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Keep It Away

@rORE battleships-less meddling.
wi Apparently that's the way President Roosevelt
looks at things right now and the American people can
be very glad that it is.
Four batteships in the ofng for the country
and anybody that doubts they needed can take
glance at the Japanese Chinese "war can read
Paul Malon's article in the Washington Times from
London to the effect that it is anybody's guess to
when the European relationships will "explode''
Two of our new battleshps have already been author
ro, lied and appropriated for.
The President announces that work
T"Pe' NOW on them will be started as soon as the
Navy Yards at which they are to be built get going.
The other two, it is true aren't nearly ready.
In fact they so far exist only matter of 'esti
maes'-the first faint sign of future batle-wagon.
But these estimates due to be included in the next
budget of the Navy Department and with the Presi
dents interest in the what it is there is little doubt
that the estimates will go through and that subsequently
they will become real appropriations.
1t costs lot of money to build these ships of thirty
five thousand tons each.
~, -, No taxpayer is getting any pleasur-
1"eS 0"0e" able thrill out of the prospects of
AHeF money spending another two hundred and
fifty million dollars for naval armament
But China got around to spending that much
money battleshps in couple Of years and look at
what is happening to China right now.
Everybody denies that China and Japan are at
war" but Chinese and Japanese are being most I'M
pleasantly killed. Chinese cities and towns are being
bombed and other nations trying to get their
tionas out of China before the inevitable compca-
lions arise.
If batteship or wo or even half dozen, will keep
that sort of situation away from the United States
there isn't much likelihood that Americans will protest
the necessary expenditures.
All the battleship construction in the world won't
keep these things away from America however, unless
D,1J. the meddlesome busybodes can be
n. tLA1o.t suppressed.
Wv '''' @''' Whenever there is development
in Europe in Asia that involves two countries or
even two groups within country, somebody is on
hand to try to get US involved.
We aren't building our battleships to send them to
on behalf of somebody else.
We're building them for protection in time
of need.
Let's keep that in mind.
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s u n d a y
night:
II realize
my n e i g h.
borhood is a
C comparative
ly new one,
but I think
we ought to
have m re
policemen pa
trolling the
section here.
I S aw t h e
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cent in all
o t h err pre-.
cincts. With
that d o n e,
we'll have less
robberies and
fewer traffic
accidents. I
really think
there's 90
much publici-
ty given to
police news,
and as for the
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matter of local police on guard
at public functions in Washing
ton, think a special force Of
men ought to be organized to
handle them"
Mrs. Alvah King, housewife,
5008 Third st. N. W., who was
assaulted by a housebreaker
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robbed by an
armed robber
S u n d a y
night:
II on t
think he have
e n o u G h po-
licemen here.
We very rare
ly see one pa
trolling in our
n e i G h b or
hood. Maybe
a lot of them
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OF lack OF
n u m b e r S.
More m e n
schooled in
combat t in g
the type Of
petty thievery
prevalent in
he District
might h e Up
the situation.
It's true that
m e n q r e
"a Wn for
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guard duty at various func.
tions peculiar to Washington,
but then look at the number of
robberies and ousebreakings
that yearly go unsolved."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-08-11
Wise 'WOrds

Far more effective (than
books is the spoken word.
There is something in the
voice. the countenance, the
bearing and the gesture Of the
speaker that concur in fixing
an impression upon the mind.
deeper than can even vigorous
writings.-Pliny the Younger.
Envy, among other ingredi.
entS, has a mixture of the love
Of justice in it. We are more
angry at undeserved than at
deserved good fortune. VII.
liam Hazlitt.
Laws were made that the
stronger might not in all things
have his way.-Ovid.
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are riding in scout cars. don't
know, but when you need them,
you can't find one"
Mildred Rinaudot, of 2700
Tenth st. N. E., waitress at a
hot Shoppe in the 800 block
of Georgia Ave. N. W.:
THE Dahlgren Terrace section
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Listen
World!
By Elsie Robinson

SHOULD HIS WIDOW BE
APPOINTED, WILLY NILLY,
TO FILL HIS UNEXPIRED
TERMP
Former Governor j. M. Fut-
rell of Arkansas believes she
should, as is shown by his
statement that Mrs. Joseph
inc Robinson is the logical sue
cessor to her distinguished huS-
band" and should therefore be
nominated for his senatorial Of.
flee without further discussion.
In making this suggestion,
Governor Futrell is merely fol-
lowing a sentimental precedent
which Is fast becoming a fixed
practice on Capitol Hill. Other
States have also made such ap-
Observation-Disclosures being al
ready represented by another
widow, Mrs. Hattie Carraway,
who took over her husbands
senatorial duties.
So far, the male members Of
Congress are not viewing the
practice with heavy alarm. =.
seem to regard 1t as just an
other gallant gesture, to be rem.
dered in the typical male man.
ner, with hand on heart, tongue
in cheek. This country at large,
however, shows much more in
terest in the innovation, both
pro and con.
Feminists
All For It
Feminist leaders and astute
politicians with an eye on the
female ballot naturally give en-
thuSiastic endorsement to the
practice. Women at last are
being properly Appreciated"
they cry. "It's only simple JUS
tice to give a widow her hus-
bands position. Everyone
knows that famous men always
have their wives to thank for
their success. It's the woman
who does the thinking, always.
So why shouldn't a wife inherit
the job she created?"
To which there's a violent
chorus Of protest.
This idea that wives make
their husbands, and should,
therefore, inherit their jobs, is
the bunk" comes the cry from
certain quarters. "THE MERE
FACT THAT A WOMAN HAS
SHARED A MANS NAME AND
HOME IS NOT PROOF THAT
SHE SHARED HIS ABILITY.
NEITHER BACKBONES NOR
BRAINS ARE TRANSFER
ABLE.
"Giving a widow her late hus-
bands position may be a pretty
gesture, but pretty gestures
should have no place in con.
gressional programs. Govern
ment is an extremely serious and
costly affair. Imagine the roars
of indignation and ridicule
which would arise if an I'm.
trained school boy were given
senatorial power, for some senti-
mental impulse. Yet it's just as
illogical to give a widow a con.
gresSional seat merely because
she once married its late occu-
pant.
Ti1;L1,n&oun
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Traffic Toll

The mounting list Of traffic
victims in the District Of Co
lumbia since January /, 1887,
is graphically shown by the
death watch"
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first policeman yesterday pa
trolling this beat since we
moved out here two years ago."
Armistead T. Pride, proprietor
Of a drug store at 1850 Twenty
second st. N. w., which was
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Voice of the People

Please gtve full and address and conne letters
tn 200 WerdS
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The opinions of Boake Carter
are his oUn and not necessarily
those of The Washington Times.
Copyright Ledger syndicatsl
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Nejen kradeze, ale take hro-
NADINE otravY drHbeze.

Pocet kradezf drnbeze ma
venkove stale stoupa, takze no.
spodafi jsou nuceni ciniti bez-
pecnostn1 opatTenf vsech dru-
hi a mnohdy hlfdajf pc celou
noe ma dvofe chevy a kurn1ky.
ZlodeJi Sc neboj1 ami samostTf-
III a o~bycejne vniknou jinou
cestou do kurnfku, takze toto
zarlzenl Sc stava bez1celnym.
Bezpecnostni organy Size We
nuJl zvysenou pozornost pode-
zfelym osobam, ale jen stezf Sc
Jim podaff pachatele dopad-
nouti i s koristf. Zlodeji pou-
zivajl k odvazenf odcizene
drubeze vetsinou automobile a
hned pc nekolika hodinach,
kdy byla kradez provedena,
prodajl drGbez ma nekterem
trhu okresn1ho mesta. V po-
slednl dobe nekterf spatnf Tide
Sc dovedou mstft svym nepTa-
telum tim zpGsobem, re prove
dou hromadnou otravu drnbe-
re. Podobny pripad Sc stall v
Morkovic1ch u KromeT1ze. V
usedlosti M. Patika bylo otra-
veno velke mnozstvf slepic. Ma
mlsto bylo privolano cetnictvo,
ktere zjistilo, re neznamy pa
chatel v noel hazel otraven6
zrnl pres plot, nebot v posled-
nj dobe nikdo CHI IA dv1r USE
dlosti nepfisel. eJ to Gin re
misty. V dGsledku toho cetnic-
two v tom smeru zahajilo pa
tranl.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
C.. S. A..

Loze Jiff Podebradsky {. 81
C.S.A. odbyva sch1ze posledni
pondel1 V mes1ci v mist. Ceske
Svob. Skoly, Ashland a Glover
I'll. Lacine pojistenf pro oboji
pohlavl ma $1,000, $3.50, $500,
$3.50. U Loze tez mono DO
jistiti ditky cd 2 let WISE.
Pfeds. V. J. Bukovsky, tai. K.
Stock, 2412 E. Monument ST.,
1cetn1k Jind. Polacek, 623 N.
Curley ST., pokl. V. Pavlik,
1901 Gardenas Avenue.
Rad Blank &. 1O1 C.S.A. Cd
byva schGze 2 sobotu v mesfci
v 8 hodin vecer v Sokolovne.
Pfeds. j. Novotny, 1881 Ash
land Ave-, m1stopreds. J. Pro-
chazka, tai. A. Vancura, 9O6
Madeira St., 1cet. AL. Ma
Sex, 626 N. Curley St., pokl. F.
Steiner, TIP N. Glover St.
Loze Jaroslav z DUDE {. 154
6. S. A, odbyva sch1zi kazdy
3 patek v mesfci v mistnostech
D~elnickeho Domu,25O7 E. Ma
Olson ST. Pojisteni pro oboje
pohlav1 cd $3.50 az $1,000 "a
mfrny mes1cnf poplatek. Pred.
F. Hejduk, tai. A. Rys, 80 N.
Glover St., 1cet. K. Matras,
.19 N. Belnord Ave., poklad-
nix j. zitnfk, 824 N. Port st.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Nasledek lidske hlouposti.

Podivny d1vod tezkeho one
mocnen1 29lete svobodne zeny
Sc vyskytl v Kysuckem Novem
Meste ma Trenc1nsku. PTivo-
lany lekaf poznal, re zena utr-
pela tezky otres nervd. Kdyz
Sc trochu zotavila, priznala Sc,
re cikanky il radily, ably sla o
pG noel carovat ma hTbitove.
U prvn1ho hrobu ably poklekla,
ma hrob ably rozlozila nejlepsi
kusy sve vybavy a take penize
re svych 1spor. PAX ably 81 wa
la z hrobu tri hrsti hliny a tn
ably rozsypala pred svym pra-
hem. Tfet1 den potion pry
prah prekrocf pricarovany re
mich. Poslechla je, ale kdyz
rozlozila veci ma hrobe, ozvalo
Sc ma hrbitove hrozne skuceni
a dive matohy Sc k nj hnaly
pres hroby. Byly to ovsem ODE
cikanky.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Velky spor o million Kc urov-
nan tisfcovkou.

V Praze melo dojft k velke-
mu sporu mezi jedn1m filmo-
wynn reziserem a filmovou W.
robnou. Reziser ud6lal 1spes-
ny film, ktery Sc hral i V CHI
ne, Jak to chtel prokazati u
soudu vystfizky francouzskych
americkych a anglickych no.
vim. Poole smlouvy mel mfti
reziser pod1l re zisku, ale ne
byl spokojen s vydctovanim a
proto chtel zahajiti spor. Ia
dal million Kc. Shledal vsak,
re by slo Q nakladny spor, ne
bot nell podati sva dobrozda-
nj znalci, jejichz zkoumanf V
uctech a dokladech by 81 vyza-
dalo praci nejm6ne pGl roku a
J1ste by tento znalecky jejich
posudek stall velke penize. Pro
to doslo Ike smiru a Size tax, re
mlsto pozadovaneho milionu Sc
spokoJil reziser S castkou 1000
Kc.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Velke stavebni projekty "
Praze stoJi.

Ma jafe pr1stfho roku Sc me-
10 zac1t Sc stavbou mostu pres
Masarykovo nadraz1. Pr1prav-
ne prace Sc vsak zdrzely, tax
re je Poole nazoru odbornik1
vy%louceno, ably Sc zacalo dfiv,
nez ma podzim prlstfho roku.
V minulych dnech sesla Sc ma
Masarykove nadrazf komise
zastupcG mesta Prahy, elektric
kych podnik6 a min. zeleznic,
ktera projednala RUNE navrhy
projektd.
Bylo rozhodnuto, re elek-
tricke podniky zameTi nadraz-
nj 1zemf a mostn1 odbor obce
prazske zhotovi generalni pro-
jekt, ktery Dude pTedlozen ze-
leznic1m. Jestlize drahy pro-
jekt schval1, pristoupf Sc k zho
toven1 projektu detailniho.
Mostn1 odbor uz ma projektu
pracuje. 81
Most Dude nejspise z oceli a
povede mad byvalymi hradba-
mi jez prochazely 1zemfm Ma
sarykova nadrazf, vystaveneho
V roce 1916. Ocekava Sc, re
pri vykopavce pil1TG Sc pride
ma zbytky hradeb a re budou
take odkryty kasemety, ktere
jsou pry pod kolejistem Masa-
rykova nadraz1.
Smutny osud mali take pro-
jekty mostu pres nuselske lido
Ii u mostu Stefanikova. V srp-
nu mestska rada rozhodla, re
da zhotovit premostenf nusel-
skeho 1doli a nakladem 40, 900
Kc projekty stefanikova mos
Gu. Jde O projekt stavby oce-
love a stavby betonove. Roz-
hodnutl vSak uvazlo ma zem-
skem trade, ktery dosud poloz
ky neschvalil.
Zemsky Trad must totiz drfv
vyf1dit stiznosti, ktere prot u
vedenym projektGm podali
prazstf obcane. TAX prot wy
pracovan1 projektu noveho ste
fanikova mostu 81 stezuje INA
my statkar Vavrinec z Hrdlo-
fez, protoze We Vestniku hlav-
n1ho mesta Prahy byla zprava
otistena s chybou v desetinne
tecce. Statkar VavTinec pro-
testuje take zasadne prot pre-
mosten1 Nuselskeho 1doli.
Krone jeho stfznosti jsou
vsak u zemskeho 1radu take
st1znosti nekolika obyvatel1
Nusli. TAX by pry most ubral
svetlo, zkazil by pry vzduch
atd. Protestuj1 take majitele
ktere by Sc octly pod
mostem.
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20 let Cd smrti nejmladsiho
ceskoslovenskeho legionare.

20 rokG uplynulo II. prosin-
ce 1886 ode dine, kdy ma fran
couzskem bojisti pred mestem
Remes1 padl We svetove valce
neJmlads1 ceskoslovensky legi-
omar vojak ceske roty, "Na-
zdar," 16lety Lumfr Brezovsky
z Prahy Libne. Byl to prazsky
sokolsky dorostenec, ktery We
Francii pracoval jake c1sn1k a
V srpnu 1914 prihlasil Sc jake
dobrovoln1k do naseho zahra-
nicniho vojska. V zarf 1923
byly jeho ostatky z hrobu ma
francouzskem bojisti pfeveze-
ny do Prahy a ulozeny v Pa
matn1ku narodn1ho osvobozeni
ma Zizkove.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
KIN nezapomnel.

Asi pred Is lety prodala
Kvacova z Bustehradu u Klad-
ma rezn1ku re vzdalene obce
maleho konfka. Kon1k byl v
rodine oblfben a rano, kdyz
Kvacova otv1rala obchod, 81
chod1val pro kostku cukru. Ne
davno zaslechla pant Kvacova
pred svym obchodem jakysi
hluk. Vstala a otevrela dveTe.
Pred dvefmi stall jejf byvaly
konlk a jak il spatril, radostne
zafehtal. Pravdepodobne Sc
Sc svym novym majitelem do
stal do bl1zkosti Bustehradu a
utekl do sveho byvaleho domo-
va. Verny kon1k dostal ovsem
cukr jake kdysi, ale pTece jen
Sc musil znovu loucit, protoze
81 mattel pro neho pTisel.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Kozeluh z Ameriky, sidil jake
professor.

Pred nekolika tydny Sc po-
tuloval pc Slezsku muz a vyda-
val Sc "a profesora anglictiny
DIR. Winkinse z Prahy. Navst6-
voval Teditele skol a pachal
podvody. V techto dnech ro-
zeslalo ustFedni cetnicke pa
tract oddelen1 v Praze cetnic-
kym stanicfm We Slezsku foto-
giraffe zlocincG a ma jedne z
Mich zjist6n V profesoru Will
kinsovi 46lety kozeluzsky del
nix Jan Gallo z Lfpt. Sv. Mi
kulase. Gallo byl dels1 dobu
v Americe, naucil Sc anglicky
a pc SVEN navratu pachal pod
vody.
K tomu dunno dodati, re
pred tydnem byla v casopisech
otistena nasledujici zprava O
cinnosti tohoto muze v Pardu-
bic1ch v Cechach:
Pc Pardubicfch obchazel wy
SOky muZ, ktery DeZVadnOu an
glictinou lakal u profesoru a
uciteld zalohy ma publikace,
ktere pripravuje We SVEN ma
terskem jazyce pro CSR. Ma
n6kolika m1stech sc mu podvod
zdafil, kdyz Sc vsak pardubic-
ske cetnictvo zacalo O pana
profesa zaj1mat, zmizel z Par
dubic.
Pardubicka cetnicka stanice
upozornuje ma uvedeneho pod
vodnfka a zada kazdeho, u ne
hoz Sc podvodny anglicky pro-
versitn1 professor objev1, ably il
podal podrobnejs1 zpravy. u
vedeny Sc vzdy predstavuje
jake universitni porfesor Will
kins. Nynf uz je tedy "pan
professor" odhalen.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
POLITICKE KLUBY:

Cesky Demokraticky Klub 7.
wardy odbyva m6sicnf schnze
1 patek V mesfci V 8 hod. vecer
We sve mfstnosti 838 N. Chester
ul. Preds. E. Skrabek, tai. j.
Kara, 8O1 N. Luzerne Ave-,
1cet.V V. Pazourek, pokl. Frank
Svatora. Vesker6 dopisy bud
tie adresovany ma tajemnfka.
Demokraticky Klub Ceskych
Mladikd 7. wardy odbyva sv6
schGze kazdou nedeli v klubo-
vnf mfstnosti {. 21OO Ashland
Ave. V 1890 dopol. Pfedseda
Vaclav T. Klfma, mfstopreds.
Ant. Smrcina, tai. Vaclav M.
Zelenka, 722 N. Port St., 1cet.
Charles Fisher, pokladnik JAS.
Bocek, domovnfk G.. Holub.
Prvni Cesky Damsky Demo-
kraticky Klub z. wardy odby-
va mes1cnf sch1ze kazde treti
1tery v mesfci v 8. hodin vecer
v klubovni m1stnosti, 838 N.
Chester ST. Pfeds. Bessie Rfha,
namest. M. Pillar, tai. M. SEN
ger, 1923 E. Monument St., L.
cetnice B. Rob, pokl. A. Itch.
strazkyne T. Brozfk, vyberci
majetku M. Nemec, M. Rokos,
vybor ma nemocn6: M. Klecka,
A. Smrha, s~pravkyne klubu:
K. skarbek, M. Kastner, 1ctu-
j1cf vybor:M. Cermak, B. Man
MON. Veskere dopisy budtez
Zas1lany ma tajemnici klubu.
Patronat Ceske Svob. skoly
Augustin Herman odbyva sve
schGze 2 stTedu v mesfci We
Skolnf budove v 8. bod. vecer.
Preds.A. Vancura, mlstopreds.
Jan zitnfk, tai. K. Matras, 719
N. Belnord Ave-, 1cet. R. Sto-
Eek, pokl. F. Rfha. Veskere
dopisy budiz zasflany ma ia
jemnici.
DISTRICT Karel Jonas {. 100
B. U. odbyva schnze kazdy
a ctvrtek v mesfci v els. 2212
Ashland Av. PTeds. F. Soukup,
mfstopTeds. j. Tyc, tai. a dcet.
J. L. Cermak, 80 N. Milton
Ave-, pokl. Jaroslav Cermak,
BIT N. Glover st.
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Ovdovsly houser S rymovackou

Zle byla prekvapena rolnice,
ktera V Tachovskem Smelctalu
u Marianskych Lazn1 sla rano
nakrmit busy. Nasla V chlfvku
Jen housera, ktery mel ma krku
zavesenou cedulku S rymovac-
kou:
Pryc je, mako, peri, sadie.
Dewitt mas houfec byl,
z ktereho jsem tn sam zbyl.
USetr1te ale zradlo.
Osm p6kne vykrmenych hus, v
noci zmizelo a zlodej mel pri
kradezi tolik casu a klidu, re
mohl psat rymovacku, ably hos
podyni, kterou okradl, jeste ia
Ike pozlobil.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15

Sprawl Vybor Ceskeho Ma
rodnlho Hrbitova odbyva sch1-
re prvni ctvrtek v mesici O Z.
bod. vecer v Sokolovne. Preds.
A. Vancura, 9O6 N. Madeira
ST., tai. a 1cet. A. Masek, 626
N. Curley ST., jednatel Chas.
Stock, 2412 E. Monument St..
Tel. Wolfe 981O, pokl. j. Pro
chazka, GIG N. Belnord Ave.
Obchodn1 zalezitosti hfbitova
vyrizuje jednatel.
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Kosti pravskeho nosorozce.

V Napajedl1ch ma Morave V
cihelne stavitele Josefa Dosta-
la nasli deln1ci pTi kopan1 Hill
YIN V hloubce asi II metrG o.
hromnou kostru nosorozce,
krasne zachovalou. Start ko-
stry Sc odhaduje asi ma 100,-
900 let. Poole vrstev, v KITE
rych byla kostra nalezena,
pochaz1 zv1Te ash z pTechodne
dolby mezi aluviem a diluviem.
M1sto vzacneho nalezu sc Dude
pOdrObne zkoumat. Kostra
Dude prozat1m vystavena v ma
pajedelskem museu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Projev ministra Krofty.

Ministr zahranicnich veci,
DIR. Krofta V rozhovoru Sc "a
stupcem londynskeho denfku
DAILY Express" prohlasil:
"Ceskoslovensko jest vojen-
sky tax pTipraveno, re by ne
bylo lehkou koTist1 nikomu,
KIDD by je cht6l napadnouti O
navyprovokovanem 1toku ma
Ceskoslovensko nebude sv6t
inject. Spolehame ma sve spo-
jence, ale prve Tade ma sve
silly"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15


Okresnl Trad v Moravske O.
strave pf1sne potrestal t.. Nv.
kavarenske "doktory' a "'inze-
nyry''. Bylo vysetTovano ash
sedmdesat lid1. z Mich dvacet
o kterych bylo ~zjisteno, re sa-
mi nepravem uz1vali akade-
mickych titulG, ackoli nemajf
pf1slusnych zkousek, ami tired
nlho svoleni, must zaplatit po-
kutu 400 Kc. Krone toho ma
vsechny bylo ucineno trestnf o.
znamen1. Pride jim trochu
draho, re byli promovani ma
doktory jen v kavarne.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
NaJel autem ma zavory a zabil
pri tom zenu.

Obchodnik S dr1bezf Dostal
re Sv1tkova u Pardubic jel ma
kladn1m autem ma trh do Hrad
ce Kralove. Ma prejezdu trait
u obce Placice najel viz ma ze-
leznicni zavory, pTerazil je a
srazil Sc S jedouc1m vlakem.
Manzelka obchodn1kova Ma
RE Dostalova byla lined mrt-
va. Dostal utrp6l jen lehk6
zran6n1. Auto bylo rozbito.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Lisci utok Sc zeIezv.

Ma sluknovsku je neobycej-
ne mnoho lisek. Protoze Tide
pred mimi chran1 ma noe kur-
Milky, vnikajf lisky "a dine ma
dvory a odnasejf slepice z hou-
fl. Obcan, ktery Sc vracel We
Ger DON'T ma kole, zahledl lis
ku, jak "a sebou vlekla zeleza,
do kterych Sc chytila. Chtel ma
nj najet kolem, ale liska mu
prokousla obal i dust pTedn1ho
kola a uprchla.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Divoky vepr podnikl utok ma
automobil.

Nepf1jemne, ale take neob-
vykle automobilove dobrodruz
stvl zazil mlynaT j. Semme-
brock re Svateho Kffze mad
Hromem. Vracel sc vecer z
Kremnice z biografu v osob-
MIN automobile. Bylo mlhavo,
nemohl jet proto pTflis rychle,
ale nahle poc1til prudky naraz
a nezli 81 mohl %uvedomit, CO Sc
dele, lezel automobil ma boku.
Zahledl mohutneho divokeho
vepfe, ktery Sc zvolna vzdalo-
val. Snad hluk stroje vydraz-
dill zv1fe k neobvyklemu 1toku.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Vnucka T. c.. Masaryka
doktorkou.

V Praze byla aule pravnic-
Ike fakulty prohlasena doktor-
kou dejin umen1 vnucka presi-
denta Osvoboditele, Anna Ma
sarlkova. Je to dcera zemre-
leho mal1Te Herberta Masary-
ka a MISUNDERSTANDING
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
Elektricke zvoneni zavinilo
pozar kostela We Svabenicich

We Svabenic1ch u Vyskova
opravili 81 pred 3 lety hostel
nakladem tr1 ctvrti milionu Kc.
Phi tom bylo ma vezi, vysoke So
metr1, zf1zeno i elektricke zvo
nen1. Nynl vznikl ma vezi po-
Ear, zavineny pravd6podobne
kratkym spojenfm. Tezky kTfz
S vrcholku veze prorazil sire
chu a zasahl tTi hasice. Jeden
byl zranen smrtelne, druz1 diva
lehceji. Diva hasici byli dopra-
veni do 1razove nemocnice v
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-01-15
PrGmerns SO PSI do tydne
ma pekac.

S pT1chodem zimy stoupa v
Praze pocet ztracenych psi.
Ztrata so PSI do tydne neni
zadnou zvlastnosti, vsichni
pTijdou ma pekac. Nejv1c Sc
Poole zkuSenosti drnomistr1
ztracej1 mali tlustf psi. Snadno
Sc dali pod kabat.