The Detroit tribune. (Detroit, Mich.) 1935-1966, 1937-12-04
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by ). D. Haney

We missed the deadline last week
Many things go 10 make up the
f. cause. but we re going 10 keep then
10 ourselves. We Amt a-goin &c
miss any more. Ycu can bet on
that. for we have picked out a seat
at the top for this alley
That being slipped TO you foI
what it's worth. well dive into our
number and tell you about some OF
he things we've seen while street h
ing our neck aud legs round town
Down town crowds rush
ing about like ants. Thanksgiy-
Ing has come and gone. And
many proud bird has gone with
II Yet the hustle and hustle
down town continues Xmas
New Years Yeah Their spir-
It's are In the air You know
what we mean Here il Is IN
yerse"In the summertime we like
xatermelon In the fall we like
onmpkin Xmas don't come but
>nce year And all the pretty
dolls want something 49,. Yeah -.
The atmosphere downtown says
yith that thought.
There's a guy who hangs uptown
We think a lot OF. We have rea-
sons to believe all who know him
feel The same way toward him.
He's that sort Of guy Good ma
tured. free hearted and regular,
he's a friend TO everyone. His big
bro attitude got him hurt few
days ago. Here's how ii happened.
Two plowjokeys got full Of juice
IN Little Sans Bar and each de-
,ided the other had been struttinr
~ and down Hastings too long
With no more conscious than an
Indian with blond scalp within
ais reach, both pitched in to a.,
some great bodily harm 10 caca
thor In Short, they lii out 10 pla.
some head and head manslaughlei.
Before they could warm To tn,
ask. String Beans tRobl Banks
on stepped UP like u big-b.o ana
n e!yened His Intentions were
good. mind you But. as ia Wouit
have il, he was tie only enc OF H.
rio VINO got hurt. lie lost two
teeth And. his lip was stepped on
badly, he invited yours truly VI
FOR Thanksgiving so The justic,
.ou'd b dsnc 10 a bird he pain
smack for. Yeah lie Could only
sit and watch us deal OUT some
justice TO Tie bird And. as We said
.boye We think lot Of string
Deans. That's why we ale and ate
md ate.
We see that Mr. SlronS. a stout
supporter OF Mr.. Reading is back
II town after "A short vacation in
Alabama. We hear that his vaca-
ion was very colorful one. and
we remember that he promised to
,ome in as our guest and tell us
Ii about H. Yeah We wan, to hear
lbout the guys and gals down in
he bigfoot country us always
Ak TO heah bout TURNER'S"
Now. here is an incident that
sizzling in our hat-rack. II is
something that slugged our pride
something every ghce who has
aiken him flower for better OF
worse should Hhink about.
We've always looked upon our
self as very entorprising gent
&c. But well Judge for your
self.
We're sitting In cur one room
lparimf ut reading a police mag
hat was published In Naw York
This question, in caps as big as the
slug over this alley. leaped off IN,
page at us. DO YOU WANT TO GEL
RICH WITHOUT WORKING? Boy.
our mind raced. We read on. founf
that. for five smacks. a guy with e
amy sounding name would hAns
ur boots on up to our hips. We
called our flower and demanded
the fin. Her beef was loud. Sh
called us a fool. and lot of oihcl
things. She just didn't appreciate
an en'erprising hubby, you gee.
We mailed the fin. settled dowr
and waited. Our flower pouted. but
we were determined to show he
that we were the sort she just haG
to love.
The answer came Important
looking in caps and all II read
GETTCHA 'B O L T TWENTY
THOUSAND SUCKERS A n II
BUMP THEIR HEADS LIKE DIP
YOURS. Aw heck . My flower
just don't appreciate guy who s