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The Washington times., 1937-01-23
Navy Orders
The week's Navy orders includes these
Lieutenant Commanders

The weeks Navy orders includes these;
Lieutenant Commanders
Paul F. Lee, det. Yard. Mare l. In
Feb; to Blu. EnEr.. Navy Dept.
Forrest NJ. o'Leary, det. subm. sqdn.
1. in May or June; to Blu. Nav. Navy
Dept.
LIeutenants
Joseph A. Gallaghan, det. Command
L. s. s. $50, in May or June: to
Sabm. Base, New London.
Justin H. Dickens, det U. s. $. Dray-
ton: continue trtmt., Norfolk Nav Hosp,
Portsmouth.
william A. New. dst. command o. s. s.
s-S4, in May or June; to Yard, WASH
ington, as o. in c.. deep sea diving sch.
Howard e. Orem, det. u. s. s. New
York, in May to Nav. Acad.
Robert H. Rice, det. U. S. s. S.34, In
May or June; to command U. s. 3.
$50.
Robert H. speck, det. Yard, Washing
ton, in May; to C. F. o., U. s. s. Mug
ford. on bd. as gun Off. when comm.
James H. Ward, det. U. s. s. Texas,
May 81; to staff CDR, base force as
camera offer.
Arthur A. cumbsrledge, det. o. s. 8.
Hale in March or April; to U. S. B.
Jefferson R. Dennis, dst. U. s. S. s-21
in May or June; to nav. oper. Navy Dept.
Ian C. Eddy, det U. s. s. S-35 in May
or June; to instr. Nav. Acad.
Thomas NJ. Fleck, det u. s. $. Arizona
in May; to C. F. O., u. s. s. Patterson
on bd. when comm.
Madison Hall, jr.. det. U. $. s. Okla
homa, in May or June; to U. 5. 5. Altalr.
Francis ]. johnson, jr., det. aide to
cdt, eth Nav. Dist; to duty Nav TrnS'
Sta, Great Lakes.
George A. Lewis, det. U. S. s. 81 in
May or June; to command U. S. S. s-S3.
Edwin E. Lord, Srd, det: Y. 8. 5.
Mckay, Baxter M, det. U. s. S. Mary
land, same; to U. s. S. Nitro
Gilbert H. Mitchell, det. U. S. S. North
ampton in March or April; to c. F. o.
U. s. S. Gridley, on bd. when comm.
Andrew P. Stewart, det U. s. 5. COLO
RADIO, in May or June; to U. s. 5. Utah'
Charles T. straub, det U. s. s. Lsxing"
ton, same; to u. S. s. Arctic.
Ralph N. Wilson, det. Z. s. 8. CHESTER
same; to U. s. 8. Wasmuth.
Ensigns
Robert v. r. Bassett, jr., det. U 3. 5.
Texas, in May or June; to U. S. 5. Perry
Clinton McKellar. jr., det. U. 5. s.
Texas in June; to U. S. S. Vincennes.
Joseph E. Rice, det. U. S. 5. Te1as'
same; to U. S. S. Vincennes
Robert N. Robertson, same; TO u D
s. Memphis.
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
LOCAL CHURCH
T0HEAR GUEST

DR.. Ray Freeman Jenney. minis
ter Of the Park Central Presbyte-
rian Church of Syracuse, N. Y,
and president of the Syracuse
Council of Churches, will be guest
speaker tomorrow at the New York
Avenue Presbyterian Church.
''The Master Builder" will be DR..
Jenney's subject for; the morning
service and at the 8 o'clock service
he will talk on "Your Stand"
The Young People of the Chris
tian Endeavor Society will meet for
tea at 8 p. m. in the Parish Hall.
Following the tea, worship service
will be observed in the lecture
room, when the topic will be
Stories of Hymns We Love. ~"
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
DAILY TIMES
TABLE
TODAY

P.M.-Fashion Show, Carlton
Hotel.
7PM.-Banquet, E Education n
Association Of the District Of Co.
lumbia, Mayflower Hotel.
P.M.-Dinner. Third General
Assembly, Mayflower Hotel.
7 P.M.-Representative Henry
Teigan, of Minnesota, will address
the washington Open Forum at
1876 B st. S. E.
7:30 PM.-Dinner, Provident
Life Insurance Company, Raleigh
Hotel.
7:30 P.M.-Meet ang and dance,
Washington genealogical Soci-
ETY. Carlton HnSsl.
8 P.M.-T:,;4aer, Delta Phi
Epsilon Fraternity, Mayflower
Hotel.
8 P.M.-Meeting and Refresh
ments, Rainbow Division Vet
Grams, Willard Hotel.
$50 P.M.-DanCe. North Caro-
lima St tie Society, Shoreham
Hotel.
$3.50 PM.-50O and Bridge Card
Party, Benefit Naomi Rebekah
Lodge No. IL. o. o. F.. .Dona-
tions SOC. Sponsored by Mrs. M.
Sanford Warden of Naomi.
9 P.M.-Dance, U. S. Forest
Service, Willard Hotel.
8 P.M.-Dance, A. F. G. E.,
Lodge No. 81, Wardman Park
Hotel.
9 P.M.-Dance and Cards, Ohio
Girls, Raleigh Hotel.
$3.50 P.M.-Theater, Washing
ton Civic Theater, Wardman
Park Hotel
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
Truth TO Be Subject
OF Lesson-S Sermon

Truth" is the subject Of the
lesson-sermon in all Churches OF
Christ, Scientist tomorrow. The
golden text is from Psalms 100:5.
The lesson-sermon also includes
the following passage from the
Christian Science textbook,
Science and Health with Key to
the Scriptures" by Mary Baker
Eddy: Spirit imparts the under
standing which uplifts conscious
ness and leads into all truth"
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
BLACKWELDER
IN Y.;;WICKEY
TO PREACH

At the Lutheran Church Of
the Reformation tomorrow at II
a. M, DR.. Gould Wickey, executive
secretary of the Board of Educa-
ton Of the United Lutheran
Church and Of the Council of
Church Boards Of Education, re.
presenting practically all Protest.
ant denominations in America,
will preach.
His theme will be "The Univer.
sal Race" At GAS p. m. the senior
and intermediate Luther Leagues
will meet. Joseph Peaslee will
speak in the intermediate league
on "Kagawa," and Sister Louise
will speak in the senior league on
How Christ Helps a Young Per.
son to Choose His Life Work"
The organ and violin prelude at
7:45 p. m. will include Aria" from
Orchestral Suite D and a violin
solo, "Loure," both compositions
by ]. S. Bach.
At the 8 p. m. service, DR..
Wickey will speak on Bach or
Bacchus," continuing the series on
Music and Religion" DR.. Oscar
F. Blackwelder is in New York to
conduct National VeSpers" over
the National Broadeasting Com.
pany, substituting for DR.. Harry
Emerson Fosdick.
The Ladies Aid will give a "Cal-
endar Luncheon" Wednesday at
1890 p. m. Annual business meet
ing of the church will be held
Thursday at 8 u, m,
The Washington times., 1937-01-23

The short person with the placid
temperament can get to be roly-
poly on the same number of Gallo
rieS that give you an underweight
problem.
Your temperament, build and
more intense internal processes
turn so many calories into energy
that there is never any reserve for
either curves or nerves. What you
must do is take more than enough
calories to keep you going-and
then go less.
Don't get around so fast. Fast
movements take more calorieS
than slow ones (witneSs the pokey
overweight who has saved on
calories by taking her time) and
you can further conserve energy
by planning rest periods. When
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
Crusader S Lecture
Is on Inauguration

A special prophetic lecture will
be given every Sunday afternoon
at 3 o'clock by Dale Crowley, back
to-the-Bible crusader, at 81 East
Capitol. His topic for tomorrow
afternoon will be, Have We Wit
messed the Inauguration Of Amer.
ica's Last Democratic President9"
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
Mail Ship Sai|inqs

The following shows the
names of ships, the lines Operat-
ing them, their times of sailing
from New York, and when their
regular and supplementary
mails close. The time shown is
Eastern standard time. Dates
after names of ports indicate
scheduled date of arrival. (") In.
dicateS mails must be specific
ally addressed by this steamer.
~ Indicates supplementary
mails will be accepted on pier
up to 10 minutes before sailing
time.
TOMORROW
Transatlantic
NJ r ICAN TRADER (America r
Merchant). London February 3 Pier 5S
N. r. (West 18th St)-Mails close
p. m. sails midnight-Prints mails fol
Belgium, Canary Islands, G Gibraltar
Great Britain Liberia Iuxemburg
Netherlands. Northern Ireland, Portuga
and Sierra Leone; parcel post for Great
Britain, Northern ireland.
No other sailings scheduled for to
morrow.
MONDAY
Transatlantic
EXPRESS (Americsn ExporD Valetta
February II. Piraeus II. Salonka Is
Istanbul 1s and Constanza 20, Pier F
Jersey city.-Mails close noon.-Prints
mails for Greece and Malta: parcel post
for Bulgaria, Greece, Rumania and Tur'
key.
SILvERAsH (Kerr), Cspetown Feb
ruary IS, Lourenco MARQUES 26 and Beira
March /; 57th St, Brooklyn.-Mails close
8 p. m.-Letter mails Tor South Africa
parcel post for Bechuanaland Protecto.
rate, Northern Rhodesia. Portuguese East
Africa, Southern Rhodesia, Southwest
Africa and Union Of South Africa.
West Indies and Latin America
SANTA RITA (Grace). Cristobal. Feb
rusry /, CaIlao 6, MolIendo, africa s
10, Chanarai II, Coquimhc
IL and Valparaiso 13; Pier 81. n. r,
CWest 18th St.).-4MaiIs close p. m
(supp. mails to 3 p. M sails p. M
Letter and prints mails for Canal Zone
Bolivia, Chile, Peru CArequipa. Callao,
Lima, Mollendo and Tacna only and
Panama; parcel post for Bolivia. Canal
Zone. Chile, Peru (Arequipa and Lima
only) and Panama.
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
Treasury Lists Rules
On EMPLOYEES Tax

The Treasury ruled yesterday
that amounts voluntarily paid as
employees tax by an employer with
out collecting such amounts from
the employees, are not wages sub
ject to the taxes under the old age
pension provision Of the security
act
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
Homecoming Tea

The Senior B. Y. P. U. Of
Bethany Baptist Church will hold
a Home Coming Tea at 6 p. m. to-
morrow night. The tea is for all
members who have been away for
a number Of years. At 6:45 the
Fellowship Commission under the
direction of Durwood HudginS will
present the program Gods Vic
torious Spirit" Everybody is in
Vited
The Washington times., 1937-01-23

you cut down a bit on your energy
output it is easier to build up q
surplus toward normal weight.
In spite Of your temperament
and tendencies, you can gain
weight through the simple process
of taking more calories than you
burn in activity. AS the over
weights can tell you, the scales
climb on calorieS.
A careful check of your menu
will show that you are getting
only enough food for your needs,
but you must begin the increase
gradually or digestion will be up
set. You might begin. by taking
a little more cream in your cof-
fee, then take an extra pat Of
butter per meal. BY the addition
of more butter and cream you can
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
live Life Is Taken
For Pastor S Topic

"Live Life" will be the subject
of the address at the Church Of
Two Worlds by the Rev. H. Gordon
Burroughs at the, Hotel Cont
mental tomorrow night at 8 o'clock.
Bruce Stearnes, tenor, will be the
SoloiSt.
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
BY CARL L. DENIES

Dy OAnA L. bEM1ES
A rising young trombone player
started strike a number of years
ago in a music conservatory from
which he was forced to resign.
The young trombone player later
turned out to be none other than
the noted pianist, Ignace Pade
rewski. This is but one Of many
Illuminating incidents that are
being published for the first time
in his autobiography, running
serially in the Saturday Evening
Post.
The third Candlelight concert
of the season will be presented
Monday evening at o'clock by
the Pro Musica Quartet at the
Phillips Memorial Gallery. The
program will include Quartet in F
Minor" (Haydn); Quartet for
Strings" (Weiner); Quartet in D
for Flute and Three Strings
(Mozart).
Harold Bennett, first flutist of
the National Symphony Orchestra,
will assist the Pro Musica Quartet,
composed Of Bernard Robbins and
Jeno Sevely, violinS; Hendrix
Essers. viola, and Sidney Hamer,
violoncello.
Viscount Hidemaro Konoye, dis
tinguiShed Japanese composer con-
ductor, who will direct the first
half of the Philadelphia Symphony
Orchestra concert in ConStitu.
tion Hall Tuesday evening, Feb,
ruary 2, has announced a change
Of program from that originally
scheduled.
In place Of the "Ffdelio Over
ture," which was to have been the
opening number. Viscount Konoye
will substitute the "Leonore No. l
Overture" which is one Of the
four overtures written by Beetho-
ven for his opera "Fidelio."
Viscount Konoye will also con-
duct Beethoven'S symphony No.
@" Eugene Ormondy, conducting
the second half of the concert, will
direct the orchestral accompani'
ment for the soloiSt, Gregor Piati
gorsky, violoncellist, who will play
the Haydn Concerto in D Major
for Violoncello and Orchestra.
The closing number on the pro
gram will be Maurice Ravel's
! "Danhnis and Chloe" from his
Second Suite.
Henry Gregor will give a course
of 12 lecture recitals, sponsored
by the Junior League of Washing
ton, on Beethoven. The first re-
cital will be given Tuesday after.
noon at 3 o'clock at the Phillips
Memorial Gallery, and the remain.
ing recitals will be given each Tues
day afternoon at the same place
and time for the following II
weeks.
DR.. Nikolai Sokoloff, national di.
rector Of the Federal Music Prof
ect, will inaugurate a series OF
| udllS CO1lCCA 10 Ill VIC "EA 1 4IlC'
ater of Music, New York city, when
he will conduct the 100-piece Fed.
eral Symphony Orchestra Sunday
night.
The new Theater of Music will
occupy the building formerly
known as the Gallo Theater, 254
West Fifty-fourth St., where there
will be seven performances a week,
including grand and chamber
opera, symphony concerts and
chamber and choral performances,
Admission prices will range from
25 to SIS cents. The programs OF
the Composers Forum Laboratory
will be given in the theater on
Wednesday nights and will be free
to the public.
The theme shown above will be
heard in the concert of the United
States Navy Symphony Orchestra
Tuesday night at 8 o'clock at the
Navy Yard Sail Loft. The themes
are from the adagio movement
the only part Of the symphony thai
The Washington times., 1937-01-23

might be considered sad. The first
theme IS introduced by the cellos
and somewhat resembles a bass
figure used so frequently by
Wagner. The second theme is IN
troduced by the strings and elab-
Grated upon by the woodwinds
with a counter melody by the
celloS and BASES.
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
The World of Music

Themes From Second Movement Symphony No. D. by Brom;
suggestion prescribing the daily music theme
Many teachers of appreciation aduise their pupils to clip and
filing composers at the top
and file them in alphabetical orderJ
The Washington times., 1937-01-23
'9@'1%zs $%~1%1 r.
Underweights Must Take
More Galleries
More Galleries
Rv IDA JEAN KAHN

you are of those gearedtogo persons who runs up
escaator prefers walking riding and standing to sitting
then you probably tall and thin and getting thinner
The Washington times., 1937-01-23

JOHN J. PERRY
Residents of the Southwest sec
ton ever since they came to
Washington, Mr.. and Mrs. Perry
reside at 936 C St., where they
recently celebrated their golden
wedding anniversary.
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
A RUSSIAN ALIBI?

A great many people in the United States wonder
ing what is the real Of the executions of
officials high and low in Russia That the situation is
serious than the dispatches indicate is evident from
the fact that news coming out Of Russia is heavily
sored The official for the summary action is that
spes and raitors working in the interest of Germany
Japan other capitalist country being weed
ed out But nobody here believes that this is the real
for the executions There may be treason
but there must be to it than that Whether there
is has been widespread counter revolutionary plot
in Russia remains to be
One significant charge is that so-called "toos of
capitasm have penetrated every line of Russian pro-
duction and seeking to slow up agriculture and
facure in all branches and that in many instances they
have been successful.
While these boshevik charges will not account for
alleged treason the part Of high army officials, they
sound suspciousy like official government aib The
greatly heraded fveyear plans Of the reds have been
failure Production has not kept up with estimates
Travellers who go Russia back with tales of the
pathetic lack Of mechanical and industrial leadership
the part Of the bolsheviks and the unsatisfactory
Suits
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09

| Mr.. and Mrs. Dave Murray, Mrs
Dave Hunter and daughter Bett!
Mae, Valado Jovanovieh, Joe Nag
lick, Nick Sankovich, Mr.. William
Beeney and son Jack, all of Bear
creek.
Mr.. and Mrs. Verne Price and
son Roger, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul
Hickox and Mr.. Hickox's mother
Mrs. Hickox, Sr., Don Denton,
Bobby Lou Dick, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Daugherty and daughter
Helen, Oliver Nyback, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ralph Lumley, Mrs. John C.
Simpson, Mrs. Margaret Whalen,
Mrs. Jennie Mcintosh, Mrs. Mar
garet Enrico, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Sim, Jack Price, Audrey Price and
Tharen Price, all of Red Lodge.
Rev. and Mrs. A. w. Seebart of
Billings, Mr.. and Mrs. Whitehead
of Butte, Mr.. and Mrs. Tommy
Lee of Roundup, Mrs. Barbara
Lee of Sheridan, Wyo., Mr.. and
Mrs. Ora Watson of Sheridan,
Wyo., Bill Denton of Powell,
Wyo., Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur King
and daughters Peggy and Betty
and SON Jack of Gebo, Wyo., Mrs.
Janette Ross and daughters Ernes-
tine and Betsy of Fromberg, Miss
Min Walker of Fromberg, Wayne
Marcus of Bridger, Chet Scott Of
Columbus and Jack Ross of
Helena.
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
PRICE BEENEY
CONTINUED from Page y

Mr.. Price is also a graduate oil
Bearcreek High school. He at
tended Montana State college al
Bozeman for year, and for the
past several months has been en-
ployed with the Anaconda Copper
Mining company at Anaconda.
The young couple took a we'd
ding trip through Yellowstone Ma
tional Park on their way to Ana
conda where they will make their
home.
Guests at reception at the Mr..
and Mrs. Elmer Price home follow
ing the wedding include Mr.. John
Mickeljohn and daughter Mar
garet, Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn Lodge,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Martin and
daughters Minnie and Barbara,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mcdonald, Mr..
and Mrs. Andy Laird and daugh-
ter Rose Marie and son Andy Jack,
and Mr.. and Mrs. James Laird,
Sr., all of Washoe.
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
Program for Week at
the Roman Theatre

Fri. Sat-, July 9-1O. RAINBOW
MITE SATURDAY! Olivia De-
Havilland, Ian Hunter, Anita
Louise, Roland Young in "CALL
1T A DAY" When lovers, tiring
of their lot, put poor Dan Cupid
on the Spot, that's News! The
picture that makes the World a
better place to love in! Added:
Comedy, Cartoon, News! Pal Mite
Friday!
Sun. Mon. Tues, July 11-12-13.
BETTE DAVIS in "MARKED
WOMAN" You've read about those
notorious "Clip-Joints"! You've
heard how men are robbed by their
hostesses! You've passed such
places many times without know
ing 1t! Now you can see side
of Life you've never known!
Added: Color Cartoon, News!
Wed. Thurs, July 14-15. RAIN
BOW NIT E WEDN SDAY!
Double Features: No. 1. Karen
Morley, Warren William, Lewis
Stone in "OUTCAST" The lash
for her, the Moose for him! No. 2.
TEX RITTER in "HEADIN' FOR
THE RIO GRANDE" A Stampede
of thrills, action, Romance! PAL
MITE THURSDAY!
Coming! Sun. Mon. Tues, July
18-19-2O. DICK POWELL, DORIS
WESTON, LEE DIXON in "THE
SINGING MARINE" A Fighting
Marine with. his Pals! A Singing
He-Man with the gals! From the
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
DARK Theatre
/ ROGRAM .

Fri. Sat, July 9-1O. DOUBLE
FEATURES: No. /. Madge
Evans - Lewis, Stone in "THE
18th CHAIR" It's M-G-M's latest
thriller! No. 2. "THE WILD
CATER" with Scott Cotton
Jean Rogers
Sun. Mon. Tues, July 11-12-13.
The gayest, coolest comedy you
ever saw topping "Theodora
Goes Wild" MIRIAM HOPKINS
JOEL McCREA in "WOMAN
CHASES MAN, From their first
free-for-all fight in the parlor to
their last argument in tree-top
love nest, it's the dizziest, de-
nuttiest comedy that ever blew
out of Hollywood.
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09

cupied by the Crow and any en-
croachment upon their hunting
grounds by other tribes would be
forcibly resisted as evidenced by
the cuts upon the skulls. These
battles took place in a wild, rugged
and picturesque country"
DR.. Phillips said that the 'fprior
to 1875" refers to the intertribal
warfare between $4,000.
A daughter of Coroner Graft,
Audrey Graft, who was graduated
from the university this spring re-
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Estate of Julius c. Schmidt, Deceased.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, by
the undersigned Administrator with
the Will Annexed, of the Estate Of
Julius c. Schmidt, Deceased. to ex-
ers, within four months after the
first publication of this notice to said
Administrator at the office of John
G. Skinner, in RED Lodge, Carbon
County, Montana, the same being the
place for the transaction of the busi-
ness of said estate of Julius C. Schmidt
in the County of Carbon.
J. v. Heare,
Administrator with the Will
Annexed of the estate of
Julius c. Schmidt, Deceased.
1st Pub. July 2, 1879
(4th Pub. July %, 1879
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09

= Navy Recruiting Stations for the
Inter-mountain region are located
at Salt AXE City, Utah; Ogden.
Utah, Boise, Idaho; Pocatello,
Idaho; Idaho Falls, Idaho; Butte,
Montana; Billings, Montana;
Great Falls, Montana; Helena,
Montana; Missoula, Montana; and
Sheridan, Wyoming. The officers
are in the Postoffice Buildings.
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09

Gently gave the university a paint
ing called Baptism River" show
ing a scene painted in the country
80 miles north Of Duluth, MINI.
An uncle Of Miss Graft, ]. =.
Sletten, whose work the painting
is, sold a duplicate for $3.50. Both
the painting and the skulls will
go into the museum with informa-
tion concerning the donors.
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
Legal Notice
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
ESTATE OF Peter Pistocco, also
known as "Pietro Pistoccop"
HoHaaSaH


NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN by
the undersigned, Administrative with
the Will annexed of the estate OF
Peter Pistocco, also known as pie
tro Pistocco," Deceased, to the credi-
tors of. and all persons having claims
against the said deceased, to exhibit
them, with the necessary vouchers,
within four months after the first
publication of this notice, to the said
Administrators with the Will annexed
at the offices of H. A. Simmons and
Hubert A. Simmons, ,Jr., Lawyers,
United States National Bank Build
ing, No. / North Broadway, Red
Lodge, Montana, the same being the
place for the transaction of the buSi-
ness of said estate in the County Of
Carbon, Montana.
Dated June 21, 1887.
Antonia PiStocco,
Administrators with the Will an
neXed of the Estate of Peter Pts
tocco, also known as ''Pietro
Pistocco," Deceased.
(1st. Pub. June 25th, 1879
(4th Pub. July 10Th, 19S7.)
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09

Timber physicians as those of In
dians, bore deep cuts believed to
have been made by tomahawks in
some tribal battle prior to 1875.
It is believed that the skeletons
are those of either Grow or Black
feet warriors for a large area
around Big Timber was once oc-
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09
WALLUM'S
SOLEMN
COLUMN
BY EVERETT WALLuM

i II
Well, the rodeo is over, and now
we can settle down to conventions
and watching the tourists.
Still-we aren't so sure whether
the rodeo is over or not. There
were couple of gentlemen shout
ing "Yippee!" on the streets last
night. Maybe somebody ought to
tell them. Or maybe they know
the show is over and they're just
celebrating next years rodeo.
Now we can take off our cow
boy regalia. Oh well, we haven't
got a horse anyhow.
With all those Indians in town,
the city had something to Grow
about.
TT WAS FULLY DEMONS
TRATED THAT ONE MUST
HAVE A LOTTA PULL TO
MILK A WILD COW.
In fact, we'd need a special act
of congress to milk a tame one.
One fellow on the street got
quite shock when he saw the
parade. Until then he thought
a stage coach was a play director.
ONE FELLOW TRIED TO
COMPLIMENT A FRIEND ON
THE STREET BY TELLING HIM
HIS WIFE WAS TOO CUTE FOR
WORDS. THE FRIEND RE-
TORTED RATHER ACIDLY
THAT HIS WIFE MAY BE CUTE
BUT SHE NEVER HAS ANY
TROUBLE FINDING WORDS.
Western greetings were in order.
One fellow slapped friend on the
back so hard that he swallowed
two plugs of the finest tobacco in
these here parts.
Even the children had money to
spend for the Fourth. In fact, a
good dime was had by all.
WE HAD A LOT OF DISTIN-
GUISHED GUESTS AND NOT
A FEW THAT SEEMED EXTIN-
GUISHED.
We kind of like the idea of the
Indian names, and we are toying
with the plan to change our name
to Sleep On Typewriter.
Then there are some beer parlOr
who could change their
name to Give Plenty Foam.
We wonder if word of the In
dams war dance has yet reached
the senate munitions committee.
YUP, THERE SURE WE'RE A
LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE
STREETS ON THE FOURTH.
THERE WE'RE TIMES WHEN
IT SEEMED ALMOST AS
CROWDED AS THE POST
OFFICE.
There was one woman on the
streets that couldn't find her hus-
'and. Then there was another wO-
nan that said, darn it, she could
ind hers.
One fellow that came here for
he rodeo said he always thought
relay race was an egg-produc-
ion contest among the chickens.
TTn TTTTHF DIEDTnn
Carbon County news., 1937-07-09

Halls of Montezuma to the Shores
of Tripoli, Comes the SWEETEST
Entertainment you can ever hope
to see!