The Washington times., 1937-04-05

lucky guests is made each
| day in this column, and
those whom the 'lucky rings"
favor may collect their tick
cts from ]. Earle MOser, Gov
eminent cOlumniSt, any week
day between 4:30 and $3.50
p. M, and as early as 2 p. m.
on Saturdays. Those who
claim tickets promptly will
get the better seats. Watch
for the Lucky Rings around
your face!
reau having this to say in regard
to its project:
"There is a place for enormous
melons that grow in size like
fish stories of the one that got
away. But the huge melons are
unSuited for consumers who can
not chill them whole. A melon
is too large If the family cannot
consume most of 1t at a single
SIicing. 1t is too large If it is
necessary to cut it to get it into
the refrigerator, for a melon cut
before il is chilled loses quality"
Porter L. Bush is to be sup
ported as a candidate for Com
mander of the D. C. Department
of the American Legion by Kenna.
Main Post No. 81, which includes
a large number of st. Elizabeths
Hospital workers. At its last regu-
lar meeting the post issued a state
ment regarding its views of its
candidate:
at is the view of the post
that none is more fitted for
the place than COmrade Bush.
Ever an active member In all
things concerning the welfare
of the veterans Of the World
War. Constantly endeavOring
to better the conditions that all
veterans must confront in their
efforts toward rehabilitation. /
Forward at all times in the
organization of the Sons Of the
American Legion, in fact he has
been a leader Of the movement
in this district. And with blush
es for the COmrade, it has been
said that he, too, was among
those present when problems
arose in the organization of the
Ladies' Auxiliaries."
The post also complimented
Comrade Ralph Haws, MD, for
a talk on the dangers Of infection
with one Of the most prominent
social diseases, even by innocent
and unSuSpecting persons, DR..
HawS having stressed the need
for education of the public to
teach everyone what such mala-
dies are, how to avoid them, and
how to recognize and obtain med
ical care for them. He has prom
iSed to deliver similar lectures to
all civic groups in Anacostia and
Congress Heights.
Post No. 81 has begun a post
library, the first contribution be-
ing five of the works of the late
DR.. William A. White, st. Eliza
beths head, by an anonymous
donor.
Folk with knowledge Of where
to go for good time will head for
the Carlton Hotel April Is. On
that evening at $50. Labor De-
partment Lodge, No. 228, A. F.
G. E., will hold it's annual spring
dance and social, with music by
Dave McWilliams.
President Charles F. Sharkey,
Secretary Nora C. Lane and Treas
urer George E. Chapman head the
arrangements committee, assisted
by v. Paul Carney, of the execu-
tive committee and Benjamin
Harp, sergeant-at-arms. Vice presi-
dents Of the group are Gail T.
Judd, office of the secretary;
Howard D. Ebey, immigration and
Naturalization Service; Willard S.
Haynie. employment service; Mel
lie E. Ratchford, Labor Statistics;
E1lldDeCn 4. randy, Cn1IQreQS Bu-
reau, and Mary H. Turner. of the
Women's Bureau.
A gentleman in Chicago has run
afoul of the Federal Trade Com.
mission in another of its humor-
Gus but serious complaints:
Advertising in newspapers,
magazines and circulars, the re.
spOndent allegedly represented
that his tablets consist Of gland
medicines, and are a gland slim.
ulant: that they constitute a
competent aphrodisiac, enable
one to be young again, and that
the results from their use are
sure"
The commission has given the
gentleman 20 days to answer.
And more humOr crops up in
one of General Accounting Offices
latest decisions, bearing on the