davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-01-16
but a shrinking violet role.

but shrinking violet role.
incidentally she is undoubtedly the
best dressed member of the House.
appearing every day in different
ensemble-all of them attractive.
Many of the male members envy her
the privilege oe wearic a hat during
sessions.
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-01-16
Yo%ins Telling Mel
BY WILLIAM RIFT
Central Press Writer


1t begins to look as though this win
ter will go down in history as the
Year Santa Claus made the big mis-
take of giving. junior a sled instead
of a bathing suit-considering the
weather in certain supposedly cold
regions.
Germans may go on a meat diet to
aid conserving their food stores. It
seems they are with Hitler, for better
or for Wurst.
Milly, the titan topped type writer
Taper, says she guesses, after a
glance at the news from Spain, that,
apparently Europe intends to keep
it's New Years revolution.
Well bet Mussolini is madden than
ever today. A cameraman actually
caught him Gmiling.
Pineapples, we read, are full of
vitamin G. That's news when we
lived in Chicago in pre-repeal days
we thought they were full of vitamins
TINT.
Manager Connie Mack of the Phil
adelphia Athletics has also been elect
ed president Of the club. Think of the
fun he is going to have trying to ar
que himself out of raise in pay.
Real prosperity" reads a newspap-
er editorial, isn't here yet" Maybe
not, but we're pretty well satisfied
with the sample
Henderson daily dispatch., 1937-01-16

An unidentified member of the joint
finance committee drew laugh dur
ing a recent hearing by rising to in
Guire if there was anything signifi-
cant in the close conjunction of
dancing, wrestling and boxing" in
one of the schedules.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Sdrazen's 9O
Wins Chi Open
By EDWARD W. CoCHRANE

By EDWARD w. COCHRANE
CHICAGO, July 26-Gene Sara
zen had $4,000 in prize money
tucked away IN his jeans today
after leading the professionals to
a grand slam in the $4,000 Chi
cago Open golf tournament.
sarazen, the little Italian, who
divides his time between golf and
Connecticut farming. breeZed IN
with a card Of 400 for II holes
yesterday to cop the second big
gest prize money ne ever won.
Sarazen took a $4,000 purse at
Aqua Caliente seven years ago.
One stroke behind him, three
brother professionals, Harry
Cooper, KY Laffoon and Horton
Smith, each won 1866 Of the re-
naming stakes with cards Of POI
apiece, while a fifth professional,
Paul Runyan, of White Plains,
N. Y, wound up in fifth place with
292. Runyan got $500.
MOreland Leads Amateurs
Gus Moreland, ex!Texan from
Peoria, headed the coterie Of 80
amateur players with a card Of 800.
Freddie Haas, of New Orleans,
needed 301 strokes for second place
among the amateurs, and MILFORD
Wehrle, Of Racine, had 305 for
third place. Par for the 70 holes
is 284.
It was nip and tuck between
Sarazen, Cooper, Smith and Laf.
foon throughout yesterday. and
the championship was not decided
until Cooper, playing in the last
threesome, had failed in a bold bid
for q birdie on the last hole.
Country's Richest
Cooper would have been "in" on
first prize money in the country'S
richest medal tournament had not
his last chip shot rolled q foot past
the cup.
other prize winners included:
Jim Fouls, Chicago, $3.50; Sam
Snead, White Sulphur Springs, w.
Va, $500: Jimmy Hines, Garden
City, N. Y, $500; Ralph Guldahl,
Chicago, $500, and Bill He1nle1n,
Indianapolis, $500.
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Sports World
Passing Show

American teams of Bulge and
Mako made 2-tO-1 favorites to
beat Tuckey and Wilde, Eng.
llsh pair, in Davis Cup doubles
today.
Gene Sarazen won $4,000
Chicago Open golf tourney.
Lloyd Moore, Syracuse Inter
national League hurIer, pitched
nO-hit game against Jersey City
at Syracuse, winning, 1 to 0.
John McDiarmid, Of Prince
ton, won Eastern clay court
singles championship at New
York.
Severe case Of Sunburn halt
ed Tommy Fairs training pro-
gram at Long Branch camp for
Joe Louis bout.
Twenty-nine hOmerS hit in
major league games.
Sensational Boston Bees
stretched winning streak to
seven games by downing Pitts
burgh twice, 5 to 2 and 7 to S.
New York Giants advanced to
within two games Of Chicago In
National League race by blank.
ing Cubs, S to 0.
Washington Club went on bat
ting spree, collecting 40 hits In
beating Browns twice, 16 to 10
and Is to S.
Other baseball results: Yam
KEGS, IL, White Sox, IL, first
game; White SOx Z, Yankees
6, second game; Tigers IL, As
8, six innings; Red SOx I, Cleve.
land !, five innings; Brooklyn 6,
Cardinals s, first game, II in.
nings: Brooklyn 7, Cardinals 4,
second game, IL innings; Reds
IS PhilIies 3, first game; PhilIieS
I, Reds 3, second game.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Charley Grimm Back
With Leading Chitubs

CHICAGO, July 26.-Recovered
from a Today illness which sent
him to st Louis for treatment,
Charlie Grimm was ready to re-
sumo active management Of the
Chicago Cubs today.
Grimm, who suffered a siege Of
sciatica, interviewed Owner P. K
Wrigley today preparatory to pilot.
ing the Cubs when they return
from their Eastern invasion.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Alexander Sends
Rajah Offer Of Job

SPRINGFIELD. H., July 26
Years ago, Rogers HornSby's cauS-
tic tongue wounded the pride of
Grver Cleveland Alexander, then
his mund star. They seldom spoke
after that.
When old Alex, who is spending
his last baseball years managing
a semi.pro team here, learned to.
day Of Hornsby's dismissal as pilot
Of the st. Louis Browns, he sent
the Rajah the following wire:
1--WE are in need Of . second
.baseman for Denver national
semi.prO) tournament. Would
you be interested. Advise. Best
regards"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Streak
ReminisCe 1914
agCoppers
BY LAYTON CARVER

NEW YORK, July 26.-Through
the National League today they
were reminiscing at some length
about the time % years ago when
Boston came charging out Of the
cellar to win the pennant and
sweep through the unbeatable"
P lila delphia Athletics four
straight in the world series.
The then So-called Braves had
finished fifth the year before, and
during the early stages Of the 1914
race were never given so much as
a fleeting thought while they were
going from bad to worse. In mid
season they began to come on and
after that couldn't be stopped.
They were saying today that per-
haps Bill McKechnie, manager of
the current Bees, would wind up
on a pedestal beside George Stall.
ings, the miracle man Of that
other era. McKechnie has a good
start in that direction with team
that has won seven straight and
climbed to within two games Of
the first division.
Win 70 Of 30
With a great pitching staff
blowing down the opposition, the
Bees have won % of their last 80
games, climaxing a long home
stay yesterday by knocking off the
Pittsburgh Pirates in a double bill,
5 to 2 and Z to 5.
Guy Bush pitched the opener
and Lou Fette the nightcap, the
latter scoring his thirteenth win
over the season, although he was
lifted for a pinch-hitter.
The fourth place st. Louis Card
inals added to the momentum OF
their tumble toward the second
division by blowing one to the
Dodgers by 6 to 5 in II innings
and playing to thinning 7-to-7
draw in the nightcap. Jack Win
sett's pinch homer with two on
won the opener after the Cards
had rallied in the second extra
frame. Dizzy Dean failed to fin
ish in the nightcap, the Dodgers
tying the score on the great one
in the ninth.
The second-place Giants cut the
Chicago Cubs lead to two games
when Harry Gum bert came
through with 5-to-0 victory.
Cincinnati's Reds and Philadel'
phia's Phils broke even, the for.
mer winning the opener, Is to ,,
then losing Z to 3.
Di Mag Hits One
Today was on open date in the
schedule as the teams hit the
road, the Yankees returning TO
heir home grounds five games
ahead Of the Chicago White SoX
in the American League race.
When they started the swing
through the West the Yanks were
six games in front.
The best they could do against
the Sox yesterday was an even
break, the Yanks taking the
opener, IL to II, then losing, to s.
The Yankee power was turned on
again, DiMaggio hitting his twen-
ty-seventh homer in the opener,
Dickey betting a pair and Crosettl
adding one. Heinrich hit two in
the nightcap.
Detroit beat the Philadelphia
AS IL to 9 in a game held to six
innings by rain; Boston took
Cleveland in five inninfs, 4 to l,
and Washington pummeled st.
Louis, 16 to 10 and Is to 5.
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Milwaukee Beats crescents

Old Milwaukee Beer continued
its winning streak in the Sun.
day morning softball league by
defeating Crescent Club yester.
day, 8 to 2. The pitching OF
Johnnie MandeS was the big
factor Of the beermen's victory
In other games Procurement
downed D. c. Dentists. 10-6,
U. s. Aggies trounced Kann's,
49,, Deans All-StarS outscored
Tivoli Theater, IS, and Bond
Clothing won from Kronheim' s
by q forfeit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Vanderbilt Auto Entry
Dies in Race Mishap

BONN, Germany, July 26.
Ernst Won DeliuS, daredevil Ger
man racing driver who finished
fourth in the recent Vanderbilt
Cup automobile race on Long
Island, died today Of injuries re-
ceived yesterday in a crash in the
German Grand Prix auto race.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Home Run Hitters

Dickey. Yankees (2); Heinrich, Yankees
(2): DiDIagEiO. Yankees; Crosetti,
Yankees; Walker, white Soy; McNair,
Red SOx, Chapman, Red SOx; Peters.
As; Walker, Tigers FOx; Tigers: Green
Senators Kuhel. Senators: Stone. Sena-
tors west. Browns: Bell, Browns
Hafey, Reds: lombard. Reds; v. Davis,
Reds: CamiIli. Phillies; Norris. Phillies
Wfnsett, Dodgers; Phelps, Dodgers
Young, Pirates; Berger, Giants; Dan.
ming Giants.
Leaders-DiMaggiO, Yankees. 81; Fox,
Red sox, IS: Trosky. Indians. 23; Green.
berg, Tigers, 20; Medwick, Cardinals, 20.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
COMMENT
Lady in RedCops
Pigeon Race

Lady in Red" trim red check
daughter of William R. Penning.
tons champion pigeon Glorious"
outstanding long distance racer.
won the 300-mile airline race from
Akron, Ohio, sponsored by the
Capital City Racing Pigeon Club.
in which 116 choice birds from IL
local lofts competed.
The winner was hard pressed
to win by Valiant" from the
United States Army Loft at Boil
ing Field. and "CapriciouS" from
the left Of James F. Mundie, these
three birds staging spirited home
end duel, being only few seconds
apart at the finish.
The birds were released at
Akron, Ohio, at TAO a. M, and
with the help Of mild northwest
winds, made amazing speed.
The summary Of the race, giving
the result Of the first returns in
yards per minute, follows:
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iBStted for WaiEup in eighth.
STATED for HOgsetf in ninth.
M y. Louis ... :SSiSSSs@
Runs batted in-Lswis, simmons (D.
MyeF- (2), Travis (N. Stone Ul. Knick.
erbOcker, Bell l2l, Davis. TwO'baee hits
Lewis, Stone. Armada. Simmons, Kuhel.
West. Three-base hit-Simm0ns. Home
run-stone. Stolen base-Almada. Double
pIay-Davis (unaSSiSted). wild pitches
Walkup, DeshOng. Hit by pitcher-By
DeshOng (LipscOmb). Bases on balls
Off Walkup, 81 off DeshOnE, 8; off Hog"
sett 1. Struck Out-By Walkup, 3; by
HoEaett. 1; by peShong, 2. Hits-On
Walkup, 16 In inninEs; off HOgsett, l
Louis, is. Losing pitcher-Walkup. UNI
pires-KOlls, Johnston and Dineen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Colleges Resume Relations

Loyola Of Chicago and Purdue
will resume athletic relationships
after a lapse of seven years when
the teams meet at basketball In De.
cember.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
Democratic Club Wins

Young Mems Democratic Club
of Southern Maryland defeated
Georgetown A. C. at Shady Oak
yesterday, 10 to o. Phelps pitched
three.hit ball for the winners.
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st. Louis. ....... o - 30 0 o 2 o 2-1O
Runs batted In - Lewis (3), Stone,
Kuhel a.. Travis (2). Simmons, Myer
(2), r. FerrelI. AlmadA. West a.. Huff
man, Bell (S). BOttomley. TwO.base hits
-Almada, Lewis, Simmons. MyeP, Carey.
Davis, Kuhel. ThFee-baSO hit - Stone.
Home FunS-West. Kuhel. Almada, Bell.
Stolen baseS-Kuhel. AImada. Double
plays - Lipscomb to Knickerb0cker to
-Off W. Terrell, Z; off TrOtterD II off
Van Alta. ]. Struck Out-By Van Alta,
1: by Y. Ferrell. =; b. Strickland. I:
Is innings oft van Alta, IN IS in
ming, off strIckIand, In innings.
Left on baSes-St. Louis, 8; Washington.
!. Losing pitcher-KOupal. UmpiFes-
Dineen, K0lls and Johnston. TimO-2iS2.
SECOND GAME
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COMMENT

COMMENT
Needed last, dangerous
Figures at weights
Honest, rates chance
Some fair efforts
In tough spot
Raced well at AgawaD
Not much chance
Always far back
still . maiden
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COMMENT
BEST BET OF DAY
Always right there
Much improved Splinter
Whipped good ones here
Trials say ready
Very fast foreigner
Hard 70 guess
Needs more Faclng
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COMMENT

COMMENT
Best-ShOuld click
Going well lately
Rates chance here
In good condition
Has whipped good o.
Not much chance
Been racing poorly
Two bad races
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COMMENT

COMMENT
Should whip these
Well backed Last time
Stout finisheF, 20 well
Good races lately
Was never better
Very fast worker
In tough spot
In clever hands
Always far back
Not much chance
Needs more racing
Has early footing
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1937-07-26
ST. LOUIS

Totals ....A1 10 IL 81 IL
iBatted for strickland In ninth,
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WASHINGTON =. s4sOs1o0 0-1s
st, Louis ......, o 0 o o 2 o 2-1O
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-05-28


less than they ordinarily receive on
their investments Also commodity
prices are rising in most countries as
are also interest rates In fact the ad-
vance in commodity prices has gone
50 far and 50 rapidly that there IS
widespread concern This was Illus
trated BY President Rooseveit's dec
laration that certain prices had ad-
vanced too far
Il IS seldom possible 10 make de-
ciSion or % AXE an action that has no
unpleasant consequences No matter
whass done theresWill be some dis
agreeable results In the present case.
II the market for government securi-
ties is allowed 10 continue its down.
ward course. baRk holdings OF them
viii decline in value. perhaps seri-
ouSly. Also the federal government
viii have 10 offer higher interest
rates when i floats new issues On
the other hand. II the market for
these securities IS supported. il IS
quite certain that decline viii come
later and be more serious because Of
the delay Since the support IS given
by Federal Reserve bank purchases.
another result is an addition TO their
already large holdings Of government
obligations and larger ultimate losses
il the decline comes.
A choice was unpleasant but the de-
cision was 10 support the market and
the Reserve banks in the first few
IAddros< ouexfiouS fo fhs n,
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-05-28
DON'T STOP HERE
miami Daily News,

The Miami Beach election fraud investigation
has entered its second phase The first phase en-
some $500 names. The second. unfOlded yester-
day. included the arrests. There were four ar
rests yesterday. 1t is reasonable to assume there
to come.
This is all very heartening. but the third and
to the pube's knowledge, been begun. That
is the discovery and exposure of the higher poll
tieians who responsible for the attempted
fraud. The election is on June l. That gives the
city council just four full days to tell the voters
something it is absolutely essential that they know
if the Beach is to be saved from the sinister ele-
menls that trying to establish their sway.
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WEATHER CONDITIONS

astl4
Pressure is low this morning
over the entire country except on
the middle Gulf coast, in the up
per Lake scgipn and on the north
Pacific coast. Tire low pressure
area which was o. er the Southern
Lake rerion yesterday morning
has moved eastward off the At
lantic coast aad pressure continues
low over the Rocky Mountain
and Plate1u regions. Showers ard
thunderso=ms occurred during the
last "a hours in TIE North and
Middle Atlantic States and lower
Lake region and widely scattered
showers occurred also in Texas,
Missouri and the Pacific States
Temperature charges have been
unim. ortant since yesterday
morning and are generally sea
sonable.
G. S. KENNEDY.
Official in Charge.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-05-28
You and Your
Nations Affairs
Disagreeable Alternatives
By ERNEST MINOR PATTERSON
President, Anserican Academy Of PolifiS1t i
and Social Science

,dt5s bddkht a additional 50. oOo, 900
lof government Securities. How long
such purchases win continue and how
large they viii be. we do not know.
II IS to be Hoped that tndre win be
no prolonged attempt b Hbld up the
market. Il win be far better 70 do no
more nan steady il. aIloF4ng grad
| ual decline. This decline wiz mean
losses TO many investofs but these
losses must come ultipately and il
n IS better =, to !, realize u 1T and to
Another disagreeable choice must
be made in Washington. For num-
Der OF years the government budget
has been out Of balance. Expenditures
have been largely in excess OF re-
ceipts and the debt has grown There
has been much criticism Of this, some
of which was reasonable but some Of
Il almost hysterical. But in any case
the time has come for balance Bor-
rowing now should be rapidly re-
duced-
But this means that unpleasant de-
ciSions are necessary. A balance
means that receipts and expendi-
lures must become equal Reduction
of expenditures is not easy We often
blame government officials for high
expenditures and Of course much Of
the responsibility Is On their shoul-
ders. Yet We should remember that
any particular reduction in OUTLAWS Is
sure to be opposed by some private
groups who would lose BY such re-
duction- As private citizens we must
share the responsibility.
Another way 10 secure q balance Is
BY raising taxes But every increase
brings protests from those who win
have to pay more It is hard to plan
taxation wisely even il no pressures
are applied to the lawmakers. But 70
do il in the midst of cIsmors of pro-
testing groups IS almost impossible.
Yet decisions must be made. Pre-
sumably there win be = compromise.
II is TO be hoped that expenditures
can be reduced but Il win be idle to
expect much relief from this source.
Instead. tax receipts must be in
creased. The Improvement in busi-
ness has helped but not sufficiently.
Il now seems probable that some tax
rates must be raised and perhaps new
forms of taxation wil be proposed.
tbc- 49,. - shse ,,a.rr,,r,,~l
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WEATHER FORECAST

TIL 7:30 p. m. Saturday,
Key West mad Vicinity: FAN
tonight and Saturday; gentle east
eriy winds.
Florida: Generally fair tonight
and Saturday.
Jacksonville to Florida Straits
and East Gulf: Gentle variable
winds O7el north portion and
gentle easterly winds over south
portion and fair weather tonight
and Saturday.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-05-28

IL hey West the smart property own
81 dodges his taxes until they amount to
an appreeiable sum and then has them
sbated. This reprehensible practice will
continue until We have a city council en-
dowed uith Intestinal fOrtitude to put a
stop 10 Tax lodging in eases where the
owners Of property are financially able to
pay.
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-05-28

The clear sunlight of publicity and
the fresh air Of public publicity are the
besi aniidoles 20 graft and corruption, and
b. be effective the publicity must be pitt
less We're Il not for the freedom of the
press. there would be much more graft and
corruption: fear Of exposure is a great de
torrent and often a preventive
The Key West citizen. [volume] (Key West, Fla.) 1879-current, 1937-05-28

The city Of Key West is indebted to
The Citizen 20 the appreeiable amount of
sl3.ooo.oo. yet the city council is engaged
in attachments and so-ealled adjustments
81 taxes. when the full amount should be
demanded. 80 that the city can pay its cur.
rent debts.
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LIFE CAN BE cLoRIFIED ANYWHERE


There are. no doubt, inhabitants of
Key West who yearn for the day when it
becomes great metropolis, a mecca for
tourists and favored by financial powers
not now possessed.
There are others inclined to sneer at
the simplicity of life in a small place,
where there is no collection of night clubs,
hostelries and resorts of amusement They
feel cheated that it presents them with no
current opportunities to get in the social
swirl and have gay fling.
People who think along these lines
might as well stop long enough to discover
what life means to the individual any,
where and ponder on the discrepancies
that exist in any modern city where a
huge gap separates the top from the bot
TOM
Men and women may delude them
selves for time in the belief that life is
what they get out of it but, sooner or later,
if they amount to anything at all, they
realize that what one gets depends entire
ly upon what one contributes. Here, in
Key West, despite the absence of COM
plications, is an opportunity for service
which challenges the power of any in
dividuality. There is no necessity for
initiating Columbus in the search for new
worlds.
Social AID economic problems exist
under our noses and we. We pass them up be-
cause of Their very familiarity. The great
minds of this locality seldom stop to ascer-
tain what they are. The art of human CO.
operation can be developed here as well
as anywhere and no intelligent person
would contend that we have set any IL
Illuminating example to mankind in gen.
eral
One of the great tasks of the race to-
day is to evolve an educational process
that will qualify boys and girls for rich
er and fuller life as they mature and adj
vance into complicated world of con-
flicting forces. What have our best
minds" done with this problem? We have
in our midst many boys and girls growing
into men and women, condemned to fol-
low our pattern largely because we haven't
had sense enough to teach them better.
Business opportunities abound any
where if the go-getter combines energy
with superior service in his line of work
There are amazing examples of CONNER
cial and industrial successes that developed
from modest beginnings in small towns and
cities. The metropolitan areas, when all
factors are weighed, offer no more. al
though confused thinking sometimes leads
us to believe the contrary What some
people mistake for glittering fortune is
often only the Stealthy and unworthy ac-
emulation of cash through the operation
of doubtful rackets that prey upon massed
population. 1t is not to be confused with
real success in life and those who play
that game understand it better than Others
If success in life means the gradual de
velOpment of financial stability the ac-
QUESTION of culture and the great wisdom
of righteousness applied, then Key West
is as good place as we. know of for the
individual to live Elsewhere, the scene
may be changed. me factors may vary and
the forces BE different but the basic fun
dameHtalSkrefnain the same. Life, in final
analysis, is simple; it can be glorified any
where.
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SEEM NGS

Do pirates haunt our shores at night? -
I thought l heard one curse
The sea WAS rough. huddled form
Came looking for my purse?
1 snatehed it up and madly cried.
What are VOC doing here?"
His answer was the weirdest laugh
And such an awful sncer.
1t nearly scared me half to death
That evil one-eyed glare, =
Bvt when / looked again I'D
There pas no pirate therel a..