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Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-11-16
CAROLINA STARTS
DRILLS WEDNESDAY
Tar Heels Given Two Day
Laycff After Brilliant
Victory Over Duke

Chanel HILL Nov 16-NOrth Caro-
lina's Big Five champions enjoyed to-
day the second of two well-earned
rests following their IA to 6 victory
over Duke Saturday. The Tar Heels
will on Wednesday afternoon begin
concentrating their attention on Vlr-
ginia, only remaining foe on the 1887
schedule
The Tar Heels and Cavaliars, who
are to clash here in their annual Tur-
kew Day attraction, will renew rlv-
airy. dating back to 1892, which is the
most continuous in Dixie. The Thanks
giving Day feature marks the ANA
encounter between the two instltu-
tions. Virginia holds the top side OF
the ledger in number of Victorles-2l
against II defeats and ties. But
North Carolina has monopollzed the
spotlight in of the past 10 games.
Shorts folk of Tar Heelia will get
their first glimpse Of the football
model coached by Frank Murray, who
at Marquette turned out some of the
Nations greatest teams. Murray
came to Virginia last september after
coaching Marquette through another
OrlludnL SedSOu, III W-i4Ih Olly OiiS
game was lost and seeing his own Ray
Buvid make All-America.
Coach Murray'S teams are among
the most colorful in the country to
watch. They rely primarily On dccep-
tive forward and lateral passes and
wen-timed, tricky running plays.
Carolina will be top-heavy favorites
to win Thanksgiving Day. But history
shows that upset victories aren't ex-
actly novelties when these two insti-
tutiOnS meet.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-11-16

(Conl1nU~u from rage One)
plant because the strike was "unau-
thorized." He said a conference had
itaen arranged for one p. m. between
union and company officials on griev-
ances which caused the sitdown at
$50 o'clock last night.
The main grievance, he said, was
the laying off of 500 employees.
There was no demonstration as
about 1000 men marched from the
plant. Many of them were day shift
workers who had replaced night shift
employees at a. m. Mitchell said the
night shift would report for work at
3 p. m. today.
Union officials indicated they would
demand the company reinstate the
employees who had been laid off and
that the work available be divided
among the entire force. The plant nor
'nlally employs $500.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-11-16

another bar cfe the corridor door to
gain access to the guards watch
walk.
Geary hid behind door to wait for
John Corbett, guard who was max
ing his round through the building
and poked a gun in Corbett's ribs.
He forced Corbett to go to the main
office and shout to the others that
Obey was hanging himself in the jail
cell.
The ruse brought four other guards
on the run. Geary promptly held the
group at gun point and marched them
to the cells occupied by Obey and
Crowley
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-11-16


police headquarters ordered all road
patrols out to hunt for the trio.
Officials quickly disclosed they were
searching for a "trusty' who they said
escaped from the penitentiary two
days ago, and whose cell was in the
same block with the kidnap trio.
Prison officials pieced together the
stories of the five guards and one
prison matron, and announced Geary
was the leader of the plot. They said
Geary sawed two bars from his Gel
door to make his way into an inside
cell block corridor. where he saweo
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-11-16
Chinese Government
Leaving Marking as
Japs Draw Near

Continued vrom rage Cne)
night to escape advancing japanese
armies and widespread bombings by
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
BUFFALO PROBE
HOLDS 4 MORE

BUFFALO, N. Y, Dec. %
U.N.S0.-Four more persons, in.
dicted yesterday by the Erie
county grand jury in Buffalo's
probe into city affairs, surrendered
to police today and were await
ing arraignment before County
Judge F. Bret Thorn.
They were City Councilman Vim.
cent A. Roth, John a McQuade,
parks department supervisor.
Frank Lembicz, parks department
employee, and Robert c. Lacey,
former WPA inspector, all were
indicted for perjury.
The indictments bring to a total
of seven members Of Buffalo's Is
councilmen.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
More Idle
57O,OOO Less Working
Than Year AGO

Nearly $4,000 fewer workers
were employed in November than
In October and weekly wage dis
bursements were $25, 900 less
In the combined manufacturing
and non-manufacturing industries
surveyed by the Labor Depart
ment. Secretary Frances Perkins
said yesterday.
Aggregate employment in these
combined industries in November
last was at approximately the same
level as in November a year ago."
Ehe said. weekly pay rolls were
ii million dollars greater in No
Vember than in the corresponding
month of last year."
The Washington times., 1937-12-23

boards action this year, while II
were dismissed in 1885.
Seventeen hundred dollars in
fines we're paid during the year
1885 by policemen found guilty Of
conduct unbecoming an officer" l"
Seven hundred dollars less was
contributed for that offense this
year.
All in all, according to Inspec-
tor Edwards, the boys" have been
pretty good this year. and are 60
ing into 1888 with that in mind.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
VAST HIGHWAY
PROGRAM FOR
D. C. REVEALED
Collins Plans to Start
Work in January

Washington will be launched
upon the most stupendouS high
way program in the history OF
the District in January by action
Of Representative Ross Collins
,DJ, Of Mississippi.
Representative Collins. as chair.
man of the District subcommittee
of the House Appropriations Com
mittee. holds the purseStrings OF
the city and Yields more power
than any other member Of Con-
greSS.
KEPT A SECRET
The chairman hitherto has
kept secret the extremely broad
range of the changes he intends
to inaugurate tc relieve traffic
congestion. He bases his plan upon
the theory that the city has out
grown the plan under which it
was first laid out by Major Len
fant.
Coincident with the announce.
ment today of the extent of his
program, it was discovered that,
in addition to the "skyway" pro-
posal made yesterday, the 1889
bill will carry enough money to
pay for half Of a survey for di-
rect high speed highway to Chesa-
peake Bay.
poNTDe ppop0SCn
Part Of the expense he suggests
may be met by bond issues, the
rest from the regular highway
fund now growing fat on the in
creased auto taxation.
The program includes:
/. A "skyway" beginning some
where on the southern limits Of
the city and going to Bladensburg
to meet U. s. Route No. l. He
proposes a bond issue for this item
to be retired by the payment of a
toll on every car using it, the toll
to be about Is cents. This SKY
way is to be fashioned after the
express highway in New York city.
2. A direct speed highway to
Chesapeake Bay so that Washing
ton residents may be able to get
to the summer cottages with
greater ease.
WHITEHURST PLAN
3. The WhitehurSt plan for re-
ieving congestion in downtown
areas, including the K Street via
duct, underpasseS at Dupont and
: Thomas Circle, rearrangement of
Scott Circle, and to this was added
today the proposal for an under
pass under Fourteenth st. N. W.,
below the Bureau of Engraving
and Printing.
4. Widening and development
Of Water Street coincident with
the Washington Channel develop
ment now underway.
5. Widening Of Eleventh st. N.
w.. to Florida Avenue.
s. Widening Of Twelfth st. be-
low Constitution Ave. N. w.
AS a general proposition a mum.
Der of other streets will be wild
ened as soon as the money is avail
able. Other suggestions for under
passes and oVerpasses will be con,
Eidered as the plan progresses.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23

Why? Because the MetropoIi'
tan policeman of 1887 has been
practicing what he breaches, &C.
cording to the figures released
today by Inspector Lewis I. H.
Edwards, who is in charge Of
police behavior.
Only So policemen were brought
before the police trial board dur
ing the current year. In 1886, SO
members of the force faced the
police tribunal. Only three we're
removed from the force by the
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
MAcKAY IMPROVING

NEY YORK, Dec. % (CT.P.S0
Clarence H. Mackay, head of the
Postal Telegraph, was reported
doing nicely" today at Roosevelt
Hospital, where he underwent an
appendectomy.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
3, & M. ASKS RFc LOAN

U.N.S) The Boston and Maine
Railroad today asked the ICC
to approve its application for an.
RFC loan Of $4,000. 900. If the loan
is granted It viii be used to meet
fixed charges.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
i. S. to Control
Coal in Indiana

The National Coal Commission
yesterday took jurisdiction over
all intraState transactions in btu
minous coal in Indiana, effective
January 8, on grounds it affects
interstate business. Under this or
der, all bituminous producers will
be obliged to accept the minimum
prices set recently by the commits
sion.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
House COllapses,
Crushing Boy, II

NEW YORK. Dec. % GNS0.
More than so years old and unoc-
cupied during the past year, a
two story frame house in the
Bronx collapsed last night, killing
one and injuring another of eight
neighborhood boys who were
romping about the skeleton struc-
ture. Frank AsSero, IL, was
crushed beneath falling timber.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
Apply This Once and
Kill the Itch lseablesl

To get relief from the Itch
Cscabies) apply Siticide, a liquid
preparation which penetrates be-
meath the outer skin, where para
sites breed, and kills in 80 minutes
every Itch mite with which it comes
IN contact. At your druggists, or
sent direct for 60c. Siticide Co.,
Commerce, Ga.
The Washington times., 1937-12-23
D. G. Police Practice
What They Preach

The 1887 policeman better right to tell you to behave
than did his fellow officer last year.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
TONNES TAKE
 TERRIBLE TILT, 1928

North End Thomas club won an exhibition game ct Hamilton Park yesterday that constituted c major sacrilege to the name Of baseball, the local array getting IS hits and winning i2 to 6 in c loose, uninter. esting tit that threatened to drag into darkness. Mandy Green pitched well for the winners during the four innings he twiFied, Ed Kovis the sterling Hartford pitcher was con. spicuous by his absence, while Fen. nessey and Quiiter finished up against the Hotel Roosevelt team of New York city, three game winners in the national tournament ct Cleveland last year.
 Eight runs in the fourth and fifth inning, sewed up the game. Sal Marc, dreatorex, HaFnick, Devito and FiIl hit hard and timely. Sum. mary,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
GREAT DIAMOND FEATS
 THIS DATE
BRACE E. JARRETT-0 Owen and Townsend Bated Fifteen Innings to l.l Ii
August 90, 1905, at Washington This is the longest game ever played
 nm mMx, NnAh AaV mf AuNnakl

August 90, 1905, at Washington This is the longest game ever played
 on any s0th day of August)
 Fielder Jones and his Chicago White Sox fought c phenomenal fifteen inning i-i tie with Jake Stahl's Washington Senators. Owen and Townsend, on the mount for Chicago and Washington, Tespec- lively, pitched the entire fifteen rounds in an impressive manner.
 Several times the White Sox came within an ace of clinching the game, but just as often the gena- tors would respond with brilliant fielding that cut short the hopes of the Chicago players. Cassidy alone saving the day three times by his great work around short.
 Chicago made their only score off Townsend in the first inning. Had not Hickman made the only bad play of the day on the part of Stahls ball-tossers in this frame. Townsend would have won in the regulation nine innings: Hickman erred on Holmes roller. Holmes ad- vancing to second on outs by Field CT Jones and George Davis, from where he scored on Isbeil's drive to center.
 The eighth inning produced the only count made of Frank Owen. when Heydon bounced one over Owens head to score the tying run.
 Outside of these two frames Owen and Townsend could not be scored upon. the game being called at the end of the fifteenth on account cx darkness.
 xsbell was the star performer, as besides driving in his teams only run, ho took care of ilrEt base in spectacular fashion.
 The annra:
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
CRAWFORDS DEFEAT
 TORRINGTON 2 TO 1

Tcerlagton. Aug. So.-The Pitts. hurSh Crawfords, 1886 champions of the Negro league, nosed out hte Tor ringtea A. O., here at Fuessenich park Saturday afternoon.
 Tho Crawfords garnered two runs on three hits in the second inning and Torrington scored its run in the fifth on q double by paviiocivic, and infield out and 6 long fly to the outfield.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
GRANGE WINNER

York, TEaFboF, Me@Aug 20- (UPD~-Jack Grange Of Philadelphia, former Maine open champion, wen ti1e anntiaI mems goIf tournament ct the York Country club yesterday by defeating TFumbidl Richard Of New York city, 5 and {, in the Se-hole final
 Thus, Richard, tournament winner foE the past tw0 years lest his chance f0g permanent possession Of
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
New York Stations wrAr-sso . won.,s w,z-,se = wAsc-ssc

views.
 wJZ-Robin Hood Dell
 Concert, Jose lturbi, wABC-Pick and Pat, Com edy; Edward Roeeker, Bari- s.oO-wS%E-Fibbsr iHas; Mcass and woR2charles Banford,
 Comment.
 WABc-Shakespear 9:i6-WOK--Haenschen orch; 9:30-WEAF-spitainy Aii-Giri woR@symphonic Strings,
 Alfred Walienstein, Con- 10 o:oo-WEAF-shieid orch; Vivian Della Chiesa, Soprano;
 Lullaby Lady; Male Guar woR-Eider Lightfoot soio- mon Michaux Congreg- WABC-wayne King Orch. l0:3p-WEAF--Donahue 10 orch. WOR-Weber Concert Orch. WABC-Penngyivan Folk iore-Cari Garner, Authors WoR-News; Dance Music wSzoN:ws; Dance Music wAiBScHAndrew Baruch.
 Commentatof. ilao-wEAT-psutsch orch. i2:00-WEAF-Larry Burke, Tenor is:os-wEAF-Dance Music (To i
 Q, m.1
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
The Broadway
 Bugle

By DAN PARKER

HOW PARPETCHED IS IT to say that Far Mike Jacobs competing with his tonight The wrestling booked for the Hppodrome n oppos Irish Eddie Dunne YorkVe poege Benny Leonard Ireland Ireland FTeconclabe politically feeling doesn't extend boxing Gerald Egan Dublin with Alex Daz Ulster commissioner
 tive forming board boxing control govern a leland and work of police New York on Chief Whitney syton police CfARkE-HAy Reon- with the Yankees ef Maney verne) Neweyn played with them In 1922
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
DRILL TONIGHT FOR
 10TH CENTURY TEAM

A practice for the members of the 2Oth Century Track club will be held tonight at Hamilton park at . o'clock. The second annual 2oth Century track ana field day will he held Monday Eeptember 6 at Hamil- ton mark,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
TME NgwARK BEARS HAVE string Jimmie Haperin star

THE NEWARK BEARS HAVE string Jimmie Halpsgin pitcher N J, high school nne Tom racks the Louis wrestling expects 70 ws the Appodrome from Rsy Fabiani Philadelphia has sOev w sOv Entai chargO Gan baseball writers vel
 and Pedro oalna we-known Msyaha sports writer's big fight uoEs RIPE viii Lon6chmeng nent in October sad xussel aslEologsS who wrote naming which Joe Louis would knock out Tommy sF Thursday night that the light
 postponed ran Terry Longs weekly broadcast heard weekly WDN Saturday m will have the n. spot hencefogtL
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30

Roosevelt ,., tV 20V @ ' Thomas Club 0ii44200 x-i2
 Runs-Zeale 2. oreatorex 2, De- Vito 2, z. Marc 2, J. Marc 2, HaFs nich 2, Fiil, Martin, Fennessey, WiFth, gcheFf, Daniel, Josnson. EF- foFs-Jasiiunas, ]. Mare. dfeatoFex 2, Henry 2, Zeaie, fIafnish, Tuckey, #. Reilly, Runs batted ifl-JohnscB, ]. Marc, Tiii 2, Henry, IIaFnich, De- Vito 2, Martin 2, Daniel I've base hits-dreen, M Rieily, TiaFnich, GcheFf. Etoien bases-iiaEnich 2, DeVito, Martin, Myer, Riii. Great. cKex 2. cFihce-MyeF. Left on bases -Ieooseveits 1, Thomas Club [, Bases On baIis-OH Quiitef l, Rids die (, Hits of Green 2 ia { innings; of Riddle 14 in 6 innings; of Kens neesey 6 tn 2 innings; 0H D. Rely l in 2 innings; Of QuiiteF 2 tl 2 iiltls ings, Struck cut, by Green 5, Riddle {, Fennessey $, B. Rieiiy, Quiiter 2. BaIk-QuiiteF Passed beiis-9cbeFf, !. MaFo, Winning pitcher Green Losing pitcheF-ieiddie, umpiyeS- Stanton. Time e-2'S0.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
W ZONE DE LEON WERE HERE today looking Fountain

LEON WERE HERE today looking for the Fountain Florida Damon Rnnyon etern ay young ra from Manhaan Kansas Benny Dnson of the
 ing delegation British newsppsrmsn, clever Eaccnur his York dialect being dfoeTy Mrs. Kate Flynn, of Provnes widow Of Leo Flynn noted fight manager in New York
 and she take other nsF h the fight game which she knows backwards Francis psddng his memoirs o publisher Presumably they will De ghost '''''' Copyright lsss. King Esaswss Syndicate,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
KaANK aoppARp, HoRMER paITIsH hs.yyrslgl

s fractured pleuFisy pnsnmons
 Englsnd, hospital Bsn hockey Is m danger o OK. lnelIen because Canadian teams w not return next season. Mank uannnE heroes 0 the 0ang pnnAnt dv keep hall tOshsr Lesa MAneE regassa e the scspps when hitting iness ok the x ad hiItsys Waly of Giants tended gate Los age Besides treating CastiemAns DE Nay
 soe uFesnas a Feess ter nam whenever pitches Mayer L. C. Mager Of fensaco Flas ba there wouldn't draw eOvW this yeaf Already
 has topped bt0o In 0sissem Denges Dev holnsswofth league
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
THE FIRST PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL game in history was

M 2a SaDn carr poe yaater sS stp Nap Lao e NosenDloom, 33 bsph lne late Aer manager Feadie steele aeys a ns way from eFelng without
 
 n illness that led to ms death Anthony Meie ot the state athletic Charley syaney promoter has left TOT nome unable postponed ngh ly Annao Will sal for Ausa- month tight for him. ana Lucas hopes import Gustav Ede CefeFino Garcia ana Young Peter Jackson
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
Probable Pitchers
Ny United RFess)
 National

Oy Unitea FFess)
 National Cincinnati 1Ioiiingsw0Fth S-e) ct New York (MeitoB 62-O. oniy game scheduled.
 National Boston (AaFcUs il-O ct s. Louis N0upai 70. New York (0omez ie-W at De- tEC4t (AuIser 1O-O. Washingtcn Hinks e-i1 ct CIeve- land 0EaFdef t0-O.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
WEST SIDES MEET

The West Side Athletic club viii D0lA C business meeting ct Chase hMFk house tonight ct T.50. Al HeRIbsHg gre urged tO be on he3d bscause of e eFeat deaI Of unfin- |xfed bneines6 must be cleared %,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
ROAMING THE AIR WAVES

summer star of ~Tswn Bali To- nIght.s Through thh medium uf phonosraph recosc;mx:, k is es- timated that his voice hns been heard In 15,OoO.OoO American homes.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
WHENEVER THIS OLD YLNT.HEART softens up and tries to

WHENEVER THIS softens up the boxing racket he finds that instead banning too Recently got bit sentimental
 Kid Chocolates great called t. Now learn that ta been buFlapped. And that he only y that the McCoy were the two in which he the lost to Phil Baker Schooboy Fedkn Of those who ecexed draw With the ksed vii nothing left to i've for Here's consistency for Jimmy Crowley his four years as head coach Michigan state game and tied D. At Fofdham, four Jmmys teams 22 lost and tied foW
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
maH.cLAss SPORTS CoLuMNIsTs mus. be

MGH.CLAss SPORTS C0LUMNIsTB must Do drug on the witty, always readable Jack M turned loose Cerbett back action again Francisco demands recognition iadleweigh Looks the had
 the ieo poundeFs
 Tommy Houck old Iron Man Philadelphia has l4S promises reflect of Houek Ed Tiny Holman, sixfcot.three. captain ef the Temple Freshman eleven last b had gnsd oak sitter spending the summer m Maine lumber camp will bring s his friends cheeses when he Hollywood 0enes novel will be on the presses n fai, snd so grab the first copy.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
NATIANAL LEAGUE

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The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30

Summary: Two base hitS-Tanne- hill, Heydon, Dundon, Davis. Three base hit-gtahl Sac. htts-Davis, TaunehilI, Dslnd0n, Knoll. Stolen bases-Chi. [: Wash. 6. Base os1 l,alls-OH Owen 2; of Townsend none. Struck cut-By Owen q; ty Townsend c. Hit by pitcher -13y Townsend (TannehilI). CisciEs- Connolly.
 Do you know who hurled t'1e best
 game om August 11s
 See ThiIs C6assssm TsnsEBew (AM Rights Reserved e2eg<
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The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
0amss FssfeTaaI

0smss YsefegaaT s!;:t:;jE'iS s!;::::::! {. iS.&::l::: &::lIs:;ss ;:' HG Louis {, B6sfoH : (snd), New York I, Detroit 4
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
gtaaAfHE1

GaWses ,Feaay WsshiHeto1 ct Cleveland. Boston at st. Louis (0Hiy GGmes sGhedaIedJt
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30

Little known accomplishments ot accomplishments of Iasstro D. A Rolfe include--of al thiugs- wis;sse ling and singing chislsse bRi'cCs very effectively. This unusual tAlsn. was acquired by 1oifc n t.se cid vaudeville days, when Ee piayed on thes same ki.l with a troups e Oriental acrvbatic trn:bicrs. Kolfe contelnpiateS orchestrating a few If these old tunes for hiz "Asgaslne of the Air" Show.
 M. II. H. Joachim. 7roSiueAr .;
 "Your Unseen Friend" lk knOwn
 aS raaio'K 0ne-mail casting
 agtMSy. sn ttc year this series
 has been on the air. JOarhitS
 has psesented 175 different 1e-
 tOrs-lncluding newcomers HhO
 havr debuted under his aegix.
 ak veterans, and stage and suo-
 ton picture thespians.
 D.. Frank Black, NEG General Music Director, is not only DictoI oS Musician honor bestowed upor him by Missouri Valley College-bui he is Aiso q member with palms oi the French Academy, because of "serviceE to French artists and the promotion of the cause of French music in the United States" Black is the only radio conductor to hold both honors.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
Andre Kostslanetz. America.s No.

Andre Kostelanetz America,s No. 1 transcontlnental commvter. who planed in from the West Coast for his broadcast "Wednesday, August 8, flew back to Hollywood on Fri- day, August 27, for c few days to complete his work as musical direc- tor of the forthcoming Lily pons motion picture. Tt Never Happened Before"
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30

YESTERDAYS HERO - Bob Johnson, Philadelphia Athletic left fielder, who drove in six runs with Q homer and single in one inning to set a new American league mark and tic the 2e-year-old major league top. He also hit another four. bagger, another single and c double.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30
stamAlg9s

9amee TeAey ciHelBHatl at NeW York, (0HIy same geheduJedJs
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-30

Jack okie returns In his familiar role as head oe CamelS Oakie Col- lege, September 2a. Oakie plays Q Shiftless, slow thinking character on the air and In the movies, but in reality he has . sharp business head.
 There was the time he vas work ing for Paramount Pictures and asked for Q praise. A Paramount executive tried to let him down easy. You're young. Jack" he said. new In the business. You've got lots of time to make money, You're doing all right now for Q young fellow so take 1t easy and pretty soon youM be making more money"
 Pretty soon. my eye" said Oakie, "in this business you've got to get 1t while you're young, Look at Jackie Coogan. he was ten years old when he retired"
 Oracle Allen doesnt knoW
 what Co d0> As if she
 hadn't enough strange relatives.
 she now faces . new situations. Sightseeing guide books have
 hcon published fer Hollywood
 tourists, With the result that
 now Oracle finds the strangest
 people eluttering up her lawn.
 She even had two total strang.
 ors to dinner last week. She
 invited them though she didn't
 know who they were because
 she was afraid she might know
 them and then t wouldn't look
 right it she didn't. Get it:
 Hut SheN knew how Co teil
 her relatives from the visiting
 tourists In the future. Her rela-
 tiveS, she has discovered, are
 the people who eat with both
 hands.