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liticat and civil rights.

liticat and civil rights.
They listed a series of laws
passed by Democratic state gov
ernments DISTINGUISHING the Negro
people as follows: Alabama in
1900; Georgia in 1902; Louisiana
in 1897 Mississippi in 1890; North
Carolina in 1901; South Caorlina
in 1895; Virginia in 1902"
To top their deceit the Republic
can politicians took full credit for
the fact that the Scottsboro boys
are still alive In their pamphlet
there was a full-page cut of the
Scottsboro scene. A picture Of a
prison with the Scottsboro boys
pleading for mercy was in the
background. In tn foreground is
a large picture of Chief Justice
Hughes of the United States Sup
RENE Court carrying law book.
A lyncher, rope in hand, approach
es to drag the Scottsboro boys
from prison but Justice Hughes
raises a hand high while an en-
phatic mo" comes from his mouth.
If this appeal to traditional Re-
publieanism had succeeded, Perry
Howard and Roscoe Simmons
would be gloating over the "deliv-
cry of the vote of the Negro peo-
ple-to their worst enemies. But
these men lost sight of one little
thing the Negro people are think
ing as never before. They saw
through the party of the rich who
use such gentlemen as Messrs.
Perry Howard, Simmons and the
others to entrap them.
Issues, demands and Principles
swept the Negro people into the
landslide for Roosevelt. They were
discriminating as to the internal
relation of forces within the De-
mocratic Party. They took what
Ito Be Concluded
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Toppenish. Wash.
k..tIlryn Turner. Reporter

k'ttiIryn Turner, Reporter
MS NJ. Meswain reformed Mon
dat from Seattle. She reports aer
daughter who lives there had inn
proved considerably when she left.
= Mrs. Madre and her son and
daught Lawrence and Elzennie.
former of this city have returned
for an Indefinite stay. They left
here last fan and went to Idaho.
They said, You people here don't
know what cold weather really is.
You should go to Idaho for awhile"
Mr.. A. Berry joined the Mission
Creek CCC Camp recently. - Rev.
r. q. Donaldson and his wife re-
turned recently from their trip
back East and down South to
their home IN Portland, Oregon.
Rev. Donaldson is pastor of the
First Baptist Church here and will
hold church service Sunday, jan
uaiy 81 Sunday School will be
held at the usual hour, 10 a. M
Those on the sick list are: Mr. and
Mrs. J. Lane, Mrs. ]. Holt, Mrs.
E. Davis. and Mrs. F. Williams.
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Spokane, Wash.

Mr.. Augustus Andrews passed
away Monday, January II, ct a
local hospital. Hee had resided in
Spokane for the past 80 years. He
was a veteran Of the Spanish AM
erican war. The funeral services
were held Friday, January %, at
the Smith Funeral Home. Rev.
]. c. White officiated. II Mr.. Bev-
erly William Jones, age "a. passed
away at his home at Opportunity
Washington. Survived by his wi
dow. Nellie B., / daughter, Mrs.
Iohs M. Jones OF Opportunity; sons,
Arthur Of Chico, Cal, Sylvester of
SaTl Diego, Cal, Chester of Spo-
kene, and three grandchildren and
one great-granddaughter. Funeral
Monday, January 25 from Smith
Funeral Home. Rev. e. B. Reed
officiating, incineration following.
Misses Eleanor Barrow and Lila
mae Thomas graz ted from the
Lewis and Clark High School Fri
day morning, January %. Mr.
and Mrs. Reginald Wellington are
the proud parents of baby girl
born Sunday, January II, at st.
Luke's Hospital. Mrs. Wellington
was formerly Miss Marjorie Boyd
Mrs. Nellie Reynolds is teach
ing Home Economics on a WPA
project. The Phyllis Wheatley
Club met at the home OF Mrs
Chas. Evans. Sunday. January %.
The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1937-01-29
Helena
BY HEX

Those on the sick list this week
are as follows; Mr.. and Mrs. Elz-
worth Christian, Mrs. Bridgwater,
Mrs. S. King, Mrs. E. w. Hender-
son, joan and Bette Allen, Mr.
and Mrs. Minor. Mrs. George
MADDOX was called to Anaconda t
visit her mother who is ill Mrs.
Hebard Bridgewater is visiting in
Butte with her mother.
Helena Church Neaos
By Mrs. Mary Christian
The church is still moving on in
the midst of the extremely cold
weather that we are now having
in the state of Montana and in the
city of Helena in particular
The flu is chasing after every
body and our members are not ex-
empted. Brother and Sister Els
worth Christian had the flu and
Sister Christian is still in bed, but
is improving. Mrs. Christian, ST.,
is also sick with the flu but is bet
ter now.-Mrs. Eliza Keys for
merly Mrs. Stitt) who suffered
a broken arm caused by an acct
dental fall, is improving rapidly
end is out of danger.
The church will have its winter
dinner as soon as the weather per-
mits.
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Kollar Brothers Feature
Many New Services At
New Broadway Station

This new Richfield Station Of
fers motorists a perfect metropol-
itan services new friendly motor
service. We call for and deliver
your car, free air and water, win
dows wiped off, batteries recharg-
ed and batteries rented. Telephone
and rest rooms, day AID night ser
vices.
Richfield Gasoline, motor, oils,
Yale tires and Richfield Eagle bat
teries- STOP IN.
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OREGON NEWS SECTION
Bonnie BogIe Correspondent, 222O Vancouver Avenue
Phone Murdoch 1855, Portland, Ore.

Mrs. A. v. Childress, Mrs. 1. Yes
sell.
The NAACP is appealing to the
Negro citizens and organizations
Of the community to cooperate in
putting over the Civil Rights Bill.
e. J. Minor, the president, called
meeting Of all groups to furth-
er this measure SO vital to the
welfare Of our group in Oregon.
Williams Ave. Branch Y.W.C.A.
The Girls Work Committee un-
der the leadership Of Mrs. Cora
Minor. will hold their annual Can
delight ceremony on Sunday af-
ternoon, February Z, at 5 p. m.
Vesper services on Sunday after
noon, January 81, win be led by
Mrs. r. F. Morrison.
The Sepia Modernettes will
sponsor a skating party or Friday
evening. February 10, at the Oaks
Park Rink. Proceeds win be used
for conference delegates to the
Business and Industrial Confer
ence.
Members of the Juiior Girl Re
sS-w~s Club accompanied by their
adviser, Miss Hubbard, visited the
home of Misses Kate and Henri
eta Failing. An interesting ira
velogue and exhibits of curios col
lected from various parts of the
world were shown the girls by
their hostesses.
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Portland, Ore.

The flu epidemic has curtaiIed
business and social activities.
Mrs. Jane Hudson. house guest
of Mrs e. J. Miner, was dinner
guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. t. F. saun-
ders.
Mr.. Charles Smith was called to
Texas on account Of the death Of
his brother
Mrs. Jeanne Jones had as dinner
guests recently the newlyweds,
Mr.. and Mrs. T. F. Saunders.
Those recovering from illness are:
Mrs. George B. Hardin, Mr.. ]. H.
Williams, Mrs. w. H. Bowers,
The Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1931-1952, 1937-01-29

NEWARK. N. j. lC)-The Pas
sale Crescents conquered the New
ark Hebrews Sunday night at The
YMFJS by a score of 1929. This
was the first game the Hebrews
lost on their home court this year.
The Crescents made a splendid
showing during the first half, get
ting 14-point lead, 1875. Over
confidence seemed to have slack
ened their pace and their oppon-
ents made % points to their Z in
the third quarter, but they rallied
in the final quarter, and led by a
9-point margin, 1929.
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BIN Il they viii let their desire be
Known.
Richard Ben. son Of Mr.. and
HRS. Henry Ben, was injured IN
the workshop at the Lincoln High
School and taken to the Unlver-
sity General Hospital. His injury
is not considered serious
Mr. A. W. Ball. who has been
confined to his home for the past
two weeks with influenza, is able
to be up and around the house.
Miss Thelma Brown entertained
with a surprise buffet supper on
Sunday evening to honor her mo-
ther. Mrs. Alfred Brown, on her
birthday anniversary. Sharing the
honoring with Mrs. Brown was
Mrs. Ernest White, whose birth
day anniversary was Monday The
table was beautifully decorated
with a color scheme Of pink and
green and covers We're placed for
twenty-eight. Miss Brown was
assisted by Mrs Earl Din, Miss
syvilla Fort, Mrs. Henry johnson,
Mrs. Frances Smith and Mr.. Leo
Fletcher.
The Crispus Attacks Community
Club held a very interesting meet
ing Tuesday evening at the home
Of Mrs. Ernest White, The club
Is drafting a petition for a play
ground in the district and they are
asking the citizens Of the commun-
ity to sign the petition and lend
every possible support.
The Mothers Club win meet on
Tuesday evening at the Y.W.C.A.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Johnson en-
tertained twenty-five young peo-
pie Sunday afternoon for the plea
sure of their nephew, Chester
Carter.
The Young Matrons' Club en-
tertained with a stork shower last
week honoring Mrs. Doris Height.
The affair was given at the home
MRS. Harvey Chandler. Mrs.
Height received a number of
beautiful gifts.
Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Chand-
Ter, Jr., left Monday for Yakima
where they viii make their home.
Mrs. Marjorie Chatters and Mrs.
Harvey Chandler were recent host
esses for the meetings of the
Younger Matrons Club. Mrs. Ed
it'll Findley win be hostess for the
meeting this week.
Mrs. Harvey Chandler is able to
be up again after a weeks illness.
Keep off date. Feb. 20. IAN
Evening Of Pleasure" for the
Mrs. Harper CASTOR, Sr., was
hostess for the meeting of the
S. D. Workers last week.
Mrs. Everett Gibson, 1927 oath
Ave-, chairman Of the Safety De-
partment Of the Longfellow PIT.
A., delivered a lecture on Home
Fires" and DAutomobile Accidents"
at the monthly meeting Of the
State Council of PIT. A. at Ply
mouth Church on January H. Mrs.
Miller, president Of the Longfel-
low PIT. A., complimented Mrs.
Gibson as giving outstanding SER
vice in her division, while Captain
StanisIo. State Safety Chairman,
Of the PIT A. and member of the
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AIRLINE D. ENGLISH, Correspondent

mrs. Theodore Freeman return
ed Saturday to her home IN Port
land after very pleasant visit
here with her mother, Mrs. Cora
Lewis. Mrs. Freeman, the former
odessa Lewis. was heartily vel
coined By her many Seattle friends
and she was honored at many d.
nefs. Among them were at the
home o. Mr. and Mrs. Henry john
son. Mrs. Airline English enter
tanned at cards for her pleasure
at which prizes were awarded TO
Mrs. Freeman and Mrs. Charles
Lewis. Mrs. Lewis was also host
ess at cards in her honor and the
prizes were given to Mrs. Freeman
ard Miss Bernice Black. Miss VII
eta Riddle entertained with a par
ty and Miss Balck entel tanned at
breakfast complimenting the vis-
itor. Mrs. Freeman is a dress
makes Of considerable merit, and
has already q large patronage in
Portland
MrN. Pearl Vernon entertained
the Monday Social Eight at her
home this week. The ladies chose
the following officers for the en-
suing year: Mrs. Henry Davis, pre-
sldent; Mrs. S. M. Dent. vice pre-
sident; Mrs. Vernon. secretary, and
Mrs J. s. Peoples, treasurer
DR. c. ]. Allen entertained the
Mems Progressive Bridge Club on
Friday evening at the Dunbar Ho-
tel The highest award was won
by Mr.. Able Nakla. Mr.. Everett
Davis viii be host for the next
meeting.
Mrs. Annie Best. daughter of
Mrs. Harper Castor. has been con-
fined to her home with Influenza
for the past two weeks.
The NAACP will hold public
meeting Sunday evening at the
First A.M.E. Church. Rev. ]. r.
Harris Vii have charge Of the pro-
gram. A delegation Of six girls
from the Y.W.C.A Business and
Industrial Club win give panel
discussion of rs the Negro more
conservative than other groups ?"
The High School Carl Reserves
win render two vocal selections.
The program viii begin at 8 o.
clock and the public is cordially
invited
The Welcome Club will meet on
next Tuesday at the home Of Mrs.
Edna Taylor.
The Self Improvement Club met
Tuesday evening at the home Ct
Mrs. Hugh Sanders. The program
included quotations from Shakes
peare, a duet by Mrs. LeEtta King
and M-S Margaret Malone. The
club also discussed plans for the
disposition of their quilt.
Mrs. Helen Honeysuckle left on
Wednesday for a weeks visit in
Portland
Mrs, Airline English is urging
citizens to sign petition support
ing Senate Bill No. so, which pro-
vides maximum of so hours a
week for household workers. Pc
titions may be signed at the Ur-
ban League office, or through
Miss IdeIl vertner at the YWCA.
Any club or interested group may
have q worker call and explain the
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OUT.OF-TOWN NEWS

All news matter for publ
cation in the current issue Of
The NORTHWEST ENTER
PRISE must be IN the office
by Tuesday Of each week. It
must be written in ink an6
on one side of paper only.
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Seattle Fire Department, recog-
nized her as the most efficient
safety chairman of the State of
Washington. Besides her activi-
ties in the PIT. A., Mrs. Gibson
is interested in child welfare, and
is chairman of the program COM
mittee of the East Madison Y.
Alba Wilson, formerly of Seattle
passed away in Los Angeles after
long illness. She was former
member of the Mt. Zion Baptist
Church.
Reported ill this week is Mrs.
Joseph Barrow, confined with the
flu at her home, 652s Sycamore
Street.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19

Christmas vacation was over. And
Fred knew nothing would ever be the
same again.
he drank what Roger called hard
likker," now. The Bellamy crowd didn't
care much for beer. He didn't get drunk
q great deal. But he did stay In nice
glow of unreality.
Roger didn't have TO beg him, now,
to go to New York. He suggested week
ends himself, II Roger seemed inclined
TO spend q few quiet days In college.
Fred neglected his studies. II didn't
matter. Rather silly, to wear Phi
Beta Kappa key. And u you didn't
wear It, why have oneS Els hopes o.
q key disappeared before the end OF
the year.
But not his hopes Of Heayen--of
AAargnlo. Hs was terrified when ne
looked ahead. He didn't look ahead 9
great deed.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19

was 50 far away There was nothing
BE vent "a bed. he lay there IA the
dark, IN his simple room with she ssop-
ing ceiling and the little dormer win
doWs.
MarRnIo Was sweet. Far away. IN
real, already. A dream unfuIfiiled he
could feel her body against his now
In the sand at night under the stars.
In the sun. And their last dance to-
gether. She was 30 dear-and ca
PRECIOUS and wild and unreal She loved
him now. AS he loved her. She'd get
over It. OF course. Only too soon. Per-
hapS the new young man ..
He'd get over It, too. That was the
worst Of t. He'd live here In Saukett-
take care OF his mother and sister
be q public-minded citizen as his father
had been. Marry Mildred, even. And
love Mildred. In way. In a decent,
honest way. The way Mildred would
love him Never even looking st anyone
else.
He belonged here. he knew that.
There was no other way. BE was not
of the generation who read Kipling,
so he didn't care about Kipltngs geo
graphic idea Of east and west. Or even
that Kipling had left out the middle
west altogether. Nor did he know that
the star Elusive dream" OF which an
other poet had written, would be with
him always, sweeter than reality. BE
only knew now that he was terribly
unhappy and that his pillow was wet
with tears.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19

He was trembling. he felt she was
trembling. too. But on the way home,
though she was 50 close 70 him. Rle
seemed calm and cool
The telegram was waiting for him
at the Bellamys when he got there. Fur
Miss had forwarded It. bis father had
had q stroke. Was very III
he telephoned to Mergalo.
Il knew you'd telephone, darling"
she started In. when she heard his
voice. She grew very quiet when he
you won't come backl" she walled
They'll get you. Your old home-and
your old grill
Don't make It hard for me-" he beg
ged. i've got 70 60"
His sister met him at the station.
In the old car. His father was very Ill.
Unconscious. At least he wasn't SUI
fering.
His father lay very still and did not
open his eyes when Fred went into the
room. His mother was crying. She
looked old.
Neighbors came in. said few words,
went out again. Matte, the coloIed
woman who had been with them for
Years, wiped her eyes as she WORKED.
His father died that night.
He knew now he couldn't go back
east. Back to Margalo.
His mother was sorry because he
couldn't graduate. Just a few months
more, tool We all tried SO hard so you
could get your education" she said.
you don't have to have a degree to
run a shoe store" he told her. 1t
doesn't matter bit. that didn't grad
uate."
Mildred came in to see him after the
funeral. Maybe she had been to the
funeral He hadn't noticed anyone.
She hadn't gone back to school, this
year. Her mother wasn't awfully strong.
Needed her.
He tried to write to Margalo. He
tore up a dozen sheets Of paper. She
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Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19
Frank Judd Named j. P.
at Park Entrance Town

Frank Judd, longtime resident OF
the park entrance community, has been
appointed justice Of the peace for West
Yellowstone, the board Of county COM
miSsioners announced. He succeeds
Charles Shears who has been justice
there for several years but told the
commissioners he would not again
serve In that capacity.
Judd Is employed nights at the Tee
pee hotel and win have his office at
his residence near there, the county
board said.
Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19

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Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19
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Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19

Garfield was the only American pres
tdent who also was O preacher.
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By THYRA sAsErKR wNsLOW
IN TWO PARTs-PART IWO

Published BY Special ArrAnEement VIII ~
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Montana oil and mining journal. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1931-1953, 1937-06-19

TRAPPERS' LAST STAND
A group Of trappers are being at
tackled By q band Of rowing 1no1ans;
rh@w have formed a small circle and
are using their horses as snieios
vhile shooting at the attackers VINO
IN true Indian fashion are riding N
circle around the trappers. 1hSg
know that no one can escape 70 go
for help and that It VIII only be
matter Of time until superior num-
brrs succeed Ia killing all Of the little
group Of men.
sIxe is ~ 10 inches, 81 the collection Of
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The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
A BRAVE MAN

Papa, when you see COW, ain't you afraid?"
 "Of course not, Evelyn"
 " hen you see a great big worm, ain't you afraid?"
 No, of course not"
 When you see hOrrid, monstrous humble bee. ain't you afraid?" No. certainly not !"
 "Aint you afraid when it thunders and lightnings?"
 No. no, you silly child" Gee, Pop. ain't you afraid of nOth. 'ng in this world ceptin' Mammal"
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Fair Story

David was telling his little cousin something which attracted grandma's attention when she heard him say:
 "And there was little boy and his name was Umbrella.'
 Grandman told him little boys didn't have names like that, to which he re- piled:
 "Wel, grandma, this is fairy story Pm telling "-Indianap0liS News.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Human Life

we never call people out to be shot at sunrise as they do in some parts of Europe"
 "No," said Senator Sorghum. ''The worst we do is to let 'em take their chances at grade crossing. Wash ington Star.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Why the Kids Laughed

Willie not only was chewing gum which was against the rules but he had his feet out In the aisle.
 "Wilie," the teacher thundered, take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in."
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Without Delay

The sleight -of-hand performance was not going very well.
 Gan any lady or gentleman lend me m egg?" asked the conjurer, coming down to the footlights.
 "If we'd 'ad one," shouted a man in the audience, you'd ave 'ad it before this"
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16

recommendation by a health officer h Salt Lake City that all the 100000 goats in Utah be slaugh- tered to stop the spread of Malta fever among resi-
 dents of the state. While the eastern. central, and north- western parts of the country have sporadic cases of
 Malta or unf1u1anf
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
More Effective

Father-Did you tell Cyril I'll cut him out of my will if he married that girl?
 Wise MOther-No; 1 did better than that-l told the girl.-Stray Stories Magazine.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
A Real Salesman

Are you sure," asked the woman, that this century plant will bloom in hundred years?'
 Positive, ma'am," answered the florist. If 1t doesn't bring 1t right back"
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
An Eievating Subject

'"Ths paper says that a man talks of flying to tn @ moon. Do you think he can?"
 "Of course, he can. Anybody can talk about flying to the moOn."
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Taking No Chances

Tommy When will the world come 10 an end, Ma?
 MOther-NObody knows.
 Tommy-Well. hadn't better play safe and finish all this candy now?
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Not Particular

"You only married me because my uncle left me some money"
 "Nothlng of the kind. I'd have mar. rled you whoever left it to you."- Answers Maga zine
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Waiting

Teachcr-What are you crying for Bobby?
 Bobby-You told me to stand in the corner for the present-and you have not given me a present.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
THE LOW DOWN

Editor-l can't use your poem. but you might leave your address.
 Poet-If you don't take the poem shant have any address.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16

"The new stenographers hair Is g decided blond, isn't it?'
 "Yes; though noticed slight inde. cision around the rOots."
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
He Knew His Flies

Teacher-Now if there were five flies on a table and 1 killed one, how many would be left?
 Pupil-One dead one, sir.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
Words Failed Her

and then ne Sald l was Ia confer"
 "LacOnlc! What does that mean?" 'I don't know-but slapped his face, just to be oI the safe side !'- PearsOn's Weekly.
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
A POLITICIAN
O Western N.~,p.p., Union

''I don't see why you call Crow stu pid. He says clever thing quite often"
 Exactly. He doesn't seem to real, iZe it should be said only Once."
The Nome daily nugget., 1937-08-16
The Proviso

"Don't you believe It is right for man to say exactly what he things?"
 "Yes,' replied Miss Cayenne; "pro- vlded he really thinks"