The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-05-06
THE VOICE OF
Broad way
Louis SObOl-
Diary Of a CoIyumist's
Pup!

moody ne is even RUNNER IoOklIls
than usual. Seems yesterday he
and the Queen we're married Ia
yrs, so they celebrated and he
poured lot of wine into himself,
so today he is moody. The reason
he is moody is because when he
drinks wine his is not his usual
self, so he told the Queen to go
out and buy herself some fox furs
and he also told her to go ahead
and prepare for that trip to Italy
and today she reminded him OF
it. I kept clear of his foot all the
time he was in tie house.
"a man." he means, sis better
off to work in a small town
where nobody puts OH airs and
gets silly ideas like wearing furs
and taking trips which cost
money which I haven't got" But
the Queen giggleS and pVrrs: 81
will write you letters and II
there's a war over there, you
will have your own special war
correspondent, which is some
thing the other boys can't
boast"
Then, because she sees he Is
ready to explode, she say: well,
read in the papers Marion Snow
den and Brad Dresser did it just
like you were the first to say they
would mont ago." And he says,
quick.like, 81 am always first with
the news, but I am not like the
other fellows who always brag
about their scoops"
Eyes, darling" gurgles the
Queen, you are wonderful"
Wednesday - Parrotfaced is
reading her some notes he has
received from the Coast. Miriam
Hopkins" he reads out loud, al.
most eloped last night with Direc-
tor Anatole Litvak but some of
his friends kidded them out Of it..
One of the Jergens' lotion heirs is
Wooing Ella Logan but she's sud-
denly got q yen for Artie Auer-
bach"
Drizzle!Pan reads on:
Camille Lanier is visiting
with Paulette Goddard but is
returning to Honolulu tomorrow
to wed her Hawaiian magnate.
Carl Thorpe of the Federal Re-
serve Bank is counting Margaret
Crawford, william Wellman'S
ex., Lester Ziffren, the U. p.
ace, just back from Spain is go
ing to make Harry WurtZelS
daughter his bride-he met her
over in Spain"
Il WISH" says the Queen, "you
were back in Hollywood because
the news from there is heavenly
exciting"
Thursday-He has a copy Of a
new magazine called "Foto" and
he shows the Queen what he thinks
is a cute idea. 1t shows in pic
lures a day in the life of HeloiSe
Martin and compares it with the
day in the life of pretty little
41a-year-old girl named Sue.
west Peterson, the editor, for
got to announce" says Middle
head, that the little girl is his own
daughter"
"Any more news from the
COast?" asks the Queen. "Yes,"
he says, "JOjO writes that Don
Friede has been with Jean Har.
low almost every night now at
Louis Prima'S Famous Door
and who do you think has just
bought into the Famous Door
and is practically Louis boss?
Sammy Cohen, who used to be
in the movies. JojO writes, too,
that they're having plenty of
trouble filming New Faces be-
cause Milton Berle, Joe Penner
and ParkyakarkaS all have their
own gagmen and each wants to
get his own gags in. Also that
Paul Whiteman is going to get
plenty dOremi for two concerts
this summer in the Hollywood
Bowl"
II wish" says the Queen, "yol
would do me a favor because
know both boys so well and, II
fact, one of them comes from you
home town" what favor?" h,
asks, suspicious.like. 20, nothing
thatll cost you money" says tn
Lady. "Just say a nice word abou
the Barry Wood-Lou Rapp RECORD
ings-they're marvellous"
AL right" says Pushface
Whats the name of the songs?'
i've forgotten" says the Queen
Friday-Droop-Chin has beef
restless. The town is going com.
; pletely dead" he means. Every.
/ body has left for the coronation
] or the coast and the night clubs
: are practically empty"
Maybe" says the Queen,
"you could come home early and
! read some good books. You'd
/ get some worthwhile ideas for a
. change instead of hanging
] around in night clubs where you
j say there's no news, Maybe II