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The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1937-12-10
RESPONSE TO
RED CROSS ROLL CALL
Ludwig Martel, T A. Brevick
Edw. Tweig, J. H. lesser, Robt
Haffner, Guv ]. Milligan, Jane

LuQWlS NdItc4s "A. oASs1Sn
Edw. Tweig, J. H. lesser, Robt
Hatfner, Guy J. Milligan, Jane
Leonard Riggs, Jake Linthacum
Torske, A. E. Waldorf, Tom Ham
mer, Harry Callahan, Frank Elder
Bob Ross, Henry Kray, Jr., Ralph
Peck, Norman Markuson, Rev
Dietrich, Albert Greenwald, Mrs
Grace Dillon, Tom Mouatt, Fred
Benzel, John Putnam, Jake Con-
YER, Dwight Niles, K. Nagashima
L. R. Cool, John w. Bulls, R. A.
Riggs, Eric Walker, Mrs. w. A.
Russell, DR. v. Wolf, Albert Hill,
Mr.. HUMPHREYS, Ray J. Lehn,
Stark Bair, A. Boath, Jacob Kern,
Frank Flores, Guy Turner, J: B.
Quest, Mrs. Mabel Brekke, Clyde
Dygert, J. E. Candee, c. R.. Sto-.
baugh, Harry E. Cox, L. J. Torske,
Joseph Torske, Laurence Wend-,
land, A. J. Kalberg, Bert Slater,
W. M. Lynde, B. H. Mccarthy,
Geo W. Gustafson, Kendall VOL
colt, Mrs. Geo. W. GuStafson, j.
D. Conway, Mrs. Jacobson, Mrs. F.
S. Morrison, Hotel Becker, Homer
Neuenswander, Lucille Savage.
Laurence johnson, Albert May, G..
e. Daniels, Big Horn Trading Co.
Leo Colstad, Gamble Store, W. G..
Woodward Co. Harold Koontz,
Meat Market. Sibley Drug Co.,
Mrs. j. J. Ping, J J. Ping, L. s.
McAllister, Jensen Beauty Shop,
H. g. w. Cafe, G.. L. Ewing, Henry
Pitsch, DR.. G. A. Baker, DR.. West
phal, Mark Chezum, E. L. Kelley,
Bylund's Jewelry Store, J. j. Sui
Ivan, Third st. Candy Store,
Harriet Theatre, DR.. W. A. Ran
sier, Mystyle Shop, Bud & Waits
Service Station, Jens Kalberg,
Merrill Evenson, Herbert George.
A. M. c. Crilly, F. E. Burlingame,
Chas. Elder, Raymond Morsette,
John Swindle, Frank Kopriva.
EsAl Cammock, Montana Power
Co., Orville Ross, Mrs. Pearl
Calderwood. H. J. Kamerzel, Safe
way Stores, Mary Bowman, How
ard Wagner, Cottage Bakery, W.
J. Brekke, Bessie Cook, Gordon
Brekke, Farmers Union Creamery,
Miles g. Ulmer. Ray Zelka,
Saunders Lumber Co., Kendrick
House. Chas. Schneider, Dell Kelly,
Ed Kopac, A. H. Roush, Carl
Rankin, Dan w. Maddox, DR.. L.
E. Haverfield, AL Brotherson, DR..
Jaynes, Sawyer Stores, Mary Jane
Buzzetti, Gracia Dillon, w. H.
Reilly, H. w Funston, Mrs. w. e.
Warren, Big Horn Garage, w. M.
Murfin. Carl Bowman, Edna MIL
Ter, Joe Astle, Mrs. Dan knight,
H. w. Willcutt, The Daily Re-
minder, sigma Dahl, Sue 3. Yer
gey, s. A. Yergey. M. M. Brooks,
G. Borghilde Dahle, Rev. VIM.
Werner, Jacob Dewald, Robert A..
Vickers.
Lodge Grass-Malvina johnson,
Clara E. Odds, Frank Menu, VIM.
Thomas Bob Brookins, w. L. NC
Comas, Ted Baker, Lois West, M.
Smith. Ole Nelson, Mrs. Ole Mel,
son, c. L. Lohmaier. Mrs. C. L.
Lohmaier, O. L. Matthews, Fred
Owens, Mrs. Fay T. Abel, +. J,|
Davis, Clifford Smith, Ben Law
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

~AA40~y w. VA<\
O'Clock at Court House hall.
Sunday school. 10 o'clock;
The public Is cordially invited
to attend.
God, the Preserver Of Man." is
the subject Of the lesson-sermon
which will be read in all Churches
of Christ, Scientist, on Sunday,
Dec. IL.
The golden text is: 1.-The Lord
shall deliver me from every evil
work, and will preserve me unto
His heavenly kingdom; to whom
be glory for ever and ever" III
Tim. 4:18).
Among the citations which COM
prise the lesson-sermon are the
following from the Bible: HE that
dwelleth in the secret place OF the
most high shall abide under the
shadow of the Almighty" CPsm.
91:1).
The lesson-serunon also includes
the following passage from the
Christian Science textbook: Sci
ence and Health with Key to the
Scriptures" by Mary Baker Eddy:
"The relations of God and man.
divine principle and idea, are in
destructible in science, and SCI
ence knows no lapse from nor re-
turn to harmony, but holds the
divine order or spiritual law, In
which God and all that He creates
are perfect and eternal, to have
remained unchanged in its eternal
history" Opp 470, 471).
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COMMUNITY CHURCH

Sunday, Dec. IL.
Thought for week: While some
people are saying, 1T can't be
DONE" they are constantly being
surprised by somebody doing it.
To refuse responsibility does not
in any sense relieve us from plain
duty. Because another has to
tackle our job we are not thereby
excused from it.
Go to Sunday school next Sun
day.
Sunday school 10. Glasses for
all ages.
Morning worship, II.
Y. P. S., $50.
Evening service, 7:30. Subject,
rs Salvation Obtained by Long
Drawn Out Process.
Regular mid-week services.
An old-fashioned welcome awaits
you.
REV. BEN NELSON,
Pastor,
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ADVENTURE Is COMING
st IN THE AMERICAN BOY

Readers who like adventure
and the lure Of far places win
find plenty to please them In
coming issues Of TILE AMERICAN
BOY Magazine. They'll read, for
instance, Of seaanen and sabotage
and San Francisco waterfront
trouble; Of daring: adventure In
the world Of pseudo-science, and
Of a feud aboard a plunging, roll
ing battleship. .
They'll read, too, Of excitement
aboard q transport plane blaring
over jungled Mexican mountains.
and Of stranger planes that are
not bound to earth but swing
through the .noiselessness Of space.
Readers. can follow q young ex-
Mountie as he searches for clues
in the Wild northlands, and. Tier
ney, the pie-eating detective, on
the trail OF city criminals.
A new feature In THE AMERI-
CAN BOY IS picture pages that
tell stories. Pictures, for instance,
that wildly show q day In the
life of a coast -guardsman, and
how an Eskimo husky sled dog
does his work. They transmit
the thrill Of, battling q hundred
pound, water churning tarpon.
Tips on how It's done are also
given pictorially-ranging from
how to run a broken field to
how to be correct in a ballroom!
NOTE: Subscription prices OF
THE AMERICAN BOY will be
raised In the near future. Send
your subscription order at once
to take advantage OF the bargain
rates now In effect: one year at
$50 or three years at $500. For
eign subscriptions SOC a year
extra. Send your name, address
and remittance to THE AMERICAN
Boy, 1880 Second Blvd, Detroit,
Mich. On news stands the price
Is 16& a copy. 49,
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Memberships Are Rolling into the
Office of County Chairman
: Stanley A. Yergey.

The Red Cross membership roll
call for Big Horn county is pro-
crossing favorably though at this
writing, Wednesday morning, re-
ports are not yet complete. Be-
low is a list of those taking out
memberships, so far as reported:
Hardin-J. D. Mcdowell, Clar-
ence Roberts, F. M. Lipp, Lloyd
Snyder, James Schoer, Fred Zier,
Mrs. Gladys Schoer, Adam Tippi,
John T. Young, Mrs. Harry Atkins,
J aphAEl>~l>-, Harry AJKlnS, Mrs.
D. A. Dickson, Fred Stern, Mrs. J.
Redcher, VIM. Lind, J. Peterson,
Walter Hammer, Chas. Buzzetti,
Walter Sawyer, Irma Ballard, Lee
verne Brown, Al sibley, N. A. Paul.
DR.. Shubert, Helen S. Koch, Mrs.
c. D. Goodnow, Mrs. Orrin Weir,
Fred Lauster, J. Gayle Sawicki,
Annabelle Ross, Mrs. Guy Turner
Ray c. Thompson, J. B. Janney,
VIM. TRULY, Mrs. Harry Grunder.
Rose Spetz, Margaret Small, M. A.
Thompson, J. N. Thompson, Ger
.aldine Westwood, Vehrn Mayo, H.
r. Salyer, Margaret Leikvold, Lo-
nita Kurtz, J. H. Stovall, Grace
Garrison, Lura P. Strand, Mrs.
Kirkland, Edna Tobias, Miss FL
hngwood, Lucy Batty, Father C.
u. Owens, Mr.. Lindquist, Mr.. Platz,
Miss DIETRICH, F. Dornberger, Miss
: Meyer, Juanita Fish, Miss Plum
mer, Miss Bemis, Mrs. Macleod
W. L. Bell, F. c. Price, c. v. War;
field, John Manola, Thos. D
Clump, T. A.. Weir, v. J. Morris
z. e. Jackson, J. G. Hogan, E. J
Weyser, ]. N. sturznegger. DON
aid Beary, Chas. Weigand, Ed
more Hafner, Dewey Laurence
June McAllister, David Hannant
John Weisee, w. E. Mcdonald
Robert Seaman, Guy Sixberry
VIM. Trenholmes, Mrs. Ira Coch
ran, E. p. Pattison, Lyle Foubert,
Bob Thomas, F. w. Kopplin, Ivan
Ford, Chas. German, A. c. Bile;
Harry Heitzman, Bear Beary, Ed
ward West, Walter Grooms, Har-
vey Gould, w. A. Beary, Wilbu
Bullock, Leon Striker, Harvey H.
Barnett, Helene. Barnett,
Tavern Bulls, Ike Grooman
Alec Mills, r. Warren, c. A. Cork
ms, L Tintinger, J. F1schbach
Ed Stark, e. L. jacobson, w. A
Walker, c. Roush, c. A. Bentley
Pearl Linthacum, Charles L. Paul
Joan Wright, H. d. Kenyon, Jas
per Long, John E. Rice, J. A
Perry, Ray McKittrick, Dave
Pitsch, NJ. q. Tschirgi, John
6hreve, B. w. Kronmiller, Bob
Kruger, Joe Olenik, c. c. Quinn
John Schneider, r. j. Riley, F. 8
Morrison, w. 8. Brooks, W. d
King, Henry Frickle. Jr, No: 4
G. A. Randall, Fred Roush, B. J
Neinhesselink, D. A. Ramp, Nick
Dethlefson, d. L. Egnew, O. E
Henry Ulrich, C.. T
Devore, q. 3. Wright, Mrs. Henry
9ohenderltne, Tom Macleod, Mrs
3. @. Kuehn, Blanche 3. Baker
John. Emanuel Roth
1850 tf4fNE 4f4lrgNH RER
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SUNDAY SERVICES AT
M. E, CHURCH

The church Is the noblest and
best organization in the world"
Church school, Gas a. m. Mrs.
J. J. Ping, Supt. A big sing the
first fifteen minutes. Come early,
you will enjoy it. Glasses for all
ages.
Morning worship, II o'clock.
subject, Crossed Currents of To-
day. Organist, Mrs. w. J. Brekke.
Epworth League, $50 p. m.;
Leighton Gustafson. Come, there
was a very good league last Sun
day night.
Junior League, 4 p. m, Sunday.
This group will meet on Sunday
instead Of Monday during the
month Of December.
Monday night, 7:30, official
board meeting. All members are
urged to be present.
Wednesday night, 7:45. devo-
tional service.
Thursday, 2:so p. M, Ladies'
aid.
Friday, 7:so p. M. choir prac-
tice. If you love to sing, you are
welcome.
Coming event-December 10,
family night" and colored slides:
Negro Crosses Jordan" and "Sav-
ior, Thy Dying Love-"
You are extended q most cordial
invitation to attend the services.
REV. ALBERT HILL,
l.. IT, Pastor
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It is pleasant to think Of the
Christmas spirit as 1t prevails In
lands where normality and reason
and the Christian spirit still
abide. One never grows too old,
too warped, too sodden and sour
to become tmpervious to the glow
Of pleasure that comes from pres
ent participation and which pene-
trates the soul more deeply when
1t steals In with memories vagrant
from the past.
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-" NOTICE TO CREDITORS :,
Estate OF FRANK NEuHoLD. De-

Notice Is hereby Riven by the un-
dersigned Administrator Of the. Es-
tate Of Frank, Neuhold: deceased. to"
the creditors Of and all persons hav-
ing claims against the said deceased
to exhibit them. with the necessary
within four months. after
the first publication Of this notice. to
the said Administrator at the Office
his undersigned. attorneys. at Har-
din. in the County of Big Horn. State
of Montana.
Dated at Hardin. Montana. Nov. go.
-. ANDREW MILLER.
Administrator OF the Estate Of Frank
Neuhold. Deceased. - -,
Quinn & Maddox. Attorneys for Adj
minisrator. Hardin. Montana. :
Pub. Dec. 10. II. "a. 81. 1887
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managed TO lana
me a guest-star
spot on a net
work program.
N B c officials
were listening
and. thinking me
material for q
build-up. started
their campaign
by putting me
into a slu1nber
h o Ut program
late in the eve
ming. The show
had been lag
Hinv and Oro.
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gram producers thought that some
torrid songs would pep il up. II
turned out that folks didn't want
snap with their slumber music -
and, consequently. they didn't want
me.
Flying High" presently closed,
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1937-12-10

But out past the streets turther
end, over beyond Honolulu, where
yesterday Is today and today Is
worse than yesterday, there are
no Christmas trees for many mil
lions; no Christmas spirit; no
peace on the aarth of the old, old
Chinese. Little there, there is,
save murder raining down from
the empyreal veil that lies be-
tween the homeless, hapless be-
ings and the far-distant myster-
iousness we know as the final
kingdom of God. Where 10000, 900
people are bringing slavery to
400, 000, 900, what hope can there
be that the Spirit of Galilee may
prevail for even this brief season.
It now is the integrity of the
Chinese customs service. And
that, you know, is mortgaged.
The perambulating cutbank at
Los Angeles is the latest assurance
that other slumps don't prevent
real estate from moving.
Some ichthyologist reports TO-
600 varieties OF pisces-otherwise
fish. The census of the various
varieties of suckers must be about
complete.
It looks more than ever as If
the japanese Interpretation of an
open door in China Is based on
the hypothesis of the Chinese US
ing only the servants entrance
Last weeks newspapers carried
the seasonal line-four weeks to
shop. II there were only four
dollars to shop with. But why
finish the sentence. A stream
lined wallet is Just that.
The contents of the big dam at
Fort Peck would make q dirt road
eighteen feet wide, one foot thick.
and long enough to reach twice
around the world. The obvious
comment belongs exclusively to the
river.
Federal highway funds cannot
keep pace with the demand &C.
casioned by heavier and speedier
traffic. That will not worry the
speed demons. They don't expect
the highway to keep up with them
anyway.
Nearly $780, 1000 of Montana state
warrants could be turned into.
cash If the holders would Just
send them in. It is said "they
clutter up the books" Purely out
of sympathy for the book-keepers,
this writer would be willing to
accept that small sum-.
Robbers looted an Illinois post
Office of $4,000 and abducted the
towns chief Of police. They prob
ably realized that the money would
all be gone, and took the cop
along for exhibit A when the
time comes to tell the grandchild-
rem how things were done back
in the sos"
In the United States senate the
time allowed for debate on the
pending farm bill has been cut to
a maximum total of Sc hours.
How can 96 senator's tell all they.
don't know about farms In so
short q time? And unless the full.
-.SA n1{Wnavam&laa a. hnS TIA
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bill may not sprout much pros
perity to the agrarians. But 1t may
be the senators are just aiming to
put out sort OF summer fallowed
farm bill. ~
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CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
SERVICES NEXT SUNDAY

oU1I0dy CCI1OOI, ~ q. III.
Morning worship, II a. m.
Christian Endeovor, z p. m.
Rev. Robert A. Bentley of Port
land, Ore, a candidate for the pas
torate of the Hardin Congrega-
tional church, will preach in the
morning. Come out and hear him
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1937-12-10

Sometimes 1t is more inspiring
than otherwise to look straight
down the. street. But not always.
Monday was one Of those some
times. On that day the little
Christmas trees put in their ap-
pearance In shop windows and at
sidewalk edges In anticipation Of
the festal season 50 well loved
by one and all Syme Marquisee,s
tree was the first to cast a shad-
ow reminiscent of the distant
forest slopes. But soon 1t was
followed by numerous others, all
Of them fresh, and green and
cheer-giving harbingers of the
big old boy which the Lions club
will anchor to a couple OF bank
buildings, one grocery store and
one building wherein the soft
drink business has become afflic.-
ed with hardening of the arteries.
And it's q fine thing that Christ
mas trees are insensate; that they
do not mistake a moment Of
perfection for the necessity due
the cons, ages, periods, yet to
come; a fine thing that unlike
we mortals they do not crouch"
and crab and give various other
manifestations Of having stolen
green apples for q purpose. For
snow Slovels, parked cars, the
tracks Of men and dogs, some
Edust and cigarette stubs, along
| with some things that might be
| classed as debris, had taken both
! sylables out OF pristine as the
word is used in connection with
the beauty found in woodlands
when the evergreens cast their
darkling images to mottle the vir-
gin snow to a pattern Of sheen
I and shadow.
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From the tail Of my eye
I saw q lady pass by
I saw a lady pass BY
Had a glimpse of q sheer
silk stocking.
From there my mind ran
TO the armed men Of Japan
And their actions 50 terribly
shocking.
Thought: II the girls over here
Could see their way clear
To the wearing Of wool,
or Of cotton,
They might help the Chinese
Whom the whole world agrees
Are victims Of q deal
= that Is trotten.
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1937-12-10

'aAnd two good American indus
tries could take that on the chin
without getting counted out.
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In the United States senate the
time allowed for debate on the
pending farm bill has been cut to
a maximum total of Sc hours.
How can 96 senators tell all they.
don't know about farms in so
short q time? And unless the full.
quota Of elimination Is had, the
The Hardin tribune-herald. [volume] (Hardin, Mont.) 1925-1973, 1937-12-10

Robbers looted an Illinois post
Office Of $4,000 and abducted the
towns chief Of police. They prob
ably realized that the money would
all be gone, and took the cop
along for exhibit A when the
time comes to tell the g%randchild-
rem how things were done "back
in the '30's"
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Nearly 100000 Of Montana state
warrants could be turned into
cash If the holders would Just
send them in. It Is said "they
clutter up the books" Purely out
of sympathy for the book-keepers,
this writer would be willing to
accept that small sum.
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
WAsHINGToN's BEAUTIFUL SUBURB
SILVER SPRING

LOTS 70x11O-$10O DowN-TERMs AS
LOW AS SO PER MONTH
so interest. Avail yourself now of these
beautiful lots offered by bank interested
in Silver Spring development. Overlooking
park and senior high school, wooded. high
elevation, cool suburbs, blue stone streets,
sewer. water, electricity, etc. Prices range
from $500 to Sd 100.
WILL FINANCE RESPONSIBLE
INDIVIDUALS
Drive out Georgia Ave to Silver Spring
traffic light. right on Colesville Rd to
franklin Ave. then right on Flower Ave.
to property Phone Mr.. Lutes. SH. 213O,
for appointment.
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
Will FINANCE RESPONSIBLE
INnTVTnTIAT,S
HOUSES FOR SALE

FOR $5.45O WE WILL BUILD you a six
room modern brick home with oil burner
and air-conditioning: small amount of cash
needed.
will also build you q 4-family fiat for
so $50 81 900 cash needed.
Our builder has been actively engaged
in building in and near Washington for 10
years. Let US show you some of these
homes.
We would be glad to confer with you
in the construction of any size buildings
or the remodeling Of any property. GEN
ERAL BUSINESS. INC. S516 Conn. Ave.
Cleveland 1303-1304
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
HOUSES FOR SALE
(ContinuedO
WOODBRIDGE BARGAIN, $3.50

stone trimmed house. q rooms. ultra mod
ern kitchen, Hollywood bath, cedar clos
cts, mirror doors, chestnut trim, slate
roof, detached garage. For sale by owner.
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
WATERFRONT PROPERTY

ATLANTIC CITY-win rent for summer.
beautiful furn. home in best residential
section; rent reasonable. CLeve. 2949.
BARGAIN-Furnished all-year bungalow.
Shadyside, Md. Electric pump, fireplace
modern: good bathing fishing, grabbing
GLEN ISLE, SOUTH RIVER. 10 miles
from D. c. by Central Ave.-Lots, 500
up; So mo. Greenwood 1919 or MA. 1911.
SALE lots 15Ox15O #. each. cottage L
150x150 #. lot, reas.; As min. drive
D. C.. Shepherd 1726-W. after p. m.
THREE-ROoM BUNGALOW on salt water,
81 miles from Washington: bathing.
boating, fishing. clubhouse, stores. house
deliveries of groceries and ice: free school
bus. Total price of bungalow. including
two lots. 5000. Easy terms Boz CAT
Times Herald.
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
HILLCREsT

new, detached, brick home. built by
all day labor complete in every detail.
furred walls. weatherstripped. oil heat,
built-in garage. etc, Moderately priced
Always open. 22O1 31st Pl. s. E.. or
call Lincoln 00S2.
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
HOUSES FOR SALE
(Continued)

FIFTH AND G SITS. N. e.
Brick. six rooms. and bath: electricity,
hot-water heat; in excellent condition;
price reasonable.
R. A. HUMPHREYS
sos N Capitol. Realtor MA. 6739
The Washington times., 1937-05-01
LOTS FOR SALE

WE WILL SELL at absolute auction Is
large homesites on Old Georgetown Road
Just north of Bethesda. Monday. May 8.
$50 p. m Easy terms. Souvenirs free.
United Auction Co., 1927 K St. N. W.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1937-07-08
Judge Often Handed Down
Humor From the Bench"

we, for the remainder of the case,
call it a pony?"
In another case before Justice
Darling-in which Cockney ca
terer was suing to recover the cost
of a picnic luncheon he had pro-
vided for large number of peo-
ple-the plaintiff waxed highly in
dignant, under cross-examination,
when it was suggested that his
sandwiches were mostly ''bread
and bread" with the ham con-
spicuous only by its absence.
81 ham amazed; ham sur
prised; I ham," he sputtered.
''That viii dol" interrupted OAR
ling. ST suggest that had you
been more generous with your
hams on another occasion and a
little less liberal with them here,
you might not have found your
self in this situationl"- Kansas
City Star.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1937-07-08
Late Lord Darling Livened
Drab Scenes With
Pleasanfries.

Many are the stories told about
Lord Darling-better known as
Mr.. Justice Darling, 'England's
wittiest judge"-who died recent
ly. He was a poet, with several
published volumes to his credit.
But it was his humor from the
bench" that made his name al
most a household word.
On one occasion, a ta1esman
claimed exemption from jury duty
on the ground that he was COM
pletely deaf in the left ear.
"You can co." said Judge OAR
ling, gravely; 81 cannot have any
one in the jury box who cannot
hear both Sides"
A lawyer who had the misfor-
tune never to have acquired the
ability to use the letter ''h" IRE
lates Silvain Mayer in his illegal"
reminiscences), was engaged be-
fore Justice Darling in a case
which had relation to a horse.
For some time the lawyer kept re-
ferring to the animal as ian
orse" After a while, Darling
looked down and said:
''Was the animal large horse
or a little one?"
"Oh, little one"
''Then." said the judge. "may
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1937-07-08

VOU can stay on the cool side
! this summer and still bask in
the sunshine of Hattery If you'll
look to Sew-Your-Own for your in
SEPARATION. Witness today's trio of
smart fashions: do they not fair
ly take you by the hand?
For Sheer Comfort
The model portraying the cool
poise Of a well groomed cosmo-
politan, above center, can be
yours, Milady, with very little ta-
doc: Choose a beauteous dark
ground sheer for this stylish frock.
Personal Item No. i.
This cleverly designed slip is,
In a way, like the lovely flower
born to blush unseen for it knows
its place and keeps it. Because
of superb styling, this slip offers
new chic to the meticulous wom-
an. It has wide shadow proof
panel, and smooth fashionable
lines that make for a well turned
out appearance.
Sweet m Tart.
As wholesome and becoming as
her suntan, is this exciting new
dress for Miss Junior Deb or her
kid sis. 1t is young enough to
please its youthful client, and
pretty enough to satisfy the most
fastidious mother. Noteworthy is