The Washington times., 1937-05-21
THE VOICE OF
Broadway
BY Louis SObOI-


complete coverage of the corona
ton to Script magazine on the
Coast, paying his own toll provided
the magazine would fill in the
proper punctuation. Vanderbilt
kept his promise and the story
appears in the current issue. re-
piete with interpolated comments
by Editor Rob wagner Zone OF
which is q howl we would Ike 10
repeat if the editors would forget
for a day that this is a family
newspaper). Neil not only paid
the cable toll out of his own purse,
hut the boat fare across and the
hotel charges. All for the sake OF
seeing his story in print.
Papa Dionne
Papa Dionne has had plenty
opportunity to do some tall. con-
structive thinking up there in the
Callandar bleaknesS. Pa has
watched the thousands Of tourists
file in to inspect his fivesome. day
after day-and ignore him COM
pletely. All that is to be changed.
A few days ago, the worlds cham
pion parent ordered a doughnut
making machine from the Dough
nut Corporation Of America. Pa
Dionne will now peddle doughnuts
to the visitors-three for a dime
handicapped. Coffee by Ma
Dionne served by the brothers and
sisters Dionne.
Some Crest, I'll Say
Dean Cornwell's amusing sur
realist shields at the Warwick'S
Raleigh Room still continue to
draw art lovers. There Is talk
that the famous artist is to be
commissioned to do a similar
room in Hollywood. We offer
these suggestions for his gallery
Of celebrities shields-Greta Gar
bo: Icicles and crossed snowshoes
=. Milton Berle Cor any column
ist): Paste pot with crossed shears
beneath. Jack Pearl: Ring Saug-
age floating in tub Of beer suds
with seraph playing a Tyre in the
background %. George Jean Ma
than: Torn script with arrow
piercing middle and border work
of garlic -. Maxwell Anderson:
Printing press, high pile Of manu-.
scripts standing out against back
ground of Pulitzer Prize diplomas
CLARK Gable: CupidS flying
about the edges and fan mail 60
ing up in smoke at the altar Of
love.
Out Of Envelopes
"You stated the other day that
Placido Mort had invented the
famed observation-disclosures. As q
matter Of fact, Gabrielle D'An-
nunzio places the origin Of "a
baglione back to the Crusades.
It was invented, If I'm not mis-
taken, by an Italian in honor Of
one Of the famous leaders Of the
CrlsadeS-Someone named Jean
Bullion, which after the ages be-
came Zean Buglione and finally
Zahaglione. In Italy today this
dessert is used mostly for the sick
and the weak to restore strength
and weight-given to children in
much the same way that spinach
is here. Only the taste Of Zabag.
lone Is divine. "-Galliano Buc-
caro-.
Nobody but Mrs. Emily Post
and myself could take offense at
your recent item which pointedly
gibed at the charming woman for
pointing. I should like to point
out to you that Mrs. Post was not
pointing, but hailing a taxi. I
ought to know because I took the
picture you refer to."-Ivan
Dmitri.
Topical Tidbits
Fred Perry tells intimates he is
making application for American
citizenship Newest reports
from Hitlerland hint that the
Fuehrer's current fever is not
Pola Negri but a Swedish actress,
who resembles Carlo, and whose
name Is Zarah Leander Jack
Whites word for audiences who
have to suffer through double
features "Cinemartyrs" Sue
cess story: Henry Youngman, who
pleaded for SIS per wk. emcee
berths In the lesser saloons here,
leaves the Kate Smith show June
oath for 10 wkS. in vaude at one
gee minimum per Helen Nor
gan'S ex-ivories thumper, Lou
Bring, merges with Vocalist Fran
ces Hunt in Chi next mo. The
split between Monte Proser and
Julie Jenner is definite now-She
leaves in few days for Reno.
A Friend
He is willing to share his heart
with you - when others have
taken yours out He puts a
warm arm around your shoulder
after others have given you the
cold shoulder He puts you
back on your toes-when you're
down because Of the heels He
still says Hello" to you after
everyone else says Goodbye" :.
He is the one who was never quite
able to get to you when you were
on top-but manages to get to
you when you're down!
10 Proves Lucky