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The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
CONSTRUCTION TIMERS
 FOR SCHOOL ARE HERE

The Evelyn Berg docked here this morning, bringing 51 tons of ma terials, mostly heavy timbers, for the new Douglas school.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
BRUNSWICK BEAT
 COLUMBIA L. co. IN GOOD GAME:
Three Defenders Bowl Over 500 - Hahn Makes
 Record with $50

The Brunswick five met their enemy on their own alleys last night and routed the Columbia Lumber Company by score of 2427 to 2333. C.. Galao and G. Baroumes bowled over 500 and their teammates helped them out with good high assists.
 J. Hahn of the Lumber five rolled the high score of the night in the Commercial League tourney when he knocked out $50 Although his associates did good work against the pins it was not sufficient to beat the alley defenders.
 Tonight the Arctics play the Unit ed Food
 Last nights scores follow:
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
MRS. R. M. STOFT IS
 IGNORED AT PARTY

In honor of Mrs. R. M. Stoft, sis- ter of Mrs. J. P. Williams, a party was given last evening by Mrs Alice Coughlin and Mrs. Larry McKech nie, at the home of the latter.
 Three tables of bridge were in play during the evening, following which refreshments were served.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
X-RAY COMP ANY MAN
 ARRIVES IN JUNEAU

H. H. Howell of the Standard X- Ray Sales Company of Seattle ar- rived in Juneau on the Northland to do bit of repair work on the X-ray machine at the Juneau Medi- cal and Surgical Clinic.
 MT Howell is the second represen- tative of the Standard X-Ray Sales Company to be in Juneau this sum- mer H. K. Rowland spent several days here few months ago. MT. Ho- well plans to return to Seattle on the Northland Thursday.
 Try The Empire cIasslfieds for results.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
COMEDY, DRAMA
 ARE COM BIN ED,
 CAPITOL PICTURE
Sequel to Thin Man Writ ten by Dashiell Hammett
 With Fine Characters

The mixture of comedy and drama which w. s. Van Dyke unfailingly injects into a mystery picture is evident again in his latest effort, After the Thin Man the Metro Goldwyn- Mayer film, which opened Sunday at the Capitol Theatre with William Powell and Myrna Loy in the starring roles.
 Sequel to that memorable master piece of cinema mystery, The Thin Man this was written by the same author, Dashiell Hammett, and sur rounds the inimitable stars with a sparkling cast of favoritees, includ- ing James Stewart, Elissa Landi, Joseph Calleia, Jessie Ralph and Asia, the remarkable wire-haired terrier of The Thin Man"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
AT THE HOTELS
C.inc.u

( 1.iaccu
 George J. Lee, Juneau; J. s. Gull bertson, Kodiak; Elm. Tillman. Hoo- nah; Melvin Rose, Louis Stone. Barney Gray, Petersburg; H A. Gerstman, Seattle; II. c. Carter. Seattle; Mrs M F. Halvorson: w. H. Carswell, Ketchikan; Jerie Day, Juneau.
 Juneau
 Ethel Smith, s. Silverstein and wife. Juneau; MT. and Mrs. Syvert Roland, Jack Wade. Alaska; Stan ley zuern, Portland; George Dale. Juneau; Barbara Demidoff, Ko- diak; H. Boyle, H. H. Howell Seat tie; H. c. Nunan, William H. Cas- well, Ketchikan; Chet Johnson. Empire classifieds pay.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21

having secuted that team But it is not working out the way I planned. We secuted Iowa, but, under new coach, those reports now become useless; so here we are again, through no fault of our own, com ing up to an intersection battle, with no data on our opponent. Tough luck, I'd say"
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21

of Juneau, Skagway, Haines and the soldiers.
 The Juneau Rifle and Pistol Club, fostering the rifle sport, has virtu- ally completed arrangements for installing an indoor range at the Southeast Alaska Fair building and this would mean accommodation not only for local shooters but for competitive matches with uteoide teams.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21
J. E.. ROLFE WILL
 MAKE HOME, JUNEAU

J. E. Rolfe of Sacramento, Cali fornia, arrived on the Northland to make his future home in Juneau. He is the father of Mrs. John Nat terstad of Aux Bay and of Walter Rolfe, operator at KINY.
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21

ance of scouting data.
 It was not planned that way, for Phelan sent Abe Shper back to Iowa City last fall to scout the Hawkeyes and Shper brought back luminous and lengthy reports on the Iowa team. The set-up looked fine.
 But when Ossie Solem resigned as Iowa coach after the '36 campaign and Irl Tubbs stepped into the Hawkeye coaching job, all Shper's labors went for virtually naught. Tubbs brought a new system of coaching to Iowa. New formations, new strategy replaced the things that Shper learned about and dia- grammed for Phelan.
 The Husky coach figures it would be waste of tirie, even dangerous to follow closely Shper's scouting report on Iowa, for the Hawkeyes cannot be expected to do their foot ball chores under Tubbs as they did under Solem.
 Tt is just a tough break. but Shper's trip to Iowa City to watch Iowa in action and his work there is now no more than waste motion, :" said Phelan. We will just have to take the Iowa team at face value of a Big Ten Conference team and plan to meet whaever offense Tubbs For we cannot drill for it ahead of time.
 T said after we played Minnesota last fall without having secuted Bernie Bierman's team that never again would the Huskies face an rival without first
The Daily Alaska empire., 1937-09-21

Team average .......................,23 23
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-10
Prakticky duchar.

Pred nedavnem zalozilo ne
kolik obcan1 v nevelke obci u
Hradce Kral. okultn1 sspolek,
ktery nazvali Sdruzenf duchar
skeho veden1 Jir1. Krajskym
t~ajemn1kem tohoto spolku byl
j. Jirasek z Malsovic, ktery "a
kratk6ho zivota spolku prove
dl ma jeho 1cet n6kolik vetsfch
podvodG. Nespokojil Sc jen s
podvaden1m m1stn1ch obchod-
Mkt, u kterych vylakal knihy,
psacf stroje i nabytek, zajfzdel
take i do okolnfch NEST a pro-
cestoval cele severovychodnf
Cechy a podvedl obchodn1ky O
pet tis1c Kc. Ma vedouc1ho du-
chafskeho sdruzen1 bylo upo-
zorneno cetnictvo, ktere no
zatklo. Pr domovn1 prohl1dce
u jeho matky naslo mnoho
zastavnich listkG ma RUNE W.
lakane veci, ktere 81 tam ulo-
I'll.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-10
zivot napsal a zrez1roval ro-
man unesene studentky.

Pred peti Lefty studovala ma
obchodni akademii dcera "a
mozneho obchodn1ka z orav-
skeho mestecka. Jednoho dine
d1vka zmizela a vsechno pa
tran1 pc nj zGstalo bezvysled-
nym. Zmizela skutecne beze
stopy a nevylucovala Sc ten
KRAFT moznost, re Sc stala obetl
zlocinu. Ma jejf pr1pad Sc Jiz
davno zapomn6lo, az nyn1 do
slo k pTekvapuj1c1mu rozfese-
nj. V ziline byl v tamnim ba-
ru stryc zmizeleho tenkrat
devcete a pri tom vzbudila Je-
no pozornost DANA, V nlz K
svemu pTekvapenf poznal ztra
cenou meter. Tato Sc Size sna-
lila no pTesvedcit, re Sc myli,
ale nenechal Sc oklamat. Uka-
zalo Sc, re dfvka Sc pred svym
zmizenim zamilovala do brati-
slavskeho herce, jenz il unesl
a wal S sebou ma okruznl cestu
Balkanem a Egyptem. Mela s
MIN dfte, jez dala ma vychova-
nj do Svycarskeho ustavu. Poz-
deli il pax milenec opustil, a
tn sc venovala artisticke dra-
re. Dostala sc az do ziliny,
kde Sc jejf pout zat1m konci.
Vratila Sc k matce, nebot JeJl
otec mezitfm nasledkem zalu
mad ieji Ztratou zemTel.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-10
Posluchac techniky 81 zoufaI.

V Padenic1ch sc zastTelil "
byte ranou do srdce pc pTfcho-
du z nedelni tanecnf zabavy
posluchac prazske techniky
Frant. Viktora. Byl okamzite
mrtev. PT1cina dobrovolneho
odchodu 21leteho nadejneho
mladfka nen1 znama.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-10

eli. NaSe ministerstvo sc to
patrne vypGjcilo z Berl1na.
Mus1te 81 to prostudovati! Ia
tim mGzete pracovati zde V me
kancelaTi! Az to pGjde ozna-
mime do Zadru, re je 1stav v
chodu."
"To nejde, pane kapitane!"
usmal sc Semovsky. INA tech
instrukcfch bych tn mohl sede-
tt mesic."
"Tak COZ"
"Myslfm, abych zacal pra-
covati, a co nebudu vedeti Wy
hledam 81 prfpad cd pr1padu V
techto instrukc1ch.- Vzdyt je
toho pima bedna."
COBRA! Souhlas1m. Trefil
.jste hfebfk ma hlavu. Rance
lar mate v pT1zemf budovy
zdejsi vojenske zasobarny,
ktera vcerejsfm pTesla celia
pod mole velen1. Nabytek tam
dodala obec uz predevcfrem.
M1zete sc tam hned nasteho-
vati. Pro ubytovanf transpor-
tn vojenskych pridelila nam O.
bee ctyri prazdne domy. Mate
S sebou nekoho?"
"Jednu ordonanci."
"To je malo. Mus1me zada-
tt jest6 O pisarske silly. A &C.
no Dude jeste %zapotfebf, pow
tie mil"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-10

dodala obec w pfedevcfrem.
MGzete sc tam hned nasteho-
vati. Pro ubytovan1 transpor-
tn vojenskych pridelila nam O.
bee ctyri prazdne domy. Mate
S sebou nekoho?"
"Jednu ordonanci."
"To je malo. Musfme zada-
ii jest6 o pisafske silly. A &C.
no Dude jeste %zapotfebf, pow
tie mil"
Kdyz Semovsky odchazel z
bytu kapitanova, bylo uz sko-
70 poledne. Special. Ved6l
uz vsechno, CO Sc Cd neho "a
da. Cekala no prace nemala,
ale nelekal Sc il. Lichotilo
mu, re mu byl sveTen Trad to-
lik zodpovedny, a tesilo no, re
81 hned prvn1m dnem z1skal du
very sveho noveho pTedstave-
neho. Pc obede prestehoval
Sc s Hrachem do sve kancelare
a Hrach sem pTinesl bednu S
instrukcemi. Zar1zen1 kance-
laTe i bytu pro Semovskeho a
Hracha bylo velmi pekne a
kdyz bylo vsecko ulozeno ma
patTicnem m1ste, Hrach Tekl:
"Vidte, pane sikovateli, tady
jste We svem?"
"Ano, jake We svem,' usmal
Sc Semovsky.
"Az jak Sc nam tn povede,"
vzdychl Hrach. Jt
"Nebojte Sc! Yam jiste do
bfe. Ovsem ma mne ceka pra-
&c dost."
"Coz je O praci! Jen jake tn
budeme mfti zivobyt1?"
"Dobre. Nestarejte Sc! Pc
nez budeme m1ti vice nez
dost." Semovsky 81 vzpomnel
ma plat kapitanGv. Hrach Sc
spokojene usmal.
Pc dvou dnech dostal Semov-
sky desatnlka p1saTe a jeste
.jednu ordonanci Cd Lineckeho
pluku, ktery lezel v Novem Err
cegu a operoval proti Krivosiji
a kapitan pTidelil mu re sveho
1Tadu stareho lodivodu Niche
la, ably mel Semovsky take clio
veka znaleho mistnich pome-
ri. Agenda paroplavebniho
etapnlho velitelstvi rozv1jela
Sc velmi rychle, jak pokraco-
valy operace armad v oBsne a
Herzegovina. Zasobovani de-
10 Sc dvoj1m smerem: pc sousi
pres Livno do Bosny a pc mort
ma Dubrovn1k do Hercegoviny.
W "a mesfc byl %Semovsky S to
uzavr1ti chorvatskym jazykem
smlouvy S dodavateli slamy,
sena a mouky a dovedl Sc do
mluviti S reditelem m1stn1 a.
gencie rakousko-uherskeho
Lloydu, ktery byl Ital.
Zapracoval take vsechny
sve podT1zene a kazdemu pri-
delil urcitou praci. Do mesfce
pfislo take jeho jmenovanf L.
cetnfm porucikem, jenze ne
mel ted Semovsky moznost O.
patriti 81 vsecky soucasti uni
formy a zGstal tedy nadale L.
cetn1m sikovatelem, ale S po-
rucickym platem tTicetipeti
zlatych meslcne. Volnych civil
nemel Semovsky mnoho, ale
pokud pred vecerem mohl Wy
j1ti do mesta, prohl1zel 81 zdej-
81 pamatnosti, zbytky Diocle-
cianova palace, biskupsky
chram sv. Dojmo, byvaly to po-
hansky chram AescupalGv,
starou benatskou tvrz Kirby, a
cinil 81 poznamky. "Nekdy mi
to Dude dobre."
Vecer psal, ale rukopis nj
kan nepos1lal. Co ted psal,
bylo docela jine, nez co psaval
donna. I'll jinem prostredf, a
to melo vliv ma jeho tvorbu.
Modre more, vysoke pohor1
Mosorske, bujna prfroda ko-
lem mesta i zdejs1 lid - vsec-
ko bylo jine nez donna. Celkem
citil Sc Semovsky stastnym a
ma minulost uz ami nemyslil.
z jeho podT1zenych ~nejstast
nejsim byl lodivod Michel.
lStarsi clovek bez n~arodnosti.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-10

"+Nsa1 +"+ $50 +"+N3a Ys* %sas%* @eG|s 3eyN~TSG
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
Visitors Enjoy
Stay Here

Mason Williams of Connecticut,
owner of the Sherwin- Williams
Paint Company, with his wife has
been an early-season guest at a
local Fishing Camp the last few
days.
They have been enjoying
angling daily, making many splen-
did catches, and are so much taken
up with the marine beauty of the
Keys, they intend to go to Miami
by motor boat at the termination
of their visit. They hope to be
here for the next ten days.
lie Louise Russell on Georgia
street.
All members are requested to
be in attendance.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
MISCELLANEOUS

Z
SALTONO-VITAE, good for gem
eral Disorders. On--saie- at,
ORIENTAL PRONUNCIATION
Duval street, z u GARDENERS
PHARMACY, Southland and Du.
val streets, GOMEZ HOME
STORE, Division and White
streets. MONMOUTH, H., "My
husband and / are enthusiastic
users of your Salt Fool" LA
PORTE, Ind, "My father was
in poor health and l can of
Salt made him WE'LL" GENOA,
Ohio, "Have used two cans of
Salt for female disorders. Am
well now" THE NU-LIFE
SALATORIUM, 1102 Division
street. nov15-6tX
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
Dinner Party
For Tonight

A dinner-party will be given by
the Key West Electric Company
Benefit Association tonight at
$50 at the Boca Chica Dance
Pavilion for members and their
families.
A rip-roaring round of enter
tainment has been planned with
the feature being impersonations
OF comic strip characters by men,
bers of the Association.
A delicious menu has been pre-
pared.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
AT The Stores
QUALITY FOOD STORE

Sizeable savings can be made
by taking advantage of the spe-
Gals offered in today's paper by
Quality Food Store, 400 Pine
street.
This store win receive on Fri
day a Shipment OF Thanks sizing
table supplies, including eitron,
orange and lemon peel, mixed
nuts. walnutss dates and pecans'
/ Quality Food Store received
shipments Of fresh fruits and
vegetables GfTqp Miami twice
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
Garden Club To
Hold Meeting

There viii be meeting of the
Garden Club and Tree Guild held
on Friday afternoon, beginning at
A o'clock, at the Public Library
rooms.
All members are requested to
be in attendance.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

James Jamerson, Charleston, w,
Va, who was in Havana for a
brief stay, lost his purse with Elk
press Company travellers checks,
left this morning for his home
with instructions to have the purse
forwarded if recovered and sent
to Key West.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

j. w. Clayton, who was in Key
West for a business visit with a
number of dealers who handle the
products of the packing company
he represents, left yesterday for
Tampa headquarters.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

Lieutenant VIM. Klaus, U. S. N,
officer in charge at the naval
station, who was on an official
visit to different communication
units of the Seventh Naval Dis
trict, accompanied by Mrs. Klaus,
returned over the highway last
evening.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
The Characters

Nina has married DaUid, trying
to escape her intense lore for her
stepfather.
Richard, the charming, t1ell-
tailored stepfatFer, tried to pre-
uent her marriage.
Honey, Nind's gay, plump,
youthful mother, is crazy about
Richard, her recently acquired
husband.
David, a bright young auto
salesman a0ho lUoTships Nina, has
eloped tCith her-at Nina'S sttg-
.geStion.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

Mrs. Grace S. McGehee, district
supervisor of WPA homemaking
projects, is a visitor in the city
and in company with Mrs. Minnie
Robinson, in charge of local ac-
tivit.es, is visiting the projects.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

Mrs. 7. S. Caro-, wife of the
Judge OF municipal court, left on
bus of the Florida Motor Lines
this morning for Miami and after
brief stay there will leave for
Tampa where she will visit rel
atives.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
LEAVES OVER HIGHWAY

Isadore Appelrouth was a pas
senger on the bus this morning
leaving for Miami on a combined
business and pleasure visit
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

Fred H. FarwelI, representing
the Reconstruction Finance Cor
poration, who was in the city for
business visit and looking over
business and property conditions,
left yesterday afternoon by plane
for Miami.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
FOR RENT

FOR .RENT-Upper apartment,
4-rooms, modern conveniences,
628 White street. Apply Gaiti's
Barber Shop, 100 Duval street.
nov16-tf
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
PERSONAL MENTION
Observation-Disclosures

Frank Vogue, who was visiting
briefly in Key West with relatives
and friends, left yesterday after
neon on the plane for Miami.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

Mrs. Delphone Valenzuela and
two children Joyce and Joan, left
yesterday afternoon on the Steam
ship Cuba for Tampa where they
will visit for while with rel
atives.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
Social Club To
Hold Meeting

There will be a meeting OF the
Everready Star Club held tomor-
row afternoon, beginning at $3.50
o'clock, at the home of Miss Nell
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17

Miss Dorothy Knowles left over
the highway this morning for a
visit with relatives and friends in
Miami.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
REAL ESTATE

TO SELL OR BUY REAL ES-
TATE or mortgage on Florida
Keys, address E. r. Lowe, P. o.
Box FL, Tavernier, Florida.
oct9-tf
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
BICYCLES

BICYCLES FOR RENT, by hour,
day, week or month. j. R.
Showers company. nov2-tf
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-11-17
CLASSIFIED
COLU M N
PERSONAL

MrNI OLD AT 40! GET PEP.
iWElV New Ostrex Tonic Tablets
contain raw oyster invigorators
and other stimulants. One dose
starts new pep. Value $1.00.
Special price Csc. Call, write
Gardeners Pharmacy.
wed-thur-fri-tf
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-28
Job Churchill's Shirt

CThe thing Tommy camp the multi plaid nday out by Job Churchill his adviser friend from Waes).
 Bought in Tonypandy tails
 has to crawl in through the back. Of polka vermllon, n contains million;
 of the rainbow does lack! stripes should Holy crpes
 Josephs well-knOwn coat beside h looks quite drab Naudew oyepreads hts
 You'd Job'd been by a cab,
 When they thinking should bt boiled
 BlOOmn Yankees take Job Churchill for ride
 Little do the laundry s
 Job washes H each at Whtsuntde! IT IS results and, before Wednesdays doubeheader between tn Giants iadvied However of the opinion that the spite because o Wills doeu prediction those contests they would be sunk When Terry turned four games winning in the urch If Terry thinks sxgame constitutes nsmountable obstacle with remaining then he isn't the great leader thought he
 THE FOX AND In they Hopeful Stakes the today Fighting Fox respectively those brothers Sir oaahad III Bulldog Princeton not mention Yae will probably object to the Idea of Tiger being sired Bulldog But the jock doesn't hold that should this afternoon in which neither Yale his smooth single objection to register
 ALWAYS FLY the entment for old Brooklyn dapperntmen When pitchers pitch no.ht Hall of Fame When Dodge pitcher Freddie Tipped spot baseball Brooklyn has m yesterday For the Reds hleSS Then the deugenot of base FreddeS bid for the Honor Roll faded pennant Freddie will pitch his complete no.hlte
 Copyright, 1037, King Features Syndicate)
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-28
TO
 DRAW $4Oo,o0o
Jacobs 0ptimistic--Farr FloOred in Bout With
 Spar.mate

New York, Aug. 90 - tUP) - Promoter Mike Jacobs predicted today that the gate for the heavy. weight title fight between champion Joe Louis and challenger Tommy Farr would reach S40o,o0o by Mon. day night.
 Jacobs made the prediction dc. spite c trip to the canvas taken by Farr in spar session at his Long Branch, N. J., camp yesterday. Tho Welshman, concluding c Ave round workout against Abe Feldman Of Brooklyn, slipped, was pushed, or was knocked down,
 Manager Ted Broadribb held that Farr tripped on the loosely stretch. cd canvas; Feldman said 1t Wag only 6 glaneing blow on the shoul. der. Far Jumped up with no count
 Louis resumed training without incident working for rounds against Pal Silvers and George Nicholson. He also punched the bag, skipped rope and went through some i'm. bering exercises.
 Both will box four or Ave rounds again today, rest tomorrow, then return to New York by noon Mon. day to De weighed and examined again,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-08-28

New York, Aug. 2s.-(UP) .-One of lifes true delights is to Do with one girl, on one bench, In c leafy park when the moon Is shining. But multiply that girl by 25,0o0 and move the result Into c baseball park where the sun Is shining, and boys you've really got one of life's true tribulations,
 know now where that expres. sion black Friday" comes from. Friday S always ladies day In a baseball park, and yesterday sat through one aS the Pirates played the Giants In the Polo grounds.
 It was my first ladies day. And it will be my last until the memory Of it fades away, which should make me safe until near the turn Of the century.
 Ladies day becomes a menace the moment you arrive at the park and try to get through the gates The ladies, bless their gentle, high heeled Soles, charge the turnStileS with the dangerous abandon of a pack Of petticoated partners. And the looks they give you as they rush peli-mell toward the entraneesl The one you get from woman Is mild compared to the one you get from c woman blocked on her way to the tax booth
 No woman at ladies day has ever sat down in 6 seat and stayed there during the entire game, She either sees a seat which she thinks Is bet. ter, or else she sees someone she knows and just must visit. The result, when 26,000 gals are doing the same thing, Is femindful Of q walkathon, or c continuous seventh inning stretch,
 For some reason unknown Co sei. ei 90 the sight Of baseball game works profound change on the vocal chords Of the more dangerous and gillier sex. No matter what quality voice Q woman ordinarily has the second she sits down if c baseball park she becomes 6 falsetto soprano with squeak attachments. There b no other sound In the world that duplicates that made by Woms on when confronted with tho na. tional pastine. The nearest approach Of it Is the cry given of by herons frightened in their sleep, and that Of lambs when the most observing member Of their party detects the waistcoat Of a wolfe beneath the Sheepskin coat.
 Ladies day patrons used this cry without let-up from the first pitch to the final out, They employ lt on friend and foe, foul pop and three. bagger alike. Nothing b too spae. tacular, nothing b too Bterotypod, to escape it. Occasionally it is de- iiverod from a sitting posture, but most of the time the women are on their feet. Naturally this works c hardship on the men spectators, Do. cause for oil their daintiness and sweetness, gals aren't transparent. So to sec whats going on the men have to stand too and this Is very wearing and tearing on arches ae. ctistomed to being put to use only when something out Of the ordinary takes place. .,.
 To e"9ape this, men who attend on ladies' day usually attempt to get there first, and take ell the front row seats. But c battlesscarred old Polo groundor, who loves the Giants so much he can't stand to miss ( day, told me that this was very difficult,
 There Just Isn't such thing as beating the women here" he sighed.