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The Washington times., 1937-04-23
Treasury EmplOye
AT Battle of Music

Music" which will feature the
band of Don Lane and Jack Nor
tons Orchestra, are Alice M.
Meenehan, Margaret Crowell and
Mrs. Evelyn Heath.
Born in Ireland
Miss Meenehan was born in
Cloonkeary, Ireland, but has lived
in Washington for the past 10
years. After graduating from a
local business college. she secured
a position as stenographer with
the Washington Real Estate
Board. She is vice chairman Of
Alpha Province.
President of Alpha Province,
Mrs. Heath was born in Mime
apolis, Mimi, and has lived here
for 10 years. She is interested in
dancing and sorority work and is
also chairman of the dance COM
mittee. A graduate of Central
High School, and another active
sorority worker, Miss Crowell is
also a native Washingtonian and
interested in all outdoor sports.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

A representative of the Treasury
Department, Miss Jane Grubbs,
charming and efficient stenogra-
pher in the division of insolvent
national banks, will be on hand
tomorrow night at the Washington
Hotel to see that the Battle of
Music" staged by Alpha Province,
of Lambda Chi sorority, is a COM
plete success.
Miss Grubbs is one of those rare
persons, a native WaShingtonian,
and attended Monroe School and
was graduated from Roosevelt
High. She has been in the Gov
eminent service just 10 months.
Sorority Officer
Greatly interested in sorority
affairs, she holds the posts of
sergeantat-arms and chaplain of
Alpha Province and national re-
cording secretary of Lamda Chi.
Her hobbies are horseback riding,
swimming and dancing.
Assisting Miss Grubbs in the ar
rangements for the Battle of
The Washington times., 1937-04-23
BIRTHS

George and Fannie Kellner, girl.
John and Gladys Hook, girl.
Lou and Hilma Hester, girl.
Maurice and Nathlie Levitan, girl.
William and Alberta King, girl.
Joseph and Margaret Crunkilton. girl
George and Mary Cutting, girl.
Edward and Katharine Bowers, girl
John and Helen Buehler, girl.
Thomas, jr.. and Marian Mcqueen coy
John and Louise Holt, boy.
Ernest and Catherine Wright, boy.
Marvin and Mildred Massey, girl.
Francis and Sarah Lacey, boy.
Leland and Itha Morton, boy.
Charles and Goldye Aronstein, girl
Charles and Ruby McInnis, girl.
Alfred and Gladys Goshorn, girl.
Arthur and Rose Worischek, girl
Chester and Arabella Hogentogler. girl
John and Mary Anderson, girl.
Arthur and Grace Hall, girl.
Charles and Cora Taylor, girl
Frank and Susan Scott, jr., girl.
Charles and Olive Kengla, boy.
George and Mary Skinner. boy.
Richard and Mary Leebrick, boy
Walter and Elsie Myers, boy.
James and Alice Rothrock. boy.
Albert and Gertrude Willis, girl.
Henry and Myra Fields, girl.
Rena and Dora Chambers, girl.
Edward and Marguerite Gerald. boy.
Mark and Genevieve Mathews, girl.
Shelton and Bessie Neal, boy.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

Of workers in offices who are
ready for promotion. There are
many cases in which no attempt
is made to find this out, admin
Strators choosing to seek higher
ability on the outside or get it
through the establishment of new
civil service registers"
Steward criticized the lack OF
knowledge of classification laws,
pointing out that after passage OF
the 1923 act his office received
from Federal officials many
queries saying:
1--WE understand the Congress
has passed some law about
classifying which will affect the
employees in our office. Can you
assist us in getting q copy Of
this legislation and help us in
interpreting it?"
Assembly NOteS-Among those
on hand at the Hotel Commodore
are Carson C. Hathaway, Civil
Service Commission personnel of.
ficer, who takes volumnious notes
but has confined his activities to
listening rather than talking. .
Arthur Aronson, Social Security
Boards chief of personnel. was at
the speakers table yesterday and
outlined his agency's method OF
surveying jobs to produce more
efficient classification those who
wished to go along were given an
interesting tour of New York pc.
lice headquarters yesterday, and
today were to sail around Man
haitian Island on the S. S. River.
side, river steamer operated by
the Department of Plant and
Structures.
City postOffice employees, mem
bers of Local No. 40, Nationa,
Federation of Post Office Clerks
will present a dance tomorrow
evening at Beaver Dam Country
Club and have scheduled theil
annual banquet and installation
Of officers for May 8 at Indian
Springs Country Club.
Elections held recently saw
Michael Mccoy voted into the
presidency, with Charles Norris
vice president; Earl Dodge, re
cording secretary; William Burch
financial secretary; John Sheehy
treasurer; Ernest Perry, sergeant
alarms, and William McLindon,
trustee.
Charles Norris, Stephen Jones,
Herbert Borcharall, John O'Brien
and Dodge will be delegates to
the Toledo National convention
September IL.
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DEATHS

Frank Forde. So, 1856 o st. y. W:
Lillian W. Mack, 81. George Washing
ton.
S. E.
William C. Herfurth At, 1922 Tenth ST.
n. w.
Sophie Rhodes ~, Providence Hos
Edward W. Turton, 81, Gallinger Hos
pital.
william M. Madison, rs, 1907 Fourth
St. S. W.
John W. Day, IS, st. Elizabeths Hos.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23
SocjaIite in Reno

RENO, New, April % G.N.S0.
Mrs. Frances S. Saltonstall Meyer,
Boston society leader, has esIab-
lished a Reno residence presum-
ably to divorce George Won L.
Meyer, it was learned today. She
was accompanied here by her
brother, Nathaniel SaltonStau.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23
DEATHS

GARRAGHTY, MTLDRED-on Wednesday,
April 21. 1887. at sos Fourteenth street
Northeast, MILDRED GARRAGHTYi the
Garraghty. of Bedford county. Va. and
Mrs. Matti Lyles.
Funeral services will be held on Thur ns
day. April 81 1897. at 8 p. m, from 800
Fourteenth Street, Northeast. -,
Relatives and friends, are invited to attend.
Interment in Lynchburg: Va.
Services by the W. W. Chambers 20.
Southeast funeral home.
GAVIN, JOHN J.-on Friday, April 90,
1887, at Providence Hospital. JOHN J.
GAVIN. the beloved husband of Julia A.
Gavin and father of Mrs. Mary Waters
Mrs. Evelyn Remson, John Gavin, James
Gavin and Martin Gavin.
Funeral from his late residence. 8
Quincy Place Northeast, on Monday, April
20 1887, at $50 a. M, thence to st;
Martins Catholic Church, North Capitol
and T Streets Northwest. where mass will
be Offered at a. m. for the repose OF
his soul
Relatives and friends are invited to attend
Interment in Mt. Olvet Cemetery.
Services by w. w. Chambers Company
Baltimore. Md. papers please copy.)
SMITH, SARAH Son Thursday, April 90,
1887. at her residence. 220S Sixteenth st.
s. E.. SARAH 8. SMITH, widow of John A.
Smith and mother Of Joseph F.. Leonard D.
and the late Elmer f. Smith.
:. Funeral from the chanel Of Thomas F.
Murray and Son. 2007 Nichols Ave. s. E..
on Saturday April "a. at 3:15 p. m. Services
at the Emanuel Episcopal Church. Thir-
tenth and SITS. s. E.. at $50 p. m.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend,
Interment in Congressional Cemetery.
WEST. ROBERT CONRAD-On Thursday,
April 90, 1887. at his residence. 2132
Thirty-first Street Southeast. ROBERT
CONRAD WEST. the beloved husband of
Gladys Aileen West tnee La Rue.)
Funeral from the above residence on
Saturday. April "a, 1897. at rs p. m.
Services at Congress Heights Baptist Church
at . p. m.
Relatives and friends are invited to at
tend.
Interment in Cedar Hill Cemetery.
WILLIAMSON. DIXON-on Friday. April
90, 1887. DIXON WILLIAMSON the
beloved husband of Mary M. Williamson.
He is also survived by three daughters and
four sons.
Remains resting at the W. W. Chambers
Company Southeast funeral home, 517
Eleventh Street Southeast
Funeral services will be held on Mon.
day April 20. 1887. at 2 p. m. from the
w. W. Chambers Company Southeast flu
neral home. 517 Eleventh Street Southeast
Relatives and friends are invited to attend.
Interment in Cedar Hill Cemetery.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

, John L. Gray SO, 1903 Montelio Ave.
N. e.
Martha e. Ferguson, So, Gallinger
Hospital. .,
Annie PurnelI, SIS, Gallinger Hospital.
Lulu Bailey, 30, Gallinger Hospital.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

} Jardain Knight, %, S14 Fourth St:
N. W., and Reather Bright, %. 1929
Fifth St. N. W. The Rev. A. c. Forster:
Ann Kirkland Malloy. 81, both of Balti-
more, Nd The Rev John A. Dunn.
Carvil Reid Archer, 26, Bel Air No,
and Helen Barbara Kunkel, 20, same ad-
dress The Rev. Joseph NJ Moran.
Elmer Nathan Powers. 81, 1927 NJ st.
N. w, and Jane S. Forsythe. Is, 1925 N
ST. N W. The Rev. S. E. Rose.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23
Licenses issued at Rockville. Md:

licenses issued at RockvilIe. Md:
Carl Rhodes Sideli, "a, Takoma Park,
Nd, and Laura Jane Lawson, II, Silver
Spring, Md.
Florence McCann, 20, both Of Silver
Spring, Md. =,
Andrew Alven Douglas %. and Rosetta
e. Bazzle 81, both of Broadway. Va.
Oscar Blackwell Downing, 20, Silver
Spring, Md, and Anne Margaret Nygard,
rs. Washington.
Valentine r. Hurt II, West Point,
Va, and Nancy Pate, SO. washington.
Robert Lee Glover, "a, and Beulah A.
Burton o. both of Washington.
Clinton F. Larrimer. %, Washington.
and Thelma L. watt, 20, Takoma Park
Md.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23
AVENUE GRAND

64S Pa. Ave. q "
Today: ''PENRoD AND SAM" with
BILLY MATCH. Also Shorts.
Tomorrow: Doors Omen 10 70 Show p, NJ
DOLORES DEL RTO-RTCHARD DIX in
DEVILS PLAYGROUND" and CLAIRE
TREVoR-MTCHAEL wHALEN in CA.
REER WOMAN"
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DISTRICT RECORD OF BIRTHS AND MARRIAGES

Catherine Castor. ~. GallinEer Hos
pital.
William Madison. Is. GallinEsr Hos.
pital.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

SHERmANGeo,sia A y. and
Randolph 24OO
Matinee 2 r. NJ.
To-day: ANTON wALBROOK - ELIZA.
BETH ALLAN in SOLDIER AND THE
LADY"
Tomorrow: Doors nnen 10 30. Show p. NJ
HELEN BRODERTCK-VICToR MOORE
in WE'RE ON THE JTTRY"
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CENTRAII 4as eth street NV

Today: MEN IN EXILE" with DICK
| PURCELL and JUNE TRAVIS.
Tomorrow: DICK POwELL-MADELETN
CARROLL in ION THE AVENUE" and
CONSTANCE WORTH - vINToN HA-
woRTH in CHINA PASSAGE" Also
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

YORK Georgia Ave . Quebec p.
To-day: ''MIDNIGHT COURT" with ANN
DVORAK Also Short
Tomorrow: GEORGE O'BRIEN in PARK
AVENUE LOGGER" Shorts.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

Lee Tracy and Gloria Stuart in WANTED.
JANE TURNER" Also-Cary Grant and
lean Bennett in WEDDING PRESENT"
The Washington times., 1937-04-23
THVOEH 18th ana Park Rd. N. "

Matinee g p. W
TODAY KATHARINE HEpRTTRN-FRAN-
CHOT TONE in QUALITY STREET. i"
Tomorrow: Doors Omen IL 30 Show p. M.
LIONEL BARRYMORE in "A FAMILY
AFFAIR" Popeye Cartoon.
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EJDT0WN Conn. Avs Newark It.
@A Phone. Cleveland B4OG

mdtSHoe y Il. W.
To-day: CHESTER MoRRIs-LEo CAR
RILLO in 1T PROMISE TO PAY"
Tomorrow; Doors Omen 12 40. Show p NJ
HELEN FREDERICK and VICTOR MOORE
in WE'RE ON. THE JURY"
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

Including the new popular
Glen Plaids and many other
grand new spring suits.
Highest quality materials and
tailoring.
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

MOTT 1907 e6tb Street Northwest
Irene Dunno and Melvyn Douglas in
THEODORE GOES WILD"
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

sen INV Georgia AvPNUe and
FaVFaRUt ~ " w.
To-Day: PETER LoRRE-BRTAN DON
levy in CRACK UP"
Tomorrow: Doors Open II 40. show ! p NJ
JOE r.. BROwN-MARIoN MARSH in
"WHEN's YOUR birthday" Jungle
Jim No. 5, and Short
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

Pat O'Brien and Humphrey B0gart IN
THE GREAT O'MALLEY."
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

AVALON Connecticut Avs. and
Mckinley ~. N W.
To-day: READY. WILLING AND ABLE"
with RUBY KEELER-LEE DIXON
Tomorrow: Doors Open ~ 80, Show p. NJ
JOE F.. BROWN--MARION MARSH An
''WHEN's YOUR BIRTHDAY?" Jungle
Jim No. g. and Short
The Washington times., 1937-04-23

ROSALTA sIs stress Southwest
Martha Raye and Shirley Ross in HIDE
AWAY GIRL" Also-"C0ME AND GET
TT" with Edward Arnold, Joel McCreS
and Frances Farmer.
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HUWI u 1870 Rtrees Northeast
To-day: JOSEPH CALLEIA in MAN OF
THE PEOPLE" Shorts.
Tomorrow: Doors Omen IL 40. Show p. N.
RICHARD ARLEN in SECRET VAL.
LEY. and LEE TRACY-MARG0T Ora
HAME in CRIMINAL LAWYER"
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PENN Pa Ave. q. v. bet. 9Th & 7tb
Matinee g p. ".
TODAY: KATHARINE HEPRTRN-EpA AN
CHOT TONE in QUALITY STREET ="
Tomorrow: Doors Omen g 30, Show 1 P. M,
LIONEL BARRYMORE in "A FAMILY
AFFAIR Also Comedy
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10
LAMB is POPULAR
AS FAVORED FOOD

College Station, Raleigh, Feb. TO-
AS dish on the dinner table, Mary's
little lamb is much more popular
than it was when it followed her to
school.
Lamb is not only delicious and
healthful food, but it is also reason
able in price and available at all times
of the year, said Earl H. Hostetler, in
charge of livestock research at State
College. II
According to statistics, he added,
more lamb was consumed in. 1885 than
in any previous year in history. The
per capita consumption of lamb in the
193O-35 period was 20 per cent greater
than during the five preceding years.
Lamb production is increasing, ne
continued, and this means that plen-
tiful supply is available for the house
wife. sst ..E,<5
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10

, at JaneI's table ar the cnar1sy
bridge-said, "Janet, don't you ever
get bored with Hollywood? I
think this is CHASTITY place for q
girl without a. job. We never have
anything to talk about. I've been
out here so long I've forgotten
what the girls used to talk about
back home"
Linda Appleby said, Instead of
talking about what picture so-and-
so is making, they talk about the
new dress they saw or what Mrs.
You-know-who said at the forum
meeting last week and whose huS-
band got drunk at the country club
party on Saturday night"
Grace Tucker sighed, "Our hus-
bands can't even get drunk because
it's against the rules! Sometimes
I think it would be a good idea if
we could talk about those things
but new dresses are no novelty in
our lives. What do You say,
Janet?
Janet said, II don't really know,
girls, about wives back east, but
1 guess wives are the same every
where. They want to talk about
their husbands and children and I
guess it o-p'' .ust Gs dull to
talk about the coal business or
Wall Street"
who's talking about Wall
Street," Harriet Casey said as she
strolled toward their table. Har-
riet was a newspaper woman, west
coast representative Of a string of
newspapers.
"Oh, we're just talking about our
husbands and children for b
change" Dot Doyle said.
"Well, well, girisw Harriet ex-
claimed brightly. do I scent
news? Who has any children
here ?"
''Well, if we haven't, we're going
to have" Janet said idly. who
bid three hearts 2"
Janet was dummy. She was glad
she didn't have to concentrate. The
conversation had somehow made
her feel depressed. She thought Of
the busy, stimulating years when
she had had a job. And she had
had one when she and Joel first
came to Hollywood. Joel had been
her job and she had done it well,
but now he had no further need Of
those services he hadn't even
known about.
Harriet Casey leaned over to her
and whispered, II want to talk to
sou, Mrs. Paynter. Did you mean
what you said?"
Janet said, Excuse me, Linda,
but didn't you play club on that
last trick? You did have a heart
in your hand :" she turned back
to Harriet who had said something
to her. YES" she answered not
remembering what the question
had been.
Someone called to Harriet then
and she left giving Janet q little
pat on the back. Janet said, "This
gives us the rubber, partner"
She thought no more about the
conversation.
The next afternoon Joel had
asked her to meet him at his tai
lor's. They were going from there
straight to dinner at a restaurant
and to view a picture at one of the
smaller houses.
Janet liked those dates. Joel
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10
WANTS VALUATION
UTILITY LIMITED
Daily DlNuateh Bureau.
TM the Sir Walter Hotel
IL D.. c.. RA SKERVfT,L


Raleigh, Feb. 10-Seekfng to pre-
vent utility companies from blowing
first cold and then hot as to valua-
ton of their properties, Representa-
tive Sam Blount, Of Beaufort county,
Tuesday introduced bill aimed at
prevention Of generalization for rate
making purposes.
Under terms of the measure, the
utility commission is directed to re-
quire a sworn statement, accompanied
ny certified statements from every
county, showing the total valuation
OF the property within the State of
any and every utility for which the
commission is to establish rates.
The commission is further directed
to establish rates for the utility, using
the total valuation, as shown by the
tax lists of all counties, as the sole
basis for fixing rates.
Commencing on the bill, Mr.. Blount
said 1t will prevent the prevalent
practice of utilities listing their pro-
perty for taxation at far below it's fair
value and subsequently boosting these
values beyond all reason when the
time comes for rate fixing by the uti-
'ity commission.
&c CitGd the { Ssc ar I Ill v &! ich
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10
CHAPTER II

! JANET LOOKED up from the
letter she was reading. The view
that spread itself before her eyes
was less enhancing than the one
the letter brought to her mind. The
rolling lawns where Toki was run
ming an electric lawnmower faded
from her view. The cOlOrful flow
ers had too long been colorful in
the unending bright light of the
sun. That same sun drenched the
terrace with it's wicker furniture
and boxed hedges as it had done
day in and day out.
The leaves were beginning to
turn, Martha had written, Janet
saw the peaceful countryside of the
New England village of Chester.
She saw the riot of red and yellow
and last-turning green. She
thought she smelled the pungent
Odor of burning leaves sending a
4eathery plume high, to dissolve
against a grazing sky.
There would be the smell of late
asters and the cidery scent of ap-
pies on the air. There would be
wood smoke rising from the CHM
neys of the little white houses. And
within there would be good things
simmering on the stove-peppery
chill and jellies and jams.
Janet wondered if she still re-
membered how to pickle grapes.
She thought if she drove through
the market that day she would buy
some and try her old recipe.
Then she sighed, lying there in
her expensive pajamas on chaise
lounge. Cook wouldn't like it if
she r1ussed up the kitchen.
She could, Of course, muss it up
all she pleased. But it really
wouldn't be any fun because she
didn't feel that the kitchen be-
longed to her anyway and cook
would probably leave. Cooks were
always leaving and taking the
serving maid with them.
Now butler would really run
the place." Joel had said when she
had protested that it was ridicu-
llous for them to have a butler.
But want to run it," she had
said rather pathetically.
Joel had laughed. "Why, you
goose? Just keep yourself pretty
for me and help me de- nay enter
ltaining. You ought to ~ glad we
aren't living back On tie -west side
lin New York"
"But I have nothing to do" she
had persisted.
"You are a lily Of the field now"
he answered and that was that.
Another Gay Lucien Doyle's wife
Dot was another lily CT the field,
in fact SO were the other two girls
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10
LEGISLATIVE CHATTER

A large number of North Cardinals
aspiring politician-jurists are much
more interested in the filling of this
States two Supreme Court vacancies
than they are in President Roosevelt's
proposal to put six more judges on
the United States highest tribunal.
Wallace Winborne, Democratic
State chairman, would be universally
conceded one of these posts where it
is not for an increasing public feeling
against the appointment of judges as
a reward for purely political service.
AS it is, he is given wide edge over
other aspirants.
One legislator will grave1y assure
you that the Assembly will finish it's
work and go home by March Is. An
other will just as earnestly inform
you that the boys" will be here until
May IS. u .s
The same wide divergence of opin-
ion exists among the news men cover
ing the session.
AS matter of cold hard fact. no.
body has any idea of the closing date
and all predictions along that line are
either for the purpose of having some
thlng to say of for the equally laud-
aple purpose OF filling up space.
This column has finally 9"arrived"
II has been quoted in the political Cos
sip in RaIeigf1's well-known morning
sheet.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10

[%DdY That FORGET l~x,s<F
X 7 &C. . .s:s. :1y ao
\SII/ o. coPyMaT 3 &11MzA

mad made q little game OF calling
her on the phone and asking her, if
she didn't have a date, if he could
have one with her.
Those were the little things
about Joel that delighted Janet. He
was her "beau" and she was his
"best grip.
But beaux don't give their girls
ermine capes. At least, not in
Chester, darling" she had said on
that occasion and Joel had gotten
in the car and driven to a dusty
drug store where he had bought
her a large box Of stale chocolates
which he presented to her with
flourish. I'm not to be outdone
by the beaux in Chester" he said.
He made a wonderful beau and
very good husband, she thought,
even if she had never felt like a
wife. What was that Martha had
said to her years ago about the
good, quiet years.? She knew
well enough and she hoped that
some day they would come even
though she couldn't put her finger
on what was wrong with their
marriage.
There is nothing wrong with
our marriage!" She protested
stoutly and thought that the only
thing that was wrong with it was
that she wasn't contented. And
because she wasn't contented, she
was an ungrateful girl. There was
Joel to give her the moon if she
asked for it.
And therein was her trouble. She
didn't want the moon. She wanted
a little home. She wanted to go
to market in the morning and chat
ter with other women. She wanted
to know what was in her ice box.
She actually wanted to clean out
that ice box.
Sometimes, seeing other girls
like-and yet not 1ike-herse1f in
the market, she thoughts Marriage
is an estate and that is what I
haven't got. It's nameless feel
ing of being enclosed in that state.
That's why it is called an estate.
It's something that you don't see
but you feel it when you are build
ing something with another per-
son. It's the feeling of being Mrs.
to somebody's Mr.. It's feeling of
being part Of a mans life. I know
oh, T know I am part Of Joers
but I'm not necessary to him or
to anyone else"
To do Janet justice, it must be
said that she did not think these
things too often. She wasn't think
ing Of anything unhappy or dis
quieting when her chauffeur drew
up before the English Tailoring
House.
Joel saw her the moment she en-
tered the door. His face was pale
and his eyes were angry as he
came up to her.
He thrust a newspaper into her
hands.
Read that, Janet, and explain it
please. he said. i
Darling" she said, "You look
terribly upset."
II am" he answered, IT'D Hike to
know why you didn't consult me
about this"
"'This' what ?" Janet answered
calmly and started to read.
(TO Be COntinued)
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-02-10
You're Telling Mel
BY WILLIAM RIFT

So far, this week, the only develop
ment in the Spanish Civil war is the
fact, with the flood and strike news
ON the wane, both Loyalists and
Rebels have regained Page One. But,
then, the presidents supreme court
message came. along.
Somehow we can't help but question
the sincerity of that Missouri sit
down sutton who has chained himself
to a radiator until his girl makes
up her mind to marry him. Now, If
he'd only chained himself to block
Of ice, In this weather.
Many an immigrant makes a name
for himself when he comes to Amer
fca--changfng from something like
Garfinklingburg to Smith.
Milly, the titian-topped typewriter
taper. feels certain that if Chicago
becomes the site of the Braddock-
Louis fight, it will be held in Sox
park.
Never tell your financee you are
not good enough for her. After the
honeymoon is over she may suddenly
agree.
Dad still is explaining to Mother
what he really meant as a result of
his remarks that, to him, Ip-stick on
young girls lips was very dlstasteful.
And then there are those who really
do not start to work until the boss
,hrcatcn. to fire them.