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The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

the Presbyterian church to exhume
the body of the man believed by
many historians to be Marshal Ney.
The earth in and around the
small grave will be sifted in search
of a bullet Marshal Ney allegedly
carried in his leg as result of bat
tie during the Napoleonic campaigns.
"It has virtually been established
as a fact that Peter Stuart Ney and
Marshal Ney were the same person,
but we hope to discover some hidden
fact that will give additional proof
scientifically. Handwriting experts
have examined the writings of the
two men and have stated they are
identical. Historical facts also prove
that Marshal Ney actually escaped
and came to America where he lived
as an educator" MIR. Allison said.
"There is just one chance out of a
hundred that we will find anything
of great value, but that one chance
is certaily worth going AFTER" Mr..
Allison said.
Many persons claim that Marshal
Ney, sentenced to death for treason,
escaped the firing squad and came
to America. The gunners are reputed
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04
Business Off During
January This Year
Industrial Activity Has Dropped
After Steady Climb Since
Month of October

The Federal Reserve board report
ed in Washington this week industrl-
al activity slid back several notches
in January after steady climb since
October.
The board seasonally-a adjusted in
dex of industrial production which
usually swings upward in January,
was 115 per cent of the 1923-25 av-
erage compared with 121 in Deem
Der and ia in November.
Steel production showed some in
crease, but the gain was less than
the usual seasonal upturn. The board
said automobile output was curtailed
by strikes in January and the first
half of February and added that
since these have been settled pro-
duction has risen sharply.
Substantial decreases were listed
in January production of lumber
mills, plate glass factories, textile
mills and meat packing establish
mentS.
One bright spot was a substantial
rise in the value of construction con-
tracts.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04
Will Exhume Body
to Settle Disputes
Argument as to Whether School
Teacher Was Marshal Ney
Will Be Settled

Some time between March Is and
April the body of Peter Stuart
Ney, school teacher who was buried
in 1916 in the cemetery at the Third
Creek Presbyterian church near
Statesville, will be exhumed in an
effort to discover hidden facts that
might scientifically prove him to be
Marshal Ney of France, military
strategist for Napoleon Bonaparte, it
was announce in Charlotte Saturday.
c. w. Allison, a student of Ney's
life, said he was requesting Senator
Robert R. Reynolds, historians, sci
entists, and others to be present for
the grave opening.
He has already been granted per-
mission by the pastor and session of
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04
MRS. JOHN PLUMMER DIES

Rev. w. T. Wilmington and Rev.
Grover Trivett held funeral services
Sunday afternoon at the West JEFF
ferson Baptist Church for Mrs. John
Plummer, who died at her home
Saturday at the age of IS years.
Mrs. Plummer was highly re-
spected woman in her community
who will be missed by those who
knew her. She is survived by her
husband, and the following brothers
and sisters: Ebert, Mack, Andy,
John, Willard, and Robert Duvall;
Mrs. Sallie Chapel, and Lille Cali
her.
Funeral arrangements were in
charge of Badgers Funeral Home.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04
NOTICE OF SUMMONS

North Carolina
Ashe County
In the Superior Court
Nellie Davis VS. Roy Davis
The defendant above named will
take notice that an action entitled as
above has been commenced in the
Superior Court of Ashe County for
a divorce vinculo, and the said de-
PENDANT will further take notice that
he is required to appear on the Goth
day of March, 1887, before the Clerk
of the Superior Court of said county
and answer Or demur to the COM
plant in said action, or the plaintiff
will appeal to the Court for the re-
lief demanded to said complaint
This Oath day of February 1887.
J. D. STANSBERRY,
3-25p Clerk Superior Court.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

to have aimed their guns high and
that after the burst of fire, Ney fell
to the ground as though he were
fatally wounded. It is claimed that
he landed at Charleston, S. c., and
that he was recognized there by
former comrades in Napoleon's army
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

EDWARDS BUS will leave West
Jefferson on Sunday, March 18th
at a. m. for Bel Air, Md. Special
rates. For information or reservation
call at West Jefferson Hotel or write
w. B. Edwards, Darlington, Md.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

WANTED-We will pay IS cents for
best grade crosties. Price of other
grades in proportion. No mixed oak.
Wilkes Tie and Feed Co., North
Wilkesboro, N. c. 3-4p
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

WANTED-To take orders for fruit
trees, ferns, shrubs and flowers for
Stark Brothers Nursery Company,
one of the oldest and most reliable
firms in America. Stark's have ex-
elusive rights to all of the late
Luther Burbank products. Mrs. J. c.
Gambill, Beaver Creek, N. c. C
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04
Attention.!

We would like call to the attention of the people of
Ashe county, friends and the members of Burial
Association to the fact that OUR BURIAL ASSOCIATION
not only operated in Ashe county, but also Watauga
Allegheny and Wilkes making total of four counties.
We also operate a completely equipped up-to-date
Funeral Home in each Of these counties giving you well
arranged and dgnfed service All of our work is done
by licensed and thoroughly trained who have had
years of experience under reliable funeral directors
By operating Burial Association in four counties
instead of Ashe just county, it makes it possible
for to be careful about the selection of
bers This not only enables to have very large
bershp but also to have very healthy and strong Asso
citation well.
When in the hour of grief and you call Organiza
tion you be assured of quiet dignified sympathetic
and completely arranged service.
We make our home in the Funeral Home. This does
not only enable to give you very prompt courteous
SERVICE but also with the bodies of loved and
friends from the time they brought into our Funeral
Home until they are carried home.
Our telephone is by bed We are always at Home.
Service "a hours day.
Reins-Sturdivant Burial Association
and Funeral Home
LADY ATTENDANT AMBULANCE SERVICE
West Jefferson, North Carolina
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

WANTED-Tenent farmer for gen.
eral farming; good house, running
water, partly furnished; must be
reliable. See j. B. Pierce, Crumpler,
N. c.. n
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

WANTED-A few truck loads
of curley maple logs. For
prices see B. w. Jones, of
Lansing, N. c. Alp
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

FOR SALE-800 large bales of
wheat straw, Csc per bale. Mrs.
Carrie McLelland, Stony Point, NJ C.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

The Kiwi-Kiwi bid of New Zeal
and has no wings and is about the
size of an ordinary hen.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

The Laughing Jackass" is a bird.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

A Massachusetts, chicken laid a
perfectly square egg.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

FOR SALE-2 yoke of oxen, weigh
about 1900 and 1900 pounds, good
shape and good workers. E. F. Gam
bill, Crumpler, N. c. c
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04

A Japanese plum tree is 500 years
old and only three feet tall.
The Skyland post. [volume] (West Jefferson, N.C.) 193?-1988, 1937-03-04
Want Ads
Twenty-Five Cents Charged
for Each Want AID

Statesmen Wanted
MAN WANTED for Rawleigh Route
of 800 families. Good profits for
hustler. We train and help you.
Write today Rawleigh's, Dept. NCC-
249-SA22, Richmond, Virginia.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
D 0 u CL- A S
NE W S
BIRTHDAY PARTY HONORS
MRS. X. j. DUPREE HERE

Thanksgiving Eve was the time
and her birthday the incentive for
a party honoring Mrs. Robert Du-
pree. held at the Parish Hall, as
sembling many of her friends. In
vited guests included Mesdames G..
Kirkham, M. Jensen, F. Gallwas, S.
Devon, r. Davis, r. Fraser, F.
Pearce, w, E. Cahill, j. r. Guerin,
e. Hachmeister, A. r. Edwards, Ed.
Bach, A. Gair, J. Sey, M. j. Kibby
w Kilburn. l.. Sebenico, M. Moran,
e. Engstrom. M. Pusich, j. r. Lang
seth, j. o. Kirkham, G.. Woodbury.;
Misses Alice and Betty Sey, and the
hostesses Mrs. Roy Dupree and Mrs
Jack Sey. During the evening auc-
ton bridge and whist were played,
Mrs. Charles Fox taking first prize
for bridge and Mrs. J, o. Kirkham
low, and high score for whist was
held by Mrs. Moran, low Mrs. Ro-
bert Dupree. Delicious refreshments
we're served by the hostesses, the
table attractively decorated, carry
ing out the Thanksgiving motif AS
gift from her friends Mrs. Dupree
was presented with beautiful floor
lamp
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26

beach before any serious damage
resulted
While the fires were extinguis1ed =
without property loss the following
personal casualties were reported.
Tom Jensen. on his way to the lire I
Wednesday afternoon to aid the fire
boys. fell off the fire truck and was.
stunned but not seriously injured.
At yesterdays fire Leonard johns
son had finger-nail torn off in
the excitement. 80.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
Subway Riding
Real Pleasure
In Old London

LONDON. Nov, &c - London's
subway-pardon, Undergraduates
soft, upholstered seats No foolin'.
And many of the cars have arm
rests Practically luxuriousl They
say folks in evening clothes think
nothing of riding Underground ra-
Their than limousine
This is only one of the contrasts
to New York's subway which amaze
Americans newly arrived in London.
Here are more:
You can smoke on the Under
ground.
You can carry bicycle on it.
You have to open and shut the
doors yourself on many cars--with
the result that trains often run
with the doors wide open.
There's a first and third class
section on every train.
Fares range from two To IA cents,
depending on how far you're going
You buy ticket at the booking
not ticket--office but you don't hand
it to anyone until you leave your
station.
And when you're leaving the sign
will more than likely not read exit
1t will be way out"
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
Game Law Violator
Used Wild Goose
Meat to Bait Marten

Two game law violations are re-
ported from Ketchikan to the Alas
ka Game Commission by Warden
w. r. Selfridge. Red Irwin was
found guilty of trapping before the
season and fined $3.50 and given 80
days suspended sentence. He also
forfeited his trapping license and
wolf trapping permit. Leo Coch-
rane, his partner, was fined s25 for
hunting during the closed season
and forfeited his nonresident hunt
ing license and gun.
Selfridge reported to the Com
mission that Irwin had been trap
ping during the closed season and
using wild goose meat for bait.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
RAY PETERMANS,
+, FRED CROWELLS,
HOSTS YESTERDAY

Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Peterman
and Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Crowell en-
tertained a group of thirty guests at
the Peterman home on Glacier
Highway Thanksgiving day.
Guests of the occasion were Mr..
and Mrs. j. B. LOTUS, Charles and
Audrey, Mr. and Mrs. E. l.. Bart
lett and Doris Ann; Mr.. and Mrs.
Leo Jewett, Marilyn, Dona, Jean
and Bobby; Helen LORI, Mr. and Mrs
Floyd Belts, Robert Rossiter, Mr..
and Mrs. Jack Roehm. Johnnie and
Jean; Maynard Wahlstrom, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ted Burgette, Mickey Crow
ell, Mary Ann Brands. Dannie Gill
liein, Joan Edward, Paul Morgan,
Hercy Johnston and Arthur E. Reed.
~ 49, n
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
HIGHWAY RESIDENTS
OF FRITZ COVE HAVE
THANKSGIVING FEAST

At what was perhaps the largest
house dinner in the Juneau district
yesterday, over thirty Fritz Cove
residents and their friends gathered
at the cabin of John Goodrich near
the end of the Fritz Cove road to
lay waste to turkey and trimmings
Preparing and serving the dinner
was Mrs. Ralph Reischl, Mrs. c. F.
Brown, Mrs. John Martinson, Mrs.
Ole Jackson and Mrs. Caryell.
Photograph music and dancing
marked the remainder of the eve
ming.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
LARGE ATTENDANCE EXPECTED
AT CHAMBER THEATER SHOW

Tickets for the Chamber of Com
merce benefit entertainment to-
morrow evening are going rapidly
and it is readily foreseen that the
S.R.O. sign will have to be hung out
before the entertainment gets under
way.
off to the Races. with the Jones
family and several short subjects
with regular news reel are in
cluded in the movie part of the pro-
gram to which is added several num-
bers of the speaking stage.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
ANOTHER FIFTY-FIFTY

The North Amer can Committee
to Aid Spanish Democracy, with
headquarters in New York City. re-
ported collections of S97,641 1t NOV
ed $43,793 to Spain at reported
cost of $50 .2B9. however, tbs Or
ganization claimed also to have sent
to Spain $l97,575 lin kind" during
tie period.
The Brooklyn Tablet spent $24,-
805 for relief in Spain without lay
ing penny for administration and
overhead.
The American Friends Service
Committee Of Philadelphia turned
in about dollar-for dollar per-
Torrance by contributing $l6,336 for
relief at an overhead and publicity
cost Of $l6,535.
! The Central Spanish Relief Com
mittee for Republican Spain col
lected $23,023 during the period
spent $10,005 for Spanish relief and
$537 for overhead, leaving the bal
ance in the Treasury.
The Spanish and Portuguese Fed
Grafton of Newark collected S1.9l7
and during the five months period
sent S94 to Spain at a recorded cost
of $476. 1t had the balance in the
treasury.
/ In an effort to preserve its true
impartiality, the State Department
declined to indicate which organiza-
tons favored the loyalists, which
the insurgents and which merely
wanted to assuage the suffering.
I
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
SPORT SLANTS

The National Horse Show in Mad-
isbn Square Garden just wouldn't
seem the same without the rotund,
jofial Paddy" Patrick j. O'Con-
nell-if you insist on his full name.
Paddy has been around a long,
long time. If anyone knows all the
answers connected with the BUSH
ness of showing horses it is this old
Irishman.
At present, Paddy is managing the
string exhibited by Judy King of At
lanta, Ga. The 23-year-old South
ern sportswoman won flock of
blue ribbons last year-enough to
cover the walls of the tack room.
q the most part, it was vet
eran group of show horses that
Brought her success. Paddy's as
tute handling played an important
part in making the triumphs pos
sible.
There is an interesting yarn in
how Miss King happened to get hold
of her fine string, and Paddy.
BY way of celebrating her 21st
birthday and the day on which she
came into the huge fortune left by
her father, the late Spurgeon King
Hiss King attended the horse show
in Atlantic City. N. j.
Paddy was showing horses for
Locke Brown, New Orleans cot
ton broker who had suffered fl
nancial reverses. Paddy's purpose
was to dispose of the stock.
Within "a hours Paddy sold the
string to Miss King, and, what's
more, sold his services as manager
along with it.
That wasn't the first time Paddy
was included in deal for that par
ticular stable. Originally, the hors-
es belonged to Miss Gene Brown
Scott of Philadelphia. When Pat
riekzsJ. Lawler. another Philadel-
phian, bought the horses from Mis-.
Scott, Paddy went along with them
Iiawler died and the estate passed
the string--and Paddy-on to Locke
Brown.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
Speed Buster
Is Now Sought
By Film Firms

SALT LAKE CITY, Nov. 26. -
Film rnoguls in Hollywood are seek
ing the services of Capt. E. T. Eys-
ton, England's world record speed
driver.
1t is understood the film produc-
ers, desire to star Eyston in racing
stories. Colonel Eyston, a retired
Army officer, recently cracked the
world speed record on land when he
drove an automobile over 3ll miles
an hour through the measured mile
and back again.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
GOAT STORY STILL
GETTING NOWHERE

The mountaineering goat story
that began with glowing descrip-
ton Wednesday when Paul Hudon
and George Skuse returned from
Tracy Arm with a white old pa
triarch of the crags, has been blown
up-or debated" have it as you
will.
Paul Hudon. who shot the pur-
ported monster, today corrected the
story to read "one ordinary 200
pound goat" according to esti-
mates but Ralph Reischl, inyeter-
ate hunter, guessed the big billy's
weight at somewhere between 300
and 400 pounds-so there you are
how big is big?
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
RELIEF FUND
COLLECTIONS
COST MONEY
For Every ST Sent to Spain
1t Has Taken SIC
to Get 1t
CONTINUED from rage one)

1t for sending $2l ,249 lin kind -
that is, medicine, ambulances, etc.,
mot yet officially tabulated
/ The American Committee for
Spanish Relief in New York City,
reported $23,635 in contributions
during the period without recording
a dollar sent to Spain. Expenditures
for administration and publicity to-
tailed $30,24l.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
POO TlDAE }9eN
IGARBN(DlAE;SI

Tie following are principal foot
ball samcc scheduled to be played
tomorrow afternoon:
Navy vs. Army.
Holy Cross VS.. Boston.
Stanford VS.. Columbia.
N,Y.U VS.. Fordham.
Duke VS.. Pittsburgh
Lolola VS.. Villanova.
Nebraska VS.. Kansas State.
San Francisco VS.. Michigan State.
U.C.LA. VS.. Missouri.
So. California VS. Notre Dame.
Centenary VS. Oklahoma A. & M.
Florida VS. Alabama.
Georgia Tech vs. Georgia
Tulane VS.. Louisiana State.
Rice VS.. Baylor.
Southern Methodist VS.. T.C.U.
Santa Clara VS. Gonzaga.
San Diego Mar. VS.. Oregon.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
CITY HALL
WRECKED DURING GALE

AS result of the strong gale We'd
nesday evening the temporary city
hall building is partially collapsed,
the rear part of the roof resting ON
the ground. ,a
The structure was erected few
days following the fire by group
Of carpenters headed by AL Dishaw
who donated their services to help
The town. Over $500 in lumber is rep
resented to the city by the build-
ing. s6t
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
FOOT BALL @
R{sSW5 rs az

The following are final score Of
football games played on Thanks
giving Day afternoon:
Brown Z. Rutgers g.
Cornell "a; Pennsylvania 20.
Duquesne IA; Detroit IL.
Missouri O; Kansas o.
Alabama 8; Vanderbilt 7.
Tennessee 10; Kentucky 0.
Willamette Al; Nevada IL.
Colorado "a; Denver University 7.
North Carolina 40; Virginia 0.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
Meat, Vegetables
Are Aboard Norah

Fresh meat and green stuff ship
mentS for Juneau merchants who
were running short on account of
The six day tie-up of American
steamers from Seattle, are aboard
the Canadian Pacific steamer Prin-
cess Norah this afternoon from
Vancouver
These shipments will provide Ju-
neau housewives for their Sunday
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
CHIMNEY BLAzEs

The Douglas Fire Department
was called out Wednesday after
noon to extinguish small chimney
fire in the Carl Lindstrom home.
also on Thursday morning the fire
department. put out small blaze in
the Jack Marshall house on the
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
HESSE ON VACATION

For vacation during which time
he expects to look over some mining
property in the Interior, Territorial
Highway Engineer William A. Hesse
expects to get away for Fairbanks
ON the next PAA plane northbound.
Mr.. Hesse is interested in property
on Uhler creek near Jack Wade.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
GUILD TEA POSTPONED

The tea and sale of fancy work
planned by the ladies of st. Luke's
Guild has been postponed, accord
ing to an announcement 1t was
stated that the pillow cases would
be disposed of before Christmas -
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26

Smoking and chewing tobacco
on which taxes were paid totaled
300 $50, $50 pounds in 1886 as COM
pared with 3o4,249,6os pounds the
previous year.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
LEAVING FOR SOUTH

Rex Hartman plans to leave on
the Princess Norah enroute to Port
land where he will look after his
interests for the next two weeks.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
Sharks to Help Nazis

HAMBURG-T oovercome short
age of the finer leather used for
women's foot gear and handbags,
which has resulted from the throt-
Ting of imports under the four
year plan of self-sufficiency fish
ing company has been formed here
to catch sharks in the West Indies
and process the skins and blubber
into leather and oil.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26
ATTENTION DICTIONARIES

Legionnaires are asked to meet
at the Dugout at Las pm. tomorrow
for the funeral of Wilbur Storey.
adv.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26

dinners as it is said there is suf-
ficient to tide the merchants over
until the arrival of the American
steamers on Tuesday.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26

Fewer large cigars were taxed in
1886 than in the previous year. The
government reported 46,535, 755 tax
ed, compared with 60,O58,6 $50 in
1895.
The Daily Alaska empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1926-1964, 1937-11-26

Humphrey Bogart considers him.
self the "least-liked" actor in Hol-
lywood.
Evening star., 1937-07-26
Manners
of the
Moment

f 1OO ne In Tor long tram trip
this Summer you might lust as
well make up your mind to the fac
that you'll run into at least one ole
hand who is going to insist on shown
you the sights. She's been through
New Mexico before, perhaps, and wants
to show YOU the gophers. She sit.
down in your section and starts shout
ing at you: There's one. there's
another; can't you see them? RIgh
there by that cactus next the SAND
pile"
And you try and try and try to
see the gophers. but there are millions
Of cacti and miles of sand piles. and
you can't figure out what the old
girl is seeing, anyhow. After an hour
or two Of this you grow weary But
the old hand is determined that
you're going to see the gophers She's
like people on shipnoard who want
you to see the whale spouting over
on the horizon. You couldn't tell a
whale spout from Rockefeller Center
at that distance.
The only thing to do with thesc
sightseeing barkers is to tell then,
that you have seen all the gopher
you care to see. anyhow. That yot
had gophers for pets as a child Tel,
them you're Romulus and Remus
Tell them anything. but don't admi
to moments curiosity about gophers
or anything else they want to snov
you. For if you do you'll be having
the things pointed out to you at every
telephone pole And that's pretty
often on fast-movins train. JEAN.