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Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
~Predpovedsl valky.

Sherwood Eddy, jenz neday-
no sc vratil z cest pc Europe,
sekretaT spolku KTestanskych
Mladikn v ASH az do sve re-
signace r. 1881, v reci sve, KITE
rou promluvil v nedeli v Balti-
more Open Forum V Lehman
Hall predpovfdal waikiki a OBJ
cansky konflikt svetem pc
mnohe nasledujic1 roxy.
Valecne hrozby videl We tfech
fasistickych narodech: Nemec
Italii a Japonsku. Pravil,
re zeme tyto nesm1 byti v Gel
ku odsuzovany, p%onevac jsou
"sflene chude a prelidnene'.
Predpovedel, re Rusko nepfi-
Japonsku zmocniti Sc Cl-
ny a re jestlize Nemecko I'd
stane stranou, Rusko a Gina re
porazl Japonsko. Co Italie u
cini, pravil Eddy, media Sc pred
povedeti.
o Rusku mluvil jake o zemi,
kde popirana jest obcanska
a svoboda reel.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Mayor spadl Sc schodH.

Mayor Jackson byl bolestne
roztresen v sobotu odpoledne,
kdyz spadl sest stop dol1 Sc
schodG pfi opoustenf Tecniste V
lodenici Maryland Dry Dock
We Fairfield zatoce, kde spou-
stena byla LODI. Pozoroval Mrs.
Nice, manzelku governerovou
rozb1jeti lahev O zelezne "a
bradli lodi a naslouchal slo-
vim governerovym.> Pc te
kratce mayor blahopral stavi-
teldm lodi a pax sesel Sc recni-
ste. Kdyz Sc obratil davaje IS
Bohem'' svemu pr1teli, chybil v
kroku a spadl.
Bethlehem lodenicka spoiled
most We Sparrows Point VISTA
vela LODI Gulfdisc pro firmu
Gulf Oil Corporation v Pitts
burgh.
Ceremonie We Fairfield To-
denici byly navstiveny osob-
nostmi vlivuplnymi v kruz1ch
politicych, kteTi pozd6ji byli
hosty manzelky governerovy V
hlavn1 SIM hotelu Lord Balti-
more.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Ku platebnim listinam WPA ,
Marylandu pridava $500.

Ably celeno bylo stale vzrn-
poctu nezamestna-
nych v Marylandu, vladnf adj
ministrace WPA jest hotova
pfidati ku sym platebnfm lis
tinam $500 deln1kG v Balti-
more a 1900 v okresech.
V Baltimore ma listinach de-
partmentu verejne dobrocin-
nosti jest nyn1 5000 robin v
Baltimore. Administered WPA
zamestnano zde kolem 5000
osob.
Nejhors1 situace vladne v
Allegany okresu a kolem Cum
berlandu.
Dosud neni stanoven pocet
nezamestnanych osob v Mary
landu. Soudf sc vsak, re in
dustrie odlozily v poslednich
trech mes1cfch asi $4,000 zri-
Zencu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Pro presmestske spojeni.

Boz o zlepseni presmestske
cesty, kterou spojena by byla
Filadelfia road S Park Heights
Avenue, veden jest Hamilton
zlepSovac1m sdruzen1m.
Pc posledn1ch 13 rokd byly
cineny cas- Cd casu pokusy jed
notlivci a ZOrganisovanymi
skupinami pro to zlepseni. Dne
z. kvetna 1924 Hamilton sdru-
zen1 ucinilo prvnl pokus.
Organisace tato nyn1 zada
rozsiTenf Echolade Avenue cd
Belvedere Avenue a Wood
bourne Avenue ku Belair Road
Dosud mestu nebylo mono Sc
hnati potTebne fondy ma toto.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Pozar apartmentu.

Dive zeny a pes vyneseny by
tt musely pc zebr1c1ch v patek
odpoledne, kdyz tr1poschodo-
w apartment, {. 1101 st. Paul
ulice Sc chytil a ohen z neho
rozs1ril sc ma Gamma Eta lam
ma Fraternity dun, {. 11O3.
Zastupy zvedavc1 pTekaze-
no bylo slime hasic1m jak ma
st. Paul tax Chase a jinych u
lic1ch.
Budova, v niz ohen p~ovstal,
pred sesti roxy obydlena byla
rodinou Gustava Ober. Ma pr
vn1m poschod1 pc obracen1 bu-
dovy ma apartmenty zT1zeny
byly 1Tadovny lekaf1.
Chen odkryly Margaret Ship
ley, ~sekretaTka dra. Marine a
Louise Harper, sekretaFka il
neho lekaTe, kdyz jdouce chod
bou ucftily zapach dymu W.
chazejfcf z podzemnf mistno-
Isti.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Stavka lodnich nakladacH
skoncena.

We ctvrtek skoncena byla
stavka lodn1ch nakladacG, KITE
rou zavTena byla STANCE Mer-
chants and Miners plavebn1
spolecnosti cd II. listopadu.
Skoncenf zdejsf bylo soucas-
nym sc skoncen1m techze v
Boston, Providence, Filadelfii.
Prozatimne uzavren byl kon-
trakt do Is. ledna, kdy defini-
tivn1 nastoup1.
Cd pocetf stavky vsechny
lodi re zdejS1 STANCE odvolany
byly z Baltimore a dany do
sluzeb mezi stanicemi Severnl-
no a Jizniho Atlantiku. Ma
sledkem toho, ponevac zadne
lodi spolecnosti tie zde nejsou,
dojde ku jfzde "a nejaky cas-.
Prozatimni dohoda stanovl
mzdy 95 cent? "a hodinu We "A
hodinove praci tydenn1. Ia
praci pres cas- stanoveno
$1.42R.
= Stavka v Comfort Spring
Corporation, n1z bylo ma 200
zr1zencG ~ucastno, skoncena
byla. Zrizenci svolil j1ti zpet,
kdyz doslo ku dohode.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Foreman firma usetrila mestu
diva miliony dolarH.

We Zprave o OdStranOvanl
odpadk1, jez podana byla v
sobotu mayoru Jacksonovi a
vyboru ma odhady, Abel VOL
man dplne ocistil cd kofisteni
firmu E. T. Foreman ma skodu
mesta.
We zprave stanoveno, re fir
ma, jez ma starosti ma odklize-
nj odpadkd, usetrila mestu cd
roku 1888 do 1886 skoro ST.
100000. We zprav6 stanoveno,
re kritisovan1 pTic1sti jest ne
vedomosti.
Wolman ukazal, jak dobrou
praci firma mestu prokazuJe.
Firma Foreman zbudovala spa
lovac ma Reed Bird avenue,
ktery dnes jest majetkem me-
sta. Zaplacen byl firmou Fore
man, kterez placeno jest mes
tenn "a spalovan1 odpadk1 We
spalovaci tomto.
V zaT1 tohoto roku George
Sellmyer, president mestske
rady, napadl firmu Foreman
vine tuto, re della ohromne zis-
ky pro sebe ma skodu mesta a
re mesto udelalo by lepe, kdy-
by vzalo spalovac do sve spra-
wy a rldilo tento samo.
Wolman ustanoven byl Wy
setTiti pine zalobu tuto.
We vysetTenf SVEN uvedl, Il
firma pTevzala kontrakt zs
nejnizsf cenu a re jejf nejbliz
81 konkurent zadal Cd mests
S446.8OO vice neil Foreman ;
re nabidka Foreman firmy by
la O $1,347.193 nizsf neil nej
vyssf nabfdka jineho konku
lrenta.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Msststi radni pro vySetTovani
plynarenske spolecnosti.

Resoluce zadajici komisi We
refine sluzby jednati We spejeni
S vladn1 Power komisf We vyse-
tfovan1 zdejsf Consolidated,
Gas, Electric Light & Power
spolecnosti, byla uvedena V
mestske rade v pondelf radnf-
mi re tret1ho distriktu. Reso-
luci podali: James B. Beale,
Richard c.. O'Connell a John
T. Mullin.
Krok tento jest prvn1m ito
KEN ma plynarenskou spoiled
most ucinenym v mestske rade
ackoliv pc, Sest posledn1ch me-
s1cG obcanske a zlepsovac1
sdruzen1 We vsech castech mes
ia jednaly pro revisi sazeb spo-
lecnosti.
Vladni Power komise vyse-
tfuje nyn1 kontrakty plynaren-
skych spolecnost1, The Safe
Harbor Water Power spoiled
nost1 a Pennsylvania Water
spolecnost1. Zdejs1 spolecnost
kupuje cast silly re Safe Har-
Dor podniku.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Prijem z DAM stavi mesto do
"snadne ulice."

Mestsky solicitor, Young, u
dava, re mesto postaveno bylo
do "snadne ulice" placen1m
dani v mesfci listopadu.
Rozpocet letosn1ho roku OBJ
nasf sunni S46,236.O6O. Ku
konci listopadu zaplacen byl
do mestske pokladny nejen po-
tfebny obnos ale jeste pfeby-
tex S317.837.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Lahev piva a 8 syrovych vaJec
hralv ulohu.

Charles w. Shipley souzen
byl v Traffic soudu, re Tldil
automobil kdyz opilym byl.
Statnf misto-navladnl, i've
dl, re Shipley vrazil do jineho
automobile z leve strany ma
Edmundson avenue a odhodil
tento ku chodn1ku. Pocet CT
vilistd a policistd svedcil, Re
Shipley byl opily. Hlldac ve-
zeni ustrednf STANCE svedcil,
re bylo tTeba til p~olicistu, ably
jej vstrcili "a mr1ze.
Shipley pripustil, re mel Ia
hev piva, ale re nebyl opily.
Ma otazku, proc pill pivo, wy
kladal, re mel kasel noci
pred tim a re m1sto lahve leku
wal lahev S terpentynem a
pax musel do nemocnice pre-
pomoc. V den zatcen1 svehc
vykladal, re Sc necltil dobfe q
proto re hledal pomoci V lahv.
piva a osmi syrovych VeJc1ch
Vzdy daval do nadoby jedne
vejce "a druhym, zaleval tytc
pivem a pill. Takto posilnenJ
sedl do AUTOMOBILE a jel az ma
rail do jineho.
Soudce O'Dunne pc slysen
snizil trest vezen1, jez mu ur
Gil Traffic soud ma dobu sest
|mesicn, ma dobu tficeti dn1.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Jones rozesel Sc S Jacksonem

Willie R. Jones', byvaly stat
nj generalnf navladni, v pom
deli rozeSel sc S mayorem
Jacksonem pc jednan1 O koupi
volebnfch strojk1 nakupujf-
elm vyborem. Vybor slozeny
z clenG vyboru ma odhady a
dohl1zitel1 mad volbami, v je-
hoz cele stojf mayor jake pred
soda, pTijal nabfdku ma kou-
pen1 90 stroll Cd firmy Auto
matte Voting Machine spolec-
nosti. Jones jest pravn1m "a
stupcem firmy Shoup Voting
Machine korporace.
Jones zaslal v pondelf vecer
mayoru telegram, v nemz pro-
hlasil, re jest rozhodne rozc1-
len mad akc1 vyboru. Slova te-
legramu -vyslovne na~znacujf,
re Jones konc1 sve pTatelske
styky S mayorem, S n1mz az do
teto dolby byl We velice pratel-
skem styku.
Automatic a Shoup spoiled
nosti byly jedine, jez odpove-
dely ma ohlasku konkursu ma
koupen1 volebnich 90 strojkG
Automatic spolecnost nabldla
lprodati mestu kazdy Nstrojek
"a $826.95, Shoup korporace v
nabfdce sve zadala "a kazdy
$1.097. Celkova suma Auto
matte obnasela 1852, 524.5O,
Shoup nab1dka celkova $685.
ITO.
Odvolacf soud prohlasil ma
b1dky neplatnymi, ponevac V
mich nebylo stanovenf o jiste
cast strojkG. Mestsky vybor
nedbal zavrzeni tohoto O roz-
hodl, re cast ia NIUE por1zena
byti bez nov6ho konkursu. Ia
tim prislo We znamost, Re
IShoup zadal "a kazdy strojek
$8O8, cfmz celkoya suma by
byla "a vsech 90 strojk1
E$735.28O cimz by mestu bylo
platiti meme O $91.864.5O. W.
Dor nedbal proste move ceny
teto a stall pro Automatic.
Automatic spolecnost pocne
S dodavkou strojk1 1. bfezna.
Dodany byti mali We trech me-
s1cfch. Shoup byla by pocala
S dodavkou /. kvetna a skonci-
la dodavkou 81. cervence.
Jones pc jednanf vyboru "a
slal telegram mayoru Jackso-
now, v nemz tohoto odsuzoval,
re odepTel usetTiti mestskym
poplatn1kdm pretfzenym da-
nemi sunni prestupuj1c1 SOL
900.
Jednan1 toto Jones nazyva
podvodem verejneho zajmu a
zada znovu, drive nez Dude
pozde, ably lined svolana byla
schdze vyboru, jehoz pTedse-
dou jest mayor, ably tento zno-
WI uvazil "nemyslitelnou ak
ci."
Sellmyer, pTedseda mestske
rady, hlasoval proti Automa-
tic spolecnosti.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Poctiva.

Pc nalezen1 bal1cku S dola-
ry ma rohu Fayette a Eutaw u
lie, Florence Skin, 1921 E. Mo-
nument ulice, dala tento v pom
deli do ochrany policejn1ho
strazn1ka, Carla D. Farley.
Udala mu, re minuly patek
sama ztratila nejake pen1ze a
re vi tudiz co pro cloveka ztra
ia Znamena.
Kolik nalezla, nevedela.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
100000 dosud ne znovu-
registrovano.

Vice nez sto tisfc automobi-
listG z Marylandu do konce ty-
dine nezazadalo O znovu-regi-
straci svych automobile. Gas
k tomu zakonodarnou vymefe-
ny minul. Pc 1. lednu zadate-
lie must platiti $3.50 mlsto n.y.
ne.jsfho 81 a dodatkem k tomu
jejich automobily must znovu
zkouseny byti.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
Hledajici utulek mrtev.

u sklepnfch schod1 nalezen
byl v 1tery rano pred domem
M ary A. Riley We 1900 blocku
Union avenue Calvin Miller,
majitelkou domG kdyz sla pro-
hlednouti kamna We sklepe. V
nemocnici prohlasen byl mrt-
volou.
Vecer v pondelf prisel preo
dun zadaje "pE1stTes1" v tom.
to. OdepTen mt byl vstup dc
domu. Rano pred timto by
mrtev.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
OpiIy rfdic odsouzen.

Benjamin F. Showalter z 800
blocku Whittemore avenue Cd
souzen byl ma 80 dnf do we've
nj, re Tidil automobil kdyz OPT
~ byl a ku pokute $6.45, re jel
neopatrne. Automobilem vra-
I'll do jineho stoj1c1ho ma Bid
die ulici a Shield Place.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17
POZnamka redakce. Pro

= POznamka redakce: Pro
nedostatek m1sta v tonic elsie
uverejnime krajanskou zpra-
WI z Washingtonu, D. c.. v els
lie pT1stlm.
- Letosn1 divadelni pred
staveni ma Novy Rok 1888 bu-
de velkolepym podnikem.
"Nahrazkovy kral", velka
vypravna opereta s baletem a
pfedehTe o 3 jednanfch. Ma
psal Karel Fort. Hudbu slozil
A. ". Kudela. Zkousky jsou v
plnem proudu "a rezie ses. O.
tile MARTINIQUE a br. Antonf-
ma CihlaTe. Krasne zpevy So
love a sborove cvici sbormistr
br. Volta Martinez. Jake no
vinka v t6to fantasticke opere-
t6 jsou diva balety: egyptske
tanecnice a roj "Jepic", Mo-
hutny sbor spiklenc1.
Kral noveutvoTene rise Ele-
banske Sc bojf o svGj zivot.
Maine 81 slavneho detektiva
Sherlocka Holmesa, ktery v
Plzni nalezne kralova dvojen-
ce. Jest Jim chudy praktikant
Frantisek Dolecek, ktery ma
rad Tonicku, dceru hokynare
Chrysozona Zoubka u ktereho
lie ma byte. Dolecek oznamuje
Tonicce, re Sc mu zdal hrozny
sen a zp1va:
Nine zdalo Sc vam,
re jsem kralem byl
a v Tisi podivnych
jsem lid I'll,
mil trim tam prave
nebyl re zlata
a kralovsky hav
samicka byl zaplata.
Jak jsem tam prisel,
nevedel jsem sam
neb vse to byla kouzla
jen a klam:
Refrain:
Ma stestl jen, ma stestf jen,
byl to sen,
byl to jen pouhy sen,
ma stestf jen, ma stest1 jen
byl to pouhy sen -
Kdyz nab1dnul Sherlock
Holmes Doleckovi velkou SUI
mu penez, rozhodne Sc Dole
eek re pojede do Elebanie a
Dude delati kralova zastupce.
HokynaT Zoubek pros1 Dolce
ka ably no sebou wal, re Dude
jeho komornfkem. V posled-
MIN vystupu predehry loucf Sc
Dolecek S Tonickou a oba
zp1vajf:
Byli bychom zili tax ~stastne,
byli bychom Eli tax krasne,
a zivot tax bozsky
bozsky by plynul nam,
v rozkosi, blahu,
jak zefyr sam.
zili bychom tax stastne
a zivot by bozsky,
bozsky plynul nam!
PT1ste yam napisi vice O te-
to bajecne, vypravne operete!
Dop.
= Ma Bozf Hold Vanocni,
dine 25. prosince Dude vanocn1
nad1lka dftek Ceske Svobodo-
myslne skoly August1n Her
man We 3:15 odpoledne We
skole rob Ashland a Glover u
lie. Vstup volny a kazdy bu-
de srdecne v1tan.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1937-12-17

= Ma BOz1 Hold Vanocn1,
dine 25. prosince Dude vanocni
nad1lka ditek Ceske Svobodo-
myslne skoly Augustfn Her
man We 3:15 odpoledne We
skole rob Ashland a Glover u
lie. Vstup volny a kazdy bu-
de srdecne v1tan.
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
THE FOLLY OF MANKIND

1t is necessary to say that nobody can possibly
know what is gcing to happen nor how world
serious may be the happenings along the Ohio
River and the Mississippi into which these wild
waters empty.
These terrible floods were not needed - every
thing was bad enough before The utmost ingenul-
ties of President Roosevelt and of the ablest men
he can call to his counsel were fully employed be-
fore these floods began. The floods have come as
an extra affliction. almost conclusive IN the ruin
they bring.
Last year wind storms blew away the fertile sur
face soil of wide areas and over wide fertile regions
piled six feet of arid sand. This year floods are
carrying away the fertile topsoil of dozen states
and pilng it in sitting heaps over the good lands
of the Midde-South
If some marvellous energy were directing the job
the ruin of the United States could scarcely be
progressing more surely. There are vast fertile
regions buried under wind-blown sand; there Will
now be vaster regions buried by floods under in
fertile silt.
The folly of mankind in its handling Of the vast
regions of North America is being brought home
to us all Few perhaps. will be convinced for an
other ten or twenty years of the folly Of destroy
ing the forest swamp and pond balance which
provident nature had set up before Europeans came
to this continent.-TCronto Daily Star.
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
What Other Editors Say
COMMUNISM VS.. FASCISM

A friend asks that we staSe the difference be-
tween Communism and Fascism. He imposed upon
us a hard task. but if We were to make an attempt
at pointing out the difference we might say some
thing like this:
First there is but little difference as to the eno
both systems attain Both indicate rulershlp oy
dictators and ruthless minoritieS. These ruling
minorities are not political parties as we under
stand that term but rather on oath-bound society
whose purpose it is to suppress all competing Or
ganizations and deny both civil and religious I'D
erty in the interest Of the solidarity OF the State
(government). Universities, newspapers, business
printing houses banks and pulpitS - everything -
is made subServient to the State either under
Communism or FaSciSm Shock troops stand ready
to enforce the will of the State upon all who retuse
to obey its will.
The means of reaching this end are bit dnier-
ent for Communism seeks the well-being OF every
individual by doing away with al classes (but II
has not succeeded at this. and elevatng one class
viz: the workers to a place OF authority ana
supremacy This class, though in a minority, be-
comes autocratic and rules with an iron hand all
the people in the Conmunistic State.
FascSm on the other hand, aims at making the
State itself supreme. In fact, the State becomes
the sumtotal of everything hence it is called the
.totalitarian" state. 1t would take book to point
out all the HkeneSSes and differences, but when all
is said they are far more nearly alike than they
are Internationally and Children
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
With the HumOrists
TEMPERANCE LESSON

There is a story told of a well-known teetotaler
who, on hearing a companion vigorously denounc-
ing the practice of christening vessels with cham
pagne prior to their launching, replied:
Il don't know that I altogether agree with you,
for to my mind Their is a good temperance lesson
to be found in it,
How can that be?" asked the companion.
Well" replied the teetctaler, 1t is noticeable
that directly after her first taste of wine the ship
takes to water and sticks to it ever after.-Scot-
tsh Women's Temperance News.
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
DOWN IN THE GROUND

Down in the ground where the earthworm lives,
Something is taking place
It's Natures workshop where she works
With slow but certain pace;
She's making wheat in the rootletS OF
The grain that was sown last fall,
In the pattern-Shop she's shaping leaves,
For the elms and naples tall.
In the lab'ratory, rich chemicals
Are being compounded there,
So every tinieSt Seedlet and root
Shall each have its proper share;
And the paintshop mills are grinding fine
Each color the rainbow knows,
To tint the CrocuS and daffodilS,
The pansies, the poppies and rose
But nature is no reSpeCtor of things,
On the just and the unjust it rains
And the briars and weeds and the dred poison
plants.
She feeds as she does all the grains;
Yes down in the ground, where the earthwormS
live
There, something is taking place.
Soon thistles and thornS and flowers and cornS
Will vie in the spring growing race.
RALPH GORDON
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
NO JUSTICE

A few days ago houSe-wreckerS
started wrecking the wrong house
in New York and had made con-
siderable progress before discov-
ering the mistake. Elmer Twitchell
has been a victim of that sort Of
thing several times. Once a steam
shovel came crashing through his
apartment, scooping out the bath
tub with Elmer in it! And on an
other occasion he found himself
being whisked across the city in
a debris truck with the kitchen
sink, two breakfast chairs, his
four-minute egss and part Of a
colonial doorway.
Copyright 1887, BY The ASso-
ciated Newspapers
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
THE
ONCE OVER
By
III. I. PHILLIPS
y4....I.k. 1oQI hv -.
LINES ON AN OLD-FASFIONED
MAN
Copyright, 1897, by Tho Asso-
clated Newspapers.)

LINES ON AN OLD-FASFIONED
MAN
William HohenZollern is 78.
You remember Mr.. Hohenzollern;
He was in the War Lord business.
Back in the days when there
Was no competitionD
He was Kaiser Wilhelm.
He loved to strut.
In fact he was head Strutter
Of his day and age.
He issued ultimatumS.
He made Warlike gestures.
He was a Grade A sword RATHER -.
Back before it was all the StyleD
He always had a chip
On his shoulder.
Chips were ScarCer then.
They hadn't become the smart
Thing for shoulder war
All over the worldD
He liked to speak from balconies.
He was proud of his chest eXpan-
sion.
He loved having his photo taken
In war feathers. e..
always back in the days when
this
Was a little unusualD
Wilhelm'S delight was
Reviewing his armies,
He could review them all day.
And all night.
In fact he did so.
He thought all true rhythm,
All manly performance
Best expressed through
The Goose Step. ....
Far back before the idea
Was practically univelSalD
He finally got war
1t was a whopper.
But remember this. -.
It was harder to get a big
War in those days }
Now Wilhelm is old and befuddled.
Things don't make sense.
The world benChed him as a
Table humping, ultimatum hurl-
ing,
Sword rafting threat TO
Peace on earth. $50.
And what did it get?
A whole flock of EN-!
Mr.. Hohenzollern can't figure it
out.
Neither can we, Willie.
We used to think of you as
Head Menace to world peace.
Today you couldn't qualify
On an amateur program.
All you had was the basic idea.
It's been developed now
Into a big business.
And you don't even get
RoyaltiesD
The daily independent., 1937-02-05

HA
BOOTLEGGEKS the y. {. General As
sembly by vote of 81
to Is "Wednesday night and sent to the Sen
ate will not meet with the approval of boot
leggcrS.
Among other things. the bill provides that
HCuor stores may keep open from a. M.
till 9 D. III. and that not more than four
Guarts of booze may be sold to any one per-
son at one time. 10 understand how dlScOm-
filing these provisions are 10 the bOotle99er'
II nusf be explained that the Williams Act
of 1888. providing for liquor store in Pas
Cuotank. fixed the closing hour of the Pas
quotank store at o'clock p. IN.
Now it is not convenient for lot of peo-
pie to get to the liquor store before p. H.
and there are many imprOmptu drinking
parties staged at night after liquor store
closing hours Taking advantage OF this
early closing hour, boolleggers lay in lib
eral supplies Of popular brands OF liquor
for resale after lie stores closing hours.
When the liquor store door was locked at
CD. m. it was easy enough to sell soc pint
goods to he thirsty ones at $1.23; neat
profit of -l5c on the package.
But with EQnIor stores open until p. III.
hundreds Of people who have had to resort
to booilcgscrs for their supplies will be able
to buy direct from the liquor store, saving
the bootlesgcr profit. And ihen, too, lot
of folks who wouldn't dare be caught en-
teriae or leaving liquor store in broad
dayTabi. would not hesitate to sneak in and
out under Tie cover of darkness.
Nh&t effect the four-quart limit will have
in restraint OF bootlcgginG is highly prob
lematicaL We haven't seen the phraSeology
of the bill Such provisions usually mean
that Tie bootieggcr has 10 make four trips
to the liquor store to buy 81 pints, instead
of one trip Just little announcement for the
bootlcg3er; that's all.
The daily independent., 1937-02-05
A FUTURE DIPLOMAT

The following letter addressed to the beWhiskered
and jova patron saint of the holiday season should
pay dividends:
Please bring me bisikkle so can get to school
on time. Also a punching bag so I can get strong
fer moving the lawn, and big red Wagon so 1
can bring in stove wood need roller skates too so
I can run erands faster for mother.
Yours truly,
WILLIE JONES'"