to-
account for press attacks on Amer
lea. But he is not ',spineless and
will not be merely messenger boy.
He has disproved the assumption
that an ambassador to a major pow
er must be rich. Gust poor his
torian," he lives simply and rides
third class around Germany. He
says this is much better way of
understanding Germany and know
ing the people than attending state
banquets-which he abhors.
The Germans like him and even
forgive his belief in democracy,
which he bluntly expresses when
such expression seems pertinent.
His. doctors degree was obtained
at the University of Leipzig, and
one of his best books was a biog-
raphy of Thomas Jefferson, written
in German. They have forgiven
that, too. -
Most of his thirty years as his
torian was spent at the University
of Chicago. When he was appointed
ambassador in June, 1888, he
smiling1y expressed doubt about be-
ing a diplomat. '"The trouble is
thai historian has to tell the
TRUTH" he said. Two former am
bassadors to Germany, Bancroft
and White, were historians, but in
less troubled times. He has spoken
frankly, and has been only occa-
sionally vilifed, as when Julius
Streicher, Germany's notorious
anti-Semite, slurred his family on
August 16, 1885.
A native of North Carolina, he
keeps little cottage down in the
Blue Ridge mountains, and drives
around in worn little old car when
he comes home. He likes out of
doors and is usually sun-tanned. He
is medium, somewhat athletic in
stature, with a look of keen aware
ness and competence. which softens
as he speaks--he is essentially
fumanist.
The failure Of the League of Ma
lions he regards as one Of the trag-
edies Of mankind. He has long
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
"Too Many. Nice Boys"

MIR. TYLER BENNETT, presi.
4V1 dent Of Williams, says his col
lege is ~'getting too many. mice
boys. 1t was in 1929 that Profess
"sor Robert e.: Rogers Of M. I. T.
told his class that the, thing to do
was. to-. ''be a snob and marry the
boss daughter.
: In 1884, he took it all back. "A
graduate might be snob cum
laude, but he was running an ele-
vator just the same. Out in Min
nesota, college dean recently
urged students to take postgraduate
courses in refined speech, dress and
decorum. 1t must be hard for the
youngsters to decide what to be or
do.
DR.. bennett evidently doesn't sug-
gest "r0wdy" as the alternative of
"nice." What he seems to have in
mind is that Williams should draw
more from the main democratic
bloodstream, and not SO much from
the blue-bl0od arteries. He thinks
the exclusive preparatory schools
are funneling too many students in
to Williams.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
EXTRAORDINARY OFFER
saves You Money

You can try Denton's Facial Magnesia on the
most liberal offer we have ever made-good for
a few weeks only. We will send you full IL OF.
bottle (retail price 81 plus regular sized box
the country as the original Milk of Magnesia
tablets), plus the Denton Magic Mirror (shows
you what your skin specialist sees) =. all for
only ST. Don't miss out on this remarkable offer.
hT~s4o loIo
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
GO RID O !
BIG UGLY
PORES


PLENTY OF DATES NOW. DEMONS
FACIAL MAGNESIA MADE HER
SKIN FRESH, YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL
Romance hasn't chance when big ugly
pores spoil skin-texture. Men love the soft
smoothness Of a fresh young complexion.
Denton,s Facial Magnesia does miracles
for ,lnsightly skin. Ugly pores disappear,
skin becomes firm and smooth.
Watch your complexion take on new beauty
Even thefirst few treatments with Denton Facial
Magnesia make remarkable difference. With
the Denton Magic Mirror you can actually see
the texture of your skin become smoother day by
day. Imperfechons are washed clean Wrinkles
gradually disappear. Before you know it Denton's
has brought you entirely new skin loveliness.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
Self-KnOWledge

Self-knowledge is the property
of that man whose passions have
their full play, but who ponders
over their results. -Disraeli
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01

Keep your body free of accumulat-
ed waste, take DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. 60 Pellets 80 cents. Adv.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01

Milnesia, the original milk Of nagnesia
in wafer form, 1eutralizes stomach acid.
Each wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls of milk
Of magnesia. Thin, crunchy, mint-Aavor,
tasty. zoe, Csc & 6oc at drug stores.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
Uncle Phil ~
Says: AA
Rich Food in Small Doses

Books that improve your mind
are often hard to read. Take them
in small doses, but continuously.
Every Towering weed may have
it's chance some day, when the
florists take an interest in it.
Live each day as if it were
worth while-and the day before
it, plan to make it more so.
Men still start with shoestring
and make fortune; and nobody
yet understands how.
Wisdom Must Be Earned
Authority can be conferred up.
on you, but not wisdom. 1t has
to be earned.
Pride is worth something that
keeps man or boy out Of low COM
pany.
The greatest of faults is to be
conscious of none.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01
SLEEP SoUNDLY

Lack Of exercise and injudicious eating
make stomachs acid. You must neu-
tralize stomach acids if you would sleep
soundly all night and wake up feeling
refreshed and really fit.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01

been a torch bearer for the Will
sonian ideals, co-editor of "The
Works of Woodrow Wilson," with
Ray Stannard Baker. He is for
.mer president Of the American His
torical association, highly distin-
guished and authoritative in his pro-
fession. He is sixty-seven years old,
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1937-04-01

49, AL '.dCJOT is ,;DuSy
trying to decide whether he'll sell
his yacht and buy a racing stable
or sell his racing stable and buy a
yacht.
An actress suddenly remembers
she has am engagement over the
Arizona line to be married some
more.
Staying at home to post up the
diary used to be an excuse: but
diary-keeping is now out-oh, abso-
lutely!
Talking Fish.
DROF. ISAAC GINSBURG of the
! United States bureau of fisheries
solemnly vows he has heard those
tiny aquatic creatures known as sea-
horses communicating with one
another by speech and he suspects
other species do the same thing.
Undoubtedly so. ! can confirm
this discovery by story Drury
Underwood used to repeat. Drury
said a gentleman ordered whitefsh
in Chicago restaurant. When the
portion arrived the patron shifted
at it and then, in a confidential I'M
dertone, began talking, seemingly
to himself.
The waiter ranged up.
Anything wrong, sir?" he in.
quired.
"oh, no." said the patron, II was
just talking to the fish,
"Talking?"
Certainly. I said to him: Well,
how're tricks out in Lake Michi-
gan?' AND he said: I wouldn't
know. It's been so long since l left
there ] can't remember anything
about it. ."
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23
Going! Old Canal Sure e t Landmark Vanish ing After Many Years of Serv-
 ice

Workmen have started to rage the building that housed the pioneer steam laundry business of this city, and perhaps this local- ity. The building, which is lo- cated on Canal street, is known as the Waterbury Steam Laundry, and has been a landmark for more than 50 years. At present the property is owned by Postmaster Charles Babin.
 All the machinery that was used during the later days of the es- tablishment's business operation was removed before the work of tearing down the wooden-frame building began. The building was of single story structure.
 First operations of the Wa terbury Steam Laundry were car- ried on by E. R. Davis, its or- ganizer. When there was no other such business in the local field, MT. Davis organized the Waterbury Steam Laundry Tn 1885 and continued in business uI1- til his death about 1900. Ills heirs conducted the laundry for a short time until 1902 when its present owner, MT. Babin took control. MT. Babin had operated the laundry until about 8 year ago.
 Another structure will probably supplant the present, when the destruction crew has completed its task.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23
HIT-RUN DRIVER
 EVADINC POLICE
Weeks Investigation Into Death of Thomas Max.
 we'll Nets Few Clues

Although a week-old investigation has netted little or nothing which may be used in respect to the iden- tiflcation of the hit-and-run driver who caused the death of Thomas w. Maxwell, 35, of 27 Myrtle avenue last Monday, the search will be con- tinued indefinitely, according to po- lice officials.
 Headed by Captain William Dug gan and Sergeants Charles McWee- ney and Joseph McEvoy, every member of the trafflc accident squad is working on the case. James Lit tie, clerk of the squad, is partici- pating in the investigation with Deputy Coroner Walter w. Smyth also taking active part.
 The search began early Sunday morning when Maxwell was found lying criticafilly injured on Thom- aston avenue, near the motor vehicle testing lane. It assumed its great est proportions when Maxwell died the following morning without gain- ing consciousness.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23
l.. I. P. Club Alters
 Bylaws At Meeting
Financial Status Compares FavOraby With Best
 Groups in COuntry-Sck Benefit Clause Changed
BROOKLYN NEWS

Modification of the charter of the Lithuanian Independent Political clubs bylaws practiced by enforce ment for the past forty-six years took place last night at an enthusi- astic and largely attended meeting at Venta hall. The most drastic changes were made effective in the sick benefit clauses. William Joku- bonis, president, stated the weekly benefits have been limited, but will extend over period of 120 days per person annually.
 President Jokubonis states the club is one of the most successful financially in the United States, and such changes at this particular time were not necessary, but were made to protect the funds. During the past history of the club the payment of benefits could be extended 365 days each year, and with the com- pletion of this period discovery could be made of another ailment. or perhaps several. The club has been known to have paid benefits to an individual for six successive years under this arrangement, the amount totaling almost $2,50O, re- ceiving in return the annual dues of $9.00.
 The only precautionary measure taken was to make the club entitled to a certificate issued by g physi- clan. This certificate could be ob- tatned sometimes several months after the individual had first become "ill", otherwise payments were made upon the request of the sick visiting committee.
 Other changes had to do with routine business conducted at reg ular meetings such as the appoint ment of committees to arrange for a proposed wide program of activities.
 The committee appointed to complete the constitutional revision consists of President William Joku- bonis, A. Stanley VoketaitiS, Michael KrugeliS, Joseph Svinkunas and Joe seph StrizauskaS.
 Under the new arrangements, membership in the club is open to all young men of Lithuanian ex- traction who have reached IS. The club in the past has adhered to the policy of admitting only those 21 and above.
 Alterations and re-decoration of the club quarters on Green street, work for which will be underway shortly will serve to provide all members with comfortable club. rooms open each evening for thelr convenience. They will have the most modern means of amusement including a radio, magazines, ii. brary, game room, hall for dancing and banquets, 6 complete kitchen and showers. Service will be in charge o fthe club steward.
 The location will be equipped with Q bar fitted with the latest sinks, piping, cabinets, pump, and an even temperature cooling system.
 The Lithuanian Citizens Poli- tical club which is one of the cld- est Lithuanian organizations ili the country was founded in 1891, being
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23

1 first located on Bank street in the vicinity of Wards Flats. After sev- eral years of prosperous existence the cluo location was moved fur. ther up Bank street to what is now Congress avenue, later purchasing its persent property from an inde- pendent church denominat ton. The club pays illness and death benefits to its members, owns the property and is one of the most sound fl- nancial groups in the state.
 Officers include William Jokl- bonis, president; John Dslinks treasurer; Matthew vosyluis, finan- cial secretary; Joseph Tomasaitis recording secretary: Anthony Lag dauskas, purchasing agent; Clem- ence Strizauskas and Albin Marce- lynas, trustees. The sick visiting committee includes Anthony Lenar- tavich, William Greblunas and Thomas Visockis. Charles Danisav- age in building superintendent.
 Bowl Monday
 Members of the newly organized L. o. P. c. bowling league will hold forth Monday night at St. Joseph's alleys at 2 o'clock.
 |. c. c. League
 The bowling schedule of the Lith- uanian Chamber of Commerce league will be resumed Monday night at St. Joseph's alleys at 8:30
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23
CORNELIA GIBSON
 FULLY RECOVERED
Six-Year-Old YOungster, Near Gas Victim, Re-
 leased From Hospital

Six-year-old Cornelia Gibson was released from St. Mary's hospital yesterday afternoon, having fully recovered from the effects of illu- minuating gas inhaled at the home of MT. and Mrs. Ralph S. Munger 85 Grove stree5, Thursday night Cornelia is the daughter of Dr. and Mrs. George Gibson of 182 West Main street.
 She attended funeral services to- day for her little friend. Jane Mun- ger, 6, daughter of MT. and Mrs Munger, who died of drowning, as result of inhalation of the gas fumes, in the bathroom of her home
 Funeral services for the Munger youngster were conducted this mor- ming at 10 o'clock at the Evergreen cemetery chapel, Watertown, with burial in that cemetery. Rev. John N. Lewis, rector of St. Johns Epis- copal church, officiated.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23

who rushed to succor the couple in the trying period just before their marriage.
 To make sure they go to the right places, Bedaux has not only arranged the Windsors' itinerary through the industrial areas, but is going along to show them the sights personally. Seek to Scotch
 Link 70 Fascism
 And to make sure that the right things are said and written, Bedaux has arranged for Arthur Kudner. Inc, New York advertising firm, to issue all press releases on the Windsors' activities. That part of the job will be taken care of by Sam ID. Fuson, Kudner's vice-president m charge of press relations. Fuson also will be a member of the entour- age.
 A third figure, behind the scene in the setup, is George Link, New York attorney and vice-president of the Bedaux system. With quiet f1rmness, Lawyers Link already has been explaining away rumors, including one which threatened to attain wide circulation - that Be- daux is a Fascist sympathizer, and sent the Windsors thorugh Ger many to sell the Duke on Nazi labor methods.
 "That is lot of boloney - pure- ly imaginative; created by some- one to build up an article" af- firms Link.
 He is quite as certain that the Windsors' visit to America will be over within 8 month and that they will not make their home here-'not even If they find a place they like"
 This adds strength to the report that the Duke will return to Eu- rope to take responsible post in the International Bedaux Company, which has offices or outposts near most of the worlds great indus trial centerS.
 Efficiency Studies
 Made Him Wealthy
 After an intensive tour of Eu- ropean and American manufactur- ing centers, with special stress on working conditions in the factories, and with good neighbor Bedaux at his elbow nearly every minute. the Duke at least might understand the famed "Bedaux-Hour" or "B-Unit" upon which the Bedaux fame and fortune was built, better than the average person.
 The Bedaux Hour, said to be in use in more than 800 industrial concerns, is founded on the theory tht best results are obtained from labor when work periods are separ- ated by rest periods.
 It consists of a fraction of a min- ute's work, then a fraction of a minutes rest, varying in proportion to the nature of the strain.
 For instance, if 1t takes 8 worker 20 seconds to push lever and pull it back, the worker then rests 40 seconds-or whatever time the Be- daux study shows is most efficient.
 Upon this study the Bedaux system thrives. It is glorif1ed version of the efficiency experts profession. Those industrial en- gineers," figuring out the minute percentages of the proper relation between a workers work and rest periods, are busy in factories on
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-10-23
|33 CHURCHES
 HAVE TROOPS
Meeting Places Provided and Programs Sponsored
 for Local Boy Scouts

Scouting belongs to the fathers and mothers of America every Dit as much as 1t. does to either their sons, or to the incorporated body which represents them, the Boy Scouts of America.
 This is the opinion of Fred s. Smith, chairman of the Organiza- ton Committee who yesterday made known that B churches in the Mat tatuck Council have Boy Scout troops, provide them meeting places and leadership and otherwise spoa- sor the program. In addition 70 these church troops, there are l5 groups sponsored by service clubs and communities in the local coun" cil.
 Many of these groups of citizens within this community also nave organized and sponsor Cub Packs and Sea Scout Ships, said MT. Smith. ...
 Throughout the 33,707 troops Tn America. churches taken as a group sponsor 15,595 troops or 46 per cent, clubs and societies sponsor 1,219 (21 per cent), schools sponsor 4,471 (13 per cent) and miscellaneous community groups such as Commit nity Centers, Fire and Police depart ments, groups of parents, etc, spon- sor the remainder.
 Largest single sponsor Of Scous troops throughout the country IS the Methodist Church and its afnllates with 3,359 troops, next the American Legion with 2,360 and school boards of education with 2,098.
 Among churches most actively en- gagged in sponsorship of Scout troops for their boys are: Presbyterian 2,094, Roman Catholic 1922, Con" gregational and Christian l, ,140, Lat" ter Day Saints 1,019.
 The Parent-Teacht associations sponsor 1,S74 Scout troops, while Rotary, Lions, Kiwanis, Knights o! Columbus, Elks, Y. M. c. As and Veterans of Foreign Wars are ln- cluded as sponsors of Scout troops