The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1937-03-04
SbeciaI School Bond Election
TO Be Held Sat-, March Is
The
Commentator

ening thing when the warm sun
plays around the corners and peo-
ple greet you with mice morn
ing" Drivulets of water in the
streets look toward spring, too. Add
also the boys lounging against the
sun-warmed brick of the Palmer
House in your spring notes. Slow
ed gaits and Strengthened backs as
Sank Centresidents hike their
chins out Of muffled collars to
speak of warmer weather. An alb
sence of those Minnesota Special
headpieces that the gals all detest.
And a few opened doorways in
business houses and shirt-sleeved
gentry bustling from one to anoth-
er. Another note that puts dim
uendo on the winter is the fact
that pay stations of the telephone
company are beginning to pay bet
ter portraying more travellers. All
me, my galoshes are rent in places,
my overcoat will not do for another
month-it's got to be spring.
49,
COFFEETIME- Precisely at 8 Of
an afternoon the boys gather at
various coffee shops where the
banter grows spirited and they for
get the business world. It's the be
I lief of many that the coffee cup is
an instrument for the promotion of
business as well, and many deals
are closed over cup. Friendships
drip from the cup and saucer as
well; a man can open up with
what he has to say over the intim-
acy Of the java container. Our sug-
gestion Is a coffee hour for politi-
clans. Wed have better and saner
lawmakers.
MAIN STREET. FANTASIES
What would Main Street be with
out: a new ping pong champ each
week ). that curved pipe that &C
companies Irv Dobbs about
those tales Of yore as only George
OGara can tell them :. The har
umph that accompanies Harley For
syth's conversation . that by
line of Harry Schmidt's well
what do you know"
Cold weather has raised hob will
several of the plate glass window
in the business street. Cold snap
sent the glass Drifting. Applica
tions of heat from the insid
: prompted the cracking. In on
store the window has cracked from
top to bottom.
BTTS-I like cherry pie with
. tartness that squints eyes an
Fuckers jaws. (How else would 20
.. say it?) Business notes catalogue
for price rises have changed every
thing but the covers the first @
March. The Pants Era will soon b
: with us when the damsels of tn
hamlet don that which was reser,
ed for brother years ago. Beaco
Hill is the name Of the knoll o
which resides the water tower
Sank Centre. When the beaco
light was placed on the tower, re!
idents were so awed that Beaco
Hill Immediately seemed the NAM
BROTTIERS-Mos amazing al
the tales that arise when familie
are separated, when a brother got
away. From the pages of famil
histories arise some of the most il
teresting yarns. Frinstance, Ra
Pangburn died at the age of
years without even seeing or know
E ing that he possessed a brothe
This week Mr.. Pangburn's wido
received a letter from the lost br'
ther, whom she likewise had nevt
known.
G BUSINESS GRIPES Thin,
that get under a lumberman
skin :. The customer who so de
. initely announces that he wants
= board +. you oughta have ne
q hat" said the well meaning cler
). what for" was the reply Of II
- indignant customer Haunting
e hat of questionable vintage. 9TH
- one hasn't even a hole in it."
EMBARRASSING-It's fast ia
time when you take your ''be
girl" for a ride and she discove
a glove that is obviously not hel
& How do YOU explain it, buddy?