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The Washington times., 1937-02-11
Fall From House
Skins Man S Nose

Falling from a house on which
he was working onto a pile of
bricks, Rocco Muzio, Al, of 1924
Benning Rd. N. E., was taken to
Georgetown Hospital yesterday
with nose and chin bruises. The
accident occurred in the 4500
block of Ellicott St. N. w.
The Washington times., 1937-02-11
Police Seek Aliens
At Chinese Festival

While joss sticks we're burning
in Chinatown last night in cele-
hration of the New Year, detec-
tives were searching the section
for a group of alien Chinese, be-
lieved smuggled into this country
recently and brought here.
The Washington times., 1937-02-11
Continued from Page u

AAOAA u o6S ~
me to express any opinion as to
the auditorium proposal. l have
no objection to being quoted on
anything l have said on this
subject, but do not believe that
l should say anything more at
this time"
He is already on record as
strongly favoring early action on
the projects and as believing that
it could appropriately be linked
up with the jefferson Memorial
project for which Congress has
authorized an expenditure Of
S3.0O0,000.
He is not finally committed to
any particular location for the
auditorium.
Views Conflict
Secretary Ickes' view that the
auditorium and the jefferson
memorial might be treated as a
single project. is in direct conflict
with views of Senator Connally
and Representative Lanham and
other Democrats, who are opposed
to confusing the memorial project
with any other plan.
Although Senator Thomas CD
CT Oklahoma is not member Of
the auditorium commission, he
said today, after a conference on
general building program for
Washington. that he favored both
an auditorium and a stadium. 5uS
believed these should be separate
buildings not connected with the
jefferson plan.
The Oklahoman said he would
oppose making the memorial a
utility" He said:
THE proposed location at the
junction of East Capitol Street
and AnacOstia Park is the best
site for the auditorium, so far
as l have heard"
Studies DOvetail
Although the committee named
to zeal with the five-year building
plan is not directly concerned
with the auditorium project, but
charged rather with the problem
of seeing that Federal agencies are
adequately housed in buildings
owned by the Government, and
specifically with making study Of
space requirements. its studies n
most neceSSari' will dovetail with
the work of the special auditorium
commission in view of the general
purpose OF all Federal authorities
to tie future public building into
the general plan for the develop
ment of the Natt2nal Capital and
its enVlrons.
Senator Connally told the Wash,
lngton Times:
Il have no preCOnceived views
OF any kind, except that l do not
think the auditorium project
should be confused with the plan
for a jefferson memorial. feel
sure if that were done the me
mortal aspect of the auditorium
would be soon ObScured, and that
il any event it would tend to
become antiquated and event
ually cease to possess any real
merit as a memorial.
when you visit the Lincoln
Memorial or the Washington
Monument, you think only of the
men whom they honor. They
stand apart as memorials to
The Washington times., 1937-02-11
Warmer Is Weather
Forecast in Capital

Warmer temperatures were ex-
peCted today and tomorrow by the
United States Weather Bureau.
This morning the bureau recorded
an official low of 20 degrees at
a. m.
The forecast for the coming "a
hours is rising temperature, with
a low of about 80 degrees ex-
pected tonight.
The Washington times., 1937-02-11
Hutton Subpoena
Motion Is Denied

A motion by counsel for W. E.
Hutton and Co., to quash sub
poenas issued in connection with
the SECS investigation into al
legged stock manipulation by the
firm, was denied late yesterday
by Trial Examiner Edward C..
johnson.
The Washington times., 1937-02-11
WA5HNEl;II:1]IlN,l71MES 5 O 7

Published daily except Sunday
by the American Newspapers, Inc.
at 1917 H St. N W, Washington.
D. c.
Publisher John T. Lambert
Associate Publisher
C. Dorsey Warfleld
Managing Editor j. j. Fitzpatrick
Entered as second class matter.
Thursday, February II. 1887. at
the Post Office at Washington,
D. C.
The Washington Times will be
sent to any subscriber in the
United States postpaid at follow
ing rates;
/ month S so 8 months $50
Months Sl.25 year $500
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Traffic Convictions
FIRsT-OFFENsE SPEEDING.

FlhS 1-OF EN- SE SfEEDING.
r. Bleecher Butts. 2l38 California
street, $40.
Ernest c. Orr, 1850 Sixteenth street,
IS.
Reginald NJ Hodgson, jr, 6314 Six
teenth street, IS.
Melvin Chronister, sos Mount Ver-
non place, $40.
Robert w. King, Maryland, $40.
James P. Ehrman, 1921 jackson
street northeast, IS.
Edward P. Chamberlayne, 1926
Twenty eighth street, IS.
Romuald T. Hite, 6307 Seventh
street, S.
James G. Fairbrother, Rhode Is
land, $40.
Francis J. Belair, 3l6 Eighteenth
place northeast, $40.
Martin J. Berghers, 3ll2 Rhode
Island avenue northeast, $40.
William Peterson, 1901 New Jersey
avenue. IS.
Robert g. Boone, 24os Eighteenth
street, IS.
Henry R. Bailey. SILT Seventh
street, IS.
Richard F. Johnson 1892 P street
$40.
William j. Traina, Virginia, $40.
Isidoro Mantua, 1919 Georgia ave-
nue., IS.
Bernard J. Weisgerber, Maryland.
IS.
Evening star., 1937-04-29
PARK EXPERT SPEAKER

Cilnord c. Presnall, park natural
Isl OF Zion and Bryce Canyon Ma
tlonal Parks in Southern Utah, Will
oeilver free public lecture at pm.
"wednesday In the auditorium Of the
new Interior Department, Eighteenth
and G streets. Colored slides will be
used to illustrate the lecture,
The entrance to the auditorium IA
on c street. ofncias of the National
PARK Service reminded the public In
announcing the lecture. Presnall
trained IN scientific work in the 70.
semitic Field School, has taken most
Of the views he will present
Evening star., 1937-04-29

s. seabring, Loring o. Shook, Wells
Thompson. Harlan M. Thorpe.
Each Of following lieutenants de-
tached Naval Academy, to California
Institute OF Technology, Pasadena,
June s: Wallace B. Mechline and
William A. Schoech.
Each OF following ]ieutenants de-
tached Naval Academy, to Massachu-
setts Institute OF Technology, Cam
bridge, May 20: William Loveland,
Irwin F. Beverly.
Each of following lieutenants de-
tached Naval Academy, to University
Of Michigan, Ann Arbor, June S: Ed
ward M. Condra, jr.; William H. ia
cobsen, Eugene E. Lindsey, Hugh r.
Nieman, jr.
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Service Orders.
ARMY.

ARMY.
Scott, Maj. Norman Mel, Medical
Corps, Army and Navy General Hos
pital. Hot Springs National Park, Ark,
to Walter Reed General Hospital
Hitner, Capt. Harry Forman, Chem
1cal Warfare Service Reserve, Oak
mont, Pa, to ofice, chief Of Chemical
Warfare Service; May 2.
Mechling, First Lieut.. Edward p,
Ordnance Department, Raritan Ar
senal, Metuchen, N. j., to Langley
Field, Va; June /.
Thurlow, First Lieut.. Thomas L.,
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Marriage Licenses.

Howard F. jacques. "a. 1927 Park I'd and
Mary g; Shea, 33. Hartford Conn;
William s. JARVIS 90. Park Lane Apart
ments and Frances R. Avis %. 1888
~, :oth St; BsX; F. p Hs5T,s. sa1s = - ~.
Margaret L. Tupper. 25. 1913 33rd ST.;
Rev. A A. McCallum.
Oliver Eastland. % 1924 Chaplin St, and
Jane W. Eastland 2S1O Courtland pl.;
Rev. H. s. Wilkinson.
Walter l. G. Cummings. %. 1881 sth ST..
and Esther Robinson. 81. Baltimore;
'% H.E xt:a kas: az 81 81 s:5 y."s% ss St. St s:T 1e
James F. Horan. 81, 432 New Jerse,
i1fi lie .si ist st. na Sc: 's Rsv. nn G. Bali
Santa N. Caponiti 20. $40 sth st. ne;
Rev P. L. Norris
G. La Motto Gibson - ""5 ~'A~~ -
Sc, and Edna. P. suman. 81. 1413
Ridge pl Sc: Rev, :.
Fr"~k g n" Mcrt u - :" ut ~
Nora. Z, Roach. 80. 71b 10th st.: Rev.
Frank W. Thatcher. jr.. 80, Los Angeles
Calf. and America M. Ielesias, rs
31!5 Porter St; Rev. J. K. Cartwright.
Franklin 2. Seitz. 2s. and Catherine
Phelps. 25, both Of 4511 Van Ness St.
Rev. w. A. Reese.
Philip Bluefeld %. Baltimore. and Ethel
Witt. %. $500 University pl.; Rev
Harry Silverstone
Robert H. Hall 20. 262 18th St Sc, and
Clara N Harper, 90. 27l l4th st. Sc:
Rev NJ G. Ellis
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Air Corps, Wright Field, Dayton, Ohio,
to Langley Field, Va; June 80.
NAVY.

Mckee, Capt Ernest w., detached
U. S. S. Henderson, to Naval Acad-
emy; July Is.
Willenbucher, Lieut.. Comdr. Franz
O., detached Naval Operations, to U.
S. 8. Ogallala; June
Each OF following lieutenants de-
tached Naval Academy, to University
OF California, Berkeley, May 20: The
odore F. Ascherfield, John A. Bole, jr.:
Harlow J. Carpenter, William E. Fer
rail-, tr.; Thomas B. Klakring, Levi J.
knight, jr.; Rodney B. Lair, Raymond
J. Moore, Robert o. Peden, John R.
Pierce, James M. Roberts, Cornelius
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Births Reported.

John and Audrey Blair twin girls
Daniel and Alice Dundon. girl.
Roy and Efle Ratledge. girl.
Harry and Doris MorelaLd, boy.
Gilbert and Ethel Thomas, boy.
Francis and Peral Ellwood, girl.
Frank and Louise Smith. boy.
Henry and Kathryn Spottswood. boy.
Roy and Mary Brown, boy.
Cecil and Catherine Pease. boy.
Louis and Bonita Basley, boy.
Florehtin and Helen Loren. boy.
Joseph and Mary Dempsey. girl.
George and Alma Deaner, girl
Alfred and Dorothy Nashwinter. girl.
James and Gave Young, girl.
DoEbar and Gilda Killing, girl.
Alvin and Leota Hobson. girl.
Granville and Bessie GUIDE. girl.
Patrick Patas, S and e.. Carolyn shafer; girl.
Thomas and Fannie McDonough, boy.
Dwight and Lucy Collins. boy.
Michael and Jeanette Kullich. girl.
Paul and Peral Richards, boy,
Pete and Agnes Starks. boy.
Lester and Marie Sanders. boy
Robert and Clara Stephenson, boy.
Mcbs. Wssss AND and Meent Yats5 na.d boy boy
Charles and Mary. Dodson, boy.
Webster ard Marie Patterson, girl.
Harry and Helen Dawson. girl.
sTsi Msvn .ns and Gsis i0DTysfF ysnfn: SRI Girl
Louis and Katherine Finegan. girl.
Ardron and Christine Lewis. girl.
Louis and Ann Goldstein. girl.
KOBE Robert and snd Hn Gunee eehGs9g Graysan sr .
Clifton ard Viola Brown. boy.
Thomas and Rebecca williams, boy
Victor and Lillian Young, boy.
Horace and Marguerite williams, girl
Henry and Augustine Joynes, girl.
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Deaths Reported.

John w. Blaisdell 95. 1850 Wisconsin ave.
william r. Mcdowell. 70. 24OO 10th st
Mary A. CuEnineham. ~. 939 st.
William c. Taylor. rs. Providence Hospital.
Arthur J. Picotte, "A. 7542 18th st.
Mamie Clem. 80. 421 llth st. s.w.
Gharles F. Gleason, so. Gallineer Hospital
Pearl c. Kitchen, 81. tuberculosis Hospital.
Henson Brown, 81. St Elizabeths Hospital.
Mary Lyons, ~. Emergency Hospital.
Madison Butler u. l43 st;
Laura Gordon. II, Garfield Hospital.
Mary Quinn. rs, Casualty Hospital.
Ida Hill: 90, 521 9th st. s.w.
Martha White, 80. S01 Barry pl
James Hall, ~. GalliEger Hospital
Pattie Cole. 81. 1884 Rock Greek Ford I'd.
Howard Francis. 80. Gallinger Hospital.
Francis Foreman. 10. 613 10th st. ne.
Elizabeth johnson. Is, Gallnger Hospital
More than o,o00, 900 in gold has
been produced in the Philippines In
the last Eve months.
Evening star., 1937-04-29
Farm Women Valuable,

Records kept by 1853 Oklahoma
farm women for Oklahoma A. and M.
College show they contribute an aver
age of $286 annually to the family in
come
Evening star., 1937-04-29
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.

CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.
TODAY.
Meeting, Washington Academy Of
Sciences, Cosmos Club, 8:l5 pm.
Meeting, South Carolina Democratic
Club, Shoreham Hotel, pm.
Meeting, Society OF Free Lance
Writers, Shoreham Hotel. 8 pm.
TOMORROW.
Dance, Beta Gamma Phi Sorority,
Broadmoor Hotel, 10 pm.
Meeting, Executive Council, Local
No. 2, N. F. F. E., ITO Fourteenth
street, pm.
Dance, the Curly Club, shoreham
Hotel, 10 pm.
Banquet, George Washington Uni
versity Alumni Association, Mayf1ower
Hotel, 7 pm.
Card party, Board Of Managers,
Episcopal Church Home, Willard
Hotel, 2 pm.
Dance, Kentucky State Society,"
Willard Hotel, pm.
Dance, Columbus University, VIII
lard Hotel, pm.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
METHODIST CHURCH
Rev. n. Attenborough, Minister

Sunday, April Is. Church school
at $50 am. Supt v. o. Humphrey
in charge. Glasses for all ages.
IL am. Morning worship. Special
music by the choir. The pastor will
preach the Thank offering sermon
for the Woman's Foreign Mission
airy Society.
$50 pm. Two Epworth Leagues;
Junior league was started with a
good number present last Sunday.
More are expected next Sunday. AL
boys and girls to Is years old will
enjoy these meetings in the primary
room. The high school group meets
in the annex.
7:30 the Rev. j. M. Adams, dis
trict Supt. will be present and speak
and he will also hold the annual
business meeting Of the church. Re-
ports from all the departments of
the church will be given and Off
GERS for the new church year will
be elected. All members and friends
of the church are asked to be pres
ent.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Fire Department to
Give Benefit Dance

Plans are completed for the Ken
newick Fire Department benefit
dance to be given at the Highland
clubhouse Wednesday, April 81.
All funds derived from the dance
will. be used for the purchase of
equipment and training equipment
the departments needs and other
funds from the dance will be used
for training of department key men
at the forthcoming state fire college.
This expert training and equip
ment are vital factors in the de-
velopment of a company capable OF
bringing about q reduction In fire
insurance rates in Kennewick.
Those desiring to purchase tic
kets in advance of the event may do
so from any member Of the local
fire company.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Black Hood Lands l.
Wearer in HOOsegOW

Maybe it's publicity stunt, but
anyway the doorman at the Liberty
theatre was arrested and flung into
the city bastile this evening. He
was CARRIED as a member OF the Ill
famed BLACK Legion" the name OF
the show, which is the current at
traction. Is
The black robes and the mask
were enough for the night police
man to investigate and the mas
querading youth was taken to the
Jail house, where he was kept until
Manager Don Visger appeared to
ask for his release. u, 1
Night Patrolman Rube Gest just
grins and says: Sure, I picked
him up and put him in the jug
why not?" 5a a.~1 So. ..l.4
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Nazarene Church Elects
New Officers Tuesday

At the annual business meeting
of the Nazarene church on Tuesday
evening, trustees elected for the
year were, Everett Aman, F. M. Lud-
low and Charles Mills. Stewards
were Mesdames, j. Ward Graves,
John Lewis George Griffith, Aman,
Ludlow and Carl Slaybaugh and A.
S. Mcintyre. William Mills will
succeed himself as Sunday school
Superintendent and delegates to the
annual Northwest district assembly
at Walla Walla, April $3.50 will be
Mr.. Ludlow, Mr.. Mcintyre and Mrs.
Croft. District Superintendent J.
N. Tinsley presided.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
WOman's Club Has
Interesting Program

The regular monthly meeting OF
the Kennewick Woman's club was
held at the Arrow Grill Friday,
April 9, with Mrs. G. F. Winken-
werder, president of the club, pre-
siding. Mrs. Robins, president OF
the Pasco club, was endorsed as
candidate for district president. The
resignation of Mrs. Waldo Skuse as
secretary was accepted and Mrs. II.
c.. Copeland was appointed to fill
the vacancy. Mrs. Frank Mills was
taken in as a new member. Plans
were made to have DR.. Spaulding
give health talk at the next meet
ing on May IA, and each member is
urged to be present and bring a
guest with her. --
Mrs. I. N. Mueller, chairman OF
the community service work, told
of a visit of Mrs. Nesmith Ankeny,
state chairman of civic art OF the
club, and of the plans of the park
board in beautifying.
A resolution asking the school
board to preserve if possible, the
sunken garden at the school was
drawn up and sent to the school
board. A paper on Future Ameri-
ca" was read by Mrs. P. O. Stone
and one on "A Challenge to Organ
lied Womanhood to Protect the
Youth of the Country from the
danger of narcotic drugs" was
read by Mrs. E. A. Silliman. Mrs.
H. R. Love sang, Calling Me Home
to YOU" and was accompanied by
Mrs. VIM. Stricken. Mrs. Hatch
led the discussion on women in
the News and Mrs. Payne was in
charge of the Better Speech" dis
cussion. Dainty refreshments were
served by the hostesses, the Mes
danes, Serier, Brown, Pratt, Ray
mond and Reed.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
CHEATED.

I For many years he had had .
Chinese cook. One evening. after
a more than usually good dinner,
he decided it was time he raised
the mans wages.
At the end Of the month the Chi
naman received his extra money.
why you payir me nfore?" he
asked.
Because you have been such .
good cook, replied his employer.
with a smile.
''Oh!" replied the cook thought
fully. ''They you been swindlins
me for years, eh?'-Answers Mag
azine. g. ~e
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
GOOD ANSWER

what part Of speech is 'wom-
an's?"
''Woman is ninety-nine one-hm-
dredths Of the whole speech. leav-
ing the remaining one-hundredth to
the man who is trying to get q
word in edgewise." .-.5-s
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Business Girls Enjoy
Theatre Party Monday

The Business and Professional
Women of Kennewick met Monday
evening, April 18th, for q theatre
party, gathering later at the Arrow
Grill for refreshments. This party
was the result of a contest staged
some time ago, with the losing side
taking the winners to the show. Miss
Betty Schuehle OF Seattle and a
former member Of the club, was an
out-of-toWn guest.
A business meeting is being held
this evening at the home Of Miss
Zemma Buchanan at which time
nominations will be made for the
election of officers for the coming
year.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Worth Knowing

He took her in his arms.
"Oh, darling" he murmured;
II love you so. Please say you'll
be mine. I'm not rich like Per
cival Brown. I haven't a car, or
fine house, or a well-stocked eel
lar, but, darling. I love you.
and I can not live without you'll"
Two soft arms stole around his
neck, and two ruby lips whispered
In his ear:
'.And I love you, too. darling;
but-where is this man Brown?"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Verse and Reverse

think how much good the cleo
trio light company has done this
town." cried the speaker. the COM
pany's president. In conclusion
let me say-n you'll excuse the
Honor the Light Brigade!
Quick as a flash came voice
from the audience: "Oh. what .
charge they made"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Getting Started

How did you get your start in
politics?"
81 wanted to reform everything
that came my way" replied Sena-
tor Sorghum. "And I attracted the
attention Of a practical politician
who just then happened to neeo an
industrious young reformer in his
business"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
Chas. E. Sebold, Minister
Pasco. WASHINGTON

Can we initiate Jesus? Did Jesus
ask us to initiate him or did he ex-
pect such imitation from the
Twelve? People differ in this. This
will be one of a few Of the ques-
lions Rev. Sebold will try to answer
in his sermon, Using Jesus" which
deals with the way in which Christ
ians may and should use Jesus in
an adjustment of their lives.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
DAYLIGHT Saving

II wish, mosquitoes could DO
trained to work in the daytime In
stead Of at night" said Farmer
Corntossel.
what difference would that
maker"
might help to keep Josh and
the hired man awake durin' the
hours when wakefulness is really
needed"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
FIRST ENGLISH LUTHERAN
Carl e. L. Lucky, Pastor
Sunday school at 10 am.
Services, IL am.

A special invitation is extended to
all new and former children of our
Sunday school to be with US next
Sunday. We will be prepared to re-
ceive you and will be operating un-
der a full graded series arrange
ment. D.. s Ea. s..
A cordial welcome to you is also
extended to worship with US.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
BETHLEHEM LUTHERAN
NJ. @. Kauth, pastor
3rd and Benton st.

Divine services Sunday at IL am.
Sunday school at 10 am.
Bible class meets every Thursday
at 8 pm. You are welcome at these
services.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
THURSDAY. April Is. ~.

Townsend club, Eng. Lutb
Liberty-"The Holy Ter Caa'c
The Crockett Family az
Shewa Camp Fire Girls "a.
Bog Scouts, Troop q. c r,sv pa
church; troop 20, M. r ~
troop 20, Highlands cSSs ltS
~ - -
Tuesday, April 20
Entire Nous, Mrs. H. wb,tA.,
o.E.S. Chapter at hall
City Council, 8 pm.
Liberty-"Accused" ana
Mighty Treve." Tie
- - %
Wednesday, April 2l-
Fourth Div. M. e. Aid NJ.
Durdle Vhe
Yokowish and Hopitu oamD !,
group m
F. g. A. M. at hall
Liberty-same as Tuesday
- y y
Thursday, April 81
Escolantes, Mrs. Joe strad,,n.
Pink and Green club, Mrs > ,
Erickson
Highland grange
Liberty-'Ready, willinv :.
Able" 40
~ - y
Friday, April 23--
Current Events club. Mrs ~ /,
Taylor, Mrs. J. r. Ayers. hos,,.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
Charles w. Croft -.

Sunday school, 10 am.
Morning worship, II am.
Young peoples meeting, $50 pm.
Evening service, 7:30.
Mid-week prayer meeting, parson-
lge, Wednesday evening, 7:30.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Economy With Caution

Economy With Caution
.Have you ever studied political
economy"
"Some," replied Senator Sorg-
hum .sbut when it comes to nustling
for votes, I don't believe IN being
stingy."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15

"YOur wife told me she was very
fond of bathing. but l never see
her in the water"
"She doesn't go In the water, she
doesn't have to, she has perfect
&c."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
TwEET. TwEET

Mrs. Artlove-Today I bought
Whistler Of lovely tones to hang in
the living room.
Mrs. Homely-But birds are such
a care, my dear, and dirty besides.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
Not It All Careful

Old LADY, suppose you sailors
are very careful when you are at
sea?
Old SaIt-No. not at all. ma'am.
in fact, we try to be as wreck
less as possible.-Pearson's week
ly.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15

Third Sunday after Easter.
9 am. Holy Communion.
10 am. Morning prayer and ser
non and Sunday school.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST
Elder g. A. Morrison. presiding

The Church Of Jesus Christ Lat
ter Day Saints Is now holding SER
vices In the new Odd Fellows hall
from 10 to II o'clock each Sunday
morning.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
On His Way

On His Way
"Oh, Mr.. Policeman. q man has
been following me-"
care you sure he was following
you?"
eyes, I went back two or three
times to see If he was coming.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15

Cant Lose EN-
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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1937-04-15
EVENTUALITIES

Friday, April 16-
All-school play, "As the Clock
Strikes"
Liberty-"Black Legion"
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Saturday, April IL
Bluebirds, 2 pm.
Rainbow Girls, 8 pm.
Liberty-"Borderland."
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Sunday, April IS
Churches, see notices
Notwithstanding Home"
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Monday, April 10
Library Guild, Mrs. ada Durbin
Unity Lecture, 2:30 at Arrow Grill
Pinochle Club, Odin Staley
IO.OF. at hall