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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
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Spik Frank to whom three pup
pies were born Monday. One
was not long for this world in
spite of the frantic attentions of
Mrs. c. N. Nicholson and DR..
George Townsend, but two for a
nickel cigars will be awarded free
to the first two persons to call and
congratulate Spik on the remain
ing heirs.
49,
Leap Of The Week was made
by a certain North Redwood
gentleman'S teeth in church Sun
day. Our Oopselaugh stooge has
it that the plate shot right into
the next pew while its master
was singing hymn. Stoogie be-
lieves that the gentleman must
have been lifting Onward Christ
ian Molars" when the accident
occurred.
-f-f-
Question Of The Week is, what
police power and cucumber Gull
tivator gypped us out of a good
lam by just now changing his
1886 for 1887 license plates?
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Suggestion Of The Week: Why
not send A. j. White, A. j. Cole
man, L. E. Backer, Parker D.
Sanders and few others down to
Washington to protest the estab-
lishment of new postoffice
here?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

Dance Bill Of The Week is the
product of the master of none
other than our own Andy Kinney
-. 49, and the billings just 60 to
show that we haven't appreciated
some of the old home folks like
we should.
The bill advertises: "The CAL
ifornia Kid : Trick Roper and
Novelty Australian Whip Artist
Featured At Memphis, Tenn,
jackson, Miss, Tupelo, Miss,
Carant, Miss, Trenton, Tenn,
and Pendleton, Oregon"
(The California Kid, NAH trans,
is one of the Beach boys.)
$50
"The Texas Crooner, Yodeling
Cowboy Singer, Entertainer And
Radio Artist
Us also, NAH trans, one of the
Beach boys.)
'The Lonesome Tramp and His
Dog Trixie, The Only Dog That
Dies And Comes To Life Again"
I'm real Rte, man tTdnS, are
John Herman and his resllrrected
pooch.)
-
Impatient Farmer Of The Week
is Bill Deike who requests that
petting parkers evacuate his back
40" just long enough for him to
get it seeded.
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Proud Father of The Week is
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

a fall from a scaffold at Hotel
Ramsey-Fred Orth was named
receiver of the closed National
Bank of Lamberton.-The M. A.
De Weird feed mill at Morton was
burned with an estimated loss of
$25, 0O0.-Nearly 200 club women
attended the county rally at the
Lincoln school. Mrs. Willard Bay
liss of Chisholm, state president,
Frank Clague of Redwood Falls
and Mrs. A. H. Emerson of Lam
berton were among the speakers.
DIR. E. H. johnson won a shot
gun as first prize in the Izaak
Walton leagues crow hunt. -
County Commissioner Jens Schou
was seriously ill.-Miss Ann
Bjornberg left for her home at
Dawson. Her position with Clag-
ue and Barnes was filled by Miss
Betty Berns of Sank Center
Mr.. and Mrs. w. T. Serkland
moved to Winthrop.-Mr. and
Mrs. Otto Hagen moved here from
Belview.
5 YEARS AGO
D. w. Gold was reelected pre-
sident of the Parent Teacher as
Sociation.-Judge T. F. Reed Jr.
performed his first marriage cere-
mony for an Illinois couple with
George A. Barnes acting as best
man and Miss Margery Nash as
bridesmaid.-R. v. Ochs announc-
ed that he would file for judge of
probate and John Hines entered
his name as candidate for county
commissioner.-H. B. West of
Morgan was elected chairman OF
the Redwood County Republican
committee.-The state highway
department asked for bids on the
Redwood Falls-Marshall paving
for the third time.-It was an
nounced that Louise Halves and
Dorothy Phinney would be vale
dictorian and salutatorian of the
graduating clasS.-The CONNER
cial club moved from rooms above
the National Tea store which 1t
had occupied for Is years.-New
Arbor day stamps went on sale
at the postoffice.-Frank D. Gold
en-, brother of DR.. j. w. Golden,
died in North Dakota.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
LambertOn

Miss Marilyn Kaatz is spending
this week at the H. B. Kane home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Bauch of
Sanborn and Mr.. and Mrs. Ray
Johnson were dinner guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. j. P. Nigg Sunday
evening.
Mrs. B. A. Schwengle, Mr.. and
Mrs. D. H. Marben and daughter
and MIR. and Mrs. Harry Price and
two little daughters were dinner
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Price near Wabasso Saturday
evening.
MIR. and Mrs. Thomas Chaplin,
their son Leonard and daughters
Ardell and Opal of Pequot spent
the weekend at the c. H. Small
home. Mrs. Leonard Chaplin
Virginia SmalD who had been
visiting here returned with them.
They stopped in the Twin Cities
where they visited other relatives.
Mrs. George Kluegel, Clement
Kluegel, Mr.. and Mrs. Detmer
Kluegel and three little sons were
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Forster at Springfield Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed zimmerman of
Johnsonville were visitors at the
Walter Krinke home Monday.
Elwood MCGEE who attends
Minnesota, was a weekend visitor
at his home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Price and
daughters and Mrs. B. A. Sch
wengle of st. Paul were weekend
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Darrell
Marben. Mrs. Schwengle remain
ed for longer visit.
G. J. Fillenworth was in st.
Paul on business Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Kiel visited
relatives in Springfield Sunday.
Olaf Bang who lives at the Old
Peoples Home is ill. His son Hal
vor Bang of Storden was here to
see him Sunday.
DR.. and Mrs. Guy Van Duzee
drove to Truman Tuesday where
DR.. Van Duzee attended a meeting
of the Southern Minnesota Veter-
marian association. Mrs. Van
Duzee drove to Winnebago where
she visited her father and old
friends.
Miss Ramona Davis, daughter
of Rev. and Mrs. G.. C. Davis
spent the weekend with Miss
Martha Werner.
Miss Mabel Wog returned
Thursday from st. Paul where she
has just completed a course in
beauty culture.
Miss Martha Werner went to
Mankato Wednesday where she
met her brother Fred Werner and
family of Wells and with them
drove to Minneapolis where they
visited friends and relatives, re-
turning Thursday.
Mrs. M. E. Anderson, Clair
Einen and Kenneth Erickson, two
University students, spent the
weekend at the A. G. Einen home.
Gordon Kaatz drove to st. Paul
Monday morning, taking Ross
Strawn to the Veterans hospital
suffering with an infected ankle.
Mr.. and Mrs. Strawn moved here
from Heron Lake in March.
Mrs. Louis Gerhard returned
to her home at Waseca Friday.
She had been helping in the care
of her mother, Mrs. Elliot john
son who was hurt in fall and
is still confined to her bed.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
Old Fashioned Girl Who Lived in State
200 Centuries Ago Interests " Scientists
OBITUARY WORKED OUT
FOR SKELETON FOUND
BY ROAD BUILDERS

Just a snub-nosed Minnesota
subdeb of Is or so, and she wore
a clam shell around her forehead.
At her waist she wore conch
shell pendant, from the Gulf of
Mexico. And a dagger made of
elk antler swung by a leash from
her girdle.
Nobody will even know what
disaster overlook this first Cop
her Girl on a dim and shadowy
day 10000 years ago. Probably
she was drowned in a prehistoric
glacial lake.
No one ever made a note of
having seen the Gopher Girl until
a Minnesota road crew uncovered
a glittering fragment of her clam
shell ornament, along in June,
1881 near Pelican Rapids.
The glacier had long gone the
way of glaciers. The lakes Prairie,
Pelican and grand old Agassiz
had dwindled to dots in a parch-
ed and drouth-stricken land.
But since that June day six
years ago, DR.. A. E. jerks, chair
man of the department of anthro-
pology of the University of
Minnesota, has been busy filling
up all the little scientific chinks
in theory he held from the start
that here near Lake Pelican,
was the first real evidence ever
found that man lived in the in
terror of America in the day of
the glaciers and that the skeleton
unearthed from glacial drift by
the road crew was, in fact, a frag-
ment of the remains of a proto-
Eskimo, pre-Indian, Mongoloid
maiden - a girl who lived with
in walking distance of the re-
treating glacier on the edge of a
lake that now exists only in
books.
DR.. jerks has just made public
fully documented findings in his
book, "Pleistocene Man in Mime
sota," published by the Univer-
sity of Minnesota Press.
That is how it happens the
physicians of Minnesota are to
have a chance to study with
scientific sidelights the skull of
the first Miss Minnesota at close
range at their eighty-fourth an
nual meeting in the st. Paul
auditorium, May 3, 4 and S.
They will compare Miss Min
nesota with a representative of
an even earlier race of men, one
of the first of the famous Mech
tas who lived in North Africa
some 10000 years before the Cop
her Girl.
There will be specimens also OF
later types on exhibit at the
meeting.
DR.. jerks explains that Miss
Minnesota's people came to Min
nesota across land bridge that
once connected America and Asia
The girl is called IAN early type
of evolving Mongoloid, already
prophetically suggesting the
American aborigine, especially
the Eskimo"
The Gopher Girls people were
great travellers as the conch shell
pendant proves. The conch came
from the Gulf Coast and indicates
that scattered populations did an
interstate commerce business
from the head of navigation al
ST. Paul to New Orleans.
Dentists attending the allied
professions section of the conven-
ton will be especially interested
in Miss Minnesota's most notice
able feature - her teeth. They
are large and strong and all pre-
sent except one which fell out
and was lost when the road crew
removed the lady's bones from
the lake deposits.
The doctors and dentists will be
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

DR.. Harold S. Diehl, dean of
medical sciences at the UniUer-
Sity of Minnesota, is SholDn at the
left of the picture. He is pointing
out to DR.. E. A. Meyerding of st.
Paul the anatomical peculiarities
Which led to final determination
of the real age of the 20O-centur-
ieS-old Miss Minnesota. DR.. Mey-
erding, secretary of the Minnesota
State Medical association is hold
ing the rest of the head bones of
the Gopher Girl. The insert, lou
er left, sholDs q scientific artists
conception of the young aOoman
as she looked in the long ago.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
Vesta

Dinner guests at the Martin
Gladitsch home Sunday evening
were: Mr.. and Mrs. Willism
Gladitsch and son Wallace, MIR.
and Mrs. Emil Gladitsch and fam
lily, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Gladitsch
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
Gladitsch and family MIR. and
Mrs. Peter Kroese and son Dali
vim of Wood Lake, MIR. and Mrs.
Herbert Schrupp and daughter
Joan, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Wen
holz and family, Miss Martha
Gollmer and Melvin Snyder.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Boushek
and family and Clarence Smith
were callers at the Erwin Bruins
home at Lucan Sunday.
Pupils of the Vesta High school
and Miss johnson and Mr.. Hal
version were guests at Martin
Meier's birthday party Wednes-
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Schultz,
Mr.. and Mrs. Erwin Schultz and
daughter Ardyce, were callers in
Marshall Tuesday.
Mrs. George Raveling and Mrs.
Jack Raveling and daughter Carol
Ann visited Mrs. P. M. Drees
Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. Emil Boushek, Mrs. Char
les Boushek and son Harland
called on Mrs. Frank Boushek
Thursday afternoon.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
Everybody's Health

Why should from $4,000 to
10000 people die from appen-
dicitis each year?
Members of the Public Health
Education committee of the Min
nesota State Medical association
periodically point out that this
death rate is far too high and that
it can be cut down Immediately if
everybody who has stomach
ache that lasts six hours or more
assumes that his trouble may be
serious and seek help.
There is no drug, no hot appli-
cation, no cathartic that will cure
acute appendicitis.
Here is the procedure recon-
mended by the physicians in case
of stomach ache. Put the patient
to bed; give him no food, no
medicine and no cathartics. Apply
no hot applications or ice, either,
to the abdomen and give him no
enemas. If the stomach ache has
not disappeared within the stip-
ulated six hours, call for assist
ance at once.
Most of the deaths from acute
appendicitis occur in cases where
there has been delay of two or
three days before operation. In
nearly all of the cases some cath
artic or laxative has been given.
1t takes about 1900 nuts to hold
an automobile together, but it
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

able to compare her teeth with
those of the North African man
who was about SIS years old when
he died. His teeth are all present
or accounted for, but they have
been worn down by much crun-
ching on bones and gristle.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

Always remember you are
the engineer fully responsible.
Test your brakes when starting
and have them inspected fire.
quently.
Stop and let the train 60 by.
1t only takes a minute. Your car
starts out again intact and better
still, you're in it.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
Backward
Chances
so YEARS AGO

Another shower washed the
dust from the face of Dame
Nature. Street commissioner
Ferris was doing some good work
on sidewalks and crossings
"The rather wilted imported gar
den stuff at our stores is giving
place to homegrown vegetables.
The early onion catches the
nickels" Over the river in
Brandon Mr.. and Mrs. John Lar
son were killed by tightening
Charles FleiScher'S North Red
wood quarries had been turning
out considerable stone for foun-
dations of buildings in this vicin-
ity.-All the cottonwood and
willow trees over an extended
territory south of Sleepy Eye
were stripped by beetles.-Gen-
eral Peabody was circulating a
paper to find out if merchants
wanted to pay for street sprink-
ling.-Photographer Anderson
was taking pictures of buildings
here for the boom edition of the
Minneapolis Tribune. The
Frankfort club fire company boys
were expecting the arrival of
their uniform shirts, helmets and
belts.-Mr. and Mrs. H. D. Chollar
represented Redwood Falls at
the National Baptist convention
convention in Minneapolis.-C.
w. Beals, a machinest, from
Michigan, bought the Vining lots
on Mill street, intending to build
gun and machine shop. Such an
institution was expected to come
in handy here
Is YEARS AGO
Katherine Mckenzie and L. j.
were married.-The Redwood
Falls baseball team defeated
North Redwood 10 to 8. Francois
and Dillingham; were pitched
against the battery of Clark and
Seebeck.-Thomas E. Walton,
former resident, died in Wenat-
chez, Washington.-Funeral SER
vices for Elspa Fitch of Kintire
were conducted by Rev. M. R.
Myers. Cain sold his
barber shop at Bemidji and came
here to spend the summer with
his parents.-John Lauterbach Jr.
returned from st. Peter and took
a position with Rud Stensvad in
the creamery Bert Brewster of
Tacoma, Washington, was visit
ing his brother Frank here
Emil MurSet came from New
Avon on his motorcycle to visit
his brother Fred.-O. Wells, a
farmer living near Redwood
Falls, had his windmill blown
down.-Splendid pictures of the
Titanic horror were on display
at the Hubbard-Davis store.-C.
A. Schildknecht and F. L. Parish
were elected delegates to the
state fireman's convention. c. v.
Everett was chief.-Jack Klaus
had a fine display of rare coins
in Kuenzli and Luscher's window.
Mrs. Notion received serious in
juries when she slipped and fell
near the Falls of the Redwood
Mrs. D. L. Crimmins was hurt the
same day when she fell out of the
front seat of the car.-Herbert
Ackman, employed by Floyd Rey-
nolds, shot a golden eagle mea-
surfing six feet, six inches. 1t was
added to the Gibson collection
Michael Skones celebrated his
one-hundred first birthday at the
home of his daughter Mrs. Hol-
jen.-R. w. Sears, founder of
Sears Roebuck, was visiting W..
H. Gold.-Charley Dripps PLAN
ned to run against L. P. Larson
for county auditor Lucille
Risch, who worked for Mr.. and
Mrs. w. c. Starr, died heroine
from burns received when she
put out a fire in the home and
saved the Starr children.
10 YEARS AGO
Leonard Stitz was killed and
Arthur Num- seriously injured in
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

When approaching an intersec-
ton make up your mind you are
going behind the other fellow in
stead of ahead.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29
BOUND TO COME


THE PUBLIC demand for civil service
in state government continues.
Knocked out by the legislature at this
session because of disagreement over meas
ures, and probable desire to hold on to
patronage as vote getter, it is only ques-
ton of time until sensible civil service law
must be adopted.
There is a steadily growing demand for
business-like methods in governmental adj
ministration, and the only way to get it is
to base appointive offices on merit and abil-
ity rather than on political faith.
The evils of the spoils system are too
well known to necessitate repetition here.
Likewise, the merits of real civil service are
generally admitted.
This being true, the time win come
when the former gives way to the latter.
And despite failure in the session just end
ed, the time is surely approaching when poll
ticians will have to not only recognize this
general public demand, but have to carry it
through as well-Marshall Messenger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1937-04-29

1t takes about 1900 nuts to hold
an automobile together, but it
only takes ONE to scatter it all
over the landscape.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1937-09-30

League convention at Culbertson ON
sunday.
Lorna Blackmora left Wednesday
for New York City.
CONGREGATIONAL ladies aid met on
Wednesday at the +. Richardson
home. The next meeting will be held
at the f. Flaze home on the regular
aid day.
Mrs. Dale Murray was hostess to
a number of friends Thursday after
noon
Lillian Boyd of Wolf Point spent
Sunday at the Homme home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ellington of Fair
view we're here over sunday.
The Weldon Richardson family
moved in town this week.
Mrs. Jesse Clark entertained at
bridge Tuesday afternoon.
Antelope lost TO Culbertson at
football Friday. The score was II
TO o.
The annual freshman initiation
party will be -iven this Thursday
evening.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1937-09-30
Dooley Girl
Married Here

Katherine NJ. Lerbeck, daughter
of Jack Lerbeck of Dooley, was mar
ried to Lynn j. Morse Of Poplar at
the Lutheran parsonage here Satur-
day, with Rev. Orval 4. Schmidt
reading the ceremony.
Attendants of the couple We're
Pauline Johnson and Rodney SIAM
baugh.
The former Miss Lerbeck is a
graduate of the Dooley high school.
Mr.. Morse attended the University
Of Washington for three years, spe-
cailizing in engineering.
The couple left Plentywood imme-
diately after their wedding for Saco
to make their home. Lynn is em-
ployed with the state highway de-
partment there.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1937-09-30
Legion Groups
Meet Monday

A joint meeting of the American
Legion and the Auxiliary was held
at the Legion hall here Monday eve
ming.
The two groups had seperate bus
mess meetings and then gathered al
the hall for a social evening. y late
lunch was served. Mrs. Avery Roser'
Mrs. Stanley Chute and Mrs. Rlch-
ard Frank acted as hostesses.
Among the guests were Mr.. ana
Mrs. Nathe and Mrs. Hazel Shaw.
Mr.. Nathe is district commander OF
the Legion and Mrs. Nathe is con-
nected with the membership depart
ment. Both the Nathes and Mrs
Shaw of Scobey addressed the group
on various phases of Legion prob
lens.
There were also several Canadian
guests at the meeting.
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1937-09-30
President Of National '
Federation Of Eua!ness a

As the new owner of q seventy
~two-year-old weekly magazine, The
Nation, Freda Kirchwey holds a
unique position in this country. She
has been compared, in her editorial
capacity, with Lady Rhondda who
is the owner and editor of a London
weekly, Time and Tide. Miss Kirch-
wey has served as editor OF e re-
Gently acquired publication for eigh-
teen years and she attributes any
success she has had to Oswald Gar
rison Willard, who inherited The Ma
ton from his father and, according
to Miss Kirchwey, never in any way
disseminated between her and the
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1937-09-30
Screen Lined Cooking School VIII
Shoe Closeup of Modern Home Ne1Vs

There is always something new
under the sun.
Entertaining proof Of that state
ment will be presented by The Her
aid. which is bringing to the Or
pheum theatre a motion picture that
pioneers in fresh, stimulating treat
ment OF of the oldest and most i'm
portant subject in the world-home-
making.
Long ago the cooking school grad
uated from a curiosity to a popular
necessity in many parts of the coun-
try. Now it has graduated again,
leaping this time into Hollywood
stardom.
For this is no routine lecture, no
methodical demonstration which the
Herald will give to the women OF
the community for three days with
out charge, starting Monday, Oct.
IS.
The Herald takes a genuine pride
in being among the first TO sponsor
THE Bride Wakes Up a f%ull-length
feature picture, directed and filmed
in Hollywood, with a competent cast
to interpret the appealing story.
Women young and old, and men
too, will appreciate the humanness
of this romantic screen story. in
which home problems have been APP
preached from an entirely new an
gle. Entertainment, profitable in
struction, humor and romance are
woven into a production which
abounds in ingenious camera stud
les and remarkable %close-ups. The
camera has modernized the cooking
school, magnifying its benefits, los.
ing none of its hospitable, friendly
charm.
In fact, there are close-ups of a
new chocolate layer cake and a le-
mon chiffon pie that are destined TO
send the hungry audience hustline
home to duplicate the culinary tri-
umphs. Free recipe sheets each day
will provide added incentive.
Never has the wizardry Of the
camera brought a subject more
closely and naturally to the watch
ers.
1t will be a real cooking class,
Plentywood herald. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1908-current, 1937-09-30
Lodge Winners
Names Announced

Many prizes were awarded to
members of the local junior AOUW
lodge in the practical project con-
test judged recently at Great Falls,
according to announcements made
to Mrs. H. Zimmerman, junior direc-
tor. Among the eleven lodges COM
peting, Plentywood lodge received
fourth place.
Individual prize winners were as
follows: Mona Moore, first prize on
card table cover and second on yarn
pillow; Mary Sue Moore, first on pot
holders; Joyce Thunem, first on
yarn pillow; Jean Olson, third on
yarn pillow; Laurel Ann Varud,