davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Washington Journal., 1937-06-04
@idurO @Gsner in Slmerifa.
YOpmlGrner aOmpOniit in 8aibins-
ton mn6 gseip YOrf.

Simmer populdrer miro III ben
8ereinigten Stoaten Die W9uiif &i-
horO @agners. @s bat li9 i6on
faIt cine @agner-& ronfbeit ausgebil=
set, cine bDiteriiHe moiien-pipdolo=
glide 8egeiiterung, uie iie bier5u-
lanoe fir oSaa6" unO anoere 9inge
3l ieOer 3eit fiinitlid er5eugt fper-
ben fann ltno er5eugt miro.
I'm oieier Stromung entgegen5lt=
fommerl man m66te fat iagen, Inn
oieie &oniunftur a%ls5unuben, tommt
Anfang Serbit Elm @agner=S Ginger
Quintet nod Mmerifa, beItebeno aus
Dem GuIIen @leganoer &ipnis
(BaB) Der TI1e1oilonafin Wfprtba
&rafopo (9Glt), Ser 9eitreiderin
Sil0a 6 es n (5opran), Dem
S6meoen Soel 8ergIun0 (8ari-
tom uno Dem Soadnoer Sent
3oort (Genor).
0as erIte &onaert, peldes OieIeS
Quintet in Mmerita geben miro,
miro bier in @ abington per-
anItaltet meroen ltno 3Dar I'M 3u-
lammenbang NIT Dem eriten SDm=
pbonie=9 r1ei r-&on5ert. 8as PRO
granlm Oieles &on3erts miro gan5
aus @uqner 0unmern beiteben.
@agner er0ffnet alio ben &eigen Der
&on5erte i'm Script: o6ecauie Of the
enormous public relponie to tbe
muiic Of TIE German compoler", fpie
es in Oen englii6en 3eitungen DieB.
9ubei meroen Die oben genannten
flint SoliIten lingen, aud gum Seil
oesbolb, neil in gun5 Amerifa Gal-
lenoe BON groBen Staoten teine
Opernbduler baben uno neil oaber
Spern bort nitt aufgefiibrt tDeroen.
Das betrifft audi StdOte Die 8alb=
inqton un0 Baltimore. Wean fonn=
te amerita noas 2anb obne Sper"
nennen.
Bon Sen flint Soliiten Iang SEER
Qipnis in 2onoon, Berlin, 8ien,
glenos Mires uno Chicago uno Stem
gorf. Siloo &oneBni Die Seitrei-
derin, mar friiber cine betannte
6%dmimmerin, iingt aber ieBt in
8roq uno @ien. Die @ruppe nennt
lih u8agnerian 6eitiDal Singers".
sseoe 8erIon BARN beberri6t etfpa
$50 9pernidnger-&olen nno
10000 G~in3eaieOer. Serr Berg
lun0 lit in Stofbolm geboren, uro
er qa6 bort lein critics 0ffentli6es
aon8ert 1929. gr lang Defenders
er~folgreih i'm n6liegenoen Soldn-
oer4. Seitoem ipielte er 40 peri6ie-
oene Stolen in Spern. Serr gtoort,
ser Soaanoer, bate feline eriten gr-
foIge in aoblen8 i'm Sabre 1928 nno
lang ieitber in 38 Spern 1tno IN 70
Sratorien in europa.
@agner lit orl9 iibers Ndoio 10 be-
liebt, OaB man fat gu Oiel BON ibm
befommt. Or miro abgeradert tDle
friiber Carl Maria bon 8eber's
Spern C6reiihiis"). 8agner leoen
Eag faIt, .becauie Of public ent9llll-
asm for @oenerian mulic" 10 ltebt
es beute nit benz groBen oeutl1en
&omponiIten in Amerifa. Die Bl-
bliotbefen Iino obenorein boil bon
enqliihen 8iihern iiber 8agner ui1o
leine Spern, uno oie Bidder Deroen
tatidhlid bel gelelen.
Washington Journal., 1937-06-04
Mnlere Oeutl6e
&inOersS pra6i6nle
9eutide spra6-s dmle beIdlOk err
fOIsreides Sabr. GdGme, gelansene
Sdlmffeier UOrigen Samstag.
8elud aus Baltimore.


Die SAul=S9luB=5e ier unierer
eigenen oeutideu &inoer-S praGi6u-
le, porigen Samstag, I'M II ubr in
Dem Sbomplon-S 6uuofal, i'm Saale
unten, an Ser o3" StraBe uno 12ten
StroBe, perltef in i6oner, 3~ufrieoen=
Iteaenoer @eiie. Anmeieno marer,
einIhlieBli6 ser RiuOer, etpa 1870
ODER 40 Yerioneu. 8eionoers err
freAliA uno milfommen mar Elm Be
iud aus Baltimore. Bon Dem
8orItanoe Ser oortigen erfolgreiden
oeutl6en Sprabi1ule in Der be-
riibmten 3ionsfirde maren eigens
fir oie S6ulfeier Die folgenoen Ser
ionen nod @aibington ~beriiberge-
fobren: Serr YaItor ST.. 8. @Oers
uno @emoblin, Sr1ulein @lia 9.
gonra0i Qeiterin Ser 8altimorer
S6ule, (oeren 2ebrbu6 audi in
@albington benubt mliroe), uno Sri.
W2. 81 II II, ebenfaas BON Der 8al=
timorer 5afult1t uno 2ebrerin bon
Beruf. Meiter maren II. a. erldie=
men Ser 8eteran oes 9%eutidunter-
ri6ts in ben 8ereinigten Staaten,
SEER Yrof. Or. 81. SO. Span=
boofo bon bier, SEER &eOafteur
Or. @eorg 9 artbelme, Srau
S6la6ter bonn u@oncoro" Stub II. a.
&jnber-@ Orfiibrmngem, 8eOidte,
WeInng.
SEER $. @fnfIer begriiBte am
Mnfang fur3 Die griAienenen inn
Namen 0es uGoncor04 -&lubs, Oes
@riinoers Ser S6ule, uno oanfte
alien 8eteiligter, aitb Dem Cont
munitp Center. Damn folgte cine
6unte Geibe BON 8ortrdgen auf Der
8iibne ourd oie ~folgenoen &inoer
@uitap NortpooO, Sbereie Slooo,
Waarb 8. Bier, 9orotbp &obler,
@oitb 9onls, Serene Timer, @itber
Stint, @rneIt &ieno, SO. Saminan,
@nna 2od GiAaro 8urcea, Selen
Beth, Dorotbp @agner, Marp
6looo, MarD Mcgabe, MarD Sem
fel, @alter 8robm, 8eter Stint, &uri
6int, &urt Shiaing, @iaiam Sem
fel, Sobn &enfel, Marianne S6malb,
s. &otplinion @erner Sit, @uitar
Hreffert, Carl Surlebnrs, Grid,
@leis, 8anl Stterbah, 3. 2oren3,
gilbert anehtel, &urt giienldmitt,
Marguret Su6em, SilOegarO Ser
Mig, Qola S9ilosfi, Soiepb &enfel,
g. gbriItopb, Gillian 8leuer, 90.
Mamlinion, &arl MlIdom nno Sarrp
Slider.
Die 8orfiibrungen beitanoen I'm
Muflagen elmer gon5en &eibe oeut-
ider @eoi6te (ein5eIn uno in @rup-
pen) in Spre1A0ren, 8orlelen aus
Dem Oeuti1en 2ebrbud, in 0~ffentli-
dem Me6tl1reiben an Der Tafel, IN
einem &inoeripiel aMoat Sbr nil
len, uno in einem anoern nWas mir
meroen moQen~, ferner einem Wtar-
henIpiel D@odel, &infel uno Guide
leia~, uno i'm Mufiagen unO Singer
oertiher 8olfslieoer: pie sd bait
einen Romeraoen", sob Elm &nab'
Elm &oslein iteben~, SD weiB nidt,
mas Ioa es beoeuten", Studs, on
balt sic Cans geitoblen~, p8em
Soft mill refte CUNT ertueilen.
@eoihte uno 2ieoer muroen oa bor-
gptragen bon &inoern, Die gum Tell
Washington Journal., 1937-06-04
@erOen mir @aibingtOns
Ct balO mdblem Oiirfen?
@;rS bic Sta6t @ai6ingtOn bal6 int
&Onsrch cine Setrctmus 6efOmmen ?

&DngreR cine Sefrefnn8 DefDflfleH !!
8wei Mitglieoer 0es GongreIies in
@aibington, 6roit M}arD 9orton,
@oriibeuoe oes glusiduiies fir PM
geI~egenbeiten Der Staot Maibington,
uno ser %g6georonete $. Gum
II s, Saupt oes Musi6uIIes fir
&e6tsfrogen (sSuoiciarp Committed
buben inn Namen ibrer committees
felt einigen Sagen ernItliA Die Sra
ge beroteil, tpie iie ben (alter) 8or-
idlog Die StoOt @aibington inn
&ongreB 0ur6 eigene %Abgeoronete
pertreten SIT laiien, Dor Sen &ongreB
sur A6itimmung bringen fonnen.
6rou Norton bat elm oiesbe3iigli6es
@eleB eingebra1t, ooS cine 8erfoi-
iungs1n0erlng poriiebt nnO Die gait
sc 6rage oen Staoten u%nterbreitet.
3unGdit miiiien aber 3eugen uno
Wleinungen Dor ben genannten BEL
oetl 4usiAiiien gebort peroen. 9as
miro piel 3eit in Iniprit6 nebmen.
9arauf miiiIen Die Musi6iilie ielbit
iiber sic 6rage abitimmelL oas beiBt,
Oh iie Dem Abgeoronetenbqls oos
@eieb sur Mnnabme iiberbaupt ent=
pfeblen mollen ooer niGt.
6rou 0orton 6at Elm longes Wfe-
moranoum iiber Dos 8roblem ausge-
arbeitet, mel6es beionoers Die Bis
berige @eididte Der Gage beriidlid-
tigt. 6adleute auf Oieiem @e6iete
gibt eS biele. Die meiiten MniGIiigen
in @aibington, ar6 Die 8iirgerper-
cine, fin0 ( ii Oie Norton-8orloge
sic piinihen Diitrift-@ oblen fir
ben &ongreB uno eigene 8ertreter i'm
&ongreB. Seute bat @aibington
fem @o6lre6t.
SIM Senot itebt an ser Spite bes
gusi6uiies fir @ngelegenbeiten Oes
u9iltrifts BON Columbia Der tiid-
tige Senator Copper, ser aud
OtitgIie0 oes SenatS= &ommittees fir
GedtSfrogen lit un0 bier einen dbn-
liden @elebeSpori6log eingebradt
bat. Ser Senat mill aber Oas Sap
per-@eieb nidt beipre6en, ebe oas
M6georoneterbaus oariiber entl6ie-
Sen bat.
MbItimmnng ii6er Weinnng.
@inige Sages3eitungen 8albing=
toms baben fiir3li6, pie idon friiber,
prioate " b It in bic
len 6rogen abgebalten; oieies Neal
mar Die Abltimmung inter &o1greB-
mitglieoern lelber. 8as &eiultot
mar oos folgenOe: % bonn Sunoert
i'm Senat iino ii + cine gerfai=
I1ngsGn0erung %5ugunlten elmer &on-
greBpertretltng fir @albington, 20
pom Sunoert ltno oagegen; Die
ii6rigen ltimmten nidt ab ooer Bile
ben unentidie0en SIN y
mar es abil
li1: 81 8ro3erlt Ser WitglieOer, mel
he i~iberbaupt %obitimmteu, paren
bier oafiir, Is 8ro5ent oage=8
gen; Sic iibrigen ipraben lid ni9t
aus. Sic oemofratii6e 8artei
bat in ibrem Tin 8bilaoelpbia ange-
nommenen) 8rogramm bel ben leb-
ten @ablen ii6 8ugunt en- oes
0iitrifts geGuBert uno oeriprad, lid
fir 3iitrift-g ertretlng i'm &ongreB
ein8uleben uno 5fpar Jest in oieier
Sibung. 9[lS Barteilade legt man
uber offenbar menig 8ert onf oiele
ganse, alte 6roge. SIN 2anoe lelblt
iin0 oie Meinungen geteilt. Sn
Snlaba idrieb Dor einigen @obeli
cine englii1e Sages5eitung, ne lel
|ge9en boae Mnerfennung oes rgtlt=
riffs BON golumbiu" ols Staat unO
gegen politiIde @lei6ltellirng oes
9iifrifts nit on0ereu Staten, ober
fir 0en 8ori6lag, ooB Die Ginmob-
nqr oes 9iItrifts irgenomie in Stel-
erioden i'm &ongreB in ben abltim=
mungen i'm &ommittee elm rpidtlges
8ort mitlpreden.
Washington Journal., 1937-06-04

anoern nidtS weiB. SIS aibt Guben-
Sc BON Sori6ergrlppen uno @in5el.
perlonen, oie iif gegenieitig ni9t
redt fennen. SoffentliA miro Die
Gorloae ongenommen. 3war lit Die
Belt ungiinltig, neil ole Heglerlllig
enolid 81 iparen anfonaen mill. an-
oererieifs fonnten M~rbeitslole bel Dem
gou Ser @ebduoe beihdftigt tueroen.
Washington Journal., 1937-06-04
@riise aus 8ambers in SOmt6
Enrnlinn.

Nus @om6erg in South Garolino
Ienoen oem Sournal freunolide Grit
re SEER un0 6rou @m. &lous-
mann. Sic mobnten bort ben
5dulIAluBfeiern, all pel6en Elm
geeffe bon Serrn uno 5rau SONS
@reoelein 6eteiligt NOR, bel.
Washington Journal., 1937-06-04

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Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
CALIFORNIA SCHOOL
BUILDINGS UNSAFE

A United Press survey this week re-
vealed that California's school buildings
are among the most unsafe in the coun-
try This is true because there is not
enough money available to make salts
factory repairs to old buildings, or to
construct new ones sufficiently strong
to warrant safety for children.
1t has been suggested that the state
should refrain from building any fur
ther public structures of any kind until
every one of its schools has been made
safe from earthquake shock or any other
natural hazard. The suggestion, regard
less of merit, probably will not obtain
even passing notice in official circles.
1t is, nevertheless, worth considering.
One school tragedy could cost Califor-
MIA much in the way of suffering, Off
cial investigation and damages. Why
not take steps to prevent the damage be-
fore it is too late, rather than inTestigat-
ing it after it happens?
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
AGRICULTURE AND
THE LABOR BOARD

A dispute of grave Importance to I'M
perlal Valley Is raging in and around
Whittier, where a cooperative citrus as
sociation has protested an arbitrary
assumption of jurisdiction" by the Ma
tional Labor Relations Board over pack
ing shed workers. Union organizers there
as elsewhere-have used the Wagner
Act as an argument for union affiliation
evidently forgetting or overlooking the
fact that agricultural labor is expressly
exempted from terms of the act.
Packing shed labor is just as truly
agricultural labor rs any other. OF
course, it is thorn in the side of rabid
union organizers that they cannot-or,
at least, should not-use the Wagner
Act to back up their actions in these
plants. On the other hand, there is
very good reason why they should not
be allowed to do so.
If necessary, packing shed operators
should take their case to the United
States Supreme Court before they allow
themselves to be placed under the thumb
of NLRB.
The Wagner Act has caused more
strikes and other labor trouble than
any other single piece of legislation in
the history of this country. Its authors
mlgnC nave known Jnat tnlS would be so,
and exempted farm labor for that very
reason. An agricultural strike is not
like an industrial strike. In the latter,
production can be resumed where it left
off. In the former, by the time the
strike is over the chances are that the
crop will be ruined
1t seems logical, in this case, that
packing shed workers should be exempt
ed from provisions of the act. They,
just as truly as field workers, can delay
and ruin an entire crop by striking. Their
work is just another step in the process
from field to market-and any such
step is an agricultural one.
NLRB has shown itself far from friend
ly to employers, regardless of who they
are. Agricultural employers would be
letting themselves in for more grief than
they could stand if they admitted juris-
diction of the board over themselves.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08

Today. the question is asked with
reverse English. Has an American
citizen, given a chance to get out,
the right to stay in a situation OF
danger where injury or death to
him may bring down a horrible
war on the heads of millions OF
people back home who had no in
terest in him or in the enterprises
which led him into the danger
zones?
Today We are beginning to feel
that only Americans actually on
public business for the government
have a right to expect its protec-
ton, and that private individuals
selling oil or salvation in dangerous
quarters are strictly on their own.
Any one of the 300 Americans in
Peiping and Tientsin who refuses
to cooperate in safety measures
taken for Americans; who Stub
bornly insists on remaining when
it is no longer safe, may be killed
and thus precipitate crisis.
But today we at home are likely
to ask questions before our tenn
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
q on Sol
x CRANK WATANABE
IVA sY 20 HOLDEN
WHO Is IT?
sY 20 HOLDEN

W f1O 10 II
Who of the dickens are the average
man? He are the fellow which allbody
are making things for He are the fellow
which sits Presidents on white houses.
He are the fellow which radio bands is
swinging at and newspaper edits are
scribbling toward Are what thinking.
So l go scooting around the city limits
to visualize him and swapping candled
photo of. But believe it or don't not one
single citizen say he are him.
No please, nobody admit he are aver
age. When l asking Honorable nus
band if he are it, he sending me TO the
butcher Rut the butcher say he are not
one of same. I must meaning the grocer
Oh for great sakes of shucks! The big
ger hulks of citizens l asking, the wider
| getting away from the average man.
Who are he? Conduct me at him?
Thank you please.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
What Other
Editors Say
AN OPPORTUNITY
wall Street JOurnaD

A rather unusual opportunity pre-
Sents itself to congress in these
last days of the session. Trade and'
industry appear to be ready asA
they seldom have been to respond
to anything in the nature of al
breathing spell granted by the poll
tical powers. Such a response would
manifest itself in expanded produc-
tion and distribution of goods, en-
largement of governmental reven-
ues, more employment, less pressure
upon public funds for relief of the
needy.
All thes things are desirable mol
less "in the public interest than
for private Neutrality-suspicious. -
more so. They would facilitate,
hinder, the socially wholesome dis
tribution of the national income
over wider population areas; they
would make more of aggregate in
come to distribute.
1t is in the power of congress to
grant such breathing spell in the
simple form of a release to private
enterprise from apprehension of
suddenly imposed new conditions
in the Agal frameWork within
which it must carry on. At the
moment that apprehension is main
ly that the legislative jam" which
must be expected to develop in the
final days of any session may result
in the enactment of a certain num-
Der of crudely drawn statutes.
1t is no reproach to the members
of congress to recognize such a
possibility. Legislation in our day
has become a process of almost in
finite complexity. Granted that the
lawmakers will not attempt to pass
all of the bills of tremendous i'm
port now pending, realizing as they
must that each of them calls for
immeasurably more deliberation
than is possible between this date
and adjournment around the mid
die of August the uncertainty re-
mains as to the particular meas
ures that may be squeezed through;
would directly or indirectly affect
at least two of those on the docket
practically every form of privata
enterprise, in manner and deg
incalculable until after a long per-
od of practical experience of them
as law.
If it were possible to suppose that
congress would sit continuously un-
til each of the great measures had
received the calm study in commit
tee and the searching criticism Of
floor debate that its nature war
rants, the case for legislative in
terim of four to five months dat
ing from the present moment so
far as major enactment is concern
ed) would not be nearly as strong
as it is. But no one denies that
congress is in haste to obtain re-
lease, or that it has every right to
be so. The choice, then, is between
immediate suspension of all effort
to remake agriculture. housing, the
industrial wage workers life, the
machinery of the federal govern
ment and the management of the
natural resources of continent, and
passage of hazardously faulty laws
on some or all of these immensely
difficult subjects.
What we call public opinion, the
general run of thought among the
citizens, needs time to catch up with
its peacemakers. Without that, the
latter will run in vain, no matter
how furiously. AS he country's busi-
ness stands at the moment, a legis-
lative breathing spell would
time gained, not lost. -
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
Bruce Cation Sdys:>>
In Any Foreign War Include Us Out

The first job of the United States
government is TO aoe that Ameri-
cans in the war zones around Pei
ping. China, or in Spain, for all that.
are given the best possible chance
to get out of there to places OF
safety if they want to go.
The second is to make it clear to
them that if they do not want
to take advantage of such a chance
for safety, they remain in the dan
ger zones at their own risk.
That is 1887 talk. Back in 1900,
we went all mooney about the idea
that an American must be safe
anywhere in the world, and that
the last ounce of American force
would be exerted to make him so.
That sounds dandy in Kipling
poem. but today we feel different.
Even august Britain, which has
done considerable sounding off
about the safety of British citi-
zen wearing his dress suit in the
Jungle. has backed down from this
stiff-necked dictum on several re-
cent occasions.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
THE HOUSE APPROVES
THE SUGAR BILL

The U. S. House of Representatives
has approved the Jones Sugar Market
ing Bill in practically its original form,
thus continuing the march of growing
opposition to President Roosevelt. He
had threatened to veto the bill unless it
was modified to suit him.
From here, it looks like the President
is using poor psychology. He should
try persuasion instead Of force for a
time
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
copyrlsht 1877. Naa

tingly in walking through park
as night is drawing its shade over
a great city. A flick of the indefin-
able akin to hope surges as the
first stars blink sleepily before be-
coming clear white dots. Tall spires
take on a dignity not attained by
day Motor cars become respectful
and acquire modulated purr. Ponds
feathered by breezes CONCEAL into
moveless glass and the chirrup of
birds diminuendo to a COO. It's the
hour when thoughts turn pleasant
ly to home, loved ones and content.
A brush with Something A Bit
Real.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
MURDERER OF
THREE DIES
ON GALLONS

HONOLULU, T. H, Aug. 7. U.H-
Solomon Mahoe. convicted murder
er of three, died on the gallows
as the first Hawaiian to hang
in the history of the territory
Mahoe, the son of Hawaiian par
entS but born in Salt Lake City,
dropped through the trap at 1875
am. CPST. He was pronounced
dead II minutes later.
The Hawaiian was convicted of
shooting six persons in the town of
WahiaWa, near Schofield barracks,
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
Man Threatens
Passersby; Shot
Bv S. F. Police

SAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 7.WR-
An unidentified man, who threat
ened passerby in the the produce
district near the Embarcadero, was
shot and killed by Patrolman
William DoWd.
Witnesses said the man, armed
with a long bolo knife, attempted to
stab Dowd when the officer at
tempted to make an arrest.
The shooting took place in a We
getable market at Front and Pacific
streets.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08

NEW YORK, Aug. Another
adventure in crazy quilt column
ing: If the North and East rivers
and remember to run-not walk
should flood New York, keep cool
for that rowboat always on the
sidewalk at the boat shop at the
southwest corner of goth street and
Fourth avenue.
It has been long enough now to
cool off a bit. But those Rudy
Vallee broadcasts from London a
couple of months ago have to this
day left sur taste. 1 mean the at
titude of the English performers he
engaged toward their Americans
audiences. Rudy tactfully let them
romp. But. .
For instance, Will Fyffe. Scot
comedian, took off by saying he had
been to America and took a taxi.
$50 I said to the guy-you see
Rudy l have not forgotten your
language. The next offender was
Charles Laughton who spoke of a
man and girl to be protrayed in his
skit.
And wise cracked: "a guy and a
dame to you" The British studio
audience howled. Laughton, four
pound a week actor in London, got
his fame and acquired his fortune
through New York and Hollywood
engagements and tax evasion. No
one thanked Vallee for his chance
The whole thing was ungracious.
90
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08

Scientists in conclave recently
confessed they were not so certain
after all the brain was the seat
of human though. A psychiatrist
confessed frankly: 81 don't know
where thought comes from" The
body, everybody knows. manifests
thought but almost the entire
brain has been removed and with
out impairment of the thinking
process However it seems the gen.
eral belief that somewhere is The
Higher Intelligence and if we tune
in properly we reach the perfect
state in this world.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
Hints on Etiquette

Semi-formal dress is fashionable
for summer evening dances. At
most formal summer dances,
sports formal attire is correct.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
Words of Wisdom

1t is a curious paradox that pre-
cisely in proportion to our own in
telcctual weakness, will be our
credulity as to to the mysterious
powers assumed by others.-Col-
ton.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
The Grab Bag
One-Minute Test

1. What is the official name of
the Kingdom of Slavs, Serbs and
Croats"?
2. What was President Woodrow
Wilson's first name?
3. What city in the United States
is nicknamed CITY of Brotherly
Love-?
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08

Word beagling in the diction-
ary: If you write illegible letters
like Horace Greely or Noel Coward
they are GEOGRAPHIC. The wide
women at Schrafft's who indulge
those Luxurios and lap up whipped
cream are APOLAUSTIC. New York
at present. what with the 9th ave-
nue. subway construction and the
eternal digging is excessively busy
Of Hypogean toll. Don't make love
TO your pals wife or you'll commit
CICISBEISM. Patsy Kelly is the
most GILPY gal on the screen. A
near sighted person can see what
is happening behind as his glasses
are usually CATOPTRIC. Mae
Vests face is MARMOREAL. Mar
tha Deane is getting bit STEALO-
PYGOUS. Few of these TEST1-
TUDINARIOUS goggles high brows
wear are real tortoise shell. Amy
Vanderbilt Clark carries a lucky
PERIAPT made of lode stones.
Blondes are now wearing KAN
THOUS coats. Douglas Fairbanks
is as RINGENT as ever.
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Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
New York Day by Day
By O. O. Mcintyre

sweet old lady smoking a cigaret
all alone. I suppose the younger
Generation who have seen it all
their lives winniw no reaction out
of the spectacle. The cigaret for
sooth has saved many brave girl
from becoming an arid old maid.
But l remain one of the dodderers
fho can scarcely refrain from
twitching the cigaret from the lips
of a gal in a department store,
handling chiffon. After all!
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
TOday's Horoscope

Persons whose birthday occurs
today have marked business abil-
ity Excessive worry sometimes un-
dermines their health.
Imperial Valley press., 1937-08-08
Horoscope for Tomorrow

If your birthday occurs Sunday,
you may be somewhat domineering.
Your desire for leadership, if not
properly guided, will make you
many enemies.