The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-09-28


nv running across the other teams goal line, "
or hit home run by knocking the ball over
the fence Nowadays he scores with the
power and precision of peerless piston rings Bill oOm
or rams out with the ceancu zip OF Madam Muscu
lars instantaneous hair remover.
"Three and the old ball game chores the announcer
sHooray the pennants again. Believe me you, sister,
that just easy removing supertuous halr from your
legs and arms with Lady Pompadours peerless prescription
What homer! What game! Rush right out and buy
can at your neighborhood store :"
Which obviously all in fun And that's exactly what the
game Of college football should be in-fun.
The dav Of the precisonss and the dayghodark drill
masters such late Percy Haughton and the current
Bernie Bierman is passing. Must pass . -. ,,-...,
Bierman of Minnesota, is the best coach IN the United
States The cold, hard records say We take 40 sneak
punch him because of that for other Interior reason
If coached those gaopng Golden Gophers OF his wed
want to 90 on winning too That's human nature STILL the
period of protracted victory cycles in college football draws
to close. .
be no longer fashionable the clean grron slate
year after year.
Better Football This Fall:
The writer yields to admiration and fondness for
the remarkable Rockne but would any try
to tell me that Dame better university when hoe
turning out ongwnnng streak teams at South Bend?
Rokne fit his day. Pioneered his day to extent and
that day is done.
They tell Bierman like died when Northwestern broke
Mnnesoas winning streak last fall Not much because the
Gophers lost that they pretty much the game away
It end that veteran team OF his could hay
wire and toss off closely contested battle Which to
understand pride of workmanship Biermans part
So took his boys back to Minneapolis and took the game
away from them.
That is say laid down the law about the sort Of wild
woo harum lateral that sent the Gophers
down to their first defeat in several autumns
You won't Christensen and Uram and the rest Of those
mighty Norsemen chuckng the ball around in foolish fash
ion THIS fall They play close to their belts Bierman
will know the reason, and that means they'll probably not be
beaten Not by Nebraska Notre Dame Northwestern
or any other outfit that stalks the chalkbarred batefelds
see by paper where Bierman used five quarterbacks
against North Dakota State last Saturday Probably he
irving select the he could trust implicitly to that
monkeysne mistakes made during the coming campaign
The trend back to closer knit orthodox football will
noticeable in other places besides Minnesota Probably
every section except the Southwest which first to intro
duce football basketball.
Our TOuUn's Teams:
There was throwing Of hats in the air that
type of football first sight It happened that most Of
got initial gmpses Of it its home groundsthe dry
warm gridirons of Texas.
Somehow in the wet slippery cold and uncertain East the
razzedazze outfits didn't to fare WE'LL For every
game they they lost wo and the novelty off the
fans began to want to oldme religion rockboom
football again.
that they turned the likes of Pittsburgh and Notre
Dame and Minnesota (barng those few unhappy
into the saphappy fields of the uncontrolled latera and
Nebraska, and they not disappointed.
This fall will find the trend back days of conservatism
pronounced. few gmpses of the college
of town will convince you of that Good teams they'll be-
You'll see smart football when you see Fordham
Columbia Y U. and Manhattan perform Better perhaps
than you expect Don't sell single of them short and
particularly, keep eye Dr. Jim Crowley of Fordham
His young have got about everything.
Dr. Stevens of IT, has the best squad with which he's
been blessed since quitting the shade of the Yale ms for Ohio
Field AS for Columbia has physically sound coach again
for the first time in three seasons and what difference that
make!
1t may look like luck the first time you see Luckman but
there be Little science in it, Also Oh than that
Quite lot Of science for mentor all this land gets
out of his material than the Prof Lou Little His
rent upset lot of calculations