The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-09-11
The Miss Touchdown "TOuch":

might Just as we'll explode the info in the line that this
is Sally she writes Surprise ehf just as if you woudn
where could write check WE'LL the season for you to pick
all the winners in colyum practically at hand Rah rah
rah good old football en- kid? (Take easy Sally, Lehigh
will be needing few of your cheers before November ~
"say went for couple Of them nags mentioned in
daily bread and butter during the and relieved
where you said byebye to Saratoga And the day left
they had your picture in the paper LAUGHING What about?
didn't think you Art Rooney did you? Well played
those horses and knew you weren't.
" been long stretch since my closeup Broadway
Tell me, do the Paradise girls still look just like me?
Hear the boys around here in Scranton talking about the
merger OF the journal ana American and your PAL
moving to the morning tabloid sketch of him in
his column day and he looks kind of sad in the picture
Maybe he has also been playing tips at Saratoga
Same Old Sal:
Anyway ramb down through what he has say and get
taken the way that damn burn the
off local deb You shouda heard her squawk to the
that she in for permanent and not caufower
II told you was working in beauty parlor didn't I? Well
don't think from that fox pass that I'm good work Bill
Beauty is nv forte YOU know that Nv dream as matter of
fact Especially the kind Clark Cables got.
But the lost control of the branding iron is when
where this Runyon mentioning Joe Turp, of Brooklyn
taking his wife to the movies
"You used know Joe Turp in Brooklyn But this
Joe urp knew wouldn't take gal to the movies much less
his wife.
Zone night dating him and passing cafeteria
Fatbush Avenue says to Wait here just minute
will Sally while step inside and have piece Of
pie and glass of milk?
sir that Joe Turp knew never took anybody anywhere
unless they had the tickets You know got nv start in life
picking coal off the Stag heaps keep the home fires burn
ing and can take it. All life I've had to- But that
finally got the best of even my good disposition.
The End Of Romance:
"Wha do you think he does Bills He invites the ball
game Ebbes Field Sunday and then wants to stand
outside and wait until somebody hits the ball the fence
Then he get the ball and bring it back him. he'll fix
it up so can get into the game free on Monday.
Besides he explains that watching the Dodgers play ball
sight that makes big strong suffer- and he's afraid
poor weak bit Of feminine fluff like wouldn't be able to
withstand the sight of much heart-break
$50 don't suppose this be the Joe Turp Mr. Run
yon writing about because can't believe this Joe Turp that
my ghood escort would have got married unless
the lady question him the license for wedding present
STILL it takes all kinds Of girls to make world like
learned through working of the blends that
patronze little "Ye Beauty Shoppe Irresistible Take it
from Bill takes lot of Golden Clint to make this
bright and cheerful country BY six o'clock night my
are tired just from lifting it.
do you think you could pair for Fordhams first
game talk Barney the bus driver into giving free
ride down7 Yours, usual-SALLY TOUCHDOWN"