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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
A CAMPBELL MAGYAROK
NAGYBIZOTTSAGT
AlakuIt 1885 Augustus sen

AlakuIt 1885 Augustus Gen
Eln0k Hensperger J6zsef. Aleln0k
F0d6 Istvan. Titkar Gy0rgy Tamas,
ia Tremble Avenue, Campbell, O..
akihez a Nagybizottsag tisztikarat
erdekl6 levelek kiildend0k. Penztar.
nok S&gi Ign&tz. P6nzt&ri ellen6r
Walter Janos. Tr0sztik: Horvath 10
zsef, Gy0rgy Mihaly es Sztank6 ia
nos Ajt66r Dudas Mihaly.
Gyuleseit tartja q h6nap ak va
sarnapjan este z oral kezdettel a
Campbeli Magyar Otthonban, Reed
Ave 118 szam alatt. - Hivatalos lap
az Amerikai Magyar Hirlar.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15

JOSEF, Haszonics Ferenc, Barany
Janos, 6s tisztikar. Nagybizottsagi
tagok: DIR. Laurisin Jen0 es, Varga
Maria. P6ttagok: Bunchy Janosne,
es Shager Antal. Gyileseit tartja
minden h6 Ak pentek estejen 1870
kor a hivatalos lapban jelzett helyen.
Hivatalos lap az Amerikai Magyar
Hirlap.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
Nyakig vagyunk a forrada|omban

Firestone gyar munkasainak
bizonyos reszet kepviseli es a
melynek hatamogott oft all a
John L. Lewis altal vezetett
c. I. O., sztrajkot rendelt ell a
Firestone gyarban es ez a
sztrajk 100qo-os. E sorok ira
sakor harmadik hete mar,
hogy a Firestone gyar kapui
zarva vannak es a termeles tel
jesen. sziinetel.
A sztrajkol6 munkasokat
kepvise,6 szervezeti fiok en-
lekirata mem ker magasabb be-
reket, rovidebb munkaidot,
vagy barmi mas reszletkerdest,
hanem a kovetkezo lenyeges
dolgokat::
A gyar ismerje ell a szakszer-
vezetet a munkassag egyeduli
kepvisel6jenek, munkast a
szakszervezet engedelye es hoz-
zajarulasa nelkil ell ne bocsat-
hasson vagy fel ne vehessen,
a munkabereket .es munka-
id6t a szakszervezet nelkm ne
modosithassa, gyenge uzlet-
menet cimen a termelest be ne
sziintethesse, csak a szakszer-
vezet engedelyevel. Legyen ko-
teles a gyar akkor is fenntar-
tani teljes uzemet, ha az mem
jarna haszonnal, s6t egyenesen
vesztesegesnek mutatkoznek.
A t6ke, a gyar altal forradal'
minak mondott szakszerveze,
tehat olyan reszt ker gyal
tovabbi igazgatasabol, amino
meg a legsikeresebben SERVE
zett amerikai nyomdaszsagnal
sincs. Jogos-e ez a forradalm
valtozast jelent6 igeny vagy
sem, annak megallapitasa nen
a mi feladatunk, hiszen az itel
kezes teljes partatlansagot ige
nyel Is mi a munkassag javars
elfogultak vagyunk, mi talar
meg t0bbet kertunk volna
hogy az alkudozasok sora1
) k0nnyebben engedhessink.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
KELL-E HOZZA YER?

A tOrtenelem ait mutatja,
hogy forradalom nem volt ed
digele verontas nelkiil. Meg az
egykor nagy Nietsche, a nemet
allambolcsesz is ugy erezte,
hogy verontas nelkiil mem le-
het forradalom. A kiontott en-
beri yer az, ami megpecseteli
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
MIERT Dull 4 Hare?

A t6ke es munka k0z0tt most
dulo hare tobbe mem reszle-
tekert, hanem azert a fontos
kerdesert folyik, hogy kit ural
a termeles Amerikaban? A
mutt ahhoz szoktatott benniin-
ket, hogy a termelesi harcok
rovidebb munkaidoert, maga-
sabb munkaberekert, nagyobb
biztonsagert folyjanak es azert
szokatlan az, hogy most ezek a
kerdesek szoba Sc j0nnek a
sztrajkok soran. Semmisem jel-
lenz6bb ere a valtozasra, mint
az a forfadalom, amely tobb,
mint egy esztendeje folyik a
gummi-ipar kozpontjaban, Ak
ronban es amelynek eddigi me-
nete a kovetkez0 eredmenyeket
mutatja a munkassag javara.
A munkaid6 lenyegesen meg
rovidiilt; a munkaberek eddig
soha mem hallott magassagra
emelkedtek; a munkas teljes
vedelmet kapott az 0nkenyes
elbocsatas ellen, t0bbe mem
rabja az el6munkasnak; el6re-
halado eletkoraval javul a
munkas helyzete es allasaban
yalo biztonsaga; ket heti szun-
lido van biztositva reszere even
tie teljes fizetessel.
A gummitermeles haromne-
eyed reszet vegz6 harom nagy
gummigyar Akronban mind
EFT mar csaknem egy eszten-
dele szerzodesileg biztositotta
munkasai reszere, de ennek
dacara mines es mem volt ebben
az esztend6ben olyan h6nap,
amelyet egy-egy ujabb sztrajk
ne fiiszerezett volna mostanig,
amikor vegre kideriilt, hogy a
felsorolt eredmenyek voltakep-
pen reszletkerdesek voltak, a
melyek a lenyeget mem erintet-
TEX. A lenyeg most utotte fel
fejet abban az emlekiratban
amelyet a sztrajkban all6 Fire
stone gummigyari alkalmazot-
tax inteztek a gyar yezet6sege-
hez.
A FIREsTONE EMLEKIRAT
A United Ruber Workers ne
ven isrnert cunningham egye.
Eternes szakszeryezet les, ,szA4I;
mu fi6kja, amely az akronl
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15

port (key men) leulese egy {
$4,000 emberrel dolgozo gyar
egesz termeleset meg tudja al
litani. El6relathat6, hogy a ge
pekkel valo termeles tovabbi
t0keletesitese, az emberi mum
kaer6nek tovabbi kikiszob obole-
Sc aprankent ARA vezet maid,
hogy egyetlen ember leuleses
sztrajkja is elegend6 lesz ar
ra, hogy akkora gyarak, mint
a Firestone, tetlenil alljanak.
A forradalmat, a tarsadalmi
es allamrendszer valtozasat a
pepek ideztek el6 es azoknak
tovabb valo fejlesztese csak
siettetni fogja az atalakulast.
Az a frazis tehat, amelyet a
toke az onmiikod6 gepek indo-
kolasara kovacsolt, hogy gep
voltakeppen a munkassag er-
dekeben lett tokeletesitve, az
elgondolas hazug voltab6l igaz-
sagga alakult at. A toke ma
ARA ebredt, hogy legnagyobb
ellensege voltakeppen mem a
kezzel dolgozo munkas, hanem
a robot-ember es az 0nmiikodo
gep. Ez k0veteli a valtozast, a
termelt javak egyenletes elosz-
tasat, a megelhetes biztonsaga-
max alkotmanyszeri torve
nyekbe valo iktatasat.
A POLITIKAI HELYZET
Ami az adott viszonyok ko-
zott az amerikai politikai elet-
ben tortenik, az csak ARA mu-
tat, hogy a ma torvenyhozoi
egeszen jelentektelen, kicsiny
emberkek, akik k0z0tt meg
} olyan kivalo emberek, mint
Borah, Norris vagy La Toilette
szenatorok Sc ismerik fel a
helyzet igazi jelent6seget. Ere
: jiket, tudasukat apro kozjogi
| kerdesek feletti szocsatakra
vesztegetik, a legfelsobb bir6-
sag kerdesere pazarolnak ho-
| napokat akkor, amikor eg fe-
junk felett a haz, amikor elke-
rilhetetlen valtozasokat kelle-
ne elokeszitenink. Aprolekos
politikat jatszanak szovetse-
gi torvenyhozasban akkor, a
mikor azzal kellene foglalkoz-
+ nj, hogy a nagy atalakulasok-
max sima es vernelkuli meme
tet biztositsak.
v Tudja-e ezt vajjon Roose.
: velt elnok? Ketsegtelenil tud.
: ia es mivel az orszagnak ez.
idoszerint legkivalobb politiku.
: sa, vaioszinuleg terv szerint
: folytat olyan taktikat, amely
mellekvaganyokra tereli a koz-
j figyelmet, hogy k0zben zavar.
i talanul tarthassa az ugyeket q
D bekes mederben. A multban
! Lincoln Abraham probalkozott
eZzel es ha akarat ellenere
: megis kitort a polgarhaboru
: az csak annak a bizonyiteka
I hogy Lincoln nagy allamferfi
de gyenge politikus volt. Hs
Roosevelt meg tudja oldani az
igazi kerdeseket akkent, hogy
< a valtozas mindvegig bekes le'
! gyen, akkor nemcsak nagy al
o lamferfi, de nagy politikus is
. 1esz a t0rtenelem megitelese
szerint.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
A T6KE NEZETE

A Firestone esetben azert
mem derulhetett XII eddig a to-
ke allaspontja, inert a gyar
igazi vezetoi - veletlenul vagy
szandekosan elhagytak Ak
ron teruletet es olyan embe-
rekre hagytak a gyar sorsat,
akiknek mines elegendo hatas-
koruk az intezkedesre. A hely-
szinen maradtak nyilatkoza-
taibol azonban ketsegtelenul
megallapithato, hogy az igazi
elemek, a toke, a munkassag
emlekiratat forradalmi jellegu-
mex tekintik es nezetiik az,
hogy a k0vetelmenyek megada-
sa az eddigi tarsadalmi es al
lamrendszer teljes valtozasat
jelentene.
A t6ke nezete szerint a Fire
stone gyari munkasok a $50
cialista allamrendszerre valo
atterest akarjak kier6szakolni
egyel6re Akronban, de a dolog
termeszetebol folyolag hama
rosan az egesz Egysilt Ala
mokban. Ez de facto, azaz
tenyleges forradalom, amely-
mex lenyegeb6l semmit Sc Won
lie az, hogy, teljesen bekes jel-
legu, verontas nelkiil valo. Mi
vel azonban onmagaban hord-
ia a kiizdelem a forradalmi
valtozasok legf6bb kelleket, az
ellentetes erdekek 0sszecsapa-
sat, csak arrol lehet $40, hogy
a munkas-taktikaval szemben,
amelynek jellege a bekes
sztrajk, a t6ke milyen takti-
kai eszk0zoket alkalmazzon?
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15

Gydleseit tartja minden h6nap 2-,k
vasArnapjan SIT. Istvan Otthonban
Eln0k Gy6ri Mihaly. Is Bright Ave
Campbell, Ohio. Jegyz6 Boncz Janos
158 Hartford Ave, Youngstown, Ohio
Penztarnok Schmidt Istvan, 881 Rose
Street. Titkar Gy0rgy Tamas. IL
Tremble Ave, Campbell, Ohoi Betet
latogat6k: West Sideon Boncz Js
nos: Campbellben Gy6ri Mihaly
Zaszl6viv6k: Balla Sander 6s Pejkt
Vince. NaNgybizottsagi tagok eln0kor
es titkaron xviii Schmidt Istvan
Egyleti orvos DR.. Elder Jen6, 60
Steel Street. Betegseg jelenthet6 a.
eln0k, jegyz6 vagy titkarnal fent'
cimeken. - Hivatalos lap az Ameri
kai Magyar Hirlap.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
EGYLETI kALAUZOk
Magyar aIabb esyhazakna eoyeeknsk
k6r1knek hvataIos iapa 1886
official Of the follow
lna Hungarian Churches. Societies and Clubs

CAMPBELL MAGYAR NOK KORf
Alakult 1885 majus Len
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15

- Gyakorolja alkotmanyos
jogait es k0telessegeit akkent,
hogy a napirenden lev6 nagy
kerdesek megoldasa bekes me-
netii legyen.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15

A NEW BRUNSWICK 1. MAGYAR
SENT IMRE HERCEG FERFI Es
MOI BIS. ES TEMETKEZESI EGY.
LET DIX OSZTALYA, YOUNG.
STOWN, OHIO.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
"A MI TEEND6NK

Szaz szazalekosnak sziiletett
vagy bevandorlobol lett polgar-
max ma nemzetevel es hazaja-
val szemben egyetlen teend6je
van: e
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1937-04-15
A FIRESTONE EMLEKIRA1

A United Ruber Workers ne
ven ismert cunningham egye
Itemes szakszeryezet les szsA4rr Al
mu fi6kja, amely az akroni
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-04-30
Legal Fraternity
Dimes Tomorrow

Sigma Delta Kappa legal fra
ternity will give its monthly dinner
ct $3.50 p. m. tomorrow at the
Lafayette Hotel.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-04-30
RABBI tAzAR0N
TOAD DRIVE

Rabbi Morris s. Lazaron and
Morris Rothenberg will be the prin.
cipal speakers next Tuesday eve
ming at the Jewish Community
Center at the formal launching Of
the $4,000 United Jewish Appeal.
Rabbi Lazaron, winner Of the
Gottheil Medal in 1885 for promot-
ing racial goodwill, will speak on
the work of the Jewish Joint Dis
tribution Committee in providing
relief for the Jews of Germany
and Poland.
Mr.. Rothenberg, q chairman OF
the United Palestine Appeal and a
former president Of the Zionist
Organization of America, will de
scribe the progress Of the Jewish
Homeland movement and the eff
fort being made to provide homes
for refugees in the Palestine colo
MES.
The meeting will be attended by
members Of the drive teams.
More than half the $4,000 quota
already has been raised by the
special gifts committee and drive
leaders are hopeful Of obtaining
the rest In an intensive two-weeks
canvass for funds starting May S.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17

ing in the lake breeze, the sparkling
sunlight of a midwestern summer
day, the lively music from dozens
of entertainment palaces, the good
humored banter of the "barkers, I"
the verdant landscapes - all COM
bined to lift the heart and tighten
the step.
For the Great Lakes Exposition
of 1887 is that kind of fair. 1t is
designed to let people have good
time, in fact to make them enjoy
their stay whether they've a mind
to or not.
Exhibits are found chiefly in the
vicinity of the main entrance, which
is on the hill above Lake Erie and
within two blocks of Cleveland's
public square. One of the great
halls, housing a group called 1.-THE
Making of a Nation" lies under
ground, being built into the side
of the sharp slope. Here, as in the
Varied Industries building and the
Hall of Progress, virtually all of
the exhibits are brand new; little
has been held over from last year.
In the constant subterranean
GOODNESS is a fascinating maze of
working models, dioramas, Animal
ed maps and striking murals de-
picting the marvels of science and
industry which make the t o n
what it is. Stress has been laid in
letting the visitor help in the oper-
alton of many exhibits; things hap
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17

pen when he presses buttons in
some displays; in another he may
enter a locomotive cab and play
engineer; or he may follow h e
manufacture of automotive oil from
the ground to the can in an ac-
curate moving scale model.
Outdoes Broadway.
HoneymoonerS deal more in en-
tertainment than education perhaps,
and the ones we are concerned with
found entertainment in satisfying
measure. First, of course there is
the largest exposition show ever
produced, and the outstanding new
feature of the 1887 exposition. This
is Billy Roses Aquacade, which
combines the elements of theater,
restaurant, night club, water show,
operetta and musical comedy.
The Aquacade is bigger than any
thing Broadway ever saw. The gil
gantic stage, which floats a little
way out into Lake Erie for the
water carnival which is part of the
show, is a block long. There are
500 in the cast, including Johnny
Weismuller, famed swimmer and
the heroic "Tarzan" of the movies;
Eleanor Holm Jarrett, beautiful
Olympic swimming star; Aileen
Riggin, "Stubby'' Kruger and 9TH
er favorites. So extravagant are the
spectacles they do justice to the
$500, 900 investment that made them
possible.
Running neck and neck with the
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17
Cochrane's Outlook
on Baseball Proves
Tragic Observation
q New York Post.-wNU Service

TIT HAD been a good interview. We
had talked about the pennant
race being between the Yankees
and the Tigers, two teams very
much alike in that sheer power is
their reliance rather than pitching
cunning. Cleveland, we had decid-
ed, was good but not quite good
enough because the Indians never
had the extra zip which wins games
that are needed most. From there
the talk turned to the luck which
makes or breaks pennant contend
erS.
eve had it for years." Mickey
Cochrane said, land we won two
flags. Last year we didn't have it
and we lost. This year-well, we've
had a lot of hard luck but we've
stuck close. Who knows?" He
paused and raped carefully on the
wooden floor of the dugout.
"Who knows" he repeated. IL
feel better'n 1 have for four or five
years. 1t looks like Rowe is ready
to go for us and things are shaping
up. But" He paused again. "Well,
anything can happen in baseball"
That was two or three minutes be-
fore game time. In the fifth inning
Bump Hadley threw fast ball.
Cochrane stepped back. 1t was not
a bean ball, should not have hit
him. But when you have been in
baseball long while and have 9TH
er things on your mind you become
careless. The ball struck him on
the right temple.
Almost Immediately Old-timers in
the press box were heading towards
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17

and they were inside the gates of
the Great Lakes Exposition. They
climbed into one of those double
roller chairs built snugly enough
for honeymooners and he gave the
order: ''To the Florida exhibit"
AS they approached the great
white mansion which is the central
building of a group housing ex-
hibitions of Florida industries, ag-
riculture, recreational facilities and
wild life, they saw what he had
suspected they might-real orange
trees, in full bloom, growing on the
shores of Lake Erie. By the wits
of her husband (who happens to be
a pretty smart guy, anyway and
the generosity of Earl Brown, hos
pitable manager of the Florida
show, the bride was wearing orange
blossoms in her hair quicker than
you could say Tallahassee.
It's a G0od-Time Fair.
1t was too hard to resist the
temptation to stop over and take
in the rest of the fair. The very
gaiety of the place f1attered the joy
in their own hearts. Nowhere are
you likely to find SO companionable,
so cheerful a crowd as within the
bounds of a successful exposition.
A glance around was all that was
necessary to prove that here folks
were bent on having good time
and were having it.
The brilliantly-hu ID buildings, the
million multi-coloretl pennons dane
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17
Purpose of Education

nNE must realize that the
~ main purpose and benefit
of education is first the mental
and moral betterment of him.
self, and only secondly a quail
ification.
The leading positions are
few, and do not of necessity
bring happiness. The subordi-
nate positions are many, and
the man who cheerfully and
contentedly does his duty in the
ordinary routine of life need
never regret that leadership
has not come his way. A ma
ton composed of citizens who
are doing their best will never
become decadent.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17
Mickey's Mishap Recalls
Accident to Earl Combs

Little Pete Walls, a jockey play
ing in pickup game against the
racing writer's at Saratoga last Aug
ust. Earl Combs running into the
fence in St. Louis Roettger knocked
unconscious by ball that rebound
ed from the fence in a Brooklyn
Boston contest.
Accidents, ali # them. Yet-Well,
somehow it is hard to get used to
the scene. Even memories of mo-
ments when comedy has followed
quick upon what might have been
disaster does not really help.
There have been such moments.
For instance the day when Larry
Doyle was skulled at the Polo
Grounds. The crowd scarcely dared
breathe while Larry sprawled be-
side home plate. Then some one
brought glass of water, lifted the
great second baseman's head. Lar
ry drank the water, arose, rubbed
his head, grinned a white grin and
stumbled down to first base.
Too, there was the afternoon in
Norfolk when Ray White was wild
and it seemed a fractured skull
might be the lot of even the indie
structible Lou Gehrig. Lou played
again in Washington the next day,
had three triples if memory serves
right. Indeed it must have been
that time when anxious reporters
found him missing from his room,
wondered if he might not be wan
dering around dazed because of the
blow. While they wondered Lou
walked in.
Just been sending a telegram"
he explained. Wanted Nom to
know it was all right"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17

Storing Tea and Coffee-Home
supplies of tea and coffee will
keep their flavor longer if stored
in stone jars.
Cleaning Rubber ROllers-The
rubber wringers on washing ma
chimes can be kept clean by wash
ing with kerosene.
Frightening Piano Keys-Dis-
colored piano keys can be bright
ened by rubbing with a soft cloth
danpened with alcohol.
Tinting Milk-When small chill
dren refuse to drink their daily
milk requirements, try tinting the
milk with vegetable coloring.
Boiling Sirup-If the saucepan
is well buttered around the top
strip that is being boiled in it will
not boil over the top of the pan.
Cabbage Cooked with Milk
Two cups milk, six cups shredded
cabbage, one-third cup milk or
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17
ADNIIMn AIS- Items Of Interest
u. HoUs2 lHs:!;l| : !: zs;;;S;;;

cream, two tablespoons melted
butter, two tablespoons flour, half
teaspoon salt. Heat milk and cook
cabbage in it two minutes. Add
milk or cream, flour blended with
butter and salt. Cook for three or
four minutes, stirring constantly.
Cooking Rhubarb-Rhubarb is
disliked by some people because
Of it's acidity. But this can be
considerably reduced if the fruit
is covered with cold water,
brought to the boil and then
the ordinary way. This method
is only recommended to anybody
who dislikes ordinary stewed rhu-
barb, as the healthful salts are
lost when the fruit is cooked twice.
CuStard Sauce-One and one
half cups scalded milk, one-eighth
teaspoon salt, one-quarter cup SUI
gar, one-haf teaspoon vanilla,
yolks of two eggs. Beat eggs
Slightly, add sugar and salt; stir
constantly while adding gradually
the hot milk. Cook in double boil
er till mixture thickens, chill and
flavor.
For Backing Stoves-An old
shoe polish dauber is an excellent
'ool for blacking stoves.
Keeping Flowers Fresh-A cou-
pie tablespoons of sulfurous (not
sulphuric) acid added to each pint
of water encourages buds of cut
flowers to continue growing and
leaves and stems remain greener.
WNU Service.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1937-06-17
CLEVELAND FAIR OPENS ALL NEW
Great Lakes Exposition Solves Honemooners Crucial Probem
Delights and Surprises Early Throngs of Visitors
By WILLIAM c. UTLEY

COME 100000 enthusia site
~ fair-goers thrilled to the fun
and fascination of the Great
Lakes Exposition in Cleveland
when the curtain parted on its
new 1887 edition on a recent
weekend. The visit of two of
these was purely accidental,
but the very incident which
brought them within the gates
illustrates the element of sur
prise and delight which is the
stuff great eXpositions are made
of, the magnet that draws mil
lions from the far corners of the
land.
The two were newlyweds en-
route through Cleveland on
their honeymoon, and this is
how this story comes to be
Darling" she purred. 81 want
some orange blossoms. Don't you
think I should have them? Do you
think bride is complete without
orange blossoms?"
"Uh-huh. Huh-uh," he answered
her questions in order.
"Then why don't you get me
some?"
''Haw! Well get you orange bios
SONS, honey. Thousands of 'em.
er. ..some day."
He Learns About Women.
"But I don't want them. .er.
some day. I want them now, while
I'm in the mood. If you loved me,
you'd get me orange blossoms"
Women were like that. He'd find
out, the fellows had told him. Well,
he was finding out. He dropped
baby-talk momentarily.
But whereineQ am I going to
get orange blossoms now? This is
Cleveland-not California or Flor
ida" She merely wrinkled her
nose, not as if she had been Whit
fling the delicate perfume of orange
blossoms, either. But a word had
stuck in his mind: FLORIDA ;. hm!
I've got a bunch. Maybe we'll get
your orange blossoms after all. And
don't say your hubby can't produce,
if we do"
Ten minutes later a dollar had
been sliced from that section of
the budget labeled miscellaneous"
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Little Tommy Is
In Trouble Again

With the Great Outdoors beckon-
ing to Tommy, he found it hard
to concentrate on his last exam,
to wit:
Gladiators are iron things that
give out heat.
Aristocrats are people who per-
form on the stage.
A Sextant is man who digs
graves.
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Uncle Phil
Says: -
Share in Troubles

Who said no one is interested in
another mans troubles? We are
if we like the man.
Fault of the automobile horn is
that too many drivers think that
when they sound it, their respon-
sibility ends.
An egotist thinks he cannot
make a mistake, so he has no
misgivings and frequently gets
something done.
Determination Has Inning
Hanging on to forlorn hope re-
suits in success as often as it re-
suits in failure.
There should be more leisure
for men of business and more
business for men of leisure.
A wolf lives only 10 years. That
comes of living a life of fury.
The really congenial people are
the good-natured. Struggle to be
one.
The history you are making is
seldom as pleasant as the history
you read.
Independent Incidence
Sometimes, one may feel indo-
lent enough not to want Oppor-
tunity to knock. After all, one
may be able to shape his own
course, without outside aid.
There is little music in a robins
chirrup, but great deal of cheer.
yOu-up.
Some of the big words he after.
ward uses, a boy gets from q
circus poster.
To say the world is moving ir
cycles is supposed to soften the
blow.