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The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26

point of performance.
 The association laboratories, nearly Il years ago and supported by gas companies throughout the country, have been the primary in- fluence in bringing about the sweep ing changes in gas appliance design in the opinion of Connecticut utility executives. Because every range, water heater, space heater, refrigra- teor, hous heating furnace, etc. must pass a series of rigid tests and comply with increasingly rigid standards before receiving the laboratories Blue Seal of Approval the incentive has been. furnished for appliance manufacturers tc produce better and better equip ment.
 Benefits of the laboratories pro. gram to the gas company customer have recently been summarized a! follows: CD the elimination almost entirley of shoddy and unsafe ap. pliances on the market; CD ex. tensive improvements both in per. formance and constructional fea. lures such as strength, durability and convenience of all classes O. gas-burning appliances offered fol sale to the public; (3) a reliable and authoritative national guide 1T purchasing appliances and acces. sories; (4) better gas service througl improvements resulting from re search in gas production, distribu tion and utilization methods; (5 higher cooking and heating efficien- cies, and (6) greater durability convenience and all-around i'm provement in gas service.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
ASKS NEW YORK
 TO SEEK BANDITS

Brookline, Mass, Feb. 26.-UP)-- Brookline police today asked New York authorities to aid in a search for two bandits who early yesterday bound three persons and escaped with nearly $l2,000 in gems, cash and fur coats from the home of Benjamin Kann. automobile dealer.
 Local investigators believed the bandits may have been members of the same gang that engineered the SIPS, ,OOO gem robbery at the South boro mansion of William F. Ken nedy, Boston clothier, last. Novem- Der. Two men now are serving prison terms as members of the quartet that robbed the Kennedy home. Brookline police wired names of two suspects, believed involved in both fobberies, to New York police. NM
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
NRW pE MILE

NEW DE MILE CONTRACT
 Cecil B. DeMil1e, having complet- ed '.The PiainsmAii,g z staring Gary Cooper and Jean Arthur, has sign ed ( new two-year contract with
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26

Officers in the Italian services have been forbidden to marry un- der certain ages-28 in the air force and generally 25 in the army and navy.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
Market Opens Actiue But Very Irregular
Cotton Was to 5 Points Higher-COpper Aided By
 Advances AbrOad-Steels Showed Up Better

up 1-2; Goodyear 1900 at 39 3-8 up 5-8 and Intercontinental Rubber 1400 at 6 1-8 up 1-4.
 Consolidated Textile continued active around 1 3-8 and other low priced shares had large turnover at the outset and in the early trading.
 Steels were better with US. Steel up 8 point at no 5-8 on 1000 shares. Republic made small gain. Douglas Aircraft jumped IA to 63 1-2 at the opening and Boeing Aircraft made new high at 48@up 1-8. Douglas later extended its advance.
 Trading quieted after the opening in thee main list. Prices were firm. Chrysler opened at 126 up a point after some dif1iculty in arriving at price. General Motors made 8 small gain. 7
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
FORECLOSURES

The following foreclosures were granted today in common pleas court by Judge Edward J. Finn:
 HOLC against Thomas M. Fre- ncy and others, debt, $12,57O, law days, October 14-l8.
 Naugatuck Savings E n k 2. ..ainst Adelaide I. Leary. debt S4,63O, law days, May 24-25.
 In superior court by Judge Flank F. McEvOy:
 Waterbury Savings Bank against Andrew McAinsh Cow, debt, $2.- O73.SO, law days, first Tuesday in October.
 Waterbury Savings Bank against Lillian M. Harry and others. debt. $9,2l7.42 Jaw day, third Tuesday in May.
 Waterbury National B n k against Katherine Azunaris, debt, .S2, ,OB0.22, law days, third Tuesday ;n May.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
Y.M.C.A. Notes

John c. Bradley, metallurgist at the American Brass company and instructor of metallurgy at the Y evening school, bought ticket num- Der one last night for the 1937-38 series of forums to be presented be- tween October and February under the auspices of the Waterbury Conl- mity forum of which Herman Koes- ter is chairman.
 James B. Griffin will conduct the free opening session of the traffic management course at the Gen.. tral Y at 7:30 tonight. Among the students who have enrolled to date are: Harold Wright, Edward Hunihan, Ernest Heyw0rth, Doug las Mott, Thomas O'Reilly and Raymond M. Devereaux. Others are expected to enroll tonight.
 The final two sessions of the Mon- day afternoon class in vocabulary building will be held March 1 and March in Room J on the second floor of the Central Y. M. c. A. March 2, an advanced course in vo- cabulary buildnig will begin at 5:15
 Arthur l.. Purinton, chairman of the Naugatuck Valley new student committee of Bates col- lege, has called 8 meeting of his committee at the Central Y Mon- day, March 8, at 5 p. m. Other members of the committee are:
 Angie E. Keene and Joseph A. Linehan, of Crosby high school;
 John D. Coombs, principal of Woodbury high school; Robert J. Eggleton, Jr., president of the Naugatuck Valley Bates club;
 Norman Demarc0 of Shelton; and Joseph Biernacki, of Naugatuck.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
BY ELMER c. WALZER limited Press Financial Editor

New York, Feb. 16-Stocks opened active and irregular today, while bonds were steady and cotton 3 to 5 points higher. Copper metal con- tinued to advance abroad, aiding cooper shares. Anaconda Copper rose 1-2 point to GA 5-8 on the first sale, a block of 1000 shares. Kenne- colt also made half-point gain to 63 1-2. Other non-ferrous metal ls- sues were in demand with Silver King coalition opening 1900 shares at a new high of 16 5-8 up l-2;; South American gold-platinum 5000 at 6 IA up 3-8 and a new high. Mother Lode opened 5000 shares at a new high of 3 IA up 1-8.
 Rubber issues were active and firm. U. s. Rubber opened at 56 1-2
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
{ HENRY ,. HULCE DIES

New Haven, Conn, Feb. 26.-(UPl
 Funeral services for Henry J. Hulce, 69, former head of the ship ping department of Colts Patent Fire Arms Co.. at Hartford, who died late yesterday, will be held Sat urday. At one time Hulce was assist ant sales manager for the Winches- ter Repeating Arms Co.
The Waterbury Democrat., 1937-02-26
HARMoNICA TEACHER

Boston, Feb. 26-(UP)-The state civil service commission is preparing an examination for harmonica teachers. ~4
 The successful mouth-organ vir- tuoso will gte a $2-a-day job teach ing the art of Newton playgrounds next summer.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
labios de su p~residente, 81 coro-
mel Peer O. Knight.

labios de su presidente, 81 coro-
mel Peer O. Knight.
Ell coronel Knight dijo que la
scompanfa paga ahora 100000
de contribuciones al ano, 10 que
es exagerado en- proportion con
1se que pagan otras industries.
"Esta corporation, agrego, es
una compahia domestica y nc Sc
halla sujeta al centric burocra-
tico de Washington"
Ademas del coronel Knight
componen la directiva: F. j. Ga
non, vicepresidente Y admins
brador general; C. F. Wetterer,
vicepresidente; Peter NJ. Miller
se3retario y tesorero: directo-
res, Henry G. Bradlee, Harvey
H. BCndy, Paul C. Cabot, Alan
Cunningham Ernest B. Dane,
Robert H. Gardiner, Harry H.
Hunt, Charles Jackson, Henry
L. Shattuck, Samuel H. Wolcot,
Whitney Stone, Edwin S. Webs
ter y Peter o. Knight.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
DICE QUE HA MUERTO LA


Ell diario Denver Post" fe-
cha de diciembre 81, publica ell
retrato de Dolores Ibaru1uri, ia
P~asionaria', Y dice que muri6
peleando en- Piriello, Espafa, Sc
gun un despacho de la frontera
francesa.
Agrega ell misme peri6dico
que I'm general russo muri6 tam
bien en- ell conJbate.
Els la priera noticia que tene-
mos y no lie concedemos crSdito.
La Ibarruri es una grain figl
ra era la guerra de Espana y su
muerte va hubiera sido publica-
da por todos los peri6dicos del
muAdp.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05

En- Ell dia de hoy, 20 de julio,
sc eye en- Gij6n un intense tiro-
teo. Los fusiles ssn disparados
en- differences lugares y entran
en- juego las amewalAadoras y
los morteroS. Muchas hajas ha
va ell pueblo Y tambien
la guardia civil, que se ha viSto
obligada a buscar refugio on
los cuarteles. Sc han levantado
lbarricadas para la defensa Y Ia
milicie luaha por abrirSe paso
en- direcci6R de los cuartedes.
Informan que ell traidor de
Amanda trata de salir de OWE
do, pero que no ha podido rom
per ell cerco que 10 han puesto
los mineros y los campesinos.
Els intense oil cafoneo en- la ca
pital asturiana. Toda la region
parece un inferno. Los heridos
sc daamentan y son atendidos 10
mejor que Sc puede.
Las milicias y los mineros u
san la dfnamita come su arma
mas eficaR.
All amanecer de hoy, 21 de ju-
slfs, sc present6 la aviaci6n. Nc
asaaos Rodido saber fjamsnts
@ bavor de que parte yisne.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
Del Bale International

Del Bale International
Sc aproxima ell dla del baile
que celebraran los activos Y sim
pati-os miembros del Hetareia
Social Club. Tendra efecto ell
dfa 16 de este mes, en- ell amplio
salon del Coliseo en- la Isla Da-
Wis.
Amenizara los bailables la or
lgresta "Don Francisco"
Como hemos didho anterior :
mente, ell decorado que sc pre-
para estara eompuesto por las
banderas de todas las naciones.
Los miembros del club vestiran
aleg6r1cos trajes, representa- :
do a distintos paises.
Seran madrinas las graciosas
senoritas Olga Tinnaro, Lily AL
varez, Mary Rodrigue, Mary
Sandrona Y Adela Sierra.
Manana microbes, y en- la O.
ficina del Comisionado del Con
dadc. Sr. Mix Nuccio, Sc reu :
Mira ell club para tratar asuntes
importantss.
va Sc han puesto a la venta
los tickets.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05

guitarle de gsuevo las arur1as al
rueblc no irporta 10 que suce-
da.
Ipgcateara v Franeia han a.
nurnciado ana norma de neutra-
Head en- la guerra civil Y aeto
ha producido mluy mala. iqfpre-
si6n en- todas parties. Fa se sa-
be que Italia, Alemanias y Por-
empezaron a ayudar a los
insurgentes diesde~@os primeros
m0mentos.
Sabe Espana GUAM sraE7es pc
Iigres la amenazan, pero les a.
rrc9tra llena de fe y de esparan-
"a. Sc mira hacia ell Norvenir,
hacia I'm futuro como 70 mere
&c e:ta Espana Buena ! heros.a,
qre entierra sus muertts y corp
ate sin desmayo. N
A / Shera de enterrar los mneel
tss Sc reuRen todos y la resig-
aacion es aconsejada y practi-
cada.
(Continuard3.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
NOTAS S0CIAE

aGcados, que vIeron defrauda-
das srs espera1zas ali no bai.ar
con la orqueAta speed We5b,'
cue debia tocG en- 81 halle dc
Ano Nuevo. n
SagTin condensation recibi1a
del representante de esa orr
questa, dice que Sc sdisolvi6 de
! anera repeAtina, con gran sor
rresa para 81. No obstans Las
satisfaccioAes de su repreSan :
tante, la directiva aearicia q
prop6sito de ponerle un pleita.
no va por Ell perjuicio queen la
rarte economics significa sine
ambien por la parte social y
moral.
Ell bale del sabado sera so
cial y para los que concurrieror
al baile de Ano Nuevo,m
Pronto sc publicaran Ws nom
lbres de las orquestas.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
Tomdrd possession nla1anG la
DIRECTING del C.. Cnbono

T0mdrG possession nla1and la
DirectiUa del C. Cabano
En- una sencilla ceremonia
que Sc celebrara manana en- ell
Circulo Cuband, tomara pose :
sion la nueva dirsctiva de la res
petable sociedad cubana, que
fue elegida en- las elecciones CO
1ebradas ell dfa 8 de noviembre.
Encabeza ell nuevo cuerpo di
rector, como Presidents, el jo-
ven Paquito Garcia Gonzalez,
electo por 2 amos; primer Vice
Presidente, Jose Vega Dfaz; Sc
gundo Vice Presidente, Emilio
Rodriguez, por un ano, y veinte
y dos Vocales, por un aho.
Acepto gustoso la invitaci6n
que me hacen.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
Netas de la Guerra Civil Espahola en- AstuHas
La luchaffa. Eel pueblo por SUI Iibertad

Ha hecho un .reconocimiento
y sc fue. Me aseguran cue son
aparatos del eremigo. El fascis
mo dice por la Radio que cuen-
ia con la aviaci6n, con la eseua-
dra Y con ell ejercito; pero ell go
bierno y Ell pueblo corHbatiran
hasta ell final Y no Sc rendiran
Ahora 81 pueblo va adeuiHen
DO confianza. Las nujeres pi-
den aqrmas porque elias desean
fr a las trincheras Y barricadas
en- union de los hombres, de sus
companeros. Ell gobierno les
ruega que cedan las armas a los
hombreS, dado que escasean y
+sObran voluntarios.
Ell dfa % sc combate dura-
mente en- las cafles de GijSn. va
quedan pocos fascistas, me re-
fiero a hos fascistas EN- aR1nas.
Muchos hombres han caido DOT
las dos parties, pero va las cables
princ4pales estan limpias de FAC
ciosos. El Quartet de la guardia
civil esta cast al rendirse.
Elm la manana del 23 liegar
los primeros canones de la IA.
brica de Trubia y son emplaza.
dos ea la calls Izcurdia. Cor
eaos sc pieaSa dominar facil,
ments Ell Coto, ell cuartel lie Ii
guardfa civil, Y ell de zapado,
res.
Tods ell dia "a ha sido de fut
go en- las GALES. Durante la no.
che, terribles horas de dolor ]
duelo.
| Este crispa los nsrvios, perc
acknowledgements que ell triun.
TO sera del pueblo, ahora mas
glorioso Y heroico que nunca.
La guardia de asalto, los ca.
'
rabineros y has milieias cam.
Ibian de tactica en- las primeras
horas del dfa 25. Empiezan g
construir camioNes blindados
para acercarse a los ~cuarteles {
incendiarlos. La dinamita sc
acumula por los mineros en- les
sitios donde sera necesaria.
Al principle los dinamiteros
cram solo mineros, pero va los
hay que nunca trabajaron en-
una nina. Los mineros son ex.
eelentes m~aestros, en- valentfa,
EN- trabajo Y en- lamar cartu-
chos.
Aproveohamdo la oscuridad
de la noche los dinamiteros Sc
a~rrastran Y sc aproximan a las
p~osiciones del eremigo. causan-
doles muchas bajas.
Con grandes dificultades han
logrado 1legar a las paroles dc
los cuarteles, metiendo los car
tuchos por las wentanas, con
mechas encendidas. Tienen ate
rrorizado al ejercito fasesta y
aograran desmoralizarlo por
La gaceta., 1937-01-05

H~aeagalta una puma mas
iocues te que Ia mia para poder
TelatafS YES actos de herofsmo
que Sc realizan en- todos los mo
n-ntos. Ell pueblo que asf com
bate no puede ser vencido. Para
los mineros y los milkcianos no
existen peligros Icapaces de ARE
drarlos. Adquieren energfa pcr
momentos y Su moral Sc forts-
lece.
Hey, dfa 26 de julio, sc agre-
&c a las fuerZas del gobiarno e'
comandante jose GaNego " be
han nombrado comandante Gle
la plaza. Este camarada porte
necia a la guaHnfci6n del GUAR
tel de Simancas. Sc encontra-
ba fuera de .Gijon y a su regre-
so mantuvo eli juramento de fl
delidad que habfa hecho a la
Rep1blica. iVeremos como Sc
psrtai Els precise tener ruidado
con estos militares, porsus la
tOtalidad de elIos traicioRaron
all pals.
Ell pueblo aeepta los servicios
de estos militarss porque Ia
menester de teenfcos para la di-
recci6n de las operaciomes. Tee
Ricos, muchos t6anfcos, es 10
que pide al mando.
Para la hacienda son necesa-
rsox hombres de euoeciencfa
fpsro Ia Rueva erganfsaca6n de
abastos Y distribuci6a funeiona
de manera east pertecta.
Estamos oyende, aia 27. a
Queipo del Llano, uno de los ge-
nerales traidores. Habla desde
Andalucfa Y dice eM tono fanfa-
IRON que marcha xobre Madria
con soldados regHlares, ell Ter
enc Y moroS. La mala nueva
pre0cupa al pueblo asturiaxio,
| que teme all moro, no como SOL
dado, sine por las atrocidades
que realiza. No Sc ham ogvidado
todavia, nj Sc olvidaran nunca,
las escenas de octubre de 1884.
La Junta de Burgos, por la
Radio, dice que salen tropas pa
ra Madrid.
PoR medic de la Radio ell 60
bierno comunica que Sc comba-
5e en- Semosierra, EN- la sierra
de Gnadarrama, y que los fac
closes han side rechazados.
Las cosas han llegado va a
un punto en- que no sera faci!
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
Ell concerto del domingo

I'll COTLCt6TGO UGG UOHttTtyO
Apesar de la epdca que atra-
vesamos, de paralizaci6n en- 10
que a trabajo de fabricas res :
pecta, Sc venden muchas entra-
das para 81 concerto del wolf
nista Professor Andres Dalmau.
Escogido Y selecto ell progra-
ma del domingo en- ell teatro del
Centric Asturiano.
Accompanied al SIR. Dalmau
la intelligence pianista Genove-
va de Arteaga.
Parte de 10 que recaude sc
destinara a La Quinta Covadon-
ga.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
ELIGIO SUS DIRECTORIES
Ia OMPANIA TAMPA
ELECTRIC

Los accionistas de la co1npa-
mia Tampa Electric la poderosa
corporation local, reeligieron
aver a sus directories y escucha
ron un interesante discursd de
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
LOPEZ OEL XAILE TONIC
POSSESSION

Habana, Enero 5.-De nue.
vo TONIC aver possession de la je-
fatura de sanidad de la Haba-
Ia, el DIR. Jose Lopez del Vale,
que ha desempenado 81 cargo
en- differences ocasiones.
Pas6 a otro cargo oil DR.. Ia
tour, que entreg6 ell puesto al
DR.. Lopez del Vale.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
OperodG Ia STtd.
Eerp61,des

Operoda Ia SYtd.
FerrdndeS
Acadia de ser operada de a.
~penaicitis la bella sanorNa Iso-
lima Fernandez, vecina de la ca
sa ntmero 1922 de la aVenida
CatoI1e, hermana del conocida
ioven Ramcnin Fernandez.
Su estado en- Ia mafiana de
hoy era bastante satisfactorio.
DeseamoS su pronto y compile
to reStable,imiento.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
En- Ell Centre EspG1ol

Sera sometido hoy a una ope.
raci6n, en- ell Sanatorio del Cen
tro Espanol, Ell joven Rene Val
DIES Bello, sobrino del Sr. Cami-
10 Bello.
Esperamos que salga bien y
pronto pueda volver a sus ha-
bituales oculpaciones.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
Cdp5tulo de operados

CGp5tatlo de operados
En- la mafiana de hoy ssra so.
metida a una operaci6n en- Ia
Quinta CovadoRga la Sra. Rosa
Rodriguez.
Ell cronista hace votos por ~
salud.
La gaceta., 1937-01-05
Bale en- Ell
Cfrculo CNbanO

Ell pr6ximo sabado habra bal
lie en- la sociedad Circulo Cuba
no. Sc eelebrara esta fiesta bai-
liable para saldar la 'tdeuda" con
traida con los asistentes perju-
Evening star., 1937-12-11
Jolly Polly
A Little Chat on Etiquette
BY JOS. ]. FRISCH.

M. M-Those who like to consider
themselves well-bred never make up
in public. With them the old rule
still holds true, namely, a lady never
powders in public. It Is not whole
some sight to see a woman dab her
nose with powder or apply lipstick,
especially at the table or in . large
gathering.
Evening star., 1937-12-11
Brain Twizzlers
THE
TRl-
STATE
GANG
TRIED
A
NEW
VENTURE.
KIDNAPPING.
BY PROF. J. d. FLINT.

A GAIN we juggle! The digits one,
two, three, four and five are the
subjects for this interesting little
experiment. The object is to take two
of these digits to make two-digit
number and multiply it by one Of the
other digits 50 that the answer Is COM
posed of the two remaining digits.
Sounds easy. doesn't it? Well, as =
matter of fact, 1t is; try 1t.
tCopyright. 1877
Evening star., 1937-12-11
CITIZENSHIP DENIED
Judge Won't Let Four Get Status
Just for Pensions.
BY NORMAN MARSH

DENVER CP.-A public pension is
an unworthy incentive" for an alien
to seek United States citizenship,
Judge ]. Foster Symes of Federal Dis
trict Court told four candidates whose
citizenship applications he rejected.
One OF the four had lived in the
United States go years and said he
only recently discovered he was not
. citizen.
TT seems odd you would discover
it Just when Colorado decides to pay
= $45-a-month old-age pension" the
Judge said.
Evening star., 1937-12-11

(see Answer on Page B-i73
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
Odds and Ends

Donnie 'Thorp, S5, paid a SIS
fine at South Bend, Ind, on a
charge of kicking Mamie Jones.
He steadfastly maintained that
he had intended kicking some one
else. but did not say whom.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
HERE 1T is AGAIN

Chemical analysis of the human
body shows that it is made up of
the following:
Sulphur: Enough to rid a dog
of fleas.
Lime: Enough to white wash
chicken coop.
Fat: Enough for six bars of soap
Iron: Enough for six penny
nail.
Phosphorus: Enough for twenty
boxes of matches.
Sugar: Enough for ten cups of
coffee.
Potassium: Enough to explode
toy balloon.
The rest is water.
Total value: About 81 cents.
not counting the water.
1t may be encouraging to some
folks to know that they are worth
something.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
SOME LEARN-Too LATE

Two battered old wrecks of hui
mainly were sitting together on a
bench in a city park, when one
informed his neighbor. Il am a
man who never took advise from
anybody" Shake, old fellow"
said the other. "I am man who
followed everybody's advice"
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
LETTERS
to the
EDITOR

The Globe welcomes COM
munications from its readers.
We request, however, that all
communications be brief. We
reserve the right to delete
any part or parts of letters,
which, in our opinion, is OBJ
jectionable. Sign your name
to communications; names,
however. will not be published
if requested.
Editor Globe:
l am one of many who are
pleased with the selection of Lee
EIgin as the Democratic candidate
for Mayor. The writer has known
Mr.. Elgin and his family for a
great many years; also his father
and grandfather, both of whom
were farmers. During all this
time / have found them to be
honest and highly respected by
their neighbors.
If everyone knew Mr.. Elgin as
| do there would be no question
as to how to cast their vote, and
| hope he is elected along with
the five Democratic candidates
for the council. Further, | hope
the people of Hagerstown will be
as much interested in this cleo
ton as they were last November
when that great president, Frank.
lin d. Roosevelt, was reelected.
x K have been voting the
Democratiac ticket for % years
and am glad of the opportunity
to vote again for Mr.. Elgin.
NICHOLAS POWERS
S15 North Potomac st.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19

Edward w. Wilcox of Norfolk
va, who recently celebrated hi
1O2nd birthday, has never receiy
ed medical attention of any kind
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
MAXIMUM YARDAeE

Rastus was proudly sporting a
new shirt when friend asked:
How many yards do it take to
make a shirt like that one,
Rastus "Well, sah," replied
Rastus, "Ah got two shirts like
this one out'n one yard last
night"
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
Jasper And B5dd5e
BY 3. A. Beard
Can Allegory)

N~~A~ &AAAN5N4J(
Now Jasper was rooster fine,
And Biddie was hen;
They lived out on country place
And roamed the hills and glen;
Their lives were very healthy ones
They fattened all the while
And all the world was happiness
They always wore smile.
Now, like the most of human kind
Who live from day to day,
Life cannot always joyous be,
We cannot always play;
When things are moving smooth
ly on,
No troubles to annoy
Then something's sure to come
along,
And take from life it's joy.
Now Jasper chick and Biddie hen
While out for early worms
Were talking to each other
AS such chicks can do, in terms
That showed that life serenely
then,
Was passing by their way.
But with startled gesture made,
This Biddie heard him say:
MY dearest, life's been joyous
days,
But now to me it seems,
An end will soon be meeting US,
And drown our pleasant dreams.
Now don't be an alarmist, no"
Was Biddie's firm reply,
But as she answered Jasper chick
She heaved a heavy sigh.
Both seemed to sense that danger
dire,
Was lurking long their path,
And soon their fears were realized
This was the aftermath
An axman came, oh, me! Oh, my!
And ere another dawn,
The reason? Well, I'll tell it here,
Church suppers now are on!
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Oklahoma: The Red People.
Connecticut: Long River.
Indiana: Indian land.
Minnesota: Lakes of blue water.
Tennessee: River with the great
bend.
Ohio: Beautiful river.
Mississippi: Great father of
waters.
Alabama: We rest here.
Wyoming: Great plains.
Kansas. Smoky waters.
Kentucky: Dark and bloody
ground.
Massachusetts: Place of great
hills.
The Hagerstown globe. (Hagerstown, Md.) 1936-1943, 1937-02-19
NOW THAT'S SET I'M!

Foreman Ito small son of work.
man who has met with an acct.
dent): when will your dad be
fit to work again
Boy: Cant say for certain,
but it will be long time"
Foreman: what makes you
think that?"
Boy; "Conpensation's set int"