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The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-04-05

k PAUL.-Miss Nellie M. Paul, 49, a former resident of Waterbury, died yesterday morning at Miseracordia hospital, New York city after a brief illness. She was dcvout mem Der of the Third Order of Francis cans, and had many friends in this city. , !. The funeral will take place from the home of her brother George P. Paul. of 200 North Spring street, Union City, Wednesday morning at 8:3O o'clock to St. Mary's: church in Union City where g solemn high mass of requiem will be celebrated at 9o'ciock. Burial will take place at the family plot in Calvary ceme- tery. Friends may call at the home this evening.
 BLACKMAN ,--- Walter Marshall Blackman; F76, of 4 Grove. street; died Saturday afternoon at his home after a brief illness. He was born in Woodbury, the son of Isaac and Sarah, (MarshalD Blackman.
 Mir. Blackmar was employed by the Scovill Manufacturing Company,
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-04-05

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The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-04-05
OBITUARY

for 40 years ard retired only two years ago. He was a member of the Scoyi1 ForernenS Association.
 Survivors includeshis wife, Alice (Hayes) Blackman;s three dalsIh- ters, Mrs. Arthur, Ruggerio of this city, Mrs. William Haight, of Washington, D. C., and Mrs. Rob- ert Swain. of Meriden; sister, Mrs. Charles Logan, of Taunton, Mass; and g grandson. .s
 The funeral will be held to- morrow afternoon at o'clock at the Alderson Funeral Home, 70 Central avenue, with Rev. Matthew Mad den officiating. Frsendst may call at the funeral home this afternoon from to 5 and tonight from 2 to 9 o'clock.
 eBOLGER - George F. Bolger, of 76 Meriden road, died Saturday evening at his home after 8 brief illness. He was born in this city and had lived here all his life. n {.
 MT. Bolger is survived by his wife, Catherine; five sons, George at Washington, D. C., Earl, Russell and William of Waterbury; and Jo- seph of Danbury; a daughter, Mary of this city; 8 brother, Joseph, of this city; and sister,, Mrs. Mar garet Flaherty, also of Waterbury.
 The funeral will be held totnor- row morning from the Arthur J. Lunny Funeral Home, 25 Central avenue, at 8:30 o'clock, to Sts. Peter and Paul church at 9 o'clock. Burial will be in Calvary cemetery. Friends may, call at the funeral home this evening and tomorrow afternoon and evening.
 RODDEN-Mrs. Mary Ann (Mel- ley) Rodden, widow of Patrick J. Rodden, died late Saturday night at her home, $50 Humphrey street, New Haven, after a weeks illness.
 Mrs. Rodden is survived by six daughters, Mrs. Peter V. ,O'Neil, Mrs. John Nagle, Mrs. Irwin Ives, Mrs. Edward J. Fitzgerald and Miss Mary c. Rodden, all of this city, and Mrs. Wilfred 0. Palmer, of Ardmore, Pa: three sons, Philip A., John A., and Thomas J., all of New Haven: four granddaughters and three grand sons. @
 The funeral will be held Wednes- day morning from the home at 8:30 o'clock to St. Mary's church. New Haven, at 9 o'clock, where solemn high Mass will be celebrated. Burial will be in Mount St. aJmes' ceme- tery, Watertown.
 MAYER Robert Mayer, 54, of 1857. South Main street, died late Saturday night at St. Mary's hos pital after a brief illness.
 MT. Mayer was active in athletic circles for many years and was at one time member of one of the local amatuer baseball teams. He was a steward at the Waterbury Physical Culture club and worked at Smith 6 Griggs CO, many years ago. t <
 There are no immediate survivors.
 The funeral will be held tomorrow afternoon at the Arthur J. Lunny funeral home, 25 Central avenue, at 3 o'clock. Rev Roger. B. A. Ander- son will officiate Burial will be in new Pine Grove cemetery. Friends may call at the funeral home this afternoon and evening.
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16
Why Not Protect IT.?

A large Eastern real estate firm
recently pointed out that the immi-
nent danger of imitation threatens
prospective home building. Initiation
inevitably brings drastic price rises
in construction costs, both for labor
and materials. Even today the coun-
try is witnessing an almost irresis-
tible upward swing in the general
price trend. And the warning to
prospective home builders is equal
ly applicable to present home own
ers and all other property owners.
Difficulty and expense of replacing
destroyed property is becoming rap
idly greater.
In case of fire or other catastro-
phe, owners of existing property
might find themselves joining the
ranks of the worried prospective
builders faced with sky-rocketing
costs. Therefore, it is essential for
owners of both business property
and homes TO be constantly on the
alert. Best protection against loss
is full insurance coverage. During
depression many thoughtful owners
reduced their property insurance
coverage in the light OF falling val
ues. Today conditions are reversed.
Values are leaping skyward and 1t is
much more embarrassing to the
pocket-book to be caught under-in-
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16
OCEAN VIEW

The weather is hot; but it is time
for this kind Of temperature.
The Atlantic Ocean is not far away
Everyone who is able 10 go to the
shore, can do so.
Rev. and Mrs. d. ]. Moore, a form
er pastor here, and his wife motored
from their charge at Chester-B Bethel
near Wilmington and visited friends
here on Friday. They motored to
Ocean City, Md. accompanied by Mrs.
Clarence Hearn, where the Rev. and
Mrs. Moore spent the night with Rev.
and Mrs. Everett, while Mrs. Hearn
spent the night with Mrs. Lulu
Phillips.
. The Official Board of Bethel M. E.
Church held its monthly business
meeting at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
III. f. Farmer at Bethany Beach on
Tuesday night. After the business
part, a social time was enjoyed by
singing hymns, prayers and addresses
by several members. Their wives
and other guests were present to
enjoy the hospitality of Mr.. and Mrs.
Farmer. Delicious refreshments
were served by the host and hostess.
Rev. and-Mrs. Lee Forney of Leb-
anon, Pa, motored here and spent
the weekend with Mr. and Mrs.
William ii. Belts. They attended
Bethel Church on Sunday morning.
and were guests at supper of Mrs.
Georgia Richards. Mrs. Forney is
the daughter of Rev. John Belts of
Pittsburgh, Pa, formerly of this
town.
Rev. and Mrs. w. S. Grant spent a
few days last week in Wilmington
and Maryland, returning home on
Friday.
Mr.. T. II. Hudson, our local preach
er, delivered the message on Sunday
in place of the minister,
Rev. Grant. who filled the pulpit at
ST. Georges in the absence Of Rev. |
Baker who is at the Young Peoples |
Institute at Dover. Mr.. Hudsons |
subject was "At The Forks Of The J
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16

Road"
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Taylor o.
Teaneck, N. j., are spending theil
vacation with their parents, MIR. and
Mrs. Frank Moore.
Miss Florence Hickman, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Ulysses Hickman
visited Miss Irene Murray, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Rollie Murray at
Frankford, recently.
A number of poultrymen here lost
hundreds of broilers last week and
this week, due TO the extreme heat.
Capt. Reuben Daisey and wife are
summering ON their yacht at Oceon
City. Md.
Oscar Pusey came from his po-
sition and spent several days with
his family here.
Several relatives and friends gave
Mr.. and Mrs. William James and
two daughters beach party on
Saturday night at Bethany Beach.
They motored in from their home in
oklahoma.
Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Chamber,
lain of HarbesOn were guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Moore on Sun
day.
Mr. Emory Hudson is employed
with the Pepper Poultry Company
at Selbyville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Johnson and
grandson, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson
have been guests of their parents
and grandparents. Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Johnson
Mrs. Mary Ross and Mrs. Harry
Menser were dinner guests of Mrs.
Vernon Cobb on Wednesday.
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16
ROXANA

The warm weather is causing a
heavy loss of chicks from the broiler
raisers.
Mr.. and Mrs Reuben Altizer of
Easton, Md, spent the weekend
with Mrs. Altizers brother and sis
ter-in-law. Nh and Mrs. Chester
Lynch.
Mrs Belle Baker is visiting friends
here.
Miss Madelyn Tyre was operated
Oh for appendicitis last week in the
Milford Emergency Hospital.
John Tyre has purchased a tract
of land from Cordy Murray just
across the road where Mr.. Murray
now resides. The erection OF a
house has been started.
Mrs. Vance Lynch and Mrs. Allie
Stephens are i'll at this writing. We
wish them speedy recovery.
Miss lIlda Bennett of Wilmington
has returned to her position after
a weeks vacation with her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cove Bennett.
Walter Marvel, after being away
W lOl tnO JNoi o.
has returned home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Derrick
son and son James of Philadelphia
are spending three weeks at Della
ware Beach at Fenwick Island.
Samuel Lekites has resigned his
position as clerk at Fl. F. Wilgus
store. and accepted a job on boat. /
Mrs. Ruth Hickman and Miss |
Dorothy Hickman are employed at
Bethany Beach.
Ward West, who is employed on an
oil tanker is spending a few days
with his family here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Curtis Schewissenger .
and son Curtis. of Columbus. Ohio. /
have been guests of Mrs. Dona Nc
Cabe this week.
ROxana NJ. T.. Church
Services at ROxana M E. Church Il
next Sunday will be as follows:
Sunday School at $50 a. IN. Glass
meeting at IL a. M, Charles Hollo-
way, leader. Preaching at 745 p. m.
Prayer and praise meeting Wednes-
day evening at 745. c. w. Robb,
minister
Sound NJ. f. Church
Sunday School at 10 a. m. Preach
ing at IL a. m. Prayer meeting Fri
day at Fenwick Island at 745 p. m.
The prayer service for the Sound
Church will be held each Friday eve
ming during the summer in the pa
Vilion on Fenwick Island. You are
invited to attend this meeting as
we'll as the preaching service on
Sunday evening at $50. Special
music is promised for this service.
Come and bring others with you.
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16
MAGNOLIA

Misses Phyllis Richards and Sari
Hill spent the weekend with Mr.
and Mrs. W. F. Krebbs of ROselle
New Jersey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hazel Roe entertain
ed Miss Ethel Rash of Woodside ant
MIR. Dean Johnston of Dover OF
Tuesday of last week. Miss Rasf
remained for an overnight visit anG
accompanied Mrs. Roe to Denton on
Wednesday.
Miss Doris Roe is spending heI
vacation with her sister and brother
in-law, MIR. and Mrs. William Balsch
of Dover.
Mrs. Cleaver Moore and children
spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs,
Mary Scott at Penn's Grove, N. j.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall. Hart have
both been enjoying a vacation the
past week.
Rev. and Mrs. w. A. Coke and their
son John, of Birmingham, Alabama,
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. A. J. Coke.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arlie Jackson were
weekend guests of Mr.. and Mrs. HUI
bert Dill at their trailer at Rehoboth.
Misses Charlotte and Eileen Court
ney and Edith Fones were guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. George Minner al
their cottage at Bowers on Friday
Misses Eleanor Davis and Pearl
Orvis attended the Delmarva Ep-
worth League Institute at Wesley
Collegiate Institute at Dover last
week.
Among those attending the Va
cation Bible School at Bowers from
here last week were Helen Smith.
Gloria, June, Gertrude and Evelyn
Spayd, Caroline Coke and Ned Hodg-
son, the latter being one of the ac-
companists; also Phyllis Richards.
Rev. and Mrs. X. l.. Tawes of Sea-
ford, and children called on a num-
ber of their friends in town on
Mr.. Tawes was one of
the instructors at the institute.
Helen Smith accompanied Oneita
Tawes home for an overnight visit
Miss Mildred jackson underwent
an operation at Kent General Hos !
pital, Dover, on Thursday.
Mrs. f. F. Lewis was a weekend |
guest of her sister, Mrs. Minnie Cru
well and Mrs. Clara Wylie, of Wood
side.
Mr.. R. W. Johnson returned to his
home in Wilmington on Sunday af-
ter having spent several days with
his mother. Mrs. Margaret johnson.
Mr.. and Mrs c. W. Johnson spent
Sunday and Monday with Mr.. and
Mrs. C. E. Thompson of Wilmington.
A number from here attended the
services at Bowers on Sunday eve
ming A splendid program was given,
showing some of the results of the
Vacation Bible School which closed
asst Thursday.
Messrs Charles Clark and Martin
Nilcutts camped at the Inlet over
he weekend.
Misses Ruth and Cathryn Muncey
}? Wyoming were guests of their
Mr.. William Minner
asst week
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Steffins of
hester, Pa, were weekend guests
II her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Ulie
[enton. Junior returned with them
or two weeks visit
Mrs Smiley of Baltimore is visit
ng her son-inlaw and daughter, Mr..
nd Mrs. Howard Clark.
Mrs. Ulie Kenton and Mrs. Aubrey
guests on Thursday
Il Mr.. and Mrs. Esley Smith of Wy
ming.
Miss Hazel Wright spent several
ays last week at Collingswood, n.
=, as guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. Augustus
mos.
Little Miss Lillian Sauerfield of
is visiting her grand
arents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. j. Satter-
cid
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16
Proposal Rejected

The Senate Judiciary Committee,
in rejecting the proposal to reor-
ganize the United States Supreme
Court. said: 1t would subjugate the
courts to the will of Congress and
the President and thereby destroy
the independence of the judiciary.
the only certain shield of individual
rights"
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16

sured than over-insured, In case Of
fire or other calamity.
Your home Is your castle 1t may
represent the savings of many years.
and is the one place where you can
shut yourself away from the trou-
bles of the world. II should be ade-
Quately protected.
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16
ENGLISH CLASS

Teacher-Name three collective
nouns.
Tommy - Flypaper. wastebasket,
and vacuum cleaner.
Milford chronicle., 1937-07-16

Swat the Fly.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
duh naroda delnictvu
uznavan.

V narod6 zalozenem ma po-
ctiv6 namaze svych pionyrG je
mfstno ably byl vyhrazen den
pro zvlastnf uznanf naseho dlu
hu nescetnym milion6m jichz
prace vytvorila narod, jakym
dnes isme. V tonic roce, KITE
nv enact so. vyroc1 Dne prace
lie zvlaste vhodno ably obcan-
stvu byla pripamatovana ddle-
zitost delnfka v moderni spo-
lecnosti. Mimo to, Den prace
letos zaujfma zvlast6 vyznam-
ne mfsto vzhledem k zapas6m
iichz isme byli nedavno sved,
ky a ku nov6mu d1razu, ktery
byl dan zakony a vefejnym
mfn9nfm prav1m prace a jeji
v1sade sc organizovati.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Matka pro syna.

Ida Dahl, matka Harolda
E. Dahla, 28leteho americkeho
letce, ktery je drzen We vezenf
v Salamanca spanelskymi pow
stalci, kteTf jej odsoudili ma
smrt. poslala telegraficky APPEL
taiemnfku statu Cordell Hullo-
vi We Washingtonu, prosic jej
adv zakrocil ku zachrane zivo-
ia a propust6nf jej1ho syna. We
SVEN telegram nestastna mat
ka prav1:
"Jsouc matkou Harolda E.
Dahla, americkeho letce nyn1
drzeneho spanelskymi povstal-
ci, oddane Sc dovolujf dotazati
zda-li je cokoliv mono co bys-
tie mohl podniknouti pro jeho
osvobozenf. Budu hluboce
vdecna "a cokoliv pro neho MI
zete podniknouti. Novinarske
zpravy pravf, re NIUE byti po-
praven, a RICHLY Gin Sc IDA i'm
perativn1m. On narukoval v
Mexiku pod jmenem Fernando
Diaz Evans"
Matka odsouzence neslysela
cd sveho syna cd DOLBY kdy po-
cal leteckou sluzbu pro Spaniel
ske loyalisty. Dahl byl sestre-
len spanelskymi fasisty II. Ger
vence pri sluzbe u Madridu.
Dahlova mlada nevesta, prov
dana "a neho pred 8 meslci,
drive Edith Rogersova, pevky-
ne V orkestru Rudy Valleho, 81
dill V Cannes, Francie.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Nerozum stale kvete.

Jak policii v Chicago bylo
sdeleno ubytovali Sc v straw
MIN dome V La Sale diva, kter1
Sc n%avzajem t~itulovali Paul a
Joe. Paul byl zarmoucen,
takze Sc jej Chris ptal CO jej
trap1. Paul prohodil, re ma
takove trapen1, jakemu by mix
do neveril a ponevadz Sc mu
nechtelo do mluven1, tax to W.
svetlil Joe. Pravil, re Paulovi
zemfel otec, zanechal $780,
5000, ktere dostane syn, ale
must nekomu, KIDD jest ddvery-
hodny, dati $4,000, ably Sc
modlil "a spasu duse zemTele-
no otce. Dostane "a 10000 Of
cenasd stejne tolik dolard a
nen1 to lehkou vecf nalezti clio
veka, ktery by Sc toho 1kolU
podjal. Chris fekl, re by Sc mo
dill tfeba jeste vice, ale Joe ne
to p%rohodil, re by museli mi
nejakou zaruku, re tax ucin1.
O zaruku nebyla nouze
Chris Sci do banky, vyzved
$1,000 a dial je jake zaruku, ze
Sc pomodl1 nejmene dvacetis1c
KRAFT "a dust zemreleho. Pau.
pen1ze prohl1zel, pax pravil,z e
Sc must ma bance presvedcit
|jestli jsou prave, dial Chrisov
obalku s temi $4,000 a obs
sli ma banku. Kdyz Sc dlouhC
nevraceli, rozbalil Chris obal
ku a nasel v nj neco pap1ru, a.
lie zadne pen1ze.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Konec veseIe jfzdy.

Tfi mlade zeny a diva muzo-
We byli zabiti, kdyz Sc jejich
auto srazilo S truckem a VIVA
10. K nestest1 doslo nedaleko
Minco, Oklahoma. Dals1 muz
naleza sc v nemocnici.
Jedna re zen byla plameny
zaskocena v autu a jeji mrtvo-
la ohorela tax, re nemohla BY
tt ztotoznena. Ride trucku
vyvazl bez poranenl.
Pokud Sc dalo zjistiti, o Ii
vot prisli: 22leta Miss Bernice
Branum z Minco; 2Oleta Fern
Brown, zijfc1 ma farme zapad-
ne cd Minco, rs lety John w.
Hawkins, voj1n cd 18. poln1hc
delostTelectva a 25lety Russell
B. Hubbard, rovnez vojin, obs
z Fort Sill. Tretl uhoTela div.
ka nebyla ztotoznena.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Knezova rama do list zvitsziIa.

Mlady muz "navstivil" faru
kostela st. Angelo Merici v
New Yorku vecer re soboty ma
nedeli. Rev. Cornelius Hance
vysel cd vecere prave v cas-, a.
by zahledl mladeho navstevnf-
ka bez1c1ho dolG z kostelni po-
kladny ma vyss1m poschodi.
Knee, Hance, pustil sc "a
MIN a ranou do prave strany
1st srazil mladeho muze v O.
kamziku, kdyz diva policiste
PRIMAL Sc v radio kare. Mia
dy navstevnik doznal, re ukra-
oil nejake pen1ze z kostelni po-
kladny. z teto We skutecnosti
ukradeno bylo $28. Ami cent
nebyl u neho nalezen. Kdyz
zav1ran byl ma stanici do cely.
rekl: "Pov1m yam, CO jsem u
delal S pencil. Schoval jsem
je pod sedadlem policejniho
AUTOMOBILE, nemz mne sem
VEIL"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10

Patrolman Martin Donnelly
byl V zufive vymene vystrel1
zasazen do ramona. Zajaty
bandita, ktery udal sve jmeno
co Harry Chapman z Chicago,
byl zasazen do tela a hlavy a
asi zemfe. Lupici unesli Ro-
berta Smitha, majitele kavar-
ny z ulice We meste asi V po-
ledne. Smith udal, re tri mu-
Ii jej donutili vstoupiti do .jich
auta a doprovazeti je pTi j1zde
z mesta. Ma ceste jej oloupili
o penize, ktere prav6 vyzvedl z
banky ably mohl We sve kavar-
ne meniti delnictvu ceky. Ma
silnici "a mestem Sc k bandi-
t1m pfidal ctvrty spolecnfk.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Dalsi cesky herec do


Pc Francis Lederovi pricha-
ri do mesta svetel v Kalifornii
dals1 cesky herec. Je to mia
dy filmovy herec Anton Novot-
ny, ktery poprve hral v ceskem
filmu "Pfed maturitou' S po-
merne velmi p6knym 1spe-
chem.
Dals1 film "Vzdusne torpe-
do" We kter6m mel hlavnf do
hu, videl V Karlovych Varech
dl1c1 riditel Metro-Goldwyn
Mayer, Louis B. Mayer. Dal 81
mladeho herce pTedstavit a ma
b1dl mu angazna. Novotny
podepsal smlouvu ma nekolik
let a "a tyden odjede do Hol-
lywoodu. Ma pry hrati roll
milovn1k6 Ceska zprava udava
jeho pocatecnf plat ma $1,000
tydne, coz je zrejme pTehna-
no, ale i tax pfichod pot6sitel-
nym zjevem. Doufame, re Sc
osvedc1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Napad nepomohl.

V Miami, Fla, ma dveTfch
jedne mfstnosti Sc objevil ma
pis: "Zachovejte ticho, vedle
budou vftati noveho elena rodi-
n.y.. Avsak policie mela po-
dezfeni, re "a temi dveTmi Sc
skryva gambl1rske hn1zdo. Pro
to nedbala mic ma napis, Exon
fiskovala jej a vnikla nasil1m
dovnitT. Nasla tam vsechno il.
ne, jenom ne nejake baby. By.
ly tam spolecnost gambl1fd
celym zar1zen1m. Use bylo "a.
bavenO a tri clenove zatceni.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Pc matcine smrti, d~vojcata.

V Kingsville, Texas, DIR. D.
A. Harrison oznamil, re Sc mu
podarilo stastne provesti c1sar-
sky rez ma mrtve manzelce far
marskeho najemce, cfmz "a
chranil zivot jejfmi dvema ne
rozenym ditkam, ktere dosud
Iii. DR.. Harrison prav1, re pc
kud on vi, je toto prvn1 1spes-
ma operace toho druhu V deli
mach lekaTstv1.
41leta matka, George Condo,
.zemrela nasledkem slabosti
srdce pred operacf. Lekar
vzdor tomu operaci proved.
Dvojcata jsou hosfk a dfvenka.
Chlapecek vazf 4 libry a 3 un-
&c, devcatko 5 liber a 8 unc1.
Operace byla provedena V Kle-
berg County hospitalu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Pro $1.5O.

Joseph Buosci, 33 roxy sta
ry otec sedmi dftek, byl zatcen
v Jersey City ma obvinen1, re
zabil jednoho nejlepsfch
pTatel svych pri hadce O duh
$3.50.
Buosci a jeho prftel Antho-
ny Ancipink, 27lety, sesli Sc v
hostinci v sousedstv1. Buosci
zmfnil Sc o dluhu $3.50, KITE
rez pen1ze mel mu byti Anci-
pink dluzen a kdyz tento Ter
|tovne odepTel mu duh ten
splatiti, Buosci udefil jej dc
celisti. Ancipink padl ma zem
Pr padu rozil 81 lebku.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
v neroZurnu.

u Reuben Donnelly Publish
ing co., byli V cervnu poslani
19lety Frank Hesox a rok
mladsf Robert Potter z Chica-
gu ably z 3. poschodi do 8. Cd
nesli $2,659.61. To bylo posled
ne, kdy byli spatreni. Ale byli
zatceni kdyz skocili v Gains
Vile, Texas ma nakladni vlak.
Starsf Hesox vypravel policii,
jak Sc cele diva mes1ce ma ceste
m6li. Nejdr1v 81 v pdjcovne
najali drozku, ably Sc dostali
do Dallas a nekde il nechali
staff. Tam 81 koupili move sa-
ty, takze vypadali jake diva ka
valiTi a ponevadz nevedeli CO S
pencil delat, oba jeli do Ell
Paso a tam 81 koupili zavodn1
kone.
Nechali je bezeti a nell W.
pocftano kolik jim to vynese,
kdyz kone budou prvnf, ale z
opatrnosti vsadili ma jin6 kone
take. Ale jich kobyly dorazily
posledne a ostatn1 kone, ma kite
re vsadili, jake s udelanfm pro-
hrali a kdyz jiz nemeli skoro
zadne pen1ze, tax 81 namluvili
holku. Nemohou dodnes Tici,
kdo Sc uchazel a komu dala
pTednost, ale jeden Sc S nj zas-
noubil v Alpine, Texas a druhy
We Wichita Falls. Dali 81 ov-
sem lima jmena, nasli 81 praci a
zamestnavatel pravf, re to by
Ii worm mlad1ci. Ale tastes
klo Sc jim pc Chicago, skocili
ma Wax, byli chyceni a ably u
d6lali konec, Sc PRIMAL, Re
jsou hledani.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Co nevsdSI.

Jeden australsky farmaT pri
sci Sydney k odvodu, re pry
chce j1t dobrovolne ma vojnu.
Odm1tli no, mel ploche nohy.
"Nemohl byste delat dels1 po-
chody," pov1da mu obvodnf l6-
kar. ""To je pekny poTadek,"
naTfka on, "ja sem jdu pesky
pet dn1 z dalky 302 kilometrG,
abych sc nakonec dovedel, re
.jsem mrzak ma nohy!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Mravenec zastavil Wax.

V Unadille Georgia, cerve-
ny mravenec sc dostal do elek-
trickeho signaloveho zaf1zenl
ma draze. Elektricke zaf1zen1
signalu je velmi JENNIE a proto
sc mravencovi podaTilo pTeho-
diti signal a m1sto zeleneho
svetla nasadil cervene. Sigma
lem byl zastaven rychlfk Pom
ce de Leon a tim jfzdn1 pofa-
dek vlaku porusen. Mravenec
byl usmrcen elektrickym prou.
dem, sc kterym pTisel do sty-
ku, kdyz svetlo signalove pre-.
hodil.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
Cerstvost nskdy klame.

Zakaznice: "Pane Lunacku,
pod1vejte Sc, u vaseho pultu
jsem 81 znicila svoje move sa-
ty!"
Obchodnfk: Gale, milostiva,
vzdyt zde je napis "cerstve ma
tTeno!"
Zakaznice: INA to ia mic
nedavam, tamhle mate napis
"cerstva vejce" a take to nenf
pravda!"
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-09-10
ZnaI svoJe.

Kdyz kardinal Mazarin ulo-
I'll paTfzskym poplatn1kdm no
We dane, byl by Sc rad dovedel,
jakf 1cinek Dude nit toto opa-
trent ma lid. Jeden z jeho d.
v9rnfk1 vypravoval mu pflstl-
no dine, re v zabavnlch mlstno-
stech zpfvali kuplety ma jeho
Fminenci. "Tak je dobre,"
podotkl kardinal, "kdyz jsou
veself a zpfvajf, budou take
platit."