The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1937-02-18

she should sign her name to the items.
The name will not be published, but it
is necessary that all communications
coming to The Republican be signed
by the writer.
Seen in a newspaper advertisement:
Especial values, sateen boomers, with
sitting room in every pair.
All right, but have you got any with
perhaps porch?
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1t has been estimated that in day
the average farmer walks twenty-siX
miles, a letter carrier twenty-five
policemen, fourteen, boys fifteen, girls
eleven and a half, and housewives
eight. So what?
Our research department has also
found that frown demands greater
expenditure of energy than smile,
fifty muscles being brought into action
when frowning, while only thirteen
are required for smile. With such a
little effort it's a wonder that there
are not more smiles.
Book Greetings
Here is a suggested list of books
that might be sent as presents or
greetings to the following persons:
Franklin D. Roosevelt: Quo Vadis
(Whither Goest Thou?)
Henry Morgenthau, Jr.: "Never Ask
the End"
Harry Hopkins: "Mutiny on the
Bounty"
James A. Farley: "The Big Money
Lieut.-Col. James Roosevelt: "The
Sun Also Rises"
Eleanor Roosevelt: "Around the
World in Eleven Years."
The United States Congress-: "Ir
the Steps of the Master"
The Supreme Court: "One More
Spring"
The Democratic party: "a Backward
Glance Ger Travelled Roads,"
The Republican party: "Wake W
and Live"
Alfred M. Landon: olive Alone and
Like It."
John Hamilton: The Sound of Run
ming Feet"
Herbert Hoover: "My Life and Hard
Times"
William Lemke: "Gone With the
Wind"
Earl Browder: The Worlds Illus
ion."
Father Coughlin: "Why Not Try
God?"
Adolf Hitler: How to Win Friends
and Influence People"
Benito Mussolini: "This Expanding
Universe"
The Duke of Windsor: An anthology
of the plays of Shakespeare, contain,
ing the following: Gas You Like It.
comedy of Errors" "The Tempest,
"Much Ado About Nothing" Loves
Labor Lost" GAPS Well That Ends
Well" and "The Merry Wives Of
Windsor"
Mrs. Simpson: Death Comes for the
Archbishop"
Carter Glass: "The Goldbug."
Halle Selassie: "a Passage tc
India"
Alfred E. Sloan: "a Man Gould
Stand Up" and "Some Do Not"
Walter Winchell: Private Lives"
Mae West: "Gray's Anatomy"
Peggy Hopkins Joyce: "Nine Ole
Men,"
John Barrymore: "What Every
Woman Knows"
DR.. Townsend: cover the Hills tc
the Poor House."
John D. Rockefeller, ST.: "No Quar-.
ter Given" 80"
Apologies and Excuses
Several things interviewed this week
to prevent any further copy from be.
ing added to this column-especially
two.
First, I had to fall back into the
sub-conscious and make believe 1 was
a chinaman, and it was some job--but
also very realistic. OF course Ross Y
Stup helped, the way he fixed up al
the Chinese dishes. The only thing
lacking was the queque.
Just in case you're interested, here
are few of the things didn't eat al
the Butterfly dinner Monday-althC
1 must say a lot of the others did
and enjoyed them: Astrakan caviar
filet of anchovies, stilton cheese, ripe
olives, stuffed MAMMALIAN queen olives
some more kind of olives, curled an
chovies with capers, assorted pickles
celery stuffed with roquefort (as baC
if not worse than limburger) and An